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CHICAGO, 81. Louis & Pittsburq.

Chicago ST. Louis Pittsburg.
Disqualification Mail and Express daily. 400 am
New York, Philadelphia Washing
ton. Baltimore and Pittsburg Ex-
press daily, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $50 am
Dayton and Columbus Express,
except Sunday. --...--...-..-...11:OO an
Richmond Accommodation. 400 am
New York Philadelphia, Washing
ton, Baltimore and Pittsburg Elk
press daily, s., h.....-.--..--. 4:55 PM
sunday. .. .... 1872 Gao am
New York Philadelphia. Washing
ton, Baltimore and Pittsburg Ex-
press daily ..-......-...I1:45 am
Columbus and Dayton Express, ex-
cept Sunday Observation-Disclosures 4.3o pM
Western Mail and Express. daily. $40 PM
New York Philadelphia, Washing
ton, Baltimore and Pittsburg tx.
press, daily 1920 prs
CHICAGO DIVISION VIA KoMoMo, p, O. 8 ST. u. r. R.
Depart-Louisville and Chicago Express
Observation-Disclosures. am
Louisville and Chicago Fast Elk
press, daily. s.---..---...-.-.--.ll Loo pms
Arrive-Chicago and Louisville Fast Elk
press daily. s......-.----....-.. 400 am
Chicago and Louisville Express,
Pc. o;oO pm
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Oils.

NEW YORK, July 10.-Petroleum opened steady
at 643c; highest 65l4c; lowest 45sc and closed at
Csc. Sales, 1910, 600 brls.
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The banks now hold $l2, 16l 40 in excess
the Is per cent rule.

the Is per cent rule.
Government bonds were dull and steady.
State bonds were quiet and firm.
Railroad bonds were quiet; sales 81 252, 600
Prices were somewhat heavy in the early trad
ing but recovered generally in the later dealings
and final prices show irregular changes the de-
Indiana, Bloomington & Western firsts are down
=. at 81, and the eastern division skies, 8, at 80,
bat the incomes are mp 2, at "a
Stocks were very dull. The only feature of
interest was Western Union, on the announce
Hent that the jury in the suit against the COM
pany had disagreed. moved up l per cent in
the space OF an hour. and on the receipt of the
news that verdict had been reached responded
slightly and held firm for most of the afternoon.
AT the meeting of the Pacific Mail directors
nothing was done except to reject the offers
made to the company, and the situation in trans
continental affairs consequently remains IN
changed; the stock was dull and steady through
out the day. Consolidated Gas. which has been
steady for the past few days, took az upward
turn today for no apparent reason Erie was
bought moderately by German houses in the
morning but later settled down to quietness
with the remainder of the market. There was
tame and spiritless opening, first prices being
Irregular, but differing generally only k6Dl per
cent. from lastevening' closing figures, although
Louisville & Nashville was up J. and Missouri
Kansas Texas is up :. Prices were firm to
strong under the leadership of Western Union
but the trading was accompanied by no
feature of Importance, and after the first
hour of business became exceedingly dull and
embarrassing The firm tone continued until
near the close. The general news from the
West including the fact that the general man
ayers had at last met and were considering the
: passenger rate war, helped to sustain prices
against the usual Saturday lquidatons until
near the close, when values yielded somewhat
The market closing dull and heavy, but close to
opening figures. The net result of the days
business is light advances for most Of the active
lst-Lake Shore and Northwestern advancing
] each, while Consolidated Gas and Erie pre-
ferrea gained Il per cent each. Closing quota
lions were
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Louisville. New Albany & Chicago.
CHICAGO Short Iine.)
wabash. St. Louis & Pacific.

Wabash. st. Louis & Pacific.
nndianapofs. Peru g. Chicago Divisions
Depart-Michigan City and Toledo Mail - 7;l5 ana
Detroit Toledo & Michigan City
Express ...-.-.-.--......- 2:15 PM
Detroit and Toledo Ex.. daily. s. 7:l0 pm
Arrive-Detroit Toledo & Michigan City
Express. s..e...........-.. Lao aua
detroit & Toledo Express daily g. HOO aua
Detroit Toledo and Michigan City
Mail els mn
Sleeper daily except Sunday to Fort Wayne; daily
to Detroit.
tSleeper from Detroit
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Indiana. Bloomington & Western.

Indiana, Bloomington Western.
PEORIA DIVISION.
Depart-PacifcEx and Mail.daily.s an1r ESQ am
Express 1900 nod
Kansas and Texas Fast Line c.s 42O pm
Burlington s. Rock Island Ex-
press dalv r. C. ard s...---.--. 1850 pm
Arrive -Eastern and Southern Express
daily r. c. and s...------..--. 400 ana
Express 1910 and
Express and Mail daily g and C. 345 pr1
Day Express daily 9. and r. Co.,. S:3OpM
EAST FRN DIVISION.
Depart-Eastern Express Mail daily g. re- 4:,o ara
Atlantic Express. and r. c.---.. f:i5 NM
Night Express daily. and r. c. 900 puQ
Arrive-Pacifc EXPRESS. daily. s. md C. c. 100 am
Western Express. and T. &C. 400 prn
press, daily, $ and r. So. 1e:oopg
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RAILWAY TIME TABLE.
Evansville & Terre Haute Railroad.

Via Vanda!ia Lne.l
I've Indpls 73oam p*12:oOm f4.0Opm s*10:45pm
ar Indpls. 3:50am f10:00am 3:35pin 4:l5pm
Via !. & st. L. Ryi
I've Tndpls*1o5Opm f5:30pm *l1:55am 7:1oam
AR Inapiis 3:45am i1000am 3:35pm 6:21pm
daily fdaily except Sunday, parlor sleeping
car.
These trains carry the magnificent Monarch parlor,
sleeping and buffet cars the finest in America,
between indianapolis and Evansville. Cars open
for passengers at $50 p. m. Train does not leave
until 10:45 D.
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Three per cent. bonds10O3l
Four per cent. bonds. 1855
-Four and a half per c.1llSl
Pacific 6s of 50. .126
Louisiana consols. 1884
Missouri 6s. 100
Tennessee 6s, old. -. sos
Tennessee Is, new. - Goa
Central Pacific firsts.ll4
Denver & Rio G.. 1stsl2l31
Den. Il r. G. w. lists 1885
Erie seconds 109ls
H., X. & Il. gen. 6s-- OAK
Northern Pacific 1stsI16L
Northern Pacific Eds. 10l 4
Northwestern consolsl44
Northwest debent 5s.ll0as
st. l.. & s. f. gen. milo
st. Paul consols- .-...132
st. p, G. e. p. firsts. .122
Texas Pac. I'd grants 3S
II. P. R. G. ex. coup. 56l
Union Pacific firsts. .l152i
West Shore 1929
Adams Express ...-..142
Allegheny Central :. -.
Alton g. ,Ferre Haute "a
Alton s. L. III. pref. :. 81
American Express. LOG
B., @. r. s. N........ 80
Canada Pacific. .....- GIL
Canada Southern. -. 44le
Central Pacific .... ~
Chesapeake e. Ohio. 81
q. & O. pref. firsts. l6ls
@. & o. seconds. -. 10l
Chicago & Alton. LIP
@. s. A. preferred. :. $50
c.. B. g. Q.-.....--..134
Chi, st. i. q N. o.. -.
o., st. L. & p. 113l
G., st. l.. & p. pref. 80
O., s. & G. %
Clevel'd & Columbus. 81
Delaware 81 Hudson. 90
Del, Lack. g. West. 1887,
Den. g. Rio Grande.- 81
Erie. ........... 30ls
Erie preferred. $1,000 Toll
East Tennessee. $500. So:
East Tenn. preferred. l31
Fort Wayne ..--.....145
Hannibal & ST. joe. -.
II. 8 st. j. pref -.
Harlem. 230
Houston s. Texas. SO
Illinois Central ....-. 1885,
J.. b. 81 w. 1886
Kansas & Texas. 314
Lake Erie & Western 90
Lake Shore. ......... 854
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Quality only fair. Market moderately active,
and prices we're about steady; closing quiet
Heavy packing and shipping. ........ 81. 7504.e5
Common to good light 47004. So
Mixed packing ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 4.50O475
SHEEP-Receipts, 1900; shipments, 1,OsS.
The offerings were of . fair quality. Market
slow at no material change in prices. Few
shipped through in first hands.
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indianapolis, Decatur & Spring.
Cincinnati, Hamilton Indianapolis.

Cincinnati Hamilton Indianapolis.
Dayton and Toledo d'y. 100 ana
Cincinnati. Dayton, Toledo and :.
New York ..Il.OO am
Cincinnati DAYTON, Toledo and
New York Express. --.----....-- 3:50pm
Oonnersville Accommodation $50 PM
Arriye-Connersvillc Accommodation $50 am
Cincinnati Peoria and st. Louis. :4S AMI
Cincinnati Accommodation. 800 pn1
Cincinnati Peoria and st. Louis d'y1O45 pnA
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yeffersonvllle, Madison & Indianapoli.

Jeffepsonvfle, Madison & indianapolis.
Depart-Southern Exnress. daily. 415 ann
Louisville and Madison Express. S15 ann
louisville and Madison Mail p.cdy $50 pm
Louisville Express- 6:45 pm
Arrive Indianapolis Express .-.--....... 94o am
Indianapolis st. Louis and Chicago
Express daily. p 1O:45 am
Ns prs gorA and Northern Fast h.- Gas p
I hOn daily ag,Gsso anu pe.e0.s 80 81
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CONDITION OF THE MARKETS
Wheat Continues Very Active and In
settled, Opening at Lower Figures,
But UnfavOrable Crop Reports Cause an Adj
7aaace, and the Market Finally Closes at
Better Prices than Those of Friday.
MONEY. BONDS AND STOCKS.

Railway Bonds Quiet and Lower-The Stock
Market Dull but Firm.
NEW YORK, July 10.-Money on call was easy
ut 90 per cent.
Prime mercantile paper, 405 per cent.
Sterling exchange was unchanged.
The total sales of stocks to-day were 124,616
shares, including the following Erie. 1885;
Delaware, Lackawana & Western. 1o340 Lake
Shore, $3.50; Northwestern, 1920; St. Paul, TO-
7l5; Union Pacific, 4,340; Western Union, 49,
75a
The weekly statement of the associated banks
shows the following changes:
Reserve, increase ...................$ So lac, 600
Loans decrease. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 739, 400
Specie, increase. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. J. 200 200
Legal tenders increase .........-...... 1858. 500
Deposits, increase ..--........... 1870, 800
Circulation, decrease. &c, 200
he hanE hold s,.a of
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
NOTICE
To Merchants, Bankers and
Business Men

Generally, as tsen as salSsnen, bookkeeper'
ard clerks, tchO, from close confinement I
business and hard mental and phySie-
:eoyk, hapo impaired their health and ne
q tonic to strengthen, tone up and reiHrigor
ate their systems, toiH find tie Magnetic
appliance C0mpdsy's Magnetic Belt TIE
SAFEST, SIMPLEST AND MOST
EFFECTIVE REMEDY they can use
II does a,cay softh all drusging Of the stom-
ach and assists mature in natural scdy 20
overcome disease By constantly rsehar9iRg
erery nsrUe, cell. drop of blood, and .tilament
that forms the human system, scih mild,
soothing and fnrigorating magnetic fntIu-
enee and tohich gradually restores the lost
animal electricity TO the body. Price of Belt,
toithnadSRetie Foot Batteries, $40. Sent By
express, c. o. d., and an examination a.
losced, or 6yHaaI on receipt Of price. IaOr-
dering, send measure Of tsaist and size stos.
Write US full description Of your difficulty
Order direct or through your druggist.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

ball made it doubly attractive. was so
inspired by the scene that 1 gazed into
lannon's mouth and looked upon the I'M
bursted bomb at my feet without a single
feeling of inconsistencies, and with
nv heart full of emotion,
/ thanked my Creator for adjusting my age
so that wasn't old enough to see 1t the
other time it attracted so much attention.
The stone wall was an excellent piece Of
art. l made study of stone walls when l
was yonng and know considerable about
them. For ten years harvested stones of
various sizes in the cOrnfield, and assisted
nv father in molding them into beautiful,
romantic stone walls. AS l gazed with
mute admiration and deaf enthusiasm On
that forty feet of fractured stone wall. it
seemed to me as though l had seen it be-
fore and tears filed my eyes as / remem-
bered how had climbed over il in nervous
anxiety and left the peach orchard, jealous
dog and the sole of my pants in the pale
moonlight behind.
''There are about 500, 900 people in Chi
cago, and in the six days that was there
endeavored TO make the acquaintance Of
every one. Through the kind assistance of
the daily papers and police court reporters
l succeeded to great extent. When Left
the city
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
TO THE LADIES.

If you are AFFLICTED with Neuralgia, Nervous
exhaustion, Headache, or Cold Feet, Lame
Back and other Ailments peculiar TO ladies'
an Abdominal Belt and a pair of Magnetic
Foot Batteries have no superiors in the relief
and cure OF all these complaints. They carry
a powerful magnetic force to the seat of the
disease.
Price OF Belt with Magnetic Foot Batteries
$40. Sent by Express G.. o. D., or by mail on
receipt OF price. In ordering, send measure
of waist and size Of shoe
Send 81 in currency in letter, with size OF
shoe usually worn. and try 4 pair OF our mag
netic insoles. The wearer feels the warmth
life and rehabilitation IN THREE MINUTES
after putting them on.
Write rs full description Of your difficulty.
Circulars free.
THE MAGNETIC APPLIANCE CO.,
80 Madison street. Chicago, II.
MOVES RRos. & CurLER, Agents,
81 Paul MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

.STEwART-In West ST. Paul. Jan. 16, 1885,
aged %. Funeral from residence, on
Stryker avenue. Monday, the 18th. at 2 p.
m. Burlington Qowa) papers please copy D..
TILLEMAN-Jan. 10, George. son cf August
and Emma Tilleman. aged weeks. Flu
neral from residence, West Isabelle street,
Sunday, Jan. Il, ut p. m
BREUER-0n Friday, Jan. Is, 1856, Reinhard
Breuer. Funeral VIII take place from As
sumption church, Sunday, at las p. N.
Friends invited 10 attend.
BROGAN-At her residence. 40 Rice street,
Mrs. Margret Brogsn, aged CT years;
mother-in-law OF Walter j. Walsh, post
Office clerk. Notice OF funeral hereafter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
NOT a Practicing Physician.

Pompano-So DR.. Hackemup is about to
retire from practice?
Bromley-Indeed! / was not aware of
it.
81 have the strongest reason for believ-
ing so from an act of his this morning"
''What was that?"
81 saw him kick banana peel off the
sidewalk. '-Fhiladelphia Call.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
A Sight to MI Ike the Angels weep

The plying angels never look down upon
a sadder sight than when they see cheap
and defenseless dude wrestling with his
only cigarette, and wondering how he is
going to get his flabby hand into the pocket
of his skin-tght trousers in order to reach
the last dime of his 81 salary so as to be
able to buy another packet of baby smokes.
Fall River Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

TWAS FOLLOWED TO THE TRAIN
by large crowd of friends, with several
square built policemen in the front row.
The scene when babe them farewell was
extremely affecting, but the ability of the
train to run thirty-five miles an hour saved
me from the disgrace Of being seen in tears.
returned once more to the friends l love. "
IApplauSe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
LOCAL MENTION.
Carnival Uniforms.

All members of the Carnival skating club
are requested TO call at once at Guiterman
Brothers, 375 TO 877 Sibley street. to leave
their measures for a uniform as adopted by
the club W. i. BENSON, president.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
Maple Wood.

We have the prettiest and best maple wood
we have ever handled. Order now. Duluth
Coal company, Fourth and jackson, J. W.
Crosson, proprietor.
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borrow Mouev

On your furniture, pianos, horses, wagons
diamonds. watches and all articles OF value.
Property left in your possession. Terms easy.
Your own time. All business strictly con-
hdential. Minnesota Mortgage Loan &C., sue
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
DIR. JOS. LICK -OCULIST /!

Treats successfully al kinds OF Sore Eyes
particularly granulation Of the eyelids.
Seventh % w abasha, over Drug store,
Room 10. ST Paul. MINI.
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Eor HenI.

Four brick houses, corner Of Nina and
Laurel avenues; all the modern improve
ments. Inquire of c. Riley. on premises
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

cessor TO Mackey, roomT. First National bank
building. corner jackson and Fourth streets,
ST. Paul, or room !. Aackey- Legg block, Min
neanoug
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All in the City of st. Paul. County of Ram.
sey, State of Minnesota.
l4-I7 GEORGE REFS, City Treasurer.
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Borrow Money

On personal property. See financial col
umn. pager. r. Deming g. Co., 3s2 jackson,
corner Fifth street.
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CITY NOTICE.
Notice for Judgment.
OFFICE OF THE CITY TREASURER, !
ST. PAUL. Mimi, Jan. 10, 1856.

will maze application to the District Court
IN and for the County of Ramsey and State OF
Minnesota, at the special term 70 be held Sat
urday, Jan. 80, 1856, at the Court House, 10
st. Paul, Minnesota. for Judgment against tbs
several lots and real estate embraced in a
warrant in my hands for the collection OF un-
paid assessments, with interest aud costs
thereon, for the hereinafter named special
assessments.
All in the CITY of st. Paul, County of Ram
sey and State of Minnesota, when and where
all persons interested may attend and be
heard
The owners and description of real estate
are as follows:
Sprinkling Summit Avenue. from
Third Street to Oakland Street.
Dayton & Irvines Addition.
Supposed owner and description. Assm't
Mary Kittson, 2921z TT of Selby
DOCK ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .......... S41 IS
H NJ Rice's Encouragement of Lots l, 2, 80
and 10, Block ~, Dayton s. Irvine's
Addition.
Supposed owner and Amt Of
description. Lot. Block. Assmt
s seIen stone....-''" Y = g %
Amt OF
Supposed owner and description. Assm't
l. Carpenter. Commencing on line
OF Summit avenue at q point 40 II
w from the intersection Of Summit
avenue with w line of Portland
avenue, described in agreement be-
tween W Carpenter and Wright,
dated Jan. 10, 1872, and recorded
Dec. 3, 1873; thence SW'ly along
My line of Summit avenue 9S It;
thence NV at right angles with Sum-
NIT avenue 100 3-12 # to line OF
Portland avenue; thence on line
OF Portland avenue l23 4-l2 IT;
thence at right angles with Sum
NIT avenue II6 PIP It TO beginning,
being part of block 20, Woodland
Park Addition to St Paul. ...... % 81
Adam Kidd. That part of block 20,
Woodland Park Addition to st Paul,
bounded NW'ly by Summit avenue,
Sly by Ramsey street, and Fly by
land described In deed by James
Stinson to p Woodford, dated
March II, 1860, recorded in Book
'sY'' of Deeds, Ramsey County Rec
QrdS. 30 90
All in the City of st. Paul. County Of Ram
sey and State of Minnesota.
I4-17 GEORGE REFS, City Treasurer.
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Globe lob Printing office.
DIED.

d. Ramaley & Son, book ami Job printers
Globe building. IL West Fourth street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

CITY NOTICE.
Notice for Judgment
OFFICE OF THE CITY TREASURER. ,
ST. PAUL, Mimi, Jan. Is, 1856.

will make application 10 the District Court
in and for the County of Ramsey and State OF
Minnesota, at the special term TO be held Satur-
day, Jan. 80, 1856. atthe Court House in st. Paul
Minnesota, for Judgment against the several
lots and real estate embraced i'm a warrant in
my hands Tor the collection OF unpaid assess
ments, W tn interest and costs thereon. for the
hereinai GER named special assessments
All in the City of st. Paul, county of Ram
say and State of Minnesota, when and wher,
all persons interested may attend and be
heard.
The owners and description of real estate
are as follows:
Assessment for Grading and Surfac-
ing East Eleventh Street, from
Broadway to Olive Street, in the
City of st, Paul. Minnesota. in Ae-
cordance with the Order of the CON-
mon Council of said City Approved
August Ii. 1885.
Kjt+son's Addition
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THE TRAMPS' LYCEUM.
President Gazewell Ferret Returns from
His Visit to Chicago Looking Dan
gerOusly Like Dude.
he Calls the Meeting to Order in His
Brusque Style and Gives an Ac-
count of Himself.
He Visits the Dime Museum and Has
aPfcnfc with Krao and the
Barking Seal.
BE Tests the Quality OF Chicago
Oysters and is Followed to the
Train by Policemen.

President Gazewell Ferret sat behind the
presidential barrel in the Tramps' lyceum
last Wednesday night and called the meeting
% order in his peculiar and emphatic style.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17

HIS APPEARANCE HAD CHANGED
since his sudden departure, and he evidently
had fallen into friendly hands in Chicago.
as his hair was parted dangerously near the
middle. his face was closely shaven, high
linen collar encircled his neck and tie
that had once been white was conspicuous
at h throat. while his old threadbare coat
and vest had been discarded for rather
genteel looking cutaway coat, but little
the worse 1Or wear.
Don't he make dandy dude?" whiS-
pered
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-08-30

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in the following cases.
NERVOUS Debility Spermatorrhoea, Seminal
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'Stunted Development, Lack Of Energy, Impover-
ished Blood PiInples, Impediments to Marriage /,
also Blood and Skin Diseases Syphilis, Eruptions
Hair Failing Bone Pains Swellings, Sore Throat
Ulcers, Effects of Mercury, Kidney and Bladder
Troubles Weak Back Burning Urine, Inconti-
nence Gonorrhoea, elect Structure, receives search
ing treatment prompt relief and cure for life.
NERVOUS Diseases with or without Dreams),
Diseased Discharges cured promptly without him
drance to business,
BOTH SEM S consult conhdentially " in
trouble call or write. Delays are dangerous.
Diseases Of the Eye and Ear, liberation or Ca
tarrh, internal or external, Deafness or Paralysis
Singing or Roaring Noises Thckened Drum, etc ,
permanently cured LOST MANHOOD perfectly
restored.
CANCERS AND TUMORS permanently re-
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Medicines compounded and furnished to all pa
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St. Portland Or.
Terms strictly cash. Office hours. sa m. to pm.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-08-30
The Darwtnian Man.

A lady fair, of lineage high,
Was loved by an ape in the days gone ny,
The maid was radiant as the sun,
The ape was a most unsightly one.
So 1t would not do,
His scheme fell through,
For the maid, W hen his love took formal shape.
Expressed such terror
A bis monstrOus error,
That he stammered ali apology and made his
scape,
The picture of a disconnected ape.
With view to rise in the social scale,
He shaved his bristlcs and docked his tail,
He grew mustaches, and he took his tub
And he paid a guinea TO n toilet club
Bat IL would not do,
The scheme fell through.
For the maid was benuty's fairest Queen,
With golden trCsses.
Like a real princess's,
While the ape despite his razor keen,
Was the apiest ape that ever was seen.
He bought white ties, and he bought dress
su Is,
He crammed his feet into bright tight boots,
Aud to start his life on a brand new plan,
He christened himself Darwinial Man
But it would not do,
His -cheme fell through
For the maiden WAS fair, whom the monkey
craved
Was radiant being,
With Il brain for seeing.
While shaved monkey, though well-behaved,
AT best is only a monkey shaved.
Gilbert Il Sullvun's new opera, Princess
Ida"