St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-27

the clean street crossings Wlln Tue SILL VI q |
connoisseur. He invested in a patent
leather shine Thursday and he says he
doesn't believe in embalming good thing |
anyhow.
Charley Mills studies up new combina-
tions with the aid of a good cigar-his con-
slant companion.
Paymaster Collman of the Duluth road Is
very popular with the fair sex, but he
shouldn't prevaricate.
When Coroner Quinn receives call he
pulls his SLOUGH hat over his ears and jumps
into his buggy, then he is lost to sight in a
jiffy. He has the fastest little flyer in the
city.
Ned Evans says he has quit the gang.
Ned's like the bed bug, he hath no wings
but he gets there just the same, and Frank
viii vouch for the truth Of it.
The numerous friends Of Col. Hennessey,
the contractor, will be glad to learn that he
is recovering from his painful sickness, or
rather he is on his pins again.
Il. \. Lanpher says he had a bushel OF
pleasure with the boys i'll New York on the
occasion of his recent visit. This is sub
rosa.
The friends Of VIII Evans ascribe his
retirement from the public gaze TO his close
application 10 his new book, The Vicissi-
tudeS of Life.
Jack Hemlin's melodious baritone is caus-
ing much surprise and pleasure to his
friends on the y. P's,
George EckleS is congratulating himself
over the excitement his new ice box has
created.
Fred Wulf is one Of the few men who
can embrace prosperity and still keep their
balance. he is the same old Fred. despite
his having drawn a big plum from the
louisiana lottery.
Ed Hoppler, the Seventh street pill COM
FOUNDER has acquired quite reputation as
an orator. Ed is a good one, but the other
boys say he won't give them a show.
Charley Van Auken says that 50 per
week goes. Charley will seize the pen all
right.
Tom Reed-''My months salary is all
gone and three silk hats to yet pay for. not
TO mention the other Incidents"
The strikers that srIke in the spring, ira lie,
Give promise of merry boycott,
As the hustle rustic nd sing, trala,
OF men that they're going TO swing ira Ia
To a tree in some fellows back lot.
And that's what they mean when they ask for
more pay.
TITS better to grant it-they're coming to
stay.
Ira In Ia Ia.
Tom Prendergast, the accomplished city
clerk, appeared on the streets yesterday
rugged out in his old gold overcoat. Some
small boy yelled 'chestnuts.' but Tom ruff
fed not.
Col. p. Keigher says the P. P. has men,
toned his name for every Office in the gift
Of the people. He says he must draw the
the line at school inspector.
Henry Athey, the genial school Inspector
from the Fourth. says he is again in the
hands of his friends, and they can do with
him tbau plancA 10 ic fnalinn frifa
tired since completing the big painting con-
tract. but hopes TO be able to do some tall
rustling by May next.
Some one writes from Minneapolis IN
Quiring what kind of Pills-bury the Repub-
lican candidate for mayor is? Ask Doc
Ames. He has a pill called Rough ON
Pa" which he thinks will answer the pur-
pose '.......-
j. G. Donnelly, who has been hibeInat-
ing in sunny Southern climes, is on his
way hOmeward and will be on deck next
week TO ply the chemical wash and put on
the .. q. Tops. d
a certain army officer of high rank, but
now or the retired list, has been doing the
Grand opera house in great shape during
his stay here. a rumor Of tender requited
affection and youthful bride in the near
future is going the rounds. Get there!
Col. Pat Kavanagh says he is not ham
ding Pan-Electric stock. He hopes to be
able to furnish good electric light at pres
ent gas prices. Pat knows.
l was riding in St. Anthony hill car the
other evening; nearing Summit avenue a
lady entered the crowded car. For a mo-
ment no one arose to proffer a seat FL
nally horny-handed son of toll got I'D and
roughly bowling the lady to his seat, said:
u was just waiting to see il there was an
of nt. ONT in, ha
self" The dudes ranged around lapsed
into condition Of ''inocuous aesuetude.n
1t is needless to say | was standing an.
George Snyder, the patriarchal and witty
dispenser of Snyder's ''teazer," saws he
can't account for the tastes of those people
who insist on drinking medical lake, Apolli-
narls and other mineral waters. He saws
people should drink the water of their own
city or leave the town.
Charley McCarthy's rotund form is ran
idly poisoning into obesity. Charley saws
it is due entirely to the use of good cold
water. Ratsl
c. Il. Williams, late general agent for
for the j. NJ. Brunswick d Bake companv
at Milwaukee has been transferred to this
vicinity with enlarged powers. Mr.. Will
Jams is an experienced billiard man, and is
the only gentleman in the employ of this
firm whom they would think of electing as
a successor to Mr.. a. j. Bells, who re-
signed some mouths ago.
Mr.. L. Donnelly states that Duluth is the
greatest place for specializing in wheat he
has ever seen and that the people are so
crazy that the men talk options who haven't
got the wherewitb to buy square meal.
Aid. Cummings has set off his portly and
good-looking form with handsome silk
tile. He says it is the same one he won on
Jimmy O'Briens election.
Capt. Castle and J. j. MacCardy are the
kind of cronies that sticketh closer than a
brother 1t is suspected that mutual real
estate Interests, partially at least, accounts
for their fealty.
Charley Marvin developes his muscular
tissue by rolling cigarets. Pretty soon.
when the ice leaves the river, he will nut
himself in training for the Fourth of July
regatta, and. by the by, Charlie is one of
the best oarSmen in the city.
One bright day this week Bas Arm
strong, clerk at police headquarters, thought
to WOO gentle spring from her lair by she'd
ding his ulster and donning natty tourists
jacket. But the coy damsel shook her
sunny curls and skipped back again. and
the next day it was as cold as blazes
Eddie BaZille has returned from WASH
ington. He called on bis old classmate
President Cleveland, and gave the latter
few friendly tips on how to run the ma
chine, We know.
Strange, strange" unused Supt. Brun-
son Of the Union depot, ''how many men
go fishing these muddy DAYS, and vet
they don't seem to carry any bait with
them, unless indeed, it is Concealed in those
long packages labelled ''hard taclSn and