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MISCELLANEOTS

A Ii KINDS of sewing machines neatly re-
n paired at your own house; satisfaction
guaranteed or no pay. Leave orders at 1872 East
Fifth ST., corner Locust st. q. T. Lunnegrof 17O71
TOHN BAKER, expert accountant, 154 East
~ Third ST., books opened, posted or examined;
partnership or insolvent estates settled up. III
D AFFLE-A six-octave piano. with wagon and
IL pony and harness, almost new, at Grote's
Tivoli Saturday July 81. at p. m; tickets S100;
property can be seen at Kings livery stable, cor
ner Fourth and Cedar SITS. I6s-I74
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NTEAT MARKET FOR RENT-With fix
Itl lures and ice house; moderate rent; good
trade attached. George F. Woolsey, $40 Burr st.
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SITUATIONS oErEprD

SITUATIONS OFFERED.
RARBER-A good one wanted at once, 927
y Central av., L. D.
SAhBER wanted Immediately at IVY wash.
SIX GOOD SALESMEN for city; big ipdnoe-
~ ments to right men. Call from to 12 a m.
room 5, No. 43 Washington av south, Mime.
SITUATIONS WANTED.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS and thorouahIV posted
- Please call at No. 310,Twenty-frst av south
OFFICE WORK. young man who is a good
~ arlthmetician and understands double entry
bookkeeping wants to work in office or store: no
objection to go to some other city. JK, Globe
w HOLEsALE WORK-stout young man.
w Is years old and willing to work would
i nke situation in some wholesale or retail estab-
lshment. NJ. 60, Globe.
nRGANlST-By lady graduate In music on
~ piano or reed or pipe organ j. F. Kline. sos
Nineteenth av. south. WV
STENoGRAPHER and typewriter, lady; has
- mad experience in Office. NJ. u.s. care Globe. l
WORK by boy Is years old; no objection to
w leave the city. Call at 427 Ninth ay. south,
Minneapolis. =
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= POOL and one billiard table; also ice box
~ show case, etc. Manhattan Loan Office. III IA
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rassENaEEs FROM rHE sasr

PRoaoSToEY (Utah), March l0th.-The follow
ing overland passengers passed here to-day, to
adams, Denver; V. Abeldgard, Kansas City; J.
w. Allison, Pittsburg; W. Appegate, Kansas
City: P. Boyion, New York; 2. c. Blum. st.
Paul: +. Berger Shelby, Neb.: A. Butler Lin
noske, Nebraska; Herman Bonakee and wife,
New York; J.. Benditta anc wife. Italy: w. s.
Grand Island: E. Chaplin. Michigan; b. B.
Chesley, st. Joe, Mo-; Miss Rosa Christian, Phil
adelphia; Mrs. ;. d. Grow, Ne braska c. Durkee
Georgetown, Col; Pat; oevine, Grand Island;
italy: Mrs W. II. Dodge, Miss Rertha Dodge
salt Lake: Miss Jennie Dickson Iowa: Edward
Donley and family, Mrs. Fannie EDWARDS. A. H.
Edwards and wife, Kansas; i. Eieer. Italy; T.
W Fluek. Kansas; Mrs r.. Gardner, Norfolk
Cal; J. b. Gray, Kansas: Geo. f. Clifford New
fork; Aln- Harris, Ames, wa X. Hawkins,
Chilleectha, 30; Ms. 4. c. HoggaTt and family,
Denver; NIn Horn, England; j. G. Hnmmel
Denver; 7. Jarranpz, Italy; Nm. Jackson. Kan
sas: c kempthorn, Ballot: II. 4. kaiil, Kansas;
c. krumbach, shelby, Seb-: Mrs. J. Licizzuer
Se1 Francisco; Miss Louisa rlretta. L. Iourtia
Italy: Fred. I1os, st. Joseph. Mo-; II. Lssnbert
pevenport; ]. l.. I.ongley. SACRAMENTO; b. c.
Ias aud wife, Omaha; Mrs, Maber, SACRAMENTO:
Mrs. James Morgan Iowa; McCiennan, McCri-
mon, Canada; Louis Mahancr New York; Jas.
Murphy, North Bend; Mrs. i. c. Murdock.
Master A. Murdock. Georgetown Colo: Mrs. W
J Mount. Omaha; G. II. Morgau, Rochester. n
Y; Mrs. NJ. McGinnis, Detroit: Miss Sesbitt.
Cheyenne; Miss Marers, Italy; c. r. holland,
Denver; r. Olsen. Omaha: Henry Poppcnhouse,
New York; w. A. Rathburn, Kansas; Mrs NJ
Rargan Europe; A. Ratanea, Italy: Mrs Geo
Sehattrai, Frank soakrp, Denver; L. II. scholtz.
Florence, KY; j. III. Street. ansas; Henry
Summerland, G: Z. stodderd, Christen, soren-
son, Denver; W. Stcinway, y. Y; D. suttory,
Mich; II. suhmeher, Fla.:G NJ senterday, Ks;
G. Teppings, New York Miss M. J. Truland,
Omaha Hattie Timmins, Philadelphia: Z. l..
Ursenbach. st. Joseph, Mo-: J. Valance Scot
land H. 7. wills, James Williams, New York.
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THAT $4,000 SHORTAGE.
Why the Sub-Treasury Defalcation was
not Sooner Exposed.

fSor, Eronoicon Doct NTnrnl 1OtI,
Tho n,, i,','.;, ios.' MarGn lV1n.I
Rronts, reasn,, e. fo9r;, ~ uier ne,
defsina,ior IN h;s offiaa h 70 gapose III. I the
ont l;,,ln cia,,or go az iS9t i;c iesi . eu
coSh;or ~, NJ IN, Proni' ,lie i.ie Vi 'ne
ron 70 tba ,,rae,, Sal;a;to,;oa :"
frend tands 70 t- ~ ,,s rest
,rbole afIa;r s,,d ,,o;,,t n,,t on tne
20 ba - H., ~, ss,e "a lli
df tbo Troosi,r,, - ',,o sent
iare 70 ,ei-o t1r,,D,, w NV on Lis way
tJo atfa;rs 81 ,i'o e. NJ =. Vi
t;, rt,a,,;ad rr'c,,;iI ~ oe
Santo Posa RI Ga ,'os,'ioh ID 'ie
0s1''.. beCoa DaiiN' dt todAli lsOsd. WHERE ne
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CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

Clay Greene's new play, Forgiven, has
made decided hit in New York.
The Western Union Telegraph Directors
have declared dividend of II per cent. on
scrip.
In the House of Commons the motion to
disestablish the Church of Wales was de-
feated.
Congressman Markham has secured im-
proved mail facilities for Los Angeles and
San Diego.
at Camden, \. j., after two unsuccessful
attempt to clone.
Commodore Voorhis, OF Nyack, N. Y,
has been sued for 100000 for breach oi
promise by Mrs. Gurnee.
An explosion on the tug John Markel
yesterday in Boston harbor destroyed the
vessel and killed five men.
The Chinese in Atlanta, Ca, who have
secured control of the vegetable business
will be driven out of the city.
John Devlin, of Brooklyn, was shot by
his brother, and claims that the SHOOTING
was conspiracy to remove him.
The committee appointed to investigate
the Broadway Railroad franchise have re-
ported that it was procured by fraud.
The bill to pay California 5 per cent. on
the sale OF her public lands and that to
irrigate the Colorado desert have been
fayorably reported.
Henley's resolution to have a committee
appointed to investigate the relations of the
Pacific railroads to the Government is ex.
citing much interest.
a squad of soldiers boarded train on
the Mexican Central Railroad and forced
an American to give them $500 unde.
penalty of being sent to jail
Splnners i'll the knitting mills at Cohoes
n. Y, were ordered on. yesterday morning
by the Knights of Labor, causing a genera
shut down. The spinners claim that il
the recent adjustment of wages they wer,
not given fair consideration. 1t lcoki
like long lockout. About 5, ,040 operator.
are interested.
The Senate Committee on Expenditure
of Public Moneys has begun the investiga
ton of the charge brought by Commits
sioner BLACK in his report that the oific
under his predecessors was avowedly
political machine, and of the manner il
which the Pension Office had been con
Quoted and administered by the presen
Commissioners,
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remote.
The Possibilities of the West.
PHILADELPHiA. March 1Oth.-A Pitts
burg special says: II have been as
far West as the land in this country ex-
tends" said Senator Cooper on his arrival
last night from St. Louis " No man has
any idea of the extent and possibilities of
this Union till he has given it some atten-
ton. 1t will be the greatest country on
earth one day, and that is three generations
OFT California. as q fruit and grain-grow-
ing State, is the greatest in the Union. I
find she is also coming to the font as a
manufacturing State much more rapidly
than | expected | find a growing senti-
ment in favor of protection"
A Heavy Defalcation.
INDIANAPOLIS Ind), March IOth.-The
Daily Nc,cs' Vincennes (Ind) special SAYS :
An examination of the books was con-
cluded this forenoon, and shows an approx
innate shortage against County Treasurer
Hollipgsworth of $4,000. Everybody is
dumbfounded and mortified at the gigantic
expose. Hollingsworth was a prosperous
and wealthy farmer when he took posses
sion of the Treasurer's Office. What he has
done with this sum of money puzzles ev-
erybody. The coDjectures are that it has
been squandered in margin gambling.
End oil u Libel Suit.
New YORK, March 10th.-A Worcester
dispatch of the 9th says The $4,000 libel
suit brought by Rev. Geo. Bramner, Unita-
rian clergyman, against Judge Arthur A
Putnam which has been ON trial all the
past week in the Superior Court in this
city. was full of dramatic and sensational
incidents. The Courtroom was daily
crowded. The case was given to the Jury
at 3 o'clock YESTERDAY afternoon Al mid
night the jury made sealed verdict for the
defendant.
Ash Wednesday in New York.
New YORK. March l0th.-To-day being
Ash Wednesday, its observance was gen
eral among the Roman Catholics and
Protestant Episcopal Churches. The early
masses and communions were largely at
tended, but the attendance at the latter
services were much larger. The chimes
were rung in Trinity Church steeple, and
several old English tunes suitable to the
season were played.
New York Stock Market.
New YORK, March 10th-11 A. M.-Stocks
opened ! to lower, but Western Union
was Z higher. The latter quickly broke oil
1, and Pacific Mail lost Il. The market is
now quiet and heavy
New YoRK, March 10th-3 Pr M-Central
Pacific, 42; Burlington, 1861 Rio Grande,
l64; Northern Pacific, 26l preferred, 5S7
Northwestern, 1881; New York Central,
l054; Oregon Navigation, 1903; Transcon-
tinental. 81 Pacific Mail, 51s Panama
9S; Rock Island, %; ST. Louis and San
Francisco, 21 St. Paul and Omaha, 398;
Texas-Pacific, III; Union Pacific. 49g
Wells, Fargo & Co.'S Express, lis; Western
Union, 69l.
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It is situate eight miles from the
city, on Jackson Road. This is the
best road, Winter and Summer, that
leads from the city.
A Postofice, School and Store are
located upon one correr of this tract.
The Land is deep and free from hog
walows, and is admitted to be the
best and prettiest located tract within
an equal radius Of this city.
Some 200 Acres of the Land is free
from bedrock, and is drained by a
creek, in which living water stands
in places the year round.
BSE~ Our Teams and Buggies are
ready to carry any purchaser to look
at the Land.
These terms have never before been
offered IL this county on County
Lands,
For Prices aud Additional Particulars,
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1Oand2O-ACRE
TRACTS!
And offer if on terms that is in the reach
Of any VINO wish to purchase.

n TERMS OF SALE: One
quarter Cash; deferred pay
mentS to draw interest at 8
per cent. per annum-pur-
chaser paying taxes on land.
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SPRING OPENING
# MILLINERY at BARRIER a. PEAIEK,s

OUR GENERAL STOCK OF MILLINERY
" Goods is particularly attractive this season.
We arr confident your interest will be served by
calling ON us when making purchases; or, if not
coming to the city, by favoring us with your
orders by mail Yours respectfully, MINES. BAR
BIER & PEALER, 62i st., Sacramento Inr2-i PIN
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FOREIGN NEWS.
Gladstone's Propositiops,

PHILADELPHIA, March 10th.-A Times
London special says: Gladstone intends
to submit to Parliament his home rule
and land measures embodied in the same
bill. The scheme has not vet been COM
municated to the Cabinet in detail, but the
last information obtainable leads to the
expectation that there will be a secession
from the Ministry, on account of unwilling
ness to support the proposals. Trevelyan
is known to have expressed his determina-
ton to withdraw rather than to lend his
support to any measure which seeks to de-
prive the Imperial Parliamen of any part of
the government of Ireland, and Chamber
lain is hostile to home rule. Nobody ex-
poets the latter to support the home rule
scheme, but it is not believed he will op-
pose it. The land clause will undoubtedly
receive his support, and certainly not his
opposition. A close friend of Gladstone
announces that the Premier expects the
the resistance of Lord Huntington and his
Whig followers to the Government home
rule policy, but he also expects to be able
to overcome their opposition. If the meas
ure is defeated in the House of Commons,
Parliament will be dissolved mmediately.
Gladstone's Son-in-Law.
New YORK, March 10th.-A London
special says: 1t seems that the appoint
ment of Mr.. Gladstone's son-in-law to a
valuable Crown rectorship was a compli-
ment quietly paid by the new Lord Chan
cellor without the knowledge of the Home
Ministry. The latter to-day objected, and
the appointment was recalled, vet not be
fore some of the papers had already called
it scandalous to make a rector out of q
young man only three years in holy orders
merely because he was the Premiers SON
in-law.
Disestablishment OF the Church of Eng
land Predicted.
New YORK, March 10TH A London
special says; 1t appears to be the general
decision OF the morning press of both par
ties that, taken in connection with Sir
William Harcourt's ominous words, the
vote yesterday morning in the Commons,
declining. by the narrow majority OF
twelve, to consider, at the present time, the
disestablishment of the Welsh Episcopal
Church, renders certain at no distant day
the disestablishment of the Established
Church of England, as well as that OF
Wales
Principal of st. Andrews' University.
New YoEK, March loth.-A London
special says: Truth yesterday denounced
the Cabinet job in the choice of DIR. Don
aldson as the new principal of st. An
drews' University. He is an active Liberal
Midlothian politician. Mr.. Labouchere
added: All the distinguished Professors
of ST. Andrews were passed over and a
more scandaous job has not been perpe-
trated in Scotland since the days of Lord
Melville"
a Hurricane on the Atlantic.
QUEENSTOWN, March 10th.-The wind is
blowing with hurricane force on the At
latte. Steamers for America are unable TO
proceed owing to the violence of the gale.
All ships, both outward and inward bound,
are entering this harbor under bare poles.
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CHANGED DAILY FOR c. H. G11MAN-MARcH II. 1885,

WE HAVE JUST FINISHED STOCK-TAKING, AND FIND
THAT HAVE QUITE LARGE NUMBER OF CDD
LOTS, REMNANTS, SINGLE PIECES, AND CERTAIN LINES
THAT WE SHALL SELL AT A SACRIFICE THEY WILL
BE PLACED ON SALE IN A FEW DAYS.
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home AND ABROAD.
HEAVY DEFALCATION OF an INDI
ANA OFFlCIaI,.
The Rate War-LibeI Sait Ended
The Striking Laborers-
Foreign Affairs.
DOMESTIC.

ESPECIAL DISPATCHES TO THE rrooRp-uslos.l
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PAINTS AND OILS.

T L. CHADDE1DoN IMPORTER AND DEAL
-. er in Paints, OTIS, ,varDishes, Window Glsss,
Mixed Paints, Artists and Painters Materials,
Wall Paper, etc. No. 21i K at., Sacramento.
fpI--Inss
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The Possibilities of the West.

your correspondent gathers that the pros
poets for cessation of hostilities is more
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Il viii of Retail Grocery Store, favorably
situated. Inquire of HALL, LUHRS & CO..
9l2, 9l4 and GIG Second street. Sacramento mi If
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PARGAINS-IN ASH BEDROOM SETS, WITH
ID Toilet Glass on Washstand, for sale at
CHAS. NJ. CAMPBELL'S, 40 X street. Also 2
Ranges and Carpets, all cheap for cash. We
buy, sell or exchange Repairing and Uphol
stering. ia22-lm
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DOOMS FOR HOUSEKEEPING.-THE UP
III per portion of the residence, No 4l9 o
street, between Fourth and Fifth, comprising s
large and well ventilated rooms, with con-
yenient clothes closets. will be let to desirable
tenant; extralarge Kitchen and Pantry; Bath
room, Closet, etc. mr2-tf
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FOR sALEl-TO l.Ef.

VN0 LEASE-CITY HOTEL; CONTAINS 100
i rooms; now undergoing thorough course
OF repairs; will be completed on or about the
18th OF March; viii be rented to any response
bic hotelkeeper at reasonable terms; the greater
portion of the furniture is new and of the latest
style. For further Information inquire of the
owner on the premises, X street. between Third
and Fourth Sacramento mr2-tf
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DAILY RECORD-UNION

. a post once tsaorane1lo as s@oead cass aa.s
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VNO LET IN THE COUNTRY-A FUR -
i nished House by the advertiser; two E:.i
miles from Roeklin Depot, on the Spring LII
Valley Ranch; having vacated the house for an
Other, the advertiser win let for a few months
or year; well furnished, with furniture, bed
ding, kitchen and tableware; in fact ell ready
for occupants; has two sitting and six bedrooms;
Carriage house, Barn, running water etc. no
land 10 be let, except vegetable and flower gar
den adjoining, but access can be had over many
miles OF pleasant drives upon the estate, which
is most pleasantly situated in the foothills un-
equalled as a country residence for city or East
ern pasties Address ]. p. WHITNEY, Rockiin,
Placer county, Cal. mrl-2w
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Although the officials will make no state
ment concerning the affair, it is generally
| believed that they are now employing new
men to take the places of the strikers, and
that the movement of freight trains will
be attempted TO night. Should this prove
true, the knights of Labor will undoubt-
| edly offer resistance.
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ST. LOUIS, March 10th-A special from
Fort Worth, Tex, to the Post Dispatch,
states that the first trouble there between
the Knights and non-knights occurred this
morning, when the new men employed by
the railroad to run its engines were at
tackled while performing their duty, and
forced TO vacate their cabs. The strikers
then killed the engines. Quiet now
prevails but it is thought there that this is
the beginning of serious trouble
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LNOR SALE = TWO kENTUCKYn
l. Jacks Inquire at Agricultural eS$A
Park. J. COONARD. &Q
E7OR SALF-BREAKING CART AND HAIR
l. ness at $50; also one strong Buggy. S50
one Pigeon-hole Table, $40. Particulars by call
ing at this Office. fe23-1ms
EOR SALE-0NE PLATFORM SPRING EX.
4 press Wagon and one Light skeleton
Driving Wagon, suitable for track or road use;
will be sold cheap. Inquire of +. A. JONES, at
the Big Tree Store corner Eighth and J, city
fel3 If
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For Prices aud Additional Particulars
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RAILROADS, STEAMERS, ETC.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY
(pAcIF1c SYSTEM.

Fs1RAINs LEAVE AND ARE DUE TO ARRIVE
~ At
SA c R MI ENTO.
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QUIET WITHDRAWAL OF THE STRIKERS.
ST. LOUIS, March 10th-2:30 P. NIT is
now authoritively stated that the Missouri
Railway Company will attempt tomorrow,
instead of tonight, as stated in previous
dispatch. to resume freight traffic upon its
road. The order issued this morning by
superintendent Kerrigan applies not only
to the men formerly in its employ in this
city, but to all the strikers on the system,
and they have all along the line of the road
Withdrawn quietly from the company s
| premises.
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" HANTED-LOST-FOUND.

WANTED-A HOUSEKEEPER FOR THE
w family of a widowcr, who lives in the
country; family is small Address - F. >" this
Office. 70 II
Smyrna times., 1886-12-01

The St. Paul girls try to make bread
sometimes, as is evident from the fol-
lowing from the Globe of that city:
What is the matter with my little
wife ?n
Her dainty head falls on his shoulder
and between the sobs that shake her
slight frame she says:
Wi-Will, l fe-feel so b-a-ad.
wanted toto make some bi-bi-biscuit
this noon, a-a-and got the wa-wa- water
and salt and ye-ye-yeast, but there's
something mi-mi-missing, and l can't
think wha-what it is"
Mr.. YOungman smiled quietly, and
clasping his young wife to his watch
pocket he placed his lips to her ear
and whispered: Flour"
Smyrna times., 1886-12-01
GBc SHgIua dimes,
Smyrna, DeI.,
Wednesday Afternoon, Dec. l, 1886.
Sharp, Short and Sunny.


The best way to cure the body is to
quiet the mind.
To have what we want is riches, but |
to be able to do without them is power.
Thel Republican majority for Lieu
tenant-GOvernor in Indiana is 3,119.
Ruskin remarks that youth is a period |
of building up in habits, hopes and
faith.
What's in name? Generally a good !
deal if it is a Russian name, even with
10 per cent of
Chamfort says: THE most complete
ly lost of all days is the one on which
we have not laughed"
1.-THE vilest sinner may RETURN"
wrote pious Hudson street girl to her
lover, with whom she parted in anger.
A new Westchester poet speaks of
the unwinlliug eagle.p This is non
sense. The eagle is always wing
king.
Mark Twain has made big pile of
money by being funny, but he has two
sides to his wit, a spa3mOdic and
business side. u
Often the greatest evils in life have
had their rise from something which
was thought of too little Importance to
be attended to.
General Benjamin F. Butler is just
sixty-eight, but he hopes by the time
he is seventy to be just ready to be
elected President.
Lippiacotts Magazine has paid Miss
Cleveland $500 for a poem four hun
dred lines long which is said to be " full
of snap and 60"
An exchange afIirms that "woman is
society's balance wheel" Perhaps so.
1t is the society young mans father
who is the Guv'ner."
Don't judge man by the noise he
makes in this world. Two trade dol
lars in the pocket will make more jim
gle than $4,000 in bills.
A cynical bachelor says woman is a
good deal like the accordion. You can
draw her out, but she "makes music
if you attempt to shut her up.
Don't wait to let your cold and
cough wear off; it will be quite as likely
to wear you into the grave. Use Bra
lillian Balm and get rid of it at once.
A traveller says that whistling is
strictly forbidden at the Island of St.
Kilda." Wonder if they ever Kilda
man there for the crime of whistling :?
A phrenologist says that fullness un-
der the eye denotes language. When
the fullness is caused by another man S
fist it denotes very bad language, gene
rally.
"a most extraordinary and absolute
cure for rheumatism and other bodily
ailments is st. Jacobs Oil" says Hon.
James Harlan, ex--Vice- Chancellor,
Louisville, Ky.
Eyes yet they see not: Potatoes.
Ears yet they hear not: Corn. Mouths
yet they speak not: Rivers. Hands
yet they feel not Clocks. Brains yet
think not; Dudes.
How often we sigh for opportunities
of usefulness, whilst we neglect the
openings of Providence in little things
which would frequently lead to the ac-
complishment of most Important use
fulness.
What is filling our insane asylums ?'
asks a patent medicine advertisement
Well, there are 10000 brass bands in
this country at the present time, and
the number is rapidly increasing. Ii
this is not the right answer, we have
another.
Smyrna times., 1886-12-01

1t appears that Mr.. Harrity, Phila.
deiphia's extraordinary postmaster, is
not e, be let Off so easily as he anticipa-
ted, with the recent white-washing ad-
ministered by the Postmaster-G General.
The Civil Service Reform Association
of Philadelphia has made careful in
vestigatiOn Of his case and lodged for
NAL charges against him with the Board
of Civil Service Examiners at Washing
ton. The latter declare that they will
go to Philadelphia and examine the
charges. '~~