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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24
To WHOM III MAY CONCERN:

We are personally or by reputation
acquainted with DR.. Henion, and we
believe he would publish no statement
not literally true. We are also person.
ally or by reputation well acquainted
with d. b. Warner & Co., proprietors
Of Warmers Safe Cure, (by which DR..
Henion says he was cured) whose COM
mercial and personal standing in this
community are of the highest order,
and we believe that they would not
publish any statements which were not
literally and strictly true in every par
ocular.
G. r. PARSONS, Mayor of Rochester. }
WIN. PURCELL, Editor Union and Ad-
Fertiser.)
W. D. SHUART, (e1-Surrogate Monroe
Jounty.)
EDWARD A. Frost, (e1-Clerk Monroe
Jounty.)
L. b. FENNER. (e1-District Attorney
Monroe County,
J. NJ. DAvY, (ex.Member Congress,
Rochester.)
JOHN S. MORGAN, County Judge.
Monroe Coz
HIRAM SHELLEY, Capitalist and Seeds
man,
JOIN VAN VooRHIs, (e1-Member OF
Uongress.)
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

Piso' Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable
to use. Vt Is not liquid or . smut zoe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

TOBACCO refuse, like the stems, is a
powerful and quick-acting fertilizer,
particularly rich in mineral elements.
and at the same time distasteful to in
sects. Used literally as mulch for
gooSeberries and currant bushes, it
generally protects them from the
attacks of the troublesome worm. Ap-
piled in the same way around squash
and other vines in the garden, it las a
tendency to keep the striped bug and
the squash borer at bay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

BREEDING Farmers should study
the philosophy of breeding to some ex-
tent, and be able to pair their stock so
as to secure the best results. There is
more in this than is commonly sup
posed Every animal has certain faults
and excellencies. Some of these want
TO be peTpetuated and others corrected,
and this can be done by proper and
judiciOus mating. Every stock raiser
should make it his study to grow the
best animals possible, and to improve
them by every means in his power.
There is both pleasure and profit in
growing fine stock, but neither in grow
ing poor animals. In fact, when a
farmer becomes burdened with a big
lot Of poor stock, etc, he is then in a
fair way to lose money, and to become
6iscoura ged, and ready to declare that
farming don't pay. Poor stock will
burden any farmer, and the wise man
who owns any of this class of animals
will make every endeayor to get rid of
them as soon as he can stock up
judiciOusly with better ones.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

MAMMA ito daughter)-"Seems to
me that Jenkins has been calling on
you long enough to propose. Over two
years, isn't it?"
Daughter-"Yes, mamma"
Mamma-''Hasn't he declared his in
tentions yet?"
Daughter-"Oh, yes, mamma. He
intends to start soap factory, and say,
mamma, d d-d-do you suppose pa would
furnish the soap?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

REMEMBER next spring that it must
prove in VAN to attempt the growing of
flowers to perfection in an open bed
which is not trenched or loosened in
some way or made very rich. If it is
inconvenient to get and incorporate
with the soil of such bed a large guam
tity of leaf mold, sand and barn scrap
ings, you can place twelve-lnch layer
of manure in the bed now, to be re-
moved again after spring opens. This
Will bring the flowers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24
Remarkable Escape.

What we Want is more vegetables
and fewer weeds.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

Never speak LOUD 10 one another IN
less the house is on fire.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24
To the Editor of the 'Living Church,
Chicago. LII.

Chicago, LII.
There was published in the Rochester
IN. " "Democrat" and "Chronicle'
Of the 31st of December, a statement
made by j. B. Henion, NJ. D., narratin9
how he had been cured of Bright's
disease of the kidneys, almost in its
last stages, by the use of Warmers Safe
Cure. I was referred to in that state
ment, as having recommended and
urged DR.. Henion to try the remedy,
which he did, and was cured. The
statement of DIR. Henion Is true, SO far
as 1t concerns myself, and I believe it to
be true in all other respects. He was
parishioner of mine and visited him
in his sickness. I urged him to take
the medicine and would do the same
again to any one who was troubled with
disease of the kidneys and liver.
ISRAEL FooTE, Cd. d.
0ate) Rector of st. Paul's Episcopal
Church.
Rochester N. Y.
1t seems impossible to doubt further
in the face of such conclusive proof.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

The only way to make a friend is tc
be one.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24
"Gentie as the Breeze OF Evcning."

Let self-abnegation be the habit of
both.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

Neglect the whole world beside.
rather than one another.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

THE HOME BEEF AND PORK.-The
majority of farmers salt their pork and
hang up their beef in quarters I'D some
cool place to be cut as wanted, and as
is too often the case, the women folks
have to wrestle with the quarter of
hard frozen beef when they want a
piece to roast or boil. Then again,
alter the beef has hung in this way for
a month or two, it has become so dried
up that it is almost worthless, quite dry
and brittle.
To ObvIate all this cut the carcass up.
as soon as the animal heat is out of 1t
into small pieces such as will go in the
pot or the oven, and after they have
become frozen solid pack in large box
with clean snow. If put in a cool place
a few days warm, mild weather will
have no effect on the meat, and It will
come out as nice and juicy in April as
it went in in December. Your wife
will probably stick pin in this item,
that you may read and profit by it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

SIR FRIEDRICH LEIGHTON has fin
ished the clay model of "The Sluggard. I"
will be shown at the next Royal Acad-
emy Q, exhibition.
That is all very well; but who is 60
ing way over to England to see brass
messenger boy, when the streets here
are fuH of 'em.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

We are ruined, not by what we really
want, but by what we think we want,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-24

MILK IN CHILI.-Eyery few blocks.
on all but the principal business streets
in Valparaiso, is platform upon which
a COW is tied and MIXED to order by a
dairy maid whenever a customer calls.
On table near by are a number of
measures, cans and glasses, and even
often bottle of brandy, where thirsty
man can mix glass of punch if he
likes. In the morning these stands are
surrounded by servants from the aristO-
cratic houses, with cups and buckets,
awaiting their turn, while as fast as
one cow is exhausted another is driven
upon the platform. This plan has its
advantages, ana the pump-handle in
Chill is not much used by milkmen.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Cheap Club Bates.

Subscribers to the SOUTH KRNTuCKIAN will
20 given the benefit OF the following cheap club
rates with other papers and periodicals:
3. X. and Daily Courier Journal xl2 90
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
he Saw His Father.

"Father," he began, after taking
the old man out back of the barn
"your years are many"
ayes, my son."
"YOu have toiled early and late,
and by the sweat of your brow you
have amassed this big farm"
"That's so, William" .
ut has panied me more than / can
tell to see you, at your age, troubling
yourself with the cares OF life. Faith.
er, your declining days should be
spent in the old armchair In the Chin
ney corner"
eyes, William, they should"
snow, father, seeing you are old
and feeble and helpless, give me a
deed of the farm and you and moth
er live out your few remaining days
with me and Sally"
"William," said the old man, as he
pushed back his sleeves, II think
see the drift o. them remarks. When
I'm ready to start for the poor.house
III play fool and hand over the deed,
William"
ayes, SIR"
"In order to dispel any delusion on
your part that Pm old and feeble and
helpless I'm going to knock down
half an acre Of corn-stalks with your
heels"
And when the convention finally
adjourned William crawled to the
nearest hay-stack and cautiously
whispered to himself:
"And Sally was to breach the same
thing to ma at the same time. l
wonder If she is MORALLY injured or
only crippled for life.".-New York
Sun.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine

For April is an exceedingly interest
ing number, containing articles to
please all tastes. It Ia especially
rich in engravings from paintings
and drawings, and the art lover will
also find congenial matter in the
Scketch Of Leonardo Da Vinct, with
its two accompanying portraits.
"The Protestant Sisterh0ods of New
York." will attract much attention,
rs it refers especially to the Sisters of
st. Mary, whose Convent of St. Ga
briel at Peekskill has been much
talked about recently. "Church-go-
ing In Virginia In 1885," by John s.
Patton, is a local article of great an
tiquarian interest. There are por-
traits Of Bishop Harrington, who is
supposed to have been martyrei in
Africa, Archbishop Gibbons of Bal
timorc, tho second American Cardi-
nal, and the late Vice president
Hendricks, whom DR.. Talmage eulo-
gizes as q "Christian Politician
There are many other articlrG of
present and future interest, and the
number Ia full Of beautiful pictures
which please all, young and old.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
A Business Mans Opinion.

Two years ago took S. S. S. for 8
case Of mercurial rheumatism, which
had been affecting me for ten years
| have waited this long before writ.
Ing in order that could be sure that
Twas cured, and that there would BE-
NO return of the disease. The cure
has been complete, and never fail
to recommend Swift's Specific to
those who suffer as 1 did. I know
cannot say too much for it. One
should always be proud of the bridge
that takes him over the stream.
r. j. CUNNING.
Chicago, ILL.,, Nov. l, 1885.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis.
eases mail free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8
Atlanta, Ga. New York, 157 W. 23d
st.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Miss::c lsvsland's Note Paper.
fCapit0l.l

Capitol.
Ladies who have recently received
notes from Miss Cleveland and inyi-
tations, have been surprised by the
appearance of a crest upon her note
paper and invitation cards. The crest
which she has adopted is a copy of
the new seal recently provided for
the President, and shows the venera-
BILE bald-headed eagle, not with
wings outstretched as formerly, but
with his wearied pinions at rests I;
upon the breast Of the eagle rests the
familiar shield with its thirteen
stripes and thirteen stars. The crest
is printed In dead gold, and below 1t
appears the words, "The Presidents
House. This is also an innovation.
All of the Presidents note paper
hitherto has borne the heading, eEx-
ecutive Mansion, Washington" and
the printed forms for nominations
and other official documents have
been dated In the same way, but
Miss Cleveland appears to have
thought the new form preferable.
The note paper and invitations have
been passed around and commented
upon both favorably and unfavorably
within the last Two days.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
WHAT is 1T?

By & special arrangement with the publish
ers Of Farm and Preside, We can for II short
time offer free gift in connection with our pa
per. 1t is q MAGNIFICENT ENGRAVING
entitled "lIAMLET and OPIlELIA.r our Of
fer is as follows:
The price OF Peck's Sun one year is $500
The price OF Farm Il Firecide one year is 80
The value OF the Engraving is fully $50
-t5
We give all the above, worth $500, for only
100. Subscpibe for Peck's Sun at once and sc :
cure them All. Address.
fECK'S SUN, Milwaukee, Wis.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
The Logic Of Events.

Well, WE'LL" said Mrs. Catson, put.
ting aside newspaper and turning
to her husband, "a pair of earrings
caused the Burmese war. Inever
heard of anything so strange"
"Oh," said Mr.. Catson, ~ have
heard Of stranger things"
Nonsense"
"Well, 1 have, and I'll give you an
example. One night, In Boston, 9
young man meeting an acquaintance
said: Come let's have drink ]
was never in Boston, but the remark
brought about our marriage"
"Why, George" exclaimed Mrs,
Catson, "you are foolish. Neither OF
us were ever In Boston. You must
be losing your mind"
"Tell you what III do: I prom
ised to get you new cloak, didn't
Ip
"Yes.'
swell. now III bet You the cloak
that / can prove my assertion"
Gall right"
If | succeed you don't get the
cloak"
~ understand"
swell, one night in Boston about
ten years ago, young man meeting
friend, asked him to come and have
drink. Tho friend, a drug clerk,
did 40. He took several drinks and
got drunk. That settled It,"
Settles what?"
"rhe fact of our marriage"
"Never mind, I'll explain. The
drug clerk got drunk aud went to
the store. Shortly afterward SER
want girl entered and handed him a
prescription. In putting It up he
used morphine instead Of quinine.
The girl went away and delivered
It to Mrs. Potter who took it and
died.
"Oh, what's the use of prolonging
this foolishness 2"
"Hold on. The death of that wo-
man drew you and me closer tOgeth-
or than We ever were before.
ave were not acquainted with
each other ten years ago."
"That's very true, but wait. Mr..
Potter, the ladys husband, was al
most crazed by grief. lie could stay
In New York no longer, so he came
down to kentucky, and after awhile
went into business. Don't see any
light yet, do your"
"Oh, hush"
"Wait minute. He had not been
In business long until | met him. lie
took a fancy to me and gave ME en-
ployment. After l had been with
him several years, he sent me to Ar
kansaw. had been in this state
but a short time until met you.
Summary: II the friend had not
asked the drug clerk to drink OH
one certain occasion he would not
have got drunk. II he hadn't been
drunk he would not have made
mistake in filling the prescription,
and had he not made mistake, Mrs.
Potter would not have been killed,
and had she not died, Potter would
not have left New York, and had he
not left that city should not have
met him, and had not gone into
business with him"
"Oh, for goodness sake, hush.
You are enough to drive anybody
crazy"
She arose and left the room. Her
husband unused: am make her an
other bet, III bet she doesn't get that
cloak. l have always thought that
the!logic of events failed to meet with
proper appropriations in this country"
-Arkansaw Traveller.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Sure Signs In The Churches.

A long experience of an old church.
goer to various churches justifies the
following conclusions:
1t is sure sign when pastor in
dulges in comparisons that he will
leave himself out of the question.
1t is a sure sign when there is to
be no collection at a social that the
collection will be large.
1t is sure sign that when q ser.
mon exceeds twenty-five minutes
one person In five will forget the
text.
1t is q sure sign that when min
lister is talking about "want OF unity
among the churches" he knows how
1t Is himself.
1t is sure sign that when the pas.
tor talks about what his people have
done for the cause of temperance
they are not all teetotalers.
1t is sure sign when a country
clergyman gets presentation of q
purse Of money that 1t 10 only an in
stallment of arrears of salary In an
other form.
1t is sure sign when methodists
begins TO tell anecdotes about John
Wesley that his acquaintance with
modern illustration Is limited.
1t is sure sign when minister
processes to teach business mon how
they should conduct their affairs that
he Is only mere speculator.
1t is sure sign when you see 1t
advertised at church meeting that
there will DO a collection to defray
the expenses that the expenses will
be larger than the receipts.
; 1t is sure sign that when a minis
ter leaves one denomination for an.
other he has considerably weakened
on a matter of salary.
1t is sure sign when congrega-
ton boasts that 1t is about to give
its minister another increase of sala-
ry, that there will be another mort.
gage on the church before the year is |
out.
1t is a sure sign when minister at |
. public meeting tells you he scarce.
ly knows what to say, that there will |
be somebody in the audience who
will be sure to believe him.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16

himself to round of gayety in hon
or OF his success, but soon received
the following 10 lower his spirits !:
II have bad news for you. My ap-
plication has been refused and have
been ordered to the front"
There was nothing for him TO do
but await events. The next message
raised his spirits somewhat. "Allow
me to congratulate you. l, or rather
you, have been promoted to gallantry
in the field, but we are wounded. /
hope we shall recover. P.S.-Our
bravery has been rewarded with
the Grand Cross Of the Black Eagle
Order" But next was an eflectual
damper. We are getting well Of the
wound / received at Plevna; but 1t
has been discovered that there are
two thousand roubles short In our
pay account while l was acting quar-
termaster. l, or rather we, shall be
tried in few weeks. l am afraid
that we shall be convicted unless you
send me thousand roubles with
which to bride the investigating
committee"
There was nothing for him to do
but save his honor, even lift cost
him his last shilling, and so he raised
the money with very great difficulty
and sent it TO his friend, who did not
write for long time. At length he
relieved the distress of Ludovick.
II bribed the investigating commit
tee and have beonhonorably acqu, d.
ted. Your good name is safe. I've got
some good news for you We fell in
love with a beautiful girl, and l
have married her. You have no
idea how happy we are."
This was a staggerer. Ludovick
had fallen in love with another fair
one, and couldn't break his promise.
lie experienced the torment of the
wicked. His anxiety was unrelieved
until months afterwards, when he
received the following: ave shall
soon be clasped in each others arms.
| am coming to st. Petersburg with
our wife and child. l have done
great deal for you. l have ruined
my health and lost good deal of
time. Now 1t is your turn to serve
me-" A few days afterward Ludo.
wick was Mortified TO see his friend
drive up with his wife and child"
Here is your uniform Ludovick,
and also your wife and child" The
poor woman, ignorant of the decep-
ton, died Of grief. The friends were
tried and punished.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16

Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg,
ILL.,, says: Having received so much
benefit from Electric Bitters, / feel
1t my duty to let suffering humanity
know it. Have had a running sore
OH my leg for eight years; my doc.
tors told me l would have to have
the bone scraped or leg amputated.
| used, instead, three bottles Of Elec.
trio Bitters and seven boxes Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and my ley is nov
sound and WELL" Electric Bitters
are sold at fifty cents a bottle, and
Bucklen's Arnica Salve at 25c. pei
box by j. r. Armistead.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16

AS there are a great many who
would like TO take commercial
courses and do not feel able to 20 to
city and pay out The necessary
amount for board, ETC., tho Bryant
and Stratton Business College, at
Louisville has adopted a mail depart
ment, by which they can instruct the
pupil at home, aud by close atten-
tion can master his course In about
the same time as is required at The
college. ANY one desiring 10 take q
mail course, will do well to apply at
this Office as we have scholarship
to dispose of.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
A slavonio Romance.
Modern Society.1


A young Russian named Ludovick,
living at st. Petersburg, having re-
peatedly failed to pass the examina-
ton necessary to enter the army, it
was laughingly suggested by his
friend, Jebesky, that he should as
sumo Ludovick's name, 60 south,
and pass the examination, and re-
turn TO St. Petersburg and hand the
commission and uniform over to
him. What was proposed in joke
was actually carried into serious
reality, and in due course Ludovick
received the following: Allow me
TO congratulate you. l have passed
the examination and am now lieu
tenant in the infantry regiment. To-
morrow | shall apply for transfer
TO st. Petersburg. Ludovick treated
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16

bers who appIauuedunurrHe spectS-I
tors in the galleries joined in, and
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Are You Going to Kansas
Missouri, Colorado, Cali
fornia or Any of The
Western States?

fyou should avail yourself of the
advantages that are now offered by
The Kansas City Route, the only di-
rect route from the South to the
West and Northwest. This line runs
its entire trains, with Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars and free Reclining
Chair Cars, from Memphis to Kan
sas City, saving many hours time
over any other route. If you are GO
ing you will save money by purchas-
ing your tfcekts via Memphis and the
Kansas City Route. Send for large
map of this Snort Route mailed free.
Address,
j. E. LOCKWOOD,
Kansas City, Mo.
Or, II. d. ELLIS, Ticket Agent,
81 Madison Street, Memphis, Tenn.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Miraculous Escape.

W. W. Reed, druggist, of Winches
ter, Ind, writes; "One of my Gus.
toners, Mrs. Louisa Pike, Dartonia
Randolph Co., Ind, was long suf.
ferer with Consumption, and was
given up to die by her physicians.
She heard Of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, aud began
buying 1t of Inc. In six months
time she walked to this city, a dis
lance of six miles, and is now so
much improved she has quit using it.
She feels she owes her life to it,
Free trial bottle at j. II. Armistead' s
drug store.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1886-03-16
Bucklen's Arnioa Salye.

The Best Salye in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
theum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. Itis guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by j. II. Armistesd.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-01-30

because, he said, they had tendency to
disturb the public mind, and every
scheme that could disgrace silver, had the
sanction of government officials.
The Louisiana senator criticised the
silver policy Of the administration, as was
expected, and the senator from Vermont
opposed further coinage Being Repub-
lican, he promised with remark about
the necessity Of coming to the rescue of
the president and secretary of the treas
ury against the cruel attacks that had
been made on cardinal measure OF the
administration by the Democratic sena-
tors. He knew the fate of those who VEN
.tured to interfere with family quarrels,
but this measure by which silver might
be maintained on par with gold, was
entitled to support. G. A. S.