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National Republican., 1886-08-03
EP I r H E l. I ON A
OR SKIN CANCER.

For seven years suffered with cancer on my
face. Eight months ago n friend recommended the
use OF Swifts Specific and determined TO make
an effort To procure It, In this was successful and
began It's use. The influence Of the medicine at first
was TO somewhat agRTavate the sore; but soon the
Inflammation was allayed, and begPu to improve
after the first few bottles. My general health has
greatly improved. am stronger, and able 10 do
any kind Of work, The cancer on my face began
10 decrease and the ulcer to heal until there Is not
yestige OF it left-only little scar marks the
place. Mas. JoIoIE A. MCDONALD.
-ATLAETA, GA, Aug, IL, 1885.
have had cancer on my face for some years,
extending from one cheek bone across the nose 10
the other, II has given me u great deal OF pain,
At times burning aud itching TO such an extent that
It was almost unbearable commenced using
Swift's Specific in May, 1898, and have used eight
bottles II has given the greatest relief by removing
the Inflammation and restoring my general health
w. BARHEs.
KNOXVILLE, Iowa, Sept 3, 1888,
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free,
The SWIFT SPECIFIC 90, Draw ., Atlanta. Ga.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
DIsoharged from Service.

Sergeant Maurice Connell, Of the signal
corps, who was prominent In the recent
difficulty at Fort Myer, has been dis
charged from the service by reason of the
expiration Of his term. Gen. Hazen says
that the recent outrageous and unfounded
charges that ConnelI made had nothing
to do with his discharge, but the fact that
he could not be Ie-enllsted was probably
the reason of his spiteful and jealous talks.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Trayler-SberiR.

James R. Trayler, Of the fish commission,
and Miss Susie r. Sheriff; the eldest daugh-
ter of George L. Sheriff, the wood and coal
the residence OF the BRIDES parents, on
Third street. Mr.. and Mrs. Trayler left on
an early train for Woods Holl, Mass,
where they will spend the summer.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Paying the Awards.

The awards Of the Alabama claims COM
mission are being paid off by the Secretary
Of the Treasury. There are judgments
against the government for $16, ,292. .607.26
but there are only So, 739, 1854 with which
to pay them, so about 35 per cent. only Of
the claims will be paid. The first comp
troller is passing upon the claims at the
rate OF about $50 per day. There are 0, 1888
claims in all. The claims are being paid In
rotation Of the time Of Judgment.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

Acting Secretary Fairchild has instructed
the collector of customs at New York to
pay into court the proceeds OF tho sale Of
the derelict goods saved by wreckers from
the steamship Oregon sunk off the coast Of
Long Island, amounting to 81 ,O06, aud also
to turn over to the United States marshal
the rest Of the saved goods remaining un-
sold In order that the court may exercise
jurisdiction and determine all questions
arising from the wreck.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

The President sent the following nomina-
tions to the Senate yesterday:
Mai. Horace Jewett to be lieutenant colonel
OF the Sd infantry; Lieut.. Col. George Gibson,
to be colonel of the 9th Infantry First Lieut.,
Walter Il. Guggan, TO be captain Of the 10th in-
fantry Second Lieut.. Charles ]. T. Clarke, 70
be first lieutenant of the 10th infantry; Cant,
John B. Parke, to be major Ofthe 10Th infantry,
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Remember the ball game to-day at 43O
The Humane Society.

Permission has been granted the Humane
Society by the District commissioners to
erect stone drinking trough for animals
near the Long bridge. During the past
month Agent Key has investigated 1856
cases Of cruelty to animals, IA OF which
were prosecuted in the police court. There
were 13 convictions for beating q horse,
2 for overlooking, and the remainder for
using horses and mules while lame OF
CALLED. The society has rooms now with
street northwest,
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Nervou. DebilItated Men,

You are allowed a free trial OF thirty days OF
the use of Dr. Dyes celebrated VOltaic Bolt,
with electric suspensory appliances for the
speedy relief and permanent cure OF nervous
debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all
kindred troubles; also for many other diseases.
Complete restoration to health vigor, and man
hood guaranteed. No risk IL Incurred. Illus
trated pamphlets, with full information, terms,
&C., mailed free by addressing Voltaic Belt
Company, Marshall, Mich.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Report of the second Auditor.

The second auditor submitted his report
to the Secretary of the Treasury yesterday.
1t shows that 6,170 claims were audited for
arrears OF pay and bounty. amounting to
S7s7, 713. 80 in 1886, against $3.50, amount
ing to $40, ,064.50 In 1885. As soon as the
deficiency bill becomes law this three
quarters Of a million OF dollars will be paid
out and put into circulation, and will carry
Joy and gladness to the hearts OF many old
soldiers.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
CITY ITEMS.

Rowland DENTAL, ASSOCIATION, nj -Four.
and-a-half street northwest, three doors north Of
Pennsylvania avenue. II. p, Rowland, NJ. d., q,
II. Rowland, D. p. g., surgical, operative, and
trous oxide, 80 cents each tooth, aud only 30
cents extra for gas, whether one or a number
of teeth are extracted at the same sitting, Have
administered nitrous oxide 10 over 10000 per-
sons Artificial teeth 81 per set, Gold, anal.
gam, and white Filings Inserted In the best
manner. AL work warranted firsE class.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
ouGht 10 Have neen RetaIned.

Miss L. A. Meiklehem, who is grand
daughter Of Thomas Jefferson, was dis
charged from the patent Office on Saturday.
She is the only support Of brother, who is
great invalid, and neither have any other
regular support.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
ULAsHINGToN. OHIO & WESTERN RAIL-
" ROAD.
Schedule in effect June 20. Isss.

Schedule in effect June 20, 1885.
Trains will leave from and arrive at b. & p.
Station, Sixth and B streets, us follows;
Leave Washington $40 a. m. daily, except
Sunday, and 445 p. m. daily, ARRIVING ut RonnI
Hill ll:44 a. m. and 7:l9 y. m.
Leave Washington $50 p. m. daily. except
Sunday, arriving at Vienna 7:23 D. m
Returning trains leave Round Hill at Cos
O. IN. daily, and at 3:l5 p. m. daily except Sun
day, arriving at Washington $40 a. m. and SIS
p. m. -
Monthly and quarterly commutation rates.
One thousand mile tickets .ssss-p-REII,,
National Republican., 1886-08-03
UNDERTAKINGS.
VosEPH @. LEE,
eJ Formerly Of Henry Lees Sons, Undertakers,
NEW AND CoMNODIOUS WARER00Ms,
No. 825 Pennsylvania avenue N. W.
93rResdenoe on the premises.
DON'T YOU FORGET

That we are here with a great
stock of Sample Suits OF Mems,
Boys, and Children's Clothing.
We sell good clothing less than
you have to pay for common
ones. Elegant Pants, worth IS,
for Sass ones for So; Children's
Suits reduced from SO and 81
to $500; the best IS cent
Children's Pants in America;
Shirt Waist IS cents. Do you
want to save money! Do you
want clothing for Men, for Boys,
for Childrenf Ifyoudo, visit the
great sale of Sample Suits and
all kinds of Mems, Boys, and
Children's Clothing, al os4 9TH
st. N. W., bet. and Mass. ave.,
one door below Burdette's Dry
Goods House,
National Republican., 1886-08-03
STEAMBOAr EINEs.
NAILY LINE TO NORFOLK AND FORT
- MONROE

DAILY LINE TO NORFOLK AND FORT
~ MONROE.
steamer GEORGE LEARY, Mondays,
Wednesdays, and Fridays. at $3.50 D. M, nom
LAKE. IuesdHys, Thursdays and SATURDAYS.
at same hour, from Sixth street wharf
Firstclass fare, ~; round trip, 50. Return
tickets good on either steamer.
The LEARY stops at Piney Point aud Corn
Piney Point each trip and Colonial Beach on
Saturdays only, The LEARY connects with
Boston and Providence steamers. Both steam
ers connect with Ariel for Richmond, Old Do
miniOn line for New York, and with all other
railroad and steamboat lines at Norfolk
Secure rooms aud tickets ut 1851 aud 6lo
PennsylyaHia avenue ana office Knox Express,
COS Pennsy lvaniR avenue, who will also check
baggage az hotels and private residences.
LtARl's Telephone Call, 1853.
LAKES Telephone Call, VI. Ie29.3m
National Republican., 1886-08-03
HAY quiet and steady; prime to choice west.

hal qulet huu stcuuy piimo w oOuoiVo "ess-
PROVISIONS steady. Mess pork, .sil.25@
1l.75. Bulk meats-shoulders and CLEAR. rib
sides, packed, ,694@714c. Bacon, shoulders,
Lard-refned, 71Sc. Butter firm; western
packed, l0@l5c; creamery, l6@2lc. Eggs quiet
at 1l1SGi2c. Petroleum dull: refined, $50.
COFFEE quiet; Rio cargoes, ordinary to
fair. S7k@Q5Ic.
SUGAR Steady; A soft, &c; copper refined
steady 9LGl0c.
WHISKY steady, si.l9@L20.
BALTIMORE STOCK MARKET.
BALTIMORE, Aug. 2.-Virginia 6s consoli.
dated, So; past due coupons, 6s; 104Os, with
coupon, 43Lt; new 3s, 6SJ6 bid do-day.
BALTIMORE CATTLE MARKET.
BALTIMORE, Aug. Observation-Disclosures only
far, and prices 1z6o3sc lower. Best beeyes. 41s
@5c. first quality, 41sC@i5ac; medium, 3l+9ioi
ordinary, 2A6D3c. Most sales were from 20
45Ec; receipts, 2,239 head; sales 1,l20 head.
s%ine-Falr supply and fairly good demand
receipts, 5,097 head; quotations, 69G1Ic. The
receipts OF sheep and lambs were 4Oi6 head
quotations, sheep, 2@ic; lambs, 3GSAc.
Washington Stock Exchange.
The following list Of the most active stocks dealt
In on the Washington Stock Exchange 10 furnishes
by Messrs. Bell Co., bankers. No. 1887 PennAyl'
Y mi
National Republican., 1886-08-03
MARRIED..

q, TRAYL OR. .--on Monday, Aug. Q,
1856. at the residence of the bride, by the Rev,
&. G, Meador, JAMES q. TRAYLoa and SUSIE 4,
National Republican., 1886-08-03

ney Butter churned every morning aud dellv.
cred In u pound WARD prints, at IS cents per
pound. Also, cottage cheese, cents per balii
buttermilk, b cents per quart, and sweet milk
at cents per quart.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

BERKELEY, apure rye whisky, the best on the
mArket 'rsthe price, "a per gallan, q a quart,
and 50 cents pint, 26 cents o sample bottle
ThArp. 619 y street n0rthWeats
National Republican., 1886-08-03
Nominations.

RECoGNIZED medical authorities term Red
Star Cough Cure a valuable discovery.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

IVOI TIIDVHl HIIUUHIIHB 10 '''s,''," t1llOOU
Application for rates TO clubs should be made
only 10 the office OF the company In New Or.
leans
For further information write clearly, giving
full address.
Postal Notes Express Money Orders, or New
York Exchange in ordinary letter. Currency
Invariably by express lat our expensel, ad-
dressed NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
Make P, o. Money Orders payable and ad.
dress Registered letters 10 NEW ORLEANS
NATIONAL BANK, New Orleans, La.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

Y ADIEs-JUsT PUBLISHED, "TREATIsE
i on SelfDeyelopment Of the Female Bust
and Form" Colofed Anatomical plate, flli
explanation, medical opinions, 30, mailed
lsealedl for % cents. Address p. o. DRAWRR
t79, Buffalo, N. Y.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
The Standard Recording and Alarm Gauge.
FOR INDICATING RECORDING PRESSURE WITHIN
BOILERS, WATER-PIPEs,

b. F. Isherwood, Chief Engineer, U. S.
Navy, writes as follows:
National Republican., 1886-08-03
The following daily market reports have been
Furnished by J. Vance Lewis, broker, Le Drot
building, Eighth and streets, being the most 10
tive stock1 In the New York exchanRe
Grain and ProYisIons.

Following is the range OF prices in the Chicago
market, furnished by II. X. Plain Co., 1t, Cloud
Building, corner OF Ninth and streets.
DnnU. High. Low, ClsR
National Republican., 1886-08-03
wrecksge from the Oregon.

ST. JACOBS OIL removes all pain and inilam-
nation following severe cuts or bruises.
National Republican., 1886-08-03
MEDICAL.

NDTTNT AND WHISKY HABITS
OI lO wi cured at home without
pain; book Of particulars sent free. NJ
WoOLLEY, NJ. D., Atlanta, Ga de26,d&W-6m
National Republican., 1886-08-03

LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY COMPANY.
Incorporated In 1868 for 25 years by the Legis-
lature for educational and charitable purposes,
with capital Of 81 900, to which a reserve
fund Of over $3.50, 600 has since been added.
By an overwhelming popular vote It's fran
Htitution, adopted December 2, A. d. 1879.
Its Grand Single Number Drawings will take
place monthly. II never Scales or Postpones
Look ut the following distribution:
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING
AZ the Academy of Music, New Orleans, TUES
DAY, AUG. ~, 1886.
100000 Tickets at Five Dollars Each. Frac-
tions in Fifths in Proportion.
IIgT or PRIZEg
National Republican., 1886-08-03
LOUISIANA STATE LOTTERY COMPANY

UNPRECEDENTED ATTRACTIONS
OVER QUARTER MILLION DISTRIBUTED I
National Republican., 1886-08-03

The well-known Expert in Hydraulic Engi-
neering, ]. J. r. Croes, Esq, states that "the
evidence obtained by the use Of these Record
ing Gauges is extremely useful, and is a most
effective means for discovering whether waste
occurs, and attracting offenders in this respect"
For descriptive pamphlet. reduced price list,
or further information, address
The Edison Recording and Alarm Gauge co. ]
! -. 81 Liberty Street, Nsw-York.
National Republican., 1886-08-03

"The use of Recording. Steam Gauges and
High-Pressure Alarms on Boilers is Of SUI
preme importance, because it is a means for
the preservation Of Life and Property, for the
discovery of the causes Of Stcam.6siLer erpb-
sio,is, and for the Just adjudication Of damages
Vhen the latter occur, ETC., ETC."
National Republican., 1886-08-03

We, the undersigned, ex-soldiers and mem.
bers of the Grand Army of the Republic, most
heartily agree 10 the purposes and sentiments
of the foregoing address and commend IL to the
thoughtful consideration of all who have the
true Interests of the ex-soldier at heart.
ALBERT ORDwAY,
J. z. LoTHRoP,
WILLIAM ii. WEBSTER,
FRANK A. BUTTS,
H. H. MCKEE
National Republican., 1886-08-03

Geo. n. N. Tower, late U. S. Supervising
Inspector General. " Steamers, writes as
follows:
AN. B. EPSON, Esq, President.
"Sir: l have carefully examined your lndi-
eating and Recording Steam Pressure Gauge
and High-Pressure Alarm, and am well salts
fed that It will do all that is claimed for IT, l
have witnessed its action for some years past,
and consider il invaluable to owners and users
Of steam power, as it is a complete check on
the doings Of the engineer and fireman. Its
perfect reliability is unquostioned. Nothing
harms boiler more than fluctuations in pres
sure, and nothing is more prejudcial to econ
omy in fuel, and the ,eeoyd-ehart Of this gauge
shows at once whether the pressure is uniform,
and the amounts of all variations. In case of
an explosion it Is very difficult, and generally
impossible, to determine the amount of steanl-
pressure at the moment of rupture; but il this
gauge Is attacked, the record sheet gives an
indubitable and accurate register of the pres
sure in pounds, which may assist greatly in
determining the cause Of the explosion. MS
Of great assistance 10 6oiisr.inspretoyS, for ii
SkS7vS them k01V e1feitHkiyd an engineer has odyea
fer his boiler, and, also, 7Ohet6er he prescribed
pressure has been rrceedeS-H H010 much and h07O
often : and fer this redSoN alone, If for no other,
the Charts ShoHM dis0dys be eatetnliy pre-
st,1ed fer yttt,eRet. think too much cannot
be said in its favor. Respectfully,
"GEo. B. N. Tower,
"Sup'g Inspector Am. Steam Boiler las. Co.
"New-York, Dec. l, 1885,"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Waste Of n uman Lite In Africa.

About 800 miles inland from Leopold
vile, Africa. Stanley says in his book
that he found baud of slavc-:raders
having in their possession $500 cap
tives. Both banks Of the river" he
says showed that lis villages and for
ty-three districts had been devastated,
out of which was educed $500 females
and children, and about 1000 tusks 0i
ivory. To obtain these they must have
shot $500 people, while 1900 more
died by the wayside. How many arc
wounded and die in the forest, OF
droop to death through an over.
whelming sense Of their calamities. we
do not know. but the outcome from the
territory, with its million of souls,
must be 5 600 slaves. obtained at ths
expense Of 81. 900 livcs!''
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
An Amicsble Arrangement.

How is it, Uncle Rastns," said q
gentleman to an old darkey, that
YOU never married.? Aren't you an ad-
mircr of the softer sex?''
Il fo't duel wuDcc bout or gal,
sah! replied Uncle Rastus.
"A dual?"
Yes. sab; ycah- an yeahs ago.
Sam jackson an myself we bout lobbed
de same gal: We were bout boun der
git dar, an the business climaxted in
crdual. We bout wah a trile nahyus
an 'sted Oh mo hittin' Sam or Sam
hitten' me, we brought down vallyble
mule dat wah standin neah de fence. :
And did you fire again. asked
the gentleman, Very much interest. d.
mo. sab; dat was very vallyble
mule, boss, an we bonf got kinder
skart like. So we entered into an
amcricablc Encouragement.
..How did you settle it?.
Sam TUX da gal an agreed to pay
TO de mule, an, hain't never dubbed
sence."
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Paddy'S PHILOSOPHY.

Patrick has great power of enjoy
ment, after all, and always laughs at
the right time. One day he saw man
attack a man, and he had to hoid on
to his sides with both hands. the scene
was 90 funny. After little, the ami
NAL turned his attention in another d.
rection. and poor Patrick after explor-
ing the heights, came down with a
thump on the other side OF the ratings.
He rubbed his wounds, and, as he
trudged along the worse for the wear,
he said TO himself. Faith. and l m
glad ! had the laugh when l did, or
wouldn mt have had it at all"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Larry Rafferty, ana tho .Jod~..


Larry Rafferty,: ..Jcdge. Oh wants the
artist nv me nixt-door nay Dor: he
licked me turriblc this day mornin -
Judge. interrupting: ..On what
gronnds?"
:Phwat ground is it? Me own back
yard, to be sure. and
Hold on said the judge; Il mean
what is your reason for wanting him
arrested?''
ME rayson? Oi didn't hey amy af-
Their the furst blow. fur he knocked me
insinsible. an me rayson lift me. SO it
did. an -
.'Sh! 'sh! stop! This is not what
mean. What want to know is. why.
and for what, You wish to bring su;t?'
I'll didn't bring amy: thase are awl
the clothes Oi hey. Lux at thin! awl
t0red. entoirely ruined by"
Tut. tut, hold on! All, here comes
the city attorney; you can give him
your complaint.
The divil complaint Oh hev; Dim
~ hilthy man NJ -
But the Judge had had enough Of IL.
so Larry sca.e was promptly dismissed.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Work OF Funny Men.

We are in receipt Of . little book.
which in richness Of bumor and
grotesqueness Of illustration. may be
said in the language Of the wild West.
TO .iakc the cake 1t IL simply
drawing it mild 10 say that II contains
some Of the best examples of American
humor ever published; and the con-
tributors, wLo are wcll-known in the
field iii letters, have really excclled all
former Efforts. The illustrations by
comic artists are also ia direct har-
moDy with the text. .Bill Nyc" tells
his experience with cyclone. r.
X. Munkittrick. of Puck, rhymes
fnnuils on the four seasons. Mr.. IL
ID. Umbstactter, the originator Of the
book, describes his wrestle with n
grilled bone in '.merrie England. !"
and M Quad, Of the Detroit
Free Press, gives some quaint
aphorisms OF ..Brudder Gardner s. =
The book, in fact. il not one to be
glanced at and laid aside and forgot
ten. but can be taken up with pleasure
at any time. Its title i the 81. Jacobs
OIL Family Calendar and Book Of Health
and Hnmor for the Million for 1856. 1t
is published by The Charles A. Vogeler
Company. Baltimore. Md. the proprie-
tors Of st. Jacobs Oil. "a remedy which
is universally known a. the only cure
for rheumatism and all bodily pains.
and which has been endorsed by lead
ing men in every country in the world.
Red Star Cough Cure. the new twenty
five cent remedy for throat and hing
troubles. whichis also manufactured by
this house, has received tho endorse
ment Of Legislators and boards OF health
on account 0f its freedom from danger
Gus opiates and Its prompt efficacy.
The book is distributed in large cities
by carr ers and in small towns by drug
gists. When there IL any difficulty in
obtaining il, q stamp sent to the
Charles A. vogeler Company, will en-
sure copy BY mail.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
A Prise IN the Lottery

Of life which 10 usually unappreciated M
Til il il lost, perhaps never To return, Il
health. What = priceless boon IL 10, and
how we ought to cherish it, that life may
not be worthless blank 10 Us. Many 81
the diseases that flesh is heir TO, aud which
make lite bnriensome. such M c0nsump-
ton, (scrotula Of the luUgs) and other
kcrofulOus aud blood dis~a.ses, are com
plet~ly cured by DR.. Il v. Plerce's ''GOld, n
Medical Discovery" after all other RENE
dies have failed. DR.. Piercc's treatise on
consumption mailed for 10 cents IN STAMPS.
Address, Woria's Disl,ensary Medical As
ISOLATION, Us Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
The Adrlatic SEES

Is an arm OF the Mediterranean which
separates Italy from Triest, Croatia,
Dalmatia and Albania. It extends
from, 40deg. to IS deg. SO min. N. lat. in .
N. w. direction. Its extrcme northwest
portion forms the Gulf Of Venice, and on
the east side arc tho CULTS of Tricst,
Fiume, CattarO and Drino. Its great
cst length is $50 miles. its mean breadth
~ miles. and its depth varies from IL
to g fathoms.
The western or Italian coasts are
generally low and lnarshy; but the
eastern shores are steep aud rocky, and
the Astounding creeks and inlets, with
the numerous islands, afford to mari
ners many safe and natural harb0rs.
The Gibbs and low of the tide in The
Adriatic are incons:derablc, though
more observable than in the Meditcr-
rancan generally; and its sadness is q
little greater than that of the ocean.
The prevalence Of sudden squalls from
the northeast and southeast renders its
navigation hazardous. especially in
winter.
Except tho Pc and Adige, no consid.
cradle rivers flow Into the Adriatic.
Its chief emporia Of trade are Venice,
Triest ana Ancona. The port of Brin.
diski, on the Italian coast, near the
southern extremity of the Adriatic. il
rapidly rising in Importance as the
point Of arrival and think Piso's Cure
for consumption is the best medicine
for lung troubles there is on the mar.
ket. have tried several other cough
remedies. but every time was more
fully convinced that Piso's Cure was
best of all. w. nj. PkYOR
Iowa City, June s. 1885.
departure Of the Peninsular and Orion
tai Company 8 Steamers conveying tht
| overland mails between England anC
| the East.
The name Adriatic is derived from
Adria, between the mouths of the Pr
and the Adige, and not from Adria il
Picenum.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
Countorfeiting.

Aliens Iron Tonic Bittcrs have proved
to bs the dncst thing Of the kind ever dis
covered, and consequently dishonest per-
sOns are counterfeiting them.
The genuine il put up in round black bot
ties holding ~ PTS, with . white litho-
graphed label on one side, bearing the sig
nature OF J. +. Alien, and . yellow label
On the other side. These are the old genu-
inc and original Allen's Iron Tonic Buffers.
aud II they had not been good no one would
have thought OF count+rfeIling them. This
is no advertising dodge. Look out for
frauds.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-21
The Motion Wasn't Seconded.

In case tried IN the Common Pleas
court. Pittsburgh, a motion for = non
suit was made. A colorcd juror ap-
preached the counsel after the case and
said:
.'How did dat motion oh yours yet
along, sah?"
..Oh, it was granted" replied the at
tOrnpy."
WAS it? Dat quecah. l lissened
and lissened, and didn't heah nobody
second dat notion