New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-05

1t will wake W my

right awayl You mrstnt do IL! 1t will wake up my
baby - Waterbury American.
Mr. Fred II. just sold his paper. The EsI
line Oak, Bell, and will probably transfer his
witty paragraphs to some other paper
Omaha Man-so Milwaukee has q summer school of
philosophy. the same Concord
Milwaukee Man-Yes, indeed. We have long been
noted for culture. you know.
IRE the two schools run on tho same primo: pie e.
"Just exactly. We even send to Boston for the BEER
Omaha World
Once In a while cergymen permit themselves to say
very startling things st. Paul pastor his
the other day made the following statement " II Jesus
Christ carpenter shop here 10 this city there are
fully one half Of our church members who drive to
churches in their fine carriages who would not speak
to him. He could not get social recognition unless he
lived on summit-ave. belonged to q club"
sepator Cockrel OF Missouri, 1t is said appears to
best advantage when in condition Of profound verbal
repose
Polite Londoner-Ah. party In London is con
sidered complete without Americans
Lutte Dot-Why, we're just the same way, aren't We
Mamma-Of course, pet.
Little Dot-rhe last party We had borrowed all Of
AuDtys English walters Omaha World.
Professor wyman, the distinguished comparative
anatomist used TO tell story that illustrates the fall
blity OF human evidence One day cler brought
to him live young black snake which he said parish
Toner OF his gentleman OF unim peachabe veracy, had
elected from his stomach The clergyman grew very in
dignant when Professor wyman doubted the possibility
this saying that his psrsnioner absolutely sure
that tho reptile had been living In his stomach for
years. To the matter therefore, Professor Wyman
cut open the stomach OF the snake and turned out of
q number OF grasshoppers, beetles and grubs. at
seems" he said to tho clergyman THAT your parish
Toner has liking for peculiar kind of diet"
The melancholy days have come
Which make young men look blue,
Saloons dis play the double sign
Icc-cream and oysters, too.
i Boston Courier
A Western country psrson who been spending his
vacation In Boston says Although have been treated
ike q prince and found hearts under cold exter-
ors Icannot but realize that wealth and culture are
making iceboxes OF churches which ought to be warm
with Christian love- That would stranger fee
as II he were In his fathers aud all around him
were brethren"
Among the Jewish emigrants OF recent years. as we'll
as among emgrants OF other denOmina atoms, there are
number who have brought their anarchist views with
the sea, and Still retain them Neither the
Government nor the people here will tolerate the meth
DDS which they e irned In their struggle with despotsn
We have here q government by law and people de-
order. Woe be TO him TO them who violate
either The Jews race have history as people
they have literature a religious body they have
synagOgues worship but as aDOrers. as working
men, memDerso OF the social organism
and the body polite, they are, in this country Amerl'
cans American Hebrew.
The H. Louis Globe Democrat wants Mr. 81. John to
swi the Niagara whirlpool Mr. st. John says he mas
no and therefore OF course he couldn't make the
trip.
ers urges ITS patrons aid the Wolfe Prohibition move
ment. wonder the chairman OF the Prohibition state
Committee has resigned lie sees that whlskey anu not
water going the Wolfe campaign.-l Norrstown
Herald