New-York tribune., 1886-07-12
LAST VACATION.

met her West Hampton Beach,
Where was spend ng my vacation,
Aud pelted her with no wers OF speech
It was my only recreation
I told her that loved her WE'LL
Admired her face her graceful carriage
Aud in the pause OF oceans swcli
Hinted OF our prospective MARRIAGE
We sought the beach at morn and owe,
On the piazza took our noOning
And in two weeks, you may Oel'eVc,
We did an awful lot OF spoohlhS.
Twas fool; might have known
That /, in town. wonld soon recover;
While she still claims mo as her own
Accepted aud Acknowledged lover
She sends me gushing mlssives. all
About her hesrt-and how won it;
And on, my salary's so small.
Ireay wish hadn't done 1t
We are glad TO the fact that this summer at least
many OF our eadng faues, VINO have hitherto spent
nOsi of their visiting the fashionable Northera
resorts have stopped this year 70 give Tue M Mss,srp
their experiment and hope they may he but the pioneers
OF thousand patrons ~ our home SUMMER ieSorIA
= New Orleans states
Recently at public dinner OF the leading hotels
n, tina Continent an Enghman declared that since the
Home Rule had pee proposed the Irish question
ha1 becoe so dstasteul to him That he unable 10
eat potatoes
Yes" said tho old man. my sons are very ambitious.
and they are gertnc alOng well one Is the captain OF
tow boat the ia physician. and each Is trying
his best to see which can make the To't money. non ~
An" said the listener, sort of neal anu low match
as it were ~ Boston Courier
In the Christian Commonwealth OF London a clergy.
man asks for small contributions from sympathzins
Christians who would be willing to hepa woman who
has been abandoned by her parents because OF he willing
ness TO marry who was below her station In ire
The woman Is OF excellent character and her offence was
simply that she married her groom anu Is no" arBeT
destitute"
The Connecticut girl keeps tally and the hundredth
man WHIT tips his hat ei she will marry as sure ss
fate In the other states the girls are nos
ft, nn1F
dredlh and seventy man Is equally accep'aole
-(Washington Critic.
Postmaster Joseph c. Hendrix, OF Brooklyn causes II
to be given he will make radical changes IN tho
Brooklyn Post ONCE and that only those who possess
tho necessary qualifications need apply THIS will
be a splendid opportunity for happy fathers with
golden-hared boys.
Sunday school teacher-Johnny. 90 you understand
the parable OF the shepherd and his sheepi
Johnny-Ies, sir. -
II YOU little children the sheep, what am IT.
"A Big sheep. sir. "-lfexas sittings.
The Washington Critic iutim.tes that Mrs Cleveland
did not call her poodle Bill for fear The President would
veto it,
Farmer Ito country mniser)-I klr bring syou in
couple OF bushels OF apples dominic, II you'd like em.
I've got u ot ri 'em goln % rot
,Iinister- Thapk-, MI Hayssed; would be very glad
to get them. Have yon tried Zee ne them 20 hogst
% 'se 9rs ye oee to the hogs but noy
won't toucn cm. ~ Harpers Bszar
Between the devil of the Republican conspiracy and
tie deep OF Democratie disgust NJ Villas may earn
from experience that Mug>shness ia the long run pays
no better than wumpery. tSt. Louis Republican
The Erenng Post prints Washington dispatch which
states that the relations OF the resident and Mr. Gar
land are still cordial The Post would have shriekei aud
thrown dust in the air. II Mr. Blaine and not Mr. Cleye-
land we're the President who tins condoned the great
Pan Electric scandal.
Says The Halifdr Hcrdd: Fishing vessels of Glouces
thoreabouts owned as they are by rir~Ies and
tAieve neither love nor respect the B'ue Nose
conception OF piracy and theyery appears TO 1s an ol
lection an arransement under which the pirate ana
thief gets nothing, wAe the person who isn't pirate
and thief gets everything. The tana - nSneruss Duy
ali the hsit they want in our ports and treated Ike
gentlsmeu In all our Bat II An American BAYS
tie bait that individual Canadian shermen are tryihS
nard to sell him, he is pirate and this.-lBoston
Record