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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
SHOT TnE WRONG NAN.
The Constable OF Fannin County Receives
Mortal Wound from Negro.

The Constable OF Fannin County Receives
Mortal Wound from Negro.
Special to the Gazette.
BoNHAM, TEX, Oct. 2.--Mr. John Il.
Agnew, constable OF this precinct and a
most efficient officer OF Fannin county,
had his right arm shot OF last night by a
rascally negro, George Bumpas. There
had been some trouble between Bumpas
and another negro, "Jock,r who had
separated from his wife, and she was
living with Bumpas. Jock had
made himself noisy about H.,
and had been charged by his
wife and Bumpas for disturbing the
peace List night about 10 O'Clock Mr..
Agnew went down to the house (about
hall a mile from town to arrest Jock.
Il fore going In he waited at tue corner
Of the house TO see II he could hear his
man talking, when Bumpas stepped out,
hardly ten feet away, ana shot him IN the
arm with large charge OF shot. Agnew
then arrested and jailed him, and came
up to his room, where DR.. n. Saunders
amputated his arm. Bumpas will likely
go the pen, though he claims he thought
Il was the negro Jock
Agnew died this afternoon about 80
O'Clock. He has been siokly some time
and the wound caused terrible loss Of
blood, from which he died Our city has
never been 30 shocked since the murder
OF Tom Ragsdale, sheriff, BY the Dwysr
boys. Agnew was one Of the best officers
Fannln county ever had, and TO be thus
killed by q negro, who claims he thought
1t was negro, is more terrible than
ever. Agnew will be buried tomorrow
by the Knights Of Pythias lodge, OF which
he was a member. Bumpas is still In lail
and nearly crazy.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
Musr LEAVE THE rERRIroRY.
The Indians ExpeIiing All Cattle Belong
ipg TO Citizens in the States.
Special to The Gazette.

special 70 the Gazette.
VrSITA, /. T., Oct. 2.--The sheriff Of
Cowees Cowee, one OF the districts Of the
Cherokee nation, is here to-day with eight
hundred or a Thousand cattle belonging
to citizens OF the United States. They
were held on the reservation, chiefly near
Coheyyille, Kas, contrary 10 the law OF
the Cherokee nation. The officers first
endeayored TO drive the stock across tho
line into Kansas where II belonged. With
the idea Of making failure OF this at
tempt at removal, the citizens in the state
secured the enforcement OF the Kansas
law against their introduction. Not 10
be outdone In this manner, the sheriff
turned about and started for Arkansas,
some ninety miles from the starting point
and win return the stock across tine line
into that state, where there is no law pre-
venting. The Indian officers have been
directed 70 protect the range OF the ma
ton, and viii make every effort TO do so.
In some instances the intruders had put
up hay, established ranches and made
many improvements.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
PREPARING TO STRIKE.


HAzLEIoS, Pa, Oct. 2.--General Mas
ter Workman PowdeEly Of the Knights Of
Labor has forwarded circular letter TO
Cox Bros. & Co, operators at Grafton,
Darring and Gowen, aud Arco Pardee,
Sons q Co., at HAzleton, Mount Pleasant
and Lstimer, requesting them 70 advance
the weges OF their men, as a strike will
doubtless follow unless something Is
done ID ayert IT.
Tho operators addressed recognize this
as last appeal, but make no acknoWl-
edf neus Of Il, Word has been received
~ az master workman 81 this district 70
eet eFeryihing ready 80 chat the fnen may
Nv n concert. The date Dxed upon
Ort9sler q a. noon, when the strike
~ t'QNbllass occnr.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
Captured an LAST.

Montague County Murderer Caught
After Thirteen Years.
special 70 tho Gazette.
HonTAGUE, Tx. Oct. 2 deputy
shera John Anderson 81 Milan county
brought 10 yesterday one g W Gf4ce,
who stands charged with the murder q
Luu Parish, which occurred b this cnun-
", at Red River station, IN March, SO.
Grace made hts escape and has succeeded
In eyadlng the law until arrested BY
Deputy Anderson, though he has been
citizen Of Milan county Tor about sen
years, aud We are informed that be fae
4 good citizeu n that county.
The facts, Az we get them irom feileele
sources, are that Grace had taken Par
leh's ~ and cAil9 from hlms and ee the.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
Am INNOoENr n

a Mesioan Beau,y unost,
tween AdmIrefI
Special TO The Gazctte.
SAN ANTONIO, Tx.
Gonzales and Thomas AG|
Mexlcans, INDUCED ii Els
short while after dark toll
sucio cedalla, an innocthts|
shot through the lefs iuae|
clans are Of the cpiulon ihhtI
81 such q nature that b
through the night. Az uins
dark-eyed Mexican plfl Ma
OF the row. Thomas Aflal
buggy with the girl Jesl
by name, and In pssslI
west al San Pedro
were seen bg Ioe
one Of the girl's numerous
xales drew bis pistol sud
began firing on the retire.
Arishe drew down his gun Z |
over the girls shoulder, msu|
with the above result. Botl
riors wer arrested ma afe
The girl, OF real beauty and
was the brayest and coolest
going through the fire Bithc
est apparent alarm.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
WHICH is ITg

Capt. Lawton says tho Surrender Of aeEon'
limo was Unconditional.
NEW HAVEN, CONN, Oct. 2.--The
statement ia Gen. Miles' official report Of
the Apache campaign, made public at
Washington on Thursday, that Geronirno
was not captured but surrendered uncon-
ditlonally, is contrAdicted by Capt. Law
ton, who was in command Of the United
States forces at the time Of the capture.
In private telegram dated Alou-
querque, N. NJ, to-day, Capt. Lawton ex-
plicitly denies that the surrender Of Ge-
ronimo was coupled with any conditions
whatever.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
INDIGNANT InIs
The Captain Of a Vs,se,
Haul down NJ.

me Captain OF a Vrsael|
Haul down Ersn,s|
OTTAWA, ONT, OCT ) |
indignation Is expressed A
Of Erin in Canada over ihs|
collector Of customs II
Johns, n r., IN compeIIln|
Of The Waterford barn
down the Irish nag, whish|
The masthead OF his resse|
M the herbor, The olllonr|
Arst refused to comply NH
OF the custom otIJceIs. us|
vessel as she cana X Il
on finding thut Il
which the law provides. n
on any vessel for llaafIbe|
nag ON board an EnalIsh 4
sci, they hauled the AL
captain remonstrated end|
lloated the Gag IN British 4
DER the nose Of two BfIs,|
without having a word ssIe|
government has decided n
the fine as Il wonld raIse 4
~ me country up against ii
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
TME RICnMOND CONVENTION.
The Last Delegation Of X. OF L. viii Leave
Chicago To-day.

CHICAGO, Ill, Oct. 2.--The iinal de-
tachment Of delegates 70 the Richmond
convention OF the Knights Of I.abor,num-
bering City, win leave to-day. OF these
Minnesota viii furnish fifteen, Wisconsin
twenty-five, Iowa eight and Illinois the
remainder. The sentiment among the
delegates who had arrived in town last
night was that the present system Of gov
altered. II wss believed that dlstflcta
OF subordinated n 4 large degree 10 the
state assemblies. 4 allowed 10 remain ha
order has wifhsn de last year 20 coRple b
oplgfvwn Its on system that 4 rtNrg
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
ALL HANDS LOST.

A Vessel from tho Verde Ialnnds siuka
with all on Board.
OWENS SOUND, ONT, Oct. IA report
comes from Lake Superior that wednes.
day last during the heavy gale the captain
OF the steamer City of Owens Sound
while lying beside an island Tor shelter
saw vessel 60 down with all hands. He
could not make out what kind OF craft
u was. He supposed II came from the
Verde lslands.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03

~
morning the kllllnn oes.,
Ing 70 leave, and r2ei,'sss nv
nia child. Grace ob,1e.,
thinking that he az is ~
demopstratioh toward \ "
caught Grace hy she I,
pulled his pistol and n
died the next day. ,rasas
slated by Parish befoss
corroborated by other M,
From the description
given by Deputy .Ighns
knew ParIsh's vile Nv (,
woman, The witnesses
and It is thought thai
pretty hard with GracS.
ty-three years old, ana 4 \
pearance. = Z
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
TECUMsEH OK III
The warrior Considers ms
Matters set,leu.|

'" "~FNFff- TFff~f = y y :" 49, Y
Matters setileu.|
NEW YoRR, Oct. Z -Genl|
man, with HIS family, 70 Alo|
Fifth Avenue hotel. The sel|
ing hale and robust IND, bus
Ing cough, consIderS hIinaeli|
health. When asked last
would make any rtpl7 70 u
OF Jefferson Davis 70 j. a.
Maryland historian, 10 wnie|
man IN declared Il be q fals|
eral said, with emphasis
no. The matters Touched u
were settled in the newspAfs|
ago, yes, aud some 81 ihtp|
years ago. Davis record 4
known, and from them pep|
their conclusion. Dagib'ONs|
him to be a traitor, Ard bic /
gethef b eith NY contsuipt
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03

Melton FRiis TO Get n Hearing on the
the Charge OF Kining the Detective.
Special 10 the Gazette.
HousToN, Tx, Oct. 2. AT 1920
O'Clock this morning ID. II. Melton was
arraigned before Justice Railey on a
charge OF numbering Capt. Mike Henuesey
on the night Of Sept 30 The prisoner
walked into the courtroom shortly be.
fore the trial began, accompanied by his
wife, Deputy Sheriff CASTOR and Capt. j
G.. Hutcheson. lie seemed perfectly at
ease, and smoked cigar with as much
composure as II nothing had happened
At 10 80 the case was called for trial, but
County Attorney Oliver announced that
the state was not ready.
An argument between Capt Hntche-
son and Mr.. Oliver was then
heard as 10 whether or not
the trial should be continued, Capt
Hutcheson argued that the prisoner had
been In jail two days, and the state had
time enough TO get all the testimony
against him. Mr.. Oliver replied IN brief
argument, in which he showed that II was
necessary for the cause of justice that the
case should be continued for reason
able time. After hearing the speeches OF
the two gentlemen Justice Rally contin.
tinued the case until next Thurs.
day morning at 10 O'Clock.
The opinion among the citizens as TO the
prisoners guilt Is very much divided.
Many bitter expressions against Melton
were heard this morning at the trial.
Gov. Ireland offers reward OF 5000
for the capture and conviction Of the as
sasin and the Houston Herald, an after
noon journal, also offers q reward Of
$500.
Columbus Melton, farmer living at
Loneoak, Hunt county, a brother Of the
prisoner, on receipt OF the news regard
ing his brothers. arrest, has started for
Houston and is expected here tomorrow
or npxt day
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
lie RIxER lR|


~. IS. HinOndf, FretIaNt.A 2 i
Rank weerly Wsspkf|
souTH FaaMIsdnAss, Aikss|
1t Is learned this ulpru'ne|
Simonds, presidoul q ~
County National bank $
Mass, resigned au aeeoqHt n
cation OF the hsnk's STAIRS n
aminer 6atrbell plrectuk|
WAS elected president pro 81
legged that about eSi,tgQ up 1
erty OF a very qufe'ionAp1
came into tho possession Il
mostly that az Hiuonde
he resoried 10 Improper me,r|
good his losses AID continue
Of the bank BY passing ilIYlef|
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
travis county mas lncraaag

ifuFlS county mas lnNfcnHt
ments 5000, 900.
To-day The actual cash ~
state treasury Ii declared Is
Receipts for September epl5.
bursements, $685., on 40.
Available school fund, s2al
Available university Iand,
The collectors OF Sao ST.
agorda counties settled ibs
with the comptroller to-day,
The state treasurer ia
$l75, 900 In the past three d
securities held By Tie CITY b.
Mr.. w. J OliphAnf, who +,
signed the position AZ q
clerk In the comptroIlef's (
employed IN q similar cbpag
ilce OF NJ J. Searcy, coIloclp
revenue
Coz ireland Il hunting
down about Kyle, IN Hays,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
Sale Of PRIVILEGES
And Exposition Association.

Sale win commence Rt 10 O'Clock n. m. on
October II, 1856. The fair and Exposition Will
begin October 20, and continue twelve GAYS.
100000 VISITORS EXPECTED. Bidders who
cannot bid In person can mail their bids,
naming privilege they wish 10 bid on, with
good reference. by October 9, to
SYDNEY SMITH, Secretary,
Dallas, Texae.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
HALLS SAFE AND LOCK CO

All kinds Of Fire and Burglar Proof Safes
and Time Locks. Address,
N. II. sURES, Fort Worth.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
THE HENNEsEY CASE.

Melton Fails To Get n Hearing on the
the Charge of Kiliing the Detective.
SucciAl 10 the aazntte,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03

INC q vOIeT,
IDtisl ! druggists
b oil day-ail night.
fAIN STREET,
FoRT WORTH, IRA
Itted and domestic
0kfumerlce, soApsl
Fancy Goods,
etc, etc.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03
B. G. EVANS GO.
9 I'll - E~ -.
Ock and the B. . aatg sss.s Store in the State

Om Shoe department
dgd he
andnohu unmetus
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-03

;hild's Button Shoes, in goat, sizes to a. at
'bAd's Button Shoes, in kid, sizes tc "a, at
'hds Button Shoes, in kid and goat, sizes to loA,
fisses' Button Shoes, in goat, sizes II to 2, at
fsses' Button Shoes, in French kid, sizes II to 2 a
isses, Button Shoes in Gala splendid school sho
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
In. roduce Your Guests to Each Other.

In one of the Chicago suburban towns
several years ago a new family was n
vi ed to the house OF an old friend TO
"become acquainted with the neigh
bor5.'
There was a numerous party. The
evening passed OIL very delightfully."- to
the "neighbors," but very dolefuliy to
thenew-comers. The fact is. the cost
and hostess were so absorbed In their
own little interests and ip theic "neiSh-
bors that they forgot to introduce the
newcomers to any of them.
As the newcomers were about TO
leave for home this conversation took
place.
Hostess.-"I trus., Mrs. NJ, that you
now know our good people well enough
to like them"
Mrs. MI suppose they are all ve;y
good people, Mrs. c., but We have really
not become acquainted with a solitary
soul Of them. But l wish you very
good night
This only shows how easily some
people, when giving parties as well as
at other times, can lose their heads.
-[Chicago Journal.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
Farmers Can Raise Their Own Trout.

It is much easier, says Seth Green, to
stock a stream than to raise fish in
ponds, because the young fish will take.
care OF themselves much better than
anyone can take care CT them, and if
they are protected ON danger until
they arc about forty-tive days CID
which is about the time the fish culturist
takes charge Of them-until they are
ready to feed, they are then tolerably
able to look out for themselves.
In stocking stream with trout. the
Young fish should be taken to its head
waters, or put into the springs ami little
rivulets which empty into it. AS they
grow larger, they will gradually settle
down stream, and run up again to the
bead-water5 in the fall and winter to
spawn.
When putting fish into q stream, do
not put them suddenly into water much
warmer than that Of the vessel in which
they have been transported. They will
not be SO likely to be injured by putting
them in water few degrees colder; but
try to avoid all sudden C anges, and
gradually ase OF lower the temperature
of the water in which you bring them,
until it is even with that OF the stream
in which they are to be placed.
Perhaps, in no branch of fish culture,
are the results more immediate, or more
apparent, than in restocking streams
American AgriculturiSt.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
Where NJ ustangs Are Not in Favor.

Mustangs are not in so much favor as
two or three weeks ago, when the big
sombreroed and bespuryed lasso throw
ers from Texas were rushing wildly about
the town or Westiield with Their drove
of untamed steeds and lots OF peop.e
were eager to exchange shekeis for The
useless animals.
Not few men and boys have learned
new lessons IN natural history from own
ing these beasts.
One is that horse and mustang are
two different things. and that mustang
has all the bad qualities OF the mule
with none Of the mules good ones.
Another discovery is that mustangs
have a liking for human flesh. and would
rather nip off good bite from the top
OF the head, or a choice mOrsel from the
shoulder of the unfortunate individual
attending them than to feed on the
choicest hay or grain.
Then, too, after a time, one gets tired
Of exhibiting himself on the back OF these
stubborn, bucking animals for the
amusement aad diversion Of the specta-
tors.
Any would be buyers OF these beasts
lett IN these parts OF the country can
make good bargains in Westfeid.-
ISpringtieid Republican.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
Drawing Him Out.

Il am going to have the celebrated
Prof. Won Dunkelheim at the reception
to-nig t,'said Mrs Marlborough Cresus
to Mrs. Sharpe; "he's great acquisi-
ton-so very profound and learned, you
know-but ic won't talk. Nobody has
succeeded in making him talk. II there's
anybody at Newport that can draw him
out, ny dear, its you, and want you to
try your skill n him"
'Wha S his speciality?
Butter" That was what Mrs.
Sharpe understood Mrs. Marlborough
Crp u to say.)
Butt +? Why. that's a queer fad for
learned professor But I'll do my
best"
That evening, at the reception. Mrs.
Sharpe opened out bravely upon Prof.
Won Dunkelacim n the first opportunity.
"As we were driving ut on the island
this afternoon. professor" said she, -
saw some Of the most beautiful herds Of
Jersey cows that l have ever seen in my
life
"Ah?"
land at enc place the COWS beyond
the fence cont nplated us with such
gentle. tci Ger eyes, and such soulful
moos t!at tor Il moment / forgot their
practical value IN their aesthetic attrac-
lions. But after al, thought. it is not
for their beauty that we should value
them, but for the butter they produce.
I'm
Mrs. Sharpe ratified on about the cows
for a conversational mile or two without
drawing out any response from the pro-
lessor.
II is because h thinks l don't know
ANYTHING ahou. the say butter is made
tina. lie won't talk, thought Mrs.
Sharpe. Well, ! sill convince him
TIA, / do knos something about it"
And che proceeded 10 discuss the
creamery methods in vogue in Vermont
with an infinite deal of ak about cool
ers and temperature and mechanical
butter workers, ami 81 on. She hadn I
crammed on the subject ali the afternoon
fer nothing.
But not word could she get out 81
the professor teyond the I'm and
All"
He was plainly very much bored and
edged away after a while. Mrs. Sharpe
was In desp pair.
Presently Mrs. Marlborough Crnsus
got her into corner and said:
why. what in the world doyo mean
by talking forever 10 Prof Won Dunkel-
helm abou: cows ard creameries and all
that sort Of thing"
Isn't that his specially? Didn't you
tel re so:"
Why rever in Tire world
.. VI hat j. il. then. for heavens sakeF
"EuaG.la. Ct coursD He's written
any rum .. q! b7oks aaott Buddhism.
There Is a mark & GOODNESS now be
tweea Mrs Sharpear Mr.. Marlborough
Crcrsus. Mrs. Sharpe says that a woman
who yronounces "BudGha like " but
ter is hardly fl for cultivated society.
Il Boston Record.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
The stenographer Market Dropping.

1T would be kindness to many
poor girls and boys. sail an old short
hand writer, II the fact could be
printed that tho supply Of stenographers
is largely IN excess OF the demand.
Encouraged by the comfortable sala-
ries which some skilled atenographers
earn. housands-iiterallyl housands-of
boys and girls in Chicago lave studied
or are studying shorthand. Not many
Of them can hope to get situations.
The fact should also be published
that the so-called schools OF stenogra-
ply in this and other Cities, which adj
vertise that they will secure good situa-
tons fer all of their graduates, are deiu-
sions and snares. Their main purpose
is TO get the aspirant started. get his
money, give him a smatterng Of short
hand, and thea turn him OUT.
No reputable business college or
school agrees to secure positions for It's
pupils. "-IChicago Herald.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
Twin Blessings.

A gentleman who was present at Mel
son Court recently related the following
to us:
The efficient sheriff was wanted in
court bat ould not be found, although
ti..se I >,ar,.h " 6 ma'ie for him.
Al"r Il inc, how ver re PIT u his
q i,ra.;,u q, and leaning o,c.' ~ bar,
" hlspcie SON thing TO one q t.I- .s--;tl
fratel nifty, whercupon that = nt.sntan
arose and informed the court tiat the
sheriff had just been presented with
twins by his wife, and moved Iat his
Honor make an appropriation for
them.
The Judge turned to the clerk, and in
structed him 10 enter an appropriation
of ten dollars each for them.-ILynch-
burg Virg MAN.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
THEN AND NOW.

THEN AND NOW.
I was young in those days. oh. my dar-
ling!
With tiny fair heads at my knee;
We were young in the sweet summer
weather,
On warm, golden sands by the sea;
Yet there, in the sweet, solemn twilight,
A dream came to me.
The small heads on pillows were lying,
And bright eyes were dark in eclipse;
The gay crinason peoples of dreamland
Were pre- sed TO the innocent lips,
And you, On the wet sands, were watch
ing
Dim phantoms Of ships.
I thought, as they passed :, sion,
And slowly sailed out in the night,
How swiftly the years would glide on
And bear the wee ones from our sight,
And leave Us but grave men and wo-
men,
To struggle and fight.
heard the soft words Of the lovers
The old words that ever are new;
The dear home was dreary and empty,
Save, darling, for me and for you.
But I crept to your heart in my weep
ing.
So tried and SO true.
am old in these days, oh. my darling
Too old for the world and its ways;
sit all alone in the twilight,
And watch the oak logs as they blaze.
"She's growing so old, the dear mother!'
The sweet daughter says.
My darling, the home nest is empty;
watched every bird as it flew;
The whole world is empty and dreary,
Bereft of the one love so true.
weep with no strong heart to lean on,
And long, dear, for you.
-[Boston Transcript.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

There Is an exquisite lusciousness
and an abiding spiritual quality about
Signor Thompsoni's playing. said the
Boston girl.
Well, there's . heap O business and
spirits about Thompson hissesf. ejacu-
Lted the fair girls parent salts and
ammoniA).
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

II say, Gawge, ! thought you said
those lavendaw trowsers were toe tight.
They fit you supawh."
$50 they Go, Oscah, mai deah fellah.
You see, yestawday. I submitted mai
nethew extwsmities to Wussian bavth,
and that cieyaw device reduced the
copowosity Of my pewambulators. don't
chew know."-lWhitehaN Tines.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
A Family Man.

The late Muzzaper Edin. the Emir OF
Bokhara, had at his death domestic
establishment that seems somewhat
staggering in its proportion.
His household consisted o! sons, IL
daughters, $50 wives. $50 female ta"es.
10 female barbers, 9 female oks, :.
needlewomen. and 80 washsrwonen.
1t will be observed tn the inventory
does not include single mosher-m-
law
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
Let Young Ladies fake Heed.

No woman ever engages in larger
contract than when she Inarr.eS man
hoping 10 reform him from evil habits.
Tie !ost possible advice is. Don't; let
some other woman try it il she desires
Chicago litter Ocean.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10
No Copy Wanted.

Once Boy to EDITOR: I" There Is q
man outeide who says that he has . Dill
to present"
Editor: {" Say to him that his manu-
script 10 respectfully decline l..
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

Jones TO dunner): All, call again
Dunner: "See here, I don't like the
idea Of calling on you so often
Jone. fserenelyl "Quite natural
wait until call on you. Judge.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

Dunner: = See here, I'm tired running
here after that bill OF nine"
Servant &" An why don't yer kape yer
bill at home thin2'
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

A crank is said TO be man who con-
ticually /. inks talks. and writes upon
the .. il :er. he does not unders; and.
-Isaa Franc seo Alta.
Wichita eagle., 1886-09-10

"Oh amt you meaQ! said one six
ysar-old to tae other. ' You took the
biggest cake. was just going to take
that myself"