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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
CALL TO THE UNCoNvERrED.


The Dakota editors were sorely disap-
pointed in not having an opportunity to
shake hands with the two noted evangelists
last evening. The protracted services at
the camp ground delayed Brothers JONES
and SMALL until it was too late to meet the
Dakota brethren. Brother JONES was
equally disappointed. but he desires the
GLOBE to say that if the Dakota editors
will put in an appearance at the camp
ground this morning, at 1890 o'clock he
will give them talk. The GLOBE takes
special interest in our visiting Dakota
brethren, and it is of the opinion that
right down good lamming from Brother
JONES will improve their spiritual condi-
ton. If Dakota can't get into the Union it
is some comfort to know that there is a
chance for a Dakota editor to get into
heaven. They are worth praying for
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Returning Good Cor Evil.

Texas Siftings.
Parson Whangdoodle Baxter meets Jim
Webster, one of his parishioners.
L hopes dat yer am still waikiki in de
narrer patf, Jeems."
''Ihope so, too, parson."
docs yer carry out de golden rule OBJ re-
turnin' good TO. ebil?"
II has been returnin' good for ebil, but
Use been losin' money at de biziness. No
later dan las week 1 lost dollar by dat ar
foolishnesS."
''How so, Jmees?"
s'Gabe Snodgrass asked me ter change a
dollar for him. l glib him two good silver
half dollars for bad dollar bill. Dat was
returnin' good for ebil wit vengeance"
''Jim Webster" said Parson Baxter, look
ing over his specs, 81 wants ter ask yer a
few queshons."
''All right, parson.''
eyer got de bad dollar bill las week,
didn't yer?''
Yes. sah."
Yer went to church las Sunday, didn't
yer?''
''Hey9"
yer heered me. Needn't make out yer
didn't heah me. l seed yer in church las
Sunday. l had my eye on yer. You was
skylarkin' wild dat Saddle-cullered gal, Ma
Tidy SNOWFALL. You was payin' no ten
shun ter de gospel tidings. But OATS not
the wussest FEASIBILITY yer has been up ter"
''What does yer mean, parson?"
LAS Sunday dar was bad dollar in de
hat, and, as Moses said unter Nathan, 'Dou
art de man; and yet yer have the gall to
tell me dat you am in de narrer paff. Here's
de bad dollar, and you jess shell out a good
one eff yer don't wanter be slammed on de
groun' an wrapped aroun' a tree"
But Parson Baxter
''Han' ober good dollar for dis bad one.
So, OATS right. Now you has been returnin'
good for ebil some more. You are still in
de narrer paff. Him what endureth to de
end shell be saved. Good mawnin', Jeems;"
and with pleasant smile that seemed to
meet behind his ears, Parson Baxter passed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
SELFISH CHRISTIANS.

Brother JONES took whack yesterday
at the pharasaical doctors of divinity who
set themselves up as shining guide-boards
to the New Jerusalem, and then don't care
a continental whether the traveller goes
that way or some other way Mr.. JONES'
rebuke need not to have been confined to
that class of preachers who have handles
to their names. There are thousands of
just such sO-called Christians in all
departments of church work. They
look upon their religion just as they do
upon their bank accounts AS long as thew
think the investment is safe and pays
good dividend they put themselves to no
trouble to get others to invest in the same
securities. This is q mighty selfish world
any way you turn it over
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
A Smart Esoy,

washington Capital.
During the terrific thunder storm that
came over the city last week little eight
year-old boy living in the northern part of
town was awakened, and called his mother,
who was sitting in the drawing-room down
stairs. She sat with him little while and
told HIM he need have no fear because God
took care of little boys and would not let
the lightning hurt them.
''But God is way up in heaven" SAID.
the child.
Yes" replied the mother, ''but He is
here, too; He is staying right in the room
with you. He can protect you, but 1 can
not AS long as God is here you need not
be afraid"
The child was quieted, and the mother
went back to the drawing-room Pretty
soon there came another deafening clap of
thunder, when the boy, crawling out of bed.
came to the head of the stairs and called
again.
What do you want, George2" asked his
mother.
You come up here and stay with God
awhile and let me go down stairs" was the
ranlu-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
HE WON'T RuY.

Being little vexed at the unaccommo-
dating spirit manifested by the Milwaukee
road toward the Red Rock Camp Meeting
association, SAM JONES said last night that
he was as independent as the corporations,
because he was the son of a King who was
able to buy the Milwaukee line and not
miss the change from his pocket. At the
same time it is safe to bet that SAM jones'
royal parent is not going to do anything Of
the sort. The Lord is not investing in Mil
waukee stock at this time. Besides, the
Milwaukee line is under the control of
Chicago management, and there are no
dealings between the Lord and Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
He Knew the Sign.

Ild Bits.
She came into the office with poem.
Married or single?" said the man at the
desk, taking the manuscript. but not open
ing it.
1T is poem" she explained.
Il know it, he replied, looking at the
blue ribbon with which it was tied.
Are you married OF single, is what 1
want to know"
20. excuse me. sir, I'm unmarried"
That's enough. We don't want your
poetry"
''Why not?" she asked, amazed.
oTain't poetry"
''Why, sir, how do you know? You
haven't looked at it."
''That's no difference You can't write
poetry. Horace says, The poet is born.
not maid and Horace's opinion is good
enough for me. Good morning. Tom, go
out and get a half column solid of that dog
fight" and the busy brains of the midnight
thinker moved on in their ceaseless march.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Beautiful MRS. Cleveland,
Cleveland Leader.

Mrs. Cleveland is beautiful woman, and
she is better looking than any of the pictures
which have Seen published to represent her.
She is of about the same height as President
Cleveland, perhaps trifle shorter. She stands
straight upon her feet, and her shoulders are
very pretty, very straight, and well rounded.
she has beautiful neck, pretty pink ears,
and her arms are large, fair and beautiful.
Her complexion is fair, but not rosy, and her
eyes are perhaps the prettiest feature of her
face. She smiled upon nearly every man
that shock hands with her last night, and the
smile seemed each time as though it was in
tended for the man to whom it was addressed
1t was not stereotyped, icy or ELUSIVE, but
it was full OF friendly feeling and personal
magnetism. She made splendid impression
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
BY A BROTHERS HAND.
A Young Farmer Living Near Aroola.
ILL.,, Ends Petty Quarrel
With Fratricide.
At Chicago Montreal Frenchman Raises
Money by Mortgaging His Hosts
Imported Piano.
Inc Lawyers of st. Louis Elect a
Socialist to Try Indicted
Anarchists.
Contest Between the Laws of New
York and Nebraska Regard
ing Btgamy.
KILLED His Brother.
Special to the Globe.

NATION, ILL.,, June 24.-Four miles
west OF Arcola, Stephen Campbell and his
brother. Harvey Campbell. engaged in a
quarrel at their mothers house last night.
Stephen shot his brother three times, two
OF the balls passing through his body and
one lodging in his breast Tho wounds
were fatal. Stephen is barely 81 years of
age, and has been married but a month.
Harvey was 81 years old and leaves wife
and two children. Their home is in Ar
cola. The Campbell family has long had
the reputation of being quick with the gun.
The quarrel which had such sad termina-
ton was due to the interference OF Harvey
in little dispute between his brother and
the hired man. Stephen has been arrested.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Two Musical Giants at Play.

DOSlOn traveller.
List in London told friend that when
he and Chopin were young some one told
him that Chopin had talent for mimicry.
List said to the Polish pianist: Come
round to my rooms this evening and exhibit
this talent of yours" So Chopin came in
a blonde wig. II was very blonde at that
time" said List. Presently an acquaint-
ance of List came in, and Chopin went to
meet him and took off LISTS voice and
manner so perfectly that the man was
completely deceived and made an appoint
ment with him for the next day. '.And
there l was in the room all the time" List
remarked, laughing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
The letter Carriers.

New YORK. June pa large mass
meeting was held here tonight at which
resolutions were adopted demanding that
congress pass the bill limiting the labor of
letter carriers and other postoffice employees
to eight hours per day, and asserting that
every man. of whatever party, who shall
assist in defeating the measure will be held
responsible therefore at the polls Among
those present was Grand Master Workman
Powderly, who pledged the support of the
Knights of Labor to the principle of the
bill
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
The Maine knights.

LEWISTON, Me-, June 24.-The knights
of Labor in this state propose to address
open letters to the candidates for the Office
of governor and to all candidates for the
legislature. demanding a decided YES" or
mo- without any ''glittering generaliza-
TONS" Among other things in the inter-
ests of labor they will demand that the can
didates pledge themselves to vote for ten
hour law, employers liability bill, repeal
of the law of Imprisonment for debt and
the abolition of the trustees process.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
THE ANARCHISTS.
I'm st. Louis They Are Objects of
SVmpathV.

sympathy.
ST. LOUIS, June 24.-There was an in
teresting scene enacted at the court of GRIM
inal cuttings to-day in connection with the
election of a special judge to try the cases
of the anarchists charged with indorsing at
an unlawful assemblage the action of their
Chicago brethren during the haymarket
riots in that city. There were only score
of the members of the bar present to partic-
ipate in the election, and the majority of
those evidently favored the defense. for
William Burch, an outspoken advocate Of
socialist doctrines, was chosen. Judge
NOonan recognized the significance of their
choice. and knowing him to be at
present visiting in New York city, ordered
that he qualify by or before o'clock this
evening, which time was also mentioned for
new election, should Mr.. Burch not APP
pear. Prosecuting Attorney Claiborne
arose and asked leave to enter a nolle
proseQui in the case. Judge Noonan
answered: ''It is exceedingly unfortunate
that such result as you describe should be
brought about I do not know how or
where to fix the responsibility for the delay
that this selection has caused, except to
place it on those who participated in the
election. Gentlemen before taking part in
these elections should certainly acquaint
themselves with the facts in the case.
Your nolle.prosequi in this case is accepted"
New warrants, however, were Immediately
issued for the anarchists and they will be
rearrested and another judge will be
elected to try the cases.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Getting an Educa ton.

BOSlOH I1Srdlu
Here's new way for an impecunious
youth to get an education: The Bowdoin
college base ball nine wanted certain
players services. so money enough was
provided to enable him to take special
course in college and thus make him mem-
Der of the nine. Other college clubs care so
little about education that they kick at this
arrangement.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Shot in Court.

BALTIMORE, June 24.-Late last night a
difficulty occurred between Jerome Kuhne
and Wallace Owing, during which Owing
was cut with knife. Kuhne was arrested
and brought before magistrate this after
noon, but before any witnesses could be
found Owing stepped forward and shot
Kuhne in the region of the heart.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
The scale signed.

MILWAUKEE, June 24.-The local COM
mittee of the Amalgamated association of
iron and steel workers to-day submitted ITS
scale for the ensuing year to the repres&-
tatives of the North Chicago Rolling mill
company at Bayview. 1t was signed. 1t
is the same as the scale adjusted by the
conference committees at Pittsburg.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Very unreasonable.

Inspector-Your accounts show that you
have issued rations to 1000 Indians. But
there are only 750 Indians on your reserva-
tions. Indian Agent can't help that.
1t is the duty of,the government to provide
the Indians. It is all I can do to issue
enough rations to support my family in
Europe, without finding the Indians to
issue them to. The government can't ex-
pect me to do everything. -Brooklyn Eagle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Girls ON a strike.

Special to the Globe.
CINCINNATI. o., June 24.-Nearly 500
girls at Krippendorf Sc Detmer's shoe fac
tory went on a strike this morning for
curious reason. They all belong to the
Hannah Powderly assembly, Knights of
Labor, and are ardent partisans. This
morning man had row with Mr..
Thane of the Knights executive committee,
in the alley next to the factory, and was
severely hurt. The girls concluded the
row was on account of the knights of
Labor and, refusing to believe otherwise,
walked out. The proprietors expect them
back Tomorrow
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

IT IS doubtful if Senator BECKs bill, pro-
hibiting senators from acting as the attorneys
for railroad companies will ever become a
law, as it is asking too much OF many OF the
senators to vote for such bill and thus cut
off their own revenue. A few of the senators
are revenue reformers, but their reform
ideas do not include such purely personal
matters.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

The fifty surviving soldiers of the First
volunteer regiment have been holding a re-
union at Winona. The veterans represent
the first regiment offered to the Federal gov
eminent after the call for troops by Presi-
dent LINCOLN at the outset of the civil war.
At the time of the call Gov. RAMSEY hap
pened to be in Washington. A few telegraph
messages between the governor and the mem
bers of the militia and the protfer was made,
thus giving Minnesota the honor Of having
first offered a regiment of soldiers to the
Federal authorities. OF the thousand who
marched out of the state, but fifty odd live to
recall old times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
TO IGNATIUs DONNELLY.

Ignatius, thou iconoclast,
Again our faith is sadly shaken,
Our Shakespeares day it seems is past,
But you, good sir, have saved your Bacon
We "set thief to catch thief
For chat the one will know his brother,
Your cryptogram proved this, in brief
One cipher found out by another.
The Rambler.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

orders in Sherbrooke, and the former village
will now impose tax on Sherbrooke bakers
delivering bread in Lennoxville. Each village
win thus be amply protected against the other,
and the happy people will be secured in the
privilege of paying the tax in the enhanced
prices of their bread.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
He's Safe. at Amy Rate.

Special to the Globe.
JOLIET, ILL.,. June 24.-Jack Conner
alias Riley, Chicago burglar who was
sent to the Waupun prison in 1881 from
Milwaukee for ten years for burglary aud
who escaped from Waupun on July 4, 1888,
was to-day found to be in the Joliet prison
serving nine-year term under the name of
John w. Benton, from Douglas county,
sent UP last spring.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

The Ice Palace directors are to have a
meeting next week and close up the accounts
and business of last winters carnival. They
will not consult the thermometer as fire.
quently as was the case during the carnival
season. The thermometer, if consulted, will
show difference of some 100 degrees, as read
now and then.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Fractured. but Not Broken.

Sioux Falls Argus.
P. P. Peck's little boy Porter met with
quite sad accident yesterday. While out
riding his horse stumbled and threw him I'M
der it. He was badly bruised and cut, and at
first it was thought that his leg was broken
Upon examination it was thought that it was
only fracture that would come out all right
in short time. The injuries are quite Sc
We re and will lay the little fellow up for some
time.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
His Shameful Conduct.

Amanda-Reginald, I understand you
have been circulating the report that we
are engaged, around town.
Regnald-And so we are. my dear
Amanda-Yes, know, but it seems as
though man who cared for my future hap
piness ought not to say anything that will
prevent me marrying some good man.
lid Bits.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
They Sent to Save Heather Souls.

Judge IOurgee IN q Recent Lecture.
While practicing law number of years
ago, l had a peculiar will case. An old
lady, who was Shareholder, dying, be-
queathed her colored man, John, and her
dusky maid, Jane, who sustained to each
other the relations of husband and wife. to
the trustees of the church, to be used as tar
as possible to the ''glory of God" 1 was
curious to know what course was taken,
and. upon investigation, found that, after
meditation and prayer. the pious trustees
sold their living legacy at auction and
with the proceeds sent a missionary to
China.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

port that Miss Josie Medill, daughter of
the editor of the Chicago Tribune is to be
married abroad to son of James G. Blaine
is utterly without foundation. In fact, it
is authentatively stated, that Miss Medill
is not and has not been engaged.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Robbed a Chinaman.


NEW ORLEANS, La, June 24.-Charlie
Linden. an industrious Chinamal of ST.
James parish, who has accumulated about
5000. was assaulted by two white men
Tuesday, who beat him with clubs until
they thought him dead. They then ram
sacked his house and secured $500 of his
money. The Chinaman recognized one of
them, Creole named league, and was al
most positive the other was Leon Levy, a
Jew. Linden died Yesterday after making
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Simply q Promise.

Hastings Gazette.
There is promise of au exceedingly large
crop of potato bugs this season, SO make
ready your tin pans and paris green.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

CONGRESSMAN GRosvENoR Of Ohio, at re-
cent banquet, announced that there was more
intense feeling in the Buckeye state against
the New England states than there was against
the South. He assigns as a reason for the
feeling that New England did not want the
West and South to improve and desired to
hold these two sections back by adverse leg
islation, or, rather, refusing such legislation
as was for the benefit of the West and South
1t is not known whether the sentiment was
expressed, but it is highly probable that the
banquet was not cold-water affair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
The Useful Lightning Rod.

SIUuA I uIIS ATguS.
The club-footed cigarmaker, who has been
getting drunk frequently, was "fulp' again
this morning. He was in Guy Weeds ele-
vator in the way, but protected by Paulus'
bull dog. Marshal Burnside. after poking the
dog out with lightning rod, captured ''club-
foot and put him in the cooler
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
His Case i'm a Lawyers Hands.

duTlIUTU IIHIGS.
The hopeful six-year-old son of one of
Waterbury's best-known lawyers walked
into the district court room the other morn
ing and, presenting black kitten with a
string about it's neck, said: Papa, will
you take care of my cat until school is
out?"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Not Half Told.

CIearWater Advance.
We understand that ex-editor, ex-farmer,
ex-representative, ex-Myers was not pleased
at the illusions made to him in last weeks
issue. If Mr.. Myers could hear all that is
said about his efforts to furnish brains for
the alliance" he would give some one else
chance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
AnExtra 1ndmcement
Rustic,

NUSJIVT.
To every subscriber in Walworth county
owing us anything, who will call upon or send
US 81 on account of subscription, we will pre-
sent them with fine new map of Dakota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
A MATCH.

She lit my cigar;
We were parting, twas late,
Yet l still fingered on;
How I bless the kind fate
Which inclined her to light my cigar.
As she lit my cigar
l saw in her eyes
Something deeper than friendship,
And this sweet surprise
Made match, as she lit my cigar.
Providence Journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

THE Chicago Presbyterian ministers have
about decided that it is sinful to chew plug
tobacco, but that there is no sin in taking
bit OF 1ine-cut or extracting the smoke from
good cigar. A bad cigar they are unani-
nous about as an abomination to the Lord
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Not Perfectly Satisfied.
Waseca Radical.

And still the big steals go on, Minneapolis
is working through congress another $780, 600
for their postotfice. Wants another story,
probably. And Winona is to get $50, 600 more
for her government building Better If con-
gress evens up things little by allowing a
few dollars month to pay rent on the Waseca
postoffice.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Trying 90 Carch un

Bangor Dak.) Rustler.
We have had an abundance of rain the past
week, and the wheat is humping itself now to
catch up.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
The New Police.
Waseea Radical.

WdSecd hHuICuI.
Great Scott, but don't the police loom up
behind their brass buttons. Kelley looks
like hollyhock and two brass nails. Bring
out the caps and arm up with the clubs boys
and have little style about you.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
A New Explanation.

AnOka Union.
After the old capitol building was destroyed
by fire, st. Paul was so afraid she might lose
it that new one was started post-haste, and
now the taxpayers are told that the structure
is rotten from top to bottom
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Steamship Arrivals.

London-Arrived: The Bohemia from New
York for Hamburg.
Boston-Arrived; The Iowa for Liverpool.
New York-Arrived: The City of Berlin
from Liverpool.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25
Lonely wi,bo,,, u.r

Sank Rapids Sentinel.
Mrs. Henry Chelgren left here week ago
to-day for visit of few weeks at Lake City
with her friends there. In the mean time
Henry is about as lonesome as u duck out of
water.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-25

THE socialists of St. Louis have abandoned
their original plan of holding demonstration
on the Fourth of July. They are evidently
afraid that the patriotic and celebrating chill
dren will endanger the lives of the foreign
celeblantS.