The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-03-20
ODDS AND ENDS.

among the negroes OF NOrfolk,
Virginia, there has been organized a
society the euphonious title of
which is "The Union State Grand
Tabernacle of the Imperial Order
Of Galilean Fishermen"
Fencing is the new craze among
young ladies. Well, if they will
occupy the fence occasionally it
will give the gate rest, and the
whole business will wear out
together.-Dansvillc Breeze.
What painful sight it must
have been to see hundreds Of peo-
pie, starving men, breaking into
jewelry stores in London. SO as to
get ornaments for their suffering
families.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
Judge Field says he will never
darken the doors of the White
House. 1t is a pity, for the con-
trast would be agreeable to the
eye; but, never mind, perhaps
some painter can be found who will
do the job.-Boston Transcript.
We haze received for review
new periodical publication entitled
Family Fiction. Having nc leisure
to read it just now, we may deem
it fair to. presume that it is devoted
to the stories husbands tell their
wives on getting home late at night.
The man who thaws himself out
with a Tom and Jerry when the
thermometer is hugging the zero
notch, Brother Beecher says, is a
better citizen than the prohibition
Ist who goes to bed cold and shoves
his wife's feet out of their warm
place.
"Imust have order in this court
room," sternely commanded a
justice of the peace; 81 must and
will have less noise and confusion
here. l have already disposed of
three important eases without
being able to hear one word of the
evidence"
A. London correspondent says :
" You cannot be asked to the /
Queens ball unless you have been
at court the same year" That
settles it. We shall not look for an
invitation this season. Owing 10 a
rush of job work we could no have
anyhow.
A, young lady jumped from
train into the arms of a
young man standing by, He held
her fast t..t the train was out of
the way. They were married soon
after; the young lady liked him
because he knew how to hold on to
a good thing when he had it.
A, little boy and girl had been
cautioned never to take the nest
egg when gathering the eggs. But
one evening the girl reached the
nest first, seized an egg and started {
for the house. Her brother fol-
lowed, crying: Mother mother :
Susy's been and got the egg the, old
hen measures by! ;
"You know that sweet little {
'culptress who has a studio on |
Fifty-seventh- street," said young ,
Prettiboy. IL met her at Mrs. {
Dinchback's last night. She COM t
,letely turned my head" "So?" e
aid the Judge, thoughtfplly; 81
thew she modelled in clay, but l S
lidn't suppose she worked in wood d
It all; However," but young |
'rettiboy, who was no ass if he \
Ioes look nice, had started to walk
round the block to think it over
There is singular application :,
f the rule Of three in the following. ;,
here are but three of the defeated j
for the Presidency liv-
ng, John G. fremont. SAMUEL ]. ;,
'ilden, James G. Blaine but three :
efeated cani,lates for the Vice 6
'residency living, Geo. H-Pendle-
IN, William Henry English John "
: Logan, but three who have h
the Presidential Chair iv-
lg, r. B. Hayes, c. A. Arthur, g
rover Cleveland; but three elected =,
, the vice-P Presidency living, Han !"
ibal Hamlin, Vim. A. Wheeler,
hester A. Arthur. ~
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