The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-09-02
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te~n oesi<.
WAY IL . lsid.hsAdsd man lite
LoaEay Dsosas~ BE- nshss little bar
~ great ssy.
--6iIsse4 nay ~ soldss. but dsatis
Ass ssvsr -. b<sa sbls 70 al ssssh viii
IL
"A kss Yosi man advestasss Tor b.
Asspes vko noss b. secconmsaded b
his psstos.
--'-1bs Lost I.~sa~s.- u tLs titls Of |
nss story. No doubt the hssbsSd found
Il 10 biz lest sips<s's overcast
-cLiId lsbous 10 b. spsshsdl oh,
masma dear. do usis uetil siat~r; i
mshss ne 90 warm 10 SUMNER
shower Of mud s<s reported from
Nss zsisad ssd there - no poi,iiosi Can.
psign going 90 tbsrs. sishss.
Ii 10 believed in AriEons that The
Apschss are s,li,as 10 sorsender long
esossb 70 snppIy themselves With amuni
sioa
"A grave Yard 10 County Cork hes Tbs
toiiosisg sotios over IL sstrssos gsas'
.,Osiy The dssd Who live 10 this parish are
buried here.
"A Western medium has Just had .
loss isissv,sv 9Th the spirit Of Adam.
Ne Reports that Adam still blsmes the
whole business % Eva
"A sorsvsposdsnt asks; "woald you or
any Of Jour reader isioru constant rsad-
sr how 70 lsara 70 play the nutsw Not II
us ksov oursslses"
"A nun il defined ~ "A thing which
holds . girls hand and don't squeeze il"
Correct; any fellow il - muf-' who will
bold > giri's band without sqasssiss IT,
IA eEchsnse says thai 'Wsstsrn ed
itor foaId large snake on bis desk when
he entered biz Office the other day" Oh.
ysr. We see; . pen viper.
Counsel ter d.iense) Gentlemen Of
larry, il ever there was = case which. more
than sny other Case. challenged careful
comparison with similar cases, this case is
thai case.
"A Darlington grocer was surprised.
The other day. by IN abssnt-miaded pst-
ron. Who asked II be had any mother Hub
bard squsshes.
1t ~ pretty big story that il told
about Csl,iornias next vine crop being
estimated 81 10000. 900 gallons. We can
scarcely swallow that.
--"Well. there IL one bright spot 10 my
sxistsnce," remarked the confirmed inc
brsts. "WhAt is Il. asked his companion
Your nosef''
1t Is told 10 81. Paul that the children
10 Minneapolis, it, near BY and hated ri
val. have refused 10 read the Bible 10 the
public schools because Il is "6lled full Of
talk about ~. Paul.
"A downtown grocer has ; sisn in his
window: "Picnics Supplied" He was
. little taken sback tbs other day when
: young fellow cams 10 and ordered one
girl.
IL the Waterbury watch company
sAosid fail, they would have N awful
time winding mp their business
The Italians Who come 70 this country |
nust have strong attachment for their |
sstive Isud. They bring 30 nuch Of il
With than.
The infosmstion comes by cable that
Oliver wsudsll Holmes hes sat down 10
sAbIs With kinGs sad queens. This i in |
ssres.ins = isr = il goes. but how many |
Of them did be holdS
lid Bits tails the story Of ) conduc-
sos on slos railroAd Who told passen-
GER that b had bssn On The road nine
years. Then, said ths passenger. this
muss b yous sscosd trip.
-whils some ladies we're visiting u
Nm. Dsss one Of them remarked: John.
~. there tAkss after his mother" mo.
doa's." replied Johnny: mother always
takss AFTER me-"
An old parish clark vss courtsously
thanking . church dignitAxy for kindly |
taking o. emergency village service.
"A vorss preacher would have done NJ.
sir." BE- said. III We only know where 10
find himT'
Harry tsho has The idea. bat forgets
ths precise vords) oh, Mrs. B.. sister
Told mo 70 tell you hov avfully Kind Of
you 70 sins. = ne 90 hard 70 eet any one
70 do il nowadays unless they sing veil.
"A ragged looking tramp ~ inspect
ins The window Of trunk shop. "Cons
10 and buy trunk" said . salesman.
bay . trunk: what TORT" Pat Jour
clothes TO-" do you think this i The
gsrdea u Edess" vs. The quick rstort
Il
"A devout old suburbsn clsssy man was
talking ihe other Sunday Of poverty.
Look q The Apostles" said be-; ''thsy
did mol wear FIRST class clothes nor sven
. sccnd- clAss clothes They vsrs not sven
rsspscssbls looking men. Peter himsslf
sss kald hssdsdl'
--''FAony Finch fried Ave founder 6sh
Tor Frapcss Fowler's father" II IsFgs-
sossbed girls siil repeat this pretty ssn-
leDcs sacosh times aud With Sufficient
rspidity their mouths will grow smaller. II
II esis nooosonous they cAn turn It around
and iss "Fnncrs Try Dish for Fanuis's
isthss.
"A chap. vho l. camping ont wrote
bone \, rLum this week. sho " 10 jsin
ID ~ Ss,asass: Dear Charlie : Before
yos son~ call srosSd ., ell the s~isLhon