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The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
MULE RAISING.

We are impressed that mule raising
wits us in this parish is one of the
most profitable enterprises in which
we could engage, in the way Of stock
raising, that we give below an article
on the subject from the Texas Live
Stock journal;
SIN all the branches of live stock
raising in Texas, nothing thas resulted
more satisfactory than tho production
Of mules. The most easily sold pro.
duction at any age is the mule, the
weaving, yearliDg, fwo-year-oid, the
work mule, all sell readily at living
figures. In mule raising, the revenue
is derived safely and surely, if the
ranchman or farmer, does actually
raise the mules, which he can do if he
attends to business. A weaving mule
is worth $25 to $35, so is a three-year-
old beef steer, according to where he is
raised and his condition.
GA cow is worth $40 to 500. A
Texas common marc, is worth from
SIG to S25. ~
"With good jack and one hundred
mares, to raise rs mule colts, to be sold
as yearliDgs at $50, would iurnisl,
$2625 for profit and expenses.
s.The little Spanish mule, produced
by common stock on both sides, always
paid to raise, while bringing one-third
the price of the improved stock; but
the Tennessee and Kentucky jacks
have now so many fine colts that Texas
has gone into the higher branch, and
is raising mule ssas is mule" to
bring from two to three hundred and
fifty dollars a span.
CAT Fort Worth, and in this vicinity
there are for sale, several thousand
young unbroke mules and grown
mules fit for work; there is a variety
in size and built and color, but show !.
ing vast Improvement over the best
stock Of three years ago. These mules
are produced cheaply, until being pre-.
pared for market they have known no
other food than grass, good two to five
dollar an aero mesquite grass; their
sires. in nearly every case imported,
their dams Texas mares, combination
hard to beat in the production OF u
mule"
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
The Maxwell Case.

ST. LOUIS, June 19.-The motion for
9 ne w trial In the Maxwell case was
argued In the Criminal Court yester-
day and the judge took the matter UNI
der advisement aud will render de-
cjsion next week. Maxwell and his
attorneys feel confident that the uifi-
davits recently flied, In which the
statements were made that three OF the
jurors had expressed opinion tending
to prejudice in defendants case will he
the means of obtaining rehearipg Of
the case.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
Nominated,

LOUISVILLE, June 19.-After a
stormy night session the Democratic
convention at Lebanon, KY, nomi-
mated Joseph Barbou, for judge of the
Superior Court.
Only Eighteen Have Returned to Duty.
CHICAGO, June l9.-On'y eighteen
of the six'y>seven officers wounded at
the Haymarket riot returned to duty.
The death of Nels Hansen at the hos,
pital this week was the seventh death,
Sixteen arc still unable to leave their
beds. Forty two in all have not yet
reported for duty.
ARRAY at Panama.
PANAMA, June ia terrible
ARRAY has occurred at .Bogota, the
capital of the Republic, between the
guard of the prisons and members of
one of the national batta!ions. One
general, several officers and three sol.
diers we're killed. The ARRAY is looked
upon as the outcome OF an old grudge
between the guards and tho soldiers
without any political significance what.
ever.
Funeral ofthe Murdered Bride.
NEW York, June 19.-The funeral
of the late Mrs. Windtield Thompson,
the young bride who was shot and
killed by her husband in the Sturte,
want house on Tuesday, took place yes
terday from her parents residence in
this city. II was largely attended by
friends and the street was filed with
people. The Rev. DR.. Elder conduct
I'd the services. The interment was in |
he cemety of the Evergreens.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
Busiaess k'aiInrcss..

.Ew YORK, June IS, The follow
Ing Are the business failures occurring
Throughout the country during the last
seven days, as reported tor r. G.. Dun
& Co. to-day: Number for The United
States, l44 and for Canada II, or a
total of loo az compared with total of
205 last week and 1877 for the week
previous to the last. The large decline
ia the number Of casualties is spread
over all sections Of the country and
about evenly.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Tho following call has been issued by
Hon. A. w. Crandoll, Chairman OF
the Democratic Executive Committee
Of, this, the 9th District:
Rooms DEMOCRATIC EXECUTIVE CoM'rEEl
Fifth Congressional Dist. of Louisiana.
Tallulah, Ila., Juno II, 1856. }
Notice Is hereby given that the
Democratic Executive Committee OF
the Fifth Congressional District of
Louisiana has been called to meet at
Ray vile on Saturday, the 10th day OF
July, at o'clock P. M.
The press throughout the Fifth Dis.
trict will please publish.
A. w. CRANDELI., Chairman
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Perhaps some Of our readers would
like to know what It costs to advertise
In big. metropolitan daily papers. For
their delectation we will give them
some figures. A yearly single column
advertisement Ia the Chicago Tribune
for one year costs the advertiser 800, 900.
The lowest price column in the New
York Herald costs $39, 200 a year and
high priced one realizes the startling
amount Of 1884 900. These figures are
correct though they may seem incre-
dible.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
FROM WASHINGTON.

WASHINGTON, June 19.-The Senate
committee on privileges and elections
held another meeting yesterday morn .
ing to discuss the charges that Senator
Payne's seat was secured by bribery,
but did not decide whether or not to
undertake an investigation. Congress.
men Little and Butterworth were
present and addressed the committee
In advocacy OF an Investigation.
Senator Evar.s, who is reported to be
disinclined to an Investigation, was not
present, being out of town: The
further consideration of the subject
was postponed until next Thursday in
order to give Major Butterworth an
opportunity to prepare written state.
ment.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
Dr. s. e. Murphy,

nESIARD ST., MONROE, LA.-Having
~ recently arranged his office with special
reference to the treatment of chronic female
diseases, DIR. Murphy will give particular
sttention TO that branch of his profession.
yf,is- Refers to the medical fraternity of Mon
roe and Trenton, June Is, lSll.-tf
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
THE LOUISIANA LEGISLATURES

THE LOUISIANA LEGISLATURE
BATON ROUGE, June l9.-The license
bill has caused more hard feeling than
any other measure before the General
Assembly. The license of every branch
of mercantile and other business has
been raised to considerably larger
amount than formerly. The liquor
men seem to think that they have
been taxed the heaviest, but their
license becomes Insignificant when
compared to that placed on the tele-
phone business /; the latter license
heretofore has been $3.50 10 the State
and $l6o to the city, but this year the
Legislature proposes to levy tax of
$2l for state and city license on each
telephone erected aud in operation.
The Bell Telephone company have
$500 telephones throughout tho State
and will consequently have to pay
$31 500 license. Superintendent Fowler
is here and stated TO your correspon-
dent that the proposed license was
exhorbitant and if such bill was passed
telephones would have to be with
drawn, as the license would comprise
one-third of the annual gross receipts
OF the company. a petition signed by
over 1000 merchants of New Orleans,
protesting against a high license bill
was sent up by Mr.. Dudeuheffer and
read in the House. Representatives of
nearly every branch of business are
here and propose to fight the bill 10
the bitter end. Great times are looked
for when the bill comes up.
Tho House Judiciary committee
yesterday morning reported favorably
upon Mr.. Graham's bill, ranking and
classifying priority and liens and
rights of pledge in favor of lessor and
furnisher of supplies on crops. This
bill is of tho utmost Importance to
planters and merchants and will do
away with Il great deal of unnecessary
litigation aud at the same time pro
tect tenants.
Mr.. Downing's pcni:entiary bill was
killed yesterday in the House on en-
grossment and passed to third reading.
1t was indefinitely postponed by al
vote of As yeas TO 40 nays. II. G.
and l.. NJ. dex were tho only
two from the Orleans delegation who
voted against the bill. Two hours
we're spent in discussing measures
turing which strong arguments were
made on both sides.
In the House, Mr.. Caspari, of
Natchitoches,>presented bin provid-
ng penalties for breaking and entering
my railroad freight or passenger car
lepot; also penalties for malicious in
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

The representatives Of the Hwet"
and tie t.dry'' interests inptbe several
counties Ut Mississipp, which lately
voted % the subject Of prohibition, are
not satisfied with the result as il
stsnds. The courts will he asked to
inter vs.nx, 80
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Our esteemed contemporary the
Trinity Herald of Thursday suggests
that q local steamboat be placed In the
trade between Monroe and Trinity>
Troyviiie to which we say amen.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Gen. Gilmore, the president Of the
Mississippi River Commission, has
wri,len 10 Senator Gibson, sitting
down pretty heavily on the Cowden
n III lt4i &c feAme
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

The colored societies Of Shreveport
are to-day celebrating the anniversary
0f Lincoln's emancipation proclama-
lion.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Daniel Daugherty, convicted at New
Orlsans Of having killed his wife on
the night Of the 18th or morning Of the
18th OF September 1885, has had his
sentence OF death commuted to i'm.
prisonment for life upon the recon-
incubation OF this Board OF Pardons.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

From q communication In the Homer
Guardian, signed by J. 81. Simmons,
we extract as follows:
Now I think every practicable tax
payer will say-that II A. IL not will
ing to pay this IS 90 tax, he or she had
better sell out and go where land IL
cheap, or rent land and get out OF the
way Of enterprising and progressive
people, and not be sturnbIing block
in the way. For instance, to illustrate,
we will take the history Of Knoxville,
Tenn, which for years In consequence
Of having no railroad connection, made
but little progress In improvements
ii being an inland town shut of to
itself-its trade and traffic carried on
by wagons-its merchants receiving
their goods from Baltimore, Phila-
deiphia aud Richmond, by the same
means. The first railroad that reached
its boundaries was the Georgia road,
and subsequently the East Tennessee
aud Virginia road, which gave 1t an
outlet to the east and south. 1t was
that it began to assume its present i'm
portance, but when trade and traffic
began to restore there 1t grew from q
population OF z 900 in 1865 10 a popu-
latiou of % 600 In 1855. A wonderful,
and surprising growth! The question
naturally arises, what has been the
cause Of this steady and wonderful
growth?
Here we will give few reasons and
examples
Isl, Knoxville is or was like Homer,
healthy town.
End, The people were Intelligent antl
progressive.
3rd, Home matters were the first
consideration to prosperity.
4.b, Capital was employed 10 en-
courage her industries.
9Th, The manufacturing interests
were second to none In the state.
9th, The transportation and cost Of
living was comparatively cheap.
18th, Capital was always welcomed.
sth, There was great inducements
for capital and energy.
9th, The school facilities were unsur>
passed.
10th, She did not encourage her peo-
pie to go abroad to do better-and she
and the surrounding country prospered
daily.
But notwithstanding all these facts,
some people will still say, giving this
5 mill tax to develop the country, is
making the rich richer and the poor
poorer. This argument sounds good
deal this way to me, If Mr.. A. goes to
Homer and wants to buy 100 pounds
of bacon and he should walk into r,
p. Harwell's store and say to Harweli,
ssWhat is 100 pounds of bacon WORTH"
He says OLA. But Mr.. A. walks
over to Gladney, Gill, or Mechanic,
and buys the 100 pounds Of bacon for
10 or 10 IA. Now, Mr.. Harwell's
meat cost him 10 cents and was to be
paid for next Saturday, he Is bound to
meet this payment, and has to 90 to
some friend and borrow the $1,000
and agrees 10 pay so cents week for
the Use of the $1,000. Now, II A. had
have taken the meat Mr.. Harwell
would have made a quarter, but as it
is, he keeps the money week and
iooses a quarter on the transaction. So
you see Mr.. A. made the rich richer
and the poor poorer, for you all know
Gladney, Gill, or McCranie are not bad
about selling goods for less than cost,
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Mr.. George w. Norcross, former
resident Of Monroe, but now travelling
OF Tutts soda water apraratus--is in
the city.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

The New Orleans States Of Thursday
h6s 8Nenty-niue columns Of delinqnent
tax Gates advertisements.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

The damage suit of Mfr. Alex Moses,
the we'll known insurance adjuster, ys.
the Louisville, New Orleans and Texas
railroad 10 ON trial at New Orleans.
Mr.. Moses claims $50, 900 damages for
. fracture Of the leg, received in
aiighting from train at Vicksburg
where there was no light.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

Tho Trinity Herald complains of too
much rain Ia that section of country.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20

We shall have something to say Of
Gen. King and his district ssbime.by."
For the present. let the pot boil
Shreveport Times.
For the present the floor Is occupied
by another outsider. When the Times
gets through with the 4th district, we
suggest It will be about time for the
Times 10 make Governor.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1886-06-20
fMTYEAN1 SAW MILL.
land
SHINGLE FACTORY,
MONROE LOUISIANA.

Having taken charge OF tho above mill.
the business will be continued in tho name
CHARLES A. DOWNEY.
All orders will be promptly and care
fully filled.
Lumber Of all dimensions will be shipp-
ed on order either by steamboat or railroad.
lumber guaranteed. A large supply Of
Cypress shingles constantly on hand at
reasonable prices.
A planning machine is attached to the
mill, and ali orders for dressed lumber
will be promptly filed.
. CHAS. A. DOWNEY.
Monroe, March "A, 1888.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
Summons.

N THE JUSTICES rOUkT, TOWNSHIP No One, m lLe CoUnty Of Cochisr, Terri tory oi Ariz0ru, ChGrics Nardini. plaintiff, vS. Guisepi:e Fonlana, driendanf.
 Before C. Y. Aivogd, Justice oi the Peace demand SS0O.
 The Territory of Arizona sends greeting to Giuseppe Foniana, defen1ant.
 You are hereby summoned and required 10 appear before me nj my office in Tomb stone, County of Cochise, on the Sth day uf July, /. D. l8S6, at 10 o'clock d. m., 10 ar- swar the complaint of the above named plaintlT who demands of you that you are il dahtrd te him in the sum Of three hundred tS3O0) dollars, on Il pIOmISUry note giving by you to plaintiff, as more fully appears by complaint now on file in my office.
 And fl y0n fail 70 appear and answer said complaint as herein required, the p!"intin will take judgment against you a= q, nLmdd and f"r tie costs of this suit
 Given under my hsnd this Gth day ni May 4 D 1886 = ', ALVORA,
 Justice If the Pe"Ce
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
FREDERICK GER3ARDT, Diff. !

HENRI DUBACHER, Plaintiff
 ys.
 FREDERICK GER3ARDT, Dh
 Action brought m the County Cour; oi Cociise County. erritury of Arizona, anu the comp amt filed in the said county uf G. chISe. in the office oi the Clerk OG the Said County ourt.
 he Territory. of AriZuna sends greeting to F e,'e,c tieibardI, drfcnGani:
 fpu ure hereby required 10 appear in nl, action brought agslust you by rhe Hho' ( .nncd pla,n'T in Inc County Court of Co chI>c county, -errito'y of Arizona, and t. answer inc compliant ti' d tl treln, within I.sellt, dIy> trXriusIve uf The day .Oi service) after the s,.ry.cp OE you of this sum lOns. il served within this c)m "; or if srrveG out ni ihis county, bnt in this Gistri I, wiIn- in thIrtl days; O. hrrwise within corty days, ar judgment ny dcinult will be taken agli .sl ynu according 1u the prayer of said complaint.
 Sid arli Fl is brought to recover an ac- counting a'.d dissolution of cn-partHershlp and judgment for anloupt due from de'end- anI tn plaintiff, as fully appears ny the com Iiain. Glrd hr. ein, q duiy certified copy oi which iS E"r'.i" attached And you are hrrci'Y nGliti d that ii you faIi tu appeal and n-wrr tnr sad cnmplaiGc, as above re- qnired. he said plarntjU will takr judgment against l..d ID CDiis:it and aFpiJ t0 th| tGu-t pr ihc relief 0emHUhcd III tine com pIaint
 q vrn u' my L;'nA and seal or tEc Con-. tv Cont t C. c;i-r ro,II.t,. fr'iitory 0f Ariz. Ia. :i.is 3'd d.y Of rvptGCi'.e., .A. | sSo5.
 A o. WALLACE, Clerk.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
FOIs SALE.

Furnished house of three rooms and kitchen, complete for house keep ing, on Allen street, between Sev nth and Elghth. Will be sold cheap if applied for at once. For particulars apply at this office. S-I4 i'm
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Is acknowledged by eminent surgeons D the rurest and finest known, and invalut.b to invali1s.
 SiMMONDS' KENTUCKY MA BOB BOUR BON WHISKY has been well known for many years, being unsurpa ssed for its ezce.- lent quality and delicious fl avor. Everybocy who has tried it says it is the best iu Lhe world
 Families supplied Ly the gGllon, caFa or u-1t!e.
 -s5 None genuine unless my signature is across the cork, "G. SiDm 1nds"
 My agent is authorized to sell to Aw trade, half barrel, barrel direct shipment from Ken- urky or from his warehouse San Bernar- dino. Sold by the bottle and gallon
 BOTHIN, TWEED & COMPANY,
 Sole Agents for Tom bstone and vltrnitV
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
Notice of Forfeiture.

TO DAVID CALLISHE2 YOUR HEIRS or Assigns. You are hereby notified that have expended (Sl00) one hundred dollars Tn labor and i'm mpTOyemtnts on the Ohio lode and mining claim, situated in the BisbeC mining district, county Of Cochlse, Territroy Of Arizona, m order to hold Inc claim Of the year ending December, 1886, under the pro- visions or Section 2324, Revised Statutes of the United Sjales. Therefore, il within ninety days from publication Of ihIs notice, you fail or refuse 10 contribute your prupur- tion of said expenditure and cost of this publication as co-uwher, y0uc interest in said mine or claim will become the prop erty Of the undersigned, UT Ger Section 2334
 SOLO ION SHULIZ.
 Tombstone April [ 1sS6.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Any parties wishing to go overland to Kingston, at reasonable rates, -hould call upon Geo. ". Buford, who is going very shortly and nas accommodation for five passen- gers. 2S-3
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
Caldwell & Stanford, Plaintiff,

ArizoEa, btlore Q. D. AIVoFd, J, F.; aemand, S9425
 Caldwell (. Stanford, Plaintiff,
 vs.
 Nathaniel Alexand ', Def-t.
 The Territory of Arizo a sends greeting to NatDan el AlyxIpder, dcienGant: Ton are ere by summ oDed and required to appear be lore me ai my uiiiCa in Tombstone county of CochI-e, oa the }0th day of Apri, A lss6, st ten o'c eek d. a., 10 answer the complaint fl aOove-aun:ed plaintiffs, who demnRd oi you that y.u are iu ie lted 70 them ill he sum of S!4.2j, IT gOO6s and merchan ise purcEGse ed asd deliv, rad 70 }cj. .t your own instance and quest. mere fully IpFe rs by mPlant now on file fin my office Ana if you fail to appear and answe! sGrG rn- D aint ss herein requlreC, the pliint fs wil take judgment against you as demanded ard t,r The costs oi this suit, Given uHder my hand this
 q h. ALVORD J P
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magno,ia Balm.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
The FOuntAin.

The Fountain Chop House is the cool q place in tiIe city to lake meal. No smo heat or smell from tue kitchen, it beinP tirely separate from the dining room. fore quarter beef used. NuIEiDg but choicest cuts, fish. game, oysters,etc. vtte entrance from TOughnuL street to boxes. oet7
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
\. Ames, De.eudsrt

\. Ames, De.eGdsrt
 The Territory of Arizona sends Creeti 2 to Ames, detendant: Y,u are hereby summoned no r Q fred to appear before at Uy odiSe iu o m bstone c, uuty oI c c1i4e, on tce SUt1 day April, A D 1852, ag 10 o'clJCk m.. tU ausw,r @ compluiut of the anove-named plirtitf-, wro m Eu of you tbst yOu arc indeb, tO t1s q in
 sum of S5l, 1T goods and merchandise tu
 sed and delivered to vop O your own instqntt
 :equost, as more fully app, ars by coDpiaint oL file in my office. Ana if you ia 10 ep - ar and answer said com plaint ss h6reIn re- oieeh the plaintiff will tIRe judgment against ke demanded and for the costs of th.s suit. ven under my hand this 2nd day of March 4 D 96. (. E. A. l J. r
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Fifteen dollar pants for eleven dol rs at Harri. tn, tailorS. S-13tf.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Anheu>el beer on drausht at the Oriental, Sue lnnch thrown in
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Mrs. Head has been appointed agent for Connor's ranch butter which she receives fresh every Satu' day. Also fresh buttermilk on hand
 BIT t
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
NOTICE.

Having this day sold my under taking business to Jos. Pascholy & Co. 1 respectfully request ali need ing his services to call upon him. All bills to date will be paid and collected by myself.
 A. J. RITTER. April 29, 1886. 4-29-lm Referring to the above we would say that we will cndeavor to give the public the same court.ou treatment and fair dealiJg they have received in the past from Mr. 4. J. Ritter.
 Jos. PAscHoLY & Co.
 Successors to A. RITTER.
 4 29-lw For the finest pickled pigs feet in the city, go to Martin O'Laughlin's
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

For the finest pickled pigs feet in the city, go to Martin OLaughlin's butcher shop, corner Seventh and Fremont streets. 57-tf.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No. 1, in u c.uuty If Cocbise, Territory ot Arizona, be'ore C E. Alyord, J. F.; demand S61. GalH ell X Stanford, Plaintiff,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

IN TIRE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No. l, in the County of CocnIse, Tcrrito of Arizona, before c. E. Avord, J, F.; demand,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Don't be deceived. You ere i'm posed upon if the initials J. B. are not on the tin tag.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16
Surlni0nS.

IN TIE COUNTY COUR", IN AND FOR the County Of CuChise, in Inc Territory Oi AfiZuIa. HENRI DUBACHER, Plaintiff
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-09-16

Successors to A. RITTER.
 4 29-lw
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-06-19

The Doodle chaps are not merely nihbling
at Chicago. a. they are doing at Cincinnati,
but they are trying to swallow it whole.
But Chicago is beginning TO kick. 1t
doesn't wish Ia be ''downed'' in that way.
Proctor. the English astronomer, conf
plains of the atmosphere Of Missouri a.
being too dry He should try that of
Kentucky! In that commonwealth it is
ouIy the people who are dry" but they
hardly ever stay ''dry" long.