The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-17
GLORY: cLoRym
PANAcA, April 18th, 1886.

DEAR RECORD. Glory. glory hallelu-
iahl I'm SO happy. | have reformed and
my wickedness is thing of the dark
ages. Though promised the dear bish-
op to never write any more letters to the
RECORD, | cannot refrain from writing
this one to let you know how happy
am. Never SO happy before in all my
life. I'm newborn girl, you bet your
boots Yes, last Monday all the wick
edness was washed out Of me. On Mon
day, myself, and the bishop and some
some other good people, went to the
ditch above Panaca, walked into the
water, and | was re-baptized into the
Church Of Latter.day Saints, and that is
why I'm so happy. The good bishop
ducked me under several times, and
was about to cease, when his assistant,
seeing this, said, 'Don't let up yet,
bishop, the old gal is chock full of wick
edness, and it isn't half out Of her. Keep
dousing her till she squacks." They
kept dousing me. and l never would
have squacked, but for fear Of strangling.
After squacking the bishop was going to
quit, but his assistant said, ''give her
Just one more for good luck" and under
/ was popped again. The next day the
little fishes were seen floating in the ditch,
with their little white bellies uppermost,
and the evil.minded women said it was
because Of my being dipped in the wa
ter. This is vile SANDER. / told the
bishop to be sure and wash his feet be-
fore going in the water, or the fish
, would be killed. He did not do SO. This
, is the truth Of it. The people Of the
\ village have always said that could not
, keep my mouth shut. and as a refution
: to this assertion, will say that if had
: not Of kept my mouth shut while being
) re.baptized, | would also be floating Oh
, the water in the same manner as The
little fishes. Now as am again in good
! standing in the church, | hope the girls
, will no longer call me witch and won
der how / learn their secrets.
There is some wrangling over the biz
: ditch recently dug. The bishop SHOULD
put stop to this. Let those who re
. refuse to obey his celestial orders b,
taken to the ditch, made kneel and lool
. over into it, then cut their throats ant
9 let them drop in. Nothing is SO health,
. for these young bucks who kicks in tn,
traces as a dose Of blood.atonement.
Sister Keele, who is quite aged, had
a severe attack Of the gripes last week, an,
our healing deacons rushed to the rescue
!, The more the deacons rubbed the sister
a stomach, the tighter the gripes 'peared t
take hold of her at that point. This wa
, not owing to the healing deacons havin
not any power to cure. Not bit of il
/. The fact is, sister Keele does not posses
the amount Of faith she should, and til
Lord availeth himself Of these means Q
furnishing her for her sinfulness / oh
served that these healing deacons, Will
: palming an aged dame, do not enter int
their labor with the pleasure and viz
that they exhibit while engaged i
rubbing down the limbs Of a maiden.
l have Of late been receiving bag G
, letters ever mail from sef.estimated grea
: men and those who are willing to sacri
+. fee themselves for the people and becom
' their servents in office Some Of ther
are so extremely generous they offer u
Mormons every position on the count
= ticket except the one they want, and
:, we accepted all the propositions tendere
us, the result would be, that the ungodl
would receive the nomination for ever
i official position, and us Mormons woul
. be given the remainder We have nc
= forgotten the dirty tricks and false prom
u ises played and made US at the last ele,
! ton, and as some of those parties, VIII
; have fed from the public crib for year
. will be up for office this fall, they ca
. expect no favors from "this' people.
~ There will probably be number
f" families move over into this county du
y ing the summer.
III Mr.. Editor, bear in mind, that "Whi
= the light holds out to burn, the vile
y sinner may return"
70 Your girl. no longer, but henceforth
THE LORDS DAISY.
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