Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-14

egg. Newspaper offices may recognize him
oy MS red hair and big nose.
The inventors are trying to get ahead of
the old way of making butter as is demon
straicd by the fact that one hundred and
NIFTY patents for manufactured butter are
registered in the Patent Office.
"ANrED-A position as clerk; or would
work on farm: by young man of first
class reputation, raised on a farm, and is
an experienced school teacher. Satisfac.
tion guarant ed. Inqnire at this Office.
There arc reports of eeming comets till
the reports become as unreliable as wealth
er prediction reports. The latest comet re
port Is, that in May targe comet wiz ap-
pear every morning short time before
daylight.
\ young lady cc1nted the times 1t,at he
sweetheart called her his dear i6ci. She
counted five huTdred times and chen gave
Atm the miiten. She was afrais that after
marriage he night substitute different
kind of word For idol
Last week a black bear was seen a num-
Der oi Times in Walker township, on the
farms of Henry Auker, John Gallagher.
John Gingrich, Daniel Auker, and on land
OF others The animal seems to be a free
ranger, that scares dogs, horses and pee
pie.
ACaliiornia paper says that in an old
churchyard in that State, 4 cucumber vine.is
grc~ins over boys grave, The Richmrud
k(Nirginia) State ingeuiorsly explains THE by
ss'7ing that either the Cucumber is watt pg
for another hoy, or thu first one was rot put
in deep enough
Mr. Mann prcschee a temperance scrmon
in the Methodist church on Sabbati: even
ing. HIS discourse was chiefly directed
| against the citizens who signed Ter Hquor
license. He classified them into three sets !,
namely: the professional men, tstasusiness
men, and the bunmers.
What's the difference between set of
Inen who have ths monopoly o. running
railroad, or soHe other kind Of business.
and set of'mer who call themselves the
/ Knights OF Labor, aud make il q point tc
monopolize all Of the places of work foy
nlen of Their own orderl
The so-oIlled Knights of i-anor. shouK
charge their Hame and cali themselves the
Knights O. Eoycotters. 1t is 4 laughsble
missioner to call man Knight OF Labor,
who proposes to shoot fellow laborer wso
proposes to1Tork in tine place where the
knight hss'stepped out OF.
Our pleasant contemporaries ofneigkcor-
/ ing towns don't ike it that Bogus Blind
| Tom shut their eyes, out then, you know,
| fiction = ~ meiimes as strange as the t,ath,
/ and in their case the fictitious Blind Tom
was as enjoy able as ii he had been the ge1-
uIne musical Blind FcH prodigy.
The Rev. J. K. Winchester's beng de-
tiiged &; Iavkinsyilie by the flood, where
I he wrHr % marry coeple, recalls the fact
that v-hea the Rev. Dr. Jesse Boring, OF
the NsEsodi>t Cburct, married he's first
cou pie lse had TO swim swollen creek TO
reach tseIn. His fee was - 50 snd 4 wag
onloss e pumpkIns.--MacOn Telegraph
From: Liverpool Spa of last week jon
atbar L:.aker, farmer .liying aboG- four
niles east of MlIIerstE.rgh, committed sui
eide oc account % financial difficulties He
Swallowed the contents of a vial OF lat danunI
1 on Tuesday of last week, and died from its
l...r fntf
lily.
The saneral of Mrs Baker, of Loceat Run,
this oeznty, took plase last THURSDAY Her
! daagk.eg, Mrs. Sunday, of Perry county
cane 10 visit her mother during her illness,
I and sSzs stricken Wits disease and died and
/ her fIAsle-al took u zee at East S&.ssI.G1 the
( same ,GSy OF the funsral OF her mother Mrs.
Baker.
An exchange remarks: 0ne might be
tempted 10 take Advantage of the low rates
10 California were it not for a haunting fear
/ that ii Eht might iss ended whiIe he is
thsre, and rates be ats ancsi 70 so high a
point that he wouldn't have money eEOugh
TO get hsz-s with. Corr oraiions are ''m;ghty
Onssrtin" things.
| Mrs. BigsIetoD, whose daugh is attend
/ ing fash:oaable boarding school, is becom-
/ isg very choice in her language. The eth
er day iR speaking 10 lady friend, she
| sad ..'Tes, that is very valuable hen.
She began lying about tsyo months ago, ald
I has now, think, taken iIp a notion of Sit
/ ting. .''-ArkaAasaw Traveller.
Western farmer, being out OF Shot,
I poured a box ef pills into his gun and kill
ed one robbe- and seriously wounded az
aecompiice. This shows that 1t is better to
sboct pills into 4 robber thaa to waste them
by .throging physic TO the dogs" The
physician who prescribed the pills should
II ot be are sicd because they caused the
4 cath Of Dlan.-E orristown Herald
Some scientific man with j4w-breaking
ma Inc, IS il .ssony over the thought that the
Al ueriean people as . race or nation have
sue b bad teeth, ith-.; iH 4 few centuries they
will be toOthless race. Reader, dismiss
vonr agony over IN e thought Of having no
teeth, and call on DR.. Derr, in this place.
and have him salpply you with = hs ndsome
new set of useful teeth.
. The people Eho thought that Howard
/ Funk would not get through with the NOV
. ,ng Of the frame house OF Recorder Berry,
i.inade a mistake, for the house has been
lSsccessfully moy.,5. 1t was windlassed up
ird street to Cherry, and out Cherry
TO gEast Point, and down Cross street al
,ncst to its destination. 1t will soon be
PLACID upon its foundation.
/ Tie advancement OF intellectual educa~
tien Is a good thing If not carried to abuse.
The e-ort now going on in Congress TO ap-
proF.-iz,e s77 ,OOO,o 900 out Of the national
| tressu,y for educational purposes, Is
/ ,...;,,, J,i. movement and the Presitcn