The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-19

Pr ExDsH1p woman would not let
he, husband kiss her at the front gate
+ r fear reople would think she was the
hired girl.
DuR1Na THE first six months OF 1856
the value of the manufacturing and
mining enterprises of the south was
increased by about $63 ,61S,O0O.
SUFFERING ABROAD and fashionable
watering places are not desirable for
change and rest. When the day of reck-
ouing comes, 1t is generally found that
the walters have the change and the
LANDLORDS the rest.
FRE UNIFORMED men who may be
encountered any cay along the river
sides of this city are not admirals OF the
United States navy. They are merely
Custom House inspectors, newly attired
according to the Jeffersonian simplicity
OF the times.-New York Sun.
THE OFFICIAL who asked for suSpen-
sion of public opinion regarding his
defalcation evidently wants the public
20 think no more about it, and he will
agree not to mention it, but the money
stolen remains stolen, and taxpayers
hate to shut up on thing like that.
PHYSICIANS ARE now using sniline oil
as local an@sthetic when simple oper-
atoms, such as the opening Of a felon,
are to be performed. The finger in such
a case is dipped for short time in the
oil, and although the flesh may SUISSE
quentiy be cut to the bone it is said
there is absolutely no pain.
IT IS said of the Hon. Hannibal Ham
lin that if he meets a man of his own
age he can call him by name, tell who
his father was, whom he married, and
where his children are, while If the
acquaintance be a man q generation
Younger than himself he not only
knows his ancestors and whom he
married, but also whom he wanted to
marry and didn't.
AMONG THE worst enemies Of the bicy-
oIist is the dog, and one has just caused
a serious accident to young bicycleT
in Germantown. The barking dog, even
though he never bites, is extremely
dangerous to the nan who balances
himself on two wheels, and who, while
encouraging the dog to renewed attacks
by the motions of his legs, is ludicrously
unable to protect himself.
THE RECENT murderous exhibition of
anarehism in Chicago is attributed by a
preacher of that city to the teachings OF
Robert Ingerson. WI ther that be so
or not, there can be 10 doubt of the
fact that the teachings Of Mr.. Ingerson
have tended to destroy the belief in q
hereafter, and that such belief is the
only restraint upon the manners and
morals of many man and woman.-Er.
a wEsTERN paper was running a serial
story called THE Truth" Last week
so much space being devoted to the
earthquake shock the editor was unable
20 run the weekly installment, so made
the following announcement, contain
ing, perhaps, more truth than any other
item in the paper: 1.-THE Truth was
crowded out of this issue on account OF
the press of more important matter"
EVERY CITIZEN who has children that
he sends to the public schools should
constitute himself or his wife sanitary
inspector on joint account and pay q
visit to the school house where the
children are taught. Some of these
school houses are not fit places for the
uses to which they are put. Parents are
blameworthy who send their little ones
to death-traps where zymotic disorders
a re engendered.
II ALL the temperance men would
adVoeeye a high liquor license, which
could be collected, and abandon their
attempts st prohibition, which time and
experience have proven can not be
successful, the cause they support would
be advanced more than by any other
course they could pursue. besides hav-
ing the treasures of their towns, cities
counties and States continually supplied
without burden to the people.
INA country purely democratic. and
under an administration of which
''Jefer5Onian simplicity" is the main
feature, it is gratifying to learn, as was
teiegraphed Thursday night to US from
Saranac, that DIR. Ward had his boat
house photographed, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Cleveland and hrs. Folsom appear in
the picture" If the President will lust