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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

1t is stated that Nth lists have robbed
RUSSIAN post Offices of 1900 roubles The
Gar ought not to let the Nihilists get
charge OF any OF his post Offices. lie rs
old enough to begin TO take lessons in civil
service reform, but perhaps he has no
cheeky Mugwumps in his country to vol
unteer to teach him,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The Kentucky people about COvington
and Newport are casting about for sue
cessor to Mr.. Carlisle when he shall be
sent to the Senate as the successor TO
Senator Beck. Let the latter gentleman
take due notice. His fences may be dam
aged. However, it seems tnat the coun-
try may need Mr. Carlisle in his present
position for a few years vet.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The Bell Telephone Company has had a
good deal Of sharp criticism, but it is not
a. selfish as many people think. For the
past three days 1t mas furnished the pe0-
pie of many cities with handouts Of gigan-
lie Eolian Earns free of cnarge.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

Some ofthe Republican papers even are
n doubt as to whether the successful trip
Or the Dolph vindicates john Roach or
Secretary Whitney.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

IL has been proposed 10 the English
cabinet TO make the Mudir OF Dongola
3aler Of the Soudaa and to entrust % him
tine work Of pacifying or exterminating
the Soudanese. The Mudir says he can
accomplish the task without much
tr lnble. II the Mudir vera as great a
diplomatist and soldier as he is prevari-
Gator, no doubt the troubles on the Upper
Nile would be brought 10 an end in a very
snort time.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

J. r. Foraker is now Governor Of Ohio.
aUd 5000 Office Sc kers have begun to
teach him more about the ONO idea than
be ever knew before.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

To the premature paragraphars: He
Ian ghs hest who laughs last. Yours truly,
-fHEP LUMBER.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

Tne mystery OF the Hul-sharon affair
may never be revealed, now that one OF
the famous parties has 'eeccc"e Mrs. Terry.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

il seems that Undertaken Merritt, Of
New York, has not yet got his $14,l 1853 70
for the funeral Of Gen. Grant, and he is
doubtless sorry that he didn't make the
bill $4,000, as he was advised to do. If
Congress is gong TO pay the bill, let it do
SO. II not, the Grant family, il reports
are true, is now amply able " pay il.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The Chicago NeleS makes a feeble at
tempt TO be sarcastic. n says: "CoN.
OF North Carolina, has been appointed
chairman ofths Congre ssional Committee
on Reform IN the Ciyll Service. Wehayc
always believed that 10 our civil service
WAS reformed it would be by the instru-
mentality or southern Democrat
Words fail to express the value of south
srn Democrats as civil service REFORM
ors." The Neps. however, may remem
ber how the southern Democrats reformed
the carpotbag governments ont Of exist
ence a few years ago. Had it not been
for iha solid vote Of the Southern Demo-
crut there would now be little edort IN
any part OF the country 70 reform the
civil service.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

rum tf q ~ 70 .fftt-|H4} q FLflhthts
] was amused ye lerdas by the story Of
policeman Nao va- sent The opera one
ni nt Iaet wee k. aui WHO stool for q time in
The cor dor near two fam Jus IN lliouaIres.
"W hen cen Hem two faces, he AID. with
rather an AHe-stlIc en- fare, ''Wh en- me samt
bavIt' been made familiar to me bv the illus
trltrG papers Ter years back nv knees nearly
shook themselves out Of joint. "a can't tell
me anything about = me men not uein' greater
than Otncr "a 10. Like ms cousin, who suit
i-uly found himself within three feet Of the
Prln G OF v alss durin' his visit TO Dublin
auout year ago. The Prince looked al him
carc.es--ike, ana me cousin turned pale.
Then the Prince smiled very quiet and pleas
ant, and Pm bles ed n me cousin didn't iall
Town seven stone steps and bust his right
I'm eIan. There must be something wrong
with tae Aneepans OF my family anyhow
When them two miihOnaires stopped in
frOut OF me at the Operay the other uIght I
'nOsed at their two faces and / felt the
front part OF my knees Jogging around
Ike the Tin venllotors In the station hOus,
winders. | SAYS to mese f: Here's hundreds
Ot Millions within Two foot OF m s nose. an
can't Win a nickel OF IT, The two milliouaires
stoppod. an on of them says. careless like.
Damp night The other looked kinder tired.
an then ne said that ne knew the storm was
comm on week back. because he always
had peculiar feeiiB' in his bones a few dave
afNTs p storm beg an. The other one gaped
little, and said: II must be pretty valHa lie
to he able 10 fureteil the weather tnat wav ,
Which the other returned The remark that ii
would be good deal more valuable If he
could fOretel the stock mi rket. An both OF
them laughed just - easy aud natural like
continued the policeman, with Impressive
earnest n ess, as he aved Ai3 b nj gently, 'as
though they was ordinary men. Everybody
WCt pas Ell stopped and looked back at them
the most friendly way Tou kin imagine lust
3 much as TO say, though ] wasn't nOthin'
but an everyday copper. / was inst as vel
gome 10 their little Joke as though had 255,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The latest story about King Ludwig ia
that he is 10 Psria incognito, buying
dresses and scenery for the performance
Of Theodore" which is TO take place for
his private enjoyment. II is barely pos
Bible, however, that be Is dodgin the Ba-
VarIan Sheriff. BY the way, wouldn't
Ludwig create = sensation II be were to
come over 10 America and give his show
In the leading cities! He might make
enough money to pay his debts, for il is
said the most successful managers, like
Ludwig, are at least partially insane.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

A sensa ion WAS created az Rutgers col.
iege the other night By the announcement
that Prof. Merriman had discovered a
new star while he was sweeping the dust
and nebuln Of the heavens with a G-Inch
telescope. IL turned cut that the celos-
iial visitor Was an artificial star ia the
form or an electric light which was sent
l.y balloon 20 height ~ 1000 feet by
. 60n, the intention being 90 carry out
Experiment which The wizard bad been
gplaung FOR some time. Prof Mer-
~, - - ..rolably mortified 0n account of
obean b0xepuai deception, az bis name
~ druggists. down y p0sif-ity as rae
4 f. "a Menis PARK.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12
Blankets. Blankets.

We offer the largest. choicest. and best so-
lected stock bon The city at prices which Hd
guarantee are Ear below any other house y
IA trade. BE sure and examine our gocA
before purchasing.
AZ 15e per pair, 200 pairs lCxl WITHIN
BLANKETS.
Al 81 % per pair. $50 pairs loxt WHITE
BLAf kETs.
A. 81 a. pcr pair, 100 pairs l0Ni Nitlh
BLANKETS.
AZ s. so per pair, 70 pairs I0Nl all-WooI'
WHITE BLANKETS
AT Sa % per pair. 90 pairs l0xi ll-Wo'
WHITE BLANKETS.
AZ 36 $50 per uuir. 40 pairs 1lai al-Wp'
WHITn BLANKETS
A. 81 SO per pair IS pairs llXi all-WlA
WHITE BLANK TS
AZ IS so TER pair ~ pairs l2xi al-Wo'
WHITE CALIFORNIAN BLANhEls. a
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The MORNING NEws pGa '-4c' ttiy. m
Guiding SUNDAY. IL Is served w. 'aH-cf 0eFs
~, thS ctfv bv ueWstealeIs aud CSrrcrs, on
their own account, a g cenrs week, 81 on
a month, s. o. for SIX months and $40 90 Tor
one yer.
The MoRNINa NEWS. IN mHa, including
SUNDAY. one month, : 90; Elk months - 'v'
ore wear. $40 90
Tie MORNING News b. Wa'i siN things =
week twithout sunday issue, sin montns,ei tu'
one year, s. 60,
SUNDAY NEWS, ~ mail, one vcar, - co.
WEEKLY NEws one year, 81 -. in clubs OF
FIVE. one We r S. CO.
Sub-ori0tions payable in advance. BemH
hy postal order or note. check or registtfss
letter. Currency sent by mail az rak oi
senGers.
ettcrs and kilograms should be addressed
''MORNING NEWS, yanu IA, oH.'
Al ertlsins rates made known oa apihe"-
ton.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12
Reduced Prices
IN
MERIN0 UNDERW WEAR.

Ladies VESTS and PANTS 85c, usual priea
soc.
Ladies' VESTS and PANTS 4Bc, usual price
65c.
Ladies' scarlet VESTS and PANTS, all
wool, medicated, at 81 "a each, usual prica
81 80.
Ladies' scarlet VESTS and PANTS. ALI
wool. medicated, superior quality, at s. AZ
usual price 81.
Mems SHIRTS and DRAWERS at 45c. rs.
ual nrhce sc.
Mems wool SHIRTS and DRAWERS 81 9sa
usual price 81 Is.
Mems scar ct SHIRTS and DRAWERS II
95c, usual price 81 %.
Mems all-wooi scarlet SHIRTS and DRAW.
Frs az 81 IS, usual price 81.
Mems English fancy UNDERWEAR s.
per suit, usual price s..
Misses and Chid-en's Goods at EQUALLY
REDUCED PRICES.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12
Great Re uctiona
IN OUR
CL0AKSAND SUITS
PRICES CET IN HALVES.

Every one in want of a garment should M
fail to call on us. Our immenee stock a
CLOAKS and SUITS to be slaughtered az
never was before. Is c are not striving h
make money now. but wish simpiSs 80 rid our.
selves Of every garment IN the nc te, and thB
viii be done at any sacrifice, no nsifter what
they cost. t
Ladies allWOOl jersey cloth NEWMAN
KETS at s. 80, reduced from So
Ladies' diagonal cloth EEWMARRETSi
trimmed with Astrakan, at S. IS, reduced
from Sll.
Ladies fine tailor-made NEWMARKET
at $l4 75 reduced from 81.
Ladies' aIl-woo jer ey cloth CIRCULARS
at IS IS. reduced from SIS
Ladies' satin de Lyon CIRCULARS, at 80 "a
reduced ftom SlS.
Ladies' all-silk bTocade CIRCULARS, a
SIS SO, redUc from So.
PLUSH SACKS. male from the finest Eng,
ll-a seal plush. satin lined. at 2l2 So fornerIJ
500 Sl7 30, formerly S25; 81 so. formerly 81 a
Forty and ffty-dOliar choice imported
WRAPS for S45.
Equal reductions in SUITS. They must hs
sold if low figures can do it.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12
An entire importation OF
NEW and FINE GOODS
far, far below value.
50pGPCt. less than Current PTieaI

w e will display on MONDAY ard the TO-.
w lowing DAYS 300,O O0 yards Of Ii MITRd
EDGINGS and INsERIINGS, in Cam ric
NaInsOOk, and Wiss. Edgings and InsertiDrs
with aH-overs 10 match, from SC to IS peryarf
Also
1000 yards OF Elegant FloHncings, on Cam.
brio, NainsOok- and Swiss. from 60 q niche,
wide, at 35c to SO Is per yard. This Is. with,
out exception, the most extensive line n
Choice Embrolderies ever exhibited and Va
positively assert that no such values havt
ever been offered by any one house in N.
state. These goods Will not be cut. bul
sold by the piece only, and LOW PRICES
WILL TELL THE STORY.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

New Orleans is beginn NJ to think that
she has at last captured something thai
looks like South American trade On Fri
day the Texas and Pacific Railroad Com
pany sent out from New Orleans train
to st. Louis which was the largest Of the
kind ever sent out from that city. Il was
run in two sections, aud on each car was
a placard in large letters: Through
train from Brazil to st. Louis" The
coffee which was thus shipped arrived at
New Orleans on the steamship Darwin.
which brought ia = total cargo of 37,40J
bags. The train went to Shreveport,
La. and Marshall, Texas, thence by
The Missouri Pacific and Iron Mountain
railroads 20 81. Louis This is expected
% prove the pioneer OF many other SINH
lar trains. The Texas and Pacific rail-
road Will make every possible effort to en-
courage these shipments from South
America.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

There is no good reason why the work
Of paving Rroughton street should not be
begun sonu, as majority II the owners of
the property on the street have expressed
"a desire 20 have it paved, aud although
they stated the kind Of pavement tho'
wanted, there is 40 doubt that they would
be satisfied with any good pavement.
This sentiment n favor Of paving the
street has been developed without any as
--tapce from the Council. The law has
been conn led with, SO far as getting the
cpnser u property owners is concerned.
Il remains now for tue Council to act.
Why should 1t not act pr,mptlyy There
is certainly no reason, As far as the public
knows, why il shouldn't.
If the street were welt paved it would be
improved much more rapidly than il is
uow bone improved, ard tra value Of real
estate bordering 10 would Increase much
more than The cost OF pawn IT,.
Vaepropertv owners have complied with
that part Of the street paving law Which
qures the consent Of "a Ger. ain portion
o the real estate owners OF the street g.
be- paved before the work OF paving is
begun. An the Council now mas to do Is
20 decide upon he kind OF pavement and
make contract 10 have it put down. o.
course the proper city authorities must
see it that il is well laid.
There ought uoL to be great deal Of
trouble in deciding upon a paving mate
rial. An the facts hearing upon the dit
toreut kinds OF payements are easily oh
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-12

The trade review Of Baltimore, as com-
piled 10y tue .I0urudl AT Comm rec, OF tbs
city. shows a remarkable decrease i'm t1
eceists of cotton, the receipts heiRg ir
1883 523,335 bales. IN 1854 243 As. and l
l>sj lSS,ll1. The falling of IS sttl but.G
70 reduced consumption o, local spinner
and 10 lessened FACILITIES for export trals
portation. There is also cons derab.e
decrease IN the receipts OF naval stores
he receipts for lSs5 being 1921 casks
turpentne, los bsrrels rosin, and l. !
1852 arrels tar and pitch; for 1884 22,49l
casks turpentine, 1881 barrels rosm.
and 1884 barrels tar and pitch; and for
1888 14,S0S casks turpentine, 1913, $50 bar
rolls rosiu, and G, SIS barrels tar and pitch.
There was a large increase in -four, the
receipts being 1857 $40 in 1884 eud Z. BOG o.
ia IN 1870. There was small increase
in the receipts OF coffee, coal, petroleum
and whisky, and a considerable decrease
in gram, live stock. iron and tobacco. on
the whole the report is not very flatterIng.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17
PROTECTING THEIR RIGHTS.

Probably no concern in the country
has adhered more strictly TO the 6eter-
mination to achieve success by the lib
eral use of printers ink than has the
Brown Chemical Company, of Balti-
more, Nd. Starting business about five
years ago, they have expended oyer ST.
100000 in the preparation and circua-
tlon OF printed matter, more than half
of which has been paid for newspaper
advertising. All this has been done to
make known the virtues OF their cele-
brated Browns Iron Bitters.
AS might be expected, very large sales
have resulted from this enormous out
lay. In fact, Browns Iron Bitters is
about as staple in MANY drug stores as
is flour at the corner grocery. Like all
good things, Browns Iron Btters has
been largely initiated. There are un-
scrupulOus manufacturers VINO cater to
just this sort of trade, and some dealers
are so lacking in principle, that because
greater profit can be made on fraudu-
lent than on genuine medicines, they
are willing to deIule the public by push
ing OFF Iron Tonic. Bitters and other
tonic medicines in place of the genuine
Browns Iron Bitters, which is undoubt-
edly one of the purest and best medi-
cines known. These frauds have been
practised SO extensively, that the COM
pany, finding all other means made
quate, have AT last determined to try q
Ilttle cold law To put stop 20 them.
Suits tor heavy damages have therefore
been commenced against Frederick
Stearns ~ Co.. Detroit, Mich. who are
known as the Non-Secret Medicine
Manufacturers, for selling Iron Tonic
B ters; against Meyer Bros. d. Co.. of
st. Louis, Wholesale Druggists, for sell
ling Browns Iron Tonic, prepared by
Z. j. Lincoln, Little Rock, Ark, and
against Jas. A. Dickinson. druggist in
Baltimore, for Iron Tonic Bit,ers with
his name upon the label, which medi- J
cine was made by koshlaud Hallander
~ Co., Of that city, and also claimed as
an imitation. We wish the Brown !
Chemical Company every success in |
these suits, as il is high time those who |
have pluck enough 10 carry large enter |
pTisea such as theirs 10 success, should |
be protected from those who live not by |
their own genius and effort, but by
copying aud cOuuterfeitiHg things that
have been made standard and valuable |
by others.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17


ILLUSTRATION, of Paris, relates an
amusing story concerning Prince Ma
poleon. A poor girl, miserable and de-
jected looking, asked aims of the prince
who was then representative of the
people. He handed her a five-franc
piece, on which was the effgy of Napol-
con l., and as she was feasting her eyes
on the money, the prince asked, "Do
you think | resemble him?"
"Whom?" said she, opening her eyes
in astonishnent.
Prince Napoleon pointed to the white
piece of money.
''But whom?"
"Napoleonw
The girl looked at him, and repeated
as il she had been spoken 10 in an un-
known language: Napoleon! Na-po-
le-onW
The prince was astonished. "Then
you did not know Napoleon?" he in
guired.
NO"
"Nor ever even heard him spoken
of?r
Never"
In the Rue de Rivoll, Paris, being
was found who didn't know vino Ma
poleon was. And Prince Jerome ad.
ded, as he related the incident: Gen
tlelnen, you see how it is. Be modesto
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17

-"Yes," said the pawnbroker, "it is
certainly monotonous sitting at this
desk from morn to night, nevertheless
take some interest in the work
Why will you cough when Shiloh
Cure will give immediate relief Price
i0c., Soc, 81. Sold by Dr. Horn, Le-
hghton, Biery, Weissport,
is the tide going outw said sail
or to a gentleman who was passing a
house where marriage ceremony had
jlst taken place.
Don't be fooled with something else.
The Hop Plaster is the best Porous
plaster known.
TO a certain extent We all profit by
each others misfortunes, but the man
who tells a woman that her babe is not
pretty is liable to go home with bleed
ing scalp.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy-a positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker
mouth. Sold by Blery, Weissport, and
DR.. Horn, Lehighton
Alligator hides are worth seventy
live cents each in louisiana. This sig
nilicant fact explains why tramps are
seldom seen so far south.
a nasal injector free with each bottle
of Shloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80
cents. Sold by Biery, Weissport, and
Horns, LehighJon.
1t has been observed by the men
who browse on the dry fodder of statis-
tics, that the English could sparrow a
few more of their birds.
The selfish man may have much
wealth; but like the water on the sea, it
quencheS the thirst of none.
Ayers Cathartic Pills are suited to
every age. They are mild and pleasant
in action thorough and searching in ef-
feet, and, being sugar-coated, are easy
to take. These pills never fail to give
satisfaction.
The man who thought that an edi-
tors work was nothing more than to
write" found he was wrong when he
tried it.
Honesty, like gold, is frequently
used to plate base metals.
For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you
have a printed guarantee on every bot
tie of Shiloh's Nitalizer 1t never fails
to cure. Sold by all druggists.
An exchange has a department
headed "Woman's Talk" 1t crowds
out good share OF the advertisements.
Be cheerful and you are bound to
be healthy. The despairing patient is
the one who dies.
Shiloh'S Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, whooping cough and bronchitis.
SOLD by Dr. Horn, Leh!ghton and Biery,
Weissport,
Somebody has Invented a woman's S
hat that shuts up, but the woman her
selt still continues otherwise.
Hope is guiiboarl that is always
pointing to pleasant pathway through
life.
"Hackmetack." a lasting, a fragrant
perfume. Price Is and 80 cents. Biery,
Weissport; DIR, Horn, Lehighton.
| Transactions in poultry are apt tc
breed bad blood Men are always in
iignaut when they get a fowl of sael
Cthes,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17
Tha3e are Solid Facts.

The best blood purifier and system
regulator ever placed within the reach
of suffering humanity, truly is Electric
Bi5ters. Inactivity of the liver, bill
BUSINESS, iaundice, constipation. weak
kidneys, or any ii ease of the. uriaary
organs, or who ever requires an appe-
tizer, tonic or mild stimulant, will
always find Electric Bitters the best and
only certain cure known. They act
surely AMI quickly. every bottle gnaran-
refunded. Sold at fifty cents bottle by
I. d. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17
HE'D CHOOSE TO BE A BAaY.

The following story was told at the
recent encampment of the Grand Army
at Mexico, Missouri. a group around
one of the numerous camp fires were
relating incidents of bravery and cow
ardce shown in battle, and this is one
of them:
1t was at the battle Of Gettysburg, 8"
said the speaker, "when the bullets
were falling like hail, anl the shells
were shrieking and bursting over our
heads in a way TO make the bravesi
heart tremble, private dropped cut Of
the ranks and shulked hack toward the
rear. He was well under way, when
unfortunately for him, he was met by
Gen. Slocnm coming to the front.
"What are doing here2 Get back to
your post" the general shouted:
THE poor fellow stopped still and
trembled like leaf, but made no re-
ply"
''Get back 50 your post. YOU miserable
coWaid; aren't YOU ashamed Of yourself
TO be skulking back here when you
should be in the front with your brave
comrades?"
Still the man made no reply, but COM
menced 20 cry like a year old infant
You infamous, sneaking coward"
Shouted the infuriated general, get
back TO your post; I'll ride you down
like a dog. Why, you are nothing but
a baby"
"l-I-Fll t-t-t-tell you what g-g-gener-
al said the blubbering fellow, "I'd
g-g-g-give anything just n-n-now if l
was b-b-baby, and i-i-f 1 had my
ch-ch-cloice III rather be a female
baby"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-04-17
A Sansihln Man

would use Kemp's Ralssm for the throat
and lungs. 1t is curing more cases of
coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, Group
and all throat and lung troubles, than
any other medicine. The proprietor has
authorized Biery, of Weissport, and
Thomas, this place, to refund your
money If, after taking three-fourths of
bottle, relief is not obtained. Price
SOC. and 81. Trial size free.