The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-03-30
Sep.se aud Nopset1se.

sulle and htsven, an W, man i quite
as near 1t when there is only wiDIow
glass between herself and a display Of
sprfng born.ts.
NEGLECTED COUGHS are the be.
ginnngs of consumption, be prudent
and cure your cough with Dr.. J. H. |
McLean's Tar Vine Lung Balm. rs
cents bottle.
Young Physician (so old doetnr)-}
The medical profession does not prac-
lice bleeding a pa lent no wadsys to anv
ent, does it, Dnctor2' Old Doc or
M, not with lancet"
YOU NEED NOT RACK your throat
and lungs, wit that horrid eongh when
pleasant and ce,s,in remedy may he
found in DR. j. Fl. McLean's Tar Wine
Lung Balm. IS cer Is bo tie.
An Atlanta man is dying from the bite
Of mule. When a mule becomes dan
gerous at both ends it is about time to
/ PROFOUND the poli,ica conundrum,
WHITTIER are we drifting 2"
FRON GEO. W. NOWLIN, GREEN
FIELD, TENN. DR.. j. H. McL>au's
Tar Wine Lung b B,lm, gives the highest
sstisfa, tion here, please ship US six
dozen at once, we are out and have calls
dtily.
"Anotber good man gone wrong" re-
marked the tcks t.seller, as q clericsl
looking person boarded an uutyoing train
and was whisked of in the opposite d.
retti IN from that Wlicn be wished to
take.
HEALTHFUL secretions of the kidneys
and bladder can be secured b, the use Cf
Dr.. H. McL,an's Horo ,pathic Liver
and Kidney Balm.
Tue following is the reply gwen by
prominent scholar Teacher: Nv hat
are mataphosic rocks2" Pupil:-"Me-
taphoric rocks are locks coLt Ling me-
taphor."
! The huge, drastic, gripping, sickenine
pills are fast being superseded hy Dr.
Plerce's Purgative Pellets" Sold by
druggists.
"Bnrlesqra Actress-"Have you anv
black elk tights ?" Clerk-"Nn, md
anne. but we have other colors." Bur
lesqpe Actress--"I must have black
My husband died recently, and l am
wearing mourning"
Young or mfidIe-aged
men suffering from nervous debility or
other delicste diseases. howey induced,
spec dily and permanently cured. Ad-
dress, Worlds Dispensary Medical As.
socis tion, Buffaly, N. Y.
Brown (confrmed old bachelor, to
2 Jones, embryo B nedict)-"Why don'l
: ever come anil see you now 2-Wb,
e what's the good3 whenever l mi ht
happen {, call. you're certain sure, You
know, so be ."engag d y"
: : Ir the Kidneys are inactive. the btood
neco mes poisoned. and produces disor-
ders throughout the en'ire hody. DR..
J. H. McLean's a, % ,pathic Liver and
+! Lidney Balm will restore those organs
, to healthy action, ard thus purify The
: blood.
Shakespeare didn't know everything
!, after all. He said, But love is hind
B and lovers cannot see" Can't, eh7 Two
A Young, inexperienced lovers csn ge'
8 along Sunday night with less gas auo
/. les. room to move around in than t.,
D Oldest man with the biggest spectacles in
j. America.
!, Fox physical ailments espe tally those
! iuei Ter t 10 declining years, iheir is ne
remedy that produces such satisfacto' J
results. as DR. Fl McLaan's Home
usihic Liver and XII iney Balm it's gehia
md lnvigora'ing effects On Liver ani
4 K dnsys is remarkable.
Gerty wss sent home from school tht
d other day becsuse she refused to do {
s, sum. s.Why didn't you obey the teach
Is er ?" said the correcting pareut BE
II cause she knowed how to do her owl
D. aelf. and there was no nse of my lelln,
st her," vas the childish answer.
IN SOMETIMES an extreme tired feelin,
e. ONES over us, when sny effort t, NOV
OF the limbs or body, j. attended will
IN wearine and eN bsus,ion ct such times
ne Or j. n. McLean's Honeopatl ic Live
'g and Kidney Balm by its genial action OIL
a, the Liver and X dneys, restores heat
"a. and vitality.
n Mr. Coldcaah-"Well, tile E'sic
IS aren't YOU going to kiss your uncle 2
ne Essie (age y A"No. indeed, I'm
az Mr.. Coldcash-"Andw why no., lit 'e dar
as lingp" E,sie-"B cause there's you
IT. wife looking on, and don't wart L
e. make trouble in the family"
n Pure blood is absolutely necessary i
% order 10 enjoy perfect heal,h Hood
~ Sarsaparilla purifies the blood an
i strengthens the system.
n. A Paias,ille man manufat tures shoe
"A. from corn husks Now if some genl
ne will discover way to make heef steal
biscuits and pies ou' OF ashes. there v |
be possibility OF the courty edito
holding on to lie until the return /,
81 good times.
D.. Thus tslks an old farmer about h
re boys: Fiom x,een 10 twenty, tie
o. knew more tlan ! did; at twenty-fiv,
es they knew as much; &c thirty. they wei
h. willing to hear whtt bad to say;
Or thity-6ve, tiiev asked nv advice: and
pt think, when they get to be forty, the
vn will sctuall acknowledge that the ol
rs man does know something"
D. "My physician said could not liv
e. Nv liver out of order, fre equen'Iy vom
f2 ted green mucous, skin yellow, email dr
Vn humoys on face, stomach would not RI
re tain food. Buidock Blood Bitters cure
i'll me-" Mrs Adelaide o Blein, 372 E,
Id change ST., Buffalo, n. Y
=, The D!fference.-An experienced nt
- ron says: "A man will eat soggy biacu
"a = tSice week without complaint whc
" his girl inv tss him ort 70 tea, bit wbe
= Ethe girl becomes wife, i there is IL
- fan'est suspicion OF saleratus in then
!. the neighbors will think the distri
,a a school is OFT for recess, by the rack,
he makes"
h. An A, tive Mind.-A little story r.
he Gently told by an Eng glishmsn in speec