The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-01-28

They ssy those artificial sgss csnnc''
Ice b~sien-
We me, no. ishs boiei keepers. bot ne
have 10 pa, up With them.
"A iss 10 ~ good ~ mule. and .
gr.i Deal better You caa't kiss mile.
-"wLsi Told Ny Vile. 10 tho title
81 nee boob II 10 needless 10 say thai
IL 10 6ctioa.
"a Misssnn ihsy call bras hsrd
es.ne4st . sscor.s vhen the leader escapes
sih As life.
"A mao shout 70 build house sdver
"a. tot proposals. Why don't the giris
a., ssssi lsisuy
lfyrn col, rs.ellos long enough At
si,iNs .isei tap. you are sure TO get
your hsnd In.
IAsyns~s 10 a COED deal like money
,is more mao hsK ov Il The more he
s,,aa. 10 80,
aaiSan sysss 40 fully reai,r~. her
Il -. deuce arun man as .beu she npder
isl,.io .ls,I'sn lssd pencil
= Japsu,se rrl hr,sozs their lips.
sni i !. siynifi -~ti fact that they al
80, nqailr d hr.rrg Monday morn
80
M,isis are more active" wrote the
). 80, - ofo,, hose vile bad hsstensd
vi. xil ll.aI ,aarai.s ~i,h flying fiat
iros
A ,neiess ssys. He pssed upon my
Lurninr eyes and fed J." Tins would seem
b. Indicate that he was no, . member OF
the fire department.
Proof. reader. Ito editor Is this "lit-
Ito bother" or little brother" In your
manuscript; Editor who has one) 1T
doesn't make any difference.
-"Grov more corn" says the Mont.
pelier ws,chmsn's agricultural man. No,
thanks: one is enough for man who has
10 be on bis feet good deal
--chsupeey Depbew is autority for the
story that woman on Long Island said
she had eaten so many clans that her
waist rose aud fell with the tide.
"A new kind OF cheese Is made. which
Is said to appeal strongly to the imsgina-
ton. That may be 80. but we never
heard msn's nose called by that name
before
There is bat one way to keep the girls
away from the skating Kinks. just start
the story that skating makes the feet grow
big, and not a solitary female will ever
DO seen At rink.
"A citizen Of Hope. Iudisnns, dropped
dead day or two ago while washing his
hands sud face. And yet. says a local
paper some people will persist in iooling
with water.
III want the music OF the 'Mikado, ;,
said little boy, entering New York
music store. For singing. or for the pi.
amor" II don't want II for either, l want
II for my sister"
"A Kansas man points with pride" TO |
the fact that his wife has wore one bon.
ne, for twenty five years. The feeling
with which the wife points to the husband
has not been described.
death from exposure" was the YER
die, recently rendered by Helena IN. 7.
Jury on the body Of horse thief who had
been hanged BY vigilautes. That kind Of
exposure is very apt to be fatal.
--Son- Father, what is oil this noise
about that Greece and Bulgaria and Ser
via and the rest OF the little fellows are
mAking' Father-0h, they are hungry
they are crying for piece Of Turkey"
"A plausible explatiou Mr.. Dusen-
berry, sand soap has gone up two cents q
pound What's the resson' Because OF
the war in Burmah, my dear. The paper
says 10. 600 rebels are securing the coun.
try.
Another Of the old settlers Is gone.
We had piece Of him st our lanlady .
table this morning. Immediately beneath
the epidemic formation from his back We
found piece Of eggshell. bearing the lie.
gend, Laid lS49."
Good morning, Mrs. Gilligsn; how
Is Patrick, this mornin'?' Sure he's no
better. SIR" why don't you send him
70 the hospital TO be trcsted7" ITO be
treated, is IN Faith. an its the delirium
trimmins he has already
How do you do. Nary I've been
trying 10 catch up with you for half an
hour. knew you inst - soou a. / set
eyes on that bonnet I've known it o.
long ~ can remember" I. IL such re-
marks Az this thai fills the female heart
with bitterness.
Literary man Qsughingly)-Yes, II
took 10 literature naturally. l wss vac
cinsted from quill. You know. Friend
(srimly) The world gould have been
the gamer II you had been vaecinated
from pick or shovel.
Little Stuart bad spent bis Hrst day |
1t school. what did You learn'" was
his auntie's question. "Didnt learn any.
thing" well. wha. did you dor" Didnt
do any thing. There Vas woman want |
Ing 10 know how 10 spell cat and told
her
A standard target Tor American rife.
meu has Just been adopted by the clubs
Of the united States. which have had the
matter under discussion for several months
We hope !, Is large enouhh 70 protect lths
indiscreet coss and pigs that wander
about The various rangea.
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