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OK TINE.

JN Il lME
As Christmas Presents seem to be the order Of
the day. we cannot afford to lag behind. On the
contrary, having been in the lead 10 long, we'd
feel out of place anywhere else. Our Christmas
gift to parents and guardians Of the young does
not consist of "chromo" of any kind or price,
but in the sensible, timely and seasonable once
making reduction of 10 per cent on every dol
lar'sworth Of Boys and Chldren's clothing sold
by us from now until the 3lst day of December;
and when you remember that our prices for
Boys' and Children's Clothing have always been
from Is to pa per cent lower than those of other
houses here. You will form q correct idea Of the
values that await you now. With the money
you thus save You can buy your boys the very
thing they want for Christmas present, and
not-as in other cases-offer them something
with which they already provided for in
stance, if your boy must have Waterbury
watch we will sell you for 90, 10; if he wants
something else you can buy it with half the
money you save by buying his Clothing here.
THE GOLDEN EAGLE CLOTHING COMPANY,
CORNER OF SEVENTH AND SITS
d14 j. NJ. GRADY. Manager.
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The House OF Representatives did good thing
yesterday In refusing To allow the construction OF
q railway through the Yellowstone National Park.
Now, IL Congress will pass a resolution requiring
OF the railways entering this city TO remove Its
tracks from the beautiful park which otherwise
extends In an unbroken line from the Executive
Mansion TO the Capitol. and compelling another to
remove its unsghtly tracks, Sheds ETC., from the
vicinity OF the latter noble building, still better
work Will be done. Both of these lines present
constant source OF danger to the people OF the
city, whether in q vehicle on horseback or on
foot, besides being a disgraceful biemish on the
plan OF the city. Every consideration which would
influence legislation in keeping a railway out of
bit or wilderness owned by the government ought
TO have hundred fold weight in keeping the
streets and parks OF the National Capital free from
such dangerous eyesOres as now permitted to
occupy them. Is park I'm n remote and unsettled
part OF the country more precious in the eyes OF
the people than one ut the seat OF government?
IL not why does not Congress take equally good
care VI the latter?
The promptness with which Henry NJ. Stanley
prepares 10 return TO Africa at the command OF
the King OF the Belgians Is commendable, of
course, but IL VIII also serve as a warning to other
adventurous spirits OF the inconvenience Of tying
oneself fast 10 a throne. When Mr.. Stanley was
simple journalist he was under orders, OF course,
Dlt iNcft 10 iiO WIFI Ills piOtcSt
summary change OF work or domicile would not
have been respectfully listened to or when he was
not at liberty TO respond 10 an obnoxious CON-
Inand: II resign my place on the Palladium. i
have accepted an engagement on the Bwgie." To
be sure, the downright drudgery of newspaper
work Is greater than that OF playing vfceroy, and
its rewards, measured by dollars and cents, are
not enough TO turn anybOdy's head; but it finds
q compensaring advantage in its independence.
Sala
this country. toiling with their pens for a very
modest subsistence, who would not, If they could,
exchange places with Stanley, and give up their
anonymous sway over a civilized community to
make their names illustrious by waving a sceptre
in q turbulent Congo state.
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"i' 1875 Penn. NV.
I,oR RENT-A NICE SIX ROOM HOUSE AGA "A
Il st ne VIII be newly I4pertd and ready Tor or.r-
lanci 9TH or 18th instant. Apply at 3d. next door
EoR RENT-FURNISHED, 1912 ST, NEW
tiiie"-story brick. u rooms. very desirable 400
Arly % PARKER Tow NSEND
dli-Ot 14ls st
IroR kENr-@o25 Q ST. 10 ROOMS Mop INps
Il Beautiful new House JOHN Il. BEAI-Is 1920 4
81 dl4-lm
VroR RENT-yERY DESIRABLE II ROOM
brick corner House fronting south cheerful ROOMS
irst class legality. POI ID ~ n. ". Apply 10 J. y
WRIGHT, 3s y stnw., or NJ 2l1 East Cap dlS I'm
NOR RENT-HorsE lll7 10TH ST NV FIGHT
rooms: rent go, keys at corner 10th and sts
Inquire at SSB Louisiana ave dl4-lw
IroR RENT-To CoLoRED PEoPIE-NICE SIX
II room brick, all modern improvements oo2H L -
hw.. 80 Per month: nice four bTl ana rear OF
saIne' l21o per month AIrly Ia 24O5 Pa ave NV
dl4-3'
TroR RHINESTONE AND DWELLING, CORNER
Il and 9TH SITS n. e good stand Inquire 4:56 New
York ave. NV ala 81.
EnR RENT-THAT ELEGANT THREE-sToRY,
IL Basement and Attic Residence, Just Rpprnarlipg
complexion. 1856 MASSACHUSETTS, ave-, near Dupont
Circle; 2a rooms everything modern For lAr;iilur.
apply To JOHN SHERMAN tdl. l4D- ~ IN
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Ho11DAr G1rrs
SUITS AND OVERCOATS!
The growing sentiment in of giving Substantial
Presents is fast becoming universal A present Of an
Overcoat Suit TO your Father Brother Son. when
unexpected although the same may be needed, will
will be every day reminder of gratitude love and
affection Before making your purchases cali and
our Qvercoats and Suits. Comprising the best makes
finished III superb manner cut and trimmed In the
height of fashion, and sold ut such Low Prices will
meet the wants Of every purchaser
FOR BOTS-4 TO IL:
cornrSy Suits at sold elsewhere at Good
Gss5 M s OF %ss
from 800 up.
FOR BOYs-13 TO IS:
magnificent line of Suits and Overcoats from $3.50
FOR MEN:
Good heavy and warm OyERCOATs at g. rs, reduced
Splendid Storm oyERCOATs at So worth 50.
Chinehiiia OVERCOATS at 81 30, worth 80.
sio *, sis sia6 and BIS Is enaranteed to be per
cent below what they can be bought for elsewhere:
Gen, Genuine 80, MontaEnae Chinchilla oVERCOAIs re-
'% ssfseS' s S%E HS5tS IS from s1epr.
chinchiiia Double Breasted CoATs and ID VEsTS for
asss fS seAH ssYes %
siao, SD and 1850 These goods have been re- re.
ne Of FRINGE zee ia SUITS from slup
ODD PANTS, i'll all sizes, to Mt any shape, at SO
N Our Motto-No Trouble to Show Goods.
OAK HALL,
CORNER 10TH AND STREETS
Open till pm Saturday IL pm. until New Year ola
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the gentlemen who so conscientiousiy and con-
siderateiy directed Pension Commissioner Black 10
some events In DR.. Dabney's career, which never
occurred, are now looking for another tree to bark
nm
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FoR CHR1srMAs PREsENrs
If you inclined to investigate the merits
of our Ready-made Custom Garments call at
any hour before 8 o'clock this evening and we
will place some of our time against yours, with
the understanding that if you select anything
and afterwards repent Of your choice you can
bring back the goods and have your money
refunded That is the business platform upon
which we stad.
B-Store open until 8 pm
GEORGE sPRANsY,
ONE PRICE CLOTHIER,
d14 507 SEVENTH STREET.
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FOR YOU DECIDE WHICH IS PREFERABLE
FOR PRESENT TO YOUR FRIEND-APAIR
OF BRONZES, OR A PAIR OF EGYP-
TIAN TINT BLOWN VASES.
BRONZES- We offer superbly worked Mantle and
Bracket Pitchers and Urns. They have the true ring
Original designs, Only few made. Bought them for
that reason. All Sizes
Prices from 81 % to S21 pair.
EGYPTIAN VASES The most delicately blown
tints In transparent Original designs Shaded
IN Peach blow. Green Lemon Azure, and Wine Har-
nonlous blending. Haven't many of them. Can't get
any more.
Prices, s1.9S 20 s39S each.
' BRASS GOODS. Inkstantls, Candlesticks Easels
Broom Holders. Thermometer Stands, Mantel Picture
Frames and of patterns in Bric-a- brac Plain
and Hammered Finely polished They are all dis
played on the Holiday Of the first floor
AL prices
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.

IroR RENT-Two-sToRY BRICK HOUSE con,
u tAining six r.5 10 ls~ bath.lssin: al n"" n.
imuroNemru's, s5 ~ month In cd ne j.
alire Of ,. Y DAVIS SONS. corner fcnnsslv ma
aN" aud 18th Il.
tSoR RENT 500 n ST. y. ". CONTAINING VA
noeins and bath, all mode, ipprpy em hts. su
+ ST. di5-.Ns
l.oR RENTING. 1895 o ST. N.w.-fLEyEN
Owner. 1893 2lst If. nv. di1-6t
EoR RENT-DwfLLiNG. s35 9TH ST, NV;
Cc,ts,ns twelve rpolns. tath. AZ. Apply 81 NAlRN
y o"hAMS DRUG Store cor 18th ~. aud New YORK
ave d15-3t-
ISuR RENr-LARGE HOUSE MAR PATENT OF
II hce, slscsl NV twelve rooms hath No newly
laisftd ana painted, plumbing and heaters in good
e"hdinon ALBERT +, FOX. Seo ST NV. dlf-lm
NOR kkNI,l23s 9TH ST \. W BRICKlElGHr
dl5-3t SAL Npi Ias seo';
NOR kfNT-A NICE sIN-RooM HorsF. 5lS
l3th ST. &c. sll per month Inquire NJ lo35 y St
Sc dl5-3ts
ISuR RENT-A LARGE HoARniNG HoI-sE CON-
tanning ID rooms With larce dining -rnon in good
',siuu.il cor aid North Cal it'll SITS near Printing
dl5-:}ts o iH@'"
fSroR RfNT-ro PRIVATE FAMILY Fully FUR
Eishe9 house; delightful location: northwest: 10
."1,ils siNer china library. A.. Nefy moderate rert
-N - Nohfi L. Star "rhe- dl5-3ts
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IL begins 10 look as IL Controller Trenholm We're
a bigger man than Examiner serbia
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The above is only portion Of the property my
books For full list call at Office bulletin issued On
the LIST and 18th ld14l THos. T.. wAGGAMAN.
IrOR RENT-THREE NEW HOUSES PRESS BRICK
II bay window, rooms, bath. cellar modern inn rnve-
ments, north side of Massar ave- near TIN
St ne. CHAS A. SHIELDS l:se6 ST NV dl3-3t.
NOR RENT-yERY NEAT TwosTORY SIX
Il room Brick Dwelling, side alley, bay window. all
To begin Jan. : possession at once s...30
SMOkMSTEDT BRADLEY,
d136t g2a 1t. NV
IrOR RENT-A COMPLETELY FURNISHED
II House of ten rooms in frst-class neiRhborhood;
terms moderate to a strictly reliable party Cali at
2O34 q ~. NV. dl3.Bts
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STORES, ETC.
Str. rm. and part OF cell
lar, 4th and NJ sts. n. ". So5
Str. aud dwg. 923 4th 81.
NV, tr POPS
Str. and dwg. SO 9th ~.
s.w.. ar. ................l6
Stable rear 1916 X st. Is
Stable r'r 1913 10th NV. q
Stable rear 1907 n. York
nksa m VI d,
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CHRISTMAS, CHn1srMAs
HOLIDAY PRESENTS.
NOW OPEN FOR INSPECTION,
G.DAvIs,
7l9 MARKET SPACE,
Corner 9th Street.
GIFTS FOR LADIES. GENTLEMEN AND Chill
DREN. SOME USEFUL, SOME ORNAMENTAL.
NOVELTIES THAT NO OTHER HOUSE CAN SHOW
OUR BUYER has been east and found WONDERFUL.
BARGAINS.
Stock of Goods surpasses any former season.
Staple Goods. such "a LACE HANDKERCHIEFS
PELERINES anu REAL POINT DUCHESS LACE
best assortment IL the city, and at prices that will sur
prise you.
kERCHIEFS, from the cheapest to the finest
KID. FUR TOP. SILK AND THREAD GLOVES.
BLACK SILK HOSIERY at about half regular prices.
RIBBONS, TIDES, FANS, &c. &c.
What would be nicer than handsome BLACK SILK
DRESS FOR A PRESENT. we have the BEST STOCK
IN TOWN to select from.
FINE TABLE LINENS. NAPKINS AND TOWELS,
MUFFS AND FUR TRIMMING, full stock.
GLORIA AND SILK UMBRELLAS, choice NEW
STOCK. bought especially for holiday gifts.
Be sure aud our stock before making purchases.
ROCK BOTTOM PRICES.
e. g. DAVIS,
TO MARKET SPACE,
dll-0t Corner 9Th Street
Foa THE Ho11pAYs
KID GLOVES. FROM TO 20 BUTTONS, AT COST
TO CLOSE. 80 SS~
BREAKFAST AND DRESS CAPS IN STOCK AND
MADE TO ORDER
HANDSOME FANS AT REDUCED pRICEa
MRS. NJ J. HUNT
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-BY SETTLED WOMAN WHO IN
W derstands dressmakins and shildren's clothes.
and on the sShns s !. n
nv d15-st'
WANTED AN HONEST. CAPABLE AND
w Trustworthy Young man is very desirou: Of en-
V. " NJ. Star ONCE. It,
WANTED-BY COMPETENT PERSON COPY.
w ing. addressinT, &c. TO be done at home OF ct
0f df4s hest OF reference Address s. NJ ss'' Once
WANTED-BY A PHYSICIANS FRENCH1wAIT-
w er situation IN private family. or anything
where an honest living can be had Address T STA
WANTED-BY AN ENGLISHWOMAN. ACCrS-
toned to entire charge of infant delicste CHILD
Address ssar es
WANTED-BY DRAUGHTsMAN A SITUATION
w with patent attorney will work for small salary
TYNE Star es to me patent s:Rs
WANTED-A MIDDLEAGED LADY OF Ia YEARS
experience as nurse would take entire charge Of
an infant or invalid best Of references Address G,
Star Office. d133r
M ANTED-BY A TEACHER OF ABILITY AND
w experience a. position in q school as tutor IN
family Ssst Of references given and
w ANTED- SECRETARY AN ENGLISH GEN
w tleman of the highest education and social and
political experience desires to become the secretary of
en sa j. .n oe IN
WANTED KNOWN THAT ONLY RELIABLE
and city refeTenees al CopMBs
CESS Emp Bureau 826 St NV d13-6t'
WANTED SITUATIONS FOR MEN AND
w women as cooks, chamhernnaids, sales ladies',
clerks walters buffers. coachmen for private families
hotels. restaurants stores and Offices 4. NJ. BURN
HAM, 630-632 + st. NV. d11-6t.
WANTED KNOWN HEADQUARTERS FOR
General House Workers with references, at Nat
Labor Bureau ST. 9TH st. NV dlO-6t
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OPEN UNTIL 8 p. n.
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FOR RENT-FLATS.
VNOR RENT-TwO VERY DESIRABLE AND HAND
sonely furnished flats in the Portland VT.
and Thomas circle. Apply to Thos- j. Fisher 4 Co,
1924 st. n. d1l-6t
TNOR RENT-FURNISHED OR UNFURNISHED-
IL fiat of four large Rooms: bath room, with hot and
cold water. TO 18th n Apply to FITCH. FOX
a BROWN cor. Pennsylvania and 18th st. IA I'm
IHOR RENT HANDSOMELY FURNISHED SUITE
Il on first floor delightful third floor suite also
gle rooms tor gentlemen: southern exposure; open
hres beds and bedroom furnishings all the most COM
fortable terms advantageous to permanent tenants;
1Sl3 st. References exchanged. n20-lm
FOR RENT-STORES.
NOR RENT-FOR A LOW RENT, TO GOOD
Il tenant, Store and House on 14th St, per-
feet repair; fine dry cellar. Apply at 1887 l4th st.
dl1-6ts
nor RENT-A SPLENDID BUSINESS CHANCE.
II Four beautiful stores with Dwellings, west side
of 14th St. between and Pierce Place; rent mode
rate TO a good tenant. J. W. +. MYERS. l42S N.Y.ay.
n20-4ws
LOR RENT-sTORE 2O26 14TH ST NV; LARGE
Il cellar aud stable with hve-room House above. &45
Store separately, S25. House separately, $40.
JOHN L. BEALI.
n2S-1m 1420 st. w.
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FOR RENT-OFFICES.

FOR RENT--STABLES.
nor RENT-STABLE IN REAR OF 1912 18TH
JIG st W, contains stalls, box stall, water, gas and
THOS. J. FISHER co,
d9-6t 1924 4 ST. NV.
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Renews Her Youth.

Mrs. Phoebe Chesley, Peterson,
Clay Co., Iowa, tells the following
remarkable story, the truth of which
is vouched for by the residents of the
town: 81 am 73 years old, have been
troubled with kidney complaint and
lameness for many years; could not
dress myself without help. Now an,
free from all pain and soreness, and
am able to do all my own housework.
| owe my thanks to Electric Bitters
for having renewed my youth, and
removed completely all disease and
pain" Try a bottle, only soc. at
Miller's Drug Store. [4]
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Renubl;can Lcg,.lat,ve Conycntion.


Republican Legislative Convention.
A Republican Delegate Convention for the
Fifth Legislative Distric comprising the count
les of DAWSON, Aurora and Brule, Dakota Terri
tory, will be held at the court house in the city
of Mitchell, d. 7. on the 10th day of September
1885, nt one O'Clock in the afternoon, for the
purpose of placing in nomination one member
of the Territorial Council, and two members of
the Territorial House of Representatives, and
for such other business may come before it.
In said convention, the representation shall be
one delegate for each county, and additional
delegates based upon the population of said
counties, according to the Territorial census of
1885, at the rate of one delegate for each one
thousand inhabitants, or n major fraction there
of. Dawson County. Z delegates. Aurora county.
delegates. Brule County, 8 delegates.
BY order of Legislative Central Committee.
III. c. Preston,
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A capt.lIn's Fortunate Discovery

Capt Coleman, Schr. Weymouth. ply
ing between Atlantic City and N. y,
had been troubled with cough so that
he was unable to sleep. and was induced
to try DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. 1t not only gave him in
slant relief, but allayed the extreme sore
| ness in his breast. His children were
similarly affected and single dose had
the same happy effect. DR. Kings New
| Discovery is now the standard remedy in
the Coleman household and on board the
schooner. Free trial bottle of tEis Stan.
dard Remedy at F. L. Miller's Drug
| Store al
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Congress adjourned the 9TH INST
after being in session seven months
and twcnty-eight days. During that
time there were introduced INTO the
two houses l3,2o2 measures. OF
these comparatively few became laws
and fewer still were Of national i'm
portance. During the last few days
of the session President Cleveland
signed the oleonargarine bill and
the river and harbor bill.
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A MYSTERY.

How the human system ever RECEIVERS from the
!, had effects Of the nauseous medicines often
literally poured into it for the auppostiye relief
y 81 Dyspepsia. liver complaint, constipation,
rSeunlstism Hrld other ailments, is a mystery.
Tho mischief done by bad medicines is scarcely
itses than that caused by disease. II they who
are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, conotipated or
ience Of invalids who have thoroughly tested
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, they would
/ obtain the speediest aid derivable from rational
medication. This medicine ls searching and
at the same time thoroughly safe remedy,
derived from vegetable sources, and possessing,
4 ia consequence of its basis OF pure spirits,
properties as d medicinal stimulant not to bs
3ouid in the frey LOGAN bitters and .stimulants
often resorted to BY the debilitated, dyspeetic,
and languid.
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suok,an,a Arnloa salxe.

The best salve in the world for Cuts.
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores. letter. Chapped Hands.
Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures piles or NO pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per
feet satisfaction or money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by f.
f. Miller
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We have frequently noted that the
first few months of a new editors
newspaper life are often full of trouble.
He not only slops over on something
or other and loses more subscribers
than ne gains, but he gets INTO hot
water with his contemporaries as well.
This is the natural result of lnexperi-
ence. But the experience he gains
in these first few months proves most
beneficial and of lasting benefit.
After he has had the conceit and
vain-glory everlastingly knocked out
of him by few trenchant and sar-
castle cotemporaries he often becomes
the best of editors. The lesson is a
severe one, but it Is no less public
necessity.
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Dated August 10th, 1885.

The Salem Pioneer Register man
says that Greely, Hancock and Nc
Clellan were all traitors, and that
the last named should have been
hung. How fortunate that they,
one the founder of the Republican
party, and one the bravest and most
loyal of all the great soldiers Ameri-
can ever produced, peacefully sleep
unconscious of the Salem mans
opinions.
A dead lion may well envy a live
iackass.
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They have been putting down the
patent granolithic sidewalk pavement
in Bridgeport, Conn, which is very
sticky but hardens quickly. Recently
pair of lovers, who were bidding
each other good night, stood on a
slab of the composition and had to be
dug out with pickaxe. Their shoes
We're ruined, but they secured q
promise from the night watchman,
who dug them out, to keep their
secret.
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In the death Of Samuel j. Tlldcn,
which occurred yesterday morning,
the country has lost one of the strong
est and clearest intellects ever known
to American politics. = On the
whole Mr.. Tilden was a great states
man, the greatest, probably, that the
strict construction school of politics
has produced since Jefferson. AS the
great Virginian rose superior to his
own political philosophy in the pur-
chase of Louisiana, SO Mr.. Tilden
was great enough to advocate the
application of the American system
to coast defenses while such men as
Cleveland, Carlisle, Randall, and
Morrison seem to think that spiggot
economy about fills the measure OF
stateslaanship, He was, IN
fine, one of the very few men of
either party or any time able to inspire
full confidence in his ability to grasp
and thoroughly understand questions
of public policy Chicago Inter
{)cff,Jl
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The Springfield (Ohio Globe-Re,
public threw the city into frenzy
Of excitement by publishing anew
the moudy, wormy old chestnut
about the man cursing God and being
struck dead the next minute, which
some imaginative newspaper reporter
springs on the public about this time
every year. This time it was a far
mer at Lima, o., who cursed God
because his crop was suffering from
rain. The usual result followed.
A sheet of blue flames shot out of
clear sky and the man was turned
to stone. Men who came to pry him
up out of the field found the heat
about the body SO intense as to melt
their crow-bars. This is not part Of
the miracle, however, as the man
would naturally be hot about the
matter. The Springfield saloonist
who said he saw the body, accomp.
lished his object. He sold barrels OF
beer to the crowd who came to see
him about it. The excitement was
great. The newspaper Office was
crowded. The postmaster and otEel
prominent citizens bumped around
him to find out particulars and the
preachers used it as text for ser
mons. Barnum knew what he was
talking about when he said that
"people love to be humbuggcd.
There doubtless are people to whom
the alleged spectacle of the divine Be
ing reaching down to little under
sized farmer standing IN a ten-acr,
field, with mouth full of cuss words
and slapping him aside the heat
with bolt Of lightning, is not too
much to swallow. These farmer
turning to stone are getting too
numerous, anyhow. 1t is about time
for some one to go out, gather then
up, start a stone quarry and begin t
lay sidewalks with them.
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Attorney General Garland says he
doesn't give the Pan electric scandal
a thought and that he has no idea of
resigning. Mr.. Garland's conscience
will never burst through his vest.
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One of these days Mexico will
blow her nose on the stars and stripes
just once to many times and uucle
Sam will kick her hustle clear up
under her hat.
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A married couple at San Diego,
CAL, the husband Being IS and the
wife 70 years of age, have been made
happy by the birth of a daughter.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-13

An Indiana mans wife presented
him with four sons at birth and he
named them Holman. He says that
the reason of the name is that he
objects,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-13

Mr.. Owen, the new editor of the
Chamberlain Register, has got into
trouble with the Sioux Falls Aryus,
and Mr. Bell, the new man on the
White Lake Times, is having song
and dance with Andrews OF Plank
intOn