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Bennett aged 22 months and days. . .-..,-, s,..o.
Funeral TgssS a eares S M ns
BowNE-At westcheser, August 20 Thomas b. Bovine son
OF the late sidney b BOVINE In ms Sote year s
Train rain leaves We; Harlem River station at 9lop
Carriages Will be in waiting at depot
CovERT-At the residence Of her sonin,lav. VALENTINO
fSsT n Ss ga yesT q ssT age
Tuesday, the 3lst inst. at II o'clock m ,..,.
Carriages IN aendance at Locus! Valley on arrival OF Tram
saideniy William Cook, Of Cambridge Mass. aged a
New.Haven and Springfield papers please copy.
DE- MOTTE-At his residence the 29th inst- Thomas
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
DoLLNER-on sunday August 30. Harold Dollner in tho
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
DWIGHT-At summit y. J., August % 1856 George s.
Burial at Roseiae Cemetery orange, n. j. Monday All
EAGLEs-suaaenly at Blue Mountain lake r " on F
day. August q ss3 Ernest y9ansesi son % ih0H anu
Relatives invited to attend the funeral ser
Sess RON e. j. on fassdss the Sis inst
cRovER-At Caldwell NswJssey on Era1 1yv morning
Relatives friends invited 70 attend her 9neTa rom na
her late residence 81 wsshingtons~' Newark NJ on
MONDAY the 90th, at 2ocock p IL
rnterment private. go,
James hsfs resdenes II cranest Elizabeth " J..
| Monday the 3Oth instp at p IL
HARTsHoRNEOn sunday, the 2sth inst at the residence
q his son charles IL amne Hartshorne q Black Point
| eeabrght ~ j. IN the 18TH year OF his age
| Notice of funeral hereafter
| Selma, Ala papers please copy.
EENDRICKsON-On Friday August p, Adeline HendrcK.
son widow OF the j. Lloyd HendricKson aged % years
RELATIVES and friends attend the funeral Io
her late residence, MddIe0wn NewJersey, on Monday
| August 80. at = O'Clock y. M
KIRTLAND-On Thursday, August 26 Charles A hrtAhd'
age So. ,.... ~. A.
| Monday, August 30 al ! 30 A. H.
| Interment al Bridgeport, Conn.,
KNAPP-At rest after long illness, on Friday August 70
SANFORD Norris eldest OF SANFORD H. anu Oeoiss
\ Knapp. IN the 23d yeaT Of his age; ,,,, poobs,,,
at the residence OF MS iaueI Al
g. on Monday the 30th nst at 5ocloeA Ii the AeeE'
- q, MI.
LRCoUNT-At New Rochelle, Saturday. August - Phs5s
lie Count widow the late william lie SOuhI IL INC GU
u her age ro.houa nj, Tps.aav
August 81 at O'Clock p N
sWAN-on saturday August D. Margaret c. Swan, in her
pes and friends are invited attend her funeral rom
her late residence 20 Mscdougas, on TUESDAY inc 'As'
| inst o'clock D. m - .
| Londonderry and Belfast papers please copy
| UEMPIF-At New. Rochelle. August 20 Albert J Wemp1
oldest child OF Henry and COrnela j. Nempe ase' "a
md friends OF the family invited 70 attend the
from the residence parents, al foche
| on "Wednesday, September l. at D. IL
| Iuterment WOoiawD Cemetery
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THE PRESIDENT IN THE Ap1koyDAo KS.

SARANAC I'm, n. Y, Aug. 29.-Joseph A.
P.a presdent of the American Agricultural and Dairy
Association called upon President Cleveland to-day 10
convey AL invitation to attend the National Agricultural
Convention, which meets in Philadelphia on September
Ia Mr. Real assured the President that the farmers
we're well pleased With his action in signing the Oleo-
margarine bill. The President IN reply, expressed the
fullest sympatby the agricultural interests OF the
conntry lie could give Mr. Real no ENCOURAGEMENT
that the invitation would be accepted, the plans al
made his vacation would occupy his time fuy
until far in septe mber .
TIE season for hunting deer Ia al hand and II is not
unEely that the President and some OF his friends WIZ
consttfe A party which will leave Ssrsnac Inn TINS
week 10 en- gage In this sport The Presidents party
spept dc the day GU the piazzas OF their log caOn
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CALL TO COLORED VOTERS.
THE REPUBLICAN UNION AND PROTECTIVE CLUB
ISSUES AN ADDRESS

THE REPUBLICAN UNlON AND SLS ID
ISSUES AN ADDRESS.
The officers of the Republican Union and
Protective Club of the City and County OF New-fork
have issued the following address to the coored voters
sAmercan citizens is your duty. as well a. your
insstimable privilege, to pHrform your snare OF lhe
political worE maintaining the principles TOT when
many Of your sacrificed upon the altar OF
liberty; by which, and through when. tnls
IL is duty which you owe 10 yourse.Ves,
your poserity the Nation and the community III "hlch
Won live 10 so order your methods and unite your forces
that effective work may be accomplished In seectng
shape destiny OF your country and COMMUNE as
you must Inevitably abide the result OF their Legislation
This is Government OF the people, Tor tue people,
and by the people" Your sufrages are required 70
elect an Justice OF Court OF Appeals OF
this state several Congressman, twenty-iou Assembly,.
men, the latter take part In the selection OF
States Senator from this State II Is hghy
essential for the welfare OF the coioren Psop.e
he elected for tho Senate. Mayor superior Tour'
Jud &c and other county officers are to be elected
YOU see that this a very important election mere
fore II becomes duty call your attention 20 tne
organization which was adopted oy US anu su'H'~'u
py the coiored OF the county. -
Inasmuch as II worked admirably IN Tue Iss. e"u a.
nsien We ask your active united corporation ~
calling your district organizations WIN me
and delegates the Republican Union aha fFoec,lNe
Club OF the City and County OF New IorE whlch eiec
on of delegates 10 be held or before septenoer IL
There deal OF political WORK 10 De doue IN tue
two months before the general election and We nope
mat tn. Republicans will delay taxing hold anu
completing the work. Further notice VIII De gwen OF
the time and place OF holding the annual meeting Oh INC
JACOB n. srMMs president, No 107 west Tenih-st.
AusrON ALLEN secretary. % East Houston-st
NetC York, August 50, 1885,
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MATTUFWss


LORD LoNsDALE's GREAT UNcLE:|II Inc
VarlJ oe..rlpes the grandunce OF the present Loru
1919 - 40 died IN 1872, as wicked" aud adds that
T6acEsr.y drew niln as Lord Colcncnm. would vasty
Ia 10 rnow what IL Edmunds authority Tor the state
-, vn,ch In my opinion. II simply a freak OF MS
,maS;nasn Il Is perfectly well known that this LorI
In1sIsis wa. the original OF the LORI EsAdA!e %
- %nntag.hv ana ,ncred ana most Assursly LORI
r.Sais AMI Lord COlchicum were not drawn rom 1ho
M 49,, a matter fact, Lord Lonsdae was
diyar nan who nked TO enjoy life. He exerclse1
s 1J ,mnsnss innusnce In politics for more than lory
"a ht- a.csndency among Inc Torres was CLOSELY
) osis 20 that which enjoyed bJ 'ne DUKE 9
nad,nrJ Who died in l56l among tue wings Edmund
Deulo.n 49, =, aim with Lord Coohicum Ia simply
non.snse and rubbish. and 10 theory oaseo upon =
Numbering and defective knowleaee oi ~. .e az Vii
ac,sr A nsrusal OF "ConingsOT and iAnereu Wa
500. q atRmnnd'. erronsous impresson.
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rurJ,pAygsg NAVAL OFFICERS.

General Count Saigo, Commander -Chiet
OF the Roy japanese Navy and his stan OF seven SUD
ordinate officers, tour OF inspection OF the
various navies Of the world arrived at the windsor 10
tel from Newport saturday night and spent sunday
In taking needed rest To-day the Count VIII 20 "a
Long Branch and his STAFF will visit places OF inferred
in the city The entire party expect to spend
Brooklyn Navy Yard. and Wednesday 81 WlletCe
Point Lieutenant seaton Schroeder, of the United
States Navy, who has been detailed By Secretary Will
ney 70 assist japanese officers In gathering nornt
ton about the American Navy will accompany them =
the latter places The Count and MS party viii sail
for Liverpool Saturday, and will return TO Japan by
way OF the suez Canal.
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OBITUARY..


CLEVELAND, Aug. % (SpeciaD.-Rufus r.
spaldns died here to-day, age eignty-eight he was
born at West Tsbury Marthss Vineyard and graduated
avail. fs1- On leaving college be read law with
Chief Justice swift Of Connecticut After residing
year in Arkansas he came to OHIO He served nun
OF wears In tho Legislature Democrat, and was sue
seCueuty elected the supreme Court bench 10 lco-
Judge spading joined the Free Soiero and neped or
ganize the Republican party. ne rcpreseh'eu tno
XyIIItn District in Congress for two terms Judge
spaldlng prominent Free Mason, snd was scuys
in restoring the order s former footing after the
ny the mysterious disappearance OF Nor
gan about hfty years ago.
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THE COOL WAVE FAILED TO ARRIVE.

New Workers who Anticipated the arrival OF
the cool wave yesterday were disappointed The heat
OF Saturday fingered In the streets all night and oy
not promising OF
better weather There cooi fresh
br.ez on the bay and those who 20 the Battery re-
osived some OF It's benefits but the enpersture OF the
breeze Increased had gone over many blocks OF
heated BRICK ana AS soon as IL De-
came apparent that the day was gong
TO be hot people turned IN crowds toward
the and surface we're almost deserted and
the great Of the population seemed 10 have lefI
showed lower record than Saturday Al a. n. II
Indicated 100, a. IL N. TT and az p m So. The
maximum WAS
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GAINES AHEAD IN THE PETERSBURG DISTRICT.

GAIN Is AHEAD N DE L I1-I'~I : - = p.
PETERSBURG, Va, Aug. % (Spec'dD. line
most turbulent political meeting that has been held III
Petersburg for long time was the Republican CITY
Co,v.,,,on la.t night TO elect delegates the
veutiou which meets here Wednesday TO nomi-
nate a candidate for Congress from the lVth Con-
gressional District 1t fully an hour before
temporary chairman could be elected. Tne
convention was composed OF siIty-four delegate
fortyeght ooored and sixteen white VINO Represented
two factions the Gaines faction and anti-Gaines FAC
ton After midnight the convention without doing
anything adjourned until TO night The Gaines
faction ned a convention OF their own and elected six
teen delegates the Congressional convention pledged
for Gaines. The Congressional convention Will De COM
possd of lie delegates Senator Gaines says that he
already has hiyhve delegates instructed 10 vote for
him The number OF votes necessary for choice Ia NIFTY
nine The DnwlddIe County deleaates have been in
trncted 10 vote for Malone he will accept the nomi-
nation There Is some probability that colored man
vii; he mt In tho field, and II so, J. Mercer Langson.
nrssdent of the Virginia Normal and Collegiate lnsti
tute will the man.
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without succesa He cleaned cellars grass
shed, done anything he could got that he
might carry home 1T night his pttance, days
IN ess than other finding nothing to do.
Hs cannot employment even TO dig In sand bank,
necause he does not belong TO union" How can he
,o.n . union when he has not cents to spare. let
alone S.
Inave helped him far o. In my power. and can
vouch for being sober aud honest Twice have his
household goods been put the sidewalk from inability
TO pay the He does AK for money but work.
Can or any OF the readers OF The TRIBUNE help him
TO a situation porter or something of that sor any
thing In fact to keep the wolf from the door ="
A sYMPAIHIZER-
Netc- York, Aug. 27, 1885.
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FIRST distributed AT LAKE GEORGE.

HuLErT's LANDING. LAKE GEORGE, Aug. ~
speciaD the arrival OF the special train containing
THE yEw-YoRK TRIBUNE and The Ner- York Herald TO-
day at Cad well yachts at once started distributing the
papers Soon after starting was noticed that me
Reralds boat Was changing her course and went FOR
tho vs.t nd. skippnr the east bank from Caldwell to
Bolton. THE TRiBuNE's yacht delivered THE TRIBUNE
nj all landings on sides OF tho lake and OVERLOOK
me herald Yacht passing and maintaining the lead
to the finish THE TRIBUNE acht beat all previous re-
for time Excited crowds greeted the VICTORIOUS
hoar
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rsutucky fair with big long sarlands OF
yrlncs. nodded ms prou1 assent Inc party tnsn
nrcueh several streets and caroused In sew
Yfceessss ~ We-known reputation, In one OF Wnlen
tra asu ar the prizs In charge Of accomno
they sm.iss A. p. m. Mr.. ssdgwick returned 10
a. note looking the worse for wear out wearing
prS Se Of the alleged special envoy the TAX
Ine .o-r \ "A members OF the American colony ~
~ N over the disgrace brought upon ,no
tnil o. name ~ . man selected By the Adminsua
49, tnr a delfcats mission.
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OBITUARY NOTES.

Edwin G. Clark, one of the oldest and best
known printers New York. died at his home on Jer
sey City Heghts on saturday evening After orei III
ness He was iu sixty ninth and had been In
the employ OF The Sun since 1858. For NUMBER OF
years he employed on TIE TRIBUNE under Horace
rseey and regarded one OF the best proOfreAd
ers In New York. The funeral Will be held az his home
this evening.
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 90 (SpeeiaD.-Josepn T. Iemple'
the NH Al thropist, died here this morning.
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Middle Atlantic States. Lake region and Ohio VsilsH
the two latter districts hsrs eoudnsss and ese1
rains generally light Another cold wave appeared u
Montana Dakota and Minnesota threatening HIGHT fross
tosghs in the northern part Of Michigan and wsesnsn
The barometer here was steady with fair skies uns@
night, and then some oloudinsss. The tsmperaturo
RANGED between Tao and &c., tss average 08Sst
being 1919. hisher than on the corresponding dAy -
year. ana is' higher than on Saturday.
Stationary or slightly lower TEN psrature end tsndear
ey 70 eloudiness possibly By sht rain may =
expsctsd In this oty ana Vicinity to-day AZ present
cooler. partly condy weather. with chance of rain.
indicated for Tuesday; fair aud cooler, Wednesday.
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4 CASE THAT CALLS FOR ASSISTANCE.

To Ms AdUOr OF The TTfbans.
SIR: Knowing your willingness ever to help
those distress and poverty to ask the favor
OF tnis insertion your coumns am calling m, AZ.
tention Of the charitsby disposed To family named
Rowe. living No 449 East Nineteenth ST. New-York
The wife and infant have bsen seriously H. bot are
better There are four or ave children, only one Of
whom 10 old enough TO work she earns frine e.cn
week. but had 10 give that up for time TO remain AZ
home and care for the mother while H. The father "A
walked the streets day after day 10 work bal
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EARLY AT THE HOTEL KAATERsKILL

HOTEL KAArEKsKILL, Aug. 29 tSpeciah.-
THE sUSpAr TRIBUNE arrived here by special trains
over the Ulster and Delaware and stoneJ Cove ana
Kaaterskin Railroads AZ u 1s NJ to-day THIS was I'D
time for the guests OF hotel TO read THE TRIBUNE a.
the breakfast table The trip made to day was one Oh
the fastest ever made by any railway train 10 Ilis
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THE WEATHER REPORT

GOVERNMENT INDECArEoSs-FOR 81 UoUR1
WASHINGTON, August 29.-For New-Eng-
land. Eastern Eew-York, Eastern Pennsylvania New
Jersey Delaware Maryland, fair weather southery
winds nearly stationary temperature.
For Western New-YOrk, Western Pennsylvania, West
virginia and thence Mssiss ppi, local rains
southsrly winds becoming westerly, slghuy cooler
clearing in the west at night.
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Home Secretary Is not likely to be questioned; and
his proper legislative work is varied sndimportsns
man who IL responsible tor public ORDER pubic
health and public justice has no sinecure aud there
is perhaps no Office more trying to new hand than
the Home Office. q. ". 8.
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FREE TRADE ADDRESSES.

oNE Issued BY THE FREE TRADE LEAGUE WHILE
spEAKER CARLISLE is STILL AT WORK on HIS.
WASHINGTON, Aug. 20 (Special. Speaker
Carlisle Is chairman OF committee appointed by the
Revenue Reformers OF the House at the con-
ference held just after the Morrison Dill was killed. 10
prepare an address to the country. The ad-
dress will probably be issued during next month
Rafors leaving Washington Speaker Carlisle said tht ne
ond prepare first draft OF II at Deer Park on DIS
wav nome This will be submitted 10 the members OF
he and will then De Issued IL Is not expect
al that this address will find place in the Democratic
cmn.gn text book which 10 designed for circulation
~ PsnnsylyauIa Ohio New Jersey, well as In iii
nois Indiana and Kentucky. In conjunction win the
adverse report the Randall bill In tue Committee on
W.. and Means and Randas speech in reply, the ad-
dress would make a chapter which would DO extremely
interesting IN some respects.
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THE WORK OF ForR LITTLE GIRLS.

&c "e hdttor Of The Tribune.
SIR: we four little girls have taken great
pleasure IN working for your Fresh-Ar Fund this
mer Eacn little gil has had the help OF her mamma
Ruth s 100 little 70 sew. but mamma did go mucn
help that want 10 add her nam. We had our fair
eaurcsy sernoon, on our mont piazza aud nc!ose the
proceece soO ne nope u may make acme children
happy. Yours, truly
HLe4L LILLY, ErNA sAYRE.
GRACE MORRIS Hpes Wnorsox
Ruth guernsey.
Sparta y. T., Aug. %, 1856
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GOSSIP FROM OYER The SEA.
From Lih London

All THE "RooKING He WANTED.-A son
OF an American Senator came over from AnStleH 49,
makers moth at that meeting and GoOdwooi lie msy
he seen no waiting for remttances from MS tatne, ~
rookins ne Intends 10 do this su inner.
ArroRVEY-GENERAL MATTHEW'S IRISH
:, rHrEs-Ibsre really great deal 100 mncn De
Mr.. Mattne political = IN
cnr,sists~cv twenty ago he was HALL fenlan'
xn.teyer mat may and literary beasle Las JUST ~
covered that no subscribed $50 10 Tue rsn hono he
Ie.gue 10 the year Of grace l-'i
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NAVEL MaoOyE IN r0wy.

Daniel Magone, Collector Heddens successor,
arrived in the city from Albany Oh ss'urps' n.ens
-, ,nm.d,stsly 10 The Everett Houss. Few people
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David A. Wells. " 6. summer. Everett r "heeier'
Horace White, Daniel Drake Smith, W. N slngerly,
william Cullen CASTOR. Henry Phnlpott anu
Others. was adopted at meeting OF ne ~
:" American Free Traders " held Oh August L.
II saws tnat inability OF large Democratic ma
iorty in the National House of Representatives TO pass
nil for tari reform looking only TO the removal OF
heavy burden Of tsxstioL from few grea INDUSTRIES
and the refusal OF the representatives OF tue
artv and their aDs consider the abatement OF
tsTf taxation In any degree imperativey calls Tor ag
gress1ve and Incorporating political action oy tne
Randall fercely for his position on the tarn question
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knew of his presence the city and consequently he ss
capped the imporunate oceseekers who looking for
him. BE left hotel early yesterday morning and had
not returned at q late hour last night
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS

In the diagram continuous white line shows ths oArometr
cal varaton. oDseryed AT signal service station 70 jas
city yesterday BY Of dots relative hun or Isi
OF Of with mostnra nnlcs1eo
Longer represent N temperature -
t.re1 by rns Thermometer HadRuts pharmacy NO 40
broadway.
1RrBuss OvYicE, AGs. 3o-i m'-lhe COOL "s'e
which ann.sr.a IN the Northwest late week keps
vol north and affected Upper Ssv-EngiAnd dsoidsdiy
yesterday. But the heat continued undated In the
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GIVE READY ATTENTION AND PROMPT TREAT.
MEsr to oil Affections OF the Bowels Darrhes. Cholera
Morbus, Dysentery, ETC. DR.. Jayns's Carminarve Bal
sam affords immediate relief. and speedily cures thess
MIA ANITA g.
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DIED.

Ladies desiring Rosy Cheeks and Clear Complexion WITH
OF Paint Powder OF Cosmetics, try Royal Elh
80 cts per bottle.
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Special Notifies
---------7-7777.777
Ninth season.
MRS. NC ( l. X A 1 H .
HOMEMADE,

PRESERVED,
sPICED FRCITA
Jelies Jams Pickles and Mlnce Meats -
prre PEI Currnt ely made OF curran Juice anu sugar.
az, nofsins else Everything put up IN glass Jars Send
Goods stored until Fall For prices references
orueI eaay, S MT, SARAH :. McELkAIH,
&C. H1"Ao'' 8y3 DegraW l., Brooklyn y. y.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-03
NOTES ANn GOSSIP.

EN-CoNGREssNNN PEBBLE NJ Indiana de-
liyers fourth Of July Grafton to-day at
GrcoDsburg ia that state.
FoILowINd Is an inscription on Greek
urn "l mourn for Orcstcs Amset, the
Blessed, who is in this jar"
Mn. CLEVELAND ought totakc N Boston
on his summer trip in the interest Of trade.
There is $4,000 waiting to b. ut when
he comes Boston Record.
SINCE 1869 gold mine ct Grass Valley,
CAL, has declared monthly dividends to the
amount Of SO, 100000 or more than 81, l,10J
per share Of the par OF 500.
MARSHAL IlALsrEAD, sou Of Murat Hal
stead and recent graduate Of Princeton,
has become the New York representative OF
the Cincinnati Commercial Gu5ctc.
MR. W. G. PRIME, the literary executor
Of General Mcclellan, is arranging the Cen
erals Memoirs OF the Civil War AMI Will
bring them out carly in the autumn.
MRs. NELLIE GRANT SARroRts, who Is
now at her home in the Isle Of Wight, in
tends to visit her mother during the su n
mer after taking short trip TO the
Continent.
DR.. SAMUEL s. ADAMS OF Washington
continues to denounce the kissing habit.
We fear the good man goes into Washing
ton society too much. He should stay at
home and calm down. lPhiladelph News.
CAPTAIN LYLE, for some years connec ted
with the armory in Springfield, has recently
returned from Europe, whittier he was sent
TO examine the process of manufacturing
very discourtcous treatment especially in
England
The Washington critic., 1886-07-03
THE MODEL EDITOR.

man who runs paper
should know every human caper,
And hold up the torch Of knowledge like a
cleaning midnight taper.
lie should be profound as Plato,
PLANT as a boiled potato,
And as humble 10 his patrons as "a street aud
crossing scraper.
He should honor In his journal
Every captain, crank and colonel
And dish up their proud achievements IN q
hodge pOdge cooked diurnal
He should pun-the hardened liar
Clubs and concerts, church and choir,
With long adJectiyes, sOnOrOus, sweet, Sc
raphlc and supernal
lie must write the funny column
That makes all his readers solemn.
With the fashions, frills and hOunCes furbe-
lows and-what d ye call emf
Quell the cOpytcud's wild reYel,
bquelch and massacre the deyl,
And put on brow VI thunder that shall
petrily and appal EN-.
lie must be a news reflector
OF the lyceuia and lectuf',
And rain down his tahy torrents on the vet
eran nilk Inspector.
lie must be prompt adviser
To each foreign king and kaiser,
And keep out his keyhole telescope 10 dodge
the bill collector
Lynn Union.