New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-11
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THE IALK or The DAY,

VIII "glarng inequality" have to be added to
"innocuous desuetuoe" offensive craftsmanship" per-
nicious activity" and "ghoulish glee. which constitute
the chief tito W Immortality Of oar Presidential
phrase-makerf
A matter of business. Mrs. De Goode-Ohi Mr..
De Blanki you certainly don't mean TO say that you
attended the American opera IN CINCINNATI, anu
YOU a member OF our denomination!
Mr. De Blank-vhy. madam, was not aware that
music had been intercted.
"bluscl OH that Is all right OF course Dut i
hear that the American opera has a ballet"
"True. ] had forgotten about that: Tut then you
know should DO considered an exception because
1 artiot."
IAN artIstl Why. thought you were in the iron
business"
Il am. but do all tho designing for firm"
al really cannot understand-whst do you man
ufacturo principally ~
"1ongs."-tOmaha World
Park Commissioner Somers, of Brooklyn, says that
there is altogether much talk" at the meetings
of tho Board. Ibis Gospel truth. and Dir. Somers
been chief offender in this respect an
Injunction could DO placed his tongue both in anu
out Of the Board. it would be q wonderful relief 10
he people Of brooklyn.
The following poem. signed "Coonel Ella Wheeler,
per j. A. d. at this office the morning
after Jcdge waxems reception. It's author was on
the programme that affair. and this poem 10 sup
losed been that was shut out by the
base ingrautude oi Colonel Lamont, OF AZ
"sEr'EM UP AGAIN"
set 'om up again" for tho boys" and men.
And you'll hnd they won't refuse;
While you plank down the TN for vine or gin,
Yet. see them leave you when YOU lose
"Sel up again with 4 iangn OF gnn.
And watch how the boys" Will smile"
When you "psy for the shot" and get "red hot
And they put young "Johnny" oh the Isle.
But the world sun goes with friends and toes:
rEc -pi'wkcr' AMI 'pluckcd' rcuaiu;
While fox takes the with his sly little ruse,
And tho "gander" "seJs en- up AGAIN"
washington Critic.
The Governors mansion in Albany, for which
the asst Legislature made large approx riation, will
contain 100000 cubic feet OF space. An ordinary
city house is considered to 10 Of pretty good size II
It has $4,000 cubic feet OF space. 1t Will take two
boilers each ten ten foet long and three and one
half feet IN diameter 10 mako steam enough 10 heat
this new house. Tnis Is the sort Of Jcfersonian
simplicity that characterzes tho Democratic Gov
crnor 1t Is almost equal to the Presidents $4,000
set of china and 5000 piano.
In his Message Mr. Cleveland speaks frequently OF
tho Congress" but sometimes Of congress" only
His leaning Is in the direction Of tho Use OF the
dofnte article, which 10 not often prohxcd to the
Of the supreme law making tody OF the land.
In Using 1t, though the President follows one we'll
established precedent-namoy, the Constitution OF
ne United states.
Down On the L st-Hapry Fathor Cbustling about
Wo,nInsi
pencil-Yes, have just been looking over the pres
eGts.
Don't forget to mention the checks, but pc ps
YOU them. 1 viii give you tho figures
i,543. 2.G7l, Oslo"
"IhanAs. from relatives. OF course, but / SEQ you
don I wish any names menLonou."
one Hour Later-hapty tslher stin bust Ing about
My daughter don't forget W have Alfred make sur
hat the bagsag" Is all right.
Daughtcr-Yes. Tut dear NE. where are the checks
/, An iLc fl,f
tho nuiDbeIs cores ono with thvso ON the trunks
figures are l,o43. .0Il ana 9.e.Y."-tOmaha Nor
Montana cattle men have boen forced TO a real,za.
ton OF the Lct that they have been oyerstock,ng
her ranges. With large herbs tho grass has been
eaten OF until tho pastures have become Door, anu
they are now looking ior fresh pastures.
There arc In tho noighborhood Of 100 foreign iron
steamships running between the United states anu
various ports OF Europe. Some OF these cost not
more than $250.00o and others cost rs much as
$i,b0O00O each. that rough estimate would put
tho cal ai in, estei at not less than 500 600 900
on these vessels there Is not less than q total Of
10000 officers arh Icen constantly employed.
Tho people Of Toledo happy because natural gas
Is about to 10 Introduced In tho city. They have
east the horoscope OF tho future. Ind that with
natural gas Toledo WIN mako Chicago and st. Louis