The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-12


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~ kossss batter " the sasi
"a IT, ,sas ksbrHss rae % leg snh
bs.s~d tsvssL. sss;sne tor bsss
Ina ssrlOns ises iLss vtsssses .
Bris.ss P.rissGss, gets into boa vs'sf y.
sass w d,sscava
As Essiisb sssisr ssplslss b. de-
vo,aas 70 The sposs by ss,iDs that 4 is
s..Ls e,l, s@asrDeit tbs ssbss ever
hasN
ia, .sssms ss getting 20 loo that
speekl.l ssai a the faiufs ell have 70
have ls~s. s.d Lauys ~ sss sfoasd like
scoirhnrt
"A cel.ssd woman as heard inioru :
in9 . o. isLisos that The storm tbs
eight lsisss is,sLsSs-J her 90 she 'sLo' ;
hts % A.Lpss
- t,sss old lsl, rceSily s''a - s.d
din p,s~sbls p.sr u ns,'r.os. s'lins
PIN. ssI motto ~esksa ou csfis sfi
rvaa,s1: ..fishs va.
do yoa bnos The isinss II IN cath.
p.snr' irqnlrsd ,sr ladxs. We'll. !
sssksa | os,s, 500 reply MY bus
bud i,,s,s r.s-I hat "
wh~s 80 u u lsai ipe Ia fa,.t 81 a
Lsfi 49,. .:.f. ~, /. s,ssis -nd iun
oa, lie taAsi ssuy~. DAAoss msn
knvs. IL. iiss q. - Hr.h
"A aaab.s Pnii.i~ipLis la.iies hsvu
fvr.s.l al a-.,ei.,.,n to ~, myuisns fft
bss,.iua. |, u e,le.taf~-t shst ,ey
.srs" ttss tsr, 1ss 'rsp.
~ We, y NOR. pathetic than 10 sss tie
s,m pIs isiih With uhieh bald headed
mso -ili buy an i,falIIbls hair restorative
from taid, hesd@d barber
IA man rscsn,ly died 10 : Phiiadsl
phis restaurant while waiting Tor his
bssshsssl. There sss some Of The slovsst
psopls 10 the sorld 10 Philadelphia
n = ~. Du-, sl.erry Nov. luss loot Il
ibosc nsnh.i.i II anything viii shrink
more irom ~ssbips III like " kuoS
sLst Il 4. Ms. Dasenbesfy- A DO, will
~, dear.
--iA~,cr- Nov. AIR Wihsss. sre you
siillpa 10 lemn'y swear tbs. the chair
~a, i.e,pg tue .as,y kelnemUr. sir. the
- ialuess u le,lnr, Witness = Well, !
soIt swes,. tus la bet yea ~n dollars Il
us,
vita. yfung Bikps Is irrupr, ssib'e,
,xcl.imel old HotsLot, referring to
Msnd's youps man. he positively Won't
b. 81 dosu upol. oh. yes. he will.
pui In little WiIlie. "ssk Maui II he
xou't."
III hope. johnny" said tho Sunday
school Teacher u her lev scholar. "that
yoar psseb,s s,s good Chri.iiAns. well.
- H." replied JOHNNY. AN ~ used 10
br, Int 1 guess L~'sa little cur VI lrac-
t,cr nos
IL IL the Coupr. ..iouslis, Of Boston
that clos,. ~ obituary uoiice With the fol-
ioSssg tss1st s,uLisaons paragraph: He
~. twiru a.s,,i,sl, aud leaves widow
Ike minded Ma, God multiply such un.
cvipluvu ssrssLts.
III. k.v Mr.. Chsdbsnd announcing
his iriil Were there Lot ten? Where
Arr ,Lv linsY ALPHABETICALLY Where are
tnr L.s.f'' Fro.hiuglam iron tbs rear
toS They're ou tho sest side getting
reed, ivr tue DsirvI,s
loma, l~Lo had Just received se
ser a, L.,ug) An really 20 bad msm-
u.4y Aiss,n4 Yvs. Tommy. you srs :
,,,y III boy. Towuy ln Aectivsly)-
Wr,l. ~, s.y. msmus, 1 tLlDk you ought
" b. sssl sisrs glad amt twinsl
Ho.sl Clerk to isrmerD Will you
tex,.,.r p.sss.y Farmer = Will ! do what?
Clerk Register. Slsn your name in this
bookS Farmer = Not much. young TELLER.
W doet GET We 10 sign my name on any
paper. I've br~u beat oncet, and that's
'noueb.
"A little fellow. between three and -four
ysars o. ~. ~ asksd what biz kitty did
Ia nsht between her aud dog "Well. :
ssid BE-. ''sLe bumped up her back y high
q she, could, she made her tell - big -
sAs could. ssd then she bisv her nose 10
bic lace"
Ia y told In Washington that altar =
certain sssssor. noted Tor bis sbssnt mind
sdasss, came 70 this city for short Witt,
this msmorsndum w. found 10 biz room
.Thiuss 70 take along: Que pair Of socks,
QUE shirt three collars. one pair Of cuiIs.
one vile"
= Es.Lrn youog lady 10 western yoong
mani We vsrs disappointed il not get
t,us c.sds 10 your s,ster's Wedding. Mr.
urrsxy. We're there no cards1 Nj
uU,xy : Meii-.rr. sisisr d'dat play any
has sous u ~ bsl little tso dollar gam.
sksr tie IIS,stsf sot away.
There u much discussion ~ 70 th'
propr,sty Of putting "bcodIe" into The
dicsioSsry. A. u ~ould have 70 come On
dor .De " snd consequently alter alder
sAs. sud - IL Is cell knosu that alder
mAu y always sftsr ''boojis" Il would. VI
think. loot vsty much out Of placs.
--MiMrsss TO applicant Tor cook :
wL.s ssp<swlcs Lsss you had = cook
Avpisdx1t--l Gus siven years 10 NE Lash
plssx, us@. Mstsess Why did yos
i~sys tsrur Appi,csnt The msstLes 90
ulslrssA 10th died. maa. Mis'ress -Whs
dsI ,s., de w ApplieAn, indiss.ssoo
~ssa.
Al = sxcr,.t N, c4ius Of Texas editor,