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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23

If the populous and fertile region
known as Wyoming County, N. Y, is
not shortly transferred into Il howlinr
wilderness it will not be the fault MI
Samuel Wolcott, an cnterprising c1t1-
zen OF Arcade, who proposes to Start a
skunk ranch. The animals will no
Talseu on an extensive scale for their
hides, which bring a high price in the
market. MI. Wolcott has already OBJ
tanned n hundred breeders, and The
business is expected to prove very 70.
munerative. A skunkcry has at least
this advantage over Il chicken farm
that no one will, in all probability, at,
tempt to steal the skunks from the;r
perches at night. -Buta2o Euprcss
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23

French proof-readers in the Gov
ernment office are paid 5000 per week;
machine men, $1.75 to 1926 per day;
b~ookbinders and pressmen, $l.OO to
S1.25 per day, and type-foundcrs, 50. %
per week; laborers, SIG. % per month.
N. Y. Mail.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23

Not over one woman in one thous'
ana IN China can re d or write. a
.ilarfled man in that country can there
lofe leave in his inside coat-pocket
when ne hands the garment to his w!ls
10 sew on a button, a swcet-scente.u
note beginning, darling Bung-Luns,
and ending, "Your own Yingie, with
elly one chance in a thousand of belnS
found out.-N0yrlst02Dz Herald.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23
THE VIRGIL.

Tenderly she's keeping virgil
by the little bed;
Lovingly she smoothes the treSso0
Of that curly head.
And she sings in rhythmic measure
A sweet lullaby,
And she gazes on her darling,
Fearing it will die.
Softly now she rocks the cradle,
As a mother would;
Then she speaks in a low whisper
Words SO pure and good.
Oh, how tender her affection!
Oh, how deep and strongl
Other hearts grow tired of loving:
But she loves so long.
Now the tears fall faster, faster
From her eyes of blue,
For her bright, fond hopes have vanished
Like the morning dew.
Listen, then. oh. patient readcE
To this epilogue;
She was only keeping virgil
Ger her poodle dog!
Detroit Free Press.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23

There is only one linen mill now in
operation in the United States, and it is
making only the coarsest kinds of crash
toweling. 1t has been losing money fol
Chicago Times.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-23

-ohe lady in a Massachusetts tow
uoes i'oC admire ''crushed roses a.
uonhct was sent her from New lo!'
tn'ough the mail. Uncle Sam, as m'sn
" ~ expected, sat down on it hard, anu
" what o bonnet!-Boslou Journal
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-11-09

Surft Bismard BAT fiirsli9 cine regus
ldre Yanit an BET 8erliner S6rie ber'
b~orgerufen, unb 5tpar babur9. baB er
f9 benz betannten 6inanamanne Blei9s
rDoer gegeniiber miBbiaisenb ausipra9,
baB bas beuti6e &apitaI gu bel int
Muslanbe anselegt tpiirbe, unb bab man
auf Mittel itnner miiIe, bas 2apital i'm
2anbe gu bebalten. Sbatidde 1T, oab
ber beuti9e Gapitalif fein 8elb nit
8orliebe i'm Muslanbe anlegt unb apar
gu boben3inien, tuenn aud nit 3peitels
batter @i1erbeit. SAB bierin cine groBe
Gefabr fur 9eutf1lanb liegt, aartent'
lid I'M Sole GROCER internatlonoler Ners
tpidluugen, bas liegt auf Der QanD.
Wie bieIem uebelfanbe aber ab3ubelfen
1T, bas 1T f9mer ein5ufeben. gBnroe
bas I'M Muslanbe angelegte beutl9e
&apitaI iebt pl6bli6 mad 9euti9latto
auriidftr6mei1, bant ptirbe bic Sapttals
&ente in elmer bisber nod ni9t bagetoes
ienen Weiie finfen, Elm uulitaao, per
~alerbings tpieber benz fleiaen @etDdttss
mann l1ngemeia bienli@ unb t0roerlt~
fem miibte.
Die nadaerabe Iangmei!ig tperoenoe
bulgarii9e Trase febt nod genaM auf
bemfelber Glede, pie bot 5pel Wtot1a'
ten. NuBianb pirb INNER freher urb
Ste europdi5den @roBmd6te betra9tet
bef1e1 uuerb6rt fre9es 8ebabren nit
INNER glei9mitbigerer Miete. gtit
tuabrbaft berblffenber 9armloFgteit
aettel1 bic @uHen iiberaa in 8ulgarien
uub OH>N umelien Mufftdnbe unb Ters
fdp0tunge11 an, UNI bann binterber als
Nriebeusfifter unb Orbnungs Mpoftel
auftrete1 3l t6nner. Sc biimmer unb
breifer iie oies frepelbafte Spiel betrets
ben, befto sr6Bere Grfolge i9elnei1 tie
3u er3ielen.
Win man bic geiammte Sbdtigteit beg
ibriger europa in bret Worte au1atn'
menfaHen, 10 brau@t man rur gu fagen :
SIS riifet in3wii6en."
Gtmas r1ebr actibes unb pulfreroes
2eber tpirb tppbl nit benz 3uiammen'
treten bes Deuti9en &ei6stages in bie
bumpfe Bube Der europdii9en poltttl
fommen. @s muB fi9 bann berauss
felen, pb an cine balbtge frieblt9e
8eileguag Der bulgarii9en DiHeren5et
aaf oipIomatif1em Wege gu bemteu tt,
Dber ob man eine Whole-sale-S9lt1'
tuug Ser geiammten europdif9en Der:
midluugett NIT ben Wafen IN Der 9atIc
erit nit benz Mnbru9e beg nd9tter
6ribiabrs 3u ertparten bat.
Sn europa f9etnt man ben lsSteret
Sal fhr ben tpabrf9einli@erer ~
halten.
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Wm. SBhina 8 gobm.

unfere 0auptnabrung 1T mn6 bletbt
bas Gleif9, unb urt ioldes fr!f9 nno
gut au erlangen, fam man rn1m0glt9
einer auperldifgeren Marft finbeu, als
ben BON Wm. 96fing 6 Spbt, 9fo.
511 Mbe. 6. Sic 0errer baben Dem
@ei6mad ibrer &unben @e9nurtg ges
tragen unb in ibrem GtabliHement elre
falte 2uftmaf6ine erri9tet, tuel@e allet'
Mnforoerungen fir @rbaltung unb Gnts
fernung f9dbli6er Sn~grebien3en bes
Sleii9es entipri6t. Sic babe1 beftdn'
6ig in ibren @iebb6fen einen groBer
Norratb BON Maifbieb, aus tpelfem
nur bas Befte fiir tire &unben getpdbl1
piro. Wer reel bebient ietn mill. bel
beiu9e ben Marft So. 81
Mbenue 6. l,lOtlt
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Cages Wemtgfettett.
SnIamb.

Ser Ser. ct. Sampfer rManz
baitan" 1T am 1ormittag beg Z. Nos
bember an ber Suite BON Connecticut,
2 Mseiten bon Nem 9apen, gef9eitert
unb nit Manr unb Maus untergegans
gen. Gie nriahe bie5es entieBlt1en
unfanes 1T D6lig unbetannt unb mirb
es aud bleiben. @tirmii9es Wetter
berrf6te our 3eit bes u~nterganaes
ni1t Dor.
9ie Subildumsfeier Der 9arDarbz
uniDerfitdt in Bottom berlief in duBerit
gIansenber uno piirbiger Meife. prds
foenf gIebeIanb belt BEL benz Geitaft
cine Gebe, in .pel6er er auf bic bobe
Bebeutung ber acabemii6en 8ilbung In
einem 70 freieu 2anoe ME Nmerifa bins
mics, mo atpar ole Burger glei1 feten,
no aber oaber Die 0erantmortli9feii
Der @ebilbeten eine UNI 10 gr6Bere let,
ba fie bic beiIiee Pfi9t bdtteu, ibren
ginfIuB gum Woble Der Mlgemetnbeit
aeItenb au MAIDEN unb f9dbli9en @ina
fhRe1 entgesenaumirte1, tuel9e an bic
nieberften 0eibenf9aften bes 0pltes 5t
appeliren freben.
= Ser Strife In ben @btcagoer
@hla1t= unb p6telbduiern aimmt ell
men INNER acknowledgement gbarafter an.
Die 3abl Der @trifer mirb auf 49, big
10000 gef6dbt. Die Girma Mrmour
& So. beabf1tist, lire Gabriten big
auf Weiteres su f1IieBen unb biefelben
fpdter mad Ganfas gitp 5u berlegeu.
Sic gauge Worftaot .padingtomn" ftebt
unter ffarfer Beua@ung pinterton'f9er
pribatpoli3iffen.
MusIanb.
- 9ie Berliner rNor6b. Mag. 3tg."
fagt, baB bic friegerif9en &eben, bic
6err Sis3a unb Dr. Smolta in ben
6ferrei9if9 : ttugarii9en Delegationen
gebaltert baben, bic politif Deutf9s
lambs unb Oeiferrei9s Mot beeins
fiuBen tperbe. Sn Wien bemiibt man
fi9, bic Mirfung tener Heben ab3us
f9pd9e,1 unb ibren amtli9en @barafs
ter 3a beftreiten.
= Sic @uFen treiber es imnter tols
ler in 8ulgarien, tuo5u fe bur9 bic
apatbif9e 9altung Der mittelseuropdi,
f1en @roBmddte ni@t tpenig e~rtnuntert
tperben. Sn pbilippopel III maj einem
@omplott auf bic Spur gefommeu, on
beien Spite ber Solmetf9er bes rufi>
f6en 2oniulats febt-ein frlberer Nis
bilifenflbrer, wie lid ieBt berausfelt.
Sn 2iperpool tagte cine @onbens
tion Der irii6snatipnalen partei, Der
etma 500 Selegaten beipobnten, unter
ibnen bic Observation-Disclosures Big.
gar, S'gonnor, O'Brien u. ". &efDs
lutionea tpurben angenommen, in benen
man @labtone ben ber5li9ifen 9aut
fir ieine-menn aud erfolglofen-Bes
irebungea su @unfen Srlanbs aus=
9bram.
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G.. s.. W}IQer,

Weft : @ommercefrab e,
b6lt elm groBes unb febr geudbltes Soc
ger bon Sapeten, &ouleaur,
BiIberrabmen unb Sci en-,
unb ferner neben 3eidnenzM aterialier
aler Mrt, Garben unb Nnre L
def : so aterialien, %befonoers
6ammers fertig gemif9te
Garben, bic beifen unb biligiten i'm
Marfte, Die unter boiler Garaatte ner'
fauft tperben. Sen f t. unb g , e:
geigIas umb anbere in bieies Sad
f9lagenbe Mrtifel; tporin 9err Mtlilet
bas gr6Bte 2ager i'm Wefen bes Staa'
tes bat. Muftrdge aus benz SanDe tuers
ben PROMPT ausgefubrt.
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0iersteidbrtee Grfahrnns elmer
alien Wdrtertn.

W1rs. Winslows @ootbins Shrup wirb
BON elmer ter BEL ten DcftOrinnen unb ben
Wdrterinnen in ben Ser. Staaten pers
idrieten. Gr wurbe felt 40 Sahren BON
Miaionen, Don Waftern unb atnoern NIT
rte feblenbem @rfclse Sebraudt, fcwohl
BON benz 6 Gage alten Rinpe, wie bon er=
madienen 8inbern. @r beieitist Sdarfe
i'm Masen, befreit o BinotDlic unb res
sulirt Die @ebarme; er peridaft fur Sins
Der unb Mitter Nube uub WcAlbehaseu.
Wir siauben, baB Der Sprup bas bette
mnb fderlfe Mittet 1T segen Dpienterie
unb Diarrboe bel ainbern. sleidpiel Of
burd 3ahnen reruriadt Ober burd anbes
re rriaaen. Cine @ebraudsanmeiiuns
mirD ieber Tlaids beiseseten. u If
feins adt, wentl nidt bas SacRmile bon
Curtis u. Hertins auf Der Mubenieite Der
Ginpaduue enthalten If. Sn allen Mpo=
tbefen gu baben, bic 6lafde rs Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-11-09

Is .. Sobt u. Co., @bolefaIe unb @etaiI
Drussitsn bon @ome, ga, fast: Seit apei
Sa9ren fi9ren mir Or, aiass Ben Dissousr9,
unb ba5en ME 9eilmittel sebabt, bic f@ better
berfauften ober mebr 8efriebisuns setpdbrten.
Sic baben einise punberbare auren in %unierer
Staot beipirft, namentlid mebrere Gaae bon
tpirtli9er ausaebrnng iinO bnr9 ben @ebrau@
GINGER Glai9en bon Or. Sings Nep DISCOVERY
aebeilt %toorben, in 8erbinbuns nit electric
BITTER. Sir garantiren ~biefelben ftets.
Bum gerfauf bel u, Dretb.
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BUR Nptis fir @erfiderte.

8om l.. Mopember 1886 an werben
ale ,seuers8 erF6erungs policen nut
nod Gin3abIung Der prdmlen in cash
abgeliefert.
Sfannie 0.Ilorian, &.W .2ap & Co.,
%. 81. 8%onDnge, u. Wtone,
Smith & Co., Jran5 @ln1enoorf,
&c. ". Doung, Sbos. 5. Sraop i.
Mgenten.
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stbnt, mr. WaIerta.

Sos 8orbeugungsmittel 1T bic tpeits
befannte unb beri6mte fiibli6e Mr5nei:
6immpns 2tper Gegulator
rein pegetabilii9, ftdrfenb, abfabre1o
unb fdlteperbeHernb. @s wirft f9ltunts
ger inn Guriren aler Gormet mtalartz
fder Granfbeiten als @alounel ooer Gbis
min, Dbne Die t1a1tbeiltgen Golge1, nit
benea oer @ebrau1 Der I%eBtgenannten
Mittel perbunben tit. Mintm baber ben
&~egulator, Ct rpirb beine Geber, Mieren
.unb Ddrme In pbliger Orbnung bal
ten unb Du tpir1f ME cine experiment:
tale ReftatniB Beg Bortes Malaria be-
fDmfftet.
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site Der Wrete:

1881 @eipiune int Betraee BON $685., SEQ
W Anfrasen fit Msenten, fotpie @atep
fIr Clubs fonner nur In ber OfTce tn Mets
Orleans semadt tuerben. -
@ese naberer Musfunft f9reibe man oeutltd
BITE sanae MDrefe.
Dian idtde @elb burd Ycffai % o'
ten, @rpreB MDnep Srber, Stem Ocrf
Wediel auf Stem Srleans.
8riefe nit gurreneb nnberdnbert pet Grpreb
gDir aablen gYprebfofen.
W. u. Daupbin,
Stein Orleans, Ga.
Nan a~breiire resifrhte 8riefe mnb feae
o. s. Mtoneb Drbres ass auf bic Stem Orleana
MationaI 8anf, Stein Orleans, Ca.
@bmarb Mpore, M8ent,
221 Aeeauia Strabe, Gan Gntonio, Seraa
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Meue asaaren=! Mcne gsaaren!

WeMe Waaren! Wctte 2Sddreh1
& @inbereIIa@ @tDre,
gde 9~ouftonfraBe & Mpe. 8.
6err Baum bonn Cinderella 59ubs
fore bat Die 6fliden Mdrfte beim9t
unb einen iberrai6enb rei9baltigen
8orratb BON @1uben fit 9amer uno
Rinber, fopie fiir 9erren e%ingefauft.
Die Waaren finb boraigli6: oauerbaft
unb febr preispiirbig. Sebe Jamtlie
foIte es iiG aur 4ufgdbe MAIDEN, ibren
8ebarf an S9ub3eug I'M @inbez
reIIa Store gu faufen. Mlfo pers
geBt ni6t ben
Cinderella S9ubsStDr
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V6ptparapbien.

Sie reueite Mobe bon photographer
III bas i%osenannte Scroll pboto" in
@alapaps @alerie. Safelbe tpirb bonn
Brof. @ibion, friiber in Gbicago, argez
fertigt. Derielbe 1T bet bette &etou9e,1r,
Der ie in San Mntonio tpar. Alb Sfz
6pu1fou5fraBe.
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= ungembbnli@ fort 1T iebt bic
eurDpdif9e ginuanberuns hber Baltis
more auf ben bortbin fabrenben Dams
pfern bes Werbbeutihen 2lopb. So
lanbete tir3ler Der Dampfer uAmerita"
In Baltimore 1876 paNa9iere, meiit
ginuanberer; = bic gr6bte 3abl felt
la1gen Sabren.
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q d tMMa!

9. S. Tpe & Co., go. 2e6 Cont
MERGE 5trabe, perfaufen bic feiniten
6errnz unb Damen : MoDeuaarert, tos
tpie 51ube unb Gleiber gu ertaunli9
bilisen preiien. I'm gefdaigen geiu9
miro gebeten. q, 9,tum6M
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l1nabertreffi&e In3iebuns!
lleber eine balbestMiQion perlcoit.
2oui1iana State 2otterp 81

49,
Diefes Smtitut murbe TN Sabre 1858 fit,
g~raiebunas> unb Bobftbdtisfeits 8nede bon
Der Staatslesislatur fit ben 8eitramm bon
finfunbatpanaig Sabren seieslid tneorporiri
nit einem &apital bon $f,o0o,Ooo, gu peltem
fe ieitber einen @eferbefono bon $780, 600 bin
a~uaefiat bat. Durd Elm Neutrality-suspicious.
8otum tpmrben ibre &edte Elm She'll ber gesen.
~pdrtiaen Standardization, ansenommeu ON
2. December 1879.
Shre orosen 8iebmngen bon etnaeI.
men Mummern fnben monatlid fat.
MiemaIs pirb eine Siebung berf9oben. Man
Iefe ua@folsenoen @lan.
@rpBe n1rnatltAe 3tebung
in Der aeaDsmt Of Nsufe, Stem Orleans,
Dienitas ben 9. Mcpember 1886.
100000 Eidets gu S. iebes. Brud'
tbeile in 5anftel I'M 8erhdltniB.
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VIII befdeinisen bierourdy, bab mir ale Mn'
~orbnuuaen BEL BEN monatliden nnb balblabr>
li6em 3iebunsen Der 2ouiiana @taatslotterie
@ompasnie iiberp aden uno perfonl9 control,
liren. IS berri9t BEL ben 8iebunsen Gbrlt9tett
aegen Sebermann. Wit ermddtigen bic Gont'
pagnie, bieies Gertifieat fir ibre Inssisen gu
benuben.
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Die unteraeidneten 8anfen unb 8antiers
tperben aue @epinne in ber 2ouiiiana Staats.
aotterie, bic ibnen prafentirt tperben, ausaablem.
5. $. Oslesbn, Yrdi. Ga. Scat. 8anf.
s, Us. ailbretb, Yrdi. State Mat. Bant.
". galbuin, Brdi. q. 8. Scat. ganf.
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The Kings English.

The correct expression is "King's
English" we nowadays Transporting
this to Queens" because a woman
sits on the throne of England. Many
have ascribed it to q revision of the
Bible. ordered to be made by King
James. stating in confederation of the
theory the fact that many people OBJ
jected then, as they do to-day. to the
new version on the ground that it con.
tanned many errors, and referred to it
icontcmptuously us ''the Kings Eng.
lish." Subsequently, it is claimed, this
term came to be used in referring to all
abuses of the English language. can,
l think. show conclusivcly that this
theory is erroneous. James l. was
King from 1908 to 1925, but Elizabeth
was Queen from 1858 to 1903, vet we
find the term used by Shakespeare in his
''Mcrry Wives of Windsor" which was
written during the Elizabcthan period,
and, Of course, before James was Gle.
waited to the throne. In act /, scene 4,
of the play, have named occurs the
words: "Hcre will be an old abusing
of the Kings English" j
anu inclined to the belief that the OK.
preston had its origin right there in
shakspearc's day.-Bystander IN PA1a.
delphia NcWs.
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Labo,,cnere .Kissing.

London Truth.
What nonsense is being written
about kissingS One would really sup.
pose that it is a new discovery. Be
cause u few school girls and boys have
occasionally played at game Of
romps, and INDUCED in hunt.the-slip.
per, kiss-in-the.ring, and games Of tor
lett, We are asked to believe that or.
gies take place in Sunday schools wild.
or than at witches sabbaths. Kiss.
ing, allow me to inform these indig-
nant searchers after mares nests, ID
by no means novelty. 1t has been
practiced for many thousand years,
and, within proper limits, is q very
harmless amusement. It is q curious
thing that negroes in state of bar.
barism never kiss; and this, when ]
was q young man, was one Of the rea-
sons why I was glad that I had been
born white.
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Travel in Florida.

i was easy TO come to De Land, and
it had not occurred to us but that it
might be equally easy to leave it, when
once one had decided to go. 1t is true
that things IRE not managed here just
as they are in some other places. Not
long ago two gentlemen stopping at a
hotel near us had resolved upon leaving
here upon the early train which is cur
rcntly supposed to meet the early boat
going up the river. When they reach
ed the station they found the fireman
asleep. and the engineer know not
where. This drowsy officer was arous-
ed and persuaded to "gct up steam"
Now, this is not the operation of mo-
ment, and it was half an hour before the
engine was ready to start. When they
reached the landing the boat had been
and gone. Everybody save the
strangers was perfectly placid over this
circumstance. What if the boat had
gone? In the course of time another
would come up the river.
1t may be that Il like circumstance
will not SO readily occur now that there
is railroad to which one can flee in
such disappointment. When we had
set the time to depart, we remembered
this incident, and said we would make
sure. We chose the night boat, and the
train had started heretofore at O'Clock
in the afternoon. Tho station agent.
on being questioned, appeared surpris-
ed, and said he 'tll,ln't know what time
the train would start the next tlay.
P'r'aps we had better come down to-
morrow and scc.' This seemed mex
plicablc to us, but we had to make tho
best of the oracle. The next day we
went and inquired what time we should
come down in the afternoon, so that we
need not miss the connection with the
boat. The man looked up in Il startled
and dazcd way. and then remarked
that "hc did not know; he reckoned
about s."
"No," spoke up another man who
was present, elf you are here at 6, it
will be ample time;" then, making an
other calculation. "half-past 6 will co.
So we were, in n measure, left to
select our own time, and naturally we
selected it so early that We waited an
hour and half ut the station. The cars
| started z, and the boat had been wait
ing long time for us. This arrange
mcnt is inscrutable. We stop thinking
of it, with the conclusion that it is I'm.
necessary for us to understand every.
thing. and I challenge anybody to
fathom the mysteries of the complica-
tions here. Cor. MeW York Eccuing
| Post,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1886-04-23

Awoman in Florida claims to be tho
mother of forty-two children. 10 dis
interested party it would seem as though
she ought to know.
1t is said that nothing can prevent
Anna Dickinson from returning to the
stage. Another reason why kissing in
public should be declared unconstitu.
tional.
One by one the old landmarks are
passing away. Manistee, Mich, has
an orchestra that does not contain a
bald-headed man. 1t is composed of
young women.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1886-04-23

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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1886-04-23
The Newspaper.Man,

What 10 the use Of racking our brains
For something new and splendid to say
About the SNOW, or about the rain,
Or about the night and day
Politics, style, and crime, aud such
nations rise, or nations fall;
Whether little-or whether much,
When the newspaper man can say 1t ALI
The man so nervous, so slight, and thin,
With the sharp, bright eyes, and face 81
white,
And heeting smile, that your heart will win,
Whose word can fill you with keen delight
The man who is sparse in earthly gold,
But whose mind is q cleaning, endless store
OF gems that never were bought or sold
By dealers In precious ore.
So We'll wear our jewels, and frills Of lace,
And pose with grace at the play, or ball.
For why should thinking fret facc,
When the ncwspaper-man can think for ALI
There, In bis sanctum, dusty and dim,
With his wonderful boots, and his grimy
hands,
While time is dragging with visage grim,
lie wandcrs In minutes, thro' many lands.
And he gives us glimpse of the creeping Nile,
And maybe glance at Pcrsian-girl,
With dropping vail and dreamy smile,
And anklcts of gold and pearl
Or graceful curve, and he wielis bis pen
To the latest match Of the heavyweight;
Or the newspaper man II at 1t again,
And mentions our peoples degenerate state.
Then why should We bothcrs-A penny will
buy
1.-THE hearts best wine of the newspape,
man;
Why shouldn't We chatter, and simpcr, and
sigh,
And he stupidly-gay, In society's van4
And II the ncwspaper-man should drop,
Wen never mind, for another will rise
From the mystic-land where the wondrous
crop
Of poets and sages, materialize.
And mayhap, some time, when the roses
bloom,
Well thoughtfully gather dainty spray,
And carry 1t up to the den of gloom,
Where he thinks for us, day after day;
And hides the fact from our gloomy stare,
That our brains are such inaniinate things;
Who saves our souls from grim Despair,
When he bcholds bright Hope take wings.
Who paints Heaven that's not too dry,
And even his "hcll" isn't slow or drear;
For the newspaper-rnan can never lie
And his soul is unacquainted with fear.
Then drink health to our staff Of thought
To the beacon-light of our stumbling clan
That his life may bc with blessings fraught,
The uphill lot Of the newspaper-man.
Eugene Little, IN Goodays Daily Sun
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1886-04-23

10 he kissed her quiverlng lips. '.rf to
morrow Ia our first Red Letter Day,
darling, Il shall not be our last"
That was years ago, but the promise
held, even after tho fairy god-motl,c,
came to their home, to add her steadily
recurring birthdays to the illuminated
list.-Georgia a. Peck in Good House.