The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-02-18
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Gov. Mn tobcesssa No previous
governor Of New fofk or anywhere else
hss soee down 20 lat ~ shis
Thomas A. Edison 10 10 marry The
daughter of 80 Inventor We irenble "
thinA .hai the nens gcneratson Of Edisons
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---.sThsuk heaven" exclaimed fond
father. - b. paced the floor 81 midnight
vish bis bowling heir. thank bcsven you
ara NOT ivip.
A yourg lady thould not ALLOW her
bead 10 b. turned by fAstery. but u .
bonnet passes her on the street shr may
srH !, Jos, little.
Master II the house 81 ~ish you
would cali me early tomorrow morning
Bridget" Bridget 80 l will. sur, II
yes'lI wake me up.
Family physician-Im afraid thai
you have been eating too much cake and
candy. Let me see your tongue Little
girl--oh. yoa cat look. but II won't
tell
a Western mules tail vas blown of
by recent blizzard What became OF
The blizzard IL not stated. but II IL safe 10
presume that IL bad the Wind kicked out
Of IL
a Cincinnati man announces that .
great Gre will consume the world this
year. With mercury at 30s below zero
We see DO strong objection 10 good sized
FIRE.
1T costs $4,000 per snnum to wash the
towels Of the House Of Representatives.
II must be borne 10 mind that these gen
.Iemen have = good many dirty jobs TO
dispose Of.
He IL utterly INSCRIPTIONS, writes
~ fnsh editor OF political opponent.
and bis memory is so poor that be fire.
quently forgets Que minute what be says
the next"
"A clergyman who married four comp.
les in one hour the other evening remarked
to friend that 1t was pretty fast work
Not very" responded friend, ''only
four knots an hour"
The New York Sun has an article
headed What the Fishermen Want. "
Every body ought to know that what the
fishermen want is something to eat and
place TO dry their trousers.
"A Buffalo debating society has recent.
ly discussed the question: "Rssoired,
That city man in the country is greener
than . conntryman in the city" The re-
suit has not AS yet come to hand.
This is the age Of electrical surprises.
A New Yorker telegrapbed to his wife TO
take the children TO the circus. and when
be GO. home he was greeted with; "What
did you want us to 20 to Syracuse for,
Georgeg'
Men who spend great deal OF time
and words 10 complaints Of reducing .
new pair Of boots to wearable shape,
wonld be consoled il they knew Of the.
sleepless nights the opposite sex pass in
in . new corset.
Mother" said little girl whose par.
rnt, who takes great interest in charita-
bic institutions, II wish / were an or
phan. "Why so. my DEAR" Because
should see more OF you. for you are all
The time going to the orphan asylum"
a Chicago lawyer jumped up in
SQUIRT. the other day, and exclaimed II
desire to pay this court s. for the privi.
ege Of telling It that it is either drunk
,r corrupt The Judge quietly pock-
tied the IS aud ordered the case to pro.
cecd.
Visitor Don't you find your quarters
here rather close and uncomfortsb BILE?
Convict no. I'm used to this sort OF
hing. Visitor--Ah. / see. You have
been ooufined for long timer Convict :
No. sir; only month. But before came
,ere lived for numer OF years in New
fork fat.
The little one took peep out Of the
window Just before she WAS TO be tucked
way for the night, aud her eye catching
light Of the beautiful star. she exclaimed
oh, mamma. there's Jonasl" She vas
nformei that the celestial visitors name
vas Venus. when she skipped into bed
slth laugh and Was soon Ia the land OF
ireams.
A loving couple in . neishboring
tate lev dsyv ago dyed for one another.
The man vas frosted with the snow Of 70
ears. while she who was 10 be bis bride
lad the raven locks Of 40 lie dyed his
'air black. thinking TO please her. aud
he. ignoran. OF his noble sacrifice.
'lcached her hair white TO please him.
there we're grave looks when they met
Well. never knew that beforel' said
drs Gummidge. looking over the edge
1 her newspaper whats that my
lesr;' asked Mr.. G. why. that Mr..
'Arnsll IL . bAtchelor." swell, you
Night have guessed IT, He's IN favor Of
'ome rule" Mrs. Gumridge vas silent
long. long time. wondering just what
'er husband meant Meantime Mr.. Gum.
nidge vent out and sat on The back door
Yep like prudent man
A fev days ago we'll known society
'cung mAr shocked one Of bis lady friends
y bis Ignorance Of history, II vas after
dinner party At his house. and she va
elling him What abe hsd learned 10 her
'rivsie history class Oae thing led 10
nothcr. and all the time be Vas getting
nto deeper saicr. Al last she surprised