St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-07

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the other, there goes a hearse with the
corpse of II. G. Stordock. Let's go TO the
funeral"
Would it have been U. s. Senator Elan
drau If the Democrats had carried the legis-
lature?
1t will be glad news to the public to know
that Gen, S. P. Jennison. private secretary
to Gov. Hubbard. will enter the ranks OF
journalism again after he is relieved OF his
present ofliciai dnties. The general is a
born humorlSt; he writes verse IN vein
that would excite envy in the breast OF
Shelley or LongfelIow, and his previous
articles on the Proper Way to Cultivate
the Cabbage" have attracted wide attention.
1t Is safe to say that he will make the col
ulnns OF his Red Wing paper fairly SHINE
and sparkle
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If VIII Angel succeeds in holding on to
his position as executive clerk to the gov
ernOr, in the event of AIcGill's election, and
all the other clericals and apponteeS are
fired out, the decaptated will probably or
ganize choir and unite in singing that
old, familiar Sunday school song: Il want
to be an angel. and with the angels stand. !"
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An alleged earthquake shock IS reported
from the Atlantic coast states. Ii was
probably the shock caused by the Minnesota
election which had just reached them.
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Collin Cummings has sent to Col. Frank
James letter containing four crisp Dank
notes. as memento of the late train rob-
berry in Missouri Why Col. Cummings
should so discriminate against his friends Is
mystery. has he forgotten that the
Younger boys are in the Minnesota peniten-
tlary?
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Phil Armour has already admitted that
the great center for beef and pork packing
will soon be established to the northwest OF
Chicago. Ii Col. Eugene Field remains
passive much longer, and refuses to eHer-
cse his influence with the strikers, MI.
Armour may get mad and pack up ana
come to ST. Paul. Mr. Field is the idol OF
the masses and very popular with the la
boring classes. He could quiet the strikers
simply by raising his finger and send them
back to work The powerful voice OF the
News should be raised at once i'll behalf OF
MIR. Armour.
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An Omaha giant wants to fight Sullivan
for $50, 000 1t is 10 be hoped that this is
not the misunderstanding under false col
ors-who came to st. Paul some time ago
and challenged the winner of the McLaugh-
lin-Dufur wrestling match lie was gi-
ant also, and since he walked out Of town
nobody has heard anything about him. If
it can be proven that he is the same man
there are a number of Disguised citizens
here vino will gladly contribute to purse
to pay the expenses of all avenger to go to
Omaha and ass assinate him.
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There is trouble reported in an impecun-
Ious Italian opera company in New York,
and the prima donna, Nine. Vadda, is
mixed up in some sort of a scandal and has
left her husband. 1t is hoped that steps
will be taken at once TO prevent an an
nOuncemeut in the papers within the next
ten days-when she finds a new husband
of a reception by Nine. Macaroni, nee
Vadda. This might tend to mix her up
with our own pure and honest Emma, and
the American people never would stand
that.
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If the conspirators conclude to bring that
libel suit against the GLOBE it is hoped
that they will secure Col. Wheelock as
their attorney and allow him to read his
own editorials as his argument. The jury
would go to sleep. of course, but, if there
should happen to be a good sized crowd IN
the court room, the editorials would reach
more people than is now possible through
the morning circulation of the Pioneer
Press.
A Winnipeg man recently bought another
mans wife for SCI. In some places
women come awfully high. but we must
have em.
Reed, the funny paragrapher OF the At
lanta Constitution. is an ardent opponent
of exercise. He believes in keeping still
and not moving about. He works at his
desk twelve hours day; sits at home four
hours and sleeps seven and One-halT hours,
In his younger days Reed was tramp
printer. He blstered his feet walking into
Atlanta, fifteen years ago, and they are
still sore. Any man. under similar cir
cumstances, would prefer to sit down.
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A st. Paul policeman was assigned to a
beat last week on which was brewery but
no saloons. He kicked Justify and threat
ened to resign. but the chief was ineXOrable
and the man went on duty. He explained
afterward that beer did not agree with him,
but made him bilious. Besides, cold
weather was upon us, and beer was not
cold weather drink. His preference was
hot scotch, but he said he would take Tom
and Jerry on pinch.
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1t would seem as though all the little
japanese jocuIarities had been exhausted
since the introduction of the 'Mlkado, but
the St. Paul misses are still copying 1t TO
the utmost. In their prOmenadeS they go
by triOs instead OF the Old-faShl0ned Two
by twoS," and occasionally, when they have
at least score of observers, they rush To
the edge of the pavement, holding on TO an
umbrella or mutf, pause, with their heads
close together. and, in the attitude OF the
three little maids from school," hold
whispered consultation. then suddenly turn
ing, 90 on their way until another favorable
opportunity presents Itself.
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Mr.. Day, of Dakota, seems to be grow
ing rapidly. and it looks now as if he will
soon be a bigger man than Wilson, Maratta,
Mccormick or the other Democrats who
have been wont to lead the party to defeat
in the past MIR. Day did not get there this
time, but he is liable to some other day.
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1.-The state of Minnesota is in the hands
of men who will see that the right is donep'
This is one of the sample bluffs of the
organ. Imagine for just one second the
picture of Gen Wheelock. Col. Pyle, Maj.
Garlic Capt. Foote, Deacon Cochran and
the Oracle marching at the head OF
column of militia with muskets and swords
to see that the right is done!
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Amanda Eubanks, colored, of Augusta.