The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-03-25
A BULGARIAN s-c2Y.

NOlce proceedings arc carried thiO
in perfectly friendly way, aud the
divorced trips off and gc,s married
to her second choice. Tho first bus
band cordially cougratulates him
and her, and perhaps even sends
thorh wedding present with his
best wishes. Everything is quite
pleasant. Later on sho may have
another husband, and yet auotho,.
but the same friendly relations are
still preserved. - Ddily Paper.
How simple this is,anI how pleas,
ant. Witness AIr. and Mrs. Tom
Brown of Bulgaria. Drown is not
n Bulgarian namo, but it will answer
tho purpose of this talc.) Mr.Brown
is reading and smoking Enter Mrs
Brown just returned from a ball
"Ah, Tom," she says, with n yawn,
"do you know this life is getting
very monotouous ~
$50, my dear ? hadn't noticed
it..
Yes, think il is And then
met such delightful man this even,
ing. / wish you'd &c. mo divorce
rom.'
"Why, certainly, Mary, I'll get
one Tomorrow
III it's going to he my tronble.
Tom, I'll SEQ to it myself
Tom drops his paper, and kisses
her aicctions'ely.
why, my dear, aren't you my
Nifc! or conrsc and Ia 10 brute
to refuse little favor like that. Be-
sides, it's no trouble. I'll jnst dtop
in on my way down to the Office and
procure one
always my dear obliging little
hubby. I'll DO so rrch indebted
to you'
"Oh, don't mention ia mere
nothing. When viii YOU be married
again ?"
"Well, lot mo 81 You'll get q
divorce for me in the morning How
would to>morr af. arnoon do ~
"Weii, i nave soaie ra,ner .Gpot,
tant business to attend to then, aud
couldn't be present. Suppose You
make it tomorrow evening. l could
have wedding present FOR you by
that time, you know,
"To-morrow evening lot il be
then
Il supposo we can consider it al
settled now
Yes, l SEQ nothing TO tho con
trary."
Then, after moments silence !:
'Will you excuse mo little while,
darling 7 wish to run over and see
Mrs. Black"
After the expiration ofhalfan hour
he returns and remarks
"Will you have fcw minutes to
spare after your wedding tomorrow
evening p
"Oh, yes
"lhen perhaps you'd like to drop
in md see me married ~
Il tLauk you, yes. ! would Re
more than pleased. Is it Mrs Black?
ut is
What becomes of Mr. Blackl'
ooh, l had ~ talk with him, and
he said he'd walk down with me to-
morrow when go for the divorce
for you and get one for his wife
The following morning rs Tom il
about to leayo for the Office, his wife
puts her arms around his neck aud
says;
"Woll, good bye, Tom. You've
been a good husband to me-the
best / ever had. II DO sorry to
lose you, Tom. Perhaps some time
wei! marry again"
at may be, Mary. BY the way
who was your last husbGnd?'
George Fern"
"And do you think l nm q better
husband than he is 7"
Indeed do"
"Really, Mary, that's quite n com
plimeut. Most OF my wives have
considered George tho most attrac-
tive and charming husband in the
country.
On his way down town Tom meets
Mr.. Black and another gentleman.
"Tom," says Black, permit mo to
mako you acquainted with Mr.
Downes. Mr.. Downes ia the gentle
man who is to marry your wifo this
evening"
"I'm pleased to meet you, Mr..
Downes," replied Tom cordially. 81
congratulate you most heartily. Mrs.