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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22
EVERY BUSINESS HOUSE BURNED
The Town of Eilonia, AK, Fired by
Ineendiaries-BadB Blaze in Texas.

LITTLE Rock, ARK, Dee, 23--News is
received from Vilonia, an inland town of
Faulkner county. this state, to the effect that
about O'Clock Monday morning every bust
ness hause i'll the town was simultaneously
set on fire and burned to the ground, includ-
ing The barn, cribs and outhouses of MessrS.
George and Thomas Harris, residing about
half mile from Vilonia. Nothing at all was
saved, and the Harris Bros lost great quanti-
ties of corn, fodder, cotton seed, hay, etc. ,
they being considered the wealthiest farmers
in the county. Total loss about sl5o,O0o. No
one has yet been arrested.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22

explain the feats winch Mr Bishop performs
without any physical contact whatever Mr..
Bishop promises to answer by letter Mr.
Montagues statements, and says he will
meet the issue sauarely
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22

IF humor, wit, and honesty, could
save" from the ills flesh is heir to, what
good price they'd bring in the market.
Well, twenty-five cents will buy cheap
ncea-Salvation oil, certain cure.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22

Forty lizards were recently shipped
from South Carolina TO man in Phila
delphia, who has craze for stuying
their habits
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22

Boston, Dec. PA Washington special
to The Globe says that Washington Irving
Rishop the mind reader denies that Charles
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22

Charles Allen shot and killed John Croker
at Grand Junction, Mich, Saturday-the
murder being the result of feud
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1886-12-22
Nominated to the Senate.

WASHINGTON CITY, Dec. 22-The presi'
dent sent to the senate Tuesday the following
nominations: Adelard Guernon to be col
lector of customs for the district of Mime
sofa James c. Mat thews, of New York, to
be recorder of deeds in the District of Co.
lumbia- Postmasters: William E. Henkel
Rockville, Ind, Charles FL. Gwynn, Coving.
ton, Ind. James W. Hopkins, Uhrichsville,
Ohio; Patrick H. Devine, Ishpeming, Mich.
Reduction of Taxation Looked For.
WASHINGTON CITY, Dec. 22.-The feeling
that something in the way of reducing taxes
must be done during the present session ap.
pears to be growing in the house Of repre-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
COFFEE AND BEER.

The habit of living in q great measure
out of doors, as exemplified in the
crowds which may be seen at almost
any hour of the day seated outside the
principal cafes, is one of the features of
Partisan life which an E :glishman is
most inclined to envy. 1t must not be
supposed, by the way, that these crowds
are all imbibing coffee. The consump-
ton of coffee is mostly limited to the
hour of digestion following luncheon or
dinner. For other seasons of the day
the cafes have other attractions of vari-
GUS kinds. Of late years the French,
contrary to their ancient habit, have
become nation of beer drinkers. Every
cafe supplies beer; and there are other
houses known as brasseries, literally
breweries, in which beer is the primary
object of supply. The beer at these
last is generally a shade cheaper, and
frequently shade better than at the
cafes In both cases it is light, unin-
toxicating liquor, imported from Ger
many, and nearly identical, in fact, with
the lager beer which for several seasons
passed has been so popular in London.
A Frenchman, be it remembered, never
drinks his beer at meal, light wine
harmonizing better, as one who tries
the experiment will quickly discover.
with the delicate favors of French cook
cry, but the Briton of simple tastes,
who will insist on bread and cheese or q
snack of cold meat and glass of beer,
by way Of luncheon, will find no diff
Guilty in gratifying his taste, even in
Paris.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
THE EYES OF wATCHIAKERS

Some time ago the Breslau oculist
DR.. I'll. Colin, on examining the eyes
of seventy-tive wa chmaAers, found that
scarcely five per cent of the number
were affected with short-sightedness
which result seemed to justify the belief
that the use of the loupe was an excel
3ent protection az inst myopia. Quite
recently the same oculist examined the
eyes of fifty watchmakers in Freiburg
watch factory, who had for years, with
out using,a loupe, worked the fine parts
of watches, and of whom, nevertheless,
only two were short-sighted. From
this Dr.. COIN concludes that watchmak-
ing is an industry not injurious to the
eye, while, considering the fact that his
extensive examinations among students
had established an average of fifty-six
per cent, among compositors of fifty
one per cent, and of photographers of
thirty-seven per cent. afflicted with
myopia, he comes to the conclusion that
reading, writing, composing and draw
ing are more injurious to the eyes than
the constant exercise of the visual organ
in connection with fine stationary OBJ
jects.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
ENGLISAMAN AND COWBOY.

A hobby and snobbish Milford Of
British extrac ion travelled from Big
Horn with us and Abe Idleman on the
stage coach this week. Milford was
excessively exclusive. he wouldn't be
sociable, and spoke to no one except the
two John Henry" servants he had
with him, and was altogether as unpleas-
ant as his snobbishness could make him.
At dinner station there was lot of
jolly cowboys on lark. and one of
them. treating everybody, asked the
Englishman to drink.
OF course MILFORD haughtily refused.
The cowboy displayed q dangerous
looking six shooter and very impress
sively insisted on his drinking. "But
I cawn't, you know; don't drink, you
know" was milords reply. Mr.. Cow
boy brought the muzzle in dangerous
proximity to the knot in which milord's
brains were supposed to be hidden
somewhere, and then he said he'd drink
he'd take soda water you know.
"Soda water nuthin >" said Mr.. Cow
boy. You'll take straight whiskey"
"But, aw, this American whiskey, I
cawn't swallow it, you know"
"Well." said the cowboy, "Ill make
q hole in the side of your head, so that
we con pour it in, and he began to
draw on MILFORD, and Milford said:
Jaw, that'll do-I'll drink it.
Then the cowboy invited milords
servants to drink, which Mortified him.
They don't drink, you know" he
said.
"Well, We'll see whether they do Or
not, said Mr. Cowboy. 1.-The chances
are you don't give 'em 'hopportunity'
Come up here, You fellows, and guzzle"
And the two John Henrys, with Il
show of reluctance, but really glad to
get a drink, came up, and the cowboy
passed tumh rful of torchlgh5 DO
cession whisley for Milford, and the ser-
wants poured for themselves.
Then the cowboy made the John
Henrys clinIl glasses with MILFORD, and
all drank, and there was great fun
Milford tried after that to be very Jolly,
and the stimulant assisted him decidedly.
But in the coach he fell buck into his
eXclusiveness, and retained it through
out, and has probably got it yet.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
RABIES.

Rabies is liable to attack dogs of any
breed, or sex, though statistics seem to
show that is more common among males
than females.
With regard to the early symptoms,
an animal that has the disease invari-
ably loses its appetite; and though this
is common to the majority of COM
plants, it should not be ignored, but
should act as warning to owners to
watch for other symptoms, which, in
the case of rabies. speedily develop. The
dogs manner changes; he shows dis.
position to hide himself in corners or
under chairs; in fact anywhere he can get
out of sight. Then he will never rest in
one place for long together, but is con-
tinually changing his position, and ap-
pears to be constantly on the watch.
His bark, too, is altered, and without
provocation he will at times give tongue
to dismal short howl or to what
would perhaps be better described as
half howl and half bark. He will
gnaw at anything that comes in
his way. If he is in q room he will
bite ut the chair legs or the
carpet, or ct tablecloth; and if in q
kennel, he will attack the corners of it.
He will also attempt to masticate stones,
and will readily consume straw and
filth of any kind. Another early symp-
{ tom is the disposition to bite other
dogs-in fact, rabid animal will un.
hesitatingly attack dog or ca with
which he may have lived for years on
the most friendly terms.
It seems that rabies is more prevalent
in the spring and autumn, and not, rs
is generally supposed. i'll the summer
months When an animal shows symp-
toms of the disease, it should be Mt once
securely chained up. as although it is
practically harmless in the early stages
to those whom it knows. it is not so
with strangers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
~-~O-S-~- -
HE KNEW THE STORY.

A business man ON the third floor of
building on Griswold street bought o
ton of coal the other day, and VIII II
boy came up to ask him for the iob of
elevating the chestnut he asked the
youth to take chair, and then said:
"My boy, you should start right in
entering upon the path of life"
Eyes, sir-that's what NAV says"
81 was poor boy-a very poor boy
myself at your age"
eyes, sir-I don't doubt it you wore
ragged clothes and didn't have half
enough to eat"
"Ahem-y-e-s. I felt that I would
have to make my own future, and 1 de-
cided to start out right. In the town
where I lived there was O fve-story
building"
Eyes, sir, and there was Offices way
MP on the top floor, and no elevator.
"Just so, my boy"
"And man who had an Office on the
top floor bought ton of coal, and you
asked HIM for the Job OF backing 1t up"
Exactly"
sit was worth fifty cents, but he
offered you quarter, and rather than
lose the job you accepted it The man
took a notion to you. secured you place
in IN Office, and you are to-day rich,
respected, and likely to be sent to Wash
ington ms q United States Senator. /
know the story like book"
"You do! Why, where did you ever
hear it before ?"
Twenty times over right on this very
street. / tumbled to it after carrying
up two tons. and you fellers can't wallop
me again -
why, my son, I"
SO all right, mister; but my terms
are fifty cents spot cash or no Juggling.
Powerful funny thing that all you chaps
who have bin poor and worked up to
riches want penniless cub to work for
half cash and half tntfy r.
The occupant of the Office said ho
would reserve the job for some boy with
q meek and humble disposition.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19

A lady travelling on Western rail-
road was annoyed by the expectations
of fellow behind, and when the con-
ductor entered she drew up her dress
and asked: Conductor, have you any
rule in regard to splitting i'll the car ?"
The genial ticket-puncher smiled on
her and replied: IN >, ma'am: you can
spit around anywhere you like"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19

100000: e.: !: =: =:
value, that sill start you in work that will onoe
bring you in money faster than anything else In
America. All about the S200, 900 in presents with
each box. Agents Wanted everywhere, of either
sex. of all ages for all the time. spare time only
to work Tor ms ut their own homes Fortunes for
all workers absolutely assured. Don't delay. Fl.
HALLRTT Co.. Portland, Maine. deGl8-ly
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-02-19
The Hoosier Grain ana
Fertilizer Drill!

SIT has given good satisfaction as a fertil-
izer, also as grain and seeder drill. N
drills oats and grass seed with the same reg
ularitY and accuracy that it does wheat.
SD. BAKER"
1.-THE Hoosier Drill is complete success
and is IN demand. We are not afraid Og
any drill. 1t is very easy running DrilL
"T. w. WILL ANS"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12
Ser rGrseuaer Der ghlaiiotiafett.

Ser @raeuser ber Sdlaflofigfeit ober Sniom-
nia 1T in reun unter sebn GdlIen elm bpspep.
tii4er Masen. @ute gerbauuns bringt gefun>
ben SdIaf, 8eroauunsSbeidwerbe binbert i'm.
Das Siru unb Der Mlsen leioen nit einanoer.
Gins bet bornebmten Sbmptome zines i9ma
den 3utanbeS oer 8erOauunssorgane III eine
St0runs Oes sroben gteruen geatrums, res
@ebirns. @ean frdttige ben Wfasen uno sebe
baburd benz groben Centrum baS t8leidssni9t
pieoer. Cine bodit suberldifise arsnei oafir
1T Softetter's Magenbttteres 8,
peIdes miueralif@en 8erubisungsmitteln melt
borausieben 1T; oenn pennalet9 Disie eine 8eit
lang einf9Iaferno auf bas @ebirn pirten, boren
iie ood balb gu wirsen auf unb bena@tbeilisen
aaemal bic Spannfraft bes Wfasens. Das
8ittere binsesen felt Die Sbdtieteit ienes all.
Didtigen Srsans wieOer ber uno iein bell llamer
@infub aeist id in Oent seiunben S0Iaf uub
einenl rubisen 8utano oes giebenipitems.
gbenlo empfaaet Die shdtistett bsr eeber unb
Odrme bur4 feinea @ebran6 cine beiliame
Mureaana.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12
9as ortstneuite gterlofal gerIIns


oirfte gang entf6ieoen bic in Der ssrieo.
ri9fabt, SdgerifraBe SO, er6ffnete
rgauernf9ente" fein. ga9 ben origis
nelen eoeen oes betannten Re1taura=
teurs 5rib &reti9mer 1T DON sem Baus
meiiter GieB Jun. unb benz Maler Mens
befeier cine 8Ierquelle sei9affen por<
ben, bic ii9er ibres @lei1en in Berlin
fu9en fann. Sriginell 1T i9on bic
8ereimte ginlaoung itber benz gingang:
nGin boil 8las-mit frdft'gem MaB =
Griegt man bier brin-brum man rin."
= 8etritt man aber iiber bic tpenigen
na9 unten fubrenben Stiesen bas sSns
mere oes Sofals, 10 glaubt man li1 polls
tomnten in cine iener 8auern1henten
periebt, bic in &duberbifto,ien cine 10
berporragenbe &olle ipielen. gntge.
gen Dem peridwenoertiden 2urus, nit
tpel6em neuerbings oie 8ierreitaurants
ausgeifattet tnerben, 1T ales bier, mir
entnebmen ben Beri9t bet vBerl.
Yolfss3tg.", BON elmer berbliffenben
primitipitdt. @infa9e bunfle 9ol5s
m6bel, oarunter fogar @9uferi6emel
als 9ibgelegenbeiten, an ben Wdnben
aber Senfen, 9arten, @9aufeln. alte
Sag6getDebre, nerroftete piitolen bils
ben bic 9auptausitattung bes erlten
Gaumes, Der gegen Ibenb BON altmoois
f9en Sellampen ipdrliG erleu@tet
pir6.
Nn 6em alten taminartigen Ofen
trodnrn, nebem 9olaf6uben unb 9tie>
feltae6t, ungenirt Wdf1e mnb 5triim=
pfc, Ddbrenb als penbant in ber anbez
rem Gde eine groBe Rreu5ipinne, unbes
fiimmert UNI oas @etriebe ber Welts
ftaot, ibre Greiie aiebt. 9ln Der eigents
lt9en S9enfe tDaltet beim @1ein elmer
roitigen Stalllaterne bic bralle v2ie=
fel", cine 9aDerin BON e9tem S1rot
uno GOrn in altbaperll9er Sra9t. Nes
ben ibr beriorgen bic 2ellneriungen,
bic bier tem Sartenipiel entipre1enD
als areu3z, piques unb 5eraiuusen
be5ei6net fin6, Die @dfte nit 8auern.
brdu. (9er 51oppen bellies Winters
bier Is pfg; OoppelIdoppen bunfles
2agerbier ganser 2lter 40 pfg.) gDiir=
Dig f6lieBt fib bem 0auptraum elm
Neben3immer on, in benz Waeenraber
NIT Salgl'9tern als &ronenleu9ter
8erwenbung gefunoen. 9lGer Gon=
fort lit in Diefer 8auernI6dnfe bers
p0nt; bic 9teae Der Sdnbftidor pers
tritt Der altbsutide Gibibas, tpdbrenb
bon 3eltungen nur Ser 8auerns
freuno", Scr binfenbe 8ote" unb oas
rWmtsblatt" 9ebalten merben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12

rabe bas mar es, mas i'm an meiiten
peritimmte. ST muBte NIT bieiem idtn=
nerli6en 2eben obenein nod 5ufrieben
fein.
gao6 INNER ftarrte @eorg auf bic
ausgeiprei5tea Singer. pl6bli6 glitt
fein Slif auf cine breiedige leberne Sa=
ibe, bic neben feinem eleganten Miener
Portefeuile, benz eir3igen gegenftanb,
Der aus Der friberen 9errli9feit itamnt=
te, por Tim auf benz Slid lag.
gr beugte fi9 langiam nod born un6
griff bana6 uno er entnabm bet Sai9e
leinen &aoolper, ben er lauge unb auf=
taerfia betrahtete. ST iiber3eugte fi9
baB CT fdarf sela6en mar, bau6te ben
Dernidelten 2auf an uno puBte i'm nit
benz Nermel feiner Soppe fpiegelblanf,
bann lieB er bic Sronlmel fpielen unb
ftellte bic Seber Elm.
st legte ben 3eigefinger an ben 0abn.
@tn Stud uno alles tpGre aus geDes
fen: ollie triiben @e6anfen, ale 8es
f6werben unb ale 2angmeiligfeit bieies
Saieins. llnb tpenn man i'm bier fan=
De, fein Menf6 mArbe ieinettpegen traus
ern, fein Meni6 wiirbe AUDI nur tuifien,
tper Der Gelbitm6roer 1T.
Sen Seinigen babeim bate er f9on
ben tiefitea Summer bereitet; fit bieie
tuiiroe ct einfa6 peri6oGen bleiben, tpie
ct ieit einem Sabre fit fie perf6ollen
gepsfen mar.
(Gortiebun9 folst.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12
Cages : Weuisfeite,t.
SnI a n B.

= Dem Senate liegt cine groBe Nn=
aabl bon petitipnen bor, pelhe biz
@initelluug bet 5iberprdgung oellans
gen. 0arriiou beri9tete als Weltglleo
oes 4usf6ufes fir Serritorials sWngeIe.
eenbelten In giiaitigem Slnne fir BIT
Sbeilung Dacotas uno Die Mufnabmt
bon Siibz Dacota als Staat Der Union.
Butler uno 8eit opponirteu ibm unc
perlangten erit nod Die Nntelung ber=
f1lebener unteriu9ungen. Senator
Morgau betdmpfte bic grnenuung bon
gunoesbeamten 5u Yermaltern beg
&irHen>Werm0gens Der Mormonen als
uneonititutiDnea. Die 1erfafung ers
laube es ni9t = iagte er - baB fi9 bic
BnnDess o0er Staatsbeb0rbsn in bic
f.r9li9en uno rellgiolen Nngeleaenbei=
ten Der 8iirger einmengeu. Manbrrion
beantragt eine 8ergr6Berung beg gunz
besbeeres unb Blair bringt einen On
trag elm auf grri9tung BON Dent
mdlern fit 2incoln unb Grant in
Waibinston.
- 4u6 Dem &eprdientantenbauie
lag mieberum cine grobe 3abl BON Mn.
trdgen Dor. Diefelben finb iebod nur
bon geringem Snterefe. Our6 bic i'm
3aufe bes IL. Sanuar eingerei9ten Nns
fridge 1T beren Geiammt5abl mittIers
weile auf iiber 5000 angei1mollen!
Ser 2ommittee- -8eri6t bes @e=
mats iiber bic SbeiIung Saeota's in
einen @taat 9aepta unb elm 9erritori=
um 2incoln umfaBt mebr aIs 100 Gei=
ten Manufeript. Sie 0anblungsmeile
Der Beu0lferung giib= Saeota's (unter=
baib bonn 46ften 8reitengraoe), b. 3.
bic Nnnabme elmer Contribution am 8.
ytopember 1885, ioa na9trdgti1 gebil=
ligt tperben unb bic aufnabme bieies
@ebletes als glei9bere9tister 5taat in
bic Union iofort erfol9eu. gs bleibt
nun nod ab3uwarten, nel9e 9tellung
Der prdlibent unb Das &eprdientantens
baus bieier Grage geseniiber einnebs
men tDeroen.
= prdfibent glebeIanb ernannte eine
Nn5abl BON nellen 9oltmei1tern. 6ier=
unter Die folgenben fur teraniife poit.
dmter: 5. 8. Maugbs in Deniion unb
W. S. 5. RoB in Waraba6ie.
= Der Senat beftdtiste cine Mnsabl
Don grnennungen beg prdlibenten.
Oarunter aud bic bes GipilDienits Roms
mllfdrs Dornlan 9. Cation trob Der
Sppoiitioa 9ogans, ipel9er Cation fir
elnen Wugmump" erfIdrte uno es i'm
Slime Der 5ibilbienit>& >&eform fir tpun'
i9ensuertb belt, baB aud bic republic
taniibe partei in bieier Gommilion
bertreten lei. @aton tpurbe aber trob:
Dem beitdtigt, na6bem f6 @parts,
9Oar uno nod 3mei anbere 5enatoreu
oafiir Derbiirgt batten, oaB er bur9 unt
bur6 Gepublifaner iei. IA Stimmen
tpurben gegen gaton's 8eitdtiaung ab.
gegeben, BON benen bic 0dlite BON re-
publifanii@en eenatOren berriibren
ioa.
= Sn ben penniDlbaniIden 2obIen.
bergmertsn am Monuugabela fluff,
finb iebt ale Sergperte mieoer iu pollen
Betriebe. Die 4rbeiter baben elneu
Ebeil ibrer Goroerungen bur6seisst
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12

= Cine unsemein tpi6tige Sea bri6i
-oorausgeieBt. baB iie nabr ,ft-brlngi
Der 2onboner % telegraph" Ct metoet.
bic europdii@en @roBmd6te bdtten
Serbien. 8ulgar'en unb @rie9enlanb
aufgeforbert, fofort ab3uriiifeu, tpiori>
genfals fie 3wangsmaBreseln ersreifen
Diirben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12

- @ebrau6te 3ongaline 5ur Ner-
meibuug elues &iidfalles bel einem Neu=
ralgiaz patienten uno bin NIT bei5en
Wirfuna febr 5ufrieben gs 1T in ieiner
Dirt oerldBli6er als irgenb zines Der
ysiitel. bic i'd friiber in Oerartigen Gdl=
len anmnnbte.
s. g. Oliper, M.D., Ogletborpe,
MacOn &c., Ga.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-01-12

- Seib Sbr i6on in go. 800 6ous
ftonitraBe gen efen2 9ier III Der 9laB,
mo- man ole id)Gniten 8eburtstage ooer
Weibna6ts. .@ei6enfe erbalten fann.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

"Hotel hash,' says a wise exchange,
is not what We think it is" The
question IS, what do we think it ISL
Philadelphia Call.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

An exchange heads its Washington
dispatches, Talk and work IL Con
gress." The talk fills a column and
the work four lines. And it wasn't a
good day for talk, either.
town Herald.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

James Garner, an English railway
porter, whose wages were but 10 shil-
lings per week, has just died, leaving
$4,000 as the result Of accumulated
tips" from passengers.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

the floor for i've minutes; he ran
across the room and reached out for
Lem Harkins, and Lem had a fit be-
fore the old man touched him; he
whipped the two knowltons with
both hands at the same time, and the
Gibbon family, five boys and a big
girl, he hit all at once with a girls
skipping rope, and they raised such a
united wall the clock stopped; he
kept the atmosphere of that old school
room fuli Of dust, and s%plinters, and
lint, weeping, wailing and knashlng
Of teeth, until his old arms ached and
all hearts wearied Of the inhuman
strife and wicked contention, and
then he stood up before US n q slcken-
ing tangle Of strap, and cane, and slate
frame, rattan and skipping rope, and
asked. in a clear, triumphant tone:
Who says there isn't going to be
any more speakin'?
And the boys of that school rose up
as one being and shrieked III tones Of
anguish:
-NoBoDY.'
And 1. who led that strike and was
its first martyr. | have been "speakln
ever since.-Burdette in Brooklyn
Eagle.
Smoker-"Look here, Isaac, this
cigar that | just bought Of you won't
draw"
Isaac-~Von't draw Veil, do you
subbose Use givin' away SUCTION
bumps mid dem i've cent Nigtor-
las r. st. Louis Whip,
sYou can always tell a bachelor by
the way he handles a baby" says an
exchange. On the contrary, you can
always tell a bachelor by the way he
doesn't handle a baby.-Somervllle
Journal.
An exchange heads its Washington
dispatches. Talk and work in Con-
gress.' The talk fills a column and
the work four lines. And it wasn't q
good day for talk, either. Norris
town Herald.
James Garner, an English railway
porter. whose wages We're but 10 shil-
lings per week, has just died, leaving
$50, 600 as the result of accumulated
tips from passengers.
.Hofel hash,'' says a wise exchange,
is not what we think it is" The
question IS, what do we think it ISL
Philadelphia Call.
China and Japan buy our dried ap-
pies freely. Thus does American in
dustry help swell the population of
the ORIENT Boston Transcript.
"They didn't pick that stuff quick
enough. did they, mamma2' asked a
little boy a he was passing a grocery
where several cakes Of Limberger
were taking a breathing spell outside.
-Peck's Sun.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

Smoker-"Look here, Isaac, this
cigar that [ just bought of you won't
draw
Isaac-.Yon't draw Veil, do you
subbose Use givln' away SUCTION
bumps mid dem five cent Nigtor-
las +" ST. Louis Whip.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

China and Japan buy our dried APP
pies freely. Thus does American in
dustry help swell the population of
the ORIENT Boston Transcript.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1885-1890, 1886-09-11

'sYou can always tell a bachelor by
the way he handles a baby" says an
exchange. On the contrary, you can
always tell a bachelor by the way he
doesn't handle a baby.-Somerville
Ion,nal