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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
PITHY PARAGRAPHS

Straw hats look little self-consciouI
and embarrassed = Washington Critic.
Congressman Boyle is not so perma
seem 10 indicate.
The New York board Of aldermen i
hardly the right stuff. and yet II ha'
the genuine Tweed ring.
81 can not brook to look upon its like
again :" says a poet Very appropri-
ate for the freshet season.
A contemporary speaks of the rob-
bling of lunch counter Is Herr Mos
IN Boston 2-BOSf0n Post.
Curious how the anti-Edmunds pa
pers persist in speaking of him as your
uncle Edmunds." isn'tit?
II is suggested that Senator Jones
might well submit his Detroit trouble
TO arbitration.-B0stOn Advertiser.
jay Gould claims that "hindsight Is
better than foresight" That's what the
bank cashier thinks when he skips for
Canada
A French bonnet is named the
giraffe capote. The significance of this
name is apparent when person comes
TO sit behind it.
Canadian frogs legs are worth
seventy-fve cents per pound in the New
York market. Just the price OF any
other leg show.
Herr Most advises the socialists to
buy rifles. The principal objection to
rifles in this connection is that they
don't shoot beer.
"a life size portrait of Boss Tweed re-
Gently sold at Albany for 50. Ii might
be put on hinges and used as a blind
door in the Tombs.-NetC Haven Nelrs.
The white robed angel OF peace which
is lowering over East st. Louis has a
Bowie knife down its back and revolt
yer in each boot.-PhilGdslphid CaroRi
Gle.
A prohibitory amendment eill of
fifty-three sections has been introduced
in the Rhode Island legislature. Itwas
brought in in parcels OF eleven sections
at time.
In any dam place like East Lee. Mass.
where wealthy mill owners store water
for summer use. and where dams break
away under the pressure Of spring
floods and destray villages, it is best
always to be above the dam. = Netr Or
leans PicyUHe.
Tramp-WeIl, mum, have you got
any more o. them buckwheat cakes to-
day? Mrs. Coldcash-There's some cold
ones, but l am afraid you will find them
rather indigestible. Tramp = oh, /
don't expect 10 eat EN-. Mrs. Coldcash
Don't expect TO eat them? Tramp
Nom. You see my darter has took to
painting. and she finds EN- VERY con-
wenient for placques.-ChieagO Rambler
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

"Citoyen Lisbonne." the ex-convict,
whe recently opened q cabaret in Pari.
as travesty on q prison. where the
walters are dressed as convcts and fet-
tered. and where the chief represents
the executioner. who grimly tells his
customers that he viii be ready for
them in ten minutes" appears to find
his realistic ideas pay. He is Just now
about TO open a second cafe, where the
tables shall be collins decked with skulls
as salt cellars. and where customers
snaH pc waited upon by young girls
got up as corpses and habired in
shrouds- They call Paris the CITY OF
gayety.-London World.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
4 can't say as he went to heaven

i can't say as he went TO heaven
remarked q Fort Scott citizen of a de-
ceased townsman. but he paid a bin Of
eleven years standing only the day be-
fore lie iied. and you can Judge for
At church fair. lady offered the
plate 10 wealthy man. well known fo
his siinginess. Il have nothing 10 give.
waS MS suriy reply. Then take some
the pccr.n 7s "a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
very Remarkable Recovery.

Mr. George v. Willing, of Manches
ter, Mich, writes: my wife has been
almost helpless for FIVE years, so help
less that she could not turn over in bed
alone She used two bottles Of Electric
Bitters, and is so much improved, that
she is able now 70 do her own work"
Electric Bitters will do all that il
claimed for them. Hundreds of testi-
monia.s attest their great curative
POWERS Only ffty csnts BEETLE at z.
c. Il. /.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Mr. KEELY's subtle etheric force has
been tested again, and a pressure Of
200 pounds to the square inch was OBJ
tanned by the use of one pint of water.
Skephcs are TO be paralyzed within a
month or two.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

THE BEsrsAlvsIn she world for Cut.
Bruises sorss. Ulcers. Salt Rhsum'
Fever Sores, Tsttsr. Chopped Hands
Chlblalns Coras, and ali Skin Erup.
aons. and positively curss Piles, or ne
pay requirs5- II h guaranteed % NV
perfect s1arfacheu. Or mensy refxndsd
fT zee t.snsy-ey. esnts per bss-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

IN soxE parts OF the country the sys-
TEN OF paying by the hour has been ac-
cepted as satisfactory method of set
ting the eighthoar dispute. 1t is a
good scheme.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Il 10000 are embraced, as Mr..
Pewderly says, in the organization OF
the Knights OF Labor, while 1900, 900
wage-earners in this country have pre-
ferred not 70 Join that or any other or
ganizstion, government for the people
viii no; take the part OF the few against
the many.-New YorK Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

CLKReYMEs, As 8 rule. make the worst
husbands in the world. Editors rank
next. The reasons are. that while edI-
tors are away day and night, clergymen
are al home night and day.-Kansas
CITY Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
Al j. a. Perersouss.

The only Norwegian dealer in Salt Lake
Clty, Is the only place in town rbers
yo1 can get the genuine NORWAY ard
Holland herring. Norway anchoviss
ana split Goldfish 4 full assortment m
nrst-ciass groceries at lowest prizes
froouce taken In exchange. No. 81 z
dnirc South street, half block east q,
Methodist church.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Much TINE. trouble and evaporation
would undoubtedly be saved if there
were always on duty tribunal whose
special business it should be to act as a
peacemaker when capital and labor get
in collision. Congress could do little
harm, and might accomplish a great
deal Of good, by giving the Presidents
plan trial. at all events.-Washington
Star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

SEsAToR BLAIRis disposed to continue
his campaign TO secure open sessions OF
the Senate for the consideration of ex-
ecutive business, but it is hardly proba-
bic that he viii carry his point during
the present Congress. Secret sessions
are surely doomed. but it will take the
Senators some time yet to make up
their minds 10 execute the will Of the
people in this matter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

SoEE IDEA may be formed of the rapid
ity with which the population of the
United States Is growing by the returns
OF the tenth census Those returns
show that ou- mean annual increase by
immigration is 1919 souls. and our
increase by births in excess of deaths,
sTos522. or a total annual increase of
1857 l. If this ratio should be main
tanned for the ten years between 1850
and 1890. the States would have. four
years hence. a reputation of about
62,OO0.o0O. Real estate viii soon be
valuable in America
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

AMONG THE arrivals in Baltimore on
Saturday was iackass from England.
The commendable thing about this par
ticulsr animal is that he Will not take
70 the lecture platform.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Dos's STRIKE unless you are very Ger
tain that you will better your condition
by quitting work. If you are in doubt,
give yourself the benefit of the doubt
by remaining at work.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

LIKE THE United States Senate, the
Knights of Labor are too strongly ad-
dicted TO secret sessions. Throw open
the doors and let il the light.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

LIKE BAS0Uo's ghost, the McGarra
haa claim will not be downed. It has
again made It's temperance in the
House in a new gnise.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

SIC CHARLES DILKEis going to emerge
from his obscurity for the purpose of
seeking denser shade. In his efforts TO
find II, Sir Charles viii have the hearty
assistance of every morality-loving
person in both hemispheres.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Speci1l Notice. hare large number Of
Properties on ny books FOR SALE. ranging
IN prices from 500 70 $1,000 trhich do not
are p0sifire bargains.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
Going West
GOingEss-

Twenty minutes viii be allowed 81
Garfield on morning train for Break
fast.
No freight win be received afteF4 p n
8 +. FENTON, W. Ritter,
Gen Fr'tand Pass Ag't. supt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

LOOKING BACK in month the men
who have stuck will probably seem
wiser and better OFF than the men who
have struck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

II Answer to Joe Cooks question,
as life worth iiving2" we reply that it
all depends on the liver
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

10000 Eastern and local money To loln
on approved City and County Real Estate,
in sums Of $50 90 and upwards.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
EVENTS AND COMMENTS.

TIE EIeHT-HoUR law and the Irish
Parliament are the great issues OF the
age.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
F. G. AnDERsoN's COLUMN.
FRED. C. ANDERSON,
REAL ESTATE
Loan Agent,
Office in the Ola "SALT LAKE
HOUSE," 145 Main Street.

WILL SEARCH RECORDS TO TITLES
w Of Real Estate, Loan Money at Low
Rates Of Interest, Rent Houses, Collect
Rents and Interests. Make out Deeds, Mort
cages, Leases. Powers OF Attorney. Bonds.
wills, ETC., on short notice and moderate
bought and Sold. NOTARY PUBLIC.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

1 BELIEVE that every Indian child not
belonging to the civilized nations should
be educated and taught agriculture or
some trade or useful occupation at the
public charge. This policy, pursued
for ten or fifteen years, viii relieve Us
Of the Indian question. We shall have
DO Indian wars with tribes whose chill
dren are in our schools. Full citizen
ship should be granted, and as fast as
possible. without too great violence to
the habits and preiudices of the Indians,
LANDS in severalty Senator Hoar, Of
Massachusetts,.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

EycrochlOric acid may be used for
removing iron stains. and IS much
quicker and more effective than oxaiic
acid Pour little of the hydrochloric
s,id in a basin and make it slightly
warm. then dip the iron stain into the
dissolve the oxide OF iron. Wash the
cloth vel from the solution, first IN
water and then in soda and water, so as
70 remove all Of the acid
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

Connects with Utah Central train lesvin
Salt AXE at7.40 An
Connects with Utah Central rrain srrfT
Ing a. Salt Lake a so pm.
W. ". RITTER,
mar n Sup.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09

" p Special Attention given
to the care and management OF
properties of both residents and
non-residents. and 70 the execution
OF all kinds of commissions In nv
line O. business
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oPmkAHOH

REV. E J. WHITNEY. OF Ciarkson.
y. Y. says Gilmore's Aromatic VINE
for Female Weakness stands without :
rival. For sale az \. c. Smith 4 %. ;
Drug Store
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-09
LOTS ZOE SALE.

LOA OAN ohLL4s
1,200. Fine building lot, 4x1O rods,
south from. Eighteenth Ward.
1000 Two full lots (co-nel 2Ox2O rods
Tenth Ward. Here is & bargain for some
body.
$50. East front building lot. good Iocs-
ton and not far from business
1850 Full lot. 10x2O rods, Seventh
Ward, q neighborhOod and nice location.
1000. Blu lding lot. 5x1O. close By. See
Several building lots in Nineteenth Ward
AZ $500 each, and on the instalment plan
Also a large number of lots in different parts
OF the CITY on which a small amount only is
asked 70 be paid down, balance in install
ments 70 suit purchasers Call AM ee;
900. Full lot. IOxlo rods, near Twentieth
Ward Schoolhouse. or will sell half
500. Blilding To-. 63zx1o rods. not far
$50. Nice building lot. 21z1IO. First South
1000. Southeast corner building lot on
Brigham Street. ve-y nice location.
LOCO: East ron, building Lot So rods
ton and yet not Tar from business.
300 Corner Lot, 5xl0 rods. Twenty
first ward.
900: Full Lot Twenty-hrst ward. Chance
1000 Choice building lot. sxlO rods.
near Eagle Gate Nice location. hydrani
water and close 10 business, are some Of the
points which should attract attention 70 this
FOR RENT.
30 Eight room house, city water, close.
IS. Aine-room house. hot and cold Ester.
range, Twelfth Ward.
II. Five-room house. hydrant water.
H. Five-room house near D. & r. G. De-
pot. cheap.
A. Tvo-room house. Nineteenth Ward
Is, Eive-room cottage. Twe-tie-h Ward
2c. Eighf-room house. close.
40 Seven-room fine residence, water,
close.
10. Business shop.
IL. Business ship.
26. Eightrnom House on car li~e-
40 Eisht-r0Om new House. hydrxn,
water.
e5- Six-room new brick House, Twelfth
ward.
go. Eight room House. city water.
10 Five room Cottage. hy 1rant water.
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Salt Lake & Western

Z ~ L l. w Il Y.
On an after
Saturday, Dec. goth. 1854,
Trains VIII run a. follows:
sTANDARD N0rrrTATN TINT
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25
Noyelists' First Books.

Nineteenth Century: Noyelists exhibit
much diversity OF habit with respect to
the date of their first appearance before
the public. In a list of thirty-two names
two published their first work before
twenty, seven between twenty and
twenty five, nine between twenty-five and
thirty, seven between thirty and forty,
and seven after forty. 1t may be observed
that names of world wide reputation ap-
pear in each group except the first Thus
Dickens and Hawthorne fall under the
first of the four divisions: George SaLd,
Thackeray and Victor Hugo under the
second; Fielding, Goldsmith and George
Eliot under the third. and Defoe, Rich
ardson. Sterne, Scott and Cervantes
under the last The date at which the
first notable work appears varies in much
the same way. In series of thirty-one
names three produce Il work of note be-
fore twenty-five, nine before thirty,
twelve more befoIe forty and seven after
forty.
The most remarkable examples of late
development are Defoe, who, after devot-
ing the best part of his life to political
poIemcs, suddenly struck into the path
only gave his Robinson Crusoe" to the
world eleven years later; Richardson,
who published his first fiction when fifty
one; Sterne, who, after passing many
contented years in the sec sion of a
country rcctory, tried his luck rs a nov
elist by publishing "Tristam Shandy" at
the age of forty-six and Ceryantes, who,
after years of active service, followed out
an early impulse to letters in his thirty
sixth year, and produced his master
piece at the age of fifty seven.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25
The Mikado's Marquis.

Marquis Hatchisuki, japanese minister
to France, his wife, maid ana valet. spent
yesterday at the Paxton. In the after
noon they drove around the city and at
night took drawing room apartments IN
the Ogden Pullman. The party will visit
Salt Lake and then go to San Francisco,
where a short rest will be taken before
sailing for Japan. The marquis is a more
sturdy looking child of the sun than is
usually seen among the japanese visitors
othis country. He has Websterian lead
regular open Milesian cast of countc
nance, wears q silken base ball nous
tache mine on each side) ana wears the
bean eaters badge OF culture, gold spec
tacles. The marquiscis a very attractive
looking lady, and was dressed in very
becoming travelling suit of tasty Ameri-
can make. There was very little in APP
pearance to distinguish her from her
maid, save q liberal display of dia-
mondS and the fact that the latter always
brought up the rear of the procession
in company with the decidedly Indifferent
Jap servant. The females attracted con-
peared, especially noticeable being their
delicate pittipat steps. In conversation
with BEE representative the marquis
said he was sorry he was unable to ac-
commodate the several newspaper men
who requested interviews, but really he
had nothing of importance to say. AS
far as he was informed by the newspa-
pers and his countrgnnn who visited the
United States politics wtre the main sub
ject newspaper meg inthlired about. AS
for himself he klqew VERY little about
American politics French politics he
never interfered wit except when they
affected the relations between France
and Japan, and the politics of his own
country at the present time would be Of
no public interest, as they would not be
understood by Americans. Like all his
countrymen he IS an ardent admirer
ofGen. Grant and was quite enthusiastic in
speaking of "America's( greatest man. !"
He speaks English withIa studied perfec-
tion slow out fuently, but he considers
French the better and easier language to
converse in.. A peculiar incident of the
visit of the party was the fact that Dick
O'ReIlly, of the Pacific Palace Car COM
pany, who was very attentive to them
while here. had visited several prominent
attractions IN France with these same
Japs during his trip to Europe last year.
Frank Hull, chief room clerk at the Pax
ton, was the faithful Achates of the dis
tingulshed party yesterday, his thorough
knowledge of the language gained from
repeated attendance at Mikado perform
ances), making him priced acquaint-
ance at once. He accompanied them to
the depot, and, in fact was a regular
KO KO in his attentions
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25
Patents to Western Inventors.

WASHINGTON, August 4.-TSpecial Tele-
gram to the BEE. THE following patents
were issued to-day to residents of Iowa and
Nebraska: To Bennett G. Dixie and w. w.
Rich. Lincoln Neb,, railway switch VIM.
}. Cassidy, Finchford, Ia, device for con-
vertng motion; Milan S. Cline, Bristowa,
Ia, sulky harrow; John w. Coffin, Oskaoosa,
Ia. sliding and roller gate; Abijah /. Crow,
Clarinda, la, anchor for check rowers;
Joseph A. Laqth, Fremont, Neb., spring tug
link; Edward +. Lynch, Davenport Ia,
lister plow; Edward p. Lynch, Davenport,
Ia, stalk cutting machine; l.. b. Norcross,
Birmingham, Ia, stem winding watch;
ia % veterinary nary snrgieai @ instrnment ir JOHN
Schroeder, assigner of one-half to w. &.
Murry, Tama City, la, hose coupling; Gil
more p Woodworth, Colfax, Ia, time lock.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25
How Animals Practice Medicine.

New Orleans Plcayune: Animals get
rid of their parasites by using dust, mud,
clay, etc. Those suffering from fever re-
strict their diet, keep quiet. seek dark,
airy places, drink water, and sometimes
plunge into it. When n dog has lost its
appetite it eats that species of grass
known rs dogs grass, which acts as an
emetic ana purgative. Cats also eat
grass. Sheep and cows, when i'll, seek
out certain herbs. An animal suffering
from chronic rheumatism always keeps,
as far as possible, in the sun. The war
rior ants have regularly organized ambu-
lances. Latrcille cut the antennp of an
ant and other ants came and covered the
wounded parts with transparent fluid
from their mouths. If the chimpanzee
is wounded it stops the bleeding by
placing its hand on the wound or dress.
ing 1t with leaves and grass. When an
animal has wounded leg or arm hang.
ing on it cOntemplates amputatiOn by
means of its teeth. A dog, on being
stung in the muzzle by a viper, was OBJ
served to plunge his head repeatedly for
animal eventually recovered. A sport
ing dog was run over by acarrlage. Dur.
ring three weeks in winter it remained
lying in brook, where its food was
taken to it. This animal recovered. A
terrier hurt its right eye. 1t remained
under counter, aNOlulng lSnt ana neat,
although it habitually kept close to the
fire. 1t adopted general treatment,
rest and abstenance from food The
local treatment consisted in licking the
upper surface of the paw, which it APP
piled to the wounded eye, again licking
the paw when il became dry. Animals
suffering from traumatic fever treat
themselves by the continued application
of cold water, which Nj. Delaunay con-
siders to be more certain than other
methods In view of these interesting
facts we are, he thinks, forced to admit
that hygiene and therapeutics as prac-
ticed by animals may, in the interest of
psychology, be studied with advantage.
Many physicians have been keen OBJ
servers of animals, their diseases, and
the method adopted by them in their in
stinct to cure themselves, and have
availed of the knowledge so brought
under their observation in their practice.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25
A FIENDIsH MOTHER.
She Chops Her Infant to Pieces and
Burns it Up.

New YORK, August 24.-Fire was dis COW
creek this morning in the room of Kate Stab
German nurse, in the basement of PIG East
Eightieth street. When man entered the
room to put out the fire he discovered the
body of a newly born child on the charred
and burning bed, but the hair was consumed
and there was deep cut on the ch ild's head
that had killed it. The Stab woman was ar
rested. A surgical examination showed that
she had recently become u mother. The oc-
curence indicated that she killed the child and
attempted to chop 1t up for the purpose of
cremating it in the kitchen stove, but found
i too large, and so built fire on the bed.
She persists in a declaration of inno-
cence. The child had been born alive,
from appearances, and killed with blow
from sharp instrument that nearly severed
its head from its body. Both arms had been
broken at the elbow with blow of some
edged tool. The prisoner lived for several
months at 2Ss S Fast Eignfletn en-, street where
young butcher, who visited her.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-08-25

come dim and deadr hut, wisely, we cannot
say when your body and mine must lie down
to rest lin the dust from (which thy. sprang.
But, dear souls, II we live by taith In NhrlS,
the Lord, what men cali death we Will ma
release; over what they weep, we shall re
ioice and the night iShGil suddenly become
morning all around u.s.
"And with the m0rn, those angel faces
smile,
Which we have loved long since, and lost
Rev Mr.. Harsla then pronounced q
short and feeling prayer.
The remains wcrc then tcndcrly borne
to the hearse, the following gentlemen
acting as pall-bearers: W. &. Maui,
Samuel Il. johnson, Ln B. Williams, Her
man KountZe, OlarkIN oonman, +. NJ
Morsoman, Henry w. Yates, Judge
James w. Savage, I. l.. kimball and
Geo. w lIoldrcge.'
The funeral cortege then wound slowly
out the avenue, then up Ninctecntl street
thence toProspcct Hill cemetery, where the
remains were deposited in new vault,
built expressly for purpose since the re-
ceipt of the news of Mr. Mlllard's death.
No funeral pageant could have been
more impressive, and indicative OF the
high esteem in which the deceased was
held. 1t comprised hundred and fifteen
carriages, and among those in attendance
were people from all ranks in the social
and business world of Omaha.
From among the mourncrs was missed
the aged father of MIR Millard, who re-
sides in Iowa, and was prevented by
both his age and iniirmity from being in
attendance.
His brother Joseph and family were
also absent, being at the present time in
Eurore.