The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-04-29
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$500 oss says ) bssa on girls arm !
worth iso o. MI hat Tbai afpenis d
hov tssIi II IL isea
--''r.i's. bare guns sca lrFsr NO.
Hos do hey kick ibsrf~ With tlsi
bfrsehes. my sou.
--wAsa yogss lady sslIs . torrg mai
\ y tshs s,lI aes have him. dcrs Il tie hin
Up h bsss Acct. a. il vefsf
III -Sii~-- MtAa pretty FAM She Yes.
bed Il given 10 me- she's | fiat came oni
Hs--iLs~ll.l II hes sora sells
--Gss. Dstlsr reads osly tho Bible and
tLs E,eaips p.si. Better never fails 4
rss % lola si,ies o. question.
Can ,te sound 81 mans head. wLsr
his ~. hits hi@ s.ii' the rslling.pin, h
d.sefil-d a. ''ps,risfe ringf'
:. Tlsr hpsbsnd insy boss. Of holding
ihs sr,ss." i,ns ~ generally the wifi
that ss,s share W. saigon 10 gciog.
We p.~f h..r ansiLing more 81 ths
pl.onsxssIL. IA Las probably gone into I
bssbasLop and got talked 10 desih.
--IDsissd Of calling their city fathers
"bssshsrs. - once they did. New York
ess nos tLink burglars" the proper nAme
ios them.
1t IL said that slove 10 blind. and
perhaps this may account for the fact that
tvo losen never want any light IN the
front pArlor.
dude -Ba Jove, you know. II l
ahopld go burglar 1 should DO scared
n of my sisa. Ingenious maiden dream
have you seen one?
Y kAssAdiag sdvocaie Of uomsss rights
10 the vest has married . man by the
name Of Pickens. He will he poor Pick
ems when she gets done with him
b My dear" said Vermont wife 10
her husband on bis return from Troy,
"whst was the sweetest thing you saw in
bonne.s 10 the ci,yYs "The ladies' faces,
my love-
"A Scotch servant said, "Meenester, do
you know how tho streets OF Jerusalem
we're made oleAn?' NO." said the min
lister; How was it, Sandyf" "Wby,
By every one sweeping before his own
DOOR"
Captain De Witt Wallace Of Lafsy-
cite. Ind. Is the author Of q novel short.
y 70 appear, called Loves Ladder"
II evidently does not refer 10 love ut FIRST
eight. for that usually begins with . pair
Of stAses.
Nov that the grass begins 10 assume
luxusiAnt aud snccuIent greenness around
the Smithsonian Institute, recall the
lsts Alexander II. Stephens quaint de-
sire one day. when driving there, that
bis old cows 1t home could get . whsck
Att"
The craze on electrical study is DO
ginning 10 bear fruit. Are you the con-
dnctorf' asked . lad on an excursion
lrrin. Il am" replied the courteous off, |
riai. and my name is Wool" "Ohl that
saslt W. said the boy, ''ior wood is non.
--"WeIl, Joe. they say your going to
be nsrrledf" Yes" Failed in bust.
ness last week, didn't your YES.
Lost everything2" Yes ''Should |
'hink il would DO rather inopportune
lime TO get married Must support my
'sif come way"
do you believe 10 early marriages.
Mr. Wisemsn2" Indeed, aud do" re-
piled the old man; ''loug about shutdown
u sirIy candle lights plenty late enough;
'aves power Of expeDse in lightlp' up the
house an keepin' the fires sgoin' till after
be midnight hour. Fl had = dozen
daughters to marry Of they'd get married
10 tho afternoon"
-''Hss Jour father got his affairs wound
~ yeli- said Cleveland man to young
~ FSsH. whose pstcrnsl parent Fiat,
he jewelsr. recently made ~ assignment.
No." answered the youth. "and he lin't
likely 10 get 'em wound up inside Of TWEEN.
, years How so?" cried the acton
,hed citizen. "why. his assets are most
! 10 Waterbury wstches."b
The bishop 81 Oxford sent TO the
harcL varlcnH in his diocese . circular
4 inquisirs. among which was: "Does
our otiicisting clergyman preach the g.s
'ei. aud 10 his conversation and carrisgc
ousi,t.as tberrsiib'" The warden OF
vsiIinRiosd replied; HE breaches tho
ospei. bit does noi keep carriage"
= ttrr~sitrr II ~ill be- harder Tor needle
0 sel lost 10 . bsysisck than for man to
n dfink ia Rhode Island. -Phiiasiei-
hsa Tmes LIS odd hov these typo
rspLir~i blum iefr occur, What tho
aVs8s tEHt~ fsht's Ss'tNoby sosSo1Es w
- vas Thea !, il easier for needle 10
"a drink 10 . hysisck than for . man
. get 10 Rhode island.
- say. Ssiterr' shouted the impa-
leo, gentleman, ''io yon know that you
rnI,ed oue II the milirnium. you're ,uch
Iona ,isac coming" II beg your par
-. ss.r replied the polite sitendent,
bni yen also rssniui me OF something. to
Il. the Auscrseau rAsIc --sucb distance
rs~sv. iss., you knos." The matter
- s.sxigktsa ~ sssiled by arbitration
NJ Moody tslis o. "a old woman dnr-
& the late gar ~bo started oul Nth .
sLss ~Lra sh- heard the eSsmy we're Up.
aud when asked shat she could
. With poker 10 driving back armed
'idisrs. replied; Il can shov them which
Dc ] An on" Some people are not y
I'd - that Of showing their colors.