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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23

S-rdniOH Truth.
A Pocono mountain h1nter set bear.
trap on the outside o. little shed Of sap.
lings which covered some meat, thinking
that in shooting around the place Mr.. Bear
would "put his foot in it" Fearing tina,
some hunter would accidently step into the
trap be wrote warning on the paper in
which he carried the meat TO the woods
and tackled it to n tree near by. Il read
Look out for the trap set outside.
In day or two he vent 10 the place to
see the result OF bis little strategy, and to
his surprise found the trap sprung and the
meat gone. He looked q, the tree. and to
his utter amazement fund where the bear
had conteDp .ously chewed of his war ming
notice, aud fragments oil the paper were
scattered over the ground.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
a Thorough Job.
San FruAoiSoo ChronteiS.

81" I,hNoN' '"V"NS'
he staggered home jus, sane enough to
wish TO impress bis wife with his sobriety.
Her beautiful face lsy red AMI white rose
on the pillow. she slsp: a peaceful sleep
and ell was still and pleasant until be tried
to lift the bed mp 10 put bis oyercoat under
it. snd she woke up he could not iace
her. and he thought il be turned his back
she'd not see that he was intoxicated. So
be turned his bscsmddenly and pointedly
to her. and vss bsataing 90 air a. be bal
snced himself. She looked ct him o long
while aad the abe said:
you needn't turn your back TO me, dear
You're drunk clear through"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
No. 1873 An Enigma.


The author Of this old enigma is unknown, an
Ell the answer intended is a matter OF doubt
The lightest aud the SOitsst thing
That nuatS upon the zephyr'S wing,
! move with unreSisting ease
Befure the breath OF every breeze.
With power resistlesS and sublime,
sweep along from cline 10 CLINE,
And defy AL earthly force
To intercept me in my course.
A fAvorite guest with all the fair,
play with beauty'S twisted hair,
And, harmless rs the gentle dove,
share the couch Of happy love.
IT'S mine TO hurl the bolts OF fate
That oyervhelm the guilty great;
/ WELD the giant arm that brings
pismay and death on tyrant kings
No throb OF passion ever pressed
The vacant chamber Of my breast
Ana no desire or dream OF care
Could ever gain admitta1ce there.
With passions various treS burn,
Aud ALL as each prevails in turn,
With equal rage incesSant roll
Their boiling currents through my soul.
In foly's lap had my birth,
The simplest creature on the earth;
at lully's bosom WAS nursed
And am n simple ~ At inst.
The wisest own that am wiser,
The sl4,es make me their adviser;
The great demand my prudent cares
10 aid them in their state Affairs
boast but little outward grace
For frequent stains deiOrm my lace;
AL hon A l.5.fh ntgh IT
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
Answers.

l22-A brehess larister.
l2}-Crab-grass
l2i-l Ceayc-, leaves, caves. 2. Drcar, rear, ear.
heats heats cots. L. Please, lease ease. 8. soold
cold, old.
PSI BrIe, bell. ?. Caste, cast, 3 Forte, fort.
I. Carte, cart
FL. All owing. sliOglng. 2. House holds,
LruSeh0Il. 3. FTuItlc,s fruit leo.
lg3--NiOlrts. The enigma 10 an aCrostiC.
I2S-Lyre, rely.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
Pfecoclty.

Sla PTaRetSno Esrssass,.
The other DAY. tse elder brother Of the
family found the young hopeful Of ten sit'
ting cross legged on table shaking dies
With snother youngs.er OF the same ags.
With true sdult superiority, which always
omits consideration Of rs sva vices, he
Ieetured the boz.
oh, Jou 90 away We are shaking dice
TO see Who will Pot TN cents into The col.
lection box at The Sunday school"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
For the May Winner.

The most successful solver during May, Will lie.
AWARDED Scott's Guy Maunering,' ia finely print
Ell edition, Illustrated aud very prettIly hound.
very desirable prize The solutions for each week
should le forwarded within six days after the date
OF the K EgIsrER cont NJ the enigmas answered
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
No. 40 A Star OF the East.

| rose in the East like beautiful star,
Aud my light To the distance str-amed fearless and
far,
And the hope and the stay OF a glorious nation
Came knerling Ia me in his mad alteration,
! lifted him up To my magical sphere,
And the world nrysr Looked on NJ matchleSs pair!
We da1zled the earth IN our splcndor aud pride,
Till my glorious Roman WI, Snaichcd from my side.
When ended my lie Ia the Oicnt far,
And there never has fallen such beautiful star.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23

No. l3s.-Anagrams.
!. In the expression cat naa
Find pale red linen, II you can.
?. The cooling medicines / name
And fae rIrs tigers are the same.
s. The act OF winding IN ball
May be 4 Hl0iiOH I,gs, not small.
I. Psei!c art song, sung or spoken,
is nothing morc than 10 betoken.
). A figure in puppet show
Is Name otter, Is you know.
figN tame rat; It's thus hide
hgure haviag many hide.
NELSON IAN.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23

Whom Allie looked in the dra
-hr saw n mob with knives all CORY,
And when the hight was o'e the first
Was second. ms is ala story.
q BINS,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
A Fat Mans Misery.
n.f-.sf T.. n.

II ever q corpalsat Han becomes almost
wssrY E.iA living it is when he mistakes
the FIRST warning Of the gong Tor the last,
and rushes putting and blowing through
the station 10 board o train which doesn't
Ierye for FIVE minutes
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
BOSTON BOYS AND GIRLS.
What PrecoCiOus BsR5 Philosophers
Learn in sunday School.
D,stop PscorY

What Precocious Bsa5 Philosophers
Learn in sunday School.
| BOSTON RScorf
A little Lynn girl came home from Sun
| day school one day impressed With her need
OF Divine assistance to enable her to be a
better girl Her mother encouraged her
aud explained TO her how che could seek
aid, but she said:
mo, mot1er, you speak to him about it;
don't like to-
A few days nferWard she suddenly in-
quired:
did you ask him, mammal at the
same tine explaining her question by an
upward jerk OF her thumb.
Yes, my dear, did"
We'll be doesn't attend to bis business
very well, then; ! haven't behaved a bit
better"
A brother OF this young lady recently
announced to his parents his permanent
retirement from the Sunday school
Il tell YOU" he said, it's no sort OF use
for me to 90 any more. ! dent take any
intereat il the subject don't want to be
a minister, or a superintendent, or even q
teacher All I'm going To be is just com
mon kind OF nan like father
Bobby, o p-ecocious youth OF six sum
mers, had been INDUCING in profanity, and
in order 70 escsps he Punishment foS
which bis mother had made preparations
he crawled under harm remained there in
state OF siege tor the greater part Of an
afternoon. When bis father returned at
night and learned how mattsrs stood be
made his way with much difficulty under
the barn in search Of The boy.
Hello, pa,7' said Bobby, cheerfaIly, as
bis qire approached, "ycu been swearing,
toof"
The other day provsrb vas thus re.
pested by bright scholar: Deeds are
fruit; Thoughts are bnt-lesyes
But-leaves" " said the teacher" What
do you mean!
The boy explained that he supposed but
leaves belonged to plant that grew way
OF Somewhere" It is easyfor the hopefal
pupil to be way OF.
May end Edith ara sisters, and ) years
old respectively. NsT had been very
naughty, and mamma hsd taken Der over
her knee to administer corporal pubishh
nent when Edith suddenly pushed the
door 81 ar and peeped in,
Turning her chubby lace as fsr round
toxssd her sister as thu peculiar position
would admit May said very grsyely:
Go right cut, Edie! Don't yoa sea I'm
busy?'
II is needless to sdd that msnus graft
ed respite.
A Golden RuIe.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
No. Iia.-MnY WnrninIs.

What an yon soon shall learn,
ship that has n narrow stsen.
With deep waist, projecting quarters,
Fitted for the bTiny waters;
A double tripod with six feet
Will make my meaning moro complete.
And yet hiye Not tpli II all,
Fog l'm an ancient game Of ball.
Ani. 10 give you farther aid,
Tho Implement with which It's played.
It's said some danes are fond Ul me,
How strange that such can lie.
nlos, you shrrSediy chance 10 guess
The definition suppress,
SELsoSIAs.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23

Shoe deslsr-"Whst sizs, madam
Madam-'I-er-thiak tzos."
Shoe dealer taking her measure Al,
res, tvos A pair. would be two tvos, four
altogether" To boz "Iamss, Q pair Of
ladies Preach kids, No. 4"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
BEAUTY'S SECRET,
By ALAN MUIR.

author of" Vanity Hardrare,' Golden
Girls Etc.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
SPHINX KNOTS.
No, lss,-Anrel and Demon.

Amy communications for this department should
be addressed TO E. r. CuADBouRS, Lewistown
Mainel
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
No. liI.-h Numerical Enigma.

In To : a boy is scen,
A boast and hOaster, ton, | weeu.
Insanity We clearly scan,
AMI alsp se' . crazy man.
In q to9a plant we find
That has hbrUIs bark or rind,
While | tpy gives q WOrl
Whose meaning Is a gallows-bird.
N ELsosIAE.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-23
From lis lbs. to ISL lbs.
TO the Cuticura Remedies ! Owe
My Health, NY Happiness,
and Ny Life.

A day never passes that do not think and
speak kindly Of the Cutcun Remedies Seven
years ago, all OF a dozen iamps formed on my neck,
ranging in size from cherry stone 10 an orange
The largo were friehtful TO look n, and pain
full 70 bear; people turned eide when they nav me
In disgust, aud l Was ashamed 10 be on the street
All medicines failed to do any good. In moment
Of despair tried the Cutieurs hemedies-Cuticurs,
the great Skin Cure, aud Cuticura soap, an eS-
quisite skin Reautifer, externally, and Cuticura
Reeolyeut the re~ Blood Purifier, internally; the
small humps las call theml gradually diappeared,
and the large ones broke In about two veeks, dis
changing large qusoIities oil matter, leaving Two
sight scars in my neck to-day TO tell the story Of
my suffering. Ny weight then WIS one hundred
and fifteen sickly pounds; my weight nov
Is one hundred and sixty solid, healthy pounds,
sni my height Is only Ave feet nye inches. In ny
travels praised the CuticuIa Remeiiss, North
owe my health, NV hsppiness, and my lie. 4
prominent New York druggist asked me the Other
DAY. "po you stll use the ,uticnrs Remedies; you
look TO be in perfect health" Ny reply vas, 81
do, and shall ALWAYS have never known what
| sickness IL since oommesc ed using the Catieura
Remedies Sometimes am laughed at BY prsis-
ing them 20 peope not acquainted With thsir ner-
senses s, s and believe the same as those tina; ass
| them, IS dozens have whom have told. May the
| time come when there shall be large Coticun
supply House In every city In he World. Tor the
benefit Of humanity, where the CGticura Remedies
shall be sold oaiy, ~ that there will be rarely
need ai ever entering drug store.
NJ. HUSBANDS,
40 Fulton ST. New York, \. Y.
cuticurs Remedies are positive cure for every
forln Of skin and Blood Diseases from fimplcs 70
| scro.ula Sold everywhere Price: Cuuoun, 80
cents; Soap, D cents; Resolvent, sito Prepared
| by the PorrkR DRus AND CLINICAL 90, Boz
ton, Man.
nlAlPLEs, Biackhcsd', skin Blemishes, aud
| Il Eahy I'm
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BOOK FIVE.
CoNTINUEpl

LlDr BEIUTTS SORROW.
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or d, A,DNUTIIIF,
washington. u. U,
IN THE ACADEMY OF MUSIC. NEW
ORLEANS,
Tuesday, June Is. 1886,

Make P. 0. None c.ie-i paysbis and I'D
dress Registered Letters 10
VIEW ORLBAr3 NATIONAL HAuR.
49, 0vtAAns -
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4 Golden Huie.

Merchant TnIusLer.
Always put off until tomorrow what
can't be done 20 day.
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AN ARTIST IN AFRICA.

To BE CONTINUED.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
rne .selaier in city POLITICS.
Communicated.


Messrs. Editors: l notiee in your
issuG of Yesterday an item concerning
Old vets that were showed uuder in the
recent municipal election. The item
was correct So far as it went, hut | think,
needs to he e%ytenjei. The ia is n ,
that the republican cawcnses on the 30ih
Of March Disposed If three old 40 dierF,
to.wit: VIM. Powers, OF first ward, f.
G. Dudley, f"grth ward, aud rhH X.
Fanlk, Of the seer nd ward. Then The
democratic convection disposed oi two
more-Cl,arles Wright, marshal. and
OhJ istun Hameister, candidate Tor
treasurer, The election on the 9th inst.
laid ont three more. VIZ A M. Eng
iish, democratic candidate for alderman
from the ihird ward, M. Il. Woolley,
r%epnhlIcau candidate Tor alderman from
the fourth ward, and II. Il. Buell., demo
orntic candidate for city treasurer. This
makes eight dead soldiers on the field,
and as the emGke OF tho conflict clears
S"h} we hiS appHiieu az 'Ge ulotbailtJ.
Eight out o. nine wiped out in the fierce
8 roagle, @. j. b. Harris, tue mayor
elect. being the olly soldier who escaped
the Kissing ballot. The republican
ticket at the election contained the
name of bnt ex.soldier, NJ. 4. Wool
ley, While the democratic ticket con
tanned thrse-Harfis, English and Buell.,
the cauouses and conventions having
slaughtered the Others. | give the
above facts without comment simply to
correct the statement showing the de-
feat of four, when III fact eight were de
amidst the wreck of party and
the crash Of politics VETERAN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

For Rent-Two front rooms over
the store OF Cox Odiorne Il Co. formerl
occupied by n aior Sharp, ne Wy paper-
ed and painted. Enquire at G. 0. & Co.
ELECTRIC BEL-s---l am now
prepared TO furnish as,d lac in o.
Grafton in . workma like manner,
Electric Boor Bells. dining room
bells and ali electric appliances.
w. T. BURNS,
Telephone Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

HOUSES FOR SALE.---3
elegant cottages on Locust
street; 3 brick hou.es on
Douglas avenue and numeF-
Gus other bargains. at tiay-
wara's old stand.
E, M. O'RREEN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
Telephnna Office.
Estate for sale

Three lots in east one-half of block So,
$500 each.
southwe corner, block 66, 5ox1ss,
1925.
soathwes corner, block So, 5o1132,
$3.50.
One lot on Douglas avenue, block s.
$I25. j. r. HANSON,
Dakota Real Estate Agency.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Every body is invited 10 call at j.. 4
Ssnborr & Sons furniture store and in
spect the full and complete stock of car
pets. No trouble to show goods.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
serg't Signal {
THE INDICATIONS

THE INDICATIONS.
Washington, April Solicitations for
the upper Mississippi valley are: Fair,
warmer weather. winds generally
southerly.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Money to loa on resi- state or cbstte'
security. E. FL. VAN ANTWERP,
Abstract Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Ingram. body Brussels and tapestry
Brussels carpets iu any quantity and
quality at j. h. sanborn & Son igrnl-
ture house. Call and see.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

FOR SALE-Cbsap for cash-Lots 10
and IL, Block 81, Lower Yankton. APP.
ply, to 6. ". ROBERTS, r. al Est4fe
AGENT
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

A full line of the celebrated
Broadhead Dress Goods. They
have no equal.
cox, R co.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Ludiow's fine Shoes just open
ed at MAA'A.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

The ladies' will give "Hard Times
Sociable" at the Congregational church
on Friday evening, April 9th. Supper
to be served from six o'clock until nine.
Admission at the door % cents Child
rem Is cents. All are cordially invited,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

I'll. G.. CLARK 81 CO., are still
receiving Watches, JeweIry and
Silver Goods of all the Iat st
designs, at their Jewelry stoi on
Third Street, Yanktpp~
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
Lime. Kline!

a car load If lime just received at
Vale t;nes. Also a fne lot OF seed OATS.
aud seed corn.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
AIppI hTOp !,


And takr d soft Water bath
at 40 i4atG's for zoe
Ill nj Routing. 15c
having, Toe
Two bath rooms and three
chairs and making room fer
more. N0BiSGN,
The Leader low Prices.
petty OF money to loan on farm secu.
rity. j. e. BRUCE.
CHEAP iODk~.
ThackeFy's 8or.s, 10 vols $40 90.
Cariisls's work. 10 vols, $40 90.
lfving's works, i0s is, $1,000.
Dickens works 10 vols, $1,000,
all other ms elan q 0 S
corresponl inely cheap tttns'y,
Wall Paper, News and Fancy goods.
A. w. HOWARD'S Book Store
Dr.. Fl. VanOstrani and wife, having
returned ,ram their receds visit to
| Michigan, the doctor will now attend t,
| professional cnlls at his office in Judge
Roberts block on Douql3s ayenue
Residence corner of Locust and 4Ab SITS.
Smoke BaxteI's Lucky Star 5 cent
cigar
All the --latest!
Noyoi.i $ III Spring Mill
merry, at Mrs. a Whistler.
Ladies are invite! 10 cal
aud see go,a j. Def re ptr-
chasing elses here.
Remembers the place,
with Misses Martin & No r.
rope, Lyon's block. Third
street, Yank Gn
Wauted-A girl to do. general house
" *. Coed wages to competent PER.
SOD. Inquire at George Browne, 4th
street, Yankton, Dikota.
Money to Los;: on rarm prop
erty on the most favorable
terms In The market and with the
J pr0mpteSt ii,st tell
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Celebra ted Bradley s. Metcalf
Boots and Shoes at MAX'S.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Pclty OF money to loan on farm secu.
rity. j. e. BRUCE.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Just received an elegant lire of Indies
and Misses jerseys at j. e. BRUCE
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Money to Loa;: on Iarm prop
erty on the nos favorable
terms In The market and with the
promptest d,sr tell
MeNINNEY & ~s0t CAL.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Boots and Shoes at MAX'S.
just received an elegant lire of Ladies'
and Misses jerseys at j: e. BRUCE
Smoke Bakers Lucky Star 5 cent
cigar.
Smoke Burter's Lucky Star 8 cent
cigar.
Call and examine ii e endless variety
+, of white goods at j. i. BRUCE.
Save money aRd get your
Shoes at MAx'S.
The Poscobel Ii the finest 10 cent
cigar IN the city, stli by Purdy and
Brsehf.
Seersucker Gingham,new
patterns at COX, ODIO kNE Il CO.'S
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
Cox, Odiorne 600.

karimun thern ,meter- 81 o..
Minimum thermometer-43 %.
standard or central tlme.
River II. 8 feet
Z. Il. THOMPSON,
serg't Signal Corps. q. 8. A
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08
All the --latest

Wauted-A girl to do. general house
W k. Coed wages to competent per
SOD. Inquire at George Brown's, Att
street, Yaukton, Dlkuta.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Call and examine ii e endless variety
white goods at j. L. Bruce.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-04-08

Two bath rooms and three
chairs and making room fer
more. N0BiSGN,
Tffe Leader Low Prices.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-04-18
Some Good Work.

While at the extensive SHOPS If the
Florida Southern railway Yesterday
morning a NEWS reporter was shown i
locomotive that lad just been rebuilt,
The engine was known as No. II, which
was so thoroughly demolished in col
lision come time since. and 50 broken up
that only the boiler was left from which
to construcla new locomotive. Under
the supervision Of Master Mechanic
Rutherford and Foreman W. ii. Young,
a new locomotive was built in the shops
which will compare favorally in every
respect with those brought from tie
northern shops, and she made her trial
trip Friday in the best style AMI n the
entire satisfaction of her builders. Til.
locomotive shows the excellent faciltie,
possessed by the Florida Southern for do
ing first.class work, and the cScelicac,
of the workmen employed in the shops.
\ number Of engines and cars are be
ing overhaulcd, remodlei, sepaintet
and put in good shape generally, an,
the large force Of men employed thcr,
are as busy as a bee in Il tar bucket n, al
times. The men employed in these shop
are, skilled sober an Industrious man,
and have the entire confidence of ,hci
employec.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-04-18

and the miserable sidewalks. Certain it
Is that thcy age more interested in good
sidewalks than the men Of the city. and
u they would hold Z few meetings
ameng themselves. discuss the question
AMI PASS few resolutions letting the
LORDS of creation" know their views
about the matter, there Is 10 doubt Lut
the said lords, would 20 70 work and
devise some means TO have the NEEDED
improvements made. Some cFusty old
fellow may laugh at the idea Of a strong
minded feiaale convention, but it would
be safe to wager nickel 10 a jewsharp
that he would be the frs, man to dance
attendance to their commands.
Let the women speak. Catch the
mayor AMI couacil aud the bu.iae>s men
and capitalists IF the city by the ears,
ffsur@tively speaking. you know, and
give EN- twist or two and a Jerk. and
then tell them what you want. They'll!
obey you every time. Try it anal see.