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The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
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New Mexico Stock Grower

At the recent meeting Ell th,
directors Ot the Cass Land MI,
Jattle company, of Lincpln county.
v. NJ. held At Pleasant Hill, Mo.
J. ID. CUuley resigned his position
Is manager, and ". q. triton VIA,
.lected to the vacancy. Mr.. Ur
ron has resided at the tanch head
quarters for the past year, ant
havihg thorough knowledge o
thc business Of the company, vii
no doubt efficiently til the posi-
ron to which he has been chosen.
Jas. ChIsum received at Las
Vegas this week for MIR. William
Robert, of Roswell, ninety head oi
choice Hereford high-grade bulls.
which were started vt ono,
for Mr.. Roberts ranch. The
llereiords are great favorires with
all ranchmen who have given them
n trial. and = few years will see a
large number Of white faced steers
gong Z" feeding pastures fir, nj
this territory.
Members Of the Lincoln county
association are hereby notified that
there will be eeting ot this or
ganization at Lincoln, N. NJ, on
April 5. 1886. A large attendance
is requested, as there is to be all
election OF officers and much i'm.
portant business "a b. trAnsa ted.
CHAs. S. THuRBER, Vice Pres.
j. J. DsLAN, Secretary.
G. b. and j. A. Eddy. manag
ers Of the Eddy, Bissell compahy's
interests in this territory.
were in Las Vegas during the
week G. B. Eldy is just back
from a sixty tavs' visit to WASH
ington and New York city.
N. Z. and L. W. Holt were in
Las Vegas this week and contin.
ued on to their ranch. Mr. w. I.
Holt will return to this city next
week.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

THE number of miles ct rail
road il the United States Drcvm
Der 81, 1888, WAS in round uum
bcrs, l30. 900.
Illinois has more miles of rail
road within her limits than any
other state. The six having the
most mules are as tnIlnws: Illinois,
9,204 New York, 1906; Ohio,
1852 Iowa $3.50 ; Pennsylvania,
7,643 Texas, G 33S.
The first roai built in the Unit
ed States was at Quin"y, Macs.
1t was begun in 1925 and com-
piutvd n"Nt year. 1t was design,
el to carry granite from the Quin,
cy quarrcs to the nearest tide
water. 1t WAS four miles long.
including brarcnes, and cost S5J,.
900.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

THE Washington Democracy in
and out OF Congress kick" vi
cnusIy at the appointment of the
colored man n1mol N ltthews, i'm
ported from Albany, to succeed
Fred Dpuglass in Oilice, that oi
Registrar of Deeds tor the Dis
lrict of Columbia. They declare
that man ofSffairs, white rs ia
coIor, should occupy that office un'
der Dem .cratic Administration ;
but that ii it WAS t. b. given to "a
colored bIrbsr, whitewlsher or Ca
terer, there were many Of tha'
class in Washington better iitteC
tor 1t than the "coon " from Al
bany. the question recurs AS To
whether this is waite mans
Government"
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
IRELAND:

such is being said upon th,
subject of Irvland's woes and the
distress OF her people. and varlou,
reasons are given for the terrible
condition Oi affairs among the
hardy race OF her big earted in
ha6itants. But tO our mind the
free trade policy forced upon the
island in the interest of English
manufacturers has done more t.
produce poverty and bring her pen
pie into their present condition
than atl other causes combined.
L'ss than u century ago she was
blessed with the God given right
OF manufacturing her own linens,
that were sought after by all
tie markets uf the civilized world.
and Of building and operating her
many iron mills and furnaces, but
in an evil hour her leaders consent
ed to the "union" " which was fol
lowed closely by the repeal of her
protective tariff laws and an abso-
lutte free trade resulting in the de-
structi0n ct her manufacturing in.
dnstries, the discharging OF her
skilled and common labor from her
factories, lnils.and shops; the put
ting Out Of the fires in her furnac-
es, never to be again lighted.
Then instead of supplying the
markets Of the world with her ric,
products and receiving in return
god and silver, they were compelled
to purchase the products OF Eng
land and pay her the gold that the
prosperous years had brought to
the homes Of her Industrious and
pr"vident people from year tr
year this condition continued u,.-
til her mechanics had disappeared
and her people were impoverished
and general distress prevailed.
1o such an extent has this system
operated against her once prosper
"us manufacturing enterprises,
that to-day as we look over the
long line OF Irishmcn that have
sought their homes on our shores
We seldom, i! ever, see an Irish
who learned his trade in
ireland. but on the other hand we
find them coming to us either IA
educated gentlemen or rs common
laborers. No mechanics.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

The Senats rejected the Presi
dents nominations of Pillsbury
and Chase, the offensive Maine
partisans, for Collectors of Internal
Revenue at Boston and Portland,
respectively. These two men
were tue leaders in the attempt TO
politically revolurionize the State
of Maine several years ago by
fraudulent after election deyices.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

A RUMoR from Washington is to
the effect that ex-senator Thurman
is glad that he did not have =
chance tt. enter President Cleve-
lands Cabinet. 1t is n very prob
able story, and it is also probable
that President Cleveland would be
glad IT he had not given Garland n
chance to enter il.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

During the freeze some Georgia
darkies ventured out on the lake
in the lower part of Lownds coun-
~, and one OF them fell in. The
water was over his head but he
Was short distance from the
shore. He immediatly dived un-
der the ice and swan towarI the
shore. At length, finding him
self within his depth, he let him
self down, and, placing his feet ON
The ground, deliberately battered
Il hole through the ice above him,
aud escaped without q headache.
This is IA hard tale, but a darkey's
head is hard.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

The secretary Of the interior
has rendered decision in the ex
parte case OF James Britt, rcvers-
ing the decision of the comm s,i, n,
er Of the general land otiico Of
November ~, 1855, in which it is
held that under section 226l, re-
vised statutes, that person was
entitled to but one pre-emption
right To be permitted to com
mute q homestead entry into o
cash entry under section 1901,
would be equivalent to second
exercise OF the same right in
respect to the interests involved.
Tins decision is regarded BY tho
land office officials az the most i'm
portant public land decision made
by the interior department in many
wears.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
II is stated that Mr. Glndston.

IT is stated that Mr.. Gladstone
will find an inSupcrablc difficulty
in th3 way Of his land schemc tor
for Ireland. 1t will aid $500.
000, 900, ut the Mwcst estimate 20
the B.itish debt, whi1h is ~ !
nearly 1000, 900, 900. This is TIE
smallest Snm tor which the (ioy.
ernment could purchase sucl
lands IN Ireland as would be
necessary to carry ont Mr. Glad
stones :lans, and it is probLbic
thnt the expense woHid be still!
greater. England will not con
sent to add this sum to it's debt,
and on this rock it is to be
feared that Mr.. Gladstone's
policy will encounter shipwresk.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

THE case of the Florida Senator
who fingers fOrlornly in Detroit.
trying to court lady who won't
have him, is a sad one, and the
papers ought TO stop pCking fun at
the poor fellow. Imagine your.
self IN his place-if you cAn--anI
sea how you'd like it.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

1t Is said that the first two SEN
ators from Montana will probably
be General liuuser, IL Democrat
appointed by President Cleveland,
ana a. Il. Saunders, the leading
Republican of the Territory.
) ,undcrs isalei il slender man and
It has brcn 'Md he could wear
doubls-barreI-d shotgun for trouS-
era
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

Delegate Joseph has introduced
a bill into Congress calling for A..
appropriation Of $20o, 900 for the
establishment OF a military post al
Deming, n. M.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

IT NAV be true that "the pen is
mightier than the sword" but
bomb loaded with nitro-glycerine
is dynamiter than either of them.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

Two notorious Texas train.rob,
hers have been kiuIly pardoncf
by the President. it is not an
nounced yet what office they arr
to DO appointed to,
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
NUMBER 80.

a WRITER cog,nily says: II. A
model pastor Imust he a sincere
'arnest ChrisiaiH himself, a man
q prayer and holy life and CON
rersation.
2. He shouid preach Jesus
Christ the Son Of Geo, >, and Him
'rucified and risen again. The
Bible should be his chief mine for
Illustrations.
8. lie should attend specially to
converting sinners and eGifying
SAINTS, aud take a. deep interest in
the children of he flock.
These sre essentials. but t'erc
are also several other poiRts of i'm
portAnce.
/ lie shonll be an orator, and
prssch-not Tsad--his sermons.
Should not steal them. The
.lipshod way in which the graces
IF public speaking are taught in
col eyes IS much to be deplored.
2. lie should have pious, intel.
ligent aud healthy wite-a real
helper both in spiritual aud tenn
poral matters.
3. Te should DC in good health,
and be careful to IN ,intain that
health. Upon no account should
he b, a user OF Intoxicating drinks
or tobacco.
f. He should have o business to
attend to but his ministry. No
sheep ranch attachment.
5. He should be a gcod visitor
of the families of hisiEfock, and
gain the confidence of it's youths.
6. lie should publicly favor tho
moral and ,oc'a al reforms. of the
day, so far as they are in accord
ance with the scripture.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
EDUCATION.

|
LHnr hAs submitted in us for in
spectiUn, the last apiual report o
State School Su,ori ,trn'cIt Spcer,
Of kshsas. embracing the course
of studies for c&tnnloi schools,
ad"vtod III Kansas, together with
letters Of C"ultV Commissioner
Si~nc, aud ou. local teacher, Mrs.
Fraih. endorsing the same.
We have carefully conned the
pamphlet, and are fully prepared
10 endorse the opinions given bv
Mr.. Stone ard Mrs. Frain. While
doing this, however, We incline to
the opinion that, while the course
cf study adopted i'll Kansas might
be introduced into some Of our
schools with profit, il is not adapt
ed to many, Tor the reason that i'll
Kansas all the children are EngliS
speaking, while in this Territory the
majority OF children of school age
have Spanish, or Mexican tongues,
hence, teuchcrs shuuld be left free
To train the Youths in their. charge
as per their estIHate ot the Guild
rvn's capacity.
To our mind, the chief care OF
th"se invested with the authority,
ehouId be in securing practical. rath-
er than theoretical school teachers.
net un y those competent, by virtue
of education. to teach the Young
idea how TO sheot,' but such as
embrace the profession as Il labor
OF love, rather Il AL as Il means OF
subsistence-tlluse whose vride it
Is to imbus their pupils with pridc
!" hONaHCC Il llIClI NlbulcS' anu
who have such prehtnsiIc pomerS
~ equip them to determine the ca.
pa ity of each pupil TO aclnire ed,
ucation. In n STATE VIII re chill
dren have an equal start in lite,
where they are evenly provided in
advantages, such as intelligent pa
rentage and associations, rules"
oi fixed character, and studies IN
harmony tor all, are, or would be-.
proper. But in sections ot coun-
try, whore some chi'nren are bright.
and all speak one language with the
same freedom thevibreathe the air,
willie others speak an un-Anerican
language. are ot II dull, phleEmat
ic temperament, and sInw to catch
and hold the meaning Of our no
menclatdre. fixed rules and s'adics
srs lnal plicAble and iml racli al.
These remarks are but founded
upon iniOn, which We de not pro.
pose rtiing against the Judgment
of Mr. Stone, or Mrs. rrain, which
We herewith append
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
Roswell, n. NJ,
Feb. ~. 1886.

DIX, a, G. LAsE-My Dear Sir
Your favor OF the iirst inst, la
h-Ri. In reply will shy that |
dU not think that amy extended
written opinion ot mine would be
"i any great osnviit To any one. /
am willing to state that think the
system adopted by Kansas is nd.
nIirablc, ami would iccl gratitied
# New n, Xico could boast oI such
NystSn of education. The tacili-
~ vt imparIing knowledge to the
young Is It's great recommendation,
enabling the tutor to handle ln0
scholars with as much ease as 10
untcr the old system OF each schul
ar with II different book.
Accept my thsnks tr your un-
deserved flattcring c nsideratlon of
my humble attainmrnts
Z. I. SroNE.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

The San Francisco Weekly Alta win
bs sent to any address thirteen weeks
on trial for 26 cents. Splendid premi-
ums are offered to yearly subscribers.
TER WEEKLY ALTA,
oan TranGSco, Cal.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20

Hacc unos d,as que pasaron para
White Oaks, el Sr. Wilder, Aleck
Bowie y otras "ficialss del Ferroc-
arrll A. 7. y S. r. Aunque nsos
caballeros siempre sean callados to-
cantc a las determinaclones de su
carporacIon, por los dichos que de-
jan escapor, hay buenas razones
para Greer, que el sbjeto de su Wis.,
ita no es otro sino ralpar el terreno
para la construction de un iramo
de su linea, d,stlc Carthage a esos
ricos miucrales. va veremos prom
to.-Eco Del Socorro.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1886-03-20
Eutered at the Pest OEice At White
Oaks. = ~. sccond class natter.

THE CmICAGo WEEKLY News. and
LINCOLN Co. LEADER, year $2.15.
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LintaIu County Leader.
Esirrdsy. Nareh 20, 1850.

VIA. SAffs.y. EAl.eT . -ssY1.s,e,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
MORE ABOUT DOGS.
OUIS CVC.,
CATAMARAN.

EDITOR BULLETIN livery decent
resident in my neighborhood agrees
with me that your dog article yester-
day entities you to our best thanks.
But if you can suggest some method
of deliverance from the curse, we
will go farther still and subscribe
literally towards stone monument,
or any other description of monu-
ment you may prefer. After read
ing your article was curious enough
to ascertain how many dogs lived in
my next-door neighbours yard, and
found the number to be 10. My
neighbor is very decent native,
and very good man, but his love
of dogs is stupendously great. l
don't profess to be a dog admirer
myself, nevertheless l cannot help
feeling pity for poor creatures that
look to be starving, and acting OH
this impulse l am the main support
of my neighbours CANNES; that is,
as far as grub is concerned. But
there is another kind of support
which they mutually afford each
other. When they feel the need of
sleep they are afraid to lie down,
not having sufficient strength to get
up again. So they all gather to-
gether in heap, and lean towards
the center, thus supporting each
other while taking sleep. But
their emanciated condition does not
prevent their making great noise.
l presume their hollowness helps
that kind of thing, like fiddle, or
the heads of some Lawmakers. The
sound is in proportion to the empti-
ness. They do howl and whine all
night long, until l am almost re-
solved to go and give myself up as
a dangerous mailman. If do any
thing rash, my neighbor should be
held accountable. Those dogs had
better make themselves scarce or re-
form their habits, or L fear l shall
be guilty of some unlawful act.
A VICTIM OF Docs.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24

Two ladies contended for preced-
.ence in the Court of Charles V. They
appealed to the Monarch, who, like
Solomon, awarded, "Let the eldest
go first" Such dispute was never
known afterward.
One of the principal graces Of
Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, was
prodigious abundance of fine hair.
One day, at her toilet, to anger her
heroic Lord, she cut off her COM
handing tresses and flung them in
his face.
While Frederick Morel, the great
scholar and eminent printer, was
employed on his edition of "Laba-
MUS" one day he was told that his
wife was suddenly taken ill. ~
have only two or three sentences to
translate and then ! will come and
look at her." A second message
informed him that she was dying.
81 have only two words TO write,
and will be there as soon as you,"
replied the philosopher. At length
he was told that his wife was dead.
81 am very sorry for it, indeed"
said he, going on with his work,
"she was very honest woman"
The marriage of Racine was an
act of penance-neither love nor
interest had any share in the union.
His wife was good sort of woman,
but perhaps the most insensible of
her sex, and the most proper person
in the world to mortify the passion
of literary glory and the monetary
EMULATION OF literary vanity. 1t is
scarcely credible, but most certainly
true, since her own son relates the
fact, that she had never seen acted,
nor even read, nor desired to read,
the tragedies which rendered Der
husband so celebrated Throughout
Europe. She had only learned
some of their titles in conversation.
Maria and Elizabeth Cunning
who appeared at the court of George
nI-one at the age of eighteen and
WV OtiSi oo "ShS poeh
two portionless girls of surprising
beauty. "'They are declared"
writes Walpole, "to be the hand
soonest women alive. They can't
walk in the park, Or go TO Vauxhall,
but such crowds follow them that
they are generally driven away"
One day they went to see Hampton
Court. AS they were going into the
beauty-room another company arriv-
ed. The housekeeper said: "This
way, ladies, here are the beauties. y
The Cummings flew into passion
and asked her what she meant
They went to see the palace, ant
not to be shown as q sight them
selves. The younger of the fail
sisters because the Duchess of IIamil
ton; the other Lady Coyentry.-I s
II. Bulletin.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
RAIN AND RESULTS.

1t rained very heavily and con-
tinuously for several hours during
last night. Up the valleys and on
the mountains the rain was natur-
ally more abundant i Jan in Homo
lulu. The Nuuanu stream, near its
mouth, reached nearly to the bottom
of King street bridge, at an early
hour this morning. Banana growers
and gardeners up Nuuanu Valley
must have suffered some damage,
because the stream alluded to was
laden with banana plants, with the
fruit attached in various stages of
development, besides variety of
garden produce. The down-pour
appears to have been pretty general,
extending considerable distance
up and down the coast as we'll as
along the central mountain range.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
NATIVE GENIUS,

A young man of German and
native parentage, named August
Herring, has opened an engraving
establishment in little shop on
Fort street, nearly opposite the
Pantheon Stables. He has in var
ious stages of establishment many
cocoanut ornaments engraved in
rare artistic style. One cup bears
very presentable likeness OF the
American Minister, Mr.. Merrill,
also representations of the United
States arms and of the Kings house
ut Kona, besides cocoanut grove.
Another not so far advanced under
the graver has q portrait of Mrs.
Merrill, recognizable at first sight,
very finely engraved. A third shows
pictures of Emperor William of
Germany, King Kalakaua, Cooks
monument, and Il sea view at Kona.
An egg-shaped nutshell has His
Majesty and Cooks monument. A
A large round shell has engravings
of Kamehameha, from the statue;
Kamehameha in spear-catching
bout; Waiakea Bay, Hawaii; and
the hula dance. The artist has
made some elegant vases for Queen
Kapiolani, also cocanut wine cups
chased with grape vines and clus-
tiers. What is very remarkable is
that Herring has acquired all this
skill without teacher. He certainly
has claims to share in the appro-
priation for educating Hawaiian
youths abroad. 81 3t
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
THE ORANGE BLOSSOM.

Next Thursday evening with be
consummated the union of Miss
Irene Haalou Kahalelaukoa Ii to Mr..
Charles Augustus Brown A recep-
ton will take place in the evening at
the residence of Hon. A. +. Judd,
Chief Justice of the Kingdom, whose
ward, Miss Ii is. 1t is probable that
Mr.. and Mrs. Brown will spend their
honeymoon, East.
The preceding evening Wednes-
day the Goth instant, Mr.. Frank
Hustace will take into himself a
wife in the person of Miss Ward.
OF these interesting events we hope
to say more about week from
hence.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24

II. r. H. PRINCESS Likelike, III. r.
III. Princess Kaiulani, Miss Gardi-
nier, Hon. A. S. Cleghorn, Mr.. A. w.
Heydtmann, l.. Montgomery Mather
and a few other were entertained at
lunch by Captain Phelps aboard the
Brunhilde this noon. The yacht was
gayly decorated with flags string
of which ran from the bow of the
vessel to the fore and main topmasts
and down to the stern. A canvas
awning covered the entire deck,
giving the yacht comfortable APP
Dearance
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
VESSELS EXPECTED.

Stmr Geo w Elder, from San Fran
cisco, due here Sept 23rd.
American bark Saranae, from New
York. sailedJuly 18th, due here Nov. Is
80. to Castle & Cooke.
Gepbark Pacific, Gilman, from Bre
men, due Sept 2O-30, to Schaefer Il Co.
Brit bark w III Watson, from Liver
pool, sailed June 9th, due here Octobei
26th-Nov 1st, to Schaefer Il Co.
Brit bark Ironcrag, sailed from Liver
pool, June 9TH, due here October 23rd-
Nov LIST, to Davies u Co.
Am blk Martha Davis, Il NJ Benson,
sailed from Boston August 9TH, due
December 1-20. to Brewer & Co.
Haw blk Thomas r. Foster, F w
Rugg, from Newcastle, n s w, due
Nov 10, to Brewer & Co.
Am bktne Eureka, from San Fran
cisco, due here Oct lst, to Hackfeld q
Co.
Brit bark Glengaber, Rolleston, from
Liverpool, due here, Jan 1871, to
Davies & Co.
Am bktne S N Castle, Hubbard, from
Port Blakely, due here Dec 18th, to
Castle & Cooke.
Am bark Caibarien, Perkins, from
San Francisco, due at MahukonO, Sept
Both. at Honolulu in Oct, to Castle &
Cooke.
Am schooner w s Bovine, Paul, from
San Francisco, due here Oct Is, to
Schaefer & Co.
Ami bark Martha, Fisher, from Glas-
gov, sailed Aug 2S, due lere Jan To- 80,
to Schaefer 81 Co.
Am bktne Ella. Rust, from San Fran
cisco, due here Sept 25th, to Brewer Il
Co.
Brit bark Lady Lampson, Marston,
from the Colonies, due here in Feb, to
Brewer & Co.
Am bark Hope, Penhallow, from Port
Townsend, due here Oct 18th, to Levers
a. Cooke.
Am steam schooner Surprise, from
San Francisco, due here Sept 1925 to
Davies Il Co.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-09-24
CATS AND DOCS.

EDITOR BULLETIN THE public
ought to be thankful to you for your
mooting the dog nuisance in your
columns. l have similar COM
plant to make about the cats that
prowl about the city and make
nights hideous with their mewings
and howlings. l suggest that all
cats found disturbing the quiet of
night be condemned TO deportation
or something worse.
Yours etc.,
CATAMARAN.