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TENTS FOR CHARLESTON.
Two Hundred Big Ones Shipped by
Gov. Foraker. Of Ohio.

Special Dispatch to THE EVENING STAR.
COLUMBUS, OHIO, Sept. S.-Gov. Foraker. on
Saturday last, telegraphed to Charleston, offer
ing to send 500 tents to that city for the use OF
the shelterless people. Much to his surprise he
received no reply, although all dispatches from
Charleston told OF the great need Of tents to
protect the homeless people. Late yesterday,
afternoon, however, the governor received a
telegram from the mayor ot Charleston 10 the
effect that his former message had not been re-
ceived, and expressing thanks Two hundred
tents were sent by express last night, and three
hundred more will go by freight should they
be needed. The tents are good sized, and will
accommodate a whole family.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

oUEKNsrowN, Sept. 6.-The steamer Amer
ics from New York september for this port
snd Liverpool, arrived on Fastnet At 3 =. m.
to-day. Time Of passage, days, IL hours and
"a minutes. The America once before made
the txip In g days. 10 hours and 10 minutes.
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The Rattle Of Chapultepec.

THE DEFENSE OF THE CASTLE 80 THE CADEI0
CoMMEMoRATED IN MEXICO.
CITY OF MEXICO, Sept S.-To-day being the
anniversary OF the heroic defense oi the castle
OF Chapultepec during the American war SOL
emn memorial services commemorative OF the
yalor oI the cadets VINO Tell there were held at
Chapultepec, the president, cabinet and the
highest officials of the army and civil service
being present Services were also held In all
tue churches.
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Massachusetts Prohibftionists.

THE CONVENTION AT WORCESTER TODAY THE
LARGEST HELD In YEARS.
WORCESTER, MASS, Sept. S.-The state pro-
hibition convention, which assembled here this
morning, is the largest held in this state Tor
many years. The woman suffrage partisans
expected to make "A hard fight to prevent
the proposed disruption OF the previous close
relations between themselves and the temper
ance people. Eugene II. Clapp, vi Boston, was
made permanent chairman Either I. j. Lo-
throp or DIR. John Backmer will receive the
gubernatorial nomination.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

AUGUSTA, GA, Sept. Sth.-ft WAS learned at
late hour last night that the Augusta factory,
where the strike causing the lockout occurred,
had obtained 20 employees 10 take the place
OF the striking pickers and starts up this morn
/
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

The Norfolk aud Western Railroad company
has given orders for the erection of q grain ele-
vator ut Norfolk, Va, with capacity Of
1,500, 600 busholk
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The Trenton.

FORT MONROE, Va, Sept S.-The U. 3. b.
Trenton left here for Norfolk under sail AT ii
O'Clock this morning. She goes out OF commis-
sion tor repairs.
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New Men for the Nattouals

A Hartford, Conn.,, special to the New York
Tribune says: The pitchers and catchers of the
Hartford base ball nine-Gilmore, Mack, Henry
and Krieg-and the left fielder, Shock, have
been sold to the Washington League nine. The
price Is understood to be $500, with pitche~
and catcher in exchange.
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Will There BE Any More Indian Wars.
AN ARMY OFFICER SAYS 1T DEPENDS ON THE
WHITE MEN.

Will Inefe he ANY More Indian Wars?
AN ARMY OFFICER SAYS 1T DEPENDS ON THE
WHITE MEN.
1t is believed at the War department that the
capture of Geronimo has practically put an end
to Indian hostilities in this country. At pres
ent atleast, there is active hostility through
out the broad wild west. An army officer, talk
ing with STAR reporter to-day, said that it de-
pended upon the conduct of the whites and
how the Indians were treated by the agents on
the agencies, whether there would be any fur
ther trouble. Ii the Indians were treated prop
erly they would probably all remain quiet. The
capture of Geronimo clears Arizona OF hOstiles
The Indians most liable TO give trouble now are
the Uncompahgres, in The mountains OF Colo
rado and those in the wids of Washington ter
rltory. These are not particularly savage, but
they are in regions where it is easy TOR them to
hide away, and they are liable to plunder. One
trouble, he says, is That the whites are too az
gressive. They try TO take advantage of the In
dians and to bully them.
No dispatches were received from Gen. Miles
this morning, and nothing can yet be learned
as to what will probably be done with Geroni-
mo and his band. now that they are captured
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TURKEY APPEALS TO EUROPE.
Asking the Powers to Prevent Foreign
defamation Of Eulraria

'oCpl. o.-1uc IOTbt uds
sent q note to the powers, praying them to pre-
vent foreign military occupation Of Bulgaria.
Turkey has authorized the Ottoman bank to
issue q loan for 100000 Turkish pounds, half
payable directly and the remainder in INSTALL
ments.
ADVOCATING A RUSSo-TURKISH ALLIANCE.
ST. PETERSBURG, Sept. S.-The Nouoe Tremya
urges Russia 10 secure a good understanding
with Turkey, and urges Turkey not To abandon
its traditional policy of "adapting itself TO ex-
listing circumstances" RusSo-rurk:sh
alliance, adds the -Noroe Trenya, would
solve the Bulgarian question. Russia should
concern herself less about western Europe in
order to obtain a freer hand in the east.
ALEXANDER MAY YET RETURN.
CONSrANrINoPLE, Sept. S.-Diplomats here
believe that the Bulgarian national assembly
will re-eect Prince Alexander.
VIENNA, Sept S.-The Neue Freie Pressc says
that Prince Alexander yesterday, when deliv-
erIng his farewell address 10 his officers aud in
forming them of the urgent necessity he was
under 10 leave Bulgaria, said: "If my departure
is not forever, il is until the national assembly
OF Bulgaria decides the question:.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08
AleXandrka AH1fFA

THE CONVENTION CANvASS.-Over three
fourths OF the white voters of Alexandria cast
democratic tickets at general elections, SO that
q democratic primary here is always q matter
of widespread interest. The primary tomorrow
will open wider the assures developed by the
earthquake that is now shaking that party in
this district Mr.. Hume has here a devoted fol-
lowing of friends, upon whom have rallied all
the opponents OF Gen. Lees nomination and
organized party majority that at the last phi
mary was quite overwhelming. The supporters
OF Gen. Lee have, however, made a determined
aeyandra adq VIM into the Lee Column - cuipener s e
The proposed Hume delegates remain as be-
fore--Messrs. S. q. Brent, Hill, Lindsay, Ait
Holt, Downham, Coivin, Rodgers, Sweeny,
Hawkins, 7. g. Brent and Makeley. The pro-
posed Lee delegates are Messrs. Moore. German,
Ramsay, BOntz, Padgett, Uhler, Douglas Lead
beater, Wheatley, Smoot and johnson. The
tomorrow, the first ward choosing 8, the sec
ond 8, the third Z, and the fourth 4 delegates
AccIDENT.-While Mr.. Robert Ballenger and
Mr.. John n. Swami We're riding in buggy ou
Columbia street yesterday afternoon the horse
ran off and threw them out, seriously injuring
FUNERAIs-The funerals of two venerable
ladies took pace today: Mrs: Mary A. Clifford,
widow OF George w. Clifford, long superintend-
mains were brought here last night and she
was buried this morning from AZ Patrick street.
Mrs. Eliza s. Entwisle, widow OF the late James
EntWisie, was buried this afternoon from the
residence of !. G. ONeal, 164 Prince street
Mrs. Entwisle was eighty-three and Mrs. Cliff
ford seventy-fve years Old.-The funeral of
Mrs. Mary {. Lawson, Of 4O6 III street, WASH
ington, reached here at noon to-day and pro-
ceeded to the cemetery.
NOrEs.-Mr. Ed. Joyce, of the Washington
and Alexandria railroad, Is doing well to-day
after the amputation OF his left arm by Drs.
Powell and Fairfax, of this city, ana DIR. Bow
aries will be held in Alexandria county next
Tuesday.-Capt. j. R Daisy, OF the schooner
]. L. Maloy, from Georgetown, is now in the
infirnary here with the mumps.-The Henry
street sewer IL being extended al the expense
OF the city, through the square east Of the Mid
land depOt.-A lad named q. Bright dislO-
Gated his arm while at play near the Alexandria
and Fredericksburg depot yesterday.-The NJ.
district conference in Unison, Loudoun county,
by Rev. Dr. Smithson and Messrs. q. II. Hill, J.
G. Alexander and I. ]. Pollard.--Mr. l. c.
ONeal has been elected president OF the Re-
form club.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

In the Political Field.

NEW YORK, Sept. S.-fhe directors Of the
Western Union Telegraph company have de
cided 10 pass the usual quarterly dividend.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

MYRA CLARKE GAINEy WILL.-The cita-
tions in the probate of the will OF Myra Clarke
Gaines, who died in New Orieans, January Il,
1886, were returuable yesterday In Brooklyn
Maria p. Evans and her mother, Mrs. Perkins,
sci in opposition, and asked time 70 prepare
and tile their objections 20 the will. Surrogate
Lott grapted them until Friday next The pro
OF as much note as MRS. Gaines c0ntest over
the will OF her father. In The will now offered
for probate she claims brooklyn - her domi.
cile,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

Harmonious Indiana Democrats.
COL. BRIGHT SAYS THEY WILL ELECT NJ DON
AID SENATOR, AND NOT LOSE A SINGLE CON-
GRESSIONAL DISTRICT.
A STAR reporter to-day met Col r. ]. Bright,
who has been in indianapolis for some days.
OF the political situation in Indiana he said:
"Everything Is most encouraging to democrats.
All the internal dissensions that amounted to
anything have been adjusted, and the party in
the state is in splendid spirits. In the Indian
apolis district the convention was again called
together, and after an organization that salts
fled everybody Mr. Bynum was declared the
nominee. That decision was acquesced in Dy
all of the party, and entire harmony prevails.
attended the state convention, and can say
that 1t was in material and morals the best
ever saw. We will carry the legislature by a
very large majority, and Mcdonald will be sent
to the United States Senate without material
opposition. Throughout the entire state the
party is united and in earnest. We will not
lose single congressional district.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

THE U. S. SHIP TRENTON Will go to the Nor.
foik navy yard to-day and be put out of COM
mission.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

ADMITTED TO THE NAVAL ACADEMY.-The
following additional cadidates have been ad-
mitted into the naval academy: F. L. Eaton,
Michigan; g. S. Smith, New York; D. H. Kie-
mer, Missouri; w: I. Norton, New York; E. III.
Mcdonald, New York; r. N. Chappell, Indiana;
Porter Chandler, Missouri
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

To Take American Evidence.
Special Cable Dispatch to THE EVENING STAR.
LONDON, Sept S.-The commission on the
currency question just appointed will probably
take American evidence.
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Washington News and GOSSIP.

GOVERNMENT RECEIPTS To-DAY.-Tnternai
revenue, S1S7 1888; customs, 81 ,O54, 1865.
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NAVAL ORDERs.-Commander N. B. Hoff
and Lieut.. r. T. Mulligan, U. S. navy, have
been detached from the duty assigned them ON
board the Tennessee and ordered to duty in
the bureau of navigation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

VyYALKER.S 2O4 10TH STREET NV
w Moth proof Felt. .Carbolate Ia fne. Fets Pitch
Plaster. n. and Gas Tar. Charcoal. ii air. Lins nc
Ushzx
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CHANGES IN THE NAVAL SCHoOLS.--Conl-
mander William T. Sampson, u. s. N, was re-
lieved yesterday by Commander Casper F.
Goodrich from the command of the torpedo
station at Newport r. l. Commander Samp.
son will proceed to Annapolis and assume the
duties of superintendent OF the naval academy,
a position held for II number of years by Capt.
Francis NJ. Ramsay.
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ADJUSTMENTS.

AMUSEMENT
TTNHE LEEsBURG. VA. FAIR
SEPTEMBER IA. Is AND 1e. 1885.
With Running and Hurdle Races
Trains will leave B. and p Station. 9Th St, on
Wednesday, 18th. at $40 and 9IO am Returning,
leave Leesburg 356 and $50 o. m. Regular train
Tuesday and Thursday from depot, 9Th st, at 9lO
Fare. for the round trip s1.45.
Tickets good from Tuesday. 14th. to Friday. 18th
inclusive. seS6t
HARRIS BIJoU THEATER
GKAND OPENING OF THE REGULAR SEASON.
Every EffsFS6SSoN H sEPrEMhEk PcEScK kSD
rna.ss'aIs EwERY EVENING M AT O'CLOCK.
Supported BY his own S Il Metropolitan u y ii Company.
.Nishts THE BOY sGoGT ~'''
N6 F5sa nE Pa BS9 ss'u5SsF and
avery particle OF scenery New for both dramas
S ali hs Every
couponed and sold by number.
Next week. the beautiful comedy drama. "a SILVER
SPUR" se7-5t
A LBAUGHs GRAND OPERA HOUSE
EVERY %ssf snd ef
The New IN SPeFni!s eHfSA. Burlesa"e'
Louise searle. Blanche Chapman. Minnie De Rue
Annie arSs os .v LoR Gs Ease Alex
Sept. 13-Opening of the Regular Season. DAN'L
SULLY in DADDY NOLAN. se6
NEW NATIONAL THEATER
OPENING OF THE SEASON.
MONDAY, SEPT. l3,
VIOLA ALLEN
FLORELL,
In w. C. Couper's Charming Comedy Drama,
TALKED ABOUT.
Sale Of seats will commence at the box Office Of the
theater on Thursday morning. se6
nIME MUSEUM.
II Pennsylvania avenue, near 11th st.
Americas Great Sensational Star,
JULIAN KENT,
Commencing MONDAY. Sept. 6,
Every Afternoon and Night,
In his Famous Border Drama of
WILD BILL.
Novel Scenic Effects and Startling Situations, in
Guiding the tireat Bear Fight.
Admission to all. only 1O cents. se6
CHARLESTON SUFFERERS
Entertainment under the Auspices of the
WASHINGTON LIGHT INFANTRY CORPS
ALBAUGH'S OPERA HOUSE,
WEDNESDAY.i SEPT. s, 1886
Tickets so cents including reserved seats for sale at
.r,xH tsr.ar. "A hDraI. "a
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The PRESIDENTS VACATIoN.-Their three
days carriage drive ended when the Presidents
party drove to Saranac Inn, New York, at
noon yesterday. The party drove to the work.
shop OF Taxidermist Miner, and the President
ana Dr. Ward left directions for the mounting
OF the buck heads which they secured in the
hunt last week. At least two months must
elapse before the Presidents buck will be ready
Tor shipment to Washington. DR.. Ward will be
compelled to leave the party and return to
Albany on Friday. President Cleveland may
remain week longer
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

C,OLONIAL BEACH.
PoPCLAR WATERING PLACE and EXCURSION
RESORT SfECiAI. ATTRACTIONS
Large EOte!, Dining Rooms aud Pavilion
Best BATHING REACH and SHORE DINNER
ALL ItE POPILAk AMUSEMENTS
Steamer L. V. AkKDWSMITH
Expressly ntted iOr the service mas
sengerS, Will make regular excursion trip, to the
Beach TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS. IHIJKSr
DAYS and SUNDAYS during the season.
Leaving stb-streel W hart gt-.---..-. $40 a m
Leave tne Beach 300 pm.
-- -- DID
Music, Refreshments and Dinner IA board
Tickets. 90 Children, p,
SDecialrate To organizations
~. B-FOr charter MONDAYS and FRIDAYS. sel-1m
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

ARMY ORDERS.-Additional leave of alb.
sence until the 10th of October has been
granted Capt. William B. Pease, 9th infantry.
Lieut.. B. Banster, recently appointed assistant
surgeon o. S. army, has been ordered to report
for duty in Arizona.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

H.. FOR GREAT FALLS AND CABIN JOHN
~ III steam Packet EXCELSIOR will
NSt ttSeiaf trtp 10 Great Fails SUNDAY,
NEDNkSD-AG and FRIDAY at \ O'Clock from her
MIaii fti-h 81 and Canal Georgetown Boat be
chartered Apply To The captain. se2-Ims
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

ENSIGN AND Mrs. c. p. PLUNKETT (nee
Tuck, whose marriage at Annapolis on Mon
day was mentioned in yesterdays STAR, ar
rived in the city yesterday morning and were
groom's parents, Major and Hrs. w. II. Plum
kett, on street. last evening, only the imnle-
bride and groom left tor the west this morning
on the Chicago "limited.'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-08

PERSONAL.-Mr. S. H. Kaufman left the city
this morning to join his family at his fishing
camp in northern New Hampshire, where he
sistant Secretary OF the Treasury Thompson
Will return from South Carolina next week.
Joseph {. Pickard, the distinguished professor
OF English literature in the UnivertY OF Illinois,
is AT the Ebbitt.-Mr E. g. Hay returned to
the city yesterday from Sea View, Mass.-.
a. j. Miller, of Buffalo, and A. b. Barr, of
Rochester, are at the NatiOnal.-CharIes I'll.
Ial0Ott OF Richmond, is at the Metropolitan.
MIR. II, Z. Davis, professor OF Greek In the
Hillman Academy, Wilkesbarre, who has been
spending a portion OF his vacation in this city,
OF Mimi, H. 81. Edserton, of Dubuque, Iowa, F..
Giafey, OF PiLtsburg, T. II. and p. +. Van
Ripper, of New York, and Theo. E. Beck,
of Newark, N. j., are at the Ebbitt.-
Clinton Beckwth, of Herkimer, N. Y, A. J.
smith, of Akron, Ohio, and q. w. Mckinney,
OF Texas, are at Wizards.
Golman's mother died at her residence near
Richfield Springs, NY, last Saturday evening.
HIS father, aged 81 years, had a paralytic stroke
q day or two betOre.-EX-Chef OF the Fire De-
partment Cronfn is reported TO be much i'm
proved In health by his visit to California;
Chief Clerk Hogg, OF the Navy department,
has returned from New York.--T. c. Craw-
ford, of Washington, was in st. Louis on
MOnday.-CarrOu y. Wright, the Commits
gloner OF Labor, has been elected presi-
dent OF the Social Science association.-
SenOr Quesado, the Argentine minister, Pay
inspector Thornton aud Hallet kilbourn, of
Washington, were in New YORK last night
Mr.. W. w. Corcoran, Miss Jones and Miss
Nicholson, of Washington, now at the White
Sulphur springs, will return to Washington
Friday next. Mrs. Patten and daughters,
OF Washington, return home on Wednesday.
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MARSHALL HALL.
Steamer w. W. CORCORAN
VIII make daily excursions to Marshall Hall and
tAy yulOnt leaving At 10 arriving Washington
Al pm The old Manor House at Marshall Hail
htls'i up with elegant reception for ladies and
yentleiien an9 meals served "a la Fruit, milk
hs, see cream and lunch supplied excursionistx
farr tOr rO1nd-trip 70 ceilts
On sundays the Boat Will make two trips TO Mar
s.1H dali !eaSiIi; AT 10 ain. and 30 pm, returning
~ aid . D. III Fare Round trip 2Jc.
Steamer w. W. CORlORAN'
. Livery sATC RDAY EVENING NJ $50 pm
Pare 21c- au20
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1886-07-31
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SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

During the last seventeen years the
Protestant churches of Brooklyn have
paid 5000, 900 of church debts.-BrooS
Ign Eagle.
The New York churches have ap>
pointed committee of three whose
duty it shall be to prevent the desecrar
ton of the Sabbath-N. Y. Tribune.
The Indian school at Lawrence,
Kan, has experienced a remarkable
revival, resulting in the conversion OF
nearly half the pupils.
The demand for young men to take
charge of creameries at the South is so.
great that the Mississippi Agricultural
College is forming class for special
instruction in this industry.
"A Catholic priest in Pennsylvania
brought suit in court to compel his
bishop to assign him to parish work.
The court decided that the bishop was
under no obligations to do this.--Phita-
delphia Press.
The Foreign Missionary Society OF
the Lutheran church in Baltimore has
sent sixteen hundred dolls to a mission
in India, where they will be distributed
to the little heather who are attending
school connected with the mission.
The Episcopalians are making an
effort to celebrate their centennial year
by raising $1.000.0OO for missions. IL
is hoped that the fund may be raised
by five-dollar subscriptions before the
meeting of their general convention
next October.-N. Y. Times.
Within two years twenty Metho-
dist missions have been planted in Chi
cago, eleven mission churches have
been erected at cost, including lots,
of $58, 900, and $1S,000 have been paid
to support pastors and Sunday-schools
in those missions. Chicago Mail.
The Christian Examiner hits good
many people in an article entitled
Joining a Pastor" 1t says they do
not join the church. They ''unite
themselves" to the popular pastor.
While he stays. they stay. When he
goes, they scatter and hunt for the
next popular pastor TO join. Chicago
Sun.
The oldest student in Yale College
is Porter Sherman, of the Senior class,
who is back after an absence of twenty
years to finish his course. Mr. Sher-
man occupies the same room in hotise
on High street that he did just twenty
years ago. He is conspicuous figure
about college, and looks more like one
of the old professors than student.
He halls now from Kansas. Hartford
Post.
AT the recent Baltimore annual
Methodist Episcopal Conference a reso-
luton was adopted declaring that it is
fitting that statute or monument of
John Wesley, the founder of Methodism,
should be erected in the capital of the
Nation. The pastors of the Foundry
and Metropolitan churches, and the
Rev. G. w. Herbert and Messrs. M. G.
Emery and r. H. Stenemetz, were APP
pointed committee to consider loca
tons, plans, and cost.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1886-07-31
JAKE DuNDER.
Why This Hopeful Youth Concluded to
Leave the Parental Domicile.

why This Hopeful Youth Concluded to
Leave the Parental Domicile.
''Is it something more about Jakep"
asked the sergeant at the Woodbridge
street station yesterday, as Mr.. Dunder
softly entered.
..Yes, it vhas aboudt Shake. pc
lief dot poy prings oop in Shtate Prison
pooty queek."
Whats up nowp"
'Vhell, l hat trent who vhas a
poor man und hat hardt time to get
along. A few days ago l tells him dot
he should puy lottery ticket, und may
be he hits big prize. He puvs one
right of, und l doan' see him again till
last night. Den he comes in my place
und vhas wildt. He kick some chairs
oafer, bang der tables und cries oudt:
Look at dis telegram! l vhas
notified dot l draws ten thousand dol
lars! Eaferybody come oop und drink
NIT me! Hurrah! but vhas der hap
piest Dutchmans in Detroit!'
''Vhell, eaferypody vhas rejoiced,
you see, und dot lucky man tells me to
set 'em oop for der crowd. More ash
one hundred men und poys drink my
peer und schmoke my cigars, und der
goose vhas high when my wife calls
me out und says:
Il don't know vhas ails our Shake.
He goes to bedt half an hour ago und
l hears him laugh like he vhas crazy.
May be his blood vhas oudt of order
II goes up-shtairs, und Shake laughs
und rolls aroundt until he vhas plack
in der face. Dot makes me suspicious.
und goes down to look at dot tele-
gram some more. Sergeant, dot vhas
all a put-up shob by Shake
'Just like him.
"Vhell, dot makes me oafer twenty
dollars oudt of pocket, und dot lucky
man vhas so excited dot he does me
ten dollar damage und vhas locked up
py der police. goes oop- shtairs to
find Shake, but he vhas gone. He leafs
ME note dot he hat an important en-
gagement to keep. Sergeantr'
"Well?"
eff you see Shake tell him to keep
AWAY from me for two weeks! If lay
my hands on him now he goes to kind
ling-wood so queek as lightning.
Shake vhas my only schild, und he vhas
der pet of der family, und it vhas pet
ter he doan' come home until l vhas re.
covered. Detroit Free Press.