Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1886-07-17

"Time expired, man ditto;" was
the reason a country postmaster gave
for notifying a publisher to discon-
tinue sending his paper to a certain
address.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is the most eff
fective blood purifier ever devised.
1t is recommended by the best physi-
clans.
What adds to the unpopularity of
the cyclone is that, while it blows
away almost everything on farm,
it has never been known to take the
mortgage.
Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair Re
newer never fails in restoring gray
hair to its youthful color, lustre, and
vitality. DR.. A. A. Hayes, State AS
sayer of Massachusetts,, endorses it,
and all who give it a fair trial unite
in grateful testimony to its many vir-
tues.
A woman called at a grocer's in
South Troy the other day and asked
for a quart of vinegar. 1t was meas
ured off and put into her gallon jug.
She then asked for another quart, to
be put into the samejug. "And why
not ask for halfa gallon, and done
with it?" said the grocer. "Oh! Bless
your little bit ofasoul, "answered she,
"it'sfor twopersons."
Itch, mango and scratches of every
kind cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This
never fails, Sold by j. B. Ritcbey,
druggist, McMinnville, Tenn.
Three Of the Lord Justices of Eng
land have decided that love letters be-
long to their writers, who in case of
estrangement, may demand them
back. They cannot be published
without the writer's consent, nor
otherwise disposed of contrary to the
wishes of the authors.
Lip disease, fever sores, ulcers,
blotches, pimples, and many loath-
some diseases originate in impure
blood. Parsons Purgative Pills
make new rich blood and will change
the blood in the entire system in three
months, taken one a night.
When it is understood that if allow.
ed to ripen seed perfectly the grass
loses all its rich juices and becomes
mere dry straw-woody fibre, a little
silicate of potash, and a very trifiine
quantity of vegetable extractive mat
ter-the Importance of cutting it a
the right time becomes apparent.
All persons about to visit foreign
lands, sailors, fishermen, lumbermen
and miners should take with them {
supply OF Johnson's Anodyne Lini
ment. 1t is both for internal and ex
ternal use and is worth its weight il
gold.
"Will your brother ever probably
come out here?" "No, think h,
has never been west of the Alleghan,
Mountains" SIS that so? What il
his business~ "Writing descriptiv,
articles of the West for Eastern publ
cations"
Have used TOngaline in many case
of rheumatism with marked success
the most important one was that of
patient, age fifty-one, who has been
sufferer from that disease for fort,
years. In one of his severe attacks
prescribed Tongaline, and upon tn
fifth day he was able to be out, ant
also to attend to his business. Hav
given Tongaline fair and impartia
trial, and think it the best remedy
have ever found for rheumatism. B
F. Davis, M. d., Sturgeon, Mo.
Heard on the street: "Going to tn
circus tonight?" "Don't know
haven't heard my wife say whethe
she wants to CO." "You don't meal
you'll take your wife," "Oh, no;
she don't want to go I'll come arounC
and 60 with you, but if she wants t.
go We'll both stay at home, you
know"