The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1886-08-19
. NOT SUCCESS.

NOT a sue CESS. ..Il
An Experiment IN hitch was NOT ~ .i
ls tirely satisfactory. SFIESs5sSS
just before EcksonS and his w;fa j
started on their bridal tour, Eckson
said: e want % show people mat
all newly married people are not silly. j,
Yes. We do, Henr B
"Now, when we get on the train, latg
US not pay any attention to each
other. y
"All right y
"We'll lean apart from each other I;
md act as If we have been married for
wears, won't we p' y 5 Z
/ 4 ..Yes. Oh, + tell you what wsuld h. +
tho funniest idea in the world, Henry
Well take different seats, and altar
awhile WEI II get acquainted. Won't
that be niceP'' $5 5sE,s
.Firstrc class; splendid. Y u
81 When they boarded the train thew
took opposite seats. Henry took m = I
newspaper, and Mollie looked AZ Ri H.
wavering landscape. After awhile
Henry looked up, and saw the condue. 4
tor sitting with Mollie. Henry chuck Z
led. thinks she's in love with him. +
reckon the bridegroom unused.
"Belieye I'll go forward and take 4
smoke" His cigar must have been (
unsatisfactory for he soon threw Il
away and resumed his seat opposite His
wife. The conductor was telling an
amusing story, and Mollie was laugh I
ing gleefully. She did not even look {
at her husband. s3s.; i. y
This y Raying it q little too tine.n
Henry unused. II like to see good
acting, but she acts a little too well - ssts
The train stopped at station, and
the conductor got up and went out, but
returned Immediately, and again sat
down by Mollie. just then a Young
woman came along and asked Henry
if she could share his seat. He gladly
consented, musing that he could play
even with his wife. "a few moments
later, while he was busily talking. he
saw, with q sweetened thrill of revenge,
that his wife was looking at him. AT
the next station the young woman got
off the train, and when the conductor
went out. Henry sat down by Mollie.
Il don't know what you want to sit
down here for" she snapped. ..Why
didn't you get.off the train With
!. what do you want to talk that way
for. precious! I; r.
Precious nothing. Go on, 1 don't
want you here. 2 81 II $.#
II suppose you would rather talk to.
the condnctorpn &, n
II would rather talk to anybody that
will treat me with respect. y
''Now, darling -
Darling nothing. I'm going to get
off the train and go home, that's what
I'm going to do. I'm not going to live
with you, that's whatH1 amt, and
when pa asks me why, I'm going to
tell him TINT you did not treat me
with respect. y on don't love me and
never did. You used to let on like
you did but you don t even do that any
more. 81 n ~
Mobile
'Mollie nothing. 60 on. I don't want
you here 5.3
..Now don't be foolish. You know
how you carried on with the conductor.
Never saw him before, either.'' 5;#.
Tho mischief ] haven't. He's my
uncle. Il was going to introduce you to
him but 1uidn't want him to know that
we were married until just before we
got off the train. I, s..
.Mollie! II; 4,
Jas...Whatp''s ., ,.5.
Wont you forgive meP' III VS.
S$.I ought not to, you are SO mean. !"
81 was jealous and - n
Jealous 33i ]. B II 81
(; ~ es. ''s Sss5 ( aS.5
to be jealous. = y V.
!. But It ! Do: Don't You love me just q
YES; more than You Do me-
s"Ye s. 3 I'D!
No, you don't, precious ~ h /.
es, II do, darling. y ~ ~. .a5:.5l.
i.'lf these people were not looking I'd
kiss you. Henry. after, a short ST
lence, remarked:
IT $ none Of their business. y n:
:, Put your head on my shoulder.
He put his arm around her and when
ne thought that no one was looking,
kissed her. S5il IS
Do you love mep' she asked. 5..
I adore you. z
You make me awful happy
81 - on will live with me, won't yonpn
Yes, always. We like the old flash
Toned bridal tour The best don't WEEP.
z "And we don't care how, many peo.
pie are looking, do weP's
And if they don't like it they can
get OH the train, can't they r.
won't you '' 5.3
couldn't live without you.'
couldn' T live without YOU, either .
ii Because you love me, don't YOU ','
Yes, and because you love me, don't
youp'' s sS - -
Just then q man got up, opened his
yailse, took out Q piece Of cake, hand
ed II to Henry, and said.
~ 8 yours. Take 1t. II q 81
y don't want it. =,
But you have earned it.s, ,,a8s AZ
II won't have ii. q, q
Inc man threw the cake on the seat,
ana, as ne made q break for the for
ward car. said
That's the sickest bridal affair /
eyer tegs saw. and 4 used to be q captain Of
- steamboa r. psa,p 5TraJeley sssS
New Remedy. d
BE had tried every remedy I ID i suggest
ed, for bis govt, and he found no relief.