The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1886-02-04
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Bohemian (n)otes are ripel

Bohemian (n)otes are ripe!
Kid Lined Gloves Soc, at Jos. Woe
ner's.
Don't forget the Assignees sale of tn
Haston property on the 10th inst.
"Mikado' was the best We have ha
In Eaton for many years.
Roller Kinks can be purchased chea
now.
Valentines, comic and sentimental, 8
Eidson's Book Store.
Oliver Daily's sale comeso off next Tues
day, Feb. 9th.
We were treated in this region to abou
three inches of snow IN last Saturda:
night. Too light for good sleighing.
Progressive Jackstraws have been in
vented for those who have moral objec
tions to progressive card games.
Throw your ashes and rubbish on tn
street. Tho Corporation is kind enough
to hire q team to haul it away for you
It is about time for the wiseacre t
speculate as to the probability of the con
dition of the small fruit.
The ice men have slowed away abou
all the ice they will need to cut this win
ter. 1t is of an excellent quality.
The protracted meetings around her,
are not getting in many converts. Times
are too hard!
Jacob Trick slaughtered a beef at the
Infirmary last week that netted 1861
pounds. Hard to beat.
Buck Gloves and Mittens at cost a
Jos. Woerner's.
The days are now about forty minutes
longer, and the increase is very percepti
bic on q clear day..
Col. E. D. Welty, late of the Reiche'
House, has gone to Walnut, Iowa, to re-
side and recruit his health.
A Democrat. from Paris vas in bur Of
fec last week. He says Bloom is con.
sidered the worst crank the town ever
had.
The city Council agreed last Tuesday
night to furnish the Opera House stage
with a set of parlor furniture and a car.
pet. Correct.
Mems and boys Wool Knit Socks &c.,,
ur1r3h Ok - T4c NIT.z~-1
Judge Chambers has in his possession
a Boston GAZETTE dated Monday, March
IL, ITO, which will be 116 years old on
the 18th of next March. 1t is a curiosity.
Charley Schlenker has our thanks for
a dish of most splendid saur Nout. We
are at home with that kind of a dish be-
fore US.
1t is said that oysters are good for the
digestion. We don't know anything
about that, but we know they are good
to eat.
January has furnished IFS full quota of
blizzardy weather. It can now give way
to February with a consciousness that it
has done its full duty in this respect.
With money, comes poor relations;
with property, taxes; with the winter,
pneumonia, and with the summer, chol-
err and base ball.
The "dog in the manger" policy is
very predominant in the human family.
If II can't o shall not" Reader,
don't cultivate such a spirit.
Jesse Markey will sell at Lis residence
2a miles southeast of West Baltimore,
on the 18th inst, horses. cattle, cow and
calf, hogs, sheep, wheat in the ground,
and farm implements.
A country girl wrote to her lover
"Now, George, don't you fale to be at
the singing-school tonight" George
wrote back that in the bright lexicon of
youth there's no such word as "fale."
1t is not true that Harkrider of the
Germantown Press is insane. He has
overtaxed his physical and mental
strength as a gauger, and will be all
right shortly.
G. G. Stephenson says the fellow who
helped himself to his coal, by filling up
a two bushel sack and then disappear
ing so suddenly, can have the sack by
calling at the shop and proving property.
Why don't the Eaton Cornet Band or
ganize? It is a great pity that Eaton
should be without q Band when there is
80 much first class musical talent to
make one.
Regular 81 Overalls for 75c.; SOC. for
regular 75c. 0veralls, at Jos. Woerner's.
The Mackinaw road has been let out
from Manchester to Lewisburg. Joe
Wilson is to boss the job. We suppose
the next thing we hear it will be at West
Alexandria, and the Mayor and city dads
making faces at Eaton!
Most people think their own troubles
the greatest. These people seldom look
around them and learn the troubles OF
their neighbors or they would subside,
happy that they themselves are so for
tunate.
A friend from New Paris we'll acquaint-
ed with Bloom, suggests a dose of DIR.
McLean's Vermifuge, as he must have
worms. Any druggist or physician Of
New Paris who will perform the kind
act, may draw on US at sight for the pay
The railroad news in the ENoU1REE
says the Pan Handle has leased from the
G. H. & d. the branch from Hamilton
to Richmond. So good bye Four Mile
Valley, and Welcome Van Vert & Mich
igan. Eaton has room for all.
The Bohemian oats frauds have been
so general as to call for special legisla'
ton. Therefore a bill has been intro
duced in the Ohio Legislature to prevent
such frauds and make it a penitentiary
offense to sell grain and seed of any kind