New-York tribune., 1886-08-27
1HE TILK OF THE DAY.

The exposition number Of The illustrated Necs Of Gin
cinnat is credtable to the odt9r and publisher The
Illustrations are very fair and largely devoted TO
Cincinnati OF them boing large and Striking biras-
eye view OF Cincinnati The rrst edition OF this ISSUE III
is said consisted OF 100000 copies for which $4,000
OF paper and 900 pounds OF Ink were requireo
There Is reason why Cincinnati shond not support
good illustrated weekly such as tuis appears to be-
According to The Boston Courier man may have
plenty of brains, may head and shoulders above
his fellows. may fact very demgod ability: but he
will amount to nothing IN the eyes OF young ana pretty
women II his trousers bag at the knees
The Lyceum doors ana windows were closed Tor the
first evening IN the summer TO keep out the Dgnt
Dut tue same old gang sat about ruhnatng inc Eas'
Hartford leaf
see the President is nshn' up In the North Woods,
Rubc" remarked 81 Slipshod.
lie are 1t seems" replied Mr. Rations, sententionsy
"'An every 1sh lie ketches weighs les nve pOunds.
81 SlipshOd Every lie that them ere newspaper fe
ers tells outweighs the nsb, two To one" H..
but the President is the boss fisherman, else he'd
canght such gudgeon as you with cheap poss
Office bait
Tho discussion could go DO until the back room
had been visited. i Hartford Post.
The wealthiest coored man In the United States Is
said to bs Tonic Luton, French quadroon OF New
Orleans, whose fortune is estimated at Sl,loo'ooo An
organ OF people the South says that the
coored people OF the South pay taxes on S9Ooooooo.
t.otle reader don't call it Chihawhaw nor Chihewy
hewy bat Chlwawwaw. Don't say aDartchiss. bnt an-
atsist. Call the Englisn cutter not caasnla but
Gaateea These little hints may make your conversa
don a more Pronounced success. -lSpringhed Union.
Ex Congressman Phil TbomI son, the secretary Of the
National Democratic Congressional Committee, Is some
tmes referred the genial and accomplished homl'
eide OF Kentucky"
They call Mr.. Bayards envoy "signor Don seswig"
ON the other side of the Rio Grande.
Already half dozen city editors In Chicago have
decided upon the head seven 20 pu. Usss 'n'
~ fna han ID
hoped supreme Court will not euenre tnem out oi
their little game lNoIrlstown Herald
me Trov Teeoran hears the President AID sIrs
Cleveland have already had in the Adirondacks.
In one 81 those cranky North Woods boats too.
He was talking about Washington Own beautiful
Well" he said.- rather like your lesurely ways
here IL isn't like cities, where crowd pushes
Won from behind aud another catches you In ont
aud two or three Messenger boys slip In underneath
YOU while there's policeman ON every corner yelling
for ons driver to 90 ahead and another to STOP aud
man has wear lifepIeserver to GROSS the street
YOU bsleye IT, rye been of and tor ten years
and never heard Of case OF heart disease yct
wv ashingtoU Critic
The Cougreganoaattst feels impeed TO show up the
absurdties of clothing worn by modern men and
wonen and is particularly fashion. calling 1t
"the prince OF powers OF tbs arthe spirit that for
ever workeh the OF disobedionca And yet the
good brother this article probably as care
full as anybody to the regulation clerical white
ueoktie which has been prescribed by the Aforesaid
prince"
The average railroad traveller detect the average
railroad hog at one sance us lie passes DOWN tue ase VI
the car. train stopped at Jao son the other day
half fresn passengers detected one of the animals
m one of the coaches five OF them stood rather
than tackle him. The sixth ono halted at the seat re-
moved satchel from the end 10 the noor and crowded
in without "a word. Tie Indignant, Out instead
OF protesting word OF mouth he drew the stopper from
u Ihial of musk and poured liberal quantity op tho
coat sleeve next TO the Intruder lt was eorker,
and the passengers In front aud behind were led To Do
leve that something had busted, bat the Intruder was
equal to the occasion. He produced raw onion from
bis pocket and alter calmly devournG 1t he hafturned
In his seat to brng his breath to bear on the hos anu
in teu minute he had the seat himself lDerot Free
PIeSa.