Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1886-03-10
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who are doing their best to inuoducs
 the Irish land system in America, act ..
 though they owned the government .,
 we'll as the land. They terroriss courts
 shoot employees of rival land claimant,
 and in various other ways demean them
 selves in an overbeanng and dictatorial
 manner. It might be good thlng to
 let loose some of the cow-boys on thi.
 new element-Ex.
 The Globe Silver Belt critici1es Judge
 Barnes refusal to issue sabpoenas foa
 Mana and other Apaches, on the ground
 that the military are engaged in var with
 that tribe. The Belt denies that val
 has been declared. or can be declared,
 with persons subject to the jurisdicuon
 of the United States
 The editor ofthe Star agsin places the
 index finger of his right hand along sids
 his nose and predicts something startling 1.-the early removal of Attorney Gen.
 ersl Gnu chill Hughes has become [
 great ''predictef of late. His forecast.
 are on par with those of Wiggins the
 weather prophet
 Magistrate-"what is the plea of the
 prisoner at the bar, charged with being
 implicated in the Roberts safe robberyf
 Prisouer-'T beg leave to state, Your
 Honor, that 1 was there. but simply as q tool for the others. Prisoners Counsel
 "I ~ould explain to the court that my clients name is Jimmy"
 ! Sunset Cox seems to have lest none oi his modesty since attending the Turkish court He asks congress to raise bis salary to $Ia.ooo per year, grant him an allowance for clerk hire and give him $a,ooo for . steam launch,
 Miss Julia Wormser, only daughter of Isidore Wormser, is reported to be the richest Hebrew heiress in America, was married in New York recently to Jeffer- son Seligman. son of James Seligman, of the well known banking firm of that name.
 Turf, Field and Farm says: No sale of race horses in the world has ever attract ed the attention of the public to the ex- tent that the sale of Lorillard's grand lot has done, and the demand for catalogues has been unprecedented in the history of sales
 "Why are we like angels visitsr said pretty girl on sofa to her bashful lever. whs was sitting lonesomely on chair at the other side of the room. Really" he stammered and blushed "I must give it up. Why are weT Because" said she, i've are few and far between" He destroyed the similarity almest instantly. ol
 Bradstreets announces the loss Harry Reed, Of the St Johns Herald, ty the Flagstaff fire, at $II,soe; no insur- ance. Of course our neighbor will feel the loss temporarily, but few monthly collections of the earnings q the Herald will set him right again.
 The Mexican government has ordered an investigation of the circumstances the murder of Captain Craw- ferd They will probably come to the conclusion that it was a case of delber- ate suicide on the part of the Captain,
 An eastern statistician who has been out west publishes some promising fig ures relative to the matrimonial market. He declares that q woman's chances for increase ten per cen, when she passes the Alleghenies, and fifty per cent when she crosses the Mississippi,
 Connecticut has been in the habit of l paying $aoo to every newspaper reporter hat wrote up the proceedings of the egislature. Sometimes more that twen- y men would receive their pay in one 'ession.
 An eastern exchange says that every ,nce in while we hear of a California Eoman killing bear. This IS all right. But we challenge the world to ransack he pages of history and show where Foman has ever got away with a mouse.
 Southern papers announce the vindi- :ation of Marshal Meade from the :harges made against him recently. We lave not even seen a denial made of hem much less . vindication.
 There is probability of tte Supreme ourt of the United States declaring the ounty courts of this territory unconsti- utional and of congress annullIng the ct which created them in a few coun- ies only. The San Francisco Examiner has aade a careful investigation of the scent Apache outbreak. and says Gen. ,rook deserves credit for careful man. cement
 He who thinks no man above him but ,r bis virtue, none below him but for bis ice. can never be obsequious os assum- E in the wrong place.
 Secret kindness done to mankind are , beautiful as secret injuries are detesta- le. To be invisibly good is as godLke. ] to be invisibly evil IS diabolical
 The president ha; sent . eommunica- on to the senate from the reading of