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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-01-14

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Harry Llnt0n Order OF sale htarh county
m Common Plea oomt
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ONE on TUE OLDEST
"oUT or POLITICS"

For q man who Ia "Jut OF politics." M
Mr., Paige constantly protests, the OK.
Congressman OF the 20h District ts In
about as deep as most men would care
TO be, judging from the letters A chls
McGregor 10 printing nova days,-[ All
ron BeacOn,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-01-14

John ~ MoIain Order OF sale,
w. stark county Common Plea
HafmanShaldnaRloct Court.
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The action OF Senator Payne In having
appointed at Canton u postmaster who
received but 81 out OF twelve hun.
dred votes, the remainder being cast for
Nc. McGregoT, Is fair sample Of the
working OF the spolls system. The
Clllce holder makes use Of II TO pension
hts political henchmen upon the people,
40 that the henchmen, Instead OF being
pail by the person for whom the work
IL Of special personal benefit, are paid
out Of the public treasury. The wishes
OF the people are set aslde by the use of
the "machlne,"- New Lisbon Buckeye
State, Rep.
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Elmer Long lOrdor 0i sale stark county Com
w. mOn Pleas Court
iaVa Unuah al nj
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LIE remede ..Thibodeaux Malarial
Antidote" Sc distingue de la plupa1t
DIES autres indictments analOgues
en- ce quill ne pretend guerir uu'un
genre de maladies: celles causees
par lempoisonnement miasmati-
que du sang, ct est Otlert CONNIE
un sptciti4ue certain contre les
Fievres Ell Frisson, dumb Chills,"
Fievres Congestives, BilIeuses, etc.
Nous appelons r%attention de nos
lecteurs sur lie certiticat suivant
CONVENT DU MONT CARMEL,
Thibodany, Line, ce II aont 1885.
Nous certifions nous ttre services
avec success du remede "Malarial
Anti-dote' lie Mr.. JOS. I. Thibo-
deauX, Pharm&cien.
SIR. ST. BERNARD.
Supe!ieure.
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Memories de Monsieur Claude.

Nous publions aujourd'hui IN epi-
sode tire DIES memories de monsieur
Claude. Ces memories sOnt le recit
mOuvemente, dramatique ct mystic
rieux de la vie du plus curieux pc.
licier de notre epoque. &c fin Inner
qui, par son activite infatisable ct
ses dons DISSEMINATION, s'est mGle a
tous les episodes de l'empire, ce
terrible pourchasseur de scelerats,
est, sans cOntredit, la plus eton-
mantle figure de notre temps.
Iancien chef de la police de snr>
etc depuis l'atfaire Orsini .jusqu'-
apres Ia chute de la Commune, rha-
bile tileur DIES La Pommeraye, ct
des Iroppmann, resume, par Sd de-
vOrante activite, les evenements de
la periodic la plus tantastique de
notre historic.
PartOut nous retrOuvons Mon
sieur Claude, lie revelateur le plus
entrainant, lie plus complet ct lie
mieux informe, dun regne qui fut,
DIES son Origlne, un regne de poll.
ciers ct de geliuarmes.
En- dehors du cote serieux, qui
peut Unforeseen rerudit ct rhisto-
rien, les Memories de Monsieur Clau-
de ont pour lie public un attrait de
curiosite incontestable. lis embras.
sent jusqu'au della de 1872, un en-.
semble de tableaux intimes OH les
m9urs de trois generations sont
d6peintes de main de maitre par
DIES fats aussi nouveaux qu'inedits.
lis montrent sur lie vif, par DIES
anecdotes intinies, ce qu'etaient les
hommes ct les chooses aux diverses
periodes du regne de Louis Philip
pc, de la seconde Rerublique, du
second empire ct de la Commune.
Cest mieux que lie tableau de
Paris c'est lie Kaleidoscope fantas-
tique du monde parisien. Depuis
les dssOmm0irs DIES barriereS. les
bibiaes des chlffonniers, les tapis-
francs des ~voleurs .jusqu'aux clubs
dOreS DIES grecs, boudOirs des
bellies petites qui ont des ramitica>
tons secretes ave- les salons du
plus grand monde, Monsieur Clau-
de, ell SD qualite de limier.protee.
nous fat tout voir, tout TOUGHER.
tout sentir.
Nouvel Asmodee, Monsieur Clau-
de de sd baguettc mayiQue de poll.
cier, decouvre touS les toits DIES
maisons de Paris; il nous livre les
plus curieuN secrets de leurs foyers
sans arriver au scandale, puisque
les acteurs historiques quill met
en- scene mont pas de nom sur leur
visage.
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ATTENTION, NOYAGEURs POUR
LIE GOLFE!!!- lie steamer Sally
i fait dies voyages rtguliers a la
Belle PaSse. Ii il commence lie I
Juliet Ell connection avec lie steam
er Helene 4 Lockport +Ous les lundi
ct mercredi de cllaque semaine.
Mr.. Ferdinand Blrrilleaux prend
les voyaeeurs CONNIE pensionnaires
a Ia Belle Passe. pourvu qn'ilS aient
leur %lite,ie, a raison de 81 par jour.
Prix du passage aller ct retour 81.
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LUNETTEs.- La reputation DIES
lunetteS de Hawkes. Obtenue dams
les Etats-Unis est TN fait tout-a-
fait merveilieuX. Files sont cOnnues
depuis l'Atlantique jusqu'au Paci-
tique ct ieur reputation est basee
sur leur reel merite. Les temoiyna-
ges DIES hommes les plus eminents
du pays Gui ont Ell leur vue anne
lloree par leur usage peuvent ttre
PONIES. En- vente 4 In Pharmacie
ThibOdeauX.
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a PROPOS DU WHISKEY.-On
n'entend parler partout, aussi bien
dams la presse qu'ailleurs, que de la
prescription don't on poursuit la
vente des BLOSSOMS alcooliQues.
Pour arriver a &c but, les proscrip-
teurs font agir les jurys de police,
font Gdicter DIES lois generates par
Ia legislature ct trouvent lie moyen
d'imposer une tres-forte %licence Il
lie debitant de liqueurs.
Toutes ces measures ne nous pa
raissent pas aller droit au but.
81 la vente du whiskey est une
chose 81 pernicieuse, 81 prejudicia-
bic a Ia morale publique, pourquoi
ne pas supprimer tout supplement
lie whiskey, OH plutot pourquoi ne
pas supprimer, ce qui tout un, la
fabrication du whiskey!
Ceux qui font nos lois, font de
cette fabrication une source de re.
venus pour rEtat en- imposant lie
distillateur ct lie d6bitant. LIE gou-
vernement, qul a besoin ne
veut pas Sc priver de ces deux mo-
yens den obtenir. Est-il consequent.
est-il lOgique de punir ceux qui boi-
vent lie whiskey, quand celui qui le
manufacture, qui lie produit men
coure aucun blame: N'est-il pas
au moins tres-singulicr de vouloir
supprimer la consommation DUN
article don't lie gouvernement sur
veille la fabrication avec un soin 81
Jaloux, ct qui est pour lui dun 81
grand rapport
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ATELIER APPROPRIATENESS.
IsoTARY JoR pRHSs

Ayant tout lie materiel necessaire. nous SOM
mes a meme d'extcuter tour les ouvrages ty-
pographiques qui nous seront comics Les
brets d'avorat. cartes da1aiIes. entetes ne
features. tickets d'habitation. blancs, circn-
laires. etc, seront imprimts dams lie plus BRET
delai ct a DIES prix moderes.
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L'esprit des ChinOis.

II existe en- Chine un livre fort
populaire, lie HsiaO.L kWdng, lie
Livre du Rire, qui tient la-bas la
place de nos almanachs comiques
ct de nos collections de bons mOts
ct de faceties. C'est un recueil de
proverbes, de mots historiQnes, de
plaisanteries, d'anecdotes risibles,
qui sert a egayer la fin DIES repas ct
les soirees passees 4 boire du vim
de riz.
Une revue anglaise paraissant a
Hong-Kong Went de publier un
chOix de ces nOuvelles a Ia main de
IeXtreme-Orient, qni montrent
mieux one DIES volumes de disser-
tations, lie %caractere particular,
cauteleuX, enfantin, froid vieillot ct
pratique DIES fills du Ciel.
Eft d'abord celle-ci.
Deux %personnes, Chung ct kung,
dit lie HsiaO, Sc chautfent q un
poole. Chung, qui est un homme
apathique ct verbeux, remarque que
les vttements de Kung, connu pour
avOir la t6te chaude, Sc sont entiam-
mes.
Mon ami, dit il, il Y a queIque
chose don't je voudrais vous parIer.
Je rai WI il va queliue temps ct ,je
voulais vous lie dire ; mails CONNIE
on raconte que votre temperament
est fougueux, j'ai Nestle d'autre
part je pense que 81 je ne Gus en-
dis rien, je vous ferai tort. De sorte
que je me suis decide a vous de-
mander tout au moins la permis-
sion de vous Ell parler.
-Allons, dites!
Eli bien, vos habits brnlent, dit
doucement Chung.
Que diable! s'ecria Kung Ell
colere, voyant retendue du dom
mage, ne pouviez vous m'avertir
plus tot?
-Quel mauvais caractere il a!
murmura Chung en- s'eloignant un
peu. Les gems avaient bien raison
de m'avertir!
La seconde mOntre la subtitle
DIES Chinois. La yoici:
Q Tn homme, ayant voleune vache,
fut pris ct soumis au supplice de
la cangue. Quelques amis, voyant
lie triste etat dams lequel il Sc trou-
Wait, lui demanderent ce quill await
fait.
oh! rien; J'ai WI un vieux NOR
ceau de cOrde Il la route ct lie TAI
ramasse
Comment, est-ce possible qu'on
vous ait punt 81 gravement pour
avoir ramasse un morceau de vieille
corde?
-C'est que, je vous dirai, il Sc
trouvait Qu'une jeune vache y Gtait
attachee.
La troisieme est une pure calino-
tade:
Tn courier charge de deptches
importantes recut Pordre de prem
Dire un cheval ct de faire diligence.
Des PEASANTS lie rencontrerent sur
la route, marchant ct poussant son
cheval devant lui, ct CONNIE on Sc
tonnait:
-J'ai reflechi, dit-il, ct je suis
arrive d la conclusion que nous iri.
ons plus vite sur six pieds que sur
quatre.
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IN carre de 10 lisnes; lere insertion 81 80
:. l,ue -
:" " Insertion add. so
Tonte annonce inliqnant la profession
avec radresSs ct n'eXcedant pas Guatre
lignes, par,an. 81 oc
Annopccs de capdidats, d'avance 49,. 10 90
Necroloaie. par 10
Toute announce commercials publiee a Tan
nee sera inseree au tauX de 80 cents par pou-
ce pour la premiere insertion ct % cents pour
les insertions snh>fquentes.
Toute annonce don't lie nombre d'insertions
nest pas specific sera inseree jnsqua neuvel
ordre au tauX ordinaire.
ATEIIER ypOElRAPUI
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Remede cOntre la dyssenterie.

Guerjson radicale ct garantie.
References nombreuses. Adressez
a MIR. Omer Savoie, chez Mr.. j,
Telemaque Badeaux, Lafourche.
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1rrEAU: Rue Main. entire St. Philippe
ct st. Louis.
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Publiee tous les Samedis.
F. SANCt\. P-oprietaire-Gerant
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NNENE

Tn An--d'avance...... ......... So 90
TN NumerO IL
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ANNONCES.

IN carre de 10 lignes: lere insertion 81
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DRY GOODS and
CT OF II IN q

Departments. which are now filled
With New Goods.
Buyers will do we'll to call and examine our
goods before purchasing elsewhere. We will
sell as low az the lowest
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MARS.

NJ. Maurice Lespiault. French savan
ranking high among astronomers, ad
vances the theory that the inhabitants o
the planet Mars have suffered serious in
convenience from the lack of regular
rains, and are engaged in planting vas,
forests to retain the moisture. These
forests he considers from the broad bands
or seams on the surface on the planet dis.
cernible through powerful telescopes.
The theory heretofore advanced that
these seams are gigantic canals is rejected
by NJ. Lespiault. He ridicules the no.
ton that the people of that planet are
capable of constructing canals a thousand
miles long and fifty wide, which are the
dimensions of these bands or seams, as
can be estimated.
Mars being much colder planet than
ours, NJ. Lespiault thinks the inhabitants
cut down their forests for fuel, that
drought ensued and to prevent general
famine the Emperor, King, Tycoon or
ruler of the planet compelled his SUBJ
jects to plant lines of forest trees, extend.
ing entirely around the globe, from thirty
to sixty miles in width, to retain the
moisture for agricultural purposes.
Mars is but ne-sixth the size of the
earth. The Marian day is about the
same length as ours. The poles of that
planet are covered with ice and snow,
but the changes in the season are so
startling that an inhabitant Of this globe
could not exist there. When Mars is
nearest the sun it is 26,O0O,O0O miles
closer the source of solar heat than when
furtherest away. When sl2G, 900, 600
miles distant from the sun it is then
midsummer there. and the cold even at
that period must be frightful.
Recent geological discoveries have
demonstrated that man inhabited the
earth prior to at least one of the glacial
periods, and some writers think he lived
through it. II SO his sufferings from in
tense cold while the entire globe was
sheeted to depth of from 5000 to 5000
feet with solid ice will convey the idea
of what the inhabitants of Mars endure
in their normal condition. 1t is now in
order for M. Lespiault to explain how
forest trees planted in ice can be made |
to flourish.
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A Mystery.

How the human system ever RECEIVERS fro,
NE bnd effects Of the nauseous medicines oftc
literally poured into 1t for the suppositiv
reiiefofdyspepsia, liver complaint, constipa
lien, rheumatism and other ailments, 10
mystery. The mischief done by bad medicine
Is scarcely less than that caused by disease
ifthcy who are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, con
stipated or rheumatic, would oftener be guide
by the experience of invalids who have thor
oughiy tested Hostetter's Stomach Bitter,
they would In every instance obtain the speed
lest aid derivable from rational medication
This medicine Y q searching and at the sam
vegetable sources, and possessing, In conse
qlience Of its basis Of pure spirIts, propertic
IS medicinal stimulant not to be found In iii
nery local bitters and stlmulants often res0rte
70 ny the debilitated dyspeptic and lapguld.
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mi TaE IgsTIoE COURT or HIEo rows

TN TaE JUSTICE COURT OF HiEo rowN.
sap, Of the Cnunty Of Lincoln, State Of
sevada; Jos. Ncoufhe. Plaintiff 70. Z. Ohafres,
defendant. The state Of Nevada sends greet.
Ing 10 Chsdee. Defendant.
You are hereby summoned to appear before
me. It nv ONE In Hike, 10 tho County Of LIN.
c,lp, on the 18th dsy Of September. 1855, o. ii
O'Clock 4 ~. IN the action br ,usht against You
By said plaintiff u snswcr the complaint Of the
ABOVE nam d plsiutif. Said action 10 brought
% rec yer tho SUN Of 1858 81 TOOL sixty.three
md SLIGO dollars, for taxes and costs paid b.
plsin'in. on your account, 10 save from sale for
ehuquent taxes for the year 1855, certain
property situated In Pahranagat Wiley, aid
county. assessed to you In 1888. and subse.
quently sold by you 10 plainhh, or judamsnt
sill bs taken against ycr fer tue said amount,
together with costs Of this suit II you fall TO ap-
pear aud answer.
10 the sheriff or any Constable Of said county,
Greeting: Make legal service and due return
thereof.
Given under my hand this 27th day Of July,
1885. LOUIS STERN.
4 Juatice Of tho Peacs Of said County,
jy3itd
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sCIRN riFIC MISCELLANY,

The proper safe working load Of wire
ropes is as follows: ] inch diameter,
1000 pounds; rope, 1900 pounds; Z
rope, 5000 pounds; | inch rope, 6OO0
pounds. This is for 10 wires to the
strand, hemp centers.
AT present there are eighty coal mines
worked in India, of which seventy .ei ght
are in Bengal, one in the Central Prov.
inces and one in Assam. The total out.
put in 1883 was l,3l5.776 tons and 90,
liz persons we're employed.
During the third week in June there
were shipped from Glasgow locomotives
to Bombay valued at $4,000, and for
upper parts of India. f22O0; general iron
manufacturers valued at eco, 200; steel
goods, f5sO0; machinery, f22O0; sewing
machines, f73l.
The scream Of the locomotive has
pierced the ears Of Jerusalem, and the
rush Of its wheels resounds where
echoed the mailed tread Of the crusader.
The mailed giant of the nineteenth cen.
fury, the champion Of brain and pro.
gress, will keep what his predecessor
won but could not hold.
From the colliery near the Chateau OF
Moons, in France, comes report of the
discovery of remarkable fossil tree.
The trunk is about three meters high,
the diameter varying from a half to q
meter. Interest is especially attached ia
it because the roots are Of the stigmaris
type, while the upper portion present.
the sigilaria type and was originally sur.
mounted by great bouquet Of leaves.
The passage Of a German steamer into
the harbor Of vladivostock through @
line Of mines without being conscious oil
their presence, startled the Russian G ".
eminent some months ago. In conse.
quence Of this some very interesting ex
periments have been carried out in the
Solent for the purpose Of testing ths
efficiency Of mines for defense. 1t wa,
demonstrated that il laid out under tn.
present system it would be impossible
for vessel to pass through a min,
field.
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N,Iice to Co.owner.

To JOSEPH COOK, owner Of one.half inter.
est In the Mo- sLIG 1T mine, situated In
Highland Mining District. Lincoln County.
State Of Nevada. you are hereby notified that
there is now due from you the sum Of One
Hundred t3lU0I Dollars for , ,ur interest In the
above n med mine. for Assessment work done
on sid 'Iias for the yssrs 1884 Aad 1883, which
YOU sre hereby notified 10 pay immediately, to-
gsther with the costs Of this advertisement.
otherwise I shall claim forfeiture OF your In.
ter st, 10 conformity Of the acts OF Congress
(5ection 81 approved May 10th, 1874 ali p 7.
sons are cautioned agsinst purchasing the said
interest from the said Joseph Cook, ~ he can
not under existing circumstances make legal
transfer.
JOHN BAxsrER
Phoebe, June a., 1886. ie9s9Od
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Do not kill the gopher snakes. They
are worth more in cleaning out gophers
than almost any imaginable human de.
vice. They are perfectly harmless. Do
not kill these friends of the gardener,
horticulturist and ranchman. We also
ask the same consideration for the
ground.owl and the road.runner. Ven.
tura Free Press.
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No. s95.
Application for a Patent
United States Land Once,


Eureka, Nevsds, June u, 1876.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN T AT JOSEPH
IN EIsENMANN and W. z GRIFFIN, WHOSE
postofice address 10 Phoebe. Nevada, have This
day filed their application for patent for Eigh.
teen hundred linear feet Of tho Phoebe Nine or
vein besring silver, with surface ground two
hundre feet In width. situated In Ely Miniug
District, County OF Lincoln and State Of Nevada,
and designated on the field notes AMI ofhciai
plat on file 10 this ofii,e Is Lot Number 20, In
Township l, North Range. 81 East Of Mount
Diablo Meridian; said lot No. 40 being as fol.
lows, to wit:
Beginning at post marked No. l, o survey
No 40. whence 4 vection corner on the south
boundary Y q section ~; IT,, \ Rs1E. MD N
ntug: LIST course. n ID leg 50 min W ava s.iOths
feet to post marked No Q, U 8 Survey No W;
thence. I'd course. 90 deg 81 min z 606 l.i0ths
feet. to post marked No s. q . Survey No 20;
thence. Sd course. II deg o. min S9f 7.l0ths
thence. 4th course, 4 IS deg So min 200 feet. TO
post mar ed No 6. U survey 10 10. whence
Wheeler's monument bears N 50 deg IS min
500 feet; thence. 9Th course, II aeg OF min "
i0os 9 lotus feet. / post marked Nos, U 8 Sur.
vey No 40; thence, 9th 'urse, = 80 deg 81 min
79l l0ths feet, to post No 1, the place Of be-
ginning. Magnetic variation is deg East, con-
tanning 27-lOO acres.
The ,cation Of this mine 10 recorded In the
Recorders Office Of Ely Mining District. This
claim is ooundsd on the west by the Psnscker
mining claim.
Any and al persons claiming adversely any
portion Of said Phoebe Mine or surface ground
are required to nle their adverse claims with
the Hegister OF the United -tstes Land fice at
Eureka, iu the state II Nevada, during the sixty
days period Of publication hereof or they will
be barred by virtue Of the provisions Of the
statute.
F. II. HINcELEY, Register.
1t Ia herebY ORDERED that tha forepnlng nnflca
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1t is hereby ordered that the foregoing notice
CT application for patent b. publis cd ten con.
secutise weeks, In the Phoebe RECORD, Q weekly
newspaper publiahe at Piorhe Nevada.
jel9td r. Il HfNCKLEf, register.
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1t is a remarkable fact that the Japa.
nose were the frat to introduce sea.
going torpedo boats.
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DRESS PARADE.
an the San Francisco News Letter.

From the San Francisco News Letter.
sharp shifting lines Of loyal light,
The bayOncts flash firm files along,
O,sr hearts whose patriot fires burn bright,
That muster near a thousand strong,
with hands unframed to martial deeds
INT ouick to learn the soldiers trade,
Her champions when their country needs,
Stanch freemen stand at Dress Parade.
A shortened service, shrunken line,
On soil fraternal blood has drenched,
finished with the viCtor's CORY wine,
With patriot ardor still unquenched;
Another dawn brings battle-storm
Well knows each heart, all undismayed,
Thereafter many a manly form
No more shall stand at Dress Parade.
The final happy victory won,
Fresh garlanded with loyal thanks
Stand a bronzed handful in the sun,
Remnant of thrice replenished ranks.
For songs OF peace and home they change
Familiar battle-music, played
Where death well knew the gamut's range
And last, glad, peacc-crowned Dress
Parade.
A last-till granted their release
From LIES hard marches, sharp alarms,
And won those fields where perfect peace
Folds the war-weary in her arms.
Comrades! when meath the soothingso
Or sOon or late, we all are laid,
On shining sands, triumphant trod,
Well have a glorious Dress Parade!
JOHN s. AITCHEsoN.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-01-29

The late Emory Storrs used to tell
of an incident which, he said, occurred
in front of a hotel in Chicago. An
English lord stood picking his teeth
in an inconspicuous place beside a
stone pillar. Aman approached him
stealthily and delivered a prodigious
stage kick, which, while it did not hurt
the lord, filled him with more aston
ishment than he had ever felt before.
Then the assailant rushed forward to
the lord and with profound apologies,
and expressions of contrition and in
quiries as TO my lords condition Of
body and mind, explained that a mis-
take had been made. The valiant
joker had supposed he was stealing
unawares upon his dearest friend.
.sAh! yes,'' said the Englishman quiet
ly. "But tell me-is your friend fond
OF that sort OF thing?''