New-York tribune., 1886-06-05
Shall be carried to tho skies
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Mr.. Beechers family organ has an ingenious way
of supplying Its readers with news from Deer
Park Ii publishes an editorial epitome of all
the interesting matters which the correspondents
of the morning papers have telegraphed from that
quarter aud then roundy abuses Its contemporaries
for DIVING a key holes, obtruding themselves upon
Presidential privacy, and being generally indecent
and immoral. Would it not be less dlslngenuous
for The Post to some member of its staff on an
excursion to Deer Park and to supply its readers at
first hand with information which it plainly sees
they require1 To pick ont all the overrpe plums
it can find in the correspondence OF the morning
journals and to retail them nolsy overlts editorial
counter, meanwhile swearing like lishwife at the
original yenders, is characteristic but undgnlhed.
Attorpey-Genera Garland says his absence from
the Presidents wedding had no significance what
ever" More's the pity.
Two Montreal Aldermen are reported to have
made BILLY" Mooney's acquaintance and to be
spending their evenings in his society. Can Jake
Sharp be intending to tho exlles to account in
Canada 1t looks as If he were after a surface
railway charter from the Common Council of Mon
treal
Mr. John Goldman remarks that THE TRIBUNE
has never given currency III its editorial columns to
the charge that he Is the paid agent of Great Britain
in his efforts for free trade. Assuredly not. Mr.
Goldman is of class of free-traders who are quite
incapable of venaity. They moonlit philanthro
psts The leas. comprehensive of the pamphlets
of our elderly friend, Brother Moore, is lustrous
with goodwill to all the world. He would give
bread to his British if he had to take it
out of the mouth of his American brother. The
fiery Colonel Morrison, patron and godfather OF
the Star-Eyed Goddess, has SO boundess sym
aihy that the prosperity of his own country would
be source of actual pain to him so long as there re-
NAMED pauper in Europe We do not doubt that the
hostility of the Hon. Bill Morrison to Pennsylvania
pig iron is altogether sincere; and that Frank
Hurd's distressing system of mathematics - by
which he seeks to prove that mechanic at dollar
a day can buy more goods than mechanic at $40
n week--is quite honest Is seen in the way he has
of figuring up election returns. There are different
kinds of free-tradcrs. But though some of them
are worthy all of then dangerous.
"Wby have tho Democrats in Congress no pol
icy 7" asks Southern contemporary. They have
policy Their policy is 10 do aud say whatever
they think Will enable them TO keep their seats
Replying 20 our remark that " if the election
were Tomorrow the incompetent. obstructive and
Pan Electric Democracy would be swept out of
sight" The World asks if Mr.. Blaine would be the
sweeper. 1t is not question Of sweepers just at
present. Any good Republican broom would clean
out the muddy feet now in possession of the Gov
ernment
Senator Edmunds is facetious respecting the Dol
phin, which, as he says. has swum well every time
she has been aioat, but has not yet succeeded in
getting into regular service. There is a prevailing
opinion in naval circles that the Department
anxious to have the fastest vessel it owns
mission but would be satisfied to have her slowed
away in "A berth adjoining that occupied by
the Oregon.
Another of the orders of Land Commissioner
Sparks has been rescinded. He IL a sort of rubber
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