The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-05
CHILD LOEE
son. Cute Sayings Of Prse'ri0 d
LIttii ones

ann zorid. f. Il said, logss lover,
,1titispo les true that al lie s'i-1
rovs children; and Ehls re nay iifs O
-. ~ love. boEeTsr ardent o. ss1-
80 ,bsv and re may %. re are
,Iz.vsr ready . smile over Store d ins
vszariss Of childhood There are
zIinpsss Of the ars ksniag P7Ts-s q ne
mind in those anecdotes o ehilersn, q
--sf.-s ev.ry pare : has more or les %
L-u and ,re perhaps pardon tie weak
ne.s .: vanity nOre readily y inis
direction tnsn n any Othsr.
Inc Ehims.caliy distorted shapes ITO
which the thoughts and incomes O
older people are transformed n passing
through 4 child brain are often slS-
ges:ive as well &c entertaining
The mind" . Lt:le fellow szyss -s
Soustb1rz that turrs round ana round
il vour head AID makes up stories
Ard. upon the whole. one : lErii1e1
10 comment that metapysiciz1s DO not
come much nearer 70 Z clear eehuiriol
OF the Intellectual faculties Inc drOli-
ness Of chiftren'z remarks Ctts1es- con
sists IN their loOzing AZ things lcesl or
intellectual from 9 strletly mat-r-z-
o.si.. Tkev measure probabilities o.
their experisuce, and hare Tot yet
learned 70 construct world G. theory
beyond mat apparent 20 the senses
The clouds" observed little 4-yez--
olG sirI. must ce solid or the snge.s
would tumble through
"Oh. they cam dy Ike the birds. her
brother. > years oder, assured he
'.Oh no - she replied. calling 70 mind
the fact thai she mad seen the tai
Z feathers % the hens clipped % keep
them from fling. of course they can :,
I for thay haven Z any tails
on another occasion this same child
I observed 20 her mother, IN the most
Z matter of fact tone: I wish l was IS
high q the moon ana the stzrs, and
then Ia taEs great ladder and % up
and look on God : llzutel piece and see
. i I could md e-y psppe-minrs there .
C1I.lrel am-ze and DeElCsT a-lEe o.
. their logic and thsir want Of It.
Dear Aunt Susan, little Bob says,
. IN the fuiIness Of his admiration for his
aunt. when I grow I'd J hope l shall
/ De lust such 2 woman as you are
SOmetim the definitions Of children
ar mos. amusing. 4 Little fellow OF 8
I wears reyiaced me expression sets nv
. TEEN on sIgs by the more original
I aui strikiug phrase. IL makes ny
T teeth Itch
/ Dr.. Bort g. Wider. the weIl-knOvn
I na-srzlis. relates that, his parents being
I EraramIres. his early years we're passed
I IN ignorance OF the fac- that people
used Eesh for food. BY some change o.
opinion. hOSsver. they came 20 more
. ordinary customs, and one day 8 r0sted
. chicken Vas served f0- dinner. Inc O.
. year-oid lad gaZ=t n oeTille-meut 81
this mysterious dish Tor some moments,
the light OF q great discovery dsEninE
upon him. and NJ length he burst ont n
convictions and sstOnisEme1t. Il BET
that's o dead her "A conclusion there
was no gainsayiug.
The most Triumphant moment OF 8
bOy' lie, everything ksing aiken into
account. : when he frst discards petit
coats for trousers. It's TO be supposed
that the feminine mind Is deprived OF
ecststic Thrill Of this delicious mOmtut.
for the first trained dress does not cone
until long after the child Is oil enough
10 know that better is mingled N-ith the
sweet Of every cup, 50 tina. IL : impcSsi-
be 20 give herself Up 10 enjoyment With
the same abandonment o. the wee man
who gets his E->t genuine masculine
Garments. \ lite fellow OF 20 whom
had come this supreme period Of hi- ex-
istence. drew himself Up proudly before
HIS eAe-E4 u III -aAA AANaENANa ~
impress upon Ter his true greatness.
'@Ki;tie,n ne observed. .-yOu can I
never wear pants" 4 pause. in which
he observed tie effect OF his words.
! Kitty, you can't never have a mus
tsche." 4 second rhetorical pause dur
ing which the 1.-THE sister IOOkeu Ut
with pleading eyes; and then the
climax, delivered IN tone Of the most
comniSerating contempt, ''kittie. YOU
can't never be q man nohow."
The accumulation OF woe wSs too
; much Tor poor Kittis, who burst into $
piteOus howl al the prospective nsgatiOr
= Of her ebased state, while her brother
gazed proudly upon her distress with
the ar OF a cOnquerOr-
Small Robin showed himself under
similar circumstances more OF gentle
man. Arrayed in his new suit, he was
! at first speschless with delight. Their
r. a. length his Joy found tongue, and ht
; burst out: "Oh, mamma, pants mRks
J me feel so grand Didn't il make yoU
feel grand when -
1 But an awful consciousness came
over him that this bliss had never been
! shared by his mother and he laid hi:
wee. chubby hand pityingly agsi0s
her cheek, saying, pathetically: Pool
{ mamma poor mamma '-Arlo Bate
: in HgrPeT's H0Hthiy.
At the orsrir,. Of the EansSztasr y