Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-07-15
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LAFAGAN'S LOGIC.


Even talent, without energy, is q fall
ure.
A long face is failure. So is ita
wearer.
Christianity alone can harmonize the
universe.
Beauty arrests the eye, but chastity
wins tho heart,
A lazy mans best hold is jack-knife
and plenty of shade,
Politeness will succeed where money
alone will get worsted.
Ignoranco's safest plan is to talk
sparingly and look volumes.
None but fools have an excuse for
critieising the wisdom Of God.
Man can prove ''bluo blood" better
by his acts than by a pedigree.
All wit, all pathos, to have force must
be backed by logic and reason.
What were crimes ono hundred years
ago are nero Irregularities now.
You can teach child how to hate.
but the heart teaches it how to love.
As man grows in wisdom he learns
how Independent the world Is OF him.
For every family contention Satar
puts an extra pound of fat on his ribs,
must give tho devil credit for one
thing He rewards every ono alike.
Half OF mankind lies awake nights
thinking how to outwit tho other half.
Religion and temperance will always
agree. Both are the sprouts of reason.
The days Of originality are over, but
tho days of improvement arc yet to
come.
When wo do not understand other
people IL seems TO be socond-nature ia
ridicule them.
II Il were not for the weakness OF
tho majority the success OF tho few
would DO myth.
Those who arc honest from fear rath.
or than principle have no more to brag
OF than rascals,
Always appear to agree with tho
world. and you will get on smoothly
Wltnout soupihR tho uhoN'
in itself lying is base passion, but
Its tendency TO injuro others renders II
also dangerous one.
Profit by others success and failures
and you get q reliable experience nj
less than club rates.
Decorum itself Is simply good sense
and goodwill, but society often ruins II
by empty ceremonies.
1t isn't always tho man who knows
the most that wins, but the man who
can apply what he docs know.
So long rs woman is on friendly
terms with modosty just so long ID
woman vindicated and no longer.
Do away with Christianity and its in
huences, and mankind would run Itself
into the ground in brief century.
Most any man Is willing TO tell Of the
good things he has done, but few tell OF
the good things they might have done.
Action can out.talk any man, and ]
have oven seen women that exhibited
signs of WEAKNESS when wrestling
with II.
OF ton young men nine can be found
who AFRO vain Of their fine exterior,
while the tenth one is proud of u we'll
stored mind.
After all prefer "get-there' man
to n "don' t-care-a-dum' sort OF one
II am skinned In horse trade there
Is some comfort In tho thought that the
winner was no "slouch."
must say this for woman: II pure
rs her sister angels just so long is the
rcdceming Of the world among posi-
bilities. But, ms n whole, II she falls,
the loopholc of escape Is closed.
am not In favor Of marking out
road for this man or that woman.
Everyone has way OF his own to keep
in the road. But | do believe that am
required to hoe my own row clean, and
TO aid brother here or n sister there
in their hoeing il they got stuck. The
helping hand or encouraging word ia
no loss to us, is really blessing to the
weary, and n rebounding help to the
donor. Chicago Ledger.