Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-06-01
BRIGHT BITS.

WHITE Jersey shirts, warranted not to
shrink, are remarkable barg aims You use
them as shirts one summer and as neckties
the neXt.-Lo9oeH Citizen.
HENRY WATTERsoN is now in Europe, and
the Louisville COurier-Journal is for the
nonce D@lng edited by the able person who
heretofore has contributed to current ltera-
ture over the familiar and popular nom de
plume Of "e 0 f."-CAtcago Morning Ne1os.
ONE MONTH of the strike has done more to
down the Hon. Richard J. Oglesby in public
estimation than twelve months OF Col. David
L. Llttler's violent personal abuses was able
70 DO. Yet there are those who say that Gov.
OglesDy Is Just "a popular with himself as
ever.-Ohicd0o Morning Ye,os.
NEW and interesting features are being
added to the idyl OF the White House every
day. (As this is an upright Republican
paper, DESTROYS of preserving it's reputation
Tor consistency, the intelligent compositor is
tearfully requested not to change the above
TO idol. ")-IndtanaDoIts Journal.
1T is becoming almost habitual in New York
for bridal parties TO be an hour late at the
church. At one recent fashionable wedding
the couple was nearly two hours behind
Time This, OF course, is not the bridegroom
fault. He can't go till the train starts. and
ne doesn't wear it.-NoreoteA Bulletin.
A sUPERsTITIoUs SUBSCRIBER, who found a
spider IN his paper, wants to know if it is con-
sldered bad omen. Nothing of the kind
The spider was merely looking over the col
umns of the paper to see what merchant was
not advertising, so that 1t could spit It's web
across his store door and be free from disturb
ance. smOlsth Journal.
WHILE a London chemist was testing
bottle of milk 1t exploded with loud report
scattering fragments of glass all over the
room. Prof. HuXley's theory is that the COW
had been eating dynamite, but we think that
MS hypothesls Is wrong A more plausible
EXPLANATION is that some fond had been
throwing nitro gly cerine into the well.-NOr-
ristOl0B HeraIi.
He HAD CAPACITY-Squire Bunker--Pro-
lessor, my son has been az your iustitoot for
some time what DO you think he is capable
or Professor simpson What calling or pro-
tessiOn do Won wish him to follow? Squire
Bunker Well. you see I'm well fixed. All
Pye got will he his. an Pm not expectIn' him
to do anything. Professor Simpson From
what have seen of your son, Squire, / would
say that he has capacity enough for that
7eDds Sftin0s.
TRAvELER-Thats the fire escape, 1 sup
pose?
Dakota Landlord-Yes
"And the elevator"
els yonder. sir"
81 always like to take in my bearings. One
thing more. Which Is the way to the cyclone
cellar?''
Through this trap, sir. A precipitate in
cline yet tender in its delivery"
That's ALL Good ht.-PAiIGdeLDhja
CAL.
He was department clerk and had been
married about two years. Being of a practi-
cal turn, his wire had been using on the daily
table some OF the silver plate presented at the
welding, with more or less wear and tear on
the late.
MY dear" he said one day to his wife.
where did you get all those brass works?"
why, love" she exclaimed, that's the sill
yer that was presented at our wedding"
ION, / IL? Well love, am not surprised
that there Is demand for silver service re-
form" and he wiped his mouth on dish Of
straw berries aud cream, - Washington critic.
TRAVELLER embarks at Marseilles for
Egypt. Al Naples he is compelled to take a
COMPANION into his stateroom, a Neapohtan
whom he hnds jolly good fellow. Next
morning The Neapol,tan gets up Hrst, and,
seeing the travellers toilet articles spread out
on the table, proceeds 10 use them, even to
the toothbrush The traveller stands it as
long "a he can. hut he draws the line at the
toothbrush. Here, stop moment he cries,
sprlngiug out OF bed: THAT is my brush you
are using, monsieur"
"Ah, beg pardon" replied the other: 81
thought IL belonged to the stateroom!''-
French VII.