Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-10-23

~ the concert
AND HEARD AT CHURCH FESTIVAL WHICH
ATTENDED RECENTLY VITA A YOUNG LADY.
+. A. Steariis in 1ii-Sts.
(Me enter and lake our seats)
Young Lady-Inere, Air. Jeukins, told you
We snouiu mol be late You see We have lots of
time. Ga! did you ever such "A horrid hat
| As A,rs. Deusenbury smith has got on? Ats per-
Norman behind US lin q hoarse Whisper
w mai Lnat girl can Bee Ia JenAins 1 never shall
Her cunpanion-Me neither. They say he
owes thirt. -seven dollars ior board 70 Mrs. Bow
Ter, anu she tells me
Myseif-EXcessively warm, is it not?
Young L.suy-1t seems quite cool ~ me. But
see! here comes the plinIst, SIgnor SLaccato.
think he Is just splendid.
Sig. =. ton the grand pian0-pia nissimo)-Tun,
tumLy, tuni. Tum,y Lum ta-a-a-sa-sA, etc.
Various persons IN nay Immediate neighbor.
again, aud-Nu. Indeed, for lOid him Just W hat
1 Thought Oi-fou douL say So! Well I-Yes,
that's uIin right over there. Ee-Sne sings la
the cI,uir, aud l must say-Isn't he PERFECTLY
grand?
sig. s. Qortissimo) - Thumpetty thump .
lhuu PIT hum pei asn! Gang!
Young Lazy: lie Is just wonderful! (Tumuitu.
Gus applause. Sly. ,. comes back aud dues it
some mure.)
listeN " uiuI aii night, couldn't your
Myself could, UuL il would maze me very
sAu. lMy lady Trend LOOKS daggers al me, anu
see that have made u .nistaAe.1
Woman behind us-hvw out of place that
JenKius Iooks AT a classical concert like thus:
MYSELF Qeiz"ing deep interesV-Ah, Miss
CanLsike Is soI.ig ~ slug.
Hign-prlceu soprano-Una voca poca "a etc.
NAN la front "a us-ruat woman uas beeu
mar led turee times. Her ua..te amt no more
CanLake imam mime Ii. der nrst husband WAS
Woman behind melt cost dollar seventy
ard, aud - Nv AID APPLAUSE. His n-pr. ceat
81. "a a.Io conies BACK auu oows DuL woD'I slug.
Eater tue sii.eu young artist, W. Macreauy
A,ggius)
He Is loo awiu.iy iunny Ior anything. lie toid
par that 1t came just Is na.urai 10 him
W. NJ. ii. giving his great imitation of
IrviugJ-Gud, suu, me lud, etc.
Man IN front vi uie-D.d you ever see Irving9
Ills coinpalion--lan mes NO good. You
or.er see buIf..io bilL. Now, he s.cL, ne can.
(trautlc Applause. w. Ii. COMES usack aud
initiates Lawrence Barrett, wnuln ue repre-
senls an astumatic individual, with un,uis-
taxable p! emonitory symptoms OF the blind
slageers.)
Young Lady-Aint he just too splendid? He
tod lir thai Mr. Barrett saw give that
Imitation once and was 81 overcome that lac
hs.u ~ leave the hall.
Myseif-l can readily believe that. Il am
about " make furiner remarks OF sarcastic
naLure wneu - Enter Israel MorgeusIsru,
Tie talented American VtolinisIl
l. M (klayins Ills great keNery In q sharp
miuor)-N -a-a-l-L wan, wan, wanwah wah,
wo-o-o-o-w, ETC. Il gradually become oulIvious
to my surroundings. aud am Soon ia In arms
wuat-, ou-iuay cali uinl. dream that nave
been CHOSEN uAiplfe an a Cal ngaL, aud tnat /
ann prcsen.,y opiiged W deciue against u large
Diue-cyed cat WI Ia a determined OK pressiou II
couuienance, wi no in has in ligndLion nercely AT
lacks NE. We II, hL Ior sone lIlnc wlIn ciotues-
poles, and ann presently stabbed In me arm. 1
awake 70 In tina. my You.g L.dy had STUCK u
INFANT PHENOMENON ION the pIatiorm)-
Mabel, little Ma1el with ner face against The
psne.
Myself-rm afraid I've been doziug.
Young Lady ticiiy l-You have Alept through
two entire siuIuuers.
Myself al very -
Young lady item degrees below xero)-You
need not apologize.
Pastor vi cnarch large portly man with q
Voice ike foe-horn) ~ am req ues Jed by the
young people Association ~ thank the cOngre
II mean Ine auuience-tOr Its attendance, aud
" state that oyster supper i,a. been ORE.
pared IN tue chapel. (Audleuce becomes in.er.
en.sd.l oniy oo cents yer head wiii be charged,
ana Inc proceeus viii Ue used-Lnauks TO Lac
kyindness vi Tue Young Peoples A ssucialiun-Io
osiray Your Pai,stors EXPENSES ON MS coming
iectufe tour. tahsS through Tue door "A, tue
right Il xn about 70 invite my young lsuy "
paftake Oh bISuives when tenem Der tual
. Iass 0niy 90 cents ~ my pocxsL Lx.unt my.
Nearly every one else iuto tne cuapei.)
Saturday 1@lles.
The Sunday Herald has an article on "a
Girls RoOm-Ho~ w Make a. Attractive?' But
tne a.tic.s misses tue Uest answer 70 AS own
question, W wac Put The girl In the rooaa.-
Tne usnpire's occupations gone. He will
now speud the winter moutus In preparing
moC.sa during sns a1w xud % SSv ne many
times he ougnt 70 have beea ana wasu'I.-
h0chsster FOss-Express.
Minister Cox Just before leaving Constanti-
nOpte presented the SULTAN with q large and
powerful accordion. his applique for dtptoe
macy was never more clearly illustrated tuxn
moinentof ms departure frvm the county,
Boston FOs.
CoL Joe Howard writes to ask the Boston
GtObe to "mArk his words" when he says
"Luereii be bloody work in the fair towv od Cai-
cagO ere the SHOWS are meiied." Coi. Howard may
refer ~ tue anarcntsts, Ous We strongly suspect
usuAi are ~ 6e butchersd snis yeAr.-<"stoase
phs0 Newx
DEATH OF NOTED CuoCrAw. - Ex-Head
Chiel lie Fiore, Oh Tue CnoctAw nation, Died
suadenty a. Lie xye OF % ednesuay. de wAs
one OF the naost Intelligent Indians IN the
United States; WAS we'd informed on all a0ktrs
u day; servsd ~ g0vsrnos OF tns CnoctAw IA.
tion ior eight years, and since 1870 has held
the Office Of stale auuisor. Many years MO- he