davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Thomas County cat., 1886-08-19
TWO PATHS.


Living for the Qualification of Self. and
Living for the Good of Others.
A biography of the son of a small
farmer who lived in the stormy times
of Charles the First has just been pub
,ished in England. John, on coming
to mans estate, met woman whom
he heartily loved.
eve were not afraid to marry" he
wrote, Though we had not so much
property as 4 dish or spoon between
us"
John was soon converted to his
wife's religious belief. and was not
afraid to preach it, though he was sent
to prison for doing it.
''If l am set free to-day. I will
preach the Gospel morrow" he told
the judge. He kept his word, and was
twice sent back to Jail, where he re-
manned for nearly thirteen years.
There he worked day and night max
ing shoe-laces to support his family,
and writing the Gospel which he could
not preach. The book which he
wrote, ''Thc Pilgrim Progress. has
been read all over the Engl;sh-spcak-
ing world, and has been translated into
eighty languages.
About the same time Il German lad
of seventeen in MOravian settlement
in the wilderness of Pennsylvania felt
SCALED of Cod to preach to the say
ages. A nobleman who was visiting
the settlement was pleased by the boy,
of 70 fol- 10
him training as skilled artificer, and
establish him at Utrecht. An assured
career and fortune opened before
him; The whole colony looked upon him
rs the 1nekicst of men. He consented.
s2A sailed in tho suite of Baron s..
AS the ship passed down the Delaware
they saw the boy, pale and haggard.
gazing at the shore.
David" he WAS asked, do you
wish to return:"
Eyes"
for what purpose?"
ITO tell the Indians of God. ihat
~ nny true work"
linen, in His name. go back even
noH-''
BE was sent ashore in a bateau, re-
turned home. entered into the lodge of
an Indian chief for two years to learn
their language and customs, and then
gave up bis life to preaching to them.
No missionary has ever exercised a
more powerful influence on the Indians
than David Zcisberger. He founded
forty Christian villages, and brought
Thousands Of sayages to Christianity
and civilization.
A hundred years later, a small COM
pany OF men, old and young, was
gathered in large room in Philadel-
phia. Before them lay paper, pro-
test against tyranny. If they signed it,
it was 1T the risk of their lives, and of
the property which would keep their
children from beggary. Not a man
drew back. The result is the Republic
of the United States.
Young men of the present day in
choosing a career ask themselves: ''Can
grow rich by these means? How
much will it be worth year to me?"
John Bunyan and David Zcisberger
would seem fools in the eyes of the wise
men of this generation. Yet it iS only
the men who struck out higher pur-
pose in life than money, and who OBJ
tinately followed it, that are reckoned
among the worlds leaders.
Only spiritual things last. and sacri-
flee is one law of spiritual happiness.
growth and attainment. There are two
classes OF men; those who live for the
qualification of self and those who live
for the good of others, and the two pur-
sue different ways. leading whittier?
ending where?-Youh's Companion
Thomas County cat., 1886-08-19
HOME. FARM AND GARDEN.

Cows ought to bc MIXED with
great regularity for best results.
"A well ventilated bedroom will
prevent morning headaches and lassi-
tude.
Oxen can be trained to mind
quiet and determined voice without
this shouting. N. e. Homestead.
BE careful how you doctor sick
fowls. More poultry is lost by inju-
diciOus dosing of various nostrums.
than by lack of attention when sick
Cincinnati Times.
Prof Cook, of the Michigan Agri-
cultural College, says that most of the
failure to destroy potato bugs by Paris
green comes from waiting until eggs
have been laid on the vines before APP
plying it. Make the first application
just as the plants come up.
Ginger Crisps: Two cups of mo-
lasses, one cup of sugar. one cup OF
butter, one egg, two tablespoonsfuls OF
ginger, one tablespoonful of soda, and
use just as little water, boiling. as will
dissolve the soda. Do not mix hard.
Roll thin and bake in quick !oven.-
Boston Globe.
The best varieties of lettuce for
summer use are the yellow butter and
the white summer cabbage. In deep,
we'll enriched soil they stand the heat
we'll and remain for long time in q
condition for use. These varieties form
large heads, and on this account are
Objectionable to some pcrsOns.-M Y.
Herald.
"A gardener who has an early
piece of ground remarks that green
peas for the early market are safer
crop for moderate but sure profits than
any other. The homegrown peas
have the preference over those shipped
from the South. They can only be
grown proiitably where cheap labor
can be had in picking them.
-Crou's-nest: Fill deep pudding
tin or dish with apples cut in thin
slices; sugar and cinnamon, or lemon.
to sweetcn and flavor to taste. and
little water; cover with thick crust;
bake until apples are tender; serve
hot with hard saucc, or with cream
and sugar; be sure to cut air holes. in
the crust to let the steam escape
Boston Budget.
"A noted medical authority recon-
mends the following in a case of diph-
iberia: Pour from twenty to forty
drops of a mixture of equal parts of
turpentine and carbOlic acid into a ket-
tie of water, kept simmering over q
slow fire, so that the air of the sick
room will be constantly impregnated
with the odOr of these two substances.
Chicago Times.
Fig Cake Filling: Three-fourths
pound of figs, and one cup of raisins.
Chop these very fine, then add one cup
of brown sugar, . lump of butter the
size of an egg, four tablespOonfuls OF
currant jelly and one cup of water:
Boil till done. Bottle it. This will
keep some time, and is rs nice to use
IN loaf cake as for filling in layer cake.
The Household.
"A mixture which is said to be
cure for undue perspiratiOn of the
hands is made of a quarter of an
ounce of powdered alum. the white Of
one egg, and enough bran to make a
thick paste. After washing the hands.
apply this: let it remain on the hands
two or three minutes, and then wipe
off with dry, soft towel. Luke
warm water is better than hot or cold
if the skin is tender or inclined to
chap.-M y. Times.
Thomas County cat., 1886-08-19

While a female basel N club,
clad in jerseys, knee-breecnes, col
ored stockings and red caps were
playing ball in New Orleans, . young
man darted out of the crowd, and,
seixiDg one of the young women by
the back of the neck, started to rush
her off of the field. ..Policer' shout
ed the manager. ARREST that man -
:. Not much," said the young man;
''this girl is my sister, and Pm going
to take her home." and he did.-M. q
Times.
Thomas County cat., 1886-08-19

Baking was a recognized profess
sion in Rome ITO b. c., and few
years afterward some Greeks migrated
to that city. obtained special p. ivileges,
and subsequently, monopoly of the
trade. In England it is pr sbable that
the earliest professional oakers were
the monks
Thomas County cat., 1886-08-19

President Zoldivar, Of Salvador.
Who is now an exile, viii live IN Sen
Francisco.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Hotel Arrivals.

Denison House T. S. Fauntleroy and son,
George W. Adams and lady, Chicago; H. r.
Wilkinson, Beaver Falls, Pa; Mrs. NJ Whitsett,
Logansport Mrs. E. NJ Corbet Kokomo; J. w.
Gibbs, Cleveland E. E. Potter and wife, San
Francisco; Frank p. Cavanah, Toledo; w. B.
Loveless, Detroit; H. B. Anderson, Trenton, n. j.
Bates House: l. Surface, Richmond; j. E.
Williamson Herbert Walker, Evansville; NJ. F.
Chllcote, Rensselaer,; S. Stalcup. Bloomfield; j.
A. Houser. Arcadia; H. p Sager. Washington;
Rosser Mcclure, Lafayette; W. L. Nicorson,
Brazil; John A. Thompson, Ednhurg B. G..
Mantle, San Francisco w. D. Keys. New AL
baly.
Grand Hotel Dr. j. B. Kirkpatrick, Koko-
mo; G. D. Karmire, Shelbyvile; Mrs Emma
Mont McRea Marion; Prof Joseph Carhart.
DePauw University; W. H. Elson. Rockville;
Mrs: d. w. Dennis, Richmond; MIRA r. A.
Moffett, Rushville; r. G. Boone. Frankfort; r..
Y. Ditmore, Franklin; A. j. Fulner, Edward
Clansmeer, Fort Wayne; David Fl. Johnston
and wife, Otterben; B, G. Trago, Columbus;
DAVID Brooks. Terre Haute; T. w. Morris, JEFF
fersonville; Theo Wyatt New Albany; Henry
Patterson, South Bend.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
PERSONAL AND SOCIETY.

State Senator Atkinson, of Peru was in the
city yesterday.
to Denver. Col
State Senator Lindley, of Rockville, is in the
city, stopping at the Decision House.
Lieutenant governor Manson, of Crawfords-
vile, is IN the city, stopping at the Grand Hotel
Prof James Fl. Howe will be assisted by Mrs
lowering in vocal numbers, at the organ recital
at Plymouth Church to-day
MIR. Henry Wetzel, of the firm Of Pearson e.
Wetze sails to-day, from New York. on the
steamer Etruria. for Liverpool. Mr.. Wetzel
Wi VIII DO gone four months, spending part of his
time among the factories of England, France
and Belgium, in the interest of his firm, and the
remainder among relatives and friends in Ger
many. his native country
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24

Yeas Benjamin. Burns, Coy. Haugh, Herig,
Howes Mack. Markey, Newland. Pearson. Rey-
nolds, Smither. Stuckmeyer, Thalman, Water
man-15. Nays-Cumming. Dell, Dunn, Eden
harter. McClelland, McGroarty, Reinecke, Rock
or. Smith, Swain--l0.
On the passage Of the ordinances as amended,
there were twenty votes in the affirmative and
Messrs. Cumming McGroarty, Reinecke and
Swain in the negative Mr.. Benjamin did not
vote having been excused before the vote was
takan
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Advice to Mothers,

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup should always
be used when children are cutting teeth. 1t re-
lieves the little sufferer at once it produces nat
ural, quiet sleep by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awakes as "bright as
button 1t is very pleasant to taste It
soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all
PAIN relieves wind, regulates the bowels and is
the best known remedy for diarrhoea whether
arising from teething or other causes. Twenty
FIVE cents bottle
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Suing for 10000 Damages.

Annie c. Arterburn, administrators Of Joseph
Arterburn the engineer killed on the Belt road
near the White river bridge, few weeks ago, by
the engine falling over an embankment, has
sued the Belt and the indianapolis & ST. Louis
railway companies for SIC, 900 damages. She al
leges that the cross-ties in the locality named
were rotton, and that this was the cause Of the
acpidaDt
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
A New Telephone Company.

Articles were fled yesterday afternoon with
the Secretary of State incorporating the Citi-
zens' Cooperative Telephone Company of Indi-
annapolis The directors are John 81. Stewart,
John Caven, j. L. Bieler, j. w. Ridencur, Will
lam Bosom, William Wallace and Fl. q. Stiles
The capital stock is 100000
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24

the names Of Daniel w. Howe, Lewis G. Walk
er and Jacob B. Julian, and something substan-
tial will be presented It is conceded that
Judges Howe and Walker will be their own sue
cessers, while there is little doubt that Judge
Julian will be tho third man.
ANOTHER SOUTHEASTERN
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24

For about three years I was never clear of
pala from rheumatism or neuralgia but it is not
there now. since used the Athlophoros con
slider it a very valuable medicine. Mrs G. A.
Armstrong, 1913 South Second street, Terre
Haute, Ind.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Criminal Court Sentences.

In the Criminal Court yesterday. Joseph
Mayer, the South Ilinois-street pawn broker,
was fined 81 on account of his bay window.
alleged to be nuisance. William johnson, col
ored, pleaded guilty to grand larceny and was
sentenced to three years in che penitentiary.
old
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Why Has Sozodont

Become the staple dentifrice of American Sim
ply because it is impossible to use it, even for
week, without perceiving its hygienic effect upon
the teeth, the gums and the breath.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Attempted Murder and suicide.

tempted to kill his wife, aged forty years, by
shooting her through the arm and breast He
then placed the muzzle of the revolver in his
mouth and fired, killing himself instantly
Jealousy was the cause.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Ex-President Arthur.

New YORK, April 80 1T was reported to-ngh
that ex- President Arthur was rapidly GONZALES
cling, and that he felt very much better than a
any time since the commencement of his late in
disposition
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24

Sold everywhere Price: Cuticura, so cents; Re.
solvent, 81; Soap, 25 cents Prepared by POTTER
DRUG AND CHEMICAL CO., Boston, Mass
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Another Slate for Superior Judges.

AUtHef S5"to tut CuptrIUr Juug6B.
To the Editor of the indianapolis Journal
The South-side Republican. whose ''slater APP
pears IT, Wednesday mornings issue of the
Times, is not the one altogether, so far as it re-
latos to she Superior judges. For it substitute
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
Released on a Commitme,

Released ON Commitment.
William Mallenburg, the old actor, was ar
raigned before the Mayor yesterday for drunk
enness, and was released on commitment,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
"a LITTLE BOY CUREp.r

Nash q Nash. Covington, KY. write: "One of our
customers bought your Cuticura Remedies for his lit
tie boy. who had kind of humor in the head so that
he was solid scab of sores He entirely cured,
and his father says he would not begrudge $500 for
the good it has done him.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
"FROM HEAD 10 FEETr

Charles Eayre Hinkle, Jersey City Heights N. j.,
writes: MY son, lad of twelve years was COM
petely cured of terrible of Eczema by the Cuti
nra Remedies From the top of his head to the soles
d his feet was one mass of scabs" Every other rem
edy and physicians had been tried in vain.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
TERRIBLY AFFLICTED.

Mr. and Mrs. Everett Stebbins, Bechertown, Mass,
write: Our little boy was terribly afflicted with
Scrofula. Salt Rheum and Erysipelas ever since he
was born. and nothing could give him helped him
until we tried Cuticura Remedies, which gradually
cured him, until he is now as fair as any child
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
BABY HI M0RS.
Infantile and Birth Humors
Speedily Cured by
Cuticura.

TOR Cleansing the Skin and Scalpof Birth Humors
i for allaying Itching, Burning and Inflammation,
for curing the first symptoms of Eczema, Psoriasis
Milk Crust Scald Head Scrofula and other inherited
skin and blood diseases, Cuticura, the great Skin
Cure. and Cuticura Soap exquisite Skin Beautier.
externally. and Cuticura Resolvent, the new Blood
Purifier, internally, nfallible Absolutely pure.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
5000 FOR NOTHING"

VIM. Gordon, 81 Arlington ave-, Charlestown
Mass, writes: Having paid about 5000 to first
class doctors to my baby without success tried
the Cutcura Remedies, which completely cured after
using three packages"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24

Sold by druggists. 81; six for So. Prepared only by
O. |. HOOD & Co, Lowell! Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-04-24
MUSICBOOKS
Three Holy Children ($1) by Stanford, is new
Cantata of great power and brilancy.

Easter Music, in quantity Send for lists. Orches-
trial parts furnished when desired.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-03-18
S<;s.fSaudrla Dazrfts.
THURSDAY EVENING. MARCH 1s

A SMALL REWARD for saving life was
bestowed on Connecticut man last week
farmer who resides near Wall'ngioro'
Conn. was walking around his farm on
February 22d, when, the path being very
.,innery. he fell and rolled into deep
ditch. The place was not dangerous ordi.
narily, but the heavy floods this spring bad
filed it with water, and as the mud and
weeds are apt to hold firmly, the farmer was
In a critical situation. He could not get
out, and, as the tide rose, the water reached
his neck. All the time he shouted Justify
for assistance. At last man who was pas
sing near heard his cries, and at some risk
to himself and no little exertion succeeded
in getting the farmer out, and assisted him
to his home. He had saved the farmers
life. and the latter proved the extent OF Ms
gratitude by presenting his rescuer with a
dime. How much the farmers life was rea'
" worth is a matter for conjecture. FER
haps the township might rightly consider !"
dime a fair compensation for the service
rendered. but the man himself must surely
have appreciated it at o higher rate. he
could not have considered its value when
fixing the reward.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-03-18
NORTH BOUND.
PULLMAN SERVICE.

Trains Nos. so and 81 Pullman Buffet and
Sleeping Cars between New York and Atlanta
without change. Mann Boudor Cars Atlanta
to New Orleans via Birmingham.
Trains Nos. so and 53, Pullman Banct and Sleep
ing Cars between Washington and New Orleans
without change. Pullman Sleeping Cars between
Washington and Aiken, S. g., without change
Trains Nos ga and 55, Pullman Sleeping Cars.
between Washington and Louisville without
change. Pullman Sleeping Cars, between Char
louisville and Cincinnati without change.
BRANCHES.
MANASSAS DlVISION-Daily except Sunday
Westwald-Leave Washington 2:3O p H. Alex
audria, 2:55 p. M. Manassas 1853 D. IN. Ar
rive Front Royal G:32 p. M, Riverton GAL p
M Strasburg 7:O5 pm. Accommodation leaves
Alexandria 400 a. M, Manassas 600 a. IN. Az
rive Front Royal 11:45 a. m, Riverton 1900
u. Strasburg loo p. m.
Eastward-Leavc Strasburg 6:10 a. M. River
ton 6:3s a. N. Front Royal 6:51 a. N. Ar
rive Manassas 9:15 a. m. Alexandria 1915 3.
leave Strasburg 1:15 p. m. Riverton 215 p.
m. Front ROYAL $40 p m Arrive Manassas
T:50 p. m Alexandria 1000 D. NJ.
WARRENTON BRANCH.
Trains Nos 90, 81, 81, and SO connect daily at
Warrcnton Junction to and from Warren
ton. Trains Nos. So and 90 daily, except
Sunday, to and from Warrenton. Train No.
so does not connect with Warrenton.
FRANKLIN DIVISION.
DAILY except Sunday. Leave Rocky Mount 100
a. IN. Arrive Franklin Junction 1920 a. m.
Leave Franklin Junction 800 p. Ii. Arrive
Rocky Mount 11:3o p. M.
CONNECTIONS.
At Orange with P. F. & P Il. r. for Fredericks-
burg Af Gordonsville aid Charlottesville with
Chesapeake and Ohio Ry. for Richmond, Old
Point, Staunton and points East and West, and
Virginia Springs. At Lynchburg with Norfolk
and Western r. K. for Southwest Virginia,
Bristol, Chattanooga, Memphis, Nashville and
Knoxville: and with Richmond and Allie
ghany H. r. for Lexington and Natural Bridge
as we'll as points on Il. & A. X. t. east of
Lynchburg
At Danville with Richmond and Danvillc, for
all points in the Carolinas Florida, Georgia and
the South. At Riyerton with Shenandoah Val
ley +. Z. for Luray and Points in the Page VAL
ley. At Strasburg With the Baltimore and Ohio
for Harrisonburg Winchester and points in the
Shenandoah Valley.
All trains make close connections at Washing
ton with through trains to and from the North
and West via both Penna. and B. 6 o. 3. R.
Through tickets at lowest prices to all import
ant points in the United States. This is the best
line for points in Texas and California.
For all information, tickets and Sleeping Car
apply to agents of this company, or
]. s. B. THOMPSON,
Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Alexandria, Virginia.
ROBERT ANDREWS, supt. and Eng.
janis
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-03-18
RAILROADS.
1000 GREAT 100.
| lCCU PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE iOSb
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DOUBLE TRACK, STEEL Rails

IOOE " Il e q j Ol1Is
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST,
DOUBLE TRACK, STEEL RAILS
MAGNIFICENT EQUIPMENT.
In effect January IT, 1885,
Trains leave Washington, from station, corue.
Sixth and streets, as follows:
For Pittsburg and the West, Chicago Limi,a
Express Of Palace Sleeping Cars at $50 a n,
daily Fast Line, $50 am. daily, to Ciucinua;''
and st. Louis, with Sleeping Cars from Harris
burg to Cincinnati and Hotel Car to St, Lnr;s
ing Car Altoona to Chicago Chicago and Gin.
cinnati Express, at ITO p. In. dalv r;.t
Sleeping Cars Washington 10 Chicago: cnnrrr.
ing at Harrisburg with Western Express viii;
through Sleepers for Louisville and St Louis
Pacific Express, 1000 p M daily, for pittsbrr,.
and the West with through Sleeper Harrsbur~
to Chicago and Cleveland
BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD
For Eric, Canandaigua, Rochester, Buhalo. N;aya..
1O:OOp. M. daily except SATURDAY, with r,;r,,.
Cars Washington to Rochester.
For Williamsport, Lock Haven and EImira =.
$50 a. H., daily, except Sunday.
For New York and the East. 7:15. 900 and I1.ne
M, 200, 4:2O. 1000 and f1:2O y. i, q.
Sundsy 900 Il. III, 300 i2O. 1000 and l1.n0
.. III. Limited Express Of Pullman psric-
Cars $40 =. u.. and 800 ,. IN. daily. ryrc,r
Sunday.
For Boston withor. change, 200 =. II. eyer.
day.
For brooklyn, N. Y. all through trains conncc. g.
Jersey City with boats OF Hro0klyn Anrry
aGording direct transfer to Fulton street. ayoji
ing double fcrriage across New York CITY.
For Philadclphis 7:15, 300 and Loo :, m
300. AGO. 600. 1000 and lao y. ~. ~,
Sunday 900 y. H.. ECO, 1:2o, GOO. 1000 aid
11:2O pm. Limited Express. $40 Il. "a. ,.,L
$3.50 p. lii. daily. except Sunday.
For Baltimore G:35, 1:i5. 900. $40 900 ~
HOO a. M, and 1905, 200 $50. 42o 10
4:4O, GOO. ITO, 1000 and 111U y. n ~.
Sunday, 900. $50 and 11:OO a. H., and :.,nn
400, 600, 40, 1000 and f1:2o ~ ~.
For Pope's Creek Line, 7:15 e. H., and $40 o. -.
daily, except Sunday.
For Annapolis 7:15 and 900 r. H., xuA ia45
and 4:2T y. NJ. daily except Sundays. Ca
Sundays at 900 y. m. 400 D. III.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG EAns.y
AND ALEXANDRIA AND WASHINGTON FaiLEoaD.
g. a., EOS, 4:25, 4:35, Col. sos and 11.3-
M. On Sunday at 600, 9:25. end 11:O1 i. n
and 8:05 p. In.
For Richmond and the South, 600 and 1851 4.
m, daily, and 4:35 p. NJ, daily, except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington Cos
500, 1000 and 1910 e. H.; ! 90 sos :;:I3
$40, 7:O5 and 10:42 p m, and 1910 me-.
night, except Monday. On Sunday at 500 arI
1910 a. m; 7O5 and 1912 p. IN. and lao
night.
Tickets and information ct tho Office Northca.,
corner of 18th street and Pcnna Avenue. and :,
tho station where orders can BIO left for the chez
ing of baggage to destination from hotels AID
residences. J. T. WOOD, &. 7.
CaAS. E. PUGH, q. Id. ianl~
ssyAaHJNGTON OHIO Ann ,yrs,rrr,. :. :.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-03-18

SAD LAPSE OF memorial well known
citizen had been out until the small hours
with convivial companions. 1t was not ex-
actly "dry locality" that he had visited
and he arrived home slightly exhilarated.
He managed, by describing several erratic
rather than geometrical lines, to get to his
bedroom and into chair. Then he called
to his wife in stage whisper:
II can't get my boots OFT" -,
"What's the matter with your boots
"Nozzin" lin faint Whisper.
Whats the matter with your nanas
then ?" she cross-examined.
''Nozzin."
"Why don't you pull your boots off,
then?" -,
:sMaria, I've forgot the combination J"