New-York tribune., 1886-03-17
1HE TALK or THE Day.

Forty.iye thousand dollars ior a Breton! How the
cheap foreigners Will swarm among las next fall!
O YES MI Morrison the South for trade Let's
see. There's Virginia wanting protection for her
tobacco growers; Virginia and Alabama Pleading
TO have their iron interests taken OF; South Caro-
Ina and Georgia le-gng you to lool; after their rice
growers and Louisiana trembling les your tnkerng
kill her sugar industry. All that is needed now is tariff
on oranges cattle, cotton anu turpenne to maKs the
south solid for tree trade-in horL.
Said rho Mayor of Minneapolis TO Alderman
near that another family moved into ST. Paul yes
tcrday.".
Man an wife and four children"
II ats bad. What are we doing =
"Well PAIR ot twins is reported from the Fourth
Ward aud Immigrants from New. York have just got
arrive on tile train think we'll manage to Keep
up Sth tnat one horse town down the ycr.'-lLste
line tDik) Bell.
Here is the original OF an ofteuued story least IL
is supposed to be the original. hut probably some
Grccn wit is responsible the first version: painter
brought to Cardinal Rcheieu picture which IN his own
OPTION was "a great masterpiece. How much do you
want for it r. asked the Cardinal, looking at the daub
A thousand francs" said the artist. IOu mean it T.
saIl the asoni,hed Cardinal. Emncnce." answered
the artist taut biem que 10 cve! 10 men vols pas
la ne ses-itr" said Richcieu
Next month the City OF New York will be 200 years
old.
Georgia paper njudciously hoasted that it had sixty
subscribers in the insane asylum. or course tho rival
paper scross the way at remarked that nobody
outside OF insane asylum would take such paper
4 late invention is match which may br used over
and over again. This Will I'LL an aching void II there
/, one match that been struck. lying III box WIN
thousand good ones man Is always sure J." get that
identical second n9nd match when he mas mas occasion 10
light the gas at midnight II -lNOrlI1town Herald
# +. sni that pneumonia has become epidemic in and
around Mckee ,por Penn, and the physicians attribute
II TO natural gas have doubt" says one OF them
that naura gas is responsible not only Tor pneumonia
but also for many other diseases OF the respiratory
organs It is great convenience, hut as 1t Is burned
now the CRATES are almost closed up and nc provisions
made ior ventilation The result is the atmosphere OF
the entire house not only becomes very dry but Is
vitated by the proCucts OF tEe combnston."
"Dd Won hear about moor Clara We're de We're ~
What has happened 10 her Is she III =
No. hut they've gone and put her picture IN me Earn
Chorus: Oh! Poor thing. Flown Topics.
Overheard at one of the clubs:
ElacrN gentleman. who has been talking to young
fellow from Philadelphia and has taken great fancy 10
him. By the way where arc yoh staying Wish You
would come and visit me
Young fclo v who Is friend Of elderly ccDtlemans
son: Why. am staying at your house. I have been
there week i'-i'Town Topics.
Mr. Clevelaud's friends are boastng that Le will 20
dow II in history OF greatest phrase makers
Maybe he will; it easy enough 10 make sucn phrases
as pa bile oce public trust but Is not cas- to
carry them out. Better not say mnch d'ou tue fIcSl-
dent IA Il phrase. maker; it i, a delicate subject
Photographer to red-headet youtm: II would
suggest light background for you sir your hair i' 80
militant that ON dark background you'd be apt to take
with "A halo. - Chicago Rambler.
The language is saddled with another word. wheel
man speaks OF circumbicyclng " the world
Perhaps some people viii say that the Oregon wonld
not have met with such bad urK II the Cunal Company
had changed ner in accordance with the usage
that makes jd the only correct termination Ot a
Cunardet. The WOrH seems 10 suppose that she was
built and named by the Cuuard Company. But in fact
her first owners. the Guion Company, named her.
Hollands example In trying 10 heat the sawdu't
swinde has borne fruit in cndeavOr OF one krenu'
OF Taylor Dak TO repeat the game Ia ths city breom
has brought up IN PNIIadtphla $725 worse OIL than
when Lc left Dakota IIe did not keep close an eye as
Holland lid on the crisp bills and his yaisc. 'Ohso-
Gucnty he killed but opening bis Dag he tOund
il nel with stones. n Will travel all the way
from Dakota make his tread oGt OF sawduat he ought
not TO complain II ho finds II II stone.
The street railroads have got into Peck OF trouble.