New-York tribune., 1886-01-01
A NOZZLE FPTTAPH.
A NOBLE FP1TAPH.
To the gcntler sex, polite ana goOd,
As the strong and the manly are,
lie never sat while woman stood
And clung to the strap Of car

American Bar
Henry Bsrgh was rsoonty elected president of the
York Anti Vaccination Society. Although he had
always expressed dislike the habit he calls It, OF
poisoning men and women by the Wholesale he hsd
never been knoSn active opponent of Jenner''
theory. He thought, however. that while vaccination
confined to the persons OF human beings there was
no call FOR interference his part. But now that NJ
Pssteur has taken to vaccnatng cattle TOR their own
diseases Mr. Begh feels that he must actively protest
Human beings may do as they please but Mr. Bergh
will not have his animals hurt. lie has accepted his
new ooe trusting thereby exert an adverse influence
egalnst Ps steurs methods.
YEw YEARS NIGHT.
when tho New Years night is over and the calor all
forlDrn
Is looking for his house toop at au hour long past
morn,
Io searches for his nightkey in the pockets of his
vest,
rest
In the morning when the servant unocks the big front
door,
She the young man sleeping and hears his every
lie is dreaming OF tho fun no had the first night OF the
And wishes he was back again to have more wine or
bcer.
Midday when he awakens he feels his aching head.
lie moves about the pillow AMI rolls around the he'd.
He swears he'll never drink again that any night,
And keeps his resolution until ne next gets tight
-lENEGUE.
Our Christmas stocking will bold 4 hOnse. We don't
oxpcct 10 et IL full hove ga these times Il will be
good luck II get full ourselyes.-lHot Springs News
Cai,orna's hoavy rains this promise to become
memorable on Monday week the dOwnpour at san Fran
cisco was ? 81 riches slightly over haf the normal
quantity for the whole month OF December The full
thirty days viii probably show large excess over
the regular quota IL will be difficult however 10 bsat
Novembers record. which Is the highest since Is 49,
over eleven inches of water about half the annual
ranfafe aS,n Francisco in that month. The custom
ary amount there In Is only inches. The
wet season on the Pacific begins In october, and
lasts about sir months UIs hardly probable, however,
that the present abnormal OF tlnss will continue
unu.AIrn
:Ponsonby: Well. dear boy. Tn on to Parce"
so | am. but duty. dear boy. I'm going to sec
Good gracious! Have you tcon bitten ~
Not yet but thore Is eToo0us DOG lnst moved INTO
ncghborhoOd and IFS Just well To be prepared -
philadelphia Call.
Uisa suggestive fact that transforming q Uncle
Toms Cabin company in Western town WAS recently
kckoi or the stage by the donkeys employed in the
pioce. There things that even donkey can't
stand.
Tho offensive and noffensive partisans in Vermont
have had 10 go, and according the Vermont
spondent OF The Boston Journal nearly every prominent
Govorn'con Office has been filed by Democrat SO the
good work Of " reform goes
Neal Dow has been "giving himself dead away" For
he has been trotng about tho country declaring
that Maine was mode! temperance STATE b taSt tne
thing We'll. after years or such talk. he now comes
that Bangor Ne lis the drunkenest city the cont
nent"-l lElmira Advertiser