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Morning journal and courier., 1886-04-30
NO. 1O4.

the boy as he saw the man take two cent pieces from the tin cup on the organ and de posit them in his pocket. 'tOnly made them two: We'll, just wait holy mint till call the 'kid.'"
 A shrill whistle brought still smaller boy, whose visible wardrobe was made for his companion. He had cigar in his mouth. "What's de racket, Cully?" propounded the newcomer as soon as he was with in speaking distance of his fellow workman. The latter explained, and in jiffy the two boys were out with caps in hand begging for the blind man, who stood as if half uncertain what was going on. The boys took different sides of the street and stopped every pedestrian, man and woman, and asked for nickel to help the blind man.
 As the rain began to fall they returned to their blind charge, and having escorted him to neighboring store for shelter turned over to him the money which they had collected It amounted to $1.65
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Big Hearts in Little Bodies.


 A blind man. sat beside his hand organ al the corner of Robert and Seventh streets He raised his sightless eyes and appeared to be waiaing the arrival of someone, as his re. maining senses told him that storm was brewing.
 A small bootblack came round the corner. His trousers, being too long, were tucked up at the bottom. His coat was also made for boy of larger frame. He stuck his thumbs under his dilapidated suspenders and re- lieved himself of mouthful of tobacco. Catching sight of the blind man, whose evi- dent anxiety was pictured on his face, he ceased his staggering gait and brought him. self to stand still.
 seIs that you, Willies" queried the blind man.
 "My name ain't Willie," replied the street arab.
 sfCan't you take me home? I'm 'fraid it's going to rain and Willie is late," continued the organ grinder, getting ready to move at once.
 Bet your. life I kin. Where do you eat9 Hain't you aade nothing to daya' continued
Morning journal and courier., 1886-04-30

The friends of the Indian are disturbed by the condition of affairs in Congress. Senator Dawes' bill, which passed the Senate some time ago, requires that Indian reservations shall be patented to the tribes so that their title shall be secure beyond the reach of spoliation. It allows any Indian to have his shares of the land set off to him in severaIty and to receive patent for it, provides that lands shall be alloting in severalty to all the Indians of tribe when majority of them request it, and that the lands of the reserva- tion not required for homesteads shallbe sold and the proceeds held by the United States as trust fund for the benefit ot the tribe, and that the Indians who take lands in sev- crafty shall have the rights and privileges of citizenship, including that of suing and de- lending in the courts. The house committee on Indian affairs makes important changes in this bill, emitting from it the bestowal of citizenship and the provision for Indians taking lands in severalty before the majority of the tribe has determined upon the step. A vigorous movement to protest against the emasculation of the bill has been begun in Boston.
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HOPEFUL

A man must look up and be hopeful, par ticularly when he is to drink from jug New Orleans Picayune Miss A-s1 hear you are to be congratu lated" Miss B.-'Not at all, assure you Miss A.-"Then you are engaged to Jones after all. Life. Working over-time.-A Florida hen hay ing laid two eggs in one day, it is understood that she will be boycotted by the Knights O Labor for over-production.- J. Bur dette.
 Lady Gin shoe store)H )H'I would like to lool at some cloth slippers for myself" Clerl (until recently in the dry goods line) -''Yes madam; something all wool and yart wide?''-Harper's Bazaar. A gentleman who has lived among tn; noble red men for many years says he neve knew of an Indian man kissing an Indian woman. The Indian man, it seems, has bet ter taste than he has hitherto been credited with.-Minneapolis Tribune. Chumley: ''Say, Dumley, one Of the fellow, in our lodge is dead and I've got to sit ul with the corpse tonight. Did you ever si up with eorpse3" Dumley: No, neve did. But I've spent the evening with Chel sea girl. rl."-Somerville Journal.
 ''Sir," said the customs officer to the tour ist, ''I thought you told me you had nothing but your personal wearing apparel in thi' trunk" 'tSo I did," well, how do yot account for the presence of dozen bottles of brandys" "Oh, that's all right. They are night caps. "-Rambler.
 The age of handbooks. ''This is most dis dressing! All my symptoms, as described in this book, Doctor Dispensed With; or. Every Man His Own Physician,' show that ] have got either heart disearse, chronic dys- pepsia or St. Vitus' dance, but I'm hanged i I can make out which one it is."-Puck.
 ''They will have to get some new benches in the English Parliament now, 1 suppose, observed Mrs. Snagg- "What makes yol think that?' asked her husband. 'sThe pa per said that when Gladstone finished hi speech the English and Scotch benches brok' into cheers, and of course they'll either have to repair them or get new ones. "-Pittsburg Chronicle.
 Only few weeks ago Washington pape, printed some resolutions passed by coloree society on the death of brother, who wal shot on neighbours premises and in close proximity to the chicken coop. The resolu tions in print said he had gone to that lant where chickens, sorrow, pain and death ar' felt and feared no more." The next day tn. paper stated that chickens" was mispri1l for sickness. '-South Bend Qndiana) Trib une
 AS PRONOUNCED BY SENSIBLE PEOPLE. Long time he'd been away from home, The Reverend Mr. Harris. When he returned he told his wife
 That he had been to Paris.
 And when he asked his wife about
 His little girls and boys
 She said that they were visiting
 An aunt in Illinois.
 She said she was in failing health
 And if he had the means
 She'd like to take a trip herself
 As far as New Orleans.
 He said. My dear you'll have the trip''-
 The proper thing to do is
 Ts go together and we'll take
 The steamer at St. Louis.
 -Boston Courier.
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Suing newspaper is not very profitable business. The Baltimore American has in its career of 113 years been defenda nt in if ty-fve libel suits, and in only one has it ev- CT suffered a verdict for damages, and in that one case the damages were trihing.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-04-30

The labor agitators are more noisy than numerous. The mystery they surrounded themselves with is being rapidly scattered, and they will soon be estimated at their true value.
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The carriage manufacturers of this city have asked some legal advice. We publish the result of their inquiry on another page. It is very interesting reading.
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may warrant it; but, in the language of the directors, is given as Ca proof of our sincere good will to those whose interests ought to be identical with our own"
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The impression that there are very few savings banks in the South is corrected by the Charleston News and Courier, which says that there are five in Charleston alone, with deposits amounting to over $S,OOO, 900. In the Southern States there are 102 savings banks with an aggregate capital of about SIC, ,000, 900 and deposits of some.
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Our Closing
 Sale

Buttons, or Tooth Brushes, or Shopping Bags, or Note Paper, or Ribbons, or Hosiery, or Gloves, or. Silks, or Dress Goods, or Linens, or Laces, or FIannels, or Underwear, or Furnishings, or Cottons, or Linings, or Cloaks, or Shawis- buy them now and save a good deal of money.
 We had a magnificent trade last week, in fact we have had a magnificent trade right through our sale, and we take it as a compliment to the genuine and unmistakable bargains we have given. This week is to be the crowning week.
 DO NOT FORGET
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EDITORIAL NOTES.

Japan, according to the new census, has population of 39, 300, ,O00.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-04-30

Reports of the last three months busi- ness of eighty-eight English cotton spinning companies show the following facts: Sixty five made no dividends, twenty-nine made dividends, and eight made no announcement. The report of earnings and losses of forty six cotton spinning companies for three months gives losses at e10, 0,556, profits at e6, ,49O, net loss at s4, ,086.
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The Union Mining company of Mount Savage, Maryland, has devised plan of profit sharing with it's employees The pro- ducts of the company, chiefly frebrick, are now at the lowest price, and any advance in wages is out of the question; nor has there been any strike ether trouble. The pro- posal is entirely voluntary on the part of the company, and in substance is that, whenev- any dividend is declared to the stock holders from the earnings of the business, there shall be at the same time 8 portion of the net earnings, amounting to 10 per cent.
 of the sum to be paid to the stockholders, set apart for distribution to the employees, each to share in the proportion that the wages earned by him during the period for which the dividend is declared bears to the whole sum of wages paid during that time. It is expressly stated that this plan is not intended to operate as bar to an increase of wages when the value of the products
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BEAuTIfYING THE COMPLEXION.

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A man must look up and be hopeful, par ticularly when he is to drink from jug New Orleans Picayune.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-18

@ertbpapieren, S6ulbberi9reibumgen,
pfanbbriefen, We@leln &c. beite6en,
t6atid9li9 unbeiteuert unb bic gr6Bte
S9mere Der Steuerlait fdllt auf ben
Mittelifan6. Sort briiben aber tpirb
bas gintomn,en, allo aud Der gar3e
8etrag, pel9en bic reiben Gapitaliften
aus ibren Nnlagen beaieben, als MaBz
fab ber 8efeuerung angenommen unb
es pirb bel ber grmittlung bes @intom=
mems nit FOLDER 5trenge perfabren,
baB i'm Dur9i9nitt minbefteus brei
@iertel benelben uoransefri,gt" tperben.
Wenn bier bic glei9e gefeuerunsssNrt
eingefiibrt perben f6nnte, 10 tpiirbe,
aud penn man erit nit 1920 (itatt
6riiben Warf) @lntommen beg0nne,
eine auffteisenbe @teuer bon / big 2
prosent oes @intommens minbeitens
6oppelt 10 piel grtrag liefern, tpie iebt
bic germ6geusfeuer. Was aber bic
0auptia6e lit. bic &ei9iten tpiiroen
oann au6-was iie ieBt ni@t finb-
i'm 9erbdltniB gu ibrem BefiBtbum bic
gr0bten @teuer3abler iein.
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Mnea nehf iterfelirf

i'm We4anismus beS &orpers, penn bic 2eber
auser Sronuns serGtb. Sartlsibiateit, Ser.
banunssIeioen, Berborbenbeit bes 8lutes, un.
bollfommene 8tutbilbuns Tnb Die seiui7en
Golsen. aber man fann benielben Ieidt bpr>
beusen nnb ibre 1ria@e entfernen bur@ cine
sfur nit 80 ofetterS Magenbitter M,
ipeldeS bas @allenorsan anrest unb feline SID,
tisteit resultrt. Die bire te 6olse 1T elm Ser
fdpinben Der Sdmer3en unterbaIb Der &ibpen
uno int Sdulterblatt, bet llebelfeit, &opffdmer.
sen, @elbbeit Der Saut, Der 8elestbeit Der
3unge unb bes lauren @eruds bes sltbems,
peIde bas 2eberleioen fenn3ei6nen. @eiunbe
Terbannns uno @egelmaBisfeit oes Stubl'
gangs iino ebenfals 6ur@ ben gebraud oiefes
belabmten @efunobeitS 8ieDerbrinsers &C..
f@erte Sesnunsen, tpeldes oem 8orper einen
Grab BON Rraft als bic bette S9ubpebr sesen
maIartfde gpibemie berleibt. Nerbenf6wa@e
mnb lleberanipannuns tperOen baburd gelinoert
uno Appetit uub S@laf OaOur@ sebefert.
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gluf @uni6 bes @oiiers @ilhelm

= Nuf Wuni6 bes &aiiers Wilbelm
fo0 Der IS. Sanuar auf's @ldnaenbite
gefeiert tperDen. Ser Is. Sanuar 1T
Der solbene Sag in Der @ef@idte Der
9obenaoqern. 9ln geuanntem Datum
bes eSabres 1701, murbe Griebri1,
&urfiirit BON 8ranbenbnrg, ols erfter
R6nig in preuBen, tDie bamats fein
Sitel lautete, gefrDnt. @enau 17O Sabre
itdter murbe i'm Spieseliaale gu 8er'
iailles iein urentel 8ilbelm, &0ulg BON
PreuBen, gum beuti9en &aiier proflae
mirt (nidt, mie Der &abeliunge iagt:
aefrbnt), &aiier Graus Soiepb pom
Oeiterrei6 bot in gemObnter &itterlidz
felt Dem 9obenaoQer bic &aiierfrone
an, mel6e 10 Oiele 9absburger als
beuti6e &aiier geiragen batten unb bic
Tran5 I. i'm Sabre 1904 nieoerleste.
9ieie Grone befinoet ft9 nod in Wien,
1T ni6tsoeitOweniger @iseatbum oes
2aiIers Wilbelm.
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om., -
80. ufeIlIo. Sle NaftoitalsDanoe!s=
lulnmsI. M 9aI an oen Prafoenten Sta3
elhe gingaoe oefreTs Der Silberfrage
geI1W1e1, IN mel9er es 9etBf: SbDoDl
e.e urlapen Der @rtnert9ung Deg Slls
eers le9t oefmtdelt uno 19tper gu oerlfes
gen le1en, meroe Die @efaDr oo9 1oll=
somMen as oefllanoen, uno tpenn ole Gnts
1ustIgang nog anoanere, mune 1le nt1s
SSIlnelo!.W tna PIE Ser9bauzS Snterenet1
!. ueeE!lo e Ms fnlnifen llno e1ne tpeltgreltetts
9e YslWa11sIrlle NIT oen trallrl9lfen
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- 8ei einem sldu3enben Diner i'm
9auie zines nambaften Sbeateroireftors
erbob fiiraliG elm Nutor, Der als Bub=
neni6rlftfteaer BON bem liebensmiiroi>
gen gBirtb tpieoerbOlt abgewieien mpr=
ben, bas @bampasnerglas unb ipra9
folgenben Soalt: rNuf bas Wobl bes
Qerrn Directors N. N. 9iimmt er I'M
fere Stiide au9 ni9t an, uns feIbft ems
pfdn9t er enti6ieben bortreft1i6 t.
r@lauben Sic es mir" antportete Der
8eaterbirettOr busbaft," Diirbe id Sbre
Slide annebmen, bann f0nnte i'd Sic
unm6sli@ 10 gut aufnebmen!"
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9as 8eifemeraussiDftem tn
%; enS1en

Gs liegt uns eine vtabe[larii6e ueber<
itht iiber bic Gla11en fteuer uit6 bic flaf<
iifi3irte ginfommeniteuer" in ben R6nig=
reiden preuBen uno Sa9fen bor.
Dort befteuert man 1dmli6 ni9t, tpie
bier, bas 0erm6gen, ionoern bas gin=
fommen unb stpar in preuBen i9on BON
APO Marf (100 Dolars) in Sadien
iogar fdOn BON 800 Mart (72 Dollars)
an. - Sn PreuBeu nennt man bic
Steuer auf @infommen BON 42O Wsarf
bis 5000 Wtarf &laRen1teuer; iie Bee
trdgt BON 3 Mart Marf big u Dart.
Wer BON 5000 big 3u $72O Sabreszgins
fommen bat, oablt 18 Dollars Sabress
iteuer an ben Staat. Damn aber tommt
erit nod Die Stabt, pel9e minbeitens
ebenfo Diel Derlangt. Dies nennt
mon bann: 100 pro3ent (ndmlid 100
pro3ent BON Der Staatslteuer); es
giebt aber aud Stdbte, ipelbe 200, 800
bis 600 pro5ent, D. b. 5pei=, breis oDer
fe9smal 10 piel Steuer erbeben, tpie
Der 5taat. -Su Berlin, no man nod
bel LOO 9roBent4 ftebt. bat alfo Ses
manD, befen glnfomnien Don 600 bis
720 Dollars betr1gt, an 5taat un6
Stabt 5uuddft 36 Dollars &laHen=
iteuer 5u be5ablen, oonn mod an bic
Staot 6 pro5ent Mietbs8inus, b. f..
wenn bic Mietbe 100 Dolz
lars beirdgt, nod 6 Dollars; ma6t
3uiammen AZ Dollars. 8on 600 Doll
lars Sabreseinnabme AZ Dollars
Steuer;- = bas pfeift!
Bel allen @infommen bon 5000
Mart (720 9ollars) an aufmdris be-
ird5t bic Steuer 8 pro3ent. 9llio mer
| 1000 Dollars gintommen bat uub b.
bon $50 Dollars fir Mieibe be3ablt,
mub sablen: an BEN @taat $50, an
bic Staot $50, Mietbslteuer SO. ma6t
sufammen SO Dollars, ooer beinabe Z
prO3ent ieines ginfDmmens. 8ewer=
befteueru uno ionitise tleine Mbgaben
itnb babel nod ni@t eingere6net.
Sleie &e9nung gebt nun 10 peiter
bur4 40 &laHen. Sn Der 40. 2laHe
iteben bic 2eute nit einem gintommen
pon 720, 900 Bis 100000 Matf, b. b.
BON 10000 bis $4,000 Dollars.
Sieie 3ablen 81, 800 Wart $4,000 an
ben Staat unb ipenn iie bas Slid bas
ben, IN Berlin unb ni6t In Sierlobn,
ooer Sortmun6 gu wobnen, nod eben.
10 piel on bic Staot,-bds mdren aus
iammen $10,8O0. Nber in anberen
Stabten fann Die Summe boppelt 10
bod fein, benn ber itdotil9en 8eiteuez
rung iino feline S9ranten geiebt.--
Sn 8e3us auf bic 3bbe Der Steuern
iinb mir alio bier gan3 unperbdltniBs
mdBig befer baran, als bic @roRftdote
briiben. Nber mas bic @eredtiateit
unb @lei9mdBisteit Der 5teuerzQnlas
ge betrifft. 10 iinb bic briiben uns
tburmbo9 iiber. Denn bier bleiben bic
sroBen &aBitalien Der &ei6ten, fopeit
fie nidt in greifbaren @egenitdnben,
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Sm Club. rDa iiebt man
bod tpieber. mas fiir elm unfinn bas
nit oem Oreiaebnten Nberglauben 1T.
26nig Nlfonio 1T geitorben, obwobl er
bod Der 3m6lfte mar unb SEQ Der
Drei3ebnte lebt sefunb un6 trdftig
tpeiter.
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= gntueber orbeutli@, ober gar
ni9t! Wenn Du ni9t i'm Stanbe BIT,
guten Sabaf, mie Gail & Nr i'm
oarbleten. 3u rauden, 6ann lafe lieber
ab bonn &auden; benn i6ledter Sabat
t@abet unawefelbaft Der @elunobeit.
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be bereitete, tpie BET blon6e farte Mann
nit eiiernem @riff 9uls re9tes 0anb=
gelent umipannte unb ibm ben &epols
Der entmanb, 10 fanb 8eorg alsbalb in
ber iibrigen @eie0i6aft bic u6t1iae un=
terftlbung, I'M 0ul Witling aaf benz
i6ueaifen Wege AT bic frii6e 2uft gu
bef6rbern.
9ls 9ul ieinen &aui6 ausgei6lafen
bate, fab er ein, oaB nidts gu md9em
mar, f6idte fib in bas unbermeibli9e
un6 fu9te fi9 einen anbern 9etrn.
IS NOR a1es iiber Grtparten gut ge.
gangen. @eorg bate in NeusMerifo ttaz
he5u feline gan3e 0eerbe losgefhlagen.
Sefferion bate ibm nidt aubieI geiast:
er bate in ben tpenigen Wo9en tbats
id6lid cine re9t anfebnli9e Summe
uerbient. Sour BON ben pferben bate er
wenige Derfaufen f6nnen. Ser Marft
NOR iiberfl(lt. Mber in Nri5ona un6
Siibcalifornien foate gerabe ieBt elm
@ei9dft bamit sll ma6en iein, ba bort
uegen Der 8efiir9tungen por ben Snbias
ttern, bic ii6 uieber gerd9t battert, bic
3ufubr iebr eri9pert uno Der Bebarf
ein GROCER lei. @eorg bertraute nun bic
auf ein paar OuBeno Stid sufammen=
gef6molaene &iuberbeeroe 2ittle Dog
on, Der in ieber Weiie it9 berborgetban
batte, faufte fiir feline eigene &e9nung
bon benz @etpinn, ben er er3ielt bate,
nod pferbe ein, traf nit ben Sreibern
bic n6tbigen 8erabreoungen uno aog
froben Mutbes init ieinen Sbiere1 bur9
bic groBartige WiloniB, in Die fi9 por
ibm unb ieinen itaubigen, utermiioIis
6en, Bis an bic 3dbne beDaffneten @es
noRen nur tuenige fiibne Nbenteurer ges
tnagt batte1.
(Gortietuns folst.)
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- 5err Msi6ael Maiba@. lpobnbaft
an BET 12sStraBe unb papfon=N =Noenue,
Quinep, Sqs., bate felt Sabren an
rbeumatiIde 99meraen gelitten. @inige
Nnmenbungen nit Dem ausge5ei6neten
6eilmittel ct. Satobs Del bra9ten ibm
ftets f@uelIe un6 ii9ere 9alfe.
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8erubiguns. sic baben
mtrStebe gef9moren unb nun erfabre i9,
bah Sic cine anDere lieben-b binmeg!- =
8erubigen Sic ii@ mein 5rdulein, i'd
bef9winb'le ia Die Mnoere!
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Il " tt1a arfstisf he 8.

-3eitsemdb. 9err @i6tsr,
tuenn i'd geuuBt bdtte, baB bic @bei6eis
bung 70 niel S9mierigfeiten ma6t,
bdtte i@ tuirtli6 lieber nid5t sebeiratbet.
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BeruhiauuQ.

n5ie baben mir 2iebe gef@woren
uno nun erfabre i6, baB Sic cine Mns
bere lieben-bintpegl"
n8erubigen Sic fi9, ntein Grdulein,
i'd bei9winb'le ia bic Nnbere!"
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MiIitdrifd.

uMein Srdulein. i'd Iiebe @ie." -
pNber, 9err Sauptmann. ......"-
.@6meigen Sic, oas muB i6 beffer
tpiifen."
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Ma Other @emobnbeit.

Gin tpegen feiner 6trammbeit in un6
auBer Dienit befannter lieutenant be-
gleitete cine Dame nod 9aufe. er3dblt
ibr untermegs bon ben Man0pern unb
ereifert ii9 berart, baB er, Dor benz
Wobnbauie ber Dame angefommen,
ploBli9 commanbirt: 9alt! 6ront!
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unterf6 6ieb.

Wenn 6erren auseinanber geb'n,
go iageu fie: 4uf Wteoerieb'nl
Wenn . a m en- auseinanber geb'n,
50 bleiben ite nod lange fteb'r.
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pieI nerInnnt.

STUDENT: sd liebe Sic sliibenb,
mein 6rdulein!"
Grdulein: sd traue Sbnen ni9t."
Stuoent: rStelen Sic mid auf bic
prObe."
Srdulein: u@eben Sic einen Monat
binburd in ben 96riaal uno btluhen
Sic auei Ntonate lang feline Gneipe. ("
STUDENT: oNein Grdulein, Sic bers
laugen lebermeni9li9es!"
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= Enfant terrible. = Gleiner GarI
(im 8abe) 9d9t wabr, DIANA, Dir
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porseitern sur 6rduleln emma geiast,
tpena ct fie baoen fdbe, mdr's ibm
iebesmal, als mhiie er ndrrii@ peroen.
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