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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1886-08-25
VISITING THE ASToRS.

How by q Ruse . Man OF Curiosity Got
Inside Their sanctum sanctorum.
know a man who desired to get an
audience with the present heads of the
Astor family. They are not easily ac-
cessiple for strangers. Every caller is
required to state his business to clerk,
who communicates with one of the
great millionaircs. if necessary, but
more than likely refers the matter to a
competent subordinate. But my friend
was bound to see the Astors, just to
crafty his curiosity, for he had no
business with them. Their offices are
in bank-like structure, in side street
close to Broadway. On one front door
is the name John Jacob Astor," and
on the other civilian w. Astor.' He
entered an interior that was fitted up
with high rails and enclosed desks, so
that the visitor had to make his appli-
cation to face that appeared behind
an aperture in q wired fence. Two
begging Sisters of Charity were being
politely, but firmly, rebuffed, and
several tenants were paying their
rents. To all inquirers for an Astor
the same answer was given-that
neither was to be seen. The curiosity
seeker comprehended that he would
fail unless he resorted to some winning
device. II have an appointment with
the old gentlemen" he said, drawing
his watch, after the manner of hur-
ried man; II suppose they are inp" II
will see," replied the clerk; ''shall l
take in your card?'' IF you please" +"
and the impostor produced one, "and
say to them that am Sorry to be five
minutes lat" nh
The ingenuity of the attack brought
victory. He was shown promptly into
the presence of the two Astors. They
were old-fashioned, gray of hair and
whiskers, and not in any way, remarka-
BILE to look at. The apartment was the
private Office of John Jacob Astor, but
William was there and seemingly dom
inant with his larger stature, fuller
face and more Emphatic manner. The
furniture was very heavy but plain, and
the place suggested the presidents s
room in a bank of modern pretenses.
William still held the card in his hand.
and was evidently trying to recall
the name as that of somebody who had
made an appointment. 12 't. a r.
'What Is it, sir? he said, inquir-
ingly." .,r, a,a 80,
II called to see whether itwould be
Of any use to make an offer for some
real estate that belongs to you. IRE.
sponded the caller, coolly. He knew
we'll enough that he was safe. because
the Astors, sell no proper under any
circumstances, Said William: sd
hardly think so. What piece had yor
in mindp" ''The Astor House. There
is project to buy that, and ''Quits
impracticable, No offer in any amoun
would be considered" But he hat
seen the Astors, all the same.-N Y
Cor. Albany Journal. f' oH p. 7''
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OBSTRUCTIVE BOMBS.
Tho Five wonderful Electric Torpedocs
Recently Built for the Government. Z

Tho Five Wonderful Electric Torpedoes
Recently Built for the Government. z
These torpedoes, which are all made
alike, are submarine vessels, consisting
of a cigar-shaped copper hull the tor
pedo proper-forty-five feet long and
about two feet in diameter at the widest
part, attached by upright steel stanch-
ions to copper float, which rises some
six inches above the surface of the water.
Placed fore and aft on the float are two
rods for showing signal flags, balls OF
lights. These rods are hinged at the
base with q spring-hinge, so as to as.
sumo an oblique or horizontal position
when meeting and moving under 90
obstruction and to recover their position
automatically when it is passed. Both
hull and float are protected from cables
ropes and other distractions by q sharp
steel blade, which runs from the bow Of
the hull to the top Of the float and from
the stern of the float to the stern
Of the hull, and is set at such an
angle as to make the torpedo dive under
or cut through any obstacle. The hull
or torpedo itself is made up in four
parts or sections united by lockjoints.
The bow section contains the explosive
charge, from $50 to 400 pounds OF dyna-
mite; the second compartment is filled
with cable, which connects the torpedo
with the shore and is paid out as the.
vessel proceeds ON its errand; the third
part contains the dynamo which sup
plies the power for propelling, guiding
and exploding the torpedo; in the stern
section are placed the steering appara-
tus and the shaft Of the screw propeller.
The operator from his station on shore
or ON ship-bOard can at will start, stop
or steer the dangerous craft and explode
the charge, which can also be arranged
to explode by contact if desired; and he
receives notice when the hull meets
with any obstruction. thus making sure
of the proper moment for explosion.
The torpedo weighs all told from 5000
to 5000 pounds according. to the dis
tance to be overcome, but no single
part or section weighs more than 800
pounds. Fifteen minutes is all the time
required to take it apart or put it to-
gether again. It will run ten minutes
at the rate Of ten and one-half miles an
hour and it is claimed that it can de-
molish any man-of-war afioat. The
torpedoes cost the Government it is
said. 5000 apiece. Representatives of
the English, French. Turkish and Jap
anese Governments have been inspect
ing them with view to ordering some
made for themselves Y. Star.
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Some dyspeptio growlsr says: ITO
know all about the ogies, omenies. the
ifoos. the tics and the mistics; but
nothing about the ings, such as sew
ing, darning, washing, baking and
making pudding" ia- aa! moTT a7aloy
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The clever wife Of professor in d
Western college once wrote as follows
In one of those confession books where
people put down their opinions ON all
sorts of subjects, in answer to the
question: "What is your idea of hero
inep" can educated American woman
who does her own housework.' y ,. IIrY
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BELLIGERENT EDITORS.
Aurat Halstead Offers John r. Mo-
Lean Satisfaction on the Field
Of Honor, Which He
- Promptly Declined.

Roger A.. Pryor, the Noted Duelist Of the
South, Acts for Mclean, and Colonel VIC.
Terrell for Halstcad--Mcl.ean Disclnims
AL Responsibility for the Onense Charged
IT. q. Campbell Assumes the Authorship
Of the Offensive Article.
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-"For what do we studyP" asked
the schoolteacher, as the class stood
before him. There was a silence, for
most boys can't see any use in study
ing, anyhow. Then the editors little
boy, who was one of the class, recol-
lecting the motto at the head of his
fathers paper, raised his hand and
shouted: II know. We study to
please. Chicago Tribune. add
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td Cellars are usually damp because
the walls are cooler than the air, which
causes condensation of moisture. To
prevent this condensation of moisture
It is recommended that the windows
and doors of the cellars be clossd
during the day and opened at nigh& -
llbGnu Jeurpdl.
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Gentleman (holding a revolver In
his hand addresses q trembling burg
lar)--"What do you wantp' d Burglar
(taking 10 the situation)-"Tims to
get out"
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"A thunder shower passed over San
Francisco recently. Such thing was
never heard Of before. The storm was
Q fugitive, driven inland from the ocean.
-Alt0 Californian. sou 1a Fri e
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integrity Of his character are we'll known to
the people Of Ohio, and we rejoice that the
Republican Senate Of the United States re-
fused to become the medium through which
the bafiied and malicious Republican poll
Z ticians sought to- injure the fair fame of .
man whose life 10 honorably interviewer with
the history Of the State tor more than half .
"The prosperity of country must necess-
arily depend largely upon the harmonious re-
i;is%sa: :s ali differences Sss~een these s great
MAKING rHs HoMINArIoxs.
When every thing had thus been cleared
for nominations. q: 8. barrow named Henry
named WiIlisn s 5sil; ef Ohio; Jaase Norsls
doins the same duty 70. John ' McBrids sriss
for Secretary q State; The mrs! bal
tion refused to allow further time. When
ths aS yss yats ss
fsGlesi Ss isSMs III 4pSsSorp xSHHs saPffSls ana Rlsom
There being no choice, the roll OF counties
ran SECOND BALLOT.
The Mcbride men cried out "McBridel"
and tried to start Q boom. The Secretary
proceeded with the cal Of counties on the
Bride. When Hamilton was reached another
delay OF short duration was suffered, The
Chairman announced the vote as follows:
Total number Of votes cast, sel; necessary to
her vote, casting It solid for Mcbride. Lucas
changed to fourteen for Mcbride. Warren
changed hers 70 hve votes for MoBride. Ham
TUm CoSsn arose and ssid Z the lie stssemsns "a was
made without authority OF the Hamilton
County delegation; Everybody got on
that the Hamilton County delegation could
not change their vote. Cuyahogn mon could
not ret to their feet fast onough to change TO
Sad itatad ths vote = % for 1oDr.de and 10
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The totals Of cattle, hogs and sheep
in this country are wonderfully close to
each other, being in round numbers re-
spectively $4,000, 900, 100000 and
4S, 900, 900. Field and Farm.
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-Over two hundred varieties Of pota-
toes were raised on the farm Of a Con.
necticut man this year.-Heryord P0st.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
Sharp, Short and Sunny.

No one shall cross a river on the
Sabbath but authorized clergymen?
The plenisphone, an instrument that
unites the tones of violin, viola, cello
and double bass is a recent invention
of a Buffalo musician
1t is strongly suspected that the sea
captain who recently saw a sea serpent
through his glass;" first swallowed
the contents of his glass.
A Nebraska farmer says that acres
and acres of corn are growing this wear
without ears. It is probably tired of
hearing about low prices.
Sixty elected tenants of the estate of
Marquis Ely, at Wexford, Ireland.
marched with band of music to the
wOrkhOuse rather than starve.
Read ON her standard, always in the var.
truth -the one word that makes slave a man
Think whose the hands that fed her altar fires,
iHeh count lhe 'iet' He our scholar Sires,
-IiolmcS.
St. Jacobs OH Is pronounced a
most extraordinary cure for rheulna-
tism by Hon. James Harlan. ex-Vice
Chancellor, Louisville, Ky.
Muskrats damage the Erie Canal
$4,000 worth every year, and yet a
bonus OF 10 cents per capita would put
$4,000 boys to work and they would
exterminate the pests.
When handling a gun always con-
slider it loaded, no matter what Won
may be told by somebody who didn't
know 1t was loaded" By this means
you may save yourself much trouble.
1t cost a New York truck driver $40
Tor 50 carelessly and negligently driv-
ing as to splash a lady's dress with
mud and so ruin it. It will surprise
truck drivers to learn that pedestrians
have rights.
One OF the'most gratifying of recent
announcements IS that weekly maga-
zlne IS to be started in England in sup.
port OF the proposition that that the
sun real y moves around it as it ap-
pears to do.
All the cannon foundries of Europe
are Overrun with orders and working
day and night. While they make Guns
abroad, we make plows and work to
raise the food that must support the
luxury Of war. wy
The most desperate Anarchist we
nave yet heard Of is the Milwaukee
specimen VINO jumped into a river in
order TO escape. An Anarchists pretty
nard pressed when he makes so
intimate an acquaintance with water
Henry Hergh has notified Lewis r
COOK that the proposed attempt to have
the horse BlOndin walk a tiobt r6ne
over Niagara Falls is contrary to tbe
laws governing cruelty to animals
ana that if the attempt is made he will
lay himself liable to be arrested and
prosecuted. anu
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
Manners for Boys.

Poor fellows How they get hec-
tored and seolded and snubbed, and
how continual the rubbing and pol
ishing and drilling, which every mem
Der of the family feels at liberty to ad-
minister!
No wonder their opposition is aroused
and they begin to feel that every
mans hand is against them, when
after all if they were only in a very
quiet way, informed of what was eX-
pected of them, and their manliness
appealed to they would readily enough
fall into line.
So thought Annie NJ, as she pointed
ont the following rules for a little 12-
year-old nephew, "who was the light
of her eyes if not always the Joy OF
her heart, for though a gOod-natured,
amiable boy in the main, he would
offend against the prOprieties " fire.
queutly.
First come manners for the street
Hat lifted in saying gOOd-by" OF
how do you do"
Hat lifted whom offering a seat in
a car or in acknowledging favor.
Keep step with any one you walk
with.
Always precede lady upstairs and
ask her if you may precede her in
passing through a crowd or public
place.
Hat off the moment you pass street
door and when you step into a private
hall or Office.
In the parlOr stand until every lady
-, h, - roofoI O1 4 ! l.
Rise if lady comes in after you are
seated and stand till she takes a seat
Look people straight in the face
when speaking or being spoken 10.
Let ladies pass through a door first
standing aside for them.
In the dining-room take your seal
after ladies and elders.
Never play with knife, fork ol
spoon.
Do not take your napkin in a buncl
in your hand
Eat as fast or as slow as others, anC
finish the course when they do.
Rise when ladies leave the room
and stand till they are out
If all 60 out together, gentlemen
stand by the door till ladies pass.
Special rules for the mouth are thai
all noise in eating and smacking Of the
lips should be avoided
Cover the mouth with hand or nap
kin when you are obliged to remove
anything from it.
Use your handkerchief unobtrusively
always.
Do not look toward bedroom
when passing
Always knock at any private room
door.
These rules are imperative. There
are many other little points which add
to the grace of a gentleman, but tC
break any of these is almost unpar,
donable
Did you make up all these rules
auntie ?n said Roy, as a copy, neatly
printed by typewriter, was placed
in hands.
Make them up? No. These ar,
just the common rules of society tha
every gentleman observes" ."
Perhaps there are some other boy
who will like to cut out these rule!
and read them over now and then
keeping or getting some good friend tt
keep record of their success or short
comings in their observance, always
remembering that the mothers, sister
and aunties are the ladies " to whom
these attentions should be shown, anC
not merely to the invited guest anC
stranger.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MORNING STAR LODGE. No. 6. !. o. 0. F.--Meets
every Friday evening at ~ o'clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No. 2, ]. o. D. F.-Meets
second and Fourth Tuesday evenings Uf each
month, at IA O'clock.
HARMONY LoDGE, No 1S a. F. A. M-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month
at7% O'Clock.
SMYRNA LODGE No. 5, /. O. q. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening. at O'Clock
SMYRNA CONCLAvE. No. As. ORDER or HEPTASoPiIs
Meets first Wednesday evening Of every
month
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01

HJ-EXpress train leaving Harrington ut 759
Il. m. and arriving at 537 p M ui9s through
solid 10 and from Baltimore, ril P0rters ana
Newark.
NEW GORK,IIEILADELPHiA IL NORFuLK RA!LRoAD
ENPRESs-Le0ve Philadelphia II. p. Iu daily
Baltimore 500 ?. m, Wilmington 20 j.. NJ daily
stopping at Dover and Delmar regularly and at
New Castle, MiddletOwn, Clayton Harrington
and SeafOrd to leave passengers from Whining
ton ana points North or take on passengers for
points south of Delmar
The lilo 2. H. train also stops at Laurel to leave
passengers from Wilmington or points North
NOth-JOutd trains leave Delmar lis d. m daily,
Dover $50 a. m. regularly arriving al Winning
ton 355 a. NJ. Baltimore 6 10 a. n and Fhlledel-
| phia i.jl q m
The ll5 a. II. train also stops al Sea.ord
Harrington Clayton and MiddlgtoWn 10 laaye
passengers from points South of Delmar or IN ke
NcU Castle Accommodation IrdiAS-Leave vii.
mington 500 a. m. and2 so p m. Leave New Castle
| $40 a. m. and 3.3j p. m
| DELAWARE, MARYLAND ~ VIRGINIA Branch
| IRAINs.-Leave Harrington for LCwes and Rel o.
| both HOP a m, $40 and s45 p. m returning
/ leave RehObOth $50 $50 a IN. and 2SO 7, m
| For Franklin and way stations % a. m Re.
/ turning, trains leave Lewes for Harrington IS
/ $40 a. m, and 2.45 p. N. Leave Franklin 655u m
| CONNECTIoSs.-At Porter. with Newark d Della.
| ware City Railroad. At Townsend with O1een
| Anne SN Kent Railroad. AtClaytOn with Delaware
| Il chesapeake Railroad and Baltimore IL Della ware
\ Bay Railroad At Harrington. with Delaware
| Maryland X Virginia Railroad. AtSeaford with
| Cambridge e Seaford Railroad. At Delmar with
| New York, Philadelphia II Norfolk WicOmiaO a
! PocOmOker and Peninsula Railroad.
| CHAS. Z. PUGIT, General Manager
| }. K WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
Special Bargains.

To our friends on the
Peninsula we have many
good Bargains to offer you
this Spring-gOOds purchas-
ed before all this labor eX-
citement come up, and be-
fore the advance in wOOlen
stock. One Of our greatest
points is the manner in
which our goods are made.
1t will not fit like a
MOTHER HUBBARD gown on a
lean old maid, sort of catch
at the shoulders and puck
er up under the arms, or
bag in the back. 1t will
not do this we say. One of
our garments-any one
goes straight to the body
touches you everywhere, but
does not draw you try it on
and imagine you have struck
and old friend.
The fact that Won arc q
hard working mechanic or
an industrious farmer, is no
reason why you should not
wear neat fitting clothing.
The price toO-need not be
in the way. One Of our $40
Suits will fit you Just as well
as one you would pay a
Merchant Tailor $40 for.
Come in and examine
our Working Pants, at 81,
$50 and S2.
We also have a full line
OfSeersucker Coats and Vests
Sl.25. Sl.50, Sl.75, $500,
and a good Office Coat for
ID cents.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
GBe Smgrua Times,
SN2Yr'na, Del.,
Wednesday Afternoon, Sept. l, 1886.
CHuRcH SERVICES.

AsBURY METHODIST EPisCOPAb.-Sunday-P Preach.
ing at 1917 A. N. AID Pm Sunday school
9A.M. and2P.M Prayer Meeting-Thursdays at
71&P. N. Rev. J. B. Quigg, Pastor.
ST. PETERS PROTESTANT EPIsCOPAL.-Sunday-
Preaching at 1917 AN. and ~ P N. Holy Days
81 a. n. sunday School, P. NJ. Prayer
Meeting, Wednesdays, at ~ P. NJ. Rev VIM.
B. Gordon, Rector.
PRESBYTERIAN -Sunday-Preaching at lOzz A. NJ.
and IA P NJ. Sunday School, P, NJ Prayer
Meetilg-FridGys al ~ P. NJ. Rev. J. 1.
Umsted, Pastor.
ST. PoIYCARP CATHOLIC CHURCH.-Msss on First
and Third Sundays at 7.30 A. NJ and on the
Second and Fourth Sundays, at 1880 A. N.
Catechisn Glasses taught every sunday aiter
Mass. Rev. Dennis j. Flynn, Pastor.
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL (COlored).-
Sunday-Preaching at II A. N. and ~ P y.
Sunday School, P N. Rev. I. NJ. Hubbard,
Pastor.
A. NJ E. misunderstanding at l0Z
A. ~ and ~ p. NJ. sunday SchOol-213 P NJ.
Rev. J. W. Norris, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
NE0nV

Wua1as Of the good thing of this life
A'A OOACY are sorrowfully let alone on
account Of Dyspepsia Acker's Dyspepsia
Tablets will cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion
and Constipation; sold on positive guar
antee at 25 and 50 cents, by James P. Hof-
fecker, Druggist.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01

He that provides for this life, but
takes no care for eternity, is wise for a
moment, but a fool forever, and acts as
untOwardly and GROSSLY to the reason
of things as can be imagined
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
An End . Bone sornninn

Fd,sor5 eF-.sI- ~ 1oA1e Scfap1ng.
Having received 50 much bene6f rror, r,, i1ys fi
mSni1 ieel my duty TO let suffering IN.
nv ies, Aiew g,o u Have had running sore on
e.,uia nave % have the bone scraoed ~ ~ ~ ~.
~ N y used, instead, three bottles of Else.
saixn a,.5 anu seven boxes Of Bucklen's Arnica
ftt RiIter. ies = now sound and welip Elec.
fR'gkle.., -ie sold az hity cents a bottle and
f~e. 4 a sinea Salve al Is cents Der bSx ~
s-'''ss Z hoHeeser smyrna. Del QUA os
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01

GOosO the Children. They are es-
OOOOC pecially liable to sudden Colds,
Coughs, Group, Whooping Cough, etc
We guarantee Ackers English Remedy
positive cure. 1t saves hours of anxious
watching. Sold by James p Hofecker,
Druggist
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
POSITIVE PROBES.

II IN other advertisements we have said that the
t"SSt1H Rheumatism Cure was q specific for
hneumatlsm, and all its attendant aches ana
pains. These are simply Plain Facts, we noy-
present some Positive Proofs
, SOuld one ask anything more tOthe poiutth
, el.s tlofn f Nll-s - EMANUEL, prominent mer.
Olans Ol bloOkheld, Mo-, who writes Feb 26's6
Whon In Europe, two years ago. tried nara ~
Duy the receipt Of this very renedv siso ~ ~ " y
LAspDoll 20 get II Tor me at almost any urce ilnt
BSltller y us succeeded. l. myself Suffered with
i,rs bt - Avt yetrs and spent hundreds Of dol
tfled THIS Since then fover two veais S,,, ~ -
Hos nt sgIie the least know Ii Is 9ocd thing
f5r VI, vs ~ , lhs wildnre. Now want the agency
,,yIi Here Is another from nearer home. Mr. 7 d
" " ~ ~ u d leadlng business man of BloOmsh1ro
~. uls grandfather, over ~ wears old bee beeP2
aagreat sufferer from rheumatism. Nov S4 1Ss5
Mr.. WHITE writes Us: - i00''
% have read your circular. The country IA 40 fnn
~ galent nnmDugs 1T hard 10 make reoa iss
el{ remedy has merit until IL IA tried Nv eyrs,5
fesusf y sqcl sufferer that lac would gladly give
enre w 1,t aqys ystter ten times your price fora
,-s,, ~ ~ va yWay. because he don't think
~ Aouee Would keep anything without meritn
~. -, ne says: g My grandfather nronounces
fIs Husslah hheulnatiEm Cure 6rst class succeed
= Ho' renewed one day only, but altogether.I
M you you doubt either Of these statements. write
SIle pAftles; they'll gladly answer anv inouirs,
yur space does not permit further fesfirao1,y'
y nave plenty Of il, however. II makes n1iife
hstie Oook. We send it free 70 an who ilSsir
As,yet 2 g not 10 be found at the storea bn. -.
he ahiaisnp ~ r sne2sns the price aud addressing
PFAELZER eros, & CO
otJ-sSl mnFllet Street, PhIlndeIpbIa.
rttCc DsoOs II 'si rssstersd 1s aaeito1aL I6e hoS
'NA bOA DOES THE BUSINESS.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
PHILADELPHIA Wilmington I Baltimore Railroad,
DELAWARE DIVISION.

On and after July l1th 1870 Sundays ex-
ceptedJ trains viii leave a. follows
SORTHyAPD
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
EXHAUSTED VITALITY.

nnT IN fields arc scarce, but those who write 70
H stinson 1 Co, Portland Maine, will receive
IT'LL Tree, full information about work which
uIIII they can DO and live at home, that win pay
~ - LII them from Is 70 S25 per day. Some have
earned oyer $50 in day Either sex young old Capital
not required You started free Those who once
are absolutely sure Of snug little fortunea All new.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
ELY'S
CREAM BALM
trftS TecOutHlcllotc(
to He far
HAY FEVER.

/ hGre TuHjld IL n
sp5rfc for that
drea|f dlSca>e.
For ten VcarS /
harc b.fu a gteat
Sa6srcr. Creau,
BaiHt IS the ullta
Prerclltirr I hare
ercr .jouDi r b.
IiH&trpfN. uJ +.
b .liHS~orthECd. .
Publishers. Hdinl
A particle is appli
agreeable. Price 30
registered. 10 cts {
Druggists. Owego, n.
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01
CATARRH

nfSPEPSIA.-ItsN Nature, Cause Prevention and
- Cure. By JOHN II. MCALyIN, Lowell Mass
II years Tax Collector. Sent frte TO any address
Smyrna times., 1886-09-01

l saw you carrying home a couple of
nice-looking watermelons last night,
Brown. How much did they cost
you?"
Brown don't know yet. The
doctor is UP at the house now.-Life.