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The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
BROUNS
IRON
B/TTERS
WILL CURE

Will CURE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PROSTRATION
MALARIA
CHILLS AND FEVERS
TIRED FEELING
DEBILITY
PAIN IN THE BACK & SIDES
IMPURE o
CONSTIPATION
FEMALE INFIRMlIlES
NEURALGIA
KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLES
FOR SALE BY HI DRUGGISTS
The Genuine has Trade Marx and crossed Red
Lines on wrapper.
TAKE NO OTHER.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

When you visit or cave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and s. carriage Hire, and stop
aithe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
iIalDepot
COO elegant rooms. fitted up at a cost of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depotS. Families can live
better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel
than at any other nrst-class hotel In the city.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

PUREE DE CRECY.-T To beef or
chicken broth add boiled potatoes
passed through a fine sieve, stirring
smooth; add minced cress or parsley
that has been washed in warm water;
some tomatoes also passed through a
fine sieve, and sifted bread crumbs.
Let all boil together until moderately
thick.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

The i'll uses its power of brightness
TO shine; the violeton the bank uses Its
power of brightness to breathe it forth;
and all things are using their powers
up to their highest capacities. All but
man, mar alone is guilty of what may
be called sin OF unused power.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

With even a length of 600 yards of
cable divers have been able to commun-
icate with persons above water, to re-
ceive instructions, to ask for tools, to
report Investigations, and the curse of
submarine Investigations, all by tele-
phone.
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John, what is the best thing 10
feed a parrot onp' asked an elderly
lady of her bachelor brother. who
hated parrots. "Arsenic," grufly an
sweIed John.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

A MODERN writer makes the asser-
ton that women have stronger attach
ments than men. Which is a modest
way of saying, we suppose, that corset
lacings are a shade stouter than suspen-
der straps.
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Never speak much of your own per
formances.

To thoroughly cure s~crofula, 1t is necessary to
strike directly at the root OF the evil. This is ex-
actly what Hoods Sarsaparllla does, by acting
upon the blood, thoroughly cleansing 1t OF all i'm
purltles, and leaving not evel a faint OF s~crofula
In the vital nnLd.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

NOWADAYS, when a Boston man de.
slres to say something terribly bad of
another man, he simply remarks that
the latter is mean enough to be a mem
Der of the Chicago base ball nine. j..
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

How foolish most OF our proverbs
aIel For instance, it is said that a
straw shows which way the wind blows,
when everybody knows it is the wind
which shows which way the straw
blows,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

SOME clothieIs are selling rough and
ready boys suits with an extra seat
thrown in. This is the first time we
eve knew reserved seats TO be sold
without charging extra for them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

A LOST female baby has been identi-
fled in Chicago as belonging to a Boston
family. She was identified by her eye
glasses.
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Il report by Mons. Girard, director
of the Paris Municipal Laboratory,
give some interesting information cor
~cerning.the adulteratIons by which the
French people are victimized. The
most extensive lmposture of this Kind
seems to be the adulterat'on of flour,
which Is mixed with various mineral
substances-often Of a poisonous nature.
1t a been certainly aseertained that
artificial Hours are imported into France
from Rotterdam, containing - much
as 81 per cent. of plaster. and 20 per
cent. Of sulphate of baryta. OF 81
Hours examined at the laboratory only
Il proved to be genuine, all the other,
being adulterated.
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Had a bilious attack and one of those in
describable cases of constant WEAKNESS.
Took quinine and other remedies without
relief. look DIR. Jones' Red Glover Tonic;
am strong and well. ASA THOMPSON,
Logan, Ohio.
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aoUsEHoLn

CpANrERHY JELLf.-LOok over a
ouart of berries, rejecting the soft
ones. wash and put over the fire In a
p-Ircelaln-Ilned kettle with a small tea.
cnp of cold water; let them boil for a
few minutes until the berries burst and
mash easily. stand a colander on a
plate. turn the fruit into it and i'm.
medlateIv place the cOlander over the
same kettle out Of which you have
turned them t1o not wash the KETTLE
Mash the fruit through the cOlander I'M
III only the skins remain Ga patent -four
sitter takes less time, but it is a little
hard on the SITTER; put the juice ON the
plate with the rest and eight good
tahlespooufuls OF white sugar and boil
well for fifteen minutes; have your
mould in cold water; do not dry it be-
fore turning the berries into it. Stir
well from the sides and bottom while
boiling. and take care that it does not
burn. This makes you a pint mold of
sparkling, solid jelly. Made the day
before it turns ont unbrOken.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Early piety has often been charged
with producing badness. Carboline
the great petroleum Hair remover will
restore the hair no matter what re-
moved it. Try it,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

ARE your sympathies with China
or France in this AFFAIR."" he asked
across the aisle of the car.
"Heyl" queried the other as he put
his hand to his ear
II asked which side you sympathized
withY"
"Oh, yes-I see. l vote the straight
Democratic ticket, of course"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
Never leave home with unkind words

The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil in
the world. manufactured from fresh, healthy liy-
ers, upon the seashore. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who nave once taken u prelerlL
10 All Others. Physicians nave decidedit superior
to any of the other oils in market Made by Cas-
well. Hazard IL Co. New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

A MODEST, quiet, benevolent-looking
old gentleman was sitting IN the
rotunda of the fremont House yester-
day, when he heard a stranger, seated
neal by, make the remark that he be-
lieved he would try to see Sol Smith
Russell in the evening.
Excuse me ST." said the old gentle
man to him; "but that is a wise deter
mination. Mr.. Russell is one of the
greatest comedians of the present time.
l know of no actor who possesses such
extraordinary histrionic talents"
ooh, thunderatlon," replied the
stranger, 1--we seen Sol Smith Russell
once afore, and hearin' he had a new
play; I sort o. calculated, I'd dodge in
an catch on. Mighty peart chap that
Soll"
"And he is as clever personally as he
is professionally, said the old gentle
man warming up. "His New England
training and associations have gone q
long way toward stimulating in his
bosom those virtues which, alasl are
too lnfrequently met with in theatrical
life nowadays. And pray, may / ask
where you saw him last?"
"Well, the last time | seen SOL" re-
plled the stranger. twas at Milwaukee
about a year ago. He was settin' in the
Elankinton House behind three of the
biggest jacks ever showed down."
II don't know that l understand
you," said the old gentleman; "what
was the play?"
''Three of a kind" said the stranger.
land a mighty good play it was, too"
"Comedy?" asked the old gentleman.
"Waal, n~o-leastwise not for the rest
CT US fellers," said the stranger. "We
kind o. reckoned as how it was tragedy
when we saw him rakin' in the pot.n
"Gee-whillikinsl" cried the old gem
tleman, as his white HAIR raised up, and
his benevolent face stretched out about
a yard long; ''you don't mean to tell me
that my boy-thatmy Sol-plays cardsln
"Your boy-y0ar Soil" repeated the
stranger, ''Say, look a.here stranger,
who be you anyway"
"Who an II" gasped the old gentle
man. "Why, Pm Mr.. Adams, other
wise known as Oliver Optic, and Pm
Sol Smith Russel's father-in-law."
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CONTAGIOUS!

I am a natveof England. and walls I was in that
country | contracted a terrsoae otood polsoad Sal LOT
tent at Nottingham Hospital. Ensland, but was not
cnred / suffered the most a2Onlzlng pains IN my
homes AID was covered with sprss all over NV body
sgd limbs Finally I completely lost all hope IN
mat country. and sailed for America, and, was
trcated at Roosevelt in this city. as well as by q
nrominent physician in New York having no con-
naetion with tn hospitals.
/ saw the advertisement Of Swifts Specific, and
setartnfned 10 give il q trial / took six bottles aad
! An say with great 10y that they have cured ma
Iifa L. FRED. HALFoRD.
New York City. June 18th. lsh
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed frea
THF SWIFT SPEcIFIo 20. Drawer 8. Atlanta. Ga
NY. Isl w. ed St
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Not a faded or gray hair to be seen. after
using Halls Hair Remover.
A powerful remedy for lung troubles. Safe
for young or old Ayers Cherry Peetoral.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
Never refer to a gift you have made
or a favor you have rendered.

ONE Of every Eve we meet has some form OF
Heart Disease and is In constant danger OF sud-
den death. Or. Kilmer ocean-Weed Heart
remedy regulates, correots and cures.
price Al OO.-G bottles $500.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

There is a kind of magic in truth
which forcibly carries the mind along
with it. Men readily embrace the die
tate of sincere reason.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

When Baby was sick, wo gave her CastorA,
When she was a Child, sho cried for CastoriA.
When she became Miss, she chung to CastoriA,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
FACETIE.

He left her in the wagon at the mar
lot after selling his potatoes, ana as he
started of she called to MN.
"Remember, %John-get twelve yards
If daTE.colored calico, and DO sure to
ask if it will wash
When he returned, twenty minutes
later, she held out her anu l9i tne
package he carried, but ne toS'eu ~ III
to the wagon with the reply
'Didn't get no catker'"
"Why?"
"Well, I diskivered that pug tooaek-
er was coming up and caIlkeI going
down, and l made up my NINA youu
better wait" .
That settled it with her. ohe nedIeu
a sigh or two over the disappolntmehs'
and then her contented look returned
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Hop PldSters are soothing, stimulat-
ing, pain-kIlling and strengthening,
clean, sweet and sure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

us not your son a jallor?n asked one
New York lady of another.
Yes, he is a jailOr; but you must
remember heis a jailor in Ludlow Street
jail, and Ferdinand Ward and some OF
the most respectable people of New
York are in that jail"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

The Frazer Axle Grease is the best and,
intrinsically, the cheapest. Don't work
your horses TO death By using poor axle
grease. Try it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

A WESTERN editor has murdered his
foreman. 1t is supposed the foreman
resented the EDITORS desire to run the
paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

CHAPPRD HANDS, face, plmples and rough skin
cured by using Jumper Tar soap, made by Gas
well, Hazard 4 Co., New YORK.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
BANK cashier to tailor.

You may take my measure for a
suit of clothes"
Exactly. What color do you pre-
fer?"
"What is the go this fall?n
"Well, for bank cashiers Canada
gray seems to be the favorite.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Some of the soldering fluids used are
injurious to tools and also to parts that
have been laid on the bench where such
fluids have been used. The following
recipe will do the work as well. and
Will not rust and tarnish any more than
water would: Take two unce alcohol
and put into a bottle, add about a tea
spoonful of chloride of zinc and shake
until dissolved. Use 1t In the same
manner as the murlate of zinc, or mu-
riatlc acid and zinc. 1t has no bad
smell.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

To prevent mustard plasters from
blistering, mix with the white of an
egg.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Tue cleansing, antisepue and healing
qualities of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy are
unequalled.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Never punish your child for a fault
to which you are addicted yourself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

FARMER JouN-"No, my son, never
siga anything" .o,
John Jr.-"But why nOtr'
eve lost thousands Of dollars Just
by putting my name to the most limo
cent locking bits of paper yon ever see'
No. Stree. Don't you do It,"
But l can tell a sharper as far as l
can see him."
$50 you think now, but you are too
self.conGdent. DON'T you trust no
body. Remember old Ben Franklln's
advice: ''Sign qua none"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

He that teaches himself has fule for
a master.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Judge no one by his relations, what
ever criticisms You pass upon his CON-
panions. Relations, like features, are
thrust upon us; companions, like
clothes, are more or less our own selec.
ton.
Evils in the journey of life are like
the hills which alarm travellers upon
their road; they both appear great at a
distance, but when we approach them
we find that they are far less insurmoun-
table than we had conceived them.
Never fail to tell the truth. If
truthful, you get you reward. You
will get your punishment If you deceive.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

The most crOSs-grained are by no
means the worst of mankind, or the
humolest IN station the least polished
In feeling,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Never be guilty of the contemplate
meanness of opening a private letter ad-
dressed to another.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

A dead certainty: The Hop Plaster
is more active than any other plaster OIL
earth. Kills pain.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

FITS: All Fits stoppedfree. Treatise and 81 trial
bottle of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer free TO
Fit cases. Sendto DR.. Kline, 93I Arch St, Phila., Pa,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Ntcket Is proposed to be a substitute
for bronze in coinage in France. 1t is
also suggested that the new coins shall
be Octagonal instead Of round. So that
the people may not mistake them for
silver in the hurry of business,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Laughter Is day and sobriety is night;
and a smile IS the twilight that hovers
gently between both and is more Ee-
Witching than either.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Best, easiest to use and cheapest Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. SOC.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Never arrest the attention of an ac-
quaintance by a touch. Speak to
HIM.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

l5-P Persons suffering from diseases of the eye In
any and every form, such as Cataracts, Myopia.
Pfesbyopia, Granulated Lids, Chronic Ophthalmia,
etc, etc, dbSoir}cfU cured. ShoIt-sightedness which
TO the oculists IS ever been impossible to cure,
cannot exist aft 20 using Aetna.
Address PRO- WILLIAM WILSON,
lib Chestnut Street. phila.
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A YOUNG lady called on an adver-
tiser who had "Flats to Rent,n and
asked to be introduced to n of them.
She said she "a so hard up for a beau
that she would be thankful even for a
Jude.
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LITTLE NELL-"We had lovely
times at the seashore this summer.
Where did you go?"
Little Jack-''We stayed IL the CITY,"
Little Nell-"Did you? How awful
it is to be poor. We; used to stay IN
the city, but we go to the seashore
every year now"
Little Jack-"WelI, we're going
next summer. My pa is going to fail,
too.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Our Lord has written the promise of
theIesurrection, not in books alone,
but in every leaf in spring-time.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

This successful medicine is p arefully.prepare6
extract Of tho best remedies OF the vegetable
kingdom known to medical science as Alternatives,
Blood Purifiers. Diuretics. and Tonnes. such az
Sarsaparilla, Yellow Dock. Stillingia, Dandelion,
juniper Berries. Mandrake, Wild Cherry Bark
and other selected roots, barks and herbs. A
medicine, like anything else. can be fairly judged
only by Its results. We point with satisfaction &c
the glorious record Hoods sarsaparilla has en-
tered for Itself upon tho hearts Of thousands of
people who have personally or indirectly been
relieved of terrible suffering which all other
remedies failed TO reach. Sold by alldruggists.
81; six for IS. Made only by c. I. HOOD & Co.
Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
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Frazer Axle Grease.

Never call attention to the features or
form of any one present.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Never look over the shoulder of an
other who is reading or writing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

The resurrection is the silver Inning
to the dark cloud of death, and we
know the sun IS shining beyond.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

"WHY don't you write what l die.
tate2" said a Dallas merchant to his
clerk.
Then turn the paper over and write
on the other side, you donkey"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Every one can master a grief but he
that has it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Never laugh at the mistortunes of
- Anra
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22
C0torrh, Cured

Ns.afrh Is a very prevalent disease, with dis
.iusSing and offensive symptoms. Hoods sar.
sAparlila gives ready relief and speedy cure, "a St
purlhes the blood and tones up tho whole system.
i su1erod with catarrh IS years. Itook Hoods
Sarsaparilia and now I am not troubled any
with catarrh, and my general health Is much
better j. w. LrLLfs, Chicago. III.
suffered with catarrh six or eight years;
iIto many wonderful cures. inhalers, etc. spend
ing nearly one hundred dollars without benent.
\ tHed Hoods Sarsaparilla and was greatly Inn
proved NJ. A ABBEY, Worcester, Mass.
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100 Doses One Dollar


vinegar E5rtters, apur
gative and tonic, pnrilee ths
strengthens the hver
and Kidneys, and VIII restore
health. however lost.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

NInegHF BItterh - lha
best remedy discovered for
promoting digestion, curing
headache and increasing the
vital powers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-22

Agents wanted in every City of the Union,
$50 a week may be made.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1886-12-23
MANY LIVES LOST.
Wreck OF the Whaling Bark Atlantic
Outside or the HarbOr or
San Francisco.
[San Francisco , special. ]


The wbaler bark Atlantic was driven
House, and went to pieces in few min
utes, not spar remaining standing. The
wreck was strewn along the beach for
three or four miles. About twenty-five
men are believed to be lost. The captail
and mate, with eight or ten m,n, were
saved. At the time of the disaster dense
fog and heavy sea prevailed. The Atlantic
left here for a cruise in the South Pacific,
after which she was to proceed north. She
was an old vessel, having been built in
1851; was 251 tons register, and was own
ed by j. & w. r. Wing, of New Bed ord,
Mass. She was commanded by Capt.
Thomas T.. Warren.
Following is Captain Warren's statement
of the wreck: There was heavy head
swell and no wind. The currents were so
strong that we could not get ont OF The
swell. We let go both anchors, but the a
SWEPT the decks and was so heavy that the
anchors could nos hold. We dragged ashore
and struck a. 1870 a. m. Men were being
washed off during all this time by the i'm
mense waves which washed over us. The
vessel went TO pieces an hour and n half
ter she struck. There was q very heavy
fog, and it was pitch dark. We succeeded
IN lowering TWO DOatS, but DOtn capSlZeu
before .ttiI g two toat-lengths from the
ship. The first boat contained 4. ii. Doty,
first mate. Anton Perry, third mate, and
four or five of the crew. That was the last
we saw of them. In the ,econd boat we're
myself second mate, RIM, and FIVE men.
When we we're swamped the sea carr ed us
in till we tolched bottom, when we dragged
ourselves ashore. We made no signals of
distress, as it was too foggy for any to be
seen"
As soon as the captain reached the shore
he made his way in ON exhausted condition
to the life-saving station, a few hundred
yards away, and gave the alarm. Ths ap-
paratus was immediately got out, but owing
TO the darkness and fog it was some time
before the wreck could be locnt, d. A line
was then shot over her, but proved Of no
service, as it became cntan2led in floating
wreckage, and the vessel shortly went TO
| pieces. The ve-sel was valued at $4,000,
and her outfit at $1,000; insurance,
$5,Cc0. The captain and crew numb, red
iorty-two persons, and up TO now only
eleven are known TO be saved.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1886-12-23
Persisted IN The FLAMES.
Many Lives Lost in a Burning
Steamer on the Missis.
sippi River.
The J. NJ. White Destroyed Near Bayou
Sara, La.--Thrilling Scenes
and Incidents.
New orleans speciai.l

The steamer ]. M. White, on her down
trip from Vicksburg, caught fire at 1890
o'clock on Tuesday night while at st.
Maurice Landing, in Pointe Coupee Parish,
four miles above Bayou Sara, and was en-
tirely destroyed in few minutes. The fire
originated near the boilers, and spread with
such rapidity that the flames enveloped the
boat before warning Of their danger could
be given the passengers and crew. One OF
the mates was the nrst to see the fire from
the ca6in the s smoke l,' vas vas SO dense that he
could only awaken the occupants of few
of the staterooms in front and escape with
the rest Of the officers TO place of safety.
All the books and papers in the clerks
Office were destroyed. Capt. Muse was sick
in his room at the time, and was notified
just in time 10 save his life.
All the passengers in the forward cabin
were saved, with one exception. Those in
the ladies' cabin were shut off from retreat
by the flames, and were burned in their
rooms or were forced to jump into the
river, where only three were rescued.
Washington Floyd, Captain of the Will
s. Hays of Louisville, was aroused in
time to save himself, but rushed back into
the ladies' cabin TO save the occupants, and
was himself destroyed.
The following is partial list of the lost
Mr.. Spafford, Superintendent of the
Natchez and Vidalia Railroad, wife, and
child.
Captain Wash Floyd of the Will S. Hays.
Miss Agnes McCaleb of West Feliciana.
Two women, names not known.
Two white men from the West.
There were twenty one colored, includ-
ing several of the boat hands, and two me-
gro preachers, who were also killed. Chief
Engineer McGreevy says:
"There were four kegs of powder in the
magazine, and the moment the fire reached
them the flames shot up about one hundred
feet high. The sight was the most Leart-
rending one ever witnessed by a human
being. The shrieking of women and chill
dren for help was awful. / saw the SUI
perintendent of the Vidalia route railroad
standing outside the ladies' CABIN, throw
il G his two little daughters into the water.
He stood there and burned to death with
his wife. There were in the cabin nine
lady passengers and about eight men. At
New Texas twenty deck hands were taken
on board. All ale supposed to be lost.
The j. M. White was built in 1878, at a
cost of 1926, 900, and was regarded by many
as the finest and fastest boat ever run on
the Mississippi River. The boat was owned
by Capt. John w. Tobin. She carried a
cargo consisting of 2,100 bales of cotton
and 5000 sacks of seed. She was valued
at 100000; the cargo at 100000. The
insurance on the boat is $29. 900: the cargo