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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13

S4tnois.

-@Btca9o unb ct. Souls MAIDEN
BET ieber 9~ele9enbeit rbdmti9e" gemer.
fuu9en iber chamber. 60 meint jebt Elm
Gbicaso'er glatt, es iet nod gut, baB Die
r&ttter Der Nrbeit" sum S6auplat hires
@tienbabnsS trites ct. Souls eeuablt bot:
ten, ba Tonne bet Strite ni9t 10 piel S9a:
ben anri4ten, bas i9lafrise Sorf brau6e
nt5t ieben Gag einen 6ra6t5us.
giner Der reiGifen giirser pon
@aibinston County, Serb. greiobn, lift in
Rew Mertbeu, 76 Sabre oft, seitors
ben. Sn ieiu aaf 5000, 900 gei6dstes
SermOsen tbeilen fi9 grben in SsutI9s
Lamb, @aibinstOn County uub ct. 2ouis.
- Sn Der @bieaso'er gofoffce III
etne Dame anseiteut, nm bic fali3 abrei,
ftrten 8riefe an bic seb6risen &brefaten
gu i6iten. sic tennt ale sr06eren Cir
men Der Ser. Staaten 70 senau, baB fie,
obne ii3 in ibrer arbeit, bic fe ionft DOR
Fat, if6ren gu Iaiisn, benz Glert, Der Die
abrefen laut lteit, bic re6te 9lbrefIe anz
9tbt. Seitbem iie i'm 9lmte 1T bat file fiber
200. 900 8riefe pom Der vOeab: 2etters
Office" on bic eisentIi3en 9lOrefaten ses
bra9t.
- Sn ber @essn6 pon Tarmer gitp
i'm @Ountp De @itt i'm mittIsren Suinois
baben in lstterer 3eit bsrrenIos umbers
ftreifenbe 9unbe ben Sarmern sroBen S9as
ben 3usefiist. Dem Sarmer q. $. Sames
iinb tiirSlt@ in elmer Na9t S9afe i'm
8ertbe pom $500 Serriiien morben unb am
bere Sarmer baben d6nIt3e @erIufte err
Ittten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
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9entS6tano.
SreieS tGbte.

- Gin febr aufregenber &nblid bot f6
am 9. WdrS Radmittass swii9en pier unb
flint rbr ben am s hamburger Safen
9oribersebenben bar. Man bemertte, wie
elm on einem Sau bdnsenber Wann BON
elmer &aae bes S9iffes aus ms Wuiisr
binabselailen unb wieberbolt ms @aiier
aetaudt wurbe. Sobaun Sos man ibn auf
6as Osd unb idlus nit &nitteln auf ben
armen Teufel Los, obslei9 Ct ani9einenb
idon feinen 2aut mebr pon ii9 geben
tonnte. Sobann murbe er wieber bod ges
wunben uno on Der &aae befeitist. gnts
riffet iiber bisie sntieslide SebanbIuns
zines Msnidsn mu9ten mebrere Berionen
InSeise bapon Bel BET 9~afenpoIi3ei, erbiels
ten bier iebod cine gang unerpartete, be-
rubiaenoe Quftldrung. Ois 8eiabuns bes
S9iffss, cine franSofi9e 8arte, beitebt
aus itrenasldubisen Ratbolifen. gluf fol-
den S9iifen 1T IS Sitte, wdbrenb bteisls
ben in einem 9afen liesen, cine Puppe in
Qebensgr6Be, ben SSnbas baritsusnb, an ber
Raae gu befeitisen,' fie 3ur 3ett Der Sess
per, snii9en 4 unb 5 nbr Na9mittass,
IN bas @aHer b~inabsulafen, Elm paar Wal
unter,utau6en unb bann nod 5ersensluif
bur6supriiseln. @abrenb Der iibrisen
Easesseit nnb wdbrenb Der Na9t barf ber
SuSas friebli9 am Maf bansen. 8es
sreifiderpsiie bate ii9 in 6olse bes ions
6erbaren gnblids bieies S9aufpiels cine
sabIrei6e Weni9enmense anssiammslt.
Gbarinsif9e Staaten.
= Sn ben lestsn Sabrsn battsn bic Bes
wobner Der armen 2anborte bes Tblrins
aer @aIbs cine pilfommens ginnabs
meaueae in benz Sammeln, Grodnen unb
9srtauf Der in ben 2aubwalbern Tblrins
gems sablrei9 portommsnben 9eben blume,
obne 3u wifsn, wO3u bic seiammsIteu
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
G X.
J alan b.
Safota.

- Der Ieste S6neefrrm iu6te audi
9atota bsim unb iibertraf an Seftisteit
unb S9neefiae IGes bis iett 0osepeiene.
@m Sonntas slaubte man ii6 bort in bic
erlten Sanuartage suriifueriest uno mas
ben S6neeIturm defenders urrangenebm
r1a6te, mar Der i'm bsgleitenbe ~inteniip
falte Winb, Der ben S9nse gu tiefen @es
ben tuiammenfeste unb alien Serfebr sstt.
petli9 unterbra3.
- Sn Sen n6rbli5en @rens: Counties
Oafota's ptrb i'm 2auie be8 Sommers cine
febr itarte gtnpanberuns aus Der britii9en
Broptus Manitoba erpartet, ba felt ber
Nteberi3lasuns Der &teIiGen &ebeDton
bic b~orti9en 3uitdnbe nod melt i1le9ter
9eworoen fiub, uls ie cs friiber parsu.
Gus elmer Iniieblung alIein peroen iiber
SO SamiIien mad benz nOrbIi9en Sbsile bes
Eerrttortums auswauoern.
SIN 8oIsa, 9rootinss 60, lit eine
9roBe 6diefabrtf i'm 8au besriffen. Die
&GiesS nbultrie lit IN Glib afota our 3eit
mod iebr perna6Iaifst unb ioIte pon Seis
ten Der ar0Beren Sarmer mebr Seritii9ti:
9un9 ftnben.
Sn GampbeI COUNTY, befen
Befsrense ber Wtfouri bilbet, finb mod
inmer 200 900 older &eeieruneslGnbe;
reten su bGben; bod beitst bas Gountr
nod feline @tienbabu, 10 baB bic Sar:
mer ibre Prooutte II i9wer peruertber
t6unen.
8ei Der firali6 gu Garrin 9 n,
IN Softer @ountp, absebalteneu Sriebens:
rt9tersgSabl ertIarte Der etne ber @anbiba:
ten, baB ct, faus eruablt, Srauunsen fiji
$500 per Saar %uornebmen unb nit be,
8esabluns warten noble, Bis 3ur eritet
&tnbtaufe . Ser unternebmenbe Mant
pur6e aud pirfli9 nit GROCER Muiorita
erpGblt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
&anias.

- SSu ben leetsn Sabren fanben swil6en
&an1as ttp uuO &eotut, Soma, Set
tens etniser Snsenieure, BON benen eS bies,
bieielben itdnben in 0teniten ber Qt9iion,
Topefa &c Santa Sc gabnseieQI9aft, an
peri9iebenen Punften Eerrainaufnabmen
ftdtt. @s wurbe ~bsbauptet, iene Corpora
ton TRACE ii9 nit benz Blane, tire gabn,
ltnien bur9 9srfteuuns elmer birettsn Ser
btnbunSsbabn 3pil9en &aniaS gitp unb
Chicago aus5ube5nen unb bab &eotlt ben
9ei3dftIi3en Mtittelpuntt bil6en iole.
@esenwartig balt fi9 on letterem 8unfte
eine ansabl pom Snsenieuren auf, bic fi9
i'm aasemeinen betrefis Der pon ibnen be-
abii3tisten Gbatistsit isbr i9peisiam per-
balten, pon benen man iebo9 annimmt,
baB ie I'M Oienfte Der Qt9iion gabn
fteben. aaes, mas ii9 pom bsnieIben in
Grfabruns brinsen IieB, beitanb barin,
baB iie conitattrten, es banble fi9 UNI bic
8ornabme porlaufser Gerratnaufnabme in
Der &i4tuns mad &anias Gitp, unb omar
bies I'M auftrase pon priuatperionen.
-3u 9arions fdeint ber @iiens
Uu1HlIteu p1eHUel ~ IeHu. KIN D. Aplll
bewesten ii9 ale Sise unbeldfiist. giers
gig Der alien 2eute iinb pisber anseiteat
uorben. @s melbsn ii9 9roBe Wlensen
neuer 2eute in ben 8ertltdttsn, ALIEN BEN
alien miro Der 8orsus sessben. O..
Der Gen. s@biutant bat bic Burger aufs
9eiOrbert ii3 gu orsantRrsn, UNI mad GU
riitsiebuns Der WiIi5en bas gissntbum su
bei6isen.
-gaOla wirb nit Ratursas beleu6s
tst.
- SIM 2anbsO iitrict res peffli6en &ans
fas 9ibt es nod 500 coo acrss &esies
rl~nssldnbereien.
- an ben gilenbabnwertfatten in Ut.
1ion baben Strsiter bebeutenben Sdas
ben anseri@tet.
- Sin frs9es Disbsfid nsrbe firsli6
auf eirem 8abnjuse Der Pacifcs 8abn BEL
so enofen am beqen Gage psribt. Serr
81. 8. Sia, psl6er fi1 auf Der &eiie mad
Sprinsfielb tn SibpsftsM iFouii befanb,
faB nit ieiner Samilie i'm @iisnba bnpassn,
ais fi4 ibm ein Wann naberts unb ibm
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
Wi6t8an.

SIN Charlotte purbe elm Ser:
iu9 sema9t, bic garatsn ber Seilsarmet
mitteIs 0pnamits in bic 2uft gu ~iprensen,
- Slider gu Madinap gitp be.
ri9ten, baB bas Sis spii9sn ct. Sslenu
unb Wausoofanee sessnwdrtis 2 SuB bid
isi. S4were Wasen tommen fat tdsIit
BON ct. 9elena beriber.
- 9is 8epobnsr Don 8urIeisb 3,
Sosco &c., finb gu bsnsiben. Dor 8 Sab.
rem purbs bic Stabttaiie pSuis ausses
raubt - Obne baB ss bis iett ssIunssn
pdre, ben Spisbuben ausinbis gu MAIDEN
- unb i'm pe%rflofenen Sabre 1T aus parer
8erseBli6teit fein ein5iser Dollar an
Steusrn cousctirt worben; bic S9ulsn
u,uBten wabrenb bieier !3eit bar9 Brtpat,
lubieriptionsn aufre9t srbalten werbsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
StsconTn.

= Sn Berlin ma6t jett Elm sebeims
niBuouer @iftmOrbperiu5 4ufieben. SIM
@eian9niB baielbt iibt Elm Mann, Der
unter Der Intlase itebt, sirer 9inefi6en
@di9er beraubt gu baben. Sirsli9 rei6s
ten suei 0amen benz @efansenen bur6
bas Seniter ieiner 3ele msbrers Sransen,
ibm 3uslei9 ibr Ssbausrn iiber iein S6ids
ial auscriifenb. Der @efanaene aB spei
Srunsen, banu i6isn i'm pI6sIi6 elm eli
gentbimIi6es @efibl su i%ibertommen; er
banbiste ben 0teit Der SrI6te benz Beam.
ten Morris elm, ibm bemerfenb, bas er
ni9t fir $500 nod mebr bapon eiIen
wiirbe. Morris betradtste cine Der Orans
gen unb fanb an berisIbsn feline Nieiiers
eini9nitte; er uabm bieieIbsn gu einem
Irste. unb bic nGbere rnteriu6ung ergab,
baB bic Orange unter einseInen Stelen
Der S9aale groBe Suantitdten 9(rienit
entbtelt. User paren bic v@obltbatss
rinnen?"
- @ie aug Stepens 9otnt Be-
ri9tet pirb, it CHARLES Sobnion pon Der
Strma Sobnion & 8lummer baielbit in
Brentice babur9 um's 2eben eetommen,
buB Elm aefdllter Baumffamm beim SaQeu
ieinen &Drper serOritdte., Der Yeruns
9liiGte NOR elm ~erfolsrei6er tSol3bdnbIer
unb btnterlaBt cine 6rau unb Spet tletne
&inoer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13

bret &arneualstase bate es it9 pom Sauie
e~ntfernt unb bic Seinisen in srDBter Gorge
selaien.
- Sn getreif bes seitOrten 8ertebrs
auf benz 8 8 ii d pirb mit9etbeilt, baB
am 10. Mdrs bic 9oif pon 9a9ara9 Der
sesen Nbenb aufsetretensn S9neepebuns
gen wesen gar ni6t mad Simmern ses
ianete, baB isbo6 ionit oIe abenbs INN
7.l5 u5r pom Ba6ara9 absesansenen
8oiten NIT swst Stunben SeripGituns in
Simmern einsetrofsn iinb.
@eitfaIeu.
= Ser in 9iTelborf periorbene &e-
~oierunssratb Siinte bat feline Gateritaot
Wtnben ;ur l1niperialsrbin ieines ca.
10000 SO. betragenbsn 8ermD9ens eins
seIeet. glu6 in hem Seifumsnt her fGrs:
LID peritorbenen G6eIeute gernbarb Mibe
inS fir bic Stubt 100, 900 Mart ausse.
worfen.
= Bel benz nuf Der Station W a E II
bel 9ortmuno itattoebabten @iienbabnun.
fau liuo auBer benz DIRECTOR BobreS audi
mod Der Raufmdnn Spras uub elm Sabns
beamter idper, brei 0teiien6e, spei 8oit.
uno pier gabnbeamte lei6t perleBt porben.
Der i9uIOise 8ei6enfeler purbe iofori
entlaiien unb bic llnteriu6uns sesen i'm
ein9eleitet.
= 8dbrenS bic miiniterii6sn 2anb.
pirtbe uno bic &obleninbuitrie i'm &ubr.
unb @mi3egebiet srOBe Sofinunseu oui
ben Sau bes proiettirten &betnsG SINS. Ga:
mails iesen, lit bic Observation-Disclosures bee
mdrfii9en Sauerlunbes enti9ieben ba:
9egen. OsmentipredenO pirb bic San:
belsfammer in Susen benz SanbsIsminiite,
bic bereiis Dor swei Sabren erbobenen ge:
beuten gssen BEN gau bes Canals nod,
mails unterbreiteu. Gum Na9folser Dec
mad Wiinden berufenen 8roieFors Or.
8arOenbeper 1T Der Gelisionslebrer am
RarSeuen : @pmnaiium gu &6ln, Or,
6eu, ernannt porben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13
VebraSfa.

- Sine ieItIume 9ei9idte p~srIautei
aus Rtobrara, unb omar banbeIt es iid
UNI bas plDblide Seri9pinben Der Srau
Bruins uuo ibrer 17idbrisen Eo6tsr Rinu,
bic auf Der Seimreiie pom 9euti9Iano mad
Iiobrara pI0tIi9 ipurIos usri6punben uni
oeren Serbleib trOt aasr Na6foridunser
bis iett iIidt entoeft merben fouute. Srar
Sruns 1T Die Satin bes beutI6en giirsers
6rtebrt6 Drums in Niobrara.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-04-13

- Die So5ialiiten in @ien i6einen
9umor gu befisen unb poIten piienbar in
ibrer @eiie bic Iesten Gage bss &arnepals
better beseben. sic mabtsu ii9 ndmli9
iinsit ben rSGera", ibre Slusi9riften an
oie amtli4en IntinbisunsstafeIn GINGER
9oli3eiwa4 ftuben unb 8e3irtsseridte angus
beften. Die bstrsffenbsn 8sbSrbsn waren
aber nidt selaunt, auf ben ,SpaB" sin3us
seben, ionbern entfernten iofort bic SIuss
i4riften anb fabnbeten mad ibren Der.
brsitsrn.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
A Cup of Coed Coffee.

1T is on OF the simplest things iii
tie world" said Miss Corson, in her
lecture recently. ITO make e cup OF
good coffee, and this en- easily be ac,
compiished hy applying a iittIe com
mon sonse. If you put boiling water
on coffee, and Go not let it boil, she
continued, you have all the good
qualities preserved. One reason dys-
peptics cannot drink coffee is becausc
it is boiled. The style OF coffee pot is
just a matter of fancy. | have made
as good coffee in an old tomato can as
| have ever slipped from cu'' filled
from the Fl est French coffee urn. We
should take lessons in this matter
from the Turks and Arabians, who
gritd their coffee 10 Il fine powder
When the coffee is ground as fine ~
possible, put it in little bag of un
hleacled muslin, which should be tied
tightly enough to prevent tie escape
of the grounds. If you use a cup OF
uuground coffee you can make over d
quart OF very strong, black coffee. In
making coffee many people sacrifice
flavor boiling. When boiling water is
placed on the bag of grourd coffee il
should stand at least three minutes
before serving. Remember, the longer
it stands the strongerit becomes. Be
careful rot to allow the Natered coffee
to boil. "a favorite mixture of coffee,
said Miss Corson, in answer to a lady
in the audience sis Mocha and Java
in the proportion of two parts Of The
latter. which is less expensive, to one
of the former"
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
W cman's Wit.

\ woman $ advice is generally worth
having; So if YOU are in trouble tell
your mother or your wife or your sis
ter all about it. Be assured tlat light
will at o@ce flash upon darkness. Wo-
men are commonly Judged inexper-
fenced in all but pure womanish affairs
No philosophical student Of the sex
thus judges them. Their intentions
Gr insig9ts ar the most subtle, aad if
they canHot see Cat in the meal no
cat is there. | advise man to keep
none Of his affairs from his wife. Many
homes have b.en saved and many for
tu1es retrieved by men having full
confidence II their wives As gem
raj rule the wives confde the sninut-
es; f their plans 10 Their hushands.--
Why not reciprocate? The men "ho
succeed best in lie are those who
make conflants Of their wives.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
Volume XIII. mo. 38,
Not Taking Risks.

lyon say you live with your par
eats" said ii china dealer. who was
putting lot Of youngsters through u
civil, ser vice" examination for the po-
sition Of errand boy in his establish
nent.
"Yessir."
"And you are quick at figures p
"Iessir.'
Now, suppose ! had dropped a
round the corner to get lunch, and Il
lady should come along who wished to
purchase two dozen cups and saucers
at :; dollar and I. ha'f 4 Dozen
"Ie. Sir
'A!ter agreeing to take the goods
she ;,am.:s you ii five dollar note. How
much change would you re.urn to
hel -
Two 4 zen cups and saucers % ask
ed the boy, gazing toward the ceiling.
That's what SAID
'She must be bordin'- honse keep
er to"
"Nevsr mind what .he is. How
much change woUId YOU hand her ?"
asked the dea'er
"A dollar and = half drzen
''Yes, yes. Now then,'
"D,n't You hink that's pretty darn
high for"
Never mint whether it's high or
low. How much mcney would you
return to the ialy -
But them five d,llars might be
bad, CALCULATED the 10y, winking at
the store CT.
I'VE will suppoze the bill to be
gcod, saiu the dealer, sharply.
Il don't See what one woman wants
70 buy all them c"ps and saucers for,
anyway When my sister got mar
rled she didn't st Up house keepin'
with
Then yen cast give me the an
swer:'
What, . ut the change:'
"Ncs. YES
Ooh -
Come, y hat is tbs answer:'
"Weil, murnursd Ii: boy, shifting
10 his 'er foot, and keeping an eye
on the cat, I'D just tell the lady TO
cal! 'rounA when you We're IL ANA get
her change, far the bill might be Il
bad I'm, aud don't never take no
risks"
| He was engaged at once.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
Longevity.

In order 10 live a hundred years, it
has been announced that you must
breathe al the cut Of door air posi-.
hies and tsrest he 1T deg aiV--.aIa that
you must take your sleep rs nature
indicates, eight or nine hours in the
eariy part # the dark, whica will al
lew you to be up and FULLY refreshed
at sunrise. In addition to these i'm
portant items Of sleep and brrath, it is
further declared that you must not
permit yourself to get angry or to fret
or worry; but that. If you must. at
once take bath and some immediate
slumber; that yen must eat mere veg
etabes and grains and fruits than
N ats, and dismiss wine and spirits,
coffee ard tea; that YOU must bithe
often, wea. loose clothing and keep
warm; a3d that you must control your
appetltes aud passions, cultivate cheer
inl serenity and be governed by the
advice of your physician -BGz7r.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
=eIerf Rea0iuq.
War Between the Cat and Catfish.

TheophiIus Shimrer is generally
siz~d up as the a!ost incompetent nan
III Hoxawottamie county. bat Theoph-
Illus has knocked this town silly with
bis Cat story about the Tarn.
Skimper hasn't but one shirt, and
always goes cat to tie Tarn to wash
il.
Skimper had Just stretched lis old
shirt ont 10 dry n the end Of II sunny
log when he found he'd been followed
all the way from Hoxawottamie by his
old gray cat with the nine kittens.
The blamed thing nonkeyed around
his ankles awhile, then carried her
kittens one bY one to the end Of a log
hanging over the water, and sat down
by 'em and hegan fishing with her
tail. She vas having pretty fair luck
wheT. she spied whole school OF
y"uns catfish swimming up into shoal
water. The old catfish was probably
somewhere out in deeper water.
Puss made Que spring and yanked
Il little catfish out OF the water. Then
size ran out to the end OF the log and
Z We it to one Of the kittens. Nc
sooner had she turned her back, how
ever, to get another little catfish be
fore the old catfish jumped fom the
water to the end Of tAe log and yank
el one of them kittens away rs sllch
as WAY. When puss came back with
the seconl catfish the kitten which
l,ad been eating the first young cat
;ish had disappeared and VA. i edIn2
the Old catfish. This made puss mad
and She chewed the second young cat
fish up before the eyes OF the frantic
parent.
Insane with rage, the old catfish
jnmpcI to the end ct The leg. and
~ith Ashfiii shrek bi, kitten square
IN two.
This in'trr,cjue and fra;:ic;da
s.iifr coalI.u,d uu;il The csty had eat
Ell up all the young catfish aud TIE
catfish bad eaten m all the young
kittens. The old catfish hadn't beer
able 10 cLew all the kittens. Eut haC
just swallowed some whole. The con
>,qu.nce Was that they began me wing
and set the mother cat pretty ueal
Wild. This seemed to a;f,rd the old
catfish the most uualloyed delight
and sticking her head out f tile wa.
ter With broad grin, she gave the
mother cat full benefit OF the POI t,
mor'em concert.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
3 Hint Concerning Profanity.

Don't you find that you swear an
der certain conditions, in certain cir
cumstauces. and that vou don't swear
under other certain conditions? You
are sitting ut your family table. You
never tell an oil colored story there.
Iou uever swear there, and This is not
on tie theory that a man thinks when
he wears either. With that class oi
cattle am not dealing. \ man who
Intentionally swears. who rejoccs IN
dirt aud vuIgar!,y and wicheduess, i:
the kind of man | am rot talking TO
| am So aking to ordinary human be
ing. Ike myself, who are governed by
circumstances. to whom life OF ey.
preston il; Il thought aud action hert
Is totally different from line OF ac
tioo Il, d thought aud expression there
and ab. ulutels without anv intention
30 Tar as ms prethought directs. II
YOU can control your thoughts aud
your phrases in lour home circle, in
your school, you can control them IL
your store, IN your ,itice, on yonl
playground.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05

"Professor-"Name Il potent name
in the arr of drawlng:?" Student
a mustard plaster" The professor
collapsed.
"Shrouds - exclaimed an old lady
who was listening to an old sea cap
tain's story, "what do you have them
at SEA for: = $40 bury dead Gains in,
madam
A Texas editor says: 'We never
could understand why 20 much shot
should be wasted killing birds while
SO many young men art their hair in
the middle"
Woman says great deal that she
ought not to say, and man leaves un-
said great deal that ought to be
said and there is not too much truth
in either Of them.
\ number Of Philadelphia ladies'
have formed an association to do
mending for bachelors. 1t is conject-
ured that they "sew that they may
reap.
An exchange says: Last week
stranger came to our town with turn
cd up nose and run down boots" A
town with a turned up nose and run
down boots cannot hope to become a
great commercial centre.
'All the world was sunk in gloom,
till gradually rayonnant heraldiug
halo, of d pallid and lustrous green,
appeared above the deeply purple sum-
mits; in its midst the yellow moon
slowly revealed itself, and with visi-
| bic tremuiousness rose solemnly into
the ascendancy OF the night" That
is the way lady novelist has of tell
/ ing her readers that it is moonlight.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05

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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05
lE!JslLgI FIIEiE EElGE II AL
THE HARTFORD LIFE
AND
ANNUITY COMP ANY.
HARTFORD, COKNT.
UN Insure all HealthY &n5jecf>, No}c
Ga3 EtBuie.

TIVE COMPANY VAS o. rraniz,i N SEQ and
i did tu>Irrss upon u e Eudrw uenr Hud An
nuj'y Plan until the tai cf 1879 hen the;
adopted the safety fund s,st,m, hy wh,ct plan
they can now carry insurance at less than halt
Il cost of he "td time conn anres
Tie safety fund renders the Iayusnt o. every
policy TO the very last nan, nm absolute cer-
tauIy.
A man Of torty years old can carry one
lhousn I'd dollars on his lite, and thus secure
'iar aIrount 10 bis family al his death, by The
pa, meat Of tout ten dollars "A wear and " hen
he as paiG lis Ten do lars additional into the
shicIy iurd, and his been member Tor 6v,
wars. / is pay ments viii he greatly reduced b,
diyId'Lds declared every six months. The
safety 'und is already over Si0O 600 and is rap.
IDLY Increasing. They have cnsh capital o.
$3.50 Geo ard assetsauouutiHg to over enc and
Il QunI tel million.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1886-03-05

lyon say You live with your par
eats" said china dealer. who was
putting Il lot Of youngsters through Il
civil service" examination for the po-
sition Of errand boy in his establish