The Wilmingtonian., 1886-10-30
nre,itirs.

Fosg-l heard pretty mplinent for YOU
the other day. Mrs. Pas>y- Indeed! NAV |
ask what it was, Fogg-I Heard s,m,. orr
say how pretty you used to b. Mrs. Pns4ly-
Used e h0! Do You call that IA compliment
call i an obituary notirc NV Chicago Tribune
A deacon Of a Greenville Pa) church has a
string of buttons half yard lOne. titlten ont
OF the contribution box within d lew wears
What business has the deacon with the hut.
tons2 They were contributed for The heather.
and several scores of heathcn have been
obliged to hitch their suspenlcrs with 4 shin
gle nail because of this embezzlng deacon
Now the deacon is confessing, let him tell
what he did with the money-if there was
any. What good are these deacons, anyway.
u button must he stopped short Of it, mis-
sions- Holyoke Transcript.
A WOMAN went into clothin. store the
other day and asked for pair Of pants for
her husband, answering the query as to what
slze she wanted by saying that lie was a man
about 45 years d.-Exchangc
"You can always tell a bachelor bv tho way
he handles baby" says an exchange. ON
the contrary, you can always tell Il blrhrlor
by the way he doesn't handle g bubv.-S0m
erville Journal
Hens make great mistake in not s,lting
their eggs lefore they lay them The enps
would keep longer and sell better, ani The
hens would not have to work so hard for
higher wages s-Somervillr Journal.
Queen Victoria talks of publishing another
diary, and says that it will bc her las, ho ,k
We.i that's good news; rush il into print
quickly, your majesty, and lets grt III mgh
with it.-Iurtlctte.
LIE Is full OF joy and poetry, bright sun
SHINE, refreshing showers, fruits and flower,
ana sladneSS, hut none of thCsc things run
through the mind Of the man who arrives nj,
the uepnt lliSt in time to see the train milliHr
out in the distance rs though it wa. gonu Ia
some place. l'ittsbrg Dispatch
Thus elderly Mrs. Spinach can't Mltr.
me nohow why my durtrr talks soilsnrrrrt
She don't hear nuthin hut good .pcukiil'. As
fur her father he's ruIIcli putrrn lur IAN.
guidge, An never uHle no rul-,,tu. mini
mistakes Detroit Free Pies.
Miss Spriggiis wears such lH,l,,.,r, cl,.tI,rs.
wonder where She gets thcm:" said Il luttrou
at Lpng Ernch. "Why, don't Non know !
exclaimed Mis- Pourlir Of Cincinnati IN,
clothes are nude IL home Shes soui,, j. tl.r
Chicago dressed meat you read u. "-- pltr,
burg Chronicle
MI Pesnap- Waiter, here i i iI,t;,f III
the soup. Waiter Ah, ycs-tlir COOKS Won
you San ltNe il, llrll never mi-. it l,url
blcr
4 rol"rrd woman was heard this manht.
informing nri%hhor that last m.ht. torn
frightened her su that She Shook lil,r III, Il.
Fan. '-l'lttahur- Chrsniclc-T,lrgrupH
Printers laNr rurh to enturr A run,if.
phler that hat sub-rlitcd a rhpua "al n
celNed tn Ip'luWi-g lucid complaint: ~Ilpa.t.
nahit tue ahnNc ao it Is roatc down. hot lItr
1t n' i ware lat week pleas. Til, |, ll,w Il
was 'rpate "a respectful woman use 4, H.
good plane COOK Trustworthy to rllN Dr., ,nlnU
tanlelN E"'l rclf renee. addi,s,, r,c il
only lemaina ~ adll that the uiitn,g Of MI,
was fully aS ,.jgilal as the I, lin., VII
mington Home Weekly.
philadelphia has no eleut,i, l.bls." saws
an exchange, Well, what of it. Ihe cif,arn,
iont need them. Philadelphia 1aa, 10 ro..l
at sunsrt.-Ecw Haven News
How 70 set rii Of surplus ul!, Lu,o., il,
Lowell IUuiIri.
Hardly anybody would care 10 ra4py,
places with the tmtir, and yet lie has l.rcat
snap, New Itaven News
a laa who had aot the Il. 81 rryotlttn., g,r
-iiift Nri@',ty dic,l the other Gay. ntpl ,l.o
.iiis wtc greatly incensed l~eu.,.- ONE
WI L"@i iuE "ieIGs sent in Il E.s. .aas
d h'Fl lr'I''.- Boston Post
What Il" ~"u do with w., .,.p
esGnll III .. The roas.. w.. III,
"a ..'il-; ; ; ho.lse. ",,..t.... ..,+r.
- ~ Man wonder ... ~.,g lis
) t',.'- s'as,, l:Gs1 Clronic.a.