New-York tribune., 1886-03-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A ney, word has just been added TO tho French
language throw the manager OF factory out OF
window so that he may be trampled TO death IN the
streets Watrinize him. because Watrin is the
name of the engineer who thus murdered by miners
at Du1azeyllle.
Not content with tho geographical fact that moro than
half the globe IS already covered with water by
engineers anxious to flood the remainder. NJ de
Lesseps is already letting the Atlantic ocean INTO Cen
tral America while OF his c0mpstriots are anxious
to turn Desert Of sahara into an inland sea Now 1t
letting river or two into it. II this kind OF thing goes
on mankind will be compelled to live In Junks' Ia
ChnOis.-LOndOn Globe.
London mkman began business by so thoroughly
watering his milk that his customers became very indig
naut and gradually discontinued the practice they
gradually became more aud more indignant, until at
last JUST as he begun to sell pure milk they had him
arrested and heavily fined. All OF which tea ches that
virtue is not always It's own reward.
Miss sharpstone quest at a crowded, but stiff and un
ENJOYABLE evening partylMI. Dorkins, toll me
why this reception Is Ike a Gentleman's opera hati
Youthful sclon-Aw! He-he suppoth becsuth it
ith "A wegular crush"
Miss s-Not exactly but for this It IS OF
bier
On Sunday the single copy price OF The chicago Ti6-
uae was reduced to 3 cents the sunday issue eX'
cepte. The saving TO purchasers at news-sands Is II
cents q week and to subscribers cents. The rate 10
newsdealers has also been reduced and for their benefit
free delivery system has been established No rednc
ton is made in the size OF the paper
The Boston Coui,r thinks that indecent journalism is
on the tsays that IN conversation recently
the proprietor OF Boston daily boastng to clergy
man OF the Immense of the circulation OF his
Journal dare say" responded the old clergyman
curtly, rivers that plunge underground are apt to
spread out"
Young Percle shaftOn Muddhed happens in ata discus
sion OF the labor troubles the CLUB. After listening
with profound attention. he demands OF the spokesman
AW, dean 9a0y' can you, aW sPPwlse n Ro Ui' 9M, 4
wealy dlsgu1tlngy ignOwant or theah, Rw o"lgln
faw anything; am, assuau you" .
Well chief occasion OF them appears to be that
the strikers want something to eat"
Jaw. Then why the dayril don't they, aW' 10 10 'he
wesiawant and. aw, get it1"-lfOwn Topics.
Anew weekly neu euspaper devoted to theatrical sub
jects aud called The Theatre appeared on Saturday 1t
edited by George Edgar Montgomery well and fayora-
bly, known a dramatic writer. Rather smaller than
gish sake, but not unlike t in appearance,
II starts out IN an attractive entertaining way and s
bright and healthy tone. publishes in agreeable
form the current programmes OF New-York theatres.
One day Mississippi friend met Lamar and mentioned
Joe Browns remarkable Mormon speech IN which lie
ashed the social evil Of Christian as conrasted from
Mormon saints and sinners
MIR Lamar, heard that speech" said tho long
haired VI ,s-sppiau, and II asionished me. didn't
suppose Joe Brown could get up such speech as hat
Oh, yes" said Lamar, Joe Brown ls remarK"be Q
few minutes later another friend OF Lamars met
That was a good speech OF Joe Browns" he said.
"Yes, yes" said the;Mssissippi Senator, absent.
mindedly and then. with bright humorous glance OF
for wrote II myself Washington Letter IN Chicago
Mail.
Some Washington gossip says that the fanons General
Bragg now tho President for the friends he has
made a fact which would indicate that General Bragg
doesn't happen to bo one of those friends
Under NJ Gr6vys humanitarian rule crimes OF NO