The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1886-11-18
MISCELLANEOUS,

OF t49 miles, IN l3S minutes.
"A man may read law and become
lawyer; he may study medicine and
be called doctor; but if he wants to
be blacksmith he must work at his
trade. ~. o. Picayune .E7.
I'm days gone by it was customary
for the servants of the nobility, par
ticularly the gentleman-usher, to attend
bareheaded On grand occasions coach.
men also drove bareheaded.
Now, girls, stick pin here. Paris
ian ladies of the best families never
wear high-heeled shoes, nor any other
modern abomination. They are per-
fectly natural, piquant and charming.
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Engineer Ed Drohan, of the Gin
cinnati Southern railroad, will likely
have difficulty hereafter in procuring
| different times made the run for him
have been accidentally killed on his
engine.-Cincinmati Times.
A popularity of the older orange
trees in Florida this season is that most
of their fruit is borne in clusters in the
| tops of the trees, where the branches
were most completely denuded of their
| leaves last winter.
| A bit of paper stuck to the wheel
of his buggy, and iuttering as it re-
| volved, attracted the attention of James
Wood. of Portland, Me-, just as he
| stopped to get out. He picked it of,
and found it to be one-dollar bill. !
Professor Penck, of the Geograph-
| ical Society of Vienna, doubts the cor
| rectness of the common estimate which
| makes the water area of the globe
| nearly three times as great as the land
area. He says we do not yet know
| enough about the North and South
| Polar regions to form an accurate idea
of the relative proportions of land and
| water. s
| in a recent storm a thunderbolt
struck and killed man who had a
chestnut-bell fastened upon his coat.
Right here we volunteer to raise a
purse for the man intrepid enough to
tie pink ribbon around that thunder
bolts neck. If there is anything on
earth deserving premium it is the
annihilator of the chestnut-bell crank.
Chicago Tribune.
Captain Clarence E. Dutton, of the
Geological Survey, has explored Crater
lake, in Oregon, heretofore unsurveyed.
The crest of the ridge surrounding the
lake is 900 feet above the water. Two
submerged cinder cones were found,
800 and 1900 feet high. The greatest
| depth found was zoos feet, and Cap
tain button believes this to be the deep
est body of fresh water on the continent
| An Auburn young man. banjo
struck, was the cause of so much suf-
fering to the gentleman that lodged in
the adjoining room that the latter
bought wise, saw and file, and,
according to report. ''that night, when
White Wings sifted through the wall,
it was met by sonata in E on the
saw" The duet was kept up until a
late hour, when the banjoist gave in
Buffalo Express.
Another veracious statement from
below is that young man went to
work for the first time on his home-
stead, providing himself with good
sand-fy netting bar. The first night
he pitched tent, hung his net and went
to bed. For three days and nights he
did not stir. The mosquitoes had so
| thickly covered his net on the outside
that it was perfectly dark inside-he
did not know when daylight came
Indian Ricer Fla. Sstn
| Mrs. limerick, well known flower
seller of Philadelphia. thinks that she
has good proof that she is direct de-
scendant of John Nicholas limerick, an
| East Indian trader, who died years ago,
leaving millions of dollars; but, like a
sensible woman, she prefers selling
flowers to investing any of her money
in an effort to secure this mythical
fortune. A. society has been formed by
the other heirs, and Ex-Governor
Curtin's law partner is to be asked to
take charge of their interests.-PhiIa-
lelphia Press. a
-Four years ago, says the Palmyra
(Mo.) Spectator, bucket of butter was
accidentally dropped into a cistern ON
the farm of Edwin c. Spence, near
/ Philadelphia, Marion County. Recently
the cistern was cleaned out, and the
bucket of butter was found. When the
cover was first removed from the bucket
the butter was found in a good state of
preservation, and tasted as sweet as
when it fell into the cistern four years
ago, but in a few moments after it was
exposed to the air it changed, and was
SO rancid that no one could bear to
taste it.
/ Nobody outside of the profession
has any idea how difficult it is for an
editor to please some of his patrons.
For instance: A Western paper an
nounces as follows: s.Mr. Mcguire will
wash himself before he assumes the
Office of sheriff." This made Mcguire
mad, and he demanded retraction,
which the paper made thus: "Mr.
Mcguire requests us to deny that he
will wash himself before he assumes
the office of sheriff." Oddly enough,
this only enraged Mcguire the more.
Some people are SO hard to please
Texas Siflings.
| Small boy to his parental ancestor
-"Whati is gunwale, pa?" Parent to
small boy-'.A gupwale, my son, is the
upper part of ships side. " Small boy
-"Haveyou got a gunwale, PAP" Parent
l-"Certainly not, my child, why do yor
askp" Small boy-"'Sis' beau was here
last night. He didn't go at ten O clock
| either Sis said Sha uas afraid vo,,'