The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-01-12
UP WITH THE DENTIST.
Lively Impressions Attending the Firsi
Use OF fszs.

Lively Impressions Attending the Firs
Use Of tiss.
With eleven teeth had1 parted with
out the aid of anasthetics. Uncondi
tionally ] surrendered them to tn,
dentist. who was willing to receive them
for consideration. A twelfth must go
As | took the chair of torture, re
marked that il was four footed molal
end would hurt.
Take gas" suggested the dentist.
What is gas?"
Nitrogen monOxide. the best anRs.
the;ic known. II is harmless and serve.
we'll
..lH take it; give me enough.
The dentist brought forth rubber
bag. the wooden muzzle of which he
thrust into my mouth.
With bound sprang into the air. i
attempted To fasten my hold upon some
thing. but everything gave way-even s
giant elm came up by the roots. real
lied that had but a few minutes tC
live. All my friends saw every one
were watching me. NV deeds. good
and bad. filed past me. ] will not say
which formed the longer procession. A
man 10 whom l had given pewter
quarter asked me how l liked il. and
said he knew that would come tO ii.
Now was going upward. and wheE
l had reached great height swOoped
down like bird of prey and dashed
through a wall Of solid masonry-jusi
one hundred feet thick by actual meas
urement. A dozen times ] scared alofi
and o. many times | sailed down. Wher
| descended all the stone fences. cob
bles. powders and trees ran 10 meet me-
| hill them all. Now / wss ascending
again. but in different manner. a
balloon, niles in circumference wa.
bearing me upward. cling tn il.
Mower part with my teeth. My hands
were in my pockets, for the air wa
chilly. Above me was the balloon ear
and ont of ID leaned man resembling
the dentist. La his hand he held an irn-
mense pair of tongs. He regarded III,
with evident displeasure.
We were rising NJ fearful rate of
speed-so fast, indeed. that could mol
shut nv eyes. The wind blew the lids
open and held them back. At last the
man in the ear said: Now I'll pull
that tooth: Won mus, cling with your
nose while pull" obcyed, knowing
that MAS in his power. The tooth came
ont On the end of the tmgs. and was
placed in the car. Soon after heard
tumuit ~ the ,car above. The dentist
appeared and shook his clinched hand
at ma anu shouted: ''ConfOund yourold
tooth. II ~ growing SD fast that IL vii!
crowd mr oui. Pretty fellow. yOu arr.
to she'd such a mOnstrOus mOlSr. !
thought this was very unkind. I had
not asked him To- pull the tooth, and
how could he responsible for its size:
Again the dentist appeared and cried
in great wrath: Il shall throw ii over
board look OUT Ii did not hit me-
SAW ~ j, whizZed BY tist il Was many
times larger than the Capitol building
al Washington. hoped that none OF
nv friends We're standing where IL
would fall upOn the earth. We were
now near the sun and approaching
nearer 3; lightning speed. The dentist
sat on the edge of the ear. danglcd his
leg and smoked. He had the impndence
Ia ask me why did not smoke. Itwss
50 warm from proximity To the sun that
decided tO GO no further. | relin-
pushed my hold and shouted: Good
10y, old jaw-breaker. Quick a.
thought. insulted, indignant. the den
tiSt rushed for his toDgs. I'm pull
them ALL he said. and rs I fell the
,Ongs heightened and gave chase. but
could not overtake ME.
After falling ali day and ali night,
came near the earth early in the morn
ing. As / few downward gilded
weather-eock on a church steeple
crowed. considered this offensive. and
by some unknown agency arrested my
Eight. and went back 10 the weather
cock and demanded To know what he
meant bv it, He crowed the louder.
This was too great an insult. flew al
him. when. presto, he began % crow
louder, and tO grow larger. | was on
the earth now. fleeing from u mOnsiei
cock. The church and Steeple were still
attacked la him. but ne had become SCI
much larger that they were no impedi-
ment. I demonstrated with him. but
his only reply was blow from the foot
that held the church and steeple. He
was on the point of dancing bornpipe
on my stomach, when / emerged into q
new world in time 10 hear the dentist
say: There IL is" at the same time
holding mp tooth. Did YOU know
when pulled it?" "Yes, saw you
and your tOngs pulling, but felt it not.
You were great while about il, How
long nave been here?' The dentist
consulted his timepiece. .'One minute
and twenty seconds. Fiery Otha
Saturday.
A French work OF hctiOn Is soon to
appear in English which is causing
much interest, as from its peculiar con-