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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

PRESIDENT PORTER, IN his farewell bac-
calaureate sermon at Yale college on Sunday,
ably defended the theory of his institution
that there was a natural alliance in all true
theories of education between science and
Christianity. He combatted the secular idea
that education to be consummate must be
free from all religious ENHANCEMENT He
very logically forces all who adhere to the
latter view into the position OF the man who
halt believing or even surmising that posi-
tive Christianity cannot stand before modern
science and modern criticism concludes that
it ought to have very little prominence in
that education which will very soon permit
it to have no place in scientific belief 1t is
undeniaby true that those who oppose any
possible union between religion and educa.
ton are largely the enemies of the former.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28
A PLAY IN THREE ACTS,

AII 7.
hotel at the sea. side,
Some music, and ball,
partner for the lanclers,
smile, and "COme and cail."
ACT II.
A row upon the harbor,
A stroll a down the pier,
Gail on me next fall In town;
Now' won't you, that's dearg"
ACT H.
lofty brown-stone mansion.
A richly furnished room
servantgirl who comes anon
And tells you, 4" Not at home.u
-Ge0rge William Ogden In he f,.n,,,.,,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

THE expulsion OF the French princes
excused by the allegation that they were a
standing menace to the republic and by con.
slant intrigue and the power of immense
wealth, added to the prestige of an ancient
name, they were 50 working upon the French
love of glory that their presence threatened
disaster 1t has been well said that TO the
fact that "gloire" rhymes with "victoire"
has been due a large share of tho misfortune
OF the French. But there are other people
who menace the public safety far more
seriously than tie expelled princes, and
until the government has dealt firmly with
the agitators who follow Rochefort's lead,
there will be little rest for our sister repub.
lie. This man is sincsre, fearless and ia.
natical in his devotion to the principles of
communism and for that reason Is all the
more dangerous; for whether right or
wrong, these qualities always command re-
spect, and when man shows such firm con
tdence in himself, others are apt 10 take
him at his word without the precautiop of
investigating his arguments and claims,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

The suspicion that the Huntington gold
mine is "salted" has been gaming ground
steadily since Professor Hugo Blank. of
Pittsburg denied the statement that he had
analyzed the ore and found it to assay $500
of gold to the ton. lie says that he has never
seen a specimen OF IL.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

FRoUDE in declaring that the Irish are as
little capable of governing themselves as a
ships crew shows that his name should be
written Fraud.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

THE adjournment OF Congress approaches,
the flash of the veto hatchet shows the was te
of time on worthless legislation, aud where,
Oh. where, is the trade dollar bill?
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

The table opposite IL lar from conclusive
The data are wanting for computing the pro.
duct per capita of those who were engaged
exclusively in agriculture or the value per
acre OF the crops. The table is given only as
matter of general information. 1t indicates
rather than proves, the places of greatest
prosperity IN agriculture but is of interest in
connection with what has been said above on
the subject of intesiye farming.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

Uugo wnux. vrvR DOLLARS A YEAR, FIFTY
~ nOxrn. DELIVERED ny oARnrxRs IN Lam
{ 49, AuD AIL ADJOINING rLACrs. SAMPLE
y NJ paxa LIBERAL COMMISSION ALLOWED TO
y 6e0D AssRsa. TnInrnoNR coSFHcTios.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

A PHILADELPHIA cooper, c. d. Graham,
proposes to go through the whirlpool rapids
at Niagara Falls in a cask. This form of suicide
is big Improvement over commonplace
hanging and everyday throat-cutting.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28
arrays SPECIFIC MEDICINE.
ENHAUSTED VITALITY.
EXHAUSTED VITALITY

THE SCIENCE OF LIFE, the great Medical
Work OF the age ON Manhood, Nervous and
Physical Debility, Premature Decline, Errors OF
iouth, aud the untold miseries conseq uent
thereon. 3N pages syo, 10 prescriptions for all
diseases. Cloth, full gilt only sLO, by mail,
scaled. Illustrative sample free to all young and
middle-aged men for the next 20 days. Address
DIR. W. H. PARKER, Bulnnch street. Boston,
Mass. myl1lYcOdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28
aEDroAL.
lEEs PILLS.
A Sluggish Liver

Causes the stomach aud bowels TO become dis
ordered, and the whole system to suffer from
debility. In all such cases Ayers Pills give
prompt relief
= After much suffering from Liver and stomach
troubles. l have finally been cured by taking
Ayers Cathartic rills I always IND the N
prompt aud thorough In their action. and their
occasional use keeps me In n perfectly healthy
condition .-hnlph Wccman, Annapolis, Md.
Twenty i've years ago suffered from "a torpid
liver, which Was restored to healthy action by
taking Ayers rills. Since that time lhavc never
been without them. They regulate the bowels.
assist digestion. aud increase the appetite. moro
n,~nsbIu Mae
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28

1t may therefore be inferred that, for the
present at least, there will bo no danger OF
starvation within the limits of this country,
or Of the exhaustion Ofour land. No one yet
knows the productive capacity of a sin.
gle acre Of land anywhere. When land is
treated as laboratory, and not as mine,
subsistence may become more of a scien CO
than 1t now is, and neither prosperity nor
adversely may then be attributed either to
abundance or to lack of land.
In this connection il may he well to say
that the distribution of the farm lands of the
United States is one of the most important
factors in the social order. In 1850 the zen.
sna disclosed the following facts.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-06-28
INVlCORATED,

know OF no remedy equal To Ayers Pills for
stomach and Liver disorders. ! suffered from
Torpid Liver, and Dyspepsia, for eighteen
months. My skin was yellow, and my tongue
coated. | had NO appCti = suffered from Head.
ache, was pale and cmaciated. A few boxes OF
Ayers ftlls. taken In moderate doses, restored
me to perfect health.-Waldo Miles, Oocrlin,
Ohio.
Ayers ftlls are a superior family medicine.
They strengthen and invigor,to the digestive
organs. create an appetite, and remove the hor-
rible depression aud dependency resulting
from Liver Complaint have used these fills,
in my family. for years, and they never fail to
give entire satisfaction. - otto Montgomery,
Oshkosh. Wis.
Ayers Pills,
| Prepared by Dr. J. G. Aver \ Co, Lowell, Mass.
| Sold by druggists and Dealers In Medicine.
| june 2I-il
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

y 0nws And BOARD; Also Day BOARD
Ia 2'25 ChapliDC street no,.A
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
RrRpErrr.s REFLECTIONS.
some Advice to Very knowing Young
NIru.

some Advice to Very Knowing Young
SIru.
B4-i-gs ~ Er0aHyp Ltg's.
My son. there are Just two things in this
gor,d that don't know about, and you
cave Just asked me about one OF them. |
don know Vhy there is trouble and sor.
rcy ard roll ard poverty and sickness aud
leah in this beautiful world. | used 10
5ngg when | much younger, but ind
.lat as | gro8 older | don't know a great
feal mere than | used 70 know. | don't
auog Why lhe best people seem to have all
the slEerug and the great sinners have all
rha tla. J don't know WIZ innocent men
SUITE, tor the wickeduess OF guilty men.
aog.t know why the meu who cast the
faulty column in the Pemberton mills
wasn't crushed when the mills went
dowr. cant see why my neck should be
broken in railroad accident because a
train dispatcher sends out q wrong order
or o signal man goes to sleep. | don't see
why my neigh5or should be clrsed with i'll
health and suffering, Just because his
grandfather was rolicklng, hsrd.drinking
old prodigate. csu'J see why | should
have neuralgia Just when | want TO feel at
ny best | doa't see why some people
s,arye when worse people founder Well,
you say, wouldn'; it be plsassnter if all
these crooked things were Strengthened
OUT les, oh, yes. And wouldn't | run
things a liule better il had the running
Of them, Ye-e-hold on q minute-ye
Il don't know, really, that | want to try
There are sereral things to consider, when
vog sit down TO run a universe. True,
IL / managed thirCs | could make
several improvements at once. | would
yeva- ags;n have the neuralgls, for one
,aing: my boots would not run over at the
heels Ike an ilalic d; my pantaloons would
not work 10. or Dag at the knees, and my
co lars would not climb the back Of my
neck, aud my moustache wouldn keep
weyed ike bristle at one end and out
like satin ribbon Of the other, and
out there are some other things to look
Alter. The little matter OF day and night
[ Think might manage for week, may
oa. bur there would be On eclipse or two to
look rrs- an occasional rain, some snow,
a la:s spring or an early autumn, or q capri
cio-s harvest timeto manage; there are ce--
tain movements OF the sun and other plan
a-s ,hst have rather delicate relations with
The car,h-come to think Of it, my boy, |
have never vet been able 10 control my
own personal neuralgia. Now, you are
very kind, but will most respectfully de
cline the appointment. fud, in looking
into theraried sni trying duties conrec.ef
wi.h the office. that my bodily and mental
Strength would not stand The great tax that
would be lsid upon them While am in
the highest accord with the administration,
aud wish 70 rive it. and, to the extent of
NV poor ability do give II, my most earn
est support and encouragement, yet, |
much prefer 10 DO this in my capacity as q
private citizen.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
PIECE Of BUSINESS.

TIE Indecent haste OF the Ohio House Of
Representatives % uEsest taa nine Demo
craGc members from Hamilton county
scores s1o.hsr disgrace fer Cincinreti's
manner Of electins officials.
The Committee on Privileges aud EleC-
tioas, Of which Col. PooRNAy, our
ueigbbor, is Chairman, went 10 Gin
cinnai Tor the osteusiolo purpose Of
fe-retiay OF. whatever trauds had
been committed aad finding out the
truth. But oaiy about ten houcs were
spent in the work, no attempts we're made
to discover the frauds, and the committee
Mastered 10 recommend the seating of the
Republicans. It was as plain as day that
the committee had fully decided the mat
ter, and were determined to serve their
master SHERMAN, before they went to Gin
cinua;.
This RECOMMENDATION was the only pre-
text tfat tie Republicans wanted. They
had the majority and they must use it
Justice mus. be sacrificed rather than risk
anything in regard to Mr.. SugRulX's cleo.
ton.
Tae D3nacratic members were entitled
10 their seas un'il it was shown thst they
belonged u the Republicans But the
H2g1e declared that they should be
uasca.ei and their places filed By Repub'
icacs until the uns9a.ei members could
,ho7 that hey are entitled to tkeir seas
Instead Of declaring man innocent till
proven gully II was Following out the
western plan Of declaring him guilty and
then a'ki~g him 10 Prove his innocence,
Bat or tte Danocca Is now to proceed
upon Ga inye5. 2 ,,ion will REQUIRE the
work to b. begun fcou the beginning, and
much time AID trouble must be apent, aud
perhaps much lost to the Democratic mem
5ers sud to the ps-'y before justice can be
done.
Men in both parties who wish TO see the
ballot box KEEP. pre- caOuo: fail to con-
denim this outrageous aud revolutionary
action on the part OF the Republican
schemer5. Tiere should haze been a tull
and impartial Investigation and the alleged
frauds sifed ID tue bottom, and the people
made fully satisfied that the men installed
in Office were the ones elected bv them.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

ro,ND AND ROOMS AT MRS H. Il. PUR-
} ter's, Corner Fourteenth and Chap!ine streets
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
ags AuvgRgia&sasHtH.
AGENTS WANTED
Hon, S, s, COI'SG eat National WUfk
THREE DECADES
or
FEDERAL LEGISLATION"
a History of Our Own Country
and Our own Times,

A History of Our Own Country
aud Our own Times,
Tho most popular 6ud best selling book now offered
az n;s. strongly commended by the press, with
OF; regard 10 political proclNitiCs. fSEs'psHl
q EvXLASU says Il ccuscieEliOusly commend II
t. my fellow citizens" Hos. JAMES q BLAINE
saws 1T is written in clear aud graphic style and
extremely entertaining" EI-PRs IDEST HArEs
says lit will 90 valuable and trustworthy in mSt-
ter--Scholariy aud enter aaing in style srEAHKR
CARLISLE SAYS, ~ wCuli commend tbs voI- 10
the people OF the Unitsd States" Hon. AERAN
HEWITT sy' "lGt,rcstirg as i romance.
Hundreds Of agents are meeting with great success
making from $40 10 Siyl PER month Agerts
without former experience src doing grandly with
it, while experienced cauvssscrs and tia "periac;
bouanzl." We want an agent in every ownship
ia tae state not now occupied. Previous experience,
while desirable, not absolutely requiied, as We give
all necessai Y in, tructions for success Books now
ready for delivery. II unemployed or you desire
to better your condition, write Is 70; terms to
sg,n's Address,
ANGUS, GA REi.L & CO,
iauiSrsSs Wheeling, ~. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

n, sentiment Of tho ;hici disti;c! or not:
The lac. IS that o4ly two counties in the
district require the upao.d.Dg Of the pro
t,c.iys tasiG, according to the RANDALL
idea, and yet these two counties have
dominated a.! the other large territory of
the district in its representation in Con
sres5." Be- We 10 ros believe it does
8ut however this may be, as long as Mr..
SNYDER fellows the leadership Of such a
conservative, t,seeiGg ana e5,e statesman
As Nr. RANDALL he cal not 20 far wrong.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
Wonderful Cures.

". D. Uoyt u Co., Wholesale and Re
TAI Dt~cgjs's Of Rome Ga, say: We
have been selling DR.. Kings New Discov.
cry. Electric Bittsrl and Buckien' AruicS
: We fer two years. Have never handled
r. dies that sell as we'll or give such
r r,al satisfaction. TEere have been
=. wonderful cures effected by these
IL, zines in this city Several cases Of
p,c4ovrced Consumption have been entire
" cured bv tie use Of few bottles Of Dr.
King NeT Discovery, taken in connection
,.irr Electric Bi,ters. We guarantee them
q avs Sold bv Logan & CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

Logan 4 Co, can always be relied upon,
not only to carry in atock the best Of every
thug. but 10 secure The agency for such ar
.iclss as have we'll knowu merit, and are
popular with the people, thereby sustaining
he reputation Of beng always enterprising
and ever reliable. Having secured the
agency Tor the celebrated Dr King New
Discovery to- Consumption will s'l i on a
rasitirs guarantee. !; will surely cure ary
and every affection o. ThrOaI, Langs and
Chest, aud 10 show our confidence. We invite
v,r 70 call srd g; a Trial Bottle Free.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

MR. HOADLT entered politics ten years
ago with handsome fortune lie now
says that he hopes to gather up enough Of
his estate 10 furnish him modes, support
during the remainder OF his lite. This Is q
wet blanket upon the ambition Of Ohio
boys with cu5eruatoriai fluctuations.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
MONDAY, FEBRUARY LIT, 1886,

commencing at 20 o'ciork a r., the following To-
Crhtd real estate lyirg All being situate en-
Xauc's is snd, I'm The city Of wheeling, county d
ohio, ard -tstt o W.T. Virginia, and bouECcd
aud described - Io.irrs
Beginning at a ! ola n the ,au.h size o. '!r-
ginia street SiN y-srv+u t .,ri four and ouc-fad
a. inches east Of !'nr.y wanna street; thence
eastward long the spUlu size Gt Virginia street
thirty one lall t,Ct; fleLC" outward para g. D"
Pennsylvania E're't orc SUUdr- q ard twenty nj
Usg) feet digit isl 3nC'r. L. ~ alley; thence wet
varl along ssii alley Il ttt-I 'ert ten lU' Inrhn
thence uorthward and ;arNlrl to Psnasy yaHls
street htty-trc 81 t'l riLe O. inches; lherce
westward and Var'iie. - N.GgirIa street tEcuiT-
two l22l !e.t TAO e. il,h,s. thtnr@ n0rihVaTd
parallel 10 PCrn-yivFr'a II { s-v,nt:-siy i.''
ieet eleven an inches - the fIacp OF beginning
The title is b heV u u TT l.Tterr h.t 'c,.ias IS
trustee, shaIl only crrv,.y i'm sir:sI war alty
such title Is is v,S, = g. Va hv tho I.,,i o. irjs
TERMS or IT. I.,. tg.rd the purCRAe
money, or 81 MU. -rcsH - an vur A"seT may
elect, cash in hind % .e-fAiri tHrI.o' WIN IN
teres; in ole year. ~. lA Ie,rai 49, thereof WIN
Interest In two yTH's iruHr .sy - ale, ih- par
chaser giving his L rc' .iih ,uyi s.Cur'r iof IL"
deferred payment rrs 81. ga. '.re 10 the Pio,
perty sod / he 20 ar,t ra;Ii 49,. Cut IN inI OF
the purchase mou,s a"'! j. ,.r,s. o. IN I'd lonsI
security. NI,Ll,.t y lp>abENr
Trustee.
J. c. HERvEY, hgr.."...r. d'c-H
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

The Democrats were willing a2i anxious
to fully inyestiga'e every ALLEGED fraud IN
Cincinnati. II the Republicans had such
q good case as they claimed Why were
they so much afraid'o: an investigation:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
Notice TO Creditors

Tu TaE CREDITORS OF FREDERICK
i Bisyhoa, deceased,
Ia pursuance OF decree Of the Municipal Court
of Wheeling made in Gauss tneTPing pending, to
slbjCCt the real estate OF the said Frederick Bscho
20 the pay mont Ci his deGts you are required to
p-cstn, your claims agaiusJ the estate Of the ,ad
Frecerick khchOh for a, judl cRiion to Joseph L.
PAUL, commissioner. at bis office No 1920 Chan.
line street in the city of Wheeling, Ohio county,
West Virginia on or before thursday, the 18th
day Of February. 1856.
Witness Thomas NJ. Darrah, serk Of sail court
this 18th AZ Of January, 1856.
THOMAS N. DARRAH,
i3ni ioRwy Clerk
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

Is uasaA,.ag -as Democratic members,
the Ohio legislature took the course CT o
mob tina. hangs q mau aud iuvssJisa'es
his quill. alarwarl
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
Woman in Journalism Again.

The Baby's Salat7-pius' is tn title OF
a two-column article III the New ! ORR
World. There would be & great deal OF In
tere,ting news uuga'heged II all the re-
uorters were bachelors.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

rL,E E.EtiI.rER.

West Eirgiaiaus sOjOurRing i'm
Washington can always fad the
DAILY REGJsEER On the cOun-
ter of Lepley a FinSter, news
dealers, TI5 Fifteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

RosC5E CoySrgSG's friends are se..irg
the pegs TO send him 20 the t.. ). Senate
RoscoG has not had enough Of public life
yet
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

Ma. SHERMAN was YeserdAy reelected
to the L.. S. Senate, and thaghost OF Miss
ELIzA PINEsrON rests easy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
ITit Can BE Found.

The canary bird that can sing and won't
sing from sunrise TO sunset loud enough TO
split the walls open should be given a
dip,oma
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

A PROMINENT Pennsylvania nor says
that the South Penn railroad sir be built
for sure.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

THE Attorney General aud toe Editor OF
the Iateligeucsr would make very cold
bedfellows
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
sho Won't Wait for Permission.

NFr UTIItHf FIcG. ~.
4 wong lady should not ALLOW her head
70 be turned by daussv but il ne" bon
net passes her CT the street ahO may turn
il mat q little.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
Trustees Sale.

- ~ J, l. HviJtTmau ard CathgriIe HOl1eTmar
vile 10 TIA undersigned tru. tie. dated on the
th day Of June, in ID, year of cur Lord. 1854,
and recorded IN lie erk.s office Of the County
Court o ohio county, West Virginia on the 10Th
Jay Of June. \. u, 1874 IN Deed OF Trust Book
no. 5, folio $50, | will, on
Saturday. the 9th Day Of February, a.
ID 1856,
beginning - lu o'clock Il IA. o. said dav, sill st
puUItc auction on the prentice T. the highest and
ats, bidder the property ,unvoyel 10y sail deed of
trust or 80 mucG Thereof ~ ma hl Ue,tssgry 10
pay The eNpe,Es after ding the execution of the
uust, iHCiUd n < The tTu.tee's commissions and 10
pay Eiso the deOs secured BIZ thu sad deei Of trust
ut the aud and prop rty thereby convened. that
Is 10 say Al the iUIios ing roperty situate in
Marshall county, Neat birgiGia, that is u cav a
parcel Of lana bounded "A fol ,ws: Beginning on
the lie between VIM NEi'maus ana Hcik-
heimer tT's.; thence along tie Msrthall county
Plank al youth 81, ca igfp'.: thence at right
Sug les south a. wet - 500 feet TO stake:
thCpyC spulh e.. west II * 80 feet 4 a stake;
thence nCTtI 81. Wa. 20 zee; I, Whjtsmans
line; tHeT lot feet with said line - the place Of
heclnuir &. icing the same property conveyed TO
). l.. Hpljrrmau by Henry E0f heiIner and others
by Gted date5 Iurp y, 1854
TkEN> OF SALE-nue thiyl o! tie purchase
monty. Ct So mrrI more AT Fpurcha,er may wish
10 pay cash In liant; Une-Asli -. tee remainder OF
the purchase b.ou-y with n crest in one wear
aud the re'ilU' th,Tto', With interest, in tao
v arS lrCm re day Cd ia.r, The rurcha,vr giving
bis notes secured Nv dscr # ilust ON the property
sold the deferred syWCIrs
Co. Is. CALDWELL,
Trustee.
J. c HVEvrY, Au';i .ue,r. itn 4oaEt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14
FOR RENT.
For Rcnt-

UIWE ELEGANT BRICK DWELLING HOu-E
| now occupied nv AleI Icen, No % Virginia
street, l,I1ud The house has r msdrrn improve
Ircnis and il ono Of tho most desirable locations
on the Isan6, with a good stable attached.
Apply 10 hOEhhei NEE hhusr
dec3ih Wheeling, W. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-14

Spelling the Children.
HARRINGTON FIRE Press.
4 Mississippi baby has three grand
fathers and FIVE grandmotheEs. That 8
the way the divorce laws work down there.
He Did.
Burlington Free Pres.
Keep it dark a5 q Burlington girl re-
marked when her lover turned down the
gas and kissed her.
Improves With Age.
Nicholas Cdrggice.
The WHEELING REGISTER gets better as
it grows older and should be found IN
every home in the State.
Competent to Slug a Dozen.
" !. Journal
Sullivan is known in typographical par
lors throughout the land as Slug One.
But Often Short in Other Ways.
Burlington Free Press.
Never short in their ACCOMPLISHMENTS
per correspondents.