St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-24
He Is A CANDIDATE.

DuII Aldrlcn Tor antl-fat.
Frank Mcdonald for state auditor.
Ed Stevens for the supreme bench.
George A. Bracket for poundmaster.
Jake Barge as a peoples canii late"
j. r. Corrigan for emperor of Ireland.
Fred Smith for a good time to last for
ever.
Isaac Atwater as the young mans candi-
date.
w. II. Eustis for president of Bethany
Home.
z. S. Bartram for end man in minstrel
show
Byron Towne for president of the Clark
house.
Patsy Cardiff for a fight, or else complete
oblivion.
J. n. Mind for seat in the common
ouncil.
D. A. Secombe as GilfIlan's successor in
congress.
Byron Sutherland for nothing, fore
CAD. SIR"
Mayor Pillsbury for private life and
long rest.
n. F. Warner for laying out all other
candidates
Col. Bill King as the forlOrn hope of the
Republicans.
John C. Mann for being most ticklish
man i'm town.
Jim Worrall as the coopers' candidate for
most any thing.
Lac Stafford for big stock of red chips
and mo bridle."
Elder Stewart as the handsomest unmar-
ried man in town. :
Charley Pillsbury for seat in the Chi
cagO board of trade.
w. ii. Eldred .as the most bashful and
skittish person alive.
j. p. Fitzgerald for Aid. Matt Walsh's
large political shoes.
Aid. Cooley for seat in the next legisla-
ture and red-hot too,
Aid. Lawrence as bridge tender when the
stone-arch bridge is built
e. w. Virgins for the belt as champion
demolisher of mince pies.
Gov. PillSbury as conductor on the new
Northern Pacific short line.
A. Jay Blethen rs delegate to attend
the st. Paul winter carnival.
Con De Wan for siX-round contest with
convict labor in stone cutting.
X. l.. Kelley for place for hold on the
bull side of the wheat market.
Gov. Hubbard for delegate at-large TO the
national G. A. r. encampment.
Harry Hopkins for the medal as the most
graceful waltzer in Minneapolis
Alex. j. Mullin of the News Letter for
general manager of the exposition.
Dick Shadrick for managing editor of
some influential country monthly.
e. NJ. johnson for the mayoralty, if it
was not for Aid. Sly's opposition.
Frank f. Davis for the best fish story
architect that ever visited Alexandria.
T. S. King for rocket for not giving
light for an hour longer each evening.
w. w. Brown for a benefit every week
in the month and every month i'm the year.
Uncle Dick Huntington as delegate at
large to the next Prohibition convention.
o. NJ. Larraway for the position of stamp
clerk under the new Democratic postmaster.
Prof. FOlwell for champion kicker against
the exposition exchange of East side proper.
Col. Fairman as Overseer of the remodel
ing of Minneapolis on the Florentine plan.
w. II. Grimshaw for the labor nomina-
ton and Republican Endorsement for con-
gress.
w. z. Burwell for model in his tobog-
gan suit, for a prize statue for the ice
palace.
r. b. Henderson for a one-round match
with Postmaster Larraway about the Ides of
next July.
c. II. Prior as the candidate of all the
reporters-who haven't attempted to inter-
view him.
j. F. Conkling for better class of amuse-
ments and cOrrespondingly good houses at
the Grand.
Clarence Whistler Ryder for an oppor-
tunity to emulate ''old sport" if only for
a moment
Charles Alfred Williams for the position
of boss athlete in his darling Duplessis'
gymnasium.
j. N. Cross for some one to come to Mac
edonia and help him in the stone arch in
junction case.
Deacon Nettleton for best-known advo-
cate of the good old times with five Sun
days in a week.
Robert Hale for the position of sculptor
to rear monument to Col. King more en-
during than brass.
l.. S. Gillette for the Republican nomi-
nation for alderman of the Second ward.
this time without fail.
Doc Ames for the prize for patience.
His steam-heating apparatus froze up and
he never said word.
j. b. BasSett for an even chance to tell
Mayor Pillsbury his statement to the gov
eminent engineers was a mistake.
David Blakely for hall i'm which to de-
liver his new lecture entitled: The Mayor
atty Succession: or, What Know About
Politics.
E. c. Cauvet for the premium for self
control in not showing his exuberant de-
light at this cold weather, and he a tin
soldier. too.
Platt b. Walker for the savior of his city
as foremost advocate of navigation to st.
Anthony falls: also to have his manly form
for the figure head of the first stea mboat to
touch at Cheever's landing.
WALKS AND TALKS.
WHY NOT WILLIE, TOO?