New-York tribune., 1886-11-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Among tho members Of the next Congress win b
two clergymen, the Rev. L. +. Mckinney, pastor OF
a UniversaIst Church Manchester. Ii and tho
Rev. Myron W. Reed pastor of a Presbyterian Church
in Denver, Col. Mr.. Mckinney served as q solder
in the war. Is a man Of plain. blunt manners wears
o slouch hat and questionable attire Hc Gear
and forcibe speaker and his many charities have on
deared him to all the mill operatives OF Mancheser'
The Rev. Mr.. Reed for many years ono OF tho
leading Presbyterian clergymen OF Indianapolis ana
Indiana When he removed to Denver he at once at
tained q wide popularity and having changed ms
political faith will 20 to Congress ~ DEM
ocrat,. succeeding "Jm" Belford. the "Red Headed
Rooster of tho Rockies"
Five Cents Gone.-Kindly Old Lady-Whats tho
Little Bow icry ng)-I jes lost g. cents.
Kindly old Lady giving him III ncksI-WHen Hnw nsIs dS
IN five cents more for you, so don't cry. ho" uhA
Little boy feeling beter)I lost it ptchin pennies
-tHarpers Bazar
The old rock ribbed organ Of the Indiana Democ-
racy, "The indianapolis Sentinel" apparently stands
ready to renounce Cleveland and ell his works.
A man in indianapolis killed himself on Election
Day after voting the straight Democratic ticket ana
"1he Sentinel proposes the following epitaph iQs
him;
Here lies
Who, Tired OF Life
rNDFR A MUGWUMP ADMINISTRATION,
But Realizing His Obligations
AS CITIZEN AND DEMOCRAT,
First Voted the sta ght Democratic State and County
Tickets
Before Blowing His Brains Out.
This is what might be called writing with the bar2
on.
Mrs Mushroom-Melinda, now that Mrs. Dewiggins
has gone let mo tell you again never TO make any
70 H T Gn y nyhns pork
Mrs Mushroom-No but you spoke about having
a sty on your eye, and it mortified me tcrr.py-'Cni
cago Rambler
arh. .shur, par,r JouruaIr ia dissatisfied with tho
railroad facilities furnished to that town. Ut IL
fact" It says. "that goods ordered from New-forR
will reach Chicago quickly a. goods shipped rom
Asbury Park will get to Keyport In this county.
man can order tub of butter from NCw-foh ana
get it at Long Branch the Same day, but II ne or
ders It here 1t requires nearly two days before ~
gets to its destination"
The young women Of Atlanta, Ca, have determined
TO boycott "parlor beaus." That is. young men who
mako long calls, but who never say anything aoous
! theatres balls. Ice cream, or oysters.
The little girls father had recently been appointed
| TO an office In the district and che and her mOtner
| were out one ght to neighbor. who opened q
0o'.H Thank al yon said the lady. when glass
| handed her. al never drink champagne
aIale it." she aa, in a tone of command;
| "Why Bessie" exclaimed the mother, "what do
You must drink it, mamma"
"But l don't like it," she demonstrated
to move in society If we ion't drink champagne"
and the KID swalowel hers like little man. while tho
mother almost had ft-tWashington Critic
"The Boston Transcript" tells of spinster in that
town who says that she wants to get married because
the Bibo says that "there good. not won"
| Brogn-I have been reading about a woman who
has been Wis ting the leading stores and stealing
every thing she could lay hands on Singular ISN'T 1T
oSs on. sne Of the don't know, but
| know ! am.-tBOston Transcript .