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A Review at Aldershot, Eng.

| .i
From the Brooklyn Union.
A member of one of the Brooklyn
regiments sends the following from
! London, where he is spending a few
weeks
When ! saw you at the armory just
before leaving for this part OF the
world, l told you I would endeavor
to send something about the troops
regulars or volunteers might see
here. Ihave not witnessed a drill of
the volunteers, but saw the great re-
view and sham battle OF the regulars
at Aldershot on July 2. the review
took place before the queen and a dis
tinguished party, comprising several
members OF the royal family, Indian
princes, mobiles, etc. There was q
large enclosure for the queen and at
tendents. Myself and two other Amer
leans and an Englishman occupied
a carriage about 2Oyards to the right
of the enclosure, but quite close
enough to get good view Of the queen.
led by the Prince Of Wales, the Duke Of
Cambridge and the Duke ofTeck. The
Prince OF Wales was in the uniform of
colonel OF the 10th Hussars. He
looked splendidly and rode magnif-
cent horse. Over his saddle was
thrown leopard's skin. also saw
the Duke OF Connaught, Lord Napier
OF Magdala, Lord William Seymour,
Lord Wolseley, Sir Archibald Alison,
Sir Drury-Lowe and other soldiers of
distinction. When the queen APP
peared upon the field she was hearth
ly cheered. AS near as could ascer-
tain there were about Ia, 500 officers
| and men on parade; 2,4OO horses, and
60 guns.
The queen received the royal salute
with a slight acknowledgement by in
Ginning her head forward. As the
troops presented arms the massed
bands played "God Save the Qneen. -
People shouted, men threw their hats
| lEto the air, and ladies clapped their
hands and waved their handkerchiefs.
The salute over, the queen went to
the right OF the line aud then passed
along the front. She was seated in a
carriage drawn by four cream colored
horses, and there were three other
carriages, each drawn by four horses,
and finally q magni6cently mounted
staff. The band OF each brigade play
ed as the queen went past. Theparty
having returned to the saluting point
/ "a flagstaff with the royal standard
| floating from 1.-THE march past COM
menced. never before saw anything
SO imposing. The batteries went past
like a wall. The cavalry looked SUI.
perb. ! was more pleased with The
light brigade than with the heavy bri-
gade, although the first Life Guards
were in the latter. The leading regi-
ment of the light brigade was the 5th
Lancers-a splendid body Of men and
horses. As the 10th hussars, headed
by the Prince OF Wales, came up, the
cheering was tremendous. In this SUI
perb regiment the eldest son OF the
Prince OF Wales is an officer. The
prince saluted his mother in good style
and then turned out and took post by
the queens side and she frequently
spoke to him, apparently asking ques-
tions about the different regiments.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-03
ment OF an analytical chemist and q

ment OF an analytical chemist and q
microscopic at salaries OF 50, 500 per
annum each to inspect substances
mad, in the imitation or semblance
OF butter. III found to be of a delete
rions nature such substances are to
be forfeited to the United States. De-
facement OF stamps, marks or brands
upon packages containing oleomarga-
rineis punishable by a nenot less than
Sl00 or more than $4,000 and by
imprisonment for not less than thirty
days or more than six months. Oleo-
margarine may be exported without
payment OF tax or the aflixing OF
stamps, under regulations to be pre-
scribed by the commissioner of inter-
nal revenue, End approved by the
secretary OF the treasury. But the
packages containing such oleomarca-
rine must be branded in plain Roman
letters not less than one half inch
square.
Any manufacturer OF oleomargarine
who shall detraud or attempt to de-
fraud the United States OF the tax due
from him is to forfeit his factory and
all apparatus and material found on
the premises and be subject 90 a fine
of not less than $500 or more than
$4,000 and imprisoned for not less
than six mouths or more than three
years. Any manufacturer Of or deal
er in oleomargarine who shall violate
this law in any respect not specifically
mentioned is liable To apenaIty OF ST.
600 and forfeiture OF all the olomar-
garine owned by him. Article 2l pro-
vides:
SEC 21. That this net shall 20 into
effect on the nineteenth day after it's pas.
sage; and AL wooden packages containing
ten ormore pounds electromagnetic OF found
on the premises OF any dealer on or after
the nineteenth day succeeding the date OF
the passage OF this act shall be deemed to
be taxable under section s OF this act, and
shall be taxed, and shall have affixed
thereto the stamps, marks ana brands
required by this act or by regulations made
pursuant to this act; and for the purpose
OF securing the atiixing OF the stamps,
marks and brands required by this act the
oleomargarine shall be regarded as having
been manufactured and sold, or removed
from the manufactory for consumption or
use. on and after the day this act takes
effect and such stock on hand at the time
OF the taking effect OF this act may bo
stamped. marked and branded under spe.
cial regulations OF the commissioner OF in
ternal revenue, approved by the secretary
OF the treasury; and the commissioner OF
internal revenue may authorize the holder
of such packages to mark and brand tho
same and to attiX thereto the proper tax
paid stamps.
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He's stin Rather Cool.

"My marriage was very romantic
one, said Chicago gentleman at the
Palace, who is on his bridal tour.
1.-THE lady's former husband was an
intimate friend of mine. He was a
good fellow, but he didn't use her we'll.
Although a gentleman in most re.
spects he was SO unfortunate as to
have the drinking habit, and occasion.
ally while in liquor he raised the deuce
in the domestic circle. Both he and
the lady were accusto oned to como to
me for advice after these affairs. Get
q divorce said / at last. Agreed,
says they and shook hands on it. In
accordance with the usage OF the best
Chicago society, they separated pend.
ing the result of the legal proceedings.
I visited the lady in her retirement
several times. Frank says the
husband to me, don't you think
you'd better not call on Lizzie while
this divorce business is in progress?'
why, Bob, said I, what the mischief
have you to do with the matter?' i
don't like it., says he. But said /,
as she's getting a divorce from YOU,
and you are consenting, what differ.
SAASS Seebb ~ 1htSNN w j oA WIZ SiLtl0 VII
herr, Frank" says he, looking me
straight in the eye, do you mean to
marry I.izzie?' Well, Bob,' said /,
the idea never occurred to me before,
but now ths.t you suggest it, l don't
know but what will. Do you think
she'll be likely to favor the idea her
selfs' 'I'm blessed continued thu
Chicago man, ''if the fellow didn,,
begin to fight the divorce from thai
minute. We downed him, OF course
bat he's still cool, and even refused re
attend the wedding. However, whea
we get home my wife will manage te
smooth him down. She knows hi
ways, you understand. There $ moth
ing so painful to ME as a break in al
| old friendship, and we both really liz,
Bob yery we'll, in spite ofhis faults. :
San Francisco Post.
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Michael Davitt on Home Rule.
"How about Mr.. Gladstone-willE /

'iow about Mr.. Gladstone-willh he
live to see the question settled?"
II think sol hops so. He is de-
vouring Irish history now and for a
long time back. One result is that
everybody IN the three kingdoms is
reading Irish history, in hotels, on
trains, i'll the fields, in liquorstores, in
the drawing room-everywher it is
Ireland, Ireland, Ireland. On my way
across one OF the engineers took me
down to the engine room to quote for
me out OF a history OF Ireland pas
sage that would prove thatsomething
he had been asserting was correct. 1t
is an immense gain to have
the question discussed in this
way almost everywhere, and will lead
to an early settlement-must lead to
an early settlement"
''What do you expect the tory gov
ernmeut will do?"
"Well, as l have already said, there
can be no excuse for coercion, because
the country is SO peaceable, but there
will probably be a rigid and tyranni-
cal application of the ordinary law,
which will be coercion without the
name. Evictions, which have been
steadily going on, willincrease, and the
people ill have to resist. Gladstone
said plainly what Ireland said and
says, and what everybody believes,
that in the event of his bill being de-
feated there were only two modes OF
governing Ireland-coemion or home
rule. When the crisis has arrived that
| have indicated the tories will have
an excuse to coerce, and will pass q
coercive law and once again imprison
hundreds of men. But it will be the
last coercive law ever passed tor Ire
land, for home rule will Immediately
follow"
Pending this happy consummation
what will the Irish party do in the
house OF commons?"
II have offered my advice to Mr..
Parnell upon that very point, and
this was the advice: That the Irish
party should introduce bills dealing
with English, Scotch and Welsh ques-
tions-municipal reform, land law re-
form, extension OF local government,
the educational system and better en-
couragement for primary schools,
schools OF art, technical schools and
the scores OF other subjects which the
democracy of those countries would
expect as skirmishes in their favor
from a democratic government in pow
er. The business in the house OF COM
mons would thus be taken up with
subjects that were not Irish, the lis
tening democracy OF England, Scot
land and Wales would applaud, and
tits the Irish tlieywould be applaud.
ing as fighting their battles"
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American people who think that

American people who think that
they have been benefited by reading
the "Proverbial Philosophy OF Mar
tin Farquahar Tupper are invited to
chip in something for the benefit OF
the so-called poet, who is seventy six
years old and very poor. This leads
the Springfield Union to remark that
Tupper said one thing that was worth
remembering. i'll his advice to a young
fellow to pray for the welfare OF the
unknown girl who might some time
become his wife. 1t seems more
natural for fellow to watch for the
girl than to pray for her.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-03

A university is made up OF several
colleges. At Harvard, Yale, Cornell.
and other similar institutions, tbsre
is at each a law school, q school OF
medicine, one Of science. one Of c!assi-
calcourses, and SO on. The vords
college and university in popular par-
lance are used inditferentiy. The
same may be said Of the terms acade,
my and institute. applied to schools
OF training. There are college, Ia
which the grade of scholarship ii no
higher than in some academies, and
there are acad emies, SO called, that
are not so high in grade as some high
schools. There IS = great deai 81
sloosrness in the definition Of all tt,asa
terms rs they ars popularly used.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

The following commissioners of elec-
ton were appointed by The City
Council:
Ward Nv. H. Harris, j. S. Ray,
). L.. Moore. Voting place under the
Opera House.
Ward 2-Wm. Harris, Robt. Layton,
Z. Fudickar. Voting place: Court
House.
Ward 3-H. Isaacs, Thos. L. James,
u. G. Trousdale. Voting place: Null
lens store.
Ward 4-Perry Jackson, Jr., v. F.
VOgh and F. s. Meuer. Voting place.
Atna Engine House.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

The following regarding the water in
Tensass river and Bayou Macon is
clipped from the New Orleans Picay>
une OF yesterday:
Capt. l.. V. Cooley, of the Tensas
River packet III. Hanna Blanks, gives
an encouraging report of the prospects
in his trade for the coming season.
The planting of corn aud cotton has
been completed, and all the corn and
much of cotton have sprouted and al.
though the crops are about two weeks
late the yield will probably be very
good. The Tensas is rising slowly, but
the lower river can stand from 12 to Is
feet of water, and the planters are In
splendid spirits and have no fears of
an overflow.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

The Vicksburg, Shreveport & Pacific
railroad is having all skiffs belonging
t' that road put in good order and con-
dition, so, that in the event the road
should be inundated the mail and
passengers may be safely and ex
peditIously transferred over the nyavn
ing gulf"
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

On and after the first day of MAY
ferry tickets will be sold at a discount
OF % per cent by purchasing one dol
lars worth at time and at discount
OF 5O per cent by purchasing not less
than S. 90 worthat time.
r. H. ENDOM.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

AS the danger line here is ~ feet it
requires rise of 10 feet to place us in
Jeopardy, and, though the Mississippi
Is still pouring its floods into the tri,
butaries cast of US, we are inclined to
the opinion that the interruption of
traffic between the Ouachita and Mis-
slssippi rivers, occasioned by the pro.
bable overflow of the track of the V.
3. q L. H. r., will be of short dura-
tion
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

The Ouschita river at Camden, Ark.
Tuesday Was only 10 feet s inches
above low water mark and stationary
AT this place, (Monroe,) on the same
day, the guage read % feet inches
ABOVE low water mark and stationary
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
DROF. +. WIN. BLEES,

DROF. F. WIN. BLEES.
Pupil of the ROYAL MUSIC SCHOOL of
Wuerzburg, Germany, late associate or
ganist at st. AIMS on the Heights, Brook
iyn, New York. respectfully begs to in
form his friends and the public of
NGoN70E -
and vicinity that he has opened classes in
dlnerent branches of MUSICAL In
STKUCTlON, and is ready to give lessons
PIANO, ORGAN, AND VIOLIN.
Also in Singing. Theory of Music, Har-
mony, CounterpOint, ETC., etc.
Terms Instrumental or Theory, IS 90
Per Month. Is Lessons.) f~H
Vocal, 5000 Per Month. Is Lessons.)
For further particulars, Address,
+. WIN. BLEES,
Ouachita House,
Monroe, La
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
PUBLIC SALE OF FINE STOCK.

r WIZ sell at public auction. at the Court
on saturday, May the I'D, 1855, a lot OF
Flnely Bred Almont and Mambripo brood
Mares, Colts, and Fillies.
Sale 10 commence at IL O'Clock, m.
'e"" 'or Catalogues. ID. G. MORGAN,
Agent.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

A Bridgeport; Conn.,, last week, a
doctor extracted from the foot of Chas.
Humaski, a Hungarian, a darning
needle three inches long. 1t entered
the foot six months ago, while
Humasks was dancing.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
WEST MONROE DOTS.

FROM OUR REGULAR REPORTER
Mr.. L. Slruby, after being confined
to his room fol- several days with chills
and fevers is up again and able TO at
tend to business.
Work on the colored Baptist Church
in Trenton is progressing rapidly.
Your correspondent is desirous of ex.
pressing his thanks through the col,
umns of the DAILY for a kind invita-
tion to attend grand May Sunday
School picnic to be given at Simsboro
on Saturday the 1st day Of May.
And now we have TO announce w.
l.. Morris as a matrimonial candidate.
Owing to misunderstanding we
erred as to the date of the picnic to be
given by the young people of Monroe
which should have been the 9Th of
May.
Rev. WIN. Hart after spending seve.
raj days very pleasantly in Shreve-
port, arrived on W 5terday mornings
train.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Mr.. Eugene Winds. signal observer
at this city, reports a rise of two inches
IN the Ouachita river for the past "a
hours ending at noon to-day, There
still remains full IA feet of bank.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. w. p. Earle who were
married April, 1882, at Hartford, have
just celebrated the golden anniversary
OF their wedding. During tho fifty
years of their married life death has
never Invaded their home circle.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

A New Jersey veterinary surgeon
proudly points to record of 5000 hogs
killed within half a century. This old
gentleman is also the father of 81 chill
dren, five of whom bear the names OF
deceased x~Presidents beginning with
Washington and ending with Garfield.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM,

Al laughs Monroe Restaurant.
frvate Parlors for Ladies and their
escorts. Polite attention guaranteed
to all.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

The proceedings of the City Council
reached us too late for publication to-
day, they being quite lengthy, but
they will appear in to morrow's
edition.
A number of claims Coroners in
quest. furnishing horses for Ouachita
Fire Company, coffins for paupers,
lumber for streets, Recorders and
Cons:ahle's fees and drugs, furnished
TO pauperS, were allowed (; also the
passage Of an ordinance directing the
City Treasurer to transfer to the School
Fund, for the maintainance of priso.
ners, whatever sum over aud above
the sum of 1914 So there may at pres,
ent be to the credit of The said priso,
ners' fund.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

TONIGHT !-Strawberries and Icp
o'ea'n al the vacant store under fhe
Opera House.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

just received for the X. ftp. Ball
a nice line Of Oxford Tie Pumps at
the Star Clothing House.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Arriving Daily: New
Spring goods in every depart
ment, at the Star Clothin @
House.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Ma)'r W. s. Belknap, was in the
city to day, but left at noon on
special car for Vicksburg.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

C"'. Robert Richardson has received
'"e appointment of City Recorder of
M"nroe from Gov. McEenery
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Brother Puckette of the Shreveport
Times in scholarly written editorial,
does our city full justice in the matter
of population and gracefully admits
that "Shreveport has respect for
Monroe politically, commercially and
socially" The Times further says that
we should wal! until the Monroe Anna.
teurs visit that city and intimates that
they will be received with princely
hospitality.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
TO SUBSCRIBERS

lies h,t receiving their paper regular
- "'' confer favor by filing their COM
plants with the business manager.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

A Nobby and Elegant Line
Spring Neckwear, Just Re-
ceived at the Star Clothing
House.
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30

Over one hundred Monroe ladies
use the ''White" Sewing Machine.
Needles, Oil, Attachments, for sale by.
j. E. BEHEN Agt.,
The Daily telegraph., 1886-04-30
VERANDA HOTEL.
JACKSON STREET,
MONROE.

Having been thoroughly repaired and
newly furnished, is now open to the tray
cling. public. Central location; conveh-
to railroad depot; steamboat landing and
business portion of the city. Superior
Accommodations and excellent table.
B. GUSDOFER.
Proprietor.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-08-21
EUFS DE CONTREBANDE.

On aura beau dire ct beau flire,
lie genie yankee ne sera jamaiS sur
pasSe. Les muScades ell bo;s ne
sntIiSaient pas Il ass,rer 81 eloire 1
traVers les siecleS 4 venir. il LII fai
lait les nufs anti.prohibitionnistes.
La prohibition. on lie salt. est dams
son element dams la Nouve,ie.An-
gletcrre, ce qui n'emptche pas Quon
sy dome quand meme de bellies en-
lotteS. Mails la-bas on salt faire les
chooses sans compromettrc les anpa.
renceS. Ainsi Ion Went de d6cou-
vrlr par accident un ingenieuX stra
te@eme DIES habitants du Rhode Is
land pour contonrner Ii loi de la
prohibition qui leur interdit de boire
| e molndre petit coup pour apaiser
ii soft one suscite la chaleur qu'il>
sublssent en- cette SaiSon cauiculaire.
Tn wagon charge de caisses d'pufs
renversa lautre Jour dams nne rue
de Providence ct lie fragile charge
ment 81 repandit en- debris sur lie
pave. Les badauds. qul sont aussi
communs Ii bas qu'ai!leurs, current
blentOt entOur6 lie vehicuIe ct sc
mirent a examiner les fruits du de.
saStre. lis he tarderent par i s'a.
percevoir que les 9ufs etaient en-
%porcelaine ct qn'au lieu de c%ontenir
lie produit ltgitime de Ia poule, lis
etaient rempliS de whisky. Oui.
chacun de e 9ufs portrait dams ses
flames un bon coup de whisky. in.
troduit par un petit trou qui await
etc ensnite soigneusement ferm6.
Les cabaretiers vendent ce produit
nouveau /; raison de 10 cents piece
ct FheureuN acheteur, sous pretexte
tie Sucer un puf cru, deguste un
verre d~'eXcellent bourbon. Celia
expllque p%ourquoi la consommation
dHfS cru> etait devenue un passe.
temps 81 fort Il la mode derniare-
lment dams les centres prohibition.
nisles.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-08-21

Vols NOCTURNES. - Une DIES
banlieues de Thibodaux est mainte-
nant ell GmOi, par lie fait de vols
nocturneS trequentse ct qui sc prOdui
sent dams un cercle asseZ re%Streint.
Les victimes de ces vols sont dfia
aSsez nombreuSeS ct malgre Ia vi@i-
lance de certains citoyens, qui tou-
ties les NUTS mOntent la garde, il
ma pas etc possible de METRE la
main sur lie on les malfaiteurs. Les
SoupcOns, aSSeZ tOnd6s du rcSte. sc
sont appesantis SUI c~ertains mecre,
ants, mails la preuve, lie .Hdgrunte
dcIicto, manque ct nul lie pent pre-
vOir OH s'arrGterout leurs depreda.
tons 81 %quelque heureux hasard ne
les fait tomber dams Ia trappc Yu'on
leur tend touteS les NUTS ct que
tontes les NUTS lis evitent.
Les felnIneS, ct meme DealicOup
d'hommcs, en- ont perdu lie sommeil
ct rappGtit. On ne rtve que voleurs
ct ce caucilemar hante la cOuche de
plus dun malheurenX qui ne de.
manderait qua dormir, malgr6 la
chaleur accablante quill fait. Ces
disciples de Mercure teront bien
d'alIer exercer leur coupable indus
trie un peu plus loin, dams les quar-.
tiers OIL il y a DIES policemen ap-
pointes ct pages pour les pincer.
lis courront peut etre IN peu plus
de risques, mails nous y gagnerOnt
de pOuvOir reposer ell paix.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-08-21
Bal eX%traOrdinaire.

Certain hruit, %lecteur. est venu iusqu'a mo:
Je lai JUICE dahord trop peu Iii gne de fol
On dit. e. sans horrcur. i ne puts lie redire,
Qu'un grand bal Scra dome lie 9 du
moiS proclaim, au F'iremen's Hall,
en %Fhonneur DIES vieuX topdateurs
de ThibodauX ct DIES environs. II
sera lance dies carteS d'invitations a
bon nombre d'individus, mails les
quadrilleS ct autres danses n'aurOnt
pour participants que les invites
compliant au moins 30 hivers, je
parle du sexe laid quand 4 rautre
seNe, que nous appelons lie beau
seXe, on nadmettra que celles qui
ne COMPETENT pas plus de % prin-
temps i taire vaIoir leurs talents
chor6graphiqnes.
Je me demande comment on fera
pour veriiier Iage DIES danes ; je lie
dome Ell cent at plus malin DIES
membres du comite dc Reception.
ExceptG ceile que Ton a, Ell tout
bien tout honneur, les autres fem
mes mont .jamais que % ans GU
moins-cela depend. Je ne suis
pas curieuX, mails je voudrais voi1
comment Ton va Sc tirer de Ia.
Ne craignez rien, %mesdames ; af
fichez tout % ans, ct 81 qu~elqu'un
VOus dement, &c ne sera pas moi.
ct .je vous certitie que je serai sin.
cere, qui plus est.