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my. GRACE-STREET BAPTIST

CHURCH CORNER Grace and Foushee
streets)-Rev. WILLIAM +. HATCHER, d. d.,
Pastor. school at 0 o'clock A. n.
Preaching by the pastor at IL o'clock A
81. and at o'clock p NJ. Pews free.
strangers cordially invited.
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ns~ FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

corner OF Twelfth and Broad streets).-
Preaching by the pastor, Rev. GEORGE
COOPER, ID. d., at IL A. VI. and s p. II.
strangers and others cordially invited.
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eD~ FOURTH PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH.-R g. TAYLOR MARTIN Will
preach at ii O'Clock A. NJ. and at P. NJ.
sunday school at $50 A. VI.
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-DOANOKE COLLEGE,

Ia ~ THE MOUNTAINS.
Two courses for degrees. Special atten'
ton 10 English. French and German spoken.
Library 10000 volumes. Best moral
and religious influences Expenses fer nine
months, Oncluding fees. board &c.) Sl4S,
sl7o, or s2O4. Increasing patronage from
many states. Thrty-fOurth session begins
SEPTEMBER 18TH. Catalogue free. Address
JULIUS ID. DREHER, President, Salem,
Virginia. ~ l0-eod
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~ MONUMENTAL CHURCH

Rev. JOHN B. NEWTON. Rector-Dlvine SER
vice, with Holy Communion. at IL A. "a. /;
chapel L. n. Sunday school $50 A. VI.
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ADV ERTIsISG RATES.
HAIrINcH OR LESS.

Reading notices In reading matter type,
tines or less. 81; in nonpariel loaded, 100.
Gard OF rates for more space furnished on
q
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SCHOOL FOR YOUNG LADIES
~ AND LITTLE GIRLS,
70T EAST ELANkLIN SrRErr.

Mrs. ENGLISH, assisted by W. p. TRENT
NJ. A., University OF Virginia. will re-
sumo the duties OF her school on
THU RSDAI, SEPTEMBER %, 1885,
For circulars apply 10 ..
MRS. JESSIE GORDON ENGLISH.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

fG" GRACE-STREET PRESBY-
TERRAIN CHURCII-Drs. READ and DREW,
Pastors. Services at IL O'Clock a. NJ. and
soclock p. VI. Preaching by DR.. DREW.
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s TRINITY METHODIST

EPISCOPAL CHURCH Corner OF TWEEN
tleth and Broad streets)-Rey. J. c. REEF
pastor.-Treachlng atl1 A. NJ and 7:45P p. NJ.
by the pastor. Seats free, and cordial
welcome TO all.
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ny UNION-STATION METRO.

DIST CHURCH corner Twenty.fourth and
y streets)-Rev. H. q. CHEATHAM, Pastor
Preaching at IL a. NJ. and 1880 p. NJ.
Communion OF the Lords supper at the
close OF the morning service.
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DRUNKENNESS,
~ orr THE LIQUOR HABIT.
POSITIVELY CURED BY AUMISIsTRB-
ING
DIX. HAlNES'S GOLDEN SPECIFIC.

II can be given In a cup OF coffee or tea.
IS absolutely harmless and will effect q
permanent and speedy cure whether the
patient 10 "A moderate drinker or an sicO-
holic wreck. II has been given IA thou
sands OF cases, and N every Instance a per-
feet cure has followed. In NEVER FAIIA
Tue system once lmpregnGted with the ~
cifc, II becomes an utter In po+ai billy ,gt
the LIQUOR appetite to exist For sale by
I. kOBEKTS BAKER. Druggist,
el9 east Main street,
Richmond Va.
Call or write for pamphlet containing
hundreds OF testimonials frOu the Dest VIZ
men and men from all parts OF the country
oc 23-eodtNOl7
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b|" CL0PT0N-STREET BAPTIST
CHURCH. MANCHEsTER.-Pr Preaching at
IL A. NJ. and 1880 p. N. by the pastor. Rev.
DEcATUR EDWARDS. All welcome.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

Hannibal Hamlin's mental faculties
continue vigorous and bright.
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y- vENABLE.STREET CHURCH

corner of Venable and Eighteenth streets).
Sunday school at $50 A. NJ. Preaching by
Rev. X. ii. PITT at IL A. NJ. and at SIS z. NJ.
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pa LEIGH-sTREET BAPTIST

CHURCH. Preaching Sunday at IL O'Clock
A. NJ. and at o'clock p. II. by Rev. I. r.
BELL. All are invited. Seats free.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

By CLAY.STREET BAPTIST
CHURCH corner Clay and Graham
streets)-Rev. 3. q. CLoProN, Pastor; resi-
dence No. 507 west Grace slreet.-Worship
at IL A. NJ. and 8 7. NJ.
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nSg- MIzPAH PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH.-services at $50 F. II. Preach.
ing by Rev. W. +. q. GREGORY. AL cor
daily invited o attend.
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rSy- FRIENDS CLAY STREET

u -.
above First).-There will be meetings for
divine worship al IL A. d., and
r.. NJ. MARY S. THOMAS, OF Baltimore. and
other ministers will be present. Seats are
free, and the public are invited.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02
To- SECOND BAPTIST CHURCH

corner Main and Sixth streets).-Rev. W.
W. LANDRUM, ID. d., Will preach at IL A.
NJ and L, NJ 1t
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r8- WEST MAIN-STREET BAP-

~ " ITO III ~ y Il VIII II II III
list CHURCH Corner Main and Beech
stree;s)-Preaching SUNDAY by the pastor,
Rev. WILLIAM J. SHIPMAN. at IL O'Clock A.
NJ. and 8 Z. NJ. All are welcome.
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DANCING SCHOOL.

MADAM L. LOUIS'S DANG q
WI ING PARLORS will open OCTO- ~
BIER 9TH at GIL BROAD STREErat ~
O'Clock. Circulars will explain all partlcu-
lars. Call or address 307 Broad street.
Sc 25-tOcl7
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.Sr FIRST PRESBYTERIAN

CHURCH.-Rev. Il. Z. KERR, pastor, will
preach vt IL o'clock A. NJ. No service at
night. a cordial welcome To all.
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nS- RROAD.STREET METUO-

DIST CHURCH corner OF Broad and Tenth
streets)-Rev. A. Z. BLEDsOE, ID. d., pastor,
will preach at II A. 81. and at 7I5P p. NJ
subject al night: "The Secret OF Saul Be.
TRACED" Public cordially Invited.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02
VIRGINIA MECHANICS INSTI-
TUTE NIGHT SCHOOL.
practically nee.)

The next session OF this school begins
OCTOBER Atm. 1856, with the following
corps OF teachers and assistants.
A. NJ. +. BILLIEGsLEA, Principal OF De-
partment OF Mechanical and Architectural
Drawing. aud Instructor IN Mechanics,
Physics, and Engineering.
WLLIAM l.. SHEPPARD, Instructor IL
Free-hand Drawing.
LYON u. TYLER, Instructor In Mathe-
MATES.
W. w. Pool, Instructor in BOOkkeep-
ing.
q. p. E. BURGwYS, Instructor in Archi-
tectural Drawing. and Assistant in Me-
chanics, Physics, and Engineering.
GEORGE :. GRESHAM, Assistant In
structor IN Architectural Drawing.
j. W. LINK, Assistant Instructor 10
Mechanical Drawing,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

Entries should be made as early as posi-.
BILE. as It is important to organize and
equip the classes by the last week in
September, so that work can begin the day
the school opens. For further particular Is
apply to THOMAS ELLETT. Secretary, AZ his
Office IN the institute building. No. % North
Ninth street. w. WHTEHURSF,
Chairman Committee on Night Schools.
10 Al
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

Both schools fully equipped with cOmpe-
tent assistants. Get circulars from book
stores or from the principal.
SO l-W&Sa
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KySECOND PRESBYTERIAN

CHURCH.-Rev. Mr.. CHRISTIE, OF Dundee,
Scotland, Will preach ct IL o'clock. No
service In the afternoon.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02
NIGHT SCHOOL.
GLASSES IN bellies LETTRES.
~ MRS. DIR. GRATTAN CABELL.

An Afternoon Glass for married and single
Ladies.
An Evening Literary Society for Ladies
and Gentlemen.
The first meeting will be held at g o'clock
i. NJ. OCTOBER 18TH at los north Fifth
street. near Franklin.
Future days will then be appointed and
other arrangements completed.
Applications may be made to Mrs. CA
BELL until after October LIST at 3O7 east
Main street. Sc 29-tOc0
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MUSICAL.
GROCERIES,, &c.

DURE OLD CIDER VINEGAR,
FINE SPICES (whole and ground) FOB
PICKLING AND PRESERVING, at
sell MCCARTHY & HAYNES.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-02

NlCGUIRE'S SCHOOL,
VI CANDLES HILL.
The twenty.secOnd session opens SEP
TENDER 20, 1855.
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Mrs. INQUIRIES PREPARATORY
SCHOOL,
Fifth session, IN same building, at same
time.
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DICHMOND ATHLETIC CLUB
REOPENS OCTOBER lsT
EDUCAGIONAL.

MRS. CAMM'S SCHOOL FOR
w BOYS.
40 SOUTH THIRD STREET.
For particulars see Principal, AZ 7O9 east
Franklin street Oc 2-tOGl0
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-04-17

was-thc recipient of many cards.
Most strangers, and especially
these hailing from the States bord-
eling on Illinois, have heard of and
are anxious to speak with "Black
jack The Senatorial representa-
tives of California and other far
Western States are but seldom
troubled by callers. ls% u saf
Strikes in the lower House III d
Republican Senatorial causes on
the question whether they will live
up to the letter of the Edmunds
resolutions about confirming Prcsi-
Dental no limitations, have marked
the past week on Capitol hill.
Senator Bowen did not dodge on
the Edmunds resolutions. lie is
paired on all political question
with Senator Jones of Florida.
Efforts have been made to induce
him to declare it null and void. but
he declines on the ground that
Jones seems to have such poor
success in making another pair
i'm Detroit that it would not be fair
to break up the sterile one he has
left in Washington.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-04-17

4 Tyrolcse Custom Which is
Both Impressive 0Md Pee ALTAR.

In SOME portions of TyrOl n
peculiar and beautiful custom still
prevails. When a girl is about to
be married, before she leaves her
mother hands her a kerchief 1t is
with this kerchief that she dries
her tears when she leaves her faith
cr's house, and while she stands at
the altar. "i.irH m'l-@
After the marriage is over, and
the bride has gone with her hus-
band to their own new home, she
folds up the kerchief and places it
unwashed in her linen closet, where
it remains untouched. The tear
kcrchief has performed half of its
mission. s.- -..f.s
Children are born, grow up,
marry and move away from the old
home. Each daughter receives from
the mother a new tear-kerchief.
Her own still remains where it was
placed in the linen closet on the
day Of the marriage. Generations
come and GO. The young rosy bride
has become wrinkled old woman.
She may have survived her hus-
band and all her children. All her
freinds may have died of, and still
that last present which she receHctl
from her mother has not fulfilled
its object. But it comes at last. AT
last;the weary. eyelids close for the
long, long sleep, and the tired,
wrinkled hands arc folded over a
pulseless heart. Then the tear
kerchief is taken from its place and
spread over the placid features of
the dead, never to be removed until
we are summoned to come forth on
the resurrection nofn.-Texas Sift-
inCa
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-04-17

Dc 4 E--- EfIl -t .l-
While Jim Townsend, the old
typo, was over in Mill Greek he
invented milking machine to be
worn by the COW during the day.
1t consisted of a metal can holding
from three to five gallons to be
suspended under the animal by a
broad strap passing over her back.
In the top of the can were four or
FIVE silver plated tubes for inser-
ton in the teats, thus affording
the milk "a constant flow into the
can. Like Col. Sellers, Jim saw
millions in it," but one day when
Jim found out that = blamed fool
rancher from, Bridgeport had an
improvement on it and called the
"Cannie Buturos Developer" by
filling a caveat on a "yaller dog to
chase the COW tillythe butter come, y
he sot mad, smashed the imo4el,
sassed the ranchcr, got licked, went
and off wrote a heavy leader scoring
the United States patent laws from
Hades to breakfast.-Bodie Free
Press. n
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never /" emphatically replied Mrs.
Crimsonbeak. swell, l guess you
are right. have always been sus-
picious of it since the day / was
married" And then he opened the
window to see how far he'd have to
jump to the ground. dooia
"A MOTHERS SACRIFICE. o1q
"Now, Eliza, listen to me and
pay attention, for on these few
words may depend your future
happiness" Il -9miT .bl7yr
ayes, ma"
"When Henry comes this even
ing and you pass him the pie,
watch his countenance closely"
"Yes, ma" l-aI 1r = l-. I'H
"If he trembles with joy, ask
him how he likes you cookery.
But if he shudders, just mention
causually that your mother always
attends to the pastry" ae
"Oh, ma! how kind of you'll"
"Don't mention it. He will
hate me, but when l live with you
after marriage all will be explain
ed."-Texas Siftings. m
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9f W.
SAMUEL NELLY, Defendant.
The People of the United States in the Ter.
ritorv of Idaho send Greeting To Samuel
Nelly. Defendant.
XyOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO
appear in un action brought against
yom by the abovc-named plaintiff. III
the District Court of the Second Judicial
District of the Territory Of ldado. IN ana
for the County Of Alturas. and tn answer
the complaint filed therein, within ten days
exclusive of the day of service. after the
'crvicc on you of this Suminons-if served
within this county: or if served out of this
county. hut in this district. within twenty
days; otherwise, within forty days = or
Judgment 10y default will be taken against
Won according To the prayer of said com
pluint.
The said action is brought to dissolve the
bonds of matrimolry heretofore and now
cxisting between Won and the plaintiff, alIcg-
ing that this action is based upon yuir
dcsertion and failure to- provide for her tl'c
couinu,, llcss.s s,,rics of life. the fnctS more
fuliv appearing in plaintiffs complaint.
certified copy of which is herewith served.
And you are hereby notified that il you
fail 10 appear and answer the said com.
nlaint as above-rcauircd, the said plaintiff
will take default and apply to the Court for
the relief demanded in plaintiffs complaint
Given under my hand and the
seal of the District Court Of the
Second Judicial District Of the
Territory of Idaho. in and for
4 IL , the County of Alturas, this 2Sth
- day of January, in the year of
Lord one thousand eight hun
dresa and eighty-six.
-. Oh "A. L. RICHARDSON,
Clerk Of the District Court.
f' by Il. +. RrcnAkDs,,
'N Deputy Clerk.
C-0. WHEELxR, Plaintiffs AttoyHy' 10
First publication Feb. Q, 1886
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ToM G. Derry. Ft Hiisl 4
Not ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT
We. the undersigned, have expended
one hundred (sl0o) dollars in labor and
work upon the Crow n Point lode min
hsclaim. situated in Sawtuoth Mining Dis-
i,Hci. county of Alturas. Territory of Idaho.
w order to hold said claim under the pro-
.i,igns of section 2I2+ Revised ShtNtes ~
VIC nltcd States. being tho amount rcquir-
~ To hold the same for the year ending
y f'inhcr 81. 1885. That your proportion
- Sald expenditure due by you, NJ. {. Duffy,
= hHtr-tlree txkiYb, dollars and thirty.
uFee cents, lawful money of the United
.'5tes. and il Within ninety days after the
u'hcation of this notice, or lS0 days from
.HS date, you fail or refuse to contribute
."uf proportion of said expenditure, as
i'oNncr; your interest in said claim will
~ogolie ,,,..le the property Of the, unQfrsigned,
Sour eo-owners. under section 23ol Revised
'Ni'Atcsoi the United States. 80 (
lt~ GEO.A. PHlLBRICK,
DENNIS kOLLAHAR,
nated at Vienna, Idaho, Jan. Z3, 1856.
esHs' pubhcstiQn lan.es3, lSSe
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According to the Wood River
papers there is general activity in
mining circles in the Wood River
camps, with every indication of a
favorable and prosperous season
ahead. Old mines are showing up
we'll and new mines are being
opened, while hundreds of pros
poets give every indication of
developing into good properties
when properly opened up. There
is no doubt of the richness Of the
Wood River mines. All that is
needed to make the camp one of
the very best in the country is cap
ital, muscle and intelligent labor
Idaho Statesman, s2.s1ff
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ToJ. / Bambcrscr:
toj ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT
L have expended one hundred dollars
in labor and improvements upon the
EtsiEs;s. ls lode mining claim. situated on
" c~i iioulder Creek. Warm Springs Greek
Mining District. Alturas Co., Idaho Terri
i'ry. IN order to hold the said premises
under the provisions Of section 2t2l of the
EeN>cl Statutes OF the United. being the
amount required To hold the same for the
wear ending December 81. lSsl. and II
within ninety days from the service oi tins
H"licc or within ninety days after this
noiicc 10y publication y including costs of
publication. YOU fail or refuse to contribute
your proportion Of such expenditure n
c"-owner. your interest i'm said claim your
ihicrs' being onc-fourth, amounting T. SO :
Nll become the property Of the subscriber
under s;Iid section "a
Nf WM. SCHCLTZ.
Dated at Ketchum. Idaho. Jan .. 1886
FIRST publication Jan. 9, iSS,j.
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LITERARY NUGGETS.

LITERARY NUGGETS.
So many laws argue SO many sins
Milton. @
10 There is not moment without
sonic duty.
Nirturc and vice are heaven and
hell.-Hindu. 3 ss8f 1r.lEEE
We must learn to infusc sublim-
ity into triAes-that is power.
To keep friend is harder mat
ter than to get friend.-Oyid.
For man to be in love With his
profession he must have practice.
Constantly choose rather to want
less than to have more.-Kempis.
Self-love, my liege, is not so vile
a sin as selfncglecting. ng.-Shakes
peare. .'
God when he makes the prophet
does not unmake the man.
Locke. q
To be happy is not the purpose
of our being but to deserve happ:-
ncss.-Fichte.
The mind, like a field, is .fertiliz' d
by re-appropriating its own produc-
tions.-Heron.
There is always a spot in our
sunshine it is The shadow of our
selves.-Carlyle. tr.
Only the lowest and most
thughtless persons live without
some sort of standard, .c,u.,r-
The world does not require so
much to be informed as to be
remimdcd-Hannah More.
There is no single grace, and, no
combinations of virtures, that vice
cannot counterfcit.-Heron.
All are bigots who limit the
divine within the boundaries of the
present knowledge = Margaret
Fuller.
We think our civilization is near
its meridian, but we are yet only at
the cock-crowing and the morning
star.-Emerson. ltnsa- .rst-1I 13
Only the cleverest of men make
use of their acuteness in judging
not only of others, but of them
selves.-Marie Eschenbach.
True bravery is shown by per-
forming without witness what one
might be capable of doing before
all the world.-Rochefoucauld.
~ No man can possibly improve in
any company for which he has not
respect enough to be under some
degree of restraint - Chesterfield.
Try andiget n little green grass
around your home. Nothing cures
the ill-mind so quickly AS vcrdure.
Itis manifestedly wrong and un-
natual too, to, rear children on "a
playground made of stone tagging
on Nicholson payement.--The Cur
rent. ~ g,b'l II i aacl l1
81 Our true knowledge is to know
our own ignorance. Our true
strength is to know our own weak
ness Our true dignity is to con-
fess that We have no dignity, and
are nobody and nothing in our
selves, and to cast ourselves down
before the dignity Of God.-Kings-
ley f E, ~ N .Ifo H.
A new gold country is said to
have been discovered by a ship
wrected French sailor in Patigonia,
between the Straits Of Magellan
and the River Gallcgos. The man
had collected from the sands o
little fortune when taken of the
coast by q stcamcr ''r
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-04-17
AT THE srnEEr CROSSING.

II q body meet q couple 'i...r.;sar :
Crossing DER the street,
Need that couple cover all the
Flagstones with their feet? ?9if5fla
Do they show the best Of breeding
,s And the huest blood, a,3 ifif
When they crowd that lonely body !
OF into the mud?
If couple meet q body,
,JI Would it mar their style
Should they take . single crossing,
Going Indian file? ,.,,,.. ,.o sd.
-'' Columbus Dispatch.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-04-17

N;Ek Send lOcents postage, and We w,li
"A uIiC mail you free royal wa, va'Is1s, 10 ths
sample bof Of goods that WI Pat se you ~ t sae
ANYTHING else in America. Both sexes OF
.il ages can live at home and work i'll spare
time or ali the time. Capital not required.
I'VE will start you. Immense pay sure ier
those who start at once. S1Ixsox Vt2''
Portland. N9lDe. A. 9p-'
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They are going down to dinner.
He" May sit on your right
hand?" $500 a Ieu $50 la3f
She-"Oh, / think you had bet
ter take chair"
He did. E-t. 7.
A Deleware young man rode .fif-
teen miles through snowdrifts to
see his girl. A year after marriage
he may refuse to 60 down to the
grocery, 200 yards distant, to buy
a mackerel for supper. 80 Hae.'
Miss Lucy-It was bitter cold
coming home; I drove down the
avenue with HoratiO in a cutter
and each of us froze an ear. All
present (interrupting in chorus y
o, yes, the outside ear!
So observant. Mamma (shop-
ping-You may cut me offa sample
and III see my dressmakcr and
and write. Infant Terror-Why,
mamma! That's just what you
said in all the other shops.
Polite clergyman, visiting par
ishioner: "Well, my little man,
you are bright little fellow, l am
sure. Come now, can you tell me
how old you are?" Small boy,
shutting one eye and profiting by
maternal advice: care you a con-
ductor?"
Burlington, Vermont, girls are of
a decidedly business-like turn of
mind. "May l aspire to your
hand?" asked a dude Of one of the
prcttiest bellies there the other
day. "You may have the refusal
of it for an indefinite PERIOD" was
the prompt reply.
"Ah, me y" said husband, as he
laid down his book and gazed
thoughtfully into the fire, show
true it is that ''Tis better to have
loved and lost than than"
"Never to have loved at all?''
supplied his wife, softly
"No; than to have loved and
won." Hts-t
He-"Spcaking of their mar
riage, l think they both made a
very good match"
She" How can you say so?
Why. she's birthstone personified
and he's a perfect stick"
He" Birthstone and a perfect
stick-precisely the essentials to a
good match. .fa ,.t
johnny, put that umbrella away
before you break it," "Oh, shut
up" replied Johnny. "What's
that you say?" Nothing, papa ;
l only told the umbrella to shut
up, so l could put it away, as you
told me to-" The explanation came
not a second too soon, for the old
man had already risen from his
chair. 2a ssf.. ,a
"Never fear, my DEAR" remarked
the wife of her impecunious hus-
band "never fear, l still love you"
81 know that" he replied; "but
that doesn't help matters much" ("
"I'll trust you always" she
exclaimed. eyes, my dear" he
exclaimed, with a sigh which came
from his heart, "that is very fine,
but unfortunately you arc not the
grocer" 80
"Watcr's frozc up" said boy
as he entered a plumbers shop the
other day. "very WE'LL" MA
wants you to come right up" "I'm
afraid l can't get there for a day or
two. You'll have to borrow of your
ncighb0rs." "We can't do it."
care they froze up, too?' II
dunno but the woman on oi'e side
is mad at US because we've put a
bay window on our house, and mas
mad, at the other because she's got
a sealskin sacque. Guess we are
in q fix" ss a..i..f E ~
81 never saw such a man in all
my born daysl" exclaimed Mrs
Crimsonbeak to her husband, who
1a42tttpi i3tAa NtfhI inn pur-
s6ase shes had 1Sque to
make for her. = | n you
to get anything vttken ling
cheated" "What, 1eps9 3 ~
Crimsonbeak, chsstuuticall " No,