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SOUTH EoCND

Tr,ia leaving Charleston at 500 A. m,
makes elos,' eonncc I'm with e.. ". & 3. 4,
X. at Ashvus, for c. n .innati, PsIkersburs-
Wheeling, and ali poi ats North. East, South
snd Wet.
Ira, leaving Charleston at 2:o9 p. m.
max - c;o>e connection al Columbus fo- sii
poiats East. %est, North and oouth.
Through EicSsiS aud Baggage checked 70
any points In L uit-d States
For further Information, address or sp-
ply to l. c. Hill, eSsnsru Agent. Middle
port, % or II. l.. Moore Clty Ticket Agent
CaHrit-Ston, w. Va.
}. : TORY. THOS kSHARPs
Jiu.l r'ceigut & Pass AXt, GeI Man.
Columbus, Ohio. Charleston, W Va
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Found

great relief. 1t ha, entirely restored mo to
health" James French, Atchison, Kans.,
writes: "To all persons suffering from
Liver Complaint, I would strongly recon-
mend Ayers Sarsaparilla. Twas aniicted
with disease Of the liver for nearly two
years, when . friend advised me to take
this medicine. 1t gave prompt relief, and
has cured me-" Mrs. Il. II. Kidder, Il
Dwight ST., Boston, Mass, writes: "For
several years have used Ayers sarss-
parilla In my family. I never feel safe,
even
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Consumption Can be Cured.

Not by any secret remedy, but by
proper, healihiul exercise and the
judlciOus use of Scott's Emu sion Of
Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites,
containing the healing and strength
giving virtues of these two valuable
specifics in their fullest form. Pre-
scribed universally by physicians.
take no other.
Sept l6-1m,
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GEOGRAPHY.
1TIME-45 MI
B. a. ALLEN, Examiner.

I. Name and define the different kinds of geography.
2. Why are the given their respective widlhss
How does Europe in size and population 10 Asia
Why the Pacific shores of Peru and Bolivia anlesss
Where does the greatest amount OF ram fall?
What 80 deg min north Latitude and S44 deg. west
longitude? What is It's population?
What the Great Northern Plain of Asia
What is the direction of Greenland from the north pole
S. Bound Hooking county, and Falls township
Name the largest city in Europe, Asia. North America
TO- When 10 o'clock nn 80 deg west, what the Ion.
where it is min. TO o'clock, III?
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THEORY IND PRACTICE.
F. NJ. GORDON. Examiner.

1. What works teaching have You read?
2. Why do you nave examinations schoolsf
Do require pupils commit rules before applying Them
Why2
What the difference between teaching and keeping school
s. How much help shoud pupils receive from the teacher?
G. Write application school, specimen of your pen
manshp
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Connect..ns are made - FOsioria SIth
he l.. F. Il Railway, tUE Siniiay. L, una,
l. Aarys, Muueie and Lafayette, ludi-
na, Bioomingtoi., Ills, Kansas City and
1t. Louis Io.
At Bucy.us Tor all poir:s on the P. +. ".
,sC R'y.
At E.,,nn for Crestllne, Cleveland, and
al poini. or the Columbus Division Z. c.
-. L !. H'y.
AT Cel,,.rburg, tor Mt. Vernon, Chiffon.
akron, ,Jn. all points on the {. Mt. V. Z.
X X.
AT Bremen and New lexington for Ssw-
ark, L-,...ister, Zan-s.ilie and all p''.Tts
on Cinc.:iuatt and M;.~liasum Vall'-y Di-
vision y. L T. 4 ST l. k'y-
AT Jun ton City for Shawnee ar-i all
points ca Straitsviile Division of d o
Railroad.
At Corning with River Division Ohio
Central is..lrCGi Tor As:,ens and Aid'iie-
port o,
AT Coiui1isus connection Is made Of tu-
ion DeI". .i' h trains ior Cincinnati LJ!s
isvilIe, Indianapolis, Washington. A-.ltI-
more. ai.i ~uuihern aud Eastern ci:l-S.
j. NJ. FFSii;Ss T. NJ. PEELAi.
GENT Manager. Sup'f.
HUDSON FITCH.
Genl Ticket Agent.
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Among the members of the United
States Senate Ingalls, talks loudest, Ed
munds most, Malone least, while Eyarts
sits and muses. quietly. Hoar looks
most ike a grandmother. and German
receives most callers and is fayorite of
the pages, IS ne was once a page him
seif
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ORTHOGR,APHY Y
]. ". FILING. Examiner.

1. What is a alphabet9 Define orthoepy.
Define double and give three examples; substitute
and give three examples.
What the the iers! OF what Silent letter2
4. When is 'y" vowel consonant2
What the difference between letter and the Of
letter9
Spell correctly :-delebe batto. nemoncs farmasy
hoboy, sateeracle, iinoy, wensdy stricknine.
Accent and define alternate mediocre isolate ratriclde
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The Parnellites are obstructing
the Tories in Parliament and the
Tories are damning the Parnell-
ties. A fair exchange is no rob
berry.
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Millinery ornaments are unique
and attractive. The special fea
lures for The coming season is the
back comb shape.
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Happiness

results from that true contentment which
indicates perfect health Of body and mind.
You may possess It, II you will purify and
invigorste your blood with Ayers Sarss-
parilla. E. N. Howard, Newport, N. H.,
writes: az suffered for years with scrof-
ulous humors. After using two bottles Of
Ayers arsSparilla, I
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A woman will confess TO almost
anything but TO the fact that she
is growing old and ugly.
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NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT
Estate of CASTOR Slit. deed.

The undersigned has been appointed
anu qualified is AdmIniStrat,ix of the Es-
tate of Custon Slut, late of Hooking coun.
ty. deceased. EN- ELISE STITT,
Sept 233w Admir-.
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Nine cases out out ten when a
woman says she hates a man she
Is In love with him.
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nanship

The fruit growers Of Sandusky
and vicinity, and the Lake Erie
Islands, are now busy harvesting
the largest and one of the fines
crops ef grapes they ever had.
Charleston 10 her Northern
sympathiZers: "Sbaker'
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Trains run daily. tDaily except Sunday.
Sleeping Caes on all through .-airs be-
tween Sslttr5ore, %aSAinStnn, Chicago,
Pis,sssIsh, Whssltrs, C0.unabus snd Cin-
ciua~ri
Additional train lesvss CsmbriaiSs for
Nhesiias ~ Ssl0 p u, and Wh~eiing for
CHaioridse 40 200 . IL, duly except Sun
day.
c LORD, " e REPPERT,
UenI Pass AS't Div Pass Agent
Baltimore, sd CclumbuS, o.
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Dyspensia

-
or Indigestion IS the stomsch's protest
against unsuitable food, the excessive use
of slcohol or tobacco, kssty eating and
drinking, and all Irrational habits or
living; and Ayers Sarsapsri.ia is the
stomsch's best friSud, Relieving Il OF dis
tress, and aiding is return 10 healthful
action. c. CsnterbuTr, 4; Franklin St,
Bos.on, Mass, confirmed dyspeptie, WIS
Cured By
The use OF Ayers slrsspsrilla. He says:
II suffered severely from Dyspepsia for
years. I consulted five or six
who gave me no relief. At
last was induced 10 ;ry Ayers Sarsapa-
rills., snd by lis Use sln entirely cured.''
o. I. Adams, Spencer, O., says: ~ have
for yesrs suffered acuteiy from Dyspepsia,
scarcely taxing = meal, until within the
last four months, without enduring ths
most distressing pains Of indigestion.
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WEST 2s0UN!,.

TRAINS run daily. tDaIly except San
lay.
AlltrlinS between COlum bus and Gin cin-
natl ,un { through without change Of ears.
onnectiic in the Union Depot with all
iverginr lines.
The Flst Express leaving Cincinnati Mt
1tp. M, is II solid train TO Pittsburgh via
Wheeling, sleeping ear attached.
u, PEABODY, W. T.. REPPERI,
Genl Sup't, Genn Pass. Ag't,
Coiumbus,C Column Gu,
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School Examiners Test Questions
SATURDAY, October :, 1886.

School Examiners Test Questions
SATURDAY, October = 1856
RULE.
Any applicant detected giving receiving aid in way
deprived privilege before the Board o
the year.
GRA.MvN.4R.
J. w. FILING. Examiner
ITINg-1 h. &c m.
principle of grammar? Give two principles OF En-
glish Grammar.
Name and define the different classes Of pronouns.
purposes the relative serve Illustrate
What is meant properties speech BY anal sg
principal parts the verbs bid drive fee lie Ct"
recline ring.
g. complex which the subject and predicate
each modified by subordinate proposition and anayze It,
Z. Diagram
Now still evening and twilight gray
Had in her sober livery all things clad.
s. Parse italicized Words
The well is said 10 be ten feet deep
Their being Strangers Itself sufficient for being
cautious
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AYERS
Sarsaparil1a

and commenced giving 1t to him. 1t surely
worked wonders, for, in short time, he
was completely cured"
Sold by all Druggists.
Price 81; Six bottles, $5.
Prepared by DR.. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell,
Mass, U. 8. A.
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Saniasky Accommodation len 'es Coiun
bus 7.GG "a n Newark sos IN
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All trains daily except Sunday.
q & NJ R'y trains cOinect at Dresden
Junction with trains of the Pittsburgh. Gin
cinnGfi & st Louis Railway, having Pull
man Palac. Sleeping and Hotel Cars attach
ed, running through without change
West bound to Indianapolis. st Louis, Gin
cinnati amp ChicogO East bouod To Pitts
bureh, Philadelphia, Harrisburg, Baltimore
Washington and New York.
The following trains have through cosch-
es to and from Cincinnati: Cincinnati Ex-
press and Cincinnati Mail. All traIna ar
irving at Morrow make close connections
for Cincinnati.
For time tables, rates OF faie, through tick
cts and baggage checks, and further iuIOr-
nation regarding the running of Trims,
tppiy to
c F DARLINGTON, Nv DAVIS,
Superintendent, Gen T A,
Z.inesville. o. Zanesviile,O o
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RULE.

Any applicant detected in giving or receivil
shall be deprived of the privilege of appearing b'
the year.
GRAMMAR.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1886-07-31
Silver City Avalanche.


Mr.. F. P. Ball, Of Succor creek. made
us call on Friday. Hs was up on bus
iness, and looked and felt well. Like
many others fcom hi, section Of ooun-
try, ho Justly complaine about mail
facilities, ard hopes soon to soc mail
servics established from Caldwell to
Jordan Valley, BY way OF Rockville.
Two six-horse teams and ono ton
horse team, loaded with the saw mill
machinery for Flint mining district.
passed through here on Thursday morn
ing. The engine and boiler arc to fol.
low. The sound of tho bells, with
which tho mules were ornamented. and
the crack of the drivers whip. sounded
upon our tynpanum like tho sound OF
old.
The Little Giant never looked better
than it now does. Tho lode is growing
wider and richer. On Tuesday MIR.
r ,gan brought down ore estim ated to
be worth $1,000 per ton. Ql account
of the surface wster little has been done
on this lode until recently. He is now
working several men in extracting this
rich ore. Ii the lcds holds its present
richness, Mr.. R,gan will take ont be-
fore snow flies, another $4,000.
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coroner's inquest was held and returned
verdict Of suicide. Tho boy was. sup.
posed to have been partially insane.

Colonel Brodhead, of Wood River.
and Ezra Baird, OF Lewiston, are tho
most prominent candidates for the mar
shalsdipo OF Idaho. As they arc strong
ly supported, it is probable that third
man will ba appointed to tho Office.
Last Tuesday evening, as Boyd Park.
j. c. Conklin, and T. .Carmichal wore
driving back to Bellevue from HALEY,
their team ran away, and they were
thrown out. Mr.. Park had bone of
the leg broken, and the other gentle
men escaped with only few bruises.
Mr.. Park left yesterday for Salt Lake.
DR.. MeKsy was recently called to
Bullion by telephone message inform
ing him that Andrew Toulouse, one OF
the French Boys" had boon fatally in
jured By premature blast in the Pass
mine, on the Ballion divide. Before ho
could have team hitched up, another
message came stating the Toulouse was
dead. DR.. Higgins, the coroner, there
upon wont up to hold an inquest.
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Range ard Valley.

John Portlock's sheep camp, on
Boison creek, in Q Owyhee county, con-
sisiing Of provisions. cooking utensils.
bedding. ETC., was entirely swept away
by water-spout, on the 10th inst.
Also some of biz wool was set afloat,
but to it no damage was done.
Harry Wire came down from Atlanta
recently. on his way to the gold fields of
Alaska, hoping to there find bis fortune.
MI. Wire has been in Atlanta two ysars,
but he now chooses to seek other quar-
ters.
S II. E.wood, OF Nebraska, was hero
for few days past, looking after beef
cattle. He succeeded in procuring ono
thousand head from Byrne Bros, and
will ship from this point about Septem-
Der /. P. M. Golden, of Laramie,
Wyoming, was also here, but departed
with Mr.. Eiwocd. Mr.. Golden came
to purchase young cattle, OF which he
secured five hundred yearlings of Byrne
Bros, and will ship about tho 1st CT
August. He intends putting thsm on
the Wyoming range.
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HALEY News Miner .

Art Smith has taken the manage
ment of the Alturas hotel. Ho will b,
assisted by Tom Campbell.
The amount of claims allowed anl
what there is still to allow by the boarc
of commissioners this term, will foo
up about SS4 900.
l.. j. Emerson has completed the
school census for this district, but will
not submit it for fow days yet. There
are 2I2 persons Of school age against
2l1 last year.
The rush Of muddy water down Wood
River Casually 50 clear and pure) last
week. was caused by a. tre,nendous
cloudburst near the source of The river,
below Galena. Bursting chiefly upon
the mountains on the east side, for three
or four miles along the river, the out
pour Of water cut deep burrows in the
soil, and deluged the wagon road with
earth and rocks to the depth of six to
ten feet in some places---in fact. cover.
ing the road out Of sight as though
thousands Of hydraulics had been tear
ing the mountain sides.
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Eph Ball is lying quite i'll CT bronchial
affection.
Mrs Hallack has gone east to visit
relatives.
The grasshoppors have como and are
doing considerable dam sge in the
vicinity of Earl Races place, opposite
side of the river from Boise.
VIM. G. Brown. an old f,rty-ninor of
California, and brother of Jonas W.
Brown, Esq, of this city, arrived here
on Sunday morning last, and left for
California on Wednesday evening.
Tho crops are nearly all destroyed on
F.v. Mile by rabbits. The settlers
there arc getting even on the rabbits by
selling their ears to the county. If the
governor had not got drunk and lost
the bill abolishing the bounty on rabbit
ears, which passed the last legislature,
these settlers would now be in a suffer-
ing condition. 1t is estimated that ST.
900 will bo paid by Ada comfy this
year for rabbit ears.
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Tho latest from Washington is to th,
effect that Commissioner Sparks l!
about to issue en- order to his spec a
agents, directing them to seize all cat
tie found feeding on tho public domain
and to put Uncle Sans brand upon
them.
Special Agent Fry, of the general
land Office has seized 100000 feet OF
lumber near the new town at Fort Fst-
termnn, which, it is alleged, has been
unwarrantedly cut on government
ground, and has guard overit. This
is the only lumber to build the town
with until the railroad gets there.
On Sunday evening some emigrants
who were going west by wagon route,
passed through Georgetown, and when
about three miles north OF that place,
one of the party a boy about Is years
of age-committed suicide by blowing
the top Of his head of with 2 gun. A
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Tho demand for labor in this country
is far greater than the supply. Almost
every day wo moet mon seeking hand.
either in haying, riding or general farm
work.
A boy foil through hole in the side
walk near the postofiice last Monday.
Whom discovered he was hanging by
his head fastened in tho crack, and his
heels splaohing in tho water.
During the recent cattle roundup in
the Black Pine district somo Of the va
queros discovered the carcasses of sew
enty. five or eighty door, supposed to
have been caught in the canyon during
one of the heavy storms last winter.
1t has been the notion OF good many
Wood Riverites that their base ball
club could play ball, but the game on
the Fourth with the Shoshone club has
badly shattered that notion. The Sho-
shones are now the champions OF the
territory.
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Reports are in circulation that the
land Office will be lnovsd to this town
in few days. 1t cannot be traced tc
any reliable source.
The Indians that come to this town
look as though they were well taken
caro- Of. They dress we'll in their way.
ard look as though they had plenty to
cat.
Rain in JtlF is quite unusual in this
country, but there has boen several worry
respectable showers here this month.
L. is very evilent that tho climate Of
this territory and vicinity is changing
vsry fast. II tie water was properly
distributed By means of iri cation ovor
the arid plains OF Idaho, the cause
which brought thom into being would
disappear.
Ole reason that thore Is such an OPP
position among the Indians TO their
childron attending school, is that they
lose all love for the !tepee, and not un-
frequently for their own parents and
relatives, whose manner OF living they
look upon az little better than the beasts
OF the field. After adopting the man.
ner of living Of the whites, it is natural
that they should feel so, and the oppos-
ition Of their parents, In view Of these
facts, is also natural.
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GENERAL NEWS.
What People are Saying and
Doing in Idaho.
FROM OUR EXCHANGES.
Inter-Idlho.

Inter-Idlho.
Harry Boyle, who recently sold his
ranch at Bruneau, E ko county, Nevada,
for several thousand dollars, is missing,
and it is feared that he has beon mur-
dered. This man missing business bids
fair to become epidemic.
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THE BOISE CITY NATIONAL BANK,
Boise City, Idaho.
X. WADSWOITu, President.
ALFRED EOFF, Cashier.
4 GENERAL BANNING BUSINESS IN ALL us
BRANCHES TRANSACTED.

VIII huy and sell Exchange and mako Tele-
srsphic trsn-f. ih@ principal cies Of ihe C.i-
ted States, and draw kXchan- uicec; on the prin-
cinsl cities of Europe.
VIII buy gs,ld rust, gold and silver bullion, and
city, county and territorial warrants,
special stiention given to the shipment ef gold
and silver bullion, which iibersl advance wi !
be made aud full United States Mint CT United
States Assay re .urns will be furnished fayora-
bic terms.
Collections on all points viii receive careful and
prompt attention,
CORRESPONDENTS.
Wells, Fargo { Co.'s Bank, San Francisco.
Wells. Fargo & Co.'S Bank, NV York.
Wells Fargo Z Co 's Rank. SAILS Lake CRY.
Wells. Fargo 4 CO.'S Bank, London.
Fist Nati,n3 Bank, Chicago.
Omaha Nationsl Bank, omaha
First National Band, Feitisnd-
GwISN & BAKER, Agents.
CALDWELL, IDAHO
.aS-InTsREsT ALLOWED ON TINE DEPOSITS
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FHaTERnHl.

CALDWELL, LODGE No. 10 I. o. o. r. Hall
~ over Little & CO.'S Drug Store. ReFuisr
meeting Wednesday evening ~ esch week. Visit
ing brethren eordislly invited to attend
]. n. MARTiN, Il. S. S. n. MOE, N. G.
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o. S. [. TIMs TABLE.
POSTOrFICE.

PgST0FFlCE.
MAILS ARRIVE from the East daily at a. m.
MAILS ARRIVE from he West daily Al p m.
From Rockville. tIi-monih'y, vt D. from
Middleton, tn weekly. att $50 D. Mi closes
daily At $3.50 p. Ollce from 80 a. IN. TO
9:iS u. every day. IT w. BOONE, p. NJ.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-14

that day, had performed all her house
hold duties most faithfully, and had re
tired with the rest of the family tc
sleep. Suddenly she aroused her hus
band, Mr.. .ThomasGroves, who found hel
sitting in the window, and told him
she was dying. Drs. Henry and Feagan
were summoned at once, but before the
latter, her family physician, could
reach the house, being fartherest off,
she was a cold silent corpse, and when
be felt tor the pulse his skilled hand
had so often timed before, alas it was
gone; the ticking of his friendly watch
had survived her, and was audible in
that lone chamber of death. Dead ?
Yes dead, came the response.
"Truly there was hurrying to and fro,
And streaming eyes and tremblings of dis
tress,
And cheeks all pale which but an hour ago
Blushed at the praises OF their own loveIl-
Yes, poor little Davy, his mothers
idol, who was her shadow, and from
whom he had never been separated an
hour, except when at school, whose
cheeks were as blushing as a girls, be-
came blanched to the palor OF the
corpse before him, and with one pitiful
vail of agony, '"Oh, doctor, can't you
do something to save my mother? p he
saw her pass away from him forever, In
the darkness of that awful night God
help the bereaved ones is the prayer of
the whole community.
The Baptisls are holding protracted
meeting at this place. Revs. Powell
and Duling are conducting the services
in an earnest feeling manner, with that
patient love and tenderness for poor
fallen humanity, which should charac-
terize the pulpit, and with which our
Savior said, 'If l be lifted up will
draw all men unto me-" The meeting
is well attended, and bids fair to be
productive of great good. "Bleesed
are the merciful for they shall obtain
mercy"
Waverly, August i, 1886.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-14
"I'LL SEE YOU OUT"

lFrom the Pittsburg Chronicle -Telegrsph.
The judge advanced to the bar, and
after careful search through his gar.
ments, laid down q nickel and sufficient
pennies to represent the current valne
OF TWO beers. The major promptly
Joined him and remarked.
"You look sad, old man. What's
gone wrong?" =,
"rve uncovered new lead in human
depravity."
"How's that?"
swell, you see, have an influential
friend who knows all that's going on in
stocks and things. He came to ma
and told me of q perfectly safe thing
stock selling at $6 share and bound
to go tn $50 in sixty days because the
nobs were buying il up to secure the
valuable franchises of the company.
Ii ! would go in aud buy was sure to
make big money, and, in case the deal
went the wrong way, my influential
friend promised to see me OUT"
''Well, what was the result?'
''Instead of going to $50, the stuff
is now worth q dollar a share. the
broker called for more margin. and asI
had put in all could raise by mortgage
ng my wife's property, / was sold
Did your friend come to your re-
ief, as he promised?"
"oh, yes, he lived up to his promise
% see me OUT He bought the stock
It ~ share, sold it to me At s., sspllt
)mmissions' with the broker, and
saw me out OF all I put in the deal"