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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
WIT AND WISDOM

An Irritable nation "
clock. Dy The
The most troublesome h.
is the boycott. OF tts ,
CTanberrles will cBrs
That's sour opinion. 1!sps-si
When the car drivers strf.s ..
not brake anything. --5l
A country seat that arg
The barb wire fence. u
Earnestness of purpose ,.
only from strong convict
To get rid OF a bad rr.a-4
for what you most need
Search others for their v.-.
your own heart for vices
A FOOLS advice IS batt.-r
knave. It is at least sincere
a tramp calls his shoes .-
because they have no srraz
An army understands r....--
OF glory than Of liberty
Mosquitoes are free from
least. They can't stand zn,r.-
What a man is deficient ~
usually makes up in murfzrrs-
The best earthly good fza g--s
and the next is a good ua-a
II some men bad TO s.eat tls.-
their health would be rrf-s7
Alas how vain TO ssrsw G-r.. ~. e
a grave which loving fingers '
grasp.
Temperance, employmeB,
cheerful spirit are the great --
of health.
Some one says man is born Co..
world. Yes, but BE- z--a..----.
married. e
We can ridicule the red --z..
but there's something brrHa-. ~
him after all.
Nature is frank and win sr--
man to abuse himself wftr--t .
him a hint Of it..
When a man speaks the t--a
may count pretty surely that rz---
ses most other virtues.
A man who keeps riches and
them not is like an ass that rs-..-
and eats thistles.
The indiscrfminate defense -s .
and wrong contradfcts the u15z-.-
ing while it baTdens the heart
Grindstoues are on the ts-r t-,
sumably for the benefit NJ ,,ra.
who have axes to grind.
There isn't much dfH--sr-a +-
obliquity between the man VIII, ,rs.-
The woman who doesn't tau trs 49,
Whatever people NAV trf-b-s nm
that which you believe t7 he -f-l,
alike Indifferent 20 asrzr-z --- --s...
Courage and mo5az-v are .-z -
unequivocal of virtues. for trar --
kind tnst hypocrisy cannot initiate
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
Al sickness in hogs comes Inn

All sickness in hogs comes from i
diseased or dis71dered stomach i
hog never gets sick If its bowels s-s
a'gOOd condition. This should sIvsz
be kept in view in feeding. and 9 hest
ing or c0nstipatinc diet Ike c--I
should be judiciously mixed or -a-
with food of a different chs---
Pumpkins are excellent for This 7--I
pose. Their effect on the bowels -5I
general health of hogs IS highly 5s-=
fetal.
Some very good shepherds. 5-i=.I
most keepers of stud-focks. give tt=-I
sheep a little hay all sumner a s
smaller number give their lambs EiI
choice rams a daily ration Of -s-
generally consisting of wheat bran E.|
oats mixed in about equal proportions
It Is claimed that this drv-faR5t-C al
summer steadies the animals a-=
tites, acts as a corrective Of aci7itv a--
hatulency, a preventive Of co.c E-.
scours, and general tonic TO the system
this more especially when the we8.1E
Is exceptionally wet in winter. Il.-5
latitude of Southern Illinois ne u1T
be sOwn in November and 7i7-E-=
under when fully headed ont iu Nay
and the ground Immediately s-T5-
with southern COW peas and D.11E-a
under in July or August A-1-1E
sowing of peas viii make q 0a-tis. --'1
by the first frost. when it can b. --r-5-
under and the ground again seeded q
rye. This makes three crops G.5Va
under in one year.
May is a critical month with t3--
animals. Tney are over a great par. q
the country going 'fr1m hay 60 grass.
and are liable 10 he affected tT The -7
bilitating influences Of the Euc-l5-'
looseninr feed. The only way TO 7.s
vent evil effects is 20 give h1ga-3 g7-
morning and evening at E-s-. -'1--
ming the morning ration of hay .1-s.
that of Tie evening, until .ra gTa5
gains in nutrfGva value s7-
the animals become accustomed 20 .-
This equally important for horses. COWS
and sheep. Horses that are not ql. =
hard work are not usually harmed Q
the grass : The clearing ont lo5s tls-
good. Brood mares need more s11s.l-
tial feed. Work horses or oxen sh2--
also have bay daily, but If the ha!
low, and due consideration for The u
ture prevents buying. they must Ia''
grain. which is best ground and sg--
kled over cut straw. Fresh cows s5-
orally do very well if they calye W-.--
a month after being turned 10 gI'@
There will be little to fear of milk l5,5.
or other troubles incident to q te'7--55
condition, but large milkers will l5-- s5-
feed the second week or they "l-
down thin.-Imcric7u dgr.T f."
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

Many have an idea that it is best TO
SCI plants in rainy weather, but this is
a mistake, if the soil is not very light
and loose. because when the ground is
wet it is very difficult to set a plant
without pressing the earth around it so
as to be hard when it dries, and it sets
together so cOmpactly that the roots can
get but little air or nOurishment, and as
the hard ball of earth is where no after
cultivation can reach it, the roots of the
plants must struggle to get beyond the
hard earth before they can find the
roper conditions for a vigorous plant
TUwth
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
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81
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
LADIES'.

Are you reckless enough to veutar. . 7. -.r.#
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

MY trouble always comes aTteT eating anV
food
However light
And dlVestibIe.
For two OF three hours at a time I had
to 90 through the most
EXcT1ciating pains,
And the only way | ever POt''
"Reief %
contained. No one can conceive the pains
that had to GO through, until
''At Iast2''
1 was taken $50 that for three weeks I
lay in bed and
Could eat nothing
My sufferings were so that called
two doctors to give me something that
would stop the pain their
Efforts were no good to me.
At last / heard a good deal
about YOIT Hop Bitters
And determined to try them"
Got bOttle-in four hours I took the
contents of
One
Next day was out of bed, and have not
seen
''Sick -
Hour, from the same cause since.
| have recommended it to hundreds Of
Others You have no such
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Columbus AdrOcdte Texas. April q. 49,
Dear Editor Il have tried your Hon Bit
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

EOR SALE-STEAW ENGINES, CLAY md
= Ore Pans, Boiler and Sheet-Iron Work -
secondhand engines and boilers on hand. Hoist
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

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uay 5 use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
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Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St, Philadelphia,
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
BuckIen's Arn1ca saIve.

IHE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
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Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
~ cures Piles, OF no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded. For sale by Z. James.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
az AGENTS WANTEpI
SCRQFuLA


Usually develops in early life,
anG is a peculiar morbid con-
ditiOn OF the system, usually
affecting the glands, often re-
SulUing il sWeiIingS, enlarged
joints. assesses, thickening
Of the lips, enlarged neck, sore
eyes. A sceCfuiOuS condition
is often hereditary, but bad
diet, too free use Of fat meats,
bad air, want OF sunshine and
nOUrishing food will induce
it. Some people are troubled
with scr0fulouS swelling of the
glands, and with ulcers and
kernels, which may cause very
little pain; others may have in
ward scPOfuIa, scrc3UIa Of the
lungs, sCrCfUIa Of the spleen,
scrOfUIa Of the kidneys, and
ScrOfula Of the bones. BUR-
DOCK BLOOD BITTERS will
drive away any case ofscPofula
and not to appear in another
place, for their action on the
blood and bowels will carry the
disease entirely from the body.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07
Downright Cruelty.

Having experienced a great deal Of
Trouble :" from Indigestion, so much so
that | came near lOosing my
Lifel
Ny trouble always comes after eating any
food
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

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bugs.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

Palpitation, dropsical swelIi- Is, uIzzIness. in
Health Remover. s.'
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

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complete cure Hard or soft corns warts, bun
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

Quick, complete cure. all kidney, bladder
urinary diseases. scalding. irritation. stone s
el. catarrh Of the bladder. 81, druggists.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-05-07

A k0CBRoAOs new si5 is7 or 70 FTiI8-.
1F1ssl<S - - Asnns Baoutiaz, and dhas fsk SoEA
E-~<3 tLohed God Rms s1d aeests sasrrls. "A
49, ~ teentstsrups peaks II aither md ( - -
- 2 st2 AdA 9 s. foate, Hagthforf. Cosa
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01

.he brokers' face aud ei.euIatel, 'You
have got Il bright eye may draw this
bank note across them just for Sec
ond p Tie broker was astonished, but
to humor a customer, whom he sup.
posed to be only in % jOYial mood, he
consented, and the bill blindf0Ided HIM
momeatarily. The customer closed his
own eyes, withdrew the biz, and ejacu-
lated rs if to himself alone. Correct
perfectly correct y He deposited his
money, and was about to leave when
suddenly the broker, urged by strange
suspicion, called him and said \: "WllI
you fell me why you weht through that
performance of putting that bill over
my eyes p Certainly certainly = ejac-
ulated the sallow fellow. Certainly ;
| was testing .he information L had. |
am an astrologer, and -
Are you the man that sent Mrs. X
here to buy stock p
Yes, oh yes = and the adder.eyed
customer rubbed his hands ecstatically.
Yes, oh yes 1 told her to come here
You swindled her. you scoundrel.'
The brokers' voice wasn't sweet TO
listen tu.and the astrologer looked more
than little scared.
'Why,I believe in the powers myself
he whined, or, of course, wouldn't be
putting up my own money 1t was
only because there is Police Coart i'm
this town that the fellow was not sum-
marily kicked into the street. As it
was the broker contented himself with
saying 'Your account will be closed
in this office tonight. If there is any
thing due you you can have it at 8
O'Clock. Get out or here now, quick
At 3 O'Clock when the gentleman called
he found that something had run af0ul
of the market during the day and his
2OU shares OF stock had fallen enough in
a couple of hours to wipe out every cent
of his 81 900 margin. And betray on
ly little bit OF confidence In saying
that the fellow wouldn't have been far
wrong if he had suspected that his own
broker was responsible himself for the
sudden decline, having hammered the
market and pacified bis conscience
some what i'm remembrance OF the duped
old lady whose fortune had gone at the
idle dictation of the arrant humbug
who now to some extent was doing
penance for her sorrow.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01
The Female Clerk.

There are 1000 women in the Gov.
ernment department at Washington,
says local correspondent, and many
of the best-looking and most intelli-
gent ladies of the capital are so em.
ployed. They come, as a rule, from
good families. Many of them are the
widows of noted Generals, the daugh-
ters of ex-Governors and ex-Congress-
men, and now and then you will find
the relative of a President or Cabi-
net Minister. Many of them have
travelled widely, and the great major
ity are educated and refined ladi es.
They do all kinds of work. and receive
salaries ranging from $720 to 81, 800
year. AS money counters they
are much more expert than men, and
the rapidity with which they can
count thousands upon thousands of
dollars without making a mistake
makes your brain whirl as you watch
them. These money counters get a.
bout $75 month, and they count
millions of dollars every month. At
one side of each one on the table lie
great piles of greenbacks, done into
packages as they come from the press.
I am speaking now of the Redemp-
ton Bureau of the Treasury. These
bills are old and dirty. The strip of
paper around each package of 100
bills states where they came from, and
who counted them in the country.
The young lady takes this off, and
moistening her fingers with a wet
sponge in front of her, she counts the
bills like lightning, and, if the pack
age is not right, she reports SO to tho
chief, and the banks from which the
bills come must stand the loss. The
girls seldom make o mistake, and If
they do so or pass counterfeit with
out noting it, they must make the
mistake good, and the amount is ta-
ken out of their salary. They can tell
however, a bad bill simply by feeling
it, and bank cashier will make
hundred mistakes where they make
one.
Not long ago one of these young
lady counters was engaged upon q lot
of $lOO notes. She lad been dropping
the scraps on the floor beside her in
pile after verifying the count. While
she was counting package she would
lay this scrap, marked with the name
of the bank which sent it, on the table
beside her. At last she came to a
package that contained only ninety
nine notes. and on looking fer the
scrap was terrified to find that it had
fallen among the others. She was
sure she knew the name of the bank,
but she could not prove it. The bank
was notified and refused to acknowI-
edge the mistake, and the poor girl
was forced to pay the $l0O.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01
Melancholy all Around.

Old Gent-And how is your father
John ?
John-He is dead, sir.
Old Gent-Dead Dear me Wha t
a pity And how is your mother ?
John-She is dead, too.
Old Gent-Indeed Dear me What
a pity, what pity. But how is your
wife, John
John-She died last week, sir.
Old Gent-Why goodness me-what
a pity And your mother inlaw, how
is she ?
John-She is hearty, sir.
Old Gent (abstractly)-Dear me, what
a pity !-DetroH Free Press.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01
The National Game.

Young Man Ito dealer in sporting
goods)-Haye you base ball suits
Dealer-Oh, yes. sir. can furnish
you with anything you like in that
line.
Young MAXWELL, you can get me
ND a suit made of chilled steel with lit
tie sharp pointed spikes sticking out all
over it.
Dealer-But, my dear sir, you could
not play ball in such IA suit as that.
Young man-Oh, Pm not player ;
Pm an umpire.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01

IT subscribers order the disqualification o
newspapers the publishers may cOhtihue To
send them until all arrearages are paid.
II subscribers refuse or neeleci in take their
new Spapers from The office tu " th they are sent
they are held responsible until they haveseitled
the bills aid ordered them discontinued.
II subscribers move to other places withoUtin
forming the publisher, and the newspapers are
sent TO the former place, thcyare responsible.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1886-07-01
-ll's4--s----
ADVERTISING RATES.

One inch makes n square. Administrators
and Executors Notices $780, Transient adyer-
tlsements and locals 10 cents per line IDr first
insertion and cents per line for each addition
al insertion ffff
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27
Runaway.

A serious runaway occurred on Mill.
tary laza Friday afternoon. the horses
OF one OF Duerler's delivery wagons run
ming away with the wagon and throw
ing the driver, VIM. Weller, heavily to
the ground. The wagon collided with
another wagon driven by a Mexican,
whose wagon was upset and the Mpxi-
can was thrown under IL, suffering very
severe internal injuries, which may
prove fatal. Weller was arrested and
held In Jail until this morning, when he
was fined So for careless driving. DR..
Kingsley says the Mexican is somewhat
improved this N, rning.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

The Y. M. C. A. had a very enjoyable
meeting Sabbath afternoon, led by Mr..
lilly; no pertinent opening remarks;
the subject being 1.-The Faithfulness of
God" Several gave testimonies. among
them particularly genial. round-faced,
stout sort OF gentleman whose name we
didn't catch, but who spoke at some
length much to the purpose. The secre-
tary mentioned one or two bible exam
Piles. This association Is an arm Of great
good In tee community,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27
Hurt His Eyes.

Charlie Landsuer, a son Of Mr.. II. NJ.
Landaupr, met with serious and pain
ful accident on Christmas, while playing
with some powder and firew rks. A
spark fell In some powder he was bend
Ing over and exploded IL, the powder
flying In his face and nearly putting out
his eyesiRht. The doctor called In has
hopes, however, Of saving his eyesight.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

The LIGHT Acknowledges receipt of an
Invitation from DR.. and Mrs. L. Peter
son, of Austin, to attend the marriage
ceremony of their daughter, Jessie
Evans, with Mr.. John +. Ochse. the
well known lawyer of San Antonio,
which takes place to- night at $40 O'Clock
In the Cumberland Presby terrain church =,
Ausfin
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

Merchant tailOrs. respectfully inform
their customers and the public at large,
that during the holidays they will make
reduction Of 10 per cent. on all gar
ments from regular prices. Satisfaction
and fit guaranteed. Call on them and
price their goods before purchasing else
where. Il. SMITH Il Son,
l29-tf A West Commerce st,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

The eleventh series of the BeXar Build
ing and Loan association il now open
for subscription. Parties desiring stock
will please apply at the Office of the
Bexar Building and Loan association,
No. 81 Soledsd street. as only limited
number will be issued.
12-9-to jan JOHN +. OCHsE.
Secretary
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27
Christmas Presents.

We have just received a large assort-
ment Of colognes and the latest special
ties in handkerchief, ETC., also the lat
est novelties in ladies', Misses and in
fant's cellalOid sets, jewel cases, basket
odor cases, mirrors, fine leather and
other fancy goods. suitable for presents.
Inspection of our stock Is respectfully
solicited. RAGLAND & Co.,
8 East Commerce street.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

The receipts at the Fashion on Christ.
mas Eve was S26S greater than that of
Christmas 1885, which shows the in
cressing popularity Of this amusement
palace, under the careful management
Of Messrs. Samuels 81 Michael.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27
Mrs. Bowers Coming

Harry W. Sewsll, business manager Of
the celebrated actress Mrs. ID. z. Bow
ers, paid the IGHT call this morning
Mrs. Bowers Is booked ut the Grand
opera house, January 3rd, 4th and 9Th.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

A. Kahn & Co.'S grand drawing will
take place at Geo. NJ. Cohen's palace
cigar store, No. ga Commerce street
on Monday, Dec. 9Th, att p IN. sharp.
1921 81 A. KAHN & Co,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27
GOODBYE EMMA.
Miss Abbott Completes Her Eng agement
at the Opera House and Bids us
Farewell.
THE CARNIVAL OF VENICE.

Petrella's famous comic opera was
produced on Friday night, and although
there is more fun in it than good music,
il made decided hit. That is not sur
prising for the piquancy of Abbott. the
fastidiOus grOtesqueness Of Annandale,
the humOr of Allen. and the excellent
acting of BrOderick, would make any
thing go" we'll. During the opera Miss
Abbott created furOre by her exquisite
rendition Of the Lullaby song" from
Ernine, and the excellence of the mill
tary march elected great applause.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1886-12-27

durable diseases and which
apply who their business We
it. WE SURGICAL OPERATION without the
Epilepsy all Male and Female Private Diseases
operation
the countr answer andm medicine