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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

AT London, recently, man named
George run mile in 4:l24, the. fastest time
on record
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

3 months treatment for SOC. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

B autif, Your Teeth. Circulars free. A. A
80 Cortlandt St. New York.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

ever $31 100000 worth of beer was con.
sumed in seven Pennsylvania counties last
Wear
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

1t costs $SO0,0l0,000 a year to maintain
the standing armies of Europe.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

TIL re are $4,000 Mormon children in
Utah Territory.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08
WHAT Is WOMAN's WoRTH"4

Geronimo has notified the War De.
partment that he desires to surrender.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

Go to Towne & Moore when In Portland
for best Photographic and Crsyon work.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1886-10-08

If you want Heads, Slugs, Cases, Cabi-
nets, order from Palmer & Rey.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Character in Cigars.

II man smokes his cigar only
enough to keep it lighted and relishes
taking it from his mouth to cast look
at the curl of smoke in the air, set him
down an easy-going man.
Beware of the man who never re-
leases his grip on his cigar, and is in
different whether it burns or not. He
is cool, calculating and exact ng.
The man that smokes a bit, rests a
bit and fHmbles the cigar more or less
is easily affected by Gil cumstances.
If the cigar goes out frequently the
man has a whole-souled disposition; is
devil-may-care sort of fellow, with
a lively brain and glib tongue, and
generally a fine fund of anecdotes.
To hold fast half of the cigar in the
mouth and smoke indilferently is lazy
mans habit. They are generally OF
little force, and their characters are not
of the highest strata.
A nervous man, who fumbles his
cigar a great deal, is sort of popin-
jay among men. Holding the cigar
constantly between his teeth, chewing
it occasionally, and not caring if it is
lighted at all, are characteristics o.
men who have the tenacity of bulldogs
The fop stands his cigar on end, and
an experienced smoker points his
straight ahead or almost at right angles
with his urse.-PhilddelphiG Ddtl5
Ne5gs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
The Clergyman and Morrissey's Club
House.

The ground on which Morrissey's
Saratoga club house is built was for
merly swamp. which, of course, it was
necessary to fill in. The First Metho-
dist Church was being erected at the
same time as the club house, and the
sand taken in excavating for tounda-
ton for the former was dumped into
this swamp to form foundation for the
latter. When the club house was first
opened access could be had by any re-
spectacle person, but now the rule is
imperative that no Saratogian be al
lowed to pass the doors. and this is en-
forced except in the case of perhaps
half dozen who are actually employed
in the house. 1 remember, TOO, meet
ing of the citizens that was called to
take action toward preventing the
opening of the club. A committee was
appointed. with a well-known resident
minister at the head, and they visited
Mr.. Morrissey and made known their
mission. 1t is said that the minister
chairman was taken aside by Mr.. Nor
rissey and the matter was ended-the
committee never reported. BY some
means the ex-Congressman had become
possessed of information disclosing the
fact that this minister was interested
directly or indirectly in q lottery
scheme, and intimating as much to the
minister was all that was necessary.
No effort has since been made again st
the club house. York World.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

After all, Gen. Boulanger's recent
duel is perhaps not much more comical
than the duel between the Duke OF
Wellington and Lord WincbeIsea in
1929. In the course of debate on
Catholic emancipation Lord Winchelsea
described the Duke, then Prime Minis
ter, as having come forward in novel
character as the de ender of morality
and religion. A challenge followed,
WHICH tRe Duke, Of III msp. might have
abstained from giving; and the Duke,
as he afterward toad tho story, deter
mined not to kill his antagonist, lest he
should be detained in prison pending
his trial, but to hit him in the legs.
Lord Winchelsea's seconds placed him
SO near a ditch that the Duke with diff
ficulty restrained himself from calling
out: IF youput him there he'll fall in. |"
The Duke failed to hit Lord Winchel-
seas legs, and missed him altogether
Thereupon Lord Winchelsea fired into
the air and read written apology.
The Duke went down to Windsor, and
the following remarks were inter-
changed between the King of England
and the first minister OF the crown
The Duke: II have to inform your
Majesty that fought duel this morn
ing" The King: SIN devilish glad to
hear it, Arthur" Such was the digni-
fed and appropriate language of the
first gentleman in Europe. What did
nj. Grevy say ?-LOndOn NelCS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Pockets In Women,s Dresses.

The manner of putting in pockets in
women's dresses nowadays is very puz-
cling. 1t always did battle a man to
find them, but now it battles the woman
herself. 1t is no unusual thing for
lady to come back to our head ladies
and ask them to show her the pockets
and how to get at them. You see, the
pockets are fixed in the plaits and do
not show at all. You frequently see
lady on entering a store clap her hand
down where her pocket should be. The
observer does not notice anything, but
you may depend on it that she has
found her pocket if she goes ahead, and
if she turns back she has not. Recently
i noticed one lady coming back three
or four times, and, thinking some
blunder must have been made, l made
inquiries. 1t was only 10 find her
pocket, and each time she had got
caught in store, unable to find the
entrance to the pocket when she wanted
to get something out.-Dressmaker,
IN ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
SAM JONES AND THE QUAKE.
fExtront Atlanta ro,,otft,Afo, |

Sam Jones says, "The quake is an awful
thing-a visitation that is alarming, but it
will help the meeting. People will stop
and think for little while, for 1 tell You
that sinners are towards. Nobody can
stand the earthquake ague but Christian.
That is an ague that Simmons Liver Reg
ulator can't cure"
But for Ague, Dumb Ague. Fever and
Ague, Swamp Fever, Intermittent Fever,
and Chills and Fever-in a word, Muldridl
Quake, the one sure preventive and cure,
positive in its results and speedy in its ac-
ton, is Simmons Liver Regulator, purely
vegetable preparation, prepared by j. u.
Zeilin & Co., Of Philadelphia. 1t strikes
at the seat of the disease by regulating the
Liver. 1t produces a healthy, vigorous con-
dition of the body in place of the general
debility which accompanies Malarial Fevers.
A cloud of witne sses, numbering the best
and noblest Of the land, will attest the truth
of this assertion.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
The Old-Time Virginia Cook.

Aunt Lyddy, a true type of the old
time Virginia cook, was not tempted
when freedom came to desert her for
mer masters home, and she takes great
pride in teaching the younger members
of the family the secrets of her art. She
is noted for the delicacy of her pre-
serves, and recently, when putting mp
strawberries, expatiated in the follow
ing manner to one of the daughters,
who was anxious to learn: See here,
honey; it jest takes huff sugar on de
ripe, clean, dry berries to resolve 'em,
and den We mus set 'em on a quiet like
kind O. fire an let 'em STAN long huff
jes to d aw de agger outen 'em: den
huff 'em cool quite like fore We puts 'em
up in de glasses. - Net0 York Com
nlercidl IdUertiSer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
TyneMriters In the Big Hotels.

tell you people nowadays are slow
to take hold of any new enterprise.
About year ago / started branch of
fees of my shorthand and typewriting
business in the principal hotels in this
city. / engaged the most expert lady
stenographers and typewriters l could
find, but at first the guests did not seem
to catch on" as to what it was. Some
thought it belonged to the hotel office
for the managers private correspond
ence; others thought it was a new way
of sending telegraph messages, while
some people actually thought it was a
fortune-telling machine, and some of
the questions put to my stenographers
were very amusing. However, after a
month or two the hotel guests seemed
to find out what the young lady was
there for, and now am doing n large
business. Why, often 1 have to put
two and sometimes three operators in
each hotel, and it is no uncommon
thing for the hotel managers to receive
kilograms from parties travelling to-
ward this city engaging stenographers
to be there ready to do their CORE
spondence directly they arrive.-St
Louis Globe Democrat.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
President LincOln's Substitute In the
War.

president Lincoln had substitute
in the war;" said Mr.. Noble ID. Larner,
while talking over old times in Wash
ington, and he was credited to the Third
Ward of this city 1t was in the winter
of 1S64-'65, that General Fry, then
provost marshal here, sent for me and
told me that the President wanted a
substitute to go to the war for him. At
that time l was connected with the
Third Ward Draft Club, the pr ncipal
object of which was to secure snbsti-
tutes for members who might be draft
ed. There lived in our ward son of
q clergyman who bore the usual reputa-
ton given to ministers SONS, and he
was naturally "a ne'er do WELL TIL s
fellow was desired to represent the
President, and check from the White
House for $500, payable at Riggs
Bank, was the consideration. Nothing
was ever heard of the young man after
ward, but it was generally believed that
he was killed during the Wilderness
campaign. Our draft club gave q con-
cert for the benefit of their fund at
Ford's Opera House on Tenth street
the evening that the President received
his exemption paper, which 1 remem-
Der was inclosed in a gilt frame and
exhibited from the stage during the
performance. Although 1 had served
three months in the army and 1 was
honorably discharged, ] was drafted.
and had to look out for substit tie,
too. He was q raw-boned, gigantic
specimen of an Irishman, and i kept
track of him for some time after he
joined the army. One day after the
war closed, thought would look up
my mans record, and upOn inquiring
at the War Department concerning him
/ found the word deserted marked OPP
posite his anne. - Washt1Qton Critic.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Knowing Who to Kick.

The late Colonel McClung, of Mis-
sissippi, once got into dispute in the
Office of the Prentiss House, at Nicks-
burg, with q rowdy, when, to end the
matter without further delay. he took
the rowdy by the "nape of the neck, :"
led him to the door, and kicked him
into the street. The kickee picked
himself up, walked away, and there
the matter ended. Some weeks after
ward McClung was in New Orleans,
and, when walking up st. Charles
street, saw the fellow he had kicked
out of the Prentiss House kicking q
third party out of drinking aloon.
McClung walked up to his old ac-
quaintance, once kickee, but now the
kicker, and, scanning him closely,
said: Look here, my fine fellow, are
you not the man / kicked out of the
Prentiss House the other day?" Soft
ly, softly, Colonel" replied the rowdy,
taking McClung by the arm, don't
mention tim the man-but but
you and / know who to kick. "-NetC
Orleans PicdulL1te.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
An Obstacle to PHYSICAL Well Being.

Physicians rightly characterize constipation
az an obstinate impediment TO the welfare Of
the body. The performance of thermore impor-
tant functions. such as digestion, hillary score
ton. and active circulation OF the blood, are
interrupted by IL in greater or less degree. as
the development of the complaint is incipient
or mature. Not nc once OF course, but with
reasonable promptitude, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters will remove every SYM tom 10 which it
gives rise, well all minor maladies that
spring from 10, among them indigestion and
chronic biliousness. From drenching cathartics
IL IL vain To hope for permanent benefit, and
there are few purgatives that are not violent and
profuse in their operation. Blue pill and calo-
mel are designed TO act upon tho liver only, and
taken frc quently are perncious 20 health. The
Bitters produces relaxation Of the bowels with
out pain, and removal of their regularity It
also conquers 70 or and agus, rheumatism,
neuralgia, and inactivity OF the kidneys.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
WHY VIII You Die?

sCOvILIE'S SARSAPARILLA, OR BLOOD
AND LIVER SYRUP for the cure of Scrofu-
lous faint, Rheumatism, White Swelling, Gout,
Goitre, Consumption, Bronchitis, Nervous De-
bility, Malaria, and all diseases arising from
an impure condition of the blood. Certificates
can DO presented from many leading physi-
clans, ministers, and heads Of families through
out the land, indorsing SCOVIILS BLOOD
AND LIVER SYRUP. We are constantly in
receipt of certificates of cures from the most
reliable sources, and we recommend il as the
best known remedy for the cure of the above
1icoasaa
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
A Terrible Revenge.

~Yes," said the country editor, =
made the mistake of my life when
pitched into the playing of our local
brass nd"
~Why?' asked our friend. do they
play any better than you said they
did2"
"Any betterl" exclaimed the editor.
Good Lord / didn't tell half the
misery they cause. No, the musical
end of my criticism was all right, but
it was impolitic, impolitic, sir. They
got a cruel revenge on me-
Revenge? How SO? What did they
do2"
~Co2" repeated the editor, with an
agonized, hunted look in his eyes.
do? They serenaded me. Sooner
DtHe Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
There Shall BE No Alps.

When Napoleon talked OF invading Italy
one OF his officers said: @But sire, remember
the Alps" To an ordinary man these would
have seemed SIMPLY insurmountable, but Ma
poleon responded eagerly: There shall be no
Alps" So the famous Simplon pass was made.
Disease, like mountain, stands in the way of
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" might be
healed, and 80 the mountain would disappear.
1t is specific for all blood, chronic lung and
liver diseases, such as consumption (Which is
scrofula of the lungsl, pimples, blotches,
eruptions, tumors, swcllings, fevcr-sores, and
kindred complaints
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Encouraging to n Borrower.

Brown-You ask me to lend you five
dollars. Why don't You go across the
street to the bank and ask them to lend
it to you? Lending money is their
business.
Jones-But they don't know me.
Brown-All the more chance Of your
getting it, then.
Jones-Why?
Brown-Because no one who did
know you would lend you nickel.
Jones (disdainfully)-Ohl
Brown-You may oh others but you
cannot owe me.-TerdS SUtings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
The ri ght Man Found.

Cowboy-"Hain't yer got no job fer
q Teller like me?"
Dakota Editor-"What kind of a
job?"
Anything. Ina not particular, 80
it amt punchin' COWS. I'm tired OF
that
"Can you handle man of your size 2"
~Yes, an twice that"
dead shot, suppose?"
Every time"
"Take that desk there by the door. {"
Bully fer you. What'il 1 call my
self when strangers Gomez"
@The Responsible Editor. Omaha
Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage, expressage, and % carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite
Grand Central Depot
6l3 rooms, fitted up at cost Of one million
dollars, 81 and upwards per day, European
plan. Elevator Restaurant supplied with the
best Horse cars, stages, and elevated rail
road 10 all depots. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at
any other first class hotel in the city
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Won Can Learn How To Get Rich

BY sending your address TO Hallott & Co,
Portland Maine; they will send you full in
formation about work that you can do and
live at home, wherever you are located. WORK
adapted to all ages and both sexes. So to So
day and upwards easily earned Some have
earned over $50 in day. All succeed grandly.
AL is new. You are started free. Capital not
required Delay not All of the above will
be proved to you, and you will find yourself
on the roal to O handsome fortune with q
large and absolutely sure income from the
vary start
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Grand California Excurs,on..

The Chicago, Rock Island h Pacific Railway
announces three gran first-cass excursions
to the Pacific Coast leaving Chicago Nov 9th
Nov 10th, and Dec 9Th, at extremely low
rates For additional information, tickets
sleeping car accommodations, etc, apply tc
nearest ticket agent, or address T. A. HoL
BROOK. G. 4. & p A, G, Il L 4 p. Ry, Chi
capo I'll
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
t" Michael StrOgOT."

Mr.. G. G. Staley, while playing the lead
ing part in Michael Strogoff," at Oakland.
CAL, became so hoarse from severe cold
that he despaired of being able to continue
his part. Two bottles of Red Star Cough
Cure entirely cured him. Does not nauseate.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

THOSE complaining Of Sore Throat or
Hoarseness should use Browns BRONCHIAL
1RocHBs. The effect is extraordinary, par
ticularly when used by singers and speakers
for clearing the voice.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
Herald

A CURIOUS export of New Zealand is
q peculiar fungus which grows on the
trees in some sections, and which is
sold only in China, where the demand
is rapidly increasing It's uses do not
seem to be we'll understood, but En-
glish officials have reported that it is
employed as q blood-purifying medi-
cine, as food in soups, and as a dye.
THERE are fifteen men under the age
OF 80 years in Portland, Oregon, who
are worth over $1,000, 600 each.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

PURE Cod Liver Oil made from selected
livers on tho sea-shore by Caswel, Hazard q
Co, New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken 1t pre-
fer it 10 all others Physicians have dec ded
IL superior TO any of the other oils in market
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

WIDE awake or hours every night, cough
ing.--Get Immediate relief and sound rest by
using Rough on Coughs Troches, 10 cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

-RoUoH on Rats" clears oct rats. mice. 80.
Rough on Corns'-hard or soft corns. l5c.
Rough on Toothache' Instant relief. 15o
Rough on Dentist" Tooth Powder, loo.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

DR. PIEncE's @Favorite Prescription" ia
everywhere acknowledged 10 be the st andard
remedy for female complaints and weaknesses.
Ii is sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

Little things may help man to rise--a bent
pin in an easy chair. for instance DR. Pierc5s
ePleasant Purgatve Pellets" are small things,
pleasant to take, and they cure sick headaches,
relieve torpid hvers, and do wonders. Being
purely vegetable they cannot harm any one
ALI druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

JOHNNY says he is his mothers canoe,
and she is always able to paddle it.-Mer-
chant 4'rdUellef.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

THE watch dog is not dentist, but he
does a great business in inserting teeth.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

APPEARANCES are deceiving in this world.
The incest man you ever met was bunce-
steerer.-Lite.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
LIFE PREsERYER

THE mothers favorite cough medicine for
the children and adults is Rough on Coughs
Troches, loo. Liquid, 2hc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

THE phrase, "in due time" probably
means the first OF the month, for that is
when the bills come in---Tid- Bits.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
"BUCHU-PAIBA."
.RupGH ON BILE" PILLS.

Quick, complete cure. all annoying kidney
bladder, and urinary diseases. VI. At druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

ANY dentist can extract teeth without
pain. 1t is the customer who has 10
pay.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

ANY one who is quick Mt repartee must
have great response ability.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

IT would be q cold day for Ireland If she
should lose her Ulster.-BOston Courier.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

A SUPERIOR hair dressing Always safe and
beneficial to use. Halls Hair Remover.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

THE dangers Of Group may be averted by
using Ayers Cherry PectoraL
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

Ask for Rough on Dirt A perfect washing
powder found at last A harmless, extra fine,
A article, pure and clean sweetens, freshens,
and whitens without tho sltghtes st in
Jury to finest fabrics. Unequaled for fine linens
and LAGOS, general household, kitchen, and laun-
dry use. softens wster; saves labor md soap.
&c, 10c. sc. At druggists or grocers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11
..KOUCH ON DIRT"

Small granules, small dose, big results. pleas
ant in operation, don't disturb the stomach. 25c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

RELIEr is immediate and a cure sure.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. 30 cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

II you are losing your grip ON life, try Wells
Health Renewer.' Goes direct TO weak spots.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-11-11

THE small boy who plays circus with the
"trick- goat" in his back yard should see
that the st. Jacobs Oil bottle is not empty.
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1886-03-27
NEW ARRANGEMENTS.
STRANGERS HOTEL.

Mr.. Thomas Alberti informs his friends
nd the travelling public that he has made
acme new arrangements which will enable
him satisfy all those who will honor him
with their custom
Meals furnished at all hours Of the day
Breakfast at 10 o'clock A. NJ. and Dinner
It clock p. NJ.
Commodlous and we'll furnished rooms.
MODERATE PRICES.