The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-10-07
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sssiAss aces
"A story comes from Kansas o. sheriff
~ho sslssd s0po BOTTLES 81 beer ssd poarssl
Tie cousenss GA she srouEd. Il 10 sucl
ladies' - she&s that ,aia the espss d pro-
Lsasstioa.
= s.n. -hy are lawyers like fshesf
deaf usials sia DE- snh,~e. fomr-
Why, dent you sesf csnss deg IN q
iyna ~ debate,
: Esisos eating IL d tho option thai
the uait~d States ought 10 taks Canada 70
ops hsnd sbi Mexico 10 the other and
bang their heads together.
III bas barn discovered thai Ihe fam
Ing asssor ~hieh frIl 10 ~ OHIO town
fs~ dsys ago, ~ss nothing but ssisch
sLlcL rsd haired girl had dropped from
third story vindo~.
A coan,ry contemporary pnia : soap
msn aId bis soap a. follows: The man'i'
f.csursr Of the best soap ever used io'
cleansing dirty mans face We have
tried II therefore Ne knox.
--0'Flsunigsr Gust promoted from day
ial,orss 10 section boss on tho railroad)
Moike Dolly come inio The shansy. dis
charge ron At once. not that ] have any
tl.iag sssin Jon. but have The authority.
Az old prniusular rsmpsignsr. ~ho
had sunk bali ost u sigh. time aud again.
Ia tie osa Dominion mud. 90 being asked
II Lr bai rver be.n through Virginia. re-
lllri. sss. III nnml,ef OF places
A unnIs. 1T ypnaR men we're guyine
lsA4 ssssehspaA @isaat mis- biz iet. when
hs.ileteeei them ~ saying. ~ earn mex
A. "a ,arh is,un D them a. ye Joke. boot
them rotm 10 ,ioinned andy wboon ye're
~ ssummuu
When man suddenly takes 10 wear
ing q plug bal and has an Insane tondnefs
for shaking bands with people upon the
street. be ought 10 be carefully watched
He il developing symptoms u political
"a. hitioA aud IL after SOME office
Jane. did mol tell you II you we're
sgain tempted to cal the cnfrsnis you
must say: Get thee behind me-. SAtani
Yes, mum. an did. ~ he got behind
and pushed me- right iuto the currsnl
bushes.
The worst IL over, said sympathix-
ing correspondent 10 Charleston to citi
zen Who bad hren through II al. You
think 30. do your lie replied, In tone Of
ls-.wat MN ~nu tuak Natl All tha
ground shakes snd yonll think the worst
IL under.
II II wssn't ier one Ting. boys, said ~
old farmer. ~ lie got down from bis wag-
On. ia bet amy mount O. money on that
bay colt o. mine irotiin' . mile in 10.
Id be, million dollars II had il. The
crowd laughed derisively. What 10 the
one iLing5 s,ked one Of the crowd. The
distance is loo fur Tor the time.
When countrymsn. down in Maine.
saw Mr. Jay tlould icr the first time lasi
summer l,s calculated: Welt you look p
art ~ Il you ss'u't with $1,000 When
tho sans country man iint saw Mr.. Cyrus
Field hc yelled: y gosh! yon look n
acts II you owned the ycarth, a. Lad I
mortgage on hesving. B. gosh
Yes. said Mrs Hendricks to tho min
lister. Who xas dining with The family,
Bobby says mis- prayers every night. like :
good little boy, All. indeed. replied the
minister very much pleased. and do you
prsy for papa and mamma, Bobby Oh,
yes, for both Of en-. although I've often
heard ma tell pa that be il past praying
for.
Thirteen thousand dollars for The
plnnbiug and gas- fitting In my house be-
exclaimed ~ be looked 1t the bill Yts.
sir. humbly replied the plumber Bnt The
buildins and land together only cost $40,
00D. Exactly. air; but bad to take into
sccount the ussarsl scenery around The
place. Natural scenery il slways figured
iu our balls,
0snils,hen, he sid 10 The reporters,
- The thstiH Put Tie Mol whsre y would
do the meet good. sijl You grant ma one
last request before def The reporters
10 msn. said they would. Then write
me dosn - having been simply hanged
not launched into eieri isy, lin no dude
THIS rqssst csnxvd some CONSERVATION
smoug tho reporters, but they Ill kept
their word.
There WAS diplomacy and presence Of
niud sLo~n in this answer BY young
lady ~to sal 10 the alcove At "a evening
party sish bright yvnne military man.
her little niece On her knee to play pro-
psis,y. Suddenly thu company u eiecsr''
6~d by The erclAmA,ion Of the child !:
Ksra lae. Too. Aans Alice But the sud-
den shock IA sueceed~d ~ feeling Of