The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-27
AUGUST KERNELS.
Too hot to hunt chickens.

Brule County Teachers Institute is
in session.
.sWm. Meierstein took in Is bushels
of wild plums Monday.
The hose cart was brought out
Tuesday and Main street wet down.
w. j. Kits has fine field of corn.
most of which Is already out Of the
way of the frost.
The Pukwana base ball club are
expected here tomorrow to play the
Kimball nine.
The GRAPHIC is indebted to Miss
Bertha Plnmmer for its report of the
Normal institute.
Baker has sold his barber business
to Messers. Waterhouse & Turner,
late of Marion, Iowa.
Almost anybody can take comli-
ment when it is thrown at him, but
not everybody knows how to wear it
after he gets it.
There is language of postage
stamps as wells as of flowers. A
stamp placed upside down on letter
means, 81 love YOU"
Self-assurance is a fine thing to
have, my son, if by means of it you
can assure ycurself.that you are not
the biggest toad in your immediate
puddle.
L. y. Larsen is now running the
stage line between kimball and Cas-
talla and promises to look after the
wants Of the public III his business in
the best possible manner.
A little girl lady wrote to her friend:
"Yesterday little baby sister ar.
rived, and papa is on journey. 1t
was bAt piece Of luck that mamma
was at home to take care of it,"
Editors will be glad to know that
one and two dollar bills will again be
numerous as circulating mediums,
congress having directed the issue of
several millions of each denomlna.
ton.
Henry Bloeser's barber shop is
now located next door to Dennis
Ryan's office, where "Hank" will be
pleased to see all of his old custom.
ers and plenty of new ones.
Never speak i'll of yours neighbors,
unless you are dead sure the story is
true, and then don't do it at all
Remember that all neighbors have
their faults and get talked about
and you are your neighbor's neighbor
A true lady or gentleman does not
wait for an "introduction'' to lady.
like or gentlemanly strangers with
whom they are thrown in contact
before being polite to them. There
is difference, however, between civ
ility and confidence.
A little girl, visiting neighbo,
with her mother, was gazing curious
ly at the hostess new bonnet, when
the owner queried: ''Do you like it
Iaura?" The innocent replied: "Why
mother said it was a perfect fright
but 1t don't scare mel"
The Mitchell 1Lail tells it this
way: "Custom is funny fellow. i
is only after the young woman i:
half disguised, as hoy, and planted
sideways OH horse, that she become!
an equestrienne. These long tailed
mysteries are often seen canterins
through Main street"
When the GRAPHIC man returned
from Plankinton last Friday mig ht hi
found a s5-pound watermelon hat
been left for him by E. G. Wills
In its lucious depths the anguish(?l o
the ball game in Plankinton vanished
like hot biscuit down a hired man.
throat. Wills, come III and let III
hug you.
Mrs Robert Noakes has ca
which she has seen bring to the hous
1913 gophers, by actual count, in tn
past three months. How man,
more the cat has caught, Mrs Noake
has, of course, no means of knowing
Seems as though 1t would be goo
idea for farmers to cultivate the ca
moro extensively.
A. Sheridan Jones, of Olivet, Tel
ritorial Supt. of schools addressed th
teachers attending the normal inst
tute on Tuesday evening at tn
opera house. A large number {
Il citizens were also present. Mr.. Jont
gave the teachers many points an
useful advise and was attentiyel
listened to.
Geo. w. Peck and son, of "PecA
Z ,suq,'' found the weather too hot ft
pleas'lrable hunting, and after r
mainlng q few days at Alexandr
&. and bagging e5 chickens, started f'
II the cooling shade of Milwauke
Mr.. Peck writes that he will, if not
3 ing turns up to prevent, come TO XII
ball the coming fall and try II
goose shooting.