The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-10-17
]. SEAZER SMITHS LETTER.
The Training Required to Produce Such 20.
litical Leader as Coy. Democratic Boss.

To de Editah Oh de .Iunnel:
l was conversin de othah day wild semi
intelligent white man who lives in Sammy Per
kinses wahd Dis gemlen wild great sasfacshun,
aftah borrowin a dime an terbacco huff to load
his pipe, expressed de 'pnion dat de Democratic
pahty in dis city was forchnit in havin
leadah an intahmated dat de 'Publicans was all
at skies an sevens TO lack oh aich leadah
bon leadah as Hon'ble Sim Coy.
l hev lived long huff in dis valley OBJ sorrer to
recknise wisdom even wen it is delivahed by an
oracle wild one suspendah an co'n-cob pipe.
Mistah Coy is a leadah. admit dat, but will
not admit dat he was bon dat way perliticIi
leadah and fine workah, leadah possessin' all
de moro valable qualities OBJ dat venerated Dems
ocrat, Mistah Boss Tweed, an Cat othah sterling
Democrat Mistah Joseph Mackin. is not BON.
He is de result OBJ yeahs OBJ environment (sien-
tiffic term.
Emagine, eff you kin, de nussery dat wood be
nessary to produce great Democratic leadah
like Mistah Coy, leadah who cuts de Georgian
knot previously creased by DR.. Tummas Soap
grease Harrison and John Butterine SullivanL
in de case OBJ de patients OBJ de Hospittle TO a.
Insane EFF / had my way" SEE Mistah Coy,
II wood vote every one of EN-" Don't tell me
dat men who kin make use of SIGH ul-stirrin'
words are bon So no, 1t is a mattah
OBJ long an keerful trainin' upon min calkIated
to bring fourth SIGH great an noble sentiments.
De nussery to bring out de Democratic leadah
contains fust oh all bah agin' witch long per-
cession oh men are rubin dere vests, wild bah
keepah tossin' out drinks an perpechally moppE,
de slop offn de countah. De bah is fust OBJ ALL
Widout de bah de Democratic nussery mite as
well close. Neah by wood be skin game OBJ
Pharaoh, or poKah, wild a lookout to see dat de
minions OBJ de law didn't git onto it. Ef
dey did, much de wuss for de min.
ions. Dere would be a immediate vacancy
at de head oh do police foce an de chief dat suc
ceed to dc place would soon - a paht OBJ de APP
prattus oh de nusserv. De nussery would be
furnished wild fine selection OBJ bunco men,
thieves, thugs, gamblahs. an wahd workahs.
Among de playthngs wood be Ratchet an &
busted balot-box. In nice little connah, close
by, whah de infant undahgon' his trainin' coo6
put his chubby little hans on em at any time.
wood be n cupple OBJ County Con:mishnahs, set
on springs in skeer- box. to jump out wenevah
de pet of dis perlitickle nussery opened de- lid
Pahdon me fo' writin' in dis lightah vain, so
diffent from my gennel mannah. Ny wife hes
jes' handed me q piece 90 a copy OBJ de Sentinel
witch come in on q lofe OBJ bread hev red only
few lines in its coyumes, an a feelin OBJ un.
uttahble sadness begins to steal ovah me- I
amt 'quainted wild any obSde present staph oh
editahs on de Sentinel 'cept de young man who
takes de Office towel to de wash, an wood like to
know in wat college OBJ junnelism dey ackwiahd
de funnal directah style dat rises like deadly
masma from its gloomy colyumes Yo's trooly,
j. SEAZER SMITH, sR-.
Whltewashah an Kelsominah