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CLEANING. DYEING. &c.
.coKs. srA,sONEgY. &c.

EOR SALE, ENCYCLOPEDIAS
l. James Parton. the celebrated historian
and biogrspher, says "that in every house
where there is placed net OF Appletons
family 10 college" This great work al the
VOLUMES (seventeen)-at So per volume, can
be obtained at one time, on small monthly
payments, by addressing CYCLIC, THIS ONCE
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POSTPONEMEST.

POSTPONEMEST.
The above sale is postponed TO
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER "a. 1885,
at O'Clock p. NJ. ". L.. COWARDIN.
no l2,l4,17,2l, 23&2f Trustee.
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Tie elegantly -renuiit SLd tst ste1 7lsF
ARIEL,
carrying United states AdA)
Captain De- o
leaves 6icumOud every
MONDAY. WEDNESDAY. ami Fk!DAf n
IA. NJ. (BKDA DISTRICT CARS Con NETT
IL FULL TIMED fOr ebove-naned places.
arriving al Norfolk al 300 p. VI. Return
ing. the steamer leaves Norfolk and Sew
port News on alternate days, arriving Al
Richmond al 4.S0 4. NJ.
Through tickets 10 above-named points
on sale on steamer and at Carriers Agency,
1000 Main street Baggage checked through.
ETATE-kCOMS ENGAGED FOX DAY
or NIGHT
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Two years ago | contracted blood poison.
After taking prescriptions from the best
PHYSICIANS here and at Dallas. concluded
10 visit Hot Springs and on reaching TEX
srkans a doctor recommended me TO try
Swift's Specific, assuring me that IL would
benefit nae more than Hot Springs. AL
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FrnyAN TUrPER, Auclloneor.
BY Frank ID. Hill 4 Co.,
Zeal Estate AuctiOneers,
No. @ north Eleventh street.


COMMISSIONERS SALE OF FlF-
~ TY- EIGHT FEET OF LAND FRONr-
ING on SPRING STREET NEAR PINE
STREET. AND THIRTY FEET Or LAND
ON CATHERINE STREET NEAR HAN
COCK STKEE1.-By virtue OF decree OF
the Ctancery Court Of the city OF Rich
mond, eniered November rs, 1854. IN the
suits Of steers ard olS. IS. Wrlghts admin
i,trator ana Wrights administrator us.
Wright and ais, will sell on
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER Is, 1883.
at 4 O'Clock f. NJ, on the premises, FIFTY
EIGHT FELT or GROUND fronting on
Spring s,rtet between Belyidere and Pine
streets: and Immediately after said sale
say at o'clock, will sell THIRTY FEET
OF GRuUND fronting OIL Catherine street
near hancock street.
1ERMs or SALE: one fourth cash. and toe
reside pay abe In three equal instruments
OF six. twelve, and eighteen months, with
cute his negotiable notes FOR the deferred
PAY mel Is. and the title retained until the
whole u the purchase Ouey is paid and a
convey anCe ordered by the Conrt.
r. +. WINSTON, Commissioner.
IL TIRE CHANCERY COURT OF THE CITY OF
RItHMOSD.
|, BENJAMIN II Berry, clerk OF said court
certify Inst the bond required OF the com
comm !ssioner by the decree In the above
causes. entered 18th November 1854. has
been duly given.
Given under my hand this 10Th day OF No
vember, 1855.
noII BENJAMIN II. BERRY.
BY George w. Mayo, Auctioneer,
(Jno. 4. Laughton. Jr., Salesman.)
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DICHMOND AND ALLEpA NY
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TRAINS HORrHwAKD.
'Dsily. 'psily (except sunday
SyCPpTNt-pI., fks

STOPPlNG-PLACEs.
soc. 40 and ~ make no stops. Nos q
and ~ stop only on signal ~ Chester CEN
trslia, aud Manchester. Nos % ~. ~. -.
81, 80. "a, s5, SO, and - sop a. ell statlouE
PULLMAN SERVICE.
On Tram No. 80 sleepius-csrs between
Wash ngton and Charleston ON Train NO.
~ Sleeping cars between JacksonYiIls alo
Washington. On Trains Aus. ~ AMI q
sleepius cars between New York aud Jsca-
sonviNs
THE ONLY ALI-RAlL Line To Nos.
LEAVE. ARRIVE
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soi folk. $3.50 a. ". lsi...Y...l- SOP 81
Norfolk. 1870 r. ri. Neur 4 .a.21FW
These ira ~ also MAX. cyH oun.c ..
10 ND from FaraINliit. -urlII.s ...
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the sorfol and Western r'llr'td
superintendent u rpuspprs.
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500 FAAs Traffic Msnaser 'l'
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daily stoi, Dl t lsrauj.
duhci .hI. 81 ara rF ieH
rcksburc -.r.Ur. o. Wash.
insfor. Les "A lns'oa
for New l.rE af o. 90 An.
fI:OfA NJ leaves Btfl Street station
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$40 p. NJ, leaves Byrf street sat o1
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1929 A. NJ, arrives nt bNfi-~tpet station
daily. sleeper from New iO.z
p:9o F. NJ, arrives AZ Hyd street s'at re
daily; s'ops AZ Frederic ksnIr.
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daily, except Sunday.
ASHLAND TRAINS.
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at Ashland A. : VI
SOAP NJ leaves T. ha arrives a. A.. srF
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Z. TAYLOR. General Ticket Ag"ut.
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soils
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shoulder Side panels OF pink and blue
brocade on silver ground add a touch of
more pronounced color. A pair of the
daintiest pink satin slippers and a feather
fan of pink and blue is to be worn with the
costume, very fair idea of which is given
in our cut.
Another gown, not quite so aesthetic in
colOring, has come direct from Worth, and
is valued at 1926. The skirt of poppy red
satin yelled in gauZe of palest corn color
embroidered in tiny humming birds. The
bodice, which sets over hip drapery of
of corn color. is of pale-blue velvet, made
decollete with embroidery of yellow and
touches of red. From the right shoulder
at the back is fastened a scarf of scarlet
China gauze that is caught at the waist and
again on the train, falling in long euds.
The oldfashioned short silks are revived
for evening wear and are made up with a
profusion Of lace or velvet of a contrasting
tint.
Dainty and comfortable ballroom Slip
pers are made somewhat like ties, and laced
with satin ribbon. The heels are only
moderately HIGH and they are thus more
comfortable for dancing
The white underSkirtS Worn with evening
dresses are made of soft cambria and
trimmed with profusion of torchon or
Valenciennes lace. The underwaist is
made to correspond, the upper part being
entirely of lace held by narrow white rib
bon.
Tan and black gloves and mits are to be
worn this summer to the exclusion of al
most every other color.
Deep lace flOunceS are used on cambria
handkerchefS for the ballroom,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
SCENES IN THE CITY.
A Sight at the Corner of Seventh and
Cedar Streets Nearly Every
Morning.
How the Farmers, Having Cows and
Calves, Try to Dispose
Of Them.
The Woman Who Buys Cigars For
Her Husband--App
Not Quality.
Misfortune of Il Very Near-Sighted
Man Who Proposed Under
Difficulties.
WAITING FOE A SALE.

Nearly every morning each side Of Cedar
street, near its intersection with Seventh
street, presents an animated, not to say
original, appearance. On the north side of
the latter thoroughfare are stationed many
loads of hay. The horses attached to the
wagons thus freighted are hitched by halt
erS to the rear end of the load. They man
age to scatter the contents OF the load pretty
well over the street. Around on the side
walk, with their hands in the capacious
pockets of their homemade trousers, are
the agricultural owners of the teams,
wagon and hay. They walk up and down
the sidewalk, discuss crops with one another
and inform passing wouId-be purchaser of
the price of a load of hay.
On the south side of Seventh street are
assembled a fair number of farmers wagons.
They are ranged along on either gutter of
Cedar street. The wagons will contain 4
young calf, while attached to the back end
of the vehicles are maternal prOgenitors of
the wagon occupants. The latter have a
habit of lowing to their offspring in man
ner that is most audible and attracts the at
tentiou of the passing throng.
Not far away from the wagons are the
Nners, substantial-loo old and young
farmers, who have come in to sell the cow
and calf. A man saunters along the street
and casually inspects the gathering. The
farmers know him in a moment as a pos
sible purchaser. Each one of them will
pat the old COW, provided she is tame
enough to permit such familiarity, to show
what a gentle and kind animal he has for
sale. The exhibition proves too much for
the passing pedestrian. He stops. A con-
versation is started with one of the owners
a middle-aged German, as to the price and
general traits of the cow. The questions
are satisfactorily answered, whereupon an
other query is propounded as to the char
acter and quantity of milk.
''She be's good 'un," replies the owner.
Eyes so gentle an kind as never vas I'm
milk! Look at dos" and the middle aged
man stoops down and proceeds to milk the
cow, catching quantity in his hand which
he temporarily converts into receptacle
and exhibiting the sample thus held to the
possible purchaser.
No sale is made. The farmer, with a
jerk of his hand throws the milk to the side
walk, and dries his hand by wiping it on
his trousers. The cali bleats, the cow lows
and thus the owner awaits another Gus
toner.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
BUYING THE ROX.

An old man stood behind the counter of a
downtown tobacco store. lie was in his
shirt sleeves, as he had just left his place in
the working room, to the rear of the store,
to wait on two customers, who. having
lighted their cigars, departed. The old man,
half dreaming, appeared to be looking out
the front door. He had his hands on his
hips as he gaZed aimlessly out into the
street. His reverie was brought to sud-
den close by the arrival of two young, at
tractive and welldressed women.
81 want box of cigars; nice box, too. -
exclaimed one of the two, as they got
through the door.
''What kind do you want ?" queried the
proprietor, as he reached into the showcase
and toyed with one of the boxes there on
exhibition.
81 don't want them for myself" ex-
claimed the patron with some warmth.
They're for my hnsband-a birthday
| present"
How much did you want to pay?''
! asked the old man.
Goodness sakes. l don't know. |
never thought of that; did you, Nellie?''
she SAID, turning to her companion.
Let us see some," said Nellie, address
ing the tobacconist, land then we can
pick out what we want"
The cigars were exposed and the boxes
examined carefully. The high-priced
cigars in plain boxes did not long engage
their attention, while the cheaper grades in
fancy boxes and gaudy wrappers were great
favOrites.
How cheap" exclaimed the wife, refer
ring to box marked $3.50 TON always
gave me credit for getting the best bargains
in the world. and when | tell him the price
of this, he'll think Pm more of good bust
ness woman than ever. Isn't that pretty
box? What pretty wrappers! And all for
$3.50. You can do that up for me-"
''If your husband don't like them," said
the proprietor, The can bring them back
and exchange for something BETTER
IF he does exchange them" remarked
the woman as they took their departure,
Twill you put them in this pretty box?"
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in heart-rending tones not to go and not to
get shot, but their entreatieS were in vain,
and sooner than be left in suspense they
decided to accompany their lords and mas
ters. The cavalcade formed, therefore,
! the ladies being in charge of the young
man with the carving knife, and the
house was soon reached. The
| situation was unchanged. Quiet
reigned. but that omnibus looking ladder
still reposed against the side of the house,
with trembling fingers the key was turned
and the party entered. Not a sound dis
turbed the midafternoOn stiffness. Every
one felt constrained to tread softly and
to speak in whispers. Some
clever individual proposed that
the cellar be first explored, but nothing
was revealed Then one of the ladies' took
Il peep up the stairway and screamed.
| What had she seen? \ sudden rush was
made and there was the intruder. clad in
one garment, and that not intended for the
public eye Mr.. Y. had unexpectedly re-
turned, and, finding the house
locked, had bethought himself Of
the ladder, and was enjoying quiet
Siesta III the privacy (aS he sup
posed, OF his own chamber. The dinner
was burned to u crisp when the party re-
turned to Mrs. Us, but thent it is not every
day thai one has 4 chance to show his
courage, as one Of the guests truthfully re-
! marked.
Some of the uptown young ladies. tired
of lawn tennis, which they declare is a
heating, fatiguing sort Of amusement, are
endeayoring to organize croQuet club.
-:
They are telling pretty good story about
| oft |
sure | don't know who gave it away. 1t
may be that she told. She is pretty
young woman who is canvassing for 4
book. She called several times at this
worthy citizens office and the w. G.
at length became quite enamored so much
so, indeed that he one day asked her to 90
buggy riding with him. She thanked him
and said that it would never do for her to
be seen riding with married man, but that
if he would loan her his buggy for an
occasional ride she would be eternaly
obliged. He was only too happy and
an arrangement was made whereby the
worthy citizen left his equipage at con-
venient livery stable and the charming
book agent called for it and returned it.
Things went on swimmlngly for while
and would doubtless have continued to do
so had not the worthy citizen met his fair
lIleHu seated Ill HIS buggy anu Dy her
side his own son. who is just the sweetest
youth you ever saw. She walks now.
~
The lady says that the court house as it
slowly rises makes her think of the piece of
embl oidery that every woman keeps by her
and takes with her on her journeys. White
and clean at first. it soon grows dingy, and
by the time it is completed closely resem-
bles all ancient floor cloth.
LADY RAMBLER.
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EWES DAUGHTER.

waited in the little sunny room;
The cool breeze waved the window lace at
play;
The white rose on the porch was all in bloom.
And out upon the bay
Watched the wheeling seabirds 20 and come.
"Such an old FRIENDSHIP would not make me
stay
While she bound up her hair" I turned.
and 10!
Danae IN her shower! and fit to slay
All a mans boarded prudence at blow:
Gold hair, that streamed away
As round some nymph a sunlit fountains
flow.
She would not make me wait!''-but well I
know
She took good half hour to loose and Law
Those locks in dazzling disarrangement so!
Andrew Hedbrooke in Atlantic
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

the old, old story, and was about reaching
over to get her hand, when my horse took
it into his head to reach around and get
away with fly near the back of the saddle.
Instead of getting her hand. l gathered in
my horses left ear. Holding it, con-
tinued."
Didn't she giggle?"
THAT'S it," continued the young man.
II guess the horse got tired. for he put his
head into its natural position. He jerked
it around, and he jerked me with it. 1
went off, and as L made my descent and
while reclining on the dusty earth, heard
her merry laugh. That's sure sign that
she don't care for me, and enjoyed my mis-
hap. Now, what [ want you to do is to
get my horse and escort her home. will
get somebody to lead me in. Your name?
Tom? Well, Tom, take bit of advice;
never make love to a girl unless you can
see her hand.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
Quite English.
San Francisco Argonaut.
Era1a,.;al- Cbal> &c AIT,

Frederick Church, of 1.-THE Heart of the
Andes fame. is at present travelling in
Mexico. While at hotel in Cuautla he
caught sight, further down the street, of
another hotel, whose host was son of AL
bion. The sign was composed of large let
tiers suspended from wire stretched across
the street, and the ZIP was dangling
loosely from the snapped support otis
easy to see that that hotel is under English
management" quoth the painter, at first
glance; "even the sign drops its HIS"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
THE HAND HE HELD.
UFare thee Mell.n

''Fare thee we'll"
A young man. rather compactly built.
with hazel eyes and base ball shut out
mustache, lay upon the dust. About him
were the deep-rutted tracks OF well used
public road. The busy ant was not on a
strike, but was at work. He had no eyes
for the little insect, and consequently did
not notice that it was laboring twelve hours
a day. On either side of the roadway the
green grass was doing its best to beat the
record and put on its most alluring and at
tractive shades so as to be ready for the first
tourist The PROSTATE young man was not
newcomer and so had no words to lavish
on the emerald-clothed earth or its peculiar
shade.
He got up, and. as he did so, uttered the
words that lead the above paragra phi.
Once upon his feet he was seen to better
advantage than when stretched out on the
mother earth. Above the average height,
he was arrayed in a black derby hat, coat,
gray trousers and leggins, the latter show
ing service.
He started to move along in the direction
taken some time before by two horses, one
plump Young lady. He held his hands out
before him and fairly CROPPED his way along,
Are you hurt?" asked farmers boy,
who, seeing the accident rushed over to
offer his services to the fallen rider.
mot bit of it," answered the young
man.
''Ain't used to riding, maybe?" queried
the boy.
You don't know me-" replied the late
PROSTATE man. ''I've lived in Montana.
and man in Montana has got to get used
to riding. You don't know my record"
''Well, what's the matter with you?
What made you fall off that horse?"
boy. you've got lots to learn. To begin
with, I'm near-sighted, and as L started OUT
lost my eyeglasses. made up my mind
to ask the question that would make the
young lady over yonder my life companion.
We were riding on walk. I was telling
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You Have Seen Hmm.

tits essential, we suppose to have man
stationed at one of the wings of the stage
to push back the big wooden roller of the
curtain as it descends at the end of an act.
but we really wish he would keep his coat
on during the operation. When
you are taking last fond lingering view
of some beautiful Louis XIV. drawing
room. filled with the elite of the cast in
shining costumes. it shocks the sensib ILL
ties to see the shirt-sleeved arm of a
brawny stage carpenter extended upon
the scene to fend off the curtain roller
We have observed, too, that in addition
to being in his shirt sleeves he never wears
suspenders, consequently there is a wide
space Of dirty shirt between his pantaloons
and vest He is an homogeneous figure
among the group of elaborate costumes.
Dress him up or keep him out of sight
Texas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

Dear Cipher, you've naught left to sigh for
Since units unite when they marry;
And " will be quick to see why for
You add two, and have one to carry.
But when you behold the first baby
'Twere well in your adding to tarry,
The arithmetic changes; and maybe
You'll add one, and have two to carry.
e. Hough in Chicago Rambler. .
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
Relates How a Supposed Burglar
Broke Up a Party


Well no. The coaching club has not been
eXacting what one might call briliiantsuc-
cess. We girls were awfully enthusiastic
on the subject, you know. and planned the
most picturesque of coaching costumes, and
dreamed OF romantic drives with hospitable
country houses as object points-none of us
knew of any convenient country house, but
that didn't signify-and we elected officers
and quarreled bitterly as to who should oc
| cupy the bOX-Seat. And then. when the
committee on finances brought in its report.
we found that after paying the bills incurred
| by our carnival club we wouldn't have
enough money in the treasury to buy our
tin horn, to say nothing of ''Yantiyy'
| coach.
80
l caught a glimpse Of the daintiest little
bonnet the other day. 1t was of black
straw with bunch of white chrvsan-
themums set in rosettes of snowy lace. the
main beauty Of the creation being the
strings, which were of white silk gauze, a
quarter of a yard i'll width with deeply
fringed ends.
These broad strings of gauze are exceed
ingly becoming to rosy-cheeked, dark
nets is one of the seasons fancies.
~:
The little party assembled in honor or
Mrs. Y'S wedding anniversary would not
have been more surprised had bomb shell
been thrown into its midst than by the sud-
den appearance of Mrs. Y, who sank into
the nearest chair and family calculating
Thieves! Murder! Burglars! !" burst into
tears. If there is one word in the English
language calculated to send cold shivers
coursing up and down the spinal column of
the average female it is burglars, :" so it is
unnecessary to dwell upon the excitement
that took possession of Mrs. Y's party, the
men of course being concerned for the
weaker sex. If Mrs. Y had not been accom-
panied by her youthful son, doubt it the
cause of her emotion would ever have been
| discovered, but between the two the facts
in the case were at length brought to light.
She, it seems in company with her young
| hopeful had gone to church Git was Sunday,
by the Way, first locking all the doors, for
the domestic had gone away and Mr. X.
was out OF town. Returning she found the
doors still locked, to be sure, but an upper
window open and reclining against the side
OF the house ladder. Whether the mon
STEERS had taken all her valuableS and de-
camped, or whether they were still in the
! house she didn't know and she didn't dare
| proceed alone on a tour of investigation.
well. the gentlemen were all eagerness to
/ penetrate this mystery. Mr. Y. had a re-
volver, his friends armed themselves with
canes and umbrellas, and one sanguinary
youth possessed himself of the carving
knife. The ladies chung desperately to
their husbands necks and implored them
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
HYPERBOLIC HEADGEAR.
Some Astounding Styles of Hats Fol
Summer Wear.
Useful and Highly Ornamental Thor.
ou9hbred Tiles.

Society is all torn up just now over the
question of which is the most stylish and
becoming kind of hat to wear during the
coming season.
1t is not female society this time, but the
fashionable gentlemen who order their
clothes from London, and who spend as
much for hat as car-driver pays for
months house rent.
The discussion has also reached the long
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

with the top of the
shoulder in the back.
The pointed waists
are still in favor and
trains are generally
worn, although some
of the prettiest gowns
are made without
them.
A long pasteboard
box IN one of the i'm
porting es ia Bills h.
ments uptown con-
tains a gown which
the young owner
hopes will create a
sensation when she
! dons it for a New
( port dance. 1t is of
the palest shell-plnk
Brussels net over
sky-blue sllrah silk.
The bodice of the
silk fits her slender
form closely and is
edged with pale-pink
heads, the sleeves
being pulled over the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

shoremen, and for the
past day or two they
have been debating
whether it will be ultra
fashionable this year
to wear a straw hat
with the top cut out or
to go bareheaded.
Most people, how
ever. will continue to
wear the kind of head
gear which best suits
them, and tramps will
not refuse a silk hat
because it has been ac-
cidentally brushed the
wrong way.
The cOachman will
introduce a novelty in
headgear. too-a chap
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