New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-09
THE Tux OF THE DAY.

| A Washington physician wants to have gymnasiu N
fitted up In the White House and professional gymnast
employed give tho President lessons two hours every
DAY. This suggestion has at least one thing in its avor
from Democratic point Of view tho President would
| have to stop weakening his party aud go to work
| stren gthening himself for two hours day anyhow
But 1t Is hardly likely that he could be persuaded to do
| th is.
man. during life of three score years and ten. may
sneeze 900 times, and the only ono that will ling to
ment twohorss wer sneeze that he suddenly and
cxpscedy let escape during solemn prayer IN church
sneeze that will fade out Of his memory-l Norris
town He raid.
A crank In Montana is preaching now gospel He
says that black the devils color and one who wears
black can the kingdom OF Heaven. mark my
words he says, "any man who will deliberately wear
black clothes black soul, and would rob the widow
and orphan Boycott all men and women who wear
black The Lord hath spoken through me. selah"
Tact is the lubricant that sliding down the bal
Ulster easy She had two adorera and as is usual
halted between two opinions. Henry loVod her wen,
but Georges head the longer the sequel shows.
speaking OF memories" cried Lucille, why can
pies in the lane"
"What a wonderful memory exclaimed the foolish
"Pshaw Wonderful to recall that which occurred so
few ago spoke George OF the long head and the
next time Henry spoke to her she snuDDed hi-lBing'
hamton Republican.
dressing the South in general You ought
to be the richest and most prosperous re-
gIon and people Cots earth to-day. Louisiana
alone has natural advantages aud resources than
any the great Northwestern States and Territories
put together. So has Tennessee, has Kentucky so
has Alabama Why dom the people Of these States go
to work and boom to the Amusement OF themselves anu
all the worldl"
Chinese vegetable dealers in portions of California
boycotted the whites and refused TO sell to them
The Oh nese must CO. What right have these heathens
to ntrench upon the privileges which belong only to
Christians - Boston Transcript
"They tell me Cadby up hunting stable and
groom"
SO he has"
But, deuce take III He cant sT ride can he"
mo- but the groom cam Town Topics
The highly moral Boston Transcript maintains that
Damn 1t" is dramatic expression and that 1t always
brings down the house The dag Is past when Boston
ian would say Gosh darn it," and feel the pride that
comes having big Nothing will suit
him but the regular old profane thing.
At the club:
"Yes. He was in for minute. Did you expect to see
"wel the fact is. he owes me a little money and
was settle up to-day. 1 don't suppose he mentioned
"Iiai We'll not exactly He only tried to borrow it
from to settle WITH Town Topics
contract has been awarded for the building Of
new State house for Colorado at cost Of 81 100000
Some of the Nova Scot fishermen have been turning
OF field for the profitable pursuit OF their calling
In reply inquiries made OF the local government
officials iatterng accounts have been received OF
the almost unavaed wealth with which the waters
OF British Columbia TEEN. The inlets OF the coast
abound with salmon, cod OF several species. anchovy
sardnes dogsh. sturgeon that sometimes weigh 1000
pounds, herring whiting, trout, oysters, clans AID
haibut. Whales plentiful off the and the
islands that fringe It fur seals are found The laws OF
the province very liberal to those engaged Ia the
fisheries according all persons the right to use any
public property for the purpose OF landing and
curing fish. The government promises to give every
sistance emIgrants from the East, and IL Is not i'm
probable that number OF lower province fishermen
may avail themselves OF the inducements held forth
= Montreal Gazette.