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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Charles N. Lafond: came down from
Milnor, Dakota, on Christmas morning
and IS having visit with his Little
Falls friends. ~
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

There IS some talk OF having a dancing
schoa IN Little Falls this winter, with
Prot. Pearce from Brainerd as ,nstruc.
tor ~ =. 81: r. {9-ss. - + =
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

W Live Turkeys and Chickens and all
kinds Of Farm. Produce and Live Stock
wanted. ,$.g5.. LIVE SrocK Go. "
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Our specialtics are, first class goods
cheap for cash. 1t will pay you 10
examine our stock and prices
LITTLE FALLS LIVE Stock Go.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

See our line Of Deots and Shoes, and
the best Lumberman's Rubbcr,made.
LIVE Stock Co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

49, Royalton new band is named the o.
fidental Brass Band, and the members
are George I. Pavi,t, 0. l.. Clyde and
two sons, j. H. Russell, r. Wakefield,
b: Braanen, W. Bell, G. Johnson, R. S
Clarke. The following officers were
elected: Geo. Pavitt, president; R. S.
Clarke, secretary; J: H. Russell, treas.
nrcr
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Latest style Waterloo shawls only
500 former price $1,000.
-. MAURIN & MEDyED
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Hon. ]. Simmons is SILL confined to
his house with sickness, although able
TO sit up most of the Gay. His condition
is somewhat better than it was a week
ago.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

New ! Novel! Numberlcss {!
Remember our store is the hea(lquar-
tiers for Holiday goods, and that the stock
we have this year is simply wonderful in
cheapness, variety, attractiyeness and
size. FUTILE & CHURCHILL.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

W-For big bargains in jewe'ry and
sl'verware come to- the auction sales at
Staples je Welrr store.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

I W. Collins and Henry Bentreld
have ,'orlned.a partnership to sell agri-
cultural machinery.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

# Con. Cummings who talk Is Con. RalP :
place on the Little Falls & Dakota pas
senger, is u pleasant little gentleman,
and has been in the employ of the com =
pany on the main line for several yeasr.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

BAny one in need of heating stoves
will get bargain at II. F. Schlcusener's
between now. and Christmas.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

= Dave and Al Conner were down from
!. their 'f' Platte river lumber camps for a
short Christmas visit. #.s$5.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Call on us for anything you want to
buy in the meat market line. Our stock
is the finest, largest and cheapest in town.
KERRICH & MOEaLE1N.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Register Of Deeds, Signor, has been
busy the pas, week making out his an
nual report His office wl!l make a little
better showing, from financial stand
poiut,, that lasn year,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

We bard " need 10 recommend 10 the
Ladies of5fhis county our g go buttoned
kid shoes, IS they are getting so uniYers-
ally known !; 6, those VINO have not yet
tired them, they will find il 10 their
interest TO do so RICHARD Bios.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

IS just received at Richard Bros a
nice lot of Girls, Misses and Ladies'
JERSEYS.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Fish, Fish.

A nice lot Of No. l Mackerel, Cod,
Herring and Smoked Hallibut Just
received from Eastern markets.
LITTLE F >LLs LIVE STocK Go.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Conductor Kirkpatrick, of the Little
Falls u Dakota, left for visit with rel.
atiyes in Maine last week, and will he
absent several weeks. We wish him a
pleasant trip.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Having just received a. large invoice
OF the above goods, we are now PREPARED
to furnish the public with any and all
goods they may desire in that line,
'nclHding the celebrated Gold Seal and
Lincoln brands, which are positively the
oest rhbbers made. Come and see US.
RICHARD Bros.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Chas. n. Lafond received a. Christmas
present of a.tine gold watch from his
father and mother.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Frank Rsurke is now putting in the
new engine atA. G. Morrill, & Co.'S -four
mil at Little Elk. "%s i '.....~..
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

The daI1ce at the Favorite rink or
CHRISTMAS eve was a failure, the attend
ance was too small.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

shsrlich q Moeghn nade the Trans
cript Office a present Of material for an
excellent oyster dinner. ss.@. s. .tss r y
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

we carry the finest. and most COM
plete stock of Ladies' and Gents fur
nIshlng goods to be found in North IN
Minnesota.
! - L1TTLE FALLS LIVE SrocK Co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Will sell tickets from Little Falls to
any part of Europe and also all consulor
business done. J.C. HEssrr,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

The boys who came ZIP from .Millaca
I" spend Christmas returned to their
work on Monday.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Geo. Beyce IF Roy alton has for sale an
excellent stock Of fresh oysters, direct
from Baitimore g"
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

H. A. Rider, of the st. Paul J. North
ern Pacific engineer corps. was in town
on Wednrsday.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

S. Roller, representing the Parlin
g os 'ta Plow company Of. Canton
I'll, Was in town the first of tho week
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Two cars ofthe best winter variety of
Michigan Apples just received and will
be sold cheap at A. TANNER's
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

On all kinds ofGroceries, we keep the
LEAD" for low prices,
RICHARD BROS.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

1-GREAT REDUCTION! I have
just received lot of stoves which I will
sell very cheap. NV. BEna
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Macrame cord at RICHARD Bios

Groceries and Provisions are cheap
this fall, and you will find them cheaper.
tia e n ever at Tanners and he has a full
and complete stetk in all departments.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

we have 81 six months old pigs fox
sa'e' LIVE STOCK Co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

EB Standard Time whisky at Palace,
Sample Rooms.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

III. Foss, manager or the Little Falls
Live Stock Co, vent to st. Paul win /
large aot Of yenison the hrst of the week
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

1t 's|expecled that the Royaiton tpeo-
PIE will have a grand time at. the band
dance tonight. ...
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Yes, why Shouldn't We.

Call and see our new goods
is5s5 HEBRON Bros Z.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Different grades of lum Der, and at the
lowest prices, for sale at
II. +. ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Lime, plaster and cement at
J. W. BERs's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

delicious aud healtht... mineral wate1
AT SPRANDEL's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
GOOdyear's Rubbers.

Good veneering and chimney brick for
sale at HF .Sc1mp1-epnr,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Sash and Doors at bottom prices at
j. W. BERG's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

lhe beard Of county commission ers
VIII meet ~ ct the county auditors Office on
.next Tuesday, Jan 5. In regular session
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

- Dr|PutAey, Of the Royal,on Milling
company, was in town for ashort time
on Monday.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Don't forget to see
the largest, cheapest
and best line of lad
les, :children's and
misses cloalxs ever
offered here, at
LIVE STOCK Co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
TUTTLE & CHURCHILL.

j tB The celebrated so cent corset,
called Grace, is only kept by Richard
Bros, the cheapest store in town; they
also keep the Ball corset, and several
other makes. SSf ss$5s 133%S$%a .fss -4a ss@@3
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Carpet very cheap at
MAURIN & MEDyED's
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

We are selling parlor stoves less than
cost; call before you make purchases.
MAURIN, & MrDvrD.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Car load of Michigan Apples Just re-
ceived at. MAuErn & Mpnvr,,c
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Ladies's dress goods can be boucb,
at the Little Falls Live Stock Co g store
tor less money than the same goods are
selling for in st. Paul It is positive
TACT and the public is urged ,c call and
examine the goods and prices.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Dem crs,tic matches. 80 boxes for 25
cents, at s5=5 MAURIN q MEDvED, s y

Our Crockery ard Glass Ware depart:
.meai is lis full as ever, and We keep
selling them q popular prices
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Bring in yourBirds, Furs, Hides, etc.,
and get your cash for them.
A. TANNER.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Two strap horseiblankeis 81 40 per
pair at y 2-s ~.
te5s MAURIN & MEDvED's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

q Como COMO u ''t Davis ,srunning the Little
4: F q ~ Dakota freight train during Mr..
4Kirkpatrick's visi; East.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

GB Oh dear! Oh dear! To think til ut
might have saved from 5 to 10 cents
per yard on aannels, had 1 bought them
OF Richard Bros, makes me feel ugly,
out l Will know where TO 20 next time!
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Sewing m aclyines at
KERRICn, g. MOEGLE1N's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Flour. Feed. Meal. Etc;.

1Vo1 Te6I, H1tstI, FIEcs
am now selling the best Iowa feed
Tor $22. so per ton, sacks extra, the best
Iowa bolted corn meal for So per hum
dred. Gravel &Goulet Bros Fancy
Flour for $3.50 per sack. have made
Il corresponding reduction in the PRICES
OF all goods in my line
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Il 8 4 fair congregation attended tie servi-
sc. conducted BY Dr., Hawleyinthe Ep,s-
copal church on Christmas afle rnoon
The sermon was appropriate 10 the occa
sion, instructive and interesting. =
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

n o'ap1 e and fancy groceries at lowest
cash prices at the z b. I.
LITTLE Falls LIVE SrocK Co.'S
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
WANTED!

5000 bus: potatoes,
LOCO chickens,
. 500 @ turkeys, IT,.
And all kinds of
produce, for which
the highest market
price will be paid by
the l:'' LIVE = STo cK,,Co.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

The Olive Chill plow leads all others.
Sold by z.5.s J.sAY. BERG. II
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
Special Offer

Special Offer 3
: For the next thirty days I will sell:
:my Millinery Goods at GREATLY
: reduced prices. Now is YOUR lime
: to BUY CT ZAP! Ladies' buying
material for fancy work of me can
nave their stamping D ONESFREE!:
-MRs,L J. PERLEY.--
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

The Methodists held a swatch msetino
at J:&W. Balls, east of town on New
Years eve. ,->
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Little Falls had several Christmas
trees atprivate residences last Thursday
evening.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

81 EB Tanner is 10 the front as usual
with afull andtamp lete stock Of fall and
winter goods cheaper than S&
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

/ al, selling the goods IN my jewelry
store in the Worihingten postef1ce
building AZ auction and al a sacrifice.
Come and bny what you want at prices
much lower Than the goods were ever
before sald for. ISL ~. C. STAPLES.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Mic Lair was in town from st. Paul
yesterday selling Aberle s. Co.'s wills.
key.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Cur stock of Holiday goods this year
IS larger illan ever before, aud We are
sable g sell very cheap IS the goods were
bought Il, the New York markell.
TUTTLE ~ CHuRcHIII. n:
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Steel Flews cheaper than ever before
! J. W RERG's
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
CARPETS.

# Our f'ock Of Carpets is now full and
complete. just having purchased large
assortment Of all grades. Carpeting can
'be bought from Us from 20 cents per yard
and upwards Bargains in all styles. "
Turtle s. CHuRcHILL.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

We*have just received positively the
largest and finest assortment OF Wal
Papereyer on sale in Little Falls. Pri.
ces to suit the times. .@ -
@ss a. .s TUTTLE & CHURCHILL. !
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Horse blankets at cost at
MAURIN & MEDvED's.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

James 6. Clark at the Con gregational
church ON Friday evening, Jan. Is. y.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Some fine skating is afforded by the
ice on the Mississippi at present. -.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Mrs, W. Garfield has returned from a
visit with relatives in Marshall county
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
You can get more sugar,

You, can get more sugar,
! Youscan get,more~ dried fruit of any
kind, 49,
You can get more soap,
2 You can get more and better tea,
You can get mere Of any class of gro
ceries FOR ONE DOLLAR al nv store
than at any other place in town.
- =. - "A II
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Sheub- " au- w au-Gun at ''.
@.s q. f SPRANDEL' r
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
LITTLE FALLS, JAN. 1 1886.
AL ITEMS.
WHEAT-No, 1 hard, rs cents ! No
Northern, 70; No, 2 Northern, IS.

l sNorluern, -; NO. N Orthern, 6S.
Early again this week. .--..
New years calls1are in order -.
School begins again next Monday.
Dance at the tRsyal,ou rink tonight. :.
Two dances i'll town eu New Years eve.
1t was amuddy and merry Christmas.
Date your letters 1885, and then chan e
them.
j. D. Laclance talks Of making a win
TO Florida.
Make your good resolutions today; and
keep Them.
Alex McRae OF Swauvi]le was in town
on Wednesday.
WV. Flynn returne t. Dakota on
Wednesdays night.
Yesterday the season for, selling dee,
in this state closed.
A. Si,zman 'wf Rich Prairie had his
Christmas in Little Falls.
Miss Maude Reyes closed her school
in Swan River last week.:
Regular meeting Of village council
next Wednesday evening,
Swear off! IT you wait muchl niger
longer It will be too late.
Bill Harker returned alone TO the
wilds Of Dakota on Monday.
Read Village attorney ,Farnl.a,n's ar
tic]e concerning liquor license.
Sumo fine skating is afforded by the
ICE on the Mississippi at present. -.
James G. Clark at the Con- egational
church on Friday evening, Jan. Is. y.
Mrs. W. Garfield has returned from a
visit with relatives in Marshall county
Mic Lair WAS in town from st. Paul
yesterday selling Aberle s. Co.'s wills.
Key.
Little Falls had several Christmas
trees at-private residences last Thursday
evening,
The Methodists held swatch meeting
at JEW. Balls, east of town on New
Years eve.
Dr!Putaey, Of the Rcyal.on Milling
company, was in town for ashort time
on Monday.
1t isexpected that the Royalton tpeo-
pie will have a grand time at. the band
dance tonight. -.
H. A. Rider, of the st. Paul i North
ern Pacific engineer corps. was in town
on Wednrs6av
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Eighty .fise marriage licenses have.
been issued BY The clerk Of court Of Nor
.r '1' cos'n,y during the past year. If
that rate keeps on Z few years longer.
some ofthe town boys will get caught.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Read Village attorney Farnllain's ar
ticle concerning liquor license.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

~ Try the Select bottled beer at
The Palace Sample Rooms il is q pure
and healthful tonic.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

q See our Pivot Corset md ,.on Will
never wear any otlier. Hive fl,emtl. 5: ii
|sxir1 al siizes
j AIIs .ll.1yx ss;Tocx 1,oo. s
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

=. PA NTZKV,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Bill Harker returned alone TO the
wilds Of Dakota on Monday.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
FOR OR "FORNINST.o

The Ogden News advises the Idaho
press in the political muddle they ap-
pear, to it, to be in, to ''simplify the mat
ter practically and patriotically, merge
minor issues in the greater cause, and
have just two parties-for or "for-
mist" the Government, anti ormons
or Mormons?"
II the News will real the two plat
forms adopted by the two parties, it
will see that they claim that appar-
emily everybody is "for" the Govern
ment and "forninst" the Mormons,
but platforms are nothing more, as
general thing, than the lying ad-
vertisements of cheap-John shows
and quack doctors. 1t is more than
likely that in his heart no candidate
will refuse, on the sly, to be "boosted"
by the Sons of Zion.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Birkin & Kennedy.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ESTATE OF sANFRIsco RAMMUs. deceased

Notice IL hereby given by the undersisnes% y ne
ministrator Of the sbove-nsmed estate, 70 ~
creditors Of and all persons having claims 90
said deceased 10 exhibit the same, with ths Sy,t
ssry vouchers. within four months from ING ~ A
bis pIsce Of business in the town of HALEY AZ
turas County, Idaho Territory.
HALEY. I. T., May %. 1885. vvp
Administra"r
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17

-Suppose President John Tay-
lor mot Haley, should expel all the
Saints and lechers from the Idaho d.
vision Of the Mormon church about
Sunday before election, thereby en-
abling the entire caboodle to take the
"test OATH what would be the re.
suit? Why, the longest pole (purse)
would surely knock down the persm-
mon. Suppose, on the other hand,
the aforesaid John mot Haley should
issue his edict that the greater the
sacrifice made for the Kingdom of
God on earth (the Mormon church,,
the brighter the Saints crown. Does
any sane man doubt that every son of
Joseph, Brigham, John and the "plu-
rails" except those VIGOROUSLY and
openly in polygamy, would swallow
that test oath like q brook trout does
q grasshopperg
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
ANY woman of small desert

Any woman of small deserts
who marries man for place and pub
lie position simply to elevate herself
socially, for the time, must expect to
be the target of the worlds shafts
and ridicuie. From one end of the
country TO the other the press and
people are harmlessly amusing them
selvs at the expense of the New York
woman who will be, for two years or
SO, the "frst-lady-in. the land" Here
are the latest, fresh from the webfoot
State and the sinful city by Lake
Michigan:
The Chicago Herald notices with
regret that there is a disposition in
some quarters to criticise Mr.. Cleve.
land for having fun in the Adiron-
dacks while the earthquake is cavort.
ing around in South Carolina, for it is
not at all certain that he could have
stopped it il he had remained in
Washington.
Perhaps his bride could have help
ed him and held it down with her
feet.-Portland News.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-09-17
Mccormick & Co.,.
B AN X e RS,
., HALEY, IDAHO.
HALEY, IDAHO.

Transact general banking business.
Buy and sell drafts the principal cities of the
United States.
Draw exchange on Crest Britain and Ireland
France. Italy, Spain, Portugal, Norway and Swe-
den and all the German States.
Advances made on ores, gold and silver bullion.
Careful attention given to collections, and re-
mittsnces made on day of payment
CORRESPONDENTS:
Chemical National Bank. New York
Ihs, Naaohh Daik .----...---. Chicago
Croker, Woolwerth Il Co San Francisco
Mccormick Co.,. ............... Salt Lake
% Jos. N. BURKETT, Cashier.