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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-25

THOS. J. HAYSELDEN,
DR.. r. KUEHN.
THOS. W. EVERETT.
W. K. MAKAKOA.
C. &. KAPULE.
KAMAKELE,
1. K. IOSEPA,
b. K. KAIWIAEA.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-25

SAN rRANc1sco-........, .,-....cALIFoRN
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
HUSTISFORD.

Miss Lizzie McHugh has closed her
school, and the children will enjoy q
AZ months vacation.
The village school closed June %.
making the fifth year for the present
teacher, Richard Roll, who has given ex-
cellent satisfaction.
Will Balentine. Of Jeddo, visited With
Sid Randall last week.
This week will wind up the haying
generally, and better quality was never
gathered in Wisconsin. RAJ.
Byron Randall made a flying trip 10
Milwaukee last Friday or business.
The Farmers Insurance company met
with another loss last week in the town
of Hubbard. This company has been
very unfortunate of late.
Rev. D. o. Sanborn delivered an able
sermon last Sunday on the dangers and
safeguards Of our national government.
He handled the subject with bare hands,
and forcibly explained what this country
was coming to if the government did not
place Safeguards upon foreign emigra-
ton.
Great celebration in the village last
Sunday, big crowd, big time and a
big drunk. It indicates how little re-
spect is shown to the Sabbath by some OF
our citizens.
Most of our young people spent Mon
day at Juneau, and wound up with a
dance at Hustisford Monday night.
The winter wheat and rye harvest
commenced this week. Crop fair to
middling This continued dry and hot
weather is cooking the barley bad, and
also the pastures.
Frank Green had the misfortune to
lose horse last Sunday with collie.
Msnthly report OF the Union Cheese
Factory for the month os May: Milk de-
livered, 1926 pounds; Cheese made,
IL, 429 pounds; average milk per pound
of cheese, 1917 lbs; average price per
cwt. of cheese, 6.70c; Net price per cwt.,
sc. Farmer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

AS result of the investigation of Atty.
Gen. Garland's connection with the Pan
Electric scandal, there are three reports
one signed by four Republican members
finding Garland and Goode guilty OF
malfeasance il Office, one signed by a
Democratic member finding the whole
course of the administration in instituting
suit for the benefit of the jobbers wrong,
and one signed by three Democrats
whitewashing Garland and the admins
tra:ion. A Republican with 1.-THE of
che criminal action of Garland would be
held BY the Democrats as too corrupt to
exist, but Garland as Democrat reeking
In dishonest practices is pure and spotless
as a dove. Oh, consistency, what a
jewel!
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

II. REMENYI, the celebrated violinist,
has been travelling in India, playing the
part of political observer as well as must
clan, and he sums up his deductions
from what he has seen as follows in The
Madras Mail: "Englishmen ought to be
more proud of having been able to govern
India's vast population than of anything
else. No other nation on earth could
have undertaken such a great task with
such glorious results. do not mean to
say that England's rule in India is per-
fection-far from it; but it is the best
possible under the million of difficulties
which must have Instructed the path of
the English"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
JUNEAU.

The Fourth was celebrated here on
Monday by base ball genes, plays, &c.,
on the Fair Grounds, fireworks and dance
in the evening and was participated in by
large number of people from all parts
of the county.
The farm residence of G. Keller, near
the village of Oak Grove, was totally
consumed by fire With all its contents, on
Sunday of last week. The insurance was
but small. A barn near Lowell was
burned last Sunday, and on the same day
the residence of Jacob Bodden near
Theresa was partially destroyed.
" lille in this immediate locality grain
has not hitherto suffered from the prevail
ing drouth, there ia great danger that
should it continue another week, cropa
will be much materially damaged. w.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Among the various candidates men
toned for the Republican State ticket
this fall, the name of Hon. A. A. Arnold.
of Trempealeau, is prominently spoken OF
for lieutenant-governor. Since becoming
q resident of the state, Mr.. Arnold has
made popular record. He served in the
war, was a member ofthe state senate and
speaker Of the assembly IN 1880. He is
a leading stock farmer and prominently
identified with the agricultural interests
of Wisconsin. Mr.. Arnold's name would
give strength to the Republican state
ticket.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
The Verdict Unanimous.

w. D. Suit. Druggist, Bippus, Ind,
testiies: 81 can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case
One man took six bottles, and was cured
of Rheumhtism of 10 years standing
Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville, Ohio,
affirms: ''The best selling medicine
have ever handled in my 20 years ex-
perience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands
of others have added their testimony, so
that the verdict is unanimous that Elec-
trio Bitters do cure all diseases of the
Liver, Kidneys or Blood Only half a
dollar bottle at H. T. Eberle's, Drug
Store
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
A THIRD assistant physician is soon |

A THIRD assistant physician is soon to
be appointed at the Northern Hos pital
for the Insane, and an effort is to be made
to secure the appointment Of woman.
There are many women who have taken
the regular course of study In medicine
and surgery, and who are practicing
physicians. The inmates of the hospital
are about equally divided between the
sexes. Nearly 300 of them are women,
and there seems to be an obvious proprie-
ty in the suggestion that some woman,
fitted by study and experience, should be
given the place of third assistant physi-
clan.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
PIPERSVILLE.

Miss Rosa Brainard, OF Oconomowoc,
closed her school 10 the Norman district
last Friday, having picnic Saturday.
The children enjoyed themselves very
much.
Misses Hattie and Clara Piper are
visiting relatives at Ripon.
Mrs. F. M. Piper is visiting her brother,
E. M. Thayer, of Milwaukee.
John Williams is home again, having
been employed as workman for the
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway Co. for
nearly three years.
]. Norman has improved the looks OF
bis place greatly by moving and raising
his barns. and also painting them. FL.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

To the dairyman exhibiting the best
four grade Jersey cows at the Interstate
fair to be held at Madison, Sept. Is IL.
1886, will give a Jersey bull calf sired
by Omaha, Jr., No. 1887, bred by me
and owned by M. r. DOMAIN and myself.
Omaha Jr. is the only living cattle-club
son of Omaha No. 482, "a brother of
Pearles Oohan) sire of four recorded COWS
in Il lbs, list, and many grades of won
derful milking quality. His dam. Metah,
No. 1856, has three recorded daughters
in Il h., list, and many descendants OF
great value, GEO. E. BRYANT.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

AT meeting CT the trustees of Beloit
College, held on the 29th ult., the resig-
nation of Rev. DR.. A. L. Chaplin al presi-
dent of that institution was presented
and accepted, to take effect at the end OF
the present college year. The board
proceeded to the election of successor,
and the unanimous choice fell upon Rev.
Edward ID. Eaton, of Oak Park, Chicago,
who will probably accept, and become
the second president of this very popular
and excellent college.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
Excitement In Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in
the vicinity of Paris, Texas, by there
markable recovery of ]. E. Corley, who
was so helpless he could not turn in bed,
Or raise his head; everybody said he was
dying of consumption. A trial bottle of
DR.. Kings New Discovery was sent him.
Finding relief, he bought large bottle
and box of DIR Kings New Life Pills;
by the time he had taken two boxes OF
pills and two boxes of the discovery, he
was we'll and had gained in flesh thirty
six ponds
Trial bottles of this Discovery for Con-
sumption free at H. T. Eberle s.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

AS an offset for the Republican talk OF
nominating T. A. Chapman, of Milwau-
kee, merchant prince, for governor. The
Sheboygan County News comes forward
with good advice to the Democrats BY
suggesting.that they make James Nor
gan, the Milwaukee dry goods man, their
candidate for governor In either case
Wisconsin would have good executive.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07
RuckIen's Arnica AaIve

The Best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains.
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfectsatisfaction
or money refunded. Price Is cents'per
COX. For sale by Fl. T Eberle.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

The Milwaukee wheat market yes
terday was 2 and Sc higher, and active,
closing at 1890 for No. 2 spring, SO7sc
seller August and &c September. Flour
was dull, but firm. Oats closed at 2S11ac,
corn at $3.50, rye at Coo and September
barley at 62Ac. Hogs were higher,
ranging at $4.55 and 4.58.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

THE opening entertainment of Theo'
dore Thomas series OF Summer-niaht
concerts in the Chicago Exposition Build
ing Monday evening was complete sac-
cess. There was an audience of about
three thousand people. These concerts
will extend through q season of six
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

TIE latest returns 10 the British Par
liam entary elections are more favorable
to Mr.. Gladstone than were those of
Monday.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

In California they are using ,harvesters
that cut and, thrash the wheat as they 60,
turning it out in sacks ready for market.
Now let q grist-mill and bakery be at
tached, and the modern harvester will be
essentially complete.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

Then baby wasSick. we gave her Castoria.
Rnen she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
yken she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
Ehenshe had Children, she gave them Castoria
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-07-07

PATENTS granted to citizens Of Wis
consin for the week ending June 20.
1886, reported by J. F. Beale, patent
lawyer, 637 F Street, N. w, Washing
ton, D. c.:
A. Fl. Clark. Fond du Lac, stufing
box; Carl Freschl, Milwaukee, cap; W.
A. Holbrook, Milwaukee, Binding for
windows; G. P. Southwell, Milwaukee,
Dental breath-guard.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
CHARACTERIZATION,

RALTIMoRE&OHIO RAILROADUO.
On and alter NAY 30 1856, passenger trstnS win
nun . tolloWS-WheelinR time:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teethH II 80,
send at once and get bottle Of Mrs.
WiNsLow's sooTnlNa SYRUP FOR CHIL-
DREN TKETHiNa. It's value Is incalcula.
Bile. It will relieve the poor little sufferer
Immediately. Depend upon 1t, mothers,
there Is no mistake about II. It cures
dyssntery and diarrhoea, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures wind collie,
aoftens the gums, reduces inflammation
and gives tone and energy TO the whole
system. Mrs. WiNsLow's sooTniNe
SYRuP FOR CHILDREN TERTHINd Il pleasant
to the taste, and 10 the prescription Of one
OF the Oldest and best female nurses and
physicians in the United States, and iB
Tor sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price Is cents bottle. Mws4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
RENAN's ADVICE no STUDENTS.

Tho French Sage Gives sound Counsel to
Young Men of All Nations.
Paris DlSpGtch 10 The London Standard,
NJ. Renan was invited to preside at the
annual banquet Of the Association Gener-
ale DIES Etudiants de Paris, which was held
last night at Veiour's restaurant. NJ. Re-
nan seized this opportunity to give the
students some sound advice. He said:
~ constantly say, Happy the young,
for they have life before Them OF the
two parts OF the programme Of scholastic
life, work hard and play hard, have to
tell the truth, known only the first. The
time when the others amused themselves
was for me time OF ardent study. l was
perhaps wrong, for the result has been
that in my old days, instead OF being, &C.
cording to the established rule, q rigid
conservative, am an austere moralist. l
have not been able to defend myself
against certain. amount Of indulgence
which the Puritans have qualified as
moral cowardiCe. l should, perhaps, have
done better to amuge myself when / was
young.
Joy and work are two healthy things.
Work, then, work necessarily, but amuse
yourselves, too. Rest yourself from one
kind OF work by another. Have various
subjects Of study. In 1.-THE head full Of one
subject there are, nevertheless, spaces left
which can be proftably filed up by an.
other work. An old rabbi Of the First
Century said: '0ne can pour several
measures Of oil into barrel full OF nuts.
How true this lei Yes, one can do very
different things at the same time, II care Ia
taken to fill up the spaces between.
"Aspire 10 know everything, the limits
will come along later on. In the human
family the last born are the privileged
ones. What host OF things you will
know that we can never know. How
many problems will he clear for you, the
solution Of which could purchase with
many years Of my life, II l had them 70
10 give. Be always thoroughly good and
respectable young men; II you are not
YOU can not work well, nor even
amuse yourselves well. One must lead
good Life 10 possess gaiety oil
mind. There are some delicate subjects
which II is the fashion not TO talk about;
but YOU have expressed such confidence
In me that / will tell you what l think
about them. Never profane love; II ig
the most sacred thing on earth. Regard
Il as cowardice to betray the woman who
has opened 10 you for Q moment the para.
disc Of the ideal. Hold II az the greatest
Of crimes to expose yourself 10 the future
maledICtions Of a being that owes its life
TO YOU"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching
Piles. One box has cured the worst cases
Of ten years. standing. No one need suffer
ten minutes after using this wonderful
Kinks German Pile Ointment II ab.
serbs tumors, allays the itching at once
acts as 0 poultiCe, gives instant and pain
iess relief. Kinks German Pile Ointment
is prepared only for the cure Of Piles and
itching Of the private parts, and nothing
else. Every box iB warranted by oui
Agents, Logan 4 90. and Richardson a
Goodwin.
Sold by oil Druggists and sent by mai
on receipt Of price, Soc and 81 per box.
KiRK MEDictNE Co.,
MwTAw Projectors, Lofaln, Ohio.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
An EntorprlslnE, Reliable House.

Logan 4 Co. can always be relied upon,
not only to carry in stock the best Of every
thing, but TO secure the Agency for such
articles as have well.known Merit,c and are
popular with thepeople, thereby sustain
Ing the reputation Of being always enter.
prising, and ever reliable. Having secured
the Agency for the celebrated DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, will sell
1t on q positive guarantee. 1t will surely
cure any and every affection OF Throat,
Lungs and Chest and to show our con-
fidenee, we invite you to call and get a
Trial Bottle Free. MWF&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Boston Budget.
Senator Zach Chandler had no love for
Great Britain. Soon after the civil war he
was one day converting with an English.
man about American affairs, and he quite
shocked MIR. Bull by the lrreverert man.
ner In which be alluded 10 international
affairs. "How9 You don't mean that
the sword Of England would not have
turned the scale ?" cried the amazed MIR,
Bull. "Why, look here,' retorted the
Senator, "how large an army has England
GOT, anyhow How many troops could
England put into the ileldT "Perhaps
60,0OO regulars" ''sixty thousand Why
General Grant In one battle at the Wilder.
ness killed 10000 men 10 four days, elf
and ii q week we Alled the ranks full
again, II the whole British army had
been there they would have hlndsfsd one
Of our half dozen armies just four days
that's All. air.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

1f.you are suffering with low and de.
pressed spirits, loss o. appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak constitu.
ton, headache, or any disease Of bilious
nature, by all means procure bottle Of
Electric Bltters. YOU will be surprised
TO see the rapid improvement that will fol-
low; you will be Inspired with new life +;
strength and activity will return; pain
and misery will cease, and henceiorth you
will rejoice In the praise Of Electric Bit
tiers. Sold at fifty cents bottle by Logan
& Go. MwF6w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
An undounIsd hlp..lnr.

About thirty years ago, q prominent
physician by the name Of Dr. William
Hall discovered or produced after long
experimental research, remedy for dis.
eases OF the throat, chest and lungs,
which was Of such wonderful efficacy thai
1t soon gained wide reputation in this
country. The name Of the medicine Is
DR.. VIM. Halls Balssm for the Lungs,
and may be safely relied on as a speedy
aud positive cure for coughs, colds, sore
throat, &c,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

DYSPEPSIA comes from torpid liver and
costiyeness. You cannot digest your food
well unless your liver and bowels act prop.
erly. Brandfeth's pills, taken one or two
at night for a week or 80, will regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and ensure O
quick and healthful digestion. These pills
are purely vegetable, contain no mineral
and are absolutely harmless for old and
young. MwFaW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

CONVENIENT, pleasant, and certain In
their results, are Aeket's Dyspepsia Tab.
lets. Recommended by physicians aud
endorsed by oil who have used them, The
best remedy for Dyspepsia, FlatulenCy
and Constipation. Guaranteed, and sold
at go BY Logan 4 %, and CHARLES Menke.
mOllof,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

CAN'T sleep nights ia the complaint Of
thousands suffering from Asthma, Con-
sumption, Coughs, etc. Did you ever try
AGker's English Remedy 1t is the best
preparation known for all Lung Troubles,
sold on q positive guarantee ut l0c, 5OC,
Logan & %. and Charles MenkemeIler.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

The best salve In the world Tor Outs,
Bruises, Sores Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, hllblalnsi
CofnB and oil Skin Etupllons, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. II
iB guaranteed 10 give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price % cents pei
box. For sale by Logan 4 90.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

OLD and reliable medicines are the best
10 depend upon. ACker's Blood Elixir
has been prescribed for years for oil i'm.
pufities Of the blood. In every form oil
sCroiulous, syphlliLlo or msfCutiAl dis.
eases, II 10 Invaluable, For rheumatism,
hos no equal. Sold BY Logan 4 %. and
OhafleA Mehkemellefl
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

MANY Of the good things of this life are
sorrowfully let alone on account Of Dys.
pepsia. ACker's Dyspepsia Tablets will
cure Dyspepsia, indigestion and Consti.
patton; sold on positive guarantee at %
and so cents, by Logan 4 90. and Charles
Menkemeller.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Lightning struck the residence OF W. H,
Tears, OF Eau Glare, Wis, last week, and
demolished It entirely. Those who have
tears to shed will please send the shed Ia
Mr.. Tears until be can build new house,
-Newmdn Independeni,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

! have been afflicted since last March with q
Skin disease the doctors called Eczema My face
was covered with scabS and sores, and the Itching
and burning were almost unbeanble. Seeing your
CutlcurA Remedies 10 highly recommended, con.
cluded 10 give them trial using the Cutcufa and
Cut!oura SOAP externally, and resolvent internally
for four months call myself cured In gratitude
Tor which mako this public statement
Mrs. CLARA A. FREDERICK,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

SAVE the children. They are especially
liable to sudden Colds, Coughs, Orou .,
Whooping Cough, etc. We guarantee
Acker's English Remedy positive cure.
1t saves hours Of anxious watching. Sold
by Logan & Co. and Charles Menkemeller.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
You HaVe a POfi0ot Illeht,

when you demand ijenIon'A Capclhe Plaster Of
No regret 10 say few dtuEests Of the Cheap John
yAtiety who will ny 10 behuAde you 10 accept
some worthless ititililule with similar lohndlbg
name, such ~ "Eaptlcln,n "CApllcum,n "CApI'
the name Burton" OF "Benton.n Cheap John
will Offer you Que O hesc Wfetched lmllA(IOna iOf
half the price Of the genuine e he CAR well afford
" DO, iW real value being nolaing and IL cost but
that can BE- depended upon II cure every illmenI
subject 10 external treatment. They are prompt
tufe. aud thorough. Protect yourself agAlnal tlS
eepMf2n y BUYING q VA, teliAhle dIlegAt! only The
hAa the word "CaPolnO' eut IL The centre, AwA
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
Ha BOD Como WllAIa oas q q.

CAieaoO hia-0esaR
Here ia the latest small.boy story, told
at Washington dinner the other night.
The new rector gazss mildly at the small
boy In the Sunday school and says: "My
dear little fellow, have you read the
thirty-nine RrticlesP mo" rejoins the
small boy, "but I've read tine forty
thieves"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15
SCALP, FACE, EARs AND NECK.

wa afflicted with Eczema on the Scalp, Face,
Ears aud Neck, which the druggist, where got
your remedies, pronounced one Of the worst caSei
IN try your CutiOura Remedies, and after Ave days
use my scalp aud part Of my face were entirely
cured and hope In another week 10 have my
ears, neck, aud the other part q my FACE cured:
100 E. Fourth Street, New York. ''- '1'N
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

A New York Alderman in drawing up
an acknowledgment inadvertently wrote;
witness my hand steal" The best law.
yers agreed that the paper was perfectly
legal, and would not need to be changed,
-BrO0kiyR Eagle.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Daughter-"Wasn't Julius Cesar one Of
the strongest men that ever lived, pap
Father-"What makes you ask that ques-
tion?" Daughtsr-"I was Just reading
that he threw bridge over the Rhine"
lid Bit,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-15

Visiting clergyman in Indian Nation
"Are all these Indians ChristiRns2" Irish
waiter-"No, sur, not wan Of them; some
is ComsnChes, an some is Episcopalians,"
-Terds Sitin1s,