The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-10-07
SRIc.A.DRAC.

10 see you Slt SO near that boy; - .
In all your actions you're too free
Which don't become q maiden coy"
"a boy always wished to bc,
: Dear ma, and I'll pursue this plan; 4
For as that can't be, said she, = y q 4
iii get as near as can." "
Always in debt-The letter b.
- A bad sign-A forged signature.
NToo much beer is apt to put men at lager
heads.
Ignorance has no light; error follows a
false one. -, -
The man who has no cheek seldom has
much chin =. - :. - :
.Lhlan proposes, God disposes, and the Cos
sipcr supposcs.
is left for doubt. .' ~
Inc sweetest rest man over had Ia the
rest he finds in activity. -
Ultra fashionable young men IN some
cities affect light colored gaiters. = =
1t Is only natural that yo1np ,sd;os
should pine for spruce young man.
Out OF ltaly's 100000 inhabitants
only i'ooo,0O0 subscribe to newspapers.
The mercury Is respectfully informed
that there Is more room at tho bottom now
The heydey Of life-When man be-.
comes deaf.
L. j. Rucker sells young Hyson tea at
oocts. per pound. Sold 80 pound yesterday.
Tho most successful "anti saloon" man
is theaaman who doesn't drink.
There Is one good thing about dumb
waiter. 1t never expects fee.
Bulwer was right; there's no such word
as fail. 1t is Modified into assignment.
Would it be just to say that all physi-
clans partially get their. living by cill-agel
People who have nothing to do soon be
como tired of their own company.
Never borrow trouble The interest you
have to pay for the accommodation is ex-
cessive.
Porfumcrs motto: "Take care of the
cents and the dollars will take care Of them
selves"
Always speak kindly and politely to your
help, if you would have them do the same
to you.
Keep thy temper, keep thy purse, and
ly, wealthy and wise.
"Kisscs by mail" says an exchange
| Not any for us. We want all our kisses
When death, the great rcconciler, has
come, 1t Is never our tenderness that we
repent OF, but our severity.
|~AThc reason why so many young men arc
so fresh Is because they do not earn their
| own salt.
You cannot expect girl Of the period to
stand fire because she is accustomed to face
powder.
We presume Gains father-in- law was an
Nod fellow, as he got his wife from the
land Of Nod.
y City, State and county tax mako man
groan, but carpet tacks will mako him
howl sometimes.
Some women swallow hattcry as babies
swallow buttons, without any Idea of the
trouble that may follow.
Say that your frock was "built." not
made, If you wish to be In the latest fash
ion.
"a new story is entitled The Editors
Wallet" We have not read it, but We
know it must be very fiat.
1t takes pretty smart phrcnoloaist to
tell what is in barrel by examining its
head.
Miss Florence, do you love bcasts2"
Am TO consider that as a proposal, sir?"
""' 'hC iauy QUICK TClOrJ.
There Is little more night Just now than
day. The little difference will continue to
grow during the fall and winter.
In Biblical days the foolishI virgins ne.
elected to put oil in their lamps In our
times the foolish virgins put oil on the fire.
When in the enjoyment Of perfect physi-
cal health few Of us really suifcri, from en-
nui.
The quickest way for young man to
become millionaire is to marry a million
hcirCss.
Trichinosis finds new~~victims In the Ger
man Empire, despite the exclusion Of the
American hog.
I 1t is not what you have In your chest,
but what you have in your heart, that
makes you rich.
The world has been called q bubble
ihis is probably3 because it takes good
deal OF soap to run IT..
y cookbook Describes a. dish called
'Surprlsc eggs" These eggs turn out to
be good in hot weather
Short sleeves never made pretty arms,
but 1t Is more than probable that pretty
arms made short sleeves fashionable.
The housc-fly is very slow in Its move
ments when you want It to 90 out Of doors;
out quicker than Quickness when 1t wants
to come In.
An Oakland obituary notice referred to
deceased citizen as having "gonc to han.
pier home" The widow is about bringing
Il libel suit.
,"Whicl is right, Edward, The wages of
sin is DEATH or The wages Of sin are
death" Neither, Annabol; the wages Of
sin is wealth."
Scene In hotel 25 years hence: Guest to
porter-Can you tell me what time it is2
Iorter-Ies, sir; that'll cost you so cents,
please.
Profcssor-'Does my question cmbar-
rass your" "NOt at oil, Sir" replied the
student; ut Is quite clear 1t is the answer
that bothers me-"
Nothing Is easier than fault.flnding. No
talent, no sclf-denial, no character, are re.
quired to set up in the grumbling business.
A physician In New York has written
an article in which he states that a pcrson's
writing.
A Texan editor in trying to kill one man