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The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
NOT A DUMMY.
Couldn't Play any Wooden women on Hin
More than Once,


Every old Sacramentan will remem.
Der the French millinery firm Of Nine.
Llanos u Co., and most of them-the
ladies, especially-can recall with equal
distinctness the smiling and imperturb-
able "clerk" of the fancy department
of the madame's establishment, Charley
Dexter. A young fellow from some
backwoods legion Of Michigan, having
come to "Californy" to seek his for.
tune, called at Nine Llanos' to see his
old schoolmate, Charley Dexter. In
those days it was the style in shops de-
voted to the sale Of ladies' apparel to
have number Of waxen-faced Law fig
ures all temptingly arrayed for the dis
play of the latest novelties 1t was a
dull summer afternoon when Bill drop
ped in on his old acquaintance and
found that young gentleman listlessly
lolling over the counter happily disen-
gagged. In the course of a reminiscent
conversation the country youth used
some expression that apparently Jared
on Charley's fastidious ear, for he ejac-
ulated hurriedly: "'Shl' at the same
time nodding mysteriously toward some
object over Bills shoulder The latter
turned, and To his shocked amazement
beheld a stately and fashionably y-dressed
lady, who must have overheard his un-
lucky speech. Abashed and confused.
he hurriedly whispered:
''Great Scott! Charley, what shall /
do?'
"Dop Why, apologize at oncer was
the peremptory response.
Clearing his throat, and with tre-
mendoUs efsort, the awkward and blush
ing offender began:
Madam, | beg"
Here Charley deftly swung the figure
around, and poor Bill saw that the joke
was on him. Peace and conversation
were soon renewed. and, unperceived
by either, lady quietly entered and
began examining some articles at the
opposite counter. Just as the uncon-
scious visitor had clinched some state
ment with another lapse into profanity.
the Mortified Charley glanced up and
caught sight of the newcomer opposite.
His "Shn' and accompanying panto-
mime were genuine this time; but the
truculent Bill was not to be sold twice
by the same trick. Lifting his dust
covered ''stogy," he dealt practical,
bucolic kick at the supposed milliner's
doll, at the same time shouting;
Cant play any more of your-wood-
en- women on me!'
Fancy can but feebly picture his hor-
FOR when a lovely being fixed one terri
fed glance on the supposed mailman,
and then with wild shrek fled into
the inner sanctuary to seek protection
among the pretty milliner girls and
their presiding goddess. 1t was ques-
ton of who was the most scared, for
the unhappy Bill shot through the front
door with equal celerity and settled
sorrow at his heart that nothing but the
jokcr's blood could assauge; the while
Charley dropped underthe counter, and
rolled there in an agony of mingled
mirth and remorse over an accident OF
which he was the innocent yet guilty
cause. San Franciscan.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
SARAH is THERE.
a Woman who Makes Herself Heard
Throughout the Far West.

Woman who Makes Herself Heard
Throughout the Far West.
A Detroiter who was returning from
Dakota the other day met an old chap
on the train in Illinois who questioned
him as to where he had been and in
quired:
MAY be you run across my daugh.
ter out there? Her name is Watson. y"
a don't think did. was the reply.
But she's in Dakota She went out
there as soon as she was married"
IL didn't see her"
didn't you happen to ride by any
house where woman was whistlinge"
mo
Sarah whistles, but you may have
missed her. Didn see n man and wo-
man having fight anywhere?"
"No."
Sarah and her husband have a reg
ular set-to every two or three days, but
you may have taken another road.
Didn't hear any woman hollering;
'Durn it to GoshenH supposeP'
Don't think So"
Sarah hollers that when she stubs
her toe, and she can be heard two miles
and half if the wind is right. Meet
any woman on the highway who was
smoking clay pipe and sloshing right
throught the mud puddlesp"
"No."
That's Sarah. you know! Didn't
stop in any neighborhood where the
school-teacher had been licked and the
sewing society all busted to gosh, eh?'
No"
That's Sarah again. ] guess you
didn't travel around much
"But Dakota is great Territory, you
know
"Yes. suppose, but II you had been
at one end while Sarah was hollering
her husband to dinner at the other you
must have heard her. May be you are
little deaf. "-DetrOh Free Press.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
UNSOUGHT PRAISE.
How 1t First Exalted and Then Humbled q
Distinguished Orator.

How 1t First Exalted and Then Humbled q
Distinguished Orator.
The recent railroad blockade recalls a
story that a distinguished Maine gentle
man tells against himself. Some years
ago he was making journey down
East, when his train became snow
bound. 1t was then evening, and there
was no hope of progress until daylight.
But near at hand was little village
which boasted of public hall. 1t was
suggested that the passengers adjourn
to the hall and listen to an address by
their distinguished fellow-traveler.
He finally consented to do his part;
the hall was warmed and lighted, and
the lecture took place.
The next day the gentleman was mp,
preached by sturdy young yeoman,
who said:
You're the man who made the speech
last night, amt youp"
The identity having been established
he went on;
ii want to thank you for it. don't
know when I've enjoyed myself more
than did while you were talking"
The orator experienced the genial
glow which unconventional and un-
sought praise is wont to inspire, and he
cordially took the honest fellows hand.
Yes" the young man continued, at
was q good thing. You see, my girl is
on the train, and while you we're lectur-
ing she and had the car all alone to
ourselves. boston Record.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
Fire Customs in China.

The following extract from letter
from lady in Pekin, China, written to
a friend in Chicago, will interest good
many people: Last week there was
quite fire not very far from us, quite
an unusual thing I am told, for the
buildings are of brick with tile roofs.
Several stores burned, and three men
were burned to death. A strange GUS
tom in connection with any fire is, that
the owner of the building where the fire
breaks out is taken to the yarmin (place
of public business, police court, etc }
and severely beaten, i suppose the idea
being that he must have been careless
to have let it happen. In this case tho
man was hurt at the fire and died from
the beating. Another strange thing is,
that all the stores near, for several days
are obliged to sell their goods cheap,
out of gratitude that they did rot burn
down too. "-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
A Merry Judge Cracks a Joke.
Henderson IN. c. Gold Leaf.I

Judge Clark, on his way to Oxford
court, was conveyed from his place
through the country in light hack,
driven by Q colored man. The driver drew
the judge into conversation, in which the
latter got off good thing, so we are in
formed. The driver, not knowing the
Judge, inquired; ais you a drummer"
"Somewhat in that line'" replied His
Honor. "What is your linef" persisted
the colored individual. "Drumming for
the State penitentiary," was the reply.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
PRETTY TO LOOK AT.
4 Powerful Demonstration Of the DecsD
tivencss Of Appearances.
fAlbany Expressl

tiveness Of Appearances.
ALBANY Expressl
A good story has Just leaked out coz
eerning a well known young Albanian,
whose regard for appearances Is rather in
excess Of his bank account. The young
man In question was coming down State
street recently, Just below Eagle street,
attired In garments of ultra shionable
cut and texture and carrying, with stud!ed
grace, an umbrella with an exquisitelv
carved handle. The umbrella was fault
lessly slim, and was covered with neat
black case Near the Italian peanut stand
establishment that adorns the north side,
just below Graves Hall, the possessor OF
the umbrella met a friend, who stopped
him and began discussing a matter OF
mutual interest. In order not 10 lnconveni-
ence the passing pedestrians, the friends
edged toward the curb until unconsciously
they stood close beside the stand
The conversation waxed interesting, and
the Fashionable young man began uncon.
sciously 10 swing the dude umbrella. After
several preliminary movements forward
and backward, the umbrella began to de.
scribe erratlc circles through the atmos.
phere But, alas! pride cometh before a
fall" and the pr>ud circling of the aristo.
cratic umbrella was stopped by a rusty
plebeian nail that protruded from the end
of the stand. An ugly rent in the texture
of the case told the story OF the collision.
1t told another story also, for through the
rent was visible, not the silk Of fine
umbrella, but quantity Of cotton batting,
that looked as though pulled from a super.
animated bed-quilt. The friend looked
his surprise, and the fashionable young
man smiled feebly. Then he said,
desperately: ~ may as Wen give il
away" adding, in an explanatory way,
mot the umbrella, but the joke, don't you
know" Then the youth confessed his
guile. "When that umbrella was new. IL
was a beauty: but it is most lamentable
fact that the most beautiful umbrellas will
wear ont. Well, this one went the way OF
all umbrellas, and as | could not afford
Just then to get me a new one, | saved the
stick, and, investing In a twenty five cent
case, jammed the latter full of cotton bat.
ting, as YOU see." "Yes, but what do you
do when II rainsY" "Oh, only use this
when the weather merely looks threaten
ing. When ii really rains borrow one at
the office" The friend looked at him sad
iy, and. bidding him adieu, walked up
State street, musing sadly upon the decep-
tiveness Of appearance.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
SPRING GARDENING.

The gentle Spring has come
And men. ho garden some
Leap from their beds while yet the morn 10
gray,
And. like tramp arrayed,
with barrow, rake and spaks
Coureeously attack the soggy clay.
They furiously dig
A place-not very big
Then gently rake II smoother than floor;
Then, on their hands and knees.
Drop in the precious peas,
And pun, and pant, and sweat from eyory
pore.
Fen at the breakfast bell
These heroes will rebel
And shout they're nearly through" and
coming now;"
But not Till breakfasts cold,
And wife begins to scold,
VIII they quit work, all ready for q row,
They can't wash on the dirt;
They struggle in a shirt
And hnish Mt the table, where In pain
They chOke-nO time TO taste
Then rush with nervous haste
Across the lots. and miss, of course, tho
train.
At night, with blistered hand
And broken back they stand
A swearing at the neighbors wicked chicks
Who've scratched up all the seeds
So nothing grows but weeds
Which shows IL doesnt pay to rise at six.
VI. c. Dodge IN Gooddfs Sun.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
Babel in q Boston Nursery.
boston Record. |

An afflicted little lady OF four years,
who lives on Commonwealth avenue, has
a French nurse for mornings and Ger
man one for afternoons for her linguis-
tic good. Her fond and foolish mother
has had occasion TO reprove her good
deal Of late for speaking English between
times. At last the little thing turned
upon the maternal corrector with "Mam.
maj Don't say speak not English. 1ous
les j0nrs dn sagst dds mir"
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04
A New Way to Paw Old pebts,

Shakespeare tells how this can be accom-
plished in one of his immortal plays; but
debts TO nature must be paid on demand
unless days of grace DO obtained through
the use Of DR.. Pierces "Golden Medical
Discovery" 1t is not 'cure-all" but in
valuable for sore throat, bronchitis, asth-
ma, catarrh, consumption, and all diseases
Of the pulmonary and other organs, caused
by scrofula or "bad blood" Scrofulous
ulcers, swellings and tumors are cured by its
wonderful Alternative action. By druggists.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04

FooD makes Blood and Blood makes
Beauty. Improper digestion of food neces-
sarily produces bad blood, resulting in a
feeling Of fullncss in the stomach, acidity,
heartburn, sick ck-headache, and other dys-
peptic symptoms. A closely confined life
causes indigestion, constipation, biliousness
and loss Of appetite. To remove these trou-
bles there is no remedy equal to Prickly
Ash Bitters. 1t has been tried and proven
TO be q specific.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-04

The city Of Berlin, with about the
same population as New York, has S0O,-
900 more square yards of streets than
the American metropolis. 1t has com
prebensive educational and charitable
systems, and maintains 23 free circu-
lating libraries. Its annual municipal
expenditures are under SlQ, 900, 600.
The annual expenditures of New York
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-Parson Smith, of South Csrolin

-Parson Smith. Of South Carolina
while riding along a lonely bridal-path.
beard rattlesnake in the grass near by.
The next moment his horse gave a
plunge and then began to kick. The
parson was quickly unhorsed: His
frantic steed dashed away. kicking and
snorting with terror. The snake had
sprung at him and its fangs had be-
come entangled in the hair of the ami.
mails tail. The snake was afterward
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beaten almost to a Jelly. The horse
was captured ten miles farther on, still
shivering with fright.
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CONGRESSMAN FoRAS, of Ohio, says st.
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II you desire TO take an extended pleas-
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As TINE advances the hair becomes gray,
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The Osceola times., 1886-09-04

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A LITTLE boy who wanted a kite wanted
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THHRg is one thing which can not be
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