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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1886-11-03
!TERMS:TWo Dollars Per Annum in Advance
The train was running 80 miles an hour
aud the accident was caused by s~itch
being left OMEN hy a freipht train crew

Still LATER-Friday morning brought .
little additlonal news; 1t il believed. that
the lives lost viii reach twenty.six, though
the names of bus few have been ascertained
and among these are Mrs. G. r., achsrer
mother of Conrad Scherer Z merchant Of
Winena, Mimi: 81 p. Hankey the con-
ductor of the freight train fed into the
woods after chs accident and IhasI been;
found Wandering about In . rsving con-
dition. He Is likely to become . hopeless
maniac. None OF the occupants Of the
s}eepers were seriously hurt. All the
baggage being burned that means ct
Identification is cut of.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1886-11-03
Smash Up.

A collision Of freight trains at Franklin
vile. Wis, Monday demolished two on
gines ana burne a dozen cars loaded with
lumber and grain. Loss $50, 600.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1886-11-03
BUSINESS CARDS.
III II. Fl. BULLOCK.
\ \

BARBER AND HALB DRESSER.
At his new tonsorisl parlors. Shower and hot
baths. Ihave two drst class bath room, Base-
nent Dunkleman's block, Main street, Austin,
MINI.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

tient- bad been given over by physi-
clans II Is one of the best remedies
ever offered to the public. and j. pre-
pared with the greatest care, ~ a -ue-
Dlir tor certain Diseases Take Rosa
dal- for all disorders arising from
impure blood. endorsed boy lead
ing professional men A. we'll ~ by
eminent ply -iclan- and others. Try
Do aud be- cured
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

WAC" BE- very busy this summer.
li"ruHdc Is already ruormuu, aud the
prospects Frightening daily Tho
vast number oi urM Hni tine
residences going mp in all parts
"I the city amply attest her
progress She viii handle the
largest wheat, corn nnd cotton bust
ness IN Texas this season, and thl.i.
all or noaII' NIL produced within her
avn trade territory, and herein i-
found ll- richness.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Ross nAs the prcat morning t.iIi4,
ana the politicians ugaln, him. bar
he is making good progress Just the
same. The WACO ENAMINFK sthr
ohl( morning daily dying the Ross
ensign, but 1t makes u noble ha2ship.
ANA Is warmly supported b,A large
nvol OF small bat well armed GRAFT
mat send hot shot into tAc port.holr,
"I the great, clumsy "lhundr,rr, 9"
WIN uh"rrlng precision aud dead,
ehect'-ba!Vestou Tribune.
lhe Tribune, too, is doing noble
service In the cause aud sails up
Alongside Of the great thunderersn
and delivers liz broadsides in away
TO tosch the Qysr.conldent that it is |
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

HtALLl, the soliciting commiitc,
VI 'he Ie-nHIon association is yer,
greatly discouraged 10y the outloob
hry SAY that nnlcSs the people come
"p soon, the whole enterprise will
have to be abandoned. Now then.
we stand Immediately in the presence
OF disaster which will be 10 in,ig
hlH'aht one, as every thoughtful man
WIN see Hitcra moments reflection.
we cannot afford to give Waco this
D'hcLeye for the sake of the dollar
winch each resident ought To rive
cheerlully Tor thi. purpo,e
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

I"E Gazette has positively gone
crazy The matter nj M,nrcsor has
nnhlnged it. Why, YOU hlochh cnd.
there has been no primary ut McGr,
gor whatever Whom it is held you
VIII lind the "wah boss" unnnimou.
AT that box. Now sci down and r,upt
up how many times TINS ENAMINrN
mas been out in It's calculations. tins
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Inn swamp ioX will come In for
ms own proper share Of attention
from this out, 1t is .aid that tho 90.
PLANTATION Of his presence ia fhe race.
IL Tue Tact that Swain's friends have
about concluded that there il no
'AAnee for their man ever to pas. the
'"or' OF tAe convention, aud Marion
70 selected as his heir at law, and will
nave a reversionary Interest in what.
ever "ithcred honors the bold conn.
tfoiIer viii drop AT it, portals. That
- quite sufficient to procure for the
Navarro swamp fox no little attention.
ana We are determined that he shall
have no cause OF complaint against
lhE tIAMINER for wAul Of spirit
and push in these mstters.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

WACO If Justly prond oi her new
eHtHnd most promising manum,tor.
ing enterprise, the loNas ~onp WORK
Ih'E ARE on large scale, and the
general excellence OF tho goods ARE
-"ch as to at once place them ON the
iaNorlte list, in every family ~ Team,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

SWAIN papers twit rms ENAAu
Nth with the sin OF speaking dsrcs
pr''iniIy OF that a,pirant aud tho
swamp FoA OF Navarro and contrast
'hi' with the geutlcuc-s with which
ih" siIuie to Ross tuna, be .,id
D." nus connection, that the, hive lar
'h' best subject, and they could
'in'hiuly say nothing evil Of Ross.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

a.. d,
ms MDr-N Ahdu'. llahiN H. sui
ian OF l"'hrl i' about i' -'ul
/ sp 'W ''r-' TO 'rn"h, 1" rnWul
ih' body "l hobart IHrhh, which li'
rl"hhIWrd ~ lhhl rllN shortly bee
I"i' l'7 dthlh the man no rr.hl"'
thr hrNlSli Meet Expressed the desire
u" Ice buried ~ The 0cu'hri cemetery
~ "h''nh''h" p.r' where ilc- lhr hodl
81 MS VIE, Hhd il' -ulIhh lul'ud' i'
t"I "u' 'n' "l'h "I ms 'I' sen am
III TINS lr dor~ honor {" one Of The
most ghiI"nl Hhl able 7raInrn OF ih'
'rh'url a., ,.,.,....
| th'r' so" and vn, horn ou 'NI'rih!
. .,.',,''., =, ,v,..'''''i 'Ir BRUSH nev'
tnurJ fla, ,' 81 wars "I Hrc hr nt
made ntn.-,.i,' 1T "' commander, liz
hardihnoJ Ni,. """"" through grrh
nc,, for n,yrutur,li.u rance and - iDnd
/ Al the brr,L,n,, an, '',r, ''h7.
war in mis- r,,r, 90 ci,I
/ Hobart b,iuy 'N"''" i''
| financial ,ir,,iu.i.,...- '''' n''
father n-o rnt t...,.,
went into t,, IJ.-l.t '''''
uIur hu,inr.. uui., .,,
hHuic. and Lrrluu. i.. l.., '''''''
bIorhudr runner Al. r...t.
ten -urrr--ul triu- d, J..
ports. The ,np1iu v,I..,. .,,...'...i.
him In command nt n'- ., ,',' ', ,,.,'
captured ON his first yo,,,,r
In lob5 the rouditlpnotfh,,r n,l.i.L
u4yN wA- drplnrnbl. u,I u., p.,.,.,
offered CAPTAIN Hobart ,L.n am
officer On halt nav. prru n.,nn,,r,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

80 sad tLe wise man, but hc should
have added In order 10 secure alb.
soIHle cleanliness, u-e soap made nj
the Waco 7uap works,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

OLn man-who couIdntutn his
own county is what the Laredo
Times calls swain. II isR cuphoni.iir
name, aud uttcrs great truth.ns well
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Int News didn't like Ross p,liu.
'm grneral4hip nj the out-c, II
would hecurlou- to know what 1t
thinks oft now.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

iAers srr innumersble instance.
where cures nave hcen effected by
kosndalls, the great southern remedy
for all diseases Of the blood, when pa.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Tnt News isn't rruding ill., yirsl- il,
lis nrder Tor either Ruhrrunliunnl
candidate. That isn't the News wa.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Inr editor Of Tuf ENNuNrR j.,
indebted fora warm invitation To ar
present At aWcui, nt Rouud Rock ON
SATURDAY,. the Hrd
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

TIM primaries don't pan ont much
tor the bold comptroller, NJ vet
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

TnWIlL will have big crowd
eHturda, night
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Waco wants railronds,uot commw.
ism.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

TuNriL iz very strong n :bis
county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Inh convention has already accom-
Pushed great deal OF most excellent
work, aud il still has It's hand, mlI
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

InR WFtklY EAANuNfk yesrcr-
day was the boss issue of the state.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

D"rhnEss swain wishes that TIE
ENANISfE had "murlerei him also
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

| u-I -Nvstrriay between Thlid AMI DO.
youth -tfr,is uu Nusi. ~ book With 60
Huturs ui No. iatuDs -urflti ami Nufphl writ
u. cover. Finder Wili p,tHsv return tu t,...
tstE uniUr.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

wAoowsnts the world
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Wac wants the ST. l.. A. 4 T.
railway shops
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

'lnt railroad lccling il alive
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02
CHEAP tOLubN
WANTED

WANTED
"A ANIEu.. A man. N1rNrKlsuut uyuuau
w coin eteut To- take charge ui hlr-r.. str
den all lawn. References required B. ku.au
"A ASIkb-Tu lvnd money 40 all article. ID
value JOHN % MAlflfLb i.lt. Aus
TIA svruuy.
\NANItD our friends tu tske aiynuta.s
w OF tAv great bargains Ne are Offering iu
lailts AID Misses stIse Shoes af lob cents tyt
pair slEkfhk. CLifruN'G 90.
WASTED 10 pa, cash for all Minds OF
w syOis' % D. HuVt IL.
N'ANI ,n 90 nud thr couple thai cHu.l
" Hfur 10 marry when hc can gct com
Ulrtc uutnl fHr house Keeping stoves dishes
beds, bedding Kitchen Aui b,d ruum nIu
lufr curtains. carpets. etc ci' Hni ou'' pa,
sIu down balance ln -mHil weekly payments
20 L. 900 n
VA NNIiD. ",epthius .tD T. Do,yh
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Iuf t'ilmer Mirror is Au excellent
Judge rs to what il takes to kill Il
man, politically.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

CONSIDER the sewer question
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

Inn gay comptroller can ,nun out
" clerks hight with infinite grace aud
vast precision
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

"SNIr otlcomc, Llshcad, is being
heard IN the corridor, OF the omp.
uJllcrs office.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

EOK sALt.A nice ball rack refrigerator
hsll lsmp lounge water COOLER Ht 10 O.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

VA hEN 90 pay n,N pilrrs for mruin.r.
hTsu'r you gel mood mfu.ur, rr.lu.
l'H'l ! cal ilst second hand aItiO6, II"
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02
SIOOOr,Ltnr ~ ,"GNTs. -Aair.-.. Al
~ - ~ ~ once. lt SCOTS IIElII..I. 't,trtt',
~ h'"-1"ar zee horS lt- OuIy H-n,in,

I)lANo- "A nrsto.sss DEB OCTAVE. uurt.,lt
= IiHu" nudei gOiug rrpHir-. fYr sale 1IoA,.'
lIHh'- Hhl 4fshn7 bought sold uui rented Or
repaired, =. l. KiNIIII ,IIt "'
BOOK store. ~.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

| you Want second hand good, yp tom SEQ.
= .ul,hHul store Hui get ihtm NJ .rrnut.
NsN' prices sci. rHacuy ~, r.urc,cut
] ttIlIII
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

MiddleseN Flannel Suits Worth
Fancy Plaid Cassineres Suits worth
Far cy Plaid Cassimeres Suits worth
Fancy Plaid Cassimeres Suits worth
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

\ uIlCf-Wc viii exchange .nruiturr fan,
~ wei .oehlci luA- " L MAnrLA 4 nm
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

X lamps chmncy' auI burners uf ID 1
- "'och' lie b. open early and .air
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

F"H 7ALF kveFy'hios 40 L 0o0cn

FuE 7ALE Everything stG L. oo,ch
EOE sAlt-5Otlta corner Smth uui West
avenue. new hou.y. tWu tuuruN s5tuU
NE~1 IuNk-.
L'oR sALt-A nice ball rack refrigerator
L hall lsmp lounge water COOLER Ht 10 ..
tuuVh
EOR -ALE-5VtlO5 corner NiuuI HuI west
.stnur new house. iwu tuuu- So wt~I
( JOINS
EOR sAlK-uM payers at 4,c per lUJ a. THE
ENAMlSkk ui.'r
Al'o lstfyNy- Kk-lntNct oN NoRTn
with young cSlyvs o.. "'n"y.
wR CiIrfoS
Eok "a ~ splendid line secondhand cook .
! ing stoves iu good condition DheHp u L.
"oo' H. % polite kukpattcg house
TOR sALE-Nly residence corner Eleventh
J. Hui columbus streets House of Ais
rooms ana panty rist,rn AMI water works
Pine orchard. 'ut uoA .hu g.. pENNI-
EoE SALE. turui'prc stoves .ii.... lsin.,
t'"''"af. hf"'A''' mirror, 90 % O. rUuuh
F"E EENI-iy ryuin; alto g. Ouo.h
Fox ktNI .Fuu.tHrr stowe. NsH,. .u.i
com, .l.l'lE necessary A.. mHk. tIe visitor.
hlNII lNh'HHc Hi J. IfuutI
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

FOX ktNI -FuuItHrc stove, dishes -r
'f'f. fIIlt. uurr,sHHt DO. f.,L.. t.... d..
comfortable aIN i,uv,l
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

any trnge fetle
II 81 worth "a
. All e'naIe flannel suits $1,000 Mll
p r
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

IIIt convention has alrrady accom-.
phshed great deal OF most excellent
work, aud IL stl, has It's hand, mlI
me freight transfer line, of the
city ar"HlI worked to their utmost
capacity Il Is IL bus, time.
-----
inns Dallas Herald is light The
swain people don't make enough oin
light TO Interest rs.
"SNIr, oticomc, bis head, is being
heard m the corridor, ot the 90 mn.
u1llcrs office.
lnE gay comptroller can ,nun' out
clerks light with infinite grace aud
vast precision
IuF Gilmer Mirror Is an excellent
Judge Ms to what it takes To- kill
man, politically.
DOUBTLESS swain wishes that TIE
had murdered him also
-
IhH WFtRY EAAMINtK yesrcr-
lay was the boss issue OF the state.
lhE san Antonio Times IL after
.crrell with u sharp stick
----------------
W Al Eauts tlp ~ n
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

" ~ '0 'l' " 'HI|f hHl .hir
NuU CAN GkI A 40. ONrLts- tis
tern better than bfiok. guAiHui.rJ moi
,o nuIs' Ia ten years ur money fuuuird. ov,t
e"turf of seventh aud MARY slrrcts. WAcn l.I
Sell our good. for 'a.h amt hu, when.
}'t eau hh} ga" Cheapest uti HDD.u
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-02

NNNNrfp. @,spmms.tDl ooo,n
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-10-13

They give political power and iDpat-
ance in all cities to probably tho worst
class Of men in America. All party
managers are almost compelled to &c.
cept the services Of liquor-deales as
captains Ct tifties and captains OF hun
drcds, and having accepted them, the
party becomes dependent on the liquor
interest and bound to conciiate ii.
The saloon is not simply place to
which men resort for society and
exhilaration 1t is almost invariably
a political club, of which
the liquor-dealcr is the head,
and he goes into politics for precisely
the same reason for which he sells
liquor. All his political influence is
corrupting. Every thing that no tells
his customers of what is going on in
politics confirms them in the belief
that it is simply means Of robbing
the taxpayer. When they put him in
office. 1t is for the avowed purpose of
plundering and sharing with them.
Whatever he may be in politics. too,
whether alderman or school trustee.
his voice is always raised on the side
of corruption and disorder. We have
had innumerable liquor-dcales IN Of
tice in this city during the past forty
years, but we 6Oubt if any body can re-
call single case in which one Of tAem
raised finger or said word On IN.
side Of good government and did not
stand rs far rs he could in tho way Oi
every attempt at publication and im-
provement. or failed ~ fill his pockets
with public money whenever lie got
chance.
There never has been. in fact, in any
age or country. trade 30 distinctly
marked out for legal reprobation and
encouragement as liquor-dealing II tho
United States in our time. Whatever
be the merits or dement's Of alcoholic;
drinks, the man who sells them seems
always prone to become social nAi-
sance, and his shop fountain Of evil.
N y Post
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-10-13
hOT.BEOS OF CRIME.

Although DlsagreeinE On the Proper
naetheAs ~ saDpressing lptemperaaca,
An 0ssa Citizens Csn Unite Az sinst to
0olseas.
No matter what mans opinion may
be about The feasibility Of prohibition
OF The physical or moral effects Of alco-
ho6e drinks be can NOT deny that ''sa-
looms" are the curse u American poll
tics and society; that none Of them,
whether Democratic or Republican,
are entitled to any protection" what
ever; that Il they could be all shut up,
il would be great thing for the coun-
try, and that even il they can not be all
shut up. they can be al least diminished
in number and made less mischievous.
For passing Judgment on them no par
ticular views on the liquor question are
necessary. The teetotaler. the moder-
ate drinker, the high-license man and
the prohibitionist can all unite in a
crusade against them.
To say that the saloons are all over
the country nurseries Of vice and crime
is TO repeat commonplace. In this
respect they receive plenty If denun-
ciaiion from rcformerr and philanthro-
pists of all shades of opinion. But
their effect on politics does not receive
half enough attention. 1t Is they.
more than any other single agency.
which make the problem of municipal
government in America 50 formidable.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-10-13
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Andrew Carnegie. che wealthy
iroL man OF Pittsburgh, has offered 70
donate $3.50, 900 toward she establish.
ment of free library in his native city
Of Edinhnrg. -Pittsburgh Pest.
Joseph Cilley. OF Nottingham. N.
H.. who is still living, at the age of
ninety-six, enjoys the distinction of
having been the first anti-slavery man
sent to the United States Senate.
Mrs. General w. S. Hancock has
been engaged during the summer in
writing volume of "reminiscences of
her late husband. 1t is now about
completed. and will be published this
winter
Mime. Patti recently entertained
Henry Abbey at her Welsh castle, and
Kept the American flag flying all day
Sunday in honor Of her guest, who
says she lives in royal style, and has
over sixty servants to wait upon her.
Mamie Woo Sing, wife of Pueblo's
famous Chinese doctor. Chung Sing.
died recently after a five weeks sick
ness of malarial fever. The doctor
married her in Pueblo last winter, pay
ing two thousand dollars for her. She
was sixteen years old. and he was sixty.
San francisco CaH.
Christine Nilsson, the singer. is to
be known rs the Countess Angel De Nj
rsnda. Her future husband belonged
to the gilded Bohemia OF Paris when
he went there in the train Of the exilcd
| Queen Isabella OF Spain in 1868. He
was appointed when Alphonso returned
TO Spain to post at the Spanish En-
bassy created for him.
Emperor William has ordered the
publication Of the complete edition of
the musical works OF Frederick the
Great. The collection will include SOW
eral compositions which have hitherto
rem aimed embalmed in the library at
the Sans-Souci Palace at Potsdam.
which have been selected and arranged
for publication by the Crown Princess.
Rev. George q Barnes, the mount
ain evangelist Of Kentucky, says that
he jOurneyed around the world with
his wife and three children entirely on
faith. He had no plan when he set
out but to preach, had no invitations
from abroad, no promises Of support,
no acquaintances even in the c0untr es
he visited. Yet he made the journey
and wanted for nothing.
Every day at one o'clock $780,.
900, 900 sit around q little mahogany
table In an upper room in the Western
Union building and eat plain but
substantial lunch" says the New York
Sun. The millions belong TO Jay
Could, Sidney Dillon. Russell Sage
and Ex-Governor Alonzo b. Cornell.
All were country boys and wore shoes
only on Sundays. Mr.. Gould and Mr..
Sage got their first ideas of finance in
village stores. and Mr. Dillon and Gov
ernOr Cornell were day laborcrs, and
thanked Heaven when they trudged
home with six dollars in their trousers
pocket on Saturday night
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-10-13

There Is . class Of people In this
country who get up at five O'Clock in
the morning and who never ges back
into bed until ten or eleven O'Clock q
night; who work without. teasing The
whole VI shat time. and receive no
other emolument than ,sSod and the
plAinest clothing. They understand
something Of every branch Of economy
and labor. from finance TO cooking.
Though harassed BY hundred respon-
ibilities, though driven and worried,
though reproached and looked down
upon, they never revolt; and they can
not organize for their own protection
Not even sickness releases them from
their posts. No sacrifice is deened too
great for them to make, and no incom-
potency in any branch al their work is
excused. No essays or books or poems
xre written in tribute to their stea J.
fssmese. They die in the harness and
are supplsnted q quickly rs may be.
These are tho house keeping wives Of
the laboring men, Chicago Shoe ava
Leather RcrisW.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-10-13
HUMOROUS,

There are some men so violently
opposed to capital punishment that
they won't hang wall paper They let
their wives do 1t. 1exas Sfttings.
He Was Careful Man. Mariner
-" Sail, sir; nice breeze on now, sir"
Mr.. Isaacs- Vot! After dinner as
cost me three-an-thixpenthP Not me"
---Fnmmy Folks
Some one asks What has be-.
come of the daisyP" Briefly, she has
gone back to the city, and is staying
in the house waiting for her freckles
to disappear Mem Haven NeUs.
The Able Liszt. one of the great
est pianists the world ever produced.
died poor There are q good many
people in this country who seem likely
to die poor pianists. - Springfield
The Parisians have a new idol. .
beautiful dancer from Tunis. known
as LA Belle Fatma.' She has been
adopted as a favorite in the absence
cf Sara BernhArdt. who was known
q LA Belle Thinma. "---R0sabley.
Would it BIZ considered impolite
to speak of some Of the very thin girls
who 60 IN bathing as swimming
matchese Perhaps 10 refer 10 them
as part Of the floating population
would be better. Boston NeWs.
Visitor (regartiing the babylon,
what dear little duck If a child! He
resembles you both. indeed he does
He's got his mothers handsome ewes
and his fathers hair" Father (wh0 Is
baldheaded) al think he must have; !
haven't ~. y Telegram.
--"I'll press thee, press thee ycs
again." sang the hair-parted-in-thc.
middle man at the social the other
night, and all the fellows he had Dor
rowed from for two years back went
out in the cool for fear be would keep
his word. - Y0nkers Statesman.
Old Soldier-'Quick, doctor! eau.
terise this wound where dog has just
bitten me!' Doctor But. my good
fellow, there Is no use In cauterizinc
| Q wooden legw Old Soldier--"Well,
then, burn me on the other leg. Tn
afraid The poison has already lcfs the
wood and passed into my body. " I'D.
BITS.
Capitalist Gust rescned) well,
Mister, I'm much 'bliged 10 yc fos
hauling me ont d the water. an hcre's
Q dollar an forty cents for ye--all TIE
change I've got shout me now. "'.Oa.
NO; keep your money; ! .onld.
think Of robbing yUu." Mot tall
not tall! 'Tvo1ld have been lost any
how Il ye hadn't rescued me. "-Hav'
per's Bdssv.
Their house IN the country va
raised few feet from the ground. and
Tommy. TO escape q well-deservet
whipping. ran from his mother and
crept under the house. Presently thu
father came home, and. hearing wher'
The boy had taken refuge. crept undel
70 bring him out. Al he approached
on his hands and knees, Tommy asked
s'Papa, n she after you too?'-M J.
Ledger.
Great Literasy Critic was I
started the fashion among noted su
thors Of every nov and then printing ;
novel anonymouslyr Great Publisher
-"It began in Boston. believe.
''Weii. the inventor Of that idea ough
to be hung" "Why, what the harm?'
Harm! Great Scott! How is criti'
to decide what to say about book
he doesn't know who wrote it,
Csa0hd H'orid.