The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-11-25
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of what mean cur made tho pillow slip?
Aht why DO the soap boilers lyc?
What made the Monckcy wrench?
Or why should the old mill dam?
Anu who did the Shoemalicrs strike?
Or why did the raspberry jam?
y national air--Tho cast wind.
Wethcr reports-Pricc Of mutton.
~ bloodlcss vict0ry-Bcatiug time.
y miscr is the golden mean.
lass drums arc always bald headed
bogus buttcr-A goat without horns.
Pastcur was probably born under the dog
star.
Beats the world-Thc impecunious
tramp.
High art-Thc la6ors of the hanging
committee.
Would not fly paper be good material
| for balloons?
Faith without works is good for nolhinu
when 1t comes to clock
No brass band can play as many Mrs nc -,
dram major can put on.
a golden rulc-Don't call vo,lrnlvcrs,rv
| Just to sec what he drew
To the drunkard life is reel. to ,bo ir,lus
trious life is carn-ncsl
Sometimes the woman who kncods hrcoL
| the least needs it the most
Adam and Eve introduced undrcsscd kids
along with the fall styles.
| Grave injustice-Thc culocistic inycrin-
llon upon the average tombstone.
| The hoy who "cricd for an hour" did
not get il. '
-, y lghtning,rod agent is the rhap who
likes 10 give points to the people.
:. "Globctrotting Americans" is an Eu~.
llSh description of American tourists.
The ''carly home of Wushington"-A
Nhcn doctors disagree the un,lcrrnkcrs
get their work in.
Beauty that comes through the use Of
arsenic is fatal rift. VI
How to get ''cowsips" in tha wio,cr--
Drive the cattle on The ice.
ne drNeSt flour contains from six 10
seven per cent, of water.
IN "lcctricai signal travels ut The ra;c of
10000 miles per second.
-, Grccnland has only one ncwsnourr
Greenland WI It
memorial windows Should he made of
green grass. This suggests 4 way Of Ernn.
ing memory green.
Farmers, to make money. >houId r,isr
everything they consume hul they should
not consume everything they raise.
II bread IS the staff Of lie" then no,Iud
cake must be the gold.hcatlcG cane Of ryi,i.
CnCc. W >>'''
'cliln has monthly paper devoted ,p
cremation. 1t publishes some burning
| truths.
Arizona now exports tannin." Thus is
a:!"ller avenue OF usefulness closed lo ihc
Massachusetts sclOonErm.
llllS is IA Christian and civilized counfrv
b'i just as soon us Il baby is born It's parcnIs
are anxious to give it weigh.
when the ir0tc parent attacks the small
boy with slipper. he is very dull bow in
dccd II 1t don't make him smart.
Inc young fellows who are alyyay, rnn
ln@ clgalattcs arc tie chaps who want TO
turn over II new leaf
The most appropriate play for an actor
!" make his ''farrwcil appCarancc" in
NEch Adicu About Nothing.
y tramp says the worst thing about hi,
pro!cS9lon'lS the fact that benevolent pro-
PIE Will persist in ollcrin" him work.
Inc hen has never been regarded rs much
"i Il musician, but it is worthy OF note thai
Si'e IS SchcraliJ at work on Il new lay.
When young Ephrum WAS ''lluug olcr dc
iWnt gatc by his Swccthrart's mother. Inc
called 1t being raised by Dmal.mght,"
There is general demand for new
oahNtUpl law; but bankruptcy will go rirht
| ,NlIi You have the pleasure of dancipr
Win me- was the invitation Il confused
I"uCl cA'cnucu TO lair one At n recent
dancing party
DIR. Tanner says that with the unaidtd
! eye only about 5000 stars can Inc soon
| DR.. Tanner has evidently never been ON
| skates.
\ railway statistician proves bv rocts
ana llgurcS that more people arc Killed or
| hurt hy staying at home than by riding on
| The rails.
lMculMs said oysters increase the blood
without heating the system; and DR.. Lcnoc
oi bySonc years, declared oysters the most
n"urishing of food.
! Committees Of the National Ica.lIc and
| the American Association are now in ipjn,
| session ut ChCagO rthc purpO.o of adont-
| h% new rules for professional base ball.
y New Jersey mau wants Il divorce he.
cause his wife hasn't spoken tD him for
nearly two years. Some men don't know
| when they arc well or.
| IL is poor policy for a man To- say: "'Thiy
| world is full Of roScalS." If he desires to
express it as an opinion he had best have
it written i'll his posthumous memoirs.
We have heard of killing two birds with
| one stone, but is that as bqd as killing a To-,
| Of people with ones tone: We asI, this
| question of our vocalisiS.
Never steal. If it becomes necessary for
| you to take the money Of others do il with
| il magnitude that will command their ad-
| miratiOn and respect
"Rcformcd oyster suppcrs" ar" Il new
| fashion III churches thOrOugh0ut the cOun.
| try What has the oyster been doing that
| he should he reformed?
| The fact that II man who left his wife
and went out between the acts at a Pitts
burg theatre dropped dead will have no
permanent influence as Il warming.
Miss Winnie Davis is successfully inva.
| ding the North. Father jeff smiles serene
| ~ at the success Of a child who was in
| arms when the war ended
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