The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-10-28
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A tramp ~Ls Ass ssnsssy i . tcSrasi
"A aebs "a Frsisissse ~ seo efs<s ecsa-
pscnss.ess ii sbSps ses ceess o. dollar.
-~l.AssAs oaas osaen ~sss slosbisg IN r~-
fslix rsstr. csn 90 ihs ~ = irs-
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"a Colorado lusy found ths drsah q >
rsnsisw. vhs bsd bsss kiilsd II aecce-
10 sa.is. rs&sli~x srou '1ssd pcisos-
sng~
-~AT hs ruling passion strong In bstsah.
ssnssied Mrs. UAddle, vbsa hsr husband
ea~s In a nxht I'D bsGs osss 70 80 y
~ ~ s&ss<r.
" -~-swels hoe aid yca iits W ssraoaY'
one LADY AsAsd another. = dids't boar
spy s<smos; bsiooa 70 shs choir" -
ihs self sssisned ssloipdsr.
- EssIisssos gisi ssss there y 90
uaia IL The ss,ine. Like fstbsr, l'ls
soa. She says sbe likes Tho go nfst rats
bal sAe can bess. The fsthns.
: liz stood nnaes tie uiadow md Yang
.silov Can I4ssss Thse." Bat be DID
lsase. snd 10 suddsaly that the dog went
back u tho house sad wspt
= An agricultural exchange thinks that
The old iAsbionsd piow i soon destined
10 become thing Of the past We hAve
ofssa ihoagLsis - being run into sle
groaad.
Our yAukss irisnds could nos capture
Charleston dur.ns ibs vsr. bns they bavs
doas i, aos. Il IL city that bad 70 pe
sbakeA bsfors taken. 70 SAYS the Macon
Telegraph.
oI eighty girls landed y Castle Oar
ls44 seccutl,, iitty- i~o we're red.haired.
A. thsy III went Wsst. scientists viii, no
doubt. soon begin - see and diagnose red
sunsets again.
szssw- How can worthy young man get
start 10 liic7' This on repeated question
wsaries 10. We arc Abls 70 think Of moth
10y II present that gets asay with the old
sshioped bent pin.
"A Michigan woman hsa picked and
sold eaongb blackberries this season to
bny her husband shot gun She con
clnlsi thai j, VAS cheaper than divorce
aua more likely 10 be loaded.
"a Iabal. what do Won do With yout
ssif sanda,S" asked Bjones 81 the cousin
from Chicago who 10 visiting bis house.
.sundAygv repeated the Chicago man.
wonderlngiy, Whats thaii
"A correspondent writes: Il am 10
love With young lady. but too bashful 70
propose. Who can help me out?' We
should say that her father could; that 10,
II yon happen TO stay too late.
~ bate that mani exclaimed Mrs.
UppcrseA. sTd like 10 make bis life mis-
erable. TELL you what" said her hus-
bxad, warmly, I'm send the william ~
invitation 10 your musicale. Well torture
him"
People needn't sneer 1t me because
/ am an old maid, said Miss 0ilderslesve,
. snappisLly. may be an old maid. but il
lam, I'm one from choice. Yes, said Mr.
Cassignoie sympathstically, 20 I've always
understood. Choice was quite unanimous,
wAsn'tit7
Fair traveller What does this mean
Tue erpressmsn says be cant lind my
trunk. Here il the check for H. Bag
esgeman The trouble is. ma'am, that
you changed cars too often. The check
aud part Of the handle has arrived. but
she other pieces haven't got along yet.
~.,- : Gan ron toll me. my dear. said hen
pecked husband 10 bis scolding wife. the
difference between your mouth and .
Court House door, No. cir, ! can't.
Well, then, you better have one or the
other Of them closed 20 that other peo-
pie can Tell the difference. svsn il you
cant
la any ono waiting On yous inquired
polite salesman Of Weatvills maiden.
Wcil. l cant hardly tell. she blushinsly
replied. Sometimes think there il and
then again ain't certain. but Wills sort
Of funny, you know, and then she blushed
again. aud ssksd 10 look u soma lace COL
lars.
III have some doubts about The young
mans stability. said the minister 70 Mrs
Fuunybore respecting one 81 her dsugh-
tiers admirers. Have youf Well, Y
,on only knew how be hangs on every TIM
10 comes, TIL The roostsrs crow. you woult
no, doubt his stability any longer" AMI
The minister turned away.
PA, does tho sausage come ont Of BIZ
hole on the Caadiemas day and lcol
arcnud Tor its shadow 10 a 70 make a
early springf Ma says ii does" VIVA
are yon talking sbonia' says papa 70 hi
I lit.le boy. IN il the ground hog tLa
comes out Of IL hole. not the sausage,
well. siu't sausage ground hosi"
Sunday school superintendent twh
has ,nst been eDdeavoring 10 impress up
on the minds Of the scholar The lesson Q
The long Iiie Of the prophet Elijah, AM
the punishment 81 the isrevercnt childre
By hea~) = Nov, can any one tell me VII
49,. b~ass aie tho chiIdreds Wee SINAI
voice tsisss pauss) Cause they though
II fiah vas 100 cid.
"A visitor catered the Office Of The Boz
son Pos, ons day. while ii ~ under Co
0reeny's management. and made hinssl
40 obnorions thai tho doughty colonel. :
the story rms. kicked him down stair
aJhs AAD picked himself up and ysllc
$Assks .syoo'll hear from me again. sirl
"Meil. I'm glad 70 bear Jon ~ 20" ~
plie.i the colonel. Who bed besn iookin