St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-14

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IN - the compliments
| SSGI% and promised TO get
rid OF tue noisy animal. An interview was
had between father and son, in which the
former stipulated that he would give the lat
ter $50 if the latter would sell the offending
donkey. The boy reluctantly agreed 20 part
with his four-footed property. Theinterview
was had in the morning. That night the bow
came rushing to his father
1--WE sold Tom," exclaimed the boy, re-
ferring to the donkey
THAT'S right, my son." said his father in a
most patronizing and approving way "And
now suppose you are after the S25 l prom
lsed you as bonus for selling him? Well
you shau have it tomorrow. BY the way,
who bought the donkeyY"
brother Ned" replied the boy, pointing to
ms JUNIOR brother who was playing with his
blocks on the floor.
frame, remarked young man. who has
oeen particularly active in connection with
the recent winter carnival, "comes To the
man who is secretary of one of the MANY To
boggan clubs. He gets letters from ali the
sporting papers in the country, addressed IN
MN as secretary of the - toboggan club. and
informing him that the paper is devoted IN
winter as well as summer sports and conclud-
ing with request to subscribe for the period
icaL That's what call fame r.
Inc outsiders don't know it, but the fact
remains that there is quite distinction in q
newspaper othce between "a rising young
journalist and "a newspaper man." The
former Is always promising young fellow.
He has been at work two or three weeks ga q
police reporter and is proud to STYLE himself
d journalist" The newspaper man" has
oeen In the business for many years and can
write up fire or turn out an editorial on the
Eastern question. He was ''rising journa-
list" years ago.
jamestown, Oak, like any other well-rep11.
lated village, has an undertaken. Either the
Town is 100 healthy and the deaths too few TO
keep MIN busy, or his desire for gold prompts
MIN to embark III other enterprises; Cor in
| connection with his undertaking establish
mont he has barber shop and EMBARRASSING
| rooms. He is q mourner as well as n funeral
director when called upon to officiate at the
funeral of one of his tonsorial customers.
One or his best customers died and he was
called IN to prepare him for his last long
sleep. He was near the casket when the min
lister had concluded the prayer and the final
hymn had been snng. Before / close mn
the cofhn," said the undertaken and barber.
as he picked up the plate covering the upper
| portion of the casket and looked at the
| mourners and their friends, IT desire TO call
your attention to the beautiful head of hair
or Brother -, even in death. He used nv
hair invigorator and dandruff remoyer-50
cents q bottle"
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Springtime is nigh. An infallihle har-
oinger or the coming Of that season has mani
tested itself in the person of the old clo' man.
| hoo
OF st. Paul, seeking the winter garments of
the luckless occupants thereof and Offering q
pittance for the same. One old clio man can
force the spring season. He causes the winter
clothes TO vanish and goes great way in
convincing the male members of society that
winter has gone and spling has arrived.
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Dreams are strange affairs. They are 8
species OF mental picnics and are enjoyed by
all kinds of people in all kinds of weather.
| No home is complete without dreams. The
man, woman or child who has not enioyed
one OF those flights of fancy, and who fails to
remember such mental hodge-podge, is not
worth three hurrahs in presidential season
| when hurrahs are cheaper than dirt. A law
man can cover more territory and perform
more honest. hard work in dream than in any
other way. Nothing is impossible in dream.
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Dreams visit the novels Of the poor and for
the nonce their sleeping occupants are met
amorphosed into millionaires. In dreamland
| the sick and the crippled are transformed
into hale and hearty and perfect individuals.
The magic wand of the god of dreams, Nor
pheus, touches the heartbroken mother weep
| ing over the cold and iuanimate form of her
| first born and the child returns to life and all
! is JOY and happiness. In dreams the fallen
and depraved woman and the criminal man
live over the days when they were young and
| pure and innocent. Dreams visit the palaces
Of the rich and convert the owners of
millions into the busy toiling breadwinners
of their earlier and happier lives.
|
| dream is a law unto itself and as an
entirety never repeats itself. 1t is simply the
exercise of the mental faculties memory
playing leading role, when not controlled
by the reason. 1t is combination of many
| events in ones life that have no connection
the one with the other. These faculties are
! literally running riot at all times when one is
asleep, but one cannot always recall them on
waking. When recalled they are more prop
erly termed dreams. Dreams begin early in
life and continue from the cradle to the
grave. The baby in his cradle smiles in his
sleep, and tits said that the angels are whis-
pering to him. He means in his sleep and
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encounter with a large, black dog.
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They permit the aged and inflrm to live
again the happy days agone. Tue activity of
the mind is most strikingly illustl ated in
dreams, as IN a single nights sleep one can
recall and live over many years of his or
her past life. The faculties, while at play az
is the case In sleep, are not creative, but
simply combine,in fantastic and novel shape.
past events. Dreams cannot predict coming
events good or bad, Notwithstanding the be-
lief in such power of prophecy by many peo-
pie. 1t may follow that the faculties in sleep
may follow certain line of thought over a
dreaded or prayed-for event, and that the
event may come TO pass in dream with all
its probable natural surroundings. Later the
event may occur just as seen in dreamland,
or as seen mentally many times in the rever-
les OF the daytime The rapidity of thought
| TO account for an accident in sleep and make
it the natural result of a probable cause is il
Illustrated many times in every ones lifetime.
| A man sleeping on a counter in country
| store fell to the floor, distance of three feet,
In the brief time occupied in the fall he
dreamed that party of men came to his
home, and, installing him for a criminal, tied
him hand and foot and carried him to an adj
jacent bluff and dashed him over its steepest
bank to the vaef beneath. His actual fall
occupied no more than a second of time,
and vet his brain made it the natural result
o a natural cause. Dreams are aggravated
by a hearty meal just before going to bed
and by indigestion generally.
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Two very small girls stood on the sidewalk
in front of st. Paul school. School was
out, and they were going home to enjoy the
coming SATURDAY..