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Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-02-20
Notice OF Forfeiture.

To q. T. Caughron
You are hereby notified that / have expended
Two Hundred and Nineteen DOH RS aud Forty
one cents (S2l9 Az In labor and improvements
upon the Northern Light lode, situated in
Ncwtoua Fork mining district, Pennington
county, Dakota. The Northern Light lode was
located on The 18th day OF March. 1870. md r =
corded on tle 3rd day Of April, 1879, I'm book 'B'
page 299 OF Lccat on Certificates Of sal PEN
min ton county, as will morc fully appear Nv
c nrtiticate filed January 18th. 1856, IN the office
ofthe hegistcr ofDceds OF said Pennington coun 4
ty. in ORDER to hold said premises under the@
provisions of section 2l2I Revised Statutes of
the United States. being the amount required
10 hold the same 'Or the year ending December
3lst, 1885, and If within ninety days from the
service OF this notice by publication. YOU fall
or refuse to contribute your proportion OF such
expenditure as a co-Owner, to-wit the sum OF
Twenty five Dollars (S25 Ol together with the
expenses incurred, your interest I'm said qnartr
Claim wik BECOME the property 9th subscriber
under said section 1924.
January 18th, 1886.
JOHN 3. ScRCroN,
Co-owner performing tho assessm, NJ.
First publication, January 2S.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-02-20
District Officers
U. 8 Land office

Judge--Hon. William T.. Church.
A~ttOrney-Bnel X. Wood.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

Prom Ue dHeas Ga.J B1Hncr- WafchnaH.
Capt. W. B. Burnett left for Washing
ton City last Monday. aud 10 is presumed
that hp slguined his acceptance Il the
committee clerhehip before Mr.. Reese APE
pointed him. But toe place viii not suit
Cant. D.. as n only paysfe per day while
Congress is 90 session, aud ne can make
moro than ibis by his profession a. home.
llc will probably retain 10, however, until
change Is made in the Attn.
rms post Office. and 81 course, being on
fho Geld gives him q decided advantage
over hIs opponents. His friends 90 Atb.
co.'s nfr confident thai be- viii Ret the
poet office. which, N course. 10 bigger
PLANK than fHa elHrkfhip, ~ % permits
hlm 20 remaln win hia family. Athens
however. ls highly Trauned az IonRff ~
mao larHHr's recognition ~ one OF uef
muff popular ritl1enH, and assures hlm
fhaf CHut nuiueu viii hil with credit
nHy nnIen 81 .fbin SOC glff " d Congress.
mau qr ihe alninisaalion.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

SAVANNAH EMPRESS.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
ALBANY EXPREss

Stops at all regular stations. Pullman pal
ace sleeping cars to and from Savannah and
Jacksonville, Savannah and Gainesville.
Jacksonville and Louisville via Thomasviite7-
Albany and Montgomery. Pullman buffet
sleeping cars Jacksonville to Washington.
JESUP EXPRESS.
$3.50 p m LY.... Savannah Ar S:45 a m
b.zu p m A r-......--J esup ......- Lv As a m
Stops at all regular and flag stations.
CONNECTIONS.
At SAVANNAH for Charleston at 7:lO a m
arrive Augusta via Yemassee at . u M.
As m and 500 p m; for Augusta and Al
lanta at 40 m and $40 p m; with steam
Friday; for Boston Thursday; for Baltimore
Tuesday and Friday.
At JESUP for Brunswick at 2: 10 a m and
$50 a IL; for Macon 1885 a m and l2:2) mid
night.
WAYCROsS for Brunswick at 8:4O m
and $40 p m except Sunday.
At CALLAHAN for Fernandna at 7 80 a m
and 2 80 p m except Sunday; for Waldo,
Cedar Kew, OCaid, etc, at 1888 a IN teXceDt
Sunday and ESQ D m.
JACKSONVILLE with rail and steamer
lines dlverging.
At LIVE OAK for Madison, Tallahassee,
cic.. at 1880 N.
At GAINESVILLE for Ocala, Tavares.
Pemberton's Ferry. BroOksvile and Tampa at
il 20 q m teXCeut Sunday; for Cedar Key at
400 pm except sunday.
At ALBANY for Macon and Montgomery.
At CHATTAHOOCHEE for Pensacola, Mo-
bile. New Orleans: with PeOpIe's line steamers
advertising to leave for Apalachicola on sun
day, and for Columbus ON Tuesday after ar
rivel fast mail tram.
Tickets sold and sleeping car berth secured
at Bren's Ticket Office, and ~ the Passenger
Station. JAS. L. TAYLOR,
SEMI Pass. Agent.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

stops dL al all regular hidllOnS on signals
Pullman buffet sleeping cars New York to
Jacksonville, and Jacksonville to Washing
ton. Pullman palace sleeping cars st. Louis
to Jacksonville via Evansville, Atlanta and
Savannah
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
Raflrnane
Central & Southwestern RaiIf ds.

All trains OF this system are run by stand
ard 100 Meridian time, which is SO minutes
slower than time kept by city.
SAVANNAH. GA. Dec. s. 1851.
ON AND AFTER THIS DATE PASSEN-
~ GER TRAINS on the Central and south
western Railroads and branches will run az
follows:
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

stops only at stations named. Pullman
buffet sleeping cars Washington to jackson
vile. Pullman palace sleeping cara to and
from Jacksonville and Louisville, and Gaines
vile and Montgomery, via Townsville aRd
Albany
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
GOING NORTH.

CONNECTIONS At TERNIN Al POINTS.
AT Augusta-Trains 81 and IS connect with
outgoing trains OF Georgia Railroad, COlum-
south Carolina Railroad. Train 50 connects
with outgoing train on Augusta and Knox
vile Railroad. Train 81 connects with trains
for Sylvanla, WrlRhtsvile and Louisville.
at Administrators 81 and So connect with
AIRLINE and KennesaW routes to all points
North and East, and with all diverging roads
for local stations
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
gaitroa0e.
Savannah. Florida & Western BY

IAN trains OF this road are run by Central
800 Meridian tune, which Is 80 minutes slower
than savannah time.
ON AND AFTER SUNDAY. Nov. Is, 1885,
~ Passenger Trains on tins road will run
daily as follows:
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

Chattaheoche

1904 III Ar ..ChdttaheOChee... Nv LILO IN
Stops only at stations named. and all regular
stations between Dupont and Gainesville,
and Thomasvhle and ChattahoOchee. Pull
man buffet sleeping cars W ashlngtOn to Jack
sonviile, Jacksonville to New York, and to
and from Jacksonville and New Orleans via
Pensacola aud MooiIe. Pullman palace sleep
ing C8rs Jacksonville to 81. Louis via Savan-
nah, Atlanta, Nashville and Evansville.
Att a Npl q GOA ~ LIME EXPRESS
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
glrrirtr Briio.
Cure Guaranteed.

fT'nE Elcriro Dalfau.c -uspens1rl Bell JOS
Positive rmg far htrfnas Debility. L1ss
30 kIgof, Weaknnss. Premature Oh AFr. fir.,
etc. FiFr hundred dollars rUnhId uaid u
every Holt 30 fQh dnna NOT generate genuine
flaririn rurrrut. Price friurrd 90 ~. Miih
each neh ~ send d wfiuen guarantee t8 ~.
tufn tho fail nm0unf pad M n Hana nuf naka
q rgmflftr curr. snaled pHrfIrulHra feuf free.
ELEffniC nEiT hhENf ". Dor fiHtbuth
Az and state sl, AfsefifHi N.Y.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18

GESrtRMHN. j continue 60 uee simmons
Liver Regulator, and hope you Viii Doe able
~ expose AN fraud, and limitations uf your
valuable medicine. j. LlOl %.
Macon, ga.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-18
A. AAlERloAN PRINCESS.

The strange story of Miss Alice Green,
Wife of the Last of the Mexican Ytur-
bfdee
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

ters; and the polluters of society,
that did their bad work with large
fortunes and high social sphere, will
overtake in their descent the degra-
ded rabble of underground city life
as they tumble over the eternal pre-
cipices; and the world shall be left
clear and clean for the friends of
humanity and the worshippers Of
Almighty God. The last thorn
plucked off, the world will be left a
blooming rose on the bosom of that
Christ who came to gardenize it
This earth that stood snarling with
it's tigerish passion, thrusting out
it's raging claws, shall lie down p
lamb at the feet Of the Lamb of
God, who took away the sins of the
world.
And now the best thing l can
wish for you, and the best thing l
can wish for myself, is that we may
be found His warm, and undisguised,
and enthusiastic friends in that
hour when s154 shall rise and His
enemies shah bc scattered.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
FRAGMENTS OF THOUGHT.
BY sIGNoR MAX.

II you would be generous there is
not time enough to be unjust.
Learn glibly the titles of many
books so you can discuss literature
intelligently.
| leave no rational means untried
to heap up foam on the lager of my
enjoyment.
Could We rightly interpret all the
lessons of life we might be able tc
largely mitigate our miseries.
Life is so small thing that il
were the hight of folly to unneces-
sarily increase its frictions.
Philosophize how we will, the
melancholy fact remains that life is
an aggregation of mistakes.
So many dealers in cheap essays
have paved over the Woman Cues
tion that it has become shclf-worn.
wonder if it really is so difficult
to convince even the worst among
us that we can not afford to flip
PANTY judge any that live.
am just beginning 10 be aware
of the extreme desirability of invi-
ting as little attention to myself as
the exigencies of life will allow.
We need no unusual power of Wis
ion to discern the white-clad figure
of Truth foundering in the bogs
that skirt the crowded highways of
life.
That phase Of the Girl Question
which has given me sharpest con
Germ is the manifest fact of The
Girls large acquaintance with Life
at 10 years old.
The conclusions of persons who
are so incorporate as to make sweep
ing assertions concerning human
affairs are not a safe criterion by
which to measure life.
Girls, treat with merited contempt
the prudes who tell yoa that pro-
miscuous round-dancing is battle
from which you emerge with your
vanity triumphant and your deli
cacy in rags
l hope that ] shall henceforth
have prudence enough to smile ami
ably, wink indulgently and forbear
wisely in the matter of others mur-
ders, and to slide along unobtrus-
lively in respect Of my own.
Alas! / fear that most Of us have
been too busy with our own ambi-
tions to heed the haggard face of
any wretch who died an arms length
from us for lack CT succor, that
would have cost us nothing but the
will to give it.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
BRUDDER GARDNER,
He Tells Why the Present Age Has
Not Produced DiOgenes or Cicero.
Detroit Free Press.

A note has been left on my desk
AKIN me why de present aige has
not produced Cicero, Diogenes or
Milton. / answer to de effeck dat
each aige has produced of itself an
fur itself.
Diogenes was looked upon as a
wise man in his day an aige. Put
him an his tub on airth to-day an
it wouldn't be twenty-four hours be-
fo' he'd be jerked to de jug fur a
crank, an de law would fo'ce him
to cut his ha'r, dig out his finger
nails, and put on clean shirt.
Cicero was applauded by thou
sands fur his mastery oratory. At
dat aige de gift of CAB was a rare
thing. In dis aige you kin attend
a S. lawsuit befo' any justice of de
peace an find a.mateh- fur Cicero in
a So lawyer. If he could drap down
among us he'd find it hard work to
get resolushun for a new sidewalk
frew de city council.
Shakespeare was big bug for de
aige in which he lived. He was
probably de only person on airth
who could have writ his writings,
and he deserved all praise. If he
was among us to-day he'd find ebery
newspaper givin' him de guy, an all
de boys yellin' out chestnut as
his works appeared in Seaside form.
Dis aige demands a different style.
We want suthin' bout angels COM
in down an takin' leetle chilen
straight up to heaben, or a feller
gwine out to Texas an KILN half
a dozen Injuns a day fur vaca-
shun. We want plain English, wild
out any had words in it. We doan't
know muffin bout me lord, me duke,
me lady, an sich, an we doan't want
to. Dis aige has produced five thou
sand pussons, who, while dey can't
write like Shakespeare did, kin waltz
all aroun' him in keepin' de readers
hair ON eand from de- fust paige to
de last.
Nero was big gun for his aige,
but jest you imagine sich chap
cavortin' aroun' dis kentry at dis
day an date! De very fust time
he sounded his bazoo in the Ninth
Ward a peeler would give him de
collar an walk him down, an de
next mawnin' you'd see it in de pa
pers dat ole Nero was sent up for
sixty days fur disturbin' de peace.
We has no poet to ekal Milton,
but FIVE had de newspapers wouldn't
gin him a fair show. Dey'd refer to
his produckshuns as spring poetry,
an he'd likely be dubbed de BAN
gate Balladist of Indiana. Dis aige
doan't cry fur poetry half as much
as fur pork, an chap like Milton
would hev to turn a hand=organ to
make livin'.
De aige dom demand no great
man in any line. When it does lie
win bob to the surface an his name
will appear in de papers. We am
all wlse 'nuff in our way. We am
all philosophers 'nuff to see why
water won't run up hill, an states
men 'nuff to know dat what ails dis
kentry am its overproduction of
bootjacks.
My advice to you am to keep right
on being common folks. If you
want to git above dc common herd
pay cash for your groceries; let od-
der folkses woodpiles alone; keep
whisky an sich at arms length; put
in six days a week at hard work
read mo- skule-books an fewer nov
els. You may not becomes a Napo-
leon nor Plato, but you'll be re-
membered in your own nayburhood
when de names of State Guy'nors
hey bin forgotten.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
Whers Are You Going!

Ifyou have pain in the back, pale
and sallow complexion, bilious OF
sick headache, erruptions on the
skin, coated tongue. sluggish circu-
lation, or a hacking cough, you are
going into your grave if you do not
take steps to cure yourself. If you
are wise you will do this by the use
of DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
covery," compounded of the most
cfficacious ingredients known tt
medical science for giving health and
strength to the system through the
medium Of the liver and the blood.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
Something to Talk Aboat.

Another long word has been dis
covered, this time by a Boston ply
sician, who found it in a medica
journal, the word being the chemica
term for cocoaine, and it contains
fifty-tyo letters. Here it is: Meth
ylberzomothoxyethyltc ahydropyr
idinecarboxylate,
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
BAD AS AN EARTHQUAKE.
The Havoc Played by0 Unseen InGu
ence Upon Pennsylvania Chinaware.

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 30-Gwy-
nedd, a small town about 20 miles
from this city, has been for day or
two past the scene of remarkable
mystery. The residence of prom
inent citizen Of the place has been
visited by some unseen power which
seems to delight in breaking up all
his china and glassware, and per-
forming other acts of a supernatu-
raj character which tend to render
things uncomfortable for the family.
BY some mysterious influence dishes
and jars fall to the floor OF are hurl=
ed through windows or broken In
the hands of those carrying them.
The whole neiohborhbod is exclted,
and the town is visited by thousands
of people to witness the manifesta-
tions.l No satisfactory solution OF
the strange affeir has yet been reach
ed, but several scientific men who
have visited the place attribute the
phenomena to species of magnet
ism. The people. however, will not
rest satisfied Until the strange Wis
itation is thoroughly inquired into
and the intruders routed.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
TO YOUNG LADIES.

If your life Is made burden owing to
Blackheads, Pimples, and other eruptions on
the face. marring your beauty and causing SC
much ctagrin, II is no longer necessary for
you to endure it. DIR. Flagg's Family 0int-
ment will certainly remove all such b!emishes
and leave your Skin Soft, Smooth and Beduti-
f,d. Sold by all druggists and mailed on re-
ceipt of price, y cents.
WILLIAMS MFG CO., Props. Cleveland, o
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
PILES, PILES!! PILES!!!

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itching
Piles. One box has cured the worst cases o'
20 years standing. No one need suffer five
minutes after using Williams Indian Pile
Ointment. 1t ahsorbs tumors, allays itching
acts ms poultice gives instant relief. Prepared
only for Piles, itching of the private parts,
nothing else. Sold by druggists and mailed on
receipt of price Soc and 81.
UvIT 7 4 NfC NTLNG EO Dro,,,c Cla,aland n
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

Itch, Pratre Mango, and Scratch
es of every kind cured in 80 Minutes
by WooBords Sanitary Lotion
Use 10 other. This never fails. Sold
by R. w. Pope Druggist, Woodsfeld
Ohio.-43-3.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
MONROE COUNTY OFFICERs.
MUNICIPAL.
CHURCH.

GHRISTIAN CHURCH.-Rev. w. H. De-
~ yoRE, Pastor. Social meeting and COM
nlunion each Lords Day at 1917 o'clock A. NJ.
Services on second Sunday in each month at
II o'clock A. NJ; also, 7 O'Clock p. NJ. Sunday
School O'Clock A. N.
M +. CHURCH.-Services at the NJ. f.
lNs Church, Woodsfield each Sabbath.
Preaching at 1880 A. NJ. and Z p. NJ. Sunday
School ll30A. NJ. Prayer meeting each Thurs
day at p. NJ. Pastor, Rev. S. p. DOUGLASS.
DRESBYTERIAN NCHURCH.-Servicesa nj
Il the Presbyterian Church, every two weeks
at 2l5 O'Clock p. NJ. Sunday School each Sun
day at l o'clock p. NJ. Prayer meeting each
wednesday evening at 6ls O'Clock. Pastor,
Rev. w. I. GARRowAY.
STSYLyESTER'SC CATHOLIC CHURCH.
k-Rev. Father WEIsINGER, Pastor. Ser
vices at and 10 O'Clock A. NJ. Sunday School
at 2 p. NJ. Vespers and Benediction ut p. NJ.
CT. PAULS GERMAN EVANGELICAL,
y CHURCH.-Services every two weeks at
10 O'Clock &. NJ. Sunday School each Sunday
at O'Clock A. NJ. Services each alternate
Sunday at Lewisville at 10 o'clock A. NJ. Pas
tor, Rev. a. j. WINTERICK.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

BAD DRAINAGE causes much sick
ness. Bad blood and improper ac-
ton of the liver and kidneys is bad
drainage to the human system, which
Burdock Blood Bitters will remedy
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
Who loves his work
And improves his time
May shrewdly jerk
III many q dime.
Facts Worth Knowing.

In all diseases of the nasal mu-
cous membrane the remedy used
must be non-irritating. The medi-
cal profession has been slow TO learn
this. Nothing satisfactory can be
accomplished with douches, snufs,
powders, syringes, astringents OF
any similar application, because they
are all irritating, do not thoroughly
reach the affected surfaces and
should be abandoned as worse than
failures. A multitude Of persons
who had for years borne all the
worry and pain that catarrh can in
fict testify to radical and perma
nent cures wrought by Ely's Cream
Balm.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

'Dr. Lindsey's Blood Searcher"-
the great medicine for fever and
ague, malaria, and all blood poison.
Don't fail to use it.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

1t is simply marvellous how quick
ly constipation, biliousness, sick
headache, fever and ague, and ma
laria are cured by SELLERS Liver
Pills."
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12
Representative Houses
AND
Business Directory OF Wo0dsfield

In this column are to be found the leading
and most reliable Business Houses and Indus
tries of Woodsfield arranged in alphabetical
order. Consult the list for your daily wants
and inform the merchant you saw his address
in this column.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

A man who stops to grleve over
trihes must expect to forfeit his
place in the line of human advance
ment,-Jad Lgfagaa.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

1t requires a peculiar talent to
canvass a Congressional district eff
fectually. Some men who go on the
stump, talking for drinks, are not
fit to canvass ham.-New Orleans
| Pic0HMRe.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

ties had a glorious leader in Gideon,
but what was the battle cry with
which they flung their enemies into
the worst defeat into which any
army was ever tumbled? 1t was ''the
sword of the Lord and of Gideon"
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-10-12

BaooKLYS, N. Y, Oct. 3.-The
opening hymn at the Tabernacle
this morning begins:
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-01-20

under his arm, II carry more knowl.
edge under my arm than in my
head" to which his friend respond.
ed, "you want to get It by absorp-
ton" Another said the incident
made him think Of the man who
Joined the church. He got large
bible and started out and the first
man he met he said, do you want
to 'spute
Mack Rankin has travelled more
than any boy on the Hill. He has
been to MOrristown, Tenn, two or
three times in his life. He Is still
travelling In the East, and we hope
soon to hear of some wonderful
things in that country, especially Of
the habits and customs Of the pep.
pie. He reports that there are some
very good musicians in that coun.
try. We know he enjoys this, fol
he is very fond Of singing duets
He also sings, when the leaves
begin to turn" br0scn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-01-20
OUR BARGAIN COUNTER

very forcibly at last. So he arose.
put on the Profs hat and walked
out. Be patient, Isaac, you may be
a Professor someday.
Mr.. J. ]. Crumley, who was in
school last year, is now teaching
in Texas. John is a good scholar,
and we wish him great success.
Passun Mooah gave us quite q
good thing on last Friday evening
at the entertainment. w. D. M.
makes a good preacher-of color.
John Newman has an idea that
he will like Rhetoric very much
this term. Well, l dunno, We will
see more about 1t by Commence.
ment.
The large stacks of wood which
were sawed and stacked up by our
honorable janitor during last term,
were largely decreased by the cold
snap.
We were glad to have Mr.. Hay.
worth with Us again in Rhetorical
last Thursday. He has been con-
| 1nod at hume for somo time with
some @pets" on the back Of hif
neck.
Some of the boys and girls anus
ed themselves during the snow and
cold weather by joining Masie and
Willie Bartlett in sliding down tn,
snow-frozen walk In front Of Bald
win Hall.
NJ song service in the Colleg
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-01-20

Chapel on last Sabbath afternoon
was attended by a larger number
than usual. A great many from
town were in attendance. We
gladly welcome all.
One Of the boys in Prof. Wilson's
Rhetorical class last week, not be-
ing satiffied with his position as q
student, and wanting to be prOmot-
ed, and not knowing how to bring
it about, but the thought struck him
On of our boys saw an advertise
ment in paper recently, which
read as follows: "Over $65,OOO paid
to members by the Single Mems
Endowment Association, of Mime
sota." After reading it he said:
"That beats paying $3.50 for a girl,
and am agoin to jine it."
The sophomore class has begun
Rhetoric, the Junior class Milton.
Prof. Wilson understands his bust.
ness and knows how to make these
studies interesting for his classes.
Anyone who wants to study En-
glish Literature can certainly do
no better than to 60 to Maryville
College and put himself under the
care Of our teacher.
Some of the young ladies whe re.
NAMED here during the holidays
spent the time in various ways.
Among the many things they did
they made dog, which proved of
some skill; and the other evening
when the boys were going serenad.
ing they set the dog up IN the win.
dow, in testimony of their gratitude
for the music. For some reason the
boys left. I suppose they were
afraid of the 'purp."
One of the boys remarked to his
friend yesterday morning as he was
going to recitation with his books