The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-11-09


"Ohol You wouldn't have made that move,
would you?" said one OF the players. "You
know more than do about checkers, do you?
Where did yeu pick up all your knowledge OF the
And the man who had criticised the move quiet
lyreplied; 60,
years
Life is not worth living if one has chronic rheu-
matism and can't get Salvation Oil. Price % cts.
Cold piercing winds seldom fail to bring on a
cough. cold or hoarseness at this season, and
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup should be kept in every
house.
"you appear to be gay and happy" said Gin
bah at the residence Of Col. Yerger on Austin av-
enue. "You look well fed are well dressed and
all that Must have good income, presume
C"Oh yes" replied Kosciusko; ! can't COM
plain; Ihave my salary, fifteen hundred dollars,
and then make five hundred year by my liter
airy labors, that makes two thousand; and then l
run in debt thousand dollars, that makes three
thousand dollars. A single man who could not
subsist on that ought to be ashamed Of himself"
We know Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound to be really valuable remedy for diseases
peculiar to females.
''Ahtluh, I've been insulted don't YOU know?
Veal, downright insuted."
You don't mean i, deah boy"
even"
"Ten me about it, chappie."
"Why you see It was this way. was just say
ing what thought of y-vulgah people, who W.
worked, you know, and that g-gweat bbwute
w Hoyy SsS ws wS ass d Sst yas
Il Just w-wang chestnut bell at him with all
my might"
Lydia Il. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound is
having big sale in this section and it deserves
its success. Its cures are wonderful.
Citizen-Hcw are things out your way, Mr.. Hay
seed?
Farmer (gloomily)--wen they couldn't be much
wuss. My wife and three cows are down with
pleuro-pneumonir. Irefused 500 apiece for 'em
only last week.
Carriers Little Liver Pills are free from al
crude and Irritating matter. Concentrated medi-
cine only; very small; very easy to take; no
pain; no gripping; no purging
They were telling of miraculous cures, and Fogg
said:
There is a man living in our town who had
thing without avail Finally, in desperation, he
went to a scientist. In weeks time he could
Everyone remarked .How wonderful,n except
Mrs. Smith. who said she didn't believe word of
it.
All cases Of weak or lame back backache, rheu-
matism, &C., will find relief by wearing one Of
Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna Backache
Plasters. Price % cents.
Once when Mr. Justice Byles was trying pris-
oner for stealing a medical witness was called
who said that in his opinion the accused was suf
fering from kleptomania, land your lordslip OF
course knows ,shat that is"
Eyes," said Byles, quietly, sit is what am sent
here to cure"
Perhaps no local disease has puzzled and
bafied the medical profession more than nasal
catarrh. While not Immediately fatal it is among
the most distressing nauseous and disgusting ILLS
the flesh is heir to and the records show very few
or no cases of radical cures of chronic cataTh by
any of the multitude of modes of treatment until
the introduction of Ely's Cream Balm few years
ago. The success Of this preparation has been
most gratifying and surprising.
"What pretty children you have,' said the new
minister to the proud mother OF three little ones.
"Ah my little dear" he continued as he took a
little girl of on his knee, are you the Oldest OF
the family?"
ueual accuracy of childhood nuy father isOdern