New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1886-05-19

Our readers are cautioned about buy
ing medicines which are not endorsed
by some well known druggist. Chas. L.
Roos, Druggist has made at thorough
study of Blood diseases. and after a
careful investigation, and many practi-
cal tests, positively asserts that Acker's
Blood Elixir will cure all blood disor-
ders, Kidding the system of its impuri-
ties, and leaving it strong, vigorous
and healthy he warrants it. It is d
certain cure for all skin diseases. l
During serious run of whooping
cough at Saltwater, N. Y. the physi-
clans found that Acker's English Rem
edy was positive cure, and prescribed
it very freely. Chas. L. Roos, Drug
gist says that in all his experience he
never has known any medicine to equal
it. He guarantees it to cure all Coughs
| Especially chronic cases), Group,
Asthma and Consumption. 2
In order that sufferers may know that
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will always
cure them, Oh. l.. Roos. Druggist, en-
phatically says that if the Tablets do
not relieve every case ofDyspepsia, Con-
stipation. Sour Stomach, Sick Headache,
Heartburn, &C., &C., he does not want
any pay. The physicians say they are
the finest combination that, can be
found. Price 25 cents.
'Another big wash-out up the
street, said Port Jervis man to re-
porter, with a nose for news, dashing up
the street. ''Where is the wash-out?"
he called to a man whom he met.
'.There it is, ''said the man, pointing to
long line of newly washed clothes
gently flapping in the breeze.
You can't work to much purpose I'M
less you are well, but you can build up
your health and strength with Parker's
Tonic, and work will then become
easy. It sets the lungs, liver and kid
neys in working order. Coughs and
colds vanish before it. Take it in
time June
David Bell, of Pelleter's mills, N. c.,
found a very small pearl in an oyster
seven years ago. He wrapped it in
paper and laid it in q trunk, and the
New Berne Journal says that it has
grown from the size of a BIB shot to the
size of small marble. During the
seven years it has not been wet.
"a most extraordinary and absolute
cure for rheumatism and other bodily
ailments is St. Jacobs OIL" says Hon.
James Harlan, ex-Vice Chancellor,
louisville, KY.
Jeff Davis declares there is no such
thing as the s'lost cause that it is not
lost. OF course it isn't. 1t is only in
the same fix as the Irish sailors dipper.
Captain - said he, sis anything lost
when you know where it is?'' ''No,
Pat" .'Well then, the dipper is in the
sea-"
The medicine you sent me for rheu-
matism, called Athlophoros, has been
tried with very good results. / wish to
know what:your price is for say, six bot
ties. Please write at your earliest con-
venience. Rev. f. Dyer, Southfield
Mich.
II notice. said the gentleman in
search Of information to Herr Most,
.sthat anarchists never strike. Why is
this?' THAT said the great apostle
of mouth as a factor in social progress,
with much dignity, sis very easily ex-
planned. No true anarchist ever
works. - Washington Hatchet.
Delicate females, old people and
children are always pleased with
Vests Liver Pills. Mild, effective, and
they always cure. 50 surgar coated
pills 25c. All druggists.
*
'Dan," said the President, holding
up bottle to the light, ''where did this
last lot Of champagne come from?"
'.Same place as LAST s'Well, it's all
marked &c., We don't want any
second quality here. Send it back,
Dan, and tell 'em we want the best or
nothing. Y. Sun.
The best on earth, can truly be said
of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a
sure, safe and speedy cure for cuts,
bruises, scalds, burns, wounds and all
skin eruptions. Try this wonder heal
er. Satisfaction guaranteed or money
refunded. Only IS cents. Sold by drug
gists.
A minister not long ago preached from
the text, ''Be ye,therefore, steadfast. y
But the printer made him expound
from s'Be ye there for breakfast. -
Texas Sittings.
Wonderful Cures.
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