New-York tribune., 1886-01-09
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Some OF the Representatives In Congress who were
most lavish In the OF stationery when IL came free
now draw nine tenhs OF the 1925 allowance In cash at
fthe close OF each session.
Toledo Will soon AID TO her Manual Training School
a domestic department In which girls will receive
systematic training Ia household duties
A Harvard graduate was found shor. time ago who
did not know who discovered America. lie will be
shocked to learn that IL was not q Boston man.
A wealthy Tennessaean committed suicide in parlor
car the other day, aud the newspapers say that no
cause can be assigned for the rash deed" The prone
bilty that this Tennesscean couldn't ma HE worth
living after the porter ID plundered him doesn't seem
entered the minds of TINS uniortuaate mans
frends-L Baltimore Herald
A thief in Wilmington N c.. found his lines cast III
hard places when tried enter house through a
chimney the other night The lady Of the house got up
to nd tho OF the noise and as the night WAS
cold kinded big wood fire right below where the thief
WAS stuck After being smoked and roasted foe couple
of hours the lre-eater pulled out OF the chimney
with the aid OF wnalass and landed IN jail, sadder
and wiser man.
or In the chilly night,
When bed-clothes snugy bound ma.
I've heard tho wh'kered telines fight
In martial troops around me.
The spat of cats.
The hurled brckbats,
The careless words then spokenj
The eyes that shone
The back fence on,
The panes of glass now broken!
-IPhiladelphia Item.
There arc so many young women from Wellesley
College In and Ohio that they talk of forming
another Western association with headquarters III Ceye
land.
An enterprlsng Ptsburg woman about to start
cort bur.a IN Washington Boston, New York aud Pha-
delphla where young Indies without heans secure
escorts the theatre ny paying 40 She Is allowed TO
choose from album face to her taste ana the young
man pays all the ei penses. -lCleveand Leader.
Washington supports between IL. 900 and $1,000 dogs
OF which not half licensed. Yet the poundmaster
never knew OF hydrophoba in the District and
tho only mad dog he one In Germany In
1862.
1t was little girl at Maiden. who. having been
naughty, and having received u punishment from her
mother said this prayer ferventy when she went 10 bod
O. God please mako mo good: not real good hut Just
good enough 30 won't have to DO whipped "-LBoston
Record.
Tho Oregon Legislature did bright thing in enactng
that whoever loses money the gaming table entitled
to recover the amount It often proves inst twice
as expensive luxury for the bank" to win to lose
game.
The Rev. Adirondack Murray says that whilo Yale
College student he lived four months on dict which
always supposed water could be had for nothing. Per-
haps Mr. Murray deprived himself OF uxurie In order to
indulge In the necessarie9 OF DIe-pOker ana other
games p Norristown Herald.
A man OF Akron Ohio has robbed his sweetheart of
5000 intrusted to him, with which he away. She
should bo thankful that tho discovery made In time.
BOSTON BEAUTY.
She read to rest her tho Zend Avesta,
Aud could talk IN Homeric Greek,
She was u master OF ZOroaster,
ON Kant had wrote critlque.
With Emerson ana Parker, aud Scheirmacher,
Aud Baker and Joseph Cook
She familiar, and would almost kill
In discussing them like "a book
She'd give you q spasm on protoplasm,
And make you dizzy on art;
She prime ON theology and anthropology,
On Darwin, and Hobbs and Descartes.
1t was almost painful sho had such brainful
OF knowledge SO FAR out of reach
IL almost intolerable 10 hear her grow yoluble
With her pollysylaboa speech.
She would talk aud gubbe on the ruins of Babylon,
And the excavations IN Creta,
Switch of on psychology. physics, phol0gy,
Coal, carbon, petroleum and peat
She had for her sultors professors and tutors
or ante 1iluvian lore,
But she fam would resist em and quickly dismiss 'em
And showed 'em the way TO the door.
But there sumner st. Louis drummer,
Aud his suit persstently piled.
And this St Louis drummer he wooed and won her
And carried her OF rs his bride.
LYNN Saturday Union
Condemnation Is beginning 60 visit the unterrined
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