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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07

mn NiNb VIZ l'lNIMtNIS
WILLIsTON, VI. April s. 1886,
NEUROTIC OIL CO.,-Gcntlemen / have
been troubled with rheumatism for n num-
Der OF years, and have spent "A great deal of
able to z relief until used Neurotlc on 1t
mas done wonders for me. Yours truly,
BENZ. +. CHARLES.
WINoosKI, VT, April s, 1886.
NEUROTIC on CO.,-Geutlemc | have
been troubled with Sciatica for long time
After using Neurotic Oil, | was immediately
relieved. | recommend it as the best of ali
ALLEN STONE.
BURLINGTON, VT, March 6. 1856.
NEUROTIC OIL CO., Gentlemen / have
been great sufferer from Neuralgia for a
number OF years. | was induced by Il friend
10 Try Neurotc on, and il gave me immediate
feiei; also recommend il for burns and
sore throat MRS. WIN. POTTER.
WINoosKI. VT, April o, 1886.
NEuRoTIC OIL CO,-Gentlemen For over
twenty years have suffered with rheumatism,
ana ~ times nave been unable to be about
FOR six or eight weeks. had severe attack
not long since and very fortunately tiled Neu-
rotic OH. 1t helped me at once and / can
heartily recommend IL as the greatest rbeu
matte remedy of the age. MAI. A. AUSTIN.
From the forema An of the Burlington Water
Works.
>, January % 1886.
winter while in discharge of my duty Mt the
Satcr works, l received Il severe cut while
CLOSING WINDOW. Il caught cold at the time
which caused the wound to swell and main mo
severely, causing me sleeplcss nights Hear
ing OF Neurotlc Oil, gave it a trial, and after
using Two bottles | called myself cured /
nave since used it for a severe bruise and
spraln and md II to be the King of Liniments
Yours truly, JOEL " THOMAS -
BURLINGTON, VI, March ID, 1886
,NEuhoIlC on Co,-Gentlemen One ap.
CONVINCED me that you do not claim too
much Tor II, and the relief is so soon that il
scen's 10 ne possessed of magical power.
JAS. a. STONE, 145 Main ST
Ask your dealer for {. Have him get il for
you II not in stock Price p cents,
NEuROrIC OIL CO., BURLINGTON, VT
A,w,5p.3m
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A POOR MANS BLESSING.

The instanlent plan, when conducted in an
honorable manner, is II blessing to any party
of small means, who wishes 10 furnish their
homes and have not the ready cash. Messrs.
b. A. ATKINSON n CO., No. s27 Washington
Street, Boston, Mass. sell Furniture, Carpets,
Bedding, stoves, and Ranges, and Furthermore
they deliver their goods tree TO any railroad
freight depot in New England on this plan.
Their prices are low, and their goods first
class Notice their advertisement in the col
umns OF this paper.
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Customs Appointments.

Inc following customs appointments
were made by Collector Smalley May ! ;
Lewis II. kittell of Sheldon, deputy col
iector at st. Adams G b. Evans of
MoretoWn, deputy collector and inspec-
tor ut Wind Mill Point William j. Lang
shore and Michael Mckenzie of Burlng-
Ton, watchmen at Burlington +. +. Stone,
=, r. COOK and NJ. j, Daley, tally clerks at
burlington. Messrs. Evans, fangshore
and Mckenzie We're old soldiers
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07

The next session of the Chittenden coun.
ty Sunday-school association will be held
at Jericho Centre, June - and l6. The
executive committee of which Mr.. ID. H..
Macomber of Essex junction is chairman.
were in session yesterday in this city com
plttlng arrangements for the same, which
will be made public in the near future
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DIED.

FoY.-ln this city Wednesday, at Q p. m.
Nina, youngest daughter OF Mr. and Mrs. r.
f. Foy, aged l6 years.
SAGER.-In this city, Friday, April 30. in
rant daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Sager
WARD.-ln Milton, Vt, Muy2. 1856, of neu-
ragia of the heart, William Ward formerly of
CastletOn, aged - years.
Rul lnnd papers pIease cOpY.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07

CHICAGO. May 5.
Labor troubles and riots Occasioncd almost
total stoppage of speculative trading on
change to-day. Prices nuctuated between
very narrow ranges and closed about the
same AS yesterday.
FLoUk-dull. southern winter at 4 40
al SO; Wisconsin at 0O6D4 IS; Michigan at
o0G4 20. soft spring at 1904 90; Mime
sofa bakers at 3 5Rlt4 80 patent at G5dI5 % /:
low grades at 200 a. 305; rye flour at 3 300
30; huckwhcat at ) 80. WHEAT 49, dun
Nav at 12sGJ7Sls; No. ? spring at 17js CoRN
easyat b. bATS-dul at 29l6 kYE-dull
NO. 2 at 81. BARLEY-dull. No. : att 80
WATERFOWL Union Live stock Markets
WATERTOwN, May 4.
Cattle Market-The cattle market was I'M
changed.
Market Beef-extra. 7.jo0,7 -; first quality,
Wdi %; second quality 5UOll6 80; third quad
ity, 81 OUG4 80
Cattle Receipts of 1858 head.
Cattc-Store Cattle-W Orking oxen per
pair, from Sl000Sl90 Farrow cows Slj6S32.
Fancy cows S506JS0. Mich cows and calves,
S;;594S rfearlings S9GDls. Two-ycars-o
Swine-Receipts of l1,662
Swine-NOrthcrn dressed hogs 516c n h.
western fat, live 434lL54 n b.
Sheep and lambs-Rccepts of t,S6
sheep and Lambs-In lots at = 5UdL4 80, extra
at COd6 25.
Veal Calves at 2l6d5l6
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MilitarN Matters.

Second Lieut.. Frank Bruce OF the Full
Ter Light Battery, having left the State,
he has been honorably discharged and
Col, Julius J. Estey of the First regiment
has been authorized to preside at an cleo
ton to fill the vacancy thus caused.
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Fresh cranberries. 10 to- II cents quart
! Cooking apples, 30 to 50 cts. Il peck Ban
allas are 30 to GOcts. a dozen. Pineapples
% to % cents apiece. Florida are out
| OF market. Nessua and Valencia oranges
are 20 to 80 cts per dozen. Figs are
~ to 80 cents pound and dates II
cents. Messina lemons are - 40 cents
a dozen, according to quality. Lettuce
9 cents head. Pie plant cts "A pound.
French prunes are 10 to 20 cents a
pound. Dried apples & to s cents a
pound. Evaporated apples, 10 to II cts a
pound. bermuda onions 10 cents
pound. Radishes cents bunch
Potatoes are 60 cents bushel
Cabbages, cts pound; pickles 80 to 90
cts. gallon, plain or mixed Beets - cts
peck turnlps ID cents peck winter
squash cents Il pound, Vegetable oysters
ID cents bunch. Parsnips 3 cents Il
pound. Spinach, G5 cents peck,
Dairy Products.
Butter is - cents a pound Cheese is
l2H to IL cents. Eggs are 10 cents a doz.
Fancy cheeses are AS follows; Pineapple
cheeses Is cents to 100 each according to
size; ROquetort cheese 40 cents pound
English dairy % cents; Edam 81 90 each
Neufchatcl cents IA package; Guada
cheese, 40 cents pound Cheddar
cheese, 81 piece. Milk cents "A
quart Pure Jersey cream 80 cents
quart
Flour, sugar, etc.
St. Louis flour $50 to 81 25 "A barrel
Michigan, 50 90 to - 80. Spring patents
and Minnesota patents, 81 % to 80
barrel. Buckwheat Is / cents a pound.
Granulated SUGARS g. to So cts pound.
Light brown, u to ! cents. New maple
sugar is 10 to - cents a pound and maple
syrup Is 81 II gallon in cans, 50 cents
in bulk. New white clover honey is
IS to 20 cents pound. Nuts, all kinds as
sorted 20 cents ii pound. Pop corn cents
Il pound mince meat IL cents pound
Horse radish, 10 and 20 cents a bottle.
New cider Jelly in five pound buckets 80
cents. Apple Jelly 30 cents for 5-pound
pals, Raspberry jam 30 cents for 3
pound pals. Grape fruit 80 to 90 cents
dozen.
Meats and Fish.
Spring lamb is quoted at Is to 20 cents for
headquarters and 10 to l2l2 cents for fore
quarters. Beef, best cuts Western, for
porter house is quoted at % cents; sir
loin, 20 cents; round, Ii to IS cents,
Vermont beet quoted at lG to 20
cents Veal steaks Is to 20 cents. Roasts
10 to Is cents per pound Cheaper cuts to
10 cents. Hams, sugar cured l2l5 to
10 cents per pound, breakfast bacon
ID to Is cents, homeless ham, IL to 20
cents pound, California hams, l2la to 10
cts. Il pound, smoked shoulders, 10 cts,
tripe 10 cents, picked pigs feet l2l6
cents Corn beef to l2& cents.
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RECEIVED.

This statement shows that the total
number of pieces of mail matter handled
during the month was 1858 against
100, jG6 during the previous month Dur
ing the month 81 special delivery letters
We're received at this Office and y special
delivery stamps were sold.
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BURLINGTON. May &, lS>6.
Butter is quoted lower this week. Su.
gar Is frmer ; eggs unchanged. Early
vegetables are more plenty, and prices
Slightly lower Meats and fish aIe I'm
changed. The following are to-day's quo.
tatiouS.
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RICHMOND, May 3.

Market tor butter is quiet and receipts light.
falr to good, II to III cents per p uud; choice
IL TO IS cents per pound; fine, - to ~ cents
per pound. Cheese-Factory, 10 to II cents
er pound dairy, to 10 cents per pound.
Eggs, II cents per dozen. Potatoes, - to 80
cents per busheI.
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] y. ca .!I.!..l u1I..!g., J
IzIF III u. J /!

Enterprsing young men who wish to pre-
pare themselves for successful start in bust
ness, can do II hest by course of study at
the ALBANY BUSINESS COLLEGE. Has
over 5000 graduates in business. Catalogue
and specimens of penn TN hip mailed rec on
a plication. Address. CARNELL & CAR
IART, oil and So North Pearl street, Albany
n. Y.
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Buttcr dull at ID to II cents per pound
sclectionS,H shade higher eggs, slow at /!
cents per dozen; beans, II to Sl.2j per buShel {;
potatoes, - to 10 cents per bushcl; beef, )
TO i cents per pound pork, } to Il cents per
pound; hay, $40 TO Sl2 per ton ; straw, Slu
to Sl2 per ton.
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Vermont Produce Market.



Attendance large, prices about the same us
last week. General prices Is cents stlec-
tions 10 cents; some extra makes IA cent or
two higher. Shipment Ills tubs. Eggs II
cents for shipping.
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Pork, roast, 10 to 10 cents pound steak.
12H to 10 cents. Salt pork 10 to 1919 cents
pound. In poultry, chickens dressed are
Is 10 ~ cents pound, fowls 10 to 20
cents, and turkeys 20 to % cents;
Geese' 10 to Is cents a pound;
ducks, IS to 20 cents pound
Fresh salmon, 10 cents for best cuts Con
necticut river shad 40 t. 60 cents each.
White fish Is out of market salmon front
IS out of market. Fresh mackerel
BRING 10 toDcts apiece cod, l2l6 tolls cts
pound haddOck, S to 10 cents a pound
halibut, 20 cents pound for the best
cuts. Pike are out of arket. salt
salmon ~ cents pound. Salt Salmon
trout l2l2 cents. salt mackerel 12I5 to 1e
cents. Goldfish & to 10 cents. Siscos
=, cents. Herrings cents a pound.
Ham sausage % cents a pound. blood
sausage ID cts. pound Boston sausage Is
cents, German bologna sausage - cts. AL
bany sausage ID CENTS head cheese Is
cents pound. Oysters, Providence
River 30 cents Mediums - cents. and
Norfolks or Standards 30 to 40 cents n
quart. HOLSTERS 10 cents a pound
Burlington Wholesale Produce Market.
BURLINGTON, May6
The butter market is easier and prices
have fallen off some from last week.
Cheese remains unchanged Eggs are in
good demand. Veal is more plenty and
the other meats are practically unchanged.
Quotations are as follows:
Provisions Butter, ia zoe cents for fresh
made; cheese, 100 l2c; POTATOES, 40d45c;
apples, 50 per barrel according to quality
eggs. lli1l3 cents beans, Sl.2j "a, Sl.j0 T. BUSH
ct honey l01Ll4 cents.
New Maple sugar, a. Zoe rcr 10, for
cakes; pals on tubs u n :, syrup, 80 a. SIC per
gallon.
Hay; loose, Sl6DS17; balcd, SI6qsIs.
WOOL Is a. %
GRAIN-Oats 40 a 4j cents p BUSH; peas
soc a LOO; rye, 80 n zoe buCkwhcat 50 al G0c
corn, western 80 a. dOc Northern ~ a. Soc
FE D.Mlddlings, $500 a. $500 II ton
shorts, S20.O0GD S2lOO; bran, 5000 a. s2iOO;
corn meal, $4,000, S240O
HIDES Beef AZ q, tic u II dairy skins,
SOP - cts: veal, 81 20 a. / 80.
MEATS-Hecf, Vermont dressed ; an &c p h
western 6Dsc L ID Veal, 1dsc pork dressed
| Il @ gee; mutton ! a Sc Il h dressed
turkeys lO0G alive lie a. l1c dressed; ducks
l2Iec dressed; chickens, @1Oc alive, la az
lac dressed partridgcs, 70 cents per pair
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NeurOtic Oil.


Inc greatest remedy for Rheumar ISM
Neuralgia, Pains and Aches, internal and ex-
ternal.
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POstOiiice Matters.

The letter carriers report of the mail
matter handled by them during April is
as follows
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,,- -" NUVNkT, VT, April 3 ISSU.
NEUROTIC OIL CO..-Gentlemcn / have
been troubled with Sciatica for long time.
Alter using Neurotic Oil, ! was Immediately
relieved. | recommend it as the best of MI
llhlinents Yours respectfully,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

The LAwlEE TIE BEsr MAN.-Af-
ter a Delaware peach-grower had sold
hiscrop TO specnlator he was offered
an advance 81 500 by another. He
wanted to be wigsled out of his first
trade and went 10 his man and said :
II have been praying to the Lord in
regard to that natter and have come
to feel that divine providence de-
mands that ne cancel IT," "Not by
jugfnl y rslaisd the other. "the
Lord doesnl rAa the fruit market Of
Baltimore. AID ii You Try to work
around me II FKoye it nighty quick
A SO lawyer can beat the Lord any
day in Maryland. The old man con.
Guided not % chance it.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

SEEING THE Sun RIsE.-Eugene
Field writes in the Chicago News ::
Zone of the points to which the at
tention of Colorado tourists is always
directed is Mount Gray, one of the
finest peaks OF the Rockies and afford
ing splendid view of the surround
ing country. 1t is considered the
thing to witness sunrise from the sum-
NIT, and in truth the sight from that
altitude (l4.0O0 feet above sea level)
is an impressive one. About three
miles from the top is Kelso cabin,
where you can stop over night, or at
least until three clock in the morn
ing. when you again set out to finish
the trip. During the last summer
two young men from New York were
making tour of the State, aud while
at Georgetown they heard of Mount
Gray and its wonderful view, and so
started out to take it in. They LETT
Graymount on couple Of jacks and
arrived at the cabin about noon. They
stopped there all the afternoon, and
left word with the guide that he was
to awaken them at the proper time
and take them to the summit to wit.
ness the sun rise out Of it's eastern
couch. That night the guide heard
them talking loud in their room till
IL clock about the expected treat Of
morning. One of them vowed that
he would write a sonnet on the grand
scene, Sunrise on Mount GRAY, and
sell 1t to the magazines The other
bewailed the fact that he was not a
painter that he might catch the glory
of the scene and perpetuate it on can,
vas for other eyes.
They had travelled nearly all over
the world, but they did not doubt
they were TO see the grandest sight
that human eyes ever beheld. Prompt.
ly at 8 o'clock, a. m, the guide reused
them and they began the rest of the
toilsome ascent on foot. They fol-
lowed the zIgzagging road, tack 10y
tack, and at length, weary, hungry
and footsore, they gained the summit
They had made the trip ciinging to
the guides coat-tails and hugging the
mountain as they wound their wav w
Its PERCEPTIONS sides, for it was almost
pitch dark and the path was danger.
Dusty narrow at places. There is d
rude hut on the extreme point Of the
mountain, and against this they leaned
shlverng and painting. for the cold
was intense aud the air rarsfed to a
painful degree. Their sensations were
new and not altogether pleasant
The apex of the mountain was swathed
IN dense, damp cloud. which pre-.
vented their seeing bey ond their hands
and the awful stiffness about them
was terrifying. The guide made them
SIT down facing east, with their back.
TO the hut, to watch for the coming
orb of day, while be, to whom the
sight was common thing, went about
the hut to the other side and Law
down to finish his broken sleep
When he awoke the sun was in mid.
sky and blazing away for all it wa:
worth. Hearing no noise, he arose
and went around the hut. There sat
the two enthusiastic tenderfeet pre-,
cisely where he had placed them
fast asleep"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

sSr On 3 recent occasion in Ro-
chester On! - parish school small
boy at his fret appearance therein
was asked il he knew the Lord .
Prayer. He replied that he had new
er heard Of it before. Here an ur,
chin at his side, with friendly feel
ing towards him and desire to ex.
cuse his ignorance as much as posi-
bic, SAID to the teacher, eagerly vet
sympathetically please, ma am, be
is a stranger from Pennsylvania"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

s@ A 0hicseo preacher, whose
lofty flights u orstory have often left
him dangling in midair, was more
earnest than usuai last Sunday. In
speaking Of lis text-the Ten Com
mandusents- ne paused for an in
slant. and ten. lifting his voice to q
high pitch md shakiag. enc Of his
longest fpgs 1t The congregation,
exclaimed You must obey the laws;
| must obsy fAe laws; I'm damned ii
| don't" Tbs declaration excited
laughter ef nore than one person in
the Congregation, but the preacher
was too m ach absorbed in his sermon
to notice anything unusual.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

eases. WHICH ceaEsrs abundant pow
er upon lezlsA officers. jesiices of the
peace ani usanieipAl aud county Au-
thorisies 10 restrict or suppress the in-
PRODUCTION and spread of infectious or
contagious aiseasss. If the effort TO do
90 IS made atonss.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

sA- You see. said an English
gentleman, who was handling bis din
ner with wonderful appetite. to a
Scotchman dining at the same table,
Il take great deal Of butter to nv
hsh. "Ay, said the Seotchman. AN a
deevlIlsh deal o FISH TO your butter,
too
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

Bar The opinion OF the people is
that DR.: Bulls Cough Syrup is the
best and cheapest remedy for Coughs,
Colds, Sore Throat, Asthma, etc.
The healing and purifying quail.
ties OF Salvation Oil render it the best
article for the speedy and safe cure of
liberated sores. Price only % cents.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18
NOTICE.

ALL persons are hereby warned not TO
uesp IN any manner upon nav farm
called PROSPECT HILL, near Leonard
town. The Law will be enforced agains,
any one disregarding this notice.
GEO. +. PABST.
June 8. SS-sf
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DEMOCRATIC In POLITICS.
iTERMS OF ADVERTISING

SlO0 rcr inch for the first insertion. and so
cents for every subsequent insertion Obit-
uaric,, church festivals, etc, over ten lines
in length will h. charged at the rate Of ~
cents per inch. 4 liberal deduction made
0 those who advertise by the year.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18
MARINE BANK BUILDING. BALTIMORE.

REG oLR BRiNDS-Sari No. Rur Bone md Potash
A",o'o'td Spr, Phosphate Of Lna PDrcD Bones Pure Dis
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al FertI:mg M,fs1as.
wiul
hnT To- an Al tho
grade F,ihl
aniv they,
thisLi sin
not fnt IalIc
" II, do
#
THANH Mr. "
B. IL
IN
NalNlau
ni
truly,
T. Aatnsy. anir farmer
en r. j ey gnn Es M our I'' Compound lie
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reliable Mr. Mtngy
use Ho OUTFITS Tor Doth Wheat AMI Tobacco JOHN
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

ssA- I've are coming Father Abra.
ham 100000 more" to inIorse the
good and effective qualities of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup in every case OF
Coughs, Colds, etc.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

'Oh "aHb ~
house. Come, how. my gooo -
Inc Of place
Wall, ! will. Go about two miles
down this road, then turn to the left.
The lust house you strike will be old
Sam Potters. He'll take you in.
Bat, will he charge anything?'
Not cent.
Treat me well, of course
Like er Jedge-give you the best
in the house.
Will he feed my horse 2
He'll founder him, if you say so.
i am a thousand times obliged to
you.
Say, the man called as the preach
er started of, he $ a sorter curis Teller,
an if you ask him how much he
charges he'll git mad. Jest act like
You was at home, an it'll be all right
with him
Thank you, | II do so.
The preacher found old Potter to
be tail, gaunt man, with a harsh
voice and grlzzled beard. Just before
bed time the minister asked Mr.. Pot
ter ii he would JOIN him in prayer.
Not j".t yit, Potter replied. Jest
pit down an pray when yer feel like
it. Don't wait on me, fur I've got to
feed the hogs afore 90 to bed
After breakfast the next morning,
when the preacher horse had been
saddIed the reverend gentleman
turned TO Potter and said
When | leave place always feel
that am forgetting something.
Wall, amt YER
No, think not, the preacher re.
piled. ~ he began to tumble in hi,
saddle bags. No, haven't forgotten
anything
I'm putty certain that you have
You've forgotten to pay me.
What? didn't know you charged
anything
Yer know ii now.
But, my dear sir, | am a poor
preacher.
Never hearn yon preach, but jedgin
hy the way you talk, reckin' you
AIR "r 70 preacher
1 mean that | haven't any money.
Not my fault
That all very well but can pay
Won.
Then III have to take it outen your
hide.
Look here, my friend
oh, I'm lookn' Coin to keep my
eyes on You.
/ say that a man told me that
could stay here without charge
Vas. but | wasn't the man.
! really can't pay YOU
What, after eatin as much as vol
have Wy parson you can make E,
table look the delicatest an punies
~ any man | ever seen. The very
inst pass YOU made the hind leg of
>hoar disappeared. an then YOU mad,
motion at the last pound NV butte
We had. an it wasn't no longer TO
this here airth.
1 admit was hungry, but
Oh, YOU needn't admit it, fur
soon dlskivered that fack.
This is surely very awkward 20
sltion. | really DO not know what t,
do.
Settle up, is the only advice ",
got to offer
But | really cannot
Then some of your hide must com,
OF.
l wish You had more soul.
Vas, an | wish YOU had more mon
ev.
You certainly would not commit al
act Of violence merely for a few
dimes
Vas. b'lieve would
My friend, am on my way to feet
my flock, and
i reckon YOU think mo- erbou
teedin' yourself. Wv that dish o
cabbage turned pale every time yor
looked at it. ken stand er sooC
dea', but when vidults cyclone come,
along it breaksme up.
1 am occupying a terribly awkward
position
Better squat, then
If you'll let me off I'll send YOU tn,
money
No, I'm erfeered that after you be
gin to feed your flock you woa't thinl
of sinner like me-
Well, declare, | am in an awk
ward position
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

As a cure for chapped ard chafed
hands nothing equals the celebrated
Salvation Oil. For sale bv all drug
gists. Price only % cents bottle.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

one OIL = lect, John, take the par
sons horse back to the staole, KANT
afford TO let you 60, sir. Best man
ever saw. 1t was old Bill Simous
that told you to come over here an
he has been dodgin' round all the
mornin to see you whipped. Say,
what bus ness was you in before you
'gunter preach?
i was prize fighter, the preacher
replied, as he seated himself and
smoothed his hair.-Arkansaw Tray.
eler.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-11-18

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