New-York tribune., 1886-05-04
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THE TALK or THE DAY.

somo country churches have been raising little
money Tor the by advertising to send box OF
arbutus TO any address for nominal sum- disSnstei
writes that no sent to one or these
churches and recoivei ony few sprigs or withered
from which the fragrance had fed forever TIC
this pretty poor way to raise money Tor
the Lord
"Ju' bought this donkey, Jones. What do you think
Mot renlrk blo case OF self possession CIV r knew"
-lChcago Rambler
A Nebraska man who won't to San Francisco wrote
back 10 his friends: "We had splendid party There
were two gentlemen from Nebraska, pair OF coonels
from Missouri. conpe OF fellows from New-York and
son-of-a-gun from Boston"
The srectace OF President OF the United States,
really Chef Executive or the grelcst nation on the
gnne busyIng hun sell solely aDont trivial, not 10 say
conteuptlbe mtlters ina sining himself engaged IN
a irs of state and neasnrns the ya9e OF MS wYrk oy
ISLANDERS little country towns IL neither elfyns nor IN
esty with which the President GOES 'nrOi5n ttsA
which could not be other tn IN dstaStefu IN the last ae
to of brO view. aud nlSn graie VI aoiity
-St. Louis GlObe-DenocraL
II Will be Interesting transatlantic tourists to be In
formed that The British Met,ch JouraH notes an n-
OF the OF sedsckness by the use OF hydro
chlorae OF cocoine Of the solution OF to lOOo Inc
authority is prone to seasckless on pre-
voyages but this was able TO 0utsit every
other p issenger board at the dinner table.
Mamma-Now Harold. you don't want 10 stay at Berthe
There's no use Ia making tired of you Mrs. Hobo
tells mo she hat % send you hoho l'st h'sh' No"'
you'll remember mt yOn
arold-on yes Blt s'y N n na %nen shal ,. pos Gons
Mdmma-Neil watch your time, a1d como just Doiore
she sends you.-LTl-Bts
The Ifotel Mail does not appear to have had the
slightest foundation for nslnudon that the use OF
granite agate ls unsafe. some OF the most com
peten authorities declare that there Is nothing deeter
such ware anl the case 0f alleged poisoning
which The NAL referred found to be caused by
the eating pltr fish. aud not Dy tue use OF granite
cooking utensils.
A story is told OF a Boston doctor, though do not
know upon what auth pritY Ia crowd u chIrch the
deacon contribution box mai Ms dlhcnlt way
up held tnt receptacle Tor the cash OF tue
charitable sugg, stivrly before tue yOdhg mat II am
very sorry sir" doctor SAIL TO the nhnltn sc'ni
and asGoDisnment Of ali about Nun. but me wom'n
with a pink her In bonnet IA ~ taken nv purse
and can't have her arrested uutH alter service SO
you'll haye to watt ArlO Bates ia Providence jour
nal
The Portland Oregonian scardes the young OF this
country VINO cry damn politics" aud who grow Old
slc'sy rnrou IN life Of lnxuriant ease ana
ieshetc inactivity, dropp ckets into empty wells
and drawing nothing up" The strong fuli-Oloo iel
golden ca 1t sy,, that beit' forth It's disgust ior
pOlllcS and the ui5trlsC Of our otn 0f Government
winch he import MS last par OF Enksh trousers
generally spends his ife ~ athletics and AM uis ne
becomes the selfish muscular louJ that " .Hie Collins
satirized IN Man and WIFE, Wnen he Is not Fllllng
pigeons to make "A holday hs is itching game COCKS
Watching bulldo worry each oJner 10 d1ath paying
polo driving tai y-ho team. Osttl1S on BOAT race
buying pools on the turf Du ling luck At poker
"Tsn' that a be luty ." sai she. ss 'he poised her
new spring millinery on her htld ant Saz Il az IT, l..
" Yes, inl~ei. 80 ~ nps AM 80 t1'erIN' 7tu NJ
"und Pm gl ID to th-re are 40 feathers on IT,
and that you De.onG to the Aaidoon society
Because you know. NY dear birds AM angels look
best lh their o"h p'Hh"E -tlIFtIo.u ro'~