New-York tribune., 1886-03-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

represents
about b metalis that "he would not venture upVn
toiliar oronnd until he had thoroughly surveyed tne
field"
A rather absent minded young man went 10 pay pa,
dinner visit He secretly prayed that the IA ie9 VIZ
o9 rnsn out cnd Ss reclaimed one OF the ladies' OF the
household hap pened to be IN the % nesrcIamaop
sbe ernscd mis- name from her list This Is mentohel
as a warning TO absent minded young Hieh' tAo"
Topics.
President Eliot says that under the elective SS'on
students do not as rule choose only tho sos COURSES
OF study but n very fair combination OF" SOFT anu
hard studies The tendency Of the elective system,
he says, is rather away from scientific STUDIES anu
toward art and the languages.
The Wisconsin state Register suggests the following
campaign song for the Democrats:
THE PAN-ELECTRC STAIRS.
Mr. Cleveland says-"No. No!
For hes climbing up tho golden stairs"
But tho people say" Aye; Aye!
He'll get wailOped by and by, ,.,..,
Hear dem phones a.ringingl
'ris sweet do declare.
Hear dem wires asinglng
On the Pan-Electrc stairs.
.ror.evmen are gradually beginning to get proud OF
Deyoe the weather prophet There has recently been
81 much r,w material In shape of weather that any
sort OF prophet ought DO able to hit with one hand
tied.
The reverend eontemnn who occupies a position . on
school board was few aa ago spe9Rg oS,1c 'to
ancient history he rndoarong TO impress upon he
ycathfa mind the prime nPoraaGe1 1 o. t,s t9
= What dh tho Pilgrims have that more precious
HrI II no,g bow proptly answered: Pop corn"
(south Abingdon Reporter.
It is doubtful whsthor Our own" Evarts, who may
jnsty bc said to forgotten more than Grover CeVe
land over learned would have the emerty to indulge In
fbof tyhip
message 10 Congress concerning tho Rock springs mas
sacre. This Sentence beginning with the esotlstca
l." 40 familiar 10 us in the days OF Democratic cahu
datcs letters oi acceptance, and ending with the "oru
-hoplos-" contains trle OF two hundred and thirty
eight words Have we Miss Rose Cleveland here, or
Grover In any 1t is plain there is some Que at the
Waite House uebrated with the exuDerance OF MS own
yerbosty.'
OF course, red-top boots and emancipation from
rItton-on- wants count for something, but growing
, AZ wien he GOES into Boston aud the newsDOys rush
up at hm with the cry; Paper slrf'-toomer'iIie
journal.
sam Small, the evangelist, is confirmed cigarette
smoker and says that many cigarette smoker VIII get
70 Heaven, statement obviously made for personal
rea,ous he Caiclg) Hcrald him that mo
cigarette smoker with breath ike Joss-house'
with clothing scented like sableman, and with fingers
and teeth stained with the offensive nicotine, con nope
TO do much good In Chicago
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deaths from dellrum trcmens in this country every
yr.F- 9, ,,i.. , ,,,,,,,,or ot,., itl,
Mr. B. " Yes quite u numter By the way, see
that has been another death from hydrophoo" III
Mr J:~Is that 20 Another That makes three
this year. By Jrye Il had my way Ia oXterninate the
oruto4 lwouldn't lo"ye one Of ON alive '-IDO''oH
Courier.
Iis said that the free riding over the Union Pacific
Railroad amounts to S2,OOO day in spite OF all the
encrts of Mr.. Charles Francls Adams
Mamie is vicious little sprite five years Of age. The
other dly SHE stray hy, half Oenumbed with the
cold slowly crawling on the table Mamie went up 10
the table and began gently hurmuring, Poor siok
title iy nice title u.s." ut tho same time quietly NOV
her hand toward the y. At last when her hand was
directly over IT, sne murmured gently before Does
o'!ttc a. want 70 70 to It's Godde" And then with
sudden blow crashed the life out % the unornnote
Insect exclaimng trumphantly Title fly shall 80 TO
IT, GOldie."
Il was o. those raral visitors who vertured mildly
condition of the statues. MI.
TT don't seem rlsnt' he rcmarked all so public like
| al Il &. here aud "A Christian land"
rho pr ,on addressed, VINO tet huset 20 be in posses
,"n c,, m Iuenti, air OF one Who knows whatever is
worthy The attention oi human intellect -. =. ,.,,
In tho Natican-tats Ia Rome, you know, IN ltaly-
the cast. AMI statues are all covered by sheet-uoh
draperes.
artist with enormous O. cbrows and that tho statues In
the Vatican dressed 10 sheetron petIcoatr IL quite
Church -, Boston Art, hy ArO Bates in Providence
Journal.
A Democratic paper wants 10 know what tho OLD Dem
ocratc wheehorses doing. Well. they are laying
low TN lsSS" They that there Is no chance Tor
white man under this Administration
sam Small i, rapldy adopting the style OF sam Jonos
as may be seen in tho following passages taken from
one o; his recent speeches:
"Many fellow is praying for rain with his tub bottom
| aide up
Red liquor ami Christianity won't stay in the same
hide.
"Custom is tho law OF fools. and 1t running TINS
country"
Mr. Patricco Ryano has gode on the stage and VIII
make dcbobt IN Troy in the role OF the celebrated
Trojan Horse. hitherto played by WOODEN man.