The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1886-01-09

A affmpse Of the aarments
Merkantswn Mes Wear On
their Faces.

Msrkantswn Mes Wear On
their Faces.
A recent article in this paper on
Hats" hss brought 30 many bene-
dictions down upon us that another
in a similar strain Tin some cases it
is strained little more) is ventured.
If you fail to see the point in every
instance ask the loan of some school
teachers pointer; it may help
you.
As to moustaches, there are many,
all sizes, shapes, colors and combi-
nations.
L. NJ. Boyers' is "all wool and a
yard WIDE" and guaranteed not to
fade or ravel.
Professor Stewards was an after
thought. 1t developed late, but it
seems to have come to stay.
George Baker has the champion
feather-weight moustache of the
State.
Hon. J. M. Hagans' English side
boards give him distingue air.
All he needs to make him an Eng
lish lord is vermilion nose and a
touch of the govt.
r. Z. Fast trains his beard la
Shakespeare 1t comes to a point
something like spear, you know.
]. r. Miller's moustachios twist
around like rams horns.
Lieut.. Wilson's moustache-per-
haps we'd better not attempt dis
cussion of that here.
There is no evidence that Prof.
Whitehill has ever seen a musket
but he has an extravagantly military
moustache.
Prof. Whites beard was designed
in 70, remodeled in 80 and torn
down in 'S3, with the exception of a
mansard roof, which still remains on
his upper lip.
n. NJ. Waters and Thos. Rector are
running race on this moustache
question, with the chances two hairs
and half in favor of Rector, but it
is only fair to add that he had few
laps the start mot cat laps).
George Steele and Clark McVicker
are also little jealous of each other,
and both are jealous of Job. Swim
dler, who in his turn looks at A. l..
Nye and despairs.
Prot. Purinton's face is prepared
for cold weather. The same may be
said of J. M. Reed. See?
L. S. Hough, Esq, and Mr.. Will
liam Wagner are always neatly
shaved. The only explanation is
that they carry BARRIERS shop in
their vest pocket.
Hon. Geo. C. Sturgiss, Col Fair,
child, Mr.. E. c. Lazier, DIR. Brock.
Prof Wade, p. H. Keck, Esq, Dr.
Mackey, Mr.. Lawhead, Rev. Mr..
Chandler and a thousand and one
more have out grown the youthful
propensity of flirting with their
boards and now let nature have its
way
Rev. Mr.. Crawford wears an APP
proved pattern of clerical ear-locks.
He brought them with him from
Drew.
DIR. Morris has been very success
full in cultivating the John Bull side
board. That style is becoming very
popular; it's so English, you know
T. w. Anderson uses an SxlO self
loading moustache cup.
Geo. w. Johnson, Esq, takes after
his mothers side of the house and
consequently has smooth face.
"We've got little list" of mighty
good fellows whose moustaches
''never would be missed, they never
would be missed" There's DR..
Kramer, George Rogers, Thos. E.
Hodges, Ed. c. Protzman, l. G.
Lazzell, DR.. Patterson, l. N. Weaver
Twelve got 'em on the list"
J. P. Donley, Esq, keeps his face
just as he got it from his mother
smooth.
And then there's the edition of
IS7S-moustaches that have been
strengthened by few summers on
Cheat river-including Geo. Johns,
w. X. Hoffman's, J. NJ. Bells, Char
ley Hayes, Clarence B. Dille's, John
SamsePs, Walter Hough, ct cetera.
Chin whiskers, with or without an
accompanying moustache, are nu-
merous. In various colors and
shades of colors, round, square, oval
or cater-cornered, they are worn by
Capt. McVicker, DR.. Coombs, Col.
Evans, Jos. Moreland, T. Picken-
paugh, F. W. Thompson, Will
liam Hogue, Thomas Gregg,
James A. Davis, Prof Brooke,
Prof. Reynolds, Henry Baker, w. l.
Protzman, E. Shisler, Senator Will
ley, Prof. Harvey, Manliff Hayes and
six hundred and thirty seven others,
whosenames are on file in this office.
First room to the right, second floor;
take elevator.