New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-08-20
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Coney Island railroads last quarterly report SHOWS
a notable deficit. This would not have been the case
II the Coney Island managers had bethought themselves
in time and provided that resort with an sea-
serpent yet too late to retrieve this mistake
prompt measures are taken. In this Of push and
progress no wel.reg ulated seaside resort should Dc
without seaserpent unless it wishes to invite poverty
and contempt.
II Mr.. Bayard handles the Cutting case long enough
he may cut his eye-teeth in international diplomacy
.Pshaw why didn't fool hold that bal 1t was an
easy one" That Is what spectator ON the gram stha
into his bands In few minutes more an easy one
came into stand In the vicinity OF the same spectator.
and he iumed and lost OH his nat trying
to get of its way. That's the way with some
They get wrthy whom other folks fa to 40 wat !. ey
themselves couldn't do In fifteen years practice.
Hartford Post.
Some people wonder how 1t Is that the gallant Colonel
Ingerso has the courage to defend 80 many rasca's
They should remember that Colonel has got his band
in by defending that arch rascal the DEVIL tor TO- these
many years past reserved seats 90 cents extra
Aa recent wedding in Grinnel Ia, the groom was
native of Bath \. Y, the bride of Bath, y. H.. and me
officiating clergyman Of Bath. Me- Ihey maze "a pretty
clean thing of that wedding. -lsprngneld UNION
Its esteemed conemp Draries are making great deal
OF fun OF The R0ston HeId because 1t has announced us
discovery OF the old New England Primer A copy OF
rho said Primer may be found in nearly every Yankee
family IN Now. ENGLAND.
Supposed interview with the Japanese Minister OF
who Is IN this country 10
tour navy yards, on tho eve OF Ills departure LUZ
home ..w u.,,.
What do you think OF them 49,. , r..
Generai-Oh yes, yes have to see OF the yards yet
still Of the navy, Il II where A.. .,,.
interviewer sends for interpreter TO luenty INC roPy
OF the General Il Washington Critic.
Nebraska has q country editor, named OBrien' VINO
knocked out" rival editors IN succession tue o'her
arteruoon The first Of his assaants was armed with
pistol and tho second with cowhde. but the valiant
O'Rren licked OF them With his bare nits NOW MS
neirhbors wart to send him to Congress as colleague
Of the pugilistic Laird.
The Chicago Rambler tells MS that the Hon. FRANK
ha. returned Washington to the scene OF MS
Aldermanc trinmphs Chicago. "Mr LAWYER IL says
may he found his saloon any pleasant day, or I'M
either for that matter. and keener hand az
mixing drinks never handled a strainer which proves
the claim OF Mr. LAWYERS friends that lie was born TO
occupy a position the bar Mr. LAWYERS eoquence Is
exhibited nowadays only in tho torse speech: 'Wul
giuts, wotl 1t beF"
Cleveland paper which reoices In horrible wood-cuts
prints an alleged portrait OF ftz John Porter ann puts
over It. A Wronged Man." This is in effect acknow-
edeins libel admitting tho true character OF such
wood cuts all In three words.
Boston drank per cent more water in July than in
the corresponding month last year j. lie De- chahpl"n'
has left u.s. Boston Record
Anarchist Fclden has said There are prenlCr tons
OF danger" Had Squire and Flynn pondered Oh THIS
there would not have been much anarchy IN their
ranks to day.