Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-11-13
Tho ralus OF rc-nI Advice.

Tho f-I:l of la-Tsers fEN.:n Hl!cl Pr-si3E.!t
Cleveland gra4us:Sd int his pst=sa.4t high o.
Scc stiil nlainiaIfs Is o., szIiza;4rl slnl
st2clilg II tkc ufoteSSCa. Tee gentleman
who slc,ee Id 20 the pzcsi,1eI1i pl4ce /. LIS
fin l. known Is the IA, SyvaI2ora. D,sils
being = god Iivyer aEsl astuss i,O-sJl-l-I ka
i a!so the fatsacT II -ih,, Ire7,Igel Il blce-
eyed alsl bicas1c-.-aired Little la,s.el. This
little mid lbs rsach~j tll1s I--tgre Gse Of i
year. SOllgi!:lys = C5-n,s IV-il L. lastG1l a
o.ace in TIE Weed b!c.sss O. Ts,S,l,cr rSa >cts
70 tSe Members Of lse .i-Ia and professionally
10 iri:Ig q LitcI sunshine i,I.o toe ordinary
gloom Of professional wuek GA o.lc ucCa-
s.ol when ,hc Tai SycaI.,orc's Ii,tlc girl Eas
- the oiliae Ler father Was Jusy With \ NUN
bcr - CcntlczneI The -littlo lass WANDERED
INTO tie senir.as ufiice and entered INTO COZ
vlTs-1tiCa VII that gentleman
Ar Inc manner Of aUycrs DC managed
u 81 into kJr O. sLiience and after tho Ila-i-
NJ Of L1g s-L >le p9u9el into the D-oicS-
s.1LZEi bosom LIZ narrative Of h-r woes and
bsSOlglI lie counsel vi .lcr lu-IncL fElcDd.
ErlgGv stated. bcr case vas this: She wanted
= CglG. Sbc III I-zic several MOTORS 10
IEaI effect il lie pE;e44lal court, but a. one
Ire-s-t q another toe hearings bad bes-l a.
.5IrIs-j LII postponed 10 ~ extent which
MADE her doubtful u ever securing tinsl
DECISION in tie matter.
Having accepted a kiss as . retainer IN the
cGSe. the president former partner proceeded
20 advise his fair client His legal intellect
gr2Spei t5esiruation az once His experienced
and quick working mind immediately seized
upon tbs relseiy. The thing for you 70
do said IL, i this: Go night into Jour
paPah of4i~e and. no matter who Is there, tel
him you want goat II you only tel him
once be may not hear you, 50 you had better
tel him several times Yes, Won had better
keep on telling him until you are sure he IN
dsrsia2GS YOU
The little woman opened her big, blue eyes
in admiration Of her lawyers ability, and
Immediately proceeded 20 act on his advice
She marched soberly into her fathers Office,
intent upon her mission So absorbed was
She in her plrpGse that she paid no attention
10 the seven Or eight prominent railroad men
who were receiving and treaSuring the pre-
C50us and expensive words Of counsel falling
from the lips Of the Tall Sycamore. She
lifted her dimyled chin 10 the level Of the pa.
ternal desk and remarked in bel ike tones.
discussion was an important one and her re-
mark was no; noticed She resumed:
Papa, l want goat want goat,
want goat. want = goat want 4 goat,
I wan: q goat. papa want q goat, want
q goat. ! want goat. Papa, want goat
I want Z goat, I want a goat, l want goat
I want e goat. papa want -"
Here, Your along into the other room
Ike good g.rl and you shall have q goat
l. hal :: least been made clear 70 the pa
ts-ral mind that something was wanted AMI
wauted badly.
TIE LITTLE maid returned - her advisers
?itoc and tod him Of the success q the MS
<on. You know how 70 get goats, Sic re-
marked aprrovin-ly, and rewarded the law
Yer in q CON which does not usually pass
current in Law OiiiceS.-Buftalo Ex.-reSS