, 1886-12-12
THE DENTISTS CHAIR
low NOTED MEN ACT WHILE
SEATED IN IT..


Nh'r''""' '"S"" an" "e'"" '"""'
ne Tooth surgeons
.yohm,om'- Grit and Zach ChnndIcr's In
,,,I on,c.r,. ,uio,m.n,
Having occasion TO visit II dentist the
other day, | nsked him if | was the most
nervous man he ever had in his chair
BLESS You. no. replied the tooth
tinker. you are only about the aver
ne patient, and it would surprise you to
see how some of the big men act when
thcy come here to get their teeth fixed.
Gen. Sheridan, for example, is one of the
worst men in IA dentists chair you ever
saw. and Gen. Logan is Even worse than
he. Why, Logan is as tender as n baby,
and win shrink at the slightest touch on
his nerves, while | suppose there were
never two Drawer men in battle than they.
Gen. sherman, too, is about as bad, and
nets us II he were gong to nave II lit
whenever the urn Is put INTO MS tecth.
he Jumps, II grunts, nhu Bfotlis, ana
taxes ON worse thnh II lie were having
ms reg Gu. on
''eh- burnside on the contrary, was
one OF inc most phtleh, ana enduring
men ever saw nave hau hiin IN my
ehair hummer "i Times anu nave lllieu
IA lot oI MS tee'h' ne W"uih s' quietly
without making II moan OF HnSllS II
"oru from !hc ''hle .ha' ne '"oN ms Seao
"hlh the jon WIS nhislVi' ne anyways
seemed TO be gra'elul tnat ! haI noJ
enusen MN any more pun hhu Wnrh
Nuu'u hsN hlni' "9 ! u'u spnie'i'h,7' I'ues
tni' ""rt YOU gener"l' ne "ouiu teplY;
'''i no. n"t n,"Vhi X" Oh anu iV' Se1
u"hS WIN ~ '"e S""n'r the ~" ~ "Ner
,ne ne't'r'
Nn"''N ,'onnson' ""e" ne WIS wee
Prcaiuch' an" Miiie nc WIS III '"e sennte,
came 10 my once seNerni 'ihies' ana was
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uhG' ana every one Oh mem was III very
nau Volu''ion' il J"' i"S'eu nearly
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moi seem I" h"Ne any nerves NJ an
OLD hAVH c~hANDLElss GRIT
"Old Zach Chandler was another good
patient. lie would sit in the chair almost
motionless, and would let me drill nway
Mt his teeth without amy remonstrnnce or
snow "l pam i'ut one tlihe Wheh
uhdrrtopk u" urhw IL iooth Tor nm
'h"uBh, inc "'u man "ouIu go cray, IL
was u '""Sn VI" Brihucr' anu hhu peeli
MN e"ou urhli "elhg ulcer
hieu "rnuhh the roofs ! Ro' u goou mona
WIN thc hlppers' ana the hrsi tilhe l
nearly nl'eu MI" o"t VI 'ne Cnnlr- hnt !,
ulu h"t come ! look h"lu hEalH anu
liilcu MN inc shihe rs before -aw
thii ms lacc was quite pale' ana asked
MN \ ! ne uiu nut want 10 rest lie shlu;
No. would IKE TO nave II out at once
But 's the operation was evidently 50
palniui' ana rs ne seemed TO keep grow
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