The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-09-16

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n h very iov u Troy, Troy - aissys
so~s u unbeaisLy piscc-
--Hsssy Dsrsh expects 70 sss ind'cs-
meets sesisss III ~ ssssst rAiissys sbe
~ tks bcbtsiisd ears In ~ tiss.
III y wrosg 70 speak Of 'rsspecsA-
bls" snbsuiSs - good nan gone
vroas.- he h bed nsn iousd out
-Tss rsIs 81 The hsnno<k seems 10
b. 10 vcrt both sAyA A. any rsss. 81
sissys ssvssses shes . psfson ss1 into
10
-wsyfsssr il MiehisAn Ars attracted
= veil By The letter - by the spiris Of
tar sisa Of East Jordan: "Knew sydsr
fos ssiils"
Hello. Charles; What are yoa doing
novy' Nothing You go " bed Ore
dovu a oar store. "You did, ''Yes.
vss fred"
-Aa optical delusion --Psyip . ped
dlss tso dollars for pair Of eyeglasses
which c4n 10 boDsh. Il The ston for sev-
sasy ave csIts
"A yeast manufacturing company havs
pIaosd large star shove their works -
: ssss. esd u il occasionally referred 10 -
ths star Of the yeast
II correspondent asks boz 70 serve
dinner. lii IL good dinner and you
an hungry just cot il. That's the vsy We
voald sssvs dinner.
Johnny vas kicked BY biz pony. what
made him kick your" inquired biz sym
psthixisg susA II don't tsow." sobbed
Johnny. Il didn't ssk him.
A local miilinss sdvsrtisss 'Boapsts
q cost the remainder Of ths season." We
thoaght thsrs ~ .'coat" enough about
boas~t Ill through the year.
That's what call hush money" re-
marked the dsddy when be planked down
The cash ior bottle Of paragoric 70 take
Loas for use 10 the infantile portion Of
the hDiIy.
Employer Ito coilector) Sec Mr..
Smith ColIcctor-0. yes. Employer
ws be annoyed .. your calling upon him.
Collector Bit He asked mo 10
cell again.
--Wichsr corset are the latest things In
is.eoipe wearing apparel They wont do.
No editor, u least, could bear the idea Of
seeing woman. lovely woman going into
tts waist basket
Mrs, Nulligan-And 20 you have no
mother nowi Motberlsss boy Mo. mum.
En. Mulligan Well. me boy. whenever
you fell the want Of . good licking. come :
70 n. md I'll be mother TO you.
"A nov treatise on domestic economy
aims 70 show how family nay live we'll ,
and limit expenses to go per week. bat Il
dossn't tsll you how 70 raise the 60
Bonsbody should write 90 appendix TO
the treatise.
why, my dearl' exclaimed wife 10
surprise. "you have forgotten something. /
You have not asksd The blessing" "Yes
l have. too." biuaiy responded tho bus
band. I've asked the Lord 70 bless this
old ham oil I'm sgoin TO-"
She Vas . crank on the subject Of
music. gentleman knocked d her door
and asked: Docs Mr.. Smith live hsre7,
mo. cir. bis room Is IN octave higher
10 The nsxt Dat, !" she replied. 10 PIANIST.
mo sndause tone Of voice.
Just throw me bali . dozen Of the y
biggest u those 'front.'" said : citizen 70
Tho ash dsaler. Throw themS" querisd
The dealer. Yea. and then I'll 20 home
and veil my wifs caught EN-. may b.
; poor fisherman. but I'm no liar" =
-fogg be- said The msansst thing any
man ever was capable Of saying When
Ara I. left him alone 10 the house the
'thsr evening she remarked; "You won't
y louely, deari" No." be replied; II
haa't niss you d all The parrot. you
knov. y bere.
The Pittsburs Humane Socissy il O.
lnhisg law requiring svsfy home car r
'ooductcs 70 hang on ths outside Of The
~. vhessvsr The number Of passenger
board reaches The prescribed limit, no
ies that ths oar d full. When The con-
motor y full no printed notice Is nsoes- n
sr.,
A farmer sent . dollar Tor tighten
No potato bug killer. which be saw advsr.
ised 10 paper. aud received BY return
nail tvo blocks Of wood, With directions
rinted 90 - follows; Take this block, -
'htch IL No. l. Ia the right hand. piece Il
be bug on block No. and press them i
ogsihef Remove the bug and proceed
J before"
An English huFss- maid has found ont =
ow 70 dispense with . thsrmomsttr OF
y other merely mechanical test In sd- :
'siins bAby's morning bath. Her sxpes- h
nsuisi philosophy i thus brie6y sum
"a up: III l sss Miss Hssty turns red
hso put her in thu bath / shAll know con
Il TOO hot for her and II abe turns blue, ,a q.
zen know is TOO cold" isi
--"Ttsu Jon Ass going 70 the seaside
'oa. cscsly dear. said hertmorsiog CALI :
Oh. bless Jon. no We % 10 The 4
ountsias this year The seaside is too ~.
mp. u ruias Ill ones nics summes o
esses." Yea, that's 20. especially Il -
= Try 70 snake them DO sso s~ssoos. you J.
TO-" No need Of fan 10 Close thst 10. !"
'vis~. Il sss cool enough sithout =,
Al recent dinner party shs subject y
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