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Itch, Prairie Mango, and Scratches
cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. This never fails. Sold
by Z. W. Smith, Druggist, Worthing-
ton, Mimi. 37-ly
Adelina Patti Is singing a new song.
Darling Mine," with fine effect.
There are two forms of chronic rheu.
matism: one in which the joints are
swollen andr red without fever, and the
appetite and digestion good; in the
other the joints are neither red nor
swollen but stiff and painful. In either
one Salvation Oil may be relied OF to
effect cure. 1t kills pain. Price Is
cents bottle.
Proctor Knott pronounces Moses the
greatest statesman that ever lived.
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n 1T DERC0RN s.

n 400 6oESst, Qo1ckess md best cure Tor CoTns,
1a1ioca Wssts NoIsg CRlouses, &c Hnderstheir fur.
sfeeGn1lh 6iopoqilpetA. Gjvesnotruuble. Makes tie
S3 Snsn6orfafle Hll6escorns cures when everything
- d.. told ~ Druggists At liz Hrcox&co, y. \
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BOOKS
OF THE
American S. S. Union.

1,l2 Chestnut Street, $50 Madison Street,
Philadelphia. Chicago.
No books are published by the American SIM
day School Union without the sanction Of the
Committee OF Publication consisting Of four
teen members, from the following denOmina
tins Of Christi'ns, viz; B,!ptist. Methodist.
theran and Reformed Dutch. Not more than
three OF the members can be Of the same demon.
imatiOn, and no book can be published TO which
any member OF the Committee shall object.
ORGANIZATION.
The American Sunday School Uuion was o.
ganized IN the city of Philadelphia. on the 25th
Of May, 1874, and was Incorporated in ls45
The affairs and funds OF the Society are under
the direc ion Of a Board, consisting of a Presi-
dent: Vice Presidents, Corresponding and Re
cordlng Secretaries, TREASURER, and thirty-six
Managers. twenty four Of whom mus: reside in
the city Of rhila lelphia or its vicinity: Twelve
ply the places which then become vacant.
The Act OF incorporation requires the officers
and managers OF the sciety t. le laymem.
GOOD BOOKS AT ALL TINES ON HAND.
Catalogues furnished free. Call on or address
ID. c. HOLMES, Missionary,
4ly Worthington, Mobiles Co.. Minnesota
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SIOUX CITT st. PAUL TINE CARD.
NO. PASSENGER.
Leave st. Paul at 7.05 a. m.
- Worthiugton, at 1873 p. m.
Arrive a: Sioux City, at It's p. III.
NO. PASSENGER.
Leave St. Paul at 5:45pm
Arrive q; Warrington at LAS am
Ar. at Sioux City at 5:25 am
NO. 2. PASSENGER.
Leave Sioux City at 500 a. m
Worthington, at ll:53 a. m.
Arrive at st. Paul. at $3.50 p. m.
NO. 4 PASSENGER.
Leave Sioux City at lliopm
Arrive at Worthingt0n at $40 am
Ar. at st. Paul at ll:2O am
ACCOMMODATION.
Going East-Leaves Worthington at 1928 p. m.
Goa West-Leaves WOrthington at 2:4O pm
WORTH1NGToN AND SIOUX FALLS r. R.
3oin0 East
ks:iys. Stew s Wd ra31i At IS
Leaves worthington 335 IN.
Al. at Sioux Falls, 60
e. E. WARREN. Agent.
BC.R. N. TINE TABLE.
Going NOrtn-Accommodation arrives at $3.50
Going south-Accommodation leaves at 7:lo
E.E. WARREN, Agent.
CAN. W. TINE TABLE.
Tine Of departure Of Passenger Trains from
Leave Tor Chicago loa m. IS s5p. m.
New Tim at IS a. III. IS IS p. N.
Time Of arrival:
From the East, 80 a m S 25pm
from the West, sos 4 3OPm.
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No dead horses or dogs used in max
ing Duke Soap, the only clean and pure
soap manufactured.
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The local agent for the sale Of Mr..
Mccormick $ machinery at this place
thinks the writer did Mr.. N. an injus-
tice in an article published last week
regarding the strike at his manufac-
tory. No injustice was intended to
him, nor criticism of tue agent. It is
not denied that the machinery in ques-
tion is sold as cheaply as that of other
makers, but they all sell at higher
prices than they ought to. Probably
Mr.. M. is as lenient in enforcing COL
lections as creditors generally. If re-
ports are true, he pays better wages to
his men than the Studebakers pay to
men working in their wagon shops,
some of whom claim to receive only
sixtyfive cents day. No wonder men
become brutalized and once in 4 while
commit eutrages when forced to work
for such wages or stirve. The manu-
facturers claim that times are hard and
they pay all they can afford. BY pay
ing good wages to their employees it
would furnish the only thing now lack
ing to the coming Of good times, and
the prosperity that would surely
follow would repay them for any tenn
porary loss they might suffer by in
creasing wages Of employees
Try Duke Soap once and you win
always use it.
Those who suppose country pap 8
make all the bad breaks, shoull note
the following from the st. Paul Pioneer
Press of last Thursday:
The office Of the district clerk will br
open at s O'Clock this morning for the
payment OF pensions.
This statement will cause smile to
spre; d over the countenances of old
pensioners. The manner of paying
pensioners is this: On the 4th days of
March, June, September and December
in each year those who have been
granted pensions 60 before some notary
public, justice of the peace or clerk OF
the court-the latter being preferred
by the pension bureau-and produces
his pension certificate and witnesses to
make affidavit that he is the identical
person named in the certificate. lie
then signs a voucher for the amount he
is entitled to draw, which, together
with the aforesaid affidavit. is sent to
the pension agent OH whose roll the
pensioners has been placed, and said
agent sends the pensioner check for
the amount. The agent at Milwaukee
pays the greater number of pensioners
residing in Minnesota. The clerk of
the court does nothing more in the
matter than to take the at1idavits re-
quired.
LANDS FOR SALE.
Southeast quarter section 4, town.
ship 1o4, range AZ, and northwest quar-.
ter section "a, township 1O4, range II,
Mobiles county. Mimi, partly improved.
VIII sell cheap for cash, or with small
payment down and long time on bal
ance. Write me for terms and prices.
f. O. BURT, Des Moines, Iowa.
"a 2m
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Jay Gould's daughter does not spend
two. thirds of her SIS, 600 pin money.
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Call on II. H. Anderson & Go. for
Duke Soap.
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Duke Soap is the only clean and pure
washing material manufactured.
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DISTRICT COURT.

Duke Soap is healing to the skin, and
will not injure the finest fabric.
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LANDS FOR SALE.

Southeast quarter section 4, town.
ship lo4, range AZ, and northwest quar-.
ter section "a, township lO4, range II,
Mobiles county. Mimi, partly improved
VIII sell cheap for cash, or with small
payment down and long time on bal
ance. Write me for terms and prices.
f. O. BURT, Des Moines, Iowa.
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Dressmaking and plain sewing done
at Mrs. DeW0lfs. Prices reasonable
aud satisfaction guaranteed.
Mrs. DEWOLF,
292 Miss MUNWARREN.
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WANTED-Eight good COWS, from
three to five years old.
DIR. MOORE.
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LOCAL..

WoRrulNoroN. MIMI, MARCH II. 1856
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THAT BASTARDY CAM

Insist on your grocer getting Duke
Soap for you.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28
D. LANCELL'S
RN ASTHMA
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Gross Cruelty of Austrian Police,

A great sensation was caused in the
reichsrath ut Vienna recently by a speech
from one of the opposing members, Herr
kronawetter, who, in discussion on the
estimates for the state police service, ac-
cused the police of gross cruelty in their
treatment of suspected socialists and of
political offenders generally He said the
object of the police was always to extort
confessions from those whom they ar
rested, and for this purpose they practiced
the most ruthless brutality and
trickery, keeping their victims
Tor months in prison without trial.
He cited the case of workman who
was arrested on suspicion of being con-
nected with a clandestine printing office,
After being months in Jail, he was prom
ised pardon if he would confess, but the
promise was not kept for he was SEN
fenced to three years imprisonment on his
own confession, while certain Eduard
Prady, related to former Liberal cabinet
minister, was condemned to twelve years
confinement for the same affair. Herr
Kronawetter declared that Pradys cell in
the fortress of Pilsen was only six feet
long, and that the wretched man was 60
ing mad. These revelations and others
powerfully excited the opposition, who
kept shouting; at is infamousl" at is slow
murder~ Count Taaffa, however, made
no answer.-Vienna Letter
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the court ana a ban at the AIhambra, then
returned to Malaga by rail enchanted with
my Journey through the mountains and
bewildered by the splendor Of Granada
hurried to thank M. G. and to assure
him of my perfect satisfaction with my
travelling companions. / praised their
ferocious appearance, and declared that
they would have defended me most val
iantly IL had encountered the brigands
led even by the famous Samarilla himself.
"Really," he replied, at seems to me
that you have no right to complain Of my
terrible friend who offered you refresh
ments and with whom you were so conf
Dental On my word you have made a
conquest, and to-day you can travel
through the whole country with no risk OF
harm"
"Whatln cried "my unknown compan-
ion"
"Was Samarilla himself. And this Is
what you said to him.
He then repeated the conversation with
the genial stranger so accurately that |
realized at once that only the latter could
have related it to him. The following
winter, at Seville, | narrated my adven-
ure to several friends.
at is easy to prove the identity of your
companion" said one of them. "Come
with me tomorrow, and will show you
a portrait Of Samarilla. His photograph
is in the hands of the authorities"
The next day recognized my mountain
traveller perfectly, and felt that l could
count on one protector more in the world
In Spain 1t is prudent to believe In bri-
gands and wise to say nothing ill of them.
Paris Figaro.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28


From an abstruse principle of political
economy to the little responsibilities of
French households may seem a somewhat
abrupt digression. French children, if not
better than American children, are cer-
tainly less aggressive. They are not often
seen to quarrel among themselves-they
are doclile and tractable, comprehend and
apply the common forms of politeness, are
kind and affectionate to their parents and
respectful to their elders. This is relatively
true of the children of all classes, whether
OF the rich or poor, whether in the city or
country. Even the Paris gamin, who is
considered the type of all that is bad in
French childhood and youth, rarely in
suits stranger. He may be rude, noisy
and indirectly troublesome, but he sell
dom, unless provoked, becomes meanly
aggressive.
foreigner may go into any part of
Paris, or into any city or village of the de-
partments, and no matter how peculiar
his appearance, though he may be Curl
ously looked at by the younger portion Of
the population, should he be hooted or
sneered at, it would be the most eXtraordi-
nary exception. When you enter a
French family the younger members come
to greet you with the rest. When you
ieaNe tney are present 10 Dlu you klnu
adieu. Little ones in France do not talk
too much at table. In the family circle
they are content to remain in the back
ground. The politeness which seems arti-
fetal as they get older is with them grace
full and natural, the genuine inspiration of
an amiable character. Although there are
family quarrels and disowned sons espe-
cially among those who have fallen vic
tins to the fascinations of Paris, the mu-
tual affection of the members of a family
for one another is one of the most charm
ing features of French domestic life
Paris Cor San Francisco Chronicle.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28

The test OF many years and the experience Of
many thousands and tens OF thousands OF every
age aud condition OF life has established the fact
that no one Will remain dvspeptic who Will take
the purely vegetable mdicflne.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28

lcoatuaaed on JosTth colsaan.I
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A Cause of Observation-Disclosures.

"The reason the Shakers are decreasing
in numbers" said Elder f. w. Evans, OF
the Mount Lebanon settlement recently
"is that their best energies have been de
voted to cultivating their lands and ad
vancing their material prosperity. Their
lands have become so extensive that all
the time and labor of the settlements arc
needed to care for their possessions. This
is the root of the trouble. We have lust
discovered that the idea of the deslrability
OF the acquisition of land which we took
with us from the world is wrong. Land
monopoly Is one of the curses of the coun-
try. We must dispose of part of our
farms and devote more time to missionary
work and spreading the principles of
which we believe TO be for the good of the
people. We have gone wrong and must
correct our error. .n-Chicago Times
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w. F. HALSTEAD, supt.
Office Scranton, Feb 1852
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Noted for Ills BeneyoIenoe.

The venerable Dr. Peabody, of Harvard,
is noted for his benevolence. One warm
day in summer he was coming into Bos.
ton from Cambridge. He had Just left
the horse car and was hurriedly turning
the sharp corner near the Revere house.
when he came near colliding with an old
gentleman. The elderly looking indiyid-
ual stood with his hat off wiping the per
spiration from his brow, but he held his
hat in such a position as to give the ap-
pearance that he was begging. DIR. Pea
body, seeing only the hat, dropped 25
cents into 1t with his customary kind re-
mark. DR.. Oliver Wendell Holmes, who
was holding the hat, put the 25 cents into
his pocket, solemnly thanked DIR. Pea
body, and passed on,-Chicago Living
Church
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Its Nature. Causes, Proven
IJtlon and cure. by John II. McAlvin, Lowell
Mass, IA yeaIs tax collector. Sent free 10 any ad
dress. apr 30 sw d
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Damascus, in fact, with its 100000 in
habitants, mostly Mohammedans, is quite
as fanatical a center as there is in Syria.
Here occurred some of the most disgrace
full scenes in the massacre of 1860. Chris
tians are not safe at any time. A short
time ago it was impossible to buy Koran
in the bazaars if it were known that you
were Christian. 1t is not an uncommon
thing now to be received there with indig-
mites. Children shout at the Christians
in the streets and even throw stones at
them. Aged Moslems will angrily spit ON
the ground and show other signs of dis
gust. OF late there has been an increase
in there social outrages. Free
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DOLLY AND |.

We were schoolfellows, Dolly and l.
At little dame school in the town
close by;
] carried her books and she held my
hand
Two innocent children of Gods own band.
We would marry when we grew up, we
said
Grave plans for the time to come we laid
A small boy I, and a wee girl she,
In those bygone days-ah mel ah me
We grew--we were married-Dolly and |,
At the quaint old church in the town
close by;
The farm was purchased, the fees were
paid
"What blithe young coupled" the neigh
bors said.
And so we were till the winds blew bleak,
And chilled the roses on Dollys cheek,
Like the waning tide of waveless sea,
Her life ebbed gently-ah mel ah mel
If you want to know why ofttimes sigh,
You must come with me to the town
close by;
You must see the church where our VOWS
were said,
And the mound that covers the restful
dead.
For my love is sleeping the quiet sleep
That the Shepherd gives to his wearied
sheep
And the world is not what it used to be,
Ere its sunlight faded for her and me.
Mamie Power O'Donoghue.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28

The only reliable catarrh remedy on tie
market to-day is Ely's Cream Balm, being
Tree from poisonous drugs and offensive
odors. II has cured thousands of acute
and chronic cases where all other remedies
have failed. 1t quickly cuIes cold in The
head and catarrhal headache. Price fifty
cents.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1886-05-28

TESTIMONIALS.
AN EFFICACIOUS REMEDY. can recommC No
as an efflcaclous remedy Tor all diseases of the
liver, heartburn and d spepsia, simmons Liver
kegulator.-lewis q. WundeI, 1923 Master ST.
Assistant Postmaster, Philadelphia.
tEDITNRIALl PRINCETON ~ j.
We wish our readers to know that we have fount
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our trouble oriJinated and rendered chronic many
years In india, leaves little hope OF a perfect
cure from anything. But the Regulator has af-
forded more relief than all else we have tried We
say this without the wish or knowledge of j. H.
Zellin & Co., who prepare It in Philadelphia.
REV. II. q. lLDER,
- Ed. ''Nisslonary Review"
WILLIAM PENN P o., Mont gomery CO.. Pa
MESSl,S. j. II. ZELlN CO.-IIaving suffered
rom debility, headache, dizziness and loss of appe
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active liver simmons Liver regulator was recon-.
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SYMPTOMS OF DYSPEPSIA

are loss OF appetite, rising OF food, heart
burn, distension OF the stomach, headache,
bad breath, sieeplessness, low spirits and
general prostration. Constipation is q
frequent concomitant OF dyspepsia, but
sometimes II Is attended with dIarrhna.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-12-31
Shaving a Dead Man.

A loquacious barber informs me that
his mot trying experience is in shaving
dead people. He says on this cheerful
subject lyon would be surprised to
notice how fastidious some people are
about the tonsorial treatment of their
dead. Last week was summoned to
shave the face of a deceased dry goods
salesman. In life he was very fash
ionable person, vain of his good looks
and possessed of the notion tlat he made
an irresistible impression upon suscepti
BILE female hearts.
''His weakness was shown in his de-
sire to linger in the BARRIERS chair lie
always insisted upon having his hair
dressed to perfection, and there was
great trouble unless his mustache was
curled with the nicely of execution of
which the most skilled artists in my line
alone are capable. Well. when | went
to attend him after death his widow, who
had been extremely proud of her hand
some husband, insisted that he should
be made rs attractive as he was before he
relinquished the care 81 existence.
II worked over him for more than
two hours before she was satisfied.
Every resource of my profession was
brought into play, including liberal ex-
penditure of bay rum, hair tonic, cos
metic and brilliantine. He looks real
nice, was the widows comment when
had finished. She was 50 well pleased
that she never demurred when charged
her the rather stiff price of So for the
Job. For work of this kind the rate or
dinarily runs from fifty cents to 81. >
Brooklyn Eagle.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-12-31
Three Mon Who Thought.

A young assistant Of chemistry in the
Boston Institute of Technology hap
pened some years ago to be in the
northern peninsula of Michirau. While
there he observed that the Portage river
aud Lake Linden were of peculiar
coppery color, and when he asked the
cause was told that it was copper that
escaped from the smelling and stamping
mills of the Calumet and Hecla mines.
The young teacher put his thinking cap
on and then requested the company to
allow him to experiment with view to
saving this copper. The company was
only too glad to offer facilities. So the
young man gave up his summer vacation
and set TO work and was able to device a
method by which about per cent. of
the copper mined was saved, and almost
pure copper, too. The young professor
40 longer earns trifling salary but has
acquired q comfortable income 10y this
summers labors.
Some years ago mechanic near New
Haven was riding in railway train and
was jolted and Jared rs in the early
days of railway travel passengers were
apt to be. He didn't fret and fume as
the other passengers did, but began to
study and experiment with view to
making a spring that would reduce the
! iolting to a minimum. He at last sue
ceeded and his spring was adopted by
every railroad in the country. He is
no longer poor young mechanic. His
name is Carlos French and he has been
elected to Congress from New Haven
! district.
There died recently in Waterbury a
man who began life in the narrowest
circumstances. He learned the trade of
a machinist, and he gave his whole soul
to his trade. By-and-by he startled
wire manufacturers by producing a cold
reducing machine by which wire was
drawn cold. Seeing, one day, woman
fretting because she had prickcd her
finger with pin, he was set to thinking
and in week he had devised the
valuable safety-pin. His name was E.
j.. Manville. He died rich man.
| Neto York Sun.