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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
A Wise Girl.
FROM tha PronfHnncA .Eoal,,,nI

FROM he ProDfd0nce Journal.
They grow plucky girls out in Pawtucket-
very. plucky girls. Three of them have been
passing Their vacation on farm in Adams.
vile. They took walk the other day which
led tAem through pasture, cross cut; and
the pasture. as the young ladies discovered
AFTER they had got well into IL. was occupied
the party wore d red Jersey, and when Tho
goat saw 1t he charged for It. The wall was
Considerable distance of, and the goat over
took his intended victim before she realized
what was mp. But self possession did not de.
sert her. she turned nimbly TO QUO side to
avoid the shock and then She grabbed Mr..
Goat by his horns and bending over him and
holding him at arms length she slowly backed
toward the nearest wall. The goat followed
her for moment with his oyes, when she lot
go OF him and nimbly scaled the wall, but he
had act word 10 say.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

From the Washington Critic.
The following lines are dedicated to th
lovers Of base bali all over the country with
out any extra charge:
Mother, may slug the umpire1
May sing him right away,
SO he cannot be there, mother,
When the club begins to playP
Let me clasp his throat, dear mother.
In dear delightful grip
With one hand, and with the other
Bat him several in the lip.
Let me climb his frame, dear mother,
While the happy people shout;
III not kill him, dearest mother,
Twill only knock him out.
Let me mop tho ground up, mother,
With his person, dcal est, do;
III the ground can stand II, mother,
don't sec why you can't, too.
Mother, may ] slug the umpire
Slug him right between she eyosp
II you'll let me do Ii, mother,
You shall have the champion prizep
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Edward Everett Hale is leoturing on
the Human Side of Washington" In his
lecture he says he tries to enable his au-
diences to appreciate the fact that Wash
ington was a real man, and not demi-
god Washington was singularly human.
The real Washington bought lottery tick
cts and had habit OF falling in love, and
was greatly troubled because the young
women would not fall In love with him.
He was a bad speller; he traded horses
always TO his own advantage, and he was
the richest American OF his day. Lord
Fairfax brought up Washington to be-
come thorn IN the flesh OF George Ill
The lecturer had no doubt that the hate h.
ct story was true. Washington was a
man OF principle and honor, and in the
time Of the stamp act was recognized as
the Virginia patriot. Washington was as
talkative among friends as Grant, but as
silent az he was in the presence OF report
ers. He asked blessing at the table; be
had his mug Of beer and his glass of wine.
and was healthy, cheerful, active man,
who enjoyed lie az IL il was worth living.
He had great passions, but held them in
magnificent control.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
ANNUAL SPECIAL EDITION
J or THE
Savannah Morning News
AND THE
Savannah Weekly News,
TO Be
ISSUED ON SATURDAY. sEPTEM-
Der A, 1886.

The annual special edition of the DAILY
MORNING and the WEEKLY NEWS, issued on
Sept. 4, will this year be larger than ever be-
fore. 1t will be an edition that will be credit
TO the city, and Savannah's business mon will
have both pride and pleasure in distributing
copies of it among those with whom they have
business relations throughout the country.
1T will contain a complete and comprehensive
review Of the trade OF the city for the past
year, and will show the progress the city has
made in everything that helps to make up Its
wealth and that contributes to it's prosperity.
The facts relating to cotton, naval stores
and the different branches of the city's whole
sale trade Will be 30 presented as to give
rlear idea OF the city's business for the year
ending Sept. l.
The facts relating to the city's growth will
be given in detail, and attention will be
drawn to prominent buildings which are
projected.
Attention will be called to the additional
territory which has been made tributary to
the city by the extension of the Central's sys-
TEN into South Carolina, and the construction
OF new lines by the Plant system in Florida.
The benefits which will flow to the city from
the construction OF the Savannah, Dublin and
Western road and the proposed road from
Tallahassee Will be pointed out. In fact. this
Sept. edition will put savannah's business
and Savannah's prospects for increased pros
perity before the public in their true light.
A limited amount of space will be reserved
in the united editions for advertisements.
The rates for advertising will be rs usual.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
Murphy ard the Prohibitionists.

from the Boston journal (ReD.)
Mr.. Francis Murphy, the very able and Sic
cesatul temperance reformer, puts large
trgth IN small compass when he says: "The
POLITICAL third party have not got man to
sign the pledge that know OF. regard the
prohibltton nomipations as SO many obstacles
To true TEMPERANCE reform
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

prived OF their tobacco rations, and vet
the constitution prsscribes that cruel and
Unusual punishments shall not be in
ficted.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

The Chicago News expresses the opin-
lou that Mr.. John G. Carlisle cannot be
President because he lives in Kentucky.
It's not easy to see what Kentucky has
got TO do WITH the question OF his being
President. President Lincoln was born
In Kentucky, and no objection TO him on
that account was raised when he was
nominated.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
CURRENT COMMENT.


From tie So. Louis Republican (Dem.l
There is much richness n Boston. That
CITY has les 81 900, 600 by defaications in the
past three months. but 1t is so small q matter
that the newspapers there keep right on lee
turing the rest of the country on crime and
immortality.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

The revenue reformers should thank the
Atlanta Constitution for not nominating
a protectionist for Congressman Ham
mond's place. The next Georgia delega-
ton in the House of Representatives will
doubtless be like the present one--solid
for revenue reform.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

The philadelphia Record sententiously
remarks that "the Republican managers
are SO much pleased with Randalps la.
bors at Harrisburg that they propose not
to nominate any one for Congress against
him -
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Nashville base ball stock is quoted at
i25. A statement OF the actual value OF
The stock of the several clubs of the
Southern League would constitute an in
teresting study.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Public Printer Rounds is accused OF
having given some of his political friends
good jobs, drawing salaries and nothing
else 10 do. He is one of the most con-
spicucus whited Republican sepulchres
In the country.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Geronimo was not called on to help set
Gle the Cutting business, although rs q
go-between both this country and Mexico
must acknowledge his distinguished abil-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Two Cincinnati policemen have been
dismissed because they can neither read
nor write. Civil service reform makes
some progress even in the benighted me-
tropolis of Ohio.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Maine is a prohibition State, but 1t is
believed that the keg, as we'll as the bar
rel, will be freely resorted to during the
present campaign.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

The Lower House of the next General
Assembly Of Georgia will doubtless con-
tain three w. II. Feltons. The famous ex-
Congressman from Barlow, Col. FELTON,, a
prominent planter from Macon, and Mr..
FELTON,, son OF the Colonel, promising
young lawyer from Bib county.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Senator Frye calls the Maine Prohibit
tonists 'unblushing and impudent
scoundrels," and Gen. Dow intlmates
that tue P-ohibitionists Will have their
say at the coming election.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

News comes from the Fourth Virginia
district that ex-Gov. Cameron is pretty
sure to be a candidate, and that Malone
will be retired permanently from politics.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

Having recently purchased an unusual
large invoice of Bingham, Alpaca and
SIX Umbrellas from one of the largest and
most reliable manufacturers in this conn.
cry. We will offer them on next MONDAY
at the following prices:
=, 20 dozen l0-RIb Fast Black bingham
Um brellas, from 26 to 80 inches, at n
u 20, 81 90 and II 70, worth 81 25, 81 30
81 70 and SO %. v ."
dozen of Ferguson's Extra Fast RIoo.
Imported Bingham Umbrellas at 50, 80 "A
and So, worth 81 so, So, and SO 80. NV
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

st. Paul is taking advantage Of the hot
weather to draw the plans for the coming
ice palace and to draft programme for
the next winter carnival.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

A comic paper was recently established
stSofia, and now there is some explana-
lion OF the cause Of the oounter-reyolution
in Bulgaria.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

The Ohio Republicans are neither har-
Amonious nor happy. They seem to be the
victims of the heterogeneous Ohio Repub-
lican editors.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
B.F. McKEUuA& CO,
CORSE rs,

Thomson's g. f. Corsets in grades
"R.," "H.," &C.," "P.," abdominal"
Nursery" "Linen," "Ventilating," etc.
French Woven Corsets-"C. p" "Syl-
VIA" Common Sense" Beatrice"
etc.
DR.. Warmers Coraline, DIR. Strong's
Tahpico, and other popular Corsets.
Gentlemen's Linen Collars and Cuffs.
Ladies' Linen Collars and Cuffs.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

1t is more than likely that Blaine will
waste a good deal OF what magnetism he
has left In the Maine campaign.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

It's dull week when there is not Dig
case Of ENLIGHTENMENT In Boston, or when
the papers OF that city do not contain a
I Islander Of the Southern people.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
Alpaca Umbrellas,

A choice assortment of fine ALPACA
Umbrellas, in 8 and 10 Ribs, with Olive
Partridge, Orange and Bamboo Sticks
rom "a TO 30 inches, at 81 %, 81 so. 81
81 90, So, So so and "a, W -
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
Reoisfered at The Post Office IN Savannah,

The MORNING NEWS is published daily, IN
gliding Sunday. 1t is served 10 subscrlDore
n shs eth, by newsdealers and carriers, on
their own account at Is cents week, " "
o month, IS 90 for six months and $40 OOior
pne year. ,,,s,r,
The MORNING NEWS, By mail, incluollnag
one year, $40 co.
The MoRNING NEWS. b. mail six times eo a
week without Sunday issue, six months % W.
supday News. bv mail, one year, 50 co..
WEEKLY NEWS one year, 81 %. In CLUBS OIL
Ave. one yesr, 81 90. Dewitt
Subscriptions payable in advance. Remit Remit
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Letters and kilograms should be addressed
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Ad ertsing rates made known on applica-
ton.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26
Silk Umbrellas,

We have the largest assortment of Sin
Umbrellas in this city to select from-ir
Plain, Twilled and Double Faced Colorei
Linlngs-and for goods of the same quail
ty their prices cannot be equaled.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-26

We will continue for another week the
sale OF our mixed lot of Ladies' White
and Colored Bordered Hemstitched Hand.
kerchlefs at 21c, formerly sold at 25c, 800,
35c and 40c.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-12-04
No Need to Fear Paralysis.
Boston Globe.

4 few evenings ago at dinner party
in Middleton clergyman was seated
between two ladies. One Of the ladies
noticed that the reverend gentleman
was somewhat distracted in his man
ner, and in a soto voice asked him it he
was not feeling well. The Clergyman
replied that he was somewhat alarmed
about his health, and was afraid of a
stroke of paralysis. He said: 1--WE
been pinching my leg ever since | sat
down to the table, and there is not a
particle Of feeling in it," The lady
told him not to be alarmed at all, as it
was her leg he had been pinching. The
dominic Immediately recovered his
health
St. Landry democrat., 1886-12-04

Robeline Reporter: Our farmers are
aware that these mills all over the
country have combined to regulate the
price Of cotton seed, and have fixed
4 Fir own price with the determination
4sssa making our farmers sell their seed,
1 sell they will, at loss. Six dollars
ser ton is the price fixed by our mas
tiers; we must take it or nothing. 1t is
product of cotton has got it's combina-
ton against the producer Farmers,
keep your cotton seed at home, as
fertilizer it is worth to you at least $50
per ton. Then take nothing less than
what they are worth. Suffer not your
selves to be imposed on for the tempo
rary use of a few dollars on which you
pay more than compound interest.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-12-04

here is Canadian story going the
rounds of the press to the effect that a
kitten got into the bed of man and
sucked his cheek until it bled. We
the cheek of some New Orleans men
we know. Their cheek would knock
the kitten as cold as q wedges at tie
first suck.-Exchange.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11

SEE THAT You GET THE GENUINE
PREPARED BY
H. H. ZeiiIn d Co.. PhitadeIphia, Pa.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
MADISONBURG.

Mr.. Klinefelter was compelled to kill
his cow the other day. She got hurt
somehow in the stable.
Geo. Kidder moves to Bellefonte to-
day (Thursday.)
The recent cold spell gave us good
deal of trouble with the water pipes.
The iron pipes were all right.
L. B. StoYer spent the beginning of
this week in Pennsyalley attending the
protracted meeting at st. Paul's.
Albert Klinefelter will moye to the
saw mill below Coburn in a few days.
Geo. Hazel will occupy the house vacat-
ed by Mr.. Klinefeittr.
Our grammar school will close with a
grand concert. At least we Judge so
from the amount of singing that is
done.
Mrs. Dan1. Limbert is at present
visiting her parents in Sugar valley.
STILL.
THE GREAT ZINGARI. For tooth
ache and neuralgia has no equal. War
ranted. Only 15 cents at all drug
stores. Johnston, Holloway Il Co.,
Philadelphia Agents.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
COBURN.

The ice gatheIers are busy ar work
for the first time this winter.
Among tie sick are Master John
Barker, who is prostrated with se
we're attack Of rheumatism, and Fannie
Mus5er with sore throat.
The remains of Mrs. Witmyer were
followed to their last resting place by a
large concouise Of relatives aid friends
The obsequies were conducted by the
Lutheran minister, Rev. Deitzler.
Through the kindness Of our genial
station agent, Mr.. Kreamer, we here.
with give few figures taken from his
railroad books, showing the amount of
work done in that Office during the first
week Of this mouth Amount Of cash
taken in $l363. 90; No. Of cars loaded,
AS cars of wheat, OF stock and the
remainder bark and lumber. The to-
tai weight of the shipments is | ,464,-
572 pounds. Wheat cars and lumber
cars are generally paid for where they
are received, and coal cars paid for
from where they are shipped.
We also cleaned from Mr.. Andy
Campbell, the wide-awaKe grain mer-
chant, the following facts about the a.
mount of business done at Whitmer IL
Lincoln's ware house 4: No. Of tons
sold the first seven days Of the month,
SO; No. of bushels os wheat taken in
during that time, oyer $500, and about
5000 worth of course grain was sold
from that ware house. The price paid
for wheat is-red IS cts, and white SO
cts. We did not get to examine Squire
Gettig's books, but they show about
the same, as their prices are the same
all through.
We understand to Mr.. Van Valin
intends opening the old distillery at
Stover's the first of April. OF course
this will necessitate store-keeper, ,aud
the Sec. of the Treasury, Mr.. Man
ming, could not do better than be per-
suaded to appoint so worthy citizen
as Squire Gettig. He is an old soldier
and would fill the bill exactly.
Henry Slower, secretary of the school
board, is confined to his bed from Sc
we're attack Of pneumonia.
The spring elections will take place
mex. Tuesday, and an important office
to be filed is Collector of Taxes. Each
township will elect such an officer,
whose duty it shall be to collect all tax
es, except the road taxes. The other
officers to be elected are two school ci-
rectors, overseer of the poor, super
visor of the roads, constable and as
SCISSOR. The primaries are on Satur-
day afternoon and all taxpayers should
come out and see that their officers be
the right kind of men. DAMFINO.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
Neig'hboring News.
SMITH TOWN.

Mud again.
Another family made happy. 1t is a
little democrat.
Henry Keen reached home with three
of the finest horses to be found in Penn
township. He has now nine head ready
for his sale.
Last week our Pike school spoilers
were over to the Liberty school house
to give sample of their spelling and
took the belt every-time. A few days
later they lost their laurels when they
were badly beaten by the Gentzel
school. Sharpen up, boys.
What has become of the Smith Town
debaters Turn out and show what's
in you.
News are as scarce as money this
week. JUMBO.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
RebersburR and Vicinity.

The protracted meeting which Is be-
ing held in the Evangelical church still
continues.
The auction at the Rebersburg hotel
on Saturday evening was largely at
tended.
Charles Dunkel, formerly lumber
boss Of this section, but now residing
In Union county, Is at present here on
business. Charley Is reaper agent
| just now.
| Zwingli Bower Is the new clerk and
bartender ut the r, bersburg hotel-a
position he ills very we'll. Meyer, tie
landlord, has gone into the butchering
business.
We notice that the smoke stack OF
Brechbill's new shop is up and smoke
issuing therefrom soon the shrill tone
of the steam whistle will notify us that
another enterprise in our town has
started up.
The negro performance did not come
off on Saturday evening, as advertised;
quite Disappointment. John Gramley
says, he Just knew it would come so.
John Harter, clerk in G. G. Luse's
store, is now sporting the clay-bank
ponies. Jolh says they can trot mile
in 3! minutes. Good.
Last Friday evening surprise party
hailing from the east end OF this valley,
who were joined bv few of our fair
damsels. betoak themselves to Tylers-
vile and stopped at Mrs. Aaron Grup's
Mrs. Grup at once gave The alarm TO
her nearest neighbors and friends and
the result was general turnout. An
oyster supper was enjoyed, prepared by
Mrs. Grup and daughters. and then the
young folks stripped the light fantastic
t0e." The music was furnished by the
best musician Tylersville could afford
Surely it was night Of merriment, so
says Harry.
Benjamin Smith, from Centre Hall,
came down our way last Thursday and
captured one of our fair maidrns. lie
went away with Miss Chesty Breon
and they were married at Centre Hall
Here goes-Ben.
More anon. SQUIBoB.
THE MOsT REMARKABLE Case of
all. A gentleman writes us from Phil
lipsDurg, Centre Co, Pa, that his little
girl was horribly afflicted with scrofula.
Her body was full of sores. ears dis
charging continually thick yellow pu-
trid matter, and her eyes SO swollen
and inflamed as to be almost blind.
One bottle of McDonald's s Blood Purifier
has to all appearances entirely cured
her. Our neighbOrs as well as our
selves consider the cure remarkable.
A bonatide case. The address of the
family can be obtained from the editor
of this paper.
JOHNSTON, HOLLOWAY de CO.,
Philadelphia Agents.
Sold by J. Eisen huth, Millheim, Pa
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
LOCAL NEWS.
S.ALE REGISTER.

ss-sa,es advertised through this Office GiH De
inserted under this heading free Of charge.
Feb, asd-A. Harter, Millheim, live stock. farm
implements and household goods,
Feb. 25th-Henry Keen, Penn township, i've
stock, farm implements and ouse-
hold goods.
March 3rd-John w. Smith. two miles north
east of Penn Hall, live stock, farm
implements and household goods.
March 5th-Frank Weaver, Aaronsburg. live
stock, farm implements, and house,
hold goods.
March 6th-I. b. Slower, trustee for the estate
OF John G. Weaver late OF Gregg
township, decd, near Spring Miils-
real estate
Attba s.me Mace and time-by the same
Mares, Wagon, Harness, ,Lumber.&c.
March 10TH. J. Musser, two and half miles
east of Aaronsburg-live stock and
farm implements.
March nth-Geo. Guistwite, two miles east oil
Rebersburg, live stock, farm imple-
ments and some household goods.
March l2th-John Martin, 2h miles east OF
Aaronsburg, live stock. farm imple-
ments and household goods.
March 18th. ID. Kurtz, Aaronsburg, live
stock. farm implements and few
household articles.
March l6th-Lewis Mcnsh, Haines township,
live stock and farm implements.
March 17th-J. III. MuSser, Aaronsburg, live
stock and farm implements,
March leth-W. A. Confer, "a miles west of
Spring Mills, live stock and farm
implements.
March l9th-Danel Musser, So miles east OF
Wolfe's Store, Miles township. live
Stock, farm implements and house
hold goods.
On the same day and at the same place, Daniel
PrutZman, live stock and household
goods.
March aOth-Ira E. Snyder, Woodward, horses,
wagons, sleds, SC. SC,
March 22nd-F. d. Hosterma1, Penn Hall, live
stock and farm implements.
March 2Sd-G. I'll. Slower, 2 miles north of Mad
isonburg-live stock and farm i'm
plements.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-02-11
AFTER DINNER.

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