New-York tribune., 1886-03-07
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE JILA Or IHE DII.
ont in OREGON they have been gathering the flowers
that bloom in tho spring, ira Ia. Spring should quit
foolne around the Pacific coast and attend to business
hero in Now-YO
lie was an infantry lieutenant, and she WAS Senator'S
i'm going to Old Point Comfort about the middle of
"Th,ts rather novel time to co. isn't tr he quer-
led with iiftecnuch rled gleam in his warlke eyes
ION. don't know." she said innOcently. -. .
"Yea, but my dear Miss, IL is quite novel, dOhI you
know" he persisted.
"Rsaliy Mr.. Cascabel you must explain" H., alfalfa
O Marcn-Middle March. Isn't that noveli HA! Ia !!
It's very seldom that tho Lord creates anything with
out spurpOse.-lWashington Critic
william Molonoys arduous duties Reading Clerk of
the Board of Aldermen to have fallen into "nnoc-
uous desuetude."
Another argument for the crcmatonsts-a grave-iig-
ger was recently killed by the poisonous gases that e5
capped from noghborng grave.
Mrs Wells about to hire a new seryanD-" Now, in
5crSant 1ntcTrapns OCH 90 out whniycr yez
l0res, yOuH not rni Bridget Ohurphy harrud' num-
or dictatOral lOIke. - The judge
Among other things Japanese bookseller advertises
that his books arc as elegant singing girl, that
goods are dispatched rs eXpedtously as
cannon ball and that parcels are
done up with as much care that bestowed on her
husband by loving wife.
Some idea of tho work required TO make newspaper
my derived from the statement OF Dr. stone ~ the
First Church. last night, that single copy Oh me W-
YORK TlBrSE printed In Emo IoFm anu IN 2rulmary
book type would make volume OF 4oo pageSl7prluS
field Union.
The Sd. Francisco BHtH thinks that some ono ought
TO get up list OF the worst hundred books The coun-
try now waits TO hear from the who has read the
worst hundred.
Papa" said the daughter Of large empoyyor OF
labor are you IN favor or the eight-hOur system
"Nell, daughter" he answered "under certain CIR
"oG' i'm so glad" she rapturously exclaimed.
"Why. my dear why are you 80 interestedI ,
hours every evening aud hc told last night If you "a
yored the eighhour system he needn't 20 home nearly
OF H." and she threw her soft white about his neck
and chOked OIL all xpanatons.- Washington Crluc
correspondent is informed that the initials "a. c."
do not stand Andrew Gackson who spelled It with
j. They stand. however for that other spos patriot
Augustus Garland.
The Washington critic thinks 1t H. only green Con-
gresham who expects his speech to be read
4 German theorst haa undertaken to make micro
scope OF Ont powcr to make bees sung look ike
telegraph pole We have ion. wondered why something
near rs large feel, when 1t gets into mans neck
,Bnshamton Republican.
highly moral Connecticut paper suggests that somo
poetry should have ns leaf one liz leaf would be en-
trely inadequate for some poetry.
Some Chicago papers think that the newspaper
u
The ST. Louis Gl9be. Democrat looking upon Chicago as
local suburb Loni- sends its local stan OF re-
portes 70 report events the Lake CITY This Is rather
hu initiating for Chicago but 1t can console itself with
the thou ght that keeps the whole sta on the jump oil
the time.
Tho public debt OF Canada amounts 70 S2Sl,3lG.ooo.
be,tier burden than when the debt OF the United
states was AZ It's maximum, Buffalo Express
Arelicous paper speaks of a certain heterolox clergy
man "a having gone toboggauiug In theology.
Melbourne. Australia papers Just received report a
temperature Of % In tho shade. and lis in the sun
"Dnn. I feel decidedly unwe this morning." OBJ
served Grover. "What had better do go
DO you feel more than ordinarily poorly queF4ed
Lamont .,,..,r
Wuy 1 think I'd send another message 20 tho senate
il I were yOu."-I PiLtsburS ChrOulcle-I IeIcSraph
The Editor Of Icrts SUtugs having grown tired of
tho .lenders constantly uttered against the editorial
SCISSORS requested number Of wolknown editors 10
tell what they think ald about that useful imple-
ment The replies OF the editors amply Vindlcate the
noble mission OF the scissors in conjunction with the
pastc-pot and the exchange editor may consider
himself integral part of the universe
The sun copies an interesting paragraph about the
craze ior attoong in Japan. crcdng it to The omaha
H,rad me sun has been mtscd-prohahly by some
oAchange tnioi The paragraph in question originally
appeared in THE TRIBuNE.
Dr. Cuycr's recent statement that ho personally
know. that Bismarck IS Christian Is criticised by Tie
co,boiic Rerec which thinks that tho less said bout
the IRON ChaLCelor's Christianity tho better
do Jones-Mls, Mmosa who Is that ynlsarlooGins
woman over thero 10y tne mAnel piece 0ho looA' "o
Nj. Mtmosa Why. how you talk-tnats my step
h2.'TI, E Ics nh ves Yes to bo sure How Silly OF me-
ought 70 have been able to trace tho family resem-
Dlaucc.-. Chicago Rambler