The Portland daily press., 1886-10-30

81 don't see any use in church choirs. do youo,
said one travelling man to another:
are very useful"
SIN what way?"
'sWhy, to wake up the congregation when tho
minister gets through preaching.a ''-0
Give Eiy's Cream Balm a trial. This
justly celebrated remedy for the clire of catarrn
hay fever cold in the head, Sc. can be Obtained
OF any reputable druggist and NAV be relied unon
as saie and pleasant remedy for the above COM
piaihts ana VIII give immediate relief x is not a
hqulo, snuif or powder, has no offensive odor and
can pe USED at any time with good results, as
thousands can testify, among them some of the
attaches of this ofice.-Spirit ofthe Times, May
20, 1886.
The other day gentleman took his little daugh-
Ter, years old into the government building in
st. Paul. The child gazed upon the long haired
sons OF the Forest who were there attending
court, with great interest. Finally she eX-
Papa, l shouldn't think the policeman would
allow those Indian women to wear pants"
Don't give up. Vegetine cures when other
remedies fail. 1t is the best of all blood puri-
hers:
81 have, supreme contempt for that fellow
Johnson"
"Why sop
Because he played me contemplate trick. 1
took him petition the other day and
:. And he refused TO sign IT, eh?"
Oh, no; but he insisted upon reading it before
he put his name down."
Lydia E. Pinhhams Vegetable Compound re-
wives the dropping spirits inyigorates. and harmo-
nizes the organic functions.
Yes said Mr.. II. to the minister, Il am proud
Of Of that dog Why, he knows the different days of
just then the dog began to run to gun which
stood IN the corner, then back to his master, and
',He's made a mistake this time pa" said young
Bobby; 'he thinks it's Sunday"
Last years fashions are out of date but last
years friends are still our own. This is why Lyd
ia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound never loses
favor
IT seems so good, don't you know" said a
simple minded dude to simple minded country
maid ITO be up here in the rural regions where
you can get fresh milk and fresh vegetables and
fresh eggs, and fresh everything don't you know
L.s Ls SO dooced hard to find anything fresh in the
city, you see. Fact. it's almost impossible"
"Is it?p said the simple minded country maid,
Really LIN surprised to hear it, l shouldn't
tnlnk It would be where you liye."
The best remedy for neuralgia, chronic rheuma.
tislH ana SOuI, is SdFdllOn vi.
"If had to walk ten miles for it, would not be
without DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup in my family"
is what.we heard lady say few days SINCE
"What in thunder is that child crying for?"
asked Fogg.
Il don't know. I've given him everything |
can think of, and still he doesn't stop,' replied
his wife.
THAT proves Of course, that he wants some-
thing else"
"Bpt can't find anything else to give him.
wen, lend MN something, then, can't you?"
Pain from indigestion, dyspepsia and too hearty
eating is relieved at once by taking one of Car
ter's Little Liver Pills Immediately after dinner.
Don't forget this.
Algernon-I should like vewy much to go for a
have TO pwactice.
Adolphus-Gwacious! You are not studying
are you?
Agernon-No, deah boy; but l pwactce an |
hour day twying TO learn to keep my eye-glass |
In my eye.
Women with pale, colorless faces who feel weak |
and discouraged, will receive both mental and |
bodily yigor by using Carter's Iron Pills, which |
are made for the blood, nerves and complexion
The Rev. DIR. Gordon, the eminent Baptist min |
ister OF Bosom, was one day recently walking |
through Quincy Market, where he is an infre- |
quent visitor, and was unrecognized. Noticing |
some attractive looking fishes at STALL he asked
what they were.
.'We call EN- Baptists," said the marketman. |
minister
Because they generally go to the bad very soon
n 40 xva