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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
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Da bteie 6rase oft seifeGt utrb, uoaea
mir einfad iasen, baB lie cine Dame If,
bic es fta felt 80 Sabren CUR aufsabe mads
tie, Trauenfrantbeiten, bauptiddli4 aber
8inberfranfbeiten gu itubiren. sic bat
bic SonititutiOn unb bic Bebhrfnife oleler
aablretden &lafen beionbers sepruft uro
als 6eiultat praftiider aenntniie unb
@rfabruns, tpelde ie i'm 2aufe zines Wenz
idenalters ais Sranfenpfleserin unb Gr3t
aelammelt, bat fie ben SOctbin8 Shrup
ais befonberes Wittel fir 5abnenbe &tnber
aulammenseieet. Diefs Mebisin bat cine
masii9e @irtuns fe sibt @ube unb
Sc unbbeit unb erbdit Offenen 2eib. Sn
Tolse Oteier MeoiSin 1T 6rau Winslom
meltberibmt seporben als Wcblthdterin
ber 9inber. l1nb bic 8inber perben srOB
uno banfen ibr bafar. Nud in biei er Stabt
bat fe bic Sinber gu Dant perpfidtet.
@rcbe Quantitdtea bes Soptbins 9nrup
werben bier tdslid perfauftunb perbraudt.
Wir slauben, Wrs. @inslcw bat ii4
bur9 bieien Nrttfel unlterbli9 semadt
unb mir finb iber5eust, bab bur4 benfels
Ben Tauienbe BON &tnbern s~erettet tpurben
unb baB WailiOnen benielben nod nit
@rfolg sebrauden merben. Seine Wfutter
Bat ibre 8fidt setban, tpenn fe ntdt
Mrs. 8tnslow's SDctbins SArup anz
manbte. Beriudt es Nle 3abies 8tfitor
Stem Sort. - gu ~Serfaufen BET alien
Drusgiten. -25 Gents bic Slaiae.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26

teutpabl bor3unebmen. Nuf oer
Wunl9 &uBlanbs bat bic propiiorii@e
&egierung biei EN- Sermin ieoo9 pers
f6oben uno berlangt nun aber BON ber
5urfei unb BON &ublano, baB Elm be-
itimmter Sag fir iene Wabl fefgeiebt
tperbe. Sur unter bieier 8ebingung
mill man in cine tpeitere 8eri9ieburg
bes 3uiammentretens Der Sobranie
einuiQigen.
Sic Spannuns 5tpif6en England
unb Grunfrei9 1T i'm 3unebmen be-
griHen. Die fran30fi9e pre1e greift
gnglanb aufs beftigfte an tuegen beRen
politit in Iegppten. Sic bei6uloist
England, baB es bur9 feline Stnan3pos
litit Nesnpter Der @ontrole Der europdz
if9en @roBmd6te su ent3ieben fube.
Granfrei9 piirbe ME augeben, baB
England fi9 in Nesppten feitiebe uno
ft9 babur9 our 8eberrI@erin beg Wtit=
telIdnbii9en Meeres made, fotpie bes
Seetpeges gu BEN fran36fi6en Golo>
rien. England uiinf6e 3ur Set ett1ett
europdii9en &rieg a1 peratlahetl, UNI
6rantrei6s Mufmerffamteit bon Megnps
ten absulenfen, es piirbe aber babel
Graafrei1 f9werli6 tdui6en, bag allen
4nnerionsgeliten @nglamos in Ae99ps
ten nit @nti6ie6enbeit entgegentretei1
.perbe. s3u bemerfen 1T ba3u nur, oaB
aud Mi6ts 10 beiB gege1en tpiro, tple
mans fo9t. Granfrei@ tuirb fi9 btu
ten, peser aespptet einen &ries nit
Der englii1en @eema9t a%n3ufangen.
9ur6 bic y3a9ri6t, BOB Der &aiier
bon &uBlan6 feinen eigenen Mbtutat1s
ten-einen Baron BON &ertern-eri9ofz
fen babe, erbdlt bic reuli@e Mnnabme
BON Der geiftigen 1mna9tung NleTans
bers eine siemli6 birette 8efdtigung.
@iu man gere6t iein, bann muB man
3ugeben, baB aber aud tein Menf9 out
grben cine gr6bere 8ere9tigung bat,
benz 8erfolgungsmabnfnn anbeim5r'
fallen, als bas u8dter4en" auf benz
ruifii9en &aiiertbrone.
gbenio ungemitbli9 mie Germ III.
@omanof auf ieinem G%3arentbrone,
i6eint es iebt benz uSeilisen 8ater" in
&Dm auf feinem rbeiligen Stuhle" gu
tperben. Ser alte 9err miini6t aus.
aumanbern, rur tpeiB ez nod ni9t tpos
bin; iebenfans mirD linn Die felbfauf=
erlegte n@efangenl9aft i'm 8atieaa"
langweilig, unb I'm fi6 aus Der NHaire
au aieben, obne fi9 3uslei6 ld6erli9 gu
MAIDEN, mill er gan5 BON aom forts
geben. Gina mieber mad Ibigno11,
pie Mnno 1909 big 1877 Clemens V.
unb befen feds Ma6foleer Biz @rego,
KIP Diesmal bdtte bic ueberfeblnne
penisiens nod ben Nni6ein Der Jrei=
tpiaigfeit, tadbrenb Tie bamals out ge.
feb1 beg fren36iif9en &6nigs pbilipt
". fattfanb. 8ieaei9t fommt Der
ate unfeblbare 6err gar nod Mmerita
....rbmii6 senug fiebt's bier f6on ID
pie 10 aus!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
6. s.. MIner,

Weft : 6 pmmereefraB e,
bdlt elm groBes unb iebr gewdbltes So
ger BON Sapeten, &ouleaur,
GiIberrabmen unb 2eiite H.,
unb ferner neben 3ei6nensM aterialien
aler Mrt. Garben unb tie l.
der M aterialten, DEFENDERS
9ammers fertig gemii6te
Sarben, bic beiten unb biaigiten i'm
Marfte, Die unter boiler .@arantit pers
fault perbeu. s en T. unb 5pies
geIgIas unb anbere in bieies Sad
f6lagenbe Mrtitel; norin Serr Wiiler
bas gr6Bte 2ager i'm Meiten 6es Staas
tes bat. Muftrdge aus Dem 2anbe tperz
ben prompt ausgefibrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
0pftprredhnunaen.

Sober, beHen 8lut unb 2eber .gefuro
fms, befinbet fi@ iogar innnitten BON
gpibemten in gutem 3uftanbe. Sies
faun man i'm 2eben iebes @in3elnen
bemerten. Menn Nae fi6 Der 8orz
tbeile Der MISUNDERSTANDING unb Be-
tDabrung Der &6rpergefunbbeit beoie'
men molten, ba miiroe es geringere
Softorre9nungen unb melt tpeniger
Gorge seben. Sas eiusig @6tbige unb
bas gin5ige bor aDen anbern gu erns
pfeblenbe Mittel 1T anerfanntermaBen
Simmpns 9iper &egulator
bereitet BON S. $. 3eilia & So. Die
.3eugniHe bafiir Sdblen mad Saufenben
unb bic 8praiige ftmb unbe3weifelt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
Qtfe Der Hreife:

1887 @epinne int Betrase Dor $265,5O0
e- Mnfragen fit Msenten, iopis Rateu
fir Clubs f0nnen nut in bet Office In Neb
Orleans aeaadt tperoen.
@ese ndberer ausfunft f@reibe man beutIid
bic sanae Nbrefe.
Wan idide @elb bur4 Ycffal u c'
ten, GrpreB MOneh Srber, Stem Ocri
Wediel auf Seem Orleans.
8riefe nit @urreneb u%nberdnbert pet grpreb
Nir aableu grprebfofen.
Or. u. Daupbtn,
Stein Orleans, Ga.
Wan a~breifire resifrsste 8riefe unb felIe
.. .. Moneb Srbre8 aus anf bic Stem Orleans
NationaI 8ant, Stein Orleans, Ga.
@bmarb Woore, Msent,
22l Aceanta @trabe, Gan antonio, Seras
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
aeim amuden.Meteen 1tebr.

Gbparb Sbepberb in Sarrisburs, ST., iast i:
.Da Der @ebrau9 bes electric Sitter 10 tpobl,
tbatise Golsen fir mild bate, baltic i6 mid fir
berpfidtet, bies BET leibenoen Menidbeit NIT
sutbeilen Sd bate a9t Sabre lang Elm bOieS
8ein unb meire aerate bebaupteten, baS emit
ueOer her &no@en seidabt ober bas 8ein ab'
senommen tperben miine. Statt beien sebrand>
te i9 bret 6laf6en electric Sitter unb Z S@a@>
teIn Budlens Mrniea. Salbe unb mein 8ein 1T
iebt sefunb.
electric 8itters pirb itets ben grfols baben,
Der fit baieIbe beaniprudt ipirb. Nnr 30
Gents bic Glal1e bel U. Dreib.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
cages Nemt8fettem.
SnIan B.

= aur3li9 1T man I'M sroBen Stile
betriebehen @9muggeleien auf bic
Spur getommen, bic BON ben b6beren
Dfiaieren unierer 8unbesflotte gang
gei9dftsmdBig ausgefttbrt tDurben. 8es
f6mugselt tpurbe bauptid9li9 Wein,
aber aud Spiben, feibene 9toHe, Seps
pi6e &C. ginige b6bere Sfficiere fino in
bebenfli9em @rabe compromittirt uro
es ffeben unteriu1ungen bepor, BEL be-
men pe+mutbli@ piel f6muBise Wdi9e
au Sage gef61bert meroen tpirb.
- Ser prdioent mtrb fi9 in Bee
gleitung BON 8aparo, @nbieott un6
@bitnep mad Stem Dort begeben, tebo9
obne bic 9amen.
- I'm Der Stem Oorfer B6rie berri6t
cine groBe Nufregun9 iiber bas pl6blis
DE Steigen Der GaHeepreiie. guropdiz
f6e @pefulanten batten fur3 5apor
10O,O 900 Sad &io a~ufsefauft.
= Geronimo unb feline Sanbe ftnb
in Sort piders auf Der Santa Noias
Snlel, gegeniber penIacola, Jloriba,
MULTIPLICATION angefommen.
= Sn Burlington, Mi9., bat eiu
Mann Selbfmoro begangen, inoen1 ct
cine Dnnamitpatrone unter ben Mrm
ttabm unb gum grplobiren bra9te. Die
Wirfung NOR cine gralienbafte. Ser
&6rper bes Mannes murbe in Ntorae
aeri6mettert unb nur ein paar &leiber-
feken u10 8lutflede tparert an1 DIT Der
Sbat gu bemerten.
MusIanD.
= Cine Snpentar : Mufnabme ber
9interlaKenf6aft beg 26nigs Subwig
BON Baiern bat ergeben, baB fiir feline
Gldubiger bic Summe BON Z Miqionen
Marf gu rec..iiiren lit. Man boft, bic
S6uloen b 26nigs balbm69li9ft bis
auf ben lebt( lSeler abtragen gu f6nnen.
= Nls bulgarii9er Sbr~onfanbibat
niro BON England aus Der prin3 Walz
bamar BON Sdremarf genonnt.
= Greiberr Grtebri9 Gerbinanb BON
geuff, Der emit pielgeuannte aber r1ittz
lerpeile in @erJeHenbeit seratbene fd@s
fii9e uno ipdter 6fferrei@if9e Stats
mann, 1T i'm Utter BON 70 Sabren ges
ftDrben.
= Ser 8erliner Simes : Sorresppns
bent t~sleerapbirt nod 9onoon: Sd
babe aus i6erer Queae erfabren, baB
5iirft 8ismard fomObl geger Die 8e<
febung Bulgariens bur9 Die &ufen 1T,
els aud aeeen bic bon Granfrei@ ges
tphni6te STUNNING @espptens bon Geis
ten Der g%nglduoer.
Ser parifer Gisaro mil miFen,
baB Der ruiiii9e Minifter bes ausmdrti'
aen, 9e @iers, bemnddf cine Girculars
note an bic europdifden @roBmd9te
fenben ipirb, in Der &ublanb bic Notbs
tpenbigfeit betont, benz in gnlgarten
berrf6enben 3uitanbe Der Mnar6ie etu
@nbe gu MAIDEN. ba CT ben Jrieoer Der
8alfanitaaten unb baour6 aud &uB'
Lamb gefGbrbe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-10-26
1886. 5erbf #. 1886.
L. HUTH & SOHN,
bic aIte unb bepdbrte
Gilen< II. 0Dl5maaren<.

~Stv ~ Wv WV SeS !
Barbes. nab Gameu>Panbinn9
$50, aas unb ass Rartt>g sra1e,
San Nmtoutp- ...---.-----.xeTae
9aben foeben erbalten:
Siren 1erba. unb Binter Beb1rf bon
.. 2anbretb & SDtn @arten'
une Blumens 9 amen.
Inter nuberm neue grnte Graut- unb Spinat.
Gafner, fribe Hobnen nnb grbfen fur Serbf.
bfan3nng, Binter, gfogsen unb @erfe, Miaet,
Sorgbum u. |. b.
1000 4fuuo meme ernte Stub. Gnmen.
so Yfunb Ct pafo 8niebeI> Samen.
200 BnfbeI e9ten Solution @ras. Samen.
Walen. itub Stature @ras , Samen, alfalfa,
rothen nnb iueiben RIee>S amen.
Ngenten fir 9bos. MeifIe & Co.'S Rentu6b
Blue gras SuIfb YFiss bic beifen, einfadften,
f~idrtiien unb b%ilisften aeit : %aIse i'm Martte.
asenten fur bic bsrabmten
Brinly q,
4fanet It. Gamensrias, 9anb . @Fase unb
GuItibators, Belle eth Gntter. S9neibemaidi.
men, Guf. 8. @redt @urtimaf9inen nnb But.
der fltenfIien, Sarrifon Bros. 6 60. semiidte
8arben, Solutions GaItmirfarbsn &c.
Carl s. Wfutbs 4~tenenruuder, 6onis.
@~rtractcrs unb Meher,
anes gu ben niebrisfen @rsifen.
i. Huth & Sohn.
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= Inter ben sablrei9en Gdlen bon
&beumatismus, bic i'd bermittelf Sons
gaIine furirt babe, bate i'd ben zines
Sinfaigers, Der bereits 40 Sabre on
benz lebel lit; nod finftdgigem @e=
brau1 pon SDngaline mar er 10 melt
bergeitelt, baB er feline @ei6dfte ptes
Der aufnebmen fonnte. Songaline balte
i'd fir bas bette Mittel gegen rbeuma.
tif9e 2eioen.
st. s. Sabis, M. 8, Surgeon, Mo.
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Aransas Bay Saloon,

HW1t WtUHT"F TWP ~FFV"
Fred Mockert,... @isenthamer.
9ie feiniten Weins, quite WbisfieS unb et'
quore unb famofe Gigarren. @istaltes Gtte,
MiIpaufee uno anbeuier Bier itets an Sdno.
GB- Sir Damen 1T elm elegant einseridtster
4arlor r%elerbirt. 7,l0,t3W
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Neue @aareu! Ncue Ssaaren!

: m @ln6ereIIQS d zStDfe,
@de 9pufonftraBe & Mbe. s,
6err Baum BON Cinderella S9ubs
fore bat bic bfli@en Mdrfte beiu@t
unb einen iiberrai9enb rei6baltigen
8orratb bpn S6uben fir 9amen uno
&inber, iomie fir 9erren eingetauft.
9ie Waaren itnb bor3igli@: bauerbaft
unb febr preismarbig. Sebe 5amilie
iolte es fi6 5ur Qufgabe MAIDEN, ibren
8ebarf at @6ub5eug i'm @inbez
rella Store gu faufen. Ilfo perz
geBt ni6t ben
@tnbereIIa dub @tpre.
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llnibertrefFide Nn5iehuns
ueber cine halbe Mtltpn perlpcft.
QDutIiana State Qotterp Sc

wv WV" O~~~S o~%%S%T W.
9ieies Snifitut purbe int Sabre 1858 fit
graiebunss- unb @obltbatisfeits 8psde bon
Der Staatslegislatur fur ben 8eitraum bon
fiinfunbspanats Sabren sefesli6 incorporirt
nit einera aapital bon 81, Ooo, 200, gu tpel4em
fe 1eitber eiaen @eierbefonS bon $55O,OOo BIN.
amsefIst bat. Dur@ elm iberidpensli1es
8otnm burben ibre &edte elm She'll Der geaeu.
wartisen StaatscOn fitntion, a%msemOmmen an
2. December 1879.
Sbre srosen 3iebmnsen bon einaeL
men Mummern fnben monatli9 ftatt.
Memals ipirb einc SSiebums beri@oben. Mau
lefe na6folsenben %lan.
@rpbe utpnatltae 3tebuns
in Der Neubeuan Of Mufc, Seem Srleans,
Dienftas ben 9. Mcpember 1886.
100000 Tidets gu S. iebes. Brud,
tbetle in Tunftel I'M YerbdltniB.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
CHARITY ABUSED.
4 Corpse That Counted the Money Con
tributed to Bury It.
baltimore (Md.) special.]

tEAOVtVW W DVAy \"
baltimore (1d.) special.]
Several days ago a pretty little woman
went to one of the Methodist churches in
southwest Baltimore and asked for money
to bury her dead husband. She gave her
name as Hester Green and said she was
ashamed to ask the city to bury him. Two
worthy ladies were sent out to investigate
the case. They went to a house on Parkin
street. There was Grape on the door, all
the blinds were closed, and the Stiffness of
death brooded over the place. They
entered the house. In one corner Of q
dsrkened room lay corpse; near it was
the wife bowed down in grief. The ladies
looked at the body, then comforted the
bereaved woman.
The pathetic story so touched the hearta
of the brethren that seventeen dollars was
raised to give him Christian burial. Next
day one Of the ladies who had Investigate
ed the case went to the house and found
the wife little more resigned to the will
Of God," as she expressed it, and the
corpse still there. The money was left and
the lady departed with the consciousness
of having done good deed. She found
after walking few squares that she had
left her umbrella. She returned to get it,
opened the door, and there sat the corpse
counting the money and clinking one dol
lar against another to see that it was not
counterfeit. The lady was thunderstruck,
and, although she was sold, was deter
mined not to be beaten out Of seventeen
dollars, SO she compelled the corpse to re-
turn the money that had been contributed
for the purpose Of burying him like Q
Christian.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
A Stove-Pokers Terrible Deed.
Milwaukee SUM-

Women are not all timid, especially In
the presence of men. A woman may
climb right up the side of wall and hang
on to the dado by her teeth at sight Of a
poor little, hungry, inoffensive mouse, and
few minutes afterward knock man end
over appetite for making an insulting re-
mark in her presence. Down at Rochester,
Ind, Mrs. Glkinson keeps boarding.
house, and the other day a man named
Stiles, while drunk, called upon her and
demanded lodging. She mildly suggested
that he pay for iodging that he previously
had, when he gave her very insulting
answer. She Immediately smote him over
the head with stove-poker which was
concealed among the folds of har dress,
and now Stiles is no more. The coroner's
jury acquitted the woman, and now it il
safe to say that a man will pause and rer
fleet for some time before insulting her.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
The Sinner and the Silver Box.
IBoston Pllot.l

There is story of a brigand who went
to confession, as Spanish brigands do, and
who seeing little silver box in the sleeve
Of the priest, relapsed and stole it. 81 &C.
cuse myself, father" said he Immediately,
"of having stolen box" "Well, my son,
you must restore it." "Would you like it,
fatherW ~? no." replied the confessor,
offended at the suggestion. ''The thing
ISL resumed the penitent, "that I have
offered it to it's owner, and he has refused
it." "Oh! then in that case, my son, you
have done all that is necessary, and may
keep it with clear conscience"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

"HELLo" we heard one man say to anoth
er the other day. "Ididn'tknow you at first
did when I saw you last (" 81 feel ten
years.. younger" was the reply. "You
know used to be under the weather all the
time end gave up expecting to be any bet
ter. The doctor said had consumption.
was terribly weak, had night-sweats, cough,
no appetite, and lost flesh. l saw Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery adver.
tised, and thought it would do no harm if
it did no good. It has cured me. ] am a
new man because am we'll one."
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
Ono Physic. Sir. in NIinel"

A good story comes from a boys board
hg-school in Jersey" The diet was mo-
notonous and constipating, and the learned
Principal decided to introduce some old
sss hee pgc n ae 9ns 5rest a bt
smartest in school, discovered the secret
mine in his sauce, and pushing back his
plate, shouted to the pedagogue, "No
physic, sir, in mine. My dad told me- to
use nuthin' but DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purg-
alive Pellets and they are doing their
duty like charml' They are anti-bilious,
and purely vegetable.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
Both Maidens and Angels.

A friend sends US the following: II had
dream; silver wire stretched from
Heaven to earth. A former earthly ASSOC
ciate of mine communicated the following
through the Heavenly telephones: st. Peter
sat nodding beside the golden gates, when
a maiden with timid knock sought adj
mission. What claim have you on
Heaven?' asked the saint. Dropping her
head until her bangs pointed earthward,
she answered: Il am from Florida, and
just sweet sixteen Enter said the
saint; 'enter,' and he threw wide open the
gates, for when girl in Florida is sixteen
she Is both girl and angel"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
A Prisoners Powerful Plea.
fLafayette Messenger.t

The best speech that was made during
SQUIRT week came from Alec Culberson. He
was on trial for assault with intent ia
murder. When he got up to make his
speech to the jury he knew that his fate
hung trembling in the balance, and he de-
termined to use an argument that in these
hard times would fall with telling effect.
He said: "Gemmen, I don't want to go to
the chain gang. owe Mr.. George Glenn
ents lots of money, and I want you to let
me stay here so can work and pay him
what owe." He came clear.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
COPIES FREE.
The Gifted Girl of Grantsvilfe.
Walker Lake lNey.l Bulletin.I

A young lady in Grantsville is curiously
and amusingly gifted. Her toes are so
supple that she can snap the great and
third toes of either foot with as sharp and
clear report as the average man makes
when he snaps his thumb and finger. She
is diffident about exhibiting her peculiar
accomplishment, but her intimate friends
assert that she is quite an adept and can
keep good time to lively jig.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
Young Men, Read This.

THnVoLrA1c BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol
TA1c BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 30 days, to men iyoung or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu.
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vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in.
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them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

PROF. JNo. J. CALDWELL, M. D., Balti-
more, says: No narcotics in Red Star
Cough Cure. Price, Is cents bottle.
DR.. Richard Oberlaender, Leipzig, Ger
many: st. Jacobs Oil cured me of neuralgia.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

In another column of this issue will be
found an entirely new and novel specimen
OF attractive advertising It is one of tho
neatest we have ever seen, and we think
the sappossd display letters in the advere
tisement of Prickly Ash BitterA
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

sSEs here, you scamp" said an irate
Irish gentleman to q tramp, IF were only
as near you as you are to me I'd break your
head n-LoapeI Courier.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

"AH," said Jehokes, taking his friends
baby, The has got his mothers eyes-and
my hair" he added, as the youthful prod
icy grabbed him by his fore-top.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

"WHAr is meant by the bone of conten.
tion?'" asked young hopeful, looking up
from his book. s'The jaw-bone, my son.
replied his father, solemnly, ''the jaw
bone"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

PIKE s TooTHAcHE DROPS curein minute, &c
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. $50.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

In case of breakage the human fingers
are among the most reliable things known,
because they are always ON hand with
nails.-N Y, Led0er
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

A TAILOR is the only man who dare give
his best customers fits and by his cutting
ways show that he has measured them up.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

IT is common thing for baby to put
his foot in his mouth Alas! that some
men should be babies all their lives Dos.
ton Transcript.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

'sMAY ride behind you?" asked tramp
Of gentleman who was passing him on
horseback. "Yes; but not on the same
horse" was the reply.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

Mr.. BowLEs-"I guess that's a cheal
cigar you're smoking" Mr.. Jowles-"Yes
I swore off using tobacco the first of tn,
year."
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

A SOMEWHAT weather-beaten tramp be.
ing asked what was the matter with his
coat, replied: Insomnia; it hasn't had q
nap in ten years."
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

elf spring poets were hens" says an ex-
change, "even an editor could afford to eat
eggs" Doubtful. If spring poets were
hens, they would not send their lays to thu
sditOr.-Norristoo Herald
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

THE color produced by Buckingham's Dye
for the Whiskers always gives satisfaction.
The changers of Whooping Cough are avert
ed by the use of Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
An Austrian Princess Fan.
iHarper's Bazaar

IudIVeI DUZHT.
A lady in New York has a fan which
once belonged to an Austrian Princess. 1t
was pain ed by Vatican and was owned
by Marie Antoinette. It was mounted in
Paris few years ago on sticks of fretted
gold and silver, each outer stick heavily
ornamented with precious stones-garnets,
pearls, turquoise and sapphire. It IL
enormously valuable.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

SILENCE may be golden, but dentist
has never yet been able to fill teeth with
it-N Y Journal
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

1Nou1RER-No; editors do not ''sticA
type" with paste brush. That article is
used when they get stuck.-Boston Bulletin.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

CIRCUS men will soon be along to canvass
the situation.-The Rambler.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14
A Throat to Sing With.

What throat is the best for singer to
teach high notes with7 A SOAR throat. If
It becomes too sore, use Taylor's Cherokee
Remedy Of Sweet Gum and Mullen, which
cures hoarseness and a husky voice.
Walter A. Taylor, Proprietor, Atlanta, Ga.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

"How DID the bull look on emerging
from the china show!' "a little tho worse
for the ware"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

WHEN is bankrupt concern like an
eight-day clock9 When it is run down.
No; yhen it is wound up.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-04-14

PHILADELPHIA has lawyer named
Gee, /" remarks an exchange. That's right.
Haw! Haw! That's left.-ChicdQo ZriOunG