New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-14

THE TALh or THE d. Y.

The Galresion Nccs thinks that Texas needs grass
Governor Well throw aside the old political hacks ana
take up nice, fresh young blade, like Tom Ochiltree,
and be happy for ever afterward.
Denver Co ia beginning to feel it oats like the other
cities the land. and TALKS Of establishing permanent
exposition. Don't do It, Denver. Look at Ncw-Orleans
and be wise.
This engraving is worth the price OF the book alone.
SIR"
'Oh, is it, eh What does it representa-"
" It shows how boiler looks after 1t has exploded
"NOnsense. man! What Is there practical aDOnt thst
Get up picture showing how boiler looks about aD
hour and half before It Is going TO explode ana yon
can sell copy TO every engineer Ia the country -
philadelphia Call.
Mrs. NJ. B. Woodwork, "the Paroxysmal Evangelist
Of the Wabash" Is aborng with tho tough sinners or
Cleveland. She claims to be preaching regular unadui-
terated Holy Ghost rcl zion Of extra power Her method
appears be to drive the into hts and then 10
drive them of f'r religion. Her husband chews
tobacco and hs wife her evangellstc laDors
DI>ILLUsION.
"Oh, my love has cheeks as red
So The luy"r cries. msled,
For the idea that his stint
Ever knew the use 0f paiut
Never came INTO his mead,
lsuppose.
"Alabaster Is her throat"
Hear him talkl
Has he never CHANGED to note
How his darling family blnshed.
A. wi'h dainty hand she brushed
From the idiibi OF Els PDaI
Powdered chaki
"And her form is just divine"
What lOOl!
Come. fond youth. to me incline,
And I'll whisper in thine ear
Softly 50 that none can hear
The whole secret opine-
Cottonwood!
"But her wealth of golden hair
Ripping down.!
All save you arr well aware
That the hair within whose mesh
She has caught a lover fresh
with her gown.
See her flirting now. close pressed
In the waltz.
Come. forget herl That IL best
Trust /. too loved her once,
Aud learned at last. fond Ounce,
That her hearts like all the rest
-fsomerville Journal.
This is the way IN which a Western paper gives the
news: "In the solierino mine. Nevadaville. Col.
loose rock Knocked A. Warren out OF the bucket
Of Jaw bone was found at the 12OO foot level and
piece OF skull and the 300 foot level These
comprised his recoverable effects"
"Ah. Old fellow. I'm glad to sec YOU" said gentle
man 10 rieLd who Is god IN tho patent medicine
business THAT BuniOn cough cure OF yours Is great
Yes. It's selling we'll"
You put il up in good shape. That yellow label is
e don't usc any yellow labels"
We'll. II cured ne. anyhow
ware Of Observation-Disclosures Post
The Rev waldo Messaro-. OF Philadelphia. has been
acquitted We can't make out just what no accused
o. bat the two principal indictments appeared to bs
that he hal rred aud fedthercd and that he
was IN freshman After exploding the tar aud feather
uyth. Mr.. Mossaros showed that he was a genuine
Greek from Grcekve. Greek County, Greece. and the
CONGREGATION were affected that they at once raised
his salary. And yet people 20 OH asking What's in -
name -
At the editorial convention shortly TO be held In Gin
,uun one journalists Will Iead paper entitled
Plea for More Poetry In Newspapers" IL will be
the funniest production OF the year. unless somebody
AN begging for more communications from
Vcrltas Taxpayer cullen. Justice and the rest OF that
choice coterlc.-[ Minneapolis Tribune.