St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-01
GoodResolmtions.

Thomas Cochran basresolved 10 SEQ 20 it
that the chamber OF commerce tends strictly
70 It's knitting
Mayor Rice win resolve to never again ac-
oept nomination Tor mayor.
John Roche has resolved to be as patient rs
he can while hbelous newspapers unjustly
assal aim.
]. W. McClung has sworn to smoke out that
matter OF tho Minnesota 4 Northwestern get
ting possession OF the West st. Paul levee Tor
song.
E. a. wood win practice faithfully and
earnestly 10 make himself the boss tobog-
gamer OF the town.
John r. Dodge wants to see one more game
Of base ball before he Is gathered 70 his
fathers
Jack Kemp viii quit trying to wake up
dummies after quitting time.
Gen. Jennison has no bad habits ana has
been at work two days trying TO think what
be can swear OF on.
Wells Of the PioUeer Press win swear OF on
statistics and breathe siient prayer that the
habit of making annual reviews viii become
Obsolete before next year.
Tom PrenderSast has resolved TO 20 10
work faithfully and honestly and learn to
read so that be can get through the council
proceedings aiittle swifter than at present.
AID. Van Slyke resolves TO never again run
Tor alderman, but to keep the public park
life.
George SeIbert wants to direct aud lead the
lest orchestra and band in the United States
George K Finch has resolved TO have an
zee palace IL We have TO go to New Orleans
tor the Ice TO build IL with: to outrun DIR Nc
Dousld the next time we make for the Look
OUT 70 cut-snOwshoe the best Of them. and
generally TO be the best au-around snort in
town during the carnival.
r A. Smith-Resolves to keep out OF poll
tics after this ana attend TO the banking bust
ness.
AID Johnson-To knock out the half burned
rookeries.
An Insurance Agents-To reduce the rates
of insurance now that We have a frst-class
IRE department.
Chief Black-ro never let up tin St. Paul
has the best FIRE department. tor its size in the
world.
Father Shanley-To knock out intemper-
ance AZ II takes all summer
DR.. Day--To have the handsomest and most
convenient court house IN the Nor invest
Col Beud--To get there
Gov. Hubbard-To wait for that quo war
ranto and take good look At IT, and then
smile at the boys.
Edwin Gribble-To stick TO It, and teach
the revilers aud traducers that deiaming
good ana honest men because they are poor is
Improbable
W. L. Kelly-To show the American people
thar the cause of Ireland Is the cause OF ill.,
erty against despotisul, and TO knock out in
the first round all opponents
Prof. Phelps-To demonstrate to the people
Of st. Paul that some things can be done as
VOL as Others and tEat when ST. Paul puts
her shoulder 20 the wheel ''the world do
move"
Every body-To smoke and drink no more.
and not to do anything naughty.
Judge Wilkiu--To administer iustice for
tWenty-one years more in that came old way.
AdJt. Gen. Mccarthy win resolve to fight
II OUT on this line, II il takes Col. Bend's
scalp.
Secretary Hart win make 10 resolutions.
but viii spend the day ia counting up the
number OF rivets in the Fergus Falls jan.
se-st. Lyons WIN positively refuse to take
the responsibility Tor the present warm
weather any longer.
TO himself that all the resolutions in the
world couldn't improve On his present con-
dition.
Ed Hilton viii never again be s'Mr. John
sing until he has trained the end men TO
make no raw cracks at him duri ng the show
NJ B. Williams win kin the arst man Who
throws books on his desk.
W. Wright has resolved with the beginning
OF the new year to paralyze any one calling
him colonel.
Maj. Flournoy win devote his entire atteu-
ton 70 getting OF 4 gag on his friend Cal
Wright.
Stewart L. Moore viii charge It all up.
~. J. Roche win give up playing poker ana
drinking Canadian camphene.
Col Edwin d. Chadick VIII not hold a flnsh
against Roche's full
T. s. DickersOn WIN keep an intelli4ence
once, giving information about free lunches
P. c. Lutz viii sell no more aduIterated
chemicals.
J. J. Hil VII build no more lines on paper.
". 5. Alexander viii give passes aud storn-
ach bitters on request
a. i. Mohler viii spau no more junction
points.
James Smith viii not visit Minneapolis ex-
cept IN ease Of necessity.
sam Knease win wear no other than his
own silk hat
Frank B. Clark win put the reporters on 10
all the meetings OF the Traffic association
7. W. Teasdale; well he wiz do as he has
always done, try and down Dixon.
". n. Dixon wiz lay the man out cold whom
he ends cutting rates.
II. NJ. Litfel wiz fight al rivals.
Win Angel viii resolve 10 never aeuin ask
q reporter 70 what paper ne belongs.
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