St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-05-15
CUT OUT WITH AN AXE.
Pertinent Mention of People You Are
Apt to Meet, and Some Of Their
Peculiarities. .ss Z
Chunks of Breezy Gossip Carved Out
For the Edification of Globe
Readers. w."
Sheet Lightning That Shimmers But
Does Not Burn--Notes About
Every thing.

A J. Lee is taking q respite from the IA
bors of the shop He will head for trout
stream in few days. and the fish will
swim very low when he looms up.
Col. P. j. Kelly of Salamanca, N. y,
was not delegate to the convention held
in ST. Paul, this week, but he cut brilliant
and conspicuous figure at the banquet just
the same.
The beaming countenance of DowiS once
more in our midst. The colonel doesn't
come TO town very often, but when here he
holds his own with any of the boys. az
Robert Loomis has taken charge of the
Clarendon hotel dispensary for LIQUID JOY
Rob has the reputation of being one OF the
swiftest men in the business.
Clerk Ahern of the police court has Ie-
turned from visit to the wicked city OF
Chicago. While there several of the boys
took him for jay, and it is unnecessary to
indicate who got left. Apropos of his visit
he has several good stories.
Charley Steele has purchased a new road
team. They will not let go of the bit a
notch under $50. and it is a shady day
when he doesn't hold his own with any
thing on the road.
Capt. Beman, an eX-Solon of the New
York legislature. is on visit to one OF ST.
Paurs tooth doctors, and he says he brought
his wife over thousand miles to have her
teeth filled. Modesty forbidS the mention
of the experts name.
Dan Cox and Col. Hennessey have big
elevator contract on their hands. Dan says
there isn't as much fun in building hotels
and elevators as in running skating rink,
but that it pans out better.
Newport. Jr.. has caught onto Prince
Charles pug. He gives the beauty an air.
ing behiud his flyers each evening.
Assistant Secretary of State NOrdin can
spin yarn in almost any language. He
had his nephew, Mr.. Lanquist, in charge
yesterday, and the latter was introduced to
the leading men and attractions of st.
Paul.
D. E. Roselle is on deck once more.
having recovered from his slight indiSposi-
ton.
Justice Burgess went over to Minneapolis
to witness the bicycle race Thursday. He
says it is well enough to look at, but that
he doesn't want any of it in his.
Henry Schlade has fancy for good bird
dogs. and he is we'll up in canine lore.
Adam Fetsch and Joe Drels have started
a class for the exchange of cheStnutS. 1t is
2:10 class and the day is very cloudy when
they get left.
The lapel of Will Summers Prince Albert
does not blossom so frequently of late with
the erstwhile boutonnare. What's the
matter with the conservatory. William, or
is it another girl?
The friends of genial Harry Carter will
regret to learn that he left the city yester-
day on a sad miSSon-to attend the funeral
of his mother, who died in Illinois.
r. G. Judson of state fair fame has been
in the city all week, and he has employed
his leisure moments in perfecting the dia-
gram of bald-headed and decollete whop-
per. The only thing small about nd is his
feet, and he is one of the best yarn-spin-
nerS in the state.
DR.. Wheaton looks refreshed since re-
turning from the glorious climate of Cali
fornia. He seeks diversion in the pastimes
of the gun club.
Martin Kennedy is one of the crack shots
of the st. Paul Gun club, and he takes an
active interest in all that concerns the club.
Col. Crawford Livingston likes to descani
on the scientific merits of that new gas
stove.
Officer Babe. "Big Henry" was tempted
to put on Grape the other day over the loss
of his $500 horse.
A good many Benedicts are observed to
take their MONDAY repasts at the down
town restaurants just now. When asked
the reason for the increase of business ca
terer summed up the situation lacOnically,
in the phrase: ''Housecleaning time is Oh
deck"
Mr.. Blackford, the custodian of the new
German-American bank building. has in
his possession an interesting relic of the
Sank Rapids cyclone. 1t consists of 6
composition on the subject of geography,
takes up four pages of legal cap and while
the subject is treated in an exceedingly
bright manner the charm consists in severa
very rare and ludicrous statements which
enhance its quaintneSs. In referring tt
China the fair little writer says: THE
people of China are not like other people
they eat rats and mice and puppy dogs.
The composition is signed Bertha Young, u
and it was found great distance from the
village school honse.
Billy Pease and Mr.. Short train together
in new head gear, the gloss of which is 81
shiny that you can see your face in it.