New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-07-26
TIE TALK OF The DAY.

Tho swords for tho English army hieh re manufsA
ured at Songen, Germany. subjected TO The fsisv.
ing tests Tho hl>de has nrst Of oil /, support WON
Of sixteen kiogrsmmes placed upon IL point. vttsso
showing the least DETECTION. This pressure IL tAm ID.
creased to sueh an extent to esuss the bending hs
to shorten BY sixteen umetres ana. on its removal
to snap back perfectly straight. hard blow 10 ~
given first with the edge and next with the bssk Of ~
plade on iron block. the prescribed curvature be
carefully measured. Then comes tre bending tsst 4
winch the blade subjected To bend Of ninety dsss
from which It has TO spring back into the straight hsA
Finally 10 weighed and not until the eentrs Of cavR
Is carefully adjusted docs tho receiving ofcsr pas n
stamp on tho blade.
THE POET.
Tho orthodox poet ana sliaser Of meter should 81
- sound sleeper ana vsoroa. estsr. Join the lsanls0
Of Paul 70 the feryor Of Peter. know the eaiassh9
rhymes aud the rhythmoal tester
OF llses and smilsx.
OF Esphyrs aud heifsrs.
OF ballads and saads,
or over archod bowers and greepery noweSi
And WORK on ono rhyme for hours and houra
Know tho whole range Of history from C.svsisaas
Priam. and tho thought Of all lands from New. Bvas
wick 70 siam, and work like drudse at dollar -
dion, love eli lovely objects, with no cash y W
'em, ~
And mountains and fountaina
Aud pictures and fixtures.
And Isfee BANK dcpost far no in the miiiiona
and kahns and Orient dresmers. OF cimoai -
shAwns and victorious stresmers and end in . eisAs
VI N'''' --N With olsshne and slashins!
With roaring and pourfng!
With lunging and plungins
And bust 10 . ohasm Of blank protoplasmi
Ia Q gunpOwder chaos and dynamite spasm
Steamers from some Of the Southern ports bring eooe
To 10000 big watermeous per trip Tho freisltassh
& cents melon. Last season company receives
sos 900 for watermelon freight, and carried nearly
100000 OF these ,ucy, aud " luscious anvalvea"
There are several towns In Montana without snSie
wOman and the local papers toll oteous tales
Of rich and eligible bachelors who arc travelling sbe
from town TO town looking for q vile In some parea
the Territory. It IL said. commission OF fron sloe
500 ls Il .ely offered 70: good article 10 vivos'
one of the great advertisers Of ancient times ~
rraian who inserted q whole column IN the Roma1
Forum. he put cut of himself at the top OF the OF
The result a. that Traan sold bis whole stock long
ago, and retired from business -lspriosneia Union.
That eloquent globe troster and poyphonIst CoonA
Pat Donau arrived in this city from Honduras
The colonel owns several sold mines 10 that county,
and Is associated with number OF oapal'ss, VINO -
IN organize q mammoth national bank there He thnn
that In some WAYS Honduras beats Dakota all hollow
TIA contain rich and de icous cream oett3
than the Attorney variety When tho housewife wanu
bread abe goes out to the back yard and PICKS sons
bread fruit which s healthier than Vienna bread and
"a for oysters they 90 plentiful 10 the toss
thsv seriously impede navigation During the cooners
ys;t be lived largely on flying nsh which autteredi In
Largo numbers into his room through no window lon
oman for that purpose Colonel Donan's name has o.
ready become a household word in this favored Land
And so that is q Roman candle =" abe asked, npo3
seeing one Of those oms uvon rtras
Trna tney make quite illumination while they LAST
but shouldn't think they'd burn long enough to so~
bed by. Boston Transcript
q hutha laslt
10000 paupers
Dakota editor has paralyzed the readers OF his paper
BY announcing q symposium Oh tho Eternal EGO
Rants Philosophy.
A Texas Judge has put coored Bap ista under bonds
TO refrair from shouting sc.eamips jumping apa yss
i orsd RELIGION in the Lone Star and I'M
constitutional. Civil and religion: liberty gee 20 .ns
y; coHrse can scream and yell and shout and jump with
out being molssed They have moro poiiIioA' nnuen0s'
New Orleans Picayune
The Atlanta Constitution Incl ientaly mentions the fact
that Uncle Primus Jones made himself famous carry
IN the season by sendpg sixty i've pound watermelon
~ Tn, Cons.ioa melon which promptly dis ppe ara
in the hole proy1dsd suon things In tho business
onsoe" Now we know what makes some OF the Demo
cratic articles In The ConsttatIon 80 wutery
At the cemple Plaoe tonsoriai trumers sprer nas
ywSsn the artist iu attendance threw over him calico
apron on winch pietured innumsr.oie ns.o ~
DO xon call nss ssle dogs appropriate s
ssked tue hair butcher Nc tucked the ron in's
I'M Victims neck until his eyes bulgsd. beenass ~.
sasnad Spicer, "greyhouuJs are good 10 catcn .ns
hare" such q silence fell upon the room taAs ~
miliiuer noxt door looked IN TO anybody Ia" oS
-lBoston Commercial Bulletin.
.Amau who laughs is o man to love" says philoso'
pher But The Le.oiston Journal codly suggests 'aAs
tho man whose ha ha reaches from Que END OF 'os
street to the other may DO the fellow who seode
his wife and spanked the baby before no got his
fast"
I. was Q Chicago man who recently wrote 70 an er
PORTING house In Germany to seud HIN the oe'' A"s
Woibiohe in the market
Sunday. school teacher In Iitchned toa his nisS
"a asr xny auestloas they had IN their minds. s.e
,,t,is one asked When Is the circus coming
(Chiistian al. Work.