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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

q months treatment for hnc. Plko's
Remedy for Caiarrh. Sold by druggists.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

PIKE's TooTuAcHE Dnorr cure IN minute. SO
GlsaR's sulphur Soap -.cals and beauties. 80.
GEHaAs coRS REMOVER kals Corns a HunonA
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

PsorlE We must pu, up wish-Pawn.
brokers. -Ranbisr
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

A PAIN Of slippers banana and orange
peel.-LoEsn ciffn.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

A RIAL corn taxa tight shoe Bo,ioa
Bfuooa.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

A srRr cure forohstinatec coughs and colds
Ayers Cherry Pectoral. The beat rcmedy'
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-01-07

T.. T. Morris. Revere. Mas, wna cured Of
scald-head by using Halls Hair Remover.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
A Grand LuRu.

Last evening Company A, Captain A.
Kaaha, and Company G, Captain j. H.
Boyd, of the Princes Own, gave grand
luau at their armory in honor of the an
niversary of Coronation Day. Two
large tables were covered with bounti-
full repast, to which all did ample justice.
Among the invited guests were Brigade
Major A. B. Hayley, Major r. H. Baker,
Adjutant J. 7. Baker, Captain G. H.
Clark, Kings Own; Captain Kekahio,
Leleikoku Guards; Captain George Nc
Leod, Honolulu Rifles; the Lieutenants
of the different volunteer companies,
and representatives of the ADVERTISER
and Gazette" The Hon. A. S. Cleg,
horn was unable to be present on account
of indisposition. The healths of Their
Majesties the King and Queen, Their
Royal Highnesses the Processes Liliuo-
kalani, Likelike and Kaiulani, and His
Excellency Governor Dominis were
drunk in the most enthusiastic manner.
Other toasts followed, the remainder oil
the evening being spent in a social man
ner,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
Ben LIE Ferre,s Bath.

Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.1I
One day big, handsome Ben LIE Fevre was
having his rotund and jovial personality in
a marble bath tub in the house bath rooms
at the capitol
While he was disporting himself in tepid
water, made foaming with scented soaps,
and was about to be rubbed dry by the at
tendant, messenger came down and called
to him from the outside that there were
some gentlemen above anxious to see him
on important business for moment, as
they were obliged to depart hurriedly to
catch a train.
'eWho are theyF' called the general, as he
blew the water out of his mustache with a
snort like porpoise.
"They are some gentlemen from Ohio,
sir"
Are they people from my districtf
asked Ben.
Eyes, sir,'' answered the messenger
''Thsn for heavens sake don't send them
down here. Shut the doors there and keep
them out. Good Lords if any of them find
battle in a marble tub, and am rubbed
down by a niger instead of going down to
the creek and drying myself with my shirt
it will lose me ], 600 votes"
The unterrifed and unwashed constituents
didn't get in.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
ROYAL FESTIVITIES.
A Brilliant Garden Party ON the Pal
nee Grounds.

Yesterday was the third anniversary
of the Coronation of Their Majesties the
King and Queen. Invitations had been
issued by command of Her Majesty for
a garden party in honor of the event in
the Palace grounds from o'clock in the
afternoon until o'clock A brilliant
assemblage dotted the grounds during
the afternoon. Her Majesty received the
guests under one of the large shade trees,
and was assisted by Her Royal Highness
Princess Liliuokalani, Her Royal High
ness Princess Likelike and the Princess
Kaiulani. Among those present were
Hon. A. s. Cleghorn, acting Governor;
His Excellency w. NJ. Gibson, Minister
of Foreign Affairs His Excellency Chas.
I. Gulick, Minister of the Interior, and
Mrs. Gulick; His Excellency George w.
Merrill, United States Minister Resident,
and Mrs. Merrill H. B. MS Commits
missioner, Major J. HI. Wodehouse;
Monsieur HI. Feer, French Commits
sioner, and Mrs. Feer; Senior de Souza
Canavarro, Portuguese Commissioner,
and Mrs. Canavarro; Mr. Justice Nc
Gully, Mr.. Justice Preston and Mrs.
Preston, The Right Rev. the Bishop OF
Honolulu and Mrs. Willis, The Right
Rev. the Bishop of Olba, the members
OF the Consular Corps and most of our
leading Hawaiian and foreign residents.
After the guests were presented to Her
Majesty they proceeded to the Palace to
register their names. The interior of the
Palace was thrown open for inspection
and the opportunity was largely availed
Of
The Royal Hawaiian Band was sta
toned in the pavilion and discoursed an
excellent programme of music during the
reception. Refreshments consisting of
tea, coffee, ice cream and cake were
served in three large tents erected on the
grounds. The weather was delightfully."-
fine, and the occasion is one that will
long be remembered by those who par
ticipated.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
SHIPPING NOTES.


The Oceanic steamship ST. PanI sails ri O'Clock
to-day for san Francisco.
The barkeutiue Wrestler sails to-day for Mahu
kona, where she will discharge $50 tons Of coal.
The steamer Kapiolani has finished repairing
her machinery. She sails on a trial trip to Pearl
River tomorrow. The Kspiolani Will be ready
for service next week.
The steamer Kfaues Hou brought s,e4s bags
sugar from HakaIau and onOmea, Hawaii. Feb
ruary 18th. which were transferred to the steam
ship st. Paul. Reports dry weather at HIls. She
sails next Monday.
The barkentIne John Smith was locked near
the Pacific Mail Conpany's wharf, February 18th,
10 discharge her cargo Of coal.
The barkentine Eureka finishes unloading cargo
Of general merchandise to-day. She viii load with
sugar for san Francisco.
The bark Virginia has been moved into the
stream to walt for sugar.
The steam James Makee brought 200 bags
sugar from Kauai, February 18th. She sails again
at p. N. to-day.
The tern Ke Au Hou Will take out coal to the
steamship City of Pekin when she arrives from
Yokohama, about next Tuesday.
The steamer Ivy Holmes, which sailed from
this port February sth for Hilo. Hawaii, found the
capsized schooner Domitila the following day
She had her in tow for nearly ten hours till
within ten miles off Maizena,. when the sea began
TO be rough and she was obliged 70 let go. The
Ivy Holmes WIS to leave Rawaihae for HIo Feb
ruary 18th.
The steamer LikeIike will arrive this morning,
and the steamers Kinau, Iwalani aud James I.
Dowsett tomorrow morning.
The tugs Eleu and PeIe had their flags flying,
and the British bark Chileua displayed buntings,
February 18th, in honor of the anniversary Of the
coronation OF their NECESSITIES the King and Queen.
The steamer w. @. Hall brought 2,37s bags
sugar, 2lO bags ava, rs bags coffee, 90 hides
pigs, "a packages sundries, and % head cattle
from wlndward ports, February 18th Reports
fne weather. She sails next Tuesday.
The American whaling bark Jacob A. Rowland,
Captain Shockley, arrived or port February 18th,
with 100 barrels sperm oil. She leaves to-day for
a cruise In charge of the mate, and will return
about the latter part of this month to receive
second mate, who is expected from San Francisco.
The following vessels arrived at this port from
foreign ports during the week: Tern Ke Au HOu,
from Jaluit; schooner Canute, steamship ST. Paul
and barkentine Eureka, from San Francisco;
barkentines JOAN Smith and Wrestler, and ship
Sumatra, from Newcastle, N. 5. w; brigantine
Selma, from Mexico, and whaling bark Jacob A.
Rowland, from a cruise Following is a list of the
departures: Barkentines Ella and Discovery and
bark Lady Lampson, for San Francisco; brigan-
tine Selma for KahuluI, Maui.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
Called II "Rreakfast. >,

That is not bad story about the Eng
lish girl who, when her French dress
maker arranged her costume of ri h
browns and soft yellows, set his artistic
soul in a tremor of anguish by calling it
breakfast" ''And why, madamoi-
selle7" he asked, reproachfully, 'Why,
dear me-" she said, her little fin~nrS,
straying over the striped brown and \, ate
velvet of the underdress and the darker
brown of the mantle, the overdress
matching the dark stripe of the velvet
and the yellow gloves, 'don't you see?
Butter---gloves; toast---overdress cream
white velvet stripe; and chocolate in
the mantle! Pretty good breakfast, too. "
"Ah, ah!" says the enraged artist now,
81 will make her one lobster-salad gown
and it shall be so real that she shall have
indigestion when she wears it. The
odious comparison"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
~esseIs Expected from Foreign Ports

Am bark Hope. d w PenhAllon, from Port
Townsend, w T, due Mar 1881
Am brgtne John ID Spreckels, Friis, from San
Francisco, due Feb 1920
o & ) City OF Pekin, Murray, from Hong
kong via Yokohama, en- route to San Francisco,
due Feb 10
Brit bark Natuma, from Glasgow, due March
1921
Brit ship Stirlingshire. Alexander, from Liver
pool, via MADEIRA due March 25-3l
Am bktne Nellie AZ Slade, from New York,
due April 1880
Brit bark Tycoon from Sydney via Newcastle,
y W, due March Ills
Am blk Sonoma, Howes, from Newcastle, n s
W, due February 1928.
Brit 3 ) Australia, c G Brough, from the Colo
mics, en- route to San Francisco, due Feb
Brit bark Lapwing, De Gruchy, from Liverpool,
due May 2O-3I
Am ship Valley Forge, Love, from Newcastle,
" w, due Jan 2O-3I
r NJ Mariposa, (Am) H II Hayward. from
sydney via Auckland, enroute TO San Francisco,
due Feb. Il.
Nor blk Cap, Christensen, from Newcastle, N :
W, due April lilo.
Am bgtne Courtney Ford, Miller. from Newcas-
4le, n s w, due April 1920.
Am blk John WOrster, Hittscher, from Newcas-
tie, " S w, due Feb. 1923.
Brit blk star Of Devon, from Newcastle, n w,
due March 1871.
Am bgtne Consuelo, Z Cousins, from San
Francisco, due Feb. 1925.
Am blk Majestic, Burton, from Port Townsend
w T, due Jan 1890
Am bark Forest Queen, Winding, from San
Francisco, due February I5-20
Am bark Ferris y. Thompson, Potter, from san
Francisco, due at Kahului, Maui, February lO-5.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
The Value of Expeditions.

The furniture-maker at the New
Orleans exposition discovered country
man from Arkansas whiting a ma
hogany cabinet ''to see what the wood
was like" Another exhibitor, who had
fitted up a room with the finest speci-
mems of his art, was Mortified to find an
old lady eating her lunch of fried chicken
seated in one of his satin-upholsterod
chairs. ''What's the cheer good for if
it amt to set down inG' she plaei Y
remarked. The same exhibitor one d; y
found that some visitor to his alcoves
had left token of approval on the
polished surface of costly mantel, in the
words: "This is pretty good, scratched
with a knife.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
Grew Fast Again.

A correspondent writes describing an
accident, by which a 1O-year-old girl had
two upper front teeth knocked out. She
was taken to a dentist, who replaced the
teeth and strapped up the jaw. For two
DAYS she could scarcely speak, and no solid
food was allowed, but the operation WAS
successful, and the teeth are as firmly
set as ever. The teeth are a little
Clipped, but later on, when it is safe to
work on them, they can DO patched with
gold and be about as good as ever they
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
FOREIGN vEssEI.s IN rORT.

Am bktne Eureka, j Lee, from San Francisco
o st Paul (Am), NJ G Erskine, from San
Francisco
Am bktne John Smith, Kustel, from Newcastle,
N w
Haw tern Ke Au Hou, Lowell, from Jaluit, 1
Am schr Canute, Johannassen, from San Fran
cisco
Am bktne Mount Lebanon, C H Nelson, from
Hongkong.
Bark Virginia, Petugrew, from Newcastle, n
W
Haw brig Allie Rowe, ] Phillips from Hong
kong
Brit bark ChIlena, Davies, from Liverpool
Am tern Mary Dodge, Nelson, from Eureka,
California
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
The Depth of Sleep.

A medical journal asks: Chow deer
is sleepl" That depends upon circum,
stances. If 14-year-old boy is called
half an hour before breakfast to go tc
the store, his sleep is about mile and a
half deep. If fre-bell sounds an alarm
its depth is not more than seven-eighths
of an inch.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13

An absent-minded correspondent posted
letter yesterday addressed Ann Arbor,
Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands. Such mis-
takes as these frequently occur and cause
considerable trouble to the Post Office
authorities.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13

f FrfeI, Mrs d X Vida, f Vandoven, w Kuai-
moku, and s. deck passengers. ,a-.l.i
From Kauai, per steamer James BIAkee, Feb
ruary lZth-TheO H Davies, Dick Peddie. 4
Cotton, Z A Swift, and 10 deck passengers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
PORT OF. HONOLULU. H. L.
ARRIVALS.

FRIDAY, February Z.
Stmr w q Hall, Bates from Maui and Hawaii
Stmr Kilauea Hou. WeISbarth, from HamRRua
Stmr James Makee, Weir, from Kauai
Am VIII blk Jacob A. Rowland, Shocklcy, from
San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
Tenders Wanted for Lighting the
streets Of the City Of Honolulu.

Sealed tenders will be received at the Interior
Office till II O'Clock noon of Saturday, March Is,
1886, for keeping in repair and lighting the street
lamps of the city OF Honolulu, now numbering
hundred and eighty-hve CIs5J more or less, for
the term of three (s) years from March l5th'
proximo.
The bids will be for each lamp per month, with
the understanding that the number may be
changed, as circumstances may require, at the
pleasure Of the Marshal.
The contractor will be paid monthly, on the last
day of each calendar month, on the written GER
tifcate Of the Marshal his Deputy that the ser
vice has been satisfactorily performed
A bond in the penal sum OF two thousand five
hundred dollars Cs2,5OO) with approved surety will
be required as guarantee of the fulilIment of the
terms of the contract.
Tenders should be plainly marked on the outside
of the envelope, blenders for street lighting"
The Minister OF the Interior does not bind him.
self to accept the lowest any tender.
CHAS T. GULICK,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, February 8, 1856. febs-u
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
DEPARTURES.

FRIDAY, February r.
sim Lehua, Davies for HamGkua, Hawaii, via
Mahuk0na, at p
Schr Emma, for Olowalu, Maui
Schr Kawailani. for Koolau
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
An Untarnished Escutcheon.
Texas Siftings. ]

young Texas lawyer was recently
elected jus ice of the peace. His first case
was that OF little negro who was charged
with having stolen fruit.
"What is your namean
Jimmy Peters, sah."
"Have you ever been arrested beforeY'
''No. sah.'
Chow old are your
''TeD years old, sab"
"Prisoner at the bar, you are accused of
having embezz'ed ripe peach in the mar
ket. What were the causes that induced
you to de giate from the path of honesty,
and thus stain with disgrace and infamy
an until up to that time untarnished es-
cutcheCn9'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
The First Thing Done.


Whats the first thing you would do
Jones, if you were stung by a hornet!'
asked Smith, who had been reading an arti-
Gle on the treatment of stings.
Swear" replied Jones, solemnly.
And the conversation abruptly ceased.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
What a Ton of Coal is Like,
BFule Indexl
The senorita Takes No Risks.

lBoston Transcript
1t is not permitted a Mexican to ride in
the same carriage with a woman to whom
he is betrOthed This is probably because
there is always more or less danger of peo-
pie in a carriage falling out. When a seno-
rita has lassoed beau she takes no risks.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
PASSENGERS.
ARRIVALS.

From Maui and Hawaii, per steamer w. @
Hall, February I2th-P Jones, Jr, G Alex
ander and WIFE d NJ Crowley, a ? Kalaukoa, L
Turner w Pilipo, Miss Altoona, Monkhouse,
Jas smith, Mrs II COrnwell, Mrs Widdeheld, Mrs
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13

THE book of the season. THE HONOLULU
ALMANAC AND DIRECTORY FOR 1885. Price
so cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13

Helen Wilmans: Sympathy Is half
brother to pity, but makes closer APP
rroach to equality by having in its VEINS
q large infusion Of the love principle.
Two men were quarrelIng. One of
them threatened to shoot the other.
The treatened man, in revival of an old
piece Of sarcasm, asked:
"Where do you bury all your dead? s"
Just then, an excited man drew the
satirist aside and said
"My graciousI you ought not to talk
that way Asking the man where he
Euries his dead"
"Why2"
n Recanse he IS a physician"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
A New CereaI Hybrid.

The Rural New Yorker two years ago
produced a hybrid between wheat and
rye, the new grain being very distinct
from either Last year further cross
was effected upon these hybrids by using
the pollen of rye so that the resulting
grain is three-quarters rye. The plaGts
are remarkably vigorous and the heads
large, and still very distinct from those
Of rye
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
yesseIs Leaving To-Day.

OSS st. Paul (Am), Erskiue. for San Francisco,
at
and Hanalei Kauai, via WRianae. OAHU at 2 p m
Am bktne Wrestler, Schnauer, from Mahukona
Am VIII blk J. A. Rowland, for cruise
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
WALTER NJ. GIBSON,
2t Minister of Foreign Affairs.
feI2-dstw2t

The HON. A. S. CLEGHORN viii act as Gov
ernOr OF Oahu during my absence.
JNO. o. DOMINIS,
Governor of oahu.
Office Governor Of Oahu, February 8, 1886.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
a seoretive Transaction.


New York SUM-
Youns 14an-I am willing to lend you $50,
Gus, but you mustn't say anything to any
body about it. If it should become known
that had lent you money would be i'm.
portuned to death.
Gus pocketing the money)-Thanksi
pledge you my word that will never speak
of it to a soul
Young Man-AIl right. About when will
you return me the money, Gusl
Gus-'Shl NUNS the word, old boy.
What a Ton of Coal is Like.
[Brule Index
oh,
ton . ( cod
Is j wOld -ful
thing-abJUt like
wCman's kiss; when you
buy it you think it very large,
when
you getit
1t looks like this
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
FOREIGN OFFICE NOTICE.
REGULATION

BY virtue of the authority conferred upon me by
a Resolution OF His Majesty, in Cabinet Council,
passed on the 18th day of July, a D. 1888, here
by make and proclaim the following Regulation
In regard to the admission of Chinese passengers
into this Kingdom, viz:
From and after the first day of April. 1886, no
Chinese passenger shall be allowed TO land at any
port in the Hawaiian Kingdom unless such passen-
ger be the bearer of passport, in due form and
legally issued to him or her under the provisions
of the Regulations made and published by me on
the first day Of September, A d. 1885. ''fOr the
control Of Chinese immigration" and the pro-
vision in Regulation Number Of the aforesaid
Regulations. which allows,the landing Of not more
than twenty-five Chinese passengers from any one
vessel at any port in the Hawaiian Kingdom
without passports, is hereby rescinded.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
Established 1872

The following various branches Of business win
enable the public on the Islands and from abroad
to gain general information all matters in the
following departments:
Real Estate Department
Buys and sells Real Estate in all parts of the
Kingdom.
Values Real Estate and Property in city and
Rents and leases Houses, Cottages, Rooms and
Lands.
Attends to Insurance, Taxes, Repairing and
Draws legal papers Of every nature-senrches
Titles, Records, Etc.
Employment Department
Finds Employment in all branches of industry
connected with the Islands.
General Business Matters
Keep Books and Accounts, collect Bills, loans
or invest Moneys. Penmanship, EngrOssing and
all kinds of Copying done.
Procures Fire and Life Insurance.
Advertisements and Correspondence attended to.
Information of every description connected
with the Islands coming from abroad fully
answered
Custom House Broker.
Merchants will find this Department a special
benefit to them, as l attend to entering goods
through power of Attorney and delivering the
at small commission.
Soliciting Agent for the "MUTUAL LIFE
INSURANCE. COMPANY OF NEW YORK"
the largest, grandest and soundest Insurance
Company in the world.
AGENT for the
''Szreat Darlington Railway ROute,''
In America. Travellers journeyfng by rail In
America will find this route the most comfortable
and most delightful. The scenery is the grandest
going East, and with the PULLMAN PALACE
SLEEPING CARS and good meals along the trip,
polite attention from employees and reason
able fare route can excel this.
AGENT for the
Honolulu Royal Opera House.
Managers of Hrst-cIass companies abroad Will
address for terms. etc.
DEPARTMENTS.
Real Estate Broker.
Custom HOase Broker.
Money Broker.
Fire and Life Insurance Agent.
Employment Agent,
Railroad Agent and
General Business Agent
ADDRESS:
J. E. WISEMAN,
s4-my6-S6 HONOLULU Fl. 1.
T. r. MAYHEM
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13
VENTURE

N F.
PonvS ito
dtoS3O for esean
sinsiz
He
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in
the low charged for
8 nc wonder
ediges welkn
In
valuablw kentte issued the
female
Fora iionaIp
G. B. MILES, Proprietor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-13

The following various branches Of business viii
enable the public the Islands and from abroad
to gain general information all matters in the
following departments: