Smyrna times., 1886-05-19
Sharp, Short and Sunny.

Sharp, Short and Sunny
Put a high protective tariff on an
archists.
Chinch bugs have appeared in West
ern wheat fields.
A remedy for hard times: keep out
of debt, pay as you go.
Miss Folsom will spend $4,000 on
her trOusseau, so gossips say.
As yet there has been no strike for an
increase of the wages of sin.
No man is so much opposed to a "tie
up" as a party about to be hanged.
'sTime and tide wait for no man."
Time and tide are not like woman.
You can't tell by the size Of a wOm-
ans mouth how many hairpins it will
hold.
Mr. Powderly advises the Knights of
Labor to boycOttrum. Not bad advice,
that
The Scott liquor law has been re-en-
acted practically by the Legislature of
Ohio.
Derby hats will soon be shed and
straw hat covering will be the next
expense.
"Ginger drunkards" are mentioned
as the awful products of prohibition in
Georgia.
The troops have been removed from
East ST. Louis at the command of Gov
ernOr Oglesby.
JEFF Davis will be seventy-eight years
old on June 3rd, but he is as much OF
fire-eater as ever.
Jay Gould is selling his stocks short
and expects to buy them in twenty-five
per cent. cheaper.
The first cucumbers of the season
are in market. Everybody should pre-
pare for the worst.
Tyson & Brothers, grain merchants,
Baltimore, have made an assignment;
liabilities, 100000.
Thus far 45O men have been empan-
elled to provide jury for the trial Of
Maxwell at st. Louis.
During the past two weeks Eastern
tourists have been spending about $780,
600 day.in San Francisco.
Get outside of yourself and watch
yourself for day or two. You will
find it a profitable business.
The Rev. Phillips Brooks, D. D., has
declined his election to the position of
assistant bishop of Pennsylvania.
The Knights of Labor are credited
with a purpose to enter the next State
campaign in Pennsylvania as politi-
cal organization.
For young woman to begin to
pick lint Off a young mans coat"
is said to be the first symptom that
the young man is in peril.
The President is said to work seven
teen hours a day, and he never thinks
of strike or boycott in favor of
better pay or shorter hours.
The fashionable young man will be
clothed so loudly this season that you
can hear his pants in the Summer.
Boston Commercial BuiLetin
Reckless expenditure, lack Of disci-
pline and general dilatoriness are said
To be the greatest obstacles 10 the sue
cess of De Lessepss Panama Canal
scheme. .. .
The Methodist Church. reports more
than 100000 Sunday school scholars
in this country. Yet there seem 70 be
just as many boys engaged in Sunday
baseball.
If you want to see the new comet
you viii have to get up at 3 o'clock in
the morning It can be seen. in the
southwestern horizon, and is Il magnili
cent sight.
a terrible hurricane swept over Cen
trail Spain, last Thursday, striking
Madrid, where it killed seventy per-
sons, injured 200 others and r,yaged
the city park.
A new paper was started in San
Francisco recently, but as the first
number neglected to have an editorial
against the Chinese no one bought the
second number.
Short hours for the BARRIERS mean
long boards FOR lie multitude. A
strike By the BARRIERS means Blood f.,r
the million. This would be the uu.
kindest cut Of all.
Making maple sugar by steam is 3.
new cuietrti-. iu Aiohi -Iu. r.r pro
pgiD..r .. .4 1000 irrc.. aui OK
poets to be able to handle twenty gaI-
Ions Of sap per hour.
A Buffalo man says it is difficult 20
find family in that city that is not
making the necessary preparations, ia
expectation OF being invited 20 uu !.n-
ticipated wedding in Washington.
Herr Most, the Anarchist is at last a
prisoner at Police Headquarters, and Il
more disguised and angry caIHivr was
never Gagged there. He is sore over his
arrest, and more than sore over the
manner Of it.
1t is understood that Mr.. Cleveland
claims that the Mugwumps have been
false to him it is also understood that
the Mugwumps claim that Mr.. Cleve-
land has been false to them. 1t is a
very pathetic quarrel as il stands.
While mon are turning the industrial
world upside down by striking fora
working day Of eight hours. what
would be the condition in domestic
life, if women refused to WORK more
than eight hours out Of the twenty
four.
The subcommittee Of the ways and
means committee has poor opinion Of
Mexico, its government, people and
principles. 1t believes that the United
States has no use whatever for such a
neighbOr, either commercially or fra
sternally, and reports most adversely
upon the bill to give effect to the Next
can treaty.
IF the new liquor law Of Ohio is care
fully drawn SO as 10 avoid conflict with
the State Cpnstiuton, which forbids d
license for liquor selling, it wiz be d
great benefit to that commonwealth.
ME Scott law, which it closely resem-
bles, worked admirably. In addition
to a large revenue this new enactment
viii allow local optioh--h blessing
which many towns and counties, es-
pecially in the Western Reserve, have
long craved.
Solicitor Of Patents, F. o. MeCleary,
Of Washington, ID. c., says the only
thing that did him any good, when suf-
iering with q severe cough Of several