The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-03-26
TEE HOTEL CLERKS STORY.

1t is the fashion among many so-called
humorists to represent the American hotel
clerk as q lordly and supercilious being,
who, with headlight diamond in his i'm
maculate shirt front and look of con-
temptuous disdain upon his classic fea-
lures, sends tired and travel-stained arri-
walls off to impossible regions in the fif-
teenth story. or haughtily refuses them any
lodging whatever.
The fact is that the true American hotel
clerk is an invaluable feature of our civili-
cation. lifetime of the arrivals and depar-
lures of all the trains on all the railroads is
at his tongues end he is full of Informal
ton about what is interesting at the thea
tres, and of stories of actors and actresses
who have stopped at his hotel, and withal
akindly man, who, if the house is crowded,
will let yon sleep on billiard table Mr..
W. p Hammond, who is the clerk at the
West End Hotel, SOB and sos West Mad
ison street, Chicago, is of this obliging dis
position and is always ready to give any
information regarding the hotel to those
who seek it. The accomplished landlady
of the West End has recently suffered with
rheumatism. The story of her cure is
thus told by clerk Hammond:
"Our landlady was taken with quite a
severe attack of rheumatism in the lower
limbs, suffering much pain and being
scarcely able to walk. She heard of Attn
lophoros and of the cures it had effected,
and sent me 10 the drug store to buy
bottle of it. got it, and in half an hours
time after she had taken the first dose she
felt relieved, and in few days the rheu-
matism was entirely gone"
How much did she take?"
"About one bottle"
Has she had any return of the pain?"
"Not to my knowledge" replied Mr..
Hammond, "and l am certain she would
he likely to say something about it if she
had. She speaks Of AthIophoros in the
highest terms, and has recommended it to
many. In enc case | remember the cure
was as quick as in her own
The accuracy of clerk Hammond's state
ments is fully confirmed by the landlady
herself, who is not averse to having it
known how she was cured.
81 will tell you something about nv
cure" she said to visitor who called to
learn the facts in her case. 81 was so
lame and suffered so much pain that it was
impossible for me to bend my limbs or
walk around my room without taking hold
of the back of a chair for support. Ny
relief, after taking the first dose of AthIo-
phoros, was almost immediate In fact,
after taking few doses | was well and
have not been troubled since. At the
same time that | was suffering from the
rheumatism, there was lady boarding in
my hotel who was suffering with facial
neuralgia so much that it was impossible
for her to sit up. / advised her to try
my remedy that being the name | have
for Athlophoros. After she had taken
two doses Of it she was well, and the next
thing knew saw her rushing for street
car to go uptown. My confidence in Ath-
lophoros cannot be shaken. | find it a
positive cure for nervous headache and
shall always keep some in the hotel, as |
cannot afford to suffer from rheumatism,
neuralgia or any such trouble while |
can get medicine like Athlophoros"
Ifyou cannot get ATHLoPHoRos of your drug
Eist. we Will send it express paid on receipt of
regular price-One dollar per bottle. We prefer
that you buy it from your druggist, but if he
hasn't it, do not he persuaded t. try something
else, but order Mt once from us. as directed
ATHLoPHoEos Co. III Wall Street, New York.