New-York tribune., 1886-07-30
TIE TLLK or THE DAY.

A baby has been born in Pennsylvania with a full
| heard growing on Its face. Mr. Randall should not
neglect to make OF this incident by showing what
the country might hope for II his tarlr measure were
adopted
! Mrs A. went into tie kitchen one morning and
Informed Lien that MF dhTmpsoh aes sn lem
looked at her with an expression OF mingled astonish,
mrnt and disgust. aud SAID: " Oh'hh' num- mas nc
! Mid wAOf-, Iiarper's Monthly.
CITIZEN samuel y. Ewing, OF Minnesota. has sent a
formal proclamation to Congress announcing himself AZ
! the Christ and calling In all other revelations
.Citzeu Ewing" he says requests the United states
Government to request the Governments o: the world
and dixutares OF various churches. religions scot
ties or esiastcal bodes ncludng his Houo-s the
Pope or Rome. and the dirnares OF the jewish Church.
to meet III Washington city the lst day Of October
ls-G consider the practca6ity OF returning TO the
worship OF God. the ruler OF the Universe at the
earliest practicable moment
dispatch SAYS that Concord School o, Philosophy
IA now discussing Greece We are GLAD . see th' ia y
question Is attracting thr attention OF
such eminent nvesusa baltimore American
The following devout paragraph appears IN recent
number OF he Hdnp'Dn (Gd) Enterprise By the
abundant mercies OF Heavenly Father the much
KIND attention OF many dear friends and the s.iI OF
Drs. Folsom and rurnpseed, aro able TO resume tho
editorial chair ana put our family on the convaesceht
list Bless the Lord. o my soul"
The Boston courts have decided that barbors In that
city may keep open shops on sunday This was close
shave for tho BARRIERS
Atan evening party In Chicago a literary lady who
wants city to cothe itself Ia fhe ryrsn purple
that Miss Cleveland beautifully aud touchinsy
nludes to. turned To her ncishbo, successful pork
Don't Ton tn,nk this shakespcarian controversy.
nonnruy viii result in = renewed interest In Bacon r.
Renewed INTEREST IN Bacon {"
Yes: isn't Bacon rising -
Oh certainly ,dain. certainly. bacon's coming up
every day. but lard Is say down. IexAs siitinss
"The lack OF the Who'll, South" says The Atlanta
ConsttthOn Is manufacturing industries the lack of
Southern farmers Is home markets. And set tho free
trade agents tho whiskey ring the newspapers ana
In Congress going about bcwailing the condition OF
the faImore trying to manipulate legislation so as TO
keep tho unfortunate agricultural class and lis
poserity I'm the clutches OF poverty"
Shortly after the Democratic state Convention took
member approached another and said; Ihat
pargrrs. telling how the Democrats hurled them IRON!
power and corruption; but say was earpotpasser'
90 - ArA.nsaw traveller.
Kansas CITY hotel ad.ertises tho fact tnat It pro-
viIcs tao finest dinner placed before aPprecia
tive Hudencc Aud the proprietor defends tho use OF
audience the ground that the peopl" In his
hotel are always hstoning Tor the head walter TO an
nounce the meals.
M.ss sharpe Are you fond OF waiting Mr. slimdood
MIR. slimdood-Oh. excessively could walt forever
III dream OF enSnt1tment ,.,, ,,,,.., ,.,, ,.a,,,
Miss sharpe Well, then, should think you "Oulu
learn = Chicago Rambler
The Bishop or Exeter, England recently confirmed
NJ ube idiots and the act pro, okod much criticism
that no thought IL necessary Justify his conduct
lIe docs by saying that the idiots devout
than great many wse Christians and quotes the dying
words OF poor idiot know rs silly Blllyi
oh what does silly Billy seei
Three In one ANA one In Three,
And one OF Them has died for no.
Where did Miss Brown attend school r.
on. don't know: but 1t must have been In some
inferior ms tuition"
Why 81 ~
Why. look at her writing She actually gets four OF
1--WE words on one sheet OF paper. No rstcass sahoOl
would allow more than two = Chicago Rambler.
The Rev. Dr. Ransforl Of st Georges Church.
IN this city. who IA mighty hunter OF all kinds OF ge.
ha- gone ON Dunting expedition to tho Rocky Noun
as aud Will not be back until tho last OF SEP tobor
German countrricters do not disdan snail profits.
Ienplg pieces mrio OF bronLed paslebOard have
Recently made their appcarance.
a German Land League .heen formed with DR.. A.
Thoodor Stann of Wosbalen. Tor honorary president
Its object In 10 bring about Tho gradual ttansfer or
private property In the soil To tho state
When AItemus Ward exhibited his Mormon panorama
In Ious lilo he had been out with tho boys eooi
consequences ho.ce 70 went Oh 3ady. The noAt morn
Ing friend disposed 10 excuse gho contecinls sadi
"Artemus, the snow hardly success last might,