New-York tribune., 1886-02-09
1HE TAIN OF THE Ddf

In Philadelphia guild OF fkindhearted Ia'ie' nus O
formed to do meDding for bachelors, at 10" r"beS'
Alady living near artwell had her front tee.h TO
snt tns,n IN dr. MctIrry to reset she inadvertently
placed Glass oi water before rr,ihnS % Siated
NOR inG found them ia Il sdu ucO"u4'ioN ''
i uartweli (Gal sun.
There is toboggan IN Albany named d. b. HILL "e'
Thar ELL 1888" The tohOggan. 1t will be remenoereu
Is machine made for going down hiil'
Alta cerian stage Of civilization bill prohDi'ng ae
sale OF pistols may be woe' out wne,, IT. mseerv tnnt
reached shcn Wli Wouu oc eh'4i''
Lou syille fourier Journal.
Apropos OF the Poultry show In Madison square Gar
,rn Biblical will he delighted to learn OIL tne
authority Of Nr. l. H. Folch. well-known poultry
breeder of Massachusetts, that it was thoroughbred
b.ack-brcastud same-cock winch Noah took with MIN
INTO he Ark ana tnat it bird Of the same variety
when crowed and announced to the world that Peter
had denied his Lprd.'
Eishty wild ducks picked up during one night re-
cenuy base OF the ilg -ose on Aastaeia s.a' %
IN their hr-dirss Southern Kit In advance Oi the North
ern zhar lhoy we're clear of the tall
jOwer.- lJacKs nvillc (Fla) llmes-Uh UhlOh
1t would be improper. OF course, to countenance any
violation oil law but it - great pity all
the same that ali ruhans or this city couldn't be al
lowed To 20 to Honduras ii nduras would eventually
get the better them and New-IOrK in the meantime
" ould be better without them.
The VINO edits the ony paper in country town
leads duL .nd monotohous 'xlstence. Ihere Is no
ariniug, trawnn-, d,te,sable aud nendscious con
tempOIary whom to hnrl thnnderbOlls OF dehuhcla,
,oi nald-"e de banoOn whose frOthy rawlings ana
uutland,sh -rbersh he hod np To popular rldlcur;
no s.iy rrp waOwIhg III the hIth that gave IL pittn
OF which he can bn esteemed fellow cilzens beware
BE- Onu AZ occasional cticlSi necessarily mia, on the
appointments OF ned driver or fence viewer nls
.onnn. are free from the that sometimes gIows at
Ahie neat IN the PAGES OF the local Journal lie Is
cytrynoiys fri,nd. ana pursues tie even tenor Of HI,
Aay. few dnxrtl png hose hat are created
uy delinquent sub .cnbers.- Boston Courier
A London paper gravely announces the fact that" "a
fine art exhibition, consisting OI both OIL paint
Iugs ANA water-color drawings from Australia, New
Zealand, Canada aud the UBit States will he opened
etc or must he awoTe hht we ceased TO Dc
.uo.y when whipped the British, years and years
20; but II probably tnnks that the word "col0ny'
very fairy describes which goes crazy over 30
many things merely because thcy are English.
Nearly 4OOO ucks killed Chncoteague Island
luIIug the IcctLt cOiu weather Ii MA" Le DeiirVeh
bra neclug that island with the mainland was also
up The lee parted the cable a. hu' even tsr-
-Iapnic communication was cu' oh-l"orces'er V"u'
HELD.
ln some places down South where there has been
plenty of snow but sieshs, number Of enterprSiDg
people up horse their family rocking cLars
aud seated h. them we"t speeding over the snow But
tus iact tudt rocking chair would ouy hold
one person tended To make II unpopular
The railroad companies want to lay their tracks with
nrrlrurd srcp.rs. Onr Of the New-HaveD ministers
syo IA M consresa'i9n 91' mItria enough 10 set
CHURCH. Atlanta. G say that the victim Of pcrSe-
cuiiun. There been, II seems. standing ieud Tor
between Bishop Beckwith aud ST Phillips ChuTch'
aud It claimed that this feud LARGELY explains the
prosecution and conviction Of Dr. Armstrong, the stand
ing committee simply desiring hit the vesry OF the
church through ITS rector.
Henry Waning was caught I'm a snowslide the
Hume,iHke ume On Lahr Crteh, Friday loon, aud lay
buried beurAA hI.ttu suUw I'll Monday morn
my Uls ne was spared by being thrown beneath TIM
t,-rs IA EIg "a NAL
over Liu,. lie worked with h.s bare hands. paving
nur tnruuh the snow, nnay cerde Ia rmerglGg
mtu day Ight Mou.Hy forenoon lie proceeded at once
To Kotchum ana reported the accident which had be
f,l-u r'drs. Frost. Burns and Peters WOOD
itIver udAhoI lines.
ble recently published report Of the English Regis
trar-irnersl SHOWS that the clergy are the most
healthy people, wnlo hotel servants are among the
most unhealthy. Plumbers aud butchers are short
Ived, the latter very generally 0ylng OF consumption
Ou the Whole death rate for the Last ten years Il
lower any similar period since civil registration
began.
The difference between a poor angler Sophronia aud
the n he tries to eaten thIs: The an-lrr bas his
hook and the nsh hooks his bait Boston Courier
Honduras Is not particularly peasant country to
lye n stay OF thres Is said " be
sure deatn while Il infested with all kinds
OF poisonous reptiles that It does no good to take to
| the woods.
The rch where the Rev. +. f. Hale administers TO
the spiritual of his alton. is popularity
49,.
mrr -nuu,r, "A. The Church Ot tue Holy PrpprrpOL'
The BtrkeJ Church which boasts, suppose, the
uErst sttepc ~ atOu-ccrtalnly IL Is 10 be hoped
there Is none ugei-s VtlOusly Known as the Church
OF he Holy Dragons Ial,' the g church OF the Holy
turu-tuD," the "ChuICh OF the Hoy COrkScre",' anu
fom The lance IblaLCe of The to pe OF
those artclcs the Church Of the Sacred DemDOhnS'
! The church SOurrsetst. which ~ss taken down a
year or room 10 Sleeper Hall. ana OF
which the slender graceful spre MaSrlchly adorned
with the chlracerstlc of h,mbONa ant gothc
archtrtt known 10 80 ntrs AS the Churcn OF
the Holy parHguS"; while predecessor or the Rev
NJ. j. Savage
yachts aud the like with his eccentrclt;es In the pulpit
in winning the Church OF the Unity the theatrical
so0riQuot OF "Hrpworth's Varieties tMonologue on
| Boston by Arie Bates.