St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-14
THE LADY RAMBLER
Enters n Mild Plea for CANNES i'm
the Street Cars.

the Street Cars.
She was young and fair and charmingly
attired; quite distingue in fact, and one saw
at glance that she belonged TO the thickest
of sOciety's cream. The, usually phleg-
matte driver was So impressed by the air
with which she hailed the car that be made
no objection to the sweet little pug she held
in her arms and called Bijou. and all would
have been we'll but for the hOrrid man on
the rear platform. He was smoking. and
every time the door opened the fumes
from his vile cigar filled the car.
He might have seen how it annoyed
BijOu, for his fair mistress repeatedly APP
piled her cambria handkerchief TO the pets
eyes, but he appeared perfectly oblivious to
glanees that soon changed from imploring
TO whitening. and pulled away like steam
engine. Her stock of patience at last be-
coming exhausted the young lady appealed
to the driver, who at once informed the
gentleman that he must throw away his CT
gar. Well, he acceded to this demand, GER
tainly, but oh, shades of our chivalric fore
fathers! if you will please to believe me, he
Straightway called the attention of the
driver to Bijou and asked if the law in re-
gard to dogs and street cars had been
changed. OF course the damsel was then
told that she must put her darling off the
car, and, though she made more disturbance
than l expected. Judging from her aristo-
cratic manner, her eXpOStuiations were of
no avail and she alighted. thoroughly dis
gusted female. That brute of man quietly
took possession o. the seat she left vacant
and a reyenge-is-sweet sort of smile PLAYED
over his features during the remainder of
of the trip.
felt, however. that my sex was avenged
when the august driver compelled a very
swell young man in fur coat and checked
unmentionables to remove from the car his
handsome pair of Irish settlers, and the tall
swearing INDUCED in helped to relieve my
mind.
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For isn't it absurd that a nice clean dog
should be shut out from a public convey
ance that freely takes in the diTtieSt of chill
dren and the smellieSt of men and women?
A small boy may trample all over the seat
with muddy boots and his sister may
plaster your best gown with molasses taffY,
and though there is never a cent of fare
paid for them you have no redress. while
neither love nor money will OBTAIN for you
permission to carry in you arms your dear
poodle, who is brought up to behave like a
Christian.
Inc LOQueS IDdI are hOEu Lnc
Ira la;
Look soiled and extremely passe;
Young ladies, tits quite time TO bring,
Ira To-
Out some new, more attractive thing,
Ira Ia,
And take that old head gear away.
Yes, that's what we mean when we say or
we sing;
oh, call in the toques that are worn in the
spring.
Ira la, la la la; ira la. la la la,
The toQueS that are worn in the spring.
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For long time the sweet girl studied the
photographs of the Robson u Crane Com
| edy of Errors. company, and then she
breathed sigh of relief and said to her
companion, ''Oh, / see now; it's tobog-
| gan club"
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The cute little nantes OF visites, short in
the back with loose fIsnts and sleeves, still
retain their popularity They are made of
almost any material, from the plainest of
homespun to the richest of brOcaded velvet,
and may match the gowns with which they
are worn or violently contrast with them.
Particularly handsome for summer wear is
one of these garments made of jetted gren-
adine profuseIy trimmed with lace and lined
with surah in some bright tint. The fash
ion journals continue TO insist that these
mantles are for married ladies only, and
that short cloth jackets or long redingotes
are the proper wraps for young girls, but
the girls take matters in their own hands
and wear what they please.
At mans inhumanity to man, they say,
even, angels weep; mans inhumanity to
woman would wiring tears from grind
stone. Yes, it was one OF our prominent
physicians who told young lady patient
the other day that there was nothing the
matter with her, except that she talked
too much"
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One would fancy that In an evening