St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-02-07
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS.
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral,
Mental and Physical Peculiarities
Of Ainneapolitans.
Distorted Negatives Which Cannot
Conceal the Personal Identity
OF the subject.
Prepared Plates Developed by the
Good-Humored Light OF the
Fun Artist.


The whole-souled manner in which Fish
Jones took possession OF the reportorial
quarters at the wrestling match Friday
night was refreshing and stimulating.
w. L. Stevens, Jr., went to ST. Paul last
week and asked TO pose as a lay figure for
an Ice statue.
Aid. Sly hangs trembling on the ragged
edge. He don't like the patrol line and Is
willing to wound-and yet afraid 10 strike.
Commodore" W. II. Truesdale thinks
the Naval Toboggan club gives him just a
little too much prominence.
The rumor that Aid. Cutler Is hunting
out map route to Canada is probably
rumor.
Alfred Morton Is inquiring eagerly when
the next grand jury will sit.
j. 4. Brush, the photographer. says that
he broke two cameras in taking the mugs"
for the press club group.
As spring election approaches, Capt.
Tirrell of the Seventh ward takes occasion
To have 1t distinctly understood that he Is
not candidate for alderman.
n. +. Warner says that il his bid for the
burial of the county poor Is not low enough
that he will throw in chrome.
The approaching nuptials Of Andy
Maggie have SGT society agog.
George X. Clark. who owns a mammoth
restaurant in Chicago. has been in the city
for the past few days for the purpose OF at
tending the presentation of Uncle Toms
Cabin"
K. r. Odell has declined the nomina ton
for alderman and will go into the political
arena
A. r. Chestnut a prospective Eighth
ward alderman, dislikes TO have his name
written without the X.
Charley Foote has a violent dislike for
bouncing" When he saw Selah Mathews
and Tom Downes get it. he laughed until
his sides ached. but-his turn came next.
Aid. Fleetham has not yet recovered from
the effects Of his St. Paul visit.
Judson n. Gross declares that he will
never again pose as an orator fIOm Mime
apolis over a st. Paul wine suppef.
Charles Whiskers Ryder, the sporting re-
porter of the Tribune, has dropped his mid
die name aud his hirsute appendage at the
same time. While sitting in BARRIERS
chair yesterday he fell into a profound
slumber and the tonsorial artist cut of his
whiskers instead of trimming his mnstache
as directed. And the wind must now con-
tent itself with playing with his mustache.
Chris A. Gallagher distinguished himself
last Sunday evening at the Irish National
league meeting as an elocutionist. His
recitation of Warren's Fall, an original
production, caused an electric thrill 10 pass
through the audience. and on making his
departing bow he was applauded to the
echo.
Frank S. Mcdonald, the facetious county
auditor, gets the table in a roar by relating
the conversation of certain alderInaR with
a friend on the train returning FROM the
carnival last Thursday evening. The city
SILL el..~ -.
could hardly articulate distinctly. by
gosh, Fred, Quoth he, with nod of as
sent II will corrupt your statement every
time"
w. II. Donahue. Familiarity known as
s.Jedge" Donahue, Is said to be eonten-
plating matrimony, the young lady be-
ing the daughter of a wealthy Chicago
citizen.
John T. Byrnes, J. II. Steele, L. O'Con-
| nor and John kinnane were the disputants
last Sunday evening in the debate at the
league meeting on O'Conneli and Parnell.
| Ths two attorneys and two legal students
displayed q deep acquaintance with
| Irish history, but IL was evident to
the audience that they are novices
in debate. They wasted an i'm
mense amount of ammunition to no pur-
pose AID wandered away from the subject
under discussion.
Tom Andrews AYERS that he holds him
self in readiness 10 make a fight for an
East side steam supplementary pumping
station. Is there anything that TON would
not fight for il it is to be an East side insti-
| tuition?
Ariel @. Harris. the architect Of the
sBystander'' column In the Journal. is
enormously thought by many to be the
Truthful James" OF the Sunday Tribune
Ariel is too sprightly to Do the author of
such trash as Truthful James" gives utter
ance 10, and the public ought TO be set right
| on the matter.
Doc Ames' photo, taken for the press
club rooms, is too pretty for anything.
Harry Burke's aldermanic aspirations are
so exceedingly warm that Harry only finds
time to sleep every third night, and when
he lives up to that rule he congratulates
himself upon his good fortune in that re-
spect.
At recent banquet the question of the
propriety of several reporters from our
paper pushing themselves TO the front to
enjoy the inequalities offered, was dis
cusSed.
For three months S. a. Kirkham Of sour
mash fame. has pursed a quiet and un-
eventfuI life. Indeed, Il was too quiet to
suit his vigorous proclivities, and he will
enter the political arena down in the
| Seventh ward.
Mr.. O'Connor. the law student with
Chris. A. Gallagher. is frequently mistaken
on the streets for Ed A. Stevens. whom he
strikingIy resembles in size and physiog-
nomy. Certain females whom Ed had
business relations with while acting in the
capacity of police clerk. remark of O'Connor
when passing by: blow proud Ed is since
he5has been admitted to the bar. He won't
recognize us any more" 0Connor feels
keenly his resemblance to Ed, and he has
to stand great deal of badinage from his
| friends on account of IL