Daily Republican., 1886-07-26
SUNBEAMS.

porous plaster company advertises.
| A dark subiect. A Gark mon dovr
a dark cellar with a hianh ana an% J
dark lantern looking for y black cat
A vonng mon asIs. uII~Tn eo.'
gain a copIous flow of lanGuage9H We
Suggest that he should try sitting down
on a tack.
oI savon onool +, ., oosto i. -,
mint = aid Seivat;o an eUs'aSy ius'
"i'd have given any to see t6at NV.
self" remarked Johnny Caution
Notwitbs,andiro oil ,ho n,odn.r =,
provements of anjr, U t ,io , u ,mi
monia harvest is e,iii , arod 'i ,ith
the cradle and thrashed 6v hand
"pana y said 1;,,Ia u"s" =,
POINTING 10 n turkey stnbblor s s,r,., wv,
around in an nrighbor,s var5 '' @.tn :
that red .nosed chieken a., az, ~ o %,G !
big bustle,p ~
There is an old nroverh,bot cows .ho
lightning nnver str;t,oa 80 ~. ~
same Mace Prohahiv fo. ~ $50 W. 'no
that the nlace 10 mot th o ,"1 49,, ,on'o -
strikes the second time
Bismarck's pbvsicians have odvised
him to stoo drinking honr ord 4 10
thought that ifhe folIowe tbeir counsaI
two or three German breweries viii
be obliged tn sbnt DOW
The following wos oyorhoord IN ,bo
park the other dov. Hi hnto yvo IT,
ing ont without an obioc, - ShoN
son. as Ia that saidon, I-o ont ,uith-
out nv husband Wv '''-
Mrs MaIanron...,1 ~, On ,,,od ro,,,,
,hn. ,,n -'l dni,, "lil 50 sl"u, Joiih'
old Dutch families If must he en- I;s.
agreeable to think Won are lescended
from some poltroon'n
,.,yby docs ,,n.r;a..o ,,.,.o
thor,b,},,l o., o,iinI -.,i ,'i''" 'ii q
an Old bachelor ..y x T"T7 s" Ir~y %.
tbow ava e', oo,,,;',,,o,,, "oi1, 9uPpnso
going to happen next
"Tbero "a somotbi,, :, .hie ,i.,1o
fellow ll.o ), o 49, ~ ;liis MY
tow ,isitnr ~ SOU "n io onof,3 We up
tro,tin,r ~ ~ ~ ~, :, vi
the ho2 II have swo1lorod q ,'io, eIi1 y
'',''' w. 1'0A~-
har III WY nav ieoel.eu d nun
It'll vi " C" ns On anu oo''iu slniee'y ueoieo
nf t,;, I% ny IA ~; "sNeu .uo .''. ~
rai;n l'S''' M b.u -hiiio"n sei Fah'' VIZ
aopia eG To-, '"'s"' ~ "here 'no hios'
oooie 10
=, CONSERVATION MED every breast in
~ n"ne5 "" Il hel nc 'T c . vi
hu , nu.omq ,,n1 s h ~, ION we IN
..W.I ncle .lie ouii llnu oecil p ri,
r;a 49, II now W eaii uei s%hie' teiSs,
ha tinei y pis mas s"aiio"eo 'hc
o'ii
a schoolmaster recently informed
an anxious mother that her sons were
~ lnoloueh my uisclpilheu tnat tiley
W % w iel anu olueIIy as 'ne very
cnaiis IN the school room III was
prooaply because they were cane-oot-
'oiiieu'
"Do you remember how you swore
on your Bonded knees the night you
proposed to me loye?' "Oh, yes;
mats mat. nothlns' No'hing. gu
ou9nt 10 see me swear on my Knees
Miel my coilar button drops ana Tolls
uIiuer the bureau
In Borneo girl sells for five cows,
n person might wonder why man
would give tlye cows for a girl, but
tney are different from the average
much 70 az lem ao III "i1 !. ugn tos.
aha var nd,hs 81 a1sn l,, ' n,;1" 't'
n. -. .I rs . l''o w, y 1'--''e'
Dl. ~ A"ani oi vi. VINO haH strong
ave- slon 10 l'olh' was cN'Ie4 upon 10
say s1tIc at ulnner where t4g pt'hcl
pa. I'sn WIS loast Pl5n re IS re-
ior.eo 70 nave salu IN, LORD, II
,nou T rnllS' ai piess uhaet Inc gospel
bless this PIC"
We notice noraeronb roing the
rounds If The naners 10 ri" The stTnrf tha a
= PnTitan hlacIsn,itb ", sbnn s;t,,a an"
..son"rhar', in SIanl.t ilOp, ho" -
uno,is,, stuck m 10 the followinr of
f.ct 's'' w ~ Wv INV Ing -
uNo bossos shod a, c,,,,o,s
Exoo, ISL sioi,n ,ou o I'd Ia''''n9''
7-'o-', 60" No'A
an lllShilian app!lGu 10 a iaay WHO
nau laken mouse Al pray ior the sum,
| man - rn,iI;e3 tho 1ojv 81 Gayn
lhrouoht.mv servants will me have
Inothinr for Won to Gon "Ab thin
ma,ams if We univ knew how IittIe
work Ia taIe to occunv mep1 ''''
a school board inspector asked the
members OF the eirls' class, the other
day; "Who can tell me what basting
o turkey means?' TLere was silence
for while, and then little miss sig
nitled that she knew. well, what is