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Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21
PROPOSED PLATFORM OF THE
LABOR PARTY.
city and Town Of New Haven.

v-
l. We cia|m tue ttIe "IAhor
PorN beraoe' We recognize the en-
:."oI an oppressed class of wage
workers as a InndamrntHI Fact, and
tn" emancipation Of tins oppressed
flhouug class as cur foremost object.
,. The platform of the Knights
of Labor which was adopted by the
State Convention Of the Labor Party
Of Counrrr.rut We rc-adopt and ar-
ccpt, ay an expression Of our opinions
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21
THE GOLDEN NJ EAN.
A CONCISE AND CORRECT EX-
PLANTATION OF SOCIALISM.
Fundamental Doctrines Of American
Institutions Two Extremes.
lndiNidualism and Altru.
ism Socialism the
Golden Mean.


some OF the New lork great
(thc computation is made by the
square yardl daiirs are suddenly dis
nI,y;nr , ro,,,rkolI. ;,torost ;n e.
ciahsm, and are dcyotinc columns to
H., li,o,,.;,n rhi, y, ,...,,,..
49, ~ 49,, ~ P",''
P''''''" oS '''' '"'' l'a' '''' Ae""e''
a SIraIght'o"t Worklngmen paper
and the organ Of the Labor Party,
now makes its daily appcarapce and
lllr,.n.II
''''' w. : '''' INV '''''' '''o' ''''''' III
us various progressive phases, IN
cIudlng the most advanced and logic
al, known us Socialism. towards
which III N. nrouross;yo no1;t;col
.,.,:.,.'...7-,
''' '''' '''''' '"0'' ''' '''N''''''''' No''-
verge.
One Of the letters published in the
UryuH impressed rs ~ bcinc y most
correct and concise cypIanation Of
Socialism, and We renrint if for the
benefit If those Of our readers who
are STUDYING the labor problem with
AN honest purposc, Here if is.
-.
0o'I"l'ai'l IS Ine name gwen TO a
r''''I'' ''n' IL oo'Vf!''e, '''aV 'S' II
"o'" '''r ol N''"V - ''ShC anu wrong
III ''r'a''' ''leS Or departments Oh
'"'''a'' "'''''''eS' -, -.
AS ''1e Term S'g''''cS' II IL aoc-
~',!' opposed 10 comp'e'e 'hoiSia-
u"''nm' ,,. -
''' 1octI''' oi c"'''p'eVe OF eA-
VT'','e 'n"'N,H"a''S''l Is wen expressed
III 'lle ilnl'I'ar P'raSr' EVERY one
,o' ll''''S''! a,u '''e "t''' take tue
h'"u'o'S" ms ocScrlDeS complete
'S"V''''' o' ''"'N'"un',"'"' IL lor'''S
I''' one extreme ol th' various doc-
Ir'''cS OF SNSIel'lS oi o''l'cS NSc'e''ce
OF r'S't ANA wrong IN human actIons(
me oth'r e&lrcme'~the doctrine
antitn''lca' 10 'hlSeGotISm complete
S'I''Sllh'SS Is AltF'lSln' or complete
S"'r''l'e OF Sc!' lor oIherS' rms Is
'rPF'S'''l'" III r 'hr 'l'rlS'; " men
'lT"tN Oh one chcoh '''rll Vlle "'ller
a'S"' -,
as lh' &oId'i' mean between these
two extremes Stlh"S Nociallsln' or
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21
LABOR LITERATURE.

The Office Of the WoRKMEN's AD-
yocArE will have a full supply of la
bor literature on hand rs soon as the
proper arrangements can be made.
\ complete list will be published
next week, and the prices will be
low. The publications of the Social
lstic Labor Party, both American
and foreign. and the works of Marx
George, I.asalle, BebeI, Engcls and
other famous writers will be includ-
cd in the lists. Orders 10y mail
will be promptly filled.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21
GREAT SUCCESSES.
THE TOUR OF LIEBKNECHT
AND THE AVELlNGS.
Warm Receptions and Large Meetings
for the Noted Socialists
cago Especially EnthnSias.
tie Milwaukee, and
Detroit in Line.


he tour OF our distinguished
Comrades licbknccht and AveImg
has honn y series or surrrs,rs The
:.4.,...L. .;.;., :, ,,l;al,
',''' ''' i''' ''','' -, ''''' 80 -,
they nave spoken Inc greater are '''
results. Detroit and Milwaukee, had
brilliant assrmblagcs which will
w;tbont donbt hoar fruit IN oood sea-
nv 10
SOIL lit Il''''''S III '''' ~" '''
9TH INST, however, was simply
grand. The captaIistic press con-
coded an audience Of , 500 An in
+a.a,t;,,,. ro,,ort ,r,ho n,.,,,rr t,rr
>''''''7 ~
mas reacLeu us an" We give 1t III
full:
The visit to Chicago was not un-
naturally looked forward to with
more interest, PERHAPS almost any
ietv, than that to any other town in
the states. In the first place the
town is in a verv frrmcnt OF cXcitr-
mcnt if has for months been more
or less in state OF siege nowhere
nerhans at the prrspnt time does
nartv feeling ON nil sides rum 50 hirh
as here Then, too, Chjcago has
been considered the STRONGHOLD Of
anarchjSm, II is trup that the
anarchism there to-day smacks
STRANGELY Of scientific Socialism.
Jhus. after nrcaching aoalust All or
oaniyotiou and rsnrrialIv aoainst
nol;tical action we sudirnly find
these Uery0 lnarhixi,D demanding
organizations and claiming the mar
ya7lous trinmnhs of th, Inbor Party
at fine l,tr rlrctim ~ their spcciaI
work' Uowryrr ..tharo is more ioy
oynr onn sinner thot rannntrth than
oynr uinntv and nine inst and if
far thr fuf'urc anarchists are routrut
- aInnt onr nrnu,,m and work for
IL ~ thn;rr r SINS ms may h" rorriyrn Them
Az - m,ttrr If fact thn go-ralIrl
,n,rchivty ,ro no nnnrrLi1s NJ n)I
A. nyn,l tLorn orn nhont onn man
ana , half who arc anarchists and
Who moln mnrn moisn Than twnlyn
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21

Naiup Ia he lrIIp. and are Oi thIniDO
that the voon sys,rm shouIJ hr aLoI-
ishpd TLjs w,s IN, by orr excel.
lent friend and Commdr MORGAN.
and So many cries out they would
"Spcoud it. that it is impossible to
say who the srrouGcr really was.
Among them We may mmt,ou NrhlI-
ling. Simpson, Warmer and two Ia-
dies whose names we do not know.
The Chicago press having been
giving eur furndsadmirabIr free adj
1rrtiscmcntS in the shape of inter-
views, "pcrsomaIS, "Icudcrs. "Irt-
tiers, IT was Il iorrTou" conclusion
that the meeting to be hrId on Mon
day night at Aurora Iurnr Hall
would be great success. But prob
ably Ynclthrr lrIrndS nor iorS expected
quit" such " success a2 We had The
only people who Sld 1t was mt a
success were the disappointed ones
who couIdn get m AS 1t was, too
many lrlrndS had been admitted, Tor
the gallery threatened to give way
and bent qnItr IN at the center.
And small wondrr. People were
standing on tn" forms, hotw"cn th"
forms, almost upon each other, In
the body Of the hall 1t was the same.
and as several Of our friends said,
1--WE applaud at once be-
cause we were packed 50 closely that
some Of us could not NOSE our arms
unless those standing 10y put theirs
down to give Us a turn.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1886-11-21

Address communications in reference
to the organization Of new Trade and
Labor Unions to
=. 0. Box 1902. New Haven, Conn.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30

NJ
tarrh, Lung Ind Throat Doctor in America He
will tell YOU your trouble without asking you q
single Question. and warrants permanent cure
NERVOUS debility Spermatorrhoea. Seminal
Losses. SeN usd Decay, Failing Memory Weak Eyes
stunted Development, Lack of Energy Empower.
ished BLOOD Pimples, Impedments TO Marriage
alse, Blood and Skin Diseases, Syphilis, Eruptions
HAIR Failing. Bone Pains. Swellines, Sore Throat.
Ulcers Effects OF Mercury. Kidney and Bladder
Troubles Weak Back, Burning Urine, Inconti.
nence Gonorrhra, Glee, Structure receives search.
MIG treatment, prompt relief and cure for life
NERVOUS Diseases with or without DreamSl
drance to business ~
BOTH SEXES consult conidentially. " in
trouble call or write. Delays are dangerous
Diseases OF the Eye and Ear, UlceT alton or Ca.
tarrh. nternal or external, Deafness or PARALYSIS,
Singing or Roaring Noises, Thickened Drum etc
permansntly cured. LOST MANHOOD perfectly
CANCERS AND TUMoRS permanently re-.
moved without the knife or caustic
Medicines compounded aud furnished to all pa.
uents at ofhce-strcily pure and vegetable Guar.
antee oil permanent cures in all cases undeEtak.
en-. Consultation free and confidential All cor.
dependence promptly attended to; medicine sent
h. express to asy address free from exposure. Cali
g, adGrsss Private Dispensa Nos, isa-Is4 Third
Terms s,rictlSeash. offc, hours. sam. to pm
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
Is II the Original Horse I?

New facts bearing upon the origin
Of the domestic animals are eagerly
received, and much interest was
aroused three years ago by the All
nouncemcnt Of PrzevaIski, the gres,
t.usslan explorer, that he bad discov
cred, in Central Asia, a wild horse
more closely allied to the domestic
species than any other previously
known. A full description of the
new horse-known as Equus Prevail
ski-has only very recently been
translated from the Russian. 1t ap.
pears that the animal is intermediate
III many respects between the true
hrse and the asses. 1t has a short.
erect mane, no forelock, and the hairs
of the tail do not extend the whole
length of the tail, but only from about
the middle downward; while, on the
other hand, it has broad hoofs and
small ears. ih- color is whitish gray,
with red or blacksh legs In herds
of from FIVE to fifteen, the animals in.
habit the will lest and dryest parts of
the Dsungarian desert, and are very
shy. Drawings made by the ancient
French cave-dwellers very accurately
represent this horse.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
Assessment Notice.
OILGRIM GOLD AND SILyEp MN.

ING COMPANY. -Locs.ion of nr,no,a,
II pHoe OF business, San Francisco. Cal.-Iocstion
Vi WORKS Wood River District. Idaho.
ni,s. zee hereby given that. at a meeting of the
AN ...oas neid on the eth day of August. 1896
I'm assessment mo. O. Of one cent Der shsre wss
, mritu upon the capital stock of the cornor.,ior
20 40 immediately in United States gold coin
SsS Montgomery street. room No. : s,n Fn NO
remain unpaid on the N''eS'inent shall
seventeenth day Of September, 1855.
lie suc,ta nnqnent and advertised for sal. AZ pub.
will he snlj and unless nsym.ut is made before
iaoo, 70 pay the Delinquent asss ssmsnt ~
sale. siuius and expenses Of
Office. sas ,,o,.. A.. HALsEY. Secretary.
Francisco, Cal. 'e'' room NO. San
al3dGW
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
Sherif's Sale on Foreclosure

BY virtue of an Order of Sale AMI De.
cree OF Foreclosure issued ont of the District
Court of the Second Judicial District of the Terri
tory OF Idaho in AMI for the County of Alturas.
and to me directed and delivered for a Judgment
rendered and entered in ssid Court on the 23d
day OF June, 1885, in favor of Otto Bachnan and
against Matthew Graham, r. W Marshall and F,
Gsnshl have levied on the folio wing property,
to-wit:
All OF that certain piece or parcel Of land situ
afed IN the town of Atlantis, County of Alturas
Territory of Idaho, bounded and described az fol.
lows to-wit: lst-Thst certain house built by
Ue"rge Newton, standing close upon the break Of
atlanta Hill near Quartz Gulch south of the Last
Chance vein about 800 feet. together with the lot
on which said house stands, and the land adjacent
thereto. and inclosed by fence In trent and on
two sides, and in the bounded by the wagon
read running from the Atlanta Lin road to the
Lacy Phiiiips mine. embracing about az acres of
cuted. by Dan Patton. 2l-That certain other
house fronting the aforesaid wagon road above
described and lying furth-r up the said Atlanta
Hill to the east of the above first described house
having been built by James Hogan and occupied
py Matthew Graham and Hugh Garrah and their
families.
Notice lie hereby given, that on the 3oth day of
Septemoer. 1856, ut 10 O'Clock q. M. OF that day.
In front Of the Courthouse Il HALEY cou ty of Al
tnrss. will sell the right, title and interest of
said Matthew Graham, X. W. Marshall and +
Gsnahl in and 30 the above-descrihed property
at public auction, for cash, lawful money in
hand to the highest and best bidder to satisfy said
decree and all costs
Dated the Sd day Of September 1896.
C. Il. FUREY. Sheriff.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30

In Russia physician who fails to
respond to the summons of a patient
is punished by fine of from to 100
roubles. II the case was dangerous,
and the physician knew it, he may be
imprisoned in the all for three months.
The legal foe for an ordinary visit is
from Z to 10 cents; for an accouche-
ment, Is cents. These laws are strictly
enforced.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30


YOUNG, MDDLE-AGED and OLD men and ali, VIA
heeo medical SKILL and experience, consult NJ,
old European Physician Of once. His opip.a
COSTS nothing, and may save future misery md
shame. When inconveEient to visit the cty h,
treatment. medicines can be sent eyerywher, Nv
express FREE from. observation. 1t is self ey;
dent that physician who gives his whole st,sn.
uoh 70 class OF diseases attains great skill and
physicians throughout the country knowing IN.
frequently recommend difficult eases to the OLD
EST SPECIALIST, by whom every known Cool
Remedy is used. The Doctors AGE and IXPg,
HENCE make his opinion Of SUPREME inpor.
lance.
~Those who call see no one but the poe,o,.
Consultation free and Sacredly Conhdsnt,,
Cases which have failed in obtaining relief sl...
where especially solicited. THE DOCTOR viii
agree to forfeit 81 900 for q case undertaken ma
cured. Gall or write. Hours: Daily, from o.,
m. TO p. M, to evenings: Sundays, 10 h II
only. Send for the Sanitarist Guide to Health.
SENT FREE. Address Ms shove.
~The services of the celebrated old German
Physician, DIR. o. GIRARD. from Strssburs, have
been secured at the LIEBIG DISPENSARY. His
fame as specialist for diseases of men IL uniysrs
ally known, and hundreds are daily awaiting them.
selves OF the opportunity Of free consultation
personally or by letter, in all languages.
DIR. LIEBlG'S WONDERFUL GERMAN INvlGORATuR
permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses from
the system, tones the nerves, strengthens the mus
cles, checks the waste, invgorates TIE whole ~
tenn, and restores the afflicted to Health and Hap
piness.
The reason so many cannot get cured Of Seminal
Weakness, Loss ri Manhood etc., 10 owing 10
complication, cslled PROSTATOREHEA with ny.
PBRAETHESIA, which requires peculiar trsst
ment. DR.. Liebig's lnvignr.tor Ia the only posi-.
tive cure for pROSTATORRHEA with peculiar
special treatment. used ut the Liebig Dispenfsry.
YARICOCELE,
Or Wormy Veins of the Scrotun Often the IN.
suspected cause If Lost Manhood, Debility. &c.
Price of Invigorator. 80, Case of fix bottles 49,
Sent to any address. covered securely from obssr
walton.
Most powerful electric belts free to patients.
To prove the wonderful power OF the lnygcr'
ator,
A 50 BOTTLE GIVEN or SENT FREE.
DR.. Lieeigs Wonderful magnetic Heslers OF seli
Magnetizers. the greatest curative invention Of the
age. Every man or woman can now be their own
Magnetic Healer. 1t can be used without the aid
OF professional hand rubber, consequently 10
big fees to pay. Price S.. complete. Sold only 81
the Or. Liebig Dispensary.
Consultation free and private. Call or address,
LIEBIG DISPEnSkRY,
400 Gears Street, San Francisco, eA
Private entrance, 4e5 Mason Street, four blocks
up deary Street from Kearuy. Main entrsnes
through DispeDS AIRY Drugstore. lam
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
Sore Eyes

The eyes are always in sympathy with
the body, and afford an excellent index
Of It's condition. When the eyes become
b an evidence that the system has
become disordered by Scrofula, for
which Ayers Sarsaparilla IL the best
known remedy.
Scrofula, which produced painful In.
aammation in my eyes, caused me much
suffering for a number OF years. BY the
advice Of physician commenced taking
Ayers Sarsaparilla. After using this
medicine ashort time was completely
Cured
My eyes are now in a splendid condi-
ton, and am as well and strong as ever.
Mrs. William Gage, Concord. N. H.
For o number of years I was troubled
with humor in my eyes, and was unable
to obtain any relief until / commenced
using Ayers Sarsaparilla. This medi-
cine has effected q complete cure, and I
believe it to be the best Of blood puri-
fers. &C. e. Upton, Nashua, N. II.
From childhood, and until with few
months, l have been afflicted with Weak
and Sore Eyes. 1 have used for these
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and consider it q
great blood purifier. - Mrs. G. Phillips,
Glover, vt.
suffered for a year with inflamma-
ton in my left eye. Three ulcers formed
on the ball, depriving me of sight, and
causing great pain. After trying many
other remedies, to no purpose. 1 was final
ly induced to use Ayers Sarsaparilla.
BY Taking
<h,oo ha+tYna ,f Ali, -, od;o;,,o
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30

GROUP. WHOOPING COUGH
and Bronchitis Immediately relieved
by Smloh's Cure. For sale at Tracy's.
For lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 20
cents. For sale at Tracv's.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
Notice of Forfeiture.
To JOE Adm:

on lou are hereby notified that have a,n.,,..
unon ,h. dollars in labor and i.nproyemsn,.
MiSd,s me Idaho lode mining claim. stu.tsS ~
Idaho Teppi,e,, mining District, Aituras county.
under the irovisions Of Section asss nprsm
r.au a,es o. the Emitted States, being The s
esiab.r nns the .n s''as M the ending pe
service Of this notice Tor with,n Gays from the
iics,;on oy rnolicsti"n) including cost: os MIL
portion % you a, or refuse to contribute your
terest in said eIain npsndituIs as coowner Your in
snbsrnihs tos5o) will become the pronsr,s as ~
subscriber under said Section 2as. ope''y OF the
Atlanta Idaho, July s, las6.-,xs I'D oLiNk.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30
DIR. VAN MONCISCAR,
132.t34 Third ST., Portland, Or.

Is a regular graduate
In medicine; has been
longer engaged In the
Special Treatment Of
all venereal, Sexual,
and Chronic Diseases
than any other Physi.
clan IN the West, as
city papers show ard
old residents know.
$1,000 reward for
any case he fails to
cure. coming under
his treatment by fol.
lowing his directions.
DIR. VAN. is the
M>a&
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-30

i Sn~.oa ics Pst, a., S Ss;., .h no write
It'll HE, tuii Information about xorL -,
EglEI th'" can DO sna Al ho-l. ~ =. ~: TosL
ihei f'oa. S T." Is per day. Soa1c bsS.
ma. r,a,i,. W sa.. snhsr >e! young az old Cspit..
1s absolutely surs efshsS lisis foseB.s All 40 Ss
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-07-17
NEW CUMBERLAND.
Tuesday Nights Electrical Storm Gener-
al Local News.

Tuesday Nights Electrical Storm Gener-
al Local News.
Speridl TslsqrdR % ne Register.
NEW CUMBERLAND, July 1.-THE
storm Tuesday night, or rather the electri'
city disaranged the Telephone wire be
tween this place and Empire (McCoy'sj
rendering it useless until it is replaced.
No other damage of any account.
The present rise in the river will enable
the Brick association to get some of Their
product into market when needed.
The gas boom in Hancock appears to be
on the wane, the two last wells, the GromC
and Lagzt, being failures Mt a depth OF
1,S00 feet.
The hdepaadeRtandaw writer in the Brook
Comfy Local over the Nom de Plume oil
Haymaker, are engaged in a little pleasant
eollOduy over the merits Of an entertain
ment given by the Haymakers In this place.
While il is none of our funeral yet 0
our stand point of view it would probably
be well for Haymaker to guilty subside, Is
the case can not well stand yentilating.
John Edie, clerk Of the c. w. Bachelor,
was in town yesterday collecting. He re
ports the Bachelor as lying at Freedom,
getting her cylinder timbers repaired, and
will not be able to get out before the mrs
of next week.
The Street Commissioner has 3 force o
teams at work hauling gravel on the side
walk, between upper and lower town, WIT
a view of raising it above ordihary higf
water mark.
Should the weather permit the NJ. p
Sunday School win picnic in Grafton Grow
tomorrow Saturday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-07-17
PRODUCE.
Wheeling.

The market this week was quite brisk,
although prices have only. changed from
those of last week in n few instances.
Potatoes have dropped another notch,
while tQaatoes and blackberries have been
added TO the market. The rule, for the
latter is full buckets and solid berries. The
demand for all green stuff isgood and sales
are rather quick. The prices quoted are
wholesale figures and all the green stuff Is
home raised, The market is liable to
rather varied fluctuations during the week.
Batter-Demand fair; choice creamery,
lOa12c; country choice 9al0c; good country
Ease; common Sa5c; supply good.
Beeswax-Quoted at 25a2Se per pound.
Beans-Hand picked navy 81 1Oa1 p
per bushel; unstable.
Dried FTuit-New evaporated pared
reaches 17aiSc; impaired do 10a12c; rasp-
berries l7alSc; blackberries 7aScsnew sun
dried apples, quartered, Haze, sliced 4a5ci
peaches, new halves, 4aa5lc; do quarters 4
a5c; do pared 15a1se; pited cherries sa9c;
new e~vaporated apples 5a6e. Market on
dried fruit nominal; demand moderate /,
Cheese-Sales IN jobbiug way of prime
mild Ohio factory at Sic; New York ia
14c; sweitzer 1Oa13e; Limberger sa12c. :
Eggs-Strietly fresh stock at lie PEI
doz. supply fair and demand good.
Feathes-ChOice, 5Oa55c, in original
packages; 4a5c more in small lots.
HoneyLChoiee white clover, 1Sa14e;
choice buekwheak 12a14c.
Potatoes-Choiee new home raised, ST.
al 70 per bbl.; demand good.
Poultry-LiNe chickens, old 50 00aS q
per dozen; spring chickens 81 5Oa2 90;
good demand.
Ras-Steady at Halle for white mixed
cotton; 1a1le for all wool and Halle foi
mixed.
Seeds-Hungrian 81 Is per bushel.
Golden Millet 81 % per bushel,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-07-17
FOR NEwLY-wEDDED FOLK.
The Way to TraVel 50 n to Make Othe
People Feel Like Walking.

People Feel Like Walking.
Detroit Free Press.
She didn't show the least disposition to
lump out of the car window, but all OF a
sudden he grabbed her by the paw. She
grabbed back. Then he leaned over at an
angle OF forty-Gye degrees, and she fell to-
ward him. Ii was Il very uncomfortable
position, but they maintained 1T with
scarcely any change for hours. Her hat got
skewed around almost hindSide before, but
she would not release her clutch for fear
he'd 20 through the roof. His collar wIlted
and his necktie worked around under ms
ear, but if he'd let 90 her paw she'd think
he was mad.
Darling" said he, in a bullfrOg whis-
per, Doesn't it seem funny
II can't realize il, " she answered, as she
raked one of her buck hairpins across his
nose.
"All mine?'
YES, lOvey."
Never get madr"
Never, Sweetey."
The man on the seat behind them folded
up the paper, picked up his grip, and
changed to a seat across the aisle. As he
sat down n motherly-looking woman in
quired:
"Arc they married?'
81 think so, madam"
"And can nothing be done to stop it?'
~ think not"
For two or three minutes the newly
welded were silent.
Darling" she suddenly sighed.
what is it, my angelo
''Darlingr'
What is it? If any base hyena has
dared 10 cause you 4 moments unhappi,
ness I'll murder him! Point out the ami,
malr'
1t isn't that"
"Pm-Tm afraid you'll be-be mad"
mo, | won't. How could be mad At
you? What is il, Dolly?'
why, l wish you'd wipe the sweat out
of that left ear. Now, you love me just
the same, don't yOu:'
'Of course
And you amt mad?"
why, no. There now; who cares
who's looking? It's nObOdy's business,
anyhow"
There was another interval of silence,
during which she tried 10 remember
whether they were engaged the week be-
fore her father gave He&y the boot OF
whether it was the next Sunday.
"Henwy?'
What, angel!'
Are we WEAKLY married."
YES, love"
"And YOU love me?'
with all my heart"
"And YOU amt mad?'
'NO, dearest"
Then Pm so happy. Henry, squeeze
my hand"
He squoze. We held an indignation
meeting and appointed = committee to see
if something could not be done; but ne
squOze the harder.
Three OF four women got together and
passed a resolution to the effect that II 4
railroad company could not protect Its
Messengers the Legislature should he ap-
pealed TO, but that couple hada death grip
ON each other and wouldn't let go.
The baggageman anne in when sent for,
but he said he was helpless. He knew jist
how we must feel, but the road wasn't 70
blame. The conductor came back to tho
car and asked us not to lay it mp against
him. He was poor man and had been out
Of a Job several months, and this was his
first run.
Well, the long and short Of the matter
WAS that eighteen or twenty Of us rode lot
miles with that panorama, but such Q
thing will never happen again-never! We
shook hands on that, and agreed we'd walS
first.