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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
Robbers Fooled by a Parrot.
Pittsburg Dispatch.

Burglars were abroad in the Sixteeeth
and Seventeenth Wards on Friday night.
They did a good Zeal of hard work,
but they were not rewarded with more
than $25 worth of booty. At the cigar
store of Jacob Schmidt, 3517 Penn aven-
ne, a little round hole was cut in the
heavy glass window and all the show
goods, including pipes, cigars and tobac
CO we're stolen.
At Mrs. Nichols grocery store, on
Thirty-third street, they were unfortu-
nate. After laboring long and hard to
get a pane of glass cut out of the window,
they were were just about to crawl
through the hole when pet parrot com
menced to yell for help SO loudly that
everybody was awakened, and the burg
lars we're frightened into an ignomini-
Gus retreat.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
A Quick Recovery

1t gives us great pleasure to state that the mer
chant who was reported being at the point of
death from an attack of Pneumonia, has entirely
recovered by the use of DIR. VIM. HALLS BAL
SAM FOR THE LUNGS. Naturally he feels
grateful for the benefits derived from using this
remedy, for the lungs and throat; and giving
publicity to this statement we are actuated by
motives of public benefaction, trusting that 9TH
ers may be benefited in a similar manner
The French Institute has accepted the gift of
the Chantily estates by Due d. Aumale.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
Let Well Enough Alone

Wife-What do you think of the idea of
my taking German lessons, my dear?
Husband-I would advise you to do
as You think best, of course; but my pri-
vate opinion is that you get along so
famously in English that to take up a
second language seems to be wildly su-
perfiuOus.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
A New Wonder

Is not often recorded, but those who write to
Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine, will learn of a
genuine one You can earn from S. to S25 and
upwards day. You can do the work and live at
home, wherever you are located. Full particu-
lars will be sent you free. Some have earned
over $50 day. Capital not needed. You are
started in business free. Both sexes. All ages.
Immense profits, sure for those who start at
once. Your first act should be to write for par
ticulars.
A high hill near Chimapla, State of Mexico,
was split in two parts by subterranean forces.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Notwithstanding the great number who yearly
succumb to this terrible and fatal disease, which
IS daily winding its fatal coils around thousands
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will cleanse
and purify the blood of scrofulous impurities
and cure tubercular consumption (Which is only
scrofulouS disease of the lungs. Send 10 cents
in stamps and get DR.. Pierce's complete treatise
on consumption and kindred affections with
numerous testimonials of cures Address
Worlds DsEensary Medical Association, Buffalo
V
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
lnCOrIanG.

When you visit or leave New York City, save
Baggage, Expressage and So Carriage Hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel; opposite
Grand Central Depot.
613 elegant rooms, fitted up at cost of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per day. Euro
pean plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with
road to all aepots. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at
any other first-cIsss hotel in the city.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
"A Perfect Flood of Sunshine -

will fill the heart of every suffering woman if
she will only persist in the use Of DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" 1t will cure the most
excruciating periodical pains, and relieve you of
all Irregularities and give healthy action. 1t will
positively cure internal Inflammation and ulcera-
ton, displacement and all kindred disorders.
Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
The session of the American Board of Com
missioners of Foreign Missions closed at Des
MoineS, Iowa.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Why suffer piles? Immediate relief and COM
plete cure guaranteed. Ask for Rough on Piles -
Sure cure for itching, protrudng, bleeding or
any form of Piles SOC. At druggists or mailed.
A Franklin, y; Y, farmer who watered his
cows milk paid $500 into the county treasury foI
nj ,sf, -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Being entirely vegetable. no particular care is
required while using DR.. Pierce's Pheasant Pur.
gative Pellets" They operate without disturb
ance to the constitution, diet, or occupation. For
sick headache, constipation, impure blood dizzi.
ness, sour quotations from the stomach bad
taste in mouth bilious attacks, pain in region OF
kidneys, internal fever, bloated feeling about
stomach. rush of blood to head, take DIR. Pierce's
pellets" By druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Alfred j. Mutt, the nurse who attended
John Mccullough, is shortly to play
"Richelieu'' in an amateur entertainments
in Philadelphia.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Rough on 1tch' cures skin humors eruptions.
ring worm, letter, salt rheum frosted feet. chill
blans. itch, ivy poison, BARRIERS itch SOC jars
Bailey Bartlett, the eldest citizen of Lawrence
Mass, died one day recently, aged 90 years.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Kentucky State Journal.
ness has its reward"

"Wickedness has it's reward"
"You bet! Some years ago Chicago
cow set that city on fire. Now pleuro-
pneumonia is among the COWS there
Seer"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
Living Without Sleep.
Pail Mall Gazette.

II there is a man at Milan who does not
eat, there is another at Rome who does
not sleep. This unfortunate, who has no
doubt been melted to his experiment by
M. Succi's fame, which to-day is as wide
as the world, is called Massimiliano Ran
zeni. He is 42 years old. By profession
he is a porter in the Piazza Montanara,
spending his leisure hours in mending
boots. On three consecutive days he has
presented himself at newspaper office,
asking for the insertion of paragraph
to the effect that he had not slept for the
last eighteen days and nights. Ranzeni
gives the names of several persons who
can testify to the truth of his assertion,
and he states that he is ready to make the
experiment of living without sleep before
committee. In order to show that sleep
lessness does not exhaust his physical
strength, Ranzeni is willing to go through
all kinds of fatiguing exercises-such for
instance as long walks, to which he is
quite accustomed. The only anti-sopori-
FIGS on which he relies are frequent ablu-
tiOns of cold water and an occasional
sniff at small bottle of amonia, which
he carries with him. He eats very little,
ond declares that during the eighteen
days of trial he has not once felt the need
of sleep.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
WELLS HAIR RAISAM.

If gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing, softenS and beauties. No oil nor
grease. A Tonic Restorative. Stops hair COM
ing out; strengthens, cleanseS, heals scalp.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

W. d. Skilfnger, a pioneer Arizonian, who
wrote the book Arizona in Early Days" died one
day last week aged "a wears
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
CROUCH ON BILE" PILLS

Start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach thick
aching hsad and overloaded bowels Small gran
ules, small dose, big results, pleasant in oper-
alton, don't disturb the stomach. 25c
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
Hoods Sarsaparilla

months treatment for SOC. Iiso's Remedy
for Catarrh. Sold by druggists
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
; ROUGH ON ITCH.

1t requires 1873 policemen to keep order in tt
English parliament when it is in session
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure
OF worst chronic cases; also unequaled as gargle
for diphtheria sore throat. foul breath. soc
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

A case in the criminal courts of San Francisco
Cal, has been postponed thirty-two times
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Rough on Rats clears out mice. 15c.
Rough on CornS' hard or soft corns, bunons
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Five dollars can be saved every year in boots
ana shoes by using Lyons Heel Stiffeners, costs
| Nv 0So
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

A senate subcommittee is investigating the
fishery question at Gloucester. Mass.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

Fifty thousand Americans visited Paris last
month. There are thirty thousand American res
identS in the cjty
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

The first punishment for selling bogus butte
was administered in Cincinnati
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

The captain of the steamboat La Mascotte
which blew up near Cape Girardeau. Mo- esti-
mates the loss of life at thirtY-fiye
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

The Queen Regent, of Spain, has signed a de
cree freeing the slaves in Cuba from the remain.
der of their term of servitude
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
ROUGH ON CATARRH'

& San Francisco, Cal, cook has come into pos
session of 100000 estate left him by an uncle
in
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
R0UGH ON PILES :,

The village of Waverly, ILL.,, is reported to have
given circus bonus Of 81 800 to give exhibit
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

We have used Ayers Cherry Pectoral, in our
family, for colds, with perfect success.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

As a Cure for Sore Throat and Coughs
'Bro1ClS Bronchial TrocheS'' have been thor
oughly tested, and maintain their good reputa-
ton.
cided to confer the freedom of the city upon Mr..
Henry NJ. Stanley.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21
How They Make Hairpins.
From Stovas and Hardy

For years the English and French con-
trolled the manufacture of hairpins, and
it is only within the last twenty years that
the goods have been produced in this
country to any extent. The machinery
used is of a delicate and intricate charac-
ter, as the price at which pins are solo
necesitates the most rapid and cheapest
process, which can only be secured by
automatic machines. The wire is made
expressly for the purpose and put up in
large coils, which are placed on reels, and
the end of the wire is placed in a clamp
which carries it to the machine while
Strengthening it; from there it runs into
another machine, which cuts, bends and,
by delicate and instantaneous process,
sharpens the points. Running at full
speed these machines will turn out 100
hairpins every minute. To economic it
is necessary to keep them working night
and day. The difficult part of the work
is the enameling, which is done by dip
ping in preparation and baking in an
oven. Here is where the most constant
and careful attention is required, as the
pin must be perfectly smooth and the
enamel have perfect polish. The slight
est particles of dust cause imperfections
and roughness, which is Objectionable.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-10-21

A uniform and natural color of the WhsKers
is produced by using Buckingham'S Dive
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11
AnvICE TO MOTHER

Earl a. Wilson's E. g. w. brand of Mems
Collars and Cuts are the best Sold eyerywhera
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11
CAR DRIVERS AWAITING @ AN ANSHER

Fully thousand car drivers, hostlers and
other employees the street railroads have met at the
Central Assembly Rooms In Third-ave. between One
hundred fourth and One hundred and sts with
I'm few days They have little to say about their pur
pose such hints as they have thrown out Indicate
careful organization OF their forces against the CON-
psnies OF the CITY, They all the sreet-car
lines in the city, and than threefourths OF the car
drivers are said TO be enrolled among the Knighs OF
Labor who control the organization One OF the ocers
said yesterday afternoon that the presens prospect was
that there would be no strike. The second'sve line
had hc said sgnhed Willingness to make the cohces
siops that asked, and President LyoD OF tne
ave. road had desired TO MAKE satls
factory arrangement with the drivers. Aholher
member said hat the drivers arc trying to secure is
reasonable ar and they will not be satisfied un tbey
succeed We are willing TO work twelve honrs ioI -,
but not longer That ought to he the limit on all nes
There are drivers OF the roads who work sixteen
bonrs for that money. Families are broken up; thet
have no time for their meals for their homes or Tor re-
qion in this life. The are paid every night
and the saloons get MORTGAGE on their mooey lnero
is reform. but 1t will cost the companies some
thing They viii have to put more men and teams % on
tcr lines. II they willing to do this, the men VIII
them fairly, but If they don't there VIII be serious
strike that wiz cost some OF them much more
committee OF the Tbirdave car drivers expect 10 re-
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11
HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. D..

144 Lexingtonave, between 2stb and 30th ste.
Hours to 10 T. Diseases Of the NeTvous system.
Gento- Urinary Organs. Impotence and stertlsv,
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11

REAL INDIA PONGEE SILKS IN
LATEST DESIGNS. INCLUDING EsTHErIc SHADES
FOR DECORATIONS. n INCHES WIDE FROM So
CENTS TO 81 II PER YARD.
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11
II. ON e 7 Ill & co.,
6th-ave. cor. 2Oth-st.
THE TRIBUNE
Retail Price 3 Cents a Copy.

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Brooklyn and Jersey City for local mall
carrier delivery, or for placing in the post
office box of the subscriber), postage pr''
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As general rule, readers ara ban
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New-York tribune., 1886-01-11

Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures when every
other so. called remedy falls
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11
MISS PARLOA'S NEXT LESSONS

The next public Lessons at MISS PARLoAs SCHOOL OF
COOKERY, 223 East l7thst. will Ds given this week
dlshes being prepared 10 follows MONDAY, jan H. a
10 a. m Soups and their Garnshes-C Chicken COnsommej
soup; Force Meat Balls Egg Bas Cusiard Cubes
PronteroloA TUESDAY, at y. m.-Chickcn RagJuti
Vegetables n Ia Jardintrsi Swedish Timbals Banana
frterai Fried bananas Biscuit r0riOni LADIES PRI
applicant
New-York tribune., 1886-01-11

ceive reply from President Lyon to-day in relation 70
their grievances
AnnounoeruentS A
A REVOLUTION IN THE TREATMENT

A REVOLUTION IN THE TREATMENT
OF CHRONIC DISEASES.
rheumatism gout paralysis asthma and other diseases in
every stage not merely relieved but permanently cured
No need OF change climate resort to distant springs
baths Everything required IL hero at the Columbian ns
tute public professional institution organized undci
the laws OF this state 42 East 3ithst Consultations Hse
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
rs SYRUP should always De used ior
rfsi 5nEN JRRTHISG soofHEs the CHILD soFIENs tne
Si,s AJIAYs ALL PAIN, WIND coLC ana tne bsr
SRMEpY FOR pIAgrBEA Twenty-Five eenls d Dottie'
Earl a. Wilson's E. g. W. brand of Mems
Collars and Cuts are the best. Sold eyerYwhera
HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. D..
14l Lexington. ave, between 2stb and 30th sta
to l. 10 7. Diseases OF the Neivous system
Gepito Urinary Organs Impotence and stertlsy,
Dr. Sage's CatarTh Remedy cures when every
other so. called remedy ias
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-11-24

He, was carrying an umbrella, so was !, and
Hepassed, like two ships at sea, as near as
wedared; with my stoniest glare, he with
. merry twinkle in his eye, and halt in his
gait that told me, well as Iwanted to know,
that l need not walk alone, TO luDch that
day, unless l wished. But I saw well
enough that he was wealthy gentleman,
who, no doubt, would be only too glad to
have a little sport with the heart Of poor
little maiden, who would have nsught but
regret left TO fill the emptiness in her life,
after he had fled to pastures new.
Nevertheless, after passing, a strong de-
sire possessed me to see how he walked,
mayhap wherein he might turn on the av-
enue, that would give me some clue to his
business, which desire was fed, as desires
ever will be, by nothing less than VS.
great, big Photographers standing way
yout on the pavement, with its shelter, and
shade, and excuse, right on its beautiful
face! Oh, why will people do that which
they know they will be sorry for. And
why will inanimate things ronspire, in
times of weakness, to lead the doubter to-
wards regretl This apple of Sodom came
in my way at my weakest, bidding me
halt-justa moment-look at the pictures,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-11-24

Of Coming Events, was begotten between
ter 10, inclosed, that l did not notice the
waiter coming my way, till, with muir
INJURED pardon. he removed my things
and placed the newcomer therein. 30 alb
sorbed was that never looked up, till the
waters. yeturn, when, whom should find
sitting by my side, but "Ainl" And there
lay your mote heads large as life, with
your grandiloquent name. tastefully SCROLL
bound, In full, on the lefthand coyner--
NJ L. De Verne, Editor-in-chief, Criterion,
What If he had seen it! Oh, what il he.
had, and was. even now mentally denougc,
ing that mosquito in petticoats, the female
reporter" But he. did not seem as IL he
had, His shapely, wellkept hands were
nQnchalently joined at the tips, over the
whit cloth, and the wonderful brown eyes
ipdiferently fxed on the awning over, the.
rival restaurant across the way. No, | am
sure he did not'see; and1 did not prolong
his opportunity for so doing, can assure.
you. He was 'immaculately dressed IN
cool, fawn- colored suit, faultless linen, and
the short white hair Ia ponipadour over
the broad forehead the whole set of by
hobby little button=hole bouquet cred and
white Had Ibeen q native of Senegambia
he could not have remained more utterly
unconscious of my presence than he did,
all through that coy little meal we took
there, side by side, but not together. And
the dainty, sensible meal he ordered! Just
what should have chosen to serve him had
] it to do All me ali me! And how dain-
tily he dined' No hurry, no indecent haste.
So different from the ravenous and disgust
ing manner of the ''cheap-John" gobblers,
who SO offended my domestic taste every
time ate in a restaurant. He kept his
dishes neatly arranged about him, so as not
TO interfere with anybody, and, as if antici-
pating the relief it would give, left the room
first.
And there lay the dear little daisy at the
other side Of his plate. How did it get out
of its compact little homel 1t must have
fallen out could not bear to see SO sweet
flower tossed into gravy dish, so put
it into my little sachel All, you dear little
daisy, don't you toll "TIaER."
SKY PARLoR, Nov. l7-Editor Criterion
Dear Sir: must disappoint you this week.
l have been very Ill. The doctor insists
upon perfect rest. shall try to send you
some pages thursday TIGER
SKY PARLoR, Nov. G.--Editor Criterion
Dear Sir: send you the promised sheets.
| am much better. The most exciting
"episode" Of all occurred day or two
after sent my last "installment" / was
feeling unusually blue. No doubt the effect
Of being sick and weak. Then the Thanks
giving season approaching, the sad past
and lonely present came as never before 80
painfully to my mind. could not bear
the thought Of the joyous anniversary, nor
the hosts Of happy, thankful people who
would enjoy its pleasures. What had l to
be thankful fort Life! So had the mol
lusks, and sponges, and corals Of the great
deep, who knew no cause. l had worked
harder, enjoyed, less, and suffered moro
than any one similarly situated, whom l
CHANGED to know. Well, anyway, decided
to stay away from the restaurant that day
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-11-24

ssrssiod .tae Of my very best-straght into
she a,ddlc of the brown eyes, which, l
rsisos s5s assure you, werc not at oil behind
asad ~ genuine rspouse-with interest.
A aaRas.ry hesitation Of expectancy,
refusal. regret, polite raising Of the be-
ssning Lerhy. anal we had parted-my
,deH nEa for aye, and aye, and aye.
Aisss
yos taiak did right, ne e'est pas'
"TIGER."
SxF PssI.o., CUcAao. Oct. N.-Editor
-s~s.br,ss. Dear Sir: | am sorry TO say,
rnEst ssan disapp'int you with sheets
ST 'IComiag Events." Night before last
-sic9t but two hours, last night was utterly
sryrtAiess, could do nothing rational in the
UN 81 wDT&--t UNI so disturbed and un-
Aaypsi
NAxt 10 you think happened Thursday,
-Jsss s,sols the same place and same time,
SEhsn should meet again, but my nice old
sc ,t,oaan. Oh, but he il handsome! with
80 h a look-more than look-that makes
xe want ~ mach To know him l know he
S,oeld be such good, true friend-snd oh,
M iesr sir. | am - dosolate Of friends .