New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-13

onan,s savs thu, m eaitor. when he Is writing with
pencil might be said to be pushing the SMITH ~
editor would be pretty apt to push him. r. S-Down
| stairs.-t Horrlst0wn Herald
The great men are with us yet. Christopher Columbus
Is teaching school ut Tabor. Iowa. and william snakes
pere is expounding Blackstone somewhere In Michigan
well. known woman of Washington created some.
thing OF sensation In Episcopal church, the Othef
sunday by walking up the aisle with pair OF opera
glasses carried in the most conspicuous manner. b ba
mistake ana explained 10 her friends that she usually
kept her book and opera glasses togetuo
This Illustrates the necessity OF drawing decided line
In the bnrenu drawer, between the chHcn anu INC
TOrld.-tSpringfeld Union.
A student of spinoza defines Grover Cleveland rs
set-oonscious. self existent Ego"
ia. ha! ha" laughed Detroiter he met lawyer
at the post office yesterday; but very funny thlDs
occurred In connection with my trip to Chicago last
weok."
"Yes 2"
stopped at of the big hotels, you know and the
walked right of WITHOUT saying 2 word, and never
thought Of the matter again until half way home"
Wonder what they'll think !"
"why," replied the lawyer, IA he drew a letter from
his pocket they have already forwarded me request
to sue and collect Tho bin Is SO 75 and my fees are
81 25 Please call at the oice at once and save ex-
pense?'-tDetroit Free Press
Since the accession of Pope Leo XIII. forty four
Cardinals died OF the Cardinals created By Pope
Plus TX twenty six are still living, the remaining
thirty -four have been created by Leo KILL There are
now ten vacancies In the Sacred College. Cardinal
Newman is the Oldest OF the Cardinals There are now
1908 dignitaries In the Roman Catholic hierarchy.
NO." said FOgg I'm tired OF going out visiting. II I
call Oh Brown he's to bore me to death with Dis
everlasting brag about his dog; If 90 to Blacks he'll
talk OF nothing but that cOniounded horse OF his and a
whites shall hear OF nothing but his hens therefore,
prefer to stay ut home and enjoy myself" But my
dear lnterpOsed Mrs F., the satOn will hardly
be more improving, II usual you date on pipes and
tobacco" Yes, my love-" replied F0gg Dm you
should remember the difference do the talking -
Boston Transcript.
The average salary Of the Methodist preachers OF tue
Baltimore Conference is $7S5 year. Sixty preachers
some NJ them married. receive less than this amount
aud one receives only $lGO.
husband who had incurred the anger OF ms WIIo .
terribe yr.go seeks refuge under the bed come ou!
M that YOU brgand, you rascal you assassin;
scresmed his gentle companion. NO, mhualnH, ~ u.
Tenl,ed calmly won't como ont. am eolnH "
sh NV Won that shall do please In my own houso'
French joke
The pictorial craze has reached Kentucky ana some vi
the papers in that State publishing the portraits OF
the polite and gentemanly barkeepers so numerous IN
the land OF blue grass and whskey. This makes
easy for the polite and gentlemany Editors to step I'D
aud have something
az hone the guinea hens won't annoy you, Mr. Jones'
sad the country landlady. city people gener,a,Ss,
object 70 their noise" Don't mention It, Ms Slnien
yenied Jones I'm used 70 such things. NY helghpor9
In the city are nearly all musea lrahScrP