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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
FIRST DAY, JUNE II. 1885.

HONOLULU PLATE-S75.
Running race, half mile dash, open to all.
2-RAPIOLANI PARK PLATE-sIO0.
Running race mile dash. open to all horses bred
in the Kingdom that have never any
meeting of this Association.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PLATE-sIOO.
Running race, one mile dash; free for all.
4-HAWAIIAN JOCKEY CLUB CUP.
Running race, a sweepstake of $50 added cup TO
be won by the same person twice, the second
one mile dash, open all three-year- olds;
sealed nominations, inclOsing a fee of $40, to be
sent TO the Secretary OF the Hawaiian Jockey
Club on or before p. the 9Th day of June.
Final acceptances as TO the balance of sweep
stakes or before p. M. on the 10th Of June
Second trial-Cup run for last year.
5-OCEANIC PLATE-$IOO
Running race, one mile DASH free for ali Ha-
walian bred horses. Madens allowed five
pounds.
G--wAIKAPU CUP.
Running race, a sweepstal1e of S25 added three
quarter mile dash, open to all twO-year-old Ha-
waiian bred horses. Cup 10 be won by hose
beating the twO-year old -ecOrd, I:2}-
7-KAMEHAMEHA PLATE-S25O.
Running race, one and one-half mile dash. open
70 all.
s-PoNY RACE-S75.
Running race. mile dash, open to all ponies Of IA
hands or under.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28

The following various branches of business VIII
enable the public on the Islands and from abroad
to gain general information on all matters in the
following departments:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
STEAMER KILAUEA HOU,
STEAMER LEHUA,

VIII leave regularly for same ports as KIlauea
Hon.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
SECOND DAY, JUNE IL, 1885.

I-GOVERNoR DOMINIS CUP-s5O added.
Running race, three quarter mile dash. free for
ali
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
STEAMER MOKOLn,

tMcGregor, Commander,
Leaves Honolulu each Monday at p m Tor
Kaunakakai, KamalO, PukOO, I-ahaina, Lamar, Moa-
nui Halawa w aiIau, PeleKunu and kalaupapa. Re-
turning, leaves Pukoo Friday a. m. for Honolulu
arriving Saturday morning.
hs- The Company will not be responsible Tor
any freight or packages unless rcceipted Tor, nor
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. NOT
responsible for money or jewelry unless placed III
charge of the Purser.
All possible care will be taken of Live stock but
the Company viii not assume any risk OF accident
SAM'L &. WILDER, President
=. B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE Corner Fort and Queen streets.
ss-ly Mar 30
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP Co.,
Limited.
Limited.
STEAMER KLNAU,
king, Commander,

Leaves Honolulu per following schedule,
touching at Lahaina Maalaea, Makena. MANU-
kona, Kaw alhae LaupanOehOe. Hilo and keauhou:
Commencing on MONDAY, October 18th, and
thence on the first Monday following the arrival
of the alameda" and "NfaTipOsa," on the Sth
and 22d of each month:
The steamer Kinau viii make the VOLCANO
TRIP reaching Keauhou Wednesday morn
ing, giving tourists two days and two nights Al
the VOLCANO HOUSE.
Wien the sth and 22d of the month fall on
Monday, the Kinau will leave that day.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PAYS
ALI. CHARGES.
The Kinau will arrive in Honolulu Sunday
mornings on Volcano trips. On HdO trips, will
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS viii connect with the
Kinau at Mahukona.
The Kinau WILL TOUCH at HonOkaia and
II a signal is made from the shore.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-05-28
Real Estate Department
Employment Department

Keep Books and Accounts, collect Bills, loans
or invest Moneys. Penmauship, Engrossng and
all kinds of Copying done
Procures Fire and Life insurance.
Advertisements and Correspondence attended to.
Information of every description connected
with the Islands coming from abroad fully
answered.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
HIS EXPERIENCE.
Where Lovers Of Dog Flesh Can Purchase
BOZ. ... "A Canine Cheap.

Where Lovers OF Dog Flesh Can Purchase
bon Canine Cheap.
The Lewiston Journal gives Boston
drummer's experience with a high
priced dog, which he had purchased on
one of his trips to Maine. The animal
bad become sufficiently familiar with
mis- delighted owner to follow him, so
the young man started to drive to Read
field. His dog ran along beside his
team, jumping fences and securing
among the bushes. The drummer had
not gone far when the dog played the
mischief with farmers sheep, and the
drummer cheerfully settled for the NUT
ton, greatly admiring the prowess of
his dog. A few miles further on, the
animal made raid ON flock of hens,
and killed several of them. The drum
mer pulled his wallet again, and paid
the cost of damage. aIr
Well, he had hardly got under way
once more, when that dog saw another
flock of sheep The drummer had
bought all the spring lamb he could use,
so he got out of the buggy and started
for his dog with the whip. The horse
became frightened and sprang, Ray
mond caught the tail-boardf of the
wagon and stopped the horse F' 3
He had no further adventures, but
when he reached Readield, he saw for
the first time that only a small piece of
chain dangled from his vest When he
jumped into the back of the wagon, the
chain had caught, pulled out his gold
watch, and broken in two. The watch,
which had cost him one hundred and
twenty-five dollars, dropped in the
road. He sent that dog home in a
freight-car.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
QUEENS oE DIAMONDS.
Ricn and Rare Gems Worn at Parties In
the Republics Capital.
lWashinoton letter.

the Republics Capital.
Washington Letter.
Among the many who have displayed
fine jewels at Washington parties those of
Mrs. Townsend, of Philadelphia; the Bra
lillian Minister'S wife, Mme.. Itajuba; the
Swedish Minister'S wife, Nine. Reuter-
skiold; Senator Mahone's wife, Mrs. Whit
ney, wife of the Secretary of the Navy,
and Mrs. Lily Manchester Laughton have
shone forth pre-eminent and resplendent.
Mrs. Malone at one party wore more dia-
mond ornaments than any other lady had
on at once at Washington entertainments
during the winter They included neck
lace, pendant, bracelet, ear rings, brooches
and other ornaments on the corsage of her
dress, and also ornaments in her hair, all
of diamonds. Nine. ltajuba's diamond
necklace is a double row of solitaires.
She also wears earrings, bracelets
and other diamond ornaments. The
| diamond necklace Secretary Whit
ney's wife wears, which her brother
presented to her more than year ago, is
a triple row of solitaire diamonds. The
diamonds of the Swedish Minister'S wife
are evidently heirlooms in her family, the
setting of them, especially of the neck
| lace, Of solitaire, being Enthusiastically an
tique. At no previous entertainment this
winter in Washington were so many ex-
ceptionally elegant toilets observed as
were seen at the large dancing party given
by Mr.. and Mrs. Letter at their residence
(AIr. Blaine's mansion) on Dupont circle.
The toilet of the hostess was Of heliotrope
satin and violet, but was specially re-
markable for the rare and costly point de
Venice lace, sometimes called "church
lace" with which it was profusely
trimmed. There were panels, hounces
and garniture of waist and sleeves all of
this lace. Mrs. Townsend, of Philadelphia,
the daughter of Representative Scott, of
Erie, at this party wore low neck
basque of silver, with short sleeves. A
large red bird, with real feathers,
was on one side the skirt and
another just like it on the corsage.
Several diamond pins were caught on the
front of the waist. Around her neck was a
black velvet ribbon, and below that col
lar of jewels was formed of first neck
lace of diamond solitaires, below that sew
eral strands of pearls, and then necklace
of large rubies, linked together with small
diamonds. Her earrings were large pearls
set in diamonds. Mrs. Eugene Hale, wife
of the Senator from Maine, wore gray satir
and tulle, trimmed with fine point lace
Her neck and arms were bare, and she had
a necklace of diamonds and pearls around
her throat. Mrs. Whitney, wife of th'
Secretary Of the Navy, wore white satin
embroidered in steel in a most elaborate
pattern and trimmed with steel balls anC
passementeries. The waist was low anC
sleeves short. Around her neck were thre
strands of solitaire diamonds. Her ear
rings were large diamonds and she alst
wore diamonds in her hair. Mrs. Don Cam
eron was also at thiy party, and was look
ing very well indeed and was very becom
ingly dressed. go
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
A Unique Case.

DR.. Evans relates in the Bristol eng
land) Medical ChirurgicaI Journal the
history of girl who attempted suicide
by jumping from the Clifton suspension
bridge. The bridge is two hundred and
fifty feet high and has been favorite
place for suicides. Sixteen persons have
been known to have succeeded in self
destruction by making the same leap.
One other only was picked up alive, but
survived only thirty minutes Twenty
days after the fall the patient was con-
sidered conyaleScent and able to walk
without pain. There was apparently
no permanent injury. AS far as the
writer knows no ease of survival after a
fall from rs great a height rs one hun
dred and fifty feet has hitherto been re-
corded, and he considers this instance
as probably unique.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
Pretty Good Material.

AS Hostetter McGiunis was passing
Schaumburgs Boss Clothing Emporium,
that worthy merchant prince halted him
and said: 100" '- r.. Cd.
Don't yer want ter buy a coat?'
mo, l guess not. The material Of
coats isn't as good as it used to. just
look at this coat I've had it five years,
and had it turned once and it is as good
as new a4.s 2u e.s.
"Eggscuse me, but dot coat has never
been turned. DOtoutsde breast pocket
ish on dot left side.
This was getting Hostetter in a cor
ner, but he managed to get out very
gracefully.
Eyes, | know. the outside breast
pocket is still on the left side, but that
just goes to prove what | said about the
material being so good. The coat has
been turned twice, y IcraS SJti,lgS,
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
HE RESIGNED.
Why Newly-Appointed Railway mall
Clerk Returned His Commission.


Clerk Returned His Commission.
A story they tell about Andrew jock,
the veteran railway mail clerk, comes in
well at this time, when they are making
so many changes in the postal service.
jock is the Oldest railway clerk in
Maine, and there are few, if any, on the
postal cars anywhere as old as he; yet
he is active, efficient and sharp Years
ago another fellow succeeded in getting
himself appointed to fill Jeck's place.
OF course Jeck consented to make one
or two trips with him to show him the
ropes. 1t happened that on the first
trip they made together there was an
accident and the car was thrown from
the track. jock caught firmly hold of
the table when he felt the first jar and
came ort of the accident unscratched
and not the least disconnected. The
novice was flung in a heap into one cor
ner and badly bruised
'Does this sort of thing happen very
oftenP" he asked Jeck.
"Oh, yes;" said jock. "And forgot
to tell you that we all have a place to
cling to when it comes. You must have
a holding place purposely fixed to get q
stiff grip on with your hands"
The top of the car was much battered
by time and the new man asked, before
they had gone much further on the
route. "Mr. Jeck, what has made all
these scars in the top of this carp"
That's nothing" said Jeck. ''Its
only where my heels have struck when
I've been tossed into the air by acct.
dents such as we have had this morn
ing"
When they finished their run the new
appointee said he guessed he had
enough of it, and would 90 back to sell
ing groceries for living, and jock
staid in the railway mail service then
and ever liberalization me. Jour-
nai ....
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
HE SKIPPED.
A Washing Machine Agent Who Was Not
y Proof Against Dynamite.

Washing Machine Agent Who Was Not
Proof Against Dynamite.
"About four weeks ago." said farm
er on the market the other day, Il
concluded to get rid of several old
stumps near the barn, and l came in
and purchased some giant cartridges.
Next day forenoon went at the job,
and had just got cartridge tamped
down in the first stump when saw a
man drive up to the house. That was
nothing to bother over, however, and l
lighted the fuse and ran around the barn
to wait for the explosion. | had only
got in place when l heard voice
calling:
"'Ah! there, Sharp! l waa 10 sell
you the best washingmachine ever
made. l."
at was the chap who had driven up,
and my wife had sent him out to hunt
me up. He was within ten feet of the
stump when he called. / had two
minute fuse on the cartridge when |
heard his voice, and called back.
." For Heavens sake get out o thatr
Oh. III get out, after have sold
You a machine. Sharp, where areyou?'
'Well, sir, you can have my ears if
that Internal idiot didn't walk up and rest
his elbow on the stump, and he was there
when she exploded. He took rise of
six or eight feet, came downspread- eagle
fashion, and, then Scrambled up and
made for his wagon with slivers sticking
out all over him. When he went by
the house my wife asked himif the
machine saved ten per cent in soap, but
he never answered or came to a halt.
He just sailed over the forewheel to his
seat on the wagon, giving the horses a
cut with the whip, and was a mile away
when went out to the road to inquire
if his machine was full-jeweled. DC.
trOH Free Press. GEH .TFA
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
PRECIOUS GEMS.
Extracts from the Most Venerable Litera-
ture of the Oldest Civilization.

Extracts from the Most Venerable Litera-
ture of the Oldest Civilization.
In the Ram Whack All of Bundel EN-
Up, probably the oldest literature of the
Oldest civilization on the globe, occurs
the following: IaI
One day, while the sage Burrame
Dehn was bordering by the seashore,
an eagle that had stolen pie from a
neighboring restaurant mistook the
bald head of the sage for rock and let
the pie fall upon it. The pie was un-
injured, but the head of the sage was
split in three directions, so that all his
brains ran out He was insensble sof
his loss and returning to his study con-
tinued for several thousand years to
write leading articles on political econ
omy. nltth I1't'Nfth+'
Chunder Ram Chowder, the reVered
and holy Marmalade of Dowwallagalla,
when young Prince, was enamored
of a beautiful girl, the daughter of a
merchant. He pawned his dress suit
and for three days fed the object of his
love with ice cream and caramels. At
the end of this short siege, having per-
suaded her that his facilities were un.
equaled for continuing to supply her
with unlimited quantities of caramels
and ice cream for an indefinite period,
she yielded and agreed to depart with
him to the wilderness. That night
while the Prince was lettering under
piS,tx n loI 70 ha1.
appeared and kicked him clear over the
top of grove of banyan trees, and
when he came down bulldog as big
as n yearling calf was waiting for him,
and sat down with him to plain bu.
substantial luncheon, at which, however,
the Prince ate nothing. The next morn
ing, on his way to the hospital, the
beautiful girl met him and said, re-
proachfully; Last night you were to
fly with me" "Ah. yes" replied
Chunder Ram Chowder, "but last night
your father was too fly for me-" He
then entered the convent of the Hadda
Nuff Chang, who took upon themselves
VOWS of celibacy and wore sheet-iron
trousers; nor did he again see his
charmer until five years afterward, when
he met her at the funeral of her third
husband, the other two having been
divorced
Maouaouwaow ('the nightingale thai
sings for stamps'') had a voice like the
brindle bull bull of Cashmere, and Twas {
prima donna in the days of Bungalow
the just, and was billedto sing in native
opera in Babble Manded for five thou
sand laos night. But when the even
ing came she refused to sing, and pre-
sented a physicians certificate to thu
effect that she had severe cold. "Wha
will you take for your coldP" asked thu
monarch who was ex-officio manage
of the opera-house. 81 will take tel
thousand laos note, " replied the prim;
donna, sweetly; sit is that kind of ;
cold" Whereupon the royal manage
ordered her lungs to be drawn out will
an instrument made for that purpose
and subscribed her to the relief fund o
the Mikados, a wandering tribe in tn
provinces who were in extremely desti
tute circumstances, having been out q
missionaries for several weeks. Thi
happy termination of the affair was al
that saved it from being a chestnut
Burdette, IN Brooklyn Eagle.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
at Knocks the Spots, ;"

and everything in the nature of eruptions
blotches, pimples, ulcers, scrofulous humors
aud incipient consumption, which is moth
ing more nor less than scrofula of the lungs,
completely out of the system. 1t stimulates
and invigorates the liver, tonessup the stoml-
and builds up the weak places of the body.
1t is a purely vegetable compound, and will
10 more than is claimed for it. We refer
70 DR.. Pierce's "Goldca Medical Discovery"
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
The Egg Found Her Husband.
[Cincinna'i Enquirer.

A romantic courtsLip has been going on
for some time between Frank Nolan, a
clerk in grocery at Elizabethport, N. c.,
and young school-teacher of Dakota. Mr.
Nolan, one day about four months ago,
while unpacking barrel of eggs, found
one that had the young lady's name and
address written upon it, The finder of the
egg was requested to write, provided it
was a man who felt matrimonially in
clined. Young Nolan Immediately. COM
piled with the fair damsel's request. Sew
eral letters have passed between the pair,
photographs have been exchanged, and in
her last missive, received a few days ago,
the young woman requests her admirer to
come on to Dakota Immediately. g
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
AS Good as New"

one time given up by the most eminent
physicians, and left to die. Reduced to q
mere skeleton, pale and haggald, not able
to leave her bed, from all tn Sc distressing
diseases peculiar to suffering females, such
as displacement, leucorrh9a, inflamma-
ton, ETC., etc. She began taking DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" and also using the
local treatments recommended by him, and
is now, she says, las good as new" Price
reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

The atmosphere of a household has
every thing to do with the development
of its inmates, and one can hardly eX-
pect to find soft-mannered, delieately
sensitive young people brought up un-
der the influence of iraScble or picker
ing or choleric parents. For their
saGes the Inspirations and irritable
should master themselves, least the evil
crop of seed sown in moments of unrea.
son should rise like the tabled dragons
teeth, in harvest of armed men whom
no restraints may be strong enough to
repress. y Ledger.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

-"Papa,n said an inquisitive youth,
"what is the difference between broker
and a banker?" Papa is puzzled, but
brings experience to his aid. He finally
tells the difference: "a broker is one
who breaks you to pieces by degrees; a
banker takes you in at gulp. Boston
Record
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

Why is an avariciouS man like one with
short memoryl He is always forgetting.
So is the wise parent forever getting Tay--
lor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and
Mullen, the Group preventive, and cough
and consumption cure. Ask your druggist
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

In another column of this issue will be
found an entirely new and novel specimen
of attractive advertising. 1t is one of the
neatest we have ever seen, and we think
any one will be well repaid for examining
the supposed display letters in the adver-
tisement of Prickly Ash Bitters.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
Throw Away Trnsses

when our new method is guaranteed to
permanently cure the worst cases of rupt-
ure, without the use of the knife. Send 10
cents in stamps for pamphlet and refer
ences. Worlds Dispensary Medical Assoc
citation, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. 7,
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

CONGRESSMAN BAGl.zT, of Michigan, says
Red Star Cough Cure is simple and effica-
cious.
Ex-Mayor Baxter, Of Louisville, KY,
says st. Jacobs Oil is a specific fer every
pain.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

GEN JOHN A. LOGAN will begin series
Of articles on "Reminiscences Of the War"
in the National Tribune Of Washington, d.
c., in the issue of April g Subscribe at once
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

As toilet luxury, Halls Hair Remover
never fails to give satisfaction.
Sufferers from Bronchitis will find speedy
relief by taking Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
Flowers That Bloom

In the sprIng-wil be here before you know IL, and
you should be prepared to enjoy the most delightful
season OF the year To escape the depressing debl'
tatng effects of the changing you should pur-
fy your blood, and keep up good appetite and good
dlgestionby taking Hoods Sarsaparia single dob
lar for this reliable medicine now may save you agoOd
deal of money later in the year. Take Il ow.
"when bought Hoods Sarsaparilh made good
Investment of one dollar In medicine for the nrst
time. II has driven OIL rheumatism and improved my
appetite so much that my boarding mistress says
must keep locked up she VIII be obliged to raise
my board with every other boarder that takes Hoods
sarsaparlTa." THOMAS BuREELL, 80 Trlary Street.
Brooklyn, N. Y. prf ..
Hoods sarsaparllla was God-sond to me, for IL
cured OF dyspepsia and liver complaint with which
had suffered - years" j. b. HoRSBEcG, South
Fallsburg, n. Y,
Hoods SarSapariIla
Sold by all druggists 81 six for IS Prepared By
C. l. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 DoSee One Dollar
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

IT is not considered necessary in society
to return o bill collectors calls.-BOsto1
Courier.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

PIKE S ToOTHAcHE DROPS cure in1 minute, &c
Glenr's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25c.
GERMAN Conn REMOVER kills Corns Bunions
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27
An Ayarlcious Man.

A HICKORY club is very good lumber to
floor q man with-Merchajn Trdveler.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

BRAKEMEN will be sorry to learn that
strains" are to be made unusually long
". Y. Commercial Bulletin. t.e..I.. n
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

THE selfish man has most presence of
mind. He never forgets himself.-N 0.
PicdyiLne.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

A RECENT Western blizzard blew off
, mules tail 1t didn't dare to tackle bis
heels Detroit Free Press. .....r.. r.. F
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

THE American joke has been formally
introduced into Japan.-Arkansal0 TrdUeleT.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

THE swimmer will never be a pauper
He is always self-sustaining.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-03-27

A TONGUE that never talks scandal--The
tongue of shoe. -BoStOH Courier.