St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-11

majority, against 41.000 two years ago, the
nuuioflSt on the Pioneer Press VINO penned
tue paragraph in which it was alleged that
the epuolican state central committee was
entltied to the gratitude of the party for its
"e1ective service" should have his salary
ralSeu and be allowed the privilege OF calling
Tor barrel of PIllsbury's best whenever he
wants IL without charge
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1t doesn't matter much what Cleveland
! THINKS about the row between Vest and Villas.
III frankie and Mother-in-Law Folsom want
him TO do one thing he wont dare TO do an
other. 1t would be we'll. therefore, il the
wisconsin AMI Missouri statesmen would
| recognize who they really have to coDcIliate.
! In combat like this between the +. Il. VS.
| IL would not be hard matter to PICK the
winner.
a farmer at Howleiek, Oak, who happened
| TO De In that town yesterday and got hold or
a copy or the GLOBE containing the diretul
| preolctions of Foster, the Burlington weather
prophet, sends a telegraphic message asking
TOT continuation. He says he is DUBIOUS De-
cause the original publication was made in
the burlington Hawkeye, and he IS AFRAID IL
is simply one of Bob Burdette' jokes.
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| Under the laws in force at La Crosse, as at
| pre- sent interpreted by some of the authori-
Ties and enforced by Mayor Powell, If man
came I'D from the Wisconsin pineries, suffer
ing from violent cancer on Sunday. and
wanted White Beaver to remove 1T, patient
and doctor would be compelled to swim the
river lf railroads and steam ferries are
stopped) and come into Minnesota in order to
perform the operation Or. il woman IN
the last Stages of consumption was brought
III from JACK count on stretcher, ana IL
was moral certainty that she would die be-
Tore morning if she did not get q dose OF
Nhlte Beavers cough cream, nothing could
De zone Tor her and she would have 10 give
up the ghost among STRANGERS and in strange
land. When it comes to this 1t is time to call
hait-or. better still, have an elaborate
burial OF Puritans.
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The United States fish commission gives it
| out that in 1885 the production of shad was
over 81 U00O00. No man wi be apt to carry
these ngures in his mind and be able to recall
them at moments notice unless he happens
to be devourng hearty breakfast and gets d
bone in his throat.
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If Fotheringham is really an accomplce in
the express car robbery, what Il grand oppor-
| tunity Congressman Morrison missed i'll not
securing his services on election day. A man
OF totheringham'S genius and skill could
easily have stolen enough votes in Belleville
alone to have defeated Jehu Baker.
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cduSO w OOu gives UOtlce tluJ ue lulCHOo ~
contest tue election of w. Il. Merriam. OF
course no one knows just how Mr.. Lee. of
Todd county, will feel about this when he
sees the news in the papers, but if he has the
instincts OF human being he will smile. and
then chuckle. and eventually go out and take
a drink with himself
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A telegram from Fergus Falls says the
commission to locate the insane asylum is
there. As nothing has been hear1 from
Bog Trotter'' Marden for the past three
days it is feared by his relatives that the
commission has succeeded in capturing him.
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If Loren Fletcher doesn't organize himself
into solid column and storm the Castle.
after all that mas been said and done, the
people will begin to think that his bac kbone
is fractured and that, owing to his recent re-
verses, he really is in a HI of fix.
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Unless you are particularly handy in dodg-
ing pistol bullet, don't be around in the
vicinity when Col. Charles \. Gilman and
man will allow no man to call him a traitor
and live.
'I'll bet So that. on the face OF the returns,
Ames is elected governor and will take his
seat" confidently remarked a nun at the
state house yesterday. whats that?' said
Capt. Burger, who is loyal man aud fights
over the battles of the Rebellion every night
in his dreams; II II take it too quick. Cover
that!' And he put S. bill in the hand of
bystander. 1t was promptly covered, and
then the man coolly remarked: Il refer to
Ames, of Massachu settes." The captains
went glimmering; but, like the Old and fire.
tried veteran that he is. he suffered and made
no sign.