Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-06-08
W.T. AND HUnroR.

oQuY HOOUs representing NUMBER OF
cats contemplating muzzled dogs with
unconcealed manifestations Of delight.
A Louisville preacher, who has no
late night work away from home. calls
for tax Of 500 on pistols. a better
scheme would be 10 raise the price Of
whisky to 800 = drink Lonssvilie
CoNyter-sIoarnal.
Whats the fare ON the cable-carsP''
demanded wild-eyed man at the en-.
trance to the Brooklyn bridge. Three
cents. Gimme q ticket, he shouted;
''gimme ticket, and III put an end to
my miserable existence ~ Il. Times.
An exchange speaks Of the vitality
Of frogs. We know something about
this. We heard singer twenty years
ago. He had frog in his throat. We
heard him again last week. The frog
was still alive. Musicians say this Is
not at all unusual Puck.
The importance of systematic giving
as a part Of worship was urged by Dr.
Parkhnrst Yesterday. "a single dol
lar" he said, .smay look large, but
when spread out over year Il is too
thin to lie down upon and pray Thy
4
NJ Pasteur. who inoculatcd the four
Newark boys who were bitten by an
alleged mad dog. pronounces them
cured. As none of the dogs bitten by
the same animal, and since chained up,
have gone mad, we suppose it is safe
to pronounce them cured, too. Norris
t0sCn Herald
do understand You to say, Mr.. X,
that you cannot take this note upp"
Exactly, sir; exactly '.But what am
/ to do with ii, thenp'' well, If you
little while, give it to me and I'll take
care Of il for you and won't charge you
storage. To-day.
Polnpano-..I think we had better get
dinner set of IA pieces" Mrs. Pom.
piano. Nonsense. Too many by far.
shall not get more than fifty-six
pieces Pompano-s.On second thought,
my dear, you are right. Mary Ann will
make up the IA pieces in less than q
/. week. - Philadelphia Call.
Small Brother-"Whe did you get
that cake, Annieg'' Small Sister
Mother gave it TO me- = Small Brother
-s'Ah! she always gives you more than
me. Small Sister Never mind; she's
going to put mustard plasters on Us
when we 60 to bed tonight, and I'll ask
her to let you have the biggest -" Hotel
Nal.
20. boys. tell me what was drinking
last nightp @. my head, my head!F
moaned a commercial traveller in New
Jersey town. Rye and water re-
piled one who had come out Of the SYM
postum in better shape than the rest.
what terrible water they do have
herer' was all the sufferer could say
N. X. 1sdbits.
There Is another cold wave coming"
remarked Mr.. Fangle to his wife last
night. Where fromp" asked the lady.
From the Northwest, where they al
come from. why do all the cold
waves come from She Northwest, my
dearpH 20, because there is so much
GOODNESS between ST. Paul and Minneap-
oils. Pittsburg Chronicle.
Dining with the Minister Of Finance.
q remarkably fine carp was placed OBJ
posite Talleyrand, but the fish was al.
ready cold. That is splendid carp,
said the fnancicr; chow do You like itp
It came from my estate Of Visur- Aisne.
did itpu replied TallcyraDd, adding
slYly, but why did You not have Il
cooked hereg" Good Cheer.
The patriotism Of Brooklyn boys de-
veIops early, and they take lively IN
terest in public affairs. This dialogue
occurred at the brcakfast-fable Of one Of
our prominent lawyers day or two