New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Prospect Park Is to DO the rey OF politicians An
e-bodied heuchman OF" Boss" Mclaughlin has been
slated for Colonel Culyers place, and o era In
Park management may be expected.
The foreign compartment smoking oars bad enough
but they fail to equal tho uppartoned ntbness or tne
American car gentleman who had dog TO transport
told tnat he could not put him on the smoking oar
lie promptly replied that he had respect for
his dog to put him In such kennel IL Is not uncom
mon Thing local trains running into Boston 10 IND
ladies' OBLIGED to stand In while there 10
room enough and to spare In the smoker" healthy
reform In railroad management would switch on tne
snoknscars on a siie track. and leave them there IL
wo Id reaurs a powerful cleansing TO make them for
a cattle tram. i Christian Register.
At the Aztec fair which will be hold In Boston
two interesting mumnie. will be exhibited OnewiIl be
that OF Jesuit priest who for some crime sraDgled
ana buried 10 the foundation vail OF dungeon. The
carbonsceous Of the building aud the rarsfei
kept the Ody excellent state Of preser
vaon although 1t Is 800 years old The other mummy
Is that OF q nun who imprisoned alive In Q stone
foundation wall 40 for trying TO run away
W. tn Spanish cavalier. This mummy is also we'll pre-
served.
". II. stockpooe. the author of good story. Pare.
personaSss say: Let me- tel you that in Loudon for
every ona Jew there are dozen Gentiles VINO are
fairly straight OF business the Gentle is generally
a unmltgated scamp. The Jew means busoess-yon
his rate OF interest depends security you
10 OFFER The GENTLE on the other hand IS generally
-lJewish Messenger
Democratic conven tons'this year haven't done mucn
"pointng with PRIDE they have been too busy yiewne
with alarm the mistakes OF the Administration
The first cranberry train has left Cape Cod and tho
price OF sugar will doubtless go up.
Little Dot" VIVA, do yachts race for, uncle y
Accomplished Yachts nan-" For . cuI. pot"
A CUP TO drink out OF
"And the one that wins gets the crpp
We'll what DO the men on tho yacht that doesn't win
drink out OF I" -
Glasses. usually. "-(Omaha World.
In London you can go to different place OF amusa-
ment every night In the year and yet have TO leave over
hundred places nnvsited; bus by that time you won't
have any interest thom and will be quite willing to take
the next steamer home.
Edith-Mss Cleveland. IN her novel. uses the expires.
sion He felt the magnetism OF his conjecturn passion
Now, isn't that simply uonseDsef
AugusIus-wel. ld'n't know; depends on circum-
stances. ., 49,. A
ell suppose It's the kind man feels when he isn't
sure OF his ooaJectura tdtner-n-lA"s pahK sccoun'
Omaha World.
The Metropolitan Public GardenAssocstion OF London
wants every householder OF the metropolis 20 plant
tree AS there more than 100000 houses In Lon
dom this plan would give the city plenty OF shade.
Brown-Dld you 20 for vacation this summer,
smith-Oh yes.
Brown-How did you manage your business atairs
smith, took my advertisement OF the paper until
returned. so there wasn't any business to manage.
Great scheme, oh n lHarpers Bazar
The Montgomery Advertiser breaks out with pous
fe vor, steel making In Alabama be successfully
begun and Brmln CHAM real estate Will over-to3 the
ou tans that shadow Jones valley and the very dust
OF the towr become solid the lron-ribbed hills"
A Difficult Question College student-You saw the
Apennines he ,r, when you we're abroad Miss Modern
Miss Modern-Oh, yes IL was treat, too .
College student Did they play better than the
Detrolts, Miss Modern l-lTid- Bits.
The soldiers OF the French army be furnished
with rocket handkerchief which will be stamped
military rules, regulations and useful Information
generally It will be interesting to see the army take
out ts handkerchets inst before engagement to ind
on, the best way to attack the enemy
The guests at large party In Bethany H., were sur
prised after everything wa. over to learn ths' tne
eddng In private theAtrlcas, with which they were
ntortained genuine, ana that their hostess hAd
10 this way celebrated her marriage waterbury
American.
1t Is remarked OF Philadelphia men by Western
visitor that they nearly all carry change purse, New
Workers on the other hand stun their filthy ucre loose In
their pockets and don't mind II they lose nickel OF 90
In pulling their money out TO pay Tor drink The
with winch gentleman OF Philadelphia
every penny In his change purse after he has
paid his car fare Ia said to be beautiful to behold
CAPTURED by snsp Shot He crying to get out of It
Miss Bessie What agreeable weeks we've had OF
It, | VIII go and ask your father-the was going &c
she-Oh, William. Knew it would come and asked
pa yesterday as 10 save you the trouble Hes more
than willing. = TIA Bus.
piece OF land sold in the city of London the other
iay at the rate OF 10000 per acre.
The Wrong Gill. He with toward further
,t qnaintance with ownA)-what pretty little dog
He wouldn't bite me, would he
she-Oh, no. We give him SAT- food only. : lid Bits