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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-11-11

Pacific Commercial Advertiser
Is now for sale DAILY at the Follow inp Places :
J. H. soPER N erchant street
CRYSTAL SODA WORKS...........- Hotel street
T. O. THRUNf street
Five Cents per copy.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-11-11
Employment Office

THE UNDERSIGNED HAS MOVED INTO
i the Office Of Mr.. J. Z. W!seuaA, where he
viii be prepared 20 furnish household servants
collect bills do AnglO-Chinese interpreting, and
general business 81 SOYONG.
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NOTICE!

rI7HE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE SHARE
i holders of Wilders Steamship Co, limited,
viii be'held at sir Office MONDAY, November
Is, 1886, at q. ). B. ROSE,
Secretary.
Honolulu, November Sth. az MS
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NOTIFIES THE PUBLIC THAT HIS DUCKS
y are branded on the right feet, and anyone
caught in possession of said ducks, branded,
VIII he prosecuted according to law, and anyone
giving Information of sale of such ducks will be
rewarded. Address: KALIA. 2G3novIS
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
asDsOAE.
CUTICURA REMEDIES.
From it5 lbs. 10 1851 lbs.
To the Outicura Remedies l Owe
My Health, My Happiness
and My Life.
CUTICuRA REMEDIES.

A day never passes that ! do not think and
speak kindly Of the CuTrcuRI REnEDiEs. seven
years ago, all OF "A dozen Jumps formed on my
neck. ranging in size from n cherry stone TO an
orange. The large ones were frightfui To Iook
at, aud painful to bear people turned aside side
ashamed TO be on the street or In society fhy-
sicians and their treatment, and all menicines
i tried the CGricuRA RKsrpiKs-CuTicuRA, tho
great skin Cure. and CuTiCuRA SOAR, an eNqul'
lite skin saasr pooS Pare sni internally
the small Jumps (as l call them) gradually dts.
appeared, andthe large ONES broke, In about Two
weeks dischargipg large quantities oil matter,
leaving two slight scars IN my neck to day 10
tell the story of my suffering. My weight then
was one hu ndred and nfteen sickiy pounds my
weight now Ia one hundred and II 6ty-one solid
healthy pounds, and my hcat II only nve feet,
fvo inches. In my travels ! praised the SuT,'
To CuricunA REMEDIES 1 OWE NY HEALTH. MY
uArriNEss and MY LiFE. prominent New York
druggist asked me the other day, DO you stu
use the CuTiCuRA REsgDlHs you look To be In
perfect health ?" Ny reply was, do, and shall
always. have never known what sickness Is
pirs." Sometimes am laughed ut by praisipg
them To people not acg uain ted with their merits
but sooner or later they will come to their senses
aud believe the same ~ those that use them, IA
dozens have whom have told, May the time
come when there shall be a large CUTlCrRA Sup
ply House In every city In the world, for tho
bhncht OF humanity. where the CurIcURA RENE.
DiRs shall be sold Only, so that there will be
rarely need ofcvcr entering ,;lsRg,sps 9rqg s,1,s.
No. 2io Fulton St, New York, N. Y.
CurICrRA BENEDIKs are positive cure for
every form OF skin aud Blood Diseases. from
Pimplcs TO scrofula. Sold everywhere. Price :
tUrtCuRA, 80 cents soar, 20 cents BKsoLvEnTe
sl.D; Prepared by the POTTER Dnge AND CnKMi'
CkL Co, Boston, Mass. Send Tor How TO Cure
skin Diseases"
send for How to Cure SKIN Diseases.'
DJNHPLEs, Blackheada. Skin Blemishes and
L lm Baby HuInors, use CUricURs soar.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

JAMES j, MITCHELL, supt. Stone Dept. New
Capital at Albany. N. Y, writes 3l5 Lark
street, June Is, lss5. l have been using ALI
cocks Porous Plasters on my own person and
IN my family for the last thirty years. l deem IL
a matter of duty to bear public testimony to
their exceeding usefulness as an external rem
sdy. Placed upon the pit of the stomach, they
warm and tone the digestive organs. on the
small of the back, they give vigor To the ner-
yous system and act as q wonderful diruetic.
think in all eases of dyspepsia they should be
worn both on the back ana on the pit OF the
stomach. In this way they act us u stimulus to
the whole SYSTEM" uaolwu
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
XaunG GlrIA

are at a critical period when they are about ina
turing and developing into women. Thelack of
watchful care Mt this time may result In Il king
irregularities upon delicate organs and entailing
"A long list of - female weaknesses" All this
may be avoided, and the young woman come
through this period clothed IN all the beauty y
and strength OF II perfectly healthy organization
by the aid OF DR.. Pierce's " favorte PrescriI'-
tion," prepared especially Tor female troubles by
day. W,SSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
ACHING BACKS.

weak Backs. Pain, Weakness and lnhamma.
ton oi the Kidneys, Shooting Pains through the
Loins, Hip and side Pains, Lack OF strength
and Activity Pains, Lack OF strength ana AC.
uciiy relieved I'm one minute and speedily cured
by the CutiCurJi Anti Pain Plaster. a new, erigf.
uhI elegant aud infllliblo autidotc To pain and
inflammation. At druggists, 2Jc.; five for tl.D
or postage free oil POTTER DRuG ASp CHEMICAL
90, Rn-InN. Maze. mnnllmdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
GEORGE ERNST IR'
CARPENTER, Contractor q Builder,

RESIDENCE-NO. $50 WEST KING ST.
SHOP-EAsT GRANT ST., Opposite station
House.
All work receives my prompt and personal at,
tentton.
All kinds of Jobbing attended to at short no
uce and on reasonable terms. Drawings and
Estimates furnished. oH-lVd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
vCHE MARKET Is FLOODED

L with old fashioned slow acting plasters OF
doubtful composition. Here We pre-. ent you
the com plCtC virtues of Fresh Hops, Burgundy
pitch and canada Balsam as the ingredients of
the nor PLASTER. Pure, Sweet, Fresh and
never failing FOR all pains, aches and soreness,
local or dccp-seated. Absolutely the best and
strongest porous plaster ever known. Thou
sands say 50, why not you Only 21C or . for
ttoG everywhere sent by mail for price. HOP
RFASIER COMPANY, Boston, Mass. U6)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
BROWNS HOUSEHOLD pASACEA,

ls the most effective Pain Destroyer In the world
VIII most surely quicken the blood whether
taken internally on applied externally, ana
thereby more certainly RELIEVE PAIN,
whether chronic or acute, than any other pain
allovistoT, and II Is warranted double the
strength OF any similar preparation a.
Throat, Rheumatism, Toothacho and ALL
ACHES, and Il The Great believer of Pain.
=" BROWNS HOUSEHOLD PASACEA should
be In every family. Jsazpooniul ofthe PanaCsp
In a tumbler OF b, water isweetened, ~ pro-
ierred,l taken AT bedtime, will BREAK UP A
COLD. % ccnts bottle.
mSl.lydM, W .ASw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
nnn,t ri,r ur. ihnrn 1. a rnrr lnr rn

Don't give up, there f. a cure for Catarrh aud
cold In the head. Thousands testify that Ely 4
Cream Balm has entirely cured them II Il n
safe and pleasant remedy. IL "a not liquid or
snutf. II cures by cleansing and healing, Price
thC, at Druggists.
EN Mayor X, W. Townley. Judge 4. y. Nc.
tOtmtck u. H. Sherwood. Banker: !. Mcguire,
Banker; q. 3. Davis, Banker: aud J. q. 1irhe.
nor. Merchant, all of Elizabeth, n. j earnestly y
commend hly's Cream Balm ~ specific for
catarrhal aticU tiOn. myt2wdcOdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
novi2lyd

nR DALSEN,
- OFFICES AND DRUG STORE,
1880 IN. sth ST., Phtlada.,
Registered Physician and Graduate Jefferson
College, guarantees to cure all Blood. Skin and
Nervous Diseases with purely vegetable RENE
dies.
DIR. DALSEN'S PlLLS.-safe, sure and efiec-
Pepnyroyal or dangerous drugs. 1850 n. sth st,
Philadelphia. Nlyd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

SLEEPbESS NIGHTS, made miserable by
that terrible cough. ShiOhs cure H. the rened Y
tor You For sale by u. Is. Cochran, Druggist, n o
lJi North Queen street
FOR DYSPEPSIA ana Liver Complaint, you
have a printed guarantee ON every bottle oi shi-
loh'- Nttalizer. II never fails to cure. For sale
by H. B. Cochran, Druggist, No lJI North Queen
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
sPEOIAL kOrlNkh.

WHY WILL YOU cough when Shiiohs Cure
VIII give Immediate relief Price 10 ctp, "a cts.
ana ~, For sale by ". 49, Cochran. Druggist
No. 1877 North Buoen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
Sneezing Cdtarrh.

The distressing sneeEc, snecEe, sneeze, the
aCrtd, wHtery discharges from the eyes and nose
the painful Inflammation extending 10 the
throat, the swelling of the mucous lining. caus
ing choking sensations, cough, ringing noises
In the head and splitting headaches.-how
familiar these symptoms are to thousands who
suffer periodically IRON head colds or influenza.
and who live In Ignorance OF the fact that a sin.
pie application of SAsPOHD'S RADICAL CURE FOR
tATARRH viii afford instantaneous rciicC
But this treatment in cases OF simple Catarrh
gives but "A faint Idea OF what this remedy Will
do in the chronic forms, where the breathing Is
obStructed by choking, putrid mucous accumu-
latiOng, the hearing affected, smell and taste
gone. throat liberated and hac king cough gradu .
ally fastening itself upon the debilftated sys
tenn. Then II T. that the marvellous curative
power OF SAsFORD's RADICAL CuRg manifests
itself In tantansous and grateful relief. Cure
begins from the INST application. IL Is rapid,
radical, permanent, economical safe.
ShSFuRD's RADICAL CURE consists OF one bottle
of the RADICAL CURE, one box CATARRHAL Sol
vEsr and an iMPBovEp lsHALER price, 81.
POTTER DRuU Il CHEMICAL Co, BosToS.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

Dn. HAssLER woRS synur. Purely vegetable.
pleasant to take, will eNpoi worms II any exist,
no purgative required after using. Price. -
cents. by all druggists. fcbs 3mdMWSF
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
caution.

We would caution the Public 10 beware OF
Dealers offering kemps i,aisam nj less than tho
regular Price. - cents and VI, as oftentimos ini.
tations or inferior arc sold as the genuine
IN order 10 enable them to sell cheapiy. W "
Cochran, druggist, No. IJ7 North Queen street Ia
our agent for Lancaster. sample bottle given
To youyco. olol~uSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

siush and snow-feet wet -thiiblaiDa, st.
Jacobs OIL cures ch,lbiains. fifty cents.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

SHlLDHS CAThRRH REMEDl-a positive
cure for Catarlh, Dlptheria, ana Canker Mouth.
tor sale by II, u. Coohrnn, Druggist No. iJ7
North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

sUiLOH's yITALIyER IL what you need for
Constipation. Loss of Appetite. Dizziness, and
all symptoms OF Dyspepsia. Price 10 ana 70
cents per bottle. FOR sale by n. u. Cochran,
Druggist, No lsl North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
6RAININ9, SO.
VNDESTRUCTIBL GRAINING.

NO CRACKING, NO PEELING. NO BLISTER
ING.
We have a system OF graining NEW WOOD that
must, in the near future, take the place OF the
old system on all new work, its merits being as
follows Total abolition OF painted ground
work, speed and cleanliness In working It,
and durability, and the capability OF receiving
as high finish as hard wood by the same meth
DDS. This process IL the nearest approach to
natural wood that has yet been discovered. Call
ana see samples. GUTHRIE SON,
Sole Agents for Lancaster County.
House Painting and Graining Emporium, corner
OF Chestnut and Neyin Streets
Always a large stock OF Nantes on hand.
Telephone connections.
mar33md
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
wESTW

PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD SEIZED.
UBE.-Trains LEAVE LANcAsruR and 10 ,ye
and arrive Mt Philadelphia as follows.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12
MorHERsl MornERsl .MorHERs N

MOrHERSi MOTHERSil MOTHERS ~
Are you disturbed at night and broken of your
the eNCruCiating pain OF cutting tGeth7 II 80,
go at once and get "A bottle of Mrs. WlNSLOW'S 4
SOOTHING SYRUP. II viii relieve the poor
little sufferer immediately-depcnd upon II
there Is no mistake about IL. There IL not a
mother on earth who has ever used Il, who will
not tell you Mt once that Il will regulate the
bowels, and give rest to the mother, and relief
aud health to the child, operating like magic. 1t
Is perfectly safe TO use In all cases, and pleasant
to the taste, and IL the prescription of one OF the
stHtes. sold every whore. y cents "A bottle
mRy3l-l ydM. saw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

AXE you MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness, Loss ot Appetite, ici.
ow skin 2 shiioh's Nitaizer IL u positive cure.
For sale by ~. u. Cochran. Druggist, No. i57
North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

"HACkMETACk "a lasting and fragrant per
iume. Price 2o ANA ~ cents. For sale by II. IL.
Cochran. Druggist. No. ~ North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

OHR BOrTLW FPFECrs 4 Cung.-Mr. oscar u. II.
Koch, ot Allentown, Pa, was bedtast with IN
nammatnry rheumatism In the winter uf 1853.
Doctors could do nothing TO relieve him. lie
commenced using t,rU7s' Rheumatic u, mcdy.
iiy the time he had used halt a bottle he could
leave his bed when he had finished the bottle
no WIS cured and has not had II return of the
disease since. In his own words, :" teel better
than ever before Price 81, by all druggists.
inbs. lmn nMMNE
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-12

Tho rush nt II. IL Cochran, druggist, No. lj7
North Queen street, stu continues ON account
OF persons afflicted with Cough, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis aud Consumption, To pruCurea a bottle
OF hcmps llalsam for the Throat and Lungs.
which is sold ON "A guarantee aud H. giving entire
salts istCtion. 1t a. u standard family remedy
Price ~ cents andfl. TTidi SiEcJ free. ol5-lwdSw
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS.
A Great Improvement.

Young Archibald Albert an orderly boy
Once had to his very great pleasure and Joy,
An autograph album presented to him.
Its pages were neat and its covers were trim.
Within its gay bindings of superfine leather
lie promptly endeavored to gather together
The names of his every relation and friend.
Till the book should be filed from beginning to end.
But soon he perceived, with surprise, and dismay.
And Misrepresentation, the very ST ange way
In which people wrote in his elegant book
He found it distressing to give II look.
Some autographs proved such tangle and scrawl,
You could determine their letters at all;
While others crooked and some seemed to stray
To the edge of the page if running away.
Some looked as if caught in a terrible gale
His grandfather's trembled; grandmother was pale;
His father was blotty and struggled awry
His mother wrote nicely--he begged her to try.
He pondered the matter then purchased another
Fine album, bright and complete as the other,
And carefully copies the names. every one.
As neatly and fairly as it could be done.
With every angle and every line
Drawn out like copy, correctly and fine.
With every and every
Neatly dotted and crossed as they needed to be.
His letters regular, even, and nice,
His capitals stately, exact, and precise.
Then Archibald Albert in viewing the whole,
Breathed sigh of relief from his orderly soul,
And exclaimed to himself 1T is better by half,
Than letting each one write his own autograph.
Sydney Dayre. in February st. Nicholas.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
Practice Makes Perfect.

We were sitting at table in the largest res
taurant in the city of Chicago. lady near Us
said to the waiter:
II do not see how in the world you ever re-
member what each one has ordered when you
have so many to wait upon at once"
1T is mystery" laughed the waiter, but
practice makes perfect"
"Ah!" thought, you have hit upon the
secret
We admirethe skillful musical performer, we
look almost with envy upon perfect picture or
choice piece of statuary we read with wonder
ing admiration the song of the poet. we listen
ehtranced to the finished orator. but seldom does
the thought come home to us that all this is the
result OF days and nights of patient practice and
tiresome labor.
Arago, the French astronomer tells, in his
autobiography, how. in his youth, he day
became puzzled and discouraged over his mathe-
mathics and almost resolved TO give up the
study. He held his paper bound text book in
his hand. Inpelled by an ndefnable curiosity,
he dampened the cover of the book and carefully
unrolled the leaf to see what on the other
SIDE. It turned out to be a brief letter from
DAlembert to young man like himself, dis.
heartened by the difficulties of mathematical
study, who had written to him for counsel. This
was the letter:
go on, ST., go on. The difficulties you meet
will resolve themselves you advance. Pro-
coed, and light will dawn and shine with in.
creasing clearness upon you path"
Arago followed the simple suggestion, go
on, sir, go on" and became the first astronom-
ical mathematician of his age.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
The Inner Man.

Although there bookworms who adore,
Above all things in wonankind. great learning,
Nine men in ten, who honor yet their lore,
For food, and not philosophy, are yearning.
Well versed in Greek and Latin though ne be,
Should she he calls his wife indite ballad;
O'ercome by hunger's pangs, doubt not he
Were better pleased had she prepared salad.
Thus any mana poet, if you will
Whom all the world with laures has been browning,
And living in the realms of fancy still,
Would much prefer steak, well Drowned to
Browning.
Though he be ca~t in Natures noblest mold
Man has appetite. if saint sinner,
And cares less if the solemn truth we told,
For dissertations than dessert and dinner.
Fred H. Curtiss. in Good Housekeeping.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
She Shocked the Divine.

EImira Gazette.
A prominent divine was the invited guest of
of Mr.. B. and family. Miss Alice. the charming
daughter of the host, was grazing the festivity
and said impulsively.
"Oh, mother, I've been roasting up in nv
room all afternoon. It's hotter than
'Alicew said the father, sternly.
81 say it's hotter than"
''Alice!' said the mother, excitedly, and the
divine looked at her in alarm.
II say it's hotter than I ever saw it before"
continued the young lady, coolly, land just sat
there without thing on"
'Oh Aiice' said her father in alarm. This time
the divine was thoroughly frightened
II just sat there without a thing ON
'.Oh, Alice!" sad the mother almost crying.
II say just sat there" continued the girl. not
noticing the interruption, II just sat there with
out thing on except my very lightest summer
clothing. and read my Bible ali the afternoon.
Will you have some more soup, doctor"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
Making BABY Good.

Older children are looked up to and copied
often by their younger brothers and sisters.
1t they realize that often it is their own fault ii
the little ones are cross and disagreeable, won
der if they would set to work to rectify it as
BERTHE did in the following story taken from the
Morning Guide: Berthe Tom and baby were
playing together, not in the pieasantest way,
though, sfor baby could not always understand
when his turn came and when il didn't, or why
it couldn't be his turn all the time, so he took
turns when he ought not to, and became cross
if anyone tried to prevent him.
Bert was not the most patient boy in the
world, and. boy like, he began to think baby a
little tyrant which he was, without meaning to
ence.
Mammal shouted he, ''come and make baby
play fair" and then. when mamma arrived on the
scene. he added, more thoughrfully, II don't see
why God couldn't have made a good baby in
stead of a one.n
Mamma looked amused rather than shocked; in
deed 1T was Master Bert who looked quite
shocked when she quietly replied
Judging from your work since you began to
make him. baby would not be much improved if
you had made him just to your liking"
Me make baby!' and Bert looked very much
mystifed
Eyes; you have been helping to make him
ever since God gave him to US. God only made
him baby it is you and Tom who, more than
any one else. make him good or bad baby.
Look at him now"
As directed, Bert who was standing with his
hands behind his back, wondering what his
mother meant, cast his eyes upon his little
brother, and saw him standing IN exactly the
same position his hands behind him. trying to
look as much like him as possible.
Push your hat on one side Of your head, said
mamma.
Bert did so, and baby Immediately did the
same with his hat
whistle little" suggested mamma. In an
instant, as soon as he heard the sound, BABY,
too, was puckering his little lips, doing all he
could toward producing whistle.
This irritated Bert, who turned and said,
Stop mocking me!' and Gave baby push. The
reply was a scream of remonstrance and an an
CRY push from baby.
See, yon are making him still after your own
pattern. He is just small copy of yourself.
Now try making him another way. Put you,
arms around his neck and kiss him."
Bert obeyed, though rather unwillingly, and
baby's face at once cleared and Bert got loving
hug and kiss from him.
Il told you he wouldn't be cross if you were
not" said Tom, who had been an interested
listener.
'Tfe will be just what you boys make him. He
is only acting nov by initiating you boys and
others and he IL most with you, you are really
making him"
We'll, Tom," said Bert. after moments
thought. lets not make any more cross into
baby" and Tom agreed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
A Boon to Professional Humorists.

San francisco Chronicle.
1t is with profound satisfaction that see the
doctors and the drug stores have at last turned
their attention to the precocity which has so
wonderfully developed lately among children.
| trust every mother and father will encourage
the good work and help us newspaper men to
have the monopoly of cleyerness We need it.
With every child growing up wit, where is the
living of that handwriting class who keep
chestnut-croves and dole the produce out to the
public to come from? I see that an advertise
ment conveys to the painting world the cheering
information that something or other cures baby
humors | cannot imagine more usef ul thing
in family.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
They Like Pie.
Texas Siftings.

The New York mugwump, although an en-
tnusiast on the subject of civil-service reform
will take anything Cleveland may have to offer
He is as willing as the little boy who was watch
ing the old lady make pies.
Il like pumpkin pies, he remarked insinuat-
ingly.
But these are not pumpkin pies, sonny, they
are custard pies"
Il reckon like almost any kind of pie"
We don't see how the President can we'll resist
such an appeal as that