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Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

The TRIBvNE wishes to recommend
Mai Landberg, of Minneapolis, IS an
excellent guide for Morris people in
the Exposition and especially in the
Art Gallery. His description and
history of the various statues and
paintings are decidedly entertaining.
While out hunting last Monday af-
ternoon Fred Buckentin had his left
foot shot off by the accidental dis
charge of the gun of his brother-in-
law H. kerl, who was with him at
the time. He was brouget to his home
in Morris Immediately and Doctors
Hulburd, Sutherland and Duly were
called to dress the wound. He is now
as comfortable as could be expected
under the circumstances and is doing
we'll. Mr.. Buckentin is one of the
leading business men of our city and
has host of friends who will regret
to learn of this serious accident.
At the annual meeting of the
National w. G. T. L. held in Phila-
delphia, October, 1885, In accordance
with request made by twenty-one
leading pastors of that city, Oct. Il,
was designated as n Temperance
Sabbath, to be observed throughout
the world, The w. G.. T. Z. of Morris
would respectfully ask that the day
be so observed by the churches of our
village and would also take this OPP
portunity to thank the churches who
so fully aud willingly responded to
our call for the needy one, who joins
us in expressions of gratitude.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
Sale of State Lands.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, Ian

STATE OF MINNEsoTA, LAND OFFICE.
Saint Paul, Sept 18th, 1886.
Notice is hereby given that will offer at
Public Sale at the office of the County
Auditor in Morris on Thursday November,
18th 1886 at 10 o'clock A. NJ, on the terms
prescribed by law, the Internal Improve
ment and School Lands, in Stevens County,
that have been appraised and are unsold, or
that have been sold and forfeited by reason
of failure to pay interest for two or more
years. List of the lands to be offered may
be seen at the Auditors Office for ten days
prior to the sale.
NJ. w. BRADEN,
Commissioner of the State Land Office.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
MISCELLANEOUS
NOTICE.,

To the voters of Stevens County:
For reasons which will he made
known at the proper time, I hereby
announce myself an independent cam
didate for office of county treasurer.
ask the support of all who object 10
machine politics.
Very respectfully,
DAVID KEMP.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
ATTENTION.

We have lately secured the exclu-
sive sale of Foster q Co.'S shoes. If
you desire nice stylish shoe, call
for Foster & Co.'S goods. They can be
warranted, and are superior to any
shoe ever sold here.
J. f, DANIELSON.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Mr.. J. Howard James, manager
Stuckert's Livery, 6l9 N, 9Th street,
Philadelphia, Pa, says, After trying
all other remedies without relief, for
q heavy cold on the chest, accom-
panied by q severe cough. used Red
Star Cough Cure, and in a very short
time was entirely well.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Now one word in urging the wear
ing of our badge. There was one of
our sisters hurrying along the street
in New York stopped by a man who
said want to speak to you. I took
the pledge month ago of a woman
who had on white ribbon. And she
said could always speak to lady
wearing one and she would encourage
me, but I've never seen one since.
Seems as If there ai'nt many of you
now Is there? Oh! yes she replied,
but some of us may forget, or neglect
to put it on. Do not let us forget or
neglect to wear it.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
PLEDGE.

hereby solemnly promise, GOD
helping me, to abstain from all dis
titled, fermented, and malt liquor,
including wine and cider. and to en-
ploy all proper means to discourage
the use of and traffic in the same.
OUR MOTTO.
For God, home and humanity. A
to mother and wives, | believe
there does exist an actual necessity
for great reform among the people
and that God will be with 1t and
prosper it if we Will put forth our uni
ted efforts in trying TO bring it about.
Let us then Dear Sisters Of the w. G.
T. U. commence at home by balrsh-
ing from the ingredients four cakes,
pies, buildings and sauces wine and
brandy. Who is there among. us
that would knowingly cultivate
taste for wine and brandy in a
husband, father, brother, or son. We
all know there are thousands so down
to a drunkard's grave every year.
Think if you can, where the first step
was taken. For every effect there
must be cause. Possibly some of
your acquaintance are victims of
wine, and specimens of wrecked
humanity, whom you look upon
perhaps with scorn. Perhaps their
mothers and sisters dealt out the wine
and brandy in their food and various
other ways. l have seen with an
aching heart mothers feed whiskey
to their little helpless infants to make
them sleep. Stop 1 pray you, and
consider seriously, before you judge
the poor unfortunate too harshly.
Which should be held responsible the
tempter or the weak ones who are
tempted, and fall? The free and pre-
valent use of wine, which only too
soon finds taste for something
stronger, plainly accounts for the
position great many young men
now occupy. A fact which cannot
be denied. Then Join hands in this
grand work, and Danish the wine
from the table and cellar forever.
Be martyrs to public opinion If
necessary, and strain every nerve I'M
I'll we gain the victory of right, and
feel that our friends are safe from
taking the fatal step at our own bid
ding.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

In order to make room for new
goods, [ am now selling summer dress
goods at cost and even less than cost.
1t will pay you to take advantage OF
the bargains am Offering.
32t2 H. 3. WOLFF.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given that the
regular monthly meeting of the
stock holders of the Morris Loan and
Building Association will be held at
the office of the Secretary on Monday
evening, October 4th 1886, at 1870
o'clock. Please pay dues promptly
and save fines.
P. A. MCCARTHY, Sec'y.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

to use his own money and avoid pay
ing interest? Or why would 1t not
be better to keep his grain In his own
bins at home than to allow it to go in
to the visible supply and then try to
sell afterwards at an advance? Or
why would it not be better to sell at
first than to pay storage and interest
both while waiting for an advance in
a market which he helped to over
load
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Remember that all we ask is that
you call, examine our goods and get
prices. If after you do this, we cant
sell you what you need, we will find
no fault at your going elsewhere.
II. 3. WOLFF.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
FOR SALE.

One team of good work horses.
Weight about 100 pounds each. For
particulars inquire of
NJ. B. WILLIAMS,
DOnneily, Mimi.
Or at this office.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
FOR RENT

Fine rooms in the Central House.
Rooms l6x24 down stairs, supplied
with water. Also fine rooms up
stairs. Call early if you wish them.
j. ID. GOOD.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Farmers, now is the time to cut
your sod and the Acme Cutter is the
tool to do it with and save back-set-
ting. For sale by
J. G.. MCCOON.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Monitor pioWs: have u few Moni-
tor cross cut plows which / am clos
Ing ont cheap.
III. u. WOLFF.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Helgeson & Hanson will sell you a
ticket to or from Europe on any
steamship line desired at lowest prices.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

RazOrs and shears ground and
sharpened to order. Satisfaction
guaranteed at G. w. Jackson's barber
shop. 32t4
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

TO oil in danger of badness jack
sons Celebrated Hair Tonic is sure
preventative.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

1 will rent my piano by the hour on
reasonable terms.
EMMA J. SPOONER.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Rye bread constantly on hand at
Sawyer's bakery.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

For Excelsior Weather strips, go to
E. F. Hill.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Wood turning and Scroll saving, at
+. +. HILLS
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

Helgeson & Hanson's is headquar-
ters for Ocean Tickets.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29
FOR RENT,

A seven room house, with closets,
pantry, cistern and cellar all new
and in first class order. Located on
8th st. Inquire of
A. A. STONE or T. s. MILLS If
The next annual meeting of the
National Grange of Patrons of Hus-
bandry will be held at Philadelphia,
Pa, beginning November 10. This
will be the goth annual meeting.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

st. Jacobs Oil is pronounced a most
extraordinary cure for rheumatism
by Hon, James Harlan, ex-Vice
Chancellor, Louisville, KY.
Morris tribune., 1886-09-29

J. A. JOHNSON, Agt. Sc
Morris, MINI.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
NOTES AND GOSSIP


RoBERT GARRETT of The Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad Will sail Tor Europe salur-
day.
MIR. RoBERT c. WINTHROP and family
will spend the summer at the Ocean View
Hotel, Block Island.
DIR. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES will de-
vote the greater part Of the next two months
to sightseeing in France, Italy and Ger
many.
SENATOR SHERMAN and his brother, Hoyt
Sherman, have lately become interested in
valuable street railway property at Des
Moinos, Iowa.
FARMER-"This is last nights milk,
ladies. You will find II nice and rich"
Young lady from the clty-"Ugh Don't
drink that Look at that thick ugly scum
on top p'--[Tidbits.
Mr.. BoDwELI, the Republican candidate
for Governor OF Maine, used to be shoe
maker. lie will put soul into the cam
palgn.-[ Washington Critic. But 10 will
not last Nashville American. In other
words, IT will peg out.
THE silly boys and daft men who kill them
selves for one woman, when there is super
abundance of 10000 OF the indispensable
sex In Massachusetts alone, are uncon-
cously doing the work neglected by the
fool-killer.-- Boston Herald.
COLE YOUNGER, one OF the bandit broth
ers, now serving q life term in the Min
nesota penitentiary for the Mortified bank
murder, is q man of considerable education
and breaches regularly to his fellow con-
victs In a somewhat blunt but impressive
style.
TnE London Standard says that saccharin,
the new product Of coal tar, which is 23C
times sweeter than sugar, is coming largely
into use In the hospitals at Berlin, as it can
be used in some ailments where cane sugar
would be injurious. IL 1t can be made
cheaply enough 1t will sooner or later find
| its way into the household.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
The TaiIy-siO Circus.

Says New York letter; "Nothing could
be more unretiring than the coaching that
has become intensely fashionable to a few
of the most pretentious people in town. A
fourhorse drag, with glittering harness,
bright vehicle, liveried nunkies, loud bugler
and load Of women gayly dressed, is quite
as resplendent as a circus chariot and com
mands as much attention as II rolls along a
crowded street. But It is the loading or
unloading that is particularly an amuse-
ment for the spectators. have seen dis
tinguished belle mounting TO the top OF a
coach In the midst Of a rabble, In every way
as conspicuous as queen of the wire about
TO ascend to the height OF tent pole, with
o saucy urchln commenting shrllly on her
appearance, like clown helping on the ex-
hibition, and she was all the while as placid
as though secluded In her own boudoir."
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
Washington, June 23.
A Swell Portrait.

A Newport correspondent of the Boston
Herald says that "white vests are very
much the fashion just now, and a collar
turned sharply down in front. Patent
leather shoes, trousers twenty-five inches
round the bottom, n four-button cutaway
coat Of diagonal cloth, and q silk hat with II
half weed are included In the outlt of the
modern Beau Brummell, not to mention
q bamboo stick with buckhorn head aud
pair of tan colored gloves broadly stitched
on the back with black. lie wears wide
black silk ribbon with gold buckle hang
ing from his fob pocket, half dozen rings
upon his fingers, scarf pin worth a small
fortune ana carries single eyeglass, which
when he does, Such Is the exquisite youth,
who has nothing in the world to do but
help to spend his fathers millions and
marry girl with as many more.n
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
PER FICTION.
There was once perfectly modern girl,
With perfectly modern ways,
who saw perfection in everything
That happened to meet her gaze.

There was once perfectly modern girl,
With perfectly modern ways,
Who saw perfection in everything
That happened to meet her gaze.
Such perfectly lovely things she said,
And perfectly awful, too,
That none would have dared 10 doubt her
word,
So perfectly. perfectly true
The weather, she said in summer time,
Was perfectly, awfully warm;
The winter was perfect, too, when there
Some perfectly terrible storm.
she went to a perfectly horrld school,
In perfectly horrd town;
And the perfectly hateful teachers there
Did things up perfectly brown.
The lessons were perfectly fearfully long,
But never perfectly said
And when she failed, as often She did,
Her face grew perfectly red.
The church she attended was perfectly mag
With perfectly heavenly spire;
And perfect crowds went there to hear
Aperfectly charming choir
A ride she took was perfectly grand,
On a perfectly gorgeous day,
With perfectly nobby friend OF hers
Who happened TO pass that way
| might go on with this perfect poem,
And write 10 the end OF time;
But fearing TO wear your patience out,
VIII bring TO an end my rhyme.
-ICourler journal
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

AN INTERVIEWER attributes to KEEP
resentative lie Fevre of Ohio the state.
ment that "no Congressman can live
on his salary and pay his expenses and
be honest" AS Mr.. lie Fevre has
served four terms in Congress and may
be supposed to know something on
this subject, 1t is to be hoped he has
been incorrectly quoted. y very large
number of Congressman do live on
their salaries, and Mr., lie Feyre is
making very serious charge If he says
that this necessitates their being either
"dead- d-beats" or corruptionists. He
would certainly not include himself in
such a category, and we know of sew
eral very reputable gentlemen at the
Capitol who manage to worry through
on $4,000 year. and are not at all
penurious either. A man of economical
habits can make So, 900 year go quite
as far here as in any other city in the
country. Mr.. lie Feyre has evidently
been misrepresented
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

TO be able to beat the Irex." That's
just about the size of It, 1t is truly
one Of the characteristics of the Amer
lean yachtsmen, that they calculate
what work is cut out for them and then
proceed to do IT, If English yachts
men possessed some of that character
istLc which the Fioid is pleased to call
"idiosyncracy" they might hope some
day or other to be able to take back
the cup which they have so often and
fruitlessly contested for.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

ANARCHY still pervades the atmos.
phcre of Chicago. Mr.. Parsons has
put In an appearance with n request to
he martyred. The dusky Mrs. Par.
sons is writing book on Socialism
and the "Reign of Terror" of which
1000 copies, accompanied by photo
graph of her interesting husband, are
to be struck Off for general circulation.
The trial of the Spies gang is about to
proceed, provided a jury is ever Sc.
lected, and the inevitable Parsons has
two hours speech on hand, which he
desires to deliver In his own defense.
In the meantime, the Anarchists who
are not in Jail, are holding inccndiary
meetings ms of yore and plotting the
determination of the police. Chicago
as summer resort is ruled out for this
wear.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
One Among Many,

EDITOR Critic. 1t was my privilege yes
terday TO attend the closing exercises of the
fourth grade at the Cranch School, Twelfth
and q streets southeast Though the weather
was inclement, the children were all In their
places, and l was particularly impressed
with the excellent discipline of the school
and the thorough training which the pupils
had evidently received under the efficient
management of Miss Comstock. Among
many meritorous exercises, the parts sus
tanned by Misses Ella Spicer, Mamie Carter
Myrtle Ferguson and Jennie Rounds and
Daniel Dickens deserve special mention
The closing speech was delivered by Master
John Wharton with great credit to himself
CITIZEN.
Woehfputnn Jupn OR
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

SAID an ex-Congressman to New York
Tribune correspondent; "Mr. Cleveland's
Cabinet cannot be said to have any political
relations to him. They are not advisers;
they are agents only, lie does not consult,
but directs them. He does not ask advice
as to what is to be done in any matter; he
simply asks the best manner of doing it.n
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
An Ex,Inaian Fighter.

An Indian chief who Is visiting Washing
ton at Government expense was introduced
to Senator recently who has very bald
head.
The chief looked at Kim for some moments
with great interest. Finally he said:
"Ughl Where you fight Injun some
timei"-[N. Y. Sun.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

THE Fie2d, sporting paper pub
lished in London, says Of the Galatea,
which is to come over here to try con-
clusions for the Americas cup; "If
the Americans will not have our fastest
yacht to beat, they will be able to cal
culate, which will suit their idiosyn-
cracies exactly. how much faster they
would have to travel after they have
beaten the Galatea, say five minutes,
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

THE railroad attorneys in Congress
will be satisfied with nothing less than
the strangulation of Mr.. Beck bill,
They look upon such legislation as n
direct blow at one of the most profit
able industries of the country.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

SINCE Mr.. William Steele Holman
has discovered the popularity OF Mr..
Cleveland, Editor Dana of the New
York san, has to walk with his legs
wide apart, so that in treading upon
Mr.. Cleveland he will not bring his
iron heel down upon the tender indi.
viduality Of the Hoosier statesman.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

THE Pennsylvania Railroad having
decided to build the Storm King Bridge
over the Hudson, at the Highlands, and
to build a road connecting it with their
great system at Trenton, the Hartford
Times predicts prosperous future for
the New England road after all its
vicissitudes. Being united with the
Pennsylvania at Fishkill, 1t will re-
quire double track at once from Bos-
ton to the Hudson.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

In THE Albany County Court yester.
day the Judge said that the Superin-
tendent of the Albany Penitentiary had
offered him $50 head for each pris-
oner sentenced TO a long term and sent
10 that institution, The great State of
New York is distancing all competition
in extending, the commerce of bribery.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

The workings of Congress may be
classed under the head of Meteorology
for the present. If the weather re.
mains cool and pleasant Congress will
remain indefinitely, but if the sun
comes down the straight way for Il
week or ten days Congress will meet
and run off in very abrupt manner.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

IT is not unlikely that Mr.. Beecher
will make a few speeches for Gladstone
and Home Rule before he returns from
abroad. There are politicians who in
innate that this is one of the chief OBJ,
jects of his mission, and that it is not
in the interest of Mr.. Blaine. Whose
then2
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
REAL ESTATE.

NOR SALE-The North Washington
IL Real Estate Company have large and
choice line ofimproved and unimproved prop
erty for sale offering rare chances for Invest
land for sale In the north or northeast seq
tion of the city will find II to their advantage
to do so through this company, which gives
It's whole attention and energy to the develop
ment of that part OF the city. This company
has seventy thousand feet In ono tract on New
Hampshire ave. at q bargain for Investment
Also, 200, 900 acres Of Improved farm lands
In Virginia for sale or exchange. $40 y st W.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

THE parks of this city have assumed
an unusually beautiful and attractive
appearance. The Commissioner of Pub.
lie Buildings and Grounds believes that
Washington should lead rather than
follow other cities in the adornment of
its reservations and it is a source of
qualification that the best use is being
made of the limited appropriations
available for this purpose,
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

"THE Massachusetts Legislature,
says the New York Erening Post, "has
thoroughly disgusted the people of the
State by doing nothing that was worth
doing and taking about half a year to
do it in" Similar ill-natured remarks
have been made concerning the Ma
tional Legislature, but considering that
Congress has passed about six hundred
private pension bills in the last six
months, their injustice is at once ap-
parent.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

"Mamma," said Johnnie, still smarting
from single application, sis the roof of
anything on top of itT'
"Of course 1t is," she said, shortly.
"And don't shingles always go on the
roof ?n
"Certainly, they do"
Then Johnnie was silent for quite a
while. Finally he said, in q quaverlng
voice; f.I ..
"Mamma, amt, my roof upside down Y''
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
GENERAL AND CRITICULA AR.

Bobbie is the son OF high official In
Washington and he is as bright as his
father. He goes to Sunday-school and last
Sunday the teacher INDUCED in little talk
on home religion.
"Does your father say grace at the table p"
she asked, when she came to Bobbie.
"No, Miss, he DOESN'T" replied Bobbie,
tour waiter girl amt named Grace"
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

DANIEL DOUGLAS HOME, the famous
spiritualst, whose death is announced
at London, turned his alleged super
natural powers to profitable account for
long series of years and numbered
many distinguished people among his
dupes. His business was finally broken
up, however, by verdict against him
in the courts on the suit Of Mrs. Jane
Lyon Of London, whom he had de-
frauded of 100000 on the pretense that
it was by direction of her deceased
husbands spirit. His exposure in that
case was so glaring that he was never
able TO recover from it, and he died in
comparative obscurity.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
In vain-four letters,

Mrs. Leland Stanford is going to estab-
lish home for old women in Albany. This
will prove great blessing to the existing
crop of ballet girls in this country.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

THE reception Of Colonel John A..
Joyce by his old friends in Mt. Stcr-
ling, Ky, amounted to an ovation, and
his lecture on "Anvil Sparks brought
down very large house. The Mt.
Sterling Sentinel. Democrat says that
his various themes were handled with
the fire of genius, and the keen flashes
Of his wit ran swift race with poesy
and song" We are also told that the
lecturers sentences fell from his lips
in "all the glorious imagery of his
own poetic mind" and, as might have
been expected, the audience applauded
them in genuine old Kentucky STYLE
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
AUCTION SALES.
THOMAS BOWLING,

THOMAS BOWLING,
Il Auctioneer.
TRUSTEES SALE OF LOT ON ID STREET,
BETW ZEN 1ST AND 2DSB.
by virtue of deed of trust dated February
27, 1884, and recorded in liber No. 10i2, folio
22i OF the u. G. Land Records, and at the re-
in front of the premises, ON FRIDAY, the I'D
DAY OF JULY, at O'Clock p. M, the east
half of lot No. II, in square No. 73I,. with the
improvements, consisting of an old frame
house.
Terms, one.thlrd cash, balance in 0 and 12
months, or all cash. 5000 required at time of
SALE other particulars made known at sale
JOHN LYNCH, Trustee
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23

Jay Gould has developed a talent for
photography. Jay takes everything.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
FOR RENT--.HOUSES.

DOR RENT-House, z Rooms, 832 Il
Il st n Q; imps; S25. Apply at PARKER'S
Real Estate Agency, Az and SITS W.
EOR RENT-No. 1917 K Street n o, Bay
Il window brick house, rooms and bath;
mod. imp. fine condition; S205O per month.
Address OWNER, No. II I'd stne.
The Washington critic., 1886-06-23
COUNTRY PROPERTY.

EoK SALON ltth 18th s. Extended, tended
by 7.room house. stable, &C.; nice shade, ex-
cellent water. Immediately adjoining the
proposed park; only $4,000.
WALKER q WILSON, 1905 p st a W.