Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-15
EHEELiHG ANE e SIEVE s, :
HAxsY'S MARRIAGE
70 Miss Mariah wiggin', as Deliniated by
Himself.
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WIGUy's NGSsHUN, April 8, 1886.

Mariins5uyg Independent.
WIGUY's MGSsHUN, April 8, 1886.
AZ i hav promised, i will now tel you
about our wedun, which ockured Tusdi
mite woke, in the Methoiust church on th'
oil. For 3 whoal da9 p7eviGs to the event
Nsritr and i were preparing to Lux gorgus
had zone back 10 M York and borrowed
mi landlords frock tale cote, with touldlnG
aspels, his creme spoled pants and an OF
Greeley beyer. Marier had reserekted be-
granmu,her's scarlet silk and white RIO
oons, and her kuzin's false tIiZes. VIII
10 M York i sent out ! invitashuns to IA
aumerus friends to attend mi grand wedun
and arranged (by psing l02 sents IN postsg
,tamps) to hsv Rev Oiiphan Rembleg per
iorm the surmony.
Tusda morning damned quite rutiiY with
q siklone that nocked oil the 2fute church
stepul. But it bekame milder towards nune
Az the sheet oy mite tel over the erth, aud
The fstul hour sproched, i went III the side
ov mi promised bride. She wuz very white
and some ov it rubbed oil on nj han. Buj
/ babe he cher no and nobly stan by bel
Jeems. She laGe her he'd or mi broaker
,holder, and CRU car.
"Rat,a.ts-ts! R~at,a.ts-ts! la tsl Ia!
tai
Ii wuz the siguul for US to sproch and
re lined, and wuz given by jim on an ole
linn boiler. Slipping han intoo Mar'er 8
and the other iutoo mi pants poket, ava We
marched up the hill for the church. The
lore stud open, and within we cud Sc mum
rus beds, hear the hUmm oy yoises. Mi De
rothed CRU disy and existed, but / bsndeo
- 2 pepurmint drops, which imedistly
~%sviveG her kurage. The Voise5 grn stil
~ we passed up the lie. With our he'd
dung back we made a gran apera1cs; A
last we stud in fruns ofan ole tsbul Marlel
leaned on mi sholder go heyily that l wui
obliged To request her to lean on her our
sinner. Then Rev. Rembleg STEPPED up Il
as with o Oigg open dickshunary, and J'nins
our hans, sed:
"Jeeus Haxby, do you uolemly EEesl
YOU vii tax this CURL for your wife, buy
1er Spria' boncts. shus and clothes, snc
koord and luy and churish jour mutheE IN
law, 80 long as you hVY'
i hesitated. Msrier Whispered that Eel
muther wuz ded. Then j snswured:
Yes sir, Mr.. Preacher"
The preecher smscked biz lips, pulled
mis- whiskurs and then luking at Marler
sed: .,
And do you, Maiisr WiguuS, soIeml'
vrcmis that you will never sbnze this mar
| hat YOU vii darn hiZ stocking, patch NJ
| clothes, and never groul when he asks yo'
% get up aud max the FIRE, sad thai yo'
vii luv him stronger than q duck does IN
wstur?"
Marier hesitated. i Whispered to he
hat i wud ten to the fire. Then abe sn
swered:
81 s~ertsinly do"
Then the preacher sed sum:hiuG a5ou
thozs rho o5iecked to 50 so or ever alter
~urds kepe their mouths shut. Then b
sed: 90
Il now pronounce you man snd wife
and whum i hev joined togetheF let no ma
ever seperste.' -.
Msrier kissed me. i got existed aud IN
sted of returning Mrs. Haxbys salute
kissed the preacher and came near emorei
ING a red-hot stov for her red heded KUN
/ shuk hans with 9 OF Marier's unkIes, eec
one of whum wished ne suckses aud ia
vited themselves doun to Sc me IN ID
sumner. Then we passed out.