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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-08-27
STOVES AND T|NWARE
LOUIS RUSSELL,
has just opened first-class
GROCERY STORE !
100 N. GAY STREET,
EAnr dInn rR lrnna Ennnf RnIaI.na.a


Four doors from Front, Baltimore,
And will sell goods at the following astonishing
low prices:
Best Lump Starch, 81 cents pound Blue Soap,
Al cts per cake; Ivory Soap, cts. per cake; Gin
cinnati Oleine Soap, cents per cake New York
Oleine Soap, y cts. per cake; Every Day Soap,
A cts. per cake; Eagle Brand Condensed Milk
Is cts: per can; Bakers Chocolate, 38 cts per
pound Baker 8 Cocoa. 3S cts. per pound Best
Sugar Corn, cts. per pound ;Tumb ler Mustard 5
cts. per lumber; Duryea's Corn Starch, pound
package cts, and ID. package CTS. large
Size Bottle Blue, cts 10 cts. size Sweet Oil, s
cts, 10 cent size, u cts; Best Cider Vinegar, 20
cts; BestWhite Wine Vinegar, 20 cts Best Safe
T. IT,. OIL, Q cts; Best Golden Syrup, So cts.
line, Soapine and Ivorine, Az cts. per pack
age; Best Carolina Rice, cts. pound Best Bar
ley, A. B and cts. pound; Imported Limburger
Cheese, Is cts a pound. A full line of Teas,
Conees and Sugars at equally low prices. Our
Sadie Brand" of Minnesota Patent Process Flour
Is the true friend of all good housewives. Pure
Spices at rock bottom prices German Produce
Especially and everything appertaining to first
class Grocery will be found complete at very low
prices. You are cordially invited to examine for
yourself. Try our celebrate d Nachona Flour, a
frst-class family at $3.50 per barrel or 10 cts
sack. s2S Please mention this paper. 3Oap6m
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-08-27
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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-08-27

George Washington never told lie, but
it must be remembered that he entered poll
tics when the country was very new.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-08-27
: TO 3 : PRICE.

Having secured many novelties late in the
Season from the leading Mills and Import
ers at great sacrifice to them, we can af-
ford to share the saving with our patrons,
and sell these gems of Clothing for Men and
Boys at y to :, usual prices. Every Sea-
sonaDle Garment represented.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-08-27
GAY Street Column.
NOT ICE.
MY STOVES AND TINwARE

After the expiration of this advertisement
there will not appear any future advertisements
from m i'm this DanAr
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20

My anatomical war maps wuz perpared in
New Orleans regardless of expense, and they
capchur the confidin public without missin'
a cog When l exhibit the curves, links and
twists in a woman's spine after dom days
washin the ladies rise up en- masse and holler
fur revenge ag'in' the tyrant man. One Of
the maps exhibits the lastin' injoories sus-
tanned by a boys ear bein' boxed with a
family Bible, and whenever 1 cum to it the
hall echoes the subdued sobs of a score Of
mothers. ] am slowly but gradually i'm
pressin the solemn fack upon the minds of
the men of Arkansaw that a man who wears
two suspenders is simply THROWN away 50 a
year and histin his heels up until his toes
hev to stand all the pressure.
Phrenology allus hits 'em between the eyes,
and any little ships the part of the phre-
nologer air cheerfully overlooked by the en-
thoosiastick public As stated in a prevus
letter run the biZneSs on a new system
tap on the skull with mallet and l hev
made some wonderful hits At one of nv
lait performances had a candydate fur
congris before me. He winked at me to gin
him boost, and laid myself out to place
him solid with the electors of that deestrict
AFTER tappin' his skull fur awhile I seq to the
aujeence;
II find indycashuns of a high and noble
soul The cavity of honesty is full and run
min over, while the protuberances of moral
ity, virchew squar' dealin' and self-respect
air big enuf to use fur brickbats This ere
man viii some day be president of the United
States, and the fust thing he'll do will be to
fix every one of you with fat offs"
Multum in parvol l mean by this that
made q great hit, and l had orders fur thir-
teen charts as fast as l could take the money.
The next victim a local Judge, who has
given more money to the poor than any five
men in Arkansaw, and who is known fur
and nigh fur his kindness and benevolence.
"This ere purSon," says l. after an exami
nashun, wouldn't sell his grandmother
body fur a 81 bill, but I'd advise YOU /
keep your barn doors locked when he ism |
town"
They made it very hot fur me fur the ext |
five minits, but eventooally 1 suckceedA in |
calmin' 'em down by admittin' that sfall
which the judge had sustained few ears
before had undoubtedly altered the shoe of |
his head.
desire to menshun, keerlessly Iik, that
after each performance 1 deliver a lcktur
on korns and ingrowin' toe nails Sue of
my remarks are illustrated, and someain't |
but the salve remains at twenty-five ents a
box. Some men in my posishun would
doubtless have hair dye or ston1ch bit |
tiers to palm off on an innocent polio, but |
my motto has ever bin, Homo su4," which
is to say that the same can be pocured of
the ticket taker at the door in fulsiz ID bot
ties, and warranted to stand in aJy climate !
1 shall add to my dissolvin' Jews. The /
people down this way want to Sc more Re
publican poStmasters dissolvin' ito distance.
I've got to git up sumthin' to hifthe popular
cord PROF BRoM WIYTE,
I,akturer ard professor
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20
My Lady's Artistic Backscratch.

Happening one day in my Rdy's boudoir
picked up from the cabine what TOOK
for q pretty bit of bric-a-orac. 1t was
an ebony stem, about fourteen inches
long, not thicker than mes finger and
quite dainty turned. At )ne end was at
tached pretty little hand deity wrought
In ivory. 1t could not be called fist, for
/ noticed that the fingers were only half
closed. The nails were well developed,
and their ends or edges we're set in a line.
This artistic tFifie was called "back-
scratch" My lady's 'back-scratch" was
for use in that very much out-of-the-way
place between the shoulder blades. This
handy implement, though an article OF
virtu, was in the line of luxury, although
the amenities would hardly approve the
indulgence before eyes polite.-Popular
Science Monthly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20
Farewell of Rear Admiral Leroy

A recent visitor at Old Point Comfort
was Rear Admiral Leroy-"the Chester
field of the navy"-who went on the re-
tired list few years ago. That event oc-
Cured while he was at Nice, and he sig
nalized it with farewell banquet on his
old ship, the Trenton. The festivities over,
he ordered his gig to be made ready to
take him ashore, but when he went to
take his place in it he found it manned
entirely by officers, headed ny his success
sor, the new rear admiral, all in full uni
fOrm--NeW York Tribune.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20
PROF. sRoM. WHITE.
His Grand Aggregashun Working to the
Front
MovIx' ALONG. IN ARKASsAw.


Front.
MovIY' ALONG, IN ARRANsAw.
To the Editor of The Detroit Free Press:
I desire to exclaim: "Yewreka" Which is
to say that my Grand Aggregashun is still
movin' along threw the state of Arkansaw
and DRAWN crowded houses in every town.
Last mite l closed a suckcessful sezun at
Catfish Bend Doorin' the first part OF the
openin' evenin' there conspiracy de-
veloped to prove my dodO fraud An emil
uent citizen took it upon hisself to question
me as folders:
%Air this an aquatic btr1F
She air." 1 promptly answered, feehn
that the crowd would stand by me TIL the
Jug behind the caige was eBRpty.
ITO what speshies Of the feline race does
she belongP
ITO the virtus vincit invidiam," says l,
after moments rehexun.
That took him back rod and a half, and
he was lookin' tired as he continued:
GHow air she classed in material historyP
"As qud pro quo"
That knocked him cold, and he sat down
with groan, while the krowd applaudeo:
The conspiracy was busted in the head L
didn't capchur this rare specimen an put
hsr on exhibishun without realizin that the
scientists of this kentry would ak me sum
hard questions.
The movin' panoramy OF the Garden OF
Eden hasn't taken quite well for the last
few days think the wimmin folks are
little jealous of the size of EYES feet, which
I shall purceed to enlarge soon as git
day of. l amt goin' to run a show with
anythin' in it to hurt snybody's feeln's and
really it don't make any difference to me
whether the old gal wore No. q or No Is
I think / notis an increase in the hankerin'
after knowledge on the subjick of anatomy,
and Pm givin' it to the aujeences plump
from the shoulder. At one of my lait per
formances a Spectator with the word "Vill-
yum" written in show bill type clear across
his azure brow took excepshuns to my state
ment that lynn cross legged in bed would
shorten the average life by five years, but
he was promptly squelched by a doctor
whom had let in deadhead ticket
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20
Him d PIagemann.

Manufacturers of Extra Family, Graham, Ry
Buckwheat and Rice Flo ur; Rye, Dat, Corn and
Feed Corn Meal; Sage, Tapioca, Farina, Buck
wheat Greats, Hominy, Cracked Corn, Pearl Bar
ey, Ground Feed, etc, etc.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP Co..
Limited
STEAMER KINAU,


Leaves Honolulu per following schedule,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea, Makena, Mahu
kona KAw alhae I.aupanoehoe. Hilo and Keauhou:
Commencing MONDAY. October 18th, and
thence on the first Monday following the arrival
of the alameda" and ''MarpOsa," the Sth
and 22d of each month:
The STEAMER KInau will make the VOLCANO
TRIP, reaching KeauhOu on Wednesday morn
ing, giving tourists days and two nights AT
the VOLCANO HOUSE.
When the sth and 22d of the month fall on
Monday, the Kinau will leave that day.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PA VS.
ALL CHARGES.
mornings Volcano trips. On HilO trips, will
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS will connect with the
Kinau at MahukOna.
The Rinau WILL TOUCH at HOnOkais and
Paauhau on down trips from HilO for Passengers
II a signal is made from the shore.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-07-20

VIII leave regularly for ports as Kilaue
HOu.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1886-11-01

IaBt aud feline Sn6ianertrupps, Maratbon
Gountp Al beiuben. 90 lagerte I'M Blaf
Greet, 3iuei Weeilen bon Ulad Greet SAILS,
cine 8anbe. Su Begleitung zines TarnnerS
begab lh mid 81 ibnen. Us naren q
Dfdlner, bon oenen 5fpet 1ll19e hno etH
alter engltl4 iprad1en, etne alte tnrWtpar
bGBli6e Srau Hno 3tpet Sttoer. Sle maz
TEN in Sleiber ge6IQt, ipelhe aus noHenen
0eden bergeitelt norben tparen. gum
Sboah oiente iDneu Elm 2einDano3elt ullo
Elm Wigtpdn, Der nit Der Ntnoe oes 0ei1lz
lodbaumes bebeGt mar. Der Nnbltd 0les
Ter berumitrol1enoen &otbbdute bate N1@
fanes fIr MIDI ettpaS Gomantil6es; ais
bann aber elm Seuer emporlooerte llnD
rtebit Der Siri1feuIe audi ei1e Blebtaur1e
barber gebGngt Duroe, UNI 1euen brallnelt
aus Nrabtens @efiLoen ftammenoen Grant
~bersuiteQen, oa tpar Der Ninlbus fort.
@iloe, bic &affee t~rinfen, battet feinelt
Get5 mebr fir mid. Die Sariner iebet
oteie @eieQen nibt germ, oenn fte l6teBe1
oas BtLo meg, pelbeS teIe germ FUR ltD
ieIbft bebieIter.
Nls i9 bieis Ndftommen Der SObne Der
8ilontB, nel6e emit Die ununtlhrd1tten
@ebieter bieier @rbA1lfte naren, perlteB,
I6lug i6 etnen anoern gSeg our Eudtebr
elm. 9ieier brahte MID an eIter StdD>
tung borbei. Nuf rerielben ltano Elm tletS
mes Blodbaus, un1aeben bon pteletbt aht
Nder &~lGrung. 11eber benz 8loGbaus
maren @etr~etoegarben unter etnem auf pteS'
9fG6len erri1teten 0a6 auf9eltapelt.
9iht babel etne Eenne. l1no auf oteier
itauo Der Sarmer nit ieinem iungen Wetbe.
8etoe ~idnangeu einen 9relh1egeL iauleno
burh Die Suit, tbr Shlag erorDbnte auf
benz barten Sooen ut1o Die &orner lprails
gen aus ben gebren. 0o5 mar elm Iiebz
Iide5 8tLo. 9ie unter9ebenoe Sonne nerz
golDete Die fleiuen SGetben Der i1tIdten
5atte unb rDtbete 6as frilde @elt6t oes
QBstbes, neldes I'M rotben Wteoer unb ents
bl0Bten Qrmen berrlib an5ulhausn mar.
Setter bantten belize auf ben @ruB oeS
&anoerers, Der ioeben ueberbleibiel elmer
in ben Ieyten 3u9en Itesenoen Static lab,
Ddbreno er nun Srd9er Der Die 3totben
perordngenoen @uItur por Qtugen bate.
SD mar oas abiterbenoe 2eben oiAt neben
oaS erbLil6enoe aefteIt.
Oiih aber erfreute es. an bieiem Bilbe
gu eriebeu, tpte bulfrei6 bas oeuti9e Seib
ibrem Utanne bel Der Nrbeit aur 6ano
gtng. .8etoe idienen in Der @iniamfett
9Iidli9 gu iein. unb es uia mid idier be-
ointen, oaB auf tie Die Worte an9ebra6t
weroen f0nnen:
,2dBt Die 2tebe bel uns lpobnen,
0ie unS Slumenfrdltse flt9t;
0ann be1eioen mir Die &ronen
Nu6 Der 9r0Bten Eilrlten ni9t.1
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1886-11-01

eSebermauu, Der nabGDtcaso tOurnt, iOute ia MTG
y perl6Imeu, oas
VauOrouta Ser G6I60t
-Upu-
su feben = IS lit bas 9robdrt1slte in ieiner @rt; gte9mt
bic @ables@ar mad ganorama @luce. OtIsn IasH9 ~"
8 ubr Weerqens bis II uhr Mbenos. %AlpI
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25
AFTER THE BUCK EFT SHOPS.
The Mayor of Chicago to Try to
Close Them Up.

CHICAGO, Net 24.-Corporatien Counsel
Hoffman rendered an important decision
regarding the licensing of the bucket shop
speculating institutions yesterday. Some
time ago City Collector Onahan requested
an opinion on this subject, stating that if
the business was legitimate it ought to be
licensed. and if not bucket shops ought to
be absolutely and entirely suppressed in
the city. The opinion of the corporation
counsel is, that while the state laws on
gambling are not broad enough to cover the
bucket shops, they are not, in fact, brokers.
Clearly he thinks the collector should de-
cline to throw about them the protection
afforded by license from the city. If the
city has the power to license them, and
does so, these licenses would protect
them against prosecutions under the
state law. By declining to license them,
they will be left amenabie to whatever ac-
ton may be taken under the criminal law
of the state, either as it now reads Or as 1t
may BIZ amended by the legislature. On
receipt of the opinion, Collector Onahan
sent copy to the mayor. recommending
that the matter be referred to the police
department for prompt action. His honor
was not fully prepared to act in accordance
with the opinion, which conflicts with those
of former counsel. and said he would con-
fer further with Mr.. Hoffman The mayor
said as for himself he would rather have
fifty gambling houses in Chicago than one
of these dangerous bucket shops. He be-
lieved the spirit of the law was against
bucket shops, and he intended to inaugu-
rate warfare against them which, he hoped.
would have the effect of closing them up
before many weeks.
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25
DR.. AMEs--LABOR AND CAPITAL SHOULD MEET HERE.

day at Madison, some evening before cleo
ton. If joint debate takes place Rusk
will he worsted as he is not a fluent talker,
and both Woodward and Olin are. The
growth of the Prohibition sentiment in
Wisconsin, especially i'll the northern
part, is
SIMPLY MARVELLOUS,
if the reports are to be relied on. and the
%, 900 votes which they claimed two
months ago. and were laughed at for, are
now conceded as certainty. The Repub-
lican organs have left off abusing them, and
are now generally engaged in trying
to coax them back to vote just
once more, but the scheme does not work.
Col G. l.. Woodward is making Demo
cratic speeches in the various cities of the
state, and is every where received with the
greatest enthusiasm. He travels alone and
pays his railroad fare. while Rusk generally
goes escorted by a body-guard of poll
ticans, armed with passes on every line of
railway in the state. Schilling, the labor
agitator, is speaking at various points in
advocacy of Cochrane, and exhibits the red.
white and blue flag which headed the
Polish procession that was fired on at Bay
View. and he claims that the rest of Gov.
Rusk's riot issue is as false as the state
ment that the flag was red, which was so
widely heralded abroad. He is very
fOrcible speaker, and has done great deal
to show the people on how extremely thin
a preteXt Gov RuSk insists on being the
great bulwark between law and anarchy.
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25
Favor Canadian Annexation.

CHICAGO, Oct. 24.-An enthusiastic
meeting of French Canadian residents of
this city was held this evening. The cause
of the gathering was the success of the
Liberal party in the recent elections in the
province of Quebec and its object, accord
ing to the announcement of the committee,
to celebrate 1.-The glorious victory" obtained
over 1.-The cruel and bloodthirsty enemies of
French, Irish and English Liberals in
Canada" The circular added: 1.-The mar
tyr, Riel, and the honor of French Can
adams have been vindicated and avenged"
DR.. j. n CadieuX made fiery address.
He said there were now 100000 French
Canadians in the United States, and that
OH both sides of the line they were creating
public sentiment for the annexation of
Canada to this country. Annexation, DR..
Cadieux declared was bound to come. He
was enthusiastically applauded. Resolu-
tons declaring the elections vindication
of the rights and principles of the Canadian
French population, shamefully disregarded
by the government at the time of the exc
cuton of Riel, were adopted unanimously.
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25
HOW MUCH WILL IT BE?
Wilson's Election a Certainty, it Being
Only Question as to the Size
of His Majority.
Fillmore and Freborn Counties Are the
Main Reliance of Lovely to Pull
Him Through.
He Indulges in the Hope, However.
That the Winona knights of
Labor Will Aid Him.
Figures Showing How the Totals Are
Likely to Be After the Bal
lots Are Counted.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
SPRING VALLEY, Oct. 24.-The claim of
the Lovely managers. at Winona, published
in the organ few days agO-that, after a
careful canyass, Lovely's majority had been
placed at from 2, 500 to 3, 900, is received here
with a great deal of merriment by the best
posted people of both parties. If the sta
tistician who sent the estimate would give
table by counties it would be interesting
reading after the election. OF course. it is
to be expected that the Lovely men-in the
face of open defeat-will endeavor to main
tain bold front, and create the impression
that they are confident; but those who
know the real situation are well aware that
such talk is folly and is solely for effect.
Will the Lovely managers name the coun
ties in which they expect to get such vote
as will give their candidate this majority?
The fact is, no such result can BIZ honestly
figured out. WinOna and Wabasha cOun-
ties will give Wilson at least $500 to 2, 500
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25
WILSON'S TREUMpEEAL TOUR.
The Judge Speaks to Enthusiastic
Audiences.

Special to the Globe.
WAsIoJA, Mimi, Oct. 24.-The advent
of Hon. Thomas Wilson into Dodge county
gave a new impetus to the tide which is
steadily gaining force in his favor, and the
two speeches he has made in the county
have added many votes to his constantly
increasing numbers. On Friday evening
he spoke to very appreciative audience at
WasiOja. and it is safe to say from his con-
gratulatiOnS and the number that assured
hun of their support. Republicans as we'll
as Democrats. that he very materially in
creased his vote in this county. The night
was bad one, being very dark and rainy.
but this did not deter the people of the sur
rounding country from turning out in large
numbers to hear the peoples candidate dis
cuss the issues of the congressional cam
paign. The audience manifested its ap-
proval of his telling points by frequent ap-
plause, and his whole sneech was dotted
with mods of approval by the people, and
they left the hall fully convinced OF his
honesty, ability and fitness for the
place. At Dodge Center last night
he was greeted with full house. although
terrific thunder shower passed over the
place in the early evening, preventing
many, especially ladies, from attending.
The Judge discussed the tariff, labor and
other questions of vital importance to the
people in a straightforward manly way, OF
which the audience manifested its approval
by frequent applause, showing that the
speaker and his audience were i'll full ac-
cord The farming community was well
represented and left the hall convinced, as
many of them said. that if elected he would
honestly labor for the interests of the peo-
pie. and declared they would vote for him.
The audience was composed about equally
of Republicans and Democrats and each
We'd with the other in commencing the
Judge and congratulating him upon the
prospect of his election. The absurd story
that the Democrats of Winona, the neighbOrs
of Judge Wilson. will not vote for him. set
afioat by the Republicans in their attempt
to stem the popular tide in his favor. is not
given the least credence here, but tends to
strengthen his support, as it displays the
straits his opponents are driven to. and is
believed to be confession of their weak
mas
St. Paul daily globe., 1886-10-25

for the first two nights of the present week
are as follows: Monday evening, Oct. %,
Pleasant Grove; Tuesday evening, 26th.
St. Charles; Wednesday evening, 9th, and
Thursday evening, 2Sth, not decided; Fri
day evening. 29th, WinOna. probably; Sat
urday evening, 30th. Albert Lea,
Here is one of the specimen campaign
stories that is told about Judge Wilson. His
record is clean, and it becomes necessary to
concoct absurd lies like this. man came
into Grand Meadow while he was there,
travelling ten or twelve miles to see him.
He wanted to know the truth of two stories
that were being circulated in his neighbor-
hOOd-one to the effect that while Judge
Wilson was on the bench he sentened
man to the penitentiary for life for stealing
an overcoat. while another man, who had
cut out the bowels of a neighbOr in brawl,
was given three years. Comment is need
less. G. d. E.