St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
BETHLEHEM ACADEMY.
,ssed to him as the chief

as letters come addressed to him as the chief
executive of the city.
F. A Camp-It would be a good thing if
some means could be devised to furnish the
Clay school with fresh air.
A Druggist-We will all get rich from the
profits on our soda fountains If this warm
weather continues.
Judge Rand-Mayor Ames is plainly the
man for governor.
Committee of Street-Car Drivers (while pre-
senting cane to Mayor Ames) ALLOW US to
present to you this slight token, of our es-
TEEN. and it is our wish that you may carry
it in your hand when you walk up the steps
of the White house.
Architect Klein-Its going to cost those
men who called me a crank several thousand
dollars before they get through with it.
George Wallihan-It's very amusing to see
a man try to win big jack pot on jack full
when have queen full in my hand.
w. f. McGillicudy-1ts very cold day
when we can't come under the wire ahead of
the other boys.
Deputy Sheriff Baxter-Just wait until we
get our new uniforms; then see how we will
loom up.
Sheriff Rrackett-Yes, I suppose If man
was sentenced to be hung in this county l
should have to do the hanging. Came pretty
near it once.
gave the health officer pretty severe turn
ing over, but have no doubt he deserved it,
for that block mentioned is terribly dirty.
George R. Robinson (while defending Mary
E. Prentiss) There are plenty of newspaper
reporters here in the room, Mr.. Davis; why
don't you call some of them to give testi-
mony against this woman?
County Attorney Davis-It is a hard thing
to convict person of keeping house for
immoral purposes. Those who know about
it don't like to give testimony.
! A Street Car Driver-"Doc'' Ames is gen.
tleman, and knows what is what.
Judge Mahoney of the Municipal Court
You officers are letting any number OF GRIM
inals escape, just because you get careless
and do not pay enough attention to your wit
nesses.
George Huhn-Yes, sir, I am druggist by
profession and kept drug store in Minneap-
oils for a number of years. The business is
| not now what it used to be-too many en-
gagged in it now.
A Visitor at the Jail would not sleep in
| the city department Of this institution for a
good many hundred dollars. 1t may be all
| right, but think it would kill me.
| E. j. Davenport have been told that not
one of the members of Plymouth church who
| did not sympathiZe with Rev. DR.. Hutohins,
are wanted in the movement toward estab-
| fishing new church.
Turnkey at the County Jail-There are now
| sc regular boarders here, and all of them seem
| quite happy and contented.
| C Judge Rea-No. there is nothing sensational
| to-day. Not single divorce case on the
docket. Am sorry for you, but can't help it.
County Auditor McDoneld-No, sir: we
can't spare any Of our girls from the court
house, and you want to remember it. 1t
would be dreary waste here without them,
and an Office in the court house would be
| robbed of half its attractiveness.
Lawyers in the Court Room-This hot
weather is simply awful
Judge Young to q Disagreeing Jury-Oh,
guess you can agree, gentlemen, if you will
consider the question in a calm, cool manner.
You had better go back and try it once more.
County Attorney Davis-It looks bad for a
| case when one of the jurymen swears he will
| wait until hades freezes over before he will
| give in and help send a man to states prison.
Deputy Sheriff Egge, in his Shirt Sleeves
| If this is taste of the hereafter, don't want
, any of it in mine.
]. B. Bottineau-I am an old-time Demo
/ crat to the backbone. Look at me. There
was none such as 1 am at the St. Paul confer
| ence on Thursday.
| Judge N. II. Hauser-If any thinks have
played out they are mistaken. Yes, I'm a
Democrat, but I'm not sour. Just see how
| freelyI contribute to the columns Of the
| Tribune.
| Hon. A. T. Ankeny-From the mistakes of
the Minneapolis papers I suppose have re-
| ceived as many congratulations as my brother
on account Of the postottice. Well. it's all in
; the family.
Algonquin club until we get our new quar-
tiers fixed up, when we will bloom out in great
| shape.
Col. Chase-I don't believe there was a
| single horse at Thursdays races that can
| trot in 80.
G. W. Shepherd-It cost $4,000 to finish up
1re-proofng the West, but it brings lots OF
comfort.
| G. E. Dickinson-I drink nothing now but
Moxie nerve food.
Lieut.. Col. Hill-Just wait until the chief
of police of Menomonie comes to Minneapolis
| III welcome him.
| Ed A. Stevens-When a judge arraigns a
man fifteen minutes after his arrest and re-
fuses to give him time to prepare himself,
am in doubt as to whether great reform
| has been accomplished or not.
| William Bickley-I wish that the public
would distinctly understand that one P. F.
Ludwig is no longer connected with either
the News Letter or Hotel Gazette in any ca
pacity whatsoever.