The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1886-12-01
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Those symphonies in black
Brave in their siIicn Sliccn.
The graceful sable hose,
With crc;lsclcsS fit and docking:
They're doomed, alas aiacl
The Tying skirt wccn
No longer will disclose.
The dainty black silk stocking.
Uncivil service is the kind We get FROM
the majority Of servant girls.
Il silence be golden, dumb people ol.;il.
to grow rich.
4 man is called a confirmed liar When
nothing that he says is confirmed.
Perhaps you never knew that corn>jaiii
They can car, though.
The clock makes no progress in It's cc;ls.
less march. Ii simply marks tine.
Swine are not treated fairly. They are
hung first and tried afterwards
New York has a genuine Eas; InGian
Buddhist. who talks sublime nonsense.
Motto that Russia would fain wright
across the map OF Europe-'Bcar ard fer
bear"
A Columbia girl who is great talkcr.
says it is better to bc engaged in converse
ton than not at AL
An exchange asks: ''Wiil the coming
woman work" That will dcpcn,i upca
how lazy her husband is.
Why is The author the uuccrcst c; aiii
mails? Because his tale comes out OF lis
head
A fool and his gun arc soon parted es
pccially when the former blows down ;llc
muzzlc of the latter to sec If it is loaded
The Roman Empire declined end fell
In this respect it differs from I nlan II
he declines he won't fall;
The modern politicians creed is sail, IL
one who knows the tribe, to be without
memory and without heart.
If any body thinks colds a:e not prcva-
lent let him so to crowded church and
listen to the catarrhal chorus
After much research and investigation
we are convinced that boarding house
chickens arc Matched from narCl -boi,c,i
eggs.
A thoroughbred Boston eirl never calls
it 4 crazy quilt She always speaks Of
that insane article as "a non compos mcn:is
covering
! Neither 4 borrower nor Il lender be.
For loan oft loses both itself and friend:
And borrowing dul!s the edge OF husband
ry."
The Macon Telegraph says that Oscar
Wilde is letting his hair grow. We don It
know how the poor fellow can help il, sec
ing he isn't baldheadcd.
The inherent and unconscious conScrv.2-
tism there is in almost all classes OF or
| people is very much greater than the pcsSi-
mists and closet philosophers imagine.
Physician-You are to take this mixture
after meals. Poor paticnt-But its very
seldom that | get 4 meal, doctor. Phys
| cian-In that case, take it before meals.
II is said Ingcrsoll will help the anarcn.
lists. How will he do it? Not with his
voice. That was ruined in defending Star
route thieves and assailiDg Christianity.
Another Frcnchman recently undertook,
10 whip Paris editor The editorial scis-
sors and paste pot arc performing their
usual duties, while the doctor is taking care
OF the other fellow.
Mr.. George has been dubbed a little daisy
by his enthusiastic friends lie will re-
| member the flowers Of the field are sym
bolical of the shortncss of human great
ness.
Wifc-"I guess will get Your fail over.
coat and see if its ali right. Is it hanging
up?" Husband-''Yes it's hanging up
but il amt all RIGHT. for | have lost tic
ticket
\ Virginia farmer who offered 4 c;ca,!
robin for sale in Washington WAS arrested
Served him right. But if it be L crime 10
kill cock robin, are nc! the women WHO
wear his wings upon their bouacts acccs-
sorics after the fact?
Il man in New Jersey las been chokc.!
TO death by Il celluloid collar. \ ccli;!Iod
corset recently effected the death CT i
woman in New York city. Those WHO
wear this combination of gun cotton ard
camphor do it at their own peril