davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20
To Err Human,

But 10 Is positively inexcusabie to adminlS
narcotics or potent sedatsyes to relieve intrs
qulity Of the nerves, the easily dlscoyera
cause Of which is Indigestion Hosietfe
Stomach Bitters is the remedy indicated WI.
the nervous 81 stem is weak, and consequent
representative and untranquL Braeed al
quieted BY this superative tonic, The systtl
obtains needful reposs at night, dyspecl
qua Ing cease T. disturb the stoInaehs ana me
tai inqpietuae disappears. The habit OK bol
becomes regular, the liver and kidneys ~
heatthfully stimulated. and bodily CT merf
exerlIon ceases t. lie u weafi ONE and q pa "a.
task Neuralgia. Rheumatism and ms asgS
disorders. and kidney troU0les are e4Nft
eradicated By this matches invig9faAA AL
regulator.
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20

w. II. Worthington, editor Of Patrons OF
Husb&ndry," Columbus, Mass, writes Feb %
1882: Your great remedy, Aliens Lung Bal
sam. have used in my family for fifteen years
FOR coughs and co DIS, and know IL TO be the
hest" Price pc. 5Oc. and 81 per bottle. al
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20
Temperance News and No

temperance News and Notes.
Petroleum V. Nasty says: ''1he I
drunkard is the worst drankard in
world and his children are the heav
and strongest"
Liquor-slloons in North Carroll
where workmen wasted their money,
being converted into factories. wh
they can make money. The largest
loon in Raleigh is now a shoe manufi
tory, employing as many men as all
saloons in the city did; another has b
turned into furniture factory
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20

A prominent farmer Of Bowling Green
Howard County, Md, Mr.. j. r. Ridgely, said
his four children were sick with sore throats
and coughs at the same time. Red Star Cough
Cure cured them in a weak. No opiates
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20

Garalous men are commonly conceited and
they will generally be found to be superficial
as well. They who are in a hurry TO tell what
they do know. VIII be equally Inclined. from
The Impulse OF prevailing habit, to tell what
they do not know.
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20

4 good old lady, widow. on being asked
by a friend IL she didn't think her husband
shortened his days by too much hard work,
replied NO; don't think he did. As near
IS ! can remember. every one Of his days was
Just as long as other peoples"
The Savannah tribune. [volume] (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, 1886-11-20

Baby falls and bumps its head,
Baby bawls, they think it's deAd.
Mamma gets st Jacobs Oil,
Rubs the baby, stops turmoil.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Disease claims every season for its
own, and each season has its own dis
ease. There is not Il more prevalent
one or one more fatal than malarial
fever. III many communities il as
sumes a very malignant form, and re-
senbles in its leading characteristic
that Of yellow fever. 1t has been dem.
onstrated by sctual experience in hun
dreds of cases that SWift's Specific is
preventive rs we'll as antidole to mala-
ria and its consequences. Col. E. B.
Cryers of Trenton, La, superintendent
of the Ouachita line of steamers, says:
II have been using Swift's Specific in
my family for the past two years as an
antidOte for malaria, and also as a
blood purifier, with the most satisfac-
tory results. live on the banks of tile
OuachNa river, in what is called the
swamp country. Myself and family
ENJOY as good or even better health
than the average people who live in the
hill country. l am confident that S. S.
s. has banished the malarial poison
from our systems, and consequently
given us good health. use it at inter
walls during the spring and summer,
when the system indicates being
charged with poison, and it invariably
drives it out"
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases
mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8,
Atlanta, Ga. ISL West Twenty-third
Street, New York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
PERSONALS.
PERSONALS.
Geo. d. Dayton is expected home
from the east tonight.

Geo. D. Dayton is expected home
from the east tonight.
Geo. G. OAK, a prominent merchant
of Rigelow, was in town last week.
W. w. Heron returned last Friday
from Avoca, whittier he had been on
professional business.
Mrs. S. s. Hewitt returned Saturday
morning from Minneapolis, where she
had been visiting friends.
Capt. nj. Grinager returned from
Hot Springs, Ark, last Friday, look
ing much improved in health.
Editor Haislet of the Guardian was
IN town last Monday and stepped in
this office long enough to say "How."
Rev. E. r. Lathrop, pastor of the
NJ. E. church a. this place, is in at
tendance at the Mankato district con-
ference now in session at Madelia.
Fred Bloom of Woodstock, Minn.,
former citizen of Worthington. was
in town yesterday grasping the hands
of his old friends.
Tho ADVANCE acknowledges very
pleasant call from II. W. Knapp, SEN
ior editor of the Beaver Greek Graph
ic, on Monday last.
VIM. Peverill started for his home
at Laporte City, Iowa, yesterday. He
intends to return soon, when he ex.
poets to erect fine residence on his
farm south Of Brewster.
John Sykes and family, of Beverly,
ILL.,, who have been in Worthington
the past week, intend to spend the
summer here. Mr.. Sykes owns con-
siderable land in this vicinity.
Mrs. L. Wright and son Preston
will shortly leave for Ohio to spend
the summer with friends. Their
health has not been very good for
some time and they hope a change
will prove beneficial. Their very many
friends in Worthington will join in
wishing them u successful journey
and return in the fall completely re-
stored to health.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

You can't work to much purpose
unless you are we'll. but you can build
up your health and strength with Par.
ker's Tonic. and work will then becom.
easy. 1t sets the lungs. liver and kid
neys in working order, Coughs and
colds vanish before it. Take it in
time. 81 I'm
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

MINNESOTA PATENTS
The following patents were granted
for the week ending March 80, 1856, re-
ported expressly for this paper by Jos.
II. Hunter, Solicitor Of American and
Foreign Patents, 9S6 F Street, WASH
ington, D. c.:
c. Balch, East Minneapolis. device
for setting saws; G p Fuller, Minneap-
Oils, nut lock; II G Hicks, Minneapo-
lis, stock car; P NJ Nelson, Minneapo
lis, dust collector; W G Smith, Mime
apolis. combined tablet and file; Adolph
Westling. Ortonville, plow: 9 W Le-
valley, st. Paul, seeder; l. 7 Nichols,
Claremont, draft equalizer; same, car
coupling.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Senator Crosby, of Luverne, we
hear, is willing to again serve the peo-
pie of this senatorial district in the
upper branch of our state legislature
Personally the Gazette would be
pleased to see Mr.: Crosby returned. as
he has proven himself An able and
hardworkirg legislator, but as things
now look decidedly mixed, it's hard to
tell where the lightning will strike.
The senator should by all means keep
watchful eye on Pipestone county,
Slayton Gazette.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

For the ADVANCED
TO f. c.
When life'S shadows DER me lover.
And my soul in darkness gropes,
Somber fancies seem to cover
Allmy brighter, fairer hopes.
And as fOrlOrn and weary
Sit and muse upon my grief,
All the world is dark and dreary,
And my soul yearns for relief.
Then your form will rise before me.
Like an angel pure and bright;
And AS thoughts Of you come DER me,
All my darkness turns to light.
VERNON
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

A short time ago the ADVANCE pub
lished an article about the mysterious
disappearance of ". q. Alderman,
from AckIey, Hardin county. Iowa.
The following dispatch is supposed to
furnish the sequel:
New YORK, April 2.-William p.
Alderman Of Hardin county, Iowa,
attempted suicide at the Grand Union
hotel this morning. 1t is thought he
cannot recover. as he took what is
usually fatal dose of laudanum.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
NOTICE.

NO1lCN.
Stoddard Post No. 81 will hold me-
mortal service in homer of our late COM
rade A. J. Torrance. on Saturday,
April II. at G.. A. r. hall. All are in
vited. BY order of the post.
J. A. Town, Commander.
T.. d. PLOTTs, Adjutant.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Gen. and Mrs. Sheridan have re-
turned to Washington from Fortress
Monroe, the latter much improved in
health.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08


BY the courtesy of Prof. l.. Wright,
principal of the Wortbington school.
the ADVANCE is enabled to give the
result of the state examination of
the high school department recently
held. To give our readers an under
standing of the matter. it may be well
to state that the high school depart
ment Of the Worthington school is a
part of the high school system of the
state, and receives portion of the
public funds devoted to the support Of
that system. Pupils are required to
undergo an examination, which il uni.
form throughout the state. This con-
sists Of series of questions prescribed
by state board, which pupils are re-
quired to answer in writing. OF these
answers the principal selects such as lie
thinks are likely to pass and forwards
them to the state board for final exam
ination. The following pupils have
successfully passed this last ordeal in
tho several Lranches manfinned.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
Try it; buy it. Duke Soap.

The Minneapolis Tribune has now
achieved the very creditable circulation
Of II, 500 daily. Price SIS per annum.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Everybody knows the virtues of Wild
Cherry and Tar as a relief and cure for
any affections of the Throat and Lungs,
combined with tlese two ingredients
are few simple healing remedies in
the composition of DR.. Bosanko's
Cough and Lung Syrup, making it just
the article you should always have in
the house, for Coughs, Cold, Group and
Bronchitis. Price SO cents and $1.O0.
Samples free. Sold by DR.. r. D. Bar
ber.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
MASONIC.
MOBILES COUNTY OFFICERS.

AUDrrOR-F. 8. Mills.
TREAsURER-Wm. Wigham.
REGISTER OF DEEDS-B. r. johnson.
JUDGE or PROBArE-I. p. Durfee.
CLERK or COUKr-L. B. Bennett.
SHERIFP-R. X. Miller.
COURT COMMIss1ONER-I.P r. Durfee.
COUNTY ATTORSET-L. NJ. Longe.
COUNTY SURvEYOR-W. A. Peterson.
CORONER-Dr. l.. W. Warren.
COUNTY SCPERlNrENDENr-A. Campbell.
COMMISSIONERS.
First District-P. Blaine, of Herscy.
Second Dtstrict-Emil Graf. OF Willmont.
THIRD District-James GOWN. Of Adrian.
Fbnrth District-Wm. Parry, of Little Rock.
nth District-D. Shell W orthngton, Chm.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

| THU NATIONAL TRIBUNE
Any person desiring to subscribe for
this famous paper can do so by calling
on L. 3. BENNETT.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Some one has figured out that life is
like harness because it contains
traces" of care, Zines" of trouble,
''bits" of good fortune, "breeches'' of
good manners and "bridled'' tongues,
and every one has a tug" to pull
through a severe cold unless they take
Chamberlain Cough Remedy. Buy a
bottle Of c. w. Smith before you get
strapped.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

You all know G. W. Smith, the Wor-
Ellington druggist. He sells and rec.
ommends Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy. The best made for coughs, colds,
Group or sore throat.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
MOST EXCELLENT.

J. J. Atkins. chief Of police, Knox
vile, Tenn, writes: my family and I
are benefciaries of your most excellent
medicine, Dr.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption; having found it to be
all that you claim for it, desire to tes-
tify to its virtue. My friends to whom
1 have recommended 1t, praise it at
every opportunity" DR.. Kings New
Di> covery for consumption is guaran-
teed to cure coughs, colds, bronchitis,
asthma, Group and every affection of
throat, chest and lungs. Trial bottles
free at e. w. Smith 8 drugstore. Large
size, 81. 3
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Don't buy gasoline stove until you
have seen the New Davis, sold by
Hewitt
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

FOR SALE
a frstclass No. 8 cook stove, good as
new-bfen in use only three months.
Also two nice young cows. Inquire at
this office 312w
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
MINNESOTA PATENTS

Duke Soap is the only clean and pure
washing material manufactured.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

1t seems to us THAT there are less per-
sous afflicted with rheumatism, since
our druggists sell Salvation Oil. Price
Is cents bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Gen. Colquitt is lecturing in Ohio on
the ''Battle of Atlanta'-that is the
b title for temperance.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Postmaster General Villas dresses
generally in black, but has a lingering
fondness for olive green.
How many bald heads you see.
Work, worry, disease, dissipation.
These do it. Parker's Hair Balsam
stops falling hair and restores gloss
and youthful color. Exceptionally
clean, elegant. a perfect dressing, not
greasy. Prevents dandruff. 32-1m
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
BOO x 81
OF THE
American S. S. Union.

1912 Chestnut Street, $50 Madison Street,
Philadelphia. Chicago.
No books are published by he American SIM
day School Union without the sanction Of the
COMMITTEE OF Publication, consisting Of four
teen members, from the following denomina-
ii ms Of Christi,Ms, viz. Baptist, Methodist
"C"ngregational Episcopal, Presbyterian. I-u-
rihevtm and Reformed Dutch. Not more than
.taret of the members can be of the same demon
iim:ltOn, and no book can be published to which
amy member of the Committee shall object.
ORGANIZATION.
rhc American SUNDAY, schoo Union was q;
."f May. lS:,4, and was incorporated in 1s45.
The affairs and funds Of the Society are under
1.-THE direc: ion Of 4 Board. consisting VI a PreSi
dent, Vice Presidents, Corresponding and Re
>c0Tdtng Secretaries, a Treasurer, and thir ,y-sx
Managers. twenty .fomr Of whom must reside in
the city Of Philadelphia or its vicinity. Twelve
managers are elected annually by ballot. to sup.
ply the places which then become vacant.
The Act Of incorporation REQUIRES the officers
and managers of the 8 ,ciety to he laymen.
ID. C. HOLMES. Missionary,
Ally WOrthingtOn, Mobiles Co., Minnesota
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

No dead horses or dogs used in max.
ing Duke Soap, the only clean and pure
soap manufactured.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

ATTENTION, FARMERS ALLIANCE!
There will be a meeting of Farmers
Alliance No. 10, 1T 7 p. NJ, April II,
1886, at the school house in district No.
II, near Mr.. Boddy's. All farmers are
invited to attend. If they wish to have
voice in the selection of our state and
national law. makers that are to be
elected next fall, it would be we'll to
consult together before the primary
meetings are held. The farmers should
organize, and secure legislation that
would give them an equal chance with
other occupations. If they would all
pull together they might secure the
taxation of all railroad lands.
J. H. MAXWELL, Prest.
NJ. o. EGGLEsToN, Treas.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
HlNDERCORNS

TAl1k esrest. quickest and best cure for Corns
tS@sro*A ssopsai1 pain. Givesnotroubie. makes tho
feSkTNrWtahse. HindercoT cures when everything
- :eHr ~ pTaGRiss lie, ulscox&Co., n. Y
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Senator Warner Miller is over six
feet tall, and has a face that shows
signs of good living.
BLANKs.-Chattel Mortgage and
:hattel Mortgage Sale Blanks for sale
at this office in any quantity.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

DIXIE Soap is healing to the skin, and
will not injure the finest fabric,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
Sam Jones is sick since he gave up
tobacco, but he says he will stick.

Itch, Prairie Mango, and Scratches
cured in 80 minutes 10y WoOlford's
Sanitary Lotion. This never fails. Sold
by z. W. Smith, Druggist, Worthing-
ton. MINI. 37-lv
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

FOR SALE.
All my household goods, cupboard,
tables, chairs, stoves, bedsteaas, dish
es, revolving churn, grindstone, Wood
mower, one good 2 year old mare. All
very cheap for part time. Must he
sold this week. DAVID SMITH.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

The late Vice President Hendricks
cheerful countenance is to grace the
new $40 silver certificates.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

A good cook wanted; good wages to
right person. Inquire at this office.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Many Michigan schools will celebrate
April q, the anniversary of Grants
birth.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
Baby Buggies at Thayer's.

Buy the Western Diamond cook
stove. 1t is the best in the market.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Wooden ware at bottom prices at
I1ewitt's.
A good mare, pair of yearling
colts, sow and pigs and corn III the
ear for sale by Dr. Clippenger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08
CONQUERED AT LAST.

Everybody Come. Bring Your CASH and BUY CHEAP
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

ELEMENTARY ALGEBRA.
Thomas II. PrideauX.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-08

Hewitt sells shelf hardware as cheap
as the next one.
Call on II. II. Anderson & co. for
Duke Soap.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-02-04
The Cold Waves WhOOp e..
Chicago Journal.


Who0p!
I'm here!
I'm terror form Terrortown!
Now you hear mel
I'm roaring lion!
I'm a whole menagerie!
I measure several townships around
the waistl
And when I howl I'm heard in sew
eral states
Whoop!
I'na an American institution
Europe doesn't know me!
And would be scared of me if it
did.
For I'm a hustler!
Whoop!
When Uncle Sans hired man
Hears Pm coming,
He gets up IN the night
And warns the people to look out
for me,
And flee to the wilderness.
Or I'll tear out their lungs!
Whoop!
Pneumonia is my side partner,
Consumption is my hired man,
And cold-in-the-head is my hostler
I'm the boss!
I'm the American cold wave!
WhOop!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-02-04
MORSELS OF GASTRONOMY.
New York Mail and Express

Dressed celery is declared by MANY
to be the best salad to devour with
game.
Waffles have been revived in all
their glory since the sleighing carni-
val began.
New forms in ice cream show that
the caterers nave still some little in
genuity left.
Difraeli used to say that no ban
quet is complete without 8 fiIet of
beef and mushrooms.
Something new IN the line of a pad
ding is Blado of every variety of
crushed nuts.
It is still tie complaint that good
deal of modern chicken" salad is
made of veal.
Cheese and lettuce hearts now con-
stltute course at some fashionable
dinner parties.
Now is the time and exactly the
hour for a non economical host to
give dinner.
One of the denominations of the no
tel dinner is the trash represented to
be Roman punch"
Tob0ggan refreshments are fried
oysters, sa ndwiches and the hottest
of coffee,
Turkey Juror departing with the
holidays, that festive bird is now con-
siderably cheaper.
Philadelphians rarely give party
without terrapin and canvas-back
duck slices"
President Cleveland's estate din
ners" are served in eight courses,
with six varieties of wines.
New Workers now have the luxury
Of fresh salmon from Oregon In this,
the mid-Winter season.
Ladies who conform to the present
fashion of tight lacing do not dare TO
have "a good appetite"
Pigs feet masquerade as stewed ter
rayin at parties where all the guests
are not ''real epicures."
They have the groom's cake as well
as the brides at some of the wedding
receptions of the day.
a little volume has appeared show
ing how many ways the banana can
be cooked and served on the table.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-02-04

its composition, of better adoption. In
respect of temperature, to the needs
OF various climates and the changes
of seasons than any other dress ma
terial. Moreover, it exhibits a special
faculty for absorbing and distributing
moisture. 1t is this property especial
~ which renders it the natural next
covering of the constantly perspiring
skin. Ii one be engaged, for example,
IN active exercise of limb, a linen
fabric will absorb what products of
transudation it can till it is wet, but
Will leave much moisture upon the
clammy surface; whereas flannel.
from It's more spongv nature, will rest
upon a skin which it has n early
dried, and be but damp itself. 1t is
obvious, then, that in the event of sn
AFTER chill, and this occurs in summer
as IN winter, the body is, in the latter
case. most favorably disposed to resist
1t. Flannel is not less Clearly than
linen, though it may appear less
white, and if the wearer bathe daily.
1t is surprising how long it will retain
It's purity. The skin irritation to
which it sometimes gives rise is usual
~ associated with coarseness of quail
its or freshness of manufacture and is.
with nearly all who have experienced
1t, a merely transient condition.
Women, as well as men, we re peat,
but above all children and the aged.
who are alike particularly apt to take
cold, should certainly adopt wooden
material for their customary under
garment. 1t is easily possible to adjust
the texture to the season, so that it
shall be warm enough IN winter and
not too warm in summer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-02-04
A Very Heavy Child.
Buffalo Express .

John Hout, who resides near Eli
cottville, has probably the greatest
prodigy IN the shape Of a child ever
seen anywhere in this section. The
child in question is q boy, whose third
birthday occurred Wednesday. at
which time he weighed los pounds in
his shirt sleeves and stockings. He
is only four feet tall. His limbs and
feet resemble those of an elephant in
shape and size more than those of a
human being, and his entire body is
correspondingly large. He is healthy
and robust, never having been sick
day IN his life, and there seems to be
no disease to account for his prodlg-
ious size. Both of his parents are OF
small stature, neither OF them weigh
ing to exceed 135 pounds.