New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-25
THE TALK or IHE DAP.


An Arizona paper of recent date has the following
paragraph If paper doesn't seem as bright M
usual this week We beg our readers to overlook
the fact Some durn fool In on Monday. while we
were over at Al Blodgetts. and spilled ali our mu
cilage Now we can do without INK hut The h'P
shorter must have macilage II 1t Is to hold us place "
he community. We have right smart pnhen OF
brains. bat don't pretend to cover 1our s"es Oh
paper at once. p s.-ws have bought new bottle OF
ucIage and the cuss who spliIed<ne la's
bottle that he will have TO for II OF get aleShg
YOUTH AND AGE.
In youths bright morn he feels ambitions thrill.
II solved 90 make glorious name that Will
Go numbering down the ages
When age has carved its wrinkles on his face.
And he has drank IA NE moro ~ than nectar
He's mighty luckylf he gets place
-fBoston Courier.
In his aferdinner speech TypolhetR dinner las,
week. DR.. Paxton said: THE press has killed gossip.
When meet my friend we are both dull" An o1t-o'-
town paper which qIote this part OF the speech got
this way: Tho press has killed gossip When meet
my FREUD we are full The good doctor will now
doubtless see his in not saying something pleas
ant alb ut the pr ofreader. For IL Is the prootredior
who holds destnies Of a'trrdinuer speakers In MS
hand -souetmes. aud he will no. always be lenoreL
riou. action arising ont Of tho famous nlrriase,
Monrou-e has been brought against me 4nni,ipn
Council Of that locality IL may ne uehOefH 'hil 'hs
Mayor instead Of performing me nlrtHges n.l,ei n ,
allowed one Of the Mnniclpa o'nc..l" 20 .aA nl'
pl,ce aud decree OF the Council 81 state Al" r"ad de-
cIcd that all the unions contracted under ihosr 'oni-
tions invalid Consequent: the parties hAl 90 10
married again. Jules they were not satisfied wita
heir exp rence Of wooded HE or their plrInrrs IN
which case they were one couple Is now SUNG
the Municipal Council for DAMAGES for tue moral prrln
lee they suffered ma the expenses OF 'eeoh' ce'e
mOuy. .Galgnanfs Messenger
The driver ola "b,ck ami tau" has adopted a new
device FOR cntrappng the unwary Instead OF using tue
customary persistence with which the average hickman
is jIstl, CHARGED he ch ms in an engaging voice;
Killing down Broad a. With mel
The effect Is sld To be Irresistible. but imagine IRA
;ernity of chanting cabmen!
TIE OLD STORY.
About this season OF the year
We Oft hear the iuqairy,
slow are you get'irg IN. my DEAR
With your new diary
Tn" qucstiou's answered In this way
By nine of every ton;
- wrote in 1t on New Years day
Bat not since then"
SHE bv side in a recent number OF The London Ti0es
were three advertisements each one Announcing thSI
nan named " smith" wa about to chang his name to
FlDcr" I, vii. be remembered that Faber' IA ; IN
ply the Latiu equiva OF snnth' Tae plain nhs
OF the country will probably that living Language
smith Is about good rs dead Language Faber.
Now you gentlemen Of the pr'ss who havr been cal.
rmnittin- judge Terry fancy You VIII give your,
selves the trouble 10 STOP lie mas some one 10 pI"'eO'
him san Francisco wasp.
The b;nimastsr OF the flagship Lancaster died Of
v.llov fever rec utly Mt Rio de JInero. When tho
aucast-r was ordered South America he tried 10 get
his d,char,e saving thaI 1t hal been revealed % him
ina, n he want there he would die ~ yellow fever.
FAiu. 10 get his dschars male al, prepa ions Tor
death The Lancaster had been in tie har0or ui 40
only time when he was taken sick and heins s'h
10 A hospital on shore od there. 50 far was known
there W A. no yellow fever o at the tine aud tue only
other Ease on the Lancaster that Of one ~ the mann
beers u I'm banl who kissed the blndmAster "a he ~A'
being taken ashore. lie, too died FROM the disease.
WEIGH.
sue entered the store with charming SMILE
Ana said 10 the clerk, on Ch rlie, say,
Have you mouenl 10 spare FOR IDe
Aud let me know how much weight
"Onethirty Ia what the figures saw"
How heavy am Assist me. please"
And the grocer Win his weather owe
The young man give her a gentle squeeze.
"who was the girl ~ asked the man.
For "A moment the yOungstcr answered not
Then he softly said IN a ba>hiul voice.
"Ohi that Is the weigh long nave SOUGHT
Howell Courier.
IN. shah OF Persia doesn't Ike anime dyes. lie Is
ro,trd TO have issued order that the hands OF any
workman using these dyes shall DC nailed up over his
workshop
Tn, great prople OF Florence who had been invited
10 attrud the ball IN celebration OF the baptism OF tho
Princess ClouuIs child WIRE much surprised 10 read
IN ,be utpers on the day OF the bal that II HAD utrh
nnstponr,.. The given was that Mrs. Mdckay,
he mother OF the Princess. was seriously Ill., Ihe
iNrdw wort supper Woud he wahtdi
ri IN, hand was warned that music not required
N Mack ~ read the notice sac made use ~ cOurleFs
ana to L. esraph tell the privileged invited In he
End the Ia went of with great fciatCabe dispatch
10 Tho " Grid.