The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-03-17

Cause they We nothing to do with the case.'
-Yonkers Statesman.
HE who hesitates is bossed.-California
Maverick.
THIS is by no means forward March,"
Commercial Bulletin.
SENATOR JONES has urgent business in De-
troit, to-wit, to woo.-Lowell Courier.
A MAN can fall in love on Sc salary, but
can't keep house on it-New Haven News.
FENCING may be manly art, but not one
farmers son in dozen takes to it kindly
ST. Adams Messenger
"BoYcoTr the dog" bowls Newark paper.
Yes, but that's the gaul of it, stranger. The
dog caught the boy.-Burdette.
SOME one says a beau on girls arm is
worth two on her hat. That depends on how
tight it is tied.-On City Blizzard.
A YOUNG girl who has had both Affections
says that broken pocketbook is worse than
a broken heart.-Philadelph Herald.
IT was Congress street four-year.old who,
when asked what God did, replied: ooh, He's
up in Heaven, and when folks die and go
there He puts wings on 'em and lets 'em fly
around."-St Adams Messenger.
THE Portland Democrats wanted the earth,
and they have got something like it-a can
didate flattened at the polls.-Portland( Me.)
Advertiser.
IT is said that Glove is blind" and perhaps
this may account for the fact that two lovers
never care for any light in the front parlor.
New Haven News.
a COMMISSIONING dude is as much like
a man as an opera boufe is like an opera.
He is merely thin and amusing burlesque.
Fall River Advance.
THE prophet who said this was going to be
an open winter was right. 1t has been an
open winter-so open that all the cold got
in.-New Haven News.
'1F de wedder grows much worse and de
work harder all de time" said an Alabama
colored man, ''dis niger will have a call to
preach. Lynn Item.
GROCER: "Half pound of tea? Which
will you have, black or green?' Servant:
''Shure, ayther will do. It's for an ould
woman that's nearly blond"
In every life there comes time when hope
is crushed, but the man with a healthy liver
and a shirt that doesn't pinch in the neck
seldom gets discouraged Ledger.
LIVES of sweethearts all remind us,
From retrospective view,
That the beaux who come behind us
Will get stuck for oysters stew.
-Pittsburg Commercial Gazette.
An old woman in North Carolina tainted
a few days ago at her first sight of loco
motive. Well, there is something "tender"
about locomotive, sure enough.-Yonkers
Statesman.
THE Washington correspondents were cur
iously negligent last week. The purchase
of a door-mat for Secretary Whitney's
house was entirely Washing
ton Hatchet.
THE fellow who swallowed a trade dollar
the other day is probably the only man in
the country who is heartily and sincerely
glad that the Government didn't put in the
other fifteen cents.
IT was the frequent saying of an old
hunter in the North Woods: 'If all men
knew as much as some dogs, fools would be
skusser N they are now" He was a wise
old hunter, too.-New Haven Palladium.
Three little dudes all on a spree,
Three little canes and three little hats,
Three little straws with sangaree-
Gay little dudes are we.
Three little dudes all on a bat,
Three little Sims piled in a hack
Theee little heads without a hat
Tired little Sims we.
Three little dudes and three little beds,
Three big doctors, three sweled head,
Three little NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ea
"Dead little dudes are we."
ST. Paul Globe.
THESE mean little S. lawyers! They do
some mean thing, and then say: 81 did that
as a lawyer, not as a man." When they
drop down in hell, L suppose they'll go
about saying: 'Tm here as a lawyer
Sam Jones.
LOVE is said to be the motive power of the
world, and yet fifty.six women out Of every
ninety-two will stick to it that well-sea-
soned broom-handle is more reliable than
moral suasion for immediate results.-Chi-
cago Ledger.
CARE you aProhibitionist?" asked Colonel
De Stone, posing his pocket flask in the air
as he regarded bis chance acquaintance sus-
piciously. 81 am" "Then you will excuse
me if drink before passing you the flask"
Macon Telegraph.
A ST.. LOUIS dealer advertises: 81 am SELL
ing fine corkscrews in mems pants at s."
1t seems as appropriate in st. Louis to give
corkscrew to every man who buys pair
of trousers as to give a boy drum with a
suit of clothes.-Pittsburg Chronicle-T .e-
graph.
We have secured the following unusual
indeed, most extraordinary, clubbing ar
rangements with the Cottage Hearth, one of
the very best of home and freside monthly
magazines; We will send the Weekly Sem
tinel and Cottage Hearth both one year for