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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

WHAT we learn with pleasure w never
forget. ALFRED .Hcrcicr. The followi " is
a case in point; al paid out hundreds Of
Mrs. Emily Rhoadr, OF McBrides, Mich II
had female complaints, especially drag
Sing down for over six years DR. r. e
Pierces Favorite Prescription did me
more good than any medicine ! ever took
| advise every sick lady TO take il And
so do we. IL never disappoints its patrons.
Druggists sell IL.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

II is absurd to condemn q rule that
won work both ways. In these DAYS
of degeneration q thing is lucky if il
works one way " u. Pic0yuRc.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

are the records Of some Of the cures az CON
sumption effected by that most wonderful
remedy DIR. PicrCe's Golden Medical Dis
covery.' Thousands of grateful men and
women. who have been snatched almost
from the very jaws OF death can testify
chat consumption. i'm its early stages. is mo-
longer inCurable. The Discovery has no
equal as pectoral aud Alternative. and the
most obstinate affections Of the throat aud
lungs yield 20 It's power All druggists
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

MISS FRANCES T.. WILLARD has selected
some Gospel and Temperance songs, ia
miliar tunes, 30 copies OF which will be
sent TO any church or sunday school Ad-
dress the Publisher, MRs. LAURA G.. FGXEN
Albert Lea, Mimi, enclosing 20 cents for
postage.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

1t has been asked which travels faster.
heat or cold; and answered heat. because
any one can catch cold. - therefore fol
lows that every one should keep TayIor's
Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mul-
lein, which will cure colds, coughs and Group
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

FoR weak lungs. splitting OF blood. short
ness of breath consumptinn. night swnnts
and all lingering coughs, DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" is soyer-
eign remedy Superior to cod liver oil
BY druggists.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

The scalp * cleansed and excited to n
healthy action 10y Halls Hair Remover
In Consumption, the disposition TO cough
Is diminished 10y taking Ayers Cherry Pee.
tDral
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

ALWAYS prompt aud sure aud only p
cents Red Star Cough Cure. No opiates.
The merits OF ST. Jacobs Oil as IA sure cure
for rheumatism are known everywhere
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

BRAKEMEN will be sorry to learn that
trains are To be made unusually long -
". }. COHmcrcidi B,iief0.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

A CRYING baby at a meeting is like a good
suggestion-it ought 10 be carried out
TtI1s strings
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
The speed of Neat ana cola.

TuE rumor that 1.-The world moves" he
cause il j. cheaper to move than 10 pny
rent is dcnied.-A i. In,aeD,adeaL
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

4 HICKORY club is very good lumber TO
floor "A man with. -NcrcL0,t Trdrcicr
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

IT. a cough disturbs Your sleep. take
PSo's Cure for Consumption aud rest well.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

lu Norway uc Woke, are .p
-Ipcr-'.tIYu- t.Iat fhc, VIII .r.er go
mt" space U.'o-cd hy rope, stretched
Dn posts. and hrr carry Che tang So
far a- TO Immediately for-aka any
ncIgluornood u which telegraph
wire Hre erected
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

THE swimmer will never be a paupcr.
He is always self-sustainng.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
SCrOfuIa of Lungs,

ann now 90 years old. and hoyo suffered for the last
hftccu ycnr, with lung trouble. I have spent thou
sands of dollars TO arrest The march ~ THIS disease;
huf temporary relief was all that ] obtcincd was
unit for manual labor for years. Africul
strongly recommended the use of Swift'r Specific o.
.. Sl claiming That hc himself had been greatly
benefited by It's use in some lung troubles. resolved
tuty &C. The results are remarkable. Ny cough has
left me. my strength has returned md weigh sixty
pounds more than ever did iu my lifc. It las been
three NcafE since stopped the use OF the medicine.
hut have had NO return of che disease, and there are
est Kind of work. To. HoLr.
Montgomery. Ala, June %. l--j.
Swlfts specific o. entirely vegetable. Treatise on
Blood and skin Diseases mailed free.
lltE SWIFT ~PEfIFTT t... Drawer 3. Atlanta, Gu or
l5l W sd Street. y s.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

THE boy with the dirty face seems to
"wantthe earth "-I'dciBc Jcs'ry.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

PIXIES TOOTHACHE DROPS cure in minute, &c
Gienn's sulphur sop Gals and beauties. 25c
GERMAN Cons REMOVER kills COrus \ BunOns
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

a BLIND man is very sympathetic. He
will never see anybody suffer
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

~ % mako you dance cried au rate
m"il'i pursuing her nrriug son. slipper iu
mana lheu. remarked fhe Juvenile,
1--WE shall have bavI &c.. irfu,5a.r Trar.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
March April May.

"Ilst spring my whole family took Hood
sarsarariiia- The result q. that a have been cured
% scrofuig. my Ette boy being entirely free from
sores. and az four " my children 'opS bright AMI
healthy az possibly can hr. } lave found HOST
a1prriIa also good fo- catarrh. Nothing did no
sp much sod a. itOods sarsapariila" VIZ. b. Aru-
EErus. Pa>saic City. y. j.
"a have need Hoods SsF-aparilia I'm my fsuiv ~
consider a splendid blood purifier" !. T. WIZ
sNIIu. North 5th Street. brooklyn. y. :.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
Young Men, Road ThIs.

Al easy way 20 find a lost relative Make
a will i'm his favor. Dctrou Tribune.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
TAKE NO OTHER
Proof

Y was a sufferer
from catarrh for M
teen years, with dis
tresslng pain over ms
cyCa The discas e.
worked down upon my
lungs. I used Ely's
Cream Balm with graft
fylngreFults. am appar
emily curod. I. 4
WAEErS. Rutland. ~
Fly'sCrcam Balm ha,
cured me Of catarrll oi
several years standing.
restored my senses of
taste md uuell.-F G..
OGDES. Elizabeth. N.J
IS particle apuIfsd f
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

is Siam they bang cats tails In this
country they aim % kill-Ns'r HaUef, Nszi.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

"IHRorCH The Year with the Poets" ia
the title of q serial publication The every
da} editors motto is through the door
With 'em Burlny'yD Fr, Pros,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
Purifes the Blood

My wife thinks there 70 nuthiuglrte Hood ssr's-
parira. and never Without 10 IN thc house Z.
N LkrrNTE. Syracuse. y. b.
" When bought Hoods sarsapariila made good
Investment o. one dolar iu medicine fgr tho first
time. a. Las driven or rheumatism and improved my
appetite 90 much that my boarding mistress Gays 7
must keep o. iOcscd she WIN be Obliged 20 raise
my board with every other bonrder that takes Hoods
Sarsaparilla-" THOMAS BCsRELL. ~ Hillary street.
BROOKLYN. n \
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

Are the months IN which o purify your blood. and fpr
'his purpose there a. no medicine eqfdf Co HO,d's
Sar-aparilla Dr. puHfes Nffalile.. aud Fnriches the
blood rrfor 0s s trace uf sorofula or other is-nsc
it create, expedite and imparts new streuSfiand
1iguf fo fhr whole body
when 2 ''rgsn taking HOODS sarsorarliia was
fiyyr 'n tir morning bad headache. srd uu upne.
TIC. b1t now ,au htri.r es eruug IN cooked cat"
LnnA .-Lrr--- = l-r-- --r-rL. lA-Lcc-L.L. No.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

\ TONGUE that never talks Scandal-The
tongue of "A shoe BostoY COHrisy.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

INI evil consequence. of smoking are 3D.
'u-'ratrI hv Mount Ne.uriu.. which con-
.iHu'Y suffers from eruption. " s.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
Hoods Sarsaparilla

"Itakc HOODS Sarsanarifs Cor r. spring inedicfne
aud aud 80 Jrr the thing. 10 tones iny system
aud mgkrs mo feet Usc different ma1 Ny wife
takes 90 Tor dyspepsia. and she derives great benefit
from &c. She says a. o. THE bett medicine sine ever
took" FE,Nk C. TIuNTE. Hook Ladder No. I,
Friend Street. Boston. Mas
d" have taken HooTs -orsaparilia Tor dyspepsia.
which have had for the last nine or ten ycar suffer.
'gg terrible, D. has noa entirely cured me- Ma 4
Nrut.a f'hlsprae Mas
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02
Hoods Sarsaparilla

sold by an druggists o.; .x for a. Prepared ~
Z. l. HOOD CO. Apothecarics. lowell Mas.
100 Doses One Dollar
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-04-02

IN consumption, the disposition TO cough
Is diminished 10y taking Ayers Cherry Pee.
toral.
is Sian, they bang cats tail. In this
country they aim % kill.-N'ic Hayas Nezi
'TuHorcu The Year with the Poets'' is
lhc utls of "a serial publication. The every
day editors motto is. through the door
WITH ."m bto'"y'o" Fn'' Pre,.
'ltr mako YOU dance" cried au irate
mother pursuing her rrrng son, slipper boo
hand. -iuru.' remarked fhe juvenile.
we shall have O. haVl' irtusar Tr1r-
iHorE--oH 'lu one evening counted
twenty seven m"teor- sitting ou my piuz-
~ class expire great n.tOuishueut
at thc ,ocieble character Of the heavenly
bodies H'r,foya 'D",onl
Would box your car-n sold n Young
IIdN to hcr stupid and iresomo admirer.
" WHAT ho auyiouslv asked
DO Dec repeated " could get box largo
enough Tor Che purpose s. s. Ls1g.r
Iur evil consequence. of smoking are o.
.u-'rairI bH Mount \e.urius. which con-
family u1ers from eruptous " s.
"a GtWnN rushed into drug store ON
Penn avenue and exclaimed tMoiu GOft
Dung man. cat rav hnIk and dim, dnre
~. d"s- machinery in f"'. Iind"'rY
fhtue..', Itgr9h
IS Inventive leuiu. 90 Do. Angelo has
patented H machine tD Keep oranges from
spelling IS mail hoE with one hand tied
'aH .'d fh.s machine for keeps N0IJ0r-
WIZ says 'bo Washington rf.f,c are Tho
works ~ q watch lie tho flowers that
bloom boo in" spring. because they have
nothing t1 dU with tbo case.
IS lady Of charitable disposition asked %
tramp Of Doe could u0' Gssist him by mend
inR ni- clothes Tos madam. hc -aiE
have "a button. and 90 YOU viii Sow "a
shir np It wIIi bo greatly obliged w.
IhHpaHphia Irea
P1WNr Well doctor. what do YOU find
oils m"' Doctor 10 can ttcll just got. Mr..
Peters 400 afraid j. shall have 10 dag.
nose Fuur cos" moro Thoroughly before
t'n 'oI you Patient Say doctor. Will
uHIT IH U.A
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09
ADDITION Al Di,EiTtHFC.

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arr ,..u de-. al a, p r.r..-n.
having boz, t,irl..l ~ - ~. So. =
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09
NEWS OF The WEEK.
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The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09

THE Ic~. trade Il Munich IS grow
ing. according "a Ne report IL United
Sa;r> t"ci~;l liarp... stationed 4. ths;
point IL. a.. m . reccn! c"mmuni-
caiion &" liz >;1fr department: Last,
wear i".o'..i~' imperial gallons If
beer w"rr .>pot,,i from this po:n;. or
4.6i6.".. Imperial! gallons more than in
1881. Thu, j. au increase az - per
c,n:. The ,~"n>ushption If S.cr in the
iowa # Munich dUrinc the veal WAS
s4.9S-5.6>3 imperial gallons. cr ~ A.
gai.cn> per head. Tbs i>:hc con-ump-
zion of more than onc-fourth Al A gal
Ion per head daily for each man.woman
and child" A. The children and weak
" people can moi; be expected I" ha'"
drunk their portion. il raises The a'es
~ for the becr-drinhinS men.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09
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The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09

Trr contract ior irryin" pan
1cr~ Was awarded in Kansas Cts re-
gently Z" 4 T.. S~iraw<"r. II IA" "H-
trcm,7, i"rv hid If thru mills. Tn"
undertaken claim. that IL" advertising
H. draw. srpIn having th" contract
G~omprn-a1s~ him f"r TAI. loss. Ih.rr
ere Also oth~r WAY. in which ia. er,n-
troll 81 pauIrr funerals il profitable
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09

II The Hu>h pcuitrntiarN. near Jack
eon>ilir. Ten. recently. >i> con,ict>
Sho Mere lett IN char-r If a car that
was run inside The walls t. hr loaded.
turnrd thr ear loose. aud let ii down
against the gate. bursting IN" cat"
open. and the ~iN cnnNic'> followed il
rlo~r and succeeded in getting outside
fhc walls. Four If them wrr. recap
iHr"d mrir Tho particularly. The other
Tao. a White maj IN for four Wears. and
q MEXICAN III for life. maGc good their
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09

E..fHT dispatch from Cairo say:
frnim Iiry still holds th" equatorial
provinces 81 Upper Egypt from IN"
khcdiNr. Aiyir"s from IN" interior
tta,.. that while the African explorer
.Jnnkcr wa> vi>itin" King InN"r"r".
KIM I"andp attacked and defeated
king Inyor"ro. The latter and Junk"r
escaped. In" explorer losing all his
collections. but ~uin" hi> journals.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-07-09

E,~NTY J.TpA,- or. u. ne is s~n-
orally known. stormy" Jordan, Of
DfHmwa, loxa. rhr most notorious
ral""n-krcpcr in The state, has been
failed fur violation - the Irohibi,"ry
law. and will liaN. (" -"rv" thrr" hun
,lr"d da>- in Jail. IL" kept the motto
si",ls SALOON a' IN" O,tumwa depot.
who-r -i"n bore In. LEGEND. The Road
l.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-08-28

1t WAS o Main girl of whom the
story is told that she refused to
marry most devoted lover until
he should have amassed fortune
Of $4,000. Alter some expostu-
lation he accepted the decree and
went to work. About three months
after this, the vivacious young lady,
meeting her lover, asked: "Well
Charlie, how are you getting along?'
oh, very well, indeed" Charlie
returned checrfully. I've got
$lS saved" The young lady
blushed and looked down at the
toes Of her walking boots, and
stabbed the inoffensive earth with
the point of her parasol. III guess
Faid she faintly-"l guess, Charlie,
that's about near en- Tough"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-08-28

" Roof to all over" was 4-year
ODDS definition of the sky.
Little Charley" Papa, will yor
buy me a drum?" Fond father
"Ah, but, my boy, you will disturb
me very much if / do" Charlie
"Oh, no, papa, | won't drum except
when you're asleep"
A little chap, told by his mother
to say his prayers and to ask fol
what he wanted, prayed "for one
hundred brothers and fifty sisters. .
The mother hurried the little sin
ner off to bed before he could say
Amen.
Have you learned your Sunday
School lesson, Bobby" asked his
mother. "Oh, yes" said Bobby
promptly. 1--WE got it all learned u
Are you sure, Bobby" eyes,
I'm sure" What is it about?"
"1r's about Noah's wife being
turned into a pillow of salt"
A little girl who had been told
that when it was laundering il was
God talking, was out on the lawn
one day not long ago, playing with
her dolls. Her mother, seeing a
storm coming up, called to little
Ance to hurry up and come in.
She began picking up her play
things, but before she had got them
all it Numbered, when she ex-
claimed: "Oh, bod, don't raise
such fuss and scold so. I'm hur-
rying fas' as | can"
A very juvenile story about a
boy of three: Every evening he
repeated his "Now / lay me-" but
lac insisted, instead of sa ling
Amen " at the end, upon render
ing it with two letters of the alpha
bet, thus, "A. NJ" One night, by
way of a thoughtful pleasantly he
said: oh, no, no, A. Ms. NJ"
And next night he omitted all at
tempt at the "alnen altogether.
WY don't YOU say Amen"
WlIlie?" his mother asked "Oh,"
said he, Il don't like that A b
business on the end of my prayer y
Jamie is little Boston boy. Last
summer he went with Uncle Tom
to a little town away down in
Maine for weeks fishing. The
next morning after their arrival
Uncle Tom asked a man about the
best place to go to. Well" the
man answered, there's trout in
most any brook, and there's plenty
o perch in the river" Jamie
heard, and he looked puzzled. lie
DIDN'T say word, then, but little
while afterward he asked Uncle
Tom: "What DO they have perches
III the river for, Uncle Tom? For
the fishes TO roost on?"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-08-28

!" / am satisfied on every point
but one." said a gentleman to an
applicant for service; IL cannot
get over your nose" THAT is not
TO be wondered at. SIR" replied the
applicant, ''for the bridge is broken. u
One of the latest of Irish bulls il
the following from an editorial in
one of the leading papers of the
Nationalist party the other day /:
so long as Ireland was silent un-
der her wrongs England was deaf
to her cries"
In booksellers catalogue lately
appeared the announcement, "Me-
moirs Of Charles the First-with
a head capitally executed" This
was perhaps equaled by an adver-
tisenent Of work on Pedestri-
anism," with copious foot-notes.
The Due de Morny's definition
of a polite man is hard to. realize
A polite man." said he, SIS one
who listens with interest to things
he knows all about, when they are
told by person who knows moth
ing about them.
List was performing on the
piano for Rossini, on whom he
was calling, What is that?" asked
Rossini. GA funeral march |
composed on the death of Meyer
beer. What do you think of it,
maestro?" " Not bad-only it
would have been much better had
you died and Meyerbeer written the
music"
Overheard in a Dundee tram
car: Tim O'Flynn-"It's a nice
day, sir. (No answer.) / say, sir,
it's fine day" Aristocratic bar
ris'er-" I'm a lawyer, and never
give my opinion unless paid for it,
my good man." Tim" Well, We
may be a lawyer, but faith yer no
gentleman. That's my opinion.
and not a .ha'penny will l charge
for it, aither."
"A clergyman's wife, calling on
Mrs. Gladstone, at Hawmrden, re-
marked, in speaking of the cleo
tons, that these were trouhlous
times. +" But" calculated she,
piously, "There is One above that
will guide us" yes" said Mrs. |
Gladstone, " he will see through it /;
and, If you will take a seat, / dare
say he will be down stairs in few !
minutes"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-08-28
Alias Summons.

IN THE DISTRICT tOUpT or -.
4 Second Judicial District ~ tbc r lm
Of Idaho, in and for the Coun.y n ',,i., I.l
a; q. Mandei, plaintiff. vs.. The Tar,
Gold and Silver Mining Company 49,
ant. @'''''f
The People Of the United State,
Territory Of Idaho send greeting !, IT,
hOma Gold and Silver Mining Cgmpaor y y
PENDANT. 2"
You are hereby required to appear /, ;.
action brought against Won hy 'tbs ,,'.-
named plaintiff. in the District i'oI,, Il ~
Second judicial District of The Ter-i,,.r,.. y. ],
Idaho. in and for the County ~ ll,,,,+
and Ia answer the complaint filed t5s,.'
within ten days fexclusive ~ IA. IA,
service after the ser, .ce on yol n 81.
summons. If served within TIL county /.
II served ont of this county. but in th,,6,
trict. within twenty days otherwise vili,
forty days. or judgment hy defauheHi.
taken against Won according 10 the ,r.a.
of said complaint.
Tie said action is brought IN res,,
Judgment against said defendant p. d.
sum Of sSos -, interest and cost, s.,,,
II to be for money due on account or n.
4AhiNst7' Nbtfi ,. 1917 dtitl 10Y Mi1f
paid. Laid on; and expended Tor and on !.
haif Of tn. defendant, January /! l@
tina; the same has not hccn paid nor an
part thereof the facts molc iulN appa1.i
III plaintiff : complaint. Nal !. ], .'tI al
mtie a part hereof. "a certified copy 4,
which i herewith served.
And you are hereby notified that r m
fail 10 appear ana answer tia ,al ON.
plant, a. above required. the said vlanls
will take default and juiguurr, 10. IN, I'm
of Si'S 81 ana interest and costs. a, d.
maude,i in said complaint
Given under NY hand and the seal q II,
District Court OF the second Judicial N.
tFict Cd the Territory d, idaho IN anita
the County of Altura,. Ill, i'm day N ia.l
IA the y.ar al our Lord one thousand s.i
hundred ana cighty-siX
lsEAL L. l.. RlCUARps0s
Clerk 81 the District t'Mt
Ry T. l.. kIcHABn,. Deputy t,h
UYsDMAN * DATrEN Attorney, Tor III
First publication. july - l'Sisj
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-08-28

The train was halfway acros,
the State of Iowa and had stopped
at small station. The conductor
entered the car and said with {
loud voice:
" Here is a telegram from Des
Moines inquiring if any Kentucky
men are on this train"
Seven men at once arose in theil
seats. The conductor counted
them and withdrew. When the
train reached Des Moines a sedate
looking man boarded the car witt
basket containing seven oblong
fiat packages, wrapped in paper
which he sold in about two min
utcs at fifty cents apiece.
What are those things?" in
quired passenger Of the sedate-
looking man.
Bibles he replied in a solemn
tone, as he opened the door and
went out
The seven men stared straight
ahead of them and said nothing
A deep silence fell upon the car.