Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-07-26
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EDUoATIoNAL-Bellevll High School,
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dress.
1t seems that there was no Osculatory
exercises over the Queens hand when
Mr.. Gladstone stepped down and out as
there was when he went into office the
last time.
1t seems that the Republicans have very
little hope of carrying New xxx in the
fall elections. 1t has hC2G 4l"ut deter
mined not to go TO the tr3oole Of Olding a
State convention this suECm9r.
A Kentucky doctor Chains to have
cured lock jaw with tobacco. This is
rather remarkable. Had he claimed to
have cured it with whisky nothing would
have been thought OF the matter.
The elephant market is Overstocked,
according to the latest reports from New
York. 1t seems that a great many peo-
pie have elephants on their hands, and
are glad to get rid OF them at any price.
Every once In while some Republican
paper or politician rises up and says that
there is good chance to break the Solid
South this fall, but they do not repeat the
old story as if they believe it themselves.
Gen. Grant has been dead year and
only $3.50, 900 have been subscribed to erect
his million-dollar monument. Less than
the amount in hand has built good enough
tombs for better men in some respects
than Gen. Grant was.
A Bombay physician asserts that a
gradual increase In the size Of the skull
among the natives of India is taking
place, which change he ascribes to the
effect of civilization. In this country they
call it getting the "hig head" Generally
it is not intellectual or moral advance
ment that increases the size of the skull,
but an abnormal development of the bump
OF self-esteem.
This looks like JeffersOnian simplicity
after all. The Philadelphia Press rather
spitefully says: 1.-The new COOK at the
White House is an old colOred woman from
Virginia, who manages the frylngpan
with a certain magic art which blossoms
into fried chicken, homlny cake and
brown gravy, which Mr.. Cleveland will
never dare to veto. The South is in the
Kitchen, and there's no doubt about it."
Without derogating anything from Mr..
Harris, it may be said that the Fourth
Georgia district has not worsted itself by
nominating Hon. Thos. w. Grimes, OF
Columbus, for Congress. Mr.. Grimes is
one of the ablest young men in the State,
aud be has just enough OF experience in
public affairs and the energy OF youth to
make him very effective Congressman.
If the district will keep him at Washing
ton few terms no doubt the whole State
will be proud of him.
The Chicago News has this kind of con-
ISOLATION for the distinguished Senator
from Illinois: "Wben Senator Logan
rises out Of the slough of partisanshlp
and comes up intO the better and purer
atmosphere OF Mugwumpery he makes a
very much more pleasing appearance,
and, speaking from the honesty OF his
heart, makes a much more lasting i'm.
preston. The Senator should never 20
back into the party whose nominations
Ohio has done, aud Will probably con-
hnue to do, SO much IN control"
The bOotblack or news butcher thai
dropped from the Brooklyn bridge Friday
bid not eXclaim as he let 20 the cable
s'Sc itur al astra." He made himself q
hame, however, that will 20 down W tn
The name ,of sam Patch, Capt. Webb, Bot
Odlum and n good many other lunatic,
and cranks, but, fortunately for him, be
will be able to make his name available
as capital for awhile in dime museum
in which he has accepted place at SlOt
per week. IT is better TO coin fame b,
dropping off a bridge, however, than b,
the use OF dynamite bombs.
And still there are people who boas
bt their want Of confidence in banks
Here is one Of the numerous class o
cases: Three months ago Patrick Ryan
an oil tank gauger of North Clarendon
N. Y, was killed while walking on the
railway track. His widow received S., 00t
Insurance money, $l,S00 Of which she
placed in a glass jar, and, putting the jan
inside a piece Of iron oil well tubing
buried ii in the ground near her house
A few days ago neighbor OF Mrs. Ryar