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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
September.

John Williams, the victim of the
Iailroad accident at Ogden, dies and is
buried.
Ezra T. Clark, w. H. Watson and
L. Co. Rice, Pennington, arrested for
unlawful cohabitation. Lee and Ball
allowed TO go; Foulger has to plank
down.
Sin a row in Lambs Canyon, Will
lam Morgan seriously Injuries Hiram
Mikesell.
IS. W. Eccles announced to 20 to
the U. P. Henry n. Hawthorne, a
Gentle, arrested for polygamy.
6.-John Q. Cannon, Presiding Bis
hops counselor, accommodated from
the church, on his own confession.
Peter Anderson, Huntsville. ar
rested for unlawful cohabitation
Hyrun Golf held by the Commissioner
under the poor conyict's" act; Will
lam J. Jenkins and James o. PouIson
allowed to go.
s.-Deputies get after Bishop Sheets
but fail to find him.
Crank E. Mc3urrin. of MICHIGAN
appointed to fill Adam Patterson's MACE
as stenographer Of the Third District
Court. The Bullion, Beck & Champion
Mining Company file u $50, 600 bond to
enjoin the EEreka people from working
until the appeal IS decided. The Fafs
and Leans play baseball for the Dav
Nursery and Orphans Home, netting
500; the Fats win-Z1 to %.
10.-Portion OF the Slater Hot Sprinos
property, north of Ogden, burned. Ral5b
Pidcock, an Ogden U. P. employees Loses
his right hand while car coupling. Ten
men temporarily entom ed by a cave in
the Silver King Mine, Stockton.
1.-Two " prisoners escape: one Is
recaptured.
l3.-Peter Barkdall, Farminston
held for unlawful cohabitation. 1obn
w. Smell goes back to the Penitentisrv
unable to take the poor conyict's'
oath; Judgment entered against NJ.
NJ. Bane. ~
H.-Wiliiam Felstead, for polysamy
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:, n,,,..nI NcDonald. knocks out

12-Duneani Mcdonald. knocks out
"a a4aIbert Gray killed while making
nm a train in the Utah Central yaru, al
Ogden. u. g. Lee, a Utah horse, goes
mile in 23S[ in the Driving PARK As
sociation races. c. F. Heron, william
WadIey and Victor Sangreen. Pleasant
Grove. and Jonas Linberg, James Dunn
and Richard Warburton,, tooeie, AZ
rested for unlawful cOhabiistlon.
I5.-In the Driving PARK ASSOCIATION
races, McFadden. a Colo ado morse
wins the 2 25 trot, Annie Carey the go
riot lou Jou the nalf-mile run, and
Carrigan the five-eighths dash. The new
Utah bill published in full IN IHR
HERALD.
I6.-John Cudihee wins q wrestling
match from ID. a. Mcmillan. Black
Diamond wins the 2 80 OF and Jou Jou
ana Moonlight the running races At the
I7.-oEden's Fourth of July commit
tee Announced. Annie Carey wins the
the p 40 class race at the Driving PARK.
Frank Over installed as United States
Marshal. Michael Chadd, wel-knOWn
Salt Laker, dies. >,
Isl c. Lee wins the free-tor-au,
and is sold to b. c. Holly for $500.
I9.-Luella wins the last trot 81 the
Driving Park. The Territorial Supreme
Court stands by the lower court IN the
Roberts-Pra,t office cases. Marx
B5uesch, Ogden, killed by falling over
precipice in the mountains. Mrs. Louisa,
wife ofrPresident ID. II. Wells, dies.
23.-An appeal in the Roberts Pratt,
ClaytOn-J gck cases denied by the Terri
torial Supreme Court.
24.-Fire at Lynn, Ogden, burns four
horses. barns and outhOuses belonging
10 John Carbon; loss 81, 900. Phoebe Con
sOlidated Mining Company incorporates
with $I0,0JO,OOO capital. Secretary
Thomas buys the Bob IngersOu mine.
John sidney killed in q StOckton mine.
25.-Hon. Lorin Farr, Ogden, arrested
for unlawful cohabitatioc
26.-Bishop King, Grass Valley, and
James L. Twitchell, Beaver County re-
leased from the Penitentiary.
29.-Moses NJ. Bane, receiver, dis
covered short in his accounts. Old
Folks excursion 70 American Fork. L.
F. II. Morton and James Eardley ar
rested for unlawful cohabitation.
30.-F. A. Brown, Ogden, arrested the
second time for unlawful cohabitatlon.
Golden wedding of Mr.. and Mrs. Nat
than Tanner, Ogden. George G. Watts,
Little Cottonwood, pleads guilty To
the charge of unlawful rehabilitation.
John Irving, West Jordan, escapes on
account of insufficient evidence. Suit
on Bane's bonds begun. Emil P Ander-
son arrested for bigamy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
June.

adams & Kiesel Salt Co., Ogden,
incorporated. Brigham Young family
reunion. Sarah a. Hull obtains de-
cree Of divorce and 5000 alimony.
Royal B. Young receives eighteen
months and 500 fne; Charles Denney
six months and $500, Ludwig FL. Berg
the same, for unlawful cohabtation.
"A. J. kershaw, Ogden, promises TO
obey the Edmunds law, and is dis
charged. Agramonte and Ross fence
for 500; victory and purse given TO Ag-
ramonte. Ayrum p. Folsom arrested
for unlawful cohaoitation,
S.-Wil ian Pidcock, Ogden, arrested
on five count indictment for unlawful
cohabitatiOn. Homer Duncan arrested
for unlawful cohabitation.
4.-Lizzie Boyd, q notorious character.
dies in a mysterious mn er. Bagnio
keepers prepare 10 leave the CITY.
5.-Jury decides Lizzie Boyd dies from
effects Of alcohol Charles Mulhall
killed in a quarrel IN Bingham.
"A mother and child badly burned
in fire near corner of Fourth West and
South Temple streets.
l0.-A man named Hoxer killed by an
exp!o .iOn Of powder near the mouth OF
ogden ,snyOn.Csptain Boyion expeIien-
c; 81 terrible night in the lake.
u.-Captsin BOyton gives an aquatic
exhibition AZ Garfield DR.. Seymour b.
Young arrested for unlawful cohabita-
ton, but escapes from the deputy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
March

Murray vetoes the bull bill. James
Movie. George II. Taylor, Samuel +.
Ball. James y. POulson and y. r. Due
receive the full penalty and 90 10 the
Pen. John Smith, train rObber, recap
tured. Conklin Sampling Works incor-
Miss Huld4h Winters held as
witness in the George Q. Cannon case
in 5000 bonds. J. Edwards, OF Ogden,
seriously injured al Evanston. Masatch
| Cricket CLUB organized. Frank Ireseder
arrested fos conspiracy TO murder Mar
shall reand, dickson and Franks
3.-Hiram Golf and William j. jenkins
90 TO the Pen. Ole Allison killed in a
snowslide in Marysvale Canyon.
fatal fire az Mound fort; Olive
| Naomi Jones and little daughter OF
Ambrose Shaw burned TO death. The
Territorial appropriation bill finished
| by the Legislature Nephi J. Bates, OF
Moroni. indicted for unlawful cohabIta-
ton.
5.-The Legislators learn they viii re-
C i've no pay. Solomon Edwards escapes
sentence by promising 10 obey tue law.
6.-MOrmon laiies' mass meeting 10
protest against indigniIies heaped on
their sex in Utah.
S.-The Oasis and Riverside the
OGeEEEL anu Tue OuLuASDAA ASCAAA AAAA=1s
ton Companies incorporated. Small
blaze in Deseret Bank building.
INSTRUMENTATION bill vetoed. Don
Carlos Young thrashes c. I. Hsrte, a
Tribune reporter. J. P. X. Bird suicides
at Mendon.
1.-THE Legislative House excoriates
Murray.
i2.-The Legislature ends its sixty
daVs' session.
i3.-Res buttons of the women of
Utah published.
15.-George C. Lambert arrested for
unlawful cohabitation.
I6.-Ethan Allan Petit, 9-years-old,
accidentally killed by a younger bro
I7.-Abram H. Cannon goes to the
Pen. George Q. Cannon fails TO appear
for trial; his bonds forfeited. Governor
Eli n. Murray removed.
1S.-Robert McKendrick goes to the
Pen for six months. Industrial Chris
tian Home incorporated. X. A. Nc
Bride kills Oliver Speed at Fillmore.
I9.-The U. 2. makes a favorable rate
on grain. II. w. Naisbitt arrested. De-
cided to hold Conference in Provo.
Fight against Auditor Clayton oegunin
the name of The People"
20.-James,,J ack, Territorial Treasurer,
summoned to answer why he shou.G
not reiinquish his office. Mrs. Ellen
Dinwoodey dies.
22.-Murray endorsed by an anti Nor
mon mass meeting.
23.-Stanley Taylor arrested. Tul-
lidges History of Salt Lake finished.
"a. Inauguration of the Thomson
Houston electric light.
25.-Trihay obtains q verdict Of 5000
against the Brooklyn.
26.-Napoieon Bonaparte Johnson
killed by an avalanche in Neffs canyon.
Ex-City Councillor J. H. Dean arrested.
A Penitentiary guard beaten by soldiers.
John Bergen arrested for unlawful CO.
habitation.
81. II. Dean held in SO 900. United
States Depository changed 10 Union
National Bank.
3O.-Water promised the Dry Bench
ers. Glassworks in successful operation.
31.-0ld man Bailey attempts 10 hang
himself in jail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
February.

1.-Shurtliff, of Provo, held in 81 900;
Clark msrries his victim.
s.-Augusta Adams Cobb dies. The
new appOrtionment bill passesth Legs
lative Council.
4.-Surveyor-General Dement, sat
upon by six Washington newspaper re-
por ers. Clute's coal Office robb ed Of
$3.50.
2.-Governor Murray vetoes the jury
6.-Decision Of the Territorial Sup
rene Court rendered in the Snow case;
Powers upheld. The Supreme Court
suEtsins the action of the lower court in
the Hampton case. Stay of execution
granted in the Hopt case.
S.-Sslt Lake municipal election; T.
Armstrong elected Mayor. a reward
OF $500 offered by Marshal Ireland for
George Q. Cannon. THE trial of the case
of S. ii. b. Smith for unlawful cohabi-
tatiOn begun.
e.-The old City Council wind up bu-
siness. The cases of McMurrin, Smith
and Lee for unlawful CONSULTATION dis
posed of in the District Court.
1O.-Walker Bros. succeeded By The
Walker Bros. Co. John Penman for
pOlygSmy gets two years and fine OF
S25 and costs. Robert Morris, William
w. Wiley. and Thomas Birmingham
convicted of unlawful cOhabitation;
Wiley sentenced TO five months and
costs. Marshal Ireland mails circulars
descriptive Of George Q. Cannon 10 all
parts of the country.
1l.-Hugh 5. Gowaus, Joseph Sissom
ana II. J. FOulger for unlawful cohabi-
ration convicted.
~. P. Ball, Thomas Jones and
J0nn Y. Smith for unlawful cohabiga-
ZION Convicted.
L3.-George Q. Cannon captured at
HUMBOLDT, Nev. Powers and Bogeman
affirm the decision OF the lower court in
the Snow case.
I5-MeSSrs. Ball, Poulsen and Smell
90 through the mill. Dement, returns
10 Utah and denies everything.
l6.-New City Council organizes. Pre-
sident Carman brought in. Isaac Lang
ton acquitted on one indictment: Hiram
COT and William jenkins convicted Of
unlawful C, b ,bItstion.
17.-President Cannon's bail fixed at
S45 600. S26, 900 Of which is given by
Hons. John Sharp and Fersmorz LIZ
tie, and $4,000 by Francis Armstrong
and Gen. Eldredge. Abram Cannon
convicted. John Bowen convicted and
sentenced 10 six months and $500 and
costs.
ls.-Joseph Sissom fined 500 and costs
for unlawful cohabitation. Henry Dir
wOodey's case before the court. o. T
Due pleads guilty.
I9.-Chsrles f. Middleton, at Ogden.
found not guilty. Mr.. DinToodey re-
solves TO 60 to the Pen.
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90-S. H.B. Smith gets six months
and $500 Isaac LangtUn acquitted.
22-Fire at Montpelier. Idaho. Dick
SON assaulted. Another Almy explo-
sion; several men injured.
23.-Messrs. DinwOodey and McMur-
rim 90 70 the Pen.
Ex-Governor Murray Yetoes the
second jury bill
26.-Frank and Angus Cannon, Jr.,
held for conspiracy.
GA. C. y. Howard suicides. John
Smith, train rObber, escapes from his
guard. Ball, Smith and Jones go 10 the
Pm.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
October.

10. 2. Arnold's unlawful cohabita-
ton case called for trial. ThOn as Lee,
TOoele, found not guilty on a three
count Indictment. Homer Duncan con-
victed of unlawful cohabItation. Frank
Stoddard, Of Hooper, aTraigned on q
two-count indictment for rape.
20. P. Arnold adiudged guilty on
three counts.
Mrs. T. A. Perkins, wife Of the
clerk of the First District Court, Ogden,
dies suddenly.
5-Charles F. Rose, for grand larceny,
and F. 4. Wayman, for embezZ,ement
get three and one years respectively.
6-TOung Stoddard convicted. J OhCry
Judge accidentally killed az the Daly
mine, Park City. Body OF Christian
Alison, young Norwegian, found on
the lake shore. Fifty-siXth seminar
nuaI Conference of the Church of Jesus
Christ OF Latter-day Saints begins 80
Coalviile.
John Q. Cannon arrested for poly
gamy. I. b. Carbon, Logan, arrested
for unlawful cohabitation.
s-Epistle Of the First Presidency pub
hshed in THE HERALD and read az Coal
vile; third and last day Of the Confer
ence. Charles Nelson acquitted Of the
charge of manslaughter in causing the
death Of Henry Gardner. AmmOn u.
/ Terry, G. Kemp and P. J. Christoter-
son, of Arizona, pardoned by the Presi-
dent from the Detroit House Of COrrec-
ton, as their trial under Judge Sumner
Howard was Illegal.
9-John Q. Cannon held by the Com
missioner in bonds of So 900 for poly
gamy and s., 900 for unlawful cOhabtz-
ton.
11-H. S. Dalton, of Centreville. dies
from injuries received while on g spree.
Judgment suspended in the Homer
Duncan case. ]. p. Mortensen arrested,
for unlawful cehabitatiOn and bound
over. Peoples Territorial Convention
assemblies.
I2-John T. Cains renominated for
Congress. James Watson rearrested,
but discharged. Kate Flint promises %
close up her mansion.
13-Judgment rendered against
! Francis Armstrong and II. 5. Eldredge,
( George Q. Cannon's bondsmen, tof
$4,000. Rumored finding of John D.
Farmers remains on the lake sho-e
near ToOele.
Thames I. Steele, Tooe,e, gets one
year and is fined $500 for unlawful Co
habitation.
I5-Louis y apoIeon, Bonaparte's grand
nephew, in Salt Lake. John ID. az,
mer's body identified; he vas drowned
August 6, 1882. Bishop Basseu;
Twentieth Ward, arrested for unlaFIu4
( cohabitation.
16-Disastrous blaze at Stockton.
1S-David James & Co. robbed o.
small amount. Bishop Bassett held OF
the charge of polygamy.
19-Fuli text Of the Utah Commission
ers' report published in The HEAD
Pearson for killing Forrest Green, on
trial at Provo. S. r. MARKS ar-es'slio-
unlawful conabitatiOn.
2O-Gov. Vests report 20 the sec---
tary OF the Interior published n -AS
HERALD. 81,
2I-Eyidence for the prosecution n
the Pearson case all n. y. = A -,l'-..
commences his long term or ltlsen
months in the Peni.entiary. ;. E.MarAS
held in 50 900 bonds. 81
8 o2-Judge Zane charges the 5 i;;i.
Jnr, on the recent McDo1s..d->iaes
nrize fight. Mrs. BasseIt declines y
ansEer the Grand jury. ApJs.ls
Lorenzo Shows case again ~ coll- -
the segregation question. 90.
23-George Bailey, an OLD ma.'
tennis ssicide by hanging 49,
Maria Soderman, in a Mt, droTns 80
ditch in South Cottonwood.
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and 81 200 fine for unlawful cOhabita-

and 81, 200 fine for unlawful cohabita-
ton.
27.-Jury out all night in the Dean
case. George g. Wood found guilty OF
polygamy. Miss Monson, held for the
Grand Jury on the charge of killing the
infant found in Maxwell's ditch.
2S-B. Y Hampton before the court
in the Fanny Davenport case; he is
fCu ID guilty. Toe jury in the Dean
case dissgree-S to 4.
- -rIn.ic Mining & Milling Company
incorporated.
3l.-H. w. Naisti.t declared guilty Of
unlawful cohabitation. General McCler-
nand arrives.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25

10 one year in the County jail and 10
pay a fine of $500 for libel.
30.-General Logan delivers on eio-
quent speech at q. A. K. campfire IN
this city; ex- Governor Murray ana
Governor West also speak.
3L.-The last campfire, General Max
we'll and Rev. McNiece make addresses.
Governor West tenders a reception 10
General John A. Logan and party.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
January

January.
4.-D. Il. Stuart sen fenced for IN
lawful cohabitatiCn George w. John
son hell for horses tsalirg. ID. & r O..
reports earnings OF nearly half million
for eighteen months.
5.-W. c. Br0Ee ap pointed postmaster
OF Salt Lake City. Haley Hill Mining
Company formed. Apostle Lorenzo
Snow found guilty on the secOnu indiCt-
ment for unlawful cohabitatiOn.
q .-Apostle SHOWS third conviction.
n ew Jury list Of 200 issued The Tea
Merchants" slope.
Dickson returns from California.
S. F. Bal arrested for unlawful coha5I-
taLiOn.
S.-Bishop D. K. Udau. Of Arizona
par2oned from Detroit House OF Cor
rection tells how he Jared there. hOehler
assigns. Contributor Company incorpor-
ates.
IO.-THE HERALD publishes the argu-
ments of Kirkpatrick and Richards in
the Snow trial. Jurors for the Febru-
ary term drawn.
iI.-Legislative Assembly commences
its twenty-seyenth session. W. W. Ritter
chosen Speaker Of the House. Judge
z. 4. Smith President of the Council.
Ex-Governor Murray's message pub
lished. Pearson held for killing Green.
T. A. Cooper, Hiram Golf and William
J. jenkins arrested for unlawful cohabi-
tation. Twelve men killed by an explO-
sion IN an Amy mine. Francs 4. and
M0roni Brown released from the Peni
Tertiary. Eureka-Beck decision rem
dered, against Beck.
II Charles Livingston arrested for
unlawful cohabitation. Hugo Schwabe
attempts suicide in San Francisco.
15.-William Jennings dies.
1.-THE HERALD Company incOrpoT-
ates with a capital Of 500 600, $50, 600
paid up. Apostle Snow states his case
n court. Register Webb arrives.
1S.-The police court prohibited by a
mandamus from the District Court from
prosecuting w. II. Yearian, charged
with lewd and lasciyiols conduct.
20-WIlliam Jennings buried. The
Governor sends nominations to the
Legislature. Seventeenth Ward meet
Ing-house raided by deputies for Presi-,
dent Taylor, George Q. Cannon and
others. Dickson allowed to withdraw
his resignation.
.-Mr.Jennings' will read. /" Prophet"
FOrsgren burned out.
22.SThe Collin cMurrin affray
being investigated. n. V. Jones and
Frank Treseder arrested charged, with
attempting TO bride Deputy Franks.
25.-Logsn Electric Light Company
incorporated.
% The Governor vetoes the bail
pending appeal bill. Kentucky Liquor
Company Incorporates. The Walker
Bros Company Incorporates.
27.-S1rrtliff and Clark, Provo,
accused OF rape. Lon Gallon, William
Sessions, William Backus and Frank
O'Hara killed in a Park snoWslide.
2S.-New bail bill introduced in the
Legislature.
29.-Hhe Legislators visit the Asylum
at Prove. Jonathan G. ChattertOn
arrested for unlawful cohabitation.
O.-FrancisArm nominated for
Mayor. Big bstch of arrangements for
unlawful cohabitation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-25
HISTORY OF a YEAR.
Happenings In and Around
Utah Territory.
RECORD OF LEADING EVENTS
Ola Local Nature that Occurred BE
tween January Ist and November
3Oth, 1856.

The following brief h istory OF the
principal occurrences during the hrs'
eleven months Of the year 1886 has been
made up from the files of The HERALD.
As a record for reference It viii befound
valuable, as everything Of note that has
happened during the time named has
been incorporated in its makeup:
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26
THE n LEFT.
Why a Detroit Physician Was Overcon
by a Feeling of Disgust.

Why a Detroit Physician Was Overcome
by a Feeling of Disgust.
The other day a well-known Detroit
doctor was eating lunch in a restaurant
alongside of a business man, when helatter
remarked: ...-
II just saw a case to interest you in the
cigar'store. There is a man there who has
no feeling at all in his right arm"
Cease of paralysis, Of course - replied the
doctor.
"Oh,n no, it isn't. He has been examined
by some OF the most eminent surgeons, and
they declare that it isn't. If it were a case
OF paralysis he couldn't move his arm, you
know
"How long has it been so?"
"Over twenty years, he tells me. He says
he'll pay any doctor five thousand dollars
to restore the natural feeling"
"I'Il sep him, remarked the doctor, and
when dinner a over the two wentinto the
cigar store and the medical man was intro.
duced.
did this thing happen all at once?"
asked the doctor.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26
THREE OF THEM.

A Now York Dude Who Believes in Time
ly Discr elton.
"Where are you going?" asked Knicker-
booker Jones OF Bob Van Slyck, as they
met near the Grand Central depot last
Thursday.
II am going off for a day or So" replied
Bob, who was carrying a yalise.
whats up?"
Nothing, except tomorrow is my birth
day, and the young lady to whom I am
engaged is going to call at the house to
congratulate me, and make me some little
present. Idon't care to be there when she
calls.'
II don't understand you, Van Slyck. If
was engaged to a young lady, and she
was going to call and see me on my birth
day, l should be the happiest man in New
York"
eyes, but the other two are going to call
also-ah three Of them are going to call
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26

"A recent published statement Of
Rev. Dr.. Barrows, of Reading, has been
called in question-that the whole hui
man race now alive, if divided into fam
lilies of five each, could be located in
Texas, with a half acre of land for each
family. Dr.. Barrows handles some large
figures, but correctly. it is supposed, as
to our extent of country. The estimated
population of the world is 400, 900, 600,
and the area of Texas is 262, 300 square
miles. The doctor will have $4,000, 900
family lots more than will be called for.
philadelphia Press.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26

generally wear my heart upon my sleeve
for claws to peck at, but this morning l
put on my coat. I remember the Palmer
House office perfectly. The last time I was
there, a man 1 had never seen before-a
total stranger like yourself-came and sat
down by me and drew me into CONVERSE
ton. Pretty soon he asked me to drink,
and then to play billiards with him, and
before the evening was over the miserable
s%coundrel tried to rob me, and I had to
kick him out into the street. Now, as re-
CARDS this Office, why, OF course
But the bunko-sharp had long since
wearied of his innocent prattle; and gone
his way.-Sam, the Scaramouch.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26
HE TUMBLEp.

A Countryman Who Was Not as Green q
He Seemed.
A stranger sat in the office OF the Grand
Pacific, Chicago. He was verdant with a
very vernal greeness-just the sort OF past
ure, in fact, upon which the little bunko.
steerer loves most to g~raze-green and fat
and exceedingly rich, like adipose tissue OF
the turtle.
By his side the bunko-sharp seated HIM
self with confidence, and remarked affably:
\" fine office, this; butnot so fine as that
OF h eiPalmer House. Don't you think so?''
"Well," said the stranger, simply "Imost
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26
Saved Her Lie.

It was Immediately after the marriage
ceremony, when the bride was engaged in
hugging her relatives, that the Glover o the
family toddled up to her to receive a kiss.
"You must kiss your new brother, too,
Jennie" said the bride.
~ dess l will,' replied Jennie, and she
skipped up to the groom, and after kissing
him said: "Oh, Brozzer Tom, l love you
awful much.'
"Why do you love me so much?" asked
Tom.
because you saved sister Mary's life"
"And how did l do that?"
"Well, mamma said last night that
Mary was old enough to kill, and that
Weakly.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26

Patrick Meehan arrived in New
York with a trunk full of could sod''
from the Emerald Isle and the customs
officer wanted him to pay duty; but
Congress has not yet announced the
tariff on such imports, and no was
allowed to go free.-M. Y. Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-26

eyes, sir. Their was no warning what
ever"
'Does the arm feel dead?"
Perfectly dead. You can stick you knife
into it without my feeling a sensation"
"That's odd. Let me feel OF it,"
The doctor put out his hand, made one
grip and then turned on his heel and left
the place, his face as red as paint and his
gait somewhat eccentric.
1t was a wooden urn. The real one was
shot off at Gettysburg.-Detroit Free
Presi.