The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-01-26

cloth, set your imhler on it when y0a'
wife is not looking, and truet t. Provi.
dence for the thereafter.
You can cure rheumst SIN and neu-
rslgia when arising from kidney troubles
by the use OF DR.. J II. McLean's Ho.
n0 ,pathic Liver sad Kidney Balm.
Some one asks how the great men OF
this country began life. We are under
the impression that they generally began
life as infants.
A woman OF Suttcn. Nrb., has obtain.
ed verdict OF 80 SEQ against saloon
k,ere er for causing the death Of her hus-
band by selling him intoxlcoting liquor.
TIE MOST ASTONISHING, sarest
and promrta-t remedy for all affe, tiors
Of the tirost and. lungs is DR.. J. H.
MeLean's Tar Wine Lung Balm. 25
cel Is bottle.
C,ivari Is not confined to the rela.
tion of sexes. IL is sentiment which
should rightly inspire ell who are highly
favored in any respect towards those
who are less fortunate.
Buttons ore coming in again, says an
exchange. Jones. who fastens his aus.
pendeis TO his trousers with a shingle
nail, says, "Il's about time. They have
been coming od lorg enough"
MOTHER! STOP YOUR CHILD'S
COUGH! Dr.. j. H. McLean's Tar Wine
Lppg Balm will give inmediste relief, is
agreeable to t.ke, and positive cure.
Is cent. a bottle
Freshman professor (holdirg up o
wr ten exercise IL perceive that this
one was copied from outside helps. The
msn who handed it 10 will remain. y
Half d, zen remained.
A Philadelphia man is at work upon
wonderful invention. 1t Is an appars-
tins for babies to wear in front OF their
mouths TO make their crying sound like
the soft murmuring of flute.
II you address the poorest person In
Sweden it is the universal custom to
raise your ha'.-Boston Journal. Bn,
how are you goirg to know who il
the poorest person In Sweden p Boston
Bulletin.
A man appeared in The streets of Den
vel recently, driving a spanking team OF
fully developed elks, worth 81 500 and
capable OF travelling 100 miles q day.
The children thought Santa Clause had
come to town.
Every one blameth the devil for his
sins; but the great devil, the house-
devil Of every man, is that idol thai,
killeth all,-h,mself Beware of YOUR
self; yourself is more dangerous enemy
than sny without you.
An Indiana man assenied 10 bis
daughters marriage 10 the following
note attached to the marriage license
"Mr--has permission to go ahead.
The girl is Dct OF age, but she is go
dead.set that we have caved."
D. R. wOoDALL, Psgah, Ala.
writes: nv vile suffered from Bron-
chitis for rver three years before she
commenced using Or. J. Fl. Mclean g
Tar Wine Lung Bslm. which, ] am hap.
py to say, effected a complete cure
"vesuvius is again In state of erup.
lion," read q hoy to lis grandmother,
who was interested in Canadian matters.
"Well. declare to goodness" she an
swered, "tbat's what comes of being 80
foolish and not getting vaccinated."
Sparin' the rod will spoil the child /;
yes, but so viii spariD' the parents love
and sparin' the schoolhouse, and spar
in civilized home surroundin's. You
cant raise children without sunshine
any DoTe than melons.
SUDDEN changes Of temperature, and
humidity Of the atmosphere o'ten pro
duce disorders OF the kidneys and bla,.
der, use DR.. j. b. MtLean's Homo ,pa-
thic Liver and Kidney Balm t, check
these troubles in their incipiency.
'Dont be fool, my dear" remon.
strated a husband to his wife, who was
letting her jaw swing loose IN the breeze.
Il won't, Mr.. Jenkins. / WON'T" she an
swered, "people wouldn't know Us apart
| Il did" He vent right down town.
MANY suffer from irritation of the
Kidneys and bladder, without knowing
what is the matter with them. the con.
ltant desire to urinste and cannot, caus
Ing pain: DR.. j H.McLesn's Hou e,pa.
thic Liver and Kidney Balm will give
relief. 80 -
Counsel Ito witneas): "Then you
think he struck you with malice afore.
thoughtr" Witness (indiguantl, ):"You
cant mix me up like that. I've told
you twice be bit me with brick. There
wasn't no msllets, nor nothin' Of the
kind about"
A near.sigtt,d Boston nan was lately
riding in street car, when lady op-
posite bowed to him. He returned the
DOW, raised his hat, smiled sweetly and
was just wondering who she was, when
she came over and whispered in his esr
"Oh, I'll fix you for this, old man Z
Then be knew it was his wife.
INsIDIoUs as we'll as obstinate are dis
orders Of the kidneys the disease preys
upon tie organs effected, tlort de.
seloIiDg any symptoms sufficient,
marked, to alarm the patiert, until il
has reached sn advanced and dangerou.
stage, check the progress Of tnis disea.s
in its incipiency, by the zee of Dr.. J H
McLean's Hon e opathic Liver and Kid.
ney Balm, il you neglect you run ths
risk of dangerous perhaps fatal conse.
quences.
Two tramps, one of them Young
mau, the other we'll advanced in life, haG
just left house where they had beer
supplied with bountifnl dinner. 81
Fsay, Bill" eueried the younger Of tht
two, "uhele do you s'pose we'll get oul
suppersa 2" The old tramp turned or
him in disgust. "Here you've Just hat
your dinner" be said, "and you begir
TO wonder where you'll get supper. I
that's the kind Of disposition you've
got, young feller, you had better qui
the profession and 60 TO work."