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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21
DR.. C. D. SALFIElD,
zig Kearney Street,
SAN FRAN SEQ, CAL.

Consultation strictly confidential, by letter
or at office, FREE. For the convenience of
patients, and in order to insure perfect secrecy
have adopted a private address, under which
all ackages are forwarded
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21


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ful iEldiscretiOnO or excess,a speedy
thorough and perm lament CURE
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21
A GOOD CHANCE.

The residence of Mrs. Able il offered
for sale at Q bargain as tho owner In
about gsilS East. Inquire on the
premises or 1t this Onee. declStf
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21
II EDICAL..

Is a never failin
cure for Nervou
Debility, EXhaus-
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n a | Weakness,
L o s t Manhood,
Impotency, Pros
tatorrhea, Paraly-
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rible effects OF
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full follies and eX-
posSpS in pootI1rpr
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21

ns-A General Insurance Agency is
also connected with the Bank. Staunch
and reliable Fire, Life and Accident
Companies represented-policie issued
on day OF application.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21

Bills of Exchange bought and s0id %
San Francisco, New York, and al the
principal cities OF the United ot&te- a..
Europe.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21

EsFAn ASSAY Office is Don ected with
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-02-21

Established for the Scientific and
Speedy Cure of Chronic, Nervous
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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
A Pointer for the Dudes.

Chicago Mail.
That young gentleman sleeps on his pants :"
''Ehr
''Yes," said the speaker, mice young men who
are dainty in their dress insist on having their
pataloons look each day as il they came from
their tailors They affect a prim perpendicular
crease in each leg of their trousers don't know
why they do, for there is that same crease in the
cheap hand me-down pants sold on South Clark
street. But they want it. Each night they fatten
out the legs. pull out the bottoms, and carefully
fold together the two legs Of their trousers
Then they lift the mattress of their bed and
carefully put their pants under it. When they
get in they know they are putting themselves to
some use. In the morning the trousers look as
If they had just come from under the red hot
goose Of some pants presser. When you see a
crease running up and down the two legs of a
mans pants you can be sure that he puts his
trousers in bed before he gets in himself Try
it. Half the young men at the club do it,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21

Atlanta Constitution.
King Cotton may as well give way to Sis Hen
The monarch of the plantation is all very well
in his way but the modest little plebeian of the
barnyards beats him to death as money maker.
1t is only within the past few years that we
have been able to get reliable poultry statistics.
An immense industry has grown up before we
were aware of it. Let us consider few figures.
For the year 1883 the poultry product of this
country was $500. 600 900. Under an equal divil
sion each man, woman and child in the country
would have paid over eleven dollars to the poul.
try farmers. But we paid more than that, for
We imported about half as much as we pro.
duced. China alone sent us 10000, 600 eggs,
These are tremendous figures. Our poultry
interest, it seems is more than double the value
of the dairy interest. It was worth in 1883,
$780, 900 more than the cotton. product Of
that year.
With such q showing before u.s. why should
the small farmer long for the big cotton planta-
tons of the Southwest or the great wheat6elds
of the Northwest Without undertaking the
Importance of other farm products, it is high
time for to consider the poultry industry.
Let US penetrate the mysteries of the different
breeds, and work the Cochns, Brahmas, Ham.
burgs. Black Spanish, Wyandottes Plymouth
Rocks Andelusians and all the others for all
they worth 1t is time to bring Brer Rooster
and Sis Hen to the front. They deserve we'll of
the Republic.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
where kissing stin FIourlshes.

Christian Million, London.
Side by side with the astonishing development
of prurieEt literature there has grown up in Suns
day-schools and temperance societies with close
membership an equally astonishing development
of kissing games. The old-fashioned out-door
kiss in thering of school treats and the equally
harmless forfeits played land paid) beneath the
mistletoe, have given place to a set of kissing
games, in which teachers and senior scholars
indulge for hours together, and which form
the great attraction of many gatherings
1t was our painful duty to visit Lon-
don Sabbath school entertainment where
these things were being carried on from six
in the evening until midnight. We protested
verbally, and also leaving an entertainment
where we fet the presence of God was not being
recognized. 1t began with can in which,
to an idiotic song and tune, first the upper then
the lower members of the body were raised and
swung about After this an hour was spent in
kissing and Kissing" Then came the great
treat called "rhe army Marching round in
pairs, these Sunday school teachers went through
drill. in which present arms" and "fire vol-
ley" meant embracing and kissing between the
sexes. When we state that the male ''tenchersa
knelt down before their partners to embrace
them, and that six ''volleys" we're ordered at
once, or that kissing in that posture was ordered
to continue until the word 'halt" from the fugle.
man, the reason of our departure, and strong,
indignant protest will be evident
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
A New story of Garfield.

Washington Letter.
About seventy five alumni of Williams College
assembled at the Arlington Hotel this afternoon
to greet the former president of that institution,
Rev. DR.. Mark Hopkins. The president of the
local alumni association Senator ingalls,.
not able to attend the gathering. Among those
who did call were Justices Gray, Field and
Bradley, Secretaries Villas and Endicott, David
A. Wells and Congressman Lindsey. Justice
Fields is a graduate of Williams. Mr.. Van
Vechten, of New York, introduced the visitors.
The fine face of the genial ex- president, Mark
Hopkins seemed even more attractive after
he told the following anecdotes of the
late President Garfield member of the class
of 1856: In the middle of his course, as the col
lege year neared its end, young Garfield was OBJ
served to be in very depressed condition of
mind. President Hopkins sent for him, and
asked him what was the matter. At first Gar
field was averse to making an explanation, but
he finally admitted that his money was COM
pletely exhausted.
'My family is not rich;" said he ION the con-
trary, they are very poor. | shall have to give
up my studies and go back to the farm Per-
haps my face has shown my disappointment and
regret"
The sympathetic heart of the college presi-
dent warmed toward the young man as ne re.
Joined: There is small fund here for aiding
deserving students. Your case comes entirely
within its provisions, and will gladly advance
you enough to enable you to complete your edu
cation"
After some protests Garfield finally accepted
this aid, and BY means of it received his degree.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
A Post-Nuptial Transforn,at,on.

There man of knowledge deep commanding
sweep, who knew a heap, q man who studied
day and night. and hardly spared the time I'd
sleep.
This staid he knew a maid demure AFRAID.
and half dismayed, shy the nymph of ancient
myths seouestsred In some sylvan shade.
This maid so rare with golden hair and modest air so
debcnaiT she charmed this man of learned lore
and caught him in her witching snare.
This man Of thought and learned lore, his hair he
tore. and Ger and DER, he loudly swore that ha
would cherish her for aye. and he would love hen
evermore.
Now they are wed. In his library hooks among his
book his knees he crooks, and sees his wife sell
dom now that he's forgotten how she looks.
The wife to whom the before so loudly swore nd
would adore forevermore. lives with her motheE
and declares her husband is regular bore
Lynn Mass. Union.
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being later than the fifth century. For similar
reasons DR.. John Hall, Of this city, is opposed to
the general use Of the creed in the regular Sum
day service.
Bishop Selwyn. who interested himself greatly
in the poor, one day, coming on company of
miners, heard them talking in very animated
way. so loudly that be said to them: my
friends, something seems to interest you all very
may inquire what itis2" To which they replied:
You see that copper tea kettle there7 We
found it. and we were just saying that the one
who could tell the biggest lie should have it
sOh" said the Bishop. 81 am sorry for that;
hope you will never again tell lies. 'Tis a fear
full bad habit and so unmanly. Why. | never
told lie IN ny life.p Whereupon the four
miners shouted in one breath give the governor
the kattlen
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
Fifth Avenue Jottines.

New York Mail and Express.
Miss Nancy collars" are what they call those
that turn down in front just tri6e.
Red, according to the fashion authorities, will
hold its own throughout the summer.
Pointed shoes for men or women are declared
TO be fashion altogether of the past.
Ladies known religious extremists" wear
black gowns and bonnets during Lent.
Wine decanters with jeweled shoppers are new
in importations, and very elegant. too.
colored silk handkerchief sticking out of a
mans pocket nowadays is bad form"
The crooked stick still obtains" among young
men who delight to be taken for swells.
Plates costing $50 each do not necessarily en-
nance the taste Of the food served on them.
Now that fashionable women are describing
sealing wax, business men appear to be taking
it up
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The Wonderful Mr.. Ingalls,.


For pure sarcasm. however, and irony which
cuts and rankles it goes into the SOUL there is
no man in public life who can at all compare with
to being natural genius than any other of the
United States Senator'S His long iron gray head
works like steam engine with weight on the
safety. valve 1t is the embodiment of perpetual
motion, and the sparks of thought fly from it
like those of electric wheel running at the rate
Of thousand revolutions per minute. He has a
new idea on almost every subject. He is never
at loss for cutting repartee, and when he
strikes he drives his knife in TO the hilt seeking
out the tenderest spot and twisting the blade in
all directions ere be takes it out. Ingalls, has
had two terms in the United States Senate, and
he is now entering upon his third. He will throw
into these debates the full of his ability, and
am greatly mistaken If the stubborn anatomy at
the White House does not hear something drop
when Ingalls, takes the floor
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
Can a Cat Connt2

A cat had six kittens and brought them into
the house, and her master destroyed three of
them. The next year she had six more, and
brought them into the house. and three OF them
were destroyed. The next year she had six
more, but brought only three of them into the
house Some days after, while the man of the
house was in his garden he saw the cat 60
through hole into the hay-m NOW and there he
found three kittens which the cat had not
brought to the house. The reader can draw his
own conclusions
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21

Baltimore American.
The popular taste over on the other side of the
water seems to be growing more and mora
toward America and Americans. The
wealthy and titled men of the old world ara
seeking with increased earnestness American
brides, and it is erroneous to suppose that all
they after is the parental Doodle. There is
charm about American girls that the English do
not have. The women of Great Britain arc
brought up from their earliest infancy to MAIN
tain a submissive and meek regard for the Other
sex. They are taught that the only thing in life
for them is to marry comfortably and go into
sort of serfdom for the rest of their lives. No
American girl goes into matrimony with any
such idea She is bound to get the upper hand
If she can, and she has sweet and brisk indeA
pendence about her that is most attractive to
men who have met with nothing but the other
sort of thing So it is that American girls. who
at first shocked foreign society are in great de.
mand in Europe nowadays as ornaments I'd
salons and drawing rooms. and as prospective
wives to nabob natives
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
The Grant Funeral Expenses.

washington Post.
Mr.. Burnes, of Missouri, says there are prece-
dents, but neither law nor constitutional author
ity has been found for All appropriation by Con-
gress to pay the funeral expenses of General
Grant The House has refused to follow the
Senate in appropriating about So 000to cover the
expenses incurred by the militia of the State OF
New York without the authority of General
Hancock, who had charge of the matter Nc
bills have been presented by the militia who att
tended from other States.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21

them alone, and generally he has been under aus
thority himself in his younger days, and appre
clates their sentiments. The mistress of
household has never herself been servant, and
however hard she may try to be considerable. her
relations with her cook and housemaid can never
De the same as those between her husband and
his employees The NATURAL result Is to make do
nestle service undesirable and to enable those
who unwiliingly enter it to hold cut for theIr
own terms.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
Two Angelic Pictures.


They were arguing about the usefulness of
using tobacco.
''What would you think" said the minister,
impressvely, IF you met an angel coming down
the street with cigar in his month";"
What" retorted the sinner, would you
think if you saw one in plug hat and pair Of
ear nuns coming up the street,"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
The Spring Poet.

Earliest warbler of the year."l
i met man of striking mien.
Wandering the waking brook along;
His lengthy locks and vision keen
Bespoke him messenger of song.
He ga-ed athwart the budding trees,
The feecy clouds, the shining air.
And barred his head to feel the breeze
Creep thro' the tangles of his hair.
"Hal" thought my SOUL with eager bound,
Now wills the gifted one to singl"
Alas he breathed in simple sound:
II tell you, I'm just mashed on SPRING.
Poet of the Waste Basket.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
In the Sanctum.
Atlanta Constitution.

Atlanta COnstltut!on.
A man entered an editorial-room and saw
Shapaless Mass sitting on the Journalistic Tri-
pod. The visitor asked: where is the editor
whose great powers have made him known far
and wide as The Thundererg' To this the Shape
less Mass replied: "But yesterday might have
claimed that honor but since the Vigilant Com
positor edited my copy have been compelled to
appear in the role Of Crushed Straw berry,"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
How a speculator Lost Money.

Wall Street News.
'There goes man." he said as he pointed to
pedestrian the street, who lost his all by
not posting up on the traits of communities"
What do you meana" "He went to Indiana
and put his entire fortune into cough drop
factory but never sold pound of the drops"
'Why7 Don't Indiana people have coughsf"
Certainly; the same as the rest of us; but when
they can't cure 'em with slippery elm they let
her cough
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
READING FOR THE DAY.
sundsy-sohool Lesson for March ss. 1888

Euntiay-SchooI Lesson for March 2S, 1886.
REVIEW OF THE QUARTERS LESSONS.
Golden Text.-The word of our God shall stand
forever-Isa xl, 3.
There is general grouping Of these lessons
chat can best be done from the platform.
II two meE ccEid each take a part to do, and
relgiously confine themselves to the SUBJ
iect and the time given, it would be better to
give each about. twenty minutes, letting
the first give clearly and strongly picture Of
the historic period from the time of Josiah to
tie close of the Old Testament, which would
really be an historic review ofEthe lessons. The
second speaker could then go through tie twelve
lessons, and find one great truth written on the
ration and the world, truth for all time, and
especially for our own time
SUGGESTIONS FOR SPECIAL APPLICATION.
If these twelve lessons may be fairly used to
exalt the word Of God and to show the historic
importance of the Scriptures, it il equally true
that there are some practical applications grow
ing out of this general view. One of our most
common faults is lack of interest in the word,
and one of otlr great sources of weakness is in
eur lack OF faith in the Scriptures as the word or
God Let US apply these lessons
l. With many the Bible is covered up under
the dust of neglect and the debris of business.
Some fortunate enough TO ind the word
while they have strength and time to read it.
Where is your Bible2
reading, but they illustrate Gods faithfunees to
His own word. There is punishment of sin
here aud hereafter.
g. There are many Christians whose lives are
passed in sort of Babylonish captivity to the
world, and their harps are on the willows.
A. There are saints who are made to suffer
here, who know the den of lions and the fiery
furnace, but they know Gods faithfuiness to his
word.
S. AS Nehemiah and Esther found that their
God was coyenant-keeping God, and was true
TO His word. so the men and women to day who
are in trouble prove the truth of His word The
experience and lives of such are grand argu-
ments for the Scriptures
g. The Lord Jesus Christ, who answers so
fully to all prophecy, himself gave highest honor
to the word We may be sure that though
heaven and earth may pass away. the word of
the Lord eIdureth forever AS the written
word is embodiment Of thought, Jesus
Christ is the embodied form Of God, tho true
eternal word.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21

Boston Record
At the s'AIikado":
She-How in the world do they manage to do
this $50 nights in succession without firing to
death of it,
He-Oh, they do it without any thought of it
at ALL 1t becomes purely mechanical with them.
She (refectively and after slight pause)-Do
you think Nanki -Poo's hug is purely mechanical
He was obliged to admit that in one respect, at
least, the action was characterized by an eternal
freshness
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
An Unpleasant Fact.
Buffalo Courier.

NUUIItFs
The simple fact is that one can retain his self
respect while working for most men better than
while working for most women. The man is ac
knows-mosr important Of all-when to leave
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
Retribution.

Atlanta Constitution,
An Editor who WIS Heartless enough to Cheat
over the Misfortunes of Brother Editor, betook
himself to his Closet to Prepare an Eloquent Con
trjhution on the Anomalous Conditiua of Affairs,
but it appeared in the Paper as The Anemic
Condition of Hares The Editor who had Gloat-
ed at once retired to his Closet and went Bitterly
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
WHIMSICALlTIES.

The Temperance -Euse Hard at Work.
The properest thing for liquory him
Is the timely caress of hickory limb.
-Willamsport Sun ind Banner.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
No Use for the Jewels.

Young Housekeeper Ito fish dealer)-What do
you charge for terrapnl
Deaer-The diamond backs are $4S dozen,
mum.
Young Housekeeper-Well, haven't you got
any without diamonds on their backs that come
cheaperl
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
A Humorist Has Serious Thought

Erie Dispatch.
Mark Twain has conferred another bon mot
on his generation At recent dinner party the
subject of eternal life and future punishment
came up for lengthy discussion. in which
Twain took no part. A lady near him turned
suddenly toward him and exclaimed
"Why do you not say anythingl I want your
opinion"
Twain replied. gravely: MADAME, you must
excuse me. I am silent. of necessity have
friends in both places"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
Reduced to Plain English.
Lynn Union.

Lynn Union.
Young Reporter--The storm king hurled his
torn and tumblng torrents over the ruins of the
broken and disInembered ediice.
Old Editor-What's that? What do you mean,
young fellowa
Y. RI er-er the food washed away Patrick
McDougals old soap factory.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
One Would Not Suffice.
New York Times.

New York Times.
''Have you and Clara bad quarrel, Mr.
Featherlyl' inquired Bobby. as that young man
stretched his legs under the supper table and un-
folded his napkin.
Certainly not replied Bobby's sister, with
asperity; don't be so foolish"
''Well, them" persisted Bobby, doggedly.
when he left you last night at the front door
what did you call him an insatiate monster forp
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Why the World Moves.

New York Sun.
Little boy: "Pa, why does the world move7"
Pa thinking of something else): Because it
finds it cheaper than to pay rent
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brakes Travellers Magazine
Husband-Do you think that our daughter
Clara ought to marry for money alones
Wife-Certainly.
Husband-But you married for love, my dear
Wife-I know / did. and that is the reason
why l think Clara ought to marry for money.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-03-21
A Painful Possibility.
Philadelphia Times.

Philadelphia Times.
They say now that when Matthew Arnold
comes to this country again he will not lectures
but things which are equal to each other are FREE
ouently equal to about the same number of dol
lars Mr. Arnold may read.