The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-06-19

a boom, if it Is only a Presidential
one
1t was funny to hear Logan in
the Senate last Thursday give Ed
mpnds slap that was heard all
over the house. Edmunds WAS
trying To- getasbin through for the
benefit Of one Of his constituents.
but Logan opposed it. When APP
pealed to, the swafthy Egyptian
informed the Senator from Ner,
mont hat tensyeafs ago, he had
-alsfaated.as billssoIssinilar zollArae-
ter for one of his .,sdagan's)
friends. He looked sayagely when
helsaid lit,and thetlaugh WAS on
Etlmundsa 9G.hickens como home
toroostllr ataioH - gn'-a
.Wdll-di8gers in Dakota hunt
for ant hills. The wise animals
Locate over a vein OF water
Fine feelings, without n yigor
Of reason, are in the situation Of
the extreme feathers OLA peacock's
lHii4 dragging III the mud. "..
1tr.James Il. .AIar1, chief clerk
in the office Of the First Assistant
PostmasteleGaneral, recently en-
tered upon his 1ifty-laHthl year of
continuous service in the Post
0lfee Department.
RUTHERFORD B, HAYES announ-
cqs that ,he il ready and willing to
serve in congress the moment his
country calls, But the country is
not sanxious to spoila good poul-
try-raiser to make apoor congress
man. ih g-H ls.a#t#
aYo-arr d studies. are costing me
n great deal said afather to a
SON, as he reached into his pock-
ct for more money to buy more
books with. Il know it, fathel,'
replied the son with ONE emotion,
as he pocketad a ten dollar bill,
"and I don't study very hard,
either. Nee York SIN.
4 valuable horse that was sup
posed to have persisted in the burn
ing Of a barn in Rockingham, vt,
was found some days ago in po-
session well-known milk man
in a neighbQring. town, and it has
turned out that after stealing the
horse he placed worthless horse
in the barn and set the structure
on fire to,conceal his theft 4
"Vhat is promised to the
righteous?' asked a mild and
aniable Sunday School teacher Of
a-small child at the far end of her
class. = External bliss quickly
FFffggRRRRndc Ls tbs thss t aaRjl4 Quit
if5s, 60 e what is promised to
the wieke4 !" Eternal blister p
was the prompt reply Theologi-
csllgsoorreet bat peculiarly ex-
preset r.l ni-'..-.,.a
+. An English Investigator saws
that in the FIRST year OF. Life the
mortality AMONG males is much
greater than among females. The
average height Of women he has
sstkQnd to be five feet and three
inches andof men five feet Six
inches. In pulse andrespiration,
also, the women have the adyant-
age, showing eighty+nine in COM
parison with the mans seventy
three, willie the latter's respira-
ton is nineteen against twenty
two of the weaker sex.
Congress is completely swamped
and it is not seen how it is going
to work its way from beneath the
mass of business waiting action.
All efforts OF the Speaker to have
the chairmen Of the several COM
mittees to harmonic their differ
ences and agree on a plan of action
to dispose of the most important
bills OF public interest have failed.
The clamor FOR action and pressure
brought to bear on. the chairman
Of the committees for precedence
is SO Strong that the chairmen
are non plnssel, and 50 do moth
ing. One committee alone the
committee on claims has had
1000 bills referred to do it for con-
sideration. Its members are all
worked down, and as matter of
personal protection to them it is
sax that the chairman has refused
to dali another meeting of the com
mi Zee this session. As a conse-
quAlce the bills before it, not al.
ready acted on will remain in
stdta quo till the next session.
This will give the members a rest.
-a. Land Sale. ..
Notice is hereby given that | will on the