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Iron County register., 1886-05-20
Death1ess Love and Dying.
ITbom aston Conn, Exnress1

A loving New England couple dyed for
one another few days ago. The man was
frosted with the SHOWS of seventy years,
while she who was to be his blushing bride
had the raven locks of thirty. He dyed his
hair black, thinking to please her, and she,
ignorant of his noble sacrifice, bleached
her hair white to please him. There was
a strange far-offness when they next met.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

At least three men on the average jury are
bound to disagree with the rest just to show
that they've got minds Of their own; but
there is no disag agreement among the women
as to the merits of DIR. Pierce's 6 Faoorite
pronouncing it the best remedy in the
world foralf those chronic diseases weak
nesses and complaints peculiar to their sex.
1t transforms the pale, haggard dispirited
woman, into one of sparkling health, and
in the happy household.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

--One hundred thousand orange trees
were planted last winter in Southern
California. The crop next winter is
expected to aggregate eight hundred
thousand boxes OF fruit.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
Young Lochinvar in Ohio.
fChilo (O.) Dis patch.I

TCEIIU IO.J DIS paICH.I
Frank Allen, "young and handsome" !"
and Matte Mccarthy, "pretLy as a pict-
ure," eloped from Pendleton County, KY,
and were chased by the girls father. The
runaway couple secured minister at this
place and were married in a skiff on the
river, while the angry father stood on the
bank with a shotgun and impatiently
watched the proceedings, swearing might
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
SOFA WATER is the great summer fizzle.-
Washington Critic.
WHATEVER name or designation is given

WHATEVER name or designation is given
to Fever and Ague or other intermittent
diseases it is safe to say that Malaria or q
disordered state of the Liver is at fault.
Eliminate the impurities from the system
and a sure and prompt cure is the immedi-
ate result. Prickly Ash Bitters is the SAT
est and most effective remedy for all bill
iary troubles kidney diseases and like com
plants that has ever been brought before
the public. A trial is its bestrecommenda-
tiOn.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

Rev. W. M. LEFTwIcH, D. D., Nashville
Tenn, publicly endorses Red Star Cougl
Cure. which costs only twenty-five cents I
bottle
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
Hoods SarsapariIla
100 Doses One Dollar
ScrofuIa Of Lungs.

Tam 40 years old and have suffered for the last
fifteen years with lung trouble. have spent thou.
sands of dollars arrest the march of this disease;
but temporary relief was all that obtained. was
UNFIT any manual labor for several years. Afrend
strongly recommended the of Swift's Specific Is.
S. S., claiming that he himself had been greatly
benefited by its in some lung troubles. resolved
totry 1t. The results are remarkable. My cough has
left me- my strength has returned and weigh sixty
pounds more than did in my life. Ii has bc<cn
three years since stopped the of the medicine,
but have had return of the disease, and there
pains weakness felt in my lungs do the hard.
est kind of work. T.J. HOLT.
Montgomery, Ala, June 25, 1855.
Swift's Specific is entirely vegetable. Treatise on
Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 5, Atlanta Ga, or
15e w. 23d Street, N. Y.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

SICK and bilious headache, and all de-
rangements of stomach and bowels, cured
by ''Dr. Pierce's Pellets''-or antl-bllious
granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes
to allow waste of virtues. By druggists.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

THE best cobblers do not talk. "Least
said, soonest mended. ~. o. Picdyu,te.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
How Women Differ from Men.

CHIEF Two-BELLY, of the Crow tribe, is
dead. There is rejoicing at his old board
ing -house.-BOSton Post.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

Down East singing masters always looh
out for the Maine chants.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

WHEN is a bride like ship2 When it
rides over the bounding nancy Y TEL
egrans.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

WHEN G. W was a small boy they used
to call him Figures, because they can not
ie.-Prdirie Farmer.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

ALWAYS goes round with long face-an
alligator.-Peck's San.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

To strengthen and invigorate the stom-
ach, and to stimulate the appetite, take
Ayers Pills.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
Human Calves.

A WOMAN refused to feed a dwarf, be-
cause she was opposed to dine-a-mite.-
Boston Globe.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

unhappy marriages result from human
calves being allowed to run at large in So
ciety pastures" Nine-tenths of the chronic
or lingering diseases of to-day originate in
ness, resulting in scrofula, consumption
(Which is but scrofula of the 1ungs), sores.
ulcers, skin diseases and kindred affections
DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery"
cures all these. Of Druggists.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
Get The Best

Il good motto to follow in buying spring medicine.
wen everything else. By the universal sats-
fact on it has given. and by the many remarkable
cures 1t has accomplished. Hoods Sarsaparilla has
proven itself unequaled ling up and strength
ening the system and for all diseases arising from or
promoted by impure blood. Do not experiment with
any unhearof and unred art Gle which you are told
is'just good" but be get only Hoods Sarsa-
parilla.
II consider Hoods Sarsaparilla the best medicine
ever used. 1t gives me appetite and refreshing
sleep, and keeps the cold out" JOHN S. FoGG, 106
Spruce Street. Portland Me.
find Hoods Sarsaparilla the best remedy for Inn
pure blood 1 ever used" NJ. H. BAXTER, ticket
agent P. s. R. Rd. Bound Brook, N.J.
Hoods Sarsaparla takes less time and quantity to
show its effect than preparation heard Of"
Mrs. C. A. HUBBARD, n. Chill, n. Y.
Hoods SarSapariIla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Prepared By
C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

THE best preparation for coloring the
beard is Buckingham's Dye for the Whisk
Iron County register., 1886-05-20

"THRoUGH BY day1ight'-The house,
breaker.-Life.
PIKE STOOTHACHE DROPS cure in minute &c
Glen1's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. ESQ.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills COrns & BunionS.
LIVING on tick-Telegraph operators
National Weeklg.
Iron County register., 1886-05-20
RuCkeye Folding Binder.

The lfghtest running elevator binder In the world
Folds to through farm gates. Requiresless
storage ROOM Never misses bundle. Mention this
paper when you send for our Catalogue.
AuItman, Miller 4 Co., Akron, Ohio
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03
PENITENTIARY MANAGEMENT
AGAIN.

In another column will be found a
communication which has been received
from Mr.. John Nicholson. at present an
inmate of the Penitentiary. An artc' e
in last Sundays issue of The HERALD
called forth the letter-which it will be
seen, is intended as a defense of Mar
shall Ireland in his management of the
Pen. We entertain a high regard for
Mr.. Nicholson, and eheerfully publish
what he has to say; we are also glad to
note that Improvements are being
made in the conduct of the
prison. At the same time. we fail to
discover wherein the gentleman refutes
q single statement in Sundays article.
The HERALD charged that Marshal
Ireland was vindictive and mean; that
when he assumed charge of the Pen,
there was a vein of humanity in his
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03

Now BE honest, gentlemen, don't you
think this conspiracy racket is being
worked Just little too often and just a
trifie too loudly? 1t is all very well to
indulge in conspiracy sensation now
and then, just to fasten the attention of
the country on Utah, and let the nation
understand what great and brave men
it has out here in charge of affairs,
and how heroically they are
performing their duty; but this
thing of having conspiracy to
assault. to bride, to murder, and to
commit various other crimes. for break
fast, dinner and tea, as it were, is liable
to make the business ridiculous, you
know. If we can make the arrange
ment with the Marshal and District
Attorney, we'll promise to boom one
good healthy conspiracy every quarter,
provided the gentlemen will let the
country have a rest between times. With
proper, intelligent, weli-directed effort,
all pulling together, we should be able to
give an ordinary conspiracy such an
impetus that it would last the nation
three months. and by the time the
rumbling grew weak another one could
be Matched and gotten ready for bust
ness. Meantime Mr.. Dickson might in
tensify the agony by announcing that
ne has covered himself in a steel coat of
mail.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03
READY WITH A USELESS ENDORSE
MENT.

It has been published that when the
press kilograms came on Monday with
the news that the Senate committee on
public lands had voted to re-
port adversely the nomination OF
Mr.. R. S. Dement, to be Surveyor
General of this Territory, Mr.. John
H. Campo, the chief clerk in the
Office, forwarded dispatch to Commits
sioner Sparks, presenting that General
Dement, was better fitted for the office
than any Surveyor-General Utah ever
had, a statement which all the en-
pIoyees of the office, majority of the
deputy-surveyors and those who had
had transactions with the Office, would
indorse, and that the appointment of a
new incumbent would retard the bust
ness of the office" Mr.. Campe's zeal
IN the cause of his master will be COM
mended, but we suggest that his efforts
at this time are sadly misdirected. and
furthermore, that it comes with a
bad grace for him to thus cast dirt
Solomon, Gen. Kimball and we believe
Gen. Clements. Dement, has been in
the actual occupancy of the office about
two months and could not in that time
have gotten the business well in hand,
hence it would seem strange how his
c'erk should have discovered that he |
was a more competent official than
Gen. Solomon, who held the office for |
nearly eight years, and whose admins
tration more than once received the
special commentator of the General
Land Office at Washington. In con-
nection with Mr.. Campe's telegram,
number of the q. S. deputy surveyors
have been questioned as to the asser-
ton in regard to them, and they say
that the clerk was not only not author
lied to speak for them, but they do
not iHdorse the assertion that
Dement, is the best Surveyor-G Gen
eral the Territory ever had. Mr..
Campo is a clever gentleman, and
it is to be hoped that he has not per
mitted the palayer of the laxative De-
ment to affect him, especially as his
Endorsement cannot possibly do the
Illinois gentleman the least good. De-
ment is as effectually out of the Office
as he will be after his rejection by the
Senate, and new man is certain to be
at an early day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03
TUFTS EXTRACT SARss ZAP aaIl.A
Startling and Terrible.

To the ear of affection is the sound OF
a dry, metallic cough, that seems as if a
rattle were sprung in the chest of the
beloved one. Hasten to loosen it with
Hdle's Honey of Horehound and Tar. the
new medicinal agent, which is admitted
to be the best remedy for pulmonary
complaints at present known. The
cures it is accomplishing astonish the
faculty and delight the people. All
druggists keep it. Price so cents and
81: Great saving to buy large size.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one
minute.
"HACKMETACK," lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price 25c. and SOC.
For sale at A. c. Smith d Co.'S Drug
Store. ~. 13
THE REV. GEO. H. THAYER. of
Bourbon, Ind. says: both myself and
wife owe our lives to SHILOH'S CON-
SUMPTION CURE" For sale at A. C.
Smith & Co.'s Drug Store. 9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03
A Clear Skin

is only a part of beauty /;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beauties.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-03

flee to release the Territory from his in
humanities and brutalities, both at the
Penitentiary and elsewhere in The adj
ministration of the affairs of his Office.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
SHE WENT AND GOT mAnnrnD.7

In recently making the trip in a stage
coach over the rugged range of hills
called the "Baraboo Bluffs" between
the towns of Lodi and Baraboo, in Wis
consin, the coachful of squeezed and
iolted passengers found some relief from
the tediousness of the journey in the
original remarks which, from time to
time, fell from the lips of an elderly
woman who was one of the company.
She persisted in expressing great con-
tempt for the other sex, and for married
life generally, and intimated that such
had always been her opinion; and as it
had previously leaked out from her con-
versation that she had been married and
had raised q large family of children, 1
ventured to ask her how it happened that
with the feelings of contempt she had
from the first felt for the men she ever
could have married one of them.
"Wa'al," said she, young man, I'll
tell you jest how it twas When was
a little gal lived in a family where
there was an old maid, who, in going up
stairs to bed, had to go through an entry
way where there was pile of potatoes
in one corner, and she used to make me
go and cover EN- up with a blanket
before she went by EN-, for fear they'd
see, cause they had eyes. Wa'al, thinks
], If old maids is like that, won't be
one nohow So you see, as soon as got
old enough, like fool went and got
married"
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03

The British Medical journal recently
emphasized the value of the mechanical
treatment Of certain affections Of the re-
spiratory tract by means of artificial al
terations in the air pressure. We are all
familiar with the advantages attending
a change of air with certain classes of
patients, and much of the good so OBJ
tanned is due, according to The Journal,
"to the change of atmospheric pressure
in combination with variation in the by
groscopic and electric properties of the
respired air."
The therapeutical value Of rareiied or
compressed air in lung troubles has been
for some time strongly asserted. But the
precise conditions under which patients
should be subjected to increased or re-
duced pressure and the degree of such
variation are points yet to be expert
mentally determined. DIR. Yeo, of Lon
don, has shown that the low air pressure
of the Alpine resorts lat attitudes of 1000
feet is highly conducive to the heahh OF
pulmonary patients in the early stages of
phthisis. II may be questioned, how
ever, whether the benefit of high level
resopts is not as much due to the purity
and dryness of the air as 10 its rarefac'
ton. The therapeutical value Of ali
pressure changes must therefore be tested
where all the other conditions are the
same.-Chicago Tribune.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03

A traveller called very late for break
fast nt hotol k'pt Ivy Dr. Thompson,
Of Atlanta, da., aud he was celebrated
joker, The meal wns hulricdly prepared
and Thompson, feeling that the feed was
not quite up to the mark, made oil sorts
of apologies all around the eater, who
worked on in silence, never raising his
head beyond the affirmative influence of
his fork or by an act acknowledging even
the presence Of mine host
This sullSy demoanor rather annoyed
the Doctor who. changing tho range of
his battery, stuck his thumbs in his vest
arm holes expanded his chest by rob
bling the room OF half its air and said:
Now, mister, durn me if hain't
made all the apology necessary, an more
too, considering the breakfast and who
gets it; and now tell you have seen
dirtier, worse cooked, worse TASTED, worse
looking and durn sight smaller break
fast than this is several times"
The weary hungry ono meelKly laid
down his tools, swallowed the bite in
transit, placed the palms of his hands
together and modestly looking up at the
vexed and Tuning landlord shot him
dead with tho following words;
Neutrality-suspicious." 'v
"Yes, SIR" came with vindictiYe
promptness.
well, then, I'll be id, old man. If
you hain't out-traveled mel"
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
THEY CLOSED HIM OUT.

" 1t is reported that the last murderer
swung off in Ohio went to his death feel
ing that tho sheriff had not used him
exactly square. The condemned had q
deal in wheat through outside parties
and he wanted lust one more week to
close it out
4" "Of course I'd do anything for you
personally" said the sheriff, "but the
Governor is behind this thing and no
seems to be in hurry. Til promise to
carry out the deal for you, however, and
Whatever profits are made shall go into
grayestone for you" The prisoner had
to submit but he was emphatic in assert.
ing that the sheriff should consider bust
ness before pleasure. I
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
FORTUNEnUNrING IN ENGLAND.


The degree in which girls with money
IRE pursued in England goes far beyond
anything known in America; yet even
in this fashion has rs much influence as
wealth. Some years ago there was
very wealthy and good-looking, Ameri-
can girl in England, and it is stated on
absolutely trustworthy authority that for
weeks together she had on an average
one offer of marriage o day. These
were mostly made at places in the
country where she was visiting, and were
chiefly those of the nobility. She very
often received proposals from aristo-
cratic fortune-hmters whom she had not
known for twenty-iour hours. This was
aided by no forwardness on her part, for
she was modest and retirin c beyond most
OF her sex. She ended by marrying q
great title, saying that she had no faith
in any mans sincerity, judging by her
experience and that she might as we'll
secure at least a title, since there could
be no other advantage TO her in o
husband.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
STRONG ENOUGH ron THAT WORK.

ANewport, KY, man was sent by his
wife to see q girl who advertised for q
place in respectable family. When he
arrived at her house the following con-
versation took place:
II call in reply to your advertisement
wanting place. Doyou still want one2"
Eyes, sir, il kin git the right kind of
place. How large family have youS"
"Only myself and WIFE"
swell, l wouldn't do all kinds Of
work. Is your wife healthy? won't
wash nur iron nur cook. 1 couldn't
think of doing such work as that. What
kind OF work does your vito want me to
doS You sec I'm not very strong"
de. catching on to the drift of her
remarks" Well, Of course in getting O
girl she doesn't want one that will work,
but one who can boss her aunt. Do you
think you are strong enough for that ?"
"Yes, sir; presume So"
"Well, I'll send dray after you,
Good-day."
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03

sounds of Bullets and Cannon Balls.
There were those who pretended to tell
by its sound what sort of cannon or
small arm projectile was passing them
in the air. Certainly there was a great
difference in the sounds. When a
muslet ball was at full speed it made a
whiz like some huge and rapidly flying in
sect. To advance under fire Of in
fantry often seemed like attacking a
swarm of bees or hornets, the air was so
constantly cut by the little messengers of
death. But as the force of a muslxet
ball diminished il gave melancholy,
long-drawn wall, almost exactly like the
"meowi" of a cat that is scolding its OPP
Ponent. Between the "whizln or the
''stl" of a musket ball and the fear
full hubbub made by the greatest
Of cannon proiectiles there was
an immense variety of soul
narrowing sounds. There was a
projectile, used by some of the Confeder-
ate artillery in the campaign between
the Wilderness and Petersburg, whose
sound, though not the loudest was very
stirring in its effects. and our men nick
named it "The Great Demoralizer.p For
there were few backbones in the Army
of the Potomac that did not involunta-
rily bend whenever this shot with its
fearful combination of rasping, tearing,
screaming and roaring sounds all in one
passed over them.-T. f. Galwey IN Chi
cago Times.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03

How Baggy Trousers became Fashionable
Baggy trousers have come suddenly
into fashion with the fellows who ape
the English, and it is all mistake. The
duke of Sutherland sailed into port a
month ago aboard his yacht, in which
he is cruising around the world, and his
advent stirred Fifth avenue profoundly.
He was idolized during his three weeks
stay in the city, and in whatever respects
his manners differed from those pre-
viously accepted as the best in London,
in these particulars the Anglomaniacs
amended their own. He was accepted
as undoubted authority. One day he
went to the tailor most patronized by
this clique and ordered two suits of
clothes. He stipulated that the trousers
should be very loose, and they were made
so. The tailor hastily informed his Gus
toners of the dimensions, and they fol-
lowed the example with all speed. In a
week the legs of a hundred handles were
lost in flabby pantaloons. Then some
suits direct from London arrived, and
the trousers were only medium size. The
truth transpired that the duke meant his
two pairs for wear aboard his yacht
simply for comfort and not for style.
But the fashion had been set, and baggy
trousers, though blunderingly donned,
are not to be taken oif.-"Uncle Bills"
New York Letter.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
NEWARK DRUG
and
CHEMICAL STORE,
E. G. JAY, PHARMACIST.

Being educated to the drug
business, with an experience of
seventeen years handling drugs,
buying and selling, I feel safe
in guaranteeing everything l
sell. My customers will find
by a fair and just comparison
that ! sell only the purest drugs,
chemicals, &c, at the lowest
prices. Call at any hour of the
day or night for anything in the
drug line.
e. 6. j -AY.
DRUGGIST,
Near POstOfilce, Newark, Del.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03

The Preparation of Popular Perfumes.
More than 100000 are spent annu-
ally by the people Of the United States
for perfumes for the bath, toilet and
handkerchief. Among the most popular
perfumes found .n the stock of our lead
ing druggists are May Bells, Blue Bells,
Edenia, Marechal Neil Rose, Evangeline
and Alpine Violet. Rose odors such as
tube rose, tea rose and white rose are
largely in demand; also the pure oil of
rose. Ottar, essence or oil of rose, so
much sought after by the ladies, is dis
titled from the fresh rose flowers. 1t is
prepared largely in a little town called
Kisaulick in the Balkan mountains.
About 5000 pounds are raised annually,
the commercial value of which is $3.50 to
$500 per pound. The roses are gathered
in May and are distilled with the green
leaves of the caly. The oil is furnished
in minute proportion, not more than
three pounds being realized from 100
pounds of .-Globe-Democrat.
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1886-07-03
now uE AppLInD MS INITIALS.

Money may elect n man to Office, but
it will not enable liim } III his position
with sense and honesty. A certain
mayor, of the iguoraut variety, who had
made his money j., 'quor business,
had paper brough. ~ nm by the clerk
with the request Of his Endorsement
"Your initials are only necessary, I"
remarked the scribe.
my nishusl Watts my nishuls?"
"Why your given name and your sir.
name each commence with the letter p;
80 please write two P's on the back of
this paper"
His Honor the Mayor took the pen,
and with wrinkled brow and an irnpor-
tant ali, laborionsly wrote-"Too Peze."