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The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19

Thomas Hoods capital illustration
of rural journalism in England-by
Of extracts from the Little
Pedlington Gazette and the Little
Pedlington Discoveries been read
with delight by millions. The London
Punch lately had something in the
same line, viz. Editor, proprietor,
and principal contributor OF the North
Pentonville Gazetteer (dictating lead
ing articles to his son and amanuen-
sis) .tOur mind is relieved at last
we had almost f~eared-that Prince
Bismarck-might have taken such a
course-that-we-albeit withunfeign-
ed fegret-should have had to oppose
bis colonial policy tooth and nall
we can honestly congratulate him
On having elected to follow-at last
the lines we have so consistently laid
down for HMM these columns-and
We cam promise him our undivided
support, etc, etc, etc. The above
might answer as a pertinent illustraI
lion Of the egotism so perfectly dis
played BY metropolitan daily Journals
dAmerica n discussing public affairs
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19

Col. John Dyde, c. NJ. G., fell deaG
in the witness-box at Halifax, n. S.,
while testifying in the great forgery
ease on the Bank of British North
America, in which his son, John S
Dyde, vas implicated. Col. Dyde was
an honorary aid-de-campto the queen:
and formerly a commandant of vol
unteers. He was nearly so years o
age, and one of Montreal's most es
teemed citizens. The shameful posi-
ton of his son doubtless told on the
old gentleman's heart.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19

General w. t. Sherman, IN reply to
a request for a contribution for tn,
support of an aged and destitute fe
male school teacher In St. Louis.
pleaded heavy demands on his purse.
and penned the sentiment that his
wife, who is an intense Catholic, would
no sooner consent to have her chill.
dren enter a public school than a com.
mon tavern. Gen. Sherman ought to
put q paddock on his mouth. He
talks too much, and his best friends
are not slow to recognize h isfact.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19
The governor OF Massachusetts, has

The governor of Massachusetts, has
directed the Attorney General to co.
operate with district attorneys and
other officers, to enforce the laws oil
the state against all forms of lotter-
les, ever those of charity and loyalty,
which present the strongest claims
upon the sympathy and liberality oil
the people. This action is aimed
principally at Grand Army Posts,
which have carried on a system oflot-
teries TO raise funds for needy veter.
ans. The governor says: 1T cannot
be possible that the needy and suffer.
ing will fail Of relief unless tolerance
is accorded to schemes which are gen.
orally admitted 10 be illegal, immoral
and disrephtable. In the present ex
igency, there can be no doubt OF tht
duty of the officials charged with tn,
enforcement of the laws"
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19
PROF.. NACHTRIEB's REPORT.

The following is an extract from the illus
trated report of Prof. Nachtrieb, OF the state
university, to the dairy commission, of the
samples of butterine given HIM for micro
scopical examination:
"Fhe examination OF these samples was by
no means exhaustive, and they would proba-
bly, yield much more than the accompanying
figures indicate. The best and cleanest
looking sample had a butter odor and taste,
and would readily pass for butter. 1t had n
very small variety of living organisms, but a
great many spores which, under favorable
conditions, / nave no doubt would have
terminated. 1t also contained masses or dead
mould, bits of cellulous wood. various colored
particles, shreds of hair, b~ristles, etc III
ether two samples teemed with life and
yielded microscopic preparations or the
mou;ds and bacteria that would have glad
dened the heart of the student OF biology.
The microscope revealed the fact that the
greatest variety OF life existed in the inner
portion of these samples. and that the outer
portions contained the greatest quantity OF
active bacteria. The animals found in the
butterin belong TO the type of protocol.
Doubtful portions OF worms We're also
noticed. Many Of the protocol, under favor
able conditions, pass into an encysted stage
or develop spores within protected capsules,
and in these conditions lie dormant
till the environment is again favorable,
and it can hardly be doubted that
some of the many spores found in these
butternes were merely in a dormant state.
The great number and variety of organisms
found in the samples. indicate the use OF
foul water and a criminal filthy process in
making il. There can not be the slightest
doubt that the person who eats so promiscu-
Gus and so lively.a mixture as the butterine
examined. is running great risk, morally as
well as physically. The peace and happiness
of future generations is greatly involved in
the life of the present generation By IN
dulging In our homes articles OF food filed
with spores and seeds of the various classes
OF the lower OF ganisms, we are increasing
the dangers of parasitism- Spores that now
are harmless, may, by gradual adoption
through more or less circuitous routes, be-
come inimical to the health and happiness Of
countless Millions
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19

Hon. John l.. Sullivan has beer
visiting Troy and Albany, where he
was the lion of the day. When he
met and shook hands with his ancient
foeman Paddy Ryan, he exclaimed III
tones of emotion: Paddy, I never
said you were acoward, and youk know
] never did" The meeting was so af
fectionate and touching that many o,
the spectators were affected to tears.
It is indeed pleasant % know that
harmony and peace reign between
these two eminent scientists.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19

Those who have regarded the Chi
nese troubles in the west with indiffer
ence because the scene of outrage is sc
distant may find the question assum.
ing a more local aspect. The dispersed
Chinese in many cases are finding Their
way eastward instead of abandoning
the country altogether. Hence, sc
far as their manne of life renders
them a disturbing element, the prob
lem has not been solved by mob vol
lence.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19
Murderers Hanged In an Unconcious
State.

New Orleans dispatch: Friday morning
the 18th inst when the keepers made el-
forts to arouse Patrick III. Ford and John
Murphy, the condemned murderers, they
could not wake them up. After examina
ton by physicians, they concluded thas
the men had taken ~belladonna. The GOV.
ernor received a telegram from Sherin
Butler of Orleans parish, saying:
Ford and Murphy attempted suicide TINS
morning by swallowing poison iney are
in a comatose condition. The doctors pc
lieve the attempt a failure, but cannot say
how long it will take to restore them "
consciousness. Should they not revive Pc
fore the hour fixed, shall / execute the war
rants notwithstanding
The governor replied: Eyes. go on with
the executions. Carry out the warrants
In view Of the fact that the condemned nau
attempted suicide, Rev. Father oIallahan
in accordance with the rules OF theSathoie
church, refused to administer thelast sacrs-
ment to them.
At 1890 the arms and legs Of the men
were pinioned, while they we're still N 2 IL
cumbent position. Six witnesses wels
sworn in by Sheriff Butler, and the deaen
warrant was read to the senseless mcn'
They were carried to the scaffold.
At 1910, finding that the men were uh-
AUlt 10 Blu III liidiIcs tiC iORSS
ened somewhat i'm order to reach them 40
they lay in q half-recumbent position On
the gallows. The rain last night caused .ns
ropes to stretch, SO that when tbs rope lga
the mems feet touched the pavement. u
only took a few minutes for the exocutioneL
ROBBED in his black domino and wire masN'
to adjust the rope and black cap w
fore he returned to his cell, lor
lowed almost instantly by a sharp "swash
oil the axe as it cut the ropes. lnsn
the bodies OF Murphy and Ford snos
through the air-to come up WITH suu NM
jerk. The drop was about eight ieet. ~ ~
bodies were\ allowed to hang twenty-hye
minutes and wsfv 5St down AZ lie. in
Ford vest pocket was found the iulioNihs
letter: ~
New Orleans, March 11-at Nign''T.o
the good Sisters OF Mercy and AL my te,s
Ious friends: / cannot bear the terrinie"' x
grace / bring on my innocent onspiins'
don't deserve this terrible ending. MY cnz
emies have trinmphed this time. DaN.a
and Cunningham, | leave you my curse u
the balance my blessing. have necn y,
spondent to-day. / will answer AL to ~
God. Good friends DR.. Holland anu :. =
Parker. it's your turn next. Dear S's.e'''
forgive me. Goodbye. +. tt. Fohp
Capt. Murphy, the murdered I va
Tor many years n prominent and notorious
figure in New Orleans politics.
The Chicago Cottage organ factory y us.
! stroyed by fire, throwing two hundred ns'
| out OF employment. Loss, $loO,0oV rs
surance, SGT, 900.
! III. Nj. Benjamin and Herman MINI
| macher have purchased tho AsthenAap
| mine from George Wakefield Of Oshkosh
and ii issaidp paid 81 900 for the propefss'
Eight hundred American Hosiery com
pany men strils III New BEsaini Conn:
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-03-19
LOOK OUTFOR BOGUS BUTTER.
A Microscopic View of the Disgusting Impuri-
ties Which a Diet of Bogus Butter
Contains.
The Results of a Careful and Prolonged lnves'
tigation by Prof. Nachtrieb, of the
State University.
ROGuS RITTER.

The manufacturers of butterine claim that
it is certainly cleaner, and at least as whole
some as dairy butter. The old adage Is that
seeing is believing" and the dairy commits
Sloners of Minnesota want the people VINO
eat butterine, the dealers who sell 1t con-
trary TO law, and the lawyers who defend
them in so doing, to see with their own eyes,
aided by the microscope, the toothsome
morsel which the law would prevent them
from enjoying. The samples analysed were
bought Of storekeepers In Minneapolis, and
to the eye and taste were n superior article
of butterine. The names Of the dealers who
sold it are withheld until it shall be an
bounced in the courts as defendants for Vlo-
lating the law. In the meantime they are
neither better nor worse than other men VINO
sell or defend the sale of the abomlnatlon.
People of Minnesota's fair Glitter, this is the
~delectable substance that graces your dining
tables in the garb of wholesome butter!
How do you like it? The analyses and draw
ings were made by one OF your own respected
citizens, in the name of the state and OF the
university, whose learning is employed to
defend the people. What lesson does it
teach? We answer: First, that the bust
ness of making and selling this imitation
butter is nefarious. 1t is counterfelting in
it's most dangerous form, 1t springs from
cupidity, and is carried OF by fraud. 1t dis
places one OF the most delicious and
n%Ourishing articles of food with a
vile compound. which, if it had
not stolen the honored name of butter,
would be nameless, since no word has been
framed to express lis real substance or char
acter. That five hundred men and ten cities
of this great land may grow rich by fraud,
three millions of farmers must be defrauded
of an honorable business, and twenty mill
ions of people OF wholesome food Ihao
this object lesson may assist in arousing the
people to the nature Of this gigantic swindle,
and to its purpose to override law If 1T can
not control it, this article is presented to the
people of Minnesota by the state dairy COM
mission. w. g. RICE,
II. G. HOWARD,
Communication
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22

works here did great thing for this city as
well as doing good part by themselves, in
asmucn as they have exclusive control
OF tue manufacturing Of this class Of goods
west OF tEe Mississippi river. The new
ManKato roller mill, with a capacity OF
l,OOO barrels a day. is a model of neatness
and cleanliness. It II o handsome brick
building which readily attraets the attention
OF every visitor to the city. On both the
outside and inside it looks as bright as q
new pin and is a perfection Of tidiness. 1t
goes without saying that mill under the
management ST Mr.. Waters turns out good
flour. The engine used in this mill is said
to be the finest in the state. The Jansen
d Firestone carriage mandatory is a we'll
equipped establishment and turns out six
line carriages week. w. II. Long owns
an Immense cold storage establishment
where he gathers in and stores the eggs and
butter from the surrounding country, for
which the farmers receive several thousand
collars every season.. Marslis
butter tub and pail factory
is large establishment. There are num-
Der of wholesale establishments in the city,
Including an extensive farm machinery
sales room, and the numerous retail stores
seem to be doing Furnishing business.
THE EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS
consist of fourishing Catholic seminary,
the state normal school, which is now over
crowded, and merits an appropriation from
the legislature for an enlargement of the
building, and five handsome public school
buildings. The city is ornamented with a
number of fine churches. Last, but not
least, the city is happy under the admins
tratiOn OF a new Democratic mayor,
Hon. P. I'll. Carney, who is de-
voting his time and energies to perfect
ing new plans for public improvements.
The city is provided with an excellent fire
department and a superior water and gas
system. One of Mayor Carney's plans for
improving the water works is to supply the
people with water for drinking purposes
from a large spring of mineral water in the
near vicinity. The water is impregnated
with magnesia, sulphur and a trace of iron.
aud is almost exactly the same as the IA
nous Wakesha springs in Wisconsin.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
Faribault.

Special to the Globe.
FARTBAULT, May 21.-Yesterday o team
owned by George Dickson. and driven by q
young boy, backed Off the embankment into
the river in the rear of Iinderman Bros
carriage works, falling distance of several
rect. Miraculous as it may appear, neither
boy, horses nor wagon were injured in the
least. Mrs. +. w. Zimmerman of Red
Wing, who has been visiting her daughter,
Mrs. Otto Stroberger, on Sixth street. received a
telegram announcing the sudden death of her
SON Aroan. Mrs. Zimmerman, accompanied
by Mr. and Mrs. Stroberger, left on the first
train yesterday morning. ..,At the rifle
practice at Shattuck school, Private Simpson
made twenty-three out OF q possible of
Twenty-Five at 100 yards. The grocers of
this city have organized an association for
mutual protection. At their first meeting
the following officers were elected; President,
j. b. Wheeler; vice president, L. d. New
George w. Byrns; executive COM
mittee, l.. D. Newcomb, j. f. Healy and
+. Laufenberger. Hereafter regular monthly
meetings will be held on the first Wednesday
OF each month. j. w. Snyder has received
his new bicycle. 1t is a tifty-five-inch Column
bia racer and weighs thirty-seven pounds.
Snyder expects soon to have a race with
Woodside. .Messrs. Madden and Shattuck
are having two new ten-pin alleys put in the
rink. AT the Methodist Episcopal church
tomorrow there will be the usual services at
1880 and 1880. i. Bishop Whipple holds con-
hrmation services at Shattuck chapel to-
morrow afternoon at $780,. The Shattuck
base ball club will play any picked nine in
Faribault. 1t will receive challenge from
the GLoBE's newsboys nine to meet them q
week from Wednesday,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
GATHERED IN SALTWATER.
The Board of Trade Holds an Impor-
tant Meeting.
Discussion of Free Tolls and the City
Schools.
Board of Trade Meeting.

An important meeting of the board of
trade was held last night. The free bridge
question came up and WIS discussed at
length. A committee was appointed
to wait upon the city coun-
Gil at the next meeting and
see what it will charge the board to make
the bridge free to Wisconsin farmers. A
committee was appointed to wait upon the
officials of the st. Paul & Duluth railway
and urge them to repair the platform about
the depot here. The question Of the schools
came up and was discussed with much
spirit. From the speeches made it appears
that the manner in which the schools are
conducted is not satisfactory to the citi-
zens. The objections raised are to
one session at the high school
daily, to the early opening and to the board
Of education fixing the number of school
months and the amount expended for school
purposes, which is contrary to law. A COM
mittee consisting of E. A. Phinney, P. l..
Foster, Harry Wheeler and Jacob Dear
INCH was appointed to wait upon the school
board at the next regular meeting and rec
ommend change in the school hours and
insist that the matter of fixing the number
of school months and the matter of appro-
priationS be left to the people at the annual
meeting, instead of the school board as is
now doua
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
Iowa postn,as:ers.

WASHINGTON, May 21.-The senate to-
day removed the injunction Of secrecy from
several reports in cases disposed of some
time ago. In the case of E. D. Fem to
be postmaster at Nevada, Ia, vice t. j.
Ross, suspended. the postoffice committee
says there seems to have been no cause for
the suspension of Mr.. Ross other than that
he was consistent and active member of
the Republican party, and that his suspen-
sion was desired on that account in ORDER
that member of the Democratic party
might be appointed in his stead. The COM
mittee finds nothing against Mr.. Ross and
finds Mr.. Fem to be a worthy man. In the
ease of Harry C. Evans to be postmaster at
Bloomfield, Ia, vice A. Fl. Fortune, suS-
pended, the committee says the suspension
seems to have been made for political rea-
sons. and it finds nothing affecting the per-
gonal or official conduct of the outgoing
official. Mr. Evans is found worthy and is
reported favorably. Reports similar in pur-
port to the above, though differing in terms,
Hare made in the cases of W. T. Sharp
postmaster at Brooklyn, Ia, vice George
Phillips, suspended; S. B. Chase, postmas-
her at Usage, Ia, vice F. G. Anterior, and
A. L. Doward. postmaster at Marengo, Ia,
rice H. R. CrenShaW.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
ORTONvELLE.
A New Railroad--Farmers' Institut.

New Railroad--Farmers, Institute
Special to the Globe.
oRToNvILLE, Mimi, May 21.-A. J. Bailey,
the victim of Mrs. Croyiey's eggs in retalia-
ton for Bailey's persistence in crossing her
farm in preference to the travelled road. has
boycotted the town, and will transact his
business in Big Stone City. The building of
the Ortonville Lake Superior s. Southwestern
railway the coming season is an assured fact.
The surveys have just been completed and
the route decided upon Right of way agents
are now in the field, ana are being very gen.
erously and cordially received by the farmers
along its line, who appreciate what an
outlet to the Southwest and Duluth
would do Tor them. That section of
the road between Morris and this city will be
constructed Immediately. Dirt will begin to
fly next week. The Farmers institute, which
has its opening session Tomorrow evening
and continues over Tuesday and Wednesday,
promises to be largely attended. E. D. Porter
of the state experimental farm, W. c. Rice,
dairy Commissioner; wv. D. Hoard Of the
Northwestern Dairyn5en's association will be
present and deliver addresses. Nearly every
place of business In the city has been bright
ened up with new cost OF paint of late "
Rev. Thomas McClary, presiding elder of this
district, is holding Quarterly meeting here to-
day. The serni-anhual encampment of the
G. A. r. of the state, which occurs here
June Is to 10 inclusive, promises to be the
largest gathering aver witnessed in North
western Minnesota. The local COMMITTEES.
w. 7. Scram, @. FL. Nero and John McCallum.
is fast completing all arrangements, and it is
assured that the ei,campment is to be great
SUCCESS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
Rochester,.
Special to the Globe;

Specldl TO Cne GlODe:
ROCHESTER,, May 21.-Mrs. Wdel died yes
terday after an illness of but an hour and
half. She was at Mr.. Stedman's nursing his
wife when she complained of falling Ill and
was taken home, but died before doctor could
be called. Albert and Mary Markham are
visiting their brother, James, at Rush City.
Mr.. G. M. Ferguson spent the week in St.
Paul. Rev. Mr.. HUFFMAN returned home
yesterday. Mr.. W. S. Booth of Minneapolis,
who has been visiting in this city. started for
Chicago yesterday. He will make short visit
in Michigan and Ohio before returning home.
Capt. Weber of st. Paul was in the city
this week. Lee Fetterby brought in wolf
yesterday. MIR. James Walker of Kasson
was in the city this week. Marvin & Cam
mack are paying 81. 600 day for milk and
cream. Mr.. ]. s. Mathewsou's mother, who
has been visiting him during the winter,
started for home yesterday. The first issue
of the new Democratic paper is to come out
tomorrow. Mr.. Patterson, formerly of the
Winona accommodation, has been in the city
this week. Mrs. F. Fl. Yates of Tracy is Wis
iting her son, Mr.. @. Anterior. :. Mrs. Single
ton of Chatfield is visiting friends in this city.
-. Prof. Lord, principal of the st. Peter
school, was in the city this week the guest of
Prof. Darius Steward. Mr.. and Mrs. Matt
Cross spent the week with Dir. n. T. Stewart
of Stewartville.. Mr.. A. S. Clark has re-
moved with his family to st. Paul, and will
make that place his future home.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-22
Presidents and Their wives.

washington Letter IN Cleveland Leader.
Old friends of Cleveland will take you
aside and whisper ernphatically that the
president will never marry. They will tell
you, and how true it is I know not, that the
only weman whom the President really
loved has been in her grave for more than
twenty-five years. He met her, they say,
when he was school teacher in q little
town in New York, when the down had
just begun to come upon his lip and she
was sweet sixteen. They loved, but were
too poor to marry. Cleveland had decided
to go West and makes fortune, when his
sweetheart became sick and within a few
davs died. James Buchanan's love Tilted
him when he was a young man, and he
never courted another Fillmore had much
the same experience OF Cleveland in that he
was too poor to marry when he first fell in
love. He went off and spent three years at
Buffalo without seeing his sweetheart be-
cause he was too poor to pay the travelling
expenses of $50 miles which lay between
them. Most of the presidents have been
true to their first loves, and the only in
stance of president marrying again is that
of John Tyler. who was too bashful to kiss
his first wife during their engagement, but
was bold enough to marry young girl
shortly after her death in the White House.
The first three presidents married widows,
and Washington had had one OF two love
affairs before he got Martha Curtis. Wash
ington seemed to make it principle to fall
in love with nothing but heiresses, and he
got nice dot with Martha Curtis, who used
to tell him she brought the money into the
family. Jefferson was good match while
he was In the White House. He was a
widower and true to his first wife. Martin
Van Buren, was also widower president.
and though he said sweet things without
number, he did not talk love. Jackson's
wife was buried in the dress made fol her
White house receptions and Arthur put a
memorial window to his wife in st. Johns
Church while he was president and always
sat in her old pew.