The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-08

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II German remind< III =oSlA tia.
ne initials of the ''Grand Old Man"
spell w Z G., the German word for
.'way," path, ''road."
The opening by Queen Victoria of
the eleventh parliament of her reign Is
a circumstance parallel 70 which can
not be foand since the time of Henry
VI
"A Coaoes man and Troy woman
met at a party in Lansingburg last
Friday evening, fell in love at sight,
became engaged before the party was
over, and were married Saturday
night.-Troy Times.
"A new natural history says:
"When lion becomes old and unable
TO iniure man his name falls out"
This is a valuable hint If you happen
to meet lion any time you can tell by
examining his name whether to run or
not.-Nes0 -Hdren Netcs.
of cH-horse that died in Saera-
mento, Cal, short time ago 1t Is
told that he was so well acquainted
with some of the regular patrons OF
the road that when they were aboard
the car he would stop in front of their
residences TO let them off.-Chicdgo
Times.
Bull Fl; citing for the expert must
De very profitable. The chief espada
of Madrid, Lartijo, is employed during
the summer season for SIX thousand
pounds, and last winter IN the prov
| inces he made ten thousand pounds.
He killed three hundred and forty-five
bulls without single accident to him.
self.
| -Four t-amps stole q hand-car al
Newhall, Cal, a few days. ago and
started through long tunnel regard
less of the danger of getting caught and
crushed by train. Such an accident
was, in facs only averted by tele-
! gram from a train-dispatcher, who
stopped train from entering the tun-
mel till the tFamps came out
The wisd is always tempered to
the shorn lamb. In the bleak climate
| of st. Paul, where an editor would nat
urally freeze to death several times
each winter kind Providence induces
his subscribers to bring libel suits to
warm him up. One paper in that city
has fourteen such suits, and the editor
works in his shirt sleeves on the cold
est days.-Fick.
Nova Scotia is the only place under
the British flag where Imprisonment
for debt is allowed and practiced- In
many of the Canadian provinces a
creditor can sue q debtor that resides
in Nova Scotia, but Nova ScOtian car
not return the compliment. The mani
fest unjustness of this law receives oc
casional spasmOdic agitation, but the
Objectionable law still exists.
The Jeaoeler's Circular reads mer.
chants in all branches of trade q lee
ture for employing hummer" to hang
around hotels, make the acquaintanc:
of buyers and extend to them all sorts
of questionable hospitality for whic-
the firm pays. The practice is said Il
: be q common means of turning prom
: ising Young men to shiftless, extrava
, CANT habits, which often leads them &
embezzlement and disgrace.
"A young man employed on an Au
= gusta (Me.) newspaper, according =
D the Journal, has been holding loyinl
correspondence with young woman
Il
went to the business manager, who
without noticing the address, tore
open and turned it over to the editor
who promptly marked it for tn
'young folks column" where it duh
4 appeared, to the CONSERVATION OF tn
young couple and the merriment OF Ia
;. town.
The success of the ineandescen
electric lamp for private carriages i
g Paris, as q substitute for candles an
: oil lamps, is pronounced complete
a Not only the regular side lights are in
q cluded in this plan, bat the interior G
the vehicle is illuminated by q lam
g sufficiently powerful to read by, and
some instances similar lamp
e placed for novelty on the head of Ia
u horse. The lamps are connected b
q wires with small accumulators place
q under the drivers seat
n Every one has heard of the arti
= who painted the Holsters in the net ret
never having seen any except those
> the fish stores. 1t seems, howeye
e + that Hogarth, the great painter, pain
ed his crescent moon upside dow
ye although he had plenty of chances
&c observe fair Luna. So, at least, Pro
10 Young, of Princeton, says. The learnt
% professor also states that the moon Is
n petrified daughter of the earth, dest
"a = tute of life, air, and water. The ter
III perature he estimates in the dark spo
IN at two hundred degrees below ger
ne and at other places at "boiling wat
ee point" If the moon was annihilat.
th the temperature of this section won
no. be reduced one degree.-H Y. Mail
&c The Virginia Enterprise tells he
the young Piutes slide down hill
II Virginia: white children can n
i possibly enjoy sliding down hill
their nice little sleds any better than
,le the young FLUTES on bit of plank OF
pk barrel stave. This last method tn
20 consider chief of all and the true Giro