Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-04
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WBIike the Conoyesstoaat Be66ta. 1t never
prints landscapes and labels them with the
name, Of prominent individuals -PittS6Urg
mo, saidthe honest grocer, 'lts all bosh
about us fellows sanding our sugar. We've
learned that finely sfted ashes are cheaper,
have less grit and leave less sediment. "-PhiL-
dde1Dhia Herald.
II WOULD like to have my husband bailed
out, the WIFE of drunkard said to a Police
'All right" said His Honor. "send for
doctor and stomach pump. "-L0aoeU Citisen.
LITTLE BOY-"The end of pas nose looks
ike 1t was afre. doesn't It, MAJ"
Mother with a sigh)-"Yes."
Little Boy-"What caused it, map
Mother-"It was the work of an incendi-
ary."-Gooda1ps Sun.
A LONDON correspondent saws: "You can
not be asked TO the Queens ball unless you
nave been at court the same year"
Ihat settles 1t. We shall not look for an in
Yltatlon TINS season. Owing to a rush of job
work we could not have attended anyway
NoTTiStoa01l Herald.
The Senators may fret and frown,
but CLEVELAND never Will back down.
IT'S unsupposable;
HIS BACK bone never yet has bent,
And VIII not howLthe President
800 Is unbulldozabe.
43tea%t ieti p, --Roston Courier
BAD LUcK--Lieutenant TO a brother Off
cerJ-"i have ill-lu6k in getting married. A
far one without money my father objects to.
homely one with money my personal feel
ing objects to. A fair one with money her
father objects To. homely one without
money-why, naturally, everybody objects
to."-F1ie0ezde BlGtter.
"HERE, what are you doing with my new
Japanese screen" inquired Mrs. Tu1fboy of
Jimmy. nH
ION, Pm going to make it useful. See how
smooth 1t Is. can make three irst-class to-
boggans out of it, ana you can have the hinges
to start another SCREEN Jimmy has been
md behind the screen" for two days now.
The boys don't know what has become OF him.
-Haruo,H Post.
A FEW EVENINGS AGO, on finishing his sup
per, Col. 1erger said to the cook AS she cleared
OF the table: THAT was a splendidly cooked
steak, Matilda. Why don't you give me some
thing of this kind every evening""
"Bskase de oulled gemman what am payin'
me tenshun don't stay away cherry ebenin'.
Dat steak was cooked for Jim Webster, but
de low down, wuiless cuss saunt me word he
warn't coming, 50 you got away wild his
steak, and Ise glad OBJ ib.''
$50 am l." responded Col. Yerger.- Tssas
SiftinGs.
Why. Mr.. Sparks. how well you're
loOkingw
yes: and feel hearty and confident"
But what has produced this wonderful
changer Last month you were pale and III
apparently on the last verge Of dissolution
what medicine has restored you to health and
happinesss"
$50 medicine at all; simply dose of the
Chicago Inter OceGn's poetry. l began to
mend as soon as the Inter Ocean assailed me
in verse, and now / think I'm good for twenty
years in The land otfce business. "-E5chaRge.
~ SEE that Greece refuses to comply with
the demand Of the European powers to dis
arm. She says she will fight"
Yes, noticed that" replied Mr.. Bull.
"Nhat effect do you think that Will have on
the market. Mr. Bull?"
1T Will send prices up booming. You see, a
war IN kurope is sure to create demand
there for our prOducLs.n
"But hold on Here is another report that
says Greece has promised 10 disarm."
i"Ah, well, so much the better If they don't
have war TO kin the peopleoff there will be
so many more OF them t. demand our pro-
duets, and the bigger the demand the higher
the prbcasq Df, coHfseheAD A5dago Neaos.
KfE&Bi6ws the blaAt aeross the void;
9QJ1h6ispeH of mtldhass'BO@ is DER;
lkUh6merchry' 3 low fEe Gays are cold
~ bfFiehSt, please 10 shut thedoor?
1i Ans ca ger and q nipping airf
I've very often felt before;
But this can knock the Spots swear,
! .QGs5won't you sptft ID at door?
!, CHI W9s inc Wind al eatly dawn;
y sffelt II enter veryporss
y Hffozethe robin on t4fe lawn
iiiud-! can't you aiRAo tnatidoor2
The esradght that't c6iRfngup the stairs
q 1sUear is freezing m he arts core;
3 The homelesslman now lily fares
3 g-rr---- u! shut the door!
.UaJa -t..a .Iiraffnt --Boston Courier.