The Wilmingtonian., 1886-05-22

Il call my wife dear" said Bagley, reflec
lively, because she Philadelphia Call
DiAident Lover-I know that am a per
feet bear in my manner She-Sheep, you
mean; bears hug people Life
A German rushed into a drug store q,
Penn avenue yesterday and exclaimed:
'Alein Gott, young man, eat raw bork, und
| dink dere vos dot machinery in it"--Pitts-
burg Chronicle Telegraph
Some of the Washington correspondent,
again declare that the president is going to
marry Miss Folsom But these gossips have
been known to lie before, and Folsom in uno,
Folsom in omnibus Chicago Times
A lady who was member Of class study.
ing art concluded a recitation on BENJAMIN
Hayden by saying that "toward the close OF
his life he committed suicide. Harper'l
Bazar.
| "All the girls who have never sassed tlleir
4 mothers stand up" said sam Jones at
4 Chicago. One girl stood up # Sam in.
4 ve.'tigates the case he will probably find that
her mother died while the girl was a baby. =
Detroit Free Press
"Why does mustard plaster beat a kissr
Said little Johnny Toddp to his sister;
"Because, you see a kiss is simply bliss,
While mustard plasters, don't you know,
are blister "-Dansviile Breeze
Recently in Brunswick 4 Macon young
man acted as godfather to the infant Of i
friend. The excitement of the occasion
caused him to drop the infant into the bar
tlsmal font, making Baptist Of it instead Of
an Epscopalian. columbus tGap Enquirer.
The Naw Yorl, sun SAYS: "Four aces au,l
"a EFI IlanIt four ,,,1, t;,-..
Sun plays poker with dice he had better never
come west, whore concurrence of thes
hands in It single deal of poker is always the
4 occasion of Il double funeral, the pot goinf
toward paying the funeral expenses. Omaha
Herald
Among the relies oa Stlc at place in thi.
city are exactly eight hairs, wen authcntt.
Gated, from the head Of Washington. How
this teaches II, the fearful want of foresight
on the part Of Martina Why did She allow
the father Of his country 10 bc buried wish
his hair ON when for eight Of them - i. de.
manded. The Judge,
A young lady on fremont low was over.
heard asking friend to 90 to a neighburing
store whore the soda fountain was opened
that day for the first time for the season, and
every one who inhibited Of its cooling drinks
would he presented with a bird Astonishrd
nearer: what kind of Bird" "A swal-
low Boston Herald.
An epistle of novel character passed
through the po,totliae yesterday The nov-
city consisted in the material upon which it
was written, which was u gentlpman's linen
cuff. There was nothing unusual in the cor
tents, which were simply dun, couched in
tile following language "p,rasa call around
and pay your wash till Your Laundry
man" The cuif was adorned with two.
cent stamp Portland Oregonean.
Tho pastor Of South End church called
on a bercavel widow Of his congregation the
other day and began consolins her with
scriptural texts Htr husband had long been
an Invalid, and the minister's selections bore
on the rest into which h. had entered
"Nes' She answered "and there is one
beautiful Verse in the Psalms that applies to
me that think Of 50 much Othelos occu-
patton is goneI '- -B5ston Record
You know Poplpy, don you, Jiggs.7
"Nes, / do, saw
What do you think Of him"
He's low. yulgaw falluw, saw; low,
vulgaw falIaw7
What reason have you foi thinking so.0
why, saw, his habits. saw ] am rs
suaheI by rawsons who know him well that
he lives in a sawt Of plRee called . bawding
house" Town Topics