New-York tribune., 1886-07-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

II ,rnsars from paper lately read before tho Con-
necticut Historical Society that IN 1901 one Thomas
suatton was put probation for lying Lucky ior
The Ering Post that II WAS not running In those days
They do queer things sometimes in sundayschoos In
one not long ago dramatic performance
entitled "Joscpn and Iis Brethren" was given me
were noticeable FOR their gorgeous nut ln-
nosslc costumes and Joseph. dressed in crazy quilt
wss taken m from "A pew which represented PIT In
auoher Sund .yschoo recently boy was sVrappen 10
bench AMI the superintendent pointed TO MIN s' isaac
inst about to be up IL would bs well for the
sunday school assemblies this summer 10 DISCUSS the
propriety OF trese performances.
Il would somewhat surprise critical exponcn,s of the
beauties the well OF Engsh undehed to learn tnat
swift said The sun has rose that tay wrote 0Ire are
winters Tale" asks shall uS attend you; and that
CalIban. IN The tempest exelalihs " The red plane
rid you for learning your language; while took
for IaKep" Mons verses ON the death Of Shakes
pesre.-IB Baltimore Herald
When Chicago has her centennial she expects to have
600 900 inhabitants On that interesting occasion. ac-
cordipg 10 The Inter- Ocean, she "wil import every SOY
erelgn OF Europe pay hs board thirty days She VII
reserve one entire ward for all ST. Louis and let her play
around Just she please Great Brtahs navy VIII Dc ah'
chored in the lIenneiu Canal nrny minute suns over
the grave Jerry Murphy The only Democratic rres'
ident in seventyve years will attend old age permit
| ting and we shall have n colossal time generally.
Rnt unfortunately We shall nave to wait until March 4,
1887, to see all this.
little Magazine-st girl asked her mother the other
dy how il was that Adam AMI Eve came TO leave inc
Garden Een and was told that the deyi entereu .ne
garden IN tue form OF serpent and tempted them aai
od banIshed them The little chld ponderod over mo
!eHy lHr Wny ds God send the devil away instead
OF Adam aud Evel They were In the garden hro| -
| lNcw-Oreans STATES
sas gerous to eat picnic ice cream as to DO
! n County Democrat in the Department OF Public Wm
III this city.
When It comes to bOycotting an untertakor IL really
looks as II the thing being run into the ground.
One Hotel Pr oprieor Ito another ditto) But how is
1t that you dare advertise "A delightful breeI' III 'ne
hottest days when mo thermomster mas 500 s.ooa anH a.,
ninety the shade FOR the past week. anu
| there is never 4 breath OF air stlrrins ,. ali
around the edges OF the flag that flies from the cupoa.
and stands straight wind or no wind AS tho "a IL
WAS Blowing forty MITES an loir ono look al 'n"' h"e
satisfies them'-l llarpers BaLar
"on. of the werable questions OF the day. says
The Proridence star "s why girl whose parents nave
provided her with an elegant home and thousand way
OF enjoying herself respectfully, cgtmately aud IN ac
cordance with her position will deliberately compro
mise herself tho eyes OF Tho public Ivy carrying Oh
conspicuous mutations. or vulgary speaking. masnes'
| with men IN inferior positions and from whose ac
auaintance she neither pleasure nor DenehI
Bob-iIave you sod your humorous article to any
sn"iye shown it to several editors but none OF them
'' Bob"Perhsps they don't think 1t funny enough.
sam-Oh, yes, they do, for they all laughed. ,
~ L1exas sftinss
The Springfield Union has grown little tired Oh Inc
talk about educating girls to become wives aud mothers
and suggost, TO the faculties Of male colleges that II
woud he lust desirable to train young men 10 oeeoC
good husbands aud fathers
Mrs Smith boasting that her daughter eoula PA,
any hing at sigLL When the yoang Lazy hau e'cn
suScn,n OF ner performances EOgs remarked 10 Wa
/ uiad IL was played at sght. l. would DO very u'e
eouraging II sucn music were played at tho ea'Do'
ton irauscipi.
A sure sign that Minneapolis Is becoming a DIX TOWN.
tho Chicago papers are saying sarcastic tn'nss aoo"'
"Ah what do you charge for suit like tnat sau 'n
dude 10 the Iaor ho pointed out pleco os oo'"
"Nothiug r, do Il strictly cash business ,n m,
I'm. nm" said the dude. pulling his chln ! " '"'
| lator and sec YOU about ~ Washington Vrlte'