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Les ~autorites de la Douane a New
York ont ordonn6 aux officers dn
steamer State of Georgia de ramener
Oh ills les avaient pris soixante Juifs
russes que lie steamer await t%ransportes
de ce bord-ci de PAtlantique.
The Opelousas courier., 1886-07-31

Pendant que Pom dechargeait I'm wa
gon charge de vieux mat6riaux d'artil-
lerie q st. Petersburg, le is. une
bonnie a fat explosion, tnant seize
p~ersonnes ct en- pleasant plnsieurs au.
tres.
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| HAVE. AS YOU KNOW.

Been selling Bradfeld's Female Regulator
for years, and have had a steadily increasing
for it it gives the very best s~atistae.
ton, / frequently sell it to physicians, who
use it in their practice with the most salts
results. r. THOMAS, NJ. D.,
Valdosta, Ga.
Send for Treatise on Woman. Mailed free.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co., Atlanta, Ga.
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Danger !! A neglected cold or cough may
lead to Pneumonia, Consumption or other fatal
cold as by magic. Best t6ing for dyspepsia,
digestion, sick headache as thousands testiis
The Opelousas courier., 1886-07-31

LIE cabinet anglais a envoye le 20 sa
d6mission a la refine Victoria qni IA
accept6e aussit6t. Lord Salisbury sera
charge de former un nouveau cabinet.
The Opelousas courier., 1886-07-31

Shiloh's Cough and Consumption,
cure is sold by US on a guarantee. 10
cures consumption. Sold by NJ. P.
Young g. Co.
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opost an on; n,,anra 6tourdie.,.

C'est ca qui m'auIa 6tourdie...
M. Sourdat tressaillit. Pour la pre-
miere fois, depuis DIES annees, il sentlt
s'amollir son ceur de vieux gareon. Ii
songeait que cette frele illette await
fait trois lieues pour tirer son bon ami
des critics de la JUSTICE. Trois lieues
en- plein soleil, ct d jeun encore -.
Celia remnait SEES fibres 4es plus sensi-
bles. Dams son desarroi, il jetait un
regard d6sesp6r6 sur la table LA sa-
|lade les ecrevisses b.. chair a gems
repus... Ma fol heroiquement, vio-
lemment, il attira a lui le plat on Sc
pavanaitla truite, en- souleva uh large
ilet quill deposa dams n assiette de-
want la ~charbonni6re ahurie, ct, la fai-
SAINT asseoir
-Mangez dit.il imperieusement.
On n'ent pas besoin de le lni r6p6ter.
Ellie mangeaiL ~voracement, farouche-
ment. En- quelques minutes l'assiette
fut vide, ct M. Sourdat, h6roique JUS
GUAM bout, la remplit de nouveau.
LIE grefier Touchebenf ecarquillait
les yeux. II ne r~econnaissait plus lie
juge.. Ii admirait, o sans un senti-
ment de regret, lie robuste appetit de
cette charbonniere qui d6vorait ce
poisson exquis ans plus de cer6monie
que sill sc fit agi dun hareng saur, ct
il marmnrait en- son par-dedans +:
"C'est ponrtant dommage... Une 81
belle piece J..
A ce moment la porte SQUIRT. LIE
troisieme %convive, NJ. lie cure de Saint
Victor, en- soutane neuve, lie tricorne
sous lie bras, entra dams la sale ct s'ar-
r6ta, interloqu6, 'devant fetrange spec
tacle de cette sanvagesse AISLE a la
table du JUICE.
-Trop tard! monsieur le cure,
grommeia NJ. Sourdat, il NY a plus de
truite T.. En- meme temps il lui c%ontait
rhistoire de In petite charbonniere.
LIE cure poussa I'm soupir; il COM
prenait la grandeur du sacrifice !; puts,
moiti6 emu, Motto %souriant, il tapa sur
repaule du juge:
-M0nsienr N6morin Sourdat, s'6cria
t il, vous valez mieux que YOU ne pen
SEE L.. En- verit6, je vous lie dis, tous
vos pech6s de gourmandise vous seront
remis, pour prix de cette trnite Que
nous ~n'avons pas mangee.
The Opelousas courier., 1886-07-31

Les habitants de Vicksburg ont de
eide samedi par D majorit6 etourdis
sante qn'ils continueraient a absorher
DIES liqueurs fortes.
The Opelousas courier., 1886-07-31

BILE BEANSl What a funny name
for a medicine! Nevertheless it is very
significant as applied to the article.
Bile, according to Webster, is ca vel
lowish bitter, viscid nausceous fluid,
secreted by the liver" Whenever the
liver does not act properly this fluid is
retained in the blood and poisons the
whole system, andsallowness and misery
is the result. SMITHS BILE BEANS
is a sure cure for biliousness and liver
complaint. Price, % cents per bottle.
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NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT APpLI.
~ CATION for patents for Town Lots, b.
ginning at post marked No. /, eR corner
Of the Town Of Bristol. Thence b 8 minersl
monument No. bears 3 72H degrees e 22.S9O
feet; o mineral monument Mo.2 standing Il
the northeast corner Of Sixth and Main strccts.
In the Town Of Bristol. bears N S0h degrees VI
1850 feet.
First course. 8 7oh degrees W a,elo fest
post married. No. 2. corner Town Of Bristol
thence, I'D course, N 1ek degrees " 2,SlO feet
to post marked No. 8, NV corner Town of Bris.
tol; thence. Sd course, S0A degrees j 3,0lO
feet to post marked No. I, NE corner Town Of
Bristol; and thence, eth course. % iSk dearess
2.640 feet 10 post No. l, the place Of beginning.
containing one hundred and sixty acres, and bt.
State Of Nevada must be made TO the unde
signed ON or before the 11th day Of FebTasry
4. d. 1854, or be forever barred. See Compile
Laws Of the State of Nevada, D, AIG. vol.
section Ss5s, act approved February 10th, ie9
Application must be nled with 4. J. Nlai
Bristol. Nevada.
HENRY RIvxs,
su1l.et TT stss Of sNnstts Of Hrj
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order to the hereditary effects in their
babies.
Boston folks buy bread on Sunday on
credit and refuse to pay it because Sun
day debt is outlawed in that State. The
bilked bakers ask for protection.
The Petersburg IVA. Appeal complains
that the people have collected gamblers
and indicted murderers to the City Coun-
ell, who ''plunder the Treasury"
Chicago gasmakers expect to furnish
$500, 100000 feet Of their product this
year to consumers, and they claim that
the electric light has not burt their busi.
ness at all.
Wyoming hunters are excited over re.
ports that come from the head waters Of
Snake river Of band OF fifty head OF
white. or snow elk. Hitherto there have
bceu traditions OF snow elk, in which
they arc described - being as white as
the snow. from which they get their
name, and larger and swifter than the
common elk. Now and then one has
been seen but never herd.
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Application for a Patent

UNITED srArxs LAND oYrIcx,

UNITED SrA1xs LAND OFFICE,
Eureka. Nevada, February 8, A. d. 1883.
NOTICE IL HEREBY GIVEN THAT D. j.
~ Fallis and J. D. Lehmer, whose postotace
address Is Cincinnati, Ohio. have this day fled
their application for patent for fifteen hun
dred linear feet OF the "Indian Chief" mine or
vein bearing gold and silver, with surface
ground six hundred feet In width. situated
In PshrAnagat Lake Mining District. County
Of Lincoln and State Of Nevada, and designated
by the fiold notes and official plat on file In this
Office as Lot Number 49, in Township Q, South
Range, 81 East OF Mount Diablo Meridian. The
exterior boundaries Of said Lot No. SO being Nc
follows. to wit;
beginning at a post marked No /, U 9 Sur
voy No 80, whence the I post between Sections
80 and 20, r 3. 8 X, t9 +, n D NJ, bears N deg
Is min 100 feet. and the mouth Of Springer's
Tunnel bearg len deg W 100 feet. Thence
running. lat course. y deg 40 min W 1900 feet,
monument bears II feet from said post No q
Thence, ID course, N 81 deg Is min " 800 feet
to post Married No 8, U s Survey No 80; old
monument bears N 81 deg W 26 feet from sale
post No .. Thence. ID conrse, n deg IS mil
u 1906 feet, 10 post marked No 4. o 8 survey NJ
80. old monument bears 3 "a deg 80 min W 81
feet from post No4. Thence, lth course, s 8.
deg 10 min E 900 feet, to post marked No ]. thu
place Of beginning. Magnetic variation 10 deJ
East. containing 30 66-lOO acres.
The location of this mine is recorded II
the Recorders office OF Lincoln County, State Of
Nevada, In Book OF Mining Notices, page 253
This claim is bounded by no known claims.
Any and all persona claiming adversely any
portion Of said "Indian Chief" mine or sur
lace ground are required to file their advers,
claim with the Register of the United Statei
Land office at Eureka, in the State Of Nevada
during the SIXTY days period Of publication
hereof. or they will be barred by virtue of tn,
| provisions Of the Statute.
II. HINcKLEY, Register.
| 1t is hereby ordered that the foregoing motto,
\ Of application for patent be published for tn,
period Of ten consecutive weeks In the Pioch,
REcoRD. q weekly newspaper, published n
| Piochc, Lincoln county, Nevada.
| fl7.l0t II. HrNCKLEY, Register.
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Application for a Patent
No.7l2
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
Eureka, NevadA, March Is, 1852.
IN J. Smith and George Morton. whose post.
once address is Tempiute, Lincoln County,
Nevada, has this day fled his application for .
patent for fifteen hundred linear feet Of the
Sterling mine or vein bearing silver with sur
face ground six hundred feet In width. and
ss.i0O acres as millsite. situated in Tempt.
ute Mining District, County Of Lincoln and
State of Nevada, and designated by the field
notes and official plat on file In this ONCE -
lot number 81, A and B. located on unsurveyed
land. The exterior boundaries Of said lot No.
81. A and u. being as follows. to wit;
LOT "A:"
Beginning at post marked No. 1, 8 survey
No 81, Lot "a, the same being post No Of o
8 survey No 90. lot "a" Standard lode, whence
bears 9 ii deg 81 min " iess feet. Themes
running, LIST course, N Q deg z 1900 feet. to post
marked No 2, q 3 survey No ST, lot "A;'' thence,
"a course, n 10 deg 900 feet, to post married
No 0, U 8 survey No 81. lot A, thence. ID course,
survey No 81, lot A, the same being post No 2
OF u i survey No 256, lot A. Standard lode, and
thence, 4th course, 8 70 deg W COO fest. to post
No !, the place Of beginning. Containing Is
LOT "B."
Also the following described tract Of land ~
. millsite: Beginning at post marked No !, o
survey No 81, lot "n," whence y mineral
monument No s bears N o. deg z 1855 feet. and
post No Of this survey bears N u deg 27 min
= <s6s0 feet. Thence running, LIST course. N 80
deg W S63 feet, to post marked No2, U 8 survey
No 81. lot "B;" thence. I'd course N deg b9A
feet. to post marked No s, o survey No 81, lot
"B;" thence, Sd course, N 50 deg 500 feet, to
post marked No4 U : survey No 81. lot "B. =
and thence, eth course, 8 8 deg " 694 feet, to
post No l, the place of beginning. Containing
~ S.l0o acres. Magnetic variation l6 degrees 81
min east.
The location Of this mine is recorded In the
Recorders ONCE Of Tempiute Mining District
In book "B. page 1875. OF the mining records Of
said district. This claim Ia bounded on the
south by the Standard. Any and al persons
claiming adversely any portion of said sterl
| Ing Mine and Millsite or surface ground are re-
quired to file their adverse claims with the
| Register OF the United States Land Otfice q
Eureka, in the State Of Nevada. during the sixty
days period Of publication hereof, or they will
be barred by virtue OF the provisions Of th'
Statute. -sI.
FIJI. HINCKLEY. Register.
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SheriR's Sale.

DY VIRTUE oFAN ORDER OF SALE Issued
ID out Of the Sixth judicial District Court, In
and for the County Of Lincoln, State Of Neysda.
and to me directed and delivered, for iuda.
ment rendered In said Court on the 9th day Of
August, A. D. 1888. In favor Of Archie McQusig.
Plaintiff, and against the Naydower 8flyer
Mining Company and the Mayh0wer Mine and
Mining Claim, Defendants, for the sum Of sevun
hundred and sig 4-100 t$706 l-l0O), gold coin
dollars, debt. together with seventy S70) dollars
tax costs, and all accruing costs and interest,
have levied on the following property, to Wit:
That certain mine or mining claim Known a.
and called by the name of the MayhoVer Mine
and Mining Claim, situate, lying and being In
Bristol Mining District, Lincoln County
State Of Nevada. and duly recorded In the Miu.
ing Records Of said Mining District, containing
eight hundred linear feet on said ledge or lode,
ing, and al the rights and privileges pertaining
thereto.
Notice is hereby given that on!
Saturday, the 6th day Of OcteesE
A, D. 1883. At l2 o'clock y, e NJ ~ IN
sell all the right. title snd tnksseet % ~ f1Y-
flower Silver. Mining Company 4. - -
seove dsscrteed property. ~ " H1 Nv
flower Mine md AinilE clai1gs 49, dcof
Of the Court-houss IN Ploehxs Gz1t1ln c0aAty
State Of Nevada. at public Ruelis1. for cash IN
hand, to the highest nn6 best bidder, to natisfy
said Judgment and decres and al costs, and al
costs that may Accrues
ssiS-td. o.P. SHERWOOD. sherin.
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For Bill.Heads. Letter-H eads, CMrtls
Vouchers, and all kinds OF job Print
ing. either Fancy OF Plain, apply to
tho RECORD Off1css
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ILLEGAL.


DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION Ie3UED
ID out Of the Sixth Judicial District Court
In and for the County Of Lincoln. 6tste Of Ne
vsda, and to me directed and delivered for
Judgment rendered in said Court oA Ne Twen-
tteth day Of January, A. D. 1859, in fsver Of 4.
J. Blair and against the Bristol Silver Mining
Company, for the sum of Nineteen Hundred
thirteen and l8l00 Isl sl5 49, dollArs, debt, TO-
gethef with s5s75 dollsrs. tax costs. and all &C.
following property, ,to-wit
steam boiler with attachments, ~ bssreI
Portland cement, pair bullion scales, roll Of
battery screen, cans OF sodium, "a small black
lead crucibles, pair crueible tongs. bull
lion molds, . assay mufies, button molds.
Iron mortars and pestles, six quicksilver ketties
2cupel molds, assay tongs. boss heada,
shoes, wood wheelbarrow, 2retorts, IL length
gass-pipe. smokestack about 80 feet icDg,
cast.iron retort front, monkey wrenchss,
smsll sledges, band-ax q v pipe wrenches,
grindstone. adg, 3 planes. i spirit level. 90
pounds iron washers. Augers. 10 planks lxl6
inches, 10 feet long, . squares, i iron wheslbar-
row, anvil, 21 blacksmith tools with handles,
8 patent screw plates. II pairs blachnl1ith
tongs. 2s pieces Of timbers 6xs inches, 10 pieces
2x9 inches, 8 pieces 6x8 inches, ~ pieces 2x6
10 pieces 2xG, Is pieces 2x10, 78 pieces 2xl0. n
pieces AKA, ss pieces 2as. g. pieces ainch plank
pieces sxs. is pieces 2.inch plank. 90 pieces exk
and 10xl0 hewn, IS pieces 2x6, ~ pieces 2xl let
feet, more or less. pine poles;S pieces Of tim.
ber loxla inches, ~ fest long; 1s pieces plank
Notice 10 hereby given that on
Friday. the Second day of February
A. D. 1883. at IL O'Clock N. Of that day, l will
sell all the right title and interest Of said Bris
tol Silver Mining Company in and to the abovs
| described property, ct the Bristol Silver Min
ing company's mill. in Lipcoln county, Nevada
at public auction, for cash In hand, to tht
highest and best bidder. to satisfy said execu
tion and all costs.
ja27td o. z. SHERWOOD, Sheriff,
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ASTHMA CURE


Cures Asthma, Bronchitis. Throat and Lung
affections. Coughs. Colds, Quincy, Sore Throat,
Hourseness, Soreness IN the Chest or Lungs,
weakkess In the Back, Pains In the Back,
Bowels. Sides. Collie, Group. Pneumonia. Mea-
sles. whooplng Cough, and indigestion. II
heals the entire system. Pleasant tasted US Ice
cream.
Retail Agents. Il. D slaven. Baldwin Drug
Store; ]. II. wldber, cor. Third and Market;
Jas. q. Steele. Palace Hotel Drug Store; DR..
Thompson, cor. Stewart and Market, Marine
Drug Store; DR.. Msyhcw, l44 Fourth; W. NJ.
Searby, $50 Market; DR.. q. b. Tolmah's Drug
Store, 900 stockton. Melville Ferre. souih
San francisco; A. Zsbaldano. 1914 Stockton;
VIM, j. Bryan Grand Hotel Drug Store. Roc
commended BY City, County State, and United
States Cficisis. For sale by all Druggists.
FRArcrsoo. March 1, 1884.
This 10 10 testify that we have all used
Xmas ASTHMA CunEfor Coughs, Colds, Hoarse-
ness and Sore Throat and found II effectunl In
every particular; there are Thirteen Of US here
at the North Harbor Police Station, we heartily
recommend to all our friends and the public.
Captains GuIoS and PoNERor.
North Harbor Police Station.
This Is TO certify that have used kERh's
ASTHMA CURE for Coughs, Colds, Hosrse-
nesss, Sore Throat, and know II to be pertec-
tion and have recommended 1t to all the Fire
department. there being Hundreds of Bottles
sold to the Fire department, and 1t has given
CHAs. Lyons,
IA years In the Fire department.
San francisco, November 90 1883.
REDD1NGToN d CO., Wholesale Druggists
Agents, so aud 53i Market street, San Fran
| cisco.
~. Mack Il Co., Nos. 9 and II Front street
Front street. corner OF Pine.
q Il. RiCharda Il Co. Nos. APT and i}p san
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llIlu more money than ct anything else by
MIN takiug an agency for the best selling
book out. Beginners succeed grandly.
None fail. Terms free. HALLETT Book
Co., Portland, Maine.
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Monday, the 9Th Day of October

A. d. 1884. between the hours OF 0 O'Clock In the
morning and O'Clock in the afternoon. namely,
1t II O'Clock N. Of said day. will sell all the
right, title and interest Of said Bristol Silver
Mining Company in and to the above described
properly, and the smallest amount or parcel Of
said property, to satisfy said above sum Of
Sl,127 81. 100 tax delinquency, costs aud accru-
ing costs, at the front door Of the County Court
house. at Phoebe, County Of Lincoln, State Of
Nevada. at public suction, for cash in hand, "a
the highest and best bidder. to satisfy said
execution and all costs.
sepetd. O.P. SHERWOOD. Sheriff.
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GIVE Us A CALL

satisrAos.o~ guaranteed In all cas-.
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A ND ALL KIND OF FANCY AND PLAIN
"A Job Printingdone 1rst.cla ssstyls and
atshortnottce
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pI0CHE WEEKLY RECORD,
pabi.shAd every Saturday by
RECORD PUBLISHING co.
OFFICE. ODD FELLOWS BUILDING.
MAIN STREET.
TERMS
..hssetytioa. One Year. By Ma!l...........ss
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delivered in Phoebe ard Bullionville at ls
cents per week, payable to the Carriers.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
SheriR's Sale.

DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED
ID out Of the Sixth Judicial District Court.
In and for the County Of Lincoln, state of Ne
vads. and to me directed and delivered, for q
judgment rendered In said Court on the Twen-
ty.third day OF August, A. d. 1884, In favor Of
the State OF Nevsds, plaintiff, and against ths
Bristol Silver Mining Company and also the
real estate and improvements hereinafter de-
scribed. defendants, for the sum OF One Thou.
sand Eighty.three and l1-l00 (Sl, ,083 11-l00I
dollars, tax and delinquency. together with
Forfy-four and 60-l00 ts44 60-100l dollars. tai
costs. and all sccruing costs, have levied on
the following property. to.wit:
Possessory claim to one hundred and sixty
t160j acres Of land, about one ~ mile north
Of Bristol, and improvements thereon, consist
ing Of Of l l0-stamp, quartz mill. assay once
! bisckSmith shop, dwelling -house. restaursn
and ofnce, stable and house, hoisting-worki
and stable 1t. Mayhower mine, Ohloriding FUR
mace 1t mill, and one pair Fairbanks scales-.ir
Lincoln county. State Of Nevada.
Notice fs hereby given that on
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Trustees Sale.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN. THAT PUR-
IN suant to the authority vested in me in and
BY q certain Deed Of Trust, executed BY the
Bristol Silver Mining Company to me, bearing
date June 18th, 1882. and recorded in Lincoln
County. Nevada, Records, In Book p, Pages nj
Of the interest due December 18th, 1854, on the
notes secured by said Trust Deed in the sum
Of Fifteen Thousand Dollars, I will sell, At pub
lie suction. to the highest bidder. at the Board.
coin County, Nevada, on the
Eighth day Of Sept ,nbsr. 1855.
At 2 O'Clock P. NJ, the property mentioned an
described in said Trust Deed, or 10 nuch
thereof as may be necessary to pay said inter-
ests and costs Of sale, to wit:
Those certain Mines. Mining Claims, Quarts
Mill and Machinery. Millsite, Corrsls, Boarding
House, Barn, Assay Once. Blacksmith shop,
and all properties situated in Bristol Mining
District, Lincoln County, State Of Nevada. and
All Of that certain mining claim known y the
"0hio" mine.
All Of that certain mining claim Known ~ the
Nevada" mine.
An undivided one-half Of that certain mining
claim known as the "0ipsy'' mine.
| An undivided one-half Of thst certain mining
claim known o. the ''Contact' mine.
| An UNDIVIDED One.nalI OF mat certain mining
| Tunnel
The Bristol silver Mining COMPANY Mil and
Millsite, containing go acres of land, more or
| less.
That certain Ten-stsmp silver Quartz Nil
thereon, with MIL Building, Ore Houee, Retort
House, Engine Room, appurtenances and ma.
chinery. including 0pans, 3 settlers, 70-Aorss
power steam engine, boilers, clean-up pan, re
tort, we'll and we'll fxtures, boarding houss
building with furniture, barn, assay olacs
with furnace and tools, blacksmith shop with
tools. building used AZ lodging house for en-.
ployes. All machinery, tools, implements and
appurtenAnces now at the mines and mill afore.
said, And also all the real estate and Interest
or other claim or demand. M we'll 10 law ~ IL
equity. which the said Bristol Silver Nining
company now has. or may hereafter acquire Of
in and to the said premises, with the appurten
ances.
Dated August LIST. 1883
auil.st HENRY T. WELLS. Trustee.
Western cyclone., 1886-10-28
Cheap Charity.

Texas Siftings.
Gilhooly Queen Victoria has been
expressing her sympathy for the Charles
ton sufferers
Gus de Smith al suppose she sent
them one of those India shawls. That's
about as far as her charity usually ex-
tends, but there ale d great many peo-
pie whose charity consists IN giving the
poor all the old stuff they don't want
themselves"
Gilhooly- The quesn did rot even
send an India shawl. She merely sent
her regrets. She is sorry, very sorry,
but not to the extent Of s. bill. Her
ears are always open to the calls OF
charity, but unfortunately the openings
of her ears are very small. Her charity
is colder than giving q plate Of ice cream
to frezen tramp on cold winters
day"
Gus-"You had better quit abusing
her majesty. You eau hadlv expect her
to contribute actual cash to American
sufferers when there ara so many pau
pers in England"
Gilhoolv THAT reminds me OF little
story. A Texas darkey called on friend
for a small temporary loan, TO which APP
peal the friend replied that he could not
effort it, as he had to support his old
blind father.
"'But' retoGted the applicant for aid,
.vour old blind father tells me that YOU
never give him a cent
THE affectionate son Thought a mo-
ment, and then replied, solemnlv:
" We'll. den eff | don't do rufin foI
nv old blind fadder, what show has You
got, who amt no kin to me, to get money
from dis niggar"
Gus-"I suppose YOU mean that Il the
immensely wealthy Queen Victoria re-
fuses to relieve the misery that prevails
all over the British empire, it is not reas-