Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-11-20
BRIGHT 81 rs.

THAT young Western genius who applies
for employment on the Sun IN the expectation
That he will pretty soon be elected to Congress
Is spcctfully informed that there is no va
cancy.-Ns0 York Sun.
Tue New York boarder who placed an en-
tire fowl on his plate and was thereupon as
saulted 10y the other bourders is believed to
have been young man from Pennsylvania.
-L9HtSyite OOurjeS -J0Ur7s1l.
MohE 10 THE Professor Next
time, ladies. will bring to your acquaintance
me Of the great men OF the past.
Delightful Young Lady Ito her neighbour
should prefer to maze the acquaintance of
ono of tue young men who hasn't passed yet.
-Fron, tho German.
CIrIZES-I see that Cleveland has bounced
McSnorts for making campaign speech
PolItician-He has, has he? Well, 1 call
shat a darned outrage.
Cti1en--I don't. ! heard the speech and
sn't where could Kill MIN very bandIy,
myself LoloeU Citizen.
CAPTAIE-Now. my man, are you sure of
your former employment when you rejoin
he army reservef
O'Flinn-Certain sure, sir.
Captair-What employment was that,
my MANI
O'tlinn-Lookin' for work, sir.-Du0Mn
Times.
IT is related in Buffalo that a young mar
ried man of that city. on eong home very
early the other morning and cndeavoring to
awak ening his wife, was fairly paralyzed by
a clear, wide awake vose saying: "W hat
was The limit, GeorgeI" she had sized George
up.-EGcbdNge.
PeLICBMAN-Have you a permit to play
here?
Organ grinder-No, but it amuscs the little
ones so UGH.
Policeman Then YOU will have the goodness
to accom- pany me.
Very well. sIr. What do you wish to sing p
-FJie0sn6e BJ0tSef.
"MY HEARING is excellent" boas5fully re-
marked Merritt. Il can distinguish any
sound"
81 know one thing you can't hear" inter
posed little Johnny IN daring tone OF voice.
"And what may it be?" asked Merritt.
"Why," said little Johnny, "I bet you os ut
hear what the nswsboy says who is selling an
extra. "-Juage.
REsrAURAHr 1koeETEroR Ito chcG-I'm
afraid you have put too much veal Ia this
chicken sal I'D, Napoleon.
Chef--It is all veal, sir. Shall pat in a
little ohickenf
Restaurant Proplfetor-No, certainly not.
Put in some feathers, and If any guest says
veal to me, I'll ask him If he ever saw a
| calf with wings.-Lits.
PArERF Yes. so Won
think you are able to support my daug ter?
Young Sultor-I see no reason why should
not make hat claim.
lyon are in business. you say, in st. Louis,
and yet you insist that you are making q oom-
Portable livingP''
81 do. and steady occupation Is assured"
"What business are Won IMP"
"PhDtographing old ruins"
Take her, my son, and be happy. "-0mdha
WOS ID
AN INCIDENT in the life OF a clergyman well
known in this city. While spending a few
da, with friend in the country, word came
hat IN a village twenty miles Off the minister
had been suddenly called away and with it a
request that the visiting clergyman would
supply his pulpit on the coming Sunday. He
consented, and drove TO the village ON Satur-
day afternoon. Arriving there, he soon
found the resident minister's house. 1t had a
broken down, uninviting look, and his knock
at the door was answered by its mistress
hose look was anything but welcome
Yes" she sa d. this is the house; and this"
turning an unlocking door, sis your room
It's lItJe dark anu damp, Tor we don't open
It often. We use it mostly for fuuerals."-
Boston Bndyet.