The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-10-02


How many years of close study are
wasted by the scientists. The discovery
of the circulation of the blood was made
in vein.
Why viii you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief? Price
l0c., Soc, 81. Sold by DR.. Horn, Le-
hightOn. Biery, Weissport.
1.-THE way to sleep" says scientist,
is to think of nothing" But this is
mistake. The way to sleep is to think
it is time to get up.
For dyspepsia and liver complaint,you
have printed guarantee on every bot
tie of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never fails
to cure. Sold by all druggists.
livery nation has its customs"
remarked an old lady, placidly, when
informed that her sailor husband had
been eaten by cannibals.
"Hackmetack." lasting, fragrant
perfume. Price 25 and 80 cents. Biery,
Weissport; DIR. Horn, Lehighton.
"A lady and gentleman accidentally
touched each others feet under the
table. "Secret telegraphy," said she.
Communion of soles," said he.
No Cure-No Pay.-A new departure
in medicine! Fontaine's Great Discovery
removes the cause of disease; namely.
disease germs. This guarantee means
something-for knowledge is power" 3"
For sale at DIR. C. 4. Horns drug store.
"A Marshal Mel rose-bush that grows
white flowers on one side and crimson
on the other is a sight at London, on.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria and canker
mouth. Sold by Biery, Weissport, and
DIR. Horn, Lehighton.
-'Dream of eggs, sign of money"
says the dream-book. Perhaps that is
the origin of the term ''shell out"
A nasal injector free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price so
cents. Sold by Biery, Weissport, and
Horn, Lehighton.
-Wanted-The name of the gold
smith who made the welkin ring.
-The'Lth'is what the next Congress
will be somewhat awkwardly styled.
One bottle of DR.. Seth Arnold's Cough
Killer cured me of severe attack of
Pneumonia. | was in a critical condi-
tion, and upon the suggestion of friend
obtained a bottle of the above named
remedy and was surprised at my quick
and wonderful recovery. 1t is splendid
medicine. Isaac W. Richtmeyer, SAUCER
ties, Ulster Co. n. Y, Feb. s, 1886.
Mothers, teething and fretful children
need DR.. Arnold Soothing and Quieting
Cordial. 25c.
The fly is not much of an astrono-
mer, but if there is a cream-jug within
his orbit he'll find out all about the
milky way.
81 have taken, within the past year,
several bottles of Ayers Sarsaparilla,
and find it admirably adapted to the
needs of an impoverished system. am
convinced that this preparation, as a
blood purifier, is unequaled. &C. c..
Dame, Pastor Congregational church,
Andover, Me.
Why is a dogs tail novelty? II was
never seen before.
Why suffer the tortures of biliousness
when Hoods Sarsaparilla will give you
sure relief? Sold by all druggists. 100
Doses One Dollar.
An exchange tells of dog that can
count. But it can't equal cat in run
ming up column.
No lady should liye in perpetual fear,
and suffer from the more serious troubles
that so often appear, when DIR. Kilmer's
Complete Female Remedy is certain to
prevent and cure Tumor and Cancer
there.
Every man is said to haYe his price,
but the trouble is nobody but himself
knows the private mark.