Telegram-herald., 1886-04-22


he o.n i3f the enlargement ~ the .
White House Is explained Miss foLsoa (
explains H.
We cannof tsll g Ds. isoRaa VASE
rsoros Is ga earth again. aai has oeen
appmntsd posillaalsr a. baf CRY.
Dr MARE WALz9s a4s aot been beard
from TO- a week Is iAs loctor in retire
ment wa.fng BRAN ~ ga.r % pantaloous
T. be- halit ilr tasfsfs
Dsteo.t gong to oors ior gas. Where
Is the usef WY not rua yaa main into
ths council chamber when Adj J0Hs
CaElsI gAo0a Is making a sp-ech3
Ihe Chicago Tunes SUSPECTS that Miss
foLsoa Is The long lost star-eyed goddess
~ reform. Tho fumes is still conducted
By " f. sroRa4. does the ghost Of she
old s.ltof mean % insiuuats that O'sOvER
neo,la reformiag
The statement made by the Springfield
Rspu6hsaa that al M0rmons are das-
tardly cowards 10 denied by Salt Lake
paper. lnasmach a. a Mormon Is brave
enough 10 live with tea wives tho denial
is probably correct.
M II zNRI WArrEssoN Announces bis
intention Of sailing iOr Europe May l.
Mr.. WRrrgRsoS better taks bis star eyed
go.ldsss along for ~ are very much
afraid that Mrs Poatmiatress THOMPSON
viii cat her ont AZ Louisville.
A Chicago glrl has just gone insane
FROM over-study. Wha, she studied is
Dot male known. bat the poor child Was
"a tue habit of reading London Punch.
Perhaps she was studying out joke Of
the KIND usually printed III Punch.
The office of L. b ALDRIcH, editoc Of
the dfiaatic Monthly oyerIooks a bury
ing ground. From some Of the articles
appearing ia the Atlantic We are lead TO
b..lieve that the departed have occasion
ally contributed. Notwithstanding Mr.
AluRcas statement that hrs neighbors
never gave bim any manuscripts.
The Saginaw Herald gives currency 10
the report that Secretary WHIrSEY IS
~exiug thing" Tor the next Democratic
nomination For tha Presidency. The re-
port is absurd. Mr WHITNEY can never
hope for nomination on the anything
to treat JoHS RoAcH~ platform. and that
Is nearly sll bis stock IN trade.
The President has named JoHN K Mo-
LEAVs man for postmaster az Cincinnati.
probably hoping 70 p'icate the McLsAN-
PAYNE factions of The Ono Democracy.
We take rote, however, that The Enquirer
- inst az particular AS ever in rs state
msuts tha, CtsvLASo IL liver hearted
Democrat and Rspu5hcsn by instinct.
McLEAv Is evidently after more offices.
Couxressman 3D. DovNFUf.. ~ Michigan.
has introduced 6ill IN Congress provid-
ng FOE the study ~ the nstura - al
cbolic drinks and narcotics. aud their
effects ora the human system. la the mill
tary ami naval academies. Mr. ODoS
SBtl - evidently sndesvoring to frighteo
the boys to death by shoEing them the
dreadfal things that CooErassmeu PM IN
their mout1s to steal their brains.
Tt viii not bs surprising II the terrible
ravsxes oftbe Hood IN Montreal shall be
folio sa,i by sevsre sc31rge ~ sickness.
It will b.. remembered that Boston vas
seriously slfiiciei in this manner after the
water rs,eied in that city. Montreal
seems to ba lsft M q nlnch worse sanitary
condition lbsn wa Boston. The expos
ure CD .ol1 AMI jsmeness winch must
have bean experience 3. followed by the
accumulated flth i=tt ia she streets can
scarcely fsil to make plenty ~ business
for the doctors
Rsv Fsther McNr1rV. ~ Paterson. y
+. ioesut trust his iav anil order busi-
ness e. sa agent but attends to these
little "DETAILS a' jaty dimse.f rsa Phil.
sieiuba Btasffa tails bow aa srscked
lot ~ bis parshioners up back alley
into tavern on Sunday oight. walked
~. pi snfad bra heaai sack against the
ioor. took enc bis peucil ami paper and
sook tbe nanas ~ those present a. thay
i1mpei through the windows. tasted the
unfinished driaSs so that hs conid swear
60 thei~ character ami walked ont
IoHv T. SrEIrVAs. the pngilsst vas in
Joliet on M5niar sn3 Vsitad hts old
frieud. Jos NsgsIv. After q long visit
with fas lsfa eminent politician SrhEr-
vsS walked br'Hgh tae sh -. -vbece.
the raDorf ssgs. Hhs vas lg.ckly ra,aF-
nize,i hv msDv c' tbe e,uVicts. who xsve
hiai a hearty reception There are fsv
men sf large Ia this eoHatry rho wmld
he welcomed bs sa nsnv ,oHvicts ss the
Boetou sia<xsr, and iev THAT fhs outsiia
world have less 1se tor. foHS shoud h..
sfxeu fhe ssivaatage - esnxenial sosietv.
TIE wsnien saoubi sevs stepped sutzida
snd boltesi ihe irnn deer