Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1886-07-01

Stated by H. B. Cochran, druggist
Lancaster, Pa: "Have guaranteed
over 300 bottles of Burdock Blood Bitter
for dyspepsia, sour stomach, bilious at
tacks, liver and kidney troubles"
First lessons-Papa: "Yes, God made
everything; the stars, the flowers, the
little lambs, the butterflies, the buds
everything" Daughter docking at heI
frizzled, frilled and furbelOwed aunt:
"And, did He make auntie's clothes?''
Life.
Grover Cleveland is a model Ofindust-
ry. He might adopt honey bee with
two ants rampant as his coat of arms,
with the motto: "How doth the little
busy bee improve each shining hour,n
or, "Go to the ant thou sluggard"
A Quincy Qll.) man who is visiting
in the West telegraphed home to his
wife that he had sent her fine calf,
and told her to have their son look af-
ter it on its arrival. Soon after the mes
sage was delivered the boy appeared at
the telegraph Office with a long rope in
his hand and asked the operator to de-
liver the calf to him.
The editor of a western paper recent
ly wrote paragraph about "the minis
terial firm of Jones and Small" but
the printer made it minstrel firm of
Jones and Small" The editor consid-
cred the mistake so trifiing that he let
it stand without correction.-M Y
Tribune.
Two tramps, man and his wife,
have recently been making good liv-
ing in Scotland by means of their baby.
"We just gets'im christened," says the
father lat all towns we passes, and
then ye see, parson, he makes us all
comfortable VII summat to eat and
money for beds. On days orful bad,
we has to do i'm twice."
The Norristown Herald is in favor of
eight hours days labor if the men will
put in the two taken off in assisting to
reduce their wives hours of labor from
sixteen to fourteen. Such an agitation
as that will kill the eight hour movemen
in less than no time.
Champoireau assists at railway ac-
cident. An idea strikes him and he
hunts up the conductor. Monsieur"
he says earnestly, lit is always said that
1t is the forward car which suffers the
greatest damage in an accident of this
kind. Then why not do without it
hereafterT'-FFench Joke.
Careful attention to diet is the best
guard against disease. It is a fact which
all should know, that over-eating not
only corrupts the blood but destroys
nerve force, and induces dyspepsia,
jaundice, bad breath, piles, pimples
low spirits, headache, ague, malarial
and all stomach and liver troubles. DR..
Jones' Red Clover Tonic quickly cure,
the above diseases. Can be taken by
the most delicate. Price fifty cents.
Sold by J. G. Saur.
The Democratic Congressman from
Ohio who voted against considering
the Tariff bill have blundered. The
people of the West are tired of war
taxes twenty years after the war has
closed. They were afraid ofthe wool
interests in Ohio, but the wool interests
are not the only interests they had bet
ter fear. The lambs upon thousand
hills may bleat for more tariff on wool,
but the babies in a thousand school
houses cry out for cheaper woolens.
Where there is one man who owns
sheep in Ohio, there are a thousand
fathers who have children. The Ohio
who voted against con-
the Morrison bill stood by the
lambs, but betrayed the babies.-E,s-
qatirer. ..... .. .a..e