St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-27

"o"ah anu haie conipun-4Ea x TMh,
ion Joined the processouE II ".
about the park. He wore ackz.-A 49,
light colored suit and very tall collar that
partially protected his large, thick, red ears
from the night air.
49,
"How beautiful" exclaimed the young
woman.
by jove, it's very CLEVER remarked her
male escort.
$50 wierd and original! No one could mis-
take Wagner's music anyhow. really think
that is its chief charm. Don't your" contin-
ued the young woman.
II really can't say replied the young fell
low holding the relns. I'll have to ask me
brother Chawley about that tonight. He's
awfully clever on music, doncher know?'
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Two young men stood on the corner of
Fourth and Washington streets. They scru-
tinized the ky most carefully, peering first
in one direction and then in another until the
whole horizon was exhausted.
ITS strange said one, speaking to his
companion.
Its more than strange replied the party
addressed. Il don't understand it. We GER
tainly will have cyclone or tornado before
morning. It's most remarkable
whats stranger Intercepted q passing
pedestrian who witnessed their movements
and likewise overheard their conversation.
why do you expect cyclone? Has one been
predicted by the weather bureau?"
NO" replied the first taliler. That's one
Of the peculiar textures of it,
''what makes you think that there is to be
storm of such severity? 1t certainly doesn't
feel Wh1r'S
tnued the interested pedestrian
~
''well! tell you replied the original
speaker. I'VE have Just been up to u church
fair. We got four dishes of strawberries-at
twenty cents per dish-which amounted to
eighty cents. and gave the lady who waited
on us q dollar
'sWell-''
swell, she brought us back twenty cents
you're right 'rchimed in the inQuisitive
pedestrian. Something dreadful will happen
sure. I'm older than you fellows, and l
never heard of such an experience in all my
life. / think we will get OF lucky with
cyclone. 1t wouldn't surprise NE bit to
hear old Gabriels trumpent in the morning
announcing the resurrection day"
~
mo use talking, I'm determined on that
point
The speaker was man, at least nature had
Il
sex, and he had been playing the role so long
that everybody took him for man.
He was conversing with a male companion.
They stood. he and his colnpanton on the
business end of a bar-room counter, and had
just been testing their swallows to see
whether summer had arrived. The drinks
disappeared and the conversation was re-
Sumed.
ut is foolish resolve continued the
companion. THAT g all I've got to say about
it,
II don't care what it is, I'm as firm as a
rock on that score and nothing, can shake me.
l will marry an orphan if 1 have to take wife
who IS fifty years old"
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A life insurance agent and possible can-
didate for a life insurance policy parted after
a somewhat animated conversation, during
which the candidate at first refused to take
the policy out, afterwards relented, expressed
himself freely about agents and took the
policy. The agent smiled as he lett his pa
iron, and the latter walked about his office in
self-satished way.
did you get rid of him. queried friend,
referring to the unfortunate agent
Eyes sir, and gave him piece of my
mind
.'well! he seemed to be tickled over your
vews2"
Eyes, after told him what I thought of
agents. took out policy. didn't want to
| be too rough on him.
THE ONLOoKER