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Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1886-03-24
GEORGES Jim.Jam scrfbbler.


Georges jim.jam Winchester crank was
crazier than ever last week. Disappoint-
ment in not getting his taxes set aside,
and knowledge that he has won the
contempt Of all decent citizens, have
added the substance which he calls his
brain. Having dropped his name and
taken disguise through which his ash
nine cars are easily discerned last week
he denied his identity and sought to-
make a gentleman responsible for his
rawlings. While correcting the spelling
of his Winchester "What-is-it," George
should also reconstruct some of his sen.
tences. Again, if our Winona contempo-
,ary expects. through disgusting the citi-
zens of the north half with its delirium-
tremens correspondent, to favorably in
fluence division, it is mistaken. People
up this way understand the situation
thoroughly. The citizens of the Win
chester country are not responsible for
the utterances of the one disciple of hate
who happens to live among them. BY
the way, we wonder what Office the Big
and Little Douglases have promised the
Beaver Creek malcontent in case he sue
cecds in disgusting the people and bringing
about dlvision7
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1886-03-24

If man don't say much he can Soon
get the name of knowing heap. ~ Ell.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1886-03-24

n As1. Send 10 cents postage, and we will
1V$ mail you FREE royal. valuable.
It'll sample box Of goods that Will put
m OILl you in the way of making MORE
MONEY at once than anything else in America.
B 9th sexes of all ages can live at home and work
IN spare time, or all the time: Capital not re-
uuired we will start you. Immense pay Tor
those who start at once. STINsoN q Co., Pub
Ushers. Portland, Maine.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1886-03-24
MM0NS HOUSE
Williamsport D. T.
By
IHOMAs BoTToMlEY.

The proprietor desires to inform land
seekers, bunting parties and the public
generally that at this hotel they can find
comfortable accommodations at reason
able rates. Those desiring to locate
claims or those visiting the county seat
on business will find every attention paid
70 their comfort at the Emmons House.
There are good stable accommodations
in,ronnection with the hotel.
At the bar may be found good wines,
1iquors-and cigars, and the attention of
the travelling and visiting public is di-
-xected to this department.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

Ham WdlltfloN u Nt C0afllf JOaNal,
Think Il were an English nobleman,
as bless God l am not, / should be 1
Tory. Being an American and q com.
thonet, AIN an extreme Liberal, like
q zee the inh proceed At the expense Of
tho htleioctacy,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
DrlftinE Away.

Rev. Stephen Merritt, whoAgured con.
spicuously as tho undertaken at General
Grants funeral, and on that broad issue
soon after announced himself as candi.
date for tie State Senate, has been ac-
CuSed Of heading q fondish conspiracy to
boycott a brother undertaken.
Brother Merritt declares that this Is NOT
true, and explains that the complainant
was ruled out Of the Undeftakers Union
for the aIroCiouB crime Of advertising.
Brother Merritt saysi "Ths ethics Of our
profession do not permit Us to ADVERTISE
Here tho undertakOrs plant themselves
squarely beside the regular physicians,
who also arc forbidden to advertise on
pain Of having hard things resolved about
them. This thing sOomsto bO growing;
and We may be rapidly approaching a time
when "the tinker, tho tailor, tho candle.
stick maker" and other useful and honor.
able members Of society will get some
ethics aud atop advertlSi1g-that 10 to say,
stop advertising for pay
That will be q grueHotie day tor the
newspapers and may seriously impair the
ability oithe palladium Of our liberty 70 do
the expected aud customary amount ,oi
pulling for pure nnadulteTaled love,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

An enormous century plant, for many
years neglected, In the hot.house Of John
Condor, Brooklyn, N. Y, is about to
blossom. About 500 buds have suddenly
appeared upon 1t.
Pacific coast papers complain that many
OF the white men who are sent to the front
by the California and Oregon railroad
work for day or two, and then start out
to tramp aud inhiCt themselves upon the
farmers.
Miss Monte Walmsley, OF Natchitoches,
La, in hunt on Bayou Pierre, killed two
nine foot alligators in single day last
week. One OF the wounded monsters
showed fight, aud made a rush for the
boat, but the lady retained her coolness
and shot him through the head before he
reached 1t.
Two summer visitors at NIayport, Fla,
caught shark, shot it and tried TO pull 1t
ashore. AS they were hauling with might
and main another shark BWam up and bit
the captured fish In half. When the half
on the hook was hauled to land the fish
ermen found in 1t five young sharks alive
and Kicking.
The latest reported fasting girl Is Julia
Harris, the l2.year.old daughter Of a
Methodist minister near Fowles Station,
Tex. She is said not 10 have eaten any.
thing in iorty.six days. She was unusu.
ally fat when she began her selt.imposed
fast, weighing $50 pounds. She Is greatly
reduced in flesh now,
In his salutatory the new editor Of a
Virginia weekly paper says he does not
"fe.enter the theatre Of journalism az, the
Trembling debutant, dazzled by the tinsel
glitter OF pictured scenes, nor assume It's
more sacred functions aa the re0phyte,
whose Bwlnging censor but deepens the
awful mysteries Of the sanctuary"
In New York few days ago an athlete
who was engaged in q running broad
jumping.matCh had Just made bis leap
when II was noticed that he was unable to
straighten his arm. An examination was
made, when 1t appeared that his left arm
had been disloCated by the arwith which
he alighted upon making the jump.
A curious mixture Of races was recently
observed In a Buffalo street car. A China
man with laundry package, "a darkey with
whitewash brush, an Indian with q
basket OF sassafFas, an Italian with q bag
OF peanuts, an 1rishman, a Dutchman, and
a genuine American dude made up quite
a "Congress Of nations" as the circus bills
say.
A young lady in Troy, o., last Sunday,
while playing the organ, suddenly tainted
in the middle Of the opening song. II was
supposed TO be on account Of the heat, but
further investigation proved that mouse
had been awakened from It's plumbers be.
meath the organ and started upon an OK.
plorinR expedition. The mouse 10 dead,
and a deadly poison has been put In every
hole about that church.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
rsrnn.lrllciInr thr snnetuln.

II doesn't seem TO be u joke at all, that
rumor about Miss Rose Elizabeth 0leye-
land becoming the editor of the publ
cation little known as Literary LIE, The
offer has been seriously made and, IL we
may believe anything Of what We hear, ia
seriously entertained by Miss Cleveland.
There is nothing extraordinary in a wo'
man editing a literary publication. This
"a already done, and cxcellently done, in
this country. Women have shown them.
selves not only able to write acCeptably,
but to perform the nicer work Of laying
what should and what should not appear
in q publication OF a particular character
Thisis not what the publishers OF Lit
erary LIE have resolved to try. They are
going to have their magazine edited by
the sister Of tho President Of the United
States. This departure, so far as we are
aware, is altogether novel. The publish.
era will be able to say that they have the
only one Of her kind that ever was-the
confident claim which has done go much
10 crown with the halo Of success such
ventures OF p. T. Barnum as the woody
horse, the mermaid, the whatis'it, and
other minor creations Of his genius.
Indeed, the exploit Of the Chicago pub
fishers Is very much in the same linei
from which we infer that the real editing
Of their magazine is done and will con-
tlnue to be done in their counting room.
II they make hit, as we think they will
for awhile at least, that will encourage
other ambitious publishers to ilatter them
with imitation.
Then perhaps wo shall pick up our
Atlantic Monthly and find out that it is
'edited by Mrs. John l.. Sullivan" the
Century may have for It's presiding genius
the daughter Of the late lamented King
Theodore OF AbysSinia; and what would
be more appropriate than for HarPcrs
Weekly to fall under the editorial super.
vision Of sister, q cousin or an aunt Of
Worth, the man mllliner Of PARISH Can
II be that Chicago Is TO aet our literary
fashions for usP II is6ven possible,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
gAre Gate.ltgelLtgn
MnEKLlNG, W. W JVLN Q, I88O'


More than twenty years ago-anu per-
hans that was not the frat time-lt was
suggested to incorporate in a city to be
called Manhattan the city of New YORK;
Brooklyn, Jersey City, Newark, Elizabeth
Orange, Staten Island, in short the whole
Of the thickly populated territory which
has grown up about 1.-THE Metropolis" IS
commercially and socially part Of 1t, lives
on Il and in turn helps to feed It, AT q
later day the New York World brought
forward the scheme illustrated with an
elaborate map,
Now the New York Star steps into the
arena and makes the project more daxSi'
inc than ever, II estimates that the city
of Manhattan would have present popu'
latlon Of g,7SOOOO, swelling to 100000
by the end Of the century, and in another
hundred years aggregating lO,OOOrOOO-the
most populoua municipality on the globe
The consolidation is suggested as the
only way to secure for the city Of New
York new charter and 80 save its lile'
The CITY is heavily burdened with taxa
ton, lie revenues are disbursed with more
concern for tho iobbers than the tax'pay'
era. the money goes with slight compara-
tive return for it, and it is almost impos'
sible to got anything done at Albany, to
which It Is necessary to 50. The people
cry for Home Rule in local affairs and do
not get 1t.
The idea Of the presCut suggestion is
that as separate and distinct govern
ment after the fashion Of the independent
cities Of Italy and the free cities of Ger
many, there would be a general and great
Improvement. However this may be, 1t
d a dazzling scheme. We shall wait with
interest to hear what the States Of New
Jersey and New York and the Congress Of
the United States will say. We doubt
whether the Empire State will be more
ready 10 allow New York city and Brook
lyn, the whole Of Richmond and Queens
counties and parts Of Kings and Vest
chester counties 10 flock by themselves
than the State Of West Virginia would be
to let the Northern Panhandle resolve
itself into the embrace Of Pennsylvania.
A State would naturally BIO reluctant to
let its best burden.beNrer depart in peace
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
A Ynnthfnl rhllo.orher.

BOiioR Courier
"Aud what are you going to be, my lit.
tie man." asked the minister as he patted
the boy on the head, "what are you going
to be when you grow up"
"I'n going to be a waiter, Sir"
"a waiter? Well, that Is not very
lofty ambition. Let me ask you, my little
man, why you are going to be a waiter r.
"BeCause, sir, I've heard papa say that
all things come to him who waits"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
TRAYELERS' GUIDE.

A RIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF
N TRAINS On and after may 30 1885, FxPLL.
NATION or REFERENCE Marks. SDally. tsundAy
excepted. tAOnday excepted. Wheeling time:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
CAPITAL PRIZE, $4,000.
UNI Kh1hH NHHH1I W0VIVVV'
100 900 Tickets at Five Dollars Each. Fractions, in
Fiithsln proportion

1867 PtlES, amounting to,".....-....,..D.t265 500
Application for rates 70 clubs should be made
only 70 The once oI tho Company IN New. Orleans,
For further Information write clearly, giving full
address, POSTAL NUTE9, Express Money 0fdgr,
81 New York Exchange IN ordinary letter, Our
fenCy BY Expfe2 (at our Oxpeneel addressed
n, A. DAuPHlN
New Orleans, La
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

The Kidneys exercise most important functions,
which are SO wearIsOme that they tax TO the ut
most The strength aud endurance Of these busy
little organs. Every BREATH every pulsai0n Of the
heart, every movement Of LIMB, every thought
makes vase aud neCgsSltates the development OF
new atoms The used up particles iu the blood
are siited from 1t and dissolved 10 q watery lult
by the kidneyS, which thea discharge this ilnid
Into the bladder. train OF disasters 10 the sys'
tom would follow II these ''Ashes" SO 10 EFeRk,
were not Thoroughly GtraluCd OF aud discharged,
This Ii tho Ease when the kidneys become Inactive.
OStelters Stomach Blttcrs, BY restoring their &C.
tiylty, not Olly Keeps open a INST important out
kidneys themselves, which when luo't be;on'
liable 10 TALL proy To diabetes, Brights disease,
msphlh, alhunGnuIla, and other maladies
specially inCld mt 10 them, which, although not
specially rapid In their progression, are particu'
lArlY GhGlInAte and lAlAL
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
Tile Loye.sloi. senntor's Appetite,

Dtiroa Ttibaat,
HYes, that Ia Senator Jones" said q trim
little waitress In popular Fort street
restaurant.
TDoeS he come here oiten2" -
"Neariy every day, orders the best in
the house, and eats oil he orders. He's q
daisy. His bill here amounts 10 about $50
amonth."
as he agreeable 10 wait on 2
"No most stuck up person / ever saw,
cause hes got q title none oil uB girls like
10 walt on him, he's 90 cross, but lie our
duty, They say he's In love- with q
togulsh look In her sparkling eye and q
laugh, don't act much likelk Why, u
/ was d way up belle and he should ask
me 10 marry HIN, and tell me | could wear
fine dresses and bit In the patlof oil the
time, l wouldn't have him. I'd father
help work lnr some handsome young fell
low, yea, work hard, than oil In the patlor
alongside 81 Senator Jones. 4 girl must
be crazy"
Horeth Senator called her and gtuflly
asked Tor a ioutth RlAle c milk. The
Senator has laid aside hih well'Wotn
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

49, ~ " W HuhrOuu'
Leave 1Iellaire al OiSb q, m. Tot Woodsheid and
11 Leave SellalrO at S.Sop m. ior wOOd.aold and
Arrive Il Bellaire at0,SOa M from summsfaeld,
and At $40 p. m, from 2Anesyille.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
sUAIAIER sAIILEs.

Puck,
Soon will the big brass baud
at the sgAshDIe daily tp0t,
And the papers will mention the girl who has
The nohbest bathing suit
And the maldea into the tea
WIZ yeRtlEel tsI ia snd Nov AloE', h..r
When the crab Discovers her toe.
BECAUSE re AINT uuTIFTHAT WAY,
A man will smoke and u man will chew,
And at billiards he VIII PlAyi
But he hasn't the aslIe to wear Mother Hub
Because he amt built that way
When a man gets broke on one little scheme,
He's bound 10 try another lay;
But when he gne SO hustle, nc can't wear buEte,
Because he amt buhtthat way,
A BAD YOUNG NAN,
" heard to-day, remarked Mrs. Bang
whaCker, shat young George Sampson,
who has only been to college year, writ
home that he Is welded TO his Alma
Mater Dye know who she isP"
mo, an don't want to know, said
Mrs. Whackbauger, "arter the way he
carried on with them Nipper gals las
summer, an all the time prob'ly engaged
to that Almy whst's-her'name, lrs
enough to make a body weep'"-Neu
York Times,
THEY DON'T TEAcHT
'YeS, dear, am a graduate;
know geology,
Biology, pathology,
Aud sweet zoology,
I'm up In French aud Latin
play upon the harp,
And us for the piano
I'm something on the sharp"
"HriS well, now MOliie darling
Pray tell me can you bewH"
''DOa't teach II ut our college,
Lear mel TOO hoTTid slow"
AeD York JOuF1Il!
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

Prince Albert coat, and now wears \
brown, wide vale, one,button cutaWRy, q
paper collar and Q black necktie. His
regular hours for pstTplling Jefferson
avenue are from 9to II A, NJ, ] TO 8 and
s To 10 p, N,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

Incorporated In 1858 for Is yean by the LegiEla.
.uTe for Educational and Charitable purposes, with
0 capital Of q 900 000-t0 which reserve fund o
over $4,000 has since been added.
BY an Overwhelming popular vote Ia franchise
was made part Of the present State Constitution
adopted December ID, A. D., 1870.
The only lottery ever voted on and endorsed by
The people Of any State. It never scales or post.
III Grand Single Number Drawings take place
monthly, and the Extraordinary Drawings regular.
II every three months instead OF semi Annually ~
heretofore, beginning March, 1886
AplendId opportunity 10 win fortune. Seventh
Grand Onwing Glass q, In the Academy Of Music,
New Orleans, Tuesday, July 10, 1Sa0-1O4th
Monthly Drawing
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06

ave do hereby certify that We supervise the al.
rAnRoments for all the Monthly and Quarterly
Drawings OF The Louisiana State Lottery Company,
and in person manage and control the Drawings
themselves aud that the same are conducted with
honesty, fairness and In good faith toward all par
ueS, and we authorize the Company 10 use this
certificate, with fac SMILES Of our signatures at
laChed, IN It's Advertisements
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-07-06
New steamer Princess.

gUNbAY-itayo City MIA m,, and ever hOtif
t69 b, h, Leave wheeling raik u 8 q. ih1 and
every hour 10 10 ,, n, "Chufeh t5alni i9ll0
MI q hlisuH, 9upt
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

JOHN B. ELLIS, editor Of the Globe, of
St.9JOhns, N. B., says Of the idea Of an
nexation to the United States:
II have often expressed the idea that
1t is q growing force, and that those
who are most strongly opposed to 10 are
doing nothing to arrest 1t. In hundred
ways 1t gains force as our Canadian con-
neCtiOn falls to realize our aspirations.
It argues no disl0yalty to England, as 1t
is now observed that England is far more
warmly friendly with Americans than
with Canadians, and the inference Is In
many minds irresistible that 1t might
be an advantage to England were Cana
da part Of the United States. In the
minds of q large mass Of our people an
nexation Is always an alternative"
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

SOME OF CantOn's manufacturing es-
Establishments are running nearly double
time. The great Buckeye works are TAX
ing about one fifth the shut down OF the
past years. Business would be splendid,
II the vast army Of wOrkmen to pat Up
the Duebpr buildings were not coming
to boom matters, even before the regular
employees locate here. Canton is on the
high road to phenomenal prosperity and
prOgress.-[ Repository.
Thanks, and all under Democratic
Administration. The country Is not
going TO the bOw-wOws then because
Blaine and Logan were not elected.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

promise of a handsome victory In both
States In each legislature is to bs
chosen which will elect United States
Senator = in Connecticut to succeed
Hawley. Republican, and In New Jersey
to succeed Sewell, Republican. Their
successors will probably be Democrats;
and If we get Indiana, which we GER
taInly shall, the Senate will be tie be
tween the two parties. A gain of one
more would give US majority of two,
and make all branches Of the Govern
meDt Democrat.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07
Rheumatism

It Is an established fact that Hoods Sar.
saparilla has proven an invaluable remedy
in many severe cases Of rheumatism, effect
ing remarkable cures by its powerful action
in correcting the acidity of the blood, which
is the cause Of the disease, and purifying
and enriching the vital fluid.
1T is certainly fair to assume that what
Hoods Sarsaparilla has done for others 1t
will do for you. Therefore, If you suffer
the pains and aches Of rheumatism, give
this potent remedy fair trial.
A Positive Cure.
"I was troubled very much with rheuma-
tism in my hips, ankles, and wrists.
could hardly walk, and was confined to my
bed good deal of the time. Being rec
commended to try Hoods Sarsaparilla, /
took four bottles and am perfectly well.
cheerfully recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla
as one of the best blood purifiers in the
world" W. F. WOOD, Bloomington, Ill.
For Twenty Years
Ihave been afflicted with rheumatism. Before
1888 found no relief, but grew worse. then
began taking Hoods Sarsaparllla, and it did
me more good than all the other medicine
ever had" H. T. BALcoM, Shirley, Mass.
81 suffered from what the doctors called
muscular rheumatism. took Hoods Sar-
saparilla and am entirely cured" j. v. A.
PRoUDFooT, letter carrier, Chicago, Ill.
We shall be glad to send, free of charge
TO all who may desire, a book containing many
additional statements Of cures by
Hoods SarSaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Made
only by @. 1. HOOD 8 CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

GEN A, j. WARNER has been renomi-
mated by the Democrats Of the Fifteenth
district, although against his will. The
district is 1900 Republican and his op-
ponent is Sin Horn" GrOsvenOr. Gen.
Warner ought to defeat him, but he will
fight against great odds.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07
For Sale or Rent.

AzzzA Ny Brick Residence No. 169 North Market st.,
IIaaHW containing rooms large and commodious,
lNfaHM on each first and second floor main building,
h--@s-9 bath room, Kitchen pantrles and chamber,
also large wash room; garden we'll supplied with
grapes and berriesi barn with stalls and carriage
house; city water, we'll and large clstern. For sale
cheap; to rent from April first on liberal terms Ap.
ply to NJ A. TR0uTMAE. at City National Bank
mar4.tf II. H. MYERS.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07
Divorce Notice.

Isaac Reeder, residing at Everett, Minnesota, will
take notice that on the 18th day OF September 1885,
Hannah Reeder filed her petition IN the court OF Com.
mon Pleas Stark county, Ohio. being cause number
4949 praying q divorce from the said Isaac Reeder
the ground Of gross neglect Of duty custody OF
minor children and restoration to maiden name, and
vember 9Th. 1855, HANNAH REEDER,
sep23Lw BY j. d. LEWIS her ATTY.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

= y Secret, involuntary drains
upon TIE system promptly cpred. Large
book giving particulars. 10 GEMS In
stamps. Address, Worlds Diepsnsary
Medical Association, 663 Main street,
Buffalo, N. Y,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1886-10-07

ANOTHER $l5,OOOOO0 bond call has
been issued, and so the Democratic Ad-
ministrati0n keeps paying off the ma
tional debt. $15,000000 month, with
out straining the finances In any way.