The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-07-09
Pull the mustard.

1t costs more to satisfy vice than
ITO feed family.
The County Commissioners met
at Chamberlain Tuesday.
Mothers are the only goddesses in
whom the whole world believes.
+. +. Miller is having a 6O-barrel
cistern put in at the rear Of his store.
Aurora county Teachers Institute
is in session at Plankinton this week.
Every man holds in his hand a
stone to throw at some one in adver-
sity.
Baker, the barber, has added nice
case Of cigars to the attractions of his
shop.
The Plankinton Free Press will
charge So for announcing candidates
for county offices this fall
A Harvard College athlete ran 100
yards in 81 seconds, last week, beat
ing the record for amateurs.
This is the proverb of the Talmud:
Ten measures of talk were sent down
from heaven, and woman took nine.
If "virtue is it's own reward" some
of US fellows are not g ,tting
but little dividend on our investment.
The Germans had big picnic and
dance at the residence of l.. Pause,
few miles west of town, on the Fourth.
These are the days when good
men weighing $50 pounds regret
that greatness was thrust upon them
An astronomer now states that the
moon is on fire. We can easily
believe 1t, considering the weather
of the past week.
Chas. Mix county has half dozen
or SO ball clabs. kimbal would like
to play a club picked from the county,
for fun or for money.
ga woman isn't fit to have baby
who doesn't know how to hold one,' -
says an exchange. This is as true
of a tongue as baby.
There are women SO hard to please
that it seems rs if nothing less than
an angel will suit them; hence it
comes that they often meet with
devils.
An agricultural exchange says
that horse collars should be
washed with carbolic acid, very little
starch should be used in doing them
up, however, as it annoys the horse
to have his collars too stiff.
From present appearances r. j.
Gillen will have big yield of wheat
from his farm. He has brought us
in a sample of his wheat, the heads
of which average over six inches in
length and filling beautifully.
The Planklnton base ball club have
found something they can beat
Thcy downed the White Lake club
Monday. Now let 'em keep hard a,
work and perhaps some day-years
hence-they can down Kimball.
A recent item in the I.der, stating
that 80 cents OH the dollar was asked
for the Warner stock Of dry goods
Mrs. Warner, the administrators, de
aires the GRAPHIC to state is incorrect
AS no fixed price is asked or has been
The laying Of the water man!
progresses rapidly. In order to have
the street in passable condition
Monday block was laid Sunday
The fire hydrants arrived Tuesday
and are now being placed in position
a young fellow was in town th'
other day with dog whose pedigree
measured six feet in its stockings
a. least, one would Judge so by wha
he said. He said the dogs sire wa'
a Lavender" and his dam "Lewel
don.
The Nav number of the MONTH,
bulletin issued by Dakota Commis
sioner of Emigration is at hand. l
contains a description of the corr
belt of Dakota, including the countie
of Yankton, Bon Hmome, Clay ant
Union.
Pine shavings are highly recon
mended for stutfing purposes by a
eastern manufacturing journal. u'
tel keepers wal please take notice
Pine shavings may prove an agree
able change for parties who now sui
sist upon plain board.
AT the dance, Monday night: II
-"I'm going to propose" Sh
(nterupting)-"eh, my, MIR, s
sudden and in such strange place
He (despcately)--SI am going I
propose that we stay here when tt
rest 60 to supper, because-becaut
I've spent all my money.
If the Indians are catching youn
prairie chickens in the vicinity {
Gam Valley, the resident sportme
should enter complaint to Maj'
Anderson, the Indian Agent.
that don't stop the outrage an appe
to the Attorney General Of Dako
or the Secretary Of Interior wi
certainly do it.
A few of the boys from this viclnl
5ep't think much of Castalla. Son
hem went down for the purpo
of playing bali there on the 8
against the Castalla club, but Il
latter club failed to show up. If t!
Klmball club should ever strl
Castal,a we fear the local club wo.l
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leave the country entirely.