Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-03-11
FAIRS IaESRS.
Fills Ea7iy Routine of Work 1t
WASH, DEfOn

No public servant since tie foe
has been so hard worked as Ia
now Is In Washington. In crdt
chat his admirers in this State ma
get some idea Of how his time an
brain are taxed the APPEAL ha
taken the pains to collect consider
able information on the subject
which will certainly prove int,
esting to everybody.
When he goes to bed at night a
i1:30, he leaves orders for the cal
boy of the hotel to call him at
o'clock that he may jump up will
the lark and begin to work for hi
constituents. He does not com
| plete his toilet at once. but pulling
on his pants and thrusting his feel
into pair of large slippers, be-
gins to map out new mail routes fol-
Nevada in between such towns as
may be depended on for Demo
cratic majorities.
! By 9 o'clock he has a large map
OF the State all covered oyer with
new mail routes, which on being
sent to the proper Department are
Immediately established and due
notice given over the wires.
He then sends for his Partisan
valet, who dresses him in the
height of fashion, after which he
goes down to the dining room for
his breakfast. After giving his
orders he does not idle away his
time waiting for the chop or ten
derloin, but keeps his active brain
figuring on the legal points which
he will present to the President
relative to the re-establishment of
the U. S. Mint in this city. The
powerful brief which he presented
to the Executive few days ago
was written hastily at the break
fast table the morning before while
he was waiting for his coffee to
cool.
Those who have seen it say that
from legal standpoint it is quite
as good as the one which took Bob
Clarke two weeks to compile. in
fact they seem identical in Ian
guage and logic, which shows how
naturally Fairs mind runs in
proper legal channels.
After breakfast he goes over to
The Patent Office to see if he can
De of any assistance to struggling
Nevada inventors: Only a few
LAYS ago he noticed a continuance
invented by some Eureka Demo
rats which consisted of patent
Tide in the bottom Of ballot box
" which Republican county
ould be made 300 Democratic by
simple twist of the wrist. He
fered to purchase the right for
Nevada for 100000, saying that he
elleved in helping sagebrush
enius without limit.
He next eats hasty lunch and
lshes oyer to the Senate chamber :
here he usually speaks for a couple
hours in behalf of bills drawn
. in Nevada's interest. OF late :
owever he has been requested to
1T his talks down to an hour, as
lch crowds of people collect in the L
'lleries as to seriously threaten "
lie srfety of the building. The Z
slant his silver oratory thrills the d
Hiding there is a rush for the spot j.,
ID seats in the front row command Il
high premium. The rest of the %
y the indefatigable Senator =
ends in rustling about the Capt. IL
seeing in what way he can get III
9 work in for his beloved State d
public building or some appro- ~
lation for increased pensions to p'
oilers. His head is full of schemes al
: his constituents, and when he pi
s down at night and realizes that "
has lost quarter Of an hour he
es like child and returns a por-
n Of his back pay to the Treas :,
', as he had rather die on the VI
It than draw salary when he 80
esn't work. Here is a model for ~
statesmen of the coming gene ..
ion and don't you forget it.