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The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17
ELECTION PROCLAMATION.
By tAs 1Dl-I Of c1ua:y commissioners.
osn.ral Election. Tuesday. November
2. 1856.
2.1css.

Notice is hereby given hat on Tues
day the 2ud. day of November. 1856. at
the several Election preciucts (h-r-in
alter narnedl in the County of ko.
a General Election will be held for the
following nautj State, District. : ouuty
aud Township officers. Which Election
shall be opeued not later than s O'Clock,
A. N. aud shall continue open until 6
O'Clock p. II. Of said day.
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sEYusHAilc STATE ileEIi


@~~@
For ooJsrnoF.
JEwErT W. ADAMS.
Of Storey.
For observation-disclosures.
THOMAS J. BELL.
Of Nys.
For Congress.
J. II. MCMILLAN.
OF Humboldt.
For Justice Of the SUR, me Court,
c. II. BELkNAr.
Of ormsby.
For Sta Treasurer.
JERRY SCHOOLING,
OF wsShoe.
Tor Secretary Of SITE.
JOHN I BRADY,
Of Store.
Ter state Controller.
X. SADLER,
VI Eur,ka.
Tor Acknowledged.
J. F. BOILER.
of E.merslIa.
For survcyur-G"nsrai.
5. II. DAY,
OF o m.Ly.
For 'l-rk Of tn Surrrm- Co RI.
JOHN y, KEENAN,,
Of White Zine.
For ststc Priuicr.
HENRY DUFFY.
81 stor.y.
For Superintendent { Public Instruction.
A. T. KAYE.
e Eurc q.
To- pistrir Iudg'-.
A. l.. FITZGERALD.
o. uIrka,
II 7. CRESSwELI..
Of Lander.
II. RIvES.
Of EuickA.
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Draining A Specially.
HTcE OF ADMINISTRATORS
SALE OF REAL ESTATE Ar
PUBLIC h4C..0N.

NOTICE Is UEWFBY GIVEN THAT N
N rur-uNure 81 a" "r i"r" i til" hsrIri
Court Of the Four h Judi isl District n the
Stat" uf N-vsds. ~ hul Tor the county ~ l.
ko. IA ,d- tho nth day q >Epr' MBEI. i-sG.
In the matter ~ the estate Of nT"UrE II
~SHErn'Hp, p-Cess"d. III. unabridged the
Admiuis'rstur uI suid -. Air. viii .,ll NJ pub-
&c ]suctl"u. st the ofi,- Of Eus--l 4 Bradley.
Ia the Town sud County 81 Ek". State IL
Nevada. 10 the highest Lidd'r fr Gosh. lawftI
money " the 4. =. srh subject 10 c"unrua.
ton by -,id District Court. on w~CpSESpAY.
the SDih day - OCToB' ". l.~s II l!u'lEk
NJ, all The right, ute. tate e,t snI rstaic II III
said GEoW"E II. Dec N-'d. ~ the
lime Of his = ia. aDi al the night. title aud
inicfrst that thu sAil '-tAtr h,s by prrniion
OF iAH or otherwise acquired. other iLNn. or Ia
addition ~ hist ~ -riI latest Il" 80 the uur u
h death. IA aud to those certain lot. = rr,r
or itIcts q IIul lyinR being aud SITUATED Ia
ElIo ouuty. Stat - y y,ls. uu the S.u.h
Forl uf tHr Uu.ntoIIt river th-r.iu. s]uuuIr..
iug whsi d, cumInuHly ADrgu A. ~h'ph. =
Ranch, a Il more particular } described - BE-.
Ing ia" =. q. Of the \ " : and the ". . 9TH.
T. = 81 section -. and the ". = Of y. O..
=. and the y. y al ~. y Of Scrttur L.. ali
ia TnVns'ir u RAug". - y Also h. V.
= Of y. =. -: &C Ia 81. TovushIp 81 y.
Range, IS T.. Dr-i al -Ti,-n.e ~ purchaser.
JOiS u .ApLEY.
Ad.0ini-tr.'ur ~ the r.t.ts
Of Ge". H. shepherd. Deceased.
Dated e. o sept. Is. Ia,G.
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TREASURER
For the office Of
LSESsoR

4. ". Hesson OF Elko, the present in.
eumbsnt, was placed in nomination, and
as Abe il known to almost every nun.
woman and child in the county. it is un-
necessary 10 give him an introduction.
His record as an Assessor is an enviable
one, and the SPLENDID financial con-
dition Of the county and low rate Of
taxation ::are largely due to hin careful
aud efficient work in the Assessors Of
hoe,
For
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17
STATE OFFICERS.

Congressman. Governor, Lieutenant
Governor. Justice Of Supreme Court,
State Treasurer. Secretary of State,
State Controller. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. Sur
veyor-Geuernl, Clerk Of supreme Court.
State Printer. Superintendent of Public
Instruction. three District Judges.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17

W" approve the notion OF the Demo-
critic House of Congress in fnrfriiimg
and restoring to the public dumain for
horne>teadS Tor actual settlers nrnrly -
hundred millions OF srrrs II unrnrued
Ltnds b nto'ore gnntcd by Republican
Congresses to railroad corpnrn:IOns. md
We also approve the net preventing
alien ownership Of lnrXc tiacts OF public
lands in the United States.
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COUNTY IFFIL. RS.

Senator. three Assemblymen. Sheriff,
Clerk, Treasurer, Assessor. Recorder.
District Attorney. Commissioned Hong
terml, Commissioner [shOTt term I.
Superintendent OF Schools, County
Surveyor, Public Administrator.
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ATTORNEY
For long term
COMMISSIONER

No msn in the county IS more eompe-
tent than Mart Smith. OF Tu +cnrora,
Who is o amember of the Board. Mr..
Bmith is q thorough business man, we'll
acquainted With the duties Of the Office
and his former experience in Office has
made him thoroughly competent to in.
form the duties of Que OF the most re.
spousibls Offices in tho county.
For short tern
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For
road Sr1nxInR

Bea Tatss haas them all a. "a eAeer.
and viii do - on 1scton day ~ the
polls.
For
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17

Generous provision, State and Cou"-
IT,, should lie made for the support Of
public schools. They are established
or The benefit Of all or people and
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should Be maintain. d entirely fire. from
religious or political bias We believe
in thorough aud efficient school super
vision. anil arr in favor of such ~lesi>la-
ton as will best promote the education.
al interest VI our State.
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vision, anil arr in favor nf such lesi>ls-
ton as will best promote the education.
al interest VI our State.
XIV.
The depression Of our mining inter
ests, n proniu-nt factor in our revenue
resources. n ceSsitStes the s~iIicieSt econ
ouiy in All branches OF our government.
both State and County. and We demanc
Of all Of our public officers that NIL
possible rrtrrnchm-nis L.. mA,ie "ou
siSt-nt With the proper Discharge Of the
duties OF their several oiises.
XIV.
In common with the Democracy Of
the country We express our sympathy
with ireland II her great struggle for
HOME Rule. The friends Of Liberty
throughout tn" wnrlA are deeply in.r-
rested IA the effort. which the support
ers Of Gladstone and Pa nell are nov
making. to give the right to govern
themselves IL the lonS.Suffrring Aui
greatly wr"nP-h lri>h people and We
sine rely hope the struggle Of Irrlani
for her just rights shall be crowned
with complete SUCCESS.
RESOLVED. Thrt in common with the
Democracy Of the whole country We
sincerely lament the luss o. the late
Vice President -! the Unit Il State,
Thoml~ \ Hendricks. the hnunrrd and
trusted lrai-r. WHOSE coucili tony conn
sci and Tu'rioric teachings have brcnm,
the common hrIi az at "ur Comuu"I
c. trv. We also profoundly Il rlnr,
that during "a br.-i prIiol ~ time ih'
nation. and particularly tn Democratic
party. has suffered thu los, o. -four o,hrl
eminent cit ZruS III the prisons % ths
gallant iradrr. George u. Mcclellan
the pure and wise >ttreSwun. ii"Tlii'
seymour, III. superb her . Grnrr.
Winfield Set; II ,ncnck. aud more rr
Gently the dennis" "f the di~crruirl
Statesman. ~nGa'inuS coun~-l0r aud prl
found poIitIca. phllo -opEer, Samurl J
Tiideu.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17

President Cleveland in his wise con-
sentative aud patriotic adj minisirItGun
oil our public ~"ifaIrs. both luIei.r ana
domestic, challenges cur higu,st ad-
mira ION, excel t III following tu GrHlrn
path u! has X publican predecessor,
and the pO.Icy Ui Tho Republican party
Oh the SILVER question. IN disTrg ri O.
the cherished principles OF thu National
DeiuocrAtIc DIRTY.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17

d Casper, Of Wells, was placed in
nomination, and Dc he is well known
throughout the county and has never
before appeared in the political field AS
q candidate for Office, he will poll the
full strength Of his party.
For the legal Office Of
DISTINCT ATTORNEY
H. A. HArVille, Of T~uScarora, received
tho nomination. and being an old resi-
dent OF the county aud we'll acquainted
Observation-Disclosures and brotdth there
OF, having served one term as Assessor,
he will make a successful IL aud serve
che county for the next two years as
District Attorney.
For long term
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17
XI.

We commend the policy Of the present
Administration in strictly enforcing the
tariff laws, the ben fetal effect of which
Is so happily illustrated 10y tn" fact
TINT the great wool growing Industry Of
the country receives more protection
o by collecting the whole import du.
It's on wool, thnu IL did under the HIGH
tariff Of 1867 under the prnciice by Re.
publican oficinIs Of letting foreign wool
slip through onr custom houses al less
than one half Of sail duties.
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AsSHBLYNES

The names of Isaac wiseman. a
we'll known rsncher of Clover Valley
who Is = man Of scrupuloUs honesty and
integrity, J. H.NeViu, an employs Ot
the Central Puci6; Railroad Company
aud . resident Of G ,diu. anil Isaac n.
Sherwood. = resident Of Mardis who
LoIds the office Of Justice OF the Peace,
we're placed in nomination. and as rep
TeSenIing the various sections Of tue
county they are men who will look we'll
to the interests vi Elk county in the
next Assembly.
For the important Office Of
sHERIFF
A. J. Dallas, OF Tuscarora- was plac-
ed in nomination. Mr.. Dallas is not II
chronic Office seeker. as this is the trsI
time he has appeared before the people
seeking u public Office. He has been a
resident Of the county for fifteen years
and 10 one who W II make q determined
and fearless officer.
For the reponsible Office Of
COUNTY cLELK
A. G. DAwley Of Elko, who has served
tSo terms in that office, was placed i'll
nomination. AMI it Is universally con-
coded that he has made a faithful
aud efficient officer during his in
.cumb-ney. and there is no doubt Of his
reelection.
Gor custodian OF the eIchequer as
TREASURER
HI Byrne, Of EIko was considered
the man for the place aud nominated
without opposition. Mr.. Byrne served
one term in the Assembly and is known
20 be . good BUSINESS man we'll qualih-
cd for the position and being we'll known
throughout the county he stands a good
chance Of being the next county Treas
urer.
For the Office Of
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XIT

In behalf Of the mining industry Of
his state end Of the mircr-ib. Pic.
hcei OF civilization on this Const- ns
well as Of The whole people OF Nevada
We earnestly recommend tn the au.
thoriti's ut Washington the immediate
opening aud permanent running ot the
United States Mint ut Carson 'itr, 10
the end that our miueR may bc relieved
from the unnecessary aud ]burdcusome
eHpenc OF shipping their bullion three
thousand miles away for market. aud we
hereby commend tho efforts Of Senator
Fair TO accomplish this result.
YIN
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1886-10-17
COMMISSIONER

The Convention selected Charles Lamp.
man, OF Glover Valley, whose long re.
sidence in the county and we'll known
integrity are evidences that tho welfare
Of this community will be intrusted 10
safe hands In the election OF Charles
Lampman =. County Commissioner.
For che educational position Of
SUPERINTENDENT OF scHooLs
J. l.. Keysey. Of Elko. was selected as .
mar Who, having children Of his own
70 be educated, will take q deep inter.
est In the educational interests Of tho
county. Mr.. Keyrer is at present Jus.
tios Of the PsaoO Of Elko Township, and
Enough MT . practical teacher IN
Sompstsnt 10 perform the duties Of this
.Omos % important to tho rising genera.
laon.
For she once Of
1uBLio ADHiSIsra
No moro competent and conscientious
man thAu Stanley Rigsby. Of EIko,
sould have been named, and though
che once IL not = lucrative ono IL is bur.
Asnsd With many responsibilities, aud
SsquiTss such = man as stsaiey Riesby
VIE Will " elected without 9 doubt.
IN ihis township NO have for
SusTIos or TEE PEACE
l.. = Morgan. The present Treasurer,
vho knows By experience how to con.
daet . court, having hell tho Office in
Californis In su early day when II re-
auissd Asrvs Esd dsdsion Of character.
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I'LL

We demand OF the Admin istr4tion. at
Washington, that 1t shall second IA.
eflnits oi the Democratic Repre- 1T.
tivrs III Congress to give Ii perp!,
Zee coinage Of sllvr r, nuiw
h. formidable COIN bIuaIip .AiaI
between the gold rings. nat
AMI the National Republican party TO
maintain the single, gold = tnndari
The action o the ~l;epIUiIc.lu party in
CGliolnsa III REFUSING IL Insert a ri
plank IN their p,utIJr.u. deserves It.,
condrmn:ng Of Iuu ~. eT.prudu ing
people o! tn '..".ns Zee tLs OI the Pa,
citic Coast.
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V

We indorse the policy of applying the
surplus IN tie national Treasury. ~, last
as It may n~ccumuinte, TO the payment
oi the National debt, retiring ~ rapidly
ns Practicable the national bank cIrcu-
itIi"n, aud the direct issue by the ma.
tlonaI government Of lrS.l tender trrns.
ury notes. gold aud silver ON and coin
certificates.
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DEMOCRATIC COUNTY TICKLT.

-.-. "
For Seusto-.
f. +. HARDESTY.
OF Wells.
For As-~mhlymen.
ISAAC wISENAS,
OF Glover Valley.
II. NEvEN.
of CarIin
ISAAC y SHERWOOD.
u Maids.
Fo- sheriff.
A. J.. DALLAS.
Of Tuscan
FrCI-rt.
A. G. DAwLEY.
Of El.o.
For Treasurer.
II. l.. BYRNE.
OF ElSo.
70 As .-or.
A. W. HESSON.
Fer IL. order.
DAVE CASPER.
Of Wells.
ror District Aitor' 80.
Ii. A. HARyILLE.
Of TuscArvra.
For Commissioner. tiong ternl
MART. SMITH.
81 ru-.a.oA.
For Comm'''ioncr. fshrrt isrmI
CHARLES LAMPMAN,
Of Cover Vail ,.
For Superintendent 81 Sch oils.
j. l.. REYSEIt,
OF EIk".
Tr County surveyor.
For Public Ndmi i..ratr.
STANLEY EIGSBY,
Of kIko.
DEMCcRATIC TOWNSHIP TICyEI
For fu- Ic' of the Tc,ce.
l.. T. MORGAN.
For Constable.
For II al sup uisp
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We arrGign the Republican party be-
fore the bar OF an enlightened public
opinion for Its high crime comm tied
against the public peace, and against
the best Interests Of the white luburiny
cInsSes OF both sexes, by its inviting
aud encouraging the influx OF ASiniic
hordes To our shores under treaty thu.
lationS nnd und' r the crazy party shit
boleth Of The Fnthrrhool OF God aud
the brotherhood of Nau," until there
are planted among the people Of the
Pacific States and Territories, like 80
many leeches sucking the life blood OF
onr substance. one hundred aid fifty
thousand Chinese coolies.
VI.
We demand the immediate abrngation
OF the ~Bu'lingnm- treaty, md the to.nl
suppression Of Chinese immigration to
American soil, and We favor legislation
providing for the deportation of all
Chinese in the United Stats, and ".
recommend the exclusive patronage OF
white labor aud its products.
VII.
The introduction by Senator Fair OF
his Chinese R.striction Bill md his
success IN passing the same deserves
the approval Of the entire people OF the
Pacific Coast.
VIII.
A proper regard for the welfare Of the
w~orkingman being in~rplrnhIy con.
nect'd with the integrity Of our ]iustitu-
tions. The lHhoring classes should he
protected III ihrir Efforts prncnbly To
"sseit their rights when endangered toy
"gereEnted cap tai. or 10y the importation
OF foreigners ard aliens under contract
t" perform labor. or toy the Involuntary
or other labor If Cinnamon.
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THE GdAT lEGLlSH REMEDY!

~ sNrr.fsilinK
cue for Nsr Ous De-.
bi'i ,, Sem nal Wssf-
Ia =. ~hiIhust',l Vi
ta!Ity Sp, TiIs'o hrA
MANHOOD.
mi "i' nry, lrp-ta.
'prThu q. PsrAl Ill.
~ oil the terubI.
effects ~ self abuse,
youthful i~uiii-s aud
-ir 'ssrs In uIaturcr
, -. -ucu lUr- "a
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A'".u. ta~-U,usIr, ..,..ur Emlr iuus. Aver
zion 10 ruvI"iy at u''ss - VI, en-, Spt.r- n,
thr H'Al. D." 'iiHi fuiI prs-iua unnh.-ry.d In
TIA rriue. iNCkS~ : IL ~DRISKIS8 IN.
7 'NICNriNG IlQUOi~. sud other CIsra,o.
that i'Ai To inca Ity aud drAth.
De. VI 1fE. Who r. kEgTt.U puIstCtIS
~''EAuIATt 90 tIE lSNE -iTN ~ pENSsYI.
NsStN- viii aye" Ia forfeit 40 for = Csc Of
ihis kiud he NirNi E~'-ruTATNr. muIrr hs
SPECIAL advI,' a. Il tea IA ut wit net cure or
Tor ANYTHING iIuisur" or iu)u ions found in IL
bi. MiNriH treat al UiNNrE DI-Es-E- Sr,-
~C'TrftLLN wirn"UT MuLCUHN. CoS-ULrn
RIOS fNbE. Thorough ANIMATION aud al
We, in udi gHuullsr 4 Tiur IS. Price Of
Via R--t"TriiVr. 81 - q lUttlr. ~ Tour time.
ih' quantity Tor g.. -'ut to any ad.rrrs ut,tn
rr''iTi 20 I ri'- or =. -. -. secured from oh
3"'NAti"n, = 81 IN T. iNAtr usm- II tr-lrrd, BY
- \. = NiSriE, II k,arucy St, san Fran
clb,u. LSl.
send Tor pampniet snd m-t ~ questions.
Sample 5ottle FREQ.
VIII l." cent {" ruy on" Eppiying BY letter,
II tmE 81 toms 49, add are strtct ..rr,cy
Va regard 10 ! bu-iue-- i'Aus ,,tiOu-
Dr. hiinuc's Kidney Remedy
SrruuFrtrrN cures sl I'm . Of Kilnry .ua
"'El . ? Complaint. Js.yr htrr, I.l 1T Is-
,"rrn' "'r. f"r 81" hy ali urusgi-ts: SIa
hu'fl". - b 1T -. for g.
pu Mn tiES DAnd,lluu ~ 4. .y.th- ,..,
al CH'aI ct ~. c.-fH. rai rI4.4. Gun, in
III" n'H' 80 >w.t 10 all draggisI-.
~6-lI-akW-ly.
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5000 re WARD,

u. W. LHwts, Secretary.
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Gift.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-06-25

LIMITING Needles, Cheniel and Tapestry
N Needles, Crochet, steel and bone, OF diff
.erent sizes; Gilt and Plush Ornaments fot
ancy work, at MISS ELLEN'S,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-06-25
Uncle Sans Conscience Fund.

In the vaults of the United States
Treasury at Washington there is the
sum of 1920, 746.2G, which is entered
upon the books Of the Treasurer as
Miscellaneous receipts from persons
unknown" and which sum constitutes
what is known as the conscience
Fund.-" as it is supposed to come from
people who have at some time defrauded
the government and who wished to
make restitution by refunding the
amounts of their populations.
"This conscience fund.-" said Treas
ury official, ''has been steadily increas-
ing for sixty years, until now it reaches
the enormous sum of nearly $3.50, 900.
The first money of the kind received by
the Treasury was $3.50 received in 1927
from an unknown person, who eX-
planned in his letter that he was refund
ing for some customs that he once de-
frauded the government out Of. Since
that time remittances of all amounts
ranging from s cents TO $4,000 have
been coming in. They come from all
over the country, and even from foreign
lands.
ga great deal of this money is received
from priests and ministers, who write
that some sinner in their parish re-
quested them to send it III. During the
smallpox epidemic in Canada Catho-
lie priest sent us draft for $50 which a
dying Canadian had given him, confess
ing to have stolen that amount from the
United States government, but not Civ
ing the details. Frequently nothing
accompanies the remittances to indicate
what it is for, but generally line or
two Of explanation is given.
"Another time we received letter
containing four 2-cent stamps, but not
a line of explanation. This, | believe,
is the smallest contribution ever sent
in. Another letter, postmarked at Kan
sas City, was received, enclosing ten s.
bills, with note saying, This money
belongs to the government
"In January we received an official
envelope postmarked New York, and
containing 81 500 in bills-one of 81 900,
two of $500 and five of 800. They were
all cut in two, with small piece cut
from the centre, and the word Cancelled
written across the face. a note inclosed
ran thus:
Here are 81 500 in United States
bills, mutilated so as to insure the gov
eminent getting the money. Whatso-
ever man sows that shall he reap, i
have sowed the wind, aud am reaping
the whirlwiud. This is next TO the final
payment due. God grant me speedy
release
I'VE had received $500 from New
York shortly before, and circums'an, es
connected with the remittanceS indi-
Gated that they were both from the same
party ."-Ne1 York Sun.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-06-25
To Young Men Who Want TO
Marry.
Select the girl.

Select the girl.
Agree with the girls father in poll
tics, and with her mother in religion.
If you have rival, keep an eye on
him; if he is widover, keep two eyes
OIL him.
Don't swear to the girl that you have
no bad habits. 1t will be enough for
you to say that you never heard your
self snore in your sleep.
If there is bothersome little brother
who has habit of coming just at the
time you don't want him most, and who
takes great interest in you, and makes
nnfecling remarks about the shape of
you nose, take him regularly the latest
Puck.
Don't put much sweet stuff on paper.
If you do, you will hear it read in after
years, when your wife has some especial
purpose in inhicting upon you the Sc
verest punishment known to married
man.
Go home at a reasonable hour in the
evening. Don't wait until the girl has
to throw her mouth into yawn that
she can't cover with both hands. a
little thing like that may cause cool
ness at the very beginning Of the game.
RI you sit down on some molasses
candy that little Willie has left on the
chair, while wearing your new summer
trousers for the first time, smile sweetly
and remark that you don't mind sitting
on molasses candy at all, and that "bovs
will be boys" Reserve your true feel
ings for future reference.
If on the occasion Of your first call the
girl upon whom you have placed your
young affections looks like an iceberg
and acts like quiet cold wave, take
your early leave and stay away. Wo-
man, in her hours of freeze, is uncer-
tain, coy, and hard to please.
In cold weather finish good niga. in
the house. Don't reich it all the way
to the front gate, if there is front gate,
aud thus lay the foundation for fu-
ture asthma, bronchitis, neuralgia, and
chronic catarrh, to help you worry the
girl to death after she has married you.
Don t lie about your financial condi-
ton. 1t is very annoying to bride
who has pictured for herself life of
luxury in your ancestral halls to learn
too late that you expect her to call
baldheaded parent, who has been uni
formly kind to her, to take you in out of
the cold.
Dom be too soft Don't say: "These
little hands shall never do stroke of
work when they are mine," and "YOu
shall have nothing To do in our home
but sit all day long and chirp to the ca
naries," as if any sensible woman could
be happy fooling away valuable time in
that sort of style; and a girl has fine
retentive memory for the soft things
and silly promises of cOurtship, and oc-
casionally in after years, when she is
washing the dinner dishes or patching
the end of your trousers, she will re-
mind you of them, in cold, sarcastic
tone OF voice.