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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
INTERESTING READING.

Marblehead, Mass, Is in process OF
trial becoming a shoe manufacturing
town, giving employment TO 1000 per.
Sons in that line. From fishing town
with 11G sail OF bankers in 1925, 60
years ago, the industry declined to 4S
sail in 1865 and TO none In 1883.
While winter il getting 10 its work on
this side or the equator. the heated term
is beginning to worry the Australians.
This accounts for the recent shipment by
an Fro firm, in response TO an order, CT
200 "hamoquette chairs, " aids TO ihdo>
lent ease, TO Sydney firm.
The Chilian Supreme Court has lust
rendered a decision by which the full
value or the Peruvian men of-war Huas-
car and Pilcomyo and the torpedo boat
Guacolda, as well IA OF several other
vessels captured in the recent war be.
tween Chill and Peru will be divided
among the ships OF the CHILEAN squad
ron. and not given to the special YES.
sells which made the captures.
MIR. StnmbuloG, the Bulgarian hero
and patriot, is small but strongly
built man with brown Complexion,
bright eyes and an energetic bearing.
lie is only 81 years old, and when he
was DCpuNy III 1917 tHc INub5lau con-
spiretors tried 10 keep him out of his
seat because OF his youth. They failed,
and no has ever since been their bitter
est foe. the traitor Zankon being his
especial detestation.
Engineer Ed. Droban, OF the Cincln.
natl Southern road, was expecting
trouble in Ludlow, KY, where he had
fight few days ago, aud induced En-
gineor Jim Jordon to take his run in
from lexington on the night express.
Jordoh's engine run into freight loco
motive at Ludlow and lie was killed
Now comes the strange part OF the story.
JUrdon is the fourth man who has been
killed on DrohRn's run within few
years In April, 1882, Dan Driscul took
his place for one trip and was killed at
Lexington. Two mont later Dan An
gus took his run for one trip and was
killed at Rogers Gap. Two weeks ago
Mat Combs, the first engineer TO run a
tran over the Cincinnati Southern, and
who had been in the business 20 years
without an accident, took Drohan's run
and was also killed. Railroad men are
beginning TO feel somewhat supcrsti,
tious in this connection.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
A SALOON TRAGEDY.
An tx Official Shot and Instantly
Killed BY His Enemy.

Hugh Mitchell. ex-DsPuty Sheriff Of
Rusk county, Tex. was shot AMI instantly
Killed by Matthew Wheeiess. A feu1 had
existed betwoei them for some lime Sun lay
evening they met in the saloon KEEP: by VIM
Shack'eford. Mitchell, in paying for drinks
dropped some money. In gathering it from
the h'or Mitchell failed to $40 oas
piece and W.eeless cAllei his attention to IL.
~hereupon Mitchell began to curse WaseIess
and told the latter not to speak t. him, re-,
marking that be had sent him wori and told
him repeatedly MT to ad lress him. whes-
less made no reply, but walked out OF the
rear door OF the saloon aad callei DR.. H. L.
Miller, an unc'a OF MitcSe'l's While thsy
were talking Mitchell walked out TO where
they were, AMI as he did so Wheeless stepped
back, drew his revolver and fred at Mitchell
with the Dbove result
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
HOUSE.

In the House to day the following bills
and resolutions were introduced aud roger.
red: BY Mr.. Phelps OF New Jersey, author
isiDg the lease to the National Hotel Com~
pany, Of New Jersey, for hotel purposes,
tract of land on Sandy Hook.
The object of che company mentioned is
70 secure summer resort which shlll BE-
Cree from gambling houses and liquor shop.
The inc orpo:ators, il is proposed, shll' pay
as rent tho expense of running the light
houses and life saving stations now on the
ground,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

The Czar recently found on his writing
table a letter annou lcinz that the Nihilisb
wluld wait no lon ger 10 deliver the people
from bondage Re tbereupon summoned the
members Of his CJuocI ani ordered them b
prepare Constitution suilatls ~ the cJndi.
ton Of the Empire At the same time hs
Informed his Minister that be was deter
mined 70 have sa annual Parliament az Mos.
cow
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

with poor appetite, aud perhaps slight cough
In morning, or on first fylhg down az nj IN,
should DO looked To in time. Persons Attic ed
witt consumption are proveTbiaily uncon-
scious OF their real state. Most cases com
mence with d sordered liver, leading TO bad
hence tho etna iation or WASTING of the fIesh.
IL H. form Of serofulous disease, and H. cura-
BILE by the use OF that greatest OF all blood
pounds, knoNn rs DR.. PioTee's Golden Medi-
col Discovery"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
Central Yards. Eas' Liberty


Supply considerably IN tx>es. Of dems,d
an market reuorted % be the vorst ~ 80
s'a-On p Coz - - 3 e lower IN addition to
Hsng ~ 'naan % ~ bDyerS and disaQreeeble
rainy weath7r trade waserco riinoi0 J,,ii ~
p lsatisfactory. and some lo's were ieft &C.
while others were sh ppsi ont 10 first bsnJs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
ifoM snrc Nfnnrr.

and we might also say-tne and pain as yvell
IN our niYico 10 good hOusekoepers and ladies
generally. The great necessity exi ting al
ways u have n perfectly safe remedy conven-
tent Tor the relief aud prompt cure OF the all
lhrlty; constant pains, ard all the symptoms
attendapt upon uterine disorders Induces us
crce's 'Favorite prescript on'-wonan's
best friend. IL Will save money. n = - -
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
les

The supply was large SIS head. nil from
= iclzo' against 455 head this dav veek
SOLD a. prices ringing from t42J 10 "a al
some left over urslld
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Markft slov with prices about the sen,c b.
at ne close Of last week. Sheep .old ~ 81 5l
~ . o. Tor common q fair aod' a. ~ 50fgr
prime 20 fNtra. L1mta. fffo4fO f,- 49,
aud - 70 ~ for goot q prime
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

DEPOSIT of pure asphaltum, from fifteen
TO twenty feet thick, has beea discovered near
Thistle Station, in Utah. 1t is worth $40 n
ton, aud the expense of mining is only 40
cents. -"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

MARKET SOW and pric p - IOc lower than
y, ,'s 30 o. saturday Philadelphia hogs 81
y > - Yorkers, % % TOT
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

C1eanses the scaiy and leaves the hair SOFT
and beautiful. Halls Hair Remover.
IN yo,i have any form Of throat or lung dts
case. Il Ike Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

In the United states Senate. during e,ent
debate, Senator Vest, OF Missouri, paid n high
tribute TO the merits OF 81. Jacobs OH. Other
prominent men have also found IL prompt in
IT'S cure OF rheum tism and neuralgia. Price
fifty cents bottle.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Throat tro1b' cs Yell promptly 10 Red Star
Cough Cure, as voTched Tor by ". s. Arch tect
Clark. Its ingredients arc purely vegetable
and free from opiates. - cents.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Twenty members of the present Unit d
States Senate own houses in Washington
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
The GIANT OF MEDICINES.
The Most Effective and Popular
Remedy Ever Discovered.
WHY rs 1T SO EFFECTIVE IN so j
DIFFERENT DISEASES?

Is havea common
all
painful
nd ycfgf ccf
the only
the
fotcfn0 Common Unsupported -
ITO rfndtea
nuaiA Amount Of
OF one ttrie
nd
with
tons hhpaes * p,
hes derange
daif eaHi
it
bppp
Cure
FECTIYE
system Cetr Of & how
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Twenty~one barrels of n pur are used dai /,
in making bread for 1000 convicts in Sing
SEg prison.
Alexander Pehdleton. OF N)rthport, Me-, a
veteran OF tho war Of 1879, has just died at
the good cd age Of 10 years.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

ThAEsYEEs Of real ostate--two bovs
throwing aud at eoch otLor.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

should mover DO made, bat ambition and en-
terprlsc desc We reward. Wherever YOU are
located you should write to Hallett e g., Port
Ia al, Name, and learn about work that you
can do and live at home. earning thereby from
81 to S2) I'D upward daily como have
earned over so in n day. Anpatticulars FREQ.
Both sexes. All ages Capital not needed;
start a. once cannot help making snug l. tito
fortunes.
Original, prompt, clean, sure ant effective
for pain and soreness. Hop Porous Pidsters.
The best is the cheapest. Hop PIdsiers con-
tain active medicinal agents for tho cure OF
pain.
IL afflicted with sore eyes utse DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eyc-water. Druggists sell at 25G
per bottle. Hti tif III
Relief Is immediate, and n cure cure, Piso
Remedy for Catarrh so cents
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Princess Louise ellls herself Mrs, Camp
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Catarrh Remedy. ~
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
HEFP AND L.pBs.

lnere wcr5Jl2 be nd on sale, all from Chi.
cago, against q last Monday. market fair.
all sold AID a. full prices. a ex Green vvstd
sold shetp att4 BOD 25, an 4 lambsat "a b.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
a GniIty Sncrinco

It is said a woman foundei the first hos
pital. .tIt A e.lIl.t ID ..l f..-.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

4 4 A sox0s WIN Mcetc, and ~ Handsomcchromo
I'll cards. with name. Hil Tor ifC. AGENTS WHufcd
y . E cvcry whore. the ooDe Card Co. Derby
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
Los. or FIc.i, npds,ren,ti,.

VIM. r. Cody. better known as Buffalo Bill
viii soon be n millionaire
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
Alleg hcny Live stock Yards
raTwr, q.

CATTLE.
Numbsr on sale 8l2 heal. from Chic,go
and y 10 against ~ last Monday; notwith-
standing tho increased sutpy and sog.
Weather trade was ia rly nc i've. Prices
sb)ut The same ~ tho o Of this day week
ranging from 81 toSj g.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16
WARMERS SAFE CURE"
CONGESTION:
FEMALE COMPLATNTS

thorough treatment with Warmers SAFE
heavy, blotched, irritable skin have disappear
poison IN the blood hicIcns it. il Is not
Is the impurities come out of the surface OF the
al the badness IN the blood seems to col
The statement that warmers SAFE Cure"
tr aatmeut must be very thorough
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-12-16

Relief Is immediate, and cure sure Piso
Remedy for Catarrh. 80 cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
A LoL Of G1od ThlnEs.

There was 4 time in the early agricul,
ture when barnyard manure was iast is
much an innovation rs commercial rcrti-
lizers are now.
Nature is broad in her charities. She
aims to give all organisms u chance, and
everywhere seemsto give her sanction to
the law of competition.
There is such Il thing as fatty degencr-
acy by which all the tissues become i'm
paired and the animal is weakly and
worthless, Fowls can be made so fat that
they will not lay well, or if they do lay
their eggs will not hatch we'll.
Constitution should be the test word in
selecting fowls for breeding. There j.
nothing more ycXatious to the breeder
than to see chickens drop away with no
apparent disease after ell the trouble be-
slowed on them.
Cayenne pepper, one grain;sulphate Of
copper, halfa grain; copaiba, three drops
mix with sufficient honr and water to
cohcre into apill, and give one such night
and morning. This remedy is good for
roup, and worthy of a trial.
Pigeons will not look at lettuce, chick
weed, or other green stuiF throgn down
ON the floor Of their fly or loft; but ifit is
fastened securely by means ora bit ofwire
or cord a few inches off the floor, so they
can just reach it, they will help them
selves to as much as is good for them.
True knowledge makes man careful
in decision and slow tospcal,, but a sha l.
low opinion is always anxious to be
heard.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

This month is really the commencement
Of the bee-keeping year in northern
localities. We can not have our bees
well established earlier, and know how
many stocks will be in good condition
for the seasons operations. The mex
perienced purchase bees in the fall, or
too early in the spring, which is to the
advantage of the seller, but seldom so to
the buyer. | would advise the beginner
never to purchase bees before May, and il
the spring is cold and backward, il
would he preferable to wait until the
weather is well settled and warm, a rule
which applies to all attitudes. The cold
spring months is the critical time for
even the most experienced bce-kcepers
| would also suggest TO beginners, that as
Il rule, it is better to start in bee-kecpine
the yeardirectly follovinga season which
has been poor for bees, than after one of
the very best. One and often two good
otdNphS dlt ulIuuol sure 10 Hollow II poor
one. Beginners, in deciding whether to
commence Bookkeeping, are apt TO Le
governed by the success or failure of
others. II those who understand it, fail
to secure good results, others are not en-
conraged 10 commence the following
season. If they notice the success of the
experienced for one or two consecutive
years, they are induced to invest, and
usually do so at such time, as the poor
season may reasonably be anticipated.
1t is quite apt to be the case, that every
third season will be comparatively UNI
remuncrativc. To commence at such
time often entirely discouragcs the begin
ner. In beginning immediately after it,
two reasonably good seasons may usually
be expected, by which time some ex-
pcrience may be acquired, which will
enable one to more successfully meet
the emharrassmcuts of the deficient one.
Il. c. Root in AMERICAN AGuI-
CULTURIsT FOR MAY.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
The Prince of Wales is a Cnlnnel

The Prince of Wales is a Colonel in
forty-one different regiments. A man
always has luck if born a Prince.
Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, whooping cough ana bronchitis.
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton and Biery,
WeisSport.
Good actions ennobles us, and we
are the sons of our own deeds,
What is better than a promising
young man? 4 paying one.
For ladies who frequently need a
regulator in the many little colds, sick
headaches, nervous complaints AMI other
troubles incident to sudden exposure
and to indoor life, and yet do not need
q regular physician, Royal Elixir is an
invaluable relief. The Elixiris a house
hold remedy, and ii acts like a charm in
children's ailments.
DO not accustom yourself to con
slider debt only as an Inconvenience you
will find it calamity.
For dyspepsia and liver complaint, you
have a printed guarantee on every bot
tie of Shilohs Nitalizer. IL never fails
to cure. Sold by all druggists.
What light may be recommended as
the best-daylght.
Aching sides, lame back, sore chest
or weaknesses are cured for 25 cts. APP
ply a Hop Plaster.
"A bank officials life is a hard one.
He is always receiving checks,
U'hy will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief? Price
l0c., SOC, 81. Sold by DIR. Horn, Le-
highton, Biery, Weissport.
The match is moderu invention,
but the matchmaker is older than his
tory.
There is no danger to human life
more TO be dreaded than that which
arises from vitiated blood. Dyspepsia,
rheumatism, headache, and general de-
bility, all result from it, and are cured
by the use of Ayers Sarsaparila. Take
it this month. Six bottles, s..
When G. w. was a small boy they
used to call him Figures, because they
can not lie.
a nasal injector free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 80
cents. Sold by Biery, Weissport, and
Horns, Lehighton.
Photographers take the world just
as it comes.
For fifteen years l was ANNOYED with
severe pain in my head and discharges
into my throat from catarrh. My sense
of smell was much impaired. by the
use of Ely's Cream Balm | have over
come these troubles. j. B. Case, St.
Denis Hotel, New York.
1t is now about five years since | first
began selling Ely's Cream Balm. and
from the time Of its first introduction
there has been growing demand for IT,,
and so far it has given very great salts
faction to my customers. | consider il
a catarrh remedy of genuine merit. A.
b. Burns, druggist, Montrose, Pa.
The dule, judging from his conver-
sation, holds every thing in ''ah."
''Hackmctack." lasting, fragrant
perfume. Price Is and 80 cents. Biery,
Weissport; DIR. Horn, Lohighton.
Where two heads are better than
one In balc-drIm.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
Attempting Too Much,

1t isan almost universal failing, ofboth
the experienced and the Inexperienced
ciltivator, to attempt more Ihan can he
readily accomplished with the means I
command, and us regularly as the seasons
come around, more work is laid out in
the spring than can be completed during
the summer. 4 larger number of plants
are raised Or purchased than can lc
properly set out ard cared for; more
walks are laid out than will be kept clean
and free from weeds during the summer;
in fact, i. is so easy AMI agreeable to plan
and to plant in spring that few persons
can forego the pleasure, even if tn
account is to be more than ovcrJalanccd
later in the season by chagrin ut seeing
poorly laid schemes for future enjoyment
all come to naught.
The better plan is to strive to secure
neat little garden ora few beds of flowers,
which can be readily managed, than TO
attempt SO mpch that the labor involved
becomes burden instead of pleasure.
A few plants in perfection look better,
and should yield the owner more pleasure
than many, with none perfect or well
grown. One common error, in grounds
Of limited extent, is the introduction of
larger plants than are adapted to the
situation and surroundings, and the result
is overgrowingand Observation-Disclosures
CULTuRISr FOR MAY.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

If your life is made burden owing tc
blaclIheads, pinples and other eruption,
on the face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it is no Longer
necessary to endure it. DR.. Fiagg'
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price.
zoe. Williams Mfg. Co., Props.
Cleveland, o. Sold at Thomas drug
store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
COLUMN.
A Wonderfnl pisooverz

Consumptives and all, who suffer from
any affection Of the throat and lungs,
can fnl certain cure in Dr. King 5
New Discovery for consumption. Thou
sands Of permanent cures verify the
truth of this statement No medicine
can show such a record of wonderful
cures. Thousands of once hopeless
sufferers now gratefully proclaim they
owe their lives to this New Discovery.
1t will cost You nothing to give it o
trial. Free trial bottles at Thomas
drug store. Large size, 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
Tonight and To- MorroW NIGHT

and each day and night during the week
you can find at Biery's, Weissport, an5
Thomas, Lehighton, Kemp's Suppo8a-
tories acknowledged to be the most sue
cessful treatment yet introduced for the
cure of piles. Old sufferers from this
complaint are at once re
lieved and in short time a permanent
cure established. Check the disease in
time by using the most effective remedy.
Price SOC. Send address for pamphlet
on pills. Box POS, lie Roy, n. Y. COW
Fine weather is never admired I'M
Til it is mist.
-Uyoming Derritory has but eigh;
counties.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

The manager of the Fort wayne, Ind,
Gazette, Mr.. b. NJ. Holman. says he
has often read of the wonderful cures
effected by st. Jacobs Oil. Recently he
sprained his ankle, an / in a cane and
bottle of st. Jacobs Oil. The latter
proved the better Investment, as it ell
tirely cured his ankle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
Pilesl Piles 4 Piles IN

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. One box has cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment. Ii alb
serbs tumors, allays itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt of price, 81
Williams Mfg. Co., Props. Cleveland.
o. Sold at Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
Educated and Experlenoed.

Hoods Sarsaparilla is prepared by c..
|, Hood & Co., Apothecaries, Lowell,
Mass, who have thorough knowledge
of pharmacy, and MANY years practical
experience in the business. 1t is pre-
pared with the greatest skill and care.
under the direction of the men who
originated it. Hence Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla may be depended upon as thor
oughly pure, honest, and reliable medi-
cine.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

There are hosts of men and women
who, to coin a phrase, are only half
alive. That is to say, they have seldom
II ever any appetite, are nervous, weak
lidgetty and troubled by numberless
small pains and aches. In the presence
of vigorous, eXuberant vitality they
seem mere pigmies. Such persons are
usually fond of frequently dosing them
selves. swallowing in the course of n
year enough drugs to stock any apothe-
cary's shop of average dimensions
This, of course, defeats instead of fur
thering the end in view, viz, the recov-
cry of health and vigor. Were they to
seek it from an unfailing source of vi
tality, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, how
different would be their case. Then
vigor would return to their debilitated
frames, the glow OF health to their wan
checks, their trembling, uncertain gait
would grow firm and elastic, appetite.
that grandest of all sauces, would give
a relish for the daily food where it ever
so coarse, and refreshing sleep would
crown the tasks of the day.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
II You are a Miserable suFsror

with constipation, dyspepsia and bill
business seek relief at once in Simmons
Liver Regulator. II does not require
continual dosing. and costs but a tribe.
II will sure yoa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
MISCELLANEOUS.

Mars was the god of war; but he
couldn't compare in this respect with
mars-in-law.
-Lincoln's tomb, at Springfield, Ill.,, -,
is going to ruin.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

Col. U'm. Louis Schlcy, Grand secre-
tary l. o. NJ. Grand Lodge, Maryland,
found Red Star Cough Cure perfect
ani certain remedy. Price, twenty-five
cents a bottle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

Mary Anderson says the first thing
she ever played was "hooky" from
school.
"A man who kicks when he has
nothing to kick at is more foolish than
mule.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15

Senator Edmunds feels that he is as
great failure in leadership as Jones is
in courting that Detroit girl.
1t is a dull season when the noun
tain guide doesn't make ascent.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-05-15
Capital punishment making the

bad boys sit with the good girls.
"A ballet-girl is somewhat of a phil.
osopher; she believes in gauze and ef-
feet.