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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-11-19
HOME. FARM AND GARDEN.

1t is dangerous to horses feet to
keep the animal standing in wet anu
filth. = Western Rural
Some varieties of raspberries throw
up great variety OF suckers, which
should be cut out Not over four canes
to the hill should be allowed, SO as to
afford plenty of room.-Boston Globe.
"A farmer claims that cucumber
vines fastened to strong bushy stakes,
like pea-sticks, thrive better than when
left on the ground in the usual way
Michigan Farmer.
The ideal bedroom should face the
east. like the chamber Of Peace in
Pilgrims Progress). If it should face
southeast so much the better for
'.health, and wealth, and happy days"
Good Housekeeping.
1t is claimed that lettuce planted
early in the spring between the rows
OF strawberry plants viii protect the
latter from the ravages of white grubs,
which prefer the roots of the lettuce to
those of the strawberry.
To remove paint spots apply turpen-
tine until the paint is softened. Then
sponge repeatedly with alcohol. Oil,
wax and rcsinous substances NAV also
be removed by first applying turpen-
tine, then alcohol CieUelaad Leader.
Teach the horses to mind when
they are spoken to. The Importance
of this can not be oyerestimated. An
intelligent horse knows his driver, and
will, if SO disposed, readily take adj
vantage of any lack of decision. N.
J. Herald.
A good authority says that lard
that has unfortunately become rancid
may be completely restored by the use
of bicarbonate of soda dissolved in a
little water and poured into the lard,
which should be boiled and thoroughly
mixed with it. When cool it will be
found to be fresh and sweet again.
Chicago Journal.
Satisfy may be fried in this way:
Scrape the roots and lay them in cold
water, one by one, with q few drops of
vinegar. When all are scraped, move
them about in the water and then put
them III boiling water with little salt;
boil until tender and drain. Then dip
each iuto batter and fry them in hot
fat. Take them out with SKINNER,
lay them on warm colander, sprinkle
little salt over them and serve hot
The Caterer.
The experience of every farmer
who has garden is probably to the
effect that vegetables dry up and cease
to grow, and even become unfit for
use, more quickly than other crops.
In view or this fact and the great de-
STABILITY of keeping up Il stock of
vegetables, it would be good idea to
mulch at least portion OF those crops
that dry soonest 1t would not be
much trouble, and would certainly pay
splendidly in season of drought. NJ
Y. Times.
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HUMOROUS.

Grows never kick up disturbance
without caws.
"A party question: "What time do
you think they will have superb
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
A teacher in high school asked a
little wad of an Irish boy to describe a
lake. "Sure and it is hole in the
kettle. "-Pouidence Telegram.
Hotel keepers in the mountains,
who are growing over unpaid board
bills, should remember that they live
in the owe-zone. Pittsburgh Bulletin.
-"What made you steal that water
proof cloak?" demanded the Judge.
The culprit whispered: 81 was trying
to lay up something for rainy day."
N Y. Telegram.
If you should hint to man that
small game existed on top of his head he
would probably be angry. but most
every man has a partridge there for
all that.-M Y. Graphic.
81 wish you would call me at six,
in the future, Mrs. Gray" "All right,
Mr.. Jones; but it's quite early for YOU
"Well, yes; the boss is taking an inter-
est in me, and so | am bound to rise"
Quiz.
George to Celeste "Your papa is
not here, dearestp'' Celeste-"No; he
is behind time tonight Georg e
'Then come to my arms. AS long as
he isn't behind me, care not where
he is y Washington Critic.
Young Tellitall Continuing story)
land just as | was stepping off the
porch" Landlady COUGHING bell for
nt)-Ting. Young Tellitall GIN
juredly) Perhaps some of the others
have not heard it, madam. lid Bits.
"Ah," he exclaimed, as he pressed
her tenderly to him at parting, ''shall
hold you in these arms again to-mor-
row, and paint our future with the
bright pigments of the imagination"
mo- she said, calmly, mot to-mor-
row, to-morrow's washing day"-M
Y. Herald.
A Boston lawyer, in reply to our
inquiries whether there is any legal
process which can be applied to coffee
when it refuses to settle, replies: Il
have to say than the grounds of action
are in process of liquidation. No fee. y
Huntington Free Press.
Brooklyn Man-''Talk about pretty
store girls-I wish you could see the
female clerks Brooklyn druggist has. !"
Omaha Man-''No doubt We could
match them" Don't be too sure.
Those girls have no equals for beauty
and sweetness anywhere. ssYou think
SOP" "Think so! Why, man, he doesn't
even have to sugar-coat the pills. ~
Omaha World.
An old gentleman, while visiting a
school, was invited to address the
scholars. He looked up and down the
long rows of children, and beaming
benignantly upon them, said: ''Dear
little boys and girls, my heart goes out
in tender love and sympathy for you
all, for | remember so well when / was
little boy and girl myselfr' -Pbita-
detphiG CaA
-"Speaking of heavy rains" re-
marked one farmer to another recent
ly, reminds me of one we had last
spring. l put barrel out in the ward.
bung up, and it was filled with rain
water through the bung in just ten
minutes by the watch" 'sThat's
nothing" said farmer No. 2. 81 put
a barrel in my yard, bung up, with
both heads out. The rain went through
the bung-hole SO fast that it couldn't
run out, and oyeriowed at the bung.n
The farmers saluted each other and
drove on. - Boston BuGqeL.
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chambers Journal

LIEdupSIS
Brief was an epistle of Emile de Girardin
to his second wife, with whom he lived on
most unfriendly terms. The house was
large enough to permit them to dwell en-.
tirely separate from one another. Cine
day Nine. Girardin had an important com
munication to make to Ter husband TAX
ing small sheet of paper she wrote: THE
Boudoir to the Library: Would like to go
to Switzerland" Nj. de Girardin, initiating
her concise style, responded: 1.-THE Library
to the Boudoir: Co." That was all One
of the most laconic wills on record ran
thus: ~ have nothing; l owe great
deal-the rest give to the poor" A SINH
lar terse epitaph to the following would
have suited that will-maker: "Died of
thin shoes, January, 1897
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Recreation for Women.

Wonlan's work is never done, and
if she does not want an occasional hol-
iday, who does? And she can not get
it at home. The more quiet and rest
full the home is to her family, the more
evidence that it is care, if not bur-
den to her. A housekeeper can no
more take vacation in her home than
q merchant in his counting-room, cr
Prime Minister in his Council chamber.
Husbands, then, should occasionally
try and induce their wives Gf they are
good ones it will not be easily done)
to take short holiday away from
home where they can have the luxury
of not knowing what is for dinner be-
fore they see it, and go to sleep with
out listening with one ear for the crv
of the children. London Queen.
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HE WAS "TOO ONlST."
Why Thief Returned Two Express Pack
ages Which He Had Stolens
[Chicago Herald

Talking about express robberies," said
City Superintendent Stump, of the Ameri-
can Express Company, 1--WE had a good
joke on thief about six weeks ago. On
Van Buren, street we have branch office,
at WHICH our traffic from the wholesale dis
trict is handled. The men are at work
there till late at night, and the doors are
sometimes left open so that any body could
walk in, though of course our employees
ask every man his business, and if he have
none invite him to walk out. One evening
Misunderstanding chap was seen peering
in one Of the windows, watching the men
getting goods ready for shipment His at.
tention was particularly directed toward
the desk at which one of our boys was
sealing some large envelopes. The fellow
gazed awhile and then sneaked into the
outer office unseen, got down on all
fours and crawled up to the desk.
When the clerks back was turned
for moment he grabbed two of the big.
thick envelopes, all sealed and addressed,
and skunk out without attracting any eli
tention. The loss was not discovered fox
about ten minutes, but even then there
was no excitement, and the police were
not notified. The thief meanwhile had
probably ran mile OF two and secreted
himselfin a lumber-y ard for the purpose
of counting the currency which he sup
posed was in the envelopes. just before
the men got through work that night they
saw a package lying on the floor in
the outer office. 1t contained the
missing envelopes. They had been opened
but their contents were intact On the
paper in which they had been wrapped
was this inscription:
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THERE are now in Tennessee one
hundred snd fifty Temperance ALI
ances, two hundred Good Templar or
ers and fifty Woman's Christian lem
perance Unions. allof which are work
ing with view of thoroughly organ
izing the Temperance element of the
State.
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rHE LIrTLE Brown HousE.

The little brown house by the road,
With vines running up to the caves,
Where the summer long there were bursts OF
song,
And fiutter of wings In the leaves;
Oh the little brown house was merry
In the days that used TO be,
When the boys and girls, with their sunny
curls
XUera oi,sa. % 4l,a ,,oo4t,ar,e lvoao
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L III OlISQ dIi0 81
happy" sighed the
girl.
"I'm tired an
slappy, too - pumme
in my little bed,"
chirruped the "tot,"
as he held up his face
to be kissed.
And the turkey
well, if ever t h Q
ghost of a turkey
walked the earth,
with his head under
his arm, after the
fashion of ghosts,
that one must have
felt in his skeleton
bosom a peaceful
consciousness t b a t
he had not died in
vain.
Mrs. M. L. RAYNE.
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'sLook- her-hand- got .be ring
| on this minnit''
Yes, there she stood, blushing rosy red,
but holding out with the determination of a
martyr that tell-tale hand on which the
| wide band of gold nestled confidingly.
| ssWhere did you find it!'' from all at
once
sIn the turkeys crop" said Mollie,
cody, she must have swallowed it just as
| you dropped it, Sanford
"Children,n said Farmer Hartner, fuiet-
| ly, ''jine hands.m
| Sanford Stiles rose to his feet and
reached stalwart arm across the table
Mollie, with gentle dignity, laid her hand
| in his.
ssThat settles it, said the father, ssI'se
give We the best I've got 'thout it's her
mother, an / hope yen do right by each
other an be happy. Now let's see if we can
hev suthin' to esst.''
''Spoons,'' yelled Bob. His mother
| tweaked his ear gently, and his father
looked stern, so he concluded; 'sCan't eat
with my fingers, can /! 'Spose I'm oat a
dollar now after all my glubblin,; didn't
| 'spect that old turkey was agoin' to turn
| into jewel box.'
| But it is not likely that Bob lost the dol
lar. l do not believe in brides, but some
times they are the best part of discretion.
From that day the boy never alluded to
| rings" turkeys" or "big swallows = as he
most assuredly would have done if he had
not been bought off.
The supper that followed that dinner was
| equally imposing. And after it the two
lovers sat side by side, and counted apple
seed, and burned paired chestnuts, and
popped corn, while their elders told stories
and feasted.
Late that night, when Mrs. Hartner was
! dragging sleepy little Ben, the ''tot,n up to
bed-he having been mapping all evening
she looked in on her young daughter, who
sat dreamily regarding her ring with sus
picious moistness in the great blue eyes.
''What is the matter, Molliea" asked her
mother, tenderly.
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"A nice addition to fower-pots, and
one that adds to their beauty. is few
sprigs of ehamomile set on the edges
of the pots. 1t will spread, and keeps
the earth moist, and ditfuses a very
pleasant aroma to the apartment
There are many other plants that give
as much brightness and beauty to the
home indoors, as they beautify the
garden. Home and Farm.
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Assurance and Insurance.
Bonneville Journal.T

In England they call it assurance We
call it insurance over here, but the Ameri
can agent usually has the other .hing.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-11-19
- IIt IUITtSb
That Ger the Sun ehnna ~, q

Hat Z CT btlC sun SiOlt on.
He was not Unlocking himself in his
straight sturdy manhood AS he ap-
preached Mollie he held something in his
hand, a tiny box, which he regarded with a
somewhat divided attention. Stealthily
creeping nearer, he took that which the box
contained in his thumb and fingers, and ex-
tended his arm, intending to reach it over
her shoulder-when-sh-o l-out few
q dog-his own well-trained and beloved
cur, who, with dogful fidelity, had tracked
his masters footsteps. Every fowl in the
yard rose in revolt, and filled the air with
a squalSing clamor, and one fierce old
hen few into Sanford Stiles face and near
ly knocked him breathless The tempest
subsidized nearly as soon as it arose, and
then Mollie laughed heartily at her lovers
discontinue. He did not respond, but
dropped on his knees and began to search
for something.
"What have you lostl" she inquired,
when she could talk for laughing.
THE ring-your ring That confounded
hen knocked it out of my hand"
my = our engagement-ring Oh, San.
ford and have not even seen it YETI
THAT was what came so early for.
only got it marked LAST night. I went to
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-11-19

Baltimore is to have crematory.
Two years ago there was but one in
the country; now there are twelve,
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''The contents of the envelopes9 A par.
eel of promissory notes which we were
sending to Kansas City for collection
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/: My konshuns trubbles me. I'm:
too onist man to steel stuff like.
this. Forgiv me and I'll never do:
1T again.
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MOLLIE HARTNER'S RING.
A Pleasant Little Story of Thanks
giving Day.
[original.l

. H"WI'
HERE could not well be
"a prettier picture than
Mollie Hartner made as
she stood in the brisk,
cold air of that Novem-
Der morning, and with
her own plump, pretty
hands fed her great
noisy family of domestic
pln L.
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Something About the Best Nut Produced
by the North American Forests.
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A STUDY In HICKORY.
mother, tenderly.

"AND THE TURKEY.n vain.
Mrs M. L. RAYNE.
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Way by Which Laboring Men May In
crease Their Wages and Ease Themselves
ola Burden Which They Now Carry for
Capitalists.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-10-16

IN the bodily mechanism when the liver gets
out OF order. Constipation. dyspepsia, con-
tamination Of the blood, imperfect assiinila-
ton, are certain to ensue. But 1t Is easy to
prevent these consequences, and remove their
cause, by course OF Hosteiter's Stomach
Bitters, which stimulates the hillary organ
and regulates its action. The direct results
Is disappearance Of the pains beneath the
ribs and through the shoulder blade, the nnu-
sea, headaches, ycllowness Of the skin, fur
red look Of the tongue, and sour od0r of the
breath, which characterize liver complaint.
Sound digestion and a regular habit OF body
are blessings also secured by the use Of THIS
celebrated restorative OF health, which I'M.
parts degree of vigor to the body which is
lis best guarantee OF safety from malarial
epidemics. Nerve weakness and ovcr.ten-
sion are relieved by 1t, and it improves both
appetite and sleep.
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NOTICE.

oTrIcE OF TIE BOARD or CouSry CcMus.
sIoSEas.
P.ouhR, October 5, 1885.
Al regaisr meeting Of Board Of County
c)muis .oners held on the above date 1t Is
h rehy ordered thet tina Tickets for Che regular
elect IN to be held on the ~ day OF November.
a. D. 1856, shall he fl,ven I'LL inches long and
Four Eld one fourth I4A iucbes wide, and
piiotcd on good white book paper.
A.testeJ. II. +. GEAR. clerk.
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N "ho'i-i Dhihoii'A' az ea'S
nonr ye''eIusy n'r"'ns "'A1 au
s'o g'uR VI MS oo"pan''n' A
ias h'sa' o'aeous III me vicinity ., .ae
MisS'on' ana o'ncer oai'nan q 'n' "'
sion district ponce arrested I'"ah ana
starter WIN nm u '.'e ''''e''e.n.n
Ts'SSs' ssas'"" 'as' 10 .ns ''a'". .a
's'''on' i'hah se'Neu 'oA :" ''ons VI
''oio anu sHu'A 0"' an WV" y
=" 'ns ''ue VI VIC n'.'' ""A -" "'",
recover himself from the staggering ef-
fects Of the blow, Calinan started in
pursuit, frirg shot over Linah's head
to scare him into surrender. The fugi-
tive turned into Capp street and jumped
over fence into the yard of house,
- p;...;.. D..a,,;,.
p,;.. rh.. s;,,;,,,, oc;o;,, vav i, he'd
h., Ia, hoo, a,o,..a h, 4ho sho. and
| JtD huu b-th AtOubtu ny wiz Sitoh eHA
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-10-16

a'ed 70 nave s"e oo'e'nmen' open 'no
lana Oh .ne S4o"ps ne'e'sS'.on 'o' puo.'c
entry ine 'eser'a.'o" ~ Oh no esr'niy
beneh' 10 'he rea'sA'hs, as .hey VIII not
1--we upon IL. Inc only Anuian 'nat
mas oeeh Hs'ng oo tne RESERVATION Tor
years Is Tue injun agent AS TINS reser'
Walton e U % aooi'siied' the cattle nav
'ns all peeh turned over 70 inc Ar'aons
Ageaey' anu .ne agent notihed TO mold
himself ID readiness 70 Vanose, IL Is moth
Ing more than r'sht tor The Government
to open TINS lsnd Tor settlement 10
1871 aooas Two hundred Mormons were
living Gown tnere' ths settlement osips
called West FONT pus Oh learning 1nat
tbey were outside OF the boundaries o.
otah Territory anu the h'nsdom OF Aion'
and notwithstanding tnat AFTER years
OF Toll ana hardsh'ps' they JUST having
sGcceeded IN completing adobe houses
digging water bitches and establishing
..s r..,r.a .. ~. .Js,d. - ,,uL
,nd uons,n Th. c,v.r,msr, after mi.
...,hI;,bed tho Mar. Jrd;.n A.sncy
,,,;,, /, ,ho ,h,,da,ad M,r,ror so,,,..
-, .na;,h,. b,sn IS =, .,r,hI,, h.n.
G, - o;.han c.,o,n,,., :, Ina;.n. Al
a.. ,a, ..,,,;. j - ~ .,,o. ~
w., .. int /. . ho,.e n, ,wo occn,;sa he
tho aasnt coun,s NJ nile. of adobe
bricks thu, Indicate. where houses once
,,ooa and tho trading a, v.,er a;.ch..
that ono. ran ,hrouoh Tho y;,l,,e ;r,;.
eating the crons raised he the settlers nm
,hs;. i,,,l. f.n.sd matches ~ land
Is" TOT res'asnt al our county!
made to order by . Milwaukee furniture
firm, ia twenty.four feet wide and has
nine compartments, each intended to hold
one Of the purchasers wives. What fun
there will be in that bed. The partitions
cannot be made sufficient height to keep
the women in their respective places.
The first night the women get into their
little hunks Of this big bed, they will
start in crawling over the partitions into
one anothcrs bunk and inaagarate hair.
pulling tournament, and after sutfici.
o,hs, I.,d ha.J., ,hov won,a ,h,n 49,.
n. ,s,,..,,,, am, .wS,,e .wav t.w
,,rs.rv uomsn,, hv clnhb;,o .hs ala man
70 dss,h mi, b;g had racket will nsver
vort with Tho Mormons n would do
mora 10 Lpoct tbeir reliciop ont Of ezi.t.
,ncs than Al, tho Laws Conores, could
pass II congress desires 70 eiaa'oa'e
ne pracI'ce Of po'ygamy among inc MOT
mons, ies them pass law uiskinR "
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Registrati on Notice.

Notice Is hereby eiven that the Books for the
Registration Of v0tsrs u Phoebe Precinct NO.
will clcss
Wednesday, 0ch bar 40, 1886,
At O'Clock r. n. All n rsons whose nsines sre
not on the Register q Il lat time will be barred
from voting It thu cor Ing election for State
County and Township a scefs.
A. A. YOUNG,
Justice Of the Peact Z nd Ez-olasi9 NVistrI
Agent, Phoebe 4ssinef MOL ].
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STATE NEWS.

elora."
a man named Self was run over and
seriously injured by steam TIRES her on
the Big Meadows, Humboldt county.
Governor Adams wa. on the Comstock
yesterday. He has just returned from
trip to Eastern Nevada. The Governor
is no boaster, bu. certain exuberance
in his manner indicates that ne Is coz.
hdsnt of occupying the State Executive
Chair for another term.
The bed Of mountain torrent is a
queer place in which TO find not spring;
nevertheless one has been found in the
bed Of the raging Truckes near Reno.
Its enterprising discoverer has construct.
ed water.tight wall around and built a
bath.hoase over 1t. Tho water is said to
contain valuable medicinal qualities.
The orders received by Major Garrard
from the Department at Washington re.
quire the opening Of the assay and melt
ing and renning departments OF the Car.
son y. >. Mint a bullion fund is pro.
vided Tor that purpose 80 that tho tran
sacsions can DO conveniently carried on.
so soon as bullion deposits are sufficient
ly large the coinage department will also
IN all probability he started up.
The other day, while on the way to
the ranch. Charley Warren's team took a
notion to run little on their own hook.
Swiss Bob went out with Warren. There
was large box in tie wagon, and Bob,
having been delegate to the convention
and feeling sort OF tired, a. delegates
generally do after . convention, Bob
crawled in the boz. On went the horses
fitting 10 one aida and thon tho other
Bob VA, in tho bor .lss,;no un.~.rs
Of the finn the hor.e. were having IN
their own account and VA. dreaming that
| he was . babe again beinu rocked u
sleep in the arms Of his GOOD old mamma,
| but on the box and IL LAUNDERING con.
tent. being dumped ont Bob wa. roused
10 the realisation that il was but only q
u'''"'
l
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Buru.

At Phoebe. October III, to the wife Of Jas.
Nesbitt, . son.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-10-16

A few flakes Of snow fell the first o
the week. The weather though lie agaii
pleasant.
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A huge derrick.pole fell and severely
injured the foot Of mechanical engineer
L. X. Hoyt at the New Orleans Expo.
sition, and after only three applications
of st. Jacobs Oil, all the swelling aud
pain disappeared. ml
The Republican journal., 1886-05-06
For the journal.
The Old Schoolroom.

What pleasant memories clinging,
Round every window and door,
Greetings from schoolmates bringing,
Out from the days of yore.
Our feet have wandered far,
Out into the world so wide;
Whose door was then only aar,
In our youth, our morning tide.
How oft we questioned fate,
What it had for us in store;
And received the answer, wait.
Only that and nothing more.
Each then had height in view,
Which he was sure to gain.
Day by day he strove anew.
To reach it, but in vain.
Slowly those peaks receded;
Bright SUBMITS misty grew.
Slowly by us unheeded,
They passed away from view.
AS we now recall those days.
Tears halo DER them cast;
Shining through the misty haze
OF far off fading past.
FLORA NJ. WATSON.