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Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
BRITISH POLITICS.
Gladstone Soon to Introduce His Irish
Measure-His Confidence.

Gladstone Soon to Introduce His Irish
Measure-His Confidence.
LONDON, March 22-Mr. Gil alstone'
statement in the aouse of commons Friday
night that he would soon introduce his
Irish measures in parliament has afforded
much qualification to the Liberal members.
One of the effects of the premler's remarks
has been to convince the Wings and more
than half persuade the Radicals into the be-
lief that the differences In the cabinet are
much less serious than was supposed. Any
how, Mr.. Gladstone's statements and his
seif-assured manner of delivery are ac-
cepted as proof that his confidence In the
ultimate agreement of his colleagues and
himself in the practicability and justice of.
his Irish policy is mistaken. The Tories,
having failed to badger Mr. Gladstone into
premature disclosure of his plans, now pro
claim that the date (Aprils1) inadvertently
announced in the house of lords by Earl
Granville as the time when the governments
would introduce its Irish measures will be
exceeded by weeks, and perhaps months
The Hon. John Bright had a protracted
interview with Gladstone Saturday It Is
believed that he vigorously protested against
the formulation Of the Irish Land schemes
known to be entertained by the premier. &
Mr.. Parnelps silence Wednesday night,
when be was expected to unfold the details
Of the Irish demands at the National league
banquet, is said to be due 70 John M0Eley's
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
PLENTY of Water I'm milwaukee.

MILWAUKEE. Wis, March 22.-The rains
Friday night were heaviest for six years
and the frozen condition of the ground ran
the water dirdctly to the river beds, caus-
ing sudden rise of four to six feet. Con-
siderable damage was done along the Me-
nominee river to bridges and dams. Water
stands to tho depth of two feet In the car
shops of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul
railroad, throwing about $500 men out Of
work and damaging the machinery some
what. Trains on the Prairie du CHEN di-
vision are compelled to run into the city via
La Crosse division, owing to the floods
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
WRECK ON THE RAIL.
A Peculiar Railway Accident-Engineer
and Fireman Killed.

n xccuuaF halfway ACcl0ent-Englheef
and Fireman Killed.
FORT WORTH, Tex, March 2a.-At Iona
siding, thirteen miles west of here, Friday,
q terrible and mysterious accident occurred
on the east bound Texas & Pacific road.
Engineer W. H. Metcaf and Fireman Clark
were killed by the locomotive boiler ex-
ploding. The accident was caused by an
obstruction on the track, and passengers ON
the train saw bolts, pieces of iron, and
po. tions of the cab flying through the air
Metcalf and Clark were blown considera-
BILE distance
An examination of portion of the track
near the locomotive showed rails blown out
on either side for some distance Two rails
were bent double, and a deep hole was
plowed in the ground in which were the
locomotive, tender, and the front wheels of
the mailcar. An engineer who was a
passenger n the train says in his opinion
the pilot Sjfu * an obstruction, the fire bcx
was thrown from level, the boiler could
not resist the pressure, and the explosion re-
suited a piece of broken rail was in front
of the pilot, and is thought to have lesn the
Obstruction. The locomotive was not an old
one, and La been overhauled recently.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
To Protect the Fisheries.

ST. JOHN, N. B, March 22-Capt Scott,
commander of the government steamer
Lansdowne received sailing orders Friday
and sailed Saturday The destina-
tion of the steamer and the plan of action
are carefully concealed He has months
supplies and full armament. By direction
of the department of fisheries Capt. Scott
has issued warning to American fisher
men to observe the provisions of the treaty
of 1918 which forbids their taking fish within
three miles of the Canadian coast or enter
ing any harbor except for shelter, to repair
damages, to buy wood or to procure water.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
The Business Outlook.

NEW YORK, March % Special tele-
grams Ito Bradstreets report no real inn
provement in the movement of general NOR
chandise. At eastern centers business has
not improved but is equal in volume and
promise to that of a week ago Higher
wages paid mill operatives tend to advance
prices, but the prospect OF labor troubles
renders the market heavy and uncertain
The general industrial situation has not inn
proved. The grand total of those on strike
is 5,0G0
Bradstreets estimates from available data
point to total sto of wheat visible and
invisible on July next of about 60,O00, 600
buShafS
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Defrau.ied the Locomotive Eng:neers.

DeFrauUeu The LOcOmOtlve EDG. .neerS.
MINIATURES, Wis, March 22.--It has Gow
leaked out that John F. Duggan, treasurer
of the local lodge of the Brotherhood of Lo-
comotive Engineers, who mysteriously disap-
peared a month ago, is defaulter to the
amount of S1,50a His friends have raised
several hundred dollars, which has been paid
to tie brotherhood, and promise 10 raise the
remainder. The whereabouts of Duggan
are unknown
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Big Failure at Duluth. Nrinn.

DULUTH, Mimi, March a2a.-The failure
of the Lehman Elevator company, which
has been in business on the board Of trade
here for niEe months, is announced. The
company was incorporated under the laws
of Dakota, with SlS5, goo capital, and was
considered sound and reliable. It is said
that the Lenhams were long on wheat and
we're unable to put mp their margins.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
4 Passenger Train Wrecked.

PoRT JERvIs, n. Y, March "A pas
senger train on the Erie & Wyoming Valley
railroad let the track Friday night near
Hoadley, Pc. The accident was pso5ably
caused i,y broken rail. The engine, ten
der, and Luggage car were turned upside
down and tn passenger car was thrown ON
its side iirel al Fred Smith, of Hawley,
was killed and several other persons were
iniural hnt not seriously
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
"a Married HIS Mother,s seamstress.

NEW YORK, March 2n.-The antithesiS of
the wealthy daughter and the coacirman Ease
is reported from Yonkers. William Denny
Brereton, the only son of a wealthy widow,
succumt ed to the sparkling black eyes of his
mothers seamstress, Miss Ellcn ?. Hyde,
aud Oh l;st Thursday evening the couple
were l&l,l.s inely married at the rcctory OF
Christ pi,>opal church, Mount We Eon
The yong mars mother, afte" an outburst
of grief, inally accepted the situation.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24

urgent request that the Irish leader should
make no public announcement of the pro-
gramme of the Irish party in advance OF
Mr.. Gladstone's statement Of the govern
ment,s proposals in the house OF commons.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Indian DiabOlism,

TOMBSTONE, Arizona, March 22.-George
Boyce arrived at Sonora Friday. He said
that John Hohstadt killed one of the Apaches
who committed the recent outrage at Jerry
Dillon's ranch, where the bodies of MeAi-
can family were found The murdered
woman was enciente. The fends had cut
her open and put her unborn child in her
arms
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
That Missing Schooner.

PHILADELPHIA, March ga Boston dis
patch says the schooner Hudson was proba-
bly, the schooner which collided with the
Oregon. The schooner S. S. Hudson cleared
for Marblehead, Mass, on March 8, but was
heard from on the 18th inst, when she put
into Vineyard Haven No other vessel
named Hudson has left this port during the
present month. ...-
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
A Warning 10 Umbrella Carriers.

WLKEsBARRE, Pa, March 22-George L
Pringle, aged 65, wealthy farmer and life.
long resident of this county, was struck and
instantly killed by lighting while walking
on the road near New Columbus borough
Friday afternoon. He was carrying an
umbrella and the lightning struck and shat
tered this and passed down into his body,
tearing the face and cloth s, and in passing
into the ground it tore the soles off his shoes.
Death was instantaneous Pringle leaves
q widow and large family in good eircum-
or
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
WANDERED HOME TO DIE.
Sad End OF Sixteen Years of Life as a Fug-
tive From Justice,

EVANSVILLE, Ind, March - Sixteen
years ago Eugene B. Vandevier killa War
ren Pitts and seriously wounded George
Dietz in a free fight at New Harmony, Ind
He received wound in the luag himself
but managed to escape, and has ever since
travelled in the south under the nan of Ed
Geary. A reward of 81 200 was offered for
his capture. Friday he returned to this
city and died within fifteen MINUTES after
entering his sisters res. dence. Consump-
tion was the cause of his death
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Deserted and DYING.

ST. LOUIS, No., March 22-Mrs Ellen
Proter was found by the police, Thurs
day, in an old dilapidated shanty on Robert
avenue, near Broadway, in dying and des-
titute condition When found she was
lying on a bed made of little straw and
was perfectly naked She said she had been
lying there for over three weeks, not
being able to move, and that she had no
tasted a mouthful of solid food for the past
two weeks. Her husband deserted her some
time ago and is said to be working on
farm about thirty miles frem the city Mrs
Proter is atout 81 years of age; and is in
the last stages of consumption After pro-
curing blanket, in which she was wrapped,
she was taken to the city hospital.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Mysterious Disappearance.

New YORK, March GA Detroit special
says that on Wednesday Miss Oracle Whit
comb, Of jackson, Mich, niece of Postmas-
ter General Villas, myster1ously disappeared.
She accompanied friend to the depot in
jackson on that day, and has not been seen
since. 1t is known that she did not leave
town on the train She is a very popular
young lady and the city is very much ex-
cited over the matter. Miss Whit omb has
suffered from spinal troubles of late, which
have caused severe headaches, and it is
thought that shs may have become de-
mented ~ p
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
A Rehearinr is Denied.

CHICAGO, March 22.-A telegram from
Altoona, Ills, says: @The sensational re-
port printed in Chicago Friday that the
supreme court had allowed q reheAring in
the case Of Joseph g. Mackin, now serving
a term in Joliet, is untrue, and there was
noswarrant for the publication OF such state
ment -
9On the contrary, the court Friday an
nounced that a rshearing is denied, and
that leaves Mr.. Mackin to serve out shis term
unless executive cIemency should intervene
and cut 1t short Ne opinion was filed and
no oral explanation from the bench was
madeas to why the rehearing was denied.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Gen. Arthus's Health.

WASHINGTON CITY, March 22.-The Phil
adelphia Times has long letter from New
York Saturday, reiterating the statement
that ex-President Arthur is in very bad
health and not likely to recover
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24

This new institution, lately established in
Morris, Stevens County, Minnesota, is sltu-
ated in u healthy and delightful spot near
Lake Crystal and has for it's object the train
ing of young ladies in all the branches of q
refined and useful education.
The school year has two sessions OF fve
months each. The first commencing the
first Monday in September, and the second
the first Monday in February. -
TERMS PER SESSION.
Board and Tuition in English branches,
bed and bedding. ng....................$6 $50 90
French .......-................ 6 90
Pens. Pencils and Ink Observation-Disclosures. %
Lessons On Organ or Piano, per term of
20 lessons. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10 90
U.s. of Instruments. observation-disclosures. 200
Vocal Lessons (private) per session.. 10 90
Nocal Lessons In Observation-Disclosures. 90
Drawing NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 10 90
Painting in Oil or Water ColOrs. ........ 10 90
Flowers in WaX.................... 90
FlOweTs-Paper Or Muslin. .............. %
Wax iruft and moulds. s................... 90
AL kinds of Plain and Fancy Work taught
FREE OF CHARGE to those attending the
Boarding or Day School.
DAY PUPILS-TERMS PER SESSION
senior ClaSS. w
Junior Glass, 1st Division. 90
Junior Glass, End division. 80
Pens, pencils and ink. ......... so
A Private Glass of Fancy Work will be
taught to those who do not attend school, on
Saturdays-per month, $500.
Books, materials for painting, drawing and
fancy work, sold at reasonable prices.
PAYMENTS MADE AT ALL TIMES IN
ADVANCE.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
Eleven suildlnys destroyed.

POPLAR BLUFF, Mo, March "a fire
brokoaout Friday morning in building on
Fourth street, owned by L. F. Quinn, and
ussi as restaurant, and from thence spread
il. every direction, and was not extinguished
until eleven buildings, including two hotels,
had been destroyed. The total loss is esti-
mated at So. .OUl: insurance. $1,000
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
SHOEMAKING

here. Now that Mr.. Forsberg has
gone, he is prepared to supply all his
old customers, and Mr.. Forsberg's too.
with the BEST WORK and BEST
STOCK, upon the most Reasonable
Terms offered by any shoemaker be.
tween here and st. Paul.
Give me call and judge for your.
self. Shop at the old stand on
Fifth ST., Opposite Tribune Office.
James Cairney.
36tf
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24
NOTICE!,

The Subscriber would respectfully
return thanks to the people of Morris
and Vicinity for the liberal patronage
extended to Tim since he commenced
business in
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24

W. NJ. ROMINE, Local Agent.
G. n. WARREN,
Genl Pass. Agent, ST. Paul.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24

N.Dl, VIIO, MuTCH NsU
Wbeat-Activc but low n; cash, S1lDS91ic; May,
S9aac; June, 9nac bid; August, SSslc. Corn
6tendy; .si, 3jc May, 3Jl4c. 0ats-Neglected.
Clover Seed-Firm; casa, March and April $6.G
askei.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-24

D%T!;oiT, March 90
Whe t. i !; \ /, Wa e tSc cash; S9lac May,
sash; Mi" Il IL, l4c n > red, c cash; s 1sa
bid May;'N'. lei, &c. Corn--}:!sc. Oais-No
23 lAc; n :: !, tie &c b Z.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25
Downfall Of Trespass JOHNSON.
Detroit Free Press.

Il can't see dat Prof. Trepass Johnson
am in de hall tonight said Brother
Gardner as he looked up and down.
de fack am, | didn't 'zactly 'spect he
would be. Sartin events hev occurred
to render his absence necessity. De
Secretary will turn to his name on de
roll an scratch it off, and write across
it in red ink de word expelled
When the Secretary had carried out
tile request the President continued:
up to var ago Professor Johnson
was an active, respected member of dis
club. He was not only worker in our
cause but he was industrious as man.
Ii he couldn't get work at $3.50 a day
he got it fur 81. If he couldn't hev
roast duck for Sunday he put up wild
beef bone soup. His family had plenty
to eat an to war, an when rent day
cum around he had de cash ready Tor
his landlord.
list about twelve iuontlis back sumo
white man told de Professor dat he had
as good right to pianer, gold watch,
an span OF horses as rich man. He
was told dat de aristocracy war Coinin'
money out of his labor. He was made
to believe dat de pusson who couldn't
pay 81 to hev kitchen ceilin' white
washed was an oppreSsor. ltwas pounded
into him dat, II ne sot on de fence all
summer an talked agin de blue blood
of dis kentry, somebody would furnish
him roast turkey all winter.
MANY of You see how he was effect
ed. He began to hate honest work.
His mouf began to grow bigger. While
his cloze growed seedy his Importance
increased daily. When his wood-pile
grew low he cussed Vanderbilt. When
his flour bar'l was empty he reviled Jay
Gould. When his children BEGUN rag
ged he ripped at capital. When his
wife BEGUN barfut he swore at de aris-
tocracy. When his landlord bounced
him for non-payment of rent he howled
an raved about oppressors an tyrantS.
de climax cum las mite. l heard
dat he had bin boastin' dat de rich must
divide wild him, an concluded to watch
my hencoop. About leben o'clock de
Professor showed up. had twenty-five
choice hens. He had none. He was
gwine to divide wild me an take 'leben.
My fr'en's, can't zactly describe what
happened arter | got my paws on him,
but know ne went away empty-handed,
limpin' sore, an in de han's of an Of
ficer. He am no longer member of
dis club. If dar am any odder member
wild socialistic ideas now would be
good time fur him to make a grab fur
his hat an back down sta rs.
A deep silence followed. Not man
moved.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

ns-A cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

WE are selling to our customers and the pup1Ic
w who may favor us with call, BEEF, VEAL,
LAMB AND MUTTON, of the best quality at the
lowest market prices. Ga- ORDERS PROMPT
LY FILLED and meats delivered within res-
sonable distance free of charge.
SAMUEL COLLINGS,
sToRE-Y0RK ROAD, near P. o., Towsontown'
Jan.9,'S6y.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25
Our Life Work.
Ely MRS. NJ. j. SMITH.

And will our lie work never be completed,
And must we leave at last some task undone;
And will some cherished task remain Cnfolded
/ When to my ayes appears life's setting sun?
Hands toiling with small rest both late an early,
Whate'er TIE measure of the gains and losses;
Pause not to count, for there's no time to number
y The monuments of buried hopes and crosses.
'Twere better we such milestone had not builded
'Twere better not TO mark the mounds of care
We might forget So pain were they not tanning
And we turned not to read the records there.
Life as we see it seems more less than profit;
Things we have toiled for move on wings;
And often unto reeds most frail and broken,
The heart, the faithful heart most fondly clings.
Then let the past all go. As this day find US,
Mid sunkissed blossoms, or tendrills chilled;
Do well thy task expecting not reward of praise
Till the last page of life is nobly filled.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25
The Art of JuggIeFy.

'The art ofjugglery has not advanced
much within the last twenty-five years,
painfully admitted superannuated wiz
" all been thoroughly exposed, ana tre
very minute methods by which wonder
full results were attained appear now as
easy as making coin disappear from
the closed fist. So much for science
and civilization
sWhat will be the results, do you
think?'
Some of the results are palpable now.
The old sleight- of-hand man has almost
passed away. The wonderful caDinet
of spirits, which at one time astonlshed
the world, it has been proven, was moth
ing more nor less than trick In which
confederates participated. Heller, Hou-
din, and the Davenport brothers were
all exposed.
sWhat is left for the professionals to
do is the question. They cannot all
turn sword-swallowers or knite-throwers,
because that requires lifetime OF prac-
tice. Some new departure will have to
be taken in which the cabinet does MOI
appear. and the tricks of Houdin and
Heller are omitted. This is essentially
the age of realism, and therefore the
tricks in jugglery will have to far exceed
in cleverness any that we have ever seen
produced. When wizard has stage
of his own he can produce startling ef-
fects which defy superficial investigation
sBut the time has arrived when super
fetal investigation is never carried on
but instead such a searching and pro-
found one is performed, that the little
anparatuses to assist are taken into con
sideration and removed. The game Il
efectually blocked. Heller, with hi
wonderful memory, could do many
strange tricks, and Houdin was consld
cred wonderful by the learned and su
pernatural by the ignorant. All the.
both did is perfectly plain now. SOM
new method, in my opinion, ASSISTED
by science and electricity, will in fe'
years be discovered to delude and Great
speculation as the cabinet and man
other tricks did for many years. In
horse-play jugglery ofthe present doesn'
amount int to mneh, uv as.v-.s-.-e -.-e-
!. hrt there is nothing mysterious apo,
, them, since their tricks depend altoge'l
/ er on their personal agility and years
= constant practice. SC -
sAll the tricks and jugglery OF u
\ present day must give way 1t no loh :
E entertains. The people want some'hi,
: thew can see into, SO they will not
V any more to see cabinet trick p e,a
4 ances. Who will open the new helu
) mains to be seen. But that the 'io y
$ are ripe for it no one can doubt 1,,. a a
&c who the wizard will be to cheat the e
'. and physical investigation OF an in.e
d | gent and skeptical public IS matter
conjecture
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

DIR. PENNINGTON is the only Dentist in the
c;tv that makes a SPECIALITY of extracting teeth
by the use of Nitrous Oxide Gas.
SAINT 26 '85y,
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

ag-.Grandpa,' said Teddy as the old
gentleman woke up from loud sound
ing after-dinner nap, IF you would give
your nose a spoonful of paregorlc, don
YOU think you could put it to Sleep
| too2'
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

narThe great are deceived If they
imagine they have appropriated a'nDi
t;on and vanity to themselves.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

DIR. PENNINGTON was formerly associated
with the late DIR. T. G. NORTON, for seventeen
years proprietor of the Baltimore Cotton Dental
Association.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

reg Genius may be sometimes ario.
can't but nothing is SO dithdent as
knowledge.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

ns~The truest mark of being porn l
with great qualities is being born with
out envy.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

ag-The pretty maiden fell overheard
and her lover leaned over the side OF
the boat as she rose to the surface anu
said: Give me your hand Please
ask papa, she said, as she sank Tor the
| second time.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

bSFBanker-What a very illegible
signature old Moneybags has! l had
one of his checks to-day, and the name
was scarcely decipherable.
Baker, never saw his signature but
once. Then it was almost plain enough
fora Hind man 10 read,
Baker-Opposite the sum OF ten uol'
lars on subscription list.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-09-25

agThe best and highest praises are
those we evolve, not those we receive
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-23

Atths residence Of she brides parents.
In seattls. Deo. p. 1885. b. Riv. CLARK
d. Davis. George ". Furry, salesman
In the Seattle Hardware Company's
siors. and Miss Lsara A. Bowman. oaly
daughter OF J. II. Bowman Of this city.
The wedding vas attended by the
following friends of the contrasting
parties; Mr.. and Mrs. 81. d. Ballard,
Mr.. And Mrs. A. p. Burwell, Mr.. and
Mrs. Z b. Buruell. Mr.. Anson BaFveli,
Miss Ellen BuFweli. Miss Minnie Ber-
veil, Mics Carrie Palmer, Mss Gladys
Austin, Miss Mary Hart, Mrs. Sorenson,
Mrs. Mili.r, Mr.. A. Andersen, AE. and
Mrs. @. e. Bowman and A. O. Bowman.
Among the presents bestowed upon
the happy couple we're The following
Oal glass berry Get. by Mr.. and Mrs. u
ID, Ballard; Anbsrina table SEA. Mr.. aHc
Mrs CASTOR, 1t Coupeville; Bohemian
toilet est, o. Z. and A. O. Bovmani sci
OF vases, Mrs. A. O. and @. Z. Bowman
eel silver Zee and sugar Spoons. By A.
Anderson.