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The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Cool AT Drytpg.-A new American
process for rapidly drying timber, hides,
wool, grain, and other substances sur
charged with moisture, has been attract
ing considerable attention in England.
1t is called the cool-dIy air process, and
consists IN passing through the cham
Der containing the moisture-laden ma
terial a continuous current of furnace.
dried air having a temperature between
so and 80 degrees Farenheit. The
moisture is absorbed by the air in so re-
markable a manner that oak logs are re-
ported to have been finissA in nine
days, although natural drying would
have required three or four years. The
temperature is so moderate that deli
cate Gbres, fabrics and chemicals are
not injured.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Mr.. z. Himg has been asceftainipr
the nature CT the influence of salt water
on the development Of the larya of the
frog. The tadpole perishes III from
three to twenty minutes in the water of
the Mediterranean, containing 4 per
cent. of salts, and n n few hours in a
solution CT marine salts In the proDor~
ton Of l per cent. But it may be
adapted to an existence IN salt water by
a gradual preparation through a series
OF solutions of from ? tn S per 1000.
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THE EFFICACY OF DIR. WALKERS VIM
EGAR B1TTERs, in Chronic Dyspepsia,
Fevers, Nervous disorders, Constipa-
ton, deficiency of vital power, and all
maladies affecting the stomach, liver,
bowels, pulmonary organs, or muscular
system, has been experienced by thou
sands. The Bitters strikes at the root
of these diseases by toning the stomach
and cleansing the blood.
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Tne poetor's Endorsement.

DIR. W. d. Wright, Cincinnati, o., sends
the subjoined professional endorsement; 81
have prescribed DIR. WIN. HALLS BAL
SAM FOR THE LUNGS in a great mum.
Der Of cases and always with success. One
case in particular was given up by several
physicians who had been called in for con
sultation with myself. The patient hat
all the symptoms of confirmed Consump-
tion-cold night sweats, hectic fever, har-
RAISING coughs, etc. He commenced i'm
mediately to get better and was soon re-
stored to his usual health. 1 also found
DIR. VIM. HALLS BALSAM FOR THE
LUNGS the most valuable expeetorant for
breaking up distressing coughs and colds.
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Cleansing Liquids. - Water in which
potatoes have be n boiled exercises re-
markable cleansing properties upon
sllverware of all kinds, especially upon
spoons discolored by eggs. uyposul.
phite of soda dissolved in water will re-
move all tarnish from ~silverware in
two or three applications, if applied
with q soft cloth wet with the solu.
ton.
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FrightiuI Waste.

Consumption carries off its thousands OF
victims every year. Yes, thousands OF
human lives are being wasted that might
be saved, for the fact is now established
that consumption, in its early stages, is
durable. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery will, if used in time, effect a
permanent euro. 1t has no equal as a rem
edy for bronchitis, coughs and colds. Its
efficacy has been proved in thousands OF
cases. All druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

HERE is one of Soyer's modes of pre-
pairing a goose stufing which is most
appetizing. Four apples peeled and
sliced, four or five onions, as many leaves
of sage and of lemon thyme; boil in a
stewpan with water to cover; when
done pulp them through a sieve, re-
move the sage and thyme, add enough
pulp ofmealy potatoes to cause it to be
sufficiently dry without sticking; add
pepper, salt, and stuff the goose.
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WASHING LACE.-Nake a lather OF
good white soap; have it JUS lukewarm,
lay the lace in over night. In the
morning squeeze out and put in fresh
water a little soapy. Rinse and blue
slightly, pin on a cloth and hang out.
When dry dip it in sweet milk, squeeze
out and lay on the cloth, pick out and
pull il shape, lay cloth and all between
the leaves of a large book, like a geo.
graphy, and put a weight on 1t until
dry.
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WATER FOUND CAKE.-One pound
Of flour, one pound Of sugar, one
half pound butter, four eggs and one
cup of warm water. Use prepared
flour, or put into the flour before shift
ing it two ~teaspoonfuls Of any good
baking powder. The cup of water
must be quite warm, but not really hot,
Beat the eggs separately.
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"ARE you through" asked an Am.
erican of an English friend who was
dining with him at the fremont the
other day. "Through!n exclaimed the
Englishman. staring above and below,
and all around, Through, through
what2" Through dinner" was the
response. "A puzzled expression broke
over the SOL of Albion's face, as he In
timated that he had finished his dinner,
but never supposed he had gone through
~
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THE Germans coneoct an after-dinner
beverage perfectly adapted to the deli
cate taste of ladies; this is the celebrated
egg wine. Rasp off the yellow rind of
a lemon, with a quarter Of a pound of
sugar. Put the sugared juice of a
lemon in a casserole with half a tea
spoonful of freshly ground cinnamon,
a bottle of white wine and four we'll
beaten eggs; whisk it all together over
the fire until it IS scalding hot, but do
not allow it to boil.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

A POOR insane man walks about the
streets of New Orleans with a cornet in
his hand. In justice to brass band
people it should be stated that the cor.
net did not make him insane, but as
soon as he went crazy he commenced
playing it.
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"ONLY think OF It'll" exclaimed Mrs.
Bullion, that creature of Mahlstick ac-
tually threatens to sue mel'' Does
hep Why, haven't you paid him for
your ~portraitp" mo, l haven't, and
what's more, won't" "What. aren't
you satisfied with it2 It's a perfect
likeness" Il know it. Isn't he aw-
fully meant"
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EGG PUDDING. -Four eggs well
beaten; four tablespoonfuls Of flour;
add to the eggs until a smooth mass;
then add a pint of milk slowly, a pinch
of salt. Beat all smooth together. Put
in a wel1-buttered dish, and bake about
twenty minutes. Eat with sauce made
Of butter and sugar beaten together to
Il cream, Favored with vanilla.
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An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed In his hands by an East India mission
airy The formula of o simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and
for Nervous Debility ana all Nervous Complaints
after having tested its wonderful curative power
IN thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make
il known 10 his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, |
viii send free of charge, to all who desire 1t, this
recipe, IN German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, w,
A. MOVES. l49 potcer's BLOCK, Rochester " 7.
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LIvoNIAN SOUR. 49, Mince, blanch
and drain some carrots, turnips, par
sley, celery, leeks and onions. Warm
in butter, add two handfuls of washed
rice, moisten with the necessary guam
tity of stock. and boil; when done
strain, stir in some boiled cream and
yelk of egg, warm the soup and pour
into a tureen IN TO sippets of fried
bread.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Mothers if you want the little ones to
have a fine head of hair, free from dam
druff and other scalp affections. use the
only natural hair renewer, Carboline,
made from pure unrefined petroleum
and guaranteed the prince OF all hair
reviewers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

DRIED herring make an excellent
relish. Split, skin and bone, cover
with cream, and heat through in the
oven. Place each one on a strip of but
tered toast, thicken the cream with
flour, season well, pour it over
the fish, and give each a dash OF lemon
and send it to the table hot.
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"WAITERl" exclaimed an angry
man at a dining station, waiter, take
that sausage away. It's made of dorln
II think not, replied the waiter, Eve
ing the tough Wand as the passenger
again stroye to drive his teeth through
the shell. "Why do you say it isdog?1
II know by its bark!''
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II wasthe fashion in the south after
the consumption grew rigorous for
cowardly fellows to begin to raise com
panies to keep out of the ranks. Said
a person to Judge LochraHe, referring
to one of these evaders, 81 see Per-
simmon is raising a company" Com
panyl" sad the Judge, 'that's too soon
raised for him. He's raising a regi-
ment."
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Mrs. BATES during a cal)-''Oh
there's a matter 1 wished to speak to
to you about, Mrs. Flack. The
last time l Vas here-on Thursday
your little Tommie got hold of my para
sol, and bless me if the child didn't ut
terly ruin it with his scissors, Why,
there wasn't a whole section of 1t left. %
Mrs. Flack-"Yes, Tommy is coy,
isn't hep His father III enjoy that
hugely"
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The hiding. places of men are discov-
cred by aflictlon. AS one has APPLY
said: sour refugees are like the nests
of birds; in summer they are hidden
among the green leaves, but in winter
they are seen among the naked
branches
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

A BARBER's assistant in London has
come into a fortune of e250,000. lie
may now embark n the business Of
shaving notes, although it is more prob
able that he will emigrate to the United
States and set up as a lord,
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IT is said that Benjamin Franklin
wrote that most excellent advice, keep
good company or none;" but as Ben
spent a great deal of his time alone w
are led to believe that he failed to fol-
low the advice himself.
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LONDON papers report a great fall In
the price of wild beasts. Tigers which
a short time ago would have cost you
$1,000 can now be had for $500. In
these cheap times even a poor man has
a chance to luxuriate.
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TO make eggs on toast take six eggs,
one cupful drawn butter drawn in
milk, slices OF stale bread Toasted and
buttered), chopped parsley, pepper and
salt. Heat a cupful of mix TO seald-
ter y feaspoonful Of flour wet with cold
wafer and rubbed smooth, and stir un-
ti it is as thick as custard. Add
chopped parsley, pepper and salt to
taste. All this should be done IN a tin
vessel set in boiling water and over the
fire. Have ready the toast mot forget
ting to pare the crust from each side be-
fore it is toasted), buttered and laid in
close rows on a hot dish. Pour a table
~gpoonful of hot water on each piece.
Beat the eggs very lightly, and stir fast
into the drawn butter until they are a
rich yellow sauce, almost stiff enough
to stand alone. Heap upon the toast
and send hot to table.
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HOP TEA.-Take two ounces of hops
and pour over them one quart Of boil
ing water; let it stand ten minutes;
then set it to the fire, and just bring it
to the boil; then strain and bottle it for
use; a ~wineglass to be taken every
morning fasting. This will create an
appetite and strengthen the d stive
organs. ige
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scBe wise to-day; It's madness to defer

"Be wise to-day us madness to deter. }"
Don't neglect your cough. Ii you do your
fate may be that of the countless thou
sands who have done likewise, and who
to-day fill consumptives' graves. Night
sweats, splitting of blood, weak lungs, and
consumption itself if taken in time can be
cured by the use OF DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" This wonderful pre-
paration has no equal as a remedy for lung
and throat diseases. All druggists.
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Mrs. FIzzLETOP overheard her son
Johnny swear like a trooper.
"Why, Johnny" she exclaimed
"who taught you to swear that way?"
"Taught me to swear?n exclaimed
Johnny, why, it's me who teaches the
other boys"
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IT is a fortunate thing that during
the recent earthquake the earth did not
open anywhere. If it had it might
have swallowed a green apple, and then
how fearfully it would have squirmed.
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ELY'S
Cream Balm

I hare uSed tlgo
bottles Of Ely s
Cream Balm and
consider m ySelt
cured. / suffered
90 gears from ca
taT5H and catarrhal
headache and Ibis is
The first remedy thai
afforded lasting re-
lief.-D. r. Hjg-
ginson, 10 Lake
Street, CHICAGO. I'LL.
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SCrOtuLa of Lungs.

Iamnow 20 years old, and have suffered for the
last fifteen years with a lung trouble. l nave sp3ns
thonsandsof dollars to arrest the march OF TINS as
casa. but temporary relief was all that l ooatnel
was unit for any manual labor for several years
4 Trend strongly recommended the use OF, SWits
specife Is. S. 81, claiming that he himself mad psen
greatly benefited by its use in some lung troaoiss
rssoiyed to try 1t. The results are remarkaole. MY
cough has left me, my strength has returned, and,
SSeigh sixty pounds mora than | ever did in my, NE,
n bss bes1 three years siacs 1 stopped the use OF the
madicine. but / have had no return OF. the disease,
and there are no pains or weakness let N my luusA
Ido the hardest Kind OF work i. j. HOLT.
Montgomery. Ala. June %, l50'
ewift,s specific is entirely vegetable. Treatise on
Riood an a Skin Diseases matted free.
DTHs SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ca
or III W. sd St, N. Y.
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Read the Testimony of Rev. wm. r. ChalS
fant. a weII-known Clergyman of PhiIa.

Read the Testimony OF Rev. VIM. Il. CIals
FAINT, n w~eII-known Clergyman of Phila.
PHILADELPHIA, PA, January 10, 1886,
Pastors Study, Messiah NJ. E. Church.
My DEAR SIR feel that / ought to make
known my experience with Prof. VIM. @. Will
sons "ACTINA" BATTERY, not only in JUS
tice TO him, but also that the afflicted may
learn where to look for a remedy for serious
and obstinate diseases. For five years l have
been suffering with great distress in my head,
resulting at times in complete ~incompetency
for work; this, together with a throat trouble
causing hoarseness, rendered speaking not
only laborious and painful to myself, but I'M
nleasant to my congregation. j have used your
aACTINA" since the 18th of November, 1888.
NV voice is fully restored, and since using
your instrument and wearing your garments l
have not experienced any distress whatever
in nv head. Have worked 10 to Is hours out
of the "a for the last five weeks, andneyer felt
better in my life. My wife is also wearing the
Garments and using the AETNA ana hnds
very great relief, having suffered . years from
General debility. My little boy of 6 winters who
has suffered from a catarrhal trouble since
an attack of scarlet fever, is using your instru-.
ment and improving. Iwish you q continual
tion of success. Very truly and fraternally
yours, MM' eiAhrANA
rS- Throw away your spectacleS. Get rid OF
your Catarrh, and all diseases Of the eye.
sH Price, SO. II $500 were paid for 1t would
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ry 1rs Chestnut Street, PhIla-
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The late State Chemist of Delaware,
Prof, Chas. p. Williams, says that
Red Star Cough Cure is safe aud valu-
able and contains neither morphia,
opium nor any other narcotic poison.
The price is only % cents.
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Prof. Q. A. Donaldson, of Louis
VILE, KY, the well-known pioneer, in
eighteen years spent $4,000 in trying
to get rid of his rheumatism and failed.
At last he used st. Jacobs Oh, was
cured and sold his crutches.
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FACETIE.

".Jouy. DEAR said the young wife,
looking up from thepaper she was read
ING. II see that people carry chestnels
in their pockets to cure rheumatism.
eyes, dear"
the pocket to cure diseasest'
ait depends upon whether the per
son afflicted is superstittous or not"
because when sewing a button on
your vest yesterday l discovered aquan-
tity of cloves, cofTee-Beans, cardamon
seeds. fagroot and other things IN one
of the pockets. DO you carry them as
a remedy? Is there anything the mat
ter with you, dear?"
'cYe.es, my dear" said John, STAN
mering and turning as red as a lobster;
sI-I think l lave a little heart
trouble"
"Poor fellowl" she said as the tears
came'to her eyes; ''aud you never told
me a word about it."
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WHEN an officer is dismissed from
the army lie is said to be cashiered.
When a cashier is dismissed from a
bank he is generally differed. Same
thing. only different.
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"CAN you tell me how to decoratea
tab~le-cloth?'' asks a fond young thing.
'Of course we can: (less noise on the
back seat thereD spill the gravy on it.
and fresco with dabs of mustard en-
broidered with sorghum, and coffee. -
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

PETRIFIED hail-stones two pounds
in weight are the latest eccentricities OF
Georgia life. They are not quite as
exciting as electric girls, but they are
death to dudes.
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Blessed is the old maid that don't
hate other people and children

The value of thought cannot be told. just
so with the best of everything. Take DIR.
Bigelow's Positive Cure for all throat and
lung troubles, if you appreciate n speedy
and thorough cure, Pleasant TO take. 30
cents and 81.
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When yea visit or cave New YORK. City. save
baggage.e xpressage and 50 carriage Hire, and stop
aithe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen.
nal Depot.
coo elegant rooms, fitted up AZ a cost of one
million dollars, ii ana unvards uer
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied VITA the best. Horse ears, stages and
%e.eyatei railroad TO ell depotS Families can live
better Tor less money % the Grand Union Hotel
than al any other nrst-class hote. M the ely,
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The scalp is cleansed and excited TO a
healthy action by Halls Hair Remover.
In Consumption, the disposition to cough
is diminished by taking Ayers Cherry
PectOral.
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BRAN TEA.-Take one pound or
bran, pour over it one quart of boiling
water, let it stand till cold; strain it,
and take a glassful at any time. This
is very soothing for the chest.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

A positive guarantee is given by the
manufacturer Of DIR. Jones' Red Clover
Tonic that a 50-eent bottle of this remedy
contains more curative properties than any
dollar preparation. 1t promptly cures al
stomach, kidney and liver troubles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

SENATOR VEST lost forty or fifty
pounds in weight during his recent
sickness. Quite a pull down for MI.
Vest.
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Every day adds to the great amount OF evidence
as to the curative powers of Hoods sarsaparilla.
It is unsqualled for general debility, and as a
blood purifier, expelllng every trace Of scrofula or
other lmpurty. Now IS the time to take it, Sod
BY all druggists.
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TIE Prince of Wales appears to
be a very nice man. He's got the ideas
but his mamma has got the longevity.
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FITS: All Fits stoppedfree. Treatise and s2tril
bottle OF DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer free 70
Fit cases. sendto DR.. Kline, 1881 Arch ST., Phlla, Pa.
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5 months treatment for SOC. Piso's Rem
sdy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Charity, taken in its largest extent, is
nothing else but the sincere love of God
and our neighbor.
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The huge, drastic, gripping, sickening
pills are fast being superseded by DIR.
Pisrce's 'Purgative Pellets"
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Talk is cheap. Actual results count .
Use Hop Porous PldsterS for pains
aches and weaknesses.
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Blessed is the mother-in-law who
never reminds you that you married be-
meath your station.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

A lady wrote; 81 don't have that aw-
full side-ache now. l applied a Hop
Plaster" % cts.
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HOUSEHOLD.

Orn.rAsuroNED CHICKEN POT Pr
Cnt tIo chicken as for a fricasse.
Chop quatter pound OF fat salt pork.
and v.lt6 ii cover the bottom of a wide
moulbed, rather shallow DOT. Next
Law in the pieces Of chicken, sprinkle
With I minced onion, and just cover with
cold water. over this lay a thick, BIS
emit ernst. pretty short. Stew one hour
and a baif. then brown by holding q
red.hot shovel close to the crust, or II
Won lave a stove cover that fits the pot
heat This very hot and fit it on; leaving
if jt' five minutes or SO, the pot being
drawn TO the side Of the stove, where It
viii be lot without boiling. Now, Lift
the ernst out with q fork and cake
turner. and cover to keep warm. Take
ont The chicken and set over boiling
water. Add a little boiling water to
the gravy,t hicken with a tablespoonful
of Drowned -four. season with pepper,
salt and parsley, and boil one minute.
Then pnt in squares or stripes of pie
crust. cook gently ten minutes; arrange
the chicken on a nat dish lay the dump
lings on it, pour the gravy over them,
and cover with crust.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Great souls have wills; others only
feeble wishes.
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IN the highest society circles Lent
will be passed in fasting and progressive
euchre.
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Blessed is the husband who never
. says his mothers pies were better than
his wife's are.
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CHILDREN's PUDDING. - Heat a
generous pint Of milk to boiling point.
Stir into the milk one tablespoonful of
cornstarch which has been smoothly
mixed with a little cold milk, two we'll
beaten eggs, a ~teaspoonful of butter
and sugar to taste; essence Of lemon
IS pleasant as flayoring, Let all this
boil up at once and then add n cup
full stewed prunes that have been seed
ed. Pour the mixture into a baking
dish and bake for twenty minutes.
Serve with cream or sauce or au
ndttgel,
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PEARL WHEAT.-This is good as
a variation on the oatmeal p0rridge for
breakfast. Take half a cup Of pearl
wheat, two cups Of milk and four cups
Of water, with a scant t%easpOonful of
salt. Let the milk and water boil up
in a saucepan on the stove, then stir in
the wheat and salt. Put the wheat in
the inside kettle OF a steamer to cook,
pouring boiling water in the outside
kettle around It. Boil two hours. Let
the steamer stand all night on the back
of the range, and in the morning heat
it up gradually just before serving.
This can be also done with oatmeal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Justice consists in doing no injury to
men; deeeney, in giving no ~offense.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

The more we help others to bear
their burdens, the lighter our own will
be.
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Blessed is the man who minds his owl
business,

The purest, sweetest aud best Cod Liver Oil In
the world. manufactured from fresh, healthy Nv
ers, upon the seashore. 1t is absolutely pure and
TO all others. Physicians have decldedlt superior
10 any OF the other oils in marke,. Made by CAS-
well, Hazard & Co, New York.
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"There shall be no further complaint
Of that kind, young man. You walk
upstairs"
Jimmy saw that he had made Of his
curiosity a decided enemy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-10

Character is a perfectly educated
will.
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they'll think?"

"WOnder what They'll IHIIhI
"Why," replied the lawyer, as he
drew a letter from his pocket, they
have already forwarded me a request to
sue and collect. The bill is $40, and
my fees are SIPS. Please call at the
Office at once and save e~xpensef"
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Blessed is the man who gives l.
wife ten cents without asking whatit
for.
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Blessed is the woman who won't
marry a widower-proyiding he's your
father.