Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-08-12
NOT A SUCCESS.
A New-Fang1ed Experiment Which Wa

Not Entirely Satisfactory.
Just before Eckson and his wife start
ed on their bridal tour, Eckson said:
1--WE want to show people that all new
Unmarried people are not silly"
eyes, we do, Henry"
Snow, when we get on the train, let
Us not pay any attention to each
other.''
''All right
"We'll lean apart from each other and
act as if we have been married for years,
won't we?'
Yes. Oh, tell you what would be
the funniest idea in the world, Henry
Wen take different seats, and after
awhile We'll get acquainted. Won't
that be nice?''
"Flrst-class; splendid''
When they boarded the train they
newspaper, and Mollie looked at the
Henry looked up. and saw the conduc-
tor sitting with Mollie. Henry chuck
led. Thinks she's in love with him, !
reckon the bridegroom unused. "Be-
lieve I'll go forward and take smoke"
His ci gar must have been unsatisfactory,
for he soon threw it away and resumed
his seat opposite his wife. The con-
ductor was telling an amusing story.
and Mollie was laughing gleefully. She
did not even look at her husband.
This is playing it little too tine,"
Henry unused. Il like to see good act
ing, but she acts little too well.''
The ira n stopped at station, and
the conductor got up and went out. but
returned Immediately, and again sat
down by Mollie just then young
woman came along and asked Henry if
she could share his seat. He gladly
consented, musing that he could play
even with his wife. A few moments
later, while he was busly talking, he
saw, with sweetened thrill of revenge.
that his wife was looking at him. At
the next station the Young woman got
off the train, and when the conductor
went out. Henry sat down by Mollie.
Il don't know what you want to sit
down here for" she snapped. '.Why
didn't you get off the ira n with"
''What do you want to talk that way
for, precious?'
precious nothing Go on, don't
want you here.
Il suppose you would rather talk to
the conductor?'
''Td rather talk to anybody that will
treat me with respect"
Now, darling
s'Darling nothing. Pm going to get
off the tram and go home, that's what
I'm going to do. I'm not going to live
with you, that's what | amt, and when
pa asks me why, I'm going to tell him
that YOU did not treat me with respect.
You don't love me and never did. You
used to let on like you did but you don't
even do that any more.
"Mollie-''
..Mollie nothing. Go on, I don't
want you here"
Now, don't be foolish. You know
how you carried on with the conductor.
Never saw him before, either"
The mischief l haven't. He's my
uncle. 1 was going to introduce you to
him, but [ didn't want him to know
that we were married until just before
we got off the train.
.'Mollier'
"What?'
s'Won't you forgive me?''
81 ought not to, you are so mean"
Il was Jealous and"
"Jealous?"
eyes.
81 didn't know you loved me enough
to be Jealous"
but do. Don't you love me just a
little?'
Yes, more than you do me-"
'.No."
yes
''No, YOU don't, precious"
s.Yes. | do, darling"
eff these people were not looking Ia
kiss you Henry, after short silence,
remarked:
sIt's none of their business"
PUT your head on my shoulder. 1
There"
He put his arm around her, and when
he thought that no one was looking,
kissed her.
.Do you love mee' she asked.
81 adore YOU"
s'You make me awful happy"
'.You will live with me, won't your"
Eyes, always. We like the old-fash-
Toned bridal tour the best, don't we?''
"Yes.'
'And we don't care how many people
are looking, do we?"
NO"
''And if they don't like it they can get
off the train, cant they?'
''1 es, and you Will i've with me,
won't vou?'
Il couldn't live without YOU"
81 couldn't live without you, either"
because you love me, don't youP'
Eyes, and because you love me, don't
you?'
Just then a man got up, opened his
valise, took out a piece of cake, handed
it to Henry, and said:
.'It's yours. Take it."
81 don t want it.
"But you have earned it.
81 won't have it.
The man threw the cake on the seat,
and, as he made break for the forward
car, said:
THAT the sickest bridal affair I ever
saw, and | used to be a captain of
steamboat '-ArEansaaU Irdceter.
A NEW DODGE.
EXPLANATION of the Latest Dodge for
Swindling Bank Cashiers.