The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
BRIC-A-DRAC.
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GLACIERS take pleasure in the thought that
this is a world of panc> -
E-bniform prices What the tailor charges
for soldiers clothes.
You can always get bottle of perfume
ry for scent.
The fisheries question-Is there anything
left in the pocket flash?
If you find you cannot succecd-suc
cumb.
One need not be brilliant writer to cX-
press himself in glowing terms.
Young man, never say to your sire: "You
might go, father, and fare worse"
Perhaps the music of Thomas and Maria
may not inaptly be called catchy.
The tramp who entered bakery and
stole loaf Of gingerbread took the cake
Natures most becoming drcss-thc close
of the day.
Effectual destruction of weeds marrying
q widow.
Man proposes, woman accepts, if the col
latcrals arc good.
1t is not believed that the President will
veto his wedding bills.
No chicken pic blooms on the ccholcss
banks Of Salt River
| VCOuntry cousins are beginning to receive
letters from their city relatives.
Better to have loved short girl than
never to have loved tall
Every nice young lady who has Il bach
clor guardian should feel encouraged now
If you want to communicate with the
fnny tribes of the sea first drop them line.
When one splits his side with laughter he
should run until he gets q stitch in them.
In answer to the question, "Is life worth
living?' we reply that it all depends on the
liver.
1T is between the acts at the thcatcr that
| man is most liable to have an attack of
the g'out.
Buy bar soap by the quantity. Keep it
where 1t will dry, and it will go much
farther in using
| 1t is sure sign that The fools are not all
dead when fat man tries to he dude aud
wear tight pantaloons.
| Letter go! y exclaimed Flippant-talkcr
| dropping misSive into tho box on the street
near DIR. Dliot's drug store
Maine seems quite willing to 90 over and
thrash Canada, provided some one will hold
| the Canadians till she does it.
We always knew this administration
would get itself into trouble before il fin
i6hcd its term.
Brother Blaine is everything and cvory-
where In these days. Isn't lie a little too
previous for the summer of 1888?
If the poets can only be kept quiet the
country may yet recover from the excite
mcnt attending the Presidents marriage.
With what ticndish glcc the Frcnchman
will greet the news TINT the bicycle hes
been introduced into the German a,lny.
"Ies," SAIL PQdgcr'S wife, 'the devil
has clovGn foot, and the man who has n
clovcn breath is on the way to him."
Thorc is 'g0ncnoss" about tho GIRLS
focllngs who has boon luyiShing her smil, s
exclusively on students.
Come, swallow, come, for thee wait,
sings poet, for whom, apparently, the 81.
loon keeper will put nothing more ON the
slate.
= What is home without paper what
are all the joys we meet, when we're irno.
rant OF tho topics that are talked Of on the
street,
VA Harlem girl wants to know "ir it is
true that kissing cures freckles." Wouldn't
say positively. but simple recipe like this
is worth trying.
A Western journal heads an article, "a
lllnatic escapes and marrcs Il widow"
Escaped, eh? We should say he got
caught.
:. 81 do love dressr' exclaimed Il young So
ciety belle. Then / should think YOU
bachelor
A contemporary says Miss Folsom's pho.
tograph has been copyrighted. Her news
To ho,- Eno n
WrOnged.
The blockade against Greece has lust
been raised in Europe, while on this side of
the water Congress is lcgislating against
olcomargarinc.
If the railroads continue to water their
stocks in the future as they have done in
the past locomotive that can't swim wont
bc worth a cent.
IN Atlanta is waning. The crowds are very
light and there are not more than a dozen
ladies in attendance.
High Exccutioncr in ''Thc Mikado" are
becoming stale don't style them chcstnuts.
Call 'em Ko ko-nuts.
Senator Edmunds approves the Presi
dents marriage in good round terms. After
that there could be no possible objection to
1t even if it were not too late
That genial brute, John l.. Sullivan,
threatens to write book. He evidently
wants to fight threc-round match with the
helpless English language.
Mgersoll's sweeping assertion "that moth
ing is ever lost staggcrs our faith in him.
If he cXccpts umbrellas he can restore the
religious harmony between us.
Rip Van Wrinkle was foolish to 90 out
and sleep on damp mountain for twenty
years. He might just as well have clcrkcd
in store that did not advertise.
An Atlanta man is dying from the bite of
q mule. When mule becomes dangerous
at both ends it is time to.propound the CO.
nundrum: Whittier are we drifting2"
If IT. tic signs are in vogue among the
drummer associations, it may safely be
assumed that the new member experiences
little difficulty in catching on" to the grip.
The question which seems to be troubling
some members Of the House is whether but
ter or buttcrinc would be the cheapest to
grease the political machinery of their dis
trict with.
1t always surprises a man when he dis.
covers that q woman is not q coward But