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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
Men and women in Lies Prime

Who rise unrefrcshed, feel languid through
the day, have little appetite, and whose
faces exhibit sallow tint, are on the short
route to the grave Unless they can effect
a radical change III their condition they viii
not reach old age. lnyigoration is the only
means of their physica! salvation. Upon
Hostetteris Stomach Bitters they can rely to
furnish them with the stamina, which is a
prerequisite of health, and TO remove that
prime cause Of continued debility, indiges-
tiou and non-asSimiatiou Of the food. We
class these causes one, since they are
Joint functions of one organ, the stomach,
chiefly. Built up and rehabilitated with
this superb restorative Of yigOr the system
may bid defiance 70 the malaria rheuma-
tism bladder and kidney diseases. and other
maladies prone to attack the enfeebled.
The Bitter-s not only affords a safeguard
against disease of virulent type, but eff
fleets "a prompt reform in the condition of
drowsy or disordered liver and irregular
bowels
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
DIR. McCosh on College sports.

President McCoSh Of Princeton col
lege has written a letter to apaper pro-
posing nesting n meeting Of college
representatives to discuss the subject Of
college sports, in which he says:
We have come To a crisis. 1t i time
to meet it if we are to keep up the
character of our college, in the view Of
parents and the community generally,
and to make them places where cult
waited tastes aud refined manners are
acquired. ! think the colleges on the
eastern -eaboard should come to an
understanding with each other II j.
their duty at present not to east re-
Elections on each other, but unite to
correct the abuses which have sprung
up in connection with these public
game, on holidays. where we are in
danger of having al the evils of our
horse-race-. with their jockeying, their
betting. and drinking.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
Ireland aud America.

Now the spectre Of socialism. the
spectre of feudali-m. the spectre Of
communism. through which the church
j, to disappear. the home DC DESTROYED
and the whole CONN unity involved.
does not scare lnc. With three millions
of these Iri>hme1 in tn, Emitted States
communism and socialism viii never
come. The world never saw an Irish
communist. lie loves his church and
viii die for IT, He loves his house and
viii not WELD it mp to any yagabond
who demands IT, The Irish are peo-
pie who accumulate property and
accumulate land when they can The
Irish believe in the raising in this
world Of their condition aad they want
the conditions to exist by which they
can rise. No doubt they viii get them.
They have brains, industry, intelligence
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
THE FLIGHT OF TIME.

Like strangers on q foreign shore,
We iii and count the moments DER,
But little dream the rapid fight
That changes day and brings Us night.
The prattler on its mothers knee.
With heart Of love and child n glee,
Sits clustering All its time away
In merriment and mirthful play.
The youth that sports upon the green.
Waen spring time dous l,s beauteous sheen,
Furset- tde moments - they hy.
TIL lanhood's cares eclipse his eye
And manhood, with q thousand cares,
oerccives .t not, and unawares
The silver lock and furrowed brow
d mell0w years eucircle now.
Zen age. with wintry chill and boar,
Sees buc fautom passing Ger;
Unm.udfa. % biz ieetiHg breath
lie sits engulfcdin sober death.
Thus time proceeds In rapid haste,
Ana We improve its gold or waste
TIE l=e-iuE hour in ~iumor0us state
Til more has fed. amend too late.
~. n. Eafts.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
ADelicateCompliment.

Mrs. Dearmont of Chicago and Mrs
Waldo of Boston are to lunch with me
to-day, said lady to her husband.
..but hardly know what to give them. -"
Il would suggest, replied the hus-
band, "that a delicate compliment to
both ladies would be a dish Of pork and
beans
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

''Oh, yes, said the dealer, Il buy
punched coins, but at discount,
course. DO YOU come from some
mo, sir. Do YOU do much business
with churches?'
Yes; that is my most valuable con
necton, particularly the Presbyterians. =
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

fitt~bwg Dispatch: The coachman
pulls up at a misunderstanding, alightS.
md lowers the window Of The carriage.
There. scr. he says, ''yuu can put;
Yer head ont now.
.-Pu; my head out! What do YOU
mean3
why, sor. the sign beyant there by
the track ~ayS, Look ont FOR the locomo-
tive
-Why. you fool. testify exclaimed
the occupant Of the carriage. you are
the party WHO'S to 10 the looA;ng-out. -
Il am, Wen. how can l do that
when I'M not inside2'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Wherever you are located you should
write to Hallett e. Co., Portland, Maine,
and receive free, full information about
work that you can do and live at home,
making thereby from s. to SIS and upwards
daily, some have made over $50 in a day.
All is new. Hallett a. Co, viii start you.
Capital not needed. Either Sex. All ages.
No class of working people have ever made
money so fast heretofore. Comfortable
fortunes await every worker. All this
seems deep mystery to you, reader, but
send along your address and it will be
cleared up and proved. Better not delay;
now is the time
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
. -
What Would the World Do

without womanl asks the essayist who
starts out to say something new on this
oft-treated subject. OF course, the human
element of the world would not exist
without woman so the question is gratui-
tous 1t would have been far more sensible
to ask: What would the world do without
the salvation of women, without a panacea
for her physical ills and cure for her pecu-
liar diseases. In word what
would the world do without
DR., Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
the great remedy for female weaknessesi
1t is Indispensable for the ills Of womankind
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Young or middle-aged men suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weak
nesses should send 10 cents in stamps for
large illustrated treatise suggesting sure
means Of cure, Worlds Dispensary Medi-
cal Association, Buffalo, n. 7.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

integrity, character, and they ak that
they may have the fruits Of these quail
ties when they exercise them.-From a
Speech by Chaunccy Depew.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

For eight years Col. j. d. William
son, Quarter-Master, U. S. A. and ex-
U. S. Consul at CallaO, was crippled
with rheumatism. He got no relief
until he used St. Jacobs Oil, which
cured him. No remedy on earth
equals it for pain. Price, fifty cents
bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoriA
When she was Child she cried for CastoriA
When she became Miss she chung to CastoriA,
When shs had Children, she gave them CastOri..
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Jones-Do you su pose Bishop could read
nv mind! Brown We'll, no, don't think
it, nes-Why not: People don't
read blank books, on know.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Fits: All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first
days use Marvellous cures. Treatise and
- 90 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to
DR.. Kline, 931 Arch st. Phila., ia.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

A Buffalo woman has commenced to
write "a book, and her husband calls her
Charity, because charity begins tome.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

DON you think my daughter has quite
a remarkable voice. ''She certainly has
But ! wouldn't be discouraged. She's
young yet and may Outgrow it, you
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

This is the signature
N RllfHI that is on the label Of
AH%OX//II/ every bottle of the
II Tonic Bitters, that has proved such
grand success in Dyspepsia, Blood Disorders
and Liver Complaints, as to cause the coun-
try to be flooded with base limitations. See
that this signature is on every bottle, and
see that they are made by j. p Allen, St
Take no other.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

II is easier to lug a heavy shotgun ten
hours through an impenetrable swamp
than 10 put up clothes-line.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Some men are like eggs. You can't tell
whether they are good or bad until they are
broke.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Ship your RAW FURs TO A. Moore, ex-
porter Of Raw furS, 2SS jackson street. st.
Paul, MINI. London, Leipzig and Paris
agency
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is agreeable TO
use. 1t is not liquid or a snuff. soc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

If afflicted with sore eyes, use DIR. Isaac
ThOmpson's eye water Druggists sell it
23c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Daughter Mamma, I'm crazy about this
palmistry Mother-The pa mystery I'm
crazy about is where your father spends his
evenings
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

The youth who is attentive to his studies
may some day create panic in Wall street.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

For restoring youthful freshness and color
20 gray hair, use Halls Hair REVIEWER.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Doctors say that diseases can be eommun-
icated hY kissing. Love. for instance.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

II you have Catarrh, Asthma, or Hay
fever, send your address to the American
Oxygen Co, ljj West Bird st, st Pau, and re
ceive by mail FREE, The Home Treatment
Oxygen Manual"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
A Deem Mystery,

A Buffalo girl whose beau is a bricklayer,
says be is too kiln for anything
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Salvation Oil. the greatest cure on earth
for pain. has made most brilliant debut
All druggists and dealers in medicine sell il
at - cents bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

A cyclone is like three school girls walk
ing abreast-it don't turn out for anything
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Sell him for what you can get, and let the
other fellow look.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
ELY'S
CREAM BALM

p u HoHdsr fH
h0w quick by
Gre Ia
helped AID cured me.
ISgefedyr0 acute
Inflammation in mig
nose and head. Fg
q Weet az q time J
cOali nat zss.-Nrs
Gs0rcis s. J1Hs5n
HGrtfo1d Coan.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

No European country is comple+e at pres
ent and first class in all respects unless II
has a ,risis on hand.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Used Red Star Cough Cure effectually
DR.. c. Fawcett, Union Protestant
Infrmary, Baltimore, Md. No de
pressing effects.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23
BITTERS.

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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Talking IS said to be conducive to lOngev-
ity. Silence kills some women. IL is the
lack of silence which finishes the men.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

It is not understood why druggists keep
cines for coughs, colds, and consumption,
when it is only necessary TO keep Aliens
Lung Balsam, that old, reliable remedy,
which is pure vegetable preparation and
perfectly harmless, as it contains no opium
in any form. Sold everywhere.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

Aneglected cough often terminates fatally.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral affords speedy re-
lief
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-12-23

loans on Life Insurance Policfes-"No Mutta
d 49, L P Tan No-rnan boz Is Mlnneapolis. MIN
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-02-03
FARM AND HOUSE.
MATTERS OF INTEREST TO FAR
MER AND HOUSEWIFE.
Watch the Stock.

Keep a close watch Of the stock, and
be quick to notice if any of it is not
thriving. The good farmer should be
able to tell at glance when any of his
stock are not doing well. A dull eye
a staring coat, an unnatural position in
standing or lying sluggish appearance,
a loss of appetite, or an appetite for UNI
natural substances-any of these are usu-
ally symptoms of something wrong, and
it is not often that severe illness will
commence among any of the farm stock
without one or more of these evidences
of ill-health, or at least of that unthrifty
&C ndition which predisposes to disease,
having been manifested for some days
previous. Taken in season, some simple
remedy, with little extra care and nurs-
ing, may do more to effect a cure than
can be done by the best veterinary sur
geon few days later. 1t is usually bet
ter to separate such animals from the
rest of the herd, so far at least as to pre-
vent them from being tyrannized over by
their stronger mates, as they are too apt
to be. This is more important with sheep
and swine which feed together, and
where the stronger can rob the weaker of
its proportion of food. A feeble sheep
or weak pig will die of starvation in the
midst of plenty, simply because it is
crowded away by Others. And a sick
COW Or calf, turned loose in they yard with
others, is too frequently attacked by
them, even as wild animals, when
wounded, are said to be by their mates.
- Cultigdtor.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-02-03
DEFEATED.
The British Ministry Routed on the
Amendment Vote.

Sir Michael Hicks Beach, the Conservative
leader, gave notice in the British House of
Commons that the government would intro
duCe a bill TO suppress the Irish National
League and other dangerous societies, to pre-
vent intimidation, to protect life and proper
ty and to maintain public order in Ireland
This announcement was greeted with loud
cheers Sir Michael said he would ask the
House to give the bill precedence. He added
that this measure would be followed by n bill
dealing with the Irish Land question on the
lines of policy indicated by the luiii purchase
act OF la,r session. Referring to the case of
Mr.. BradlauGh. he said the government was
not prepared to oppose that gcntlcmanS
right to sit and vote in the House of Com
mons. The appeal Of Mr.. Bradaugh is still
before the House of Lords, THE matter
now said Sir Michael, sis the concern of
the courts of law "
Mr.. Pa,neIl moved that the debate on the
address in reply to the speech from the throne
have precedence over the bill to suppress the
National League of which Sir Michael Hicks
Bea"hgave notice. Thimotion was strongly
opposed 10y Sir Michael Mr. Parnell later
Withdrew his motion,
Vie notice given by the Conservative leader
Of the governments intention to introduce
bill to suppress the National League was
greeted by the Parncllite members with cries
Of "CowarlS,n shame and with ironical
laughter, the uproar continuing for some mo-
mentS.
Mr.. Ceilings moved his amendmentto the
adlreS, on the Subict of il o m Is. The
amendment, although supported by Mr. Glad
stone, was opposed by the Marquis of IEarting
tor. Sir Michael Hicks Beach sal that the
government would willingly accept the decis-
ion of the House, as they had assumed office
with reluctance and would resign without re-
gret. The amendment was adopted by a vote
Of ;20 to 80, the government thus being de
feated. Mr. Gladstone strongly supported
Mr. Ceilings amendment.
Thernsult of the division was received by
the Irish members with derisive cheers and
cries Of "Boycottad'
Mr.. Courtney, Sir John Lubbock and other
moderate Liberals, voted with the Conscrva-
tivcs Mr.. Gladstone, Mr. Chamberlain, Sir
Charles Dixie, Mr. Trevelyan, Mr.. Labou
Cherc, Mr.. Bradlaugh, Lord Richard eros
venor and all the ParnelIites voted against
the government.
Mr.. Ceilings amendment, on which the
government was defeated, expresses regret
that no measures are announced in the
Queens speech for the relief of the sufferers
by the depression i'll trade and agriculture,
particularly in regard to afrording facilities
to farm labOrors, etc, for obtaining allot-
ment, of small holdings on equitable terms rs
to rent and security of tenure,
immediately before tn, division, Sir Mi
chael Links Beach announced that, if beaten.
the ministry would resign.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-02-03

Feed little grain daily, commencing
as soon as the lambs are separated from
the ewes, when raised; and as soon as
brought home, when purchased No
matter how early this may be, or how
good the pasture, u little extra feed in
the shape of corn oil-meal and bran, will
keep up growth and thrift that, with
the increase of fleece produced, will pay
well for all the food consumed. The
practice will, at the same time, accuStom
the lambs to the presence of the feeder,
making them tame, and at the same time
it will get them used to the dry food so
they will not much mind the change
when taken from the pasture to the barns.
For convenience in feeding, troughs
should be provided; they can be made of
boards of any convenient length, and
eight inches wide nailed together, and to
V-shapcd end pieces, They are to be
supported on legs made of one and one
half inch planks, ten inches wide and
sixteen inches long, having notches
cut in the upper edge into which the
troughs are to be nailed. A trough six
teen feet long, if placed where the lambs
can cat from either side will afford room
for feeding twenty-five, A good food is
made by mixing two parts of corn, one
part of oil-mea and four parts of bran,
by measure; one bushcl of this to one
hundred ambs is a fair ration while at
grass. They should he fed but once a
day, and the best time is just at night, or
after a days run into the pasture; but
whatever time is selected as feeding
time it should not be changed, but
should remain the same. day after day,
otherwise not knowing when to expect
their food, they will be constantly watch
ing instead of grazing as they should
Rural Men YORKER.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-02-03

NJ, po,+,,,, roso nc In o,id 70 n question of
nriyiiean Hn saiI that he hnd been riliruled
md That his choractnr Ind received onimad
vnr,iom., devoid If iutnllirence and yeracity
l,onor.a or ,ho enoaoh modc Inv Wise IF Viz
w, II Er;,Io,P IN bl snoocb IN tho Norfolk
ST' Nv, Vord i rec,o,rtiom Rmtrllc soid he pro
1874 80 s,,o,,. h,, tho rocorJs that be Ind told
H. t,, ~ b' ua,hort Of AloLo,na raised n
WV ''r -, aI,i,,,;na, ,hot II wos NOT n
I,i,'i rr;L",, - ,,, wasir,
p,',-,I,a M ho had ,bo d,oun,onts on his
,,i, w. ~ liz oSo,.tnn, " Frid,v Inf he
Ill t,,,. 20 rol tho", n,ose the encnkrr
nu",o1 ~ IL H., Go,i;sla ,,,iod tbat nrmhnrs
a ~ ;nn.,ood n,, bsto,ira facts and
i'1S thot on,,hn1,,', cborocter Ind
ho, 1877 mJ. IT, rorofn, sustained thr
peim at az ,I i;, pomtallo ont and tho
poutv W III, LIZ, '"'''S i'''NN
NV NJ A., ,,a,,,,+;,,,, oo ,,irc nj,
IN. nouIc lnssep unt ,',,.onts hnt ,s,oon
n ryiolaia iD''iit, ~ Inu paoiG, Nnlcon
W. u.ii, i"il.oa az, ,ne rn"ds The
ptny uht the leases vi suosi' . ,u"'9 H.
i n 1up!,o'tu ~ t e.,. W wy pon;Go
'GIt,rai lncl''c 10 tne oo'..ncin fnnoh,,. ro
nc mus, volil'hit.ec sun 900 &c
ported lne p'lI 10 give 2ov'Vuo ioi a r NM
i,ichV III new l Org cl,g III Wonui VI n 1890
grant, pioNl"eu tne N ocN io,h no., ,',i,
ASSOCIATION raises ssoo,oo" ior tli. p"Ipuot.
Inc speaker laid before the hol'ae n''e, y,
IRON the secretary OF State eNii,S ,,st W
chliloycS IN the STATE department anu eeV.'ilS
FORM thlt the services OF none Oh thei'' c"" w
dispensed WIN.
Mr Robertson OF hehtucky oiieleo ltso,
lnioh, reclting that section ooic' heNiSu1
'.''"''H "a uhiu''' WV VI " ''N'' Va 'Il t.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-02-03

The chief roadmaster of the French
government railways says the best plant
yet discovered for consolidating, by the
interlacing of its roots, the loose soil Of II
newly made embankmcnt is the double
poppy. 1t is more efficient for this pur-
pose than any other of the grasses and
clover usually employed. While these
will require several months for the dc-
vclopmcnt of their comparatively feeble
roots, the double poppy gcrmnatcs in a
few days, and in two weeks grows enough
to give some protection 10 the slope,
while at the end of three or four months
the roots, which are ten or twelve inches
long, are found to have intcrlaccd so as
to retain the earth quite firmly. Although
the plant is an annual, it sows itself after
the first year, and with little care the
bank is always in good condition. In
France the double poppy is perfectly
hardy, and can be sown at any time from
March to November. --B0stOn Bridget.