Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-01
BRIGHT BITS.

IN NEW YORK it s now the fashion to serve
celery frozen haEd. The style probably origi-
ma ed IN corner provision stall during a cold
waye.-LOlce4 Fourier.
1T is SAID that young seals utter a cry Won
deTiully like the Eobhinx OF child in main
Nog we see why women are so fond of seal
skin sacques. 1t is that feeling which women
alone possess haGadekDhfa Herald.
REASONING by. Analogy: "D3es your wife
talk in her sleeps" asked one married man of
another, one day when they were com pairing
notes.
II don't he wake to see,' replied the heart
less husband. but she talks all the rest of the
time, so rather guess she does. "-SoheTrtJLe
Journal.
HERE ERLANGER Won PILsENER-Wyell,
Mess Meenle, have plSyed my gom positions
Tor You. Vot YOU like the best. de sonata or
the poonaise in Z sharp minOr2"
Miss Minnie (Of little musical culturel-
''Oh, the-I think the sonata. professor. It
isn't so long. you know. Thanks 80 much Tor
playing:'- Gambler.
ATTHE meeting in New Era Hall THURSDAY
evening for the purpose Of organizing a Hat
Trimmers' Association, to include women en-
gagged q she occupation indicated. one of the
feminine speakers remarked ''We desi re mu-
tual protection as well as men," The 100
yonng ladies present applauded enthusiast
caliy.-B0stON Post.
HOUSEHOLDER with the Convenience
"Mr, Putiyj6int, this bill Of yours is exces-
Plumber-"Oh, sir, you overlook the cost of
materials You are not aware, sir, that sol
der Is still $4s an ounce"
ouseholder-t'Indeed! $4S an ounce Well
well, Just mark 1t paid. Courier JO1rnGI
THE Harrisburg 7sls0r0DA saws that ~ man
who will amt job at which he can earn $500
per year asa carpenter or black NTH, 10 go
to aShIngtOn as q government clerk at s., 500
or $1,000 year. Is a fool " lie NAV be: but
the man VINO earns s.. 500 or $2,sts a wear as a
government clerk. and resigns 10 accept a lob
AZ blacksmithlng at $500 year, is a fool OF
much more colossal proportion. -Rorristol0as
HeydLd.
Couldn't DO IT,-Jones-'I swore of
drinking New Years day. and / have kept
my vow thus far. II is easy, after al. once
you get into the way Of 1t. Why don't you
swear OF. Smith,"
Smith-'Swear off what? don't drink
J---"Swear of using profane language"
81 eoudn't do that
J.-"Why nOts"
s.-"Because [ use stylographic pen."-
B1sf0R CD0rfer.
TIE Principal Order of Germany-'I see
that theR.mperor of Germany has con erred
the Order o the Rad Z lgie upon Cen Wolse-
Smith
Yes, so noticed. Is that the PRINCIPAL
German or0erf' asked Smith.
''Oh. no"
"WhatisP"
The principal German order is 'Zwei
WHY SHE HINES HER Eve
Why dOst thou hide that lovely eve.
And shade IT, sun lght mellow
All, why not LIT its gauces fly
Like those OF its sweet fellow?
Hast thou some fear Orunknown pain
To clasp thee on the morrow?
Or dost thou see on life's dark main
The wreck of some dead sorrow2
On, tell me. maiden. why so shv.
Dost thou thus coylv pass one!
"Weil sir," she said, IL hide my eve
Because it is glass one" Puck.
A GIRL OF II in one OF grammar schools
wrote "compOsition" on the subject. ssTbe
Skeleton in Armorn: "Longfellow has written
a poem about tit WAS dug up near Far
. River. First they thought II was North
man; then. later, that it was only an Indian.
Stll, nobody ever could rightly tell, az 1t died
few hours later" Here is a 'composition'
frum a Cambridge boy on THE Policeman:
policemen is y. G. l no Cop and he
kicked a small Teller threw a CATE for Putin
mud On to a milk Mans hors. and puttln' some
of IL into his Eers, and so when the bows
mother came out with some hot water to put
on the cop he got scarf and run Feerful fast.''
Boston Herald.