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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
KANSAS WOMEN.

From the annual catalogue OF Bristol
Sisters, Of Topeka, the following Is taken :
Chrysanthemums, most appropriately
termed the ''Qusen Of Autumn have
grown so rapidly Id public favor that to
day they hold front rank In popularity
IN the world Of Horticulture. They have
taken the country by storm. The atten-
ton that has been given during the past
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Gus improvements. "Chrysanfhamum
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the opportunity be afforded, TO some ez-
tent, to our western people as Hell3 To
effect this 1t has been decided that there
shall he held a cIrys aathsmum show and
floral exhibition, under the auspices Of
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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03

The people Of Kansas. acting through
their representative can be relied on TO
see thatthe Just grievances OF any class OF
citizens or any wrongs done by corporate
power, are redressed and prevented by law
The laws of Kansas III SO Ear as the inter
ests OF her WOrk1ngmen are involved are
more liberal than those of any other state
in the union. The legislature at its last
session, enacted law, the object Of which
was to settle conflicts between employers
and their employees by peaceful and honor
able arbitration. Kansas has taken the
lead on many great questions, and can
be relied on to do so on all questions affect
ing the rights or interests OF her working
men,
I therefore call upon all sheriffs, county
attorneys, and other peace officers to dis
charge their duties under the law to preserve
the peace, to protect property to see that the
commerce Of the state Is not interrupted by
violence, or laWless acts, and to arrest and
bring before the courts for trial and punish
ment all who are guilty of any violation OF
law. In the discharge OF this duty you have
power to call upon every citizen to aid you
and appeal TO all laW-rssp eCCiug citizens to
support your authority, to the end that order
may be restored, that the commerce Of the
state may be resumed, and that industry
and prosperity may take the place of IN
seemly feuds, business stagnatiOn, and in
dustrial paralysis
All the lawful authority of the state viii
be eLerted to support local officers in the dis
IAlhA8b u Inc 4ALACa mus c--ID4lG4 upon
them, and all persons are hereby warned
against interposing any obstacles in the way
of the officers OF the law, or ObstructIng the
lines of transportation on which the com
merce Of the state Is carried.
In TESTIMONY WHEREOF, I hereuntO set my
hand, and cause to be affixed the great
seal Of the state of Kansas. Done at the
city of Topeka, this 25th day of March, A.
D., 1886. JOHN A. MARTIN.
By the Governor:
i. 3. ALLEN
Gaerafa7rU Of State
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03

/ Topeka JOuTHdl Kansas is full of
/ beautiful women, and many Of her men
I are not other than handsome, and the
state is full of beautiful things. Nature
/ appears to better advantage nowhere as
I in Kansas. She shines in sunhowers,
I the prairies, the climber" the bluffs and
the valley and hills and ravines and
mounds and the rivers. Natures beauty
is here supported by all the Wiles Of art,
and the beauties Of Kansas are seen In
her towns and cities and homes and Gull
tivated fields; In her massive walls OF
corn and waving masses Of wheat in their
season. In her liberal ideas, her pro
gressive spirit, her undaunted enterprise,
her towering majesty as state IN the
union, too, lies this great commonwealth
beauty. True beauty les in its force to
make a good impression. If 1t Is not a
charm, it is not a beauty. Then too, af-
ter all, the truly handsome qualities lie
In that which does things handsomely.
Topeka Commonwealth: The case Of
Ellen NJ. Hunter vs.. the Union Pacific
railroad company, which was called up
Tuesday evening, is still on trial. The
plaintiff asks damages In the sum Of
IS, 600 for putting her of a train at a
flag station near which no one resided.
She claims to have contracted nervous
prostratiOn Of a serious nature.
Wallace County Register: Miss Cof-
man, from Jewell City, Kansas, was In
town the past week. She secured a
claim to a portion of Wallace county and
returned home happy. Miss c., is a
teacher Of good standing in the Jewell
City schools.
Leavenworth Standard: 1t is report
ed that Mrs. VIM Pennington, Of North
Third street, was the lucky holder OF
Louisiana state lottery ticket that drew
$4,000 at the last drawing.
Mrs. Addie st. John has procured a
decree Of absolute divorce from her hus-
band, H. @. st. John, the son Of Governor
st. John, in the district court Of Sedg-
wick county.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
Lney = a be ~ Houss.

From Ben PeEley Poore's RecouectiOns.
Mrs. Hayes exercised a greater inhu-
ence over public affairs than any lady
had since Dolly Madison presided over
the White house. Tall, robust and with
a dignifed figure, the whole expression
of her face, from the broad forehead,
which showed below her hair, worn in
the old fashioned style, to the firm mouth
and modest chin, bespoke the thought
ful, well balanced, matronly woman.
Notwithstanding the protest Of Secretary
Evarts and OF Washington society, wines
were banished from the state dinners, al
though the guests who were known to
the steward received, midway in the re-
past, glass Of Roman punch, which was
nearly all potent st. CrOix rum. Such
was its mvigOrating effect that it was
named the ''life giving station" While
Mrs Grant had always denounced the
White house as not suitable for a presi-
dent s residence, Mrs. HAYES was charmed
with It. She once took an old friend
through it, and showed him the rooms
and exclaimed: 'NO matter what they
build, they viii never build any more
rooms like these" She had the lumber
rooms ransacked and old china and fur-
niture brought out and renovated, ascer-
tanning, when it was possible, its history.
Every evening after dinner she had an
informal reception, friends dropping IN
and leaving at their VIII, and enjoying
her pleasant conversation. Even the
women spoke well Of her, and some fiat
tered her.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
GOvERNOR MARTINS PROCLAMATION.
STATE OF KANSAS,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT,
IOPEKA. March %. 1856.


To the Sleri6s, County Attorneys and other pracs
officers Of the State Of Kansas:
Kansas has no water ways within its Dor
ders. Its internal commerce Is carried by
It's railways. The railways are common car
rlers, and the prosperity of the state and the
interests and welfare Of It's DeOple-farmersY
mechanics merchants, manufacturers, Ia
bOrers and all Other5-ars dependent upon
the uninterrupted operation of the railway
lines Of the state. The interruption Of these
great arteries of commerce IS a disaster to
all, and hence is the concern Of all. Their
operation is vitality essential to every com
mercial, industrial and agricultural interest
of the people, and hence not only the great
est good to the greatest number but the
greatest good to each individual citizen Is
subserved by their uninterrupted operation.
We are now in the third week of the most
ser1ons business disaster that has ever be-
fallen our state. The fOrciDle stOppags Of
transportation on a long line Of railroad
touches the interests OF a third Of the people
Of Kansas, several hundred thousand IA
number. Supplies OF food and fuel are cut
of IN many localities; farmers mechanics
and manufacturers are prevented from
selling and shipping their stock and goods,
and from paying thousands of labOrers hIth-
ertO in their employ. Thus the 'sEriksP of
business and industry OF great masses OF
our people.
The cause Of the difficulty is not cur pro
vince to determine. We live Ia a laW-abid-
Eations and people must alike obey the law.
AS new grievances arise new Legislative
remedies VIII be found and adopted, but We
must act under and obey and enforce the
laws We have. Those VINO violate the law
should be arrested and brought before the
courts for trial and punishment. The
stopping of trausp Ortatiou and the stagna-
ton Of business have endured long enough.
The wheels Of industry must be put in mo-
ton No one class OF men have any right
IN law or equity, common sense or justice, 70
paralyZs the business of the country. to
work disaster to the tiller Of the soil, TO close
the mills and factories OF the state, and 20
throw thousands eff WorEingmen. engaged
IN every department OF human activity. ont
OF employment. The rights of the many
cannot be yielded to the claims Of the few
The men engaged in this fistrike" may
have Just grievances they may be the VIC
TINS Of corporate greed and power But
tins ract does not Justify laWlezsness or tur-
bulences or the destruction Of property, OF
che 1orelb4e stoppage Of the transportation
lines OF the state, and tho resulting loss and
wrong g hundreds OF thGuz1uda Of people.
ln no wise responsible Tor the ecntroTarrV
between the railway company and It's en-
plogel-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
Presidents OFFICE,
MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY,
March .. 1856.

Z. ?. POl0derly, Grand Master Workman:
DEAR Sm:-RepIying to your letter Of the
9th 1nst.s wish to say that viii tO-mOr-
row morning send the following Geographic
instructions to Ar- HOZler general manager
Of the Missouri Pacific railroad, at st. Louis:
In resuming the movement of trains on
the Missouri Pacific and IN the employment
OF labOreEs IN the several departments Of this
company give preference TO our late en-
plOyes whether they are Knights of Labor or
not, except that you viii not employ any
person who has injured the COmpauy's prop
5rty during the late strike, nor VIII we dis
charge any person who has taken service
with the company during said strike We
see no objection to arbitrating any differeu-
Css between the employees and the company.
past or future, and hoping the above will be
satisfactory, remain,
Yours, very truly,
JAY GOULD, resident.
The executive board of the Knights Of La
Dor have sent out the following telegram;
TO Martin Irons. Chairman az he Executive
Board Of District assembly 101 st. louis.
President Jay Gould has consented TO ouz
proposition for arbitration, aud so tslegraphs
Vice President HOEie. Order the men to re-
sumo work at once.
By order OF the Executive Board,
q. v. POWDERLX,
Grand Master Workman.
The executive board also sent out the fol-
loving telegram:
To the knights Of labor nov on a strike
in the southwest.
President Jay Gould has consented to our
proposition for arbitration, and so tele-
graphs Vice President HOZie. Pursuant to
tslegraphic instructions sent to the chair
man OF the executive board Of district as
sambly 101, you are directed TO resume work
at once
Per order to the Executive Board
T. ". POWDEHLY, Grand Master Workman
CongEessman O'Nsil arrived from Wash
lngton Just in time to get the news he sent
the following telegram at once:
10 the Missouri Republican
Settlement effected Gould consents to
arDIuraue- Executive committee OF knights
of Labor ordered men to resume work.
Congratulate our people on the result
JoHE ]. O'AEL.
Congrsssman O'NeI said that the labor
committee had prepared a bill which he
would present to the house tomorrow, in
which he thought there were provisions
which NouHG proven future trouble Like this
lie said thar some s, 600 or 1Q,GG0 people had
been directly effected. lie expressed great
pleasure that the end came 60 paaoaahlV.
de returned % = Washington 81 midnight
irs- ElEderlT and Mcdonald VIII
meet 1r- aQuld 81 morrow moaning a $50
- appointments
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
TIE SEUrER GENDER.

Mary, give me an example
of an object Of the masculine gender
Mary-Mr. Jones, the grocer.
Teacher-Now, give me an object OF
the feminine gender.
Mary-You; Miss Smith.
Teacher-And now Of the neutar gen
der
Mary-AIr. Robinson!
Teacher-Mr. Robinson?
Mary-Yes; he is neither man nor
woman, but an old bachelors Netg York
AdUertiSer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
TOO CLOSE

"Who broke this vase?' asked Miss
FussiDfeather's father as he entered the
ParlOr one morning and found his daugh-
ter gathering up the pieces Of a majolica
vase.
George and I broke It between us
last night" was the maiden's innocent
reply.
''Broke 1t between you, did you'll Wen,
next time young CEimdonbeak calls you
better not sit so close"
And then he left his daughter to pom
der on what he meant YOnkers States
man.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03

One Of the boarders IN an Augusta,
Ne, boarding house was annoyed at
finding that someone was smoking his
favorite meerschaum pipe. So he loaded
it carefully with a mixture OF powder and
tobacco and went to business. When he
returned he received an emphatic expires
sion OF opinion from an elderly and este
mable lady Of the family whose face WIS
ven sWathed In handages that covered
powder marks AS for the pipe. that had
totally dizapI-eared
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Have given Tongaline a trial In two
cases Of neuralgia-One lady aged sixty;
four doses gave permanent relief, the
other lady aged forty; neither have had
any return.
j. D. Donnohue, NJ. D., Butler Mo.
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VOL. VIII. NO. q.
GENERAL NEWS.


In response to the senate resolution the
general has informed that
body that the total number of revoyals OF
fourth-ciass postmasters from March T. 1880,
TO March 3, 1856, was 3,645, divided among
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SETTLED ATLAsT.

The Great Railroad giriIze is ordered or by
Grand Master Po1TderIy, aad the wheels
are again set In motion.---Enigllts OF La
Dor not guilty OF LaTiessuess to be taken
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