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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

customary, a brakeman or
SO. He spends his time as
becomes his calling in yell
Ing out the names of the two
stations between st. Paul
and White Bear. 1 take it
that he is an Italian singer,
for his pronunciation of
the good old Northwestern
names was as near in q
foreign tongue as possibly
could be and still allow him
to retain his position.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

pose should be a COLD TEA DRINK
warning to all young ER's HOME.
men. Pause, dear reader, before you go
any further in the path of the summer
drink! There isla snare in sarsaparlla, and
the serpent lies coiled in the soda cocktail.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
No Time for Reporting.

Tower City Herald.
Editor Brown is at home this week. A
handsome young lady from Babyland arrived
Tuesday. This will account for the absence
of any locals this week
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

was talking with young musician, who
was visiting recently in Minneapolis. He has
lust returned to the country, after several
years study in Liepsig. While there he, being
well supplied with funds, took lessons of the
most famous masters to be found, his money,
enthusiastic love of music and finished per-
Torrance on the piano combining to make
him a welcome pupil in any studio. Since re-
turning he has written up his ex-
periences abroad, giving the char
acteristic features of the great masters,
their styles of teaching and other interesting
gossip about them. and has su omitted the
article to the Century for publication.
This was last April. Referring to the sub
ject, he said that the Century had accepted
the article and it would appear in the Octo-
Der, number. In accepting it, the correspond
ing editor of the Century announced that the
material for the intervening numbers was all
in hand, aud that the October number was
the first issue in which room was found TO
place the accepted article. In other words,
the Century is nearly six months ahead on
material for its monthly issues.
bob was mighty good dog except on cleo
ton days and then he got gloriously flu IL
said a tourist at the Ryan who REDISTRIBUTION
Quincy Illinois. ''Ris owner was the one
armed carrier of one of the morning papers,
and Bob was with him all the time. On cleo
ton days the carrier was requested to visit
certain polling places and get the result Of
the votes cast. Some of these places were in
the rear of saloons. The latter were closed.
but of course the old carrier had all the beer
he could drink. And the dog used to drink
the drippings of beer that settled in the tin
trough under the beer barrels. He was not
much of drinker at other times, but on cleo
ton day he never neglected to drink himself
full. In fact he drank so much that he could
hardly walk but would stagger with his mas
ter who also got under the influence of the
amber colored beverage.
ut didn't make any difference to Bo b how
the election went or was going, he would fill
up just the same. Year after year he celebrated
the election and appearek to grow fat on the
dissipation.
THE ONLOOKER
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

THE prevalence of sensational reports of
horrible crimes coming from the Southwest is
an indication that MUTATION must have
gone to Texas and adopted journalism as q
profession.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

the error of his way, re-
mind him of his parents,
his family and his duties
in life, and vainly en-
deavor to win him back
to whisky or gin or some
other natural beverage.
Alas. how futile are their
efforts! 1t is only one
fearful plunge from red
pepper to carbonic acid,
and he takes it. The
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

EFFECTS OF sARs- molasses and water,
APARILLA. tinctured with winter
green, must sooner or later give way to red
pepper and water, and then. then, alasl he
has fallen into the clutches of ginger beer.
When he has reached this stage he is
weli-nigh irreclaimable. His nerves
are giving way. His moral
sensibilites are weakened. He cannot tell
right from wrong, and an unnatural craving
sets in for soda cocktails. At this point his
friends begin to desert him. His weak,
watery eyes appeal in vain for sympathy.
A few good souls try to point out to him
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

Now is the time that the cranky sail boat
gets ready to do its best to meet the casualty
record made by last winters toboggans.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
MIDST THE MADD1NG THRoNG.

day. My going was on train on the st.
Pau! Duluth railroad. The train has, as is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

Let the brood of brokers brighten you;
study the awful lesson of the country
sociable and turn, o! turn, ere it be too late,
from root beer and lemonade.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

door and said something that Sateas 49,
sounded like ''Yo-site." An Englishman on
the train asked me il it was possible that he
had got on the wrong train and was nearing
the Yosemite valley. told him that he was
good many hundred miles from that noted
valley. Next he asked me what station that
was. gave it up at once. Diligeut inquiry
among the old travellers on the road resulted
in ascertaining that the stations real name
was Post Siding.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

| George Eastin, the tall and athletic city
editor of the Pioneer Press, has great fear of
| pain, although not a coward in any sense of
| that word. He will fight at the drop of the
| hat, and has been known to drop the hat him
| self on the slightest provocation, but will
| turn deathly pale at the sight of dentist and
| his forceps and other instruments of torture.
In his younger days he lived at a little town
| in Missouri, known as Chillicothe When not
sitting on dry goods box and whiting he
| played base ball, and was known throughout
| the county and vicinity as frst-class player.
Just before a match game, in which
| the town was more or less interested,
Eastin became afflicted with Sc
| we're toothache. Advised by his friends,
he visited the only dental Office in the village
The dentist came at him with the forceps and
Eastin beat hasty retreat, overcoming the
dentist, who attempted to hold him in the op
Grating chair.
ssI'il bet Sl0,' remarked one of his friends,
| to whom he communicated the information
that he had been scared out of the dentists
| office, you'll get that tooth out the next
| time you get up there. You'll be ashamed to
get out
..rll bet I'll leave when I get ready re-
| torted Eastin, somewhat put out by the fun
| made of him for his cowardice.
| The bet was made and Eastin started up to
| the Office. He was followed by the man hay
| ing the bet and the latters friends. Eastiu
seated himself. The dentist, more deter
mined than ever, made dash for him.
Eastin attempted to get up second time.
His friends held him down and, while thus
secured, the dentist extracted the aching
moar Eastin lost his money.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

flCGIlllS VI lStIlOlldu6! w udG
pen describe the Ubiquitous
course of the youth who
learned to look upon the
pail when it was full and
to banker for lemon rind
in the crowd at the circus?
Root beer, tits well known,
produces a sort of insanity,
in which the sufferer, in a
mad frenzy, beats his wife
and sings, "Only a PanSy
Blossom" in broad day
light. But lemonade pro-
duees a pitiable idiocy. Its
victim becomes a pale i'm
beetle and either joins the
stock exchange or the Sal
svation Army. frequently
4both. 1t is said that Mr..
.Squires drank lemonade
on the morning that the
city hall was draped for
Grants funeral. 1t is too
follow the doom of
drinker further in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

The story is told that young man. who has
made quite a success in his chosen calling in
St. Paul, but still greater success by mar
rying the daughter of wealthy man, has a
brother, or rather had a brother, for the two
are as strangers now, whom he discarded.
The two were very much attached to each
other in the past. Since the marriage the
husband of the prospective rich girl has given
it out to his poor brother that the time has
come for their separation, as their walks
hereafter must be apart. The reply of the
discarded brother is not recorded, but the de-
sired separation is an accomplished fact.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

ST see,' remarked a fond father as he looked
over his paper at the breakfast table, about
which was gathered the members of his fam
lily, THAT some French astronomer has dis
covered that the moon is on fire. NJ. Guillaum
is his name. He says that the fire is in the
nature of a crater formation, and is located
near arstarchus.''
"Oh! TIL ats simply dreadful, but then It's
just my luck" exclaimed the eldest daughter.
'sYour luck! Dreadful! What do you mean,
my child?' Intercepted the fond parent.
'.Why, only this replied the young
woman. Erred and I are going out buggy
riding to-night With the moon on fire we
might just as well go out in the day time"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

e. Correspondence containing important news
solicited from every point. Rejected communica-
tons cannot be preserved.
Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE, ST. PAUL. MINI
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

NAL man who adhered
strictly to natures
beverage escaped.
Natures beverage, it
is needless to say, is
rum, so called gener-
ically. but including
gin fzz, gin and self
ger, whisky sour,
brandy cocktails and
absinthe. These pure,
,pellucid beverages, so
beautifully provided
for mans health, do
not satisfy the morbid
taste of the human
animal. He is not
content to drink the
iDn0ouonS annla tod
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
LEMONADE

LEMONADE.! URANUS funeral. IL IS too
painful to follow the doom of
the summer drinker further in
all its horrible details. The
end is always the same. When the last
sad stage is reached he takes fiendishly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

But very soon ne learns
to like the insidious
draught. The burning
thirst must be assuaged,
and he returns again
and again to the de-
stroying cup. But this
is only the first step in
1.-The downward career
sot the young man who
|'enters upon the thorny
descent of the summer
drink. The scented
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06
Wretched Victims of Lemonade and
Ginger Beer.
The CoId-Cea Drinkers Unhappy
Home--Soda Cock taiIs.

MORNING AFTER A SETTER DEBAUCH
Now that the season is nearly over it is
safe to say again that the summer drinks
have slain their thousands Only the nor
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

dy from the old oaken booklet, as his father
did; he can no longer bend down and scoop
up the clear, cool rye from the mountain
stream as he did when boy. His tastes
are perverted, and he begins his
downward course with sarsaparlla.
This deadly drink. which has
ruined so many, fastens its fangs in his soul.
At first he tastes sparingly. for nature alb
hors sarsaparilla as she abhors vacuum,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

AT the first stop out thee
brakeman Opened the car
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-06-06

"Oh, where are you going, my pretty maid?''
''I'm going to Bismarck, SIR she said,
"a town far away in Dakota"
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

L -.
AT PalsJka with jacksonville, TamPa & Key
est Railway, and 81. Augustine and Palarka
Halfway, and fast river steamers for 81 Au-
gustine, Green Cove Springs jacksonville.
and ali points North, Fast ana West auG viii
up river steamers for south Florida 4 80
with the Twin Screw Irot. steamer civ , I
Pnlatka, ana Steamship City OF NouticC no
ioE charleston, New IOTa, Boston Philadcl-
9hia, etc.
Nal trains mai e close connection both v-ays
Vls J. T. u n: w R'y-, at Jacksonville with st.
lanl:c Coast Line, Fast Mail,
At GAINESVILLE with through Pullman slet.il-
ers over Savannah, Florida n Western R'y Tor
New orleans, Cedar Keys, Pensacola, Sayan-
man. ALBANY, montgomery, Louisville 81
Louis and all points West =
At Ocala with Florida Railway and Nayfva-
ton Co., :. ). y. y G. Il. r., and Hacks for 81
YER Springs.
at Aston with ST. Johns river steamer, Ia,
Jacksonville, Sanford and way landings
At Leesburg with the 81. Johns and Ia L,
Eustis division of the Florida Southern Rail-
way and boats on Lakes Harris aad Eu-tis
tUI points on lakes
At PembertOu's Ferry with South Florida
ny for Lakeland, Tampa, kissimme Barlow
orlando, SAM ord, fuckCrtG|n and Fort Dsdp,
Al fuHia Gorca with steamer Alice How
ard Tor Liverpool, PUuta Bassst aud Fort
Myers.
). CONANI, o. W BROHWEIT
GENERAL Manager. Genl Pass. AgCnt
a. {. CUwAN. Ger" Tray. AIT
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

Unfortunate Members" of the Profession.
II is sometimes asserted that 1 am "cold
blooded, that because object to seeing news
paper men putting themselves in the position
of mendicants, l have no sympathy for the
unfortunate members of the profession" i
have all sympathy for the unfortunate, but
little for the lazy, the improvident. or the in
competent When see man making good
salary and spending it in dissipation faster
than he gets it, making provision for pos
sible sickness or inevitable death in the future,
fail to perceive why other men who have
lived decently should bc called upon to make
up his deficiencies.
When | see another man, utterly unfit by
nature or training for newspaper work, stick
10 IT to the bitter end, and then expect other
men who are capable to subscribe the money
which be has not been able TO honestly earn,
l can see no excuse for passing around the hat
If Il man cannot make Il living in journalism,
he had better get out and do something else
1t is only fair to suppose that there is a niche
somewhere in the work. ready to receive the
man who has 40 place in newspaper work.
Journalist.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
The Glacier of lev gay.

The grandeur of the Muir glacier fades into
insisniticancc compared with that which
guar's the coast OF Icy bay, as seen by the
FoyaSeTs on the last cruise of the Pinta. 1t
appeared to he about forty miles long Its
height could not be estimated. rs the day
was cloudy and its upper ridge obscured, but
enough could be seen to indicate that it was
II least three times as high as the Muir
that is to say 500 or 900 feet.-The Alaskan
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
Among the NIexicans.

n correspondent of The Galveston News
was amazed to overhear the conversation of
two welldressed Mexicans who were ''gravely
discussing the question whether or no Tues
day was an unlucky day." But ominisnl,
the belief in lucky and unlucky times, signs
and prodigies is prevalent in Mexico. "Otro
NAL dial Another bad day coming" sighed
my Tampico landlord on seeing spider on
his bunch of bananas. If the same spider
had only appeared in the afternoon it would
have been an suspicious omen. "How would
it do to catch a lot of spiders and turn them
all loose after dinner." "Quien sabe? Well,
yes; but"-with doubtful shake of the head
-"there might be some of them around the
next morning"
II horse balks on approaching gate a
cautious rider will turn back in Difference to
the warning" March and November are
unlucky months, and Friday is always an I'M
lucky day; but, besides, every individual has
private trouble days of his own, which it be-
hooves him to discover and consecrate to re-
tirement and caution. Santa Ana had a long
list of such days-dates of the year, most of
them-but disiked to mention them, for fear
his enemies would attack him ut such times.
DR.. Felix L. Oswald
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

The FriSate bird is considered to be the fleet
est animal that flies Ine!ccd. its speed is such
that seamen kave belief that it can start
with the peep of dawn from the coast of
AFRICA, and, following the trade winds, land
on the American coast before sunset. 1t can
undoubtedly fly more than two hundred miles
an hoar, but there isno Trustworthy record Of
the speed OF which, is capabIe.-Scientific
Jour, al
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
GENERAL STATEMENT.

DcLsnd Academy its existence
sI@h oil Hon IL ~ 10 land of farprt. ~ y Tho
this
IL assumed that there
the OF TWO
al
whose population increasing ruF1
the Union And
who, delicate health
IN
and kindly climate
This mrtion has been fully verified nj these s
ton iu organtZed possessing huidinls uIshy
nslled, with apparatus ana
possessed
study well adapted TO the varying
ers education,
siNey OF q
IDENTITY
hcSC adv
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

FaSJ mail trains stop only where time Is
gwen anu only NJ lemon street. paIatka.
I MIXED tram - nan between Fatatka and
SANFORD, in both directions which sIoFs NJ
all stations, ia edition To the regular rains
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
NAN NM
CoNNFCTONs

STEAMERS \. J. LANE AND DISPATCH
Make daily double round trims Of Lakes Fgs-t :
aud Harris, touching at all landings.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

aEIiN s5iS L4g p m. run daily between Jack
sohNlHe, Enterprise and Sanford Others
daily except sunday.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

Close connect IONS made with s-yauIt Z 9 Ire=-
lazy thursday and Saturday tor PUutH HASA,
Fort Myers, etc.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
DE | AN D

Ass5n 5sg 5. Hfs 5 e1$E ss@! sH
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

The l:'s1 p. N Fast Mail from Jacksonville
:, Iid 81 A. Ia Fast MaFl from Sanford make
uirtCJ connections with South Florida RHiF-
way az sanford To and from Orlando. kisSiu-
NEE Barlow, LAT Gland, Tampa. ana ala sta
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

LUIATIUN.
Of
rolling
year round The famous rondequ9t Dairy established
here
the ice factory adds another luxury The climate Is al
troubles catarrh
population numbers about 1850 white people ana far
There the
well public
published in DcIaud.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

steamer MJscotte leaves Tampa FOR Key
est and baranT twice week.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
ST. AUGUSTINE DIVISION.
- 4 a II u -

Connections maze at ~. Augustine with
Halifax RIVER stages Tor Brmgnd, Holly FfilI.
ID dytona anC ether points on Halifax river
City Tieket once. n-y-oor- bay and Ioas,n Ste
II. h MORAN
Gen'l- Supt. and g.. =. 4
y. Q. niNlINks. A. e. = A
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

The 8 a. and - % p. n trains from
J-itAsclN iltv, aud Z he l-uJ p. m ana 800 D. m.
Trans from Paatka, make direct connections
~ fslittka with the Florida Southern Railway
70 ana from Gainesville, OCaI5, Teesbt8r- Fort
Mason IaEarez. Lane Park. AsUUr. and other
points reached by thai road.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

Steam and Iron Replace Flesh and Blood
Far May Be-The Study of n
Trade Rendered Unnecessary-The Craft
of Crispin-Results.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04

connections made az Huntington with
stages Tor Crescent City: At Orange CITY
Junction with i. =, o. & q y. L. X. tor Lake
ieIen- at IltusyIlle with ComVany's steamer
hockledge, Mondays. Thursdays and Sundays
ior tlty Point, kockledEe, Gcorgiana, Eau
SSit--tr AeluCuFue,G and landings Oh that river.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-11-04
CHARLOTTE HARBOR DIVISION.

tDinner at Welshton at O5 "a: supper Al
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-10-21
How Emerson WORKED

He explained to ME his mode of com.
posing. He said that usually after
breakfast he went to walk in the woods
III pursuit of q thought-very much as
boys SO out in summer to catch butter
flies. He was not always successful
any more than the boys were But
when successful. no boy was ever hap
per with his butterfly than he was
with his thought. Having captured
his thought. he put pin through it.
and took it home and placed it in his
collection. He explained that he made
note OF his thought. but generally
on his mind; and that he kept. what he
called a thought book, in which he en-
tered each thought, having first work
ed over and clothed 10 in fitting carb.
Sometimes he wossld 90 again in the af-
ternoon into the woods. and there. or
perhaps at the roadside. would find an
other thought which he would treat in
the same manner. But this was ex
ceptional, He was satisfied if he sue
ceeded in securing one thought dav.
The thoughts were entered one after
another in the thought book. without
regard to their connection. Whenever
he wished to WRITE an ESSAY or lecture
he made fpee use of the thought book.
selecting and adapting such thoughts
as seemed fitting, and stringing them
together as child strings beads on a
thread. After this explanation 1 was
at no loss to account for the mosaic
character OF some of his writing.-Lit-
eraru Uorl1
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-10-21
DR.. Matthew's Little Joke

The police surgeons, as body, are
not jocund set; their fortnightly ses-
sions, on the contrary, are distinguished
by gravity and decorum highly be-
coming their dignitied calling and re-
sponsible office. But at one of their re-
cent meetings a novel proposition from
an entirely unexpected source broke
down the barriers of professional re-
serve and let in such a flood of bolster
Gus merriment that the result is felt yet.
Perhaps DR.. Matthews, brother of the
ex-police commissioner, is the last man
from whom one would expect Joke
His intellect, if not the brisk order, is
the kind that arrives in the end at solid
conclusions, and his tongue seldom
ways ahead of its somewhat ponderous
progress, On the occasion referred to
sick policeman was under considera-
ton. The doctors agreed that he could
not live long at best, but on the ques-
ton what was really the matter with
him and how he should be treated there
were radical differences of opinion.
The matter was argued pro and CON at
much length without result, when DR..
Matthews got up. and i'll his calm, dis
passionate way, remarked:
ut seems to me. gentlemen. that the
differences of opinion here are so great
that it might be Well to wait for an
autopsy
In the roar that greeted this state
ment any further remarks from the
doctor were lost and discussion came to
an abrupt end. Ever since when any
knotty problem threatens q lengthy dis
cussion in the board. it is by unanimous
consent referred to Dr. Matthews las
a subject for autopsy" -New York
Mail and Express
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-10-21
Painting the Town Red.

At this late day another origin for
the expression. painting it red. is given.
Back in the COS racing was one of the
exciting features of Mississippi river
travel, and when an opportunity Offer
ed for trial of speed all hands were
breathless witt excitement. The first
command from the captain would be-:
Paint i,er red boys?" which was river
sleng for filling the fire-box with rosin
in order to create quick. hot fire. at
which time the fire-boxes would be-
thrown open. Then, if the night weU
dark, the effect was simply grand. r
far ahead as the eye could see the river
would be deep red from the reflection,
forming most beautiful picture,
which, once seen, could never be for
gotten. 1t was at that time that the
expression. paint the town red," Or
iginated, as the old steamboatmen in
tended to convey the idea by its use
that they would have beautiful time
on arrival at their destination.
6urgA. Dispatch.