Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1886-01-15
YARIErTEs.

tably-takos kindly to prohibition.
Whiskey and the negro cannot get
along together.
It is said that capital is seeking in
yestment in Atlanta, as never before
since it adopted local option. This is
not strange; the less of whiskey, the
more of everything that is good.
The whites and blacks voting to
gether against drunkenness in Atlanta
is bright streak in the Southern and
national sky. The less Of whiskey the
more of everything good for men, wo-
men, and children, Of all classes and
colors
The spirit of the age and the hap
peiings Of the times, are digging around
the roots of the Established Church of
England, some day, not very far off, it
will fall, A free Church in a free
State is the watch-word for every
Christian nation.
The temperance people who are now
getting into heated controversy about
the best method of accomplishing what
all desire have need to be conciliatory
IN temper and temperate in speech.
The Whisky Devil leads united army.
King John Of England when re-
fused 10000 marks by Jew, ordered
one OF his teeth to be drawn every day
until he consented. When he had lost
seven of his teeth, the Jew yielded.
Hence arose the saying, "In spite of
his teeth, " to do any thing contrary to
a fixed purpose.
The Georgia Baptist, one of the pa.
pers published and edited by our col
ored brethren, contains a conspicuous
double-column advertisement of "Anti-
Curl, preparation for "kinky, curly,
and rigid hair" Among white folks
in this section a different taste exists.
Crimping and curling taxes their In
genuity.
A San Francisco lady taught
Chinaman how to cook and she showed
him how to make coffee for breakfast
clarifying the coffee with an egg.
The first egg she broke was a bad one;
SO she threw it away and went on with
the next. She learned three months
that her initiative cook reg
ularly threw away the first egg and
used the second.
Dutchman temperance lecture. I dell
how it vas. / drunk mine lager;den I
put mine hand on minehead and der vas
a pain. Den I put mine hand Oh mine
body and dere vas anoder pain; don I
put my hand on mine pocket and der
vas nothing. So I jine mid de demper-
ance beebles. Now dere is no pain in
my head, and de pain in mine body
vas all gone away. I put mine hand
on mine pocket und dere vas dw9nty
dollars SO / stay NIT de temperance
beeples.
An ignorant fellow who was afraid
to get married resolved to make him
self perfect in tie responses of the
marriage service, but by mistake, he
committed the Office of babtism for those
Of riper years; so when the clergyman
asked him in the church, "wilt thou
have this woman to be thy welded
wife the "bridegood answered in a
very solemn tone, 81 renounce them
alp the astonished minister said. sI
think you are fool" to which he re-
piled call this I steadfastly believe"
The Astorian, which has about as
much respect for the signal service
weather predictions as hen has for
meeting house, delivers itself of the
following ''predikshons" of its own:
"The wind to day will blow from the
south, unless it should happen to veer
around to the east; if the barometer
falls we will have falling weather; if it
goes up, the weather will trump or
follow suit; if the mercury goes below
zero, we will have ice in the Columbia:
a very rough bar will prevent vessels
crossing; should the sun shine all day,
we will ha We clear weather"
There are two kinds of girls, says
the home visitor: zone is the kind
that appears best abroad-the girls
that are good for parties, rides, visits,
balls, ETC., and whose chief delight is
IN such things The other is the kind
that appears best at home the
girls that are useful and cheerful in
the dining-room, sick-room, and all the
precints Of home. They differ widely
n character. One is often torment
1t homo, the other blessing; one Is
moth, consuming every thing about
her; the other is sunbeam, inspiring
light gladness all around her pathway.
To which Of these classes do you be-
ongl"
About eight men suffer from nasal
catarrh where one woman is victim.
One reason for this difference is that
men keep their heads in a sensitive
condition from the moisture and heat
Of the hat. A man with a vital con-
stitution walks into the garden with
n