New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-10
HIGH CHAIR PHILOSOPHY.

When the Tenth Regiment L. S. Infantry,
ordered to New Mexico from the Lake Region The
little OF tain did not approve OF me Orders nI
OF the ant indeed seriously objected 10
the change. He had heard much OF the GREATNESS OF
departure of his fathers company sad TO his parents
"Come now let us 90 to church and say goodbye 10
God"
fre nds with tho children OF a FANNY who were about TO
leave, saw with lnent 'e aAsent VI sJ
and wife without children sne anxiousy asnsu
mother concvrning them: my III nampa roa' t mr
bachelors +"
Az for little Joe. he rould eat the ripe peaches In
direct osoDedieuce too. His love for them ovsr'ame
everything else In desI air MA mother sad Joey.
you ,cii do So shall rerhap- lose my little bow for yon
Will certainly be sick and die nnles, you obey me II
glad to see me come to heaven I'll DO SO full OF
peaches"
It was over twenty years when little Caspar paid
tie West country with his mother Inc chiri
mode OF locomoo after pedals was In that seclion by
lumber wagont This was new and strange thing TO
the toy night. after he was III he'd, whlle
his mother Preparing TO follow HIM. hearing ong
rolling peal Of Lander, he exclaimed: Why mamma.
does God ride IN lumber wagons. too
His little of two is quite given to falling ont with
tue worli at times Once, when she was e,pec ally
cross her praying in her presence: Please
bless Margle. she frowned severely ana eAciainoo
Don't talk about I"
Little Fay, who hal but recently made the acquant-
ancr OF his grandfthers. refer red to him III MS
prayer thus: Coo less grandpa anu tne ohei sanupa
who smokes pipe.
Fred three years old and his baby sister we're to have
drink OF wateI Fred reached for the glass, saying;
Et n have - nut mamma said NO. littlc girls
always inst" sir FRED replied. " No gentlemen nrss.
They're JUS as oil sly AS giris j.
A little boy 10 pass the afternoon with the
doctors little daughter given two pieces OF candy
When retdrnsn his mother inquired II ne gave Tue
larger piece " the lutte girl No mother. dlibt;
yun told give Dlggest piece 60 the company
aud WAS the company over there
Mamma, coming ipio the room, finds Fanny playing
with HE contents OF the saving machine drawers ana
rather sharply orders her Fanny continues her
play calmly and says: Have patience, mamma, have
patiePoe !
Little Louisa not three years old, observed she
sat ut table s-mIt 10 spit with great energy into
doing said; trying TO SIT oul my teeth as Aunt
M.Iy Ann does Poor Aunt Mary AIMS false teeth
bnrt ner 10 sI ped them out into her napkin
when she down 10 the table. fondly hoping she was
unoseryeL but little ones sharp eyes had sern her
n-ysar-old Johnny is fond OF long words He
heard hi. mother telling OF man who swallowed his
false teeth In his sleep Dld he have To take al
euidemcl" he AMI ousy inquired lie ASKED his
other day II cold tell lust what second
"A uersOp died. His moth-r til Dngbt not Then why
does IL say IN the paper Died on the 22d Inst ~
Littl. Robbie P first looked out on sDow-covele t
world when and one mOnh oIh
sosl-slis mamma, soar -suls '" he exsaihe abd
when him out e would not he sci down III tDc
SLOW but up his III te leei AMI cinDg screaming
10 her Finally she set him down In the sn0~ And Ia
moment his tears and fears Vanished, aud ho was
aelishnd he evidently had thought there Was an un
known depth OF water under ths ana.