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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-02-17
Damage by Water.

A levee near Stockton, CAL, gave way on
the Both ult., flooding 35 900 acres of land,
of which 10000 were in wheat. Most OF
the land inundated is owned by the Glas-
cow Farina Company. The entire loss is
estimated at $60O,OOO.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-02-17
NEWS IN BRIEF.
Horatio Seymour Dead.

Ex-Gov. Horatio Seymour died at his
home in Utica, N. Y, on the 18th, OF old
age He had been falling for some time,
and since the beginning of the year his death
had been expected any day. He was 10
old
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-02-17

THE suggestion is made that bottles
containing citrate of silver be slowed
away in ships boats. Seven ounces
OF the citrate will, it is said, turn
enough sea water into drinking water
to last man for week.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-02-17

M. GoUNoD, the French composer, is
in his 9th year.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
About Tights.

AS discussion is rife anent the subject OF
tights, We have gone to considerable trouble
and expense to obtain the opinions of va
rious eminent authorities on the subje
Weappend few of the verdicts obtained
and we venture to think lhst they will be
of especial interest just ct this time.
Mr.. Joseph Emmett, the comedian, says:
see no objection to tights provided they
are not of too frequent occurrence.
Miss Fay Templeton writes US: Since
gave up acting l have become convinced
that the stage is niseEably immoral, and |
regsd tights as one OF its many evils. l
watt them from me with spurn aud con-
tempt"
Nine. Cavalazzi says: Il really could
not get along without them. II you object
TO them pray, what can you offer as sub:
stituteW
Mr.. Edward Evangeliue Rice. the emf
nent impresssrio, writes: There con be
no doubt that tights are the one great lever
by which American dramatic art will be
elevated from absolute degeneracy. Mr..
Dixey agrees with me In this"
Mrs. Bslvs Lockwood tells US: Il have
never worn them myself; but | should
think they would be very comfortable and
tasteful when worn with 9 Mother Hub.
bard"
Mus Lydia Thompson says: After all
wearing tights is merely matter Of form"
DR.. Mary Walker writes: Il regard
tights as the next beat thing to trousers. "
Miss Rose Cleveland announces: 81
have never worn them. and shall not allow
them at my receptions.
Grover Cleveland says. Il think that
Jeffersonian simplicity should be carried
into matters of dress, and what costume
is more tasty than tights"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
A sEAsONABLE CHAPTER.
Texts Not from the Revised Version That
Are Timely Now.

Texts Not from the Revised version That
Are Timely Now.
CHICAGO Rambler.
Man that is born Of woman is of cold
days and full Of trouble.
In ths morning he ariseth With the alarm
the alarm clock, girderh up his suspsnders
snd ssys 10 his heart: 10, the sun shineth !!
Spring is here, and will don my summer
under clothing"
And be did SO.
And, verify say unto You when the full.
ness of the day is at hand, the air ia ex-
ceediDg cold and the north wind bloweth
through his Whiskers. Yea, he is chilled
even to the marrow Of his bones and he
chideth himself for q fool that he did not
clothe himself in the aannels that were his
wont.
He ariseth Of another morn and sesth
SNOW upon the ground, and he saith: BE
holdeth it is chill, and l will have great
head and wear my winter overcoat."
And be does 80.
Then cometh the sushine and roasteth
him, end he lamenteth that he did not wear
his new spring coat Of many colors. He
csrrieth his chestnut winter coat on HE
arm, and the daughters Of men deride him.
saying:
Behold, he goeth forth to sell his winter
garment. that he may get the garment
which is of the spring from the hands of
the brother of his father"
Verify he knoweth not wherewith he
should be clothed, for Whatsoever he put
teth upon him he is left with equal left
ness
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02

about four months to bring It into howaripg
it must be started either 10 hot bed or q
greenhouse; bat if you have neither OF
these, plant the bulbs after the ground is
thoroughly warmed, in q sonny place, and
after they have started give plenty OF wa
ter. When they are well budded pot them
in rich SOIL so that they can be removed to
shelter when there is danger Of frost -
Monthly.
Flo~eriDg begonias make excellent wiz
dow plants, and ought to be more gene,
rally cultivated. They do unusually well
in warm rooms. Being natives of Asia,
Africa and South America, they require
heat, also moisture, which We can give
them by keeping water on the stove or fur
mace that heats our room. They were In.
troduced into cultivation by trench naval
officer, Michael Begon, for whom they were
named. The folisgeof all varieties Is pleas,
ing, and some are very odd-looking.-Good
GheEr
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Answers will be published IN two weeks.
Make Way for the Athletic Girl.

uhAnO "oJ ava ~A~
san IJGacis:c Pes.
The dangerous, laDguid, iily-white maid
en- has faded delicately out Of society or
rather, she has been uncerm oniously showed
aside By the athletic girl, who comes to the
front with victorious rush Of sturdy limbs
The sentimental novel, which buries the
heroine aud tbroVJ the hero hssrtbroken
across the grave is also closed, and the
light literature of the day is the English
novelette, whose pages are blown over BY
the breath of country breezes and whose
capters are alive with the excitement OF
out.of door sport. Chalk and slase-pen-
ellis have given way gracefully before the
superior nourishment obtained in buttersd
bread and bottled stout, and the girl Of the
period revives under this combination OF
sanitary inhuuces end il happy, healthtul
and hearty. II she is not, shs' pr5teIds 10
be-which, in this sge Of min1eures, Gm
ounts to the same thing. The society girl
scorns her mammss carriage and that les
ser form of luxury, the cable car. She
uo,r- DOWN town with q military stride.
SSo SSsc,. A killing eye. fresh color
and a ready emile. She STssps your hand
with a grip that makes ysu Siusg' Soe
talks tennis, clubs and boating. She taxes
nsr walks abroad with a racket, thrown
with reckless grace across her s>1ouIasI'
She ia bright, sSeeEy end blooming. Wen.
dressed, well.bred spd-she is gentleman
" to the las. degree.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Hope Ahead.

The doctor came, and in due course John
son was called 10 to see the little stranger
When he entered the room lie looked mex.
pressibly anxious, half hope half fear, and
turning to the DOCTOR said in suppressed ex.
element:
rs 1t boYH'
album" hesitated the doctor" sh
believe moi" for he knew what the father g
hope had painted.
What! not boyY' said the parent Of
Eve girls, mot boyS Well I'll be dad
blasted lift amt too bad"
"Oh, no." meekly INTERRUPTED Mrs, j.
from her couch in the corner, "oh, no,
don't soy that, dear, for the next Eve may
be oil boys.
This was too much. and johnson left the
house aud tried to bride street car driver
TO run over him aud cut him in two.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
An ER,s4prisins Reliable Hog Q

Logan + Co csn always be relied upon,
not only to carry in stock the best Of every.
thing, bet to secure the Agency for sucb
articles az have WeIl known merit and are
popular with the people, thereby sustaining
the repnts,ion Of being always enterprisiDg
and ever reliable. Having secured the
Agency for the celebrated DR. Kings Neu
Discovery for Consumption. viii sell it on
q positive guarantee /, viii surely cure
any and every affection Of the Throat
Lungs aud Chest, and TO show oursconG
dsnep, We invite ycg to call and G.. Trial
Bottle Fee,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Miraculous Escape.

". W. Reed. druggist, OF Winchester.
Ind, wri,et: "0ne Of my customers, Mrs.
Louisa Pike, Bsrtonis, Randolph county
lad was long sufferer with Consump
ton, and was given up 10 die By her phssi.
clans. She heard Of DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for Consumption, and began buying
il of me. In six months time she walked
TO this city, distance Of six miles, and ID
nov 20 much improved she has quit using
il. She feels she owes her lie 10 l.. Free
trial bottles at Logan & Co.'S drug store.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
MODERN WEDDING RITES.
hrrhHncs.

ErehGHes.
wilt thou take this brown stone foat,
These carriages, this diamOri,
Te be the husband Of thy choice,
ESSt locked in the bonds Of Hymen2
And wut thou leave thy home and friends
To be sis loving wife,
And help to spend his larEe income
80 long as teO9 hast hfe.'
"Iwill!" the modest maid replies,
The loTe-lfyht beaming from her eyes
"And wilt thou take this waterfall,
This ost- ntatious pride,
With oil these unpaid milhner's bills,
To- be thy chosen brides
And willthou love and cherish her
Whilst thou hast life aud health,
But die As soon as possible
And leave her all thy vea'thP
II will" the fearless mate fsptes,
And eager waits the nuptial tes.
Then I pronounce you man and vile
And what I've Joined forever
The next best man may disunite,
and the inst diyorSs-cOurt sever.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
THO Or aorsd on the Other Side.

At the R4ce Fair, Thornhill, in Upper
Nithsdale, England, farmer was tryingto
engage A lad to assist on the farm, but he
v5uId not foish the bargain until he
srought . character from his last place; so
he said: Run away and get It Sns meet
ne at the cross at o'clock. The youth
WAS M to time, and the farmer said; We'll,
have you got your character With you
mo" replied toe yaQth. bat I've got
YOURS, and I'm not coBiu',"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
UNFOLDING the Law.

Excited citlzen-"Here l want a pistol
to shoot myself with"
Mr. Issscstein (insinuatinglY)-"My
trent, you want vun of dem beautiful silver
plated rewolwers nit ivory handle uud
gold pountings vieh | cell at cost brice--
twenty-five dollsrs-so help me-"
Excited Citizen-No, no. I've only got
a dollar. Gimme q pistol for q dollar,
quick"
Mr.. Issscksteiu tindiguautly)-"M Ny
trent ven you dalk aloud killing yourselluf,
dat vas against the law, und | have you
arrested
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
The Lion and the Ladies'.

Fatal, Byronian, thirsting after beauty
in all it's forms, List was the idol OF the
women Of every court in Earope. j re-
member at Moscow one day" said my old
Psrisien informant, "Liszt sucked an
orange aud LETT the empty ripd on his plate.
Immediately the ladies present seized the
precious relic, divided it into equal parts,
and each ate her share as if 1t were the
sacrament. A French Imperial princess
who was present refused to participate in
this rite, and List never forgsve her.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
DISSER FOR ONE

Servant Ito Mr.. Clevslsud) The cook
wants to know, si', what yoQ will have for
dinner, sir"
Mr.. Cleveiand-Isn' Miss Cleveland in 7
Servsut-She dimes out sir.
Mr.. Clevelaud-0h, yes. / had forgot
ten that. Dinner let me see. Rose dimes
out and Dan is at Old Point Comfort
Coed enough. Wen have pigs feet. tried
onions and bottle of extra dry.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
The Other End.

RsAOb0ib sun day Herald.
An Irishmau entered hstters, and. sp
preaching the counter, said he wished to
purchase hat.
whist sizs. sir1' asked the assistant.
"Begorrs, don't know" said the Hiber.
MAN, scrs' ching bis head, "bu: lake noires
in bootsp
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Young Lochinvar In the West.

IWTIVV y J 7VSF77-'V'' ~ TT
Frank Allen, young aud handsome
and Matte Mccarthy, pretty as picture,
eloped from Pendlslon County, KY, to-day
and we're chased By the girls father. The
runaway couple secured minister at this
place aud were married 10 q skit on the
river, while the angry father stood % the
bank with q shotgun and impstienty
watched the proceedings, swearing might
liz.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
A Rsbuks TO pure-Proud Fops.
5oItea Record

A dsvout old suburban clergyman Wss
talking the other Sunday Of poverty. Look
at the Apostles" said he; they did no,
wear first ella q clothes, nor even second
clothes. They we're not even respectable
looking men. Peter himself was bald.
headsdF
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
A Wagsish Judge to Mrs. Belva.

IrW OTItI'Is 7 ICuVUH1'
Not long since Mrs Belva Loo Rocd,
the lawyer was arguing case beford Jus
rice Carter. She didn't get on very we'll,
and every point she took the Justice told
her she could not take that point. Mrs
Lockwood was harrsssed and nervous
She threw up her hand, and exclaimed in
q fue, full voice: We'll, will your Honor
tell ne xhGt can dof' "G-g,go opt end
re.re.tsiu good II sw-yer and get him to
tt.tell you" stsmmered the Justice, With q
Jolly twinkle in his eye.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
No. 1l7.-Phouet ic.

A gentleman having two sons speaks TO one, eau
ing him by name, and commands him to act as 6 "a
corr 10 the ladi,s What name ionnd IN the ' VIu
ir,, he rens.t, the order 10 the other Brn. What
other proper name IN the Old Testament does ne
use?
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Biblical Influence.
Netr York TinsS.

Temperance Advocate 10 young man in
rss,surau,)-My dear poung friend, do you
know that the Bible says Look not upon
the wine when it is red7
Young Man (surprised) No, does 1t ;?
Here waiter, make that Rhine wine instead
of clSret.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
M 11R-A Genial Friend,

have hard, nnyielding face,
But that glow with inward grace
All those whose feet have sought my Nue'
In friendly circles, shall decide.
Sometimes my energies burn low
Reluctantly my friends then go.
How well they in my presence Iare
Their hesitating steps declare.
/ wake 20 life much kindIing thought,
And when my genial warmth Is caug9"
Go forth. INV friends, seek out the sad,
with like mild influence make them GLAD.
For many like me you may find,
Who only, solely were designed
To radiate their warmth and cheer,
And mellow all things cold and drear'
Sc. A. l..
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Playing Corpse for Great Sarah

The corpse on which Fedora falls weep
ing in the 6rst act o. Sardous well known
plsy is always one Of Sarah Bernhardts
nving friends. The rame OF the corpse
does not appear on the bills! When the
gifted actress played the part at the Vsude'
Vile her admirers acted the corpse in turn.
They were merely brought before the
audience on q stretcher for Bsrnhardt to
fall upon.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
His Crime,
TsrnI GininnI

What has thar handsome young man
done that you sneer at him.so muchT said
MISS Birdie McGiuuis to Esmerslda Long.
cofiu, they being at q party.
What has he done? Humph! he ID
engaged to be married to another girl.
That's what be has doLe,"
The KretchI
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Why a Patriot Was PsraII .ed.

A candidate for Office rode Up to house
in Gilead and ssked for the head Of the
family. Hes down in the field. said The
Istters wife, "buryinR our dog" What
killed the dog3 asked the office seeker
"Hs killed hiaselt barking Ct candidates ,
The Office seeker rode away.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
No ,ao-yerbal Mathematics.

/. Subtract fifty from temperate and Lave among
9 Subtract fifty from bare and leave wicked.
chain and leave capable
4. Subtract one hundred from swindler ana
leave warmth. ,,
5. Subtract five hundred from ssPecihc time and
leace q heather goddess
s, Subtract I've hundred i:om fear and leave pc
ruse. '|A'p''
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
No. 12I.-A MetaHram,

When you determine what am,
Behead me and a sign you'll see
All! you have struck vital part
No sign OF lif+is lett In me.
Behead again and you resolve
That which you took awqy-my life
Win powers greater than before
To engage in combat aud IN strife
Now cuTtail me-yOu'll find 1t true
That am opposed to you.
p. A. TRICK.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
A Prize for NAV Answers. J

The sender OF the best lot OF answers 10 the
"shlnx Knots" publi'hed during May, Will he
awarded Scott's Guy Mannering,' in finely print
ed edition, illustrated and very prettly bound.
very desirable prize, The solutions for each week
should be forwarded within six days after the date
Of the REGISTER containing the enigmas answered
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
From Two POiutS Of View.

From Two POlutS OF View,
Nesr York San.
NOTHING INFERIOR TOLERATED.
"Dan," said the Prssidentt holding up
bottle to the light, where did this last lot
of champagne como fropT
Same place as last
"Well, it's all marked Sec. We don't
want any second quality here. Send it
back, Dan, and tell EN- We want the best
or nothing"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Ate q SLIGO OF the Bear That Bit Him.

joseph Grace, Of HiglsCdtoEn, who vas
60 severely injured on Wednesday BY Nc
GovsD's bear. was yesterday in q greatly
improved condition, and with great relish
are q slice OF the bear that bad bitten him
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
As,ory ofca,bouu and corwin.

LOui1riHt C0urier-J0urnnI.
John G. Calhoun once pointed to o
drove Of mules just from Ohio and said TO
Corwin: 'Tkefs Gsss seae OF your con
s,ituents." Yes" ssid Tom grAvely
they are going down South to teanh
school"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
no. I15. syncoPatiOns'

no. 116.- SyncopauOhs'
am a sharper whom you hate.
falsely, interpolate,
And try TO get among my betters
In disregard Of social letters.
Erase one letter and | show
A preparation for blow
And II you make one more expulslohi
You may produce in me CONFUSION
NELsoSIAN.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
CONTACT GU 8

blsodsos afo EEoNaaohsoAAo 'oh sho "oAAA'
am native OF England, and while was In
that country l contracted Q terrible blood
poison, and for two years vas nnaer treat.
ment as An out door patient at Nottingham Hus-
pital England, but vas not cured. | suffered the
mos. agoniEng aims In nay bones and vM covered
With sores Ill over my BODY and limos. had YER
uso and deafness With partial los OF sight severe
pains IN my head and eyes, etc, which nearly nan
me crazy. | lost all hope IN that country and
sailed for America and was treated at Roosevelt
In this city, Is well IS BY prominent physician
In New York having no connec lon with the boa
pitfalls.
/ Saw the advertisement Of swiits speciac, and
determined TO give Il trial last resort. had
given up al! no Q OF being cured. a. ! he'd gone
through the hands Of the best medical men In Not
tiughs n and bsx } ork 10 X ak bottles Of 4 8.
s. and ! can say with great Joy that they have
cured nee ept rely. Am a. sound and we'll q
ever Vas In my life. FRED HALFORD.
New 1 ork City, Jure 18th, 1855.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
An Innovation.
pkilafc,oAk1 CllL

Our1angusge daily grows in beauty and
comprehersiveuess Rocklsnd, Maine, an.
nourees the Establishment of 9 "shirtery
in that burg.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
AnsTerE.

lUI-A TlNLT.
lQl-AzaEel.
los o, see you are bes OF A b..
1870
los -TuTn-OVeT
10 For cattle TO rub thei; tails against. Read
across both sides Of stone.
lO3-Bus', smack.
I0S-FiniS.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Blood

l, tho lie, aud no IL wise Who remembers IT, But
In March Of last year Clssil, l contracted blood
poison, and being In savannah. Ga, At the time,
vent into the hospital there for treatment ] sui.
Tered very much from rheumatism al the same time.
did not get we'll under the treatment there, MOI
Eas cured BY anv Of tho usu ! means } have
nov taken seven bottles OF Swift's specific and am
sound and veil. II drove the poison out through
oolls on the skin. DAN LgAHY,
Jersey City, N. j., Aug. I, 1855.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
A Hint as Good rs Nod to Some Mays.
Porkssisr TaL5a

The male guests at 6 little dancing
party in q Granercy Park (SeE York;
home the other night were astonished to
find this notice posted censpicuously in the
dressing room: IF gentlemen feel obliged
to smoke during the evening cigars and
keys to the park will be furnished on sp-
plicstion to the servants
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
No. II9.-Anagrams.

|. One In di guise may 60 TO view
Qa.er Uranus, if he wishes to.
. IN Dao,, blue ore there's always present
What Is the opposite OF pleasant
3. A trembling not may make you start
And bring TO mind demon art
NELsoSIAN.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02

Two yeir, ago contracted blood poison. After
taking prescriptions from the b. 81 ph ysioians here
and At DsI'a, concluded 10 visit Hot .prings and
on roschirg Texarksna doctor recon mended me
70 try SWiit's Spec dc, sauring me that II you'd
benefit me more than Hot SPRING. Although the
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
Poison

had produced great holes in my back and chest
and had removed all he bair or my head, yet =
began 70 improve Ia O weeks time, and the sores
beEan 10 heal, aud were entirely gyne inside Of
eight weeks.
WILL JorKs Porter Union Pass. Depot
Cisco, Texas, July Is, 1885,
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THs SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8, Atlanta,
TIA Nov York 1877 W. 23i Ct,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
SPHINX KNOTS.

Accommodation for this department should
be addressed to f. r. CHADBouRN' Le"i0''"D
Maine.l
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
q POinfar

"aH. TJdE sisr.
Il young people Of dissimilsr
:, ss'ng = Of purpose and 9
:. '1ee,'On, cit up With each
"a and when the clock strikes
W. SSSs' IA it posHbleY' sad
"ay; l d1dn't kRoE it was so
= e'aE Yo1 conclusions tina,
IT, I,1 -, boom is insugurst.d e
VII b hunting = house to
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
STISEM ERTs.
-4E PAR1Y wFO
CATARRHAL DAiii . I, Is, .a {:

To b freed from the dangers Of sufecalion willie
lying down. 10 breathe freely, sleep soundly and
undI,turbed; to rise relreshed. head clear, brain
active and Tree from pain or ache; to know that
no poisonous, putrid matter dehles the brsata and
rot, away the delicate machinery Of smell, tsste
and hearing; to feel that the system does not,
through its veins and arteries, suck up the poison
that |, sure TO und. rhine aud destroy, Is indeed
blessing beyond all other hunsn enioyments. To
purchase immunity from ,uch q tate should Be ihs
object Of all afflicted Bat those who have tried
many remedies and physicians despair Of relief or
cure.
sANFoRD's RADICAL CURE meets every phase OF
Catsr'h from simple head cold TO the mo. loath-
tome ad desr letiye stage. II IL local and eonst
tuuoaAl lnstant IN reviewing. psra anent In cur
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SANFoRD's RADIO AL CURE consist, Of one bottle
OF the RADICAL CUkR, one tox OF CATARRHAL
soLv kNr, and one INPsovKD l<HALSR. all
wrapped in one package, With treatise and direc-
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