Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-11-19
BRIGHT BITS.


boys To go on one ticket;
She-Of course do. It's twin.-LiTe.
"HOw can get rid of feas on my cat ~
asks a subscrirer. Easy enough soak the
cat In four feet of water until the teas rise to
the surface. Then bury the cat -BwrLin0tOn
tree p esS.
HE-You are holding tn at mbrella on the
wrong side to protect You from the sun.
She know II. bnt there is that dreadful
Miss Briggs, and intend her to see my new
bonnet-E rename.
IN Bonneville. Mo-. no person ID allowed to
wheel baby carriage IN he neiahborhood of
a hrH. A great many infants have been | st
in this way. while their fathers were taking
them out for an airing Free
Press.
THE STAMPED envelopes the government
sells are great convenience, especially to
travellers. only some ines it is little Iii fficult
{" find some mucilage to stick the flap down
when one is away from homes ,merOHe
Jon mi.
Miss HIGHsoCIETY-Wou he pleased to
have you bring Mr.. Van kupper, of New
York. to call First tell me about his
family"
Mr.: NJ ontrose-Oh, they were all we'll when
he left lid Bits.
THE man who loated through the Niagara
rapids in life preserver the other day had
eleven oilers from museum managers within
twenty-four hours. This indicates that the
wav to fame ia a rapid one If fellow only
strikes right.-EScttngs.
NJ ARYLAED PAPER chronicles the sad fate
OF MIR. Bunting, who wa run over by a
IRAN and had 1.-TWO OF his legs cut OFF" If Mr..
Bunting isn't more economical with his legs,
first thing he knows hen have to go lame
BIZ dette, ia Br0bklu1e Eagle.
a LONDON publisher has received from l 900
hoo girls answers to the question. NV no is
YOUR favnrite autnor?" Dickens heads the
list with $50 votes. ami Scott follows with 228
tnr no
reading The novels of Ouida and NJ. Zola,-
No'yist ION Herdld.
How soldiers are pensioned in the United
sta ESQ you say YOU were ilve years old at
the cloe Of the war?
| beg your pardon, five years and a half,
and | tremb ed 81 for The fate of our army
that have kept on trembling ever since.
This suifi es; you are emitted to a pension
OF $I:2 SS.-BeriiH 6i0dde, dddtsch.
A LIBERAL MINDED Policeman: Small
Policem in-Did understand yer to say that
was darty little blackguard and lynn
tbafe?
Big Tough-That's what said.
Small POliceman-Ef wasn't a firm advo-
cate meself OF fraydom OF spache, il would be
sorry day fer you, me frnd. Do yez
moind that?-Te1 rs Siftings.
GAMIN-Hold your horse. misters
Mr.. Valpris with faceinus glance at his
Young lady compa oion)-W by, such a little
fellow rs you couldn't hold that big horse up
Gamin-'F couldn't hold him up hetter'n
YOU mold him down, I'd eat wheel grease |
could see his ears under Your coat tails every
time he jumped lid Bits.
No more beside the ocean.
Her sou filed with emotion.
she stands IN rapt devotion,
Gazing far across the foam:
All, no, Miss Nell or Hannah
Now sings louds oprano,
And thumps the grand piano
In the sitting at home.
-Bast Courier
SHE was Willne.-"Papa." said Phila
delphia maiden, "Charley wants to know if
yon will say yes II he asks Your consent to
marry IneY'
"IIumph! think it IS the Young mans
place to ask that question himself"
"Oh, pa. | know he will never ask you.
Why. he's SO la HIM that he wouldn't have
popped the question if hadn't told
him that II he didn't 1 would get real mad at
hm?"
"And so it was you who popped?"
"Oh no, pa, didn't pop. | merely gave
him to understand that / was willing to
marry him if he asked me."-PALtdeiphia
Heraid.