Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-12-17
FUN.

SMOKING makes yea allexe r.. .
makes you complaceAl Tia no.s
fume the less you fret sos
WE are told nothing was m.;,.
vain; but how about the fash;one.n,
girl2 Isn't she maiden v,in9 "o'e
WHY washerwomen ere anroo..
because they expect 70 haya AaO. s
water when it rains haed. ~"
A SOUTHERN newspaper gives q, =.
count of man who tsiea 70 hano h: ~
self with towel and esme dow sas
crash. WE
Z WFE-Are you In fhvor Of tho e;cs.
hour movement? Husbs.d-T ~ u'
favor of the ate our dinner SAWS.
just now"
TEACHER to her K,tle girl pun;,.
"Can you tell mo what the can;taI :.
Florida ISL" "Yes'm- It's the mon,
they get from boardera'
A GIRL whose young man took H..
to the play, and left her four times :.
go ont and get Glove, called him no.
four-leave clover.-Teras sittsngs.
beware of the Liar" is the head
ing of newspaper article. Good ID
vice; we have kept pretty close watch
of ourself for several years.-Este,ln.
Bell
WHAT adds to tho appropriately o,
the cyclone is that while it blows ava,
almost everything on q farm, it haa
never been known to take the mort.
gage.
PAPA" said Bobby. sleepily, "can
ask you one more question if it ain,t
foolish?" "Ya-as, one more.' aHov
much older is ripe old age than
green old age?"
"YEs," said Sigourney to bachelor
friend, with sigh, Il am married
Very much SO. I loved not wisely. but
too we'll, and the first knew I had
proposed. I was stranger and she
took me in"
HENS make great mistake in not
sailing their eggs before they lay them.
The eggs would keep longer and sell
better, and the hens would not have I.
word so hard for higher wages.-
Someruille Journal
If you have IN enemy do not buy his
boy drum. Your enemy would proba.
bly, kick through the eheepskin within
twenty-four hours. Buy his nextrdoor
neighbours boy drum. It will work
just as we'll and he can't get at it.
JoNEs-And you say your mother-in-
law has recently changed for the better,
become quite amiable. Smith-Yes.
She reminds me Of q ship that has just
come into port. J.-Tadeedl How so.
S.-She has dropped her rancor.-
Boston Courier.
IT is astonishing how much biggera
lunch basket looks and how much
lighter it feels when o joyous assemblage
starts on picnic excursion, than It
does after the only man Of the party
has lugged it about for five hours over
sand and rocks.-SomerDtll Journal
DURING an affray in Texas town
man was shot and very badly wounded
Sympathizing friends raised up tho
fainting man. "Take him to the drug
store" suggested somebody. Slowly
the wounded man opened his eyes and
whispered family: ~What's-the-matter-
with-thes saloon ?"-TeCas Sifti,,gs.
SHE WANTED TO HEAR TT AGAIN.
He sat on bicycle as straight as an icycle, ard
she on q tricycle. rode by his side.
He talked like Jolly fop and naught could his
folly stop, with all kinds of lolly pop enliv-
ening the ride.
At last incidentally more instinctively than
mentally. hs grow sentimentally sacchnrins
sweet.
And he told with intensity Of loves strong pss-
pensity. its force andimmensity. its fervsr
and heat.
Just then DER some hummccks he sprawled oat
kertlummux. and she thought what lua-
mix to tumble just theEi
But he climbed to his station, while she said with
citation. Renew your narration; say
over again."
--Ne11 York Life