St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17

-Sarah d. Hobart, in Chicago Adrocats
MY IMITATION WIFE.
A Story, With a Moral, for Soci-
ETY. Young Mon.
had just adjusted my tie, and was
preparing to leave, when mother came
in
Going out, are you, Tom?" said she.
.'Yes, ma am"
..Wherc, to another partya"
s.Yes. ma am"
THAT makes three this week. doesn't
it, Tom?''
"Yes. ma'am. We're hurrying to
get through. Coin to take Miss Beau
fort tonight, and then I'm done with
the Jolly Clubs parties"
Mother, somehow or other, did not
seem to think very much of what said.
Tom. l wish you would get mar.
ried, she said, with a troubled face.
Il believe you would stay at home
some,n
well, 1 am awful tired. mother,
and completely worn out"
''Then why don't you quit it?''
BEST reason in the world. mother.
| am neither engaged nor in love, but
I'm willing to be-
1t was getting late, so l started after
this, but the look on mothers face set
me to thinking. My mother is the best
woman in the world, even if do say
it myself. and felt worried about her.
She was right. was out nearly every
evening. This evening at reception,
next time ball, then theater party
and so on. OF course l could afford it,
for my salary as cashier at Hart's was
liberal one. But wasn't saving
q cent, and my own home folks never
saw me except at the table. Even poor,
old. patient mother was complaining.
But was having lots of fun. There
was tina: Beaufort girl. She was fine
one. Could dance any kind. talk about
any thing you wanted and make You
have the finest time in the world. Then
there was Vene Wright. She would
take in the baseball with fellow. 60
rowing. skating. any thing for fun.
Then Eene had money. That was an
important item.
Why shouldn't l tackle Miss Vene
on the subject of matrimony.
Thomas. old son. said to myself,
''Vene is the one"
But Vene. somehow or other, did not
exactly suit the case. and my mind re-
: verted to Miss Beaufort. Miss Beau
fort was smart, pretty. stylish and
her financial standing. This was an
Important matter to me in those days.
Meanwhile the coupe had neared Miss
Beaufort's. had never been there be-
fore. and to my surprise found it to be
very unpretentious house. / confess
I was disappointed. / expected to
drive up to an elegant mansion, be
ushered into fine reception-reom with
servants in livery. and there await the
coming of Miss Beaufort. Then / ex-
pccted to make a bold dash for Miss
Beaufort's heart-propose. and posi-
bly, be accepted or declined by the time
the party was over. But not so.
A little lady with gray hair opened
the door, and she was introduced to me
by Miss Beaufort as mamma. Miss
Beaufort was ready and waiting. SO we
walked out to the coupe.
"Mr. Silver" said she. "don't you
think there is great amount of snob-
berry in society, and lots OF downright
foolishness?'
''Well. yes." said |.
For instance. said she, 'here is an
elegant coupe thatyou nave brought for
me, and yet the party is only two blocks
awav"
This certainly was very refreshing.
] had actually squandered five dollars
to have this coupe for the evening, and
she did not even so much as notice it.
know Vene would have enjoyed ride
i'm it.
..Mr. Silver" said she to me again.
"thiS is the last party l am going to
this winter"
We'll. why?" said l. Aren't you
going to take in the German Club ball
and the others?"
No" said she. Mamma hasn't
the money: she can't afford it. ="
MIR. Silver" she continued. "csn
you afford to spend so much money on
socicty?"
l looked at her. There was honesty
fairly shining out of her pretty black
eyes. even if she wasn't very polite.
So answered her honestly.
No. Miss Beaufort. l can not. /
haven't saved cent this winter, and
get big salary. too"
WELL" said she. Il have met you
out so frequently. feel quite well ac-
t.aainted with you. and expect have
been little impolite
mo. said |. Il am glad that you
take that much interest in me-
Then we changed the subject. Ihad
asplendid time at the party and en-
jcyed Miss Beaufort's company very
much. l found her level-headed and