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The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04
TIRESOME
Ordinary Everyday Things THNt Make
One Weary.

Ordinary Everyday Things THHt Make
One Weary.
Old mutton dressed lamb fashion.
Goats and all other cranks.
Men who SOW the country with wind
The bug that stalketh at night
Butter strong enough to wink.
Women who yawp.
The surly fellow who wants his own
way and lies to get it.
Men who discuss subjects they know
nothing about.
Longing to be wealthy.
Working for love and never getting
your pay.
The barber with hands the tempera-
ture and consistency of the under 81.
of toad.
The iend who always wants to shake
hands.
Cyclones, earthquakes, creditors, bad
bills. terrible murders, garrulous old
women and sore toe.
Mstaking piece of soap for cara.
mel.
Those who eat molasses with a kn:tc.
A where.
Paying a quarter to see dime show.
People who use fork as they would
an eel-spear
The man with big cuff-buttons and q
bad breath.
The fool who smokes everywhere ex-
cept in bed,
"Chestnuts."
Cheese that has the strength 20 talk,
but won't.
To be alone IN a room with Il talking
machine-male or female.
Men who always eat as though they
were hurrying to catch train.
The girl who wants to know where
nave you been at"
The smell of peanuts eaten by soma
one else.
The scandalmonger who never wants
his name mentioned, you know.
To see rogues flourish and grow fat
while honest men toll and Wear them
selves out for nothing.
The 81 told you so" bore who always
turns up after crisis.
One drop of hot grease in the wrong
place.
Making your views clear to thick
headed man Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04
RUM AND CRIME.

At Least Two-Thirds of All the Crimes
Committed May BE Justly Attributed
to the Use of Intoxicating Liquors.
The second in the series of Temper
ance meetings under the joint super
vision of the General Assembly's Per-
manent Committee on Temperance
and the Standing Committee on Tenn
perance of the Presbytery of New York,
was held on Sunday evening. The prin-
cipal address of the evening was made
bv Chief-Justice Noah Davis, who spoke
on the Relation of Intemperance to
Crime" He dwelt particularly on
what he had seen in his official capaci-
ty, saying: For more than quarter
of a century have watched the stream
of crime sweeping its victims past me.
Why should l not denounce to the
world the causes of those crimes? vi
the large numbers of criminals ar
raigned before me, have, as a general
thing, inquired into the causes OF their
crimes, and it is my firm conviction
that of such as homicide, wife-beating,
assault and battery and disorderly con-
duct, fully eight-tenths are due to the
use of Intoxicating liquors. Ofall crimes,
the testimony of many judges for over
two hundred years shows that at least
two-thirds are attributable to the same
cause. The English law, from which
our criminal law is taken, makes drunk
enness no excuse for crime, else ] fear
we would not ourselves have had, the
virtue to do it. If this were not an ac-
knowledged principle of law drunk
enness would bo the preparation for
every crime.
Judge Davis spoke strongly in favor
OF the adoption OF general system OF
paying of w0rkmen in the middle oi
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04

the week as one means Of preventing
the squandering of their earnings for
rum, and thus Of preventing crime. He
stated that three times within the last
four weeks he had young men before
him who had in each case committed d
crime late on Saturday night or Sunday
morning. After having spent the night
in liquor-shop with fifteen or twenty
companions one was in each instance
killed. II the workmen were paid in
the middle of the week and went to
work the next day they would not spend
their money for liquor. N Y. 0b-
ep,3,py..
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04
A Large Temperance Meeting.

The New Zealand Times, just rO-
ceived, gives account of the largest
Temperance meeting ever held there.
An immense procession paraded the
streets of Wellington, in which were
fifteen Bands of Hope, besides very
many other organizations.
The mass-mecting was addressed by
Hon. Mr.. Stout, Premier of New
Zealand; Mr.. John Hardy, who spent
some time in America two years ago,
and others. The Premier's address
took strong grounds for Temperance,
especially emphasizing scientific Tenn
perance and heredity. He urged each
man to have the courage of his
opinions and believe that this is an in
dividual question with him. Organi-
zation is good, but we must not rely
too much on societies; to succeed,
each one must feel individual re-
sponsibility in elevating the race to a
higher type of humanity, ,"-Ui'io''
SiQildl.
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04

See here, young man." said a
father as he was dressing for church,
that sort of language won't do. Don t
you know it's swearing" Yes, Yes pa.
but ma gave me your collar-button to
BRING to you, and I've dropped it and
can't find it." .''Well, by the-the-er-
ia a-um-eternal hornspoons, that col.
Iar-button must be found, ~ Y Sts'L
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04

The japanese say: "A man takes 3
drink, then the drink takes drink
and next the drink takes the man.
The Brookhaven leader., 1886-02-04
The Brookhaven Leader.
STANDING ADVERTISEMENTS.

Marriage and death notices, not exceeding
six lines, published free All over six lines
will be charged for at regular advertising
rates.
Fs- All advertisements due when inserted,
unless othe wise agreed upon.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
Notice of sl.eria's Sale.

BY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION IS- sued out of the District Court Of the First Jud cial District of the territory ot Arizona, In and for the county of COchiSe, tested thc ast e4 ApriL 1SS6, on judgment entered therein on the 24th day of December, 1883, In 6 certain action wherein A. C. Smith ns plaintiff recovered judgment against J. Clark, J. !. Anderson and J. D. Rouse for the sum of S41.So. and to Ie directed and delivered.
 l have levied upon all the right, title and Interest of the said defendants in and to the hWnysuD" mine and mining claim, situat" in Iombstone mining district, Cothise county, AriEnLa, aud bOundrd on the south axest bY tue "9UOd Enough" mine, On the northwest by the +Fieldo mine snd the rG lded Edyen mine, and knLTu aS mineral sQrvey ldt No. & together vi all the sur face Rrvuhd ther'ICf and eGfi the improve mSnts thereon. , Public notice is hereby given that on the &9nd day of April, 1856, al one o'c Ock j.. m. Df that day in front of the court house of said county Of COchisc at Tombstone, l will sal ell the right, title and ID crest Uf the sald abOTe-nAmed defendants in and 10 the above described property ut pLbh' action fer cash to tle ikikhesl and best bidder to saIISfY sad execution, Interest and all costs -s RS HATCH, Sheriff.
 By c. D REpPY, Under Sheriff.
 EoAbstnne, April 1, iSs6
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
sHERIFFs SALE.

BY VIRTUE OF ANEXECUTIOF ISSUED out of the District Courr of The First Juai- Hieiai District. 4n and, for the County. of Cochise. :I erritory of Ariz0 la, to me direct ed and delivel ed on judgment rendered. m said. Court on. the 18th ny of February; 1856, in favor of D A. Miller ct s,dnd agiiInS T.-d. Bates, wherein Il am commahded tn s1akc the sum Of SiO5 05 damages with iu- terest thereon from date oi Judgment At the rate ut - per crIrt. per imnum until pai |: to =ethcr with $76C co costs and accrIin% costs. ...--=- ~- -s-;~-,- 70. -C Il nave this day levied upon the following described property, to wit, sl, An undivided one. sixth interest in the Pione Gr ana Calumet mining claims, sitd- g.ed ihsCA:ifoinIa mining distiict, County of Gechise, TerfituTS uf Arizona.
 Pubic notice is heleby given that on Friday, the 2nd' day ef April, lSs6, between fhe hours qf d. Ili: aud 4 D ID. in front oi the Sheriff,s office, in the CIty of Tombstone Eochlsc. County, Arizona Territory, 1 will sell all the right, tile and inieresI Uf the said F, J. Bates in and to t.e above described EropertS Rt Public Auction, to the highest and best bidder, for cash, lawful money ol ihe United States, .o satisfy said execution and all costs. Dated tuis the 18th day of March, lSS6. -.. @s- 4
 S,,.,...., l.,,l R. 8. HATCH,
 .- # s1 :-Slferiff.
 By [. D REpPY,
 Under Sheriff.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

aS4sss >oi memory, Zassitude, nocturnal ems aiors, axersio1s to society, dinness ei WIS sion, noifeszin the head, the Viial rnuld pass fbg tihoBsgfTed dhfough the Urine, and many other diseases that lead to oinFSnlly and death,
 Dr. Mintie, who is regular graouaIeo physician, will agree to forfeit i've hundred dollars for a case of this kind that the vital Restorative (under his special dev5e ana tfestment) will not cure, or Tor my thlng lIn- 7ure of injurious found in it. Dr. Mlntie treats all;dlseases successfully without mer- crry.. GonsultaAion free Through exam nation and adVlce, includ,1g analysis oi urine, S5 PrIce or VllAl Restorative Sl. bottle, or four times the quantity Jor 50; sem to any address upon re 'ipt of price, or c. O. D secure from observation and in prl- vate naGe, If desired, by A. E. MIN HE, M. Hr; Mo- l2 Kearny street, San Francisco, Gal. TFf1t, a.Mintie's Kidney Remedy, NEPHRETI- GUM curse i'll kinds uf kidney and bladder complaints, schnprr;idbai iecucorrhtsA, gleet. FUf sale ht al drhggists; Sl bottle, SIX Bottles S5.
 | Dr. .Miriie's DqndeliOn Pills and the best Ldcheapest dyspepsia and bilious cure in ltmarkst. For sale by all druggists.
 Sample Bottle Free,
 Jibe sent to any On. applying by letter stating symptoqls; sex and age. Strict se- srecy in regard to aA business transactions
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

Incorporated in lS6o for 9 years hy the Le2islalure for Educitional aud Charitable ru pnses-wth g c#pual uf Sl.000,Un0-tp which res, rye fund of over $550,0n0 has sipce been added.
 By all overwhelming popular vote its franchise. wa> made a part Cf the .rcscnt State' Constitution udJpled December I'd. A. D., 1879.
 The only Lottery ever voted on end en- dorsed hY lhe FeBDi- Uf any State.
 It never scales Uf p0SIpUnea.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
ANNOUNCEMENT.

MERCANTILE LAW AND COLLECTION
 OFFICE,
 Toughnut strct |, betW Weem Fourth and Fifth,
 Tombstone, Ari.una. CH8RLES q. JOHNS ON,
 Attorney -at-Law and Notary Public !. 2. PALMER, Accountant
 Mir. JOHNSON viii practice # sn the Courts of the Territory, III both ,gIsl and Criminal cases.
 Mr. PALMER will devote his attention ns expert in SookkeerIp., also to BOOK KEEPING, SEARCHING oi RECORDS COPYING, ABSTRAC ING, CONVEYAN e ING, aud all other business cunmecIrdthere with. For the convenience of srs:ncss men and others having PAST DUE and other claims for Adjustment and Collection, ti office offers unparaile ed advantages Mir PALMER wIll keep, for the bcnctii of holders If real estate, q Special B. ok for the entry nf Houses all, Lands f;r Sale or iu Rent DEEDS, MORTGAGES and LEASES RiiI be carefully drawn and RENTS COLLECTED, and, IS both branches of this office needs your patronage, it is certainly (laken in coniunctIun with thcic long experience in the above business spccialties), a sufficirn, guarantee of prom DtuCss ana economy Mr PALMER will also trar sact as agcnt iu Tombb,Jce, business Of any paturr for per sons living abroad, guaranteeing them
 ''tiE i!tI and disI aiCh
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
The Great English Remedy

It is a hever falling cure for nervous de- .bAitY, exhausted vi 'tality, seminal weak ness, speFRatOrrhea, lost maDhuOd, impo- teney, paralysis, and all the terrible effects of self abuse, youth follies and eacesses ID
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The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
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Louisiana State Lottery Company

"We do hereby crrtify-ihGt we supervise the arrangements Tor all t.fe Monthly pnd Quar- eriy Drawings IIf The I.UtsIsiauH State Lottery Company. and irrs person man. age and control-tlIe Drawings themselves, and that the same are conducted with hoH
 esty. fairness, and in guOd faith toward all nartiesi and wa authorize the Company To use this certificate, with fac simlles 0: our signatures attached, inits advertisements,
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

ItS Grand Single Number. Drl wings HIli take l'lace mnBthl,, and ihe' Extraordinary Drawings regularly every three mrnihs, instead of semi annually as heretofore, begi ming March, 1886.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
For Sale, e,orToLet EG
 RatSs House.

The aBove named and well known prop crty k for SnIe or Lease U.F most favorable terms. Or rwii be ElEE hy the month to a responsible party. Owing To Its favOrsb ble location at the curner of Tough nut and Fifth street, 1t offers unusual ad- Eantages -a3 d Boarding House for 3Einerss EhSreS SaSs House has al- ways receives a lagEe patronage from the travelling Itablic and CitiZens. To parties who desire to engage in The Hotel, Res
 taurant and Lndgiug House business, nu bet Ser opportunity has ever been offered. Fo- furtEer particulars cnoLue at the stUreor D.. J, SADLER 2-%2t
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

Buy a package Of "Reform Tea sni receive a handsome present at R ?. Mansfield. 1-18tf Gcods sse a,!ns eoit cheaper st aaniaerfir,.; str;sc than evc. bgto:e is S;S
 <t C.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

A SPLENDID OPPORTUNT- TY TO WIN A FORTUNE. SEVENTH GRAND DRAWING, LASS G. IN THE sCADEMY OF MUSIC. NEW ORLEANS. TUESDAY, July I3, ISS6 -I04th Monthly Drawing.
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
Meeting Notice.

Burnside Post No. sG, Dept Cal, G A. R.; regular meetings 1s' and 3rI Sa = uriaya in ench IQ4ath, s{ jhc City IIail, at : go P. U. GEO. <. WATT,
 Ad,u;aGt. 4. 4. GEY- C,SaE:';ae
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30
SUMMONS

IN THE JUSTICES COURT. PRECINCT No. 1. in the county of c rhjse, Territory of Arizina. bclHIe John C. Eastou, Justice of the Pearr; demanG 300
 Mary Tack, Plaintiff,
 vs.
 C. S. Benham, Defiant
 The Teiriinry of .risona sends greeting tn C.: $. BENHAM. Ca non-rc, ident ri the Terrtufr) Defendant
 You a'e hrrety summoned and required |" appear before me at my office in fcmb- stone, county of C0chise, on the 18th day of April, A D., 1886, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, to answer the complaint ol inc above amrd plaintiff, who a manns. of you that you are indebted to iler m lhe sum of minrt, ($yUJ dullars, on special ruiitr-ct for the board and lodging of Jaints HarwOud for sixty days in tht' Sufhmer Of 1885. as shown by the cnIiiD'aInt now on file in my office And n you fail to aFpcar and answer said c,.m- plaint as herein required. tie plaintiff will take judgment against you us demanded aI q for the costs of tl.is sui
 Given under my hand this 1lth day of February, 4. D., 1880
 JOHN C. EASTON,
 Justlcc of the Peace
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-06-30

. We, th. undersigned Banks end Bankers will pay all Prizes rawn in the Luuisian: State Lntierl swlich may be presrried al our counters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01
THE BUTTE RACES.
Salt Lake Horses on Hand for the
Montana Meeting.

Dick Barnes came in yesterday from
Salt Lake with Harry Velox, record
2.24I<: Dick Nolan, record 2.So; and
Don Angus. PAGER. record 225. To-day
B. G. Holly and c. B. Bradshaw VIII
arrive with Lulu B.. Senator and twelve
Others. Sam Scott Eill be up With
Ranchero in day or two, and Ed. Lar
able will send Easel and one or two
others. Phil. Evans will also send one
or two. H. r. Baker arrived from Salt
Lake yesterday with five runners. in
Guiding Sunday and Vice Regent All
the horses are doing well and some
lively sport may be looked for.
A larg number of people visited the
fair grounds yesterday to see the i'm
proveme Is going on. Everybody ex-
pressed themselves a. highly pleased
with the changes and acco lamodations.
Next Sunday and Monday will no DOUBT
witness large crowds at tue grounds.
The piece of muddy road across the
creek on the road to the track Is being
graded up and aWide bridge is also be-
ing erected across the stream. 1t will
be in first-clsss condition for next Sun
day.-Nlnsr
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01
Why the Doctor Went.

D.. Faust was met on Goibe's corner
yesterday. He was in his shirt sleeves,
and wore q huge straw hat and a very
melancholy expression. In response to
the questions put to him he said:
"No, do not feel well at all. I con
slider the old folks committee did no. do
the square thing in allowing Swaner's
gold medal for the oldest man in the
hills TO go out of this county. You
know that there has been a sharp and
bitter rivalry over its possession be-
tween Boil Roberts, Jim Bromley and
myself. Now, the fact is simply this:
do not care so much about myself. but
l do feel downright sorry for Boil and
Jim. really believe that Boi would
have been willing to give Hp his chances
at the Treasury of the Territory if he
could only have secured that medal.
However, be may have better chance
next time"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01
These are solid Facts

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II suffering humanity, truly is Electric
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surely and quickly, every bottle guar
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN
" pursuance Of an order o. the Probate
Court OF Salt Lake County, Utah, msd on
the fourteenth day Of Msy, A D., 50. in
me matter of the estate of Louis Medley,
deceased, the undersigned. The admtnistra-
I9r OF said estate, viii sell % privste sale. 10
me highest bi der for cash, and subject 70
continuation by said Probate Court. on or
AFTER wednesday, the fourtee IN cay OF July.
A d, lss6. all the right title. interest and
estate OF The said Louis Seeley. cecees q, AZ
the time Of his death, and al the right, title
ana interest. that The said estate has By
operations Of law or Otherwise, acquired,
otner than, or in addition 10 that Of tae ssid
iptesiate a. The time OF his death. Ia ana 20
an That certain lot. piece or psrcel OF land
sll9ste, lying and being IN SAT- Lake CITY.
ana oescribc1 as follows, 10 vii. Inc Hnoie
OF ., los slx and seven. in blOcE fourteen. plot
OF san Lake City survey Terms oil
Bids Or Offers may be made AZ any tine
siter the hrst puhlicsti N Of this notice and
osiore the making OF sale Az bids or
ouers must be In writing ana let a. the
once Of 5. w. Darke & Co, ITO > Main
street salt Lake CITY.
Dated, June 9th, 1856.
Administering OF the estate Of Louis Nee
S. W. DARKE, Attorney.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01

GILMoRE'S NEURALGIA CURE is
a positive cure for Neuralgia % .ns ,ace.
side and stomach. For ssse A. a q.
Smith & Co.'S Dru~ Store. g
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-01
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

When to Start and Time of Ar
rival.
The Opelousas courier., 1886-09-04
JURY LIST.
STATE OF LOUISIANA, !
PARISH OF ST. LANDRY.

DE IT KNOWN that we, the Jury Com
Id missoners, did, on the 9th day of July,
A. D., 1886, meet at the Clerks Office, in
the town of Opelousas, parish of st, Landry,
for the purpose of drawing jury for the reg
Judicial District, under section 5, Act No. IA,
of the regular session of 1877, all the members
being present except Diomel Durio, James j.
Thompson one of the said commissioners drew
from the general venire box, one at a time,
the names of the following fifty persons to
compose the Grand and Petit jurors for the
first week of the said Court, commencing
WEDNESDAY, the 22d day of Sept
tember, A. D., 1886. list of whom
was then and there kept by the Clerk
of said Court, James o. Chacher6 and
in our Judgment, a Jury being required for the
second and third weeks of the term, we
then and there proceeded, as in drawing the
first fifty jurors, to draw thirty additional
names to serve as petit jurors for the second
week, and thirty additional names to serve as
petit jurors for the third week of
the term of said Court and we, the
Clerk and commissioners, did then
and there place the names drawn as afore-
said for each separate week in separate en-
velopes, and sealed and endorsed the same
with the weeks for which they were respect,
lively drawn, which said envelopes, contain
ing said names, were then and there placed
in a jury box provided for the purpose, which,
after depositing said names therein as afore-
said, was locked and sealed by us, and placed
in the custody of the clerk of the court for
use at said term of said Court.
ETRCT WEFK
The Opelousas courier., 1886-09-04
CALL MEETING.
Proceedings of the Police .Dury.


OPELoUsAs, La, Aug. %, 1886.
The Police Jury met pursuant to Q call by
the President. Present: A. Guidry, presl-
dent; Aug Perrodin, w. C. Gordon and z:
Dubuisson No quorum. Adjourned until
Wednesday, lst September next, at II M
OPELoUsAs, La, Sept. 1st, 1886
The Police Jury met pursuant to adjourn
ment Present Messrs. A. Guidry, A. Per
rodin, e. Dubuisson, D. 2. Saizan, I. c. Cha
cher6, b. e. Clark and L. Young.
The President having called this special
meeting of the Police Jury upon the petition
of the requisite number OF taxpayers, TO CARY
into effect the provisions of Act l03 of 1886,
the following was offered and adopted
Whereas, under Act l03 of the Legislature
OF the State of Louisiana, approved july Stn,
1886, sub.levee district has been created,
composed of that portion of 4th levee dis
frict living south of Red River and west of
the Afchafalaya River in the parish OF Avoy-
elles, and also that part of st. Landry parish
living east and north of Bayou BHuf and
CouTtableau and
Whereas further, under Sec. 20 of said Act,
the creation of said sub-levee district, ls to
he submitted to vote of the property tax
navers within the limits of the proposed said
sub-Ievee district, and
whereas further, il is made the duty of the
Police Jury of the parish of ST. Landry to atl-
thorize the holding of an election within that
portion Of said district lying within said par
iish il, order TO take the sense of the taxpay-
ers therein, as TO the eTeatiou VI satu sap
| levee district.
Therefore be it resolved, That an election
/ be held within all that part of the parish OF
/ st. Landry lying east and north OF bayou
/ Bguf aud Conrtableau, and that said cleo
tion be held at the different polling places
/ al reauired by said Sec. 90 Of said Act lob.
| pa II further resolved That the Returning