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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
TWO SICEIeS
y Lis,Is Di.oaSsion BotTsea HusOAnH
aud Wife GiviuS Hofh Away
g.. F~.egI.-o Cte8sfys.

S.. Fr=cgLss0 CS'ed'Ss'
y Sss rssll7 very sick she 'Sid to me
crsst The 49, a q. the o;heE END OF
/ h4 table snes..-. well you may sheer,
b. sou klov MAS was real doSoTign'
sick. ol- l migar dls SD you Toaldn
n!ud
"Wocl3n', said the husband.
1t EAs e,uslly ambiguous 1t might
ogHu suyIb.gg. You eooid not tel whsEher
b wooid b. Ssd o. sorry, OF II be vas
merely cbidI Z her tor "a 7tng 'uch Thing
"Ebsu ynu ~,rs sick a.to.C l watch over
&C. aGt Gevo'e oil ny iss tc ClsAigg you
e5niorraole aud Rorrytug about your
W-ii, yes; you seemed 10 worry gooc
Zeal Ii sduIr. but
BIZ WkA,2 Wat are you going
p say nov? never met anything so IN
fe..iag aud ;ogrs'r fui - a lnA0.
'N0g looS heFs." be said 20 the guess,
want 10 explain. | don't want to say
enything hsrSs o, uDkind about her. SIZE 8
csea pretty good wife, IS wives 90, you
EloS, ous she j. no,nigg if not artistic
eas has an eye for color. NJ boy, II you
.ever marry, don't msrry 8 woman Who has
Paste ana an eye for color
nOoCt mind hiu,' broke 10 the wife
4 Re taisiUg nonsense
! was 81 ( oace disloeateo nv shout
Per, GGd | coeldDI move. That vas where
pa hsE 2e. | could eat aud driok and do
vsry,e'Ds but get Up or move. No sooner
I'd she get ne fairly doRn on a lounge
saAn she Wheeled tee lounge out into the
q guest place la the hoGse. snd for q week
ae ksP. uying sll sorts ct eoEerlets. and
dies, aea hangings sad blankets on me
4'' 10 see SSst color5 suited my complex
pa se1 toe room best. She wJuldo't lsr
~ Of ny friends see ne unless | was
oTe'ed Up IN pink silk or b ~ ssio or
a0'oi5eEed bazo,k. or some orher IN
&. ?, 1oaos uuinlslig,bly nauad STUFF
AAA's an aV u, fssan vie lsd ssoIyl'
NV a7 sem, yyu kcoR Il q, isn't. lou
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
From DALLAS.

You have not put down where yon
came from" remarked an Austin hotel
clerk to 8 newly arrived stranger. who had
registered himself and vile.
"Thsts so, ADD don't propose TO put
down where we came from replied tho
stranger, who was on his bridal tour.
What's the reason you don't register
the MANS OF the place you live at2' asked
the clerk.
Because if put down that We aye from
Dallas, everybody will think we are not
married"
TIE clerk smiled iucrsdalously and
dropped the subject.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
A COUNTY, COUSIN,

Loal0g 2gaeh.
She's bouay and bsEitahing IN hS seaiskiR.
Her rret'T gloves IL tight IS auy selsSi=,
And rSees b:een--ECt fcuGe-cPon her sen Skin.
He! winsQne, vEtohet eJe,, iaeV ar the svsetsS3.
Her bottiness and be- ankles ere the nez:eIt,
Her toilet you'll consider tue eonplstest.
She's pretty, piquant, pouting and eapricious
20 dainty, dimplei, daring and delicious
ehe's joyful and she's tauBiy and jGai5!OGs.
shs loves to hezr he les. ti.:!e-.-t.l5-
On u.s5rlj els. Llls L.; CIIroine sod E2tEit
. nd p!ctur.s, PseEj and posts viii she PFsiiis'
d. bright ''MiEado' music SITS h., hzmming-
Ard hoa she like toe Temple katile-druIn ming,
With those who love 10 go chryslnthemumning!
She dearly l9Tes piestsnt lu3eh ehzz Fe.Ee!,
And much prefers dry PoDl1erT 10 sherry;
She's gone On Nh. Irving and Miss Terry!
Shes bright each moFn-aS iresk n any daisy
And EEea ri seeing sights N LezTiy crzzy
She Esys I'm ''incOrrlgib!y lazy"
But one day from Euston shs bes started,
Those eyefids dropped wee bit Sken we parted J
eSri.ialy Zee! dismal and down hearted.
That merry xhi.lipg tina al last Is ended
/ And IS FOR hssro: Foeh! PSoh! I'm teslips sFstn
Least ssis.n tbs prsves hints. "b sOs.s'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
An Old Citizen Speaks.

Mr.. J. N. Norris az old resident OF
Rome, Ga. ssys. that he had been badly
troubled with Kidney Complaint for q
great many years and with EcEema for
three years; at times could scarcely wax
snd had ,ried many remedies without
benefit, until be began taking Electric Bit
rers and amounting his hands and feet with
Bucklen's Arnics Sslve. This treatment
afforded him great relief and be strong
recommends Electric Bitters to those who
suffer with Kidney Complaints, or need a
bloodPuri6er. Sold by Logan 4 Go.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
Had Never Killed His Man.

DrG4sS IrdtSisTJ hGgd-H<'
Did you ever challenge anybody
asked GoEthern lady Of a Kentucky
colonel.
mo, no sr replied the colonel; "but
| have received great many challenges.
Isn't fighting duel dreadful expert.
enceP' abe asked.
~ den. know, ma'sm; never fought
one.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
shakspeare'S Ignorance.

bbTUEllN %-1V0SF
Shakespeare didn't know everything, after
al. He said, bat love i2 blind, aud lovers
eannos see." Can't eh2 Two young, in
experienced lovers can get along Sunday
uiTss gith less gas and less room to move
around in thaE the oldest man with the
biggest spscsacles in America.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
Wanted TO Work.

She--Wilism, when are Ne going 10 be
married2
He-.-Not until your father takes ME into
business, Sarah. Don't want 10 take you
from your home until | can support you by
good, homes. toll.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
cQRALiNE.

goHALiNe'
SomerriEe Jotd HGt.
&
she hss dainty. sheil-like eaE,
~ Corsline.
Snail delietaely -veinsc cud me,
Soft. loyinS locks sr1ord Il twtne,
I'm sure IL all the world It's peer
ssvsg was seen.
IL;
And then rosebud o; mouth
Has CoTsiine,
White little teeth and poUttnS lips
A Jingle 10 my finger tips
Sbs sends, thi. beauty OF the so1th,
My fond hearts QusenI
But ibis, ais, ! nEst confess
OF Coraline
An thai she hears with shell-tke NJ,
With ro-shId lips she tells, teaf.
and 20 I've cot 20 many Hen
e1its tntsrssssaI
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
he Had to settle Her Losses,

ii fsir aafcllg sick the other night at 3
cam. Of uok.r. said Wall street broker.
Wa, caused il?' asked irisGd y 9,
well yuere were six Of US playing aud
nv wife was one ct the party, came OUT
|kSa-san rod .Ss lost 3 D That 3 all.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
The New Measurement.

s.a FraaeiSe5 Var.
How far is it to the City Hall? asked
a Stranger Of dude o. Market street the
otis: dr.. -,
"Aw-.esiiy, csgp't say exactly" said
the lu.lu, thoughtfully, "sGt I'm quire suEs
it ,su't more than two cigarettes and .
half"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
And Some Court Plaster.

FcE EiTsr AdsGHas.
Inc eternal s;ress of this is lest dis
PLAYED when q EomSu's s. purse contains
"a It's chief treasure few cents, Q second
hand postage stamp, two car tickets, . re-
cice for chilblsins and sample Of dress
buttons
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

a gRIyAL AND DEPARTURE or TRAIEs--
- EXPLANATION OF RRYRREgCn MARES,
:DNi1 tSunday excepted. thondsy excepted
hesliIH Nrne:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07

b., z. u O. Railroad.
Leave PeIlaire st s:3S e. q. for Woodsseld md
Sumuerneto.
Lave BeIlsire st 40 p. u. for sanr,erfeb and
ZGa@yille.
Arrive q Rsllatr,. lo:1C q N. arr SIS D u.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
YbteIins Resister
BILL RYE
rormulatss His Ideas on Grsma-
ton.

4 Somewhat Gloomy But LIneIy Topic
Not FHPpanty But HumerOusly Dis
cgsssd Cremation Must be Cheap
sr to be Popular, or Else Poor
PsOpIs Must Manage
Never 10 Die,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07


Brains ere always in demand, especially
anopg editors. They love to pound them
around with a club. Then send the man
gled remains home in a shoe box. If the
editor is docile and gives you place on
his staff instead of on his club, you can
get ready for work. Yea must not expect
10 .oli in luxury aud elegance and sleep on
a bed OF roses Health journals condemn
this practice. Rolling in luxury enervstes
you aud disarrsnges your clothing, while
sleeping on roses is conducive to rheuma-
tisu, Oh account Of the dampness in them
When we were in tie business We generally
slept on the table or the coal box. We
slept on the composing stone one night,
and would not recommend this, as We got q
terrible cold in the head in consequence
Concerning diet we would suggest that it
be mild and staple Avoid gorging your.
self with rich and high seasoned TODD. 1t
makes the brain sluggish and places you
On easy victim to that dreadful affection
so prevalent among newspaper men-the
CONT. I would cheertutiy recommend the
Diet known as free lunch. It is not in good
taste to eat sll the luCch set forth, but
about half will DO sufficient OF one place,
tbs strike another saloon. This makes
your bill of fare more extensive aud giyas
you larger variety to select from. Fish
is recommended as brain! food on account Of
phosphorus contained. We used dried
herring with success, and would recon-
mend them when your brain needs feeding.
Whs. they lack in phosphorus they make
up in strength and they are not expen'
sive.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07

At one time ne owned very elderly
pair Of pants perfumed in aR uumeu'
tionable locality. A blizzard csue on us
while 10 this predicament, felt ;ha iu-
tensitv OF that blizzard every time | steP-
ped out There appeard to be a draft
somewhere. | contracted rheumatism
The contract was forced upon ne. did
not solicit it. could not afford the luXury
Of doctor to feel my pulse. The horse
editor who was somewhat Of veterinary
surgeon was absent. so | concluded TO
treat myself. remembered that we had
some patent medicine on hand which we
had received for advertising, | could find no
rheumatic remedy; nothing but liver regu
lator. The e6lto. had snapped off the
rheumatic cure to druggist for spirits
frumenti This was painful dilemma,
but my rheum atism was getting worse and
| could not delay. | commenced treating
, myself with Liver Regulator. After taking
Eve bQttles began 10 improve. l. seemed
though that the ehssm that stood between
me and health was the hole in my psnts
The draft would bring on my rheumatism
again aud destroy all the benefits Of the
Liver Regulator. When trouble seems
darkest then Hopes stsr is downing. So
it was With ne. Christmas morning the
editor presented each of US With nice liver
pad with q red edge around it. He had
received them in exchange TOR advertising
| half soled my pants with mice and |
could then step out in the cold cir and look
the world in the face like man. The two
together, the Liver Regulator and pad
completely cured my rheumatism. jest
mention the foregoing epoch in ny life
no: that ! feel proud Of my talent in the
affair, bet thinking it Lay be useful &
ctnsrs; snd slso IS sfght testimonial o.
my affection for the liver pad.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
NEWSPAPER FAME.
rrisndly Advice to Budding GsnloSes
who Hankerf for Newspaper Fame
For tAs Sunday Re1tsssT.

who Hanker for Newspaper fams'
For ms Sunday Re9fSssr.
Three years ago severed all connec'
ton with the newspapers. did not
wish to become cold stony-hearted espl'
tsl,,.. Therefore 1 drew my sslaFy and
walked home,-thirty-eight long drearH
miles. ]. was an eccentrisity which my
financial condition naturally led me into
Walking is an idiosyrcrasy OF literary men,
Bsysrd Taylor once had it in q violent
form and walked all over Earope. We re-
tired from newspaper work just in time to
prevent our system filing cOnsumpnvss
grave. This would have filled q long feit
public want, but We were not engaged IN
filing long felt wants at that time.
Since have retired numbers OF my
friends who stpire to the laurel wreath and
exorbitsnt salary OF newspaper fame. ask
me 10 give them few points concerning
reporters duties and life. 10 reheVe our
self from much Aattery aud advising we
take the public method CT informing our
friends who aspirs Tor the aforesaid wealth
We don't do this to expose the mysteries
of a reporters lite, but from humsne prln'
chile. | have friends who have we'll deVel-
oped appsItes and desire TO look well,
Woo mig through i'll advice 60 INTO jour.
nalism, and hunger aud die ard be laid out
in q pair of dollar pants snd FIVE cent
socks.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07

Concerning dress, We would ssy that
you are not expected to look as neat and
ilAshy as barber or preacher, yet you
should presen: j.unty and geateel ap'
pearance. You should be careful to select
clothes that will suit for both summer and
winter. Besure and get frOck coats Nearly
all reporters weaS them. The cause is not
visible, but when they take of their coat
the reason at onca becomes apparent.
Hose aad underclothine are unnecessary,
they are but the Signs of vanity. Csilaloid
collars are best, or those that can be turned
without washing. In your new duties you
will be forced TO put up with little incou.
venieuces at times. We had 10 do it, yet
we conquered. We came near giving up
in despair. but we did not--we gave up in
juno.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07

To hold up journalism in the proper
manner requires that you have more endu'
rance ard gall than n army mule. II you
are ia q rural district you must not fell to
state that Smiths son Tommy has the
messels, aud that Brown is going 10 build
q Few fence in the spri0g, in tact state
everyI occurrence of national Importance.
The public love 10 read such things. Never
neglect 10 mention the weather, it ia OF vi
tai importance TO every one. Without
weather we would eli piGe away end die. 1t
you have no weather predict come. Bs
carefai.to write on one side Of the paper only.
Writing on both sides of the page denoes
abnormal genius, and oil abnormal genius
reposes in the waste basket Write plainly,
as few compost ore understand hieroglyph-
les at the present day, and besides 1t has
other bad resulrs. We knew OF an ooscure
young man who wrotes so i!!eg'ble that IN
tine he was made President OF National
Bank. He is now inCanads. Follow this
advice and you will be wooed from your re-
tirement by come great Journal.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-07
Depan. AInvs.
n u n y. R-EisT, -

Express Chicago and Coll e.. Q IS m IS o ID
EKpraks Chicago and Col e. rs me 50 N
Express Chicago and Coll 80 SO p n' 20 u
lanesyiue Accom- ...-.-......... 20 ? 4 10 sS n
Zannzyie Accom-
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27
Mortgage Sale.

WHEREAS, DEFAULT HAS BEEN MADE IN
the payment of the interest on the money Sc
cured by mortgage dated the first day OF De-
cember A. ID. 1883, executed by John A, Orr an
unmarried male person of the County Of Day
and Territory OF Dakota, to william GrieTson
and which mortgage was recorded in the office
Of the Register OF Deeds OF the County OF pay,
Territory of Dakota, in Book Of Mortgages, on
page 34l, on the 18th day of January 1851, at
3:45 O'Clock p. NJ, and
WHEREAS, no action or proceedings at law
or otherwise have been instituted TO recover the
debt secured by said mortgage, or any part
thereof.
WHEREAS, il was stipulated in said mortgage
that it default would be made In the payment
OF any portion OF the principal or interest
promptly at the time the same should become
due, or If default be made in the payment OF
the taxes assessed or to be assessed on said
premises, before the same shall become delin.
quent, then the whole sum, both principal and
interest, at once lecome due: and
WHEREAS, the whole amount OF principal
and interest has become due by reason OF such
default; and
WHEREAS, the amount claimed to be due up
on said mortgage, at the date Of this notice, is
the sum of six Hundred Twenty-Five Dollars
and Seventy five Cents, (s622, 55) towit; $780, 90
principal, and Sl22, IS interest; ana One hundred
dollars attorneys fees stipulated IN the said
mortgage.
NOW. THEREFORE, notice Is hereby given
that by virtue of the power Of sale contained in
said mortgage, and duly recorded as aforesaid,
and in pursuance of the statutes in such case
made ana provided, the SAID mortgage Will De
foreclosed by sale OF the mortgaged premises
therein described, at public auction to the
Sheriff Of Day County, Dakota, TO the highest
bidder ior cash at the front door of the court
house in the town OF Webster and county of
Day and Territory Of Dakota, on the seven.
teenth day of July 1856, at 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of that day. The mortgaged premises
are situated in the County of Day, in the Ter
ritory of Dakota, and are described as follows,
to-wit: The south-weet quarter (sw11) of section
number nineteen Q9) in township number one
hundred and twenty four (l2i) north of range
number fifty-eight (5S) west OF the fifth pTinCi-
pal meridian, containing one hundred and forty
six ss-I0o Q46 4s-lOO) acres OF land according TO
government survey be the same more or less.
Dated at Aberdeen d. T., this 18th day Of May,
A. d. 1886.
WILLIAM GRIERsON. Mortgage.
NJ ]. GORDON, Attorney for Mortgage, Aber-
deem, d. T. tM-27-S7l
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27
MORTGAGE Sale.

xvrfEpEAs DEFkTfTT HAS RFFN MADE IN
4. " ..s.,..,,t ~ ne nripcinsi sur and enterest
sne ~ a. sac,srad nv = ,ortaga listed tbe
on shS ~ neee,nher +, Isss eSec,,sed NV
IISs - ~, ,,,,ns,-iad ,ns1e ,arsor ~ thc
ScIia - =, Ies, a., Tar;s- 20 naiots ~ q. r
Souh.s tio n,r-,,saa - ~ 5000 IN ave
sss' ~ Resistar ~ naeds ~ lie County ~
Ysheo , ~ "a $780, a., tr, . -, Nsors,,ayaS
Ds{, ~ ~, He.. ~ oo ~ ~ SIS
on fase 10 ~ 'nu ,''n u1s u 'aNu"i' A''' -
~ % glge = !, a. :, ~, a'E.. ,. n,
NhEnEAo, no hetVn y! ~ ~ ~ a. a~~ ~, ~
othefMlse nafs Deen :" 49,
deot secured py sAio norRAse VI any pm
la1I ySI,,.. =, .,,l..o, a., o;a ,,or,,ase
WHEkEAS II was stipuia.ea IN sa, "a or1gssg
mat ~ ~ ~, sot,aI - ~ i,,terast
OF any, portion o. tns pilnclpal 9l i ,
promptly y. ,ne .se wv sane a,,. ~
due, or II aeanit DC meae IN lhe nas y. ~
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27

The Canadians think nothing of pick
iEg up an American fishing schooner
whenever they can lay their hands on
one. Mr.. Dayard's attention is in the
meantime strained toward Madagascar,
where similar outrage recently occurred
II is to be hoped that afer he gets Mad
ai,ascar sufficiently terrorized he will
give Canada also to understand that the
United States has some rights on the
high seas.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27
MORTGAGE SALE.

DEFAULT HAS BEEN MADE NTHE CON
iitions OF certain mortgage executed and de-
lfyered by Hiram w. Boyd and Emma Z. BOYD
as 1Dortgagors. dated the fifth day ofOetober
A. d. 1886 and conveying and mortgaglng unto
Albert Barse as mortgagce the lowing lana
situated in the county OF Day ana ierrliory o.
DAKOTA and described as follows to-wit: Ihe
Northwest quarter OF the Northwest guaItsf q,
and Northwest quarter OF the southwest
quarter of section No. twenty-seYen (-D al ~
township No. one hundred and twenty-one tl2ll
north of range no. httysiX Cow containing one
hundred and sixty 600 acres, 20 secure the pay
ment of the sum of two hundred dollars ana
interest at the rate OF ten per cent. per annuI
thereon, payable annually, ana when sai 10
mortgage was OF the day OF October A. u.
1888 duly recorded in the Office for the registry
Of deeds OF said Day county in book ~ OF
mortgages on page 50, and was on the lith day
of May A. ID. 1854, duly assigned by said Albert
Barse 10 Mrs. W. +. Hash by an instrument In
writing duly executed and recorded in the
office of the Register of Deeds OF said county on
the eth day OF May A. ID. 1881 in book ID or
mage ss, And whereas default has been made
IN the payment Of the interest on said mortgage
debt at the time when the same BECOME due ahc
there is due thereon at the date OF this notet
the sum of tifty-thIee and ten ope-hundreth
s53 10Y dellars accrued, and unpaid interest anc
there is 70 become due thereon the sum OF two
hundred dollars as principal, and no action o.
procetding az law or otherwise has been lnstl
tuted 10 recover said debt or any part thereof
Now therefore notice is hereby given that b,
virtue of the power of sale in said mortgage con
tanned and Herewith recorded and OF the cod'
in such case made and provided, the satt
mortgage will be foreclosed by sale of the sait
! mortgaged premises, by the Sheriff of sale
county at the front door OF the Court House a
Webster IN said county, on Saturday the 26tl
day of June A. ID. 1856, at 10 O'Clock IN th
forenoon of said day, TO satisfy the said inert
gage debt with interest, and all costs an
charges of this foreclosure including $1,000 a
Attorneys fees as therein stipulated.
Dated May 9TH A. ID. 1855.
w. F. HASH,
Assignee of Mortgage.
JosEPHUs ALLEY,
Attorney for Assignee.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27

The iSw-abiding Germans of Chicago
express the profoundest indignation at
the disgrace that has been brought upon
their nationality by Spies. Schsab, Fisch-
er and other anarchist miscreants Of
German birth. They can't feel any
worse toward those German migrants than
do the citizens of American nationality
toward the cowardly Parsons, their co.
conspirator Of American birth, who can
have no possible excuse for his wicked
ness, except that Of pure cussedness."
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27
Friars Point M,ss., Gazette Advice.

About twenty-five years ago, the South
went on strike under Grand Master
Days. Then Uncle san struck and the
Southern strike after years of suffering
was ended. 1t is not pleasant for us to
refer to that great strike, for we took
part in it and lost father and brother
and fortune by it. We only refer TO it
now to warn the fellows all over the
Union who 60 on strikes not to collide
with Uncle Sam They may take a
brush with Governors now and then and
not get hurt very badly, but if Uncle
Sam ever gets after them in earnest, they
viii wish they had never gone on q
strike against him.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27


Mr.. George William Curtis, speaking
as civil service reformer, frankly de-
claies that in his judgment, "the course
Of the President, however courageous
and sincere. must be a compromise be-
tween his patty on the one hand and the
interest Of reform on the other, and the
inevitable result of such course will be
disaster As this merely implies that
the democratic party can not be coaxed
or compelled TO adopt reform policy of
any kind, it seems strange, to say the
least, that man of Sir. Curtis intell;-
gence and experience should have been
wiling to help such party into power
on any account. The grim fact which he
states as If it were a new discovery was
really just as well known in 1854 as it is
in 1886, and yet be and his feIIow-re-
formers ignored it asked the country to
belssYe thst the only hope of virtue was
IN jnss such compromise as he now
sorrowfally tells us can end only in
disaster.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-05-27

The coal oil legislature Of Ohio so
gerrymandered the state as to give the
democrats fourteen out of the twenty
one congressman. In the uprising OF the
people in 1884 when the republicans
carried the state by $4,000, they only
elected ten congressman. The present
legislature has placed the districts in the
same shape as before the gerry nander,
and now all the epithets in the catalogue
are being exhausted to condemn the
''outroge." For pure and unadultersted
gall comaend us TO a democratic poll
itician.