The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-04-07
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--TesaLer Dcaas ''ssof'ns 07Ai
Boy Letting 81 sleep
Whatsoever . sasa seue,h generally |
rIfs ca. avsis pretty esaily.
What Is taken from yoa be'ofs 'ou
po~s~ss ~ Your photograph.
Misplaced coshaeacs Trusting 10
sauls While you pare bis oorns-
-~pc.ic1men know more shout eiao ms
thss sny other eisss q citizens
The child Who watts 70 swallow
siesss- ba.sops sbouid he given coap'e
Of cnns.
The man Who broke into farmers
smoke house aud stole two large hams vS
indic,ed for big hsmy.
Professor (vho Ia about 70 base nv
hair cut How cold is II IN this roomf
Pray allow me 70 keep my bat on
Are dry goods high in Warrington
asks an exchange. Well, judging from
all accounts, they're frequently worn qui'e
iou.
"A Young lady, who said she had mar
red : tanner, deceived her friends most
shsusially. He Vas only schoolmss-
ter.
"A western sight-seer being told thst
the drisd.up man Of ITO pounds Weighs
vss EvArts, the New York senator, said
..By gosbl I'll bet be boards. +
Women are liable to make mistakes,
bu. the one hasn't been born yet who
would mistake plush sacque for seal
akin II another woman had II on.
five run q piece Of wood under my
Anger nail. said an old married man TO
bis Wits. "Ah." she sneered, you must
have been scratching your head
joy never kills. A man has even
bean known 10 survive the shock Of ind
ing . forgotten fye-dollar bill In the
watch poke. Of bis last summers panta-
looms
"A Louisville preacher. who has nc
late nigh. work away from home, calls FOL
. tax OF 800 on pistols. A better scheme
would be TO raise the price Of whiskey te
500 . drink.
--"Smith is honest, isn't he, Mr.
Stamps2' "oh, yes" replied the post
master. "honestest man 10 the village. III
has 10 be; amt man in the country
thstil trust him"
A three year-old". discovered thu
neighbors hens 10 her yard scratching
In most indignant tone she reported L
her mother that Mrs. Smiths hens were
"wiping their feet on our grass.
--Tipley went home the other day ane
told his family be had just bought lot
This tickled them immensely till be ex-
planned that it WAS Acemetery lot. 1t wa
the last place they wanted to move to.
A woman in Walton county, Georgia
hss rolling pin that has been in constan
use for one hundred and seventy years
and is still as good as new. That famil,
must have had line OF remarkably docil,
husbands.
Miss Fussanieather drank glass 0
milk 1t Mrs. Crimsonbeak's last evening
When asked her opinion, she said It wa
ust heavenly. She explained to her ma
when she got home, that she said so be
cause 1t WAS so blue.
"A small boy in Springfield, Mass.
who was considerably annoyed recent.
by the dust, which intefered with the ful
OF the marbles, said at dinner "Mamma
Ihope tbere'll be folks enough born tbi
rear to use up all the dust there is. !"
"A colored funeral procession wa
seen one day last winter vending its wa.
slowly along. "Rather cold day SAL
one bys.ander 10 another. "ior funeral.
"Yss," said the party addressed, "ver.
cold day. indeed. for black-berrying.'
some internal old idiot has put m,
pen where cant find IT, growled 81
old Aspcrity this morning ~ he roote'
about his Office desk. 'Ah-ah-yesl
thought Co." be continued, in milde
tooe, ~ he hauled the writing utensi
from ont behind his ear.
Young Featherly - Do you recall ths
quotation. Miss Waldo. beginning: N
pentup--no pentup -pentup Ithaca cor
tracts Miss Waldo No pent-up vi
@, l think. Mr.. Featherly. Young Fes,f
eriy -Ah, yes. Utica; thanks. knew
vaa some toun in central New York.
Mr.. X Y. has . little voice. veal
feminine. There IL dime for you. m
brave soldier. be said. - be tosssd ID
coin into tue cap Of poor fellow VII
~ blind Thank you. marm," Va th
response lin not . woman" WAS u
indignant reply. Thank you. miss. VI
The prompt retort
~ oua tnotoct w. = ~ wv BSsso
ALLOW Nellie 10 come out 10 society unit
she can do II we'll. She must have u
best ds5m or none At all. Father-Wel
III zee how sietais are quoted this morn
ing. but | can tell you this much-th
will be the first. last and only debut i
ever buy for her.
Miss Joy--Madam. Mr.. Foster hI
ecme 70 take me for drive, may ] g
madam Madam - You know. Miss 10.
tAs rules OF vsssar do not alIow il, unle'
you ara engaged --sre you engaged to N
Fost<rs Miss Joy ldoubtfully)-N-n'
bus-f yoa viii lei me 60 | shall be B
tho time vs get back.
"A coaniry minister who. In additio
70 his clerical duties, followed tho prot
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