Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-10-01
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Socrates had no socks. ' nts
SHOULD =, telephone appliance,
under the head of hollo wora a,ss
An English paper, speaRin.
launch OF a new vessel, 60,
christening ceremony was "s
by Lady Campbell. Her t t.'
l.sso, and she can carry six rnn ''
THEODORE Hook, on accom-.
Wild eStravagances, was collos
less wit. Some of our old u
vendors who try to imita.o
pedients make witless shift
S;tin1ys.
A BOTTOM FACT.
Brcnthes there n man to truth ca
Who will not-tho' success hos s.a WA
His days to Righteousness. and s,,
Tho rays of its abundance o,er h;'
Acknowledge, cen with reycrc,, ~
As slipper memories shade his hwy, Wv
That tho he keeps his end up now
In youth his mother did It for hi,
-Yonkers Gazette.
An elderly lady who, with ha, !,
ter, has but recently returned
rapid journey through England. n
part of Germany and Italy, was
if they had visited Rome. and B
piled in the negative. "La, m,]
we did," said the daughter atbI
the place, don't You know, wlea
bought the bad stockingsml
HOW SIZE CAUGHT HIM
Twas i'll crowded horse-car
He met the maiden sweet.
SO softly murmured Thank you
When he offered her his seat.
The silvery voice cntranced him
And when they left the car,
He gained an introduction,
And now they welded are.
The moral OF this ditty,
The girls will plainly see:-
If the maiden hadn't spoken,
She still might single be.
-Sostcn Courier.
a YOUNG lady about to be ma
being on friendly terms with the eli
man who was to perform the wee
ceremony, made him promise IL.
her first Sunday at church after
marriage he would preach an Al
pirate sermon. The promise was 9
and on the Sunday appointed
preached from the text from
Psalms: "And there shall be al
ance Of peace as long as the moo
dureth."
HE, Gin the waltzJ-You told me
would send an answer to nv pro
by letter. She (blushingly)-A
did. He-Then l have not receiv,
All do not tritie with me, swt
Angelina. She-I have no wis
tritle with you. 1 sent my answer
is strange you have not received
sent it yesterday noon by messt
boy. He-By q messenger boy.
then I'll get it tomorrow. Thanh
tie explanation. You have rel
1.'y mind greatly.--Bostoo Courid
HAD WRONG NAME.
A poet brought the editor man
A piece OF verse one day,
And stepping to the Office desk,
Said i'll pleasant way
"The season is now we'll advanced,
And so thought I'd bring
For you to publish, if you will,
A poem upon Spring."
They dropped him Gown the narrow st
And with an awful thud,
He landed in q shapeless mass
Directly in the mud.
"Ha! hal" exclaimed the editor man.
SIN glad that this is oil:
He should have called his little gem
A poem upon Fall"
-Tid-Bits.
In a young ladies' book of etiq
we noticed a chapter headed, "Ho
Entertain an Evening Party"
haps the man who made the book
what he was doing, but we doubt
the party comes alone, as he us
does, if he's level-headed and
entertaining at all, there aren't
young ladies who don't know no
entertain him. Such kind of girl
very scarce, very. They don't
around these parts. We were
acquainted with any of them, al
hardly think anybody wants to
EsteNine Bell.
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