Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-10
BRIGHT BITS.

r. HAYES, ESQ. was too bus listening
to the Law Of his own hens 10 atteD1he chick
en- show in this city.-Ne,o York Y3r'ldt.
"a MAN never loses aDythind " polite
ness" At all events there are aReat many
men who never do and never bend to-
Boston transcript.
PIERRE LoRILLARD IS about tdretire per-
manently from the turf He vii withdraw
his attention from his quadruped plugs ana
confue 1t altogether TO his quadrlteral ones.
Minneapolis Tribune
CANT you 'shamed ter be seenn der tab
ernaele in SIGN a raggerdy pnteW said
WhangdOOdle Baxter to jim Wetter.
mo, indeed, parson, amt 'shmed, Dey
don't belong ter me. What's got ter be
'shamed ot"'-Teras SlftiHgS.
FRENCHMAN fresh from Borpaux,
A sleigh ride thought he wOulgeaux.
5 he purchased a sleigh,
One bright winter deigh,
To glide DER the beautiful sneak.
Comet.
DID you hear about the boyft on the
west side?"
"No, what was he dOingg"
81 don't mean that; mean boyptt by the
strikers"
"Sure, know what you mean, bg / tho't it
funny II the west side police had cAght even
a boy."-Chfcago Ne2Os.
JOINS IN Ito Simpkins, to whom has just
been introduC@O-"WhO il that. dOmeoary
dapcIng with tlat female giraffeY
Smpkins- "That dromedary Is mi brother.
The giraffe is my WIFE"
'Ah-yes-well-y mst excuse
me, ut am accustomed to such tens. am
professor OF zoology. "-Pacb.
ALPHONsE has just been rescud from
drowning by a young man. "Ah.my dear
young fellah, 50 grateful. Here's adime for
you"
what? Only dime for saving var lifeg
"1aas, dear boy. 1t would be imlOiest to
give you more. One must pretend, yu know,
that he doesn't think too much of hilself."
ChteG0O Nea1s. p
LIKED IT.-Country editor ITO frmer)-
well how do YOU like my paDerg'
Farmer-''tirst rate. The one | rot last
week wuz big Improvement over te other
ones you sent me-"
Editor (warmly)-esI am, pleased nv dear
Sir, TO hear you So express yourself. Would
you care II were to prin9 your saementP
Farmer-"Not at all"
Editor-"All right, ,Il publish y1ur state
ment IL might be the means of Increasing
my circulation in your neIghborbod. Was
there any special article that commended
itself TO yOu?" fttmt
Farmer-"No. b'lieve not"
Editor-"Then why did you think so much
of the asst issue?"
Fafmer-'''6 suse the copy 1 got want
printed on but one side"-A rbGnsdu iTdOeJer.
"R-r-r-r" went the telephone in tie era
tiot avenue station theother day, ami when
the Captain called Hello" voice injured:
"ATe you the pOlieefp
''Yes, who are yOu2"
- boy. There's big row up hereF'
"Where"
son Aubin street. I'll tell you If i'll neces
sary to send the wagon "
Things were all quiet for a moment, and
then the telephone rang again.
"Well, how is it." asked the Captain
Purity serious, but I'll telephone you
again"
There was an interval of three minutes be-
fOre the Captain was rung up again.
"Wenl"
"YOu needn't send the wagon. There were
three OF 'em. They had lost a goose. They
said we had it. Nam called 'em liars. They
sailed in. They got nam in between the
woodshed and the goose pen anu made th'
hair fly. but mann found a club and rallied
and you orter see them women climb! Mam
holds the fort and the goose. Good bye! "--
Detroit Free Press.