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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05
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MOZART ACADEMY OF MUSIC.

TUESDAY. October 5th. and EVERY
EVENING THIS WEEK, with daily NATL
NEES at $3.50 L. NJ the great tragic actor,
DANIEL +. BANDMANN supported by the
beautiful and accomplished artist. Miss
LOUISE BAUDETT and strong dramatic
cast. appearing TUESDAY NIGHT IN
HAMLET: WEDNESDAY, MERCHANT
or VENICE; TUESDAY, OTHELLD !;
FRIDAY. ROMEO AND JULIET; and
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY MATINEE,
LADY OF LYONS; THURSDAY and FRI:
DAY. DORA; and SATURDAY, EAST
LYNNE. Prices of admission: Is, 25, IS,
and zoe DC
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05

"PITCBER is candidate for Congress in
the Twelfth Missouri district" He ought
10 be able to count upon the baseball vote
at least.
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BRIEF COMMENT.

"Russia has flung another uItimatum ct
Bulgaria" But Arstro-Dungary caugh! 1t
on the fly.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05
A NEW DEPARTMENT.
AosEktissNG AGEN.s.


NEW SPAPER ADYERTlSlNG.-A
~ toOh OF 100 pages. The oest book f1i
sn advertiser to consult. be ne experienced
or otherwise. ltcontslns lists Of ewspApen
and esti rates OF the cost Of advertising
The advertiser who wants 10 spend one dol
lar finds IN it the inform alton he requires
While for MIN who will invest one hnnircd
thousand dollars h advertising y schems II
indicated which ;Sill meet n Il. every reqoire
meDt, or can be made "a do so oy slig III
changes easily arrived at by correspond
ence. One hundred and fifty.three editions
have been issued. sent. post paid. to any
address for Ten cents Apply TO GEO R6 4
y. HOWELL & CO., NEWSPAPER
TiSING BUREAU, 10 Spruce street print.
Ing House SQUARED New York.
80 la.d.swAwtDe2,
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A NCSEMENTS.
DICHMOND THEATRE-TW WEN
LII TY-THIRD SEASON.-Only first.ciass
attractions engaged.
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER and 6. 1885,
FRANK A. TANNEHILL
AND METROPOLITAN COMPANY IN
BTRANGLERS OF PARIS.

Prices OF admission: Orchestra (reseryedD,
81; general admission, Use. Dress. Circle
(reserved). 75c.; general admission, SOC.
Family Circle, 25c.; Gallery l5c. Ieie'
phone 467. oc 5-lts
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05
DANCING SCHOOL.

rS-~N<NT<NT~f-rAs- ~
MADAM L. L0U1S'S DANG %
1NA ING PARLORS viii open OCrO. "a
Der IL at GIL BROAD STREET at IN
O'Clock. Circulars will explain all particu-
lars. Call or address 307 Broad street.
se2S-tOc17
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MUSICAL.

THOROUGH INSTRUCTION IN
i VOCAL CULTURE, PIANO, and OR
GAN. For terms &C., please address
K. LOUIS lDE,
sol west Grace street.
Sc 10. Su, Tu&F9t'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05
LETTINGS.

NOTICE.-MEMBkRS OF .y,,
~ FIDELITY LODGE. No: s<z3.
1879, GRAND UNITED ORDER aftT<SS
OF ODD-FELLOWS: You are S'15tsc~
called TO meet at your lodge room
THIS Tuesday, AFTERNOON, october D,
1883. at ~ o. clock to pay the last tribute
of respect 10 our deceased brother. PETE n
YoUNG. The funeral will be from the Ebe'
nezer baptist church at 3 o'clock i. NJ.
Members OF sister lodges and Past Grand
Masters Council No. Ii are fraternally Ia.
yfted to unite with us.
BY order u. WALLACE. n. q.
Attest: 1900. =.
oo5.lts WILLIAM II. JONES, p. 8.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1886-10-05

WILLIAM l.. RoYAIL, Esq, counsel for
the foreign bo1dholders, has sent to us the
following:
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

The largest farm in England is in Lincoln
shire, and cotains $1,000 acres. The tenant
has paid rent of 81 an acre; but this year,
although the rent has been reduced for him
one-half, he finds that he cannot make both
ENDS meet. So he gives up his farm, al
though he has always managed it with ener-
gy and skill. The straits of those who till
small farms is even worse For some years
the fortunes Of the English farmers have
been going from bad to worse, and the end
does not seem to be yet Poor seasons and
American competition have hastened the
min
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
THE SAME TROUBLE PORTLAND HAS
Boston Record.

The report of the police commissioners of
this city for the past year contains one item
which will set people to thinking a little.
The fact referred to is this There is but one
patrolman to each 5Sl people, and this single
officer has nearly three-quarters of a mile of
streets. When there is taken into the ae
count the comparative ease with which GRIM
inals elude detection simply because of this
insufficient force, the need of enlarging is oh
yious. Money is well spent which makes
the home and the street safe
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28


In another column are presented the views
OF well known carriage manufacturer on
the policy of the State in finding employ
ment for its convicts. He agrees with the
manufacturers of Bangor that the competi-
ton Of the prison is disastrous to their bust
ness because the agents of the prison UNDER
sell them in the market. Certainly these
manufacturers ought to know if their bust
ness is injured by this competition; and If it
is there is an undoubted hardship. But
there are two facts in connection with this
subject which cannot be forgotten. In the
first place, probably not over five per cent.
of the carriages used in Maine are made at
the State prison. The per cent. of harnesses
made by convicts cannot be much greater.
1t hardly seems possible that this small pro-
duct can alone make any serious disturbance
of prices if It is properly distributed through
out the State Then the State has its own
side of the question. There are the convicts;
they must be kept at work. 1t is also highly
important that their work be such as to give
them useful trades, so that they may become
self-supporting when released. These two
things it is absolutely necessary for the State
to do, If a term Of Imprisonment is to have
any salutary effect on the convict 1t is
highly desirable, also, that the prisoners
should be as nearly self-supporting as pos
sible; for the taxpayers Of Maine justly look
with disfayor on any assessment for the sup
port of body of able-bodied men. But in
the management of the institution the ques-
ton Of giving employment to the convicts
is put ahead of all financial considerations.
The work is done in the slowest way, with
out the machinery which helps the free
laborer Thus the product is reduced to the
lowest possible proportions. So if the State
is competitor of private manufacturers it is
so unwillingly, and because it is forced by
necessity to become so. The convicts must
be kept at work. and to direct their work to
the manufacture of some other line of goods
would only cause expense, without advanc-
ing one step in the solution of the problem.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
TUESDAY MORNING, DEC. IS.

We 90 not read anonymous letters and commun
cations. The name and address Of the writer are
u all cases indispensable not necessarily for pub
ucatlon but as guarantee of good faith.
We cannot undertake 30 return or preserve
communications that are not used
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

They talk now of abandoning the idea of
putting the Panama canal through at sea
level for the easier plan Of making use Of
locks. But for years to come the canal will
be remarkable chiefly for the money it has
locked up.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

President Cleveland has been as unfortun-
ate in some of the men he has let out as in
some that he has let in. Wanna, the .desper-
ado who killed Chief of Police Sixldlle of
of the Cherokees of Indian Territory, was
pardoned out of the penitentiary by the
President few weeks ago.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

The last war cloud in Europe has not had
its centre over Bulgaria, which has almost
been forgotten, but over France and Ger
many. For some time France has been in
ereasing her army and perfecting her mill
tary equipments. Germany is doing the
same thing; but as France is by far the
richer country, the Germans realize that in a
rivalry Of this sort they will be beaten in the
end. So the suspicion has been natural that
the Germans while yet they may be equal to
the French in military strength, and while
Bismarck, Won Moltke and the old Emperor
are with them, may force the fighting and
endeayor to nip French hopes in the bud.
There is an ominous uneasiness in Europe
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
CUMBERLAND NATIONAL BANK.

THE annual meeting of the Stockholders Of the
Il Cumberland National Bank, of Portland
will be held at their Banking Room, on TUES
DAY, the eleventh day of January, 1887, at 10
O'Clock a. m, for the choice Of Directors and the
transaction of any ether business that may legally
come before them
WILLIAM H. SOULE Cashier.
December 10, 1886. dec11dtd
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
CANAL NATIONAL BANK.

THE Annual meeting of the Stockholders Of
Il the Canal National Bank of Portland for the
election of seven directors and for the transac-
ton of any other business that may legally come
before them, will be held at their banking house
on Tuesday, the eleventh day of January, 1887,
at IL O'clock a. m.
dec11dtd B. c. SOMERBY, Cashier.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

Mr.. Powderly win need all the backbone
he can command for some time to come, if
he is to save the Knights from going all to
pieces The condition of the order is critical
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

TyHE annual meeting of the stockholders of the
IL Ocean Ingurance Company fer the choice of
Directors, and the transaction of such other bus
mess as may legally como before them will be
held at the office of ths Company, on Wednesday,
the fifth day of January, 1887, at o'clock .. m.
CHARLES +. FLAGG, Secretary.
Portland. Dec. Is. 1886 decl5dtd
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

Senator Jones of Florida, who has been in
Detroit so long, is said to exhibit but one
sign of sanity. He draws his salary with
regularity.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
Lerchants National Bank of

rElHE stockholders of this bank are hereby noti-
Il flied that the annual meeting for the choice
of Directors and transaction Of any business
holden at the bank on Tuesday, JAM 18th, 1887,
at 10 O'Clock a. m.
dec10dtd CHARLES PAYSoN, Cashier.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

Jim Cummings presumed too much upon
the dullness of the detectives.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
WE OBJECT.
Boston Sunday Paco,

Boston Sunday Record.
Judge Holman has entered himself as a
candidate for the Senate from Indiana. The
answer is unanimous: I'VE object"
THE DOW LAW AND THE RUAfsEIIERs
Cincinnati Commerclal-Gazette.
The liquor dealers of Ohio. if they know
their business, Will not invest much money
IN able legal talent to fight the Dow law
The people of the State are behind the law
Their voice is supreme, above the politicians
advise the liquor men to fight the law in or
der to make money out of them. The Dow
law will stand. There is positively no posi-
bility of another more favorable to the liquor
traffic
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
NATIONAL TRADERS Bank.

THE shareholders of the National Traders
a Bank, of Portland, are hereby notified that
room on Tuesday, the eleventh day of January
next, at IL O'Clock M to choose five Directors
for the ensuing year and to act on any other bus
mess that may legally come before them
dec1Odtd EDWARD GOI1ID- Cashier
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28
CURRENT COMMENT.

County Democracy. Naturally enough they
are not pleased with the prospect.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-28

is absolutely pure and highly concentrated. One
ounce is worth pound of any other kind; II Is
strictly medicine to be given with food. Nothing
earth will make hens lay like It. 1t chick
en- cholera and all disea of hens. Is worth its
weight in gold. Illustrated book by mail free.
sold everywhere. sent by mail for 20 cents In
stamps. Ia h. air-tght tin cans 81 .OO by mail,
9I.%O. Six cans by express, prepaid for $500.
DIR. I. S. JOHNSON 6 CO., Boston, Mass.
noy27
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
AN EXTRAORDINARY OFFER,
70 All Wanting EMnlOympn


We want Ltye Energetic and Capable agents
In every county IN the United States and Cana
da, to sell patent article OF great merit, ON
ITS MERITS. An article having large sale. pay
Ing over 100 per cent, profit, having no c0npe-
titOn. and on which the agent Is protected In
the exclusive sale BY deed given FOR each and
every county he may secure from u.s. With al!
that lt Is an article that can be sold to every
HORSEPOWER. Il might not be necessary 10 make
an "kxTKAo BINARY ofFEs" 10 secure good
agents nj once but we have concluded to make
II To show, not only our confidence In the Mer-
It's OF onr Invention. cut In It's STABILITY by any
agent that will handle 1t with energy. Our
s6OO month clear. and Tits fact makes it safe
Tor us 10 make our offer to all who are nut OF
employment. Any agent that will give our
business thirty days trial and fall to clear At
least 800 in this time, ABOVE ALL kxPRSsEs can
return all goods unsOld to us and We will re-
| fund the Money paid for them. Any agent or
General agent who would like ten or more
| for ninety days, and fall to clear ut least $50
! ABOVE ALL txPENsss, can return all unsold aud
get their money Jack. No other employer OF
agents ever dared To make such offers nor
would we II we did not know that VIZ have
agents now making more than double the
amount We guaranteed. and hut two sales day
would give profit OF over Sl2S a month. and
that one OF our agents took eighteen orders In
one day. Our large descriptive circulars explain
our offer fully, and these we wish to send Ia
every one oat az emplov ment who will send Us
three one cent stamps TOR postage. send NJ
once and secure the agency In time tor the
boom, and go TO work an he terms named In
our extraordinary 0ffer. We would like TO have
the address OF all the agents, wing machine
solicitors and carpenters In the country, aud
ask any reader OF tins paper who reads this Of
Ter 70 seIq US At once lhe name and address oil
| all sucn they knnW, AitdrcSS al Once, o. ySu
VIII loose the BEES, chance ever offered 10 those
out OF employment TO make money.
kENNsk MANUFACTURING Co,
WI III 6nltAteld o., HllSbVrN, ~.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Saratoga Scintillations.

Prepare your exhibits for the fair
Several threshing machines are
now humming IN full blast.
Frank Merrill, will attend the fall
term Of the Breckenridge institute
at DEBORAH.
A team owned by J. J. NcGinness
while trying to lower the record
scattered the fragments OF 4 lumber
wagon over about half q mile OF the
highway; no further damages were
done.
A little son Of Henry Monholler
accidently had his hand badly tract.
ured in hay fork pulley.
Potatoes will undoubtedly be q
scarce article for another year,
Some Ut our agricultors state that Il
requires about fifteen or twenty
hills to obtain enough to season q
few dishes Of soup.
Even in this enlightened age wha,
strange people We meet In our daily
travels. ulen whose facility Of vision
Is apparently 50 dull. tha. out OF
dlsiespect or because they fail to
ercrlve, wrongness Involved Ia Ia.
boring on the sabbath. Unl~ss:nel es-
sity compels, and we hardly believe
It does during season like what has
passed OF this, with six long brigh,
days each week, aud II this peri.
WAS improved BY earnest aud per-
tnnlal labor, with this II would be
found unnecessary to labor the
seventh. BOz.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12

Col. j. ID. jenkins has been or.
pointed superintendent Of the Sis.
seton Indian agency near Big Sten+
Lake, Dakota. The colonel has beer,
a life long democrat, and this reIog-
milton by the administration is vel
nerited. Born in Alabama, he moves,
when 4 boy to Wisconsin. He serv.
ed in the Black Hawk War a. order.
~ sergeant under General Dodge,
and when very young mau becam.
a member Ut the Wisconsin legisla-
lure. he WAS An expert surveyor
and while young man surveyed y
;alge tract Of government land-th.
St Croix district, More recently, b.
WAS a government surveyor 10 Cali.
f"rnia. In the early days OF thi,
county he was register Of the lane
Office ut DEBORAH and at Usage II
The Turkey river land district. Th.
friends 1T the Col. in both politica
PARTIES will rejoice with him at hi.
present good fortune.-[Osage News
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Better Than Vacation.

This is pre-eminently the vacation,
month, when thousands seek rest
and recreation. But to those who
suffer the depressing effects Of sum
mer debility, the disagreeable symp
toms Of sorofnla. the tortmrps Of bill.
iousness, dyspepsia or sick hcadact .
there Is more pain than pleasure in
leaving home. 70 such we say,
give Hoods Snrsaparilla trial. l,
will purify your blood. tone up and
strengthen yonI body, expel every
trace OF scrofnla, correct bilious
ness, and positively cure dyspepsia
or sick headache. Take it before
You 60, and you will enjoy your va.
cation thousand fold.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Who can Beat this?

A. Lewis Of Monona, Iowa, has
taken the wool OF our sheep four
years in succession, and has given
us entire satisfaction, be is the best
hand to shear a sheep that we ever
had. He takes the wool of
the quickest. cuts the sheep the
least and leaves the fleece in the
best shape OF any man we ever
saw.
We timed him on some sheep; he
caught and sheared one In six min
utes and caught and sheared five in
50 minutes, the wool from tho five
sheep weighing 4libs. We rec.
commend him to those having sheep
to give him Q trial.
F.O. & G. III. FARNswoRTH.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
s.. -. 80 2.
Iowa Patents.

The following patents were grant.
ed for the week ending July q
1895, reported for this paper by JOS
Fl. Hunter, Solicitor Of American and
Foreign patents, Washington, D. c.
N. H. Bloom, Charles City, spring
for vehicles; 8. G. Dickinson, Milton
electric clock movement; G. H
H4ptenlacher, Des Moines, cal
coupling; }. ". TsgHanl. Des Moines
corn harvester; Patrick neevy
Dudley, wheeled scrnper, Seth Beal
Manchester, corn planter; J. v
Thomson, Fl. Madison, cartridg.
loader: F. A. Thomas, Cedar Rapids
rope fastening.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Hay Fever.

! have been a sufferer from hay
fever for ID years, and have tried
various things without doing any
good. / read Of the many wondrous
cures OF Ely's Cream Balm and
thought would try once more. In
fifteen minutes after one application
| was wonderfully helped. Two
weeks ago commenced using 1t aud
now feel entirely cured 1t is the
greatest discovery ever known or
heard of.-Duhanel Clark. Farme r,
Lee, Mass, 44t2w
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Wives! mothers! DauQbters!

BE YOUR OWN PHYSICIAN! & lady who
for wears suffered torrents worse than
death from Uterine Troubles. Falling OF the
had despaired OF Oetng cured, found remedies
which cOinpletely cured her. Any sufferer frm
such troubles Can U Z the remedies and thus
CCRg HERssLr, without revealing her condition
TO any one. aid without subJecting her woman
" nlOdesty 10 the shOca OF physl,tIn. An IL
Illustrated treatise. prescriptions. and tull dtrec-
tons for use. s.nt fkhE 70 any address, secure
~ sealed. send seif-adires>ed, stamped en-.
yelopc. Addit "a. haulinX thi, paper.
i9m3 MIS- VI 4. iini.Ak,. It's ..ist.sMay. n. y.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
THURSDAY, AUG. IL, 1886.

DR.. Fenner's Golden Relief cures
ant pain In S to 81 minutes. brlis'
or cut without soreness.
II. T. Blair, editor OF the Cantor
Observer, gave the city q brief cal
Monday.
Charles Herring and Charles Arm
old. Of Riceville, gave this City
call Tuesday.
For economy and comfort, WI
use Hoods Sarsaparilla," writes III
Intelligent Buffalo N. I. lady. ion
Doses One Dollar.
Martin Aburg. one OF J. Is. Cav
ards tailors, returned last Saturday
from few weeks recreation.
The regular meetings Of L. A. 4343
X. OF L., will hereafter be held at it.
Hall in Cresco, the second and fourth
Saturdays OF each month. All mem
bers in good standing invited to al
meetings.
The Central House at Boscobel
Wis, Is a model Of taste, neatness
and comfort. It is deservedly tht
popular resort OF the travelling pub
lie sojourning there.
The Chamber OF Com mcrce Of the
City OF st. Paul, has sent flags aud
everything here, making Cresco q
signal service weather station. The
flag will be displayed on the stores
OF Plat & O'Malley.
Now is the time to feed the hun
CRY printer; as watermelons are
ripe. A. Lewis and F. o. Farms
worth remembered the typos and
devils Of this Office with fine wat
erlnelon this week.
H. 81. Rygg, who formerly carried
on tailor shop In Cresco, has re-
turned and located over Platt &
Malley' clothing store, where he de-
sires to meet his old patrons and rs
many new ones as see fit to come
He believes himself master OF the
profession and will make garments
IN modern styly and guarantee good
fits. 27tf.
Mrs. Genshow, formerly OF this
place. now Of Minneapolis, Is visit.
ing few days with her sister, Mrs.
james Walton.
Wishing to 20 on the road, offer
my house and lot in CrescO for sale
also about $4,000 worth Of personal
property. Q. Il. WOOD.
There will be special meeting Of
Memorial Post No. ZIG. Aug. IA, 1856
at 8 O'clock p. m. All comrades are
requested to be present.
G. 81. MILLER, Adjutant
Those that enter the DEBORAH In
stitute during the first month, OF
leave during the last month OF q
term, will be charged tuition fol
that month. A good school cannot
be made out Of transient scholars
The fall term--10 weeks begins
Sept s.
J. w. Wentworth, of the Golden
Eagle goes to the eastern markets
the last Of this week for its fal
stock Of clothing and furnishing
goods.
For the prompt and certain cure
Of erysipelas, use Ayers Sarsaparilla
the specie endorsed by emiuen,
medical authorities.
A child Of Daniel Barnes died or
Monday morning and Of Jerr,
Barnes on Tuesday morning. Neither
was sick more than few hours
DR.. Roome attended one Of theu
and pronounces It Scarlet fever.
Do you want beautiful complexion
Then use Ayers Sarsaparilla. /
cleanses and purifies the blood, ant
thereby removes blotches and PIN
pies from the skin, making 1t smooth
and clear, and giving it 4 bright aue
healthy appearance,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-12
Chatechisnl No. /.

Ou0lCCuASu NO. IL
Question.-Do national banks loan
money ut 2 per cent a month?
Ayes,
Q-Where do they get the money
A..-The government loans it t.
them.
Q.-What interest do they pay the
government?
A.-One per cent per annum.
Q.-Who Is the government.
A We. the people.
Q.-Who do the banks loan mon
ey tor
A The people.
Q.-How Ia this?
A.-lEverybody 10 chorus) Dun
uo."-IEy.