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Virtue requires no other recompense
than the tribute of self appreciation and
respect.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08
Patent Corset shoes

strengthen and support the ankles. For infants
learning to walk they are invaluable. Send foI
catalogue. Nathan's, 22i 9th Ave, New York
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08

The first binocular opera glasses were
made by an Optician of Paris named
Chorez, and presented to King Louis
XIII in 1890
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08

Hop Porous PlaSterS are sold by all
druggists and country merchants. The
best in the world.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08

He went a dozen times TO buy a cork
screw, but having associated a cork
screw with wine-blbbing he could not
get his own consent to ask for such an
article IN the stores where he was well
known, or in establishments where
there was a chance of being recognized.
But be had set his mind on a corkscrew
and while driving one day in the out
skirts of Philadelphia he came across a
hardware store, and determined to
make his purchase. He walked i'll and
asked with affected unconcern for a
corkscrew, taking comfort in the
thought that in this out-of-the-way
place no one would know him. But
scarcely were the words out of his
mouth, when the clerk said: "What
kind shall it be, Doctorp" lie had
struck n member of his Bible class.
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mo wonder we have tight timesl'
exclaimed a western editor. "Here's
the village dealers advertising corsets at
forty cents a pair"
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THERE is a girl in Turner, Me-, VINO
smokes. chews. shaves, swears, n
wears a mans hat. Her uncOnquer-
able propensity for ice-cream is the
only thing that betrays her.
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FITS: All Fits stoppedfree. Treatise aud 50 trial
bottle OF DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. free 10
Fit caseS Sendto DR., Kline ,9Sl Arch St., .Phlla, Pa,
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Among those who labor for happi-
ness, he is grateful who lives well in his
own household.
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"I'M afraid of these coachmen," re-
marked one old gentleman to another
in a Broadway stage.
"How SOP"
''They are always running off with
ones daughter, and all that sort of
thing. Amt you afraid?"
mot particularly"
''IIow do you manage it? Do you
hire a married man2"
"No."
"Do you hire a companion to watch
your daughter"
"No. I don't think there is any
danger in my case"
''Ohl 1 see; you have no coaehman. 2"
mo. No daughter"
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SroP that Cough, that tickling in the throat
SToP that C~onsumptive Condition.
You can be cured! You can't afford to wait
DIR. Killmer's Cough Cure Consumption Oil
will do it quickly and permanently. 25 cents.
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When a man has no desire but TO
speak plain truth he may say a greaE
deal in a very narrow space.
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When waves beat against the mouth
of a river, can they be called jaw.
breakers?
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a FACT.

nY-Persons suffering from diseases of the eyein
any and every form, such as Cataracts, Myopia.
preSbyOpia,G ranulated Lids, Chronic Ophthalmta,
etc, etc, a~6s1futelg cured. hort-slghtednes which
to the oculists has ever been impossible to cure,
cannot exist after using AETNA.
, Address PRO G. WILSON
Iif2 Chestnut street phfia-
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A disposition to preserve and an abA-
ity to improve, taken together, would
be the standard of a statesman.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08

Though we travel the world over to
find the beautiful, we must carrylt with
US or we find it not.
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Let our lives be as pure as snow fields.
where our footsteps leave a mark, but
not a stain.
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Its thousands Of cures are the best
usement for DR.. Sage's Catarrh remedy.
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Give, if thou canst, in aims; if not,
afford instead of that a sweet and gen.
tie word.
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He truly lives who lives in Others
hearts.
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The world IS based on the dollar.
Take the dollar away, and God is still
there to uphold it.
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Love is none the less free because it
bows IN glad obedience at the Thrones of
law,
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JANE" said a mother nurse, "Did
you give Johnny that comft the doctor
prescribed?"
mo, ma'am."
"Well, why didn't your"
because, ma'am, he wouldn't have
it. He said he waslike Rachael mourn
ing FOR her children" -,
"Good gracious, what does he meanr'
"Why, ma'am, he refused to be COM
fitted"
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Mr.. RUNARoUND was out late the
other night, and the next morning at
breakfast, in order to Justify himself,
he remarked to his wife: pet, we
have been married twenty years, and
you look almost as young as you did
then" ''You have not changed a par.
ticle," she responded sweetly. mot
changedi' he answered in surprise, re-
membering his gray locks and ruby
nose; chow can you say thatp" "Be-
cause things preserves. in alcohol never
change" she answered. Mr.. X. but
tered his napRin-ring under the i'm
preston that it was a muffin, and the
meal progressed in silence.
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FACETTH.

AFTER the passage of the ordinance
prohibiting drays from going at a
greater speed than a walk, Miggs went
to one of the councIlmen and said:
"Say, if you hear of any one who
wants a good dray horse send him to
me-"
Have you got one to sellP"
"You bet I've got the bossl He'll
never violate the ordinance and stick
his owner for a fine"
"Why, what sort Of a horse is hep"
"Weil, l started with him IN a
funeral procession yesterday and was
distanced by the entire gang before I
had gone five blocks. On, he's a daisy
for an Atlanta dray horsel'
And Miggs left the councilman in a
brown study whether Miggs was in
jest or just joking.
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Method is the very hinge of business,
and there is no method without punctu-
ality.
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The gods cannot help a NAL who
loses opportunity.
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Read the Testimony OF Rev. VIM. u. ChaI-
FAINT, a w~eiI-known Clergyman OF Phila.
IILADELPHIA, PA, January 10, 1886,
pnstnr's Study. Messiah NJ. 10. Church

FAINT, q Clergyman OF Phila'
PHILADELPHIA, PA, January IL, 1886,
Pastors Study, Messiah NJ. Z. Church.
MY DEAR SIR feel that ] ought to make
known my experience with Prof. WIN. G.. Will
sons "ACTINA" BATTERY, not only In JUS
tice to him, but also that the afflicted may
learn where to look for n remedy for serious
and obstinate diseases. For five years have
been suffering with great distress in my head,
resulting at times in complete incompeteney
for work; this, together with a throat trouble
causing hoarseness, rendered speaking not
only laborious and painful to myself, but un-
pleasant TO my congregation. ] have used your
"ACTINA" since the 25th OF November, lSS1.
My voice is fully restored, and since using
your instrument and wearing your garment5l
have not experienced any distress Whatever
in my head. Have worked l6 to Is hours out
of the "a for the last FIVE weeks, and never telt
better in my life. My wife is also wearing the
Garments and using the "ACTINA," and finds
very great relief, having suffered 3 years from
general debility. My little boy of winters VINO
has suffered from q catarrhal trouble since
an attack of scarlet fever, is using your instru-
ment and improving. wish you a continue
ton of success. Very truly and fraternally
yours, "M' b. OhALfANI'
eg- Throw away your sp2ctlcleS. Get ru OF
your Catarrh, and all diseases OF the eye.
EN Price, SO. II 500 were paid for 1t would
he cheap. VIII last a lifetime. Fifty IN one
ES- family may use it, Address
Prof. WIN. q. WILSON,,
ss- 1113 Chestnut Street, Phla
Agents wanted in every City OF the Cnlon
$50 week may be made.
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Happy is the youth that does not make
old age blush.
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Relief is immediate, and a cure sure
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. 20 cents
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CURED.

Think Thinkll Thinkll! The Sc
cret of happiness is thought.
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Beware of Scrofula

scrofula is probably moro general than any
other disease. Il Is insidious In character
and manlfests Itself In running Sores pustulaf
eruptions, boils, sweilngs, enlarged JOINTS
assesses, sore eyes, etc Hoods sarsaparilta
expels all trace Of scrOiula from the biood'
leaving it pure, enriched, and healthy.
at was severely afflicted with s%erofuia'
and for over q year had ;wo running sores
on my neck. Took FIVE bottles oil fIooas
sarsaparlla. and consider myself cured"
G. L. LoyEJoY, Lowell. Mass.
q. A. Arnold. Arnold, Me, had scrotulous
sores for seven years, spring and fall. HOODS
Sarsaparilla cured him.
Salt Rheum
william Spies, Elyria. o., suffered greatly
from eryslpelas and salt rheum' caused by
handling tobacco. At times his hands would
crack open and bleed. He tried various prep
arations without aid finally took Hoods sar-
saparula. and now says. " am entirely we'll"
"My son had salt rheum on his hands ana
on the calves Of his legs. lie took Hoods
Sarsaparilla and is entirely cured" ).
STANTON, lit. Vernon, Ohio.
Hoods S~arsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for S.. Made
only by {. /. HOOD G CO, Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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Energy Is the mOtiye power of sue
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What's the news. Pat2" "Be-
gorrah, sor, Cleveland has the pleurisy
in New Jarsey an that makes it all
rolght for the Dlmicrats. He's ell
ected."
You may chide a servant girl. but
she is always 'smum."
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a FAIR exchange is no roberry-it
gives credit.
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Agents wanted in every City Of the Union.
$50 a week may be made.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-08

vinegar BIttcrs,ap pun.
.cative and tonic, purihes ths
blood, strengthens the liver
and Kidneys, and will restore
health, however lost.
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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
ENGLISH WOMEN.

What Caste Does far Tbe,, n,,,r .1,o Go
~ ofer as sea-
roor Ahluss.
Gen. Adam Badeau, in one Of his recent
articles on the aristocracy, tells the following
unpalatable truths: The women of the aris.
tocracy are nrofo,nd1v affected bv tha inst;.
t,,tion ~ casto Tba;. iiras a,d , -
: I'LL as@.a4 : amu ehaiaceeIs
aie Hi,uely uliieren6 from Wha5 they would
Dc Wlthoat lts influence. Born dependent on
the other sex; ineligible, for the most part,
to independent rank; only the daughters, or
wives, or sisters, or mothers of peers; de-
priyed of any ennitabla sbare ~ fo,,,no.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Especial Correspondence
Boston, Aug. 30,-Able and interesting
writers are increasing at a rate alarming to
those long in tho profession. a~Ilverybodyp
now writes and almost everybody writes
well. New literary stars of second and
third class magnitudes are constantly
appearing in the horizon. A new con-
stellation rises, sets and starves about
once in seven years. The average pay on
newspapers may be S12 a week. When the
literary horse is worked out, he or she goes
off in a corner and dies quietly and miser-
ably. Of late peoples writings ere most
valued who AVE done something worthy of
note and can tell of it. An ex-Confederate
or Union general who tells his story
in a magazine probably gets as much for it as
the mere Bohemian receives for half = years
work in telling other peoples stories. An
article from Jay Gould or John L. Sullivan
would bring the average Bohemian's yearly
salary. This is as it should be. People want
that those who have don something should
tell themselves how they did it. The mere
writer who can do nothing but write is really
now a medieval institution. Besides, the
profession, as connected with newspapers, is
not respectable. To be known as a "news-
paper man" or correspondent Is to be prac-
tically tabooed in fashionable and business
circles. A newspaper Teller" male or female,
is regarded as a sort of spy or eavesdropper,
ready to pounce on any bit Of gossip, real,
manufactured or inferred, and sell it for a
price. OF course, the public wants the gossip,
still they are disposed to regard its collectors
as safe only when they are poaching on
other peoples preserves. These observations
are intended only for the latitude of Boston.
PRENTICE MuLFoRD.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

ans pusoiIl or iasi OF ssiioluernrg nun. cnouiu
he grow to be a great artist-as most of them
do in 1taly--a basso proSundo Having NO
hand notes, he could not well be q tenores,4,
and should be accounted ceIebro, distinto,
earegfo, as they Ill are, where would HE adj
mirers pose his laurelsl These be some of the
disadvantages - tho advantages gre fewer,
but not to be despised. He would never have
any expense for hats, collars, neckties or hair
dye. He could not be called upon to head an
army or a subscription list. Should he COM
init q capital crime capital punishment would
be clearly out of the question. He would
have a fortune III his incredible misfortune,
and be able to carry his whole family ON his
heaaless shoulders, so that the poor woman
who wept over the birth of a little monster
would smile to Giid herself the mother of a
great profit.
But alas, my fancies and spec,.lations were
vain, for this strangest tnsas nature of his
time is dead! The machinery of his queer
little body was too much for him. He could
not make bead against q life of such abb
normal conditions and difficulties, and sooK
| gave it up. GRACE GREENWOOD.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
Advice 10 Mothers.

Are ynu disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by a sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth? If SO,
send at once and get q bottle OF
Mrs. WINsLow's SooTHINa SYRUP for
Children Teething. Its value is lncalcu-
liable. 1t will relieve the poor little snf-
ferer Immediately. Depend upon it,
mothers, there is no mistake about it.
1t cures dysentery and diarrhoea, regu-
Iates the stomach and bowels. cures
wind collie, noftens the gums, reduces in
Aammation and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Hrs. WinssoD's
Soothing Syrup for Children Ieething. IS
pleasant to tho taste, and is the prascrip.
ton of one of the Oldest nurses and
best female physicans in the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price twenty
five cents o bottle.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
Brace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your appe-
tite is poor, you are bothered with head
ache, you ure fidgettg. nervous, and gener-
ely out Of sorts, and want to brace up.
Brace up, but not with stimulants, spring
medicines, or bitters, which have for their
basis very cheap, bad whisky, and which
stimulate you for an hour. and then leave
you in worse condition than before. What
you wants an Alternative that will purify
your blood, start healthy action of liver
and kidneys, reatore your vitality, nd
give renewed health and strength. s eh
q medicine you will find in Electric Bitters
and only so cents q, bottle at the Excelsior
Drug Store Of Purdy and Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
Cure For Piles.

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of weight in the back, loins and lower part
of the abdomen, causing the patient to
suppose he has some affection of the kid
neys or neighboring organs. At times,
symptoms of indigestion are present, ss
fatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc.
"A moisture, like Precipitation, producing a
disagreeable itching, after getting warm is
q common attendant. Blind, bleeding
and itching Piles yield at once TO the ap-
plication Of Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the parts affected,
absorbing the tumors, allayins the intense
itching, and effecting a permanent cure.
Price Fifty cents. Address, The DR.. Bo-
sanko Medicine Co, Piqua, 0. Sold by
Purdy 6 Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
Most ErcelIent.

J.J. Atkins, chiefof police, Knoxville,
Tenn, writes-"My family and / are be-
neficinries of your most excellent medi-
cine, DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption; having found it to be all that
Won claim for it, desire to testify to its
virtue. My friends to whom / have re-
commended it, praise it at every opportu-
nifty" DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption Is guaranteed to cure colds,
coughs. Bronchitis, Asthma, Group and
every affection Of throat, chest and lungs.
Trial bottles free at Purdy & Brechtss
drug store. Large size $100.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
a Healthy Bod, and a Clear Head.

If indigestion, constipation and biliousness
torment the body, the head cannot be clear.
These disorders react upor the brain moss
hurtfully, and produce q oloudness in the
organ of thought not experienced by q healthy
Aan. Happily these brain-opressing maladies
may be entirely dispelled by that peerless
Alternative. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which
nerves, while it regulates the organs OF diges-
sion. assimilation and bilious secretion. 1t
expels the morbid humors which poison the
system through the bowels and urinary passa-
ges, and eyerts a powerful inyigorati ng infiu-
ence as we'll. Its cathartic action is never irri-
tating, violent or painful. but eve n, natural
and progressive. As an appetizer and sleep
promoter, the Bitters is unrivalled; Unit igates
the infirmities of age, relieves the ailmen Is pc
culiar to the gentler sex, arrests prematu re de-,
cay, and builds mp an enfeebled ply sioue.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Stephens followed the fashion. Her first
published writings over her W name were
poems. One of them was "The Apple Tree.n
She was editor of The Portland Magazine
awhile. Then she came to New York and
Frank Leslie engaged her as editor of the first
magazine he ever published. She wrote
serial novels for it, and became thereby So
popular that the Petersons of Philadelphia
engaged her to write novels thereafter exclu-
slvely for them. She was with Frank Leslie
as editor of The Ladies' Companion four years,
then she went to Philadelphia to edit Gra-
ham Magazine. After that she took charge
OF Petersons' Magazine and was its editor
over a quarter of a century.
She started two magazines of her own. but
they did not have a distinguished success, and
were soon snuffed out. Her greatest novel was
Fashion n Famine 1t went through
three London editions, and three different
TRANSACTIONS were made of it in French within
a year from the time it first appeared.
ALI her books exsept three were novels.
These were two early volumes giving instruc-
ton in fancy ueedlework and q pictorial
History of the Wa for the Union" This
was published in two thick volumes in 1865.
1t is said that Mrs. Stephens was the anony-
nous author of the famous story THAT Hus-
band of Mine" and that she got money
enough from it to buy her a handsome house
in Washington. Ann S. Stephens was tho
first woman who ever received a message
across the ocean. 1t was sent by Queen Vic
toria.
She long ago became weE to do from her
novel writing, which is more than one author
in ten thousand can do For many years she
has lived in a pleasant home OF her own in
New York city. Her husband died some years
ago. She was an interchangeable worker and a
kindly, bright. good woman.
FROM BOSTON.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
pres,aentIaI ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Washington, Sept. 6-The president
has appointed Sterling P. Hart, of
Nebraska, to be the register of the land
Office at McOook, Nebraska, Jacob
Stermmetz, Nebraska, to be receiver of
public monies OF McCook, Nebraska and
Robt. w. Ross, of Vandalia, illinois
recorder OF the general land office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
Nervous pebilitatea men

You are allowed a free trial Of thirty
lays of the use of DR.. Dyes celebrated
VoltaIc Belt with Electric Supervisory
Appliances, for the speedy relief and
permanent cure Of Nervous Debility,
loss of Vitality and Mani God, and all
kindred troubles. Also, for many other
diseases. Complete restoration to
health, vigor and manhood guaranteed.
No risk is incurred. Illustrated PAM
phlet, with full information, terms. ETC.,
mailed free by addressing Yoltaic Belt
co., Marshall, Mich,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
RuckIen,s Arntcu sala,e.

The best SaIye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns, aud all Skin Ernptions, and pos
itively cures Piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For Sale by the Excelsior Drug Store Of
Purdy Utrecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Slespless Nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is
the remedy for you. Sold by Purdy 4
Breeht, Yankton, Dakota
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
An unfailina Remedy.

Branireth's Pills cure dyspepsia. or
Indigestion, headache, pain in the
shoulders, coughs. tightness of the chest,
dizziness, SOU stomach, bad taste in the
mouth, bilious attacks, paipitatlon of
the heart, Inflammation of the lungs.
Pain in the region Of the kidneys, and a
hundred other PAINFUL symptoms are
the offspring of dyspepsia. One or two
Pills every night for q week are
sufficient.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Shiloh's Vitalizer is what you need 70,
Constipation. loss of Appetite. Dizzi.
ness and ell symptoms OF Dyspepsia,
price 80 and. 75 cents per bottle. For
sale at Purdy & Brecht's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07
FROM SUNNY ITALY.
GRACE GREENWOOD TALKS ABOUT
QUEER PEOPLE.

Whore Bad Americans Go to Die-Thc
Man with an Adjustable Nose and the
Headless Baby - %nloodIess, Deformcd
and Dwarfish Italians OF Lowly Life.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Do not wait to strike till the iron is
hot, but make it hot by striking
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

The only cure for selfishness is saori-
fee; the only cure for unbelief- is 30
shake off the ague of doubt by doing
your conscience's bidding; the only onre
for timidity is to plunge into some
dreaded duty before the chill comes on.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

All Authorities agree that the milk
of q healthy mother is the best food for
an infant. Next to this, and containing
ALL the elements for perfect nutrition, is
Mellin's Food, which, after o long test,
is highly endorsed by prominent medi-
cal men.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-09-07

Edward Stephens,
and went to live
in Portland, Me.
She had written
even before this
early marriage. In
the old time it was
thought that wo-
men were lit to
write only verses,
therefore all female
literary aspirants,
like Mr.. Wegg,
"~dropped into
u NJ