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Annual Commencement Brooksville
High School

High School
SESSION 1856.
Wednesday Thursday and Friday,
June 9, 10 and II, from s l-2 O'Clock in
the morning to A in the evening.
Examination of Glasses.
Sunday, June ID, II o'clock a. m, .
Commencement Sermon by Rev. c. f.
W. Dobbs, d d., of Columbus, Miss.
Monday, June IA, s o'clock, p. m.
Calesthenic Drill, and exhibition OF
Primary and intermediate Depart.
mcnts.
Tuesday, June ID, s o'clock, p. m.
Graduating Essays and Awarding Di-
pIomas.
Commencement Address by Capt. }.
ii. Jamison, OF C%liftonvillc, Miss.
GRADUATES.
Miss Arianna Memories, Subject o
Essay
Comparison of Ancient ard Modern
Civilizations"
Miss Martha Crymcs, Subject Of Essa!
"Art of Pleasing"
An are respectfully invited to AT
tend.
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Sunday School Convention.

The members ofthe Executive Com
mtllcc Of the NoXuhce County sun
day school Convention are requested
10 meet at the court house eli Monday.
The alst day Of May, at 10 O'Clock, u.
III, 10 arrange a programme and APP
point the time for holding the cnnven-
ton. q. w. NETHERY,
Chairman.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29
. .oLD RIP" Tobacco.

y. A "aa waSy, Suits every class
"'A Your dealers for it.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

Ichc1 home last night
Fem, where he was
|ool with distinction.
/ IIill's concert last
h observed OF all his
and friends.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

siyty.cight co'orea
Oti2cd in the river
|octcd quite a mum,
lens, who were leu
|, TO see the exhibit
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

= Cedar creek, the
Diegs. ct al, have
|1rc at the mon'h OF
arcotcr convenience
returning from town.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29
Commencement of Shuqualak Fe-
male College,

commencement of Shuqualak Fe-
male College.
Sunday, May SOth, 1890 a, m.
sermon by Rev, a. J. Miller, OF Abcr-
deem.
Monday, May 3lst, 8. p. m.
Calisthcnic Review.
Tuesday, June LIST, 10 a, m,
Philomathcan Society Celebration.
Literary Address by Hon, Clark Lew
is, OF NoXubcc Co.
Tuesday, June lst, s p, m.
The Annual Concert.
"Wednesday, June I'd, 10 a. IN.
Graduation.
Baccalaurcatc Address by Hon. Wi
ley n. Nash, of Siarkyille.
Wednesday, June I'd, s p. m.
The AlpmnT Re-Union and Reception.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

, descendant Of Lawrence ana Iao' way"
II, IN IN fine condition and ono o..
formed animals in the country Irleo rea'
sopahlc,
.Apri! 8, lSs6.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29
straw Hats

EAU
hear some of our
= ofthcir stands OF
I want to lind your
|hle condition next
corn fields.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

for "l'dics
win hold divine
'attnc rrcsOy'er''
bcs returned last ,'a
/ ~ Tenn where he
70 ,Torthc past year
+, and bustlos' lat
and Butter
re, Ellison's'
at W. 0. Barnes
sugar house
. shit the times
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

|atc last week that the
|c,fully invited to at
exercises at Mr..
commencing to-mor'
Ike Lewis viii deliver
on Wednesday
h will deliver the bac'
arcss. We have $50
vill be instructive and
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

/ 10 plant for second
potatoes, aud the present
time to select your seed
4at purpose, Indeed,
progressive ~ncigl'hors
planted. Last year Mr,
|son, OF M~uShulavillo,
|lalf bushcl Of his second
Is and 1t was the opinion
them, that they were OF
aliiy We can testify we
liter on our table.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

for "la''V''
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1886-05-29

fire on Monday last
Ecns from their midday
by good, boxes and
he kitchen of Mr.. Nat
discovered TO be on fire,
~|riAsuisbcd after con
|,gc douc to thc root
The Hook and Ladder
|wn 10 the scene by the
express wagon, and ar
fine to find all was over
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May 10.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27

Don't no nut OF by his word that II Is 90 ana so or "
any plr nh ut tho standing Of tho house. Us
and all that Insist the document: l! ne Ic," 80,
demand your CO. and |; he refuses Mdf tnioa'c ''
and imagine you vii ct your money. c ,.h
That's bn.iness" said the American Co"o VIII"
me, Will You T. . 1, ,ho han sorn
Now" said the critic when they we're IN tho
don't care 10 appear in this matter Frames Us M,
fellow PERSONALLY and aIways claims tuae 10 ~,
rnscay clerks that maze these ntile mis'""o'' -
stay In the isu sOm while yOu 90 INSIDE -. ..,,. In
When ID YES with the picture under MS ~ ~, in. ,, ~
anh recognized and recognized ny tne cIcrn
sold t 10 him. the latter became pale WIN OK @ @
and almost tainted with the fear that he wo nov av
his par as we'll as the Other fellow had e'aen'y '''
his. 49,, ,.oh.sor and
probably YOU know way I've como back ,,..,,, -
Haven't the slightest iea pom my soui ""''"''
sair 10 clerk with his teeth c6attcrins a..
oh. yes, you bavs I can see you haNo. 49, 49,
rl.cing the picture the easel Win t"e H.,
removed and shaking his finger at H. You snI a
WAS "a Iei-soner. All right want Written cc'''"
to III &c effect"
+" beg p,r,Icn but II isn't usual to give o. at
happen to know that II ls.
Only III exceptional cases, sir.
Wei. this Is An exceptional case
Very sorry sr but cant do II IN TINS lnsaii ~
Well sir, RI tell You what yDn c1n d. ST. VIVA. wv
must d. sir. You give mo back my Aloo' anu 10 u
quick about ii do you hear = ,.- ,o ia.
see that r. showing the crisp BANK notes. gov
back my 600" -, -, ,o,n,ios,
Thank Cot" said the critic devoutly, ana douotes
the American wonders to this day why strnzeI v ,.
such inionse interest in keeping nm from pei"h
cheated.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
PTCU NAYS SgRTOTS SOW
a - Ina Jse.sI

TT0Lt
A Itflo tnrfu,r down the road towIrl Bostoa Ous
the town OF Iiton. Witch used 80 be oalsf
sanboroon Bridge untl the Ittoh ithly ooA p'., on
1naI hve NOT only bcst0we their avn name upon "
hm NV. endo wed II wisi town hal railroad station
I'm with marble nymph capcrnS on Top OF IL
i,,,I. nsrl a brouZ ii zure deer, race course ana
erayestou that cosl $4,000 The reignin Iion, VINO
man about .xty years old is Supposed to be worth IN
the Of 600, and his only son IS an
sn,im-er VINO daily plies up and down tae Northern
Railroad Wnen this son came Oh age MS la'hor aa "
him:
",io and earn your living. young mn
"But how shah earn II, father ., 49,.
- don't carr 80 LONG as you DO 1t honestly Good'
bye" -, .,,,o, .-t.r, ,,,i,s
IN gst yyor, hiring an CINE ths Northern roht Ia
tn conrse of seven h. developed sltcirhs
cnnaclsy 10 IN Ike safe trnst him WITH tue rnSiae q"
travel train lie sticks to ais business tt'hldy ana
saves most OF his wages. Whenever his fa;her oners
him mon.v which is understood 10 have occnrrei ssy-
era fines ho lrs without hesitation ana pas IL az
in me hhk HIS capacity for getting np In tae word
% ed IA great but his genius Tor vInG ala spare
conn,r, is unqlcstioneL The share OF tue Iltohi4S
wealth that fal TO him ia likely to be disslpaeL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27

LoudOg CorSssp0ndeIcs BOstDn RscyTd
In hts youth ho was IN Tue diplomatic service QUO
Wa.nngton There Il told OF him AT tDis period
n, ha career which indicates his Donclaaoc ant dspf-
sitnn for "A Joke visitor caoi one day AZ tho L@sa-
lion IN see inc British Minister. lie Il not H. ssd
tahouchere Never mind; I'll take a seat ali walt
m Inc comes" The visitor was handel a chair, "a
wnch no sat Tor about hour when ne became taser
resve and consulted MS watch. LOOK here. said hs,
" ran't wat forever; how much lolk r will he bei"
" Well" said the imputent attache ne lett Tor CAi-
ada mis- al crnoon and expect MIN PACK ia ahout az
weeks" Durins his diplomatic career la ouchceo
.a man and ctes and doubtless hat many oppcrtuii-
ties for observing shaiier sldc OF human charicLer
Nnman OF our time has had more varei knowlcdze OF
arvnic But there is bitterness Ia Ills cyn'csn; is
Is ~ CAV and light order Cnder the oul wari gIrD OF
eyncism and light raery, there Is II ns.ike noe
isrre fund OF genuine human feeling. ME- LaDoucheres
exposure OF abuses and injustice, especially Ia
,be administration of the law Is beyond all pr&ise.
v.rv TAI Mess public officer, every stupd or vlndcuve
,n,ystrate every unfair judge VIII be subjected 10 nn
srcess critIcsm and his pen Is alwAyo really 10 sup
mort the cause OF the injured aud the weak. lie 10
snrcialy severe on gluttonous aldermen ana on the
forces OF bu I'M aud never Week Soes ny With
ont some exposure Of these pcopo III tue COLUMNS
OF Truth. a. ~, ..,.u.
baigh, with hair SOM what tnged win graz he II rfty-
i've years od) and with a decidedly intelectuAl fac.A
~ iooks IKE a man who has tasted all things
and found them vanity; for at times there IL moss
expression on his face whe Al othcr unes
hnmorous cynicism 10 the prominent expression. lie
.iway, wears black frock coat buttoncd all the way
and mt. one hand IN his pocket while speaking His
voice IA not very strong but clear aui good He hAe
ronaby consumed cigarettes than any other mas
IN England; and he Is strange to say. water crnkee
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
4 TALE OF 4 PICTURE.

ET0ta The Detroit PTess.
pcture dealer IA London told me story which
illustrated the Ignorance Of rich man III arr matters
Tho story told me a. showing tn"t 81, ,h
minds to 1t. use II 10 illustrate anOther point lho
nrn received Messoner from Parls anu IL was 70 Do
mi ON exhibition pext Gay. IL was framed anu SET up
on AN easel III the shop and the price VI was 10 10
II 300 Through error on the part OF tio cie A. q
~ 800 tag went on picture. Before the mistake
was discovered end corrected an american pos. no
hotels, Wnem the head OF the firm louhI that ms
Messonier gone, and gone iGr dtoo, nc ne"t ns
raised tho roof lie gave the clerk VINO nau e Wv, o
'i.take of the tags and the clerk who had sofa Tue
picture understand that II the picture was no' on y
fn ne x DAY he would expect their sureties 10 make up
fine deficiency. The young men were apPaueu. o no
thousand four hundred pounds divided ny Two Is Sun IN
excess Of what the average Young nsn go's po
a London art store After abusing ea1n encr to" n
Tor "a wne they began to notice tnA TINS ala not erns
back tie picture The clork who put on tho wrong TAX
The clerk dressed up in his holiday suit ana called on
u" am the art critic OF The Daily -" he said and
was told you had bought a Meissoner. would you
H So a' at s epod the buyer, and he invited the
op mat Tor Zoo o said waving his hand toward
The critic said nothing but cynical smile stole over
MS Wnsts the matter Don't you believe paid the
Ion. believe you paid the floo.'
We'll, don't you think It's worth the money =
"Uirs "a Msl,soner-ies."
"Iff Why the names On the corher
"Ycs. 1t usually Is. - ..,, .hor q
But bought It from Frames x Co. Af0" lucy
good firm T. 49, .,a..,o ,,o,, Frames A
IN aligned by the rm. that II is genuine Molssohic
then you have % great bargain etlI MeisSoho'' NV
not selling London this season Tor 4loo'
" haven't any certificate
"Ah!" ..,--..., 7, vo, ,hinL 4,
isn't why, hang it, say 80" ,,,..,. or M,
Now I won't say WHETHER that Is Melssoie' VI nJ'
hut will tell you what would d. II were you "vu'
takt that picture back to Frames 20, "ou'i n'
the Der son who sold 1t TO me, ana wouia
belisye IL ia customary to give certificate signed ~
the nrn-signsd by The Grn. mind -tha IL is wnaa u
claimed to no.. II the young man oesh re"s ,n 3D.
cnstom Then produce your picture AMI say that yo
vouIl lie Obliged to have that ceIuueu u -"oissoo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
vPS CLEVELAND AS HAyD SHAKER.


am sorry tho poor lady. SheH ieoi T" ''>
Ne ware nc the Presidents reception aud the speake,
wns !. Lady who has long held II distinguishes sooiA
position In Washington
-" -to viii 20 very tired" concurred ~ h
Tired r. ,hs repeated. -laine all over TOD
oblr soc how she bends her whole nsHDle poy ~
ryn 10 erforn .racerdy ami sraciel,y tie intes ..
her u1,ton. she Will never do II AKA H. TOT WI tann
hsr lc.son Ia the mOrnin, the dear glrl VIII ne sbo
In every Joint Somebody ought to tell her 10 De IassVe
and AZ md InoOir AMI let her guests put IN e ne9ust
cnrnolity Il is their business. AM that VIVA. SUI
Whv don't you hint it to her e. suggested
don't know her we'll enough An suppress sue -
hounI 10 sacrifice herself to- night anyway ana ctpts
the roks The 1rst time ever receive l a thous.nn
noonlr tried not 10 move my DDly, Tor knew lno
rrenifv: bat found swayed forward III spite OF my
LII and suffered IN back and ankles foi wee1. ohs
him, early learned; never {" permit my wn"o manu- 10
me- aejned by the shaker, for after while the ueies
honr, gat very sore too macA sqneeEed give 1lem;
,sne,,,lv tho men, only my fingers. at tie u'k Vt
nnunaring inuo. ptabr rcpui ii0h lpr &c 10
halter man AN assurance OF rheundllsHl 49,.
once i,:er a Large reception, SAW uenefu rrahs
rrhhin, hi, lef hand and wrist actively. haven yoi
y,, : a vrens hand. General Z | as'ted.
lie l,u, q and said: After shaking nv riSht hant
an much nv lett haud AMI arm always get col' aun
have to rest re the circ uiation. u H..
nne tniu. | ioln IL safe 70 do 10 smile. ln@b
en.ls oue to extend welcome without DISASTROUS oou
someone's. FOR the ri,iDe muscles VIII stand eooi "eat
az ,n, aud twist without Icing hirt us pehehSc"'
proylslon o. nature, lOD't II =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
AZ ,urUORTTY on JICE-FTSHING g.

10
r-o, oa occasion an llliterae relative OF ME- Jenet
sons VINO had long refralnel from thrtistns MS rus.
,,c unon his celebrated ansman, thoiS All tuo iio
,r,nev eager 10 see him. prevailed up)n 10 Vlsis
Monticello Usherei into the drawn ;-roon, na Wa Wa
intrndp,ei bv ,he host the assembled cohipiiy a
r,nC his Performance he slipped up several Tunes on
Jh Vii wa xed floor mis- awkwarncss being OF course
Wv. Then seating himself in sf. embarrassed
,ti,'ta he kent pertecty silent After chatting WIN
svepal PERSONS Mr. Jefferson took seat beside nl anu
desyorei make himself very epler'a ~. ~,
torcla1 mon a varsity OF topics, rs was MS "ou! ~
mil he at theme suited tastes or abtes OF ns
interlocutor; but all In VAIN, loe '"o
"a aiiyn remained as dumb as an oyster. 49,. ar.
At despair II irawhg wor ron tnad
SstnS Ths countrymans eyes snapped. anu ne inlile
diately poured garralous tuse IN resarn 20
Sa~"rc snorr 10 all OF which Mr. Jefferson am'eu as
VIZ tne other, present, listened atentivoly wneh
rad .ndei Mr. IL tterson opened up eloluenty on tno
same subject aud displayed suc an lht 'o iSanna
Of i.ck n.h that tho counrymt n was heii sproh'..
en IA soon as the great siguer stopped be rushed io s
hat aud Ooltel from the house nc ,pt so anal
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
GETTING RID OF The DAISIES.


An amusing anccdote told. the other day, about
tho lat. Jacob aneing Van Deusen. OF klngson city,
NV lady VINO knew hin, when he resided at Montague,
n j. tbs old geutleman's garden furnished an Immense
,ron of daisies The daisies were nng ol beauty, 10
he sure nat that their OIly recommendation ana
Mr. NAN Desen wanted the useful III his kitchen garen
rher Than tue ornamental The daisy. too. being con
adhered Injurious other plant lie, MI Van Deusen was
PARTICULARLY vigil ut in exterminatingt Ono mornlng
r., had pulled up a goody pile OF the pretty weed,
when 1--WE city boarders." who had arrived In Mon
tas ne the night before, Suddenly hove III sight When
the ladies' caught sight OF the great mass OF golden eyea
aises which the Doariers supposed were being picked
for the New York market they burst out into excaina
tions of admiration at their rare size and beauty
Tie old gentleman went on with his wrk Out there
was a look OF keen amusement and humof III his eyes,
showing only Tainy his apr eclaton OF Tue droii
sirlation At last OF the ladies', holder than the
other be eyed for small bunch which she promised 10
sharc with her companions. TheySate 80 beautiful
She said coaxmgy, and would all be 50 very much
obliged" Mr.. Van Deusen looked at the i've applicants
ami then the great pile OF despised daisies ana sau
dryly Let's see. How many are there OF you Eve
Well ladies'. II you'll Jdst 20 To work ami heip NE pun
| them np I'll give you % cents an hour Tor the JOB
The ladies' oil to enjoy the situation Immensely aud
they spent the entire morning In the garden, pulling
daisies and chatting with their entertaining host and
drinking hu ge draughs of delicious cream. When they
returned their boarding house. each carried sweo
smile her face and an immehse bunch OF whie an
| gold daisies IN her hand
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
EIIAI'ON.
From The ClsreldHd Leader.

Stanton called a spade spate always He had Q
hov horror of shoddy and the Maorteneral with HE
his oankng sword and his strut OF POM
mostly had not much effect with him a. had the tears
of soldiers widow. lie spoke very sharply TO ohcers
whom Nc found loafing about washington when ne
thought they should IN tho Held and IL was not ua-
common for him to say swell. sir. would like to know
what you an officer OF the United States Army arc doing
M Washington II they don't need you at tho 'front.'
pus with word, and few men with corrupt schemes
on hand approached him more than once senators ana
Con ~ had much weight with him, and no
made no SAYING what he thought In most CHAR
At ono time one OF tho other mem
bers OF the Cabluet wanted Stanton to appolnt young
friend OF his As payuaster In tho army.
"How old ID he'll" said Stanton
"He Is only tweuty.one. was tho reply; "out no v
| thorou gully respsctab.s and honest" .
mir. Secretary" responded stanton. emphaticauy
If would not appoint the angel Gabriel pAymaster
| lie was only twenty -ona."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
GLIMpSEN ~ Il OLNiN.


U,eb1Dg,oH COrresp0ndsnre Ctfretdnd LF1hr1.,
Uonan ives more az tns Hamilton h'uSc' ""S" ~
nriv.tc hotel frequentel by New-Englani peopo
chiefly You rarely HIN at Dig EeceYt"is' az. s'o
tro.Iifion Is III Il he tpkcs his run All ny ni>ci
time il was said hat he oil on little ptsar lanss
with Mr. Uonar, sOlgs when an Important mc",n'' ~
which Indiana was greatly interesei came "P W. .ao
unuse and IL was thought that Hnlmtn's lDnusncs
would defeat It's passage Nv" W nc o,,inent
statesm.n both OF whom have become very eminen'
since Them after seeking for Holman Tor lons ulhe.
found him al last his room at the hpel ihcy "or ,"
an xons To yet him tht they rushch mt e.o '"o,.
wthout Knocking, and they .ound Holman Win ~.
Of living on his back tao oor with i- he.h %"
,he ck OF an overturned chair. and his tony
rknced feet stretched out toward thc 10. hoa
leaked m angry AS they entered ana peiore toy c"
tdrrss MIN said: I" Il has been Inc custom III tio
country from which came Tor nthineh :" ho.s IT,.
my door before they entered my ropm % no The
Won knock aud tank you had better excu ne. Lnc
Visiting statesmen 80 angry tnat ths, ieIs @ 80
carrying out the mission aud as the STORY so",,
ten would never have anything more 10 90 WIN
Holman. ,,,.., ,,i,h all his economv
an, ron illness ia looked upon in the Indiana di,ucs
S,n,n Y Ich he comes sort OF naDoo ann s "ea.
tnan he should be. Indiana men zen i' nc - ~.
ahout 90 900 Re nIs have rccciV,t iuore Ian ~,
in Congrsssion. salaries, for he mas Deel ivin ~
wears and mere. He has always llved very pii'nJ %
Jnnh, no he has saved considerable udiaha irn say
that he inherited something from MS latiel, an a,a
GYMS "A vary nice country home on Tue eige VI oy
IND lie does not spend much tim" III ms "s,io'' a".
he is sent because his CONSTITUENTS ,,iras and
Irea, man He is great however, only III Httehe-s
rs forte L. IN looking at the Government am no o"
rnrough the wrong end OF the opera glass ne ~ h
er.hIr of "A no clan and in talking 10 you you .nnS
him the most honest and common OF iLon' az. 49, 81
,rav IsyhteI nj bis simplicity. When you rome 20
Innyy him we'll You hnd that be Is sharp ~ tach. n
,hat Le appreciates he political ehect OF "eaS"io'
we'll periaps as any man IN the country
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
STOKES ABOUT PEOPLE.


Vashftgton Letter 10 The Bduirofe ifer , hr,,~
e.,otor Cake OF Texas, Is q big framed, bsavy oups
man better adapted by nature for inc ro"e 80 INN n.s
,dys dra wing room; not that he Is wanting va 70
sensb,Iiiies but no does not Ike 10 ne hejsen ~ IL
restricted by he coDventIonaties when fash'on ,
no... unop her v,'arles He wan room 10 s"lpB jim
aIt In and 10 nut his big foot down without any aPpi0
men son that 1t gers on forbidden grouno cx ~ pscs
are YOU going to the receipt on ~ nighl 'oAc "
Inauirei OF the Texas Senator lest lucsy' ,.o thai
No amt" respon led the mig man In voice ina
has thc ring OF manly earnesfness ABOUT ~ H.
going q any more Of these receptions ana ai i or.
Why Beck emme tell you; tue las, one "g,' nnce1
waIk ne slowly across the roo ana presently n",s
n adg n -bowin' and smn' at me- sac WIS q. JaJ
sx or eight feet OF, and IA didn't kno~ ber, oyro.
IN soc wna sls meant sic kept On b0wn anu SUM"
and uotced two fellows standin pretty rio'e 10 nsa;
concluded that one both them vas a.rtsnau "a
her dress so reacred over give oae one s,o, ~
aaid: Gjt OF mis- afys dress she kelt 90 uo"n a 40
s,nilin' looked again ami by Cd was stan" a..
her lrcs. mysclf an't -goin any mo- IOi the wy
the women wear dresses now. tTan aoig i've ., ~
wards behind them, you cart tell where 10 put ~"
soOf.p
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
LITTLE JOHN Y.

Erom The Warrington Critic.
"Mamma" said johnnie. SIN 5tnartlng from shlDgio
Application " Ia roof OF thing on top Off"
or course IT is she said, shortly $500
And don't shingles always go on the rooff
"Certainly, they do" -
Then Johnnie was silent Tor quite q wnile fihaHy no
said, In "a QuaverlDg voice: 80
" Mamma amt my roof upside down.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
up the thought OF the speaker put
his little rain failed to catch on"
ORIGINALITY.

From The Hcrtford Port.
An town youinser wac has an orlgina. way Oh
putting things GOT M his seat suddenly ana heg"n
limping about the floor, with guzzical phn'ul ct,
preston 4 countenancc why, what u the matter
inquired his mother. "a Ny foot feels dzzy, was ,he
instant reply good description OF tho peculiar
feeling OF the nerves when ones foot Is asieop'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
ITMADE HIN SICK.

Out at Cherry Park the other day, when the bhRus'
folks had their meeting y0ungser not YET IN amche.
one of the speakers with rapi attention: Suddenly he
trnrd on his heel and remarked, lOud enough to DO
heard aII about This makes me sick" His mother,
surprised and somewhat mortified asked: Where does
II make You tick Z" Right across here, said tue
youngster drawing his hand across Ills forehead He
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-27
lilly KOKEED.

From Inc Df'rOf FTff I'rc's.
A newsboy " DO eating awar at yellow panama.
while had red studied into his pockets was
nppf cached Ivy another AMI asked:
Did you get that tin tyre took FUR ten cents T.
Nav"
Too cloudy a.
"Naw. Was on my way to the gallery when bananas
dropped to three fur cents AMI took ADVANTAGE OF
the decline Tin types alluS ten cents but bananas
bubb Ip aud down"
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JU VENILii.
PPOUPTINFORNlTTON.

From TIE BuGItD Courier 49,
Now who can tell something about solomon I!
asked Ce Tar street Baptist sunday school teacher
while re, lie wing her class upon the usrious Biblical
characters. He cigar store On Man-st, ~
promptly responded small hoy whose acql 'ntauce
with Buiilo surplsses his knu Wedge O Jerusalem.