New-York tribune., 1886-05-24
TIE TALK or THE DAP.

An Arizona editor recently postal cards to ali tbs
prominent citizens OF the pace req testing them
an to the question: Way you an honest mani
Of the replies which he Publishes curiOIs ono
answers: be becaIse Of my dern .sedness;
always did IKE to be different from other people, An.
say. that he is honest brclse he mas held
any public Office Another Indignantly answers What
dye take fer-1 angel !" Another sarcastic Ally re-
marks. suppose you're gon' to start lsenn and
l0Oain fer freaks We'll. count me out; Fm not One
Another professional labor agi ator ia blood
red INK a postal card. % What are ye giyin Us I"
While the editor OF the opposition pap r volunteered tho
that he scorueI to Dars the pal pas main
spring OF noble and sou at the req es OF dis
honest reptile political parasite The editor is so
we'll pleased with the results ot MS inquiry thar he in
ask for to the Question What 10
you take for n cold I
The wearing OF TIL tires on buggy and wagon w4,esa
quite interesting study. On rocky roa they war
rounding. on clay 70 d nat "hle ~ sin thry cn oat
In IN" centre. Through Honey Lake valley vchic.es
much used have two hollow places all the way around
the wheel There VIII b. te ridge ~ the ecentre. Win
hollow on each side and high place on each edge
some or the stage wheels are so and any OF he far
meTs' buggics and wagons. Keno lNcV) Gazette.
Its that a man has been travelling IN tho
West for three months looAng FOR an Administration
Democrat He u get one az a nucleus Tor new
Democratic AntI-Jacksonan Reform party.
"Ihear tnat you were completely burned ont, BiSag
ger. Lost everything suppose" /"
"Oh. no House gone. o course but all my furniture
except the piano"
why wasn't that saved !"
"Because nons OF the frenen could play it,
Philadelphia Call.
Three ruiians IN Paris who recently iltreated some
members OF the Salvation Army gave excuse that
the salvatonists were 80 English. you know" and
therefore deserved to be attacked.
At the next convention OF the Episcopal Church to
elect an Assistant shop the mrmb should remember
thai Pennsylvania strong protective state, ana not
,broai FOR candidate. Patronize home industry
lN"rristown Herald
lite girl who realized that her three-rnonth hs-od
baby brother was bald and toothess and believing in
the efficacy OF prayer added this request to her Now
lay down." ect the other night ION. LORD. bless
little Percy and do give hin some hair and some
teeth"
Against her conscience Cscene-TI ghlands. sunday
Tourist: Can you sell penny worth of mlk.
MIS-. McJob: Whit dli ye say Losh me sell malk
the Saubath day 7 Va, ~ coulina' do hat but
dacent boys, I'll gie thrp,nce worth for
naething' an yell JIst max me praesent o shun'
Il London Fun.
sociastc meetings in this city getting to be tamo
affairs. As the Penal Cole brlstes up tho Socialists
brl-tle down
TIE "boss boodler" and the "sma sucker" are tho
terms applied IN Onio TO the big man and the little man
in the bribery business The words. If elegant,
brimful OF expression
He department clerk and had been married
about two Bel = OF practical turn his wife had
Deen using on the daily t,be sone OF the silver pIaie
presented at the wedding with more or less wear and
tear Oh the plate
My he said one day to his wife where did you
all these brass worHs e.
"Why. love-, she excaiEei that's the silver thai
presented at our wedding"
ION, isiti Well, love- am not surprised thai there
demand for silver service REFORM. and he wiped his
mouth on dish OF strawberries and cream sshing
ton Critic.
Was II not refinement OF cruelty to compel Jaehne
take his last sreetcar ride or six years least
thu road OF the for whom he sold himself And
that too Just after had listened Justice Barretts
singing words IN Condemnation Of his base act
Mamma" said seventh.s. merchants little boy
the oher uighI 10 his mother. what Will God do 10 NO
II am not goodf'
lie Will punish you. Bobbie, and make you very, very
sorry for having done wrong" replied the mother.
But II kept on doing wrong mamma. then whatf
He would punish you more severely than before"
Mamma, do you thl TX lie would boycott ne after
while T.
The mother toll the that night behind the
tans that IA" must be careful how lo talked before tho
chlldreu-l WasAin- -tou Critic
The temperance hospital lust established In Chicago
under lead o, Mss Frances Willard tho second Of
kind IN the worll the first having been founded
IN London III 1873. Alcohol only be administered
IN where council OF ysiclls decides tina. noIl
ing else avail
Mrs TOpofy she did think OF going to Glen What
yecalt this summer. b sle has been intOrHcd thss
there is malaria there aud she can't thuk .. going 10
SO uniashiouable a place. Boston rranserlpt