New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-11
The TALK or THE Day.

Some one Hudson ". Y, has written to The Toronto
GLOBE as follows: "As am very rich man and can
easily afford IT, have decided givethe whole OF North
America to my wife, believing from my knowledge OF a
womans nature That she will you all wisely and
WELL AS the legal husband OF every woman in the
world, this includes every woman on the Continent. -
Ezra, KING of England, North America, the World and
the Church"
Germany may initiate earthquake shocks, but the
only and original Virgins lives here. philadelphia
Times.
"wOrthugton made convincing SPEECH" said one
young man to another.
"Why do you think so 2"
up my mind TO vote against him. When L cano out /
was certain OF it"-lPeora Transcript
London hotel advertises that is paronized By the
elite OF the arstocracy, including the late Emp
Napoleon" This is the clearest indication yet furnished
as to the place OF tho departed Emperors abode
"smith. let me have your dog awhile Ny house Is
full OF rats and want to get rid OF some OF them.
"Psy me for the use OF him "
Yes How much do you wanti"
"Woll. II he catches one rat | want two cents, two
rats four cents. three rats six cents, four"
"Oh, yes, | see. You want to DO PAID prorotter."
" You can't have the dog under any conditions, sir.
Goodday"-[ Merchant Traveller
Tientsn correspondent Of The San Francisco Call
says real the young Emperor OF jap
is going marry take the reigns OF Government
In his own hands because his Imperial mother has be-
Disguised with affairs OF State and wishes to resign
the Regency. Her Majesty wished to make extensive
alterations in the Imperial gardens and palaces OF the
Nan Hail. but her Ministers said they couldn't provide
the funds She thereupon concluded that would
have the responsibilities once she could not have
its rewards
"'I kill you was his sententious reply" This is from
Indianapolis paper, and displays very broad and lib
eral mind on tho part of the reporter He would prob
ably have used the phrase non-commttal" II no had
only thought of it.-lDetro Free Press.
The of the dormitory for fifty girls,
which be part of the Mortified Seminary, and
denoted by D. NJ Weston, of Boston. will be laid
Wednesday, october Is, at IL O. ~, by William L.
Dodge, OF this city.
johnson" inquired Jones, ain what respect do a
board bill and bill board resemble each otheri"
:" Both generally pretty high responded Johnson
Jones, with sigh, but guess IL nts IN pretty well,
because they both hard to Jump."-lPittsburg Dis
patch.
Order in the court" exclaimed the Judge OF Mon
tana Circuit lie observed the occupants OF the
leave their seats and crowd around the windows
We must have ORDER he Continued. Mr.. Sheriff,
fusion or will order the room cleared"
The yaller is getting away with the other," re-
marked one OF the men at the window
What's the excementf asked the Judge
a dog Tight your honor replied lawyer, as he got
up n chair TO look out OF the window.
Mr. sheri1 said the Court, as he moved down from
his seat IN direction OF the crowd, adjourn
right OF" -lst- Paul Globe.
The Government receipts from internal revenue and
customs alone amount to more ;han million dollars
day. free Government is not cheap blessing.
DIR. Garceon. defeated candidate for Congress in
Maine, turned up ~ the state fair with the biggest hog
on grounds. Boston Letter III san Francisco Call.
Professor Fiscber Erangen. discovered thar the
OfnCtory IS able 10 detect the presence OF
ID 100000 OF grain OF mercaptan II mercaptan"
another FOR imburgeT cheese, the professors
qulInei with the robust flavor OF the CORRECTION"
i Norristown Herald.