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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29
Eaeiish Ad-ertisi.x Pictur,e

The pictures which accompany Eng
lish furriers' advertisements are things to
remember for lifetime. Ladies of more
or less courtly demesnOr are engaging in
dignined hirtations with polar bears, and
children who could roll quite as well as
they could walk, SO befurred are they, are
executing all kinds of clumsy gambols.
but the climax is a picture representing
lady and gentleman fairly shrouded in
skins making morning call upon q
woman who has attfred herself to receive
them In heavy fur mantle. Boston
Transcript.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29
ln@eQuaN

Nothing was ever got together in the
platform Of political party that meant
more or psnned out less than boys frst
Absolute stagnstion docs not exist any.
whore in the eesaa. ~ svsAAtths 9sat
ct dspths.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

There is fight on in the New-York legis-
lature against raiiroad-pssses for the mem-
bora As is usual In such cases the rail
rosd-franked newspapers of that state are
Safeguarding the man who introduced the
bill
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

We have to confess that the democratic
Wise of Virginia rather chawed up the re
publican Boutelle of Maine In the recent de-
bate as to the obliteration Of Inscriptions
on some old guns and things in the Norfolk
uayy-yard.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

The republican lightning -slinger at Co
lumbus telegraphs his paper that the dem
Ocrats backed down. and the democratic
LIS. It's his .. that the RS bid d'n. Then
they 60 over to the saloon together and
throw dice for the drinks.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29
A Cert, ao... for senator P.v.y.

Senator Pavey. of Fayette county, has
showed himself menber Of sufficient force
In the proceedings with regard to the Gin
cinnati impudcnce to cattle him to due con-
sideration without any boosting puffery
from home. But an admiring friend at
Washington Court-House jumps into the
Commercial Gazette with buglehorn GER
tificate Of his great qualities.
Concluding the enumeration Of these. the
bugier says that Mr.. Pavey is lone of the
ablest expounders of law and most srgu-
meatative speakers in Southern Ohio. He
Is alsO"-diso. certifies the aduiring writer
-''one of the wealthiest citizens Of Fayette
county. Besides his hank, he possesses a
great deal Of town and country property"
This last item is very impressive. The
public will be expected to take an increased
pride In Senator Pavey now that they know
his intellect is reinforced by "a great deal
Of town and country property. besides
his hank ~
But Pavey is not 10 blame for this EN-
barrassing admirer.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

Gladstone should make Bradlaugh secre-
tary Of the navy. Brad has been wanting
70 swear SO long that he should have an ap-
propriate place to explOde-among the
sniknra
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29
A Collie - = Tosrist'. G.ide.

A hotel at Eestinog, North Wales, has q
veteran collie which acts rs q tourists
guide When told to do 10 it leads visitors
to the Cynfel waterfall, and exhibits il
from the various points Of view, trotting
from one point to another Is soon as It
sees that the tourists have satisfied their
curiosity. The dog learned his duties
years ago by going with his master on the
same errand.-Foreign Letter.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

The Mansfield Ncrs assumes. along with
the Cleveland Plain Dealer and other demo-
cratic papers, that it will take 10 affirma-
tive votes 10 Oust the democratic contestees
from the senate. and asserts that Senat. r
Sherman expressed publicly the opinion
that 1t required nineteen votes to a1sr,n any
proposition IN the senate" If Senator
Sherman has been so express in his opinion
as that the Ne,rs seems to have the excIu-
sive information of it. We decline to be-
lieve that Mr.. Sherman has used any Ian
guage that would bear this Interpretation of
his meaning by the Ncps. Will the Ners
quote him?
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

If the beech gavel of Bob Kennedy shall
prove long enough and strong enough to
knock the of the top of the 2 in the re-
turns Of precinct A, fourth ward, Charles
vallandigham will then perhaps be per
suaded to call the roll IS the chair shall
direct him, unless the senate take q notion
that some other fellow can do II more salts
fartOrily
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

Thc Columbus correspondent Of the Cleve-
land Leader damages the cause he espouses
BY his red-hotness. He is a wild ass Of the
desert There has been too much Of his
kini Of thunder and lightning from Colum-
bug
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

"The txres sown by John Mclean In the
politics Of this state have turned out to be very
prolidc-ttesciasd Pres.
Yes. Simeon DOnavin Is on one Of those
..tares- now
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

The New-Y0rk sun, which generally is
clearheaded at least. is showing that it does
1T comprehend the situation in the Ohio
senate, and is talking as muddleheadedly
about II as the smallest democratic patent
outside in the widest corner Of the country.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

typographical makeup since the change in
propristorship is somewhat shocking. The
Sun locks now like . morning edition of
the Nmes-StGr; than which nothing could
Be farther from compliment to it's beauty.
But there was evidently heap Of money
squsnderod on its previous ornamentatiOn.
10 eliminated ornament is probably as high
ly inflated - ever In the brain, but more
Collapsed In the p0cketbOok. Colossal con-
te,t b - expensive Is Jumbo elephant;
but We must have Il, you know.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

The Lady Victoria is hesitating about
calling Mr.. Gladstone. H. b. N. dislikes
G. O. n. cordially. But it is the nations
WIN shaf the Grand Old Man shall be called
and Mrs Guelph is still q subject Of the
nation. and is likely to obey.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

The New Hampshire Gazette, Ports.
mouth, is the oldest paper in America.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

ThEe Is complaint that the silver debate
In congress was precipitated toe previously.
There Is no bill or resolution up to debate
On, and several members have fired of be-
fore they were loaded.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

Dakota boasts .speas Il Yno 49,
iour fest long
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

We wish to refrain from rssping up our
democratic friends Of the senate while they
manifest . disposition to homologate, but
We cannot resist the inspiration to hint that
they appear to US to be in q split stick.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

There is great and unusual lot of Payne
democrats in New York. They seem to
have al seen Simeon X Donavin. who Is
nysoerioasly disposed of in that city. 1t is
given out that Simeon IS there on a debauch.
trying to get away from his friends to come
TO Columbus and give testimony before the
Payne committee of the house. 1t appears.
too. that these friends Of his have been tr, :
ing 10 persuade him to take trip to Eu-
rope. Why should not the house committee
detail junketing party to go to New York
and rescue him ?
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

A complete assortment in this
seasons new patterns Of En-
broideries, in Edgings, FIounc-
ings, Insertions and AIIovers.
All beautiful designs.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

A Full line Of styles in Black
Brocade Silk Velvet usual
price $3.50 a yard, to be sold
by Us at only
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29
Fas0Av GvEnsWs. iA.UAay %. isss.

The senate met full yesterday morning
and Immediately after prayer adjourned
unanimously, ON motion Of democratic
senator. The conference committee of ten
held an all-day session in secret, debating
plans for settlement Their proceedings
were not caught on to by the alert corre-
spondents, and what occurred has only been
guessed at The wild guesses were that the
democrats were making difficulties for de-
hay; but the best opinion seems 70 he that
The committee, which will meet again today,
will reach some working plan Of action.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

Two cases Of Ladies' Muslin
Underwear at prices which
will surprise the thrifty ladies
who '' always hire them
made.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-29

One hundred dozen Of Mems
Socks and Ladies' Hosiery at
less than Cheap Sale pri-
ces.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
He was only q stray waif of a yell
ow dog wishh1o ancestry to boast of,

IVN NVK 9sfI87 IIU fiIIttoIIy 70 DUNsV VI
butass2fe sat upon the wooden seak8iJ.
one of our city parks with q lfttle
child's tiny arm lovingly entwined
about his ugly thick neck and a sweet,
cooling voice saying in his ear, II love
you. little doggie,' he was as proud as
any prize setter in the land '1s that
your dog, little boy?" asked police
hnsii, as he passed the happy couple
mo, he doesn't belong to me, only
I'm acquainted with him. answered
the-saifectionave. .friepd of the little
tramp dog Boston Home Jolxaal.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
PERSONAL AND IMPERSokAL

OF jay Gould's partners, Connor
is said 10 be worth two million and
Morosini three million dollars.
Senators Blair and Frye are said
to be the only members of the Upper
House OF Congress who are teetotalers'
N Y. Post.
PENNSYLVANIA has only four living
ex-Governors; James Pollock. An
drew g. Curtin, John f Hartrantt and
Henry NJ. Hoyt.
"A real live Polish Prince. Poni-
towski by name, is Keeping bachelor s
hall on a farm of thoroughbred horses
near Athens, Ga.
Mrs Deborah Powers, of Troy. N.
Y. is ninety-five years old and at the
head of the banking firm Of d. Powers
q Sons. Troy Times,
Chang, the Chinese giant. recently
lost twenty-five thousand dollars by AN
unfortunate investment IN an Austria
liam gold mine PittSbUrgh Post.
A Chinese laundrymsn in ST. Louis
named Jue Jun was recently received
into the Pilgrim Congregational
Church Five of his countrymen wit
messed the ceremony.
Miss Mary Dickens, grand
daughter Of the great Charles Dickens,
is playing on the provincial stage in
England, and her playing is spoken of
by the press in terms Of praise.
Adirondack Murray says thai
while Yale student he lived four
months on Il t1iiet " ifeA Gast him fifty
six cents a weeS-lndian meal and WA
ter, not enough meal and too much
water.
Sol Abrams, who is reported to DO
one of the richest men in Oregon, used
to lead horse. packed with notions.
which he sold to people between Ore
gon City and Silverton at an early day.
= Chicago Herald
Pope Leo is said to have an income
of one million five hvndred thousand
dollars annually, and * is stated on
the authority of Monsignor Capel that
the Pope's personal expenses are linz
ited to two dollars and fifty cents
day.
Prince Paul Esterhazy, according
to a European journal. with his bound
less estates, Transylvanian forests and
other sources of wealth, would prob
ably 90 beyond the late Mr. Mr. Van
derbilt by a trife of twenty or thirty
million dollars or so.
The ma i've who carried from the
field the body of the Napoleonic Prince
Imperial when he lost his life fighting
in South Africa was presented with a
diamond ring and pensioned by the
Empress Engenie. He came to Massa-
chusetts and was lost sight Of, but the
ring was found last week in Boston
pawn-shop.
leopold Won Ranke, now more
than ninety, presents the anomaly Of
man who has never taken any exercise
and yet is in perfect physical health.
The German historian has almost lived
in his library, working for fifteen hours
a day, and he has laid out more work
which he hopes to complete before his
one hundredth birthday.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
INEXPLlCABLE.
The Question whioi, Puzzles Hebrew

The Question Witch Puzzles a Hebrew
Dealer in Cheap Clothing.
"Now, Shakey, mine sohn," said a
dealer in cheap clothing to his eldest
born, u must righd away by Buffalo
gos and | leaves der sdore and der
beezness in you handts. Dot vos fine
shance for you, mine sohn."
Jake promised to endeavor 10 make
q good use of the chance.
"Und, Shake, my SOM. vile l was
away you mighd do a good sdroke of
beezness- hey? Cold yedder is comm
on, und you must mark up all der goots
in der sdore. Den sdart big bank
rupt sale, und make believe you sells
does goots feefty per cent oonder cost
-heyP Tell dose peoples dot der old
man was runned away to shwindlc his
creditors und does creditors stepped in
und want to gif dose goots away almost
--heyp"
When the old man returned from
Buffalo he was surprised to find the
store locked up, and was yet more sur
prised when he learned that his hope
full son had sold off everything and
cleared out with the entire assets of the
establishment,
''How dot poy efer learnt TO be so
dishonest" sadly observed the old man,
sis more ..as vot L csn'taneNer make
owef " Drdhp'e Trrg'pfeTe' Wqqg9i7p
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
DAIRY.


Mr.. G. w. Hoffman, in New York
Tribune, is confident that with a herd
of thirty COWS it would pay 60 have n
man devote his entire time in winter TO
preparing food, eurrying and looking
out for their welfare in various ways.
Lack Of uniform quality in butter
results from churning atimproper tenn
! peratures, ''saiving' by trying to work
out the butlermilk instead Of washing
it out with weak brine, and churnng
cream so sour that the acids have de-
! stroyed part of the finer butter-oils. -
Rural New Yorker.
The question was asked by tho
| Southern Lire Stock journal what the
relative values were of hay and bran.
The Elmira Farmers Club seem to rate
them about equal when both cost fif-
teen dollars per ton. This Is u good
standard to figure from, and is proba-
bly, correct,
AN ANALYSIS of butter and milk ro-
Gently made in the District of Colum-
bia, disclosed the fact that OF the twen-
ty-iive samples of the former examined.
twenty We're adnlterated. The milk
was found, it is said, to be composed OF
sleeps brains, chalk and water.---
Fdrm, Field aad. stocbnlaR
The United States Datlylnqp says
that it is provision of nature that the
cow looks out for herself before she
does for her stupid owner, and so will
not give rich milk until after she has
recuperated from the effects of semi
starvation. She wants sUlhu meat ca
her bones before she will put much into
the pail. The farmer had better take
the fat out of his granary than keep it
out of the pail.
The american Dairgman does not
think much of Guenon's theory Of
Judging cows, saying, il you want to
get good, profitable animal, you had
better first see that she gives a large
first secured this point, indulge your
fancy for soft hair.sdandruil, quirls and
yellow grease in the skin, lopg horns,
slim tails. smooth hoofs, big belly veins
and all the other fancies that fashion
loves to revel in
Speaking of the rude forms Of but
tcr-making practiced in some countries.
DIR, Davenport states that in Brazil
they ill a hide with milk, and it is
tightly closed and then Justify shaken
by an athletic native at either end, or
il is dragged about upon the ground
after n galloping horse until the butter
comes. In Chilli, the filled hide is
placed upon donkey's back, and he is
trottcd about until the butter comes.
In Morocco, filled goatskin is rolled
about and kneaded by women until the
same effect is produced, -IndiaAd Sea-
tinel.
For the feeding of flaxseed to cows
the National Lipe Stock Journal recon-
mcnds the grinding of one bushel of
flaxseed with fifteen bushels Of oats or
oats and corn. II the llaxseed is boiled,
one pint Of seed boiled will be enough
to mix in the feed fof two cows. We
have often noted the excellent effects
especially during winter, of an occa-
sional feed TO cows Of small quantity
of ground flaxseed. Care must be
taken, however, not to create too great
laxity Of the bowels.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
"a LITTLE NONSENSE

Which is the stronger, an apple or
a pearo An apple; il drew pair out
OF the garden Of Eden. Prairie Farmer.
Dishonest railway managers profit
by watering their stock. But every
honest farmer waters his stock Chi
cago Mail.
Very Sad: cav, Algernon, sckP"
God " How'd y catch 'tp" Lifted
my hat rawthah suddenly & one o the
girls, y know. - Chicago Netcs
Got anything new this beastly
weather?n asked ono citizen of another
"Yes, said the intcTogated with a fresh
frown ON his corrugated visage. "Neu-
ralgia. - Chicago Ledger,
Farmer; That is a voracious pig; l
gave him pailful of slop which he
drank all up, and picked him up and
put him in the bucket, and the blamed
thing didn' fill it half full'- albany
Journal.
The scholarly people give philo-
sophical reason for speaking of steam
boats, fire engines, etc, as she. The
Lowell Citfgcn says the fire engine is
called she because all the men turn and
look Mt it when it passes along the
street.
II didn't see you at church Christ
mas Day a was there, though. l
have a new pew away back under the
gallery. You are unforltnatc.
"Not at all / consider myself very
lucky. ! can't hear the choir at all"
= Philadelphia call.
AT party young lady began
song, "The autumn days have come,
ten thousand leaves are falling She
began too high. "Ten thousand" she
screamed out, then stopped Start
her at five thousand, cried ont an auc-
tioneer present IN Y. Mail.
"A Captain commanding one of the
British ironclads, beng at a grand ball
that had been given to the officers of
the fleef, was accepted by beautiful
partner, who, in the Most delicate man
ner possible, limited to him the propri-
ETY. of putting on pair of gloves.
ooh, was the elegant reply, 'never
mind me, ma am. ] shall wash my
hands when | have done dancing y"
Exchange.
In Malta persons are forbidden to
come to the opera "in short sleeves or
with naked feet" We can understand
why there should be an objection to
short sleeves, but why should bare feet
be excluded Some of these notions
OF etiquette are Tau, ABSURD I9r any
thing. A society young mar don't |
want to stay away from the opera sim |
ply because his only pair of boots are
at the shoemaker's getting half-soled.
--NorYiSto,0a Herald. -
AZ Good 'Exstss.s Said Judge |
Noonan, of San Antonio, to a convicted |
nslefactor: at has been proven that
ydss burglarized house, stole ham.
and ferged another man S name to a
note. s'May be so" "You have also
been sailing under the false names of
Smith, McMullen, Goodrich and Per-
kins while you were committing your
crime. ~ -iWell, Judge, you didn'tex
pect me to allow my own honest namo |
to be mentioned in connection with
such villainies anddragged through the
mire, - lesas,Sy yttngs.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
COST OF BUTTER.
what II Costs to Produce One Pound oi
Good Butter.

Good Butter.
The question is often asked-what
does it cost to keep to make pound
of butterp 1t is very difficult to answer
the query clearly, for so many things
are to be considered. OF course it costs
less per pound with COW that makes
three pounds day than with one that
only makes one pound. TO support
the bodies of three onc-pound COWS
costs, in an average way, three times
MS much as it would to support the body
of three-pound COW, So that tho
butter from the three cows cost three
times as much as that produced from
the one COW. There is this encourage
mcnt always ahead of the intelligent
and progressive dairyman. BY virtue
Of his intelligence in improving his
cows, his management and his methods
of manufacture, he makes butter
cheaper than the ignorant dairyman,
and then by virtue of his intelligence
he sells it for more money, Yet in face
of all these advantages thousands of
farmers prefer the hardest and most
costly way.
Prot Henry, of the Wisconsin Exper-
imental Station, states that when cows
are fed on clover ensilage at $500
ton and meal, butter costs l3c. per lb.
from the 18th of May to the 10th of
June, not counting the value Of the
buttermilk and skim milk, which, at
present prices of pork, is worth zoe.
per 100 pounds. This would bring tho
real cost of butter to 7c. per Id. In
making this statement we wish the pro-
fessor would give MS the number of
pounds per day the COW made whose
butter is figured at the above cost. All
sorts of opinions are held by farmcrsas
to the cost of butter and but very few
know accurately what the real cost is.
HoardS Dairynsaa.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
ANGLo-SAXON GROWTH.
Rapid Increse of the Germanic, and De-
crease of the Latln, Races.

Rapid IDcrese of the Germanic, and De.
crease of the Latin, Races.
The Latin rsces, that is, France, Italy
and Spain, have ceased to be whatever
any one of them may be destined yet
to become again the mighty factors in
the worlds progress which of old they
were, They minister exquisitely to the
comfort, the luxury, the culture and
the picmresqueness of life; but the apt
itude for foreign commerce which they
show is comparatively slight, and in
the coloni2ing business Of humanity
they only play subordinate part.
Moreover, their population, when COM
pared with the population of the An
glo-Saxon and the Teutonic races, is
diminishing. Thus, in a period a little
than 100 wears, from 1888 to 1885, the
aggregate populations of France, Spain
and Italy have only increased from
81 900, 600 to $500, 600 On the other
band, the populations of Germany and
England during this period have each
trebled. Germany in 1888 had popu-
lation of about 10, 900, 900; in 1885 il had
increased to A, 5,000,0 900. Great Britain
in the same way had in 1888 a popula-
ton Of 10000, 600; in 1885 the figure was
SO. 600, 600 Another country largely,
but not exclusively, populated by the
Anglo-Saxon race-America-has in
less than a hundred years increased
nearly thirteen times-that is, from less
than 1900, 900 in 1890 to nearly 60,00o,;
600 in 1850. Finally, it must not be
forgotten that Canada, Australia, South
Africa, as well as other British depend
encies, collectively, contain popula-
glo-Saxohs, and there is every reason
TO believe that the development and in
crease Of this population will be rapid.
-F6rdA56tly Reuie1c
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1886-02-20
COMPENSATION.

The Lord is good unto the dude,
For see how nice no looks;
NE realize tnose splendors now
we've lead about in books.
he gave him that delightful bang,
that co.lar,,sfiff aud high.
. That single-barreled eye-glass, too,
That fits his English eye.
He gave him those expansive cuffs,
He gave that elbow crook
A cross between dogs hlnd-leg
And some old ragman's hook.
He gave those clothes of latest cut
The patont leather shoe,
The heavy cane, the zebra gloves,
The socks of gold and blue
From crown to sole a perfect fit,
A something bound TO please
The lilies of the field are not
Arrayed SC nice MS these.
The Lord is good unto the dude,
He eQuali2es Gatns.
BY giving all these lovely things
To take the place of brains
Merchant 3g1reler