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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
No Marriage in Church for Him.

"If | ever get married in church
again you can call me goat!' said a
bashful man the other day.
whats the matter now ?"
Matter enough" he retorted and
he seemed to get mad as he thought
of it. 81 was married not long ago,
and as my wife's parents were pillars
of the church it had to come off there,
so they thought. Well, some repairs
were being made in the church, so the
marriage took place in the Sunday
school room. There's where the
trouble came in. We stood OH the
platform where the superintcndeDt's
desk stood, and before the minister
got started | noticed great many
people smiling in the audience. /
didn't know what to make oft. They
all seemed to be looking over my head.
1 never said anything till the thing
was done; then / turned around and
looked up. What do you think saw?
One of those .confounded notices
hanging right over our heads, and it
said: Suffer little children to come
unto me- Isn't that enough to make
a man mad g"-Toledo Blade.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Crushing a Woman.

"If yur has got leetle time I'D like
TO ax yur few queshuns,' said a
colored resident of Ohio street to a
patrolman Sunday morning. Being
told to 60 ahead he continued
"Airly last summer l put up some
hy-screens to keep de flies out"
80 did l."
"Did yur? De stuff what bought
was blue-a very delicate shade of
blue"
81 bought the very same color"
"Did yur? What was the gineral
effect on de house.
Every rich. l used to stand across
the street and gaze at it by the hour"
"Well, sab, | want you to settle
anuder pint. Am de reg'lar wirecloth
screens dat fit into the windows any
mo- tony dan delicate shade of blue
'skeeterbar stuff tackled on de out
side %
"No, sir, and I'll arrest any person
who claims to the contrary?'
"Good De fust time | kin lay
hans on q watermelyon I'll tote it
ober to your house. It's pint de ole
woman an me has bin disputin' all
summer. She stuck fur wirecloth
of pale green shade, an l desisted
fur delicate blue 'skeeter-bar, an we
broke dc stove, two chairs, half de
crockery an de baby's arm w'dout
settlin' de queshun. 1t am now settled.
De law says / am right. Say, came
along around de co'ner. She's hangin
ober de front gate wild a pale green
shade of wirecloth in her eyes, an
want you to tell her de same as you
told me, an crush her aspirashums
like a piledriver comm down on a
baby.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Going to a Wedding.

A young professor in an Illinois
university was engaged to be married
to the daughter of a wealthy farmer
living in one of the eastern counties
of this State. On the day of the we'd
ding the bridegroom was driven in a
buggy through country road in the
direction of his prospective father-in-
laws house. Not being familiar with
the neighborhood he stopped in front
of dilapidated log cabin and inquired
of a lank man who was leaning against
the rail fence:
as this the way to Mr.. Podder's p
The lank man hitched up his trou-
sers and said:
"Be you going to Podder's ?"
"Yes."
That's where the doin's is tonight.
His daughter is going to be hitched."
Eyes"
"Who is she goin' to get?,,
"a man named Tompkins," said
the blushing bridegroom.
"Is he any good?"
pretty poor stick, I've been told"
"Has he got any style ?"
"Not much"
"Well," said the old man, with a
sigh of relief. "I'm glad he's such a
poor shoat, for my gals has got an
invite to the weddin', an / heard
nobody could 60 that couldn't eat
with their forks. My gals can't eat
with their forks, but l reckon I'll let
'em go. Podder's is two miles straight
ahead" d."-Terre Haute Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

| felt pizened mean and l tried to
make him believe SO, but he flung the
articles down in deep disgust and
turned away with the remark:
at is just such Western specimens
as you are who have given everything
beyond Canada a bad name. There's
your stuff, sir and I'll be hanged if you
are a gentleman p
| called and called to him, but he
would not return to argue the point
with me.-M. Quad.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

The best rules to form a young
man, are, to talk little, to hear much,
to reflect alone upon what has passed
in company, to trust ones own opin-
ions and the value others that deserve
it.-Sir w. Temple.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

A grave yard in county Cork has
has the following notice over its en-
trance gate: "Only the dead who
live in this parish are buried here. -
Ev
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Fogg has said the meanest thing
any man ever was capable of saying.
When Mrs. f. left him alone in the
house the other evening, she remarked:
"You won't be lonely, dear ?" "No,"
he replied; 81 shan't miss you at all.
The parrot, you know, is here. ."-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

If they continue shooting the
Niagara rapids somebody will get hurt,
and it probably will not be the rapids,
either.-Oil City Blizzard.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

AT Coney Island-"Oh, Issac, see
how beautifully the waves rise and
fall" "Now Rebecca, don't talk
shop."-New York Commercial Ad-
vertiser.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

She-"Why, Henry, what is the
matter?" Hem love, I-hic-
lemon peel threw me down." She
"Lemon peel, yes and what were
the other ingredients ?"-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Notwithstanding he had the hand
ling of notes all his life, Able Liszt
died poor. Perhaps his familiarity
with the bar had something to do with
it, though his want of pecuniary sue
cess may be accounted for by the fact
that his head was full of crotchets.-
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

"Been fishing?" eyes" Catch
anything? "Oh, yes. l didn't get
left" "What did you catchi" "The
three o'clock train for home" NE
wark Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Pratical jokes are like lung trou-
bles, there is a pain in the jest
Lowell Citizen.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
WIT AND HUMOR.

The new hotel OH Beacon Hill has
been named the Tudor. Iti oneder.
Boston Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Bookbinder.-"Will you have it
bound in turkey or morocco?" Pur-
chaser.-"O, mercy, no! What is the
use in sending it way off there. Have
it bound in New York" It'd Bits.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
THE FIRST LOSS,
THE BEST LOSS.

AT the time purchased the stock of Koc Donne Co., June 2lst
the weather not seasonabe for Heavy Suits
queny decided to wait until Fall quitting the Knife
into the Prices" We have OVERHAULED THESE GOODS
the last few days and PROPOSE giving customers
CHANCE o get
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
JAMES EARINS, NJ. ID.

james Eakins, Physician, Surgeon and Ac-
coucheur, Graduate of Toronto University College,
Toronto Ontario. Resdence Mrs. Vandusen's,
first house west of Episcopal church,, Washington
Ave. Alpena, Mich. Office: Bostwick's Drug Store.
772-m6.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Customer-"But amt the trousers
too long ?"
Merchant-"Too long? Dey is
made to fit a man exzakly your size.
If you legs happen to be drihe short
you must quarrel nit nature-not the
ailor."-Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Flint & Pere Marquette R. R.

Drawing room cars morning and evening trains
between Bay City and Detroit, extra charges only
25 cents.
Night express east runs Sunday night instead of
Saturday. All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD KELLER, Sup't
W. ID. HITCHCOCK,
Ticket Agent, Alpena, Mich.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Prof. Pickering, Of the Boston
Institute of Technology, has made a
forty-foot instrument and photograph
ed the sun on large scale. 1t is
said to bea very satisfactory picture,
considering the disadvantages under
which he labored. The "disadvan-
tages" referred to were that he could
not jam the back Of Old Soils head in
an iron wise and tell him to keep his
eyes "on this card AMI look pleasant. F"
-Binghamton Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

"Was the man intoxicated who fell
in the circus tent last EVENING"" ask
ed Mrs. De Groof of her husband.
"No, the man was all right" was the
reply. "He was walking tight rope"
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

During an affray in Texas town
q man was shot and very badly
wounded. Sympathizing friends rails
ed up the fainting man.
"Take him to the drug store" sug-
gested somebody. Slowly the wound
ed man opened his eyes and whisper
ed family:
"What's-the-matter- with-the
saloon ?"-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Country Parson, to city visitor {:
Didn't see you at church to-day ?"
City visitor: "Ycs, and if you will
believe it, it was the first time that
l can remember when l didn't go to
sleep before the sermon was half
over" Country parson: "Indeed !
but | am afraid you are trying to
hatter me-" City visitor: "Oh, dear
no, it wasn't that il was the flies"
Country parson: "Oh ?"-Boston
Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

On every million gold coin shipped
from San Francisco to New York
there is loss by friction of from
800 to $3.50. This thing deters us
from shipping our millions. We shall
spend it right here.-San Francisco
Alta.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Detroit, Bay City & AIpena R.R'
Time Table No. z.

All trains run by the Nnetieth Meridian on Cen
trail Standard time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

While the union troops were march
ing through Maryland town during
Lees invasion, some of the straggler's
broke into bakery, and, as one of
them issued forth, bearing loaf of
bread on a bayonet, an Irish soldier
cried out, "Liftinintl Liftinint ! be
jabers, there goes man wild the staff of
of life on the point of death. South
Framingham Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

TRAINS GOING SOUTH. TRAINS GOING NORTH.
Mail and Express. Mail and Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

"Aurelia, darling"
Eyes, Arthur"
"You know we are soon to be mar
ried."
"Yes."
"And we should learn to be
economical in small things"
"Yes."
Hadn't you better turn down the
gas l"-Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15

Day and Evening Express daily, Sunday except
70. Night Express daily, Saturdays excepted
w. RUGGLES, Il. A. McEACHRAW,
Genl Pass. & Ticket Agt., Local Ag't,
Chicago Ill. Alger, Mich.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
The Niagara Falls Route.

Arrival and departure of trains noted below a
follows:
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Honest Bargains.

We believe in MAKING OUR LOSS NOW NOT WAIT
have bought this class of Goods. The Prices will
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-15
Doing ConeY Island.

"If you are going down to Coney
Island for the day." said New York
newspaper man to me, "don't tempt
'em. IL would be wrong"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
NOBoDY,s CHILD.
PHOEBE CARY.

Only newsboy, under the light
VI the lamp-post plying his trade in vain:
Zen are too busy to stop tonight,
Hurrying home through the sleet and rain,
never since dark paper sold;
where shall he sleep, or how be fed
ne thlnks as he shiyers there in the cold,
While happy children are safe abed.
LIZ 1T strange If he turns about
With angry words, then comes to blows,
When his little neighbor, just sold out,
Tossing his pennies, past him goes!
Stop !"-sOme one looks at him, sweet and mild
And q voice that speaks is tender one;
You should not strike such little child,
And you should not use such words, my son ~
Is it his anger or his fears
That have hushed his dice and stopped his arm
Don't tremble," these are the words he hears;
do you think would do you harm p
1T isn't that" and the hand drops down;
Il wouldn't care for kicks and blows;
Rut nobody ever called me son,
Because I'm nobody's child spose."
. men as We careless pass along,
Remember the love that has cared for you;
And blush for the awful shame and wrong
OF q world where such a thing could be true
Think what the child at your knee had been
If thus on ife's lonely pillows tossed;
And who shall bear the weight of the sin,
II one OF these little ones" be lost!
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

thought it wise to retreat in time.
Rebecca died at her residence on VIII
low street on Tuesday; December ID,
1881, in her eighty-n year. During
her last years, though old and feeble in
body, she was brave in spirit and strong
in patriotism. The two sisters were
wont to describe, in autograph notes,
which they sold to visitors, as ''the
American army of two in the war OF
1872" Miss Abigail was the drummer
and Miss Rebecca, her sister, who was
her companion in the ''army of two
was the fifer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
LEARN TElEGRAPHY s e; 4 ssss . sS:.
tons. Best chance ever offered. Ad. J. D. Brown
Mgr, Sedalia, No.
0ol]lRA Morphine Habit Cureo
bVU In 10 to 20 days. No pay
till cured. Dr.. j. STEPHENS, Lebanon, Ohio.

A child was born to the family of Viii
liam Underwood,nea Chattanooga, Tenn,
which is peculiar for its malformation. It
weighs less than two pounds, and has a
head the size of goose egg. The hair
grows profusely over the entire forehead,
there being no line of distinction as be-
tween the eyebrows and hair. The arms
are no longer than the index finger of an
adult Those are mere stumps, without
hands, and terminal in an elongation re-
sembling thumbs, but with out nails. The
legs are the same length, one foot has
only four toes, and the toes on each foot
are connected by film, giving the feet
the appearance of web feet. The child
has attracted wide attention. 1t is now
nearly week old and has the appear
ance of healthy child, but old ladies
predict its early death.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Clay Center Dispatch: The outlook
for good crop Of wheat in this valley
is very good. The recent wet 'murky''
weather has been favorable to this cereal,
and few warm days will turn the fields
into pastures green" We have been
in the state over sixteen years and never
saw wheat crop failure follow wet
and slushy March. Put this in your hat
and recall it when you harvest twenty
two to twenty-five bushels to the acre
in July. The ground is in excellent
condition for corn, the heavy SHOWS all
winter furnishing it with moisture and
new life. Well bet years subscrip-
ton to the o. c. W. that the wheat and
corn crops of 'S6 will equal those of 'S4.
Don't lose your grip. Plant corn, and
after You plant it, cultivate it thorough
ly and often.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Osawke Times: A Clark county farmer
killed over five hundred prairie dogs at
one time by putting strychnine in hot
water and soaking corn for four days in
the mixture. He placed five or six grains
Of corn at each hole, and next morning
the corn was all gone and the prairie
dogs too. He states that this must be
done before grass comes, as he thinks
the dogs would not touch the soaked
corn i they could get green grass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

GENTLY DOES DE-. WALKERS VINEGAR BIT
TERs relieve the constipated bowels; at the
same time time thoroughly toning their in
ner membrane and restoring their mechani-
cal action. Yet the result is wholly due to
nature, reinforced and sustained by the best
Vegetable alternative and tonic that ever
passed the lips of the sick and suffering.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Food makes Blood and Blood makes
Beauty. Improper digestion of food neces-
sarily produces bad blood, resulting in
feeling # fullness in the stomach, acidity,
heartburn, sick headache, and other dyspep-
tic symptoms. A closely confined life causes
indigestion, constipation, biliousness and
.oss of appetite. To remove these troubles
there is no remedy equal to Prickly Ash
Bitters. It has been tried and proven to be
J specific.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

We think We can cure bad case Of Back
ache quicker with one OF Carter's Smart
Weed and Belladonna Backache Pastors,
than by any other application, and after the
Backache is cured you can still wear the
plaster without discomfort for two or
three weeks or longer. This combination Of
Smart Weed and Belladonna is a great hit,
and it is hard to find any pain or ache that
will not yield to it. Price Is cents. Sold
by Druggists everywhere.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
CALIFORNIA AS IT rs.

Send for the best description of California ever
written, the whole state taken by counties and
described by the best qualified men in the state
A map attached, showing counties. towns and
cities. 1t will enable you to determine what part
wish to engage in. A splendid book for invalids,
giving fine description of the climate, and its
effects upon different diseases. Price, postpaid,
$lO0 Send for circulars to
il. HARLOW, Hanford, Cal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Piles, fstule, rupture and
structure radically cured Book of particu-
lars 10 cents in stamps. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

The Journal tells of Cawker City man
that attempted to give mule powder by
putting the medicine in glass tube
and then placing one end in the mules
mouth and the other in his own, intend
ng to blow the medicine down the
nimals throat, but the mule blew first
nd the man got the dose.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

A common advertisement in English
papers is: Wanted, by a lady of good con-
nection, the management of a frst-class
harN
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

"Merrily, merrily, shall 1 live now" the
little girl said, "for I'm not to be kept in
because of that horrid neuralgia. My man.
ma has bought bottle of Salvation OIL"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

The popular verdict is generally the right
one; and concerning DR.. Bulbs Coupb Svrnn
the people have long since decided that It Is
the best cough remedy ever introduced.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

1t is said that no less than one hundred
children were burned to death in Georpia
during the past winter. Most of them be-
lonped to coiored people.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

For Cuts, Calls, Old Sores, Scratch
es, Thrush, etc., use Stewards Heal
ing Powder, Is and SO cents box.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
Throw Physic to the Dogs"

-"Oatmeal kings" are found among the
moneyed men of Ohio.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

I'm Woodland prize fight is euphemis-
tically called a 'glove social"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Solomon was the first king that issued
an order for the heir to be parted in the
middle. California MareYick.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

"MoRE THAN ALL OTHER LUNG REMEDIES"
is what E. w. Fairman, a druggist at Dayton,
Ind, writes about the sale of Aliens Lung
Balsam. He has sold it for eight years, and
it gives satisfaction. Sold by all druggists
at 25c., &c., and $1.OO bottle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
. IS SAID an OLD ph!Los:

honest man with a lighted lantern,
and humanity has since been
seeking. an honest medicine by
the light of knowledge. It is found
In DR.. JONES' RED GLOVER
TONIC, which produces the most
favorable results In disorders Of
the Liver, Stomach, and Kidneys,
and is a valuable remedy.in Dys-
pepsia; also, debility arising from
malaria or other causes. tits a per.
feet tonic, appetizer, blood purI.
fer and a sure cure for ague. Soc.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

FIVE dollars saved yearly in boots and shoes by
using LYONS Heel Stiffeners cost only 25c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

There are 15O patents for manufactured
butter registered in the patent Office.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

1t is said that in the anthracite coal
fields of Pennsylvania between Shamokin
and Scranton there are about two thousand
persons who are members of the Greek
church.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

If cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso's Cur,
for Consumption and rest well.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

VIM. HANSCOM. of Oshkosh, Wis, who
was for seven years SO afflicted with piles that he
was unable to attend to business, is entirely
cured by the use of Coles CarbOlisalve. Price
q and 80 cents at Druggists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

"A new laboratory is being erected at
Yale college at cost of $3.50,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it %.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

The boy with the dirty face seems to
''want the earth. "-Pocifc Jester.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Non partisan election boards in Ohio
should prove to be good deals.-Pittsburg
Commercial
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
Trough on Coughs

though on Coughs"
"Ask for Rough on Coughs, /" for coughs, colds,
sore throat, hoarseness. Troches, 15c. Liquid
2G.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
When Baby wa sick, We Esvs her GastosiA.
When she was Child, she cried for CastoriA,
When she became Miss. she chung to CastoeiA,
1hsn abe had Children, abe gave than Castoeis

Boston has 1871 gas lamps and 4O1 cleo
trio lights.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

If the title of nuisance fits anybody it
Fitz John Pittsburg Chronicle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

"A bank cashier seldom goes off until
he is loaded, and then he makes no report
Lo,UeM Citizen.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

Hslnt GAissns are suffering with an
spiiputjjp spidlnais
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17

"A tongue that never talks scandal-The
tongue of shoe.-BOstoa Courier.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-04-17
Color the whiskers handsome brown or
black with Buckingham's Dye for the Whis-
kers.
If the liver is dsordered, the whole system
suffers. Ayers Pills correct this trouble.

"A little fire is quickly trodden out
Which, being suffered, rivers cannot quench.'
Procrastination may rob you of time, but by
increased diligence you can make up the
loss; but if it rob you of life the loss is ir-
remediable. If your health is delicate, your
appetite tickle, your sleep broken, your mind
depressed, your whole being out of sorts,
all such cases, Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery will speedily effect genuine,
radical cure-make new man of you and
save you from the fortunes of lingering
disease.