The Washington critic., 1886-05-05

nlshes numerous fresh Congressman with
speeches prepared to order upon any given
subject, delivered by honorable Members in
the House, aud which electrify the country
constituencies hy the statcsmanship, re-
search and wit therein expressed.
1t can furnish, ON the shortest notice, the
finest 0natomcally welldeveloped ballet
troupe, with psthetic accomplishments, Of
any city In America.
Its local newspapers are afflicted, IN pro-
portion to thoir space, with more dead-beats
wanting free advertising aud pulrs than
patient old Job had boils ornamenting his
opIdermls.
1t has more aesthetic dancers, walters
and leaders Of the german (ncluding the
Marine Corps than the proud Army aud
Navy Of any other nation can turn out.
1t illustrates occasionally, at reception
or swell party, how "society' can rush,
squeeze and jam into the passage leading
to the dining-room about the time terrapin
and champagne are to be announced In "a
manner that is equaled only among tbs
caunibals when a roasted missionary Is to
be served up.
1t is the only place in tho country for
the establishment of National University.
1t is the only proper location for grand
geological garden and extensive aquarium.
Its promenades along the avenues and
streets on q pleasant afternoon present
charming spectacle of more beautiful
women in their jaunty and attractive attire
than any city on the continent.
1t is the paradise for children on their
roller-skates.
Its numerous charming parks afford
facilities for "spoonlng" couples to au
extent only equalcd by the birds in the
| spring time, billing and cooing In the tree
| tops Of the same localities.
1t now has new, commodlous and we'll
| furnished opera-houses and theatres which
are credit to the Nations Capital.
| 1t has one of the best jockey club race
courses, the most attractive In its surround
ngs, of any on the continent, which is only
fifteen minutes drive, and only five min.
uics 10y railroad, from the city.
| 1t has the brightest and most skillful dis
ciples of Esculapius of any city in the land.
Its local military companies are the best
looking, bestequipped, drilled and disci-
| plined Of any in the country.
1t contains upwards of IS 900 shade trees,
making Washington resemble grand park
iuterspersed with the most magnificent
| public buildings in the world handsome
| private eulHCts monuments, statuary, eIC.
1t is the proper place for the Government
to celebrate in 1889 the centennial annver-
sary of the adoption of the Constitution of
the United States, and In 1892 the 400th an
nversary Of the discovery of America by
Columbus, and the proper manner to com
memorate these important historical events
is by an industrial exhibition of the arts,
industries and resources OF our great Repub-
lie.
1t has now as resident a flne-looking,
lovel-headed man with an iron spinal
column as Chief Magistrate of the Nation,
who compares favorably with the long line
Of his illustrious predecessors.
Itcontains the handsomcst women. the
sweetest girls and the prettiest babies of any
locality on the Western Hemisphere, and
finally
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