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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-26
FRIGHTFUL ALL.
at Montgomery Man Tumbles Downs
Well $50 Feet Deep and is
Killed.
A Land Decision Which is of Importance
as Settling Certain Disputed
Points.
General Review Of the Present Condi,
ton of Crops in the North
west.
Stirring up the Sioux City Saloon,
keepers--A Snowfall at
Pfpestone.
Killed i'm a Well.

Special to the Globe
MONTGOMERY, Mimi. Oct. 25.-Adolpl
Deifellnger, while descending a $50 foo
well on the farm of Steven Sullivan, il
hice county. was overcome by foul air ant
Iell to the bottom. He was taken out dead
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land this, above all, to thine own self be
true" and register.
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REGISTER.
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RICE and reform.
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Hit With a Hammer,

Special to the Globe.
SIOUX CITY. Ia., Oct. a5.-John McLaitl
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
The LOnfing Habit.
BY BYRON R. NEWTON.

am just in from our little country
grocery where 1 have been studying a
scene which is the same there tonight
that it has been six nights out of the
week for the past forty years.
Seated around the large stove in the
back part of the store, on stools, kegs
and boxes, in all of the various loung-
ing attitudes of Incidence, were a group
of eighteen men. Their little circle
was not altogether repulsive in its ap-
pearance, for the majority of the faces
in the picture bore the marks of health
and intelligence which are so frequent
ly stamped on the countenances of those
who are the best fitted, but least dis
posed, to make the world the better for
their being in it.
Their ages covered period of three
generations, and in one particular fam
lily there were present the grandfather,
son and two grandsons. There were
nine farmers, three mechanics, one butch
er, one horse-jockey, one peddler and
three men whose regular vocations are
so much matter of doubt that for sim
pie convenience l shall call them pro-
fessional idlers. The first business of
the hour was the weather. This i'm
portant topic being disposed of by the
older prophets, next came the horse jock
ey's report, consisting of a spirited ha-
rangue in which he recounted the prof.
its of his days work and his narrow es-
cape from death while training vi
cious animal for one of the farmers. His
marvellous exploits, related in something
of boastful manner, seemed to arouse
the ambition of his hearers until each
in his turn warmed up with the nara.
ton of some equestrian feat, drawing so
literally on the exhaustless resources of
fancy that one might have guessed that
all of the worlds greatest horsemen
were assembled here in convention. A
few minutes of digestive silence follow
81 a betty scandal. one speaker seek
ing to emphasize his views by scrip
tural quotation, opened the way for an
attack on the errors of the Bible-an
opportunity rarely overlooked by the
idle and ignorant.
1t was in this way that these eighteen
men, two of which were church-mem-
bers, the majority moralists and all of
ordinary intelligence, passed the eve
ming; and l may safely say that one
half of this number have been partici-
pants in the same programme five eve
nings out of the seven for the past
twenty years.
Now let us suppose that any one of
these persons had given the same time
to some branch of science or literature,
what would have been their reward
1t surely could have been nothing less
than an intellect enriched and broad
ened by healthful thought, instead of
mind deadened by senseless trash.
Were all of the really wholesome con-
versation ever heard in this old store
preserved. it might probably be con-
tanned in less space than is occupied by
one chapter ofthe "Pilgrim's Progress"
and why should men be so inconsider-
ate as to endure twenty years of nom
sense ior the sake of getting that which
may be had in an hour. The saloon or
gambling-room may, of course, be
worse place than the social corner of the
shop or store, but home is pleasanter
and more profitable than either.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Sweet-Minded Women.

So great is the influence OF sweet
minded woman on those around her that
it is almost boundless. 1t is to her that
friends come in seasons of sorrow and
sickness for health and comfort. One
soothing touch of her kindly hand works
wonders in the feverish child; few
words let fall from her lips in the ear of
a sorrow.stricken sister do much to raise
the load of grief that is bowing its vic
tim down to the dust in anguish. The
husband comes home worn out with the
pressure of business and feeling irritable
with the world in general; but when ne
enters the cosy sitting room and sees
the blaze of the bright fire, and meets
his wife's smiling face, ne succumbs IN.
a moment to the soothing influence
which acts as the balm of Gileaj to his
wounded spirits, that are wounded with
the stearn realities of life. The rough
school l-boy flies into rage from the
taunts of his companions to find solace
in his mothers smile; the little one,
full of grief with her large trouble, finds
a haven of rest on the mothers breast !;
and so one might go on with instance
after instance of the influence that a
sweet-minded woman has in the social
| life with which she is connected. Beauty
is an insignificant power when compar-
| ed to her.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

p@Old lady to street gamin: Little
boy, don't you want to join the Sunday
School, and grow up to be good manr
Little Boy: 'What Sunday School is
it7' Old Lady: The Methodist.
Little Boy: mo: I tried the Metho.
discs las year, and didn't git nuthin'
but a stick O. broken candy an a apple.
I'm going to try the 'Piscopal this year.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
White of Egg I'm Obstinate Diar.
rhRa.
Medical Compendium.

From the AAg. Meg. Cent Zeit,, we
learn that Celli has recently called at
tention to the curative properties of the
albumen of hens eggs in severe diar-
rhoeal affections. In discussion before
a medical society at Rome he advocated
its use, and related two cases of chronic
enteritis and diarrhoea which having re-
sisted all treatment, speedily made COM
plete recoveries under the use of egg
albumen. The same diet is strongly re-
commended in the diarrhea accom-
panying febrile cachexia, and in that of
phthisis. In two cases of diarrhoea de-
pendent upon tertiary syphilis, it was
found of no avail. On post mortem
examination diffuse amyloid degenera-
ton of the arterioles of the Will was
found in these cases The whites of
eight or ten eggs are beaten up and made
into an emulsion with pint of water.
This is to be taken in divided quantities
during the day. More may be given il
desired. The insipid taste can be i'm
proved with lemon, anise, or sugar. In
case of collie, few drops of tincture ol
opium may be ADDED.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Bible Statistics.

The books in the Old Testament 29.
The chapters of the Old Testament,
The verses in the Old Testament, 22-
24I.
The words in the Old Testament,
5o2,43o.
The letters in the Old Testament, 2,-
7a3,7oo.
The books in the New Testament, FL.
The chapters in the New Testament,
goo.
The verses in the New Testament,
I7,956.
The words in the New Testament,
18I,253.
The letters in the New Testament,
83S,3So.
The Apocrypha has chapters, 1S3.
The Apocrypha has verses, 1881.
The Apocrypha has words, I52,I85.
The middle chapter, and least in the
Bible, is Psalm cxviii.
The word "and" occurs in the Old
Testament 35,543 times.
The word "Jehovah" occurs 6,5Se
times.
The word "and' occurs in the New
Testament ,6o4 times.
The middle book of the Old Testa
ment is Proverbs.
The middle chapter of the Old Testa
ment is Job 2o.
The middle verse of the Old Testa
ment II Chronicles, 1st chapter, 25tt
verse.
The least verse of the Old Testament
isl Chronicles, 1st chapter, 25th verse
The longest verse of the Old Testa
ment is Esther, 9Th chapter, 9th verse.
The middle book of the New Testa
ment is Thessalonians.
The middle chapters of the New Tes
lament are Romans IA and IS.
The middle verse in the New Testa
ment is Acts-18th verse.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
The ssalisiffse fe oG oiGrsWHfss Wffddsdd ddaHz Hifs iMfsr

i ncIe comes the inevitable day when
the newly married pair awaken from
their love-dream and endeavor to settle
down to the realities of life. The hab
its, the manners, and the tempers are
things that neither knows anything
about in the other, and that which was
long concealed in an engagement for
months is quickly revealed in the close
relationship of married life. Some lit
tie habit that the bachelor or maiden
has formed rasps to rawness the nerves
of the other, and the determinations on
either side to break the other of the
fault only chafes and frets both without
attaining the object. He thinks that
home life should fill their every thought.
She thinks little society and gayety
would be preferable. He is tired when
he comes home at night, tired of seeing
people, tired of talking to them; ne has
been in whirl all day. She has mop
ed by herself through the same long
hours in the "love of cottage" that
seemed so poetical to talk about, or
has spent dreary time, solitary alone,
through a cherries winter daY in her
room at tne1r Doarulng-house, and IS
onlv kept from downright rebellion by
the thought that when "Charlie' comes
home they will go to the theatre, or go
to see "ma." Then there is disappolnt-
ment on both sides. She thinks ne is
oreal mean" because he does not in
dorse her plans, and he thinks she is
downright silly to leave such cosy fire.
side and such comfortable little home
place for any other place on earth. He
is perfectly satisfied, and wonders that
she is not so. She has always found
her sI wills" and 81 wont's" the law
and the gospel, and ten chances to one
Charlie Yields to her imperial highness,
and is forever after a hen-pecked hus-
band. But if that same Charlie is wise,
and can convince his ''little wife" with
out wounding her, he has forever won,
not only her heart, but her judgment,
and she looks up TO and respects him
| for his firmness. 1t is very seldom the
case that the first months of married LIE
are the happiest, and it takes big stock
of love and good sense to launch cou'
ple over the breakers into smooth
open, matrimonial sea. The faults thai
are discovered, the weaknesses that are
shown, the foibles that are betrayed
can only be met with forbearance, if
pair hope for blissful future; ther
every after year confirms their oneness
of heart, of sympathy and of purpose
and any couple of this kind long mar
ried will tell you they are happier afte
all those years than they were the da.
thev were married.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

nGWounds of the heart are the only
ones that are healed by opening.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Cast Thy Bread Upou the Waters.

Mid the losses and the gains,
Mid the pleasure and the pains;
Mid the hopings and the fears,
And the restlessness of years,
We repeat this passage Ger
We believe yet more and more
Bread upon the waters cast
Shall be gathered at the last.
Gold and silver, like the sands,
win keep slipping through our hands;
Jewels cleaning like spark
Will be hidden in the dark;
Sun and moon and stars will pale,
But these words will never fail
Bread upon the waters cast
Shall be gathered at the last.
Soon like dust to you and me
Will our earthly treasure be;
But the loving word and deed
To soul in bitterest need
They will unforgotten be,
They will live eternally,
Bread upon the waters cast
Shall be gathered at the last.
Fast the moments slip away,
Soon our mortal powers decay;
Lower and lower sinks the sun,
What we do must soon be done.
Then what rapture if we hear
Tnousand volces ringing oIe~- -----+---.
Bread upon the waters cast
Shall be gathered at the last.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
In the Country Lawyers Office.
~. Y. Sun.


He wanted Justice. You could see
that in his eyes afar off. He didn' t
want little bit of justice weighed out
in a gingerly manner and done up in
coarse brown paper, but he wanted JUS
tice by the car load and at wholesale rates.
He hitched his old white horse and di-
lapidated buggy in front of the drug
store, mounted the stairs running up
outside to the second story, and his
eyes frightened as they rested on the
tin sign on the door: George Boxem,
Attorney-at-Law The lawyer was in.
So were two dollar desk, two fifteen
cent chairs, huge cuspidor, and rusty
stove.
Morning
Morning
I'm Jim White, sir. Live out by
Gray's Corners. Bought Tompkins'
farm, you know
'Ah!
Skinner lines farm with me. His
steers get into my corn. l want dam
ages, but he laughs at me. 1 turn my
mugs lHlO HIS tdlcI pdlCQ.
Good like man of spunk.'
'And he kills one of 'em.'
sWhat!'
HE kills hog worth two dollars
you don't say! Well, that man ought
to be made to understand that he doesn't
own this county. What an outrage
Have you demanded pay.'
'Oh, yes, and he said he'd like to
shoot me-
is it possible7 Why, he's danger
GUS man, very dangerous.
4 came to ask you if-if-'
why, of course you have the best
kind of case against him, and it is
your duty to push it,
'Yes, | want justice, but how-how
much will
'Oh, the cost will be nothing. Just
leave me S. as retainer and we'll make
Skinner sweat. l haven't heard such
an outrage for years. He probably rea-
sons that you are chickenhearted and
afraid of him.
well, he'll find that the Whites have
as much grit as the Skinners.'
'And as much to law with?'
you bet'
That's the talk Well make him a
very sick man. Your case appeals to
me as citizen as well as lawyer. Now,
we'll secure warrant as starter
Skinner visits the other lawyer in the
same village, and the conversation is
about the same. White gets warrant
for Skinner, and Skinner gets a warrant
for White.
First year-Two adjournments, dis
agreement, twenty-four days lost time,
and a cash expense of SIS to each farmer.
Second year-Three trials one disa-
greement, four adjourments, one appeal,
and cash expense of SI2o to each
farmer. Time lost, thirty-five days.
Third year-Two trials, two appeals,
two decisions, and two farms pass into
the hands of two lawyers.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

All men have their imprudent days.
Poverty of soul is worse than that
of fortune.
The best way to cure the body is
to quiet the mind.
No thoroughly occupied man was
ever yet miserable.
The small courtesies sweeten life
the greater ennoble it.
"A young lady wrapped up in her.
self is delicate parcel.
There is no limit to the age at
which man may make fool of him
self.
Every man has some hobby, and
every girl looks forward to the time
when she will have hubby.
The average girl, with big hat
loaded with flowers and feathers, seems
all head till you talk to her.-E.
-"Bless me!' he said, looking at
the clock, "it's after eleven. How the
time flies! had no idea it was so
late" "It's better late than never, !"
she said, hiding yawn
-"John, said Mrs. Brinton to her
husband, 81 intend to return some calls
this afternoon. Won't you step down
to the stable and tell them to send up a
carte-de-visit, with driver9'
-"Pay me that five dollars you owe
me, Mr.. Malrooney," said village at
torney. "For what2'' "For the opin-
ion you had of me- ''Faith, never
had any opinion of you in all my life."
"A Texas clergyman, about to be
appointed chaplain of penitentiary,
preached farewell sermon to his con-
gregation who had treated him rather
badly. He selected the following text;
81 go to prepare place for you, SO that
where | am ye may be also"
They were having heated argu-
ment. He said:
"Stop your quarreling. People will
think we are crazy"
"No they won't DEAR" she replied.
"They will think one of us is crazy"
"Ah!" he responded, "there's your
egotism again."
The Detroit Free Press says some
fellow has patented San automatic stool
that shuts up when the COW kicks"
This may be valuable invention, but
we don't believe the ingenuity of man
is capable of producing a contrivance
that will cause the mixer to shut up
when the cow kicks. That is the time
he or she opens out and uses language.
Eyes, SIR" said Jones to Smith,
"as men grow in age and experience
they advance in knowledge" !"
81 don't think so,' replied Smith.
"Don't think so1 That's rather sin
gular. Tre opinion hold on the SUBJ
''lt may be, but have my own oDmss
ion, nevertheless, and it is-ti,~, t,,.-~
younger we are the more we know.
When | was youth l knew twice as
much as my father. Now l am aged and
l don't know half as much as my son."
Boston Conner.
He: sit was natural, you know,
that l should be attracted to you"
She: "Indeed Why?"
He: "Well, you know, your brother
studied law in the same office with me,
and we were admitted to the bar to-
gether."
She: "But what had that to do with
me2"
He: "Why, don't you see, l looked
upon him as brother-in-law2"
She (blushing): "Oh! see.
He: eyes, brother in-law de iure,
as it were. Now | propose that he shall
be brother-in law de tact0 as WELL"
Then he slipped the engagement ring
on her finger and their heads came close
together, and the Parian cupid on the
mantel looked as if he was about to clap
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Don't Go Into the Kitchen.

A careful housewife, upon entering
her kitchen, said to the colored cook:
Great goodness, Jane, you must be
more careful. You are not clean enough
in your cooking
Lady, replied the cook as she took
up a piece of beef that had fallen on the
floor, Il see dat yer's goin' to ack fool
ish wild me. Amt yer got nothin' ter
do 'cept ter fool round out heah?'
sIt's my business to come out here
occasionally
'All right den, hab it yer own way,
but 1 wanter say one thing: Eff yel
wants to Joy vessel at de table an ea
wild er comm appetite yer'd better stay
outen dis kitchen. Yas,' she added a
she wiped dish with a dirty rag, 'Yer't
better not nose around heah, fur cook
in is er business wild me, an when e
pusson is gagged in business, foolishnes
is mighty troublesome
B@ Wrongs entrenched in bad legis
lation can never be converted into ves1
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Gail Hamilton on Woman Suf-
frage.

Woman suffrage is an artificial cause,
and is Just as hard to keep up as slavery
was to put down. Convention, discus
sion, legislation, fail to arouse any en-
thusiam for woman's right, because there
is no organized, insistent, radical wo-
mans wrongs Individual women sui
fer, and concrete laws are unjust, but
men as class are not unjust to women
as a class. AS men increase in refine
ment and virtue, women share in the
improvement-inevitably, because man
is compounded of men and women.
Whatever women suffer, they suffer from
the imperfection of human society, not
from any combined intentional oppres-
sion by the stronger sex. Woman sui
frage languishes not because women 90
not wish it. Women cannot be made
to wish it, because they do not suffer
from the lack of it. Whenever they
want it they will have it. There is
more danger that they will have it with
out wanting it than that they will want
it without having it.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

bJrA Newburg schoolboy was asked
to write sentence containing the word
s'dozen." He wrote: 81 dozen know
my lesson"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

s@A countryman goes to the rail
road depot. sGive me ticket. 'For
what placer That's none of your
business fi
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

b@~She is called a grass widow, my
son, because she is in the heyday of her
happiness.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01

D@~ Wrongs entrenched in bad legis-
lation can never be converted into vest
ed rights.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1886-05-01
Three Little Dudish Fools.

Three little dudes all on a spree,
Three little canes and three little hats,
Three little straws with sangaree-
Gay little dudes are we.
Three little dudes all on bat,
Three little Sims piled in hack,
Three little heads without hat
Tired little Sims are we.
Three little dudes and three little beds,
Three big doctors, three swelled heads,
Three little mbstones-epitaphs read,
"Dead little dudes are we."
st. Paul Globe.