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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
THE FIERY ORDEAL.

On pottery my love was pleased TO paint
Designs that were exceeding rare and
quaint
And when she had done them as she desired,
With neatness and dispatch the pots were
fired.
"Love. am but vase of common clay
Design me as you will, humbly pray!'
The maiden fashioned me as she thought
best.
And then-why, was fired with the rest.
Life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
what Constitutes a Love Match.

Pittsburg Dispatch.
Il hear Gus De Jones is going to be
married."
Eyes; he yes"
$40 the rich Miss Brown, they tell me-"
'.That's tie lady,"
"She's not very handsome, either"
''NOt to speak Of"
''Why do you suppose he is marrying
her?"
sits love match"
"Oh, pshaw!"
Fact. I assure you. Love match pure
and simple"
"You don't believe that?"
Yes. do. She is in love with him and
he is in love with her money.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

it would place them in still more awk-
ward position before the representatives of
the people. Consequently they preferred
to have the senatorial elections over first
and consider the bill afterwards. The
average senator is not much of a statesman,
but when it comes to practicing the arts of
the politician he is generally success.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
GristFor,he Mills of the Gods.

New York World.
Twenty-Five years ago the high tariff men
accepted an average duty of Is per cent. as
adequate to protect our Infant industries"
Now, when many of the industries are over
grown mOnopolies. they denounce everybody
as ''free-trader" who favors a reduction of
the average rate below 46 per cent The
mills of the gods will get grip on these
people yet and make exceeding tine' meal
of them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
sure Death TO a keutuckian.

Kentucky State Journal.
''Why. Colonel. in the name of goodness.
what makes you shake so? Have you got
q chill?"
''N-n-n-no. I took drink of water"
''Ah, that accounts for it. You should
never drink water. Water produces n.y.
drophobia. man. Here, swallow this
whisky. quick
The Colonel did so and he banked not.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
None of Your lmr udence.

washington Crltfc.
An austere-looking lady walked into q
furriers yesterday, and said to the yellow
headed clerk:
Il would like to get muff"
what fur?" inquired the dude.
ITO keep my hands warm. you shipper
ing IDIOT" exclaimed tile madame, crush
ng him like thunder storm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Extracting Gold From Millstones.

LONDON Times.
A very singular case came Wednesday.
Nov. 10, before the Paris correctional
tribunal. Sir W. Montagu Call, George
Baird, c. E., John Shepard and NJ. de
Courcey Forbes have made charge of
fraud against NJ. Pope. the patentee of the
pneumatic clocks. on the ground that in the
course of three years they have advanced
to him AS, 900 francs for extracting gold
and other precious metals by secret
process from millstones Quarried near Paris.
They allege that he produced specimens
as having been thus extracted. whereas bis
agents had fraudulently deposited them in
the crucble. They accordingly demanded
restitution and 10. 900 francs damages.
While the defendant claims 40, 600 francs
for wrongful prosecution. Several experts
gave evidence against the possibility of
finding gold in these strata. while the de-
PENDANTS employees gave counter evidence.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

reaching that state of mind where they will
be ready to make their opinions felt. Nosuch
expedient as lifting taxes from luXuries will
satisfy the public demand. If this congress
adjourns without revenue reduction and the
adoption of some reasonable plan whereby
the people may recognize that taxes have
been diminished, the party responsible for
this failure will have no easy task when 1t
again asks popular Endorsement.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
M uch TO be n hank full For.
Boston Record.

Boston Record.
Here is story of Gloucester which it
may be necessary to preface with the state
ment of the fact. familiar enough to people
who live on the coast, but possibly not so
familiar to inlanders, that when Seafaring
man dies away from home point is made
of packing his effects in his chest promptly
and returning them to his family
A lady, dressed in deep mourning, was
riding i'm a Gloucester street-car, when an
other lady, sharp of feature and nquStive
of gaze, came in and sat down by her side.
The Sharp-featured woman fidgeted about
for minute or SO. and then began catechiZ-
ing the woman in mourning:
BE you mournin' the loss OF relatives,
ma'am?"
Yes"
Husband or brothers?"
Both"
Law sakes Was they lost at sea?'
They died at New Orleans OF the
fever"
Dear me. SUI! Both on 'em died o the
yaller fever, eh?"
Yes"
The mquisitive woman wiped away a
tear paused for an instant, and then re-
sumed:
WAS they hopefully pious, ma'am?"
Eyes, they were"
And eagerly did ye git their chists"
81 did,"
..Oh. well,'' said the sharp featured
woman. with a sigh of satisfaction. IF
they died hopefully pious, and you got
their chists, you've got great deal to be
tina nkful for!''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Was Ko from kentucky!



militia captain who testified at a court
martial in New York was asked whether he
was ever drunk, but one of the lawyers OBJ
jected to the question and commended that
every gentleman has right to get drunk. 1t
is not hard to guess where this lawyer came
from. If he wasn't raised within three miles
of the stamping ground of the star-eyed god
dess he wasn't raised anywhere.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Not a W oman.


New YORK Tr1bu ne.
The idea of hanging a woman is repulsive
to the last degree, but the circumstances at
tending this particular case make 1t one in
which clemency would be misplaced. Mrs
Druse is not woman. She Can hardly be
called human. The same argument made
for her would forbid the killing of a fem ale
hyena,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
A Nerve Disturber.
Chicago Mail.

Chicago MaII.
1t is amusing to see how nervous certain
gentlemen are growing over the frequent
mentioning Of Judge Gresham's name by
Eastern journals as possible candidate for
president.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Red uce the Revenue.
Boston Herald.

1t is By no means impossible that the Nor
rison bill will be considered after the holidays.
The question of tariff reform IS in more
hopeful state than the question of civil SER
vice reform was four years ago. Yet before
the end OF that snort session the reform bill
was passed. Congress now and then gets its
eyes open.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Ohio Valley Inventions.

Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
A Cincinnati inventor has patented a new
method Of sewing on buttons. Two geniuses
of Indianapolis have patented an apparatus
for making meat tender. In looking over the
lists of new patents as they appear from time
to time VINO eau dOuot tlat the world is
growing better and more agreeable?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
To &c Remembered.

New York World.
When the observance of Christmas degen-
crates into a mere swapping Of presents by
people who are abundantly able to buy what
they want and are SUI piled with everything
that they really need, it loses its highest uses
and most beautiful significance. Remember
those, also, who cannot give to you again,
except in gratitude.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
IT'S a Pity CAL lsn't More So.

Gail Hamilton has written long article to
prove that the young woman Of the period is
frail, frivolous, foolish and fantastic. So she
is, GAIL so she is, and we men are just frail.
frivolous, foolish and fantastic enough to ad-
m
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
New TestOut West.

San Francisco Alta.
The line between drunk and sober is no
longer defined by prououncing 'constitu-
tional," and truly rural" The word ohrys-
anthemum is found to defy q tongue that Is
the least stiffened by drink.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Unappreciative Editor.

BALTIMORE American. -
DIR. W. A. hammond tells reporter that he
has made a resolution to write twenty-four
novels. We have read one Of DR.. Hammond's
novels, and we are of the opinion that be
should prescribe authorship and prescribe
medicine. 70
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
CORRESPONDENTS WANTED.

The GLOBE desires the services of q cor
respondent-lady or gentleman-in every
town in Minnesota. Eastern Dakota, North
ern Iowa and Western Wisconsin. Salts
factory compensation to proper parties.
Applications must be sent in at once. In a
large proportion of the towns ladies' are
preferred. No experience necessary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Editorial Detention

Chicago Times.
Journalism is everywhere confning kind
Of work, but it appears to be more so IN Mex
leo than anywhere else, where about all the
editors are in jail.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
sarca>m atR,sine,s Expense.

ST. Louis GIObe-Democrat.
Mr.. Blaine insists that preachers should dc
their talking in an extemporaneous manner
and he has good reason for holding such a
view. Burchards "Rum, Romanism and Re-
bellion' speech was a premedirated and
written affair, it will be remembered.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

EVERYBODY had jolly time yesterday, but
no one mer Ter Christmas than the hard
working little newsboys. who each made
handsome thing out of the Christmas edition
of the GLOBE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Singular Rut True.

Lincoln (Neh.) Democrat.
Of all the senao.s in the senate it is no
torious that none are more firmly bound to
the corporations than those from the West.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

IF ANY ONE doubts that true musical ability
exists in the far West, q visit to any of the
ciry's churches yesterday would have dis
PEELED the illu ion. The choral services were
more than excellent
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

THE toboggan slides still remain unbuilt,
but ST. Paul girls look pretty enough in the
blanket suits to wear them without that ex
cuSe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

MORE orderly city than st. Paul yester-
day it would have been difficult to find. The
West celebrates heartily, but does it ration
aly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

THE fatal Illness of Senator LOGAN will
prove tidings of great sadness to his many
admirers, of whom there are not few in the
Northwest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

AMONG the many excellent holiday publi-
cations. none suipasses the holiday number
of the Northwestern Miller, of Minneapolis,
which in every way is a veritable gem.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

Col. Mcclure tn Col. WattersOn.
Philadelphia Times.
Mr.. Watterson is still engaged in the excit-
inG occupation of playing the mad bull before
the reform express.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

LIMITATION is the sincerest form of fiat
terry" an adage that is commended to the
consideration of a Minneapolis evening con-
temporary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

THE old soldiers and the Stalwart Republic
cans will feel the loss of a personal friend in
the death of Gen. LOGAN.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

The way in which the Christmas GLOBE
went off yesterday indicates that Western
people know good thing when they see it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

So far as heard from Hon. IGNATIUs Don.
NELLY did not find a single railway pass in
his Christmas stocking
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

IT IS not understood that Senator MCMIL-
Ian entirely agrees with the Chicago Tribune
prediction that Hon. G. X. DAVIS has a sure
thing on the Minnesota senatorship.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

THE young man who celebrated Christmas
too joyously can put in the intervening few
days before the New Year drawing up an
iron clad resolution never to do it again.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
Tremendous Deprecia ton in Value

Chicago Tribune.
Pa" said the SPECTATORS son, II want
some money for little speculation"
Il am pleased. my boy" returned the
father. as he tished SIS bill from his pocket
ito see that you are taking an interest in
the business affairs Of life. Now. wont
ask you what this speculation is, but will
20 halves with you on it. l will furnish
the money and you engineer the business,
and we will go halves OIL the profits. OF
course, if there are none l lose my money
and you your time"
'All right, pa. ''I'll make the investment
to-day, and report progress Tomorrow"
The next evening when the father re-
turned home he inquired about the deal. :"
''SwampedP was the remark of the
youth.
"Swampedw exclaimed the old gentle
man in surprise.
Yes. swamped." replied the boy.
"Never saw such decline in stocks in my
life. Shrunk clear out Of sight. 1t was a
good investment yesterday-goods worth
their face value then, but to-day you
couldn't give them away"
''But. George. whaG did you invest in?"
''Theater tickets for last nights per-
TO rmance."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
SUNDAY ALONE.

1yr., in advance $40 90 mos, in advances 50
f1os., in advance 90 weeks,in advance l 90
One month .......s5c-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

IT WILL come a little late, but the best
thing congress can give the people in the
way ot Christmas gift is reduction of tax
afiOn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

SECRETARY LAMAR will celebrate the holt
days by getting married. Young women
possessing backward sutors might send them
paper with this paragraph marked.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

W.. in advance. 81 co mos, in advance soc
smos.. in advance. l 90 l mo-, in advance Zoo
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

THE GLOBE is naturally gratfed at the ap'
probation which its Christmas edition met,
and promises to do even better next year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
AS Good as a show OF Hands.

Dallas News.
Mr.. Watterson's bad humor shows that
Boyd Winchester must have had remarkably
good luck.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
SMtehhe5l| B, .e,;A.

n. u. HoShSO
the forid-faced
effective f + o IN
be wilds Of Chi
ago. who is up
ere to stand off
rocks during the
arrival. " q s
reated to a
haruing little
urprise yester-
ay morning. A
ew days before
mas Sachse re-
| a mysterious
letter from his
ago. saying that
pared a Christ
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
81. Six Mo-, IS cts. Three No., IS ct

1yr., in advance. 81 90 mos, in advance.s2 W
Smonths. in advance. 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
DAILY AND SUNDAY.

1yr in advance. IS 90 3 mos, in advance 81 90
tmos in advance. 90 6 weeks. IN advance. 90
One month. lilo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

Boston Transcript.
The people of the United States at large are
getting tired Of paying tithes and taxes to the
iron barons of Pennsylvania, and are rapidly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

LEWIS BAKER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

aily-Monday, Wednesday and
Fr.dayl
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26
ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

ST. PAUL. SUNDAY. DEC. as, 1888.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-26

PUBLISHED EVERY DAY IN THE YEAR.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
THE FORUM.

The June number reOpens the Labor
question with an article on arbitration
by Justice Cooley. Wise and sensible
are the principles he advocates. Pre-
ventiOn is the cure he proposes. saying
that if differences were only rightly
known. disputes would never arise.
..From Whither?" is an in
terror biography of Haddan, and is con-
tributed by Bishop Huntingdon. The
fourth paper on ''HOwI was Educated
: by Chancellor Vincent, of Chautau-
qua fame. Every one will feel a deep
interest in knowing how this active pro-
moter of learning received his education,
and will also be gratified to know that il
was more through his private efforts
than by any notable advantages. Mis-
chievous Philanthropy is an article TO
suit the spirit and needs of the times
Weak sentiment has come TO override
beneficial justise. The paper is just
outcry against some of the flimsy senti-
ments of the age, and the inluriou;
methods of charity. 1t is by Prof. >
NewcOmb. The Evolution of the Boy
cott'' is an ingenious parallel between
the modern boycott and the mediaeva
practice of accommodation. Ii ha'
many good points, and owes its author
ship to DIR. W. A. Hammond. The Flu
ture of Sunday journalism" by Rev. J
ii. Ward, is logical exposition of ;
subject that is pressing itself upon on
people. The professional 1--WE" SHOULD
by all means read it. domestic Ser
vice" is discussed advantageously. TIL
entire magazine is excellent.
FORUM PUBLISHING Co.
New York.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22

and few friends we're permitted TO see
him.
Albert Phones, city editor of the Timss,
swore out a warrant charging the prisoner
with murderous assault, and he will be
held to await the result OF the victim
injuries.
At midnight DIR. Munford was doing well.
The bullet did not penetrate Tar
below the skin and was removed without
difficulty. Miss Streetor was also DONG
well.
Mr.. Hall, who is an enploye OF a COM
mission firm here, is in critical condition
the ball entering his face ranged down
and lodged in his neck.
William ID. Garlic, the would be muir
derer, is Virginian, relative OF John ID
Carlile, now deceased, who once
served in the national congress iron
West Virginia. He married in Chicago
in 1877 and has been here some years
His wife and children are now at thei
homes in this city.
DIR. Munford is widely known through
his position as manager OF the Tunes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
SUICIDE OF A KING.
Ludwig, DepOsed from the Bava'
rian Throne, Takes His
Own Life.

Munich, June liking Ludwig, re-
Gently deposed from the Bavarian throne,
committed suicide at 6 o'clock yesterday
evening. He had gore out for prone
made in the park of Berg Castle, accompa-
MED by Gudden, his physician. The king
suddenly threw himself into Starnberg
lake and was drowned. The physician
jumped into the water to rescue the king
and was also drowned.
There are evidences that violent strug-
Ole occurred in the lake between the king
and DIR. Gud6en in the endeavor OF the
lattor to rescue his patient. Many foot
prints can be seen on the bottom OF the
lake near where the bodies were found, and
there are several bruises on DIR. Gudden';
face which were probably made
BY the kings finger nails
The marks consist of two large and two
small scratches on the right side of the
nose and forheal. These signs show be
yond doubt that struggle took place
The king, before plunging into the lake
Invested himself of his two coats, which
were found on the banks and led to tn
discovery of the bodies.
According to the constitution, Primes
Otto, although derapged becomes king
Prince Leopold remaining regent and vii
administer the affairs of the government
The corpse of the monarch
VIII shortly be brought to Munich ant
laid in state in the old castle chapel. Th
churches of the city have been crowded al
dav. The town is draped in mourning
The troops were held within their barrack
to-day. Ludwig promenaded Monda.
morning and quietly conversed with hi
attendants on bench in Deer park, nea
a point of the lake where aplacard
posted forbidding persons to land. Lud
wig and DIR. Gudden dined together
the evening. The king was compose
in demeanor. He ate rapidly, finishin
, the meal in half an hour. Afterwards tn
king and the physician left the castle to
pether. The attendants were ordered
remain in the castle. At ii p. m. la
night the two bodies were found in tn
: lake. fifty PAGES from the shore, in nv
feet of water, near the bench upon whic
, the two sat in the morning
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
The New York Observer,
FOR 1856
Sixty-Fourth Volume

Will contain Il new and never before
published series of IrenHus letters;
regular correspondence from Great Brit
ain, France. Germany and Italy; Letters
from Mission Stations in India, China,
Japan, Africa and Micronesia; original
articls from men OF influence and knowl-
edge of affairs in different parts of the
country, and selected articles from the
choicest literary and religious publica-
tons in poetry and prose.
\ New Volume containing a second
Series of IrenRus Letters, a sketch of the
author. and review of his life and work,
has been published.
We shall offer this year special and at
tractive inducements to subscribers and
friends.
Sample copies free.
NEW YORK OBSERVER.
NEW YORK.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
BEST ROUTE EAST.

Considerable space is given to Chau
tauaua becauseit is now regarded as
one of the finest summer resorts in the
country. Many persons from this part
of Missouri have been accustomed in
the past to resort thither for rest and at
the same time mental Improvement,
and no doubt many will go this season
for the same reasons. The best route
and the one usually taken from St.
Louis is. over the Ohio & Mississippi
TO Cincinnati, and thence over the
New York, Penn. & Ohio to Lake
wood or jamestown. There is but one
change of cars and that at Cincinnati
where new central depot has
been built to Obviate the ne
cessity of an unpleasant trip across the
city in an omnibus. Better still, one
NAV take sleeper at St. Louis, anC
mass over this entire route withOu
change of cars----a route that Is SAFE
pleasant and rapid and one that l
foremost in offering low rates to tn
travelling public.