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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
COUSIN REBA.
BY HOMER FORT.

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had been practicing law in the city
three years when Ireceived a letter from
my uncle asking me to visit him. use
the word practicing, but in reality my
cases had been so few l could readily
count them on my hugers, Since the
d-y | left college | had ambitiously
20 ed as an eminent jurist, and won no
Gritty, if not distinction, by my frequent
| Appearances in the court rooms during
he trial OF celebrated cases with which
/ had no connection. Nature had been
Kind in my physical development, and
placed White tuft of hair conspicuous
ly to the front of my head, leaving a
| ,hick growth of black hirsute in remark
| able contrast. This distinguishing mark
attracted the eye OF the lightning artists
and enlisted the dihactic descriptions Of
the reporters on the great daiIies, My
name appeared as frequently as did my
picture, in the list of prominent lawyers
present.
There was but one drawback TO the I'M
solicited, but not mwclcome publicity
achieved, and that was the inevitable ref
erence to the fact that had delivered a
series of lectures On evolution before a
literary club, which Prof. Huxley de
clarcd, after reading them, were in the
main correct and followed his idea close,
ly. This statement prejudiced large
class against me who might have been
my clients, and caused the scientific to
discuss the genius of ingenius and in
gious of plagiarism. Altogether, as
young bachelor with moderate income
outside of law practice, certainly felt
that my prospects were hlttering.
My uncle, who resided ina small town
in the interior of the state, had evident
ly been reading the city papers. In his
letter he said that lie was proud to see
my name mentioned in connection with
such big cases and noted lawyers, but
regretted that had ever consented to
lecture about new-fangled notions. In
a postscript he added that his step
daughter, Heba, was afflicted" mental
ly, and cautioned me not 10 speak about
the doctrine of evolution in her pres
elce. could form no other conclusion
but that his daughter was insane, a
moromanlac, perhaps, ON some subject
/, va the beginning u suA.L.oF, 20 i
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

Polite, but absent-minded bather (tC
friend up to his neck in water): "Ah
Jones, very glad to see you. Won't yor
sit down?'
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and cankel
mouth. Sold by Biery, Weissport, and
DIR. Horn, Lehighton
With all his experiences, his bust
ness and in conversation the barber is
not alway acquainted with the parts Cl
speech.
"Hackmctack," lasting, fragrant
perfume. Price p and 80 cents. Biery,
Weissport; DIR. Horn, Lehighton.
knowledge is not always power.
Every thief knows that there is plenty of
money in the banks, but how is he to
get at it?
For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you
have printed guarantee on every bot
tie of Shiloh's Nitalizer. 1t meyer fails
to cure. Sold by all druggists.
One kind of egg plant-A chicken
farm. ....
Does it not seem strange that we
should employ contractors to enlarge
buildings? tr..
In this age OF adultrated goods II Is a pleas
ure to tnd AN article that IS absolutely pure.
such an article is Dreydnps 81 S Borax soap.
ana thc price Is 50 reasonable that tnere Is.
M excuse lor anyone using rolnlnUn adtuter-
ated soap
Nephew: "Oh, say, y,uncle, as l was
passing this way l thought l would
drop in" Uncle; VERY sorry, my
boy, but haven't got any"
People generally write their names
Iegibly to subscription list.
One of every five we meet has some
form of heart disease and is in constant
danger of sudden death. Dr. Kilmers
Ocean Weed Heart Remedy regulates,
corrects and cures. Price Sl.00.-6
bottles So.
People who always mind their own
business in this world get rich faster
than people of the other kind do, but
they lose lots of fun.
Subscribe for the CARBON ADvo-
CATE, 81 year,
Not particle of calomel, nor any
other deleterious substance, enters into
the composition of Ayers Pills. On
the contrary this medicine is carefully
compounded from the curative prop
critics of purely vegetable substances.
Try it.
A cheese factory is-to be started at
Carac y, South AnJerica, The natives
will then live no doubt on Caracas and
cheese.
"A North Adams woman is spoken
of as "quarrying stone Ike a man"
Probably she thinks a stone man is
b.ttor thai none.
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THE DIVORCE.

Yes, Squire, I've called to stop that suit
It's caused enough of pain
An John has Just been taken sick
With fever on the brain.
There's no one else in all the world
Can nurse him same asI;
All. many a night I've cared for him,
In years that have gone by.
An he has just as often watched
Der me-EXcuse that tear
just was thinkin' of the time
When death came awful near;
For nights and nights lie never slept
To him | owe my life
tell yc, Squire, lis worth the world
To know I'm still his wife.
The dreadful thought clngs to my mind;
, Perhaps the Lord OF might
VIII come, in wrath, 10 grant divorce
lie only has the right;
For long ago when John AMI
United hand an heart
Wcmade the vow in His great name
That death alone should part.
All! little It's we know of death
Until we feel 1t nigh;
An little do we realize
How seen We all may die.
For, If We did, We who have joined
Two lives as one in heart,
Would feel that soon enough would come
The time when we must part.
So, lawyer, haste an do away
Whatever you have done,
want to know that al is right
Before the set OF sun.
An when the evening shadows fall,
Beside johns bed of pain
III pray the Lord to spare lis life
An let US Try again.
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A Sensible Man

would use Kemp's Balsam for the throat
and lungs. 1t is curing more cases OF
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, GROUP
and all throat and lung troubles, than
any other medicine. TAe proprietor has
authorized Biery, of Weissport, and
Thomas, of this place, to refund your
money if, after taking three-fourths OF
a bottle, relief is not obtained. Price
SOC. and 81. Trial size free.
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The Verdict Unanimous

w. ID. Suit, druggist, Bippus, Ind,
testities: 81 can recommend Eectr c
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case.
One man took six bottles, and was cured
of rheumatism of ten years standing"
Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville, o.,
aflirms: "The best selling medicine !
ever handled in my 20 years experience.
is Electric Bitters." Thousands OF
others have added their testimony, SO
that the verdict is unanimous that
Electric Bitters do cure all diseases OF
the liver, blood and kidneys. Only a
a half dollar Il bottle at Thomas drug
store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

The Denver Col, Academy of
Music was burned.
"A severe hurricane on the Florida
coast did serious damage to shipping.
Over 1000 men have been laid of
at the Brooklyn navy yard, there being
no funds to pay them.
AT fire in Chicago on the 9TH two
men were burned TO death, and four fire.
men were severely burned.
-CoOred Knights Of Labor have
ru,k for higher wages ON Arkansas
plan ions near Lite Ecek.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
DR.. Fraziers Foot Bitters.

Frazier's Root Bitters are not dram
shop beverage. But are strictly medi-
cinal in every sense. They act strongly
upon the liver and kidneys, keep the
bowels open and regular, cleanse the
blood and system of every impurlty.
Sold by druggists, Sl00. AT Thomas
drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

--Landlady-"The coffee, l am sorry
to say, is exhausted, Mr.. Smith. -
Boarder Smith-"Ah, yes, poor thing,
I've noticed that for some time it hasn't
been very strong" -I'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

-Teacher--"lIow many elements are
there?" Little Boy-''Water, fish, earth,
air and" Teacher-"There isn't any
other element, is thereP" Little Boy
"Oh, yes, there is; there's the lawess
element in Chicago.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
= .Bueklen,s ,Arnioa .sslxn.

The Aestsake in the IYpylI for,chts.
bruises, sores, ulcers salt rhgem, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and pust-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to. give perfect satisfac-
ton, ormoney refunded. Price % cents
per box, at T. d. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
pr. Fraser,s Magic Olntment

A sure cure for all boils. burns, sores,
cuts, flesh wounds, sore nipple, hard
and soft corns, chapped lips and hands.
Price 30 cents. Sold by druggists. vii
lams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland,
o. Sold by Thomas, the druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

Eyes are not eyes wlIenjcigarsmoko
makes them water. 90 yr;.a'' on
Hint for winter-How,to keep youf,
rooms warm-keep your CRATES coal'd.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

An auctioneer does as he is bid, a
postman as he is directed.
For the baby there should always
be slip 'twiXt the cup and the lin. =,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

An English champion pigeon shot
announces that he twill shoot any man
in America for 81 ,000." Let him take
pop at Apache Chief Geronimo.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
The intoxication of wealth is not

due to a tight money market.
The Queen of Servia understands
how to sew on buttons, and she isn't a
bachelor either.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

When Baby was sick we gave her Castoria,
When she was u Child, she cried for CastOna,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had children, she gave thcmC astoria
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24

VUp Q0IIpU Are you Interested In learn
J llu pUU II. iug the trugh concerning the
southern state soil, elm q. uoOplc, social
tF,f NopdWir ], lfOrmeriy OF PcnnS ivauiat
S,ntAFrp fines Moore couuty. y. O., and re-
celye copy OF SoUTHERs GoLONIsI. Ara
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-07-24
Perfect Hair.

Indicates u natural .ith,l healthy A,dildi-
tion Of the srall'. iurl uf tie ghiuds
through which nuurisnmrnl is obtained.
When, IN consequence W age and dis
ease, the hair bc,mucS weak thin. aud
gray, Ayers liar NiS,r VII Nrengtlrn
It, restore lis "rlsihai rulip, praniqte its
rapid and vigorous gruNlh. aud iinIart
70 it the lnSirc aad irrsiiiitS> 0l y1aui,
i. ia,R hsed Ayers Iimr vlanr Tor ~
3upg upn, .and am ,CiNiu,la of iir
'aluc. Nfin w;lS y Hyi,> ct ;i,t,. niv
,dtF AA'giin ~ turn gray 'u4iiriirur,
uSins the Nigur. atid twaS upiird 1t
he good iiietis-ii r'antn'rd. Il net
,lllIy restored tie .yu'rr. - inN .lphi. hut
80 Strirnnted Us srowth that have
row more hair than ever lirfuie. =
J. w, Edwards, tui,tS liers Mss
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HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS.
GARRoN HOUSE,
JONATHAN KIsTLER, PROPRIETOR,

BANK ST., LEHIGHToS, PA.
The Ca 1BoN HoUsE offers irst-class accom-
m oiatiOns To the Travelling public. Boarding
blythe bay or Week on Reasonable Terms.
thOiee Cigars, Wines and Liquors Away on
b aud. Coed Sheds aud Stables. with atten-
tive HOstlers, attached. April l0-yl,
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Ayers Hair. YigOr.

n-yj' Soltug alsfFugsists iani;l'erfunefS
:" f..-'s rr------ 5-'s;,. a. a.c,,s i',i!S
ssIF you ARE sgFFEguNG, lromstl,.hilty
'pd loss Of appetite IT, yogl slohush is
'pt q! order, or .your m;nd cupf9sc'i;
licAyers Sarsapanlla. Tlils medicine
Will restore physical f,yi : aud elasticity
- the system, morc sur, y pnd. speedily
han amy tome yet il,coytrcd -
For six months suffered from liver
ihl Stuinah trrul1i4 Nr frci,l ,inl 10,
luli+ish me. and hocaiuc weak md
cry much rmaria,rd tunk six bottles
# Ayers S,,rs;umrilla. aril'waS rured.
j, NJ. Palmer, Srr!ugiiriJ' Mass;
Ayers Sars apar lila,
Prepared by nr.J. c. Ayers Co., Lowed, Mass.
'old by Druggists. Price - six .bottlrs, IS.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11
Notice of Forfeiture,

TO DAVID CALLISHER YOUR HEIRS or Assigns. You are hereby notified that l have expended (Sl00) one hundred dollars in labor and improvements on the Ohio lode and mining claim, situated Iu the BisbeG mining district, county Of COchIsc, Territroy of Arizona, in order to hold the claim of the year ending December, 1855, under the pro- visions or Section 2534, Revised Statutes of the United Siales. Therefore, il within ninety days from publication Of thls notice, you fail or refuse 10 contribute your propor- ton of said expenditure and cost or this publication as cO-owher, your interest in said mine Or claim will become tue prop erty of the undersigned, under Section 23322II .
 SOLOMON SIUL1Z.
 Tombstone, April [. 1SS6.
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Summons.

IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No One, Tn the County of Cochise, Terri tory of ArizOLa, Charles NardipI, plaintiff, vG. Guiseppe Fontana, defendant.
 Before c. F. AlYord, Justice of the Peace, ceRand $30O.
 The Territory of Arizona sends greeting tO Giuseppe Fontana, defendant.
 You are hereby summoned and required to appear before nc at my office in Tomb stone, County of COchise, on the 6th day of July, :. D. lSS6, at 10 o'clock q. m., 10 an- SWIFT the complaint of the above named plaintiff, who demands Of you that you are indebted te him in the sum of three hundred ts30o) dollars, on q pIomlsory note giving by you to plaintiff, Hs more fully appears by complaint HOW on file in my office.
 And if you fail 70 appear and answer said complaint as herein required, the plaintiG will take judgment against you as dtman i'd and f"r the costs of this suit.
 Given under my hand this 9th day of May D 1886 C.E ALVOR0,
 Justice Cf the Pcrce
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

tue C0Htly eI Cee lSei ln bho o1il'~iJ - Arizona.
 HKNKY DUBACHER, Plaintiff FREDERICK GERBARDT, Dn. Action brought in the County court.ot C1chise County. erritory Of Arizona, and inc eomp amt fle in the said coHHtysOf Co., elise. in the ofiec ol the Clerk Of ike AAia County Court. The Territory of Arizona sends greeting to Frederick Gerbardt, defendant:
 You are hereby required 10 appear In an action brought against you by the above sRmed plain. if In the County CouTt Of Co ehise county, erritory of Arizona, and to answer the complaint filed therein, within twent, days (exrlusiye of the day oi serVlee) after the service on you Of this sum1ons, if served within this coul.ty; or Il served ont of this county, but in this district, with in thirty days: otherwise within forty days, nr judgment by default will be taken against yr according 10 the prayer of said complaint.
 Said action Is brought to recover an ae- counting and dissolution of co-psrthershlp and iud.-meHt for amount due from de'end- ant 10 plaintiff, ns fully appears by the com. plaint filed hr:CiB, duly certified copy oi which is hereto attached. And you arc hereby notified that il you fail to appear aud answer the sad complaint, as above re- suired, the said plaintiff will take judgment against you by default nnd apply 10 tHe Court 'or the relief demanded ln the coH- Elaint.
 Given under my Land and seal cf tEe Cou1tY Court ef CSchise County. Te' lit"r , af Arixona. tLis Srd day Of 6eptemOe-, A. f'7'' eA. o. WALLkC Clerk
 9su
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FOR SALE,

Furnished house of three rooms and kitchen, complete for house keep ing, on Allen street, between Sev nth and Eighth. Will be sold cheap if applied for at once. For particulars. apply at this office. S-l4.lm
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Caldwell < Stanford, Plaintiff,

Caldwell < stanford, Plaintiff
 
 Nathaniel Alexand T, Delft.
 The Territory Of ArizO-a sends greeting to Nathaniel Alexander, defendant: You are ere by summ oned and required to appear before me al my office in Tombstone, county of Cochlse on the 3Oth day of April, A D 1886, st ten o'clock G. m., to answer the complaint If tbe abOVe-naIned plaintiffs, who demand of you that you are in de sted to them in the gum of S24.25, for goods and merchandise purchased aud delivered 10 yoL st your own instsnce and request. more fully sppe' rs by complaint now on file in my office And if you fail to appear aud answer sIid com paint herein required, the plaintiffs will take judgment against you demanded and fer the costs gOi this suit. Given under my hand this
 C. k. ALVoRD, J. P.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Is acknowledged by eminent surgeons 0 the purest and tinSs known, and invalutab b to inValiis.
 SI1fMONDS' KENTUCKY MA BOB BOC& BON WHISKY has been well known fog many years, being unsurpa sscd for its excess lent quality and delicious avor. EverybocY who hSs tried it says it is the best in the world
 Families supplied ty the gallon, cara er ns tile
 sss- None genuine unless my signature is across the cork, "G. Simm 1nds"
 My agent is authorized to sell to Aw trade half barrel, barrel direct shipment from Ken. tucky or from his warehouse a: San Bvrnar. dino. Sold by the bottle and gallon
 BOTHIN, TWEED & COMPANY.
 Soie Agents for Tom bstone and vicinity.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Any parties wishing to go overland to Kingston, at reasonable rates, should call upon Geo. W. Buford, who is going very shortly and has accommodation for five passen- serS. 2S-5
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11
Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Mrs. Head has been appointed agent for Connor's ranch butter which she receives fresh every Satu. day. Also fresh buttermilk on hand
 BIT
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Fifteen dollar pants for eleven dol CTS at Harris the tailors. 8-13tf.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

4. Ames, De.endaLt.
 The Territory of Arizona Eends greetirg to A. Ames, defendant: You are hereby summoned nd required to appear before me at my office in 6 u tone, county oi CochiHc, on the 3Oth day April, A D 1SSa at 10 o'clock a m.. to answer complaint of the above-named plaintiffs, who n Ini of you that yOu arc indebted to the Il in sam of 3Si, for goods and merchandise pu- { cd and elivercd to you o! your own instance
 rsq Ieat, as more fLlly spp. ATS by complaint Y O1 He in my ottice- Ana if you fa'l 10 ap- IT anl answer Raid COZ. plaiIt ss hereIn Oiesd, the plaintiff will take judgment against T az demanded and for the costs oi this suit. ven under my hand this End day of March A D Ss. C.. E. AJ |, J.. |
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IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No. l, in the County of Cochise, Terriio of Ar1eEa, brfere c, E. Alverd, J, F.; demand, SSi:=S.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Anheuser beer on draught at the Oriental, fine lunch thrown in
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWN NsHIP No. 1, in the county of Cochise, Territory of Arizona, be'ore C. k. Alyord, J. F.; demand SG4. CGdMell & Stanford, tlaintih,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

For the finest pickled pigs feet in the city, 50 to Martin O'Laughlin's butcher shop, corner Seventh and Fremont streets. 57-tf.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11
The Fountain.

The Foun tain Chop House is the cool place in the city 10 take meal. No smo heat pr smell from the kitcaen, 1t beiAP tirely separate from the dining room. fOre-quarter beef used. Nothing but choicest cuts, fish, game, oysters,eic. vste entrance from Toughnut street to boxes: oct7
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NOTICE.

Having this day sold my under taking business to Jos. Pascholy G Co. l respectfully request all need ing his services to call upon him All bills to date will be paid and collected by myself.
 A. J. RITTER. April 20, 1886. 4-29-lm
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

Referring to the above we would say that we will endeavor to give the public the same courtt ous treatment and fair dealilg they have received in the past from Mir. 4. J. Ritter.
 Jos. PAsCHoLY < Co.
 Successors to A. RITTER.
 4 29-lw
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Summons.

IN THE oUNIY CURT, IN AND PeR the Cou.ty of Gee ise, in the Territory o( Arizona.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-10-11

eAosos wlNHs, LIQUORS sae OIGGRs alvey
 R huSk.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-09

from me LOytO ~ 4 t161lGUps
Odd lures were some Of those Border min
listers. There WAS the reverend but drunken
Mr.. Potts, OF Ettrlck, who often, astride a
stone wall, would pm off his wig. and with it
bela6Or his fancied steed. MIR. Patton. his sue
s-Or, had a morbid fondnes. for witnessing
executions. dis supe was f45: and his
manse fell into such sad disrepair that the
outer or had 10 be barred with whee bar
row, winch kept out the COW and pig, hut not
the poultry, while a folio Of Matthew Henry
stopprd up lie in the floor.
Then tn re was DR.. Douglas, Of Galashiels
VINO combined brewing and money lending
win his ministerial functions. At after
synod meetings, when some Of the brethren
were lOath to leave whist playing even for
supper, he might be heard eXclaimng. Gen
tiemen, hold up your nan till tine grace is
said " The elder DR.. Russell himself wore
long flowing curls, cOnCOcted carefully over
night in paper, till once the justlng Of them
made him late for service. And Of Dr. Gill
Ian we are told how one day he was preach
ing in Hawick. laundering away rs he would
ding the pOOpit TO blads." when a tempest
broke over the church, aud drew the remark
from one Of his hearers. lyon was grand
scenery for DR.. Gillan's Sermon" Good an
ecdotes these ana as good that of old Mungo
Park, the travellers father, whose graces
were so tedious that one OF the sons proposed
to say one long grace over the winter beef
tub once ana for a |.