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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

THE amenities Of q minister's position
are very numerous-Nerchant Trareler.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

A SAFE burglar" is one in the peniten-
ary.-Ifd-B Bits.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

MOVES in the best society," fan.-Hdrt-
ford Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

1t is said that lady's standing in socie-
ty can easily be determined by her dress
at the breakfast-table; an expensive, snowy
costume indicating that the wearer has not
yet learned the properties. But no one
need be afraid of being called ''shoddy,"
il her loveliness is as apparent by day
never the attendant of disease; above all,
Of those diseases peculiar to women, and
which find a ready cure in DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" Prize reduced
to one dollar. By druggists.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

The 'sold reliable"-Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04
Salt Rneum

=. ,,s most common Of all skin diseases. ana -
an exceedingly disagreeable- The skin Deco"a
dry md hot. grows red and rough, ana ofien ofea0
,nso painful cracks, while small watery pmpies -
pear in great numbers, discharging tnln 49,
mid causing intense itching. Hoods sarsapanls
10. vonderful power over this disease IL punnes
the blood and expels the humor. and the SKIN nean
without q scar. 49, n
.Ihad SAT- rheum over nearly my entire BODY. ~
4. ,mpossible TO describe my suYerings- When Pc
IAN 10 take Hoods Sarsaparilla the disease oeee
10 .ubside, the watery pimples, with their asonis
itch and pain disappeared, ana now ~" ouisS
LYMAN ALLEN, No. Chicago, Ill y
.IsufYered from wakefulness and low spihLs. -
Also had eczema on the back of my head and NECK.
which was very annoying. / took one pottie
Hoods Sarsaparilla. and have received 30 Mu1n
henest that am very grateful. and am always
glad TO speak good word for Hoods sarsapsflA
MRS j. s. SNYDER, Pottsville, Pa
Hoods SarSaparilIa
Sold by all druggists. Il; six for Is Prepared "
C. l. HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries, LOWELL Mass
100 Doses One Dollar
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

HE Governor of North Carolina to the
Governor of South Carolina-Shake!- .Ha
con Telegraph.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thornpson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. pc.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

IN racing all yachts show great deal Of
tack
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

GLKNN's Sulphur Soap purifies and beau
tifies the skin. Hills Hair and Whisker
Dive, black or brown, SOC.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

SOME one SAYS: money is close" Grab
it then.-Ner Hauen Nescs.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

him so full of holes that his frame
wouldn't make sitter, but when the
train did finally pull in they took a
good look at the noted murderer, and
then walked away.
Two years ago young farmer Of
Nottoway County. Va, fell in love with
a pretty girl. He was an F. +. ", she
a simple village maiden. But she didn't
love him. because she loved another,
and she told him so. At this the feeble
brain of the young man gave way and
he was sent to the Eastern Insane Asy-
lum at WILLIAMSBURG. Just before the
day set for the marriage of the girl to
the man she loved, he was thrown from
his horse and instantly killed. When
the news reached her she became a
raving maniac, and she, too, was re-
Gently taken to the asylum, and now
she and the man who went crazy for
love of her are under the same roof
~ Y. Sun.
The autograph bore, says the Bos-
ton journal, is a prominent person at
large meetings and conventions. Usu-
ally the collector is woman of most
sociable dispo sition, whose designs
would not be suspected from her inno-
cent manner, but after lively and
agreeable conversation she surprises
her victim by the demand for m auto
graph and will not be refused. A
prominent clergyman of this city was
recently conversing with young
woman of apparent culture and refine
ment when suddenly she pulled from
her pocket a small book and asked if
he would oblige her with six auto
graphs! 1t appears that she had under
taken the duty of collecting for her i've
dearest friends.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

DoN'r fail to read ad. OF McMullen Wow
on Wire Fence Co. Name this paper.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

A STATUE becomes smaller when it rains;
1t is q statue wet
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-12-04

Crows never kick up disturbance With
out caws-Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17
Succession of D. F. Glesener.
State OF Louisiana, Parish of st. Tam.
many-Eightsenth Judicial Distric,
Court

By virtue of an order of sale from the
honorable the aforesaid court, and to
me directed. bearing date June 90, leS6-
will proceed to sell at public auc-
ton. on the premises Of the decreased,
in the town of Vaudeville. in
this parish and State, ON THURS
DAY. the 5th day of August, 1886. be-
tween legal sale hours, tue following de-
Seribed property, to-wit:
Real Estate.1
Tie undivided one-half of certain
lot Of ground. situated in the town of
Vaudeville. parish of st. Tammanv,
State Of Louisiana, in the square COM
prised within Girard. Claiborne. La
dtts and Jefferson streets, designated
- No. IL. on q certain diagram or
sketch annexed to act passed before me,
d. 81. Low, anotary public in New Or
leans, on the 97th Of September, lS4y,
said lot Of ground measuring. American
measure. 81 feet, inch and 10 lin, 8
front on LATTE street, by l6O feet front
on Jefferson street, together with all the
buildings and Improvements thereon.
NovABLEs.1
One Barber Chair, one Looking Glass,
One Bedstead. one old Safe.
One marble-top Table (broken.)
One lot of Clap-boards.
-Four grown Chickens.
Terms Of sale, cash.
w. b. Cook, Sheriff.
Covington, La. June 20. 1886.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17
Valuable Property for
Sale.

The following described property is
offered for sale:
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17

@-Tn connection with the general
mercantile business OF this house, the
proprietor has established a neat BAR
ROOM, where he will keep the finest OF
Wines, Liquors, Lager Beer, Cigars, etc.
constantly on hand, and at prices to suit
the times.
COVingtOn, Ia.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17
Jules Hsrbelin vs.. His Creditors
The State Of Louisiana, Parish Of st.
Tammsny-Eighteenth Judicial Dis.
trict court-NO. 1921.

BY virtue of an order of sale from the
honorable the aforesaid court, and to
mo directed. bearing date June %, 1886.
will proceed to sell at public auction.
at the door of the Courthouse, in the
town Of Covington, parish and State
Aforesaid, on SATURDAY, the 7th day
Of August 1856, between legal sale
hours, the following described proper
~, to.wit:
1. Two certain lots of ground, with
the buildings and improvements there
on, situated in the town Of Lewisburg,
parish and State afol esaid. in the square
comprised within Sassafras, Magnolia,
Hickory and Copal avenues, Nos. 81
and 50. "a per plan of said town, drawn
by Bougsrall. measuring 1872 feet front
Oh Sassafras avenue by 800 feet deep
and front on Hickory avenue, all French
measure.
2. Lots Nos. and 2, in the town of
Lewisburg, parish and State aforesaid.
assessed in the name of N. Fouche es-
tate, acquired by insolvent at tax sale,
April Is, 1885.
8. Two dozen chickens, more or less,
now in the woods.
1. About seven pigs.
3. Twenty-Five pounds of silk, now
seized.
Terms of sale, cash,
w. B. Cook,
Sheriff and Ex-Officio Auctloneer.
ObvinQtow, La, JiIRs "a. 1886.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17
Succession of Mrs. S. II. Rotchtord

Bv virtue Of an order of sale from
the honorable the Eighteenth Judicial
District court, in aud for the Parish OF
st. Tammany, State of Louisiana, bear.
ing date June q. 1886, and to me
directed
will proceed to sell at public auction
ct the door Of the Courthouse, in the
town of CovinRton, Parish of st. Tam
many. State of Louisiana, ON SATUR-
DAY. 7th day Of August. 1886, between
legal sale hours, the following described
property, to-wit:
Two lots of ground, situated In the
parish Of St. Tsmmsny. State of Louis
lana, designated by the numbers two
and three, fronting on the Tchefuncta
river. and measuring. in superticies, lot
No. Z, ~ 50-lOO acres. and lot No. 8,
- 78-1OO acres, bounded ON the left by
lands Of Nina PsreLt, on the right by
lot No. 4, together with the buildings
aud improvements thereon, the whole
according to plan made by Matthew
Dicks, Surveyor OF the Parish of st.
Tsmmany, on the 7th day Of May, 1870,
acquired by Mrs. Sarah n. Eotolford
by purchase from the succession, of
Chas. Parent, by act passed before Tb.
Buisson. notary public, in the city of
New Orleans, June IA, 1871.
Covington, La, June %. 1886.
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1886-07-17

I'M UInIUTE tI'tNH, Nv II III I UNtk / UU
Children Half Price.
Cotton, from Old Landing to New
Oilaans, % cents per bale.
Freight received daily at the Louis
vile and Nashville freight depot, head
of Girod street
For further information apply to
X. BADON, Covington. La.
Or To W. G.. COYLE,
No. IL C"rondelet street. New Orleans.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

First Baptist Church, Fourth street
near James Rev. d. J. Pierca, pastor.
Rev. 3 2. Davis, editor North Pacific
Baptiat@ published &c Portland. viii
nreach 81 II a. n. and address the Lake
Union misaion Of .. N. Rev. ID. J. p cree,
pastor. will preach % I ,, IA. on the Great
Invitations Whoaoever Will
Rev, D. }, Pierce win address jackson
stress minsioa At { ?. N. Young peoples
meeting e D. "a.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

ONina = - - e b1na oum1allls1
- Dcle - ne8 e . e1E1g1 $500
80 ID 1nE e. - EE111 1gB ezs1-
rIs4 ~ ma, sd EANEm mg1 1GLEE ~
Mm4 mtnEa Hnanka fuE ~ hlai1Gaas ]
prupuB % alaas &C. ny enalEa gAcak Ct
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19
NIscRLLAXEoUs WAYrS=

ALL SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS
n and Christmas Tree Committees Il
call as the Golden Rule Bazaar, and In
spect the display Of goods there calcuins
Cd = make the hearts Of the little enes
RlAd. Gail there before gaing elsewhere,
ols * LUbk 4 CO.
ONE OR TWO WELL FURNISHED
~ roma within I've MINUTES walk Of
postcfIlce, b. two einRiS No. Addrsss
box t76. dls
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19
Writing Desks,

Handsome Rosewood Writing Desks very cheap
G % II Id - E ~ %.
large assortment Of TOdds gold pens and pencils; psu.
erS in gold, pearl, ivory and rubber. -
No sOld PEN with sr.s class rubber holder su.h. r.
gentleman, price 81
Ne. with nice rubber holder, for lady, priOs 81
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

A wasp vent buzzine 10 his work,
And various things did tackle
He stuna q bog and then a dog,
Then made q rooster caokle;
And Less BPon Star Streets cheek
He settled down 20 dFlll;
He prodded there for half "a boar,
And then-ha broke bis bill.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Toilet soap ct HAsasOUCE 4 TEAa4'a.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19
Linen Handkerchief,
Plain hemstitched printed styles; all the new designs
embroidered in colors, embroidered in white,
scoloped borders ETC., etc.

The Iae includes every grade Of material and all
the new and original designs many Of them not shown
before this season.
And we viii add that We intend to maintain our
reputation Of having the best assortment and better
values In Handkerchief than any house in Seattle.
These goods are marked at low and uniform rate Of
profit like the balance Of cur stock, and as we are
not In the habit Of giving bats, inducing trade By
selling articles at half their cost, are not CON-
PEELED 10 add the prices Of fancy articles and hO
day goods, as is too frequently done in this city.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Ihia booth rs ID charge % Msadamss
Allsn, OAlhoan and Bsna, uho had for
sale many exquisite articles q fancy
work doastea b ne ladies and NE
fxtanda of ne eaass.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19
OPERA GLASSES, Etc,

We have fine stock Of Opera Glasses Socse gOp6qu u
mAire and other French glasses Also field and marine
and large reading glasses.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Tkla little agelasla Was eiesn b ~
eAlldFeD ander TIE tRsiraetions and
Guit1nea q nrA Scarty, Ma Hnghss
and Mta, Wsiaan5 ne eAil3rsn ae9ail-
ted themsslTea femarkabiy Neli, sAaa
lnR mach eAFefai aaady 80 ihelF pAFt,
end Ne exkfaHa easo and pa4ieaes
whieh hna hmm takan 81 ne aAawsI
nmme8 ladies h hginalnR them 10 fsal
snGA eanadsnee - taaaaaiwes. an4 II
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

The barrels Of money rolled 0us two
weeks ago are beinR iadioiooslg en-
pended for the children Of the Baptist
eaoday School, and evsFy scholar will
msnt ID also intended, and the rooms
vail ring with rejoicing that egeminn.
for az entertainment later ia the weed.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

- Glnnr fsln - rln1s.s -
Ia a aR f1ne - W
81r11zTs ns . bsNztz D -
-
Xssa N1zal wuas Brrs g. n.
nE e - na ID AmnnF
n maaa VISA hmanaifna aee
fne % send fsm ahis ar1aa M1rf $3.50
y smrs bsanG aa Essf1E. tsEiina -
0ar I'D alima1a 2n8 - eulfssaaa1
- qlF Door
FaIIg 10 ahasrsn si~nss a. Esisszs.
NE18 ~ nEtzg q zsssazl. BTi1En - -
iupsElas1 hnn9 e - a1nans- ~ =
E4oail - - pas1 - aaAo1l 1ayn q ~
go1l1l EaaA enpA wIgan afsaT Ms
nans his r4aea % biEfh E4sFy aHee&nm
~ sn4 Dntges aEa Enamy 81 tbe eBzn1xisa
- Eze1pe. wean gnggaaamas1 IN fho lie.
01s i5rlie eeLleH. Hilh . arual 1eai e
augles pa ds@a AmssbEEy e. his plsss
~ hiFfh.
Rxsscisss e fAEs kfna ahouls sd 3
piaoa - "a pzhlie nnhsola r. - -
pEDpsF WaT e efnd9 ISesr1fura. 5 i
brinaf1g 80 fas-c9 nanr q han1, mak-
InN 80 4battaat onuaruts. Ms aEaFE
On TIE pMrt 81 oaE puhlis aabool tensk-
aBs - eul1iga2s aAe igVe lnE gosd litern-
tass nmonN kbafE papiln y ene 81 ihs
nrlga1css ples1aFea e Rsod isaeainR.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

A much larger audisnca uas presaal
on thia egaolng thAA ne niGht hefoss,
awtng paFasy ~ Ne weather heinE moTS
favorable and partly - The exaxa inaaaa
menta ahia nelna tne night thai lie lit,
90 onea we're b ave tAeir cperatta. IL
hroom afin wss aEst % the program,
and, u peGsihle. was BITTER txscated
than On Wednesday night. he parties
pa q apRsaFtee - have mere osnadenes
u thensslVsa asd h their cffiieAi aaai
anoe. Zee featuFe pArticalAFly pseas
ing. a. well e. dllilculi 10 exrcatlan. ~.
tha Aavanst drlil. whish resolved saagas
a. Aua,launa
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Henry Lobe, Who vas for some time
connected With the Golden Rale Bazaar,
Of SEATTLE bat lattsFly has been running
the Taeons branch store, has finally
s1ceambed 10 The insvitahls. AID IL noe
. benedict. The young iady's name
vas Miss Nay AyMtk.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

MF. and Mrs.. a. Eisshberg, Of I7I3
California street, san Francisco, have
Issued cards annonnsinR the marFiaes
Of their sister, Miss Anna Adler, 70 M.
Henry 3. Simon, on Wednesday,,
January 5. 1887. Mr.. 6imen was Tor
merry = well known besinesa m4n Of
Seattle, bsing senior paFtner 10 the Grm
Of Simon q Bfownsfone.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Cards have been received announcinQ
the marriage Of Miss Rosa Roatein to
Mr.. Max 9erson, e The residencs Of Mr..
and Mrs. kosteins in Victoria, on Saa-
day, January 2, 1887. Miss Ros.ein
friends JOIN In cordial congratulations
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

ne Misses Terry, Struva and HenFy
were hasily oosapied Ia dsEirioatinR Ne
teoshnome gueetneats hers Oh sAie. fna
candies we're hone made and Wefe OF
ths teat. oeiua maae By Ma HaTFine
ton. Mra strive. Aiaa HalieF, Ms.
0seen, Mra. 0'Fooia. Mrs Mcoa'sAy,
Mra kimhall, h1Fa Joe MeNaagAt aud
Mra. Kanohara. Only Que criticism aan
- vuntnfed heFa. and thai h thaa tie
ntork Waa exhausted toag before all wsFe
nNtiahef.
nanciun haEAn econ After thA dfin
Waa over and eantinaad Until miduiRht.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Mrs. LeAFy and hFe. W. II. Il. Gre .
presided ever this dspAEtmeat and we're
kerl very baag attending 70 We many
calls for Ices. eto. M. BAiiay 0Atasst
va - veil pieassd with lha brsom
dEin tnat q its eaaeinaioa Be invited
tha anaiFo company 10 pAKtAee Of ~
fraNhmanfa a aha borth
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19
Brief mention of few of the many thou.
sand articles in this store viii
be found below:

We oner oaf sets OF = Dickens IN Is 70
vOLi BulweI in II vol, At $3.50 per set.
"Ihackeray" very Ene edition, in 1
Illustrations, for 50.
The complete works Of
Ia N A'eott, 8 vol, Cooper Sea
Birthday Library, vol, Hums's Ii
Miss ROnge's History, 5 vol, Cooper lie
BrOnte, vol, VOL,
Miss M.rtineau History Of history Of
England, vol, ROtte
Ancient History, Rollins. vol. Victor Hu
. History Of England Macaulay, History Of
5 vol, Goethe'S '
Half hour with best authors, Schiller's !
4 vol, Shakespeal
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-19

Mira Iennlnaa and Ms. Lyum ocaa
Pied thia hoatA. aud we're prepared 70
eel aaythlng from hae-toeth oonb 10
q twenty-hve dollar ottoman Whlsh rs
made and presented 30 TIE eooisty by
our Goueroas- hearted apholstofaF, M.
Vahibnsh. Nearly he entire contents
e thia beoih WsFa donatiaaa uads hy
Heatile mefchants, vie, we are glad 70
notiee, are always ready 10 extend =
helpin9 hand towards all charitable Ub-
laotA
The Lambertville record., 1886-12-29
This production is divided as follows
CANE SUGAR

To this should be added 1,GO0, 900 tons
grown and consumed in India, China and
other non-exporting countries, making the
estimated worlds production of sugar for
the year $3.50, 900 tons. Assuming the
worlds population to be 400. 600 600
this would allow an average per capita
consumption of 0 2-5 pounds for the CON-
ing year.
Statistics show, however, that sugar like
some other good things in this world, is not
distributed evenly. Great Britain consumes
more sugar per capita than any other conn.
The Lambertville record., 1886-12-29

Sad Consequence of the Mistake often
Made by the Housewife.

Every one knows the meaning of that sig.
niticant word, "Flurry." An acquaintance
of ours graphically describes it as being
"all in heat and trsmble, ready to scold
Or cry" And where could we find the
housewife who has never felt any of the
symptoms, never had to endure premonitory
spasmsl ALL from the gypsy in the cara
van to that important parsonage in baronial
halls who always appear in black silk, we
all at divers times hAve felt fiurried, not one
exempt, so that the most fiurried among us
all may take some comfort from that fact.
Nevertheless, it is o mistake to get furried;
the reins of government, both at home and
personal concerns, are dropped, and conse.
quently everything goes wrong in every
department. And it is so easy to get fur.
ried, not the least difficulty about it what
ever for oyerwork and bodily weakness are
not the principal agents in bringing it about.
snch little things put us in furry some-
times falling cipder, burned crust, a few
minutes extra absence ON the part OF the
poor domestic, loud rap, the sight of
| dressy visitor, the non-arriyal of the Joint
for dinner, dusty plate, o cobweb, Whit
oh, what furry we are in! and once in,
how hard to get out II is like the first
impetus given to ball down grassy slope,
lower and lower We fall. Everything goes
on to the same tune, as though the first
furry had given the key note.
We get up some morning to find the
kitchen fire hardly burning ct all, through
the wood not having been put to dry fresh
wood is heaped ON to bring the kettle to the
boil; the milk for the coffee is put ON the
fire and forgotten, because we are looking
after something neglected the previous
night, SO it boils over, we rush to catch up
The saucepan, but too late, the most of the
milk is lost, the remainder spoiled with dust,
the fire nearly put ont, the bacon covered
with something like pepper and the atmos-
phere of the room Is g choky.r After all
these calamities of course the breakfast is a
most unpleasant affair, we hardly eat any
thing at all, everybody has to hurry because
It is so late; Tom forgets his lunch, and
some one has TO run after him Nellie falls
over the coal scuttle conveniently placed in
front OF the door in the passage receives
good sized bruise end sets up still bigger
noise kind adieus are forgotten. important
messages also, and we are left in state bor-
dering on distraction fiurried out and out
OF course nobody ever desires to be fur
ried, and everybody hments the sad con-
sequences. Sometimes through getting fur
ried whole serias of mishaps ensue:
Salt is used instead Of sugar, hot cake put
fiat on the hearth, apples thrown on the fro
end the peelings safely kept, wrong answers
given, angry words spoken, trusty ser.
want gives notice, children think mother is
not SO nice rs she might be. husbands look
moody-wishes he had only crust without
Aurries rather than stalled OK with them,
or that he waa the member of some club
not obliged to come home except for bed
and oil beoaune woget furried. The House
pic.
The Lambertville record., 1886-12-29

"How do you tell whether m egg is
fresh or not ~ was asked of Reade street
produce dealer recently. The dealer pick
ed out seven eggs, and dropped them into
a tub of water. THAT egg ne said,
which went plump to the bottom was
laid to-day. Those two which stopped
when they got to within two inches OF the
bottom were laid yesterday. Those two
swimming around through the middle were
laid three days ago that one on top, abont
third out Of water, is probably week
old; and that one standing up like a cork
is old enough to be gray. They never get
qnite old enough to rise out of the water
into the air. That water has two ounces Of
salt to every pint in it. But the only way
to be sure of getting fresh eggs is to buy
from the hens"