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SERVICES AT THE CHURCHES.
Discourse of Prof. Jacob Norris at the Fifth
Presbyterian Church Yesterday.

Discourse of Prof. Jacob Norris at the Fifth
Presbyterian Church Yesterday.
Prof. Jacob Norris, of Wabash College,
preached at the Fifth Presbyterian Church, yes
terday morning, his text being: "Then Jesus,
beholding him. loved him"-Mark x, 81. The
Professor tod the story of the rich young man.
a ruler in the Jewish synagoge, one who had
kept all the commandments from his youth up,
and who asked of Jesus the great question,
What shall l do that / may inherit eternal
lifeg" And yet Jesus lost him because He told
him the plain truth which was for his own
good 1.-THE young man turned away sorrow
fully" Jesus told him he could not make both
God and money his idol 1t is easier to save a
thief on the cross than to save a man
who has sold himself to the pas
sion of money getting. 1t ia more diff
cult to save money lover than to reform
a MagdaleI or Zacchens Though Jesus loved
him, He Loot him. Possibly Jesus might have
gained him disciple if He had said, Come
on; give me one-tenth of your income and follow
me-" or Come show gratitude to God by
constant attendance upon worship, and
prayers, and the study of Moses and the
prophets, and follow me- or, Come on; put
down your name and show your zeal by always
speaking good word for me and my cause" or,
Come on. Everybody must have some idol;
by degrees overcome your passions and God
will gradually bring you into the kingdom.
But no. No such language escaped His mouth.
of Jesus if Jesus would only give him the ad-
vice he was willing to take. @"The young man
went away sorrowful. and Jesus, beholding him,
loved him.
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Drunken Wife whipped.

The wife of Gus Sawyer, who lives on Seventh
street, got drunk on Christmas eve, left home.
and did not return until yesterday morning.
When she came In her husband proceeded to
give her sound whipping, and when he had
finished she went out again. and swore out a
warrant on which he was arrested. Sawyer
says she left young child in the house also
when he went away.
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DIS morning
by short-Hana students

Entertainment by Short-Hana Students.
The shorthand department of the Indianapolis
Business College gave an entertainment, Friday
afternoon, in their rooms in the Vance Block
They had very interesting programme, con-
sisting of vocal and instrumental music, select
ssadings. poems and essays AT the close of the
yercsses Professor l.. A. Duthie. the teacher of
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Christmas Gifts for the Friend,ess.

The celebration of Christmas at the Home of
the Friendless. North Tennessee street. was
made particularly pleasant by the present of a
beautiful tree, decorated, and with gifts for
each one of the inmates. II was donation
from daughters of one of the lady managers of
the home
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that department. was made the recipient Of
handsome present from his students. Mr..
Phillips made the presentation speech, which
was brief aud spicy. Professor Duthie re-
sponded
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DIED.

RENNARD-John B. Rennard. on Sunday, Dec.
&C. at p. M at the family residence, No. % South
Liberty street.
Funeral Tuesday, Dee. %. at p. M. from St.
Johns Cathedral Friends invited.
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The Judge.
1--we hung up my two stockings" said little
girl as she kissed her mother goodnight "Are
you afraid that one wouldn't hold the doll that
Santa Claus is going to give youl" asked her
mother In sly way. at isn't that, ma, slowly
said the little reasoner. "but thought perhaps
/ may have twins this year"
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DAILY WEATHER BULLETIN.
Indications.

WASHINGTON, Dec 27, A. NJ.
Special indications for twenty-four hours from
A. NJ. for Indana-Light snow followed by
fair, colder weather
For Indiana and Ohio--Light snow followed
by fair weather, colder northwesterly winds.
For Illinois and Iowa-Snow, followed by fair
weather; north westerly Winds becoming varia-
BILE; slightly colder.
For Michigan and Wisconsin-Fair weather,
northwesterly winds, becoming variable; slightly
colder.
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Struck with a Sand-B ag.

Footpads assaulted man named Johnson on
Cherry street. Saturday night. and after knock
ing him down with a sand.bag robbed him of
$40. He was struck over the head twice, and
was badly injured, although not dangerously.
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The residence of A. En- James. No. 22l East
Michigan street. caught fire from defective
fue. yesterday forenoon. The department., as
usual, was promptly on hand. and extnguished
the blaze before the loss amounted to more than
tea dollars
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More Cold Weather Coming

The cold-wave signal was hoisted last night,
and the Signal Service officers predict that the
temperature will fall from fifteen to twenty de-
grees within twenty four hours.
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AS the greatest pain-destroyer. st. Jacobs Oil
heads the list
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Local Observations.
INDIANAPOLIS Dec. 26.
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ATTORNEYS.
MISCELLANEOUS.

j. r. RY A N & CO..
Commission Merchants and Dealers in
FLOUR, GRAIN, HAY AND FEED,
81 and "a East Maryland Street.
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Time Bar. Their. Hum. Wind. Weather. R. ain
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INDIANAPOLIS OIL TANK LINE CO..
DEALERS IN PETROLEUM PRODUCTS,
Corner Pine and Lord Streets.
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CGzS;AMc0L.1E RoNM0OO
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
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w the West. the Weekly Indiana State Joa-na /.
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CIIpPoaD. KY.

Thinking some items from this place
would interest you, ] will give few.
The cold wave on the 18th knocked our
Thermometer clear ont Of the ring.
Health lsgood In this community.
VIM, crum has 500 legs against The
Rock Castle boom. g4
!. d Peters passed through here with
his team from Grassy fork Of Rock Castle
Greek, en- route for home.
Patrick & Bro. have moved their store
to this place. ] think they have male
good move.
Niiss Belle Marcum lie visiting relative.
nj I'll, place.
VIM. f'riini has coine to take charge
Of his timber at this place and is rafting
1t UP. OLD BACH.
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EAsllrnN MAnltrNe ltRe..

"A large % Ittpr publication cnD'.ir'rt The
Latest Iylr.. vitb 'ana oms Illustrations O.,
fashions for the coming season, Arlsile Fan.
ey Work, Painting, X cn,c' mrir'' suliject
Of Interest 10 a cultivated American lady. Price
si.oo. sfEciAt. For the address or6ve la.
dies who you think hehinllt agents
and 70 two cont. stamps tar po.iast, atc,.
we WI 'trl, as.s'r, for one entire year
nrE. address nim,dio e'y,
fAs ,rS s q zIsE Co., p. o. Box 47S,
BurfNo; N. Y.
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An END 10 noyr scRArlyo.

Edward Six, ,heul, II lI,rdslgg sNysi
ITaw & reeeis Il % much benefit from Eelec-
trio Biiter,, feel II myduty 10 let suf-fng
hunant, know il, Have hal iuW'ne
soteo my les for eight ,'ar'i my drctors
oil m y iull A,vc to have the lt,e scrap.
ed or leg amnu,aiel Iuse instead, hire
bottles ofiielecuie Btisr. AMI seven boxes
Dueklen'' A Mia solvr. ami NY lcg is now
s)ini and well.
Er'ectrie ptrt' IRE s'll ~ fifty cents
bottle, and Bieil-l,' Atnic, s''ve al agents
ably at r g. Wilson's Drug ssce.
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The following list contains the
names OF the members ofthe Dem
oeratic executive committee for
Lawrence county as appointed by
the State centrol commute viz jas
q. Lackty, 4. F. vinson, James
Workman, u. Cared, D. D. Bran
ham, Geo. Carter, Jere Lambert
John b. spencer John Thompson
L. B. Fitch, MI Moore, John y,
Carter and j. r. Dran,
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llncs - ..lNlcA Sal ~

The pesi salye IN The world for cuts, bruises,
sores. ulcers, salt rlieum, Fever sores, letter,
ehapped hands. elilblalns corns, and all akin
eruptions, and positively cures lies, or NJ pay
required. Ii is guaranteed to civeperfect sata
isfattigr, q ~ re d did. Pie Is cents
per box. lr Sale by R.F. Vnson,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-02-18

A State Teachers Meeting will
be held a. Frankfort Saturday, Feb
ruary 81. the object of which Is the
recommending 10 the Legislature
ofan improved common school
system, looking among other things
tole'ter pay Tor the teachers and !"
4 :gher standard of mental training,
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Pau. ii. lIayneh43 prepared fol-
the Southern Bivonae fer Maroh, an
acoout Of the tleions, % Fort Wag-
ner, in Charleston ! fl'@r. His de-
scription oftlie tlosprrqlr assault
made BIZ the Fed. rni r,it's l'nde'
Col Shaw. nnl IL r,api @,i rery
granhic.
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Com Rrsylrs N EysRY cAsE

ID. a. Bradford. wholesale pator dealer O.
Chattanooga, Tenn, writes. that he was Sc
rioasly afflicted with severe cold tina, settles
on his lungs The trie.l man, remedies without
benefit. Being induced 70 Try Dr. Kiog''
New Discovery for consumption. did 50 and
was entirely eur,d by We cfgfrw bottles.
Since VII Oh time be has used II in hi. family
fer all Coughs and Colds with hes, icNnli'.
Thi : the experience Of thousands whose
lives haye been saved by this Wonderful Dis
covery.
Trial bottles nee mt K. F. Viasoa'' DRUG
Store.
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AcnNp ~ "a e

At,t Mbo suffered { yer3 ntsl1 VS.
treated by ili mrt IFiel Thy ieiE7s % a,
mcrica without relief, naspi'.ni bsleien'-
edyby a Russian Nurse which lermaacn'ly ~
stored her to heri ~ " ~ y she
now cfiets t ',i'dfr s,4 cte, p, Nilh I'll
farm ling !. prd'iii ~ lei
sftfAA do4iseNp ~ IS aesuGsr-
ing with any form Of fem'Ia 'lisesse, do uo'
throw away t''is Sim nyeFd loisia.ent
medicines, butinc|cse mr fiN'i'-s el,v,i pc
(all ~.> .ls,aN rr.s7fi l.e rs ~ ~ g
= 6dlr.ss, N.p. LARA B.NRiGiir Is
T.. Eelt Street. DnfrtO. \. y.
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Tbs following Is the Hat OF iGtit
Jurors, at the present Term ST the
Circuit Court: Isaac Belchcr, r..
H. Curnutte, J. G. Evans, 4. B.
Fitch, w, s. Grub, D. ". Cared,
VIM. Harmon, s. G. Kise. Harvey
hestei, Carbon Lyons, J. II. Moore
Fred Mclienrp. John Meek, W, H.,
Moore, T. J. Spencer, Geo.C.short,
NJ. L. Swetnan, Jas Shannon, Nm
Tsylor, John Thompson, john
Walden; J 8. White lra and Jehu
White,
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Jusr Tssrnr. G.A.RGnaNp MARcT

- A1A Ath7 ~ Ns"eAf fssNt'~ss+
tits n pleasure TO notice such
compositions ~ this elegant New
March by the fathi US coml)aser
John Wiegand, 1t is certainly one
Of the most pleasing spirited and
showdy marches we have seen for
many a day, adapted for organ as
well as piano. The title page bears
b fine portrait Of tic commander.
in-Chief oil the G. A. r, to whom il
Is dedicated, Young musicians
and teachefs would do well to Older
COPY at once. Price 90, Simp.
lifted 40c., Duet 75c., Brass sd
Reed Band 50c, Mailed on receipt
Of pficel Ign, Fischer. Publisher,
To' edo, Ohm.
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Az an article. for the toilet, Ay-
'el.'8 lii'M Nigor stands unrivled.
.trslr.nses ne SCALP and preserves
70 from scrua. and dandruff, cures
itching and humors, restores faded
pr gray lair 10 its Original dark
Se,pl, and promotes its growth.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-02-18

We are sorry to say that we did
not receive the proceedings Of the
FLOYD county Convention uhtill
too late for publication. They did
not reach us until Friday. The de-
lay was evidently the fault Of the
mails.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1886-02-18

Rush Williamson with The HIN.
" i. Crane Boot and Shoe Co.,
pissed through here Saturday.
night cn route for the up river
towns.
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ID disGanrinr ernptions or

The disfiguring eruptions on tie
lace, the suuken eye, the pallid
complexion, indicate III / there is
something wrong going on within.
Expel the lurking foe to health BY
using Ayers Sarsaparillo.
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NOTICE,

Allpersons indebted to Lewis AZ
kins are licrel y notified not to pay
hin, but come forward and settle
an Chains with theassignee, OF they
will be proceeded against according
tolaw. L, WALLACE,
2i Assignee. 4
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The following at.orneys have

Inc IOITuWInE aVVUTHV!' TI"''
been at,enliny Circuit Celrl: r.
T, Moore r i. lirown, SO. Burns
of Catlrttsburr ,S.C Inllfnilnnd
]. L. Tiagcr Of s.hlend; JUS, GU
BILE Of Prestcnsburg J. 5. Patton
Of Inez; G. w. sknggs Of Bl0inei
and B. Ii. Conley Of Flat Gap.
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One Of the prettic.t Marches pub
lished this season is the GA. X.
Grand Matrll 'liy Wlesaud, price 40
els, Ign, Fichcr, publisher, Toledo,
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Il. NJ. Kelly has wrirtenap inter-
esting sketch of John Williamson,
Botanist and Artist, wlih viii NJ :
pear With M ncrous Illustrations in
SoltLrrn Bly, lnnr.fnr Mrrch.
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Tho Southern Bivouac for March
will have apaper descriptive Of the
Tschc (ba.) Country Fifty Years
A 20
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PLEASANT RIpas


Preaching last Sunday at the Ridge y
Rev. ). Nelson.
NV. Halves, our boss carpenter, has
returned from Il Business trip to ffos-
perity.
Marion Ctirnutte. Of Sand Bfrnch, Wis
tied the Ridge Sunday.
ID. W. wellman & Co. are hauling a
fine lot Of logs to Webbs min.
ID. J. Whitley purchased n fine yoke Of
oxen Of pr. Webb for $685.
W. : Bradley, has 100 bushels of corn
for sale, r.
NV. Bradley has botight a hfm and
will move to this place soon.
Miss Hannah Whitley was visiting at
Twin Branch Sunday. W g
Garfield Roberts. OF Little Blaine, was
on the Ridge Sunday.
G.. c. Bradley and U. s. Wellman are
the champion hunters of this place.
Miss Nava Ilutchson visited the ridge
Sunday. \, a,
.. f. B,aliley was In your city on
day on business,
/ ID. j. wcllman has reformed from Rear
u reek.
Geo. caihcs bpfsparing to build a fine
house. lcANrRovrT.
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Jas. Goblc H.tD, Fitzpatrick
ind 7 r. May, Of Ptestonsburg.
were attending Circuit Court al
Iii, place last week.
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JAS Q. LaeSey, F,F. Freese and
A. I.Loar attended the Convention
u. Paintsyille, Monday,
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ourJunior Editor left Saturday
night, for ain extended trip up the
River
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Capt. Allen has returned from q
visit to his home at Charleston, w.
Va.
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W. ,. Grassy 81 W. D. Greasy &
son, Cincinnati, Vas In town tn
FIRST Of tho week.
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Miss liner Frank has seturned-
from a visit to relatives at Indian
npolis, Ind.
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Eor Snle.

| M authorized to sell SIX YOKE
of oxen belonging to Vinson. Go
bic 4 Priohard. For TERMS apply
TO me at Wslbridge Ky.
]. p. PETERS.
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F. ", Murphy Of 40. Of Pond,
was in town Monday.
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D. +. Webb, Of VAUDEVILLE, this
county, was here this week.
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]. il. Lusk, of I.ynchburg Va
spent Sunday in town,
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Chas, i, Becmnn, Of Gallipolis
was in town Saturday,
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Hon. y. c. Vinson, Revenue Co
lcctor was in town Saturday,
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PoleCumpton called ut Mis- Of
fee Monday.
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Ellsworth Norris took q trip on
the Ingohar the frstof the week,
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Born, 10 the wife OF q. " Gun.
nell, boy.
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- - =
!: BIG SANDY NEWS
LOUISA, AY.

Jas. ne1Gins was in town sun
day
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Az Home

without It. AS liver medicine and
general purifier Of the Blood, 1t has no
equal" Mrs. A. b. Allen, wihterpock,
Va, writes, "My youngest child, two
years 81 ags, wis taken win Bowel Coin.
plalht, which we could not cure wetrIed
many remedies, but he continucd to grow
worscs and finally became so reduced IN
flesh that we could only move him upon
apillow,, 1t was suggested by one Of tho
doctors that Scrofula might be the cause
Of the trouble, Wei procured bottle Of
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sirsd from siftings.

.rF5or a vo,iug woman to begin TO pick lint
oFs a vorng mans coat" Is said to be the first
symptom that the young man IS IN peril
A Texas farmer says that three good bull
docs roaming the yard at night viii do more
TO keen a man honest than all the talking IN
the world.
On a card in a Philadelphia street car this
great truth is heralded: advertising Is a
great deal like making love to a widow-n
can't be oyerdone"
Somebody has written book entitled
"What Shall My Son Be-" Upon when some
one frankly replies: "If the boy IS as oad as
the book, the chances are that ne VIII 0e
hanged"
A rural Kentucky paper says; nls VI
laoe NAV be set down for its fun quota Ia
the penitentiary a few years hence, unless
uarents do something to check the helI"ard
course of their children" This might ap-
pear TO be rather too emphatic, Out tha1
editor probably knows his town,
aDon't know how many three times ten
il? Now, Harry" said the teacher, III one
loaf Of bread cost ten cents wouldn't tnree
cot thirty cents"
@Maybe so at your bakery, but We oeai
with baker that gives three for quarter
Going to church mother to Tommy
snow, Tommy, you are going TO churcn Ioi
the first time, and remember you must keep
perfectly still If you speak one "oro Ooo
viii be angry with you
In church CTommy to preacher1-"4hay
rnisther if you don't thut up DodH be angry
with you. Texas Siftings.
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nirInr the clrcus a Chanee.

The circus will strike Springer on ths 24th'
one week from to-day. We do not know
11bather the district court will adjourn over
that dav or not to enable the judge and
iIrv. LAWYERS and officers to attend, but pre-
sumo it will. Over in Tascosa last fall the
district Judge adjourned court to allow him M
self and others to attend horse race, when
"a q nrecedent that should govern. The circus
Is a bio thing on wheels, and can't come here
regularly twice year, as the court docs
therefore. the court should courteously give
the circus a show.-Colfax' County IN M
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What Some Women Suffer.

"a Young Wife's Greatest Trial. is tn"
.itla of a story in The Christian Observer.
We know what it is all about just as well
as if we had read it. She forgot to brng
4, the wood and break up the kndlng The
NIGHT before; then she oversight and tn
rain raj was pouring down like all Possessed
81 there was a small lake intervening b.
tween the back door and the woodhou Z"
aud her rubbers leaked; and then tne Il
wouldn't burn and the coffee was mu =
and the mullins heavy and the
burned; the baby cried, husband was g,
and sco1ded, and she wondeTe WY
were all so crazy to get married -
Sur
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II Was the Stairs.

1t was the oIalTs~
A boy was sitting on the steps of house
on Fort street yesterday, his arm IN
sling and several pieces of court plaster on
his face, when man came along and Cd
served:
aIIet's see. but didn't you have toy can
non out here the other dayF
ayes"
aAnd didn't I tell you it was a dangerous
playthingP
ayes"
Sand warned you that sooner or later it
would bust on your
ayes"
@And you have now discovered that l was
talking for your good hope this will be
lesson to you"
"Say, mister" replied the boy, as ne e1-
hibited the cannon, "this is one of the times
when you get left. Cannon is all right,
powder is all right, and buckshot are all
right. I got pulverized by falling down
stairs while trying to be an angel to please
INV mother. Go on with your disinterested
advice r-Detroit Free Press.
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Rrotber to Be Ashamed OF.

GDot bru1der of mine in Chicago vhas no
GOOD. +" said Moses, as he busted pair or
second hand pants at the door. "He close
his shtore der odder day and puts sign on
dot his wife vos dead, und he doan' keep
omen for two days" wasn't that rights
at vhas all right to shut oop, but why doan
he say on der sign: On dis account hal 10 ~
5ienoss of dis mammoth shtock, und all
goods shall be sold at 10 per cent. below eostF
When a peesness mans wife dies 1t WAS
chance to advertise dot doan' come once III
twenty wears. wall Street News
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-28

According to The London Lancet the
..o.-o,, oaople who have had a foot ampu-
tated still imagine that it pains them Is
simply owing to Irritation of the sensory
t3hers of a divided nerve being referred 70
the terminal distribution of the fbers
ia a wonder the rest of us never thought Oh
that. 1t seems so reasonable We learn
great deal by merely finding out things we
diJn't know before. -Norristown Herald