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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-08-21
physleal Exerelse Sol Indlsnenseble.

ny S10stf I@NVItIso -NslI IIiNItfltNNI-ITcs
Exercise is good thing, but it is not
Indispensable. Leopold Won Ranlle the
great German historian. is past 90 and
he has spent three-q1artegs OF a century
in his library. During all this time he has
devoted fifteen housa DAY to study aad
writing, leaving the library only to so
to the dining-room or his chamber. lie
is hale and hearty, and has literary
work mapped out for years to come
Exchanre
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-08-21
CALDWELL.

CadwO tie thriving railroad point in the heart Of the beautiful Boise
valley Hoe miles OF Lake,
$50 miles southeast Of Portland o. It has population Of 500 telephone
900 bridge roads
residents
tie ier Boise Sake RynoLs oraa Pye and other valleys
bids Railway. Altitude 1900
The growth Caldwell steady rapid Neg
RABBITS, lizards hold
all and Boise
Caldwell
then
frightened while pleasant
Considering
building
churches The Baptist chapel
glance b
lated control country
Afforded
Nes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-08-21
He Coined the Word relexran,. -.

Dir. William Henry Parker, principal
OF a Philadelphia grammar school,
claims to have coined the word "tele-
gram as long ago as 1851, two years
before its use by the newspapers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-08-21
gg - q 2:

the Union Pacific Railway, Union PadOre
portion possesses with the Pacific
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
How 10 Ten the weather.

you desire to know Whistler the
day'will bs fine take = walk until. you
come to = field whore COWS are grazing
and ii tho animals turn their tails to
the wind. be sure it will be stormy. If
they turn their faces it will be fine, but
it some stand one way and some the
other. you had better toss up, and &C.
cordinogly as the coin gives you heads
or tails, You will be able to solve the
problem. There is an admirable plan
for ascertaining the state of the wind,
which may be discovered even in neigh
borhoods where there are no weather
cocks. Take a pockethandkerchief and
wave 1t in tho air, at the same time
looking at q pocket compass. The
compass will give you the north, and
the action of the breeze upon the hand
kerchief will give you the point from
which the wind blows, and thus you
get at a very important fact by short
and simple process.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
His First Crouuette.

The daughter of Boston merchant
of great wealth. wide mercantile con-
nections and boundless hospitality W as
recently married. The western agent
of the merchant happened to be in
town, and as the proud father was in
viting about every body to his daugh-
ter's wedding he invited the westerner
too.
The westerner came. He was uneasy
and shifted about from place to place
In the house as if he was hunting for
spots that fitted him better than the
ones he had been in. He put his hands
nonchalently on things and took them
off again suddenly as if he had found
them hot, and grinned Familiarity at
people he bad never seen before and
then suddenly drew his features back
with 4 CHASTITY solemnity. 1t seemed
to be an occasion of great and over
powering novelty to him.
When the refreshments came around
he was inclined to fight shy of pretty
nearly everything. 1t was as if he pro-
posed to take little Boston formality,
now that he was in Boston and require
an introduction to every dish. His
host saw that he wasn't eating much
and came around to see about it.
why, you aren't eating anything,
Mr.. West, he said. Cant help YOU to
something?'
"No,l thank you" said the westerncr.
II amt very hungry, tonight. reck-
on I've eat enough
just then waiter came along with
some croquettes.
mir. West, take one of these cro-
quotes; think you like them, take
one; take one.'
The westerner took one. He punched
it with his fork, laid it open bit and
examined it critically. Then he tasted
it and eclaimed:
.'Gosh! Hash!''-Bosto,, Record.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
They Compounded.

"For goodness sake, Mary" asked the
young lady's mother at breakfast, "what
v, was the matter with you and Harry in
the parlor last nightp"
'Why, mamma! What?' inquired the
daughter, demrely.
''Why, you lowered and quarreled for
half an hour, like pair of pickpockets."
''O,' she replied, remembering the cir
cumstances, "Harry wanted me to take
the big chair and wanted him to take
it because he was company, you know"
"Well, what did you quarrel about?'
1--WE didn't quarrel, mamma; only he
insisted that / should take it, and I
wouldn't.
How did you settle it finallyP"
swell, mamma, we-we-we COM
promised, and both of us took it."
The mother had been girl once her.
seH-Aerchtnt /raUe'er.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
She Appreciated It

A widow whose age might have been
forty, went into business a few weeks
ago, and the first move was to get
sign painted. The services of sign
painter were secured, and when he
finished his work he put on his '.im-
print by placing his initials, Nv. A.
H." down on the left hand corner of
the sign. When the widow came to
criticise the work she queried:
"What does w. A. H. stand for?"
why. Wanted A Husband replied
the painter.
"Oh, yes, I see," she mused. s'It
was very thoughtful in you, and here
is dollar extra"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
.1..-3
EXCITEMENT UNDATED.
Proof that that Physisasa's Terrible Cen.
- 1eSst0A 10 True. ...

Proof that that Physicians Terrible Cen.
- fessisa 10 True.
Cleveland. O.. Herald.
Yesterday and tho day before We
copied into our columns from the
Rochester N. Y, Democrat and
Chronicle, q remarkable statement,
made by ]. B. Henion, NJ. D., gentle
man who is well known in this city.
In that article DIR. Henion recounted q
wonderful experience which befell
him, and the next day We published
from the same paper . second article,
giving an account of tho excitement in
Rochester, and elsewhere, caused by
DR.. Henion's statement. It is doubt
full it any two articles were ever pub
lished which caused greater commo-
ton both among professionals and lay
men.
Since the publication of these two
articles. having been besieged with
letters of inquiry, we sent q COM
munication to DR.. Henion and also to
Il. ID. Warner 4 Co., asking if any ad-
.'itional proof could be given. and
here it is:
GENTLEMAN: I owe my life and pres
en- health wholly to the power of War
ner's Safe Cure, which snatched me
from the very brink of the grave. 1t
is not surprising that people should
question the statement l made (which
IS true in every respect) for my recov-
cry was as great marval to myself,
as to my physicians, and friends. I"
j. B. HEN1ON, N. D.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Cornell University's mummy is a
truly royal mummy. 1t came from the
Metropolis at Thebes, belonging. it is
thought, to the twenty-third dynasty,
dried up remains of this Egyptian King
are made to do service to science in tie
New World after lapse of about $50
years. Egypt in his day made very lit
tie stir in the world and was fast hast
ening to its final downfall as q domi-
nant empire of the world three or four
hundred years later
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
Clara's Sunday Frame OF Mind.

Clara's Sunday Frame Of Mind.
Young Minister-You seem unusually
thoughtful, Miss Clara.
Miss Clara lin Sunday evening frame
Of mind)-1 feel somewhat oppressed to-
night, Mr.. Whitechoker; filled, as it were,
with vague longing for something, I
know not what-a desire for some in
tangible boon whose possession would
satisfy my soul and quiet this restless
longing.
Bobby Quitting his head in the door)-
Can I speak to you minute, Clara?
Miss lara-Certainly, Bobby. What
Is it, dear2
Bobby-Ma says can have half of
that cold mackerel you've got locked up
in tho cupboard
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

1t is estimated that the poor, buying
in small quantities. incur unnecessary
expenses in the following ration: For
an ounce of washing soda tho poor
trading at small shops pay cent; q
grocer will deliver it for cents a
pound. For flour by the pound they
pay a sum equal to $3.50 a barrel for a
$5 article. They buy butter at the
rate of SIS tub, which would cost So. SO.
A half-pound of sugar costs them 5
cents, while a pound would be but 2
cents more. For a 70 cent tea they pay
20 cents. For Is cent coffee they pay
80.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

The great sources Of tho extensive cura-
tive range of Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic
are its great blood purifying qualities and
ing all restraint from tho secre:ive organs,
curing promptly and thoroughly dyspepsia
costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, low
spirits, sick and nervous headache. ague,
malaria, and all stomach, liver and kidney
troubles. The most delicate stomach &C
cepss it with relish. Price fifty cents Of
druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

''Theee firemen must be q frivolous
set" said MIR. Spillkins, who was read
lug a paper: ''Why SOP" Il read in
the paper that, after the fire was under
control, the tlremen pla5ed all night on
the ruins. Why didn't they go home
and 60 to bed like sensible men, instead
Of romping about like ohildrenr'-Tso.
a. &t6sn11,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
Rha Wanted style.

Little Mable was saying her prayers
the other night, and had concluded the
usual petitions for earthly blessings for
herself and family, when she suddenly
paused and looking up into her
mothers face said:
There is one thing moro I want to
ask for, mamma; can Ip''
Certainly. if it is nothing wicked,"
was the reply.
At this the little ono prooeeded:
"And make all our folks stylish,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Judge OF . government by tho men It
produces. Judge Of . man by his deeds,
. tree BY ITS fruits, . medicine BY its re-
Positive Cure, which contains tho good
qualities OF all the best cough remedies
without the defects Of any Of them. A safe
and speedy remedy for coughs, colds and
al throat and lung troubles. Sold by
druggists In dkty cent and dollar bottles.
healing to the lungs. Safe and pleasant
for children.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

"Does your husband 60 TO the lodge,
Gibberick7' ''Well, he just don't.
broke up that little game
quite while ago. 'Why
how in the world did you do it2'
whenever he started for the lodge
went with him as far a. the skating
rink and told him to call for me on his
way home. 1t only took a few doses
to cure him.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
1t AStonishOd the Public

to hear Of the resignation Of Dr. Pierce -
congressman to devote himself solely to
his labors al q physician. It va. because
his true constituents were the sick apd a.
tlicted everywhere. They will find Dr.
Pierce's ''Golden Medical Discovery" a
bene6cent use Of his scientific know1edge
IN their behalf. Consumption, bronchitis,
cough, heart disease, fever and ague, inter-
mittent fever, dropsy, neuralgia, goitre or
thick neck, and all diseases OF the blood,
are cured by this worid-renowned medi-
cine. Its properties are wonderful, its
action magical. BY druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
sHADRACK NUGENT.
How Man Looks Vho 70 l0S Years OIL
He OOnst Drink ar Usa Tohnn>> =

aew . Man Looks Who 10 19S Years OLD.
He Dsn't Drink Or Use Tobacco.
ehadrack Nugent il light-skinned
mulatto, who has lived in thus CITY
since the war Of 1912. He was born.
he says, in 1760, in Frederick county,
Nd, near the present town of Frederick.
He owns a couple of houses, and is
rather we'll provided for. He is uni
versally respected by both white and
col0red and il q steady church goer.
He uses q cane only when he goes out
at night, and while rather shaky, he
walks we'll enough for q man half
his age, whatever it is. He can not
read or write, though he sticks very
carefully to dates aud seldom gets
mixed up in his "reminiscences. He is
known as ''the Moon Man. for the
reason that he has devoted many years
to observations of the moon and the
relations of the moon to the changes of
the weather. OF late years Shadrack
has seldom gone very far from his
home, which is IN NJ street, between
rwenty-second and Twenty-third
streets. The sight of one eye has gone
entirely, though the other is nearly as
good as it ever was. He has never
worn any beard on his face, shaving it
almost every day. His hair is some
what longer than most colored people
have. 1t is pure white and but little
kinked. He talks remarkably we'll,
though he has lost most of his front
teeth, and delights in talking of King
Georges days and what he heard about
them in his boyhood days. The old man
claims to have seen all the presidents
since James Madison, and to have
talked with them all with the exception
of President Cleveland. He is going
to the White House soon to talk with
President Cleveland. He says he was
not body servant of General Wash,
ington, but claims that he was q SER
want of Lieutenant George Graft who
served in the revolution. Shadrack' S
ideas Of morality can be cleaned from
his words that follow: Il smoked
when l was was a boy and for some
time after grew up, but 1 was never
much of q smoker. never chewed to-
baccO because I was not allowed to,
Mr.. Graf said it did not look good for
boy to chew. and I did not chew.
He chewed, and the ruff1es of his shirt
were dirty all the time with tobacco
juice. l believe that was the reason
he opposed me chewing. Yes, / have
drank some liquor in my life, but very
little. l haven't touched drop of any
kind of liquor since General Lafayette
came to this country. l was awful
drunk the night he arrived, but after
that no more. My experience has
been with white and colored people
that liquor causes more trouble than
everything else together. Regularity in
everything is beneficial, and especially
SO about paying all bills that are due.
If you amt got anything don't promise,
only pay when you have money"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

COMPLICATION OF DISEASES 10 tho decision
OF incompetent ply s,cians when patient
has been ''killed by drugs" Yes; compii-
cation, indeed, originating in indigestion,
dyspepsia, kid.ey or liver Complaint, ali
TIERS as does the autumn leaf to the gentle
breeze. Complications are quickly solved
by the BITTRRs.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Customer Cooking at silks). "They
look to me just alike; but you say one
is ninety-eight cents and the other one
dollar and ten cents. Now what is the
differenceP''
Clerk (blandly). Twelve cents"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Faithfulness is necessary In all kinds of
work. Especially is it necessary, in treat
ing cold, to procure the best remedy,
which IL Aliens Lung Balsam, and take it
faithfully according to directions, aud it
will cure cold every time and prevent
fatal results. Sold by all druggists at CSC,
Soc. and 81 90 a bottie.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

;et," says Sicily; but il you will set a bot
10 of DR.. Bulls cough syrup in some handy
,lace You will have q quick cure for Group
.oughs and colds. when your children ar
troubled with them.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

'sPlease send to mo by express six bottle.
OF Athlophoros. Tho bottle got did me
moro good than al tho other remedies for
rheumatism that have ever tried" Is the
message Of encouragement G. Burt sends
from Ransom. Mich.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

A natural color, that deffes detection, Is
produced by Buckinghams dye for the
whisEerB.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

A famous tenor has injured his voice
by having a toothpick lodge in his
throat. He probably swallowed the
toothpick to give his voice more timbre.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

This very sage of advice was given
by an aged Catholic priest: "Always
treat an insult like mud from a passing
vehicle. Never brush it off till it is
dry"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Prof. A. c. Donaldson, of Louisville, KY,
the we'll known pioneer, in eighteen years
na,i>m and failed. At last he used St.
Jacobs Oil. was cured and sold his crutch.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Tho best ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made At zinc and leather. Nv zAas
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

A head properly constituted can &C
commodate itself to whatever pillows
the vicissitudes of fortune may place
under it.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

The late State Chemist of Delaware, Pot.
Charles P. William, says that Red Star
Cough Cure is safe and valuable and con-
tains neither morphia, opium nor any
other narcotic poison. The price is only
Is centg.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Pterce's "Pleasant Purgative Pellets' are
perfect preventives Of constipation. In
closed IN glass bottles, always fresh. BY
Ill druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Leading physicians testify to the value
Of Ayers Cherry Pectoral, as specific 70,
colds,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

We never injure our own characters
so much as when we attack those of
other.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

ROCHESTER, N. T., Jan. 2l.
S1Rs: The best proof We can give YOU
that the statements made by DR.. Hen
ion are entirely true, and would not
have been published unless strictly so,
is the following testimonial from the
best citizens of Rochester md a card
published by Rev. DR.. .Fv,.c.
Fl. H. WARNER Il Co.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

The popular idea has been that tho world
contained seven wonders, but the eighth
made It's appearance 1t the capitol. 1t was
.,p''or benighted man limping with rheu-
D It is sold nv ali d%@9.t o. at tvsntv,
I'VE cents a bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

Lite is the art of being we'll deceived.
-H0zlitt.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
REGULAR ut Funerals.


1t is the practice in Glasgow to send
carriages to Georges square for the
convenience of business men attending
funerals.
On one occasion the undertaken, on
getting into the last carriage, found it
occupied by man in black. whom he
recognized as having been present at
several recent funerals; and being
curious to know who he was, said in an
off-hand manner:
IL suppose, ma, you wild ken the
corpse?''
mo"
"A frcen' o the wife's maybe?''
"No.'
'Gaed to tho same kirk lately?"
No"
"a business freen,' then?''
NO
The undertaker's catech:sm being by
this time exhausted, he WIS about to
express his establishment at what could
have brought tho mourner to the
funeral, when the latter vouchsafed the
explanation.
Eye see haena been vera weel this
while back, an the doctor advised me
to tax carriage EXERCISE. This is the
third time this week I haze been to the
Metropolis already"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11

To look forward protitably we must
look back. Experience of the past is
the best light for the future.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
TO the Editor Of the Living Church,

Chicago, III.
There was published in the Roches-
'er IN. Y Democrat and Chronicle of
he 31st of December, statement M ade
by j. B. Henion, Nj. D., narrating how
ne had been cured of Bright's disease
Of the kidneys, almost in it's last stages,
by the use of Warmers Safe Cure. /
was referred to in that statement, as
.aving recommended and urged DR..
1enion to try the remedy, which he
lid. and was cured. The statement of
Dr. Hrnion is true, so far as it con-
rruS myself, and I believe it to be true
all other respects. He was a parish
'ncr of mine and visited him in his
icEness. urged him to take the
ncdicinc and would do the same again
nany one who was troubled With q
disease of the kidneys and liver.
ISRAEL FoorE, Cd. d.
OLate) Rector OF St. Paul Episcopal
Church.
Rochester, N. ?.
1t seems impossible to doubt further
in the face of such conclusive proof.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-02-11
To Whom, It Mau Concern.

To Whom 1t May Concern.
We are personally or by reputation
acquainted with DR.. Henion, and we
believe he would publish no statement
not literally true. We are also personal
ly or by reputation we'll acquainted
with H. H. Warner & Co., proprietors of
Warmers Safe Cure, (by which DR..
Henion says he was cured whose com
mercial and personal standing in this
community are of the highest order.
and we believe that they would not
publish any statements which were not
literally and strictly true in every par
ticular.
c. r. PARSONS, (Mayor Of Rochester,
WIZ. PURCELL, editor Union ana
advertiser.
w: u. sHuARr, (ex-Surrogate Mon
roe County,
EDWARD 4. FROST, (ex-Clerk Mon
roe County,
E. B. FENNER, (ex-District Attorney
Monroe County,
}. NJ. DAvY, (ex-Member Congress,
Rochcster)
JOHN 5: MORGAN, County Judge,
Monroe co.,
HIRAM SHELLEY, Capitalists and
Seedsman.)
JOHN VAN VooRH1s, (ex-Member of
Congress.)
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-01-08


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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-01-08
DALLAS.
an Observation-Disclosures up Railway I'm
thnsinsnt-Talk OF a state Fair.

an Assisument-workingu up Railway I'm.
thnsinsn-Talk OF state Fair.
spocia. ,othe Gazette.
DALLAS, TEX, Jan. Mr.. Ben Iralson.
a ieweler on Elm street, has made an az.
signment Of his goods TO Mr.. b. Davis for
the benefit Of his creditors. Mr.. Davis
now has charge of the store.
citizens meeting was held at the
Merchants exchange building at 4 D. m.
yesterday for the purpose of making a
more complete system OF canyassinp the
city for subscriptions to the extension M
the Santa Fe railroad. After some discus
sion and reflection by the chair on the
small interest that had thus far been
taken IN the matter, n very complete GEM
mite was appointed with their several
territories specified
Dallas now has under discussion the
question of q state fair and exposition
INC enterprise is gaining ground, ana no
doubt the project VIII be carried 10 real
ny. Should IL be, It viii without a doubt
De success, and reflect mach credit 10
the city ana those concerned.
The election held In East Dallas 10 de-
termine whether or not the charter shonld
DC polished resulted ia o. for and 1874
against. Her charter is therefore re-
tlined' a great many were jubilant over
lhe matter and celebrated the occasion by
firing anyils.
II Is now settled that East Dallas win
nave water-works, as the construction OF
4 reservoir and the distribution OF pines
has begun. ~