Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-10


from one Of the departments at Washington
The her day, on account of impairment con
duct II she wants TO he treated as 2entle-
man she should behave AZ such Cslcdgo Led
yer.
The RED-HAIREB GIRL
We know that hCr nature IS fiery,
We anow that her temper Is quick,
But wnen she's in love sue's IN earnest,
And loves like a thousand Of brick"
st. LOHia 6L36s- Democrat.
THE ICE CROP is now becoming a serious
question, and dealers are beg nuIng 10 say
tuat If there isn't re,t-h0J cold wave comes
tearing along soon to fix things p as nard
ana G ear as dollar d. m 1nds next summer
VIII witness men paying Tor lJ-ccut Jumps Of
zee % put 10 scent schUoners.- Fd0 Ricer
Herdld.
THERE is a story told OF Bishop Marjorie.
He WAS 5ittlng next a Yankee navy captain,
who ~ald TO him:
you nave in your province two rl7a Bish-
ops, c. aud another fellow, to which OF
Them do GU IncllueE'
II an he other fellow said Bishop Ma
croric.-Ihe Lt5.ag Church.
A COUPLE Of Kentuckians fought bloody
ducl AZ short range, Monday, WIZ nurs ng
bottles. As the bottles were led with
whisky, they toed the mark brayely and fired
the contents Of their weapons into each other
for two hours. Both were carried home on
sire cher. but It Is believed that they viii
recover. ~ e1oHtan Independents
SCoTcHMA WhaUn y'hae?"
Freucnman-''I viii take drop of contra
die lou"
scotchman-"what's that9n
Freuchman-"Nell, you put IN de whisky to
make 1t strong, de waoer 10 make 1t weak, de
lemon o. AXE T. sour, amt De sugar TO make
II sweet. Den you say Here's To you! and
you take IL Esrcurg OHt1sibas.
HELLO. JOHN. Do you go to Sunday
sci. Ol:' asked an OAKLAND gentle man, as he
met Chinaman one sunday morning.
Me 20 alice time sunday school"
"Do YOU like IT."
"Alee same you. NJ G got good teachee; me
washee for he. siea,e t skirt. steaIee stock
insa; she no sahee. sunday school scholar
no steale3; sabee!-StocksoH Naodrich.
FIRST NEW Y0RAER-'T an utterly dis
coTra.ged' jim, and Pm going to commit sui
Second New Yorker-"You won't shoot
yourself, l hope"
"0o no: know surer way than that"
"i't 60 to work a. Iaborer on the new
aqueducU. "-PittsbHy0 Chyoatcle- telegraph.
THE JUDGE ANDrsE THEA Thief having
been tried and found guilty on certain
charge, crlel ont that Great Injustice had
been done MIN. lie sa " among The Jurors
man whose Reputation for Honesty had more
than once ben Questioned THAT may ne
true calmly replied the Judge, land will
sentence YOU only on the Opinion Of the other
Eleven. | VIII Ve You Four Years q hard
Boy for calling you names when all Men are
convinced that you are RascAi.-De.rOH free
Press.
NEW YORKER-Oh, yes. we are getting along
rapidly with the Grant fluid. We've already
raise Over So 90 ..
$50 muchs thought it was only a little
more than 0.G0G."
"Wel, YOU see, we raised $500 coo by reduc-
NJ he cost OF the monument from Sl,000,0o0
to $500. n0J.n
"uo you think YOU will eventually raise
enough TO build The monument
''Ol course we will. Wen raise il if we
have to reduce the monument to $4,000
one. '-Cbiclgo fe1cs.
TIE HIAwATHA INDIAN Policy
Give the IudlHn to the army,
Give the red man TO the soldier.
Then shut OF his fire water:
Tell MIN that the barruomis nowhere
Tell MIN that ne must hoe potatoes,
Put Ia wheat. anu be sWineheru;
Teach hls maldens buttarm1kinG,
Pie COnstrUc ION. rOllcr-.l ating;
How 10 we.r a new all bonnet;
How 90 dor the gorgeous sealskln:
Tel MIN that If he'd dude be
He must have a cane and NOW some;
Tel hmm that the daily papers
He must read that he may know more
More "A OF his wife's dear mother;
More abott politics, ana so forth.
Thus the Indian, thus the red man
shall become a noble pale face.
-LOuisr he Com ier,Toura1L.