New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-28

boston courier.
Gabriel Dumont. who g spending the winter OF his
discomfort in Montana, declares that the Northwest
Territory belongs Great Britain but United
states and hi, ems-lres trying strength OF
that statement work up him sympathy and funds
in Chica 20 and New York. This will not do Gabriel
The United all the land it can tend Just
II You want recruits you mus. to0 your horn IN some
other direction.
said the lecturer II consider this vast audience re-
markabo one I'm view of the wcather-the since
ence eynr"ssr1 te Wish a, ne pngt mo- lille s Ic
ambiguous in his language Boston Transcript.
It's The Washbgt,1, critic that thinks that an honest
Alderman is the searccst work OF God.
The London Standard IS very conservative paper; it
protests against the attempt shorten time during
which the liquor shops allowed to remain open on
sunday.
Il want my picture taken" said a new and pompous
VERY well, sir" responded tue proprietor. DO you
want small card or one Of those fine large ones, srl"
man indignantly what do you take me foriS
"Oh an" apOlOgzel the photographic. 3" take you
for 81 dozen, cash in advauce."- Washington critic.
The business of Toledo to have Sam Jones
mold series of meetings in that city They think lie
will do great deal of good-to business.
Boggs: see that blind people educated now by
means OF raised letters.
Fogg That's nothing Why bank cashiers are often
educated by means Of raised checks Chicago Rambler
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college course; in England. every i've hundredth in
Scotland every six hundredth: aud in Germany every
hundred and thirteenth The United states is the
only country the world which spends upon edu-
cation than on war or preparation for
Travelling Salesman: That's pretty small order Mr..
samm not nearly 80 much rs you have given us in the
past
Grocerymnn: know it.
Travelling Salesman: Can't you increase 1t to-day by
few more dollars WORTH
Greceryman: No; I can't tell whether Congress is
going to pass bankruptcy bill or not, Tid-Bits.
The Chea0o Rambler intlmates she local states
OF that city quite annoyed the report that
a New York Alderman get high az $40, 900 for
his II that 81 900 is considered good sum
for in the Lake City. And yet Chicago has been
calling itself metropolis since the Great Fire.
Go to.
Father" Belts. the wellknown Episcopal clergyman
OF Ct Louis who has just accepted call TO Louisville.
was waited upon before he left by committee repre-
sentug the various Irish societies Of ST. Louis which
presented him with purse Of 200, evidence
OF their appreciation OF his for the Irish cause
In 1850 an English clergyman named Good win made
the following argument against Christianizng the
negroes OF Virginia: 81 Tho negroes are rot men 2
II they they pre- AdIniss. ami therefore
not entitled to the promises or either covenant g.
II they tho children OF Adam, stu they are born
under OF Ham. and not entitled to an v
spiritual privileges /. You do them good, for
they incapable OF being made Christians g. II we
should make them Christians, they would get such ideas
OF liberty ana OF their r2hts that they would murder u.s.
g. We did not come ont here make Christians but to
raise tobacco and make money And as genera, cinch-
he adds, I've should lose besides all their time on
Sundays"
news item says the shortest man in Pennsylvania
Ia Ellis Renhart, OF OlisOorO. who Is twenty eight
old and only thlrty-thrce inches hiyn" ITs rather
all, but not half short a. tho VINO has a
note III 900 coming due the morrow, nas only
cents anu trousers button with which meet it.
LNOIristOwn Herald.