The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-11-11
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TIE snsstssi train boy George FrsS
css 10 Lss souih.
Todd ccssly has vossd against liquor
Krsssshy u fsiI 81 psssdoss-
-~il's iAlas harisone yorpg boiler
maker 10 uyss himself Tor lie.
"A newspaper article 10 Leadsd. Earth
Qssls Lcrf Thai u right he lover tbs
better.
HE " foa are tho only college girl
evss iiksJ. She Why. how sos Hs oh,
the 0shefs knos 40 much.
Nov buy the sinier's fuel You will
make money BY getting coaisd before the
srxtLss does.
II doat sec the point. but realize W
force. said the man. When bee settled 90
The back Of bia meek
"A cfcss old bachelor suggests thst
births should b. announced under The
bead Of nsu music.
SAN : Why arc lawyers like Ashes'
Pomp Why. don't you ssei Cause dsy
an 20 fond Of debate,
An exchange Gays salt isa remarkable
remedial agent 30 Il IL indeed. II has
bess hsoua 70 surs even ham.
: Some men are born great. some have
greatness thrust upon them. and some are
never chosen sAliius delegates u I'll.
TIE Boston clergy are discussing
Lay Work 10 Churches" Seems 70 rs
tina. . church IL singular place TO keep
hens
III is 40 open question whether Jonah
vas the frat s~crsssy Of the navy. or Of
the interior.
EIghsy-ooe and quarter tons Of qui-
nine we're used 10 this country during the
past year. YET that did not prevent the
shake IL Chasleston.
Creditor like TO know when you
am going 10 pay that little bill Of mine.
Debtor Zee here I'm not going into
any details with you regarding my private
affairs.
When the rumble Of an earthquake is
heard II doesn't take Charleston woman
long 10 put on her bonnet and get ready
10 90 out
A coroner's jury 10 Dakots,has found
that the deceased "csme to her death
from . frlonions desire to reach happy |
hereafter"
THE education board Of Minneapolis |
has excluded the Bible from the public
schools" "whst fort" There Vas too
much in Il about St. Paul"
WA that yonr vita l heard talking
just no~f" Il guess not She's closed
forrepAis'' What dye mean'" '-She
has gone to the dentists"
"A Tennessee court has closed . term
in which six murderers escaped conviction,
by sending . hungry woman to prison
Tor two years for stealing quart Of but
termiik
'I'll make you dance, cried an irate
mother. parsuiDg her son with . slipper
10 hand Then, remarked the juvenelic,
rvs shall have bAwl."
Old Hsckensac There. Eirl There's
my daughters pictured Isn't she beam
~ Young HsIrbrain- -Charmingi A
face. She resembles her moth, Z.
presume
WHY will girls marry their infe-
riorsa' asks DR.. Mary Walker. Bless
your dear. lonely. tough old heart, Mary,
because they cant lind their equals. It's
marry nea o. nothing, yon knew.
N I, II said woman never quite f,rg,ts
no man Who has once asked her hand in
nsrri.gc Nor does aman ever forget the
Woman whose baud be has asked in MR. ,
'iasr naless Il IL gained.
"A little city boy vho had just return
ID from his first visit on farm gave this
leg ipuob 81 butter making: "You
'ught 70 see how auutis makes butter With
barrel and broomstickl''
Where are wc 10 look for our rising
'onna urn? Not IL The street cars any,
,os. esclsimed Mrs. Shoddy. mo. my
lear. Z rsriird Mr. & lyon will find them
u The elevator"
"A citizen. scared by Virgins earth
quake predictions. sept bis Two haIi-gr, vn
,oys toa friend IN the country, A few
lays latter the friend wrote bin: "Dear Q
',r: Please take your boys lack aud ,end
IL The -sr,hquste
v Old Jsw Nov. kssc, my lessls. dear
10Y. you preaks de glass aud rms away
aisbiy quick Den boilers ''Glsss bud
log. an gets big job Young Boy
iul val viii fgeif Old Jew Your w.
on get der exercise
Young Mother : Bless his little heart
les the sseesesi baby ever came from the
kies. believe all the angels 10 heaven
ave sbo~ered him With sifta Young Pa
Wei. ! vish Gabriel hadn't given bin .
b trumpet Tor voica
appreciation Of The Amsrican love for :
osk Vas shown BY Judge Who answer
! the question. ''Can man rstirs from
asinspls si,h he reply He can. but