Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-04-08

HOW NE GETS RATIFIED" AS HIS
Awt WARONESS GROWS UPON HIM.


Awt WARONESs GROWS UPON HIM.
Loss Of Time aud NeNstions Innumer-
able Marvellous Proficiency of the Old
Clerk and NrrV"usne>s of the New
Other Peoples Mistakes
The awkwarInesS Of the new clerk grows
upon him. il Is cloudy, and tn" steam from
the engine shuts ont much Of the little light
that ,an find a way in thrOu h the dirty
windows Nine out every ten papers he
picks up come from the new paper office,
where. for their own interest. one would
suppose they would put on legIble and secure
addresses in order to insure prompt and safe
delivery but no little yellow slip about
an inch long and onc-elghth or one, ,uarter
wide on winch is nam, ro'totiire, county
and state, Is only half pasted on the news
paper r. a wrapper by lamplight it Is
hardly di>tiuCulsh-d from the reading mat
ter on th~ paper. He strains his eye and
search,s for the address, loses time, and
perhaps cant get throu h the torty or fifty
sacks of papers iefore he get> to the first
station and some mail Is carricI by some
one ,oeS not get his regular paper. it is
DELAYED a day. he CuSSeS a the mail man
when really il Is the fault OF the publisher.
Perhaps the paste was not any too adhesive,
and the Little yellow address has come OIL
and been lost Here is bother, he.e is los
OF time here are papers returned to the
chief clerk at the main office. and thence
returned 10 the publishers, to be reIat'eleG
ana new ulh gwen. lhe SUITS rloef
sWears at The poor mail Ia rliitIts. the Pup
il hrr at the ostaI CLERK, ahd whose Ia uIt
Is 1t:
WHEN THE CLERK GETS hArrLEp'
Inc ne" Cl'Ih Is o"'heiel' ne p g. 'lhS
NTattfd q, ne can't hild the BOXES OF H-ShS'
ne asks the Ola GERS the same question
twenty time over aN he picks up piece atter
piece OF hiall' h' sees lhe "iu cierk tnro"
letters or papers oE the thousand and al
most dis' outraged wonders II ne can ever
attalh such mar e'ouS PIol'ien'S anu la
pldltN.
Inc "his'Ie pi'"s' '"' s.FFN vi 'ue u am
Is s-achehlh-' ne tlIeS 10 get Lhe s"'A Vi pa
Ter out "l Ihe ran pu' ruii, o"e Va 'n5
hooks III MS manu- II IS 100 iuIi' II ""h
C"'Le out. lie mus an tuHS' at last US uoie'
De trle> u pun the hiaH out Oh 'he ihrge
b"N MS arm lsh '"hs enough ne s'S'iH
the no ana raNes II ont ne st""l> I" PICK
up mlI pouch oht the raNeS cause suu
ueh jerk 70 Tue Iaih anu uo - I'LL own
against Ihe rack ana severe "i "ise ADVISES
MN 10 he more CareluI hereai Ter he 'fie' ~
get the letters "u' OF the pigeon NOE
ana Tie 'heh up 'hey sup ou' oi MS
hahu' ne can hai"'S 'e Ano'.
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anu 'he SI'aP uoh :" E'ot' ne snap VI rne
to'A, runs l" the door WIN 'ne llou' lhe
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II on, bu' S'rl'I equations ioIo'" MIN 10
ing 30 "hl'e lhe Tram Is III Ihotloh' LOT man
bags nav" Iaheh uh1eI Ine cal' ana "eeA
cu' 70 pl"' - o' yer so"9 nave ooen huI' Oii
the pIA' o' Ill
lie graslS the Iea'ner pouch ana mas us
nil-el mans n'iH'N s'io"s e"ouSn 80 ''t'o
win the uuii hI"T' nal 10 G" Ie''e'S a'e
hahaeu MIN uH aS many uiheieh' teis'ii9'
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So.u anu tIe VIII Is "i""''6 us sips "i'
ar"uhd the I"oiii' ouI SOME one Is iia'ii'liei
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Here is letter for Straits Lake and
has been marked mo such office in state
named; ;hen went to the dead letter of
hce and was marked "-Ieh lency IN address
supplied and 1t was once more on S way
from Detroit to Orchard Lake, having teeA
travelling for a couple OF weehs when II
void have reached Its destination IA the
same m m 'er OF hours If II had not bt en- ad-
dres - ". ongiy 10 local maine instead
OF t-.e Postofh e II is also stamp'd Please
intoi IN ) our correspondent OF your correct
address People make mlstake' IN hea ing
their letter with 20 al nam's instead OF
thflr Pos'oihce, 1t can not tie supp sed
clerks can learn the million local situations
III aHditloh l" thousands OF regular post
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