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The Daily Tombstone., 1886-07-08
SOsriethims New

The Cuba handmade cigar-made only by Cuban workmen out Of the finest Havana tobacco. This cigar is the finest bit cigar ever sold in Tomb stone. Ashmun G Walker, the tobac- conist of Tombstone, are the sole agents, and all judges of fine cigar are recommended to give them trial. To be had only at Ashmun X Walkers Tobacco Emporium. 4-12-3t
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Summons

N THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No One, m the CounSy Of Cochise, Terri tory oi Ariz"Ea, Charles -NardinI, plaintiff, vS. GuisepNe Funtana, defendsn,.
 Before C. P. Aiyurd, Justic4 or tle Peace. ,!euidnd $500
 The Territory of Ariz0na sends greeting to Gui-cppe F0ntana defendant.
 You are hereby slIlEnnad and required io appear before me al my uilire in Tomb @lone, County of Cochise, on the 6th day uf July, D. lSS6, at 10 o'clock a. m., 10 an- swsr the complaint of the above nam, q plaint,f who demands Of you that you are i, d"hlcd to hIm in the sum of three hurdred tS3OO) dollars, on q pIomIsory note giving Q, you to plaintiff. as more fully appears by compliant now on file in my office.
 And if yon fail .o appear and answer said complaint as herein required, the plaintiff will take judgment Cainst you as d. man dd md f"r tie costs of this suit
 Given under my hand this 9th day of May D 1886 C.E ALVORJ.
 Justice 0f The Peace
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Notice of Forfeiture,

TO DAVID CALLISHER YoUP HEIRS or Assigns. You gre hereby notit ' that ] have expended (5l00) one hundred dollars in labor and imprOvrm, nts un the Chio ode and mining claim, situated in the l. bee mining district. county Of Cuchlse, Terl -9y of Arizona, m oruer to hold the claim oi e year ending December, 1SS6, under the psa- visions Of Sertion 2324, Revised Statutes c. the United Slaies. Therefore, if within ninety days from publication Of thls notice, you fail or refuse 10 contribute your propor- tion of said expenditure and cost of this publication as cO-owner, your interest in said mine or claim will become the prop erty of the undersigned, ui der Section 2824
 SOLO JON SHULIZ.
 NOnhstnne, April I. fSS6.
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The undersigned has leased for a number of years the Oak Grove Dairy and over three hundred COWS, aud will on and after Tuesday April 10th, be able to furnish fresh and pure milk and genuine ranch butter in any quantity and deliver the same.
 4-l6 If JOHNNY SHIELDS.
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First insertion March 27, 1SS6 Notice of Forfeiture. TO JOHN SIMPSON AND IKE ROSEN
 BURG

You gre herety notified that I have ex- pended one hundred dollars (Sl0O), in labor and improvements on the Little Jack" lode and mining claim situeted in the Warren iorv If t 4rzon5 o aIion nofire of yhir5 claIm is recorded in Book of Mines No. 5, page 63S, Cochise County Records, under the provisions of section 2324, Revised Statutes of the United States. Now there fore, If within ninety (90) days from date thereof and publication of this notice, you fail O. refuse tG contribute each of you your proportion of said expenditures and cost of this publication as c0-Owners, your interests in said mlne ol claim, will ecome the prop rrty of the undersigned, under said section 2324, Revised Statutes of the United States.
 J.P. MANSFIELD.
 BIssFE, A-izona, March 24, 1Ss5.
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Ames. De.eHda, t


 The Territory of Arizona sends g7eeti 2 to 4 ines. Ge,ndauU: l are hereby summoned nr r C fred tO appear b fore TUe aG my Offile in Toubs u.t, oi c c 1 a, on UEe 3Utl day of April. 4 b 1Ss2. a 10 o'cl-.k n. L. auew r c comp.ui | .i tie g ove-named plt min, " O m It. of you that you are inGeb ed to tue Il in the sum of S6l goods Gud uelcLaudise .d cnased anu deliver O IO GU O. yuur own instance ana req est, as Il ore fully app ars by comp sint new oi file in my office. Ana if you fla 10 up pear nd answer said complaint ss htre1n re- quieed, u e plaintih will t,ke judgment against , nu 4s demanded and fir the cots Ul ih.- sui'. GIven under my hand this 2nd day ot March A D S6. (. | II L. q. r
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TEEird.GEass Lire.

There will be another third-class or emigrant sAge line start tomorrow morning between this city and Fair bank. Fare, g cents.
 ToM TAFT, Proprietor.
 HARRY STEVENSON, Agt. At the Willows Saloon.
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First Publication March l5, 1886.
 NOtIce for Publication.
(PREEMPTIoN No. IF } LAND OFFICE AT TUCsoN, A. T.,
 March II 1SSG

MdIcu II, lOoO Notice is hereby given that the following. named settler has filed his notice oi int,n lion to make final proof in support of lis claim, and that said proof will be made be- fore the Registrer and Rereiv,r at Tucson Arizona. on April 2A, 1886, viz. Eugene F Rogers, of Bcnson,e Arizona, for t.ie E 11z oi SE 1l of Section 10, and W 1I Of $ W l ot Sec Il, Township r South, Range 20 E t Gila and Salt River base and meridian. He names the following witnesses tu prove lis continuous residence upon. and cultivation of said land. viz. V. C. Johnson, R. E. Vii son, James Patten anG GuOrge Kent all Q Benson, Arizona.
 B II, THOMAS Register.
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Rare Chance. FOR SALE

A house and lot in Bisbee, the lead ing Copper Mining Camp in Arizona Territory. in the center of the busi- ness portion of -Ie town. Will take cash, cattle or real estate in Tomb stone in payment thereof. Apply to
 H. SCHMEIDNG,
 The Pioneer Jewele1. Allen Street, between 4th and 9th Tombstone, <. T. 4-I5tf
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Members Antf-Chinese League

Any member of the League know ing of any person or persons giving washing, buying vegetables, or em- ploying Chinamen in any capacity are earnestly requested to report the same to any member cf the investi- gating committee, that they may wait on said parties and request them to desist from said action. The utmost secrecy will be maintained and the names of such informers will hot be made public.
 FRANK BROAD,
 Col. DEAN,
 JOSIAH KIRLEW,
 W. J. WEEKS,
 JAMES CHATHAM, Members of Investigating Committee.
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The Finest in the Land.

Those fine Tom & Jerry's, hot Scotch whisky, hot Jamaica, St. Croix and New England rums at Henry Campbells Keg House. l-5 tt
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S47.f9.
 Caldwell 6 Staff I'd, Plaintiff,
 ys.
 Wm, Covington, Defendant. ]
 Territory of Arizona sends greeting to WIuiGm Covington. defendant: You are hereby summoned and required tG appear tcfore me at my office ID Tombst me, county ct Cn-hs-. n the 3Oth day April, 4. b,, 1856, at .en oc'oc> a. m t. a.tswer the comp amt of the ab ve- name pIa nIjfIs, who d mand f VOL that y, Il indebted them in Ihe sum of S4T.49, O. goods and merchandise purchn ed and delivered 10 you at your instaI ce and reque=I, ar more fully appears by c mplaint now on file in my flice.' and jf yOa foil Gpp, ar ana answer said cpmpl int as herein requ red the plain If W II talk judgment aga nst you uemande and r the COS 8 uf this sult tJven u der my hand his 1tt day of Ma.cn, A, D., 1856. c, K. ALNORD,
 Justice of the eace.
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Caldwell < Stanford, PlaiEtia',
Nathaniel Alexnnd r.Dert-

Nathaniel Al-xand r, Delft.
 he Territory of ATizo.a a sends greeting 2. Natran el Al Y II der, dCienuant You are Fers- by summoned and requi,ed to appear be ere me ai my fticr in ', mbsto' county of Cocnl-e, OIL the 3OJh day of April. A D IeS6, at ten u'c Ock a. ID 10 answer the complaint f 2coye-numed plainuffS, who demrnd 0i you that Y, u are in de lt 70 them in Ihe sum of s4425, goods and merchan ise pu c a-ed aud deliv'r o y,L your own ius tance and reqnesl. a- m re fully appe rs bg mplant HOW on file in my office And if you fail 10 appear q arswer eCtd m p aint as herein r,quireu, he l4innf"s will take i1dgmeut against you ns demanded a ter be costs oi thls suit, Given u.der my hand this first day of March, 4. U. 1sS5.
 C E. ALEORD~J P.
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Notice.

INOlACp-
 have appointed Mir. J. V. Wick CTS my agent to cullect all outstand ing accounts due Symmetrical Bros, and also to pay all debts owed by said firm. LESSER SUAlMERFIELD. 5-7tf
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IN THE JUS ICES COURT, TOWNSHIP NJ. 1, i'll tle uuty ocnise, Territory ot ,rizoi a, be ere .. E Ajyord, F.; Cemaud S6i. anWell t Stanf I'd. tlainuf,
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AnheuseI beer on d.aught at the Oriental, a fine lunch thrown in
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IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP 1 No. l, in the County Of COcuIse, TerIi.o of Arizona, before C, E. Alvord, J. P; 1vniaud S2i.25.
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Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin; and nobody has ever told her how easy 1t is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. S'S
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NOTICE.

Having this day sold my under taking business to Jos. Pascholy & Co. I respectfully request all need ing his services to call upon him All bills to date will be paid and collected by myself.
 4 J. RITTER. April 29, 1886. 4-29-lm
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SIMMONS.

IN THE JUSTICES COURT, TOWNSHIP No. l, in the county of CochIse, Territory oi A4izona, before c. L. AlyOrd, j. P; demand, S47.f9.
 Caldwell 6 Staff I'd, Plaintiff,
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Referring to the above we would say that we will endeavor to give the public the same court ous treatment and fair dealing they have received in the past from Mir. A. J. Ritter.
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Ton lhstnne, April '. 1856.
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Notice.

Members of Investigating Committee
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-05-15

Mexico's silver mines produce
S25, 100000 yearly.

Mexico's silver mines produce
So, 100000 yearly.
The tin deposits of Alabama are
said to cover 5000 acres of land.
Late statistics show that St. Pc.
tersburg is the most unhealthy
city in Europe.
The mouth OF the Mississippi
river is again filling up with sand
and debris despite the Eads sys-
tenn of clearagc.
The grain feet that sails from
Chicago when the ice moves, will
carry nearly 100000 bushels of
grain.
Pupils in one Of the schools at
Columbus, Ohio, struck for less
time in the school-room. Thirteen
boys were suspended and the strike
is over
Mrs. Sarah West, who recently
died in New Washington, Ind,
aged 90 years, was never fifty miles
from her home where she was born
and died.
News has been received from
lake Charles, Louisiana, that, in
boring wells at the sulphur mine,
oil was struck at a depth of $50
feet, and is flowing at the rate of
200 barrels daily.
a physician in Laurens county,
S. c., claims to have found a -
year-old boy, whose backbone is
prolonged into a tail eight inches
long, covered with a thick growth
of hair. The boy can wag the tail
Eight years ago Rev. David
Walk, New Orleans clergyman,
purchased five acres of ground on
Ninth street, in Kansas City, and
at the eastern city limit, for $500.
Last week he sold the same prop
erty for s6G.25o.
An eighteen-year-old negro boy
in Chicago is showing great dram
attic talent He played "Gloster
in Richard III, the other evening
in the Twenty-second street opera
house, and gave remarkably good
performance of the difficult part.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-05-15

The Butte City Free Press gives
the following interesting joke on
our Territorial Marshal: A repre-
sentative of the Church of Latter
Day Saints who is now stopping in
this city, relates a very good story
at the expense of Fred Dubois, the
United States Marshal of Idaho.
Mr.. Dubois is a thorough officer,
and the polygamists cordially hate
him. He is watched almost con-
stantly by the Mormon spies, and
his every move IS communicated
in all sections of the Territory, the
polygamists being thus posted rs
to his actions. Last summer raids
were made into Gentle, Malad and
Marsh valleys, and it was made
very interesting to those who had
more than one wife. On one occa-
sion the Marshal and posse made
all due preparations for a descent
upon the law-breakers of Marsh
valley, near Oxford, but the saints
were advised of the move and pre-
pared to meet and check-mate it..
Several of the polygamists skipped
out into the hills few hours before
the officers arrived, but they cap
tured one of them whose name they
had upon their warrants.
How many wives have you?"
asked the Marshal.
Two" said the Mormon bishop.
".Where are they?" demanded
Dubois, smiling at thus having
caught his prey.
"Here is one" (pointing into
the kitchen and the other is in
the graveyard one hundred yards
away" was the apt reply.
The posse looked crest-fallen and
went away without any further
questioning. AS soon as they had
disappeared from view No. 2 de-
liberately walked from the grave
yard to the house, and the Bishop
was happy in thus having evaded
the Edmunds law.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-05-15

Grand Master Workman Powder
ly has given lucid explanation of
what the Knights of Labor are.
The organization was intended, hc
said, to take in not only the men
who worked at the bench, or in
mine, but every man who toiled by
the hand or brain in any honest
occupation He added:
ave left out one or two honest
occupations-lawyers and bankers
because we felt that they were fully
capable of taking care of them
selves. Once in a while we take in
a preacher. We will not take in
saloon-keepers. Even if a mem
ber's wife begins to sell liquor we
make him take divorce, not from
his wife, but from the organiza-
ton. The present membership
does not exceed 100000, although
We have credited with 100000
Women were first admitted in 1881.
We claim that if women perform
equal work they are entitled to
equal pay. We have one assembly
of women with a membership OF
1 800, and from the day of its or
ganization to the present day sim
gle expulsion or suspension has
never taken place. They manage
their affairs in such way as to re-
fleet credit upon them, and be a
pattern for men. We make no
distinction in regard te color,
creed, sex or condition. We have
one assembly in New York where
the President is a Roman Catholic,
the Vice-President a Presbyterian,
and the man who occupies the next
position Hindoo. Colored men
seldom ever enter assemblies OF
white members. They have as
semblies of their own and arc man
aging them very nicely"
Teacher-Johnnie, do you know
the nature of an oath?
Johnnie-Yes'm. 1t is some
thing man gives when he wants to
be believed. lc3 - lcS-t5-
Teachcr-That's right. Now let
US have it illustrated Johnnie,
suppose your father should swca.
to your mother that hc would ba
home at 10 O'Clock in the evening.
Where would he be at that hourf
Johnnie-In Tim Doogan's bar
room.-Tid-bits.
Ut vas a farming editor. who
said that the "bird that is. sting
on the hat Of a 'bello ought 10 b.
picking vermin from the fruit trees.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-05-15

Particulars OF the extraordinary
duel between two female medical
students on the field of Waterloo
have been hard to obtain. The par
ties have separated. Mile. Valsavrc
the French girl, who in the dispute
that preceded the duel threw her
gauntlets in Miss Shelby's face
and who escaped without a scratch,
has returned hastily to France.
Miss Shelby, the American lady,
who received a punctured wound
III the arm, is concealed, and the
four lady seconds after their first
burst of volubility have become
silent. A. NJ. Jean Rosander, who
is well known as seller of curiosi-
ties picked upon the famous bat
tletield, gives the following de-
scription of the duel. He followed
two carriages which came in on
the road by Hougomont iii the
hope of selling some photographs,
views and bullets to their occupants
They drove rapidly, however, past
the usual object of interest, and
finally stopped near a clump of
woods. On the party dismounting
he was. surprised to see no man
except the drivers. He hurried up
by short cut through the woods
and suddenly came upon the party,
two of the ladies fighting with
swords.
1t almost took away my sight,"
he says; I" they fenced like demons
for a few minutes without either
gaining advantage. Then they
stopped to take breath, each lady
resting, standing with the point of
her sword ON the ground. They
wore neither bonnets norupper gar
ments. The other ladies stood at
angles with the two fighters. One
of them called for her handkerchief
and wiped her hands. She was
stouter than the other. In a min
ute they were fencing again, and ii
is a mercy they did not kill each
other. At last the stout one in
making a vicious lunge over-reach-
ed. The other simply stepped aside,
and, quick as flash, stabbed the
stout one in the upper right arm.
An inch to the left and it would
have pierced her bosom through
and through. At the sight of the
little trickle of blood, one of the
ladies screamed, and the stout lady
Miss Shelby, tainted. A tall gaunt
woman in spectacles gave her
something to drink from a flask,
and two others bound up her
wounds like real doctors. The
other woman helped the girl who
stabbed her opponent to dress. All
shook hands, and then drove Off
| came out and shouted to them,
but they only went the faster"
The story that the quarrel arose
over the relative merits of French
and American female doctors is all
moonshine. A handsome profess
or of surgery, whose clinics are
most largely attended. is the cause.
-Argonaut.
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Use got an old gray Domernick
Watts mos desepshus fowl
He mopes eroun', er actin sick
An sleepy ez an owl;
But l amt seen no champ'un chick,
Oh gilt-edged pedigree,
Watts game To down that Domcrnick,
Not one time out'n free.
l took dat sleepy Domernick
An crapped his wings n tall
y matched him gen er champ'un chick
Wild spurs lax er shing'l nail.
Dey fit n fit wild all dere might
An sent de fedders flyin',
N ct de finish oh de fight
De champ'un chick lay dyiu'.
Dey hain't er spect oh sho' nor style
Err bout dat DoDinick-
De fleas des dribe him Almost will
An az'mur makes him sick
But got money yit to bait
Wild eny man l meet
Dey hain't err rooster Oh his weight
Kin tip him off his feet.
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Notice of Forfeiture.

1oJ 2 Blmbcrrrr:
N9t ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT
IaFr expended one hundred dollars
r, alt improvements upon the
T:'"h'" Nm. y - .oac mining claim, situated on
.'has District. Alturas Co. idaho Terri
'a'}- }, = order . hold the said premises
p.,. 81, provisions 0t section 2}3i of the
s-..',.l e.,,.' statutes Of the United. being the
r.sr .4uired 20 hold the same for the
w;,i.- .-Is December 81. 1885. and if
,t... I'M ninety days from tie service of this
49,. .F within ninety days after this
rriI: ~ pua.iration}. including costs of
yo,,- a..on You tail or refuse to contribute
CO ifi."Por1'on Of such expenditure a.
i7,o-'.'ts your interest in said claim your
viii .,'le "nc-fourth, amounting To S25 )
ma. .e'ile the property of the subscriber
s".d section 1924
Dat WM. SCHULTZ.
f,.l z, ketclium. Idaho. Jan. Q. 1856.
'' pN4iicati0n Jan. 9. ISS6.
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Aotlce of Forfeiture.

,t1n9,N z Drrrr:
! n. . H. HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT
one Jg,i--e l-e undersigned. have expended
xo-- -,'.-..4ed ,.-..ed lSl00l dollars in labor and
;g,cilg. upon the Grown Esosns lode min
t..lf r1'.i, situated in Sawtooth Mining Dis
IN "a unity OF Alturas, Territory OF Idaho.
u.;n-.-S y hold said claim under the pro-
tae a'Is RS y section 1924 Revised Statutes OF
81 10 'ga IS's sta ves. being the amounr REQ uir-
Dec.r,fSeo4les the same for tie wear ending
.. ss;s 81. l585. That vour proportion
i, thirtte4, te4,peilditure dueby vou. .M c Duffv,
tl.ce Co... s35;S5) dollars and thirty
states 'Sals ny lawful money Of the United
rgll.e,.,lnla. ana Il within ninety DAYS after the
iais - ~. -: = this notice, or ls0 days from
yclr ne, YOU isil or refuse 10 conirihufe
r5-cwiss.e. portion OF said expenditure. as
heoor,,c.' :, our interest in sad claim viii
gocr g. ,ae property Of the undersigned.
sStltes =. s.....,ttSt \, under section 1924 Revised
ne tnitcf :. .trs --t
GEO 4. EGI1ARGK
ls+5 80. DENNIS KOLLauaR.
I.sy,'--t i--rs. I1a ac, Bar. =. I5sS
'a'Nea.i-a 1.n. Zs. 1855
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THE KETcHUM KEYSTONE.

The KEYSTONE has long been acknowi.
edged TO bc the soie representative OF the
Great Upper Wood River ana Sawtooth
mining regions, and located as It Is in the
very heart OF the most promising INNING
country ON the face of the earth. and leav-
ing nothing undone 10 present its readers p
complete synopsis of all mining news anG
developments. as well rs matters of local
importance in the growth of Ketchurr, the
future metropolis OF Idaho, it is an invalua-
bic guide for capital and informant 10 the
settler of every craft and position. SUBJ
scribe for it, read it, and let your friends
read what may benefit them.
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District Court Summons.

In the District Court of the Second Judicial
District. of Jle Territory OF Idaho, in and
for the County of Aliuras.
ELIZABETH J. Nelly, Plaintiff,
SAMUEL NELLY, Defendant.
The People Of the United States in the Ter.
ritory of Idaho send Greeting to Samuel
Nelly, Defendant.
NOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO
appear in an action brought against
YOU by the above-named plaintiff, III
the District Court of the Second Judicial
District of the Territory of Idado, in and
for the County of Alturas, and to answer
the complaint filed therein within ten days
exclusive of the day of servicc) after the
service on you OF this Summons-if served
within this county: or. if served out OF this
county but i'm this district, within twenty
days: otherwise. within forty days : or
Judgment 10y default will be taken against
you according to the prayer OF said com
plaint
The said action is brought to dissolve the
bonds of matrimony heretofore and now
existing between you and the plaintiff, alleS-
ing that this action is based upon your
lesertion aud failure to provide for her the
common nccesSaries OF life, the facts more
fully appearing in piaintiifs complaint, q
certified copy OF which is herewith served.
And YOU are hereby notified that II you
faiI to appear and answer the said com
plaint as above-required, the said plaintiff
will take defaul, and apply To the Court Tor
the relief demanded in plaintiffs 8 compliant
Given under my hand and the
seal of the District Court OF the
Second judicial District OF the
&, Territory of Idaho, in and Tor
L. >. the County of Alturas, this 2sth
- DAY of January, in the year OF
Lord one thousand eight hun
dred and eightvsix:
. AL. RICHARDSON,
yI4 a 1s-s8 Clerk OF the District Court
49,, By H. T.. RICHARDS,
rze@ ---@ ---- - Deputy Clerk.
E.-O WHEELER, PLAINTIFFS Attorny.
First publication Feb. G, 1885
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What Made Him Feel so bad

"John do you remember coming
home last night and asking me to
throw you an assorted lot of key
holes out of the window, SO that
you might find one large and
steady enough to get your latch
key in?"
" Yes dear"
"and do you remember the
night before how you asked me to
come down and hold the stone
steps still enough for you to step
on?"
Yes dear"
"And still another night when
you carefully explained to me that
no man was intoxicated as long as
he could lie down without holding
on, and then attempted to 60 to
bed on a perpendicular wall2"
"Yes, dear"
"John, do you realize that you
have come home sober but two
nights in the past week?'
"Have I, dear7"
"That's all !, and you ought to be
ashamed of yourself, too. The
idea of a man Of your age-but,
John, why, you're crying. There,
there, dear, didn't mean to be too
severe. After all, you did come
home sober two nights"
"Yes, that's what makes me feel
so bad"
And then the meeting adjourned.
Chicago Rambler. -rsI -
If those 900, 900 Chinese settle in