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why He Was An Anarchist.

-Arkansaw Traveller.
Man Ito wife who justly despises puns)
My dear, 1 saw something to-day that
shocked me very much.
Wife-Tell me about it.
Husband-I was standing on the street
when along came well-knOwn loafer, a
regular free-lunch fend. He stopped, and
would have doubtless spoken to me, but
just then a man rushed up, seized the
loafer and threw him down. Immediately
the man who had thrown the loafer was
arrested and taken to the police court,
which happened to be in session, where he
was charged with being an anarchist.
Wife-An anarchist?
HuSband-YeS.
Wife-Why, how could they bring such
charge against him?
Observation-Disclosures, you see, he had
thrown bum.
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enabled to make is even more noteworthy.
Through the kindly assistance of that com-
pany's deficient management, one special
orderpa from Milwaukee at pm. was offered
the GLOBE at 1880 a. m, after the paper had
gone to press; base ball specials ordered from
Oshkosh have unaccountably become 'lost,
strayed or stolen between the two offices,
and copy filed at l a. m. in Chicago, the
company, perhaps through compassionate
fear OF overworking the GLOBES force, has
found it advisable to withhold until. the Office
force departed. Inasmuch as economy, with
out regard TO the kind of service rendered,
seems TO be the motto of the company, the
GLOBE is in daily expectation of having It's
specials delivered by it through the United
States mails. In many instances il would I'M
doubtedly be q vast Improvement.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
The Human Family.

The human family living to-day on earth
consists of about 1. $50, 600, 900 individuals;
not less, probably more. These are dis
tributed over the earth's surface so that
now there is no considerable part where
man is not found. In Asia. where he was
first planted, there are now approximately
about 500, 600, 900, densely crowded; on an
average 100 to the square mile. In Europe
there are $40, 600, 600, averaging 100 to the
square mile, not so crowded, but every
where dense, and at points over-populated.
In Africa there are 210. 900, 000 In Amer
lea, North and South, there are Ito, 000,-
oO0 relatively thinly scattered and recent.
In the islands, large and small. probably
10. 600, 900.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
THE BULGARIAN CRISIS.
Kaiser Wilhelm Insulted by tbs Ac-
ton of the Gar.
Alexander Going to Eng1and-Con-
sternatfon at Vienna.

LONDON, Sept. 6.-The Posts Berlin
correspondent says that Emperor William
proposed AleXanders telegram to the car
as the best means of effecting reconcilia-
ton, and that the cars reply was there
fore direct blow at the emperor. The
correspondent further says that the news of
| AleXanderS abdcation caused the utmost
Indignation against Russia among the Ger
man army officers. Advces from Vienna
say that the news of Alexanders abdication
was received with CONSERVATION there, the
princes action being looked upon as the be-
ginning OF serious stage of the Bulgarian
| question. It is believed in Vienna that
the abdlcation will not deter Russia from
attempting to occupy Bulgaria, proceed
ing which Austria cannot allow. Dis
patches from Sofia state that the Russian
party headed by the Russian consulate,
shows signs OF great activity and is prepar-
ing an address to the car. 1t is expected
that Prince Alexander will go to Servia,
thence to DarmStadt, and then to England.
NJ. POpof and numerous Bulgarian officers
have decided to accompany him.
PHILLIPOPoLIs. Sept. 5.-Prince Alex
ander has issued decree summoning the
| national assembly to meet on the 18th inst.
ATHENS, Sept. 5.-The Ephemeris
states that Prince Alexander has notified
the car OF his abdicatiOn of the throne of
Bulgaria.
CoNsTANTINoPLE, Sept. 5.-Sir Ed
ward Thornton, the British ambassador
here has been summoned to London by
Lord 1ddesleigh. the British foreign sec
rotary, to consult on Bulgarian affairs. 1t
Is expected that Sir Edward will return
| soon. If iC 6Qniod hot bo ic l.
Sir William White
SOFIA, Sept. 5.-Thousands of copies of
the cars reply to- Prince Alexander have
been printed by order of the Russian consul
and distributed among the people 1t is be.
| lleved that Russia will give the throne to
| the Duke OF Gutenberg, who is commander
OF cavalry division at st. Petersburg, and
fayorite of the car. Bulgarian army
| officers are greatly excited. although it i.
| stated that Russia will not occupy Bull
| garla unless civil war should break out.
AT the same time Alexander foreSaw that
| the popular enthusiasm would speedily cool
| When the Russian trouble was again set at
work. Further, many Bulgarian officers
and POLITICIANS are still strongly pro-Rus-
sian, and the disloyalty in the army is more
| widespread than was at first supposed.
SOFIA, Sept. 5.-Bulgaria officers favor
| able to the prince have held a meeting and
decided to retain Alexander by force. In
an interview, NJ. Karazloff said he believed
that the fate of the nation wa:
| irrevoeably linked with Prince
Alexanders destiny. but tbs
difficulty of the situation was almost insu.
perable. He told the prince of the plo
four days before the coup d. etat, but he
refused to listen to any accusation against
his officers, and those in the plot were left
| frnn
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Has n Larger Circulation than that
of Any other Newspaper Printed
Northwest of ChicaE land ii is Stead
lily and X n pidIY increasing, x eePing
Pace with the Growth of the Great
CITY of which the GLOBE is Admit
tedIy the Journalistic Representa-
tive.
His the Best Advertising Medium
for Those who Desire To Reach All
Glasses Of Newspaper Readers IN the
Great Northwest. and Especially in
minnesota and Dakota.
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tins. Certain favored brokers have been
taken into the ring and have shared the
prOfts--which their advance information nus
secured to them with inevitable certainty
with the officials of the Western Union office.
Mr.. BUCKLEY explains the manner in which
Duluth brokers and grain dealers have been
heeced by the conspiracy, which included the
manager and chief operator Of the st. Paul
office and the manager of the Duluth ONCE
he afirmS that evidence OF these nefarIouS
transactions was, while he remained in the
employ of the Western Union, repeatedly laid
before Superintendent MCMICHAEL. We would
not for q moment suggest,that Mr.. MCMICHAEL
personally cOuntenanced these practices.
But the damaging fact remains that the or
Tenders are still retained by him in their re-
sponsbe places. If Mr.. MCMICHAEL has rea-
son 10 believe his men guilty, he wrongs the
business men of the Northwest in subjecting
them TO further danger at the hands of these
dishonest fellows. There are so many ways
by which a telegraph operator may abuse his
peculiarly confidential position, that there is
no possible protection against Al dishonest one
except his instant and permanent discharge.
Mr.. BUCKLEY does not confine his disclos-.
ures to tie narrative of these manipulations
of commercial dispatches, but also exposes
the swindling practices in the delivery depart
ment by which the general public has been
heeced. In conclusion he makes some telling
observations relative to the discharge of
employment in their places of unreliable and
incompetent persons. Nothing more could be
wanted than the material supplied this morn-
ing TO complete the array of proof already
furnished by the Tribune to the effect that
under Supt MCMICHAEL'S administration
the Western Union telegraph service in the
Northwest is in chaotic disorder, is utterly
unreliable and insufficient. and has been en-
gagged in private speculations at the expense
of the public.
The GLOBE will say in addition that
it has in possession evidence which not
only confirms the above statement of facts,
but still more damaging testimony relating
to the maladministration of the st. Paul
branch of the Western Union service.
The disclosures that have already been
made are enough in all conscience sake to
arouse the indignation of the people of
this section
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

IT PAINS the GLOBE to observe that there is
every prospect of mortal combat between
that battle SCARED veteran, Col VAN
LUvEN, of the Spring Valley Vidette. and
nominee LOVELY. Each has advanced be-
yond "the retort courteous TO "the lie di-
rect" and as each has great regard for his
personal honor, it is difficult to see how q
deadly duel can be averted. While the GLOBE
would regret to see nominee LOVELY slaugh-
tered by any other than Judge WILSON, if
the fight must take place it will consent to
act as referee, and would suggest Exposition
hall as the Mace.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
sherman Had the Pocketbook.

Columbus Dispatch.
Senator" said a strange gentleman, adj
dressing the Hon. John Sherman on a train
the other day, 1.-THE conductor Of this train
has lost his pocketbook containing 5000,
and unless he finds it he is ruined man.
Now, believe you have it in your power
to relieve him of his embarrassment In
Short senator, | believe you have that
pocketbook in your valise."
''Sir!" exclaimed the senator, rising to
his feet.
Pardon me, senator, do not accuse
you of anything. 1t was all a mistake"
swell, sir, let us look" said the senator,
still very indignant. The valise was thrown
open, and there, sure enough, was tie
pocketbook. The senator had gone in the
conductors room to make change of linen
and had pulled down the blinds. In the
darkness he had gathered up. with the
cast-off linen, the pocketbook. which the
conductor had carelessly left upon the seat.
1t took lots of nerve for the strange gentle
man to seem to accuse the senator of theft.
but he was SO firmly convinced of the ac-
curacy of his theory, on being made ac-
quainted with the facts, that he undertook
the task.
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*Not included in totals.
A Terrible Practice.

MILWAUKEE, Wis, Sept. 5.-The find
ing of dead infant with darning needle
thrust through its heart has led to the dis
closure that regular business
of putting babes to death at
so much per head has been
carried on in this city. Mrs. Pauline
Mittelstaedt, proprietress of private ly-
ing-n hospital, fled few weeks ago upon
ascertaining that the authorities had ac-
cummulated evidence eliminating her.
She travelled under several as
sumed names in Michigan, but was
overhauled at Reed City and brought back
tonight. She confessed the murder of the
child and claims to have been promised
$500 by its mother for putting it out
of the way. The authorities are inyesti-
eating the deaths of numerous other infants
born out OF wedlock. supposed to have
been put to death by her.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
Ar Early Morning Row.

T. S. McDermott and a companion had a
row in the Market house restaurant early
this morning. A glass thrown by McDer-
motifs friend struck Charles Sanders, a
waiter, in the head, infiicting a severe
wound. McDermott was arrested and gave
bail for his appearance. The fellow who
threw the glass escaped.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

THERE will be a good deal of quiet button
holing this evening, and a good deal of that
artistic manipulating which is seen in its
completest form at caucuses, but it's safe to
say few caucuses held in this state have at
tracted the attention from the Republican
brethren as the Democratic gatherings this
RV2ninp will
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Pricking Bubble So Many Admir-,

LOUISVILLE COurier-J OurnaI.
The warp and wool of English society is
sham. Thackeray saw it out of the clear
est kind of cosmopolitan eyes, and even
Dickens was not wholly dead to it, But,
while the purse holds out, it Is
Respondent indeed. The bully in the
men makes good soldiers. The power of
England is undeniable. The slave in the
woman. when she does not elope, makes
excellent hOusewifery. The domestic fabric
of England is respectable and orderly. But
the church. the state and the home built
upon complex feudal system depend upon
the poise and balance of classes in the rela-
ton which now exists, and which, with
trifling incidents not seriously disturbing
the personal life Of England, has existed
since Magma Charta.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
Further Trouble at Belfast

DUBLIN, Sept 5.-At Ballymacarrett
suburb of Belfast. to-day mob attacked
and severely handled four policemen and
wrecked house in which the men had
taken refuge. Military aid had to be
summoned to effect the rescue Of the police
men. Two of the rioters were arrested
An Orange funeral procession to-day was
attacked by Catholics and there was much
throwing of stones.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

New York-Arizona and German1c.
Observation-Disclosures Prince.
Bristol-Catalonia, Quebec, Sarnatlon.
New York-westphalia, Hamburg.
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Bisnark Cbagrined.

BERLIN, Sept. 6.-Prince Bismarck, who
is suffering from an attack of sciatica, is
much chagrined because Lunenburg. hith-
erto the constituency of his son, Count Her
bert Bismarck, has returned a liberal to
the reichstag. The son of the Crown
Prince Frederick William will start on a
mission to St. Petersburg the 9th inst. He
had lengthy conference with Prince Bis
marck on the Eastern ouestiOn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
AN Actress, Shocking scar.
Rambler.

Rambler.
Burlesque Actress-Yes, doctor, the dog
bit me just below the knee.
Doctor-Yes, it is painful wound, Dur
not dangerous, I assure you.
Burlesque Actress-But will the scar De
noticed?
Doctor-That will depend entirely on
you, madam.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

The Western Union Telegraph company has
scored brilliant record for the Tribune so
far in September. They succeeded in losing
special from Duluth filed at 10 p. m, one
from ST. Paul at IL p. M, and one from Fort
Smelling at p. m. The "splendidly efficient
service" of which General Manager Clowry
speaks, could not get these three kilograms
through in season for publication. At this
rate we expect to lose thirty specials in Sep
TENDER. We lost eighteen in July and August.
Minneapolis Tribune
The record which the GLOBE, with the able
assistance of the Western Union, has been
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Or by the Republicans.

Scott County Argus.
Judge Wilson is probably the most popular
candidate ever nominated by the Democrats
for congress in the state.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
Garonir,a i'm Tow.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-. Sept. 5.-The
Times special says: Geronimo and his
hostiles were expected to arrive at Fort
Bowie this morning. They are nearly out
of ammunition and clothing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

MINNEsoTA's lake resorts are almost de-
serted, and yet the time will undoubtedly
some day come when visitors will recognize
the fact that autumn in this climate is the
most delightful part of the year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

last evening as to whom he personally pre-
ferred for governor.
II have no personal preference said he,
with ringing emphasis. 81 will stand by the
nominee OF the Democratic party. The Dem
ocratic party shall name the candidate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

PERHAPS it would be impossible to find a
more disconsolate lot of little people to-day
than the children of st. Paul. The fair fire.
works will not explode tonight and school be-
Gins TO-DAY.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
Samuel Morley Dead.

LONDON, Sept. 5.-Samuel Morley, for
merly member Of parliament. is dead. He
was prominent champion of Protestant
nonconformity. He was born in 1909.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

PERHAPS after all, the local branch of the
Western Union company should not be judged
too hastily, as it is understood the managers
and some of their operators are seriously
contemplating studying the art of telegraphy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

How many victims of that ubiquitous nui-
sance, the irrepressible small boy, will ex-
claim, on rising this morning, ''Thank good
ness, the schools start up again this morn
ing?'
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Clearing House Statement.

BOSTON. Sept. 5.-TheN following table.
compiled from special dispatches to the Post,
from the managers of the leading clearing
houses in the United States, gives the gross
exchanges at each point for the week ending
Sept 4, 1886, as compared with the CORE
spending week in 1885:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

BEFORE they forget it, among the numerous
other happy thoughts they have jotted down,
the ice carnival directors better make note
of last weeks street illumination, for use
during the next carnival.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

Now THAT she has successfully concluded
the state fair, st. Paul will be happy to turn
in and give the Exposition the requisite
amount Of booming.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

THAT cold wave seems to have found itself
worsted in the first round and has perhaps
retired to recuperate for second encounter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

"AND now Ethe school boy with shining
morning face. but it's time for the bell to
ring, both the school and chestnut bell.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

THE list of premium takers at the state
fair gives one an idea of the extent of the
exhibits, and it should be observed that those
who won prizes richly deserved them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06
TELEPHONE MIDDLE.

She stood beside the telephone and turned
the little crank, evaporation in her tone
and rage in every 'yank.'
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The Chicago Office of the Globe is at No. II
Times building
The Minneapolis Office of the Globe is No. 257
First Avenue south.
The saltwater Office of the Globe is at 2l5f
South Nam street.
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.THE ST. PAUL GLOBE

Rejected communications cannot be preserved
Address al letters and kilograms 10
THE GLOBE, st. Paul, Mimi
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SUNDAY ALONE.

lvr in advance $40 90 mos in advance 90 50
{ mos in advance 90 5weeks,in advance 90
One month. SIC.
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The reason why the majority of people hate
the music of the hand organ is because they
despise anything that comes from the crank.
philadelphia Herald.
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lyr. in advance. 81 90 & mos, in advance.S2 90
months, in advance. 81 90.
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WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
Che Year 81 SIX Mo. IS cts. Three No.
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Not all cranks are of the same turn of mind.
Herald.
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! vr., in advance. 3 % mos, IN advance. 5Uc
6moS, in advance. 90 no. in advance. ..2Oc
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nAmY AND SUNDAY

lvr. in advance IS 90 5 mos. in advance. 81 90
6mos..in advance. 1 % 6 weeks, in advance. 90
one month. .......50c-
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Besides then
the central fiend,
switched to another
wire, and then the
tale that interviewed
filed all her mind
with ire.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

Hi, there, when will
you resurrect, you
unrespOnsive knave?
Will some old fossil
please connect this
business with the
grave?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

Hammer the head until it's tight; tighten
the middle band; water will swell it up all
right, if it is left to stand.
"Apply a coat OF pitch without, and when it
starts to swell. you needn't have the slight
est doubt but twill do very WE'LL"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

He stood aghast and wondering said: "Did
you ever, now? a woman is the blambdest
thing living anyhow"
Charles NJ. Snyder.
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ST. paul GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES
r.,r,- NOT 1NcI- I-nINc SI-NnANA -

ST. PAUL. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6. 1856.
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Tt must have been
some barrel man,
with leaking casks
to mend; here's what
she heard as he be-
gan upon the other
end.
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2IT BIISHED EVERY DAY IN TIE HAI''
LEWIS BAKER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

you should have seen
the doctor when the
wires once more ran
right, andMadame got
her wits again and
riddled him with spite
You nasty, nasty,
horrid beast! Paint
johnny up with pitch! !
You're either mad or
tight, at least; 1 can
not lust tell which"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

TRI-wEEKIY-( Daily-Monday, Wednesday and
Friday.)
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

''Please give me Doctor Liver Pad-Oh, doc
tor, is that you? My little boy is feeling
bad; please tell me what to do.
''He ate cucumbers, apples, too, most I'm
common lot, and now he's turned bilious
hue, and doubled in a knot
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-06

Now then, old corpse,
just hold your breath,
while time the chance
affords. I've nearly
D and snapped my vO-
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Amount. Inc. Dec