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The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
WASHINGTON WARMTH.


There is place where ice and snow
Are piled up to the sky,
Where chilling winds forever blow
O'er frozen mountains high.
Where rivers harden as they flow,
And form great glacier,
A frozen vein In frozen snow
You will not find it here.
There is place where polar bear
The juicy icebergs eat,
And furry coats forever wear
To generate some heat.
Where summer days are frozen up,
AEd twelve months In the year
Your brandy freezes in the cup
You will not find 1t here.
There is place where ice men fail,
Where summer SHOWS abound,
Where ice cream by the gallon pail
Is poured out on the ground;
Where Winter always lives in state,
Nor solar waves appear,
Where politics Is frozen straight
You will not find it here.
The Republicans have turned Luce in
Michigan.
The temperature in Washington is higher
than the Monument.
If Balaam had lived in FL Paso, Texas, he
would haYe ridden Consul Brigham out of
town.
President Cleveland says "the colored
race is developing great many very able
men," 1t seems to be developing Mr..
Cleveland.
If Mr.. Cutting goes back to Mexico in
his present vlndictiye frame of mind, 1t
will be case of Cutting with intent to kill.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

PROFESSOR DEvoEs cyclone is be.
hind time, with no signs of its ap-
proach discoverable. 1t has probably
been switched off the track by the Sig
nal Service office.
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The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

THE Louisville CouriG.Jouraal calls
the chapter on the tariff in the Demo-
cratic Campaign Book political
daisy"
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PROPOSALS.
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w ASHINGTON. ID. O.,
w AUGUST II, 1886.
SEALED PROPOSALS are invited for work
of Plasterng In the new Pension Building.
Bids received Will be opened at noon on
SEPTEMBER G, 1856.
Plans and specifications can be seen in this
Office NJ. @. MEtGS,
Supervising Engineer and Architect.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

TIE CRITIC mentioned Mr.. Bencdict's S
appointment to be Public Printer as
probable fully week ago, but the report
was discredited by certain wiseacres of
the press as entirely improbable. 1t
seems that the sources of TIE CR1rIc's
information were correct. We do not
claim to be infallible, but always aim to
be reliable.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

It is to be hoped that Senator Evarts'
convalescence will not be as long as some
Of his sentences.
The temperance movement in Atlanta Ia
beginning to show its good results. The
lawyers Of Georgia met in that city yester-
day and decided to raise the standard for
admission to the bar.
It's got to be mighty hot weather when
young man can't freeze to pretty girl.
"Warmth OF expression"-It's d hot.
He was only a boy, but he was before the
Police Judge.
"Well, my lad" said the Court, kindly,
"according to the statement of the officer
making the arrest, you were painting the
town red. Have you anything to say for
yourself"
"No, Your Honor; the officer is right"
"But you are very young, Have you any
employment? ?"
"No, Your Honor; my father is a men,
Der of Congress-
"Oh-ah !" exclaimed the Judge, in sur
prise. "IIere, officer, let the prisoner go.
This court has nothing to do with the cor
rection Of inherited Weakness
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
FOR RENT---HOUSES.

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JIE dwelling with modern convenieuces
and 2,story brick stable for rent. Apply to
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EDUCATIONAL.
TmERsoN INSTITUTE, :,

VTMERSON INSTITUTE,
Ia Old 14th st., between and X.
SELECT CLASSICAL AND MATHEMATICAL
SCHOOL FOR BOYS,
Begins its 35th year MONDAY, SEPT. 20.
Prepare for Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Johns
Hopkins, the Scientific Schools, United states
Military and Naval Academies and for busi-
ness.
Circulars at the book stores. For particu-
lars, address
CHARLES II. YOUNG, Principal
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

NoTwITHsTANDING the declarations
made by the Russian Charge d Alfairos
at the London Foreign Office (accord.
ing to yesterdays dispatches) that the
Gar knew nothing Of the plot to de.
pose Prince Alexander before it was
sprung upon the latter, public opinion
in Europe and here looks upon the
ridiculous failure of that conspiracy rs
the first discontinue Of Russia secret
diplomacy and supremacy in the Bal
kan complications since the Crimean
war. The same dispatch informed the
reading world that the Charge DAT
faires had also protested against the
violent expressions of ill.will towa" Is
Russia in the London press In the dis.
cussion of the Bulgarian question; but
now that the resumption of his reign is
but question of day or two for
Prince Alexander, the diplomacy of
Western Europe will be found laugh.
ing in its sleeve over the i'll,
success of its Russian brethren,
and there will be no end of
sneers and contemptuous illusions in
the English press for some time to
come. The indignation which the
first surprising news has caused will
give way to undisguised satisfaction
over the final result And it cannot be
denied that the severe check which
Russian sympathies and influence have
experienced in Bulgaria will react
upon the other Danubian principalites
where, heretofore, the Cars influence
has been next to omnipotent.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
MRS. SARA 4. SpENCER, Vico.Principl
UoME SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.

Ill Waverley Seminary
The thrtieth annual term will commence
on Wednesday, September 90, 1886 This In
sttutc is designed to be select school in
which girls can obtain II thorough education
under Judlclous and careful superlntondcnce.
The school Is twelve miles from Washington,
on the u. and o, Railroad. Terms moderate.
For full particulars address Mrs. L. II. Fit2-
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which 1t has practically determined
upon, The stirring up of disscnsions
that force may be used toward a coun.
try, and for checking, If possible, n
movement for the great bettormcnt Of
that country, is neither indicative of
courage or statcsmanship.
Yet we are told by close and intclli
gent Observers in London, that It Is by
such means the Salisbury Churchill
Government hopes to strengthen itself,
and defeat or delay indefinitely the
establishment of Home Rule in Ireland,
We are not surprised that Lord Church
Ill should sanction or even originate
such policy, but we cannot conceive
how such man as Lord Salisbury,
who is in fact very able and honor
able gentleman, could give it his Np.
proval. Even the best Of men, how.
ever, become desperate at times, land
the undauntcd front and effective ac.
tivity Of Parncll and Gladstone may
have made the Tories desperate,
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
PERSONAL.

w ANTED--A Number of Nice Young
w gentlemen and ladies to Join a dancing
class; object cheap rates. Address l., d.,
Critic Office.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
SHoRTHAND RevoIutionizod and

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all persons possessed ofthe rudments of edu-
caticn. SloGnDuployan possesses a LEGlBlL-
of outline and SIMPLICITY so wonderful
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in IL hours tuition or IL postal lessons, at u
private tuition daily. Books, etc. on hand.
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The course Of studies comprises English,
French, German, Latin and Greek, Bookkeep-
ing, Chemistry, Arithmetic. Mathematics, Elo-
cution and Photography. Roopens MONDAY,
Sent. 0. Terms, $40 per quarter In advance,
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The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

WHENEVER discussion of tough
luck is started in the presence of Mr..
David Peyton we think that gentleman
will be accorded the floor without
single objection. Mr.. Peyton was to.
day released from the Maryland Peni-
tentiary, where he has been serving q
term of ten years, and was Immediately
upon his release turned over to an
officer from Boston, where Mr.. Peyton
is wanted as an escaped convict. Mr..
Peyton's sentence to the Maryland
Penitentiary was for twelve years, but
by strict attention TO the business
of behaving himself he had two
years of the sentence taken of.
He frequently told the officers of the
penitentiary that he had fully resolved
to lead an honest life and be a man for
the remainder of his worldly existence.
He was very anxious for the day of his
release that he might show that the
reform which he protested was real
and required no civil service examina-
tion to attest its genuineness. 1t was
therefore very hard on him to march
out of the penitentarY and be taken
under the escort of Boston officer and
transported to the scene of further con.
fnement, Such disappointments arc
liable to weaken the most earnest OF
determinations to reform.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

TIE street car strike in New York,
which assumed at one time rather riot
Gus proportions, has ended in salts.
factory compromise, the men getting
what they wanted, a five.trip instead Of
a siX-trip table, and consenting to re-
duction of wages from $2.25 to So a
day. Both sides appear to be gratified
with the result.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

If Balaam had lived in El Paso, Texas, he
would haYe ridden Consul Brigham out of
town.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
The Norwood Institute.

A Select Boarding and Day School for Young
Ladies' and Little Girls
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For catalogue and all particulars, address
NR. AND MRS. wM. D. CADELL,
Principals,
1919 and 1914 nth vt. n. W.,
or for immediate attention at Norwood, Nell
son County, Va. Pupils desirous of preparing
for the regular course OF the Norwood lnsti-
a practical use of the french language, will
find 1t to their advantage to attend the sum
mer session at Norwood.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
Liberty MITnour A LIGnr.

y startling discovery has been made
in reference to the appropriation for
the completion and dedication Of the
Bartholdi statue Of Liberty Enlightcn.
i,STSS the World. The appropriation, born
in the House committee, killed In the
House, rcsuscitated in the Senate com.
mittee, and curtailed in the Senate be-
came n law in somewhat confused
shape, but the friends of liberty and
enlightenment claimed victory.
The victory is now questioned. One
excuse for the appropriation was that
1t paid for the clectriclight apparatus
which would llindle the torch that
would not only enlighten the world,
but also serve as a lighthouse for New
York lInrbor
The Light House Board has just dis.
covered that inadvertently and unob'
scryedly the appropriation for the
electric light was left out and only that
for the dedicatory ceremonies went in.
This is pretty state of things" 1t
is not seen how the enlirhtening pro-
cess can be inauguracd without light,
or how a light can be kindled without
an appropriation.
TO use n wcll.worn simile, there
seems to be a case of Hamlet with
Hamlet left out.
There would be something ridicu
lous about the dedication of a statue of
Liberty Enlightening the World when
the statue was enshrouded in darkness
Popular subscriptions will have to
kindle the beacon or Liberty must
postpone her philanthropic mission
for another year.
AS the New York World is the
statues special ally and patron, and
has done some noble work in its be.
half, it may be allowable to suggest
that for the present Liberty cannot en-
tighten the world unless the World en-
lighteus Liberty.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

FoR FoRrY-FIyE years the remains
of William Henry Harrison, Governor
Of the Territory northwest Of the river
Ohio, hero of Tippecanoe and ninth
President Of the United States, have
rested in grave upon the crest of a
hill at North Bend, Ohio, Immediately
south of,Cincinnati, unmarked by any
monument or any attempt at one, All
that ever marked the spot was low
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

It's got to be mighty hot weather when G
young man can't freeze to a pretty girl.
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FOR SAlE---L0TS.

DOR sALE-A BARGAIN--A Nice
II building lot near Govt Printing Office,
only 3bc per foot; terms, $500 cash, balance
on long time. Address G., Critic office,
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

L'RIGID COLD SODA, with Pure
IT fruit juice syrups, nj Temple Pharmacy;
host IN the city. i. S. WILLIAMS s. CO., cor
II and OH sis N w
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

THERE is food in the thought that at
the recent Republican Convention in
Ohio the name Of Senator Sherman was
not mentioned and that there was no
reference made TO resolutions de-
nouncing the election of Senator Payne,
and those Republican Senators who
voted against its investigation, which
Mr.. Sherman was very anxious the
convention should adopt, At the same
time there was great deal Of talk
among the delegates about Blaine.
Something is evidently the matter with
Senator Sherman's Ohio friends.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

If Mr., Cutting goes back to Mexico in
his present ylndictlve frame of mind, 1t
will be case of Cutting with intent to kill,
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28
GENERAL AND CRIrICULAR.

1t is TO he hoped that Senator Evarts
conyalescence will not be as long as some
Of his sentences.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

The temperature in Washington is higher
than the Monument.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

IT Is not often that flash Of Ameri-
can humor is seen in England, and
such n sight is rarer in the House of
Commons, but there occurred one In
that body the other night. Mr.. Sexton
in replying to Mr., Chamberlain, and
pfter ridiculing that gentleman a good
deal, wound up by saying that had he
lived in the time of Nero he would
"have played second fiddle while Rome
was burning"
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

wall Of rough stone gathered from the
hill top, covered by a plain slab bear
ing brief record of the life Of the
illustrious dead. But the wall
long ago began to decay, and
has wholly fallen into ruins.
II is now announced that
the citizens of Cincinnati have at last
become coguizant of the disgraceful
condition of the grave of the border
chicltain, which is almost within their
corporate limits, and are about to raise
proper monument over the grave.
This is well, and it will be well, also,
for Cincinnati to have in mind the
woful experience of New York in con.
nection with the Grant memorial and
not attempt more than she is certain
she can do, Get the money first and
plan the monument afterward; then
will Cincinnati avoid the humiliation
Of New York, both as to the Grant
monument and the Bartholdi pedestal.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

7 RICE, NO. 400 MAINE AVENUE; CAR
IL. pets to clean, mattresses remade;
feathers renovated. Telephone call,
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Where they will he pleased to see their
friends and patrons.
The Washington critic., 1886-08-28

The Republicans have turned Luce in
Michigan.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02

welded two years ago. A month ago they separated, the husbands patience being taxed beyond it's strength by the carping jealousy of his wife Since the separation she has soSght many times to see him, but was un- successful until to-day, when, by send ing a note to his ofhce, he was led to see her. She demanded that he should return to live with her. He refused, and she drew forth a can filled with oil of vitriol which she attempted to throw in his face, but which instead splashed over her own face, neck and hands, burning her in terrible man ner. The husbands hands were
 burned severely also. He appeared in court and made affidavit, and cop- plaint, and she is now a prisoner as well as patient at the hospital.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
TroRMU Ahead,

WksHINGToS, March l. - In the case of the petition of Wash F. Lath- 'rop, for writ of habeaE corpus, leave
 to fife petition is granted by the su- 'preme'codrt and order to show cause is made, ret1ihabls April lst, This indicates that the supreme court.will hold that the Arizona county courts, established by the Thirteenth Terri
 tofiar Legislature, are uncOnstitu-
 tidhal. !" Ekthrop was convicted by the County court of Cochise county, of grand larceny, on his fourth trial.
 His sttor6eyt ". H. stllwelI, took the cts. to 1ke supreme court of the 'UaSod Statss, ohhi the question of con fp:itptIohstity' of the county court. This is tae only qus.tion raised n the
 cSSe. The" lSays tt He the petition fsnd the'grsn'ihg of the order to show . q .uss ~.hy the prisoner should not be 'disShGrSkd show, at least, that if, on the return of the order, the facts set lfortt -ia.abs petition urn nut denied, the ptlsdher sill'bs dlScharSed "n the lgruuild that 1At ourt'ih"@1Iich he was .sconvic:e1 ss- mt authorrzt,i' ty the o5rsaIriiic Aef If tie rrfntudy.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
SUMMONS.

IN THE JUSTICES COURT, PRECINCT No. 1. in the County Of Cochist, Territory of Arizona, before John C. Easton, Justice of the Peace; demand S3S.5O. SOL. ISRAEL, Plaintiff,
 VT.
 ROBT. A. LEWIS, Delft. The Territory of Arizona sends greeting to Robert A. Lewis, who by the oath of Sol israel Is shown to De an absent defendant: You are hereby summoned and required to appear before me at my office in Tomb stone, county of Chinese, on the 2Oth day of April, A. D. 1SS6, at 10 o'clock q. Ip., to answer the complaint of the above-naIned nln,ntitf, who demand of you that you are indebted in the sum ,f S365O, due by note now On file in my office. And if you fall to appear and ansN CT saiC complaint as herein required, the plaintlti will take iud gmenl against you as demanded aud for the crsts of thIs suit.
 Given under my hand this l7th day oi February, A. D. 1886.
 JOHN c EASTON,
 Justice of the Peace
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Killed On the RaII.

ALBUQuERQUE, March IA. w. Laird, brother-in-law of Congress- man Laird, of Nebraska, had both his legs cut of yesterday by train, near YsletS Junction. He was on his way from Iowa to Mexico. on mining bus iins.s for his brother. The deceased was dead when found. The remains were brought here n special car.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
A New Judge.

TOPEKA, Kan, March l.-Governor Martin to-day app int-d R. c. Bas- sett, of Seneca, as Judge of the Twenty-second Judicial District. This is one of the new districts ere atsd by the last session of the Legis- lature. This district is composed of the counties of Dsniphan, Brown and NemahO. Judge Bassett has been a member of the Legislature and is rec Ognized as one of the leading lawyers of Northern KanSss.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
FntnI. SlnoOtInR.

CASA GkL,SStpE, March l. .-B. J. Dre* was shot and instantly killed this evening, q few minutes after six o'clock, by E. E. Chilson, one of the 'Chillson brothers, formerly of Globe, who afs interested in mines sou.h of this place. ChiIlson claims that Drew had threatened his life and that the shooting was in sslf-defsnss. He provoked the quarrel, however, which ended fatally.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
Where to Go.

Below we publish the names of the ladies of this town who will do wash ing for our citizens. ' Mrs. Ida Emerson, corner of First and Fremont streets, will take orders and deliver clothes daily.
 "I can and will wash for fifteen men or families, and can be found Ut my residence on Tenth street. '- MRS. HOLLAND" "We can wash for sixty men or families. We reside at No. 920 Ere mont street between Ninth add Tenth streets. MRS. LAFAvRE,
 MRS. JENNINGS.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
Hold Safe Robbery.

TucSoN, March l.-The safe ot Allison < Sons, the well-known -wSholesals produce and commission merchants of this city, whose store is opposite the post office, was blo> n open at an early hour this morning by an expert cricks"an and s2OO in cash stolen thersfrom. Ou;Y day or two ago the firm had realized large sum from the shipment .f ore con- signed to them from mines in which they are interested with chloridsrs in the Pima district. The burglars aOutElsss expected to secure this booty.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
oFFIoIAL PAPER Coehise County. '
TELEGRAPHIC.
Cheap Excursion.

EL PAso, Tex, March l.-From March llt to 9th inclusive, the Texas and Pacific Railroad Company will ell excursion tickets from El Pas, to New Orleans and return, for tn. Mardi Gras, good until March goth, at sS6.S5. This is is good chance to visit the Mardi Gras with but little expense,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
Occidental':

Hotel. The only tirst-class hotel in Tombstone. Situated on the corner oi Fourth and Allen streets. Handsomeiv furnished throughout, and Las alt ss"d- Tn improvements. Travellers are recon mended to stop at this house. Private rooms for commercial travellers. inc bar of this house IS furnished wIIn i'm proved billiard tables and card rooms, and is stacked with the finest bra fs Of wines, liquors and cigars.
 a6tf JOSEPH PAsCnoLY.
 Proprietor.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
For Sale, ,orToLet
 -Rqtss HO?tSc.

The above named and well known prop erty is for Sale or Lease on most favorable terms Or will be Let by the month to q responsible party. Owing 10 its favorable location at the corner of Tough nut and Fifth street, it offers unusual hd- vantag.s as Boarding EhOuSe for Miners. The R SiSs Blouse las a!- ways received ;l large patronage rom Inc trTyrIinD uublie and citizens. To parties who desire to engage in the REOtel, Res taurant and Lndg:ug House business, nO bel fer opportunity has ever been offered. For further particulars enqune at the store O 3 J. SADLER EZu
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
The Nhine.c NEuss Go.

On Monday, March 1st, the Chi nese employed in the Pacific Chop House MUsT GOl D. J. Carter will take the helm and w. L. Fenton hav- ing charge of the dining-room, will furnish neat, square meal '. for twenty-five cents. 2-23-1m.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
Spanish Lessons.

Mir. T. J. Dowell has re-7epened his Spanish classes, teaching by the justly celebrated Meisterschaft system, q thoroughly practical method on the conversational plan. Lists at Sol. Israeps for signatures to the evening class. e. ''. <'-'' z-23 l-w.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-03-02
NOIiG.R.

As Sims, Spicer and others have relocated the Central mine, Tomb
 stone, A. T., calling it ;he "Sailor Boy or Lillian mlnc," and are endeavor- ing to dispose of the same to certain parties, hereby caution aA persons against purchasing the same, as the assessment work was done in the year 1885 on said Central mine and l shall contest 1t. PAUL BAHN. Z-lO II.