New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1886-04-14

ciated. A motto consisting of Mr..
Gaugh's last words, Young men keep
your record Clean" was tastefully dis.
played on the wall back of the pulpit.
The best on earth, can truly be said
of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a
sure, safe and speedy cure for cuts,
bruises, scalds, burns, wounds and all
skin eruptions. Try this wonder heal.
er. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Only 25 cents. Sold by drug
glsts. ,.x;. ssz
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West'sW orld's Wonder acts like magic
| in all cases of rheumatism, neuralgia,
burns. bruises cuts aud: wounds. All
druggists.
The Clear6eld Pa.) region coal min.
| ers, who are on a strike, claim they can
only earn $1,000 per month at present
rates, and petition Gov. Pattison for
the correction of evils over. which the
state has control.
'I'll attend to it soon.'' Don't cheat
yourself in that way Your hair is grow
ing thinner, dryer and more lifeless
every day. Save it and restore its origi.
nal color, softness and gloss by using
Parker's Hair Balls am while you may.
May. l
First Socialist Let 81 plumber some
building? Second Soci alist-All right.
Here's building right here. ooh, go
long; there's nothing we want there"
'What is it?'' ''W'y, man. it's bath
house. ''-Chicago Neaos.
The standard. Vests Liver Pills. Always
reliable, never fail. Cure all liver and
stomach diseases. 30cpills 25c. All
druggists.
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Mistress to New Servant bridget,
where is the dessert?" Bridget (glow.
ing with pride)-'Ther dessert. mum?
It's in Afriky or Agypt. The teacher
alwus called me foine lump ov Ia
cholar.' -Judge.
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The Verelict Unanimous.
WD. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind,
testities: Il can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every
case. One man took six bottles, and
was cured of Rheumatism of 10 years.
standing Abraham Hare, druggist,
Bellville. Ohio, affirms: ''The best sell
ling medicine l have ever handled in
my 20 years experience, is Electric
Bitters.' Thousands of others have
added their testimony, so that the YER
dict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do
cure all diseases of the Liver, Kidneys
or Blood. Only half dollar bottle
at, C.L. Roos Drug Store. ri
Texas Siftings: care you going tc
send your wife to a watering place this
summer" Eyes l guess I'll have to dc
so. have paid enough money te
keep that woman in good repair te
have bought three or four new ones.''
April showers bring forthMav flowers
also bring on rheumatism. Cure, Vests
Worlds Wonder. All druggists.
| Two New Jersey men in love will
the same woman recently fought a due
with heavy sticks. At the completion
of the fight both men were insensible
and had to be carried home on stretch
erS.
i Whooping-cough readily yields t.
Vests Cough Syrup, the never failin!
cure for bronchitis, consumption, asth
ma. etc. All druggists.
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Louisiana farmers are organizing
general movement to plant less cotto1
and raise more hog and hominy unit
such time as the price of cotton advanc
es.
Even Japan and China dealers keep i
stock and sell Vests Liver Pills
s:the worlds best. Liver complaint, dvs
pepsia, Indigestion and sick headach
readily yield to them. 80 pills 25c. A
druggists the world over.
Nebraska farmers are experimental
with boxelder as q sugar-producin
- tree. Samples of molasses and sug;
made Of the sap have the appearant
2 and taste of the Vermont article.
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II The lame,the halt; the rheumatic a
: sing the praises of Vests World Vol
g der, Try one bottle and you will neve
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