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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

tI.n hu lhN'Nfh l''hhN...
The historic old town OF Dunbar
/ ton, \ H.. was the occasion of a
quito uncommon celebration ON Nom
| day, Jmn 2S. ON that day the oldest
. imhAhlant, Mrs. Ach.ah Page Whip
pie, celebrated her lOJth birthday,
and welcomed 90 the homo whore
she has dwcIt for the last dty-liyc
years largo concoursc Of people.
This town of Duuharton i, itself but
forty years Older than lis daughter,
Mrs Whippl', but IL i,M,toric IN the
sense of being the birthplace of Sow
cral noted men, uui the place of set
Element OF ,pmp of thr slsuuchest
British colpnist. that ever iiyud ON
American soil. Here IL was that
Gen. STARK lived. In fact, 10 Archi.
bald stark, hi, father, and Ensign Ca
lcb Page, with one or two others, the
town wa, granted IN l5lL The
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

TmE home precinct mt down on
CrsnnlI with the graceful loree OF a
hundred tonpiio.driycr This proNe'
only that the bravo democracy OF
blessed old Corycll is just what it ha-
ever been. brave, and ~ true as steel.
We'll done,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Indeed, +, the prosperity Of Waco
very great, 20 much 20 that it is the
theme Of everyone who visits the
p,lce. In every direction, on tho
business streets a. well rs in those
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

PLnuAr, it wn-, Ia the swain pa
triots' eyes, orly the adding OF "an'
other small tree grass county onI
vest to the lioss column only II
solid votes tor Ross. rrclty, ana ~
FOOD rs old wheat.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

10 the Gazette Dearly Beloved
n !, .nid tnnt "whom lie ioycth, lie
chnslcncth.' ID 50, you must rest
very secure IN HMorld cot divine love.
There can be- no doubt whatever of
the Christening of last saturday. It
was dreadful. Wa,u'tit;
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Ross has about reached the high
water mark, lie will begin to SUBJ
side now. Houston Post.
Ross has had mgh-waNr sailing all
along. MS the other fellow, who ARE
suh,idmg now
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Tmr Fort always comes up IN tue
nick of time Thrrunt county hHlh
an excellent and worthy cnpit"D
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

TAuHANr is sure To give Hose Il
dozen Of the most populon- counties
IN the northwest
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Mour information from the Post
The swain boom hasn't hrc'
cholkeh vet.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

VIZ sincerely congratulate Hr"
Bur.on ol the Mail Wen done, aud
nobly.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

DEAR Posl Hast hcnrd the news
from 1arrautt lfuot order Is special.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

r.. Bennett. Of Robinson, Is II candidate Tor
Justice of the Peace for precinct No, J. MrLtu-
nan county, subject to the action Of the dcmoe'
raCY,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

WnmE ), Wumm Jc..cn this
racc, anyhow.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Wcarc authorized tp announce u IS. DAYS..
I Es,.. nttuIiIAt. for county judge ui So.
Lcuuau county a. 90. ensuing NuFrmh.r ''tD-
\
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

No arc authorized 20 announce AUU 4.
wcsts, % candidate fr Tax ,niuoruf Na
IyuuAu county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

TIM ExAMNmis satisfied
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

HR sherman Of lorona IL candidate for
the Office of commissioner Of precinct No nc
IT,. nan county subject 10 the action OF the DE
mOcracy'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

We are authorized to Announce Tom usuty
AS HtuudllHtt Tor constable ~ precinct 500, B..
MrLounan county, subject To che action of Mo
democratic party.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

WoNpER if tho liossitos would give
odd, ON McLeunan county t-ll0us-
ton Post
Yes, sir "a, much and a. long ~
youlik Try Us.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

WCRtrAutAouriyoi tlHuuogugo J rr.m
rs candidate for tax assessor OF NrI enhnn
county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

j r. Mohlcy /. scgullirt" f1r ho onlcu oi
constable. precinct SO. .. HDiouuEu county.
sublgct To- the action u the democratic party.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Wc are authorized 10 announce pr. Andrew
Goddard Hs candidate fur county Surveyor ui
NcLcuuHu county subject Goo th. action 10 'hu
democratic party.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Olp rarraut didnobll
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

WrArc authorized ln suuuu lur cook
asa candidate fnt sheriff ut ". lruuhu ,nIH.
rs. subject tl the uctun OF thc democrats II
thy county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Wo are authorized Gao uuuuIuDo sam l.
Surwuud ~ % uAudidHu. foo reelection foo ihr
once vt Assessor ui Mclvuuan county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

NJ II Hmckmoui d. ID candidate lot 0uu.ta-
bic NJ thc fir-i precinct
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

Bob. INNS. the farmers ola friend ls =
candidate Tor tax assessor MuLvuuuu ,uuuty.
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IGOR AssEssOK

Wc Rr0 authorized TO auuolucc SIR InH !
Ellison ~ a candidate fuF -hcfu vi NrLvWan
county. ~ thr next election
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ANNOUNCEMENTS


Wcarc authorized to announce Hon d. !
Garrison. ui Henderson. H- "a candid for thr
election in Soycmhef. subject Go the action NJ
4 uDUrHuC convention
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W.T.. Harris lis ArauliiHte Cor rt.r'UuHHu 'u
thc uarr ui sh,tihof MCLyuuuu couu3.
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WACO. GINAsJIln B.. 1855
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SIR O.. Tom Cox l7 .hnf't"'' Or
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-pur.rlt I.a,srIfIatr tr County AH.r.
-tg. subject 600 fhy ull..u ul ..u l...N.|H.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-07-13

These pill
or relieve
box ofpills
about then
viii always
full. One n
Parsons'pil
nothing hal
easy 10
ClliHa No
the maryeld
without. 81
the Informal
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THE WACO EXAMlHER

ONO, nt.,. ami Nm. Austen street Opposite.
VIM .. ur.uLt.iI. NM LuILlInt
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04
MINES AND MINERS.

Mines Nos. and , ut Elk Garden, W.
Va, are running full time at present.
The mines at Morris Run, Tioga county,
Pa, are running steadily.
Coal sells in Cincinnati all the way from
- to cents per bushel. Second pool coal
sells ut cents,
The first vein of coal has been found at
Topeka, Kansas, at Il depth Of 297 feet.
The vein is only about four inches thick.
The people of Odin, ILL.,, are rejoicing
over the striking of fine six foot seam OF
coal at depth of 70l feet at the shaft they
have been sinking.
There are ten mines at WellstOn, Ohio,
all shaft mines, varying from fifty to one
hundred feet i'm depth. The coal is of an
average thickness of three feet nine inches,
occasionally falling to three and One-halI
feet. and rising to four and One-half feet.
The most easterly mines contain the thick
est coal
The largest crowd of people ever seen in
Kinmundy, H., gathered there one day
from all parts of the country TO celebrate
the discovery of coal, which occurred on
the Both of lust month. Enthusiastic
speeches were made by senator Merritt,
Judge Kagy, Gen. James Martin, OfSalem,
NJ. b. Sadler, eX-mayOr of Centralia, and
Others. At five o'clock a grand trades pre-
ce-siOn paraded the streets, prominent IN
which was miniature coal mine in full
operation on large wagon. Following
this was a wagon on which was lump OF
coal weighing fifteen huqdred pounds, from
the mine, with large banner bearing the
word, Eureka" Every other business of
the city was well represented in the long
procession.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04
GLASS NOTES.

The flint house at Minneapolis, Mimi,
will be idle until August lst
The trade in fruit jars is very active at
present.
The new plate glass works in course OF
erection mt Butler, Pa, will cover nearly
two acres of ground.
The reOpening of the glass house at
Meadyille, Pa, is announced under the
changed Rame of the keystone Window
Glass Co. Natural gas, piped from Nenango
county, IS used rs tael.
James Campbell, president, and Samuel
A. Wallace and John Winters, American
delegates to the convention Of the lnterna-
tional Federation of Window Glass Work
ers, to be held at st. Helens, England, July
IA. have sailed. They are instructed to
secure n change in the English apprentice
ship system, which allows an unlimited
number Of apprentices. An effort will be
made nj the convention to have an appeal
addressed TO the Emperor Of Germany, ask
inc him to allow the organization Of the
$500 German window glass workers.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04

sid that there is no use for labor oreaniza-
fioas ia that sifi-cursed city.
At the close Of the fiscal year there VIII
I be q large reduction Of the force st the Bu-
reau Of Printing and Engraving, In Wash
1 ington. unless Congress makes provision
for printing 81 and 81 certificates.
About forty men employed at G. F.
Warner & Co. 3 hardware mandatory in
New Haven, Conn, are out on strike by
order of the K. of L., after the firm had re-
fused to arbitrate.
The 200 employees in the boot depart
ment of F. +. EmOry's factory, plymouth,
Mass, have struck because the firm used
leather from the boyeotted firm of Charles
Harrington & Co., of Salem.
The trouble among the plasterers of Pit
tisburg has not yet been settled. The en-
ployers say they have no idea of eonceding
the demands of their wOrkmen, and the
latter say they will not work until the
concessions are made.
Advertisements having appeared IN the
American papers for 2, 900 men to work ON
the Welland canal enlargement, L. A.
8, 793, of Thorald, Ontario, desires to in
form the members that there is not work
enough for 100 men.
A Paterson, n. j., firm has arranged to
expend between $1,000 600 and So, OOO,-
600 in factories, equipments and houses
for operatives at Allentown, Pa. A site
has been purchased. The enterprise will
for the present be confined to manufac-
turing farming implements.
A shop girl in New York named Annie
Condor committed suicide on account of
overwork. She worked all day and until
a late hour at night Her employee COM
planned that she was neglecting her duties
and did not work fast enough. Hence the
laudanum. Some people may be able TO
draw a moral from this. Craftsman.
The organized carpenters of Baltimore,
who struck for eight hours, accepted the
of nine hours work and ten
hours pay offered by the master builders,
but rs soon as they returned to work they
were told either to leave their trades unions
or quit work. Almost to a man they quit
and have now started cooperative build
ing association.
A largely attended labor demonstration
was held mt Tarentum, Pa, on Saturday
evening, June 26th. About 300 members
of the local unions took part in the parade
to the fair grounds. John Ehmann, Sec
rotary of the Ohio Valley Trades and La
Dor Assembly, and DIR. Munson, of Wash
ington, ID. c., delivered addresses,
similar meeting at NatrOna was addressed
Mr., Ehmann Sunday afternoon. and next
DIR. Munson will address 4 meet
ing mt Tarentum.
There is considerable trouble in Fall
River, Mass, over the alleged violation OF
the ten-hOur law. Senator Howard, OF the
Spinners' Union, says that there are not
more than six mills in the city which OBJ
serve the ten-hOur law. The district police
totally fail to enforce the law. He does
not think the Saturday halt-hOliday can be
successful unless the mills allow time for
machinery. The manufacturers
deny the alleged violations and invite
but the local factory inspector
says it is impossible to secure conviction,
as the employees refuse to complain in
court, owing to the certainty of discharge
for doing 50.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04

How the League stands,
NeLrsIyE 81 rHrRspAYIs sAMes.
RICH GOLD DIGGINS.
A Great Rush to the New Kimberly
Fields In Western Australia.


ConGrmatory news has been received
which shows that considerable amount
of payable gold has already been obtained,
including nuggets averaging in weight
from half an ounce 10 100 ounces. Specir
mems haze alreldysreached Sydney. The
gold appears to be but slightly water-woTn
and cannot have travelled far from thu
nlatrix. 1t is of gOldcolor, resembling thai
from the Palmer and Northern Queensland
fields, and it realizes high market price.
A rush has already set in from western
Australia and from New South
Wales. Large numbers of diggers, store
Keepers and others have found passage
round westward, while Others from Vic
toria, New Zealand, &c, have arrived in
SYDNEY. whence steamers are being
specially laid on, most of which will call
at the Queensland ports en- route to pick
up additional mines, The two places OF
debafkation are Port Derby Kings Sound
and Cambridge Gulf.
Mr.. Derby, a merchant, writing on
March 20, says about eight men have
made their way in from the gold fields
They report about forty men up there.
They have come in to buy ratiOns 1t is
going to be the largest field in Australia.
All the men who are in have gold with
them, but they are keeping it dark, and
have only brought in enough for their
wants / bought eighty-four ounce from
two men yesterday, twenty-five ounces
from another, eleven ounces from another,
and seven ounces from another. We hear
of another party close TO here who have
240 ounces with them, one piece weighing
nineteen ounces. 1t is beautiful sample
ofgOld, quite as good as the Palmer gold.
What we have purchased runs from five
ounces to one ounce, the pieces being AL
water worn except one parcel, which was
evidently got on the surface from rough
leader. All am afraid of is a big rush Of
men with no money"
The labOring white men demand lbs. 4,
day for ordinary work, and it is very diff
fieult to obtain the services Of blacks.
Chinese labor is also scarce at present. A
few miles from Derby Mr.. Derby saw a
number of alligators in river, and he has
seen snakes also very frequeptly, some OF
them being very tong. He says that $50
miles of the 800 which divide Darby AOm
the diggins Is over q boggy track. The
belief that the field viii prove one Of the
most permanent and paying that has yet
been discovered In any part Of the world
grows daily and IS It las been estim2ted
s. Mr.. Haram4a. the GofsrnnleAi geoler
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04
TRADE NOTES.

Three railroads own l87, coo. eco acres OF
land.
The iron moulders' strike at st. Louis
has been compromised.
The Brotherhood of Locomotive Firerhen
viii bold convention in Atchison, Kan,
July 81.
The employing bakers of New York have
for the most part conceded the demand Tor
more pay and shorter hours
Drop dime into Jay GOuld's hat every
time the clock ticks, and you will have
some idea of his INCOME.
Skilled workmen in the boiier shops At
Niles, o., get S225 per day; common taaos,
81 20 for ten hours work.
good subject for discussion in the vari-
ous assemblies of the X. of l.. would be,
The Ballot; Its Use and Abuse.
The Knights of Labor at TrintOn, y. j.,
have selected ST., 600 site for their new
temple.
The Knights Of Labor have called con,
yentiOn in Wisconsin to nominate Iuli
State ticket.
The lockout in the building trades at
Washington, d. c., is practically ended,
and work has started up again.
About 800 eigarmakers were locked out
at Baltimore, Nd, June is, pecanse they
asked for 20 per cent increase IN wages.
The members of the Journeymen Bakers
Union at Baltimore, Md, lave started
cooperative bakery, aud with every pros
pees Of success.
The trouble with the Keene Brothers ~
Sto,sb'O,,u and Lynn has broken ont again
~ tirn, md the K tghts Of Labor are pre-
jsrring for . big agt-
urk;le there arett thousands OF women liy-
SsrFsts infNeN York and making
ssis SPICES 4 sAnnos Be vel
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04
SPORTING.


II
The Cincinnati's continue to win.
The Augustus, of the Southern League,
win disband.
The Eastern clubs are too easy for their
Western brethren.
Mike Hines is the only left-handed
catcher in the Southern League.
HandibOe will hereafter be played from
two to three times week.
Petey Browning is too useful a man for
the Louisvilles to release.
Mari Phillips has been secured to play
at short range for the Nets.
Fred Carroll is the best general all around
player in the Allegheny club.
There is no truth in the story that Jim
my Field will be resigned by the Ale
ghenys.
The Detroit club has preferred charges
against Arson for his recent disgraceful con-
duct in that city.
1t is thought that Bennett will be all
right about the time the New Yorks arrive
in Detroit.
Grasshopper Jim, as big Whitney is IA
miliarly known, is doing great work for the
Cowboys this season.
Young Terry has developed into quite a
pitcher this year. He is doing effective
work for the BrOoklyns.
The Baltimore american says: THE Bal
timOre club lost again yesterday. This is
not, strictly speaking, news; but it is a
fact that will interest few Baltimore peO-
pie. 1t is understood that the water out
west doesn't agree with the men,"
Mike Scanlon, the manager of the Ma
tionals, has been fired. Joe Start will take
his place.
President Nimick considers Charley
Smith the equal of any short stop in the
Association.
Arlie Latham is beyond doubt the most
useful player to any club in the American
Association.
Tony Mullane is batting furiOusly and it
is fight between he and FOutz to see
which will rank rs the heaviest batting
pitcher.
Kuehnc has changed his name from Three
Dagger Kuehne to TwO-bagger kuehne.
Manager Phillips does not like the change.
Charleston and Memphis are the only
Southern League cities in which there are
no postponed games to be played off on ac-
count of rain.
The st. Louis Browns take more chances
in base running than any club in the coun-
try. Nothing but steady fielding can keep
them down
Manager Schmeltz's club holds fifth place
in the National League, while his old club.
Atlanta, is still in the championship race of
the Southern League.
Sam Jones says: ''If there is anything
base, and base as hell, it is base ball. Sam
must have tried umpiring game some
where when the playing was close and the
betting even,
Ryan, the new find" of the Chicagos,
is hitting harder than any one else in the
nine, and Captain Arson is showing his
appreciation of the fact by putting him
more regularly on the team.
The management of the Boston club
have adopted new method to enthuse the
boys into playing good ball. Any player
who is injured and lays off for a certain
length of time, will have his salary docked.
Standing of the Clubs.
There has been no change in the stand
ing of the clubs within the past few days,
save that the Cincinnatis have moved up q
little and the Baltimore and Nets have
dropped back st. Louis is still in the
lead, with the Brooklyn second and the
Alleghenys third.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-07-04
BILL NYE
HR DIscoVERs AHAN WITH 1 REAL IDEA.


The following circular from hotel man
in Kansas is going about over the country
and it certainly deserves more than pass
ing notice. change the name OF the hotel
and proprietor in order to avoid giving any
free boom to q man who seems to be THOR
thoroughly selfreliant and able to take
care of himself The rest Of the circular
is accurately copied:
DEAR SIR-NOt having enough room
under our present arrangements, and WISH
ing to make the Roller Towel House the
recognized headquarters for travelling men,
we desire to enlarge the building. Not
having the money ON hand to do so, we
make the following proposition: Ii you
will advance us five dollars TO be used Tor
the above purpose, we will deduct the
amount from your bill when stopping with
us. We feel assured that the travelling
men appreciate our efforts to give them
frst-class Accommodations, and as the above
amount will be deducted from your bill
when stopping with us, we hope for favor
able reply. Should you not visit our town
again, the loan will be repaid in cash.
j. hRASH 1ONEL,
Propr. Roller Towel House.
Here we have a man with quiet, gen.
tlemanly way, and yet withal a cool, level
head, man who knows when he needs
more room and how best to 90 to work to
remedy that defect. Mr.. Towel sees that
another row Of sleeping-rOoms, cut low In
the ceiling, is actually needed. In fancy
healready sees the rooms added to his house.
Each has strip of hemp carpet in front of
the bed and cute little green shade over
the window, a shade that falls down when
we try to adjust it, filling the room with
Kansas dust. In his dreams he sees each
room fitted out with one of these smooth
deceptive beds that are all right until we
begin TO use them for sleeping purposes, a
bed that the tall man lies diagonally across
and groans through the live-lOng night.
Mr.. Towel has made rapid calculation
on
THE BUTTERED SIDE OF A MENU,
and ascertained that if one-half the travel
ling men in the United States would kind
" advance five dollars, to be refunded in
case they did not decide to make n tour to
the Roller Towel House, and to be taken
out of the bill in case they did, the amount
so received would net only add row of
hOt-air bedrooms, with flexible
soap and a demonstrating glass, but also
ensure an electric button, which may or
may not connect with the Office, and over
which said button the following cpitaph
could be erected