Durham daily recorder., 1886-06-22
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730-to 8 o'clock, A. NJ, 1912 to |
p. NJ, 6 to Z. p. NJ, from our ice
house next to store room.
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The Daily Neys came out bright
and early this morning.
The wind blowath terriffically.
listeth through a hole in our office
window.
No one can fail to notice the at
tractiye advertisement on the margin
of this issue. .~a
The real fisheries questlon-is there
anything left in the pocket FASH
Philadelphia Herald. -..
The four winds concentrated this
morning and beat lively roll on our
tin roof We are having a second
March II Stems.
Say; don't you think it very mud.
dy to 60 on wedding tour through
the country? We will give full parti.
culars tomorrow.
Economy wisely directed is not
only not stingy nor mean, but the
thing that makes benevolence and
generous giving possible.
"A naturalist has discovered that
the toad is Just as musical as the frog.
This destroys what little musical re.
putation the toad ever had. i
A husband telegraphe.> TO his
wife, .sWhat have you got for break.
fast, and how is the baby" The an
swer came, "Buckwheat cake and
measles"
A Texas farmer says that three
good bull dogs roaming the yard at
night will do more to keep man
honest than all the talking in the
world.-1eras Siffiags.
All, John !" she said, Just before
marriage, Il fear | am not worthy Of
you. You are such good man"
aNever mind Martha; I'll change all
that after the wedding"
"Yes, SIR" said the sailor, 81 have
seen q whale that could swallow q
boat" "That's nothing" said the
landsman, II have seen small man
that could swallow a schooner"
"A little fellows wrist was
sprained, but by way of relief it was
bathed in brandy. When relieved
he asked, mamma, did papa sprain
his throat when he married you?
-aWhy don't you mount q clean
collar, Brown | mount one three
times q day." "Yes," replied Brown,
to the swaggsring Jones, "but every
ones mother isn't washerwoman.'
Mr.. NJ. g. Hernden will leave
Durham on this evenings train for
Black Mountain, N. G., where he will
spend few weeks climbing the beau.
tiful hills of western North Carolina.
"A military company has been
organized at High Point. tits called
the High Point Guards" and already
numbers thirty men. W. E. Johns is
captain and James Walker orderly
sargeant.
-"What are chilled plows, papa?"
asked the little son Of an agricultural
professor. "oh, my son" was the wise
reply, s'they are plows which have
stood out In the furrow all winter.
Boston Bwyet.
Scene. Night-Mrs. Jenkins
"Do get up, Henry, and hold this
child.b Jenkins-"Not much we
have lust decided that eight hours
per night should constitute q nights
work that's the kind Of q union man
I am."--Ranibler
Two or three blockaie stills were
knocked up over about Julian and
Columbia Factory last week. And
we hear one Of the citizens in the
neighborhood Of Liberty had lively
race, leaving behind him a quantity
of beer and whiskey.
--"Ma, has aunty got bees in her
mouth ?" "No; why do you ask such
A question 7" "Cause that little man
with heap Of hair on his face, catch.
ed hold Of her, and said he was going
20 take the honey out Of her lips and
she said: We'll, make haste"