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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
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Some time ago THE GAZETTE took oc-
casion to explain that there were two
kinds Of free grass, and that the kind
which was advocated by the distinguished
candidate for governor, who lives at
Waco, was not the genuine but the spuri-
GUS brand. We demonstrated then that
free grass for all-the settler as well as
the big oattlemRn-w was one thing and free
grass for the few men who have the re-
sources to establish large illegal pastures,
another and quite different idea. Gen.
Ross, following a similar course Of reason
ing, evolves, or rather resurects, lease
law policy which Numerically opposes
the purposes, or at least the de
clsred purposes Of the system under
which we are now acting That system,
whatever be Its actual results, Is COM
mitted In It's declarations to the preservs-
tlon OF the interests of the actual settler,
Its leases are made subject to settlement.
The proposition TO change this feature
met an overwhelming defeat IN the last
legislature. Yet In the face OF this re.
buke 10 the demands OF land mo.
nopolists who desired TO make their
sway absolute, Gen. Ross readjusts
his land policy in the middle OF a
gubernatorial campaign to suit the ideas
Of these very monopolists.
Gen. Ross has found 1t necessary to re.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
THE DISTRIBUTION.

Circular Reply to Numerous inquiries
Concerning the GaEstte's Grand
Disuibution.
TnE GAZETTE has received so many In
quirles concerning the September dis
tribuuou that 1t is compelled to adopt
this mode Of reply,
An mall subscribers to either the sun
day or Weekly GAZETTE for one year are
entitled to ticket in the September dis
trlbutiou, which viii positively take
place on the day advertised under the SUI
pervlslou Of and according to the plan
adopted by the committee, whose names
are advertised in connection with the pre-
miums
Satser'1ers MAY hare ne paper FOR
cars.a % other parties and De Eckets TO
THEMSELVES.
The cash must accompany each sub
scriptlon.
The principal premium Is grand
Pond 4 Iyers piano, and the premiums
aggregate over $1,000,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

Mr.. GLADsToNE's campaign address is
not as strong a paper as was looked for
from his pen. The Irish question Of course
excludes all others from consideration,
but he does not seem to have presented
the government side as strongly and as
ielicltously as usual in handling political
questions. The Tories might have been
numerically scored for their insinccrity
and double-dealing when they allied them
selves with Parnell only few months
ago to enable the Irish to get home rule,
and now enter the field opposing home
rule to Ireland. There is record hard
to defend, and a strong attack from the
government leader would put the opposi-
ton on the defensive at once and keep
them there. As a campaigner Mr.. Glad
stone might take some good lessons from
American political managers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
pnhllc snenl,inr.

The following Damed persons win address
the people otTarrant county at the following.
named times and plaoos
Henry Finch, NJ Keller. June 10, sp. m,
y, u Wear. at Arlington, June 10, nm.
y +. Ayres, at Mansfield, Jane ", 5 p. m.
Il /. Carlook, at Benbrook, June 10. s D. m.
w. s. Pendleton, at Grapevine, June 10 10
a. m.
N. A, S,cdman, At bedford, june 10, 10 A. m.
q. q. Cummings, ut Crowley, June 10, 3 y. m,
c. q. Cummings and J. J. Jarvis. at Azie.
June 20, q, N.
GEo. W FINGER,
chairman Democratic Executive Committee
Tarrant County, Tex
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

BEN BUTLER is "down on'' civil-sery-
ice reform. There are several Others of
Ben's political imtators who stand pat
with him on that question. Anything
that keeps them from plundering the
treasury they are "down on"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

WE ARE getting tired waiting to hear
from Democratic state or congressional
convention that denounces civil-service
reform. A dozen or more have been
held, and every one applauds the presi-
dent and indorses cjyllservice reform,
The spoilsmen have not held their con-
yenton vet.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

NEAL Dow, the father Of prohibition, Is
going to lecture and tell the people why
he left the Republican party. The old
gentleman ought to ascertain first II
anybody cares why he left It or where he
went when he left IL.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

Cor. Dan LAMONT denies that there is
any GOODNESS between President Cleye-
land and Gov. HILL That fiction carried
its own reiutatlon, with the temperature
9s In the shade.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

THE campaign is on, and blazing at u
white heat, A Republican organ tells its
readers that the only way to defeat the
rebel scheme to pay Confederate war
claims is to elect a Republican mouse.
Good idea. In short time there wouldn't
be money enough in the treasury to pay
anything.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

THE title Of Miss Cleveland's novel is
not "The Long Row." as has been an
nounced, but "The Long Ruiz" A run is
better than Il row, any day, especially II
the other fellow is bigger
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

A ST. Lours man has sued Jay Gould
for $500, 900. II he can get a x. OF L.
Jury he won't have any trouble about
verdict.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

pudlate his organ and his land policy.
NOW, Il be viii again repudiets both, and
adopt the opposite Of his present land
policy, he will be In condition TO ask
the nomination for governor at the hands
of A Democratic convention.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

ONE of the unconscious sarcasms of
the American vernacular is calling cal
aboose "cooler," II there is anything
about the sweat-boxes IN which INSIDE
meanants are confined suggestive of a
cooler, IT would be an act of Christian
grace TO explain TO the wretched victims
where the resemblance is.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

A SCRUB race for congress does not
excite much enthusiasm, but the con-
testants show lots OF grit, and where all
are scrubs one has as good chance as an
other thoroughbred would leave them
far In the rear, though.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
pemooretlo nommltte. nIeo1inr.

FoSr WORTH, TEN, June II, 1855.
The Democrats executive committee OF Tar
rant county will NEE, at the courthouse in the
city of Fort Worth June 26, at 2.sOp. M.
GEo, W. lsINGRR,
Chairman Democratic Executive Committee
TaIrant County, Tex
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

TnE New York, Pennsylvania & Ohio
railroad 10 capitalized at s22S,Co0 a mile.
The s9s 600 represents the cost OF the
road, and the 100000 represents water.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

"a nORRESpONDENTN.

News correspondents OF TnE GAZETTE
are positively prohibited from sending
political puas to this paper as news mat
ter Tue GAzGTrE wants political news,
but nor political puffs.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

TuE Gustave Cook boom for governor
has begun. Let this thing keep mp and
liberty will shrek farewell and yolun-
tarilr expairiate herself.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
BATES OF SUBSCRIPTION.
eAzETre BRANCH OFFICES.

nALLAh-R W Hunt, manager
DAHTsOIt--T N Jogn, MANAGER
NAcO--A. x. OHcill, manager
sarRnAN-E. B. Smith, manager
WEArRrHg OlgD--H, u. DOts0y, "a 4nA6es
Ptgik-g r. MHNeyi manager
.fsgrEneoV.- E w Cameron, manager
MARgBAItr-R obt. Kennedy, MANAGER
A4iLHNK.-W. Il Powell, manager
CLEBuAlE-- ~. H. Byrd, manager
h pAao--s H. Lyons, manager.
GAuirSgfLLg--E. T., nill and j. H. hioEoon
ma aiEern,
bOEBAA--O. n. johnson, manager
IiAaHY GEOvE-.r Il WORKMAN, manager
BAIRD frank Dorsey, manager
,.RaAavlLLl--W. Is Wheeler, manage
gllORAuu---W. ". Ngwkirhi manager
MlvE0LL- j. r MCDANIEL, manager.
CISCO ~ = prlley, manager
WH rreBuHO--j, q, Glenn manager
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

TIM Democratic party OF rarrant
county doesn't propose to blow out the
gas and 90 to sleep.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

Tns bremen Of Fort Worth will give
celebration next month that viii put to
shame the double-ended fair at Dallas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

HEIR the brave tlre-boys out, Their
celebration will be the biggest thing ever
seen la Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

BRGINSING with oct, Fort Worth
WIN be the busiest town ever seen in the
Southwest.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

THE GAZETTE is the only Morning
Popor in North Texas that now Publishes
the Associated Press kilograms.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

ORDERS Tor meals will receive special
attention at Huffman's restaurant.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15
rhE aAZEITe ABROAD.

I'M s.LGirv Will he found for sale ~ tho
plh,es nauod 10 the following cities
Ou0tGO. lLL-W. u. 9lzefi 1872 Dearborn
air m +rd h. schalncr Grand PACING hotel
sr loufs, Mo.-Philhp Rocdcri ~ oiiYo
Hon sFRiN3s, ARK.--J, II. Davis q Co.,
Ho ner H. BuI. Il. llrsh1ald and z. +. Greene
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

THE GAZETTE has the Largest
bona-fde Circulation Of any Daily
Newspaper published in Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-15

office Of Publication Second st Bstseen h9 wyh
and Throckmorton. Entered az inc tort worm
postofjco as second-Class Mail Matter.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-06-26
La temperance dams rIllinOis.

Les femmes lie Rockford Illinois.
falsant partie de la Women Chris
tlan Temperance Union, viennent
u'ad0pter pour la defense de leur
cause, lie systemic irlandais de mise
Ell lhterdit. Ii y u quelques jours
un narchand de glace, nomme Leo
nard, a apostolic la demande dune
femme, tenant depuiS quinze ans
un restaurant dams la localite, pour
Gne patente rautorisant a debiter
DIES BLOSSOMS. Aussit6t NJ. Leonard
i etc denonce par lie journal prohi-
b%ltlOnniste de l'endroit ct la secre.
talre de fAssociation chretienne
DIES femmes de temperance lni "a
cert pour fintormer que les femmes
falsant partie de rAssociation ne
prendraient plus leur glace chez lui.
NJ. Leonard a repondu Ell distant
quill await dtja dome plus a PAS
soclatlon que ne pOurrait .jamais lui
rappOrter Id ventr de Sd glace aux
SECRETARIES ct il termine par ces
mOtS: "Je remercie Dieu de he
depenurc d'auculh institution uui
fa1t de LIT mise Ell inteldlt la base
de seS operations. lie temps Wien.
Ora on vOuS pOurreZ voulOir nous
acileter de nOuveau de Ia Slace /:
mals, puisqu'il Ell est ainSl, ie la
jetteral plutot Il Ia rivitre que de
vous Ell vendre." Cette reponse ma
Ell pour eflet que d'irriter davanta-
sc toutes les temmes de temperance
de Rockford, ct elles jurent d'ai1a-
mer leur marchand de ylace.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-06-26
De Ia Cremation.

Depuis plusieurs annees il es
beaucoup question de substituer |;
cremation au mode actuel d'enter
rement. Chacun salt que les cine
there's sont DIES foyers d'infection e,
que, surtout dams les temps d'epidt
mics, ills sont un grand danger poul
Ia salubrite publique. Dams tou>
les pays civilises, il est m%aintenan1
a peu pres defendu de faire les in.
humationS intra mur0s. La crema'
ton a ses avOcatS cOnvaincus ct SEES
adverSaireS non mOinS cOnvaincuS
.ce nest pOurtant pas une chose
neuve tOus les ecoliers savent que
les anciens brnlaient leurs morris
u des buchers, ct qu'ils recueil-
latent dams DIES vases ad hoe appe.
les urnes les cendres DIES 6tres Qui
leur avaient etc cherS. ii he S'a-
git plus m%aintenant de ressusciter
lie bucher antique, mails d'etabllr
DIES tours on les cadavres seront
incineres dams un temps treS.court.
Chaque famiile, ali lieu deS euiiices
en- marbre, pierre, GU metal qui or
nent nos cimetiereS, pOurra, dams
un endroit quelcOnque de Ia mai
son, sc faire assez vite une jOlic
collection d'urnes de formes ele-
gantes ct ~varites, ct renfermallt les
cendres de nos parents ct meme de
nos amis. Nous pourrions continuer
lOnGtempS, SUI ce theme ct f;iirc
TOUGHER du doigt une multitude
advantages qui resulteraient de la
cremation, mails CONNIE nous som
mes enforcement persuadGs que lie
four crematoire Gui doit bruler no.
tire depouille nest pas pres d'etre
bait a Thibodaux. nous ~pr6ferons
nous arreter, risque q revenir plus
tard sur ce sujet. Nous voulons
settlement, avant de terminer, dire
a nos %lecteurs que 81 cette methode
a SEES d6tracteurs lie nombre ell d.
minue tous les ,jours. Parmi lie cler-
sc meme, 81 DIES ev6ques la repous-
sent d'autres fapprouvent. Tn ar
gument tres-puissant que Pom peut
invoquer Ell favour de la cremation
est la frequence d'inhumations
d'etres vivants. Nous cedons la pa
role a Mr.. Auguste Vacquerie qui
raconte ainsi plusieurs cas- d'indi-
yidus enterres vivants:
II y a deux mois pres de Varso-
vie, on enterrait une jeune femme.
Son mari, qui ravait solvent NAL +!
traiteeu fut soupeonne, ct r~autorite
proc6da a rexhumation. Qu'est-ce
qu'on trouva aux pieds du cadavre ?
On enfant nouveau ne. La malheu.
reuse await etc enterree vive, ct
etait accouchee. Ce qu'elle await
eprouve etait atteste par ses on.
giles enfonces dams ses mains ct par
langue cue ses dents avaient
eoupee.
NJ. Camille Flammarion cite, dams
lie Toltaire, plusieurs fats analo-
CUES.
En- mai de lanne derniere a Pau.
hoguet (Haute- Loire), DIES enfants
qui jouaient dams lie cimetiere en-.
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RoTARY JOB PRESS.

Ayant tout lie ~mattriel nteessaire. nous som
mes a meme d'txfcuter tour les ouvrtges tv-
pOgraphiq1eS qui nous seront comics Les
hrets d'avnrat. cnrtes d'atfailes enttteS oe
features. tickets d'habitation. blancs. circu-
laires. etc. seront %imprimfs dams lie plus bret
delai ct a DIES prix moderts.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-06-26
ABONNE.MEN


in carre de 10 lignes: lHre insertion 81 50
-
SulP -
Insertion add. so
Toute annonce indignant la profession
avec l'adresst ct n'excedant pas quatre
lignes. par.an, s. OC
Announces de candidats, davance 80. 10 co
Necrologie. par ign 10
Toute annOnce commercials puhiiee 4 Tan
nee sera iln-trte an taux lie 30 cents par pou-
ce pour la premiere insertion ct p cents pour
les insertions snh>t4uentes.
Toute annonce don't lie nomhre. d'insertions
nest pas specific sera inserfe iusqua neuyel
ordre an tauX Ordinaire.
ATELIER TYPOGRAPHIQUE.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-06-26

on II femme await etc enterree la
veille. On decloua le couvercle du
cercueil. Ellie lespirait encore mails
ellie expira pressure aussit6t.
En- decembre 1884, a Lecca (Ita.
lle), un portefaix, 81 pauvre qu'on
await tait Economic dune biere ct
quon l'avait porte au cimetiere u
une civiere, au moment OF les fos>
soyeurs lie prenaient, rouvrit les
yeux ct Sc dresSa sur son seant. LIE
froid ravait saisi dams l'ivresse ct
frappe dune syncope.
La meme chose etait arrivee quel-
ques mois a%uparavant ell France, a
Belfort. Tn mort qu'On etait en-
train d%'eDsevelir secria tout 4 coup:
Qu'eSt-ce done que vous me faites =:
IL sOrtait, lui auSsi, dune syncope.
LIE lendemain, il prenait lie train
pour Besancon.
En- Francc6galement. d Chabreu-
il. pres de N~aience. II morte Qu'-
on mcttait en- biere demanda 4 boi-
re.
NJ. Camille Eiammarion rappelle
la Stance du Senat du II feyrier
1876 dams la1uelIe lie cardinal Don
net, arch2vGque de Bordeaux. apres
avoir parlc de trois personnes de
sol diocese reSSllSciteeS sous ScS
yeuX, raconta lhiStOire DUN jeune
pr6tr- frappe de ~letharsie pendant
quill prechait ct declare mort par
un meuecin. II await conserve tOute
SD lucidite d'esprit, mails il he pou-
wait nj parler nj bouger. II enten.
dit tinter lie gIas ct reciter les PR.
eres DIES trepassfs. On allait lie
lorsqu;il put faire un mou-
vement.-Ce pretre, ajouta lie car
dinal Bonnet, c'etait moi.
LIE comi4ue Sc m6le a tout. En-
lS47, Oh e~nterrait, d Ia suite dune
maladie un richie Nantais.
Je tut a leglise quill ressuscita.
Tres bien, mails ses heritiers s'etai-
mt grandement executes ct la note
les f~unerailles etait raide. LIE re.
'ractaire de la biere refusa de pa
'er ce quill n'avait pas commando
es herltiers refuserent, n'heritant
)lus. II s'ensuivit un process dune
louce gazette.
Mails vOici mieux: un boucher
lOran, Fauques, enterre en- mai
-SS3, pour la troisieme fois : en- 1913,
N await pris la ~catalepSie pour la
mort. Fauques Gtait deja non sen.
cment dams lie cercueil mails dams
4 tosse +: ce fut au moment OH fOn
etalt les pelletees de terre quill
ria. La seconde fois, Ell 1876, ce
ut lie cholera qui fit Ia meprise. ct
e tut encore au cimetiere qu'eut
leu Ia resurrection.
DeuX resurrections mont pas suf-
a ce gentilhomme nOrmand du
tie steele, Francois de Clville, qui Sc
ualifiait ''trois fois mort, :rois fois
nterre, ct, par la grace de Dieu,
rOls tOis ressuscite.'
MalheureuSement, tOus les enter.
IS vifs nj r~essuscitent pas. Uu
'auquel un medecin await
resort de lopium contre DIES in
omnies intolerables Sc dit que plus
en- prendrait, plus il dormirait, ct
but une bonnie gorgee. On Pen.
IRA. Quelques jours apres, son
KEGS d'opium tut connu, ct il Y cut
II s'6tait retOurne dams
! biere, ct son visage convulse ct
IS membres crispes montraient
nelle await etc latrocite de son
Andre Vesale fat attaque CONNIE
eurtrier par Ia famille dun grand
don't IL await fait Pau.
'psie, parce. que le mort, au pre-
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
TARRANT,S
E%ffervescent SeItzer
Apscisnt

an elegant edicacious,
pleas mt aperient in
tie form Of d powder,
producing when dis.
solved III water an FIX.
hliaraflng. Etfrrve..
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physicians rs a reliable
aud agreeable remedy.
1t cures Constipation,
cures Indigestion, Gu
res dyspepsia, cures
Piles, cures Heartburn
cnres Sick-H Headache.
Liver Complaint,
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-06-26

cures Sick Stomach. and gently urges all the
Excretory organs to u proper action 1t should
be found in every household and carried by
every traveller. Sold by.dj uggists ere,ychere.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-02

All trains run by Central time, which is D
minutes slower than Columbus time.
n. B.-'Daily fDaily except Monday. All
others daily except Sunday.
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LIBEL sur.

Herbert p. Stewart sued for o.. 900 for De
famation of Character-Other Notes.
By his attorney. p. J. Clevenger, this
morning. Charles Lannon filed petition
in the common pleas court praying for q
judgment Of $1,000 against Herbert p.
Stewart for alleged defamation of character.
The petition sets forth that the plaintiff has
always borne good name and fair reputa-
ton until ON Dec Z, when defendant. in
conversation with a number of persons.
spoke of him ~ thief. and said that he
had stolen things from him, the defendant.
The second cause of action is another con-
versatiOn on Jan. 22, when it is alleged that
the defendant again expressed himself to
the same effect In the presence of divers
persons.
The following additional decisions we're
made by Judge White yesterday:
BiOunt vs.. Brown. Young 4 Smith-Mo-
ton for new trial Overruled.
Nubyys. Brown, Young 4 Smith-Motion
for new trial sustained defendants paying
cost Of former trial.
There was no business in common pleas
today. as the cases assigned were all dis
posed of yesterday.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-02


They are busy training carrier pigeons
In iurope for the coming war. They are
experimenting with balloons and things
have been requested on behalf of .
friend Of mine to publish his suggestion.
which is v, rthy Of the attention of mill
tsry authorities It is cats My friend
says thai . cat will always go hack to the
plAee you take Il from. | krow myself
that cats will always ONE back TO place
boot ack has disloged them from
know that cat will never give up
hunting . place where 1t has once been
happy. however emphatic may be the re-
monstrances from the owner of the bed
room below or above But the joke about
cats Is now exhausted However, this
friend Of mine says he once took cat in
. closed bag from Los Gatos to an Fran
cisco by train. Well that cat walked
quietly hack to Los Gatos,
My friend points out the wonderful
value Of this popularity in cats 10 an army
to carry dispatches and do all sorts of use.
full work He suggests that every soldier
should carry cat In his kit some pee
pie have heard Of kits in cat but that Is
no matter. There are several points
however. my friend has not considered
IL the army were beleaguered the cats
would have TO be eaten. Well, that is.
after all. an advantage for sometimes
they do not even have cats Put cats have
way of taking their time that would not
suit . war. There wou d be constant
trouble between the sexes. too. and after
all. perhaps, arrer pigeons and balloons
are better. He slbsiaatiates his position
by another story Of cat. which. when
the family moved in town. went back
every night to the old place The pro
grsmme of the usual oncert suppose,
in luded that old time favorite, Home
Again.
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saloon FiEht,

About nine O'Clock this morning Officers
Mast and Norton were called out on Boiler
street to Lockwood's saloon. where Mrs
Hennahan was exhibiting her athletic
qualities by handling everything that came
in her reach with the ease of a Sullivan.
When the cOppers arrived their first glance
at the interior Of the saloon reminded them
Of description of a Kansas hurricane.
Beer glasses, chairs. coal scuttles and even
beer kegs were flying mystically through
the air at the command of this wonderful
magician. When Mast approached to lay
hands on the lady she resented the act with
a look Of scorn, and picking up pitcher of
beer she dashed it into the face of the lad
in blue. The city coupe was ordered and
with the most Urgent please my lady Henna-
han was induced TO get in and ride down to
the Hotel de Dotze
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-02
A Brilliant Scheme.

must tell you funny incident I heard
to-day. An enterprising Young journalist
suddenly conceived an idea that he be
.ieved would make him famous This in
spiraton was that he would engage DR.
Holmes and Miss sarah Orne Jewett to
talk, and have the conversation reported
by stenographer on which he would sell
it to the journal SO fortunate as TO pay his
price. Filled with zeal he laid this brill
liant scheme before the autocrat, who
smiled benignantly down upon the origi
natOr of the suggestion
80. could not think of il. he replied
You see l don't talk to state what
know, but TO find out what know Now
if you had q hose you would feel ali
around and sprinkle . great deal Of grass.
It may be- in finding your point. he said.
but gun must be aimed at mark and
60 of only once. That would be fatal to
conversation Talking 10 like the hose
You feel all around to find out what you
do think