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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

Seine aubsre Irjnci cOncsntrirt nnb
uersinist in it6 inId blutreiuigerbe, bele:
benoe uuo ftdrrenos @isenidnftcu NE
MYERS SariaparlQa. Wenn man Ser:
sIei4e unitslt, iOute man bic SGaIitdt in
Betradt sieben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11
Sitsburab lit ni9t msbr &au5taSt.

Staff bss iOnit ibren Surisont p~erountelns
ben Gau9ss erfreuen bic 9ittsburser if3,
felt Der alssmein geruOroenen Senusuus
bss @rbsaies fir Subrit3wede, zines tlaren
Simmels. 9as @as toitet 90 Brosent
usnissr oils Goble, unb trotbem 1T Der @es
MINI Der grSsass@ eieai9aft iebr srOB.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

Sarun: n. @rIaubsn sic mir. nun,
seebrter Serr, Sbrer Godter meme 9iebe su
ertldren!" - Sanquier: I'D mas, er.
tldren! sic brau9en ibr nur Sbre S9ul.
ben gu rennen, bunn ertldrt iie ii9 Sbrs
Qtebe ielber!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

6roBmntter (srsdbIt): wSa, I'M breiBiss
idbrissn &riese marsn es b6is !3eitsn in
Oeuti9lanb. ba bat Islander isineu S9at
beeraben miTen. -. - Gnteltn: ,2es
benbis, @roBmama2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

g.: vSeim WeOicinalrutb SdneibIs
MAIDEN fi5 bod aIlmdbIi5 bic Sabre re9t
bemertbar." = B.: vRanu i9 ni9t fin.
ben; Der Wann idreibt fir iein Glitter nod
re9t tt ig &e3nungeu."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

galtrie (3u ibrer Sreunbin auf bsm giie):
vWelanie, molten mir nidt ben bsibsn Das
men, wel9e bort sefaaeu finb, aufbeIfen2"
-Melanie: ,Ou bit pobl ni9t tlus !!
Die iinb ia binsefaasn, bamit iie elm 5err
aufbebt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11
Sie Weuupniteus Quiicoluuo I'M iibIi

den Manitoba bsfinbet fid auseni9einli6
In blibsnbem 3uftanbe. 8on ben SOC, 900,
usI9e bic canapii6e &esieruns ibr als gei.
biIfe CUR eriteu ginridtuns poritrefte, iinS
bereitS s65, 900 SuriidSe;ablt. unb Der &eit
Miro in wenisen Monaten setilst wsrben
tSnner.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

SAT- bu jdon pom &r. s. s. Me9ean's
Gar 0ine Sung Balm ssb6rt2 IS 1T
wirfli1 wunberbar, wte i4nsa bieisr Sus
fen, 9alss unb 2anssnsR rantbeitsn bsilt9
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

Eoiten lam SuIuermasaSin au einem
goriberssbenben): rSie nebmsn sic nal
Sbre Gisarre aus benz Runbe. @ihsn
sic ni6t. baB bas &auden bier uerboten
iff2"-Serr: SITS benn bier 10 sefdbrs
LID, ouB man ni9t ruu9sn burf?" : 9os
item: rgta OBJ Nidt NAL 4mupe en-
bari man bier!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

Gin gruitltioeu plaste mid f@un Idn'
sere j3eit. Cine anwenbuns pon Or.
gusuit &Onis's hamburger Sruittbee mar
uon ben beiten @rfolsen besleitet. = garl
Sofmann, 80 MuIbsrrp.S truBe, Snbiuna:
polls, Snb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

Sclomebel: rSaseu sic mir, wesbalb
auf benz Yrottaitsn brsi Sanonisre iben9"
= giuidbrissr: rWeil elmer ALIEN bas
&umpsIn ni9t ausbaIten tann!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1886-05-11

slis Sas pirfiGmite Mittel se9en &beus
mati5mus, wsI6es i'd iemals unsewanSt
babe, baltic i3 unbebiust 81. SatObS Sel
unb trn9e i'd fem 8ccenten bieies 6ffentli9
al ertIdren. - SatOb Groue, @aterlOO,
Soma.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
4 Story OF Salmon.

One evening ". j. Florence, the
actor. sat in the cIub-room telling OF his
exploits on a salmon river in New
Brunswick. How many salmon did
YOU catch?h visitor inquired
Florence nearly Tell from his chair at
the ignorance displayed in the question.
Fishermen, sir," said he, with reezing
hauteur, never use the w0r, catch us
you apply il. Ih"y kill salmon. They
never catch them.
The rebukeI lis;enc: turned scarlet,
but made no response. A moment
afterward Laurence jerome, the father
of Lady Randolph Churchill, and an ex-
cellent story-teller, began to talk of his
adventures on salmon stream. He
was describing himself as standing on
bank at daybreak whipping Jack
Scott" over the water, when he hooked
big salmon. Il was so excited" he
said, that [ dropped my slungshot in
the water and lost the fish"
dropped what?" Florence asked, in
open-eyed wonder
My slungshot," jerome replied.
"Why, what could you do with a
slungshot at such a time?"
BEST thing in the world to Kill
salmon WITH" jerome said, going right
on with mis- story while everybody roar
d.-PhiLadelphiG Press.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
Cralv Half Alive

There are hosts Of men and woman who. to
coin phrase. only half alive. That is TO
say, they have seldom if ever any appetite,
are nervous, weak, fidgetty and troubled by
numberless small pains and aches. In the
presence of vigorous. exuberant vitality they
seem mere pigmies. Such persons are usually
fond Of frequently dosing themselves, swaI-
lowing in the course of the year enough drugs
to stock any apothecdry's shop of average di-
menSion. This, of course, defeats instead of
furthering the end in view, viz, the recovery
of health and vigOr. We're they to seek it from
an unfailng source of vitality, Hos 'etter's
Stomach Bitters. how different would be their
case. Then vigor would return to their debili-
tated frames, the glow Of health to their wan
cheeks, their trembling uncertain gait would
grow firm and elastic, appetite. that grandest
of all sauces, would give relish for the daily
food, We're it ever so coarse. and refreshing
sleep would crown the tasks of the day.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
How Wise Became a Judge.

Hon. John s. Wise, who was the re-
publican candidate for governor of Vir-
pinia at the last election, is dead shot,
a lover of fine dogs, one OF the best law
vers in his state, and-a joker. At the
Hoffman House recently he gave
writer for the New York Mail and En-
press batch of funny things about his
campaign for governor.
How did | get the idea for glass
ball shooting campaign? In the begin
ming of the campaign visited some red
hot democrats in a back county, intend
ing to try and convert them by telling
stump speech. l had to pass away the
time early in the morning, as the speak
ing did not begin until noon. There
was lot of old ink bottles piled up in
front of store | made a bet with
some of the democrats that just as
many of them as | defeated in contest
of shooting at these bottles should vote
for me. Well, won four democratic
votes in a very few minutes That's
the only shooting l did in the CAM.
paign."
You threatened to cut a democrats
ears off once. didn't you?"
Eyes, and would have done it if he'd
continued to interrupt me while speak
ing. 1t was at small town. l was
addressing quite a crowd. Every now
and then some one far back in the audi
ence interrupted me. finally saw that
he was fire eating democrat. point
ed my finger at him and said: i see you
and know that you are trying to inter-
rupt me. l have pistol and knife with
me. If YOU bother me again will come
down from this platform and cut both of
your ears off. Ineed scarcely add that
l finished my speech without further in
terruption."
"How did you get the title of judge?"
THAT, like the glass-bal shooting
campaign, is rather joke. Twas en-
gagged in lawsuit in this city, associat-
ed with Gen. Gordon. One day the
general and l were walking down
Broadway. | was telling him of some
particular law points that L had been
examining. He was intently listening
when a dapper young fellow, whom
knew, walked up and addressed me as
Judge. He walked along with me and
it was Judge this and Judge that. l saw
that Gen. Gordon was rather annoyed
that our conversation should be inter-
rupted, so ] said to the dapper fellow:
".Mv dear sir. | am not judge,
never was a Judge of any court and |
don't deserve the title. Why do you call
| me judgeP
You are a dog-judge,' he answered.
You could have heard Gordon
| laugh five blocks Off"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
SunhnyYers for Fuel.

/ grow one acre of them every year,
and have plenty of fuel for the stove the
whole year round, and used some in the
other stove beside. plant them in hills
the same as corn (only three seeds to
the hilD, and cultivate the same as
corn. | cut them when the leader or
top flower is ripe, letting them lie on
the ground two or three days. In that
time | cut off all the seed heads, which
are put into an open shed with a floor
in it, the same as a cOrncrib.
The stalks are then hauled home and
packed in a common shed with good
roof on it. When cut in the right time
the stalks, when dry, are hard as oak,
and make good hot fire. while the
seedheads, with the seed in, make a
better fire than the best hard coal. The
seed, being very rich in oil, will burn
better and longer, bushel for bushel,
than hard coal. The sunflower is very
hard on land.
The piece of ground selected to plant
on should be highly enriched with ma
nure. In the great steppes (prairie) re-
gion in the interior of Russia and in
Tartary, where the winters are more
severe than here in Dakota, the sunflow-
ers are and have been for centuries past
the only kind of fuel used Cheyenne
Sam
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
ABOUT DAVID DAVIS.

New York World: David Davis, who
is reported to be dying at his home in
Bloomington, is worth nearly 81, 000, 900.
He has lived in Washington for nearly
twenty years. He came here soon after
Abraham Lincoln's election, and was one
of Mr.. Lincoln's first appointments to
the supreme court. He held very close
and confidential relations with Lincoln
during the war. There will be found
among the judges private papers much
interesting historical material bearing
upon that period. Mr.. Davis has never
been Spectator. He has made his
money by investments in real estate.
He has made it the rule of his life from
the very first to save something from his
income every year for investment in real
estate. He has had great confidence in
the rapid advancement of this country,
and through his investments has become
very rich. His largest property interests
are in Chicago. The Judge was born in
Maryland. He studied law in the now
fashionable town of Lenox, Mass, Fe
lived at that time in Stockbri1se, Mass.
and was an associate of tue four Field
brothers, who afterwards reached such
prominent positions. Mr.. Davis rule
for securing competency is one that is
followed by many public men. Some of
the most substantial fortunes in Wash
ington have been built up through tie
advancement real estate in this city
drring the last twenty years Ex-Sena-
tor Yulee made the bnlk of his fortune
in that way. He bought large tracts
in the northwestern part of the city be-
fore the system of Improvements here
was begun, and now it has made him
very rich Land in the neighborhood OF
Dupont circle ten years ago was worth
10 or 20 cents a square foot. 1t now sells
in the neighhorhood of 81 and s. foot.
The advance i'll values has been equally
remarkable in other parts of the city.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
The New Rose.

Her Majesty is disappointing. The
efforts to make her rival of the Peach
blow vase proved futile, and though she
had admirers, they were mainly of the
anglomaniac stripe and they expressed
their admiration in affected English
that did not challenge enthusiasm.
This particular Rose was so much talked
about that visitors to the flower show at
the Metropolitan Opera House expected
flower of rare and brilliant beauty.
The producer of the Rose. an English
man named Bennett, has had honors
innumerable heaped upon him. His
picture has been published in the Lon
don papers along with those of great
heroes in war and craftsmanship. He
has delivered lectures and written pa
pers about the flower and has altogether
gained about as much fame out of it
as great writer could from book or
a general from a successful war. The
people who arrayed themselves instant
ly for and against the Peachblow vase
have taken sides on the Rose question
with their usual vigor. There are no
hidden mysteries about the Bennett
Rose. 1t is quite as large as it was said
to be, resembling very much a small
Cabbage in size. 1t was described as
having deep, sea-shell pink, but it has
nothing of the sort; the color is pale
and unsatisfactory and the texture of
the petals coarse. If it We're not for its
enormous size no one would pay the
least attention to it.-Broobtyn Eagle
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
STAGNATION IN A MARRIAGE
MARKET

Pail Mall Gazette: Among the upper
classes III France there is, according to
The Figaro, a notable stagnation just now
in the marriage market, the supply Of
manageable girls being altogether in
excess of the demand. What are the
causes of this? The Figaro of course
makes the republic responsible. Young
men of good family have no longer any
thing to do, for they will not serve so
Glow form of government. Besides,
most civil service appointments are now
entirely closed to conservatives. In
France, unfortunately, the aristocracy
has not taken to trade. as in England,
while the bar and the other learned pro,
fessions are overstocked. French moth
ers meanwhile are too wise to give their
daughters to idle men, and many If
them, therefore never ego OFF, at all
Not, however, that the young ladies
themselves are free from blame. The
French girl of the period is too fond Of
luxury aud comfort, and does not care
to leave the parental nest of roses for the
struggles and trials of married life
When we were young, says the writer IN
The Figaro, ''young folks were less cal
culating and knew better how to love
We were sometimes deficient in fore
sight, out youth and love balanced our
budgets"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
Japanese Boat Life.

In Poland some families are born and
die in salt mines. without ever living
above ground, and in Japan some are
born and die the same way on boats
without ever living on shore.
Zone of the most interesting features
of japanese life to me-" saws recent
traveller there, twas the manner of
living in the boats and junks, thousands
of which frequent every bay along the
coast. The awkward junks always be-
long to the members of one family, and
usually every branch of the family, old
and young, live on board.
The smaller sailboats are made like
a narrow tiat-boat, and the sail (hey
never have but one) is placed very near
the stern, and extends from the mast
about the same distance in either direc-
ton; .. e., the mast runs in the middle
of the sail when it is spread.
In these little boats men are born
and die, without ever having an abiding
place on shore. Women and all are
nearly naked, except in rains, when they
put on layers of fringy straw mats,
which give them the appearance of
being matched. AT night, If in harbor.
they bend poles over the boat from side
to side in the shape of bow, and cover
them with this straw-water-tight straw
and go to sleep all together, like lot
ofpigs,
"A child three years old can swim
like fish; and often children who will
not learn Of their own accord are repeat
eddy thrown overheard until they be-
come expert swimmers. In the harbors
children seem to be perpetually tumbling
overheard, but the mothers deliberately
pick them out of the water, and, cutting
them little, 90 on with their work. 1t
Is really astonishing at what age these
boys and girls will learn to scull boat
Il have seen a boat twenty feet long
most adroitly managed by three child
rem, all under seven years of age. | am
told that, Notwithstanding their aptness
at swimming, many boatmen get
drowned, for no boat ever goes to an
others aid, nor will any boatman save
another from drowning, because, as he
says, it is all fate, and he who interferes
with fate will be severely punished in
some way. Besides this, the saving of
a boatman's life only keeps a chatting
soul so much longer in purgatory, when
it ought to be released by the death of
the sailor which the gods, by fate, seem
to have selected for the purpose. -
Youths Communion
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
The Scene Of "Snowbouud.v

Whittier wrote note to the mana
gers of a carnival of authors" in
Scranton, Pa, recently, to guide them
IN making up the scene of Snow
bound" which he thus described:
The great kitchen of "Snowbound"
had old-fashioned, STRAIGHTFORWARD
chairs, small and large rocking-chair
both covered with patch-a desk in
one corner with a few old books on it, a
large round table in front of the fire
place, all of maple. A small bedroom
occupied one end. against the partition
OF which hung two warming pans.
There was no carpet on the floor, but
one or two braided mats. A small linen
spinning wheel was usually occupying a
place in niche made by the projection
of the chimney. A cupboard with old
crockery and chinaware was conspic-
aous object.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
DIDN'T LIKE PROFANITY.

Washington Critic: DIR. Sundel was a
society swell who liked to air his Latin
He had taken an acquaintance to call on
Mrs. Parvenu, and the man had never
gone back again, and when the lady saw
the doctor she asked him about it.
"Ah doctor" said she, "where is your
friend?"
''Not my friend. madame" corrected
the doctor, she was merely qatondana
acquaintance"
''Sir!" exclaimed the lady in Mortified
amazement. II don't know the relation
existing, but if you cannot express your
self in ladies' company without profanity
you had better follow your friend"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
THOUSANDS SAY SO.

Mr.. L. NJ. Atkins, Girard, Kan, writes:
81 never hesitate to recommend your
Electric Bitters to my customers, they
give entire satisfaction and are rapid
sellers. Electric Bitters are the purest
and best medicine known and will posi-
lively cure Kidney and liver complaints.
Purify the blood and regulate the bowels
No family can afford to be without them.
They will save hundreds of dollars in
doctors bills every year. Sold at fifty
cents bottle by Il. Hinrichs. 3
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27

DEACON DEwGooD's son returned home
very late. the other night, from press
ing engagement with his pretty sweet
heart. "Where have you been?" growl-
ed the old man, as the yonth came sneak
ing upstairs in his stocking feet. "Dear
father" he replied, 81 cannot tell lie;
I've been to a protracted meeting"
And the good old man upbraided him
self for having treated his son so harsh
ty
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
CLEVELAND NOT FIT TO RUN
THE COUNTRY

"Wha'd L tell YEP" shifted Uncle Abel
Bimley, one Of the pizenist Republicans
the Corners ever knew. "Told we Cleve-
land an his crowd wasn't fit to run the
country, didn't II I've been readin' the
papers perrty sharp the last year, an
all's I've seen is fourth-class postmasters
appointed. Didn't used to be so with
us. We had fust- class men or nothin'
I tell We the Democrats amt fit" And
the old man shook his head sagely.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27

James," said Tuffboy. ST., it is now
ten minutes past 5. told you to be in
the house at 8 precisely" ''But want
ed one more slide said Jimmy. Zone
more slide, sir. You are on the sliding
path too much, sir. You may carry
your sled into the attic for the rest of
the winter, and your skates too, sir.
And you will not go out of the house
evenings any more. nor have any COM
pany in the house, nor make any noise
whatever, and you viii go to bed I'll Z
o'clock, and" Don't you think,
pop" interjected Jimmy, that the
punishment hts the crime too much?"
Jimmy goes sliding as usual. Hartford
Post.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27

VERTIGO and various forms of dizziness,
coming upon man with spiral sort of
motion, indicate that the blood is full of
bile and uric acid; cause, the failure of
the liver and kidneys properly to act
For this condition that great specific
Warmers safe cure is prescribed by
many thousand physicians with the best
results.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27

A woman in a remote Maine village,
crazed by excessive Bible reading and
revival excitement, endeavored to goupe
her eye out. and afterward cut off an
arm with an AK, in order to obey the in
junction. IF an eye offend thee, pluck
it out, )" etc. She is recovering, but is
still insane
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27

GENERAL SHERIDAN says the malaria
he caught when he accompanied Presi-
dent Arthr~ to the Yellowstone, three
years ago, still hangs On and returns to
give him shake every seventh and
twenty first day as regular as clock
work.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
Territorial N sw 6.

LEWISTON, Idaho Ter, Jan. s, 1856
A long time have I suffered with pain
between my shoulder blades, loss of ap-
petite, sickness of the stomach, pain in
right side. No doubt liver complaint.
Six bottles of Warmers safe cure made
ne well and sound.- W. S. DYER.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
'NOMs0MAs of cases of Con-

pun tiOu e
cured every year by Acker's celebrated
English Kennedy. 1t is guaranteed prep
aratlon If it does not Ielp you it will cost
you nothing. Try it. A single dose win
show its good effect. Trial bottles 10 cts.
F. G. Buerstatte or Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
IN, . ~oOcO>> why Acker's
WV ~SOtS Blood Elixir

Is warranted, is because it is the best
Blood Preparation known. 1t will posi-
lively cure all Flood Diseases. purifes the
whcle sys. N. and thoroughly builds up the
constitution. Rex anbeT, We guarantee it.
F, G. Buerstatte or Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-05-27
WEI MliTIMc is prepared from the Extract OF
w HkNU lME Black walnut Hulls and Mex /

HEiuiiTIMc is prepared from the Extract OF
w nkNO Ill Black walnut Huils and Mex
lean Soap X with yasaline and other ingredients
(agreeaby perfumed) In the Walnut Hulls we get
the Coioring and Astripgent matterf In the Vasa-
line get the Soitaning and Dressing qualities.
In the Mexican SOAP Root We get the Cleansing
and stimulating effects at the roots Of the hair ID Ii
not a Dye! I'VE do not Nitrate of Slverl We in
vite Ladies and Gentlemen-oLD or YOUNG, BALD or
GRAY-to use WALNUTENE, knowing that its effect
will cause you recommend it to Others who desire to
produce healthy growth of dark brown hair. II will
gradually change and restore Gray hair its l.
uraI color. without discooring the skin. 1t also
moves Scaly Humors and Dandruf and prevents the
hair from falling off. We recommend the disuse
OF ALL OLD REMEDIES and trial Of this NEW DIS
|COVERY. IT is unquestionably the Best Hair Re.
storative, Tonic and Dressing EVER MADE!i
1t sold by all Druggists 25 per cent less than the old
Is per bottle. LARGE SIZE.
take any other artcle-insist on having wALNUTfNE
you call for it. J. II. BOND & CO., Chicago, Pro-
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H. being per bote.