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educational.
nj. Do GHANTAL ACADEMY,
RRkR WHEELING, VA.

Tho thIIty.pInth year Of this WSll.knoWn Actd
any, under the charge Of tho Visitation Nuns
opens on thS hrEt Monday OIL sspIsmbar next and
continues ten months,
Pupils received At any tine In tho session.
Those who desire to place their daughters in a
Institution AHording exceptional advantages h
ths way Of hsAllhiul aud delightful location, eT
osllent board, thorough dSolpline and instruction
a the hands Of lifelong lsSchen, in every depart
rsnt Of female education, including the modern
languages and music, should send for . catalogue
Of this school. Address,
DireCtresoi the Academy Of the Visitation
MI. Dc CHANTAL,
taqs.DAw Near Wheeling. W. Va.
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Without AIsnnntn onn.n.

Or with apparently mo cause at ali, ChIlls and
fever, thought to be cured. terminates aud re.
iruCtIatS In the system. This giant among dl.
ScaSes cannot DO laid out with qulnlne. Tho only
way to give II hual and cxtingulshIng quictuS,
IL 70 Use .pelSl9tently the national Antidotc to
miaSma poliOn, llOsteltef's stomach DttcFS which
roots 1t out completely Tho process Of cure, 10 Of
COURSE much easier II tho Differs Is uEed as pro.
Vcntlye, when the ilfsE chill Il felt, but penOnS
who are not acquainted with the nature Of the
hymptons aie sometimes 10 error as to thelr cause
all Others beat suited 10 check tho pr grCtS OF this
dreaded and destructive mAla1y. Visitors 10, OF
sujOurnes Ia, malarlOus localities will, moreover
act the part Of Weldon II thOy use the HltteB rs
pTepatAtlyO rheumatism, constipation, bilious
lleAt, Indigestion and kidney troubles are removed
by tho Ultthf
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Good Ilpnulls M Eysrx ONO.

D. A. Bradford, Wholesale paper dealer
Of Chattanooga, Tenn, writes that he was
seriously afflicted with q Bervere cold that
settled on bis lungs; had tried many rem.
edies without benefit. Being induced
10 Try Dr.. Klng'B New Discovery Tor Con.
Bumption. did so and was entirely cured
by use Of d few bottles. Since which time
he has tised Il in bis family for all Coughs
and Colds with best results. This Ia the
expefince Of thoutandS whose lives have
been saved by this Wonderful Discovery.
Trial bottles ttes o. Logan 4 Co.'s Drug
Store, g.
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OIL Cry, Pa, Dec. lS.-opened Csc;
highest cote; lowest O7jc; closed
cole; sales, 100000; Clearances, $685..
000; charters, Si,524; shipments, 1885,
S37.
PITTSBURGH, Dec. 19.-Petroleum active,
and closed armsr; opened at 67sc; closed
69tc; highest cole; lowest 07sc.
BRADFORD, Pa, Dec. 13.-0pened CHE,
closed GOICi highest, colo; lowest, G7Sci
clearanCes, 100000.
TITusrnLE, Pa, Dec. 13.-Opened Csc
highest colo; lowest G7ic; closed colo.
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SATURDAY, THE 18th DAY OF DECEMBER, ::lSSt

commencing al 10 O'Clock, a. M, the following de-
scbed real estate, that Is 10 say, the south onehG
OF lot number nine, fronting on tho west side o,
Main street between Third and Fourth btreetsI
North Wheeling, together with the Improvements
erected thereOHi but excepting. and reserying
thereirom strip OF ground 1--we feet In width Oh
the western end and The full width Of Bald lot,
Also excepting and reservinR strip OF ground
two feet IN width or tho northern side the full
depth Of said lot. The Aforesaid strips OF ground
are reserved far the use OF the owner, or owners Of
said lot ~ private alleys, forever.
Also reseFving the right 10 the owner or ownerl
Of frame building now on the north onc.hRli Of
said lot and extending over aud resting on two
feet OF said south one.hRlf OF lot No o 70 remain
thereon until the owner or owners wish to erect 0
new building on the north half Of said lot No o,
The title 70 the above property believe to be
perfect, but will convey only the title vested IN
mo by raid Decd Of Trust.
Terms Of Eale.-0nO third Of the purchase money,
and a. much more as the purchaser elects 70 pay,
III cash OH the day Of Balei tho balance In two
equal Installmenb at one and two years respective
W. notes beating Interest from tho day Of sale 70
be given for the deferred payments, and tho build
ing 10 DO kept injured by tho purchaser for the
benefit OF such deferred payments, and the title 10
BIO retained until payment ID made in full.
J. r, CoWDlN, Trustee.
". II. HALLER, Auctioneer. noYl2
W. ]. W, C0WDEN, Solicitor.
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The best salye in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fovei
sores, tetter, chopped hands, ChilblainB
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-,
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
10 guaranteed 10 give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents pei
box. For salo by Logan & 90.
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easier; No, 2 mixed, S7ta9Sc. Oats, firm |;
No. 2 mixed, SO4C, Rye, stronger at
s2,50!a2GO Pork, quiet at $ll,5O. Lard
firm at $0.05aG,0S. Bulk meats In fair
demand short ribs IS 97!, Bacon, steady;
short ribs $GS74; short cut, $7l2!,
Whisky, active and firm at $l,l3, Butter,
easy extra creamery, 2SlS0c; choice
dairy 1920, LinseeI oil quiet and
steady at 3OlSSc. Sugar steady; hard re-
fined 6sR6sO; New Orleans 4ia5c. Hogs
active and firm; common and light,
$3,95R4 10; packing and butchers, 81 05A
4,S0. Eggs easy at 2OA2lC. Cheese firm (;
prime to choice Ohio flat 1lal2o,
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nrv annIIn

New YoRH, Dec. 12.--The market was
quiet in demand in consequence Of frozen
weather, rendering the examination OF
goods almost impossible. Agents have
advanced AndrosCoggin sheetings 1ic, all
others lC,
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Live Stock.

CHICAGO, Dec. 12.-Oat!le receipts 1000
head; shipments 1900 head. Market
steady. Christmas 81 95I5,50; shipping
steers $S.l5a4.G0; stoCkers and feeders
s., 00a3 80; COWS, bulls and mixed Sl,50l
3l5i bulk $2.2Oi2.5O; Texas COWS $2.OOG
$50; Texas steers $580a3.50. Hogs, re.
ceipts $4,000 head; shipments 5000
head; market steady rough and mixed
SS,6Oa4,l5; packing and shipping 81 Goa
4.4Oi light SS,4OS4.l 10; skips $225a3.50.
Sheep receipts 5000 head; shipments
1000 head. Market slow, weak and 15c
lower; natives s. 50a4 25; western $250a
1926. Lambs $40Oa4,75.
EAST LIBERTY, Pa, Dec. 13.-Oattle, re-.
ceipta 1,0l5 head; shipments 1902 head.
Market dull and dragVy at l6A25c oirirom
last week, Hogs, receipts S,4OO head /;
shipments $500 head. Market slow.
Philadelphias $l.l5a4 rs; Workers s. 0Oa
400; common and light S.. 7Oa9 So. Sheep,
receipts 0,40O head; shipments 6, 600 head.
Market dull at last weeks prices.
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Oh The good things Of this life are cor.
towfully lot alone on account Of Dyspep.
Eia. Acket,a Dyspepsia Tablets will cure
py1pspals, Indigestion and Constipation
sold on q positive guarantee Of Is and %
cents, by Logan 4 %. and q, Menks.
mellOt. g
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gr,astGs sales.
TRUSTEES SALE.

By virtue Of a Deed OF Trust made by J. II, Good,
trustee for barbara ECkhArdt, the said Barbara
ECkhRrdt and O. Werner Eckhlrdt, hor husband 70
the undersigned trustee dated June q, 1883, and
recorded III the office Of tho Clerk OF the Comfy
Trust Book No 10, page 23l, will sell Of public
auction at the front door oil the Court House Of
said county, on
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TsausputtstiOtr.

pITlsBuRGH, CINCINNATI 4 81.
= LOUIS RAllROAD-l,a nhaudlo ROuia,
II, 1855, Yralps lave Panhandle station, foot 81
Eleventh strait, hcn public landing, ~ iolloWs
Central Standard timai
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BuUklOn'S ArnicA salye.

Some men treat a dog as II II were
butter. They pound II 70 make Il come.
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MISV,


lOmRtOsOup, Without meat.
Roast turkey, Giblet Gravy.
Mashed PO AiUGs Canned Corn Pudding.
Cranberry Jelly. BeGti sliced.
sAlIl, MayonnalsG OF salmon,
UuCe4c. Water Crackers
Sweet Potato Pudding, Creamy Sauce,
Fruit, NUS RalAiug,
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T7lARM FOR sALE--A FARM OF 1856
AcfeS, tx miles from Aonnd.yllle, honie boz
Will eatef, eic, CAN bs divided raie bargain
ahdS ~ payments HUTCHINSON 4 lARyiN,
oalco 1905 Chapilho Street, WheeLns' VIVA
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81 GlAitbVlll9 ACCOMMODATIONS, ItAVgs nLigs44Lg
At 6iSb a. MI 1850 and Geo p, mi leaves Belltit1
tlyes at Wheeling d SIS g. MI, l:s6 and 5:l5 p M.
daily except Sunday.
MbundSville accommodation, lcavcg wheeling
n t:85 q, M and arrives at Moundlyillc 81 I2,ik
p. M, daily except sunday,
Grafton accommodation at 1885 2. N,
ZaneSVlllO accommodation leaves Wheeling a.
400 p. M, daily except Sunday. n
l0;S0p. m, train through 10 Cincinnati Withouk
change, with D. 4 o. gle0per through 70 ClnClnnsHl
.: d Q. Sleeping Cam on all through traihs.
Through Coach from Wheeling TO Clnninnsti on
No. g. leaving Wheeling Of 9;25 q. M. arriving 81
Cincinnati al $50 p. m.
CloBe connections arc madO for all p0inta South
Gnd Southwest, North and Northwest making this
desirable route for colOnisN and persons moving
70 The great West, aud " whom particular atm
ten Is given,
TiCkGB 70 all principal poln1 on sale Gt Depot
Sleeping car accommodation can DO secured
Depot Ticket OflcO
TIl0H, Q, BURKE, Ticket Agent, q, & o, Dopot
JOHN BAlLlE Union Once.
JOHN 7, LANE, Tray PaEChHeF Agent
z n nFVRTpt, fiNnhFbl ABhnI IuEn6liun
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&or Sale.

IIOR SALE - MY PROPERTY ON
IL North Front Street, consisting Of three rant
dwelling Of seven rooms each, wi BeA and water
6hNd6 ma ifJiit tfopL viii nay EOsd lnterntt Of
,.tieV asked. u. N. LIST. lecS
T,NR sALE--MY RESIDENCE. NO. 81
II T., 9Th FtOut Street, Lot Is about 30 by lbO
- ~ lttLDHRTu, deol
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DENNSYLVANIA UUMFANY,
i (oPRR4TNal
CLEVELAND 4 PlTTeHUR0H RIB,
Condensed llna,Abi9 Of rHfEspsef tTainV COT,
rected to nov. I, lSsG -iNrltsl siAufatn TimCi
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sLIoED BEErs.-Do not prick or cut the
skin in any way, RB II this is done they
losa color. Put Into boiling water and
boil two houru. Peel, slice, and season
with salt, pepper, and tablespoonful OF
melted butter. Serve very hot.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1886-11-10
To Keep Apple. in Winter.

The great secret of keeping apples
through the winter is TO store them in q
well-yentilated room or cellar that is kept
as near the freezing point as possible with
out actually freezing the apples. Apples
and potatoes should never be kept in the
same cellar, or if this unavoidable the po-
tatoes should be kept in the warmest part
Of the cellar, and the barrels Of apples, well
heaped up, near the windows, where, on
days when the air outside is only few de-
grees above freezing, they can be treated to
cold breeze from the open windows,
while, at the same time, the atmosphere in
the part of the cellar where the potatoes are
kept does not fall below forty degrees.
With thermometer in the cellar it is quite
possible to cool off the apples without in
juring the potatoes. Do not unhead the
barrels until the apples are wanted. 1t is
rarely good plan to sort over the apples
10 pick out the rotten ones. Better let them
remain undisturbed. Apples in ripenine
give off carbonic acid, which cannot be
allowed to accumulate in the house cellar,
but must be removed by ventilation. This
deleterious gas, carbonic acid, aids in pre-.
serving the fruit, and it is one of the advan
tages of an outside cellar that this can be
allowed TO remain. American Agr cuitur.
tsf
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Talbot,s Icing Hend.

"The Lake Shore folks were awfully glad
when certain man died up in Buffalo the
other day." said conductor. "The mans
name was Talbot. About twelve years ago
Talbot saved train from going into 0
washout near his farm, and of course the
company felt very grateful. p. P. Wright,
Superintendent of the Buffalo division, cent
for him and loaded him with thanks for
himself and the company. Talbot modest
ly declined money present of $500, but
said he didn't object when Wright proposed
making out for him pass good for the re-
mainder of his life. While Wright was
writing out the pass Talbot inquired:
Essay, Mr.. Wright, have you any OBJ
jections to making that read good for me
and friend. may want to take friend
up to Cleveland with me some time to sec
IN uncle of mine
Wright was 30 full of gratitude that he
couldn't object to anything, and the man
got his pass, good for himself and friend
and it was afterward sent on to healquar
tiers and countcrsigned by the President
and general passenger agent.
+" Well, now, what do you think Fer
more than ten years that man Talbot has
been riding constantly between Buffalo
and Chicago Buffalo and Cleveland, or
Buffalo and Toledo. He was never alone.
He always had a friend with him. The
friend was usually some commercial travel
Ter. In short, Talbot has made railroad
riding his regular business. He made ar
rangements with various wholesale and job
bling houses TO carry their men, and booked
his engagements months ahead sometimes.
When these failed he picked up stray pas
sengers here and there. After paying his
sleeping car and other expenses he had SO
or $s day left as clear profit, and out of
these profits he managed to amass snug
little fortune. He tried to use his pass on
the limited express, but the company
wouldn't have it. In fact they wanted to
refuse to carry him altogether, but Their
lawyer concluded that the suit for damages
would he too expensive. Talbot is dead
now, though, greatly to the regret of several
travelling men,"
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snows,,oo Thomp.en,s Fonts.

If not the swiftest, 1t is universally con.
,eded that, even up TO the time of his death,
Thompson was the most expert snowshoe
runner in the Sierra Nevada mountains. At
Silver mountain, Alpine county, California,
in 1870, when he was 43 years of age, he
ran distance of 900 feet in twenty-one
seconds. There were many snowshoers at the
place, but in daring Thompson surpassed
them all Near the town was big noun
tain, where the people of the place were
won't to assemble on bright days in the
winter to the number of 200 or 800. The
ordinary snowshoers would go part way ur
The mountain to where there was bench,
and then glide down beaten path. This
was too tame for Thompson. He would
make circuit of over mile and come out
on the top of the mountain. When he APP
peared on the peak he would give one of
his wild high-Slerra whoops, poise his ball
ance pole and dart down the face of the
mountain at lightning speed, leaping all the
terraces from top TO bottom, and gliding
far out on the level before hating. Snow
shoe Thompson seldom performed any feat
for the mere name and fame of doing 9
difficult and daring thing. Yet w. P. Mer
rill, postmaster at Woodford's, Alpine coun-
ty, writes me as follows in speaking of some
of Thompson's achievements g He at one
time went back to Genoa, on mountain,
on his snowshoes, and made jump of $50
feet without break This seems almost
incredible, but Mr.. Merrill is q reliable
man, and for many years Thompson was
his near neighbor, and regular customer
at his store. Thompson doubtless made
this fearful leap at place where he wouli
land in great drift of soft snow. spok
Of this feat to Mr.. G. P. Gregory, formerl.
rhompson's neighbor in the mo1atain
but at present a resident of Virginia City
Nevada, and he answered that, nlthoug
he had never heard Of that particular lear
he did not doubt what Mr.. Merrill said
81 know" said Mr.. Gregory, that at 81
yer mountain he often made clear jumr
Of fifty and sixty feet"
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The world moves in the direction of
;heap postage. The great increase of mail
matter in this country since the introduce
lion of postal cards and the reduction Of
The postage on letters from three to two
cents shows what the tendency is, and the
results reached in England earlier than they
have been reached here more than confirm
the view that cheap postage is one of the
reforms that will be universal in all coun-
tries that are in close relations with one
another. The centre of the agitation for
cheaper postage and for making it univer-
sal is, naturally, in England, and Mr.. j.
Henniker-H eaton, M. p, who has repre-
sented this interest in that country for
some years, is urging it strongly on Great
Britain and its dependencies as the next
step toward the increased intelligence and
unity Of the English people at home and
abroad. The point which he pressed with
most effect is that the lowering of the rates
is uniformly attended with an increase Of
mail matter that more than compensates
.or the loss that comes from the lower
mail rates. What Mr.. Henniker-H eaton
thinks of is to make communication be-
tween the nations of the earth as easy as
speech, as free as air." It looks as if this
result might surely be reached in the near
future.
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you do such work. and the room would an
swer very we'll for another year for poor
Did half-blind body like me"
Nonsense. aunty !" responded cheer
full voice. g tell you I'm going to white
wash this room for you, in regular profess
sional style. What else do you suppose
I've got to do in these summer mornings
before ii is time to go to the Office? There
don't you see how much nicer it looks 2"
And he splashed away at the ceiling with
the long handled brush more theoretically
than ever.
Yes said the little old woman, 81 il
does look nicer, and to be sure / couldn't
afford to hire it done, but it amt just the
work for you to do, Charlie"
Why not Don't You suppose | can
Afford to be useful sometimes, as well as
ornamental ?n
Yes; but-dear me, there's knock at
he door! wonder who it can be ~
Charlie Dartmouth went on with his
work, as the old lady hobbled to the door
to answer Mrs. Medbury's knock, while
Lettiee Wayne sat back in the wagon mar
Yelling at this new insight into the character
of Mr.. Dartmouth.
She had always liked him, yet she had
feared him as too hypercritical, too effemi.
nate; now she felt that she should never
fear him any more.
She was very silent during the drive
home, SO much so that Mrs. Medbury look
al al har n, oefo,ichu,att
You're tired, amt you 2" said the
farmers wife. "Well, / told you it would
be hard mornings work for them as wasn't
used to.it."
sob, I'm not tired, Mrs. Medbnry," said
Lettuce, looking up, with sudden smile
" was only thinking"
"Your thoughts must be pretty topable
pleasant, them" said Mrs. Medbury. Get
up, Bonnie; mover did see SO slow a
creetur to go as you be. Well, we're most
home now, that's comfort"
Lettice Wayne returned to her city house
when the September frosts began to touch
The glens with the varied colors of their
autumnal livery, and just month after her
return she engaged herself to Mr.. Charles
Dartmouth"
But, Lettice," said the young man,
when the happy certainty of his acceptance
was fully impressed upon his mind, what
has wrought such change in your senti-
mentsp Before you went away in the
spring, you were SO cold and variable that
scarcely dared to hope"
DO you really want to know, Charlie p
OF course do, you mysterious little
Sphinx !"
And then Lettice told him of how she had
gone with Mrs. Medbury to sell berries, aud
had seen him, unconsciously to himself
engaged in helping to brighten the humble
: home of poor relative, and how, from that
hour, her thoughts and sentiment toward
him underwent radical change.
"You Will think me very silly and tickle,
Charlie, she said, looking up with moist
eyes, ''but / loved you from that moment"
Not strange at all, darling, he answer
ed, with tender pressure of her hand !;
"but if ever set up my own carriage and
o coat of arms, the heraldic device shall DO
q whitewash brush and pail. Helen
Foy9est Gy'apsa
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Plenty 70 Ear.

"Them billed potatoes said the tramp,
twas little bit spongy." Its not often
We git as good dinner as that, I'll warrant
ye," declared the woman. Not in this
season of the year." the tramp asserted,
"but in the winter get all I want to eat
an it don't cost me o cent" "What do
you eatT "Snow balls; they're heap
better'n soggy potatoes" i should think
they'd make your mouth water" said the
women, slamming the door.
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POETRY
The CIR Of the Dreamer.

HE Cry of the Dreamer.
ann tired Of planning and toiling
In the crowded hives OF men;
Heart weary Of building and spelling,
And spelling and building again.
And long for the dear old river,
Where dreamed my youth away;
For dreamer lives forever.
And a toiler dies in day.
am sick Of the snowy seeming,
Ola life that Is half lie;
or the faces lined with scheming
In the throng that hurries by.
From the sleepless thoughts endeavor,
would go where the children play;
For dreamer lives forever,
And a toiler dies In day.
feel no pride, but pity
For the burdens the rich endure
There is nothing sweet in the city
But the patient lives OF the poor.
Oh, the little hanis too skillful,
And the child mind chosei with weeds.
Toe daughters heart grown willful,
And the fathers heart that bleedsl
o, no from the streets rude hustle,
From trophies of mart and stage,
would fly to the woods low rustic,
And the meadows kindly page,
Let me dream as OF old by the river,
And be loved foi the dream Away;
For dreamer lives forever,
And toiler dies In day.
John Boyle 0Reilty.
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Consoyfux.

Cholly Softop- Sweetie, dear, now that
you have promised TO be mine, tell me--do
you really like me? Sweetie--I do like
you. Cholly Softop-Hke is such COM
prohensive word. You like Aunt Abbey, I
suppose, because she washes your clothes.
sweetie--well, I like YOU little better than
do her.
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A man who is no breakfast eater must
either be heavy supper eater or in bad
state Of health. person who requires the
stimulus of cup Of tea or any other stimu-
lus whatever before partaking of solid food
is not in health, like to see man have his
breakfast first and then feel around for his
cup Of coffee, tea or chocolate.
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No girl. Quite Up to our Girls.

don't think any woman in the world,
can make a better wife than the Ameri.
can. She makes a good mother, an
excellent housewife, and in most cases q
business partner equal to the French wom-
an. Take the American girl all around,
she is the best product Of her sex that the
world has yet produced.
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.rI,e Fan nestroxer.

Clerk TO employer) My wife is dead,
sir, and / would like a couple of days off.
Employer-Two days2 Why, when my
wife died, yeNr ago, I only took half O
day of. Clerk-Yes, but there is differ
ence min wives,
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Mr.. Brown and his wife happened to be
In the depot when IN emigrant train came
in. As the newly arrived foreigners in
their picturesquely dirty costumes emerged
from the train his wife asked: What are
all these people, Henry r. "That's a job
lot of American citizens Just come in," WAS
the reply.