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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

When THE Rev. Mr.. Lamb was in Coal.
vile few weeks ago, he lectured on the
Book of Mormon, with a view to proving
it of modern origin. As an introduction,
he told his audience that when he began
to investigate the Book of Mormon he
Invested himself of ali prejudice, and
resolved that If he was convinced of its
truth he would accept its doctrine. In
this state of mind he began his investi-
CATION; but on the very first page of the
book, in reading the names of Lehfs
sons, he found to mis- surprise that one
was named Sdm!-"Sdm, SdH1!" said
the divine. "it seems 10 me that that is
a familiar name to me. Sam, why,
that's Yankee nickname for Samuel.
And loi here is a man who lived COO
wears B. c. with a Yankee nickname
Saml Right there, said the parson, 81
oegan to doubt" After the close of the
lecture, a gentleman in the audience
rose and asked the parson If one of the
sons of Jacob wasn't named Dan. Il
am not quite sure" said the gentleman.
but think one of them was named
Dan. was he not sir?" The parson re
piled in the affirmative.
Gentleman-"WelI, didn't DaB-live
hundreds of years before the coming
of Christi"
Mr.. Lamb-"Yes."
Gentleman-"Dan, Dan. well that
name sounds familiar to me. Dan
Why ism that the Yankee nickname
for Danielf"
Mr.. Lamb-"No, mol Dan is the
root from which Daniel is derived"
Gentleman-"Yes, that may be so
and isn't il possible that Sam Is the
root from which Samuel was derivedY'
Mr.. Lamb now presents his lecture
shorn of the Sam" feature.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

A LITTLE strange man with sharp
nose and snappy eyes, was bathing in
the Warm Springs plunge bath last
week. when a board accidentally be-
came detached from the loft overhead.
and fell with terrific force into the
water below, grazing in its descent the
mans right ear, but doing him no in
jury. Instead of expressing gratitica-
ton for what seemed to his shuddering
fellow-bathers as a miraculous escape
from an untimely end, the little man
sat gloomily apart from the rest, and
emitted the following wall: That's a
sample of my luck, boys, the past forty
five years. Any other man nd had
his head frightfully mangled, sued the
company, got judgment and lived in
luxury ever after; ID unjust world,
boys"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
All bOu.

A STRANGER from the east, very curl
Gus on everything pertaining to Utah
and the Mormons. was taken to the
Theatre the other night by gentlemen
known locally as a drummer and a
wag. "Do the Mormons come to the
Theatre at all ?" asked the stranger
"Oh, yes" replied his friend. "a great
part of this audience is made up of
Mormons. us it, indeed Now, could
you point out one of the fellows-a
prominent one, you know ?" queried
the stranger, curiously. The wag
pointed to Governor Murray, who sat
in box, and said that was a Mormon
OF some prominence. You don't say
sof" exclaimed his friend. "Weli, they
are tough looking set, and no mis-
take"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

TN PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF
i said court duly made, public notice TO
all persons is hereby given, that Samuel =.
Teasdel, as administrator, and Elizabeth
Pixton, as misunderstanding OF said estate of
Robert PixtoD, deceased, have rendered,
presented and fled in said court, for settle
ment allowance and confirmation, their
final sccount and final report OF their adj
ministTation of said estate, from the date Of
their last settlement now on hle In said
court that they viii ask for confirmation
and ratification Of the distribution of all
funds already distributed to the heirs OF
said estate since said last settlement and for
a further distribution of all the residue of
personal property. including money belong
ing 10 said estate, for the closing up and
DISCHARGE of the trust Of said administra-
tration, and all liability OF themselves or
their sureties thereon, and that Thursday,
the sth day of april, A D. 1856, at the hour
of ten O'Clock m, of that day, has been
fixed as the time when, and the court room
of ssid court in the city of Salt Lake, in said
County Of Salt Lake, as the place where
said matters VIII be considered and edIuds-
Gated by the court
You are therefore notified to be snd ap-
pear in said Probate Court en- the day and
hour, and at the place designated as atore-
said, then and there TO show cause, If any
you hive why said final report and final &C.
count should not be settled, allowed and
confirmed, why the distribution of SAID
estate 10 the heirs of said estate made since
the last settlement in the matter OF SAID
estate should not be approved, ratified and
confirmed, why distribution OF the remain
ing estate should not be made as prayed,
ana why the administration of said estate
should not be finally closed, and said sd-
minis.rstor and said administrative be re
leased and discharged from their trust in
the premises and they snd their bondsmen
be released from further responsibility in
tho premises; and why such other relief
may not be given in the premises, which
may be deemed needful by the court, and
Just and proper in the premises.
This the 5th day of March. A. d. 1886
JOHN c. CUTLER,
dino Clerk of said Court.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

WHEN the military hoodlums were
arraigned for trial in the Police Court
on Friday. they presented a most pitt.
able spectacle. The heads of three OF
them were crossed and recrossed with
bandages till they resembled Egyptian
mummies as much as anything else.
al see no use in preliminary examina-
ton of these fellows" remarked City
Hall appendage, they certainly can't
be any more effectually bogssd Orer
than they are at present.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
Thousnnds SAY So.

Mr.. T. w. Atkins, Girard, Kan,
writes: ST never hesitate to recon-
mend your Electric Bitters to my Gus
toners. they give entire satisfaction and
are rapid sellers" Electric Bitters are
the purest and best medicine known and
will positively cure Kidney and Liver
Complaints. Purity the blood and reg
ulate the bowels. No family can afford
to be without them They win save
hundreds Of dollars In doetors' bills
every year.
Sold at nfty cents bottis By Z O. n.
l.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

EVERY effort ever made to bring
that accursed system (Mormonism) in
TO discredit-and they have been con-
tinuous for nearly twenty years-was
largely prompted by pity for its VIC
tins. y. J. II.
On, no, HOLSTER; it was prompted by
your liver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

THERE'S man lying out here in the
front yard" shouted an Eighteenth
Ward wag. on the night of April FOOLS
day. as he entered the front gate to his
dwelling. Nothing OF the kind !" ex-
claimed she. Indignantly. gazing through
the bay window out upon the gas-lit
lawn. well, there was one lying out
there when l spoke" he chuckled, as
he walked into the house to calm her
fears.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
The Professor Posed.

Professor-How could anyone write
such fiat verses?
Popular Author-I don't agree with
you, sir, and ought to say that the
words are nine.
Professor-Oh, beg your pardonl ]
mean that they are SO horribly bungled
by the woman reading them. Who is
she7
Popular AUTHORSHIP is my wife. sir.
Boston Beacon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
Spencer House and
Cottage.
Superintendent.

25o-252 s. FIRST EAST ST.
i bv Lawns, the grounds the largest Of
any hote in the city, beautifully kept with
shade, Fruit Trees, Flowers. etc, make 1t
one Of the pleasantest resorts in the city as a
family hotel or q home for tourists.
Table not exceiled.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
How to Consult DR.. Foote, Sem, By
Mail.

DR.. Foote. Senior, author Of plain
Home Talk, Medical Common
Sense" etc.. ETC., would say to those
who would like TO consult him by mail
that they can have 9 list of questions
and q circular of gratuifous advice BY
addressing Box 414, Salt Lake City: The
doctor has arranged to have such In
formation supplied in this way 70 save
time. Receiving such printed matter
the correspondent can describe MS or
her case fully and direct TO the doctor
In New York. DR.. Foote Is successfully
treating all forms of chronic diseases,
specially to which he has devoted thirty
years Of study and practice. Evidences
Of his success can also be had oy ad-
dressing Box AZ, a. above, bui all let
ters of consultation and orders Tor rem
edies should be addressed to DR.. Z: b.
Foote. ST., 10 Lexington Avenue, New
York City, n. Y. Consultation free:
An advertisement Of DR.. Foote. ST.,
in the Sunday edition deserves attention.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

"I want some SOZODONT," said he,
Just out" the cunning druggist said
But here's some powder known to be
As good" The patron turned and fed
Asking, do you suppose don't
Know nothing equals S0Z0DONTT
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

WHY WILL YOU SUFFER from
Ague and Malaria when Gilmore's AFRO.
matte Wine win cure your For sale AZ
A. C.Smith & Co.'s Drug Store. .
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
LEGAL NOTICE.

In The Probate Court ,Dithin and for lie
County of Salt Lake, IN the Territory
of Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

THAT Best affair is likely to prove the
worst affair the Tribune has yet had to
deal with.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
MISCELLANEOUS
TOBESOLD
At Very Reasonable Rates,
Valuable Machinery.

one 2o-inch Turbine wheel
one I5-horse Engine.
One 1o-horse Engine
one horse Engine.
one Jutson's Pat. Valve, 3-inch governor.
one Gardner Pat. Valve, 1<-inch governor,
Two :5-horse Boilers.
one Lathe Bed, 10feet long.
One Lathe II feet long. "A inch swing.
one Knowles No. / Steam Pump.
One Bucket Plunger. No. Steam Pump.
one lot Assorted Pulleys, finch TO As inch
diameter.
One lot Journal Bearings. 1-inch 10 1<inch
Aquantity of Skating. 11ss-inch to p Finch.
quantity OF. Furnace Bars, 14inch to CO.
inch long.
A quantity of Spur, Bevel and Motor Cog
Wheels
A quantity of Ore Car Wheels. finch TO u
inch diameter, 1+inch TO pinch track.
500 pounds of Cast Iron Washers. y inch 70
s{-incn hole.
1000 pounds of Sash weights; pounds to
as pounds each.
200 feet of pinch Cast Iron Water Pipe.
One Set Boilermakers' Roofs. finch dis-
meter. fleet long.
One Boilermakers' Punch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

ScESE.-Ahd Club; Mary anderson:
Reception.
GOVERNOR. MURRAY.-Miss Anderson.
allow me to acquainr you with Mr..
Patrick Henry Lannan, the noted
Irish : American -Anti-Mormon-Fresh-
meat-Patriot.
All botr.
Miss ASDERsoS.-How do you do,
sir? Your salad is excellent. Please
replenish my plate.
Mr.. LAENAE She takes
me for the butler.
Painful Curtain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

WHEN DOCTORS cannot help you
then take Gilmore's Magnetic Elixir for
your Throat and Lungs. For sale at
A. @. Smith & Co.'s Drug Store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
S0TTO yOCE.

Losr.-A Federal ring.-For psrticu-
lars see Tribune office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

In the matter of the estate OF Rober. Pixton,
deceased.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
FOR SALE
JERSEY BULL CALF,

Prfaee Of caebS. 44IO
i Son of Jessie 1861. imported March. Iss5-a
fne heller thai gives promise OF making one
Of the very best Jersey cows IL Utah
Grandson of Hdfia 77ss. dam Of l.
e.. q grandson Of Jsrsey Belle Of seffuate
zss8
Priaos Is 10 months old, solid dark fswn-
rich skin, good escutcheon. hardy, thrifty
and vfgorous-large for his age Price $50.
registered
This il q good chance for some one who
wants 70 breed nrss elass butter stock
address.
John Il. Caine, Jr.
IA LOGAN, UTAH.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

Notice 70 I'll persons interested in salt
estate
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04

Enquire at the Salt Lake xoundrv and
Manufacturing Cos Works, no. 1s1 to 1S5
Third West Street.
ELI A. POLAND.
Superintendent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-04-04
UTAH CENTRAL RAILWAY
T.ains Nos. J and 8.

Trains win stop At stations marked
only when sfsnaled-
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29

office. We find no fault with that;
but in the face of that fact it is the
very height of absurdity to whoop that
Havird is not the most perfect scholar in
the county He is competent to carry on
the business of the office, and with less
aid than German requires. The man who
is making himself busy circulating that
which is not fact, is candidate for an
office which he will disgrace if elected,
for the reason, if for no other, that he is
totally lacking in education and intelli-
gence. We have the proof of this fact in
black and white, and the proofs thorough
ly convincing. The office to which he as
pires is one that, if filled by man, who,
at least, has not a fair education, will cause
our county to be a "hissing and by-word."
This candidate ought to look HIS incom-
petencey square in the face and let up on
the incompetent racket. We didn't start in
make fight for any candidate except for
the sheriff's office and Delegate in Con-
~
campaign. This candidate above referr-
ed to ought to be very thankful that he
has been sat on very lightly. He
is so utterly unqualified to fill any public
position whatever, as to be totally incom-
petent to be judge of incompetency. A
candidate who aspires to a position which
he disgraces, and causes to be placed upon
the intelligence of his constituents very
low estimate, if he is not man of some
education, intelligence and ability y-natural
or acquired-and the aforesaid wise man"
is lacking in all these necessary qualltica-
tiGns-he makes himself a subject of ridi-
cule when he talks about the educational
qualifications of candidate who asplres
to an office, the chief qualifications for
which is not college education, and more
especially when the wise man" is can
didate for an Office which requires the
qualifications which he is harping upon,
and which he possesses only in the
smallest degree The fact that the sherit's
Office, for many years, has been filled by a
man with not even SO much as a good
common school education, adds to the
farccal character of the wise man. who
masquerades IN the role of competent
judge of incompetency.'
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29
ENGLISH REMEDY

rs A NEVER FAILING
D Cure for Nervous De-
bility, Exhausted Vitality
Seminal Weakness, Sper-
matorrhea. L o S 7
MANHOOD, impotency,
Prostatorrhea, Paraly-
isis, and all the terrible
getfects of self-abuse, Of
youthful follies, and ex-
cesses in maturer years.
/ such as loss of memory.
jLassitude. Nocturnal
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29

office. We find no fault with that;
but in the face of that fact it is the
very height Of absurdity to whoop that
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29

n Idaho Encamrment No 5, I. C. r. C
e-It=sss holds its regular meetings in Temperance
Hall at 80 O'Clock the first and third Sat
III urday evening of each month.
u All Champions in good standing are in
g V''d to attend y z&sis 8sfs' ,ssrs OF M E. s s C.
@ Jan 2-'77-tf.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29
u WEEKLY WORLD
.,pJectus.

hglst Is, 1886.
ht for a good
Iures and gram
+ on the inside,
hore' i! ! !
volume ready
is now in the
proved agents
Ie soliciting the
lie with marked
IIthor Of other
Ireater in every
J united. 1t is
Rr. Mr.. Com
lr it and gone
I'D. Mr.. Berg
Tin pages and
nd states that
Ec violation of
Iuelty to dumb
Tested by the
ids, and every
a good book
hould harrow
lrovoke a flow
Iefully expung-
lpid expungers
Ig on it night
leeks.
lplain a good
Heretofore re-
Ech as spots on
good paste
I'LL not shrink
i how to win
Ashow to write
Ft bread, how
bout removing
snces, expert
h in all, over
that | have
pnfdence and
huty and mer-
Fould not hire
lsBill Nye."
at a man with
education is
Requires but
lrd-an office
Ior years by a
The writing of
p the Sherif,s
lrd to be just
p competent,
land more in
bans a attorney
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29
Treasurer's Notice.

The following Warrants will be paid
out of the County General Fund on pres
entation at my office
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-10-29

Emissions, Aversion to Society, Dimness of Vision
Noises in the Head the vital fluid passing unobser-
ed in the urine and many other diseases that
lead tc insanity and death. DR.. MINTIE who
is regular physician, graduate of the University
of Pennsylvania will agree to forfeit Five
Hundred Dollars for case of this kind
the VITAL RESTORATIVE under his spe-
cial advice and treatmentl will not cure,
or for anything impure or injurious found in
it. DR.. MINTIE treats all Private Diseases
successfully without mercury. Consultation Free.
Thorough examination and advice. including anal
sis of urine S. 90. Price of Vital Resolutive
81 30 a bottle urfour times the quantity $780,
sent to auy address upon receipt of price, c. 0.
D., from obsevstion, and in private name if
desired, by.
A. Z. MINTIE, M. D.
II Kearny Street. San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE.
Will be sent to applying by letter. stating
symptoms, sex and age Strict secrecy in regard
to all business transactions.
DR.. MINTIE's KIDNEY REMEDY, HEPE-
RETICUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and Bladder
complaints, Gonorrhoea, Gleet Leucorrh1a. For
sale by all druggists; S100 BOTTLE six bottles for
$500.
DR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS, are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS
cure in the market. Fer sale by all druggists.
Jan. .. 1SS0.-tf
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2rofesaioual Cards.
W. J. RothWell. M. D.

EpHYsICIAN, SURGEON, &C, graduate of Je1er-
i son Medical College, Philadelphia. Office on
upper end OF Granite street, PIacerville. Boise Go
l. 4 [dec-4.
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No. 154 in favor of H. A. Mattox, $40 90
163 Alex Orchard 81 03
" 170 Jas. Mcintyre 80
169 E. Sweet. ... II 90
343 Pat. Golden. 7 20
JOHN GARRECHT, Co. TREAS.
By IsIDoR SMITH, Deputy.
Idaho City, Idaho, May II, 1886.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-05-03
Worth Hts Weight In Gold.

Henry Durand has o hooking bird
that is known from Jackson VILE 10
Boston. The bird il probably the finest
singer liz the South. He Ia not only a
fine singer, but valuable ,ad junct to a
restsurant. The bird seems to know
when the dining room ia filled with
human tenants, and upon such ocoa.
sions he will open his mouth and imi-
tate a spring chicken. The imitation
Is perfect, and unless some one happens
to spy the bird and point him out,
every body will begin to look about for
the crop of spring chickens. The bird
generally keeps up the imitation until
the cry OF spring chicken SO sharpens
the appetite of the tourist that they
order one. Out of season q spring
chicken comes high, and when the
tourist has paid his bill and gone the
bird Ia given fresh potato.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-05-03
List Of Letters.

List Of unclaimed letters remaining
In the Wilmington (Del.) post-offict
Saturday, May 1, 1885:
LADIES LIsT.-Mrs. Marcia Bailey,
Miss Louise Bowker, Matilda Butcher,
Mrs. Rachel Bollep, Mrs. Oavanagh,
Miss Lucy Cloud, Miss LAURA Cham
man, Mrs. Mary Dance, Miss Annie
Ellis, Mrs. Mary Fields, Mrs. Rebecca
Foulk, Miss Kate Gibbons, Miss Mar
garet Henry, Mrs. Annie Henderer,
Mrs. K. l.. Hay, Ellen Halink, Mrs.
Sallie Haines, Mrs. &. +. Holston, Miss
Addie z. Irons, Mrs. E A. johnson,
Mrs. Rebecca Kirk, Mrs. Sarah Lava,
Mrs. Elizabeth Mcclellan, Mas Lizzie
q. Morgan, Mrs. Phoebe Morrison,
Miss Hannah NJ. Cakes, Miss Lydia
Pierce, MS Magey Pennington, Mrs.
Susan II, Price, Mrs. Samuel Rankin,
Hester Smith, Mira. Lou Shak spSare,
Miss Rachel SAmpson, Mics Augusta
Tnom pson, Miss A. Wright, Ida U.
Wood, Mics Nellie WinRSte.
GENTLEMEN's LIST -Haurlce AL
lasd, Theodore "a. Allrscht, Bsrnar
dino Borell, o. L. Bennett, Thorn "a
Bsncsik, ID. Car, Edward Cook, Pat
rick Conner, W. II. Clarke, Angelmario
Cerrans, julius Cegelske, William
Clark, Denmead Bone Mill Co., Bill
Ennis, James II Giberson, Lugarjo
Ginliano, Chris. Klinbenberg, Michael
Kelley, U. l.. Nc Pherson, Joseph Ma
son, Mr.. Hoffett Robert g. Mason,
William Mowry, William Monday,
Ben. Nocke. Jas. O'Connor, Joseph
Oriuge, H. 2. Owens, JONATHAN Per
kins, Aaron Reece, Barney Ruane,
John Kairowoke, Tomis T Rambo,
Gottlobe Seidel, John Snyder, j. 3.
Snyder. Isodor Sikorski. Tiluan lutte,
Moses VIckals, Chas. Weaier, Henry
Wesley, Montgomery Wahdell.
LOCAL LETTERS LADIES LIST
Mrs. Elizabeth Boyer, Mrs j. Buckley
Miss Kate Mcclellan, Mis- Sallie A.
Mar9erum.
GENTLEMEN LIST-Bhn Il. Black,
Norbert Fuhrmann, Frink Green, j. H.
Nanderay.
LETTERS RETURNED FROM DEAD
LETTER OFFICE LADIES LIST
Mary Davis, (2); AnnA w. Hannu.n,
Emma Smith, sarah Stewart.
GENTLEMEN S LIST w O. Courtney,
Harry U. Mackay, james II. Rambo,
s. Trusty, ID. Thlalz, g. VESSEL
THIRD CLASS MATTER j. W.WE-
liams
&-To obtain any OF these letters the
applicant Iaust AK for Advertised Let
tors and give the date of this list.
w. Y. SwIGGETT, Post Master. 4