New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-02-20
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Church matters IN certain places must be IN state OF
fermentation when It becomes necessary to announce,
a. Is frequently done nowadays Pastor and eople on
good terms"
Then yon are studying music this year arc you 7 >"
inquired young lady OF her friend. " How do You en-
JOY ~ g., .,,i,,,,i ,,o .,,,, ,,, nr,ctisirg I
nearly drive Aunt Jane crazy. Mother OF neigh
borus aud / have the house all 10 myself Come down
aud hear me practise some dAY.'
:, on dear no. thank you. The doctor says must
AVOID al unpleasant thinss"-l Hartford Post
Tho editor OF he Donaldsonre Ga.) Chieflet 20 the
throttle valve Of long enough the other day
20 write Draconian leader on The Puro ning or our
Oycrcoat." He hal tao press blanket until
brother journalist loaned him oyercoat, which. he
says. securely shields symmetrical form from the
chilly breath ~ tho wandering blizzard"
You can accomplish almost anything with a man If
YOU Will take the prrcauton TO give hin good dinner
10 viii De observed, resembles morse IN TINS re-
g,ri A hor.r (. uuyoveruAble until you put DIT IN
his mouth L Boston Transcript
AFrench woman who has gone to 722 balls In order
10 catch husband has caught Instead bronchitis four
teen tmos pleursy thrice and 100 colds In the head
And still she Is not discouraged
A,igiltncc committee OF marriageable young ladies'
was formed In Fremont some time ago TO investigate
the habits and character Of eligible young men ana
bachelors Tue result OF these inquiries was RECORDED
tcay In books prepared for tue purpose ana
guarded by muscular secretary.-iOmaha RepuOl'
The ice carnival In 81 Paul has been great success
In every way. and has made shOeing and toboS-
gaming a perfect craze The other night when the Fire
King assaulted the lee palace, 10000 peorlo looked on
while more than twenty bands beched forth marital
music The paa,o beautifully lii up from within
by many colored fires, who the uniformed army OF the
FIRE King directed upon steady stream OF fireworks
All this is making ~ Paul proud that 1t will hardly
notice Minneapolis.
The representative OF Of the great sOcalled re-.
TONS papcrs country called at the ONCE or one OF
our large Connecticut factories and offered as ersona
favor to mp the whole concern IN Dig shape i1t
~ 900. The offer was declined III tho same nooo Spit
of srf-Sacrlhce with which IL vas made Iheh IL was
renewed At 500 under request OF seeiesy IL aCrepeI
THIS was declined. too and the religious representative
knocked himself down step by step UNTIL while his hrst
demand ws for ms ns osc was ,he 20 uU co Ur
tanning the proposed article! And they won!nn ac,
up but they didn't know what do they said, with the
nifty papers, Hartford CourahI
4 great singing bee" Will be held in Terro IIaute,
Ind in May which will be composed entirely OF Western
poets The gathering will be II harmonious one unless
each member should Try 10 sing his own poetry In
which case Tere auto will DO entitled to the sympathy
OF the country.
~. feel says AN Illinois exchange. "that an apology
due widow Grimes In our issue OF last week we
stated that she han eloprd with eighteenyearo old
man he truth Is shs Sas wT op PS aT a" Wsch
Slipped and fell Mistakes Will happen In the best reg
when we state The cm was sent over telephone wire
no other apology will be neoded"-,Chica2o Tribune
Two men have been arrested for violating the butter
laws This Is slippery business, gontlenen.
Iwant bill introduced compelling glassware manu-
facturcrs and quOr dealers to vide quart bottles
that viii hold quart. and pint bottles from which
pint Of fluid extract OF corn can 10 poured They don't
handle such goods From II long and varied eNpe-
Renee I'm investigating the subject can assure the pub
lie That the average pocket pistol IL u mockery
drlu-inn and u snare. Now there's practical issue,
mt the fountain head, to speak. with which TO
come before the people," Rambler" In Pittsburg
ChrOnicleTclecraph
Sho: " I hear thero Ia talk about having per
manent exposition in Washington"
He tsgused because he was defeated for Congress ut
tho last eloction): don't know about a permanent
exposition but Washington Is remarkably well provided
with permanent imposition"
"What Is that
Congress"
editor sun antonio Light: Fellow saloon men Now
that Moody Sankey expected TO visit us. would
Il not advisable get the inside track Of them by
closing our establishments sunday ana keep sacred
the sabbath Fellow saloon men let us close doors
the Sabbath let Keep sacred the seventh day We
Will lose nothing by IT, but would DO held higher In the
estimation OF our ellOw-clLenS ana receive the credit
OF the outside wOrld."