The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-11-20
DIVORCES PREPARED
While You Waitl

| DIVORCES PREPARED
While You Wait!
| ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ................. ..:
| No one called at his office, No. s.
South Water street, to get one. Day
after day lnnumerable people went by
him in the mad rush and hurry of life,
married but not mated, forgetting that
| Mr.. Meltz could relieve them without
publicity.
Remorseless time had rolled on in
this way for three months, now and
then picking out fragment of the cor
nice on the new court house and brain
ing pedestrian with it, when one day
Mr.. Meltz was solicitcS by the proprie-
tor of a new remedy for Indigestion and
brain fever to stry his medicine. He
also told Mr.. Meltz that in case of cure
or beneficial effects he desired to use
his Endorsement, and as the remedy
was new he proposed to issue an edi-
ton of 100000 circulars containing
the Endorsements Of prominent profess
sional people of Chicago.
Alanson G. Meltz bought bottle and
began using it, In three weeks the
/ following Endorsement entered over
million and a half families in the United
+ States at the expense of the man who
owned the remedy:
| CHICAGO, December Is, 1885. DIR.
j. BURDoCK WELLS: SIR am a law
yer of this city, and for the past year
have been seriously and dangerously
afflicted with sharp, darling pains up
and down the spinal column, dimness
of sight, acdity of the tonsils and in
growing spleen. suffered the agonies
of Tantalus.
Il take this method of informing the
world, especially those who may be
suffering as l did, that less than
month ago was in pitiful state.
have large practice, especially as an
attorney, IN procuring noiseless di-
vorces. My office is at No. 81 South
Water street and for years | have been
engaged in this line, procuring divorces
for thousands everywhere, orders filled
by mail, etc., by new system of my
own, by which applicants throughout
the Union may be treated at distance
rs well as in my Office.
''This had so taken up my time and
engrossed my attention that, before L
knew it, my health had become i'm
paired materially, Snd l did not know
at any time but that the next succeed
ing moment might be my subsequent
one. With clients calling on me and
pressing me by mail for their services,
with persistent people hurrying and
urging me for divorces, so that they
could marry some one else without I'M
necessary delay, was stricken down
with ingrowing spleen and gastric
yearning of the most violent character.
My physicians gave me up. They said
| could never recover. | was in de-
Spair.
At thatmoment like a clap of thunder
from clear sky came DR.. j. Burdock
Wells with bottle of his unerring Bile
Renovation and Gastric Rectifier. |
took one bottle and called for another.
In a little while | began to hope.
When [ arose in the morning, my
mouth did not taste like that of total
stranger any more. In one week my
eye had recovered its old brilliancy and
in ten days | was back in my Office
again at No. 6B South Water street,
rapidly catching up with my large bust
ness and answering all calls made upon
me from all quarters. have not only
regained my health, but l have been
the humble means, since my recovery
of bringing peace to many an aching
heart. One man from Kansas writes
me: Your recovery was indeed great
boon to me. You have saved my life.
Whenever l want a divorce again 1
shall surely go to you. God bless you
and prolong your life for many years
that you may go on spreading joy and
hope again throughout our broad land,
furnishing our automatic and delight
full divorces to those who suffer- l can
most heartily endorse DIR. J. Burdock
WellS remedy and would cheerfully
recommend it to those who have tried
every thing else without success. |
would be glad to have any or all who
suffer call at my office, No. 81 South
Water street, if they doubt my recov-
cry, when they will find me removing
superfuous husbands or wives absolute
ly without pain
ALANsoN G. MELTz,
"Attorney and counselor-at-law, solicit
tor in chancery. Practices in all
the courts. Divorces sent c. o. ID.
at moments notice. Try our
home treatment for divorce"
A man who visited Mr.. Meltz' Office
last week says that his business is simply
enormous, and that he has added to his
former Office the gorgeous room at No.
"A. People are now coming from all
quarters of the globe to get Mr.. Meltz
to administer his divorces to them
Bill Nye, IN Boston Globe.
49,
John Douglass, an aged man living
near Little Mountain, South Carolina,
was left at home last Sabbath while his
family attended church. When they
returned a rattlesnake with two rattles
was found in bed with him. The old
gentleman said he had struck at it sew
eral times. but could not mako out