The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-12-23
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more thanks for The help.
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pay no noss attention 70 What ! ~ than
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"A lady ia western Nss York COM
plains 10 40 editor that though the general
is~,sns II the paper snit her, u has not
enough desiLs
and how do your people take the
death Of your grsndfsttsr. NJ. FoggY'
.Ob. rory bard Mn PaG. very bard.
You see this Il the nnt time grandistbes
hes ever died.
"a young writer wishes ~ 70 publish
his contributions 70 '.eneourags" him.
We cannot afford 70 encourage one writer
u tho expense Of discoursging many
thousand readers.
"A poet hes been heard from Who did
not write any versss o. The status Of libss.
~. He vas out csmpins and sos back too
late. Congress will BE- asked 10 pension
him for life
--"who brsysd them" inquired pub
lilo speaker earnestly. IN . tumultuous
meeting, stwhich imitation dogs and mon
keys figured with open mouth. II euess
u was only an echo. cir. responded hear
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"A nev publication Is entitled: "Uss-
fol things TO know about steam boilers
Nos really, ono Of tho most useful things
10 know shout steam boiler 10 the precise
moment ct which the pesty thing 10 going
10 blow up.
He Was INDECENT IL just worship
that man. said silly girl be bad mash
ed. You are . heathen." replied her
companion. Il don't - how ! am"
You are wonhiping IN idle. that's how.
Thsy ere no longer friends.
1t Akss calm disposition and very
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GeniSs nat you are tobogsaning when
your fest slip from under you on the Icy |
sidewalk.
An Illinois muskrst paved the lid Cd |
. milk can, crsvIed 10 and, after fssstipg |
10 the full paved around 70 frantically
that be cburned the remaining milk into
butter and climbed ont on II. Neral
Never despair when you got into . tight
place.
DumIry Robinson. ~ want your
advice. Brown. I hear. has referred to
me ~ sn inspired idiot. What had bst-
tor dor Robinson t,houghsfullv) well,
DumIes, think you ought to make him
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saysY' Pat Faith. an its ,ist this xay:
When he tells 70 the truth. 70 can believe
livery sord he says; but when be lies 10
y,x. ye betthtr have no confidence iu lin
o. all !"
The paragraph announcing that Ger
ouimo Is pronounced "Hesronimo" has
reached San Angelo where they ought 10
bsou Low 10 pronounce The name. end
lssds the Standard 70 saclsim: "Hoed
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aid "a American dsisaitss. = be cccked n
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