Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-01-17
DONT'S EOR WIVES.
Little Things Which Will Make n House
hold Happy for the Husband II They
Don't DO Thea.

Little Things Which viii Make n House
hold Happy for the Husband II The.
Don't Do Thea.
Chicago Herald.
Don't DISTURB your husband while he j
reading his morning or evening paper By
asking foolish questions. He may be onl,
reading the latest scandel or divorce sui,
out he is Just as much interested as though
it were foreign news or market reports. b
patient, and when he comes across any
thing he thinks you can comprehend per
haps he may read it to you.
Don't communicate unpleasant news OF
ask a favor before eating. The heart il
not easily touched when the stomach is
empty.
Don't ever tell a man he is g~oodlooking
Some other woman probably will some
tune, and IN that case he won't know that
her opinion concurs with yours. he car
ries a pocket hand-glass now, and he will
shortly become addicted to pejamas.
Don ever tell a nan he has pretty
legs. Men who have been known TO bear
up under facial compliments fell complete,
ly when they realize their legs are notice
ably good.
Dou't Iput the morning papers at the
bottom OF the pile, and don't have more
than Il dozen different places for the but
JOn-hook.
Don't impose upon your husband just
because he Is good enough to assist you q
H;t!e IN your homework. Don't leave the
stove handle in the red.hot stove, and don't
ask him to empty the ashShod. Draw a
l,ue on the ash-hod, and don't run a free
hose TO death.
Don't gather up all his receipts and
notes that he has put carefully away on the
sitting room table-aud tuck them in the
IKE the moment his back is turned.
Don't ~monopolize every hook in the
closet. G~raciously tender him one nail for
his very own-sld then, in mercy, hang
YOUR Mother Hubbard your pelerine,
YOUR shopping-bsg and your bonnetin some
other place.
Don't De ~ixexplicit in giving directions.
When you ask him to 60 upstairs for your
% -~.emouuaie, tell him it Is either on the
o. in the further corner of the left
had side Of the upper bureau drawer, or
i. me pocket Of your brown dress 10 the
,.s-.. lie will have no trouble in finding
If you can tell him Just where it is, es-
~g-cially. the pocket.
Don't ask him where he has been the
mousut he enters the house, or where he
going if be starts out for O walk before
bveaGtsst. 1t neitles him, and men hate
to have such pointed questions sprung
upon them. Besides that, We live under q
Tree tag.
Don't ask him TO walk the loor the Oa6y
halt the night. \ msa who tramps indus
around q billiard table three nights
in the week or buys an admission ticket 70
the opera cant be expected to be en- duty
s, home the other three nights. Have
on him and give the man an oppoc-
to ~recuperate.
Don't waste your breath ia useless yitu-
perayioa GgaiEst his favorite chum. Cult
the chdm OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
your husband IS not around, and matters
will assume a different aspect.
Don't put pins in curl papers Or let your
pins daUgIe On your forehead
They are denominations and, feminine i'm
pleuleats Of warfare that men despi5e.
Don't leave hair in the comb or your
neck curls where they will stick to his hair
brush. Don't put q long hair ca the soap
or in his tooth brush-purposely.
Don't mead his hosiery with cotton hav.
ing knots in it larger than q pea.
Doa't scold him because be leaves ashes
in his pipe One OF the privileges Of q
married msu is leave an old pipe tull OF
ashes in lust ths position to empty the con-
tents on the window sill or the mautlePiece
the moment il IS touched.
Don { De too prcdigsl in the uso OF kind
ling wood. There - &C iruit Of his toll
that man suards IS ealoGsiy a he does
his kiEdling wood. lie would tain put j,
where thieves break not through and steal
So Jus. because you,have tree access to 1t
don burn mp enough to last q week in one
day.