The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-02-11
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You're ~iping on nay plate with your
handkerchief Aes Waiter That's all
right. I'm going TO put u ia the wash next
week, anyhow. /"
"A Rhode Island girl who tipped .
wstsr- melon seed Into mans eye aud
pa, II out, compromised The ease by mar
r,,ns bin Tue poor fellow must have
bees completely blinded,
A Norrirlun w0mau mlssook the chess
diagrams in Aes York daily paper for
razy-quil, pattern, and bias built one oil
thcse horrors thereiron which is the envy
Of all her lady friends.
--"How do like to look through tel
escopef' exclaimed q young lady
Through telescopcg' sneered n sour
tempered old auut. Through telsscope
Hamph! Give me heyhole.
- He was persistent little boy who
told his mother, who thought be was too
young TO wear trousers, that she would be
willing TO go without pockets II he only
could wear something that had legs"
Customer IN rcstaurantl Waiter this
chicken soup has feathers in 1t. Waiter
- Yes. sab, II 20 want soup made outcn
chickens dat am old nough to be bald,
Sab. yo'll have to 80 to some odder stab
lishmcn.
--"Has George yet limited that he is
fond Of your" asked the girls mother.
mo" she replied, thoughtfully, and
doubt II he ever will; be complained last
night his corns burt him. and II was not
ten o'clock
--"What is the first thing you would do,
Jones. II you were stung by hornet?"
asked Smith. who had been reading an ar
ticlr on the treatment Of siings Howl.
replied Jones. solemnly. And the CONVEX
sation abrunptly ended,
- The Chinaman has q vein Of humor
Ia him. Gin Fun, San Francisco laun-
dryman, has joined the Anti-Coolie
League. and posts over the door Of his
washee house the sign; 'The Chinese
must 90. None bpt Mclean men en-
ployed here.
Mamma. said little girl. "what is
that msn doing over there on Mr.. Thomp-
sons porch7 He has been sitting on the
steps for tive hours aud a half and hasn't
moved THAT. my child, is house
painter lie ia painting Mr.. Thompson's
house by the day."
"A Yankee clinched bis argument with
On Euglishmaa a. to the relative size Of
the Thames and Mississippi by saying,
"Why. look here, mister, there Amt
enough water in The whole OF the Thames
10 make aargle for the mouth Of the
Mississippi river.
odd LADY TO street gamin)--Little
boy do yon want TO join the Sunday |
school aud grow up TO be a good mani
LATHE hey What Sunday school is it?
Old LILY The Methodist Little Boy
No. lfied the Methoiises las year, m
diAn'i git sa,hia. bat stick o. broken
candy 80 aspplp. I'm goia' 10 try the
'Piscop.l. this year
well. Ethalinds DE Wigs. don't
sec how you could have engaged yourself
20 tLa, old Slimkins Why. he hasn't a
tooth ID his heal. exclaimed Miss Wigs
dearest friend when she heard OF the en-
sagemeot "welI. dear. was the reply,
yen mnsn't be too bard on him on that
account for BIO VAS born that way.
"Was be-, | didn't know, or ! wouldn't
have said anything about IL, vas the sym.
pathetic response.
--''pa. said Bobby. who bad been al
loved 10 ~. np little while after dinner
with the distinct understanding that he
wAs 10 ask 80 foolish questions ''cAn God
do ever,ihinsf~ Yea" Can be make
atwo loot rule with only one end 10 mr.
''one more Question like that said the
old man. and You viii be packed OF 70
bed I" Bol,b, nodded sleepils for ten