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The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

II is not necessary to mention names, but
there is certain Member of Congress who
is not the promptest pay in the world, and,
to make it worse, he is as pompous as he is
procrastinating. Once, when he was having
q sharp fight for the nomination, the party
paper, which was unfavorable to him, pub
lished charges against him Of such nature
that he felt compelled to call on the editor.
lie went to the Office, and the first man he
met was the man he was looking for,
"Here, sir" he said, without prelim-
inaries, 81 want an explanation, sir.n
"What about, Colonel" asked the editor
smiling in the very pleasantest manner.
"You have made charges against me
sir" stormed the Colonel, paving up the
splinters on the floor.
"Certainly we have responded the cd.
itor, more blaudly than ever
"Well, sir, why did you do II, sirY Why
did you do IT. l demand an explanation
sir. repeat, why was it doue, sirY"
"Because you wouldn't pay cash
Colonel," said the editor, laying a bill OF
the counter "We have you charged Will
three election announcements at IS each
and six years subscription at 81 per an
mum, In advauce-$21 in all, Colonel,n
The shock was so great that the Colone
forgot all about the other charges, aud hur
ried out Of the Office.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
THE TAYELowrR,s VICTORY.

The first race between the Galatea
and the May1ower was a very pretty
one and being won by the American
sloop in splendid style, after n hard
fight, was of course satisfactory. The
one thing wanting was a stiil breeze,
under which reefs In sails would have
been imperative and the water have
dashed over the Ice gunwales as the
vessels heeled to the wind.
AS 1t was, the race was a plain sail
ing one, with only fair breeze, that
tested both the windward and before.
the.wind qualities Of the two racers,
but did not demonstrate their full rela-
tive merits. 1t must be remembered
that 1t is in heavy weather that the
Galatea is at her best, while the May
flower has really never been tested in
laying up to q strong wind and u
heavy sea. But it must also be remem-
bered that upon just such conditions
the Genesta relied in her contest with
the Puritan. She was beaten by the
latter then as she had been before
when the sailing was easy. The Puri.
tan and the Mayhower are Of the same
class and the Galatea and the G1nesta
ire of the same class While admit.
ting that the Gulatca Is better boat
than the Genesta, 1t IS equally appar.
ent that the Mayilower is better than
the Puritan, and we can come 10 but
one conclusion as to where the home
of the America s Cup will be for au-
other year.
AS to the manner in which the yachts
were handled nothing seems left to be
desired. They were both managed
admirably, and the fear that there
would be bunglng on the Maynower
is dispelled, The seamanship dis
played was about equal, which means
that It was as near perfection rs posi-
blei yet, all things being equal, the
Mayaower crept up nearer into the
teeth OF the wind ana squared away
more easily and with a decided advan-
tage when the sheets were eased of
and they took the breeze astern. The
Mayfower is also quickerin stays whor
she goes about and comes up on the
other tack without losing a quarter OF
point. The Galateo, being not Sc
quick in stays, gathered more leeway
BEFORE she got the wind on the oppo
site tack. They are both fine vessels
fEut the Mayhower has thus far showr
herself the superior vessel of superior
type.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
JUDGE DRApLEv oN ANAEcHY.

On occasion Of the opening Of the
3 District and Circuit Courts, established
by recent act Of Congress at Scranton
Pa. Justice Bradley of the Supreme
Court presided, and took occasion, In
the remarks that he submitted, to In
weigh with much impressiyengss and
solemnity against tho danger Of An
archical and all other organizations
tending to subyera tine laws Upon
this point the sup gmo Beach is un
questionably unanimous When it
comes TO direct or indirect c1n.piracics
against the peace anil COOL order Of
human society there will be NO dissent
ing opinions as TO the necessity oul
wisdom Of their prompt sup. ress o.
Say the learned Justice.
What can courts or amy o,lg function OF
the jnverumeut do If society Itself +, un-
derp ned and disiutr2ritad, it voluntary
cablls whether named JacOhIa clubs or
Anarchist associations. are permitted %
PROSTATE the authority of government aud
law I'm the dust2 No man can answer tAIs
question. No man can look beyond the
curtain that hides from our view the soo1cs
which the earth would present if -uau turb-
uleut elements shp1ld prevail Fire
slaughter and destruction would ride
rampant over the world. Nothing but gu
iron despotism could restore peaee anl
despotism would Inevitably superveGo anl
a Republican Government would b3 lie
clared failure.
1t is evident from the tone of these
remarks that the convicted Anarchists
at Chicago, who hope to find some
Loop.hole of escape through the ulti-
mate Intervention of the Supreme
Court of the United States, have little
TO expect in the leaning Of that tribunal
towards clemency Unless there were
gross Irregularities in the trial of the
cases, which might necessitate by way
Of reparation certain rulings in favor
of the defendants, there will be moth
ing to gain by appeal, and it is very
doubtful If the Supreme Court is ever
called upon to consider any of the
points at law involved.
tits true that justice is not subserve l
by wrongful verdicts and that evasions
or misinterpretations of the law by a
court are as severely TO be deprecated
and intrinsically as pernicious, as if
committed by the humblest offender
much MOI so in fact-but it does not
appear that the exceptions taken by
the counsel for the Anarchists amount
TO more than ordinary technicalities.
There is no reason to believe that they
furnish the possibility of basis for
reversing the stern arbitramont which
presumably honest jury has decreeI.
All that can be offered in eXtenuation
of the otfenses passed upon is failure
through fanaticsm or ignorance to
comprehend the true magnitude of the
evil which they embody or Of the fatal
consequences 10 liberty and peace that
their successful accomplishment wouli
entail upon the country. How far tai
consideration may have weight In
determining the fate of the prisoners
remains TO be seen. In the presen
state of public sentiment the exercis
of the power of p lrlou or commutlti n
ould not be patiently tolerated,
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
hilnTInM SALES.
NTALUABLE PROPERTY IN TUE
' COT NTY or WASHINGTON, D. G., AT
PUBLIC SALE

Default having been made IN the payment
Of the two rromi.sory notes, secured by deed
of trust, duly recorded in Libor no. llS1, folio
2s5 ct seq one Of the Land Records of the
District Of Columbia, by direction Of the party
secured thereby, ! shall sell al public auction,
on the promises. on WEDNESDAY, TUE
18TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER, A. ID. 1880, At
O'CLOCK r. NJ, to the highest bidder, tho
following described real estate situate on
public road leading from Tennallytown TO
Conduit Road, In the County of Washington,
I'm tho District of Columbia known as "Frlcnd
ship" saint Phillip and Jacob and rosur.
yCy Of Jacob, containing twenty-five acres OF
land, and being more particularly described
IN deed from A. J. Pardon TO Emily Poole
dated March IL, 1876, ana recorded IN libor
az, folio 437, of the Land Records OF the Dis
tiict of Columbia, to which decd reference Is
hereby made.
Terms OF sale cash, 800 OF which shall be
paid to the auctionoer when tho property Is
knocked down. n tho terms of sale are not
complied with IN ten days after sale the
trustee reserves the right 20 resell the same al
the iisk and cost of defaulting purchaser.
JAMES A. MAIN, Trustee.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
Nor aLAp, NOR SAD.

You sang little song to-day,
n was not sad, II was not gay,
The very theme was nigh out,wOrn.
Two lovers met, as lovers may,
They had not mUi--siuco yesterd9y-
They must not meet again-tlil morn
And did they meet again, my DEAR
Did morning come and find them hgre,
TO see each others eyes again;
Alas, on that You are not clear,
For hearts will shift as winds will Yeer
and love can yeer like any yaue!
All no, think some sudden craze,
Some bitter spite befell their DAYS,
What was that plaintiye minor for:
No more together lie their ways
Remote, perhaps, the lover stray5,
Perhaps the lady comes no more!
80 strange the numbers sob and swell,
No, there's no guessing what befell;
II is the sweetest song you sing.
Not sad and yeti cannot tell
Not glad, and yet-'tis very we'll
Like Love, like Life, like anything!
II lMacmillan's Magazine.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
FOR SALE AND RENT.
DEAL ESTATE BULLETIN

THoS. e. WAGGAMAN, OH street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays
THREE-STORY BRICK AND FRAME
HOUSES FOR SALE
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

and New Yorl, SIM with plagiarism in
using q portion Of speech by Hon. j.
Il. Mckenzie of Kentucky as his own
Is preparing % doni u for publication in
The Cawal.J.WbDl Judge Durham
says he found the extract floating In
the newspapers credited TO nobody,
and, being struck with &c, ne cut 1t out
for his sorapbool, aud aCtcrward used
70 in his address with the proper quota
iion marks. He did not see the proof,
and when the speech reached him
printed, be aaw that the printers had
omitted ,he quotation marks, not only
iu Mat case, but In several others
through his speech lie thinks the
whole business Is q job put up by his
enemies.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
FOR SALE-FARNI,
HOUSES FOR RENT.

12th ST, bet W and Boundary. y.,.,,.." $50 90
X 81, bet ile and 9th 81 sW,,".''.'''''' W W
ii ST. bet lth and 9th n e.".,,,.'.,.,'''' "a w
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
FUn REMT...ROpMS.

Advertisements OF Tltyee Zines under ttis he
tpScIttd Mrt5 tlHtSS for 25 cents.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

In sums to suit at per cent.
The above Is only q small portion. OF prop
erty on my books. For full list call at ohice
for bulletins issued on list and 10Th.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
NOR sALE-The North Washington

Il Real Estate Company have large and
erty for sale, Offering rare chances for invest
ment Parties desiring TO purchase or having
land for sale in the north or northeast sec
tion OF the city will lind IL TO their advantage
Its whole attention and energy to the develop
ment OF that part OF the city. This company
has seventy thousand feet In one tract on New
Also, 100000 acres OF improved farm lands
In Virginia for sale or exchange. $40 II Ut W.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
UoME SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.

Ii Wayerley Seminary.
The thirtleth annual term Will commence
on Wednesday, September 81, 1886 This In
stitute Is designed to be select school in
which girls can obtain a thorough education
under judcous and careful superintendence
on the b. and o. Railroad. Terms moderate.
For full particulars address Mrs. i. Il. Fltz-
hugh, Beltsville, Prince George County, Nd.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

CHORTHAND RevoIutionized and
- brought within the immediate reach of
all persons possessed of the rudments of edu-
caticn. sloan-Duployan possesses q LEGIBiL.
of outline and a SIMPLICITY so wonderful
that the entire system Is unfailngly impaired
in II hours tuition or u postal lessons, at n
cost much below other systems. Glasses and
private tuition daily. Books, etc, on hand.
Cali or send stamp for prospectus, THE
SCHOOL, g21 Il st n W.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

II happened ono might this week. No
matter when But It happened. II hap
pcned to Metropolitan Club man. lie
was out with the boys II was an unusual
thing forhm. 10 went TO his head. Most
Of tine boys had by that tlme gone undor
the table. It WAS thea ouiy 1880. They
had been industrious At that hour he
came out Of beverage factory on the Ave
nue. lie thought there was an earthquake
or. The ground rolled so. lie was brave.
Il stood for moment at the door, He
brGced up, s'sened his neck and his back
bone, shut his jaws together, choked down
his Adams apple, and walked digniiiedly
down the pavement. lie reached a lamp
post, A lamprost is a lire-preseryer in an
EARTHQUAKE like this. There was letter
toX on the lamppost, 1t had got there be-
fore him. lie didn't know how long be.
fore. lie knew what TO do. With great
gravity be put his hand in bis vest pocket
1t came out with car ticket between the
thumb and finger, He dropped it in the
letter box. "Drlye' (hic), lcmme ou' at
(hlc) C'nne't'cut av'nue," he said. That
was ALL 1t was enough Then he sat down
on the curbstono and waited to be let of
the car at Connecticut avenue,
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

# JUDGE DURHAM, First Comptroller
OF the Treasury, who was recently
charged In the Louisville Commercial!
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
w O. DUVALL, Auctionoer,
w. g9J u 50 n w.
TRUSTEES SALE OF A DESIRABLE REAR
lot IN SQUARE iiD, BETWEEN l. AND
MAND 8TH AND 7Tfl SITS. N. w.

TRUSTEES SALE OF A DESIRABLE REAR
lot IN SQUARE iiD, BETWEEN l. AND
NJ AND 6Tu AND 7rH SITS N. w,
BY virtue of deed of trust, dated July II,
A. y. 1872, and duly recorded IN liber No. l3l
folio 16G one Of the Land Records for the Dis-
trict of Columbia, and at the written request
of the beneficiary therein, will offer for sale
at public auction, In front of the premises, ON
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER i3, a. ID. 1886, AT >
O'CLOCK p. NJ, tho following described real
estate situate In said District Of Columbia, TO
wit: Part OF lot sixteen GB). IN square -four
hundred and forly-nlno Gid, beginning Tor
the same at thirtythrcc GOT from the south
east corner of said LOT and running west with
the south line Of said lot thirteen feet, thence
north scyonty.nve feet thence cast thrioen
feet, thunCe south sovcnty.ivo feet to the
place of beginning, together with the In
pruvcmCnts thereon.
Terms Of SalC-1he amount of indebtedness
secured by said trust ,aogcther with all un.
paid interest, and costs of this sale, In cash,
and the balance, " any, In one year, repre-
sontCd by tho purchascr's note, bearing in-
tCrGst at siS per cent. per annum, secured by
deed of trust on the property sold, or all cash,
OF option of purchaser. Deposit OF 500 re,
quirCd at time OF sale. All conyeyancing and
recording at purchasers cost; and " terms
are not complied with In ten days after sale,
the property will be rcsold at the risk and
cost Of dcfaultlng purchaser.
+. w. HOWARD, Trustee.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

no ARTiSTs-soIar and Electric
light prints; orders filled in "a hours. Z.
II, Wheeler, 100 9th st, corner &.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
Il 1HENEER/AN
BUSINESS COLLEGE, COR. NINTH AND

BUSINESS COLLEGE, COR' NINTH AND u
streets northwest. \ practical business edu-
cation that qualities young men and women
to support themselves and successfully per
form the active duties of life Thorough in
struction given in Rapid Writing, the English
Language, Correspondence, Rapid Calcula-
tions, Bookkeeping, Business Practice, Com
meIcial Law, Political Economy, SJenography
and Type Writing. Regular day and evening
sessions resumed WEDNESDAY, SEPrEM
BER /, at 0 a. IN. and p. m. Office open for ar.
rangements by the year or quarter, on and
after MONDAY, AUGUST %. A full corps Of
teachers. Tuition fees, day sessions Regular
business course one year, $50, payable $40 on
entering and balance in monthly installments
of $40 each u year scholarship, In full on
entering, SG0i tuition per quarter of ten
weeks $50, paid on entering. Night scs-
sions--Year scholarship, $50 on entering; 3
months SIS, payable SO on entering and bal
ance in monthly iustallments of 50 each; or
$40 In full on entering. Illustrated Circular
sent free ON application.
HENRY G. SPENCER. Principal
MRS. SARA A. SPENCER, Nlce'Principal.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

EtASH Paid for ola school Books;
Y books, old and rare, bought, sold aud
CXChan. ed Z, G. MERRY,
1iG X st n W and
1907 4ol st Ceorr,toVu
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

7 l.. KERVAND, 1919 PA. AVE.
~ Engraving plate, 81; 80 visiting cards
from same plate, l5c; 100 visiting cards from
plate, zoe; crests and monograms stamped
neatly In culurs.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
TWO-SToRY BRICK AND FRAME HOUSES
FOR SALE.

1916 and 1918 N Y ave, b h, Sktg Rink. s41 900
1900 to l7l9 Riggs 81, h, rs, all. l...,,.. 2i30o
$50 and 039 7th st. b h, stores. ....,,,,.... $1,000
o2lO to ?23l Boundary st, b H. rs, ALL. 5000
202i to 2Oi2 Boundary st. b h. 4 rs, ALL. 1900
22ll to 2229 10th st, j h, rs, all....... 1900
1 to g. alley, bet NJ and N, 18th and 18th
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Neal Dow is 50 years old, which may ac-
count for his sgd on the Prohibition ques-
tion. F. S.---Diagram on application.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
FOB SALE-hOuSES.

VIOR sALE-Furnishod Rosidence-
Il ON Massachusetts avenue, between 10th
and 1ith streets Furnished by Hiss " Goa,
3stOry and basement with 3-story back
furnace.room, kitchen and laundry; main
floor large parlor, library, diningroom and
buffers pantry; "a floor two large sleeping
rooms with fine closets In main building; bath
room ana one sleeping room In back building;
sd floor two sleeping rooms In main building,
two sleeping rooms in back building. Lot
% GX135 to lG.foot alley; possession at once,
For price. terms and permission 10 inspect
amly TOD. +. OLMSTEAD, t4lG N Y, ave.
EoR sALE-House 1900 NJ st W. 2
Il stories and basement; pressed brick,
with bay window; six rooms, with bath two
water closets and latrobe; price s2,69O cash,
NOR SALE--Brick House 033 NJ st,
IL bet 9th and 10th SITS n W; II rooms, two
bath-rooms lot "A by 105 10 alley. cheap and
terms reasonable. Apply on premises.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

ARKANSAS startles the country by
going Democratic again. The wonder
full wheel" that was going to revolu-
tioni2e the State must have stuck in a
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

The Maynower skipper's not polite,
AS any one can see,
lie came back home all by himself,
And left the Gal at tea.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Let's try an earthquake on Detroit AMI
see if we can run Senator Jones out.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

CO. Garrymede, and bring It quick,
That little chestnut bell;
Wen ring Il ON the Earthquake, lad,
Which hath a musty smell
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

WHETHER Geronimo is TO be shot by
order Of Il court martial or hung in the
ordinary plebciau fashion, is yet to be
determined, The chances, greater than
either, are that inside Of a year he will
be exiled to Buffalo Bills wild West"
chow.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
1,uE CoIUM1TAN uNIyERsITY.
IMMERSION INSTITUTE,
COLLEGE.

" al l STREET NORTHWEST.
The course of studies comprises English,
French, German, Latin and Greek, Bookkeep
ing. Chemistry, Arithmetic, Mathematics, Elo-
cution and Photography Reopens MONDAY,
Sept. 6. Terms, $40 per quarter in advance
REV. Il, A. MCGURK, $. j.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
TOR sALE-Tho Following

EOR SALE-The Following I'M
n proved properties can be bought by pay
ing few hundred dollars down and balance
easy monthly instalments: -
10Th ST, bet Il and II W, o RS, all m i,."b 900
l2th st, above w W, @ rs, all m i.,.r,' g,iOO
w 81 W, bet l2th and 18th, q rs, all m !. 5000
Wylie st, bet l2th and 18th Q, rs, IN l. 1000
Lot on V IT W, price per 50 lt..,',,,,.. Doc
ID. G, PROCTOR ~ SON,
1920 Il ST n W.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

ACCORDING to the Montgomery dd-
Tertiser, Mr., Martin was defeated for
denomination to Congress in the Sixth
Alabama district on account of "his
unfortunate vote against considering
the bill especially reported as tariff
reform measure" Here is another
case of protection that does not pro
tspt -
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

EOR RENT-On Connecticut Ave-,
II No. 1904; house new; three-story and
basement, II rooms; one of the best con-
structed and located houses In the city; rent,
$500 per annum. Apply to j. II. oLMslEAD,
ljlO New York ave.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
FOB RENT...HOUSES.

L'OR RENT-1O10 10th st, in Front OF
AZ reservation on Mass. ave; $50. Call at
the National Kindergarten, II cor Mass. ave
and 10th st.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

THE discomrorts Of the unfortunate
people of Charleston have been greatly
aggravated by a drenching rain. I'm
der The erergetic direction of Mayor
Courtenay, however, aided by liberal
contributions from abroad, shelter will
soon be provided for all whom the late
disaster has made homeless.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

one ~ the order hau1s so this one. y
bond nobody viii injorse NagabJud.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Now Boston huuahs for her yacht,
Which so far as led the whole lacEt
Aud the man who denies
That she'll capture the prize,
She Is anxious 10 shoot on the spncht.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
BOARDING.
FOR SkLE---lOTS

EOR SALE-ValuRble building Lot
Il on st, near 18th n W, A. 5. TAYLOR,
real estate agent, l22t ST.
ONLY S3OO-Beautiful Lot. south
~ east, overlooking Pa ave. Inquire at
ROOM 3, 1891 f ST.
GHOICE LOTS Near State Dept; n
" splendid opportunity for speculation.
Inquire at ROOM B. 1891 st.
nor SALE-Vacant Lot on st be-
II tween 18th and 18th sts n W, on easy
terms, Inquire at gy9s lsth st n ".
DOR SALE--A BARGAIN-A Nice
II building lot near Govt Printing Office,
only 35c per foot; terms, S200 cash. balance
on long time Address O.. Critic office.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

The tale Of an earthquake is longer than
the tail Of q comet
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Yachts show which way the wind blows.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
EnunATInMAL
JInUCArIoNAL.

II -.
KINDERGARTEN NORMAL INSTITUTE.
The National kindergarten and Primary
School reopcns September 90, in spacious,
elegant parlors, II corner Of Mass. ave and
to receive parents and friends OF pupils on
or after Monday, sept. 70. Ladies' who desire
70 enter the teachers class, commencing Octo-
bcr /, should enter their names at once.
SHORT HAND--Morning and Even
- ing classes; Ben. Ptman's system; So per
month; use Of Typewriter free; speed to ad-
vancod scholars; instructions In punctuation.
Address Box $40, Postofce.
HNYPE-wRITING Thoroughly Taught
l. at reasonable rates; satisfactory refer
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Nobody ever thinks to Jingle his chestnut
bell when he is informed that the Washing
ton Ball Club has won a game
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

s~tyz- WASHINGTON SAFE DEPOsIT
e-s9 COMPANY,
gtB pcuna. Ave. Northwest.
The Company wi rent small private safes
In ~ new
FIRE AND BURGLABTBOOF VAULTS
RON So to 100, according TO size.
Silver Plate and articles of value may be
stored and INSURED for any length Of time at
very reasonable charges.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08
GENERAL Avn cnIrrouLAn.

The earthquake doesn't do It's work 10
executive scssion.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

Whenever a scrub town away of up IN a
hollow some place wants to get into the
newspapers these days, 1t loads boy on TO
a sway-backod horse aud sends him four
teen miles 10 The nearest telegraph station
with a dispatch to The effect that "1his city
experienced slight shocl, Of earthquake
at 1l;ll p, m. last evening"
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

YESTERDAY was q big day for talk in
Maine, especially with the Republicans
and Prohlbitionists. About thirty
meetings were held by the latter, all of
course In the interest of the Democratic
party. Among the Republicans who
spoke throughout the State were Sen.
ators Blair, Allison and Frye, and Rep
resentatives niscock, Boutelle, Mil
liken and Dingley Mr., Blaine speaks
to-day at Pennington.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-08

THE election IN Vermont Yesterday
was Of the stcrco,ypod pattern 1t does
not appear tom the returns at hand
that there Is any particular doubt about
The re election Of 3ir. EImunds to the
United States Senate, or that the SEN
alor IS looked upon much of Mug.
wump IN his own state, or that there
is any Immediate danger of Yer
monrs being captured by the Dem
ocratic party. Mr. BAine's progncsti-
Gators are about as far of in their
calculations as the average weather
prophet.