The Portland daily press., 1886-01-26
Wit AND WISDOM

Whereas-It being the New year, -, .ha rai1.
Resolved, That will pay as go-on tne i"i-
ro That will honestly and closely sean my neigh
hor,s faults and help him to eorrect tlenn ,.,,ao
VI That viii not spend so much money on ciothes
for my wife. -. =, ,,,ooas where it is
poS nt vii not write any "reminiscences OF the
war nil, make shorter prayers and longer
TSat viii not say 81 beg your PARDON 0 10 my
neghbor wife, and M .nn;s for al least three
That wilt not bite off more than AMI can b sna Mond
That will not worry and fret apout wia Ia oonie
hecnme Of the other eight nine billions OF people
in the world if l should die; .oso,rt;ons If will
THAT if / fail in any OF these resotu'ion' ~ va
be somebody else's fault. ,.,, with avarv
That can get along well enough Win every
body but myself o.o,,od,,, sorry for A tbous-
That will emoSt Wrebcneuly ooAi' A "
and things by next December. ~. ,,os cor
Thai tRey sha'n't be the same things was sor-
n.y. T fSa laSi nave money to bet they will be-Bob
Burdette.
SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver
oil with Hypophosphites, in I"csp'ent
Consa,aY,tio1s possesses remedial powers OF grea.
aaicacv II heals the irritation of the throat ana
lungs. Makes pure blood and fortiiies the system
against further inroads by disease.
ToteIl what a man says, pay attention to the
tongue To ascertain what he means, Pay d heet
ton 70 the eve To talk in opposition 70 Inc heaIt
i one Of ths easiest things in the world TO look
this opposition is more difficult imam algebra
One morning in my store rheumatism settled in
NV rioht hin was about to send for the doctor,
hnt was advised to try Athlophoros Inc next
morning the rheumatism was all gone IL ID d
wonderful medicine. Norman judd liz Temple
St New Haven, CT.
To preserve buds of flowers a correspondent Of
london Garden says: "Gatner INC puu d VIZ tSn
nearly ready to OPEN ana sea- np hnd n in Tissue
naner and put in tin box perfectly an tsLii'
When the bud wanted to OPEN cut on He WITCH
inp-Wax and immense the Stalk IN water III "i'
little saltpetre has been added
pain from indigestion, dyspepsia, and TOO nearly
eating is relieved at by taking one OF carriers
Little Liver Pills Immediately after dinner. Don't
forget this.
nor naner Good for Lille DevereuX Blake"
what has she done, my dear ,,r,,to and that
tbe NAV aFhe Tanning of the Shrew, does woman
'@WelI, think myself it would have been truer
to nature if he hadn't attained her'
vor,o man who went to the late war began
his first letter to his sweetheart after this fash
lo INV Dear Julia: Whenever am tempted 70
do wrong. think of you and say, Get thee De-
hind me. SATAN!
woman with male. colorless faces who feel weak
AMI discouraged, will receive both mental ana pod-
ilv vicor by using Carriers Iron Pills, which are
made for the blood, nerves and complexion.
A+a concert in New York recently when the
6oa,Se BASES were brought on the stage little e
nov Of five was heard to exclaim; ION, papa loeh
at the big, bat fiddles!
The popular belief that malaria is confined 70
loIvIands is not correct 1t is said to be found on
the Himalayas 6400 feet above the sea level anu
on the Andes at an altitude OF ll,OOo ieet: On
Dl t nrdInarv circumstances however, this disease
* moi prevalent at certain modern attitudes WHICH
differ as to Localities.
(lipped from Canada Presbyterian under sig
nature of c. Blackett Robinson, Propr: was
cured of oft-recurring bilious headaches by Bur
dock Blood Bitters
,,xo,o his recent observations Captain Pillsbury
Ands that the strength of the current OF the Gun
Stream is invariably on the FLORIDA lnSteau VI Mlo
Bahama side of the stream ana Ilat rn1 From
4oo to $40 THE greatest velocity OF the Streal
1T the surface is about four and half KNOTS, put
the fluctuations are frequent ana cOnsiuefdpie'
The medicinal ana pHdflHdceutlOaA PhNASSS
indorse Colgan's Taffy Tolu and use IL 1reely III
their families They know it to be healthful'
Colored Proverbs: Doan saw off de handles oo
yer Wheelbar'e ter keep naybur from pofrowin
Befo prasin' de philanthropy Of de man N, WHO no
has donated site for an orphan asylum, Try ana "a
diskiber if his wife isn't doip' de kitchen work to
save the expence of a hired girl
An egotist am man on stills Let MN ilohe
and he am sartan to come down. 49, ,,;r &c
Be guided in your outlay by what you KIN al
ford not by what your naybors bring nome, o,ors
De peacock may make a fine display oil coiors,
bnt when ii comes down to selecting something
solid don't Overlook de gander. He's de same al
de way frew, an you alluz know whar 10 iiiio
him.