The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-12-10

one q their social dances op Christmas
eve. - Y.
The KimbaT House is now open to
the public, With W. II. Bronson as
prop1itor.
Seven wolves chasing jack rabbit
was. sight seen near Plankinton the
other day
One year ago last Tuesday night at 9
O'Clock p. IN. water was struck in our ar
tesian we'll
AS per notice elsewhere it will be
seen that the Catholic society give q
dance New Years eve.
A large number of jack rabbits were
brough into town Monday, killed the
Sun Saturday before.
The Louisiana Orange Blossom Con
solidated Ethiopian Minstsels play at
Plan kinton, White Lake and Chamber
lain this week.
The Press suggests that Pukwana tax
each dog in the town 50 and with the
proceeds sink an artesian well and build
few miles OF sidewalk.
ITO the victors belongs the spoils,"
said a Democratic Chamberlain grocer,
rs he worked off dozen bad eggs on to
j. w. Orcntt, the other day
Singular as it may seem, ice houses are
classed as extra hazardous risks by fire
insurance companies, and some of the
latter will not issue policies on them at
any rate.
The editor of this moral sheet has got
receipt for cleaning the SCOT out of
stove pipes that wild everlastingly knock
the socks OF from any on earth Guess
he will have to give it next week
Canton is troubled with malarial fe-
fer, due, the Adnocao thinks, TO the use
OF impure surface water. Kimbai is
more than blessed with her big ar;esian
we'll howine, 1900 barrels of pure water
every day.
All Odd Fellows arc requested to meet
at Geo. Mckay's Office Saturday eve
ming next for the purpose of taking steps
for instituting lodge in Himbali Bring
your cards Or any evidence of Odd Eel
lowship. Per order OF Committee.
It's always pleasant for man to have
his young wife knit him pair Of socks,
but it requires considerable diplomacy
on his part to ask her which part is in
~ f,r &I,
meant for the toes, without hurting her
feelings.
Astronomers tell US, in their own sim
pie, intelligent way, that the gradual
lengthening of the days is due to the OBJ
scurity of the ccliptic of the terrestrial
horizon" This ought to set at rest the
foolish idea that the days are longer be-
cause the sun rises earlier and sets later.
A Philadelphia women is reported to
have sent this note to an oil broker:
PLEASE buy me 10000 barrels of oil at
% cents and sell at Sl.10. Remit me the
difference less your commission Upon
the promptness with which you execute
this order depends my further patron.
agc."
A Georgia paper publishes as truth the
story Of Marion county farmer who be
came satisfied that he had tapeworm
So he carefully baited little tishhook
tied Il short line to it, swallowed tho
hook, and tied the line to hls button
hole. Then he waited for bite. BY
and by he thought he had one and yankee
the line; the hook caught in his throa
and had to be dug out. He didn'
catch the worm.
The average man usually has plenty
OF cheek when the right opportunity of
fers, but the man never lived that coult
risc to the sublimity of gall exhibited b,
Boeton woman lately. A few days ag,
two ladies, one of whom carried baby
entered carpet store and sgnified thei
desire to look at some carpets. Th
salesman cheerfully showed roll afte
roll, until the perspiration literall
streamed from every pore in his body
Finally one of the ladies asked the 9th c
il she did not think it was time to go
mot quite" was the answer of her con
panion; and then. in an undertone sh
added: Baby likes to see him roll ther
out, and 1t is not time to take the trai
yet"
Itgives us pleasure to announce ths
by special arrangements with the pull
fishers of the Inter Ocean, we are able I
offer the GRAPHIC and the Weekly Int
Ocean at the low price of $3.50 per We,
for both papers. 1t is perhaps needles
for us to say to our readers that the II
ter Ocean is a Republican paper of til
first order. for it is known as such u
over the country. 1t is also known as
fair and honest paper to all parties. 1t
broad and national in its views. AS
newspaper it is unexcelled. Each iss,
has the news of the world condense'
Its literary character is high, and as
family newspaper it has reputation Sc
ond to no metropolitan journal in Il
nation. Specimen copies can be seen
this o flee.