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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
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your soul had body in it.
If life will bear examination in
every hour of it, it is pure indeed.
If any one says i'll of you, let your
life be so that none will believe him.
lie who strives after long and
pleasant form OF life must seek to at
tain continued equanimity.
eve never see tear in the eye"
says a celebrated writer. but we are re-
minded OF a warm heart"
Whatever else We neglect, let us
keep up the habit of communion with
God. Prayer is the key to the position.
The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer,of Bourbon,
Ind, says: Both myself and wife owe
our lives TO SHLoH's CONSUMPTION
CURE. Biery, Neissport, and Thomas,
Lehighton.
Are you made miserable by indiges-
tion, constipation, dizziness, loss of ap-
petite, yellow skin? Shiloh's Nitalizer
is a positive cure. Sold at Thomas
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Why will YOU cough when Shiloh's
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mouth sol by Blery, WelsspoFt, ana
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If a man empties his nurse into his
head, no man can take it away from
him. An investment in knowledge al
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Let every man take care how he
speaks and writes Of honest people, and
not set down at a venture the first thing
that comes uppermost.
The man who is suspicious lives in
constant state of uuhanpiness. If
would be better for his peace of mind to
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
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PATENTS

obtained for Inventors In the United States
Canada and Europe. at reduced rates. with
our principal Office located in Washington
directly opposite the United States Patent
OMce, we are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness ami de
spatch ana at less cost than other patent at
torneys who are at distance Tom Wash.
ngion, and who have. therefore, to employ
associate attorneys" We make preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as to IA.
tentability, free Of charge. and all who are
interested IN new inventions and Iatents are
invited to send for n copy OF our 'Niuide fpI
obtaining Patents,n which Is sent free tC
any address, aud contains COM lete instruc
.tiOus how to obtain patents and other valua.
bic matter We refer to the German Amer.
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tions. at Washington Hon. Jos. Casey, late
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Ohcials of the u. 5 Patent Once, and to
senators ana Members OF Congress iIoW
every state.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER& CO., So
licitors of Patents and Attorneysat LIE,
Droit Building WAsHIHeToN, -. q,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
A Remarkable Esoane

Mrs. Mary \. Daley, of Tunkhan-
mock, Pa, was afflicted for six years
with asthma and bronchitis, during
which time the best physicians could
give no relief. Her life was desraired
of, until in hast October she procured a
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery.
when immediate relief was felt, and by
continuing its use for short time she
was completely cured, gaining in flesh
80 lbs in few months.
Free trial bottles OF this certain cure
of all threat and lung diseases atThomas
drug store. Large size, 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
MISCELLANEOUS.

jay Gould says that the demands
on his charity from strangers foot up
an average of one million dollars per
week. No one asks for less than five
thousand dollars and the majority want
seventy-five thousand.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

"My mother is eighty-threc years of
age, and for years has suffered greatly
with rheumatism In fact she was quite
helpless, being unable to move about
the house. a lady friend induced her
to try DIR. David Kennedy's Favoriie
Remedy. She did SO and found almost
immediate relief The power OF this
medicine to do good extends to all ayes
and wide range Of complaints. You
cannot possibly regret having pur-
chased IT.. Remember that rheumatism
cannot be cured externally.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
Tonight and Tomorrow Night

and each day and night during the week,
you can find at Biery's, Weissport, and
Thomas, Lehighton, Kcmp's Supposa-
tories acknowledged to be the most sue
cessful treatment yet introduced for the
cure of piles. Old sufferers from this
distressing complaint are at once re-
lieved and in a short time a permanent
cure established. Check the disease in
time by using the most effective remedy.
Price SOC. Send address for pamphlet
ON pills. Box 295, lie Roy, n. Y. COW
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

The efficacy of DR., Walkers Vinegar
Bitters, in chronic dyspepsia, fevers,
nervous disorders, constipation, de.
iiciency of vital power, and all the mala-
dies affecting the stomach, liver, bowels,
pulmonary organs, or muscular system,
has been experienced by thousands.
The Bittcrs strikes at the root of these
diseases by toning the stomach and
cleansing the blood.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. One box has cured the
worst case Of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment. Itab-
serbs tumors, allays itching of the pri-
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt Of price, 81.
Williams Mfg. Co., Prop s.. Cleveland,
o. Sold at Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

-"-Will you miss me when I'm
gomez" sang Alfonso jn the parlor
NO" fiendishly whispered the old man
to himself around the corner of the
house; "and I'll try not to miss you
when you're going" he added as he
cooked his gun.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Pain and dread attend the use of most
are unpleasant as well as dangerous.
Ely's Cream Balm is safe, pleasant, cas-
jly applied with the finger, and a sure
cure. 1t cleanses the nasal passages
and heals the in1amed membrane giving
relief from the first application. soc.
was Il great sufferer from catarrh.
My nostrils were sensitive to dust; at
times the blood would run, and at times
| could hardly breathe. ! used Ely
Cream Balm. To-day l am living
witness of its efficacy. Peter Bruce,
farmer, Ithaca, n. !.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
BURDOCK BLOOD Buffers.
wEZAT Tg TTs

A strictly vegetable prepa-
ration, composed OF q choice
and skillful combination OF
Natures best remedies. The
discOveper does not claim 1t q
cure for all the ills, but boldly
warrants it cures every form
OF disease arising from g tor
pid liver, impure blood, dis
ordered kidneys, and where
there is q broken down condi-
tion Of the System, requiring q
prompt and permanent tonic,
it never fails to restore the
sufferer. Such is BURD0CK
BLOOD BITTERS. Sold by all
druggists, who are authorized
by the manufacturers to re-
fund the price to any pur~
chaser who is not benefited by
their use.
PRICE, @2.Oo- =.
FOSTER, HlLBURA & CO., Props,
BUFFALO. NEW YORK., -.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

An Albuquerque editor who eX-
pected a gang of lynchers to come for
him about the middle of the night took
himself to the cellar, leaving a pet griz-
zley bear in his place in bed. The
lynchers didn't bring any lights, but
made a plucky attempt to get the bear
out and lynch it, but gave it up after
three of them had lost an eye apiece,
two had suffered the loss of thumbs
chewed off and the other six were more
or less deprived of skin. That man now
has a tremendous reputation as fighter;
and the bear didn't mind the work one
bit.
Learned men tell us that in Latin
the word editor means ito eat" Int the
United States it means to scratch around
like blazes to get something to eat.
The men who are running paper
in States prison will be saved the both,
er of applications for places as editorial
writers by green college students. Wis.
exchange.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Senator Jones, of Nevada, is in luck
again, as he has a large interest in gold
mines in Douglas Island, Alaska, which
are yielding him two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars year.
Note shavers use soft soap entirely,
remember.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Almost miraculous are some of the
cures accomplished by the use Of Aver :
Sarsaparilla. In the case of h. l..
King, Richmond, Va, who suffered for
47 years with an aggravated form of
scrofula, Ayers SarsaparillI effected as
tonishing results.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

If your life is made burden owing to
blackhcads, pimples and other cruptions
on the face marring your beauty and
causing SO much chagrin, it is no longer
necessary to endure it. DR.. Flagg' 8
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt Of price,
20c. Williams Mfg. Co., Props.
Cleveland, o. Sold at Thomas drug
store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Sidney Smith said in his yestry, in
reference to block pavement proposed
to be built around ST. Paul's: "All you
have to do, gentlemen, is to put your
heads together and the thing is done"
Many men seek the truth; but tEcy
don't seem to give it away when they
find it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Antique furniture-the kind usual
ly found in printing Office.
The flower of the family is often the
latest TO rise.
The immediate delivery system
your money or your life.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

"A young man who has hcen for
eleven years bootblack in Castle Gar
den sent ont engraved invitations to his
wedding, which took place recently in
the Beth-IIameIrash Synagogue, New
York.
When you see a counterfeit coin on
the sidewalk always pick it up. You
are liable to be arrested if you pass it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
Strange Thnt Pennle w,l snnor

with dull feelings and the blues when
they can be so surely cured by simply
taking a few doses Of Simmons Liver
Regulator.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

"A man with noisy dog calls him
Tree" because all the bark is OH the
outside.
"A Toronto clergyman recently mar
ried his mother to her second husband.
An Omaha man adyertises for
buggy horse. What strange tastes some
people have.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
Not symptoms. but the Disease.

1t would seem to be truth appreci-
able by all, and especially by professors
of the healing art, that to remove the
disease, not to alleviate its symptoms,
should be the chief aim of medication.
Yet in how many instances do we see
this truth admitted in theory, ignored
in practice. The reason that llostctter's S
Stomach Btters is successful in so many
cases, with which remedies previously
tried were inadequate to cope, is attri-
butable to the fact that it is medicine
which reaches and removes the causes
of the various maladies to which it is
adapted. Indigestion, fever and aguc,
liver complaint, gout, rheumatism, dis
order of the bowels, urinary affections
anl other maladies are not paliated
merely, but rooted out by it. 1t goes to
the fountain head. 1t is really, not
nominally, a radical remedy, and it en-
dows the system with an amount of
vigor which is its best protection against
disease.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06

Bonanza Mackcy's wealth is esti-
mated at one hundred and eighty mil
lion dollars.
Lucy Hooper, says Nine. Patti, will
be tempted to America again in the near
future, with Yankee dollars.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-06
LEWIS H. REHRIG,
Slate Roofer.

REPAIRING promptly attended lu ut
shurt not ice sHd on reasonable terms.
WORK GUARANTEED.
Address: PRINCES Z. o., Carbon County,
IvLuY. ogS?g-ly,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27

Mrs. James Belt and daughter Of Win
chester, are visiting Mrs F. A. Ramey, of
Woodstock.
Miss Minnie Wood, of Spout Spring
Mill, Frederick county, Va, Is visiting
Mrs. Jas. II. Williams of this place.
Prof. c. =. Williams, Of Athens. Ga.
of the University OF Georgia, is visiting
his sister, Mrs. King at Van Buren, Fur
mace.
Capt. w. w. Roller, Of lIarrisonburg,
was visiting his friend, Robt. J. Walker,
of Woodstock. The Captain is very
pleasant gentleman, and his many warm
friends in This place are always glad to
sec him.
Mrs. !lallbaugh and Miss Annie Heller
neices Of Mr.. John Wiley and Miss Grace
Hallbaugh grand-neicc Of Mr.. Wiley, Of
Lancaster, Pa, are visiting the latter at
his home in this place. This is the first
time Mr. Wiley has seen them for twenty
years.
Rev. Cyrus DilenbacLcr, native Of
this place, bnt now Of Pittsburg, Pa, il
visiting Mr.. Geo. W. Miley. lie Is accom-
panied by his wife and children. H'
preached on Sunday evening in the Re
formed church to a large congregation.
Miss Minerva lIeadly, Of Lebanon
Church. and Miss Annie lleadley, OF
Frederick county, who have been visiting
Mrs. NJ. :. Hoover, Of this place, left
on Tuesday for their homes. This ac-
counts for the long faces and gloomy looks
| Of some of our young men.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27
HARRISVILLE ITEMS.

Mr.. John T. Shillingburg, accompanied
by his wife, is now visiting this place
They will return soon to her residence,
Powells Fort.
Mr.. G. W. Snarr, near this place, had
also the misfortune OF losing a fine COW, on
Tuesday of last week. She broke her
left hind leg badly and, OF course, to re-
lieyc her from her pain c. W. penltrated
her head with a bullet.
DIR. S. S. Painter, near this place, lost a
very fine COW, on Thursday the 18th inst
She wanted to take both dinner and sup
per at one time so "a TO save breakfast
next morning, and sure enough she did
accomplish her ends. She ate too much
wheat-two bushels.
DIR. Wolyerton, residing about two miles
northwest of this place, willie working
in the mountains last week, sawa mon
strous large animal which excited him
terribly, and caused him to come ont oil
the mountain. lie conveyed some very
large pebbles to the mouth Of the den
and Gagged the animal. lie then selected
n band of brave heroes, well armed, with
Mr.. Benchuf, their Captain, and Mr..
Samuel Fetzer with his team to haul the
animal. When they reached the place
where the animal was. they rolled the
stone away and DIR. Fetzer shot, and what
do you presumed he killed : A big ground
hog.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27

On Friday night, of last week, the cele-
brated Sciota Valley Band turned ont to
serenade number of charming young
ladies'. visitors at the residences of Dr..
Geo. w. Magruder, Mr.. VIM. II. Bargelt
and Mr.. NJ. b. S. Hoover. At each point
the Band went quietly into position and
at the signal from the base drummer, a
we'll known young druggist, they struck
up and sy Joe such music has never
been heard upon the streets of this town
before. Just imagine all the boiler makers
Of the world at work, all the railroad
trains of creation running into each other
aud then the final dissolution of nature,
the wreck of worlds and the crash OF
matter and you can form some faint idea
Of thus music. After finishing the piece
the celebrated orator from the hills
of the Sciota Valley was brought
forward and introduced by promi
nent young lawyer. Although oyeI
powered by his feelings and being cal
most too full for utterance," he made one
of the most touchingly beautiful addresses
it has ever been our misfortune to hear
Long will be remembered the pathetic
illusions to the "hills of the beautiful
Sciota Valley and coasts Of Madagascar
Although Bob. Letch, viii, Milt, Jack and
others were in the band the best Of order
prevailed, and when through with th'
serenade they dispersed quietly to theil
respective roosts, leaving nothing behinC
them but the memory Of lots Of innocen
fun. So much real, pure, hearty laughing
has not been heard in Woodstock forl {
| long, long time.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27
The Cycling Tourists.

The approaching bicycle tour, which
will pass though here Sept. Eth, is eXcit-
ing much comment. Thore are so many
injuries made to Mr.. y. b. Schmiit, Road
master for the Valley, that he tells us he
cannot undertake to reply to them all
Nearly all the Valley papers have pub
lished notices of the event and some have
given the program entire. Through the
courtesy Of Mr.. S. we are enabled to give
below the last rerisod Valley schedule,
which has not yet appeared in print
There is now no doubt that - to 100 men
on bicycles and tricycles will pass through
here Friday, Sept. Eth, about noon. Let
those Of our readers who wish to see the
sight be on the lookout, but do not block
ade the road with teams or fractions
horses. There is some talk of having a
road race, but that is not decided.
VALLEY PROGRAM.
Tuesday, Sept. 1l.-Leave Stanton
1890 A. NJ; arrive at lIarrisonburg 3 =. NJ.
Wednesday, Sept. i5.-Leave Harrison
burg Q A. NJ. New Market, dinner; Luray
supper
Thursday Sept. lGth.-Visit Luray Cav
erns and return TO New Market for night
Friday, Sept l7th.-Leave New Market
DAM: Woodstock. dinner; Winchester
supper and night
Saturday, Sept. l5th.-Leave Winches
ter 9 A. NJ; (branch OIL TO Martinsbnrg
Charlestown, dinner; IIarper's Ferry. dis
hand for homes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27

Recently a number of gentlemen met at
Gordonsville and formed the Piedmont
Fruit Growers Association, the object OF
which is to stimulate the planting, cult
walton and shipment Of fruit, TO place all
its members IN possession of the necessary
information concerning these, and TO
secure concert Of action. Quite large
number of farmers and others have joined
the association, and it is still steadily
growing. This is just what the people OF
Shenandoah need. Why not have it at
once Would it not be a good plan for all
interested in thsimportant matter to meet
in Woodstock during the coming exhibl'
ton or fair Of the Shenandoah Agrieul'
tural Socity and organize Who viii
make the START We surely have enough
progressive, go.ahead farmers and fruit
growers in Shenandoah who will take hold
aud push such an important enterprise
Don't wait tor some other person to make
the first move. DO il yourself
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27

10y FIRE. together with all its contents, ex-
cept cooking stove and few other
small articles which were gotten out. Mr.
Eainger aud his wife were in Eastern Viz
pinia on visit to Mrs. Eninger's home,
and there were no persons in the house
except two colored boys who had been
employed to sleep in the house at night.
1t IL thought the fire must have been the
work of an incendiary, rs no fire, not
even lamp had been lighted during the
night by the boys, and the fire was first
discovered ia the front part of the main
building, while the boys were sleeping IN
the l..
Mr.. Messicks loss is estimated At about
5000, upon which We understand there
was some insurance in the East Rocking
ham Insurance Company the amount
unknown.
Mr.. Enlnger's loss will reach about $500
npon which there was 10 insurance.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1886-08-27
EpINRURG NOTES.

Closing slippers out at Baltimore cost
at c. P. Wightmau's.
Miss Lizzie Spengler, Of strasburg, IS at
Mrs X. w. Burkes.
Miss Lizzie MclnturA, of strasburg, it
visiting Miss Yerda Boehm.
Misses Jennie Lupton and Annie Belle
Borden, of Lebanon, this county, are Wis
iting Rev. II. Tallhelm's family
Misses Laura Cunningham and May Best
of Hope, Frederick county, are visiting
Mr. J. 4. Rnker
our old friends. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. r
Cooper, formerly Of this place bnt lately
Of Mines, Page county, Va, are in town
visiting friends and relatives.
Highest market prices paid for all pro-
duce at c. +. Wightman's.
The ghost has not been seen for one
week. Who will be the next one to see
him
Go to G.. =. Wightman's at once and
buy largo shoet-iron dish pan for 10 cts
or for - cents.
Two cows, belonging to Dr. j. Below
and Mr.. James Sommers, were killed 10y
the east-bound mail train on Friday, Of
last week, between the big cut and the
depot at this place.
A large stock Of ladies', gents, Misses
and children's shoes Just received at c. T.
Wightman's.
A little daughter Of Mr.. John Ludwig
about seven years old, had one Of her fin
gers badly mashed while playing with
some other children at an apple mill. IT
was first reported that the child's emit re
hand was so badly mangled and crushed
as to require amputation, but we are glad
TO say that such is not the case.
Palmyra Sunday School will have pic
mic near Daniel Bowman's, on the river
at Old Bethel, on Saturday, Sept. llth.-
Rev, John II. Barney and wife with othel
speakers will be present Refreshments
of all kinds will be sold cheap on the
grounds for the benefit Of the Sunday
School
On Friday night, the Goth inst, Mr..
Daniel Latimcr Grove died at his father
residence, in this place, after a short but
severe illness of about two weeks Of ~
phoid fever. Thus at the early age Of -
years, months and days, passed away
one of our most promising aud popular
young men. For several years past h,
has been travelling for the large Baltimore
drug firm Of VIM. II. Brown & Bro, il
which business his obliging disposition
polite manners and thorough knowledge
of his work made him very successful
The saddest part Of this sad death was The
fact that he was to have been married in
October next 10 Miss Katie Carson, m
attractive and most ostimable lady o
Baltimore. The griefstricken lady ar
rived in time TO be present at his funera
on Sunday, at l0o'clock, A. VI. The heart
felt sympathy Of our entire community
are extended 10 the bereaved family.