Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-03
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE is man in Oakland, Cal, so mean
ma, when he Is asked TO join in singing "Old
hundred" churns of Ninety and Nine" IN
stead. He says he has got to make per cent.
anyway these hard times. The Ftd0 Of tie
Free
The ire Of Greece. the ire OF Greece,
Which made the fame Of Marathon,
Ana Vainly sought the States release,
From Phihp. King of MacedOn;
Self-interest stirs than anger vet
Though all the classic blood Is let.
-C0lWn5us (O.) DisDdtch,
FIRST LANDLADY-"I don't give my board
ers hash nowadays.".
Second Landlady-"Indeed! What do you
do with your odds and ends of cotd meat?
You don't surely throw them away"
First Lanilady-"Oh, no, | make them up
into crOquettesn
second land .dv-"Ah | see. your hash il
idealizcd. "-Cdterer.
ANGRY LAND PURCHASER ito real estate
agent)-''1ou told me that the temperature
IA this part of the country wOlld average
about 30 deg. the year round, and here the
thermometer is down 20 zero"
Real Estate Agent ca, air; zero in the
winter and 10 deg. IN the shade in the sum
mer-that makes the 50 deg. average all
right. "-ErchaR9e.
THE Socialists Of Chicago, a. their meeting
men sleep ii the t1nrels?d Several sdeakers
asserted thar 8l was entirely 6Nfffg TO the
existence OF CAPITALISTS" IL is sasteeted that
db buclI neat thaCCtinN bHbyt VIII ubDftke tue
question, way do Socialists and other men
get drunk RAda4e IN the gntters9s and also
attribute tAGgSeaqq4e 70 the capitalization
rfsfoaon Herdtd. ~ 49,, -,
WIFE ito s,sA hpsband) Ibid rem not de-
rive great sSn q, ], john DEAF from the
sick Husband,4sSot verv mach ~.
Wife acknowledgements, Johu, I wish you
could bring yourself to think of these things.
Surely his words mus have had some effect.
" hat did he talk ra4Dap tsN Dbl. cd hon
Sick Husbaud-EHe talked about the advis-
abiLtv OF my endowihg chapeI."- Christian
at Work.
SAITH-"Brown, am glad TO see you look
ing go well and prosperous. Big change since
] saw you three months ago. Have you struck
bOnanZaEY sJAliAlll4l 80 NfHJhEf
Brown-"Yss. You know l. am one of the
hers e 20 t d6e AXa estate in England worth
Smith texGit3 diyj-s'Certain You don't
mean to ten me chat the thfdS IS settied?"
Brown-"Yes, so far as ana concerned.
I've droppedalR claims, aud am nDw giving
close attention ITO. business . hPald say I
had struck a bonsnza.-NeaC KqSk SNs.
| stepped into my rnom one day =lsd
And saw some chihiren there az play;
| sought my ltgle giEl. and found her
with half dozen youngsters round her,
And from the Nay she slapped tne rue,
| knew that they were playing School,"
give my iittlekitl a kiss ~ lh
A pleasure thAt Taevert miss. ihfs
muFher through the schooi-room ran.
A smile pcryaded every feature
He must be committeeman"
They loud exclaimed: ''he kissed the teach
err! -PhikadelDhja Record.
ALL GREEK
''PraJ teil me, John. what's all about,
The war cry there In Greece;
What makes those chaps Hellenic,
SO strive TO break the peace?
''Do they want to whip the SerVians,
Is Bulgaria at fault,
Or has the sultan saucy been,
Or is 1t Russia's fault?' Il
'My dearest love. I'd tell you quick,
Sut don't know, you see,
And what King George h aiming at.
Is Greek, ali Greek, TO me-"
-BossoR Budget.