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The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

All our Short End Lawns, including Black
and Fancy Organnies, &c.
Balance of our 0c Short End Satines at sc.
Balance of our i2Nc. Short End satlnes, in
GLIDING solid COlor' &c.
simpsons solid black short End Prints, &c.
1900 yards Of Pacific Furniture Print, short
ends, 6l6c.; these are noS goods.
1000 yards of Pacific Dress Prints, short
ends, be-; these are new goods.
Unbleachcd Short End Cottons, SIC.
Unblcached Shert-End Cottons, fun yard
wide and heavy, Dc.
unblcached short-End Cottons, full yard
wide. best, G1lc.
Bleached Short. End Cotton, Fruit of the
Loom, G3lc
Bleachod short-End Cottons, Dwight An
chOr 714c.
Bleached short.End 81 Pillow Case Cotton.
ShC.
Bleached Short End lO-I shectng, 15c.
Bleached Short-End 10 4 Sheetng, lie.
Unblcached Short End 1O.I Lockwood Sheet
ing 17c.
case short-End Blcachod Canton Flannel
&c.
DID. Amoskcas brand, good value, at 12c.
lot of Jerseys, broken sizes. warranted
perfect, 25c., but 10 sizes guaranteed.
1lot of all.wool Jerseys, full braided 'front.'
CSC; formerly Sl.49.
1CO No. % Gloria Umbrellas at $3.50; only
one to each urchaser.
1000 pair of fine Dado window Shades, &c.;
patent rollers and nickel crescents.
CThese goods Just arrived, but put In this
sale to make up a line of bargains.)
1000 pair of plain Shades, as good q quality
as Dado, 43c.; patent rollers and nickel cres
cents.
Solid Silver Thinbles, to close, csc.
Pleated Chemisettes, . buttons, 10c.
pieces 2l-inch Black Velveteen, 20c.
Sweet By-andBy Perfume, per bottle, 13c.
Turkish Bath Toilet Soap, per cake, PC.
All our Black and Fancy silk Mitts 1Sc.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
Why THIS IS THUSI THE BON MA7Ca::,

while the cry is "dul tines" II Is not so
with us, The reason' we are always present.
ing some now attraction to draw trade. 1t is
a;nis axe TO assume that everybody is out Of
town. You only find that out when you at
tempt to collect bills. But the presentation
of really good tasteful things at low prices
shows that there are lots OF people yet in
town, and, what Il more to
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
CHESAPEAKE { oRl1 RAILWAY
WASHINGTON, OHIO g. WESTERN R. r..

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT AUG. 1, 1886.
Trains viii leave from and arrive at B. l& p.
station, 9th and Il sts, as follows:
Leave Washington $40 a. m. Except Sun
daaX) and $40 p. m; daily, arriving at Round
Hill 1lAi a. m. and 7:l0p m. Returning, trains
leave Round Hill at 6.0S o. IN. daily and at
3:l5 p. M oaily except Sunday, arriving at
$40 a. III, and 5iS p. IN.
Monthly and quarterly commutation rates.
Ono thousand mile tickets, S2j.
II. BELL, Snperintendent
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
nea,h Of acoree a. TrunnelI.

The city lost prominent business man
yesterday in the death OF Mr.. George II,
Trunnell, which occurred at Beltsville,
where he had been for some weeks on ac-
count OF ill health. The funeral will take
place Saturday from Ascension Church, and
interment will be made ut Rock Creek
Cemetery.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

At Smiths reliable iustallment house
you will find full line Of chamber. par
lor, dinipg-room and kitchen furniture,
carpetings, etc, for sale on easy weekly or
monthly payments. No. 4J2 Pennsylvania
avenue northwest
IROS sAPEs repaired. KCEHING,
4l9 Twelfth street northwest.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

Antique ASH Chamber Suites, all the rage;
Ash Wardrobes, - -; Ash Extension Ia
blcs, 81 30; 6 Walnut Canc.s seat Chairs,
$3.50; large Carp-seat Rockers 81 rs; La
dies size, $l25; Walnut Pirlor Suites, $50,
good value pt $40; Walnut Marble top
Chamber Suites, $50; Walnut Marble-top
Tables, 60 50 Ash Chamber Suites, $3.50;
Walnut Hat Racks. 50; Walnut Hair Cloth
Lounges, 50 80; Il Kitchen Chairs, light or
dark, 81: Cbildrcu's High Chairs or Rock
ors, 45c. very large Walnut Wardrohe5
SIS: China Closets, SlO;G Cane seat Chairs.
$685.. Place your orders now; don't wait
for the advance In prices.
WM. IL. DuNN's,
31l Seventh Street NorthWest
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
Excursions TO Cape May and Allan
tic City, Via Pennsylvania Rail

Every Friday, commencing on the 10th
inst, during the months of July and Au-
gust, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
will sell round-trlp tickets to Cape May and
Atlantic City at the very low rate Of s..
train, which reaches the seashore In time
for early tea. The tickets will be good to
return within five days.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

John Kudden's popular installment
houses, $50 and 932 Seventh street north
west, are filed TO their utmost capacity with
all kinds Of furniture, rugs, carpets, clocks,
styles and sizes Of cooking aud other
stoves. These goods will be sold very low
for the summer for cash or on easy pay
ments on the installment plan.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
nAupnars
GKt.AT
PEHgSYlVANIA ROUTE.

PE.H%SYlVANlA ROUTE
10 the North, west ard Southwest.
Sted Rals. Magnificent Eq,ipment.
In rrFEoT JUNE 10, 1886.
Trains isage Wa'djEgton, .roS station, corner
For Pttsburg and the West, Chicago Limited
Express of Palace Sleeping Cars at $50
n T,rdihIyn; daily; Fast Line, e9;5o 9 m daily 70
sleeping cars from Harrisburg to
CINCINNATI md hotel car TO St Louis: daily
except saturday 70 Chicago, with sleeping
at I;lo p IN daily, with sleeping cars Wash
ington To chicago, and Harrisburg to Clevo-
land, conr recting a. Harrisburg with West
ern express, with through sleepers for
Louisville and st. Louis. Pacific express,
1Op m daily for Pittshurg and the West,
with through sleeper Harrisburg to Chi
cago.
BALTIMORE n POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Erie. Canandagua, Rochester, Buffalo,
Magma, 10 p m daily except Saturday, with
palace cars Washington to Rochester.
For Willismsport, Lock Haven and Elmlra at
D:bO NJ InilJ except Sunday
For New lorl, and the East, 7:i5, o and II
m, 2. i15, 10 and | 90 pm. on Sunday,
poo u m, 2, 4:15, 10 and II 30 p M Lin.
tied express of Pullman parlor cars, $40
m and 800 p m daily except Sunday.
For Boston without change p m every day.
For Brooklyn, N. Y, all through trains con.
ntct VI Jersey tIty with boats OF Brooklyn
annex, aflording direct transfer to Fulton
street, avoiding double feriiage across New
York city.
For Philadelphia 715, o and II a M, 2, d:15,
600, 10 and 11:2O p m. on Sunday. % n
m, 2, d:15, 600, 10 and 1 1 90 p IN. Limited
express, ,O:dO m and $3.50 IN daily ex-
cept Sunday.
l1:0U q. m, 1905. 2. 300, i16. 4:23. 4i0
600, 7:10, 10 and 11:2O p. in on Sunday,
u, 9:bO, II a. M, 2, d:15, 600, 71O, 10
and II 30 y. m.
For Popes Creek Line. 7;15 n IN and I:ao D
m daily except sunday,
daily except Sunday. sundays, Ga m, d:15
I'm.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG
RAILWAY AND ALEXANDRIA 81
WASHINGTON RAILROAD.
For Aloxaudrla, q, 7OJ, 9:2b, lO.55 and
1l:J5 a. IN, 2:O5, i25 i;95, G:Oi. sos and
1857 ?. NJ. On Sunday at g, 9:25. 1855
a. m, 500 p. m.
For Richmond ard the South, O, 1oB5 am
daily, and d:3a p m daily except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington,
6Oh. 8, 10 1910 m, 1, 305, 80 8, $40,
700 and iOi2 pm and 1910 midnight, ex-
cept Monday. un sunday at 8 and 1910
m, 7.o5, 1912 y m and 1910 night.
Tickets ana Information at the onioe. north
east corner OF 18th street and Pennsylvania
avenue, ana at the station, whero orders can
be left Tor the checking of baggage to desti.
nation from hotels and residences.
CHhS. Il. PUGl. General Manager,
j. r.. WOOD. General Passenger Agent.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
"1laerney Dairy Wayons.-

Fresh Alderney butter, churned every
morning and delivered In ! ID "Ward"
prints, 35c. per to. Also cottage cheese;
buttermilk and sweet milk, SC. per OF.
Cream, l5c. per pit.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
WASHINGTON CRITIC


ktrAuGu's- Washington Summer Opera
Company IN "Thc Merry War"
z MR,MusEUM-- Miller's great play, "'i9."
rANoRAMA-Se Secopd Battle Of Bull Run.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

and other resorts should not fail to buy
one Of those book TASKS, entitled "Tangle
wood Tales" which are so interesting and
convenient to all travellers. To be had only
at Drivers, sos Pennsylvania avenue north
w
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

For the celebrated 81 Quaker City Shirts
60 TO Douglass, 522-534.526 Ninth street.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

LIGHTNING RODS manufactured and
erected. KUEuLISG.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

SPEAKING TUBES and electric work.
KuEULISG.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
One Dollar KOGnd-Trip Rate to An
nspoIis via Baltimore and Ohio

Railroad.
The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad man
agement announces rouud-trip rate of
81 to Annapolis August 10. Tickets good
on day OF issue only.
This arrangement will enable our citi-
zcus TO visit the ancient capital of Mary
land, and also witness the unyeling of the
monument erected 10 the memory of the
grand old Revolutionary nero DR.. kalb,
Trains leave the Baltimore and Ohio
Railroad Station ut GAO II. M, 1910 aud
4:30 p. m.
Remember the old reliable line.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

REAL imported gloria cloth umbrellas.
The genuine only. No limitations. Doug
lass, Ninth street.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

"A modern miracle worker-st. Jacob's
Oil. II conquers pain.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
Visitors to Esay Ridge

WM IL. DuNN's,
81 Seventh Street Northwest.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20
OUR PURPOSE,
They are ready to buy. We opened last week
old fogics would open their eyes
IN ASTONISHMENT

If they could only see the number of people
who avniled themselves of our Offering. Wo
troduco Fall Hats right ON the top of Straw
ones, but why shouldn't we make
The Washington critic., 1886-08-20

Fail Neckwear-Scarfs-a popular prices
Scarfs. Ties, etc, are usually considered as
exclusively neckwear; but what Is tho mat
ter with collarsP We are strong on Collars;
in fact, We have an unusually large stock,
owing to the fact that we anticipated
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23
pRoFEssoW CANE.

A party n smart young students ~ a
eeiain town IN Kentucky conceived the
brilliant idea lls, Water Of haEing their
new Professor. IL vas decided after
much delibsisiion 20 invite him coon.
hunting. And after leading him about in
the wood, until completely be~ildsr,d 20
abandon bin. and ls, him hnd biz way
back 10 the settlement Or remain in the
wool, N night. Nos. - The Professor
~, = stranger and weighed over two
hundred pounds. this scheme seemed too
funny Tor anything. and many a hearty
laugh dI they have over it. The inyii'
alton wss given and accepted the Ap-
pointed nigh, came. cold ani clear. Nth
several fest Of snow on the ground Ev'
eDthing moved along a. arranged The
Professor seemed guilele,s and unsuspec.
ting. bot beneath hi. puffy eyeld' nos
and then CLEANED an amusing twinkle.
They had plodded through The Sow hf
several houls. aud the leader wss about
10 give the signal 10 di.psrss when The
Professor sank 10 The .roaai with groan
q agony.
"Oh, Oh" h. moansj. "ons u my a.
tacLs sgain For mercy's sake, boys.
e, me % a place Of shelter or I'm 'deAd
man"
Talk about scared boys. Here thy
we're nearly five mile. fmm the nearest
house and an apparently dying man on
their hands. Something must be done
and quickly. too. \ ldier was hastily
improyi.ed. and With coats icr cu'hion',
the Professor ~as gsh,ly laid thereon and
homeward they started, a soiry SET Of
practical jokers taking iurns AZ carrying
their massive pfeccp,or.
No, a sound va. heard bat the means
Of the Professor and the gums Of the
students. Who were sirainlng every nerve
10 keep from josiling The p,ti,at Aiier
What seemed a score Of miles. the weary,
bodnggled fellows c,sfully lo~ered their
burden 10 snatch a fes minutes resi be-
fore entering the village, which was with
in a stone. throw. when what vas their
,urpn.e to see the Professor lei'urely
arise from his comfortable couch and
cody observe;
much obliged. boys much obliged.
Bu, one word. The mex, time ] wanted
to play practical joke. | would sslse, an
invalid Tor a subject" and with aehuekle
he strobe off.
And those by. "a, there in the nov
and s~ore until they melted a place about
them Of half an acre.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23
TIE MAGICIAN's uNrRusrwoR.
THY CONFEDERATE

A magician well knosn ia these parts
was TO give a performance one evening
In a Western town. and In q Of his
trick. needed a confederate. The porter
Of the hotel AZ which he was staying was
a eolorsd man. and A. be Sas backing
bis shoes. the Magician secosisd him ~
follows
"Going 10 the show this evening"
ayes. mAssa. spec, be-"
"Wsll, Sambo, here IL q ticket for a
sea, in the from, row and | wan, you 20
take this silver dollar with the marks
across the eagle and when ! ask you hr
Il. during the Performance. want you
to take IL Gu, and give il to me. When
the show l. over | will give I, 70 you 70
keep DO you understand
Eyes. mAssa. I'll be dab AL right,
.uah," and he Poeks,ed the dollar. with
a grin.
The trick vas. said the magician.
''to procure a silver dollar from some
bona fie spectator and then 10 mark i
across the eagle 20 that IL owner would
know IL again. IL i needless 20 add
| marked I, in the same way A. ! had
marked the dollar given the oolored man.
Everything seemed all right. and OBJ
tanned a dollar without trouble from a
man Who was sure be would know u
again from my mark. Then | glanced
down and saw Simbo in bis seat much
interested in the proceedings. Next. ]
explained 10 the audience that proposed
10 take that silver dollar and place u Ia
my gun and fire the charge AZ the audi
enee. whereupon the dollar would be
found IN the pocket Of onc Of the 'Pctia-
tors. Instead Of putting the coin IN the
gun. | palmsd IL. Of course, AID then
banged away. Approaching the foot.
lights. a. As The smoke cleared
away, | looked around ~irquihngly. - II
hesilaiing as 10 the exact direction in
which the coin hal gosc Finally. a. II
by accident. my eye fell uPoa Slmbo and
| remembered.
"'Ahi our eolot,d friend there, IN the
front row.. has the dollar Come. my
good man. please bring !, forward
"sambo ,huhlsd In hs seat uneasily.
And then said. dosgedly. i hhin'I 90, no
dollar. boss
leone. come. said !. .iernly. 'doa't
deceive me, shot the dollar right iaio
Jour PICKETT
"'Yc.. masA. | knows you gate me a
dollar. bat as long a. you said ! could
hab !, after the show. | thought there
warn', no harm In my buying some beer
II you want. ii. ds ehile'' 20, nine,y.tve
cent. q Il LEFT
The howl Of laughter iha, greeted
,hi. unexpected reply Vas greater than
my mnniss, ,fofi. ever won. passed
I, ~ d. bee, I could, and Afterwards
chose my eoni,derAis' With greater de-
e%re.ion.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23
nsctaIIas AND BURNSIDE

The recent death ~ General McClellsn
leaves BOT lev living u those unfortunate
COMMANDERS who found themselvo un'
equal 10 the great responsibilities plaoel
al.m them during the civil var. lim-
lie. IIalleck. Fighting joe" Hooker,
anl ether. hal passed. away r'i,rc him.
hanorcl hy the nation they hsi scrsci,
aacr having livcl down the lr~tile criii.
eism their official acts had exdtssi. Equal
Justice will h. done 10 General Mcclellan,
AMI q true estimate q his ahiliti- a. an
Organizer AMI a soldier will be rcOniei.
In his political ambition the genial Burn.
tide was hr more successful than bis oil
COMMANDER, and death found hin, a senator
nom Rhode Island. Mcclellan might
have been a cabinet ohccr bot iof heional
quauels In New jersey which made his
appointment ineHpelieni.
Rhode lsiand'. devotion 10 her hand.
son,e senator ILLUSTRATES happy charac-
i%cristic II the smallest State which It'll
distinguishes her. General Burnside was
not native Il Little Rhply having
come east from Indiana but ha bal the
right timber In him. AMI wasmadc governor
and anerwari senator u his aloptrl State
The sane spirit may he seen In her oti.
fens to-day In their hearty feocption II
that which will H. II benefit % them. 4
cisein points lhaio q Mr.. John 4. Bishop.
II Central Falls u l., who tells this
story.
"for eighteen years I suffered With
neuralgia anil never got any relief until
iook Alhlophoros AMER that had oIrci
me n the disease I became afflicted with
static rheumatism. fr vhich | sas treaiei
hv two doctors. Neither q thetn db me
any rrrl. In fact | grew wurse under their
treatment. Again | began taxing Aihlo-
phoros, AMI. strange a. u NAV sem. relief
came almost instantly. The pain alaici
=, that | vas able n gct arounl In les
than ihrvc DAYS. and A. daily grcs
stronger the rheumatism leA mo alto
c,thcr.'
Mrs : +. Cos. Of No. q Dsllsy Street,
Providence. can confirm this seemingly
~vonieral arc cut u her = errerencc.
She avs;
20 HiftN NNAfh sAHfftN WIN mus
oilar rheumatism. during which time !
usei every known remcly anil all sors II
prescriptions from physicians Mtmo
wonl gain a little relief. but only tur a
short pefisl. amer which the disease vuull
attack me 18th rcncEcl violence II vas
While vas suffering n 81 hc-c very
.svsrc attacks that a friend spols D. M n
ihe wonders ~Aihlophoros vas iuing AMI
advised me b. try a. dd pta luiile
snl In to- DAYS amer beginning IN No. u
uas "a nv fcci. ~Aihlophor- l. nv kert
he my house AMI u lcokci upon a. inils
pnahlc ltisthe greatest prtaniion |
rs.r knes n anl ill cure rheumatism
Iu,t A. u b. claimcl Il vill DO"
NJ J u ranc one IT the rs~i prom.
.n,nt citizens of W~itiiic. e.. whore be
has pleasant l1mc on contain str-t. is
o~li,poksn Ia Do. pni~ 10 Aiioph'fls
Il ~ Mt thin. there So ANY oirc ~
rhcnm,iism o. avs "lui ! a1i rlraaI
o. ut hal there iinn ih1i BE- BE- SOD
r- Three does ~ b citri rr eIl .i
O. csrausm
ff ri41H GO AwforunH = fulf or
aHi f rfrrrs III wf
n... .fI.r. Hr f
81 N.I NM ntH DC
I' H''.- .f
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ut HIDDEN nIRps.
MARTINS GRANGE. VI,

~
Dcdr Nan.
Robluais going North with Mrs Cisfk,
have seen her on board the care, She
goes from Bangor 20 L~snesboro. please
post Richsri when 10 meet her s. there
will be . crowd she car tAke t"s-likely
enough-with Mrs. Hawkins Baysrd Gov.
ren, Arthur Brent, goose he is,l Jsek
Daw son and Ohio Rioles are 10 b. there
petty chaps); they are learning 10 spar.
r0wdies call them.
These cold snsps nip every orange and
TIE children are p0uting
shall have tn get q new butcher. Bird
sends Bob or widgc on the cart, and
Charles wants ~ Try . new man. Kills
Wall owed rs . little and brought q fowl
log piece In payment, 80 fnnklin. N,ti
ant Jack have tone 10 Rampant Ridge
cunning with Charlie King. fishsrmen
srs golng by 10 Bsrbst's Brook with fam.
ing outfits. have been reading "A night
ln Galeua,~ and eating . banana Birds
are singing In the shea Glen Efic rakss
The yard and Nell Is makiug . "hoFius
slccus." Hattie Mefgsuser has . Zoe one.
Ruth rushes 20 and FRO bsisiick In hand.
her pink buniiug streaming behind, she
does not behave herself Ia church even.
Tel Annie Craze | have q new velvet hat,
cardinal. bird In front, plumes and wax
wlrgs on side.
what shall you bring the children Your
ret. jamie. a Iingi Oussl some candyi-
though I tell him sugar rois teeth Mag.
pier glass; your brave nephew frsut. =
whip; poor willard wants a walnut crack
er. also . thermometer. the built usually
strong has broken In ours.
This letter l. foil OF ehif chsd Excuse
H. Can q rye cake taste gootf NV dar'
ling. rouse yourself and come and sec, We
have q Zoe piece Ia our isld.
Farewell,
Lisf,s RdooA.
ALICE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23

Cl,riNG Ills lloIOscorE Col Sempier
Mcbride. ~ Austin. Texas. while Ia New
York on a visit. real the Advertisement OF
. %clalrvOyAht In a morning paper. lie
vent 20 the female fortune teller % have
hi. horoscope east She cast horoscopes
with . dirty psck ~ cards. which she
spresd out Gu the table.
you will marry al unusually wealthy
lady ard be very happy Every hing In
your past. present aud future IL an open
took 90 me"
Il suppose you now everything about
ny fltur,i' said the Colonel.
'Noi only about Jour future, but about
yOur past and present"
"Its wonderful incompf,henslhlr. Good
morning. madame"
''iIoli on Tiers. A dollar, n you please
sali the female wizard. holding oct her
hand.
well, that 4. strange. You know ev-
eryihiug about my past, present ani IA
,urr, and you didn't know ! len all my
money with The clerk OF the hotel before |
started oui 20 have my fortune told. us
wonderful. lneomprehenslble," remarked
the colouel, a. be passed out-Tpi'
SinfHgs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23

HI wAs LINE All rm GEEAr MrS.
The young man fingered neAr,he man
aging editors desk. waiting f9r an APP
pointmen, on the regular staff.
.'Ba, you drink - said the manager.
wishing to let the candidate down easy.
YES" .aid the young man 80 did
Alexander the Great.
"And you are a dude," glaneing a. the
youths dsndihed dress.
$50 WAS DisrAeli"
"And you are a liar
$50 was Napoleon BOnaparte."
"And you are head and ears in debt
Like Alexander Dumas
"And you are a g%lut,on'
$50 WAS Peter the Great
and you swear occasionally
$50 did George Washington
"You sre liable TO get drunk
like Daniel Webster"
"You are no, a college man
"Nelther was Lincoln"
Anu tncn lOu "iNe "'e'S"ee'' !"
legible hand
"I.ike Horace Greeley"
"And you can't make a sPteehs'
Like Grant"
swell" said the manager, ~plunging
into a heap Of manuscript, anyhow We
don't wan, you ; you won't do. Good
morning"
The young man turned away exceed.
ingly sorrowfal. "l,'s no sort OF use.
be said; "a fellow combines in his own
brain and person the traits Of all the
grea, men nom Alexander to Grant, and
can't even get a place on the brooklyn
Eagle. This world Is growing too fAs,
for genius
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23

A REALLY INV JokE.-wife Tread.
ing the paper)-"well. | declare II that
isn't the queries, thing I ever heard or
Husband-"whst's thats'
wife-"why. here in the paper 10 IN
seeoan, Of = wedding up in Manchester.
and among the wedding presents was =
ball.tsrrier given TO the bride by her
father"
Husband-.I don't see anything odd
about that. She vas the old mans
youngest daughter. wasn't she
wife-"Ys,. bu, What has that got
to do With III"
Hu.band-"why. Of course, II abe and
all the rest were married, he had no
further use for the dog.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-03-23

That oh established Cough Kennedy
Downs's Hllxir,-still more than holds It's
own In tie public estimation, despite
sharp and sctlve composition. IL II =
''home remedy" and In this locality needs
no words OF praise from us, 50 well and
fsyorably known Is II. II Il the standard
remedy for Coughs, Colds, and all Throat
Troubles, with great numbers OF or peo-
pie, and their continued use and unsollcit-
ed recommendation OF IL speaks volumes
Il. It's fsvor.-BuriiHgioA, ", Free Press,
.Jdasdy 20, 1852.