The Portland daily press., 1886-02-01
WIT AND WISDOM.

oAIr. 1.-THE next time you go to Pittsburg
YOU must get me temporary ban for Fido,' said
Mrs. Snaggs yesterday morning:
"a temporary ban!" Sn0rted SnaggS, Mnat IN
the name of sense is a temporary ban?'
II don't know but see that all the dogs in
New York are being put under temporary ban,
and suppose it's the latest style OF dog blanket
for the winter, you know"
Thousands find qnck relief from indigestion and
sick stomach by chewing Colgan's Tafy Tolu. 8
cents bundle.
nized and remembered the speech of their native
lands Noticing hippopotamus in Barnums mu-
English, but the beast did not move its head;
Then going to another corner OF the cage, he said
in Arabic 81 qs bead a mere fS Tay
lor repeated the same words, when the animal
came to him and rubbed its head against the bars
and looked in the face of the speaker with evident
delight It was probably homeSick, and sound
it had heard in its native land was vastly comfort
ing.
Athlophoros is selling with me and we'll don't
take any back seat for any competitor in the
place. My customers tell me that it is good
thing, and consequently can recommend 1t. L.
o. Hersey druggist, Putnam, Conn.
ssAIy son." said venerable old man to young
one who stood by his side on the station PLATFORM
y
tune. Don't be in a hurry to get rich. Take
things easy. Remember that everything comes
to him who waits.
is that so, pap"
swell. then guess won't go away to work
but lust wait around a few years more to see what
turns up You own 700 acres OF lana ana gTlSt
mill and you don't intend to live forever dad?,
Women with pale, colorless faces who feel weak
and discouraged, will receive both mental and bod
ily yigor by using Carriers Iron Pills, which are
made for the blood, nerves and complexion.
Entered as secend-class matter read a very
particular lady who lives in a brown-stone front,
The other day looking over a new periodical. Il
am trying to find something to read that is first,
class, but haven't succeeded yet; and l VIII
never have anything that is second-class come
into my house. No, will not Suscribe: / snall
wait till find something entered as nrstciass
matter
Henry Schmnhals, foreman Henry Krug Pack
ing Co., st. Joseph, No. uses DR.. Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil with his men for sprains, cuts, bruises,
chapped hands, etc. 1t is the best.
Apropos of the Greeks who are making SO
much loud talk in the East, good story is TOLD OF
a former diplomat, once a resident OF Boston,
who had passed most of his service in Greece.
the best thing to send the Greeks, the diplomatist
tartlyreplied, 'Soap, ma'am, soap"
Pain from indigestion, dyspepsia, and too hearty
eating is relieved at once by taking one of Carter's
Little Liver Pills Immediately after dinner. Don't
forget this.
"That boy of yours is not adapted for the ull-
dertaking business" explained an undertaken to
the boys father, who inquired why he had been
discharged.
whats the trouble with him?"
nHe hash a realizing sense of what is due to
the afflicted. Day before yesterday Mrs. B.
buried her fourth husband. sent the boy up 10
learn at what hour she wished the ceremony TO
take place. and he asked her what her regular
time Of day was for burying her husbands. eS-
pect to lose her trade entirely