Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-01-06

seats will be provided, and the ladies'
parlor will be added to the vestry, so
that all who attend may be certain of
good seats. All are invited.
Last night, when passing HOLSTER &
Co.'S store, on Fort street, our attention
was attracted by glittering array of in
verted tumblers separately revolving on
silver-plated uprights, set in rotary
motion by jets of water issuing from
concealed orifices supplied from a
fountain. By this ingenious arrange
ment the glasses are kept perfectly
clean and cool, without trouble or
coming in contact with any hand, which
affords an additional inducement to
enter the store and try glass of
Messrs. HOLSTER & Co.'S delicious
soda water, ginger ale, cream soda or
lemonade, now so well known and
celebrated as to require no praise. In
fact, every kind of aerated waters, med
icinal or otherwise, in their best COM
blnitions and purity, as well as the
syrups used in such manufacture, are
prepared by this old-established firm,---
who have justly earned the good reputa-
ton they now enjoy.
A runaway occurred yesterday morn
ing on Nuuanu street, in which dog,
horse and mad man were mainly
interested The row was started by
the man jumping out of his hack to
whip "dorg" from under his vehicle.
1t was yellow, "dorg," and immediate
y sulked, as yellow ''dorgs" always do.
The man was smiling when he com
menced, but after chasing the "dorg"
among the wheels and under the horse
for ten minutes, he became very mad,
as men who chase 'dorgs" are apt to
become. At last the mad man sue
ceeded in hitting the yellow "dorg"
with his long whip, and then the fun
commenced. The "dorg" yelped and
ran between the horses legs, when
the mad man struck at him again and
hit the horse then the horse ran, the
"dorg" ran, and the mad man ran
after his horse, which he did not catch.
When the mad man got his horse and
the wreck of his hack back he sat
sadly down, and estimated that his fun
with the yellow "dorg" had cost just
$50. No moral
They say that two of the Govern
ment candidates made political speeches
at that Molokai Sunday School Con
vention that the Colonization scheme
is taking practical working shape that
the policemen are still doing duty over
two empty safes f; that the Government
organ doesn't intend to fulfill its threat
10 publish some naughty things about
former Administrations; that the politi-
cal vote taken at the Sunday School
Convention ought to be caution to
the gentle organ to "hush-a-by;" that
the greatest man of his time is H. R.
NJ; that the Palace Sunday School
class will be taken away from the pres
ent superintendent he doesn't re-
form ; that the people-who can see no
good in the year just closed are either
not good themselves or are chronic
GROWERS that the report that the
Road Supervisor was injured by falling
into rut in the road is unfortunately
unfounded that the best place to get
fits is at Kerr's that the old prophesy
about eprosy breaking out here is about
to be verified /; that the high hats
coming into fashion will obstruct the
view in theaters almost as bad as the
veritable "cartwheel hat" of unpleas-
ant memory that the lei makers vie
with each other in trying to reach the
middle of the streets with their toes;
that the policeman who got out of a
lady's way on Fort street yesterday ought
to be rewarded by a pension now
and monument after his death; that
every policeman in town declares he
was awake at the time of the Post
Office robbery; that such state of
affairs is very surprising to many; that
the men who remember others sins
and forget their own have the most to
say; that the people who live on the
bye-streets intend presenting petition
for the removal of two of the street
oficers-heads of the job, in fact; that
the piles of rubbish raked together
eight weeks ago in certain streets are
still lying where they were left; that
proof of these things will be furnished
the "bosses," if they will call at the
PRESS Office; that it would pay these
officials to act half way decent---at least
until after election; that the picnic
season is at hand; that Loves young
dream is not altogether a fancy over at
Hilo; and that the merit of lying is
only known to the initiated---c at the