Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-09-17
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HARD luck-a h;.:

THERE is always a "fn1,a :,
after the convention. SUI dele
As AN inducement to ,onn.
miss. Se vile is
WHEN . man sinpa g,
Fathoms Deep" he has - a III
the G to do it. 70 60 d,
A CHICAGO man, recen.,,.
Europe. was asked what ~ oack
the 4 scenery in switzer,auneat ao y
think much of it," he sa;s -
billy. Give mo Illinois sag, i
every time" tor
"How IS your son .o..:.
Charley ?" ooh, pretty we'll r'.ng
he is little pulled np viii o.!
Importance. Knows more su i a
father, you know" "Ah! tboas a y
is not quite an IDIOT" eu
RED is the favorite co,o.
Chinese. They believe that II e
evil spirits, and for that ra % Va
hang red curtains to their troal
dows. They ought not to ', ~!
painting the town red, and thy Iu
do unless they are themselves ~ J,
TEXAS Sittings. - D0'
"PsHAw, Helen! What a oo,.
are to run away from the e eous
way. If they were disposed ~ !
any of the party they'd ts al
mother before they would rau
can't understand why, pal" ayy ou
Ell? Well, isn't she PASSWORDS va
like to know?"-Yo nkers Gazet,s|
THE SABLE HEN TO HER Rpo.
'Heah, you go tell Gawge washinc|
Buchanan Jackson Smif n'ug9
10 come and put he gawments IN
Or else I'll knock IN stiff WI
"An' 'Lisabith Victoria,
And Lily Langtry Jane,
You bes' come in heah to your ma
Outen all that rain"
"SsopISBt SoutUt6JCtut STQIZStte.
"DoEs your husband write b;s
stories or does lie keep an amanns1
"He does all his writing himself
should think he would find il ~
easier to have an amanuensis, and
we'll able to afford one." "Tbat,s
but he is of so genial and kindly,
position that he could never dict,
anyone. Boston Courier.
THE MALE FL1RT.
How sweet, how calm, how fine the ),
The stars are beautiful and bright,
But not q star i'll all the skies
Is half SO bright ns your bright ewes
The roses here their perfumes shed
The roses beautifully red,
But redder is the tint that CLOVIS
In your fair checks than any rose.
aThe lily is without a speck,
But fairer, whittier is your neck.
And brightly red the cherries IRE,
But your sweet lips are redder far.
Sweet is the song birds melody,
But sweeter is your voice to me-"
Inc gentle maiden raised her head
aRats!" she shrieked, and swiftly fled,
-B)stom Courier.
PETROLEUM is the topic of the
drawing-room, and workshop, q
great part of our people think Of
oil, talk oil, and dream oil. Miss
ME Smith, the railroad evangelist
has been laboring here, when le
the other day approached at the
Captain V. q well-known ona
who was standing on the platform
him by the hand, as is her custom
asked: Brother, how are you?
you on the rock or sand?" The
tain absent-mindedly but excitaa
piled: "We are two bits in til
and gushing like blazes. "-PinA}
Press.
HASN'T there been five or 81,
ders here in the last month";
ed the new assistant of q MOI
editor. Eyes" "And dozen zig
day." II should Judge SO. :
lynchings thrown in occasions
I'VE have 'em off and on
still you insist that 1 begin the acl
of this shooting affair, This US
peaceful community was throw
great excitement, etc. ." "Certl
sir, certainly; that is always custo
all over the world. When my
time comes and somebody puml
full of lead use the same forl
Estelli7ae Bell.