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The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15
A DiSousted Juror.

An old fellow who had served during several weeks on jury created sen sation in court by arising during trial and addressing the judge.
 "'Squr," said he, "je5' listen to me a mint, if you please. I reconnize the fact that 1 have made big mistake. I come here an hung round tryin' to git on the jury, an at last l got thar"
 Well, what is the matter with you?" the judge demanded.
 "I'm comin' to that. got thar. as I told you, an we lit into bus ness. I thought that I would hear all about how fellers got killed, an how somebody was QErdered, an I thought that we'd say some faller was guilty an would see him hung, but I was disappointed.
 Here come lot O cases about . fellers removin' mortgaged cotton, an all about Mir. So-and-So suin' each other, but I ain't hearn nothin' bout killin' nor nothin' interestin yt.
 "I am a powerful hand for fun, jcdge, an 1 never could stand dry de- tails. I wanter hear suthin' thatll make my hair stand up on eend.
 I thought that a juryman had a fine time. I thought that with him it was a regular show, but as I tole you, I've been deceived.
 "W'y, I mout stay here a month foolin' with sich stuff, an even then wouldn't have nothin ter tell the boys when 1 got home, so, jedge, ef yer doan't give me a chance to hang a fel- Ter, I'll have to jog long towards home. Arkansaw Traveller.
The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15
Train Talk.

Funniest thing I've seen lately" said the candy man on the Rock Island sub- urban trains, twas the other day when a man rushed up to the Twenty-second street station and said to the station agent:
 "'H-h-has the Joliet train goner
 "Yes, there it goes up the road there. Does it s-s-s-top-p-p-p-'
 "'Yes, it stops at Thirty-first street. "' Does it s-s-s-top-p-p-p-a-a- "' Yes, it stops at Thirty-ninth street. Does it s-s-s-top-p-p. p-a-a-ny-'
 "Y Yes. it stops at FOrty-seventh Fifty-first. Englewood, and Blue Island.
 Does it s-s-s-top-p-p a-a-any wh- wh-wh-'
 "'Yes, it stops at all stations. But what difference does it make to you: You're not aboard.
 "''J-juSt what I'm k-k-kicking about Does it s-s-top-p-p anywh-wh-where long enough so l could r-r-run and overta-ta- take it?' "-! Chicago Herald.
The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15
A French Sailors Prayer.

Batice Dupont Battre, French sailor from Montreal, hearing music in float ing chapel on the West side, dropped il to hear the services. An exhorter had brought many to their knees, and Chris. tian workers were scattered among the congregation, soliciting their spiritua welfare. Batice thought he must d, something, and remembering the Frencl catechism, began repeating it aloud. : worker put his arr around Batice anC asked:
 "Why don't you pray in English, SC that can understand you?"
 What for l do that?" replied Battre "Is God not ole enough? He under stands Trench. ."-ENew York Paper.
The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15
Juliet'S Tears.

Ofcourse, all readers of Shakspere are aware that Juliet was a very sweet young maiden, and the thrifty citizens of Verona fake mercantile advantage of the fact They sell "Juliet's tears, which are confections resembling liouiyi x1um drops, or brandy balls. The eofrect tribute to leave on Juliet's grave is a gold-paper heart, and a dried r6s83)aH wrapped in a magnolia.
 Altouetl the memory of the fair Capulet la Esnrce of no small revenue to her townspeople.
The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15
IA TntIssng Match.

Two French women entered into a contest to determine which of them could talk the faster A mutual friend was appoiRssa umpire, and the sum of 1000 fraBss Mas5to go to the victor.
 For three hour they read from Eu- gene Sues aent1lelon, and during that time the victor succeeded in pronouncin1g 296. .3lI words. Her Adversary came in a bad second KItil 2DS. 560 words.
The St. Johns herald., 1886-04-15

tQc CfeSSn Prince of Prussia was al- i'.7sa, aye kfry sensible man in the manage ment of his household, and he is ably seaoniled by his wife. On one occasion the governor of his children came to him and said:
 Your Highness, must complain of the little Prince; he refuses to have his face washed in the morning."
 Does he ?" answered the Crown Prince. Well remedy that. After this let him go unwashed."
 Ut shall be done," said the governor Now the SentrieS have to salute every member of the royal family-children and all-whenever they pass. The day after, the little four-year-old Prince went out for walk with his governor. As they passed sentry-box where grim soldier stood, the man stood rigid without presenting arms.
 The little Prince-accustomed to uni versal deference-looked displeased, but said nothing. Presently another sentry was passed. Neither did this one give a sign of recognition. The little Prince angrily spoke of it to his old governor, and they passed in. And when the walk was finished, and they had met many zeeldiers. who none of them saluted the Prince, the little fellow dashed into his father eXclaiming;
 Papa-papa-you must whip every man in your guards! They refuse to salute when passr
 "Ah!my son" said the Crown Prince ''they do rightly; for clean soldiers never salute a dirty little Prince" After that the boy took shower bath every morn ing.-[Ingleside.
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TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CSC

TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CSC
we do not claim this TO be the best quality of Brussels
Carpet, but we do say il is EXTRA GOOD
FOR THE MONEY
We have splendid line of better goods ranging from
16c. TO 81.
Bright New Patterns In all WOOL extra supers 75c.
Cotton Chain Ingram Carpet, DC, &c, SOC
Drusgeta Rugs, Floor on Cloths.
Aedicated Twilled FLANNEIS. 25c, 31c 4Oc
All Wool White FLANNEIS. 11c., DC
New Fall GINGHAMS, Sc
CANTON FLANNELS, 614c. &C. lOc l2l,c
CAsslAERES for Men and Boys wear SIC soc
THiCUT CLOTHS in new Fall ColorS
LACK and Colored CASHME RES
HENRIETTA CLOTH SILKS, VELVETS
BLANKETS and COMFORTS
Ladies and Gents UNDERWEAR, HOSIERY, &c.
JOHNSON, GARNER & Co,
go Pennsylvania Avenue
ssio South side near eth st.
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CnrAR AND HAnn,rss A. w rrn

NATTANS CRYSTAL DISCOVERY FOR THE
HAIRA perfectly clear preparation for restoring to
gray hair Its natural color youthful appearance
70 eradicate and prevent dandrun: to promote the
growth Of the hair and stop Its falling out T. !. en-.
subs ance and will therefore take the place OF ali the
dirty and unpleasant preparations now in use. Nu-
merous testimonials have been sent from many Of
our most prominent citizens In everything in which
the articles now In use are Objectionable, CRYSTAL
DISCOVERY Is perfect It is warranted 70 contain
neither Sugar of Lead sulphur Nitrate oflver II
fumed and max one OF the best dressings for the
hair In use II restores the color OF the hair more
and always does so In nom three ten days. virtually
feeding the OF the hair with all the noirishing
qualities necessary to its growth aud healthy condE
ton; restores the decayed and induces new growth
Of the hair positively than anything else Price
81 Q bottle ARTHUR NATTANS, Inventor and
Proprietor, l4th aud and I'd aud y sGs NV. Se16
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A colored laborer who claims to be the only
living man with right matrimonial to the
woman figuring before the public as the wife of
Anarchist Parsons, has turned up in Waco,
Texas. He did all ne could, he says, TO make
something of her, encouraging her to read and
study and prepare herself for a higher plane of
activity; but her attraction toward Parsons was
SO strong that she preferred being mis- mistress
to being an honest workingman's wife. The
social philosopher who refuses to believe that
there is such a thing as good luck, had better
go to Waco and make the acquaintance OF the
husband, "Mrs. Parsons" relieved of her COM
pany.
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FOR RENT-HOUSES

IHoR RENT-THE FINE PROPERTY FORMER
A. ~ occupied oy the AldeTNey barry, sl2 and ia
81 81 NV 3l6 vide loo ieet deep stories high
press BRICK front, Suitable for coiored lodge
SCHOOLS militia livery stables or general manufac-
tory. stean-power on premises. y. n. WARD. Al
aerney Dairy. ID ST bet sth aud 10Th sei6-0t
EoRRENT-NINE ROOM BRICK HOUSE ONLY
a 80 per month. BATH. cellar furnace and all
modern improvements; in complete order: newly
pai,erd aud painted. no ilth ST sc T. n. LUNDY,
SOS n Carolina ave -elt-3ts
tNoR RENT-So5 AND sos ST NV, TWO
II new Bricks just completed: = and 10 rooms mod.
sinp; convenient 10 two lines OF cars: sl2 and s4s
JOHN BoWLES q co. lS24 New York ave selo-3a
I>OR RENT-HoUsE al 18TH ST NV, COR.
II ner III. containing eight rooms Apply In cigas
store. .elt,.ats
LNoR RENT-FURNlSHED-FIN HOUSE ID
rooms: all modern improvements 2oOs a 81 n w:
Sioo selG-1ws
u-NoR RENT-sIX- ROOM BRICK HOUSE. als
H 1lth ST. sc. Water. gas and latrobe Rent ID per
month. X n paIRO
sel6lm asa louisiana ave NV
ENoR RENT-43o NJ ST.. \. W, NEAT TWO
II story Brick Dwelling, rooms. $40
SWoRNsTEDT e. BRADLEY
seioa s27 b ST. NV.
I>oR RENT-HouSE II IT. n Il: 10 ROOMS:
II modern improvements. Key AT % S25 per
month. Apply TO wM. BlliNEY. s56 Louisiana
ave. sel3ets
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1t was the absence of one of the heirs which
prevented the probate Of the will of Samuel j.
Tilden yesterday. 1t may be the presence OF
too many Of them which will interfere with the
proceedings at a later stage.
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n. w. and sw Per Mo

n. and sw Per Mo
I6. $3.50 ID s.w.5r.. .$l2.3O
81. -, 80 ID s.w. 5rs...l2. 30
LOO Blsgs alley 4rs...-l2
.u8 Riggs ~. NV. 6rs-l2
I.lo Riggs 81 NV. 6:s-l2
liza Riggs It. NV. 6rs-12
$50 r. IT. NV. 6rs-....l2
ls19 Riggs St O. ". 6rs-l2
lsO4 Riggs IT. NV. 6rs-l2
s213 10Th st. NV. 6rs. IL
1901 Linden nv. n W. .rll
1868 Linden NV. a. ". Grill
4x6 % st alley NV. 4rs-lO
Z24l 10th IT NV. 4rs.. 10
2234 Bdy. ri. NV. 4rs...l0
Ivl5 Blags alley lrs.
OFFICER Per Mo.
SD y 81. NV. 3D. flr...-Ssp0
46s La. ave..................3O
AIS La. ave. Sd ar. ar 80
yth and Pa av. rm. ll-25
9TH aud Pa av.rm. 5. ~. 30
9Th and Pa. av.rm.6. ~. 90
rtion Of property on my
Office for bulletin issued ON
THOS. l. WAGGAMAN.
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An EARrHauAKE PREDICTED.
From FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 18th, 1885, there
VIII be rush Of men, women and children streaming
to and no. nj the
MANUFACTURING ESTABLISHMENT,
9lS Seventh Street Northwest,
To escape the calamitous prices elsewhere
We manufacture CLOAKS, NEwMARKETS
SHORT WRAPS, COATS DRESSES and UNDER
WEAR, for Ladies' Misses and Children. out of the
best material. with skilled workmanship at prices
never before Thought OF guarantee to suit and fit
the most fastidious and save 40 per cent
on every purchase in this department
NOTICE tSw OF our 0peclalties:
Ladies' Wrappers. from 65c I'D.
skirts and Backs, from SOC m
Worsted Dresses from 81 90 tip
SIX Dresses. from ~. 90 I'D.
Our stock OF Childrens school Dresses is now conn
plete and we can furnish with beautiful Dresses
In Worsted, satin. Bingham and Calico Fl ON 25c up
Shemiss, best muslin, from &c. up.
skirts, 25c. up.
Child Drawers, lOc. up
Childs Mother Hubbard A prons, from lSc M
Infants slips. from 25c- up.
Nursery Aprons, Tucked and Lace from roc upE
Best Bingham Aprons, from lac up.
Gent Drawers, Heavy Canton from 22c m
We can sell you a Newmarket for S6. 90 which Won
cannot duplicate FOR less than $1,000 elsewhere
Special Drives IN Flaanes, Il. ankets Comforts AND
ali kind Dress foods.
Salesroom and Factory for Ready-made Wear on
Second Floor. ssI6-Im
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-16

The design on the new oleomargarine stamp,
representing bull treading on a serpent, has
already called forth some angry criticism,
because 1t seems TO cast a reflection upon the
character of the manufactured article. This
II supersensitiveness. If anybody has right
10 complain, 1t is the dairyman. The wisdom
Of the serpent is proverbial; the bull has given
his name to the most aggressive of blunders.
Besides-the fact should be mentioned for the
benefit Of those advocates of oIeomargarine
whose knowledge of general husbandry is
hmited-we don't get butter from bulls.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-16

Perhaps it would save trouble for the admin
istration TO send a special envoy to San Fran
cisco TO report upon the way the custom house
IL managed there. Complaints, which run all
the way from the detention in the harbor of q
foreign minister and his suite down to indigni-
ties suffered by female immigrants at the hands
OF male inspectors, deserve something more
than passing notice. Either the Chinese who
land at San Francisco are grumbling people
who deserve to have their follies exposed, or
else the customs officers at that port have very
loose ideas to their duty. Whichever may
be the case, a stop ought to be put to the pres
ent order of things. The public are getting
pretty tired of it.
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FOR RENT--FLATS.

NOR Rem T-WEST END FLATS 262O N ST. N
II W., five large rooms and bath, range, mod. imp,
coal vault S2l 90; reference required Apply 10 jan
selb:,ts
LNOR RENT-VERY DESIRABLE "FLATSv
II either furnished or unfurnshed. in 1.-The Wood
mont corner 18th St and Iowa circle. The house is
IN thorough good condition, with heat elevate
fire escapes and is under the superintendence OF first
Class manager and caterer the premises. For per
nit to examine apply to THOS. J. FISHER & CO.
seS-2w 1874 ST. NV.
L>OR RENT-HANDSOMEAP ARTMENTS ROTH
II furnished and unfurnished, i'm The Portland"
Apply 10 Thus J. FISHER g. CO.,
SeSr2w 1924 St n
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A CONFIDENTIAL LETTER.

1117-l9 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
WASHINGTON. D. c.
MADAM:-The Palais Royal has lost its head for q
week or CMr. Ltsner is In New York and our OBJ
ject In writing this confidential letter is to explain
matters to you.
The truth is want to beat the record Of hast year.
and have the pleasure of informing our employer
when he returns that he is justified in reposing mpli-
cit confidence in his clerks Who while they appreciate
his uniform business and Kindness can reciprocate
and not only by due attention to business also by
displaying ability which shall show that business
and kindness are but due to them.
We inaugurate this week Grand Sale of goods suit
able for School Children OF all ages and OF either
We particularly request your patronage betw cen
now and September 23d. when Mr. Lsner Is to return
Yours. respectfully.
THE PALAIS ROYAL CLERKS
ASK TO SEE
the new stock Of Childrens' Collars They come in
such pretty designs and at moderate prices that
they alone should you visit the Paais Royal
styles Embroidered Collars at Csc
6styles Two Rows Embroidele ed Collars at 39c
4 styles Irish Point Collars 4Sc.
2styles Irish Point Sets at 4Sc
3 styles Irish Crochet Collars at 4Sc
9styles Lace aud Embroidered Collars at 75c
ASK TO SEE
the School Hosiery We give . list Of prices, which,
OF course. gives no idea Of the quality offered Will
| you ask to see them:
For 2Sc.-French Ribbed. also Derby Ribbed Hose,
| In black. sizes 10 SHALL at 25c
From 80 to 55c. (price according TO sizes) we are
showing Boys extra Heavy Hose with white feet
black and colors sizes to GA
From "a to Acc we offer the best Ens,ish Hose with
double knees double Toes and double heels sizes to
! St.
NEARLY EvERyTIfrNo
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-16

They have found a land snake in Massachu,
Detts which can give odds to any sea serpent yet
invented in that region. 1t measures forty-dve
feet in length, its circumference is that of a
barrel, and 1t makes a nightly feast on the
farmers calves and sheep. Massachusetts
seems to want the earth. She has the hardest
slugger and the fastest sloop, and now claims
the biggest snake.
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RRR BIB BIB 90 MN n ssse
Rpp AR II B BpIB BBpIB g 9 NM So.
& 4 II BIB BIB 90 Il Nm sssS
+ Il : 2 Il sss
II Odd II EEB SSSS

The Lace buyer is to be congratulated IL
sending US the following bargain novelties:
Antique and Applique Lace Bed Spreads.
Pillow Shams, Pin Cushion Covers and Tides
of all shapes and sizes. New designs and very
low prices. The goods were being unpacked
at the time of writing this advertisement, so
We can't give descriptions and prices Come
and see them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-09-16

OuR NEw SrocK Fon THE
PRESENT SEASON has COME OUR
GOODS ARE SPREAD OUT FOR INsPEC-
TON AND NOW ALL WE CAN DO is TO
ANNOUNCE THE FACT TO YOU ANDEX
PRESS HOPE THAT YOU WILL FAVOR
US WITH YOUR PRESENCE AT AN
EARLY DAY. IF YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT STYLISH GOODS: IF YOU ARE A
JUDGE OF GOOD QUALITIES; IF YOU
ARE PLEASED WITH GREAT VARIETY
AND IF YOU APPRECIATE BEDROCK
PRICES YOU WILL EXPERIENCE MANY
PLEASANT SURPRISES IN LOOKING
OVER OUR NEW LINE OF sEAsONABLE
GOODS WILL YOU CALL OUT OF Curl.
OSITY IF FOR NO OTHER REASON. WE
BELIEVE EVERY FAIR COMPARISON
STRENGTHENS US IN THE ESTIMATION
OF JUDICIOUs AND CAREFUL BUYERS
NOW WOULDN'T 1T BE WELL FOR You
TO SEE THESE ELEGANT BARGAINS
WITH YOUR OWN EYES AT
THE LONDON AND LIVERPOOL
CLOTHING COMPANY
ss1e CORNER 7TH AND sTREETA
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COUNTRY BOARD.

71OARDERs SOLICITED FOR THE PAIL IN
tSthe mountains of Maryland, near Harpers Ferry;
nnriyaled Tor health nee Of malaria and nrstclAss
Country recommendation supplied bOuntfGlly: - pei
cuunty, Nd e1W
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SlORES. Per Mo.
14lOPn.w.S t&dw. vfs. t6.i
ABB 9th aw.St&dw. 4rs-2u
go 9Th s.w. St&dw Sis. IL
To LEASE. Per Mo.
lxth, bet. L &Bdy.n.w...&6O
h, bet. AZ &6th s.w...-...0o
The above Is only q p,
books. For full list call NJ
the LIST and 18th. se14l
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Although the labor problem seems still long
way from solution, such report as that
of Labor Commissioner Wright for the current
year must contribute n good deal toward It's
means of settlement If 1t does nothing more,
IL at least discloses the dimensions of the SUBJ
ject by grouping impartially the opinions of
men who from the inside or the outside. have
made special study of it, and assigned causes
and proposed remedies for the periodic eras of
Industrial depression. These suggestions are SO
abundant TO cover several octave pages, in
small print, with their barest statement by
title. Their number shows the ambitious econ
omist to what huge task he has addressed
himself when he sits down to clear away the
rubbish of the problem with one sweep of his
pen. In view, moreover, of the fact that under
meath each Of the conclusions of different rea-
soners there probably lies kernel OF truth, 1t Is
evident that the conditions precedent TO an era
of depression are extremely complex, however
simple may be the final cause. Commissioner
Wright leans to the belief that cooperation, in
some form, offers the best safeguard against the
Inequalities in production, consumption and
the distribution of profits which seem TO lie at
the bottom of most of the material troubles
from which society suffers in these later days;
and In this judgment he has the support Of the
foremost practical thinkers of our generation.
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L>OR RENT
IL 1905 I II. NV. 13rel25
l225 r ST. NV, 16r..-l25
1910 18th St, l3r.......-.lO0
122I l4th It. NV. llr-.hO
1873 y St NV, 9r...... ..75
11O6 r sI NV. l2r.....-75
ITO r IT. n. W.. l2r.....e5
HOS + 81. n. W.. l2rs....-75
1914 18th II. NV. Tor. -
1903 AZ ST. NV. llr... 80
326 Ind. ave. 1lrs.......60
1915 III St NV. Srs.....-6O
ZIG 18th st. n W., llr...55
1915 l. St NV. Tor ......5O
1G43 10Th 1t. n.w., llr-50
1923 Corcoran St. Hrs 10
1880 18th st. u. W. lor42. 50
4S9 Mo. ave. IL r.. -4O.5O
1924 q st. NV. llrs....-.4O
1850 X. I. ave, .rs..40
1910 18th SC. n. w. Sr. 40
1888 llth 1t. n.w..7r. 81 so
l5l5 18th St NV, Sr....:S5
40 n. }. av.s.e.. 10 rs. .35
30. Tst. n.w- 9rs.........35
1914 eth ut. n. W.. 8r......3O
l7l6 l4th st. n W.. 7r...30
3l2 LIST. Sc, 7rs.....-...-..30
3 NJ st. NV. 6r........20.5 50
3S r ST. NV, 6r.......20.42
sel3 b II. WARN
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NEARLY EVERYTHING

NEARLY EVERYTHING
big or little BOY or Girl will require for School we
think you will find Of the bss, quality and At the low
est prices at the
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FOR RENT-OFFICES.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

NOR Observation-Disclosures. PRICE REDUCED
IL from 50 10 IS per month during summer. (Sold
on instaimentsj ''CALIORAPH OFFICE 933 + St
jy2-JW
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-10-22

With pain and hug the dclusion that
nothing can give You relief There is a
remedy that is greatly priced for The re.
lief Of the afflicted II relieves pain, and
aches in all forms, stimulates the digcs-
tive apparatus to more eriectly 10 Go 5
work, so You will not be suffering with
D,s"epsia and the long list OF ills the re
suits Of disordercd digestion. Dysentcry
Cholera and Cramp'. Il is Hamilton 5
Jamaica Ginger Tonic and Pain Cure
In Rheumatism, Ncura g'a, SciaIca,
Bruises, Stratus, &c. applied externally
il is excellent Price - and j0ccnts per
bottle. Sold by b : WEBB.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-10-22
For Mothers.

A lady who peaks from experience
says that proba By nine cases out Of ten
who die of Group might DE saved by the
timely application of roast onions,
mashed, laid upon folded napkin,
and goose oil, sweet oil, or even lard,
poured ON and applied rs warm rs can
be borne comfortably to the throat and
upper part OF the chest and To the feet
and hands. Give also a teaspoonful OF
syrup of ipecac every twenty minutes
until vomiting is produced.
There are children in thousands Of
households who scarcely hear from
their parents any other than words of
censure and reproof, who.would smile
with intense JOY if told At night how
kind and helpful they had been, and
what comforts they were 10 their pa
rents, and would so TO sleep to dream
of angels and all bright and happy
things All. how little ii takes to MAX
hearts happy and how little also Z,
make them miserable,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-10-22
Wonderful Cures.

W. - Iloyt & Co., Wholesale and r.
all Druggists Of Rome, ca, sly: We
have Jcen selling Or. Kings New Dis
c1very, Electro Bitters and Bucklru 5
Arnica 81 We for two years. HIVE never
handled remedies that sell as vel. or give
such universal satisfaction, There have
been some wonderful cnre5 effected by
these medicines in tins city. Several cases
of pronounced Consumption have been
entirely cured by use OF few bottles Of
Dr. Kings New Discovery taken iu cou-
nection with Electric Bittcfs. We
guarantee them always. Sold by + ).
Webb.
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Diabetes.

Are You troubled with Thirst, Excess
i've anu Frequent Flow of Uuue Pain
in tie Loins and Back and Nervousness.
These are some of the symptoms attend
ing Diabetes and Bright's Disease. Dc
not hesitate, but get Parmeloo's Dyspep-
sla, Diabetes, Kidney and Liver cure
which will not only cure you but tone up
The system and prevent Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, BilliouSncss, Liver complaint
and all kindred diseases. Only 90 foi
large bottles. Sold by i. : Webb,
Would You believe ir: We are ally
an ~ tceiug * m3's Sar> 4paril. to tn,
people or cVan NJ IA blood and giving ii
ucW sc iic iric > go. f.. ;
$50 70, Du-g S..