The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-05-12
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"A sailor vbo rooeired . blosirs ~
iron ln ssrl calls Der windgass
--Prirra -slssgndi Tho sun US ~
hcnn 49,. Old rcsraer--Y@; bui i
vSnt w 81 night. - VA.
-Ass rals lawyers are brave class Of
r,ss. "It's cosscispcs that makes ccv'
ards Of a." yoa kno~.
Tho hsrdsn Of The news ins. pou 10 Of
. stsslips character.
"A Sonth Boston man says bis goat
doss rot fear competition With sny bogus
batter
Ill vss Chicago man Who said. On
h.s rstsss fscm iLs Eternal City. that
Rome vas ipis- ssssd sosn. but had EVIL
denily geo ~ bsst days
SAN Jcses sod Sam Small have me-,
vita sopss surcsss in Chiosgo. They have
prevailed upon each other 10 give up the
uss Of tobacco.
Teacher : wLs. 10 an ensineeri Boy
M la man Who works 40 engine.
TescLsr VIA, IL piooeer' Boy Ne. 2
: That man that works piano.
Maud = How becoming your Easter
bonnei Ia. dear Mabel do ron really
think sof Msud --I,'s lovely, Why.
u looks almost 1 well a. IL did Last
Easter
AZ advertiser announces that be hsr
AL WOOL boys suits for sals. An al
WOOL boy Ne snppc~e. is IN Improvement
on The ordinary species,
First small boy Say. Johnny, where
ere you 10 Sunday SCHOOL, Second small
boy oh. we're In the middle OF 0nginsl
Bin. First small boy--Thst amt much
se'm past redemption.
Give us. o give us the man who
sing Il bis vork," says Carlyle Oh, yes,
give NM 10 o.: deliver him into our bands,
be occ< ies the ncxl Office. and We can't
- -.
-SWAst are the Blenkinsop girls 10
mourniDg tori" Their parrot" I'm
mourning for parroll Why, II Is posi-
tive sss1llses." "Oh. bat this one could
rSpeat the Lords prayer. you know"
10 psei MiiIsts pictures in the Nor
gso cdlsstioa wss sold to Boston man.
AG1Iet kssw how 10 touch the Boston
heart The title OF this picture WAS
Gathering Beapa'
Mr.. Fogg lreading from the morning
pspsf) Why, my dear. this is.very sud.
den. Our friend Mrs. Smith has died.
Mrs. Fogg Mrs. Smith? You don't say
col How very glad / am that we had her
10 tea last week
The Boston Record gives this as an
old dsrkey's prayer. 20 Lord. ranshack
do worrsll ober on white horse and GLIB
Us al charity like bounding brass and
simple. tinglel
--Ata party young lady began song.
The autumn days have have come, ten
thsusapd leaves are falling" She began
loo high. Ten thousand" she screamed
ont. then stopped. Start her at Eve
thousand." cried out an auctioneer pres
ent.
--Buxom Widow lat evening party
Do you know the language Of flowers, DR..
Crustyi DR.. Crusty land old bachelor)-
No. ma'sm. Widow You don't know II
yellow means jealousy DR.. Crusty-No,
ma'Am yellow means biliousness.
Lady I'm afraid. Hannah. that this
new carpet will get perfectly ruined IL We
ion't do something to prserveit. Servant
= Yes, ma'am that's true; aud 1 think II
vou vas to put . druggist under the table,
I would be - nice - anything. II
Suitor--Sir. you arc undoubtedly
aware Of tho object Of my visit9 Father
Il believe yon desire TO make my daugh-
sr happy. DO you..rcally mean IN Suit
~ Unquestionably. Father-Well. don't
marry her then.
-Ops day In Chicago depot conduc-
or who had large hands, hung one Of
hem out Of car window. Shortly after
% felt soms one pulling aud feeling first
1 oue finger and then Of another. He
tuck his head out Of The window and saw
man Who said; Say, Mister, how do
ION sell bananas spiece?"
4 candidate for officer rode up 10
house in Gilesd and asked for the bead
4 tho family. "Hes down in the Geld.
aid the lslssrs wife. "buying our dog"
What killed the dogi' asked the Office
ecker. HE killed himself barking st
The candidate rode away.
There vss : wedding breakfast The
room 10 tho little eirl--"You have . new
'rother, now. you know" "Yetb." re.
ponded the little one. INA seth II wath
yotlie's lAxth chance. 40 she had better
Axe IL, The rest Of the little ones talk
~ drowned in . clatter Of knives andi
orkS
Tramp ~ door, = Madam. could you
i've me little hslps I'm one Of the SUI
srsn by tho 81 Cloud cyelona Lady
Why. hov csn that bes The cyclone
occurred only yesterday. You couldn't
ave got here by this time Oh, yss ]
ouli. ms'Am. You scs. vas blown
bout three quarten Of the vsy by the
yclons.
--L;tsle Mile had seen some one
ressed 10 black whom abe was told Vas
widow. After going home, and evid-
Dtly thinking seriously. she said:
Mamma. gees viii never get mar.