Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-02-07
IPHELAN PLAYS POLO,
l ersat Game In Old McCrary's
Big Barn.
Empires Fish AOrn Gives the Signal
lor Mad Reyelry-- Some lnsinuatiOns
That It Was Not a Gentle
mans Came"

fnping Tito the saloon with his head tied
aud enough court plaster on bis face to
apply q smsll hospital
AN do Oh Lux bad, PstT'
"Do We lax bad2 Well, if Oh am any
Adge nv a total wreck, an Oh think Oh
-, for Oh have been in the whisky bust
nsss al me loifs We are the hardest lnkin'
atizen that Oi ive= sot me bloomin' eyes
a."
pat, me bye, don't Worr sbuts me; list
IA 'ill We see Geohegsn. Did ye liver
~ a patent medicine advertisement Sid
10 mixtures where il Saw 'Befure and az
fsr tskin'g Well, Oh lax loike the sfer-
akin' picture when Geohegsu Is around.
He is the worss luEu' specimen that Oi
iver saw s,hsnGiu' on tn fate; but Oh think
n hesr his grain now. Yis, there he is"
and as Mike 6aished Phslsu's clothes came
4 the door but il was ome time before
6Pnesey could recognize the person in.
ale OF than BE staggered ACROSS the
roon. took a sea, By the stove, and said in
lremblipg accents:
For the love OF hiven, O'Phesey, give
ne that bottle.
We'll &c the p)Eer4 it this rhing con-
fpues much longer YOU tello vs. will dhrive
&c 10 drink said Pat as he handed the
bottle to G~sohsgan.
"Oal don't moind us. Patse, ye
orsHr To ssE TINS RIsT w THE GANG
"Phst, dye mean to say that there is
Adv more loike 70 tFoy
SYis. sor, sid Pnslsn, % he tried to
-hok Al Ohessv out OF his Own hslt-closed
op,ics. there are eleven uAre al Oh guess
he most Nv thin are in bad.
WHO trosEt the dyusmoite at yep
There WAS no dynanoite ahute it, it
~ss only a game Of polo an ye d see
by our personal appearance how II turned
ont The other eysniOg Moike an moy
sonnv Doo,ch f-.ud vas over 10 the houss,
hen We got TO tslSin' abute q game Nv
holo that some av u had been 10 see the
boioht bslGrs Eiaslly moy son Edward,
HE du5s, spoke Ne an SEE he:
Father. whoy don't you an' Molks or
csuize a polo team, an il that way pass
sgsy the long winter aveuiugsy
Second the MOTION seq Moike
Idipkdo, would pc s,ms pleasure, mine
selluf,' SCI GoOsperg.
An in tha' FAy We got tos polo fever.
1t will D, very ajs7 10 organize a polo
&sam, ssz D. '9at where can We 20 to
play? .,vcg
ssz Edpie
.Bli Is +, 5is euo1gh, s,z or
.O6 u. sez Mojke, for didn't O'Phe-
sey an jimmy Cahiil flight their dogs In
tina, barruu. An. We knoE the crowd mat
gathered there thlu.
-Eiwar+. me son thin TUX down the
names Az those who he thought Wud belong,
O'Rouhs was 10 be goal iud.
,IgsgLy AND NACrOSEY FIRST AND SECOND
RUSH,
Domaine cover, me cOusin Timothy Dugsn
halt back. and Cshill point. The other
sold was made up ~ y Harra, Goosoerg'
the D~Ootchnon, d HOlhhan, Crsglu, Dough
ertv and M~cGnrranhan. Edward has a
trind who used to run q rink out IN the
country, and from him We rinted twelve
4 pairs Az skates. All sv the byes was on
hand ~ the appointed tonne, sn most sV
th;u 5-onght their wolves along wild thin
Bat1rs the game opened Oh stood up 80
exclaimed to the audience that none ay US
had lvsr been on Keller skates beture, more
than waUca. an if the game vas not as sci
anfSc "a thew were in the habit OF seeing
not TO criticolse Us too severely. 1t IS not
a moRey.mskin schsme, SEE Oh, that has
caused "a 20 organize this polo team, It
was ori- in order to have q pleasant way
Of vassil' the long winter evenings. Be
tune v5u su' Oh, Pat, 1t was too dom pleas,
an, Ys \ tell be the luks az Moike an
neseli that We enjoyed ourselves. We thin
snpoipt,d sald mon Dugsn referee. de
didn't knau anything sbpte the game, an
that Is The reason that We appointed MN
He had a Tin 6sh-born that he oloWed Thin
be wished rs TO start.
,Nr G-chegan.' SEE Mrs. O'Hara, it's
nzssif Dhat's ,hiukin' that It's that shiny
on ~, own eide gsm9th that We gintlemen are
gun to q ~ wid thin sticks
'2jgb, s., are, Mrs D HAra, SCI VI.
..r II DUDES CALL 1T POLO
.Fnr "a, that there wud be throuble Oi
~apn,nacei ~ the beginning that no hgQid
ref. shD-,,s cud b. had in the hall. This
ss.m-i :, cas-, a dAmpsr on the Tlst sV
them. yI, befure any objections cud be
raised st!I mon DUNCAN bloEed his horn
and W, ,.; our places At the MKT toot
The H., g., minced. We chased the bail
ND s4d 10 N the bTrrun but nsitner soile
cul get a goal.
wan n1niut eyer7 mothers son av US
uYS 90 Govl Wild the rist on top Nv US.
C1,,rsr, ma Dootchmon, fell down vance
and .ItraE5y Crsgin skated over ma ises'
Oh Pa. We thinks moy lace LOOKS osd'
bpr ~ ov,h. to see Goosberg's. It lux IS
e b. bad osen plsyin' peek.s-ooo WIN a
bsafsrsak p5uadar. Oh made q sWo,ps ut
rho hall, aa' NOV stick fetched d Hsrs
r,;,s. acro,s ,hs month on we both wlnt
dor ,o,:,Lar. Oh never felt so uncomfor'
tabI. !, the whole course Av moy lolfe, IS
Oh did wh9i,s lsyiu' al sprAwied ont on
tina, 8are ia fast Is Oh troied 10 arose
soma wan wad skate over me pursun nll
OF had been trampled on by the whole
vsng Thew wud probably have been Goin
yet, but ne, as the last wan holsned k'cEIu
me in the back " tie hid suid mon Du'
gan bowed Sis horn an hollered tonne!
Plat forT SEE Oh.
TO take 3 drink SEE he.
We have none Wid US SEE Ot.
SUR e. sEz rs or AN REFEREE'
on o. rav all take = drink.
Wild this he goes outside an gets the
sans aull iag. Well, az course Ol had
Gothin mozs to say, on Whiu the jag cam
aronpd 20 me tor fear az hurun the suid
moa's taiirgs Oi tuk q drink. IL Is curt
Gus n,s a lt.ls excitement causes q mon
to cave Equo-. We stayed by that Jug ni
/. VIZ. neatly dhry, an thin, Wild renewed
courage AID renewed vigor, We Nint ~ the
bal again
For a few moments We devoted our 81
tenGon 10 the ball. hat p~risintlY young Oa,
gan usa-lv cut MeGarrshan's ear on VIC
his polo suck. McGsrrahsn thought mat
Dngsu did it on purpose, an sY course
vo6 gn,v Ia. that mint. Oh interposed
in behalf AZ me cousin, wb;n MOiks Dough;
erty toald ne to be aisy or he wud spoil
ma C.s WsV thorght IL over fur q mo