Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-11-24
BRIGHT Ri IS.

"MR. DUSENBBRY, see he bargain made !!
l paid SOC. basket for these peaches
MY dear, they are nalf decayed. You paid
an ohal price for them. '-PAiIdde 'phiG CdU.
Music AND MARR1AGE.-Rublnste when
In LeIpsic, was one day visited by very
pretty girl, who asked permission to play for
him. After her somewhat doubtful perform
ance she rose and asked the great master,
who was smiling ironically, "WEat shall |
dot" Get married" was Rublnstein'slaconlc
answer. given IN u tone of convection. Must
cat Courier.
CONSTANT READER who never remem-
0ers anything. apparently is respectfully IN
t0rmt that when II is stated that Miss
Uppersee is creating a Juror in musical Giro es
IN London it does not follow that MISS Upper
see mas sung in public. 1t only means that
MISS Uppersee has made herself solid with
some foreign correspondent OF an American
paper. Do we make ourselves understood?-
Bot "a Trdnscript.
FIRST BREwER-Have you heard of the bill
just submitted to the German Reichstag?
Second Brewer-What ABOUT?
About the manufacture of beer?"
mo; what is ltP'
at provides that nothing but hops. malt
and water shall be allowed to enter into It's
manufacture"
THAT will be qHeer kind of beer, must
say" -PAts6ur0 Chronicle.
MISS ETHEL-Yes, indeed, we girls are fully
alive to the justice of the popular criticism on
chatJering women, and nat is the reason we
organized our Thought Club.
Mr.. Blank-Thought Club?
Yes; and it's doing US such a world o.
good"
81 don't doubt It,"
mo, indeed. Why, at the last meeting We
talked fer five whole hours on the adyantaoes
of silent meditation. OnIahd World.
A SYMPTOM OF LUNACY.-Thev meet.
so YOU are still on the invalid list?"
ALAS, yes, and have taken gallons o.
medicine"
Perhaps you take too much medicine?"
"Well I've tried everything. Last summer
tried sea-bathing and now | am trying elec.
tricity."
NO wonder you are in bad health after GO
lug through salt and battery"
And then as Inc awful truth dawned upon
them. they both burst into maniac laughter
and fed from the scene.-Chica0o Rambler.
SO Miss Blank is marriedg'' he inquired
"Yes"
&" hear that her father gave her CHECK
for 80 o0O.'
:" Yes. he did,"
" W as II good for anything?"
Wei, that's the point that puzzles every .
body who was there. They were all crowd
held 1t aloft and exclaimed: Dear father.
but these diamonds are enoughp she touched
1t to the gas, and away it went. | think It's
a new kink, and one intended to save the old
man. "-Det, oft Free Press.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
The old man he carried a hod,
His son he got rich on molasses,
The grandson a scholar he grew
And took the first place in his classes;
statesman, he rose to high rank.
And he left a gre { name and much riches I.
His son took to dealing in stocks
And lost everything but hls--pantaloons,
And thus goes the old whirligig--
The son o. this illigant gold'up
Spent his moneyln bummlng around
Now he carries nod like the old 'un
-Nel0 York Journal
ONE fine day Scrigglesville an came to
town with pallful of clans, which he sold
Then washing out the pail carefully, he had
gallon of m GLASSES poured into it and started
for home. Feeling the weight of his burden.
he put stick through the bail and hung the
pail over his shoulder. Presently, logging
along in an distracted fashion, the Scriggles-
willie man espied PIN in the road, and being
of a frugal turn, he stopped over to PICK it up.
This seemed to the mo asses to be as good n
chance as 1t could find, and it promptly
stepped out of the pail and walked ali over
the back of the igglcsville mans neck
GOOD heavings" gasped the Scrigglesyille
man, as he struggled TO his feet and viewed
the devastation wrought upon the scenery,
"a gallon of molasses for a pin" This
teaches us never to throw away a certainly
for al uncertanty.-R0ckLdnd C0urtey-G Ga
zgfte.