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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

SAFE, permanent and complete are the
cures Of bilious and intermittent diseases
made by Prickly Ash Bitters. Dyspepsia
general debility, habitual constipation, liv
er and kidney complaints are speedily Grad
icated from the system. It disinfects
cleanses and eliminates all malaria. Health
and vigor are obtained more rapidly and
permanently by the use of this great nat
ural antidote than by any other remedy
heretofore known. As blood purifier and
tonic it brings health, renewed energy and
vitality to q worn and diseased body.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

Cepy % CablsgFsn Received ffea n. n
UnhstaseteP, Aug. -, 1854
LONDON, Eng, Aug. - 1850.
In the chanceFy division Of the high court
Of justice, London, Vice Chancellor Bacon
has given his decision in favor Of The
Charles A. Vogeler Company Of Baltimore.
Maryland, in the action brought BY that
house against 81. Churchill and Company
OF Brisbane, Queensland. Tho case which
has been In progress hero since Septembsr,
1854, grew out Of an attempt Of Churchill
and Company 70 register trade mark cor
tanning the words St Patrick Oil in con-
nection with . medicinal preparation.
This was promptly opposed by the vogelsr
term and device which were sought to b
registered BY the Australian firm were in
NO respect identical 20 the we'll known st.
Jacobs Oil trade marks, contended, how
ever. that sufficient similarity existed be-
tween the torn 1T. Patriots applied by
Churchill and Company and st. Jacobs -
used by the Vogeler Company to cause con-
fusion in the minds of the public and lead
to purchasers being deceived In support
of this position they submitted an over
whelming amount Of evidence from En-
glish, American and Australian sources
with the result stated. Under the decision
of the court Churchill and Company can
not register their mark and must pay costs
of the case. This il the second trade mark
suit won by the Vogeier Company in En-
gland within three years
-N
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

For removing dandruH and curing all
scalp diseases, use Halls Hair Remover.
Ayers Ague Cure is acknowledged to be
the standard remedy for fever and ague.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

Robert Smith. who tried to stop a 6rht
at Kinsett, Ark, is now lying at the point
of death from stahs inflicted by one Of the
participants.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

YouNa men or middle-aged ones suffer
ing from nervous debility and kindred
weaknesses should send 10 cents in stamps
for illustrated book suggesting sure means
ical Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo,
NY
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

A Box or GLISN's SULPHUR SOAPS equiv
alent to many Sulphur Baths. Don't for
getit
Hills HAIR AND WHISPER DYE, Black or
Brown, Soc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

Save your wagons, your horses ana you
patience by using Frazer Axle Grease.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
+" The leprors dlstil%ent. whose erect

Holds such an enmity with blood Of man.
mat swift a. Quicksilver, It courses through
The natural gates and alleys Of the body"
and causes the skin to become "barked
about most lazar-like, with vile and loath-
some crust" Such are the effects of dis
for which is to cleanse and regulate the
liver-an office admirably performed by
DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

II there is any one who should be trapped
In slumber" it is the man who snores.-
CHICAGO Tribuns
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

The darkest hour is when you can't fnt
the matches.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

THE pupil Of ones eye is made to attend
to business by the lash that is ever helC
over il
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

WoNAN's greatest glory is in her hair,
and she should be very economical Of it
when she il cooking
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

KIDNAPPING - Baby asleep. - RoehestS
Dem0eraf
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

SIGNs Of an early fall-The baby on the
fence.-SG Louis ChroHicle.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

If q cough disturbs your sleep take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest well.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

MORE physique and less physic is what
the average American nee1s.-4NerchaMt
Traveller
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

Has anybody ever referred to . prize
fight a. . pound sociall-Pitsbxrqh Tele-
graph.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

o father and husband! join your wife
on the road TO Heaven, and at night gath
er voIrffamily at the altar. d, SOU say.
81 can't pray. I am a man of few wo-tis
and dent think could put half a dozsn
sentences together il snch a PRAYER"
You can pray; VOC can. If your child
were down with scarlet fever, and the
next hour were to decide its recovery or
its death, you would pray in sobs. and
groans snd paroxysms of earneStness.
Yes, yoE can pray. Vixen the eternal
life of yourihousehold may depend apon
your supplieation, let your knees ltsnbe
and go down. but if you still insist that
you can not compose a prayer, then hny
ar borrow a 4rayer-boox Of the Episcopal
sslurch. asd gather your family, and put
your prayef-book on q chair, and kneel
devn before L, and in the solemn a1d
hushed presenee of God gather up al yosr
sexows, and temptations. aud sins. and
cry out:
'1aood Lord, deliver u.s.,
l. Again. / remark, il we waat to be.
coLaeChristians, ike Ruth in the text, we
must choose Christian associations.
Thy people shall be my People.
cried oct Ruth to Naomi.
"The folks you associate with want to
associate with. They will come and see
me, and will go and see them. want to
move in the highest Of all circles-the cir.
Gle Of Gods elect: and, therefore, mother,
{: am going back with you to the land of
Judah"
Do you who are seeking affair God-and
I suppose there are many such in this pres.
ence-do you who afe seeking after God
prefer Christian society to worldly 30.
ciety?
"No," you say, 81 prefer the worlds
m!rth ana the worlds laughter aid the |
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
4 GOOD LIVE AeE4I WAIVED

this s,ate 70 seIl WON DR r. Fiji. ESG.TI1rr !.
BIG SELLER, BIG PROVTTs. BIG BUSINESS, Tor
paIticularA ctrcuia.s and Song Book. address
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
ORIGIN Of Slnntins Roofs.

TO find the source from which the
European nations have derived the art
of building in stone We must look to
the land of the Pharaohs. From Egypt
the craft passed to Greece, and from
the Greeks 1t was taken up by the
Romans, to he by them disseminated
through the north and west of Europe
In the process OF colonization. The
similarity, in regard to the constructive
parts of the ancient Greek buildings,
to some OF those found in Egypt of
older date affords strong confirmation
of the tradition that the Greeks bor-
rowed the art from the Egyptians. The
Greeks, however, In adopting it added a
new feature, the pcdiment, and the
reason for this addition is easy to find.
Egypt is practically rainlcss. All the
protection from the climate required
in palace or temple In such a country
is shelter from the sun by day and from
the cold by night, and for this a fiat
roof supported by walls or pillars with
architravcs Is quite sufficient. but when,
rs In all European countries, rain has
to be taken into account, slanting
roof becomes necessity. The Greeks,
with their eye for symmetry, provided
for this by forming the roof with
central ridge ut an obtrse angle, from
which 1t sloped down equally on either
side. The triangular space thus formed
at the end of the building above the
architrave was occupied by the pedi-
ment, and this part OF the facade, which
owed its birth TO the cxigcncies of
climate, was thcnccforih regarded as
so essential to the artistic complete
ness of the work that II was said that
IL a temple were to be erected In the
celestial regions. where rain would not
be possible, the pediment could not be
omitted.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
A Promising Youths Deliberate Choice
Between Two Evils.

Arkansaw backwo0ds school teacher
(to boy)-Did you want to come to
school?
Boy-Wan't hurtin' ter come.
Teacher-But you thought it better
to get an education, ch
Boy-Didn't think ernuff Nv it ter
hurt me.
Teacher-Thcn why did you come
Boy-Wali dad he said had ter
plow ther new ground, with er bull
tongue ur go ter school, it didn't mat
ter er blame which, so | come ter
school, thinkin' I'd try it er few falls.
Teacher-How do you like ID rs far
as you've got!
Boy-Ain't dead in love with it.
Teacher-Herc, take this book
now and let me teach you your
letters.
Boy-Ain't got no letters. Sis is
thcr only one on ther place that gifts
any letters.
Teacher mean that you must
learn the alphabet.
Boy (contemptuously-Whut, all
them marks
Teacher-Ycs.
Boy--Qaking up his hat)-Wall,
er goodbye. I'd ruther rassel with
tber bull tongue.-Arkansaw Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
Bilious Family.

Henry Ward Beecher tells an
amusing story of a family in Indiana
where he stopped over night. Wish
ing to show off the precocity Of the
children the mother asked the oldest
one to say grace. But the child snarl-
ed and refused.
"She's little bilious this morning,
but, Willie, you show Mr.. Beecher
what nice grace you can say"
Don't want to-" whined Willie.
"He's bilious too, said the mother
so Mr.. Beecher himself asked the
blessing and the meal proceeded
After little the hired girl brought
in some pancakes that were under
done.
"Why Nelly's pancakes are dead
failure this morning." said the vexed
hostess. 81 never knew that to hap
pen before"
Perhaps she's a little bilious,
suggested Mr.. Beecher with n twinkle
in his eye, and everybody laughed at
the application.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

of fire in her eye, remarked as she
picked hair off his coat: 81 thought
you said you would be very econ omi-
cal if l would promise to marry you ?"
"And SO / did my darling. Why ?"
Because, if you want to marry me
you can't afford to wear golden hair
on your coat-collar. The jet article
like mine ought to be good enough if
you are really trying to be economi-
CAL" How he ever explained the
matter Harry doesn't tell, but he is
very careful about brushing his coat
when he calls on her now.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
Geysers of the Yellowstone.

The gcysers at the headwaters of
the Yellowstone and Missouri rivers
are the most wonderful OH the globe.
The country comprising portions of
Idaho, Wyoming and Montana is
dotted with groupes of hot springs,
the remains of most remarkable vol.
canic manifestations.
The largest Of these gcysers are
known as the Beehive and the
Giantess. The former is silicious
cone 3 feet in height, 20 feet in cir
cumference at the base, and 3 by 4
feet in diameter at the top, with al
oval orifice 2 by 3 feet in diameter.
When in action, which occurs about
once in "a hours, it throws a column
of water entirely filling the crater to
a height of 219 feet. The eruption
lasts about 1S minutes.
The Giantess has an oval aperture
Is by % feet in diameter. The in
side of the tube is corrugated. When
not in action no water can be seen in
its basin, although / have used SAM
pie package of Piso's Remedy for
Catarrh, and am so much pleased
with its results that / desire SOC
package, for which find enclosed pos
tage stamps to pay the same.
ALLEN BUCKMINsTER.
Peterboro, n. H., July Is, 1885.
its sides are visible to the depth of
100 feet. When an eruption is about
to take place the water rises in the
tube, with much spluttering and hiss
ing, sending off WIT clouds of steam.
1t will stand sometimes for several
minutes within 40 or 80 feet of the
surface, foaming and gurgling, and
squirting jets of hot water nearly to
its mouth. When it finally bursts
forth, it throws up column of water
the full size of its aperture to the
height of GO feet, and through thu
rises FIVE or six smaller jets, varying
from 6 to 10 inches in diameter, 10
the height of 250 feet. The eruption,
which takes place'at irregular inter-
walls, continues for about 20 minutes.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
Drunkenness, or Liquor Habit, can be
Cured by Administering DR.. lIaines'
(sOldcu Suceiflc.

II can be given In q cup of coffee or
tea without the knowledge of q person
taking 1t, ciecting speedy and rerman-
cnt cure, whether the patient Is modcr-
ate drinkcr or an alcoholic wreck. Thou
sands OF drunkards have been made tenn
pcratc men who have taken the Golden
Specific In their coffee without their know
ledge. and to-day believe they quit drink
Ing of their own free VIII. No harmful
Cures guaranteed. Send for circular and
full particulars. Address In confidence
GOLDEN SrEcIFIc Co. 1876 Race Sc, Gin
cinati, Ohio. 79Cyl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
Found it Again.

Kindly old lady-"What's the mat
ter, little boy 7"
Little boy (crying bitterly)-..I ies
lost f. cents"
Kindly old lady giving him n
nickeD-"Well, here is five cents
more for you, so don't cry. How did
you lose it ?"
Little boy feeling better-"I lost
pitchin' pennies. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A Kentucky printer who went uT
in the country to start paper, writes
us that he's got boom. There's
about 800 girls in the county, and
every one of them has the hustle
fever, and takes the paper for hustle
material.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A somewhat eminent lawyer in In
diana. Judge L. given at times to
bibulous convialty, on appearing one
morning on the streets in Washing
ton, in that State, was accosted by
minister of the gospel as follows
Drunk again as usual, Judge"
To. which Judge Z answered
$50 am l." and passed on.-Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

81 say, Jobkins, can you let me have
that dollar you owe me ?"
"Want it to-day. particularly ?"
"Well, you see, | have the tooth.
ache"
"What has that got to do with it?'
"A great shock will cure the tooth
ache, Jobkins, and | thought, perhaps
if you paid me, Ter. Thank you. y
Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Charles" said parent, "you must
not allow the other boys to lead you
into trouble. When anybody asks
you to do anything you do not think
right, learn to say no. "Yes, I'll try,
father" "Now go out. my son, and
chop up some wood" "No," was his
answer. He had learned his lesson.
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

The New Orleans Picayune thinks
it is funny to see the meeting between
a smart drummer and a hotel clerk
who wears diamond pin. The clerk
knows the drummer does not own the
earth, though he acts as if he did
and the drummer knows that the clerk
does not own the hotel but neither
of them will give up and acknowledge
that they do not amount to much, COL
lectively or separately.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Teacher-"What is the metropolis
Of the United States ?"
Pupil-"Cincinnati."
Teacher-"O. no. What makes
you think Cincinnati is the metropo-
lis ?" fNN 1[1fl
Pupil-"Why ] saw in the paper
the other day that there was more
meat put up there than any other, so
] supposed it was the meat-ropolis."-
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A gospel hymn" sung by the Sal
vation Army in Chicago has for its
refrain "Happy as n Whale" We
didn't suppose whale was happy.
There is too much "blubber" about it.
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

81 smelt cake baking this morning
Maria. What kind was it?" inquired
Mr.. Jinks. Sponge cake, dear
Shall / put some on the table for din.
ner ?" mo" said Jinks, gloomily
"save it till some of your relation:
comes to see us again. It'll be more
appropriate."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

81 have heart big enough fortwo,"
remarked Browne. "Yes; but that
will do you no good unless you can
drive with your teeth" replied Miss
Bell, and then Browne took an extra
grip on her waist.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Harry has proposed and been
accepted by handsome West Side
girl. They were billing and cooling
the other evening, when suddenly she
raised her head and with suspicion
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Mr.. Blefers (to his daughter)
Eliza. did you read this article about
List ?" Eliza lat the piano.: Yes.
papa" did you notice that he said
people must play the piano with their
soulw eyes, pa" "Well. Eliza,
Just put your hands in your pocket
and play with your soul till I'm
through reading."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Sarcasticus and his wife don't agree
very well. The other morning he
discovered she had appropriated his
only necktie. Sarcasticus-"What
in thunder are you wearing my cravat
for ?" Mrs. S.-"Bccause / haven't
any of my own" Sarcasticus GLOOM
ily)-"Oh, / see. 1t is the only tic
there is between us."-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A wag has truthfully said, that if
some men could come out of their
graves and read the inscriptions on
their tombstones, they would think
they had got into the wrong grave
EX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A Chicago clergyman asks: "Can
n man be Christian and at the same
time q successful business man r.
He can if he advcrtiscs largely
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

''Hullo, Mike. hear yer on a
strike" $50 | am. | struck for
fewer hours" "Did you succeed p
Indeed ] did. Pm not working at all
now Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

"Were you ever engaged in n duel,
Col. Blood?' Eyes, sab. was, sab"
"Did it terminate seriously?" "Yes,
sab; / was arrested and fined SO,
sab. Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

"The scold waves are very trying"
said man to his wife this morning
when she raided him for not building
the fire. Washington Critic.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Teacher-"If you were President
of county fair and wanted a gate
tender, what would YOU do p Pupil
boil it."-Danville Breeze.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
WIT AND HUMOR.

Strange as it may seem, when money
is close it is difficult to get very near
it.-Boston Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

The vital question, "What is n
sausage Z" is being discussed before n
Nebraska court. 1t is believed the
Jury will disagree.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Brown: "Hellow, Jones how's
your wife z" Jones IA little deaf
"Very clustering and disagreeable
again this morning."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Our exchanges will be apt to polka
lot of fun at the Rev. p. Waltz, OF
Baltimore, who has denounced dane
ing.=Norristown Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Teacher. "What do you under
stand by an 'unclean spirit ? "
Juvenile Commentator "a dirty
devil. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

A young lady in st. Louis is known
to be so modest that she can't look at
a clothesline with the clothes off,
Elk.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

4 Open-work woolcn materials, lined
with rich colors, are used for redidgotes
for autumn wear.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Duncan h. Cameron, N. ID. g. M.
Graduate McGill University, Montreal late house
surgeon Montreal General Hospital. Assistant
surgeon Alpena Hospital Office Alpena Hospital.
Chisholm street. 73J
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

CoSsEorioxs--Ql Via NJ. r. Co.'s boat with Mich
issn Central aud Grand Rapids q Indiana rail-
roads.
(7l with NJ. n. 4 o. railroad for Houghton, Han.
cook. Calumet, etc., and points on Chicago & North
western railway.
STANDARD Central time .Daily. daily except
Sunday.
A. WATSON, r.. w. ALLEN,
GenT Bup't. Gcn1 Pass. & TIT Agt
Marquette, Mich. Marquette, Mich
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
Flint & Pere Marquette R. R.

Tho shortest, quickest, and most reliable route 10
and from Detroit, Toledo, Cleveland. Cincinnati,
Saginaw and Bay City.
doISG EAST, SOUTH AND WEST.
Leave Alpsna daily, except sunday, by Apena
Day City steamers, at n. IN.
GOINd soUTII-EAsT.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
WE vCNsON
. why Acker's
~ Blood Elixir

Is warranted, Is because It Is the best
Blood Preparation known. II will posi-
tivcly cure all Blood Diseases, purides the
whole system. and thoroughly builds up the
Remember, we guarantee II.
For sale by Perkins Il 20.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
LINES EIhINS. u ID.

james Eakins, Physician, Surgeon and Ac-
couchcur, Graduate of Toronto University College,
Toronto, Ontario. Residence: Mrs. Vandusen's,
first house west of Episcopal church,, Washington
Ave, Alpcna, Mich. Office: Bostwicks Drug Store.
772-m6.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22

Detroit, Bay City & AIpena R.R'
Time Table No. 8.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
Mail and Express.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
Mail and Express.

All tram. run by the Ninetieth Meridian on Cen
tral Standard time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-12-22
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
liz Niacgra Fails RoNte.
MAIN LINE

Arrival and departure of trains noted below o'
(,ilnwa.