The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-05-20


however, in her social sphere, and with limited op
portunities of development, this is difficult, ana
She is compelled sometimes to resort to her mag
nation. Vain the effort to tell her anything she
does not already know, or startle her with ln1or-
nation. A few evenings ago she went 10 socla-
bic and as she entered the room one of the young
ladies' said: Good evening auntje: am very
glad you came We are going to have tableauX
this evening" Yes know l E nov repiH n
| suffered Is years with rheumatism in my feet
and could get no relief have taken bottle and
a half of your Athlophoros, and to my satisfaction
am entirely cured of that terrible complaint.
Mrs. Mary Lawton, Fall River, Mass
Iheard from an old New Highlander, who was
brought up with Daniel Webster and enjoyed his
friendship, story about the great statesman
first ascent Of Mt Washington. 1t was in the days
when the trip up the mountain meant tlresome
tramp, without the assistance OF rallroaas ana ana
returned to their starting point, some one ASKED
Mr.. Webster how he had enjoyed the trip: HIS
reply was: 81 wouldn't have missed II Tor S5,0oo,
but / wouldn't make the ascent again for S50,ooo"
NV physician said could not live. My liver out
OF order, frequently vomited greenish mucous
skin yellow small dry humors on face, stomach
would not retain food. Burdock Blood Bitters
cured me.
Mrs. ParYenu was AT a very exclusive, altar VI
Sixteenth street the other evening, and the nos
tess was asking about her daughter, whose
health has not been good. ....
ooh" said the lady, ''Mollie is not improving as
should like to have her. You see, the doctor
told me she ought to try calisthenics, and Eye
been to every drug store N tow put some an INF
bit anywhere; | sent to New YORK lor sohie' put
hain't heard from there yet"
The well known strengthening properties OF
IRON combined with other tonics and most per-
feet nervine, are found in Carter's Iron Pills,
which strengthen the nerves and body, and i'm
prove the blood and complexion.
A child on the eternal fitness of thinss-Sissy
came running to her aunt one day saying:
"Aunt Kate, Matte has swallowed button!
Seeing her terror, her aunt calmly replied;
isWelf, and what good will that do her?"
Mot any good, guess, unless she swallows
button-hole."
Prompt relief from sick headache, dizziness,
nausea. constipation, pain in the side, etc., guar
anteed to those using Carriers Little Liver Pills.
One pill Dose % cents.
A very absent-minded woman ..,.,,,. .,,,ou,,
Hell have just been TO Mrs. SnllthS luheIdl
with my Wife.
She-Which one?
He-Tve only got one, thank you
She-Oh, see. How is Mrs. Smith?
She-Oh. yes, Was she ill long?
He-Only week.
She-Was it serious?
Exit he.
SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liv-
er Oil with Hypcphosphites as a Rene
dufor Consumption. DR.. III. j. PRATT, Montel
10, Wisconsin, says; "After thorough test OF
over two years, voluntarily recommend Scotfs
Emulsion to those afflicted with consumption"
A specialized young damsel went recently to buy
some fitch fur at one of the large dry goods STORES
in Boston. The clerk laid two pieces on tne
counter, saying the price of one was 80 cents,
and the other was 81. The cheap one he assured
her was only an imitation and would become IN.
jured in the rain. She looked innocentiy up at
him and asked: 49,, /,
'What do the poor little imitation ftches do
when it rains?"
Invest your system with vigor by using during
tbe spring few bottles of Vegetine.
We read that at a recent party in China the
viceroy borrowed piano and had 1t played
nv a noted amateur of the classic WagnerlaD
school after dinner, as surprise for his guests
II was effective. Up to that time the Chinese
gnests had fattered themselves that then. own
Instruments were capable of making the worst
music in the world