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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-04
Mary land steamboat Ia.
WINTER SCHEDULE.
STEAMER 49, 5. ]. PENTz,

Will leave Baltimore from Pier 4,
light Street, foot of Camden ST., every
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, at s
a. M, for Annapolis and West River
extending her trip on Wednesday TO
Rhode river Returning will leave on the
DAYS named-Wost River at II clock
noon, Annapolis at 2.30 p.m., AID Rhode
River at Il a. M, ON the days named, ar
irving ia Baltimore at $50 o. M.
Freight taken at low rates and care.
fully handled.
HOWARD B. ENSIGN, President
Office. IS Light St., Baltimore.
w. r LEvELy. Agent at Annapolis.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-04

a HOUSE and Lot On Horn Palnt
fronting On Chester svenue and running
down 10 Back 'reek. Four rooms SUM-
naer kitchen, and necessary ont houses.
AMY to MARrox LETKRxEAUxs
din. Csnpfsnlss street
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
SHERIFFS SALE.

BY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED cui of th- District Court of the First iu"i- 71lcia District in and for the County u Co, EiSe. territory oi Ariz rIa, to me dnect- ed and deliver cd uu judg nrnl rendered n raid Court on the l6ih day Of February, SS6, in favor of D A. Miller cl ind agaius T. J. Bates. wherein am commanded to make the sum of $lU5 05' dama'-cs with in- Jerest tEcrrun from dale o judgment aC the rate ui - pc: c.tst. ucr aunun until i'ai |: together witn 5rG CU costs and ac,rIing costs.
 "a have this day levied uron the following described pIoT "rty, to Wlt.
 An undiviJieu onr-siXth interest in the Pioneer ana Calumet mining claims, ,itd- atcd m Ca folula mining dIst ict, County ui COchise, Terrlt"Iy "f A'lzuua. H Pub ic notice iS hcIehy given that on Friday, tuc day Cf Aprii, IoSG, between thc hours of 9 q. ril. and 1 ? m. iu front Cal the Sheriff, utfi' e, im lhr Guy of Tombstone Cuchl-c COunly, ArIZUua territory, ' wliI sei all The rghI, tlIlc and inieres ui Lhe sad T.. J. Bate, in anl 10 e above Gescrihe, ,,rui erJy at Public AuctI0r, 10 line highest and best bidder, for cash, laW frJl muilc} Ul the United S.atrs, .u 51lis!y ~#ii cXrvU.inU aud al custs. Dascd tuis tue l2Jn Cay Ui .lIarch, loS6.
 B E s. HATCH,
 Sheriff.
 By C. D REPPY.
 Under Surf.f.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
ANN0GNG;zlJEENE.

MERCANTILE LAW AND COLLECTION
 OFFICE, IougLnut street, hrtw cen Fourth and Fifth,
 Tombstone, AriAunu. CHAELES C. JOHNS ON,
 Attorney -at-Iaw and Notary PufIic J. L. PALMER, Accountant
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
StiLG I0ather.

hirs Frankie Stamp has se@gre1 tEle pest location on the main street of Bis9ee and has opened frst-class boarding house a-d r"sta',rant there in, whe,s ,he le>i4ents of bj,hc- ard visitors to the great copper camp, will n 22iye the finest tAa; tac .aarkct af- ic ds I-Iiif
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

Mir. JOHNSON will practrca m all thc Courts oi the Territory, Ill both Ciiil and Criminal chsss.
 Mir. PALMER will devote his attention ns expert in BookkeeInr-, also to BOOK KEEPING, SEARCHING ol RECORDS COPYING. AkS RAG NC, CONVEYANC- ING, ana aF other business cunucctrd the~5. with. Tor the convenience 0f i,Usincss uSu and others having PAST DUE and cthrr claims for Adjustment and Collection, ti,ls office offers unparaile ed advantages. Mr. PALMER wIll keep, for the benefit of huldrrs of reul ate, u Special Erol; for the entry of Houses an' Lauds C.- SEie or to Rent DEEDS, NOR1GAGaS and LEASES -,iiI ar ;ar, fully drawn and RENTS COLLECTED, ard, AB both branche, of t1is office needs Nour patronage, Il is certainly taken il ronjmrt'un wl'h theii long experience in tle above business Gpecialt;esJ, a slltiicirnl guarantee Of DroElptEcss and 5ronomy. Mr. PAbNE& H'lli also trarsaci, Ra agent iIj Tom bs.ane, business Of any paturr for per sons living abroad, guaranteeing theIn
 n: :tlrtl suG GisI IGt !
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22


 as JOSS Oi memory, ZaSsIiuue, Nu'tuInaI ci'l' siuns, aversnIis tn sovicly, dlllness "l N'H- .siun, noise> in the head, tue NIial huid pass Ing unubscrvrd through the lrinc, ana many lother diseases that lead 10 insanity alIu ueaiu' Dr. Aiinte who is rr%dlor grauuaLvo y,hySiciau, wIll agre' tu forfeit live iundfsu dollars for case of this kind that the Nitm 'Rc>taralive Omdcr hi- sprcia dcylse al'o treaimclit) will not cure, or Tor anything lln- -ure or injurious found m it. IIr. hi"tIe treats all diseases successfully wilhudl mcr- 4cvry. Consultation free IhrrouSh exam sinLIiun and aL5, zee, in -lud. 1g analyslr "i Ilrine, So Price of Nuui Rc6tnrauVl sl.0O a gbottle, or four times the quanlily Jor 90; .n, tu any address upon rec ipt oi price, ur z. Q. D. secure from uhSc"Fatlun and m pil vase na.ce, fl desIred, by A. E. TN lE, A- pr. No I2 KeuriIV etree', San FruncIsco, Gal
 Dr. Miutcs Kidney Remedy, NEPHRETI- GUM curse all kinds of kidney and biadde' complaints, gCunnrrhPa, iecucorrnud, gleet. For sale ty a.l druggists; Sl bottle, six bottles 5.
 Dr. Mnlic's Dqndelion Pills and the bes1 hdchcapest dyspepsia aid bilious cure in
 Acmarb5t. For s'le by al druggists.
 Sample Bottle Free,
 lIbe sent Co any on, apnlyins by letter ftstin.- sym gtoms, sex and age. strict sc- .recy n regard to all tus.r.ass traGs2rt.y-.5
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

Incorporated in lo65 for S5 years by the Legislature for Educational and Charitable Iu,pn>c>-with a capital uf S1U0O,Op0-t1 wrich reserve fund Of over $550,Un0 has si.cr been added.
 B. an ovcrwhelmin" uopu'ar vote its franchise WnS mrde part cf the present Srata Constitution adopted December %d. 4. D., 1879.
 1Le only Lottery ever voted on end en- dorscd hy the people uf any State
 IL ucv''r scales or pos.punea,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

E. EE. OsGEEES EsY. H'res. LOtlisi- sLH;L NLsIOR:sI Bank. .g. yS. E4gEREg ETH. Pres. State National Blank. A. BALDWIN. RSreS. New OT.- leunS NsaTfOuaE EsRAEk
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
Noe.oo Of Gaerll.'s sale.

FEY VIRTUE CT N EXECJ TON IS suua ul.- ul sL@ ,.i~tritC our. .. t-c L..s. luu rial .sirlct of ihr Ielr.-oI1 ui Ar'Z"',.. .r and for lie Couuty ut Cncui=e, tcei' c the st oc Apr.j, lSc6, .un a ir3@meut entered tu-rc,u on the 2tlh day ui De, emhcr, 1885, n u lrlsuu acton wherein A. ( Smith as !.iaulitt recovered Judgment against J. Clark, J. J. Anderson and J D. Fou-e fer .he sum of $II30. and tD u.e directed and delivered.
 , l have levied upon ali the right, title and interest ui Inc said deft ndauts in aud |" the tWn- -Ur" mine and mlniug claim, sijuat- in Iumn5tune mInug district, CUChisc count, Ar,z la, and uuund' ( oh ihe s"ulE- west hy tue "GuUd Fnou"A" mine, on ttu northwest by thc Eiclu" mInr anu tue .''G lded Bdgr" mine, aud knowl as mineral survey lot No. 53, lu%l Ih,r will all lhc sur face ground thereof and al the improve nent> thereon.
 PuDhc no'jre Is hereby given that on the n-< day of April, lSSG, a1 one O'c eek D. in. of thai day in front cf the vUult LuHsc 0i said county of Cncili~e q Tom 0>tOhe, ] will Gcil al the right, title and iu crest ut the sud abuvr-numcd defendants lu and 10 the above descrIltd properly at pubIi' action .oI cash tr tue highest and 5r,t bidder 10 saIisty said cX, cuIIou, inj.IeSJ aud all costs.
 t. 5. HAlCE, ; -eiiil.
 By c. D RElPY, Under Sheriff.
 Tombstone, April 1, lo-j.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
For Sale, ,orT0L8t
 R2gsS RO2Csc.

The aOove named and well known prop erty is for Sale or Ee;,aS i2 l1ust 3aYorab blc tefmS. Or TiIl Oc gleG by the month to d responsible larty. Ogn@ 10 lis savorab ole luralion al inc corner of Tough EI and Fi th streer, II o:ir-a unU1ual ad- vpElag+s aB Boarding 5 Blouse for Miners. T'Ge E2sEg:s GEoZZ5C has Ii- was received large patronage from the travelling 1Ealic and cit!zrHs. 10 parties who desire tp engage in the Lzozo9 EiB taurant aGd L"Gc!ng House Dusin.s>, ny Hri- ter opportunity has ever been offered. Fo- furthcr particulars cnoL!.e at the eyOrcor
 d. SADL1a --.-y
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
SIMMONS

IN TIE JUSTICES COURT, PPECINCT No. 1, in thc cutlniy of c. chjsc, Territory of Ariz, na. bcrOie John C. Euston, Justice of the Pe3rr; deInanG 80
 Mary Tack, Plaintiff,
 Ts.
 c. <. Brnham, Drftant
 The Territory of Arizona sends greeting |" (. $. RENHAM. Ca nun-rc, idrnt C.! the TrrT.tur,) DefrndaUt
 You are hrreby summoned and required tn api ear before me at my oflicy. in Tomb stone, county of C"c!,isr, un tte I5.h day of &pill. A D., 1SS8 ot 10 o'rlock A. NJ to an#wrr the complaint ol the above banned rlniEiih; #ho d' mund~ of ycu That you are Indrbird 10 :!cr m lLG sum of uin~t, lS9Uj dollars, utl a special cuntr.ct fJr the board and lodging Ot James H'rwoud for srxtv days in !hr summer of 1885. is shown hr the complaint nuw on Giv N my office Ana li you ia!l to arprar and answc. aid crm- pl"ia' as herein required. [ l,lsimritT will take Jud"me:,J against you aS demanded aI.d for ;he rt'stS Uf r is sui'
 t.iyom uG..gr ,ly band this 1I,I day cf fcOluAfl, A. D., l3S6
 JOHN ( E6STO%,
 justice oi the Peace
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
Meeting Notice.

Burnside Post co. $, Dept. Cal, C. 4. F.; re5-!a: meetings 1s, and Srd Sa,- nr!Hvs :a 'HCi m>n:h, at ,hr (i.y H.. -' : ;33 2. n:. .GEU. I HsrI.
 Adiuracr 4. l CI,W t,nnf.rs.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

We. fh, undersigned Banks end Bankers, will uav all Przcs rawn in ihe Louisiana State LotIeri which may be presvrled at our counters.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
. Grmnd AiucIc

HsS Grand Single NsarnE1eH. EsraVYinGr wIli take l.lacr m"nihl,, and line EEXsrssOraii i59u--y Drawings rr.ula.ly every th:rr m"r'h>, jus cad of srni arnuaiiy as heretofore, i,e2j aiup March, lSS6
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

Buy 9 package c: "--elorlc -aa,5 anI receive ? handsome present at | ?. Mansfield. I--G::
 Goods ara boing sod cAaancr nj .:uinmcrfclls stptc 5han ever bcf,rc i: .it~
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
s@r CAP TAI PRIZE, s75, 900 R Tickets only s5. shares in propor- ''- .' .'. Ii3n.
Louisiana State Lottery Company,

'Wr do rc.ehy r,tuTy hat i've supervise ,'r ""rar-,mrn's or all te MonDry and Guar rr'y U'-wi.-s aj Tr. l. Js' l:u5 #,. .uty 2 ,ar.anr. anal il, u..r,,u uiau- -r H". r'p.',i t"t D.lwiu-- C. 'us"lvs
 '0 ht. | y .nlu" aIo CuI,iUclttr WiI!; e eff. ''i'u. S. n in "-ud fti'h ,ow.rt Fl
 a trS and "au;L,r:Yr tHr C,'tiuany 60 .sr lis cert Gcnrr. with fac sinil 5 e cur signatures .,uachHG is It's advertisement, '
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22

4 sPEEYTED OppGFfTEENE- 'E'N 'ED EeEN A k'dAsc'A'E,SFI. >EVENTH GRAND DRAWING. LASS Ca. IN THE ,CADEhY OF MUSIC, NEN URLEANS. TUESDAY. -EIiy &3, Eaa6 --A2stH Monthly Drawing.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-22
2 he Great English Remedy

It Is G never tIl-lhS cure. ig. nervous de bilitY, eXnnu.slr. Vi taliIy, seminal weak ueSs, 5 erIralOrfhan, ,Ost mdrh"Od, lmpU- jcrey paralysis, and all Ibt LrrrIlile . lects of seli abuse. youth fuliies and c. Ccsses ID mature NedrS-EuCh
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23

The resolution introduced into the
| Senate yesterday by Senator Hoar, and
adopted, requiring the Committee on
| ComiheresS % report in connection with
the river aud harbOr bill such facts as
msy3Rs ne oessaTy 10 show the importance
or each Improvement Tor which an appro.
pTiation is made, and the amount already
spent upon it, together with the estimated
asnoN Mt required to complete it, ia good
one. Those who always oppose the river
and barber bill excite public sentiment
against IL by stating that it contains ap-
preparations for streams that are not
navigable, and can never be rendered 30,
and that the public money voted to inl-
prove item is thrown away.
The friends OF the bill are often unable
to give an emphatic denial of statements
of this sort, because they are not familiar
with all of its items, and also because
appropriations sometimes get into il
which ought not to be there. Although
there are very few Of these appropriations,
they are sufficient to enable the enemies
of the bill to make a strong tight
against it.
If full statement of the Importance
and character Of each improvement for
which the bill contains an appropriation
accompanies the bill, each Congressman
can see at a glance whether or not the
charge that there are appropriations for
rivers and harbors which are OF 20 benefit
to com merce, and to improve which would
only be a waste of public money, is well
founded.
A great deal Of the opposition to the
river and harbor bill is not sincere, and
is traceable to desire to make pollt
capital out OF it. Some Congressman
who have nothing at stake in the bill
seek to make it the means of getting
themselves noticed in the newspapers.
Others are honest in their opposition to
it, but are so ignorant of what it really
contains that they believe what they say
when they c1arge that it provides for i'm
proving duck ponds and bitches. They
have neither the time nor the inclination
to investigate tor themselves each one of
its many items to discover which, If any,
lack merit. They accept the assertions
of others about the bill, and join in the
hue and cry against it with the hope, If
not the belief, that they are doing the
public a service. The resolution will
close the mouths of Che demagogues and
of the sincere but ignorant opponents of
the bill.
1t will have another effect. 1t will
make the committee very careful about
putting items into the bill which they
cannot defend, and if items of that kind
get into it, it will he possible to discover
them at once, and they can be stricken
out without in the least jeopardizing the
bill.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23
In a Dilemma.

The President has determined to give
the Republican Senators another chance
to pass upon the nomination of Coored
Democrat, Matthews, who now fills the
| office of Recorder OF Deeds for the District
OF Columbia. AS far as the public knows
there is no question about Matthew'S
ability to discharge the duties OF mis- Of
fee. The testimony of those LAWYERS OF
the District, who nave occasion to visit
his office, is that he discharges his duties
satisfactorily.
The report is that the first nomination
of Matthews was rejected because the
Republican Senators could not under
stand how colored man could possibly
become Democrat. They thought be-
cause he was not Republican he must
be worthless sort of a fellow, and they,
out giving it much consideration except
from one standpoint-that OF politics.
They argued, it is said, that if a colored
man were permitted to hold an important
office under Democratic administration
it would not be long before the colored
voters all over the country would make a
''break" for the Democratic party. To
prevent such e disaster-a disaster that
would remove all doubt about the cleo
ton OF q Democratic President in 1855
they concluded under the advice of Sena-
tor ingalls, to "crush Matthews"
They did their best to ''crush him." but
he has come to the front again, and it re-
mains to be seen what course they will
now take. If they refuse to confirm MIN
without a sufficient reason the colored
voters Will need no better evidence that
the Republican party has no use for the
negro when they cannot use him. When
they get that idea fully into their heads
their attachment to the Republican party
will grow weaker with wonderful
rapidly. II Matthews is confirmed
they will have convincing proof
that the Offices are open to them under
Democratic rule, and they will begin to
change their allegiance with the hope OF
profting by the change. From this state.
ment OF the situation it appears that the
Republican Senators are in something of
a dilemma.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23
Threatened War in Eurone.

The impression is growing stronger
great war. The army bill now pending in
the German Reichstag indicates that Ger
many regards the situation as extremely
threatening. 1t is hardly probable tnat
the German government would Insist
upon increasing the already burdensome
taxes of the German people without ex-
cellent reasons.
The increasing of crimes, the building
of navies, and the perIectlng of the va
rious instruments of war justifes the
conclusion that if war is begun it will
not last long, although it may be very
disastrous to those engaged in it.
1t is not clear whether Germany appre-
bends trouble from France or Russia. and
it Is not certain that Germany will be
one of the first nations involved. 1t is
not probable, however, that she cap avoid
participation in any conflict that may be
begun.
There is no doubt a strong feeling In
France against Germany, and 1t would
not require much TO excite this feeling to
such point that nothing less than war
would be acceptable, but among the
French leaders the sentiment doubtless
is that the time has not yet come to at
tempt to recover the territory wrested
from France in the last war. French
craftsmanship and diplomacy, therefore,
may be expected to be marked by great
prudence, at least for the present.
England is hardly in a condition to in
vite war, though it is probable that she
would make no great sacrifices to avoid
it. If a war is begun, and it becomes
necessary for her to take part IN it to pro-
tect her possessions, there is no reason to
doubt that she will hesitate with regard
to her course. just at present, however,
Ireland is giving her all the trouble she
wants.
The European situation is being
watched with eager interest in all parts
of the civilized world, aud the announce
ment at any time that the war cloud has
burst will create no great amount of sur
prise.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23
Calculated to Annoy once Seekers.
F.. m the PtttS6UrO DiSDdtch.


Attorney General Cassidy at one time
was annoyed very much by people soliciting
his influence in securing favors at the State
capitol. His patience was tried beyond
further endurance one morning, and he re-
solved to resort to piece of strategy that
would possibly suppress the people who
troubled him. man soon atterward en-
tered his Office, and, introducing himself,
said:
''Mr. Cassidy. believe that if l can secure
the favor of you influence
what favOr?" interrupted Mr.. Cassidy
staring at the man.
There is a vacancy up at the capitol"
"What capitol?" Mr.. Cassidy again inter-
rupted.
"Why," calculated the man, catching his
breath, "the state CAPITOL
"What State?"
By this time the callers eyes were beginning
to bulge out on his cheeks, and his asLons-
ment was increased by the wild stare of Mr..
Cassidy.
you misapprehend me. 1 guess" he be-
gan. and he shifted his chair closer.
"What guessI"
~ guess you are crazy" SAID the man,
warming mp, land I'll not trouble you. Good
morning."
What morning." whispered Mr. Cassidy,
as II his energies were completely exhausted .
You go to the ID. will you? j guess YOU
haven't got any influence, anyhow"
what"
But the man slammed the door after him
and didn't hear the roar of laughter that fol-
lowed his departure.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23
PERSONAL,

ROBERT j. BURDETTE now dates his Jokes
from Bryn Mawr instead of Ardmore.
OLIVE LOGAN Mrs. Writ Sykes has gone
to Washington to make that city her future
home.
BEN BUFFERS portrait hangs in the pri-
vate gallery of the harem of the Shah of
Persia.
FRANK JONES. the New Hampshire million
aire, is laid up with hurts received during a
sleigh ride.
WALES, the late caricaturist, always
drank quart of claret when ne wanted TO
e7ovie picture.
HON. S. S. COX will erect a house in Wash
lngton upon the Turkish plan. There viii
be IL place on the roof for those who laugh.
THOMAS b. ALDRIcH is described as a com
pact man, with SIN 10Th face ana thin, sandy.
curly hair. He would make pretty Cupid.
HAVING been recently insulted by the So
cialists, the Queen of the Belgans has re-
solved to drive out no more alone in her pony
chaise.
CALEB WILLARD. of Washington. the
famous hotel keeper, says that the present
Congress is the --LATEST he ever saw. 1t drinks
sellzer.
ANDREW CARSEGIE. vino has been very i'll
at CresSon, has become 20 far convalescent
as TO he able TO leave there. He is now in
Pitlsburg.
HYACINTHE BOYER, an aged basket maker
at Ottawa, Ont. has received notice that by
the death OF an uncle in France he is sole heir
TO $4,000, 900.
KING LEoPoLD. of Belgium, ia doing much
to open up The African continent TO Euro
pean enterprl.e and trade, but England il
going TO reap the benefit OF it.
MATHEW ARNOLD says the poor are what
the rich make them. This is rule which
seems TO cut both ways. The rich would not
be made at all but for the poor.
TIE tomb Of Eve has Just been discovered
on the outskirts of Djeddah. The usual sub
scrption for monument to her memory will
he started in New York as soon rs the Doodle
Aldermen trials are out of the way.
1T is quietly WHISPERED that since the death
of the lave Mr.. Palms, Of Detroit the Florida
Senator is pressing hIs suit for the hand OF
the daughter with renewed energy. Such
constancy deserves TO be rewarded.
IT Is said that Jay Gould's son George ia
only ~ years OF age, aud that he was only IS
or 10 when he was made Vice President Of the
Western Union Telegraph Company and a
director in most of the Gould properties.
This may be true about George, but certainly
Mrs. George left % behind a number OF years
ago.
CAPT. BILLY WALSH. otherwise known as
the Reformed Minstrel, Is an important mem
Der OF the salvation Army. He wears red
shirt, on The front OF which is the legend.
Jesus calls YOU" and on the back the words
belt Is labelled Eternity" His chief duty is
playing the banjo.
MRS. SECRETARY WHITNEY at her dinners
is always contributing something new to
table decoration. At her last one a scarf of
dun red SILK of Turkish texture. heavily en-
broidered IN tnse, was laid down the centre
of the table. IL was 30 old that the gns Of
its age and therefore manifest respectablity
aud value. were apparent IN the tiny holes
and fraYed out patches here and there,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-23
jolly Phiietus SAWYER.
FROM the NeaO lork SIM.


Senator Philetus Sawyer has returned to the
capital. He says he is not SO roly-poly as he
was when he went to Wisconsin in August
There used TO be time when he could not see
HIS Shoes and he had to tie them feeling but
now he can see even his knees. The senator
prides himself on his strength of arm, and
while home this fall be put on blue blouse
and worked IN one OF his saw mils He
thinks he can handle saw log with as much
grace and dispatch as ever he could. He tells
a pretty good story on himself. One dav
while lie was at work in the mill wealthy
and enterprising young business man came
up to Oshkosh 10 see him. AT the Office he
was told tnat Mr.. Sawyer was in the mill
The young Chlcagoan, dressed in the height
of stvle, tptoe his way into the mill and
finally found jolly, little old fat man in A
blue blouse down in saw pit fling d big cir
GU ar saw. HIS bald mead was bare. his bands
were grimy with oil and saw filings, and his
Santa Claus face was wet with perspiration.
Going up 10 him, he a'ked:
sc ~ you tell me where III find Mr.. Saw
yer?"
''Right here" said the jolly fat man. sT'm
SAWYER"
"Oh- ah-excnse me-" faltered the Chica-
goan, 81 didn't know you we're such a--or
rather-aheGl-I didn't suppOhe YOU looked
that II, hardly expected to find You so bald.
Mr.. sawyer" AMI the young fellow, turning
white and red with every word he uttered
began to perspIre and wish he had studied mn
beforehand The art of talking to "a plain
ankee quartO millionaire who could wear a
blue blouse and file saws baldheaded