The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-03-11
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--Thssss msny alp ssini The crf
ard no iip. saa. likeviss. there's many
fAll tent The cnrh aud The val.
~0st~risDoe sss bully deschsr. Del
osly ,,cni.le mil him voc dot be siis li'
tnosls.lss cot sben u ,ss pccsy lsie.
~ An snciaopssr aiding so~n property
Ia geso d.elsrrd that the very stucs-
phae ~ss .erth mere than The price
hal"
The urs, modest nsn we ever heard
of .ss Ia rnv hos, ia .iofm. lie eci
dro. esa i~rsu,o Ne rtussd 10 bns .hs
shore
- asAh nerf lssss sr.iL,ng by po-
iuea... A. sl,rvn's iLsre sfe . efssi
u,p, m.a sLa is,., 10 snd t,,rr in
ten ~
a os mas iS,i.sd iDis Ding siore
sad .aeisimra: Mae Gv,i ,oung msu.
/ ret sss ,afl. md ,i,rs drre ,os dose
machinery 10 ~
~- Yosns ~ Jelr. mother ss.s sue
wants 10 lr -, nsi.d inuAg husband :
Tell ..rd IL. n !, - isr ii,ings u taxi
her dovu this n,e,hi
,te.. ~ y. i.~nBi II ies5 Which
yslttn hfs,. ia.,, - grsenf s,fvsnt-
kla,.. .,sils 4ii IL. LIS for an old NO
nsn iiis,. e~rrly hioini,
Tile tosp oi Glss. ", Nd, is rems'k
ali. ~ ~. fact thai ~ name spells the
ZANE hack ssrd or forward That's ~bsi's
the matter Nth HsUnah.
- Pardon me. Miss Peppersa'l. but
ere you lover u arlf' 'ies, but you
might have HE dec.bcy to call him Ar
thur: that's hi, name
"A sitter describes beauty a. having
% .',sqn,si'r mosIded face, Of which two
dsIk h~xl eyes rre the central feature,
WL.r IA i,., rose situstvdg
- Mo.L,s. srii lit'le eirI Who was
trying 10 master pair Of tight boots.
Its DO use talking. cau't wear them;
nv toes cant get chance TO breathe.
--.Ah." said Jehokes, taking bis
friends baby. "he has got bis mothers
eyes and my hair" be added. as the
youthful prodigy gratbed him by the fore.
top.
"A Louisville citizen had bis water
supply shnt od by the company, and
did not discover il Tor two months. |
There are some advantages in living in
Kentucky.
--Seaa.or Mskey Of Texas is reported
to be the biggest bean eater 10 the Senate.
An excursion from Boston will be organ
lied TO 20 10 see him, a. soon as the
weather modsrstes
And you have resolved never to mar
ryi" said the 10 year old girl to COM
pAnion Of her own age. "Yes, have.
know il would break my heart II any one
talked TO nue. like pa does to ma.
When Chicago policeman clubs q
man 70 death he only gets three line no.
tice in the papers. Such q contemptuons
OF striking ability is cruel and
10 the force.
An exchange says: Last week slstran.
ger came TO our town with . turned-upI
nose aud rundown boots. A town with
urned mp nose and rundown boots can.
not hope TO become a great commercial
senter
What great blessing do We enjoy that 4
he heather know nothing about9 inquired
! Sunday school teacher. "Soapi' vas the /
wer that came ont like the crack Of
pistol from the small boy at the foot Of
be class
Pearl Desmond writes touching po- .
I'm entitled "A Broken Link" Well. the
,ext time Pearl goes to market she will
AIRY Lsr ssassges home in . basket, and
'ot try 70 carry them by the handle or
ead them with . string.
-He-Spesking Of their marriage, !
hink they both made very good match.
Tho How can you say SO? Why. she's
'rinstone personitied and hes Perfect
itch. He Birthstone aud . perfect
tick precisely the essentials 10 . good
as,rh.
Seeking Biblical Information: Bobby
Ma. didn't Methuselah have more'n
90 name7 Ma treadine) Only one, Of
curse. Nov don't bother me any more.
lobby (stser long pause) Ma, cant ]
u you Que more question: Ma-Yes,
"a. Bobby : Wa. Methuselah his 6rst or
vt nsmey
--T~o vreichsd looking tramps we're
rouglt before Texas Justice OF the
eace. Addressing the worst looking
ne, the justice asked; Where do You
vsi Nos here" Add where do you
vef said the Justice addressing the 9th
!: I've got the room above him"
"A Chsutauqns county cheese maker
col 10 Buffalo The other day and brought
ONE dos imported Sviss cheese. All
rAis~d Il but his vile. Who. after the
raise bal ceased, said she hsd found Der
usbsnds private mark on the cheese. He
Vi paid thirty three cents . pound for
'e very cheese hs.hai made and sold for
! cents
--.,Yon have q vide view from these
said an Eoglishman TO
'epherd 10 some remote district IN the
,ighis Of Aberdeen. That's true" said
. shepherd .'Yon can see.r said The
lselys l,here we're t~o.'1 "Americs
ON here" .Mnrkir fsrrer than that"
replied. 'And hos can thst beT
Hlea ies mist dives on ye can see the
me
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