The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-09-16
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" Cll COnllcclCu-A tram OF cars.
a smart boy-.JuSt after Il whipping.
An open QucstiOn-Comc down and let
me in.
They arc ali "hcad clerks" in the BARRIERS
shop.
Nickclplatcd Watchdog with new
cnilar
Better an empty head than ono with a
cold in it.
An interesting liquor casc-~A box Of
champagne.
II The fire bell rings II false alarm can it
he called libel?
n dentist says that false teeth arc getting
rs numerous as false hearts.
Every pound Of hay which can possibly
be saved ought to he cut
The cats nntipathy for mice probably
accounts Tor WOmanS love for cats.
Money doesn't make the man; and It isn't
every man who makes the money either.
The Ohio man who sold his wife for five
cents positively declines to throw in a
! chrome.
Bodies arc crcmatcd for three doIIors
which includes an urn, in Paris In Milan
Inc cost Is only S1.10, it is stated
a fortune in name. In Kentucky a
mtu named Breckenridge or Clay can ret n
ten cent drink Of whisky for a Nickel
Ii mans religion is prctcntious on Sun
| Iay and obscure on week days You better
| 90 BUSINESS with him on Il cash basis
! Every person has two cducations-onc
Which he receives from others, and one,
more important, which he gives himself.
Kiss the baby while you can" MARBLES
a poet. Thanks, we will wait till she is
sixteen and risk our chances.
\ man who has nothing to do generally
'"iHlhoncS To busy people to sec if they
Will go on an GRAND for him.
Chronic grumblcrS are like flies In butter;
| tIcy Go not ruin what they mix with, but
| they spoil the symmetry OF the scene.
1T very solemn thing to he married, ,"
! said Aunt bethany. Yes, but it's q great
deal Elorc solemn not to be, said her niece.
One way to make picnic sandwiches is
1" lut slice of raspberry pic between
PROSTATE log and q pair Of lemon coiorcd
trousers. 1t is not good way however.
\ Sioux chief is learning to ride the hi.
cycle, and the final determination of the
nhoriSinal race is now only question of
time.
The most thoughtful man living is the
one who Immediately stopped dying when
reminded that his life insurance policy had
Hiptt'
An Ohio clergyman the otter day made
hii congregation smile by saying that ere
'EHN"n A3S hccomc burning question in
Tie church.
Mexican sugar planters offer $95 head
inr Chinese lahorcrs. Why, at that rate it
viii pay To stop boycotling and go to Kid.
narpn% thom.
If iniiiclly succeeds in teaching q man
| lnI hr viii iIin Ill, :,
,Hlmr time succeed in teaching him how to |
live like one
I! { single ci}ort by which we stop short
in our downward path to pcrdtion is itself |
4 greater cAcrtion Of virtue than hundred |
acts OF justice.
"Why was Washington like ncwspapcr
lnan"' The Norristown HeraN has solved
the conundrum. Answer because he
couldn't tell u lie"
One hour lost in the morning will put
pack thG business of the day; an hour
%Hnch by rising carly, will make one
l!onth in the year.
y wcIIknown gentleman, speaking of |
aho'hcr very conscientious citizen, said that |
me was so afraid that he would do wrong |
that he did not dare to do right"
'llastG makes waste" says the proycrh |
bat the man wi,o buttopS his waistc0at
over a bay window will tell you that haste |
had no hand in making his waist.
BLESS me-" said he. looking at the clock; |
1t S alter clever. How the time flies! | |
had no idea it was 50 late" Its better
late than never, she said, hiding yawn. |
\ barber reduced the price Of Il shave
from ten to eight cents, which action was |
followed by another, who further agreed to |
shave man without talking to him.
H., A
bark. Concerning this no comment Is ncccs
Sary, only to say that the South Americans |
desire t" preserve every phase Of the dog. !
Along. With other !!hiegs tnerc appears to
be an epidemic Of suicides. III New York. |
on Friday, there were seven, and in nearly
every part of the country we hear Of them.
The largest clock ever known is that in |
the "a, hG2c"l at Strasburg. 1t is one hun
drcd fcct lnn8, u.itly fGrt wide, and four |
teen feet deep, and has 'bOc.l IN use for |
three hundred years.
Pa" asked little boy, "whcn q poll |
tcan goes into Office docs he have to take |
IN CATH" Yes" "And when he goes |
out Of 'oidcc does ho take an oath?" Yes; |
bat here is nothing &0mPHi8o,y about IT,"
a female preacher Is said 10 he writing q |
documentary on the Life Of Joshua" 1T |
it is reported that she will observe that |
Joshua was successful with the sun, but nc |
never commanded the daughter to be still. |
It is not tic man who talks l0udcst who |
is most to be dcprndrd nrG9 II on cmcr |
gcncy. a silver dollar makes Gt'6at deal !
more noise than five dollar bill when It is |
dropped into the contribution box.
she pms on a great many airs, does
she notY said Mildred, while DISCUSSING |
an acquaintance. Airs" replied Amy, |
"Ihat doesn't "egin to cXprcssl It. She lust
piles cyclones on the tops OF hurricanes,
The hardest u.ing in this world to please
is u woman. Mr. Young, of Minnesota
locked his wife into the bousc; Mr.. PoIts
of Wisconsin,, locked his wife out of the
house. Now both women have sued for
divorce.
According to the author of "ITow To Ro
Happy Though Married, 1t was n Chicoro
young lady who, on being asked the usual
question in which the words love bonor
and obey" occur, made the straightforwnrd
reply: Yes, | will, if he docs what no
promises me financially" |