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STATE OF NEW JERsEY.
County Of Hudson. So
QURROGATE'B OFFICE ORDER TO LIMIT
- CREDITORS.
Catharine Stanley and Christopher Stanley, exc
outors Of John Stanley, deceased.
Upon application made to mo for that purpose
BY the above named executors, do hereby, on
this 22d day Of January In the year OF Lord one
thousand eight hundred and eighty-six. order the
said executors to give public notice to the creditors
Of the estate Of said deceased to bring In their debts
within nine months from the date Of this order.
by setting up q copy Of this order In ave OF The
most public places Of the County Of Hudson, for
the space Of two months, and advertising the same
for the like period In the SUNDAY TATrLER, one Of
the newspapers of this State, such notice to be
given and advertised within twenty days from the
date hereof, and 10 be continued for two months
i31 VIM. McAvOY, SURROGATE.
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HUDSON COUNTY ORPHANS. oouRr-pEoEnl

HUDSON COUNTY ORPHANS COURT-DEOEM-
Ill Der Term. A. d. 1885 Order to show cause.
On the application Of James Z. Minturn. admin
istrator Of Patrick H. Dempsey, deceased.
Dempsey, deceased. having exhibited to this court
under OATH Just and true account Of the peraona1
estate and debts OF said deceased. whereby 1t APP
pears that the personal estate Of said Patrick 81.
Dempsey is insufficient to pay his debts. and re-
quesed the aid Of the Court In the premises II is
ordered, that all persons interested In the lands,
tenements and real estate Of said Patrick II. Demp
sey deceased, appear before the Court at the Court
House, in Jersey City, Saturday. the 9th day Of
March NEXT. to show cause why so much OF the
said lands. tenements. Entertainments and real
estate Of the said Patrick n. Dempsey. deceased,
should not be sold rs will be Bnficient to pay his
debts or the residue thereof. as the case may re-
quire.
Dated January IS. 1886.
By the Court.
WIN. MoAyoY. Clerk,
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NOTICE OF SETTLEXENT.-NOT IS HERE
IN by given that the separate account of the sub
deceased. will be audited aud stated by the Surro-
gate OF the County of Hudson. and reported for
settlement on Saturday the goth day of March
next. JOHN COMBES
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NOTICE OF sETTLEMENT.-NoTI Is HEREBY
IN given that the account of the subscriber
executor and trustee under the will of William
Gardner. deceased. will be audited and stated by
the Surrogate of the County Of Hudson and re
ported for settlement Saturday, the 9th day Of
March naxt.
Dated january is. A. D. 1886.
LEWIS JOHNSTON.
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NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT.--NoT Is HEREBY
IN given that the account Of the subscriber, adj
ministrator OF Doris Ida Beatus, deceased will be
audited and stated by the Surrogate Of the County
of Hudson. and reported for settlement on Satur-
day, the Oath day OF April next.
Dated February 10th, A. d. 1885.
1850 HENRY BEATUs.
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.NouCE.-EsTATE OF JOHN sCANhAN. DE-
IN ceased, Notice is hereby given that an order.
dated the 26th day Of February. A. D. one thousand
eight hundred and eighty six. has been made by
the Surrogate Of the County of Hudson. npon the
application of the subscriber, administrator of
John Seaman. late Of the County Of Hudson. de-
ceased. directing the creditors of said John Scan
Ian to bring In their debts. demands and claims
against the estate of said deceased, under oath
affirmation to the subscriber, within nine months
from the date Of said order. they viii be forever
barred from any action therefor against the said
administrator. srtx NJ s
Dated February 26 1885.
GEORGE R. LAWRENCE
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REAL ESTATE SALES.
AVE YOUR RENr-BUY ! CHEAP HOME ON

GAVE YOUR RENT-BUY CHEAP HOME ON
~ easy payments.
Bramhall ave.2-story houge with lot. 81 $50
Pine st.2story house rooms 100 IT, lot... ]. $50
Fifth 2-story brick bas house, 6roons.. !. 400
Brunswick st-1 story house. rooms. ....s.. 1,66a
Ese ave.-2st'y house. Q rms lot with stable ,62
Maple AZ -story ana has. brick, rooms m
Van Horn st. Elegant residence, II rooms yfo0
Only from 5000 70 $500 cash required; Eance
$3.50 70 $500 yearly ID easy quarterly inst e,,fs
Vf1ex piece9 from $500 upWeFfle. Send mn g,
Gall tor '9soord, b. H. GIBSON. sf =
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2 NOTICE ESTATE OF PATRICK MORAN, DE-
IN ceased. Notice is hereby given that an order.
dated the 25th day Of February "A. D. one thousand
eight hundred and eighty six, has been made by
the Surrogate of the County Of Hudson, upon the
application of the subscriber. Administrative of
Patrick Moran. late OF the County Of Hudson, de-
ceased directing the creditors of said Patrick
Moran To bring In their debts. demands and claims
against the estate of said deceased. under oath or
affirmation, to the subscriber, within nine months
from the date Of said Order they will be forever
barred from any action therefor against the said
administrative.
Dated February Is, 1886.
FANNY MORAN
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NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT-NOTIC Is HERE
IN by given that the account of the subscribers,
Executors of Jane Brinkerhoff, deceased, will be
audited and stated BY the Surrogate Of the County
Of Hudson, and reported for settlement on Eatur-
day the nth day Of April next.
Dated February 10, A. D. 1886.
JACOB VAN HORNE,
ELIZABETH w. BRINKERHOFF
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AToEICE OF sETTLE1IENT-N0T rs HERERV
In given that the account of the subscriber, sur
yiving executor Of Henry W. Hencke, deceased win
be audited and stated by the Surrogate Of the
County of Hudson. and reported for settlement on
Saturday the 9Th day of May next.
Dated February 27th, A. D. 1888.
sstssi s 81 ANTON SCHULTZ.
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NOTICE on SETTLEMENI--NOTIC is HEREBY
IN given that the final account of the subscriber,
executor Of Sarah Colver deceased. viii be audited
and stated by the Surrogate of the County of Hud-
son and reported for settlement on Saturday. the
9Th day of May next.
Dated February. 27th, "A. D. 1886.
rsst7 3 JAMES @. 5EGBERT
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NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT NOTICE Is HEREBY
IN given that the account of the subscriber, ad.
sministrator of James Deaney, deceased viii be
audited and stated by the Surrogate of the County
of Hudson. and reported for settlement on Satur.
day. the oath day of April next
Dated February 10th, A. D. 1885.
JAMES N. BRADEN.
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vfgnaux wins the Match.

New York, March 13.--The Vignaux-
Schafer match finished tonight. Schafer's
total was 5000 againft Vignaux 1855.
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NOTICE OF NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Is HEREBY
IN given that the account Of the subscriber. exec.
utor Of John NJ. Cornelison deceased, will be aud
tied and stated by the Surrogate Of the County Of
Hudson, and reported for settlement on Saturday
the third day of April next
Dated January 29, A. D. 1886.
JAMES A. ALEXANDER.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

NOTICE or sETTLEA1ENT- Is HEREBY
in qiven that the account OF the subscriber, M
sirnee Of Jacob A. zabriskie, an insolvent debtor,
will be audited and stated by the Surrogate Of the
County Of Hudson, and reported for settlement on
Saturday the 18th day of May next
Dated March II. A. D. 1885.
AFoTTaE.-EsTATE OF RICHARD ANDREWS. DE
IN ceased Notice is hereby given that an order.
dated the 23d day Of February, A. D. one Thousand
eight hundred and efghty-six, has been made BY
the Surrogate OF the County Of Hudson. upon the
application of the subscriber administrator with
viii annexed Of Richard Andrews, Ia Of the
County of Hudson. deceased. directing the credit
ors Of said Richard Andrews, deceased. to bring In
their debts. demands and claims sgainst the tate
OF said deceased under oath or Affirmation, to the
subscriber within nine months from the date Of
said order or they will be forever barred from any
action therefor against the said administrator.
marie HENRY ANDREWS.
NOTICE OF sETTLEMENT-N NOTICE Is HEREBY
In given that the account of the subscriber, exe-
cutter OF Richard M. Abercrombie, deceased, will
be audited and stated by the Surrogate of the
County Of Hudson and reported for settlement on
Saturday the 9th day OF March next.
Dated January 30, A. D. 1885.
JOHN N. -STANsBURY.
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MAS L ULRICH.

tt.
collections Aud all oiherpr, ssi 80,
'eSS 4. solicitcd and viii r.c,i,.r pt,ttr
rompt attention. Apr,l,.s,, 4,
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THEY IL NEVER BE MiSsTp.
The braiuy person Who know

The brainy person who knows il
ell.
The won an who wears an eclipse
hat to the opera.
The man who is jealous Of his
ncighbors success.
The man who throws paper and
ashes into the street
The croakor who is always com
planning Of hard times.
The practical jokerer who gets
wratby when the joke is on himself
The person who had ftienis and
money and made DO Chiistma,
presents.
The man who borrows bis neigh
bors paper before tho neighbour has
need it.
The long-nosed individual vi o
busies himself with the affiirs Of
other people.
The bigot who forms bis own
opinion and demands that others
coincide with bin.
Mr.. Growlel and Mrs. Grundy
who cant bear to see young people
enjoy themselves.
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He Fixed Him.

"Who's that at the kitchen doorr
asked Mr.. Johkin of his young wife
last Sunday, just after breakfast.
"Its tramp, aud I'm bothered
to death with them she replied.
"Wait q minute, my dear" said
her husband, Ill fix him so he
won't trouble you any more"
He kissed her aud went out aud
in five minutes retured.
"Well,' qneried the wife, "did
you fix him ~
"Yes gave him something to
eat"
why, You shouldn't have done
that He'll be sure to come right
back aud worry me more than ever"
she said potulantly.
Oh, no, he won't. l gave him q
pocke,ful of those biscuits you
made for breakfast.
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LEES suREEsD,a.

Samuel NJ. Gaines. OF Kentucky y
writes to a correspondent Of the Gin
cinnoii Enquirer bare read a
number of descriptions, so called, 81
IA, .vep,ful scene, 2cue Of WI cb
vas from an officer whotrepresented
that he WAS present With Geu.
Grant, and / do not hesitate to sa,
that yours is tbs most truthful | have
yet seen.
You are led into several minor in..
accuracies of statement. The mos M
portaut of which il, ibat.G Geo b.,
made an address to his troops on his
return from tie Interview NTH Geu
Grant. | Witnessed, at distance at
abou, three hundred yards, the intvr.
view between the geuernls and wbpn
Lee returned from the summit of the
bill, was among the 6fst of thes,
who met him at the littls stream in
The bottom. His command soon
gathered around him, anxious to
learn the term Of surrender but
Gen. Lees feelings got the better Of
hin, and he could not speak. He
state d to Gen. Gordon, who was next
in command, the terms ufferel 10y
Gen. Graut; and GeuerM Gordon
mounted bis horse and mnde lublic
announcement OF the conditions Of
surrender.
That was the most trying ordeal
through which ever passed AT the
conclusion OF Gordon speech, Gen.
Lee bade farewell to each soldier
present, by silently pressing Lis hand
lie was in tears, aud the men and
officers wept like women.
Gen. Grant, aud a number Of his
Generals aud soldiers, cams sver /,
our camp that afternoon, and on two
succeeding days Of our stay, and, by
their timely Offices Of friendly inter-
course and soldierly consideration,
did mnch to build up tue spirit Of
our down hearted little baud.
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WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA?
Among the many symptoms
Of Dyspepsia or indigestion

Among the many symptoms
Of Dyspepsia or indigestion
the most prominent are: Va
riable appetite; faint, gnawing
feeling at pit OF the stomach,
with unsatisfed craving for
food; heartburn, feeling OF
weight and wind in the sto n
ach, bad breath, bad taste IL
the mouth, low spirits, general
prOstration, headache, and
constipation. There is no form
OF disease more prevalent than
Dyspepsia, and none so pecul-
lar to the high-living and rap
id-eating American people.
Alcohol and tobacco produce
Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid
eating, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD
BITTERS will cure the worst
case, by regulating the bowels
and toning up the digestive
organs. Sold everywhere.
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MT Euilt that Way"

A boy will eat and boy will drink,
And boy will play all day
But a boy won't work and boy
won't think,
Because he amt built that way.
A girl will sing and girl will dance,
And a girl will work crochet
But she can't throw stone and hit a
church,
Because she ain'i built that way.
A girl will fiirt and girl will mash,
Aud ns'er give herself away
But she cant scratch match on the
seas Of her pants,
Because she amt built that way.
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POETRY
THE MODEL SUBSCRIBER.

Good morning, cir; Mr.. Editor, how
are you folks today
owe for your next years paper; l
thoughtsTd come and pay,
And Jones Is agoin' to take 1t, and
this Is his money here;
shut down leudin' IL to him, and
then coaxed him to try 1t year.
And here is a few ite,us that happen
ed last week In our town;
Thought they'd look good for the
paper, and so I just jotted'en down
And here's a bushel OF russetts my
wife picked expressly for you;
A small bunch OF flowers from Jennie;
she thought she must do some
thing, too,
You're doing the politics bully, as all
our family agree;
Just keep your old goose quill flop
pin and give them a good one for
me.
And now you are chuck full OF busi-
ness, and won't be takin your
time.
I've things OF my own | must tend to
good day, sir, l believe will
climb"
The editor sat in his sanctum. and
brought down his fist with a
thunp,
God bless that old farmer" he NUT
tered, he's u regular editors
trump"
And it's thus with our noble profes-
sion, and thus it will ever be still;
There are some who appreciate its
Iabors, and, some who perhaps
VIII Carleton.
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NOT so GREEN.

AT a small party up in the Wes-
tern Division one night last week a
highly comic young man said early
in the evening that he had bully
idea for having some fun at the ex-
pense OF q quiet and inoffensive
guest who was expected later.
Tell you what we'll do," said he,
bubbling over with mirth as lie
spoke. I'LL mesmeriEs Jones
make him stand on his head, and
think he's O tea-ketile and so on,
tn be awful funny. I've been hav-
ing little experience in mesmerism
lately, and can do it just as easy az
borrowing five dollars
They all said it would be great
joke, aud funny, aud 80 on aud
when, soon after, the unsuspectiog
Jones arrived, they turned the con-
versation, as If accidentally. on mes
merism, and the unsuspecting Jones
said he didn't think there was much
in IL.
"Oh, you don't, ell I" said the
highly comic man, who. for Tue pur-
pose Of agument. We shall call
Smith /; "now I've been experiments
ing o little in these things, and
there's good deal in II. Now. !
think, could mesmerize You il
you'd let me try"
"0h. dear Mr.. Jones,' cried sll
~ yeuee hdise WIN one seeord'
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How ths .Nfty-First Peansylvani;
St:rmet the Bridge.
AHTIETAM. Sept. Il, 1864

ANTIETAM. Sept. Il, 1869.
Then came the memorable order
from burnside which must have thrill
cd every membsr Of the regiment
"Tell Sturgis to send Fifty-tirst Penn
sylyania to take the bridge. Va.
WILSON Morris.
Along the valleys narrow gorge
The morning mist outspread,
While riAe-pit and breastwork strong
Frowned griinly overhead.
The sluggish stream that only served
To slake the thirst OF kline,
Was soon to see u dearer sight,
When ,uen were formed ia line.
|YAlong the crest flash of firo
,aks red against the sky
1ong the hillside's narrow ;lope
osnes back the quick reply.
81 Feraro dashes up in haste,
y His countenance ailame.
"1he Fjiyfrst must Storm ue Bridge"
twas thus the orders came.
"Fyr BayonctS!" Over Hartranft's face
A calm, strange smile was seen,
Tho red blood flushed his dusky cheek
His dark eyes all agleam.
Sturgis and Crook in vain essaysd,
Aud Others yet may try;
And now the gallant Fifty-frst
Must storm the bridge or dio.
Bright flashed the sword their leader
drew
"Charqe r"--like a simoon's blast.
The Fifty-first mid shot and shell
Dashed on-the bridge is passed.
The beaten foe in wild retreat
Is flying DER the ridge,
Huzza! Huzza! The Fifty first
Have stormed Antietam's bridge.
o, men OF Pennsylvania,
Along your bloody route
Lies many q comrade dull of ear
Who may not hear your shout;
But DER your country's wide domain
A pean grand shall burst;
A nations accolade be- thine,
. gallant Fiftyfirst!
JET. III. Noaes, IN Phi!a. Ncws
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ATTENTION LADIES.

Nine men out OF ten are manage
able If you 20 the right ~sy about
Il, and Que great point H. to act af-
ter marriage just as you did before.
Argument aud contradiction ere
vital enemies to married peace.
Should you wish for anything par
licularly. don't insist upon il after
refusal. Some women are persis :
tent and ask why may | not :
Why don't you do as tell you p
and irritate tho man. Rather bide
your time, and mako an extra good
dinner OF bis fuvorite dishes, put n
bow on Of the color he likes, make
home aud yourself swceter than
ever. You'll get it sure, even il
you have to wait. Also, when you
want him to do any particular thing
which you know will be for his good
for Heavens sake do not say, ado
it Rather drop a bint that you
think 30 and so would be O good
thing to do. Get bin interest ed
aud then lot the subject drop ]
venture 10 say that 10 short time
that man will do precisely as you
wish he will never permit you "a
think that he has traded the least on
your common sense.
Nothing on earth fetcbes a man
like a good dinner aud we'll dress
ed wife presiding. The hnsban d
who can look forward to such a
state of things every day Of his life
will never tire of home, aud the wife
who stndies his comfort will have
littlo difficulty in managing him ac-
cordng to her will Men are gre-
garions animals aud will wonder in
spite OF oil allurements, but they a'e
selfish enough to remain where they
are best treated, and by taking a
little trouble for year or two OF
married life the years that follow
will as rule, find the husband ale
ways glad to 90 back to the pretty
home where smiles await him and
The dinner 1 spoke OF There are so
many women who object to being
"bossed," as they call it. My dear
ladies, you can always be bossed il
You take the trouble. BY giving in
you get your own way as you never
wonld by fighting for it. Aud, af.
ter all, il is better TO feel yon re-
spect your husband so much that TO
give 10 to him is not difficulty.
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tue amateur meemefist. he advanced
with 'teal,by step aud bisse1 ip q
blood>curdiug tone.
Give me the dagger, aud I will
these hands Of mine incarnadiue in
the villains heart blood send him
down, down to the deepest d, ptb
of per lition, and jim him there, my
dreadful mission being accomplished
up to the handle !"
At this the handsome, tender
hearted girl tainted, three got out
of the room, and the mistress If the
house turned on tho burglar alarm
for policeman, aud adjnred Smith
TO run for a doctor and take The
man out Of bis trance with stom.
ach-pump or an el, ctric embroca-
ton or something before there had
been done deed of dreadful note.
Smith did not want to be told
twice, but dashed out of the house
like runaway fash Of lightning
not stopping to put on his hat or
overcoat, and, as he was going
through the gate, ran plump into q
line Of policeman who were answers
ing tho call.
"You scoundrel," cried the officer
as they rolled over each other. .su'- =
render, or III blow you brains out
with my club aud he took hold Of
Smith with so determined q grip
that he tore every button off bis
shirt aud waistcoat.
Il was going for the doctor
there's raging maniac in that
house" gasped Smith. 'lemme go"
"Ob, that's too thin contempt
ously replied the policeman, "wbat
are you telling me 7" Come along
into the honse, and let's SEQ how
many spoons yon have about you"
So he dragged bis captive in, Civ.
ing him a hearty shaks at every
third step.
AS smith could not answer a
word in a hurry, he was rather
roughly treated, aud bis foot hop
pening to slip, be fell with tho COR
uer of his eye against the police
maus baton, which comepletely
bulged up that organ. After a
time, however, he was able TO refer
TO the number Of the house, they
went--Smith sans collars, waist-
coat, buttons. sans everything ex-
cept an eye which was as big as
three.
When the front door was open ed,
he found Jones seated, clothed in
bis right mind, conversing on the
weather Explanations were made
to the officers, aud then Smith Dor,
rowed new collar aud some pins
to repair damages while he profuse-
" apologized to tho gnests for the
nucuccessful -mesmeric job between
him md Jones to contribute to tie
evenings amusement.
Jones is not looked upon at pres
ent as green as they took him to be
and is decidedly the social lion Of the
neighoorhood.
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Philadelphia & Erie R R Division.

Phi|adc'phia & Erie u II DIVISION.
NORTHERN CENTRAL RAILWAY.
Trains Ls,ve Sunbury
20 IN, For Beneiontc, Eric aud Csnandai.
guN.
p51 = m, For Lockhaven.
los N, For Brlloionte, Kano and Canan.
d,igu
. 80 D m, For Renoys aud watkins.
0 rs am For Cattavissa and liaznlton.
~ 90 y NJ aud 8 Is p ~ For Wiltssbtrrc.
ob5 IN, II % \ ~, 20 pm, For Snamokin
4 d Mount Carmtl.
Trtirs Leave Solii sarove Junction:
o!z IN. arriving It Philadelphia 10 y IN. New
York 20 IN. Baltsmorc ~ y III, wash.
tngton 3 so pm
3sa IN, atriyirga at philadelphia - r M. Nev
York 03b - IN, Baltimore 6Ij y IN, wash.
ingion Opm.
sE attIv'ny ~ Philadelphia I Is n m, Now
Yotk7 90 IN, Baltimore 25 a IN, wash.
ingtou o .On
Tr,u ais, Leaves Sunbury:
o1 IN, arriving a. Phlihd"lvhia 25 q n. New
YORK II ~ n IN, Baltimore 10 n tn, wash
ing,on v 20 a IN.
n. WOOD, Genr Pass Agent.
CHAS. r. pUuH, den'i Manager.