The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-03-18

A kind.hsartsd man seat - old
friend. tramp, 70 . rsstaursnt with
an order for dinner. The bill CANA in
for nine bssn aad sisar. Y.
Sum-
The rrsssh government = sosryins
about some means II getting wstsr
into the desert Of Sahara. Why not
orsansss . coolae Of stock companies
thsrsi Lowell Citisen.
A Belgian physiologist concludes,
after laborious insestgation, that in.
sects cannot distinguish the shape of
bodies by sight No; but they get
there just the same. Lowell Citizen.
A Philadelphia man predicts the end
of the world three centuries hence. 1t
seems pity that the world must come
to an end just as Philadelphia is likely
to loom up and amour. to something.
Puck.
A slight difference. You
and Kake Carter have come to an un.
dersianding, have you, Fredl Fred
Yes, sir. Father-Sealed it with a
kiss-eh, my boyl Fred-No, sir
with wax she wrote her refusal. :
It'd bits.
While Sam Jones Of Georgia is try.
ing to convert Chicago to Christianity,
Senator Jones Of Florida is trying to
convert Detroit heiress to m .tri.
mNny. Both appear to have under.
takea very difficult job. Chicago
Journal.
Bookseller Ito. Gle k)-see here,
jaime, you've advertised 1.-The Modern
Salon" in our list Of books. Clerk
Well, that was your order. sir. Book.
seller-Yes, but that's no way to spell
saloon two o's, James. See If it can,
bo corrected - Tld-tiIs.
''lt would never do for the senate
to attempt TO conform to the eight
hour law" said De Wlggs this morn
Ing. And Why noll' asked LIE Diggs
1T would sometimes compel Senator
Evarts to break of IN he middle of {
sentence. "-Pittshurs Chronicle.
Sam Jones complains that his ser
nous have been stolen and printed ir
a book in Cincinnati. If he were NOR,
familiar with the city he would ceas.
compiaing, and congratulate himself
that they didn't hold him up agains
the wall and make him read the prool
~heet..-Chicago News.
A sporting authority states tha,
there are in New York city and vic IL
ity rot less than 5000 cameo chs ol
choice breeds, worth from S. to SlU(
each, raised and kept for the purpose
Of fighting. This does not include
those kept for campaign Growing pur
poses in The Offices # illustra, ed daily
Journals. B oston Record.
ut seens to me thar We have had
moro c"ld waves this winter thar
usual" observed Mrs. Fangls tn hsI
husband. "Yss, ws have, hat then
Gen. Hsssn. the Chief Signal Of6csr,
had persousl rsss,n in ordering u
many" lndssdl whyl" He 6nd,
himself in hot water 90 sftsa that h
orders . esld wave occasionally sc
equaIlss the Temperature. "-.P,ttsSsra
Chronicle.
J. @. Eagle. proprietor sf The Nont
vale Syringe in Blount ouan'y, Tenn
has ssnk . shaft ninety feet deep on
his place, and clsims 10 have found a
rich vein of silver ore.
The Springfield Republican digs up
the Fourth Of July speech made there
in 1885 by Horatio Seymour. Gen
eral Butler, DR.. George b Lorng and
Colonel A o. Brewster were among
the speakers at the subsequent ban
quet--fifty and more years ago.
In the first nine months of last year
France imported l,074,719 tons of
minerals. as compared with l,O25,97
tons in the corresponding period of
1884, and |, ,232, 242 tons in the CORES
p,nding period of 1883