The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-09-04
GENERAL ITEMS.

Let old bachelors be content A Con.
necticut man failed in business two days
after the arrival of his twin babies.
The sensation in Bar Harbor this sum.
mer is four.in- hand Of mules owned by
Mr.. Rowland Of Chicago.
Missionary tea is tho chic-est The ma
tives still call for cold clergyman, how.
ever, as in the days Of Sidney somebody.
People who are around looking for
houses will be pleased to learn that in
Arabia good house may be rented at 81
q year.
81 smoke in the glory Of Cod" says
spurgeon. That's all right; but you
should clean out that old pipe occasion.
ally, or enthusiastically.
Dickens never allowed himself to be
called grandpa. A man may readily pass
for twenty-five years old if he happens to
hit upon the right scheme.
An interior dealer advertises; II have
Just added all the latest and newest
styles in furniture. My hearse is fine
one. l hope to serve all my friends
shortly"
OF three samples Of honey examined in
Massachusetts two were found to be
chiefly glucose. 1t is great mistake for
farmers to allow their bees access TO the
glucose barrel.
-Four Treasury girls were married last
week. There appears to be some fellows
who are marrying Treasury girls under
the impression that these girls will bring
away some Of that Treasury surplus.
In New York careless handler Of the
whip has been made to pay $40 for be.
spatterine and running lady's dress.
A new mineral just found in Missouri
cuts steel, yet keeps its edge. 1t has been
given an outlandish nsme--adamscobite.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton says. "If
from no higher motive than the preserva.
tion Of beauty, ! say to all girls in soci.
ETY., sleep!"
Near Coblentz 10 the Church Of Saint
Castor, and this church they are now be.
decking with evergreens, for it is this
month 1000 years old and fifty years to
spare. 1lL tnlLL al4l
Young wooers of Narragansett Pier.
when surprised by passers-by in the
midst Of confidential chat, have the
habit Of saying, "And.er.then, you
KNOW which occupies the time until the
intruder is out Of hearing.
A Brooklyn stableman, working sl2 .
week, finds that he is heir to $500, 900
worth Of real estate in New York City.
He has retained two lawyers. and hopes
to get enough out Of the $500, 900 to en-.
able him to 60 on vacation.
A new industry has sprung up along
the line Of the Bangor and Piscataquis
railroad, in Maine. 1t is the shipping Of
fr boughs for pillows. Thus far seven
and half tons have been shipped from
Sebec alone to parties in Boston.
An atheist. who was some days ago re.
fused naturalization papers by the clerk
Of Court Of Common Pleas Of New York,
has since procured his papers, his affirma-
tion being accepted by the clerk as suf.
icient.
Acat that disappeared twenty year,
ago through trap door in the floor Of a
freight house At Ansonia, c., is reported
to have been found there, on Monday,
during the tearing away Of the old depot,
in petriHed condition.
Ex.President Harrison's remains are
to be removed from the present resting
place At North Bend, says Cincinnati
authority, and transferred to Spring
Grove Cemetery.
A barrister on FIRE and sanitarian
blown up by the explosion Of bottle oi
lemon shsrbet are sights not often wit
messed. Nevertheless, according to ths
st. James Gazette, such fire actually
occurred in . London Court not long
since.
A Massachusetts, newspaper assertl
that the Concord School Of Philosophy
struck asnsg ina paper forwarded by I
Texan Professor. 1t was called "Tha
Platonian Idea," and after an earnest and
hopeless search for the idea the schoo
returned tho paper to the Professor will
the simple interrogation, ''Why dom
you sign The plsdgss"
"fhs women appear 70 do all th'
work." writes Colonel watterson Of tn