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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
The Rich Mans Adyantage.

Did you ever consider that it costs the
rich man less proportionately to live
than the poor man9 Well, it does, and
soulless corporation buys things in the
market at prices which you or l could
never get. Here at Washington the
street cars and hsrdics sell tickets good
tor six rides for a quarter, while the
usual fare is five cents apiece. In riding
on them you will notice that the rich
man always pays his fare in tickets,
while the poor man pays in cash, though
it costs about cent more per ride. The
poor man buys his groceries by the quar-
ter of a peck, and in Washington he
pays at the rate of 81 2S for a bushel of
potatoes, while his rich neighbor across
the way gets the same in quantities of
one bushel for about seventy five cents.
If you will ride upon our great railroads
you will find it is the rich man who has
the passes. The poor man pays his fare,
and never buys return ticket. AT a
frst-class hotel a man notoriously rich
gets one Of the best rooms in the house,
al. a rate no higher than that which his
country neighbOr pays in the attic, and
in the West, especially, the man of
capital is carted around free, feted and
toadied, while the man without pays for
everything, and gets no thanks for it
CLsUsland LEADER.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

The Prince of Wails-Thc new baby.
A motto which undertakers do not be-
lieve in---Live and let live.
The butcher may beregarded as help
meat to the human family.
In many boarding houses the torture at
the steak is still adhered to.
Tailors will give you fits, but it re-
quires lawyer to run up suit.
1t is all well enough 70 preach "pcace
on earth and good will to men," but no
man can feel that way with boil on his
nose Chicago Ledger.
''Tell me, Thomas, how many voyage
around the world did Captain Cook
makei" "Three." Correct. And on
which of these voyages was he kilIedT
Puck.
A poet sings. Where are the girls Of the
And over them makes quito fuss.
he may sing il he likes Of the girls Of the
past,
But tho girls Of the present for US
Boston Courier
The greatest punishment to prisoner
is enforced idleness, but the greatest
trial q woman can undergo is to have .
new bonnet in the house on rainy Sum
day. = Chicago Ledger.
There is no great difference between
the average young lady possessed Of
musical education and the squeaking
toy. They both have have TO be pressed
to sing.-BOston Tronssrsps.
The sporting fraternity have grown so
respectable Of late that young lady
whose father is in the undertaking busi-
ness now speaks of her parent as pro-
fessional boxer.-Boston 1Fcnscript
Said the magistrate to an. actress:
"Your profession, madsmoiselle." Gar
tiste." Your agei'' twenty-five"
"Clerk, you can now swear the lady to
tell the truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth. .n--Paris Figaro.
When single, longed to be married,
When married, wish had staid;
The benedict wishes he'd tarried
And the wife she had died an old maid
Like flies at . window Ia summer.
We mortals resemble, nc doubt;
Those outside all wish TO be inside,
Those inside all want TO get ont.
--Ciaoinnaki Sun.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
ALARxsS FLToHY.

our Ia the country the bells were ringing,
Out in the fields was a child at play,
And up 20 heaven lark went singing
Bllthe and free on that morn OF May.
And the child looked up as she heard the
singing,
Watching the lark as IL SCARED away:
"Oh, sweet lark, toll me, heav'nward wing
ing,
Shall 90 also to heaven one dayYo
Deep in the shade Of mighty city,
Toiled woman for daily bread,
Only the lark TO SEQ her and pity,
Singing all day in cage o'erhead.
And there they dwelt in the gloom together,
Priaoned and pent In the narrow street,
But the bird still sang Of the golden weather
And tho woman dreampt Of her childhood
sweet.
Still In her dreams the bells were ringing,
Still n child in the fields was she;
And she opened tho cage as the lark was
singing,
Kissed him gently and sot him free
And up and on as the bird went singing,
Down came voice that seemed to say,
"hen as the lark that is heavn'ward wing
Ing,
Thou shalt go also to heav'n one day.
~ e. WedtherLy, in Casseu.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
1t Is Well to Remember

That old friends are best.
That the tongue is not steel, yet It
cuts.
That the purest water runs from the
hardest rock.
That cheerfulness is the bright
weather of the heart.
That sleep is the best stimulant, & ner-
vine safe for all to take. ls
That it is better to be able to say no,
than to be able to read Latin.
That cold air is not necessarily pure
nor warm air necessarily impure.
That cheerful face is nearly as good
for an invalid as healthy weather
That there are men whose friends are
more to be pitied than their enemies.
That advice is like castor oil, easy
enough to give, but hard enough to
take.
That wealth may bring luxuries, bat
that luxuries do not always bring happi-
ness.
That grand temples are built of small
stones, and great lives made up of tri-
fling events.
That nature is rag merchant who
works up every shred and art and end
into new creations.
That an open mind, an open hand,
and an open heart would everywhere find
an open door.
That it is not enough 10 keep the poor
in mind give them something 10 make
them keep you In mind.
That men often preach from the house.
tops, while the devil is crawling in to
the basement window.
That lifes real heroes and heroines are
those who bear their own burdens brave
ly and give helping hand 70 those
around them.
That hasty words often rankle In the
wound which injury gives, and that soft
words assuage it, for giving cures, and
forgetting takes away the SCAR Good
Housekeeping.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
An Island.Ship.

The Island of Ascension, in the South
Atlantic, belongs to the British admi-
rally, and is enrolled In the list of ships
in commission under the title of ''the
tender to H. M. s. Flora" This origina-
ted in the fact that vessel of that name
was once anchored off the island as
store ship, and part of the stores were
kept on shore. Naval discipline is main
tanned, but few ladies, wives of the
officers-exiled to this barren spot, are
allowed to remain here, submitting TO
naval routine, which includes all lights
out by 10 P. NJ. There is no water, ex-
cept intermittent collections of rain or
dew, insufficient for the needs of the in
habitants. Nothing can be cultivated,
though few green things grow on the
peak of one Of the higher hills and some
narrow ravines which concentrate the
scanty dews and showers. Sea turtles
and terms locally known as wide
awakes') are the sole edible productions.
Cows are brought there, and at first sup
ply small quantity of milk, which is
reserved for the hospital. Should there be
a surplus, it is sold, bell being rung to
announce the event, but nobody is allowed
to buy more than one gill. After time
the milk dries up, and the COW is turned
into beef to save her from starving to
death.
An American returning to England left
his steamer and went ashore to look at
the island, and came near running
against an officer with flaxen whiskers,
who suddenly issued from a building.
The officer raised his eyeglass, looked at
the stranger with astonishment, and,
before the latter could apologize, called
out:
"Simmonsp
A bearded seaman, responding Gay,
ay, sir" appeared on the scene.
The officer continued: ''Simmons, do
you know what this person wants, or
who he isl"
"No, sir; Ican't say, I'm sure, sir"
The American began to explain: "Sir,
/ am citizen of the United''-
The naval man interrupted him, and
said: simmons, do you think he is
stowawayT
'Can't say, sir, I'm sure, replied the
imperturbable Simmons.
els there merchant steamer at anchor
here7"
"Yes, sir; Cape mail, SIR"
"Well, Simmons, just 90 the officer of
the watch, and ask him If he has given
permission to any person to board us.
And -er--see what this person wants. y
The American, now very angry, began
again: "Sir, ann
He was again interrupted by the OFF,
Ger: Simmons, am engaged now,
cannot see this person. Perhaps you
had better take him to the officer OF the
watch" And he wentIoff before all the
terrors of the United States could be
launched upon his head; while the sea.
man, grinning respectively when his
superior's back was turned, conducted
the irate Yankee to the officer at the
landing place, with whom nc had but
just come ashore. Sociable fellows, our
British cousins, even upon desert island
-ScieDce
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
The Last Dollar.

On, the world looks 50 bleak and the sky
looks 50 bare
When the last dollar is gone,
And mans whole physique takes an aspect
of care
When the last dollar Is gone,
Then the jew and the Greek, and the plain
and the fair,
Feel as mean as sneak and as fierce as a
bear
When she last dollar is gone
LIMA Unio1
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06
A Rara Avis.

Freaks and cnriosities In plenty
The various dime shows gather,
But here's one ! ween
That never was seen,
And that Is the youth Of twenty
Who doesn't know more than hls fata8r
--BssteR Courisr
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1886-01-06

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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
VESSELS EXPECTED.

Haw brig Allie Rowe, j Phillips, from
Hongkong, due Sept 10 to Nov 10.
Bol bark Don Nicolas, Ross, from
Port Townsend, w II, due July 20-3l.
Mic blk Rimijio, Howard, from De-
parture Bay, b G, due June 1880.
RIM s s Alameda (Am), H G Morse,
from San Francisco, EN- route to the
Colonies, due Aug z.
Am bark Caibarien. w H Hubbard,
from San Francisco, due July 1890.
Am bktne Mary Winkelman,. Q Bac-
kus, from San Francisco, due July
29-31.
Haw steamship Zealandia, II van Ote-
rendorp, from San Francisco, due Aug
8.
Ger bark Pacific, Gilman, from Bre-
men. due Sept 2O-30.
Am bark California. from Port Town
send, w Il, due Aug LII.
Am tern Eva. j o Wikman, from
Port Townsend, w II. due Aug 1920.
Brit blk Isle of Erin, Nicholson, from
Liverpool. due July 1871.
Am blk Edward May, Johnson, from
Boston, due August 20-3l.
Brit ship Amana, from Liverpool, due
August 1925.
Am schr Ida Schnauer, from Eureka.
Cal, due at Kahului, July 2O-3O.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
A CORRECTION.

Some injustice was unwittingly
done to Mr.. julius ii. Smith, Super
intendent of Public Works, in our
description of the new Police Sta
ton the other day. Mr.. Smith
supervised the construction of the
building throughout, the persons
named in that capacity in the des-
cription having only had minor
part in the work. Another inaccu-
racy, caused by taking the informa-
ton from the original plans, was in
locating the Marshal's office in the
building, as that functionary will
remain quartered in the Government
Building. Exception has been taken
to some of the figures in giving the
cost, but these were all taken from
official sources. 1t was an omission
worthy of supplying, that the Homo
lulu Planning Mills supplied the
blinds and good deal of the other
internal fittings and finishings. Mr..
Otremba, carver, made the rope
moulding of the main entrance, A
mechanic has called the writer's
attention to architectural defects in
the front of the building-faulty
alignment in the entablature Cor
upper works) with relation to the
pilasters.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
GRANTS MEMOIRS.

General Grants Personal Memoirs,
of Which the local agent, Mr.. j. L.
Wiseman, has now both volumes on
hand, constitute in many respects
one of the most remarkable literary
works of the age. Written by a
soldier who had never made any
pretensions to, or harbored any am
bition to shine in literature, the work
is yet most agreeable one to read.
A record of bloody wars, yet details
of the horrors and human suffering
belonging to war are not there, fur
Their than general references and
bald figures of army losses. More
than all, the man himself is por-
trayed by one who seems to have al
most superstitiously striven, all his
life, to obey the injunction of the
ancient philosopher-''Man, know
thyself." The Memoirs are, more
over, the last work of Americas
hero-a labor of love to him, be-
cause undertaken and bravely
carried out through his dying days,
in order to obtain the comforts Of
life for his wife and family after he
should be gone.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
lIlluoKAlANl EDUCATIONAL SOCIETY.

"Llliuokalanl Educational 30
ciety' is the name of an association
of Hawaiian ladies. Its founder
and president is Princess Liliuoka-
lani, the Crown Princess of Hawaii
mel. Its other officers are secre-
tary, a treasurer, and five direc-
tresses. None but native Hawaiians,
with aboriginal blood in their veins,
are admitted to active membership.
Others may become honorary mem
bers. An entrance fee of fifty
cents and monthly subscription of
twenty-five cents are the conditions
of membership. Honorary MEM
bers are admitted on the same terms.
The object of the society is the care
and education of needy orphan chill
dren. AS yet the society is young,
having been started only about three
months ago, and the principal work
done is the collection of funds and
the arrangement of preliminares.
1t is the intention to gather up
destitute orphans, place them in
boarding schools, and furnish them
with plain English education. In
the case of girls, they are also to be
instructed in needle work and house,
hold duties. Two young girls are
now being cared for, and Others will
be added as the funds increase. The
society numbers in all little over
one hundred members.
This association met yesterday
afternoon for the transaction of
business, at the Palama residence of
the Princess President. The at
tendance was full, and harmony and
enthusiasm prevailed. Some new
members were elected, and other
business disposed of. In the even
ing and at the same place, begin
ming at o'clock, the society held
an ice-cream sociable, to which each
member had the privilege OF invit-
ing two friends, and, Judging from
the size of the company present, the
members were not neglectful Of their
privilege nor their friends of the
invitations given. Among the COM
pany were Princess Likelike, Honor
able A. S. Cleghorn, several mem
bers of the Legislature, prominent
government officials, and some repre-
sentative citizens with their wives.
The cool atmosphere of the evening,
the refreshing greenery surrounding
the premises, the subdued light re-
flected from the Japanese lanterns
disposed around the verandahs and
garden, the informality of the
gathering, and the genial affability
of the royal lady who presided, all
combined to make the occasion ex-
tremely pleasant and delightful, the
memory of which will mark sunny
spot in the past of every participant.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
MISS PRESCOTT'S READINGS.

The Shakesperian readings, an
nounced Tor tomorrow night in the
Y. M. G. A. Hall, promise to be in
teresting and pleasing. The lady,
whose advertisement will be found
elsewhere in our columns, has had a
great deal of experience as teacher
of elocution in the United States,
and her purpose in giving the read
ing advertised is to give those re-
siding here who are DESTROYS of Gull
tivaling the art of speaking well,
some idea of her qualifications as an
instructor in elocution. 1t is to be
hoped Miss Prescott will be en-
couraged by the presence of large
audience who will, there is little
doubt, be pleased with the enter
tainment.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
KICKED by A HORSE.

Yesterday at noon man named
Ed. Dunn was severely kicked by
horse at the training stable Of Mr..
Alex. Arthur, Punchbowl street.
Dunn was helping the proprietor to
harness the animal, which was being
broken, when it kicked at him three
times in succession, striking him in
the abdomen the first time. He
crawled out of the way, and Mr..
Angus, of the Hawaiian Carriage
Manufacturing Company, ran out
of his house to the injured mans
assistance. Finding him badly hurt,
he called DR.. j. s. McGrew Ivy
telephone. Appropriate remedies
were administered by the doctor,
who knew the patient as a former
servant of his own. This morning
he found him worse, and, there not
being proper accommodation for him
on the premises, he had him sent to
the Queens Hospital. Dunn is
past middle age and said to be a
native of New York. He is very
low this afternoon.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
A HONOLULU MERCHANT TALKS.

The following is taken from an ac-
count of the recent change of Minis
try here, in the San Francisco cal,
after the arrival of the s. 5. Austria
liza with the news:-
A representative of The CnW
waited upon q prominent and wealthy
resident of Honolulu who has just
returned from the Hawaiian Islands.
The gentleman informed the report
err that among the business men of
Honolulu there was general eX-
preston of regret at the change of
Ministry, and especially that two
comparative strangers were called
from obscurity to be the Kings
advisers.
"No one," said the Merchant,
"knows much about Mr.. Creighton,
Minister of Foreign Affairs, though
1 believe he has been a reputable
journalist, and John T. Dare, At
torney- General, was not heard of in
Honolulu until his name was gazetted
as Cabinet Minister. Both men, /
believe, are well known in San
Francisco, but TO the business men
and planters of the Islands, they
are little more than strangers. This
change, from men of high standing
and proved worth to mere outsiders,
gives a feeling of uncertainty in
financial and commercial circles.
"The elevation of Paul Kanoa to
the Minister of Finance in the place
of j. NJ. Kapena, is another illustra-
ton of the policy of selecting insig-
nificant men to do the work of men
of proved capacity.
SIN business circles politics have
been for long time ignored. Mer-
chants and planters prefer going
ahead with their own business,
rather than fuss over the changes in
the Ministry"
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
POLICE COURT.
TUESDAY, A

lUESDAI, August oIu'
(In addition to items given in
yesterdays issue.
A. ID. Wallace, assault and bat
terry on E. McGovern, $40 and
costs.
r. S. Scrimgeour, drunkenness,
hard labor for Is days.
Kua, assault and battery on Mrs.
Raymond, So and $500 costs.
Awana, disorderly conduct in
Cosmopolitan Saloon, hard labor for
seven days, with Sl.10 costs.
Tong Lee, assault with a gun,
remanded until 10th inst.
WEDNESDAY, August 4th.
Manana, disturbing quiet of the
night, So fine and $3.50 costs. He
was drunk on ava.
Chas. Michiels and All Huna, re-
handed from the second, for having
opium in possession, was again re-
handed by consent till the 9th inst.
A charge of gross cheat against
Keoni Molokai was Withdrawn, the
Court intimating that it might be O
case for civil action.
Four natives were charged with
deserving contract service of the
Inter-Island Steam Navigation Co..
hut the caseswere settled out Of
Court.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-08-04
PASSENGERS.

For Maui and Hawaii, per stmr XII
nau, Aug 3-Right Rev Lord Bishop of
Honolulu, Mrs A Willis, Hon S Parker,
Miss NJ G Kinney, Miss Mossman, Miss
II Dickson, Miss Judd, A Smith, Capt s
Nowlein, A Barnes. S Palama, Miss E
Kanehaku. Master Holt. Hon s B Dole,
Mrs F p Hastings, Mrs w M Giffard, r
Cation, Mr. Lewis, Miss H Needham,
Miss Swinton, Mrs All Swan, Mrs Chen
Loeb, Ching Sue, j 1. Blaisdell, @ Fern,
w Y Horner Sr, and about 100 deck.
For Kauai, per stmr Iwalani, Aug 3
His Honor L McCully, Major A Rosa,
Hon Z l. Kauai, Hon j w kalua, Capt
Wv Ashford, Judge j KakiDa and 8
sons. H Bertleman and 2 sons, j A Ma
COON. w L Holokahiki, Miss Parke, j
X Hookano, Mrs Kauka and d tighter,
II S Townsend, w L Lucas, NJ A Con-
salves, Miss Ilihiahaohie and about 80
deck,