New-York tribune., 1886-04-23
TIE TALK or THE Day.

! THE TALK or THE DAY
The rnivcsss5 Of EdiIburgh professors liberal
salaries In tho mcdisas department the average salary
OF five professors without fcAossse Is 1000 year,
while the average salary Of seven ,r,ressfs whO have
private practice besides is $1,000 a yexg. Tho srgsss
salary paid to the professor OF anatomy VIA sse,ys
about 81 1000 All the hard work OF these grs
fessorshps is done by assistants, whose salaries arc
very small There is some Grumbng at this. but tho
professors are for having things as they are.
The Boston Record gives this old darkeys pr yer
go Lord ranshacx de wor all ober a white horse and
glib all charity like bounding brass and simple tin
gle:'
life mine. 70 be thoroughly successful
poet should be born, not made.
Efitor-l don't see why IN thunder then you weren't
born rid Bits
The young women of Washington have been enjoying
Lent very much Said one OF them the other day Il
doing Just much during th" winter. spend the
time taking long walks. dividing up the walks with all
the know-like did the waltzes all winter-and
the oi the time with either the dressmaker
the MILNE. getting ready my sprns clothes. Lent
&, just as lovely az It can be-"
Chicago girl sat penslyely at the window gazing
upon the blue SKY aud tanDins waves Of the emerald
what you doing. my daughteri' asked her father.
who was reaiing the market repoT.s.
air"
Critic
farm Of 1000 Kent, England, has just been
let free FOR term OF years, the landlord
dertakng to pay nalf the repairs
II want some preserves my bread" whinel boy
"lou mustn't have It, Johnny" coaxei the mother.
THAT nice butter and is ist the thing for te
.'wow. wow" he howled. 81 won't have it. Tans
nothing but glucose ana oeomirgariDe. / seen it
news spaper this morning. ana rs pzen. Gimme Ir.
serves II you don't want your little boy to die"
The little boy got the preSeryes- Washington Critic
ed toral correspondent OF that sturdy Democratic
The Aug'tsia (Ga.j Chronicle says The trouble
with the DEMOCRACY every where that it has leaders
and decided principles but Is occupy
ground where Republicans camped the night before. We
are having queer complications with the AdmInstra-
on tried to get fourtlclass posmastership forOhs
or my constituents, but was baked az every turn
Imagine my surprise when discovered that the Prcs.
dents in my way, recommending the rcten-
ton of the Republican ncumoent found her letter
file before Villas had time to remove it,"
CAPTAIN Boycott who will live active verb In hs
English language long after he Will be forgotten a, an
County Mayo Ireland at public auction on aue,sd,ay;
agent Of the Fixton ALL estates of Lord Waveney Cap
tain Bovcott has been for many years patron Of tho
Irish turf and kept some famous racers He was agent
for the the Earl of Erne in Ireland anl his
harshness and cruelty help 10 precpate the recent
Irish land Since he was boycotted. SIX years ago.
he has lived in peace with the tenanry and had grOwn
nearly popular irish land agent could hope TO
The Boston newspaper formn; a Pres,
club.
LOVING AND LOvABLE GIRL
We know she loves the pretty BIRDS the Joyous feathercd
That wake the summer morning with the music of their
The robin that with CHEEKY lay salutes the breaking
Ere he rakes in the early that squirms upon
The bueoird and the bobollnk and little Tommy TIT
And cen tie homely spa.rows that upon the fences
Yes. every little bird say so and that's
Because the maiden never wore bird upon her hat
- Boston Courier.
drunkenness 1t means the the OLD Boston tern
" rumdidit"-lSprinefeld Union.
Boston paper says that Greeks are in an mpers
tive mood This is indicative OF war. which the fiery
Ieenes never decline whsn they help IL. But
they will have to remain passive II the Powers prove
be in potential mood
"S" SAID the customs officer TO the tourist Thought
You told hat nothing but your personal wearing
appsGeII ar IT. n ins trunk"
We'll how do You account for the presence of doz'n
"Oh. that's all right. They might caps -lChi-
cago Rambler
The Parisians becoming great consumers OF beer
Notwithstanding its Teatonic associations.
He hai been couriing West End gir for a long tmc
but he has quit now Il happened sunday night AFTER
church They were sitting close 70 Sctner the sofa
would permit She looked with nedbie tenderness into
his noble blue
George" she murmured. with trcmor In her voice,
" didn't tell me would Dc wilLg To DO any
act OF herosm for sake I"
"fes. Fannie; and | gladly reterate that statement
now he replied in conf icnt tones NO nDD' Roman
of Old fired with lOfter ambition, Drawer
ti0n than l."
"We. George, want you to do something real heroic
for mo-"
"sp.ak darling; what ItW
Ask me 10 De your WIFE, We've been fo0!ing long
enough"
The sequel Is stated in the preface Washin gton
Critic
SAID the lady visitor TO the two-year-od boy baby.
- Iou love me. don't you. johnny I" johnny looked
into her face for "A moment. and then turned away with
expression OF WEAKNESS upon his features with tho
rcmar X, Oh, don't Ice fresh - Boston Transcript.