The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-11-04
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ia sAs rsos 81 i,is Il icssar tAks vsy
isss fss pe,s. 10 ovsssAis issirssa
Hail no pepper soia Ia Boslos COO
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The .sib ssnss. The ssass u COR
e.s inrossAses
whsa saAa bays porous pisSsSs.
whether be- likes Il ~ not DO gsssssily
sticks 70 biz bargain.
--As ssa~ses ssys IN = rsmsrtshss
ensslSl sssst 30 n - isdsed. u hss
Ls~a AsowE 10 cure even han
There 10 Ns1ssehusstas tovu thss
hss ladies' br~ss band. II u such thing
,Lsi srs driving our yoass nss West
--voo@ 90 stand tight shoss. tight
gloves and light waists. but they vsry
properly dsss tts linz 81 tight husbands.
"A coronsr's Jury 10 Dakota bss found
shst shs dseeassd ''cAns 70 hsf death
from islosioas desire 70 reach . happy
hereafter 7
IA uri,sr IL anxious 70 kpos whether
the colored rscs y dssssiorstisg. We fsas
tia A KAssss segro has died from sss-
ing vssermelon.
IA 10 Bov sir years since George
Fnncis Tnis hss shskss bands
Nth ~ adult human being. Americans
hsvs ) great many things 70 b thankial
TOT.
"A csadidsts Tor tsschsS's position In
Msoomb county. Michissp. wrote Il q.
sm,sssios thss thsrs vsrs Two kinds Of
gepdss. "lsdy snd gentleman.
The umpire has retired 70 winter
quarters. and BY pssissent medical treat
m~nt hopes 10 get Me black and blue sposs
~hi,spsd cut In season for next seasons
campaign.
Wife: "whst do Jos think. my dsar'
That young Mrs. DeIiobson actually
snsbbed me last night" Husband rs il
pcssiLis! What did yon dor" Wife; II
snubbed old Mrs. Jcpkins
The new one dollar silver certificates
have The Likeness Of Mrs. George Washing
iop. They couldn't put Georges phiz on.
btcsuse be never told lie.
--s,rsnger Il left an umbrella here
is.t night Where 10 in Bbopkeeper--
n dovt know.' why you said ! could
lrs,e II here "Yes. bnt il didn't say
Jon d find |. here when you came back.
1t ~as pretty nearly half.past II
O'clock shsn hs began 10 slug How ean
| leave thee" 10 his best girl. Pretty soon
Der papa came down stairs. and be found
out how sasy |. vas Il be only had little
assistance.
Mary Anderson advises yonng women
not TO have anything to do with private
thestricsls. as they have bad effect on
the nerves. She fails TO explain whether
she means The nerves Of the performers or
those Of ihe audience.
1T has been sscertsinsd that there are
several spots IN the Atlantic ocean which
arc over four miles 10 depth They are
nice. quiet spots 10 which "a old whale
can retire TO smoke bis pipe and wonder
over the general wickedness Of mankind.
An Illinois widow left satchsl con-
isiniog thirty I've dollars 10 her carriage.
yourg man found il and returned il 10
lie owner and she married him. This
proves that widows. like republics, are
sometimes very ungrateful.
A little boy named Webster. from
Springfield. visited bis mother. who u III
ct the Massachusetts General Hospital,
and after gazing wondsringly around re-
marked, Thin il the funniest hotel ever
saw; something seems TO all everybody
here"
What pretty children Jon have. said
the new miDister 10 the proud mother Of
three little ones. "Ah, my little dear.
Said be. - be took girl Of i've on his Lar,
ARE you the oldest Of the familyw INC,
msam.' responded the little miss. with |
the usual accuracy Of childhood. my pas
older'n me-
Here boys, stop that 6shsins.
"We Amt lighting. mister; wsars playing |
politics.' what do you mean thsn. BY |
scratching each other. and pulling hair. |
and kicking each others shinsi lob. you
zee. him an me 10 on one side. en- we're
lsttin' The other boys - how much lar
mopy tAess = II ths party"
Here \ . good Irish story. We fancy |
Il hes nos bssu in print before. A pair Of
"svicts" are waiting behind hedge for
their Iaadlssd guns loaded. cooked snd |
ready ios sstion. II Il past The time q
vhich hs va eSpscted 70 90 by. Sthl
shry vsis and wait until a last they b.
ctas nssasy. "Bedsd. Pal" ssys TIN. Il
hbre< nothing has happened 70 The poor
ouId jiuilsmsul"
Deacon Smith l. reporting that you
inst you weOt euanins last Sum.
day" .wslI Deacon smith will gsl him.
self into trouble II be doesn't look cut
III shislshe. II I'm slsd 70 bear ,ou
ssy 20 Robinson. Ididnr think you ssss
man 70 20 suonisg on Sunday. mo. cir,
! did not 20 Cunning on Sunday. and u
pscsssary I've got The 6sh 70 prove Il
--"Ys1," sid KsOtackias. vho had
been 10 The Tar Wsss, indians ~ power
fni fond Of vtiskey. Let 'sm oucs GET
the Assis ot vhisksy. ~ they'll give up
every thing Tor Il; ~ old chief out tn vsst-
srn Dakota offered me : pooy. saddle.
bride. blanket. End I don't ,kpov what
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