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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-01-08
HE Guessed IT.

Travelling men asa rule are not apt To make
bad breaks. but sometimes they do The
other day, on a train coming into the city.
one of these gentlemen wanted to sell out
for a torn two cent stamp, but found no pur-
chasers On the train was particularly
lovely Young lady. seated by herself, while
in the seat in front was peicct specimen
of a well-to do planter. The moist weather
had probably affected the old fellow S eorns,
as he had taken off both boots and planted
his feet on the seat i'll front. The relief he
had experienced had caused him to drop
into sweet Slumbcr, and-well, il WAS
lust about this time that the drummer sat
down i'll the seat by the young lady and
commenced to make things pleasant, after
the peculiar style of dmmmcrs i'll general.
Old party in front seems pretty comfort
able, don't lac :? said he,
Yes. sir he seems to be enjoying him
self
Makes himself at,homc; don he? These
old guys take a parlor coach for regular
dressing room. Just look at the style of
those country socks, will you?'
They look comfortable. though, said
the young lady.
'Yey, they do; but just look at the style
of EN- I'll just bet they were knitted by
hand ont in the country somewhere.
What makes you think so?'
oh, they are SO dizzy, yon know. Why
wouldn't disgrace my feet hy putting
them into such old ham covers. Id just
like to know who the old snoozer is and
who made those socks.
We'll sir, said the maiden, As you
seem so anxious, FL just tell you. The
gentleman you have 50 politely called an
old snoozer is my father and knitted
those socks for him myself. and rs know
you would love to get acquainted with
him. I'll just wake linn up and Introduce
you. Have You card -
But the drummer had liown and though
the next station consisted of only three
lonses. u travelling man and three large
trunks got off.
Moral-You can't always sometimes tell
who the pretty girls father iS.-EcaasetHe
A1gus.
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a little turpentine III the waSl-boiler
will make the clothes very white, and will
often remove incorrgible stains from white
goods. A tablespoonful of turpeniine to a
large boiler, or a teaspooniul to two gal
Ions of water. There is no smell. the boil
ing preventing 1t.
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100000

n nm nm N presents HfscH array. send
Vt!t INN u@5 cents postage, ana lIS mail
ID UUtUUU you viii get tree a package of
goods of large value, that viii
start YOU in work that " III al once bring YOU
IN muucS faster than amy thing elise in America
-iii about IN" T1oUw@ in presents with each box
Agent, wanted cNrrNN here, of either sex, of
al a&r~, for I'll The time, or spare lnue only, to
work for MS At their uNn homes. Fortunes for
nil workers absolutely assured. Don't de
lay II. tlA1LEr n Co, Portland, Maine. lily
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-01-08

Our stock of assorted merchandise req
resents Il cash outlay of over trcnty MoaS-
and d0lIdrS. 1t is needless to say that we
sell many kinds Of goods at less money
than other merchants pay for them. Those
who wish to get full value, each and every
time, in exchange for their money shonld
consult their own interests by giving as
call. We buy only for cash, and our active
experience of thirty years enables us 10
know just where To go for the best bar
gains. L. b. Humphreys & Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-01-08

Mason's glass jars with porcelain lined
tops and the celebrated Lightning Jars.
said to be the very best made. Both these
and the Mason's in quart and pint sizes,
also tin cans, sealing wax etc. etc. at
f. b. Humphreys q Go.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-01-08

We have fine dlmask linen towels, 45
inches long by 20 inches wide, at % cents;
also heavy huck towels, all linen, Sc inches
long by 10 inches wide. at 12t cents. Orr
stock of linen table diapers and figured
linen damask, in all widths, from As to Ga
inches wide, is full and complete. We
know just where and how to buy these
goods and sell at close margin of profit.
E. b. Humphreys & Co.
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H[I p

Photograph albums from New York
for 25cts to $3.50 Good assortment of
nseful fancy goods at lowest prices f.
B. Humphreys * Co., Woodstown. y. j.
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We have a good assortment of thepopu-
lar batistc dress goods-heayier than lawn,
and lighter than crctome We are selling
them freely and the buyers are pleased with
them. Price 15c and ICE Nearly yaId
WIDE y. b. Humphreys Il Co
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AGENTS EVERYWHERE.

If you have any need for Hamburg
edgngS, you viii de- Yourself injustice if
you fail to sec Our stock before You buy
Prices greatly reduced. E b. Humphreys
& Co.
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MEDICINES

Us OEID(U.
Ayers salsaparila, Csc
Ayers pills, he
Aicock's Porous plas,ers. Joe
Browns Iron l'itters, 69c-
Bartcr's Nerve and Zone Imminent, Ice.
Bankers Horse and Cattle Powder, l2c
Bcnsons Capcinc Plasicrs, lie.
CoN's Gelatinc. I5c
Green's August Flower, ace
Iiolloway's Worm Candy, lie.
llanscnfs Butter Colorine, lSc-
Jaynes Pills, He.
.Iaync's Alternative, G5c
Jayncs EXpectorant sac
Jayne's Ncrlnifuge, 2lc.
ktinkcl's Bitter " inc OF Iron, G5c
Kidney Wort, zoe.
Pure Camphor, Two oz 05c
Pure Camphor per on, W;c.
Rings Ambrosin, soc.
Rough on Rats, Gc.
sewing Machine Oil, 0Sc.
Schenck's Mandrake pills, lie.
Swaim's Panacea, 81 ~.
Wells 4 Richardson's Eultcr Coloring, Isc.
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills, I;g.
Warmers kidney and Liver cure sec.
Warmers Tippecanoc, Csc.
Wishart's Tar Cordial, Zoe.
IIootiands Podophyllin Pills Ice.
Ierick's pills. l5c.
Morsc's Indian Root Pills, l5c
Brandrcth's Pills, Ice.
Ayers Cathartic pills, He.
Warmers Safe Pills, l3c.
Wells May Apple Pills, 07c.
shallcnbcrger's Fever and Ague rms, ilc.
Pinkhams Liver pills, loo.
Parsons Purgative Pills lac,
Canns Kidney Cure, 15c.
Mother Mobiles syrup. nc.
shakers Extract of Roots, Zoe.
Lyons insect Powder, Use.
kennctiy'S Medical Discovery, Fl Is.
kirhy'S Cholera Drops, I5c.
Parkcr's Ginger Tonic, use.
st. Jacobs Oil .;5c.
Walkers Vinegar Iittcrs, use.
Mrs. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, use.
Schncci<'s Sea " ecd Tonic, 15c.
Schncck'S Puilnonic syrup, .jc.
simmons Liver Regulator, Gjc.
Popham's Asthma specific 6le.
>holl'S Aguc pills. 800.
Hines Nerve ltcStOrcr GJc.
Klinc's Nerve Rcstorcr, largc bottles sl.25.
Warranted FRESH and GcHnlnc
4. B. HnmbhvrrS G Co.
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PHILADELPHIA, Pa, May S.-Flour steady. Wheat
opened hahc higher, subsequently reacted aud
closed quiet No, = red May D014aylc; June glASa
choice grades StatCe md wanted; Inferior grade.
dull NO..3, 46RlBIHc; steamer l7a4iKc; No.. 2 vel
low 47halgc; futures neglected and nominal. Oats
spot steady No. mixed $50; NO. Q white 4lkc;
No. 2White 4l14Ri3o,' futures dull and nominal
Provisions quiet aud steady. Lard quiet; refined
GAA5TC, butter quiet and steady creamery ga
25c. Eggs steady; fresh 1lkal2C.
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Cat Story.

Philadelphia Record,
"Dld you ever see q trained cat2" asked
Mike Conner, of Philadelphia, as he
atroksd a little black feline that stood on
the bar of his saloon at the corner oil
T~hirty.eighth and Market streets on satur'
day afternoon.
"Tom," he continued, removing his
hand from the cat, "you look sick" The
little animal dropped down on its side and
stretched out its legs as though suffering
great pain.
"Poor puss, I'm afraid you're going to
de-" The legs became rigid, the eyes
closed, and to all appearances the cat was
dead.
"RatsW yelled Conner. Like a fash
the cat was on its legs, its back arChed
every hair on end,
"Look for EN-" and the little animal
dashed back and forth on the bar like q
black comet. At another word OF COM
mand 1t stopped short and Its trainer pro.
duCed q long keen-sdged butcher knife.
Holding the edge toward puss he said:
"Now, see il the knife Is sharp"
The cat sat up on its launches and
stretching out ssone paw 1t passed 1t gently
down the keen edge Of the blade. 1t then
examined the blade with both paws,
while the little black head was cooked of
at one side and almost 3 human look Of
intelligence shone from Its swapping eyes,
Mike is a Democrat and so IL the cat,
The former placed q Republican news
paper at n end Of the bar, and asked
puss II 1t would like to read the news.
Puss took one hasty glance at the paper,
and then sayagely tore Is to pieces with
its teeth and claws,
Mike placed another newspaper ct tho
other end OF the bar, and told puss that
that was a Democratic organ, and pusg
Curled up on the sheet, purred softly and
went to sleep.
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pENNsYLVANIA COMPANY,
(~oPH1ATnNel
CLEVELAND d PITTSHUR9H 4, r,
Condensed timetable Of passenger trains cor.
reCted tONOV. q, ISSb-CentfG Standard Time,
TIlT nm NOHTT IA ETTIERIRa1 Am N TVII Nm
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Tho old.fAAnlonsd Mar.
DarOt Free Prts.

Ddroh FTee PTka,
II was Teadin' in de paper yesterday
said Brother Gardner as the meeting
opened alter the usual style-"I was read
in q lament bekass de ole.fashun'd man
an woman had died of an would be seen
no mo- on Rrth foreber, lee glad on 1t
De Ole-iRshun'd man sCraped of de meas,
ure when he sold wheat; he believed dat
any sort Of food an any sort OF bed was
good 'Ruf fur his Chillen; he took d.
biggest piece OF pie at de table he ate mo.
like q hog dan q human bein'; II he had
sympathy 1t was fur his cattle instead Of
his family. De ole-fashun'd man was
reg lar attendant at p%rayr.meetin', but he
worked his hired help twenty hours Out
Of twenty-four Just de same. He'd drive
five miles to. church on Sunday to show
his religun, but doorin' de odder six days
Of de week he Was a bad man to trade
HOSES wild. II took his vile six months
to get up de courage TO Ak him fur a new
kaliker dress, an mos OF his Chill'en
growed up an went away from home wild
out a reCkoleCkshun Of a dozen kind
words.
Ode ole.iashun'd man had two recipes
fur his tellow.bein's. De fust was hard
work de mex was boneset tea. He had
but two ideas in regard 10 boys, De lust
was lots O. work an q leetle schoolin'
dc mex was lots o. lickins an no holidays.
He had but two ideas in regard to bisness.
De fust was git all ye kin de mex was
keep all ye git, He argued dat a liar
could never enter the kingdom Of heben,
but would go out an lick a sick COX to
death without any fear about his hear.
after. He prayed loudly dat de Lawd
would increase his crops, but he kept hiu
hired hands down to de- lowest possible
Hgger. He made q great show Of submit
tim to de will OF Providence, but II five
hundred pounds Of hay got wet in a rain
storm some Of de chill'en come in for a
liCkin' befo' night"
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Hefore mud After.


EsielIfne, D1k., Bd.
Editorial from a Dakota paper (three
months before election; eve hear that
Bill Smith wants 10 90 to the Legislature
next winter We were expecting this
there isn't much that Bill doesn't want.
Cannot the people Of this county do bet.
ter than send such arenegade ofice.seekel
as this man Smith," Six weeks later
"Hon. William B. Smith, the merchant
prince OF this city, has formally announc.
ed himself al a candidate for the Legisla-
ture. AS our people we'll know, MIR.
Smith has had large experience In the
Iowa Legislature, besides holding many
offices Of trust and honor. Without i
shadow Of a doubt he is the man for Us,
By the way, his mammothdoub column
ad will be noticed on our fourth page this
week. Read 1t and profit thereby"
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Merchant TfdtthT.
The doctor came, and in due course
johnson was called In TO see the little
stranger. When he entered the room he
looked inexpressibly anxious, half hope
half fear, and, turning 10 the doctor, SAID
In suppressed excitement: "Is 1t a boy p
"Ah.um-" hesitated the doctor; "ah, ]
believe not, :" for he knew what the father
hope had painted. "Whatl not a boy
said the parent Of Eve girls; mot a boyH p
Well, III be dad blasted II II amt toe
bad" "Oh, no. meekly interrupted Mrs
j.. from her couch in the corner; "oh, no
don't say that, deaf, for the next Eve may
be all boys" This was too much, anC
johnson left the house and tried 10 bribl
a street car driver to run over him anC
cut hini in two.
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The Aldermen at sprlngdale, Ark, re
Ceive s. a year for their services.

JAMES J. MITCHELL, supt. Stone Dept.
New Capitol at Albany, N. Y, writes:
1915 Lark street, June rs, 1885. l have
been using Allcock's Porous Plasters on
my own person and in my family for
the last thirty years. deem 1t a matter
Of duty TO bear public testimony to their
exceeding usefulness as an external rene
dy. Placed upon the pit Of the stomach.
they warm and tone the digestive organs.
On the small OF the back, they give Yigor
to the nervous system, and act AZ q won.
derful dluretlc. 1 think in all cases Of dys.
pepsia they should be worn both On the
back and ON the pit Of the stomach. In
this way they act as a stimulus to the
whole system" MwF&w
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surs uuro tor plies.

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching
Piles. One box has cured the worst cases
OF ten years standing. No one need suffer
ten minutes after using this wonderful
Kinks German Pile Ointment. It abb
serbs tumors, allays the itching at once,
acts as q poultice, gives instant and pain:
less relief. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Is prepared only for the cure Of Piles and
itching Of the private partS, and nothing
else. Every box Is warranted by our
Agents, Logan & Go. and Richardson &
Goodwin.
Sold by all Druggists and sent by mail
on receipt Of price, Soc and 81 per box.
kirk MEDICINE Co.,
MwFAw Proprietors, Lorain, Ohio.
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Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by a siCk child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teeth2 II 90,
send at once and get o bottle Of MRs.
WtNSLow's soorHtNa SYRuP o CHtLr
DRkN T%RKrHINa. It's value Is incalcula-
bic. II will relieve the poor little sufferer
Immediately. Depend upon II, mothers,
there IL no mistake about II. II cures
dysentery and diArrhoea, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures wind colo,
a%oftens the gums, reduces Inflammation
and gives tone and energy 10 the whole
system. MIS-, WtNsLow's SooTIiiNa
SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETIttNG is pleasant
to the taste, and Is the prescription Of one
Of the Oldest and best female nurses and
physicians In the United States, and ID
lof sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price u CENTS a bottle. MwaAw
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ArkdRSlS TfdvteT.
Two men talking in the street. "That
man." said one, pointing to a passer'byy
"did me a great wrong once" "Why, ]
thought that he was a man Of integrity
how did he wrong you?" "Well, he and
| were candidates for Alderman, and he
withdrew in my favor" II should think
that he attempted to beiriend you" "But
he did not; he used his influence and
elected me-" "Was that awrong?" "Well,
yes; l had not been In the Council very
long until he tried 10 bride me-" "You
don't say 80 that was q wrong" ayes,
but making me q proposition was not the
worst wrong" ut wssn't~ "NO."
"What was, thenP "Why, he backed
out"
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Mr.. Geo. V. Willing, Of Manchester,
Mich, writes: "MIy wife has been almost
helpless for five years, so helpless that she
could not. turn over in bed alone. She
used two Bottles OF Electric Bitters, and Ia
so much improved, that she is able now
to do her own work."
Electric Bitters will do all that Is claimed
for them. Hundreds Of testimonials attest
their great curative powers. Only fifty
cents q bottle at Logan & Co.'s. MwFGw
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There is not a little quiet talk In Wash.
ington about a certain black bottle that IL
said to be somewhere within easy reach
OF the executive office at the White House
1 heard a story yesterday about 1t. Sena.
tor Edmunds, so the talk goes, had called
on the President about some matter OIL
business. He had transacted the matter
that brought him there and had stopped
for a moment 10 talk with Mr.. Cleveland
when he said, with a sly look around the
room: "They say, MI. President, that you
keep a bottle Of excellent stud. l do not
disCoverit." The Presidents quick reply,
with o nod OF his head to one Corner ofthe
the room, was: "It's right in that cup
board, Mr.. Senator. Help yourself. The
sugar Is alongside the bottle"
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1p.plred BIZ a school Girl.
Bottom Record

BoEtOn Record
One Of Lonsfellow's sweetest short
poems grew out Of the gift Of pen by q
school girl whom the poet addresses as
"beautiful Helen OF Maine." The pen
was made OF a piece Of the chain which
bound the prisoner Of Chilton and o frsg.
nent Of the ifigate Constitution, while
precious stones from Ceylon, Siberia and
Maine were inset. The "beautiiul Helen"
Is the daughter Of Dr.. A. @. Hamlin, now
prominent In the list Of candidates for the
Maine Governorship. On her mothers
side the young lady lsa granddaughter oil
the late Judge Cutting, oil the Maine 81.
pfeme Court,
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OIL CRY, Pa, May s.-Opened Of 74Nc; highes
742sci lowest 7She; closed at 40; sales 10000 bar
barrels ShlpmenIs f3,i2S barrels.
PITTSBURGH, pa, May s,-Petroleum active ant
firm National Transit certificates opened at 7lHo
closed o. 74Oj highest 74aSo; lowest 40.
BRADFORD, Pa May S,-OpenOd al 7lko; closet
at 74C; highest HhOi lowest Ts1tc; oleAFAnoes /,
$4,000 barrels,
TtrpSvtlE, Pa May s.-opened at 7Ikc; high
est T4Sfo; lowest 1StSCi closed at 74c.
,NEy YScEk, May S.-Petroleum steady; unltet
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A Puualins question.

Boston Record
The average small boy OF the present
day Is seldom Of a loss for something To
say, even In the most embarrassing situa-
tons. Bobby, a precoCious youth Of six
summers, had been INDUCING in profanity,
and in order to escape the punishment fol
which his mother had been making prep
arations, he crawled under q barn and re-
NAMED there in a state Of siege for the
greater part OF an afternoon. When his
father returned at night and learned how
matters stood he made his way with much
difficulty under the barn In search Of the
boy. "Hello, pa" said Bobby cheeriully
as his sire approached; 'you been swear.
ing too?n
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This ls the dudes own season-Eyery.
thing ID fresh and green.


Great excitement has been caused in
the vicinity Of Paris, Tex, b. the remarka.
bic recovery Of Mr.. j. L, Corley, who was
90 helpless he could not turn in
bed, or raise his head; every.
ton. A trial bottle Of Dr.. Kings New
Discovery was sent him. Finding relief
he bought a large bottle and a box Of DR..
Kings New Life Pills by the time he had
taken two boxes Of Pills and two bottlel
Of the Discovery, he was well and had
gained In flesh thirty.six pounds.
Trial bottles Of this Great Discovery fol
consumption free at Logan 4 Cos.
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NOTWITHSTANDING much has been said
about the Importance Of a blood-purifying
medicine, 1t may be possible that the mat
ter has never seriously claimed your at
t%ention. Think Of Il now! II, by the use
OF a few bottles Of Ayers sarsaparilla you
avoid the evils OF s%Croiula, and trans.
NIT a healthy constitution to your Off
spring, thank us for the suggestion. D&w
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Tbs REV. Gro. Il. THAYKR, Of Bourbon,
Ind, says. Both myself and wife owe our
lives 10 Shiloh's Consumption Oufe."
Ans Yov MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss Of Appetite,
Yellow SknP Shiloh'B VitaliEer is q posi-.
tive cure.
WHY witt Youcough when shlloh's Cure
will give you immediate relief, Price 10
Cls., 80 cts, and 81.
SHiLoH's CATARRti RENEpY-A positive
cure Oatarrh, Diphthetla, and Oanker
Mouth.
Sold by IAushlin Bros. 4 Co., whole
Gale agents, Wheeling W. Va,
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"HAcKMETACK'Na lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price % and 90 cents.
SnILoH's CURE will Immediately relieve.
Group, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis
FoR DYSPEPSIA and Liver Complaint,
you have a printed guarantee on every
bottle OF Shiloh's VitAlizer. It never iailt
10 cure.
A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle
Of shilOh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80
cents.
Sold by Laughlin Bros. & Co., whole.
sale agents, Wheeling, W. Va.
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what Tho NORTH \. vyailipr For,

UNItupo NtNJ II0dIl
What the North waits 10 hear In the
South u acknowledgment that those prin.
CiplsB were wrong, and that its valof and
seli.BaCriaCe we're on behalf Of q mistaken
cause. When such an announcement ID
greeted by 4 "long and continued rebel
yell" the North Will take no more heed oil
the words Of Jefferson Davis than Of the
Croaking Of an old and %gatrulous raven.
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The best sAlve in The world for Cuts,
Bruises Sores Ulcers, Salt Rhenm, Fever
Sores TettefJ ChApped Hands, OhllblainS,
Oofns and all Skin Etuptions, and posi-.
lively cures Piles, Or no pay required, II
IL guaranteed TO give perfect s~atisiaCtion,
or money refunded. Price Is cents pei
box, For eale BY Logan 10,
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GUNNER Rsssrts.
ms GREAT SEASIDE RESORT,

r,,,r, for the summer Of 'Ss, beginning June !
,.issed Is to 90 percent aud the highest standard
-Tc,lleace maintained, Situated within 10
y oI Fort Monroe, the largest fertilization IL
I'nItsd states. The scenic attractions Of TIT
~ W., an unHy4lled. Daily target practice, guard
r,ast,ng and drets parade.
g,cellent Boating, Fishing and Driving, and thu
=, s,,hlng the anest on the Atlantic coast. Per
VI In cuisine and appointments, Accommodates
~ snrsts, Afternoon concerts by U, 8, ATty
w ianI and nightly hOps. Precautionary i
ttaVgt ior southern People, Pure ocean air, ireC
.S nsariA and conducive TO refreshing sleep.
rser,se temperature for summer, .16'. Send ior
riaaUrlIed descriptive pamphlet aud terms.
D f.. N. PIKE, Manager.
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FhiburgA Cat0ntee
Customer to aotist-''Do the flowers
bloom i'm" Florist (stetnlyl@'sifR,D
Oustomef--''Do the flowers that bloom"
Florist lsotlo voce)-"John, ig Towsei
loose and the bandbag In the Cash dtawei
where 1 can reach III" John, In a whis'
pet-"Yee, Blf an ToWsef amt eat moth
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-05-10

This line OF an old hymn is quite ap.
propriate when applied to pheasant Pur-
gative Pellets" 81 do not like to take
pills II Icanavoidit, we often hear persons
say, "because they Constipate me 3d." now
the "Pellets" never do this. They are so
gentle and mild that their effect is almost
precisely similar to q natural movement Of
the bowels, and no unpleasant elects are
left behind.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-05-10
Arnnrr...mAn ulLh q uott n.nd,

GWhat did 1 say2" asked a member Of
Congress the other day when he sat down
IN his seat after making his maiden
speech. dIll be blAmedif l know what l
was talking about, 1 never was 80 scared
In all my life.