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Daily Honolulu press., 1886-02-23
A Younr sweIrs waIstcoat.

philadelphia Cor Chcago Tribune.l
Three or four weeks ago the very
youthful son of millionaire manufact-
urer, whose wife is struggling hard to get
into what are considered the inner social
circles, got back from three months res.
idence in London He lounged about the
clubs and the hotels In which the repre-
sentatives of wealth and fashion gather
in suit Of amazing colors. the cap sheaf
of which was his waistcoat. And the lat
ter garment was always flying loose and
unbuttoned at the bottom. Naturally
every one intimate enough to talk fami.
iarly to the young gentleman would in
the course of the conversation mechanic
ally close the button, and the exquisite
would quietly unfasten 1t again. so that
no one ever saw the waistcoat closed all
the way down for more than minute
and half at II time After this perform
ance had gone on for week or two the
young gentleman said to friend who was
about to indulge in 1t again:
Look here, old chappie, don't do
that
~Don't do what, dear boy?"
sDont close that lower button. To
leave the last button of your waistcoat
open is really the very latest in London,
don't you know That is really what l
saw, you know, at all the races over in
England i have great eye for detail
don you know? Every gentleman must
who wishes TO dress properly.
The seed was planted on good ground.
and now all the Quaker City exqusites
wear their waistcoats Hopping open at the
bottom If course the fashion Is dead in
London. Some silly Oxford undergradu.
ates supported it during the 1884 season,
aud few imitators took 1t up after they
had dropped it. From one of them prob
ably our swell got it,
Daily Honolulu press., 1886-02-23
ARMY Arohl.eelure out we.t,
fort Niobrara Letter.l


Army architecture is as rule the
meanest in the world, and when think
of the places and houses we have had to
live in out west 1t makes me sick. Low
ceilings. little, cramped-up rooms. bad
ventilation, small barracks were the men
were crowded together like herd of
sheep-this was the rule in army build.
ing. and the exceptions were few and far
between.
There is nothing of the kind here.
The barracks are large and every man
has room to move about; the ceilings are
high and the ventilation perfect In the
officers houses the rooms are large, the
ceilings high. and the buildings all well
ventilated. There is no cheap paper on
the walls to hide the cracks and dirt, but
the walls are painted and the rooms solid
and clean. The houses have the appear
ance. inside at least, of city residences,
and the evidences of comfort and convent.
ence appear the moment one opens the
wide doors
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Llngo OF the stooIs Exuhanre.


Stock exchange lingo is very peculiar.
Conversions are the exchanges of bonds
for equivalent shares of stock. such bonds
being "convertibles. @Collaterals" are
securities of any kind pledged for Dor.
rowed money Pledging them is termed
@hypothecation. A good delivery" is
of certificates of stocks or bonds legally
issued. Differences are money bal
ances paid where stock is not transferred
which seldom happe,s To lend "nat@
means without interest. To "water "
stock il 10 increase its quantity and inn
pair its quality, To -pass dividend is
not to pay it.
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PARTING.


Pass onl and leave me standing here alone,
My soul predicts the future holds for thee
Wealth and the fame Of mon II hath for
me
Lifss humber duties Dear thy every
tone
Hath male my pathway brighter. No weak
moan
Shall pass my lips because my eyes may soc
Thine novermore ON earth; altho' the tree
Hang leahess DER my head that once
weighed down
With its abundant harvest Many ray
From out the golden past shines on the rain;
But for the storm and tears of life, tbs day
Had never its fair rainbow. Blessed pain
That makes us trust our Father, till the
way
Leads heavenwnrd, friend, and we clasp
hands againl
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BorlnE howard .hs csntral FIre.

The Review Ciel ct Terre states that
the German government has just com
pleted at Schladebach, little village be-
tween Leipzig and Corbetha. the deepest
boring into the surface of the earth that
hal yet been accomplished The shaft
sunk reached a depth of 1892 meters,
where the heat was found to be 100 de-
grees II the temperature increases at
this rate II Is reckoned that water would
boil at depth of 5000 meters and that
at Az miles platinum would melt.
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A New Instrument.
~

A new scientific apparatus for measur-
ing dIstances-the teletopometer has
been devised by Professor Cerebotani of
Verona, and Is being exhibited in Lon
don Its principle Is that known TO sur
veyors as atriangulation, " but the essen
tial base line is so shortened as to be con-
tanned In the instrument itself, while set
Of tables enables the observer to read of
quite accurately the distance or height Of
any object in view without trigonometri-
cal calculation
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lBoston Budget.

Remarking upon the general impression
that an iron mast is much heavier than
one OF wood OF the same dimensions. the
statement is made by q well-informed
writer that the reverse Is really the fact a
two feet In diameter al the base, weigh
ing far more than the shell forming the
modern iron steamship masts
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Finh-As AN Apvrsr,nno MrpIun, the

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fureiun sOOertiscmsnts.
Ct MATTHEW'S HALL, SAN MArEo CAL.
A SCHOOL FOR BOYs.
Under Military Discipline.

the
and
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- AN1NJNOS \ " - ~ LII
6cnrral advertisements.
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Hiram Cameron furniture dealer
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George W Mclaughlin carrie. %
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aud vegetables, and guaranteed 'o hc
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T. y l. means Premium Poultry
Pre.rrycr and is the most successful
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>n

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March 81.
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sanger Brother. arc .howiugH !iur
OF handsome BRUISED, carpets nj n.
cents yard.
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rIror- tns wors 'trst nutsiu. .H
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DUNWII \ WIUUIIl

himself ur counsel 10 Ina uthcr-. aud
with all this knowledge hr -o over
powered me hN persuasion ana
threats thst / murdered the best
friend / ever hnd. owing io -omr
trouble between the woman l'luuir
aud my self she lett ne, aud thereafter
Eph. was constantly dinnins into nay
rnrs what Willis wn- slN ing about
her nnd my self This 500 Wrought
upon my feelings lhNt threatened tu
Whp Willis M the llr,t opportunity
In the meantime Willis had got uu
track at his gun, nud l.ph
hrumc very much uInrmro. he told
me- Tint Jane t'lurk.nn hHi tnrrut
cnrd Go hll Willis ur huyc 10 d,ur
mud that now wa, their time, tine,
could klll him and the crime Wuu.,
ur mid TO her door For ,m}s &C.
fused tu listen lo tine .chumc ui i,--p-
-iuntiu. hat Eph kept mp m lurur-
,aul story of my wrong, rud h. lmt
lat mst
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Yellowstone kits Indian Herb
Pads and Tup-Ilg Wa Tor saIr At The
,d Corner Drug Store.
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That the best hot free lunch iu town
d, - yc had NJ She Cotton Exchanges
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down on mm aud spared mm by thi,
lime he wa, abreast of me, and /
again throwcd the gun down on him
aud pulled the fatal trigger that sent
the life of my best friend into oter-
nity; lhe moment shot him |
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NnNrIi regulated hu1-ruulI sNuH'' Nr. H
ul. bottle 90 AugoSIurH hiii"rs. 'H
world renowned uIpDNur tui u. H.H'
H,nutrul counterfeit Ara .uH. E"f
HrysFi.ttIr thr guuuIuo uf'N.. mHu .'u' ..
b.. Or a a., IS -irsyTt Is SlHH
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did not 90 TO the body. Washington
had NO guu whom hc stopped and
talked WITT burden at the cow-pcu
They were ON friendly terms A. tar 90,
.Ll LmnAA
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nm MN IWI |UE

nd hnd beat the Jaw. mud ihi b.,
would .Uoot wills. ho tuuk 600, gun
and went uut To- wn,uN Win tMt
evening hut bad uu opportunity ut
killing him, and TOT several du1 tb.u.
after carried my Winchester mr th,
purpose of -huptug Boz. brother Doc.
ullcrWurd, went to il,urun ud -UuI.
ped thr gun ut tor % -r,Nu4 mrhuo
and umr burk ru the muu where
Wu, living hr -nil With mr W t.n
-uliruntiuu of hi, hruthrr uud from
then on sph was uuDvtluaNu work
tu iomcut trouble between Willis anna
myself willis md had ulWny been
the closest aud Vnrmr.l ui friend,
aud looking back from the shadow ol
ihc gnloWs tu the pms, 1t pull.c- mr
tu account tor the influence cyrrlrd
over me los Lph burden knew
him to hr u bnd man, one That would
uut hesitate tu
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and before bee bad finished bic milk-
ing, lhc witness noticed some on"
stopping down in the oul-pptch ncar
hy. II Wa,lou dark 10 distinguish the
p,r,uu, burden finished his mIkiug
aud went on In the direction VI Jane
Cnrk,uu'- house M "lir-t darR the
might Wu, cloudy but the Lightning
Mashed ylyidly aud continuously At
Intervals u short while after Wash
iuNou ictl the COW pen, and about
time for him 10 have ridden 10 the
point ON the slough whore his body
wu, subsequently found, t4c
Wimcs heard the report of n gun, aud
immediately from the same direction
Duue the exclamation, "Oh Please
d"u'l shoot me any more Wiurs.
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GARRISON. IS house. Ihr CROWN 10
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where the it'W shot Was hird' was
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Nsw YORK COTTON MARKET


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PECULIAR PEOPLE.
The Questionable Usefulness of the Lugu'
brious and Fiimsy Man.

The Questionable Usefulness of the Lugu'
brious and Fiimsy Man.
The lugubrious man. He is happy
only when he is miserable. But then,
he is almost always miserable. Come
what NAV, he can find something
troublesome i'm it, When the rain lays
the annoying dust for other people it
makes miserable mud for him, and
when the sunshine dries the vexing
mud for others il makes tOrmenting
dust for him. In his life every silver
lining has its cloud. Ii by any chance
there comes time when there is moth
ing to mourn for he sends out his mag
ination TO find something. If the
weather is just as he wishes it to be he
sets himself to thinking on what it will
be next August and works himself into
what is vulgarly called sweat. In one
WAY or another he is in a sweat most of
the time. When he has no troubles of
his own he shoulders some of
those which his neighbors ought to
have. He mourns to see Jones eating
hard-boiled eggs year after year In ut
ter unconsciousncss that he is running
his digestion. 1t grieves him to know
that Smith keeps right on riding BIZ
cycle after he has been warned time and
again of the dreadful consequences of a
.'header;" and it tears his very soul to
see Robinson persist in wearing plug
hat without an air hole in il, when il
has been demonstrated so very clearly
hat this sort of thing has been known
to produce badness. The lugubriOus
man is not a pleasing person 10 have
around, but after all he serves pur-
pose. If he absorbs all the sadness OF
his neighborhood he leaves the rest OF
the people comparatively free to en-
10Y themselves as they 60.
The funny man. He isn't funny. but
that is not his fault. He tries hard
enough, He seems to think the aim OF
all proper life is to make people laugh
at him; and sometimes he accomplishes
this, Most of the people, however,
laugh at him when he is not around.
You will find him wherever there is 3
crowd. No matter what the object OF