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The Osceola times., 1886-08-21
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Osceola Rain Drops.
Pure Lake Ice, at
w. l.. HUMPHREys.

friends al CaruthersvIlle, DO.
The infant son Of Mr.. and Mrs
F. NJ. Tucker has been very low du
ring the week.
Sunday and Monday the ther-
mometer registered lI8 and JOB in
the shade.
The most pleasant remedy to take
for Chills and Fevers is Armistead's s
Ague Tonic. Children like it.
Mr.. Tip pzzell, "f the Bayou,
came up on visit 10 his numerous
friends last Thursday.
Little Beu!s Hale is suffering
greatly from Whooping- Cough and
a rising in her head.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sheddan and
children were visiting relatives in
town during the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. g. r. Brickey
left last Tuesday for Mar'anna, Ark,
to be absent couple OF weeks.
Miss Laura Pre- slit, who has
been on the inyslids' list for the past
week, is improving.
The twin babies of Mr.. and Mrs.
Cartwright have been dangerously
i'll during the week.
Our town people are laving in
their ANNUAL supply Of Winter wood.
The hotter the Summer the bigger
the wood pile.
Prevent Malaria by using ARMS
tead's Ague Tonic. Gives tone t.
the system and prevents sickness
Keep it in the family. y
Miss Carrie Bostwick who has
been suffering from Malarial Fever
for some time, we are happy to say
10 convalescent.
Tuesday night Rev. Mr.. Cochran
delivered Temperance lecture to
the rolored folks, which was listened
n with q great deal Of interest.
The Bird. Quarterly Conference
of the N. +. Church, was held at tins
place last Saturday. Rev. S. l..
Cochran, P. E., presiding.
If you want to know how to get
rid Of Humble Bees, or to break up
and destroy their nests, go and ask
Mr.. h. A. Garlick.
The Barbecue at Nodena last
Thursday is said TO have been a nice
affair, aud passed off very pleasantly
and satisfactorily.
The Doctors have been kept
pretty busy riding night and day
Chills and fevers, cholera infantum
and malarial troubles is what's the
matter.
The warm weather of the past
few days is just making the cotton
crop hump itself. Prospects for the
largest crop in years is the general
prediction now.
Mrs. Lucy Wynne who has been
seriously i'll Of Malaria for the past
ten days, we are pleased to learn, i.
recovering rapidly. We hope shf
will soon regain her usual goot
health.
New subscribers this week: p
II. Clay, Golden Lake; DIR. j. II
Howell, Brownsville, Tenn; J. l.
Edrington, Fort Smith; Rev. J. +
Lloyd, Osceola Renewals: j. W
Quinn, Walnut Springs, Texas.
Mrs. w. B. Cooke, of Memphis
who has been visiting relatives ant
friends in our community for som,
time, left for her home last Thurs
day. The illness of her little daugh
ter, Irene, was the cause of her ear
ly departure.
"A delightful Lawn Party wa
given the Osceola Sunday Schoo
children last Tuesday night at the
residence Of DR.. and Mrs. ID. A. Rich
ardson, which was immensely enjoy
by the little folks, and quite a mum
Der who were not SO little. Th,
programme consisted of innocen
pays, games and cooling refresh
inents. Altogether 1t was mos
pleasant affair.
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next before the day of election,
preach on the christian virtue of TEN.
ance.
W. p. GRAcK,
President Of the Prohibition Alliance
of Arkansas.
PINE BLUFF, ARK, Aug. 10, 1886
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U11M Mm"re money than al anything else nv
NM IN taking an agency for the beet selling
Ull'bOok out. Beginners succeed grandiy
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Portland Maine.
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lrcH, and Scratches of every kind
cured in 30 Minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Use no other.
This meyer fails, Sold by GAYLORD
L HALE, Druggists Osceola, Ark.
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Take DR.. r.. a. Armistead's Apue
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tCial ehccis are imru ediatcly porcepuhle; ~
a few weeks after commencing it, u" a frelMt
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only safe and "heciual remedy kuoWu lpr cur,
ing all forms of Nervous Debility from auy
cause, lts effects are pcrina. nt. NO matte
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dies You have tried, on how many doctors hay,
failed when the disease has ballei tn.
skill of the ablsst physicians. when molanchOlN
and despair have taken the place Il hope. an,
the world looks blank and drearv, Ncryiti
will inspire new life aud permanently cur,
body and mind II II cases cured by il. "a,
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this paper
DR.. \ G CLIN. Boz 2i9. Chicago, m.
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LITTLE Rock, ARK June %, 1879.
Messrs W, NJ AKIN & co,

fVHnsVITTe, Ind.
For the benefit otall persons living In malari-
al parts OF the country, ! take great pleasure in
recommending lr. hrmistead's ACue ronic
having used the same myself and family and
received 20 much benefit lroln the same, I am,
slrs. ilNlhg witness 10 Its merits, and can not
say too much in its favor.
Very respectfully,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-23

pr1yznu: = ID brze i'm talk, k'vdy
ME umirli slnnowac chit ba!
Kazaism zwoiaG sz'aehtc,
c%iekawSm.
Bardzo stem tel pro.
pozvcyi .yndowoIniona. Cry
Bnnkobn NV adomionY o tym
FlanIe?
= Tax jest = jr2eh bym We
ma nirgo ME rpascit, ga ko.,as
w;ecej:.
dHus tych uloaonych planow
same kro' Wi odbyt SO zjaSd
szla, ht,; klol obdsrowat majetno-
Sci wi,lu p"now, zarrzysiagt prey.
v%ilejo Ball %niotej d!a sz!achty -
Madziary %krzyc1"fy Ellen!
Gag dalszy nsstapi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-23
kn6lNwi otwiel ata sip ter.

trwogp, %rMczej mrlanchoIie c"
tn rorzac? = ChodGI smutnv, "
myslony, odw odza kosclof, modll
50 w pukorze az worznnie sc
zadziw Ii, 90 Sc z krolvm dzioj'.
Przy~te ME t,dy do ne.o "a
uf,ny Ochmi-trz dworu Bank"ban,
mat nader, .pizy"'az"ny do .j"go
o~oby; s,anat priced zamy slonym
monnrcha i putrzy sie ia nleso
mito>iernie. = SO niece o
pamictaf, sloj 81. ma meg: =
Coz znowu! przychod1jsa, lewno
Z jaka crocirszna nowina? CO
Ia butna szIach,a my sli, - mnie zje?
MiloScir W kroIu! Wld&e
zmienione Twoje obl!c1e, \ tn
wc"le ME ma sic czego ~ota"'ac,
j 'z-li ia malkontenci, 81 tskAe
adherence; wfasn,smy 2 Najjasnirj-
sz;l mowli krolowa o ten iutere
sic. Krolowu zadcrydowata. ably
p~otwlerdzic syl"chclo ~wszY~tGie
mzywiltio, W BuI!j ztctei zaMsrir.
Mamie rrzyzwolt M to,
ably ms etn"sci k 6lcwsk}c Me hyfN
rozduwane komu ia ch G, tylilo
komu s1l4chtn pozwol Also
ne mann da6 rieniedzy ~ in
II komu, tyllo IA i.h z,zwolenirn?
jake kIol re mnie bedz'c? Alhu
nareszc'e ME wolno mi bedxie
uzvwad &ydow do intrre-ow, am
i'm ~powiernac dzlerz w urzeG6N,
- wiesz prAecie, IL oni mi "a bard=o
ma reks, b. nmirja na-yeid s<srb
moi p~otrzebie? = Ma %szystkje
punkta zezwo!e, inc ma t. " kadrh
>p"sob, body m utworzyl panowanis
sZlacheckis. -
Obecna chwila TAXA jest, 4.
ma wszy>.ko Frzystxc @koneeznir
tlzebA, ;by sic no ustaliG ma tranie.
-Bede "alowunym krolen,he?
= Rulati0a znf, &ymy wedAi
dla zr,bc m tam pojaIa q MANI +,
glzie ty lko be Izcm chcj,ll.
Ba, czy MOI Ene. przy.i9Sa
ME %plzechyrki. =
Mu-i sic kroIewsNa NJ Sc
rostarad o z"ufuniv Pupic5,, d lie
wszystko g!adNo.
= Soma mqtna wod~!-odl ,arl
krol siorstko.
R.cze 20 shutek moja
wfasna gtowa. wszy-tko bed1~
dobrze.-
= Kiedy TAX, ogloA no dzich
k%o,onacvi, a ziazd dla
szlachty kiIka dni pr1c1tem, bcazie-
my winzivl, czy SIC wszys!ka
zjedzie i jake po-tawi zadania.
= D,brze M,'osviwy k:olu.
Bankohan o!dal1 sic, do k, ola
przychod1i kroio"a . Nnlelanem
!woru. k'ol mad sw6j zwycznj
ME przyw9taf swei mutronki. AM
spojrzat eio ma ks eliza, inc chodz
pc ~obszcrnej komnacie tam naz&d.
TrZymajac rece z;i Zone w tvle,
uslnll n%a,eszcie ma dcbo~rj law ic,
za'"2yf noge IN l%tolano wcstchuai
$ be globoko, jakhy mu COS do
legato.
- Co sic tn diugo namy5Iac
- rzelltn krolowa Gert,uda =
cnergia ~zwyc'eiy.
- Me many to dzieci, ahss
my nio mysleli o ich lose? DE- 8
&yje, jutro mnie ME ma, ale fanil y
co ona 4obio Yocznie wohec NE
tcndentow. kto vie jake prvtensya
uroscia s"ble A~u-trynni, lub Itkje
pismo wyclagna kie~zeni j po-
kaia nurodowi, 30 poehowsli VIA.
dysiawa. =
MI sciwy Mnnarcho -
wtraca riq k-jad1 kap"inn - do
r6ki ciepte Srlazo, na niego sic
dmucha, a jak ostygn'e, dmuchanir
ME pnmnae, r,zed koronac;a ujac
nale3y wrzystkA sz!achte przywi-
sjami, a wtvnczns eden obey mic
wtrac, sie DO rza"ow Jegp Kr5
'ewslSi"j Mosoi DO trzeEa znat
krew uhe,ska, ona XII 'aca.
Kiedy mnic ws1s.cy talk
przyn"g'ac;e, ,obc.s I" SO wan
podoba.
= Niechzo sc M"'osciwy Kr6l
nio %irilujc r~r4v4@ata k:eloaa,
movie . d bw adczcn;". -
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-23

n~adwprueg, knpvl"na i sAepr' mu
d, urha. NO. Iatrz,t sic eagle
mn k>ie liza. jake ON zr b' t""r<a
ruchv, kaytan stuvh"f - nareszc'e
zrob rckumj grst zaprzevzeh'a-
kro, ecierpI wy zarytuJe
predi<n: - N rojedziesz?
Nnlj snjej,zy panic, pil"i'j
sza wyprawu pr1ccw L-"poidow''
= Co k-aze mow's>::
- Null sni.jszy krcl ME vie,
&c sic Leopold gotuje przec'w
MENU.
A to z jakiej racyi?
Chce gwattem wprowadzc
dziecko ma tr"n ~wegiuskl; many
wiadrmosci. 3 poaotat hufce j
oiasna .iuz ku Pre>zburgo"i.
= Bagutela - k'eGy brat"wa
w tahitj lomocy Iok1ada md>leJe,
vice pok;ze lem krclem Wes1ei-
skim = wstnf. woIa przyborznego
-i~rmkn: - Idz mi do na wy as1e
70 Ochmistrzu, MECH tu zaraz
przychodzl. =
= Pc co, krzvknc'a kr6lowa
- ma co ten rospj,th? =
= Jez.ll kto ma mnie napala
niespodzie xanie, ME mann sc
-Ty ll<o kilku sz'aehty wichryy,
z lymi sobie kr6l roradzi.
R> chlo wczus jak wkroczo
austryaki d. stollcy. =
= Juzem zarzadz;fa tn, ably ma
k.zly 1ueh byli ma pogotow1u
wierni nasi zupani. Oni tam juz
maja rozfozone ma czutach swoje
hutce, 1en/e, Re teraz Wtadysiaw
ME ujrzv wogier>kicj zjcmi.
= Dliecko re mna wojowaG
ME be lie. -
Ale matka, ia podszczuia
ma n Lropolua.
Te move p'zerwalo wn;jscie
Ochm strna kl6lew,k ego. - k'6l
zmicrzyi 50 Cd stop do gF"wy
wzroklem ponurym IN. - Jakt'? -
znpytOf grozn'e postanowiIem
CO w najw'ek-z"j %tasce, abys dbai
o dom moi, ~ Aspan jak spioch
juki chodzi-z, mic wid1Ac ma trzy
krokl cd sob @ co sic %sw'ecj. -
- M tosriwy kroIu!-uk eknal
Ochmisrz zt"1y w-zy recc MA p'ersi.
Mkt ME rl]nnje TAX gol4co
Jcgo oscby i dworu, j.k j.; movie
20! =umieniem, zaklnnm Sc M
I@sten", lie spoke jnie koio pnlacn,
,ni SIG tn zbllzyG smie nleznnjomy
j podrj'zany.
Bajesz! Austryuki przeszli
grani'e, ty o tenn ME wir~z?
Aus'rynki tn ME pr.yjda,
Broh BIZ! W. stawjli sic no ma
mstyd, DO clca mice Wtadysiawu
kr6jem Veg er,klm. Mic z lego,
to dziecko herIega, Iedwie dycha,
ma surhoty, wisdnicj o.
= Juki mi doNtor z cjebie, n
widzial,s g,2-
Slusa "ierny odsaduje mysli
pana swego. - Pos'nirm z,nfanrgo
do W ednia, ably ne wyw ed1iat o
Zdropiu Wl;ulj s|a.a ~krolrwirzn
d"wiedzlat SO, & led"ie dylha,
lada ch"lla %rkonczy. Au~trynry
rzyn'a no po-tra'h nn pr"sby klo-
Iowej mattI, BOWEN pewno PREY
rzekia jakio wynagrodzcnie IA f.
tNge; njmby w"j-ka Rakn-kie
przysz}y 10 Badzin", mic d z,j".
= dla trgo znf,rmowaIem zupan6w
W Raabje, P,szeio j Budlinie, ably
stanqli IA stray, ora rozgtosilr,
70 uma,f ku6Iewlcz.
Ma COZ BY 10 oglaszad Smile, {
rrzedw cessna, a jak 6" t, 3 dokto-
Wy utr1Nmuia lrzy zycIu7
Ty lko ten doktor-wskazai
Ochm'str1 ma niebo = modify 60
wyba"ic cd smierci, ais dian 20
dobno ty"h cudow dziaiut ME
bedzie. =
Pucieszna mowisz nowine
= lecz czy tam u twych oczu, IL
ona COS nlep"d"bna do p%rawdy!
Nam swindkn d~worZaninn,
przyprowadzq go z;raz Krole" skIej
Mvsc;.
Ne pot'zeba - pFzerywa
lro!o.a G,rtiuda. TAX lest -
lada ch"lia sp"iziewnlmy SO gunca,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-23
" Bank
absXcxcs!mSSci

The Wlnona Servings Bank
Drusa vi. miedzy Main iCenter.
Bank tee bedzie p1acij pro-
cent cd wszelkich depozyt6w,
poc2awszy cd jedncgo dolara,
Cd | grudnla 1885 r. i nadul.
Wypo1ycza ~pieniqdze ma ME
ruchomosci..
CzlonXowie Komitetu:
VIM. W:ndom, prezydent,
G. \. Morcy, Wiceprezydvnt,
+. A. Rising, skarbmik.
Il. NJ. Kinney, r. B Baslord,
j.. II. jenkins G.. j. Camp.
szzsS
Kto ma co do dru-
kowania. nicchaj sig
zglosi do druNarni
wv ktora
wsZelkic z~amowienia
czy to W polskim cry
w angiclskim jezyku
~wykonuje rownicz
szybko i %gustownie,
ak MONA dostac
g~dzieindziej,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25


In the heart OF the province of S;alzburg. on
the Sonnblick. which rises to a height OF 1917
fee:, great meteorological observatory, the
highest in Europe, has Just been erected,
which will be in immediate communication
with the central meteorological office at Vienna.
The walls are over "A meter thick. Telephone
communication has been established from the
summit OF the mountain across tie Goldberg
glacier, DOWN into the Rauris valley, and when
The telegraph wires Will haze Teen extended
Rom TaXenOacn the communication will be
complete The view from the summit is mag
nlncent, ranging over great part OF the Tyrol,
Sarinthia anu SalZburg. The roof Is OF copper.
Shieny on account OF It's electrical advantages.
Ahe situation Is very exposed, aud Is "a sort OF
center Tor the discharge OF electrical! disturb
AAces. There were many opportunities OF
watching the behavior OF lightning during the
erection OF the building. DIR. Ham, the direc-
tor Oh the Central meteorological Institute 1T
vienna, mas superintended all the arrange
Aehts- ine observatory Will be thoroughly
Squlpped, aud IT Is expected that by the LIST OF
september II viii be in working order.
"A movement IL on loot To consolidate the
Annalgamated Association of Miners ard Mine
Iaborers with the National Federation Oh
Miners, which Is u branch of the knights OF
Labor.
The schooner Rosetta B., from Boston, went
ashore on the Newfoundland banks and broke
In pieces. One OF the crew was lost.
Ninety thousand cotton spinnerS In Burnley,
England, have resolved 70 strike against o
reduction In wages.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25

hot springs under the town. wearing and wash
ing out large hollows, thus weakening the
upper crust.
prove that the most effective agent in causing
destructive shocks is water percOlating through
assures ana cracks to the superheated rocks at
great depths below the surface.
THE EAkTHS SECULAR COOLING"
1t Is assumed by scientists generally that the
earth Is slowly losing Its heat during long ages
by radiation into space of its primitive heat,
and hence that its structure is slowly contract
Ing. This radiation from its surface of all heat,
whether from the solar rays above or from the
glowing furnaces beneath, must necessarily, II
continued long enough, bring the temperature
follows that in cooling the globe is also slowly
contracting, and hence tho assertion that the
contracting process Is a large factor in earth
theory.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25

From the Mobile (Ala.) Register September 10.
Capt. l.. II. Kennerly is laid up at How
ards from the effects of an encounter with q sea
nettle. He left tor that famous resort Saturday,
and II is said that he was stung Sunday. The sea
nettle, or jelly fish, is quite common in Mobile
Bay. The body is transparent and jellylike,
dish shaped, with the mouth downward, from
which hang appendages varying in number,
length, ana purpose. The body Is So largely
made up OF water that on drying 1t is reduced to
a mere him of membrane. They trans
parent that they would hardly be seen in the
water but for their beautiful colOrs. They re-
semble some human beings in one particular
they are all stomach. Their principal office
is to grow hungry and fill up. They are said
TO make from 100 to 200 hearty meals
day and wake up in the nigh: shouting
1or lunch. They eat everything in sight, and
when there is nothing in sight they eat them
serves, or, II more convenient, each other.
Ihey move with the rapidity and elegance OF
birds of prey securing their victims with pre-
ana performing these acts in q manner which
would hardly be expected i'll transparent
mass OF jelly. Perhaps they themselves are
able to recognize the incongruity of these
evolutions. but though they may blush they
DO not hesitate. Evidently they are driven TO
1t by hunger. rish that has to eat many
hundred meals day must be very hungry
from hablt as we'll as from principle. No doubt
the Jelly fish was Surprisedw hen it tackled the
portly Capt. kennerly, and found that it had
Dltten on more than 1t could Chew. Capt.
kennerly was also surprised, painfully sur
pr'sed. he says SO. There is no doubt as to
ms feelings In the matter. But, happily he
capped, plus one experience. and the jelly fish
Is by this time "a mere film OF membrane
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25
SPptonlb her,

Have You seen the pretty fairy
Walking with q manner airy
Through the earth,
Gliding vines on hut and castle,
Lingering where the corn-stalk's tassel
Mods la mlrthy
She's dainty little creature
Fair i'm form and every feature:
Shaded blue
Is the dress her form adjoining
Ills glory OF the morning,
Sprent with dew.
Silvery Lunas beams her hair ID.
And within her hand she carries
Golden-rod,
Touching with 1t fruits by magic.
While the leaves in ending tragic
Strew the sod.
-CpZff,uy,ls Dis1ldfch
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25
g My Wife,

From the Boston Herald.
What can it be in the expression my wife!'
that renders it SO difficult of natural utterance
on the stage? 1t is very curious to observe how
actors invariably give the same intonation, the
same sickly drawl, to these simple :nonosylla-
bles. and always speak them as though my"
was mile long aud wife was spelled "y-uph ~
There may be stage traditions for this affected
pronunciation; but, Ii SO, the sooner they are
banished TO the property room the better. They
won be missed. When the stage lover or hus-
band wishes to be particularly sentimental or
particularly crushed he calls ON "my wife" in
accents that send cold shivers down an etymol-
Ogsts back and makes him wish the fellow
would say Mrs. a., Ii. or c., rs the case may be,
Or anything else rather than be SO cOntoundedly
pOssessive. Nobody wants his "wife," aud, if she
is his, why not be u man about it and take the
consequences without drawing?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25
A Study Of Human Nature.

FROM tue 81 PauI OIODe.
Two women approached each other from
opposite directions yesterday on 7th street.
One was looking into the shop windows and
the attention OF the other was attracted to the
opposite side of the street. They collided
Both looked around with trown and, giaring
at each other, said: 'YOu clumsy thing do
you want the ear,h?' A little further down
the street one OF the women cOllided with a
smart looking young man. When she saw that
it was man who had brushed against her she
smiled and said: II beg PARDON" in her most
insinnating tone. He replied, as he tipped his
hat: Don't mention it, please Tie close
student of human nature will observe that this
story is true.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25

From the Philadelphia News.
Celtic friend of mine, who possesses more
than the average hopefulness OF his sanguine
race met me on Chestnut street yesterday with
q smile as broad as full moon. "Me fortunes
made, me bye" said he. II haven't it quite in
me fist yet, but it's as sure death and the tax
rate man." When pressed to reveal what ex-
traordinary good luck had befallen him my
friend drew me upi into the shadow of the Girard
house, ana, after looking carefully about him,
breathed into my eXpectant ear the word 'Salt!
waited for Il iurtherex PLANTATION, OF course and
1t came after my friend had observed that his
startling announcement had had time to make
the proper Impression. II haven it patented
yet, he said, "but IL is surely worth 1t. III tell
You what it is. w lille smoking my tavOrite clay
pipe last week l noticed that 1T was pretty
strong. and laid it aside and bought q new
one. The idea struck me that something was
needed in the bottom of the pipe to absorb the
Oil OF the tobacco, and without any idea OF it's
worth tried pinch OF salt. Well, sir, as true
as I'm Christian, that salt proved to be the
very thing. 1t took up all the nicotine, and the
pipe to-day is as sweet when first got it.
Barring lew salty mouthfuls you get on the
first Whit or two, there is nothing finer in the
wurruld."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25

MARRIED ON THE SLY.-A dispatch from
Milwaukee says: 1t has just been discovered
that jackson, the twenty-two-year-old son of
Jerome l. Case, the millionaire manufacturer,
clandestinely married last March to Henrietta
Roy, the divorced wife Of poor young me-
chnnic. Young Case is an expert roller skater,
and was captain OF polo club until that sport
died out in the west. His first acquaintance
with Mrs. Roy is said to have been formed In a
rink. Mrs. Roy is Older than her husband by
two or three years, is handsome and graceful
but has never had access 10 the best society.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25
The Filthy American Smoking Car.


The foreign compartment smoking cars are
bad enough but they fail to equal the unparti-
toned flthiness OF the American car. A gentle
man who had dog to transport was told that
he could not put him on the smoking car. He
promptly replied that he had too much respect
tor his dog to put him in such kennel It is
not an uncommon thing on local trains run
ming into Boston to find ladies obliged to stand
In passenger Cars while there is room enous b
and to spare in the Smoker" A healthy re-
form In railroad management would switch of
the smoking car ON side track, and leave
them there. 1t would require powerful
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-25

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