The Portland daily press., 1886-01-12
WIT AND WISDOM.

The Religious School of Art. eyes" said Mrs.
Bennington, "my son George is getting to be quite
an artist, ,.rt,o,,,.r sohoo, ~ art9u
"He paints religious pictures mostly, / think.
Isn't 1t Madonna that George is painting now
Mr.. B.? asked the old lady turning 70 ner nus
YES said the old man, "it's Madonna
prima donna"
A WEAK BACK, with a weary aching lamenesS
over the hips, is a sign of diseased kidneys Use
the best kidney curative KNOWN which is Bur
dock Blood Bitters.
THE minister had been telling the children the
story Of Jacob and the ladder. Up went hand ana
and a little boy inquired; "lf the angels had
wings why did they want ladder?"
paused and then thinking to gabn dl time ana b per
heard it tns siT Instantly stood up saying
sir; the angels were mounting and dldnt nave
any feathers"
7 suffered with rheumatism the most excruciat-
ing pain for three months, lost flesh and appetlte
and was almost helpless. One bottle OF Athlo-
nhoros relieved me, and though am weak am
gaining every day. Mrs. B. f. Brown, vineyard
haven, Mass.
To test his Workmanship young man 1 OF s ono
III bn wa nassine on the highway received the ball
in her month. She suddenly shut her teeth On II
of fine Iips and the breaking of the enamel OF her
two upper front toeth'
Try Carriers Little Nerve Pills for any case of
nervousness sledplessness weak stomach, indi-
pestion. dyspepsia, &C., relief is sure. The only
nerve medicine for the price in market. In vlals
at % cents.
had this experience 81a inch steel wire ropes run
Ming al a speed of 1856 feet per minute Inc
inches in diameter; they have been working now
for seven years night and day, driving on an Az
erage 3oohorse power and when taken . on lev
weeks ago for the purpose OF examination Were
found in a very satisfactory condition, apparently
being as good as when new. The smallest pulley
over which the ropes travel is IL feet IN diameter
Colgan's Taffy Tolu prevents nausea.
Colgan's Taffy Tolu strengthens the teeth ana
imparts healthy color to the gums
Scott's Emulsion Of Pure Cod Liver
OIL with HypophosphitesJor pulmonary
Affections and Scrofsttous Diseases. DR.. IRA M
LANG. New York, says: 81 am greatly pleased
with vour Emulsion. Have found it very service
able in Scrofuous diseases and Pulmonary affec-
tons"
AZ doan' go much notices an sich,' said Broth
or Gardner 81 once knowed man VINO nad &c
motto Time is Money hung in cherry room IN MS
honse He invariably rushed in his corn ten days
foo early an den tried to average up things py
piantin' his taters. twenty days too late once
knowed man who carried de motto a fenny
Saved am Penny Armed in all his pockets an,
no nusson eber fonnd him wild dollar IN caSn 70
his name He was all on de save, an nu11ln at all
on de arm. once knowed man VINO sou 9uI III
life wild de motto Excelsior De las Time saw
him he was in de poor house. He got SO tlred OF
lnggjn, DAT motto roun. dat he couldn't work ODER
three days in de week: It's mo IN de man aan III
de motto or maxim. kin show you forty pnS,
sons in my nayburhood who sot on dc renee an
summer an kept der eyes on de maxim, INDUSTRY
am de Road TO Wealth, kin show yer forty mo
who hang up do motto of Providence VIII rur-
vide an sot down fur Providence to do So u ae
wife Arms dollar, OATS PROVIDENCE. otluuy
work at fair wages, wild domestic wife 10 poSs
de kitchen am motto an maxim fur any Oh us. ~
anything furder am wanted, let us strive 10 pc
honest truthful, charitable an vlrtuous., We
needn't hang out sign DAT we am strlpln p ~
list cit dar Widout any Fo'th of July fireworks to
attract"
II YOU are tired taking the large old-fashioned
griping pills, try Carters Little Liver Pills and
take some comfort A man can't stand every
thing One pill dose.
A Lake Superior miner has invented avery in
genious contriyance whereby signals can be given
from the lowest depths OF the mines with tne W,
most distnctness and precision Inc Slgnai VIII VIII
be given by means OF an electrlc pen Which a..
well as by the person receiving it: The entlre ap-
paratus can be placed in an iron pox SIX inches
SQUARE Signals can be given from any levei OF
the mine This invention VIII nc oou9S p[Oss "
If saving MANY lives there VIII be no poSSipll-