New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

1t evidently De Lacy who is sick and not his wife.
lie has Sharp cramps
The papers rcpor. this a great year for spring
poetry By the way the Democratic candidate for Mayor
IN Kansas City, most thorough paced spring poet has
just defeated The only faults alleged against
him that he WAS Democrat and poet, but these
we're enough.
Farmers Vndleator saw by the dispatches that ten
barrels OF whiskey had been washed away by Hood he
Rending Disaster Texas Siftings.
see that Frank Manning tho boarding house thief
has gone to q new boarding house."
Has he What do you suppose he will get this time r.
He will get years; his boarding house is In Sing
Sing, you know"
Tit should be decided that repairs the City Hall
needed because OF the dsintegraton mentioned In
THE TRIBUNE. the advertisement calling for proposals
should distinctly state that no bid from Charles A. Bud
densiek Will be accepted.
Musical Herald relates that when Globe reporter dis
covered accidentally that the Boston symphony oicbes
ira was going to perform the Harold symphony by
Beoz at the next concert he rushed back to the Office
and told the managing editor that the orchestra TO
perform He'dtd symphony, written by some Italian
Whreupon The Globe editor AZ once dispatched the re-
composer get up Glo6e symphony have It ready
for sunday edition: This fiction, OF course but it will
do Tor illustration of how some things are done.
-lSpringhed Union.
An Ohio florist OF Democratic proclives set out
species OF last year which be proudly named the
Cleveland Rose This spring died; 1t couldn't reach
second term
DO you know yeung--w
The rich young fellow -
. The rich one"
NO"
"Why thought heard him hail you luite.iamiliarly
at the club the other night late
WAS he tullf'
"Yes."
An! Well. | have some acquaintance with him. He
desut sneak To me when hos sober. and don't speak
him when mes drunk Isan Francisco Chronicle.
The saloons In which Lampasas Jake breaches In
New Mexico aro doing rushing business, and the pro-
prietors are all xious have him continue his
gclistic work.
"Goin ter Quit the bus'nessl" inquired boggar OF
another AS latter began 10 unbucke his wooden leg
Z Naw but I'm gettin trod o bein lame" and he
hshed pair OF goggles out OF his pocket. guess I'll
Well say. Jest lcmne have yer wood leg awhile will
yer My arms gcttn' cramped from bein inside my
coat 40 long. 80
Cert, il you'll lot yer soier's cap day It's
the ducks crippled III the gets the lush
lChcago Rambler
The Nichi Nichi ShinbuI OF japan thinksth all Chi
laundes the Pacldc Coast should at once do
cline TO wash white Christian shirts Yes, and much
Denis kearney and the other sand letters would care II
white Christian shirts remain UNIV ashed for
had, In his Youthful day o for models with req
hair In Lon ion street. day he happened 10 see
Young gil with the wished Tor auburn looks
jug OF milk Ifo Immediately FASTENED after her cahns
Ill., therel H. there" The girl began TO quicken her
pace Whistler did tho same. Tho glIl began TO run
10 did Whistler Down the street fled the terrified girl
dropI ing her jug Of milk flight. Tho street boys
| Joined III the chase, and policeman, thinking hot
thief would have arrested her had NOS Whistler when 10