New-York tribune., 1886-07-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

According to The Washington critic eI-Congressman
Harris OF Virginia. recently employed brick mason
to whom he remarked one day 4" say John, you are
not laying those brick in worknanlike manner. 81
aint ant I" replied the mason, "NelI, don mahe
no claims fer velocity ner nceosty' but Ter suOstahi"
abeness an durability don't turn MY han to no ma
son in the whole state OF virgnny. Jedge. an Ell you
don't like my stylshness you boter git somebody else
The Judge accepted the apology and watched the WORK
little closer.
paper with printed label addressed to 'Samual D.
Nch"Is Nowhere ~ IL, was received at the No Neare
post;oce last week On IN s Postmaster smons
knew sam ana the paper was paceo III 'ne P'o'''
bOx.-ICOncord IN H) MOhllor'
The melon season has opened. SO has cholera morbus
"Wbat Is that big iron thing full Of holes ~ asked
Laura Locomotive boiler sHi lo, t W. ~ Wev
thoughtful. After moments silence sue asxe1 49, o
do they boil oeomotives Lon, fR oonsu 4 BmrIets IN
make EN- tender' he 'aiu ''"''' l "
Brooklyn Eagle
A peculiarity OF the jury before which the Chicago
Aparshsts are being tried is the youth of It's mehoer
ne oldest only years of age, and eight OF
them are under forty, six being under thirty. Inc
mean average OF their ages is but thlty-four'
.For what do we study I" asked the schoolteacher,
as the class stood before him. l.,
Tnrrr WA, silence for most boys can't see any use IN
studying anyhow. Then the editors litt'e BOY VINO VINO
- one ,f fhe class recoectng the motto NJ the head
OF his fathers paper. raised his hand and shouted
know. We study to please = Ie1As oii''nss'
Western paper describing a recent storm said "The
metal roof that WAS blown of tue Watts Block was
lodged upon the office of lawyer. who the Gay Deioe'
had be gun u foreclosure on the block"
Douahoes Moga.ns resurrects the story OF the rival
toDacconsts. oLo Of wnom put up the sign The pest
tobacco ny Farr" GUS Dane aud got all the tiaue un
mi hi. bethOugnt MIN to advertise ar Dct-
ter than the best tobacco by tarr wheh Dus,
nss, revived IN his establishments THIS reminds US OF
me sys wheu hand onglnes and Loyalty To ones tuO
we're the vogue. There company III Chei ca
md. lerr u
fore Washington. No. q put up tne no'o' ,H T "
Terror" IL Is perhaps unnec sSary 10 say tnal No.
immediately owered It's sgu.-lBOston Transcript
It's callow Muswump who thinks that the popu-
rity Of the proved by the fact that crowds
of peope 90 10 the White House This suggests tho old
,tory about Bishop Horne when he took possession OF
the Episcopal palace at Norrich, EnglaDd' In 1871
Turning around upon The steps and seoins the popuace
he exclaimed: " Bless us, bless us what multiluuo
ofpeoplew "Ob my lord" replied bystander, TINS
il, nothing to the crowd FRIDAY last TO see a man
hanged~ he President mustn't believe all the Mug
wumps say about his tremendous popularity.
A SEASIDE ROMANCE BLIGHrEO.
BEFORE TAKING
Oh never can forget her
Running down tue beach met neG
Coming from the big hoteL
such u witching dainty creature
Half the cn arm Of form and feature
LIVING man could never tell.
Tn a bathing costume. bushing
Just "A little, she was rushing
How | -nvIed you. old Ocean,
As vowed that my devotion
Hers alone should ever be.
AFTER TAKING.
On l never forget her
Euuning u the beach met her
UasIenng To tho big hotel.
spch draggled. dripping crcatureI
sally drops O Every feature
Who would know the washet.out belof
In the bathing costume. blushing
With good reason. she was rushing
Where no hateful man could soc
Now ~ Old Ocean
For felt that my devotion
Uers henceiortn could never be.
Bonneville Journal
Tn, Portland OrcgOna cynically remark, that t hav-
~ h--n scertaned that tine woman vote In Warrington
rerrtory or a large part OF H. can be depended on TO
nnrt the nquor traffic II Is supposed there Will be DO
f,rthrr opposition to woman sufira1e there
Nexican tobacco has yet achieved the reputation
IN t,re,gn markets that the Cuban product has, but
there s An earnest Improvement IN the shipments and
s ouolity 10 sucn that 1t Is believed 1t can successfully
co,un,, with that OF any other region. There Is no
,n.r uroduct which will contribute moro speedily to
The wealth OF Mexico.
.. pid Won know met George last evening" said q
vounv lady yer, connientIaily 10 her Trend. -.
ANY / thought mere MAS c1olncss DclweHn you
. .o tnere WAS We had 100 cream. Hartford
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