The Portland daily press., 1886-11-18

S'Ss~iA ~ "iO Adilhlul use OF Negetlne.
,,nd me me- eeillng Is very low" said the stranger
VINO was looking at lodgings.
Yes said the landlady, sbut il will eost Va,
so much less to heat the room" ~"
stove" Fee Aoi
"of course not, you couldn't stand it ia such a
low ROOM"
.'But it would be as cold as Greenland
Nonsense, you couldn't crowd enough cold into
such small room 70 feel it. If it were a large
room, you might talkn
But the rent Is very high"
Ihat makes up for the low ceiling.n
lie Yields to the inevitable and takes it.
The well known strengthening properties Of
IRON, combined with other tonics and a most
perfect nervine, are found in Carter's Iron Pills,
which strengthen the nerves and body, and i'm
prove the blood and complexion.
Mr.. Hsmespun was reading thrilling story of
an accident, winding up with the expression, "but
fed" -''N
"A very pretty story" said Mrs. H. ..but what
40 you suppose became OF the fellow after he ran
Mr. H..Fcllow ran away What are you talk
Mrs. H,--why, that lively fellow, the vital
spark, as the paper calls him.
Prompt relief In sickheadache, dizziness nau-
sea, constipation, pain in the side etc., guaran-
teed to those using Caters Little Liver Pills One
pill dose. % cts.
The young man with bangs isn't always as i'd
que que as ne looks. The son of worthy Chicagoan
nau Just returned from college. The father was
Drusque, matter-offact man, who had no liking
Tor anything dudsh, and he noticed with sorrow
er insignia Of dudedom The Old gentleman Snr-
veyed him critically when he appeared in his
office, and then blurted out:
Yeung man. you look like f0oliN
just at that moment, and before the young man
~ nad time g make fitting reply, friend walked
"Why. hello, George, have you returned9 Dear
me, how much you resemble your fathern
youth" 'sN' '''
Perhaps no local disease has puzzled and
batfied the medical profession more than nasal
catarrh. While not Immediately fatal it is among
the most distressing, nauseous and disgusting ills
the flesh is heir to and the records show very few
or ne cases Of radical cures of chronic catarrb by
any of the multitude of modes of treatment until
the Introduction of Ely's Cream Balm a few years
ago. The success of this preparation has been
most gratifying and surprising.
Guest-What do you mean by putting me In
sucn den as this? You assured me in Your let
airy.
Host-Did 1? Come to think of it, did saw
some hing Of that kind; guess l must have
meant the clerk
The ladies all say nothing is perfect but the
first baby and Lydia e. Pin1hams Vegetable
Compound. The latter has no equal as female
remedy.
.'You don't say so.n exclaimed Mrs. Goodform
when she was told of the death OF Mrs Gimp the
dressmaker How f0rtunate She finished my
garment only day before yesterday; now [ am
body else"
Il love thee, ease and only thee" Well the
only way to obtain tits to buy Salvation Oil rs
cents.
The people still cling to Dr. Bulls Cough Sryup
as the only safe and reliable remedy for cough,
cold, Group, eatarrh and consumption. 25 cents
Mother-Willie, do you see how nicely your
cousin Bertha conducts herself?
Wtllie-Yes, mamma.
Mother-,Don't you think her manners are rath-
er better than yours?
why.
Mother-Why is it, my dear?
Wile-PrObably Bertha has been brought nm
better than havel