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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Food

The following are the practical con-
illusions arrived at by DR.. Franz Spaeth:
A temperature of 104-122 degrees Fa-
hrenheit generally is the best for all
foods and drinks, and where solid food
is to be masticated it should not ex-
ceed 50 degrees. Fluids may be borne
at 140-149 degrees in small swallows.
if cold solids are eaten with them. The
warming of the body, for which pur-
pose hot drinks are sometimes taken,
can be attained at temperatures which
exceed the blood heat (99.5 degrees Fa-
hrenhei) by 1924 degrees Fahrenheit,
and the danger and pain of higher tenn
peratures are needless. People who
suffer from stomach troubles, especial
IL liberation, should carefully avoid
high temperatures. Children especial
ly should be guarded against this dan
gerous habit. For nursing infants. ma
ture has clearly indicated the proper
temperature. Mothers milk is at
1904 degrees Fahrenheit; therefore, all
artificial food should be at this point.
These experiments and the practical
points deducted from them are of the
greatest value hygienically, and should
be heeded.-American analyst.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Ne Was the Advertising Man.

chicago tribune
us Mr.. Smithers in?" inquired a sedate-
looking man as he went iuto the counting
room OF O manufacturer in a suburban
town the other afternoon.
II am Mr.. Smithers," replied the gentle.
man addressed.
The sedate-looking man produced his
card. thread: '.Alpheus De Benyon, Chris
tian Encourager, New York"
"Glad to see you, Mr.. De Benyon.
think a great deal OF the Encourager. My
wife and 1 could hardly keep house without
it. By the way hat was a splendid edi'
torial in the last number on the duty oil
church members to be total ~abstainers. l
read it aloud to the whole family. Now
that 1 think OF it, this is our regular eve
ming for prayer meeting at the church. We
shall be happy to have you attend and
give us a talk"
II came in, Mr.. Smithers," said the Wis
itor, 'to get you to renew your advertising
contract with us for another year; but ]
am very thirsty. I'll step out and get a
cocktail and see you again in a few min
utes. Go to prayer meeting? Thunder
l never go to prayer meeting! I'm the ad
vertising solicitor"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
A wIFE, O

FROM the voice, NJ. /.
1t beats all-this determination OF the
women to do all they make up their minds
to. My income being limited, / asked my
wife to exercise care in the management OF
her affairs, SO that, when the time came
for me to pay the bills, l would not be
compelled to part with every penny OF my
income. To be doubly careful, / asked her
20 keep an account OF our expenses, and
every now and then we would look over
the accounts, to cast out what we should
Judge unnecessary. The first hitch we had
was in the matter OF Peariine. l felt that
it was not in the line OF economy to put
Pearline into the dish-water; Pearline into
the wash-boiler; Pearline into the clothes
soaking water, or to use Pearline for house
cleaning purposes; and despite the argu-
ments OF my wife, / succeeded in cutting
that expense from the account. Things
seemed to go all right for q little while, but
soon | noticed that my shirts, cuffs and
collars began to look as yellow as get out,
and wife kept complaining about the look
Of her dishes, "they were so greasy" inc
gave me a gentle hint, that the item cast
out OF our account had not been as eco
nomical as l supposed. My shirts were
wearing from the hard rubbing they were
getting, n the o d and common soap
was just about finishing things. Almost
disguised with matters, [ concluded to give
Pearline a chance to show it's economical
properties, for wife would only answer
to every complaint about the looks
OF my linen: "There's nothing
that beats Pearline." You'd be sur
prised what a change it wrought; 1
found that my new linen kept perfectly
white, and | don't hear the complaint
about the fearful backache after wash-dav.
No more complaints about the greasy
dishes. and orr neiphbOrs. who don't Use
Pearline, asks wife how she manages to
keep her paint so clean. I've concluded,
for economy, to let wife run matters in the
house, while | run the outside affairs for
the house. Wife saidId come to my senses
some time.-Angler.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Endow them with q legacy that cannot
be s%quandered and send them to the
UNIVERSITY OF NoTRE DAME,
an institution now in its forty-third year,
and unsurpassed for it's advantages to i'm
part to your sons and wards a thorough
and finished education, eitherin a thorough
commercial (business) course, which is a
distinguishing feature OF Notre Dame uni.
versity, or in a full course, which comprises
classics, law, science, mathematics and
music.
Special advantages are offered to students
OF the LAW DEPARTMENT.
THE MINIM APARTMENT
a separate institution (St. Edwards hall)
for boys under II years of age, who are
taught by
SISTERS OF THE HOLY CROSS,
under whose maternal care they pass
nearly the entire day in receiving ~instruc.
ton in all the elementary branches OF an
English education together with a funda-
mental knowledge OF Latin, French, Ger
man. vocal music, violin, piano and draw
ing, preparatory to enter either the junior
or senior classes OF the university.
Board, washing, mending, tuition and
entrance fee for session OF five months in
Minim department, $3.50.
The eighty-fifth session will open on Tues
day, September 7. 1886.
Before concluding where to place yourson
or ward send for a catalogue, which will be
sent free, giving you full Information OF the
University OF Notre Dame. Address,,
Rev. 7. e. WALSH. c. S. G.,
President University,
Notre Dame, Ind.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
They Grow Side by Side.

A mother had been teaching her infant
daughter a little prayer the refrain OF
which was, Forget me not, o Lord" and
because of the little girls forgetfulness her
attention had been called to the flower OF
that name, in thehope that its association
with the prayer would improve her mem
DRY. After it was supposed the child had
her lesson fully learned, the mother, one
evening, in the presence OF company, INK
ious to exhibit her daughters precocity,
asked her to recite her little prayer, and
she surprised the company by shouting:
Bachelors buttons, o Lord" The two
flowers grew side by side in the family gar
den.-[Boston Post.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
The Poor Little one..

We often see children with red eruptions
on face and hands, rough, scaly skin, and
often sores on the head. These things in
dictate II depraved condition OF the blood.
In the growing period, children have need
OF pure blood by which to build up strong
and healthy bodies. Ii DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery is given, the blood is
purged OF its bad elements, and the child's
development will be healthy, and as it
should be. Scrofulous affections, ricketts,,
fever-sores, hip-ioint disease or other grave
maladies and suffering are sure to result
from neglect and lack OF proper attention
to such cases.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

As there have been various rumors, ETC.,
about Capt. j. w. Williamson drawing
$4,000 in The Louisiana State Lottery,
we again accosted the ~good-natured CAP
tain on the subject while on our streets
last Saturday. The captain is a prosper
GUS farmer of Willow Grove, this county,
and before the June drawing OF this we'll
known Lottery, something seemed to tell
him that he should make a small invest
ment, which he did by handing Johnny
Roedel, the clerk of the steamer Valley
Belle, a couple OF dollars with instructions
as above-not knowing any other living
man in the transaction. When Roedel got
to M~iddleport, Ohio, he added three dollars
to the above amount and forwarded it to
the Company and in due time received five
tickets, two OF which he handed to Capt.
Williamson, one of these being No. Is, 145
which entitled him to one-tenth of the Can
ital prize of $780, 600. and which amount
he has received through the Bank, of
Ravenswood, w. Va, from NJ. A. Dauphin,
New Orleans, La [Ravenswood CIV. Va.)
News, July 21.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
A Washington Territory Woman.

Another smart American woman has been
discovered. She lives in Washington Terri.
tory, and her name is Mrs. Annette Wynne.
This lady is the proprietress of a fine farm,
which contains 42O acres, much OF it in a
state OF cultivation. Here she conducts a
stock and dairy business, all the work be,
ing done under her supervision. She is also
owner OF a large number OF town lots in
Tacoma, the business connected with which
she personally attends to-.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Good Advice.

Don't attempt to cheat an editor out OF
years subscription OF his paper, or any
sum-. Cheat the minister, cheatthe butcher
-anybody-but if you have any regard for
your future consequences, don't fool with a
printer. He will get even with you and
more too. You will be put up for office
some time, or N some public favor for
yourself or some OF your friends, and just
when your luck is thing OF beauty and Joy
forever, the printer will open up on you
and knock your air castles into a cooked
hat at the first blow.-BiIl Nye.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Disposing of the Flies for a Fee OF 1880

A vermin eXterminator OF Boston re-
Gently offered to clear a large brewery of a
vast quantity Of flies which had collected
by the millions in the beer hogsheads, for
$3.50. The proprietor agreed to the terms
and the man went to work. "Roll these
barrels into the ice-room," he said. The
barrels were rolled into the room where
ice was made. "Freeze emp said the YER
min exterminator. The brewery men were
surprised that they had not thought OF
that simple remedy. They tried it, and
in a short time swept out countless mum
bers Of frozen flies.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
The Latest Snake Story.

A Georgia rattlesnake got into a pantry
the other day and found some eggs which
it swallowed. Then it crawled partly
through the handle OF a jug, and, finding
some more eggs, swallowed them. This
brought about an interesting state OF af
fairs, for the greedy snake found it impos
sible to get out OF the jug handle, being I'm
able to nov either backward or forward
In it's efforts to escape it made great rum
pus, and it was soon killed by the awak.
ened inmates Of the house, New Yorl
Tribune.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09


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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich.
offer to send their Celebrat ted VoLTAIc BELTS
and Electric Appliances on thirty days
trial to any man afflicted with Nervous De-
bility, Loss OF Vitality, Manhood, &c. Il
Illustrated pamphlet IN SEALED ENVELOPE
with full particulars, mailed free. Write
them at once.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Those who are trying to break up the
baneful habit OF incompetence will expert
ence great benefit from the use of Prickly
Ash Bitters. Liquors derange the system.
Prickly Ash Bitters Will remedy the evil re-
suits and restore the brain, stomach and
liver to healthy action, thereby strengthen
ing the will power, thoroughly cleansing
and toning up the system and remove
faint of disease. 1t is purely a medicine
and while pleasant to the taste, it cannot
be used as a beverage by reason Of its
cathartic properties.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

"What a lovely cOmp!exion," we often
hear persons say. 81 wonder what she
does for it?" In every case the purity and
upon the blood. Those who have sallow,
blotchy faces may make their skin smooth
and healthy by taking enough OF DIR.
Golden Medical Discovery" to
drive out the humors lurking in the system.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

SURE CURE FOR Recommendations guar
anteed in all cases. Use Perry Davis Vege-
table Pain Killer according to directions,
and it will cure ninety-nine cases out OF
every hundred. Try it, it surely will not
hurt YOU.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

The success of students who obtain a
practical business education at the Lincoln
Business College, Lincoln, Neb., is remark
able. Business houses in the state are sup
piled by them.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

I have your goods, Athlophoros, on my
shelf, and nave had for some time. hear
only good reports from it among my GUS
toners. A. G.. Jepson. druggist, Muskegon,
Mich. A sample OF thousands of similar
testimonials to the great rheumatism and
NEURALGIA cure.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Ii the gentlemen whose lips pressed the
lady's snowy brow and thus caught a
severe cold had but used DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup, no doctors bill would have been
necessary.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Do not despair OF curing your sick head
ache, when you cal so easily obtain Car
ter's Little Liver Pills. They will effect a
prompt and permanent cure. Their action
is mild and natural.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Don't fail to see the BATTLE OF GETTYs-
BURG when you visit ON 1ha. Special rates
to excursion parties. oh. Wheeler,J r, Sec'y
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A. D.. Amfraud Is the name of the latest de-
~faulter. His name, when jammed together,
should have been sufficient warning.-Dstroit
Free Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A good point is a church steeple. 1t al
ways points upwards.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Salvation Oil kills pain every time. For
cuts, bruises, sprains, strains, burns, scalds,
and frost bites it is an iniallible cure. Price
only twenty-five cents a bottle.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A granddaughter OF Charles Dickens has
gone on the stage.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

The Omaha Type foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Geo. H. Burns is now reaping the
benefit of a IRIS at Elliott's Bust
ness College, Burlington, as book-keep-
er for the largest furniture manufac-
tory in Iowa.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Henry w. Miller OF Worcester, Mass, has
been s~eventy-one years in the stove and
hardware business.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Prompt in Action, but no Burning
from Red Pepper. CARTER's s.. w. & B
BACKACHE PLAsTERS.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

1t cost Gladstone exactly f191 3s Id to
be elected for two constituencies in Scot
land.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A Chinaman, lately arrested in San Fran.
cisco, had on a $500 coat of mail.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Mrs. Cleveland's photographer is printing
500 pictures of her daily.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Mild, soothing and healing is DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

The dishonest coal dealer practices high
way robbery.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
FARMERS AND sToCKMEN.

The only remedy that cures gals, cuts and
wounds on horses and cattle, and always grows
the hair in its original color, is Veterinary Car
bolisalve. SO cents and 81 90, at Druggists or by
mail. Cole Il Co., Black River Falls, Wis.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Be kind-it makes little difference what
kind.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

You get more comfort for 25cts in Lyons Heel
Stiffeners than in any other article.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A man who was caught stealing grain
said he was making an extract of corn.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Mexico has united the Gordian knot b,
Cutting it..
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
IN Iowa.

Mr.. Tilden held his Gramercy Park house
to be worth 81, 600, 600.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Parisians wear alpaca skirts with blouse
overdresses of thin India silk.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Saratoga and Long Branch are said to
abound with women with 'frescoed faces"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

| Persons suferingfrom Ague of long stand
I ing will find a specific in Ayers Ague Cure.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

A man Of exalted berth-the fellow who
has the upper bunk in ii steamer.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Why Not Try II

If you have that extreme tired feeling, weaku ess,
loss of appetite, indigestion, heartburn, headache,
or other symptoms of dyspepsia. why don't you try
Hood s Sarsaparilla?
1t will overcome the tired feeling, create an appe-
tite, tone up the digestive organs and cure dyspep-
sia. 1t is the only medicine Of which can truly be
said. "1CO Doses One Dollar which is an unan-
swerable argument as to strength and economy.
If you suffer from %scrofula, salt rheum, sores.
boils. pinples, humors of any kind. why don't you
try Hoods Ssrsaparilla?
1t is purely vegetable. free from all injurious in.
gradients, is undoubtedly the best bloed purifier,
and is almost certain to do you good.
l had been troubled with hives and pimples for
sons time. Other remedies having failed, 1 was
advised to try Hoods sarsapariIla. 1 have taken
tive bottles. and am entirely cured. think Hoods
sarsapsrilla has no equal us ablood purifier EFFIE
NJ. PETRIE, Portsmouth, Ohio.
Moods ~Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists 81; six for s.. Prepared
by c. l. HOOD & Co. Apo:hecarles. Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Capt.J. w. wilIiamson,s Luck Again

Cake after the soup is a new and queer
feature OF some Newport dinners.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

1t is worthy of note that the MOSQUITO
never drinks behind the bar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

One OF the best life preservers is a porter
house beefSteak.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Gray hair, however caused, is restored
to its original color by Halls Hair Re
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Invaluable for ali Forms
OF female weakness, CARTER's IRON PILLS.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Have treated DR. v and its complications with the
most wonderful success; use vegetaOi remedies, en-
tirely harmle s. Remove all sympto 5 OF dropsy In
.ight to twenty days. =,
Cure patients pronounced hopeless by the best Of
physicians.
From the first dose the symptoms rapidly disap-
pear, and in ten days at least two-thirds o. all synlP
toms are removed.
Some may cry humbug without knowing anything
about it Remember it does not cost you anything %
realize the merits of our treGtmen: for yourself
In ten DAYS the difficulty OF breathing IS relieved. the
pulse regular, the urinary organs made 10 discharge
their full duty, sleep is restored, the swelling all 81
nearly gone, the >treng 9Th increased and appetite ND
good, We are constantly curing cases OF LONE s:tn[
irg-caSes that Ia we been tapped a n"moer or times,
and the p atient declared unable TO live Il week. cave
full history of c1.e. Name, sex, how long afflicted,
how badly swollen and where, are bowels cost:ve .haYs
legs bursted nd dripped water. Send Tor free pam
inlet coE:aininC Testimonials, questions, etc.
Ten DAYS treatment furnished free by nail
II you order trial, send 20 cents in st9mps to pay
postage.
~, II. GREEN tR SONS, "a. D'a.,
25eT Marietta Street, Atlanta, Ca
Epilepsy Fits) Positively Cured.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

obtained by Louis Bagger & Co.. n
torneys, Washington, D.. c. Est'd 1864. Advice free
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
"s REp-HDv CHANGES.

The more ~extravagant q man is the more
he swears at fortune.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Be merciful to dumb animals. Heal
all open sores and cuts with Stewards
Healing Powder, Is and SO cents boz.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Be honest-till you learn the combina.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
YOUR SONS.

There is a girl at Lake George who rows
six hours a day for exercise.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
A MOsV LEFsEWAL OFFER.

Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's Remedy
for Catarrh.. By drnggiSrs. soc
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09
Lovely Complexion.

Queen M~argharita OF Italy prefers women
physicianS.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

TEl EE1kpEY Learn here and earn good
EGsSsaHI Ni pay. Situations furnished
= Valentine Bros. Janesyille, Wis.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

EAESgESEA and Morphine Habit Cured in TO
Esk0 q s rs 80 days. Refer to 1000 patients cured
~ EV kfs in all parts. Or. Marsh, Quincy, Mich.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-09-09

Es ~ AN Morphine Habit Curedin 10
~ EHe to 20 days. No pay till Cured.
DR. j. STEPHENS. Lebanon. Ohto.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-02-06
Snow Bound.

After the bright day on Tuesday, it
was a great surprise 10 all to awake on
Wednesday morning and find 1t snow
ing hard and much had fell during tn :
night. 1t continued to fall all day and
on Thursday morning it was still fall
ing but stopped during the day. 1t
fell very evenly to the depth of s or
10 incl es on the level. The storm was
gene al all over the country. On
Thursday night tn, wind arose and
banked he roa6s in places ) o there Is
little travelling.
The snow oil strueted railroad t.avel
all through South Jersey. The morning
train on Thursday did not reach Penns-
grove until 1910, having lad some diff
Guilty with the snow this side of Pauls-
boro. The noon train from Philadelphia
a rived as usual. The $40 p. NJ. freight
left on time but the 4 40 mail train for
Penusgrove did not arrive. The sos
train left with F. s. Barber, conductor,
and w. Pedrick engineer. The people
kept waiting for the ears until late in the
evening but no train arrived and there
was no one to give information until
Friday morning when Assemblyman
Whitaker arrived home on foot.
He brought word that the $40 freight,
Jere Cream, engineer, laid at Woodbury.
with a piston rod or othSr machinery
broken, The 500 train UP, W. Pedricl;
engineer, was this side Of Paulsb0ro,
snow bound with no wa'er in tine tank,
There appeared 70 be several passengers
on that train as he, on the siding, passed