The Daily clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1866-1888, 1886-01-31
NIT AND HUNton

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Pale was d, iorcb,od ard sIua r. igs Pgntsi
9hoy we've made ir % q rar'er ot une - MS
uuDt.
only eudc. in ibe hcigbt of ,s PRIDE
Aul it tupp,d on ba.r and % i,h Nu"n and
We scarche.i "a lis ps ctc,s ror money in vain.
Il had NJ mere meme, tlHn tnc poor thing
had br, n.
u vus on.y "a dudc, and they laid z away
Rohtd iu q ttp,.iine. it's sleeping tp-dHyi
Onlt y duHp. nud 10 secps ln the ground.
-sl Louis Whip.
Prcoocious boy (munohing the fruit
81 the dalc-,rcrl: "Mamma, II l eat
dalcs enough will grow up to he an
almanuc?''
lie wlshpd u lmngess. 4 iaeung ior
sleaintss upoa VIZ olfyc branches. and,
pointing to thu snri, observed to them;
"You will perceive thai even the sea %
tidey. ~ L0stJM Gdssitc.
How much plcasanlor this world
would be to live in were IL rs easy to
so to bed az night as It is TO remain
there in the morning, and as easy to
get up in tho morning as II - 10 latk
OF getting up when you 20 to boil
The wife OF politician, who has m
eve for the main chance. keeps scrap
book of all the uneomplimcnIary things
printed about her husband, which sho
is to index Tor ready reference in sea-
sons OF domestic uup.easauinoss.
At Dinner. Horatio (ihought to
have proposed to Miss, Lucy )--"Do
you like ginger ale, Miss LnvyP
Miss Lucy-"No, / don't liko any
thing that pops. except champagne"
AlIprcseut Qu ohorus) I'VE thought
so. ."
A poet writes: "I send you my
poem, but | fear | made n mistake in
not writing refrain to It," Never
mind, We shall do the reiraming for
you. The way in which We shall ro-
frain from printing II will finish tho
poem beautifully. N j. Tribune.
Instead OF tho old.fashiouod Eyes,
ma'am,n aud mo, ma'am." which
have been discarded by modern
Madame Etiquet, fashionable children
ara taught TO say. "Ios, mamma"
mo, papa, "Yes, Mrs. Smith. In
tho revolving of fashion probably tho
antique "Yes. forsooth, will be tho
next substitute.
WHY She Wcpt- NJ sec by cablo
dispatch" said fashionable uptown
lady, very much distressed, that tho
eldest sou ol Lord Kuowgood is dead. "
.'Whoi IL Lord Knowgood." asked tho
fashionable lady's husband.
81 only know that he IS u member
OF the English aristocracy," shc rc-
/ atffa4 tufssfftae tttvuV fln taur4
Loss Of Appetite. You look sick.
WHAT'S the matter with you auyhowP'
said Gus dc Smith on meeting Gil
hooly. My stomach IS IN an awful
fix I've lost my appetite for whisky
| can't drink drop Lost your np-
poliio for whisky, have you? Well, 1
| pity the poor deYiI vino iiuds i, unless
no mas eleiit ~ the saloons ~ Ie@us
SJangA
'My dear. look down below said
Grnliose. as h1 stood on Waterloo
Bridge. with his wiic, aud gazed at
painting tug hauling It long line Of
barge, "such is liig the tug is ike
man, working ana toiiing, while tno
bargos, like womcu. arc --' II
Know" interrupted Mrs. g.. aerdly,
'1ho Tug does ull lbc blowing, aud the
bargcs bear all the burden"
The only slockholdor that ever got q
dividend ont Of the old Furminglon
| (Conn.) Canal has just died. Tho
| president told him there was no divi-
| dend, and no prospect OF any dividend,
and iestngIy told him to 90 home aud
NOW the towpath for dividend. Mr..
Munsou did 30. taking a 20 per cent.
dividend in hay from the eight miles
of towpath. and went on doing this
with perfect complacency thcreaiior.--
~ y Sun.
Queer. Pets "Clementila, wat In der
world yo' got dem flies Gagged forP
Fought go decard yo' wasn't goin'
ter keep no more pets when yo' knary
bad died, ur is it some oh dr child ems
work." Lam me, pap, dem hahn t
petsl OATS o fly trap wot yo' ketch
flies wid, doan yo' know; wat Lige
bought dis summah. Wa'al. | w0n or
yo' hnin't seen dem fore now. -
HarJ er's Baza.
"Isn't Collar-Button' rather an odd
nickname TO give your boyg' asked y
gentleman OF a friend who had just
addressed his son by that title.
"Wcll, don't know replied tho
father. Iaughingly. 1T may sound a
little curious. but Il SUITS tho boy tirss-
| rate
"Why do you think the nickname
'Collar-ButtOn suits the boyg"
because. was the repy, "wben no
slips out 10 the evening | nm never
able to find him. = Httladslphfa Calk
a gentleman havingpiayfully severed
q lock OF hair from the head Of Young
lady TO whom be WIS attached. al
tough be had made no formal declara-
ton, received next day from her
letter urgently requesting the restora-
ton OF the stolen lock TO this be re-
| piled as f0ll0ws:--
| By one only rfcnfHreHee caii b. led
/ " IN tiis beautiful rinxet to part;
/ If have 10 restore sou the iuck ~ your head.
| You must give me the key OF your heart
The lady immediately replied-
y no folces locks etnnot require key.
| Mamma Is out to-day irola II tu3
W expect our Iadles Circulars ana New Mar
kets 70 get here in fsE days. LAz. KAHN
" you want nice Hat or Cap call At Ia
i fAHNia.