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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06
Fort Worth Grocer Co. He-No tea.
MONEY TALKS.
Seventy Five Doiiars G,von AVA

Seventy Five Dollars Given Away.
AS an inducement to have you examine
our elegant line of new goods, we will
give with every dollar you buy a chance
to draw one of our two prizes, namely,
$50 and S25. These prizes are to be
given away September l, 1886. There
fore, without costing you a cent you have
an opportunity to obtain $75. E. w.
Belts, the cash clothier and gents fur
nisher, sos Houston street, Fovt Worth,
Toy
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06
Fort worLh erOcer %. He-N0 tea.

The Mansion hotel Is setting the best
table OF any house in the city, and more
people register ~ THIS coy, nome-Iike
resort than most all the otner HOUSES ~
~ c.tv nut together. What better eyi
S dI,r q rs excellence do you want than
ghief
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06
Fort woman Grocer CO. He.No tea.


Fifteen hundred head one-year-old
steers, 500 bead one-year-old heifers, 1900
head two .year-old steers, $50 head two
year-old heliers, 800 head barren cows,
800 head cows and calves. All of above
cattle raised within radius of 100 miles
of Fort Worth. b. @. EVANS Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06

now for them 70 take steps 70 corral the
great Northwest territory. II they sit
supinely on their launches whiting away
the time, Fort Worth VIII give Dallas 9
black eye sure enough. That place 70 Just
about crazy enough nov 70 DO eomething
smart. And everybody knows thAt Foft
toward the rich Northwest coal fields.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06
ADVICE 20 n,nthnr..

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used for children tee.hing. 1t
soothes the child, softens the gums, al
avs all pain, cures wind collie ard Is the
best remedy for diarrhea. rs cents q
bottle.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-06

Clifton Sentinel: That irrepressible
GAZETTE up at the Chicago OF Texas has
kept whooping ION with the bust" until
1t will just about "bust" the Fort into
smitheieens to hold her coming railroad
lines and make room for grand cen.
trail depot. Hold the Fort and wave TIKI
GAZETTE
St. Landry democrat., 1886-03-13
Street Car strike in Brooklyn.

BROOKLYN, N. Y, March 5.-The situ-
alton in the street car employees strike
remains unchanged. President Richard
son, of the company, still defes the strik-
ers. His office was besieged by strikers
Yesterday morning, who successfully re-
sisted ali attempts to send out car.
Ten dollars was offered to any OF the
strikers to take out the cars, but they
steadfastly refused. Trouble Is expected.
All the reserves were called out yester-
day afternoon, and are quartered at the
Thirteenth Regiments armorT. The aas
thorities fear serious trouble.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-03-13
An umbrella-dealer says that I'm

An umbrella-dealer says that UNI
brellas will last much longer if, when
they are wet, they are placed handle
downward to dry. The moisture falls
from the edges of the franc, and the
fabric dries uniformly. If stood handle
upward, which is commonly the case,
the top of the umbrella holds the moist
ure, owing to the lining underneath the
ring; it consequently takes long time
to dry, and Injuries the silk or other
fabric with which it is covered.-Boston
Post.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-03-13
1.-THE male population of the fan

1.-THE male population of the fan
West is still clAmoring for wives. - Let
it clamor. If the male population OF
the far West thinks the female popula-
ton of far East is going to subject it's
bangs and frizzes to the breath OF the
cyclone for one mere man, it is mis-
taken. Then. too, the girls have about
concluded that man who has to how,
himself hoarse for wife isn't much OF
catch anyway.-Bimghampto's Repub'
lican.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-03-13
ARITHMETIC.

She was one and I was one,
Strollieg DER the heather.
Yet before the year was done
We were one together.
Love's:a queer arithmetician--
In the rule of his addition
He laid down the proposition;
One and one make one.
She and I. alas, are two,
Since, unwisely mated,
Having nothing else to do,
We were separated.
Now, 'twould seem by this action
Each was made simple fraction,
Yet It's held in Loves subtraction
One from one leave two,
St. Landry democrat., 1886-03-13
An Indian boy is confined in darl

An Indian boy IS conl1Heu III a uarz
prison on the Yakima reservation,
Washington Territory, and fed on bread
and water for stabbing half-breed in
the hip during a quarrel. Indian judges
passed the sentence and the agent ap
proved Chicago Times.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
Little JOhnny's Story.

Little Johnny, the youthful contrib
utor of the A3yondut, records this moral
tale: A preecher witch had been wicked
gambler fore he was a prcecher he seen Il
Teller witch was gambler too, and he
sed, the preacher did: Gle jest play
cards with this pore mizable sinner, and
win oil his mummy, and wen he is busted
maybe he will listen to divine trooth
and be saved.D So they played, and
the prcechcr he winned oil the fellers
mummy evry cent, and then he sed:
"Now, see how wicked you have ben
for to loos yure mummy, and yure white
and babys haven't got no bred to eat. "
And the gamler he sed: "That's So"
and he bust out cryin. Then the
preecher he scd: "Pore sinner, if you
prommice me unto yure onner to not
play cards agin He give it oil back, cos
line preecher" SO the gambler he was
stonish, and he sed: 81 never see seCh
a good man, prommice, yes indeed,
and haven bless you" and he busted
out cryin again, the gamler did. Then
the preecher he give him back oil his
mummy, ana the Teller put it In his
pocket, and wiped his eyes, and blode
his nose gratetlc, and then he thot a
vile, and pretty sumo he coffed, and he
said to the preechcr: 81 feel nifty mean
taking back this hundred dollars from
man witch has reserved me from card
plavin, tell you what He do, you put up
other hundred agin it and wcel toss
up for the pile, hcds or tails, best two
out of thre."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
The French COnscript.

The life of the conscript in the French
army is not always happy one. Aubin,
private in the artillery regiment sta
toned at Vannes, was terror-struck
every time he was required to mount a
horse. The ergeant-InstructoF, in de-
spair of ever teaching him to ride,
asked the captain of his battery what
he was to do. The captain, who bears
the name of Bazaine, ordered that the
man should be tied to his horse. These
directions were carried out with such
hearty good will that not only were his
legs tied, but his hands wcro fastened
together with hay bands; and it is even
assorted that strap WINS put around his
neck. His horse was then started at n
gallop. Unfortunately, Aubin appears
to have been as bad at saddling his
horse as he was at riding it, and the
animal had no sooner started than the
saddle turned round and he was thrown
with great violence to the ground, strik-
ing his head and cutting it open in his
fall. Such obstinate stupidity evident
ly deserved severe punishment. The
spectators could not restrain their in
and corporal gave vent to
his feelings by thrashing the PROSTATE
man with his whip. After justice had
been thus satisfied, Aubin was removed
to the collie a hand borrow On hia
arrival there couple of pals Of water
were thrown over him to restore him to
But further restorative
proceedings were, unfortunately, In
terrupted by the mans death.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
Dogs and Their Masters.

Two policemen were detailed in JERSEY
City last Friday night to slaughter roam
ing dogs. They went out in their uni
forms, and had to return and put on
citizens dress before they could get near
any of the numerous dogs in the street.
In their "off-duty" clothes they succeed
ed in doing considerable slaughter.
This seems like a curious statement, and
yet it is entirely consistent with the in
stincts and training of dogs. A dog is
an initiative animal, and close observer
of the habits of his master. A noisy
man who halls everybody that passes
will invariably have barking dog A
sullen, belligerent man will have biting
dog. If a man prOwls around nights his
dog will bark at night until the whole
neighborhOod cannot rest. But if the
master habitually retires early the dog is
quiet all night. An observant person
travelling through the country can tell
very closely what sort of people inhabit
the houses by the manner in which the
dogs behave. The roaming dogs of
Jersey City are associated with class of
people who always travel away when a
policeman appears, and the dogs learn
the cause of the retreat. Therefore
when uniform appears they "get. "
A dog owned i'll good family, who
never dodge a policeman, will never
leave a sidewalk to avoid passing a
brass buttoned blue coat. -Bin0hanton
Republican.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
Chinese Peddlers.

A correspondent was sitting with
some brother officers of the United
States ship "Dash, " in front of the Eng
fish hotel in Batavia, Java, and was APP
preached by a forlOrn-looking China
man, who had q sword-cane in his
hand.
''Want buy 2" said he, bowling pro-
foundly to the group. The others paid
no attention to him, but l, beng sOme-
what inexperienced in the ways of the
"shildlike and bland" took pity on
him and asked him his prices
"Six dollah, " said he.
Six dollars!" l exclaimed. "That's
too much"
'Velly fine sword-canc. Chinaman
velIy hungry" whincd he, plaintively.
t'Melican help hungly man alec time.
Five dollah, say ~
"No," said l. "Fivc dollars is too
much"
'Four dollah; little little four dol
lah" persisted the misunderstanding
object.
Still I was firm in my belief that 1
could buy sword-CanG for much less, if,
l really needed one, and declared that
| would not pay four dollars.
"Tleo dollar Two dollah One dol
lah ?" groancd the beggar.
Then, as | shook my head, in obodi-
ence to stcalthy wink from lieutenant
sitting near and Watching the progress
of the trade, the fellow began to cry,
E'No catchec chow-chow two, tlce dayl
Velly hungly! Die! No catchec chow
chow, diel Fifty cent 2"
l rclented, and agreed to buy it for
fifty cents. But an investigation of my
purse showed nothing but ten-dollar
gold piece.
81 can't take it after all, said I, re-
gretfully.
Imagine my amazement when, after
one keen glance at my "eaglc," the
Chinaman dived down his sleeves and
brought out a double handful of silver,
counted nine dollars and fifty cents out
of the pile, took my gold piece, handed
me the cane, and turned away with a
placid smile and a bow, amid tho
shouts and laughter of my companions!
The lieutenant then offered me his
arm and took me to a neighboring shop,
where there was a shelf full of sword
canes just like mine, for twenty-five
cents apiece!
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
Where Cold Waves Come From.

Lieut.. T. N. Woodruff, of the Fifth
Infantry, who is Acting Signal Officer,
has been making a special study of
''cold waves" He has found that fall
of temperature succeeds an area of low
barometer, and a rise precedes such an
area; and that in general the reverse is
true of an area of high barometer, viz,
that fall precedes and a rise follows it
but whether these phenomena have the
telation of cause and effect cannot, as vet
at least be determined. About fifteen
per cent. of the cold waves observed
como from the Pacific coast and eighty
five per cent. originate east of the Rocky
Mountains, or come down the east side of
these mountains from the British north
west territory. All of the cold waves
traced out during these six months in
each year appeared first at Helena, NJ.
r., except five, which five were felt at
Bismarck, D. t., before being felt at
Helena; and we must conclude, saws
Lieut.. Woodruff, that they have their
origin In the vast regions of ice and
snow near the Arctic circle, far to the
north of the observing stations It often
happens that cold wave sets in from
the extreme northwest, and upon reach
ing the Mississippi Valley divides,
part going northeast to the lower lake
region, and the other part southwark to
the Gulf States; in either case the in
tensity appears to be greatly diminished.
This action seems generally to be due to
tie sudden development of storm
somewhere in tbs southern part of the
Missouri Valley. Another frequent
feature is that after cold wave com
meaces the temperature continues to fall
in the northwest, and another wave is
formed entirely distinct from the first,
from which it becomes separated by
warm wave, the warm wave is only
narrow belt, but the cold waves are per-
fcctly distinct.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

TRAVELLERS in the East, says one of
them, have frequently described the
multitudes of dogs in the streets of Con-
stantinople and other Turkish cities in
Europe and Asia. But, strange to say,
the dogs do not go mad and there are no
cases of hydrophObia among Eastern
populations. When Turk is bitten by
a dog he calmly accepts his fate, and
this is probably the reason why he es-
capes an attack of hydrophobia.
A TOUCHING incident is related of
recent shipwreck on the New England
coast. The captains wife and children,
who were making their first trip on the
vessel, were lost. They had on board a
few tame doves. When the body of the
wife was found on the shore, a dove
was on the body and flew to the house
to which the remains of the drowned
woman were conveyed, and, pecking at
the window, gained admission.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

| EVERY MOMENT OF OUR LIVES our
bodies are being built up anew with fresh
matter. If the blood is not renewed the
system is poisoned by the WORKOUT mat
ter clogging the vital organs, instead of
leaving the, body. For weak or impure
blood, producing dyspepsia, biliousness,
fevers, and skin, liver and kidney
troubles, use DR.. WALKERS CALIFORNIA
VINEGAR BIFTERs,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

AT HOME. -"Yes, " said Frenchman
In Paris recently, II was walking IN
Place Vendome when poor woman with
two children attracted my attention.
They were suffering. stopped them:
The husband had died that morning and
they were penniless. l went to their
home and there saw the poor
father. gave them money and left the
home of sorrow. l thought when l
reached the street that l had not given
them enough, and mounted the three
flights of stairs. l knocked at the door
and the poor dead father opened it. I
left. n-B0stOn Journal,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

WILD HoRsEs.-Droves of wild horses
are said to be in the Mississippi River
bottoms 100 miles above Memphis, They
are supposed to have originated from
horses lost by the rebel Gen. Forrest in
his campaigns. His command was
splendidly mounted on thoroughbreds,
and a large number of them escaped
into the swamps. There is in that re-
gion a large district of uninhabitable
country and much of fine grazing land
A company is being organized to explore
the region and test the truth of the re-
port
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

BLowNG.--Ninety-nine times in every
hundred, says an exchange, the man
who will boast of blowing up city
with dynamite bombs and making in
discriminate slaughter is lunatic or
coward, who could be scared into fits
by pointing a hollow cOrncob at him.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
How TO Shorten.Life.

The receipt is simple. You have only 10 take a
violent cold, and neglect It, Abcrnethy, the ereat
English surgeon asked lady who told him she only
had a cough: what would you havc-tho plsgueP,
Beware OF "only coughs The worst cases can,
however, be cured by DR. WM HALLS BAISAM
for the LUNGS In Whooptng Cough and Group It
Immediately allays irritation, and is to prevent
O fatal termination Of the disease Sold by drug
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Mr.. J. D. L. Harvey, proprietor of
the Palace Market, Chicago, writes that
he spent 50, 900 in trying to cure his
wife of rheumatism, and that St. Jacobs
Oil accomplished what all else failed to
bring about. He says it is o greater dis
covery than electricity.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

OF an Academy IN Vermont cured of catarrh by
Hoods Sarsaparilla and writes the following inter
esting statement:
81 cheerfully give my experience In the use Of
Hoods Sarsaparila- Ihad been troubled with catarrh
TO some extent for long time. and had used various
medicines with no good results, when was
so affected that speech was somewhat difficult
and my voice entirely unnatural l then began
to use Hoods Sarsaparilla arcmedy and with such
good eject that In a tew weeks speech was easy the
voice natural and my general health was much I'm.
proved. Sometimes OF the disease Is induced
10y taking cold, when l resort ut t0 the uso OF
Hoods sarsaparllIa which keep by me constantly,
and always find relief regard Hoods SarsapHrillA
as an Invaluable remedy Cor oatarrh- and Judging
by its effects upon myself cannot say too much In
its praise. ~. S. CILLEY. Jericho, Vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

When q mans notes are readily en-
dorsed, his credit is good. When public
men endorse Red Star Cough Cure as be-
ing safe, sure and free from poisons,
you may be certain 1t is q great dis
covery. Price, % cents.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18


Don't work your horse to death with poor
axle grease; the Frazer is tho only reliable
make. Use it once and you will have no other
No OPIUM in Pi5o's euro for ConsUmp-
ton. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

THERE is an association in Paris
whose object is to help drunkards home
at night. If the patient is too far gone
to give his address, the club cares for
him until he can.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

A LONG DRIFT. Tho latest news
from the schooner Twenty -one Friends,
which was deserted at sea, reported her
entering the Bay of Biscay, whittier she
had drifted from Cape Hatteras since
March "a, 1885.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

ENOUGH OF TIT will be some time
before the Southern portion of the Uni
ted States will vote for another eypcdi-
ton to hunt for the north pole. They
thought last week that the north pole
was hunting them. Times.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Young and middle-aged men, suffering from
nervous debility and kindred affections, as loss
of memory and hypochondria, should enclose
10 cents in stamps for large illustrated treatlse
suggesting sure means of cure. Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Buff
Col
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

w. H. Worthington, editor of Patrons Of
Husbandry," Columbus, Mass, writes Feb. p,
1882: Your great remedy, Aliens Lung Bal
sam, have used in my family for fifteen years
for coughs and colds and know it to be the best y"
Price 25c., SOC. and 81 per bottle, at Druggists
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
THE MYSTERIES OF A DAY.
STRANGE. CURIOUS AND STARTLING
THINGS OCCURRING ABOUT US.

Strange Birth-The Life Saving Service
A Peculiar English w0man-A Touch
Ang IncIdent-Caught Tiger, ETC.. Etc.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
a real corn tax-A tight shoe.
People we must put up with-Pawnbrokel

4 TeUI COTn IaN--A IIght shOe.
If you are bilious, take DR.. Pierce's pleas
ant Purgative Pellets" the original Little
Liver Pills. OF all druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Four score years and ten have not seen the
equal OF Ely's Cream Balm us a remedy for Ca
tarrh, Colds in the Head, and Hay Fever It
works like magic, giving relief at once, and
permanent benefit. a thorough treatment
cures the worst cases. Apply with tho finger
into the nOstrils. Price 80 cents at druggists
" cents by mail. Ely Bros, OweRo, n. Y.
A cold Of unusual severity which took last
autumn developed into difficulty decidedly
catarrhal in all its characteristics, threatening
a return of my old chronic malady catarrh
Ono bottle of Ely's Cream Balm complctcI-
eradiCatcd every symptom of that painful and
prevailing dsordcr.-E. w. Warner IG5 Hud,
Son St., Rochester, N Y.
We have used Ely's Cream Balm in our
homo for nearly two years, and find it the best
medicine we have ever used for colds or CT.
tarrh,--J. c. Vasselin, Covington, Tioga Co, Pa
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

For removing dandruff and promoting the
growth Of the hair, use Halls Hair Remover.
Ayers Cherry PectOral in thousands of cases,
has cured cough in a few days
a death from sea-sickne5s occurr ed recent
~ on q vessel in the Gulf of Me xiCo,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression of
spirits, general debility in their various forms
also as preventive against fever and ague and
other Intermittent fevers, the "Ferro- Phosphor-
ated Elixir of Calisay va, " mado by CaSwell TIaz-
ard & Co, Now York and sold by all Druggists
Is the best tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever or other sickness it has no equal.
A pog+or bo1, COLL, l,ir,,.aIP Co,,noes bo
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
lie original balkin' affair-The mule.


was not more fearful than are the marks of
skin diseases, and yet DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery Is a certain cure for all of
them Botches, pimples, eruptions, pustqles,
saIt-rheum letter, boils, carbuncles, ulcers, old
sores, are by its use healed quickly and per-
manently.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

BE gfrded and strong to-day for thy
ministry TO othors.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Little girl to uncle-HOw do you mako q
Maltese crOss2 Vnele-Step on her tail.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

The Empre35 of Austria is said to BIO tho
most beautiful at-grandmothcr in Eu-
-
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Tho longest pole knocks the persimmons,
and Bigelow's Positive Cure knocks all coughs
cO1ds, Group, hoarsenesS, bronchitis asthma,
influenza and consumption, Pleasant foE chill
dren. Safe and speedy, 20 cents
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18
The Professor

For SPECIAL RATES for advertising In this paper
pply to the publisher of tho paper. 10
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

If you need a perfect tonic or a blood puri-
fer, take DR.. Jones' Red Glover Tonic. 1t
speedily cures all troubles of the stomach, kid
neys and liver, Can be taken by the most del
icatn- Plica q cnntS
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

A Boston boy calls himself Compass, be-
CanSN he is boxed so often.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

1t is better to buy your rye by the loaf than
by the pint.
'YOur Hop Pldsters relieved me of Backache
when could not turn in bed, after using sew
eral other kinds of plasters and liniments,"
says Mr.. Spencer Larkin of Farmingdale. Csc
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Garfeld's memorial window at Williams
College has been finished at cost of S3,64A
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-02-18

Judging from its effects in my case, Piscrs Ron
dy for Catarrh is Excelsior H. d. KHCwLrS
Holland, New York.