St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-25
THESE WILL BE Thankful.
Reasons why Numerous Citizens
will Send Up Streams of Gratitude


Reasons why Numerous Citizens
will Send Up Streams of Gratitude
To-Day.
Corporation Attorney Murray will be thank
full because he has a new sealskin cap.
Col. Allen will be thankful because Corpo-
ration Attorney Murray's cap didn't cost him
(Allen) cent.
Lew Scott is thankful because the Ideals
are here and the Grand will be crowded twice
to-day.
The newsboys will be thankful because the
Crusaders society will give them a dinner to-
night
George Walsh would be thankful if some
body would refund him So cents that he put
up for campaign purposes.
Ed Bean will be thankful that he has the
best drilled company in the state.
All officials will be thankful for a holiday
except Jimmie 0'Brien. The occasion will
remind him too strongly of the long holiday
that will begin with him early next year
W. H. Dixon will be especially thankful if
some one will tell him a story that is not a
chestnut.
H. B. Humphrey will be thankful to-day or
any other day just the same IF the Graphic
company is My mentioned"
Frank Reed is thankful that a railroad man
draws larger salary than a newspaper re-
porter.
Observer Lyons is thankful that the indi-
cations are favorable to cold weather about
carnival time. and he will not be compelled
to stand OF indignant citizens who are XII ok
ing against the tnaw.
Rev E. jay Cooke is thankful that the
burglars didn't carry away his house and lot.
Hon. Edmund Rice is thankful for the big
vote he received in his own county.
Senator Ed Durant, of Saltwater, is thank
full that he has got magnificent fur coat
which he says belongs TO somebody else,
although he has worn it for three winters.
John L. Gibbs is thankful that he escaped
being made governor and the scapegoat of
his partys mistakes.
Senator c. B. Buchanan, of Sank Rapids, is
thankful over the fact that he feels under no
obligations to anybody for his election.
Congressman Strait is thankful because
there is a senatorial fight to soon occur.
Ar McGill thanks chance for giving him
majority, however small.
Ignatius Donnelly is thankful because he
has one more chance to get on the hoor OF the
house.
The Republican state central committee
congratulates itself that no more money was
spent than was absolutely necessary.
Capt. Henry A. Castle is now thankful be-
cause he did not get the nomination he
wanted.
Capt A. Fl. Reed, of Glencoe, is joyful be-
cause he was not nominated against Congress
man-eect Macdonald.
c. A. Gilman feels grateful for a chance
to get at his old enemies in the coming sena-
toriai contest.
Col. Crooks and John f. Norrish are thank
full over Mart Chandler's prospect of the
guillOtine-
Mark D. Flower is thankful over the pros
pectIYe oiFinspeetorship.
Kuute Nelson c. A Gilman and H G. Stor-
dock are happy for the reason that they
have taught their party great lesson.
Ed Hilton Will give thanks because Billy
Wells does the heavy villain act at the Olym =
pic this year, and lets him out
Or. Murphy is thankful that he hasn't
grown so big the past year that bis last wears
toboggan suit won't fit him.
George Thompson is still thankful that he
STATED the boom for the ice palace last year