The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-01-21

advertisements,
sertion.
Teeth for Ten Dollars at the Office
office of DIR. Jones, Dentist.
The humiliating situation of the
Democratic claimants from Hamilton
County in getting bounced from the
House, reminds US of a skilled me-
chanic of this place, whe was unfor-
tunately addicted to getting helplessly
tight-many times when large
amount of important work was on
hand. The Hamilton County pre-
tenders might find consolation in the
mans philosophy. The proprietor of
the shop came in one morning to start
things off with rush to meet pressing
orders when he beheld his head work.
man, very tight, but smiling good
naturedly. Before the proprietor
could begin the usual scolding the
workman arose, somewhat unsteadily,
turned his back to the irste proprie-
tor, and said: ''Kick me, if you want
to-pile it on thick, for I .deserue it
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We like careful man one who has
q place for everything, everything in
its place-and knows where the place
is. A man who handles money, should
have place for his money, and know
how to take care Of it, and if thieves
come prowling around in the night
season, that fact should prove their
misfortune, or mistake Of Judgment.
A careful man is Henry Brown, a
grocer of New Bethel, Indiana.
Brown keeps little money around,
and had heard some rumors Of robber-
les in that neighborhood. To make
things safe around that place, Brown
secured two big revolvers and placed
them under his pillow. And the
prowler came! Brown went to sleep,
not thinking there was burglar in
the house; the hired girl left her fell
Ter down by the gate and started to
bed, not thinking there was a burglar
in the house; but he heard him, and
fred. He didn't fall at the first fire,
and Brown let him have it again,
when down she came. He killed the
servant girl, and there probably
wasn't buglar within five miles Of
the house.
The adding of two hundred votes
by placing a circle on the top of Z
was probably the work Of the Knights
of the Golden Circle.
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George Galloghy, living near Zanes-
vile, had his personal liberty inter-
fered with. George was engaged to
marry the sister Of Mrs. Gordon Ap-
person, but on the wedding day
George showed up fearfully drunk.
Apperson took George into room
and demonstrated with him for ap-
pearing in that condition, when the
drunk man seized a chair and struck
Apperson, killing him, and knocking
him into fire, where the body was
burned to a crisp. This fellow
couldn't afford to have his liberties in
terfered with, so he decided to compel
the prospective brother-in-law to
sanction the work Of the doggeries,
or kill him. That is the spirit that is
nurtured in the doggeries.
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Word comes from Cincinnati that
while noted musician Of that center
Of musical culture was playing upon
the violin, mouse which had been
listening for some time was observed
to go off and die. The music had
been too much for it. But it is not
entirely necessary to take so small a
thing as mouse for illustration. It
seems to be a characteristic of the
animal creation that musical sounds
ever arouse the saddest emotions, so
to speak. At the ringing Of bell a
dog will set up a mournfull howl, and
continue it until the chime stops.
And other animals are doubtless af-
fected in the same way But it
seems that this sadness often assumes
the shape of positive agony, and it
frequently occurs to mankind that, in
the presence of such music as one is
sometimes forced to hear, it would be
q positive relief to go off and die. In
fact, many man has tried to die,
under such circumstances, but even
death had not so much terror as the
music, and, perhaps as a result Of his
disobedience he was compelled to stay
and suffer the infiction of the music.
Sometimes the poor weak worm, man,
will turn upon his tormentor, and the
man with the accordion or grinding
organ will frequently be smitten in
wrath, but he is always tough, and
perhaps the best method of escape,
after all, is to go off and die like the
Cincinnati mouse. 1t will be grand
day when the music reaches that state
of perfection that it elevates and
pleases, or, on the other hand, kills
off-hand, and instanter.
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