Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-07-30

so YOU come from Vienna, young mas
ter" lac began.
~Ycs, from Vienna"
"Fne city, ehs'
Yes. very fine city
And you are going 20 stay here now,
with your honored unclet"
No"
"Ha, hal-you do not enjoy yourself
here
That is not the reason"
sBut you enjoyed yourself better at
Vienna
NO. not exactly
"The young lord is studying at Vienna,
of course:"
Il have finished my studies
FINISHED your studies! 30 ing
What intelligencei Then the young lord
is probably interested in some business at
Nienna!"
Mo-
"Or perhaps he holds some official posi-
ton theret"
Yes something like that
In office So young and such inteili
gnnce! The young lord will certainly be
come governor of district or councillor
OF state, il God grants him health. And
then, of course, a bride will be found for
the young lord, a beautiful and wealthy
young girl; or perhaps the young lord
has already obtained what his heart de
EireS2'
And this ,ra,, o,, ,ra,, or-an outnour
j,- In. a coscade. and aI the time he was
~, onsstiops Abrsbamak kent search
ing me with his little gray eyes, which
-, -oco,sas ~ NV mind 4Goodnessrr
- ~ ,,,salf ubars,s a wan Who indeed
,,,Sses.os rare ouslifications for the Office
aEoX.,,,inip, ;udga uba nosssss.s .oual
ttnde for mailing cIotbes will have
I,fo5 rasson 70 congrstnIate mvseIfr
Rnt naxt Ssv ne entered n tobacco
80 f., h,,v son1, ciy,r. a novel and en-.
r,nrs snect,cla met nv ewes Abrahamek
nv, t,iIor-tbis time without his taIar and
in his shirt sleeves was seated upon low
stonI near the door Refore him A plank
nI,n.d nerfectlv smootb was set upright
aaainst a chair, and with the aid Of a bir
hrnsb soma nots of Daint and q saucsr Of
Iy,ter tn rinse bis brnsh in he WAS paint
inc tb. nIank And what WAS he naint-
iDT, Turkisb woman with hio black
eves and an apple-o green turhan. clad in A
I'd caftan hordsrad with ermine and
smoking a pigantic chibouk As she sat
cr,ss- I,.,y,,,d o,1 a bIns cnshion
.,,ahaot ,-ha, o. ,or 5o;,,,
-
- IL, .,Lh i4..,I,, O.
Mood ~ am noiptiDg-
And WIS, is II fors-
4Whot 10 IL fors II ia q new SIGN for
Mime R.rnota"
ITbat WAS the name Of the seductive
widow who kept the tobacco store
ais this vour first masteruiecesn
y painted long ago the sign at the cus-
tr,m housp repIied Abrahamek straight
orinc IN with all the offended dignity O:
:. Kauhael: "and also the sign of The Beau
I.fUI Polish Girl in Iimburg street, and
;hc sun. dial for the parish priest Saw,
did Won ever see a sun more like nature
than NV sun, Or If Won did il must have
i.eep in Vienna
Ard really must confess that Abra-
h,.uek had a talent for psintinp The
smoke which the Turkish woman allowed
/, ,-scape from her rosy month looked
more like wreath of grimy shayings
,I.au Ike real smoke: but her face was
vesy dainty: and The Beautiful Polish
Cir, also was worthy of her pornpous epi.
ttst. Nevertheless the noble ART of naint-
:rc- was not the fines, of all the talents
witch had been youcbsafed IN This luckv
: tpygllalnek
o1.H ga si-e spn ';ap l: VI oefSNin M aiairlaEe III
go -, ;,rah otm,Sn 'esae' m, n l;s. nanoe
-. 40 'H'
$500
&c -'-u '.CSeP'eu Tie ethFi"y OF jester
cunlary conslnrratlon, but Just for good
Will And what a humorist he was! All
ihe Jokes that had ever been made seemed
10 live III his memory: he might have been
t2Len Tor Tyu Eulenspiege in person risen
:rOu. his sarcophagus. He did not confine
himself 10 ordinary Jokes; he respected
CUSTOM Is Ett., rs he cd the rank or dig
Ii! OF the guests. No one WAS safe from
IL shafts Of lis sarcasms, which flew in
Il directions, double edged and keen
re least Of his rhymei couplets was a
Herltabie blossom Of grotesque wit. And
LOW he rec!ted them! with what vim,
With what astonishing modulation of
Voice, indesciibeble gestures and facia3
Jntract-oas. IL short, il was enough TO
AXE anybody hoiG his sides. The vaS'
Id lu>uriOusly decorated room seemed
I,s~f 10 shake with laughter at the jeSts
e Get of like hreworhs-whichf fiuttered
Trough the .ir like so many imps, and
Nlirled about, and always hit in the SiSEt
place without ever really wounding any
yol.. Finally lie turned toward tLr
.relty brice: and all held their BIZ, atl
ls4er 10 Lear what was coming.
Woman is sour, yes; us q proverb O.
it-cleIt times which Is often repeated i
Our own. All evil comes from woman
nc is more 10 be DREADED than l.ce o. tHc
-ao. When the rabbi is on his nay -
zach his class, ne must not gaze on ~!
.'T1ale face. Yes, ladies. however hch"|-
nj Tou are. however pasSionateIy ioTa'''
10, one oi ron is really worth r ooTF7f,
N! how muca pity this ToanL
nan. who can no longer nope 20