New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-17
Al THE COACERL.
y. 4. Stearns IN Tid-Bits.

BEING A TRUTHFUL ACCOUNT or WHAT 4 SAW AND
HEARD AT CHURCH FESTIVAL WHICH At
TENDED RECENTLY WITH YOUNG LADY.
I'VE enter and take sests)
shonld noL b. late. You lots OF time. GAL
dill you ever see such hOrri hat AS Mrs Deusenbury
Woman behind US In a hosrse whispep-what that
girl see III Jeukins pever shall understand.
Her companon-Me neither. they say no owes
thirty dollars for board to Mrs. Bowler and sns
Myself-Excess warm. Is 1t mott
Young Lady-It seems quito cool to me. But seel
here the pianist sisnor staccato think lie 10
sig 5; ton the grand piano-pianissirno)-Tum tamty
tum Tumtytum ta-a-a IA etc
Various persons IN my Immediate neichborhoods
They say she ia going To be married again and-NO Ia.
deed. Tor told him Just what thought ofYou dont
say sol Well Yes, that's him right thero He-1
She IN the choir. AMI I must ssy-Isnt he per.
sig. ). Gortsslmo,-Tn umpetty thump-i thump.
Young Lady, He lie just wonderful Crumultuous
APPLAUSE Sig. s. comes back ami doos It some more)
Young Lady when he has nnished)-i could hstsn 70
hin al nixnI coulun you -, -. - $500 49,,
Myself could, bat II would make me very SAD;
wom.o behind n.-iiow out OF place that jenkins
Myself 0eigning a deep interesD-Ah, MISS Cantake
dIgh-prIced sopranc-Una voca poca IA, etc.
dan ia 'front.' OF u.-ihat woman has eoea married
mine is. Her first husband was
Woman behind mel cost dollar seventy . yard.
back and BOWS. hui WONT sing Eater the gifted young
artist, W. Macready Higgns)
awfuly funny for anything He told par that It csms
Just as natural to him "a breathing
W. NJ. II. giving his great Imitation OF Irving -oud,
gud me lui. etc.
Man IN front OF me-DId you ever see Iryingi
HIS companiOn-Yah he's no good. You orter see Bur
falo Bill Now. he act he Frantic applause. W.
NJ a. back aud initiates Ltwr1nce Barrett, whom
hs presents asthmao Individual. with unnis.
TAX Ablo prcmOutt symptoms OF the bn staggerA)
Young LaiyAtn't he just too splendid He told par
that Mr.. Barrett saw hun give thar Imitation once and
overcome that lie mad 10 leave the hail
Myself can readily believe that Il am about 10
make further rouarks OF a sarcastic nature wnen
Entcr israol MorgeOsern. tho talented American vo-
nlsL)
l. NJ (playiug he great Revery IN q sharp MINOR
Wa-a-n-h. wan, wah wahwahwsh, wc-O-o-ow ", etc. II
gradually become obvous TO my surroundings ANA sm
tho arms OF wnst-y ou-snay -oai him. dream
that have boon chosen umpire IN cat n<h ana mat
am presently obliged TO decide against Atsrxo piuo-
eyed with determined expr-ssion OF eounenance,
who la his indign 'Iion narer s thhst
In the arm. awake 60 nnd that my founS Lady mas
stuck into me.t x,.,-, ,..,
Infant Phenomo1ou Ton tne PattoFul-"aoos ntuo
Maon, with her face against tne pane
Nv..f-Tm AFRAID rye been doeinx
Yonns Lady ucliy)-you have slept through two en-
tire numberA
Y5sHs Lady Qen degrees below iero)-You need nos
apologies Co., -, ..,,v man with xo,e.
10 10 Aux tue oongrel mean the AUDIENCE
far lie stendsnes and 10 siae tnst an oyster suppr
nas been IL tho cnspoi. tAudenco oseoines
mi OnIy 90 conta per head Will 10 ehsrsea,
I'D me pruo.sis wi Do usedtnsnks TO she Eyininen
Of ths Young Psoplos Assoeatoato deray your PShsN
torsa expenses On HE coming lecture tour. fanss
,hrousn the door 10 the risn. u Am about 70 ,no
Youns Lady TO part.ks OF bivaves wRso l t~memoes
rhst only Is osnts In my pocket Exeunt mysesf
And my Young Lady Into she street, kxoans hssru
every one eiss inso The shApsA