New-York tribune., 1886-02-13
trcu one OF the rich and influential Democrats OF tho
House"
THE TAIN or THE DAY.

THE rALh or THE DAP.
Mr. Neat is a State Senator in Kentucky. His con-
stItuents say he is not gaudy.
The Eoson transcript intimates that our esteemed con
Temporary Joseph Pulitzer occupies tnree usu"o' p
tions on the que stiOu IN The Word one III INC
ST. Louis PostDisDateh and one In Washington hr'
Pulitzer Is probably trying to Construct goou ""''
worthy editorial tripod which he may SIT Win ease
and CON fort.
The local names g7en the cltiZens In different parts
OF Nevada are striking II not ola ,sica ThoSe h'hB
near the town Of LOveOcks are known as oiouHu
Pdmpers" The people VINO live around Mil City are
duhued High shoppers" ThoSe In the yirlnaSe Oh
wnnemucca are named sand Lappers." The clUz'ns
Of GoIconda ara Ditch Angels" Those who are hapV
enough 20 live Para,ise Mud WadeTs whlie tne
residents OF Qan River Valley are spouterS
GREAT SUBJ CT.
Though various capers
FIJI up the papers
OF all that happens fro Zone To zone,
Bot gain, and losses
Is the telephone o the telephone!
Let burglars burge.
Let gurslers gUrge.
And beer ba swt sseI wherever known;
But there's no unseating
And there's no competing
With the telephone. o the telephone!
Let the snow 20 whizzing.
or the bIzz ,rds OhzLins
But the flitnful ptp'rs stul give the throne
Or the Pan Expoctric
-(Boston Post
What IS famel The sun has been booming the cnair-
man of the Democratic state Committee OF Pennsylvania
as william Unusual Hensel, and now there appears
long article columns upon Chairman W. NJ Hensel
Still paths Of glory broader than an initial
How to keep cider from working Is subject Of
long discussion agricultural paper. The remedy Is
simple. Send IL to Congress.
First raln tneu sret then snow
Then SHOW. then riiu then sleet,
Then al I'll ee together
That, New-Eng nd weather.
Three Times and repeat
In week
You start to 20 do gntown.
The snlnes bri sht and warm,
But in ha an hour
You're drenched ny shower
Then cold snow-torm
Comes swOoping down
You turn a nj back you 90.
Yon h,rily keep your feet,
And the railing you grip
For a driving sleet
Succeeds the snow.
More rain more sleet. more snow,
More snOw. more rain, more sleet,
All taken Together
THIS New England weather
beg TO peat
-(5omerville Jodrn al
A Washington cynic was asked the other day IL he
could understand the policy Of the Admini'trauon
on, yes,' no rspl'i "Den It's nauis PoiuI y" 'ho
meridian of reform It strikes for offices and Doodle; aud
then know that hour has for honest Re-
publican 70 walk tile plank"
The latest instance OF English ignorance OF American
geography Is rather a hagrant one. The 81 JdmeSS
Gazette In editorial the Florida land swindIes.
makes cOusp cupusy apparent that the able editor
believed Florida situated IN Central America On
the whole W. are Inclined regard this of the
most remarkable bunders Of the kind on record.
BORE.
When weary, restless nature sinks
To sleep
And OF the Lethe drinks
Full deep;
Then kind turgstiuurss rcigns In the breast
Bringing the worn out editor sweet rest
Yet, when the morrow comes, he thinks
once more
He'll come from my sad heart shrlnks,
Tue bore.
He Is the fend by whom / am oppressed;
Worse than the fever Is TINS living pest.
fNew-Haven News.