Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-11
BRIGHT BITS,

NEWARK finds cause for wonder and rejoc-
ing IN the Tact that the children who were
sent 70 Pasteur are now as well as those who
were bitten aud remained at home.-Phttd-
detDhtd Worth d DertcuH.
GLADSTONE to Mrs. Wettin)-"You sent for
me, believe, ma'amf"
Mrs. Wettin-"Yes did. Here is the key
tothe pantry, but don't let any Of those bad
irish boys have any pie.-P@ s6Hr0 Chronicle.
Miss A.-"What, Carrie! going into town
agang'
Miss B.-"Yes; bought dress pattern last
week, and when my dressmaker came to cut
Il up she found had only enough for the
SKIRT. 80 sm going to get another eighth OF
yard for the waist. Miss Scissorsnip says 4
VIII be more than ample, but Pm bound 10
nave enough. hate 10 scrimp, you know
boSt0n Transcript.
HUSBAND twho has just returned from his
omcel-"Weli, Maria, chi dren all weilf"
Loving Whichever better, darling"
husband-"Not a blamed one of 'em sck?"
Loving wife-"I am happy to sly no. my
Observation-Disclosures! Just the way. Here
pay DR.. Pighead $40 a month to look after
the FAMILY health, cause thought il would
be cheaper. and not darn one Of ye has had
even cold since | made the agreement.
BahP'-RGm6Ler.
AS WAS PREDICTED, the winter has been
very open and lots of cold weather got in
hSio Orleans PicRguAe.
AT A RECENT MEETING OF the Boston Society
=
DER delivered an able paper upon "MesoZoic
Cockroaches," in which he announced that
the cockroaches of to-day are on the average
considerably larger than those of me-ozoic
rocks. He neglected to add that the probable
reason Is that the mesozOic cockrOaches did
not have insect powder TO grow fat On.-BOS-
ton Courier.
THERE was a great clatter and clawing at
the corner OF Woodward and jefferson
avenues yesterday. and man whose appear
ance gave him away as a vagrant went
down with such force as TO telescope himself
and shorten his height three inches. A man
VINO stood waiting for the car laughed up
roarlously and slapped his leg. Tue tramp
gave him long look, craWled to his feet and
snufiled across the stpset Then he turned
around and shouted; THAT'S where you got
left, mister! l uoue that so a. TO get into a
suit OF clothes which were to small for me ~
Detroit Free PresS.
Nv ATER's frozen up" said boy as he en-
tered woodward avenue plumbers shop
yesterday.
VERY we'll"
ma wants you to come right up
II am AFRAID we can't get there for day or
two. You'll have to borrow Of your neigh
bors."
I'VE can't it?"
Are they frozen, tOo?"
~ dunno, but the woman on one side is mad
at u because we've put bay window on our
house, and mas mad at the other because
she's got sea x n sacque. guess we are in
hX."-Detr0U FREE bFsSs.
MILLENIAL CLINAxEs,-
"Here is a book ia Ike To sell'
The speaker was shot dead.
9TH hon eide was justified"
The Judge ana jury said.
you want barbed wire aud lightning rods. :"
The farmer wanted rest.
His bul-pup tore the agent sore
Twas taken az a jest.
The plumber forwarded his bill
With figures Il was rife.
The court decreed that for his greed
He must be sent for life.
The lceman gives away his crops:
90 "a gas is served for fun.
And coal abounds. Two thousand pounds
Are crowded IN ton. The Judge.
THE MAN who edits the only pAper in a
country town leads a dull and monotonous
existence. There is no writing, crawling
detesi able and mendacIous contemporary Al
whom TO hurl tn nderbOlts OF denunciation;
no bald headed babOOn whose frOthy rawlings
and Outlandlsh gibOeTish he can hold up to
popular ridicule; no shiny reptile, wallOWinx
in the fifth that gave II birth, Of which he can
BID his esteemed fellow citizens beware Be
yOnd an occasional criticism, necessarily mild
on the appointment Of a field driver or a fence
viewer, his columns are free from ne fire thai
sometimes gOws at white heat in the pages OF
the local Journal. He Is everybody's friend.
and pursues the even tenor OF his wAy, with
feS anxietles excepting those that are Great
ed by delinquent subscribers.-BostoE Courtsr