Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-28
BITS FROM BOSTON.

BITS FROM BOSTON.
Prentice milford Tells About the Mind
Curers.
Special Crrr..spnndencel
BOsroN. Feb l3 In the matter of remedy
ing bodily ills, the Mini Cure sweeps the
board and takes the cake mere in Boston.
For anv and all 4 s,aSes from cancer to a
corn. from an eariChe to erysipelas no pills
no powders. no prescriptions. no drugs, nc
regular doc'orS-nothng but mind, mind.
mind Pit your mind against the ailment
and it must 60 Make up your mind tina
your stomach shall digest pickles, and dow
go the pick q, without dyspepsia Make up
your mimi that late suppers must agrae
with YOU and the war is over and mince pie
and the nightmare are no longer synonymous
terms Said 10 me recently one of the mind
cured, and now a self healer and mind
curist of others: Last night ate quarter
Of a pound OF cheese Ii didn't raise rip
pie of digestive disturbance i said it won I
hurt me it can't hurt me, because mind l.
more po owerful than matter. Cheese is mat
ter don't know what mind actually is,
but I've got some. | just put it on tn,
cheese. and it conquered it Before | was
out of the Cd gall Of bitterness and bonds oI
iniqmty could no more have stood so mucf
cheese than conId SO much weight Of ten
penny nails Glory hallelujahl To-nighr
I'm going in for a late supper of lobster
salad I'm free man
When an east wind comes to BoSto every
one feels privileged to De cross On east
wind mornings Boston wives never Ask thei
husbands for money. Money is Away light
at home on those east wind days. Stimu ant
is frequ. ntly necessary to brace up the mas
culine organization while at business, and q,
a result the Boston hus band may be tighter
at night and his money at looser ends thar
in the morning
There Is not in Boston such bitter demon
national variance a a hundred years ago
What exists GEMS confined chiefly to tn,
church clocks. No two of them will agre,
on time. | notice in this respect much dis
cord openly displayed on Presbyterian an
Unitarian steepie< Ali agree, however, in
stopping during extreme cold weather. But
even here they won't stop at the same hour
Boston restaurants are waitered chief
bv women. Girls and women are her
plentiful and cheap Pretty girls trot ten,
twelve and fourteen hours per day in tn
public feeding places at three and four dol
lars a eek. Frequently they get tired, lost
their patience and their manners Boston
culture seems to draw the line at the restau
rant. Boston culture is very choice, and l.
sometimes laid carefully on the shelf al
home when its owner goes abroad The
umnlverouS big stores here hive hundreds o.
little girl all day long label them with &
number, and apply TO all the general and
approprlate naifArof Cash OF these one
fourth break down within five years and
the other thre,-fourthS do worse. Five-ceni
stores are increasing AMI swallowing W
these infant clerks by the hundred. lnfantilt
muscles patter about in these commercial
peniIentiarieS from : IN the morning till OF
10 at night month in and month out. The
air Is not fragrant, and sunshine never
enters. These children may be seen goinc
home by the score at IL at night They
recreate at that time by goSSiping with
Youngsters i'll the transition state between
boyhood and youth at the corners and under
brilliantly lighted saloon windows, when the
good BOstonlan is at home and abed.
There Is an average in Boston of three
spiritual me- iums' to every street The
charges are from 8 to - per sitting, with
the chances OF a chat with Aristotle Plato,
Cicero or Ben Franklin II you think you
get your money worth, why you do IL is
ever SO nice not only to receive cOnsoling
messages from departed friends, but TO be
told every time you go what wonderful
and good fellow YOU are and how the world
Is Just gong back ON itself and diScounting
itself ut the rate Of twenty per cent. a
minute in not recognizing and accepting you
for what you really are especially when the
me jun Is a young and pretty woman. and
IN the trance condition takes your hand
in hers and calls you her dear brother" for
an hour or more and sends you off home in
u beatific condition from the story told of
what wonderful things you are going to do
when you are develop ed" If people would
only look into these things they'd find more
in them than now they dare dream of
The ma jOrity of the distinguished men of
Boston. such as have prestigsd her as the
Athens of America are now under
ground This doesu matter much They
shine just "a brightly under the sod as above
it, and possibly better, because a dead repu
tatiOn or, rather, a reputation bel onging TO
a dead man. can never tarnish If alive he
might slop over, thereby giving his friends a
great deal OF trouble to cover up his sin and
keep before the public on his Old basis Its
a great thing for a notoriety to live a con
sistent lite and get safely under ground
without doing anything that the friends OF
the family will lie ashamed of Fortunate
j. he who leaves behind nothing to smell
badly save his body a i, decomposes
PRENTICE MILFORD.