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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
The Rising

sun should find you resolved TO give
Ayers Sarsaparilla Il thorough trial. It
win cleanse and invigorate your blood, and
restore the vital organs to their naurll
functions. Mrs. J. d. Upham. 23i Sliag-
NUT avenue, Boston. Mass. writes: " For
number Of wears was troubled with In
digestion. and unable. without distress. 10
cake solid food. After using Ayers Sar-
sparilIa one month was
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Piles are frequently preceded BY q
ssnss Of weight IN the back. ioins and
lower part Of the abdomen. causing the
patient 10 snppos~ be has some afEectisn
OF the kidneys or neichhorinc organs.
Al times symptoms Of indigestion are
present. hatuleucy. uneasiness OF the
stomach. etc. A moisture, like perspi-
ration, producing very disAgreeable
itching. after getting warm. 10 = CON-
mon attendant. Blind, Bleeding and
Itching Piles yield at once 70 the appli-
cation Of DIR. Bosanko's Pile Remedy,
which acts directly upon the parts AZ
fected, absorhinR tbs Tumors. allayina
the intense itching and efIecting per-
manent cure. Price 80 oents. Address
the DIR. BosAnko Medicine Co., Piqua,
Ohio. Sold BY A. b. STEWART. DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Why do We defer till tomorrow what
We ahoeid do today Why do We neg
iect ccagh I'LL 10 throws ns into con-
sumption Asd c~usumption brings Us to
tho grave p DR- Wa. HANS BAIsAM IL
SURE 10 cure II taken in season. Il hAs
never been known 70 fail Use 10 thor
ooRhly, according 10 direetion< Perss-
we're till tbs disease is conquered. as 10
10 certain to be. evs n II 10 shoald require
Q dozen bottles. There 10 no better
medicine for pulmonary disorders. Fer
sale By A. b. STEWART, Seattle. DE-
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Entirely Cured"

Ars. II. VI. Thayer Milton. Mass, wriiex
have been very much troubled with
tOrpidity Of the liver, and Dyspepsia.
Ayers sarsapsriiIa has cured me.- Mrs.
J. W. Bradlee, Hyde Park, Mass. writes :
. | was greatly redurcd by Dyspepsia,
and was advised &c take Ayers ssrsa-
psrilia, which entirely cured me- Mrs.
VI. r. Ha lbleft, = Lawrence street,
Lowell. Mass, writes: II was sick two
years with stomach and liver troubles. and
obtained no relief until took
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Generation

follows generation, transmitting legacy
Of good or III, according 10 weiI-known
physical laws. To the unfortunate suf-
erer from hereditary scrofula, nothing can
be more cheering than the assurance that
IN Ayers Compound Extract OF sarsapa-
rilla is found constitutional remedy.
which eliminates the poisonous faint. and
restores to the blood the elements neces
shy To
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

w. p. BeYD a Co. keep the latest
shapes and styles in corssts. and have
added largely to their always full assert
ment to meet the demands of the spring
season. Special mention is made OF
their Hew corset, Dozens Self -adjusfing.
Certainly 1t Is considered one of the
most comfortable and healthfui corsets
10 the market. m6IS
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ExCrrenxxr m rxxAA

Great excitement has been caused In
the vicinity Of Paris. Texas. by the re-
mArkahle recovery Of Mr.. j. Z Cerley.
who vas % helpiess he could NOS turn
In bed, or raise his head; everybody
said he was dying OF Consumption. A
trial bottle Of DIR. King's New Discovery
vas SAINT 10 him. Finding relief hs
booQht large bottle and . box Of Dr..
Kings New Life Pills; by the time be
had taken two boxes Of Pills and tvo
bottles OF the Discovery, be Gas we'll
and had gained in flesh thirty-slx
pounds. Trial bottles Of this great Dis
covery for CONSUMPTION free 1t 4. b.
SxxwARr's. dw
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d. T. Loske. f'etroisum v. Nasty, ed
iscr Toledo Blade. writes. Il had ca
q forenneef Of my right hand one Of
those pieasant psts. a run roana.' The
finger became in3Amed 20 degree IN
beafabie. and Swollen to twioe its
natural sine. A friend gave me HEx-
mrs CARnoIzc eALvn; and In twenty
minutes she pain had % much s1bsidsd
- 10 give me fair nights rest. which
had nos bad before for . week. Tho
infanmation left the finger in day.
consSder IL most valuable artIcle-"
A. b STEWART. agent, Seattle. d.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
Life and Health.

Alarie MERCER, 9 Harrison avenue, Low.
eli, Mas, writes: my son was weak
and ,isbiiliated, troubled with sore eyes
aud serofuious humors. Ayers sarsapa-
rIlla restored him 10 perfect healfh.-
Irving II. Edwards, Ithaca, N. r., writes:
" From the time l wasfour years old, unit
eighteen. was subject 10 Scrofulous sort
Unrest. Many . time my neck has been
raw sore. from poultlces put on TO draw
out the Inflammation. took four bottles
Of Ayers ssr-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Attention 10 specially invited 70 ". +.
Boyd u Co.'S Spring Stock AZ Dress
Goods. They are shoxinR an assortment
that can be confidently recommended
to your notice, and 80 far A. prices are
concerned they were never lower IN
staple lines throughout, than they are
this season. Some aeiv designs that are
beautiful. and great bargains, they in
vite your early attention to. mh26
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

The Best Salve In the world for Cuts.
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fe-
yer Sores, letter. Ohapped Hands, Chill
blAins, Germs and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles. or no pay
required. IL IL guaranteed TO give per
feet satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price Is oents per boz. For sale By A.
b. STEWART. DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
SnERlEE'S SALE.

TN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR TIN
Il Thru sadi1isi District Of Washingt1p
Terssry, haldtns terms At Seattle
No. iei7-M.ry A. & sIA0un, plaintiff,
W. frank w. Chambers and JOAN A.
Leach. defendants.
Under and BY virtue Of an order Of sale
and decree OF foreclosure, issued out OF
the District Court. holding tesms al Seat
tie, on the . b day Of March. 1888 In the
above entitled Acsi0n wherein tho above
nAsaad plaintiff obtained Judgment and
decree agAiast the above named afend-
ant. am commanded 10 sell the follow
Ing described mortsagea Promises, that Ia
70 say.
f1st four 90, ave t5l. ton li0l. eleven an
and twelve tisl In block ninety three ts,i
ID. r Dcnnys frs, addition TO North Seat
tie, King county, w. II,
Nssies is therefore hsrsby eivsa. that on
SATURDAY.. the s,h day OF May.
1sse.
a. the heur uf II o'elock a. M. 81 sala dsJ.
81 the Ceurt House door. Ia the city Of
Seattle, King couHsy. Washington Territory, ]
viii, In ebsdienoe 10 said Order Of sale and
decree Of fcreclnxare soil the shove dceoribwa
properly. OF 20 much shefenf ~ may he ne
ce@ksry 10 estisfy plaintiffs judgment, with
lasssess thereon and eosta, 10 the highest and
beat hitdsr for cash,
Dated AZ seetiis tais san aAy o. April. 1855.
J. n MCahAW,
spDta shefin Of kina eoansy.
Hal SAITH attorneys for psalAtn.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
RHCE1yee,s sAK

The Lake Union Furniture Manufae-
turing Company being in the banda OF
q Recsiver. will cell furniture regard
les Of cost until all clAims against The
company are paid All parties indebted
10 the firm will please call and settle
their accounts without delay.
mh24 L. VAN DeRxzL Reoeiver.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

"CUT FsKIoHr RATks."-0ur spring
goods arriving by cheap freight enables
us TO give the pablo the benefit thereof.
We offer clean, new goods and nothing
shep worn, at prices without parallel In
the history Of Seattle.
mise ToKLAs Il SrxaxzMAS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

The favor With which DR.. Henisy's
Celery, Beef and Iron 10 inca BY the pub
lie b attributed 20 the purify Of tie
compound. and that 10 causes an efees
- Represented 70 Dc. Thousands 81 ner-
woes people have reAped tunea<arsbie
henefts By its asc. Weak vcDen and
osrrworked men wilI fad this tonse .
great treasure. de
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Halls Hair Rcnevsr renevs ciesnses.
briehtens aud invieorates the hair. and
restores faded or gray hair 10 lie youth
fai ooies and lnssre. People With gray
hasf prefer 10 use the remover, rather
shAn proclaim 10 the world, through
thear biesehed locks. teat they are BE-
eonine AGED and passing on 10 decay.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

q. DAWES q Co. wish to call the atten-
ton Of business men and others to their
large stock of Blank Books, which in
every respect are frat class. add will be
sold as low as the lowest. us Front st.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
YAxKEG DosDLE.

Yankee Doodle" was the theme Of
an interesting paper recently read By
George III. Moore, LID, before the
New York Historie.i Society. An al
dience completely filling the spacious
hall listened to the reading with una
bated interest.
The subject" said Mr.. Moore, nat
urally divides itself into two parts; first,
as TO the origin Of Yankee, and second,
concerning the time With which the word
is indiesolubly linked. Gordon. writing
in l775. says Yankee vas the favorite
word Of one Jonathan Hastings, living
in Cambridge In 17ia and vas used as
q term Of excellence. The students OF
Harvard thus became acquainted with
it, and, linking it with Hastings, from
whom they hired horses, IL became q
by word and vas scattered over the
country. There is little or no authority
to rest this statement Of its origin upon.
The first registered Yankee was one
William Mari, slave In the Carolinas,
Who, In an advertisement In 4 small
Enelish paper in l725, is thus called.n
Mr.. Moore then passed over In rapid
Succession the various supposed Indian
derivatives OF the word. including that
in Irving's History Of New York" and
the hitherto accepted authority Of the
Morsvian missionary in Pennsylvania,
that Il was corruption of Ysneese, the
Indian phonetic spelling Of English, and
continued:
"Ths word is not Indian er Greek, bat
pure Dutch, expressive Of contempt, and
probably the most 20 in the vocabulary
OF the early New York Dutch. 'Yas
kim meant In that dialect TO erumble,
suari OF yelp, and its dsrivstive noun,
Yauker, meant bowling our. II was
mot in use save among the lower Glasses,
for reasons which NOS cut out slang
from uss BY educated people, bat il was
q we'll known word. In the collisions
between the Mes Enelanders and tie
New York Dut.h bad blood Vas aroused,
and the New En- slanders desp ed the
Dutch, while tue latter abouinated the
former. and both very fervidiy. Hence
the use of the word 10 indicate the con-
tempt which existed. Every circum-
stance pointed TO lie birth in the COLI
sions between the Dutch aud the colo
nisfs. To this day the Yankees are
locked upon With dissrrst by the REM
nants Of the real Dutchmen new outside
New England.
"The word vas wall known before
the tune continued Mr.. Mscre, "but
the latter unquestionabiy cane from
England, despite the assertions that Il
10 q well known Nethsriand peasant
song, or that kossuth. when here, recoe-
nized Il as Hungarian dance. or that
10 is known ss the ancient sword dance
of the Bisesysns The words and tune
weFa unAoubtediv Arm uedaad focat hay
BY DIR. Richard Shnckbere. Who vas
contested With the British army when
the colonial troops from New Engisnd
marched tsto q camp 81 Albany 10 join
the British regulars on the way 10 aeht
the French. The doctor knew Of thu
tsne a. Fishers Jig OF which . verse
ran:
asI.ucx I.o,kss io.s hsv ,a~k.t
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

CoNFrSED TO THE BED FouR MoSTHs,
and almost blind. and cured by one box
Of Gilmore's Neuralgia Cure. A. b.
SrEwART, agent DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

1lnety ~ snd so<hins aora
4eeme No. HAsn1cccx I TKAnsss saors,
- presed - - tie thing 10 cure.
ftenannt enstin9. safe and sure.
fxAr ocM xnx1 (KruAxyPzrs} cocou
eT1uP.
80 vainaeae fer co2eh4 colds. suss
throat. vhccpspx cough, hseuchisss,
diskreestnR symrecms in TIE threat, and
~ sentencv 20 consnmptiss. The only
uouRh Syrup that dos nsi sicksn tks
seosnaeh. A dollar ssxnd package fos
seseusy-dvs certs Sample bottles free,
HNssssucx 4 fKnas.
no ~ ON Sois Auentz.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Are Iupossans prosisms. he fnrmsr d.
pendina greatly On the l1xtef. Every
ons u fsmiiiAx Nth the healthy proper-
ties Of fruit. and no enc can afford 70
be sick ard niserable while the pleasant
ooscensrsfed liquid frnis remedy. Syrup
Of Fi0s. en- Be had Of cur en3efpeising
druReiss, A. B. SIKwkxr. dv
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
WILD cMEnnY ANn rAR.

Everybody knozs the virtues Of Wild
Cherrv and Tar ss 4 relief and cure for
any affections Of the Throat and I.nnas.
Combined With the>e two Ingredients
are fsv simple healinr remedies in
the compcsitios OF DR.. Bozsnko,s
Cough and Lang Syrup. making il juss
the article yea should always have in
the hcoec for ConRhs. Colds. oroap and
Brenchifis. Price 80 censs and a.
SsmPles frce. Sold BY A. B. stew
All. dv
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

DR.. HenIsy's Celery. Beef and Iron re
stores lost Ustaiity and aires neae igs and
| riqor. DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

AssoS HoUeB. of Black .erry, (IIls }
says he owes his life to Gilmere's Mag
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Neg spring styles In Asnoskeas, Can
lon. Ginsosnss. rs yards for tI. New
sna boa shcp worn csitcs4. - yards for
o.. ToxLas 4 Srxsxxxan. nkN
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

WEx WILL roc xvFrxs from ATns aud
Malaria vhsn 6slmorc's Aromssis wins
vii care yoof A. B. SrxwAKrS do
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Embroidsries, new styles, l cent per
yard. Uorsets, . cents. Laces, 10 yards
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
MONEY TO LOAN

ON IMPROVED CfTy PROPERTY.
~ hAsaas< price p4ia Tor CITY aaA
sneass scstE 81 csssce 81 ". ", y gGI.fS
EeSsz1A nnhfs
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Tie Sev Easy Lawn Mover, for
sAls By the sEsrzLs HARDWARE Co. 10
iust adapsed 70 the vanss Of Seetfle
people. apl
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Remaining In the Seattle PossofRcs
Saturday. April 10. 1856. Persons calling
for thsss letters viii please ny adver-
tised:
Armstrong NnW Anahultx. OF
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Bay the Decker. tie leadsns Pane. a
IcsnAn a HAxroEp'A eli
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
House to L eft.

fT1uE SOUTHERN coRSxR HogsK
4 - sAe Stes IN 6 Ma roW ef elegant
s~'esiiaE SpsIdes sss A1s and c.s5i y aizsf
hsah an ses-esa aSAaE. Aaa al sasssera ooa.
yeas~sacs. ATflY ~
Eahai VA. n. WOOn. Aspas
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

7. r. PuxruHxs. Insurance. and Coz-
mission Azsnt- sa7s
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

New Lawns, 1876 spring styles, 20
yards for 81. ToKIAs 4 SISoEnMAs.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

T. T. PUxPHsKr. insurance and Com
mission Agent ja10
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

Written bids will be received until
May LIST, 1886, by the undersigned for
1000 ar ties, 9 II. long. in. face. 6 In.
thick. delivered In McEiroy's slough on
or before Aug. ist. 1856. the company
ressrving the right 10 reject any and al
bids. BLANCHARD Il. Il. Co.
mh27 d&wlm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
HAVEN SEEDS.

A COLIN NrED AND TMpOkTKn
IA GARDEN skEn>.
Sud fos prize List ~ J. W. FiORR isyns
den. wNsh, TER. tAfdw
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sxeEhTAooMA srxau w.,
S.....hf~tioa Compssss SAti-
iesvc Tsss, 49, :. q Ps.ker. nssssr -
ssS rrs5sx na esery Aoaaa5. 49,, -
seastle srsin $50 = "a spoe srsss5 y
ssngcrs fer oiymp'a- 49, 40 -.
~ SkookQm BSyA and 49, -. - ID
sarninS VII leave BIG skooss.l 80 ~
a.s' anersiay and Safur3s~ - To-
enc oaympis Al y m. arr3x,..~ :. -
- " connect with s,can - -. 5ero-
ss1na points For freix n a. - - aeNn
sss - . q op ny, ofsiee On n P.Ef
.ps JAS GRIFrfrHs ~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

sun. oilae Q. ~. csvs. uae>..
Avks YksI4kRE WHkRH ~
~ WEDNESDAY and sexuriss- -
Inursosy and Monday. oallIS: ~ -.
Sood ues.asay, MOI 49,
Sl0. Moent Vernon S<axlin3 - s6
ss.sssn se Rene ssovH ~ hllSki =
E0STkR on ths wharf
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1lIk1 j Jo 81

d. K. HOWARD. Sole Or
VII. from data. carry the Unl1ee -.
mad on Hoods Canal. mak11[
weekly trips 70 Seattle. 49, ~
viii toach Il Porf Gnmbis IT, -
or freight arriving e. senas
afternoon returning win h1ye H.
wharf 90 u o'clock eyery - Il
saturday morning. taking - -
Port Gamble for ssabeek aEd Q11e-
Tbs steamer Josephins WIZ 49, ~
bs1k for Port 6smbie eyery az
saturday. % 1 ke p4ssen9szs -
and recslye orders for azT podnses
q. nal -
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11
FHE ARLINGTON HOTEL
FURNITURE

WIZ b sold At private sale. in lots TO suit
purchasers commencing on Monday,
March n Dos Mitchell viii be In a..
tendance 10 wais on customers from ESQ
- IN. 10 5 y. IN mha
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GOOD STOCK FARM.

DN sQrAK SLOUGH; Il ACRES
~ eeN lsreo P&sturr rent ShsAn
pAyshse n ~erk. Adde'S III X
bax ieA scat Ia. mhiS
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-11

JOHN H. YArEs, OF Batavia IN. ~.
says
II checrfully commend
Your AROMATIC WINE;
II did new life and viQor send
Through this weak frame Of mine.
Il did for all my stomach ills
More than the doctor and bis pills.-
A. B. SrKwARr. agent, Seattle.
MR- A. HIeaIss, Of Wyoming IN. Y. },
says be bad she piles for nearly 10 year,,
and vas CURED by using Gilmore's Pile
Speci6s. A. B. SrKwART. DIV
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-08-16
CnInrado CnnrtshIn.

They have some queer girls in Colorado.
One OF them. who resides in the Cache La
Poudre valley, had been receiving the atten-
tons Of young man for about year, but,
becoming impatient at his failure to bring
matters to a crisis she resolved to ascertain
his intentions When he next called she
gently took him by the ear, led him to a
seat, and said:
'Nobby, you've bin foolin' round this
claim fur mighty near a year, an hev never
yit shot off yer mouth on the marryin biz
I've cottoned to yer on the square clean
through, an have stood of every other
galoot that has tried ter chip IN; an no"
want yer to come down tn business or leave
the ranch E. yer on the marry an want a
pard thatll stick rite tn we till ye pass in
yer checks an the good Lord calls ye over
the range, jist squeal. an Wen hitch; but Ell
that amt yer game, draw out an give some
other Teller a snow fur his pile Now sing
yer song or skip"
He sang.-Denver Tribune.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-08-16
PROFESSOR sRom WHITE.
His Grand AgGregashun Nearing the
Missouri Line.

His Grand Aggregashun Nearing the
Missouri Line.
To the Editor of The Dstroit Free Press:
am gradually nearin' the Missouri line
with my grand aggregashun of material
wonders, scient fic kuriOsitIes and highly
moral leckturs on polyticks, anatomy, phren-
ology, physiogonomy and so 4th- Hlc 1acetl
Which means that my show, at quarter
head. is better wuth the money than any
karavan now travellin. Do not be deceived
by cirkus bills rested on the walls.
In my last thrOwed out hint that the
pubic was dooly appreshiatin' my dissolvin'
views and that l was preparin' CRATE sur
prise. Last mite performed my show to a
large and intelligent aujeence-children
half price Wealth and culchur jammed
herself into the hall soto voce. Of it wasn't
soto Voce please change to statu quo L
know it was in the nayburhood Of one or
the other of 'em.)
1 brung out the dissolving views fust.
The Landscape of Dan1 in the lions den
had jist bin teched up with carmine, and 1t
was a terrifick hit. Dan1 was called BED
the kurtin three strait heats. Everybody
was ready to back him at big Odds This
scene was painted fur me by an old master
I'm CHICAGO
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PACIFIC
Commercial Advertiser
STEAM BOOK AND JOB
PRINTING OFFICE
Is prepared to do all kinds of
Commercial & Legal Work
CORRECTLY AND WITH DISPATCH.
Having just Received a Complete and New
Assortment of
Job Types and Ornaments
OF the Latest STYLES, from the most Cele
brated Foundries of the United States.
and employing Ccly Experienced
and Tasty Workmen. we are
prepared to turn out
letter Heads.
Bill Heads.
Circulars.
Note Heads.
Statements.
Bills OF LadiHg,
Contracts.
Mortgage Blanks.
Leases.
Shipping Contracts,
In Hawaiian & English,
Calendars.
Blank Checks,
stock Certificates.
business Cards.
Meal Checks.
MILK Tickets.
Bank Checks
Orders.
Receipts,
Marriage Certificates.
Diplomas.
Catalogues,
BIOttinE Pads
And in fact everything which first-class
office can do.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-08-16
To Whom 1t May Concern.

OFFICE WIN. T. WITRERs,
PROPRIETOR FAIRLAwN STOCK FARM,
LEXINGTON, KY, March 30, 1886.
This is to certify that the bearer, Wallace Jack
son. has at various times been in my employ, and
/ can confidently recommend him as thoroughly
capable to take OF fine horse stock. While
with me he always honest, prompt and capa-
bile. He worked for me here at Fairlawn, and
also at His Majesty's stables i'm Honolulu, and at
both places I always looked upon him my best
groom.
Sgnedl r. =. WITHERS,
Manager of Fairlawn Farm.
Wallace Jackson has removed his training sta
bles the lot adjoining MOnsarrats property on
Bingham street Entrance gate on Bingham street,
opposite Col Claus Spreckels windmill.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-08-16
Short and Crisn.

A genuine hum-bug-the locust-Life.
When Greek meets Greek then comes the
talk of war-Boston Globe.
A western compositor has been trying to
sat han TO music Yonkers Statesman.
He covered the whole point-the man who
sat down on a carpet tack-Life.
If the night Is unwholeSome, why do owls
live so longf-National Weekly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-08-16
The influence of Environment.

This is the time of the year when the voice
of the average boy experiences strange muta-
tons. In school, when he is called upon to
decIaim "piece," it is almost Impossible tc
hear him ten fee away. But in the very
same afternoon his voice can be heard
over the base ball grounds and clear Owe
the fence as he wildly yells, go now; you'v
got to gor'-Chicago Times.