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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-01-01
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airy to take by the hand in his town or city
the men who have not had the opportuni-
ty he has had, and to teach them the unity
of that which builds up well ordered and
well regulated society | think he will find
in that exercise, the true key to that unity
OF justice and mercy which is embodied in
the bankruptcy law and we will have
what IS so much more severely taught in
the old countries than ours, in regard to
the relations of debtor and creditor, name
~, that it is not merely an accident that
failure takes place, and there is nothing
for creditors but that the man who bor-
rows money knowing he has no means to
pay II, or mlSrepreSentlng, or by silence
has been guilty of something more than
misfortune applause. If it be crime for
man to get possession of another mans
money or goods by any kind of conceal
ment or Misrepresentation is it another
thing for Il man to sell his neighbor as some
of our British friends very often do, a
piece of cotton cloth that is represented to
have so many ounces of cotton to the
yard, but about half of which is made of
chalk or glue applause.
Now, if we could provide a bank
ruptcy system that should enter into the
morals of trade for cash, and
should be inspired with the principle that
what is good between the borrower and
lender is good between the buyer and sell
er, the thing that you sell having to be
the thing that you say yourself and the
thing that you buy having always to be
the thing that you expect to buy, whether
it be horse in Virginia or anything else
of that Kind, (laughter) then it would be Il
well for the country. 1t might be Il good
thing but it would not be the thing to mix
up this question of bankruptcy with the
mere relations of buyer and borrower and
lender The principal ON which it stands
| have cndeavOred to state briefly. 1t is one
that enters every business relation be
tween man and man, ANA that prinCl-
pal il square dealings, whether it he
IN horse trades or cow trades or clothes
trades; Laughter and when you have
cot that principal carried into effect you
will have made a great advance III prog
ress and order.
Now when got up, Mir. President, be
ing "A natural born protective men, or |
should say a firmatiVe defensive rather
| than an offensive tariff man, | was going
to speak about the tariff, TUT as surely as
| | get up to ; ,eak about anything | surely
| 60 into bankruptcy loud laughter in
| the course Of which the speaker resumed
h st,,lt
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MARKET REPORTS.
New York Produce Market.
NEW YORK, Dec.

ports of 1888 barrels. 5i08 sacks: dill
and heavy, but without decided chan e.
Sales OF l3,4OO bnls. No. ut 22j az 3 20
supcrhne at COOS 45 extra st, LOui> at 3 400
so; common to cd at 33OiI3 10 good to
choice at 3SOh5 80 common to choice
white wheat western extra at 0O6l5 % :
fancy do at 1905 60; extra ohio at j ri
90 80; extra st. Louis at 30D5 30, patent
Minnesota extra good to prime AT ) 5000 ~
choice to double extra do ~ jOil5 80 1850
barrels of city mil extra AZ 1904 80 100 hat-
rels of fine at 25Q13 20 1000 superriuc at 20
93 % go barrels OF extra No 81 33J
Q13 10 1000 barrels winter wheat extra a
) 0t5 60 42OO barrels OF Minnesota extra At.
3 3OG5 Is southern. steady. Common to
far extra at 3 5j61t 90; good TO choice do at
0J615 60. Ryt trouh-s steady At . - a3 G5
Cor MEAL steady.
"hAiN WnEAt Rec pts OF 100 ga. n
els expor's of 1000 bushels a shade better
but quiet, speculation quite and moderate.
Sales OF $4,000 bushels ON spot. No z spring
at rs; No. 3 red nominal at SO ; No. red nom
nal ut we No. | red state at 81 80. /
VIII to at %. RYE-nomnal. BARLEY steady
Cons advanced 1@21a, closing stead cN-
port demand more moderate. speculation
fairly active. Receipts OF lOs,OU bti,hcis :rN-
por,s OF 322,6l3 bushels. Sales ol 3i6UW bush
els on spot. No. 3 ut i31sd4i4; 40. = at
fo4e1N elevator, OARS LiG9zac higher, and
ports none sales of $4,000 bushcl, ON spot.
3a 81 do white at 49,. M3S1a; No. . al
a|2H3iA DO whltc at o3ja@Nla, mixed
western at 3ju36 white do at 3,G43-1: Whit
state at 31ls.
ono, tItGhs-C"ttth--d at 81 >rGAr
dun refined quiet c at j14@j1a; extra
- at 5}aH53i whIt extra q j34Uj;
centrifugal at "a; refining ut jleuj $40; on
y at G@hl4; ycnuw 1t 51-j1s; mould y At T..
standard at 90 ;cuniectloucrs' \ at II Ii
WbA; ut lOul and crushed at il4di1.4
powdered at 6fs11@s; grauulutcd at u 1916
cubcs AT French islands at 81 manila at
61s1' molasscs sugar duh at as muscavadu
al ~; extra maiilla at }. NOLAr~ns
STEADY: New Orlc ut 4s6tj2. Rice steady
rEItOLLUM nted at sos.
PKUN ISION~ TALLOw steady at 1.u5
tOKN duh. Mess quOtei ,jGi TO- -. Btht-
dull. LARD-a shade higher, H. IN aud quiet
u %; continent 66j ;. a at 10l. BurTEl
barely steady Ncstcrn at Hob; Elgiu
creamery IA, IS State ut lSd3l CHEE,l
fl IN. State al 10 "a Western flat at ,6tQ12
frcl2hts weak. WHE IT steam 234d
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m'he Eree 2;sress,


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number enters upon a New Year and it
heartily wishes all its readers Il happy and
prosperous wear. The subscription term
of Il good many of our readers expires
with this number. AS our regular rule
is TO stop all papers that are not paid
for in advance this will be the last num-
her they will get unless Il renewal is sent
in pro nptly. We trust that not one will
feel that he can do without the FREE
PRESS We are better prepared this year
then ever before to give our patrons their
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the FREE PRESS better the coming year
than ever in its history. We have decid
ed to expend the money heretofore put
into premiums on the improvement of our
paper, and we have no doubt but that our
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better. In another column we print Il
prospectus in which we make known
some of the good things our subscribers
will get by taking the WEEKLY FREE
PRESS the coming year. Besides asking
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BOSroN, December 30, IsSj.
Butter Is i'll far demand We quote extra
Northern creamery at 2Ou3Sc, cnuIc at .si,g
30, ANA good o choice II lGl32c per pound.
western creamery iiimcr at ;i!d 3jc for extra.
IUWc Tor choice ann l1H2!c tor good t.
Oh ace. Extra Northern DAIRY sell at 2,n!i.
and ChUICc AT lSd sc; Western DAIRY at +, a.
2Oc lur choice, ANA lUd ljc tor iulr t. good
lmitat on creamery at %3U24c tor extra. and ll
q ISC tor gUOu to choice.
cheese Is steady ana in III dcrdtc dcmatU
with sales OF extra at @41 i0c, choice al 81
1l9c, ANA common to GOO at juSC per pound.
Legs dtc quoted rs quiet vi II safes Ol extra
Eastern al = fancy al SOC. NcN NU Is
ANA Vermont at 2j,l Poo. Western fresh at =.
az, Michigan at "A J25c, and NuVL scotia at
-t0 26c per dozen.
Potatoes are quiet and easy, and we quptC
rose at 55tl6Sc, iicbrOns at +ju .Uc per btlsucl.
ana swrc al 81 80 IA - 81 per nb.
Green appics are rather iIim at Sl.1Jti9 e. 4
per nb. Tor NO. iidluwin>
Poultry Is quiet with safes of choice NOrtA-
crn and Eastern turkeys ut la l2c ; Western
turkeys ut lOulIc ANA chickens AT IItlI-,
per pUunu.
POrk l. IN fair demand and steady, WITH
sales made OF mess ut eiU.JU, extra pIlmc AT
- ~ TO lU.UU and clear bicns ut Si2a5lJ per
barrel. Bccl Is steady and We quote
lncss and extra al SN.jUJlU; aud plate and
family at So ~ q. i23U per baIrcl. Lard f.
easy al 6A.0bt4c t H., and Smukcd Ham, sell
at 9'2'I iUc L ID, us to qutlIly and size.
Ihctc Is IL steady demand tor all KIND, OI
wool and prices uic firm. flur wa>ucu lccCr-
re dom better. Sdlc> of Michigan y al ;}I..,i
BE T. Ii. ONO and Pcm>y lvauia ucccr> com.
maud sc tor y, 81 t3jt tor y Y AN , :b,l,js,
tor M ANA above. in Foreign Wool n0th.
ing ol consequence Is being done.
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Accompanying an order for renewal of
suhscriptiOn tor the Free Press.l

Accompanying an order for renewal of II
subscription tor the Free Press.l
A family council-the question; "Shall
we take the GREE PRESS another year ~
The decision-"By all means" The rea-
sons-"We like the editor, the paper is
good, excellent. We have in it all the
news from dear old Vermont
So, Mr.. Editor, please send it along, that
we may have its breeze fresh from the
beautiful city by the lake. For many long
years, we have had snatches from its
columns. And stored away among our
precious things, is copy of the same, in
which we have some breathings of soph-
omOre song, when we went in and out of
alma mater under the guidance of
Wheeler, Torrey and the two Benedicts,
with CLANCY, men of blessed memory
with him so peerless in thought, and gen
| tie IN manner, James Marsh. one of the
choicest things in our recollection, is the
night, just before his death, when WE
watched with Prof. Marsh, at Winooski
park, some Of his dying words, spoken
then, stilI move our hearts like an III
| spiratiOn.
Women with pale colorless faces who fee
weak and discouraged, v i'll receive both ment
al ana bodily VigOr by using Carriers Iron
PMS, which are made for the blood, nerves
| and complexion.
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Minnesota patents, 81 % barrel
formulated sugar. 8 cts pound. Light
brown, q to cents. Maple sugar is Sto
II cents apound and maple syrup Is 81 10 a
ghll"n IN cans, new white clover honey is
IL to 20 cents "a pound. Nuts, all kinds as
sorted, 20 cents pound. Pop corn cents
q pound mince meat I2 cents a pound
Horse radish, 10 and 90 cents a bottle.
New cider jelly in five pound buckets 80
cents.
Meats and Fish.
Spring lamb is quoted at 1Sto 2Ocents for
headquarters and 10 to 12l5 cents for fore
quarters. Beef, porter house is quoted %
cts: slrloin, 20 cents; round - to
~ cents, Hams, sugar cured l2l5 to
10 cents per pound, breakfast bacon 10
TO Is cents, homeless ham, 30 cts. Il pound
trlpe 10 cents, picked pigs feet ~
cents. Corn beef to 1915 cents.
Pork, roast, 10 to 10 cents IL pound steak,
l219 to ID cents. Salt pork cents pound.
In poultry, chickens, dressed, are
III TO IL cents pound, fowls Is to IS
cents, and turkeys Is to 20 cents.
Geese, 10 to IS cents pound
TICKS 10 10 ~ cents pound, Lake
pike and bass are l219 to 10 cents IA pound.
Lake shai are l2% to Is cents pound;
White fish 1917 to - cents a Mound
/ salmon trout 1219 to 10 cts Fresh mackerei
I bring ~ to ~ cts apiece cod, 12l5 tolls cts
a pound haddock, 10 cents IL pound
cuts Ham sausage % ct~ II pound, blood
sausage ID cts. pound, Boston sausage ID
cents, German bologna Sausage ~ cts. AL
bany sausage 10 cents, head cheese -
cents il pound. oysters. Providence
River or selects, 10 cents and Norfolk, or
standards 80 to 10 cents Il quart. HOLSTERS
10 cents Il pound. Game RufIcd grouse
Opartridgcs) 81 to Sl.25 per pair Black
ducks, 81 to $l25 per pair
burlington Wholesale prpduce ,I,rkat
BUELtNGToN, De. 80
The supply OF butter is large the
greater part OF it is poorer than usual at
TINS time and prices are accordingly
! weaker. Cheese remains about the same
| Eggs are more plenty. Veal j. scarce
ana lamb IS plenty Spring chickens are
| unchanged Beef Is plenty. Pork remains
about the same. Quotations are as fol
! lows:
| PKOvIsIONs-B Butter Is n % cents: cheese. :
| per barrel according to quality; eggs, - "a 70
| cents beans, Sl.25 a. Sl50 e bushel honey.
! lOdl4 cents.
Maple sugar. 8 a o cents
Hay, loose, sliDSl5; balcd, Slj7 SIG,
| Wool, Is a. %.
GRAlN-Oats 81 a Al cent, p BUSH: peas.
"c a. LOO; rye, 30 a tJc bucllwhcat, - q SOC ;
FE D-Middlings. $500 ~ $500 :, ton :;
shorts, S2l.00 u 81! 90: bran, 5000 ~ S2LUO ;
corn meal. S2i.O0Q $500.
MEATS Beet, a &c Z ib dressed; pork,
,prng lamb, T, a. Sc dressed turkeys 10 a.
II al We. li69 II dressed; ducks ~ dressed
| spring chickens, a. Zoe alive, Ia 10 lie
dressed; pdrtrid3c>, - cents per PAIR
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ChlCAGO. Dec. 80.
FLOuR-quict NnEAr-h higher. December
at Nl1a; No. spring at S4l4MSi33 80. % at
6IU,l CONN-hilher ut 363s. OA1- tirmcr.
at 2,%sd 2134. IYk-dtlll. No. : at d, .. BAG
LEY uuli. Nc > at sc, G91a.
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IziIII||s|I sslz.!lll

Entcrprising young men who wish to pre-
pare themselves for II successful start in bust
ness, can do il best by Il course of study at
the ALBANY BUSINESS COLLEGE. Has
over 5000 graduates in business. Catalogue
and specimens of penmanship mailed rec on
a plication. Address. CAltNELL \ CAR
HART, 81 and SO North Pearl Street, Albany,
Y.
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RICHMOND. bee. -.


BURLINGTON, Dec. Is, 1850.
Holiday prices and full supplies of all
the table luyuries of the season are to be
found in the local market this week. Prices
are substantially unchanged. The quota
: { LIN
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Real Estate Transfers.

The following transfers of real estate
have been filed for record at the City
Clerks Office since our last report:
Sarah l.. Thayer to Mary Macomber,
lot on the south side of Maple street !;
consideration $3.50
Joseph Lambert to Joseph H. Roy, lot on
the north side of North street considera-
lion,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-01-01

W y lpNN' otN. -''
Cattle Marhct-rhc cattle market ia llu
improved demand.
Market Bcci-cAtra, 60; inst quality,
UJa' 90 second quality UIG 80, thild
quuntN, ~ Upd+ 20.
tullC-RccCIpts of lU,l mead.
cattle store tdttlc-N OrNIug oxen, per
pan, from 5000 50. farrow COWS Sl5ly 80,
Fancy COW, 500 50. Mich COWS and caves,
Souls. l"arllng> SIUn IS. IWO-A ruIs-ulu,
Sl4d3s. Three, 2itl4O.
SWINE Receipts OF 9iu3.
Swinc-Wcstcrn fat, i've a. a "A T. II
Northern dressed hogs &c t. 10.
Sheep and Iamb>-itccCIpt> OF .c!,.
sheep aud iamhs-in lot, at = uoJ3 -, extra
at OuL4 -.
Veal Caves ut 2l4Gl6lp.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-01-01

Ell PAso, Tex, Dec pa plan to blow
up the southern Pacific express train on Il
bridge over the Rio Grande, near this
place has been discovered Dynamite was
placed on the track the bridge bolts loos-
ened and the draw tender seized. bound
and removed. Plumber was the supposed
object, but the tram arrived several hours
late and the scheme was tOiied
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-01-01

The greatest consolation to one growing
Old, is the improved surroundings which come
with age, experience aud wisdom.
We are reminded of this fact by the APP
pcarancc of the new Seed Annual of ID. Vi.
Ferry Cos the celebrated secdsmen of De
trOit. Mich. Crhey enjoy the cnvahlc rcput-
alton of being the widest and best known
firm, in any business in the United States
Millions of people, gardening both for profit
and pleasure, have lOuud ever increasing
satisfaction and delight in using their seeds.
Every one desiring seeds of the highest
type and best quality, should secure their An
nual. 1t is sent free on Application.
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Fruits and Vegetables.

Fresh cranberries. 10 to ~ cents a quart
Celery, cents head. 50 Ia dozen. Cooking
apples, II to 20cts a peck. Bananas are 40
TO 30 cts. Il dozen, Florida oranges 80 cts, n
dozen. Mandarin oranges % to 30 cts a dOz-
en-. Messina and Valencia oranges are 2Oto
40 cents per dozen. Figs are 20 to 30
cents pound and dates - cents. Messina
lemons are y to 40 cts Il dozen, according to
quality. French prunes are II to 20 cents Il
pound. Dried apples to cents II
pound. Fresh onions cents pound, 81 II
bushel. Potatoes are 60 cents bushel
Sweet potatoes are cents IA pound. Cabba-
yes, cents pound pickles 30 To go cents
a gallon, plain or mixed. Beets II cents Il
peck turnips - cts peck winter squash
. cents Il pound. Catawba grapes -
cents pound. Malagas, 25 to 80 cents II
pound.
Dairy Products.
Butter is - to - cents a pound. Cheese
is l2la to Is cents. Eggs are 3Ocents Il doz,
Fancy cheeses are rs follows; Pineapple
cheeses 10 cents to Sl.0O each according to
size: RouuetOrt cheese 80 cents a pound /;
English dairy - cents, Edam Sl.OO each;
Neutchatel , cents u package Guada
cheese 40 cents pound. Cheddar
cheese, 81 pound. MIX : cents a
quart. Pure Jersey cream 30 cents II
quart.
Flour, sugar, etc.
st. Louis flour $500 toSi 90 II bbl.; Mich
gan, - % to 50 %, Spring patents, - %
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Races at Plattsburgh.

a sweepstake race for Il purse of $l25 be-
tween X. w. Nichols est. James, II.
b. Ransom's Oliver" j. y, Hagar's
Chester A." l.. Lapoint's vermont
Bell' and g. f. Hutchnson's "Nettie
H." will be trotted on the ice, on the
Greek. ThursdaY. Jan. Ith. at | p. m.
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vi tltitiED.

Humphrey ALLEH.-At Williston, by Rev.
Mr.. Bates. Dee. -, lsSj, Steven, l.. Humphrey
of South Burlington and Clara {. Allen #
WillstOn.
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Flour, sugar, etc.

st. Louis flour 500 to - 90 bbl.; Mich
gan, - % to 50 % Spring patents, s. %
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11
Killed a Horned snake.
shenandoah IVA Eerald.I

Misses Sallie, Miley and Lizzie Peer
killed a horned snake on Sunday last in
the cellar of Mr.. James H. Hoover's house,
on the river few miles south of this
place. The young ladies were putting
away the evenings milking when they
discovered the hideous reptile, and at once
attacked and killed it, 1t measured four
feet in length and had horn on the tail
three-quarters Of an inch long. These
enakes are said to be deadly poisonous,
and have vicious and aggressive nature.
Fortunately they are very scarce, but
more OF them have been seen and killed
this season than for many years past.
Snakes of all kinds are unusually plenti-
full this year, but we have heard of only
one or two persons being bitten, none
proving fatal
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11
Married to IA French viscomte
ECor. Boston Transcript.I

TUT. DVotOII Il tIisOI IPl.J
Miss Fina Bachelor, of Frankford, XIV.
who has taken a good position here among
American lady artists, and whose picture,
"Alas! Poor Yorick," was much noticed
in the Salon that recently closed, has Just
been married to the Viscomte Adrien
Arnaud de Foiard. She was given away
by Consul-General Walker, In the abb
senee of her father. Her husband is heir
to sugar plantation in Mauritius, which
is said to bring in fifty thousand dollars a
wear.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11
BROTHER GARDNER.
Recent Observations Made by the Vener-
able COlOred Sage.

recent observations Made by the tener.
able Colored Sage.
Dar' am .sartin fngs which You kin
chalk. down on de cellah doah wild a
feelin' dat you am gwine to hit nine
times whar' you miss once.
De wuss mans breaf smells de
clusser he am gwine to git to you in an
argument. sfsAs - }t1ttsB4sg :
It am twice as easy to spend fifty
cents to go to de circus as it am to
pay back two shillins of borrowed
money. 80
No man can remember whar' he
frowed his empty cans and bottles
until he diskivers dat somebody has
dumped ashes ober his fence.
Broadcloth an silks look well on de
street, but dey doan' hitch VERY well
with cold Eaters at home.
De value of de dog you kick am no
gauge fur de feelins of de owner if he
happens to be around.
Nine men outer ten borrow wild de
expectashun of bein' just so much
ahead. De odd one will want to bor-
row agin as reward fur his honesty.
1t am powerful easy to discriminate
UclWccu d MlSc ill a lNhstoAS' ~
wise man belongs to your party; de
fanatic to de opposishun. r
While you should Law your naybuf as
yourself, doan' gin him to understan'
dat you kin be depended on to lie
awake o. nights to purtect his grape
arbor.sT H. AH
De man who figgers dat he kin so
live as to dodge SANDER an escape
malice has got heap o thistles waitin'
The average mans bizness word kin
be depended on up to sartin pint
as fur as heswll profit by keepin' it,
De problem Of ivin' doan' depend
so much on hangin' to an old velvet
ca'pet in de parlor as it does in savin'
de crusts and crumbs in de kitchin.
while it am true dat all men war;
created equal, heap of us have got
spilled in de bringin' up. About de
only time social barriers am abolished
am doorin' steamboat exploshun.-
Detroit Free Press. "a
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11
Harry Thought 1t Very Funny.
baltimore SUM-

Harry, aged five, had never happened to
seen the moon, in the daytime. He came
down to breakfast the other morning
shrieking with laughter. "Why, Harry,
what's the matter?" inquired his mother.
"Oh, mamma" said he, as soon as he could
speak, ''I've got such joke on the Lord !;
He's forgot to take the moon in"
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

THE victory over nearly all chronic fe-
male complaints, which have heretofore
been so difficult to cure, has been achieved
by that queen of female medicines, DR..
Dromgoole's English Female Bitters.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

WITH English grammars selling at sew
enteen cents each it seems great pity that
people will go to summer-resorts and fill
the atmosphere with fractured speech
Chicago JouT9,ai.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

"WAs the man intoxicated who fell in
the circus tent last EVENING"" asked Mrs.
De Groof of her husband No, the man
walking tight-rope. "-LJe.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

GRAY hair, however caused, is restored to
its original color by Halls Hair Renewer.
Persons suffering from Ague of long
standing will find q specific in Ayers Ague
Cure.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

A FAST youth asked at city restaurant:
ssWhat have you got!' Almost every
thing" was the reply g Almost every
thing. Well, give me a piece of that"
''Certainly- Hashr' screamed the waiter.
= IyoY Times
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

''WHY does Dina get more beaux than I?''
asked the elder sister. Il don't know, un-
less it is she is little archer" said mann
ma, with Guiver of her lips
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

A CERTAIN Journal is publishing story
entitled 1.-THE Romance OF Gaspipe.'' The
story is believed to be biography of the
editor, burlington HGmkeye.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

HEALTH officials of Brooklyn, Philadel-
phia. Baltimore and other cities, indorse
RED STAR COUGH CURE. Twenty five cents
bottle.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

mo, BUTCHER; | am not in the habit oi
swearing, but when that boy stole string
of sausages, could not help exclaiming
Doggone.'"
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

THE reason why the word . honeymoon
is only applied to married PEOPLE, is be
cause the moon affects the tied--Prairit
Farmer.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

at does a man good to go down among
the children occasionally" said the man
when he slipped and fell in the kinder
garten.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

THE New York journal heads an article:
"Bicyclers give ear" A great many OF
'em have, to say nothing of a few teeth
and the skin of their noses.-B0Ston Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

A CHICAGO paper says Mr.. Multum has
settled in that city. Then he is no longer
in Parvo.-Teras SifHags.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

sTHIs is something / have just dashed
off. +" said the farmers wife as she took the
butter from tho churn.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

THERE is place in Pennsylvania called
Economy. 1t is not summer resort
Baltimore american.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-09-11

Portland you will print my poemF'
Editor-"Yes, sir; in the puzzle depart
ment. nt.n-Itd-Bits.