New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-07-04
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Says an ex-convict in The Detroit Free Press: " II
statistics could be gathered you would find that eight
ont OF ten wiye. secure from husbands sent TO
prson no matter II his crime stealing give them
food or using weapon to defend their honor"
There is no doubt that John Brady wanted
too much OF the earth
| Mr. 1ames Lepnox OF Dumfries left tho Lands End
Oh June for bicycle run TO John o Grosts. lie made
the first nay 100 miles, tbs second lao miles the third
los mia. The fourth IA niles the nfth 1873 niles ami
the sixth 1873 mes-s total distance OF os5 miles with
total riding OF days L. hours beating the best
previous record By seven hours London GIooe'
Philadelphia cooper intends to embark Oh the whir
pool rapids az Niagara 10 barrel lie has Oeen driving
nails into his own CONN.
man with politeness. Friend-I spoke rather roughly,
admit. Man-Yol have changed toward him The
! Frend-Yes he owed me then, but lie has pal me;
,equenty. you that am no longer under oDiga
| tons 10 him. - Arkansaw Traveller.
President Cheney, OF Bates College, SAYS that young
men are needed as pr-scherA We eau utilize them in
this city FOR of contractors ars as paving
| stones
An officer OF the Army made the acquaintance Of a
young lady at a ball She immediately Uecame very
familiar and said
captain, want you to atop ParsdIng past my win
dow every lay. Ny mother don't ike Il"
"PI be glad accommodate you IL you VIII tell NE
where you i've" replied the captain.-lre1as Sftngs
Miss Cleveland says that some changes will require
to be IN tie contents OF the magazine" etc Miss
Cleveland ought to know that wl require 10 De Niue
is not Englsh and Is at best clumsy circumlocuton
for Will be needed"
Tue network OF railways OF tho Kingdom OF saIony
covers nearly i've miles less in winter than III summer
a fact when Director Kiauss recently proved In a
before Dresden Industrial society IL seems
that steel rail OF zig metres Ia lensta, at temper
aure Of 10 desres, RStgma1' contract; mi,ii,
tracks, contraction from cola sggregstes total OF
1900 metres American Register, PAria
The Boston Courier to Thick that everybody in
| It,lo han
pecked husbands.
A travelling show struck hard luck recently in a
Texas town. Among Its curiostes was an alleged
EGYPTIAN mummy, upon which the local In
sisted OH holding inquest cost OF S25 Just 81
moro than taken in at the door
The angler sits upon the sward
And waits feel the tug:
And there at Intervals, Is heard
The gurgle OF tho Jug
Near Macon. Ca, there is a large ozer willow farm.
At the end OF years the willow switches from
four to seven inches long Thsy then cut, stripped
OF their by machinery and put away to dry. The
farm Is profitable one as the average yield 10 ton "
the acre. and the willows fnd ready market at 5000
ton. The bark and leaves OF the willows also sold
at the ratio Of twenty-five cents pound for medicinal
purposes
There" said Henderson, I want you TO read that
something Of mine, you know. | suppose 100
persons have read IT, and no one OF them has been aoe
Fogg after looxlg the stun through. you moth.
ing a. all" Fenderson-" How in thunder ala you nnd
QUIT Somebody WAS Ia tho secret have told
you 81 Boston Transcript
A Boston ne wspapcr man says that Phillips Brooks is
one OF the eminent citizens OF that city
home in the papers by leaders OF loaded
BREWER.
First Senator-Come now. you haven't opened lyour
second STANDARDIZATION me: have gaped all
through your speech. Burlington Free Press.
Some paper the IVES, has started the story
that raant Henry Wattsrson Is to be frozen Of
The LOUISVILLE Courier-Journal. The who Invented
that story doesn't know Henry He would be more apt
to melt the freezer.
Tue New.Jersey editors have returned home pleased
with their trip TO Canada Aud yet the DoMi has
not that abiding charm for them watch It has
Temperance Mau-oh my friend. 1t Is sad to see you
a., .r ,,o,vess hyn no ere for natnr h.nIv "
Topper sho! stop there. Have eye for na'ral
beautyl Betcher mo have. can SEQ three moons
tonight. You eau ONLY SEQ ONE Boston Courier
There Is no truth tho that they are making
Anarchist Most drink gunpowder tea ON the island.
There are about 5000 ne wspapers published IN ASIA
OF which 1000 appear IN Japan, and most OF the rest
published IL India
When Miss Booile.wag. OF New-YOrk heard that the
princes were Oanisned from France she didnt
iealiy whether To make up To one OF tuem
or course they Il come TO America and II she set mr.
mind marrying Of tnen pS would the prince
right on and yet his lowest casn price. Pa n-
and denied her any thing Boston Tran
script.
When Denis OBrien fishing for Judgeship. goes
angling around Cooperation Counsel LacomDc, his hook
catches on . rocx.
The Phiadelphisns are proud Of the tall tower on
their Public Buildings. aud got tired OF looking at
| II and wondering how much higher Is than
| the tower OF Babel
Burmah is fearful place for cheap drink aud heavy
crimo the natives manufacture what ia called sham
IL supposed To be made fro rice and lime ono
may form idea OF its power when assure you that
IL Will Dissolve Martni-Irnry bullet In thirty minutes
IL the Inside out OF those who drink II, dnu sn
afraid Will play fearful havoc among our troops be-
fore this Is past We are glad To near from the
same source that determined eor.s being made bS
Burmah Good Tempars to suppross tho sr OF TINS merry
poison and they MAYO no douDt that Goycrnment VIII
take action shorty the matter Ia their own interest,"
II not IN that OF the temperance cause Among otuef
doubtful mereleA Burmah Will be favored villa To-