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The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
SUNNYGRAMS.

The married man who knows his P's and
Win now get s'coaled' before the weather
does.
What does it profit man to be q
weather prophet. if his prophecies do
not come true?
Such Il noisy bovine racket, win 1t never,
never hardly ever-cease!
Cow-doctors must be playing, child-lke,
that they're ''stomping," "stomping
out disease.
There are said to be forty-seven
thousand empty flats in Paris. per-
feet dudedom as it were.
He will boast Of sea-serpents he's seen;
Anacondas which often he shoots:
Yet something to brag of he's not quite so
green,
They're the snakes he oft sees in his boots.
The Spaniards have sos ways of
cooking eggs, but they have only one
way of swearing at the grocer who
sells them a dozen revolutionary hen
fruit.
The bureau-new-mOnia gag
Is worked for all it is worth, nowadays,
Cow-doctors may bluster and brag,
But tits the bureaus new-money (ah y that
pays.
A new street of tombs has been
found at Pompeii Anybody having
lost new street of tombs can have the
same by calling on the finder and pay
ing for this notice.
Some comedians cut dash,
Some live on the finest hash,
Some will make moneyed mash,
Some will get tho cid mans lash'
e9.Dc win make q lot of cash
And some come to eternal smash.
Job may have had his troubles
And may have had his patience vext,
But he never got intensely interested in
the weeps and walls and woes of an
clipping couple and followed their trials.
troubles. and tribulations until they
were safely on ship, and the vessel
was wrecked in mid ocean and they 60
ing down for the third time, and excite
ment raised to one hundred above zero,
and then read these heart-crushing
lines of
ITO be continued in eurnext."
Job may have had his troubles,
And felt the grief that kills,
But he never read almost column of
some long.standing political feud, muir
der, assault, ASSESS nations, EARTH
uuakes. cyclones, tornadoes and such
like missiles, and then found that all
these might have been prevented II the
people had only taken
Humbug's Jubilation Pills
"A man will dress in kerseymere,
His wife will don Jersey, dear;
He tries to save his cash,
She tries to cut dash:
Both will fail, though they persevere.
Apple pairing times at hand,
Autumn's come, So full Of joys;
Finest sport in all the land,
Fun it brings to girls and boys,
Many and many q game is played.
One heart to aDother'u chime;
Sometimes here are matches made,
That's the best OF pairing time.
Badger and Gray is the firm at the ''hub,"
my dear,
Nov it's queer thing to say
That though Gray is only himself, 1t is clear,
Yet Badger is always Gray.
The maid sits by the dado,
Looking sweet and fair;
A youth who's quite dude, oh,
Sits beside her chair,
| Bent pin in pants-a deed, Oh,
| Enough to make dude swear
| The boy who cut that dido
Has vanished in thin air.
Farmer shaking down the trees,
| Making them think it's breeze.
| Lady sitting at her ease,
Doing whatsoe'er she'll please,
| Can you tell me- why these two
Are alike! Now tell me true.
You shall have the answer without much fur
It's par time with the first, it's spare tim.
-GoodaWs Sun.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

8. NJ Presley's livery stable at Harvard,
Neb., was burned, destroying % horses,
among which were two stations valued at
1900. Total loss, 81, 900. At the same
time the barn OF Josiah Cox, a farmer, six
miles south OF Harvard, was burned, con-
Stunning eight horses and mules.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Emma Klein followed Leon Javorover,
wine dealer. when he left his boarding house
to take the ferryboat to Manhattan, N.
Y. When the ferryboat reached midstream
the young woman went to him and asked
him to make up quarrel that had taken
place few days before. Javorover refus-
ed. The girl walked to the end OF the boat
and threw herself overheard.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Martin Kelly, the engineer OF the wild
engine, which cotlided with q passenger
train near Pine Bluff, Wis, was arrested
at Madison, charged with manslaughte
lie was held in 81. 500 bail for trial. The
eosoner's JUDY found chat Kelly was re.
snonsible for Henry 6chwencks death, III
80 far az he was trimming his engine CONTRA
ry to the standing rules Of the company
when the accident occurred. I
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

At Albany, Oregon, Capt. William M.
Saunders was sentenced to be hanged Dec.
%. Saunders, who was formerly editor
OF the Carville Leader, murdered Charles
Campbell at Albany, Oregon, in June. last
year. He escaped the day ate his trial,
and was recaptured after twenty days.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Menernans Pcptonized Beef Tonic the only prepare
tion Of beef containing its ENTIRE NUTRITIOUS PROP
KRTIEs. It contains blood making; force generating
ton Dyspepsis nervous prostratfon and all for as OF
general debility; also, in all enfeebled Conditions
oyerwork or acute disease, particularly Il resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswELL, HAZARD a.
Co.. Proprictors. New York. Sold by Druggsts.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
The Row Who Munches

Green apples all day, doesn't think what
time he is going to have all night. He will
have sharp attack ofcolic about midnight,
and the whole family will be alarmed. II
mother has taken precaution to Lave a
bottle OF PERRY DAVIS s PAIN KILLER where
she can lay her hand on it, the trouble will
soon be over.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

The banking house Of William N. Dustin
Of Lincoln, ILL.,, olosed with liabilities OF
5000, 900. The bank ID preparing to make
an assignment. The assets, according to
q sworn statement OF Dustin made last
winter, were SCI, 900. They are entailed
by On Injunction levied in the interest OF
the bankers wife, who has q suit for al
imouY pending. y,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

are the words used by lady, who was at
one time gwen up by the most eminent
and left to die. Reduced to a
mere skeleton. pale and haggard. not able
to leave her bed, from all those distressing
diseases peculiar to suffering females, such
as displacement, leucorrhea inflammation
etc, etc. She began taking DR.. Pierce 8
"Favorite Prescription" and also using
the local treatments recommended by him,
and is now, she says "as good as new.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Mr.. g. C. Staley. while playing the lead
ing part in Michael Strogoff. at Oakland,
CAL, became SO hoarse from q severe cold
that he despaired OF being able to continue
his part. Two bottles OF Red Star Cough
Cure entirely cured him. Does not nau-
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

For weak lungs, splitting OF blood, short
ness OF breath, consumption, night sweats
and all lingering coughs, DR.. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery" is q sovereign rem
edy. Superior to cod liver oil. BY drug
ts
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

blotches, pimples, ulcers, scorfulous hu-
mors and incipient consumption, which is
nothing more nor less than scorfula OF the
lungs, completely out OF the system. 1t
stimulates and lnvigorates the liver, tones
up the stomach, regulates the bowels, puri-
fies the blood, and builds up the weak
places OF the body. 1t is purely vege-
table compound, and win do more than is
claimed for it. We refer to DR.. Pierce s
Golden Medical Discovery"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Meyers Thieman Co.. wholesale notion
dealers OF Cincinnati. failed. Liabilities.
| 500, 900; assets. $4,000. Cause, dull
collections and general depression OF
| business.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Alonzo P. Clifford OF Boston, builder, has
cone into insolvency. Liabilities, $92,-
s76, OF which S74,75O is secured on real
estate; assets, sic, 900,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Maurice Bernhardt, son OF Sarah Bern
hardt, has fought duel with NJ. Danglois,
the exhibitor OF q painting ridiculing his
mother. M, Langlois was wounded.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Frazer Axle Grease is the best in the
wear twice as long as any other.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Tramp fieasp help me, am Charleston
sufferer" Old gentaema4-s'Ah, indeed-e
sufferer b. that awful eafthquakel WHIT did
JEW loae.s Tfsnp~T lost + bet hoy many
lhoelU theEs xss"-ks
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Miss Prescott, granddaughter OF the his
torian is about to marry Herbert Tim
mons OF Boston.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

A uniform and natural result is produc-
cd BY using Buckingham's Dye Tor the
Mhiskers. i
For slight cold, hacking cough or
lung trouble, take Ayers Cherry PICTORIAL
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
SIf knocks the SDOfS.o

NJ. Laboulay has been appointed French
ambassador to ST. Petersburg and n.
Calnboln ambassador to Madrid.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

A monument IL to be erected at West
Point to Gen. George Sykes, who COM
manded the Fifth Army corps at Gettys-
burg
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

The small boy who plays circus with the
"trick-goat'' in the back yard should see
that st. Jacobs Oil bottle is not empty.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
She Was Reliable.

A female of an uncertain age was
asked by 4 census taker-z
"How old are you. madam?n,
Thirty years. She replied.
That's what you told me last ceusus,
ten years ago"
We'll II Im nqt oas e those kind #
another story another, "-1'eras Gify-
ings.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

months treatment for 80 cts. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druReists.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

The richest man in Cuba, D. Thomas
Terry, died recently, worth $50, 600, 600.
He began life as peddler.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Lord Lytton succeeds tprd Lyons a.
Britiah Rmbaspadpf at Paris,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
ssAs Good as New"

Chadwick's thread mills in Bolton have
been partially destroyed by fire. The
damage is f4O 900.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

II every mans neighbors were a good a.
be thinks they ought to be this would be
paradise. aud Leather Reporter.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
"Michael StrogoM."

The convention of the Protestant Epis-
opal church at Chicago has adjourned.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Senator Edmunds has been in public
life thirty-one years.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

J. L. Barley, treasurer OF Laurel town.
ship, Clermont county, Ohio, was robbed Of
81, 900 in Cine innati.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04

Col. Bob Ingerso!l is not sick man, as
has teen reported.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1886-11-04
GREAT TRUNK LINE
@. j. EDDY,
General Freight and Pass. Agent, fazS

Two through passenger trains daily, morn.
Ing and evening, between Fargo and st. Paul.
Leave Fargo for the east and south At 7:sO Q:
m and 8 p. m. Arrive at Fargo .. m. ans
800 p. m.
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telligent, more sober, and more clearly,
and nearly all of them have definite
plans end are praYiiadefal with more NOR or
Your board has moved Its head
quarters from time to time?"
"Well. yes, at periodical intervals;
but think its moving days are now
ended. Its first office was in the old
almshouse in CITY Hall park. 1t next
took quarters in Franklyn street, below
Church; its third abiding place was in
the basement of the city hall, and after
the fire in that building during the cable
celebration, in 1858. it took temporary
possession of I'M old church at No. 81
Anthony street (now WORTHY, which
was fitted up for its use pending nego-
that .ons to obtain possession of Castle
dapdcE. where it moved shortly after
ward.
the leasing of Castle Garden to the
emigration commissioners"
There was opposition Of the most
bitter kind which nearly eliminated in
bloodslled. For many years the gaf-
den had been the fnvorite place 81
amusement for the Weather class OF
citizens and some people of over-nice
scasib:,jties thought it looked like des-
! ecration to giye it oyer to the imm'-
grants. The potentate5 aid graadees
Of Europe had been accorded the free
dom of the city within the gorgeous
amphitAeater, and its roof had echoed
The voices Of sack men as Lafayette,
Kossutl. Thaoksray, Rachel, Jenny
Lind, Cathar.ne Hayes. Dosia, urisi,
and Sonntag. When the commits.
sFoners took possession an angry
,bron III 5000 mon patroled the river
and the noat IN lists. and there were
10000 ashore. They threatenccaa to
burn down the building and force OF
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-06-11
Temperance.
Home Protection or Protection for
the Saloon--Whic Shall it Be?

The following is the substance of
tract issued by the Womens' Chris
tian Temperance Union which has
been handed us with request to
publish
The men of the several counties of
Maryland are to cast their votes in
few days on one side or the other
of this question: THE crisis is up
on you. How will you vote?"
Ii you choose to protect your
homes the saloons and clubs must go.
If you choose to protect the saloons
many happy homes must be brok.
en- up. 1t is for you to decide which
it shall be.
Is not the love of home, with its
sanctities as strong in the hearts of
the men Of Maryland as the love of
the saloon?
The Woman's Christian Union of
Maryland appeals to the strong.
brave men of our State to voice their
highest convictions in the ballot. box
and give an overwhelming majority
for no license.
Remember you are voting for the
women who love you, and for your
children whose interests demand the
Punishment Of the saloon. License
means protection to the saloon. 1t is
the State saying to the saloon, "you
may make drunkards of our boys if
you can"
No license does not hope to put q
stop to all liquor drinking. but it is
the State saying to the liquor men
1--WE throw our strong arms of pro.
lection around our wives and child.
rem, and homes instead Of around
you"
On behalf of the Woman's Christ
ian Temperance Union Of Maryland.
MARY w. THOMAS, PRESIDENT
JULIET S. BALDWIN, Goa. Sec.
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What Can Be Done.

BY trying again and keeping up
courage many things seemingly impos-
sible may be attained. Hundreds of
hopeless cases Of Kidney and Liver
Complaint have heen cured by Electric
Bitters, after everything else has been
tried in vain. So, don't think there is
no cure for you, but try Electric Bit.
tiers. There is no medicine so safe, so
pure, and so perfect Blood Purifier.
Electric Bitters will cure Dyspepsia,
Diabetesand all Diseases of Kidneys.
Invauablein affections of Stomach and
Liver, and overcome all Urinary Diff
culties.
Large BEETLES only so cts, at DR..
Kinks. 2
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-06-11
The Household,

HE PORK BARREL, pork has ever
soured or spoiled in barrel it is not
safe to use it for pork again, no matter
how thoroughly it may be cleansed.
The cost of q new barrel warranted to
preserve the pork is much less than the
value of the meat it will hold. 1t is
true the fault may not originally be in
the barrel but rather in modes of man.
agement, but having once spoiled n lot
OF pork the barrel had better thereafter
be left to other use.
MEAL PUDDING.-Take three table
spoonfuls of Indian meal and one
tablespoonful of wheat -four aud mix
evenly in two-thirds of o cup OF cold
milk, add this with salt and two WE'LL
beaten eggs and one quart of boiling
milk; cook twenty minutes briskly,
then pour it into well-buttered bak-
ing dish and bake one hour. Invari-
ably keep o baked pudding covered
until about fifteen minutes before it is
ready to come out OF the oven, then re-
move cover and brown it slightly.
AN APPETIzINa dish for breakfast may
be made of cold roast beei. Gut the
beef in thin slices. Make o sauce of
one tablespoonful Of vinegar. one of
walnut catsup. one of currant jelly.
three Of butter. one tablespoonful Of
mixed mustard, seasoning to taste. and
sufficient hot water to cover the amount
of meat to be used. Put the slices Of
beef in q stew pan and cover them with
the sauce. Set the covered pan in o
pot OF boiling water. and steam for
half an hour. The water in the pot
should be kept boiling.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-06-11
Rugs.

Handsome and ornamental rugs
may be made at home. One of the
least expensive is the Chenille rug.
Collect all you: wooden scraps-no
matter how small or how much soiled
old flannels can be dyed with bright
dyes and add very much to the beauty
of the rug Cut all the pieces into
'crosswise strips about half an inch
wide; the length is of no consequence.
Thread needle with very strong
thread doubled. Gather the pieces
through the center with not too fine
stitches. AS fast as piece is gath
cred push it down close to the knot.
Push each piece as tight as possible
to the next one. Continue in this
way until the thread is full, then tie
on another thread and proceed as be
fore. Make in skeins about six yards
long. 1t requires about one hundred
and fifty yards for rug. Take it to
q carpet weaver and have it woven
three quarters of a yard wide. If
you have enough reds of different
shades to make fifty-eight yards for
border at either end, and have the
center chit or miss" it makes beau.
tiful rug. These rugs are very hand
some, and being alike on both sides,
wear beautifully. The only expense
is in weaving. generally fifty cents or
one dollar. This work utilizes pieces
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-06-11
THE MlDLAN % JOURNAL.

that would otherwise find their way
into the rag bag. Very pretty rugs
can be made of small silk scraps, no
matter how much defaced, they will
all work in. Cut in strips about
half an inch wide and two inches
long. Take piece of ticking, hav.
ing the stripes about one third os an
inch wide. cut it the size of the rug
wanted. Thread a sewing machine
with coarse thread (number thirty
and needle. Place one of the tick
ing stripes under the needle, then
lay on the silk pieces close together,
with the middle of each piece on the
ticking stripe. and stitch down to the
end of the stripe, then stitch back
again close to the last row of stitch
ing; this will make it strong. Put
the ticking in place with the next
stripe under needle. Fold back the
fringe made by the preceding row,
back ont Of the way and proceed as
before. A black border and mixed
center are very rich looking. After
the rug is finished line with some
heavy material to keep it fat.
Home made Smyrna rugs are very
elegant, and when carefully knit are
equal to the imported ones in beauty.
For these there comes thick heavy
worsted. called Smyrna wool. 1t
comes in all the rich Oriental colors
and can be bought for one dollar and
twenty-five cents a pound. 1t re.
quires four pounds of the wool to
make rug one yard long by three
quarters wide. This is pretty size.
You also need two coarse steel knit.
ting needles, and Dexter cotton,
number SIX. There is fine soft cot.
ton called Smyrna cotton that comes
for knitting these rugs, but it is more
difficult to find it. Cut the wool in
bits of equal length, about two inch
es. With the cotton cast on forty
two stitches. knit once across plain.
Second row-knit one stitch cot
ton. lay in piece Of wool. so that
half is III front and half at the back
of the work, knit in; then bring the
half from the back to the front of
the work and knit in; then lay in
another piece of the wool and con-
tinue until twenty pieces have been
worked in.
Third row-knit row of plain
cotton; then another with wool, and
so on alternately. This makes strip
nine inches wide. 1t is knit width.
wise, and in as many strips as the
rug is to be long. After making the
strip the desired length, bind off. AS
each strip is finished, with a sharp
pair of scissors clip off the uneven
ends, before sewing pieces together.
Knit as tight as possible to make
firm Patterns come in colors for
knitting these rugs, but any pretty
cross stitch pattern will do, putting
81 pies e of wool for every stitch in
the pattern and knitting a plain
stitch between. Rag rugs are knit
from these same directions.-Cor.
Good Housekeeri"g.
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OPEN TOY: USE.
With directions enables every man o. ordinary
ability to become ~ Photographic. The
Name of Blair, connected with the inyenting
and manufacture Of it, is sufficient guarantee
of is superiority.
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Ladies Department.
FASHION NOTES.
How Fashionable Women Dress
Themselves and their Children.

Wooden laces remain in vogue.
White MORE forms part of many
bridesmaids dresses.
Bonnets are worn at ladies' lunch
con parties, or should be.
A child's dress may be becoming
~ grotesque, but lady's meyer.
Matelasse, Spanish, is an improved
imitation of the Escurial lace.
The Fashion of making short man.
ties of two stuffs is almost universal.
Piques for childre1's wear come in
clustered cord, repped, and sprigged
effects.
Picturesque short.waist. full.skirt
frocks are in favor for both large and
small girls.
Cream and beige are the favorite
colors for Egyptian laces, but they
come also in colors.
Few women can venture to dress
. out of the conventional style without
DOCKING ridiculous.
F]owered foulard and plaided and
checked summer silks are made up
into little girls frocks.
Notifications of the toilets of the
Louis Nv, Louis XVI. and Henri
II. periods are popular in Paris.
Stockings for little girls should be
black, dark blue, or drab brown, no
matter what the color of the frock.
Large girls dresses are only slight
" different from those worn by their
older sisters and mothers.
The low prices of Egyptian lace
makes it possible for any lady to have
an all.lace dress at reasonable cost.
Sailor suits for large girls come in
white and dark.blue flannel. and in
the same style as those of last sum-
mer.
White MORE parasols edged with
deep falls of pure white Valenciennes
lace are used by bridesmaids when
the wedding is in a country church.
Morning robes Of yelling in any
color and any shade, from pure white
and cream to black, are trimmed
tastefully with cascades and falls Of
Sypo'on ie@SS'
All-over tuckings are ofplain main
sock or of lace, and, in every imagin-
able design of clusters and combina-
tions, are extremely simple or elab.
crate to any degree desired.
The newest fancy imitation lace
founces are of matelasse, Spanish de-
signs, in black and cream color, and
in widths from ten to forty inches
costing from $l,25 to 81 the yard.
Some mothers make up their little
girls frocks in comical exaggerations
of the prevailing styles, having the
waists cut off just below the armpits
and the skirts extending to the ank-
les, while the high.crowned heavily
trimmed hats and large sash bows
complete the grotesque but pretty
effect.
All-over tuckings, brought out by
popular manufacturer New York city,
may be classed among the most at
tractiye labor saving materials used
for decorative dress purposes. For
yokes, sleeves, guimpes, skirt panels,
and entire bodices these tuckings are
invaluable to the maker of ladies'
and children's wash frocks and dressy
underclothing.