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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21

Our American Cousin viii be
put on tire board AZ Lyric hall, Oh
ffi.ay evening u neAt week, tJahy
2Jth),DA Ill exclusively nome troupe,
aud viii be played With first class
effect TIE proceeds 90 lothe benc
Ill of Grace Lhllci. All lovers OF
TIT size and it aching, all fllends
II the cil.l, Il. am: ;ll !.ief. Sled in
giving c9alnts.iaitse am encourage
nient - ltplne talent afe Invited to
show the ia.t 9s ti..is prrseAcr.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Scott's Emulsion OF Pure God Liver
Oil. with Hypophosphites,
It's Use in Lung Troubles.

DR.. Hiram Cadoretto, Of Jackson
vile Fla, says:.'I have for the last
ten months prescribed your Emul-
sion. to patients suffering from lung
troubles, and they seem TO be great
ly benefited by its use l5t4
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
"Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup

rs & perfect success is what We
hear on all sides from those who
ha used it and find it a certain
cu q for coughs, colds and all bren-
ichal tranbles. For sale by Iaihrap
& Slawson 1926
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
JUST ISSUED.
Dissolution Notice.

The co-pai ncfshIo heretofore existing b.
tween Iltua4psu;i u Jolinsul BIOS Is tals uay
dissolved ~ .luti 4 consent. lie Uusltiess Viii
o. c1uQiaeitd " lssl1A inu.apsun AID Anurew
JuhLsJn,
JOHN JOHNSON KEiIRING.
All persons Indebted u said fifm WILL make
pay lneat az once 10 John johnson.
X Il. THOMPSON,
Jans JOHNSON.
ANDREW JOHNSON.
-. 1,,.., v,r., ,.Sr
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Why lie Was Not kecogn zed.

Spiiiiualis,ic Mealu.,i--lun now
behold tile spiiii OF Al..rnon Snob
bins. Do you recognize him?
Nisiiur--I do.
Spiritnalisfir Medium He does
MOI seem IA recognize You.
Visitor On, tnat's because Tailed
In business recently. - HANDLER
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
That SaiIow COMPLEXION

l. caiisra by i disordei liver and
can o. relieved Al once by EEGGs'
lIyik Pills, the best laxative i'll the
Not.d. lja guarantee every box TO
give satisfaction. Fol sale ~ Lalh-
,Op x oitlwson. Is rs
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Well Drilling
and Boring.

We are now prepared, with the
best machinery to be obtained, to
Bore aud Drill Wells Of any depth on
short notice. We furnish tubing and
eurbing for all wells when 1t Is nee
esssry, free Of charge. All work
warranted. Address the undersigned
Ssm6 MOEN l. WHEELER.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
/ Want Il Good Cuagh Syrup"

Is IL very frequent request IN
our trade and we invariably
give the person making II
BEcGs, CHERRY CoUGH SYRUP.
~ we kn'v II =" he tu" bts' ,'s
most reliable in the ma a,'t For It.
by Luthgpp " pluusun. lo.2e
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Stlr and Grown ;; !: En- !: + j..

~ tnAarsae, Yown1 Fotls DEP. Litc-uryoai Co
reS Neus tis ono OF the trvt I Pa ,.sls Of +
hind, and ID now entering IL 9Th ar. i !.
Dubscsiption only a. Agents wanted .csessi
Vhera 0p1eadld rTen,iWMs or Coco Ce-s
CsssA1sDi Send for sample copies and ter11-
XAAofeD 0e0e and Cr0Nys, lnliHnc.n,:. -
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21

Eher Dahy vas sick. wc gavo her cASroRIA,
Then she was Il Child, she cried for { As.o"iA,
When she became Miss, she eiun. to Gas. OKLA
When she had Children. che gave them cASIoRl
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21

hereby give NY minor sons. Frank A. Paul
aged l. years. and Edward u. Paul. aged "
years inclr n.ie IL do business tor tnclilsriNc IS
/ viii not nc Responsible Tor their deDts or col
iecC any tnins tiat Is due tnein after tins date.
". L. PAUL.
Dated Cresco, Iowa. Dec. 70. ISIS.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Time t,iYcn Min.,rs.

Cresco, Iowa, Jan'v 10, 1856.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

the position, solely for the benefit that
| would accrue thereby to down-trodden
Utah. (Storm of applause). MY friends
all entreated me to leave The Governor
of the State of Kentucky, although of q
different political complexion to myself.
came all the way down from his
home to bid me good radiance.
| (Cheers.) I arrived in Utah q
total stranger; but have since
succeeded in making warm friends with
Mr. Lannan. A voice-"God save st.
Patrick.'O My only fear from the COM
mencement has been that might at
some time be placed in position where
I would have to exercise my own judg-
ment. That, of course, would be awk-
ward. But when cropping about in the
dark, like Christian who fl.es to his
Bible for consolation and comfort, 1
have flown to my Rays Third Part
Arithmetic and struggled to figure the
thing out in my own, honest, Allen g.
Campbell way. As soon as had vetoed
the appropriation bill and done every
thing felt would tend to retard the
material advancement of this fair Terri
tory. at the urgent solicitation of Mr..
Cleveland, l rendered my resignation.
(Uproarious applause) l havenothing
to fear; my tracks are well-covered My
heart is in the right place. although my
mathematics at times may have been
crude and eccentric. (Deafening cheers.
Fellow citizens, farewell; l am going
to my cold and silent bench. (Great re-
jolclng by the crowd, followed by cheer
full music by the band.)
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
Atlantic Monthly.

The Atlantic Monthly for April opens
with a paper on Governor Morris by
Henry Cabot Lodge, which will be found
of much interest. A short story by
Sarah Orme Jewett, entitled 1.-The Dull
ham Ladies" is also a pleasant feature
of the number, and with Mr. James
and Miss Murfree's serials furnishes its
fiction. Two important papers. one on
Responsible Government under the
Constitution, by Woodrow Wilson,
outhor of Congressional Government, "
the other. Reformation of Charity ~
by D. o. Kellogg, will be OF interest to
thoughtful readers. Julian Hawthorne
contributes paper on the Problems
of the Scarlet Letter." and this, with an
article on Children, Past and Present"
by Agnes Repplier, and "Shilock VS. An
tonic, A Brief for Plaintiff on Appeal"
by Charles Henry Phelps, comprises the
chief contents of the number. There
is poem by Mr.. Whittier, called REV
elation," and some other verses by
Andrew Hedbroek and A. M. Libby (;
also criticisms of recent historical works
under the title of Historical Methods"
and of some new French books of illus
trations. The usual departments close
most agreeable installment of this
standard magazine.
Houghton, Miffiin G. Co., Boston.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
Wide Awake.

The April Vide AIVake opens season.
ably with an ideal Easter picture, "On
Easter Day." very lovely drawing by
W. l.. Taylor; this is followed by a
charming springtime poem, willy IS
Garden" by Kate Putnam Osgood.
Lucy Larcom also has notable poem,
"a Ballad of the Hemlock-tree," for
which Taylor again furnishes fine full
page drawing together with text Illus
trations. Mary Lathbury, too, has an
illustrated poem, very piquant. "a Fairy
Story" There are some excellent Illus
trated stories: "Taz a Taz," by F. l..
Stealey," 1.-The Button Boy" by A. N.
Griffin. 1.-The Boy Soldiers of Cherry
Valley" by Caro- Lloyd, and "Diccon,
the Foot boy" by e. s. Brooks, besides
"Pollic Panama" and What a Frog
Lived Through" The instructive pa
pers in the number are admirable and
of great variety: Mrs. Sherwood in
Royal Girls" writes of Carmen Sylvia. a"
the Queen of Roumania, Mrs. Fermont
of Madame Recamier and her faithful
ness to early friends, G. T. Holder of
"Feathered Giants" Miss Harris of
Alice and Phoebe Cary in her series.
Pleasant Authors" Mrs. Treat of
Gave Spiders" Julian Arnold of An
Arab Dinner Party" G. E. Vincent of
''Juvenal the Satirist," E. B. Gurton of
!. How to mkae an Aquarium" Susan
Power of What to do in Emergencies, !"
while Mr.. Adams goes on with his
Search Questions in English Litera-
ture." There are also three fine serial
stories in progress.
d. bsthrop & Co., Publishers, Boston.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

WHEN THE news arrived from Wash
ington that the Legislative pay would
be withheld, Governor Murray in his
most ELUSIVE manner disclaimed to
several of the members any response
bility in the matter or any knowledge
as to who instigated the move. Yet but
few weeks before in his message to the
Legislature. the Governor had this to
say: .
II am informed that there is charged
on the books of the Treasury a large
amount against the Territory on &C
count of expenses of enforcing local
criminal statutes and keeping prisoners,
etc. | hare requested the government to
state the account, and to adrise me of its
wishes in reference to It,.
Now the question is, which time did
the noble Roman-teil the truth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
LITERATURE.
Wallace's Year Book of Trotting &
Pacing in 1885.


Pacing in 1885.
In the latter part of March or first
part of April there will be issued from
the Office of the american TrOtting
Register, in New York, a complete record
of al trotting and pacing performances
OF the past year. These performances
will be given in full: summaries, showing
every incident of every race where any
mile was trotted or paced in 2:50 or
better. These summaries have been
diligently compared and then recon-
pared with the official reports IN the
Office of the National Trotting Associa-
ton, and they are altogether more
nearly correct than anything of the
kind ever heretofore published. AS
there will be no skeletons or sham sum-
maries, this part of the book, with its
indexes. will fill more than two hundred
pages. Then will follow the great an
nual tables of performers under their
series. embracing nearly or quite hun
bred pages more. These tables are the
great educators of this generation of
hOrsemen and embrace all the past
teachings and all past experiences. They
not only show what performers have
come from the loins OF each sire, but
they show what the sons and daughters
of each sire have done in the way of
getting or producing trotters and PAGERS.
These tables in their simple arrange
ment and statement of facts, are worth
ten fold more than all that has ever been
written or uttered Oil the subject of
breeding the trotter. This volume of
nearly three hundred lsrge pages will be
handsomely bound in flexible covers
and sold 81. with liberal discount to
the trade, editors, postmasters. etc
Address, John H. Wallace. 212 Broad.
way, New York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

An OLD timer the other day, in en-
deavoring to place the date of an occur
renee far enough back. thus tersely ex-
pressed himself: Il mean away back
in tie times when. if a Teller wore sus-
penders, they took him for dude"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

SHILOH's VITALIZER is what Won
need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite,
Dizziness, and all symptoms of Dyspep-
STA. Price 10 and rs cents per bottle.
For sale OF A. @. Smith & Co. s Drug
Store
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

The FOLLOWING is submitted with
apologies to the Tribune slush writer:
As that surging throng of loyal
Americans, including the noble Ogden
delegation, with fiddle, vacated the
magnificent Opera House, the moon,
previously concealed, at given cue
from Ransford Smith, shed rich flood
of silYery light athwart the never-to- be.
forgotten scene, t. guide the loyal
surgers. whose American hearts were all
playing the. Star Spangled Banner
against their noble shirt fronts, to the
stately mansion of the man they had
met to palaver. The noblest Roman of
them all-with his hair parted in the
middle-stood within the main corridor
of his splendid home and to one and all
extended a right handed shake that
came from the bottom of the cellar.
What mattered it if a poor man was
among that surging mob2 With that
self-same grandeur of purpose and
loftiness OF soul that has ever been
an attribute OF the man, Governor
Eli h. Murray shook the hand of the
millionaire as cordially as that of the
meanest vagabond that crayed the priv
ilege: Meantime the surging mass of
free-born humanity continued to surge
up the plaza in constantly increasing
surges. True, twas. the patriotism of
that mighty throng ever and anon
came within an ace of leaping above
conventional decorum and painting His
Excellency red: but observing the fire.
9uency OF his visits to. the wine room.
they concluded that any interference
on their part would only be e work of
supererogation. On and on came the
surging populace eager to grasp the
hand that had grasped Uriah Wenner's.
But it was not until it became circu-
lated that theseraphiclady of the house
ives in the act OF shaking hands with
Major Bird that Rome really and truly
began its contemplated reveilLe. Then
it was the handsome hero Of the
hour, flushed with the heat of the
occasion, appeared upon the executive
cupola. cleared his throat in the most
soulsstir.lng manner, and proceeded to
deliver the following address:
Friends and FeLto6s. SGtizens-(Ap-
piause)-Six years ago was seated at
my bench In Louisville, when the Presig
dent of the United States entered, and
making a low obeisanee,- asked me if +
would be Governor of Utah Territory
(Cheers). Being in position of aflu-
ence from my newspaper business,
having been Colonel in the
army and Marshal of the State of
Kentucky, my family pride at the
time was something inconceivable.
Prolonged appisuse.) However, told
the President would think the matter
ovsr. Ny family urged me to accept
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

UNsHAKEN, UNsEDUcED, unterrifed,
His loyalty he kept.
louisville Commercial, Gov
Murray's organ)
God-forsaken, excused. unjustifed,
He turned away and wept.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

AT THE Governors love feast on Mon
day night, Judge Zane said:
"The approval of mans own con-
science is the. richest of all earthly re-
wards, and he accomplishes more by
even laying down his life for a sound
principle, than he who skulks through
a lifetime trying to avoid responsible
lty." Yes, that's so; but it's Mormon
hunder you're stealing, Judge.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
SOTT0 E0GE.

No. DEAR-Governor Murray's. going
out of Office has nothing to do with
Jacob Leviberg's going out of business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

ScENE-Warns Springs Bath House
(gentlemen's plunge.
ELDERLY INVALID (cheeriIy). 1 feel
these waters are doing me good. 1t is
not the bath alone, you know. but the
drinking of the waters as well, don't
you see, that is building me up. But
don t imagine 1 drink from the tank in
which we are bathing. Oh, no; my
stomach is too weak for that as vet.
Egad. rather! Bless you, no: just place
my mouth here, see. where the water
runs in and take long .draught thus
(swigging with avidIty.) l declare, after
the ice is broken, so. to speak, one learns
to take it with a downright relish. (An-
other swig and smack of satisfaction. J
really nothing like it anywhere,
provided you get it fresh.
Two ToUGHs conversing soto rOce at
other end of BATH.
First TOugh-This is a plagued site
better than that dirty old place above
here, amt it i'll
Second 1oa.gh-I should smile The
last time was up there it was full of
tramps.
First Touoh-But the water is heap
hotter up there, Bill.
Second Tough-Yes, it cools off run
min from there here.
ErpectOrdtiOn, ejaculation imprccdtiOn.
QUICK CURTAIN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

CATARRH CURED, health and
sweet breath secured, by ShIloh's Ca
tarah Remedy. Price so cents. Nasal
Injector free. For sale at A. C. Smith
q Co.'S Drug Store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
Wool.

OOAs
Buying priees.)
White spring az mos.
growth. loo a ,k,~.
Black spring (12 mos. ~ N
growth. ............ Sc a 70.
White fall and lambs Is
mos. growth) ......... IOc a r. Is
Black fall and lambs Is
mos. growth). ......... Sc a 1Oc .
ARIZONA white. &c q Ice
nlack. &c q Sc
Hides.
lBuylng prices.)
Dry flint hides ana KID, good IAe =
Dry flint hides and kip, damag. loo =
Dry flint calf skins, good, -. I2o q
Dry flint calf skins, damaged. . 09o "
Dry salt hides, Kip and calf,
good, :........... 12e "
Dry salt hides, kip and calf,
damaged. Acknowledgement. Sc "
Dry horse hides ....... 25c to 75c each
Green hides and Kip, good -. O61N
Green hides and kip, damaged, 4c & ~
Green calf skins, good. 7c "
Green calf skins, damaged. -. Sc "
Green sailed hides and kip, well
cured, good, ............... 6H"
Green sailed hides and kip, well
cured, damaged, .......... AZ"
Green sailed calf skins, well
cured, good, Sc "
Green sailed calf skins, well
cured. damaged. 49,. OK"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

The Tribune. quoting Shakespeare,
dubs the Ex-Governor: 1.-THE noblesl
Roman of them ALL" There are others
who feel like quoting little Shake
speare in relation to Eli Brutus Murray.
I'D rather be dog and bay the moon
than such Roman" we heard one cit
izen remark the other day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

THE Tribune is a powerful journal
and no mistake" remarked one Gentle
to another on Main Street, recently.
Eyes. it is in one sense" said the other
with smile. What sense do you re-
fer to ?" the first speaker asked. 1.-The
sense of smell, was the witty retoTt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
HOME MARKETS.
wHOLEsALK PRICES.

Corrected Daily from an Inspection
Of Rates Paid and Asked by
Principal Dealers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
tt e.

OFFICE OF GEANT, oDELL & Co.,
March 18th, 1886.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
IN the regular annual meeting of
the Stockhol iers of Grant, Odell &
Co. will be held at the Office of the
corporation, on April 5th. 1886, at
O'Clock pm at which meeting. In
addition to the regular business,
number of amendments to the Ar
ticles of Incorporation will be pro-
posed.
GEO. T. ODELL,
Sec. and Treas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28
LEAD,
COPPER.

New York quotatlons.)
lake Superior. ............I1X. per b
Other brands. .......10X q 1910. per b
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-28

Office Of THE HERALD.
Saturday E1ening, Mar. q, ls9a
Salt Lake Ore Market.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19

During the past ten years over io,Wo, t0t
shad. artificiaily hatched. have been placed
in the rivers of Georgia
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19
The First Railroad in Maine

II is related that when the first Maine
railroad was started, about forty years ago,
W. Z. Pitman. Of bangor. was a conductor
One rainy morning be started from Water
willie, and on arriving at North Belgrade. a
flag station. not seeing any flag, ran by the
station Just as tha train had passed tie
red flag was run out for some passengers 20
get on. Mr.. Pitmau stopped his train an
asked Stephen Richardson, the station sgeat
why he did not display the flag before Mr.
Richardson replied: BE you a-goin' to run
your train IL rainy weather. l didn :
think you would Chicago Herald
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19
OLIVER Bros,
Lumber Dealers
Wichita, Kansas.
AT
DIR. WIN. HALL,

OVER WOODMAN'S BANK. l43 y MAIN ST,
Continues to successfully all diseases of women
He does do general practice he gives his entire
in Wichita he has cured hundreds of ladies in this
city and adjoining towns any OF whom will speak in
the highest terms of his successful cure and gentle
manly treatment while under his care If any person
afflicted with any Of the following diseases will con
suit him first, time will be gained, money saved and
disappointment averted:
INFLAMMATION, ULCERATION,
MISPLACEMENT, or Prolaps,ls of the Womb.
and all UTERINE TROUBLES,
POLvPUS AND FIBROD TUMORS
causing TOO frequent painful and irregular menstru
at;ors.
LEUCORRHEA. etc.
He also successfully treats all kidney and bladder
trouble of male and female, such as,
PARALYSIS. NEURALGIA.
Foreign Bodies in the Bladder and Urethra
forms cf PRIVATE.
CHRONIC, and
SEXUAL DISEASES,
such as SpermatorrEea, Impotency, ard all the IN
pleasant results of such troubles.
SYPHILIS positively cured and entirely eradicateC!
from the system.
GONORRHCIZA cured in from three 10 eicht days or
no pay.
GLEET and Structure cured in patients OF years
standing
PILES and other diseases Of the genit0urinary or.
gans quickly cured He guarantees all durable
If he cannot cure you he viii plainly tell you 50.
CONSULTATION FREE
Remember that be is at his old ,ffice at IS Main
street, over Woodmans Bank. or address lock box
ga dSw
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19

Some writer or other il our fruit and
Hover peninsula declares it lad taste 20
pronounce Niagara, Yet il Is only this
morning that heard = gentleman born and
bred az Thoroli 20 prom un>e l. The Indian
sound. as transmitted " TIE French, Is
NeeaSara. with accent on the last syllable
The accent was once on the third, As in the
we'll known lire;
And Niagara stuns with laundering sound
our modern rem 3ering. with the long and
accent on the second syllable, mus. o.
course stand as authority. Montreal Ga
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19
The Famous Musician. Name

rercCCZ LisLt : Tie laillOls AluslCl1n :
name, ami "Fraaz" is said 10 be 4 rendering
OF his Christian name not only incorrect bu.
barbarous 10 hungarian ears
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1886-08-19

Wearing blue overalls is one Of the reguia-
sions adopseI by the s.rients Of the Inyc
academy
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-11-08

At q crowded table d'hote on the west side
a reporter was seated opposite a French
gentleman whose repaSt had progressed as far
as macaroni. After polite salutation and a
few words as to the weather the French
gentleman said:
sOne of re most breelyont writaires has said
zat 1e man who will deliberately cut up hees
salad would murder hees grandmozaire II
ees equally true zat ze man who will chop up
his macaroni ees capable Of any wat you call
atroceetee. Zare ees only one way to eat ze
macaroni"
Thereupon the French gentleman tucked
the edge Of his napkin within his collar and
enveloped his body in the linen so far as was
possible. Then he inserted his fork in the
middle Of the portion Of macaroni and twisted
it around I'LL he was able to raise 10 his mouth
sufficient of the food to establish connection
between himself and his plate, and having
securely established such connection he Olsen
gagged the fork with a dexterous twirl and
lowered it to the main body of macaroni, al
the same time beginning maStication, ac-
companied by an indrawing of the breath,
which had a persuasive effect on the inter
vening column Of nutriment, and needed to
be supplemented only by q slight urging and
pricking up with the fork to make the ascent
constant, process which was continued, with
an expression of the utmost satisfaction on
the part Of the partaker, till the entire portion
Of food had assembled to his lips, even to the
final length, which disappeared in a manner
suggestive Of the vanishing Of bell cord in a
passenger car when coupling link breaks.
Then the French gentleman took a dry
shampoo in his napkin and, with a triumph
ant look, accompanied by the characteristic
gesture of his people, he said:
"Zat ees De way to eat re macaroni. New
Work Snn