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AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE.

As one who cons at evening o'eran album all
alone,
And muses. on the faces of the friends thai he
has known,
So 1 turn the leaves of fancy till in shadowy
find the smiling features ofan old sweetheart
of mine.
The lamplight seems to gIimmer with Il flicker
of surprise,
As | turn it low to resi- me OF the dazzle in my
eyes,
And light my pipe in silence, save n sigh that
seems to yoke
It's fate with my tobacco, and to vanish in the
smoke.
TITS fragrant retrospection-for the loving
thoughts that start
Into being are like perfumes from the bios
som of the hcait-
And to'drcain the old dreams over is n luxury
divine
when my truant f'tncies wander with that old
sweetheart of mine.
terng of wings,
The voices of my children, and the mother as
she sings,
theme
When care has cast her anchor in the harbor
OF II dream.
In fact, TO speak in earnest, believe it adds II
charm
To spice the good trihe with ii little dust of
For find an extra flavor in mcmory's mellow
wine
That makes me drink the deeper to that old
sweetheart of mine.
a face OF lily beauty, and II form OF airy grace
Floats out of my tobacco as the gen from the
vase,
And | thrill beneath the glances of II pair of
azure eyes,
As glowing as the summer, and rs tender as
the skies
can see the pink sunbonnet and the little
chcckcred dress
She wore when first kissed her and she AN
swered the caress
With the written declaration that 'ils surely
rs the vine
Grew round the stump, she loved me"-that
old sweetheart of minc
And again feel the pressure of her slender
little hand,
As we used to talk together of the future we
had planned
When should be poet, and with nothing
else to do
But write the tender verses that she set the
music to.
When we should live together in a cosy little
Hid in nest of roses, with Il fairy garden
spot
Where the vines were ever irniied, and the
weather ever fine,
And the birds were ever singing for that old
sweetheart of mine
when should he her lover forever and day
And she my faithful sweetheart I i'll the golden
hair gray
And we should be 50 happy that, when others
lips were dumb,
They would not smile in heaven tillthc others
kiss had come.
But ah my dream is broken by step upon
the stair,
And the door is softly opened, and-my WIG
is standing there!
Yet with earncsmess and rapture all my Wis
ions | resign,
10 greet the living presence of that old sweet
heart OF mine.
-JameS Whaeonib RHeD.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-01-22

The February number of Demorest' $
Magazine is before us; and on examination
we find it very readable. "A Quaint Old
City which is profusely illustrated, is
quite interesting, and "a Year in Los
Angeles, and ''Peter the Great are good
articles. Mrs Harris serial That Other
Person, is continued, and the shorter
tales are unusually well told. From Pen
ell to Brush" is an admirable feature of this
magazine. Jennie June furnishes paper
on the origin Of 'Sorosis, and the art de-
partment is made attractive by fine oil
picture, sfLove's Postman, and photo
grayure from a painting by Aubert. and
fifty Others illustrations.
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tered courage for the effort, and walking
into the front parlor sent the servant to
ask Mrs. Muntle to please step there for a
moment.
Gracious thought Mrs. Muntle to her
SELF 'what can he want ?''
Then she blushed brightly, settled her
necktie, took off her apron and walked
demurely in.
''Be seated, MAJ am, said Mr.. Patterson
''Sit here please. Allow me to sit near
you, as have something to ask which may
require some consideration
sOh, dear, it is coming!' thought Mrs.
Muntle.
Il suppose you know I'm man of CON
siderable means, ma am said the old
bachelor, cable to buy a nice house, fur
nish it well, and live in it comfortably -
$50 I've understood, Mr.. Patterson, 4"
said the widow.
"And of course it is pleasanter to live
that way than at a hotel, said Mr.. Pat
terson.
81 should judge it might be-" said Mrs.
Muntle, cautiously.
''You judge rightly" said Mr.. Patter-
son; "but you know bachelor must be in
the hands Of servants if he keeps house.
A gentleman doesn't want that; he wants
lady to supcrintend things for him-some
one of taste and refinement and all that
Common people don't understand his feel
ings, and merccnary servants are poor
dependence.
81 know that" said Mrs. Muntle.
| "You are almost as much alone as /,
aren't you, Mrs Muntle?" said Mr.. Pat
terson, coaxingly.
''Thc doctor knew him. He's going to
do it just as he said be you'd if he ever
| did, said the lady to herself. Aloud she
answered: ''Wel, sir, | am pretty free it
is true. All my children are married
| we'll.
Il know money would be no object to
you" said Mr.. Patterson. lyon have
enough But if | was TO tell you that
hated boarding houses and wanted home,
think you would have pity on me. FL
buy beautiful house, and you shall have
complete control of everything; only to
make my straw berry short cake for me all
my life"
He paused and looked at the lady.
''That is delicately put" he thought.
'.Now will you hire out for housekecper,
| wonder?''
II amt romantic, though said Mrs.
Muntle; ''but still we amt young, neither
of MS, and it gets to be just that with the
most sentimental after awhile"
Don't refuse me, pleaded Mr.. Patter-
| son.
well, Mr.. Patterson, l WON'T" said
Mrs. Muntlc. I'm my own mistress; and
though I've never thought of a second
marriage, why | think I'm warranted i'll
making one. And no doubt shall never
repent, for | think you We fine DISPOSE
ton, and | understand your ways and
tastes.
Mr.. Patterson listened. lie saw what
he had done-proposed and been accepted
without having any idea of what he was
about lie looked at Mrs. Muntle She
was very nice and comedy and ten years his
junior at least, if she was forty He
could not have done Il better thing, and
would be married without any trouble
some counting. So he at once put his arm
around Mrs Muntlc's waist and said:
''Thank you my dear consider my
self very fortunate.
He wrote to his good doctor in about a
fortnight's time, to tell him that he had
taken both his prescriptions; was mar
ried man and intended to bring his bride
home about the first of the new year.
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A good story is told OF the Bishop Of
Atlanta. Ga. He addressed a large assem-
bly, of Sunday-school children, and wound
up by asking in very paternal and con-
descending way; And now, is there
a-a-n-s little boy or a-a-n-y little girl who
like to ask me question p After pause
he repeated the question, is there a-a-n-y
little boy OF a-a-n-y little girl who would
like to ask me question ~ A shrili
voice called out, Please. sir, why did the
angels walk up and down Jacobs ladder
when they had wings n oh, yes, see.
said the Bishop; and now is there a-a-il-y
little boy or a-a-n-y little girl who would
like to answer little Mary's question II
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VOL. II.
BELLE AND BABY,

l stood outside the kitchen door,
And looked across the meadows,
Where goldcnly the sunlight lay
All fieclled across with shadows.
y robin in the apple tree
Sang to his sweetheart, maybe;
When through the little orchard gate
Came tripping Belle and baby.
! welcomed then with smiling face,
For, after hours of labor,
y pleasant thing it is to sit
And chat with friend or neighbor.
The afternoon was waning now,
The porch was cool and shady,
And so 1 said, "'Tis good OF you
To come and bring the baby.
We talked of many different things,
The flowers, the clouds, the weather.
And oft quite confidential grew,
For we were friends together,
We wondered if the coming day
Would good for making hay be,
And my eyes roved across the fields,
But Bellies We're on the baby.
said l, "Dear Belle, do You recall
The days not long departed,
When you and together roamcd,
Two maidens happy hearted?
But now you never walk with me
Though bright and fair the day be,
And don't You get so very tired
pathways watching baby?"
She turned, and all her mother love
Was in her eyes Il shining,
W hile little Hal looked gravcly up
As fmy words divining.
She clasped one chubby little hand,
While thus she did gainsay me:
"All other joys l gladly yield
Since God has given me baby"
And then | watched them going home
beneath the sunsets tinting:
a rosy glory DER them shone
Between the branches glinting.
And stood there in thoughtful mood
Till twilight fell, and-maybe,
That, musing lonely in the dusk,
l envicd Belle and baby.
Ida Il. Nichols, in Hestcra PtOloDidn
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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-10-27
THE EXPLOSION OF A SHELL.
lieutenant william Metcnlfe and Pri.
vate Joseph King Blown Up by tho
RursIing Of lCO-POund Mortar.

SANDY Hook, n j., Oct. 2l.-Lieuten
ant William NJ. Metcalfe and an ordnance
soldier were killed here this afternoon by
the explosion of a shell. The shell exploded
while being loaded.
Joseph King, n private, had filled shell
with musket powder, and closed the hole.
Another shell was filled with twenty five
pounds of tue same powder. while two
barrels of powder stood near by. Lieutenant
Metcalfe overlooked the work, and seven or
eight other people were working around the
mortar.
The plug was put in, when suddenly the
explosion occurred, tearing the body OF
Joseph King to pieces niutilating Lieutenant
Ne calfe fearfuly and setting fire to their
clothes Corporal Clark, who stood about
three feet away, was not hurt at all;
and Corporal Moore, who was standing about
the Same distance on the other side, was
blown twenty feet back, but was uninjured.
Sergeant Abbott YVES slightly injured by sand
and lead, both in the face aud legs. Super
in endent Sinclair received few scratches
in the face
Both Superintendent Sinclair and Ser
geant Abbott were also partly deafened by
the explosion. Lieutenant Mctcalfo was ~
ing about ten feet away on the plankwalk,
both fee5 cut away and his intestines exposed
and having several other wounds. lie lived
about half an hour after the Accident, but
never spoke, Lieu, onant Metcaltes mother
who is still IN mourning for her husband, re
sided with her son at the officers house, wit
messed the sad affair from there, but did moi
think that her only son was ono Of the KILLED
until the news was broken to her.
The she'll which exploded was made to tlrt
IN the largest mortar in the world. 1t was
u inches in diamn ter and 80 inches long and
weighed 6lO pounds 1t was charged with n
pounds of musket powder, and to make it
solid shot % pounds Of solid sand was put in
the shell. 1t is alleged that the cause of the
| accident was due to this sand.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-10-27
Hunting for Lost Spccie.

1t will be 9S years ago next month
since one of his maicsty's ships named
the Lutine, foundercd off the coast Of
Holland. She was conveying specie fol
the use of the troops abroad, and the
whole oft was lost with the vessel.
After lapse of GS years, portion oil
this money was recovered, and it seems
that now that there is probability Of
recovering still further portion Of tic
lost treasure, aud preliminary invcstiga'
tons have been made with view I
sending down divers. 1t is to be hoped
that the result will be satisfactory, II
the government stands somewhat il
need of specie at the present, to max
up the deficiencies left by their pc
dccessors. Manchester (EHg) Courier.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-10-27
FOR THE FARM AND HOME.
Permanent Pastures.

A pasture requires rich, moist land
with some clay in the soil. Dry, sandy
knobs are unsuitable for this purpose.
When the land is suitable it should be
thoroughly well prepared by double
blowing and several borrowings and good
manuring, or the application of liberal
quantity of the artificial complete
manure. 1t will pay to use 1000 pounds
per acre of this to get good stand.
The seed is best sown alone, and plenty
Of it should be used. A mixture of the
following grasse', which ripcn at diff
fcrcnt periods, is suitable for pasture,
viz: 10 pounds of orchard grass, 10
pounds of Kentucky blue grass, 10
pounds of red top, pounds of timothy,
6 pounds of yellow oat grass, pounds
OF meadow fescuc, and pounds of
fowl meadow grass. This will occupy
the ground and give n good sod. BY
occasional top dressings pasture of this
kind may be kept in good order for
many years.-M Y. Times.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-10-27
new ENGLAND NEWS.


Nearly 10000 people were in attendance at
the last day of the Sagadahoc county fair at
Brunswick, Me-, the receipts amounting to
over Sl2O0. Tho total receipts for tho three
days are 5000, leading all former records by
$500.
The Governor and council of Maine heard
petitioners for the pardon OF Lewis Il. Hop
kins, but reserved their decision, as the wife
of the prisoner claimed she would be in
fear Of her life were he released Hopkins
killed an Indian at Richmond several years
ago.
''lhe monument erected to tho memory OF
the soldiers and sailors Of Machias, Me-, was
dedicated on the 18th. An address was
made by Judge Rounds of Calais. The
monument is of Hallowell granite, and cost,
with the lot, $500.
The grocery store of Elmer S. Bird, at
Blackington Corner No., was entered on the
night Of the 18th, the safe blown OPEN and
$3.50 stolen.
The towboat Charlie Lawrence, owned by
the Kennebec Steam Towage Company was
partly burned while lying at her dock at
Gardiner Me-, on the 18th. Tho damage
amounts to s20OO insured
The total loss by the Eastport fire is now
estimated at 100000. The horrors of the
casualty have been increased by plundering
Canadian thieves
The hop crop has been total failure in
some parts of the State. The aggregate yield
is less than third of the average, and the
quality compared with high medium grade
is not over 80.
Bishop Healy sends SAP on behalf Of
Maine Catholics to their brethren in Charles
ton, S. G.
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A Beautiful Spring.

"The finest spring Of water L ever
saw" said passenger from Florida, ''is
down in fernando County, on the Gulf
side. The land is high and rolling, and
not fiat and swampy, as most
of Florida is, and as many think
it all is. The Wckowechee River
in that county is twelve miles long, and
about the prettiest stream l ever saw.
1t is made entirely by one spring, and
this spring is sixty feet in diameter.
"You can row boat right into it, but
you can't make a boat stay in the centre,
as the force of the water rising throws
it gently to one side. A small steamer
can navigate the river, whose banks are
high and covered with foliage. This
spring has the purest water that can
flow out Of the earth. 1t is seventy feet
to the bottom, and you can see dime
down there just as plain as you can in a
glass of water. In the river you can sec
fish twenty rods away. Not the slightest
trace of organic matter Can DO found in
the spring. water. 1t is said to be the
most beautiful spring In America. - Chi
cdQ0 Herald,
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1886-10-27
Women Men.

Women jump at conclusions and gen
orally hit; men reason things out logl-
cally and generally miss it.
When q woman becomes Hurried she
feels for a fan; when a man becomes
Hurried he feels for a cigar.
Some women can't pass millinery
store without looking in; some men can't
pass saloon without going in.
A woman never sees baby without
wanting to run to it; man never sees a
baby without wanting to run from it.
A woman always carries her purse in
her hand so that other women can sec it; a
man carries his in his inside pocket SO
that his wife won't see it.
A man Of fashion hates the rain be-
cause it derangcs the set of his panta
looms; woman of fashion hates it be-
cause it deranges her complexion.
When woman wants to repair DANA
ges she uses pin; when man wants to
repair damages, he spends two hours and
half trying to thread a needle Chi
caqo Tribune.