New-York tribune., 1886-02-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

young lady cashier In ct. Louis dry-goods house
tried to get away with $4,000 by hiding it in ner hustle
plan not open to gentleman cashiers for obvious res
sons. She probably wished TO have good financial
backing.
contound these dressmakers' bills" said old Boggs
TO his Young partner " I've jrst paid tor Mrs BIS last
balldfess aud ! tell you they come high" -.
Come high I" echoed the junior. Not the ono she
wore at the musical the other nlght-er-ahem Excuse
me, thinking OF something else" ,.,, ,..,,o
! And the silence could have been cut with knlfe'-
ISan Francisco Wasp.
In Boston they discussing the question what maga
zine the President takes Some say The Atlantic 0ecausets
published In the home Of the Mugwumps; others say me
Ceturv because its name signifies the length OF time
that the Democrats will remain in office. Others again
say Hpers. because it is published in MS own
State But whatever uncertainty there may be on this
point 1t pretty certain that he will take an OmHgn
! 1859.
the city editor of The Harrisburg Penn1 Telegraph
claims that he is personally acquainted with every man,
aud child within radius of ten miles OF the Guy
ana made II good by waking "A wager along Thir't
from the Post once to Mark'tst ana oelns recognIn
by every Que he met-siXty men. fourteen WOIh
an twenty-five chdrrn.-twsterbury American.
clergyman of St Paul has been preaching on the de-
lights OF toboggauti. and the people or that city begin
to think that they have budding ralmage among them
We dnd recent poem that she :ell alas ana nun
dreds wrpt" We don't believe 1t. II she feil' whlch
look. reasonable enough. and there were hundreds stan
iuy around which 10 cause TO DOUBT, wrl wager
that every mothers son Of them laughed. When nun
dreds weep 1t isn't because somebody faI@-lbihgna
l
man ont West says he can raise cyclones at WILL II
he will tell how he does IT, he Will confer priceless boon
/ ON thousands who are unable to raise the wind.
A curious and noteworthy statement has been pub
lisbed regard 10 IN" great river Enphrates II APP
pears tnat this aucic river - In danger OF dstppe
g alto either. or late years the banks below Babylon
have ZEN sivinS way 50 ma hc slrran sPreau ou' o
mar-u urul camer, conld NOT pas anH onIE = & msr
row channel remained for native boats NOW thls pass
age Is oecomIn9 obtrrard win the Pp9otU,o @ h ,h
de-ert.-'Ch,caso Living Church
English factory girls will be no longer allowed to wear
any fringcs" aud will be compelled To part their har
I'm the middle Pretty soon the poor things VIII Do pro-
hblted from wearing any shoes Of size less than No.
10.
An American scientist IA trying to discover some
means OF making the shells OF eggs transparent without
iuliy their mrmbraurou~ lining He IS ehgtge' IN q
cred A man need not then waste good egg In an
ovation amateur Hamlet lie very SrIion aors
Herald.
Mr. stead probably mutrors told you so,' as he
reads tho details Of the Dixie scandal
An exchange says that the fvorite color OF those In
tcrrsted telephone npanes IA yell-oh Ihe remark
IA ancient aud doesn't apply TO those Inter
e,ed IN the Pan-Electuc Their color just now S Bueoh
The san Francisco papers get mad IL Eastern papers
do say something Ibolt California oranges IN every
/ issue They have "a sor of orangcmania out there
An Armenian student In Providence. r. L. has gwen
his opinion OF New Elg tud weather IS follows; In my
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time but here. weather too dferen. to, much
YES" Il sadly true that Ncw-Ensltnd weather Is
" too different, too much-Se~' lNe"'h 'rn I"urhaL
Now is the time for the Delaware peach buds TO get
klei finally. that they Will have plenty OF time to
prepare for their usual spring opening.
those Frenohl Paris sausagemaker displays In his
window pllcard annonn'ins " Every INK w cAaeIu'y
inocul,ted by Or. Pasteur!"-l9An Francisco wasp
In some parts OF Northwest 1t Is said that all the
Oil liars being engaged servo as blizzard editors
tho local papers
Timothy Wheeler OF Waterbury. VT, prophesies that
this will he one very best maple sugar seasons
known. lie Judges by the Hpprardnce O tue trees
last November. We are unable to what he appear
Of the trees has 10 do with H.. wise mn Onlor9
risklug his reputation ~ prophet "ouh nave sl as
certnrd the thickness Of tue deposits IN the bottom OF
the mo,sses casks the market Boston Transcript
Cincinnati ia rather proud OF the fact that the 10000
people who tried hear sam Jones the other night were
all sinners
man from Kentucky consulted one Of our physicians
the other day bad OF Indigestion and the doc
him to try the hot water cure, nan ing nh
time a glass Of that popular remedy. Iaklng
II IN his hand the patient began To pun on WY Ie
himself for the ordeal " l. IL very nasty he
asked . ,, , ,,.,oio
have tender throats-cau't stand anything strong III
dilute II "A little II you ike" -
The KentuckiAn's vanity was MT hard He turned IN
the steanlng nquld without finchng. recovered his
breath. aud sail. with idect.l inlif renee -
" Bahl | could tako IL cUd"-lSan Francisco wasp
A local merchant In Springfield, Mass advert'es In
porcelain letters upon his window that he Is the agent
for a firm in "B1,ton. U. j. A" He DOESN'T
some precise person come IN and ask him which Bos-
he refers TO.
Iibraran-The book looks rather dry and its title Is
80 that I'm afraid It won't be read AS much
IA II deserves --.-,--
When people that 1t can't DO taken out without
special prrms you'll nnd they'll form In hue 10
get it lSOmeryllle Journal