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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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Dated, Rosebarg, Oregon,
April 18th, 1886.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
NIPPED IN THE BUD.

The United States authorities acted
very promptly in dealing with the
steamer City of Mexico, which re-
Gently left New York on filibuster-
ing expedition to Honduras. The Ga
lena was watching for her, and when
she was sighted took charge of her
forthwith. The Consul General of
Honduras in New York expresses
great satisfaction at the course pursued
BY the Government. He thinks that
the United States authorities were we'll
informed as to the purpose of fitting
out the City of Mexico and acted very
promptly.
II is thought that on board the fill
clustering steamer. in addition to her
crew and cargo, were the men and arms
which, as part of the demonstration
against Honduras, had been landed on
Turks Island. If this is fact, the
Gal ma has killed two birds with one
stone, and the Government has very eff
fectually put down an expedition which
sailed from United States port with
hostile intent towards friendly power
Secretary Whitney has, in the
Panama affair ana in dealing with
this expedition, shown himself to
be an excellent head of the Navy
Department. If he only had a navy,
there is no telling what he might do.
ONE OF OUR contemporaries alluding
TO another remarks personally of It's
editor: "IIe has robbed campaign com
nittees, cheated people associated in
business with him, deceived and black
mailed capitalists into making loans,
and embraced every opportunity to in
wade the public treasury; is still throw
ing himself Historically to the front as
q reformer and champion OF honesty.
He Is common rascal, and can not
wear the robes Of honesty with the
grace OF man who owns them" The
reader viii probably infer at once that
the editors In question are located in
Roaring Rancho, or Panhandle Gulch,
or Cowboy Canon. Journalistic amen
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

IN AN address in Boston last night
Mayor Grace of New York made an
interesting statement The subject of
his address was "The Irish in Amer.
ica, and the speaker gave reason
why lrishmen are with comparatively
few exceptions Democrats. 1t was be.
cause of the fact that after Jcfrcrson's
Inauguration the obnoxious alien laws
were repealed and the policy of the
country so changed that it made
foreigners, and particularly the Irish,
allies of the Democratic party. Upon
many other immigrants from abroad,
however, because of their more remote
relationship to 1t, this episode of
American history seems to have been
lost and 50 far as the Chinese are con
ccrned the Americans themselves are
fast forgetting It.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

tiles like these have taste of the wild,
untutorcd frontier. They certainly do
not SAVIOR of a sublimated Tstheticism.
But how mistaken people sometimes
are. The fervid compliment above
quoted is addressed by our esteemed
contemporary, the Cincinnati EaqHirer,
TO no less a distinguished parsonage
than Murat llalstead of tho Cincinnati
Commercial. Gdgette; ! and If IIalstcad
doesn't get back on the enquirer with
an equally sulphuric rcjoindcr it will
only be because his stock of birthstone
has run out.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
TOPICS OF THE DAY.

According to n New York Times
correspondent Washington society is
torn at the moment with discussions of
the after midnight feature of Mrs.
Whitncy's receptions. Last week 1t is
told that her young guests surprised
her by asking TO remove the ballroom
rugs and have n little dancing music
from the orchestra. The party that
closed by the cards at midnight was
thus protracted three hours longer,
and many good people were deeply in
dignant at such unwarranted liberties
being taken in Mrs. Whitney's house,
them out bodily and give notice that
they would not be expected on other
Thursday nights. Another equally in
dignant party wage war on the claim
that after the guests arrive certain ones
are urged to remain for little dance
after midnight and others are expected
to depart. In consequence there was q
certain restraint on the assemblage this
week, and all remained to see what
would be done after the witching hour.
1t was nearly o'clock when the rugs
came up and the dancing began, and
some left because they were not spe-
cially urged to stay, and some stayed
because they were not specially urged
to go.
~.
An army officer who was on intimate
terms, both officially and socially, with
Hancock during the last ten years of
his life, says that tits doubtful whether
the generals effects would bring $780,
900 If sold at auction. General Han
cock and his estimable wife," said this
officer to n Chicago MaH correspond,
ent, ''werc among the most charitable
people in the United States, and his
salary was almost entirely devoted to
the furthcring of his charitable ideas.
do not suppose 1t cost him $4,000 u
year for the expenses of his wife and
himself, for they were plain people.
The balance of his pay was spent upon
his old comrades in arms who were
less fortunate than he, and the result is
that unless something is done for Mrs.
Hancock she will be in very poor
Hnanclnl COnulllon.
~
A Washington special to the New
York Herald says that Senator Hawlcy
being asked by one of his fellow. Sena-
tors from Massachusetts why 1t was
that the Sunday editions of the Spring
field Republican appeared without the
word Sunday" on the front page re.
piled that he was reminded of a story.
A mother of pious family in Hartford
looked out of the carefully curtained
front window one morning and saw
her son and heir, aged II, playing
marbles with wicked ncighbor boy.
She hurried TO the door and exclaimed,
in righteous Indignation; "What do
you mean, Samuel, by playing marbles
out on the pavement? Don't you know
that il is the Sabbath2 I'm ashamed Of
you! Come into the back yard If you
must play" This story is worthy of
Joey Bagstock, because the moral lies
"in the application on it.
~
George NJ. Pullman, the inventor of
the palace car, was in Washington the
other day, says Macfarlanl in the Phil
adelphia Record, and that reminded
Public Printer Rounds of the first time
Pullman spoke of his invention. 1t
was in the spring of 1861 when Mr..
Rounds and others were out In the
Pixies Peak region contemplating the
establishment of newspaper. They
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
NOTES AND GOSSIP.


Mr.. A. 5. ABELL of the Baltimore Sun is
at Jacksonville, Fla.
The Hon. +. b. WAsnBURNE is said to
be writing narrative Of life in Paris under
the commune In ISL.
DIR. HAMILTON, one of the Garfield ply
sicians, is building summer house at
Brenton's Reef, Newport.
The BURIAL services of John b. Cough
will take place on Wednesday at his late
residence in Worcester, Mass.
Mr.. McLANE's dinner parties at the Le-
CATION In Paris are described as those of
"the fine old Baltimore epicure that he is."
The receiving tomb of the late MIR. Van
derbilt, at New Dorp, Staten Island, is un-
der the constant surveillance of Detective
PinkertOn.
IT TOOK a solid column of agate In the
Liverpool Post to enumerate the several
hundred wedding presents sent to Miss
Mary Gladstone.
"LAKME" is to be produced by the
American Opera Company March for the
benefit of the Society for the Relief of the
Destitute Blind Of New York.
HoN. JAMES GRANT of Davenport, Iowa,
president OF the National Trotting Congress,
has no children Of his own, but has adopted
and brought up twenty-five nephews and
nieces.
&c. STEVENS OF Attlca, N. Y, is one of
the largest importers of Holstein cattle in
this country. He had $50 head in his herd
last year. Mr.. Stevens is son Of the New
York eX-Congressman OF that name.
COLONEL LEWIS NEALE WHITTLE, a
prominent member of the Georgia bar, died
at Macon on Wednesday last. lie was a
native Of Norfolk, Va, and brother of
Bishop Whittle of that Episcopal diocese.
An ART STUDENTS LEAGUE, similar to
the institutions Of the same character in
New York and Washington, has been Or
ganized at Philadelphia, with ii. g. Cres-
son as president, and Professor Thomas
Eahins, instructor.
PHILLIP BRIGHT, son of John Bright. the
English statesman, after six months stay
this country, has sailed for home Mr..
Bright while here became particularly
enamored with Hartford aud considered II
the most delightful city in the United
States.
SHERIFF GRANT of New York on Satur-
day received letter from Mrs. John Kelly,
who said that there was no truth in the SEN
sational stories which have been published
that Mr. Kelly Is In critical condition. On
the contrary, there is an improvement In
his health.
Written in an Autograph Album.
10 MY FRIEND:
Wreathe thy garlands. fairest one,
Ere the beams OF day are gone,
soon Will close each fragrant flower
Blooming In the gardens hover.
While the midnight dews are shed
O'er each sleeping lowret's head.
Wreathe thy garlands, fairest one,
Soon will summers reign be gone,
Tempests come with chilling breath
Sweeping DER the barren heath.
And stern winters fearless band
Stalk In ferceness DER the land
Wreathe thy garlands, fairest one
Soon will set llfe's glowing sun,
Youths gay dreams too quickly fale,
Loving hearts are soon betrayed
Wreathe thy garlands ere thy bloom
Fade around thy earthly tomb.
Nv. s. Hancock, Dec, 0, 1890.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
AUCTION SALES.
DY DUNCANs0N BROS,
IN tnn

DY DUNCANsON BROS,
ID Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES SALE. LOT IN SUBDIVISION OF
BARRY FARM.
by virtue of deed of trust, recorded in
Liber No 1,i15, Folio 3j2, ct. seq, one Of the
land records of the District Of Columbia, we
will sell on the premises on SATURDAY, tho
SIXTH day of MARCH, A. d., 1886, at b o'clock
y M, the following described real estate
situate In the. County Of Washington,
District Of Columbia, to wit; all of
lot numbered -twenty-four lsi), in sec.
tion numbered flour %, In the sub
division of the tract of land known as Barry
Farm" by s. @. Pomeroy and others, trustees
Of said Barry Farm" according TO the plat
thereof, duly recorded In the Office of the Sur
yeyor of Washington County, District of CO.
luinbia.
Terms, one.half cash, balance in one year:
note to bear interest, and 90 be secured by
deed OF trust on property sold or all cash,
at option of purchaser; conveyancing, ETC., ut
purchasers cost; deposit Of $50 required ut
sale, terms to be compiled with In 10 days,
otherwise resale at risk and cost of defnulting
purchaser after 8 days public notice of such
resale In some newspaper published In Wash
ington, u. G.
FRANCIS II. SMITH, lrrrs,.es
FRANK B. SMITH, ( i'"9'''''
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
LIVERY STABLES.

JFYOU Want to buy, Sell, Exchange,
TO VIM. II. Downey's stables, 1870 TO 1924 j. ST.;
repository, 1897 and 1920 l. st n W; none but
reliable stock handled; everything guaranteed
as represented. VIM y, Downey.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
LOST AND FOUND.

EOUND-On the 10th inst, on Penna
II ave, bet 1lth and l2th SITS, breastpin
which owner can have by calling at 225 East
Capitol So, Describing property and paying ex-
pense of advertising,
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
SPECIAL NOTICES.
: soFFIcE or coLuMBiA RAIL

~ WAY COMPANY.
The annual election for seven directors 70
serve the ensuing year FOR the Columbia Rail
way Company will be held Mt the Kellogg
Building, 1916 Il ST, n. w. TUESDAY, March
proxno, between aud 2 O'Clock p. m.
W. II. CLAGEfT,
Secretary.
e@SsSss WE, THE UNDERSIGNED BOOT
~ and shoe dealers, In order to assist
III the early closing movement. and also to
shorten the hours OF labor for our employees,
do hereby agree to close our respective places
of business on and after MARCH /, at 0
o'clock p. IN. Saturdays cxceptel), and all
day ON legal holidays
EDMONSTON & CO.,
1859 and 1871 r st n W.
WINDSOR & CO., 1i23 N ave.
DALTON s. STRICKLAND,
EDMoNDSTON & co 9l3 Penna ave.
MRS. w. II. RICII, III Market Space.
s1s5oTHE ANNUAL MEETING OF
~ the stockholders of the Northern
Liberty Market Company will be held at the
Office OF said company MARCH 3, at II
o'clock IN.
The annual election for directors of the
Northern Liberty Market Company will be
held at the Office of said company MARCH g.
Polls open from to 3 p. m. Transfer books
closed February GO, opened March 9,
II. =. HOWARD,
Secretary,
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
What Paper I?

EDITOR CRITIC: Would you advise me to
marry reporter on morning paperS
Columbia Heights. MARY B.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Slightly; Say 37,OOO,OOO Acres.
EDITOR CRITIC: Is there any unoccupied
land yet remaining in Minnesota
Alexandria. FARMER.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Yes, If Somebody VIII Set EN- UP.
EDITOR CRITIC; VIII true gentleman
smoke on the street, ETHEL.
Dupont Circle.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
OUR CONSOLATION BOX.
Seven. Contract 10,

Seven; Contract 10.
EDITOR CRITIC: What is the legal rate of
interest in Wisconsin ? w. w. b.
New York avenue.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
a "Tenminit, Dinner.

S. q. Bayne, who has returned from a
trip to the South, gives the Bradford Era
the style of 'tenminitn dinner In the In-
dian Territory, as called out by lady at n
railroad depot;
MENU.
''Supertsh.n
Bing
''Steakerliver.n
Bang
"Pieorpud,"
Bungl
"Tearcough.n
Slingl
Cbeeseercrackers.n
Slang
"Nutserapples.h
Slung!
All out
Fifty cents
Awlaboarl
Ph--wiz
Three spow-white beavers were caught
In the Sacramento river, near Chico, GAL.
last week Their fur was as soft as ei -
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
For SAlE-h0uSES.

DOR SALE-A Nicely Furnished 10
and the balance in monthly payments of
amounts not greater than fair rent, without
interest. Apply To James g. Sprigg, l4si N Y
avenue
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Mr.. MOrrill of Vermont; 10 April IA.
EDITOR Critic: Who is the Oldest man
in the Senate? OLD CITIZEN.
Georgetown.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
Run for Congress.

EDITOR CRITIC: want to be mission
ary. How shall / prepare myself
STUDENT.
Fourteenth street northwest.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

THE House Committee on Banking
and Currency intends to take up the
question of silver which has been con.
sidercd from such variety of stand
points by the Committee on Coinage,
Weights and Measures. The organiza.
ton of the first named committee left
it somewhat doubtful as TO how ii
viewed the silver question until Mr..
Findlay of Maryland, very able and
earnest opponent Of silver, was made
one of its members. But the addition
of Mr.. Findlay seems TO leave no doubt
that the Banking and Currency Com.
mittoe will deal with the silver prob.
lem just as the Coinage Committee
does, which, being interpreted, means
to let the matter rest where 1t Is.
SENATOR CoNKLING, who is conduct.
ing the investigation in New York of
the Broadway Railroad steal. is about
the most prominent man in that State
just now, and 1t is natural there should
be talk of his return 10 public life. In
fact, there is great deal of such talk,
and the statement is freely made that
he can be Senator Warner Millers sue.
cessor if he aspires to the honor.
TRULY the cause of Ireland has made
rapid advancement. 1t is announced
that in Dublin on st. Patrick's Day
Mr.. Parnell will issue to England the
ultimatum of the Irish people concern.
ing home rule. The idea of Ireland
issuing any sort of an ultmatum will
be not only surprising but absolutely
shocking to Her Majesty and the House
of Peers.
To-DAY's American holiday will be
observed by Oxford College, and Pro.
fessor Freeman will deliver a lecture
on George Washington, the Expander
of England" General Washington,
however, was not so much of an "ex.
| pander" as he was an eX-pounder of
our British cousin.
THE testimony of Health Officer and
the Major of Police, printed in another
column. on the evils caused by adulter.
ated liquors, gives additional force to
THE CRITICS suggestions that inspec.
tion of liquors should be established in
this District, Inspect the Liquors. "
In THE matter of Democratic post
masters Virginia has Jared very well.
Only two Presidential postmasters, who
were appointed by the predecessors of
Mr.. Cleveland, are now in office.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
Inauire of Mr. Jack Pott,

EDITOR CRITIC: What are "card recep-
tions" in Washington STRANGER.
Ebbitt House.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Oh, NOT Common People Go Then.
Corcoran Art Gallery on Saturday after.
noonsY CLARA ii.
X street.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Not If He Knows the Combination.
EDITOR CRITIC: Is 1t difficult for q
stranger to enter Washington society,"
Annapolis. ii. A. ii.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
FOR EXCHANGE.

w ANTED-TO EXCHANGE NEW STOVES
w for old ones at Buffers Stove Exchange,
corner 9th and X SITS. Smoky .chimneys cured
or no pay, Stoyes exchanged for groceries.
Old stoves bought.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
GENERAL AND EARTHQUAKE.


Jake Sharp, at present quite prominent
in New York strect-car circles, seems to he
gentleman whose name would have more
appropriately been Sharp Jake.
~ thaw't so," remarked the sun when II
III on q snowdrlft
What the hostile Indians need about now
is for Congress to pass a few uncivil service
laws that will reach their desserts
Military Dude TO Young Lady he has just
met All, Miss Sharp, were you at the last
Army and Navy german, don't you know
Young Lady (n an innocent tone); No,
Mr.. Fitzclarcncc, l have not had that
pleasure.
NJ. d.; All, they ah delightful aiIaihs,
assuah you. You should have attended the
last herman, don't you know. was thaih.
Young Lady (more innocent than ever:
Ah, indeed Mr.. Fitzclarenee. | didn't
know, you know, Mr.. Ftzclarence, that the
last one had been given yet.
Fitzclarence ordered retreat all along
the line.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

THOMAS j. FISHER ~ CO.,
1924 II street northwest.
NOR RENT--No. 6O2 ath st o, Five
II room brick, Sll; No. 325 1lth 81 5 0, six
room frame, sic. Davidson 81 Davidson, cor
AZ and ID SITS W.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
Ask us sometl,Inr Easy,

ASK US something Easy
EDITOR CRITIC: In Saturdays CRITIC you
tell Morley a Congressman's yearly salary
is 49,, 5000, and so forth" What does the
"and so forth" mean? CHARLES JONES.
Tenth street.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

What an aesthetic g. Washington must
have been, for his birthday is so utterly q.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

Hail, February Twenty-Five;
The Nations Christmas How d'y' do?
We're glad to see you round once more.
Come In; come In and shut the door.
Take of your things. Sit down. Sit down.
We knew that you would be In town
To-day. llow's George and all the folks,
That helped him break the tyrant yokos
Well That is good. We're mighty glad
To hear their health has not been bad.
You have no notion Twenty-Five
How much the country owes TO you,
And how reloiced II is TO cheer
Your welcome advent once year.
We're sorry, though, you cannot stay
For longer than single day,
Because the country takes shirk
When you are here and rests from work;
Our patriotism, don't you know,
Thus gets chance TO sprout aud grow,
And meath the old Red, White and Blue,
We yell for George and %
Michigan annually yields between fifty
and sixty million dollars worth OF lumber
of various kinds but so far no Presidential
timber has been discovered there.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

In THE matter of Democratic post.
masters Virginia has Jared very well.
Only two Presidential postmasters, who
were appointed by the predecessors of
Mr.. Cleveland, are now in office.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22
FOR RENT.--HOuSES.

TOR RENT-473 q st, Between
IL 40 and 9th SITS S W, six'room house. Ap-
ply at 467 z ST sw.
The Washington critic., 1886-02-22

If Grover wants to have some pie
In order TO content him.
Pie thunder we are here to say
Nobody shall prevent him.
Miss Elmira Strong, now on the stage in
Connecticut, is q grcat-great-granddau
Ter OF President John Adams. \ great
great-granddaughte is not necessarily q
great-great actress.
Henry Watterson is getting well, aud the
Star-Eye Goddess of Reform will not wear
mourning this spring.
Congressional pages now sing 1t as fol-
lows: "The flowers that bloom on the
Springer, ira la,' &C., &c.
Now, If Congressman were paid by the
job instead of by the year-but why refer to
this sad subject?
It's mighty poor workman that won't
strike for hire wages.
The local small boy evidently thinks that
Washington's Birthday is some relation OF
Christmas, New Years Day and the Fourth
of July, Judging from the unanimous man
ner in which he appeared early this morn
ing with his little tin horns.
1t is an astonishing fact that there is nc
woman in official society in Washington
whn is mt tIelauant and bandsnmaD In
some correspondents eyes.