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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
Notice Of Final Proof.

1.s L.rp orrroz AT OLYMPIA, VT.
February 10, 1885.
~ Notice IL hereby given that JACOB n.
RICE has died notice Il intention 10 runks
1nal proof before @. E. Bosman. 9 Notary
Public. 81 his once In Seattle, W. r.. on
saturday, the ioth day Of April. A. D. isss.
90 Pre- emptton d. 8. No. 1901, for the NV I
Of section s. township ~ norsh. rznee { cost
He names - Witnesses W. H. Miller, Jos,
Quinn. u A. Sellers snd Joseph Bsumsisser,
al Of tunny5ale. ". r.
JOHN r. CONVEY.
fe2tsSl Register Of the Land of1es.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
Administrators Notice.

E,srArE OF RoBfKr xccoxB. DE
IL ceased.
Nctics 10 hereby given By the undersigned,
Administrator Of the shove named estate, o.
TIE ersdftors Of aDd AL persons having
eissms So INST sEid deces<ei, 70 exhIbit ne
same. with the necesnsry vouchers. within
twelve months from the nrrt puhiiesf3ou Of
this notes. 10 the undersigned, II The nsr.
ehsn,S National Bsnk. Ia the city ef eestle
King county. Wsskfpzton TERRITORY, or the
same vii b forever barred.
WI. n. REEVES,
Adr lnirrstor az the estsfs Of Robert Nc.
Csmb deceased.
Dste Of this notice ADD Of Its nrst publses-
tieu, February ~. ise6 ~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

Ma w. A. WAsR. sseesssos 10 wash
4 Priicnard. 10 10 rscsips q . shoiss
ms cf scrina 0ocdA hes scnplcyed .
trst 60. trimmer. and b noe rsady
fss oeders froa Tie ladies Of Seattle
aad vssinisy- nan
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

Piles are freQasntly preceded BY .
senss Of weight 10 the back, ioins and
lower part Of the abdomen. causing the
patient 20 suppose b hss Soma afleoeisn
Of the kidneys or neiRhborinQ organs.
A. times svmptoms Of indigestion are
present, datuasncy, uueasinea Of the
Stomach, stc. A moisture, Ike psrspi-
s; sas9s ps s,d very dls.ersssols
@on s.: se. ' Nina ADJ B.ssae 's snd
Itching Piles Yield at once 70 the appli-
cation Of DR.. Bonnko's Pile Remedy,
which scts directly upon the parts AZ
fected, absorbing the Tumors, allaying
The intense itching and affecting . per
manent cure. Priee 30 cents. Address
the Dr.. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua.
Ohio. Sold b. A. B. 6rxwAHr. dv
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
80 II 'Io 81 i;i;1iii''

d. K. HOWARD. eoae 0Wn1
WI, IRON data, carry The unjl1e
weekly trips % sssssis. LssvIss -
book every Mondsy and friday -
will touch a. Portf sambls for -
or freight arriving 81 HeAr1le
afternoon rctgrnlnawin ieavo H.
wharf nc N o'ciocx every Tnce01y
Saturday morning. taking ~ -
Port Gamble for Srabeck nA1 vntgx
The steamer yoeepnine wiz lpoU
beck for Port Gamhie every da{
SATURDAY., 70 g. 10 psssen9efs - 4
and receive orders for Az pofssee
CenAi.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

For rich asd poor Who wish 70 sujoy
good hsalsh. and Who do not wish .
resort 10 bitter, naussous liver medicines
and oathAFtios, b the concentrated liquid
frsit remedy, Syrup Of fias Sample
bottles free, and 60o. and 81 bottles fof
sAle By A. B. 6TxwAhr. du
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

~Crr fsx1oEr RArnL"-Oar sprins
eoods arriving ~ eAsap freight enables
ne 10 give The pabiie The bsne6t thereof.
We cGef clean. ne1 aood1 end nothing
opp voro. ~ pfiesa vioAoa1 carallei IN
- htsesey Of esoetie.
uhN Toxrks 4 SrxonaNAx.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
Field SRRDS,
GARDEN SRRDS.
GRASS SEEDS,

our STOCK OF NEW sEEDs HAS
~ arrived. Bought from the largest
and best growors ~ Q E eat disc unit. We
will sell them lower than any dealer ever
offered Seeds for before. We viii Close
out this new stock 1t about two thirds
price. G. ?. STONE.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
FANCY POULTRY.

THE SUBSCRIBER STILL HAS A
7 lot Of full bioodek Brown Le4horn
Chickens for sale ~ ~ each or IS per trio.
Eggs, ~ dozen for "a CAL and see.
n. NJ. HOsKTNSON,
mh3 dw3m Blakeiy. w. r.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

Da- KxLLo00's WonN IRA IL sutirsly
frss from all MercuFiai properties; can
b given 10 the weakest consultation
without danger; 10 paiatable and easily
administered 10 children; b mild In op-
eratien, and never fails 70 eject Q cure.
Price . osnts. Sold BY A. 3. SxEwAn1,
Seattle. oc3ldv6u
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
BEcKlEs,s ARSDCA aAIyE.

TIE B>s saive 10 the world for Cnss,
Bruisee ecres Uleefs. San Rheuu, Pc
Yer S.fsA Tsssss. Ohspped Handa. Chi
haatnaI Germs and ali skin Eruptsons.
and positively cures PiIsa o. no pay
required II b RuArArssed 70 give per
fecs sAtssfAction, or money refunAed.
rs.ss > ssnss pr box For 95s ~ A.
H. erxwAKr. d.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
STEAMER HELEN.
or Poru ofshafd anl unnllnr1n

~ sTKAMKR Hx1u. " =.
kltA Mastsr. ieAtor EloGi11
senE smiths wharf, SuatfiA ever 711s,'
"wednesday and Friday. q - ( -
also. 70 head Of Pors MIMI.
turning leave head az porf Ws757su,Ss<
81 3 q n. head Of Pert 0rehord NJ
q. N. Mitcheli's Point q II q ~ s1r1S7-r
az seattle about 10 2. n. exofy -.
Thursday and saturday. er15@V
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
WASHINGTON
MARBLE WORKS
uUGH u. WRIGHT, Proprietor.
For Rent or Sale

THE LARGE STEAM sAwMII.L.
L capacity 100 900 feet Per day. with al
Bellfngham, Whatcom county, % ofRercd
for rem or sale. A rare opportunity for
any one DESTROYS of engaging In the bust
ness. For Particular apply 10 X Ell
DHIDGE on the promises. or ERASTU6
BARTLETT. III Hayes street. San Fran
cisco. ocsw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
AGENTS WANTED.

"A CAPABLE NAN OR WOMAN, OF
q this or some othsr county. for the
History Of California = 10 the right
party Il win pay 500 TO $50 per month.
address r. PERSON, Manager 0ccideu-
tai Publishing Company. 10 Suffer street
San Francisco. mhlQdwlm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

HIDDL.-Ao Mxz Who lack viaor and
vitality can be cured by 0ilmore's Arc
naasio Wine. A. B. HrxwAzr. DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

Asssdsas snd Fsrs Innrsnsa. HExs-
0AnD = kknnDaA, AGsn12 e.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

SEASIDE, LOvELL's, MUNRo's
LIBRARY, 10 snd 70 esnts, q the North
Pacific News Depot, Mil u. jail I'm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
MISCELLANEOUS.

Accident and Fire Insurance. BI.Ax
uHARD a PARTRIpon. AQenss. daB
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

Ladies suffering FROM nervoamsm,
saeepleesneB % anv nerveus trunhie,
en- and i9nedi&ts relsef and be surpd
- MING d.. Hsaieys csasry, Besf sad
ifna- d.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
Halls Hair Remover,

Rsnswer about ten yesrs, with satisfactory
resnlfs.- Z. @. Perkins, Obcrlin, Ohio,
writes. aIconsidcr Halrs Hair Remover
the best hair rrrserser In use. have
used 4 for the past twenty years, and my
hair b IN - vigorous and healthy ccndi-
tios Is when I was % years of age. Not
. sign Of gray hair 10 be seen anywhere
Dwight L Chamberlain, Oakland, califor-
nia. writes: . Ny hair. which was nesriy
white. ~ been restored 10 its original
color md luxurisnee By The ne Of HaIl's
Hnfr Reng1R.p
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
RlIRVIEW STOCK RARM.
Hols!ein Freisian Cattle,

sT'HE BEST BEEF AND DAIRY
i brood The largest herd On ths norfh
Pacific coast eeiecied With the greatest
care from ceiehrafed herd. east and from
deep nnilrhing families. The bull Byron
h. n. b llci. OF this herd weighed 27ae
sounds At years old.
IN prepared to furnish hose desiring
10 improve thszx stock. with any aSe Of
ezkher sex-
have good native cowA with calf b.
Hcsstein- frclsian bulls. which vii sell
- reasoEah3e price,
B. n. L DAVIS.
arfwiamfy Mount Vernon ". r.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
Lands for the IandIess.

nv He SUBSCRIBER. LIVING ON
Homestead. in lots Of 8 10 or 20 acrcs each,
et The low rate Of 80 per acre. said Land
has been logged OF and burned over I'M
I'll It b quite easily cleared. II 10 nearly
level has but few stones and lies in easy
reach Of the water. schooi and church
within . mile. Society good. Call and
dssw3n r. n. HosKINsoN.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
oaEnosT LIVING waITERs.

The ablest and most cultivated Intel
cots 10 every department Of Lseratua q.
Science, Pelitscs and Art, find expression
In the Periodical i.itcrnurs Of Europs.
and especially Of Great Britain.
rmE k1S1<G AGg. 70 ming four large
volumes year. furnishes, from tho great
and EenerAiiy inanct sabie man ct thiH
literature, she only compilation thai
while within the reach OF alt Is ssti fac
tory In tbs coMpLErxNkss with which II
embraces whatever 10 Of Immediate tn
tere<t Or ~ solic. permanent vsiae.
IT ~ ruEns FORE fNpisFENsAhiE 70
eve<y one who wssncs 10 Keep pace with
the sventa or intellectual rtoxruB u tbs
time, or % cnitivsse In himself OF bis
family gonetal Intelligence aad literary
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

and now rejoice IN the prosecution Of hair
rs abundant As ever +. J. Adxms. S.
Paul, MIMI, writes. a diseased scalp
caused my hair TO fan cut, and, sftsr
using number Of preparations without
avail, finally tried Halls Hair Remover.
which caused avigorous new growth. I
am still using IL, aud could ask for no
better results-- Mrs. n. Fl. Corning.
Battle Greek. Mich, writss: by the uss
Of Halls Hair Remover. my hesd, which
ws quite bsld, has been covered with .
6ne growth Of young hstF.s
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

e.; !: &c: ]; ]; :! ::
mental Trees and shrun IN
Hashizgtn TERRITORY. and Al
kinds Of greenhoane Plants an1 BnIns.
! understAnd parties ere going around
claiming 70 Be my AgcnsA / have never
empaoyed thcm and do nos inssnd 10.
Send for o circular.
nc2n1w G. W. LAYTON. Prop.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31
STEAMER CASCADE

y BNUJBU OU0U -
.LA1ssii Gin " i.. se -: ~
: - isy. Tlsrs11Z -
urdzy. for kdmond. Mukf1teos -. ~ III
Lowell and 8nohomish UYL
on Monday, wednesday en6 - -
FOR freight or pzss.fs sppV :
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-03-31

For saie Wholesale by A. b. STEWART.
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rRxRARxD BY
- r. HALL = Co, Nashua, n. H. q. y
Sold By an Druxtia.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
RENTED the Fine.

Judge Z, of an Indiana court,
a prominent and leading member of
the bar, but given at times to "look
upon wine when it giveth color in
the cup" appeared in court one
morning a good deal under the "in-
fuence," and OH such occasions he
was not particular in the observance
of decorum, or the usual courtesy be-
fore dignified bodies, and for breach
of judicial etiquette was fined by the
court.
Judge did not demur, but
some days after, when duly sober, the
Court detailed him as special Judge.
Gravely taking his seat and duly
opening court, Judge Z ordered
the clerk to turn back on the docket
to the second entry of the fine, and
said
"Mr. Clerk, enter an order remit
ting the fine of sl5 against this court"
which was done.
Then turning to the Sheriff, he
added:
"Mr. Sheriff, you will pr claim at
the court house door that this court
is now open for transaction of regu-
lar business. Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
He Ate the Duck.

The Rev. Joel McWhacker is up
from Tombstone on a visit, and in the
office of the Palace, last evening, he
was asked how Col. Holster of the
same camp was getting along.
Pretty well, | believe" said the
clergyman, "but-er-all intimacy
between the Colonel and myself has
ceased"
Indeed and why?'
His excessive hospitality sunder-
ed our loving friendship" explained
Mr.. McWhacker. "Tbe Colonel is a
gentleman of the old school, and has
not learned that in the modern view
it is bad taste to urge upon guest
food for which he feels no desire. /
called upon the Colonel at the inter-
national one evening year ago,
hearing that he was indisposed, and
he invited me to dine with him. The
cocktails were not very good, and
when the. meal was brought to his
room my appetite was gone, which |
regretted, for the roast duck looked
tempting. The Colonel sat opposite
me, but partook of nothing, being as
| have said unwell."
"'Parson,' said he, you'd better
tackle that duck
"'No, thank YOU said /, Il don't
care to-
ooh, eat the duck he explained.
"'No,' said |, i don't think will
"'Eat the duck, said he.
"'No,' says l.
"'Eat that duck" says he, and his
peremptory tone caused me to raise
my eyes from the fowl, upon which
they were regretfully resting. then
perceived, to my astonishment and
alarm, that he had drawn pistol and
was aiming it at my head.
IL ate the duck.
Although week later the Colon
ell called upon me at the parsonage
and apologized, explaining that he
had been suffering from an attack of
delirium tremens, / have never re-
sumed cordial relations with him. /
will do him the justice to say, how
ever, that he has felt my GOODNESS of
demeanor keenly, he having but re-
Gently resigned his deaconship and
withdrawn from my church. San
Francisco Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
She Carried Her Point.

81 want to speak to you moment"
said a woman to a Dakota Judge,
just after court adjourned. "My
husband is on the jury and want
you to excuse him."
"That would be impossible, madam,
the case is nearly finished and if
should do that we would have to be-
gin all over again"
But his work is being neglected
and he ought to be at home."
Every likely, but cant let him
CO."
"One of the children is sick"
"As long as it is not dangerous he
will have to stay"
1--WE are out of wood and flour
and"
"You will have to arrange some
how, madam, your husband can't get
away at present"
"But, Judge, one of the horses is
sick"
(which one?"
"The roam"
THAT big roam that saw him
driving"
EYES,"
"Well, well, that's TOO bad, hate
to let your husband go, but he ought
to be at home at such time as that,
l suppose. Say, you haven't tried
nux vomica, l suppose?"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
Hooked and Landed, .

Brides little brother to bridegroom.
Ibid it hurt you much when she
did it I"
Bridegroom. m.-"What hurt me ?"
Brides l.. B.-"The hook. Did it
go in your lip?"
Bridegroom don't know what
you mean, Johnnie"
Brides Mother.-"Leave the table
this instant, Johnnie"
BIS l.. B.-"What for? | only
wanted to know if it hurt him. You
said Sis had fshed for him a long
time but she hooked him at last, and
| wanted to know if"
BIS L. B. is yanked out of hi
chair and hurried from the room ant
the bridegroom becomes meditative
Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
A Smart Man.

"Say, Milus, when air yer gwine
ter name yer new boy?" negro upon
meeting an acquaintance, asked.
"Done named him."
dat SOP"
eyes, sah."
Hopes yer gin him er big name"
81 did. Named him arter er big
Congressman"
"What does yer call him p
"Oleomargarine Bill"
Oats right. Name arter de states
men an de folks kahn say dat he's err
slouch. Dat generman what yer
named him arter hil de whole Con-
gress fur laung time, an o cose
mus be er smart an."-Arkansaw
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

"Say, we've got new cook. She's
bully! She's deaf and can't hear us
90 for the cake. She's near sighted
can't see us take it. And she's Ger.
man and can't tell on us, anyhow p
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

The trouble with the many St
Louis murderers is, that they are toe
closely confined for their health
They should be given full swing
st. Louis Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

mo"
"It's the best stuff made for sick
horse. Just wait a moment till | get
my hat and I'll walk over with you
and your husband and help give him
some. Estelline Bell.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

The advice always aim a little
higher than the mark" scarcely ap-
plies to kissing. Nobody would want
to kiss his best girl on the nose
Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Garments without buttons" are
advertised. We've got 'em, and so
has every other bachelor.-New Ha-
ven News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

"How was the fishingi" Very
poor" Didn't catch anything p
Nothing better than flush, and |
had that beaten. ."--Philadelphia
Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Glass floors are coming into very
general use in Paris, and when the
room over head happens to be un-
carpeted, it is considered the fashion
able thing to do sparkling under UNI
brellas.-Minneapolis Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Nine one-legged men played a
game of base ball against nine one
armed men in southern Illinois the
other day. The one-armed had the
advantage of being able to kick
against the umpire's decisions.-Chi-
cago News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

The most modest girl in the world
resides at Syracuse. 1t is said of her
that when pupil at Vassar she re-
fused to work on vulgar fractions
Pittsburgh Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

He was a cautious man who, pet
ulantly detailing the injustice of a
woman who hated him and being told
that he must love his enemy. replied
falteringly; Hang the vixen! l
don't think it would be safe. The
Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

A morning paper asks; "What is
the reward for lying?" The bired
girl who answers the door bell and
tells visitors the family has gone to
the seaside receives about SO week,
we believe.-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Eyes, I'm pretty tired" he said /;
81 sat up with corpse" "Was it
awake?" asked friend. NO." he
answered sadly, "it was not awake (;
it was dead. d."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
JAMES EARINS, N. d.

james Eakins, Physician, Surgeon and Ac-
coucheur Graduate of Toronto University College,
Toronto Ontario. Residence Mrs. Vandusen's,
first house west of Episcopal church, Washington
Ave, Alpena, Mich. Office: Bostwicks Drug Store.
772-m6.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Little boy, at table.-"Pa, give me
some bread"
Father.-"My son, you must re-
member that older folks have the
preference"
Little boy.-"I don't want any
preference | want buscuit. FIX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

A gentleman in Georgia, according
to the New York Tribune, having
succeeded in artificially favoring
water-melons during growth, the in
habitants Of Rhode Island are anx-
iously awaiting the advent of a brandy
and water melon.-Boston Bulletin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
WIT AND HUMOR.

An appropriate dress for the angry
man-choler.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
DETROIT, MACKINAC ( MARQUETTE R. R.

"Mackinaw Short Line"
The only direct route between the East and the
Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
Duncan h. Cameron, NJ d. G. III.

DUVCtIT N OUHttIVT'J III ID U -H'
Graduate McGil University, Montreal, late house
surgeon Montreal General Hospital. Assistant
surgeon Alpena Hospital. Office Alpena Hospital,
Chisholm street. 1856
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01
Detroit, Bay City & AIpena R'RY
Time Table No. Z.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH
Mail and Express.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
Mail and Express.

All trains run by the Ninetieth Meridian on Cen
tral Standard time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

Caroline.-"Here is long article
on why Women Don't Marry"
Sardonicus.-"H'm. l know al
ready"
Caroline.-"What do you think is
the reason ?"
Sardonicus.-"Because they don't
get chance to."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

He.-"Hal hal ha! Here is a
good hit in this paper at the female
SEX"
She.-"What does it say about the
womeni"
He.-"It says that more than half
the women in the country are crazy"
She, with a sigh.-"I expect that's
so. There are a great many married
women in this country."-Texas Sift-
ings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-01

First Sportsmen.-"Isn't that st.
Louis race track trife short p
Second Sportsman.-"No, it is true
to an inch"
"Then how is it that horses there
make such good timer"
"Well, you see the heat in st.
Louis is so terrific that the animals
arc always in hurry to get under
the wire. Omaha World.