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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04
UNNATURAL HISTORY.
SUPPOsIN.'

Suppose a molder, or carpenter, or
a stone cutter keeps house, and he
hires a woman to cook and do general
house-work; suppose this woman
strikes for eight hours work day and
extra pay-say price and a half-for
making up beds and cooking meals on
Sunday; suppose that we admit trat
what is sauce for the gander is sauce
for the goose; suppose-but this is
question that belongs to the Knights of
Labor; suppose they take hold of it
and ponder over it and give us their
honest opinion on the sub ect of ''eight
hours a days work" all round.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04

- 1rogon to Death.
Track Gardelind, while delirious, iumped
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04
SARDoU, the French playwright
looks like voltaire.

CONGRESSMAN LONG, of Massachu-
sets is soon to be married.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04

THERE are nearly four hundred
Veteran soldiers at the Home recently
established at Leavenworth, Kansas.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04

HENRY BERGH, the anti-cruelty to
animals man, has written play.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04

GEN. S1CKLEs is talked of for mayor
of New York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04
Some of Burdotte's Musin1s.
TEAR JUGS FOR THREE.

Joaquin Miller, telling how he and
Br Harte stood at the grave of
Dickens, says: His left hand sought
mine in silence aud his eyes filed with
tears. We had never been friends
before" But this wasn't the most
wonderful part of it. After Bret and
Joaquin went away, Dickens got out of
his grave and cried. too.
UNNATURAL HISTORY.
Teacher-Now, these specimens are
vertebrates. Those having no back
bone are called what? Tolerably
Good Boy-Mugwumps. Teacher-No
next scholar Real Good Boy-Inverte-
brates. Teacher-Correct; and TO
what class does man belong? Little
Johnny Goff-Inebriates. (He got
five good marks all across the spine of
his back.)
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-04

THE EXPERIMENTAL FARM.
H. A. Swaine next read the report of
the committee upon the experimental
farm, which was simple statement of
the history of the institution and its
present condition. He reported that
the department of agriculture of the
state university; by which the former
is conducted, has only one student and
only three graduates.
Prof. Porter of the department of
agriculture of the State University de-
Tended the farm and sharp personal
debate followed between him and d. E.
Myers, of the Farmers Advocate. Mr..
Myers offered the following:
Resolved. That We demand that tho next
legislature separate its fund arising from
the sale Of lands donated by the act of con-
gress to the state of Minnesota for the pur-
pose of establishing an agricultural and in
d9strial college from the university fund,
where it was placed by act of tho legisla-
ture Of 1888, aud that . separate college be
established In accordance with the spirit
and intent of the act of congress.
At the conclusion of tho debate Mr..
Myers resolution was adopted by GA
TOT. Thus concluded tho session for
tho day.
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support no man for office simply because
he is . Democrat or Republican, or il the
nominee of any ring packed caucus or Con-
vention, but to give our SURFACES without,e-
haveproved by theirpast acts their fidelity
to our interests.
Resolved, That there are really but two
parties in this state to-day-the people and
their plunderers. The only issue is: Shall
the people keep tho fruits of their own
industry or shall the thieves carry them
away. The clamor of the contending
bands and banners Of q circus procession
which absorb the attention of tho populace
and draw them to the windows, while the
thieves, who accompany the show, are
robbing tho houses from tho rear.
Resolved, That the interests Of all
work on tho farm find their chief market
and natural allies among tho millions who
toll In shop and factory: The degradation
and impoverishment of either class 10 a
direct blow at tho prosperity Of the other.
Who 1 fs:ten themselves UPON til. producers rod Gers
to got something for nothing, and who,
not satisfied, like the horse leech to quietly
suck Q modest living, demand the lions
share and tear and insult while they prey.
Resolved, That tho sympathiss Of the
farmers of Minnesota 60 out to the work
ingnsn of America in Al legitimate effort
70 Improve their condition and maintain
their standing % American freeman
against tie influences which would tramplo
them down into Asiatic wretched1ess. A
free government 10 tho rule of the majority
Of the people and 1t cannot endure unless
that majority II educated, enlightened,
virtuous, prosperous and contentod.
Resolved, That We call upon all
producers and all psrsons Interested In the
prosperity Of the producers Of this state in
town and country, upon al merchants,
men TO unite with M at the ballot box
next November to secure . Legislature that
win work In the interest Of the many
against tie exactions Of tho few.
Resolved, That until al tho gTievancos
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
A Card.

1t is a well.known fact that there is al
ways room at the head and that the crowd
is found at the tail end Of the procession
Not even a miller can hope to be success.
ful without keeping abreast OF the times
and equippiDg his mill with the most per
feet devices that many ingenious minds
are continually developing, We therefore
have the satisfaction to announce that after
O stop of ninety days we are again in ope-
ration with the most scieptiSc system and
lstest improved machinery, and the goods
we are now putting upon the market do not
play second fiddle" to any Of the crack
brands OF Flour 80 largely sold here. This
can be verified by inspecting the bread Of
your neighbor who is using either of our
several brands.
At least one-hslf Of the -four sold in this
market is not made by our home mills, to
the detrimeut Of owners, employees aud
their families. as well as our home farmers
Therefore, when in want OF sack or bar
rel of -four, give this thought aud our
goods q trial, thus helping that much to
bring about return Of prosperity to this
vicinity.
If your grocer cannot supply you, do
not be denied but 90 to the lire man who
believes and practices that q home indus
try that makes IRs goods should be sup.
ported in preference TO an outsider. Our
patent brands are:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09

Our Daily Chronicle OF the Movemnets
of Individuals.
c. Il. Morgan, Of Morgsntown, is at the
Samm.
J.B Murphy of Cameron, was in the
city yesterday.
A. K Knox, OF st. Clairsville, was in
the city yesterday.
Miss Gene Logan has returned from
trip to Columbuis, S. c.
John NJ. Stockdsle, of Washington, Pa,
is registered at the Howell.
D. W. Custer, of the Sistersville hide.
pendent was st the Mcclure yesterday.
SHermsn Hess, son of Otto Hess, Esq,
who has for ten years resided in Denver,
Colorado, is home on visit.
Miss Sal!ie New6erger, of Psrkersburg,
who has been visiting the Misses Heymsnn
for some time, will return home to morrow.
The announcement of the engagement
of Mr.. Ernest Bser and Miss Lille Gut.
man has been made, and slresdy the young
folks are receiving many congratulations
The following West Virginians were in
the CITY yesterday: l q Clifton, Of Wes
ton; r Fl Cotton, of Wellsburg; J. W.
Cain, Of Spencer; J. C. BOrdall and family,
OF Noundsgilje.
Mr.. S. K. Mckee will leave on the 18th
inst. to assume the duties Of Assistant
State Secretary of the Young Mems Chris
ian Association of Pennsylvania, to which
position he has been recently appointed.
Adam Fendel, Of Pittsbgrg; John Stock.
dale Washington, Pa; NJ 0sleu, Macks.
bury, o; L. Sharon, Virginia City, Cal;
f. S Hedges, Springfield, o ]. A. Irwin.
Brilliant, O.; Capt. Van Fender, Belpre,
o are at the howell House.
Smiths Index, Of Parkersburg, an.
nounces that Misses Bette Thompson, Of
Cleveland. O., Carrie Morgan, cousin of
Mrs. Hendricks, Emile Thorn, of Wssh-
ington. Mamie Jackson, Of Tennessee.
Ertie Wise. of Virginia, Nellie DuVai, of
Maryland, and Julia Cook aud Ssllie Nc
Csndlish, of Psrkersburg, will be the
bridesmaids of Miss Annie, daughter OF
Senator ]. N. Camden, on the occasion OF
her marriage to Lieut.. Spillmsn, o s. A.
The date fixed for the Wedding is Jupe !.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09

WHEELMEN AT HOME AND ABROAD.
The Mcclure House will hereafter be
headquarters for the Wheeling Wheelmen
Fifty miles in hours, 7 minutes and
422 seconds over dirt roads is not go very
slow after all.
The Pittsburg hill climbing contest has
been set for May e. Entry fee 90 cen.G
Hall ,652 feet long, raise ! foot i'll 20.
lIucian A. Beall W. X. Bodley and
Robt. B Burt have joined the League OF
American Wheelmen aud Wheeling Wheel
men.
The Cleveland Bicycle Club are inspir-
ing their members by Offering d silver
medal to all Who ride 100 miles within x
hours.
The Wheeling Wheelmen will drill on
South ChspEne street on Tuesday evening
next at $50 Every member is expected
Oh time.
Chief Consul Wright appointed the Nc
Lure House as League hotel for Wheeling,
and Glenn. c. Smith ss League repairer,
last week.
President Mason and Captain Wright of
the local club, will receive spanking
New Rapids" in short time. 1t seems
to be having boom.
The bicycle is having a phenomenal
boom in Plttsburg ard Allegheny this
8. ason. J. Kercher reports the sale OF
eleven New Rspids" in elk days
The initiation fee OF the L A. W. has
been raised to 81, to take effect May Is,
and big boom in memberships ANTICIPATED
before that time. 81 rs is the way it stands
now.
On Saturday, May 29tb, the wheeling
Wheelmen," accompanied by the Barnes
Vile Bicycle Club will excnrt to Washing
ton, Pa where they will be met By clubs
from Pitteburg, UniontoSn, Brownsville
and Wsvnesburg, and i jolly time enjoyed
Full particulars further on.
1t is the height of absurditY to believe
that tricycle. riding is not la5y-hke and
modest A flowing skirt md the absence
OF hoops are oil the necessary conditions
90 far 8s dresa ID concerned. Even the
delicate lady can ride, and it requires little
time to learn. Boston Home Journal.
At their last mpe'ing he!i Thursday
night, the Wheeling Whseinen raised the
initiation fee TO 81 and limited the mem.
bership to thirty five. The club colors
for 1885 will he white and blue in the form
of penant The caps, hosa aud shoes are
ready for delivery and the snits are ex-
pected this week.
A circular is out announcing a hill
climbing contest at Pi,tsburg. The p,ase
selected is known 90 Tine Ice Houee
Eli, " which il ,652 feet in length with a
rise Of | foot in 20. Tires handsome
prizes are to be given away 10 the three
coming ia first. The contest is open TO all
members OF the League of American
Wheelmen. j. 8 Kerchsr is managing
the affair.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
The thedral NIissIon,

FOR the past week the Rev. Fathers
DoDohue, Abbot and Divine have been
preaching Mission at the Cathedral.
The exercises will continue for another
week. The first Mass with sermon 10 a. s
a. m. The second Mass again With iustruc.
ton will be at a. H., and the evening a,
1880 Rosary, sermon and benediction
Large attendance has shown its apprecis.
ton of the Mission exercises. All mem.
berd CT the church are expected to receive
the sacramento and those who fail to do 30
during these impressive deyotiors are
looked upon by their fellow church mem.
bers as very Indifferent Catholics 1t is
emiDently time Of renewal of piety and
fidelity to ones church duties and is Sc
considered everywhere and by all sdherents
Of the Catholic Church.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
WHYWE ARE SUCCESSFUL!

THE result Of study and observation OF the tastes
peculiarties and needs Of patrons is shown In the
goods we Offer All classes and conditions satisfac
ory suppied-the young and DID, fat and ean tall and
short all find perfect fits The is our goods are not
made to fit dummies but they do fit men, boys and chill
dren perfectly. We proud of the goods we SELL and
whv shouldn't we be- for there few houses in the United
States and none in West Virginia that can touch the
"STAR' in this regard.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
Fancy Family;
If You Want TO save Money,

And have your old clothing made equal to
new, have it done at Jos. Schms'zinetz &
Co s first class Steam Dyeing and Securing
Establishment, No l43l Market street,
Wheeling, W. Va. Special attention is
given to cleaning, dyeiug, reminding, re-
pairing and altering of gents clothing, as
well as the cleaning and dyeiug of ladies
in silks, poplins, velvets. mixed
goods, feathers. etc, etc. AL kia6s of
curtains cleaned o. dyed, Dresses dyed or
cleaned without being ripped apart. There
is no need sending dress goods east, as full
satisfaction is warranted here. Have ths
beat machinery and most experienced
Workmen. We can execute all work in our
line better, cheaper and quicker than any
o'her house in the city. Jos. Schmatinets
: Co. Remember the number--l43l
Market street.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
THE CITY IN BRIEF.
Matters of Minor importance Picked Up |
About Town.

Matters of Minor importance Picked Up |
About Town.
ONE marriage license was issued yester-
day.
ONE deed of trust was admitted to record
yesterday.
OvERcoArs felt decidedly comfortable
last night.
TIE hotels have all done good business
the psst week.
TIE Crescent mill will start up in full
tomorrow morning.
The steamer Courier will bring up an
excursion from Marietta to-day.
A HEAVY plste roll was broken at the
Crescent mill several days since.
The COMMITTEES on Health was called to
meet last night, bat a quorum could not
be had.
THERE will undoubtedly be big rush
for the Park to- day if the weather contin-
ues nice.
CHIEF or Police SMITH is examining
samples OF summer hats with view OF
making g selection for the force.
LAST night was an unusually quiet one
and at l o'clock this morning not a case
had been reported at Police Headquarters.
The Turner Society will give an exhibi
ton ut their Hall on Tuesday evening, as
sisted by some of the singing societies OF
the city.
| WILLIAM KIRBACH is the man who had
the lucky number, 72F, that drew the pi,
suo ratified of by the Maennerchor Sing
ing Society.
THE Dillon watch club is now in sue
cessful operation. The FIRST drawing took
place at the store lsst evening, No. II be,
ing the lucky man"
THE benefit carnival given for Mrs.
Cahill at the ALEXANDRA Rink last evening
was grand success. 0ns of the largest
, crowds OF the season was present.
THERE were three cases before His
Honor yesterday morning. One was dis
/ missed. one, q woman. sent up for thirty
5 days and the third fined 81 aud costs.
ABOUT o'clock this morning Officers
9 Carney, West and DOffy made a raid or
I the house of i'll fame No Is Seventeenth
7 street, capturing four women and two men
t Turs week the suit of JudgeR h Coch
j ran W.. the Wheeling & Lake Erie Railroad
Company, will be put on trial at Toledo
The Judge claims $4,000 damages from
the company.
CONSTABLE WILCOX yesterday arrested
, VIM. Lucas for sssaultiug the Waterman q
,, the Riverside mill. The case will be hesrt
! before Squire Msnion tomorrow evening
= at 7:3Op m.
q Local UNION No. 9, American Fin
3 Glass Workers Union, will give q grsnc
!. opening picnic at the new Fair Grounds
on Saturday, June II. They are making
a arrangements for q grand time.
J AUCTIoNEER HALLEs yesterday offsret
!. for sale at the front door of the Cour
House a portion of the Netf property, Of
Fourteenth street. After being bid up t,
i 81, $50 the sale was adjourned until Sstut
C day, the 22d. The sale Of tho Daily prop
erty was adjourned until the 10Th, hfte
$500 was bid.
The Council Committee ou City Priso
met in the office OF the Police and Fir
l. Board last evaning. The Superintendent
i report showed 30 inmates APRIL /; receiy
70 ed during mouth, %: time expired, 81; rt
leased 9; leaving 26 in prison Nay
u The Superintendent presented bills sggre
/ gazing Sl043l. Two hundred and twelv
e loads Of limestone were hauled during tn
;. month.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
Rig Moyem emit In Box Cars

During the past few days large numbers
Of empty box cars hava been coming east
over the Pan Handle road to Mingo, where
they are transferred to The C. & P. road
aud sent on to Erie, Pa Yesterday the
sidings at Mlrgo we're full of cars, and
more we're coming in from the west. The
labor troubles in the west are thought to
have something to do with the movement.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
RIPPLEs FROM THE RIVER.

News Cleaned About the Wharf and
from Our Exchanges.
The marks al the landing last night
showed 5 feet incbes and rising.
The Telegram is lying at the foot Of
Twelfth street with her boilers burned.
The Louis A. Sherley left yesterday a.
ternoon for Cincinnati with good trip
Marks at other places-On City, feet
2 inches and falling; Parker, fee; ! inches
and falling; Morgsntosu, fest 2 inehes
and rising; Greensboro. II and rising;
Lock No. 4, 7 feet . inches and ri.:n0'
Riees Landing, 10 feet 6 Incl md ria
ing.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
Coming Entertainm emit.

Arran yements are almost com pleted for
the musical and literary entertainment to
be given the latter part Of this month,
under the auspices of the Y. P. W. A., Of
the First Baptist Church. Tho association
heretofore hsT given splendid ent ertain
mente, and there ia no doubt they will
sus;ain the reputation already won The
names of some of our most talented sing
ers aud slocutionIsrs appear On the pro-
granme and 10 sufficient guarantee az to
the snccessial rendition of the programme
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
Ls.GooD4vo sci, drv 20 ods the cheapest

Clearance Sale of Harness, Saddles,
Brushes. Whips, rrunks, Saichels, &c.
We are nov having a clearance sale, for
a few days only, Of everything in our line,
in osds: that We may make some improve
msnts in our store room, after which We
will have Q grand opening and will shoE
YOU alarger and better hue Of goods than
can be found in orr city or sny of the
larger ueighboriug cities, Our Harness
And franks have stood thu most severe
test and abuse that they could possibly get
and have always proven satisfactory, as
our increasing trade viii testify. Come to
the Grand clearance sale, which viii only
be for q few days, ct Schwertiegers, ll46
Main street
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
SoriOu,ly Hurt.

About loon on Thursday a horse at
taehed 10 Will Rose's birch bser wagon
took fright on Jacob street, between Forty
fourth and Forty-ffh street, and started
to run away. Several children were ir the
vehicle, and Mr.. Rose, vLa was on the
siiewslk, started 70 catch the animal. Be
coming entaugled IN the harness, Mr.. Rose
was thrown TO the ground and very serious
ly injured about the head, arms and
body, the wagon running over him. he
was unconscious for several hours.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
Circuit Court.

Ia Part One of this Court, Judge Jacob,
yesterday, the hearing Of the Gaze Of
Schmsuder VI. Garrison Was continued.
Ia Part Two, Judge Boyd, nothing was
done.
la Part One, to morrow the case Of j..
E Gator va. Charles Otto is set.
In Part Two, tomorrow, the cases Of
State vs Solemsu Reed ct al, and State vs.
A. Cain ct al, will be heard
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
The EIks' Concert.

The gentlemen in charge Of the arrange,
ments for the grand concert to be given by
Wheeling Lodge B p. o Elks are rapidly
getting programme made up that will
eclipse anything in the concert line given
in the city for long time. The best must
cal talent in the city will take part. and
the affair which takes place the latter part
of this month, promises to be grand sue
casg
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
New Theatrical Company.

Msssrs. j. c. Boes and A. NJ Enmerth,
who are to become members of German
Theatrical Company, which will open
here IN October next leave for Pittsburg
to-day 10 engage several ladies and gentle.
men as members Of, the company. The
drama which they are TO produce is en-.
titled The Fathers Curse" and will be rem.
dered in both Eoglish and German. 1t is
strong piece and the young men sent to
Europs to secure it. The Grst presentation
will be given at the Ope.a House here.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
THE DAILY CALENDAR.
Fire Last Night.

About 9 o'clock last night fire broke
out in the furniture and repair shop OF
Louis W. Miller, located on Thiriy-fourth
street, Bellsire. and despite the efforts OF
the department. the structure was reduced
to ashes, together with good portion o.
its contents. Loss, 900. The fire orisi
ma. ed from q lamp
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
A Kick.

Mona" Zsne, Esq county assessor for
the country district, called at the Office
yesterday kicking like q md steer, and
wanted to know What in the name of
Great Scott does Governor Wilson mean
by his assessment orderH' All the promi-
nent farmers and sheep raisers in his baili-
wick. irrespective of party, he says, are
raising Cain because OF the change. They
want Governor Jsckson's order 10 prevail,
and that failing they want
the next Legislature to settle it
in accordance with the constitution. We
Mona to cool his anger with
GOBLET of ReymsnH or Schnulosch's best
brew, and then proceed to tell him he must
obey the Law though the heavens fall, and
the law as construed By Governor Wilson
was to follow the exemption clause al con-
tanned in the Code.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-09
INFANTS SHOES SOC, worth SOC, at
SroyE'S CASH SHOE STORE.
Close of the Horse show.

Prof. Cocker aud his educated korses
closed successful weeks engagement at
the Opera House last evening. A crowd
ed matinee greeted the horses in the after.
noon and an equally good audience wit
messed the performance in the eysning.