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Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08
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| A physician says: eff child does net
| thrive on fresh milk, boil it.' This is toe
| severe.-Philadelphi Call.
A young man charged with being lazy was
asked if he took it from his father. ''l think
| not, f" was the reply; Gathers got all the
iaziness he ever had.'
"Waiter, is this an old or a new herring
| that you brought me?n Cant you tella
ssNo." s'Well, then, what difference does it
| make?'-Fliegende Blatter.
A Chicago minister preached last Sunday
| on "What can do to be sayed2' 1t would
| seem that about the first move would be to
get out of Chicago. Bell.
Madame Bartholdi accompanies her hus-
band on his visit to this country. It's the
old story He gave away liberty, and can't
keep any for himself.-Boston Post.
Young husband Ito wife)-''Didn't tele-
graph you not to bring your mother with
you?'' Young wife-"I know. That's what
she wants to see you about She read the
telegram. Texas Siftings.
The author of two popular novels declares
that he has made less than eighteen hundred
dollars in two years by his writings. Since
ineautiously making the statement he has
been deluged with begging letters from the
rest of the guild.-Pnck.
She-James, do you know you put three
buttons on the plate in church to-day2 He
l. e.
perhaps you don't know that I bought those
| buttons yesterday for my new dress and
paid fifty cents apiece for them. Whining
ton Star.
"How much younger is Sarah than Eliza
| betha" asked caller of the mother "Four
years." was the reply. Then Sarah immedi-
ately fell to wailing. "You said as much as
four years ago that was four years young
err" she sobbed, "and if 1 haven't got any
oil T ~ ahvh
The train is about to start when q stout
old lady rushes on the platform, all out of
breath. The conductor seizes her, pushes
her in a coupe, and the train is Off Presently
he returns and the lady exelaims, ooh, l
only wanted to- ''All right" said the
conductor, ''you got on in time; that's the
main thing" Eyes, but i" ''Your
only wanted to put this letter in the box.'-
Fliegende Blatter.
A gentleman who had promised to meet
his wife there was crowding his way through
the throng of women in a large west end
establishment where all sorts of things are
sold at low prices. Forced to pause mo-
ment near counter behind which stood a
pretty saleswoman, he blurted out, sis there
anything on earth that would reconcile a
man to such crowd as thisa' eyes, sir"
was the quick reply, 'belonging to the firm. J"
|-Harper's Bazaar.
"Her Majesty" writes a London CORE
spondenu, ''eats at state dinners without
gloves" The reason for that is at once ap
parent. It enables her majesty to get bet
ter grip on the wing of chicken. In wrestling
with the common hen of commerce at the
dinner table, she must be handled without
gloves, or the battle is lost Gloves would
also be very much in the way when her
majesty desired to clutch an ear of corn by
each end, the tip and the lobe, to speak,
while she gnawed at it amidships. You see,
there are hundred emergencies that might
arise during the progress of state dinner
wherein gloves would be in the way.-Brook-
lyn Eagle.
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FW HAVEN CONN: MONDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER g. 1886

reference to students of medicine: "Sad ex-
periences and observations naturally suggest
the thought that our young men are not ripe
for the degree of freedom prevailing in ou1
universities. 1t is to be hoped that by
tightening the pedagogic reins some i'm
provement may be effected the protests of
the apostles of freedom surely ought not to
be needed. I would not favor a daily roll
call, but if, for instance, every clinical stu
dent had to appear four times instead of
once at the practical demonstrations, and
would mercilessly lose semester by his ab-
sence when called out of turn, perhaps the
students would attend the clinical lectures
more frequently" He urges, before all,
stricter pedagogic measures on the part of
the parents, saying: "We have overrated
the average capacity of our students, their
ethical force, and strength of character. A
continuance of the present state of affairs
would be perfectly unjustifable."
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

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venience of keeping the engagement, and
who in this manner disturbs the household
arrangements by making meals wait, while
servants grow impatient and unwilling, and
eyes grow tired with watching and ears with
listening, just as much as the almost precise
ly opposite selfshness insists upon the keep
ing of such promises and engagements, even
to the point of positive discomfort and inju-
~ to the other party, who perhaps cannot
keep them without such injury, and could
be excused by one with any unselfish care.
One would find it hard to come to the end of
statement of these small acts of selfshness
which infest the household, and hurt it
through burning sense of the injustice
done by them; and it is question if, with
the present imperfection of human nature,
we shall ever quite escape them; they are as
countless as gnats in a storm and as yexa-
tious.
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A Theatrical Dog.

"Poor Keyser is dead. For six years he
had been faithful attache of the Leland
Opera House. At an early age he was
taught to go through the house after each
performance and arouse any persons who
might have failed to take their departure
He was known to every actor and actress in
the country and all had kind word for him
With Mary Anderson he was prime favor
ite, and Lester Wallack at every appearance
here wanted to take Keyser home with him.
Keyser was only dog, but was endowed
with more intelligence than many human
beings. As soon as the curtain in the the
ater was rung up the dog would seek the
soft side of the carpet in the property room
and there doze away until the performance
was over, when he would go on his nightly
rounds through the house. He was good
natured brute and was very fond of chill
dren. His fate was sealed yesterday when
he yielded to the seductive ailurements of a
poisonous button Peace to his ashes.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08
From the Persian.1

PerSIanJ
A father on the occasion of his sons
marriage gave him little special advice;
"You are going to be married, my son; and
you will wish that your wife should be quiet
ard submissive to you in all matters. Fol-
low the advice which now give you. Pro-
cure cat, and one night after your mar
riage so arrange that the animal shall be in
the sleeping room at the time when you and
your wife retire to rest. You viii go o the
room es usual, and entering it you will
pretend to be very much surprised and an
noyed that the cat should be found there, and
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Monday, November 8, 1856.


THE CHICAGO LABOR TROUBLES.
One feature of the labor troubles in Chica-
go is beginning to attract the attention it
| merits. This is the importation of hundreds
of detectives armed with rifles to protect the
property of employers. The employment of
these detectives is thought to be necessary
because confidence is not felt in the authori-
ties whose duty it is to protect the lives and
property of citizens. The mayor of Chicago
and the governor of the State of Illinois have
neglected their duties, one as mayor COM
manding the police, and the other as the
chief executive of the State commanding the
militia. Therefore Armour & Company and
others have taken the protection of their
property into their own hands and have taken
the most effective means at their disposal.
The mayor of Chicago is politician, and
caters for the votes of the strikers and those
who sympathize with them. Tie Providence
Journal forcibly says Of his action and that
of the strikers: He is powerless only because
he is politician. The principles of liberty,
regulated by law and the necessity of the
city, are ignored in view of coming elections
Neither he nor the strikers listen to the voice
of wisdom or of enlightened self-interest
They work together for their own ultimate
injury. Nothing would be more adva1ta-
geous to the .workingmen than that they
should perceive, or be made to act as if they
saw, the loss to themselves of illegal action
in the first place, and enforced idleness at
last. The demagogues, who set aside or
pervert the law for the temporary gratifca-
ton of the inconsiderate or criminal, are the
worst enemies of labor of the State, of soci-
ETY. and of humanity. We're Chicago burned
down tomorrow, never to be rebuilt, how
much would labor gain!
1t is not good thing for either the work
ingmen or the capitalists of Chicago thst it
is thought necessary to import hired guards
every time>6 6ere is a labor disturbance. Such
things are signs of a weakness that is dan
gerous to all who want to see this country
continue to be free and prosperous.
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ZIcINTYRE, MAGUIRE & GO.
IMPORTANT NUT[CE.

It affords us great pleasure to be able to pre-
sent the public with NEW AND CHOICE
VALUES EVERY WEEK. The BAR
GAINS we introduce below should be accep-
table to all lovers of energy and enterprise The
prices we quote are decidedly under the mar
ket Therefore we trust the people will appre-
ciate them.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

DR.. NORM, French physician, in his new
work on the hygienics of beauty makes a
strong protest against earrings. In num-
bers of cases he has known erysipelas to pro-
ceed from their The idea that they are
good for weak eyes he quite disposes of. 1t
is possible, he says, that in cases of infamed
eyes they might act as a counter irritant,
but if they did they would keep the lobe of
the ear, which, not being rich in blood ves-
sells, has but little recuperative vitality, in a.
state of permanent liberation. There is no
surer test of good or bad constitution than
the state of an ear which has been pierced
and exposed to the irritation of heavy ear
rings If the lobes keep red and swollen
they proclaim bad blood and scrofulous ten
denotes.
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NO. 265.

you will draw your sword at once and s1ay
it. Your wife, of course, will be frightened,
and from the sight of the slain cat, and a
hint from you that she will fare likewise
if she is not very careful over herself,
you may depend upon it that she will
be the proper, dutiful wife that she should
be-
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

The Macon Telegraph sarcastically sug-
gests that Bartholdi make another statue of
Liberty for the Golden Gate in California,
representing the goddess as ''waving a China
man in the air by the slack of his copious
overalls, preparatory to slugging him at the
setting sum-"
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Dress Goods Counter.

We question if ever SO much enthusiasm
was shown as at this counter last week. We
produce for this sale even more startling
values than displayed by us at any time in
our history, and fully expect Gf that were
possible) a larger crowd of buyers at this
popular counter.
19c per yard 1 case double with Dress
Flannels, in grey and brown mixtures cheap
at 25c.
3715c per yard 1S pieces all wool AZ inch
Black Cashmere, cheap at 6215c.
SOC per yard 's2 cases. 81 inch all wool
Basketine Suitings, sold in every city at 81
75e per yard 25 pieces 81 inch Illuminated
Basket Camels Hair, worth to-day $1.25.
Our stock of Black Goods and Fancy Nov
elites excelled by no house in the trade.
Our prices you all know are the lowest in
the city.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

"When am king" said Jack Cade, there
shall be in England seven half-penny loaves
for penny. The three-hooped pot shall
have ten hoops, and will make it felony
to drink small beer. All the realm shall be
in common and there shall bs no money.
All shall eat and drink on my score, and
will apparel them in one livery, that they
may all agree like brothers"
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EDITORIAL NOTES.

Democratic harmony in this city seems to
be growing more and more harmonious.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

DIR. Aveling, the English Socialist, said in
Chicago that Henry George had been forced
into Socialism in its broader sense as the
campaign IN New York city went on, and
that he must still further widen out or be
dropped.
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The many ingenious contrivances which
have been brought forward from time to
time for the prompt detection of fire damp
in mines well known, but most of them
have been of somewhat complicated ma
tu1e and on this account fail of their pur-
pose The latest of these brought to notice,
however, is described as SO simple in princi-
pie and construction as to excite wonder at
its not having been thought of before. A
child's India rubber ball with hole in it is
squeezed fiat in the hand and held in the
place suspected of fire damp while released
and allowed to suck in the sample of the air;
the ball is now directed toward q safety
lamp and again squeezed, when the tell-tale
blue flame will show if it contains any in
t1ammable vapor.
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1ru Guuds.
BARGAINS TN OUR ANNEX

pieces superior quality Black Rhadames at 81
yard. During the past five months we have offered
some extraordinary bargains in Rhadames, but
this lot of pieces only is by far the best
value silk counter.
Ladies invited to examine,
whether wishing to purchase
or not. Samples sent to
any address.
pieces heavy all wool Black Dress Goods
at 45c yard. These goods are new. desirable
fabrics and would sell quickly at 5sc.
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Cloak Room
Second Floor,

Five special lots for your appreciation
These we offer in addition to many other bar
gains in this department.
Ladies' Boucle Jackets, extra heavy weight,
So, real value So.
Ladies' Checked Jackets at 1878; good
value at $3.50.
Full line Ladies' Hair Striped Jackets, ex-
ira fine quality, at SO.
Ladies' Beaver Cloth Wraps, fur trimmed,
at SIS: real value $S.75.
Misses Boucle Jackets, in all colors, at
81; heavy weight, positively worth So.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08

Yesterday was cold day for both the
Democrats and Republicans of New Haven.
Last Tuesday was cold day for the Demo-
Gratis
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-11-08
Hosiery Counter.

Special Lots for this Sale.
Don't buy until you see them.
SOC per garment cases Ladies' Merino
Vests and Pants. The same goods sold at
75c.
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Street Cars in Vienna.

| [From Letter to the Baltimore Americana
| First they cut the car up into two COM
| partments, one for those who do and one for
| those who do not SMOKE. Then the seats are
put in after most charmingly original fash
| ion, with any number of ais1es, and finally
the conductor, who completes the outfit, is a
poem all by himself. His uniform in point
of gorgeousness and complexity would serve
as an excellent model for country regiment
of militia. And his state of perfect content
| ment is something cheerful to look upon.
The passengers who travel with him and
from whom he collects fares are all about
his equals, and while his politeness is COM
plete and exhaustive, he is in his element
and has pleasant time. There is nearly
always on board some red checked young
person inclined to be sociable and merry
when he works his way to her end of the
ear, and the necessity of thinking every
time of something and smart to say to
her insures for him that mental activity
unknown to the dispirited collector of
nickels. There is missing that outraged
class of beings which in America is forever
taking somebody's number, and in short
the life OF car conductor in Vienna, while
it may not be the most exciting and salts
factory in the world, is certainly not the
dullest.
AS in Paris, there is limit to the
number of persons admitted on board; but
this cannot be said to be very harmful to
the peeuniary interests of the company
since the limit is reached when every seat
every aisle and both plat forms are packed so
full that if man during the journey were
| to swallow a sandwich the sides of the car
might burst out. The fare varies according
| to the journey which you have undertaken.
The conductor learns where you want to go
and sells you tickets, which range in price
from one and three -fourths to three and
eight-ninths cents.
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What the Duke of WELLINGTON Did.

From the London Times.
The story is one which Sir Francis learnt
from his father, to whom Wellington told it
himself in his own characteristic language,
when the elder Doyle was dining at Apsley
House:
''After the battle of Talavera I wanted
the Spanish forcs to make movement and
called upon Cuesta to take the necessary
steps, but he demurred. He said by way of
answer, For the honor of the Spanish crown
l cannot attend to the directions of the Brit
ish general unless that British general go
upon his knees and entreat me to follow his
advice Now l wanted the thing done,
while as to going down upon my knees I did
not care twopenny dam, SO down I
plumDed +"
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. The dynamite gun cruiser which is to be
added to the navy will be formidable war
vessel. She will be capable of making
twenty knots an hour and of firing dyna-
mite shells every two minutes. The dyna-
mite projectile to be used is thrown from q
long steel tube by means of the sudden re-
lease of compressed air at 900 pounds pres
sure per square inch. The valve at the
breech of the gun being opened and COM
pressed air admitted there is no shock, but
an immense initial velocity is attained, and
at range of two miles the accuracy of the
gun is said to be remarkable. The cartridge
consists of a thin copper can of the diameter
of the bore of the gun containing 200
pounds of dynamite and attached to it 9
long wooden shaft which steadies the fight of
the shell. 1t is understood that the cost of
the proposed vessel is about $3.50, 900.
Professor Bi1lroth, the eminent surgeon of
Vienna has joined the number of German
professors who have lately spoken of the ne
cessity Of stricter supervision of the univer-
sity students He writes with particular
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Clairvoyance.

MRS. J. ,. GL kE "A
The well known business. test and heahng medum,
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Clairvoyant but is con incing new vlsltors eaca
day by her astonishing gifts. She can pc consuiIed
at Ter residence 2aS Crown street on all matters
pertaining to business social affairs heaith, etc,
and always r, nders satisfaction. She compounds
choice vegetable remedies, which have great po.
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and , to n me and evenings n3
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$1.25 per garment 1 case Ladies', Scarlet
Vests and Pants This is the famous 'Syn-
dicate goods" that sold SO fsSt at s1-75. :.
25c pair 65 dozen Ladies' Regular Made all
wool Hose We can promise these only for
Saturday At the price they will not last
long.
19c per pair As dozen Children's All Wool
Hose. Cheap at 3Oc. This is the second
lot we bought to sell at the above price. No
more can be had under So. 25 per dozen.
In the finer grades we show very large
line. The prices will please you.
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