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The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-08-05
MOTTO be OutdO1Ic.

The colorcd population OF Barnwcll
County DO not propose to be ouldonc Dy
the white folks in any thing. rs the ioi,
lowing from the Barnwcll People Will
show. No doubt the colorcd woman
took her cue from Miss Connclly:
.tThcrc was some excitement at St
Paurs church, colorcd, Red Oak town
slip, Sunday. While Eev. ;!or'l"n
Whitaker WAS preaching the luncra!
sermon Of uncle Johnnie Harley. an old
colorcI man. who died month NJ 50
AGO. Ed!c German entered the church,
with hatred in her heart. murder III hrr
eye and Il pistol in her hand. and hcga'l
ln hI1,i aun,l;cr rolorcl woman, Fannie
-. her purpose being to Kill her. hc-
fore any harm was done Edlc German 5
hrothtr Knocked her down with 4 board,
placed her i'll II WAGON and hauled hci
away. parson Whitaker continued inc
services and tool; up his inIarlahlc ""l'
lcrtinu.n
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The Grand Division Sons of Temperance.
This body assembled at Columbia
last week. all the grand officers being
in their places. After the transaction
Of matters pertaining to the private
business of the order, IN election OF
officers for the ensuing term was held,
resulting as follows: {. i. Il. Dray-
ton. Aiken, G.. w. p; John Alexander.
Columbia, G. W. A.: +. 5. DlbDlc,
Oraugeburs, &. S.; i. p. Smith, Ander-
son. &. T.; {. d. Stanley, Columbia, L.
Chaplain; NJ. r. Dunlap, llonca Path'
G.. Conductor; benjamin Busbec, Green
vile, e.. Sentinel. Anderson was Sc
lcctcd as the place of the next annual
session of the Grand Division. to be
held OIL the fourth Wednesday III July,
1887. \ resolution was adopcd which
contcmplates arrangements for putting
an experienced organizer III the field tor
the advancement Of the order in this
State. At the session Thursday night
the grand officers elected at the morn
in" session were installed i'll the pre-
scncc of Il number Of visiting members
of subordinate Divisions, alter which
there was general interchange "l
sentiment in short speeches oi an en-
co,lrarnr and cditying nature. ana inc
session was closed ut about II O'Clock.
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.LYNcHERS AFTER A BRIDEGROOM
Shocking Account of the Marriage of q
Old Man to Il Seyen-Year-Old Child.

Shocking Account OIL the MarriaSc vi d
Old Man to IA Seven-Year-Old Child.
Ss.f dispatch from Greeensburg. Ky,
gives the following account of a most
remarkable marriage in that State re-
Gently: The child bride was brought to
town last night and lodged at Toomey's
H0tel. This morning she was taken
before the grand jury. Before that body
she appeared abashed, never having
faced SO many men before. Her tcsti-
mony was not of any Importance, and
her answers were altogether childish.
Deputy Coroner Benton was sent for
her, and found her in Hart County, near
Cennier, where she had been taken by
.oldSinan Bishop. The old scoundrel
sri;s1 .,ns=sied 3her;could not be found, but
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fingers.
No attempt has been made to arrest
those implicated in the affair. but an
Investigation by the Coroner and Sheriff
of Tattnall County will probably be
hnuln tomorrow.
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.ad Jury had tic .c-

5 bV physicians and they found that; sne
had been undoubtedly tampered with.
TO the doctors the child admitted the
attempted approaches of Bishop. These
.sickening details cannot be given. Sui
flee it TO say that Bishop. man seventy
years of age married under false preten-
ses this child, known to be only seven
wears, four months and fifteen days DID,,
for the most iiendish purposes. Retta
Boston, or Bishop, as she calls herself.
is slight built, small for her age. with
dark eyes. intellectually, she is very
bright. She is forty-liyc inches in height.
Intense excitement was created when
the facts in the case were learned, and
had Bishop been in reach no doubt he
would have been speedily hung. None
of his acquaintance or friends can offer
any palliating circumstances for his
strange freak. Not even insanity OF
second childhood is entertained. y ru-
NOR reached here to-day that crowd
from the Russell Creek country was on
old Bishops track, and if overtakcn his
trial will be very speedy. An Indictment
has been issued against HIM. David
Judd. the old preacher who solcmnlzcd
the rites of matrimony, was brought in
on Il bench warrant tonight, and will
testify before the grand jury tomorrow
He is very old man, and very feeble
He says. he married them according to
law. except filing up the marriage
certificate. lie will be indicted for mar
rying a girl under lawful age. The limit
of the law Is twelve months i'll jail an(
81 900 fine in such cases. An attempt
will be made to place the unfortunate
little girl in an orphan asylum. Benton
found tho record Of her birth, and hel
age. as giving above. is entirely correct
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EATING HUMAN BODIES.
Terrible Tales of Suffering in Labrador
Twenty Bodies Eaten.

Twenty
Boston, July 30.-A st. Johns, N,
+. special to the Advertiser says: Her.
gcnatis Ter. one one Of the EsqumauX
who arrived here on the Nancy Barrett
from Okkok. Labrador. says that out of
the population Of that settlement of l3O,
not soul remains. Early in March
the food gave out. every drop of oil and
every bit Of seal skin was utilized, and
at rare intervals a bear was killed, but
finally the supplies were quite exhausted.
On June 5 they had eaten nothing for
.7-7==a7Yyrs1-and goaded by hunger they
5wp 5Rp ffltfa lfiffyp fiaffypaass pias of several whites
by the cold. When one of, SncTr =0T'H
party died the body wascut open, the
entrails taken out and the remainder
was frozen up Tor use. From this food
terrible dysentcry set in among tie sur
viyors. and on July | there were but
sixteen persons left alive. the bodies OF
over twenty having been eaten. The
sixteen survivors skirtcd down the coast
in slcdrc drawn by four dogs. the only
living creaturcrs left them, their ponies
being sacrificed to appeasc their hunger
lone before. When about "a miles from
Cape Mugford a heavy snow storm set
in. While the party were cndcavoring TO
find their way they were attacked by
white bears to the number OF twenty
five or thirty which killed all OF the par
ty but two, the survivors being among
the number at Cape Mugford.
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u. p. CnuRcn. - Preaching sabbath,
morning aud evening by Rev. I. q. lr-
vine, ID. D. Sabbath school at 1850 ?. n
Prayer meeting every Wednesday, evening
FvANurLrcAL CHURCH. Preaching on Sab
bath &C 1890 A. M., and r. a. sabbath
School ll.4a. Prayer meeting every We'd
nesday evening 1850. >. y. Davis, pastor.
An are invited.
CoNeRi.oAalONALC Gnu Rch. --ServiceseveI
sabbath morning and evening. sabbath
school a. 1916. Prayer meeting on
Thursday evening of each week.
N. E. CnuRoh, SOUTH. Preaching every
Sabbath morning at IL o'clock A. a. Sab
bath School AZ 10 o'clock a. AZ. frayes
meeting every Thursday evening at 1;SV
o'clock. 4, M. Culp, Pastor.
NJ. R. CauRcH Sourn, TANGENT. Preaeh'
lnR every Sabbath At $3.50 o'olock,r. ~. sab
bath school az $3.50 o'cl0ck,r n. n. NJ. Cup
Pastor
IA. E.CHuRcH. Preaching every Sabbath
morning and evening. Song service n
the evening before sermon. sabbath Schoo
at 2,3O r. N. Prayer meeting every Ihnrs
day evening". Rev. III. 4. Webb pastor.
PREsBYrGRIAN CHURCH. Service ever,
Sabbath morning and evening in Churcl
cor. Broadalbin and Fifth Sts. Sunday Schoo
Immediately after the merning service
Prayer meeting every Wednesday evening
Rev Il Pritohard, pastor.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH. Preaching ever,
Sabbath &C II o'clock a. m. at Church on 5tl
Street. Sabbath School Immediately Rftel
morning services. Prayer meeting cry
Thursday evening at 7;S0 o'clock. I Z
6rownscn, pastor
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A London boiler maker hiss new
patent boiler which Il specially de-
signed 20 utlllzs hydrocarbons with
or without the combustion Of cnal.
The boiler IL vertical and cylln irlcal,
tue lever containI pg the FIRE box fire
door and uptake, and the upper parI
or combustion chamber containing =
curved tubs near the centre, with side
spaces 10 allow man 10 pass down
10 clean or rrpsir when necessary
The IRE box IL constructed Ia the or,
dlnary way, snly much shorter, and
Is suitable for either coal, coke. wooe
or oil as fuel.
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Tho Irr Of arctic region, according
20 Major G.eely, does not uanAil, foIu
to greater thickness than five feet ,bu,
IN Ba fiiL's Bay, the Greenland Sea and
parts Of the Arctic Ocean thicker mass.
es are produced by the jamming togeth-
or Of foes, which sre Tins piled up and
bee me ftozen toee,he.. The lee of the
Polar Sea IL If almost inconceivable
roughress, and il is douhted whAther
any ea pIorsr has over seen 800 square
yards of it that is level.
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POPULAR scEEscE.

London engineers say that, ~ mat
ter Of theory, IL Is possible TO make
steamers TO run forty knots an hour
and cross the Atlantic in three days.
But the vessel could only carry passen-
gers.
The tbicltrsss Of the sarth's crust Is
believed BY M. Faye, the French geolo-
gist, 10 be greater under oceans than
beneath continents, because The eartb's
heat has always radiated more freely
there.
Experiments in Austrian garriaons 8
proYe that where the floors OF barracks
are painted with tar the collection Of
dust in cracks Is prevented, and there
Is consequent elimination 10 irritative
diseases Of the eye. Thers Is also .
great diminntion Of parasites.
II appears that wool, perfectly clean
and dry, contains about fys per cent
Of sulphur, and that nine-2ound
fleece Of wool contains about seven
ounces Of potash, about six Of which
can be recovered By thoroughly wash.
Ing the wool aud svaporating the wash
water.
Tho peculiar varnish like lustre Of
4
the petals Of The buttercnp is attrihut-
ed by Dr.. Mohins, who has rseentIy
besa investigating IL, to . highly rs-
frae.iye yellow oil existing in the cpl.
dsrmal cells, increased oy the fact that
the layer Of cells Of the msgoph,l is
denssly hIled with minute starch grains.
| To polish plato.glass and rsmose
sight scratches, rub the su.face gsntly,
frat with clsan pad Of shite cotton
WOO, and afterwsId with similar pad
covered over sith Gotten velvet which
has been charged with Gne rouge. The
sutfaee will under this treatment ac-
Iquire polish Of great brlliisney, quite
free from any scratches.
German engineers have succeeded in
Diminishing the swa, ing oi loc ,uo.iser,
and with II The wear of The re.l driver
danges, By making the tender coupling
more oI less rigid laterally ,and, indeed,
feur-whselsd locomotives have been
used on some roads for Inc engines by
having heavy shoot bolts on each side
entering sockets on the tender, Ia this
way preventing either vertical or hori.
zontal swaying.
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KmnxExT agx

that have endorsed Simmons Liver
Regulator after personal use
Hon. AlexaEder Il. Stephens.
John w. BsckwIth, Bishop oi
Georgia.
General Jno. d. Gordon, ex-U. 8.
Senator.
Hon. Ino. Gin Shorter, ,ex-Govsrn.
Or OF Alabama.
Rev. David Wlil-,D D., President
oglsthsrpe College.
Bishop Pisres, OF NJ. +. Church
Euth.
Judge Jas. Jackson, Sup RENE Court,
Georgia.
We could Elll volume with the
highest testimonials
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Landrath Winter Wheat.
@. FARLow,
Administrators.

sowed 4 lbs in fall Of 80. While other
wheat was frozen out this was not affected.
It is not surpassed by any variety in hardi-
ness, vigor Of growth, stiffness and length Of
straw, freedom from rust, prcdnctiveness
and milling quality. The grain is large,
plump, light amber in color and hard. yield
ing the finest -four. Ripeus two or three
sale for seed wheat for ST 25 bushel. ! Of
Eastern price. 25c. q quart BY mail. post
paid Parties wishing to see the wheat
growing can do so by calling At my place l
mile z Of Tangent.
A. L. BR1DGEFARMER,
Tangent, Or.
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CITATION.

Laate Comfy Court ofthe State Of Oregon Jor
Linn County.
In the matter of the estate Of John w
Fronk, deceased.
II tie name Of the State Of Oregon.
To J d Fronk, the Administrator Of the
estate Of John w Fronk, deceased. You are
hereby notified that petition has been filed
IN the above entitled cause with the above
entitled Court asking that yon be removed
from the Administration Of said estate. You
arc hereby notified and required TO appear
and answer said petition aud show cause If
any exist why you should not be removed
from your said trust as Administrator OF said
estate, which saidpetition by or,ler Of the
Court is set for hearing on the ID day OF
August, 1856, at the hour OF one o'clock, D.
rn., OF said day. You are hereby required to
appear at said time and show cause If any
exist why you should not be removed from
your said trust
Given under my hand and seal this 30th
day of June, 1886.
Il. s. D. ANDREWS,
County Clerk.
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Administrators Notice.

NOTICES hereby given that the under
signed has this day been duly appointed by
the County Court, OF Linn county, Oregon,
Administrators de bonus nen Of the estate Of
o. r. Adams, deceased, late Of said Linn
county. All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified and required
to present the same properly verified within
six months from the date hereof TO the nn-
dersigned at his residence near Marion in
Marion county, Oregon.
Dated June 28th, 1886.
@. FARLow,
Administrator
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Il was common practice for The an
cient Romans TO recline at length while
reading, aAd even writing, the tablet
being paced against one knee. which
vas raised up as support Tor the pur.
pose.
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Tire memhcrs Of my family, say,
Mr.. James A. Sample, Cash Room,
Office Of the Treasurer, u. s., who
were suffering from aggravatins
coughs, have been mucn benefited by
taking Red Star Cough Cure. None
OF The III effects so noticeable In other
cough remedie have followed the
use OF this.
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Sherif's Sale.

IN me Cironit Cony1 effEe .Sfafe Of oregon
JOr Potk Comfy.
Lewis Kelso, Plaintiff.
vs..
John 81 Dove, b Q Dove, Il p DoYe and e
q Dove, Defendants.
mt 1TIcE IS hereby given that by virtuf
In Of an execution aud an order Of sale
Issued out Of the above named Court ia
the above entitled action and to me direct.
ed and delivered, will On Saturday the
18th day Of July. 1885, at the hour OF one
o'clock, D. m. Of said day at the Court
House door in the city Of Albany, Linn
County, Oregon at public auction for cash
in hand 10 the highest bidder sell the real
estate heretofore attached in said action
and described as follows, to.wit The
northeast quarter Of the northeast quarter
OF Section eleven ely Township No. ten
(lO) South Of Range No. four "a west Of
the Willamette meridian In Linn County,
Oregon. containing forty acres more or
less. The proceeds OF sale to be applied !:
First to the payment Of the costs or suit
taxed at S32.70 and the costs OF and upon
said writ. Second to the payment Of
plaintiffs claim to-wit;seven hundred and
twenty-five and 0l-I00 dollars with inter-
est at the rate Of per cent per annum
from the 18th day Of MAY, "A. ID. 1885.
Dated The 18th day Of June, 1886
j. X. CHARLToN,
Sheriff of Linn county, Oregon.
p0r JAs. J. CIEARIroNs Deputy.
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Notice for Publication
LAND OrnIcE AT OREGON Cry, Or. !
June Oath, 1886. {

june Z4Lh, 1856.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof 10 support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver of u. s. Land Office
at Oregon City, on Tuesday, Aug. 10th, 1885,
viz Oscar Dake, Homestead Entry No.
1886 for the N L II of Sec q Up. 0SR2E.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cnltiya.
tion Of, said land, viz Beniamine Kinsey,
Joseph Cox, John M. Barhan aud James
Giat all Of Mehama, Marion county, Ore
gop.
w 4. BuRNEx,
Register
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In avery land and climate the mcr-
Is 81 jacobs Oh as the only con
qneror Of pain arr be acknowl-
edged BY the press and people
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go GENTS
WILL BUY A BOTTLE OF THE
BEST COUGH CURE

that the world bal
yer produced,
DR.. uenIey's Co1gi
Cure has not an equal OI
81. laee u the globe.
challenge the world fol
81, zoo 70 produce anJ
i 20 N preparation, now
|0n tue ni4Fkey 10 beat II
In prOmptness Ia curing 8
Cough OF Cold.
Mothers take the ad,
vice Of an old pioneer Of
|37 years on TIE COast
F'DOn't run the risk ol
your own life or your
;DIldren's on sugar and
water, II has sent btiOu-
sands 10 their long homes.
You Will find more vir-
nc in one II these small
bottles than In q pint Of
common cough mixtures.
There Is one thing very
|true, IL you don't XII the
cough the cough is sure
10 kill you.
sBesuFe 0ftIBe trade
lark 1ise = ate ON
ie bottle.
WHOLESALE A0Exrs,
a WOODWARD.
'JRTLAND, OREGON.
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DARN DOOR HANGISGs,

Are always breaking. unless You have
the kind sold by Peters e Stewart. Of Ale
bany. They ere made OF wrought iron
cannot Jump the track and will last a life
tune. Don't hang another barn door un-
til you have seen them.
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uARDwARE OF ALL KINDS.

Axes, mattocks, brush hooks, picks
shoYeis. spades. forks. grincstones, wheel.
harrows. wringeFs, ropes, and almost
everything Won want. can be had cneap
for caah ~ Peters a Stewart.
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IMPORTED GLENALD.
.As:E

Winner at the Centennial In 1876. I'm
ported into the United StaEes by James
Burns, lie was sired by the great Scotch
prize winner Johnny Capp. His dam wa
by the justly renowned GIenald. Import
ed Gienald stands ~ hands high and
weighs zlOO pounds. For style no horse
Of his size can excel him. Glcnaldis ehiel
OF the Clydes. Bone and feet not excelled
bv any other draft class.
Farmers shoald bear In mind that fine
large horses are in good demand and are
always saleable.
SEASON.
Albany, Friday aud Saturdays.
Maj. Bruce's farm, Mondays and Tues
days.
Corvallis, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Terms, $40, SO, $50,
Care taken TO prevent accidents but no
responsibility assumed. Good pasture vii
be furnished nj Corvallis for mares al .
distance. Owned by Il. Schiefietin, lng.e .es,
Oregon.
]. w. DUNN, Agent.
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Noiaee ~ the Eeaa e&eeNNeN IN AFtm kan g an2Oxkv
eating liquors. the vital fuid passing lInohseryed
the urine, and many other diseases that lead 10 in
anity ard death.
Dr. Mtntlc. who l. a Regular Physician.
Graduate az the University OF PennsyRyanfa
will agree 20 forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a
case ot this kind the Vital Restorative under his
special advice and tfeatmentl win not cure or for
anything impGre or injurious found IN Il. Dr Mfn.
tie treats all private diseases successfully Without
uierrury. Consultation Free Thorough examin.
alton and advice, including analysis of urine, S.
Freu o. Vital Restorative. sl.50 bottle, or four
times the qui nifty, 81 sent any address upon re-
eeirt of price. or Q secured from observation and
IN private name II desired hy Dr s1inafe Kearny
street san Franciseo, 0aI Send for list Of
questions and pamphlet
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE.
VIII be sent 20 any applying byte tier. stating
symptoms, sex and ago Strict secrecy in regard 10
al business transactions
Dr Mtntie's Kidney Remedy. Nephrcsfcum.
cures all kinds Of Kidney and Bladder Complaints
Gonoirheea, elect, Leucorrhoea, etc For sale by ali
druggists VI botse or six bottles for S.
er MiRsIe's DaRdclian Pills are the hest and
cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure IN the mark
G.. For sale By I'll druggists.
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Twin Foes to Life
A Thorough Puraatlve

medicine Il tho first necessity for cure.
Then the cathartle effect must be main-
tanned, IN u mild degree, Just sufficient
20 prevent % recurrence OF costivcness,
and az the saino time tho liver, kidneys
and stomach must be stimulated and
strengthened.
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TIE GREAI -ENGLISH REMEDY !

~ a NKykR RAfIsfS0 CURE
Tor Nervogls Debility, Sem
lnal Weakness, Exhausted
vitality, SpeSmator rhoe1
Lost Manhood, lnipo-
ltsncs Paralysis Prosfaforr-
hcsa, ana oil The terrible
feels II seli-sluse youth
ius folhtt and exeess In
maturer years, such as Loss
|pf Memory, Laaitude, Noe
|tural Emission, aversion 70
/ Laoeletf. ID rnnesa AZ Nisisn
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/. 4 zsilia & Co., PailadslphiI "a.
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1tte Circnf c0nyt efze Sfafeef Oregon
fOr Pok County.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-07-20
"a. w. abr
Eaatern Mtnndnrhr

Eastern standard IT,.
I'm and after "Wednesday
" 1886, Passenger trains x SF
Annapolis, daily, Except SUNDAY
lows:
LEAVE ANNAPOLIS
AT $40 a. M, and I2.O5nm
p. m. Arrive at Annapolis sts ~
and l.46 p. m. and 5 so D. m
SUNDAY TRAINS
Leave as follows: S.SOa m =,
p. m. Arrive at Annapolis !, ~ \.
m. and 6.2S p. m. :"
Through coaches are run IN N
above trains between Baltimo,s% y,
narolis. 's'
Through freight from Baltimo,.
Local Freight Trains leave An
Tuesdays and Fridays at 9.OOa :
Freight will be Transported atS,
est rates, and will be received 4 \
more for Shipment to Annapolis
IS 600 D. m.
p. M. j. WILSON BR0wy
President and
]. ID. BRowN. Gen. Ticket AT.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-07-20
HERE and THERE.

A wise cow knoweth her own
fodder.
Home rule Wipe your feet
before you come in.
smith-"If you were stung by
hornets, Jones, what would you
do firstg" Jones' How'll
When a miner has been eaten
by a grizzly the Western people
speak of him as being admitted
to the bar.
A bachelor editor, who had a
pretty unmarried sister, lately
wrote to one similar circum-
stanced, "Please exchange"
Tradesmen in Madagascar who
give short weight are sent to
prison for a year. In this coun-
try 60 to a watering place every
summer.
Coming home at two A. NJ,
he found his wife dressed in
deep black, and inquired the
reason. Mourning for my late
husband" she replied.
A land speculator, in describ-
ing a lake on an estate, says:
1t is SO clear and so deep that,
by looking into it, you can see
them gold digging in Australia. !"
An insane man invaded a Ten
nessee farmhouse the other day
and informed the mistress of the
place that he had a divine com
mission to clean house for her.
lie busted.
All the world has heard of
Bill Travers, the wit of Wall
street. He shutters terribly, but
the stammer embellishes, rather
than detracts, from his stories.
1t was Travers who silently
surveyed the Siamese Twins for
a quarter of an hour, and then
said: b-b-brothers, l p-p.p-
presumed
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