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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Women on Coney Island.

Women are at discount on Coney
Island-or rather at a premium. Either
statement is true. SO peculiarly is the
gentler sex rated there. II have been
stopping here for few days" says a
lady, whose name would be no guar
antee of her character to my readers,
asking no favors. but just keeping my
eyes distended, for it is the most mys-
ferrous place in the world. l usually
avoid notoriety. and keep myself alooi
from meddlers who try to find out who
l am, but that would not do there. ]
had to say just who was and what
was about, and l had to explain why
had no husband, mother or father with
me-nobody, in fact, except my cousin.
The proprietor had to be called because
the impudent clerk said could not stop
at the hotel without being vouehed for
by somebody. told the landlord who l
was. He apologized, and explained that
the place would soon get as demoralized
as the Garden of Eden became in
the apple season if this Same supervi-
sion was not exercised. He declared
there was no faith in women at Coney
Island; that if a bookkeeper yielded to
gallantry and took in those who pre-
tended to be husbands and wives, with
out making inquiries beforehand, they
would regret it. He had to turn out
an alleged father and daughter no,
long ago, and in another case the only
reason he did not expel whole Muir
ray Hill family, on account of the
shocking behavior of their younges
daughter, was because he feared il
would break the respectable old father
heart when he heard The explanation
He CONSIDERABLY ended the interview
by saying that l was all right, and hon
ored his house by making it my
sojourning place, but that l must no
mind it if l found the hall men watch
ing me. People think, he said, that th,
hall men are to guard against thieve,
and fire. but their chief duty is t.
watch the women. Well, I declare
If that wasn't new sensation-afte
the bowing and katowing with which
lady is received everywhere else alon!
the coast. "-Correspondence of Chicag
Herald.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Student Walters.

About the sckest thing IN the world
is the student WAITER In 999 cases
out of 1000 the aforesaid students
have not brains enough to compete
with the most stupid darkey that ever
donned white apron. They are usu-
ally farmers sons who have read up in
dime literature of the many men of
mark who obtained their start in life
by working their passage, saving wood,
splitting rails, driving mules, keeping
district school, or attending a fancy
horse during vacation. A bright idea
gets under their skulls that by going
in as waiter they might get few
tips, some good meals, and have good
time at the expense of somebody, and
SO they start in as walters. A hotel
that INDUCES in such walters must be
curiosity. We had an extended ex-
perience of one dinner, and that was
enough. The waiter vas studying fof
the ministry, and when asked for a
small bottle of claret nearly had a tit,
and finally asked if spring water
wouldn't do just as well. as he was op-
posed to tasting or handling the dan
gerous stuff. That bright fellow may
now be among the lleathen, and that $
the best place for him, but it is only a
sample of student waters. s.-Hotel Ga
zette.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
The Vine in Bessarabia.

Although both climate and soil in
Besarabia are highly favorable to most
kinds of cultivation. the inhabitants
have hitherto devoted themselves al
most exclusively to cereal farming of
an extremely primitive type, whereby
the land is becoming ruined and ex-
hausted. A total change of method and
means is the sole remedy for this state
OF things in agriculture. 1t is well
known that the vine and all orchard
trees will flourish in the province if
cultivated with moderate care and skill,
but these are sadly lacking. An im-
provement can only be looked for from
rational development of scientific
methods of cultivation and the intro
duction of better system of making
Wine. These measures are the more
desirable since France, which used to
supply the wine markets of the world,
has been obliged by the ravages of the
phylloxera to diminish her expectation
at the same time that she produces an
inferior article fabricated from foreign
grapes. The measures most evidently
necessary to enable Bessarabia to enter
into competition in the wine trade are
the Introduction of the choicer qualities
of vine and the construction of storage
vaults. This would require capital,
which is either not existent or very
sluggish in the country. AS there is
only a superticics of 10000 acres of
vineyards, which produce from 6000,-
600 to 10, 000 900 vedros of wine. Some
of this is sold at rubles the vedro, but
the ordinary quality is sold throughout
the province at ruble the vedro. For
eign fabricators have already discov-
cred its utility for the purposes, and
large purchases were made last year by
wine merchants who supply the London
market. a yedro equals three and a
quarter gallons. s.-London Times.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
ARemarkable Rascal.

One OF the convicts at work on the
Murphy Division of the North Carroll
ma Western Railroad, says an ex-
change, has a history that beats any.
.hing to be found in dime novel.
Though he is now q broken-down old
man of 65, he was, forty years ago,
one OF the most elegant gentlemen in
Western North Carolina. He be-
longed to good family, and was we'll
educated and refined. One day he
suddenly LETT his neighborhood aud
went to Raleigh. There he read law
under the Hon. James NJ. Morehead,
was admitted to the bar and soon
gave promise OF Distinguishing him
self in his profession lie married a
young lady of considerable fortune,
but it was soon discovered that he
had lett another wife at his old home.
He was convicted OF bigamy and sent
to the Penltentiary, where he served
out his term. The war coming on, he
| entered the Confederate army and
| fought with desperation and valor.
After the war he went North, and in the
| character OF q prosecuted Southern
Union man swindled Gen. Grant, Hor-
ace Greeley, Henry Ward Beecher and
other prominent Republicans out OF
100000. Then he returned South
and said the Northern people had
prosecuted him and driven him from
place to place because he had served
in the Confederate army. This excit-
ed the sympathy OF Gen. Toombs,
Alexander FL. Stevens and others, and
they gave literally to the poor fellow.
He is serving at fifteen years term
fol forgery, and will doubtless Wear
the stripes until he dies. Such is the
bare outline OF life history contain
ing abundant material for sensa.
tiol,al romance.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Wasn't Hungry.


A well-known gentleman called on
the widow Cullin. During an inter.
esting conyersaticn-interesting be-
cause the widow had reasons for sus,
pecting that the gentleman was about
to propose-Mrs. Cullin's little boy en-.
tered the room.
"Davy," said the widow, cant you
speakp"
"Can if l want to-"
"Speak to Mr.. Gray"
Don't want to right now. Will af-
ter awhile"
you are fine little man" said the
visitor. ''How old are you?"
Five years old"
"Oh, you are not that old,' the
widow, with an air of embarrassment
replied.
That's what you said, anyhow"
"Dayyr"
'Said it sometime ago"
"David!"
Before he got to comm here.''
'Oh, you are such young pest Mr..
Gray, please excuse me moment.
must go out and give instructions about
dinner"
When tho widow had gone the boy
turned to the visitor and asked:
"Did you come to see my maw?"
"Well, er-that il, my little man, l
came to see both of you"
How old are you?''
''Oh, not very eld.''
"Older'n my paw"
"How long has your father been
dead?"
"Ain't dead"
"Whatp"
II say he hain't dead. Paw and
nav fit, an paw went away, an one
day nav told me not to call him paw
any more, but do, all the same. How
much money have you got?"
Not much.''
Yes, you have"
"How do you know?"
NAV told M;z Buck that you had a
| bushel OF money. Are you going to
marry my maw?'
You must not ask such questions, v
said the visitor, coloring deeply.
"Have you got any sense?'
''Why. of course. What makes you
askp''
81 know"
"Well, tell mo-"
"You might git mad"
"Oh, no won't"
"Sho' nuf2'
YES"
| "Well, nav told Mrs. Buck that you
didn't have no sense, but said she didn't
care"
The widow entered. "Davey, have
you been good boy?" Why, Mr..
Gray, you are not going to leave us?"
"Yes, madam, must CO."
''Oh, do wait until after dinner
II am not hungry. Good day."
In the evening, when the katydids
begin to file their saws. the lonely
widow wonders why Mr.. Gray does not
come to her. Gray knows. He is pay
ing his court to an old maid. --A1kan-
saw Trdueler.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The stockholders of the Northern Pacific
held their annual meeting on the 18th and
elected the following board OF directors:
August Belmont, Frederick Billings, John
9. Brookman, John c. Bullitt, Benjnmin =.
Cheney, James Z. Fargo, John II. Hall,
Robert Harris, Brayton Ives, Johnston
Livingston, Thomas F. Oakes. ]. Lewis
Stackpole and Charles B. Wright. The
members OF the hoard who retired were
John w. Ellis, Roswell G. Ralston and n.
7. Hollowcll, their places being taken by
John U. Brookman, James c. Fargo and
Brayton Ives, who represent New York
and Philndelphia.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

One OF the finest exhibits at tho Mime.
apolis exposition is the attractive dis
play made by the Northern Pacific rail
road. 1t embraces a collection OF excep-
tionally fine samples OF agricultural and
vegetable products, specimens OF rich min
erals, native woods, coal, brick, tile, build
ing stone, samples of mineral limo and ce-
ment, and an inviting array offruits. The
articles exhibited are from the states and
territories through which this line OF road
passes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The Pennsylvania Prohibition state con-
yention made the following nominations
Governor, Robert J. Houston; lieutenant
governor, j ohm Parker; auditor, Daniel 8.
Early; secretary OF internal affairs Seth A.
Hoagland; congressman at large, c. D..
Thompson
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Mrs. G. w. Cornwell, Chicago, says: II
had been suffering for several months with
Neuralgia, one night l was taken suddenly
with severe pain over my heart, WAS so
bad had chills. My husband sent for
our physician, but before he arrived they
rubbed me thoroughly with McCaine's st.
Paul Chemical Oil. was all well when the
doctor came 30 had no need OF his servic.
es. 1t acts like magic" By Druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
The Fox and His Friends.

A Fox one day invited an Ass to dine
with him and see his pet Monkey; and
on the same morning he invited Mon
key to dinner to see his pet Ass. As
the two guests sat opposite each other
at the table, each silently resolved tha,
the Fox was most wonderful natural.
ist and animal-tamer; and when they
returned to their homes. they sounded
his praises far and wide, through field
and forest
MORAL: This Fable teaches how the
man who Is fertile in expedients may
rise superior to the limitations of hard
fortune; and teaches, likewise. that q
circus agent should make the best pos
sible bargain with the country papers
Life.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The trial at St. Louis OF the Knights OF
Labor, Frank Young Oscar Harrow and
Fred Husdhausen on the charge OF con.
spiracy, during the late Southwestern rail-
road strikes, to injure the Missouri Pacific
Railroad company property and business
was concluded by returning verdict OF
acquittal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Mensman's Pcptonizea Beef Tonic the only prepnra-
tion of beef containing its ENTIRE SuTRITIoUs PROP
EHTIEs. 1t contains blood making, force generating
and sustaining properties invaluable for lntiges
tion Dyspepsia, nervous prostrton, and all for Of
general debility; also, in all enfecbled cvnationa
whether the result OF auston prostration
overwork or acut. disease. particularly If resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswELL. HAZARD Il
Co., Prorr;etors New York. Sold by Druggists
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Apples are getti ng large enough to twist
a boy OF 10 out OF bed and hall way down
stairs at one grip, and the opportunity
should not be lost by single youth to
the stomach. 1t is sold by all druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

can kiln tiger,-if the tiger happens to be
found when only a little cub. Soconsump-
ton, that deadliest and most feared Of
diseases, in this country, can assuredly be
conquered and destroyed if DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery be employed
orlv
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Mr.. Floy Mckinster, AnoSa, Mimi, says
Browns Iron Iiitters cured him OF Dyspepsia
when other things fiiied. 1t cures all stom-
ach disorders, relieves constipation, kidney
and livertroubles.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

ut is as harmless as it is effective" IL
what is said OF Red Star Cough Cure by DR..
8. K. Cox, D. D. Analy tical Chemist, Wash
ington, d. c. Price, twenty five cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

l am selling considers bic OF your valu-
able medicine, Athlophoros. My sales are
increasing every day. it is curing one case
OF severe rheuna tism OF years standing in
which all doctors had failed. j. NJ. Evans,
druggist, Evansville, Wis.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The virtues OF St. Jacobs Oil, al pro-
claimed by millions OF restored sufferers,
should induce everyone to supply his
household with this great specific.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
The plays the thing,
Wherein I'll reach the conscience OF the

And equally true is it that Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets" (the original
Little Liver Plls) are the most eifectual
means that can be used to reach the seat
OF disease, cleansing the DO wells and system.
and assisting nature in her recuperative
work. Sold by druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Quips From the Authors,

"The Three Feathers" "-Contents of
a boarding house pillow. "Nora's Love
Test" citing him see her when she
wasn't powdered up. The Lonely
Heir The one on the dudes lip.
Picked Up Adrift' The snow in the
snow shovel. Beyond the Breakers"
Ornaments out OF the children's
reach. What he Cost Her"-Not half
as much as she cost him. "Cometh Up
as a Flower" The weed. LADY Aud
ley's Secret'-Hcr age. e.-Lye.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters cure Dizziness.
All genuine bear the sisnuture OF j. p. Al
len, Druggist, ST. Paul, MINI.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The Northern Pacific company has re-
laid the Null en- tunnel and approaches
with sixty six pound steel rails, taking up
the fity-four-p ound rails.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

There was terrific storm OF wind and
rain on the 15th, in Michigan, Illinois, and
Indiana, and much property destroyed,
but no lives SO far as reported
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Tho Frazer Axle Grease is the best in the
world. Sold everyw here. Use it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The number OF students at the twenty
German universities this summer is 2S, OF L
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

II cough disturbs your sleep, take
Piso's Cure for consumption and rest we'll.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Massachu setts has spent SIS 900, 600 in
soldiers m onuments since 1861.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

LYONS Patent Heel Stiftener Is the onlyin
tion that makes old boots straight US new.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Any Small Boy, with a Stick,

Andrew Carnegie offers Edinburg f25,.
900 for public library.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Droutt, brings Missouri's corn crop down
to 6l per cent.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The "Favorite Prescription" OF DR..
Pierce cures female weakness" and kin
dred affections. By druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Laird's hotel at Fort Dodge was de.
stroyed by fire.

Gray or sandy boards are colore1 brown
or black oy Bu,kingham's Dye for the
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

Herr Gotz slid about half mile on his face
down snowy incline neSr Chamonix The
friction only reused blush. He was com
merc!a tourist gton Fres Pr.ss.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The damage at Charleston by the earth
quake vii! reach $1o,ooo,U0o.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

About one hundred persons a day visit
the conde mned anarchist4 at Chicago.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The Italians who come to this country must
have a strong attachment for their native
land. They bring so much Of it With them
NorristoaDH Herald.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

A terrible earthquake is reported as hav.
ing ragged in the tropics recently.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

One bottle OF Ayers Asue Cure viii eradi-
cate malarial poison from the system.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

There were nearly 1000 entries at tho
Rochester fair.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01
Think of This

Many people have neglected slight manifestations of
h,nor in the blood TIL the fonl matter has become so
powerful to terrible scrofuos,s sores, awful
suffering, and finally, the system becomes drained of
all its strength death.
Some have neglected distress after eating, heart
burn occasional headaches s. and other early symptoms
of dyspepsia, till this painful disease has become In
curabe and the yictisa barely sussins miserable ex
sterce.
Others neglect that tired feeling pains in the back
weakness anguor till general debility and kidney or
liver disease becomes firmly fixed upon them and there
is no hope of recovery.
Be wise in time: Hoods sarsaparilla will cure,
when in the power Of medicine, scrofua, salt rhe,n.
boils pmples. dyspepsia headache bliousnes catarrh
Rheumatism, that tired feeling, and any disease or af
fection caused by impure b'od low state of the sys
tenn.
Be sure to get the peculiar medIcine,r
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggsts. 81 six for &s Prepared only
by C. !. HOOD CO. Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass
100 Doses One Dollar
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

The last Royal academy dinner cost the
British art lists 100000.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

PENSIONS E:; !z'::
Claims. 9. NJ. Sites d Co., Washington. y. Q.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

q AkgnFn Anew treatment No Katie.
kMERs :: Es5n:, 5sii a.S.s.ii4s., ss sfs " az. 2
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

cH r1nEHRa Morphine nsnit Crreaih 10
WF4OW ba J. STIrs1ss. S "a GsS.aos. @ oiio Ss.'
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

PENSIONS otleers, pay, bounty
laws. A. w. .hicCORMICK& & SON, Cincinnati, O.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

n s:,-ra;. s,. cured by Penick's Liver Pills Price
lSISPEPSiA Csc. Dru gists sell them, OF by mail
= S-r..-.... OF w. r. PEN1CK, ST. JOSEPH, No.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-10-01

"a nH-rAS-aR r. 8. A. P. LACEY, rateas
PA kM * Attorneys Warrington. ,n. Q.
~ 4AU . " lnstInctions and opinions
.. to patentahility fkEE- ~ " years sxperisnee
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1886-08-04
StiNA&MsSAss!

Kinney Iladder Complaints. impurities of
tho Blood and d seases of the Skin
1T PERMANENTLY STOPS all unnatural weak.
ening drains upon the system, however they occur
preventing involuntary seminal losses facilitating
dreams, seminal losses with the urine, or while at
stool, etc. destructive to mind and body. and
cures all the evil effects of youthful follies and
cesses. restoriR- Exhausted vitality. Sexual De-
cline and LOSS OF MANHOOD, HOWEVER COM
PLICATED
A THOROUGH AS WELL AZ PERMANENT
CURE and complete restoration TO per feet He alth
Streug h aud VigoF Of Manhood is absolutely
GUARANTEED by the use of this JUSTLY CELE-
DRAFTED AND hELlABL GREAT REMEDY, It
contains no mercury, nor any other injurious in
grdients. Price, 50 so per b1ttl five bottles for
So Sent upon receipt of price or G. o D., to sny
address, secure form observation and strictly pri
vate by
DIR. G. ID. SAAFIELD.
PIG EEARSY ST. SAN Francisco, CALIFORNIA.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1886-08-04
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
Mount Como Gold and silver Mining
Company.

Location of principal place o: business, San
Francisco, California.
Location of works, Palmyra and Indian Springs
Mining District, Lyon county, Nevada,
Notice is hereby given, that at a meeting of the
Boar of Directors held on the 9TH day of July,
1885, an assessment no. y of Ten Cents tl0sl
per share was levied upon the capital stock of the
corporation, payable Immediately in United States
gold coin, to The Secretary, at the Office of the
Company, Room No. Stevenson Building. 33l
Montgomery street San Francisco, California
Any stock upon which this assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the 14th dsy of August, 1886, will
be delinquent, and advertised for sale at public
auction and unless payment is made before, will
be sold ON WEDTEsDAI the sth day of Septem-
Der. 1886. to pay the delinquent assessment, to-
gether with costs Of advertising aud expenses of
sale. BY order OF the Board of Directors
MAX HORWINSkI, Secretary.
Ofic7-Room No. 4. 331 Montgomery street. San
Francisco, Cal. jy174t