New-York tribune., 1886-02-08
IRE TALK or THE DAP


1t would appear that Mr. Gladstone and Sam" Joncs
do not agree "sam" despIses theology and botany but
loves religion and flowers, while Mr Gladstones great
love for religion and flowers leads him to love theology
and botany also when sam" hears this he Will prob
ably say that he would not wipe bis feet with Old Glad
stone.
After the Lecture. Mrs. Mountvernonstreet-" How
q a gSI ~ IKE zer ns Good t aS"r but when You have
said that you have said ALL He's just like all the cozers
Did you ever motiee ~sn r
can't say as nave; but then you know. "A stranger
would be likely TO notice any such ececntreleso or
PeGeIa'k Gs2sp von know" Mr. Backal simply says OIL"
adding soto yoce, The devil !"-l Boston transcript
For many years past a struggle has been going on bc
tween the Liberals" and the Roman Catholic Church
in all the countries of South America. And In all
of these countries but Ecuador the Liberals !" ap
pear to be gaining in power. Ecuador SUI
remains true to the church Its Army is divided into
four commands called respectively " The DIVISION OF
the Blessed Virgin" The Division OF the Holy Ghos
"The Division OF the Son Of God and the DIVISION Oh
the Blood and Body OF Christ" The Sacred Heart OF
Jesus is the national emblem, and the oody-guaro o.
the President is called The Holy Lancers of ST. Mary
No PrOtestans are allowed to reside In the city OF Julio
Miss A." What Carrie. going into town again =,
Miss B." Yos bought dresspattern last Week nuo
when my to cut il mp she found haa
eighth of yard for the waist Miss scisspsnip says IL
viii I've than ample but I'm bound to nave enough"
| hate to s. rimp, you know Boston TRANSCRIPTS
We are pleased notice that the cowboys on the lone
IL ranches of Arizona forget their social duties
When the the "round up" is ended they gener-
ay give grand ball which is conducted III the moss
bon-ton manner. AT such ball which recently TOOK
place the order of dances was as follows: l. grand
circle march; horse hunters quadrlle; B. cachhorse
waltz A. saddle mp lancers s. bronco racquet; soap
tan's ouadrille; T. circulars galop; 8, roundup IAN
GERS; O. cut-out schottsche TO- branding quadrie; IL
COW and calf waltz H. night horse ancers; l3, DAY
herders' waltz; IA. maverick polka; 10, bull caives
medley; 1G stampede all.
Little and Sterling are objected to by our Republican
Senator'S There appears to be too little sterling In the
one and too much sterling little In the other.
I'm in the town of Olive there and besuti
ful spot inst beyond what Is known as the l where
some persons who live in the City make their summer
large supply or food. Among other things they nave
from NewYork is toasted bread rrady PREPARED.
said woman; The idea mat people %0ud Guy
How lazy they must be- livingston Freeman
Ina Mississippi town the Town Council recently
summoned to appropriate money to paint the school
house red Not member put In an appear
ance a fact which led the local paper to remark that
they would not have been remlss II they had been
called together to paint the town red.
First Tramp-rve got a brilliant scheme to raise the
Second Tramp-Lets have IT.
You and 20 along the street and when we get IN q
nice benevolent neighborhoOd you fall down with spasms
or heart disease, something OF that knd, and III
strike the negnb0rs for money to buy medicine. Seer
"Yes, see, but-what do | getF
"Oh! you get sick."-IPnladelphia Call.
Some one In England put the Salvation Army into
a novel Next thing some will dramatic it.
Boston has yet quite recovered from the loss OF
the poet Squire New York has not yet recovered from
his gain.
Colonel Wright, the stastician, that the clergy
throughout country taking great deal OF Interest
In statistics. "They baye quite cleaned me- out OF my
last report" he said recently; ard studying these
questions OF practical life with much ygor that in
few wears look to see them forget all about their
theological fights"
It is said that the chief bull fighter OF Madrid can
easily make $4,000 a year. II John l. sullivan ever
|. hears of this he will turn green with envy.
IL used be supposed that iu poetry for Instance.
figures of speech for mere ornamentatlOn. NOW
we know that In g0ol poetry they chiefly used for
throwing light 20 In cOOqual speech: the rea-
son we enjoy them TO b, that they hit out the
idea Ike "A fash. There is nothing the mind enjoys,
after all like getting idea aud getting u quick
which 10 only giving in a nutshell the gst or HERBERT
Speucers adIniranle essay style friend was tell
ing the other day that he had new COOK lie SAID
hc is a small mani. afraid Of her she Is as big as
"A bonded warehouse" saw In the paper lately thas
somebody expressed hms self a. being rs asa covered
bridge" Aud how we declare the hueness OF any
thing well by saying II Is line as nddle i
IAtlantc Monthly.