The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-05-20
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ssSs vtih poor mat.
-wlea nan falls doss his temper
seasfslly gels W before be Coca
"a hauk cashier selaoa soes ~ un'ii
be Is loaded: sna thea be- makes 20 r.
port
In ssswu 10 she qscstiosi "is HE
worth issingy' vs reply that 4 all depends
On The liver
sinc~ Tho cyclope season opened IN
The West. someu's hats are reported 10 be
higher In Thai part q The country.
"A politician named EedhcGer has
tsss defeated for Office 10 Kansas CITY.
ope heller thai wont feed .. the pahiicI
crib ANYWAY.
People hire lawyers IN certain cases
Tor TO reasons oSe 10 for the settle
ns1l OF dispn,es and the other TO dis
puis settlements.
"A prossrb has Il that interest blinds
sc,rs people. II never blinds the man
Who holds The note upon which the inter
eats runs. Nc believe.
The average citizen 10 nov looking
fer bis ls&i years siraw hsL And when
he 6nds IL be will 60 immediately and buy
him new oDe.
II young lady. on being Asked what
calling abe wished her sweetheart 10 fol-
Low uablashipgiy replled that she wish
cd him 10 be hnsbAndmsn.
You might A. well try 10 squelch an
lrishmAns lore Of country as undertake
70 convince young mother that her baby
IL not "forward for its age"
There Is said 10 be 3 sort Of sympathy
between the extremes To illustrate.
many honely mans head has been turn
cd by pretty woman's foot
In Virginia City. New. store is kept
BY swo good looking young women. On
the front door is . sign which bears the
significant words; mo offers refused
There arc two things which ! posi-
Hv>y viii no, eat for supper" said Cub
bis. ''And what are they2' asked bis
friend. breakfast and dinner" was the
reply.
"A Phenomenal baseball pitcher, who
struck out twenty -seven men IN q recent
esme. says the secret Of curve pitching
can DO learned by watching woman try
Ing W hii hen with q stone.
"A country contemporary puffs soap
man aud his soap, concluding as follows;
"The manufacturer Of the best soap ever
ussd for cleansing dirty mans face. We
have tried il therefore we know.
How much is these rasins wuth2'
asked farmer as he dipped into the box
for sample Five cents, said the gro.
cor. Five cents for how many-a
pounds mo for those yon have in your
hand.
1T is said that a girl who can shed
three or four tears At critical moment,
and follow them up with quivering
ngh, can marry all around good look
Ing blonde who does nothing but try to|
blush.
A colorcd man went into Galveston
newspaper Office aud wanted to subscribe
10 Tie paper. "Hov long do you want
itsr asked the clerk. "Jes rs long as II
IL, boss, II 1t don't 1T the shelves, ! kin
Tar piece of myself
The question whether musicians are
laborers or not Is agitating New York So
ciety. We think no one who has ever
seen trombone player wrestle with bis
instrument on a warm night can have any
doubts in this matter.
1T Is said that Sitting Bull las de.
clined TO write war article" Tor an
American magazine. We have better
opinion Of that old butcher, now. He may
have no conscientious scruples against
imbruing his hands with human gore, but
be cannot tell lie.
-"Ullo, Jones You in Parish" "Yes;
I've run over for q holiday" where's
your wiis,' couldn't come, poor dear
Had to stay homo on account Of the BE-
byr' "Why, your holiday will be halt
spoilsd." "Yes. Mean to stay twice -
long, 10 make up"
edo you people speculate any' asked
New Yorker. who was passing : day or
Two In IN Indiana village. "Oh, little;
but IL has become pretty risky" Was the
reply. Tho last two spectators went
up for nve years apiece" For whatf"
They broke into the postofics to specu-
late on stAmps."
The story Is told Of Chicago states
man tbst returning once from the East
via Michigan Central Railroad. he got Oh
Il Falls View 70 look 1t Niagara. After
examining Il critically for moment be
turned TO bysiander and remarked:
Huge. sin't IN spose il runs oil night,
too.
What kept you 30 late last night,
Archibaidg demanded Mrs. lSpotcash.
.Takin' inventory" replied Spotcash. Il
knowed IT," she replied; 'smelled u on
your brsaih the minute you came In. You'll
Keep on takin' il ill you get In the lock
up and disgrace your family. and then !
hope youii BE- saiisded.'
bonneville, N. Y. hiss very absent
minded citizen Tso mornings 10 success.
sion after milking the COW he set the pail
Of milk 10 coraer and carried tho milk
ins stool into the house. On the third
uosnins be took ; basket Of tnrn,ps 10
tho Gov. empsicd them before her. and
then began 10 milk IN the basket He
had psssence cf mind enough 10 stop