New-York tribune., 1886-02-25
THE TALK OF THE DAH


The Rev. r. r. Kane, a Protestant clergyman 10
ReIfast notorious on account OF speecD ne mauo
drrina the Land League agitation advising bis followers
that for everv landlord shot they should Kill the prish
nrest and the members OF Parliament for that county,
comes TO the front again He has plan for piotectns
the loyal minority" In tho event or DrDiih
being established Seeing that 1t Is useless any io"s
TO appeal to England, he says: There are peopie
believe If We appeal to Germany that az cal VIII no'
be I'm vain for Germany aiding liberty ana proVress III
mn CHI more masculine way than any other nation Oh
to face of the earth few German battaiOns VIII sooh
mike an apprectable effect upon Irish intellect verify
Mr. Gladstone Ia CONTAGIOUS man to brave tnis rev.
erend fool.
Invalid: Doctor how long do you give me to live =
Doctor: Well, you may live month, ana you may
Invalid: Five months Why, at the present charges TeS
for your services, my money wOnt hou o9o VIZ iGao
tnan thirty days! Can't you form a moro denhI'e luo@
Doctor We'll, unless your condition condition improves
should say four weeks. ."-lChicago Rambler
Mr.. Justin Winsors article on Americana in the March
Atlantic reveals wealth OF books relating to America
probably unsuspected even by many wel-iniorm1d
scholars As they are, however, scattered in many
collections, and as of them have never been
classified they only limited value to the student OF
history.
Miss MImosa: "well, cood-by, ma. IElssl Don't
forget to send me some money, Easter, kiS''I
Miss Mmosa Goodby, Feme@6c[ a!, Der tna 'nrah silk
Miss MImosa: on, don't ma, until you improve your
GRAMMAR it really ooes give me nervous SHOCK -
Chicago Rambler
There are premonltory symptoms of coming collision
between The World and certain Stdr Of unknown
magnitude. This is moro than can be expected as
they have teen fooing around in tho orbit for
long time.
AT this period in the history Of our country there
seems be "a general sringency and many are IN Tue
Everythi4e seems to be deinonezoI. Tue demOnetizs
tion OF groceres is doing mu,h toward the general
Bnt, may say In alluding briefly to the silver dollar
that there caamties than the silver doar;
Other things may occur In our lives WHICH, lh te Nns ~
sadness and three corncred gloom, make the Iargei
robust dollar look like odashioned hall dlme'-lbi
Nyo In Boston Globe
Under the new regime Tom Topics certainly mas
enough spice in it to make it readable III fact some
may think that II Is all spice. Mr.. Paul NJ. Potter It's
new editor bounds into tue sanctum with dash and
"A yerve that must st2rtle any old fogies who may
happen to view the spectacle. His fiends give IL out
that he will combine in himself many OF the brilliant
qualities OF Mr.. Labouchcre and Mr. Yates rDs Will
be welcome those who like that sort OF thing;
but IL has its dangersor the editor. Mr.. Yates has
served term In Jail.
one OF the quickest trades record was made
Yesterday IN Central Falls. man was driving MS
horse attached to an open carriage, along Cenra-st
wuen open carriage tried TO pass
him just as the Carriages abreast the man 10 the
second named carriage shouted: " How will you trade
horses }" Even" quickly replied the other, aud WIN.
out any further talk about the merits or dement's OF
either horse both unhitched harnesses changed,
ntcLed up again. and away went the teams each driver
being apparently satisfied with the trade. strange
fact Is that neither OI the taucFs Aue" lHo O'H0i
Providence Journal.
Now that Philadelphia has set the fashion Of japanese
weddings classic Bos ton nay be expected to revive
Greek weddings.
That correspondence between King Leopold and our
own Grover shows when 10 writing letters
no efcte desrot get away with G. c. n. B-Never-
thcess Garland Is still there like the boy who stood, etc.
How much do you want for those sealsdn saCques T.
Twelve hundred dollars, sir. ="
What! DO you take me for "a Vanderbilt r.
Oh. no. sir. They only buy sealskins for their wives
SIR" -,
What Brown would HE to know Is the deuce the
fellow knew, don't you know.-tTOwn Topics.