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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
Business Rules.

For the benefit of visitors and Others who
may or may not have business at THE TRI
DUNE office, the following rules are hereby
promulgated. They will be rigidly enforced
hereafter.
l. Don't monkey with the printer"
Exceptions. When you have business di.
rectly with him, or wish him to take a cigar,
walk directlyup to him and hit him clip un-
der the ear. You need not be tender about il
for the wretch has no feelings, audit will serve
to attract his attention and convince him that
you are in earnest. True, he may resent it,
but that's all right. II will furnish us an item
for our next issue
?. Don't monkey with the FORMS"
Exceptions When this Office is out Of
| 'pi''; when you feel like committing suicide
when you yearn for horrid death; when you
pant for oblivion; when you banker to see the
marble floor of this print shop spattered with
your blood-red gore,
3. Don't monkey with the presses.
Exceptions-If you wish to ampuiatc fin
ger; ii you want your insignificant anatomy
twisted out of all human semblance; if your
family insist on seeing you brought home on a
shingle, a mangled, unacceptable COB of
misplaced confidence.
4. Don't monkey with the towel.
Exceptions-If you have just held a warm
personal interview with the editor or the
printer; if your shattered system demands
quick and active emetic. THE TRIBUNE
towel is not thing of beauty. 1t is for solid,
everyday use, and is especially designed to
wear.
5. Don't monkey with the exchanges
Excepions-None. Our exchanges are es-
pecially gotten up and published by the gen
erous men who propagate them, for the sole
purpose of furnishing the giant brain that
runs this machine with food for thought. They
are for no other purpose.
6. ''Monkey with the editor"
Exceptions you have just read an
article in which you are referred to as a liar,
thief or william. AT such time it is better
for all concerned to refrain your impetuous
desire for an interview. 1t is considered
recherche to send a notice some hours ahead,
informing him that you are coming. He will
make it point to be out, if possible, and
thus avoid any unpleasantness. This person
really has nothing on earth to do, and his
time is at everybody's disposal. 1t is not any
trouble to run country paper, anybody can
do it, SO don't be in the least timid about in
fringing upon his time. If you desire to abuse
anyone and havn't the time or wit, go to him
He can do it and enjoy it. II the city needs
a puff and things reused up generally, tell him
aboutit. 1t don't cost you anything, and he |
has nothing better to do. Bother him all you |
can, but studiously refrain from furnishing |
him single item Of news-it might get into
the paper He ought to have known it be-
forehand anyhow, But as before remarked,
Don't Monkey"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

Mountain Home. where he made arrange
ments to ship number of horses.
ID. N Higgins, who has been behind the
counter at Nathan Falk Bros so long,
severed his connection with that firm on the
Ist. inst
Ben. Anderson is the Grand Master Work
man--the great mogul-in the Ancien, and
honorable order of "Homies. They appear
for the first time on the glorious Fourth. Come
forward and get the grip.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
Interesting to Stockmen.

The Live Stock Agency of Messrs. Gwinn 6
Baker, promises to be of great benefit 70
stockmen. Messrs. Gwinn & Baker are in
constant correspondence with eastern and
western stock buyers, and are well prepared to
furnish buyers for all kinds Of stock. Through
their efforts band Of 100 head of stock
horses were sold here this week at good adj
vantage, TO an eastern firm. Stockmen are
requested to send them full description of
their stock, aud all letters will receive prompt
attenti n. They have now for sale I $50 head
Of cattle and 100 horses.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
The Memorial Services at Boise.

Memorial day was handsomely observed by
the city Of Boise last Monday. Those who
had the exercises in charge did everything pos
sible to make them success. Caldwell sent
very respectable delegation besides the band,
and an immense crowd was present from all
over the country, Early Sunday morning the
vehicles containing the Caldwell members Of
Collins Post, G. A, R., and the Caldwell
band, began to start for Boise, and by 10
O'Clock the road on this side Of the valley was
lined with wagons, buggies, horsemen and
dust. The dust was something awful to
contemplate, worse to experience, but I'M
avoidable. Those who took the Valley road
on the Middleton side, Jared much the best,
besides avoiding the dFeary expanse Of dry
sage brush plain.
The head Of the procession arrived in Boise
shortly after noon, while the balance kept
stringing in for three or four hours. The
baoo was quartered at the Overland hotel,
where every attention was given them. Here
they were serenaded by the Boise City band,
consisting of eighteen members. This band
plays extremely well, and later on gave the
Caldwell boys hard tussle for the champion
ship. OF course we were not exactly laid in
the shade-Caldwell never is-but the Boise
boys play extremely well.
Further along in the afternoon the Cald-
well crowd were entertained in sumptuous
manner at the band room by the Boise boys,
and neat speeches were made by Prof Mob
ley, Chas. H. Reed, w. B. Johnson and
others.
Col. John Green, was serenaded by the Cald-
we'll band, where further refreshments were
INDUCED in. Those Boise people are great
on refreshments. They must remember in
the future that such delicate outfit as the
Caldwell band cannot stand everything -and
have it mixed.
Monday opened up hot and sultry. The
March began at ? o'clock and was under the
direction of Comrade Earl Race The Cald-
we'll band headed the column, followed by
the military, under command of Col. Green
The memorial services were held at the
soldiers cemetery, neaf The post, but we have
not the space to more than mention them.
The feature of the day was, of course, the
Grafton of Prof. Daniels, OF the Boise high
school. 1t was both fervid and eloquent, and |
full Of patriotic sentiments, which struck a re-
chord in the breasts of many a |
grizzled veteran present. The speaker labored !
under the disadvantage of talking directly |
against strong wind, and of being almost
interrupted by the tapping canvass
overhead, which the wind shook up all the
time, hut Notwithstanding these difficulties, it
was one of the finest orations we have ever
listened to-
Mrs. DIR, Girard sang sweet pathetic solo,
which was listened to with wrapt attention.
The graves were then decorated, while the
oand played dirge, and afterwards the sold
ers fired three volleys over their fallen COM
AIDES last resting place.
Returning, both bands joined, and played
he homeward march together.
The majority of the Caldwell people started
or home Immediately, while some few re-
named over until the following day
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
Undigested Food

In the stomach develops acid which stings the
upper part Of the throat and palate, causing heart
bum" 1t also evolves gas which produces wind
on the stomach,'' and feeling and appearance OF
distension in that organ after eating. For both
this sc'dity and swelling, Hostetters Stomach Bit
tiers Is a much bet remedy than alkaline salts
like harfshorn and carbonate OF soda. wine
glassful Of the bitters after before dinner will
be fund to act as re liable csrminatiye proven
tive. Thts tine specific for dyspepsia, both ia It's
acute and chronic form, also prevents and cures
malsrsl lever, constipation, liver complaint, kid
ney troubles, nervousness and debility. Persons
who observe in themselves . dec ine of yigor
should use this fine tonic without delay.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
NOTES.


How about dusters2
The military presented fine appearance.
Boise City was most tastefully decorated.
The Boise boys did the honors in "great
shape"
Col. Green knows how to accept CON-
Pliment, and how to entertain the compli-
mentors.
The members of the Boise City Band,
either individually or collectively, are always
welcome in Caldwell
Boise City is a picture of lovlness at this
season of the year, with all her green trees
and well kept streets. Our city can afford to
take pattern.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

GwINN & BAKER, Agents.
ELL, IDAHO
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
To the Wool Growers.

The large warehouse adjoining the railroad
track at Caldwell, Idaho, is placed at your
disposal for storing your woods, free of charge
and | am prepared to buy all woods offered for
sale at said warehouse, paying full value and
spot cash for the same.
J. f. HUDSON.
Enquire at railroad Office.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

We have the finest Turnout and Saddle Horses in the
country and will furnish anything required in lne with
without a driver night day, at reasonable rates.
We prepared receive stock corrals for board
by the day. week month and guarantee prompt and
full attention
We have Hay, Grain and Coal to sell at low prices.
Leave orders the stables where they will receive prompt
tention. CAMPBELL BLACK, Proprietors.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

Bicycle riding is all the rage now.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Boomer unexpected
home soon.
The butcher fight was a grand opening for
the first.
Major w. A, Mensch is at Mountain Home
on business.
Col. John Green is happy over the celebra-
ton on the 3Ist.
Governor Stewart, the religious oracle OF
Falks Store, is in the city
J. H. Hart has moved his fruit stand and
saloon to the Central hotel
Chas. A. Clark, Bradstrects man, left on
Tuesdays stage for Blackfoot.
Rev. Barton, Of the Presbyterian church
returned this morning with his bride.
Boise Lodge No. l, o. OF G. T. has about
sixty members, and is in a booming condition.
Eben Lobdale has turned over the night
chair at the Overland hotel to John Nicholson
Higgings Roby expect to open saloon in
the room made vacant by the removal of ].
II. Hart
w. o. Fallon, Pacific Express Co. S popu-
lar agent, is home again and assumed control
of his Office.
The brass band paraded Main street last
evening, followed by Ben Andersons column
Of "Hornies."
J. w. Danskin returned this morning from
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

We also carry the largest stock of Staple Groceries be
found in Idaho and will lower prices than any
in the country Large buyers will do well to get prices be-
fore purchasing Direct all inquiries for groceries to Caldwell
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05

BRANCHES TRANSACTED.
VIII buy and sell Exchange and make Tele-
graphic tran fers on the principal cities of the Uui-
ted States, and draw Exchan- direct on the prin-
cipal cities of Europe.
VIII buy gold fust, gold and silver bullion, and
city, county and territorial warrants,
Special attention given TO the shipment Of gold
and silver bullion, which liberal advances wi |
be made and fun United States Mint or United
States Assay returns will be furnished ON fxvora-
bic terms.
Collections on all points will receive careful and
prompt attention,
CORRESPONDENTS.
Wells, Fargo Co.'S Bank, San Francisco
Wells, Fargo 4 Co.'S Bank, New York.
Wells Fargo & Co.'S Bank, Salt Lake City.
Wells, Fargo 4 Co.'s Bank, London.
FIRST National Bank, Chicago
Omsha National Bank, Omaha.
First National Band, Portland.
GwINN & BAKER, Agents.
CALDWELL, IDAHO.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-06-05
BOISE CITY.

When next the honors Of Memorial Day are
distributed, let not the managers forget the
young preacher, George H. Newman. He is
the son of brave veteran who ''died at the
'front.'" and whose whole ''kith kin" were of
patriotic blood.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Dog nals.-on "Wednesday, duly 2ist,
commences what is termed 'dog-days.s
The name was given from tho llelincal ris-
ing Of CAMS Major or Dog.star. which was
formerly thought to make the sea boil, dogs
TO go mad, wine 70 turn sour, animals 10
longuish, aud to originate fever and olrol-
era. The seascn, which lasts nbout six
weeks, is regarded by many persons ma
more unhealthy tl,sn that which immedi-
ately precedcs vr succeeds II, and rs being
time when mankind ia more liable 10 nj.
tack from disease from exposure or impru-
dence in their general habits n there Ia
no foundation in fact for this belief, IL Is a
superstition OF long standing.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
Fighting for Natural GINS.

Especial to the Toledo Commercially
FIspLAY, o, July l0-The Findlay gas
light company through their attorneys,
Blackford and Dunn, succeeded in having
Judge Dodge grant an injunction resirain-
ing The city council from selling bonds for
ihe purpose of sinking wells and laying
ma ins for natural gas consumption. In
retaliation the city council last evening re.
pealed the franchise of the Findlay Nalu-
ral Gas Company which was granted in
1884 and under which the present compa-
ny do business. The fight is very bitter
md II was thought TO have been settled
rome weeks ago when the people defeated
this monopoly by vote Of more than five
10 one.
What has five slxihs majority got TO do
with justice when il stands IN The way OF
monopoly?
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Commenting upon the consideration OF
the Dow case in the Supreme Court Of
Ohio The Philadelphia Times says: "The
m,in beauty OF all the Ohio Courts is that
decision can always be accurately pre-
'llc,ed as soon as their political complexion
Is known" Within the recollection of
every middle aged man, or no, many years
rgo, such an assertion would have been re.
sented as the gro'seSt OF libcls upon our
judiciary but where il the man in ali
The State that is willing TO put himself in
public print 10 resent the chnrge and de-
fsnd the honor OF the State2
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
STATEsM MANsIIIP.

The State cannnot afford 10 trust the ed-
ucalion OF the people IN the care of the
church. Thus far history has proved the
church to be pious despo,. In the name
ol the Great Jehovah, the church has been
the advocate Of slavery IN all ages. The
church of the nineteenth century ia moi
wholly free from this stain. The ,ieclnYn-
lion OF Independence, the Constitution of
The United States and the Emancipation
PROCLAMATION by the State have not had
pnficient force 10 remove these despolie
i'leSs. The Bible is still quoted 10 prove
that some men were born 10 be servants
and some TO be masters. A Statesman ne
standard bearer far in advance OF the
church, stood on an eminencs and gave NJ
isrance 10 the God-like sentiment that "nll
men are created free aud equal. endowed
with certain inallenable rights." Southern
priesls and northern Bishops have COM
bined to rlander the Creator who made o.
one blood all nations and Is no respecior OF
persona. These generations Of snrprislng
ideas and nice distinctions, in spite Of the
laws Of Biblical interpretation, have traced
The color line between the sons Of Ham
and Shem, whole nation for whom Chrisl
died. doomed to perpetual bondage Just
as il decree OF Jehovah could bo annull-
ed by The "cnsS" Of a drnnkard. No slates.
man would snffer his brain to be The res
eryoir Of such sloppy and illogical ilens.
The safety and dignity Of the state demand
that the scriptures be 10 interpreted as TO be
In accordance with the character Of tie
great and wlse Ruler, who wrote them oII
ss charter oS universal liberty, sealed
with The blood OF Christ, which was shed
tor ihs emancipation vi the whole human
race. let every child OF the Republic be
tanght by the state 10 trace his bill of
sights np to head quarters, TO The hreat
soysrsien Of .he universe JUaon.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
Cheap Land Excursion TO 1Ismark,
Dakota, July 27th, $50, yin.
r. II. " a T Railway

The O., II. =. & 4. R,y will, on July 9Th,
points on the Northern Pacific R,y' at reduced
rates. On above date the c., II. V. & T. Ry
will sell tickets to Bismark and return good for
forty t40) days. with stop over at points on the
Northern Pacific Railway. The rate from Ca
rey, will be S24.6O. The Northern Pacific Ry
will give to parties presenting O., II. V. T..
Ry tickets excursion rates from Dismark to
points beyond on their line. For full particn-
lars call on any coupon agent Of c.. nv. 4 r.
R'y. or address ii. J. FALkESBACH,
0eni Pas agent,
COLUMBUS, u.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

"Ned Buntline," otherwise E.Z. @. Judson.
the we'll known novelist and writer, died at his
home at Stanford, N. Y. on Saturday last, oi
heart disease. He was remarkable man in
more ways than that Of writer OF fiction. He
once challenged thirteen Of his fellow "middies"
to fight duels, aud Tough, scv,n Of them with
out receiving scratch. The rest concluded to
apologize. He served as Chief Of Scouts in the
l,IlnnrI
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Poor Mrs. Sartoris, Nellie Granp who
was united in marriage TO the English
Prince" in the East Room OF the White
House at Washington MAY 81 1874, is said
10 be living with her husbands father in
the north of England where she is treated
Ms II sort OF poor relation which ia humil-
ssng in the extreme. She Is almost Who'll :
)y neglected by her husband, yet she iH
wholly averse TO the overures Of her fami-
ly 10 leave him and threatens 10 sever all
family relation II continued. II Is almost
the universal fate OF such marriages.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
A Captnin,s Fortunate Dl.coyery.

Capt. Coleman, schr. Weymouth, plying be-
tween Atlantic City and N. T., had been .roub-
led with a cough so that he was unable to sleep
and was Induced to Try DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. 1t not only gave in
stant relief, but allayed the extreme soreness
in his breast. His children were similarly af-
feeted and single dose had the same happy
effect. DR.. Kings New Discovery is now the
standard remedy in the Coleman house and on
board the schooner.
Free Trial Bottles Of this Standard Remedy
at Tay lOr 4 Miler's Drug Store.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

II Is a remarkable and encouraging fsct-to
the public at least) that all thieves, with posi-
bly, here and there an exception. die poor
They sqnauder their III gotten gains 80 lavish
~ tha, when death orer,akes them they are
gen,rnIiy strapped. Aud ye, hi does not re-
mburs or ben, ft the party who was rubbed
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Dana. editor Of the New York Srn, says that
the editor Of newspaper, in order to be wholly
free and untrammelled in his work, and to sue
coed, ought 10 have no social rela iious what
ever, and hence ho has never joined any society,
club or association. But how is editor Dana to
write intcllgently on the goat II he has mover
attempted to ride one.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

The Canadian politicians have funny
way Of hitting back nt each other. One
OF them now siampeding for Office, calls
The other "beast, liar, rascal, thief and a
miserable cur" We can do the thing up
pretty middling we'll here in Ohio, hut
this smacks OF the rotten carcass of n de-
funcl canine. hurrietily slung upon the
walers Of Enllarnnlion,-Er.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Not n particle Of calomel or any other
delelerous substance enters into the COM
position OF Ayers CalhartIc Pills. On the
contrary, those who have used calomel
and other mineral poisons, ns medicine,
find Ayers Pills invaluable.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
SuERIFF's SALE.
Cynthia ii. mcAllis.sr In Wood County, o.
VS.. Court Of

BY virtue Of an order Of sale, issued in the
above entitled Cause. by the Clerk of the Court
of Common Pleas of Wood County, Ohio. and
TO mo directed and delivered, ! will oner for
sale at public veadue at the front door Of the
Court House, of said county, In the village OF
Bowling Green, on
Tuesday, August e4, 1886,
Between 10 and II O'Clock A. NJ. of said day.
the following described real ssiaie, situate In
the county Of Wood and State of Ohio, io.uIt;
In Lots numbered 72y and 7s7 In the Village
OF Pcrysburg. Appraised at $500 90.
GEORGE NJ. BROWN, Sherih.
D. X. HoLLREBKcK,
Au'y for Deiis- Williams ct al.
JsIy 81, 1880. l0vST
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

A part OF the Democratic County Cen.
trail Committee met at Perrysburg on Tues
day last and decided to hold their County
Convention at Perrysburg, on Wednes-
day, August 25lh, 1856.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
Buckien,s ArnIcn saIye.

HEbEsr sALvE in the world for Cats, Bruis.
60, Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum, Fever Sores,
letter, cbappsd Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and
all Skin Ernptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. II Is guaranteed 10 piys
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
~ een's poF boz. For sale by Taylor 4 Miller
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Congress ia talking of adjourning on
July 81 or August 2d. What win the
President do in the absence OF something
o put His veto upon. lie seems to have n
desire to be right as we'll rs President.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

The Wood County Republican Conven-
ton 10 called TO meet at Bowling Green
on Wednesday, August IL, 1886. at 10 AM
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

AamyA Send 10 0cents postage, and we
nInVi VIII mail you free a royHl, yaIu.
n lTIt able, sample box OF goods
Al hhh 4 that VIII put you In the way OF
making more money at once,
than anything else IN America,
Both sexes ofalIages can live at home and
work n spare ime, or allthe time. Capital not
required. We willsiart YOU Immense pay
sure for those who star at once. SrissoS &
Co., Portland Maine.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Ifit is really true tha. "he that liveth by The
sword shall die by the sword" is il not also
trrc that he that iive,h by politics shall die by
pUlitics1 All.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Would II no, be the proper thing for our
county officials to lend all their energies to
''irriga,on," instead OF "dtainage 7"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23
FORTH ROUND
Note on Running of Trains.

Train leaving Columbus at 4:l5 P. NJ tnorih
bound runs daily, and carries through sleeper
for Chicago; via Fosmra and B. & o. r. r.
Train arriving at Columbus at $50 A. n Tuni
daily, and carries through sleeper from Chica-
90 % Columbus. Washington and Baltimore.
Direct connections made In Union Depti al.
Columbus for Newark, ZanesvilIe, PitthsurR
Wheeling, Baltimore, Washington and Phils!
drlrhia aiso for Dayton, Cincinnati, Louis-
Vile, and all points South and Southwest.
i-s5- Close connections at Toledo for DetroiE
and all pbihts in Michigan and Canada.
n. }. FALkENHACH,
Geu'l Passenger and Ticket Agent.
CoLrMBUs, o.
G n. CARR, Genl Snnt.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Light Running Davis Sewing Ma
chine, FtNHBEINER.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-23

Another Invoice Of Monarch Shirts.
FISKBEINERs,