The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-03-04
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a MinSespclis * sgressssca len thu
church crc Sunday becsssc the minister
tock his ssrs from NJ. Pal.
- .Ali mer are bern free ssd eqasl,
luI tho asnscslsy IL thai soms men are
bora tqaai 10 bali dozen oihsr.
800 II dont matter hos much bepevc-
ispee mao rfofesses. uniess be puis ssh-
80 90 hts sidewalk ii icy weather
"A Dispatch ssys "A dam yields ai
Ffaaklin." Ths,'s The trouble With ibese
fsm. -'h-, is~sh loose too easily.
"A lesci,,s Ia one ~ oar schools ssled
The elias. sh,eb sAs The lossei day q
The ycsr. an promptly eoi The snsver;
''sasdss
-iis ja.a - all that msiorliy u
,sopls h.s- ifgubie Tbey sopii 90 ont
aaa borrow Is il lhey aiA noi base !, 10
,hr loa.r
O.orse q Cabnon The great Mormon
son tsass @hsf il Is 10 h. under heavy
ehaI.e, a1d sii pn billy lie fired into
'i'~ fssissDiialy
4 pca.bsr - iuiisi,lpLia ladies have
ffm 2 81 association d, do mrnding fer
ls.'ei,lnf- II j. ronjectufed thst they
"..s ,t.s tbe, may resp.1
Aud hes .iI s,g Jon, my little
mann .sil tie ,ehool irustec, TO a little
fv- ,.ar old I'm ral old 81 all. I'm
hearty aes was he response.
E.ne,son ssid. III is not beauty that
inspires the deepest passion" This is
calculated 10 gave lhr girl Sho wears 81 &C.
iscles . lillie i.,.diul ,eneourss cement,
Yes. sail the High Street woman,
'.i,s TO bad; there's Mrs. BIS son been
arrested aud sent 10 The house OF refuse,
or som. o'utr iniormsiory institution"
--"rruih IL becoming scarcer every
dsy. -.sr ialaaae@ II rs fact that dur
Ing tbe pas, Nv WEARS q great deal OF
nnth Las bee ..tDdrsgn from circula-
lion.
"A Camden man has invented snd ice
velocipede NJ. thank You, bone Tor us,
We have cracked Ice two inches thick
with the back Of our neck on common
skates
Whats The use Of closing the saloons |
on Sunday The police won't go to
church anyhow II the saloons are open |
on Sunday, the people know right where
10 90 when they ssnt policeman.
pa" asked little boy. when
politician goes into office does be take an
oa,hf' Yes. "And when he goes out
OF ofice does be take au oatb2' Eyes,
bu, there is nothing compulsory about
it,"
"A New York artist was recently visit
ed by lady friend. The artist was paint.
ing at angel, why do you always paint
your snp,l il With dark hair and black
syesf ssL.d she, My wife is blonde
said he.
Little Mamie Fizzletop comes crying
10 her mother. Whats the matter, Ma
miri" johnny boxed my ears" why
didn't you give il baes to him?" II can't
ma gave ii back TO him already before
he hit me.
A farmer ia this country, having read
10 poultry journal that ''hens having
dark plumase lay earlier and more fire.
quen,l, than those Of light color" imme-
diaiely went to work and dyed seventeen
white hens black.
An Englishman 10 Madras has. by
lucky accident. made . photograph of
tiger in the act Of Selling it's prey. II
vas only q partial success, however. as
be didn't have time 10 tell the beast 10
"look pleasant"
"A philanthropist asked the daughter
OF rich manufacturer, who employs
hundreds Of men. II she ever did anything
for her fathers hands7 mo" was the re.
ply. "but rub mine with glycerine and
oatmeal every night"
"A clever Albany girl who was 81
Ridgo6eid the other night was asked what
her sensations were when she shot down
the ,oboegsu chute for the first time. ut
Was delightful" she exclaimed enthusiast
tically; Il thought vas dying.'
Father" asked little Johnny. why
il il that they always begin the lssisls-
tive sessions with prayer" Il don't
know. my son. replied the father, ''un-
less i, Is to sort o. blind the eyes Of the
Lord as 10 what is done after the prayer 10
ended. /"
"A n-rgro boy 10 lndiauspolis Was
"iooIIDs' through q section OF new stove
pipe which he Was carrying home the
other day. when be fell over a dog, and
The s,oyrpip~ en-, b.. pose toto so many
pieces tba, be don't know which one 10
blow.
What 10 the origin Of motiony' asked
} celebrated preacher. Well. there are
many orisius A call 10 come up and have
> dfipt will bring fifty men to their feet
10 second. and spider down . girls
back 10 The origin Of some Of tho liveliest
motion the world ever saw.
1T Vas droIi reply that rose to the
ips Of the Confederate soldier who vss
'ansLs ia perslmmon tree by General
Longsireet When sterniy asked by bis
commander shs, be vas doing there. the
'eserap 1t oncc disarmed his superior's
sntb BY saying; I'm essin' some green
,ersimmon's 10 drsw my stomsch up 20
III o. III. n,ioun
The humorous Bishop Msrley once