Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-07-10
BRIGHT BITS.

The chrome has been superseded for the
summer soiellee by a glass OF soda water as
present 70 purchasers. On mature CONSIDERS
ion. the change seems to be a distinct adj
vance IN CIVILIZATION .--Eechqage, .....
THEY have some bright pupis n the Tyngs-
borough SCHOOLS Az the examination the
other day 3 boy was asked, IVY hat are the
warmth prodh cngs foods?' His reply was,
cayenne pepper ana Jamaic gfnger.L Leac-
lSton Ae0 doWtSdE. 9r 40 4aft ..ts
look too sad. ~ 'ta .I'
Yes, IGook ed sad on purpose You zee It's
for my wife, WHO Is in the country and if II
looked bright and teheerlul shield bs comm q
home home to to find o9t what the matter was.''7-NelO
York Times. +.@
The water carts of Lowell ara, decorated
win patent medicine advertisements. An
innocent lrishman (gaF tns CtYal districts
looked at one the ot1fet daY ana remarked
RAIN, us no WondheF; Lowell is healthy
whln thy wather the STREETS With - Sarsa-
parllla. '-LOeceU Ctt,seR.i
JAMES LEWIS, the comedian. now in Lon
dou, Gays that he Ike, il there. These real
i've lords at home," stys Mr.. Lewis, "are
oily good democratic fellows. and make n
man feel at nome at once. They amt a bit
Ike the imported lords have met in America
Hney just scream over The oldest American
chcstnuts. "-Neeo York Sun.
you are going to erect a monument to
your 1ather's memory, suppose?"
md are forgotten. We are going To do some
thing that Will keep his memory alive much
longer"
What's that?"
1--WE are going to fight in the courts for his
property. "--Eechange.
MISTRESS TO applicant for cook)-What ex-
perlence h ave you had as ccok2
Appllc"nt-I wuz siven years In me lasht
place, mum.
Mistress Why did you leave thereY
ApldlCAnL-Ile muathpI am YOistresa hnf h
died mum.
Al ,,.rco,-W What did they die Of?
Applcant-lndlgestlon mum.-Joher
Two Texas ladies meet. Says No. l: "Why,
DO you know what / heard about you?"
''I've no idea"
II heard that when your husband was SICK
and not expected to Aee you went to PIC
MIC" " 1s.lfmt F
"lrs vile SANDER: it was wssIonlv an excur-
sion, and didn'tsskaB AWAY more than a
| Strings. 90" 1"'
WILL yop have anotber, pleca of steak,
ChGrlleT, said his aunt, somewhat deaf.
,n, -. n3ye had s St1ltfhcient," REPLIED Young
Been a ishn'?'$ln 70 bes go sas.
Il have bad plenty" ID ~. ...r
Caught twentYfp ..a. --t-p.,
"1 on ara an old IOol.'' ..,....s,.. -.
Broke your pqle;"' The lad left the table
in despair. -BOstoa lou, nal.
| MAJ04 MCCLEL.AN was stHl engaged in
the hunt for his 7prlngnouse. In his history
Of stqTts campaign the MAJOR descri bed
gividiya springhouse on this very field and its
| tempting rows of mix pans, which the cav
| airy absta'ned from touching on account of
Gen. Iee's stringent orders TO spare priv ate
! property.
Rigid search OF the surrounding territory
| Ialls TO reveal a single man, woman, chi d or
| Oldest inhabltant who can locate the spring
mouse In question; neither can The Major.
There are Two conclusive proofs" said Gen
| Hampton taking pihch of the snuff, which
| ne uses with Old fashioned lberaIity, ''of the
absurdlty of your story. One ia that you found
spring house and Iii ut raid il. The other
! maj. having fouod il and not raidiug it, Won
should forget where it is."-Get'y,6itrg Special.