Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-04-15

The Two Kinds of Guests Who Inhabt
the Average Hotcl-A Few Words Con-
ecrnin. D,et-,simpiicity L. the Watch
word--In n Few Words.
In a western city there stands a restau-
rant that has outside as a sign, under glass
case. RIB roast, q slice of ham, and q roast
due. tina. remember distinctly having
seen there in i,Gsl and before the war. j
ss-ei an epicure the other day II he thought
it right 70 keep those things there year after
year when so many were Starving through
out the length and breadth of the land. He
then straightway did take me up close so
that could see that the food vas made ef
plaster and painted, as hereinbe.ore set
forth and by me translated, as Walt Whit
man would say.
There are two kinds Of guests who live at
the average hotel One is tho party who
gets up and walls over the whole corps de
hcie, from the ald-headei proprietor % the
bootblac.z, while ;he other is the meek and
| mild-eyei man, doomed u sit at the table
AMI bewail the fight Of time and the hor-
| rors of starvation while waiting for the re-
| lief party to come with his food
belong 10 tie latter class Born, as
was, in a private family and early acquiring
the habit eating food that was intended
| TO assuase hunze. mostly, 1t iaSes me
| a good while q accnstom myself - the
style Of dispeptic aicrohe used simply TO CT
nafnen. a bill of fare OF curse il is main
| tanned by so,,i. ho.e. men that food solely
| for eating purlosss Is becoming OF so!s;s and
outre. Gai that tie s.un that they put On
| IT, ir bills O. fare IS just rs good 70 pour
| down the hack o, guest Is diet that a
cooked for the common. low, perverted
| taste Of people who have no higher aspsra-
tons than to eat tceir fool.
TEE STYLE oF HOTEL HKTEREED To
| OF course tie genial. urban. and talented
rrater will SCI 81 eace the style OF htei
am referring %. u Is the bcte. thai apes
The good hotel ard prints a bill Of fare soseiy
Is a.s.,aFy e-lors That Is the hctei where
| you rad the rssosa-eatsa tosel and the led
ridden coffee There is where yea gct but
ter tasf ruas t.se elevator day Hines and
81 cts or, the fnnaei cakes az night i also
| refer 70 the hotel n hese the bzii-ooy Is s1In-
| ply an animated poi:sher Of bEnisters. AM
Other w.=e extremely useieSx IL Ia hssStss
the ho1se vhere toe sySu2 tastes Ike
tn, fincture cf rhuaart, and tbs
pancakes taste ike he<toSraFs
ihs travelling man will cal 70 aiDS ths
hosei 30 which refer, and he VII instantly
name i. and tell you that be has Dsvcr spsn'
the Sa6t ath there
Some people can hive on cracked wheat,
| tr-n. and SKINNED milk, no nzssszr sbs-a
| they 30. sna 30 they always SEN 10 he per
| fec.ly hsppy. bat vhiie simptscit. IL my
| va.cnwurd. a11 shi,s am Old sizrFiicsfs
| hirsssH Is q we're. / haFsat besa coz
s->1csrd With s.cusachs enough 20 s9,csG
fully wressle With tness thsn-x I Ike Z
few p,sia dzshes with victnzis On ;os<n
cooked By > person who has had sszDs eI
rsrienre in TIA: .in- besors- an nos d
especially ti-d 20 kizh f<i-ez and fng-r
kos-. for have RAN f.cz1 toe co1,1so-
/ reOp,e. a-.d during tas nrsi eighteen yes.
| OK rry life bad 70 drss zyseA Sss ~
/ aIway, zoe r.a-z,ersa child q ~cerse;i1z
luxury that no. an ty szy rnesas So
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maize u IN trying to ESse ttS It far
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