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Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
THE COURT RECORD.

This morning Judge Stoddard will re- open the January term, civil side, of the Su- perior court. Kendrick vs. Kendrick, and the N. Y, N. H. & H. Go. vs. the city of New Haven ,ss the committee report on the Jackson street matter, have gone over. Ganung vs the New Haven orphan asylum, the divorce matter of Kuhner vs. Kuhner are to be tried.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
A Bed-Ridden Dyspepttc Cured.

"Billousine has entirely cured me of dys- pepsia." Mrs. M. A. Nelson, Warren Ave, Boston, eodaw1month.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
HEOrsford's Acid Phosphate.

limitations and counterfeits have again ap- peared Be sure that the word ''HoRsFoRD's", is on the wrapper. None are genuine with out it. mi eod3t wit
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
Naugattlck Railroad.

COMMENCING JULY 17th, 1884, trains leave New Haven via H. 6 D. R. R. connecting with this road at 7:00 a. m.-Connecting at Ansonia with passenger
 train for Waterbury, Litchfleld and Win
 stead. 9:50 6. un.-Through car for Waterbury Watertoyn
 Litchfield, Winsted 200 D. m.-Gonnectins at Ansonia with passenger
 train for Waterbury 6:45 p. .m.-Through car for Waterbury WatertoHn
 Litchf1eid, Winsted e:29 p. m.-Connecting at Ansonia for Waterbury. FOR NEW HAY EN-Trans leave Winsted: 7:10 a. m, 1:2S p. n, with through car aud at 5:25 D. m. TRAINS LEAVE WATERBURY-At 5:3O a. m s:26 a. m., through car, 10:5O a. m. 2:44 p. m., through car, GAS p.
 GEORGE W. BEACH supt Bridseport July IT, 1894
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

Vegetine is the great health restorer, com posed exclusively of barks, roots and herbs. Pleasant to take; children like it.
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Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

New York, NeyV Raven e1 Hart
 ford Ee. E., Jan. 8, 1886. TRAINS LEAVE NEW HAVEN AS FOLLOWS FOR NEW YoRKa*s:5s +4:25 *4:4o, 5:15, 6:ao, *7:ao 1o so to ssso l94S 1so ue9 $500, $40, *7.OO 6:a0 milk train with pass. accommodation to South Norwalk, then :e ex- press to New York. t7:30 way to Bridgeport, *6:as, 800 IT,, Sundays, %3:5s, 4:40, s:G0 WASHINGTON NIGHT EXPRESS VIA HARLEM RIVER-Leaves at *1150 p. In. daily, stops st Milford, Bridgeport. South Norwalk and Starn- FOR BOSTON VIA sPRINGFIELD-+1:os night 6:52, 500, %11:G5 a. m., +1:16, 3:12, s6:26 p. n Sundays *102 night, *6:26 p. m.
 FOR BOSTON VIA NEW LONDON AND PROV1. nENCE-*1;so, night, HOBO a. rn., fast express' Newport Express trains *103O a. m, 400 D. nn FOR BOSTON VIA HARTFORD AND N N E. R. R.-*2:3o Q. ID. daily.
 FOR BOSTON Via Air Line and N. Y 6 N E. R. R. sO5 g. m-, .s5 p. m., 5.05 p. fast express. FOR HARTFORD, SPRINGFIELD AND RIERIDEN ETC.-*i215 night, *1:G2 night, (*2:30 a. m to Hartford, s:52, 500, *10:2o, -11:05, 1910, noon, *1:16, 3:12, 5:07 (5:55 to iiartford), *6:a6 s:12 FOR NEW LONDON, ETC-*1:s6 night, s:os *to3o a. m. do:s5 a. m., 4:15 p. m, way trains to Saybrook go farther.) *4 .o0 D. m, 6:16 ?; Pi;.11 n 9 tg:So D. m way to Gulford3 Sundays VIA B. 6 N. Y. AIR LINE DIVISION for Middle town, Willimantic. Etc.-Leave New Haven for all stations at SOS a. m., 125 *505 Sis p. m 5:O5 D. Ln. Sundays. Connect at Middletown with Conn Valley R. R., and ct Wilimantic with N with Colchester Branch Trains arrive in Now Haven at 9:15 a. m, -:22, *6:55 S:55 D. r
 E. M. REED, Vice President, *Express trains
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

Majors Cement 15 and 25c. Majors best Liquid Glue 15c. Majors Leather and Rubber Cement, 15c.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

THE CLERGY, THE MEDICAL FACULTY AND THE PEOPLE all endorse Burdock Blood Bitters the best renovating, blood purifying tonic in the world.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
ALLAN ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIpS


 z4kss. Liv iverpool via Halifax calling at London ion. derry And rom Glasgow to Boston direct via o2 ondonderry Cabin Intermediate and steerage at paids issued from all parts of Great Briiain and Ireland For further information apply to H & A. ALLAN. Agents, Portland and S0 State street Boston; or to W; FITZPATRICK, 667 Grand st: BUNNELL & SCRANTON, 132 and 734 Chanel sIISCl. f1OeOd3n
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
New Haven & Nortlla'npton N Es. ES.

Parlor cars on trains leaving New Haven at 11:06 a. m and p. m., and from North Adams at 9:15 m- and 4:05 D. n1
 EDWARD A. RAY, G. T. A. d7 New Haven and Derby Railroad. Train Arrangement commencing June r, 1885.
 LEAVE NEW HAVEN At FOO and 9:52 G. n. 200 5:45 6:15 D. m, sstur- days st 11:00 p.
 LEAVE ANSONIA At 6:S5. 9:05 and 11:40 a. .n., 3:20 and 7:11 D. m Connections are made at Ansonia with passenger trains of the Naugatuck railroad, and at New Haven with the principal trains of other roads centeriag there. E. S, OUTWARD Supt New Haven. June 16. 1885,
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
March 5, 1886.
IraueIers' Guide.
NEW HAVEN STEAMBOAT co.

 Daily for New YOrk-Farc Sl. sneIud.
 Ing gberth-ExcursfOn Tickets SI.6O
 Steamer CONTINENTAL, Capt. F. J. Peck leaves NeWHaven 12 o'clock p.m.. Sunday executed ssfete rooms sold at Peck Bishops and at Elock's fr1,e Store. Steamer ELM CfTY, Captain Stayenss se9yes & NeW MI aayen V at 1915 @ Sundays excepted Peck Slip at p. m., and the ELI ST:rV t tSS 9S p: m, Sundays excepte Saturday F o'clock m mid. d
 Sunday Boat for N.York-Steamer N. NEW HAVEN Capt; Post leaves at 1G:3o m. Staterooms sold at the Elliott House. Free stage from Ins Rnildino a 9p n: Tickets sold and baggage checked t6ros M to Philadelphia (via both routes), Baltimore and WashMgtoh. JAMES H. WARD, Agent.
 National Line Of SteamsIlfps. BETWEEN MEW YORK, LIVERPOOL, QUEENS
 Sailing weekly from fer g. North River New York, are among the largest steamships crossinv the Atlantic Cabin rates, $50 to S1o0; Exeursion1 paid steerage tickets S19 Being ae Ioar tb Pre, most other lines" New steamship Americas ire trip to New York, days, t5 hours and 41 minutes
 .,- F. ". J. HURST, Manager Agents at New Haven, BUNNEi.L & SCRANTON : v. FITZPATRICK, A. MCALISTER GEoRGR M DOWNES &Ls4N E. DOWNES. ali
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

KNOW HIMSELF, by reading the ssSc1- ence of Life,'' the best medical work ever pub Iished, for young and middle aged men.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05
Friday, March 5, 1886.
THE GENERAL AssEMBL Y.

The House Has a Short SessiOn- Bridgeport Aroused on the County Court House Questionable Valued
 Policy Bills Once MOre-ResOlutioas n s Of Sympathy for Senator Joseph
 R. HawIey-Various Matters of In-
Morning journal and courier., 1886-03-05

LIMITED EXPRESS tt-ExPREss LOCAL Ex- PRESS ALL OTHERS ARE ACCOMMODATION ATNa
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
WON THE BALL.
How an Aged Turkish Liar Fairly Won
 the Prevarica, or's Prize.

How an Aged Turkish Liar Fairly Won
 the Prevaricator's Prize.
 Ages ago it pleased one of the Sultans to issue proclamation throughout the empire, promising to present a golden ball to whenever among his subjects should prove himself the biggest liar, giving it to be understood beforehand that no "merely improbable story" would stand the ghost of a chance of winning, since he himself was to be the judge, and nothing short of story that was simply impossible would secure the prize. The proclamation naturally made quite stir among the greater prevaricators of the realm, and hundred of stories came pouring in from com- petitors everywhere, but they were one and all adjudged by the astute monarch as containing incidents that might un- der extraordinary circumstances have been true. The coveted golden ball still remained unawarded, when one day there appeared before the gate of the Sultan's palace, requesting an audi ence, an old man with travel-worn appearance, and bearing on his stopping shoulders an immense earthenware jar. The Sultan received the aged pilgrim kindly, and asked him what he could do for him. 70 Sultan, may you live fofeverr' exclaiTed the old man, ''for your Imperial Hbghness is loved and celebrated throughout all the empire for your many virtues, but most of all for your love of justice" " 'Inshallah," replied the monarch re- verently. May it please your Imper- ial Majesty" continued the old man, calling the monarch's attention to the jar, 'syour Highness' most excellent father-may his bones rest in peace!- borrowed from my father this jar of gold coins, the condition being that your Majesty was to pay the same amount back to me-" Absurd, impos- siblei" exclaimed the astonished Sul- tan, eyeing the huge vessel in question. If the story be true,' gravely contin- ued the pilgrim, ''pay your father s debt; if it is as you say impossible. 1 have fairly won the golden ball. " And the Sultan immediately awarded him the prize.-SGn Francisco ArgOndut.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

Four wives is ths allowance to one man in Turkey.
 king Humbert paid from his pri- vate purse for the two hundred thou sand-dollar menutnent to Victor Eman- uel at Turin.
 In France Saturday is pay day, Sun day is drinking day, Monday repenting day and Tuesday is suicide day.
 The French are the least migratory of nations, the annual average of emi- grants being Under five thousand out of population of thirty-seven million.
 Several French cities are about to establish permanent free museums for the exhibition of samples of foreign manufactures and raw materials.
 It was a German critic who re- marked that ''in order to prove the ab- surd irregularities of English pronun- citation it will suffice to state that the word Boz is pronounced Dickens"
 Two members of Parliament have fallen heirs to f2,000 apiece, bequeath- ed to them by lady with Whom neither had an acquaintance, and who did not even state the grounds of her appreca- ton.
 Berlin has abolished the old custom of holding market in squares and pub lie places, and has recently opened series of grand and colossal market halls in various quarters of the city.
 Seven great labor unions in En- gland, having an income of over S1,- 600, 1000, spent in disputes in 1882 only 5000. Their highest work is in pre- venting strikes through conference and arbitration,
 The latest invention in hat lining is map of the city of London printed on silk, so that any stranger or gay young fellow may find his way home or see at glance if eabby is taking him the nearest route to his destination.
 At Mexican bull fight just across the Rio Grande from Brownsville one of the bulls broke through the enclosure and began climbing up the benches. Women screamed and tainted, men scrambled to get out of the way, and a general fusillade began, every man near enough popping away at the bull, who succumbed with thirty bullets in his body.
 An authenticated Schiller r'ng-a gold ring containing lock of the poets hair, whose genuineneSs is attested to by Schiller's daughter-was sold in Berlin recently. As was the case at the recent sale of Goethe relics, the bidding was disappointingly dull, and the ring had to be sold for Ill los.
 Duke Karl, of Bavaria, famous throughout Germany as an oculist and philanthropist, has recently been minis tering to the poor of Meran, in the Aus trian Tyrol. During his stay at that place he operated upon hundreds of pa tients, and with singular success. He steadfastly refuses to receive pay for his services, and as a rule confines his prac tice to those who are unable to pay. He took his departure from Meran the oth- CT day, and was followed to the station by crowds of people who showered blessings upon hIm, and in many cases knelt in the streets and offered up pray CTS in his behalf.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
HOME AND FARM.

Corn Oysters: Six ears of boiled corn, cut from the cob and seasoned with salt and DC per, mix with it the yelks of three eggs, well beaten, and one and half tablespoonfuls of flour, Nhisk the whites to a stiff froth and add last, fry in hot butter, one spoonful at timei EPIildd6lpHia Call.
 Another thing, mothers, is saffron tea for baby. It is the very best in fever, bowel trouble or scarlet fever that there can be. It was the dear old grandma's cure; and I think they had better success than most of us ti0Wadays. Too many drugs are used noW.-Fdrn1 and Fire. side.
 Fires resulting from burning 0;;ll are inextinguishable with water, but may readily be smothered by throwing flour upon the burning oil. If clothing is set on fife by spilling oil, or by the bursting of lamp, handful of flour thrown on immediately may be the means of quenching the flames, and thus saving life.-M5ntreaJ Witness.
 A correspondent of the Ohi0 Farmer recommends half a pint of common table salt for bloat in cattle. Put a round stick in the cows mouth, throw the salt as far down, the throat as you can. and she will swallow it. This farmer says he has cured several cases of clover-bloat in short time in this manner.
 Cheese omelet, supper or lunch dish: Butter and cut in quarters a sui. icient number of slices of bread to line medium-sized pudding dish. Sprinkle Another layer of bread; then cheese, and so ofl until the dish is fytll. Make a custard of one pint of milk, two eggs and a1ittle salt. Pour over the bread and cheese. Bake one-half hour in a quick oven.-Good Housekeeping.
 -Homihy: Soak a cup of small hominy for two hours in enough cold water to cover it, drain; put over the fire in farina kettle, with a quart of warm water slightly salted, and cook for half an hour after it reaches the boil. If it has not soaked up all the water, pour it off and supply the place with a a cup of warm milk; bring it to boil and serve. Eat with sugar and cream. -EGcbGnge.
 If by letting horse stand in the stable one day without exercise you in jure him, how much more are horses in- jured which are compelled to stand in narrow stalls for week at a time with out any liberty whateverP Yet there are plenty of farmers who, when they are not using their horses, will keep them imprisoned for days or weeks at time, and then wonder why they have trouble in keeping them in good conditioti.- Western RitrGl.
 An Ohio amateur gooseberry grower succeeds in growing very fine fruit, both in size and quality, on a cool, clay soil. keeping the plants open in the center by pruning. When they start into growth in the spring, he immediately disbuds, to prevent them from becoming too dense, and thus admits a free circulation of air. He mulches heavily during the summer. With this treatment he is lit tie troubled with mildew. Cleveland Leader.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24

Msh take him in hand, look after his meals and find him lodgings. A work man is likewise permitted to change from one trade to another, where he is fiade member of another artell. The Russian operative classes consist of a number of artells, whose only aim. however, is to provide food for alL Among the cal. qrivers the artell has already assufied the form of co-opera- tive Societies; cabs and horses are pro- vided at the common expense, and busi- ness is carried on in the same way. The Russian cab proprietors have to thank these artells for. their exemplary Organs izations, Besides this there are many villages where only people of certain trade, as, for instance, tailors and join CTS, live. Here the ''artelitschik" takes the orders, distributes the work as well as the profit and forwards the goods " F. Commercial Bulletin.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
NURSERY FOR BIRDS.
A New Industry Which Has Been Recentiy
 Established in New York.

A New Industry Which Has Been Recently
 Established in New York.
 A notice posted in the window of an uptown bird-store recently attracted the attention of a reporter: Birds Boarded by the Week Or Month";"
 He stepped in to investigate The person in charge of the establishment explained that a regular branch of the business consisted in caring for song- birds and other feathered pets belong ing to families who had arranged to pass the summer months out of town. Hundreds of birds of all sizes, colors and species made the place a wilderness of discord as they screamed, chattered, warbled or sung, all in different keys; About fifty ef the prisoners were boardefs, the others wefe offered for Sale.
 Before July passes by," said the attendant i've shall have hundred birds boarding here. for then almost everybody who can afford it will have made arrangements to 90 the country, if not to Europe. When they go away they leave their dogs in charge of the coachman, except the toy dogs, which are taken along when possible. The cat is left behind to shift for himself, but the song-bird is either put out to board or loaned to some friend who will be sure to care for it kindly"
 Are birds expensive boarders?"
 :'We can make money by boarding canares and finches at fifteen cents per week if we have good many custon1- CTS, We charge fifty cents for mocking birds, which are choice in their food, and the same sum for parrots: Say we. have sixty regular customers the season round, and average the pay at thirty cents each, we have eighteen dollars per week coming in; and twelve dollars of this is clear profit. But our customers, who are usually wealthy ladies, often insist on paying tenfold the amount of our bill. The owner of this mocking- bird gave me twenty dollars for caring for it during the next two months"
 A carriage had just rolled up to the door, and young lady in costly garb alighted, attended by a man servant in livery. She bore in her hand gilded cage. 'I have brought you this bad boy again." she said, lightly, ''and if any thing goes wrong with him, write me at once to this address" When birds are removed from the richly-fur- nished boudoirs of their fair owners to a noisy store they become at first moody, and in some instances even decline to take food, but gradually they accept the situation and appear to like the com pany.-M r. Mail and Empress.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
CLEANING WALLPAPER.
How to Obliterate Paste and Other Stains
 Without Iniuring the COlors.

How to Obliterate Paste and Other Stains
 Without Injuring the COlors.
 Cut into eight portions a loaf of bread two days old; must neither be newer nor staler. With one of those pieces, after having blown off all the dust from the paper to be cleaned, by means of a good pair of bellows, begin at the top of the room, holding the crust in the hand, and wiping lightly downward with the crumb, about half yard at each stroke till the upper part of the paper is completely cleaned all round. Then go round again, with the like sweeping stroke downward, always commencing each successive stroke a little higher than the upper stroke had extended, till the bottom be finished. This operation, if carefully performed, will frequently make very old paper look almost equal to new. Great cau- tionmust be used not by any means to rub the paper hard, nor to attempt cleaning it the cross or horizontal way. The dirty part of the bread, too, must be continually cut away, and the pieces re- newed as soon as may become necessary. To take grease stains out of wall paper, mix pipe-clay with water to the consis- tency of cream, laying it on the spot, and letting it remain til the following day, when it may be easily removed with a pen-knife or brush.-IoIedo BLGde-
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
Time ProfitabIy Spent.

No time of the farmer is more profit ably spent than that which he spends in close observation among his growing crops By frequent and careful exam- nations he not only learns the progress of crops under different conditions, but he also discovers, at an earl y period, the presence of an d or new enemy. Many crops have been nearly ruined be- cause of a neglect to watch the coming of an enemy, and many field has been overrun by weeds because the owner has neglected to keep over it watchful eye; many crops have been greatly re. duced in value because for the want of observation it has been permitted to over-ripen. In fact, in whatever stage of growth crop may be, 1t demands a constant watchfulness, and the closer the observation the greater will be the power to prevent failure and insure Success.-N. '. ObSerUer. of
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
The "aoodess- and the Meanes
.oswego Palladium l

The district school at Sand Hill. taught by Miss Gertie Dunn, of Pulaski, Is one of the best instructed in the Easterti part of the county. At an examination held thers few days ago class of pupils were re- quested to give a list of quality" words. One little fellow gave the word "good," i" and defined it by saying apple pie was good. little bright-eyed seveti-y year old, who had been sitting quietly in his seat during the recitation, got up and gave the word "mean." In reply to the teachers question as to what was mean, he said: "Well, dried-apple pies are the meanest things I know of" The little fellow took his seat amid roar of laughter from the spectators.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
TENDER STEAK.
Valuable Recipes for Young Housekeeper
 and Dissatified Boarders.

Valuable Recipes for Young Housekeepers
 and Dissatified Boarders.
 You want to know how to make steak tender, do you, Eulalie? Well, we are full of ripe, golden experience on steak. If there's any one in all this wide, weeping world who has full and perfect knowledge of steak, we are that person. We nearly choked to death on steak once, Eulalie. But hearken to the sweet, mellifluous piping of our gentle oboe. If you are keeping house and want to make your steak tenders buy big seven-barreled revolver. Go around to the butchers and present the executive end of the gun at his head. Then address him in some such hOneyec words as these:
 "You miserable, swindling, bone chopping scoundrel, if you send me more such steak as that stuff you sent me yesterday morning, I'll blow you into the middle of Jersey Cityr'
 That'll settle him, Eulalie. When he sees that your soft, womanly heart is not to be trifled with, he Il weaken, and send around the porterhouse that you pay for.
 But if you are boarding, Eulalie, and want to make the steak tender, you must pursue a very different plan. You can not deal with the butcher, if you are board ng, so you must pay your at tentions directly to the steak. When the steak is placed on the table before you, take it up gently on your fork and go up to your room with it. Place it on the plate of your sewing-machine, in the spot where you put your. sewing. Then sit down frmlyin in chair, Eulalie, and put your feet on the pedals of the machine. When you have done this, begin to operate the pedals. Operate as if the house. was on fire. Keep it up for about two hours. See that you have & good stout needle in the machine, otherwise it might break off in the steak. e.
 After you have kept this up for the time mentioned, you will find that you can cut the boarding-house steak quite easily with steam circular-saw.-Puck
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-07-24
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 cal Association, Buffalo, N. Y.