Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-07
BRIGHT BITS,

TIE memoirs of Karolne Bauer, the Nor
RanaLc spouse OF Leopold OF Belgium, have
been published Mrs. l.. was undoubtedly a
fascinating left Bauer.-LiJe.
pat, what tonne is It?" "Oi don't know,
Nike, but let's guess at it, and thin, begorrR,
the man as comes funniest Of can 20 out to
the Kitchen and look ."-Puck.
"BuT, papa, you must admit he has strik-
ing figure"
"f,s, my daughter. and = high one"
- high OneP'
yes, it was a high dgure he struck me for
this morning. "--Eschaage.
TWELVE TWIN BIRTHS occurred in the faml-
les OF twelve subscribers to the Winfield
SenttneJ during the twelve months of IL 8.
Inc editor OF the Sentinel is now wondering
why twelve men have stopped their paper
ana why no new subscribers have come in
win The new year Courier J0BrNdI.
PROF. WILLIS. the physiognomist, SAYS:
beware OF the girl that has black eyes.
shun the girl with blue, run from the girl
with gray eyes," This practlca Y restrict
the choice of the foolish young man to the
CiTcassian girl with pink eyes, who is not
warranted genuine outside Of the dime mu-
scum .-BNGdt0 Express.
'WHAT do you mean by gentleman's game
OF pOker2" asked a Western oiuzen, who is
IN town buying hardware. Amy different
from the reg ar game?"
I'VE take each others word for what we've
got, and don't have TO show down."
"'s that sof" said the Westerner, beginning
to set excited. 'Give me $50 worth Of chips"
Life.
WHEN times are hard and trade is dull,
The merchant then who wise is
Doth not sli down to scratch his skull,
while re scheme deVIses
His trusting creditors to gull,
But stralgntWay adVertises.
Then comes sudden boom to trade,
And, prest changed his fortunes made.
-BOsfOh Courier.
Nv
Monsieur X. tonly short time in America
MAY have re play2uFe, Mees Clara. OF 20
invite to ze theatre wild you tomorrow even
ng?"
Miss Clars-''Oh, thanks, Monsieur X. And
what is he play?'
Case dc i'Oncle Tom.'"
Miss Clara--''I shall be delighted | am
'ure l think those plays adapted from
~ o. nch are so entertaining -RdrgDsr's
Bds0ar.
WE are glad to see that Senator Evarts has
taken hand in the discussion Of the cleo
toril-count bull, With John sherman iding
up one eud OF that discussion and So at0r
Edmund the other, it began to look at Que
lime aa II the whole matter Guild be ir0zen
solid, and have 10 he cut up and carried out OF
the senate chamber in secti0, g. But now
that Senator EVarts has infused into 1t some
Of his warm, Young blood there is hope that
she discussion may be ke' {, if not in a LIQUID
state, e least soft enough to bend without
breaking Netos.
THERE is another movement on loot to make
y gu tHtion for COnfedei ate bonds. It is
probably something after the scheme Of the
Charles on man, who advertised that he
would pay cents OF the face value To- 800
0OO,0OO worth of bonds. He paid out about
S25u for bonds, ami worked n a cart-lOad on
other leOple, making a cOol $4,000 by the
transaction. As promint mt eX- Confederate
said the other day, "Al this ere tax seems
to he scheme TO prevent us using our bond,
for wal paper, and urivlng us to pay the
monopoly shiliings ROLL WdH STREET Ns,os
TIE soft snow chung to each overhanging
limb OF the tree. and the sun lighted up the
scene with touch of gold. IL was rea ~
beautiful 3 ght that greeted the eve of Rosa
lind McGush g. she parted the curtains OF her
bouiOir and gaZed forth.
"Oh, what rhapsOd'es fill my soul" che ex-
claimed. 81 really believe that could finish
that poem on the Crystalline snow If my ink
wasn't frozen. Oh. why"
''Hi there, Rosey F" sounded 4 grufT voice
from the foot Of the stairs. Eyer mothers
gOt the rhOumatix; ven have 10 come down
an fry the bacon for breakfast "
Thus IL il that the poeticHl and practical,
the sublime and rid culous, are continually
commingiei -H0rtT,rd Post.