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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Gov. Hill Startled.

The Albany Journal has this little
story to tell One day this week an
Albany lady chaperoning two pretty
girls through the Capitol took them
into the Executive Chamber. Finding
Mr.. Hill seated at his big mahogany
desk, she approached and introduced
her companions, saying: Governor
Hill, | want to present these Young
ladies to you, not simply because YOU
are the Governor of this great State,
bat because l want them to meet a wo
man hater." The man of nerve was for
moment staggered by this unexpected
declaration, but, recovering his com
posure quickly, he replied CALAMITY:
II do not believe l am so much of
woman hater as the boys around here
make me out l believe they want to
monopolize the girls themselves"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Rebel Sam SmalI's Repentance.

The Rev. Sam Small preached In
Chicago. Near the opening of his ser
mon he read an item to the effect that
Sam Small and Sam Jones were rampant
rebels down in Georgia during the war.
The query naturally suggested itself, if
when they repented of their other sins,
they repented of having been rebels.
In reply to this, Mr.. Small said that at
the time of the war he belonged to that
dastardly class of rebels who were 10
years old. If he injured the govern
ment any in those days he did not know
it. Sam Jones was three years older
than himself, and, consequently, was a
13-ycar- rebel. Speaking for him
self, he wanted to say he had. repented
of every sin of which he was conscious.
He wondered if the editor who wrote
that paragraph had done as much.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

when the avalanche struck me. I got
my own bag, and then examined the
other. AS pulled it out l found this
skeleton, and that's all know about it.
1t must have come down from above"
Nobody in the vicinity could recall
the disappearance of mail carrier, but
it was decided that the remains were
those of some poor fellow who must
have met death in the line of duty dur
ing the great storms of two years ago.
The sack, still intact, was sent to Den
yer,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

PENSIONS. The Mexican Government
continues still to pay pensions to the
descendants of Montezuma, amounting
to 81, 1897, namely, So, SO514 to
Caunt Miravalle and his three sisters,
and 50, 308.S3 to Mariana Ortiz de
Zarate and Dofa Carmen Garcia Ire
villa. The descent of these persons
from. the last Mexican sovereign is as
clearly ascertained as that of any prince
ly house in Europe. >
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Down VERY FINE.--The Lewiston
OIe.) Journal says: There lives in An
droscoggin County certain man whom
I will call Brother Redheifer. He has
had two wives, and few days ago took
occasion to tell one of his friends about
them and analyze their merits. Said
Brother Redheifer: ''My first wife,
Fortitude, was remarkable nice person.
She was careful, savin' woman and O
splendid cook. She was a great loss to
me. My second wife, Rhoda, was a
nice woman, too, and l miss her terri
bly,. Yes, she made a good wife, too,
but she used little, just little, more
shortenin' than Fortitude did"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

NEURALGIA AND RHEUMATISM are de.
picted in engravings as demons tearing at
the human form, but they could be more
truthfully described by showing a dis
ordered stomach of clogged blood vessels.
VINEGAR BITTERs afford certain relief
and eventual cure for both by acting
upon the internal system. 1t dispels all
pain demons instanter.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Prof. G. A. Donaldson, of Louisville,
KY, the we'll known pioneer, in eigh-
teen years spent $40, 900 in trying to get
rid of his rheumatism and failed. At
last he used st Jacobs Oil, was cured
and sold his crutches.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Expensive Little Parties.

A Washington correspondent says:
The entertainments given by Mrs. Sec
rotary Whitney are said to rival any
thing before seen in Washington. 1t is
estimated that her receptions cost So, =
500 Il week. The story goes that Col.
Oliver Payne gave Mrs Whitney, his
sister, his check for $500, 900 not many
months ago, and told her that the
money was not for her to keep, but to
spend for the entertainment of her
friends. The receptions given by the
Whitneys and the Letters are a little
ahead of almost anything in the line yet
seen in the national capital.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

MoIheF SIllIIes ure inc SUNLIGHT OF HOmes
There would be fewer clouds and brighter
sunshine in many households if every spir-
tied, suffering woman realized what boon
DR.. Pierce's "FavOrite Prescription is for all
Weaknesses and maladies TO which her sex is
liable. No lady who gives this wonderful
remedy a trial will be disappointed by tAe re-
suit. 1t not only acts promptly upon all func-
tional arrangements but by its rare nervine
a d tonic properties strengthens and repairs
the whole feminine system. Price reduced to
one dollar. By druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

is paradise for the Invalid, and the "Foun-
tain of Youth" was once thought to be hid in
one of its forest glades. 1t is now the haven OF
many consumptive5, who ind benehG IN her
genial warmth and fragrant flowers. The con-
sumptive invalid need not necessarily go 50 far
from home and friends to get relief. For Il
not in the last stages Of the dtseage, Or. X "
store to perfect health. For all chronic throat,
bronchial and lung diseases it Is most relia-
BILE specific. By druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Rescued from Death,

VIM J. Loughlin, of Somerville, Mass, says:
I'm the fall of 1876 was taken with BLEEDING
OF LUNGS followed by severe cough. lost
my appetite and flesh and was confined to my
bed. In 1877 was admitted to the Hospital.
The doctors said had hole in my lung as
big as a half dollar. At one time report went
around that was dead. gave up hope, but
a friend told me of DIR. WIN. HALLS BALSAM
FOR THE LUNGS. got bottle, when to my
surprise, / commenced to get well, and to-day
feel better than for three years"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

A BROOKLYN woman is keeping in n
book list of things she ought to pur-
chase, but cannot afford to wear. She
calls the book her ought-to-buy -ogra-
ply.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

How TO CURE CoLD.-I'n cure any cough
you over heard of, al d with one OF the simplest
remedies you ever saw; that remedy is AL
Lens Lung Balsam. 1t contains no opium, and
is perfectly harmless. Mothers can give it to
their children for Group with perfect safety.
Price, 25c, SOC. and 81 per bottle, at Druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

THE digestion of an ostrich and the
appetite of an American small boy are
two things that have never been dis
couraged.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

GIVE your neiehbors' boys cigarettes
if YOU wish to make them weak minded
and below your boys in the school class,
says an exchange.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

CHARLES FISHER, the actor, who is
member of Days company, although he
is 70 years old, looks 30 years younger
on the stage
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

The late State Chemist of Delaware,
Prof. Chas. P. Williams, says that Red
Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and
contains neither morphia, opium nor any
other narcotic poison The price is only
% cents,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Better late than never" but better never
DR.. Bigelows Positive Cure at once, which
cures all throat and lung troubles speedily
and thoroughly. Pleasant for children, 30
cents and 81
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

To err is human, but you make no mistake IL
you use DR.. Jones' Red Glover Tonic for dys-
iague and malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, or
diseases of the kidneys, stomach and liver. 5Octs.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
CAUGHT IN SNOW SLIDES.
THE WILD EXPERIENCES OF LETTER
CARRIERS IN WESTERN NOUN
: TAINS.

Ope Msn Hanging for Dear Life to a Tree
Rescued by Means of a Note--A SkeIe-
ton with a Mall Bag Attached Fsund In
q Drift.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

ANY man looks like a soven with run over
heels. Lyons Heel Stiffeners keep boots
straight. 25c.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Dry and gray hair will become moist and
dark by he use OF Halls Hair Remover
For sudden colds, hoarscness, or irritat ton OF
the throat, take Ayers Cherry PectoraL
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Money doesn't make the man; and it isn't
every man that makes the money. either.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Last spring my whole family took Hoods sarsa-
parilla- The result is that all have been cured OF
scrofula, my little boy being entirely free from
sores, and all four Of my children look bright and
healthy az possibly be. have found Hoods
sarsaparla also good for catarrh, with which have
been troubled since the Nothing did me so
much good as Hoods safsaparilla "-WM. B. ATHER-
TON, Passaic City. NJ.
Il have used Hoods sarsaparilla in my family and
consider 1t a splendid blood puriner."-J. P. WILD
SAITH, North It'll Street, Brooklyn. 2.
Purifies the Blood
my wife thinks there is nothing like Hoods sart
saparla and we never without 1t in the house."
p. H. LATDER, Syracuse, N Y.
''When bought Hoods sarsaparilla made q
good investment Of one dollar in medicine for the
first time. It has driven on rheumatism and Inn
proved my appetite so much that my boarding mis-
tress says must keep it locked up or she VIII DO
obliged to raise my board with every other boarder
that takes Hoods sarsapariIla. THOMAS BuRRELI-
80 Hillary Street, Brooklyn, NY
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

1t outrivals all-Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
red setter-The SIM
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

When is clock on the stairs dangerous
When it runs down and strikes one.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

; If your uncles sister is not your aunt what
relation is she to you? Your mother.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads ara
made of zinc and leather. Tn them.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

RELIEF is immediate, and cure sure.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. SOC.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
" NEGAR RiTTERs

Is the.great Blood Purifier and Lfe-givins
Principle; Gentle Purgative and Tonic; perfeet
Renovator and Invigorator of the system.
In Vinegar Eittcrs there is vitality bus
40 alcoholic or mineral poison.
Diseases Of the Skin, Of whatever name
or nature, literally dug up and carried out OF
hesystem in short time by the use Of the BitterA
Vinegar Bitters allays feverishness. II ree
neves, and In time cures rheumatism, Neuralgia
Gout, and similar painful diseases. =.
Vinegar IsItfers cures Constipation and
prevents Diarrhoea.
Never before has q medicine been COM
pounded possessing the power OF VINEGAR BIT
TIERS to heal the sick.
Send for either of our valuable reference
books for ladies, for farmers, Cor - ats ouSu
Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catecmslo
on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should
be read by every child and youth in the land.
Amy two of the above books mailed free on
receipt of four cents for registration fees.
Il Il. Mcdonald Drug Co., 500 Washington st.. NY.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

What is better than a promising younp
man? A paying one.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

For SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this paper
apply to the pu blisher of the paper. 10
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. go.

MENsMAN's PEPToNIzED BEEF TONIC tho only
preparation of beef containing its entire naEtrt-
tiOlJS properties 1t contains blood-making
force, generating and DEMONSTRATING properties;
Invaluable for Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
ISS on sI9 ~ forms 81 genera aeDlty;
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswen Hazard q
Co, Proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

When burglar prizes open a safe and
does not find prize it is a disagreeable sur
prise.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
March April MAY

Are the months in which to purify your blood and
for this purpose there medicine equal to Hood
sarsaparlla- 1t pures, vitalizes and enriches the
blood, removing all traces of scrofua or other dis
ease. 1t creates appetite and imparts new
strength and vigor to the whole body 1t is the ideal
spring medicine. Try it.
when began taking Hoods sarsaparills was
dizzy IN the morning, had a headache and no appe-
tltej but now can hardly get enough cooked to
eat."-EsMA SHEPARD Coral Street, Worcester,
Mass
Hoods SarsaparIIla
Itake Hoods sarsaparilla for spring medicine,
and find It Just the thing. 1t tones up my system
and makes me feel like q different My wife
takes it for dyspepsia and she derives great benefit
from It She says It is the best medicine she ever
took."-FRANK @. TURNER, Hook Ladder No. 1,
Friend Street, Boston, Mass.
81 have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla for dyspepsia,
which had for the last nine ten years, suffering
terribly. It has entirely cured me"-MRs. A.
NORTON, Chicopee, Mass
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Michigan man is named Skunk. 1t
wur 4 be a sweet-scented nan1e to go to bed
with IN warm weather.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Hoods SarsaparIIla

Sold by all druggists. 81 six for s5. Prepared
9. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
Florida, "The Land OF Fl9weTs.,!T o

Why is the world like piano2 It is full of
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
CONTAGIOUS!

lam native of England. and while was In that
country contracted terrible blood poison, and foH
two years under treatment as an outdoor pa.
tent at Nottingham Hospital, England, but was not
pured suffered the most agonizing pains In my
bones, and covered with sores all over my body
and limbs Finally 1 completely lost all hope in
that country, and sailed for America, and was
treated at Roosevelt in this CITY, well as by
prominent physician in New York having no con
nection with the hospitals.
saw the advertisement of Swift's Specific, and
determined to give it trial took six bottles and
! can say with great joy that they have cured me
entirely L am as sound and well as ever was In
my life. L. FRR~. HALFoRD.
New York City, June 18th, 1885.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga
V w 0QI
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

"Plso's Cure cured me Of Consumption. WAX
ROBERTSON, Brandywine. Nd.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25
PurInes the Blood
Hoods SarsaDariIIa
100 Doses one Dollar :

Sold by all druggists. 81; six for s.. Prepared
C. HOOD co. Apothecarlas Lowell. Mass
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

''Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life."-
L. L. WEIPLE, Druggist Kintner, Mich.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-03-25

JAMES Il. MILLER, of Camden county.
Mo-, was bitten by a dog that he
thought was mad. He at once set out
for Boonville where he had heard there
was maidstone. A Mr. Bacon had one,
and it was applied to the wound, to
which it readily adhered for time.
When it fell off it was washed in warm
water and then applied again. This
was done three times, and then the
stone would cling no more. Mr.. Miller
had a wound on his hand made the
same day on which the dog bit him.
The stone would not adhere to this at
all.
In small town not hundred miles
from Greensborough, Va, there is a GER
tam cigar maker who has beautiful and
winsOme daughter. A young man of
the place paid her attentions and won
her affections, but the old man objected
and forbade the young man his house
But, nothing dismayed, the Young man
organized club of sympathizers. and
they have boycotted the old mans bust
refusing to buy cigars of him nm
less the barricade be raised. At last
accounts the old man was growing weak
kneed.
A YOUNG woman of Oak ia moved a
few months ago from the Black Hills.
and, while debating whether or not to
move her old cook stove also, was offered
900 shares of Iron Hill stock for it
The stock was then thought to be worth
just about as much as the paper on
which it was printed. She took the
offer, has already been offered $4,000
for her stock, is holding on for more
money, and the shares are still rising.
THE Waterman in the Alcadc Park
Guadalajare, Mexico, fell sick and took
to his bed. Thereupon his wife took
his place, armed with an ebony club and
revolver, and, carrying lantern, lighted
the lamps every night and guarded the
park until morning, never OH any account
sleeping at her post.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-01-27
A Tramp's Grief For Ingersoll,

Roscoe Conkling and Colonel Tnoor
soil took walk during the courts recess
Yesterday noon, not caring to spend the
nour over an elaborate dinner. They in
tended to bring up at Louis Win.
cholz's for lunch, but missed the
place, and strolling out in East
Washington street they entered an.
other restaurant, which is one of tho
cheapest Of the cheap. 1t is so chean
In tact, that Superintendent of the
poor White sends impecunious individ-
uais to it for meals at the expense NJ
the county. Just after Mr.. Conklino
and Colonel Ingersoll had sat down
AM and called for oysters, Superintendent
White walked in with the most w on0
BECOME and altogether wretched tram
mat ever set foot in the ely. The tramp
TOOK seat at the next table to that used
py the distinguished lawyers and ate a
plate OF beans, supplemented by bowl Of
soup; He cleaned from the conversation
who his neighbors were. and az thew rosa
TO 90 ne turned and said:
something's" 'Ae III
II join my friend in giving vo,, q
quarter" said Ingersoll.
Thanks, gentlemen, thapksl Al
when shall we three meet again? Sena
or Conkling and myself NAV possibly
meet IN heaven; but as for Won NJ
who can tell ?''-,Suracuee !
Herald. ''s'ocuse !
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-01-27
GOVERNORS VETO NUMBER ONE.
VESTS Bill, of Bail After Convic.
ton. Knocked Into a Cooked H.t.

The Governors first veto in this SEES.
sion OF the Legislature was sent to the
House yesterday, applying to House File
No. 3, which is the bill introduced nv
West, of Ogden. Vests bill was really
an amendment to section 3s8 of an act
regulating the mode of criminal proced-
ure. The latter leaves the matter of bail
IN the discretion of the court, excepting
In cases where fine only has been i'm
posed as the full penalty for the ofense
and Vests bill provides that CATER con-.
ylction of an ofense not punishable with
death, a defendant who has appealed
snail, upon application therefor, be adj
mltted to bail as matter of right y
From His Excellency's commun;ca-
5lon, which IS simply review of the old
law and the Objectionable parts of tha
new bill, we extract the following. which
gives the gist of the whole objection:
With few exceptions. the rule as to the I'D
mission OF defendant to bail after conv;c-
:, leaves the question to the discretion of
.ne courts. BAL should be allowed upon a
proper showing OF the court when il may ha
done without detriment to the admini:tr De
ton OF public Justice, and should be o;ven GO
matter OF right by an arbitrary sratnta ;n
cases only in which the peace and welfare
y society may not be endangered. Under
me Dill before me defendant Convicted of /
murder .au IN the second degree, or guilty Of
ape, a. OF other infamous crime, may prosecute
'dm!t peai; ana upon application therefor, be
'onu.teo TO bail as matter of right. and hv
'peratlon of law. be at once TUNED iooss
, Y! the society he haswronged. Under the
' = governing appeals, the courta will
e IeIt powerless to control or correct th;s
mirage upon the community. ''s snis
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-01-27
THAT NINTH WARD PRIMARY.
A Little Life Infused Into the Pro.
eeedings, but the Usual RcSnlt.

At the primary meeting in the Nintl
ward schoolhouse on Monday night there
was considerable more life than is usual
on such occasions. The meeting was
called to order and W. F. Jack appointed
Judge 90 Speirs as chairman. The mo-
ton prevailed, and VIM. Fuller was
elected secretary. Mr.. Charles Brown
moved that each bishops ward be al
lowed one delegate to be nominated by a
resident of the ward, and the nomination
to be put to the House. Carried.
The delegates were elected, and four
names were put in nomination for dele
gate at large.
DR.. Benedict moved that vote be had
by ballot, when Don C. Young popped
up and said the motion was out of order,
and that the previous motion on the
manner of electing would have to be re-
considered.
The Doctor called for reading of the
minutes, as he did not so understand the
first motion.
Judge Speirs said: ..sThe chair rules
that Brother Brown intended his motion
to read that all the delegates be elected
by reclamation. You can appeal to the
house if You want to-"
DIR. Benedict, Mr. Darke, d. G.. Young
and others had some talk upon the mat
ter, when o. III. Petit, the Politician
from Brooklyn, Suggested that those who
would not vote the Peoples ticket, and
We're not of the Peoples party be not al
lowed to vote or speak on or to any ques-
ton. The chair accepted the suggestion.
Don G. Young then arose and said: Mr..
Chairman, l wish to make a
motion that I should have made
at the opening of this meeting. 1t is as
follows: "That all those who are not
members of the Peoples party be allowed |
to retire from the ROOM"
"Out of orderH' came from the Chair, !
and d. G. was sat down upon and COM
PEELED to subside
Mr.. S. W. Darke accepted the rule of
the Chair and urged the necessity of a
vote by ballot on the delegate-at.large.
On division of the house the motion
was lost
Here is the funny part of the whole
business: When about to adjourn, Mer-
vim Wooley moved that the minutes be
read and approved. The secretary read
the minutes but did not have the word
reclamation in Brother Browns motion,
the chairs ruling to the contrary notwith-
standing. What seemed strange and
hybrid" to the reporter was the
fact that the people whom they objected
to were members of the Democratic Club
and were to be allowed to retire from
The meeting" And at the same time the
parties there present as members of the
Peoples party are Democrats when on
parade, but when you come to political
Methods and primaries, ETC., they do not
Democrats. Their Delegate to. Congress
'oses as Democrat, and they all {
vhooped and yelled at Cleveland's nom
nation; yet they could not bear the pres I
nee of few of the Young Democrats on s
he occasion of the primary in the Ninth !
yard. There is something of the "hy- {
'rid'' about this, if we mistake not.