St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-26
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS.
Playing Aunt Sally With the Idiosyn-
Oracies of People of Prom
inence.
Striking at Personal Oddities, Peculiari-
ties and Weaknesses as They
Appear.
All For Fun and Everything Goes,
Where Not the slightest
Offense is Meant.
How the Little Individualtties OF
Certain Flour Cityites Strike
Their NeighbOrs.

safely over at the Exposition ana Eluei
Stewart did not show up as groom, there
was a unanimous long breath of relief.
Max Segelbaum can justly lay claim to
being the handSomeSt man in the dry goods
trade in Minneapolis. His dark brown eyes
are just lovely, and his smile has never vel
been equaled.
Joe T. Mannix says that since the spring
election he has stopped betting on sure
things II all reports are to be believed
Joe was a firm believer in the deluSlOn thai
Hon. Mr.. Pillsbury would be elected
mayor.
Attorney Wright is evidently thinking OF
starting a foundllngs' home, as in the dis
trict court few days ago he informed the
Judge that a whole family of children could
be supported on 81 week.
For a genuine ruSher Col. Gore, the adj
VertiSing man of the Minneapolis EXPOSE
ton. stands at the head. He can write an
ad that will cause more fuss and excitement
to the square inch than any other man WHO
EVER visited the glorious Northwest.
Lieut.. J. Helm wants it distinctly under
stood that it is the asthma with which he Is
suffering. and not something else. as GER
tain INSCRIPTIONS persons would nave II
appear.
officer John j. S. Bean draws pension
from the government for injuries received
during the war. He was wounded three
times.
Detective King probably possesses as
much nerve as any man in the state, and
he illustrated it a day or so ago, when he
made criminal disrobe and dig around in
the dirt for certain property he had stolen
and buried.
Young Morris, the former night opera
tor at telephone headquarters, has resigned
his position The manager was somewhat
in doubt whether he or Morris was running
the s'masheen' and took this means Of find
ing out.
Republican ''BOb'' McNfullen, candidate
for register of Deeds and member of Com
pany l, can stay out with the boys all night
and never drink anything stronger than
pop.
Col Charlie Johnson says: ''MayOr
Ames orders a holiday for the wOrkingmeu
every other week and the poor devils OF en-
plOrerS have to suffer"
A. j. BIethen-I don't think Knute Mel
son made over one hundred enemies at the
state convention. Perhaps he made more,
but doubt it.
Lew Harrison declines invitations to go
shooting with the Milwaukee Rod and Gun
club.
Judge A. Hamilton Num- talks of taking
the vail and entering nunnery.
Efforts to induce William Eibel to accept
the presidency of the White Cross society
have thus far proved unavailing.
William Henry Eustis is still for Blaine.
reports that he had declared for Logan to
the contrary notwithstanding.
Have the newspapers Of Minneapolis and
49, ,,al, A l.
W. W. Sly exists? His name has not been
seen in print for some weeks, and the alder
man must be getting lonesome with only
his convictions for company.
Capt Tirrell, deputy clerk of the district
court. was 80 years old yesterday. Time
rests lightly upon the gallant captain, and
he will live many more years to swear at the
Democratic party and vote the straight Re-
publican ticket.
Men of wide experience say that County
Attorney Frank Davis is the only lAan in
the Northwest who can scare a witness into
telling the whole truth in case.
1t is noticed that Ed Davenport. clerk of
the district court. always wear a pleasant
smile, no matter how much he may want to
swear, when he administers the oath to
witness
w. A. Plummer says that he would have
been happy to act as the proxy Of
the husbands of the ladies married at the
Exposition building last evening.
Assistant County Attorney Jamison is
counted the handsomest man in Northwest
ern legal circles, barring Mr.. Brewer. of the
firm of Hart d Brewer.
Our good friend WPlter NJ. O'Dwyer,
formerly of the New York Tribune, has
become editor and proprietor of the South
Minneapolis News. We were with Walter
in Mexico and found him most pleasant
companion. He fell in love with several
senoritas. One-an heiress-fell in love
with him. An unfortunate joke of ours on
Walter, published in the Chicago Times,
was copied in the papers of the City of
Mexico. and the family of the enamOred
beauty set themselves against the match.
Walter fought couple of duels with the
quit the land of the Montezumas. The
young lady retired to convent, where she
still remains. Walter forgave US many
years ago, but we have always felt Temorse-
full for having, unthinkingly, blasted his
hopes and left him minus couple of mill
ions in hard cash. Let us venture to hope
that some fair and fond MinneSOtian will
teach our friend O'Dwyer to forget the
bright black eyes that facinated him in the
Mexican national palace.-Finerty's Citi-
zen.
DR.. GibsOn's military mustache has taken
on fiercer aspect than ever, and he will
be delegate to the county convention
from the Second precinct of the Seventh
ward or he will know the reason why.
John Lally is occupying his time princi
pally with the projected Sixth ward market,
and it is feared will not be able to give his
usual attention to politics this fall.
Mark Hayne has postponed his trip to
the East. and is trying the efficacy of
magnetic and electric treatment.
Sam Hill wishes the papers would not
refer so openly to his immortal beauty.
Friends of Col John T. West warmly
assert that the wicked story about his being
Swallowed at Chicago by Pinkerton de-
tective is utterly without foundation.
Jack McGaughey's respect for the &C
curacy of newspaper reporters has de-
creased perceptibly of late, but his admira-
ton of their creative powers has correspond
ingly increased,
w. G. Edgar, of the Northwestern Miller,
who helped Bill Nye recover his umbrella
at the Exposition, is spoken of as one of
1.-The attaches of the building in the humor-
lists description of the adventure.
Col F. E. Nimocks, managing editor of
the Program, expects to throw the influ-
ence of his paper in favor of Ames and
reform.
Selah Mathews last evening occupied a
front seat at the Exposition wedding.
Eugene and Her Nieces.
London News.
The ex-Empress Eugene has staying