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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1886-06-30

It can be truthfully said of kerosene
and natural gas that they have done
much TO elevate the position of the
cook.-E Eat End Bulletin. "
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1886-06-30

President Cleveland has accepted
the honorary presidency OF the Ameri.
can exhibition to take place In London
in May 1887. g'Ho ,Fl3
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1886-06-30

( Old General Harney, Of Mexican war
fame, is being roasted in the courts bs.
cause he married q year or two ago
against the wishes Of his heirs.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1886-06-30

"Are you afraid Of scarlet fever among
your children, Mrs. VIZ" ''Oh, mo-"
replied Mrs. W., mot very. II ran
through my sisters family ,pi six child
rem and she only Lost tvo"--Nse York
Sun, sfI .fislq looa III t4sg
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-06-16
AYERS PILLS.

They stimulate the stomach, free the
bowels. healthfully invigorate the torpid
liver and kidneys, and by their cleansing,
healing and tonic properties, strengthen
and purify the whole system, and restore
it to a salutary and normal condition.
PREPARED BY
DR.. j. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass
Sold by all Druggists.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-06-16

s1-An Assay Office is connected with
the Bank under the su"ervisiOn OF Mr..
Charles A. Hofer, late Assistant Assaysr
of the United state Mint. Prompt and
reliable Bullion and Oore Assays Of
Gold, silver, Copper, Tin, Iron, Nickel,
Manganese, Cinnabar, &C., &c.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-06-16
Young 7ten.- Read This.

The VoLTAIC BELT &C., OF MarshaIi
Michigan, offer to md their celebrated
ELECTRO VoLTAIC BELT and other Ell.
EcTRIC APPLIANCES on trial for thirty
days, to men (young or old AFFLICTED
with nervous debility, loss Of vitality
and loss OF manhood, and all kindred
s~oub,es. Also for rheumatism, neur-
algia, pi vsis, an many other dls-
eases Com ete restoration TO health
vigor ana manhood guaranteed. No
risk is incurred as thirty days trial al
lowed. Write them at once for il-as-
rated pa-nphlet freo
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-06-16
MISCELLANEOUS
Bilious Disorders.

Among the warning symptoms Of Bilious
ness are Nausea, Dizziness, Headache,
Weakness, Fever. Dimness OF Vision'
Yellowness of Skin, Pains in the SIDE;
Tongue, Irregularity IN the action of the
Bowels. Vomiting, etc.
The Stomach suffers when the bowels
are constipated, and Indigestion or
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-06-16
Dyspepsia,

follows. Fetid Breath, Gastric Pains,
Headache, Acidity of the Stomach, Water,
brash. Nervousness, and Depression, are all
evidences of the presence OF TINS distress--
mo maladv. A Sure Relief for irregu-
larities of the Stomach and all consequent
diseases. will be found in the use OF
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
The Crowd was Disappointed.

Sunday afternoon q man suddenly
appeared at a third-story window in an
iunfurnished building on Grand River
street and seemed to begin prepara-
aiOIs to commit suicide by leaping to.
the pavement. A crowd of forty or
fifty people speedily gathered, in a half
circle below, and although all seemed
tosbe aware.of what was going on not
aWoice was raised to prevent the stran-
gar.carrying out his designs. He re-
moved his coat and looked down as If
Estimating the. distance. Then he re-
showed his vest and looked down again.
Some of the crowd asked each other in
lOwf tanes if his intention wa to Jump,
and were answered that there was no
doubt OF it. The man removed his
collar and tie after his vest, and then
epit,on his hands and took his position
square in the window. No one below
moved A5foot. There was half q min
sute az silence, during which everybody
mentally calculated on the exact spot
he would strike, and something like q
Ahaldder passed over the crowd, Then
gtAe unknsWn spit on his hands once
more raised them above his head, and
calm1y neN&arked:
friands. this ID to intern Y0M
stzAtal AhaA occupy this building NoY. I
Witha large and w6llSelected stock OF
aAtaples aad fancy groceries. / shall do
r. stretly oash business, md Il will 10
zxW6aYEAim tO--ss
But tbsl ast one lad turnsd the COR
,nsr.-Dsfsos FSss Frsss.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
The Toothpick Gives Self Possession

The Toothpick Gives Self Possession.
DO you see that wooden toothpickP"
asked an Elmiran the other day.
q. Eyes; it looks Xix a secondhand one.
What's the matter with itPn
LIT is second hand. I used it once
Before. The toothpick stood me in a
cool two hundred the other night.
How? Well. I held a pair OF deuces,
and bet $40 on a bluff. The next man
raised me, and I saw the raise and went
$40 more. The first thing I knew I
had 5000 in the pot, and l did not help
myself on the draw. I pulled that
toothpick out of my pocket and bet n
other 5000 as ! coolly picked my teeth.
My opponent looked at me a minute and
threw down a hand that had a pair of
kings in it. and I raked in the cash."
''Wel, how did the toothpick help
your"
''How? Great heavens, if I hadn't
had it to play with I would have had
nothing to do but sit and look my adj
versary in the face, and my looks would
have betrayed that I was blufing at a
glance. Say, didn't you ever notice the
habit some men have of having tooth
picks handy when they 60 on the wit
ness-standp It gives them self posses
sion. A man may call you a liar, and
if at the same time he shifts a tooth
pick nonchalahtly from n side Of his
mouth to the other, you al rely on his
meaning business and backing up his
assertion with ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS If
need be-"
According to the foregoing theory,
stoothpicks have been the of a
good deal of false swearing and wrong
doing. Why not prohibit their manu-
facture and sale, Messrs. Prohibitions
ists?-EImira Gazette.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
lis Switzerland Worth Seeing.

N. Albert Delpit, one of the pet
chroniquedrs of the Figaro, has been
on 4 visit to Switzerland, and has come
back with ar attack of spleen, which
vents on that county. There is just
enough truth in his structures to give
them %piquency. He failed to discover
the wonderful charms of Switzerland.
He says it is simply snobbishness that
makes tourists go into ecstacies about
them. OF course, he is aware that he
will be accused of sacrilege in attacking
the country Of William Tell, but that
will not prevent him from declaring
that Switzerland is greatly overrated-
that, In short, it is not only ridiculous,
but grotesque: not nrN ugly. but hide
Ous. Everything .here is conventional.
It's marvellous sights are composed of q
piece of green swarl, a torrent, half a
mountain, and a field of clover. He
q not understand why the Alps.
should be more f%requented than the
Pyrenees, where the air is purer, the
landscape more picturesque, and life
gayer. He complains that the papers
which are full OF the beauties of Swift
zerland, have seldom a word of praise
for the charms sof the Pyrenees. There
are other parts of France which tour
lists neglect simply because they are
nearer home. Scores of excursions
might'be named which for real beauty
and pleasure throw Switzerland in the
shade. N. Delpit could understand
Brighton or the Isle Of Wight becom-
ing the fashion among French tourists,
because France possesses nc seaside
places equal to them. But Switzer-
land. used up, extortionate methodical
Switzerland, he will not listen to, and
says if only a few of his brother-press-
men would join him they would soon
sicken the world of it.-PaM Mall Ga
zekfp sr
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Official returns from all the counties in
the state OF California with the semi-offi-
cial count in San Francisco, give Bartlett
Democracy a plurality for governorof $50,
eral, superintendent OF public instruction,
surveyor general and two justices OF the
supreme court. The Democrats elected
secretary Of state, controller, treasurer,
clerk of the supreme court and one justice
Of the supreme court. The Republicans
have elected four congressman and the
Democrats two. In the senate the Demo.
Gratis have a majority Of twelve, and in
the assembly the Republicans have a mu-
iority OF two. ~ ., g
Several business blocks at Joliet, ILL.,,
were burned. Loss, $66, 600; insurance,
$26,O OO. - -
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

The Yale Alumni Association of the
Northwest held it's annual reunion Thurs
day evening the 18th, at the West hotel,
Minneapolis. There were upward OF forty
OF the graduates Of Yale present, and the
occasion in every way enjoyable and
pleasant. The number would nave been con-
siderably larger, had it not been for the
snow storm, as fifteen or twenty Yale men
living att distance. who had signified their
intention OF participating in the business
and festivities of the occasion, found
themselves showed in at home when the
lime came for starting for Minneapolis.
The election OF officers resulted as follows:
President, Hon. Isaac Atwater; secretary
and treasurer, J. @. Pyle; executive com
mittee, w. H. Hinckle, G. NJ. Carpenter
and Harris Richardson.
Report ofthe assassination O fGen. Garcia
Cardenas at Zacatecas, Mex, is confirmed.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
A Good Mother.

The following is an extract from an
interview with an agent of Coles cir
5
TT must take brains to conduct such
an immense concern?" o..
1T does, and I'll tell you where the
brains come from. It has been truth
fully said that a successful business man
must have a good mother. w. w. Cole
is the wealthiest man in the show bust
ness. He is the sole owner of the colos-
sal shows bearing his name, and his
real estate in Chicago and st. Louis are
asource of large revenue. He is yet a
young man, but has already. made a
circuit of the world with his mammoth
enterprise, besides numerous seasons
in this country, and his mother has
been his able lieutenant in all his bus
mess affairs. and to her he ascribes his
financial success. She is his bank, and
q sound bank she is, too. Early in the
morning, as soon as the great show
reaches a place to exhibit, she enters
the ticket Office and keeps straight her
sons cash accounts. Leading circus
managers assert that for a clear knowl-
edge Of the minute affairs of the man
agement of %circuses she is surpassed by
no person in the world. A lady of
moderate demeanor, loved and respect
ed by all the company cannot fail to
have her influence felt by those who
surround her. Mrs. Cole was one of
the famous Cook family of England,
which name is one of the oldest in the
ring
.6'Mr. Cole, I suppose, relies largely
uyon his mothers advice ?"
Suppose nothing. You can rely on
il. Let me tell you a little incident.
When we were in Melbourne. Australia,
q big storm came mp, which threatened
the n Mrs. Cole promptly gave
her orders to have everything secured
carefully about the tent; she was as
cool as a cucumber. Our boss canvas
man was a great, big, burly, cross
grained chap, who was impressed with
the idea that he owned the establish
ment He was terribly excited over
the orders given by Mrs. Cole, land
sought out W. w. and made his griv-
ance known. my FRIEND said Mr..
Cole, calmly, it my mother orders you
to turn all the animals in the MENACE
ME loose, OF to cut down the center
pole, you do it at once. She neve
makes any mistakes The man never
shade any more complaints"
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
A Foolish and Stubborn Belief

In the efficacy Of certain remedies Of violent &C
tion, is the besetting foible of the i~gnorant.and
prejudiced. The indiscriminate use ofpurgatives
Is a very common phase of the fatuity of such
people. Aloes, podyphillin,' disguised in sugar
boating, castor oil, mercury, and other old fash
loned drugs, still hold their among this
class, and although the success Of Hostetter's
stomach Bitters sufficiently disproves the ne
eessity for violence in medication, the adherents
Of an exploded fallacy still persists in giving and
taking inordinate purgative doses. Dyspepsia,
constipation, liver complaint are as certainly
Ind thoroughly subdued by the Bitters, as they
Are invariably aggravated by an ndiscriminate
ase Of medicines, oficinal or proprietary, be-
0nging to the class which we have condemned.
Fever n ague, nervousness, rheumatism and
inactivity of the kidneys, yield to the Bitters.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
Educational Intelligence.

There was an examination of the
graduating class of the University Of
Texas.
IF one bushel OF wheat costs forty
cents how much will ten bushels Of
wheat costpg,.' asked 3 visitor.
There was an awkward pause.
We'll = said the visitor, .I'H ask
you another questioa. IF you 60 into
saloon and one whisky toddy costs,
fifteen cents how much will two costP'''
You get two for = qu~arter!' yelled
the graduating class II chorus.-Txrds
Hiitasnga
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
sHRivEN.

] Am-ccurted and honored by an.
My faults are most freely forgiven.
4 am sought out at german and ball,
How many fair hearts have / rivenl
4 ride out In q stylish coupe,
Though I'd think myself rich with a dollar,
And I've danced for full many a day,
In 9 borrowed dress-suit, shirt and collar.
But my conscience is clear, / may state,
For owing, 1t seems, is the fashion,
CThough / sometimes do rail against fate,
And sigh.for all human compassion.)
But who says that my morals are lax,
That my LIES one long impudent caper4
seal up my letters with wax? ,
y there not q gold crest on my papers
Nathan M. Levy, in Life.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Intead Of feeling tired and worn out, in.
stead of aches and pains, wouldn't you
rather feel fresh and strong? If you con-
tinue feeling miserable and good for moth
Ing you have only yourself to blame, for
Browns Iron Bitters will surely cure you.
iron and cinchona are it's principal ingredi-
.nts. It is a certain cure for dyspepsia,
Indigestion, malaria. weakness, kidney,
lung and heart affections. Try it it you
md experience it's remarkable curative
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
Railway traffic is greatly impeded
throughout Iowa and Nebraska.
CONSUMPTION.

Notwithstanding the great number who
yearly succumb to this terrible and fatal
disease, which is daily winding it's fatal
coils around thousands who are uncon-
scious OF its deadly presence, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery will cleanse
and purify the blood Of scrofulous impuri-
ties, and cure tubercular consumption
(Which is only scroiulous disease OF the
Iungs). Send ten cents in stamps and get
DR.. Pierce's complete treatise on consump-
tion and kindred affections, with numerous
testimonials OF cures. Address, Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
N. Y.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Being entirely vegetable, no particular
.are is required willie nsing Dr.. Pierce's
pleasant Purgative Pellets" They oper.
lte without disturbance to the constitu-
lion, diet, or occupation. For sick head
ache; constipation, impure blood, dizzi-
ness, sour quotations from the stomach,
bad taste in mouth, bilious attacks, pain
IN region Of kidneys. internal fever, bloated
ceiling about stomach, rush of blood to
head, take DIR. Pierce's Pellets" BY
druggists. 3D.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Meneman's Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only prepare
ton Of beef containing its ENTIRE N uTRITroUs PROP
ERTIEs. It contains b~lood.making, oroe,generating
tion. Dyspepsia, nervous preservation, and all for ms Of
general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions,
whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration,
overwork, or acute disease, particularly Il resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswELL. HAZARD Il
Co.. ProprietorS. New York. Sold by Druggists.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Architect Edmond Legendre, 40 Suffer
street, San Francisco, CAL. states that
having suffered for a long time with q
severe cough, and failing to obtain any
relief from doctors and the numerous prep
arations he took, he became alarmed.
Tried Red Star Cough Cure, and one bot
tie entirely cured him.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
TIE Drum1ner's Best.

When two pugilists step into the ring
what kind Of . musical composition
are they going TO PERFORM inquired
one travelling man Of another.
Give Il mp"
"A knock turn, was the reply.
And n02 they waste time trying to
sell to each othsf's customers ont az
spilA-AsrebGnt I5Srsyer.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers is
EASILY applied, and colors brown or black.
The prompt use of Ayers Cherry Pectoral
will often prevent serious lung troubles.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

will fill the heart OF every suffering woman
II she will only persist in the use OF DR..
Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription" It will
cure the most ex~cruciating periodical pains,
Inc relieve you OF all irregularities and give
healthy action. It will positively cure in
ternal Inflammation and liberation, mis-
placement and all kindred disorders. Price
reduced to one dollar. By druggists. I
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Mr.. Ed. p. Wells, Thetis P. O., Stevens
Co., Wash. Terr., was entirely cured of
rheumatism by the use of st. Jacobs Oil.
He says: II consider it q wonderful
remedy and will always speak a good word
for it, Sal. 4
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Lieut.. James 8. Petit, o. 8. A., wal at
tackled and shot in the streets of Leaven-
worth by a highwayman on the evening of
bis marriage. He lies in q critical con-
jition,
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
Otto Wolberg died at Saltwater. He
was an old citizen and well known.

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for consumption.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters stirs up the tor.
pid Liver to action, and knocks Dyspepsia
higher than a kite. All genuine bear the sig.
nature Of F. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
Can be Cured

Thousands who have been troubled with that ds.
agreeable dow from tho nose, offensive breath. pain
over and between the eyes ringing and bursting noises
In the ear. and other disagreeable symptoms Of CO.
tarrh, have been entirely cured by Hoods sarsaparila,
the best blood-purifying medicine. 1t expels every
taint of tmpuriE ~ from the blood, ~vitalizes and enziches
Il, and also improves the general health. II you suffer
from catarrh, try Hoods sarsaparlla.
7 have been troubled with cstarrh about . ycar.
causing great soreness Il the bronchiA tubes and tezri-
bio headache. ! saw the advertisement OF Hoods
sarsaparils a. . cure for catarrh, and after taking only
enc bottle I am much bsEer. Ny catarrk Il cured. my
khroat y entirely well, and my headache has al dir
appeared. r. GTBBoxs. Hamilton. Butler Co. o.
Hoods SarsapariA has h4lped mo more for catsrrh
and impure blood than anything slss ! over ussd.s 4
BAxEs syfAdnas, N.
Hoods ~SarsaparllIa
- y IN dnn4aawfShl d; sx fo~ e. Prspaasd eyC
E HOOD ! CO. Apothecazis4. Lowdn. No.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

At Fergus Falls the Union house was
destroyed by fire. Loss about 81, 600.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

The First Presbyterian church OF the
town of Lake, near Chicago, was burned.
Loss, $50, OOO.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Ninety-nine arrests for violations of the
Sunday law are made in La Crosse.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Snow and temperature fell pretty gener-
ally throughout the Northwest on the 18th.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
An Extraordinary Offer
To all Wanting Employment.

We want Live Energetic and Capable Agents in
every county in the I'm fled States and Canada, to sell
O patent article OF great merit, ON ITS MERITS. An
article having . large sale, paying over 100 per cent.
profit, having no competition, and on which tho agent
Is protected in the exclusive sale by q deed given for
each and every county he may secure from us. With
all these advantages to our agents and the fact that It
might not be necessary to make an EXTRAORDINARY
OFFER to secure good agents at once, but we have
concluded to make it to show, not only our confidence
In the merits Of our invention, but in its stability by
any agent that will handle it with energy. Our agents
now at work are making from $50 to $500 q month
clear and this fact makesit safe for us to make our
offer TO, all who are out of employment. Any agent
toclear at least 500 in this time, ABOVE ALL EXPENSES,
can return all goods unsold to us and we will refund the
money paid for them. Any agent or general agent who
would like ten or more counties and work them through
sub-aRents for ninety days and fail to clear at least
$3.50 ABOVE ALL EXPENSES, can return all unsold and
get their money back. No other employer of agents
ever dared to mako such offers, nor would we II we did
double the amount we guaranteed, and but two sales
. day would give a profit Of over SIPS a month, and
that one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day.
Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer fully,
and these we wish to send to every one out Of employ
ment who will send us three one cent stamps for post
age; Send at once and secure the agency in time for
the boom, and 60 to work ON the terms named In our
extraordinary offer. We would like to have the ad-
dress OF all the agents, sewing machine solicitors and
carpenters In the country, and ask any reader of this
paper who reads this offer, to send us at once the name
and address OF all such they know. Address at once,
or you will lose the best chance ever offered to those
out OF employment to make money.
RENNER MANUFACTURING Co..
ZIG Smithdeld st., Pittsbrrg, Pa.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

Mr.. Blaine writes a letter denying thai
he ever sneered at civil service reform.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
GA Perfect Flood Of sunshine"

The snow blockade continues in South
Dakota. = "r
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

The barges Dixon and Emerald founder
n Lake Michigan and seven lives are lost.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

FIvE dollars saved yearly in boots and shoes
by using Lyons Heel Stiffeners: cost only csc.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16

: - INC BOY VINO MuhcHos
Green apples all day, doesn't think what
a time he ID going to have all night. He will
have a sharp attack ofcolica about midnight,
and the whole family will be alarmed. II
mother has taken %precaution 10 lave a
bottle Of PERRY DAvIs's PAIN KILLER where
she car lay her hand on it. the trouble will
soon be over.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1886-12-16
The Boy Who Muuches

The Canadian budget shows q deficit OF
IS, SOC, 900. 49,.