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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
for Infants and Children.

j. X. Emmett and family will
sail for England the last ofnext week.
He will play an engagement in Eng
land, opening in Birmingham June
the 18th.
-The,painful fact must be recorded
that the Mary Anderson company
went back to England last Tuesday,
and the United States continues to
exist.
Sarah Bernhard was treated to a
good square meal before she left
England. 1t took the form of a sup
per at the beefstesk club. Henry
Irving footed the bill.
Tom Keene is reported to have
recovered his health, and to have de.
cided not to go to Europe this sum.
mer. He is expected to begin his
next season early in October.
IRELAND Reed is celebrating his
past in "a Bridal Trip " with every
performance, and his new comedy
business is creating shouts of lauhter
nightly. Mr.. Reed is clever com.
edian.
Louis James declares that his
company for next season is composed
entirely of Americans. Mr.. and Mrs.
James will retire to Their country
home near Boston and viii rest until
August. Their seaon will begin in
Chicago, August. %.
All lovers the of mysterious will
have an opportunity to see someofProf
II. Cooks Spirtuelism on to mig bit
and tomorrow evening Prof Cooks
comes here from other cities highly
recmOendid where he has had Gro wded
houses nightly, probaly great many
people of this city will reminder him
as giving an entertainment in this city
eight years ago OF crowded houses at
Smiths hall. The f. lowing is from
the New Orleans Demoeat; About
two thousnd people were present.
TIE performance lasted two hours
and half without intermission, aud
when the curtain rang down the audi
ence seemed reluctant to leave. We
are sincere in declaring that more
clever or skillful entertainment, to
say nothing of its surprising 4nalies,
could not be desired.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The portraits of the presidents
bride, as given by the press, are grow
ing worse and worse, and there is q
cold fear creeping up the spinal col.
umn of the country that some enter
prising sheet will yet foist the cut Of
lydia Pinkham upon it and insist that
s.this is the only authentic picture yet
given Of Mrs. frankie Folsom Cleve.
land"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

Herr Most. the anarchist, has re.
eeived the severest penalty which the
Law provides for the offense of which
he was convicted, namely, years
Imprisonment and $500 fine. The
punishment hardly touches tie offense
To a man who 5as already been Inn
prisoned seven tiAes, the additions.
year will amount to nothing, and as
for the $500, of caurse that will not
touch his own pocket; but come from
the pockets Of his jealous followers.
A man that has endeavored to pro-
mote murder, robbery and arson
should not be allowed to escape SO
easily, and although it seems a little
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
UNIVERSITY NOTES.

-'Long wished for came at last
vacation.
Nearly all went directly home.
Mamma was to be seen first.
Mr.. Richards fingered late. The
Ohio street divinity is presumed to be
the cause.
The Juniors did not have a ban
quet, but all the cream parlors die
good business the last week.
SO you were not in any of the
contests? Well, then you neither got
"rattled," got prize or got treated.
Mr.. Claycomb went away with
one trunk and two violin boxes. C..
w. likes to bow, and the ladies also
like him to beau.
Among commencement visitors
We noticed Misses Keithley, Keller.
man, Ritenour, Stearns, Mary and
Sallie O'BannOn.
When the committee in the rec.
itation contest reported two ladies for
the honor DIR. Edmonson generously
purchased a second medal, that both
might wear tokens of their success.
The address before the societies
was one of the pleasant features OF
commencement. 1t was given BY
Rev. B. F. Boiler, Of the city, whose
reputation for eloquence was fully sus.
tanned on that occasion. Music formed
part of the exercises, and prayer was
offered by the president of the uni
versity. The Grafton of Rev. Boiler
was replete with lofty sentiments and
abounded in that article so much
needed at the present day-common
sense. The trait of "manliness" was
taken as the corner stone of the adj
dress. The honor, the importance
and the absolute necessity of being a
man in principle and in action was
amply proven from reason and from
examples of history. Rev. Boiler has
an excellent knowledge of history,
and used it to great advantage in his
address. Ne doubt the societies will
remember the gentleman kindly, as
his excellent services to them certainly
deserves.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
Press Comments.

An Arizona editor recently sent
postal cards to all the prominent citi-
zens of that place requesting them to
give an answer to the question,
"Why are you an honest MANI"
Some of the replies which he publish
es are curious. One answers: "It
must be because of my dern cussed.
ness: / slways did like to be different
from other people, Another says
that he is honest because he has new.
er held public office. Another in.
dignantly answers, "What dye take
me fer-an angelr Another sarcas
tically remarks, 81 suppose you're
going to start a museum and are look
in fer freaks. Well, count me out
I'm not one" Another, a profession
al labor agitator, wrote in bloood-red
ink, on postal card, "What are ye
givin' us% While the editor OF thu
opposition paper volunteered to ana
wer that he scorned to lay bare tn
palpitating handspring of a nobl
and honest soul at the request of ,
dishonest reptile and political para
site. The editor is so well pleaes'
with the results of his inquiry tia
he intends soon to ask for answers t.
the question, What do YOU take for
cold ?-Home Journal.
The tendency of the labor organi
cations throug hout the country to tn
belief that remedy for all thei
- rievances is to be found in legisls
tom by Congress must be regards
as a very unfortunate mistake. A
lhe most, Congress can do but littl
in the adjustmsnt of such questions
and disappointment is sure to folloN
where hope is fixed upon an agenc
which in the, nature of things is pow
erless to accomplish what is expecte
of it, no matter how hard it may try
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
FOOTLIGHT FLASHES.
Items Of Interest to Play GOers
From Everywhere.
GOSSIP.

GOSSIP.
Edwin Booth is at his summer
cottage in New Port.
Henry Dixey's opening in Lon
don, England. was a big success.
Tony Pastors travelling company
has been doing an excellent business.
John T. Raymond and his COM
pany will sail for California to-mor-
row.
Louise Sylvester amused large
audiences at the academy in Chicago
last week.
-NcNish johnson and Slavins'
minstrels delighted large audiences in
New York City last week.
Fred Warde will play Damon
and Robert Hudson Dionysies in Te-
ronto, Canada on June 18th.
Charles Hayt was described last
week as "an originator of infa nous
scheme to make people laugh.
Miss Florence Gerard will sail
for New York on the 18th inst. She
will support Madame Majeska next
season.
An exchange observes that is al
ways the woman with the smallest
head that wears the largest hat at the
Theaters.
Lawrence Barrett closed his sea-
SON last Saturday night in San Fran
cisco. He left yesterday for his home
at Cohasset, Mass.
Arthur Rehans has no connection
with GA Night OFF" next season, o.
B. Sheppard, of Toronto, taking full!
possession.
| james ONiel claims that his sea
SON lasted thirty weeks, and that b
can show $4,000 on the RICH
side of his leger.
John II. Stevens has bought ;
pl.ce up in Connecticut and turnec
farmer. This bucolic change is TO
the summer only.
Milton Mobiles is forty-6ve year!
old. He began his life as hotel clerl
and was also newspaper reporter
and went on the stage in 1867.
l w. j. Scanlan closed very sue
cessful season last Saturday evening
He will sail for Liverpool in eompan.
with his wife next Wednesday.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

DR.. Hanchett, of New York, to
whom it was currently reported Miss
Murfree, better known as Charles Egg
bert Craddock, the authoress, was to
be married, denies the soft impeach.
men, and says that he is not the man.
Since he also asserts that he makes IT
a rule "never to read the newspapers
if he can find any better employ
ment," the public will generally be-
lieve the gifted writer wouldn't have
the doctor If he was "the last man in
the world"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The New York Tribune says tina
the left side of Herr Most's lower Jaw
is caved in and most of his chin gone.
He says mule kicked him." This i.
probably another base libel of the an.
archist on an already much abused
animal, and should be looked into
Even mule could make no impress
sion on the jaw of Herr Most. Moth
ing but the strong arm of the law is
able to do that.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The decision in the Maxwell case,
was not unexpected by the public, at
whose bar he had been tried and
found guilty sometime ago, but for all
that there is a certain satisfaction in
knowing that the poor young man
who SLEEPS in his untimely sepulchre
at Bellefontaine has found an avengel
in jury of sober, careful men, after
weighing all the evidence in the case
Darius said, call my possessions for
friend" but in the case of Maxwell {
friend seemed of so little value, that b.
deliberately took his life, aud lost t,
any sentiment of honor and principle
again deliberately endeavored to cas-
the stigma of disgrace upon him. Wa
ever deed more atrocious? Surely
the verdict cannot be questioned b,
the light of justice, and no mere.
should prevent Maxwell from receiy
ing his punishment.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

As a specimen of the good sense OF
the late Tammany chief, John Kelly,
which will be best understood by the
masses, it is related of him that he
objected to the common custom Of
offering flowers at funerals, regarding
them az q needless expense on the
poorer frienos of the dead and par
ticuIarly requested that none should
be used at his fun, sral. Like the
bestowaI Of wedding gift, the floral
tributes at funerals have beeo.ae nc
longera touching evidence Of sfectiofi,
bat rather vulgar display whici in
many instances is as john Reilly be.
ieved a needless expense.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

ChiCAdos june u
The price of wheat for July delivery rose sgsin
to-day 70 the highest hgnres touched yesterday.
7s1<e then broke of quietly to and closed at
about that dgure &C p. IN, and again M $50 p.
IN, showing q net gain over the latest trading
pit Gas not 50 marked as On the preceding two
DAYS, ST II there vas considerable animation
throughout the entire days trzdings and fuctua-
vices were uni vorAble, quoting dull aud lower
markets The market opened H9Zc higher,
ruled easier for time, then advanced 1hc with
numerous nuetuations; declined %e, rallied he,
yesterday. The market elosed without n9ticeable
change In the afternoon the feeling was easy in
corr, owing &c fnelweather for growing crops and
shade lower than yesterday. Oats ruled 6rmer
aud higher. The deliveries for the new crop adj
yanced H9Ec. due somewhat 20 reports OF dry
weather. There was an scssvs trade In provisions
FLOUR-The market vas steady without
any established advance IN prices. South
efn winter wheat, 81 2S94 IS; wisconsin, u 90
CO. o: MinSeso.s baSer.' q lo@9 90; patents 5
s. 4e4 So low grades; " @ss %; rye nOur
WHEAT-Aetivs and Unsettled: closing he
M, closing at T65z; July, 7s1x97sx, closing al
70 f-ls; August, 7s1S@7s14, closing q 80 ga,
coRE-ouiei and Easy cs:s, "a; June .,. a.,
ss: s slS:ns g ssss; sa eIs.iss s So ~
1kTSFirmer and higher. tash, "a: July, 21a
z71s, clOsing II 27st; August 2s1ss2SS closing
:. RYE-Quiet. No. 3 SIC.
BARLEY-Dull. No. 2, 53955c.
/ FLAXSEED-Firm- No. I, u o.
higher. Cash, o ecaas IS; July, es sizes 70
elcsinz'st o 625ses s.; August, Is Tk0s 50
closinS a. 8 72Hos %.
; LAkD-Active and 6rmer snd io0f21xe higher
csh e O.; JOY. Y ooH I, iIsh-'i'a ..e'l
BUTTER-Ruled shade frmer; creamery, ise
l51<e; dairy, iS9i7e.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

inconsistent with the rights of free
speech, which We as nation warmly
adv ,cate, yet in future it Is to be
hoped that laws will be formulated of
such a nature that when agitators,
whether anarchists. communists, So
cialists or ofany other organization that
countenances incendiarism and MUIR
der attempt to give utterance to their
sentiments, they will not only 5e i'm
prisoned but be imprisoned for at least
FIVE years and fined a sum that will
take lively hustling to procure. Such
men as Herr Most, Spies, Blower
Berry and Martin Irons are really a
dangerous element of society, and as
they can always find weak-minded adj
mirers who will do their bidding, no
matter what the bidding may be, it
would appear to all lovers of law and
order, at least, that the proper way to
control them is to provide more sevre
penalty than has yet been enforced.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
Nothing to Crow about.

The Sedalia Democrat is highly ele-
waited and is Growing Justify over the
fact that Pettis instructed for Heard.
When it considers the additional
fact that he was the only candidate
before the convention for such in
structions, or in other words, the case
stood thus Heard against nothing
it has abundant grounds to be elated
at Mr. Heards success.-Cooper Coun-
ty Leader.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

EG S-CDehanged at Sc
SHORT BIB SIDE>-steady Cash s. Dos %.
BOXED MEAr-Dry salte,i shouldersA 81 90
"a 10; short clear sides, S. 55ts5 90
SUG aR-Uu ne anger.
Recelpts-tlour, 1910; wheat, 26.is9 Socu,
2sS,wO; oats. 2l+0O0 rye, 800 BARLEY q %
ship'nents-tlour, 1900: wheat, 49, zoo. &rn,
$500; oats, $500: rye. ZOO: barrier 2COAt
Afternoon hoard
Prices showed n LITTLE chanys The ns-AAs
closed aS foil VS. for july Leliyery
WHkA1-7SL. =
CURS-S5 ii 10
OATS-25l
PORK-s5 65
LARp-sS l095 I31s
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The famous claimant to the estates
of Roger Tichborne, in England, ha;
arrived in this country, and it is said
will soon start out On a lecture tour.
Since it was effectually proven that
the claimant" was a fraud of the
first water, it is not unlikely that he
will succeed in doing paying bust.
ness.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The energy expended in planning
schemes of reform by statute had
much better be devoted to the work
of showing men how they can help
themselves and make the most profit
able use of the opportunities which
are offered to every citizen in this
country to improve. his condition, re-
gardless of the proceedings of Con-
gress. -Globe Democrat.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The strikers of the Third avenue
street car line in New York have at
last grown disguised, Notwithstanding
the encouragement which they have
received from the "noble order" and
others, and are now loud in their de
mands that somebody should be ap-
pointed to look into the financial
status of the strike. They say that
there should be at east $4,000 in
the treasury which have been con.
tributed from outside organizations,
but there is practically nothing. Ii
is probable that the members of the
executive committee, who have had
charge of the funds will be able to
patronize the resorts this year in slang
parlance to the "queen's TASTE Ex-
ecutive committees are possessed as q
rule with an abundant supply of that
quality Familiarity known as Cooking
well after No. l."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

CHrCAso, June L.
The Drovers' Journal rsDorz
CATTLE - Receipts, 56ao; shipments 1, 800 :;
The market vas SLOW baf stes3y. shipping steers,
80 To- 500 pounds. - 2S05 % stocks ami feed
en, ~ 7s94 50; esSs, bulls and mixed, o. 500
IS, bulk At " 750S 10. through 1exS cattle,
81 9oa4 20 bulk &C o 00c93 50.
HOGS - Receipts, "a, son: shipments, 1000.
The market Was active aud SOLO, higher. closing
weak. Rough and mixed, % s504 10; packing
and shipping, "a 6o94 IS; light weights, % 100
% skips, 81 SECS 50.
SHEEP Receipts, 100; shipments. none. The
market steady natives, ~ 0094 IS.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
L found it a sure cure.

found it a sure cure. l have
been troubled with catarrhal deafness for
seven or eight years with roaring noise
in my head. bought medicine in Is
states but nothing helped me till procur-
ed a bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm. In four
days could hear as well as ever. / am
cured of the Catarrh as we'll. | consider
Ely's Cream Balm the best medicine ever
made.-GARRETT WIDKICK, Hastings. n.
York.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The editer of the AustiH Daily
Statesman contradicts the famous say
ing of Talleyrand that speech wss
given to man TO disguise his thoughts.
--Nev York Herald. < g
Talleyrand may have uttered this
famous saying but any editor ex-
eept q New York editor would know
that it was uttered BY Oliver Gold
smith several years before Talleyrand
made use Of it.-Globe Democrat.
Any editor but an editor of New
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

II is said that Belva Lockwood did
not receive even a smell of the we'd
ding cake and because of such ingrat-
itude on the part Of Mr.. Cleveland,
that much injured lady will make it
warm for him during the next cam
paign.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The Popa'ar Science Nescs asserss
that the average length of life is con-
stansly increasing, and the time may
yet come when persons one hundred
years old will excite no more curiosity
than one eighty years old at the present.
time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

York or st Louis ought to know that
neither Talleyrand or Goldsmith or
iginated the saying, as it may be
found in Plato's Best Thoughts" in
substance, although not in the exact
words.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

"A man near Winnemucca, New.
offers reward of $3.50 for the arrest Of
che person who stole his house from
him. The building has mysteriously
disappeared and there is no trace of ita
whereabouts.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

CATTLE-Reeetpts, $50; shipmsnrs. 800. The
market vas 6rm on good oaule, csnraon grades
dull good choice shipping and exports, IS 2Dt0
% 5oas s5sgIgass Texans, O. 50sa %; cows-and
heifers, 81 50e33 IS.
HOGSReceipcs, 5.2O0 shipments, 1000. The
market was active and 50inc higher butchers
and bes: heavy, "a 05s9E f21< mixed packing.
g. 99A4 %; light weiIhts, s. 500 AO0.
SHEEP-Receipts. $50; shipments. none mar
ket strong on good sheep; Common grades dull at
& 25@l So
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The democratic central committee
meets in St. Louis ON the Sth inst, tc
select time and place for converting
the state convention. Sweet Springs
will be urged as the place of meeting,
and it is to be hoped that the commit
tee will give this favorable consider.
alton, as the many advantages offered
at the springs over a crowded city
will be readily conceded when the
committee gives this matter proper
thought.
As an evidence of the popularity OF
the springs as place to hold conven'
tons will be readily admitted, when
the public are aware that the teachers,
dentists, bar association, dentists and
others are annually meeting there and
have for several years past.
All Central Missouri will heartily
welcome the convention to Sweet
Springs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

One of the presidents wedding
presents was "big barrel" 1t prob
ably contained one of the three "R's"
made famous by Mr.. Burchard.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

In view of the fact that the presi-
dent and his bride are annoyed by an
army of newspaper people, how would
it do for them to spend their honey.
moon in balloon?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

He's married and gone
AS sure as yours "bawn,"
And what will Lamont de now, poor thing?
He'll rest at his ease, till after the breeze,
Then plan for christening-perhaps next
snrinR.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH


NEW fo1x. June 4.
MONEY-On call easy NJ Hz92k per cent.
PRIME PAPER-4ercan<ile ~ &o5 per cent.
STERLING ENCBANGE-Dull 40 "a SIX for 90
DAYS. and q 81 for demand
STOCKS-The total psooreed sales Of stocks
TO-DAY were ST., los shares
GOV EKN MEN1S-WeFed dull bal steady.
STATE BON DS@We1e dull hIt arm.
RAILROADS-Wers somewhat more active.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

The ''mugwumps' are mad at the
presidents marriage, because he has
given them a rival in his affections.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

If, instead of pardoning the embez-
z!er, Bigelow, as celebration of his
wedding, the President had
issued peremptory order to
"turn the rascals out" the
country would have appreciated it
more.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

1t is openly asserted by leading and
responsible democrats of Benton
county that the court house ring
made solemn compact with Hon.
John L. Heard that If he would break
his word with Mr. Stephens and il.
more a petition signed by almost
every leading democrat in the War
saw di trtct, and give the Warsaw
postoffice to j. w. Alexander, OF
Alexander township, they would in
consideration thereof give give him
in return the Benton county delega-
ton for another term in congress.
That they did so, and kept their
word better than Heard is in the
habit Of keeping his, is amply
proven by Yesterdays work,
when delegation of nearly 200, over
half of which was drawn from Alex
ander township, packed a convention
purposely called at the busiest season
of the year for farmers, and for the
small price of dinner and the drinks
proceeded to nominate Heard dele
CATION while honest farmers were kept
busy at thsir plOws. Such work may
win the republican county of Benton,
with its five little votes, but what will
b, the effect in the large democratic
counties of Howard, Saline, Boone
and Cooper, when they learn
that even their republicans
opponents in Benton were forced
to blush for very shame atsuch atroc-
ity upon American freedom, even in a
democratic campaign.