The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-09-09
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I'm sorry. We are Ill full Juss nov.
Contributor (blandly) Very we'll; ! viii
cali aeais vbsa soss Of yoa arc Solar.
They tsll story 81 boy Who vas
ooos sent on IN errsnd 70 distinguished
lawyer Of Hssss county. When BE- ~
turned bone hs said 10 his mother 'Old
'sauiss $500 don't kros mach. why.
shss do yoa talk 20 forY' vss bis moth
er's Response. Cox be nsked me, where
il your hat, boyf when II vas GU NY bead
oil tLr time,
III ron are Just gone 90 young 20
mat. nv son. DO not color your nous
tssls. for W have good authority for
the .,s,sar NJ hat lime love never dyes.
"A candidate for political Lonors In
Unionto~u. Penn. gave ~ reason Why
lie should be nominsted. "'rhe' hsin't no
one Of our family never ran for NO office
before.
How 10 your 500 Getting along, Char
lsyY" oh. pretty veil; only that be Is
iis,ls psnsd up with his o~n import
sncs. Knows morv than bic fstirr. you
know" .Ahi then the boy j. not quite
~ IDIOT
~ Boston man who called his wife
daisy 10 the days u their honey moon.
dubbed her night blooming cereus when
she bseaa 70 lee urs him recently for stay.
ing too late 81 the club.
--sI dap't put much faith in proverbs
said Brown 10 Jones. FOR instance, "A
friend 10 need 10 FREUD indeed. Now
most u my experience With friends 10
need hes been that they wanted TO borrow
money. Give me friend that i not in
need.
A little girl. visiting neighbor With
her mother. vas gszing curiously st The
hostess new bonnet. when the owner que'
ried: DO you like my bat. Laursr The
innocent replied: "Why, mother said u
wss perfect fright. but il don't scare
me-
-Pshav Ellen! What goose you are
70 ran away from the cow. that way. II
shsy vers disposed 10 dsvour any Of the
party they'd take your mother before they
would you. can't understand Why. pei
You cant. chr Well, isn't she past-your.
sss. Id like 70 knowf
--sNo. said the hsupecked husband. -
he scratched BIZ bald bad, ] an not >
believer in Aormonisu. not By long
chalk" why noti" asksd The Mormon
sympathissr with whom be Wa convert
ing. "Bseauss." replied The hsnpecked
man, II don't bslisve 10 . man having
Two vivss No man can serve two mast
en.'"
4 Il shabby -dssssd woman called upoa
ssotisnan for aid. claiming that shs Va
q starving condition. He looked upon
her plsthoric form. estiuatins tho avoir-
dupois Of The supsrdaous fal and answer
ed: You don't look like starving woman.
know H. she vinnipgly answered, I'm
bloated With grisi.
A small boy 10 Minnesota bas broken
NO whole circuG He tried 10 crawl nm
der The tent canvAssmau caught him
aud bsat him over the bead With stake
The csuvsssmsn vss arrested and fined.
This led TO quarrels. lawsuits and attach
menta. and nov Ill the circus property BE-
longs 70 the lawyers and the performers
ere Walking back 70 New York.
Il susss I'm pretty safe about going 70
heaven. remarked Bobby 10 young M.
rssthsrIy. Mr.. Fsslherly sasosstly ~
plisd that BE- hoped %. md then inquired
vhy Bobby felt 70 coa6dsat about ths
masssr. Bscsuss ssplsinsd Bobby. NJ
ssys that u sint safe y trust no vhers
there's Ore
"A party Visiting Orf's Islsnd last week
csas upon % elderly citisss. who. thg
fousd bel slsays lived upoo The Island
and sss ismiiisr nth IL history. They
ssksl Liu Il Mrs Stoves scoosns Of The
lshAbisAats and their doisss vess sccusssA
wall. sid he. ''she COL cns thing right "
What sss ihsty THE nane Of The
island
-Dsstyoa thiai Il little noisis for
yss 10 dine snmpssnusly at The hotel.
vLll. your family dine upoa shst they
eau pist up u homes Nos 81 ell; ] a.
Ways veil ~ vits chat have hsd vhes !
g. home, sad yoa CANNOT i@asiss that :
pleasure Il 70 70 her spi the children
And shs bs~s Of Il y that il sesss inisrss
their Digestion
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