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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17

o: Memory, Lasaitude, Nocturnal Ernlestons
Aversion to society, Dimness Of Vision, Noises
In the Head the vital fluid passing unobsoryod
In the urine. and many other diseases that Ieaj
to insanity and death.
DR. MlRTAE will agree TO forfeit give
Hundred Dollars for a case OF this Find frs
the VITAL RESTO NATIVE under hi
special sdvfce and trestment) will not cure. o
for anything impure or injurious found In 4.
DIN. treats sll Private Diseases &c o
cessfully without m.rcuIy. Consultation
Free. Thorough oxsmins.;cu and advice, in.
clnd.ng analysis Of urine. IS 90. Price Of Vital
Hsst0rative, 81 80 q bottle, or four timo,
the quantity. IS 90; sent TO any address apou
receipt Of price. or O. O. D., seoure from oh.
servation, aud in private name II desired
A. T. MINTaE, N. ID.
IL hearn Sc. Nan Francisco.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE-gant on spplIca.
ten by letter stating symptoms. sex and age.
communications strictly confidential.
DIR. mites KIDNEY REMEDY.
NEPn AErICUM, curos all kinds of Kidne
snd Bladder Complaints, donorrhoe, elect
Leucorrhss. For sale by all druggists: 81 10
bottle, six bottles for IS 90.
DR. MIETEE'S DANDELTON Pills
are the best and chespest DYSPEPSIA AUG
BILIOUS cure in the market. For
all druggists. mrs-l3
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17

Revised Statutes. Section 1856: u.t
Where two or more lodges cross or in'ef. IA
each other, priority Of title shall govern are
such prior location shall be %entitl.d 70 a. ,ai 4.
or mineral contained within tho space o. is.ys
section, but tho subsequent location assi ,"irr.
the right Of way through the space ranient
section for the purpose of the J, rOrs
working of the mine. And where wv hall
veins unite the Oldest or prior iuoa nrJan. In.
take the vein Lelow the point OF ""'
Guiding ali the space of Intersection
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17

Tor PRINrING-NEw STYLES o
y type at the 5ENTITEL ofico. Letter Heads
Bill Heads, Cards. ETC., printed In the best
style kpaw n to the "srt preservative."
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17
MEDICAL,

IL . pevsr-fAilIa
Cure tor NervCu
Dsbili y.Erhsustv
hty. jemins
moasn' Sperms
torfhlss, LOAF
MANHOOD.lm
potency, Paralyfil
and all tie terrible
efects OF Self-Abuss
youthfulfolliss anc
excesscs in maturei
y9Gre--such as Loe,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17
Badgesfor All Societies

DOLIoEAEN, FIREMEN. ETC. PREsEN.
L tstiop Charms, or Prizes tn Gold. Silver
or Metal, SOIL AT SOCIETY PRICES by the
Agent OF the Universal Badge M2nufacturipo
Company. NATHAN JOSEPH 4 co.. Cal Oiay
treet. San Francisco.
Workman and K. Of r. Badger In Gold Al
son. seas o. o. d. Trade supplied. fe2s-tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-08-17

4 lIIIHu Send 10 cents postage, snd we
n tTtH will mall you free a royal, value
II I'LL i iabie, small box of goods that
money at once. than anything else In America.
Both sexes of all agos can live ut home and
work In spare time, or all the time. Capital
not required. We will start you. Immense
pgy sure for those who start at once.
MI STINsoN II Co.. Portland. Me.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
Death of a Huron Man.

Huron, Nov. douglas P. Loomis,
of this city, was out hunting at Lake
Byron, eighteen miles northeast from
here, yesterday. Mi. l.. had but one
arm, having lost the right at the
battle OF Winchester, and yesterday had
with him two guns, a rifle and shotgun,
which he put on the ground
while caring for his team, In
attempting to take the guns up again
the rifle slipped and was discharged, the
ball passing through the left arm, about
half way between the elbow and
shoulder. The bones of the arm were
not much injured, but the main artery
and veins were torn asunder. He imme-
diately started for home. but when
within four miles of Huron was left at
his brothers and medical aid sum-
monad from here, but before anything
could be done for him b Q died. His
wife reached him a few moments after
his death. The remains were brought
to hishome in this city and will be buried
by the g. A. r. on Wednesday. he
leaves o wife and seven children. He
held o life insurance policy for $4,000 in
the Muscatins Mutual, of M~uacatine, In
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

to transport the immense yield Of that
section.
Henry Koch, OF Mitchell, has made an
assignment to A. M. Bowdle. His in
debtedness is in the neighborhood OF
$4,000 and his assets will be much less.
Mr.. Koch built the opera house block
last year at a cost of $4,000 which is
mortgaged and encumbered By mer-
chancis liens to the amount of $l3,500.
The Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul
railway company have plated a new
town in Dickey county and named it
Monango. Fifty acres have been plated
Tor a TOWNSHIP, and a large number of
lots sold. The entire town of Dickey,
one mile and a hall east, has been re-
moved bodily to Monango and the Key.
stone Optic will hereafter be issued
there.
Mrs. d. A. Mcpherson, OF Deadwood,
was presented with an elegant Steinway
grand piano, which cost $1,000, on the
occasion of her last birthday. Mrs. Nc
! Pherson promised her husband that she
would cease having birthdays from now
%henceforth and forever if he would buy
her this beautiful instrument which she
SO much desired to possess. 1t is said
to be the finest piano in the territory.
Rapid City Republican: No other
equal area can show as great a variety,
as valuable or as abundant as
the 10000 square miles known as the
Blalk Hills of Dakota. The annual pro.
duction from gold mines is over $3.50
600; from gold placers, over $4,000
from silver mines, yer 100000. Ovel
$500, 900 worth of mica has been export
ed. The tin mines are the only one'
developed in the United States. anG
over 5000 locations await development
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

Ns"+4- NLE-NZ FatN-
Waahta BON 5oia! a. 0voffaS
editor d aAa Yaaaineteu post, gives
the fee5s q the recovery or the hody of
A. T. 5asRaIt: At o dinner given to
thirtee 7en;iemeu ~ New York, Two
years A5R. . hesrG the a.uesome story.
1t We to!d qu.esy TO three OF Us at the
end q she bpnie by n member OF Jndee
Hiltor 3 family told With considerable
oircun,stsctisilty in broken bits and
snatches between stories and laughter
and songs. 1t was q couple of years
anterior to that, l think he said, that
the bones were finally ransome2. Judge
!-Hiltoe persisSently refused to
consent to it-refused to have
anything % do with i.-aud al last
when Ms Stewart declared herself
unakls any longer 10 carry tGe burden
of The chastity thought that tho poor
remains of her husband were being
carried around the country by a
gang of thieves, she defad her lawyers
scrnpias ana concluded the negotiations.
She gave $4,000 instead of $50, 1000, at
first demanded. Tbs bargain was made
through II lawyer who seemed to have
no other briefs and who probably got a
good fraction OF the +" swsg." The
1 RuoutS .usiSbSA kjdt tuc uouey buOuiQ
be delivered to them on a lonely hill In
Westohester county at the dead
night, ard thither, in accord
aBce with their diteo.
tions, n relative of Mrs. Stewart journey
ed alone in Is Nasou which he drove
himeelf. At q spot in the country read
which had col been designated or
Described. the driver was suddenly hailed
by O masked mar. He was then led
through q lane to the hilltop, where
they received the $25, 900, then dragged
a bag ps bones from o buggy near by
and surrendered it to tie ssepiDg of tue
solitGyy traveller. The goxt sjght the
bones were committed to the vault
under the great cathedral at Garden
City.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
DAKOTA COMBINATIONS.

Wakonda is doing an excellent busi-
ness.
A private opium joint is in full blast
in Deadwood.
There are fifty-three prisoners in the
Bismarck Jail.
Voiga hopes to have o cheese factory
another spring.
Sioux Falls contains not one vacant
store building.
A very rich strike in tin in the Custer
district is reported.
The Tower university at Tower City
will open Dec. 1st.
Lawrence county paid out last year on
interest on bonds $61, $50.
Complaints of poor mail service are
numerous throughout the Hills.
Spanish monte has been introduced
into the club rooms OF Rapid City.
An unusual amount Of sickness is
reported from Walsh county this fall.
Watsrmelons and tomatoes are still
furnished in the Rapid City market.
MIR, and Mrs. John 81. Pratt celebrated
their silver wedding at Huron the othe,
day.
Ihe last clean up at the Iron Hill
mil amounted to 3,s547O ounces O.
silver.
Sioux Falls is going to have a dancin,
school ODE presided over by q Boston
artist.
One O the escaped Deadwcod prison
ers was recently captured in norti
Dakota.
Madison's prospects for another rail
road, possibly two, withiu u year ar
looming up.
A triple Russian wedding occurred i
the kaufman church near Childstow
n day last week.
One hundred and eeventy-6y
students are enrolled in the Brookins
agricultural college.
A small boy at Bismarck won Ii
marbles in ebout four hours playing +,
keeps, the other day.
The establishment of a commander
o knights Templar 10 under conten
plation at Aberdeen.
A tenn Of court will open at Gran
Forks the 18th inst. Grand and net,
jurors have been called.
Wakonda offers inducements for
coed bank, Q good physician, q goo
shoemaker and . good barber.
Parker has q euchre club, ~litsrar
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
Notice to Tax PAYERS.

City Treasurers Office, Yanktcr. DAB. Sept.
%, lSS6-The tax list for the year 1885 has been
placed in my hands for collection. All persons
owing city and schssol tax,4s are requested to
to the duties of treasurer and collector daily.
Sunday excepted) between the hours of 0 and
IL o clock o. iii. and / anrl4 o'clock D.. n.
WILLIAM BLilTT, City Treasurer.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

FOR s~ALE-seventy head of three and four
a year old heifers. Some in calf to pedigree
Durham bull. To be sold at from $40 90 to
year old heifer calves and yoke Of five year
old oxen of rec color and we'll matched. AID
dress Box 1872. Yankton, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
Yankton COLLEGE.

EoURTa YEAR BEGINS SEPTEMBER
Il 2, A. D.. 1885. Collie late, Scientific
and English courses, Preparatory depart
nent. INSTRUMENTAL and vucs, music. Paint.
ing and Drawing Expenses low.
JOSEPH WARD. President,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

COR SALE-A solid tract of about 500 acres
\ of land, some II miles north of Yankton
ty. Also, lots 10, IL and II, of block l, of W.
and q. addition to Yankton. being just oppo-
site to Judge Trips residence. Also, lot 8,
block 8, L. Y. Write me at Montgomery, Ala.
s. e.. GRUBER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

TAKEN UP-At Mineral Spring farm one
"A light red cow with white spots about the
belly about eight years old. The owner will
please call prove property and take the animal
away also paying for this notice.
SS-w JAMES BUCHANAN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

EOR SALE OR RENT-The Bradley res
y dence, north Yankton Six rooms, number
ono cellar, well and ~cistern; good barn. Thr-
lots all fenced, surrounded with shade ~treesee
box elder and soft maple and a number of
mruit trees, Ali ia good condition. For infor
eation apply to WILLIAM BLATT.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

Meltin's Food, the only perfect
substitute for mothers milk is recon.
menoed by our most prominent physioi-
ans as the hest and safest food for
infal- >. 1t contains no farinaoeous
matters, which 80 often produces dis
| orders OF the stomach.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

.EGAL BLANK CATALOGUE FOR 1856
A The Press and Dakotaian Legal Blanl
Catalogue for 1885, is now ready for delivery.
S>nt free to any address on application.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

scoIT's EMULSION OF PURE

Cod Liver 0n with Hyp0phOsphites,
Possesses in the fullest degree the
tonic and stimulating properties of the
Hypophosphites combined with the
healing, strengthening and fattening
qualities of God Liver Oil in q perfectly
agreeable form, OF wonderful value in
Consumption, Debility and Wasting
diseases.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
For Rent.

NOR RENT-A seven room brick house on
Il Douglas Avenue, with woodshed, cistern
and pnmp. Inquire of j. P. Kedaelli, jeweler,
Third street, opposite Excelsior Drug store.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

DOR ~RENT-Good rooms in brick buildings.
L Eight rooms in the Danforth buildings, and
the Two store rooms. Best 10 cation in the city.
All in first class condition. Apply to George
Roberts, Real Estate Agent,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

nAKOTA REPORTS-Volumes / and a.
- Price So,W. Address, Bowen u kingsbury,
Yankton, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
For Sale.

EOR SALE-620 acre farm near Meckliug
a CLAY county Dakota. on the best terms,
Apply to g. w. hOBERI rs, Yankton, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

EOR RENr-A dwelling house OF the corner
Il of Sixth and Pine streets. Good well ana
Oh premises. Apply to
MRS. M. II, WOOLLEY.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

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.
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- $500
r. 4: +. & !:
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-
ssnn;aos,s@maaas
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ankton cou
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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

WANTED-A good job Blacksmith. A COM
w petent man will lind steady employment
with l.. OARR, Yankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

WANTED-A girl-InQuire at the hardware
w store Of II. b. WYNN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02

To the 90
entl,Cana
6oiency OF
nd gas Civ
'epared, 6
70 gramme
DIR. Price
Royal 49,
These inv
its of the
eight the
OWDER
sint blythe
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-11-02
Wants.

SITUATION WSNTED-A boy IA years old
1893, Yankton, Dakola.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
A LUCKY GAMBLER.
How lie Bled Some of His Collelc c'rcs
Who Had Set Trap For Him.
Tfiyo, tsn,.i Innnirnr


Probably the most extensively known
gambler in Ohio is John Alexander, of Co:
lumbus. He has made some of the most
reckless and lucky plays of any of them
and has done n great many things to at
tract the attention of not only the sporting
world, but that of the world on the out
side. A friend of his tells story about
Alexander he vouches for, and if it has
been in print it is worth repeating:
John struck a streak of luck some years
ago that lasted until he had won many
thousands of dollars. 1t started in Wash.
ington Courthouse, o., and consisted, in
the first place, of a winning of good pro-
portions from a couple OF dollars. Ii
seemed as though any bet that Alexan-
der made went his way. During the
run of luck referred to Alexander was one
day riding in street car, and there being
several men in the car who knew him, he
made the remark that he would bet twen-
ty-hve dollars to one that the car
would run of the track before they reached
their destination. One of the others, who
considered that good bet even if he lost
it, put up dollar, and John, who never
weakens, posted twenty-five dollars.
Before the car had gone two blocks it ran
off the track fairly and squarely.
Alexander used to sleep ever faro
bank that he conducted in Columbus, and
as the other gains of the capital knew his
penchoE.t for betting on any proposition,
they were constantly invent ing a scheme
to "land the COON" There was n big stona'
lying in front of Alexander's pace, and
one day number of sports go. into con-
versation on the sidewal,r on the probable
weight of the stone in question. At that
time there was nothing said about bet
ting. On that night Alexander, while
sitting in the window of his bed
room, cooling Off, saw some of the boys
load Mr.. Stone into wheelbarrow and
cart 1t away. Shortly after the stone was
brought back and dumped into its old po-
sition. 1t occurred to Alexander that the
boys were setting hear-trap for him, and
he concluded to bait the trap for suckers.
SO he went below, procured a wheelbar-
row, hauled the stone away, weighed it,
Knocked out big chunk in the bottom,
weighed the stone again, and replaced it
| in the street in front of his house. Repair
| ing to his room, he went to sleep TO dream
/ tie dreams of the innocent. The next day
! tbs gang came down 10 hreak him on tho
weight OF that rock. Every gambler in
town was in with the play, and John took
! all the bets offered. Some of the boys
haven't yet got done paying the money
they borrowed TO bet on thu snrs thing.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
An Editors So, 900 Vase.

Charles A. Dana once paid i've thousand
dollars for a vase, but after doing so was
filed with qualns. He could hardly sleep
that night for thinking of his apparens
folly, and next day he went to the dealer
of whom the article WAS purchased and
began TO grumble. The dealer said quick.
ly: ''H Won are dissatisfied with your bar
gain, Mr. Dana, bring it right back TO me
and you shall have your money" The ed
itor of the Sun hadn't another word TO say
and the vase is still in his cabinet.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
I,.ewiston fMr. Journni.1

Eli Sabourin, who is weli known in
Maine as a trustworthy hunter, says that
the fox-hound Lion, owned by l.. NJ.
Thompson of this city, isthe best in Maine,
and knows more than some folks. In adj
dition TO killing one hundred and seventy
five foxes last year, Lion did remarkable
bit of fine work. He was chasing a fox
that finally began to circle around big
fiat rock. Around and around they went,
the fox doubling just as often as the dog
did until suddenly Lion jumped to the top
of the rock and crouched down. AS the
fox circled around and stood hesitating an
instant the hound dropped on him from
above and The chase was ended.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02

A negro boy is teaching a night school
at the old hotel place, and has for bis
motto: "Spare the rod; spoil the child"
lie numbers among his pupils his aged
father, who seeks for knowledge, but the
parental head sometimes stalls on the sim
plest proposition. The other day tao
dutifui son thought it necessary 10 grease
his teachings with hickory oil'' in order
that his ancestor might take them in, and
when he had showered down about twenty
licks with all his might making IL rather
too warm for tho old man, he exclaimed:
wat you mean, boy; don' yer know Re
yer daddy"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
A Woman Worth wooing.
IN. Y. sun.

Mrs. Mary Pollard Rs called n Represents
alive woman of Maine. She lives in
Showhegan, and superintends a farm OF
two hundred acres. Las. summer, besides
doing her homework, she made butter and
cheese to sell and picked and canned more
bei ries than any one else in the neighbor-
hood. Through haying she MIXED fouf
cows every night and took all the care OF
the pigs and hens. She lives five milei
from the church, but she goes there regu.
larly every Sunday. She reads the paper
daily and is u weli-informed and vigorous
old lady.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
Providing for Her Little Dog

The last will and testament of the late
Mrs. Eliza Rickdrby was admitted to pro-
bate in the civil district court of this par
ish to-day. Mrs. Rickarby left very
handsome estate, one-third os which goes
to Mrs. Elizabeth Hogan, her cousin, and
the remaining two thirds TO Mrs. Jennie
Morrison, ION the condition that she shall
take care of and provide for my little dog
Bobo." Bobo will be handsomely pro-
vided for, as the possession of the proper
ty depends on his good treatment.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
AFrench Thea.er scene.

We have reached the fifth act Of melo-
drana. The unhappy Princess is in the
power of the traitor, who Is about to offer
Der the cup OF poison. lie is searching in
the pockets OF his doublct. But why this
hesitation? BE quick" SAYS the Princess.
''thc audience is getting impatient" u
have forgotten the vial" Then
stab me or shoot me, but be sbarp-they
are going 70 hiss" Il have nei-
ther dagger nor revolver. But stop. turn
round: / have an idea.' The Princess
turned half round and the traitor plunged
his top boot in the small OF her back
And the Princess falls forward, exclaim-
ing: Il die POisonedI'-Le Petit
Uayre
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
The National Game.

Young Man Ito dealer insporting goods)
-llave you baseball suits
Dealer-0h, yes. sir. / can furnish you
with any thing you like in that lin..
Young Man-Well. y-6u can get me up n
suit made of chilled steel with little sharp
pointed spikes sticking out AL oS sr it.
Dcalcr-But, my dear sir, you couldn't
play ball ia such i suit as that
Young Man-Oh. I'm not PLAYER; I'm
III umpire. y. y. Sun.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
DiScourae einc n Lover.

"Tsc never gwinter go out sercnading
any noah, said Sam Johnsing.
What de mattcr?'
81 twargcd de guitar for two mortar
hours under de windy ob Miss Matildv
SNOWFALL; den dc windy opened and dat
yallcr moke Jim Webster, stuck his head
out and said Much ob'eeged, but you
kin go home now | owns up dat Use be-
ginnin' to get d scouraged. .'-Tcxas Sift.
iHSS.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
A Noble Sacrifice.

Aurclia-Georgc, yoI Enow love You,
bit
George (hoarsely) do not say that you
reject my love. 1t would be death.
Aurelia-No, George! it is not that. but
-. DO you not think it would he cruel
to tear me from my happy home!
George Uoyousy Noble girl! You are
right We will live with your mother
Philadelphia CaH
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
A Great Cnmnnser.

no, DOCTOR" said the musical critic,
who had been discussing the development
of tine divine art in America, 1--WE have no
great composers in this country"
"I beg pardon, sir, but believe we have
one great composer"
''The name. please"
"Chloroiorm-" -"-RoSfon Budget.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
Qualified for the Position.

Base ball manager (to applicant for sit.
uat;on as umpire)-Do You think your
physical system would stand the strain OF
the position?
Appicant-Ido. have been n brakeman
in the yards for three years and have been
run over by freight trains, and am still
alive.
Terms were at once agreed upon.-De-
tro.t Free Press.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-07-02
Wanted to BE Exact.

"Bcss.e, if there were three apples on a
plate and you took cue how maay would
be Left"
'if Fred WAS here. mammal"
That wouldn' matter"
Yes it would mamma. "
Well with Fred here. then"
Mamma, there wouldn't be any pples
left"
why not, Besse?"
Cause Fred would take the other two"
-PhiLa delphia Gail.