New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-16

Tho rtualIsto st. Clements Church, Of Phiadslpnia'
n.. u.t engaged nav ohormsster named Lacey Baker,
NJ England Hsfs graduate OF ST. Cecilia OF hom0'
the oldest musical college in tho worid. no n'
organist and choirmaster OF the AmoricA" Hp' ,s,
Church IN Rome, and has hold many otner rospo.'o'
positions He wears in the choir. after the Enkh ou
tom the pale blue hood that marks his academic aese'
He Is expected to Introduce Sro@' n'"''
toms ut St. Clemenrs
oRTHoGRAPHICAL AND ORTH0EPICAL.
Proposed to . Girl Who said neaux.
Now oil day she signs,
With tears In her eyes,
Repentant for serving him seauxs
girl in moment of plque
Gave her lover slap on the Clique;
But he left her that day,
And didn't 60 back for o wique.
A girl who had plenty OF bsaux.
Met q lover one night.
VINO kissed her on signt
Aud kissed her right square on the neauf.
: Boston Courier.
"I heard that somebody in this crowd said was
lar" clustered a Fourth Ward bully as he approached
knot of men he thought he knew. Which OF you was
itf' .,r.nr,ng
stranger from up the creek rs he whipped on his coat
and proceeded to roll up his sleeves. .. w..,.r
keep your clothes didn'ts say 1 rasns did II
-[Tid-Bits.
There is Domestic Servants Union in Melbourne,
Australia the object OF which to reduce the hours
of labor wiring concessions from their employers
but simply each other In sickness and trouble ana
to establish homo for the use OF It's members wheh out
of employment 1t Ia successful and has the Tmpathy
of all ght-minded employers
In a police court "what Is your profession 7" ASKS
the magistrate OF the accused. $1,000.
Prisoner with much dgnityl-I am tragic poet.
MagIstrate-But that's not q prolossioh-'S ui'0
-Irid-Bits.
Miss Polly Gehris, OF Washington Township. PENN
who has JUS. died at age OF eighty four, certainly
could not be &C cused OF being Lydia Languish' she
used to work in the field like men, and SMOKED anu
chewed tobacco for more than fifty years.
II the plural of goose is geese the plural OF mopi s
the of Maine knows shat II sn h .. one
any plural. fellow thinks himsei lucky 10 Sous A'
-[Cambrdge Chronicle.
tits the girl whose pa is sound.
Financally-has lots OF DOODLE
VINO with ribbon drags around
' ' Boston Courier.
IN. Rev. G. NJ Ledbetter. OF EllIIay. Ca, Is
anpsrently trying TO initiate Sam Jones' In recent
sermon he is reported TO have said that young iauS
should splt In any face who asked her to dance
with him"
Uncle ssm-Have you accepted any plans for ships
Secretary of tho NavyYes got them cheap too. rare
20 Economy is a good thing. What made them so
cheap = ro, sea all the other countries had rejected
them. - o naha World.
The Lo,ceu Courier claims to have evolved now
ropnrome that is sentence that reads the same back
ward as forward. 1t is, " No, it Is opposition'
Landlord-Ary arrivals to-day, Mr. skarfpin -.
CIprk-NO. air; Nothing but Leaves anu ne went
nc humming the air of that beautiful hymn. -lChcaSo
Rambler. .
Pardon CleIk-The Governor says he cant Pu' Ms
Conyict-rhen why in thunder don't they get
Governor who can write i-lTid-Blts
In some English churches In Australia tne7e are
suruced cholrs in which there are young women VINO
90 nitad I'm surn ices and mortar board caps. They
are soid TO look very stunning" and the young Gen
come to the services in great force to see them.
Mamma-V here Is little Dick .
Little Dot-IGe's upstairs. .,..o ,,,ooo
"Tel hm to go out In the yara 'ne house l. no p'"''
for him , ~, 49,. t. .ro cord -
Dear mo the child Will get SUI stfucA. 1eh M 10
come in. y Omaha World