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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
J1RIE RAILWAY now known as the NEW
r. YORK LAKE ERIE AND WESTERN RAILROAD,

ERIE RAILWAY, now known as as the a.,i NEW 4
Arrangements o! sa sn1 Snaes saTcr
d. mDaily except Sundays Day Express Buffet Drawing
fSG E Ssssrs Ra, and Suspension Bridge sleeping
Coaches Hornelsyle 10 Cincinnati and Buffalo TO Chicago
solid Pullman train Day and Hotel Sleeping caches hes
No extra sarge 10 fsS ias. Cincinnati 2 a Chicago
and 81 Louis S9 the second morning ,m, arrive,
RanadP sS m hu sa.p aas aa moss
pOpu night train between ana Buaao , train
mira Baalo Niagara fa: cnspnat and GGc a ,noo
M II noon i45 800 800, 40. 90 $50, $40 g$o,
70 20 b NJ %ing So s1%dpy' a ia S.0
40 20 7 sS 7 5 $50 So } ss s
s9O 1873 3s s6 l Is s 500 S6 ,Y
h So axe Zoo sSo no $50 o
IL midnight ssturda nights only. sundays slo a. m'
safeTn ii5, 54s 100 $50 1920 M - $50 $50
Warwick 446, 100, lO2O a. H. i:3O D. m sundays osS
Nexburs and Cornwall $780, a. NJ. 800 4SO. p. Sun.
Honiout and Kingston aud Montgomery a: NJ $3.50 M
S Goshen i4S Ss5, 10 S$S $s@ go ISo 49,
sunday ~ i So go o5o iSgo oSu $50
$50 p. m. sunday 5:i5 $50 i02e A. IA. 30 Z 2 ~ The
~ aud 30 D. trains connect with YORK, Ontanq
and Western Railroad at Manst The M ,Iain stops al
Pori JerVi, 445 1850 o. 1920 a. 4SO r g $50
sunday $40 1920 a. M, 6 so, Z 8 I'm.
Boat. leave 2stst n. y SAP 9;!6 M 6l2 a. m 70 90
thirty minutes, and HAS y. NJ Sundays every Miry
TieIeis for passage and apartments Drawing Room and
sleeping Cjachcs can be sad oes io Tie
Nos 4Ol OF G57 Bfoadway Isl Westst v. " No CourE
St, Brooklyn or az The CoaTsny's Oepos vo ., Tia.
trains irp "a Jne West arrive IN az '''
JOHN \. ABBoTT. en'l Pass'r Agent, New York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
0Cdeher5.

RELIABLE selection of school circulars
"A for parcuts aai guardians Teacher tuor- go:.th-
-. -.,,.,,' 81 ". EtfEt.
''' ''Fi 81 Est IN ST.. Broadway.
4 BEST TEACHERS, Tutors and Govern
Y. g.. suprrei. Nooh,isr TEACHERS WANTED.
NUr,arots yauceucrs for rri14trston Form ior
-i,fup +. D.. AVERY. Amer ctr school Nure ga,
' west lith ~, y. s..
MERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHES
y AGENCY .apuirs PrIfcts.rt lrlChrrA lutGs, COY
rrIcssrs ric- 90 colleges aDo.s and Families Apply -
SIRE. NJ. VOC Nu.fCLlpN. % Union 9lnnf'.
HUOiTE selection of school circulars Ton pa
futs guard Teachers BIZ every department oi
at and lc.rniu, nd,d. b. E~0r 80 west -I't't
LyTOWANS EXCHANGE TEACHERS b.
W KEAU mppurI Professors Teacher "oycrhc.7rt
NuF!,la.H &C. a. .it geo. Schools Families 1nl u,cLi+
also ,0okGooIcs, -tcaoRraps Cpyst 70 hu-lncs' firms
Mia. a.. A.. ca ~ i.l', ~ III ava
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
LIVE arocK MARKEr, BY rELEaRApn

RUFFALO Jan 0CIiite- Receipts TODAY head total
Tor week $500 time weeg 5000
couaigned through l7b ~ consigned
New Yof, ket stcady ana hrm with few offerings
all delayed by storm.
fsp- TO-DAY. 900 head total thus FAR
sane time $1,000 head
tbToIRh. II market steady with good demand
higher Medium Ia Good Sheep, - 2b63t OO Good
Choice, - 20G - 70 canada LAMBS 81 50G 90 IS.
HOgs-RcceIUts Today. 900 head total
$1,000 mead time last NOOK 81 900 heat con
signed through. l72 Of which ~ NewYork mar.
active and shade higher for li grades seadier
HEAVIER Good 70 Choice Workers 81 0Od4 To- Medium
81 QUASI % Good 10 Choice Mediums and Heavy
81 % ast lOi all soldi market closed steady.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
on and after December.20. 81
GREAT TRUNK LINE
AND UNITED STATES MAIL ROUTE.


AND UNITED STATES MAIL ROUTE
Trains leave via DesDrosses and Coutlndt street
HARRISBURG iittsburs and the West with Pullman Palace
ears attached a. M and p NJ da,ly New. YORK anc
Cnlcaro LmIted OF foror Dining smoking aHd sleeping
willlamsport Lock Haven a. M p M Cory and Er1s
Centre and the oil Regions -'' ''''''"
Baltimore Wasingon and the south Limited Wassinst99
ssr y %sssn shin afS ).
i.!a.d p Il uiset. sand-y. d'iS a.wr and
A s&s Sis s;.sS;
on sunday. oa5 NJ sni p N sop at AsSurT
For Old Point Norfolk via ssy York PsiladslEhia and
dS Sr2 VI. s ss%oe and S "
Boats of Brooklyn AneK connect wtt1 az tnrony trsos
a srsSy G an0rdns speedy and direct transfer Tor
"a s sgvs S2 ssS 5se s.S lac
ml2o SIC aS 80 s2g asd 1879 p r "a sqPpeSy
ss iS 100 800 S saS so S22 s9q issS f
sS s. and % sS H U.s. ss SHS2S $780,
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
Express trans Yorl via DesOrosses and Court
go. 53o Chicago Limited s sad 10 wasatnstoa
D. % and Il nsSi accommodation, $50 zig o.,
sunaays. sapTss, ~, sis e n,S e Lmited
Trans ann 10 eav % daily EXCEPT sunday
N rI.3os io and amsn and M on sundays
BROAD street son fn aSs
s :ioS SIS "a islS q SSAf hS laaSsss
am q! % @ 'f Hsa
md foot De.bro'cs and courts9ds ST. copTss ana
e snseh a ASIef hosSssn station jsr. E%sns
efst SswYorG Traassr 5ompsny viii call and check
dsse e. SaG 1Gas General Passenger *
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
rrnnrEAN FINANCIAL MARKErs.

LoSDoN. Jan. 9-l230 p. m.-Atlanle and Great west,
First Mortgage Trustees 'erhcates - CdbHuiSn
central. 1882 paul Common. si New'fork Central
lOth -.
m-ra1s advices quote Three Per Cent Rentes at 81
francs ceutbesOr the account
d. United -tatos Four Per Cent Bonds, lZos' 90.
Four and Per Cent Bonds llfs It Pnnl Common
gBe.. New. YORK Contra, lU0Ri keAlihg iO's
% m Pans Rdvcts quote Three Per Cent ltentes az
iran, confines Tor the account ana exchange on Lon
don al D francs "a ceuttnes for chccSs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
H. W DUNE. superintendent
PHILADELPHIA AND READING r. II.
NEW.JERsEY CENTRAL Division,
E0nn ~, Z Z q r'iln.N : n Nn I eli nINEI

Il NEW.JkRSEl CENTRAL DlNlslDN,
20, T p4 + EEF&S Sa5Is s,,,s
'It Ea!aAPS+Fais 81
DSCt conHsSioa @aynS jan S fSr
Chestnut M az Conmela-sve. for Menayank N0n'H
DR%w SSa ROM on al, Day SLEEPING
Nun s ard s,: s I'D
g.9 sUNp4Y $500 NJ s SSS ;s9 ? m, i T6lrs s
BIZ gSo and III Penn.
syT9yFY kEw !cB and
For hEARlfS o al s5 5 ESQ., a. q go sans
ESF S ss so pffs4GND At 100
100 10 8:45 $40 p. m. SUNDAYS at $50 p. M
For PHMatTGf at at a"9 49, g. b5 H. 1890 s 100
70. 9s MAgcm cH IanS.
400 700, $40 200 a:Ss s;S 90 M 400
For HIGH Sf bRiDGE BRASGT It 400 sl6 400
FOR S ppRRFaLNer9N 100 s4s E., 100 1880, 400 49,
s5 Co 6 So s 1888 i h5so
ESQ Zoo is6. SY6 io:3op m susdays. 400 s'oO' m
SSt $S IL ~ 3 81 20 o So ls
p M Sundays 400 $500. s;.S a. mY 1900 m, 1880 'o''
pS S9 H6 {S. E sse l3Go an rs
b%Ss s4sfSs 81 iSs Zoo 60, PM
For EsKK%65p 6Ms .na
For Rf%NTiS sgR TixELANp and BRIDGEroS'S
NFW.JERsEY SOUTHERN DIVISION
S% Ks IS s;A EsS j 5Hs
Tickets can Ss rSS cen g. oSi o. s 4o and as
y and las .Groenwchst az. lTG Es, ta,.. in SsS
sIoos mi E q, e
rom hotels = 'Hi & &ssRiKs'a
9encrsi Mseassr. Gen. Pss'; sna ticket ~
WEST SHORE RAILROAD. ,.,
rHn BEET # : fsSiiSE EQUIPPED oR
THE WEST sHohE RSGfE IS ti5N66 s6 6EE sivER,
sHORE OF THE W0RLp.FAMED ~ p SSUoffINfAINs,
AkP TRh h he bEAUrIrHL VALLEY OF naa
on and after Dec 18TH 1885, trains viii leave West
All trains ssSs rom new downtown station G so 81 81 Ts
North River. 20 minutes earlier thsn "V"
Detroit and Chicago $3.50 q. m. $780, $40 p III
&c. Louis 900 $40 soepers .hrslsh Fails, $3.50
BUFFALO Rochestes suspsnson hrage e.ras car.
utica and syraedsc 1850 iI;ao doc s,yy n,
Hiahland, rOkeepsie and catssili. $50 h"'
'ScwbSrg kingston saugertIes and Albany. :" ii''
1sI.'Sss ;s' Si5 sIP Ills itte %eepm
For Montreal and Canada East 500 p N; =, Tososa
Hamilton London $3.50 a. m. $500 'e;iop' ~" :.
.a,r III" fps aiSo except saturday. Other trains o""
'eR eSsi. ums tables parer OF sleeping sSr aad
tons Information apply at oee loot Futoass'
81 gESSsyn sys Soss ss 81 SOL
West shore stations loot % sSrsss iss ap
SsyS sSs:s from hotels aed 4ssh
| "aso yrOsaTN, asas'" f''''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

aeliverv 81 Old also 6364d d. March and April deiy
cry 6d do Apnl aud Hry delivery. 26fh also 3osn.
do NAY and Juno delivery. 3D4d Also ooan,i 90
June and delivery. DGfd also lO0tdj no. July al"
August dely DRY, l3.e4d ..,,oo -. ,u,.r,o,n
o. m-Ihe sales OF the d1y ucudfd h2OO Daes huie.oa
Future, closed nrm Upands Low Mlddling clause yanu
delivery 526G buyers do January ami FepIuay uei ~
do. February ani MarcD uenveiY 90
sd buyers March ana April delivery rs oid piyrs
do Ami aud NAV delivery. +l9d BUYERS 40. 10y apa
delivery 76ld buyers Jun, amt July ssyia
buyers; DO. July amt August delivery, o io-ot1
buyers; do August and september d,iiycrY io'oiu-
l,uxara
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
THE MARKETS.
TOTAL RECEIPTS OF PRODUCE
Per- North Rir,r, Vessels and Raiiroads.
GENERAL MARKET REPORT.

CoFFEE-spo Rio quiet and ut sifc FOR fairs sales
PAS bags ex Kepler and 700 ex M rim " private
terms options closed barely steady after moderate trade
aaIss 2ObuO January, 600 1jOO feOruay
and March 90 O. Mid steady SALES i0uo mats "a
Sirius 100 do OK Ki9bOn,' on pIlNate terms
COTrON-Spo CottOn l1Gc higher. but rather quiet to
day sails 20 L1es $50 las evening" all for home con-
sumption. Deliveries 800 bales ,s...,
quo according to the American classification
al a. fOllows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
COTTON mARKrrs-sY rELT.ir,pr

LWFRrooL. Jan 9-l2i9O p. m-C,tton stoaiy Mida'ing
tpinnda bdi Mddlng orleans, 5its 1000 bales,
Including bales for speculation and e1p0rt receipts
1000 bales, Including g 7OObae, American. Futures nrml
Upinnds Low MidilnB clause, January and February do
livery, w TAD, alec VI UAd 10. FEBRUARY And March
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
TIiE NEW LINE

NEwYoRK. PHIhADnLPflfA. AND NORFOLK OLD
POINT CoMFORrAND Tna SOUTH
HOURS FASTER IHAN ANY oInER ROUTE
On and after December z 1885, Philadeohit
Norfolk Railroad Company Will Past Day sight
xpTess between New York and Cape Charles Trans eave
Sew.f9 via Penh,ylyapia Raroal. week ays aud
and 80 daily, No folk l,O5 O N Sleep.
Ing Cars through from SOwYork 10 cape charles Paror
CIR nom Philadelphia without CHANGE Tickets parlOr
aud sleeping ber BIS 20 az any rcs Oa
OF the Penn sYlvapia ksiiroad COMPANY
r. Z. Coz x E. Gent Pass and Freight Aren't
H. W. DUNE, SUPERINTENDENT 80
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

JACKSONVILLE Fla.-Siraight and excur-
- sio al routes ~ greatly reduced TSies %rS sst
The cot, befths reserved two weeks advance
LANsINV'a halfway ticket once, SsI bfoaawy'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

n ORWICH LINE. n.... 20. u,o,,0,,..
" Reducon Of fares all points: Boston worcester
a. North RIVER iOot oi asL
ner above Deshrosses street Ferry &C ASO p H. dy
SUNDAY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
Steamboats, ano Railroads.

FOR NEWAyENStssaanmaee1Tss eI lsSvS rfrS
snp a. p NJ Tine for early North and East
EXCURSION 10 New Haven and return - ."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

DOPULAR SHORE LINE for BOSTON ant
the EAsT1An ral from 0rsnd Central pSpos, TnTS
paror attached and ii III with palace sleeping
CARS. Sundays at IL pm with palace STOPPING cars .
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
SPIRITS OF rURPENTrNE.

CHARLESTON Jan 9.-TuroAntiuedull a. 30.
sAVANNAH Jan. =. -turOantins gulet a. 80 A.
WILMINGTON Jan. 9.-rurp3ntIns hrn az 500.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

NORTHERN RAILROAD OF NEW-JEkSEf y
~ Trains leave from Cbambersst Depot for Epglewoodl
Closter Fremont and Nysck Z, $780, 10 m 5ZV s:o%
$40 $40 $3.50 .. M ~ midnight Sundays T. D. m' ANU
Nanuet Spring Valley and Monsey 4. loa m 400 p M
q a u.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
/ artirq Academies

ALLEN DODWORTH. GSl 5TH-AVE..
n Assisted BY Ms -ON, PRANK DbbWblll
Clsssrs auG private lessons Gentlemen On Monday ana
Thur -day EVENING". $500,
now ca.. fo BED rGc dave an Fridays al half
past send Tor ere llr.
ALEXANDER MACGREGORS. III 9TH
~ ANE-Priyatc lessons and ci4siss cv ~ gay Gentle
mons classes Monday ani Thursday evenings
CARL MARWlG,
nE GARMOS-l.476 Broadway (l2d-st.)
~ New class saturday p III.
EERNANDO'S DANCING ACADEMY, lG2
4 Ea.t 18Th ~ Bank building. C-ss Lessons and Phi
ytc instruction every SEND sJr crcAar
4 large Hal 10 let Tor select Eut rtliumcnts
EEO. W. WALLACE'S classes, 12l West
~ 3sth-st, Brollway GthAve. New 'lissrs Lndi,'
Grutlcmcn Monday. Thur day evenings -cGr'ns cl SEES
Harlem isranch ~ IN -. PsrS-avc. see circnirA
MIR. T.. HARVARD REILLY, Master Of
WI Dancing. 57s jtlrave see Circulars
~ GEORGE DODWORTH - West 2lth-st.,
4 . formerly with M ALEU- bOiWOrih. NON open See
rCular.. Room to let ;nr Germans. etc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

WEXFORD ROUTE TO NEWPORT, r. l.
Ts Leave Grand Central Dcpot as follows;
ASA Arriving in Newport at 225 p. N
AZ p m sTliyir IN Newport at 100 D. H.
CDraNng-roo cara auachod 10 10th trains ~,
THEODORE WARREN. Supk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

r EHIGH VALLEY RAlLR0AD.-Passenger
trains leave depot foot OF Cortlandt and DesbpO.ses sta
Allentown Reading Mauch chunk. Glen SUMMIT, Wilkes
barre Towanda wayerly ithaca Geneva Lyons Buffalo and
Tic West Pullman through coaches daily Local
1t m. and $40 p M for Eason bethlehem ana Copiay
Trains leaving !, and $40 for all
points Mahonoy and Haseon coal regions, Sunday trAs
esves fer Mauoh Chunk and Harieton. m.
osnaya EeAtern oface. No, 2S3 Broadway: . .
X b. BYINGToN, q. P. A.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
III. American classification


Gooe or Inerv .. 7.l6 Mtilln ;5-l6
StrlCt Good Ordinary. IS @iiiolih@ o i
Futures opened TO points higher closing With Jaa
uarT unchanged aud other months point lower; sales
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
BOSTON. NEWPORT. NORTH AND EAST

RUSTUN, NEWPUKI, NUKIH md EAoI
40 FALL RIVER LIN Best route via Sound. Maxi
accommodations. minimum rates From Pier q. ~ u.
foo, of day SuEdays oat 81 p. NJ
Steamers Bristol Providence Connection nom Brook
lyn AND Jersey City Dy Annex boat at z. u.
FLORIDA, JACKSONVILLE aud all points.
south aud west Vt than companies, rates. rai OF
,tnamer " BBs cut Rate Ticket once 3O7 Broad WY
near Duane baggage checked sleepers reserved
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11
Bodr0 an0 Rooms.

A VERY handsome front room in Il small
~ private family gentlemen only, Nith rcierence
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

New and Elegantly Furnished Rooms, modern
~ cOnyCniencca class table attendance; moderate
Tatc9. 49, aud 30 East @lsi ST., Grancrcy Park.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

pleasant large and ball rooms, excellent
board. moderate pTlccs ~ West Tenh.st, INN.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

EAST 2oTH- STA suite of rooms with
% private bath roam; breakfast II desired rooms for
ti~rn0n en- ri d OF
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-11

EH2 MADlSON-AYE.-Han second
100 floor, with private bath AID attendance private
fahln refCronCoa
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-09-23
Remembered Him,

One day Judge Neckelson went
fishing. Becoming tired and hungry,
on his way home. he stopped at cabin
near the roadside and thus addressed
an old negro man who came to the gate:
How are you, old man!
POLY, sab; how is it wild yersef?"
81 am hot, hungry, dusty, and thirsty.
Can you do anything for me?"
"N@ sah."
Cent you give me some water?"
NO, sah."
Il see that you have a well back
there"
~Yas, de wells dar."
Then why can't get some water?"
Il ook er heah, Jedge. Yourself
tn INKS dat L doan know yer, but does.
L wuz er witness in yer cou't de uder
week an yer let one O. dem lawyers
cross-question me an ketch me in er
lie. Dat want no way ter treat or
stranger in de town. Vas, sab, sot
right dar an let dat blame lawyer buze
me like want q citizen o. dis heah
county. Use had it in fur yer cher
since dat time an i wants ter tell yer
whuts er fack, ef yer gifts any water
outen dat we'll it'll be airter yer's had
de hardest fight er white man eber
had. "-ArkaaSato Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-09-23
Americas Billions.

The total wealth OF this country, now
the richest in the world, is reported at
S43, 500, 900, 900, in population of 50,-
900, 900, with total of II, 500, 900 pro-
ducers, says Rey, Or. Behrends. An
enormous Sum in the aggregate, repre-
senting, however, the Accommodations OF
$50 years, much of it in land, build
ings, and machinery.
An equal division would give to each
man, woman, and child a capital of
only $50, much of it relatively worth
less TO the individual owner, or 81, 500
to each producer. The latter sum
represents the limit of average wealth
attainable. There is no more to be
had.
The same result is emphasized in
analysing the annual production. The
most careful estimates place this at
$40, 900, 100000 annually. From this
must be deducted 500, 900, 900 paid in
taxes, 81, 800, 600, 900 to make good the
annual wear and tear of the means of
production, leaving $4,000, 00O,0 900 to
be divided among 10000, 900 consum-
ers, without allowing anything for in
terest or invested capital or for it's
increase. Allowing five per cent. for
these, the net production is reduced to
So, 725, 900, 900.
Throwing capital out of the account,
there is only $3.50 year for each in
habitaIt, or Sl15 if capital is entitled
to dividend-an average of thirty-one
to forty-four cents a day.
Forty cents a day must suffice, on
the average, to feed, clothe and shelter
the people of this country. Or, di-
viding the actual production among
the actual workers, the average in
come will be between 1927 and $475 a
year.
Three hundred and fifty dollars q
year must buy bread, raiment. pay
house rent, and provide q margin for
saving in every family of three per-
sons; SO day is far above the average
income that the productive energy of
the country can pay. He who secures
it belongs to the privileged classes,
with many, perhaps, above him, but
many more below him; and every man
belongs to the bloated plutocracy,
against whom socialism urges it's cru
SADIE, who owns 80, 500 worth of proper
ty. or who receives more than $500 year
for his work.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-09-23
A Bulgarian Hercules.

In the Bulgarian village of Ostrova,
correspondent of the Freie Presse
witnessed the exploits of rustic ath-
lete who could make his fortune in
any North American circus. He snap
ped an inch tow by passing one loop
over his neck and shoulders, and the
other around his Bonded knee, and
then Strengthening out with an effort
that turned his forehead into clump
of wrinkles. With an end Of the same
tow he then got hitch around sixty
pound chunk of limestone, and. after
giving it few pendulum swings, whirl-
ed it around his head like slungshot.
A boy attendant then handed him a
stone Jug of the heaviest caliber. which
he wrapped up in shawl, and Gnu *
ed between his crossed arms and his
chest.
Will you pay for it if break it?"
he asked, after giving the bundle a
preliminary hug.
Coppers dropped in from oil sides,
stoneware collapsed like an egg-shell.
Samson next seized n wheelbarrow by
the end of the handles.
w no Will give me q nor1n IL l. let
him sit in here and lift this thing the
way hold it?"
No one seeming disposed to volun-
teer, Samson made his boy get aboard
and hold the limestone rock between
his knees. Selling the barrow at the
very extremity of the handles, he rails
ed it clean off the ground, held it out
at arms length for at least five Sec
ands, and then lowered it without al
lowing tie front end to tip single
inch. He item produced n large grain
sack, and offered to bag any fellow
man i'll less than ten minutes for bet
of five against two forms. A broad
shouldered raitsman accepted the
challenge on condition that the mata-
dor should refrain from using his
clenched fists. A ring was formed,
and the raftsman proved a tough GUS
toner, but in spite of all his kicking
aud bracing the champion finally got
lock-grip around his arms, and in
the next moment ensacked his person
from head to heels, amidst the thun-
dering plaDdits of the rustic specta-
tors
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-09-23
The Right Man.

Two weIl-known Dakota politicians
were talking of the various candidates
for territorial delegate in Congress.
Said one:
Il think Col. limerick is the man for
u.s."
at don't hardly seem to me that he
is qualified for it."
Il didn't think he was once, but / do
now. You know how good a game
playa
al know how good it is several hun
dred dollars worth, Major"
ayes, that's SO. Well, / know how
good a one Col. limerick plays several
thousand dollars worth !"
rs that so? Then should think he
was the man for delegate"
You're just right he is, and if we
send him, when the regular series of
poker games between the various ter
ritorial delegates is organized at Wash
ington next winter Col. limerick will
be heard from. They say Montana is
going TO send Con. Dufunny, and you
know the reputation he's got, so it be.
hooves us to see that we are represent
ed by man we won't have to blush
for and keep sending money to all The
time. "-Esteliine Bell.
Il
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-09-23

v.s o~ . nd S0d iSnsS 10 Sss1 &
consequence Of tho high wind washed mp 10
the base Of the oli6, IL left In reoeding. Q
wide strip Of sandy beach on which could
walk with ease, since l had taken the pre-
had no cause TO fear wetting my feet; 80
descended from the summit OF the olin, where
had been standing. and walked along close
10 the waters edge, though sometimes, when a
sea heavier than usual broke, IL came rushing
toward me 80 rapily that stood nearly knee
deep IN water, and was obliged to exert all my
strength to keep my foothold
This however, enjoyed, and walking along
needless of the passing time, found ut length
that If wished to get back before the now fast
all the speed could i had, it soon appeared,
miscalculated my distance and discovered that
TO return to the beach was out of the qucs-
ton. / therefore looked out for convenient
spot whereupon to scale the cliffs, and again
to gain the summit from which / had do
seconded This was not 80 easy as expected
l could find no easy place of access. The
cliffs were like perpendicular walls, in some
places even leaning outward, while the Shiny
seaweed, with which they were covered, would
have rendered it extremely difficult to main
tain foothold, even at a considerable angle
shoreward But there was no time to lose
already the incoming waves rose to the height
Of two feet, while they dashed against the
solid rock with such force as to send the salt
spray half way TO the summit / was wet To
the skin, land at intervals, each minute grow
ing less distant blinde and half suffocated
by the showers of spray. With desperate
energy Isprang upon jutting ledge about four
feet high, and clinSing TO the seaweed, some
times tearing 1t out by the roots, and digging my
nails into the interstices of the rock, / sue
ceeded at length in gaining such q height "a
enabled me to keep clear of the spray save
when a wave broke against the cliff with more
than ordinary force. Ii was now quite dark,
and my situation was critical in the extreme,
but, fortunately, l CHANGED TO discover one of
those narrow, zigzag natural lodges by which
the coast-guardmen, used to the cliffs from
childhood, may be- seen clambering like cats,
apparently without foothold, up the steepest
precipices. AT another time / should have
shrunk from making the attempt to reach the
summit of the cliffs in this manner, for the
slightest stumble would have sent me headlong
on to tho rocky beach, and death would have
been inevitable. But necessity nerved me
with courage, and clinging with desperate
tenacty TO the shiny weed. and to every jut-
ting point of rock, managed to ascend several
yards, when the ledge became wider, and the
ascent more easy.