The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-03-06
THE HOTEL CLERKS STORY.

1t Is the fashion among many So
called humorists to represent the Amer
lean hotel clerk as a lordly and super
cIllous being who, with q headlight
diamond in his immaculate shirt front
and look OF contemptuous disdain
upon his classic features, sends tired
and travel-stained arrivals of to i'm
possible regions in the fifteenth story,
or haughtily refuses them any lodging
whatever.
The fact is that the true American
hotel clerk is an invaluable feature Of
our civilization. The time OF the ar
rivals and departures OF all the trains
on all the railroads is at his tongues
end ne Is full of information about
what is interesting at the theaters,
and Of stories OF actors and actresses
who have stopped at his hotel, and
withal a kindly man, who, il the house
is crowded, Will let you sleep on a bill
lard table. Mr.. w. ?. Hammond,
who is clerk at the West End Hotel,
SOB and sos West Madison Street,
Chicago, is OF this oDIigiug disposition
and Is always ready to give any in
formation regarding the hotel to those
who seek it. The accomplished land
lady OF the West End has recently sui
fered with rheumatism. The story OF
her cure is thus told by Clerk Ham,
mond:
Our landlady was taken with quite
severe attack Of rheumatism in the lower
limbs, suffering much pain and being scarce
y able Co walk. She heard OF AthlOphoros
and Of the cures it had effected, and sent
me to the drug store to buy bottle OF It.
got II, and IN HaH an hour time after
she had taken the first dose she felt re-
ieyed, and in few days the rheumatism
was entirely gone"
How much did she take
About one bottle"
Has she had any return OF tie pain?'
Not TO my knowledge, replied Mr..
Hammond, and ! am certain she woud
be likely to say something about it j. she
had. She speaks OF AthlOphOTgs IN the
highest terms, and has recommended it to
many. In one case | remember the cure
vas as quick az IN her own.
The accuracy Of Clerk Hammond state
uenta Is fully confirmed by the landlady
herself Who is not averse to having it
known how she was cured.
~ viii tell you something about my
cure she said to "a visitor who called to
learn the facts in her case. II was so lame
and suffered so much pain that 1t was Inn
possible f0I me TO bend my limbs or walk
around my room without taking hold OF
the back Of a chair ior support. My relief
after taking the first dose Of AthlOphC4os,
was almost immediate. In fact, after tax
ing a few doses / was well and have not
been troubled since. At the same time
that ] was suffering from the rheumatism,
there was a lady boarding in my hotel who
was suffering with facial neuralgia so much
that it was impossible for her to sit up. l
advised her to try my remedy, that being
the name / have for AthlophOros. After
she had taken two doses Of it she was well,
and the next thing knew saw her rush
ing for "A street-car TO 60 mp town. My con
iideuce in Athl0phur0s cannot be shaken.
{ find it a positive cure for nervous head
ache and shall always keep some in the
hotel, d. ] cannot afford to suffer from
rheumatism, neuralgia, or any such trouble
while can get a medicine like Athlo-
phoro-
IL You cannot get ATuOPHORos OF your drug
aist We viii send it, express paid, on receipt OF
regular priCe-oBe dollar per bottle. We prefer
that Won buy Is from your druggist, but II ne
hasu't It'll DO not be persuaded TO try something
else but order at once from us, as directed
ArHLoPHoROs Co. 1l2 Wall Street New York.