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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07
Evidently in the Wrong Pulpit.

LONDON, Dec. Rev H. R. Haweis, IN
sermon delivered in st. Brides church Sun
day, denounced the church at large for its
bigotry, ridiculed the idea of apostolic as
cession, declared that he didn't believe a
word OF the Athanasian creed aud expressed
himself as only lukewarm in his adhesion to
the tbirty-nine articles Of faith Mr. Ha-
weis' sermon created a profound sensation
among his audiences who sat aghast at the
succession of hersses hurlel at them by the
81 earher
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

1T is all over town." said the Arab
'What?' asked the old man. his eyebrows
bristliug with curiosity. Mud" said the
youngster, while his mouth went clear
around his ears in grin. with the
mud come colds and cough, and you know
the remedy" "Dr. Bulls cough syrup"
rejoined the boy. Right you are again.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

The Turkish Gordon of the Imperial
Order of the Medjidie, which has been
conferred on Minister Cox, is the highest
honor of the kind at the disposal of the
Sultan. 1t has been but very seldom
granted to those outside the Mussulman
faith
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

SOFIA, Dec. The government has tele-
graphed to the deputation Of Bulgaria
notahles who are now making a tour OF the
European capitals to request the Russian
ambassador at Vienna 10 negotiate with his
government with the object of obtaining for
the deputation an audience with the car. If
the car consents To grant them an audience
the deputation are instructed To 90 at once to
st Petersburg
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07
TIE MARKETS.

CHICAGO Dec. &.
On the board Of trade t,-diy the quotations
We're as follows. Wheat No. : January.
opened nc. c'o-el - 70; February. opened
1870, closed sag: MAY, opened So, closed
s6i8c. Corn-No. : January opened sis f.,
closed 3S}sc; February opened and closed
3SIsc; May, opened +3yac, Closed f3sc. Oats
No. Jan uary, opened and clos d -1isc; May,
opened 5I}sc. closed t1'-c. Fork-.Ianuary,
opened Sl1.l0, closed ST. re; February,
opened Sil+s2ts, closed Sli.57la; May, opened
slI51Is. closed Sll.6j arl-January, opened
S6.2222ta, cl, Sc SG.-71e
Live stock The following prices were re-
ported from the Union stock yards to-day:
Hoss-Market opened fairly active, and a
few choice lots sold early at SC advance; li.ht
grades, S3.556l LOB roGgt packing, $3.50
3.S5; heavy packing and shipping lots, $500
$50.
Produce: Butter-Fancy creamery. 24G
&c per ID; good dairy. lSa3lc; packing,
llGSl3c. Eggs-Strictly fresh, 2lc pei
doz; ice-hOuse, pc. Dressed puultry-Chick-
ems, 5G6c per ID, ducks AM geese, base; turk
cys, 81. Observation-Disclosures. 44d4Gi per bu
on track: Early Rose, > 9 42c; Beauty Of Heb.
ron, 44di6c. Appies-Fair to good shipping,
SL7JG2 - per Dbl.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

LONDON, Dec. T.-Mail-hags containing
letters for New York, bearing the mark per
steamer Umbrian were taken alongside that
vessel at Liverpool on Saturday but the
ships officers refused to receive them and the
bags were sent TO Queenstown via Holy
heal, to he forwarded to New York by the
Alaska. The Cunard company will probably
be prosecuted for the refusal of its officers to
receive tine mails on board the Umbria The
penalty for such refusal Is 81 900 for each
tag Three bags were refused
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

CONsTASTINoPLE, Dec Turkey has
sent note to the powers asking their ad vice
regarding the solution Of the present Bull
garlan tfculty. In the note Turkey makes
known the existence of ar etent4 cordiale
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

CHICAGO, Dec. st Pauls Reformed
Episcopal church was demaged by fire Sun,
day afternoon to the eXtEnt of S15O 900 Sun
day-school services were in progress at the
time, but teachers and pupils got out of I he
church without a panic. There is insurance
Of SCI 500
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Slight elevations are a safer place for
the grape than bottom lands. Pine early
and the late fTosts always seek low lands,
but are not so apt to creep up on the
mountain sides.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Francis Darnall and seventeen year old
son visited Griffin Ga, the other day, and
crowds followed them. The father is
feet 4 inches tall and the son 3 feet /
inch
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

BEUSsELS. Dec. - fire at Veruiers
Saturday destroyed d toy factory, the pro
prietor and his wife perishIng in the flames
Two SONS, after attempting to Rescue their
parents, were compelled to jump from the
windows TO save their own lives They each
broke IA leg.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

A big gopher snake was killed recently
at DaytOna, Fla, in whose stomach was
found a three-fool rattlesnake, still alive.
The gopher was over SIX feet in length.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

PHILADELPHIA, Dec Z Work was begun
Monday at Cramps ship-yards on the new
United States cruisers. A large force of
workmeu will be employed oil winter
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Won moltke Appeals for More Soldiers.
BERLIN, Dec. In the reichstag Satur-
day Count Won Moltke made an imprisoned
appeal for unanimous vote in favor of the
military bill. The aged soldiers words made
a deep impression on his hearers. He stated
with the greatest earnestness that il would
be impossible for France and Russia to long
bear the strain caused by increasing their
armies, a strain which would test the re
sources and riches of these countries. The
solution, he said, must be near. Count Won
Moltke's speech converted many of the gov
ernments opponents and it is now certain
that the bill will be passed.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Two Italian sawdust swindlers robbed
9 New Haven peanut peddler of 1884 by
offering him a chance to make $2O, 600
out of nothing.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

1t seems to US that there are less per
sons afflicted with rheumatism, since our
druggists sell Salvation oil Price twenty
five cents a bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Miss Marie Van Zandt is now in Paris.
but will pass the winter at Cannes She
is still affected with slight paralysis, but
her voice is apparently uninjured.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

GAINESVILLE, OHIO, Dec Ten miles
from this city lives Mrs. Yearly, who has
attained the age OF lO4 years, reads without
glasses, and hears very well. She is living
with her son, who is - years old. He seems
older than she At present she is confined TO
her bed, and it is feared she Will not recover.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Base ball has been introduced into the
Pittsburg insane asylum for the physical
and mental improvement of the inmates.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

DR.. Henry A. Holmes, the librarian of
the state library at Albany, is so seriously
i'll that his recovery is doubtful.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

ToULoN, lis, Dec. The Stark county
poor house burned TO Tie ground Sunday
The loss is so $50; insured for So 90.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Cotton-seed meal is hard TO digest and
ought not to be given to breeding cows
or to young stock of any kind.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

TOLEDO. Ohio. De-. ..
Mheat-Lower aud s"tive; cash aud be-
cember. S2l4e; January. sH4c; May, s9iSc. Corn
Firm and dull; cash. 5g.ic; May, AS Oats
Neglected Clover seed-Ca>h aud DeceI.s.
Ger. s4.35. 5snuary 4.i2s February, $40.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

st. LOUIS, Mo-, Dec. Q.
Wheat-Easy; No. 2 red cash. S)asOlsc; De
cember, So bid; January, SC; May, $3.50.
Corn-Week; No. > mixed cash. 1859; De
eember. G6c bid; January. Glsc bid; May.
4G}4c. 0ats-Steady: No > mixed cash. ~ 10
70. December, 27lIc bid; May, 3l3sc. Rye
Firm; sc. Whisky Sll3 Pork Steady;
sil0l Lard-firm; $6.0jgGl2}s.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

MILWAUKEE, Wis, | &c. 6.
Wheat-Easicr; cash, '7alc; January 1sis !;
May, S5ssc. CONFIRM; No. =, 371,c.- Uats
-Steady-No. 2, &c. -Firmer; No 51lsc
Barley--Strong; No. ., $500.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-07

Emperor William has contributed 50,
600 marks to the fund for the erection of
a Luther monument in Berlin.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
GOING WEST.

how far West they were going TO go didn't
know, nor but little did 1 care IL | could
only get lOOSe. From the drection that
they were now going if not moleSted they
would ceItingly in the corse of five or six
weeks reach Utah; but who wanted to be
dragged for six weeks by one leg? A large
treetop was soon reached and the cattle was
comepelled TO change their course. They
now chose northern direction, and went
OF just as fast aS their old stiff
legs would carry them. As | have
heretofore stated that the weather
was encomnly warm and perhaps the
cattle had taken a fool notion to visit
Northern Minnesota or the Dominion OF Can
ada and spend a few weeks OF the hot
weather just as peoD.e sometimes do. eut
whatever induced them t. want t. take me
along? By this time nv ciOIhss was about
all gone. and my hide and nsssh was beg H.
hing 10 isappear with them. Every bush
would pass It would throw 5 tu x around
me and bold ON Just as il was one of its
dearest friends, and il wanted to save me
IRON some awful fate WHICH ava ted me.
Inc rose brife and thorny red haw would
strike me IN the face. catch me BY the back
OF the head and bold ON as II trying to tear
me loose at all hazards. and when COM
PEELED 70 let 20 il would take out a lock of
my n 'ir to remember me by. only wish
could describe 10 you the agony of those
dreadful moments, which seemed to me
like long hours Bryant SAYS to en-
deavor to speak or write without a good
supply OF words is as absurd as to endeavor
to till the earth without the necessary
implements. OF 70 build house without
slitnc'eft material But zorfIs eaa never
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
A Change Yarn.

Talk about your Kansas corn" said a
shor;-necked bull-dozer on Change the
other day; it's nothing to sume my father
raised one time when was q little boy.
That was corn. and no mistake about it."
Tel us about it" said man with a
sandy g0atce, To whom the remark had ap-
parently been addressed.
- " here the old man got the seed, !
don't just know. but remember h. only
had lew grains of it; enough for hill or
two. lie planted it in the garden, and
drove stake in the ground alongside of tho
hill, so he would know where t. look for it,.
We'll, sir, / never saw corn grow like that
did. 1t seemed TO fairly Jump along, and l
never knew anything to yield like it before
or since. Every stalk had five big ears on
X, and there was three good-SiZed nubbins
OH the stake and it wasn't very guoI
season for corn either. chic tJo Ledger,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
describe my feelings All this time was
screaming for help and carsing the cattle,

! raised my head and looked to see where
We were going The cattle was Just rea H.
ing an opening in the woods, the opening
proved to he clearing made by some one,
and | now began 10 think how much easyer
II would be dragging over cleared ground
than through the thick Brush. But l soon
found out different The ground had been
lately cleared by some scamp, who had cut
every stub about three inches high l had
not went more than half way across the
Clearing when some one yelled out: 'Hear;
what is the matter aver their?' and the
next instant an old man came running
across the woOdS making the brush crack.
After reieaZing my foot the old man tied
my bleeding remains up i'm an old table,
elo'h and carried me to his house where
medical aid was summoned relate this
stoly as one of the narrowest risks of my
Ire But the most singular thing about
thiS story is that the C. tile has never been
seen since, and now old Bob white wants
me 10 work for him one year to pay for the
stearS. You see when that old man re-
leased my foot from the hanlle he Just lef.
the catif. 20 where thcy pleased. | told
the Old man white where thought the
we're going.-'S Sammy Tucker" in Pccls's
San.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
The PATIENT OK.

Sammy Tucker's" Experience with a
Yoke of Steers-A LoG-IiauIing Expcdl-
tion Which Speaks for Itself-Fun in tho
Woods.
/ have never before written an article for
publication, but viii attempt to give my
experience as briefly us possible l have
lived on farm all my life and have
worked all sorts OF horses aad mules, bat
not long ago l tried yoke of cattle Yes,
l Just tried them one day. and if l know
myself | will never try it again. \ mule
cun kick the life out of fellow in three
seconds, and Il bronco can buck you higher
than ireetOp aud be half a mile from the
spot when you come down; but that is a
quick. easy death beside being killed by
degrees When 4 mule or bronco takes a
notion TO Stay his victim he does 1t out
right Bnt tine OK Will drag you through
the thick brush all day by one leg, or
knocS you down and drag 4 sixteen-foot
saw-!0g across both legs, and then stand
there three days and nights without food
and water, until he is sure his victim is
dead.
Some people may think speak a little
hard OF those faithful. obedent animals. rs
they are sometimes called. but | speak from
experience. oh, how / hate theml But
Will now Try Ia explain to you how l ever
attempted 10 work yoke of oxen.
You see Uncle Bill Loveheart, that is
who l live with, a!ers wants me 10 be at
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15

A BOSTON LYRIC.

When the winter morn is breaking over land
scape, white with snow
And the cold has sent the mercury down Ton
ten or twelve below;
When the bCardcrs, shiverng. rise from bed
AID quickly don their clothes
And hurrJ 10 the parior stove TO thaw their
freezing toes;
when people VINO must be at work by seven
clocA or so
With gloved hands shield thel- ears as through
the icy streets they go:
When the cans of milk are frozen that are
standing al the door.
And every body says Il never was 30 cold be-
fore
Then the fair and gCrile maiden from her
slumbCr sound awdkes,
But no att rinpt 10 leave the couch-So snug
ami warIn-She makes.
She feels she not quite rested. All day yes
terIaY she shopycl,
And skated at the RINK last night until she
ncarly dropped
=" I'll take another nap," she SAYS the bcautf-
ful Dung ladY.
And meant me ma " II light the flre and get
Tie BREAKFAST rCad5."
Boston Courier.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
RErrESING IN TRIUMPH.

They try. Horrors!!! They can not de
scpud.
Who can describe their horrible situation.
hunting for days on the moons surface for
rocks to put in their pockets TO give them
weight
At last their powers fail, and they fall
fanting in the sand.
Suddenly "a cry rings on the air:
Saved. Saved!! Saved.u7 excla m,
jacques, in n paroNySm of JOY. IL have
found it,
Whats" gasrel his friend
~ copy of an English comic paper i'm NV
vest pocket; we have nothing to do but
read the jokes"
In few minutes more the adven;urars
are falling through the air at frightful rate
OF speed.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
A Material nInerens..

Two Texas gentlemen were talking abOu
rats Of Character In families.
1t II surprising how members Of the same
family can be so totally different as is fre-
quently the case''
TO what particular case do you reter?"
Il am thinking of the two sons of Judge
Pennybunker"
LAS far as / know there Is very litt.5 diff
ference IA their ways and manners They
both seem Ia be drunk most of the time"
Yes. that's true, but there is a great diff
Terence between them, nevertheless"
''Wnat is it?''
"One OF them can never get enough while
the other has always got too much. ."-Iez-
as StftfnQs
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15

cheese knife and forty pounds of humor-
Gus paptrs.
When they reached the top Of the eleva-
tor they luolled straight up and commenced
t. laugh. They read and laughed, and
laughed and rad.
People said they are mad"
For five days aud five nights they
laughed.
At the end of that time they had no
weight. Their gravity was completely
overcome.
They could fioat I'm space.
With glad shout they sprang out into
the ether, and began to paddle like mad
men for the moon.
On and OH they sped, paying their re-
spects to the Big and Lite Bear. the Sea g.
the Walrus, ANA other animals in tile cel,'>-
tial menaSerie. They said 10 a huge star:
''Who are yOu?'
Uranus was the reply.
You're another" said they.
At which the stars in their courses
groaned in chorus.
The journey is at last over and with a
glad cry the rOHdJciLTS strike cllccSd TRINA.
In trice Jacques ITS huge fragment
from the surface OF the moon, and wraps il
In silk handkerchief.
Let us descend" said lie.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
TIE ExrEplr1ors MILE.

work at something. he says idol hands finds
mischief So the other morning he gave me
my chuice to cut O,it fence corners, or haul
lo-S FOR the Old man white. of corse / chose
the latter IS u would DC mHch easyer WORK
handling logs with II yoSe of slow, lazy cat
tie than cutting OIt fence corners with a
big old dull heavy brush cythe while the
mercury was one hundred degrees above
zero. Old Bob White gave me Big yoke
Ut rcd cate tO work and don't believe
they was ever yoiled up Before. or at any
rate they didn't act like t. The timber
from VIII ch | was TO haul the logs was
situated ABOUT half a mile from the saw
mil and 1t took me n good three hours to
drive from The mill To the timber. | got
their ut last though and finding nice Oprn
spot | left my wagon aud proceeded
tO snake the logs out of the
braiSh with the cattle | founI sm II
cotton wood log and after some lively
whipping | managed TO gr; close enough 20
tie one end of large rope around the little
end of the lOg. had 10 chain and | was
compelled To tie tile rnre in Il running moose
by this time ihe cattle was getting their
B.ond up and so WAS l. The Mercury
s ood at q hundred and ] stood nj one hun
dred and fifty. | started them mp and
thcy went of the opposite direction from
where l had left my wagon. In trying
to turn them tile rope slipped off, and
forgetting NJ, self. grabbed at tie rope,
and in so DO ng steaed my foot right in
the ri ming moose. ! had on pair of stiff,
stogy Boots and the rope drew so tight
around. my ancle that it almost stopped the
Il Ord from circulating. / was thrown fat
on my Back quicker tlan one could count
three, and away they went over logs Brush,
siumpi and some OF the w1urst BrierS that
ever sgracPd u CIVILIZED country | mads
sev ra- attempts to grab the rope but with
ont su cess. The great goodness thou sht l.
Row Will | ev;r get loose. will the tarnell
d foe Is take me back TO the mil, or will
they Jist ram5 e around over The woods al
day. looked up 10 see what direction
they we're travelling in. and / saw TO my
h'rror and dsnay that they were travelin.
in Il W f>terly q drection, white the saw mill
Was s'uth. Yes, they were going West
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
HE FIXED HIM.
How Shrewd Hush md Removed Tramp
from His Premises.

Howa Shrewd Hush md Removed a Tramp
from His Premises.
"Who's that at the kitchen door?' asked
Mr. Jollikin of his young wife, last Sunday,
just after breakfast.
ITS tramp, and I'm bothered to death
with thenl," she replied, as she got up to go
after the visitor.
"Wait minute, my dear" said her hus-
band, "Ill fix him so he won't trouble
you any more"
That's darling husband" she said,
lovingly. You are always ready to help
me and To say pleasant things to me-
He kissed her and went out and in five
minutes he returned.
We'll" quer.ed his wife, did you fix
him?''
Yes; gave him something to eat"
why, you shouldn't have done that.
He'll lie sure TO come right back and worry
me more than ever she sd d, peulGntly.
oh no he won't love. / gave him a
pocketful OF those Biscuits you made for
breakfast Merchant Trgrclcr.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
TERMS: So A YEAR.
LANp OrEn,r Ar LhnNrn. Kn. n.n y .

Notice IS hereby given that th,. following
named settler has flied notice Of his intention
To maSe finai proof in support OF his cain
ana that said proof VIII be made h,rori
the Probate Judge at Medicine Lodge Kans
on February 10, 1885, viz; James W. King.
y ) NO. SgS. for the Sc ! s-e I, section 81.
twp * and lot Z ne :, section 6, twp q,
range l3 W. =
tie names the following witnesses to pf-ove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land. viz:
John Conant. John Longfellow, Frank
Stauhus, Jaret Hoa1, all OF Medicine Lodge
Kansas. 30 3j " X DEowNLEE Register
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15

LAND OFFICE AT LARNED, Kaa.. Dee *. 's5,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has flied notice of hi> ,tention
to make final proof in support of his ci aim.
ana that SAID proof VIII be made iefure the
Probate Judge mt Medicine Lodge on FabrfIarv
-. 1870. viz: Niiism ID Hicks. o u : 40 wei.
Tor ths re 4 section %. twp 80. range "
He names the following witnesses 10 rrove
his continuous residence upon ami cultivation
of said land. viz:
G Skeen. Hiram Henderson. of Ro,,nlt,n.
TJ Hutchison, Fred Grovemire, of Canenla.
80 % W. X BRowELEE. Register.
Land ofsee AT Tarued. Rans., Dec. Is. ia.
Notice IL herCty given that the foIlouine.
named settler has pd notise Of his
10 make fins proof in support of his csaiIn sr,si
tnat safi proof viii tie made . foie the PROBATE
Judge at Medicine Lodge, or Feb g. IS3S viz
Michael k.atz, % ID = No q.5s. for the n i. -. J
= ne I, sectson - fwp3 rance L W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
bis continuous residence ufon, aid cultivation
OF. saih land. viz:
Jo Nathan, john Zane, Henry Merchant. 4
Seller, ali OF Medicine Lodge. Kas.
Oh w. X BROWSLEE, Register
LAND OFFICE AT LARNE2. Kans. Dee Il. Iss5.
Notice Is hereby given that the following
nf1aed settler has fled notice of his intention
To maze Ana pnof in support ~ ssis claim aud
tlet said proof viii be made before ths. Probate
JUDGE, ar Medicine Lodge. has. on February
s 1885. viz: William r. Carnabau. q ID s No
ee. for the ne !, section Il, and s-w NV
He names thu following wifaesses 20 prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
OF said land, viz:
John FraIick. 5 X Root, J Rife, Samuel Mad
due, oh of Medicine Lodge, Kana
9s5 = 4 uR0wTLKE. Register.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-01-15
CHAPTER V

The foreman is yelling for copy. and we
shall have To cOndensc this last ch ,pter.
JacqueS--glad cry-grcen cheese-beer-
BLESS you, my children-Do you take this
woman?--l dO-supcrb collation., elegant
S-S-S S-ncwSpaper reporters. S-S-$-
recherche ful--accomplislcd. ETC.
tweniy-thr"e corner brackets s-twenty-six
silver-plated butter dishes.
THE END.