St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-17
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS.
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral. Men
tai and Physical Peculiarities of
hinneapolitans.
Distorted Negatives Which Cannot
Conceal the Personal Identity
of the Subjects.
Prepared Plates Which are Developed
By the Good HUNDRED Light
of Fun.


on the throat of the Eighth Ward Republic
cans while the PrOhibitionists are bound TO
him by rose-colOred ties of love and honor.
He is now approaching the Democrats in
his artleSs eOld-water way.
A. B. Barton. the capitalist. was one of
the interested spectators OF the wr>tling
match. He made no investment, k~wever.
J. G. Dawes is looking for the man who
dare intimate he had anything to do with
starting the Ed Stokes bugaboo rumOr con-
corning the y. A. Telegraph company.
Aid. Cooley is laughing, but not with
eounterfeited glee, at the smart way in
which he PLAYED il on the Bridgewumps.
He says he quietly gave out that he was
gong East TO examine the conduits for un-
derground wires. Having thrown every
body off the scent he slipped of to Wash
ington and engaged a floor of the Ebbitt
house. where he summoned the secretary of
wag to meet him. Mr.. EndicOtt fastened
to meet him and Cooley laid the stone-arch
bridge diabOlical scheme before him, in all
It's hideOus proportions. or course the sec
rotary of war at once ordered the engineer
ing commission and then heaped the thanks
OF the government on the head OF Cooley.
Cooley declining a fat Office. came chuckling
home and has not done lauhging yet.
Judge KOon sat upon the back of a chair
and cast upon the struggling gladiators the
same calm judicial glance he used to such
effect in the king-RemingtOn case.
Prof. James q. Clark will take a benefit
on Tuesday night. The announcement is
semi-officialIy made that he will not sing
THE Battle Hymn OF the Republic"
Secretary Sturtevant of the chamber of
commerce was hailed on the street recently
u
York papers please do not copyl.
1t is said Sven 0ftedel will not be a
candidate for reelection to the school
board. but will devote his attention to re-
pairing the inrOads made in the circulation
Of his paper by his more interesting con-
tempOraries.
4. c. Austin calmly says he will be re-
elected park commissioner. The Austin
family and connections have life liens on
Offices in the county, but If Mr.. A. c.
has further time at his disposal. doubtless
the legislature will create new Office for
his benefit.
j. Il. Atwater, the son of his father, is
mentioned as a good candidate fOr-for-
well, for any nice little sinecure.
A. +. Jones was not found on Park
avenue as early as usual yesterday And
his voice was husky, too. Tie had been
growing at the wrestling match.
Ed Waterbury will never appear in the
athletic arena again. Nobody who saw him
on Friday evening will blame his determi.
nation.
Capt Babb and Engineer Cooley view the
Eighth ward Republican aldermanic contest
with cool serenity. Looks as though Cooley
would be Holly next year. though
John DeIaittTe has put Ed johnson In
L-af fl,a I.s.I IL a.,
other. He expects TO carry them both to
glory.
Col. John c. West has so far recouped his
losses on wheat by good luck in pork that
he was enabled to attend the wrestling
match at 81 per attend.
John p. Fitzgerald says he is not hank
ering after an aldernanic nomination. All
he wants is TO be alderman, but IS for
hankering!-nO. sir.
Attorney WOTelfs glittering success in
acquitting August Oys, yesterday, is said
to have filled Judge DonehoOs cup of bit
terness to overlooking.
DIR. Shaw, the miId-eyed editor Of the
Tribune, has joined G. Alfred Williams
in his wild. uutamed alteration of Prof
DupleSsis. The doctor has certain vague
hopes of one day being gladiator.
Ben Brunswick thinks of publishing a
card stating he does not act as time-keeper
at every match simply to show his watch.
DIR. Kenney has resigned his position of
surgeon of the Minneapolis 81 st. Louis
road on account of failing health. The
truth is, that road never hurts anybody
these days.
G. J. VanderpOele is becoming known as
the Kelly of Minneapolis. Reason, OBJ
viOus.
With unfeigned pleasure the statement
is made that the Blakely who is to tight In
Montana soon is not our own David.
o. a. Pray was recently mentioned as
possible candidate for alderman. Eyes. "
said man. every man in his employ, ex-
cept his bOOkkeeper, would fight to be first
at the polls to vote against him."
Gen. WaShburn, now that the East side
will capture the exposition, wells his face
and turns toward Boston.
II. q. barrow. the Nicollet avenue coal
man, was at the Lawrence Endorsement
meeting. The name of the other man pres
ent has not yet been discovered.
John O'Hair, lynx-eyed detective of the
Clark house. is earning a reputation for
shTewdness. He never sleeps, and will be
with PinkeTtOn yet.
Matt Walsh does not seem to be losing
any adipose tissue because some people say
he can't be mayor n he wants.
IL should be understood that the person
whom Ryan. the confidence man. did up.
was not John n. Cannon, but some one
named Ganman, who lives at Delano OF
Mendoza.
They say that Frank f. NimOcks can't
even play solitaire without cheating him.
self.
The other day several prominent railroad
men were arrested for jumping off train
in ST. Paul. G. II. Prior, who was jus;
going to alight, saw the arrests in time to
climb back and assume a look of virtuous
complacency. like unto that of man who
has worked lead quarter OF on bar
tender.
1t is easy to see that d. c. Bell is in the
oil business, he's so smooth. He grows
whiskers Ia Talmage so the wind can
blow through 'em.
Aid. Sly says he will give up the sporting
business when Col. Mclaughlin leaves
town. Between wrestling matches and pO-
lice investigations Mr.. Sly fears that his
reputation as a society pet is suffering.
Frank +. Davis, the affable county attor-
ney. and Judge Babcoek have severed their
legal partnership. 1t is understood that
they disagreed on theological questions.
X. II. Shadrick has gone into the coal
business-that is, he is taking orders fOr
fuel, and not to carrying.