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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1886-08-28

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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1886-08-28
GRENADA. MISS, SATURDAY, AUGUST 28. 1886.
DEATH DEALING DARTS,
THE RATAGES OF A
TERRIBLE CURSE,

That CLAIMS Its Ticti71es Oy
IhOatsN1eds--IHe Horrors
Une0rthed Ans0ng q FeaU
of the U7,fortata,0tes of
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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1886-08-28

SHILOH'S COUGH and CONSUMPTION
cure is sold by us ou q guarantee. 1t cures
consumption. Hughes g. Nance.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15
HALF-EDUCATION.

A Maine correspondent tells good
deal of truth in relation to the fact of
too much teaching of youth that is,
too much half education. The writer's
statements remind us of what Daniel
Webster once said. namely, that he
learned more the first year after he left
college than he did the whole time he
was there. Here is what the correspon-
dent says:
1.-The sickly colleges scattered around
the land are responsible for tue very
large number of failures in life Boys
have been taken from pillow. plane and
anvil and sent to the great cities to be
poor lawyers. miserable doctors and
wretched ministers, until failing in these
pursuits they degenerate into lightning
rod pedtllers and book agents. to finally
disappear beneath the earth they had
encountered when above it. Wora of
all. it engenders feeling of public
dependence in the minds of youth. It
takes away the spur to which we are
indebted for most of our great men. a
thorough common school education is
ample basis for good citizenship
why, my dear Sir we have men in
this town (Saco) who think boy with
all the common school education III the
world IL fool, without n slnattering of
Greek, Latin, French, German, and
particu arly botany; and these are the
men who would demoraIize our country
by giving our children fancy, fashion
abe education, which units 1T least
nine-tenths of our young men and
maidens to get an honest living 1t is
as plain us the MONDAY in this town and
B.ddeford that the free high school is II
c:;rse to the rising generations. It fits
them only for consumers. Oar grammar
schools are excellent, and if it were not
for the high school temptation we should
have some first-rate far .ners and me-
chanic> and fishermen.
"ThA result of this kind of education
in these two towns is that the Yan llec
40 bSS''lilltS N1iA'oS lltlt '4Coo III viz
way of gei-lng IN honest live!iho vi,
while the French and Irish are living
on what we waste on enumeration.
and laying up half their wages, anl
becomlnS possessors of large amount
Of our real estate which formerly be-
long"d to na-ive citizens. A distin-
guished citizen remarked 'Yanka Is
must inevitably become fl~hion, r,e
dudes, educated sharpers, AMI dis
grace to their hard working fathers and
mothers. But our most telligent men
and deepest thinkers ara waking NJ to
the GREAT evil that fir e ,shionnhlc
education is curse, AMI that lnb," is
an honor and not disgrace to Chris
tian people"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15

Mother" said young wife, "would
you mind cooking the dinner to-day :
1t would please John, 1 know. He
complains so much of the new girl that
l Shall discharge her the moment cal.
get another.
Certainly" replied the old lady,
cordially.
"At dinner John said to his wife
Mary, that new girl seems to be
gittin' worse and worse"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15
5Ivr7ng WITHOUT Biosao n.
Late in Life to Look for JOy-Ye
Never 10 Late to Mend.

Readers of Hawthorne's "House of Seven
Gables viii recall the palhos with which
Poor Clifford Pyncheo on, who had been IN
Justly imprisoned since his early manhood
aid. after his release: "My lite is gone, and
where is my happiness? Oh give me my
happiness. But that conld be done only in
art, AS gieamS of warm sunshine occasional.
~ tall across the gloom of New England
autumn dav.
In letter to Messrs. HIscox & Co.. Mr..
II. Titus. of Bennington, n j.. saws,
ave suffered Untold misery from childhood
rom chronic disease of the bowels and uiar-
'hea, accompanied hy great pam. | sought,
ellef at the hands of physicians of every
cEool and used every patent and domestic
Femedv under the sun have at last found
IN PARKER'S TONIC complete spe-
ihc. preventive and cue! Az your invalu
'hle medicine, which did me what nothing
Use could do, Is entitled to the credit of my
Getling back my happy day, cheerfnlly and
gratefully acknowledge the fact
Mr.. e =. Wells, who needs no introduce
ion 10 the peo;,le ofJersey City, adds: The
testimonial OF Mr. Trims is genuine aud vnt
'ntarv only he does not adequately, p rtray
'he suffering he has endured tor many wears
lie is nv hrother-in-law. and | know 1he
:ase we'll. He Is now perfe, tly free from
ais old troubles and enjoys health and life.
'scribing it all to PARKER'S TONIC,
Cneqnalled as an invIgorant; stimniat.>
I'll the organs; cures ailments of the liver
ildneyS and all the Diseases If rho hlooa
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15

A little boy whose father is smooth
faced man saw Andy Gillignn and his
long chin-whiskers on the street the
other day. The kid looked at him n
minute in open-eyed wonder a,yl
grabbing his mothers dress sang ont ::
"Oh. mamma, just look what lcng
tail that man has got on his CHA"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15
PHILADELPHIA PRODUCE MARKET.

Reported weekly for The MIDLAND JOUR
NAL by Evans Bros. Produce Commission
Merchants, 56 North Water Street, Phil
adelphia, Pa. Butter. Poultry, Eggs
Cheese, aud all kinds of Country Produce.
Thursday, Jan. IA, 1886.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15
A HDEUsOx & Gr1ITra.

nATEuTo 1s'I,s9 g :; & s ~ =.
Et kAtV Va tign Pa ents, No. 100 Yt We n L
:. 81. Get. cor. G, opp. II. 4, Pat
,'.,, ncss washington y. Ccrrcsp ndcnce so
icitEti. No charge for adv CO No fee charged "a.
e. rat'-nt Is allowed. hrftrences Lewis Johnson
o. tLanksrs. aud postmaster, Washingtoa, u q
@~LaSai Of Instructions freas
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-01-15

HEHNs Ehfor working people sind 10 cents
bEH a EIposGase and we will mail YOU FREE.
EHEIEIH royal valuable sample box of goods
that Will put yo,tn the way of max.
ing more money i'll few days than YOU ever
.nouhht possible al any business Capital not re-.
he only, or all the time. All OF both sexes of All
age. grandly successful Scots to So easily earned
very very evening That all want work may test the
VINO are NOT wen satisfied we will send one dollar
10 pay Tor the trouble of writing us. Full partic
uints' ulrectlohs &c' sent fre Immense pay alb.
soIuteiy sure for AL who start at once Don't d.
'ay' Address sfINToN Il Co., Portland, Maine.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
DEMoRALIZED THE DECK.
Havoc q Spoony Couple Made Among a
Florida Steamers Passengers.
FloraRd Nerai

Havoc q spoOny Couple Made Among
Florida steamers Passengers.
FlorG9G Herald
Among the numerous passengers which
went down 10 Fort George island yestsr.
day was O young couple who were decidedly
"smashed" on each other. The man was
a typical dude, having long lean, laDk
iubs, a neck like q stork, a collar that was
tremendous and neckrie that was so Grim
son that ones eyes positively ached when
gazing at it. The heroine VAS arrayed in
an elegspt dress of white satin, with red
plush and beads.
As soon ss the boat left the wharf they
took couple Of camp stools, and, going
aft. com usnced their love making. He sat
With his long arms almost reaching twice
around her sylph-hke form; she with he
blonde hair all dishevelled by the wind look
ing Into bis eyes and kissing him Until bis
collar bIcke loose from the back button OF
his shirt and rested high upon his swan
like neck. But what cared he for his shirt
oollsFf After 81 hour Of this kind OF work
be hurled one Of the camp steqls into the
suppers, and both sat on the same steol
All this time the cooling couple we're being
watched by the entire passenger crowd on
the boat, and the tourists seemed to care
not one whit for the beautiful scenery which
sboundsd on every side.
The spooning couple seemed to monoPo,
lie the attention of even the otiiceEs Of
the steambost, aud the sight caused one o.
the gallant fresh-vater tars to HE himself
sssy to his ststs-room' aud vigorously hug
himself Finally the strain on the passen
gers got 80 great that 50 old gentleman
from Detroit was prevailed upon TO 60 and
Mead with the couple to desist which they
did very reluctantly. The young couple
are to be married this week
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
NEWSPAPER SCRAP SAVERS.
Some Big Collections of Clippings Mrs.
Senator Browns Two Books.
PhiLIislDhid Record.

Philadelphia Record.
Senator Joe Brown of Georgia has the
most com olet collection of newspaper clip.
pings in Washington. They are all about
himself and his sayings aud doiugs, and
about nothing else, to be sure. Bot every
body who has ever attempted TO collect
newspaper scraps, even in very modest
way, knows that he only possibility OF
completeness lies In collecting scraps OF
only one sort. A complete collection com
pretending everything OF interest that sp'
pears in the ne Sspspers ia 80 nearly impos-
sible as to be imprsctiscable. A gentle
man in this city has collection Of scraps
that he has limited to subjects Of national
Importance. He has spent at least 10 years
OF time and $4,000 in the collection and
COLLATION. of his scraps, and yet, although
be hiss tens of thousands Of them slowed
away, in cases of his own contrivsnce, his
collection is far from being complete. Bot
there is nothing to prevent drlEgeDt col
lector from having a nearly complete col
lection of one sort of scraps. Most OF the
men in Congress have attempted such o col
lee ion, always combining their energies to
paragraphs about themselves. But know
Of no collection which equals that of the
Senator from Georgia. he does not de-
pend. as many public me nov do, upon that
com pany in New York which furnishes you
With everything said about you in the city
press for an annual fee OF $40 to $40. BE
depends upon his wife, who began his col
lection of scraps twenty-five years ago, when
Browns reputation irst began to spread
outside Of Georgia Mrs. Brown has be,
come exceedingly expert in handling her
newspaper shears. No exchange editor in
America could excel her in the rspidity
and accuracy with which che reads the Du
merous newspapers. including the snr'rs
daily press of Georgia, taken by her hus
band. Mrs Brown is no longer young, but
her eyes are as bright and keen as ever
and sees the word Brown" in an instant,
though il be in the smallest type. Then
her sharp SHEARS go clipping throug b the
paprr and soon it 10 in one or the other Of
her current scrap-books, for she keeps two
sets, one ior the good things and the Other
for the bad things ssid about her husband
This paragraph. have 40 doubt, will &c
into the good book.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
SMEEZlNG CATARRH.

The distressing sneeze, sneeEs, sneezs the aorid.
wEtery discharges from TIE eyes end nose, the
painful Inflammation extending to the throat, the
swelling Of the mucous iuing, causing choking
sensations, cough, ringing noises in the head and
splitting heAdacLes,-hoE familiar these symp-
toms sie 10 thOasands Uho suffer periodically from
head colds or ibhuensI, sad who llvein ignorance
of the fast that q single application Of sASFoEDs
RADICs Al Ours ROR CATARRH Will afford in1dH'G-
HeOuI rfli.f.
But this treatment in cases Of simple Catarrh
gives but faint idea Of what this rsueI " will do
IN the chronic forms, Wher- the breathing IL Oh
structed by choking, pu' rid mucous AccumuIations,
the nearing affected, smell and taste Ione throat
glcerat-o and hacking cough Ersdually fs,i-nipg
itself upon the dsbIlitated stem. 1kea II 70 thai
the marvellous curative power OF SAEFoRp's RAD
ICAL CURE mEnifests ;tself II instsn ,sneol, and
grateful relief. CTIs b ms from the frs Appiea-
ton. 1t u rapid radical, permanent, econo nital
safe.
SASRoRD's RADICAL CURE consists ef one bSttls
OF tbs RADICAL CURE, one box OF CATARRHAL
SoLyEHT, and an IMPROVED IsHALER; price, ST.
PoIIKR DRUG & CHEMICAL Co, BosIoS,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
No. 13I.-An Autobiography,

maintain aud, II necessary, can support by the
al give authority or power to do or forbear any
thing by which the person authorized Is secured or
saved harmless from any loss OF damage by the act
Ny aim In life Is TO secure ju'Ice and right. am
a terror TO law breakers, Although my Intentions
are good frequently fall into tue sheri7s hands,
aud often when l am executed 1t Is somebody else
who stretches hemp" II you behead me become
nfa nous and vile, the associate of rogues towards
and villains Restore my head and separate me
into two parts, 50 that each part is complete in
itself, and become terrible in the extreme. My
first has caused many deaths and saved many lives
sometimes its aims are pure aud holy at Others
damnable. My second is frequenter OF theatres
public halls and churches II fourishes particu-
Iarly during political campaigns IL is not polit-
ica parti.a1, but tits found In all parties 1t makes
a great deal OF noise, but amounts to very little
GU will do well TO restore me TO my original form
and leave me so. d.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
SPRING DRESS IN PARIS.
No False Hair, No Corset to Speak of and
Much Grace In DraPery.

No False Hair, No Corset to Speak of and
Much Grace In DraPery.
Paris Letter ia the London HoId.
No Parisieune wears false hair since the
pictures OF Vatican and the statues Of the
Louvre have shown her the charm OF the
liue OF the neck and OF the pure brow Tram
ed in smooth or waved bdndeaur The
touunure has meet with the fate OF all
mere eccentricities, and succumbed TO rid
icule. The corset has long ago become
mere supporting wristbsnd. % the nat
ural couture of the Parisieune OF 10 day,
held in place By three or four pins OF
blonde tortoise shell, you see by the way OF
hats a postillion lestberbrown straw hat,
trimmed ribbons of almond green; q
c4sque.shsped plisse of tulle, surrounded
by q garland of ilacs; network of green
reeds no larger than your hand, lined with
satin and decked with a bunch Of yellow
roses; two chour of tulle point d esprit
attached by a little cham Of pearls; q
cloud of Chantrlly held captive on one side
by 5oquet OF wild fowers, or q bunch OF
red ribbons pointing sGyward hike blades
ofvigorous grass. Tale. satin, lace, osier,
the finest strsw-such are the materials OF
the ethereal head dresses of the day, the
most volumiuous OF which are postillion,
Rembrandt and mousquetsire forms di.
minishsd in size and lightened BY graceful
rolling Of the brim.
As for the dresses, the ideal of the
eouturrieres is simply to drspe the human
figure, and the heighth of elegence is to
have q dress artis,icalIy draped. The
stuffs used are all such as produce besuti-
fol folds, as surah, foulard, etsmiDs, drsP
ed with lace and crepe pongees, velvet and
"plsure de ohs,aigue-s new and very
light WOODEN stuff, with a downy surface
that produces the soft reflections Of velvet
or plush. The triumphant colorS are red,
almond green, leather, violet of the shade
known as "Ophelia," and all the degrade
ton OF these tones, for which the dlctiOn.
cry, alas, only gives words that are inenfti,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
the GREAT STRIKE.
Phnr-lslnhin MI


Seven thousand ,aussSe men have gone upon
And all Chicago, vsgrant ours who, every one
Must have been chopped to sausage meat now to
each other say: - ,-,l
Beloved iellow-sUIereIs, let us kneel uo"u al"
PRAYER in thank, let every dsg in jubilee give
Prom terrier to black and tan, from canine old to
No more they'll rob US OF our flesh, no more they Il
skin the dog;
No more theI stuff our juicy meat entrais oil the
day Of Joy has come around day for Plea'ere
When every honest poodle may in safety walk the
This strike /, doing all it can our interest to ad-
vance;
When sausage makers disagree the dogs viii have
chance,
And il this strike should srbitrae the which, good
Why, we ourselves can start 4 strike and OF our
foes be rid.
I Let one with hydrophobia inoculated be,
nd ne can bite the others until all mad as he
Then charged with rabiel dynamite, Wen raid this
| cursed town. .
And, whils the terrOrs In their hearts, veil pull
the tyrants down.
| Up, brothers, up. Wen bark aud bay, and hold
high jubilee,
This DAYS dAy Of happiness for all our company.
Year, Like the festive, bearded ram, stand on hind
/ Legs and bleat
Survive perish, live or die, We won't be sausasS
meat. Ky. z.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Very Remarkable Recovery.

Mr.. Geo. V. Wiling, of Manchester,
Mich, writes: my wife has been almos,
helpless for five years, so helpless that she
could not turn over in bed alone. She used
two Bottles of Electric Bitters, and is so
much improved, that she is able now to do
her asl work"
Electric Hittsrs will do ell that is claim.
ed for them. Hundreds of testimonials
attest their great curative powers. Only
fifty cents bottle at Logan 4 Co.'S
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
An improvement on the Old Method.
C1icago Rdmbler.

A Vermont genius. who bss o large fsT
iIy of children, has recently invented q
machine for pushingthem. He tsstens the
disobedient shild into wise, screws q
smooth Single into a portion OF the ma
chine prepared to receive it, and ihep
turns crank, which, By means OF unique
mechanical device, applies the single to
tns, portion of the child beat adapted for
ia csresses. Each turn OF the crank Is
old a round. and applies the shiDgle
four times. It is said four rounds will
make the sight Of a chair hateful to the
hasdest boy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Answers will he published in two weeks.
HxcItameDtIpT Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in the
vicinity OF Paris, Tex, by the remarkable
recovery Of Mr.. J. E. Corley, who was 30
helpless he could not turn in bed, or raise
bis head; everybody said he was dying Of
Consumption. A trial bottle Of DR. King s
New Discovery was sent him. Finding re-
lief he bought large bottle aud box OF
DR.. Kings New Life Pills; BY the time be
had taken two boxes of Pills and two bot.
ties OF the Discovery, he was well and had
gained in flesh thirty-six psunda Trial
bottles Of this Great Discovery for Cor
sumption free at Logan & Co.'S.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Busklen's Arnica Salvs

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, letter. Chspped Hands, CbilSlains:'
Corns aud sll Skin Eruptions, and posi-
tiysIy cpres Piles, or no pay required. II
Is guarsnts 4 to give satisfaction, or
money refunded. Prieo 25 cents per box.
For sale by Logon b Co.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
No. 1ee.-A Loose Screw.

No. 129'-A Loose Screw
I'm a loose screw-that's what 1 am;
My life is just like funeral psalm.
NV hired room the blue DEVILS haunt
And always dine At the restaurant
II take too much, or say word Tess moral than
terse,
There's no one to scold me, which makes me feel
worte;
II come in with headache, or feeling tired and
sad,
There's no one to pet me, and that makes me feel
mad.
have no wife, only the picture Of my old fame
And now, good people, can you guess my name?
j. A.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Obeying Orders.

Fire, 81" said busy hotel clerk to the
new porter.
Presently the porter returned, looking
very much mussed up.
Il fred him, sui" he said, but begorra.
for list wan blissed moment thought he
hsd me"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Fort Gaines, Ga May !, 1885.

Itaffords me pleasure to assure you that al
ter using DR.. G. McLane's Celebrated Liver
fills for more than twenty years in my family,
that regard them as being superior 20 any
have ever used or have seen used. have not
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wife, and children, with the most gratifying re-
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prgParnga tns sysS @ tasTs = no
brated Liver Pms. esyscS 90 use them rs
long IS ISL live; / they CONTINUE IS good as they
Pastor NJ. church s south, Myers stSt idas'
Tampa District, Florida Conference.
TENIsT1Go, Canada West. Ont
sirs:-Your pills came all right, and can say
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Lanes Pills, manufactured by Fleming Eros.
IN seadnE gSye some Of those Piis to my
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gotthree pills. He said they did help. him. He
felt the next day like new man. He wishes
Ut W Scnu lUI MY CcIllS "OTLH lOT IllH 90,
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FLEMING Bros.
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for which you will please send me more OF your
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received the pay for the last two boxes order
ed and received l would only say. they have
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feel much better now than have for two
years past. Yours truly,
REV. PHIL SPARTH,
West Sandlake, n. Y.
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and we will send you by return mail box of
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FLEMING BROS. Pittsburg. Ia
For Sale by retail druggists. Be
suro the McLane's Pills you buy nrc
made Mt Pittsburgh, Pa. Tho ooun,
terfoits are made mt St. Louis, DO.
and Wheeling, w. Va.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-16
Answers.

ll5-Foist, fist fit.
ll6-A stOye-ire.
ll7-Jerrybosm derry, beau 'emD. . Samuel
(Sam, you will.
llS-Hydraulics high drlw-icksl.
isl. MasguerAder. . Troublesome. B. Tro-
mando.
l?O i. Mild, mid. 2. Bald, bad. 3 Bable, able.
g. Cheat, heat ;. Date, ate. s. Dread, read.
l2l-Homen, omen, men, me.