The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-01-30
RrcyifiCs.

Philadelphia Call: Woman ~as made
after man, and she has been after h;rl ever
since.
Harpars Gazar: Said William 70 Martins:
''But you must remember, my dear, that my
taste is better than yours
Omaha Bee: While New Brunswick edit
tor was out of town recently he was hanged
in effigy This was much better thaa oe.u
hanged in New Brun wick.
Said MAJ tha to William: 'Urdoub ediy,
when we come to remember that yoa mar
ried me AMI married you" And William
said not a word, but >eam5l to be thinking
New Orleans Picayuna: Paapars are still
sold al auction in Nova Scotia - tIo lowest
bidder A very good article o, d:st.ns,ui he'd
family in redIo circumstances can be had
there for a few dollars
Chicago News: a fair majori-7 of tho
men employed in city newspaper Offices are
graduates from country newspaper Offices.
We will 60 so far as to say that re coagrst-
ulate the country upon bayins go5 rid Of
some Of them.
Lowell C,tizo1-'.If women ruled The
world says John Boyle ORei!y. "iIe
would be a poem Yes: aud in the advent
Of such situation Of affairs there woa!d be
plenty of editors who would reject the roem
We know at least one who would
Estelline. Oak, Bee: Mamma, " said little
Estelline girl, what is that man doing over.
there on Mr.. Thompson's porch, lie has
been sitting on the steps for two hours, AMI
hasn't moved" That, my chilli is house
painter. He IS painting Mr.. Thompson
house by The day"
Penn Van Chronicle: PA" said EbIa-
delphia lad what is a martvrT' "On.
don't bother me- Ma, what is a l..Gr.7gr'.
"Why, My son, l am martyr" go. =
martyr" exclaimed the husband; 'ho7 So
''Why, this is the third winter / have woIn
this bonnet, and Pm married t. \ mar too
mean to buy rue another one
Norr.stown Herald: \ s.. Lo4is pap,r
says that jennie FlooI, daughter OF 'ils
California millionaire, is eNtre nelly homely
and has 81 800 900 III her own r.gae It is
pretty hard to reconcile these two state
ments. There is not one young .nal in =
thousand who could SEQ anything 10 roiy in
a young woman who is worth - 90, 90
She may not be a professional BEAUTY bat
she can't be ugly.
st. Louis Globe Democrat: Senator
Mason's litt.e boy accompanied his father
one day to the BARRIERS shop where tie.
senator had his boots bla-,cned by- n co'or-i
man. The next morning the senator heard
this much of a conversation being Carried on
by the young man and S little sister: An
did you know ut niger mons hal bla"x
breG' NO. Does enT asked the little
girl yes; I sawed it yes erIay Aniggcr
man DIES bowed his breT Oh papa'g yoot3 a.
made 'em all black.
Albany Journal: COOL story is toIl
about a State street Little boy who was say
ing his prayers at his mothers knee the
other night y mischievyus Ittie brother
passed by aud pulled his hair Stopping in
his prayer, the little fellow said: wow,
God, please excuse me for minute until |
go and punish my brother for pulling my
hair" 1t is needless to add that the mother ;
Interference al this nc NJ Fortunately saved
the other youngstcr from cbastisameut.
London Punch: Cha ty passenger -"To
show yer what cheats they are, sir friend o
miue-lots o money ani fus rate t7s,c--
give the horder 10 one of EN- to decorate his
new 'ouse in regular slap up stylc-spnre no
expense-wiJh ali the finest chromios that
could be al You know what lovely thing,
thy are, slr! Wen, sir, woul Won b,lis We
it! AZ r they was sent. they uruel cat not
10 be chromios at all, but doae by ard tuitL
whitening contemplation by ana, sir!r