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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Married on last Sunday, Sept. 5,
1886, by Judge }. d. Martin, Mr.,
W. B. Parkhill to Miss Cornie Do
ran. The COURIER extends congrat.
ulations and wish that their welded
life may be as bright aud cloudless
as was the cerulean sky under which
they were married.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
INsoLvENT NOTICE.

The insolvency Of the estate Of Burrel
Hughes, deceased, having been suggested to
the County Court, of Hardin County, Tenn,
al persons having claims against said estate,
are notified to file the same authenticated
in the manner prescribed by law, with the
County Court Clerk, Of said county, on or
before the third day of January 1887, or they
will be forever barred. This, Aug. 2, 1886.
JoHS W. SMITH,
Adm's.
IoHS CHERRY,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Persons who lead a life of exposure
are subject to rheumatism, neuralgia
and lumbago and will find a valuable
remedy in DR.. j. II. McLean's Vol
canic Oil Liniment; it will Danish
pain and subtiue inflammation. For
sale by J. X. Barlow q Co. A
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Thousands of people suffer with
back ache, not knowing that in most
cases, it is = symptom of diseased
kidneys and liver, which rlasters and
lotions cannot heal. The best and
safest remedy is DR.. J. H. McLean's
Liver and Kidney Balm. $l.0O per
bottle at j. X. Barlow q Cos. /
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Cuban Chill Tonic, the Great West
Indies Fever and Ague Remedy, new
or fails to cure at once Chills and
Fever, Billousness, Liver Complaint
and every disease of malarious Or
igin. Try it,! 1t will cure you and
impart to you that blessed boon,
Health. Sold by Barlow & Co.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
Notice To Stockholders,

All persons claiming to be stock
holders in the Hardin County A. d
NJ. Society are requested to call on
the Secretary, l.. +. DeFord, and
produce certificates or other evidence
that they are stockholders, on or by
the first day of October, or they will
be forever barred.
JNo. A. DoDDs, Pres't,
L. +. DEFoRD, Sec'y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

OF all glad words of tonne or pen,
the gladdest are these, to the sufferer
with piles. A pleasant. speedy and
permanent cure for piles is found in
Tabler's Buckeye Pile Ointment a
preparation that has never been
equaled as remedy for that disease
and the sufferer does not need to be
told this the second time. For sale
by J. W. Akin and J. X. Barlow.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Exposure to rough weather, getting
wet, living in damp localities, are fa-
vorable to the contraction of diseas-
es of the kidneys and bladder. AS a
preventive, and for the cure of all
kidney and liver trouble, use that
valuable remedy, DR.. j. H. McLean's
Liver and Kidney Balm. $l.0O per
bottle at j. X. Barlow d Co.'S.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
COURIER
THURSDAY, SEP. 8, 1886.
Sick headache is the bane of man.

Sick headaclle is the bane Of many
liyers; this annoying complaint may
he cured and prevented by the occa-
sional use of DR. J. II. McLean's Lit
tie Liver and Kidney Pillets. They
are pleasant TO take. no larger than a
pin head, and are the LADIES' favorlte
for biiousness, bad taste in the mouth
jaundice, for leucorrhea and painful
mensti uation. 20 cts. will at >. IA.
Bai low IL Cos. D
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

In advance Of the sickly season rem
der yourself impregnahle; a malarlal
atmosphere or sudden change of tenn
perature is franght with danger; use
DR.. j. II McLean's Strengthening
Cordial and Blood Purifier. $l00 per
bottle at j. K. Barlow a. Co.'S. 3
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Far better than the harsh treat
ment of medicines which horribly
grippe the patient and destroy the
coating of the stomach. DR.. j. H
McLean's Chills and Fever Cure, b,
mild yet effective action will cure
so cents a hottie ut j. X. Barlow's.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

We neglected last week to mention
the arrival Of Hon. Warren Smith
from Colorado, where he has been
engaged in mining for the last three
months. Mr.. Smith showed US ma
nv specimens of the various ores TO
he found in that country. He also
had some large and beautiful speci-
mems of agate found in the crater
of al extinct volcano,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
SPECIAL OFFER.

SPECIAD OFFEK.
BY special arrangement with the publisher
of this paper, The .Aykansaso 7raVeier will
be dubbed with the COURIER for $z.5o, thus
affording an opportunity to secure both pa
pers for little more than the price of one.
This is rare offer. Take advantage of it at
once. Sample copies Of The .4rkansa ~
7raveley will be mailed on application.
nasa We also furnish the two large and col
ored engravings "The Arkansaw Traveller ~
and The Turn Of the Tune" which, together
with the original story of the ArkansawTrav-
eler, as told by Col. Sandy Faulkner, will be
mailed to any address on receipt of 30 cts
postage stamps taken. These pictures are
not given as premiums, but are mailed, post
paid, only on receipt of price. Address
READ & BENHAM, Publishers,
Little Rock, Ark
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

The Str. Tyler came as far mp as
Savannah last Saturday. +. +. Ed
mission, first clerk, and two other
officers took in the town, dining at
the East House, while the boat lay
at our landing.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Ladies desiring latest style pat
terms call on Mrs. Cora Afford. She
will also make your dresses in city
style and at prices to suit the hard
times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mrs. Mary Broyles Chandler and
her precocious little son Frank, left
on the Gilbert, last Friday, for their
home in St. Louis, having spent the
summer with relatives at this place.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

If you suffer pricking pains on
moving the eyes, or cannot bear
bright light, and find your sight weak
and failing, Won shonld promptly use
DR.. j. Fl. McLean's Strengthening
Eve Salve. 25 cents a box at j. X
Barlow 81 Co.'S. 8
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mrs. N. l. Sewer, who has charge
of the music class at Ross Academy.
spent Saturday and Sunday in town,
the guest of Mrs. NJ. b. Wclrh.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

There are many accidents and dis
eases which fleet Stock and cause
serious inconvenience and loss to the
farmer in his work. which may be
quickly remedied by the use of DIR.
j. II. McLean's Volcanic Oil Lini-
ment For sale by j X Barlow & Co
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Little Henry Smith and his mule
jumped from bluff ten feet high
one day last week and besides being
badly shaken up Henry had his arm
dislocated at the wrist joint.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Our sanctum was deluged with
sunshine, one evening last week, by
the presence of three of Savannah's
most charming and vivacious young
ladies, Misses Fannie and Ida Car.
rington and Sudie Duckworth.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Capt. r. ID. Morrow of the steam
er Clyde has been transferred to
shore service. Capt. Howard is in
charge Of the Clyde.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mr. R. X. Baird qualified, as reg
lister, last Monday and took charge
of the office. He will move his fam
lily to town.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
BY Watson 4 Hefner,
ZEAL ESTATE AGENTS.

One tract lying on the west bank of Horse
creek about four miles south of Savannah, in
the 4th Civil District, containing about $50
acres; $50 acres cleared: balance timbered
good houses, FIVE rooms and kitchens good
well water convenient: good barn crib &c,
An abundance Of good stock water. Also two
other dwelling locations with improvements
on the same place. Situated about 4 Of a
mile from Ross Academy; where they have
good school ten months in the year. viii
sell on easy terms.
One tract lying on the west bank Of
Tennessee river in the 9th civil district,
containing about 74I acres; SO acres cleared.
Good log house, two rooms. Other good
building situations with splendid water con-
venient to cleared land. One of the bound
airy lines extends mile and S. rods along
the west bank Of the Tennessee river. This
land can be bought cheap with easy payments.
One tract, containing 200 acres, lying in
the sth civil district Of Hardin County, two
and one-half miles west Of Hamburger, on
the waters Of Lick Creek, and known.as the
Seay place. About SO acres cleared; the
balance well timbered Several good
springs conven ent to location-one chalybe-
ate spring. Terms Of sale, easy.
Eight acres in the town Of Adamsville,
McNairy County, belonging to A. !. Mitch
Ell, on which are two dwellings, well Of
good water, and one acre in orchard.
One dwelling contains two rooms and the
other five rooms. Terms easy.
s. acres of land lying on both sides Of the
Paulk's Mill Road one mile northeast Of Sa-
vannah. Terms easy.
/ One store honse in the town OF Savannah
next door to J. J. Williams & Bro, size zzxSo
feet; in good repair. Lot 22xI26K feet.
Terms easy.
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Esa vou pup ira 'oss,go " sss~ sosds st.spssPs 70
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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Miss FANNIE, the bright and cap
tivating little daughter of Mr.. l. w.
Ross, paid the COURIER office pleas
ant visit last week.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mrs. II. 4. Akin will leave soon
for St. Louis and Louisville. Ladies'
desiring to make special orders
please call and have them attended TO-
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

NJ. M. Austin, Of Iuka, Thomas
Walker, of Shiloh, and Miss Lettie
Smith, of Economy, entered school
at Hardin College Monday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

MIS-. Ida Edmiston, in company
with her father, Capt Akin. of this
place, returned to her home at Cliff
ton, last Tuesday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mrs. Parks and daughter, Mantu-
makers, of Columbia, have located in
our town.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

The steamer John Gilbert came
up as far as this landing, last week,
To take on sixteen thousand feet of
lumber.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
WATSON g. HEFNER,
Real Estate agents,
Savannah, Tenn.

Will investigate titles, buy and sell lands.
Titles to lands in Hardin County investi-
gated free of charge. Lands will be adver-
tised free. No charge will be made for any
service unless a sale is consummated. A rea-
sonable commission will be charged on all
sales perfected.
Send us description of any lands you de-
sire to sell. Parties desiring to buy or sci
land will find il to their advantage to call on
or address as above.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

W. +. Morris, of the firm Of De-
Ford h Morris, is in the East buy
ing goods.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mr.. j. r. Houghton has our thanks
for basket of large and dilicious
pears which were highly appreciated
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

j. A. Cunningham, Esq, left on the
Clyde last Friday night to attend
Circuit Court at Columbia.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

DR.. J. T. Motley, of Bethel Springs
spent last Saturday and Sunday in
Savannah.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Cigars, Tobacco. Snuff, Coffee, Sn-
gar, Teas and Canned Goods, at
Barlow's.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mr.. ]. G. Counce qualified, as sher-
if, last Monday and will take charge
of the office in a few days.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Wall Paper, Pens, Ink, Pencils
Writing Paper, Perfumery, &c at
Barlows.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Mr.. A. J. Duncan, of Clifton, was
in our town Saturday. He is drum
ming for St. Louis grocery house,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

j. F. McDougal has gone to Mem
phis to confer with the new United
States Marshall, DR.. Yancey.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

New Fall goods are being received
at Mrs. II. 4. Atkins.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Jcwelry, Watches and Clocks, at
Barlow's.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

w. S. Nance, Of Clifton, was in
Savannah Monday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Joe A. East went TO Corinth Sun
day, after his family who have been
on a visit, returning Wednesday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Joe A Cunningham, Louisville, is
in the city.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Judge f. ID. Patterson opened
court at Columbia last Monday. He
will hold five weeks at that point.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Jonas Ross, (col.) was seriously
injured in runaway accident last
Tuesday.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Hardin College has an enrolment
of IS pupils, to date.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
Nj xon High School Third Year.

The first term, of ten weeks, of
the High School, at Nixon, under
management of Prof. j. A. Steele,
will begin September 6, 1886.
D..oa IF tu;,inu u; no q q fnllOwc.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

Miss Marian Sewer spent q few
days with relatives in town last week
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09
Paints and Oils at Barlow's.

J Ruby East visited Ccrinth this
week.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

J. j. Williams is visiting the East
ern mark cts this week.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

The rain fall, for August, in this
section was 2 So inches.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-09-09

W. R, Kinks, of Clifton, spent part
of this week in Savannah.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12
Tho Hand iu Lite1ntnro.,

The late Franz Liszs had hand TO
which the hand of fate furnished a
poor comparison. Long, sinewy, flexi-
be to degree, the digits were actu-
ated by set Of flexors and extensors
as tirelesi aa steel, and it was nimbe
note which escaped their touch as
they pounced up and down the key
board.
"Here is her hand" sighs young
Portens, addressing himself to some
delectable lines penned to him by the
incompatible Julia, "Here is her
hand, the agent Of her heart"
Everywhere we 60" declared one
young divine, waxing eloquent over
the omniprescence OF the Deity,
everywhere We go we see the foot
prints OF the hand of God"
The hand ofDr, Johnson, habitually
raised in defense of Church and King
and the morals OF humanity, should
have been, ii one were to chime in
with the idealists, sturdy member,
long and strong and masteriul Blu.
we knew that it was not, and that,
grimy and feverish as it habitually
was, it was more often than elsewhere
at the Doctors mouth, where his teeth
played fearful havoc with the dirty,
ragged nails.
1t used TO distress the English ladies
OF the last century wofully when they
went down TO Tunbridge Wells to
meet the great and good DR.. Richard.
son TO discover that he was only q
little, fat, pudgy old man; that the
hand which shielded the spotless
Clarissa through all her perils and
brought her, finally, to triumphant
and virtuous end, was puff ball of q
hand, nesting comfortably on the
good doctors paunch.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12

In his report to the United States
Government Consul Tanner says con-
corning the food OF the Saxons:
Here, as everywhere else in Saxony,
among the poorer classes, was that all
pcrvading smell Of coffee. Coffee is
the universal beverage in Ssxony.
Coffee and bread, bread and coffee,
the bread dry and the coffee black
and bitter, three times a day, with an
occasional potato boiled for dinner.
frequently make up the sum total Of
a fsmily's subsistence for week at a
time. Sundays they have a bali pound
OF meat, but II ths family is not to1
large that half pound is divided be-
tween two dinners,
Horse meat Ia extensively consumed
by the lsborlng class, the prices rang
ing from to cents per pound. i
can also youch for the fact that q large
number OF dogs are annually killed for
consumption, Dog meat is publ
exposed for sale in the markets, and |
am informed that many we'll to do
people frequently eat it in preference
W nutlJuI uuu tuo laCI ludI III lS SOlu
at from l to cents per pound more
than horse meat would seem to bear
out this assertion "Roast dog and
dumplings" is frequently advertised in
the papers by keepers OF restaurants,
and the Chemnitz papers contain Il
weekly statistical account of all the
horses and dogs killed for cousump-
ton in that city Dog meat is sup
posed to possess a curative power in
cases of pulmonary complaints, and to
judge by the number annually killed
in this ueighborhood, the disease
must be widespread.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12
MEMPHIS APPEAL---sUNDAY. SEPTEMBER 12. 1885

armored vessels OF about 5000 tons
displacement, designed for speed OF
at least sixteen knots an hour, with
engines having all necessary appli.
ances for working under force draught,
TO have q complete torpedo outfit and
be armed in the most effective man
ner."
The attention OF all steel manuiac'u'
rers of the United States is invited to
the requirements of the Navy Depart
ment. In the way Of armor plates
and heavy gun foreings, for the prose-
cution OF work authorized by Congress
and they are invited to specify, in
competition with each other, upon
what terms they will engage to pre-
pare for the production OF and pre-
duce the iorgings and armor plate re.
Quired for modern ordnance and
armoTed sbiIs. Bids are invited for
supplying the department with about
1910 tors OF steel gun forgings, OF
which about 1928 tons will be
for guns OF six inches caliber,
20 tons of guns OF s inches calibsr, and
9l2 tons for caliber between 10 inches
and ~ inches (both inclusiye); Also
about 1900 tors of steel armor plates,
to be OF the best material and manu-
faeture, shaped accurately alter pat
terms to fit the form Of each vessel for
which intended, and of such 8 yes ss
may be required, varying somewhat
as follows: 20 feet by 8 feet by IL
inches thick, l7a feet by 8 feet by II
inches thick, liz feet by Il feet by 8
inches thick. There will also be
thinner plates. The usual guarantees
OF good faith and timely performances
are required to be submitted with all
hida
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12
THE WICKED CONVERSES.
THE SALTIEST TESTIMONY YET
INTRODUCED.
A Sensation Caused by Col. YOung's
Evidence Moderator and
Brethren Shocked.
ESPECIAL TO TIN APPKAL.I

LOUISVILLE, KY, September IL
The Converse case last night was ex-
citing. Col. Bennett Youne's exam.
ination wss continued. The Court
ruled that the witness might be asked
for rames, but need not give them
only at discretion. DR.. Daniel then
pressed his question, and asked wit
ness to give the names OF any he had
heard re fiecting upon the veracity OF
the accused. Col. Young's answer
made a stir. He testified that he
could give a thousand names. He
could give 800 right here in Louisville,
He then named DR.. I. ID. Witherspoou,
DR.. Pratt, DR.. Bodiuger. DR.. Saunders,
DR.. Barbour, DIR. Braeken, DR.. Blau-
ton, DR.. Logan, Revs. s. M. Neel, r.
win, aud j. @. Malloy, moet of these
being present.
DR.. r. p. Farris, Of st. Louis, testi.
fed to the bad reputation Of defend
anti. His cross examination con-
sumed most Of the day. DR.. L. W..
BodiDger, of Kentucky, also testified
to the bad reputation both OF the pa
per and its editors
Presbytery adjourned at 2 o'clock
till Monday, when the prosecution
will continue examination OF its wit
nesSes. IL
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12

saloon run by Frank Yedlicks. 1t is
the resort of the lowest classes, and
vile obscenity and disgusting profanity
are to be heard on every hand. The
head bartender OF the establishment is
a little II year old girl, Yedlicka's
daughter, who has been pressed into
service by that worthy on motives of
economy. The child is engaged there
the better portion of the day, dealing
out beer, whisky and rum to the men
who frequent the place. She's rather
small and slight, and the sight OF the
little thing carrying a big "schooner"
OF beer almost hall as large IS herself
would be ludicrous were it not disgust
ing. Day after day she is compelled
to work in these dingy quarters, lis
tening 10 the prof .niiy and obscenity
which there prevail. O1ce in while
a drunken bum will smUse himself
taunting the child and asking her vile
and insulting questions. The girl is a
remai kably bright, pretty and intelli-
gent child, but che is growing up
amid circumstances of disgusting de-
pravity. Something ought to be done
for hCr.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12
The SaIiiest Testimony Yet Intro
duce0.
IsrEcIAL TO TgsfAPrEALl

ESPECIAL TO IHhfAffhALI
LOUISVILLE, KY, September H.
The 81 ltiest Ii stimony vt heard in Il Q
Converse trial was that given by Dol.
Bennett II. Young, pillar Of the
church in this city and business man
OF high stapding. Col. Young testi-
fed at last nights session aud the
Presbytery did not adjourn until after
IL o'clock. Col. Young is president
OF the Presbyterian Mutual
Assurance fund and he said
it was undoubtedly understood
that at the time the receipts for the
Rev. Mr.. Mosely's assessments passed
between the parties, the Converses
had telegraphic knowledge that Mr..
Mosely was in precarious condition.
Passing to the reputation OF the Con-
verses and their paper, Col. Young
made sweeping statement that he
had heard a thousand people say it
was bad.
After a call for names, and terribly
tiresome discussion, the witness ex-
ploded a bomb in the court by naming
nearly all the ministers then present
and connected with the trial, in
GLIDING, also, Col. Thomas Bullet, the
attorney for the Couverses, and DIR.
Malloy, the moderator.
Immediately there was sensation,
but Col. Young stood firm, and said
he could cite instances II the Presby-
terry insisted.
DR.. Farris, editor Of the 81. Louis
Presbyterian, was the next witness, but
his testimony differed little from the
rest. He said the papers reputation
was bad.
At this mornings sts,ion DR.. Farr.s
was again placed on the stand, and
went through rigid examination in
regard TO the relations Of their church
papers to the Christian Observer, but it
was hard to zee anything in this quiz
zlng by Col, Bullet that had a direct
bearing on the case, except that Far
ris agreed with Woodrow on evolution,
At noon the Prssbytery adjourned
until Monday morning.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-12
No Hend for Rnsinsan

"John," said the wife OF a Dakota
settler when he came home from a trip
to town, cold Bill is dead at last"
swell, that's good. / lowed when
l turned him out in the pasture
the other day that II he didn't
die fore winter I'd have to shoot him.
II don't pay to keep hoIss when it
gets as old and feeble as he was. He
PICARD extra weak this mornin'."
ooh, he didn't die that way. Some
Chicago hunters came along and shot
him by mistake for buffalo,"
'Shot him, heyP Well, that's blame
smart, How much did you get for
him?"
"Why, 1 tod 'em it was all right I;
that we wanted him TO die"
"Great thunder, woman, don't you
know nothin'P Why in blazes didn't
you tell 'em he was our family buggy
no s, and worth 1850? Great smokes
1t seems rs il women never had no
business bout 'em anyhow. You
might just as well Of told 'em that he
was FLOODED hoss, and that yer hus,
band was County Sheriff, and got Sl0C
Of good, honest money."--Es teliin'
Bel.