Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-11-16
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VICTOR HrGos first pestn was refused by
the publishers; twas ,Epbably not done up
IN q It parcel It'd BHs, "
1.-THE single scull racet' exclaimed an old
lady, as sht laid down the paper. MY gra-
';ious! ] didn't know there was race of men
with double SOULS"
PRINCE GAwGE, of Battenburg won't like il
one bic when he has to walk the floor night
after night with a making tooth. This is to
,ay when is teethlng .-Erchdn0e.
FIRST OYsTER-where are we?
second Uyster-Tni- is a cnurch.
First Oyster-A church! WHAT do they
want with both of us, L Pjtto6ur0
DtsDItch.
MA said Polly Caution, "the Liberty
statue is that OF a woman, isn't it," eyes,
lear" won't she be awful lonely out on
hat island wiinoue man to look after 2'-
tttsbwr0 ChrOnicJe.
LITTLE GIRL. looking at picture of Eve:
Ma, did Evelive at the seasiie?"
Why, no, Bessie! What makes you think
'She always has a bathing suit on
AN Arkan as man made a bullet out OF a
niece of pug tDDacc0 and shot i through the
podY of a wi d ca. The amin ii died. Here W
ave anot her forci lie illustration of the fatal
effects OF tobacco on the SYSTEM Voyrtstoaon
Herald.
TIE REV. Mr. HIGHFLYER-I delivered
hat sermon off hand. hadn't gwen 1t mo-
nent's thought. How did you ike 1t?
Frank lie 5rer4--I' can't say. You see, !
tldn't q We it afmoments thought, either
turner's Bd5 u.
EIGHT millions of umbrellas are made In
his country every year. Half a a million are
imported from France This makes about on e
im"rella t" every seven pers ma. One person
)nys tue Umbrella; the other six steal it from
aim and use lt.-PGts6Ur0 DtsDitch.
THE question Of ''How many yards make a
font?" was sprung on school teachers CON
veuton in ONO recently, and thirty -four
eachers handed in their answers--'three."
"llh the proud consciousness of having
shocked the spots of of old mathematics in
nc first rouud .--Detcoit F ee Press.
IT has already been so cold in Dakota that
man couldn't 20 buggy riding with a widow
md keep mis- arm around her Of cen minutes
without getting his fingers frost bitten
Suta women, and that Is why so many
indie women return East.-DetroH free
P,esS.
BROWN Jones ia a fine fellow.
u-gYes, supp Ise SO: but then he is so
confounde | cfeminate.
Rr Iwn- themin ate?
Fogg-t es; he was in the same car with me
his morn ng--twfully raw, you remember
md he had bis window wide open all the way
B IStOn Transcript.
I KISSED hef hand, andO, the thrill!
Is warm within my memory still
1t stirred rA soInces oGuy blood
That seemed i5auquench my hearts sad
D,ought,
And wok Ca emotions IN 4 food
l kissed bbrIh AftE Sha slapped my mouth
N.Y. ADstrot Free Press.
He spokessf lov6 till nap. M,
OF sunshine in a cottage.
With hItn She then gHJ 'twould rapture be
To i've on Esau's pottaEe.
AT length rap as from stick
Came froW the upper story,
amt with Zone crank voice that said
"Your pops scomin,' Flory.''
a.sr -. It'd Bits,
Mrs. VULG ARGRAND--Wh is this James
Russell Lowell the papers are making such
fuss oyerI
Mrs. BOngtong-Oh, he's n New England
i erary man. He wrote The Blglow Pa
per-," and
'What! Them? WIZ, made Gwendol en-
stop readini them only this morning because
hey was so vulgar. He don't even know how
to spell. - dshia0toa q ific.