New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-11-06
THE TALK or Tue DAP.

New reading OF a familiar passage: Old Mrs
Jones remarks that, while she often reads and greatly
admiIcs the Prodeal Of the Parable Son there Is one
part Of 1t that she never quite understood namely,
tho "mOraly" (as she puts IT. which declares that
there IS joy in Heaven over one sinner that
repentch than over ninety and nine Just such men
that need repentance"
"And what did you say Hawkins died from Some
thing my lOus about his case wasn't there ~
No. | beneve he had water on the BRAN"
Goa, that the mlt in the cOcOanut, eh y
"No l said water on the braln."-lrd Bits.
man in Williamsburg, Va, recently wrote as fol-
lows TO The Religious heraid ave wish a $1,000
Baptist pastor here who will serve IL fer $500, aud
We look to The neiigious Herald to find HIM for u,
And yet there people who say that there IA moth
lng IN the ministry to attract light young men.
stage struck Lady anxOusly)-Isn't the expression
a little sadl
photographic Artist-You vas going to daig dot
sta struck Lady-les
Lthogaphic Arlist-Nell dot rorlrah VIII Pc yust
like you apOud d'ree veeks.-lId BIS.
recent meeting of railroad men In this city de-
c.ared in favor Of "fxed fiogs." People living in tho
country within earshot of the festive batachans
melod Gus will doubtless take direct ISSUE with
the railroad men.
"San" SmaIrs influence an evangelist seems to
be hurt by the fact that he has been sued for
jewelry bill in Cincinnati than by any of his other
alleged fangs. People seem to think that he should
out going to Cincinnati TO buy jewelry.
Brown lrcading)-FNc bulls killed in bull
fight n Texas tie other day.
FOgg-TOO bad, wasn't IL!
Brown ousiyl-FOrtunatey 1t was not IN wall
street
Iogg-Fortunate? Why. | was thinking Of Wall
street when | sad "tOO bad."-tB0ston Transcript
The Congregahonaiis, of London, tells the fol-
lowing inc dent as Illustrating the feeling among the
common people in Wales in regard TO tithcs: "A
few days ago had conversation on a railway
platform with Welsh farmer when was extremely
SUGGESTIVE i know farmers wife the hall
there, said my friend, and the parson came to col
ect 1.-THE. She said TO HIM: Parson have eleven
children, will you take one OF themi You take the
tenth pig; will you have the tenth child 2 The
argument seemed to the farmer quite convincing. and
the story seemed to DO keenly appreciated by the by
standerJ"
to chaHg,ng his lodgings L king the appearance OF
ceran house he nrst questioned 49,, The concierge
"ohl Mons cur doesn't Like pianos ~
"Not when they prevent my working; and IN order
to WORK ] mlr' have quiet"
"Wel then, mons eur hire rooms here with
ont fear TO tell the truth. there are dozen pianos
WITHIN carshot. VIII not be annoyed by
them"
why monsieur won't hear them"
GLOW you make that OutY
trunkmlkcr IN the hnuse "iFrcnch joke in It'd Bits.
A few London papers which do not know the DO
heman equNa ent for "Mr." insist upon putting
Herr before Dvorak's name. This is source of
great annoy the composer who ms sts that the
prefix "Mr" Or It's Bohemian equivalent "Pau" shall
DO used.
uere il an extract from forthcoming novel. the
sreue OF which L. hu In New jersey: Proud,
lal-o Oue!" exclaimed kcginad, bitterly, you 10
iu,c Mo because you thinA / am stll pOOrl know
then naughty gu. that my father - "a tanheL
clrrsyrilu and Is &C mug money marrying Pennsyl
vauj. cou, los. am has OuY hrr oh Ieglnld O."
cred the designing girl throwing herself INTO his
YOU Inad,y. passonatoly. devotelly, and / yours
ioreverlr The story Is supposed TO DO founded on
TACT NOrrstown Herald
The soap anu Lecturers do not look with favor on tho
introduction OF natural gas laol In Pitlsburg In
steud OF soft coal. rhe role much amer
that they only oneha tue amount OF soap thai they
formerly used Furniture and also say
that they soil less goods that city than formerly
The last time ! went hunting witnessed a scene
the dance OF tho sand hill ciauo. My comIan.on
wa "a well known hunter. and, though he - a ply
r c an, finds much tlmc-ho lives IN Northern Iowa
TO study tho ways and haunts of wild fowl. now"
SAID he, II viii snow you ". thin hour tho famous
dance Of the sand hill cranes" We swept over tho
Uuiirie IN "A way which shall mover forget. the two
PONIES seeming TO ENJOY the outdoor sport Al last
our ears for hour. 1hey were on slope which
came down 10 lake All at once two stepped
out from the crowd faced each other, and began
cappng their wings, jumping up ana down ~ IN
dams do for a war-danco All thu time they were
uttcrng cries which boys would understand very soon