Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-07

Branch of the Susquehanna river opened ON
Monday.
John 5. Graybill has gone to Tennessee
10 look to the cutting of lumber on a large
tract of timber land.
III was big time that ]. Gould and the
knights of Labor had with each otbsr and
both are out of pocket.
Sam Jones will preach in Boston NEXT
winter and after that, the Bostonians will
De able to say culture instead ofsscnlchaw ,,
Don't forget it, Schotts day for opening
MS large new stock of spring and summer
goods, and clothing, will be on the 10Th dsv
of April.
FOR SALE.-A valuable and desirable
town property on one of the main streets
of the town. For particulars, terms. ETC..
apply at this office.
United States Senator Jones. of Florida
is still in Detroit trying to get neat enough
to make love to lady who will have moth.
ing to do with him.
a train of ten car loads of European en-
igrants passed this place last Sunday. They
had distinguished their interpreter by call
ing him Buffalo Bill.
The attention of contractors is directed
to the letting, for the building and repair
ing of school houses IN Fermaaagh town
ship, in another column.
Blind Tom,-the fellow who isn't Blind
Tom, played it on the Bloomfield and Lew
istown people, but NAs caught in his tricks
at Johnstown, Cambria county.
Mr.. Craft preached temperance sermon
on Sabbath evening, that was comprehen-
sive enough to reach gluttony and the in
temperate tongue of the gossip.
Gan Iowa man who had been converted at
revival meeting groaned so long and loud
over his sins that be was arrested and fined
ten dollars for disorderly conduct
They are outlaws who will not work and
will not allow other men to work in places
where workmen are needed. 1t is waste
of kindness to daily with such ontlawry.
A little daughter of Benjamin Mitchell,
of Patterson, had her left arm dislocated at
the elbow, on last Wednesday, by an older
sister raising her from the floor by one arm.
A sleight of-hand performer did his best
in the Court House on Saturday evening,
and the boys did their best TO show what a
lot of confusion they are capable of rails
ing.
The ground was covered by several inch
es of snow on Monday, and with no ground
plowed the farmers are beginning to won
der when they will get a chance TO SOW
oats.
The Commissioner OF pensions has is
sued instructions to pension agents TO pay
the increase of pensions TO widows without
making application or surrendering their GER
tificates.
A rough and tumble fight took place in
Patterson on Saturday afternoon, between
three or four men, but as no reporter was
upon the scene, the occurrence receives
briet mention.
A Columbia lady keeps penny box on
her dining table, and when members of the
family speak i'll of any person she requires
them to contribute TO the box.-Coluubia
Is. c. Record.
The coat-of- arms of the Ohio Democracy
is barrel of coal oil surmounted BY fig
ure seven couchant changed to a nine, by
placing cipher rampant on its top
Washington Hatchet.
The large surplus ofmoney that the State
viii get by the new tax law should not be
appropriated away on hospitals and so forth
but should be used to extinguish the debt
OF the Commonwealth.
There are some people who step into the
front door OF church with such largeness
that it would not surprise them to see the
pulpit flop up like the short end of te-ter
board.-Merchant Traveller.
Chairman Cooper has issued a call for a
meeting of the Republican State Commit
tee at the rooms of the Union Republican
Cluh, in Philadelphia, on Wednesday,
April Il, at 4 O'Clock P. NJ.
wAxTED-A position as clerk; or would
work on farm: by young man of first
class reputation, raised on a farm, and is
an experienced school teacher. Satisfac-
ton guarant led. Inquire at this office.
any dear hearers, we see before us the
frightful consequences of the fall of man, 7"
said the preacher as he began his funeral
sermon over person who had tumbled
from the roof of an elevater.-St. Paul Her
aid
Philip r. Freas, the founder of the Ger
mantown Telegraph, died at his residence
in Germantown, after an illness of several
weeks, on the morning of April 1st. 1885.
He was born in Montgomery county, Pa,
February %, 1909.
Miss Fussandfeather drank a glass of milk
at Crimsonbeak's last evening. When ask
ed her opinion, she said it was just heaven
ly. She explained to her ma, when she got
home, that she said so because it was so
blue.-Yonkers Statesman.
Recently, George W. Neal, dog pound
keeper of Newark, New Jersey. died from
hydrophobia. his agony was intensified by
the halucination that he was constantly sur
rounded by pack of swapping dogs that
were seeking to devour him.
Mrs Fizzletop overheard her son Johnny
swear like trooper. "Why, Johnny she
exclaimed, s5who taught you to swear that
way ?'' "Taught you to swearP' exclaim-
ed Johnny, sswhy it's me who teaches the
other BOYS. s."-Tcxas Siftings.
1t is so healthy in Greensborough, Md,