The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-12-09
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The cid chaps skc sosx sfnos ssss
TIE Ans mail cari<ss
: flsh IL good brain food. bnt u dess
sesm piiy. 10 scrs cssss. " waste y
macn 6sb.
.-IAi~ 10 short osiy ions l~tisn 10 H.
Thns quarters oi II "ii<. = md bali q Il
10 81 III
I'll u very norsiiyiss Tor youns man
10 Ask for girls hsnd and receive hs'
isthers. foot
=. kss~ Fseid ssks. '-Hov many vomen
asrsy good mar oss u time. ksts,
siccpi 10 Utah.
Kate Field says shs IL tired Of ths
world. and "sculd like 10 live apsrs from
the fashionable bustle"
- correspondent wishes 10 know vhsi
il tho nosi stable kind Of propsrsy' W.
shoald ssy horses
Education i something like lore.
Most men think they have GOT Il ill they
coma 70 he shout 10 ysss old.
"A clock should please both capital
sud labor Iswoshs tvsnsy four boars =
day and goes oD strike every hour
The difference beiuesn . porous plss-
Ter sud lottery ticket il thst the plaster
draws something.
An advertiser wants strong boy for
bcslline" Il occurs 10 us thst IL would
b. asisr 10 tostls . weak boy.
"A Detroit organist played . fantasia
% n am Pirate King" BY way OF en-
souraging tbs deacons 10 taking up the
collection.
"A brooklyn man While chasing bis
wife with club fell into cistern and -
drowned. Accidents continue 70 happen
10 the beat regulated families.
-"whAt time did John 90 away last
night. Mary Annf' IN vas . quarter Of
twelve. father" Three, che ssid 10 her
sell, are quarter Of twelve.
The education most needed by the
youth Of our fair land lie one that shall
teach them not only to decline Latin
substantive. but also 10 decline drink.
Italy wants 10 borrow 100000 lires
Az this ia very busy season with news
paper correspondents, We are afraid ,tbis
country cant oblige her
Mr.. Siddsli. the soap man Of Phils-
delpbis. explains his preference for news
paper advertising thus: "ADy one Who
does not read newspaper does not order
sosp,
Father Have ron named your dog
yet. Johnnie? Son Yetb. thir: I'm 60
Ing TO name him after Jon. Father -That's
not very complimentary. my son. Son-
Is al right; he won't know enough 10
rare,
Patrick, you told me you needed the
alcohol to clean the mirrors With, and
here ! Gad you drinking IL" "FaiI. mum,
it, drinkin' Il aud bralhius on the slss !
DIN dcin'."
"A Pernsylsauis man dropped : can
Of niiro Rlycerine the other day. Moth
log has come down but . Waterbury
watch.
n great scarcity OF the very small
ccins us reported We are sfraii tie
heather have got al the very small coir
ny this time.
Chronology Old gentlemsn (putting
> lev questionsl Nov. boys -ah can
any Of you tell me sbat commandment
Adam broke when be took The forbidden
fruiif smsll scholar like shot. Please,
nj NJ ~on't no commandments then,
III
= Bob Have you sold your humorous
Hri'eir 10 ally ns~spsptr. yeta Sam I've
sbo~n Il 10 several editors, but none 81
hem have bought H. Bob-Psrhsps they
ion't think Il Jimmy enough. sam Oh.
Tes. they do; ior they I'll lsushsd.
-'0conomo~ocl' yelled the brakeman.
Ocennor may vail, may hep" exclaimed
~ lsistnsu II the o.h.r end Of the car.
An saitb, lfytz name me. yen have .
Inc time maxim O'Connor walk whiu he's
psid s5 for this Lii O. pasteboard.
some people" said the tramp, q le
81 10 Washington square and picked biz
sssh sitL match, make me tired with
hrif ignorance Of the English Language.
Z sri man Tor dime he most sls.ys
sks ms u uant work. III want w.,k.
reckon I've got sense enough 70 ask for
IL
M.rsger--whst Is tLe meaning Of this
I~m iot hardware. $50" 10 your expense
ccounif Travelling man i Let me see.
hardware = hardware oh. yes; that il
~ poker. Thought |, bettar to iors II
csns little By eeneralizing. II isn't .
IelI TO be too specific about some things. .
--Tbe mesnest church orgsnist lives In
Philadelphia He IL all bsnt up With sse.
I'd the other day. q the wedding Of ap
nsiqns Philadelphis beiIs whom bs knew
'suy years bsiorc. be sstonished every
Cd, BY playing . fsusasis on the air
When You add ! Were Young"
Mrs NJ. Who bad been for stme
me ~ deep mourning. decided on Christ
- day 10 tighten her dress by some Q
hiis suching 10 meek and sleeves. Al n
amber Of her grandchildren dinsd With
y. and little Irene uss The Art 10 notice
'e change 10 hsr appearance by cxclain-
q Why. grandma, you've houseclesued :,
'ar dress
-TrAmp We'll mum. have Jon got 10Y
ore . them bnck~hesi cakes today,l