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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

Mr.. JEFFERSON DAVIS will be in
terested in noting that the second Sec
ton of the Mexican pension bill,
which has just passed the House, and
which gives the survivors Of the Mex
icau war, and the widows Of deceased
participants. IS per month, contains
the following proviso: "This act shall
not apply to persons under political
disabilities" Mr.. Davis is still man
without country. He is too proud
to pray Congress for the removal of
his disabilities. His almost isolated
condition appears to be a source OF
pride to the late leader of the southern
confederacy.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

We thank God that we live in an
orderly community. We read of MUIR
ders in the east. Our court dockets
show little crime. Cashiers down east
are procuring tickets, one way only,
to Canada. Our bank officers and
other trusted officials are too busy
honestly attending to their business
to spare time for trip to the Domin-
ion. We hear of riot and bloodshed
in the states. Our people here are law
abiding. There are confederated rev.
olutionists down east-leagued to
work not and to prevent others from
earning bread for their children.
Here our people attend, each man for
himself, to their own business and
complain only when contracts are
broken and do not riot because they
are not satisfied with the pay for
which they contracted to labor. We
thank God also that We live in a pros
ferrous country. In some Of the states
bold and disease have carried of the
live stock by herds-here we are with
out serious loss from either cause. In
the states floods have covered the
fields and destroy ed hundreds of lives
and much property. Here we have
had and cannot have such affections.
Montana is good enough for us.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
Thu sday, April 8, 1886.

THE outlook east is not bright. We
do not refer to our country, which is
visited with flood, fire and riot, with
no present hope of escape from the
unhappy necessity of shooting scores
Of its citizens to maintain that law,
the Observation-Disclosures of which would
be calamity. We write of the mother
country, which is distraught, as are
we Of late days, with trouble of long
standing growing out of the COM
plants of the laboring classes. Mr..
Gladstone has thus. early in his new
government, come within few votes
of again suffering defeat at the hands
of the commons. The cabinet is d.
vided and acrimonious. Mr.. Glad
stone is persistent in his very fair
scheme for the buying out of the Irish
landlords. His cabinet, many of them,
threaten to resign if he adheres to his
plans. 1t appears that the premier
thus stands almost alone. Meantime
Ireland is in ferment and dynamite
is only laid aside until the dynamiters
learn of the failure Of Mr.. Gladstone's
measure for their relief, whereupon
they will probably again commence to
blow up men, women and children.
Peace and harmony are not all-pervad-
ing at present, except in that small
corner of the world known as Montana.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
Freedom and Good Sense.

New orleans Times Democrat
In what Utopia did Emerson discover the
company he speaks Of, for which there were
@no terrors. no vulgarityr All topics were
broachei-life, love. marriage. sax. hatred.
suicide. magic, theism, art, poetry, religion,
myself, myself. allselvss. and whatever else
with vivacity and security which be.
longed to the nobility Of the parties and to
their brave truth. Imagine the projection
into this ideal republic Of freedom and good
sense lin which everything could safely be
said with the certainty Of good echo being
returnsdj. Of single PhilistineI
II is a blissful experience to live In placs
where the tyrannies OF convention sit 80
lightly that with one shrug Of tho shoulders
one rids oneself of them, leaves them lying
in ring on the floor. and steps out free and
joyous and unrestrained.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
A Rising Market.

A wild specimen of the native Virgin
ian entered stanton the other. day and
asked credit for some tobacco and sugar
al grocery. promising 10 pay in six
weeks
" what do you base your expecta.
tons Of being able to pay in that timer
asked the grocer.
ION coon skins" was the prompt
reply.
= But you may not catch any coons
-Uh. as to that. I've got seventeen OF
EN- already plugged up In a holler tree.
aud am only waiting for the fur to git
prime"
lie got the soodA
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
SOME Of our exchanges are about to

SOME of our exchanges are about to
sue out search warrant to discover
the whereabouts of the veterinary sur
geon for whose services the stock peo-
pie are taxed. We shall be glad to
know who he Is and where he Is, and
&c may be well for the gentlemen who
constitute the stock convention, and
whom Miles City will have the honor
10 entertain soon, to declare their
Judgment whether they will continue
TO be taxed for services not rendered.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

A woman was in disguise and fleeing
from some crime she had committed. She
was travelling in stage. aud stopped at n
country inn. The travellers alighted, and
the supposed man got out with the others.
All went To the wasb-shelf at the end OF
the porch lie was watching the woman
in disguise as she washed her face and
hands. and when she was done he at once
arrested her lie discovered her sex by
her manner Of her applying the water in
washing her face All men rub up and
down and snort All women apply the
water aud stroke gently downward.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
sHaLAND's LOST GORILLA
Yielding to the Inhospitabls Climats-l
Laughing Monkey.

Laughing Monkey.
london Pail Mall Gazette
England has not been fortunate In thu
gorillas which have been brought over to
her shivering shores Tue little brute which
came into the possession OF Mr. Cross, the
great Liverpool dealer, died few weeks
ago from the cold in spite Of all efforts to
save her. We are toll on good authority
that not moro than half dozsn gorilas
have survived even the voyage, and, with
the exception Of the one exhibited soma time
ago at the Aquarium, perhaps not one OF
them Is living. SO 1t was natural enough
that MIR. Cross should set some value even
on the gorilla's corp g, which was sent up to
Mr.. Bartlett at the biological gardens. The
price WAS too high, however, AMI the dead
body was returned to Liverpool by the soci-
ETY.. and Mr. CroSs will probably stuff it
himself for one Of his patrons
"We have no gorilla here, 1t is true"
said Mr. BARTLETT, jr, to our representative
who went up too see the remains, "but We
have Sally. the bal chimpanzse, who is
almost human" "Woulj You tell ma soms-
thing about Sally, then. Mr.. Bartlett"
And Mr.. Bartlett shovel me an acc Dult in
The Field. from Mr. Tegetmeier, of this
"almost human anthropoid. IL rsgarl
Sally he says, "as one Of the most in
teresting animals in thN Y biological garlens,
not merely on account Of tho species being
exhibited for the first time in continent mt,
but also from the peculiarities OF its habits
and food. AMI its bsing one OF the few
anthropoid apes that have passed through
two winters and approached maturity in
our unfavorabe climate. Take away the
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
ICiiiclgo Ledger. !

-Its great pity that Mrs Trego
dropped OF, so suddenly. isn't itr"
lies. il just is that very thing. mum.
shell be missed for long time TO
come.
Indeed she will. mum She was such
a prime hand on gooseberry jam, and she
had promised TO show me how she made
II. too, mum. I'll declare when heard
she was dead Jest felt so bad ! didn't
care whether | got any tomatoes canned
or not
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
The Dandy Hussar and Little Phil"

lNtW LtttcTl
The newest kink in amateur military life
is q company Of cavalry called the Hussars.
Heretofore the mounted militamen Of New
York, aside from the stalls, have been
mostly butchers, grocers. cartmen and 9TH
ers who use horses in their work and utilize
the beast, for pageantry on holidays But
the Hussars are deliberately fashionable.
The proclaimed intention is TO form the
most elegant corps known to play soldiery.
The recruits have put themselves under the
tuition Of the most celebrated equestrian
master in the city, as well as employing a
regular army officer to drill them. aud the
outcome is expected to be something truly
beautiful Well, Gen. Sheridan was stand
ing in group OF acquaintance when o
dandy Of the thinnest pattern approached
him The makeup of the young chap was
exquisite. and hs doubted not that his social
superiority was so manifest as to be impress
sive to anybody. He plucksd 1Littls Phil"
daintily by the arm.
"May ! speak to you a momsntr he
asked.
20, yes" was the careless reply.
Il have joined the Hussars general, and
/ take great interest in the organization,
you know. Now, you're rather famous,
you know. as a cavalry rider, and what
thought was that your presence at one Of
our drills, you see, would be q good thing
for the boys. Could you oblige usi I'm
sure the fellows would make it pleasant for
you-no end Of champagne and that sort OF
thing-and il you could make yourself feel
like riding a round or two it woull be vastly
appreciated
as there a ring with sawdustr
"We use riding-school ring, but think
it Is not sawdust. Why do you askr
Because imagined you might desire me
to stand on my head or turn somersaults or
amuse the boy, by some Glowing. Only
let me know just what you want aud don't
forget the Champagne.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
Bird Language.
lCincinnati ENQUIRER

That the songs of birds have direct mean
ings no one can doubt. and quite rsosntly
the songs Of birds have been set TO music,
and to still further show that the notes
mean something. young birds, as rule.
adopt the notes Of the birds that bring them
up, Just a. children.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
4 Friendly Cali.

Mr.. Smith TO editor)-My name is
Smith. i just dropped In to pay you
EDITOR toIering chairl-All right. sir.
CTo boy James. whistle down stairs for
Mr. Smiths account.
Mr. Smith dropping into the chair
Er-to pay you little visit
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08
Anxious for the successiou.
New York Le.ter.l

IL can not be that the standard OF am.
bition Is very high among the rising genera
ton ~ society young men when Il 10 statei
o large number are eudeavoring TO obtain
recognition as the successor OF the late
1Kiny Of the Dudes who financially abdi-
catel
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

Freight trains in England run at twenty
i've miles an hour.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

Jean Ingelow. in one of her charming
stories tells US that the owls call Is but
two notes OF music tied together with a
moan.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-04-08

George Eliot: I'm no fool myself; I'm
forced to wink good deal for fear OF
seeing too much. for Q nelghborly man
must let himself be cheated little
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Late Sowing of Wheat.

Late sowing is to be commended where
there is probabilityof attacks from tie
Hessian Fly, or other insect enemies. If
sowing is delayed until October 1st, the
flies will have deposited their eggs be-
fore the wheat plants become large
enough to receive them, and there will
be no larvae to suck the life out of the
wheat later on. Very often the ground is
sodryin early September that if the seed
germinates the plant will not thrive, but
'withcr beyond recovery. If sowing is
delayed until the fall rains have moist
ened the ground, the plants will be as far
along until winter stops their growth, and
there will be more of them. 1t is now
possible, and certainly profitable, so to
prepare the seed-bed and apply fertilizers
that the plants, though started quite late
will reach sufficient size and have root.
growth strong enough to withstand the
winter. 1t is not necessary to SOW SO
early as half a century ago. Better
implements for preparing the ground
and sowing the seed, and better method.
for fertilizing, with understanding, hay,
so changed conditions that the rule,
relating to wheat and other crops, founC
good for heconditions of 1886, must nov
be varied somewhat.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
BaLy falls and bumps its head,
Baby bawls, they think IT'S dead,
Mamma gets st. Jacobs Oil,
Rubs the baby; stops turmoil.
Keeping Onions Through the Winter

There are many ways Of keeping good,
sound, ripe, dry onions. The great point
is to keep them dry. But you must re-
collect that even Il ripe, dry onion con-
tains at least eighty per cent, of water.
and when large mass of them are kept
together they are liable to "sweat," and
the Skins and tops become damp; and if
the temperature is above freezing they
will throw out roots and commence to
grow, iinst as they would in the damp
soil. lfit is necessary to keep them in
Il large mass, put them in Il dry place,
such us shed or barn; then they will
freeze solid, and stay frozen till wanted
in spring. They must be well covered
to keep them from thawing, and you
should avoid putting them in barn with
basement underneath where horses,
cattle, sheepor hogs are kept, as the
warmth from the animals might thaw
them out.
They can be placed three or four inches
deep on shelves in dry cellar, or in
slat-boxes holding about a bushel each.
The lower boxes should be placed on
boards, and not on the cellar floor. The
boxes may be piled up one above another,
but in such way as to break joints and
admit of a circulation of air all round and
through every box. In other words, do
not place the ends and sides of the boxes
close to each other. Leave a space Of
two or three inches between the boxes.
y little ingenuity may be required to
stack them up, and it is well to think out
the method before you commence, so as
to know exactly what you are going to do.
AT any rate, see that the onions are dry
efore storing them in the cellar OF
house, and do not pack the boxes toe
close, and give frequent ventilation and
change of air by opening the doors and
windows. Keep as near the freezing
point as possible, and zee that the cellar
is clean and that there is no damp organic
matter anywhere.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Your Children

Are constantly exposed to danger from
Colds, Whooping Cough, Group, and
diseases peculiar to the throat and
lungs. For such ailments, Ayers
Cherry Pectoral promptly admins
tered, affords speedy relief and cure.
AS remedy for Whooping Cough,
with which many of our children were
afflicted, we used, during the past win
ter, with much satisfaction, Ayers
Cherry Pectoral. For this affection, VIC
consider this preparation the most eff
Cacious of all the medicines which have
come to our knowledge. Mary Park
hurst, Preceptress, Home for Little
Wanderers, Doncaster, Md.
My children have been peculiarly SUBJ
jcct to attacks of Group, and ! failed TO
find any effective remedy until L COM
menced administering Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. This preparation relieves the
difficulty of breathing and invariably
cures the complaint. = David G. Starks,
Chatham, Columbia Co., n. Y.
1 have used Ayers Cherry Pectoral
in my family for many years, and
have found It especially valuable in
Whooping Cough. This medicine allays
all irritation, prevents Inflammation from
extending to the lungs, and quickly sub
dues any tendency to Lung Complaint.
j. u. Wellington, Plainvillc, Mich.
1 find no medicine so effective. for
Group and Whooping Cough. as Ayers
Cherry Pectoral. 1t saved the life Of my
little boy, only six months old, carrying
him safely through the worst case OF
Whooping Cough [ ever saw. - Jane
Malone, Piney Flats, Tenn.
Ayers Cherry PeCtoraI,
Prepared by DR.. j. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, IS.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Packing Apples.

"llandle apples as you would handle
eggs is good advice Old flour barrels,
unless carefully washed and dried, will
impart muSty favor to the fruit before
midwinter especially if the air in the
cellar Is moist. The first apples which
are put in market barrels should be
faced" The facing consists in placing
two or three layers on the lower head
with stems down; that is, with stems
pointing towards the head. Clean.
bright apples of ordinary size should be
selected for this purpose. The rest of
the apples may be poured, into the
barrel. This pouring, if properly done,
will not injure the apples. Eggs can be
poured. Use basket with a swinging
handle, one which can be lowered into
the barrel and turned while there. and
hold the apples back with the hand, so
that they will not pour out too rapidly.
Two or three times during the filling
shake the barrel gently to settle the
apples firmly. Face the upper head in
the same manner as the lower one. 1t is
desirable not to head up the barrel at
once. Cover with boards to keen oul
the rain, and let the barrel stand open
four or five days. Ii is not, however
always possible to cover the barrels, in
which case they may be headed up al
once and turned down on their sides
In this condition they will shed water
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02

If your life is made burden owing to
blackheads, pimples and other eruptions
on the face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it is no longer
necessary to endure it. DIR. Flagg' S
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Props,
Cleveland, o. Sold at Thomas drug
store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Tonight and To- Morrow NIGHT

and each day and night during the week,
you can find at Biery's, eissport, and
Thomas, Lehighton, Kemp's Supposa-
tories acknowledged to be the most sue
cessful treatment yet introduced for the
cure of piles. Old sufferers from this
distressing complaint are at once re-
lieved and in short time a permanent
cure established. Check the disease in
time by using the most effective remedy.
Price SOC. Send address for pamphlet
on pills. Box 20j, lie Roy, n. Y. cow
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Piles! ! Piles II Piles!!

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. One box has cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment. 1t alb
serbs tumors, allays itching of the pri-
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt of price, 81.
Williams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland,
o. Sold at Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Miraculous Escape.

w. w. Reed, druggist, of Winchester,
Ind, writes; zone of my customers, Mrs
Louisa Pike, Bartomla, Randolph Co.,
Ind, was Il long sufferer with Consump-
t on was giyenup to die by her physicians.
She heard of DIR. Kings New Discovery
for c, assumption, and begun buying it q
me. In six months time she walked to
this city, distance of six miles; and is
now so much improved she has quil
using it. She feels she owes her life to
it,"
Free Trial Bottles at 7. d. Thomas Drug
Store
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
Ought to be Known by All!

The wonderfully quick and certain
relief afforded by Fontaine's Cure in
cases of cold, cough, Group, bronchitis
and asthma. 1t will cure a cold in II
minutes! The first dose will give relief.
1t will cure Group in as many minutes.
\ child's life may be saved by its timely
use. 1t is radical cure for Asthma.
1t should always be in the house, ready
for an emergency. Can you, or any
person afford to take risk. when you
can absolutely guard against it? Whoop-
ing-cough, consumption and bronchitis
will yield to this medicine when others
have failed. Sold at DR.. c. Il. Horn S
drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
LOST 1!
DON'T
BUY AN ENGINE

Until YOU have seen our circular and prices.
$3.50. 90 for 15.HOrse Power, to S550.n0 for CO.
Horse Power. Engines complete with gov
ernor. Pump, Heater, Throttle Valve and
Sight Feed-Cvlnder LubricntOr. More than
1000 in use. Send for circular giving testi-
muninis from every State in the Union. Per-
feet satisfaction gunrani ed.
MORRIS MACHINE WORKS,
Baldwinsville, N. Y.
Mention this Paperl lmarlsS6
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f ARM MERS' COLUMN
Attention =! Farmers /!

We respectfully rcquestthe farmers who may
have anything of interest under this head to
send it in, thereby making this department
more of "homC" nature. All articles not
in the shape of advertisements inserted free
of charge Ed. ADvoCATE.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
DRtJEKEN n ESS!
Cured in from three to nine days.

~ AT n fields arc scarce bui those who write 10
HU Stiuson Co. Portland Maine, will receive
Hill / free, full information about work which
HHIII they do, and live at home that will pay
VI " LII them from s. to s25 per day. Some have
earned over So in day Either young old. Capital
required Yon started free Those who starr al
are absolutely Of snug little fortunes. All is new
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The Most Productive State in the Union
The Seaboard Airline
Climate UnGXCGIGd! No Malaria.

All non-residcntS of North Carolina who
purchase lands, and place same under cultl-
vation, on the Seaboard Airline Roads, viii
be furnished with AN annual pass, Tor one
wear over the road on which located, and
extremely low rate tickets for their families
and will be charged only One-halt the regular
rates of freight during the first year of resi-
dcnce, ON freight of whatsoever kind received
Special low rates on all articles of manu-
racture and product Of the farm.
As evidence of the appreciation In which
the climate Is held by Northern people, we
poiut to the fact that the hotel at kITTREI.t,
n. G.. is most libcrally palronizcd from the
beginning of winter until late IN the spring by
prominent people of Massachusetts, New
York and other Northern States, who give
unqualified endorsement of the climate and
the hcaithful benefits derived from life in
the long leaf pine region.
SOUTHERN PINES. IN Moore county, Il
eaHtifu spot on the Raleigh Augusta Air
line is about 800 feet above the sea, and IN
tie extreme Western limit OF the Long Leaf
l'ine belt. Climate exceedingly dry, pure
and healthy, with splendid clear water, and
the locality is pronounced, by the most emu
nent SaultariStS III this country to be admir-
ably adapted for persons in search of health,
and especially i'm case of pulmonary troubles.
Lands here very cheap, and specially
| adapted to Grape Culture and Truck Farm
| ing: also SILK Culture.
| MOUNT HOLLY. situated on the West bank
| of the beautiful CataWba River, is Just com
| ing into prominence, as both summer ana
Winter resort. The country surrounding
| possesses fine capabilities In being timhcred
with hard wood for manufacturing, and the
| soil is excellent for Grass, Grain, Tobacco
and other field crops.
The latitude along the line Of rail road cor,
| responds with that of Middle France and
| italy, and is tempered by the mild influences
of the Gulf Stream on the East and the high
mountain ranges in the West. The mean an.
! nual temperature is 53o-in summer ~, and
| In Winter 40. Average number of fair days
| per year is ~. rainy 100, and cloudy ones only
| 2. These facts serve to show the climate Is
| most excellent.
| Persons with limited means can purchase
| land on the installment plan, if so desired
! and by small monthly payments can Sool
| own Il farm in this delightful locality.
All prOspectOrs and settlers can purchase
| tickets on special orders, to be secured by ap
pllcation to the undersigned, at the following
| very low rates
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02

A prominent farmer of Bowling Green
Howard County, Md, Mr., j. T. Ridgely
said his four children were sick with sore
throatS and coughs at the same time
Rel star Cough Cure cured them in q
week, No opiates.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y

position
s,1a F SG t laa line 32d ai % feveo
KnOxve Audubon Haan Guthrie
Atho tnnsas
orr ernaediat dos toy1ns sandE llnres.