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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-12-20
CHRISTMAS GIFTS !

Oll lOlO l. U1 I'M I'LL i ~ !
PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS.
velvet Covered, fancy. lcc
Leather Covered. 2sc.
CABINET size, GiIded and Painted, SOC.
FIne Albums. Dark Colorsd Leaves, .ln0
AUTOGRAPH ALBUMS.
seven. inch Long, Gided, Tinted Leaves, 1891
Enk Plush Covered. &c.
Embossed Plush Covered. large, sac'
Embossed Plush Cover. sxe, gsc.
ISlaid adesH Wood % wors Boxes, large, 75..
Willow Hand Baskets, !oc:
Glove and Handkerchief BoIes, lSC.
Plush Mirrors, Bevelled Glass, SIC.
Eleven Inch High Mirror. PLUSH Frame, 'oc.
Picture Frames. silk Emb "a. &c.
Perfume Boxes, Bottles Cologne and Soap,
Iac a Box , Lsrser, lsc. and ?oo Box.
Childrens Tea Sets. IS pieces, painted, l!c.
Box. Large Painted, DOC.
Hairpin Baskets, SC.
Iarse Paint Boxes, 10 inches long, SC.
fine Paint Boxes, two compartments. &c
Fine Toy Parior Sets, N.G pieces, uphol-
stored.
Hammered Brass Match Safes onPlush Covered
Plush Work Boxes, with Vittings, isc.
Hammered Brass whisk Holders with heads.
Hammered Brass slipper whi.k Holders; 2se.
Hammered Brass Ash Receivers in Copper
Tiregtlt and Brass, SC. Apiece.
Rron 20 Ash Receivers. &c.
Polished Brass Ash Receiver on stands, &c.
Ash Receivers and Cigar Holders combined,
inks,ands, Wood and Glass, l!c.
Hammered Brass lnkstand, Cut Glass Bottle
Brass Candlas,icks, lsc.
Brop Ie Candlesticks, 23c.
Bronze Vases, sc.
Bisque Figures, &C o, lie. and .5c.
scholars' Companions, &c, WOOD Boxes CON.
Mouth Harmonious, &C.. worth l3c.
Gents Note aud Pocketbook combined, en-
broidered. only +sc.
Plush Manicure Boxes, Satin Lined, so.
Hammered Brass Smokers Set large, 'ac.
Large Scrap Books, 2c.
Leather Covered whisk Holders loo.
Writing Paper In Fancy Boxes, loer l-c.' l'c.'
20c 25c and 500 a Box.
Wire Fruit and Cake Basket to s-..,,.,
Hammered Brass Comb and Brush Cases; &c.
Large hammered Brass Trays Round and
Fanoy Colosnes.
Dolls Caps. Sc, l7c. I9c, 9Jc.
Eiegsn. Sunshes 81 Fruit. look like natural
$50. and SIC. a Bunch.
Chrtstmas Cards. &c l0c. and lac,
Hanging Flower Baskets, large, only 49,.
AFULL STOCK OF sATCHELs.
Leather satchels, 2sc, sOo. aud Ioc.
Plush satohels, Doc, 76c . {" and big hgf:
Lined, 100; worth sI,as.
silk Handkerohiets, lbc., $50, SIC,
White China BLK Mufner. corded, SIC; worth
Elegant Brccaded SILK Murlers, rsc., 0Sc sll?.
d. s. G.87. sLo0. d. IS and higher,
. Large Cashmere Muiflers, Fancy Satin striped
Embroidered Handkerchiets, oC, loc i!c. isc
Hc., SIC, $40. and Soc
Embroidered and Table Cuyers.
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Disea .es of Children

The only line OF Remedies for Children is DR.
HANDS. Collie, Chsnng, Physic Worm, Diar.
rh1a, Cough and Group, Tonic and Teething
Lotion. with each book on Care and Diseases
OF Childhood. IS cents.
Tor sale by II. H. Cochran, Druggist, No. l37 and
l's North Queen street, Lancaster, Pa.
decllmoAw
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s.s. Graves, OF Akron, N. Y. had Asthma OF
the worst kind. Took one dose OF Thomas Ec-
Lectrto on and was relieved In fye minutes. lie
adds "wou'd walk ten miles for this medicine
and pay s. bottle forit, 1t cured my wife of
rheumatism like magic" For sale by III. Is.
Cochran. druggist, l3I and l39 North Queen
street, Lancaster.
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Served Him Right.

81 have used BvdOck Blood BinerS, and am
happy TO say they have done me more good than
any thing vet send n further quantity at once
This man was "A sufferer trOm dys spopsia for
twenty years. His name Is Alexander Tough.
and he lives at Alpena, Mich. FOR sale by II. B.
Cochran. druggist, lJ1 and l39 North Queen
street, Lancaster.
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Satisfaction Universal.

In the past three months | have IUld one
huhuIsu ana six bottles of Thomas Ecioctrtc
OF. Never saw a medicine In my liIe that gave
such universal satisfaction. Cured an liberated
throat ioa ino In Twenty four hours; never failed
druggist. Grayyiiie, III. For sale by H. b. Coch
ran. druggist l3' and lS9 North Queen street,
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sPHUIAL NOTIUR8.


clear, bright open face somehow looks hon.
est. horse thief or burglar seldoms carries
such a face. "Burdock Blood Bittersn give the
skin a peculiarly nne texture and CleaTness
They strengthen and enrich the circulation and
ii. B. Cochran, druggist, l37 and l39 North Queen
street, Lancaster.
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saved the Baby.

my BABY, aged fifteen months, was attack ked
with Group, but was cured with two doses OF
Ihomds fctectric Oh, have used this medi
cine for the older children. Have the greatest
faith In It," Daniel Mann, 52l Seventh Ct Buf
falo, N Y. ror sale by II. B. Cochran, drug.
gist, l37 and l39 North Queen street, Lancast
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A Had Breath

Is insufferable. We don't like II. A person with
a strong breath must not make himself very fa-
miiiar with us. An impure breath Is caused by
an unhealthy stomach BurdOck Rt0Od Bifters
will correct this evil They are the best stomac ch
medicine known. For sale by ii. -. Cochran,
druggist. 1877 and l39 North Queen street, Ian.
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DR. HAssLRR VIZ

DR. HAssLRR WORK syRUP, Purely Vegetable
pleasant to take. will expel worms II any exist
no rurgative required after using Price. "a
cents, by all druggists. bs-Smd MWSF
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nsDaCAi.
BIBLICAL.
uooD's sARsAPARILLA.
WE SUBMIT FACTS

In regard 20 Hoods Harsaporilia ma remedy
for rheumatism, ana ask you u You are amtcted
with this disease 20 Try the medicine which has
so greatly benefited others Hundreds OF people
who suffered the torturcs OF rheumatism, evenin
Ito sevorest forms, have been perfectly cured ny
Hoods sarsapariia. the great blood puriner. u
corrects the acidity OF tho blood. which is the
cause Of tho disease. and gives htrongth and
yigor 10 every part of the body,
"I used Hoods Sarsapariiia last spring, ana
can truly say u helped mo very much. To those
suffering with bilious complaints. nervous pros.
tration or rheumatism. earnestly recommend
IT," MRS. K. CARPEsTER Kalamazoo. Mich.
"some twenty years ago had my right ankle
dislocated, ana IL has becn weaN ever since.
About ten years ago was exposed To severe
cold and camo near freezing. Since then have
often been troubled with rheumatism, aneotipg
me most In tho right ankle. tsunored Severely
during last winter, snd tried Hoods sarsapa-
rilia M help. II gave me almost Immediate re.
lief, ana keep Il constantly ready for use. II
II does well fot Others ~ II has done for mo-
Is worth many times ia cost" T.. 4. HUNT,
kenton, Ohio
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RHEuMAII-M ~ THE SHOULDER

Perfection is attained IN Dr. sage,s Catarrh
Remedy. M.ThSw
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IN.| Il
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Carr ieavs ave i ni1i:MSilis III; rSH ~ ssssss ~ ~
.ep ana 1850 m. ana isa soa ~ sn4 ~ = 81
READINe a COLUMBIA RAILNoA15
S% sekkAiSHaFs iSisF fAs AsG tKs'ASoF A.
"' tHsi TEAMS iSsShHhH GsNais s2SznhSs 2SzpiMS I" ~
''' uson uSorn%eis and Lancaster as Ls N. iAso
ro, 10, 3SS,s5,ryyiile S,S, q ! ~ m. sna $40 .. m
~" on'osies 81 1@ a m, aud iaco m.
LRAlNs LEAVE COLUMBIA
iSt rSs.%s rsSsnSss: a 4 ~ : ana m !, = ana "a ap N
ror .ns..is nAiNs LsAvR gu ARRYviLLa
!SI $ssSSs sna m. .nS IA j r. :. ana m asr.
'0' LEAVE LEAVE 4 kissp AZ p piSTTh,.r II r...
q. fs fsssnSn tS \. % M. y a. = ana ana s;s s
.0f yis PENCE 4 - :TSassf,o III s,o i1S
kor kor sa hsssd,nG Ing a. ~ M, q lHS:Sana - n
a'.,FKEzl1ls TKxiss 8 Es%vS r. tsSSsSas II M
For aasfrsSiils 8 Il { i:so = N; N. .''' @'''
SUNDAY TRAINS.
TRAINS LEAvS BEADING
ror Lancaster At 7o q N. ana 400 .. m.
For ouarryvflle at 400 y. m.
TRAINS LEAVE QUARRYvILLR
For Lancaster. Lebanon ana Reading at ITO an
TRAINS LEAVE KING ST. tLancastsr,)
Tor Reading ana Lebanon al sne - ,nAse
For z ansrryy,l,s M. a, o., Mn rnson's q2..snd
TRAINS LEAVE rRiN boz
FOR Reading ana Lebanon ...,.er,y y
For ouarryville a, sSp.m M .no
TRAINS LEAVE LEBANON.
yor Lancaster at 7:66 a m. ana SOS p. m.
or Quarry Vile at 3&5 y. m.
=, Tor connection at Columbia, Marietta Juue
uon, Lancaster Junction, Mannheim, Reading
ana Lebanon, see time tables at all stations.
A. n. WILSON. BuperintAndent
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Hoods SarsapariIIa

Sold by all drugRista ti elk for S Pro
pared only by q. l. noon h co. Lowell, Mass.
100 DOSES one DOLLAR,
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Ayers Cherry PectoraI

Prepared by Dr. }. e. Aver a Co, Lowell,
Mass. sold by all DTus gists. Price, d six bot
ties. ~ dl1 DIS
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WITT & SHAND,
8. 8 & 10 EAST KING ST.,
LANCASTER. PA:

A great sale OF Mems aud Boys Clothing at
less than the cost Of manufacture Prices ac-
tually cut In two, Hs can be readily proven by
previous announcement and examination OF
goods. Read these quotations carefully and see
what great bargains are being offered,
MEMS DEPARTMENT.
FIRST Glass Overcoats reduced to $500.
English Corkscrew Overcoats, Silk Faced, re
duced TO fIOo
All.wooi Chinehila Beaver overcoat. reduced
to = so
Zine Dress overcoats, snk Faced. reduced to
tl0Oh.
Castor Beaver Overcoats reduced to tl2OO
Mems Overcoa,s, OF heavy material, reduced
to ~. 90 ana $3.50.
Mems Suits for Dress reduced to $500. 500.
y 90 and 1000.
These goods are All. ool and must be sold be.
fore January lst
BOYS DEPARTMENT.
serviceable Overcoats at o. Is, Ol. 50 and e2Oo
Dress overcoats at .! 50, sS.6o. q so. eAOO and
Boys School Suits at o. rs, s2s1, $50,
Boys Dress Suits ALI ool, at % So o. GO, q. .OU
ana $500.
The garments are all Of our own manu- facture,
well made and trimmed and the prices are
actually cut two. For firstclass Bargains go
direct to
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
"A HAPPY PEOPLE.
Tho Social Conditions OF the Beers In the
Trnnsvanl RcpubIIo.

Tho Social Conditions OF the Beers In tho
Transvaai Republic.
"About as happy and independent q
people as ever came across" says a
recent sojourner among them,r'are the
Bocrs of South Africa. spent several
months at Natal, on the coast and up
in the Transvaal in the interior. Trans
vaal is very productive country and is
cleared up into broad farms, as large
as entire estates in England. Those
old Dutch farmers raise big horses, big
cattle and big grain, and live almost
Independent Of the outside world. Each
farmer will have o small army of serv-
ants, who live on terms of almost
equality with their employer, and these,
after they have saved their wages few
years, buy an OK team, some farming
implements and seeds and some house.
hold goods, push on to the front and
develop new farm. Thus il is that the
country is increasing in population and
wealth all the time. They are so faraway
from the world, in general, that they
retain all their primitive ways. They
are great riders, are these Beers, and It
is isnothing to see the old, fat Dutch farm
ers, weighing from two hundred to
two hundred and fifty pounds, gallop-
ing about their farms and into the
market towns on big, lazy horses, as
fat and clumsy in proportion as they
are themselves. Natal, on the coast of
Southern Africa, is right pretty city,
with large English population, all
engaged in trade. We carried several
car load of horses from there to NADIA
gascar. There are good many En-
glish and French people in Madagas-
car, mostly engaged in trade. 1t is
very unhealthy, but beautiful island.
don't like the natives, however, near
ly as well as do the Malays. When
the latter have become partly civilized,
they are the most intelligent and honest
colored race have ever come across.
l saw a great many of them on Sandal
wood Island, where we were number
of times after horses to carry to Mauri-
tias Island. A very fine breed of horses
are produced on the Sandalwood Island,
which lies Just two hundred miles south
east of the island of Java, and guess
it is the only island between Australia
and the mainland, where they are
raised. The islands belong to Holland,
and there are large number of Dutch
people in business there. e.-PHtSbur9h
Dispatch.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
ALnwyer.s Ready Rctort.

There was n trial in progress in n West
ern criminal court, and the arbitrary man
ner in which the court overruled the legal
points, advanced by the counsel for defense,
demonstrated to all present that "swag"
had become an active agent in the case.
At last the defense tried to introduce cer-
tain evidence which the court at once de-
clared irrelevant testimony.
Counsel for Defense" he shouted, 'your
opinion in this case is decidedly simple"
"Well, your Honor, that's better than
your opinion, which is simply decided"
The counsel was fined for contempt Of
court, but, being as the case was otherwise
renumerative, the fine was afterwards re-
mitted.-IndianapoIis Scissors.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

mamma" said little Fifth Ward
boy, lugubriously, the other day, as he
laid down q volume of biographical
sketches of the Presidents, 81 don't be-
lieve I'll ever be President. I ain t
got the chance. l wasn't brung up
right" why, child, you have the
same chance that other little boys
have" "No, amt. WASN'T born in
log cabin, nor amt drove team on
the canal, nor had to read the spellin'-
book by the light of a pine knot, nor
had to split rails, nor nothin' like the
rest of the boys who got there. l tell
you, mother, I'm handicapped on this
Presidential business" = Eln,irG Ga
zette.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

Those who still think of the Ha-
waiian Islands as land of half-civil-
lied beings would be surprised to see
the items of the daily papers published
there. The advertisements show every
variety of profession and business car
ried on by people whose names are un-
mistakably English, while from the
local columns we CLEAN that the city of
Honolulu has its baseball clubs, its
circus, its rollcr-coaster--a contrivance
only recently seen in New England
its opera drought all the way from San
Francisco by public subscription OF
two thousand dollars), and, last but
not least in the evidence of civilization,
police court where the customary
"drunks" and "assaults" are recorded
each morning.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
rARewELI. wlNTEs.

I'm glad II 10 going. Its blowing and showing
It's cold wavcs ana b'iT5aids, its hcs and
frosts:
Tor It ali there's no knowing just wbhs am
owing,
IT'S only youuRstor can guess what II costs.
For midwinter slolgl1tg comos higher than
Maying,
A sail on tho river costs less than a ball;
Whom tho operas playing tho fiddler you're
paying, ..
Buta piohlcin August costs nothing at all.
I'm tired of It's dancing, its lanccrs and pranc.
ing q.
It's "fuesdays," AT Homes" and Its Five
O'Clock teas"
It's social romanong, its gossip enhancing.
] sigh for the doscrt to live as plonse.
And noU nilirm It, and tmo will confirm II,
I'm so tired and poor that my sins Iii repent,
And I'll be, as they term IL, plous old her
nit
Tho hollcst man on tho oarth-during Lont.
-ff. j. BurGciC, IN Brooklyn Eagle.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

"Boss, what's de fare ober dis var rail-
road2" inquired an aggressive-lookingc col
ored man OF the ticket-agent at an out-oi-
the-way station.
"Fare to what point2"
"Jess see heah, boss, yer got all yer kin
tend to widout pesterin' de spectacle
portion oh dc trabblin' community an
pryin inter dere private affairs. Yer KANT
play no pump-sucker game on dis chile.
Use too flip niggah for emmy sich Tom
foolish monkey wuck as dat ar."-Drake's
Travellers Magazine.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
A Most Commendable Plan.

Brown-I've got an excellent plan for
getting rid OF bill-collcctors.
Green--Hal That so?
B.-I have. Never fails.
G.-Then, old fellow, you must lot me
Into the secret, for Pm worried to death by
'em.
B.-Well, Two tried II several times oi
late, and find the man never comes back
again.
Gay, ay, what do you do?
B.-l pay him,-BostoH Courier.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

About two years ago, a prominent citizen
of Chicago was told by his physicians tina,
he must die. They said his system was SC
build on. He made up his mind to try O
"new departure" He got some of DR.
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" ant
took it according to directions. He began
to improve at once. He kept up the treat
man. He says the discovery" saved hi:
life.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
"A great rcd granite statue has bee

"A great red granite statue has besn
discovered ten miles in the desert near
Alexandra, in Egypt. 1t represents tho
famous Pharaoh, who was responsible
for all the Egyptian plaques, and on one
side Of ii is a statue OF little baby
said to be that of the next Pharoah
who perished in his rash attempt 10
drive through the Red sea. " has bean
lying there 5000 years,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

"A man on the cars informed his
edited fellow passengers in sonoroua
voice that .the trouble with most people
II that they don't know anything" "
Whereupon man with big head,
siNing near him, asked, "And in tho
name of all the idiots at once, how
happens it that you know so much
yoursclfp" There was roar. followed
by dead silence. - Chicago Journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

The bridge or di
vision Of my nose wei
about half gone. / havC {
used four bottles Of
Ely's Cream Balm, mp
plying 1t to the affected
parts, which has abou'
cured up the nostrils,
I had tried all Other
remedies on the mar
kct.-J. A. WooD, 2,
N. High Street, Colum
bus, o.
/ was afflicted wifi
catsrrh and cold II
hcnd Il used Ely
Cream Balm, which
cured me,-w. II. Hi
LIZARD. Dentist, Borden
town, n. j.
A particle ia applied 1
use. Price ~ cents by
circular. ELY BROTl
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

"A New York tailor says the. num-
Der of people who will not wear i'm
ported wooden suitings is increasing.
In fine grades American manufacturers
can make goods fully up to the best
foreign standard, but at a little greater
cxpense.-N. Y. Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

Ex-Gov. ODEN BOWIE, of Maryland, says
that st. Jacobs Oil is marvellous pain-cure.
Prof. Grothe, Brooklyn Board of Health,
says Red Star Cough Cure is free from
opiates and highly efficacious. Twenty
five cants
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

The business man, practical in all things,
does not care TO lose sleep at night, that
would unfit him for business the following
day, SO keeps Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of
Sweet Gum and Mullen, which willprevent
Group and cure coughs, colds and consump-
ton. Ask your druggist for it.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

VICTIMS of youthful indiscretions, suffer-
ing from nervous debility, lack of self-con-
fidence, impaired memory, and kindred
symptoms, should send 10 cents in stamps
for large illustrated treatise, giving means
of certain cure, with numerous testimonials.
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

AS THERE Is little pleasure without pay.
In, It is probably this that makes life SO
dollarous.-N N1yrisiopn Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

PTso's Remedy for Cetarrh Ia agreeable
TO use. II is not q LIQUID or q snuff. 300.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

PIkE's TooTuAcHE DROPS cure in minute, 25c
Gtenns Sulphur Soap hcnls md bcautifies. $50.
GERMAN Corn REMOVER kills Corns 4 Bunlons.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

WE can not ronew youth, but we can pro-
vent gray hair by using Halls Hair Re-
newer.
Ayers Pills arc nover-faiiing remedy
for headaches, caused by disorderod
stomach.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Waller. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
LovE's ARITHMETIC.

Sho was one and was one,
Strollinp DER the heather,
Yet Before the year was done
We woro one together.
Love'sn n queer arithnetiolan-
In tho rulc OF his addition
He laid down the proposition;
One and one make ono.
She and l, nlas, are two,
Sinccsunwisely mated,
Having nothing else to do,
We were separated.
Now, 'twould seem by this action
Yet It's held IN Loves subtraction
ono from one leave two.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

ADVERTISING is good deal like making
love to widow. 1t can't be overdone.-
Chicago Ledger.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12


Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" is
the best restorative tonic for physical frailty
in women, or female weaknesses or de-
rangements By druggists. Price reduced
to one dollar.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

A MILLION dollars in gold weighs The samo
as q. ton of coal--about eighteen hundred
pounds.--N. Y. Graphite.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

"BUrrALoEs are bred In Kansas, !" it is said.
They are meat elsewhere Post.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
"Frarty, thy Name is woman

81 WILL appear in print tomorrow said
the young lady as she put the last stitch in
her calico frock.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
Another Life Saved.

THE cockney is blind. He can not see an
b even il tits before his L-Pittsburgh Chron-
;~J,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12
Business Men.

THE telephone girl thinks that this is a
hollow world.-Chieago Tribune.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

"WHERE there's will there's way"-to
break it.-Chicdgo Ledger.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

A SQUARE moal--waflos.- California Mas-
erick,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

81 HAVE used only one bottle of your
medicine, Athlophoros which gave me
great relief from rheumatism, and can
recommend it as being an excellent medi,
cine for rheumatism is the testimony OF
f. B. Grove, "a Main St., Mansfield. o.
THE best thing to take before singing
Brealh.-Phiiadelphia CaH.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-03-12

That she is frail. often in body.
"'Tistrne, 'tis true It's e,pity.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1886-10-29
Surpasses the Days of Old.

We are told Cleopatra dissolved in
vinegar the finest and most beautiful
pearl that could be found in all the
then known world, and drank it. And
when she sailed down the Cydness in
her royal barge with renowned Pom
pey at her feet, an ardent votary at
the shrine of her loneliness, all the pre-
cious gems of her diadem and that
adorned her person were not equal to
those of Knepfy Il Son. GA, Main
street. Diamonds and saphires and
topaz and emerald and opals cleaned
in the golden meshes of her hair, but
they were as naught beside those of
Knepfly a. Son, GA. Main street.