The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1886-05-15
TIE HOTEL CLERKS sT0RK

II in the fashion among many so.ealled
hamorists TO represent the Americans hote.
clark as lordly and supercilious being,
who, with headlight diamond in his i'm
maculate shirt front and a look of con-
temptuous disdain upon his classic fea-
tures. sends tired and travel-stained arri-
walls off to impossible regions in the III
teenth story, or haughtily refuses them any
lodging whatever.
The fact is that the true American hotel
clerk Il, an invaluable feature of our civili-
cation. lifetime Of the arrivals and depar-
lures, Of all the trains on all the Railroads.&c.
at his tongues end he is full Of informa-
ton about what is interesting at the thea
tres, and Of stories of actors and actresses
who have stopped at his hotel, and withal
kindly man, who, If the house is crowded,
will let you sleep on billiard table. Mr.
w. p. Hammond, who is the clerk at the
West End Hotel, SOB and sos West Mad
ison, street, Chicago, is of this obliging dis
position and is always ready to give any
information regarding the hotel to those
who seek it. The accomplished landlady
of the West End has recently suffered with
thus told by clerk Hammond:
sour lan,llady was taken with quite a
severe attack of rheumatism in the lower
limbs, suffering much pain and being
scarcely able TO walk. She heard of Ath-
lophoros and of the cures it had effected,
and sent me to the drug store to buy a
bottle of it. | got it, and in half an hours
time after she had taken the first dose she
felt relieved, and in few days the rheu-
matism WAS entirely gone
GLOW much did she take?"
"About one bottle
Has she had any return of the pain? y
"Not to my knowledge" replied Mr..
Hammond, "and am certain she would
be likely to say something about it if she
had. She speaks of Athlophoros in the
highest terms, and has recommended it to
many. In one case remember the cure
was as quick as in her own
The accuracy Of clerk Hammond's state
ments is fully confirmed 10y the landlady
herself, who is not aycrse TO having it
known how she WAS cured.
81 will tell You something about my
cure, she Sulu 10 u NlSllOI WHO tulltN W
learn the facts in her case. I" | was So
lame and suffered so much pain that it was
impossible for me to bend my limbs or
walk around my room without taking hold
of the. back of chair for support. My
relief, after taking the first dose of Athlo-
phoros, WAS almost immediate. In fact,
at .er taking few doses | was well and
have not been troubled since. At the
same time that | was suffering from the
rheumatism there was lady boarding in
my hotel who was suffering with facial
neuralgia so much that it was impossible
for her to sit up. advised her to try
my remedy that being the name | have
for Athlophoros. After she had taken
two doses of it she was well, and the next
thing knew saw her rushing for street
car to 90 up town My confidence in Ath-
lophoros cannot be shaken. | find it a
positive cure for nervous headache and
Shall always keep some in the hotel, as |
cannot afford to suffer from rheumatism,
neuralgia or any such trouble while l
can get medicine like Athlophoros."
Ifyou cannot get ATHLoPHoRos Of your drug
gist, we will send il express paid, on receipt OF
regular price-onc dollar per bottle. We prefer
that YOU buy it from your dFuggiSt, but If he
hasn't it, do not be persuaded t. try something
else but order Mt &c from ms, aS directed
ArHLopHoROs CO., III Vail Street, New York