New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-13
SEAsONABLE RHYMES.


Who IS this man with hageard face
Who .roaLs and signs and tears MS halr
And mp and down his room doth pace
Win Wild distraction IN his AR
Isconsccncr gnaw!ng hun within'
j. he to grim remor.e "A prey,
Doth some uneIpiated SIN
SIT heavy on ms sou today
No. he's poet gontle. mild.
A man from evil PASSIONS free, $500
Who never harmed man, woman, child,
or ON worm trod necdiessly
To-day he'd writc-uO thoughts will come;
No web OF fancy can he weave:
His boy Is beating on the drum
lie bought FOR him on Christmas owe.
Seasona6ie Adricc.
Tho seasons here tor storms Of
When walking through the town.
Beware the sudden avalanche
That quickly sideth down!
Atmidday when the whitened roof
The solar warmtn receives,
Beware the glitterinH tcicle
That hingeth from tue caves!
When out between the acts to
The who never borcs,
Beware the steamIng whiskey punch
Which Openeth The pores!
Sensible Girl.
Behind pranciug spau they 90.
TheIf hearts with happiEess aglow
Although their eartips tlng.e;
The air ia crisp aud bright the day,
And hlthely, merrily the sleigh
Bells Jungle.
Along the winding road they skim,
The maiden sits quite close tn him,
In fact could not sit snugSer:
A girl OF wit and sense ID she
she drives and leaves hlm Dotn arms freo
To hug her -IbostOh COurlr.
Ten Thousand three hundred aud eighty three rarra.e
lccn.es were issued In Chicago during the year inst
eudod Tie big Western town can afford TO DO proud OF
hit, for New Yors's record is only 800 larger New
York however. n boast she likes. % superiority In
the number Of births aud deaths the figures beng:
h,rth. New.Ynrk. 209j5; Chicago. ls,i37; deaths,
N,w-York 3572O; Chicago, l2.52-. 1t should lie
horne IN mind that the record OF births IN NewYOr Is
uch nearer the true figure than IN Chicago where the
tbysicians trouble themselves little TO make their
reports, as instructed by law.
Same week. ago the Delaware built ship Alameda AMI
the british Zolindla started rom tho Golden Gate
together tor Auckland. STA Honolulu. That OF course,
meant race Before half hs distance to the Hawaii an
mort vas covered the Alameda 100 miles ahead OF
her rival and this lead she kept increasing until she
reached Auckland alter having made the swftest
massage on record The patriots on the Pac" coast who
staked theT money on the American Doa are the hpp
eat men on the continent
Mrs Dusrnberry. here's an account or htty boys
found In the hold OF schooner Just IN from Bremen
They werc trirty five days without food;
aGood gracious. Mr.. Dussuherry! Why, It's awful!
Little Germ an boys were theyF
"Carboys my dear "-lPhiladelphia Call
IN, oklahoma War. Chict the organ of Paynes
Oklahoma colony. These the objects 'or which The
leading his warriors 10 battle: Tho settlement OF
oklahoma restoration of the public domain. lands for
On. landless and homes for the homeless universal
suaraee a National currency Issued and controlled by
the Federal Government.
An English company proposes TO put telephones IN
bospItN wards to enable patients afflicted with con
t,rious diseases to talk with friends without
communicating infection suppose this plan should be
tried on the hungry and thirsty democratic Office
se,kers suppose also the White House be made tile
central onIce what a nullabaoo there would be-
Mspni.topheles as t. Fau.t-Gnide. Philosopher and
Fiend.-L Punch.