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The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15
Shakespeare at School.
Rose Kingsley, in St. Nicholas.


 Though Shakespeares parents were illiterate they knew the value of good education The Free Grammar school had been refounded a few years before by Edward VI And although there is no actual record of his school days, we may take it as certain that little Will Shakespeare was sent to the Free school when about seven years old, as we know his brother Gilbert was, little later The old Grammar school still stands; and boys still learn their lessons in the self-same room with the high pitched roof and oaken beams, where little Will Shakespeare studies his A, B. c book, . and got his earliest notions of Latin But during part of Shakespeare school days the school room was under repair, and boys and master-Walter Roche by name-migrated for while to the Guild chapel next door And this was surely in the poets mind when, in later years, he talked of a "pedant who Keeps a school! in the church.
 All boys learned their Latin then from two well known books-the ".icci{tnce !" and the ",StNtcntig Pueri(es' And that William has no exception to the rule We may see by translations from the lat ter in several of his plays, and by an ac- count, in one of his plays. of NaNc7, PdyeS examination in the Accidence
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15
The Mind Cure.

The theory of the mind cure may be applicable to some cases of chronic ner- vous diseases, such as hysteria, insomnia, etc, but in chronic bowels troubles, cramp collie or children teething, the only cure we can recommend is the use of Dr. Biggers Huckleberry Cordial and every family should provide themselves with it.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

Stranger (to country store-keeper)- " Can you tell me where can find James Holt, who wrote this recommendation for Collins consumption cure? He lives here, l believe"
 Merchant" He did before"
 Stranger" Before what?'
 Merchant" Before he died of con sumption. "-Ne,o Fork Graphic.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15
An Offensive Breath

is most distressing, not only to the per son afflicted if he have any pride, but to those with whom he comes in contact. It Is delicate matter to speak of, but it has parted not only friends but lovers. Bad breath and catarrh are inseparable. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases as thousands can testify.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

The congressional directory puts down Congressman Tim Campbell as Scotch lrishman, but he sent dispatch last week which proved him genuine son of the ould dart He wired to friend whom he wanted to see: "I want to meet you in New York. If you are not there please telegraph me and will not go over "- Washington Hatchet
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

When the young writer reads the re- views of his first work he often finds it isa guyed book instead of novel.-Bos- toa Comnserc;al- B,;l}stia.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

The times are getting better. This is shown by the fact that the days are not so short" as they Chicago Ledger.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

There is no such word as fail, except for the man who does not advertise -Eg
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15
EVER OFFERED.

Guitars. with machine head, splendid tone, with finest strings, pasIeboard box. boX..............................S6 co
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

Accordeons, two sets of reeds. double bellows, metal corners and clasps, loud t0Ele...... -.........-....To 5D
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

.AccordeonS warranted, two sets of reeds. moulded edges. good finish. one StOp......-----.... ....-.,........-$- oO
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-15

Accordeons. double bel lows, metal corners and clasps, eighteen bugles, large size, two sets of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03
n. CURRY & BROTHER,

IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN SHOT
L guns Rifles and Pistols, Colt Winchester,
Kennedy and Martin Magazine Rifles. Reming
ton, Sharps and Ballard Sporting Rifles. Agents
for w. W. Greener, Colt, Parker and Remington
Breech-loading Double Guns, Colt and Smith &
Wesson Pistols. n. CURRY & BRO, 1I3 San
some street, San Francisco Cal. 356-ly
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO.,
Limited.
STEAMER KINAU,
King, Commanaer}.

Leaves Honolulu per following schedule,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea, Makena, Mahu-
coma, kawalhae Laupahoehoe. Hilo and keauhou:
Commencing MONDAY. July &c, 1885, and
every alternate Monday at p. m, the Kinau
viii make the VOLCANO TRIP, reaching Keau-
tou on Wednesday morning, where horses and
arriages in waiting TO convey passengers TO
ne VOLCANO HOUSE give miles in the saddle
nd nine miles by carriage).
Passengers by this route will have two days
and two nights at the VOLCANO HOUSE.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PAYS
ALL CHARGES.
The Kinau will arrive in Honolulu Sunday
mornings Volcano trips. On Hilo trips, will
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS will connect with the
Kinau at MahukOna
The Kinau WILL TOUCH at HOnokaia and
Paauhau on down trips from HilO for Passengers
If a signal is made from the shore.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03
Description :

Will stand for the Season of 1886 a
of service.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03
MILES 4 HAYLEY, PrOprietOrs.

Honolulu, September l, 1886
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-09-03

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The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
m1sccllaplaOuS,

Mr.. Yardwide is member Of the
Nebraska Assembly-an allWool Legisla-
ture. as some wit says ....
One firm in Germany has made end
sold, during the last five years. 100000
thermometers.
The Chinese adulterate their tea
with willow leaves, and last year the
people of this country paid for over 5o0,-
n0f, rounds of willow leaves mixed with
Mt Young, of Wabasha, Minnesota,
locked his wife in the house: Mr.. Potts,
of Pekin, Wisconsin, locked his wife out
of the house and now beth women are
suing for divorce. 1t certainly is d11-
cult thing to please g. woman.
A decree has recently been promulgated
in Austria to the effect that no married
subject shall kenceforth receive 6 passport
for journeying beyond thefrontier without
the express consent Of his wife. Austrian
women do Lot seek the right of suffrage.
They do not need it. as
The book on which all the kings Of Eng
land, from Henry !. to Edward vi, took
the coronation oath, is in private libraty
in England. It is manuscript of the
four evangelists, written on vellum. The
original binding. in perfect state OF
preservation, consists of two oaken boards,
an inch thick, fastened together with a
thong of leather.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
E1opHD IN MALE ATTIRE.
Miss Ella Carson ts Assisted From
window by MIR. Arthur Rice.

Miss Ella Carson lis Assisted From a
window by MIR. Arthur Rice.
A Stanhope, n. j., dispatch says: Miss
Ella Carson, the l8-year-old daughter Of
a well-to-do farmer, eloped from her home
ON Saturday with Arthur Rice. The lat
ter is a son of wealthy oil well owner in
Bradford, Pa. Her father had forbidden
hin, to enter the house because, it Is al
legged, she was engaged to be married to
Charles Boyden, the son Of neighboring
farmer. Rice wrote her letter contain
ing plan for her elopement. In accord
ance with this plan be appeared under
the window on the following night and
assisted her down. They went in buggy
toward Waterloo hotly pursued by her
father and brother.
The elopers boarded a train at Water
loo. on the Sussex road, few minutes
before their pursuers reached the station.
Ella was then attired in her own clothing.
At Newton they left the train, and when
they procured turnout both were in male
attire. They drove across the country to
Midtown, where they were married by
the Rev, Thomas Fletcher. Twenty
minutes later their pursuers arrived
On the following day Thomas Carson
received letter from Rice dated at
Philadelphia, notifying him of their mar
riage and asking forgiveness. On Satur-
day there was reunion in the Carson
homestead, the runaways received the
parental blessings, and the young wife
was presented with check for $3, 0OO
Mr.. and Mrs. Rice will make Bradford
their permanent home.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
some Americanisnls.

The New York Tribune calls attention
to the fact that New England papers are
very fond of prefxing the profession or
calling of a man to his name in way
that is sometimes rather amusing. 1t will
not be long before they will contain some
thing like this: AS Tailor Shears was
walking along the street one day last
week he was assaulted by Ditcher Doe,
who had got full in Saloonkeeper Ginsling's
place along with Painter Chrome. The
assault was witnessed by Druggist Mixem,
Weaver Flax, Gardener Spring, Wood
chopper Jones and Teamster Whip.
Tailor Shears was taken to the house 6f
Rector Ritual, which was near at hand,
and Ditcher Doe was marched of to the
lookup by Constable Clubber, aided by
Blacksmith Sledge and Post Hole Digger
Bore. Lawyer Brief will defend him"
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
A Fruitful Five-Dollar Bin.

A little money sometimes goes q great
way. AS an Illustration of this, readSthe
following, founded upon an incident which
is said to have really occurred: /: "
A. owed Sl5 to B.. B. owed $50 to CT;
G. owed SIS to D.; D. owed $50 to E.; ~
owed $l2 so to f.; F. owed SO to A.
All or them were seated at the same
table. =
A. having IS note handed it to B., re,
marking that it paid s5 of the SIS he
owed B.
B. passed the note to c. with the re-
mark that it paid IS of the $40 which he
owed.
C. passed it to D., and paid with it SIS OF
the Sic he owed d.
D. handed it to E., in part payment of
the $50 owed him.
E. gave it to f., to apply on account OF
the $3.50 due him.
f. passed it back to A., saying, ssThis
pays half the amount owe YOU"
a. again passed it 20 B., saying, 81 now
owe you only $5."
E. passed it again to c., with the re-
mark. "This reduces roy Indebtedness to
you to $40.
C. again passed it to D., reducing his
indebtedness to s..
D. paid it over to E. saying ~ now owe
you $40.
e. handed it again to F., saying, s'This
reduces my indebtedness to you to 50. So +"
Again +. handed the note to A., saying
ssNow don't owe you anything"
A. passed it Immediately to B., thus
canceling the balance Of his Indebtedness,
B. handed it to c., reducing his in
debtedncss to IS.
G.. Cancelled the balance of his debt to
d. by handing the note to him.
D. paid it again to E., saying, II now
owe you 3l5.
Then E, remarked to f., ''1f yon win
give mo so this will settle my in
debtedDess to YOU"
Z. took S. 50 from his pocket, handed it
to E., and returned the IS note to bis
pocket, and thus the spell was broken the
single IS note having paid $3.50, and can
celed AS debt to B., C's debt to D., E-'s
debt to f. and Els debt to A., and at the
sue time having reduced BIS debt to G.
from $50 tos5, aud D.'s debt to H. from
$40 to SIS.
Moral-"Here ard there httIe helps
to pay off large scores. Money circulntes
from hand to hand and business moves
Pay your dehts-in full ii you can, and If
you cannot Fay in full, pay something
What helps one helps another, and 30 the
round is made.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
SHERIFfS SALE.

FINDER and 10y virtue of Judgment and de-
~ cree issued out Of and under tht aealOf the
District Court of the State of Minnesota, in and
for the Fourth Judicial District, and County Of
Hennepin, on the 18th day of june, 1885, upon q
Judgment endered and docketed in soid Court
and County i'll an action therein, wherein Fred
Anderson was plaintiff and Andrew j: Lind
berg and Lucy j. Lindberg were defendants in
favor OF said plaintitf and against said defend
ants for the sum Of two hundred and seventy
seven and 33100 dollars, q certified copyof which
said Judgment and decree has to me as sheriff Of
said Hennepin county, been duly directed and
delivered, I will sell at public auction to tho
highest cash bidder, at the from door Of the
Court House, corner Of Fourth street and Eighth
avenue south III the city of Minneapolis in said
county OF Hennepin, on Saturday the 3lst day
of July, 1886, at ten o'clock i'll the forenoon Of
that day all the right, title and interest of An
drew j. Lindberg and Lucy j. Lindberg the
above named Judgment debtors in and to the
following described property. upon which said
Judgment is a specific lien. to wit: Lot five (5)
Block thirty-six (36) in Sherburne and Beebe's
Addition to the city Of Minneapolis according
to the recorded plat thereof on file and of record
in the office of the Register of Deeds in and for
said Hennepin County.
Dated at Minneapolis, MINI. June 18th, 1885.
WINbLOW N. BRACKETT,
Sheriff Of Henpepin County.
George H. White.
ATTORNEY for Judgment Creditor.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
Our TeleliEl olae Girl.

1t was during the blizzard, and thsre
was great deal of talking going on ever
the lines. The girl in charge was tined
and had lost her temper, and AS usual set
her heart on being avenged upon some-
body. Jack Bunton's baby WAS very i'll,
and he was trying to get DIR. Acanite: to
come down and minister to it.
..Hello ~ said the doctor
:.Hello - is this Doctor Acanitea" in
quired Bunton
nIt is"
"Come over right away, doetor.''
.Why, l am busy with a surgical opera
tion just now. Who is it?'' .
SLACK Bunton."
.swe,l. Tll be around in about ass hour,"
"Yes, doctor; but an hour from now
may be too late. We need YOU and need
YOU badly right away. and if it is itnpossi-
BILE for you 10 come am afraid will have
to get somebody else"
"Why, what is the matters" asked tho
doctor, who had lied about the surgical
operation in order to finish a Rubber IN
which he was engaged. At this jnnctuze,
the wretched telephone switched on man
who was talking to a policeman, aud the
answer which the doctor supposed came
from Bunton, was Us follows:
sIYhy, I have cat that is having fits
every four minutes. was going 70 kill it
myself. but all my neighbors advised me
to call you in, as everybody beileVes you
are sure and ex peditions in such matters" !"
The whist-players never knew exactly why
the doctor said cusswords when he hung
up his receiver, and then sat down In the
game and trumped his partners ace at
third play, but the telephone girl did and
she also knows why Bunton and the
doctor are so mad they walk around the
| block 10 avoid meeting.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
A. REMINIsCENCE.
John NIorrlssey, the Congressional
Prize Fighter.


Ben: Perley Poore, the .eteran WASH
ington correspondent, writes: john Nor
rissey was one Of those representatives for
whom strangers visiting the gallery OF the
House always inquired He was not very
tan, but his shoulders were broad, his
chest was deep, aud his head was soldly
planted on his body. His black, curly hair
and beard were always elaborately dressed.
His eyes were mild and pleasant i'll their
expression, and the only feature-which be-
trayed his former occupation WAS his small
broken nose. He dressed unostentatiously,
and might have passed for the presi-
dent of country bank or the superinten-
dent of branch railway. When went
to Mr.. Morrissey to obtain from him the
statistics of his life for the Congressional
Directory" and asked him what his
occupation was he replied, with smile,
ssprize-fghter' Then, rejecting mo-
ment. he said ''No; l have come to
Congress to make my name respectable
on my boys account. Put it down
moulder in stove foundry" 1t gave
him pleasure, however, to privately mar
rate in the cloak-room his prowess in the
arena, especially his fight with Heenan:
sGolly," said he, one day, chow I did
tremble when was coming to the scratch
that time. Heenan was too big for me,
and that morning I'd have given a good
deal to get out of the scrape. Still, !
made up my mind that as l had put all
my money, every cent l had, q think ne
said $1.7OO,) into the thing was going in,
and then, thought l. I'll be blanked If
don't whip him, too. When looked at
Heenan, stripped for the fight, thought
I'd be whipped sure: then again I made
up my mind to make him work for it. ]
eyed him all over as he sat In his
corner. Good gracious says I to
myself, i can't do nothing with that
fellow;' but then again I thought
must Well we came up for the first
round. Whew remember how ne did
plug me. tell you what it is, gentlemen
/ don't went to brag of my own pluck, fol
it would be no use now that I am out o1
the ring, but if hadn't been pretty gooo
game I'd have cayed in on that firs1
round. After long tussle we FELL and
was nightly glad of it. 1t was While we
were down this time that made up my
mind that I was going to whip him
Heenan tried to choke me while we were
on the ground. He got his hands on my
throat this way (suiting the action to the
word. When felt him do that thinks
to myself, Sonny, I've got you now
thought that man who'd do that was q
coward, and from that time to the end OF
the fight felt sure Of whipping him, and
would have whipped him, just as did
if the fight had lasted just twice as long
as it did If Heenan had pluck equal tc
his strength all creation couldn't whip
him; but he hadn't, and It's no work al
all to whip him, If you can only stand uI
under him for the first few minutes"
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
Circumstantlal Evidence Extra
ordinary.
Extra.

Circumstantial Evidence Extra
ordinary.
The French papers have been full OF
case which junior members OF the GRIM
jnal bar would do we'll to take note OF.
A woman was put on her trial for strang-
hing her baby, and at the preliminary
examination she confessedl her crime. AT
the trial medical evidence was heard, and
the doctor told the Judge he did not be-
lieve the woman was the culprit. The
finger marks were fresh OH the victims
throat when he made his examination,
and the marks were singular. He ex-
amined the wo1nan's hands and found
her fingers long, slender and well shaped,
but the marks were of short-fngered
hand, stumpy and misshapen, and one OF
the fngers-the frst-was abnormally
short. On this the prisoner burst into
tears, said she was fond of the child, had
not destroyed it. and mentioned in her
excitement the real culprit. He was a
man Of u better class Of life, with whom
ste had lived as domestic servant. His
arrest followed; and the doctor pointed
out that the prisoners hands we've formed
as he had described, and, moreover. that
the first finger was without a nail and
almost deficient of a joint On this evil
dence the jury convicted. The case is
interesting, first as showing--what our
own books also afford illustration Of
that a prisoner, though innocent, may
confess guilt, and secondly that circum-
stantial evidence may be almost abso-
lutely conclusive. r
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
The Gen,ns OF commo o n Sense.

believe good editor, u competent
newspaper conductor is ltks tsg general anaeS OF
daily papers all the historians, n6velists,
poets essayists have been employed, and
hearty all have failed. / might say all,
for after display of brilliancy-brief, but
8rand-they died out literally Their re-
sources were exhausted. 81 can," said a
late editot of the Times, to Moore. ..find
any number of men of genius to write for
us, but very seldom one of common sense.' y
The ..thunderers" in the Times, therefore,
have so far as I know, been men of COM
mon sense. Nearly all successful editors
have been men of this description: Camp
bell, Bulwer, and Disraeli failed, Barnes.
Sterling and Phillips succeeded. A good
editor seldom writes for his paper. He
reads, judges, selects, dictates, alters and
combines, and to do all this we'll he kas
but little time for composition. To write
for paper is one thing; to edit paper is
another.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
Rig Checks.

The lai }e check for s25o,ooo, sent to
Mrs. Graft by the publisher Of the generals
memoirs, is the largest sum Of money ever
paid to an author or his representatives.
Macaulay received $4,000 for his ellis
tory of England" /" and the largest sum
ever received by Sir Walter Scott from his
publisher was 5000, 900.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
In tho Bowery.

One of the Bowery museums has
highly colored sign in front of its doors
announcing that within may be seen
sparring match between the what~is-it and
the leopard boy, and, on an adjoining sign.
is the picture Of giddy Ohio girl who
wears number thirty shoe and is
willing to give $1,000 and farm for
husband. The New Yorker has much
to while away the languid hours.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
Calamity SAM. Jokes.

Repentance is the boot-jack upon which
we pull off the brogans of our sins here
we lie down for the lasr time to sleep.
Remorse and Regret are a team that
takes us by the shortest route to the end
of life's dreary journey, land am in the
wagon behind them.
The sslmitator" is one who wears the
plug hat stolen from the hall Of Genius.
The press is the plow that rips up the
garden of our political and social systems
and lays bare all their grubs and worms.
Z Nothing SO surely destroys my faith in
religious mans zeal than to surprise him
In the act ct plugging a silver quarter.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
In the same Ne1chborhood.

In the Same Ne1ghborhood.
Two wretched looking tramps were
brought up before Texas justice of the
peace Addressing the worst looking one,
the justice asked: al
ssWhere do you live?"
..Nowhere."
..Anil where do you live?" said the jus
tice, addressing the other.
.I'ye got the room above him."
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
NO Fellow Can Find Out

One OF the things that no fellow has yet
found out is why the crush hat was dedi-
Gated to man, who always attends the
theatre bareheaded, and not to the woman,
who now tickles the dome of the house
with q marabeau feather.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
A successful Career.

A SUCCESSFUL Career.
..How is your son doing, Mr.. Smith,
who went to New York q few years ago?"
..He has made q name for himself" I" said
MI. Smith.
..Indeed? In what way?"
81 understand he calls himself smythe.' y
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

A Handy Remedy.
To relieve burns or scalds. apply butter
without delay.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

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, 1886-12-19
Ireland's Affairs.

DUBLIN. Dec. lS.-Mr. Cox, in his
speech to-day, said that Irish members of
parliament now relied upon the people
who. united in one solid band from the
Golden Gate Of San Francisco to the sea-
board of New York; from the southern
cross OF Australia to the most northern
port, were resolved to abolish landlords
and gain home rule. Mr.. Cox had a pri
vate conference to-day with tenants on the
andeleur estate. and arranged a method
to lodge rents in the hands of a private
trustee, which the tenants are now doing
The Irish executive has taken steps to
declare the plan of the campaign Illegal.
LONDON. Dee. Is The proclaiming OF
the anti rent campaign in Ireland is ac-
cepted by leaders of the National League
as a step ON the government part toward
the suppression of the league. The funds
OF the league have already been trans
ierred TO France, in order to prevent their
seizure by the authorities, and rent moneys
deposited with trustees will also be secreted
10 guard them against government de
signs. The proclamation warns all per
sons that the meeting OF tenants To refuse
to pay or withhold rents is an illegal act.
and that the anti rent movement. by
whatever means carried out. is a criminal
conspiracy. in edition, it saws that all
moneys, receipts, or documents given or
received Tor the purpose of such conspi
racy are liable To seizure, and that the
persons III whose possession they are
found shall he arrested. This sweeping
measure is the production OF Lord Ash
burn. lord chancellor OF Ireland. and as
sent To It's pronunciation was obtained at
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