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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1886-01-14
ATTORNEY .tTLtIT.

- JC MOORE
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

THE MARKETS.
CHICAGO. Scpt. 10.

CHICAGO Sept. 10.
On the board of trade to-day the following
prices in grain and provisions were made.
Wheat-No. 2 September, opened 1634c nom
inal, closed iGl9c; October, opened 7S14c closed
G;sc; November, opened Soc, closed 7ssGc
Corn-No. 2 September. opened i0c. closed
$3.50, October, opened 4ilsc, closed 4l4-9sc;
November, opened 42asc. closed 421bc. Oata
No. September, opened 251se, closed 25l4c
October opened 265se, closed .61Sc; May
opened 3A4c, closed Big Pork -tSeptember
opened Sl0.50 nominal, closed SlO571t; DC.
tober opened Sl050, closed Sl062Is; Novem.
Der, opened Sl030 closed sIo.45. Lard-Sep.
tember, opened and closed S722~
Live stock-The Union stock yards reports
the following range of prices: Hogs Market
opened active and finn, with all parties buy
ing and prices Jdl0r higher: light grades,
S3s5@4.a, rough packing, S4l0itiGj; heavy
packing and shipping lots. S47oa5iJ. Cattle
Active and stronger; cgoi 70 prime bceves
S4i0d5.;S'; common to fair. $3.50 100. TcXln,
S2Hd3l0 Sheep Common, S2.hf.n1 -; good,
S}"sGi.@, lambs, St.2Ise4.15.
Produce. Buttes Choice 10 faury cream
cry, 23824c per To- gond dairy is III: packin.,.
7@1isc Eggs Strictly fresh. lie per doz
Poultry Spring chickens, sdSIsr per ID;
old hens, 7r7l@c; spring ducks, 81; prairie
chickens. s3UEu3 50 per doz. New pn.atoes
SlG56l. 81 per bbl. Apples -Grceu 1jc5g SlUl
pei Dbl
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

NEW York, Sept. IA Tombstone spe-
cial to The Herald says that when the war
department allowed Chief Chatto to return
t" San Carlos rpse ervation from Washington,
without notifying Gen. Miles of the fact the
general, having heard of it, wired vigorous
protest and requested the detention Of Chatto
and his murderous hand in Kansas. Secre-
tary Endicott replied that he would require
good reasons for complying Gen Miles
thereupon telegraphed i'll very vigorous terms
that his request was in the name Of the ter
ritory whose prospects had been blasted by
the cruelties of these Indians; in the names
of the widows and the fatherless, whose lives
had been darkened by themurders committed
by these fiends: in the name of the thou
sands whose Aes had been sacrificed by the
reservation system, and in the name of civil
zution, which can never advance while the
Indians are all owed TO terrorize that coun
tFV
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
POISONED BY CHICKEN SALAD,
Wedding Party Made Very Sick-A Cop.
per Kettle the Cause.

DECATUR, Ills, Sept u.-About fifty peo-
pie were mysteriously poisoned at country
wedding about five miles west of here
Wednesday night and Thursday all the avail
able physicians were hard at work attending
the afflicted persons, who were ntching ami
vomiting violently Thomas. W. Jacobs and
Mis- RScs Glasgow were married at the
house of the brides father. Supper was
served at 9 o'clock, and included chicken
salad and boiled chicken, and all ate heartily.
An hour later the bride and groom We're
taken sick, manifesting symptoms of having
been poisoned. Part of the company had
left, but those remaining were also taken sick
Great fright ensued The mother of the groom
and Others were brought to Decatur, and the
parties were so much exhausted that they had
10 he carried into houses before reaching the
physicians house. II has been learned that
the chickens Were cooked and Silted in big
copper kettle 1t is supposed the salt caused
the metal TO eorrode and mix with the
chickens The people are all quite sick yet,
ut the doctors do not apprehend the fatal
termination of any of the cases
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
Connecticut Republican Platform

HARTFORD, Conn, Sept. ll--At the Re
publican state convention Thursday Phineas
c. Lowther was nominated for governor ON
the first ballot After a recess Thomas Clark
was nominated for comptroller
The platform adopted favorS protective
tariff, and condemns the Democratic party
for its efforts to overthrow the protective
system 1t opposes the importation of cheap
labor, convict labor, the granting of any
more lands to railroads, and the selling of
lands to syndicates and aliens; favors the es-
tahlishment Of a national department of in
dustries; denounces the administration for
vetoes of pension bills, and protests against
the removal of worthy and disabled Union
soldiers from office to make room for parti-
san Confederates; reioices at the progress of
liberal ideas in Great Britain: favors the
maintenance of gold and silver and the appli-
cation of the treasury surplus to the reduc-
ton of the national debt; con1e INNS tht. Dem.
ocrats for refusing Dakota admission to the
union, and commends the administration of
the state government
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

TAUSroN, Mass, Sept ia singular cas-.
Is Pu22llng the doctors here Miss Minnie
Clark was taken suddenly i'll on Tuesday
nighe and died Wednesday night The symp
toms were somewhat puzzlinS, and after her
death DR.. Jones, of the state board of health.
was called in. He is in doubt, but says if
there was a single case of Asiatic cholera
anywhere about he should call this a genuine
case. In the meantime he will see that every
precautionary measure is taken in case it
should be cholera. Medical Examiner Pres
ley was seen, but refused to SAY anything
about the matter
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Sept lI.-Mayor Ca
leh S, Denny, of this city, once lived not ter
miles from the spot where Abraham Lincoln
settled upon his removal from Kentucky Mr.
Denny has recently been to his old home ant
there heard that the grave of the mother o
Lincoln was unmarked He learned that {
society had once been formed for the purposs
OF raising funds to build monument over
the grave. The Studebakers, Of South Bend
Wednesday wrote the mayor that in 1879 the,
caused TO be erected over Mrs Lincoln's rest
ing place small monument, and they ex-
pressed interest in the proposition to build a
permanent and suitable monument. 1t is said
to have been cherished hope of President
Lincoln TO mark suitably the spot where his
mother was buried, but he was ass;lssinated
before he could carry out this purpose
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

ST. LOUIS, Sept. ll.-PoIitical excitement,
which has been running high in this city
lately, has received fresh impetus by the
announcement that a complete combination
has been effected between the Knights of
Labor, the Trades Assembly, the Central
Labor union, the Federation of Building
Trades and various other bodies of organized
labor, with the purpose of placing complete
city, legislative and congressional ticket in
the field for the coming fall election. The
combined strength of the vote is variously
estimated at 10000 to 5000 and has caused
no small comment in political circles.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
Annual Military Manmuyres.

LONDON, Sept. 1.-THE annual military
manGuvres in Alsace promises greater bril-
liancy this year than ever before. Beside.
the Emperor William and the royal families
of Baden and Saxony, Prince Leopold, regent
of Bavaria, will attend and grand fetes are in
preparati on for the delectation of the royal
visitors. The best military bands in the Ger
man army have been selected to furnish
music for the occasion and all will partici-
pate In the execution of concerted pieces ex.
cept the Bavarian bands, whose instruments
have different diapason from that of the
,,t b.rs
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Sept 1.-THE boiIel
of the passenger engine ready to start Thur;
day night for Cincinnati with the junction
train exploded with terrific force, shakin.
houses for several squares around The en-
glnetr had gone into the baggage-car, but
the fireman was seriously cut and injured
The boiler went in every direction, one piece
going through the roof of residence 10l
yards away. The cab was torn to splinters
a driving wheel broken in two, and the CON
necting rod snapped like a reed.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
Suicihea.

INDIANAPOLIS, Sept IL. The wife Of
William jackson was declared insane Thurs.
day and her husband committed suicide by
taking morphine. She was 81 years old and
he 83. Mrs Emeline Snedil1er hanged herself
Thursday at the state insane hospital. She
had been an inmate five years, being sent
Lom New Point. Decatur county.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

ST. LOUIS, Mo, Sept IA New Laredo,
NJ. T., special says: A courier has arrived
from the front with a report that Ell Coyotes
gang is surrounded by the three detachments
of Cols. Salegria and Tcran, and Capt
iarcia Perez One regiment of artillery ais
two regiments of infantry from the City OF
Mexico and two regiments of cavalry from
San Luis Potosi are expected to arrive in
Saltillo within a few ays for service on the
froptiar
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
Mr.. BeECHERS ACCOUNTS.


ior an ESpianati0n.
WASHINGTON CITY, Sept 1l.-Consider-
atle difficulty has been experienced by the
aniiting officers of the treasury in settling
the accounts of ex-Collector Henry F. Beecher,
son OF the Brooklyn divine When he gave
up his office there was transaction involving
$40, 800 growing out of the seizure of a guam
tity Of opium at Port Townsend. W. T 1t
was his duty to deposit the amount to the
credit Of the treasury department, but when
his vouchers came along there was but s35,-
O00 thus deposited, leaving an apparent def
cheney of $500. Letters and te4egrams were
sent to all places where it was thought
Beecher could he found, but up to date not a
word has been received in reply Incidentally
it was asoertained that the deputy left in
charge of the office had expended the amount
in question for collecting revenue, which, as
he is not bonded officer, he had no right to
do. Meanwhile the vouchers are held up
for an explanation from Reecher
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

CHICAGO Sept. 11.-Mr A. NJ Jones was
Thursday elected by the Illinois Republican
State Central committee TO his old position as
chairman by a majority of II. When it
came to the secretaryship Mr. Shepard was
elected on the first ballot, the voting stand
ing "A for Shepard and for P. Bird Price OF
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
MIR. norr Nominated for Congress

DETROIT, Mich, Sept 1.-THE Republican
convention for the Eighth Michigan district
met at 81. Louis Thursday and nominatei
Roswell G. Hor for congress by acclamation
Mr. Horr has served two terms in congress.
He was defeated at the late election by Tim
ethy Tasney, the Democratic candidate
against whom he will run at the present cleo
tlpD
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

WASHINGTON Cry, sept 1.-THE follow
ing fourth class postinasters have been ap-
pointed: iilinois-O. c. Shrefller, Deselm
L. L. Carter, Georgetown; r. Mccartney,
lerha Ohio--J. c. Alexander, 0akhill; o.
&. Sip Zimmerman.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Sept. I1-Returns to
the state statlstlcian indicate that the yieId
of corn in Indiana this year will he about
l.1,oeo,o00 bushels. which VIII be I0.H0ue
more bushels than We're produced in 1885,
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11
Ogerman Island Picnic Grounds

Churches and societies desiring special
rates or transportation, should apply
early to Eli j. Frankland, P. o. drawer
Z, Rock Island, ILL.,, or call ut the island.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

The finest mail and paper box ever in
vented is for sale at the ARGUS Office at
the low price of 81 each. The same box
Is sold everywhere at 81 so. Call and ex.
smiue them,
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

BkockfoN, Mass, Sept il.-At L. M.
Reynolds factory the demand of the Hand
Se"ei Vorkniens union, for a readjustment
of prices aud against the employment of
"scabs granted
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-09-11

NEw YnRK. Sept 10.
Wheat No. -. state. al{.1ca2,.. NJ. |
white dc, SO -. rcd winter October.
tet4c; d" NUrlu''p,. 50 Corn NJ. mixed
cash, .0',u; io October. 5lltc; do November
l2}sc- uats-Nu- "iite statc ;,>a.la,.: NJ
do. 35c. Eye-pull BARLEY Nominal Pork
Dull. new mess, Sll15 lIJt Lartl-uctohrr.
$500: November, ST.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

and cursed the Roscommon claim over the
liquor. The calm, mechanical Indifference
with which Roscommon had served his Gus
toners was gone, The towel was no longer
used after its perfunctory fashion; the
counter remained unwiped; the disks of
countless glasses marked its surface and in
dictated other preoccupation on the part of
the proprietor, The keen gray eyes of the
claimant Of the Red Rock Rancho" were al
ways on the lookout for friend or enemy.
Garcia comes next That gentleman's
Unborn talent for historic Misrepresentation
eliminated unpleasantly through de.
fective memory; year or two after he
hadsworn in his application for the Rancho
being engaged in another case, some trifling
Inconsistency was discovered in his state.
ments, which had the effect of throwing the
weight of evidence to the party who had paid
HIM most, but was instantly detected by thu
weaker party Garcia's pre-eminence as q
witness, an expert and general historian be-
gan to decline, He was obliged to be cor.
roborated, and this required a liberal outlay
Of his fee. With the loss of his credibility ms
witness bad habits supervened. He was
frequently drunk, he lost his position, he lost
his house. and Carmen, removed to San Fran
cisco, supported him with her brush
And this brings lis once more to that pretty
painter and innocent forger whose Nnccn-
scious act bore such balcful fruit on the bar
rem hillsidcs of the Red Rock Racho," aud
also to a later blossom of her life, that opened,
however in kindlier sunshine
To b. COhtlnaedl
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

Business over, Bicgs turned to look at his
partner. "Youvc aged some since saw YOU
last" he said starvation luck, s'posc. I'D
know your eyes, old fellow, if | saw hem
among ten thousand, but your lips are
parchetl, and your mouths grimncr than it
used to be-" Thatcher smiled to show that lie
could still DO 50, but did not say, as he might
have said that sclf.control, suppressed resent
ment, disappointment and occasional hunger
had done something in the way of correcting
natures obvious mistakes and shutting up II
kindly mouth. He only took Off his thread
bare coat, rolled up his sleeves, and saying
"We've got lots of work and some fighting be-
fore us, =" pitched into the affairs of the Blue
Mass company on the instant
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
County Corut.
.IunGE GILENlkr.

This court this week has been attending tc
orders and motions in several cases. There
icing no jury no cases We're disposed Of.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
John & Bernhard. Alma c Sudhaif.
Chas + Foori, Ida Strawn.
Thos b Lltten, Mrs A Foot.
Peter X Cord, Helena Nous.
Geo Simmons nate Frouth.
Samuel VI Booth, Sophia A Cox.
JOheph \ Gay, Belle Strawn,
Harvey Knows, Marion Lenuie.
Nels Osgood, Alta Henlrickson.
Rob Keiter, Annie klein.
Chas Scala, Julia Marenda.
Felix Patick, Mrs. Teckla Chelenka.
Chas Dressler, Margt Doak.
David II Tullis, Mary A Moore
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
Waking SkeetDu.

Mr.. f. Springer, of Mechancsburg, Pa,
writes: Il was afflicted with lung fever, and
abscess on lungs, and reduced to "A 'cniking
skelet0n Got free trial bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, which did
me 30 much good thatl bought dollar bottle
After using three bottles, found myself once
more 4 man, completely restored 70 health
with hearty appetite, and II gain in flesh of
IS lbs" Call at ID. LorriuX's drug store
and get free trial bottle of this certain cure
Cor all lung diseases. Large bottles s 90.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
APostmaster's Statement.

About three years ago there came upon me
feeling of general debility, accompanied
with loss of appetite and energy. Eventual
ly rheumatism attacked me III my shoulders
and arms, which so disabled me that ! could
not dress myself Finally had to give up
my school was then engaged in teaching.
The physicians tried various prescriptions,
but failed to bring me relief. In fact, some
of them seemed to be at a loss to make di-
agnasis of my case The disease finally set
tied in my right hip and leg, and produced
Jumps under the skin and swelling of the
limb, especially at the ankle, that | could
not rest at night or walk except with
crutch. Previously had been man of fine
physique and strong constitution. Various
remedies were tried but no permanent relief
followed, and they were abandoned. Seeing
certificate of case similar TO mine that
had been cured by Switt's Specific, | con.
cluded to try it. | commenced TO improve
on the first bottle Have taken twelve bottles
of the large and small, and am glad to say
that | have been entirely relieved. and have
had no symptom of the disease for more
than twelve months recommend Swift 5
Specific to all my friends.
Il. l.. LEWIS, Postmaster.
Central. s. c., June ~, 1886.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Disease mail
ed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer s, At
lanta, Ga.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
ITO b. COhtlauedl

The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter,
chapped hands, chilbains, corns, and all skin
eruptions, aud positively cures piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfactun. or money refunded. Price % cents
per box For sale hv ID. LorriauX.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

Mr. A. Fueger 606 Walnut street, st.
Louis, Mo, suffered for two years with lum-
bago, and was confined to his bed for several
months He was entirely cured by the use
of St Jacobs Oil, which he says is also the
best cure for sprains and all other pains.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
CHAPTER VIII.
II COUNSEL FOR 1T.

ia ~ W lille l.'0-
common had wait
ell. Then, in Gar
cia's name, and
backed by him, he
laid his case before
the land commits
sioner, filing the ap.
plicat;on w it h
forced in d orse
nrntSl to Governor
Mich ltorcna, and
alleging that the
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
CHAPTER VII.
WHO PLEAD FOR 1T.

HERE can he little
doubt the rOruncr's
jury Of Fresno
would have IT.
turned a verdict Of
death from alco-
holisin," as tie re
suit Of their inquest
into the cause Of
Conclo'a death, had
not DR.. Guild
fought nobly in
support Of tho law
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

Two years handling of Tongaline convin-
ces me that it is the best remedy for rheu.
matism a1d nervous headache have ever
sold. The demand is steadily increasing.
J. II LONG, druggist, La Belle, Mo.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

She came down the stairway, and Mr.
Briggs thought he had better ASST,
He took her white hand
Very gallantly, and
On the spur of the moment he kr.
With fire. flashing eyes came her ans
81 think you're a mean, horrid mons,
And then slapped his face,
Till il weakened his base,
And raised on the spot big Dir.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

Landlady The coffee, l am sorry to say,
is exhausted, Mr.. Smith"
Boarder Smirh-"Ah yes, poor thing,
was expecting that; I've noticed that for
some time it hasn't been very strong"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
Thousands Say SO.

DR.. T. w. Atkins, Girard, Kan, writes: =
never hesitate TO recommend your Electric
Bittcrs to my customers, they give eulir- sat
isfaction and are good SELLERS" Electric Bit.
tiers are the purest and best medicine known
and vii. positively cure kidney and liver com
plants. Purify the blood AMI regulate the
bowels. No family can afford to be Without
them. They will save hundreds of dollars in
doctors bills every year. Sold at fifty cents
a bottle by d. Lorriaux.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

and his own convictions. y majority Of the
piry objected to there L-ins any inqu st mt
ALA sincere juryman thoUGi j; h:rd that
whenever GrcaSer psc.cd cat il 4 siicasiu'
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

MOTTO E.--EsrATF OF ANNA HADLEY, Die
~ Notice Is hereby given thar the undersigned. Ad-
minstrtnr Of The Estate If Anna HAdley, late
Of the county of La Sale and state of Illinois, dc.
ceased will appear before the Probate Court OF said
county the thrd Monday (hcins the l5th day OF
November Ss6 al the Probate Court Room. IN ottawa,
in said county when and where all persons having
aims demands against said estate are notified 10 al
tend and present the same III wiring Tor ADJUSTMENT
Dated this LIST day Of October. 4: y. 1856:
BENJAMIN W. HApLEY,
oct2-Sy Administrator
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

A San Antonio insurance man was sum
moned as juryman in Judge Noonan' is
court. Judge Noonan refused TO excuse the
Juror, who said:
IL assure your Honor
mo you won't. No. sir. don't w,nt TO
be insured in your company. Take your
place in the jury box
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

First musician lin street car)-"ies, lun-
derstand Jones has finished his new opera.
Have you seen the score yer
Second muscan-"No, haven't
Fellow rassenger-"Exc me. gentle
men, but it was 3 to , in favor Of the New
YOrks"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
TIE STORY OF A MINE.
By BRET IIARTE.

Copyrighted, 1886, by Houghton, Milf
lin.& Co, and published 10y arrangement
with them
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16

DEER PAGk.
Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 100 p NJ. 1890 NJ.
Ofic. open AZ 200 \. VI. Closes at 90 r. NJ
once open Sundays from /! a. O'clock
WM. OSMAN, p. NJ
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-10-16
Nalegal

~ OTlCI.,-rsTATE OF MARY f.. ROWE De
" tEAsED.-NOtiCe is hereby gwen that the under.
signed, Executor of the last will aud testament of
Mary T. Rive late Of the county of La sale and state
of Illinois, decreased, VIII appear before thg Probate
Court OF said county. the thtrd VI nday tDeing the
IAN day)ui November $50 AT the Probate Court Room,
in ottawa, in said county. when and whore all persons
having claims demands against said estate are mott
tined 10 attend and present the in writing for ad
iusunehr. 100
Dated this 18th day of September, \; D: 1856,
THOMAS ROWE
Octg-3y Executor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-13
He PLAYS q Tune,

'.If / were running dime museum"
said passenger in a smoking car, 81
know right where could go and get
curiosity that would knock the spots of
all the fat women, big-feet girls, dog
faced men and such freaks as ever ex-
hibit themselves on shelf Where?
Why, over in Michigan. In the swamp
country, back of Snow Prairie. in Beth
el township, Branch County, there is a
man who's got dose of the ague which
would be worth his fortune on the mus
cum platform. For two years now he
has had violent shake every after
noon, and it's broke him up SO that
whenever he gets one of his quakes it
makes his teeth rattle and play Bother
the Flowers that Bloom in the Spring
Just as natural as a pair of bones in a
minstrel show. There's a fortune for
somebody in that fellow. ."-Chicdgo
| Herald.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-13
Preparing for His Harvest.

A certain undertaken, not over one
thousand furlongs from London, with
one eye On the green apple crop and the
other on business, has issued circular
reading: "Owing to a probable steady
demand on and after July l l will
make twenty-five per cent. discount to
cash trade, and throw in black plumes
with white tips to decorate the hearse.
'-London {Ont. Free Press.