New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-20
The TALK or 1HE DAP.

died and left large SUN Of money to his heirs who arc
scattered about cwhere In tins country. This Is
proud day for tho Robinsons who will doubtless walk
about with pride in their port def tnce In their eye,
knowing that there Il money in the family
Martin Irons's attempt to make the Kansas CITY
people believe he II MT dead has proven wrotchrd
failure Only about five or six persons could De dsuied
into buying tickets for lecture advertised TO be do
liyered IN That town by him. Go 20. Martin-ls- Louis
Globo Democrat
It's said that the Royal Brass Band comprises the
greater portion OF The standing army OF the Sandwich
Islands. From this ny DO nferrcI that very har
monious feeling pcrvadcs the army.
MOUsHIR- ED-DowLEH SEEKS AN INSULT.
Come Winston give your xood right paw
Aud let me JOIN IN your gnnAw
That. with "thank-ye." you have got
The franchise others yanly sought
For Fm the 5naas own bi other-n-iaW.
know yonr Golfers all are stacked
With gold that have sadl7 lacked;
You'll build railroads for us-ba, hal
For here's the frrnan OF the al
And I'm his brothor-in law IN lacI
know your ways American
Built ON the great "insutng" plan:
hundred thousand dollar Tee
Will be enough I0sult for me
columbus Dispatch
Tho editor Of a Western paper recently a para
graph about the ministerial firm II Jones AMI SMALL"
but the printer made Is the minstrel firm OF Jones and
small" Tho editor considered tho nistaxe 80 trilinS
that he let 1t stand without correction.
Mr. Pauper Cheek" Doctor what my Diff
Doctor" Well. Mr.. Cheek. understand you are poor
and rye made up my mind not 20 charge you any
Mr. p C-"Thats all right enough. But what !
want TO know Is VINO ia going to settle the drugssca
bill l"-[ Pittsburg Chronicle Telexrapn
In China a physicians fees are from to 10 cents q
vist Not outstanding their cheaDness, however.
physcians are not oftensr tn necessary TOR tho
medicine which they prescribe Is horribly vile to tho
taste.
Three years ago Ben Folsom was reporter on The
World. Dan Lamont was. IN 1862 reporter on To.
local news into shape Tor me BuTAo courier. rlis Is
net a Republic; IL Is newspaper Aierarcay-tWAsn-
ngton Post
First Alderman-Do you think Mooney's really gone
Europe
Second Alderman Sure, this time.
First AlIerms An (elated) How 4, yor knovf
Second Alderman (wInkiag) because he's haltseM
1t IL observed that in the class OF 1896 OF Yale coeae
are Protectioniss AMI 80 Free Traders. . OF
the iomor and IL OF the latter having hal their op no
the subject formed At the college; from WHOM 1t may
be inferred that Pro.essorsl OF Fec rrai, Is not
quite Enlpotcnt after all
Bishop spal ling OF the Episcopal diocese OF Colorado
and Dean M,rtyn Hart. OF D,nver. ara at OILS. Tho
bishop says ths the iDssl't saoy nn any defer
ence and won't allow him to oiciNs ntie catnei ral
when he desires 20 81 lie ans frents say that As
rector OF the Cathedral Church hs hasa rign, to sT
shall and shall not OH late III IT, AM thsy say IN"
they will stick by him through thick and tam Tie con-
troversy will doubtless bitter one Dsl Hart Is an
Engishman aai is we'll known in this city.
THIS Is Ills SEASON.
NowupOn the street We meet him.
A. before,
Aud with pleasant smiles we greet HIN
Greet the bore
And orr button hole he grasps,
And our hand ne strongly clasps,
TIL it, sore,
And he looks Us through and through,
While = wonder. what's TO do
And he with chuckle SAYS
While the sun ponrs down It's rays
Is this hot enough for yonf
-(Boston Courier
The State Entomologist OF Ne York that people
arc getting crazy subject OF Insects Bat that
Is nothing MDsquitoss aud other nsects mako
a great many people about crazy ali the time.
The Chicago Ereaing Journal sp axis OF the mission
Of the PrOhibitioniss" This IL trhe Inaccurate They
appear to nave one. but missions One OF these
is to smash power and the other Is To ash
by so voting that Democrats shall be elected to
Office All good sympathize with them in the pros
ecuton OF their frat mission. while all friends OF the
liquor traffic will rejoice when they succeed IN their
second mission That is the whole case IN nutshell
Woodruff, Ill., barber shop was ehanged to saloon.
An absent uinIe preacher hal been one % tho
BARRIERS regular customers dropped in AMI seeing
crowd ahead of aim Town 10 wait his turn tn, men
al the ar thinking that preacher had 10 learn
covered his aud quickly lsfL-lBo Record.