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St. Landry democrat., 1886-08-21
Sam .BOBges.
DISCOURSES ON POLITICS, PROHlBITIOS
LAGER BEER AND RED NOSES.

If anybody asks you if Jones is dab
bling in the politics of Missouri, you
tell them, "No, he amt" That was
the one pointed question | put to this
management. ] said. have you got
any politics in this movement?" They
wrote me back, 1--WE have not. We
have not" They couldn't have hired
me for 81 600 minute to come here
and talk politics for them. / won't
have anything to do with politics. |
am decent man. Laughter and ap
pause.l "Why," you say, "Mr. Jones.
can't decent man go into politics Y
OF course decent man can go into poll
tics, but how is he when he comes out :?
Laughter A decent hog can go into
a mud hole, but what sort of hog is
he when he comes out? Laughter
and applause ! say am for no candl-
date in this universe. There isn't
candidate in this movement that L have
heard Of And the very minute that
hear of one, III pull out and go home.
Do you hear that2 am not in the in
terest of any party; understand that |
say we don't need any third party.
| I[Tumultuous applause That is my
doctrine tell you what we want. We
want enough soap and water to wash
either one of the parties we have got
and make them clean, and shake the
devils flesh off them, and make them
clean enough to carry our cause through
this land. [Applause.J That is what
we want. am not going to let pro
| hibitionist ride my vote INTO 0fhce
! But I'm going to hitch or saddle up
some old Democrat or Republican and
ride him in. [Applause.l
| Aud tell you another thing: 1T yoG
! hi ~ y1s
wise old fellows, yon are going to sad
| die Yourselves up and invite us to get
aboard. Dou you hear that 7 Laugh
| ter. We are going to force you to 1t.
| | like game preacher. He is the
greatest blessing that God ever be-
slowed on community-is IL preacher
that is game from head to foot, who is
neither afraid of man nor devil. L
like that sort of preacher. These
little fellows, you know, that say they
don't want to take sides-they are
afraid of hurting somebody's feelings
YOU can stamp your foot at them that
way [stamping his foot] and run them
ont of the community. Laughter.
Now, you preachers talk prohibition.
and pray prohibition. and act 1t and
preach all the red noses out of your
church. [Amen.l Ittakes more money
TO get one nOSO painteu feu tiIaI IL u"eE
to support a preacher. Laughter
II takes about thousand dollars t.
get nose blood-red with bug juice
Laughter My. my Good Lord
bleach out the noses of these Christian
people. [Laughter.E
One school teacher said: eff | get
mixed up with this, | lose my job, and
| will starve.n WE'LL" said !, CLOSE
your lob and starve." | want to see
one fellow that starved to death doing
right. [ want to see one martyr. 1t
could find one martyr, law me, | would
give a hundred dollars for the privilege
of preaching his funeral. Laughter.
| have got text | could make things
bounce on, but | can not find my sab
ject. [Laughter.l
Let me tell you, girls, say to those
young men: "You can't come int
my company. | won't countenanct
you if you drink whisky" and wher
he drinks lager beer-well, | wouldn'
let my cook speak to him. Laughter.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-08-21
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, Ulcers, salt rheum, fever,
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains'
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required,
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
tion, or money refunded. Price 25c.
per box. For sale by M. P. Young &
Co. OpelOusas, La.
St. Landry democrat., 1886-08-21

Don Luigi Sartori writes to the BaIti-
more Sun from Baltimore county, Md,
as follows: Travelling in the East
last year, from Arabia to Palestine, !
met a good Armenian Catholic priest
coming from Mesopotamia. Among
various articles of diet he brought with
him on his journey to Constantinople
there were about Eve pounds of mamma
epcased in leather bag. At his meals
be partook of that food as we do OF
cakes. He positively maintained that
such food falls from Heaven as white
powder two or three times d year, and
is collected from the leaves of trees
and from the sarface of fiat stones.
The food, when protected by leather,
will keep for five or six years. send
YOU piece of this mamma for curiosity.
/ eat of this food, and it contains a
great deal of sugar. From the positive
description of the good priest it cannot
be natural oxidation from the leaves
and branches of the plant alhagi mau-
rorum, which was believed by the early
Arabian writer's to have fallen from
Heaven. The good priest had excel
lent credentials"
St. Landry democrat., 1886-08-21

Boston Globe: cit is just as well to
call things by their right names. The
battle of the lawyer-Senators against
the Beck bill is battle for bribery ta-
ploy the illegal services of members of
Congress they simply buy the votes of
the members retained Only that
and nothing mora"
St. Landry democrat., 1886-08-21

81 aim to tell the truth" eyes," in
terrupted an acquaintance, "but you
are very bad shot"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

There has for several years been SO
much said in the papers of the delicious
climate of Florida, of the unexsmpled
felicity of loomy bottoms, and the profit
derived from the cultivation of orange
groves and lemon plantations, as well
as small fruits and vegetables. that the
name of Florida comes to us laden with
fragrant odors borne upon cooling breezes,
blown over edens OF perennial greenness
and carpets Of flowers. A correspondent
OF the New York Herald, sent down
there 20 take notes and toll the truth,
gives a decidedly different picture. Vast
tracts are arid sand plains which will re.
quire great expenditure to make them
productive, while the luxuriously fertile
spots are also luxurious in swamp fevers,
scorpions, galinippers and the most Zero.
cious mosquitoes. Guess we will moi
emigrate until further advices from the
Land Of Flowers.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

There are fashions in drinks Ms in
everything else; and one of the great
problems Of the dispensers of liquid
nourishment and stimulant is the counec.
ton OF nav potions that may become
popular. Just now the fashion seems to
have discarded all results of cunning
a~rtiicc and gone back to natures own
liquid food. 1t is said that Ellen Terry
is responsible for this. She is in the habit
of drinking three or four glasses of milk
at each meal, and when sLe became the
rage. ladies began TO initiate her. They
grew to dixie the drink and have con-
tinued its use.
1t may be that the English actress is
responsible for part of the increased con
sumption Of MIX, and it is greatly to
her credit II it is 30. We inclins to the
opinion, however, that the new fashion
had begun before she came. Business
men in many Of the eastern cities and in
San Francisco have found, especially in
Summer, that a bowl of milk is about the
most refreshing and strengthening lunch
they can take at midday, and the increase
in number and prosperity of "dairies" all
over the downtown district bears wit.
ness to the sensible change i'll mems
habits in this respect.
The use OF milk rs a remedy for var.
ious ailments is increasing, too. Il is
said to be good for lung tsouble. espe.
cislly when taken "half and half
with cream. aud to be very useful in
rheumatic affections. 1t is certainly good
for nervous affections and insomnia.
Long life. then. to the new fashion in
dr;nksl There never was q better one,
aud never will be.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
The state Supreme Co urt.

According to the Carson Free Lance, the
following business was transacted in the
State Supreme Court last week:
Thomps on vs.. Reno Savings Bank; two
oases-arg ued and submitted.
State vs.. Oardelli, and Turner vs. Fish
continued till February /.
Robinson vs.. Benson, White Pine Co,
vs.. Herrick, and Young vs.. Brehe-set FOX
hearing February 20.
State ex rel, Hallock vs.. Boyd, Treas.
urer Of Washoe c~ounty-argued and sub.
mitted. This 10 an application for o man
dsmns to compel the Treasurer TO psy into
the State Treasury $17l 80, being 10 per
cent Of the States proportion OF tht
amount received by the T~reaen.er on a.
count OF poll taxes, and which was with
held by the Treasurer under instructions
OF the County Commissioners OF Washot
county an amicable proceeding to de
termine whether Treasures are allowed
the same percentage as Assessors.
Phillips vs.. Eureka county-submi!te (
on 'briefs ss per stipulation filed.
Adams, administrative, Va. Smith
opinion OF the Court fled, ordering tx
judgment modified by dedncting there
from the sum Of S875.
In the following cases. upon petitions fo
rehearing, the same were denied: AlbioI
Con. Mining Company. vs.. Richmond
Mining Company and Martin 70, Vicsol
Mill and Mining Company.
Recess till February /.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
SOME STATISTICS OF .Ss.sTTY.

Recent inquiries into the statistics OF
iusarity in the State Of Maine have led
10 some astonishing conclusions, and II
will be a matter Of interest to ascertain
whether like inquiries will produce like
results in other States. Ihe reposss OF
those engaged in the inquisition show
that the percentage Of insanity In the
popnlation in that STATE is larger among
the farmers than in any ether OF it's &C.
cupations. 1t is said, also, that so far a.
the inquiries have gone She same result
il indicated in the other New England
States. The general idea that the farmer
ia among tie most independent, the
frcest from the worries OF business and
the yicisitudes OF trade; thai his condi-
tions Of living are most conducive to
health, make this discovery a great sur.
prise. Tae only guess offered at the
cause by the papers in the States under
discussion is. that the greater isolation oil
person in that pursuit, the narrowress oil
their purview because Of their more soli-
tary lives. may account for it. Some.
not Of those States, who have not q high
opinion OF the agricultural availability OF
the soil in the Northwest, ~hippantly ex.
press the opinion that tho attempt to
make q living cut Of the arid. stony and
=
enough to drive any man crazy. Ti,is We
think is not likely to prove conclusive,
however. and further inquiry is likely to
reach more trustworthy conclusions.
Should the fact be verified as given. that
farming puts upon its votaries q severer
mental strain than other occupations it
will require a complete revision OF gen.
ersl opinion.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

The Financial and Mining Record, Of
New York, which is q journal Of marked
ability, contends that the present de.
preston OF silver is due to the nulli6ca.
tion OF tho coinage law OF 1878 by tbs
Treasury Department. and present. a
strong array OF facts to maintain its pc.
si.ion. There can be little doubt il the
Treasury Department had worked in har.
mony with the intention of Congress- in
providing for the coinage sud circulation
oil standard dollars the price Of silver
bullion would have been better main.
tanned than it has been, but the Treasury
Department OF each succeeding Admin.
istration since the passage Of the law bas
not encouraged silver circulation, but ON
the contrary has ~constueaasp placed OBJ
~stacles in the way.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
wxsc,, and Clock work.

Tho undersigned hereby to
the rublic ~ Eureka and surrounding
country, that he Is prepared to do ell kinds
OF work in th u line OF business; that he
has blsen In tle employ of p. steler and
given ~satisfas ion. and has low opened a
shop In tho Wilton building, corner OF
Main aud Cha x streets. next door TO DR..
Hagar's office. where be will be pleased to
accoraodaie o.. customers.
n j. @. LANDMANN.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

A.. iczek. agent for the Chicago Elec'
trio amp COMPANY, has SOLD here q
number OF Il $50 lamps cluoi sne Iion
gold fxetens on ranger, WIN sne
lamps, which may be seen on eAnici'io
al sevirAl OF he Restaurants anu Saioons
Their brillialcy and cheapness cshhos pe
excellid by any other lamps MT; 4. Is
agent Tor Ian ps OF oil klnos aho oescrlp'
tons. Gall en- him ~ the Oi'y
ON North Ma q street.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

chic 6-swback will be the laws Of the
kirpdom, AZ they now exist, f%orbidding
polygamy.
yeaoa,n MIXERS Daughter 60 be
Divorced.
New YoRK, Jan. 2S.-Arthur L. Mackeye
has commenced proceedings OF divorce
against his wife, Mrs. London Mccormick,
or Maud Miller, tine daughter OF the poet
.Josouin Miller. The papers were served
on k,rs. Mccormick yesterday morning.
Mrs. Mccormick SAID she could say moth
inc ss 10 what course she would pursue
until she had e consultation with her law
YER TO-DAY. Then 1t would be decided
whether TO make o defense, or TO let the
matter 90 nv de.sult. Mr.. Msckeye said
he had began proceedings for q divorce,
and the ground on which the divorce was
asked was adultery.
Captain C~rawfOrd'a Death Com
ffraaed.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 28.-Genersl Crooks
Official dispatch has been received hers,
confirming the death Of Captain Crawford
and several members OF his command. by
being fired upon by Mexican troops in
Mexico, being mistaken for hostiles. The
dispatch confirms she facts sent in the
Associated Press dispatches this morning.
The los. OF the late Captain Crawford is
much regretted at the Wsr Department,
where he Ia described ss o gallant officer,
and one OF the best Indian fighters in the
service.
Bad for Texas CattIemen.
CHICAGO, Jan. ga special dispatch
published this morning asserts that fully
$4,000 head OF cattle died on the prsiries
within q radius OF rs miles OF Fort Elliot,
Texas, having been killed by starvation
and exposure during the recent cold snap.
Not more than M per cent OF them, IL u
said, were native cattle.
No Compromise.
COLUMBUS. o., Jan. 2S.-The Senate
Conference Committee TO arrange Q CON-
promise had agreed upon no single point
up TO / P. M. 1t is not probable they will
have anything to report TO the Senate TO-
morrow morning. There is now talk that
the Senate will tomorrow morning ad-
journ over to Monday and give the com
mittee full time for consideration.
A Big Loss by Fire.
FRANKLIN, Pa, Jan. 28.--The Opera
House block in this city, valued at $780,
600, was burned this morning. The in
surance is S38, 900. Ten business firms
lost their entire stocks. The total loss is
not ascertsined.
A Jury Disagrees.
New York, Jan. 2S.-The jury in the
shaler bribery case came into cour. again
at $50 O'Clock, and announced that they
we're still enable to agree. They were dis
charged. II is said that they stood ten for
conviction and two for acquittal.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
TX L District.

Considerable mining 10 being carried On
In the I x L District. Churchill county
which is sitcated about s. miles south OF
Winnemucca. The Silver State says .aal
8 smelling furnace is being built to 70.
duoe the ores. which carry considerable
galena aad carbonate of lead. Some
trouble has been experienced in getting
rocs that will stand the fire, as II Ia difituii
20 get a. substitute for fire brick, shonel,
IL Ia believed that rock from the ,do,
Springs on the deser. will answer the
purpose.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
To smooth xafe,s pathway

More gentleness, more sympathy more
knowledge Of character, more real respect
for one another, are needed to smooth
life's pathway. Something CT the old
ohivalry needs 70 be revived. Let there
be more Difference of husband 10 wife, o.
brother to sister, Of parent 70 child. and
homes will become more happy. Let thert
be more Difference of employers TO EN-
ployes, OF wealth TO poverty, and many
social problems will be settled. Let thu
strong defer to the weak, the healthy u
the sick, the wise to the unlearned, tn,
skillful to the unskillful, the righteous VI
the ersing, and the roots will be strength,
ened, and the rich fruits Of human low
and happiness will be plentiful indeed.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
A Solid Government department

Zach Congressman gets $500 packages
OF vegetable seed this year. which lie 1850
packages more than they have received
other years. although there are seven teen
more congressman than heretofore. BE.
sides these vegetable seed they receive on
packages OF flower seed in addition 10 field
seed, wheat, COIN. oats and other graina.'
The commissioners expresse the utmcsI
satisfaction with the disposition OF Con,
gressmen In the matter of the needs of tAt
Agricultural Department. 81 find all Ia,
congressman very friendly TO the Depart
ment." he said " and they agree In %teilins
me we shall be given everything We wsnt.'
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
uood ignteh work mad Fine En-
craving.

P. STEELE takes great pleasure ! y an
nouncitlg TO ais customers, anu ~ -
general " thi : he has 10 nis empIoy y
the veryi best orsctical "sIcniaAho a-1o
grayers on ne Coast, VINO Il = n 90 nisnh
ence al d VIC 'keu in toe 'cly oes 80
makers estt olishu nts IN Eulopo N
Amsriclband Is now prepared n
OF tlnevlstch york az ~reasonnDie pi''oo; euu
satisfaction guaranteed Also, eiOoAs
Steamed aud carefully repaired and war
ranted Tor OF o year. New jowelry made to
order sad ne .tiy repaired. All work sent
rom tile cou Try promptly attended to. y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Not o 60 whe 70 O man wants you to go
This is o free country, you know;
But 20 where you buy the purest,
The best and exceedingly finest.
Mon BY for jew alry I take less, we agree;
Your name. his or hers, on this / do free
OF real ability ID is not for you TO boast,
But OF the me te Judge that knows. :
n J. STRAUs.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
A RequtstitOa Ask oil
ESPECIAL TO THE SENTINEL

SAS Francisco, Jan. 28.-Chief Crowley
has sent 10 Senator Stanford q aisps tch.
asking him 10 have Secretary Bayard re.
quess sne japanese government to al rest
Ang TAI Duck when ne arrives at Yoko-
hAms' anu surrender him TO our Govern
ment. As soon as a favorable reply ID 70
ceiVed description OF Tho murderer will
DO photographed 20 the Japanese Govern.
ment.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
WaII Paper.

The unders igned has on hand q large
and varied as ortment OF wall paper that
he will sell cheap for cssh. He has also
serlt IN order TO Chicago for an assort-
meat of the rewest styles.
P, FL, HUI.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
Atssntica

"A teacher Of penmanship wanted in an
Eastern busin ess college, at q salary oil
sd 500 per q, num-. Call on or address
Professor J.. Y Burner, Eureka New. y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29
All Aboard for the Train.

Passengers intending to leave for Pail.
sadt,, il they wish TO be called for, will
leave their mai aes and orders at h Jack
son House Oh Bureau Hotel. Baggage
call ID for or d ,livered any time during the
day. r. KERMEES. n
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Major Denn.. will probably hs The DEM
ocraiic nominee !sT Congress. Carson
Appeal. Cheese 10, Samuel. cheese ID. Ho
woaidn', bo II be could. and tho cLa. SOS
arc lhAs he coalln't DO II he would
Times HSyiew.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Berg has received a largo lot Of frosl
elJgs, which ht sells. a. surprisingly lov
prices. Call and see him before buying
elsewhere.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Professor Turner will begin with hi
printing class Monday. the 18th inst. at
c',lcck p. N. y
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Dyspepsia erred by the use OF I'D
ID = Tor sale g C~spron's drug store. \
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Constipation cured by the use Q
sid DD"-wbich can be had at ospron'
drug store.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Indigestion relieved at once By che III
cf I'D u D - for sale at Capron's dru
store.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

W. Fl. Stos ell. druggist and assayer
$50 3 Main stre 4.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

Cards, neatly printed, with the words
For Rent" "F,r Sale" and Furnished
Rooms To Let" in large letters, can be
had at this Office at 25 cents each,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

OR PxFN1ING-NE STYLES OF
- type ct the ~ srrSEL ONCE. Letter Heads
nil Heads. Cards. ETC., printed In the best
style kpe vn to tn "Art preseYvatiye."
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-29

New York, Jan. 2s.-The jury in the
Shaler bribery case came into cour. again
at $50 O'Clock, and announced that they
we're still enable to agree. They were dis
charged. II Is said that they stood ten TO,
conviction and two for acquittal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-08-18
Political poinfs.

''Pll tell you what it isl remarked gen.
tleman who is deeply interested in politics,
and yet is Identified with neither party, i
can tell you the ticket that is going to be
elected in Hsnnepin couhty this fall and
here it is: Sheriff, P. P. SwenSon; register
OF deeds, John F. Peter son; county treasurer,
Andrew Tharaldssn; judge of probate, Lars
Rand; county auditor, A. l.. Condit; coroner,
DIR. Damn; superintendent of schools, Mr..
Wraamsa; county commissioners, Ole Byorum,
j. J. Gunderson, Andrew Olson and T. L.
Peterson" Some doubts were expressed as
to this ticket winning, and the speaker be-
came angry and said that he could name the
men who would sgo from the Twenty ninth
legislative district. ''They are Ole Byorum,
William GuNaerson, L. l.. Peterson. Ander-
sou, Mr.. Nymaukof and Albert Schei. The
state senator viii be John w. Arctander.
Referring to the Scandinavian element, as
ascoming state campaign, a writer from the
North says: LAS regards the Scandinavian
candidates this fall, the party must in the
nrst place be careful to get competent meu;
secone, men with q SpotlesS character; third,
they must be located one in the Northwest,
and the other, either in St. Paul or Minneap-
oils, or South of those places Care should
be taken that no political tramps be picked
up, but men in whom all classes of people
can place confidence aud vote for. And with
such men, cannot see now our candidate can
be defeated for governor this FALL.
AS usual, when trying to be smart, the Min
neapolis Journal rushss int blunders. 1t
says in the evont of the election of Mayor
AmeS as governor, President Clough would
become mayor Of Minneapolis. Not much.
In that event q special election will be held,
and another Democrat will be chosen mayor.
Not any Clough for mayor. No, no. Never,
never.
From border county it comes this way:
'Al that is needed with the Democrats
now is to use Judgment in the selections Of
candidatos-honorable men only, such as
even the discontinued Republicans can vote
for. And then with Anes as against trans
portatien, monopoly, and convict labor, the
victory is ours.'
A. N. Jordan, who is very popular with the
young Democracy of Minneapolis, is a candi-
date for judge Of probate, and is quite conf
dent Of receiving the nomination.
w. Fl. Eustis, Minneapolis am severely
out Of politics entirely. Blaine did you say?
Well. I am q little stuck on Blaine, I confess.
1t is probable tae vote for Cleveland will be
adopted as the basis OF representation by the
Democratic district committee tomorrow.