Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-11-16
IinA1 AND AIRY.


IIksiy.-ocn,ier,an Cooking N fatl-i am
sfraii nv wife won't want 30 CONE up AZ
high as this IT. the tenih story, isn't Nv
Iandlori--Ys; tcnih story, ineludins The
la.cmcnt think your wife vii like u up
herc. air. The family who oCcupiei 10 last
summer toll me that they pVferrci u 10 tho
White mountains. --lIArTsrs naiar.
mn Eys 10 q Kind, obliging man Sons-
body wrote 20 him for hls autograph, and ~
ceivei IN rvpiy the following nots from tho
humorsst, -Dear ar, IN The al~rncc q my
arnanusnsls, viii you kindly excuss me n
write my autograph nnyslfi your. bnl
Nyc."
Iowa man-TAlking about dry weather.
why it, an actual fact that In Iowa The
waiermelons haven't q drop In rm-have 10
IL snakci tsforu We can market 'em
Nehraska man--Shoullnt D. furpri~si
wl.h YOU could have locn with me on ri'ie
took during the heated term
-Ilot, chr
aWell. dllnt feel u ~ much. bat u was
pretty SIGHT 20 sc tho corn poppsng In The
nsliG--Omaha Work.
The rvason that the tranps arr - poverty
stricken ami wrrtchei y b~causa they don't
alverti-s Puck.
Ksntucky colonsi--waiier. some,hing TO
drink
wAlisr-Ycs. sah. watah. sahi
Ksutucky colonel-YOung man, ! all
somathlna ~ drink. don't want % take
hath. -I1ttsbarg Dispatch.
Tie situation NJ III fAso AMI faso del
sorie 4 unchangri We have tho better 81
tho argument, AMI the MeHicans have Cut
ting philadelphia Ilecori
The lilusirious Traveller lookei contemp,u-
ously At the mountains Nothing very stop
about herc,- b. slii. soornfuily. MAKE cut
hls I'm, AID the nobls landlord. turning 20
tho gallant clerk n'runounos,i clark And
a -rcat hush q nieasurclsa awe cana Into the
ofice AMI AT down Ca a trunk listening %
the remorsls-s scratch q tn busy I'm that
was laying grade % at,oui four feet D. The
yari-Buristts.
You arr night. my sln. too murh siesp l. In
jurious Iesarr q - much slocp. but, thru
Ton much waksfulns-. Il not goci hkewls'.
Elgh,s.n hours sisep will hurt yuu - than
az hours wins super. some q ihs wats,t-
tins. you have. my hoy, Arv habls "a hring
on -rious injuries by cnusing you 10 induisc
In ,oo much slscp -Burlsiie
4 deaoon ~ a Grvsnviilc. IA, ehurch has
a string q button. half yard lons. taken
cut a Tho contribution box within Few
Year. What husinc-s has the d~acon With
toe buiionsi They wvrr contributed for the
hoathen. ami srvsral scor,- ~ heathens have
hon ohll-ui a. hitch their siisJ.'n,lers with n
.
ON. Now The doscon l. confc-sing. 10 him
tel wat b. dii with the money, u thew vas
any What COOL arv the-s deacons. anyway,
n a baton must D. stoppsi short q ~ mis-
sioni-IIolyokc Transcript
-IShawi Why diint Tho foil hoh that ball'
n wAs an sasy one That Il vhat a sTs--iainr
on ths grant s'ani All wbrn The oaicher
mis.sl a high foul coming right into his
handa Ina few minutes more an Easy one
CAM lnio ihe sfnni In thr viciniiy - tho
same spectator. AMI b. iumpr,i over ihrv,
men AMI io-i BIZ hat trying o. sc out ~ 10
way. That's the way with soms folks They
"a wrathy whsn other folks fail 20 ID What
they theui-.lves couldn't 80 In fiftcn yeas
prac,ier Hartford ru-t
-woud yea Civ mo tho prioe q q r,sair'
asksi a tramp q a venerable AMI kindly Dis
posri looking nan Cant you Ind any
WORK. qusri~i The venerable party, a. 10
took OF biz glass; AMI wir.sl them prrrara-
tory % replacing them 80 ne 90 irok ~ The
m~ndlcant -Ie1ey hrrr. mister Cuuiin-
u~l H. tramp, 4 want a fair answer to mo
question. I'm asking yea for money an ~,
wurk. Wnl Yea answer M question: vii a
- OF wsi a noT-st lanl Ulols.