The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1886-09-22
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Did you ever see a walking match?
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\ shocking atT;Iic-A galvanic battery.
|, is now very fashionable to have sun
Drowned face.
BE brief in discourse, for what IS proliX
cannot be pleasing.
The most manifest sign Of wisdom is
continued chcerfulncss.
4 character can be blackcucd by o shrus
of the shoulders.
Never get discouraged because things get
or slowly.
The dentists arc pulling through these
hard times.
An enemy is teacher who costs us
nothing.
A fine qucstion-Fivc dollars or so to
jail:
1t is worse than lyc to hold out false
soaps to a friend
The broken Tyre is o frequent and not in
appropriate emblem of the funeral OF POI
i,ician.
There is an amateur "Indlan show" in
the Fourth Ward. Now, boys, find out
where it is
Pure Rubber Boys Slings" are adver-
iiScd. But why should pure rubber boys
want Sings
The tramp can quote Shakespeare for
his purpose. His little life is rounded
with club.
This is something I have just dashed
of, said the farmers wife as she took the
butter from the churn.
The earth seems 10 have recovered from
its attack OF subtcrraneous collie, and we
hope it may never have another spell.
If there is any one who should be
trapped in slumbcr' it is the man who
Snorcs.
1t matters not how much man hates a
creditor, he invariably asks him to call
again.
The man who called another dog apol-
ogized by saying it was not his purp-ous to
insult hiEl.
When You hear the rushing current Of
profanity you can rest assured that q dam
has givcn away.
y good fine tooth comb beats any phre-
Rologist in the world in developing what is
in the boys head.
Don't linger where your Glove lies
dreaming Wake her up and tell her to
sc: the breakfast ready.
Always aim little higher than the
mark, says an exchange. What. kiss q
girl on the nose? Never,
Everybody is on the strike now, strickly
at mosquitoes and hitting them not, for
their notes arc so deceptive.
Hardly anybody would care to change
places with the turtle and yet he has i
great snap.
\ watering place young lady is . good
deal like Il brewer She cannot get along
without the hops.
Opportunity makes the thief. \ woman
swinginga fat purse on her little finger is
an opportunity.
Every dog has his day, but many OF
them, from tie howling which they keep
up insist on having the night, too.
No man was ever so mean that he could
not give advice.-Neeo Uacen Neocs Well,
20 on; what were you going to say?
The difference between two great politi-
cal parties is easily explained to foreigners.
One gets the offices and the other gets left.
The poet whose manuscript gets into the
waste basket is far from being conyinccd
th .is lines have fallen in pleasant places
Some one wants to know: why don't
our young men come to the front?' Simply
because il IS harder to get out between the
: acts.
The chestnut gong has itself become q
Chestnut, and in the larger cities the idiots
who ring them in public places arc arrested
aid fined.
The tales spun out by overwrought i'm
aginations about the earthquake in ono
week will cause the recording angel to weep
for The rest OF the year.
\ Montana man saw q serpent thirty
feet long gliding through the grass. He
must have let that whisky get little too
ripe.
Some persons don't believe in total de,
York who teach Cinnamon to play the
mouth organ.
There is policeman named Moon.
Quite appropriately he is on the night force,
and, like the other one, he is about half
the time invisible.
\ man in New York advcrtises to guar
antce pupils to play the accordean in two
lessons. Crime in that city assumes many
phases.
\ doctor is sometimes curc-ious indi
vidual The sometime" is the only thing
that keeps this statement out of the realm
Of fiction.
Cotton is ripening rapidly and the har-
vest is going on actively all over the South
What has become Of the cotton harvesting
machines?
Nothing is so inOpporturc as sueezc at
the rapture crowded climax of oscillation
1t breaks, as it were, the flow of the pro-
cccdings.
"a chair of matrimony is talked Of at
Nassar College" Of course it will be O
big rocking chair strong enough to hold
TWO.
Here's the difference: When doctors give
q man up his chance for his life is gone
When lawyers give him up, his money is
gene.
Crcditor-"Canyo you let me have my little
bill:' Debtor-"Certainly, but don't de-
stroy it. | may want to pay something on
it in the future.
4 woman who had led quilt at Ken
tuciy county fair and failed to take prize
went home and stabbed her husband rs
consolation
y Chicago minister preached last Sunday
on What can I do to be saved" 1t would
seem that about the first move would be 10
set out Of Chicago.
He stood under the window and sang,