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Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
Tarmerens ifolerte 3io.
(Mi @alou s. 8rr,rn | q. g. .1ritune.)

(Nf Walop =. Srrnh ". y.atlpu"e.)
Seq tror, at bet iiolerehe peb 6arz
mernes 2ip ct bet bebie peo bet, og
leg tror, at bet er en- baarlis Blan,
at Garmerne i(aar fig iammen I
2anbsbper, builfet tiloels ct foreFaa>
ct, us iom, iaauibt leg peo, tiloels
praftiIeres / europa. Set er en- soo
Ein9 ueb Garmernes SIP, at be lite
Dar noset anbet @teb at saa til forat
oporase fine 8prn. Ser ct NOT paa
6armen ii! at interesl lere benz, os BET
ct altib Nrbeioe. iom pasier for oeres
Stprte o9 5ormue, os be pennes til
Slib, uben at be ielu peb bet. Gut
ten paa 5-6 Nar bespnber at pumpe
@anb for &ueset os leoer eller rioer
ben samle itabi9e Garmbeit tiloanbs
eller ub Marten, barer Sober til en-
bel al &reaturene, bielper til at planz
te 9apen olu. D9 naar ban bliper
lict elere bliuer bet bans 9perp at
rbste en- Nfoelins af &reaturene, tem>
me l1usbeftene os siere en- bel Sci
andre 1maa Nrbeioer, bpilfet lite BLOT
lparer 6acers &refter men bioraser
til at yiere 9rensen manois.
Wten bpab Der er enonu beore, Bbrz
rene frites life til at tilbrinse afte=
nerue paa @aoen Selitab meo samz
merater af tpiuliom &arafter. 9ie@
uelen bolber aftenitole / @aoerne /
enbper @maabp, os fra benne @tole
bar manee 5orbrpoere srabueret.
Set pilbe neppe bliue multst at jamie
ct @nes 6amilier len 2anosbp. .uoen at
oer blaubt Bernene par en- eller anoen,
lom bruste itps9e Ealemaaber, os buis
SnbFpoelie maatte blioe til @taoe,
os bet pilbe blipe neiten umulist at
forbinore, at be beore Bern TOM iam>
men meb be Eette. DpmGrtlomme
Sastasere bar iunoet bet en- &ienoss
9ierning, at en- meset flor Sci al
Meno. iom bar baut Gremsans, bet
uere fig Yraiter, Sasfsrere, 9ommez
re, &isbmanb. 2user, 9teoattbrer el=
ler Gabritanter, tilbraste fine 9ren=
seaar paa Garmen.
Seq tror, uoiisterne til 5remsane
/ 2iuet ct meset itprre for ben Gut.
Iom er oppotiet paa 6armen, os al
ben tilpante Jlib os ben Omtanbiss
FEB, at bans Mftener tilbrastes biem=
me. er bet, iom bar aioet bam bet
@runbitof, iom bar siort Gam iitano
til at pinbe @eier / 2ipet. 9pab
Garmeren bebsuer ct life 2anosbpliu
men en- bebre Ntmospbere biemme,
mere tiltraftenbe Dmsiuelier bjemme,
mere sobe 8bser u9 8laoe ! 9jem.
met, flere Tarmer> >&lubber til at ub>
pifle baabe Seliabelisbeb os mere
&ienbitab baabe til Gaerbrus % 9i<
benfab % bebre @eie, iaa ban let os
hurtist Tan fomn,e til iaapel 2anbs
bpen lom geaboen. Gremtibens Garz
me pil bliue minbre % beore bprfebe,
men jeg tror lite, at ameritanite Garme,
re noseniinbe for et2anosbp1io pil ofre
enbel af ben lpttelise ltafb1nsiSbeb,
Der ct en- iaa flor 8eliisuelie for bort
aserbrus.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

v&(eopatras Moal" (beu eepptilfe
ObeliD Central Barf, fan life len=
sere uoiattes for @eir o9 &inb, men
maa bellies al ct 6us iom BERTH OPP
fpres. Set bar nemlis piit fig, at
ben albeles 1melter ben ben raa 2uft
ueo Ntlanter5apstplten. Sen fat MI
itaaet fem Iar / Barten % er ocn>
ne Eib blepen mere itabet eno / be
$500 Nar, ben far itaaet g@9Dptens
brenbenbe 6anb.
(g}oroilfe 8labe, M. D.)
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
Observation-Disclosures Mars>
ln6pc.

Set aarlise MBbe al @art &e9ion
a9ricultural NsIociation for Otter<
tail, @ilfin, Grant os Traoerie @ounz
tier pil blioe afbolbt @ourt6uiet /
Sersus Galls 9irsba9 ben 16oeMarts
1885 SCI. II Gornliboa9 forat foretaz
sc 8alg paa @mbebsmenb for Sore
nin9en og erpeoere andre @a9er, iom
meorette maatte blipe forelast Mp>
bet.
9fobert MiQer, Sefreter.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
8. Dlien bat oeiaa efteripur9t bos
Golt, iom fienber Sbin9et gobt
Mor9e, an9aaenbe bans 4in ber, %
bisie sipe bam ct gobt Gtbnesbpr6.

". OtleH gal p9lda eIler1p4r9t pos
Golf, ION fjenber Spinseit 9obt i
Mor9e, an9aaenbe bans 3ip 6er, os
bisie 9ipe bam ct aobt &ibnesbpr6.
Men tilba9e til Meni9bebsmpbet /
Mooember. Set niite fig, at ,oe ire"
lite ben9ans, be lutfebe &irfen, bapbe
noset at fremf6re mob Spingens 2ip
eller 2ere. Sc @runoe, be anfgrte,
bar intelligence. Men alliseYel blep
oeres 9anolins forioaret of lite laa
faa. D9 be ubebre tenfenbe" fit bet
berben, at bisie Jolt lnarere fortiente
@o8 enb 9abel for fin @ierning.
Saa fom en- paa famine Mpoe meb
9iitorien ON be to &iereiter - uten
Bepis naturliauis - os ben al Mez
nisbeben fatteoe 8ei ilutnin9 ON @mis,
fererne tilbasefalotes. Sa Mfenig<
beben MI lite piloe fatte no9en Be>
futning ON 2esmanbspirfiom
og bet faa tb, iom om Dnblfaben /
Meni9beben ifulbe bape frie @anber,
melote en- iefs ipu Gamilier fig uo.
Men ber er mango Fere END bisie, iom
ere al be .ntisfornbiebe" p9 pil belit
9aa inb unber Benepnellen soar
heads"
Set bar t,ot lite for Morro @fplo,
6isie 6olf uotraabte al Menisbeben.
Se bar 10 osiaa taset fin fuloe Mnoel
! alt bet llolaa os ben 8etoitnins, ,benne
Weniabeo no9le faa Gar bar bapt
meo at bpsse np, patter &irfe, FAINT
tipbe 2anb Dg bD99e &reite9aaro.
Og formeoelt fin Dperbepisning
maatte be MI 9aa BERTHA uben iaa
meget iom ct forion1ist Orb bperten
ira &rait el(er Meni9beb.
Ser bat ll9eblaeets 2eiere Ell 9el
al Dor Meni9beos 9iitorie for ct
Mar.
Greb 9e. 6ielb.
9ans@. .Setbre. Mils6aasenion.
Heoer Nobraaten. Sobanes @olter.
Sc Qpiier, iom bar optaget 6aug<
lperS Snbfenoelie S. S. l1seblab,
beoes osiaa i1otase bette.
[0i 6nifer. at man pi( ertnbre at bploe
&ranslet I @rnisbeberne iaa me9et ipm nut
list uo fra Snoienoelierne til ltgetlabet.
Oct pil blipe umulist at stpe P(abs frr bet.
- @eo.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
Goripar for .. Spiusem.
Ssc1r Minn. ste Marfs 19s

Sscar Iinn. Ste Marts 1886.
ST.. &ebattpr!
S Tersus Talls l1seblao for 17oe
Teb. 6ar en- pis @ausiuer berprt
5orbolbene Qetemartens Menigbeb,
u9 ba be, 1om life fer fjenbe no9et
BERTH, af bans Snoienbelle maa faa
en- feila9ti9 Goreiti1ius, maa ri bebe
ont 8laos l1seblaoet for en- libt uo
ferli9ere Gremitiqin9. 9eune pil
osiaa taite 2Ds per,boao ausaar Die
Soin9en / 9ausIuers Snblenoelie, =
ber forbi9aaenoe ia9t, er 1freuet i
Dllfpettet ouer Saloonoilten, buor=
fra man life fan pente no8et paalibes
list.
Set er ianbt, at @pinsen paa Dp>
forbrin9 af Tere / 9ebemartens Me:.
ni9beb for ct Nars Eio iben fom bio
os be9pnbte at boloe DpbDs9elie.
Man pioite lite ben9aa9 af, at Der bar
noset gait beri, bet bleu 9iort ben
bebite @eniist baabe for benz 1elu os
andre. Ser ftrgmmeoe attib en- laa=
ban Mensbe Solt iammen, at 9fum=
met blep fnapt / be Garm=os @folebn=
ie, Der benpttebes. Set iaa ub til,
ber bar itor 3rans til at bbre CUBS
Orb. So Meno af Menisbeben eit
ba til 8reiten for at opforbre lam
til at 9aa ben o9 bBre @pin9en pg ueb
@amtale prgue bam o9 finbe vi, ,bpor=
pibt ban fgrte ret 2ere. Dg / bet
Eilfeloe, at @reiten fanbt bam ret
troenoe, troebe bis1e, bet niloe bore
til @aun for Meni9beoen, ONT ban
fit benDtte @irfen. ,,aar ben bar le6ig.
8reiten iaa sjorbe, us efter en- Cubs
tieneite oplpite ban, at ban fanbt
Goin9en rettroenbe. Set enene, be
lite bare blepne enise i, par &etten
til at prebite uben Dbre &alb. Men
bpis Meni9beben pilbe falbe bam,
bapbe ban intet berimob. Ser blep
ba iammenfalbt ct Meni9bebsmpbe,
bopr Qnsmanbspirfl lombeben bebanbz
lebes, o9 BET piite fig, at Menin8erne
par bette. @reiten bar imoo enboer
Sla8s iaaban 8irtiombeo orbnebe
Menigbeoer, paatob ben nar iHoo
8ibelen og Observation-Disclosures og
Meinltatet at Mpoet bleu, at Rirfen
lite ffuloe aabnes tor Spin9en, ba
ber til en- iaooan -$eFutnine freoe=
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

s gormorant 9leoer man fig peo
&Dgter ON, at Der ifal fomme en- Sern<
bone oer forbi til neite CONNER.
- @ppr9smaalet ON, 4pao ber er
at foretrefte, ct e9teifabeli9t eller ct
enli9t Sin. er blepet oiituteret &olz
lag, p9 Sparet er fommet uo til 6or=
bel for bet ferite.
= DIE Sobnion fra 9atpleb Ct
bleueu erfleret iinosiDg o9 er ienot til
N1plet st. 8eter.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Maior @bren 9iitoe, fom nu ct
Danmart. ltriuer berfra til Pioneer
Press os beristi9er ben 9iitorie, iom
gil / amerifanlte Blaoe, at Miniiter
9lnoerion ifuloe baue 9iort 8ruo paa
9ofetitetten, oensans ban blep pra>
lenteret for ben ban1fe Dronnins.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Dttertail County blep lite repro
ienteret oeo Sarmermpbet iMoorbeab
iiblte l1se, ba insen af be palste 9e>
lesater berfra reiite bib. Ser bar
omfrin9 100 5armere tiltebe oeo Mg:
bet, be Feite ira ben norb1ise 9el al
Staten. Alle 8 Sernbanetomm
rer bar ti(itebe.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Ser bpres ON @triter for bsiere
9gn for Mrbeibere peb forltielise Ga<
brifer 2anoet,. ,.o9 be lom tilbprer
Irbeiberforenin9er bliuer tiloels lite
inota9ne af grbeibsberrcrne i9ien,
efterat ct 5orli9 mellem Mrbeiosberz
rer ps Mrbeioere ellers er iltanobra9t.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
Dane @rairie.
Zoe Marts 1886.

pr. NeDattDr!
Sc tenfer maaIfe, fer er bare Dgoe
/ Same 8rairie, 1ioen Sc bprer 1aa
libt fra os; men nei oa, Sc maa life
tro. &t Dane 8ra1rie>&arer tenfer
beitanbis paa noset. S ben lenere
9io bar iler tenft oper, paa boab
Maabe ri beoit itllbe faa afitaffet Mo>
nopolerne, os for bet Diemeo bar ri
oa osiaa facet orsaniieret en- Sarmerz
MQiance. &t bar o91aa tentt paa at
aflfaffe Brenbepin. Set bar lite
enbnu 9aaet frem, iaa bet bunorar,
men bet maa Sc nu lite unbres paa,
ST. &ebatter, tbi erinore Sem, at ri
er neiten auelammett Norite. vMe
ifa' tonma ON infie iaa braat."
9ebat=&lubben bebanblebe iib1e
2grba9saften Tbemaet: Nntaget, at
8renbeuin bar giort mere @taoe enb
&rts." T6or 8. !9i0e, Carl 9olef~
ion, Sobn @9elano, Stills Nlbibrs og
2epis Eorui9 foriuarebe ben affirma<
tiue @i6e, o9 80. .. @runben, Moo1f
@loroig, Olaus @briitianion og Grit
Bbrietb ben ne9atipe. SIR. @lorpi>
gen, Carl Sn9ebri9tien og George
@loroi9en bar 9ommere. 9ommen
falot enitemmist til Torbel for ben
affirmative Sibe.
Com 9bema for naite 2eroassaften
.er opitiQet: rInta9et, at Tarmeren
tan flare fig beore uoen BDmanben,
eno Bnmanoen Tan flare Jig uben 6ar<
meren." 9bor 8. @ille, Stills Mlz
biprs, Sobn @selanq, Carl 2ollefion,
Mils 9anfon o9 9e,pis Eorpis forlpaz
rer ben affirmative @ibe. og SO. D.
@runoen, Grit Bbr5etb, Dlaus @briz
ftianion, George @lorpisen, Dtto
@lorpi9en og Goolf @loruiseu ct paa
ben anben @ibe.
TT.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Sernbanefommisierern bat benz
penbt fig til @reiibenten for Manito=
babanen meo Mnmooning ON at iette
6rasttarterne lise for enboer ps ber,
efter fatte 5ra9ten neo 25 8rocent.
Mr. 9i0 bar til bette erflnret, at ban
ftrar eiloe reiie til Seem Oorf o9 fore.
lesse @asen for Banens 8eitprelie,
os ban bar louet, at baabe ban os
Manpel ital anbefale ben.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Gn @iorbemoberi @innipis blep
Fo5te llse arreiteret for Morb, ibet
her paaitDbes. at bun bapbe fremfatbt
for tiblis Ggbfel hos en- Dame, Der
life pnife0e fin Gamilie torpset. Da=
men oppe iom fplse af GIpertment
tet.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10
@ort
Org 9oo06 Store.

8i 6ar M aaben for iala ben iter=
ite Snoferiel af fine 8rDherier
os 2ioier al Sin, iom no9eniinbe bar
forepiit / @ountiet. Sioite Nar be-
spnbte ri meo ct me9et fort Opla9
os opmuntreoe peb ct iplenbio @als
al famine prbrebe hi omtrent bobbelt
laa me9et iaar. Gi neb, at enbuer
Rjpber pil bellere betale 10c END 15c
pr. garb for aooe Broberier, bpiifei
iut uf bliue 6orfiellen me1em bore
8riier nq Brilerne anbreltebs.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Sra Yittsburs 8eniploania er
mebbelt, at ii 9uIen @rubearbeibere
9ioroe @trife for bpiere Qgn iibite
Manoa9smor9en.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

wt bar imutfe Brcberier, fom
foite fra zoe til 50 pr. Oaro. &uali<
teten af Barren os Mgnitrene maa
man ie,fpr man fan perolette benz.
Denne lse tilbpber ri ierifilt sobt
&ipb paa 9ame= os Bsrneagmper al
ulb.
st fulot DISAGREEMENT al Maribau
& @o's 2intraab, fort, buib ubleet
III Sr.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

@utten: rGar, ber ct Ell @la9ter
uoenfor, iom sierne pil ie ben ftore
9tub."
Saoeren: rgsa ftal jes itrog tom-
me-
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Desirrupen Ell Tlaape raa Is andre Stite
alene irr sltlantertarssIrafifen.
Ba@Denne 9inie er ben Glnlte eriitcrenoe.
c9 pen bar alorig miltet Ell 4asiaNer.
Yasla9ererne bcfu,ores til NJ ira @Deri0t,
Norge % 9anmarf uosn iirifilt llos.ft frr
&rit. 9cSi r9 Smtptnias AZ Baggage unoer
0eiien rper GnSlanr.
4sriitn li9eiaa lar. ium meo nr9en lite
&lasits 9inIs. 8. g. @btttn8,
Manag. West. Dept.
131 Nanoolpb ct. (unoer. .Sberman S,ruit.)
Gbicanp.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

telle ale ManilIa= Tibre / ben. 6ar
man fibbt rem @iial= Emine, oi( Nlten
blipe neten buio iiteoetfor graz.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

Nortber., @acifc
Sernbane.
Sen birette 9inie mellem
SAINT PAUL,
MINNEAPOLIS
eQer DULUTH
% ale 4untteri
MinneIota, 9afota, Montana,
Soabo, 8aibin9ton Ecrritorp,
Sre0pn,
Britilt Columbia, 8uset @ouno o9
9tlaffa.
9a9li9e @rpreisto9, Der fprer @ul1z
man Halaos=@opepo9ne og ele9ante
@pileuo9ne.
SSnsen DmbDtnins al &oane mel
lem ct. Yaml os SHORTHAND for
nosen &las1e.
@mi9rant 6leepers fri.
Sen enele birette 2inie til
Dellotu @tone &art!
Narmere l1noerretnins ansaaenbe
3io, 9arter oIu. peb
Gbas. g. See.
General Paslaaer Maent. st. Paul. Winn.
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1886-03-10

0i 6nifer. at man pi( ertnbre at brloe
&ranslet I @rnisbeberne iaa meset ipm nut
list uo fra Snbienoelierne til ltgetlabet.
Oct pil blice umuti9t at stpe B(aos frr bet.
-0eb.
The Irish standard., 1886-11-06
CHINESE HtjMOR.
Three Specimen Jests Fresh fro,n fsa
tIand of the tsSon nf Heaven"

Three Specimen Jests Fresh fro,n the
Rand of the sson nf H@aven.''
The Chinese have their stories and
tneir fun, just as we have. Here now
follow three specimen jest5 from Cam
ton:
a. wealthy man once lived between
the houses OF two blacksniths and Was
constantly annoyed by the noise of
their hammers. SO that he could not
get rest night or day. First he asked
them to strike more gently; then he
made them great promises if they
would remove at once. The two
blacks1niths consented and he, over
joyed tc get rid Of them, prepared q
rand,entertainnent. When the banquet
was over be asked them where they were
going to take up their new abodes;
they replieti-to the intense dismay Of
their worthy host. no doubt t'He who
lives on the left of your house is going
to that on the right; and he who lives
on your right is going to the house on
your left.
A literary man, while reading one
night observed that a thief was busy
digging under the wall of his house
He happened to have a teapotful OF
boiling water, so lie took it and placed
it near him. waiting for the thief. The
opening being made, the thief first put
through his feet, which the literary
man seized and watered weil with the
scalding contents OF his teapot. The
thief uttered a piercing cry and asked
pardon; but he answered him. in 81
grave tone: "Wait till I have emptied
the teapot
One mig bit the Khoia dreamed thas
some person had given him nine pieces
of money; but he was not content, and
said: "Make it ten,' upon which he
awoke, and, finding his hands empty.
at once closed his eyes again, and
stretching out his hand, said: II re-
pent; give me the nine" - Baptist
Weekly.
The Irish standard., 1886-11-06
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

"A black eagle, captured few days
ago near Evanston, Wy. T., measured
fifteen and half feet from tip 10 tip Of
wings.
A Rice County man has discovered
that fourteen cars to the square rod
make forty bushels OF corn to the acre.
-Atchlso7l (Ka,a.) Champion.
Probably the most valuable race.
horse on the American turf is Miss
Woodford. She has won during the
past five years nearly Sl0S, ,000.--M. 7.
Herald.
The largest fish ever caught at the
Isle of Shoals weighed one hundred
and eleven pounds, and Miss Rose Mill
mine, Of New York, held the line; but
she became frightened at her success
and Charles Robinson saved the fish.
"A pair of broncos that We're brought
from Montana to Deadwocd. D. T.,
eight years ago, were lost recently by
their owner, who. after much inquiry,
gave t|.em up. Recently he received g.
letter from his old Montana homo say
ing that his broncos were back on
their old feeding grounds.
New York has a 'spet'' hotel,
where all sorts of household pets, from
u canary bird to monkey, are boarded
during the absence of their owners.
The prices, however, are pretty high.
The little canary pays 25 cents, the
parrot so, the money rs, pussy So and
dogs from 50 to $3.50 per week.--M z
Mail.
The acreage devoted to the culti-
9ation of tobacco in the United States
is said to have increased from 638, ,S4l
acres in 1886, to 100000 at the present
time, while the product has increased
from 472,661, 100 pounds to 60o,o00,-
900 pounds, Until 1870, Virginia led
as tobacco manufacturing State.
Now Kentucky IS first. N Y. World.
How many persons seem to be on
the lookout for something at which to
get mad, and how ready they are to
impugn your motives and to pass SEN
tence without allowing word Of ex-
PLANTATION. Why such people are bonn
into the world is one Of the darkest
things of the problem Of existence
Richmond Religious Herald.
Crater LAKE, in the Cascade mount.
aims, is a sheet of transparent water
covering an area of about sixty acres.
1t is nearly surrounded by high bluffs
of volcanic rock, and presents every
appearance Of having been the crater
of a long extinct volcano. The water
is but melted snow, icy cold, SO pure
and devoid of all vegetable matter that
not fish can live in it. So transpar-
mt is it that, where it seems to be but
hree inches in depth. thrust in your
arm and you will find it to be eighteen
nches. 7. lnull.
The Irish standard., 1886-11-06
Domestic Life in China.

A case Of wife-pawning occurred re-
Gently in Kwang-Si which throws light
Oh the moral practices Of the Chinese
in his own country. A woman was
pawned by her husband for thirty dol
lars during the winter. In the spring,
when times were better, she was re-
deemed, but soon after was sold to a
second man for one hundred dollars
half down, and the remainder at the
end of three months. This fellow lost
on the trade, as the wretched creature
committed suicide by hanging herself
after one night in her new quarters.
This incident is given by one of the
most trustworthy Of the native Chinese
Journals, and there seems to be no
good reason to doubt its truthfulness
1t shows how low is the moral plane of
a country which can permit such traffic
IN women.-Sam Francisco Chronicle.
The Irish standard., 1886-11-06
FULL OF FUN.

The latest novelty from Pittsburgh
lis s.piano made Of pretty girls. -
Gazette. Is that so? Then ''hold the
forte, for we are coming ng!'--Boston
Commercial Bulletin.
/! --..I walked the floor all night with
che toothache. said he; to which his
unfeeling listener replied: s'You didn't
expect to walk the ceiling with it, did
you?' Herald. ss4ssjj
"A scene Of Introduction: "Gentle.
men, this is my friend X, who is not
quite so foolish as he looks" x
s'That is precisely the difference, gen
tlemen, between my friend and me. -
Chicago STANDARD.
/ -:tDid you hear about the burglar
who was arrested this ,norning?"
.'No! What fo2?'' For breaking into
sorg." els that so?'' eyes. He'd got
through two bars when some one hit
him with stave. IN Y. lIua.
Office Boy (to editor)- There is a
man outside what says he has a bill
he wants to present" Editor-s'Say
to him that his manuscript is respect
fully declined. IN. Y. I,7depe,ade,lt
Sc Hello, Brown! I see you and
Miss Jones are not SO intimate as for
merly.'' No. She is a nice girl, but
she affected me like an agne:' g AZ
fected you like all ague? How was
that? - 'AShe shook me. W Y. Su'e.
| Tourist Ito the Celti: g,lide)--
&c Why is Ii, my good man, that the
| Highland miles are SO much longe,
than the Lowland ones?''' Celt --
shust because ta quality is nae sac
Good, al they hat to gift peter meas
ure. ."-.Bosto7a Globe.
A Galveston (rex.) school -teache.
had % great deal Of trouble making R
hoy understand his lesson. Finally,
however, he succeeded, and drawing a
long breath remarked: elf if WASH t
for me you would be the biggest DON
key on Galveston Island! PittsbaWgh
Chronicle.
Parting lovers are sentimental. but
Massachusetts girl, on bidding good
bye to her fance,. capped the climax
by directing his attention to the Great
Dipper in the starry armament. *:You
see the second star in the handle of the
dipper, don't you?'' Eyes And
you see that faint little star close to
the second star?'' Eyes. my dear. -
SWELL, darling, that's NE. ''-Ha3per's s
Woekly.
AS train was approaching Cleve-
/ land it parted in the middle and the
hell-rope snapped off like thread, the
end of it striking an old lady in the
bonnet. "W'hat is the matters:' she
exclaimed. ooh the train broke in
two,'' replied a gentleman who SAT in
! the next seat. .sI should say So, the
old lady said, looking at the broken
beli-cord. '.Did they s'pose q tri1li1lg
little string like that would held the
train together?' ?'-Ioledo Blade.