The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-12-14
WANTS A HUSBAND,
Another Fair One Who Pines for
u Partner Seeks the
BaZOO.

The BAzoo recently published a
letter from a young lady, who,
through its fundamentally bad Sc
cured husband, and as one "gOod
turn deserves another" here is another
applicant for matrimonial honors
who will be heard. Presumably this
time it is widow, dear rollicking
widow, who has lost her mate and Is
bubbling over with affection and other
things, and wants to find some one on
whom to lavish the superhuity. The
BAzoo hopes, as great stickler for
the home and dOmesticity which tends
to elevate mankind, that the appeal
of the fair writer will meet with a
ready response. There are plenty of
men who need and should have wives,
such as she represents herself to be,
and, no doubt, they will be pleased at
the opportunity which is now within
their grasp. Here is the letter:
Dear Mr.. Sunday BgzOo:
viii you please hunt up husband
for me? My faith in advertising has
always been strong, and since the sue
cess of "Miss Ida May Jones'" | am
confident / can do by the same course
what / cannot do alone. Let it be
understood, | am not q woman
whom nobody wants to marry. The
trouble is, to find the right kind of
man, and one who pleases me, and
perhaps if L describe him to you, and
you publish my description, he will
come to me, while otherwise l might
never meet him. Also let it be un-
stood that l will not marry for money,
home, position, or anything
EXCEPT COMPREHENSIVE,
and in the event of bargain being
completed. should learn subsequent
ly that | had been cheated, | would
at once express my disapprOval by
leaving him to feather his own
nest" alone. Thus you see
it will be useless for any one who is
not sincere in his intention to reply to
this.
The applicant for my hand must be
a large man as | dislike seeing the
wife inferior to the husband in the
matter of size, he must be somewhere
near the age of forty years of age, as /
object to the wife being the senior
member of The firm. He must not
smoke nor swear, he must not drink
whisky or anything else that will
create offensive breath for | do not
want a husband | cannot kiss. He
must resign himself to passing his leis-
ure time at home, for | should estab.
lish positive rule to be unnecessarily
absent from home about as much as he
was. He would not be troubled with
the
MANAGEMENT OF MY MONEY
for have none to manage myself. /
would give him more love,
though, than he knew what to
do with, provided he furnished me
the same amount. | should not spec
tally insist on his supporting me as /
could do that myself. | should not |
object, however, but would positively |
refuse to provide for him. | am
strong and well, not very old, and not
Unlocking
Will some man who thinks he would |
fill the bill, and who wants a really
good wife please answer this. By the
way, almost forgot to say that the
fortunate man will not be burdened
with poor relations, no father. in-law,
no mother-in.law, sister-in-law, brother
Euucles, aunts or cousins, and
no step children. l should expect
him to live on vegetables principally,
which | could cook if no one could be
found to cook them for us.
Address letter to
HELEN Try. BAZOO Office.