The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-01-21
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by storm,
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catapon5enl, ssys Ne bss never seen !
happy msn ID Ncw lorl He hssu't beer
,hsrp Nsv Years daN perhaps
"a Don't ,hiBs 90, religion all BE- sny
oisisrle " our anlon. be urged, Il an
- iilssiis, Il SIN afrsid Il viii.
abe replied. ''raps j. . Prohibitions. you
know
Ken,ucly beats them all She nc~
iur isis, car ~hsrr asa sloped wiih
. vhols family erespi the old msp. who
bad laas bseh, ard oonlani 60. to The
depot IN time.
When a pifi .ho Lss encouraged q
yong man ~ shut iSo years suddenly
,elis hiai ,ha, sue cau never be more than
sister 10 him be can Tor the first time see
ifecbIes 90 her nose
Before they are married she viii
csteiaily tara assn his Goa, collar when
II gets awrv, bn, aiiersard she'll jerk IL
dosn Toto position a. II she Was throwing
. door.mst pui the window.
Guest Waiter bring me some rice
pudding. Waiter Boss. cant jess re-
commend ds'rice padding to-day. Guest
Whats the matter with in Waiter
NnHia 'cepi dsr ain, none.
= II seems 10 be well-settled fact
thai the human soul shall worship some
thing. bn. The girl who idolizss a dude
CONES abpn, AZ near GENERATING vacuity MS
presen, possibilities will permit.
papa Glad TO soc you tomorrow
evening. My daughter, Alice. will sing.
and Beatrice will recite 10 us new poem
shes composed, We sup anime Young
man - Thanks You're very kind. Most
happy III be With you al ninel
Az Ohio man claims TO have wife
who never asks him for money. He neg
lccts 10 say shetber The old lady has
been specehless from birth or whether
sbe simply holds hin down and goes
ibronsb bis wallet without wasting
breath
Mr. Smith 10 country editor My
name is Smith. have just stopped in to
pay you Editor Offering q chsir) All
right. sir 10 boy James. whistle
down stairs for Mr. Smiths account
Mr. Smith dropping iu,o the chair -Er
Ito pay you visit
Firs, Office hoy Where did you get
that ere quarter Second Office boy
Boss guy il 10 NE Boss is feelin' fly dis
First Office boy Wot's the
cause nv ~ aifs gone outer TOWN. SEQ.
oud uiyice boy Nasi bis autographs
pen worked fur De FIST time 10 two years.
Remarkable isn't il, the great age
10 which some animals attain? ! have
Just read that Pittsburgh donkey has re
Gently died at fifty.seven years" Il
didn't kuow they lived to be so old. "
Nor Oh. by the way. Hobbs. how
old are you' My wife was asking me yes.
terday
"A very loqnacious lady. calling one
day 10 consult her physician, talked on
and on with such volatility that the lat
ter could not get 10 a word edgewsys.
Growing impatient, he at length told her
10 put out her tongue, which she did.
He then said: Now please keep il there
til yon have heard what I've got TO say
to you"
"A Waco, Texas, woman met . friend
who did not seem to be in good health.
How do you feel this worning?" Poor
~; I'm fselin' right bad. You see have
TO witch over my husbA nd oil the time. "
lis he sickf" mo; IL he YES sick l
wouldn't have TO watch him. He is 10
good health that's what's the matter with
him"
= The body Of man who had drowned
himself was taken from the water by
New York policeman. Does anybody
know anything about this mani" asked
the pliccmau Of some urchins Who we're
present 1--WE seed him inst ~ he came
up for the lasl time, bat ws forgot 10 ssk
him what his name was, said ono Of the
boys.
Here is a curious case, ms'sm. said
the superintendent Of the insane asylum.
This man imagines be is the motive
power ihs, runs the world. He's per
fectly harmless, though. but be thinks
the world wouldn't move without him.
Very queer notion, isn't nj - don
kcou sbou, that; my husband has eos the
same notion IN his head"
An old lady from way down in Maine
recently visited some relatives In Boston
for the iirsl time. Al dinner she vss Of.
icred some macaroni which she refused
very decidedly, and with . look OF dis
gust Upon her return homo she told
Der husband she never saw such carvings
ou ~ they bare 10 Boston. why. they
sven offered me some chicken wind.pipes
'or dinner
"A good old Congregational deacon.
isire 10 snail town not far from Rut.
and. ~s recenlly taken 10 task for "Lcss
rcin' on Sunday. His defcnce was
i don't approve Of boss racin', but when
mother member Of The church becomes 90
Goddess a. 10 try TO pass me on the road
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