Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-14
BOSTON CUT SHORT.
ston in Bits-Boston-About Boston !
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ROSTOS March S-Old South Church his
toric museum. twenty five cents admittance,
dedication to deity foreclo~ed, sword of
Bunker Hill balls bullets, skulls, powder
horns, old Revolutionary pants-times that
tried mems SOuls-worn out in the rear, old
boots, cradle that came over in the May
flower. place where Washington stood when
he said il was ''cusSed shame British used
church 50" window where Gen Warren
came in TO make specialization massacre
funeral-window he went out of. photo of
Warrens skull, hole where British bullet
went in, hole ditto where it went out, hole
where Warren's soul went out warming pans
used during Revolution to fire patriotic
heart bone of British soldier broken at
Bunker Hill, and 100 old Bibles people have
got through reading All for twenty five
cents
Best Boston mind, keen, sharp, question
ing, scrutinizing Wants to know how and
why. Stands always on tiptoe, an eternal
note Of Interrogation. Inclined to bounce
old ideas. and run off track in following
new ones. Forty new schools of thought
here. In churches and out Theology in all
SLdltN dlhl ults VI LLbuELI1-
New patterns monthly. Many ministers
know more than they preach Others preach
more than they know. Or remember when
they're through Very liberal sermons heard
here from strictly orthodox puIpitss. Sugar
coated Put up in the old fashioned envelope.
Congregation likes both sugar and the inside.
Don't exactly know what it is. Tastes good
Like brandy in gum drops. Feels good after
its down Same ideas heard in different
form from the Parker. Tom Paine, or other
off-colored platforms would scare en-
Best mind doesn't stay in Boston Gets its
start here Then goes elsewhere to stir up
others. Boston an intellectual nursery. Best
mind goes off on missionary work all over the
land Poorest stays behind Puffs itself up
Best business brain of New York, Chicago
and San Francisco originally from or near
Boston. Boston means all New England
Beacon street and Boston blue blood means
muchly withered branches Of once tough old
oak Family blood won't run or carry fam
ily intellect Part of Boston stands on re-
mains of dead grand-daddy and sings out
"Me-Too," Good deal of trying to wear
grand-daddys reputation. Old dodge Donkey
in lions skin. Ears will stick out Tail ditto
When it would roar it brays. ~Hee hah hee
hah" Accepted by other donkeys as genuine
rJar.
BoStons business sauced every Monday
with Rev. jos Cooks fremont Temple noon
lectures, from y to l. Feast of Josephs
reason before / p III, lunch Thousands at
tend. Joseph talks sitting down Top heavy
with ideas. Good deal 10 hold up. Needless
expenditure of force to require JOe's legs to
prop up brains for an hour. Answers four
written questions before lecture. Lecture
twenty-five minutes in length To a second
All over sharp at l. Audience scatter and
resume biz" Joseph an interesting ex-
FOUNDER and something of an intellectual
FOUNDER. Combative. Sometimes next door
to abusive. Sledge hammerish. Likes to
call hard names. Reminds one externally of
down east skipper" Mackerel schooner.
Built on brewers horse lines. Weighs ap-
parently 24O pounds. Solid Not blown up
At least physically.
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