The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-07-03

squirmed up to the seat, and asae she judge
out Of the buggy. It coilad nns4N# seat and
stayed there, lodging the Judges nse6s for some
time, until at length he killed IL 81 was over
six feet long.
CARDINAL GIBBONS is tail and spare, with
peculiarly intellectual lace. great dignity Of maE-
ner but with charming grace OF conversations
and bearing He has still slight Irish accent
and much of the humor of his ancestry. He Ii
extremely. popular with people of all shades OF
religious thought
Two tramps. man and his wife, have recent.
ly been making good living 10 Scotland by
means of their baby. 'Wesiustgets i'm christ.
ened says the father, TAT al towns we passes,
ana tnen ye see, parson, he makes us all COM
PORTABLE WI summat to eat and money for bedss
On days orful bad, we have to do i'm twice
RIDING in Washington car the other day,
"Can you tell u.s." asked one of three office.
hunting or claim-urging worneu,.sif Secretary
Larnars Office is in that buidlng2v and she
pointed to the Interior Department. II think il
is" replied Mr.. Lamar, who was the person adj
dressed; but he remained in the car as they got
out and entered the building.
In letter TO an anxious inquirer, Mr.. T. B.
Aldrich, the editor OF the Atlantic Monthly,
says; 81 have no black list Of words All
words are proper in their proper places. try
only not to misuse them in the magazine or In
my own writings VOLTA tout! For q list Of
words that are almost always used sinaccurately
see Webster's Unabridged Dictionary"
AN American lady who attended Remains last
lecture of this season at the College de France
describes him as "a little man, very stout, who
looked when he walked in as IL be rolled ia.
His bead is large and ratherfne, but his whol6
aspect is not pleasant, neither is his delivery
pleasing. His audience numbered about twenty
the subject of his lecture was the 10th PsalnG
G. w BALL, of Concord Mass, is living proof
in his own person that the world now and then
honors other heroes than soldiers and statesmen.
he has had nothing to do with grape and canis-
ter, but many years ago he nursed the far-famedJ
palate tickling, luscious Concord grape into b6s
ing, and In view of that good piece of work h9
was the guest of honor at a dinner given id
Boston by appreciatiye fellow-citizens the othef
day. .sss.
DAVID DAVIS once said TO a correspondent
who interviewed him upon one of his decisions.
and brought his manuscript totae Judge before
sending it off in order that it might be correctr
MY son, it you had written this interview In
Choctaw, on the subject of raising hens, YOU
could not have gotten further off the track. Yon
have iumbled up my words SO that no man can
understand them In other respects the report
is correct"
LOUISE MICHEL is not satisfied with the exd
pulson of the princes from France. To make
the policy effective she insists that all the ofAs
Gals of the country from Jules Grevy to the
humblsst village mayor, should be expelled also
what good" she exclaimsts does the banishr
ment of the princes do me, while the capitalists
are allowed to remain2 lam choked with dis
gust. The most terrible thing know of today
is life. and am so tired of it that wish they
would send me to jail 1t is likely that Louise
will be gratied in this latter respect, as she IL
now under indictment for exciting the people to
resist the law at the recent meeting OF the ChaF
teau d'Eu.
YOUNG man walked into the Office Of q leads
ing law firm of Jacksonville one day 10 the
spring of 1856. He found that the stove had
been smoking and the pipe, which ran directly
through the roof, had been taken down. One
of the members of the firm was holding up the
pipe, while the other was on the roof. The one
above shouted to his mateto look into the pipe
and see if it was clear; then, waiting until the
face of the other man was squarely underneath.
he gave the pipe tremendous rap, filing With
SCOT the eyes, ears neck and clothes of the cn8
below The victim of the joke took the mattet
good humoredly, while his partner nearly fell of
the roof with laughing. The former was judge
Mcclure while the joker became the War Gov
ernor of Illinois, the Hon. Richard Yates.