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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-08-10

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-08-10
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pon ben l1ntersei6neten bereitet tpirb.
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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
INTERESTING INTERVIEW.



\ GInBE-RErUBLlc representative met
|. F. Mcdonald last evening. and the fol
lowing conversation ensured:
Hello, Mac; when did you get back
from II. L"ui>?'
''LA,t night"
whats new in the strike nn the could
system 49,
Nothing. All is quiet in 81. Louis, and
that quiet will not in my opinion be-
broken. The militia is still in
the city, and around the railroad
stations and in the freight yards one may
~er >entineIs Solrmnly pacing their beats,
but they have nothing Ia do. The strikers
do not gather in crowds or even in little
knots about the streets or near the railroad
company's property. OF course, they have
their headquarters where they can be found
at any time, but stranger in the city
would never know by crowds of idle men
that there was a strike i'll the city.
Are many trains being moved"
''All passenger trains are going in and
out" was the reply. but very little freight
has been moved since the strike began.
Mr.. lloXie says in newspaper interviews
and in tel-gTams to his superiOrS that a.
much freight is being moved aS was moved
at this time last year. but | think that is all
buncumbe. Why. every track in every
freight ward in St Louis iS blUckaded with
loaded freight ears. many Of which have
been standing there for weeks.
Either the Gould system moved very little
freight at this time last year or Mr.. HoNie
has been oiIing his tongue"
Many of the roads leading into St
Louis. " continued Mr.. Mcdonald. ARE well
nigh impossible. Not a rail has been laid.
not spike driven. not tie talnped down
since the strike began. and one has only Ia
ride over the tracks to be convinced that
they are in very bad shape"
/ is there any prospect OF a speedy and
amicable adjustment of the ditiirulty?"
Il Il" not know, indeed. had no con-
vrr,aton with anyb"dy except some Of the
officials and We srarrrly touched Oh that
subject"
Ibid Your visit 10 ST. Louis have any.
thing 10 do with the trouble here in Spring
iird?"
"Ah-eNcu e me. but Ia man is going
t" open 4 key of nails around the corner an,
must be there. Good evening"
And he was gone.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

.Tl,,.. ,.... int. ,,,,r ,,f,ica Ipstpria, ,
..,..,I,,.,,,, .,.r..,, 90, had seen but Once.
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t.,,,.-,.i .i,at 49,. lra,y him at ,
..,,..,,,,, ,..,,r- 80, Iit.. +, l.
,.,,.,i,..,,..,I hi. h.ard hpt h,, s,.n
,,,,,.,,, ,,,,,r Il- man,
mar ,,,...r, a. , ,urruipg in >rring and his
..,.,,,,..,,n,.,. ,.,tIi,,,I with the grandeur Of
g, g,,at mission.
rlj. man, j, U.pr, Howe. now of New
u,,.p C,rr hnt fnr thirty year, a citizen
.,t nl+,, ,,nn ,,,.,. r,.rGnru,.I 3, greater SCI
,;. rr...,.,, ir,r its earl, hI,
,,, ,.,,., L. ,,,, ,,,I,a, maj, Ii, iry 81,
.I,..r
s.,.r .,..,r. nf nj. Iir,. that i thn,,. from
IsInt,lsI- wen. ra>S,,d in historic travel
,y,r trrr ,r,t,., of the Union. many thuu>-
and u,iIas of which were ON foot These
were. \,.v York New Jersey. Virginia, and
ohm. and mo man has had such an expo
r,.rc.
Mr. U,u,. in 1,1G-47 Travelled ON horse
h,,.l thr,u,rI, u ,t the then :, rrrnti,.~ in
ohio took ,..uciI sketches. and gathered
material for a work upon the state. and
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
LOCAL NOTICES.

JOHN II. YATES. Of Batavia. Y. Y,
says:
Il cherrfully commend
Your AROMATIC WINE;
II did new life and vigur send
Through this weak frame of mine.
Ii did for all my stomach ills
More than the doctor and his pills,
For sale by ThsO. Troupe. druggist
The Use of EIy'S Cream Balm a cure fol
catarrh. hay f5ver and colds in the head. i,
attended with no pain, annoyance ur dread
which can hr said Of no other remedy. II
is not liquid or 4 snuff, but is easily ap
piled. 1t affords instant relief and cure,
where d"ct"rS have failed. Price ~ cents
For twenty Years have suffered from ca
tarrh. purchased Ely'S Cream Balm of J
Dawson n son. which has 50 effectualll
cured my headache that | feel altogether a
new man. have recommended it to many
with like good results VI. VI. Rez. DDS,
Rochester. Ind.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for Chill
dren tetthing, is the prescription of one OF
he best female nurses and physicians in
the United States. and has been used for
years with neverfailing success by millions
OF mothers for their children. During the
process of teething its value is incalculable.
II relieves the child from pain, cures dySen-
tery and diarrhGa, gripping i'll the bowels
and wind collie. By giving health to the
child it rests the mother. Price 25C bottle.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

SEALED proposals will be received at the
= office Of the city clerk of the city of Spring
field. Ohio. for furnishing all the materials and
doing all the labor of constructing stone arch
across the streets at the intersection of
Pleasant street and Western avenue.
All proposals must be for doing said work
according to the plans, pTotileS and spechca-
tions in the City Engineers office, must be
signed hy the full name of all parties interested
in said bid. and by some responsible dlSinter-
eSted person as a guarantee that a contract
will be entered into provided the bid is ac-
cepted. and must be on file in the city clerk 5
office on OF before u o'clock, noon, of Tuesday.
the 4th day of May. A. D. 1885, to be opened
and publicly read Immediately after II o'clock
of said day, in the presence of the mayor, city
engineer. assistant city engineer. and the city
clerk, or any two of them. and reported to
council at the first meeting thereafter.
The city council reserves the right to reject
any OF all proposals presenteu Tor any reason
they may deem sufficient.
By order of council,
J. ). SHEWALTER,
l65am City Clerk.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

The grrat .. 80, ,Ar,-nSive cuTa-
tive range of Dr. Jones Red Clover Tonic
are its great blood purifying qualities and
It~ gentle apertive action. thereby remov-
img all restraint from the Secretive organs.
curing promptly and thoroughly dyspepsia.
cuStivrnrsS. bad breath. piles. pmpleN. low
spirits. sick and nervous headache. agurc
malaria and all stomach. liver and kidney
troubles. The most delicate stomach ar-
crptS it with relish. Price, 30 cents. of all
dTurL-iSlS
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
Scott's Emulsion Of Pure
I-nI ixerni With HNnpnb,-nhitRs

Is Remarkable as u Flesh PrU,iuccr.
The increase of flesh and strength, is per
crptiblt Immediately after commencing tO
use the Emulsion The Cod Liver Oil
emulsiied with the Hypoph"sphiteS is most
remarkable for its healing, strengthening.
and flesh producing qualities.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
FEATHER
BUSTERS.

Nv wife was suffering terribly from rheu-
matism when she began using AthlophOroS.
Before she had finished taking the first
bottle the pain commenced t" leave her and
she could walk about the house. VIM. W.
Griffith, Fourteenth and Smead StS., Logans-
mi Ind
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
NEWSPAPER
ADVERTISING

and estimates of the cost of ADVERTISING The
advertiser who wants to spend one dollar. finds
IN IL the information he requires, while for him
who Will invest one hundred thousand dollars
in advertising. a scheme is Indicated which
will meet his every requirement, or can be
made to do 80 by slight changes easily arrived
at by correspondence. one hundred and fifty
three editions have been issued. sent post
paid to any address for 10 cents. Apply To tee.
2. R"well ~ Co. Newspaper Advertising Bu-
reau, 10 Spruce street. IPrintidg House squared
SpW York
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
MAYORS COURT.
Maggie White and Her Guests Fined
Some Other Cases Considered.

Maggie White and Her Guests Fined
some Other Cases Considered.
At the afternoon session of tn, mayors
comt yesterday the people found in
Maggie Whites house of i'll shape that WAS
raided on Wednesday night were arraignrd
before Mayor GnOdwin. The proprietrr>S,
Maggie White was fined SlU and costs Un
the charge of keeping such house. while
Fannie Williams, James Smith and John
Burns wert. given - and costs each on the.
charge of lettering about house of i'll
fame.
Charles Ceilings was fined 81 and costs
for being drunk and diSordrrly, and George
COSSgroyr took the same dose for fighting.
Last night the mayer heard the eases
against Frank Curtis. Joseph HINT and
Gus Quart. They were charged with rails
ing a disturbance III Cranes boarding house
on the Hill last Saturday night, during
which they smashed some furniture and
broke down their beds Several witnesses
were examined for the city. but no defense
was offered. The mayor found them guilty
and fined them 81 and costs each.
After hearing all the evidence in the case
of cooper Ludlow for d>"rd"rIy conduct.
the mayor reserved his decision.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Il Is related that lame ON. in Gl"uce>-
Ter, Fl gland, had been turned out 10 grass.
bu, he hUkr pasture and made his way 10
a black>mih'> shop. Here he took his
place in the >hoeing frame, and held up
a crippled foot Ia the c lrinu> smith. The
difficulty was a Smai. stone under the shoe.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

All diseases of lower bowel,
including pile tumors, radically cured.
Book of particulars, 10 cents in stamps.
Worlds DiSpenSary Medical Association,
663 Main street. Buffalo, y. i.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Many cases of fever and ague, dumb
ague and conge>tiye chillS. were promptly
arrested and entirely banishrd by the use
of your simmons Liver Regulator. You
don't say half enough III regard to the
efficacy Of your valuable medicine in cast,
of agur, intermittent feverS, etc. Every
ca~t. has been arrested Immediately. Believe
me, when say | was a sufferer for years
with the liver disease. and only found rt-
lief by using your medicine.
"ROBERT J. WEEKS.
Batavia Kane CO. Ill"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
ELECTRIC BELT FREE

10 introduce H. we Will Tor short TIM" give away IN
each county, 10 those likely to make good agents. \
limited number Of our German Electro GaIyanic
SusPensOry BELTS, positive and uH 'ang cure
for Nervous Debility. wrnknr~~ Varcur,I. I. Loss OF
NlE"r, Rheumatism. etc slo1 Reward paid If every
Belt ~ manuiacturv docs not generate genuine
electric current. Address at once GERMAN
BELT AGENCY, 20 Box l.s. Brooklyn New Yvrk
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

There Is no one article in the line of med
icines that gives so large a return for the
money as good porous strengthening plall
ter, such a. Carter's Smart Weed and Beas-
donna Backache PlaStrrS. 74e
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Mrs. Henry Ward Beechrr ust.S and pines
away over three hundred Allc"ck'> Porous
Pla>trr> ever since. She writes that she
has found them genuine relief for most of
the aches and pains which flesh i heir to.
Hon Samuel }. Randall said that they
cured him Of Inflammation of the kidneys
when everything else failed, and cured him
of a severe cold that threatened to run into
pneumonia Hon. james W. Hustled write,
that they cured his son of chronic rheuma-
tiSm and relieved him ef serious pulmonary
troubles.
rushing trade is being done bv Croth-
erS at his closing ont sale of fancy goods.
Never were such bargains offered before.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

The Duke of CnInaughtis is the only Il e NIB
cr of the royal family who really wan,s an
Irish Parliament. He looks forward Ia
being vicrray. with nothing 10 do any plenty
Z, tr,af
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Judge of a guNcrumenl 10y the men II
produces. Judge of man by his deeds, Of
a tree. by lis fruits of medicine by its re-
suits. Time tried and true is Dr. Bigel0w's
Cough Cure. which contains the good quail
tiles of all the best cough remedies without
the defects of any of them. 4 safe and
speedy remedy for coughs. colds and all
throat and lung troubles. sold by all drug
giSts in nifty cent and dollar bottles. Heal
ing to the lungs. Safe and pleasant for
children
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Scrofua. and all forms of ~crofulous dis
eases, arr rapidly purged by the use of
ANtr's Sar.anaTIIla
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Catherine Lewis tainted one night iu''oIi
y,.ttr. " but it didn't cause a ripple in the
play. Twas only a cough, and they had
a bottle of DR. Bulls Cough Syrup ou ham :,
~ course.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

The pedestal for the Bartholdi statue of
liberty has u-rm finished al last. The
Statue itself i now tu In. erected.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

An anti-thel and ITr,pa>> ~ociety has
been formed in Clarion county. this state.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

II people troubled with colds would take
Ayers Cherry PectOral before going to
church or places of entertainment they
would avoid coughing. greatly To the com
fort Of both speakers and hearers. Public
speakers and singers find that the Pectoral
wonderfully increases the power and heNi-
bility of the Voice.
what the shakers Believe About Disease.
They have learned from many years eX-
p+rirnCr that nine-tenthS Of all the diseases
OF mankind arise from imperfect digestion
Of fOnd; for this reason they have spent
years of labor in preparing the Shaker EN
tract of Roots tSiegerS Syrup and it ope-
rates like a charm in all cases OF indIgrs-
tiun.
II i not What We eat that makes Us
strong but that which we digest. This is
the doctriueuf the Mount Lebanon Shakers.
People who are weak and languid, tired and
feeble often wonder The reason is that
the food eaten d0es not give strength be
cause it is not digeSted. The Shaker En-
tract of Roots tSirgerS Syrup will restore
the digestion t" a healthy condition and
drive away the hradachr, the pains i'll the
side and back. the distress after eating and
make the sleep afford rest.
b. b. Moore. druggist at Champlain, y.
Y. writes: We are using your medicine
in my family for cnnstipatiOn- resulting
from dyspepsia, with the most satisfactory
results"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Carefully read advertisements of the AL
bert Medical Institute 2I7tf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Rheumatic sufferers can throw away their
Clutches. They have st. Jacobs Oil.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

ANSON HOUGH. of Blackberry, Ill,
says he owes his life to GilmOre'S Magnetic
Elixir. Try it. For sale by TheO. Troupe,
druggist
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

When Baby was sick we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child she cred FOR Catt"ris,
When she became Miss she clung to Cast"ria
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

The claims a. 10 the curative powers of
Hoods SarSaparilla are based entirely on
what the people say it has done for them.
Send TO c. |. Hood & Co.. Lowell. Mass.
for book containing statements of many
remarkable cures of Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

Jay GoUld WI brr"Ir lIc Congressional
committee investigating the Labor troubles
i'm the southwest. He gave a statement at
hngth from his standpoint on the situation
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
ftkk lt-N.
EIChl-r. Max

Persons calling tor these letters will please
-aY 'ady yrrtIsrd. and give datr ot list. II not
called for I'm one month they Will be sent TO the
bead Letter Office. -.
Letters must be directed Ia street and mum
Der in order To have them promptly and GVr
Tectly delivered.
JAS. Johnson. SR. ?. NJ.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

J. \. Price Deputy Inspector State
Tobacco Warehouse No. ;, Baltimore. Md,
says:-Onr IF my children had been suffer
ing with neuralgia Tor some time. 4 friend
recommended Salvation Oil, | procured a
bottle and few applications. 10 my sur
prise effected complete cure. ! take
pleasure in recommending it I" all persons
similarly affected.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23
NE GENERAL AGENT OF NEW YORK CITY
THE ONE MINUTE COFFEE POT,

The most wonderful vt all Inventions .yrrrN
hihted hcfur, the public for making Coffee "r
Tea. 4 child or years old can make Coffee
and Tea with Il Just aN well u~ The most rNT,
rlruCed cook. and u takes only bs~ N.an's
HiIAs fnfs, Fs l@I F' ..rSs. with all the ugh Iu
grrdIentS contained ia the Coffee or Tea
Iu boiling Coffee or Tea y"u get Un Coffee "r
Tea. only bitter water. but by 1h" new method
ni making II We have a drllrluu~ dumk. \"
ash skins. no salt. "a" eggs. u" cold water. u"
anything Else uSrd 10 S-til" fh" tUfcr or Tea
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

\ GLuBE-RErURIIC representative met
|. +. Mcdonald last evening. and the fol
lowing conversation en>urd:
iii van a..
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-23

"Ah-eNcu.e e me. but Ia man is going
L. open a key of nails around the corner and
| must be there. Good evening
And he was gone.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1886-09-25
Fun In the Registrars Office.

His German accent was undeniable, and
as he fioated into the Registrars Office, the
boys all stood around to hear the fun.
Name and residence" asked the clerk
in peremptory 1925 month tone Of
voice.
81 hvein dot same places where live for
twendy years.
well, where is that"
Don't you found dot in doc great re
chister?"
What is your name, anyhow"
"Varrom you ask so many idkiristi
kuestiOns; amt dot name nit the great re
chster like the odder, eh?"
But unless you give me your name and
residence you cannot register"
by sand / rochester. i hat been a citi
zen fourteen years, und my name is Lud
wig Auerhausen, don't it.
Ludwig Auerhausen. Well, Mr.. Auer
hansen, where do you reside?"
Der Teufel! Don't I already have told
you dot dree dimes. ] Won't talk some
more. | gone back here again und talk
NIT your employer. For Wy you inbudent
NIT me? If you gone to my house some
dimes ] dOn'd tread you like dot"
Where is your house,
"On Lombard street, between Mason anu
Powell, ofgourse. L hafalways lived dere. y
"All right. here you are, Thirty fourth
district. Take this slip and 60 over to that
counter and give it to the clerk"
''Vot go Offer der for, don't | shust hav,
gone away from dot blaze? Won't rechis-
ter some more at all. Oher I'll hat you
discharged nit incompetence, shust sc
soon as gam" and he went off in a rage
neither turning around or stopping at the
registration cOunter.-San Francisco Post.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1886-09-25
She Pounded Her Sister.

young looking German woman was ar.
raigned in the Harlem Police Court to an
swer for assaulting her married sister.
What is your name?" asked his Honor.
Katharine Laveesa Schovkenheimen-
bOuser."
us that the whole Of it," asked his Hon.
or.
Yah. Das list, she replied.
why did you beat your sister, his
Honor asked.
"Chudge, gone by mutter und fater fun
leetle while in Iermany. | gooms back
und lind dot mein schuester vas maerridt
NIT q Chinese. Ach, das list elm grosser
Same. | vas maidt unit ticks her, said
Katharine.
but your sister says she is not married
at ALL"
Il believe HE nix like dot
"Chudge," said Katharine 5 sister, Il
vas maerridt NIT good iarman man.
He vas here. Some vone blays bricks init
Inein schuesster unit say | was maerridt init
dot Chinese.
DO you want TO punish her."
'Nein, Chudge, but she vas gracy maidt
last nigh"
Katharine. 90 home" said the Court
but don't touch your sister again"
"Ach, nein, ! not sboke again init dot
frau uf de Ghince,' said Katharine, and
with look OF supreme contempt for her
sister she almost ran from the court.-N.
Y. Evening Telegram.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1886-09-25
Jacob and the Goat.

Excited and perspirine freely, Jacob Botz-
man called upon JusticeWhitci in the Forty
seventh street court.
Well. sir, what can | do for you?" his
Honor asked.
You should kill dot coat" said the
German; 'uf you dom he poody soon kill
me-
What goat"
dot pilly coat by my house."
. "Why should kill him."
"IIe was gracy like a loonadic," said
Jacob 81 gooms downstairs dees morn
ing unit dat coat was skoeding rount der
yart, nit my wife's gat by der tail, like der
tuyfel, unit make him Ply der headt nit 1,
Club so he trops dat gat. lie chased me,
und, by jimmy, he pueks me pehint, und
vent down dot back sthoop OF my headt.
Now, / don't like dot nonsense fun a pilly-
goat
eco home and muzzle him." said tn,
Court.
"Mussle dot coat" exclaimed the Ger
man. 81 don't try dat for five huntret
toIlars."
We'll, that's all can do for You said
his Honor.
Dot settles il ;" said Jacob. Dot coat
hollis full handt, unit moot oud to lee
him have his fun. Hang pilly-coats alma
how" And, iamming his hand in his
pockets, he walked out disconsolately.-
New York Evening Telegrtm.