Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-10-21
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MbN aBUUr rHE HUUsF.
How Ihsy worry Their wives aud Maxi
rhings GENERALLY Unpleasant.

How Ihsy worry Their wives aud Nah.
Things GeneraiIy unpIrassnt
From the London Queen.
Men about home all day arc hJgety,
grumpy and Interfering altogether ohjec
tionablo, In short. his Is tho case very
often with authors, or parsons, or paintors
but 1t il particularly apt tu TO 80 WIN tho
unemployed, such, for instance, as oihoofs
aud business men. who have retired or VINO
arc out OF harness for "A snort ulho' 'ho
spirit of nIsrhlof il never at "A loss Tor JoD
tor pateriamiias, IL IT Catchos nun iul'ns
and iOungiug abuut-~nellhet ht VOTE npi
play. 1t stirs up hi- bic ana lrfitholllly,
aud incites him 10 the reform ui domestic
abuse IL kiudles his sanitary ardor and
sends him puking aud snitllnR ABOUT IN
conveniently into all the odd corners OF the
establishment or sots hun about tho cur
talment. of ousokeoping expenses, OF the
amendment ui various unmethoticRl house
hold procedures. All OF which, however
right and proper, tend tn disturb domestic
peace and quietude, and tn make the women
Of tho house doNOuuy pray ior the time
when business shall call tho dlsturbor away
immediately after breakfast and kcep
him away TIL toward evening. We
have known clever men who were
always thinking OF new theories and
"fads' ABOUT the management of chill
dr,n, and other parts OF family government
such meu torment their wives, and lnjure
the health OF their children when they allow
these theories Ia interfere with common
sense aud practical experience. The follow
ing case will illustrate what II meant \
certain family had tho youngest members Ill
with measles. The time was winter, and
among his other prescriptions for their bone
tit tho doctor ordered that the room In which
the patients were, should DO kept free from
draughis OF cold air. Every thing went on
comfortably, aud all were CunvaieSccnt but
the two youngest, ono about three years Ot
age and tho other fifteen months. To them
their father came one day In January the
temperature was higher than usual he
wore great coat and had walked iast
about IA milo up bill at noon under win
ter sun. He WAS warm, ana when
no entered tho sick chamber he iOunl II
suning. Being a bustllug sort OF man, and
very Opinlouutud, ho ordered the children
and thor nurses to leave the 'sutllng cham.
her, whore none but salamanders could live,
and go into another room where the air was
puro, and sw oct, and cool" RemOustranCes
we're VAIN, and tho poor patients were pack ed
oil to an unBired bedroom. Within an hour
the youngest child WAS affected with Group,
aud In a few more the second became equally
ILL., Both died within three days victims To
podRntry and ObstinaCy. But tho pedanry
and obstinaCy would ueyor have had such
fatal results It the father bad not been idling
At home.
\ man can uovor pun with his wife until
ho learns not 10 interfere with what does not
concern him. Ho who can trust his " iio
should no more mCddlo with her homo con.
Germs than she should ptstor him with qucs
lions about his business. There Will he no
Ieace II he poke over tho weekly blls insist
upon knowing how much carh thing II per
pound, and what Eo l- going to have every
day for dinner. IL - indeed almost a sine
qua non OF domestic felicity that Tater.
iamtIias should bo atsonI from home at least
six hours In the day. Jones asked his wife
" Why - a husband like dough '' lie eN.
IoJted she would give It up. and he was
going to tell her that II was because a woman
needs him, but shu said II VA, because he
was hard TO get on hor hHuis
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