Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-05
BRIGHT BITS.

RE SMITH COLLEGE GIRLS have organized q
society Tor the protection OF birds. The larks
OF the young gentlemen will receive their irst
MISUNDERSTANDING Free Press
CALLER-Onl5 fancy, Mrs. Dowderley, /
was very nearly calling on your neighbor,
Lady Masham, whose day ut home it is, too,
When suddenly remembered WASH dressed
for paying calls.-Punch.
SCENE-A Shylock street Artful Gallery
Dealer-Ah, that's a magni fcent work, my
LORD want thousand guineas for that.
Dlves-Reallyy Is that all! frame included?
picture still on sale, J-Judg.
MISS SMITHERs-Charley, dear, what kind
Of a flower is that?
Mr.. Roseman Ga young colegian)--Love,
that Is not flower t. is a tobacco plant
Miss Sml thers-"Oh, how nice it must look
when the plugs are hanging on it.-Jud1e
INFORMATION has been received through a
medium, whom the writer knows to be strict
ly reliable. TO the effect that when the angels
pass Hugh COnway's mansion in the sky they
rustic their wings as llttle as possible, in or
der not TO disturb the gentleman in his litera-
ry abOrs.-Puck.
A RAT ran out on the stage at Richmond
Va, and became frightened and bounded of
into the midst of the audience. Aimee was
playing. All, that accounts for il. The poor
creature was not frightened. but shocked
Rats with four legs are more modest than
some with only twO.-BootoB Transcript
GUIBALLARD is astonished at the revolts
which have occurred in some of the prisons
II can't understand" he said to one of his
friends now man can revolt when he is IN
chains"
"Oh, can understand it easily enough. ."
replied the other. "Why, ! am married my
self.-Erchdnge.
civilian, dear. Mrs. smith has never re-
ceived that letter of mine which / gave YOU
TO mail for me month ago. You posted it,
didn't you?"
why. OF course did. nv love.n And far
down in the most sulphurous corner of me in.
fernal regions a chorus Of redlegged fieuds
blew p9an Of 10y on b-1at comets, as they
heated to incandescence birthstone pit la
beled Reserved for William w. Jones y
PUCK.
A YOUNG MARRIED LADY, who moved into
the country from city home, considered
keeping hens pleasant and profitable duty.
As she became more absorbed in the pursuit
her enthusiasm increased, and "hens' made
a favOrite iect Of her thoughts and con
versatiOn. During one Of her animated de-
scriptions of success a friend inquired: Are
your hens good hensY' ''Oh. yes" she replied,
in delighted tone; ''they haven't laid bad
egg yet. "-Cdtsktli Hdil.
FIRST DUDE.-Yas, Chawlev is a good
enough fellow, but he is feahfully deformed.
you know.
Second dude-Defawmed No didn't know
IT. In what way Is Chawley defawmed?
First Dude-NhY. Gawge, you see he has
how'd great cowilck wight on his forehead
so ne can part his hair IN the middle. 1t is
too deuCed bad, YOU knaw, for, aside from his
defawmity, Chawley is a DANCED good fellah,
you knaw .-D0RsUjHs Breeze.
IKE SLOAN was a farmer. like all other Yer
mOnters, but wasn't exactly one of the type
whose "rritters' and vegetables ALWAYS bring
more money than other peoples. ON the con-
trary, II there was any difference between the
price that he got for his products ard the
market rate 1t was generally to his disad
vantage One day on his way back from the
village he complained bitterly to the people
with whom he goss ped along the road that
the storekeepe mad abused him most shame
fully by giving him only cents a pound for
his maple sugar. But, gOl darn him." said
Sloan with a chucke. II got even with HIM
for put MORN two dozen buckle fuls of water
INTO the sap before billed it !'- Boston RecO1d