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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
ii. GRIFFITH.

Il. F. Brandon Il Co. continue to have
large sales in pianos and organs. They are
well established. and, by their Straightfor-
ward manner of doing business, have gained
the full confidence of the public and are
esteemed by all who know them. Every
thing they sell is tirst-claSS and fully war
ranted. Having had lifetime experience
they know what To buy and how to buy for
their customers best interests. Brandon
Il Co. are headquarters and the only re-
liable place to buy pianos and organs. Go
see them this week for bargains at "A
Arcade.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
Personal.

Dear Bro. Meek. Ed. The Central Metho
dist" Cattlesburg. Ny:
| see in the last Central" that you want
a remedy for sick headache. If you will
use a remedy that you advertise in yOur
PAPER every week, am sure you will be
greatly benefited thereby and, | believe,
cured. have been a sufferer from sick
headache. can say almost from infancy.
and have tried every remedy | could get,
and never found anything Ia do me any
good until used Simmons Liver Regulator.
feel for any one that suffers with that
terrible disease, and hope you will give il
trial c. 5. NORRIS,
Brownsville, W. Va.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

EXCITEMENT OVER \ MARVELLOUS CURE
IN ESGLAND.-Then newspapers of Great
Britain are tilleG with accounts of the won
derful recovery of a young man who had
been so i'll with asthma and rheumatism
that he was not able to lie down in bed for
nine long years. This cure was due To the
Shakers of Mount Lebanon. y. Y. They
say that this like nearly all others. was the
result of indigestion, and that the Shaker
Extract of Roots (Siegers Syrup effected
this wonderful cure by restoring the digest
i've organs to a healthy condition. Obyiating
entirely those diSagreeable turns of sick
headache, biliOuSneSS. etc. The Shakers
say they have spent fifty years in perfecting
this remedy for Dyspepsia. and that its
effects upon the digestive organs is some
thing wonderful.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Mrs. WinSlOw'S Soothing Syrup, for chill
dren teethimg, is the prescription of one of
the best female nurses and physicians in
the United States. and has been used for
years with never-failing success by millions
of mothers for their children. During the
prSess Of teething its value is incalculable
1t relieves the child from pain, cures dySen-
terY and diarrhGa, gripping in the bowels
and wind collie. By giving health to the
child il rests the mother Price 25c bottle.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
LOCAL NOTICES.

No other remedy is 81 reliable As Ayers
Cherry PectOral for colds. coughs, and all
arrangements Of the respitory organs tend
ing toward consumption. In all ordinary
cases il is a certain cure, and it affords sure
relief for the asthma and consumption. even
in advanced stages of the disease.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
WILLIAM WILSON.
SAMUEL RECTOR,
DAVID KIZER.
2oroners Verdict IN the Driscol Tradgedy
JOHN WISS,
NJ. .---

Coroners Verdict IN the Driscol Tradgedy
The community at large have been anX-
iOusly awaiting the corners verdict in the
DriScOl case and here it is verbatim as rend-
cred last night IL do find that the deceaS-
ed Geo. W. Driscol came to his death by a
gun-shOt wound inflicted by some person
unknown to me- aided by some other per-
son unknown 10 me, while they were un-
lawfully in the building on West Columbia
street, known as the DriscOl carriage
mannfactury." This plainly shows that
the corner has rendered verdict setting
aside all thoughts of suicide and undOubt
eddy the community will perfectly agree
with the above decision. Those who were
so insane as TO, for once, entertain the
idea will now be set at ease. This
most mysterious of all tragedies has not
yet reached an end and the law will not
rest until the villain or villains have been
brought to justice.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

We should economize at all times. but
more especially when times are close. OBJ
serve the purchase of your thrifty neighbours.
More subtantial benefits can be obtained
from a tifty-cent bottle of DR.. BigeIOws
Positive Cure than a dollar-bottle of any
other cough remedy. 1t is prompt. safe
and pleasant cure for all throat and lung
troubles. Sold and endorsed by Griggs Il
Co., Ottawa, Ill
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Mr.. Talmage gets up at o'clock Sun
day mornings and thinks out his sermon fol
the morning before he eats his breakfast. =
ITimes-SGr-Ju 80; and the GLOBE
REPT-BIIC has on two or three occasions
had that very sermon printed and ready for
delivery to the newSbOys before Talmage
got up To think il out.
Since Parnell has come Ia the front in
the British Empire. they are trying to prove
that he has the blood of kings in him. If
that is so. Pamell can't help it. And. at
any rate. it doesn't matter much. PanelIS
friends will forgive him for it. His brains
atone for any little royal blood that may
have got into him by the accident Of birth.
There is philosophy also for Old folks in
this stanza written by {. T. Cranch for
young folks:
II you would drive away
Gloom. and would hive away
Honey like peace in your innermu>t cell,
Work like the humblebet,
Soft let your grumhr hr;
Burn your own smoke and the world will g"
we'll.
An Indiana member Of Congress opened
a speech last week With this exclamation as
a sort OF text What in thunder are we
here fOr?" You are there. O Honorable
Sir. to Try to save enough out Of your salary,
supplemented with such stealings as may
fall in your way, to reimburse yourself for
the cash it cost YOU in the primaries to Sc
cure your nomination. That is what in
thunder you are there for.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Tr best on earth, can truly be SAID Of
GrigSs' Glycerine Saive, which is sure, safe
and speedy cure for cuts, bruises, scalds,
burns, wounds and all other sores. Try
this wonder healer Satisfaction guaranteed
or mpney refunded. Only 25 ceuis.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Being sufferer from chronic catarrh.
and having derived great benefit from the
use of EIyS Cream Balm. | can highly
recommend it. Its sales are far in excess
of all other catarrh Temedies.-B. Franken,
drlyRiSt SignuTnpV
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The widow of the late turfman Lorillard
will run some of his horses that were en-
tered for races prior TO his death. 1t must
give the remains thrill of qualification to
know that the relict is not going to let the
recent funeral in the family break up all
tine finn
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Ii has been proved that the sounds Of the
volcanic explosions of Krakatoa were heard
The people for fifty or hundred miles
round couldn't hear themselves think.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Cleveland seems tn have an aversion to
attending funerals. He could not spare
the time to go to HancOck's. He will keep
on cultivating this taste till it will grow on
him so that he will refuse to be present al
his own funeral
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Mr.. Coates, Of Cuyahoga, has got bill
through the house making bushel of tur-
nips weigh sixty pounds. We have had
our eye on Coates. feeling dead-sure that he
would do something to illustrate himself
early i'll the session.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
Mixed Pickles-"A Gale Of Merriment.~


Happily, it bears no resemblance to the
acrobatiC and variety absurditieS which have
for some time passed current as comedies. ;"
The comedy is divided into three parts. or
acts. In the. first the green and growing
fruits are picked; in the second they are
Salted down, and i'm the third the vinegar
is turned on and the pickles thoroughly
stirred. The plot deals with two brothers.
one pleasant and scholarly gentleman the
Rev. Arthur Pickle, and the other Mr.. 10
seph Pickle, who is pickle in the nur-
sery sense in which that word is used. Quite
young rascal" in fact. There is Young
lady, Miss Cherry Brown. with whom both
the Pickles fall in love. The fair Cherry.
however, prefers the naughty Pickle to the
nice Pickle. although her excellent mamma
Mrs Hiram Brown. likes the minister very
much better. Mr.. J. b. Polk, the fayurite
metropolitan comedian. supported by his
own superb comedy company, will present
this laughable comedy next Wednesday
evening. Feb. oath, at the Grand Sale of
seats open tomorrow morning at i o'clock.
al CaTtPr'S
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
SCOTS EMUL SION OF Pure

Cod Liver Oil. With HypoPhosphites, ES-
Pecially Desirable for Children.
4 lady physician at the Child'S Hospital
at Albany, \. Y. says We have been
using ScOtt's Emulsion with great success:
nearly all of our patients are suffering from
bone diseases, and our physicians find it
very beneficial"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The Philadelphia NclrS objects to the
''s>teemed-cOntempor style of address
between newspapers. We homologate
Why call the editor of the vile sheet pub
lished in the same town with yours esteem
Cd when you mean steamed and why call
him contemporary when you mean c0n-
t>mprtnrp' Don't be a hypocrite. Call
him rIf. and refer to his paper as the
.Serrer. That is the way to be neutral in
politics and religion" and independent in
your alleged soul.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Brain is thing that Is afraid OF muscle
and fond of money" IBdiCfontdimC Err
uminer.-W Whose brain is that kind OF
thing? A big brain like yours ought not
20 male that confession.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The aristocracy OF England, aS old aris-
tocracie> always are i given over to
luxury and lechery. The time is at hand
when il will be trampled mderf"ot by the
virtuOus English people.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The New-York sun asks. (which ought
to be saved. the an-EIectric concern or the
democratic party" Give it up; but we
know which one ought to he t'Otherwised.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

A poet has written that the mills Of the
gods grind slowly: but the Mills of con-
gress. from Texas, talks two hundred and
fifteen words minute right along, as the
official phonographers average him mp.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

A philanthropic writer states that com
pulsory education of their children is the
only way to cure the Indian race Of say
Agery. Yes. there is one other way; and il
is warranted Ia kill or cure usually both.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

At recent meeting of preachers in Chi
cagU, the reverend gentlemen discussed the
topic of The Moral Influence of Secular
Journalism" Most of the speakers seemed
t. be of the opinion that secular journalism
has no moral influence. but. rather. an i'm
moral influence. Every man of them knew
just how a newspaper ought 10 be run to
make it righteous, and nice, and highly re-
spectacle, and stupid, and Improbable.
and of good report. They very emphatic
ally denounced this other way of running
the newspaper. and talked quite seriously of
having it stopped Immediately.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph thinks
it can hardly be true that brilliant speeches
are written for congressman by smart men
outside, OF some of them would be delivered
occasionally. They are; but the congress
men don't know enough about them to read
them decentIy. and they are spoiled in the
delivery
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Let Dan Dalton make the most of his op-
portunities for fame. The time is at hand
when the state will be- disinStenrhed Of him.
A bad odor like Daniel Is soon thinned int"
airy nothing when the stormy winds do
blow
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Herr Most is German socialistic blather-
skite who is preaching dynamite and blood
shed in this country of universal suffrage
We do not advise the intelligent and peace
ful workingmen Of America 20 quite kill
Herr, but we should not regret it if they
pounded Herr Most to death.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

There are now ,. 500 officers in the army
one TO every eight soldiers,-an West
ing annual rate. Either West Point will
have to be slowed up or the army will have
TO be enlarged. The supply of shoulder
strappery is crowding the demand.
There are laws and there are Semblances
of laws, but none that protect innocent girls
from the wiIes of the married seducer.
iCLeUeIdnd Plain DcuIer.-An innocent
girl that can not protect herself from the
too sffectionate attentions of a married man
is not innocent enough TO be worth protect
ing
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Starkey Il Scowden, KellyS Arcade, buy
their boots and shoes direct from the best
manufacturer of the country, and retail at
wholesale prices.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

For economy and comfort, every spring
we use Hoods Sarsaparlla," writes a Buff
falO N. Y. lady. 100 Doses One Dollar.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Col. Bob ImgersolI'> fathers church had
burned down and the services were being
held temporarily in a theater when Bob
was baptized there. Bob'> religion sounds
as if it had sprung from theatrical bap-
tism
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

General Crook is going 10 have a serious
talk with the Apache chief Geronimo, and
then he purposes To adopt more stringent
measures than ever to keep the Apaches on
the reservation" The way to keep these
bloody fiends is. not on the reservation, but
under the reservation. Geronimo himself
should be Immediately planted. The buz-
yards should not be insulted with the car
caSS Of this hideOus Apache devil.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

REV. H. B. ERRELL. of Pavilion. y. Y.
says Of GilmOre'S Aromatic Wine: Il be
lieye it 10 be a most desirable remedy to be
placed in every family" For sale by TheO
Troupe druggist
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The Lady of Lyons at the Grand
next week should be well patrOnized.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
BANCROFT'S

Great fire sale is catching all the boys. Hats
and Caps are sold at less than half cost
Only slightly damaged
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Careful attention TO diet is the best guard
against disease. II Is a fact which all
should know, that over-eating not only cor
rupts the blood but destroys nerve force.
and induces dyspepsia. iaundice, bad breath.
piles pimples, low spirits, headache. ague,
malaria, and all stomach and liver trouble
DIR. Jones Red Clover Tonic quickly cures
the above diseases. Can be taken by the
most delicate. Price fifty cents, Of Griggs
Il Co, Ottawa. ILL
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Among our exchanges, a prominent re
publican journal traces the London riot to
cratic journal thinks it occurred because
silver is dcmOnetized and the exclusive
gold standard prevails in England. Per
hapS it is the result of a supply OF mdolent
nobility and gentry in excess of the demand.
When the lazy and luxurious rich class in a
nation becomes too large for the industrious
and comfortless poor to support, it is not
necessary 10 resort 10 free trade or mOnomet-
alism for an explanation Of what is the
matter; and it is not to the diScredit of hu-
m2nity that there is row about it. either
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

There is no one article in the line of med
icines that gives 80 large return for the
money as a good porous Strengthening plall
ter. such as Carriers Smart Weed and Beas-
donna Backache Plasters 7Ie
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

There is great complaint against the legis-
llture for abSenteeiSm this winter, aS there
is every winter. Everybody who is inteIli-
gent knows what is the matter. 1t is the
ofrcial railroad-pass, good till the end of
the session" Every journalist who has
sense enough to write ten consecutive words
dramatically, knows this, and yet there
are not half a dozen newspapers in the
state but would ridicule a member of either
house who should honestly try to abolish
this bribs and nuisance. They would all, or
nearly all, join in to impugn his motives,
and overwhelm him with mean sarcasm
The writer Of this has some experience in
that line.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21
SUNDAY MORNING. FEsRUARY n. 1886.

Dayton Jourmdrs definition of the cen
ter of circle: The middle Of the circum-
ference.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

II well be poisoned. woe be to those
who drink thereat 1t is worse To poison
the fountain of life for ones self. and for
poSterity. Often by careleSsnesS. or mis-
fortune, or inheritance, this has been done
Ayers Sarsaparilla frees the blood. the vi
tai stream, and restores appetite, strength
and health.
WILLIS L. CULVER. of Pavilion. y.
Y. says that GilmOre's Magnetic Elixir
cured him of long standing Throat and
Lung trouble. For sale by Theo Troupe,
druggist.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

Some people in England are afraid that
Sir Charles Dixie has rather disgraced him
self. Why, bless you. no. \ little thing
like that should not hurt a man in the Best
Society. We knaw. 1t does Mt in America.
provided the man has brains to balance.
Look at Beecher; look AT CUnkling; look
at Cleveland. What Best Society in America
w0nld not think itself graced, rather than
disgraced. by contact with the likes of
these" Best Society can't afford 10 be too
Scrutinizing or too SQueamiSh about little
everyday matter like masculine virtue. Aw.
a few months Sir Chawe>. and b. S. will
welcome You back. ole frl, as a martyr and
herO
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-02-21

The Women's School Of Design. of Cleve-
land, was in wanto funds, and it procured
Henry Ward Beecher to lecture for the re
plPniNhment of it> treasury. The lecture
was given Tuesday evening. and was on
"C"nScieucc." The PlGin-Dtuier. in
giving an account Of ii. notes the curious
circumstance that a blackboard had been
left on the stage from some previous eN-
hibitiun. and that "m this was chalked the
word Wanting" in very large letters, with
the pirtarr of hand. which pointed its
index finger directly at the reverend speaker
all the evening. 1t appears that there was
no design in it, but that it was a mere
accident vet it looked aS if it might have
been the work of the entire Cleveland
School of Design.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-02-12
A warming 10 bachelors.

The women, says the Philadelphia Times.
have always said that for neglecting to take
up their share of sOciety's burdens the
bachelors as a rule got their full punish
ment. even in this world. But the single
blessedneSs fellows have shrugged their
shoulders and concluded that they could
stand il; women were creatures of impulse.
and their prejudices were apt to be all
wrong. But it is said that figures do not
lie, and even these appear to be against the
bachelors. An esteemed London contem-
pOrary has Just published statistics showing
that of a given 100, 600 bachelors be-
tween 60 and 25 there were an
nually about 1000 deaths; whereas cut
of 100. 900 married men of similar age
the annual deaths are only about 600.
Again. between the ages of 30 and 80 1.500
bachelors die and only 900 married men to
the 100. 600. So, if self-preservatiOn be the
first law of nature. the bachelors had better
proceed to make hay while the sun shines
There is, too, in these statistics beautiful,
If undeserved, compliment to the angel
ministries OF married women. Ii is to be
feared that thousands of married men go
along through their lives only half knowing
or admitting that their wives are keeping
them out of untimely graves at the rate of
600 to 1,200. And with these figures to go
on at the dawning Of a new year there is no
telling how many bachelors and married
men, too, may be happier by JAM l, 1887.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-02-12
THE HANCOCK FUND.

Like so many other noble patriots whose
lives were given to their country's service,
Gen. HANCOCK died poor A movement
has already been inaugurated to create a
fund for the benefit of his widow A no
more deserving movement was ever set on
foot. Gen. HANCoCK's fame is his coun-
try's treasure, and it is proper that his coun-
trymen should provide for his widow. If
it had not been for HANCOCK
Gettysburg would not have been won by
the Union armies. And if Gettysburg had
been lost the consequences would have been
disastrous to the Union cause beyond con-
lecture. Therefore it is eminently proper
that his grateful countrylnen should at least
pay sufficient tribute to his memory to make
provision for the one whose sole dependence
he was. Congress should allow Mrs. HAN
COCK liberal pension. and the admiring
friends of her distinguished husband will
doubtless add enough to it by voluntary
contribution to assure her of comfortable
living.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-02-12
Fashionable woman's Pickle Taste


At the beginning of the season at the
Metropolitan opera house l observed that
yellow was the fayorite color in the boxes.
Everywhere. more or less, beautiful society
women sat bolt upright in gowns that were
OF every shade from orange to the light
gold. Some of the costumes could scarcely
be seen above the rail, but the shoulder
straps were always visible, and they were
almost invariably yellow. The season had
not got fairly under way before yellow be-
gan to appear in bonnetS, flowers and rib
bOns ON the floor of the Metropolitan opera
house. AS though by precOncerted ar
rangement the color disappeared from the
boxes and all society glOwed in the reddest of
reds. Big, bulky. billowy and buxom women
rose from tightly-laced corsages the color
of blood, and garnets were wound around
their necks. AS rule L fight little shy
of German opera. but | went there Mon
day night, and as L glanced around the
house L discovered thai there was not
the falntest Indication of red in the boxes,
while the floor of the house was dotted
with bOnnets and wraps of a sanguinary
hue. The ladies who sat like so many dolls
in the great horseshoe series of boxes.
were dressed in white. So red is doomed.
/ presume, and the next time l visit the
opera l shall expect 10 see the floor of the
house in white. while the boxes exploit
some unusual color.