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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03
RAILROAD STOCK.
dow IL Il SCALED In" In the Territory Of
Dakota.

Hou It Il "Called In" In the Territory Of
Dakota.
A man was one day making trip on
o ''mixed" train on q Dakota road.
Passage on these trains is never taken
except for journeys of considerable
length; walking is as easy and much
faster for short distances. On this 90
casion the movement was even more
deliberate than usual and the passen-
ger called the conductor TO his seat
and said:
isn't this motion pretty slow?"
swell, we amt flying, I'll admit
"Sure everything's all right7"
"I think So"
"Wheels all greased"
eyes, creased them myself"
sTires all on?"
ayes, we run through the creek back
here and soaked up the wheels so they
would stay"
"Any spokes looseP"
"No."
"You are certain the wheels are all
On the railse"
"They was when l came in"
Couldn't be possible that any of
them are off and the axle dragging.
could it?"
al guess not"
"Are we going up hillp"
'.No, this is pretty mid lin level"
'sDo you always run at this gait?"
mo, we generally hump along o
little EASTERN this"
MAY 1 ask what is the trouble
thenP"
Certainly. We found two-year.
old steer stuck in the trestle back here
before you got on and stopped and
helped it out. You know the rules q
the road are that in such cases the AMI
nal belongs to the company"
"But / don't see why that should
make you run so laundering slowP"
"Why you blame fool, we're takIn'
that steer along to headquarters, got y
tied behind and il amt used to leadin'
and don't walk up very well. I'm do
ing all can, got the brakeman prod
ding it up with an umbrer and an ear
of corn tied to the end of the bell rope
1T you think I'm going 70 start up
md 90 howlin' along and yank the
horns off as good steer as there is in
the Territory why you're mistaken.
that's ALL Us trainmen can't expect ozz
pay unless we bring in some stock
; once 'ner while "-Estslhne(D. T)Bea
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

eras cJohs.l,. nocrat speaking of al
assertion in C ncinnati parrer' to the
effect that several st. L6dis tr1er'
chants would leave the latter city and
locate in the former, because the NH
litia was not properly called out dur
ing the labor troubles of the south
west, hence the merchants were not
properly protected, says:
LAS to the cause alleged for the re-
mova1. we doubt whether it is suffi-
Gent. II is well known that the
Globe-Democrat, from the beginning
to the end of the strike on the Gould
system, urged a more vigorous policy
against the strikers-after they had
become rioters-than the authorities
saw fit to pursue. The militia ought
to have been called out one hour after
it was found that the strikers would
neither run trains themselves nor al
low others to run them. The neglect
to do this was the great blunder OF
the strike on the part of the authori-
ties. However, most Of those who
passed through that strike are wiser
now than they were then"
The Globe-Demecrat is right, and
there certainly will never again, In
the south west, at least, be TIE foolish
dalliance with rioters and strikers,
there was during the strike of 1886
The people are indeed wiser, and they
will see to it, that the authorize;
make no more blunders.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

1t is altogether possible, that Sam
Jones and Sam Small will be induced
to come here during the State Fair,
and hold a series of meetings. The
idea is a good one, and the fair man.
agement will find in them a drawing
card second to nothing. The evan
gelists, also, will have a much better
opportunity of enlarging their peculiar
field and doing more good than in
the ordinary way, and all around, the
plan is a most excellent one. Let u
have the "Sams" by all means.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03
Chicago Live stock.

Tns Droyers' JOurAss report,
CATTLE Receipts, 800; shipments, 2,0OO
Market steady a recent decline. shipping steers
ESQ 10 $50 pounds, So 4(93 30 :: sIocktrs and
feeders, 81 z5lS SO; cows, bulls and mixed, 81 As
as ~ bulk. 81 2j52 IS through Texas cattle
a, tive aud hrEl bulls, 81 509I cosn fed, g 0C
a. % steers. g iO93 50 {. western rangers. s. 80
a. %.
HOGS - Receipts. liz, 900: shipments, 5000.
Market active ana unchanged. Rough and mixed
81 2094 .; packing and shipping. g. 6095 20 ;
light weights, ST 1895 90 skips. - 25@3 49,
SHEEP-Heceipts, 10, 900 shipments 400 Mar
ket unchanged. Natives, 81 O0dl4 25; western,
sS O0a3 40 Texans, 81 O0G2 - aJnbs per head
81 0OS5 Z per leo pounds IS 7594 -.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03
A CARD.

To al who are suffering from the errors
and indiscretiOns Of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &C., I
will send a recipe that will cure you,
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
vas discovered by missionary in South
America. Send self addressed envelope
~ he REv. JOSEPH 7. INMAN, Station D
Nep Il IT.. S-8eod&w1y
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

Mrs. Kate Chase Sprsgue who has,
for the past few years, been resi-
dent of Europe, is again in this coun-
trv. and will, during her stay, it is
said allow her illustrious fathers re.
mains to be removed to Ohio. A
correspondent of the New York World,
speaking of the mat er, says:
at seems a strange thing that
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

ST. LOUIS, July ii.
CATTLE - Receipts, $50; shipments, 400
Market shade stronger under light receipts
food 10 choice chipping, 81 5094 IS common
cows and heiiers, - 1898 so /; through Texans,
81 25d3 S.
BOGS = Receipts, 400; shipments, 1000.
Market fairly aetive and steady. Butehers' and
best heavy weights, "a e5a5 Is mixed q 1Oda
% light weights, 90 so95 90.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

The cOlored people at De Leon,
Texas, are having a hard time Of it.
Owing to the fact that; several out,
ages have been committed in that
vicinity, the white people have become
aroused, and the innocent colored peo'
pie, as well as the guilty ones, are be-
ing driven out under threats of death.
Such a foolish mode of procedure,
will end in leaving the whites with
out help, and also serve to make the
world at large, take the side of the
darkies. They need a little more
common sense in Texas, as well as dis
elimination.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

Sam Jones may not always be in
the right, but he certainly struck the
key-note when he claimed that an
archy. communism and whisky travel
hand In hand.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03
MARKETS By TELEGRAPH.


Nss iOsx, July 81.
MONEI-On call easy at 2Gs2ia per cent.
PRIME PaPEs-neEcanJi.e AZ +G5 per cent
STERLING EXCHANfH - hui tur steady
81 $50 for 81 DAYS bills and 81 SO Tor demand.
STO, kS-rbe total sales ot stocks day were
i49 Iel shares.
GDvE,sNNENTS-Du'l eut s'eaiy.
STATE BON pS-DCIi Gnu irm
RAiLHOAIIS-Quie' AMI Morally 6rH. The
mar 81 was Grm 3lu 'st IA ent'rz tay
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

The lodges which deprayed people
use to inveigle the respectable portion
of humanity into their clutches, is,
indeed, beyond compute. Nearly ev-
erybody who reads the St. Louis pa.
pers, have noticed an advertisement
headed magnetic baths" and which
purported to be nothing more than
a place where these baths could be ia.
ken as ali aid to health. The pro-
Irietress, however, has been arrested,
and it has been discovered that the
place was nothing more than the low
est and most degraded den of infamy.
1t will not do to trust to such irresponsi-
BILE methods.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

a. IS
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

Chase, one Of the most prominent tig-
ures in this country during one of its
most eventful periods, is still unburied
and is lying in a borrowed vault.
His remains rest in the vault of ex-
Gov. Cook, apparently forgotten.
Chase was one of the greatest secreta-
ries the treasury ever had, and when
he was chief justice of the supreme
court he made a reputation as a judge
which entities him to rank with the
great men who have held that posi-
ton since the formation Of the court.
Mr.. Chase was a man of strong pas
sions and prejudices, vet he had a
most devoted following. The mis-
take OF his life was when he permit
ted political ambition to tempt him.
The mistakes of Mr.. Chase's life
should be buried with him, and con-
gress will be doing great man an in.
Justice, should it fail TO appropriate
sufficient to give him proper burial.
The friends of Mr.. Beecher, are
anxious to have that gentleman bring
suit against the New York Sun, be
cause the latter journal has been re-
vert nc to the Plymouth pastors scan
dial, with unpleasant frequency. On
the day after the Dixie case was set
tied in England, it had an editorial
commenting upon the case, and at
tempting to picture Sir Charles con-
duct as like that Of Mr.. Beecher.
The latter was termed "perjured
minister. and it is said that it is on
this clause, Mr.. Beecher is asked TO
bring suit. Fight as his friends
please, there will always be plenty of
people who will believe that Mr..
Beecher is a guilty man, but should
he bring suit against the Sun, and
bring the whole nasty mess before
the public again, a protest should
90 up that would rouse the whole
country. Beecher and his friends
would do well to keep eternal silence
on the subject of that scandal.
A novel scheme for getting whisky
into prohibition Rhode Island was in
vented by Boston liquor dealer. He
had six cases of eggs manufactured
from porcelain, and after filling each
with whisky shipped them to Rhode
Island for "hotel purposes" Unfor-
tuna ely, the truck driver, TO whom
the duty of conveying the eggs to the
point of shipment was assigned, met
with an accident and the eggs went
rolling into the street. Of course the
fraud was detected, and a certain
Rhode Island hotel is still worrying
along with the aid Of water. The
temperance people will note this incl
dent, however, and eggs hereafter will
be laid under the ban of suspicion.
The lodges which depraved people
use to inveigle the respectable portion
of humanity into their clutches, is,
IL lI .-..z N-1
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MONDAY, THE 23d DAY OF
AUGUST, 1886,

at o'clock in the afternoon of said day.
S-SwSt D. II. ETTIES, Trustee.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-08-03

"castoria is 50 well adapted 10 children that
recommend it az superior to any prescription
novn TO me-" Il A AscHxR, MD,
III So Oxford g., Brooklyn, ny.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1886-10-15
NEW YORK LUMBER
& Wood Yard
Go To nj. X. HOwell's

East side of track one block south of
depot is where you will find number
one dry lumber, Sugar pine, Cedar,
Fir, and all Dimention lumber for
buildings, sawed and shaved cedar
shingles, Sash Doors, Blinds, Screen
Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair
ratings, Balusters, Brackets, Newell
posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and
all kinds Of Finishing lumber, sawed
and split Cedar posts, u inch plank
sawed expressly for sidewalks. /
represent the Sugar Pine Door Il
Lumber Co. Of Grants Pass Or. which
from personal inspection l believe to
be the finest establishment on the Pa
cifc coast, it employees seventy men.
The Proprietors and Overseers are all
Eastern men and experts in the busi-
ness, the machinery is new and put
mp in the best manner, and all under
srtict discipline and order. Their
work is all done by number one me-
chanics ard is equal to any work Of
the kind done in New York or the
East. Fruit boxes, Picket fences and
Gates complete. also represent a
number one mill at Yoncolla where /
have sawed all Dimention lumber to
order on short notice. All guaranteed
as represented or no sale. Call and
see stock and prices before purchasing.
Stove wood constantly on hand at
EIADR TIME pRUCES
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1886-10-15
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GOVERNMENT TESTS.
The Royal Baking Powder Declared Superior
8 9 z' 10 all Others.


The fact that Royal Baking Powder is mall respects
the best baking powder offered to the public has been
established beyond question
Prof H.A Mott when employed by the U. s. Govern
ent % analyze the various baking powders of the market
to determine which the economical after
extended investigation reported in favor of the Royal
and it was adopted for government 4sf
Prof Mott has continued his examinations of baking
powders sold at the present day. and arms his
deliberate Judgment arrived after thorough research
and careful examination of the principal brands of the
market that the Royal is undoubtedly the purest and
reliable baking powder offered to the public Prof Mott
] his recent report says:
II sThe Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure for I
have found in many made both for that company
and the q. S. Government
81 will go still further and that because of the
facilities that company have for obtaining perfectly pure
of and for other dependent upon the
proper proportions of the same method its prep
aration the Royal Baking Powder is undoubtedly the
pnrest most reliable baking powder offered to the
public. Dr. HENRY A. MOTT PHD."
ss8s ~ ed t@84If 3f Late 0. S. Cenit
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1886-10-15
Express Train.

Nh Brewster's Patent Rein Holder
Your lines ere xhsss yoa gus ~ tnssa@nsDs a. sS
8 Ssvs one dealer sold 6 dog. in 10 Gays.
.fSf SAMPLES worth s1.5o F1EE. write toF teTms'
& E.E. BREWSTER, Holly, meh.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1886-10-15
DR.. THOMAS GRAHAM,
A GRADUATE

OF the University Of Pa at Philadelphia and of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL.
COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND
has located for the practice of his profession in
ROSEBURG OREGON.
Office and residence. Washington street opposite
the Catholic Church
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
"SILyER.TONGUED TOM,

A Thousand People In the California
Republican State Convention Set Wild
by the Ten Minutes Speech Of ssTsm,,
Fitch.
"Tom" Fitch, in nominating w. II.
H. Hart as Republican candidate for
Attorney-Genera of California. made
one of the most eloquent speeches
ever heard in any convention. He
described incidents of Harris war rec
ord that set the audience wild with
delight. The cheers from the con.
vention were deafening. Men stood
upon their chairs and waved their
hats, and ladies their hsndkerchiefs,
and cheered. 1t was the happiest
effort of the silver-tongued orators
life, and its effect was magical. ED.
Wheeler, of San Francisco, nominated
T.. l.. Carothers, of Mendocino. Hunt
OF Alameda seconded Harris nomina.
ton. j. c. Campbell, of San Joaquin,
seconded the nomination of Blanchard.
Weaver of Humboldt seconded the
nomination of Carothers. Judge L.
Is. Miner seconded the nomination
OF Cook. The candidates appeared
and made speeches. Cook withdrew
his name, and when the roll was abou,
half through Blanchard withdrew in
favor of Hart. Devlin did the same
thing,
Tom Fitoh's speech had so en-
Unused the convention that there
seemed to be unanimous desire to
vote for Hart. 1t was a case where
eloquence carried everything before
it, and men went back upon their
promises in order to vote for the man
of the hour. When Sierra was reach.
ed, Carothers withdrew and Harris
nomination was made by reclamation.
This was done and three cheers were
given for "the hero of Missionary
Ridge" as Hart was dubbed in Fitch's
speech.
1t was the most exciting scene in
the whole convention, and was sur.
prise to all, as Hart was but little
known before Fitch's speech, which
made him the hero of the hour. One
man said: "He's bigger man than
Jim Blaine" Carothers, as it was
understood, had the fight won. When
Fitch was walking up to the platform
a reporter said: "He is going to earn
$50" When he stepped down, amid
the shouts and plaudits of thousand
people, the same person remarked;
"He has we'll earned it."
Fitch and Henry Edgerton, another
"silver-tongue" orator, have formed 6
partnership to practise law in Sar
Diego. Pity for the small fry of thai
bar!
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
The Eccentric Clown.

That wag Of Glow ms with Coles big
show, "Ernest," will be here to-
morrow. Here is the way he did in
Washington Territory during q per.
Torrance of wonderful feat by some
of the lady artists:
AT this juncture Mr.. Ernest, the
clown, insisted on singing song to the
ringmaster. The song was about an
old woman who had three sons, named
Timothy, Thomas and John; but un.
fortunately all the verses were exactly
like the first. Finally the ringmaster
became exasperated and drove him
from the arena. "All right" shout, d
the clown; "if | can't sing to you
will sing to the audience so he ran
DSer to the seats, and climbing up
among the audience seated himself by
the side of an Indian woman and com.
menced singing to her so as to be
heard all over the tent. All of a sud.
den he ceased singing and shouted tc
the ringmaster: 81 say, Mr.. Dutton,
have made discovery" "Wha,
have you discovered?" asked the whip
wielder. 81 have found the old wo
man who owned those sons!" shouted
the clown as he gave the klootchmar
an affectionate embrace. This
brought down the house, but "broke
the maiden all up"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17

Assessor-Yeates; Sheriff -Copdron
District Attorney-Ruick; Probate
Judge-Street? Would outside nra-
clncts kick? Suppose they diip And
if they did not kick, what thenp Ali
what?
Salt Lake City, so far as the Trib-
une is sa index, expects to have their
Delegate to Congress sent by Idaho
Well, inasmuch as Gentiles are, polit-
lcaily speaking, "dead ducks' in
Utah, suppose thousand or so had
,mmigrated to this Territory about
July LIST last, they could have done
something better than talk. Talk is
cheap but it requires votes to down
HALEY and the Saints combined, But
beg pardon; Honest John has di.
vorced himself from the Church of
Zion. Still, a thousand extra votes
might come as handy as Mrs. Toodle's
coffin about the house.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Active, Pushing and Reliable.

J. A. Rupert can always be relied upon
20 carry in stock the purest and best
goods, and sustain the reputation of being
active, pushing and reliable, by recon-
mending articles with well established
merit and such as are popular. Having
the agency for the celebrated DIR. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, colds
and coughs, will sell 1t on positive guar
antee. 1t will surely cure any and every
affection of throat, lungs, or chest, and in
order to prove our claim. we ask you to
call and get Trial Bottle Free.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Wonderful Cures.

W. D. Hoyt & Co., wholesale and retail
druggists of Rome, Ca, say: We have
been selling DIR. Kings New Discovery,
Electric Bitters and Bucklen's Arnica
Salve for two years. Have never handled
remedies that sell as well or give such
universal satisfaction. There have been
some wonderful cures effected by these
medicines i'm this city. Several cases OF
pronounced consumption have been en-
tirely cured by use of few bottles of DR..
Kings New Discovery. taken in connec-
ton with Electric Bitters. We guarantee
them always. Sold by j. A. Rupert.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Sheriff Is Sale.

By virtue of an execution issued out Of the
Probate Court Of the Territory Of Idaho. In and
for the County Of Alturas, and to me directed and
delivered, for q judgment render, and entered
in said Court. the 18th day of September, 1885.
In fsver Of II. H. and E. O. Conn ss Conn Bros.
and against ]. b. Ref and George Montgomery. I
have levied on the following property, to wit:
AID undivided one-half interest in and TO that
certain lead lode, or mining claim located. known
and recorded the Queen Of the Mountains, situate
in Warm Springs Mining District county Of Altu.
ras, and Territory Of Idaho, being on the west
side Of Thompson Greek. about \ miles from
Warm Springs Creek. IN . northerly direction.
and about the same distance from the Elephant
mine on Warm Springs Greek.
Notice IL hereby given that on the stn day Of
October, 1896, at 10 o'clock = m of that day. in
front of the Courthouse in HALEY. County Of Al
turas, will sell the right, title and interest OF
said J. b. Ref and George Montgomery In and 10
the above described property. at public auction
for cash, lawful money, in hand, to the highest
and best bidder. to satisfy said execution and al
costs.
Dsted the 18th day Of september. 1895.
q. Y. YVRRY sheeiR
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
A CANINE PARADOX!
"Hero,' the Somersault Throwing Dog,
with Coles Circus.

SOAS ShSuSs
A strikingly novel feature of w.
w. Coles circus performances, which
are to be presented here on SATURDAY.,
September 18th, is the extraordinary
feats of canine known as "Hero. -"
he is introduced by his trainer, Prof.
Watson, an English gentleman with a
singular penchant for educating ami
mails, and at the latter's command
executes innumerable unique tricks
such as dancing, walking a rope, imita
lions of dudes, prize fighters, clowns
and policemen, and caps the climax
of his marvellous performances by
turning somersaults, unaided, on the
back of horse running at full speed.
1t is needless to say that "Hero" has
made big hit wherever he has
appeared. In addition to this canine
prodigy, Prof. Watson will exhibit
his school of educated English grey
hounds, who accomplish wonders in
the way of leaping over elephants,
horses, etc.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Bound Over.

Judge Street, at 10 a. m. to. day,
rendered his decision in the case of
the Whites, charged with stealing
horses. He held them to await the
action of the grand jury and Fixed
bail at $500 each.
In Fulford VS.. Reed, suit for wages,
the case went to the jury at 5 p. m.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
DR.. Chrisnan

Wishes to announce to the public that
he has fitted up Dental Parlors in the
Bullion Block, up stairs, where he is
prepared to do everything known to
dental science in first. class manner,
and at reasonable prices. Give him a
call. ala
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Another $1,000.

Judge Doniphan, of the Camas No.
2 mine and mill, brought in gold
brick worth $4,000, night before last.
This property is yielding steadily, not
outstanding the many drawbacks un-
der which it is worked.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Speaking at BrOadfOrd.

J. H. Cater, the blacksmith orator,
and Captain Gum, candidate for Re-
corder, and other local speakers, will
address the citizens of Broadford,
September 23rd, 1886.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17

Canker humors of every description,
whether in the mouth, throat, or stom-
ach, are expelled from the system by
the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. No
other remedy can compare with this,
as a cure for all diseases originating
in impure or impoverished blood.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions
and positively cures Piles. or no pay re.
quired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfec,
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
% cents per box. For sale by j. A. Ru.
pert.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
An Empty Boast.

Sam Jones is Dragging about con-
verting a "young newspaper man"
That's nothing to brag about. Any
preacher with soft, insinuating voice
and pleasing tongue can. corral a
young newspaper man; but let him
tackle an old one. The bible man
who can so far affect an old fellow,
who has been in newspaper-of1ice
harness for 80 or 40 years, as to get
him down in the straw about a
mourners' bench, is dandy and has
an item for the Associated Press.