The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-08-12
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The fishery question-Got q bite?
Moves In the best socicty-Thc fan.
A brides made-By the clergyman.
Having great run-Pcrspiration
The Associated Prcss-A lovers squeeze.
Mental mnastics--Jumping 70 con
Clusion.
Pugilists are the only men who really
make money by striking
Whenever musician gets bright
thought he makes note of it.
No bald-headed men arc enlisted now.
1t aggrayates the Indians.
Dentist-madc teeth go well with false
set-oh voice. s,0. 7-. : '.H....
A bangis something to door-cspecial-
ly when 1t Is on pretty girl. ,...
Fashionable people do not seem to be able
to hear scandal and not repeat it.
a few weeks more and the tide Of travel
will be from instead Of to the resorts. 8
Civil service reform was Republican
web which caught the Democratic fly.
Chicago has population of 655 900 Of
which only $4,000 are native Americans
You can't tell by the size of woman's
mouth how many hair pins it will hold
Mrs Cleveland is said to have remark
able memory for names "a well as for faces.
A woman hates to pass pretty bonnet
In store window, but she is always willing
to 60 buy 1t. -
a student Of human nature says anything
can be sharpcned. Put lead-pencil in a
woman's hand, and sec.
a man may refuse to be friend to a
principal in duel because he desires to be
second to no man in the country.
Man proposes and the girl makes inquiry
as to his pecuniary value, and then gives an
answer.
The fly Is not much of an astronomer,
but If there Is cream jug within his orbit
hc will find out all about the milky way
AS prohibition begins to prohibit in At.
lanta the domestic wine business shows
signs of beginning to boom in that city.
The most important on the list of books
to'bc taken to the mountains for the sum
mer Is the pocket book. Don't forget that
The economical man is never happier
than when he discovers q tobacconist's shop
IN which he can buy q ten cents cigar for
five cents.
Oregon pays bounty Of two cents for
every squirrel killed, and one man recently
was paid for 1875, 900 squirrel tails which he
had collected
There is crazy man In Buffalo who
imagincs he IS an umpire And there arc
lots OF base ball players who imagine their
umpire Is Il crazy man.
Beware Of the young man who writes
love letters with typewriter. They may
bc dictated, and If he dictates before mar
riagc he will boss aftcrward.
An Ohio factory turns out $1,000, 900
matches a day, and yet many man has
Darkcd his shins on rocking chair because
he didn't have one Of them.
The enforcement Of prohibition laws in
hhode Island has produced marked effect
OH Newport. No Sea-serpent has been
noticed around there this summer.
A new drug has been extracted from
hops, which is said to be q combination of
morphine, cocoainc and atropnc Beer
contains plenty of the new drug.
writer says that a woman Is a silent
power in the land. To this n cynical old
bachelor editor responds: "1hat it will be
news to thousands of husbands"
Ages will come and go; but woman will
not be perfectly happy until she can have
eyes attached to her shoulders, so that she
may look up and criticisc her own back
hair.
The Del Rio (Tcx.) Dot is edited by a
young lady. She remarks: Man pro
poses, but it sometimes takes Il great deal
of encouragement to get him to do So
A writer on woman's rights says: "Ncvcr
scold your husband before supper Put
him to his purgation or full stomach"
But suppose he doesn't provide the supper?
A gifted poet writes THE devil arose
from his little bed, and washed his face
and cOmbed his head" We hope not to be
considered profanc if we ask where in hell
ne got his water?
One of the permanent mysteries to q
student of human nature is why those little
girls who fight so hard against being kissed
It copenhagen play the game at all. They
lOnt have to.
Did you ever feel that deep, inner, subtle |
ensation OF the whole being, as though the |
Whole world Lad Topped up and hit you on |
he head, which crccps over a man when |
lc steps on a place that isn't there?
AS drug clerk, the female is not a bril-
liant success. When you wink at her
cross soda fountain, she doesn't know
whether to put little balm of Gilead in
'our soda, or hang her head and blush.
Wiggins, the Canadian weather prophet,
las prophesied storm for September 30.
v NllCn VIII NC Tie WOTSl III tCn years. If it |
will blow Wiggins to the north pole it will |
&c welcomed by q grateful continent.
An exchange thinks that the Chinese
way of removing dandruff with sandpaper
8 the most cifcctual Perhaps it is, but |
lie common North American Indian has
plan, though quite abrupt, which Is said to-
&c reasonably sure.
Sam Jones says: There is something
wrong when preacher gets $400 and a |
pitcher $4,000" The Boston IranscriDt |
EXPLAINS But Sam should remember
hat the $4,000 pitcher has a much better
delivery than the $40O preacher
with ali thy false love thee STILL"
said the ncwly-married man 10 his spouse |
when viewing the mysteries of her toilet. |
'''With all thy faults | love the STILL" said
the owner of whisky still. "With all |
thy faults 1 love thee STILL" said the man
who was mated 10 garrulous woman,
with all thy vaults love thee still" said
wife to the leaping acrconaut.
Publicity Is money. This has come 70
be recognized by shrcwd business men as
nm acknowledged fact. Competition is 50
keen, and we live in such busy times, that
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