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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

STEAMERS.
EOR NORFOLK

f. AID .s -
FORTRESS MONROE.
THE POTOMAC STEAMBOAT COMPANIES
First-clsss steamer
GEORGE LEARY
will leave Prince ST. wharf EVERY MONDAY
WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY, at $50 D. m. Re.
turning, leave Norfolk every Tuesday. thurs
day and Saturday, At Pr
Connecting at Norfolk with
BOSTON AND PROVIDENCE STEAMERS
and Steamer ARIEL FOR RICHMOND,
For further particulars enquire at Ccmnsnv's
Office 7th Street Wharf, Washington. D. c.. or to
PHILIP B. HOOE,
may7-tf Agt. Prince Street Whsrf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23
LSraceesnia 10 /. Il. S;tahlorl

DRUGGISTS AND CHEMISTS,
II. y. Cg7uor King and Washington Streets
!;calrrs IN Patent Medicines. Drugs, Cigars and
Cigarettes, ;inc Tooth Brushes, Nail brushes
German an6 Domestic Cologne, Hair brushes
SPougcs Flesh &ira2a. &c. Especial care given TO
prescriptions. ian29-tf
* - ~: {. I'LL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

GIEDMONT AIRLINE.
RICHMOND AND DANVILLE R.R. co,
CONDENSED SCHEDULE, IN EFFECT NO
VEMBER 18th, 1856.
Trains run by 18th Meridian Time.
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EGHN , j. HUNT.

HEcC"ssu: t. L'mt c. Davidson.
DEALER IN DRUGS. CHEMICALS. PATENT
MEDICINES and FANCY ARTICLES.
4. j.. corner King and Washington Streets
ALEXANDRIA. VA
aysicians' Prc&cl ,9tions speciality. Tian10
I STAnLER Z, 30,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

NV "''J'INtINFI' W..
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS
And Dealers in
ALL KINDS OF LIQUORS,
ii&yc on hand GIBSON'S XX, Xxx, xxx,
and PURE OLD RYE, OLD CABINET and
MONOGRAM WHISTLES; also BAKERS and
THOMPSON PURE RYE WHISTLES, to which
they invite the attention of the trade
Orders from the country for merchandise shall
.cccjrc prompt attention.
Corsignmcnts Of Flour, Grain and Country Pro-
lncc solicited FOR which they guarantee the Ugh.
.. market prices and prompt returns.
S"rthcas: cnrn"r Of Cameron and Royal streets
-cnif Alexandria, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23
unrGS:. CHEMICALS. &c.

DRUGS, CHEMICALS, &c.
y IS. La.HHEAfE,. /. .5i.u,
T.. go r ara : F.ii:G. 8,
.>1&zAa& iT"2
.:AE.;.a- -
2r2., "a ~ :Ll:ciNEs, ,AiEMIc.!,
gAiTT. LIS .'K0ralEIAHY MEDI.
.iNi.~ t.&%U.E ;:E!.E3. SPICES.
s.,;.!tt!IrGE RAJ E!iE&I.,ALS
PINE TCIiEt GOODS, &c
..onT2t@Ts .; ..naayuc pcctGrai. Lub-icali1:a
Imminent, Essence f@:oaica Ginger and Goa "a
syrup and Agents j.: 4yos.a Medicines Real
mixed and Tinted Gloss Paints, &C.
Every effort VIII be ,na6o 80 inain.an .:se high
rcpat-:iCH % our old establishment. u" 5
4 4. WAKEFIELD,
=. Successor - J@nocy {. 70.
DEALER: IN
nEiC.: PAINTS, Oils, GARDEN HGEu
WINDOW GLASS, SPICES.
Acids, Dye StullS and Druggists Sundrics.
Physicians prescriptions carefully compounded.
Orders AID Inquiries .ron the country prompt:
NEw BUILDING.
2e?i No. 49,. Gins street
9 A5iUEL u. huNt,
DRUGGIST.
|G&&Ei: Eit+G AND FAI9EhE STREET,
laala; III
@GT@@, CEiEMICALS,
FANCY ard TOILET ARTICLES,
PEEFUME&E, BRUSHES, &c, tS:'.
.hys:@:an5' prescriptions carefully prepared s.!
Ill hours, day and hight. apA
IN =. CREIGHTON Il co.
Wholesale &nd Retail Dealer in
nEG.i$, CtiEMiuAI;s,. PANTS. PATENT
MEDICINES, OILS DYE STUFFS,
GARDEN SEEDS, &c. &c.
Corner King and ROYAL s:rccts
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

fUTICURA PLASTERS-New and or;u;no,
- ana vastly superior to any other nIaster for
destroying pain wherever located or from what.
ever cause produced, together with all tho Other
SuSicura Preparations, Ointments Resolyents
soaps, &c, just received at -
WAKEFIELD & HALLS,
app Corner Prince and Fairfax ste
GREEN AND FIGURED SCREEN WIRE 81
~ 80 and SO inches, wholesale and retail -
% King, corner of Royal street. You can Nv
wire and have Window and Door Frames ma,
OF better quality, to cost moro than tho oon.
mon Frames offered for sale in the civ Co,1 Io s
see. J. 7. CREIGHTON SON Gnu
1e9 % King, cor. Royal st.
CHoIcE FLOUR.
BAKERS CRYSTAL,
IENNEY's NEW SOUTH,
FAMILY AND ROLLER EXTRA
ap23 to W = ,,r
NOTICE OPEN UNTIL eP.M
We hereby inform our customers that onr etoro
WIN DC open until p. M, in order to give those
~no cannot call during the day an opportunity 70
sep2S E.J. MILLER, SON eco.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

lcaYe Now 1ork, from pier 81, East river, every
SATURDAY.
FOR RIVER LANDINGS.
The steamer JOHN W. THOMPSON will leave
EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY
MORNINGS for landings as far down as Leonard
town, returning, leave Leonardtcwn every Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday mornings
Tho steamers Of this company make connections
st Norfolk for Boston and all points East: at New
York with ell points West and Northwest. and at
hlezandria with Virginia Midland Railway and
Washington and Ohio Railroad. Through rates
gwen ana freight handled carefully and promptly
For further information apply to
+. 4. REED G. CO., Agent.
- Jannoy's wh.-f
J. w. THOMPSON, President.
1416 street,
sep27-tf Washington. D, c.
TLYDE's STEAM LINE WEEKLY ~
PHILADELPHIA. EGiN
Appointed sailing days from hleza, Il ET.
Ely TUESDAY and from Philadelph EVERY
SATURDAY.
This line connects at Alexandria with tho Viz
ginia Midland and Washington and Ohio railroads
and at Philadelphia with Clydc's regular Stcala.
ships.
Freight forwarded with promptuess and care
free of commissions
No charge for transfer in PhiladeIphia. Quicf,
time. Frequent departures. Through rates and
through bills OF lading given. Insurance 8; inc
lowest rates.
Agents
F. A. REED & co. AlezsndriS
VIM. T. CLYDE s. CO., PhilaGcpnis
JOHNSON CO., Wash. 1; Georgt' L
jan8-tf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

FOR NEW YORK.
STEAMERS E. G. KNIGHT AND
JOHN GIBSON %LLIE
every WEDNESDAY MORNING, and returninr
leave New York, from pier Al, East river, ever
SATURDAY.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

SPORTsMEN, N0TICE-We have the best and
~ largest stock OF PAPER and BRASS SHELLS
IN the city and at prices 10 suit all: also WADS
CAPS and all kinds of LOADED CARTRIDGES
J. T. CARLIN s. SONS,
sep3 Alexandra y,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

INLAND AND SEABOARn
COAsTING COMPANY. .gGlssssssssss=z;.<<
GREATLY REDUCED RATES.
FOR FORTRESS MONROE AND NORFOLK
DIRECT ono STOPs.l
Tho steamer LADY OF THE LAKE viii leave
her wharf EVERY TUESDAY, THURSDAY and
SATURDAY at $50 o'clock \. m. Fare, first class
50; round trip, $500.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

fTNAE FULLEST STOCK OF FINE GLASS
4 WAkE, plain and colored, ever offered before
ana at prices correspondingly low. Give Us a cali
and examine prices and stock befora nnrcbas;na
for winter use. E. J. MILLER, SON & co. se16
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

ITO MACIIINISTS AND FOUNDRYMEN-We
4 have on hand at IS King, corner of ROYAL
street, a lot Of BEREA GRINDSTONES of sune.
rior quality, amongst which arc a number of
large size. e1"6 inches, suited for machine shops
For sale cheap.
scp2I ] IT CREIGHTON 1, CON
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RAILROADS.

tSSE GREAT 1000 I
lOOO PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE lOSO |
~ THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DOUBLE TRACK, sTEEI ptna
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

pREECH AND MUZZLE.LOADING SHOT
- GUNS, the lsrgest and best assortment we
have ever had and at lower prices; also Paper
Shells of all GRADES Wads, Caps, Belts and Canvas
Goats 1t will pay purchasers to call and see ms
JAS. +. CARLIN & SONS, .
oct2S aIoxendr;o u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

iHAMBER SETS-A large and beautiful co
~ ~ riety OF Chamber Sets from 1925 per set to
S25, just received at - -
sep1O E. ]. MULLER. son & co.'s
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

4 AES! ANES! AXES Light Horse Harry
= 10 = ana ana Red Warrior Chopping Axes. Over
loO dozen of these celebrated goods in store. All
the regular weights and shapes. Wholesale and
retail. JAS. T. CARLIE & SONS
scp4 Alaxandrio "
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

TIE ONLY lNWALLIBLE REMEDY FOR
MALARIA AND FEVER AND AGUE.
1T never fails 20 effect speedy and permanent
cure. Fer sale by
oct13 WAKEFIELD G, IAT1
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, 4 y = 4 / $ y &
Come Nr;nca and Fairfax sire

%&JAEr1H!D ( HALL,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

RREECH LOADING GUNS. fine quality. Shell
- eiccting, Double action and other Pistols.
Loading Implements, Shells, Caps, Primers, Wads
and other goods in same line will DO sold at low
prices, at IS King, corner Of Royal streets Call
and examine.
nov1i J. T. CREIGHTON & SON
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-11-23

yTOLINA CORDIAL, SO extensively .dyar,;so1
" IN the GAZETTE also the Volina Cough Cnrc
Plasters, Blood Pills, Soothing Balm, Vernifuae
Quleting Syrup, Liver Pills, and Pain Cure arn
medicines prepared by large stock compsnv !,
bai1lmore. We arc prepared to supply tho trade
anu eooon1ry merchants at manufactures prices,
oct1Z E. S. LEADBEATEE & BRO
4 NeELLs RHEUMATIC GUN, q positive and
Ghn .p nc remedy Tor lnfamatory, Nervous and
DER ana Kidneys and Dropsical swellings. Just
received and for sale by
WAKEFIELD & HALL
oct-S Cor Prince and Fairfax streets
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
MAY

only hird.songs to enrapturc. songs from the
elm ana the pine,
only nest in held OF dark green,
few eggs and "A secret Is mine;
only "A bending OF daisies mods from the butter
cups wise,
To tell OF wee homes, the twitter of birds
Ana that May, the bird's month, hither nies.
only tangle OF sunshine a Hash of bright but
teriy wings
oh'S acloud in "A sky of deep blue
naseo with silver and tiny gold rings
wreath OF May roses, II spray from the
apple tree bough,
shower OF pink and white Metals
N>"' VIC know that sweet May cometh now.
neighboring band, ''''
ohly~hite piumes and slow, martial Sian
Ana green graves scattered over tbe Ianan
for their country was she'd ''''"
But sweet May lays token of fowers
On these graves OF our dear, honored dead
From the brooklyn Ma0asins.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
SneeZIng Cdtarrh.

aCril. Wutory disc hnrgCz from thr eyes and nose,
tho painful Inflammation extending tn the
throat, IN" swelling Ut tho mucous lining, Gus.
ing ChukiuE sensations, cough, ringing noises
IN III" hyhd and splitting head uitrhD-,-huw
iamiiiHr thCr" symptoms Jr" to thpu- nnhs W no
suffer periodically from hrud colds ar influenza,
and who iiN" IN Ignorance Ot Tho fact thnt a sin
pl" Application Oi StNFUED'a sApIrNr iIUE FuR
,trNnyu "a ~ afford instantaneous vrlirL
bUt this treatment IN cases Ot StmUlo Ipiurrh
gives hut faint idrgt vt " hat this remedy viii
dc ia the chronic forms, where the breathing ID
"h-truclrd 10y choking, putrd mucous urruuu.
lhllOn-, the hearing affected, smell aud tH-ir
gone. throat liberated and back Ing cough ..radu
ally ip-truIUw itself upon the dubiIilatth SN-
tenn Ih"n u b. thNt tho marvellous curative
DuWeT ct SNNFuEpz RADICAL tlEE manifest
Itself ln instantaneous and grateful rcii"t. turt
hcgiuz from The hr7i Application. 1t &C. rapid
TIdirhl permanent, economical, safe.
~NNFDEp'- Il RuI,AI q ET consists ul on, lpltl,
~ tho RNuIr'r ttrH, ouv box CArAEuU, a. Sol
yENr aud tu lHrE..,En lSU'LEU; pTicr 81.
r,rrrE pUuu a CHEvI.AL Co, Irsruv.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22

Ecn-on's Capciur rlnztcr- are widely imita
ted. That g. the fact Now. why are they imi,
tat"dr Eccuu-c they are the only porous plaI.
ter in cNi-l"uc" that j. really Trustworthy and
valuable EcU-Ou'- hlt-irT- are highly and sci
eutinctIiy mrdicptrd, and cure IN few hours
ailments upon whiCh no others have had al
effect whHtcyur. The public are therefore eau
toned ugnin.t plI-ior- hearing the names Oi
"capsiCin,'" iapaicnm,' "CapSiCine," or " Ca
puCiu, which are meant to pass for " "CapCne '
iplease note the diiTcruuceJ and also against
plastcTs bearing tn" names " EentOn'r,n - " Bur
ions" etc. when buying ask for Benson's Fls-
ter and protect yourself by personal CXaminH
tiOn. The genuine has the word " CapCine cut
or purOUscd in the body of the plaster and the
"Thrre seals trademark ON the lace cloth
muyl-lTHM VS.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
Az tCrURS LETrERS.
DIspciung aLtttlc OF the Glamour OF rhcatrica
Life and Love.

h'' """ LOVE-
Amer an actor makes n hit he il more or |
loss interviewed. parhana ;hc intollirert |
newspapcr reading public does NOT mood to |
-, ,,,,,,...l MAJ 4, t, ,,,,..,.....,.' -,
" u' ''l,', ''''' ''''' " "'S previously h"''''"
lIW '"|
The stock .iu-irtde articles that no success
ia, actor is ever ont ul when ho ~ to bo writ
ten up are, first, his process of making up
| and, second, tho cords ut letters lac receives
| daily fr,p I,rvuisbin, tau,I,. who b,y,
! t,lIsn ,ir,i,,s T., Nj. Io, I,yo,y form and
u,.hiur t,,r
,,r',,, w., 90, ,,r,
"" '"''' NV ''"'i''N INV sol "'' W ~
| \ale ~'VFoItN' ana ne - Kept buSN from lh"
time ho leaves the stage each night until
| broad daylight, debating answers tn the
twcnty.Inur hours griSt at love Iettcrs-if
vou let him tell IT,
| AuNhnw. that's the way II gets into the
printed interview
And now It has como to such a pass that
the Irar deludpl puhIir thinks that "A star
actor or the male persuasion runs ~ sort of
branch pns,rnirn bns,urss that would max u
a country pn.tnasier t,lrr Mi tho rnlnrs or
the rainbow with envy.
The actor pnc,ur,,,s th, f.I.., anal tI.o no.
r,rtor il A co.consnirn,HrL LnnssinIv with AN
eve tn future V,Stehoard, mavhap with no
Thought beyond the space he can uII At rugu.
- | lar column rates.
, In point ni TACT there * aS much difference
, | "tlM"vu Tue letters that the actor gulls the
, | pubic win ana those he really receives, ~
, | lhor" - between the actor himself ~ the
! Marquis de Montohrian in his ancestral halls
I. | WIN Iho uWi ol iire "i ms sL5Oa-wook eas
I ~'do "'ArulhE mousse
y inc Ielt"r~ mat he keeps on hand for news
: paper Use, ana are ~ essential "a his Wig
y or ms pNidei uEhtN reat s"mothlng lik'
q IIuut or MN llrE.-Meot me at Del
u | m0ulrn'S At u'clOrk this afternoon. | shal
i I've alone. MARIE
]. - 'rnfs " r,su,lIy rpmarks ths ACTOR "
rr,rf, the a ,ul,nlrr M a I-,ith ayenlo million
' ,fra- -rb,rurfn,, .r,.ii,rc -,N-iII syycU in :,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
HHI BIEN SMokF,
some Good Reasons Tor what Is omen Coupted
Iind Habit

FROM the ST. James Gazette.
number Ci literary mon smoke simply
tn mako an income. They have learned that
with ptpo IN their mouths thoughts not
only come moro readily, hut In better order,
and that while it IL often difficult to get the
proper word itthoy are not smoking it runs
to the point at tho pen tho moment they
"Iight mp" rsychologicaliy this ~ the most
interesting and the reason womankind can
not grasp II probably II that psychology is
not, unfortunately, taught In ladies' scmiu-
aries
Smoking isa great safeguard against IN
tertinus die. t~es II IL only bv reading mp
the suhiect scientifically in medical trcnttsoS
that ono thoroughly gets To- understand the
thousand risks Of thiSkind that We run every
day. In this country during tho summer
months, when mon arn ON thOir holidays,
they lonk forward to having temporary
respite from smoking. Then 1t docs not 80
much matter how the temperament -
living 50 much in the open air, the smoking
| of other persons has little effect ON them, and
| there il Toss danger ot infection.
| II il tn keep oil tho ilioS that men smoke
| at the seaside aud on the hills, Their own
| weather beaten rouutcuauroS can stand the
| dies, hut these little demons would not only
| spoil the Summer Ot our susceptible wives
| aud sisters and children, but would dis
| figure them aS welt. That IL what a maI
| cannot endure You may have Soeu riCntC'
on the river or among tho fields with all tn
| men smoking aud the ladioS standing quite
near them With many men -mok ing /
| merely An rNrU-o Tor staying at homo. }
man looks foolish ON an evening doing moth
| ing. Vet hu Is too tired to do much.
| \ cIgnr supplies the amount of Labor h
requires. and hc docs not mind the troubl
| OF smoking It so long ~ 1t enables him I
| stay at home without loss Ui dignity AN
| look over IL Rdmirlngly, and yet undemuu
| strativClv, at his wife. should man with
,Rafl tNs.a. VHsFN Fal
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
MEDICAL.
From li5 lbs. 10 i6i lbs,
10 the CutiCura Remedies Owe
My Health, My Happiness
and My Life.
CuTlCuRA REMEDIES.

dhN never passes that | do not think ana
-P"hh kindlN OF the tUuCuuA REMrnira seven
wars "N"' hl ot dozen Jumps formed on my
h''N' hanging IN siEr FROM cherry stone to- nn
"''hEo, lhN h'No ONES wcro irtghtfui tn look
At, ana painful To bear pcnni, iutuch asia,
Nneh ihry saw me, In disgust and 1 was
ashamed to be- Ou the ~trrCt or in snrictv INV.
sNiins aud their treatment, ana all medicines
,'iltu 70 10 any good, In "A moment OF ar-nair
ltivd tho tuTtruUN RENKptEs-IurtrruN tho
great SKIN turr, uud turtyuRA soar an CNuri.
~" 1,u Skln HHhntidcr externally, aud CurtCrm
n,l'rlN ~ = tho new Hood Further Internally
thc small Jumps (tS I call thctn) gradually dia.
hppehfcl, aud ihc large ouos broke. Ia about two
W''hN' ul~Chhlglng large quantities ui matter,
leaving two slight scars m my neck 10 day to-
tcil lho Story OF my suffering My weight then
was one hundred and fifteen sickly pounds my
weight now Il one hundred and siNty.onr LGiih
healthy pounds, ana my health IL only Hyo trrt,
hNrlnghr~. In my travels | praised the Curt.
To turhtRN ErNEpiEs I uNe M uRAIru. ny
uArrlNr~S ana Ny ilrE 4 prominent New Nnrk
nLnEE,'i g., asked my Inr other day, u" You siiu
n-' me 'll,'EN nENhpIEs; YOU look to u" ~
perfect health 900 My reply was, d" Do. nnd shall
nlwnys. have never known what sicknc-- ~
shc" ""hn"hCol u-ihE tho IurtCuRN RHMt
UisS" sometimes I am laughed Nt nv prrii-iuE
thcm 10 people not CVuaint,d with thrir merits,
but SnOurr Ur later they will como to their sCusCI
| ami bytoNc the -nmu uz those that u-r them. ~
| dOyvus have " hum hgNu told. May the time
| como when there shah be- a large CurI, rEN sup
| ply House In every city IN the world, inr the
| hhn,h ut humanity. " here IN, tUTi,uEN RFNE
| rir1 shall he sold UNiN. 40 that trrr" will he
'"'''S need "' ever 'n''r,nH ,iig, aI9E ,SI,g.
Nc 30 Fulton St, Nrw orr, y. Y.
| CUu,urN RENgptEs urc "a pnaiIiyc cure fO
| every form ot skin aud Blood Diseases, truW
rimplc- to scromIn. SOLD everywhere. rrtyr
| CIuCUHN, ~ cents Soar, 81 cents. Rr4ur yTSr
tln. ruparcd uy IN" rurrrn prra'A ~ tHTNr
| CT Co, Ro~lun Mas. send for " How To cum
| skin Di-un-c-.'
send Tor How {" Cure skin pi-.as"s,"
DTMrtE~, EnrLhcada. Skin RomiehcS an
L lN baby Iiuwurs, u.s." trTI'IHA soar.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
e.ows,s household PANACEA

Ia the most effective Pain Destroyer in the world
WIN most surely quicken the blood whether
taken Internally on applied externally, and
thereby more certainly RELIEVE PAIN.
whether chronic or acute. than any other pain
allsviator, and II Is warranted double the
IL cures pain In the side, Back or Bowels sore
Throat, rheumatism, ToOthacha and ALL
ACHES, and IL The Great Roliever of Pain
BROWNS HOUSEHOLD PANACEA should
be In every family. teaspoonful OF the Panaeea
In tumbler OF bt water lswestened, ~ pro-
ferred.l taken at bedtime. will BREAK UP A
COLD. S cents bottle.
mal-lydM. M.w.Asw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
A PLAY IFON STATES

A gentle Miss, once seized with chill,
Was feeling most internal H.,
when came an Md. for 10 know
II N. \. service he could do.
90" cried the maid tor scared was she).
DO you Ind. Tenn. To murder Me -
La, cried the doctor. :" | Kan. save
hou from most untimely grave
II you will let me Conn. your case
And hang this liver pad In place"
"Am la. tool - the patient cried
cannot Del, f" the brute replied;
" but no one can be long time H.
Who Tex. "a patent blue Mass. pill"
Ark" shrieked the girl, Z" IN hear no Mo.
Your nostruuls are N. J.-No go."
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22

Representative long, oG Massachusetts
wanted tn find a gurd huarding school for
one OF his daughters, and wrote letters Of
inquiry tu many institutions OF course
each ~cho"NS reply represented 1t 10 he in
every particular the quiHtosseuco o' perfe,-
ton except one Ine Nlca-puuCIpal Of
that institution wrote frankly that her
school, though about a. good As any in the
state, was 10y no means poricrL the cur
rICulum wtS not complete, the butldng
lacked many CunNcniuucrS the corps OF
teachers waS too small, the location was not
entirely hcalthiul, some Oi the patrons were
dissatisfied aud the school could offer no eS-
peCIally distinguished references but II he
would send his daughter they would do the
best they coUld ior her. Well, that epistle
took Mr. Longs breath away, and he detcr-
mined tu see the writer OF It as a natural Gu,
riO~Ity. lie did. lle found her as heautiiul
and clever a. her letter Was unique in its
fran Ness, aud ~ the school was really AN oN
Cellent ono, he decided tu send his daughter
there. Oi course he had to visit the school
often to see ms child and the viceprincipal
is Ia become Mrs. Long ON tho nth nt this
month.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22

At a large and wOnld-be fashionable wed.
ding recently held in a town in Massachu.
sstts, the solemnity was rudely disturbed by
rather unexpected answer. The bride had
entered on her uncle's arm and was mot by
the groom at the chanCsl Tho uncle then
retired and took seat IN the body of the
house. All went well until the clergyman
asked the question "Who giveth this
woman tn be welded TO this man >" lie
paused for an answer, and the uncle rose and
placing his hands on the pew in front of him,
weddings, "Mew
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
DETECTIVES and Private Officer.

UsuaIly wear their badges Of authority conceal
ed u under their clothing, but DR.. Thomas EcIcc.
rio on wears sta badges in the form OF printed
labels attached To each aud every bottle 40 that
all may know it9 mission. IL IL given fun and
complete authority to arrest all aches ana pains
and does its duty every time For sale by d. B
Cochran, druggist, ~ aud 1872 North one en-
street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22
He An.MerrnIhr LA,I.

An ambitious ten -year-old lad in Norwalk,
Conn, who was unable to learn the age ol
President Cleveland, task imposed upon
him by a children's literary society, Of which
he is a member, wrote the country's head a
letter ON the subject, and, IL said by the
Gd .efte 10 have received this answer:
81 was born on the 18th day Of March,
IS37 1 hone with this information the ques.
tion may be answered.
"GROVER CLEVELAND"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22

from The Chicago journal.
There are three kisses in the world of mis-
celianeous kisses which may be counted true
the kiss the mother lightly lays upon her
baby's dewy's lips, the kiss the mother gives
her boy as he goes forth into the world, and
the KISS we press upon the still, pale lips of
the dead. All the rest are like the straw ber-
rles IN the bottom of the basket--to he taken
with suspicion.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-22

W" answer, honor bright. It viii cure rheuma
ti-m, and the -eyer"-t cases too. DR. Thomas
Ecie"irtc OA was specially prepared for the
rheumatic aud luu". Notice letters from the
people relative Ia ia merits ia nearly every
paper in the country. For safe by II. H. Coch
ran. druggist, ~ and I39 North Queen street
Lancaster.