New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1886-06-23
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n Detroit Free Press.

NJ. Guau IN DSCrO free Press.
Now what's the use Of it? When q,
couple get married and so off on a
bridal tour Why so misbehave them
selves. as to be spotted by every
man, woman and child on the train
for fresh fish," How silly the thing
must appear to them when they look
back after a period of six months!
Are we fools when in love, and are we
idiots when we marry?
The couple I have in mind had a.
scat in the middle of the car. She
was his'n and he was hers. All the
tomfoolery or courtship days was
over. The preacher had made them
one, and her father would NO longer
set the dog on him nor place torpedoes
around the gate. She didn't show the
least disposition to jump out Of the
arwindow, but all Of sudden he
grabbed her by the paw. hegrabbed
back. Then he leaned over an angle
,rrof IS deg. and she fell towards him.
! 1t was a very uncomfortable position,
but they maintained it with scarcely
any change for hours. Her hat got
skewed around almost hindside be-
fore, but she would not release her
clutch for fear he go through the roof.
His collar wilted and his necktie
worked around under his ear, but if he
let 60 ot her paw she'd think he was
mad
'"Darling!'' said he, in a bull-frog
whisper, 1doesn't it seem funny?''
Il caa't realize it, she answered, as
she raked one of her black hairpins
across his nose.
"All mine?"
eyes, lovey.''
'tNever get mad?''
'SNever, sweety-"
The man on the seat behind them
, folded up his paper, picked up his grip,
+ and changed to seat across the aisle.
AS ne sat down a motherly looking
woman inquired:
care they married.?
II thinkso, madam"
"And cam nothing be done to stop
.it?o
81 think not
For two or three minutes thenewly-
welded were silent. She was probably
thinking of the sights in Chicago, and
The was wondering why he hadn't tax
zen that porus plaster off his back be-
fore starting
"Darlingp' she suddenly sighed.
'What is it, my angelo"
'Darlingp'
"What is it? Ii any base hyena has
dared to cause you a moments un-
happiness I'll murder him Pint out
S&the animalp'
'It isn't that
"Then what?"
4"Tm-I'm afraid you'll be mad.7
"No, Iwon't. How could be mad
at you? What is it, Dolly?
"Why, I wish you'd wipe the sweat
out of that left ear. Now, you love
me just the same, don't your"
"Of course"
"And you amt mad?"
. "Why, no, There, now-who cares
( who's looking? It's nobodys bust
ness, anyhow"
There was another interval ofsi-
lence, during which she tried to remem-
Der whether they were engaged the
week before her father gave Henry the
boot, or whether it was the next Sum
day after; and he WAS figuring wheth-
:. er he washed his feet and cut his toe
7 nails, or only washed his feet the night
before.
"Henwy!"
,"What, ;angef?"
''Are we WEAKLY married."
eyes, love"
"And you love me?"
"With all my hearth"
"And you amt mad?"
"No, dearest"
"Then I'm SO happy! Henwy, squeeze
my hand"
He squeeze We held an indignation
meeting and appointed a committee
to see if something could not be done,
but he seuoze the harder
l. Three or f0ur women got together
? and passed "a resolution to the effect
that it a railroad company could not
protect it's passengers the legislature
should be appealed to, but that coup
lie had death grip on each other and
SAWouldn let GO
The baggaggeman came in when sent
t4Ol, OuO, 11C SSctASl, LIC w Cdo DltSS. Lie
>sknew just how we must feel, but. the
road wasn't to blame. Theconductor
came back to the car and asked us
not to lay It mp against HIM. He was
atpoor man, had been out of job
foc several months, and this was his
first run.
Well, the long and short,ofsthe mat
terNwas that elghteen or twenty of us
rode $50 miles with that panorama,
but>such a thing WIFI never happen
agaip-never! Weshook;handsQ nthat,
and 6 greed we'd walk first.
Athesls is the mat5ri inn 0nial centre of
Georgis, says the Atlanta Constitution.
The state university and the Lucy
tCobb institute are there amd to them
many OF THE young rnaen aRd young