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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Many eases of fever and agur. dumb
ague and CongrStivr chili>, We're promptly
arrested and entirely bani>hrd 10y the Use
of your Simmons Liver Regulator. luu
don't say half enough in regard tu the
efficacy of your valuable medicine in cast
Of ague, intermittent feverN, ctc. Ever!
case has been arrested Immediately. Believe
me, when say was sufferer for Years
with the liver disease. and only foumd re-
lief by using your medicine.
"ROBERT j. WEEKS.
Batavia, Kane Co, ILL.,.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

If people troubled with cold, would take
Ayers Cherry Pectoral before going To
church or places of entertainment they
would avoid coughing. greatly to the COM
fort Of both speakers and hearers. Public
speakers and singers find that the Frctural
wonderfully increases the power and lIeNi-
bility of the voice.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
Scott's Emulsion Of Pure
TAI s..... a, tth IL a .

is RcmnrLdbIc as Il EY,>i, Pr"dUr,r.
The increase of flesh and strength, j. per
ceptible Immediately after commencing T."
use the Emulsion. The Cod Liver oil
emulSified with the llyp"ph">phi1r> Is most
remarkable for lis healing. strengthening,
and flesh prodMcing uuaIItits.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

4 contemporary says; Suppose the hre-
men should strike This is not suP?oSa-
bic case. Fremen would not let a city bum
down because they did not get pay enough.
They are not that kind OF persons. Never
theIesS, they are kind of persons, and
render kind service. that should be amply
comnenSated
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
RncLI.n,s Arnicn Salye.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Cons, and all skin eruptiOnS, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is guar
aDteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 centsper box. For
sale by Charles Ludlow Il Co.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Bismarck is in funds. He has received
81, 500 from the estate of benevolent gen
tleman who has just died. The great Ger
man statesman should now come 10 America
and see how a Greater Germany Is getting
on on the banks of the American Rhine
and elsewhere throughout the country.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

1t can easily be seen by the crowd, that
are attending the great closing ont sale at
CrOtherS', big bargains are being offered.
Go early and make your purchases before the
stock is broken.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

There Is no one article in the line of med
icineS that gives 81 large a return for the
money as a good porous strengthening plall
ter. such a. Carriers Smart Weed ami BraS-
donna Backache PlaSterS. 74e
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Human nature is nut always humane
nature Human nature is generally ca
pable OF being greatly improved, by inter
nal effort, assisted by grace.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

A person who tries TO do good and hndS
that he has neither the ability nor oppor-
tunity-and there are not many such per
sons 50 situated-should try to do IS lutte
harm as possible
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

There are some people in Insane Asy-
IumS. who ought 10 be- out, but there are
more out who ought TO b. in. This is, also,
quite true Of penitentiariCs.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

The Graphic. News, of Cincinnati. in its
Saturdays issue, says: Tomorrow egg
nosticism will rule the day That will be
better than agnostcism or egg-nOgg-tlcism-
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
IN A BAD BOX.
Tom Craig jailed for Trying to Sell stolen
Goods.

Goods.
On Thursday morning a couple II c"ored
men entered Herman Willenborg's tailor
| shop, No 10 West High street and asked
| to look at some goods for a pair OF pantA-
looms The goods were shown them and
finally selected piece of goods
and requested Mr. WillenbOr- to take
his measure They walked to the rear
o. the store. where Mr.. Willenborg
measured the man. The other fellow.
meanwhile, loafed about the front OF the
store.
| After the two had gone Mr.. Willemburg
missed handsome piece of worSted Suitng
containing seven yards. He At once real
lzed that he had been robbed by the men
hut they had skipped and could not be
found He felt q delicacy about complain
ing to the police and making his loss pub
lie. as he had been robbed two or three
times before. 50 he said nothing about il.
Yesterday morning a cOlOred man named
Tom Craig entered Charles Bradley'S "a
! loon OH Market street. and offered for sale
! a handsome piece OF cloth. He told Frank
/ Bradley that he would take s. for the.
piece. but Frank dld not want it. Snom
afterward Charley Bradley. Franks father
learned that the goods had been stolen. and
got 4 description and the name OF the frl-
low who offered them 10 Frank. lr>ter-
day afternoon he went 10 Hubbard Georges
old place. and finding Craig there cOliared
him and took him to his own saloon and
teephoned for Officer Wilson. That officer
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
druggist.

ANSON HOUGH. of Blackberry H.,
says he owes his life to Glmorr'N Magnetic
Elixir. Try it. For >aIe.by Theo. Troupe,
tAHypiSt
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
SUNDAY MORNING. APRIL rs. 1886.

The country is getting even with Geron-
imO. The newspapers are printing ms
portrait. He has a fearful ugly mug.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

The Graphic News, of Cincinnati. asks if
Sodom and Gomarrah were worse than New
York now is? The Graphic News wisely
avoids drawing a comparison with Cncin-
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
Eh 7 7. " m N.
Batavia, kanr Co., Ill.

Scrofula. and all forms of >rrufulnU> dis
eases, are rapidly purged by the IlSr of
Ayers SarSaparila.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

JOHN II. YATES. of Batavia. Y. Y,
says:
Il cheerfully commend
Your AROMATIC WINE:
II did new life and yigoT send
Through this weak frame Of mine.
Ii did for all my stomach ills
More than the doctor and his pills.
For sale by Thso. Troupe. druggist.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Gr-All Sold by DruEgis<-.-Eg
LOCAL NOTICES.

Send stamp for Mrs. Pinkham's Guide 20 I-Nalth''
and Confidential circular, with descrlpticu OF cHs-
and symptoms of weakness Mention fh.s FuysT
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Sir Charles Dixie is to pass through. or
rather into. a fearful ordeal. He is to be
officially called in question as to his rela-
tons with Mrs. Crawford, and he declares
that he will fully and formally deny all
charges made against him" That is what
persons arraigned at the bar of public jus
tice and public opinion usually do, but it
doesn't settle the business. There must be
something more than full and formal de
nials, and where Sir Charles will get this
something more is brain-racking question.
1t seems likely that Sir Charles will have TO
70 down and out
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
WEARY WoMEN PRAISE TT,

removes Faintness, Flatuieucy, destroys nll crv
ing for stimuRuts ard relieves Weakness the StCrn
Ach. It cures BloatnE, Headaches. Nervous Frnstra
ton, General Debility slccpleSsnets, Depression aud
Indigestion. That feeling OF bearing down. causing
pain, and back ache permancutly cIrcG By We
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
AN ANGEL OF MERCY,

is absolutely safe for all female weaknesses.
including leucorrhoa, Irregular and painful
alton, Inflammation aud liberation Of the womb,
flooding, prolapsus uteri, SC. II contains 10 sub
stance that is harmful Is SIrg and sure
81. 90 for So in Liquid, Pill or Lozrnce Form.
No family should be without YDIA E. PTHSKIANi'S 8
LIVER PILLS. They constipation. billousIcss,
and tOrpidity Of the liver, 20 cents per BOX.
All these worldwide celebrated remedies are manu-
factured at Lynn, Mass. The Compound in form Of
loEenges and pills, Liver Pills and SanAtve Wash
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Charles Kean will always be regarded a.
one of the brightest men who ever emily
ened the pages of Punch, He was always
Kean. One of his best cartoons represents
a priest lecturing Pat because he does not
attend church. Now" finally asks the
good man, ''how often d" you 90 10
chapel?" well. your reverence" replied
Pat, Ito tell you the truth, l 60 to chapel as
often as | can avoid" Pat has many fel-
low sinners of the same sort
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Some people think that there are better
things to do to indians than to kill them. This
would seem TO be true of young indians.
At the government schools at Hampton. Nir-
ginia. and Carlisle Pa, the indian students
are making good progress i'll their studies:
in the practice of the mechanic arts and III
the knowledge and application of agricul-
ture And not a few OF them are becoming
christians and will beat their Scalping knives
into carving implements.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

It's purpose Is solely for the icJfiHGts hUG or fis
and the rclicT Of TsriH and II ss clnrs h
1t will cure entirely all Ovarian Vaginal troubles
Inflammation and Ulcerntion, Falling and Displacr
ments; and consequent Spinal Weakness, and IS par
ticulArly adapted 70 tho Change of Life.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25
OVER 1000 LADIES IN PHILADELPHIA

alone testify 10 its good qualities It is 4 delicate
matter to testify about but We have their names.
tFFor all weaknesses Of the genCrltivc organs Of
either sex, it is second to remedy that has
been before the public; and for all disease Of the Kid
neys il Is the Greatest RsrSsiy IN the World
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-25

Guyer's light derbys now ready at Gugen-
helms.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
Useful Recipes.

Egg Rolls-Two cups Of sweet
milk, two eggs, one-fourth teaspoon
Of salt, three and one-half cups sift-
ed flour, one teaspoonful baking pow
der; make the batter and bake in
gem pans.
Omelet Souflle.-Add to the yolks
Of six eggs a tablespoonful Of -four,
pepper, and salt, stir well together;
add the whites of the eggs and fry
IN q sausepan in which has been
melted three ounces of butter.
Minced Codfshed.-Flake up cold
boiled cod, and to each three cups
Of fish add one cup Of mashed pota-
to, small piece Of butter, one egg,
one half tablespoonful Of corn starch;
make into small cakes and fry in
butter
Beet Cakes. Chop up some beef
that is partly cooked with a little
smoked pork fat, and season with
s&ls, pepper and onion; mix well
and form into small cakes. Fry
them light brown and serve with n
good gravy made Of soup stock
thickened with brown flour.
Bread and Jam Pudding-Lin
The bottom and sides Of basin with
slices Of bread; mix pot Of jam
in the basin, then layer Of bread,
shen more jam; continue this until
The basin is full put a plate on the
Top. Turn out the next day, serving
With custard round it.
Hominy Muflins-A teacup of
boiling water poured upon two TIA
blespoonsful of uncooked hominy.
Simmer fifteen minutes add a cup
and half Of boiling milk and cup
fnl Of white or cornmeal. When
cold add two well-beaten eggs, two
tablespoonful of sugar, salt, and a
teaspoonful of baking powder. Pour
INTO the muffin pans which must be
previously heated and buttered, and
bake fifteen minutes.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13

An old negro, with an air of utter
detection, sat on bench in front of
a cabin. Some one, seeing that he
must be miserable, stopped and said.
"You do not seem to be enjoying
yourself old man."
"No, honey. De time fur my Joy
ment is dun obero
"What is the matter?'
"Wife dup dead, honey"
II am very sorry to hear that and
| assure you that you have my sym
pathy.'
"Thankee, sah."
"a man loses good friend when his
wife dies"
"Dat he do, honey: dat he do. |
has found dat out ter my sor', let me
tell yer, an now my good days is all
gone
"What was the matter with your
wifeY"
81 dunno, honey. She tuck sick
one night an she died de next chen
in 1t wuz or awful blow on me, fur
dat 'oman wuz earnin SIS cherry
munf. tt wuz awful hard fur ter die
Jest arter de white folks had raised
her wages. Feared like long ez she
wicked for $12 er munf she KEEP her
helf, put the SIS, 'peared like wuz too
much fur her Yes, sab, she wuz
snatched off at de berry time when
she wuz dc mos use ter me. [ doan
know what's goin' to come ONE. TIL.
hab ter go ter wuck, Use afeerd
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
His PAS Running Powers.

A Sunday-school teacher was tell
ing her children how the devil goes
about like roaring lion seeking
whom he may devour, and after the
lesson was through she said that
those who wished could ask ques
tions. At once a little boy spoke up
and asked how fast the devil could
run. "Hush, Johnnie" said the
teacher; "such questions are very
profane." "Well, | don't care" said
JOHNNIE "he can't out run my pa
anyhow, cause heard pa tell man
down the street 9he other day~ that
he caught the devil the night he
came home from the lodge"
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JOB PRINTING
DONE AT THE
L.wDERRwDExT
tSTHa.W
jon Roo.xS,
MO- So QUEEN ST,

Every description of Plain and Col
ored Printing, done in the very BEST
STYLE Of workmanship, and at prices
that defy competition, when weight
of paper and character of work is Ia
ken into consideration.
We make specially of all kinds OF
FANCY and ooLoRED PRINTING. We have
chromatic press, which prints from
one to six colors at one impression
the only press of the kind in this
end of the State
We have all the facilities of steam
power, fast presses, large fonts OF
new types, borders, etc, experienced
workmen, and with large stocks OF
paper, bought from the manufacturers
always on hand, we can and do defy
all competition in JOB PRINTING, both
as to the manner of execution and
price. Call and get samples, and
when you ask for prices, name
weight and quality of paper that you
wish.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
4 IS eighty Question.

You look troubled, old chappie,'
said J Buckingham Stubs, meeting
his friend, Willie Willoughby Higgins,
on the avenue.
Cab, you've stwuck it, m dear fell
10. Am in an awful state said Will
liza.
Woman, or debts, or both ?"
"No-nothing sort-ah-fact is I
and it utterly impossible, don't Y,
know, to make up my mind whether
4-ah-shall have the cape ofmy -ah
new topcoat one or-ah-two-feet
long," said J. Buckingham.
1.-TWO feet, my dear fellow-ah-
two feet, by all MEANS" calculated
Willie.
Thanks -ah-thanks, awfully.
You've taken a-ah-perfect noun
tain off my-ah-mind. Haven't
done go Notwithstanding in years
no, dear boy, not in years. Alb,
let's have dwop of soda with-ah
s. dash of brandy. / feel-ah-all
Knocked to pieces-weaction, l sup
pose"
And they adjourned to the near
est cafe.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
Great Repentance.
WHEN SCARED TOLD TIE TRUTH

WHEN SOAhED IOLD THE TRUTH.
The sexton of Methodist Church
IN certain village in Alabama is
Enoch Smith, negro, about fifty
years of age. In his own church
Enoch stands somewhat higher, being
a member of the Board of Stewards,
and, SO far as the future is concerned,
with very fair chances of promotion.
A little thing happened the other
day, which, but for the unfortunate
disclosure of himself by the perpetra-
tor of the joke, would, without doubt,
have elevated Enoch in the opinion of
his brethren, but alas!
Late Saturday afternoon Enoch
was engaged in making the white
peoples church ready for next days
services. The solitude of the place
was rendered more fearful by heavy
rain, thunder and lightning outside,
and Enoch is excusable for feeling, as
he expressed it, mighty iubous." A
negro drayman sought refuge from
the rain, in the church porch, and
when he looked into the church and
saw the sexton with his back turned,
he stealthily entered, and concealed
himself under the benches. The sex
ton swept, the lightning flashed, the
thunder rolled-and then came still
ness, which was at length broken by
a voice, uttering in sepulchral tone,
the one word
"Enoch ~
Enoch turned around but saw no
one; ne quivered his flesh began to
creep. Again, louder, more awful:
"ENooHl"
Enoch, with both hands held the
broom, but answered moths heart
clogged the way. Once more in tones
of thunder came the words:
"Eaoeh ! Turn, and come over
on de Lewd's side"
Enoch felt it was answer or die, and
so by a mighty effort he swallowed
his heart and literally screamed
forth:
"Yes, my Lawd !"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
&c Raise no more wheat

IN the Middle and Eastern States, but make
your money out of the Barnyard, as Hrner's
Dairy and Doctor Book tells you.
England has now SIS, 900, 900 invested in
agricultural implements and seeds in India;
Germany obtained the whole of the Congo
territory in West Africa (equal to Ia States
like Pennsylvania) for wheat-raising also,
and they calculate to raise all the wheat
they need themselves soon, leaving the two
thirds of our whole wheat crop we used to
export, on our hands which will make
wheat so low. thatit will surely ruin the far
mer who persists in wheat raising. Change
your tactics thereto e at once. before il is
too late and make your money out o. the
Barnyard RS the above book directs you.
Books and ingredients at f. @. Williams
Jr. & Bros and at Myers Bros, Martins
burg, dec le, 6m.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
AGheap Reau in Costly Dress

Report says a young man in Cam
bridge walked briskly to the house
Of his best girl on certain night
fhis week, stepped up to the front
door and vigorously rang the bell six
times, aud then paused for breath
AS the door opened he stepped in
side, just as the fair lady was about
10 invite him in. She assisted him
TO shed his coat, and he hung it on
khe rack with the remark: "Hang
there you $50 overcoat.n Placing
mis- gloves on the table he continued,
@Lay there you SIS gloves: standing
his cane upin the corner, "Stay there
you SO cane" placing his hat on
she chair, "When | want you, be
shere, you $12 hat" Then they
went into the room, and she invited
him to sit down. As he was about
10 comply, the fair being quietly drew
the chair from under him him, and
rs he measured himself on the floor,
she remarked; "Lay there, you fifty
cent fool" A moment later a man
and his valuables had vanished, and
she lady ventured to close the outer
door which had been left open.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
Not Very Profitable.
A TRAVELLERS EXPERIENCE WITH A LOT
OF DISAPPOINTED AFRICANS.

4
A TRAVELLERS EXPERIENCE WITH A LOT
OF DISAPPOINTED AFRICANS.
At Charleston / met man from
Binghampton, n. y, who was agent
for some sort Of cotton machinery
and almost the first thing he asked
me was
How do you manage with the ho-
tel waiters2'
Why, / have to fee them, of
course
That shows how green you are. |
am going to stop here four days and
won't pay thema cent
Then you won't get much service.
i won't, ELI i Well, you just
watch me and learn thing or two.
See that ?
1t was lead halfdollsr, neatly
covered with gold foil, and at first
glance it seemed to be twenty-dol-
lar piece. When the New Workers.
trunk came upstairs and the two
darkeys fingered around for quar-
ter apiece, that twenty appeared to
view and the said
Smallest I've got to-day. I'llsee
you before | CO.
The same thing was worked on the
table waiter, on the waiter who
brought up the ice water and on
several other colored individuals,
and when we were all ready to take
the train for Savannah the trunks
went down on the wagon and we
walked to the depot Two minutes
before the train pulled out the New
Yorker turned to the African with
his gripsack and said:
James will you take this coin and
square up ALP
Yes, sab.
Place it carefully in your pocket
and don't lose it.
She's dar, sab; an lie millyuns
O. times 'bleeged to YOU
Never mind that. Well, we are
off,
All the way down to Savannah
that evening my companion chuck
led over his lieenness in beating the
colored population, but when we
reached the latter city, his chin took
a drop. We were not clear of the
depot when he was arrested for pass
ing counterfeit money, and all his ex-
plantations did not prevent his re-
turn to Charlestown by the next
train. | met him afterwards in Ala
bama and he told me the affair cost
him siXty-fiye dollars.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
ALawyer's Opinion Of Interest
to All.

j. A. Tawney, Esq, leading attor-
ney of Winona, Mimi, writes: "After
using it for more than three years. take
great pleasure in stating that | regard
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, as the best remedy in the
world for Coughs and Colds. 1t has
never failed to cure the most severe
colds l have had, and invariably reliev-
es the pain in the chest"
Trial Bottles of this sure cure for all
Throat and Lung Diseases may be had
Free at E. G. Williams, Jr., and Bros
Drug Store. Large size, 81 90.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13
Rucken's Arnica n alive.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Cailblains
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
~ lures Piles, or no pay required. 1t Is
warranted to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cent per box
For sale at Il. g. Williams, Jr. + Bro.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13

A rural poet wrote "The Ballad
Of the Fisherman" as follows
"He put his bait upon the hook,
And then his homemade pole he took,
And held it Ger the danci ng brook,
And soon had something for to cook"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13

The walls of Fort Sumter are re
siuced TO a mass Of ruins, over which
twelve guns are mounted. The gov
eminent pays 5000 a month for
watchmen, who keep lights burning
Cor the guidance of mariners.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1886-03-13

It's a Harlem girl who is called
earthquake, because she shook so
many young men.