The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-31
Jealous I(ndiscreet) Plrattler).
no apology e1tendsd-none intended

40 apology e1tendsd-none intended.
His name he seems ashamed Of his identitys
squivocal,
His reasoning is rotary or something quite
pivotal;
He poses for poet with some lines he thinks
poetical,
And copies Tor has tried To- from style of one
esthetical.
Ws have noticed his illusions on SUB jec;s most
political
And weighed his wordy winnings with an eye
not hypercritical;
And fully have determined, for tbs plainly
comprehen sible,
His would-be points and argume nts are wholly
indefensible.
A member of party that are GROWERS con-
stitutional,
He flies to its protection spirit rsvo-
Iutional:
His distortion of the truth we pronounce most
ine1pncable,
And wonder how he hopes escape condition so
despicable.
dignihed,
But now it seems facts disclose its grievances
magnifed,
But we are sure that fullest search in al the
lands explorable
Would not reveal an advocate to such degree
deplorable.
With viciousness unwarra nted, and Lack of tact
astonishing,
T. cuts and slashes right and left, the Govern
ment admonishing.
By methods clearly imbeciIe and reasons purely
sinister
He pours his vile inveetive on the head of each
Nj mister.
With slanderous outpourings he attacks the
nations Premier,
And through this act, alone, commits most
wanton misdemeanor,
Still, we do not think that W. NJ. G., who sits in
place superior,
VIII give consideration to such vile verse so
inferior.
We would advise this silly scribe. lacking
power histrionic,
To call upon his medical man and ask for some
strong tonic,
And avoid the Foreign Office with verses too
For fear he be recipient of prose too strong
Creighton-ical.
He writes about finances and conditions he
calls 'a-PauI-ing?"
Buff snug place were rendered him you would
see him quickly crawling
Like all his friends prolific with advice that is
fanatical,
HIS value to his country must remain quite
predetermined.
We would warn him, should he venture on any
flights rhetorical,
To conane himself to facts that known to be
historical,
For should he wander off too far into the
metaphOrical,
Dare, perhaps, might ltigate Nth instructions
categorical.
Another theme-a pet of his-in which he is
ambiguous.
Is that of Colonel spreckels, but with truth he's
not contiguous;
The Colonel has sound common sense that
always is available.
And therefore does this shallow brain consider
him assailablS.
Frequently have his sentences bee n profoundly
instrumental
In helping to convictions of inspiration
transcendental;
And often we prone to think his utterings
sophistical
Could trace their source through rosy strsamIsts
spiritualisticaI
1t seems a fact that all he writes partakes Of the
fantastical.
And if he played the circus clown we'd call it
then gymnastical
So light and airy his thoughts they seem
quite too ETHEREAL
To hang around this mundane sphere 'mongst
wetghtier things material
Tis a curious course of Nature that some things
physiological,
Exhibit such weak intellect, and reason so
illogical.
But If there is specimen in nature most
despisable,
Tis he who cowardly writes and strikes Ger
signature disguisable.
We often wish did compose body quite con
ventional,
We'd notify this thing to leave with service
quite Intentional
Or to retire to some lone spot out Of the line
professional,
And, were asked TO name the spot, would say,
TO place confessional.
L. MONTGOMERY MATHER.
Honolulu, July %, 1886.
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