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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

i,npartiality and courtesy. No breath OF Suspicion
has ever attached to single of his judicial acts
nor have any of the annoying circumstances tha'
harass the daily work of every Judge ocen
sufficient 20 make BIN ever forget his Jlaiciai
dignity or utter word offncWility from the Depcn'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
THE SOCIETY GIRL.
Before ne Party.

Before ne Party
Oh mother, dear other, pray why did say
ia 90 to the party tonight
I've been to n luncheon and dinner to-day,
Ard really sm tired out quite.
tits all such bore, dear mother, you know
wish had sont my regrets
For tho dancing know will tire me so.
Although tits the choicest OF 'sets."
Bei,ceen The Dances
Oh mother dear mother. I'm so glad came
Ny pleasure cannot express.
For the party last night beside this was tame
The next will he tanner. guess.
Two been such sGeile, and enjoyed myself So
Ny progf amme all filled IN advance.
Idon't want to 20, for its pleasant you know,
To DO In demand for thedsnoe.
The Neri Morning
Oh. mother. dear mother, just look at now,
And think OF my triumphs last night
Such triumpbs are dear, in truth must avow.
And really not worth the hght.
Society men can do naught but bore.
You have to amuse them. you know.
And "a think DER the ;alK deplOre
Tho conquest that wearied INC So.
Chicago Rambler
coonel Simeon r. Donavin, OF Ohio, who Is Just now
thorn In the side OF Senator Payne. is old music
teacher with big voice. lie is making dlsoordsnt
note, now as his Democratic friends aver In low base
tone.
It's somewhat strange that Samuel j. Tlden has not
vet been named US Arthur Richmond" considering the
incentive he has to dislike Mr.. Bayard
Afew months ago the legal power OF receiving be-
quests was conferred upon the Establishments DEN
srignemenI superieur in France. Tho first exercise Of
tnSIaT Interest laIy founded scholarship OF DOOR
al6O year at the Col eye de France in memory of her
son boy Of rare mathematical genius who died at the
age OF eighteen IL to be conferred student in
higher on the award OF commission
posed OF the professors Ia the COLLEGE the
sorbonne. the Ecolc Poytechnique. &o THIS commis-
sion has lust made unanimous report IN favor OF
yonnx ady Russian origin, Mdlle. Decentralization
Academy.
After ALL isn't Squire the supreme Joke o. tho year just
gone What other official ever caused so much amnse
ment In twelvemOnth has he since tho momentous
day or night when Mayor Edison. A. lie was about TO
retire from office, erkcd hun from out of tho Nowhere
into the Here ~ But Squires letter revoking any and
all alleged existing possible designations that he
might. could. would or should have writen at any time
In tho immemorial past Is
The crowulng fact,
The funniest act q"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

drink less beer, smoke less tobacco 40 iess
loaGng and idle chattering, and devote 'ne'r
energies to earning their living and bringing up
their children dccenty. they would be much
happier asd more comfortable, ard the
sroblemsS which trouble them so much no"
,vould v,-v soon solve themselves.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

Bat if NJ Possan hits on feasible scheme for con-
trolling the Chaqres he Will be able to loose the
bands Of Orion and bind the sweet influence OF toe
Pleiades" If he discover any great engineering
work which has been accomplished on the isthhuS
he will rival Koch as discOvcrer OF micrOGes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
lie Musr WORK WITHIN pRoPER RouNI

From The Washington Post (Deial
II Is tho bisine of the President TO make appoint
pents and II Is the business or this particular President
to mako Democratic appointments
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16


The notions entertaned by members Of the present
Government concerning those delicate and most
important questions of official pr0prety are extraor-
binary, TO say the least. In Garlands case thoy
may be ftly termed diseased. IL has always been
regarded rs improper for member of the Cabinet
TO appear before the Supreme Court. 1t Is well
known that when Senator Evarts accepted the
office of Secretary of State he had several cases
pending before the court Not only did he decline TO
practise thereany longer, but he even abandoned tho
matters he was then and had long been conducting
And yet we find Secretary Endicott, whom we
should take to be the last man in the Cabinet VINO
would need a lesson in prOprety, lending the
weight Of his official relations with the Govern
ment to the defence in an insurance case, and our
Washington correspondent tells of a case IN which
Garland, the Nations law officer the man OF
all men who ought in all decency 10 keep away
from matters of this kind actually accepted re-
tanner from "a State, and appears in n controversy
concerning taxes. This while most serious breach
of propricty is not nearly bad that other case
concerning the Virginia coupon bonds, which
amounts 10 a positive scandal. In that matter
as we showed at the Time, Garland appeared as
the counsel for State engaged IN the odlous BUSH
ness of reputation and labored for result which
would have utterly invalidated bond claim of the
United States amounting to about 81 200, 600 |!
And he knew at the time Of the Nations interest in
the matter. for he was informed of it for the ex-
press purpose of securing his aid rs Attorney-Gen-
eral on the other side The Department of Justice
sadly needs disnfectnG.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
TIE NgBS THIS MORNING.

FoRFIGN-RepOrted agreement between Parnel-
ties and Radicals on the question OF eviction. -
The Lord Lieutenant of Ireland asking private ald
for starving people in Ireland 60 Condlflons on
which Greece and Turkey will agree to peace
- Identifying the active volcano in Ecuador
60 Verdict as to the loss of the steamer Algoma
in Lake Superior. - Searching for Banker NC
Neil IN Montreal.
CoNGRyss.-The House passed the Hoar Iresl-
Dental Succession bill also refused TO continue
the pay of ex-employes for the month succeeding
their discharge.
DoMFsTiC-The water famine at Cleveland
Ohio; pumps again at work aud danger over for
the present - Reports of Dairy Commissioners
Brown and CapitOl Commissioner Perry at Albany
A boy made blind and preaching IN North
Carolina - Decision against the Chicago, Mill
waukee and st. Paul Railroad. - Dynamiters
in Chicago - Decision adverse to the Pennsy-
yania Railroad in the case of the South Pennsyl-
yapla and Beech Creek roads. - Wrecks AT sea
and probable loss of life. - Six persons frozen
to death ia Virginia and South Carolina -=
Flames in carriage factory in Cincinnati; de-
struction of the Beaver Fails Car Works
CITY AND SUBURBAN.-Dr. Zukertort won an
other game - Seven thousand cigarmakers TO
be locked out 80 Yales presidency discussed by
the alumni - Charles X. Flint out of Mayor
Grace's firm. 80 Testimony against George
Ocle. 60 Dinner of Exeter Academy alumni
Gold value of legal-tender silver dollar (4l2i2
arains, TIP cents. - Stocks opened WeaA'
recovered. declined sharply and closed weak
The WYATHER-HRIBUNE observations Indicate
warmer cloudy weather and rain. Temperature
Yesterday: Highest, 320; lowest l6' average
235ao
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

way7 Cltizens-in the North might not DC
pleased but tharcan make little difference from
political point of view. 1t is the South that
the Democratic leaders are trying TO please
now; and certainly the commentaries alies'H'
action would be popular throughout all tne
States recently engaged in rebellion. Let IL
come out.
The Hon. S. S. Cox has hard time. Wheh
heEithdrew from his perennial candidacy i"r
the Speakership of the House Gin which ne was
always supported by The TaIBUNE) and Went
TO Turkey as Minister, doubtless be hoped tha'
his fellow Democrats would let him alone Ills
retirement had relieved them from the neces-
sity of treating him with the respect which MS
long and able public service had merited, anu
naturally he may have argued that he at least
would not be singled out for annoyance IN con-
nection with the yearly Bourbon attack mauo
on the diplomatic service. But Mr.. COX was
mistaken. Controller Durham, who. ioVes
economy which attracts notice. has discovered
that Mr. Cox has bought five horses IN Coh-
stantinople and charged them to the United
States so Mr.. Durham says he will not pay
the bill Means of getting about III CONSTANT
nOple may be as necessary as an Office Ior 'he
legation bat that does not matter. Inc Con
troller sees his chance at fame and has sac
Iificed Mr. Cox's turnout without hesitation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

TIC TtUsDuTD If8pUIcH.
Wanted-A good man to nil an Important hnanciG
posltion who can give bonds To secure his Democrat
aud the custody of SI75.0OO.0O0 Apply to d. Manning
Washington, ID. {.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
HOW ARopT THE OLD ONEst

Washington Dispatch 10 The Eeic- York Herald ,
Tho House unhappy because II has discovered mat
there good many long winded gentlemen among
the new meInbers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
WHERE Has SIZE HIDDEN HERSELF

Prom The indianapolis Journal
Virginia mall.Carrier turned back on trip because
rabbit crossed IN front VI him while on the way. lie
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. GENTLEMEN.

From me Cicrridad leader.
The storm which Killed Texan steers might well free
Florida oranges. Steers very tough fruit.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
TIE SONG OF THE JOKE.

with hair all tumbled and tossed.
With brain tOp-heayy with fun.
A funny man sat Ia his dlngy den
Trying TO make a pun.
Write WRITE write!
Half-hd In tobacco smoke; 49,.
Aud stu with voice OF dolorous pitch
He sang " The Song OF the Joke.
Joke! Joke! Joke!
While the printer yells Cop -ee!"
And joke-joke-joke.
WIN never smile OF gee;
And IT'S, oh, To he a clam
In the restful mud TO Turk.
Whore American humor never Gomez,
II this be Christian work.
Jokes Of thegsaskn sacque;
jokes Of Cbirago feet;
Jokes Of my dear old mother.in-aw;
Jokes OF boariing-hCuse meat;
Jokes of the cecream girl
And likewise Of Thomas cat
What are mr. wages The measy dy
Nv. I. TALBOT.
The ever-alert Ne,c. Orleans PicdyuHe explains the
recent cold snap ia the south by saying that the winter
has been so open down there that let the cold in
Fendersou-"I had a great lark with the girls this
evening. made believe that didn't know anything
You know. You'd ought to have seen them stare at me
and then look aI each other aud angh." Fogg-" Yes
naturally that not one OF them suspected you t. You
what is Fendy you have discovered the secret OF the
art which cOnceRls art Be true 10 yOnrsrl, my boy
and nobody II ever suspect you of possessing cupful OF
brains" Henderson Is moro delighted than e,er and
goes about telling what compliment FOgg PAID MIN
-lBoston Transcript
At the annual dinner OF the officers Of the 22d Reg
mont National Guard, at Demonico's. few evenings
ago General Horatio {. King Judge Advocate on
Governor Hills staf. the only officer who appeared
IN full dress uniform. As he rose 10 respond to the
toast Tho state OF New York." ho turned toward In
spector. General r. II. Briggs. who sat ut his lef, In
citizens clothes. and preiaced bis remarks with:
observs that my superior officer General Briggs is here
In citizens clothes and this makes conspicuous and
possii y seem out place In full uniform. But then
nerhaps does expect to be reappointed by the
Governor and do" Colonel william NJ WINS has been
promoted by Governor Hill upon his stan 70 succeed
General King.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
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HYPOCRISY IN OHIO.
gn WnNnEnf

BOURBON HIPO KIS1 IN OHIO.
Prom The fftsburd Commercial GGkehe.
Thurman IL always tho choice OF the ONO Democrats
whea ho cannot be elected
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

poet contributes TO The Troy Telegram n sonnet
on The Chicago Hog" Unless tho poet wishes
Germany 20 declare war with tho United States no
will zee the propriety Of not sending marked copy
OF the paper containing the eulogstic sonnet to
Bismarck. There are some things that that gentle
man Of blood and iron will not stand.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

The Secretary Of the Navy declares that he
has not asked for any report of the last trial
trip of the Dolphin. In view of what the boat
accomplished on that trip, It's easy to under
stand why Mr.. Whitney was not anx-
ious to be fully informed on the subject. The
Secretary announces also that there was no dis
agreement between the commander OF the Dol
phin and the technical experts who were on
board of her. We can understand how that
was, too. The experts were seasick in their
berths while the commander was running the
ship. 1t would take good deal of assurance
for them to disagree with him under such cir
cuynSfancps
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

Mr.. J. g. Moore, that amiable fine old gentleman
who writes such sensational letters on free;rade to
The Ner- York Times is greatly vexed and annoyed
at silly story which represents him rs having pre-
sided once at n meeting of wealthy importers. Mr..
Moore is very properly disturbed at n story so
ridiculous and plainly lbellous. "This clumsy
falsehood." he says. was probably got up by a set
of knaves who neither dare nor can answer my
arguments for tarii reform and hope by this wicked
lie 10 belittle my work Of twenty years" In that
cause We should doubt If the lie was invented by
set" OF knaves. IL is of course. worry IN
genious crafty and carefully detailed lie, but we
really think that one good stout. able bodied
knave or two at most. could have done it. The
supply of knaves would have to be exhausted,
however in the attempt to answer Mr.. MOores
arguments. That's where he would have them dead
TO rights We don't believe the knaye exists whose
vitality would not be used up in an effort oven to
end tho arguments. to say nothing of answering
them We should say that 1t would take about
twenty sharp active knaves TO hunt down each
argument and even then the chances are that the
wind would blow IL INTO some out-of-the-way corner
or that il would seek refuge in a key-hole. The
person who would lie about Mr. Moore in order to
belittle his exciting essays is not only h0pelessy
depraved, but capable Of the enormity of carting
sand to tho sea-shore.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

There is no doubt but that the condition OF the
workmen on the aqueduct is very bad indeed. In
Point of fact. they live like so many dogs IN
kennel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

We observe that several Democratic newspapers
seriously object to portions OF General Forakers
inaugural; and we cannot say that we blame them.
The Governors denuaciation of Democratic frauds
upon the rights of OHIO voters is well calculated to
hurt sensitive Democratic feelings.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16
ynoer to ADVERTISEMENTS.

Sopr TuRoAT AND LUNGS, CHAPPED HANDS
apd Face positively cured by PONDS EXTRACT soo only III
bottles. bun wrappers
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

bOrS mas 1lXeu upon eleven HllliioHs us 'lo Votdl
of river and harbOr appropriations for next year
that is, eleven millions is the sum the commit
tee has decided to report favOrably upon. 1t is
understood, however, that the expectation OF
the Democrats in the House is that the Senate
will swell it to at least eighteen millions, and
thus share with the House the responsibility
and the plumber therein involved. These cal
culations, we trust, will be disappointed. What
ever else Republican Senate may be guilty of,
it is hardly likely that the members will con-
sent to be used as catspaw for Democratic
jobbers.
( An illustration of the way in which the liquor
sellers of this city defy the law and the police
il furnished in letter from the Rev. DR.. How
ard Crosby, published elsewhere in this paper.
Within year six men have been arrested at
No. 10 Sixth-ave., for the plainest kind of
violations of the excise law; yet not one of
them has been tried and several were immedi-
ately discharged without bail being required.
The papers connected with the cases in which
the men were held for trial repOse in dusty
corners of the District Attorneys Office. Here
is matter ready to hand for the new Assembly
Committee on Excise. Let them see if some
legislation cannot be devised which shall
remedy this state of things.
The report of the New York Dairy Commits
sioner, Mr.. Brown, ought to settle a SANDER
about the farmers of this State which has been
industriOusly circulated of late in various quar-
ters He finds that they are entirely honest in
making butter and do not mix Oleomargarine
with the products of their dairy Another i'm
pOrtant point in the report is the assertion that
analysis proves conclusively that bogus butter
Of trade Is composed of ingredients injurious 10
the human stomach. Heretofore oleomargarne
manufacturers have denied this, and have sub
mitted samples of their productions which
chemists have pronounced good enough. 1t is
possible that Oleomargarine made in a labOra-
tory will stand sharp scrutiny; but there is 10
reason to doubt that the oleomargarine manu-
featured in large quantities for sale is q nasty,
injurious mess. The Commissioners report
should be the basis for some sound legislation
at Albany this winter.
The Democratic members OF the House Com
mittoe on Naval Affairs are not acting with
much shrewdness in trying to stife inquiry into
the conduct OF the commandment of the Norfolk
Navy Yard. If that officer discharged Union
soldiers and put in their places men who had
been rebels, or if he -otliterated inscriptions
commemorating the results Of Union victories,
why not lot the truth be knownf 1t is bound
to come out. And what does it matter, any
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

Having appointed NJ. Rossau to investigate the
cheering possibilities and Impossibities of the
Panama Canal IL is now IN order for tho French
Government to appoint accountant to invosti
gate the finances of the Canal Company The secret
history of the company would form most interesting
reading to those who have put their hard-carned
dollars into the scheme. 1t will be gratifying to
them TO know that the $4,000, 900 subscribed to
build the canal has done some one good, although
they themselves are not benefited TO any apprecable
extent Count dc Lesseps and NJ Rossan will ul-
doubleday have pleasant time ut the lsthmus The
private car of the Director General is exceedingly
comfortable and the wine locker is we'll supplied 1t
is the best time of the year to visit Panama, and
special train will cross the lsthmus in two hours.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

The Utica Herald prints n long article headed
aMarried SIX Times and Dies ut Forty-one." Yes
under our Republican system an industrious person
who improves his opportunities can accumulate
quite a career in a comparatively few years
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

We observe that Captain Belknap. that dis
tingushed Naval officer who pronounced the
Dolpin structurally weak because he heard some
glasses Jingle on a shelf when she was running at n
rate of fifteen miles an hour and who maintained
that a shifting of ballast could heat crank-pin
without first wrenching the shaft, has been made a
Commodore. There will be those we fear suilici-
emily hard of heart and keen of wit. who will fancy
that his being made Commodore had more or
less Intimate connection with his views on jingling
glasses and hot crank-pins which afforded such
grateful though short-lived satisfaction to the
Secretary of the Navy. But however that may be,
il will do no harm to hope that he will learn some
part of what he doesn't know about iron ships
before he gets to be an Admiral.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-16

In the course of labored defence of the neglect
of the Democratic Legislature of 1883 to make good
its oft repeated promise to the workingmen of the
State to abolish contract labor from the State
prisons. The Albany Ar0us says the Democrats
adopted the only necessary to put an end to
n system which was nmcal TO the interests of
honest labor" We judge from this that in tho
opinion of The Argus the whole art of Democratic
craftsmanship in the field of legislation consists in
running away from plain and pressing duty through
the back door of a so-calcd popular vote" of peo-
pie not authorized to egslate at ALL Ii is an opinion
that ought TO be patented and preserved in camphor
under glass case.
1t would be q pity if miserable little fuss should
break mp such excellent organization as tie Sea-
wnnhaka Yacht Club
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-06
AGRICULTURAL.
when II Is Safe to Pruns-Rule in
Grapes.
E,ryEa1sr', lEyDllfu


Grapes.
GardsRer's NVAhiy.
Il is indeed safer to pTune not at all
than 10 have q sharp knife IN the hands OF
an ignorant man. Much Of the iadsfer-
euce the culture Of the dwaIi pear has fall
en- into came about from the bad mistakes
Of ignorant primers. IL is not Of all IN
common to see dHarf pear tree with oil
ms young vigorous growth cut away.
Nothing but fruit spurs lett. All the force
Is thus sent into the towering condition ID
the spring. The trees are mountains oil
snow.White blossoms; but few ifuit follows
A iudicious thinning OFT Of weak branches,
30 IS to get good form 10 the tree, Is
about al the pruning required. Ii there Is
a tendency 10 produce an over proportion
OF fruit spurs, cut ont q good portion oil
them.
The apple often requires pruning when
somewhat advanced IN years. The old
s;unted branches should be cut out now
I'D then. whenever a young and vigorous
sboo, is inclined 10 take its place. Peach
trees especially love this sort Of pruning.
The grape vine, when trained on lattice
work or trellisses, u very liable 10 have Its
strong branches at the e2d O tie zine; and
a good primer is ever on the alert to gel,
youpg strong branch up from near the
ground. When he can get thls be often
takes out an older one, weakened by sge
or bearing, and replaces it with youth and
yigor. -. sssszs ss- 80: ssE=s 80 EtssHasa
The rule in pruning grape vines 10 &c
shorten ths shoots in proportion TO then
strepgth; but ifthe GdgiGs va have given IL
former summer hints has been sttsnded tc
here will be little disposition in this matter
as sumner punching OF the strong shoots
has eausIized the stEa2Eth OF the Vise
! Those Who are following any PaItieSIfi
,,sten will, Of course. prnne according L
rho ru,,>G comprising sGss system. AS
general rule, We csd Only soy taas efesl
| lent grapes can be hsG 0y any system o
pruning; for the only object of prc"'tG u
any case is to get strong shoots 10 push
where they may be desired, or 10 add tc
the increased vigor Of the shoot, which
pruning supposes will follow the act, in
creased size in the fruit it bears.
Blackberries, rsspberries ard currsnts are
also much assisted by having the weaker
canes thinned out, and those left shorten
ed a fourth or fifth of their length
Gooseberries need thinning, but not short
eniDg.