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Evening star., 1886-06-03

BISHOP LAYS SCCCESsOR.-At the conven-
tiou OF the Episcopal churches OF the diocese of
Easion at Eiktyn, Md, yesterday, Rev. Kim
iocn Nelson, DID,, was elected bisnop in place
OF the late Bisnop Lay on the second ballot
Ut. Nelson Is The professor in the Virginia
Theological seminary at Alexandria, and Is 46
years OF age.
Evening star., 1886-06-03

QUEENsTowN CATTLE MARKET.-275 cattle
On tine market yesterday and 1877 sold to
butchers, as iOiIows: Best sold from Ola to 53ac
per TO-. good sold from AZ, To 5tac. per lb.; Iie-
dlan, from 35a 10 4lzc. per IT,: cUIuIIon from )
To 4cper 40, lett over: ,9l1 sheep and laub ubs
on the narket; l,4S2 sold 10 butchers as fol-
lows: Old sheep sold from Dig 10 4h.c. per TO-;
lambs sold from 10 &C. per iD.; 42S ieIJ over.
~ cows and calves sold from S2U 10 $45 each.
Market IOr both cattle and sneep was dull.
Evening star., 1886-06-03

He STOLE PAIR OF SHoEs.-Last night
Officer Catteil arrested Daniel .. Morgan, "a col
orcd man, aud locked him up at tue iourth pre-
cinct station, chaIs sed with stealing u pair of
shoes from w illaIn Hahns shoe store, near the
corner vi 18Th street, on Pennsy yIvania avenue.
This morning in the Police Court Morgan " as
shown ~ have been in the store with u friend.
and when he lett lie carried OH a pair OF shoes
under his coat. The judge gave him six mon hs
An appeal Was noleu.
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Larry ikaherey ana th.ci.a~,.-.

Larry taasrty ana tAsrj.des.
Larry Rafferty,: '.Jedgs, Oh wants the
artist AZ me nlxtrdoot naybor; he
licked mo turtible this day mornin"
Judge, interrupting: 'On what
groundsa'
''Phwat ground is itp Me own back
yard, to be sure, audi
''Hold on" said the Judge; Il mean
what is your reason for wanting him
arrested?''
me rayson? Oh didn't hey annv af-
Their the furst blow, fur he knocked me
insinsible, an me rayson lift me, so it
did, an 49,
"'Sh! 'sh! stop! This is not what l
mean. What want to know is, why,
and for what, you wish to bring suitf''
"Oi didn't bring amy; thase are awl
the clothes Oi hev. Lux at thin! awl
t'red, entoireIy ruined by''-
Tut, tut, hold on! All, here comes
the city attorney; you can give him
The divil a complaint Oh hev; Dim
NJ hilthy man az
But the judge had had enough of it,
80 Larry's case was promptly dismissed.
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and when I touched him I found he
was dead, / don't know howl rave
the alarm but I did; some way; and
We nxed him up as we'll 40 We could
before We carried him home to poor
Rosy. -
''She didn't scream or moan. bus
sank in dead faint, and lay like mar
bic til We thought she would never
come to; and when at last she did, we
saw that it was all over with her--poor
.thing!-and she will never be well
again.
''She fingered on awhile, SO kind and
gentle to every one, never complaining
VI her lot, but every one knew that the
end was coming, and it came very
soon. Before the leaves fell over
Dawes grave, we laid her beside him,
and the little cottage was desolate.
The mill has never been used since
that awful day, and the wind and
storms have done their work with it.
it isn't much wonder that folks shun
it, knowing its story"
land isn't it q wonder that thew
don't shun the evil that caused it all?'
asked the artist, looking sadly over the
water at the mill as he spoke.
"Aye,' said the man, thoughtfully,
you're right there. sir, that is the
wonder"
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How Il it, Uncle Rastus," said ,
gentleman t. an old darksy, THAT
You never married. Aren't you IN ad.
nirer Of the softer sexl'' =.
Il tot ! duel wunce bout er aa],
sah!" replied Uncle Rastus.
"A duall''
''Yes, sab; yeahs an yeahs ago.
Sam Jackson an myself we bout lobbed
de same gal; We were bout boun' der
git dar, an the business climaxted in
err dual. We bout wah q tribe nahvus
an 'sted oh me hittin' Sam or Sam
hitten' me, we brought down a vallyble
mule dat wah standin' neah de fence. -
"And did you fire againe' asked
the gentleman, very much intereste d.
No, sab; dat was q very vallyble
mule. boss, an We bout got kinder
skart like. So we entered into an
americable prearrangement.
''How did you settle itP''
:'Sam TUX da gal an agreed to pay
TO- de mule, an, hain't never dubbed
sence."
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Ar THE CHURCH GATE.
WILLIAM Mix1i1Anu T1Aa.1nkY,

WILLIAM kixRl1Aou 11AaR1nkY
Although I enter not
Yot round about the spot
Outlines I hover;
And nearer the sacred Gate,
With longing eyes I walt,
Expectant Of her.
Tho minister bell tolls out
Above the city's rout,
And noise and hummin1:
They ve hushed tho minister bell:
The organ gins to swell;
She's coming, she's coming!
Ny lady comes 1T last,
Timid and stepping fast,
And Fastening hither,
With modest eyes downcast,
She comes,-she's here, she's past
Nay Heaven 60 with heri
Kneel undisturbed, fair saint!
Pour out your praise or plant,
Meekly and duly;
will not enter there,
To sully your pure prayer
With thoughts unruly.
But suffer me to pace
Round the forbidden place,
Lingering . minute
Like outcast Spirits who wait
And sec through heavens gate
Angels within It.
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Waste of Human Lite in Africa.

About 900 miles inland from Leopold
vile, Africa, Stanley says in his book
that he found band of slave-:raders
having in their possession $500 cap.
tives. ''Both banks of the river" he
says "showed that 1l8 villages and for
ty-three districts had been devastated,
out of which was educed $500 females
and children, and about 1000 tusks OF
ivory. To obtain these they must have
shot $500 people, while 1900 more
died by the wayside. How many are
wounded and die in the forest, OF
droop to death through an over
whelming sense of their calamities, we
do not know, but the outcome from the
territory, with its million of souls,
must be 5000 slaves. obtained at the
expense of SO, 900 lives!''
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GIRLS ONVERSATION.
Eject Of Education In An English Board
Ing School.

NnoosOA GOucStlOn In an EnGllSh Board.
ing School.
10 converse well gives such happy
grace to woman that it remains to be
told why conversation is as study al
most entirely neglected in the educa-
ton of our girls. Why should girls be
brought up to suppose that talking is
converting? Why cannot it be mat
ter OF necessity that they should learn
in their youth the rudimentary rules
of conversation? Among the upper
ten thousand the girls learn intuitively
to speak on subjects of general interest.
Lady Corisande and her friends live in
an elevated intellectual world. where
graces of thought are cherished and ex-
preston is studied. If she chooses TO
narrow her conversation to horsey SUBJ
jects, or spend her time in filtration,
indu]ging in slang, she does so in spite
of her natural surroundings, she falls a
little in the estimation of her compeers.
But the girl of great middle class
is not so happily placed. Perhaps her
transmitted education" has been of
the very slightest. Her parents have
had hard struggle in the beginning,
though they are wealthy now and send
their daughters to first rate school.
Do We not all know the style of con-
versation at girls school? The whis-
pering of secrets, which generally saw
or of incipient flirtations; the compare
son of length of hair and size of gloves;
the question as to whether Mary laces
and, from one especially vulgar mind
ed, purse proud, description OF size of
her fathers house near Manchester.
The general rule at a girls school in
England is that French is spoken dur
ing school hours and at meals. The
remembrance of a week spent by the
writer at a prosperous school still re-
mains. Each of the girls were paid
for at the rate of two or three hundred
year, and the table was carefully and
we'll served in every respect. The
eighteen girls were all well dressed,
and physically good looking. the pale,
intellectual faces of the governesses
contrasting with the pink and white
skins of the pupils. But how about the
conversation? The girls, ranging from
fourteen to eighteen years, sat dumb,
while the principal, a handsome, clever
woman, talked over their heads in flu
ent, graceful French, which was only
partially understood by the more adj
vanccd pupils, the others eating their
dinners stoically and indulging in
nudges and small. ungrammatical re-
quests in the regulation language.
One cannot help asking if the very
best way of bringing out the latent
qualities of the girls was being en-
ployed. These being English would it
not have been for the general gain if
the conversation of their clever teach
er had been in a language which they
could have understood and taken part
in, without being tongue-tied with the
fear of grammatical blunders. It is
great advantage to talk French fluent
"; but were the girls learning even
French by this method. and would not
the strokes and pothooks of conversa-
ton have been more useful lesson?-
London Queen.
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Think of 1t.

1t is the over-consumption OF
whiskey that makes the under
consumption of food and clothing in
this land of liberty and liquor. The
annual bill for bread, meat, cotton and
wooden goods of this great American
people foots up a total of about
$3.50. 600. 900. But it's annual bill for
whiskey, beer and the taxes thereon
is 81 400, 100000. In other words, it
drinks $3.50. O00,0 900 worth more than
it necessarily eats and wears. And
the people who commit this folly
every year are amazed that once in
a few years they are hard up, and
some OF them want to hoist the
communistic red flag and destroy
everybody's else property because they
have wasted their own share of the
national substance in rye juice and
other riotous fluids.
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work Of Ruant Men.

We are in receipt Of little book,
which In richness Of humor and
grotesqueness Of illustration, m.y be
said in the language of the wild West,
to take the cake It is simply
drawing it mild to say that it contains
some OF the best examples of American
humor ever published; and the con-
tributors, who are well-known in the
field tif letters, have really excelled all
former efforts. The illustrations by
comic artists are also in direct har-
mony with the text. ''Bill Nye'' tells
his experience with a cyclone. r.
K. Munkittrick, of Puck, rhymes
funnily on the four seasons. Mi. n.
d. Umbstaetter, the originator of the
book, describes his wrestle with a
grilled bone in ''merrie England, y
and M Quad,' of the Detroit
Free Press, gives some quaint
aphorisms of ''Brudder Gardner's. -
The book, in fact. h not one to be
glanced at and laid aside and forgot
ten, but can be taken up with pleasure
at any time. Its title is the St. Jacobs
OIL Family Calendar and Book of Health
a'sd HMnsor for the Million for 1886. 1t
Is published by The Charles A. Vogeler
Company. Baltimore, Nd, the proprie-
tors of St. Jacobs Oil, "a remedy which
Is universally known as the only cure
for rheumatism and all bodily pains,
and which has been endorsed by lead
ing men in every country in the world.
Red Star Cough Cure, the new TWENTY
five cent remedy for throat and lung
troubles, which is also manufactured by
this house, has received the endorse
ment of Legislators and boards OF health
on account of its freedom from danger
GUS opiates and ITS prompt efficacy.
The book is distributed in large cities
by carriers and in small towns by drug
gists. When there is any difficulty in
obtaining it, stamp sent to the
Charles A. Vogeler Company, will en-
sure a copy by mail.
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Paddy's Philosophy.

Patrick has great power of enjoy.
ment, after all, and always laughs at
the right time. One day he saw man
attack man, and he had to hold on
to his sides with both hands, the scene
was so funny. After a little, the ami
NAL turned his attention in another d.
rection, and poor Patrick after explor-
ing the heights, came down with q
thump on the other side of the ratings.
He rubbed his wounds, and, as he
trudged along the worse for the wear,
he said to himself, Faith, and I'm
glad l had tho laugh when did, or !
wouldn mt have had it at ALL"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

The Motion Wasn't seconded
In case tried IN the Common Pleas
court, Pittsburgh, a motion for non
suit was made. A colored juror ap-
preached the counsel after the case and
said:
"How did dat motion oh yours yet
along, sah?''
''Oh. it was granted replied the at
torney."
"Was it? Dat queeah. l lissened
and issened, and didn't heah nobody
second dat notion
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters have proved
to be the finest thing of tho kind ever dis.
covered, aud consequently dishonest per
sons are counterfeiting them.
The genuine is put up in round black bot
ties holding * PTS, with q white litho-
graphed label on one side, bearing the sig
nature Of J. p. Allen, and . yellow label
on the other side. These are tho old genu-
inc and original Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters,
and il they had not been good no one would
have thought Of counterfeiting them. This
is NO advertising dodge. Look out for
frauds.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Credit IL due tho German women and
physicians for first using Red Glover bios
! SONS as medicine. Best results are OBJ
tanned when combined with other medical
roots and herbs, as in DR.. Jones' Red Clo-
yer Tonic, which is tho best known remedy
for all blood diseases, stomach and liver
troubles, pimples, costiveness, bad breath,
piles, ague and malaria diseases, indiges-
ton, loss Of appetite, low spirits, headache
and al diseases OF tho kidneys, Price 30
cents of druggists.
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4 Prise In the Lottery

til it IL lost, perhaps never to return. is
health. What priceless boon it 10, and
how No ought to cherish 1t, that life may
not be . worthless blank to N. Many Of
the diseases that flesh 10 heir to, and which
make Lie burdensome, such a consump-
scrofulous and blood diseases, are com
pletely cured BY DIR. r. v. Pierce's "Golden
Medical Discovsry" after all other rene
dies have failed. Dr. Pierco's treatise on
consumption mailed for 10 cents in stamps.
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, 66S Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
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He died willingly with the hope OF
salvation" You may think this refers
to a clergyman who had served God
for half a century, but it does not.
1t refers to New York state murder
er who chopped up his wife.-Detroil
Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

AMONG CHILDREN there Is no plague that
eats away life's energies 50 rapidly as that
1T worms, which are the outgrowth Of
blood impurities. They are detected by
nervous restlessness, unnatural appetite for
food, hollow. sunken eyes, and q general
bodily uneasiness. Parents should note
these symptoms, and relieve the little ones
by the use of VINEGAR B1rrERs.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

A $1,000 bills a big tip to minister
for tying the nuptial Knot. And vet it
was given quite recently by Washing
ton fellow who had been ''made happy
ever afterward' by being spliced to q
dream of beauty in white satin and six
teen button gloves. How much the
same fellow will be willing to pay for
divorce in year or two, will depend
upon whether he has anything to pay
with when he has settled his board bill.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Those who believe that nature will work
of cough or cold should understand that
this IL doue at the expense Of the constitu-
and We all know that the termination Of
this dangerous practice is . consumptive's
grave. Don't take tho chances, whom q
fifty cent bottle Of DR.. Bigelow's Positive
Cure will safely and promptly euro any
recent cough, cold or throat or lung troub-
le Buy the dollar bottle Of druggists for
chronic cases or family use.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21
Tho AdFi1tio Sea

Is an arm of the Mediterranean which
separates Italy from Triest, Croatia,
Dalmatia and Albania. 1t extends
from 40 deg. to As deg. so min. N. lat. in 4
N. w. direction. Its extreme northwest
portion forms the Gulf of Venice, and on
the east side are the CULTS of Triest.
Fiume, Cattaro and Drino. Its great
est length is $50 miles. its mean breadth
80 miles, and its depth varies from IL
to % fathoms.
The western or Italian coasts are
generally low and marshy; but the
eastern shores are steep and rocky, and
the Astounding creeks and inlets, with
the numerous islands, afford to mari
ners many safe and natural harbors.
the Gibbs and flow of the tide in the
Adriatic are uncomfortable, though
more observable than in the Mediter-
ranean generally; and its sadness is a
little greater than that of the ocean.
The prevalence of sudden squalls from
the northeast and southeast renders its
navigation hazardous, especially in
winter.
Except the Pc and Adige, no consid-
cradle rivers flow into the Adriatic.
Its chief emporia of trade are Venice,
Triest and Ancona. The port of Brin-
diski, on the Italian coast, near the
southern extremity of the Adriatic, is
rapidly rising in Importance as the
point of arrival and think Piso's Cure
for consumption is the best medicine
for luny troubles there is on the mar
ket. Ihave tried several other cough
remedies, but every time was more
fully convinced that Piso's Cure was
best of all. w. NJ. Pryor.
Iowa City, June 8, 1885.
departure of the Peninsular and Orien.
tai Company's Steamers conveying the
overland mails between England and
the East.
The name Adriatic is derived from
Adria, between the mouths of the Pc
and the Adige, and not from Adria in
Picenum.
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Friend XII see you are going to
marry Miss Smith, the heiress, Gas
Gus.-Yes, next week. She's a dear
girl. Friend.-I congratulate you, old
boy. Fine property, eh? Any encum-
brances7 tIus.-Er-none but Miss
Smith.
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Married People Would be Happier

Married People Would be Happier
If home troubles were never told to
a neighbor.
If expenses were proportioncd to re.
ceipts.
If they tried to be as agreeable as in
courtship days.
If each would try to be a support and
comfort to the other.
If each remembered the other was a
human being and not an angel.
If both were as kind to each other as
when they were lovers.
If fuel and provisions were laid in
during the high tide of summer work.
If both parties remembered that they
married for worse as we'll as for better.
If men were as thoughtful for their
wives as they were for their sweet
hearts.
If there were fewer silk and velvet
street costumes, and more plain, tidy
house dresses.
If there we're fewer ''pleasc darlings''
in public and more company manners
in private.
If masculine bills for fancy Havanas
and feminine ditto for rare lace were
turned into the general fund until such
times as they could be incurred without
risk.
lfmen would remember that a woman
cannot always be smiling who has to
cook the dinner, answer the door bell
half a dozen times, and get aid of a
neighbor who has dropped in, tend to
sick baby, do up the cut finger of a
two-year old, tie up the head of a six
year old on skates, and get an eight
year Did ready for school, to say moth
ing of sweeping, cleaning, busting, etc.
A woman with all this to contend with
may claim it as privilege to look and
feel little tired sometimes, and word
of sympathy would not be too much to
expect from the man who, during the
honeymoon, would not let her carry as
much as sunshade. Saturday Eve'.-
ing Mail.
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She Found tho Right Ono At Last.

She Found the Right Ono At Last.
'Lillie, did you say your prayers
last night?" asked fashionable mother
of her sweet little girl who remained
home while the mother went to the
charity ball.
"Ycs, mamma, said EN- all alone.''
''But who did you say them to, Lille,
when your nurse was out with me?'
''Well, mamma, when l went to bed
l looked around the house for somebody
to say my prayers to, and there wasn't
nobody in the house to 50 'em to, and
so just said 'em to God"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

W. b. Worthington, editor of tho PA
irons Of Husban dry," published at Colum-
1852: "Your great remedy, Aliens Lune
Balsam, have used in my family for AZ
teen years for coughs and colds aud know
it to be the best" 25c., &c., and &l00a
bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Has NJ. Pasteur secured a cure for hydro
phobia? Why should he mott Greater dis
coveries have been made. For instance,
Red Star Cough Cure contains no marco
tics, is purely vegetable and yet quickly
cures the worst throat or lung trouble.
Only Is cents.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

'What have you been doin' p asked
a little boy of his playmate, whom he
saw comming out of the house with
tears in his eyes. live been chasin'
a rattan round my father"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Three C's-There arc three c's than selss
the Children and carry them Oh, and the
Borrowing mother, weeping seas Of tears,
tory. The three c. arc colds, coughs, and
Group, Hothers! Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup
savee tho little ones lives!
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Prof. Binz finds that coffee is an an
tidote to alcohol, if it be taken in a
sufficient quantity. Dogs saturated
with caffeine could not be made drunk.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

with great pain that could move around
at ill or do 0y work. Two bottles of Ath-
lophoros cured me. L. A. Rogers, baggage
master Of Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Railroad, ct Madison, Wis.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

The Boss zinc and leather ankle, boots
and collar pads are the best and most dur.
able Harness makers are instructed to
! take them back after a trial of 90 days il
you are not satisfied. Manufactured by
Dexter Curtis, Madison, Wis.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Delicate diseases of
either sex, however induced, speedily and
permanently cured. Book 10 cents in
stamps. Worlds Dlspensary Medical Asso-
citation, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

At Acworth, Ca, a few days ago,
two persons, about to enter into the
bonds of matrimony, stood on a tomb
stone to be welded.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

The latest invention is strawberry
weevil, which will give fresh excuse
for the bottom of the box creeping up
nearer to the top.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

In thoughtful solicitude and SELF
forgetful love woman far surpasses a
man.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

Life does not count by years. Some
suffer a lifetime in day, and so become
old before the rising and setting of the
sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-01-21

For sick and nervous headaches, consti.
patton, and liver troubles, take Ayers
Pills.