New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-11-25
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THE TALK or The DA Y.

Tho Prophetic Conference which has just been hold
In Chicago was very earnest and dignlied BODY
but 1t attracted queer enthusiasts for whose
vagaries it should not DO held responsible. One OF
these distributed handbils which made the following
announcement:
COMING PROPHETIC EvENTSi
During the Next Few Years. Before the Year 1000,
Great Religious Revivas. Second Advent
Of Christ, and Resurrection and
Ascension of Christians without Dying. Terrible
Wars and Earthquakes,
Including England's loss OF Ireland and India and
Conquest OF Germany by France, changing twenty
three Kingdoms into Daniels predicted Franco Roman
Confedcracy of Ten Kingdoms. prior to NapoleOno
Anti -Christs Seven Years Covenant with the Jews
Daniel vii "a; TX. 27, Spread Of Socialism, Com
munsm, Nihilism, Red -Republicanism Spritualism,
eliminating In the Great Tribulation and Anti
Chrst's Massacre Of Myrlads Of Christians during
three and half years. and then the Millennium Of
1000 years, etc.-Matt. XIV, 81; Rov. Xxx
wish this were a chestnut BELL" he sah as
no took her hand In his.
"Wby so 2" she blushingy asked
Because would ring IT," She he answered. ssd tb. aav
Is named.-(B0ston Courier.
He was an unsalted young man at the oyster fes-
tival given by tho Dorcas Aid Society Of Christ
Church, and he was seated In front Of a-hah dozen
fried. A pretty girl waiting on him.
"Ah" he said to her as he selected tho cond
mcnts from the caster, "have you any wiShed-you-
Certainty" she replied, and sitting down she or
dewd enough stuff to put t,ot dollar and half extra
lie says now he never uld Ike saucy girl
Boston Critic,
Down in New Orleans. according to "The Plea
yune" the greatest surprise about three dollar
cane presentation is the twenty dollar bar bill the
man who receives the has to pay after treating
the subscribers to the presentation fund Such
things are not peculiar to New Orleans BY any
means.
Times Social Revenges. Mrs. Veragnnde-Ohl
I know that Mrs. Upstart is Just green with envy
ing ssvm5Sathizing Frlend-Yes indeed
"You remember we were both married In the Same
church. and her wedd ng was ever 80 much finer
han mine ana she MIC" H. 'oo'
I'D lust like to SEQ her now tearing her hair when
reet funeral there ever was on this street and her
husband Just walowing In health she can't equal
1t for years yet."-tOmaha Worn.
"Tbe Post" of Boston says that some OF the newly
rich ~ that own are particular that they will not
moo tho Book Of Common Prayer. Tho funny man
% "1bs POST can work of a chestnut as well Us
the rest Of the boys
0I,ve been on this road 10 years" said the con
ductor on southern railroad TO passenger who
comnlaned OF the slow time, IAN l know what I'm
sailing about" zen years. oh I" said the passon-
GER ""What station did you get on ati"- Harpors
BaZar
"The Baltimore American" wants tho baseball
mon to invent bouncing machine for tho universal
nuisance who jumps up In hls excitement and treads
Oh other peoples corns.
when the baseball fever at its height hcro tho
last season some very bad Of 1t appeared among
the youngsters. ono six year old organized nine
and challenged another juvenile nine " mortal com
bat: but tho game didn't materinlize. why didn''
YOU play !" asked the father OF tho six year old cap
tain "Oh" tho reply. In tone Of disgust
"The Boston Herald" Is willing to sec some good
In New-York Apropos Of our Aldermanic trials II
ays, "whsn the machinery Of justice gcts started