Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-09-09
SUNBEAMS

SCNBEAMs,
"f consider him a bold, arropap
man" Eyes, know he is now, but h,
won't be very long" "And why not
l should like to know?' "He is to b,
married next week."
The name of the new Swedish Minis
ter of the United States is Kiolt. Ut
isn't as skittish as young kjolt, but i,
sad to have a powerful bjolt on the
English Language.
A Washington correspondent saw.
that but one man on the shipbuildinp
committee OF the House ever saw q
ship. They are all, probably very IA
mlliar with schooners, however.
| She--"You awkward brute! You
have dropped your bread and butter on
the hoor, " He--"That's all right INV
dear Nobody will get it. l have my
foot on it."
In the present style of shirt collar. a
young man OF fashion may safely be
trust-d in the gilded halls of pleasure.
An entire corps de ballet could not
turn his head.
PA, who was Shylock?" "Great
goodness, boy! You attend church
and Sunday school every week, and
don't know who Shylock was? Go
and read your Bible, sirr'
Coming events cast their shadows
Fefore." A roller rink uptown has
been rented by the Salvation Army.
They will con inue to Bring Down
Sal," at the old stand.
What is Smith doing nowa" "He
is aveling with q circus" "2retty
hard work, isn't itP' "No, he has
nothing to do except put his head in
the big lions mouth twice day"
Father" said a newly married
youth. ''I've discovered that nv
wife is fool" "Say nothing, nv
son, say nothing about it, and eyery-
body will be happily matched"
as ducky darling sick? What will
he do, ducky?" was heard issuing
from sleepng-car berth. "Try some
qnack medicine?" came the unsolicited
response from five pairs of strong
lungs
A sign on Western railroad reads:
"All messengers wanting dinner will
please take the dining room car" The
Western railroad officials must give
the travelling public credit for having
wonderful digestive organs.
a loDoken young man took a
nni@hte ,"n aI, ,o ~ smo nance tle olhcr
d;dn,t sar Wv, . , sqGares ana
think he wos hsohfni do moius. Ion
didn,t have ar "nnor,,, ui", ieauer, ne
more A"'' All opportunity 10 say any
,...,
~ uisIlnSuisheu herman hyglenist
o Guy 10 I'M ia Wv, ,I ,raf vi u,aoents, unless
.tbona III !, saG Tc,a Is qu,'e gfounuiess,
uan n ~ "iioC' nlost people III
Is th;e ;n "m,J q - s,nP,y rlulcuious.
hi,ianis, ,a,'NeN 'oi IL HI vi inc 'FRONT.'
ODl''7
a woman appeared in court charged
with having poisoned her husband.
a,a nu souri, ut 1--we lave you ANYTHING to-
voi.ei w. u1 ,,e,,. u que lIh iim,d
,n ", H., n,o oS, yout iionoI' tney told
n nr ;na' mourning "ouiu DC so De
'o,ninS " iie.
In lexas me colored servant changes
her employer about once every twol
weeks. Am DAT your said Matilda
. s.ns oalI, meeting meeting Deiinaa jackson.
!; ou ga n ~. me- .1 !" no am you
, nohi,,, wiz I ho" III ain hVm VIA
''o''' i'' mar 'cu.
A poor mans wife who bought al
quart OF molasses at Cincinnati gro
Gerry, the other day, found diamond
ring IN II worth two hundred dollars.
Ii she had bought gallon of the pre-
cious syrup sue might nave found ear
iinss anu preast'pih 10 match
"Good heavens, Washington, how
does your master live in such NOS
qultoey hole as this?" well, sab,
the TACT am, at night Mars George am
SO intoxitied he don't give cuss for
the skeeters, an IN de morning de
skeeters are so intoxified they don't
give cuss for Mars George"
'hi I'm. IL eet OUT anu stretch my