New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-08-31
Mr. Bayard does have hard luck. With these
Mexican complications multiplying he never car
ind leisure to consider the fisheries outrages.

Mr. Bayard does have hard luck. with THESE
Mexican complications multiplying, he never can
fnd leisure to consider the fisheries outrages.
The Brooklyn Eagle is evidently of the opinion
that Chairman OBrien is by no means the only
member of the Democratic State Committee wfo
needs to be taken firmly by the ear and led into the
outer darkness. 1t prints the names OF all inc
| members and then remarks, "on considerable
number of that committee considerations OF 'uorai
argument OF of public opinion would be as 1utiIe
as the singing of psalms to dead horse" lhis ID
tolerably plain talking but when The TRIBUNE
went to press this last of the August mornings each
and every member of the committee was as uhre-
signed as the typical oifice-hoider.
Yes if the rage for Jumping off the Brooklyn
Bridge continues the directors OF that structure
NAV find it necessary to require every person who
designs to cross to give bonds with the approved
sureties that he will abstain from making the
grand dive Or perhaps they will select one day IN
each month to be known Crank's Day. to be set
apart for the use of the jumpers.
Sedcwick was sent to Mexico to investigate
Brigham and Cutting. Fair play is jewel. Cut
ting and Brigham ght now be instructed to inves-
tigate Sedgwick.
The name of Mr.. Harrison II. Oliver, of Bolton
Tex, is now filling the Southwestern trump Of
fame Mr. Oliver has 101 bullet wounds in his
body and sixty of the 101 bullets are still concealed
about his flesh. That is certainly good deal OF
lead for man to carry around with HIM, but II
Mr. Garland did not have still larger quantity
of brass In his cheek he would have resigned the
Attorney rneralshp long ago. Oliver is doubtless
good second when it comes to harboring metal in
the human form, but Garland is easily first.
The story OF his sedgwicks reads almost like
a romance. "Thcy decked him out with flowers and
have been but little room for the bouduet, hut the deed
done in kindness BY the jolly youth OF the Mexican
thus make Envoy eedgwick. weaied by long and
hurried Journey so utterly forget .nauahra cutting.
doui tess given him large head by THIS time ana
that G OF nt s W Ne LOT inc
The same Kind of a head which Titania decked
with flowers. If The TimeSs shocking story be
true and for the credit of American diplomacy
we hope it is false-the dialogue between the
Special Envoy and the gilded youth might have
teen insp red by This PASSAGE
snout-O Bottom thou art changed; what do see
Bottom-what do you see = You see an ASS head OF
'V ouinceEBIess thee Bottom bless thee thou art
translated. , - -,
me- to fright If they could but VIII not stir from
this place. do what they can. Will " ak up ana DOVE
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The New-York correspondent of The Providence
Journal writes that THE TRIBUNE is even making
itself the apolpgst for and defender of the unex-
ampied rottenness in our public affairs here IN the
city, We respectfully advise The Journal to watch
this correspondent closely. He has demonstrated
that ne is a shameless rascal.
When Mugwump journalism exposes the private
character of Mugwump diplomacy and OF rival
Mugwump journalism to boot, disinfectants should
be freely used by the public.
The new Collector Daniel Magone did not wait
until September l. as he intended to do to relieve
Mr. Hedden, but took Office yesterday. Did Mr.
Magone take offence at the seeming dscourtesy of
Mr. Hedden in making several appointments
Saturday to please the Brooklyn Patronage Com
mttee I lie evidently determined that Mr.. He'd
den should not steal any more of his thunder.
Iyins's resignation of his $4,000 berth would
cause almost as much surprise as Garlands retire
ment from the Cabinet.
Mr. Cleveland's two-pound trout is said to have
been "loaded." That is not the only thing about
the President that Is i'll the same condition. One
Garland Attorney General by grace OF the occu-
pant of the White House, is not only loaded, but
overloaded with Pan-Electrity of aggravated
type The trouble with Garland is that he won't
go on-and stay off