Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-06-11

method may secure you the best SER
vice and enable you to buy more ar
mour.
That when you place your fine Ital-
ian autograph on the back Of your
friends promiss0ry note waive pro-
test, 1t will save you . dollar.
That the greatest benefactor il not
he who gives back to the public the
millions of which he has heretofore
robbed it, but he who organizes in
dustry, and gives it the best and
steadiest pay.
That the true statesman is he who
keeps society hard at work. satisfied
and well paid; who adjusts and read
juste leaving the people unvexed with
abstruse theories and personalisms.
That those who carry their dinners
in tin buckets pay their full proper
ton of the taxes.
That every man should carry in
stock from 20 to % per cent. of enc
mics. They will keep him honest.
That the most valuable enemy is the
editor Of a daily paper. He will cor
rect your errors, educate your judg-
ment and make you friends.
That to secure a reputation for hon
esty the best way is to be really, sure
enough honest. Many other methods
have been tried in Kansas, but with
out any well authenticated instances
of complete success.
That we like those most bv whom
we have been benefited, and are hated
most by those who have injured US,
making 1t necessary in order to pla-
cate them to iDjure them in return;
their mental equilibrium being thus
restored, friendship again becomes
possible.
That If q friend shows US emnity he
Inns evidently injured US or thinks he
has. He should be punished immedi-
ate!y, 80 that reconciliation may ensue
and we save our friend. Friends are
too valuable to lose, and We must not
let an antagonism become chronic.
We should strike hard aud forgive
quick. Having forgiven an enemy
whom we have punished we accept
with philosophy from another retribu-
tive punishment which we cannot
avoid. So that peace on earth and
good will towards men requires much
fighting, and in "Mundane University
fighting in all its branches is taught.
We are taught that war is not the
great evil that it is painted. That
nations require war to break up the
vicissitudes of long and disastrous
periods of Peace, during which the
air becomes oppressive and super
heated with avarice. That war sets a
new example to young men, not how
much money they can die worth, but
how much benefit they can be to the
state while living.
In Mundane University" we are
taught that we caunot probably carry
a general stock. but must confine our
solver 10 one line of goods As every
large city should nave Junk shop, so
there is need occasionally of imam
whose head is junk shop. wherein
NAV be found large quantities of
ancient. broken and discarded chunks
and pieces of worn out anu abandoned
human knowledge. But junk shops
never do wholesale business: their
success is as inferior As their goods.
More valuable Ia society ihsn the
human Junk shop is he who stripped
TO the waist iorges amid Nulcanian
fire the anchor. the cannon. the rail.
About the last thing we learn In
Mundane University is charity. We
learn il about the time we graduate;
about me end o. the senior year. We
hear of il before then bur do not COM
preheudi;. Chariiy is compa,>iou-
ate knowledge OF The errors OF Others
noupIoI mi, IN a cp,,ii,pa sop.ii,iiiry Of
our own good judgment. Abou, ihe
time we learn charity fully we are
prepared ripeiv for another and bet
ter world. concerning which the COM
mittee have deprived me of speaking
BY combining m. toas; 10 his. thank
YOU all.