The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-03-23
Sn.se and Nuqsensf.

ly Meiicines, for Woods6eld.
.Thefe's nothing LEFT hat 10 hlow on,
nv brains," said played out dude
his guardian. Useless. my boy. The,
could no, appreciate Che blow, having
long siuce lett you" s
why ,lou't you challenge him, colo
nel2 because duelling Ia again the
Law in tnisi Slssa." replied tue colonel ;
''but il ] sverR,ta good chance I'll a.
ssssi0ste him. = sqR ars easS e
COUGHS AND COLDS COVE UN.
INVITED. bit you can quickly get III
of these, with few doses OF DR.. ]. H
MtLaane's Tar Wine Lung Balm. rs
cents bet lc.
Msgistrate:--"Y You are charged with
misdemesnor, Uncle R4stus." Urcle
Rastus (in alarm): "Wif Mis-. who, yo'
honah ?" Maeistfste -" Misdemeanor I"
Uncies R,stus :--..Judge. y solemnly
sS'ar dar hain't no lady in dis case
wbatsumeb0er. Deed da hain't."
CROUPY SUFFoCATIONS, NIGHT
COUGHS and all the common aff ctiuos
fof-sbe taroat and lungs quickly relieved
by DR.. j. H. McLean's Tar Wine Lung
Balm. IS eent. Q bottle. ss.
Bromley. you never heard such Al
eli quert sermon before, ! am sure
There was no tagging of interest: Such
ihrilliant passsges-" "Yes. Darringer, ]
admit thst. Still ! slept during one If
the passages" you did, eh 2 Why,
Bromley. what passage was II 2"r "The
passage of the collection. basket.
II your back is lame and sore, and
the discharge from the bladder is ordor.
tous and scalding in passage, you have
reason to aupect Kidney disorder, u-e
Dr.. j H. McEean's Home .pathic Liver
and Kidney Balm.
One OF the questions 10 written ex.
amination al q school IN this State re-
Gently, was :-"What t~o important oc.
cupations have the people on The sea
coatt!" "Here Is the auswer :-"The,
60 fishing for cod and msckerel. and are
sailed and sent to oil palt. OF the world" {"
Purify your blood. tone up the svs
TEN, and regulate the digeutive organs
by taking .Hood's Ssrsspsrills. Sold by
sll druggists.
.Whew!" exclaimed Crimsonheak,
surprised on entering hi. sleeping-apart
ment to find bis wife waiiag for hlm the
other morning at two o'clock, "shosr
.ta,rs almost take my breath away"
l"Well, ! wish they would" replied bic
displeased w'fs. catching the odor OF tue
club man's evening beverage.
II the dischsrge from the bladder i,
Hight colorsd, and demands frequent st.
tenton, especially at night, yuu have
reason to suspect - unhes'thy condition
of the Kidnsys. use Dr.. H. Mclean .
Hou @ ,patbic Liver and Kidney Balm
Mistress - Why dill YOU leave your
last place ? Servant: - The lady, ma am
expected t,o much She iosisted On nv
keeping the hnusehold accounis.' .Th Z
was nothing. You bad the abiltr.'
'Oh. yes. But che wanted me 10 cor.
rec. be spelling. That was asking liz.
tie too much
Why suffer sleepless night. With dis
tres. ing cough, while quarter OF dol
lar invested 10 .Sellers' Cough Syrup"
will give inslant relief 'e
A grand juror, having applied {, the
Judge n be excused from serving on &C.
court Of his deafness, the Judge said =
C,uld you not hear nv charge 20 the
Jury. sirP Yes. sir i; ] heard your hon.
lnr's CHARGE ssld the juror; .hutc u
couldn't make any sense OF it, He Was
excused.
Yes he ssid. dreamily, I've are always
striving for subjective goal. Uncon
sciuusly it may be, but s'ill We etriye.
We lean over The verge OF the Infinite,
longing to grsep It's mysteries, and los'
in the profouDditv Of i,s immensity ;
Yes, she replied thoughtfullv; but,
John. would you m nd my putting .
thrown patch on those old duck pants o.
y0ufs?
1 e
The auetioneer had just sold . broken
down cook-stove, and he inquired who
had bought it:-"Charge il to Mrs.
Dee cal.edsoea woman in the CROWD.
.Who's Mrs. d. asked the sut tioneer.
lam, " replied The woman. "Well, ".
don't know you. What's your full
namel "Mrs. D sin't enough. Ho.
do you spell |, 7'' .D-e-e," she re-
pested. slowly. and the auctiopeer fell
of the bcx
Miss Clara:-.Csn you call The nance
Of the different stars and considerations
Mr. 'FeatherlvF Festharlv: Or. YES.
There Is the North Star, and the Even.
ling Star, and the Great Bear, and the
Little Dipper, and the Milky Way, and
II the rest. Oh, yes.' Mis-. Clara -
The Crest Hear is called Ursa Major,
is H. nstf' Featherly :-Oh, you mean
do Iknow their BOTANICAL nsmesY I'm
ashamed to confess l do not
II you feel the necessity OF cor.
rective for your liver, aud Ia inruss Wig.
or irto the. secretive action cf your kid.
neys, yos will End wouderfsi remed,
lin Dr.. y. H McLean's HON q opstLit
Liver a6d Kidney Bsim.
'Well, Ethelinda De Wigs, I dom
see how you could 90 and engage your
.elf 10 that old Simpkins Whv, b.
hasn't tooth in his head exclaimed
Miss Wiges' deafe,t irisnd, when che
heard of bhe engagements. We'll, dear,
vas the reply, you Dus,nt be too hsrd
on lin on that account, for be was horn
thst way sWas hef / didn't know
that, or 1 wouldn't have said anything
aboutit.' was the sympathesie response
If'Ihsd snv, skin or blood disease
like letter, itch, scald head, pimples. sore
eyes, .scrofula, etc i would take .Dr.
Lindsey's Blood Searcher" sure.
Tramp (to Brown and Sm'th):-
Gents. will you help poar hungry
tcripple p Brown (impaiienily): Nav
Get OUT Smith Don't he bard on
thepoof iellnw. B'own. Have you. goi
us