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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
The Grocer's New Bow.

A Michigan avenue grocer took on a
new boy the other day, and when it
came noon he catcchised the lad as to
the price of butter, sugar, eggs, clothes
pins and other articles which might be
called for and went home to dinner
feeling that the boy was all right.
When he returned, after an hour, he
missed a barrel of flour and asked what
had become of it.
sold it"' was the proud reply.
For cash?"
mo; the man said he had AN account
here"
THE internal dead-beat! He took
advantage of your
''Oh, no he didn't. He said hi
couldn't wait for us to deliver il, ant
he rolled it out the back way and wen
after wagon to take it off. Oh, no
he didn't beat us any"
''But the flour is gone"
"Yes, but while this fellow was aftel
wagon another man came along ant
stole the barrel and got away with it
I'd like to see anybody take advantage
of me!'-Defron Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
The Tailless Cattle of Florida.

The Tailless Cattle Of Florida.
81 noticed yesterday some cattle here
in Jacksonville, and thought that, aside
from their leanness and diminutive
about them, and studied for some time,
until | suddenly discovered thers were
some of them minus taiIs; others look
ed as though they had about half of
that useful appendage cut of. In a
country where flies and mosquitoes are
as plentiful as they must be here !
should think it no less than downright
cruelty for people to treat the poor
creatures in this shameless manner"
My remarks were greeted with roar
Ut laughter. BLESS your heart, my
young friend, the people don't do that;
it's the alligators."
"Alligators?" said /, astonished.
Eyes, the alligators."
'.How can that be?"
''Oh, they grab them when they arc
feeding in the water"
Sand bite off their tails, suppose!
Eyes, they do. You see they Greer
up so quietly that the cattle do not no
tice their approach, and the first thing
the animal is aware of is a jerk in the
rear. He tries to get away, but it is o.
no use; the harder he pulls the tighter
the alligator holds on, until the append
age gives way, and the conqueror swim'
off happily"
"Highly interesting sight, / SHOULD
| think"
''Well, rather, as the question o
ownership is often highly disputed
though never saw case yet in which
the cattle came off Victorious -Meat
York Tribune.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
1t Served the Wretch Right.

Merchant Traveller.
"We are off," cried a fair bride, as the loco,
motive pulled away in its endeavor to move
the train. "Just listen to the chew, chew OF
the engine"
what bad habitsw replied the groom, with
tear in his eye.
why, darling, what do you meanp she In
quired sweetly.
Nothing much, angel, except that the en-.
CINE not only 'chews,' but smokes"
She got of at the next station and returned
70 her parental home
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
Yesterday.

What makes the king unhappy
His queen is young and fair,
His children climb around him,
With waving yellow hair.
His realm is broad and peaceful,
He fears no foreign foe;
And health TO his veins comes leaping
In all the winds that blow.
What makes the king unhappy
Alas little thing,
That money cannot purchase,
Or fleets and armies bring.
And yesterday he had II,
With yesterday it went,
And yesterday it persisted,
With all the kings content.
, For this he sits lamenting,
And signs, 'alack alack!
I'd give one half my kingdom,
Could yesterday come backm
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

that the multitude OF diseases Of scrofu-
lous nature generally proceed from a torpid
condition OF the liver. The blood becomes i'm
pure because the liver does not act properly
and work off the poison from the system, and
the certain results are blotches, pmples, erup-
tions, swellngs, tumors, ulcers and kindred
affections, or settling upon the lungs and pois-
oning their delicate tissues, until liberation,
breaking down, and consumption is estab-
lshed DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
ery' will, by acting upon the liver and purify
ing the blood, cure all these diseases.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Four score years and ten have not seen the
equal OF Ely's Cream Balm as a remedy for
Catarrh, Colds In the Head, and Hay Fever.
1t works like magic, giving relief at once, and
permanent benefit. A thorough treatment
cures the worst cases, Apply with the finger
into the nostrls. Price so cents at druggists
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

VENUS HERSELF would not have been beau,
t.ful IL her complexion had been bad. La
dies, instead OF resorting TO paints and pow
ders, should remember that an impure
blotchy, or sallow skin is the proof Of feebl,
digestion, torpid liver, or vitiated blood, fol
all Of which DR.. WALKERS CALIFORNIA VINE
GAR BITTERs is safe, sure and effectiv,
remedy
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
Ruxnors ia the Blood

Often NANTES. themselves In the spring months.
Erurtions such hives pimpes and bolls salt rheu
scro ala or other affections caused by impurty or
low OF the blood cured by Hoods
la. II purines. vtazes and enrehes the blood. and
gives renewed strength to the whole body. Try this
excellent spring medicine and blood purifier.
~ suffered with boils Ave years Hoods sarsaparil.
la cured me-" r. NJ LANE Pittsburg, Pa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

During the war, DR.. Lloyd, of Ohio, from
exposure contracted consumption. He says:
Il have no hesitation in saving that it was by
he use of Aliens Lung Balsam that ] am now
alive and enjoying perfect health" Don't ex-
pertinent with new and untried medicines. If
Iou have cough or cold, take at once Aliens
Jung Balsam.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Who knows but If the beautiful girl wht
died so young had been blessed With DR.
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" she might
have reigned on many another bright May day
The "Favorte Prescription" is certain cure
for all those disorders to which females are
liable
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
J person should try Carter's

Every nervous person should try Carriers
Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially
for nervous and dyspeptic men and women,
and are just the medicine needed by all per-
sons who, from any cause, do not sleep well,
or who fail to get proper strength from their
food. Cases OF weak stomach, indigestion,
dyspepsia, nervous and sick headache, SC,
readily yield to the use of the Little Nerve
Pills, particularly If combined with Carter's
Little Liver Pills. In walls at 25 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

For all forms OF nasal catarrh where there is
1ryness of the air passage with what is com
monty called ''stuffng up" especially when
going to bed Ely's Cream Balm gives perfect
md immediate relief. Its benefit to me has
NnOl Kansas
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
IiNEGAR Buffers

IL the great Blood Purifier and Lfe-giving
Principle; Gentle Purgatiye and Tonic; perfect
Renoyator and Invigerator of the system.
In Vinegar Bftters there Is vitality but
no alcoholic or mineral poison.
Diseases of the Skin, Of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried out OF
thesystea In short time by the use of the Bitters.
Vinegar Bitters allays feverishness AZ re-
neves and in time cures rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Gout, and similar painful diseases.
Vinegar Bitters cures Constipation ana
prevents Diarrhoea.
Never before has a medicine been COM
pounded possessing the power of YNEsAR BIT
TIERS to heal the sick.
Send for either of our valuable reference
books for ladies, for farmers for merchants, our
Medical Treatise ON Diseases, or our Catechism
on Intemperance and Tobacco which last should
be read by every child and youth in the land.
Any two of the above books mailed Tree ON
receipt Of four cents for registration fees
R.H. Mcdonald Drug Co., $50 Westinghouse, ny.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

! find Athlophoros just what you claim for
1t. 1t has real merit and is q medicine whose
merit have proved. ! cheerfully recommend
it to my customers for rheumatism and neu-
ralgia J. d. Fowler, druggist, of Lansing, Ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

It is said that there are | 200, 900 children in
England who do not attend school by reason
Of the poverty of their parents. 1t may be
added that in half these cases drink is the
cause of the poverty.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Upon examination as to the relative number
of pupils in our public schools, it is found
that out of a school population of l6, go, 900,
only 100000 are entitled to our public
schools, and only 6,l20, 600 are 10 actual daily
attendance in them.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

The value Of thought cannot be told. Just
so with the best Of everything. Take DIR. Bige-
lows Positive Cure for all throat and lung
troubles If you appreciate speedy and thor
ough cure. Pleasant to take. so cents and 81.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

The color produced by Buckingham's Dye for
the Whiskers always gives satisfaction.
The dangers Of Whooping Cough are averted
by the use or Ayers Cherry Pectoral
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

President Bartlett, at the coming commence
ment of Dartmouth college, will open his
house for a reception to his surviving class
mates of the distinguished class OF lS36-their
semi-centennial reunion.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
II Should be Generally Known

Three million pupils now attend the free
schools In the southern states, and over $l0,-
000,0 900 is annually raised to support them
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

In 1772 the rules Of William and Mary col
lege forbade the students to drink anything
except 'cider, beer, toddy and spirits and
water.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Sam Jones preached in Cincinnati on
Wednesday on 1.-THE wages of sin" They like
I 10 sin in Cincinnati just for the fun OF the
| thing without any wages.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

For twenty years Mrs. John Gemmill, NIL
roy, Miffiin county, Penna., could not walk,
on account OF an injury to the spine. One
one cured her.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

People are recognizing the danger attending
the use of opium, and legislative bodies are be.
ing called upon to suppress the growing evil.
The only cough mixture which does not con-
tain opates, and yet is Of remarkable efficacy,
Is Red Star Cough Cure. 25 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

A clergyman who marrieu four couple in one
hour the other evening remarked to a friend
that it was "pretty fast work" mot very"
replied his friend "only four knots an hour.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

have used one bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm
and it is the best remedy have found for ca
arrh in fifteen years G. Babbage, Attor-
ley, Hardinsburg, Ky
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

College professors in the United States gel
an average salary OF s., 500
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Elizabeth Stuart Phelps has written new
serial entitled Burglars in Paradise" The
gates must have been ajar again.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Beware of worthless limitations of DR.. Jones'
Red Clover Tonic. The genuine cures head
ache, piles, dyspepsia, ague, malaria, and is a
perfect tonic and blood purifier. Price 50
cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Twas for some time troabled with bois having
erai ofthem at time After enduring about all could
bear in suffering took Hoods sarsapariIia Four
hye bottles entirely cured me, and have had symp
toms Of the return ofthe boiis" e. NIGHTINGALE.
Quincy, Mass
u had become very mach run down. and generally
out OF order, very bi lious and my liver and kid
neys were or less deranged. A few bottles Of
Hoods saIsapara built me right up and put life
into me. most cheerfully recommend Hoods sarsa-
parilla to the like afflicted" W. r. STAysER. Cam
bridQeport. Mass
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

The word pulpit" like ''ferry-boat" and
"outiandish women" occurs once 10 the bible
1t was Ezra that was in the pulpit
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

If cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso's
Cure for Consumption and rest WE'LL
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
100 Doses One Dollar


FIVE dollars saved yearly in boots and shoes by MS
ing Lyons Heel StiiIenerS. cost only 2h cents
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use DR.,
Sage's CatarTh Remedy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
Purifies the Blood

floods sarsaparilla as blood purifier has equal
IL tones the system. strengthens and invigo rates.
giving new iife have taken It for kidney complaint
with the best RESULTS have used several bottles in my
family, and am satisfied that its reputation is merit
ed" D. R. SAUNDERS. 81 Pearl St.. Cincinnati, o.
II take Hoods sarsaparilla for spring medicine
and find It Just the thing II up my system and
makes me feel like different man. My wife takes it
for dyspepsia, and she derives great benefit from It,
FRANK @ TURNER. Hook and Ladder No. I, Friend
Street, Boston, Mass.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Little Johnny Fizzletop was in a candy store
with his mother. She bought some figures
made OF chocolate. "IIere, Johnny, are three
graces for you" "Oh, ma, rdrather have the
twelve apostles. There are more of 'em."
Mrs. Lighthead-Of course, DIR. Scripture,
we were very sorry to have 10 give up our
pew in your church, but 1t has cost so much
for the children's dancing lessons this winter
that we had TO give up something.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

letter. member of the Pioneer
Press staff, troubled for eleven years with OBJ
stinate letter on his hands, has completely
cured 1t in less than a mouth, by the use OF
Coles CarbOlisaIve. - Pioneer Press,
St Paul
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

This is an unusually favorable season fo
Arizona stockInen.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01
Hoods Sarsaparilla
100 Doses One Dollar

Sold by all druggists. 81; six for S. Prepared
c. l. HOOD & CO. Apothec aries. Lowell. Mass
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-04-01

Ask your druggist for MIsHLER's HERE BIT
TIERS If he dee not keep it, do not take any
thing else, but send a postal card to MIsHLER
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-05-15

The finest residence in Bodie has Just
been sold for $3.50. 1t cost 81 on.
A Southern Pacific official assures the
Santa Barbara Herald that the railroad
will be built into that city within Six
months.
Vuga, the murderer OF Leper, was
hanged at Dry Town, California the
other night, by mob.
William Lemon was shot dead ny
man named McAllster. q jealous nus
band, at woodland, California.
San Bernardlno has been somewhat OK
cited lately over the hope OF securing tne
location there Of the railroad snops on
which Cotton has been counting.
During the last eight months real e.
tate in San Diego has increased IN value
800 per cent Eight hundred oaiioinR'
have been erected IN san Dieeo ''nes
August.
Billings M. Richmond seoek rA'ser'
died in Lassen county few Gays ago.
Strychnine was found IN MS oed' ana M
investigation Isl e be made 70 seriy or
explode the Suspicion Of ioui play.
| A skeleton has been found on feasner
River, below orosiiie. ~ was IN an o'o
tea jar, buried unoera pie OF .aiunRs.
The skull had mole In II a. II IL mac
been struck very severe dow. TN
supposed to be the skeleton OF 3 muir
dered cinnamon.
, Los Angeles papers say tnas never %
fore did Southern California iook 90 oeau
tiful and prosperous as az present. In
wet Winter caused an immense VeResa
BILE growth and the recent COOL dam
weather has assisted IN keeping tne mis-
valleys and PLAINS green.
Wild bees are becoming very pientiir
in the country around Em'grant Gap.
Sid Back, Portland Chinaman
bought over S2o,Ooo worth OF the seize
opium recently sold at Fort townsend
: The Colusa Sun estimates that "a
: proposed extension OF the narrow.gaue
railroad would Immediately ada w
acre to the value Oh all land oeyono u
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-05-15


Copp's LIST OF PATENTED MrNEs.-
Henry N. Copp, the land and mining
lawyer Of Washington, has issued a book
Of 100 pages. which gives lists Of about
10000 mines patented by the United
States up to January, 1886. These
lists are arranged by States and Terri
tories, and hereunder by counties and
districts. 1t also gives instructions for
the restoration Of lost and obliterated cor.
ners Of the public surveys. This publica-
ton is an added evidence Of Mr.. Copp'.
industry. and will, without doubt, be in
every mine.owners library.
BLAcKLEG IN CATTLE.-Mr. Vaughn
left for his home at Silver Creek yester
day morning. He says they have entirel,
gotten rid Of the blackleg and highly rec
ommends a preparation obtainable a
Green's, this city, which cured four o
five cases treated. 1t is applied at tn
neck, being put under the skin, acting Of
the principle Of counter irritant. Mr.
Vaughn lost eighteen head before the dis
ease was conquered. -lAustin Reveille.
The Times. Review OF Tuscarora say
the Silver Wing mine in Jungo District
Humboldt county, is said to contain
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-05-15

The HINpLEY MNE.-Thc Carson Tri- |
bune says: This wondrous discovery Of
mineral bearing ore lies % miles east Of
Hawthorne, in the Garfield District. The
ledge is immense and the ore almost pure
silver in spots; no test yet made has
gone below $500 to the ton, and in some
instances almost fabulous amounts. Dur
ing the last week the owners were offered
$500, 900 for the property, which was re.
fused.
School Census Marshals are paid for
their services from the General County
Fund, and not from the School Fund.
Their bills must be made out, sworn to
and presented to the County Commission
ers. In taking the census they arc re-
quired to visit every house in order that
they may make an accurate report which
the are required to swear to.
While romping with little child at
Luning, says the Hawthorne Bulletin.
Perley Plane accidently dropped his pis.
toll. One chamber discharged, sending
it's ball through ono Of his wrists and then
through one If tho child's wrists. For
tunately no serious wound was inflicted.
John Roeder and Frank Bungus left
for the place Of the new discovery of rich
silver ore recently made. Roeder 10 an
owner of one.third interest, and Frank
goes to superintcnd the opening up Of
the mines. &
The Salt Lake Tribune warns miner
in search Of employment to give Idaho
wide berth and to pay no heed to the as
sertions Of tho Wood River Times tina
$500 men can find work in that Territor.
this season.
Pete Welte. arrived from the Reef o
Thursday af' ernoon. He disposed OF q
his property in that place to his brothe
. and is now seeking place to locate, Il
.. left for Ia, FLOR on Friday.
J. W. T ownshend, Supt. Of the Viii
Pine Stag Line, was in town during Il
week lool ling after the AFFAIR." OF tho lin
/. Ths 2 resident 10 to b married n Jun
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-05-15
SILVER REEF NEWS.

A serious cutting affray took place at
the brewery on the night of the first, in |
which James Trezona was severity cut in |
the body by James Richards, formerly OF
Phoebe. Trezona, however. will recover
as no vital part was touched. Richards
was bound in the sum Of $1,000 to ap-
pear before the Grand Jury. As he was
unable to procure bonds, he is now in the
county bastile, awaiting the action OF the
Grand Jury.
We were afforded little excitement
during the past week by two races. The
first took place on the 4th, between
Quirk's "Irish Queen" and Andrus'
Gray" which resulted in an easy VIC
tory for the Queen, who won by about
sixty feet. The second took place on the
7th, between Gregerson's "Sorrer and
Bud Andrus' Brown" and was won by
the sorrel by about four feet. The Leeds
yaps and river mill boys were pretty well
cleaned up.
The Southern Minstrels disbanded last
week, after successful season Of two
nights. They retired covered with glory.
| There are very few idle men in CAMP
at present, but nevertheless those in
search Of employment would do well t
travail in another direction
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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-05-15

4 olrT send 10 esnts postage. and We !iit
mail yca IRE : lcy,i: ys ~, y,
you In the way q maksng nofs
monsy Il once than anything slss y Amse1cs:
Both ss1ss Of al agse can ltve - ho.e ~
work In spare time. Or Ill The time. Op!ssi
not required. We viii start you. i1..
i Co., Portland. Maine.