St. Paul daily globe., 1886-03-06

Oh, perish the bonnets tnAt blOOm III the |
spring.
Mr.. j. J. McCafferty, the promising |
orator and attorney of this city, left yester-
day for Chicago, where he will Ofiiciate on
Monday next as best man at the wedding
of his old classmate, Mr.. &. A Gallagher.
the legal DemOsthenes of Minneapolis.
After the ceremony the party will embark
for New York and the national capital.
Mir. Dan Lawler. the brilliant young at
torney and speaker of ST. Paul, and bride
have returned from their wedding tour.
During their absence MIR. and Ms. Lawler
were handsomely entertained by the faculty
of the Yale college law school, and they
were hOnored with a dinner by the presi-
dent of Georgetown college.
George w. Walsh, the attorney, is down
on bass viols. 1t cost him quarter to look
at the last one he ran across.
DIR. Stone says that his profession is the
only one, strangely enough, that seems to
agree.
Ehle Allen is becoming fat
Mai. Reed has bid farewell to his
whiskers.
Jack Wampler left for the Sunny South
Yesterday. He went direct 10 St Louis,
where he will board the first boat and float
down the stream.
A. T. c. Pierson has shaken his shawl.
Editor Joe Wheelock has the distingue
air of a travelled foreigner.
Col. p. Keigher says that the sold neigh
bOr' dodge is becoming trifle thin.
Mr.. j. q. DOnnelly says that If he could
have gotten an admission fee of 10 cents
each for every person who requested TO see
the bodies of the unfortunate victims 10 the
tragedy, he could well afford to take trip
TO Europe on the proceeds.
What funny thing public curiosity is.
after all. Thursday night the writer stood
i'm front of an undertaking establishment on
Wabasha street. i'm conversation with Mr..
| C. j. Mccarthy, one of the prOprietors of
! the place, when a trio of rOsy-cheeked
young girls came up and asked 10 see the
victims to the tragedy.
Sorry TO disappoint you. ladies" said
the rotund Mccarthy, but the bodies were
taken away last night" whereupon the
| girls exclaimed, .'Ain't that too bad" in
| concert, and lett the premises very badly
disappointed.
Manager Lon Scott has discarded his
sealskin OvercOat. and he is rushing the coy
and gentle springtime in the nattiest kind
of light garment.
DIR. CraTy has embalmed his imported
| Norwegian cutter until next carnival season.
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company, wore a fragrant white rose on his
lappel yesterday, which he is going to have
embalmed and slowed away as a souvenir
trophy of the reception at the Ryan Thurs
day night.
''MOisten thy clay. me boy, with tlagOn
of Falerman and ere We HE us hence, the
mask of JOY put on. for, prIthee, cen Phyne
herself has not caDeTed To as grave wight
as thou" The above exclamation was ut
tered by tall, slim youth in fashionable
| refreshment resort yesterday, and at first
blush one would have taken the fellow for
a crank or a madman. Inquiry revealed
that they had been To see Robson & Crane
as the DTOmiOs. and the remark was merely
a Pyrnhic scintillatiOn, shot of by the fric-
ton of the discussion. But speaking OF
this superb representation OF what Is one OF
the most exquisite comedies in the world.
it is really brilliant poem or painting
animated with the spark of life, and gleam-
ing with the radiance OF all delightful sound
and harmony or cOlurs.
prominent jackson street barber shop
has among its iOnsorial artists veritablt
magnetizer. a few passes from his dexter
ous hand being sufficient To curl your na
and mOusiaehe and drive away the wOrs
: kind of a headache. AS n mind reader n,
is also i'm great demand.
To Pegasus-Of all the dISjOinted. knock
1need aSthmatic and jerkey rhymes it has
ever been our misfortune To run across
YOUR ode To the diSsolving ice castle" j.
r entitled to reach out and grasp the tidy
Besides. the subject is the worst kind OF
r chestnut. and why on earth YOU Should
! have selected this theme when the time
honOred one of spring-gentle buddin!
spring, now Just bursting her pod. Is appru
L l. u l. nNauann inn ~.
my boy. don't tackle any more poetry. Tn
muses. are coy and delicate and will not hav
, your robust handling. Yours Is the herOi
style. and only hy long years OF penance
on the l.mpid anvil of the blacksmith O
some kindred pursuit will you be able I
atone for the bad break yOu nave made.
Some mun have a phenomenal knacs o
combining business with pleasure, an
a apropOs oT the remark a pretty good one
related of prominent cigar manufactures
/ who IS in high standing rs Mason. !
: few evenings ago a Minneapolis lodge wa
= to confer the royal arch degree. and j
- these ceremonies are always made the Gee;
I. sion for Soc!al reunions ana tcaStins. nun
= Der of the 81. Paul brethren were inv.tc
over, among the number DC NJ the ciga
. man. From prudential motives ne too
with him q sample box or cigars, with III
| TIC NlcN III lullNuANili- hto r-'hho W al
= trade. On reaching tie hall his coat an
= box of weeds were taken in charge by III
= tyler. An elegant supper bad been pr
!, pared BY the home lodge. and IL was pal
p" taken of with great relish. At the wini
up the master of ceremonies olsen
cred for the hrSt tiHla that n
cigars had tYeen served. a deplO
E. able and altogether inexcusahle oyerSigil
+. In poking aronBd the ante-room he RI
across the sample box, and thinking th,
Z had been left by the caterer he proceeded
NJ pass them around 10 the crowd. On cou
ing to the man of business the box was I
N sooner flashed under his nose than he start'
W back in half-dazed manner and exciaime
by chimney. dat's my box Of sample
/ know de label. But ioke's a joke.
suppose" He was becoming excited, vh'
an explanation followed, and before q
b. party broke up the samples had been ;
tested.
Il was interviewed the other day." sa
Judge Egan yesterday, land the fnnr
2 part of il is tnat 1 didn't know Ii until
4 saw my expressions in print. That remn
:, me that there are inteTyiewers and repOrte
" that don't interview. The former size "
III up. feel of your mood and then sound yo
and all the while you are as Innocent
their intention as a town pump. The latt
approach you in stereOtyped way, and
On YOU don't feel like replying To their matte
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