St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-02-27
CUT OUT WITH AN AXE.
Pertinent Mention Of People You Are
Apt TO Meet, and Some Of Their
Peouliarities.
Chunks of Breezy Gossip Carved Out
for the Edidcation of Globe
Readers.
Sheet Lightning That Summers But
Does Not Burn--Notes About
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not lined, Is you say IL will, We think we
might use il 10 DO our Cumb-bel act IL anc
will trade you q saffron bued dog Tor IL ana
not charge you any percentage Tor nsklHs
the deal.
In my country" said a cultivated Ger
nan. the other day, beer is drunk by even
the masses as q beverage. The best BaVarian
beer costs about cents Il glass n American
money, but then the glasses would make
uaarly three or your ordinary beer mugs.
There the consumer Is bound 10 get the
worth Of his money. as the glasses are gauged
by the government and each mug has to CON
tain so Iuuch beer with a certain space left
Tor the foam, and when rlan calls for srit
nc only pays one half the price OF Iuil
glass"
Yes" said Mr.. Manufacturer yesterday,
''we are going TO reconstruct our store so
that it viii be perfectly hre-proof. Had We
made the Same provisions for fighting a fire
in the basement az We did on the upper
aoors, winch were well provided with hose,
the fire OF the other day would have never
made any Roadway.
II think" said lady auditor in the Grand
opera house on seeing the comparatively
light attendance ~ the opening performance
Ct NuBlesOn's company Thursday night,
that the patrons OF the Grand opera must
have expended all their money in tobog2an
ana snOwshOe suits. Why, this house should
have been jammed tonight, and don't know
now else 10 account for il.
Stanford Newell Is quite ar epicure, and
he enjoys dropping into Magee's and dissect-
u plate Of shrimps with Il friend 81 two.
Hon. ". VI. Campbell IS more At ease than
he has been for some moons, although he
says he felt his good luck coming tor some
time.
George Walsh, the attorney, likes to size
up the freaks in The dime museum. DR..
Quinn ana George LanO are also fond OF
taking in the sideshOw sights. Charley
Fairchild says they do il 70 keep posted.
George X. Finch states that the title of
"Mr. President is becoming a trihe chest
nutty.
P. J. Bowlin likes to drive good stopper,
and he is Il first-rate judge OF horses
Justice BURGESS is well up in classical lore.
Judge Wood wears handsome gold horse
shoe on his guard--just for luck, you know.
Judge Wi!kin is All intelligent patron Of the
muses., and he always occupies seat in the
Grand opera nights.
Col. Crooks is down on the jury system that
keeps man shut up in poorly ventilated
room ali day and improves his chances for
taking cold when released from the enforced
bondage. The colonel had Il dose of it just
before the change in the weather Wednesday
night. and he is now nursing robust cold in
consequence.
Ex-SnerIT James King usually takes his
noon lunch at the Ryan. H. vs. il is very
necc ss;try to do this in his business.
Charley Manship OF the Ca tight company
wears miniature brown jug as a watch
chain charm. He says il is evidence OF
hs BourbOu.sm.
Hugh Fraser says you can't keep a z 1od
man down, ana as an evidence OF tle ass a.
ton he points to The phonix-like power 70
rlcdper&t9 Of Nam he mer Bros.
Ey-tae-by, IL speak OF the tire 4 lazy a
b "a TO cAciaim ~ hal a splendid chan
IA rem he now to procure burgains in tow
C.S.'
After tl.s," so.iloquized Manager Tom
Scott, as he pulled h mu, ta he in
the ioyet of the Grand thursday night, ~
don't want you neTspa.er Re oRs ana the
public TO talk any, il ore about the bowling
demand for Il hisi o. Ordor of attractions i'll
81. Pau. Thy, just lCok ut this LoX Office
srect,' pointing to Il number Of vacant sit
tnga. Here we are piay.ny the best and
about IN only grand opera Company in the
toInUy, and eve y single seat Should have
been sold. On thu other hand if a minstrel
a Humpty-Dumpty show comes along we
frequently have staad NJ room. l think the
esthetic people who va higher grade of
attractions v / have 10 carry thier heads
pre- tty low after this
FlOurnOy says he hasn't seen crazy man
this week, and Ehle states that all a good end
man has 10 do 20 see one as TO look in his mir
ror.
Judge Barnett, the postmaster of Aitkin,
has been taking in the side shows of St. Paul
for the last few days. The Judge says that
there is still room for few more good men
up his way.
Counselor Strong, known as the ''chef jus
tice" among al, st. Paul friends on account
Of his intimate relations 10 the distinguished
luwmaker OF that name, is taking spin at
81. Paul real estate, and, like a sensible man.
he says that he believes in it.
DR.. Roy relates very good one on his eX-
petiencc with Dg-taiied celestial who. after
being cured. resisted the Establishments of tho
doctor 10 teach him how the Cinnamon pre-
pared the seductive but fatal poppy.
q a. Df lie. RI
is a son Of the war hero, and he is an expert
i'll all matters OF public Improvement.
Capt. Granger is cultivating becoming
pair of mutton chop whiskers.
Detective John 0Connor is getting large
collection of the photographs Of certain no
torious gentlemen. lie has to have them i'm
his business.
TO MaXey SoTtsides-My dear boy You
are the victim simply 10 optical illusions.
You say You proposed 10 girl when she
wore her carnival costume and that since
getting into her everyday attire you have
changed your mind and want to break the en-
gagcment. We greatly fear Maxey. that you
are in for it. This Ii Il world of trans fOrna-
ton and change and the sooner you get over
the fond Illusions of too confding youth the
better it Will be Tor you. The rank is but the
gIinea'S stamp, aud you have pledged
your word, stick 10 il like little man and
face the music.
Dave Dowlan, one of the chemists at
julip in four or five languages.
Huntington has made a handsome mosaic
OF the ice palace. Ii is decorated with col
ored figures. AMI has been presented TO Hugh
DoHnely as peace Offering.
Henry StrOuSe took OF his toboggan suit
the other day ana contracted a severe cold in
consequence. His case was diagnosed by
DR.. StaInu, who prescribed Il blanket suit OF
extra thickness.
Adam Fetsch is in favor of keeping up the
10
than to maintain the gay and festive appear
ance OF Third street, which blushed like a
bride III myriads of paFti-colored flags and
streamers. AS a matter OF fact, the absence
o the decorations makes the street look
lonesome.
Speaking OF the Third street decorations
what is their absence as compared to the
aching void consequent upon the retirement
from public view of the sweet girl toboggan-
ers, whose nattv costumes and radiant faces
made such brilliant scene on the streets Of
our city couple OF short weeks ago? This
reminds u.s. in the language OF the bard Of
that beautiful poem, II never loved Il bird or
flower or sweet gazelle, etc." but cui bono.
A correspondent wants TO know where all
the handsome tOboggan and snow shoe cos
tunes have gone TO. Well, sonny. ask us
something easy. As far as we are aware
some OF them-a few-have been packed
away in camphor to blossom forth again next
winter. Then few of them have gone
where the woOdbine tw;neth and we know Of
two very natty suits that were disintegrated
during the recent cold snap and placed over
that portion of our furniture which, during
the nocturnal season of each tweuty-four
hours, does Us the most good.
Citizen Durage has clipped of his mus
tache. He says he can eat more soup with
his whiskers cut decollete, and then Cby
natural sequence) he expects to increase his
avOrdupos about thirty pounds in the next
three months.
roCa -,
sistant city ticket agent at the Omaha Office.
is Il gentleman of exemplary hahiis He