New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-04
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

The rude brakeman again. " Is this the right train =
lady asked OF a brakeman the other day. Where are
YOU going, ma'am T. replied the brakeman. Mono OF
your business SIR" retorted the LADY shall report
you to the superintendent for Impotence" And she
actually did,
Txoyears ago It thought that shoes would drive
long from the field. especially in cities where the
sidewalks are paved. Now the demand for noots 10
much larger In proportion than for shoes lshoo and
Leather Reporter.
The Danrlle Breeze tells OF young woman riding with
young man. and excaimng at the sight OF two calves:
on see those two little cowlets I" You mis-
TAKEN" said the young man; those are not cowles,
BIZ bullets"
The personalities of Kansas Journalism, which we
have 80 strsnuously deplored, reached climax last
week when brother heat, dly advised oathsome con
temporary to keep his SHIRT on, anu snosequenty
asceftained 10 his horror that the contemporary was
woman. i Kansas City Times.
There a funny rhlanthroplst in Philadelphia nam ed
serns, trying to organize the servant girls
OF the country that they will be able to do their
counting in parlor and enjoy other similar lights
The girls OF Philadelphia, however, don't seem
to take much stock in the movement and Moses almost
despsrs OF being able to convince them that they are
downrodden; bus he is consoed By the thought that
all great reformeIs have been misunderstood
A Prohibition candidate is heavily handicapped. He
may he making telling speech to g0od auaiehoe, auu
yet any snort haired citizen could OreaK up me- wsru
meeting by Shouting; Say boys SKINNY mliso P 10
settin em up at de grocery should smile !"
= New Orleans Plcayune.
It is said that everybody in the town OF Yakutsk,
Siberia, gets drunk New Years DAY. the bishop
soemny setting tho example.
One uhase OF the labor question was developed by an
Official taking IA schuOl recently. lie Was met at
the door. Ly "A tired looking little 6oMan. what Is
your husbands business, madam On' no mas no
business. WHAT does he work Ut T. lie noes no
work, ne Ia a labor refOrmer." what 90 you 90 U
take In washing and ironing" That Is the way number
OF friends OF the faboring man settle the labor quest ZION
they let their do work TO support them whie they
reforming the country and putting down the
monopp st.-l Industrial Journal
In cultured Boston they call 1t the BLEW, the Bid
you and tue BuEz-you theatre; but they still put
people a the for saying Du-ssum."
II will be surprising perhaps. the public to know
that after spending 9sOoOOOO IN surveys tneie is sliil
indianapolis News.
Says The Boston Oorier The essay Is too deliberate
and to serious style OF writing to be popular In our
restless. superficial age We have small leisure for the
minute, careful examination OF a subject which Is
customary In the essay. We more anxious to come
at the conclusion than than to follow the argument and
the modern reader Is pablo OF being irrated by
the Of leisure anG moderation which the
essay displays
Doctor-Ah looking badly yet, see. You have
evidently not been following my instructions about
taking exercise.
Patrok-YIsi walked half q mile yesterday.
" Good. You remember I told you that you must
always some Obie OIL In view wien YOU walk