The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1886-07-18
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Always comes out on top. Your hair.
1t is a wise railroad stock that knows its
own par.
You get them wholesale or retail at McCabe's. 81
Montgomery street.
you hired me" said the laboring man,
sand now | want you to higher my wages. "
1t seems funny 10 say that person is
hOmesIck, when in reality they are away
sick.
The three Emperors may meet next Fall and CON
cect new schemes to hold their subjects under
iron rule, but everybody goes to Wood Msnagh
for their water hItsEs.
Would it be an anomaly to speak cf a
man as being in a hearty condition when
in love?
when other lips and other hearts their tales Of
woe shall tell. il will be caused by paying high
prices for furniture Purchase 1t from Frank J..
HanIys20S Newark avenue, three doors above Jer-
seS avenue.
A man is obliged to die before his will
is always in force.
Mamma Why don't you move out of
the sun, Kitty, II it troubles you so p
Kitty" Cause | got here first.
Don't forget symes's popular market when you
are out shopping Find it At 104 Newark avenue.
The man who has half an hour to spare
generally drops in aud occupies half an
nour that belongs to some other man.
Jenny, do you know what miracle
is?'' .'Y es m. Ma says if you done marry
oar new parson it will be miracle"
1.-The wholesale depot for Christies i07 cigar is at
McCabes, 81 Montgomery street. The Christie
cigar is one OF the best smoking cigars in Jersey
CITY. Don't fail to smoke one.
Teutonic friend ran hot race and lost
it, but ran again and won. He said: Pm
first at last II vas pehind before"
Chinese doctors only get from 10 10
cents visit. They are probably just as
fatal as other doctors who get from 81 to 50.
For paint or putty. for glass or hardware. for
water niters or carpet swespsrs for housefurnish-
ing goods of all kinds. go to Wood Msnaghs
great hardware store
Canada would be wiser to establish a
three-mile limit for American defaulters
rather than for American fishermen.
"The good die young" but the wicked
grow old. 1t is, therefore, apparent why
women prefer to be good rather than
wicked,
II don't believe IN the boycott on princi-
5aye Inc bovcoti / want to he novcntted bv
hand .orva,, men -
No., ,,,,,, .r;..s for hon 80, 80
save money By dealing al Frank J. Hanlys furni-
ture house, 2OS Newark avenue, three doors aoove
Jersey avenue.
''My dear" observed Mrs. Sniggs as she
looked up from the paper, II often see
reference 10 bi-metalists," Yes replied
Snaggs. what is bi-metalist?" ga
scrap-lron dealer is Duy-metahst. on,
TO be sure! Why didn't think OF that?"
II understand our friend Miss Highnote
is singing with considerable success in
South America. " SIS, eh? Glad 10 hear
it.. That she is singing?" .Yes--in
South America.
Don't forget symes's popular market when you
are oat shopping. slno IL AZ io4 newark avenue.
A member OF school board visited a
school uader his jurisdiction. When asked
to make some remarks, he said: Well,
children, you spells well and you reads
well, but you hsin't set STILL.
a certain amount of opposition is q
orAst helm 10 a man Kites rise apain al
e. F,.,d -. ~,;fb +l,o wind Is5a, -
sne VIM anu 1ss "As VIZ sne VIM. 1.feu d
neaa Minu y pss's1 sman nvn1. ny inAn
eesd calm Let ne man wax male. there.
oeau SaAm. As ~ 19I va pay, sns'e =
mna. no wSnAs ~nu '~'NsS A"'s' ~ oo s0oo
iol any nn
~, Inc t nsng .nssSr 4hs sraSd D od nu an
wail break il up IN tie same style tsas Frank ).
Hanly has broken the high prices charged for rur-
nltnrs. .. store zOS newark avenue tnfee aoors
~Ds s'D. $50 -.