The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-05-08
scott,s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver

SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver
Oil with HypophosphiteS. IS geTg I'1so-
table and increases flesh. Dr. L. IL. CLEMENT'
Brighton HIS says: "Scotts Emulsion IS very
palatable, easily asslmilated and gives strength
and flesh to the patient"
A patent medicine advertisement says .In i,
human body is much ike good clock" rms IS
a rather unfortunate comparison. Four loI OF
p porons Master to its internal machinery and it
will quickly stop running. Ergo, II man Is SIM
iIarly constructed-but draw your own lnferehces.
Twas confined to my bed with rheumatism, and
was almost helpless. To satisfy my friend tried
Atblophoros. used three bottles ard was en-
tirely cured the pain and the swelling disappear
ing. Jennie Praeger Congress ay. and Commerce
st., New Haven, CT
A Cincinnati clother was brought into court inc
other day by a customer who claimed TO nave
been swindied in the purchase OF suit OF clothes,
and the defendant was asked;
"Did you warrant this sult?
EXACTLY, sir"
Gut you see how they faded in one week?'
aTben Won admit that you swindled him?"
mo sir; L admit dot believed ne WAS rom m
Chicago, and wouldn't neffer come DacK mere 10
make me troubles.
CrREFoR CRoUP-Use DR.. Thomas's Electric
OIL according to directions. 1t is the best remedy
for all sudden attacks of colds, pain and lntlam-
nation, and for Injuries.
An elegantly dressed lady, followed BY ser.
want in livery bearing cage In whleh lilere vas
green parrot entered the establishment ol d
New York bird dealer
Il bought this bird Of you six months ago, and
he hasn't spoken word yet when Dou ,nrd mn h
you told me that ne would repeat every "oio Ae
heard" said the lady Indignantly. d
''Wel say 50 still He VIII repeat every W en1
he is deaf as a post He can't hear single word
You forgot to ask ii he could hear and iorg9t 70
mention it, My motto IS Honesty Is the pes'
policy Morning, lna'am
scrofulous Lumors are most troublesome IN
spring. Nothing gives so sure relief as Fegetlhe'
On the Wedding Journey: 4,,aro
HeE'My dear, are you comfortable over there
in the corner?"
He-"You are quite sure you are not coldY'
She--''Not at an"
He-"No draught from the WHOM
She-"None, thanks" t4, ,, ,
He-"Well, then, will change seats with YOU
Those unhappy persons who suffer from nef
yousness ana dyspepsia should use Carriers Little
Nerve Pills. which are made expressly for sleep
less. nervous dyspeptic sufferers Price 20 CENTS
all druggists.
In a VILLAGE not 80 miles from Boston two old
ladies' lived rs near neghbors for many. years,
one OF them at last being, removed by deasa 4 ta
few DAYS after the funeral casual Vl5ltor az tne
house Of the survivor made the remark that Mrs.
Blank had always been very regular III ner at-
tendance at church, and asked II She had peeil !"
professor Of religion. ,,,o5,,
.1Well, no. don't think she was" the OLD LADY
replied: but she prdctjsed it all her llfe."
Carriers Little Liver Pills will positively cure
sick headache and prevent its return This IS
not talk, but truth. One pill dose. To be had
of all Druggists. See advertisement.
A man in the coal region put a little dynamite
in the cook stove to remove clinkerS. IL also re-
moved three chairs, one table, the family cat, a
24.hour clock four dollars worth of Dishes and
fhe stove. The fact that the man was likewise
removed in something of hurry, will be apt to
prevent his mode Of removing clinkers from be-