New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-27
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

"The Hebrew Journal" appears TO be rather glad
that Archbishop Elder has forbidden Catholics TO sing
In Jewish synagogues. "Tho Christian" it says,
erecting 'shemang and 'Barechu' in .
synagogue-uter faIseboods. This IL the plain Ian
guage Of truth; 1t cannot be 'sicklied over with
Of the grandiloquent reasoning of professed lib
eralitynot the threshold Of the ynaogguc and
the church, II the and the other DO what they
profess, what they ought to be-"
The United States to-day has a very large army Of
wealthy invalds, an array that seems to be on tho
increase, too, and that moaning up DOWN
the land seeking health and finding Every
where you co. where location and climate have any
thing 70 offer, healing waters containing aught OF
good to assist Nature her struggle 10 lengthen out
the days of those who have ducats than d.
geeton will the anxious eye and the hating
gait of those who have fought the fight for gain. and
now, crowned with victory and misery, find them
selves In the great National hospital that about
from MOosehead Lake to Tacoma, b Los Angeles, TO
Jacksonville to Duluth. to Denver. to Asbevle, 70
Manctonka, 10 Santa Fe, to the Hot Springs and tho
Cold Springs, to the Iron Springs and the soda Springs
TO the y air Of the mountains and the wet air Of
tho sea. with homo that they call permanent.
and no sure thing for tho future but will contest
and tho long, starless night Of dcath.-tBn Nye.
The other day the Rev. f. C. Johnson. rector Of
the Episcopal Church Of Bristol, Conn., tried 10 walk
on a slippery sidewalk and narrowly missed falling.
As be paving tho air to keep on his feet. big
railroad man came along and remarked with grin,
"Guess mother drink will Just bout fetch you" Mr.
dignity "whats that. -" another drink'l bout
fetch you," replied the sympathizing railroad man.
And he walled on, leaving the astonished clergyman
staring after him.
A Democratic Congressman and his wife had been
read ng about Bishops mind reading feats Tuesday
night. and the subject resumed last night
81 understand Senator ingalls, was a confederate
he said.
"what7n she exclaimed. in amazement. "As rank
a Republican he h. Confederatel Well.
don't believe II, that's aI"-tWashington Critic.
new drink called "Agarie" Is now all the go In
Atlanta, Ca. 1t is made OF ether and alcohol. and
will make Prohbitionist helpless in five minutes.
In the Ebbitt House dining room.-He was taking
about certain foreign Minister boarding uptown.
who ate much that his landlady charged him twice
much any other boarer.
"Where Is be from 7" asked q newspaper man.
"From-frOm-" he hesitated; "blamed If haven't
forgotten his county"
"Probaby he is the Minister from Hungary"
"No." he said. "that Isn't the country l think"
then be tumbled to the venerable gag and blushed
Washington Critic.
Howen's latest novel ia entitled. "The Minister'S
Charge" Hundreds Of PennsylvaDians who have
been married in Camden, N. j., say the ministers
charge about IS, although they will not decline
larger fee.-NOristown Herald.
There is some desultory talk IN California about
dividing the State. The question Of irrigation Is
one of the factors in the problem. Los Angeles Ia
anxious for division. in Of diN ison it would
probably be the capital Of the new Southern State.
Tennessee has raised 800 600 worth of peanuts
this year. and the rest Of tho country has downed
Decentralization Free Press.
Francis Murphy doesn't appear TO think that legis-
laton viii stop the liquor traffic. "H ieeLslauon,"
he says would people, Moses would have been
the Christ"
story they tell Of Frank 1awler, "Tim" Camp
bells rival In Congress: When asked II he wouldn't
like TO attend service at Of the churches where
| he a
piled: "A surplus choir / don't believe in
plus cho-r rs. Put 'em at work the sea coast de-
fences II you bain't nothing regler for em tc do'
Waterbury American
1t is sad that there in San Francisco 300 I'M
married young women each of whom is an heircss in
her own right to the tune of 100000.
Some years ago noticed for the first time frail
young girl who had taken her post ton as q candy
seller In doorway upon particularly cold street.
I marked her appearance with sgh feeling
that The severity OF a single winter would con-
sign her to early grave But what has been tho
and instead Of going into decline. she has improved
In looks year by year, and Is positively robust
-uounger, In Boston Post
Look out for tho English rabbits. There fifty
Of them In this country but II they let alone
there will be 5OOO0.Oo0 before ten years.
The Metaphysi Club, of Boston, composed large
ly OF women, has gone TO pieces We have always
said that there were two things woman could not
dO-throw a stone and handle q club-(Burlington
Free Press.
"The whole heavens illumined by the Iurid
flames which reached nearly the street to q
livery stable" This Is the way In which a young
college graduate recently wired the particulars Of
fire in Oskaoosa, Iowa