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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
High Hats.

It is hard to find even a shadow of
excuse for the woman who, in this lat
ter half of the nineteenth century, per-
sists in carr ying to the theater her bad
taste, her rudeness, and her prov ncial
tendencies in the shape of high street
hat. Ignorance can hardly be pleaded
as her excuse-unless, indeed, she can
not read-for newspapers have long
voiced public sentiment on this subject.
In bitter, biting invectives they have
denounced as unsuitable head-gear the
Gainsborough, the Tyrolean, the AL
pine, and other huge vagaries of the
feminine fancy. There can be but one
excuse for their existence in the the
ater, aud that is the poverty of the
wearer. When one is seated behind q
shabby monstrosfty of this sort his crit
icism is disarmed, and he philosophy
cally resigns himself to the complex
and complicated enjoyment Of theo-
retical entertainment, from which o
view of the stage is eliminated San
Francisco Nelcs Letter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

II il an historical fact that, though
Ireland has been linked to England for
600 years, not once, till times compar-
atlvely recent, has an English sover-
eign put foot on Irish soil except to
wage war. 1t is not Less the fact that,
IN spite of all that Ireland suffered, or
was taught to believe that she suffered,
at the hands of her English sovereigns,
an instinct of loyalty-for it could be
nothing else--impelled her to take part
with the sovereign when at war with
his rebellious English subjects. Had
Charles /. taken Straffords advice and
made use OF his Irish resources as ne
might have done, it is more than prob
able that he would have saved both his
crown and his life. And, though 1T
may suit English historians to speak OF
the Irish rising in favor Of james III.
as rebellion, Ireland had perfect right
to act as she did, her fealty being due
to the crown, not to the Parliament OF
either England or Scotland. But we
need not go two centuries back In Or
der to illustrate our theory. When
George Nv. made an entrance into
Dublin in 1922, he was received with
an enthusiasm to which no bounds
could be put. The procession in which
he formed part from Leith to Edin-
burgh Castle might be, under Sir Wal
ter's management, more picturesque,
but the spontaneous cheering OF an ex-
cited crowd all along the route from
Kingstown to Dublin Castle went to
the Kings heart, just at it came from
the hearts of those who made them
selves hoarse with bawling. Nor can
her present Majesty have forgotten the
enthusiastic welcome which awaited
her on each of the two occasions OF her
visits to Ireland. If there was disaf-
lection anywhere, it did not venture to
show itself within radius of many
miles round the spot on which she
stood. And, had it suited her con-
venience to go as far from the capital
as Lime lex or Galway, she would have
seen that in each OF these towns, and
over all the rural districts passed
through to reach them, the same devo-
tion to her royal person and govern
ment would have been displayed.-
Btackioood's Magazine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

AMONG the miscellaneous articles
purchased for the use of the United
States Senators, and by them charged
to the republic, are baronial envelopes,
the English quarterly magazines, the
Americ magazines, including several
publ he'd specially for children, COM
nonsense inks, shears, magic pencils,
whistles, silver and porcelain tooth
picks, anti-nervous pen-holders, pearl
glove-hooks, card-plates and cards,
cork-screws, sugar spoons, Apollinaris
water, graduated sugar, ginger ale,
lemons, hemon-squeezers, dippers,
tumblers, zone punch bowl for lemon
ade," salts of tartar, spirits of am
monia, castor oil, cologne, soft soap,
and r, pairs to a tricycle..
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
A Wise Keforpn.

The habit Of administering quinine in power
full doses, as an antidote to malarial maladies,
was once dangerously common. Happily this
practice has undergone wide reform. Not
only the public, but professional men. have
adopted, not wholly, of course, but largely
Hostetters Stomach Bitters II safe botanic
substitute for the pernicious alkaloid. The con-
sequences Of this change are most important
Now fever and ague sufferers are cured-form-
erly their complaints were only for the time re-
lieved, or half cured-the remedy eventually
failing TO produce any appreciable effect, ex-
cept the doses were increased. course of the
Bitters persstently followed, breaks up the
worst attacks and prevents their return. The
evidence in favor of this sterling specific aud
household medicine il OF no ambiguous charac-
ter but positive and satisfactory and tho
sources whence it proceeds are very numerous.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04


"Yes; that still continues to be the
mode. Libraries, and parlors, and
sitting -sooms, to be au fait with the
style of the period, are fitted with
Oriental cabinets. curiously carved or
inlaid, and covered with all sorts of odd
tiles from Japan, China, or the Indies.
Look at that" and Mr.. Mitchell point
ed to a Benares vase from Hindostan,
with young brass god on the top.
"These cabinets of teak wood are very
popular, so is Delft ware from Holland.
There is an iron pot worth 500, with
elegant raised lacquer work OF golden
fishes and a man standing on turtles
back riding round in the ocean. There's
pair of Japanese swords. See the
blood-stains on them; probably some
unfortunate fellow played harikari
with them. They are just the things
to hang on library wall over an old
helmet"
THAT ox-horn-what is that, pray?
"Isn't it beautiful?"
"Yes; that horn came from one of the
oxen of Southern Italy. They have the
finest horns of any cattle in the world.
You see how elegantly it is brass
mounted. Well, in Germany some of
the soc cites use such horns for drink
ing their lager out of. They wear the
horns about their necks. A fellow takes
a drink, passes it to his neighbor, and
so on till they have all had swig."
But the last man, does he not get
left?"
"Oh, no; he gets drowned. Notice
the horn has a peculiar twist in it.
Well, when the last man takes drink
the beer comes round that twist, and
as he turns the horn up, thinking his
partners have drunk all the beer, out
it comes in a perfect torrent and del
uges him. So he gets more than he
bargained for, and his comrades get
the laugh on him, and of course he fills
it up again. Cincinnati Enquirer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

The remarkable phase IN the practice OF Dr.
Peter w. Schmidt Frequently called DIR. Pete)
but tells each one their trouble without asking
aquestlon. His success is phenomenal His
practice enormous He is sought after by hun
dreds wherever he goes, because he cures when
every other physician and remedy have failed
He has allowed his great medicines, Golden Seal
Btters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be
offered to the suffering, and we assert without
fear Of successful contradiction that there is
no disease they will not cure. Thousands Of
bottles have been sold Thousands Of broken
down and discouraged invalds saved Send to
Mich, for Facts for the Millioni Free.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
A Candid Cook.

A few evenings ago, on finishing his
supper, Col Yerger said to the cook,
as she cleared off the table,
"That was p'endidly cooked steak,
Matilda. Why don't you give me some
thing of this kind every EVENING""
"Bekase de culled gemman what am
payin' me tenshun don't stay away
ebery ebenin'. Dat steak was cooked
for Jim Webster, but de low down,
wufess, yaller-complected moke, saint
me word he warn't coming, so you got
away wild his steak, and Use glad oh it. "
$50 am l." responded Col. Yerger. -
Terds SiftinQS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
He Earned It.

One rainy morning q gentleman on
tho North Side found tramp lying
down in his hay NOW.
What are you doing here?" he in
CURED forcibly.
"Takin' it easy, boss" was the quiet
answer.
well, you want to get out in quick
time, you lazy loafer. Why don't you
go to work and earn living?"
Il don't have to work."
Don't you? It doesn't strike me
that you are bloated bondholder or
monopolist.
"Mebbe haint now, boss, but will
be-"
why amt you at it, then2"
"That's what / am. Can't you see
that I'm laying up for q rainy day."
The gentleman saw, and not only let
the tramp stay under shelter but gave
him a quarter to keep for nest egg
Merchant Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
Violent Exercise.

An alarm against violent exercise is
sounded by the medical and surgical
examiners. "Iron muscles generally in
dictate an hypertrophied heart; the
athlete is not destined to become the
long-lived, respectable, and useful citi-
zen; the slugger is all right in his place,
and is popular beast, but he is doomed
to an early dissolution. 1t may be &C
cepted as general truism that any ma
ture or amount of exercise that will
cause the heart to Jump or thump
against the chest-wall is exercise car
ried to an excessive and alarming ex-
tent"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

An article in Halls Journal of
Health, after naming the earliest and
prominent symptoms of consumption,
says: How much it is to he wished
that the symptoms of this hateful dis
ease were more generally stud ed and
understood, that it might be detected
in its first insidious approaches and APP
plication be made at once for its arrest
and total eradication; for certain it is
that in very many instances it could he
accomplished. DIR. Foote's Health
MOnfLLi
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
Petroleum ". Nasty.

ID. r. Locke, Petroleum V. Nasty, editor
Toledo Blade, writes: 81 had on a forefnger
of my right hand one Of those pleasant pets, a
'run-round' The finger became infamed to a
degree unbearable and swollen to nearly twice
its natural size. A friend gave me HENRYS
CARBOLIC SALvE, and in twenty minutes
the pain had so much subsidized as to give me a
fair nights rest which I had not had before
for week. The Inflammation left the finger
in a day / consider il a most valuable article |"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

SUPPOSE we have a balance gigantic
enough for the purpose, and the sun is
resting on one of the scales. Now put
the earth in the opposite side of the
scale. You might as well weigh your
head against one of the towers of the
East River Bridge. Pile hundred
thousand earths into the balance, and
the sun does not stir. There lies the
colossus immovable. But get together
another hundred thousand, and then
another hundred thousand, and stack
them up in the pan against the sun.
Three hundred thousand worlds piled
up on one side of the balance and still
the sun keeps them up. 1t would take
10000 more or 100000 earths to make
the beam even against q single sun.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
Money Well Spent-Try IL.

How TO CURE CoLD.-Tll cure any
cough you ever heard of, and with one
of the simplest remedies you ever saw,
and that remedy is Aliens Lung Bal
sam. 1t contains no opium, and is per-
fectly harmless. Mothers can give it to
their children for Group with perfect
safety. Price % cents, 50 cents, and 81
q bottle; at druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors,
and Teachers.

/ will send two bottles of WARMERS
WHITE WINE OF TAR SYRUP-best remedy
in the foorld for Coughs, Colds, Throat and
lang Disedses-if you will recommend it to
your friends, and get your dealer to order a
dozen bottles from his wholesale druggist.
Send name of your druggist. Map of Holy
Land free with medicine. Address Dr.C. ID.
WARNER, Chicago, Ill. All druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

Young and midde-aged men, suffering
from nervous debility ana kindred affections,
as loss OF memory and bypochondria, should
inclose ~ cents in stamps for large illus
trated pamphlet suggesting sure cure. Ad-
dress Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, Buffalo, n. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

As stages are quickly abandoned with tho
completion OF railroads, so the huge drastic,
cathartic pills, composed OF crude and bulky
medicines, are quickly abandoned with the
introduction or DIR. Pierce's pleasant Pur-
gat.ve Pellets" which are sugar coated. and
little larger than mustard seeds but COM
posed OF highly concentrated vegetable ex-
tracts. by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
Onc ncmv children. n of,

years old, had n very bad discharge from her
head and nose of a thick yelowish matter,
and was growing worse. We had two differ
ent physicians prescribe for her, without
benefit. We tried Ely's Cream Balm, and
much TO our surprise in three days there was
q marked Improvement, We continued us
ing the Balm and in short line the discharge
was apparently cured.-O. A. Cary, Corning,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

CHnDREN's AILMENTS, such as "constpa-
ton" disordered bowels, worms, and many
other diseases 80 prevalent, can be success
fully treated by the occasional use of WALK
Frs VINEGAR BITTERs 1t il as safe and
certain in its action upon children az upon
adults 1t acts on the liver and cleanses the
blool
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

PURE Cod-Liver Oil, made from. selected
livers on the sea shore, by CAswELL, HAZARD
& Co., New'York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken 1t
cided It superior to any Of tho other oils in
murkpt
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

will sink larae ship; and what at first APP
pears 70 DO = trifing cough is apt to culmin-
ate In consumption II not properly attended
70 In timc. For consumption, which Is scrof-
uls OF the lungs, and for all blood and skin
diseases, DIR. Pierce's ''Golden Medical Dis
covery' has no equal. BY druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

ONE word: one step may make or mar ono's
whole future. DIR. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is
the proper move when you have dyspepsia,
bad breath, piles, pimples, ague, malaria, low
spirits. headache, or any stomach or liver
troubles. 80 cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

Col. ID. j. WILLIAMS, Quartermaster U.
S. A., and ex-U. S. Consul at CGllao, Peru,
spent 500, 900 in eight years in trying to cure
himself of rheumatism, but got no relief un-
TIL he used st. Jacobs Oil, which cured him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

Il had not taken three doses of Athlopho-
ros for intammatory rheumatism before /
was better, and 1 have been improving ever
since. am satisfied il is the best remedy
for rheumatism there is to be had. G. Lock
wood, Millbrook, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

Do AS you please when you please TO do right;
and You will always do the proper thing in TAX
ing B,geiow's Positive Cure forcoughs, colds,
axe, and cure speedy 90 cents and 81
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
With Ely's Cream

With Ely's Cream Balm a child can be
treated without pain or dread, and with per-
feet safety. Try the remedy. 1t cures Ca
tarrh, Hay Fever and Colds i'm the Head. 1t
is easily applied with the finger and gives re-
lief from the first application. Price 80 cents.
At druggists. go cents by mall. Ely Bros,
OWegO, N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
A Tall Man.

Why are the tallest people the LATEST? They
are always longer in bed than others, and IL they
neglect their coughs colds they will be there
still longer. Use Taylor's Cherokee Remedy OF
Sweet Gum and Mullen.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

THE New York Wo, Id says a child in that
city was poisoned by a cough syrup contain
ing morphia or opium. There is no such
danger in Red Star Cough Cure. 1t is purely
vegetable, prompt, safe, and sure. Is cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

| STRAIGHTEN your old boots and shoes with
| Lyons Heel Stiffeners and wear them again.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

MOSES must have been one of the first foot
ball players, as he was found among the
srushes
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

CHAPPED Hands, Face, Pimples and rough
Skin, cured by using JUMPER TAR SOAP, made
by CAswELL, HAZARD & Co., New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

The bottle OF Ely's Cream balm that 1
obtained OF you LAST summer has entirely cur
ed my little boy of a severe attack of catarrh.
Mrs. Sallie Davis, Green Postollice. Ala.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

MAUD GARDNER, q daughter of ex- Gov
ernor Gardner, of Massachusetts,, is giving
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

A NATURAL color, that defies detection, is pro-
duced by Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

BECAUSE the baby is little yeller, it's no
sign he is q Chinaman. Journal
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
The Great German Physician.

To AN alligator-4Thy sweet smile haunts m,
still. st Paul Herald
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

SOME one declares the chambermaid to be
the woman of dustiny.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

SUITABLE motto for plumbers and under
takers: -Down with tho slust
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

A DUDE in one Of the new cape coats has the
general appearance of a perambulating pen
wiper
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

LEADING physicians testify TO tho value of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral, - specific for colds.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

Ir takes good many strikes 70 make base
bail match 90 OF we'll
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

A Tuow PLow is like q bad habit-a good
thing to cut drift
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04

RELIEF is immediate, and cure sure
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. so cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-02-04
The only Genuine are manufactured by
HOPS q MALT BiTTERS CO., Detroit, Mich

Vinegar Bitters. a pur-
gative and tonic. purifles tho
blood, strengthens the liver
and kidneys, and will restore
health, however lost.
Vinegar Bitters is the
best remedy discovered for
promoting digestion, curing
headache and increasing the
vital powers.
Vfnanar UlftfarS aeSinn-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-04-27

sli6EfAfgN FICTION" .1RtltAb-
a greet many 5saiiat things ar s1o
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goal " iis faailiran d ri.,1ls ~ bef faci tna'
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has TAR anpwspF " cptupcte vigh uiy au
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he va sofD.
j. mas ~ thGg there IL np law, as sHch
fthFi 40 stEtuis providing So tbereturn (
~ his original allegiance "a ous who hrs
ToluuiariiE eHpsirlrtea himself, bpi g not,
there Is provision made ~ Eesiy Hfth 4
many countries for such renewal d ALE
glance. BY the convention with Mericg 4
oi leGs il is provided Enef 3 citizen q one
country may become . nsturaiEea CHI
zen u ihe other; bit, upon returning 20
TIE iond IF hls nativity. Siisgus the ID
aent v return 20 the country u hls nstsr,
be is held 70 have rsnounesd
bic naturalization. EFen Il Tie tale were
true, e. sjegea by the Journal, ne fact
taai ~. Terrell hRs served 10 ssnsrel OF
Ga positions 81 this state il proof that
oooooy has questioned his citiEepshlp
The whole aHair, however, may be de.
inissed a. one q those fclions which pol
.0cs gires r1se 70.