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The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
,IsHsTARTLING FACTS.

N NsiA"ihiNe rAohS'
You cannot afford to ignore them. The fol-
lowing article appears in a recent issue OF the
New York Commercial Bulletins:
IAN expert examined and reported upon q
sample of Chicago refined lard the other day,
which. he said, did not contain pound of
hogs fat, but consisted of tallow, grease, cot
ton seed oil and oleo-stearinen
This mixture Is sold for about one cent per
pound less than the pure article. Isn't cheap
at any price.
CASSARD'S '"sTAR BRAND" LARD Is
pure. Every package guaranteed. Try 1t and
you will use no other.
G. CASSARD d SON,
f07-d00-4ll West Baltimore st.,
Baltimore, Md,
Curers of the celebrated "Star Brand" Mild
Cured Hams and Breakfast Bacon. Each
piece is branded.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

THE difference of opinion in regard
TO religious revivals existing between
the Episcopal and other denominations
Of the Protestant Church was clearly
stated by Bishop Paret in an address
delivered in Baltimore yesterday. He
said that when the fruit Of God grace
is looked for it is not found to have
been received 'by the rush of great
torrents sweeping along and exciting
attention for brief PERIOD" but that
the harvest is secured after the "gen-
tie, steady, long continued rains which
are distributed without excitement and
hurry" The Episcopalians of Balti-
more did not as rule encourage the
recent Jones Small demonstration in
that city.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

A Jersey heller died at Milton Junction,
Wis, from chewing tobacco.-[N. Y. Herald
Personal.
Wen bet q hat she swallowed the juice.
That's no way to chew tobacco.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

1t has been suggested since the late Mr..
Rutherford B. Hayes expressed preference
for chickens over Congress, that he change
his name to Hennery b. Hayes.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

THOMAS j. FISHER g CO.,
1924 r street northwest.
DOR RENT-A New TwO-Story Brick
Il house; Q rooms and bath, hot and cold
water; No 80 l. st n W, between 1st and North
Capitol SITS. Apply at 22i nth st W.
NOR RENT New House, No. 100 II
IL SITS n w, 8 rooms, bath and coal cellars;
all mod imps; bay window, south front. In
quire at 14l0 Sth st W, or ID DAILY, Centre
Market.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

BUDDENsIEK, the alleged builder of
houses, is now in Sing Sing under ten
years sentence. 1t would be in the
nature Of righteous retribution, per-
haps, were the building in which he is
now located TO tumble about his ears
But this will not happen. The Sing
Sing retreat is not built in the Budden-
sick way.
EX-CoNGREssMAN LEOPOLD MORSE OF
Boston, accompanied by his family, sailed
for Europe yesterday by the Ccphalonia
from Boston.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

In year or SO Colonel Mapleson, the
opera sharp, will be about the most thor
oughly obnoxious individual in America.
He Ihas been doing all he could to make
such record and he is getting there with
astonishing rapidity.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
FOR RENT---h0USES.

EOR RENT-A 3 Story Back Build
Il ing brick house, No 1907 10th st II W, hav-
ing s rooms and bath, with all modern i'm
provements. Apply at 1910 18th st.
NOR RENT-A Groom HOusej Dry
IL cellar; water and gas. 73l 81 st n ". In
quire next door.
E'OR RENT-11O ed st 10, g Squares
IL from Capitol, story and basement brick
did repair; rent S25, in advance. Apply ut
POS A st sc.
DOR RENT-House OIL East Capitol
II st Sc, Sl7. GEORGE +, HARDIN, 3l0
Pa avese.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
LIVERY STABLES.

JF you Want to Buy, Sell, Exoh hange,
i or hire horses, carriages, harness, etc, go
to VIM. II. Downey's stables, 1890 TO 1924 l. ST.;
repository, 1877 and 1890 L st n W; none but
reliable stock handledi everything guaranteed
as represented. Wm. y. Downey.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

STREET RAILROAD property in this
country is very good investment.
BrddStreeFs has been making an in.
vestigation into the subject, its inquiry
covering thirtyseven railways in seven
of the largest cities In the country.
The stock of those roads, with the ex-
ception Of seven, is all above par. The
stock of thirty of them is above 115,
while that Of twenty seven is above
1876, of seventeen above 175, and of
fourteen above 200. And then the
figures run up to 23O, 240, $50. 800,
$50, 425, and even as high as 500. This
showing would seem to justify the
public in demanding of the railroad
companies an additional number of
leather straps for passengers to hold on
by while riding.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
SppINCRAMk

ST. CATIARINEs, ONT, CANADA.
The Mineral Water of Springbank is posi-
lively unoqualed for the cure of Rheumatism
Soiatica, Gout, Lumbago, Neuralgia, Scrofu
lous Affections, Diseases of the Skin and
Blood Poisoning. For particulars send fol
pamphlet. Address
W. II. CRUMB. NJ. D., Medical Director.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
SPECIAL. NOTICES,

swaGLENwOOD CEMETERY-THE
w. annual meeting of the lot owners of
Glenwood Cemetery for the election of trus
tees 10 serve for the ensuing year will be held
on Monday, June7, at s p. m, at the Ma.
tional Rifles armory, on G ST., bet. 9th aud
10th sts. LEWIS CLEPHANE, Secretary
s~sECURITYF YFRoM LOSS by BUR.
80 GLARY, ROBBERY, FIRE OR ACCI-
DENT.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
GENERAL AND CuIriCULAR.

Wes. Honesty was hung in Winchester,
Va, to-day. Honesty has been strung up
more than once in this country.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

Is man who is shot with bullet ball
beaded mang
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

To all politicians greeting: Unless ye he
Presbyterians ye can in no wise enter into
the Offices
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

The creed of the White House is Preles-
tination, Presbyteriauisin, Politics and Pic
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

He was an Englishman just imported, aud
he was reading the Congressional Record.
"Hah, AIRY" said his companion, swat
ave you found so deucid interesting ?"
"IIi don't know, old boy, hexhactly wat
hit his, but don't you know hit reminds me
hof heur hown Punch more than hany read
ing mattah HI ave seen hin the blawsted
country, don't you know"
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
FOR ShLE---L0TS.

LOR sALE-Lots 25x5O at Colonial
IL Beach for S25; near hotel; only short dis
tanco from the river j. Jay Gould, ial 9th st..
L'OR SALE-Three Lots on Il street,
II just west Of N II ave, 21x07, ,at.05c foot.
Apply TO OWNER, Room 4, 1881 + st II W.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

nONN " ACKMANN, Uphoiste re rs
~ and Furniture Dealers. Parlor Furnl.
ture made TO order. Repairing II speciality.
Corner 9th and l. SITS n W.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

THE London Tclcgraph, speaking of
the simplicity of the White House
wedding, says that while there was no
wedding feast, it was, however, in all
probability found necessary to give the
guests "a high tea with plenty Of buck
wheat cakes and bucklebcrry pie"
with, "perchance, nice little stew of
terrapin. The great American
humorist who, every time the wife of
an American Minister to London is re-
ceived by Queen Victoria, delights in
saying something about those two
ladies exchanging points as the best
way to make jams and preserve fruit,
should take notice that there is at least
one man on the other side of the At
lantic who can come back at them in
an equally stupid vein.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

" ANTED-By White Woman, IA
w situation as cook in good family or
to take charge of a laundry; also a good
chambermaid; the best of references fur
nished. COOK, Critic Office.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

EILLING and EXTRACTING TEETH
II made easy by the use Of Cocaine. Nitrous
oxide, Mayos Vapor, sc. DR.. HARTLEBEN,
1O15dJth st NV.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

To.DAY's dispatches bring informa-
tlon that the United States troops have
corrallcd fifteen Apaches in the Ora
goon Mountains between two bodies of
soldiers. This is news, indeed, and
the country waits with feverish ex.
pectancy further information as to how
many of the troops will get away before
the blood thirsty and indiscrlminate
savages rush out and take their scalps.
The dispatches intimate that the
Apaches will he killed, but the report
can scarcely be credited, as Indians
never commit suicide, and they have
wiped out too many soldiers to die with
Joy over the bonanza they now have
far up among the Dragon Mountains,
where the sound of a policeman $
whistle never comes, and patrol
wagon can't climb the cliffs.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
WANTED---ROOMS.
WANTED-..HOuSES
WANTED SITUATIONS.

Advertisements Of Three Lines under this head
inserted three times for 25 cents.
WAETED-By Respectable Col
w ored woman, n situation as cook In a
small family. Apply to Mary j. Minor, No. =
Alexandria Court, bet. Goth and 2lst, and x
and l. streets.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

HUMPHREY a. ADAMS, Bonded ana
IL licensed brokers', will rent you any
priced house you wish. 6lS Il st n W. Tele-
ubone call ma
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

A WIDOW LADY of Culture nd Re-
n finement, now residing In Massachusetts,
but who IL well acquainted with Southern
modes of life, desires position as general
housekeeper or governess in some family
where her services would be permanently de.
would like n position of the kind mentioned
either In Philadelphia, Baltimore Washington
or further South. Address CAMBRIDGE,
Critic Office
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
PERSONAL,


GALL Mt No. sos 9th st. NV. for Fine
~ oonfections and elegant iccoream II.
w Burkhnrt AZ o.,
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04
OWED PROPERTY FOR SALE.
HOUSES FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-FARM.
Melrose Farm, Hyattsville, Nd, 5N miles
from Washington on B. & .. II. r., IL rooms,
all modern conyenIeuces,
The Washington critic., 1886-06-04

Prompt attention given to loans and to the
sale and renting of real estate.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22

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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22
SLAINE'S DAUGHTERS.
AnInspired Denial That They Have Joined
or Intend to Join the Catholic Church.

intend Ia jon tHr Z lTlOIIC hUrtH.
keunrhrc Journal.
W. have recently received many inuuir-
IT,, fr,rp distant n1rt, of the cuuutry A. L.
whether the twn unmarried daughters ut
NJ Elaiu, had h,,.rru,. ar were. ,hnut 10 h.-
,,,,,. mrp,n,.r, nf th. CathoIjr cnur,.i,
Tha,r fn,nfr,r. had seen such , r,.,,nrt i'm
fh,. rubli,. rr,.,- hut uniformly in nap,r,
Lnny,u rn h,. hostile tn Mr.. Blaine TN.
information therefore. seemed tt he ri,ci,
with fine view Of iuiuriuy Mr., Blaine with
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22

:. K. L.. the C"mtu' r"iuj GGzC't'. ha~
destroyed Shakespeare again. He eNhihi-
all there Is rNtaut Of ShakSprarr'> hamd-
writing in the five authentic signatures.
and SAYS that he who wrote them did it
leaning heavily on the table. with arm
spread over il and ni> tongue hanging out.
and that it would appear that he was too
illterate Ia spell it his name uniformly.
or 10 know whether rightly spelled 10y Oti-
rrS.~ II 5 Il. Il. had only been born wiki
that appreciation Of genius which can CONT
only from kindly nature. hr would. attrl
having caught himself prrpctratmG such a
the foregoing. eNCaim thI, quotation iron
Shakespeare Of Shakespeare: 90 that he
were here to write me down an a~~. D. I,
masters. remember that | am AN as.
though it bt no, written down. Yet t"rgrI
not that am an as.
The Hon McEromrou~ Hoppe. senator
of fourth ward. \. Cincinnati. l. wauted
again uu his feet t" a question "t prlyII"E'.
The mararuui bill "l J. {. lI"ppIr ~ C..
against the Cincinnati p"urhouSr has hrrm
audited 10y committee ui revision. ana HE
discoveries have been made and reported
officially
First. that one Of the two Cincinnati man
uiacturcrS of macuuni offered &" sell It Il"
the mtinrary at 4. cents per pound. but
that the contract for supplying it was given
To Hopple y Co. at > c.mts and 81 cemt~.
Second that Hoppe 4 Go. bought it "t
the said manufacturers at I T.. cents and sold
il Ia the mfrmary at q cents and cents.
Third. that the said manufacturers bills
nf weights tn Hopple X Go. are in every
ca.-. many pounds less than Hoppe n Co. :
bills uf weights Ia the intirmary the short
age. being a. high A. 80 p"und> in a single
invoice.
Will the Hon McErrone"uS li"pl'Ie rise
and speak his piece OF sit and hold his
peace?
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22
EPTTHELrOMA
OR SKIN CANCER.

For seven years suffered with cancer on
my face. Al. the simple remedies were applied
To- alleviate the pain. hut the place continued
tu gruT. uuIliy extending into my nuSr, from
which came a vrIIuwiSh discharge very often
Slvr in character. II Was also Unframed. and
annoyed me a great deal. About eight months
ago was In Atlanta. At the house IF friend.
who So strongly recommended the use of
~Wllt'- >l~cIGr that I determined L. make An
effort 10 procure H. In this | WAS successful,
and began it, use. The Influence. of thr "'rdi-
cine Al first Was TO somewhat aggTa' ate the
sore: but soon the Inflammation WAS att.. ytd.
and began tu improve after the frSt few bot
Ties. My general health has greatly improved
am stronger. and able t. q" any kind Of work
The cancer ON my face began 70 decrease and
the ulcer Ia heal, until there i not a yestige OF
II I"tt-uuIy little scar marks the place VT ere
10 hId been. | am ready 10 answer all qUrs
iiOu> relative To this cure.
MK-. JuICrF 4. MCDONALD.
Atlanta. ia. August II. lSS5.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22
THE NEWS IN BRIEF.


\ heavy SHOW storm l. reported from Ihe
northwest
The residence of James Ro"h, at Lelp>c.
O.. WAS dr>troyed fire.
The recent management ot the Ohio Pen
itrmtiary loudly calls tor investigation.
Prof. r. :. Cox. of the Portsmouth co.,
>rhoul>. l. mentioned for the state school
commSSiUmer>hip
The puhliShpd cnrreSdnndrnrp between
Mrs. Cady Stanton and Mis-, Cleveland j.
pronounced a forgery.
General Patrick governor of the Soldiers
Home NJ Davtnu. o.. celebrated his seven
ty-rfth birthday last week.
The remain. of a fully drvrloprd baby
were fnlInd in an old well at Mary >lillr. q.
The. rnrnurr will investigate
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No.. f,,,,,,l il, Win. o,L Crook Satur,lay
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ne bAt ran chufch' al Lr"dI'"ll' w. ''''
hfat"d ihe hIttlh anniversary "I "'' ~ '-"'-
Aatl"n OF The chi'Ich Nai"IuaN'
!. Il. Ferguson. formerly a prominent
attorney at the GUERNSEY county bar, hd~
hrdn taken to the ONO penllrntIarN l" serve
two years sentence for "mbeLAi"h"ht.
BY decision Of Judge Hume Of Butler
county. O.. the county commissioners arr
forced tn advertise in newspaper which
has been engaged in exposing their lnl-
berry.
An ;,,.,,,,.st ,,,s hold over tb,. remain, ol
W,iIi,n, I,,nas who was killed At UrryiU+
"a wLjI. o,t..,,,,tir,, Ia ,.r,,ss th.. Track IN.
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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22

haG heard Of the wonderful! cures Of Swift's
Specific. and resolved tU Try it, | commenced
taking II in April. l>>+ My general health was
much improved. yet the cancer which was in
my breast continued tu grow slowly but surely.
The bunch grew and became quite heavy. |
lrlt thaI must either have II cut OF die But
II commenced diSCharglng Quantities of almost
black. thick blood. l. continued healing
around the edges until February, when 1t WAS
entirely healed up and well. Betsy WUOD.
CochrSrtt. Plymouth Co. Mass. July l., lSS5
~WIft'S specific Is entirely vegetable, and
seems To cure cancers by forcing out the i'm
puTtlrs from the blood.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
tree.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co. Drawers, Atlanta, Ga
" Y. l57 " sd II.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22

Cleveland has already vetoed tw" bills.
This j. a good record for the first three
months of congress in his term. Grant MAS
the greatest vetoi>t Of all the presidents
twenyeight vetoeS in hi> eight Years. l.
Cleveland Is industrious. al the rate he ha,
commenced. he can heat the record.
cur correspondents OF late nav" don" Il
good deal Of the editing Of the paper. We
~fliNt, Ia ulpa>P
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22
CONFIDENCE WE'LL PLACED.

Two weIl-known men in Dayton, O., are
William W. Rockfeld aad George h
BrierIey, who are f,remen Of the paint shop
and machine shop respectively Of the
work, oI ! ". SJuddari " Go. They are
both skilled mechanics and pride them
selves upon the excellence OF their work.
Nearr not informed as to whether they
s-r'r IA fa'.Itl.- and upon those questions
OF general interest which divide the public
mind, bat they are firm friends, and upor
one question they stand together absolutel
united. Experience has lei both of them
to place the most lmpLril faith in Athlo-
phorr> a, a sure remedy Tor rheumatism
and neuralgia, and nothing can shake their
confidence in it. That this confidence is
well grounded the stories which they tell
OF the benefits conferred by it will fully
show As the cast which Mr.. KockiirId
relates, that Of the cure of his daughter
from terrible attack Of neuralgia, is the
more remarkable We will let him speak
hr-r. icsIv~:
"NthIorhor,~ did what nothing else WAS
able to do tor my daughter. For four
months she was in a most distressing con-
diri0u from neuralgia. Such an extreme
,:l~rprrh,hly nc,rrrAi-tyi before at least
| never heard Of such one. She was con-
fined to her bed for months, suffering
everything but death. such was her con-
drIun that the least noise would disturb
her The sound OF footsteps made hv pr0-
pie passing "u the pavement below her
window wuula annoy her. She was 50 sick
that We di-purrd Of her life Nothing
that We could do did her any good, and it
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22

Edwin Bo0th has refused to contribute
toward building a monument I" McCul
lough. Booth said he would give in aid a.
McCullough's family, if need be, but not
for any tombstone. Edwin is right, though
he is criticised for his lack of generosity.
Perhaps this is because he does not put hi
refusal ON the right ground. He says Their
are many worthermen without monuments.
notably his father and Edwin Forrest. AM
they are Just a, well of and last as well r,-
membprrd There il money enough in u>'.
ptnSiem all the needy widows and orphan,
in Chri~tendom.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-22
'TORMENTSOF TEXAS
THE MOCkING-BlRD AND IT'S CAPAC-
~ TO MAKE THINGS HUM"


TIC ,,Oru,r,c- -pIe0 AND TIC rApAC-
Nv ~ MNne iHlNoS NUN.
>""l"d th"Ft' I" h"h" >"i"" IN"
Large and >ociahI. Red Ant The Ia
r,ntuI, ,-ntip.d, and >corpinn.
Then We have the fog whistle locust. He
is about seven times A. large A. grass
hopper. and makes nine times the noise uf
IA planning mil. During the day he hides.
probably t" oil up his machinery, hut AT
dusk hr gets III a tree overhead aud lets
loose With euddenmr~s and Violence To
make your teeth chatter. II You have
been uu a tugh"at New Year eve. 4"u
will know IN" effect pr"duc"d by tins
pleasing Insect when he tunes up and
breaks INTO song. After hearing HIM once
you Will think a saw tilng machine
music box. He sings steadily for ftN" hours.
and al midnight precisely lets oil AN rNtra
whOnp tu let You know hc /, through. and
instantly hrc"m"s silent. ami probably
gu,-- Z" h.i with the proud consciousness
Of having dome hl~ duty. Meantime y"u
have found II Impossible +" c!">c Your
eyes. hUt nov H"u hum "ir peum" and
settle down comfortably. Then the mock
ing bird hrglu>.
"LSrE\ J." THF MoCKl\G BIRD
Did You ever reside nrA. door +" a family
drpraNrd enough ," keep a mocking bird
If 81. how long II quite long, may ask
how many ui Your family ar III the luna
tic asy lum. III Jail for homicide. or in the
cold grave \ muCklnL bird has happy
kuack al whl>rhUE ina minor key n hpur-
when even the most hardened parrot vii,
tuck his head under hl> wing and give the
family rest. II il precisely when You
are most tired and sleepy that tn" mock.
ing bird considers II his duly /" hrac" M
and max" things hum. think this il he
cause he has bad conscience aud l. afraid
Of the dark, and :" Whistles to keep hls
courage up
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Encouraging ItaIy's Wine Production.
King Humbert intends, if possible. TO
make Italy tine wine producing land
nature has fitted it TO be. He allows none
but native vines To be served at his table,
and offers valuable prizes to the firms
that can show the best results in wins
making aud eXport-Lnter Ocean