Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-17
BRIGHT BITS.

IF YOU only practice long enough at setting
a steel trap. you Will be sure to get your hand
IN H"cl nyt13. free Prose.
Az exchange has an article on "Busts in
Butter oar c0ntem uOrary's itea OF gOot
time are decidedly mild Buc1,ngton FREE
GENrLEMAN-"If the world owes every man
living, as you say, why don't you collect
yours.'
rramp-"T can't don't. The world has too
macy preferred creditors. '-Ne11 York Sun.
"WIEZOvGITGOvEITzKI is the name of
young Poiander at Cleveland .. Tnlsis
long am TO belong TO one Pole. II it wera
attached to Two o. more Poles 10 would an
swer for Autograph WIRE thathad got klnked.
--NelcU0f iHdeDeHdsHf.
"WH>r strange world" remarked Adolf
phus: While everyb0ds Is laughing at Us we
are laughing at every body cse.'
Replied Araminta: is IL posi- BILE that you
hnd somebody else to laugh att On come, now,
you must be Joking. "-Bosf2A Ira 7AcrlDt.
your little boy seems to be very intell-
gent said Il grocer to customer, whose lS-
months old child had, IN poinlng, SAID, lug
jug"
'Oh, yes. said the Gu toner, che knows
" hat Jug is. He was born ma PROM Dlt0n
town rkdasa1o Irdceler.
Is CANADA.-Fair Americaine-"Oh. we
are perfectly dehgh ed with the country, ana
a. TO NJ r. A., | DON'T thing an thing would
tempt him TO 20 back 60 the stdtes."
Biundering Canal an-"iudeed2 And-er-
/ beg vour pardon. be- was Il a bank or only
AN ordinary busness house with which your
husband was connucteu"'- Boston HoHscript
FANNIE Is q little girl VIII has blg way
doll d. a cotnpaAIou- A few davs ago NJ W
ster came to her house, and after afeW days
she went over TO neighbours "Well, Fan
ule.' said the lady, where your wax dohY'
OH she answered. turning mp her nose.
81 don't have nOthin' 10 do W!th wax babies
any 0rg. We've gOt @ meat baby at our
u HHaf .aNN Fttrr ma
-ETchange.
Ex- Conlf ss1oSEE or IND1AN AFFAIRS
SMITH saws ne never saw q bald -heSdet In
dlan. ana accounts for it N the theOry that
THE lndia's eat unhOit Ted -four The guile
es. ne ~ his man 70 re ro-ulug. Ii tue RED
Mans HAIR never fals Out us probA 'ie be-
clUre It's been yankg a out, and as i0i Ill r
eating .'unb tiUedh br -ad. it's notorious fact
that they bolt everything they swallow
PhtLDdeIptta Neaes.
A CHICAGO MAN. who had been appointed
receiver for a certain firm, Went to lawyer
and sked:
"Out Of about $4,000 passing through his
hand, Row much ought receiver TO profit.
Well. about 5000" was the reply. The re
criyer looked itisappo MED, and the lawyer
asked e he had expected more.
"Why. / can't possibly see what business
any one else has with the other $1,000, " he re-
piled. Wat Street Beaos.
DEDIC ATED TO CHARLES A. DANA
on in the chilly night
When bel clothes snugly bound me.
Tve heard she whlskered feilue5 light
In martial troops around me.
The spat of cats,
The hurled brick bats.
The careless words hen spoken
The eyes that shOne
The back fence or,
he panes Of glass now broken.
-PaHadeipA5d Item.
''NiY SON." said venerable man 10 a Young
one who stood by hrs side on the station plat
form "vOu are going away from home TO seek
YOUR fortune. Don't be in hurry 10 get rich.
rax things easy. Remember that every
thing comes TO him who wal.s.'
Il that SO. pa3'
"les. my son."
''WeI, Then, guess l won't go away "a
work. tut just wait around home for a few
wears more TO see what turns up. You own
500 acres Of land aud grist mill. and you
don't intend to live forever, do you dadP'--
Chic4go Neeos.
"Upou what peculiar feature are your prin.
| cipal colleges in the United states founded?;
see that President McCosh uas resigned from
Princeton"
at is copied closely from the English sys
temlof government
"HoW sOy
"Why, when your government finds itsel
/ beaten IN Parliamentary division, 1t grace
| fully resigns, don't it:'
YES
"Wcll. when one Of our college base or foo
bal teams is vanduished. the whole faculty
resign. throw up the sponge and step gOOl
I way down and along way out. See@'-
Dydke's kigasine.