Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-15
BRIGHT BITS.

W r ARE SORRY to near tDab ffluce BlsindiCk
/ iSsuhering with rheumatism. what ne ue-
i serves is trichinOsis.-C htcs0O Ns3ss- sAf
TX PBAS ATioNs from the Youth who was
I f9rcibly, elected from West-Side residence
/ the intervening are unnecessary. The reason
| was parent-- Betr0n Free ktsss.
"wHEREsi asks the Lowell c6urker, "do biz
| yards got0 When they leaVeS' We hasten to
/ reply th0utC doesn't leaFe91tt taxes every
1 thing right al0ug.-B0s 20 3ranscrsOf.
"IF saRIRG PoETs SFereahens,'' says an ex-
( change, as'eSen an editor conld afford 10 eat
eags.N Doubtful. n spriBg pQets We're hens,
they would not send their lays TO the editor
HoT''tstot9zi Pe''aLd stro-5
TEE EIEeTKIcg1IGHT must go as ball room
llnminstorAr Il, botrays TOP many secrets OF
texture apd cOmDeSion. After all, the pale
and melancholy moon is beauty's best friend.
San FrdatsscO dltd.
"ARE you q marrying man." was asked of
som bre-looklng gentleman at a recent up
town reception.
Yes sir" was the prompt reply, ppm
clergyman. "--ERanSUfle Argus.
"wHY. / thought YOU and'little Flossie
Brown were great friends"
Little Miss FashiOn-"SO we are; but you
wouldn't have me play with little girl who
dresses dolls in last years fashion, would you,
mammag-Hdr Bdsar.
LABOR STAFIsTICs,-COlonel Fzzletop said
to his son Johnny, who Is very triding: ~ ny
don't you so to wOrky'
II am doing sll the work want to. pa"
Nv nat work are You doing, standing there
and looking out of the Window"
Il am watching how the days are gradually
getting longer, pa. TEXAS SUFtta0s.
ONE of LOveland's oolored terrOrs being
once more before Justice TInkham the other
day, his Honor asked; Haven't you been in
jail for stealing chickens befOre~
mo, sab: no indeed | haint. Praise de
Lord fOah His lniernit goodness and mussy.
nOboddy haln't cotched me it. Hit seems At
II was perfected by de higher powers -
Fort Coliny tC02.l Courier.
A FAMILY who live on Twenty-hrst and
Madison streets we're apprehensIVe of burg
lars. The head of the household. Charles
Reising, borrowed a bulldog to watch. The
family all went ont the other night and upon
return the bulldog watched so well that none
OF them could enter the premises. 1t took q
pound of fresh beef to pave the way to the
front doOr.-LOHiseille Commercial.
PONsENBY-Aw, Alfred, how obadiah? How
is your cold?
DeGuy--My coid2 Haven't any. deah boy.
Ponsenby-Hsven't any Gracious good
ness! Haven't you heard that the Prince Of
Wales has the influenza? All the boys are
sneeZing2
DeGuy-H that so? Excuse me-stehoo
How very distressing to his Royal 'ighness-
atch 60 !-PhiiadstDhSa CAL.
VANDYKE DAUB-what do you think OF this
portrait I've just painted?
Raphael hrOwn-Is It for salee
Nandyke Daub-Well. L got it up for a spse-
linen. | thO0ghb seeing this, my friends
mi ht want to get mp club.
Raphael Brown-W nat, for prOtraIts;
Vandyke Daub-Certainly. WHAT do you
supposeF
Raphael Brown-Why, for the artist
Chicago Rambler.
A TEACHER in the public schools had pro-
NOTED a little pupil. and meeting her a = =
/ days later said: "Well. Mary. how Do you
| get on in your new ela-s?r
/ 20 pretty well. missed ia arlthn sslf
1 to-day, but 1t was an awful hard quezt o. =
Let ne hear what the question WA sale
the teacher.
At was How many chickens had tbe bo7ss q
said little Mary, and the sympathizing tezeheI
agreed thatlt was puzzler.-S1a firm c-se1n
Mr.. BowLEs-I see that there are a.>,ss ~
deaths from deiirium treIalns ia rhis GUAR
Mr.. Jowles-Indeed! Quite nuzat4r
amt IL b. ftIF
Mr.. B.--Yes, quite number. b ne var
! see thai there has been another death froa
hydrophobia in France.
three IN swear. ByJOFe, n bal r. y ~,
I'd extsflh nste the bFates. / Houldaf leag,
OHe Of 'Hm aliTe.--BC95ea oOBTsv.
FtGKIE Fashions 4st
90. dckle fashion. pitBess a4t thou:
Thou causest tears DORM damAsk enesks =
..- rQsh,
Thy. ian s on the seaiskfn saeai,e ao9 so-u
The proper thing for Tree y aeaiskih q .ss.
ft And me fair ana R4riue -naSideo
4 fnE IL taxes allabseE -rs
~ Who meant 70 n NJ tnD winter
ia her glossy seai>kiA sas4ke.
All! we scarce have selzed 4 pIeaagr
IRE from our grasp Il slips,
And the cup ~ Joy ! snivered
As we iift u u our lips.
-~oArisfian 81 W1rk.