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FLORIDA EXPRESS

Nilie ana st. Louis via Thomasville, Alhanr
moni gomery, Nashville and EvansyiIle '"nN
ALBANY EXpREsa
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
THE TIDE WILL TURN.

The skipper stood on the windy bier.
"Oh matc,h he said, "set every sail;
For love Is sweet II true and dear,
But bitter is love II love must fall"
"No hurry, skipper tO put to sea;
The wind Is foul and the water low;
But the tide will turn II YOU wait a Wee
And you'll get Yes where you got NO. "
The skipper turned again with a smile,
And he found his love In better mood;
For she had had time TO think tho while
] shall find ten worse for one as good
So the tide had turned and he got Yea"
The sails were tllod and the wind was fair.
pont limit the pleasant words, pray;
They are for every one everywhere.
The tide will turn if you walt wee,
And goods not lost II but delerred
Suprosing your plans have gone a.gley,
Don't flee away like frighted bird.
Say that you've asked favor in vain,
TOmorrow may be bcttor dav,
The tide OF fortune Will turn again,
And you'll set "Yes' where you got NAY
The tide will turn II the thing you mind
Is worth the waiting and worth the cost;
II you seek and seek until you find,
Then your labor will never be lost.
For waiting Is often wOrBing you SEQ,
And though the water may now be low
The tide will turn II you blde wee,
And you'll get Yes where You got mo"
II Harper's Weekly.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
NOTES AND GOSSIP.

GEORGE FRANCIS TRAIN gives his auto.
graph to everybody who asks for 1t, and
predicts that 1t will sell for $40 in five years.
HENRY NJ. STANLEY was given recep-
tion in Boston la st ev ening by the Boston
Press Club at which there were thousand
guests.
RHODE ISLAND gained about two aud
half feet Of territory from Connecticut IN
the recent settlement Of the boundary-line
dispute.
The assets of the Kilby street firm Of
Shepard &; Co., Boston, who failed lately
for S04 900, are found TO be two desks, four
chairs and 50 Us in cash.
A CHICAGO clergyman ask "Can a man
be Christian and at the same time sue
cessful business man ?" He can II he ad-
yertises largely Puck.
"RoscoE CoNKLING, Bob Iugersoll, Nun
kacsy, Jay Gould, Russell Sage, Giuseppl
Morosini and the Vanderbilt brothers are
frequent attendants at the German opera,n
says the New York Sun.
ACCORDING to the Brooklyn Citizen the
loss OF Campanini's once captivating voice
Is attributable to his excessive fondness for
whisky and selzer, which he considered the
acme Of American drinks.
THE absence OF decided aud positive treat
ment OF the Mormon question by Mr.. Cleve-
land is plainly accounted for by the fact
that Miss ROse no longer blooms In the
White House, Boston Record.
Miss ANNA DICKINSON for many months
past has been watcher by the bedside of
her mother, who is over so years OF age, and
has for two years past been great physi-
cal sufferer herself, but she will probably
return to the lecture platform. The fam ny
reside at West Pittston, Pa.
THERE is sort OF Mendicants' Ex-
change in Vienna. For $40 1t will furnish
q list Of rich men who always give some
thing to beggars; for S. it will give list
OF men who sometimes give; while dollar
will purchase a list Of men who never give
anything unless they are drunk.-[New York
Tribune.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

AFTER Mr.. Randall reads the Presi
dents Message" says the ST. Louis
RepUJiicaB, che can do one of two
,hings-get in line with the party or
get out" 1t strikes us that this kind
of an argument is easily leducible to
an absurdity. If Mr.. Randall is to be
read out Of the party because he may
not altogether agree with the Presi-
dents tariff views, why not read out
Mr.. Bland, who certainly cannot sub
scribe TO the Presidents silver policy?
Why not bounce Senator Vance, who
is not supposed to take much stock In
the Presidents civil.service reform no.
tions If the President is to be the
gauge Of party loyalty in one thing
why not m everything
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
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The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
a Liberal Man.

Baltimore capitalist who paid $3.50, 900
for 300 acres of Alabama coal lands was
lately waited upon by stranger, who
said he lived near the purchase, and added
Snow, squire want that ar land to
make farm for my two boys, and I'I
make ye a liberal Offer"
swell, state your price,"
"I'll give ye plump $1,000 in cash, and
don't care how soon you make out the
papers, considerin' the fact that the hull
plasted parcel is full o. COAL which has got
TO be hauled of and tumbled into the river,
to be got out Of the way. Pm glyin' ye
the biggest kind of bargain!'-[ Wall
Street News
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

States courts for the recovery of dam
ages. Upon other and all points of diff
ference in fact the conferrees have
shown a most conciliatory disposition,
and both Senator Cullom aud Judge
Reagan are to be congratulated upon
the outcome Of their protracted con
tcntion.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
NEW BOOKS RECEIVED.

From w. II. Morrison, 475 Pennsylvania
avenue and 1894 New York avenue
white, Stokes Il Allen, New York,
publishers)
OLD BoNIFAcE; a Novel. By George H..
Picard, author OF "a Mission Flower"
and ga Matter Of Taste" stories that
have been well received by the public
and given Mr.. Picard an assured place
among the best writer's Of American ilc-
tiOn.
A VISIT FROM SANTA CLAUS, beautifully
illustrated in colors by Virginia Gerson.
This is Clement G. Moore's famous poem,
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and
all through the house," &C., Ia illumi-
colors, and is such volume as will please
the little ones 10y It's matter, and by 1t:
manner educate their sense Uf the beau
tiful.
The LIVES OF THE PRESIDENTS. Two vol
umes of what promises to be biographi
cal series, no less popular than valuable
including the lives Of "George Washing.
ton" and "Uiysses s. Grant, by William
o. Stoddard, author OF "rhe Life of Abra.
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are handsomely bound and printed, and
will be found exceedingly interesting aud
instructive, especially to youthful reader;
of American history.
TIE GooD THINGS OF LIFE - Third
series. This beautifully bound book 1;
made up OF selections from the best Of thu
many excellent Illustrations published II
Life during the past year. To those who
are familiar with the character of thes,
drawings no fui tn n recommendation vii
be Necessary. l. cons flutes one of the
landsomest as well as the most appro
pirate gift-books Of the season.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

The Dakota people are so much in
earnest about admission to the Union
that some of them propose to set up
State Government and crowd in any
how, with or without the help Of Con.
gress. This wouldn't be revolution,
but what would it be- At this dis
tauCe the scheme looks more like tom.
foolery than anything else.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
Handy 10 Have in the House.

A gentleman entered Chicago gun store
and asked to be shown some revolvers.
"Tlere is a nice family weapon,n said the
clerk.
"Family weapon;n
"Yes, family weapou just the thing for
domestic tragedies. II has six chambers,
sir-two bullets for your falthless wife, two
for the ruthless destroyer OF your home,
aud two for yourself. They are all the go,
now."-LTeXas Siftings.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

SOME of the New York papers are
making very lame attempts to dispar-
age the record of Colonel Moore, the
new Chief of Police. They might as
well attempt to batter down the Wash.
ington Monument with pop.guns as to
impair the unqualified and universal
confidence which is placed in the in.
tegrity Of this gentleman by the people
Of Washington.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
EpuCATlnMbl.
EVENING INSTRUCTION.

Glasses in French Photography, Mathemat-
ice and German twice week. Elocuton
once q week Leading teachers Gymnasium
classes for adults six times u week. Protes-
sional instructor. Literary society and oiher
privileges free TO members of the Young
Mems Christian Association. Membership,
si2 year. Gymnasium. only So Now Is the
time TO Join. Information courteously given
at the reception room, 400 New York ave.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
How James Missed 1t.

A fair and buyom widow who had buried
three husbands recently went with a gen.
tleman, who in his younger years had paid
her marked attention, to inspect the graves
Of her dear departed. After contemplating
them In mournful silence she murmured
to her companions: "Ah, James, you might
have been In that row now II you had only
had little more courage !"-[St. Alban's
Messenger.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
REAl ESTATE.

EOR SALE--The North Washington
It Real Estate Company have large and
choice line of improved and unimproved prop
erty for SALE offering rare chances for Invest
ment. Parties desiring TO purchase or having
tion of the city will find 1t TO their advantage
to do so through this company, which gives
its whole attention and energy to the develop
ment of that part of the city. This company
has seventy thousand feet In one tract on New
Hampshire ave. at bargain for Investment.
Also, 100000 acres Of improved farm lands
In Virginia for sale or exchange. 81 y 81 W.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

THE views Of Mr.. G. E. Church, to
which reference is made elsewhere,
relative to the organization of Il citi.
zens' committee, are sensible aud prac.
teal. y fair representation all round
is the thing needful and this is what
Mr.. Church's suggestions contemplate.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

SEVERAL libel suits, which, If vigor.
ously prosecuted and with equal vigor
contested, are not unlikely to become
cdUsoS celeJyes, are now impending-th
criminal proceedings sought to be in.
stituted against the traducers of Minis.
ter Manning, and the suits for damage
which Monsignor Capel threatens to
bring against certain New York papers
for defamation Of character. These
gentlemen are certainly entitled to a
vindication If they have been wronged.
In both cases the charges made are of q
most in furious character, aggravated by
the fact that one of the sufferers holds
high office under the Government,
while the other sustains relations to his
church that cannot be impugned with
out bringing scandal both upon him
self and the religion he processes. In
each instance, the outrage, If wanton
and unprovoked, is of a peculiarly
atrocious nature. AS to Judge Man
ming the opinion generally obtains that
he has in no wise compromised the
dignity Of his position, and it is to be
hoped that he will succeed in uncover
ing the origin and animus of the as
saults that have been made upon him.
The friends of Monsignor Capel are
also many, and we join them in the
hope that he may be able to clear his
skirts Of reproach. How much or how
little money he can get out of the
papers for reproducing derogatory
rumors concerning his conduct, de.
pends, of course, upon the extent of
their ability TO substantiate them, or
the Size Of the check the Monsignor
might be willing to settle for, without
a lawsuit.
THERE is something really pathetic
in the solicltude expressed by some of
the New York papers lest the Mall
should be defaced by unsightly build
ings for Exposition purposes. So in
tense are their feelings on this subject
that we wonder they do not recommend
the removal of the National Museum
and Smithsonian Institution, In order
that our people may have greater
breathing space. But let our New
York friends possess their souls in
patience, at least until the dreaded de-
facement Of the Mall Is proposed.
THE long legislative contest over the
question Of interstate commerce ap
proaches satisfactory termination with
the agreement Of the Senate and House
CONFER es on the Reagan and Cullonl
bills. The House yields one of 1t:
principal objections to the Senate bill
by consenting to the creation of com.
mission for the investigation and arbi
tration of complaints, but retains the
remedial clauses OF its own bill, by
which shipper may at his option in-
siilnte q suit in the State or United
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

IT Is becoming quite apparent that
whether we are to have any tariff legis-
lation this winter or not, we are bound
TO have surfeit of tariff talk.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

THE Gloucester fishermen, since
learning Of Secretary Bayard's attitude
with respect to their rights in Canadian
waters, are swearing as Justify By the
Administration as they were but lately
swearing at It.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

THERE is one thing that Congress
ought to do for the benefit of the Dis
trict, If it does nothing else. That is
to abolish the absurd and clumsy title
of "Major and Superintendent" of
Police. Plain "Cbief" is far more
business like and all sufficient.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
BOARDING..

DOARD--Mra. Maria l.. Gray viii
ID give frstclass table hoard and meals
sent out At SIS per month. 20i ID 81 n W.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

CTENOGRAPH AND
- DEPARTMENT.. Spencorian Business
College, reopcned Dec. z, 1886, at Room G.,
Waycrly Hotel, 50S Ninth st n W. Hours, 0 n
m to IL m, to 3 and b to 3 m. Leonard
Garfield Spencer and Geneva l.. Wise, In
strugtors.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
WASHINGTON, DECEMBER 10, 1886.
MIR. MANNING AND HIS CRITICS
AT THE CAPITOL.

There are indications that our law
makers do not possess that familiarity
with current and standard economic
literature with which the President and
Secretary Manning appear to credit
them. There are clauses in the Mes.
sage and Sccretary's S report which have
provoked some remarkable inquiries.
Representative Campbell of OHIO,
for instance, has propounded q conuu
drum. He wants to know If anybody
can tell him how Secretary Manning
proposes to uutaX the clothing Of sixty
millions of people by making raw wool
free, but maintaining duties on wooden
goods.
A learned New England Senator has
appealed to his associates for informl-
tion as to what Mr.. Manning can have
meant by saying that 1.-The highest rate
of wages results in the lowest percent
age of labor cost These queries do
not appear to have been answered, aud
the guileless manner in which they
are propounded conveys The inprcs.
sion that they are novel propositions,
born in the fertile mind of Mr.. Man.
ming, and inexplicable to the laG-
n akers to whom addressed.
The last few years have witnessed
the production of many volumes ia
which these propositions are dis.
cussed.
From Henry George on through
every school Of political economic
writers, and In deliberative bodies of
all kinds, these questions have been
debated and these theories advanced
and combatted.
Secretary Manning declares in ia.
miliar formula, and in as simple Ian
guage as he can, his belief that making
wool free would enable American
manufacturers to produce woolens
and worsteds of all kinds so cheaply
that all foreign goods would be ex.
cluded from our markets and Ameri
cans would be clothed with garments
of home production upon which duties
had not been assessed and which had
thus been ''untaxed by taking the tax
eff raw WOOL"
AS for the other proposition, tha
''higher wages reduce labor cost" it il
familiar axiom with political econo
mists of many classes. 1t is declara
tion that the best paid workers produc,
most and consume most; that they rcn
der production most abundant an.
markets most active; that product
relatively cost least where producer
are best treated and best qualified t
work and buy; that goods are cheapes
where prosperity is most general.
Whatever may be thought Of thu
soundness of the Administration s theo
ries, it is scarcely creditable to Con
gress TO treat as novel and mystifyin!
the familiar theories which have hat
advocates and opponents in many coun
tries for many years.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
FOR SALE-HOUSES.
FOR SALE---l0TS.


LNOR SALE-To Highest Bidder-LOt
II 80, square 1is, n o; must realize part by
18th: everything clear. Address propositions
to Owner, 1891 W st n W, city.
7 OTIS FOR SALE
IL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY.
For sale cheap, sixty of the best lots In LIE
Droit Park; also ten fine lots on 81 ST n o,
near II, will be sold low and on favorable
terms. L. s. COLLAMER,
629 II st n W.
EOR SALE 10 Building Lots In East
II Washington Is by 80, 81 800 for all side
walk laid; title to date. LOWE 81 D0NO-
HOE. 81 y Cap ST.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

IOR RENT-Basement Kitohen for
II laundress; especial advantages For
information apply To i1aS 81, between hours
Of and 10; references required.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10
GENERAL AND cRrrIcULAR.
ANcnoNEp.

ANCHORED.
By Senator Jones Of Fior'dd'
Love and Poetry are Twins.l
My soul to-day
Is far away,
Although draw my monthly pay;
Joy intense
hopeful sense
Glides down my drowsy indOleuce.
make no note
OF roll or vote,
so far from Washington remote;
AT peace lie,
Blown swiftly by
A cloud upon this Northern sky.
The old mans child,
With tresses wild
BY my devotion so beguiled,
with glowing lips,
Sings as she skips,
And leads me at her finger tips.
No more, no more,
The Senate suore
Upbraids me with its loud uprolr
with dreamful eyes
Ny spirit lies
Around the Palms OF Paradise.
OUR NEW CHEF.
The very best was what we asked
To head our city corps;
The District Lords could give no less,
And SO they gave us Moore.
BECK TO MORRILL,:
Oh, punster statesman from Vermont,
Why are you by your works enslaved?
You tear off all our tariff faith
A Morrill, man cannot be saved.
The Constitution gives power to raise and
maintain a navy, and the present state Of
affairs is therefore highly unconstitutional
Two society girls talking:
Maudc-Who is this Electoral Couut2
Fannie with interest) What Count? |
don't know. Who do you mean?
Maud,-Nctther do J; only heard papa
say something about Congress haviug put
the Electoral Count in good shape.
Fantle--1hat's the first I'd heard Of It.
wonder If he's nice? | do so hope we will
meet him in society this wiuter. It's dread
fully duh without the nobility.
1ehu Baker couldn't do better than to
spend the interval until he takes his seat In
the Nth Congress IN turning his great
work on "1he Grandeur and Decadence Of
the Romans" Into speech on the tariff
Philadelphia News.
beg pardon, but you appear to XL in
getting things confused about Congress.
When Jehu RECEIVERS his Lth after this at
tack be will call on you and tell you what
Congress he is a member Of.
The South may be showed under, but the
cold wave keeps her solid all the same.
1t took the Fenian Brotherhood long
time to find out the kind Of a bum O'Dyna-
mite Rosa was.
The one who writes 1t "Xmas"
Is surely at loss,
And for his Y he ought to
Be nailed upon cross.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-10

1H5@ DIR. j. A. MCLEAN, Dentist, Has
k.aS removed Office and residence
10 1405 l. st n w.
Firstclass work at moderate prices. Gold
and Amagam filing. Artificial Crowns per.
maneotly attached TO roots Gold-lined Rub
bor plates; satisfaction guaranteed. Gentle
treatment assured.