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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

sings cigar advertisements in verse. Those
verses are machine made.
In these piping political times, young Mr..
Balley'S ideas would be Of public interest, not
to say Importance
A former clerk in the district court is now
agent for life insurance company, and this
is the way he talks to victim: You, John
Smith, do Solemnly swear that you desire to
become insured in my company, and that you
will tell the truth, the whole truth, and moth
ing but the truth, so help you the Provident
Insurance company"
Capt. Cray is G Grand Army man and is en-
deavoring to sell tickets for picnic. Last
evening he was seen with much diSgusted
look upon his handsome face. On being asked
the reason he said: We'll. you see, / have
been on the point of asking ten or fifteen
persons to buy tickets tonight. and just be-
fore preached the subject discovered they
were all reporters
DR.. H NJ. Avery has been brought forward
for the legislature.
Irish Republicans want W. f. Mccarthy
nominated for county auditor.
1t is said c. A. Pillsbury wants Matt Walsh
to receive the Republican nomination Tor
treasurer, on account of services rendered.
Orville Rinehart is said to have his eagle
eye on the seat in the seat in the senate
warmed by G. A. Pillsbury.
Loren Fletcher is out in card denying that
he would retrench the Gil6llan shortage out
of the Glenn Democracy. He only expects to
poll heavy Democratic vote on account of
personal magnetism.
Most of the Democratic legislative candl-
dates will be level-headed workingmen.
Lighting NicoIlet Avenue.
The executive committee of the Nicollet
Avenue Illuminating association met last
evening and organized by electing William
Regain, president, II. K. McClelland, secre-
tary, and j. w. Fields. treasurer. 1t was
decided to have the illumination begin at
the west side of Second street and continue
up both sides of Nicollet to the east side of
Seventh. with two large arches on each
corner, providing each block subscrbes it's
pro rata of the expense. The secretary was
instructed to prepare suitable sheet for
the cash subscriptions Of the many out
siders who have seen the St. Louis illu-
mination and realize the vast benefits sim
liar one will be to Minneapolis. President
Regan was instructed to prepare the de-
signs, from which the plumbers are to make
their proposals to do the work. Messrs.
Messrs. P. K. Mcclellan, John A. Schlener
and William M. Regain were appointed a
committee to draw up suitable bylaws.
The treasurer was instructed to give a
SIS, 600 bond for the proper discharge Of his
duties.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
A Lunatio Seriously Injured While In
dulging in Reckless Drive Up
Hennepin Avenue.
A Hebrew Horse Dealer Disappears With
$1,000 in His Pocket--Where
is Mrs. Brodie2
Twenty Thousand Dollars Goes Up in
the Flames--ThoseW Who Were
Injured.
A WILD RID E.
An Insane Man Creates Sensation
OH Aenacp5n Avenue.

An insane Mah CTeRtSS n SENSATION
on AenncpIn Avenue.
Frank Howard, "a years old, son of
W. W. Howard. residing at 1924 Hennepn
avenue, received sunstroke seven years
ago, which shattered his mind. While he
has not been regarded as exactly insane, a
constant watch has been kept upon his
movements. Yesterday afternoon he
eluded the vigilance of the family and got
on the street. Seeing a horse and car
rage belonging to gentleman
named Wells, he climbed into the vehicle
and whipped the horse into furious run.
The frightened animal ran up Hennepin
with Howard gleefully hanging to the
lines. On Blaisdell the carriage collided
with wagon and was tipped ovor. The
young man was thrown out, and. striking
on his head, was knocked insensible. He
was carried to 300 Blaisdell avenue where
it was found that his injuries were quite
serious, he being badly cut about the head
aud severely bruised. The buggy in which
he took his wild ride was reduced to kind
ling wood.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Setting Up the Casts.

The work of setting up the collection Of
plaster casts was commenced at the exposi.
ton yesterday. Leonard Volk, the Chi
cago sculptor, will be here Monday and
will personally superintend the work. AL
bert Bernstein, the celebrated New York
painter, to whom more than anybody else
Minneapolis is unoer obligations for the
magnificent cast collection, will send some
of his best works, the total value of which
is Sl25, 600, in spite of several tempting
offers made by 1ival expostions.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
A NIHNN EAP0LHS LAMB.
He Plays Fare, Loses and Invoke
the Law.

He Plays Fare. Loses and Invokes
the Law.
Special to the Globe.
CHICAGO. July 17.-Kirk Gum and Cy
Jaynes, keepers of gambling house at SO
Randolph street, were arrested to-day on
warrants sworn out before Justice Hawkin-
son, charging them as keepers of common
gambling place. Harry Hinschild, pill
grim from Minneapolis, says he went into
Gums place last Saturday night and lost
$500 at ''brace" game of faro. Gum
and Jaynes gave $500 bonds to appear for
trial next Monday. Warrants were also
taken out for the arrest of Tom Sheedy,
the dealer of the place, who is also a
nephew Of the notorious Sheedy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

who, in the event Of a doubtful issue,
would themselves enter the canvass as can
didates. Gov. Washburn would not ven
ture prediction as to whether Senator Nc
MILAN would be his own successor or not,
but said he had no doubt the candidates
would be as thick as hlackherrieS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
"A phenomenon Explained.

French Fun.
A gentleman entered telegraph Office
81 beg pardon, but as I was coming along
this afternoon l saw myriads of flies settled
on your wires; can you suggest any explain
alton of the phenomenon" about what
time was it, sir?" about 4 o'clock. "
''Ah! that accounts for it; that's the time l
send the quotations for sugar and honey"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
A Disastrous Fire.

"Where was the fire last night?"
1.-THE engine house burned down."
els that so. Much loss?n
Eyes. The engine, hook and ladder
truck, and 800 lfeet of hose were totally
destroyed"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

A Practical and Exclusive School
of shorthand and typewriting will be
opened in Minneapolis on or about Aug.
15. Persons desiring to join opening
classes address Anna c. Drew. room 9.
Hale block, ST. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Small RlaXes.

Officer Gustafson last evening discovered
that an incendiary had endeavored to set
fire to Jacobs grocery at 720 Nicollet
avenue by means of box
filled with oiled rags placed
at the rear Of the building. A fire alarm
was occasioned at midnight by fire in the
basement of Hotel Albion. The flames
were easily extinguished and there was no
damage.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

Say, Jim, can you tell me why this
delicious, dainty clgaret I am smoking is
like the vestal virgins of old?"
Give it up. Dick. Why is it?"
because it's name is 'Purity?' See?"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
We Still Give.

And intend to for a while, to clear out the
balance of our summer stock of dress goods
at cost McLain, 1884 Wabasha street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

The new Calhoun park is now in readi-
ness for use and has one-siXth mile bicy-
Gle and running track and one-hundred-
nd-thirty-yard sprinting track. Seating
capacity for 1900 people will be fur
nished by the grand stand. The opening
of the park opens up new field of opera
tons for athletic sports. It is intended to
bring here some of the best pedestrians,
runners. bicyclists, ETC.. and tournaments
will be arranged for which prizes will be
offered. The annual games of the Caledo-
MAN club games will take place there
Wednesday, and July 30, Duncan c. Ross
and Sergt. c. Walsh will give their mounted
sword combat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

The Finest Turn Out i'm the City
Delivers Peaslee's ale and porter wherever
ordered. Telephone 1926.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

Because Minneapolis contributed quite
literally to the support of the meeting of
the Twin City Driving club is no reason
why the usual fall races should be aban-
doned. The Minneapolis association pro-
poses to hold its races as usual at the old
fair grounds the second week of Septem-
Der, and good program is being prepared,
which will include trotting, pacing and
running, with some special attractions in
the way of free-for-ail r. F. Jones, the
secretary. leaves for Detroit, Mich, to-day
to secure the attendance of some we'll
known flyers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
PatentLaW- Jas. F. Williamson,

Room Is, Colon Block, Minneapolis. Solicit.
tor OF patents, counsellor in patent cases
Two Years an Examiner in u. S. Pa
tent Office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

7O2 Western avenue, Minneapolis, from Z
a. m. to 6 p. N. every day except Sunday.
Peaslee's ale and porter.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

Attention.! Forward March
To 702 Western avenue, Minneapolis, and
order case Of Peaslee's pure and unex-
celled ale, porter, or 'alf-and-'alf.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Claims Allowed

That Peaslee's ale and porter are the finest
in the market.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Ju5ce and Jury agree

Upon t..:' merits OF Paas!ee's ale and porter.
For purity and quality they cannot be ex-
ceiled.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Title Justly Bestowed
AT Home.

On Peaslee 6 Co. for the superiority of
their goods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

We Still Maintain the Right
And will please you with ale and porter. al
702 Western avenue, Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

John Donaldson has returned from Mon
tana but has nothing on the string of i'll
terest. Killen is at Duluth, where he is to
knock Paddy Mcdonald. local boxer. out
in four rounds. The fight between Killen
and MeIlin is off.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
ALL SORTS.
YUM-YUNI FLETCHER.

YUM-YUM FLETCHER. 81;
Here how-de-do!
If trade with you
may risk my prospects prettN
That would be too great pity5
Au revoir to you.
Here's a how-de-doi
NANKI-POo SCHEEFER.
Here's pretty mess!
In four months or less,
will still be out of Office.
Oh, my lot how very tough is!
Witness my distress.
Here's pretty mess!
Ko-Ko LANGDoN.
Here's state of things!
What q change time bringsl
Senatorial devotion
Really cannot suit my notion,
For Cush Davis clings.
Here's state of things!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Meeting To-Day

At 702 Western avenue, Minneapolis, to or
der ale and porter of Peaslee & Co.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18
Northwestern Purchasing and Collection Ag'y.

w. F. MCMILLAN, Proprietor.
transact all kinds of business in Mime
apolis and st. Paul, for non-resdents. Gen.
eral shopping, exchanging and matching
goods. Collections a specially. Send for
circular with full details and references.
Rooms l and 2, Minnesota Loan and Trust
Company building, Minneapolis, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

Jerry Murphy, the champion lightweight
of the Northwest is in training, probably
for meeting with Warren, if the latter is
willing to overlook the disparity in their
weights.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

MINNEAfOLIO MIMI.
Boarding and Day School for Young
Ladies and Children, conducted by the
Sisters of st. Joseph. The languages,
vocal and instrumental music, drawing,
painting anil needlewOrk taught in addi-
ton to the usual English branches. For
particulars call at academy OF address by
letter THE SUPERIORESS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-18

Base ball has deprecated frightfully in
Minneapolis during the past week, the re-
suit of the wholesale loss of games by the
Minneapolis team. The average attendance,
after the Sunday game, was 200 in the
grounds and 800 on the board piles, and
most of those present took delight in guying
the local team. To-day the boys play at
Milwaukee, and it has been wagered that
they will not win more than one game on
the trip. AS it was. the team was badly
crippled up, and Crooks, Murphy and
Schafer were the only players who were
not subjects for the hospital. Sowders did
some exceptional work, striking our four
men in three consecutive games, and was
then compelled to, take rest. Weber
caught four consecutive games, and would
have continued but for dislocated
finger. Lynch played with a
dislocated finger, broken nose and a
ripped ear. Foley is laid up with Sc
verely bruised leg. and O'Rouke has a
severely strained knee No wonder they
could not play. If the new men join them
at Milwaukee, and they win few games
on the trip, they will have big crowds when
they return, otherwise the club might as
well disband.
The Anthony Kelly & Co. base ball club
met their first defeat yesterday afternoon,
at the hands of the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul railroad employees, the score stand
ing Is to Is. The grocers lay their defeat
to the poor ground and high grass, and
high grass, and say they will lay out the
railroaders in the return game, to be PLAYED
soon. The battery of the grocers is an ex-
ceptionaly good one.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-04-02
Notice of Forfeiture.

Notice of Forfeiture.
IDAHO CITY. Boise County, Idaho Ter.
To Donald Grant:
/. You. are hereby notified that we have
expended for you, in labor and improve
ments, $500 upon the Wolverine lode or
quartz mining claim, and $3.50 upon The
Galveston lode or quarz mining claim,
both of SAID quartz mining claims being
located in Banner Mining District, Boise
county, Idaho Territory, in order to hold
said premises under the provisions of see
ton ABA, Revised Statutes of the United
States, said amount being your proportion
of the full amount required to hold said
claims for the years 1851, 1882, 1888, 1884
and 1885. Ii within ninety days after
this notice by publication you fail or
refuse to contribute your proportion of
said expens es as co-owner as aforesaid,
your interests in said claims will become
the property of the subscribers, under sec
tion 1924 of the laws aforesaid
JOHN RITCHIE,
NATHANIEL RITCHIE.
jan IL, 1886. 90d
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1886-04-02

North Idsho has changed its views
- 70 the benefits Of annexation to
Washing ton territory. The Nez Perce
News asks: ~WiII the champions 81
1nnexation answer these conundru,ns
n frank and friendly manner? Til.
people are tired Of the glittering gen
traIities. reckless assertion and re-
peated masquerading behind the vote
~ 1882, with which the cause has beet
maintained il the past, and they nov
demand specific and detailed infor-
Nation about the practical working
the measure il put IN operations.
e have shown up its disadvantages
and asked for All itemized list Of the
alleged benefits we are to receive from
annexation. For our part we are well
satisfied to remain ia Idaho, because
idaho u : better country for the poor
man than Washington, because under
generous and equitable laws VI Idaho
4ere is more even distribution Of
Sealth, more opportunities tor its ac-
nirement tha. IN Washington, where
Slass legislation favors the rich, ha-
ekssss the poor and fosters the mon
1poly. in every form OF wealth"
A DIsGusTED lNvsN7oR. While
Jam Townsend was ovarin Mill Creek
'hH invented = milking n.Achine to be-
worn by the COW during tie day. IL
-ebnsisted Of a metal can holding from
@hree 10 Eve gallons to be suspended
aiider the animal by broad strap
passing over her back. Lii the top Ut
4be can were four or i've silver plated
eibes for insertion in the teats, thus
Adfordiug the milk constant flow in
- the can. Like Col. Sellers, Jim
cav "lnillions in it," but one day
when Jim found out that blamed
6lsol rancher from Bridgeport had
<Aade an improvement on it and called
eke 'Canine Buturos Developer" by
Ming : caveat on "yaller dog to.
chase the COW till the butter come, he
got mad, smashed the model, sassedi
2he rancher, got licked, went off and
wrote a heavy leader scoring the Unit
ID States patent laws from Hades to
Gfeakfas.. Bodie Free Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08
What Pleased Her Most.

A damsel from the wilds had the good
fortune 10 marry young ranchman who
had suddenly lecome rich. A bridal tour
of all the large Eastern cities was planned
and away they went, jubilantly happy.
On their return the bride was asked il
che enjoyed her self.
well, I should SMILE" was her positive
reply; 49,
what did you think of Niagara Fallsi"
sOb, they were real nice but / didn't
care much for them"
aHow did you like Washington"
"Oh, Just tolab!e. The Capitol was
pretty fine, but don't take much stock in
such things"
did You go to New York;"
ayes, we daw,lled round there q week,
and got tired of it. Brooklyn Bridge was a
good deal of show, but didn't see any
thing else cared for much"
Well, now, do tell me--what did you
see that you'd like, most to see again.
What pleased you more than anything
else?"
The young brides face frightened yisi-
bly,, her eyes twinkled joyfully AS she said
well, when We was III Chicago we went
10 dime museum, and we see there calf
with two heads and two tails. 1t was born
that way. tell you it beat anything we
ever heard Of. John and me, we've both
said many a time since that we'd ruther see
that calf agin than all Washington and New
York and Nisgry Falls put together. 1t
lest be at all!"-- Detroit Free Press
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08
IWasllinpton spcciai,

The fate of the Indians captured in the
Miles campaign is practically settled. 1t
vns not decided when they were first sc Il
East whether any of them would be tried
for crimes or not. The President has ex
amined the case very carefully, and has
come To the conclusion that life congne-
ment for all of these l. dams in Florida,
where they can do no harm. will be the
most thorough punishment which can e
visited upon them. 1t is the only pia teal
way by which they can be punished. If the
criminals among them were to be singled
out no military commission would have any
authority to try them. They would have to
be turned over to the civil authorities in the
place where the crimes were eommtte d.
1t would be traNestv on Justice 10 have
these Indians tried in Arizona and New
Mexico. There is not white man IN either
one of those Territories who could sit in a
case involving the rights of an Indian with
any kind of fairness. The conviction of
the criminals would ave Their families
untouched. These families would train up
children to reverae the death OF those
who were punished, aad he iesnlt wc.lld
be Il continuation of tie oG,rages which for
years have made life and property 50 inse-
cure in the two Territories. As matter Of
fact, the five hundred Indians transferred
to Florida have been sentenced to linper-
ing death. They have been brought up in
the mountain countries. accustomed to
freedom in the pure, cold air of high alti-
tndes. Their confinement III the warm
climate of Florida will simply result in
their dying off like so many S! eep. Ex-
perienced army officers do not think thai
there will be one of them alive at the end
of the next five wears.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08

MC0SH AND ELIOT.
The Presidents of Princeton and Har,
ward.

Presidents McCosh and Eliot, of Prince
ton and Harvard Colleges, have been
brought quite prominently before the pub
lie lately, on account of the unpleasantness
growing out of Haryards 25oth ami
yersary celebration. New Jerseys famous
educator conceived that grave indignity
was inflicted upon him on that occasion,
and in state of dudgeon turned his back
upon the University lalls long before the
conclusion of the exercises. Core
spondence has passed between the
two distinguished men of letters,
and. so far as public protestations, explana-
tons and apologies go, the trouble has
been smoothed over in manner satisfac-
tory to both. Faithful hkenesses of the
men are herewith presented. James Me-
Gosh, Princeton President, is Scotch
man, is rs years old and was educated in
the famous schools of Glasgow and Edin-
bursh. He became minister Of the
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08

Church of Scotland, in Arbroath, in 1885,
removed TO Brechin in 1899, where he join
ed the Free Church of Scotland in 1913.
He was appointed Professor OF Logic and
Metaphysics ia Queens College. Belfast.
in 1851. In 1858 lie came TO America and
became President of the College of New
Jersey, at Princeton. and has since then
taken prominent place among American
divines aud educators. Besides numerous
contributions to British and American re-
views he has published The Method Of
the Divine Government, Physical and
Moral" and, in conjunction with DR..
Dickie, typical Forms and Special Ends
in Creation" in 1896. Among Lis other
productions may be numbered those o. The
Supernatural III r. lation to the Natural. y
1862; Examination of Mills Phlo ophy,h
1866: Inaugural address nj Princeton,
1868; Logic" in the succeeding year;
christianity and Positivism.' in 1911;
"The Scottish Philosophy III 1874: re-
ply to Tyndalls noted Belfast address,
1875; "The Development Hypothesis"
1876; The Emotions 1881, and some oc-
casional sermons and addresses.
Charles w. Eliot. President Of Harvard
University, is native OF Boston, and is
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08

In the throes OF rheumatism, which has reached
the infamniatory stage. the invalid has just
cause to dep!oee tho inefticiency AZ medicines
which could neither uproot the disease at lite
outstart, nor avert its dreaded climax. Hostel
ters Stomach Bitters is q medicine which, with
out the danger attending the use of some of the
ordinary specifics for this malady, is infinitely
more searching and effective. Used at the
start, it checks the progress of the disease, and
expels, or neutralizes, the rheumatic virus in
the blood. Who SO takes it incurs no risk and
10 sure to be benefited. Valuable in rheuma-
tism, it is equally efiicacious a remedy for
neuralgia, liver complaint, Indigestion, chills
and fever, debility. and inactivity of the kid
neys and bladder 1t may, also be relied upon
to promote sleep and appetite.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-08
The Wear Of NIAGARA.

The American Association for the Ad-
vancement of Science, in session at Buffalo,
listened TO paper by Professor r. S.
Woodward, of Washington, on "The Rate
of RECESSION of Niagara Fall" The profess
sor said that the area of rock worn away at
the Horseshoe Falls between the years of
1912 and 1875 was 1880 square feet,
equal to .425 acres; between 1875 and 1886
60, 600 square feet or 1877 acres. The main
length of the contour of the falls is 1890
feet. The time required to recede one mile,
If the rate is "a feet per year, is 1900