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National Republican., 1886-09-03

Mr.. STocKsLAGER has notified his friends
that he will not be candidate for Congress be-.
fore the people, Indianapolis Sentinel.
This is a sensible decision on the part Of
Mr.. Stockslager, assistant commissioner O.,
the land Office, who, being endowed with a
fair degree of intelligence, and having &C.
quired some knowledge of law, is really
needed to keep watch OF Sparkle. Besides,
Mr. stockslager can not have forgotten that
he was one of four ultra Ouburn-haired
members Of the forty-eighth Congress, not
one Of whom showed up when Columbia
called the roll Of her jewels in the forty
ninth,
National Republican., 1886-09-03

the transatlantic passenger steamers
are trying to shorten distances by taking
short cuts across capes and other land pro-
iections. The experience of our navy
should have convinced even the English
commercial navigators that ship is not
q suitable vehicle for land travel.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

Indiana district convention was model
Mugwump meeting compared with the
Democratic convention in the fourth dis
trict-the convention from which Mr..
Holman came forth victorious, and splitting
the air with shouts for "Cleyeland aud Re-
fufmw
National Republican., 1886-09-03

THE Hill boom langulshes because David
B. is completely showed under by the fish
stories from the Adirondacks. II Presi-
dent Cleveland gets denomination, and
the Mugwumps will probably make sure of
that-the most popular Democratic cam
paign song will be that exquisite little poem
by Mr., Eugene Higgins, commencing;
Ills pole was made of Il sturdy oak,
His line of cable that never broke;
He baited his hook with loDsters' tails,
and he sat on rock and bobbed for whales
National Republican., 1886-09-03

Now IT is Chicago girl that wants TO jump
from the Brooklyn bridge, ,-Erchdage.
Coming from Chicago the young woman
will have one advantage-she will have no
occasion to tie weights to her feet. Let her
jump.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

WHEN one remembers how the Demo-
cratic papers used to rave and roar on the
subject of nepotism some years ago, one
cannot help admiring the consistency OF
the old partyas shown by the company
front movement of whole families into
office under the new dispensaton.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

WOLFE, the Prohibition candidate for gov
ernor of Pennsylvania, will poll nearly, II not
fully, 100000 votes indianapolis Sentinel.
There is no money in Indiana or Pennsyl
vanin which cares to say that Wolfe viii!
poll one third OF that number Of votes.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

II the friends Of Envoy sedgwlck can find
such thing as a viudication lying round
loose anywhere they had better let him take
it and put 1t on p. d. (Which means
promptly, discreetly, and quickly, of
course.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
Consular Agency at Luzerne.

The Secretary Of State has recently estib-
lished a consular agency at Luzerne, switz-
erland, for the accommodation Of the large
number Of Americans who visit that city
Mr.. Ernest Williams has been appointed
consular agent.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
SwITHIN O. sHoRTLIDGEs ACADEMY
- FOR YOUNG MEN AND BOYS,
MEDIA, PA.
s5OO A YEAR, si25 QUARTERLY.


- miles from Philadelphia. Fixed price
covers every expense, even books, &c. No ex-
ira charges, No incidental expenses. No ex:
animation for admission. Twelve experienced
teachers, all men, and all graduates. Special
opportunities for apt students TO advance
rapidly. Special drill for dull and backward
boys. Patrons or students may select any
studies or choose the regular English, Scien.
tihc, Business, Classical, or CIvil Engineering
course. Students fitted ut Media Academy are
now in Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and ten
other Colleges and Polytechnic Schools. 10
students sent 10 college In 1888. 10 In 1884, 10 in
1885, 10 In 1886 graduating class every year
In the commercial department. A. Physical
and Chemical Laboratory, Gymnasium, aud
Ball Ground 1900 vols. added TO library In
1888. Physical apparatus doubled In 1888.
Media has seven churches and temperance
charter which prohibits the sale OF all tntoxi-
eating drinks For new illustrated circular
address the Principal and Proprietor,
SWITHIN G. SH0RTLlDGE, A. B., A. NJ,
QHnrvard GRADUATED Media, Pa.
Principal at Riggs House Tuesday, Sept
y 6to 9p. IN. au1-d&W2m
National Republican., 1886-09-03

THE intimation that Collector Magone will
lose no time in filling the New York custom.
house with active Democrats will surprise
nobody. On the contrary, it will convince
pretty much everybody that the new coIloc-
tor has thorough realization Of what he is
there for.-I&Rdde,phid Press.
Besides President Cleveland and his ap-
poiDtee, we doubt II there is another man
in America who knows so well what Ma
gone sis there for' as David b. Hill.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

THE officials OF lunatIc asylums seldom
fail to capture nearly all their escaped In
mates by keeping an eye on the free trade
conventions.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

wHES Andrew jackson went aashing he
used to cut hickory pole, make line OF
home-spun twiue, and bait his hook with a
worm. ave have changed all that"
National Republican., 1886-09-03

How MANY Of the old department horses
AMI vehlcles that were sold when "reform"
came in have been replaced by new and
nobby turnoutsY
National Republican., 1886-09-03

IF the fool.kller would stop work for q
few decades the letter.sheet envelope
might find purchasers.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

THE largest trout ever caught by Thomas
jefferson was not so heavy by eight and
one.half ounces as Mr. Cleveland's best
catch. 1.-THE world does move"
National Republican., 1886-09-03
EDUO>fTTONAL,

MOUNT VERNON sEMINARY-ilO0.t10i
INL and l116 NJ st. N. W; boarding and day
school for Young ladies and little girls; Mrs.
Elizabeth ]. Somers, principal; 10Th year opens
sept. 30; the principal will be at home after
Sept s, from l to . p. m. daily. se33m
CT. JOHNS COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE,
- Vermont ave, between M and N SITS. N.
W. Studies resumed Menday, September O.
sep2-lm BRO. TOBIAS, President
National Republican., 1886-09-03

CALIFORNIA gracefully surrenders the
earthquake champion belt to'south Caro-
lima.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
WANTED---HELP.
W4NTED---HOUSEs.

XXTANTED-A HOUSE OF S OR 0 ROOMS,
w modern improvements, between "a and
family; rent not to exceed sS5. Address Mrs.
s., Republican Office. 81
National Republican., 1886-09-03
SUMMER BoARDING.

TNHE SUMMIT HOTEL, dAITHERsBURG,
IL Montgomery county, Nd, will be opened
May !. Scenery and healthfulness unsur-
passed. Mineral water, fine table. pure mill
WILLIAMS, 8l7 9TH st., or VIM. 7. oRUMP,
proprietor ap29-u
National Republican., 1886-09-03
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8.
Amuasuentg.

Amusements'
ALBAuGH's-"Mascot."
THE MANASSAS sPAEoRAMA--l5th st. & Ohio av.
ROLLER CoAsTER-Athlctlc Park.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

SELECT WINES FROM TO KALoN VINE.
- yard, the leading California plantltion of
high grade varieties, were tested last May at
Masonic Temple reception. Same wines now
stored In growers vaults here for sale In unde-
filed purity. Sample pint hotties OF the dry To
Kalon wines 25 cents, and of the sweet ones 80
cents at the office, I29 10Th st. N. W.. of f..
pOHNDORFF Be3-6t
National Republican., 1886-09-03
PERSONALITIES.

NEW and interesting facts in the lives of sen
ntors are now first recorded in our Senatorial.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
PERSONAL.

MY WIFE NETTIE NJ. wITHBRBEE,
IVA having left my bed and board without
lust cause or provocaton, will not be held
responsible for debts she may contract In future
in my name, ALFRED s. WlTHERBEE.
snp- ii, ~ 1nf
National Republican., 1886-09-03

WY UNFURNISHED ROOM
w for gentleman and lady, centrally To-
Gated, where no questions are asked. Address
ELECTRA, Republican Office. A
National Republican., 1886-09-03
WANTED---ROOlfS.

yXIANTED-BY A GENTLEMAN, PERMA-
w nently, pleasant cool room, south ex.
posure, with or without board. Best OF refer
ences exchanged. p. II. L., Republican Otfice.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

INEXPERIENCED LADY TEACHER OF
III Baltimore will instruct in music, vocal
and instrumental, on piano and organ, elocu-
tion, calisthenics (all specialtiesl, in washing
ton seminary private school, or family. Please
address MISS NJ. NJ, Republican oniee, Wash
inptOn ID, G, se3.6t
National Republican., 1886-09-03

INoR EXCHANGE-BY W. II. FIsKE Il CO +,
IL 1i20 n. Y. ave., a l0.room brick on q st.
n. W., price $500, lot 20xl00 10 alley, for
can remain IL desired. sep2-1
National Republican., 1886-09-03
~ z%EWEEF/4W
BUSINESS COLLEGE. COR. NINTH AND L
gTREH'rG NJ ~

BUSINESS COLLEGE. COR. NINTH AND D
STREETS N W.
A practical business education that qualities
young men and women to support themselves
and successfully perform the active duties OF
life. Thorough instruction given in Rapid
Writing, the English Language, Correspond
ence, Rapid Calculations, bookkeeping, Busi-
ness Practice. Commercial Law, Political
Economy. stenography, and Type Writing.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. /, at Q a. m. and p. m.
Office open for arrangementson on and after MON
DAY, AUG. 23. A full corps of teachers. Tut
tlon fees-Day eessions-Regular business
course, one year, $40, payable $40 on entering
and balance In monthly installments of $40
s6O tuition per quarter Of ten. weeks, go, paid
on entering. Night sessions-Year scholarship.
$50 on entering; three mouths Sl8 payable 80
on entering and balance In monthly install.
ments of 50 each, or SIG IN full on entering.
Illustr ated circular sent free on application.
HENRY G, SPENCER, Principal.
MRS. SARA A. SPENCER, Vice Principal.
TNREDERICK FEMALE SEMINARY, FRED.
IL erick, Nd Next term begins Sept. 9,
1886. Terms, S225 per annum No extras ex-
cept for Modern Language and Art. W. Ii.
PURNELL, LII. d. Pres. jy52m
IMMERSION INSTITUTE,
Ia 0l4 18th st., bet. and X.
SELECT CLASSICAL AND MATHEMATICAL
SCHOOL FOR BOYS,
Begins its 85th year MONDAY, SEPT. 20.
Prepares for Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Johns
Hopkins. the Scientific Schools, United States
Military and Naval Academies, and for busl-
ness.
Circulars at the book stores. For particulars
address CHARLES B. YOUNG,
Principal
National Republican., 1886-09-03
TopIFNns, sFI,FcT scuOoI,.

INRIENDS' SELECT SCHOOL.
IL 1871 st. N. W., Washington, ID. c.,
Win open Sept. 16 An Elementary and High
School for both sexes, with thorough courses.
preparing for admission to any college or fur
nishing good Classical Scientific, or Literary
Education.
For catalogues and full particulars, call at
the School Building between 10 a. IN. aud II
M, or address TH0S. W. SIDWELL,
nu2S.im Principal.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
TINHE PREPARATORY SCHOOL OF THE
CoI,UMBIAN COLLEGE.

The exercises of this school will be resumed
on the goth Of September with n corps of seven
teachers. The number of pupils Is limited to
one hundred, and applicants will be admitted
In the order oftheir registration.
A nlth class limited in number TO twenty
five, and 10 be composed of pupils seeking in
stfuction IN lower English branches aud the
rudiments Of Latin, preparatory to the regular
work of the school, Will be formed at the be.
ginning of the year II sufficient number of
pupils shnll apply. The class, with the daily
oversight OF the Principal will be placed in a
separate room under tho charge Of teacher
who will devote his entire time to its instru :
uOu,
Tuition fee, payable semi.annually in ad.
vince, IN the frat four classes, $50: In the fifth
class, 500, No extra charges.
The Principal, or one Of his assistants, will,
from the first of September, be daily at the
school building, 1885 II street northwest, to
''''''N' '. ANDREW P. MONTAGUE,
sal Inn prinninll.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

XITANTED--EvERY ONE TO SEND THEIR
w order for Sweet Buttermilk made from
cream) to SCRlBNER'S Butter Stand, 1867
Center Market, or call and try glass for
cents. Received from the creamery daily.
ap1O-H
National Republican., 1886-09-03
SPEoTAL NOTICES.

~ "a. ~ ~ esge
,,srss4 THE MEMBERS OF PoTO &c LODGE,
kSS No. o, f. A. a. NJ, will meet AZ the
Hall, FRIDAY, Up NJ sharp, 70 attend the
funeral Of Brother B. s. Hedrlck. Members Of
GEORGETOWN D. c., Sept. 8, 1855, ILL 90.
o-Ss- THE MEMBERS OF POTOMAC COM
bSS mandery, No 3, X. T., will assemble
at the Asylum, FRIDAY, 2 NJ sharp, to
hers of sister communicates cousteously invited.
By order E. c. @. r. SHEKELL, Recorder.
GEoRGETOwN, d. G., Sept 3, 1886,
,-xss THE MEMBERS OF POTOMAC r. A.
t53 Charter S9. 5 win meet ne at tho % hall
the funeral of our late p s. ana P. b. s. He'd
rick Members Of sister Chapters are cordially
invited to attend. ny order oSihe ~ = II. p"
GEoRGErowS, D. c., Sept 8, 1886.
se3-lt
s-x4s, IN ORDER TO CLOSE THE ESTATE
kSSS aud give possession on October OF my
store building to the parties to whom l have
leased the same for term of years, desire -
close ont at cost my entire stock of books aud
stationery conta ned In store l05 Pennsylvania
avenue, aud, with this eud in view, desire
the early attention of my friends and those
who desire TO secure bargains.
The entire stock must be closed out by Ooto-
ber1. q. A. WHGTAKER.-.
se2lm ll05 Penmylvania avenue.
n@xssa FRESH MEATS AT HARD-TIME
kSS prlceS-lne urent western Meht Oon-
pany are located Mt stalls ~, 80, and 83, 7th
Street wing, and 52l and 511. 9th street wing,
Center Market.
LOOK At PRICE LIST.
Porter House Steak. k......U""."... ..m.......".l5c
Tenderon Steak. ................".l5c
Choice Rib Roast. ...l2Po
Good Rib Roast .........s.''..'..'...s...
Short lbC
soup hnu oV
Corned Beei ...s....ss' ....'o anu DC
Nnund STEAK ...ss'ss ssssluU
Rib steak 30
Lamb ana veal, ..s.. wv
Hotels, steamboats,, and boarding houses at
| 10c. The meats must be sold. -
aui3.im GEORGE KtLLEEN, Agent.
| n-Ssszs Go AND 10 CENTS
~ FOR BINDING
HARPER's, CENTURY, AND ST. NICHOLAS
MAGAZINE.
THE LICErr BINDERY,
National Republican., 1886-09-03
n-Ssf., 65 AND 75 CENTS
N.SS FOR BINDING
HARPERs, CENTURY, AND ST. NICHOLAS
MAGAZINE.
THE LYCErr BINDERY,
1910 and 1919 Pennsylvania ave.
All NgDrk ptiarQntppl. nu2.tf

s1SsssAsK YOUR NEIGHBoR TO LET YOU
E9S taste the California Claret he pur-
chased for 81 per gallon of II. A. Seligson,
Wholesale Wine and Liquor Dealer, 1900 Pa,
ave. N. w. Goods delivered free Orders by
mail promptly attended to. iyl9.2m
s%xzzs W. H. wHBATLEY's DYE WORKS
RSS Established 1881. Judging from past
experience, the rush of work this fall win be
SO great that 1t will be impossible to get skilled
workmen enough TO do II as promptly as de-
own interests and do us n great favor by send.
ing In their fall and winter garments imme.
diately, or during the summer months, to be
cleaned or dyed, as desired. Work received
and delivered at residence upon notice by
postal or at the oflce 1908 Jefferson street,
Georgetown, d. G. .-.- ie3.3m
National Republican., 1886-09-03

TJNHE FINEST GOLD AND SILVER
Il watches can be bought on small weekly
or monthly payments by addressing +. A.
Room 4. 93i F st. N, w, Business strictly con-
fldential. jylO-f
National Republican., 1886-09-03

C,ELwYN HALL, READING, PA.
- thorough preparatory School for Boys.
Conducted upon tne Military Plan. Thorough
Instructions, Sound Discipline, Large and
thoroughly Equipped Gymnasium and Drill
Hall. Five hours from Washington. Send for
catalogue, terms, &c. l.. Q. BISHOP,
Headmaster,
National Republican., 1886-09-03
mo THE OWNERS OF THE FOLLOWING
4 PROPERTIES;

MINES, LAND, CATTLE RANCHES. PACK.
ING CONCERNS, HOTELS, FLOUR MILLS
PoTTED FISH, STEAMSHIPS, MANUFAo-
TURERs, &C.
National Republican., 1886-09-03

The undersigned, representing English and
Scotch capitalists, desires to open correspond
ence with reliable parties for the placing OF
property on European market under provision
OF limited companies acts Send all parlicu.
lars, lowest price, maps and copy title to
JOHN GUTHRIE PENN,
OiwEsT REGENT ST,
GLASGOW,
SCOTLAND.
National Republican., 1886-09-03
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

- ENTLEMAN WANTS BOARD FOR HIN.
W self at s25 per month. If satisfied, de-
sires. by middle of October. accommodations
sel'8t
National Republican., 1886-09-03

rINHE MEDICAL, DENTAL, AND PHAR-
Il maoeutical Departments Of Howard Unit
vcrsity will open their winter sessions Oct. T.
For further information and circulars address
g. U. PUNls, NJ. D., Secretary, 1l18 18th 81. N.
w sep1.t
National Republican., 1886-09-03

DETHEL HALL, NJ ST, BET, l5rH aud 18TH
D sts., can be rented for public gatherings
and entertainments. Apply TO WM. BEoKEp,
62o NJ Ut. N. W. mh20stf
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Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching
Piles. One box has cured the worst cases
Of ten years standing. No one need suffer
ten minutes alter using this wonderful
Kinks German Pile Ointment. II alb
serbs tumors, allays the itching OF once,
acts as poultice, gives instant ard pain
less relief. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Is prepared only for the cure Of Piles and
itching Of the private parts, and nothing
else. Every box 10 warranted by oui
Agents, Logan & %. and Richardson 4
Goodwin.
Sold by all Druggists and sent by mail
on receipt Of price, 600 and 81 per box.
KtRR MEDICINE Co.,
MwT4w Proprietors, Lorain, Ohio.
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= Nfnm We ptlNN m FfolAl
Thefe u 70 DO found In every eommuni.
y among every class, superseyYieaablo
feWNo smart IN their own eoneelt, that 70
appear wiser than their fellows they
adopt the rule 10 believe nothing that q
said, and agree with NO ons IN anything
they do. Among the thousand things
which they deprecate IN business Il q Q
special fashion, where their Ignorance d
most conspicuous, 70 critielse adversely
all advertised articles, They spread
themSelyesn on these As their greatest
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this; that because an article Is extensively
advertised Il must necessarily DO q fraud,
for, as they say, hit was not . fraud the
pFopFl0toEs could not afford 10 spend such
enormous sums IN making their wares
a EnSWp 70 the pG6lio, The SbsprdltY Of
. conversation which the writer had
Few days ago with Q member Of large
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why" said the gentleman, take our
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Aho pupup, NOW, lAltrehsOnRple 70 sup
pose that we would spend this amount Of
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lay o. one thousand dollars or less, wo
could bpy the best prescription or tormulal
My long experience and observation"
he continued, have been that q person
trying an article that has no merit, upon
the strength Of newspaper advertising,
and talking against such an article can
DO more harm than column Of RdVertis.
Ing in Its favor, On the contrary, good
opinion expressed In like manner, from
one TO another, on an article that has
merit, Is the best form OF advertising"
In the paSt four months we have re-
eelYed over 5000 unsolicited testimonials
unqualiaedly endorsing tho inertia OF our
speeialty-Dufy'S Pure Malt Whisky,
all OF which are on hle among
the most valuable records OF our house,
and open to the inspection Of any one In.
terested-Rnd out Of this entire number
fully Z, 500 Of the writer's state that they
were induced TO take 1t, upon the recon-
mendation Of friends who had also tried
1t, and only 800 who had taken 1t on tho
strength OF the newspaper notices alone.
yet. said the gentlemRn,as he walked
away, 1--WE are probably doing the largest
newspaper advertising In this country"
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DEsrRoY1NeADuD E.

An Episode in the Base Hall Fleld-A Good
PUCK story
Last week a regular silver.platsd city
dude struck Concord Corners. He wore
the name Of E, BenSing Compton, and an
outfit hat included checked pants as big
as meal.bags, and a spotted collar as high
as q outlook. He lugged buck.horn
cane and cavorted considerably among the
girls. He said he had come to the coun-
| try for his health, but his seven.story airs
and sick lobster smile pretty soon turned
all Us fellows against him, even II he
wasn't exactly well. II he hadn't put on
90 much ALTERED style, and hadn't made
walking chrome OF himself, we wouldn't
have minded but when the boys met
down Of the cross roads Friday night, II
was the general impression that Q few
feathers had To be pulled out Of that par
hcular peacoCk'e tall, whether he got the
health be was looking for or not.
After talking the matter over, Ben
Thompson suggested that we invite him
10 play o game Of base ball. "We'll put
ulLu VI nAut bu9et utlA nel Ahu W wv
time the games over we'll have 10 carry
him home on 10 board"
This plan prevailed, We had q good
club, and some Of the boys could throw o
ball 30 % 10 knock the eternal Btuliing out
Of anybody who tried 10 stop IL Ben
Thompson was worse than dynamite
gun 90 Q thEower. We decided 70 make
him pitcher, and we knew very well that
II that dude tried 10 catch one oihiB balls
there would DO q tragedy.
We waited on Mt. y. Bensing Compton
that night, and asked him II he would Join
tiB IN Q game Of ball the next day,
.Ceftalnly, dear boys, certainly, I'll DO
delighted, really"
Italmoat made % olCk 70 listen 10 himi
but We thought Of the treat 10 store lot
the nest day, aud that VIA our fesotn'
Saturday afternoon came. so.dld the
bAse.bAlllstsi We had Whispered around
thatthOfe Waa some iuA 10 DO BeeuI and Q!
consequence nearly everybody around
the Corners WAS on hand, a .l
] When tho dadO arrived there va .