The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-04-22
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Tho child sh0 ss1fs 10 swtliov
sls~rs bsiio1s shouid h. given . ceapis a
casa
- The lssssssi are the sepdsfcsi" sx-
cxps 10 the esse " spuns ehscleas 81 lass
spsias
Iii !. better 10 lie sioss 10 this world
sbsn 10 bstng ~ boz 70 pie! ca the &c.
eorlssr.
-~All men are erssted equal, bu. the
nsloriiy vill 30, tale the trouble 10 live
m % a.
y when ) nsn orders lemonade and ~
j. not 20 bsm. be ought 10 realize that his
soas has come.
n noDe, could Le borowed - easiiy
= irosblr. Ln~ roaud shonldssei some
10 ks suuiJ iBr.
Mr.. Marph, ] sa, Pit what would
y.z 30 II The nnld house would ,hDmhle
On y.I apd crush .sxto dssihi Pat = Fai1.
10 as ivs ms loife
M snnss lat scatter beaten tramp be.
ins ssked sLss wss the matter With Lis
epst ., lied: 'ILsoasonis; II haln't had =
nap 10 ten years
Al lfisismsn ~ros1 home TO Lis
irisu,is py.r the bri1y that In this blessed
land every bod, is 20 honest . reward has
70 liz offered for thieves
III anything 10 this world can put
wings on the feet Of incidence Il 10 .
woman With dipper Of bot water and
. forward impulse when tramp Is "sas-
~"
1t bss been discovered that Mrs. Csdy
Stanton once wore low neck dresses.
But 90 did Eve. for that matter, il the
antiquities Of the question are 10 b. rsn-
oeched.
a ali spring poets we're hens" says On
Ssehsngs. -even an editor could si1ord 10
esi sges." Doubtful. II spring poets
we're hens. they would not send their lays
70 % editor
--Msndolin playing is the latest
fsshionable craze among young ladies.
Perhaps. after ell, the time will come when
II will be considered the proper thing to
play 90 . sewiag machine.
Yes. my son. the husband is conven.
tionally the bead OF the family; but it
may he worth remarking that some fam.
lilies Are constructed on the pyramidial
fashion the most insignificant part at the
top.
Doctor Yes, madam, think you are
overworked. Patient : But do look at my
tongue. doctor. and tell me why it looks
20 badly. Doctor-Oh. that is the result
Of overwork Keep perfectly quiet and ii
viii look better
A scientist says that the red.tsil, O
little bird. will catch nine hundred flies in
On hour. II Is not stated which baseball
club the red tail has signed with. but II
should have no difficulty in securing .
posit,ou on one Of the mines.
"A young society lady asked Gus Snob-
berry. . New York dude: "Whst has be-
come Of you dog, Mr.. Snobberlyi" II
have disowned him, ys know. He bark
ed ~ . Bwitish fwend Of mine and dis.
owned him on the spot. He is no longer
dwAg Of mine"
Doctor You need more sleep, my
FREUD. That il the whole trouble with
yon. What is your business? Patient
I'm a policeman. Doctor Then IL
must he something else, bnt l surely
thought IL ~as loss Of sleep. Afterj ell,
perhaps you don't take enough exer-
else
II guess. you needn't bother about
having the parlor swept out to-day
wss The remark Of youth. ~ he started
for school. "what on earth do you mean,
Georgcs swell, l heard father tell
mother that II that young man Of yours
came 10 NIGHT. be would wipe the floor
with him"
"A little girl Who had been visiting her
grandparents and was very fond Of them,
came home one day before the time bad
expired Tor shich she had permission 10
stay. why iidn't you flush your visitf"
asked mama Il didn't want 70. = Was the
rely. '-bscausc grandpa made such .
no'ss sleeping ont loudl' This vas the
way shs described his snoring.
He vas trying TO beat Chatham
street dealer down on suit Of clothes,
aud Ls fnalIy observed. You'll admit
that Scol !. io~u. soa't your" 20. yes."I
''Apd cotton u do~n, aud labor II down"
.'shust NJ" "weil. then. how eau you
call tLs. suit worth STAY my friendt.
you lat entirely forgotten dot buttons
vhas nay COP. Dot Was der basis ] Hg-
ufe on.
You are charged with play irg flute
b, "a open window At midnight. TO the
spIv, .bc+ Of your nrighbor" said the
magistrate Guilty or not guilty.
'0ata,y." live dollars fine." ''But,
your Honor. protested the ueigLbor who
hsi preferred the charge, considering The
the foe seem insufficient. He
played over sud over again. We are very |
vide s~.kc the Moon and l." Oh Fifty
dollars nDe. "
"A ycung married lady. who moved
into the coun,ry from = city home. con-
,idersj kscpias hens pleasant and pro-
liable dusy. Az she became more sbsorb-
ID IL tbs pursuit her epthusiAAm increased
md ''hsns" made fsvosits Of her thoushts
md ooavsrssticu. During one Of bss
lslustsd descriptions Of success frisOd
Inquired: Are your hens good hensf''
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