The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-05-27
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Bai couldnt @ssd hese
AoA vonlaat wash clothes.
Nos help hss old nosaer 20 rsns cen
TIE s,sswt~fss ssefioste Is nes loas
fos sAs .osls,
Ahsa you oFsr osh 20 horss DO
may ssy hsaxh. bas be des't mrsn "
fashlDasbie girls motto Desar Pal
Hull g.. morrow shat ,ou Gao get your
nosesr 70 % to-day.
-.Mhai ibis eosntFy ae~ds nes j. fever
n.y.. "a tho post sed more LAPS ~ 'Se
bsn.
Oar ooaaits's i,esi resources are 40
dosbsaiy ,i's ~o@sn; bat ne resources
snosia bs hs.bsHsed.
IAe proper course 10 parus 90 be'ns
'agsauAsd thas son.bcd, 's about 70 pull
,oss ae.s }. q. rIosam some t.iio~ and
ssssss -
"A puk~sns. OAK. boiel sdye,iises
smong u. attractions "c, clone cellar
With ~ cay slils into il 10 case Of dan
ger
--Msnns -wLs. Nellie. Lcv pale you
lool hsse ,nu bevD sscsf Nellie Gust 70
tBsnsa isvu va nsssoaiiy complicated
suppssl YsS. bal / aasssiiowsd myself.
aud / IN Letter.
Gen. slierpsu says one burden OF biz
lie 10 rpetiihp men ~bo were With him 10
iLs ~sr liz says II bali Of them were
with him The vsr ~ooid have been ended
In vesk.
lit Is not Often that . man 6uds out
10 much about his. bride-elect - the
president l. doing through the kind Of
ices Of the press We trust he - sum
ciently srstefal.
--..For young woman 10 begin to
pick lint OF young mans coat Is said
70 b. the frat symptom that The young
man i Ia peril.
-Dads- Excuse me. Miss Sharp; ! had
quils forgotten you. ! AN 20 absent mind
Cd, don't you know1 Miss Sharp-Yes, !
have noticed the absence Of miod.
(which aide Of the street do you live
%, Mrs. Kipplei' aaked counsel. cross
e1smising a witness. ION either side.
II you 60 one way. it's on the right
side; II you 20 the other way, MS on the
left"
When placed under microscope the
sting OF bee presents q polish of dsz-
sling beauty; but when placed in the
end OF . man's nose the polish is miss
ing, and the appearance more like that
Of : rat.tal fle dipped in vitroI. This is
Official.
"A New Hampshire man kept bis whis-
key bottle at the bottom OF the we'll. and
when his wife found the string aud pulled
il up he tried to make her believe that
Il belonged to Chinaman who had
bored through from the other side Of the
earth.
First Dutchman- Jake, vat you 60
ing to gii your son for birthday present?
Second Dnicbman- don't know; it's
putty hard times guess ! hat some but
tons sewed on bis clothes First Dutch
man Yes. dat 30; | euess ! hsf my poy's
bar cut
did you hear about the man who
jumped iiom a train the other night?'
.'No; Was he hurt?s Not much. He
might have been. however. II the woman
whose train he jumped from had got
chance at him
"A Scotch dominic. after relating to
his scholars the story Of Aosniss and Sap
phirs. asked them why God did not
strike every body dead who told lie'
After loug silence. Que little fellow got
10 hi. feet and exclaimed: Because, sir,
there wsdnA be aus body left
-~"MAmuna.r said johnnie, 'can any.
body hear With their mouth? mo, child.
deat think they can, replied bis moth
CT. Then mamma. what made Mr.. Jones
tell sister he wanted 10 tell her something,
aud put his lips to her mouth instead Of
her ear.
The story IL told on tho Pacific coast
that . Chinaman. discharged on account
Of the BIO, colt. turned TO his late employ
IT With an air Of genial and impersonal
regret oh. yes; Ilishman ask Mclean
man send away chinamsn. That oil right.
lie 40 back 10 China pretty good. Bime-
by Il,shman send Mclean man away.
Where you sos'
Agriculturist with animal TO sell)-
YsIs, sir, shes sevcn-eights Jersey. an
~ ma, AK Square Un'er~ood nr eny Of
um .roand here, an they'll tell ~ 80.
Amateur Farmer Seven lights jersey.
Well. what's th. other eigbts7 Asri-
culturist - Why = eh that's Gov Of course
The queen j. 10 much pleased ~iih
Trunysous latest ode thai She has learn
ed 10 ~bsstie IL while cooking the family
v,ctu.ls over the kitchen stove in the
morning
4 DifBleat Lover know thss an :
perfect bear 10 manner She Sheep yon
mean; bears hog people.
Teacher 10 small pupilsl Can you
tell mr Shy .o-morrow IL called Good Fri.
dayY Pupils tin cborusl Cause there
ucn't bc any school.
--fir.i Psdler = What are you carrying3
Second Pediier = Patent medicines =.
p Well. al right; you 90 slesd and
work up the business, aud Ill follow >
P.-whyi what arc you cauyines y. =.
--Gfsvestonsk