The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1886-04-06
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end OF cigar in his mouth.
R. W. tOPE is the su'h"rizpd agen,
OF the sale OF DIR J H. M, Leans Fami
ly Medicines, for WUods6ehi.
/ PA. whv does a man break a promise
80 quickl, 2 Because. M son, it is 90
easy TO make another one"
CHRONIC AFFECTIONS OF THE
! THROAT are promptly relieved bv the
use OF Dr.. }. H. MIL ans Tar Wine
Lung Balm. % cents bote.
What is the difference b, tween q top
II a monument and soIg for one
voice 2-Oae's so high and others
s,io.
Your system is now more susceptihl
TO tie henef's OF reliable med inc than
at any other saasnn. Take Hoods Sar.
sapaJilla.
An exchange savs tho sfall OF the
sktt.ng rink has come We'll il is tine.
The liuk has caused enough falls ii ils
tima.
THAT DREAD TERROR OF
NO rHERS-sutioca,ing cronp,is spee,i
Idly suhdued nv using DR.. j H. Nc
| Lens Tar Wine Lung Balm. rs cents
a battle.
| An old bachelor explains the courage
NJ the Turks by saving that q man ~it
more than one wife ought to be Win g
TO face death at any time
1t m,tt,rs not the age OF sufferers
rom colds, coughs, or Group, "Dr ST.
llers' Cough Syrup" is good for all alike.
Price rs cents.
"Why does the doctor smell of his
cane 2" asked the little eirli,,valid Of her
wicked brother. "He is probably making
the diagnose, sis" said the bad boy.
II we analyze our feeling just litt'f
and are honest, we shall admit that VI
think the .tritt enforcement of all law,
is f'st-rate ,hing-for the otbe. fellow
"Are you o marrying nan2" wa
asked Of somhre.looking gentleman 8
a iecer up-town reception "Yes, sir,
was the promptly reply, "l'm clergy
man"
| Bless mer be said, booking at The
clock. it's after eleven How the tim,
ties! l had no idea it wss SO late i
10 better lats than never, she said, hiding
a vswn.
sBridget. did you hear the door.bell p
I"Yes'm." why don you GO to the
door, then ?" "Sure, an IT'S nobody to
see me. I'm not expecting callers to-
day"
Ibid l understand you to say that Mr.
Fungus conversed altogether 10 the dead
Languages ?" III sail l had inferred rs
much +" From what, pray1" "Fro~
his bresth
"Ive just purchased d minu.ive
saliva dog 2" obser,e ed BO-tnn girl to
friend. IA saliva dogS What sort
of dog Is ,hs,3' why, one that is o
pure extract OF Spi'z
lie said that persons Temperament.
can he judged ny the c,lUr OF the eve.
This is very true. A man OF pu2ili t c
'ispos,ton is prt.y sure to have back
eyes--sooner or later
Jack "Grandma. have you good
teeth 7" G.aniina No, dear; unioItu-
ustsly, / have not Jack: .rbeu I'll
give you my waInuts 10 keep till com.
back
What is. more ns.tv than running
sores, ulcers, pimples, boiis, scrofula,
lerysipelas, etc ? N ", "Dr. Lindsey :
B. GOD Sesrcher" cures :bem sl.
TIE emnen, English physician, Sir
Henry Thompson. considers fish par
tcularly suitable o; tice VI diet for per
sous unable to take much exercise
/ A Connecticut society organized at the
beginning nf the century for protection
against horse thieves, Is now 50 fiou ish-
jig that it has declared . dividend OF
100 per cent.
In japan wealthy owners Of cats have
high respect for them even when they are
dead IL Yedio, al recelt cats fu.
neral, the coffin was covered WITH white
silk pail.
Girls gradust.s In England wear gowns
precisely like those worn bv University
men, and made by the same tailor. The
only way t, tell which from t'olher is to
wait for mouse.
\ Oliver Wendell Holmes SAYS that bad
air, had whisky and irregular habits keep
the doctors alive. He must he mistaken.
Those very things have killed several
doctors in this city.
|. AT no other time in lie Is o man &C
tconpletely Upset by thres's as st The
tender sge Of four, when bis mother tell.
him she is going to ca't aside his 6rss
trowsers and put him back 10 frocks.
| A teacher observed huge blot OF ink
on boys copy-bJok, What is that ?
he demanded. Sure, think its q tear,
sir "A tear! How could tear be
black = Sure, think wan y the col.
ored boys dropped it, sir
NERVOUS irritation and pains 10 the
region OF the X dneys and bladder sr.
promptly cured by the use Of Dr. J. H
McLssa's Hom opathic Lvor and Kid
ney Balm.
. With what an sir OF calm superiorit.
. hen will gohble worm t-r the roos.
ter has scistchsd il up. There are lots
, OF hens In the world.
Itch, Fruirie Mdnge. and Scratches oi
I. every kind cured in 80 Minutes by Wool
fords Sanita,y Lotion. U.e no other
This never fails Sold hy r. W Pope
nr,cu;et Wnc3.6aId Oh;n 40 2