Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-06-24
"Fresh Fishs
NJ. Quad in Detroit Free Pre-.

couple get married and 90 =
bridal tour why so misbehass
selves as to be ''spotted'' H.
man, woman and child on IL.
for "iresh fish," How sillv 4.
must appear to them when tSs
back after period of sir s.!
Are we fools when in love, and
idiots when We marry?
The couple l have in mind
seat in the middle of the -.
was his'n and he was hers
tomfoolery or courtship dsx.
over. The preacher had maa.
one. and her father would NJ z
set the dog on him nor place ,a~..
around the gate. She didn't ~
least disposition to Jump Ont I,
car-window, but all OF a spds.
grabbed her by the paw. Sheers5
back. Then he leaned over AZ
Of As deg. and she fell towards y
1t WAS a very uncomfortable mas,
but they maintained it with Sea-
any change for hours. Her hss.
skewed around almost hindsia.
fore, but she would not releass
clutch for fear he'd go through ths
His collar wilted and his s.
worked around under his ear. I'M
let go OF her paw she'd think IS
mad.
Darling" said he, in a bua2
whisper, doesn't it seem frinns,s3
II can't realize it." she answer
she raked one OF her black ~
across his nose.
"All miner"
Eyes, lovey."
"Never get mad?"
"Never, sweety."
The man on the seat behind n
folded up his paper, picked up hiss
and changed to a seat across thes2
As he sat down a motherly lool'
woman inquired:
care they married."
al think so, madam"
"And can nothing be done To Il
it9"
al think not"
for two or three minutes thensx
welded were silent. She was proha1
thinking of the sights in Chicago, /
he was wondering why he hadn't 1
en- that porus plaster off his back
fore starting.
Darling" she suddenly sighed.
"What is it, my angel?"
"Darlingl"
"What is it? II any base hyens
dared to cause you a moments
happiness I'll murder HIM Pint
the animall"
at isn't that"
'aThen what?"
"I'm-Pm afraid you'll be mad. !
mo, won't. How could | be i
at you? What is it, Dolly
"Why, j wish you'd wipe the ~
out of that left ear. Now, you
me just the same, don't your"
"0f course"
"And you amt siad2"
"Why, no, There, now--who d
who's looking? It's nobody's B
ness, anyhow"
There was another interval Q
lence, during which she tried loren
Der whether they were engaged
week before her father gave Henry
boot, or whether it was the next
day after; and he was figuring VII
er he washed his feet and cut his
| nails, or only washed his feet then
before.
"Henwyl"
"What, angelo"
"Are we WEAKLY married?"
Eyes, love-"
"And you love me?"
"With all my heart!"
"And you amt mad?"
mo, dearest.
"Then I'm SO happy Henwy, squ
my hand.
He squoze. We held an indigna
meeting and appointed a comm
to see if something could not be d
but he squoze the harder.
Three or four women got toge
and passed a resolution to the
that il a railroad company could
protect its passengers the legisla
should be appealed to, but that {
lie had a death grip on each other
wouldn't let go.
The baggageman came in when
for, but, he said, he was helpless.
knew Just how we must feel, bu
road wasn't to blame. Thecondr
came back to the car and ask
not to lay It up against him. lie
a poor man, had been out OIL
for several months, and this wa
first run.
Well, the long and short OF the
ter was that eighteen or twenty
rode $50 miles with that panorl
but such a thing will never ha
again-never! We shook hands on
and agreed we'd walk first. :.