Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-01
BRIGHT BITS.

"CHAMBERS JOURNAL" has discovered that
IN september and October a child grows only
lIth OF what IT does in June and July In
oIh' woris,lts growth is some III the autumn,
ut IN June and July IL is summer.-Boston
IrfRScriDt.
MISS CLARA-Are you familiar with
Daute's divine Comedv?"
Mr. X. who IS a sophomore) No; I have
never seen II. The fact is. Wis Clara. think
his comedy business s oyerdoue The sooner
The stage returns to The legitimate drama the
micu.
HENRY will never come: Mistress-I did not
The new butler.
Jane 1.-THE new girlJ-Excuse me mum. but
henry couldn't come. He behaves there's a
pig lake OF natheral gas in the cellar, and
mes Jest shtarteu down Wild candle to hunt
Tor It, P5t&6uF0 Bulletin.
FIRST CGTIzEN-Do You know that Jones had
marrow escape last nlghts
Second citizen - How was that9
FlrsJ citizen The foundation Of his place
sank and his hou-e settled,
second CT iizen-Wel, that was a narrow
squeak Tor Jones. / knew that his foundation
was litt'e shaky, but l never expected that
he would get so near a Sc Gtlement.-Burlina-
ton Free Press.
TAXING Thought for the Future: Pretty
Cousn-And what do You think Of doirg after
leaving Harrow
serv &c.
Pretty Cousin-Do you think you'll like In
dIa. then?
Tommy-Oh, it's not that. But Won know.
in the Indian civii fellows widow gets such
good pens on !-PaHcb.
GEN. JOE JOHNSTON saws that Barbara
Frlctchle was hedrldden AT the time when she
waved he flag at Stonewall jackson. Il ia
also ahrmel that Jackson did not go within
four blocks II her house, and that the old lady
never saw Confederate soldier in her life
Now, II some of her descendants VIII rise mn
and wear that there never was any Barbara
Fretche we will begin to think that Whit
llePs pleasant little story is a myth.-B0stoa
Post
NOT THE MIKADo BLOOM
There's flower that ooms in the spring,
Ira la.
That has nothing TO do with the case.
is the bloom on tne car5uncled thing,
Ira la.
That herslds the tOper's old face.
Ana mats what we mean when we say or we
sing
or this blossom that blooms like the flowers
OF spring. -Putsburg Commercial.
'IwANT my picture taken" said new and
p9mpous Congressman entering gallery on
the Avenue.
VERY well, sir" responded the proprietor.
hne large ones, sir'
"A fine large one, of course" responded the
Congressman. Indignantly. "What do you
ldhe me loff
'Oh, an" apnlOgized the Photographs. 81
take you for Sl2 dozen, cash IN advance
WdShing'0R critic.
A SUFFICIENT REASON: Visitor from out Of
town addressing the schOol)-ln the wear 1925
my dear young friends, several Toys walked
from Salem TO Boston and back, distance Of
80 miles, 10 hear Daniel Webster speak. II
there were no railroads or means OF trausDOr-
tatiOn to-day, would the boys Of the present
generation undertake such a journey, do you
think?
Small boy after long silence)-No. sir.
NistiOr-Ah! and wht?
small bOy-Because Webster is dead.-VszD
York Sun.
UNFOLDING THE Law Excited Citizen
Here, want pistol to shoot yself with
Mr. ISaacstein (insinuatinglyl-M trent
you want vun of dem beautiful silver blated
rewOlwers nit dat ivory handle und gold
m !unlings vich / sell at cost brice-S22-so
help me -.
Exc ted citizen-No. no; I've only got 81.
Gimme pistol for 81, quick.
Mr. Isaac. tie n dndiguantiy)-My trent. ven
you dalk aboud killing yourselluf. dat wa,
a ainst the law, und have you arrested. -
Hdrpsl's BIsqr.