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Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Try DR.. Chipm ANS Tonic Mixture u
you are run down, have no appetite and
are troubled with dyspepsia. Drug
gists.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15
sooTTs EMULSION oE PURE

Cod Liver OIL, with Hypophosphites,
In Pulmonary Affections and Scrofulous
Diseases.
DIR. Ira NJ. LANG, New York, says:
"I have prescribed Scott's Emulsion
and used II In my family and am great
lly pleased with 1t Have found it very
Iserviceabls in ecrofulous diseases and
Pulmonary Affections.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Mr. L. B Kiefer, OF Lancaster, Pa,
wfote us:-Having o sprained leg Of
AIN ost thirty da stouiipg, and aftel
iry ing half . dozen advogtsed prepara
ions IL tie ulalkst without satisfacto
.ry results, tsitd Salvation Oil, and IL
So than three days my leg was al
right again. There's n9tniag like it.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15
Coughs,

Browns Bronchial Troches are used
with ad vantage to alleviate coughs, sore
threat and bronchial affections. S1lc
only in boxes.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Persons wishing to buy Christmas
presents, either for ladies or gentleman,
would aaye money by going to HARr's,
4ie Ring street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Bring the children to zee old Kriss
eight days before Christmas, ut Ida Nc
Cams, Seventh and TatIall streets.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

DR. ChipDan's Pits prevent and cure
Headache, Bilioususss, Malaria, Dya
pepsia, Consti patton. One trial vii
convince you of their merit. Druggists
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Pstridges, Rsbbits, Ducks, Squirrels
and Pheasauss, at Taliey's stalls Eight
street market.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

At Yerser's, 4l9 5hipley stress, yon
will find tae largest assortment oi
frames and pictures in the State. Prices
below all others.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

PAschall Pete rson was hit on The head
By falling brick at Pierce & Beeson's
yard, on Monday, which N ade slight
wound.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

for 1O'., and Celluloid toilet oases SO, d
better case for the money than ever be-
lore offered. N. B. Danforth, Druggist,
Second and Market.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

70 6ne cabinet photographs and one
large frame sizs free for 50 90 at Hol-
lano'A photograph gallery, 307 Marke.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

You will want little paper hanging
done before the holiday 9. 80 leave you
order with Jos. FL. Greenman, No Al
King street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

are updoubteCilY the uueQualled Gold,
bere's Crayon Pic ure. Studio, s. w
corner Fourth and Shipley streets
second floor.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Leave your OF der f1r fruit cake at 20
cents a pound, hacd made tors at 20
cents, st Ida McUsnh's, Seventh and
TatDall streets.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

"Rough on Itch" cures skin humors
er1ptions, ring worm, letter, salt
rhoum, frosted feet, chi'blains, itch,
w poison, be-ber's iseh. zoo, jars.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Ladies' all linen, hemsti ,ched hand,
kerchiefs, only l0c., at 416 King sti eat
HART's
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Meyers Gays ne loses o pile of money
by the reductions he max es 10 order to
close out the stock by March 25th.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Tycoon mixtures speciality, 25 cents
a pound, at Mrs Ida Nc cCann's, Sevaplh
aod Tatnall strosta,
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Good goods, low prices, in wall papers
aud window shades 81 No. Alt King 81.
Jos. I'll. Greenmau.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Window shades, all the new and
fashion able colors at os. II. .Greennan's
No. All King street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Wild game of all kinds for sale by
schlice s. Barlow Eighth street market.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Ask your grocer for d. 8. Truitt
pepper sauce.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

No wonder people have confidence
when the beat physicians are pre3crib
ing DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Bir6s aud cages for sale at Harkins
cigar storo, 2O9 West Fourth street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

For good 25, 80 mud Accent oyster,
90 to Hanna's. No. sos Jefferson 81.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

II you want a fine suit, call on Jai
McKeough, 9th and Shipley streets.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Buy q nice picture at Yerger's, All
Shipley street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Q, Is or 35 sen pictures FOR 20 eept'
At Hollands Rallhry, 3e7 Market etrs
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Silver thim6les at Millard f. Davis
0 East Second streeE.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Pictures a. Yerger's, 419 SIMPLE,
street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Lad les eles ant muffs only 85 cts, a
HARr's, 416 King street,
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Millard F. Davis, 9 East Second street
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

wall pAprs. JOS. Il. Greenman, No
All King street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Get your pictures framed at Yergsr's
Ai9 Shipley street,
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15
bargains In Carpets,

A line OF short length tapestry and
body Brussels, comprising the best
makes and suitable for small rooms,
etc. Body Brussels, $50. Tapestry,
55c. AtG WorrelPs, 820 and 823 Mar
ket street.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

For carpets-Cranor s. Co.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Fine imported Garry powier. Tay-
lor 8 Fullerton, 302 King st.
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Walnut csndy at Ferguson, IL E. I'd
Daily Republican., 1886-12-15

Plenty OF Time.
Holiday pictures. Come r ght a. ay
10 J. Paul Browns, GIT Market str OF.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
THE TYPICAL GRADUATE.

This is the time of year when the grad
yates swarm like locuStS. The crop this
year seems to be quite up to the average.
Gradual ties of all sorts encounter you every
where. There are the fair young girls who
will next year be the rosebuds of society.
They come in lawn and ribbons, armed
with essays that are pretty, but you don't
know what they near. There are the grad
yates of the musical institutions, who
spread themselves over the length and
breadth Of the land, making their presence
known by their screeching of all sorts of
vocal music from ''Casta Diva" to sally
in an Alley" and by their fantasies on the
pianos, which are bane to so many neigh
borhoods. The youthful sprigs of the clergy,
limbs of the law and twigs of medicine
come before us with their orations, and will
soon be about trying to get the signboards
painted on credit.
The college graduate is one of the types.
the man of muscle and the man of brain.
Probably the former predomnates, and it
is we'll that they do. A young man whose
college course has served no better purpose
than to develop his Drawn to a degree fit
ting him for the position of captain of the
''tug-of-war" or the Stroke-oar in the col
lege crew. does not, perhaps, speak
eloQuently in favor of our institutions of
learning, but he is much more edify-
ing spectacle than the sickly youth whose
head and body bear about the relative pro-
portions of those of tadpole. and whose
brain is scarcely nouriShed by his attenuated
body. By reason OF that quality in human
nature which causes us to admire and envy
those characteristics that we do not possess.
the youth whose power has all been concen-
trated In his Uranium looks with awe and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
Current of Public Opinion in Minneapolis
as Shown by Straws Of Terse
Thoughts.
Many Men Of Many Misunderstanding on
Public Matters and Little Per-
sonal Foibles.
Short Hats in the Busy Rush of Bust
ness and Pleasure to Say
just This.
Said in the Quiet and Said for Print
But Certainly Said and
Purposely Said.

Mayor Ames-The city should provide me
with a stenographer. There are enough letters
here some days to keep shorthand writer
going week. My salary as mayor won't
admit of any such luxury.
G. p. Silloway-I don't half like the idea of
these motor shops at Nicollet and Thirty-frst.
They will injure the very choicest reSid ence
portion of the city.
Capt. James c. Daly-I have changed my
mind. The wild desire had to meet Cardiff
for ten rounds has vanished. All want is q
place to rest.
Oryille Rinehart-I want to rush into pub
lie print to repudiate an alleged interview
with me, which I am told appeared in one of
the Republican organs few days since, reia-
tive to Robert L. Kelly's course in the post
Office matter. entertain the highest respect
for Mr.. Kelly's efficient aid in the last cam
pafgn, his earnest efforts in behalf Of Col.
Glenn and the way he stays by his friends.
The interview, as l am told it appears, does
me an injustice and is not an expression OF
my sentiments in any respect.
Sheriff. Brackett-Nothing going on in this
department. I seldom have seen it so quiet.
Police Officer-What's the good of having
health officers and street commissioners UNI
less they attend to their business. II they
are there only to draw pay, its all right, but
if they were put there to work, its all wrong.
My Boarding House Keeper-f you don't
like the meals here you had better go some
where else. If you want spring chicken and
the like every day for Sc week, why, you
can't get it.
Aid. Philips-There is no question but what
better attention should be given to the clean
illness of some portions of the city.
Harry Ganz-There is not money enough in
the city to buy to buy my dog Fanny. I've
had her seven years now and I'm going to
keep her.
Mayor Ames-St Louis evidently does not
know that Mr.. Pillsbury is no longer mayor,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
BETHLEHEM ACADEMY.
An Educational Institution OF Which
Faribault is Proud.
Sketch of Father Mazzuchelle--W ork
of the Dominican Sisters.

Among the many institutions for which
FaribauIt is justly famous, and of which
we have recently made brief mention in the
columns of the GLOBE, Bethlehem Eacademy
holds all honorable place. Conducted by
the Sisters of the order of st. Dominic, it
affords young ladies educational advantages
not surpassed by any boarding. school in
the Northwest. The accompanying
cut represents the Institution, nest
ling among the thick shrubbery, which
makes such inviting shade for the studious
young lady. In order to get at the history
of Bethlehem we must go back into the
forties. Among the great men conspicuous
in the history of the vigorous young West
there are few that have left afteI them
more substantial proofs Of their untiring
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
SUNDAY SILHOUETTES.
Experience of Man Who Had His Face
Stroked By Waxen Feminine
Fingers.
The Individual Adjustable Back
Patented BY Girl Who Rides
On a Street Car.
The Crop of Graduates SwarIning
Like Locusts--The Athletic and
the Sfckly Youth.
A FEMALE SHAVE.
Chicago Tribune

OulCdSO
Have you ever undergone shave from a
razor welded by a feminine hand? No?
Well. don't. L have; was lured into it by
one who calls himself my friend, but am
constrained to observe that he who would
perpetrate such barbarities in the sacred
name OF friendship is not worthy even to
be called a casual acquaintance. I will re-
frain from giving the precise locality of the
shop where one can be scarified and other
wise submitted to torture. 1 would
not have other misguided persons. I'M
warned by my fate, compelled to
be fayed alive as I was. Let it suffice
to say that it is ON the West side. I had
often thought how agreeable it must be to
have my face stroked by waxen feminine
fingers, while the razor was guided over a
field of stubble by the hand that is so deft
at soothing the brow of care OF sewing on a
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
MINNETONKA LILIES.
Seen Through Lorgnette While Waiting
Under the Gaslight Last Evening
at the Lafayette.
The Sad Confession of Champagne Bot
tie Who Died at Sunday
School Picnic.
The Bulletin Announces a Yacht Re-
gatta and Display of Fireworks
for Morrow.
A Few Paragraphs Concerning Peo-
pie Who Have Visited and VIII
Summer Here.

This week has been rather gay at Mime
tonka, as the tropical weather of the past
few days has driven many people to the
hotels, and private excursions have been all
the rage. The orchestras of the hotels have
arrived and their music, together with the
dances. have attracted the multitude from
the cities. Hotel managers have powdered
the crowsfeet out of their broad foreheads
and look at their checkbooks with less an
guiSh than in the preceding weeks. OF
course the great social event Of the week
was the ball last night at the Lafayette,
which was well-attended and was in all its
details delightful. Next week fireworks,
regattas, excursions, fetes and parties are
bulletned at the various hotels and cot
tages, and many visitors are expected.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

were elegant and striking. Among those
noticed were Miss Kelly of st. Paul, attired
in white MULE: Miss Mamie Kelly. white
wool. no lilies; Miss Vanderanter, pale green
silk, lilies; Miss Symes pink mule, diamonds,
Mrs. Harbaugh, black silk, diamonds; Miss
Haynie, Springfield, O., lemon tulle. roses;
Miss Boyd, white tulle; Misses Hunter,
black silk; Mrs. A. B. Wilgus, st. Paul,
black silk, lace overdreSs; Mrs. Maj. Camp,
Miss Hammer of Chicago, sea-foam dress
with Partisan front; Miss Jennie WILDER,
blue silk; Miss May Burrough, cream serge
with velvet Among those seen at the ball
were:
Mrs. E. simonton, Miss simonton, c.
B. Gilbert, W. n. Armstrong, A. S. Nash, Mrs.
7. NJ. Titcomb. o. W. Brenezee, Ed Van Cor
don, Misses Nae Bracket, Alice Kenyon,
Mr.. George t. Wood, W. t. Kelly,
Jr., Miss Kelly. Miss Mamie Kelly,
Johnson, Ed E. Davidson, A. E. Wilgus and
wife, J. G. Kimball, Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth
Clark. Mr.. and Mrs. W. B. Warner, Miss Anna
Warner, Richmond Warner, Mr.. n. Gilchrist
and wife, St. Paul; Mrs. n. II. Herrick,
Boston; Mr.. and Mrs. A. D. Cotton, Miss
Cotton, Mr.. and Mrs. Wiley Tendolph, Miss
Eva Tindolph, L. w. Tindolph, John III. Long,
Miss Olive Long, John c. Yawkey, S. L. Wat
son, Mrs. Carens. 6. W, Clark, Jr., A. B. Coe.
W. F. Coe G. D. Thomas, MIR. and Mrs, f. P.
Van Van Volkenburg, Miss Miller, w. L. Nc
Miller, L. a. Ainsworth, Mr. and Mrs. c. H.
Hinchell, Mr.. and Mrs. II. Byrnes. w. H.
Boardman, Miss Wilbur, G. E.. Alden,
c. a. Gilman, M. c. Hamer, George
e. Moulton, Miss May Syme W. c.
Whitney, j. R. Van Derlip, Ed O'Brien, R. E.
Hawkins, w. L. King, II. D. Hopkins, H. L.
Karrick, Minneapolis: T. J. Vreler. Peters
boro, n. H.; T. G. Hayes, Robert S. Pyke,
Peter J. Sheriden, New York; J. w. Graham,
Rockport, Ind; H. R. Eagle, E. E. S. Eagle,
c. Barron, r. w. Kitchell, Miss Hammer, Mr..
and Mrs. w. c. Shorn, r. r. Diam, R. S.
Mason, A. D. cLongworthy, j. Fitz-
gerald, c. Fl. F. Smith, Chicago; Miss
Edward N. McDougal, Prairie Du CHEN;
Miss Nellie J. J. Jones, st. Cloud: Mrs. J. c.
McCleary, Mankato; Mrs. Collins, Elworth,
Wis, Adolph Rogers, L. P. Mitchell, New
Castle, Ind; d. L. French, Cincinnati; A. P.
Mitchell, Bothemus Lyon, G, G. futile, New
York; George Grant, James Crouch
a. L. Borcherdt and wife, Mr.. and Mrs
G. G. Calllins, Chicago; Mrs. S. K. Jones'
Grand Forks; Rev and Mrs. A. P. Greenleaf
Riverside; Mr.. Huggett Jr.; G. K. Pillsefer
Chicago; Miss Baylis Springfield. ILL.,; G. G.
and Mrs. II. l.. Coode, Montana; Miss Madge
White, w. Sallaxfield, st. Paul; E. NJ Little
Elmira, N. Y; j. H. Lyman, Mr.. and Mrs
J. w. Cook, Minneapolis; u. j. Carter
Belleville, Ind. Mr.. and Mrs. George II. Dun.
bar and family, New Orleans; Mr.. and Mrs
Frank Washburn, Mr.. and Mrs. r. S. Hazeu
and child, J. c. Russell, Mr.. and Mrs William
Bartels, Mr.. and Mrs. William j. johnson,
Chicago; Mr.. and Mrs. II. Dunlap, Emporia
Kan; Mis-. A. w. Knight. Miss L. NJ. knight,
j. o. Perego, Brooklyn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
'0stIer Zoe in Rhea's English.

The charming French actress, Mile. Rhea,
has been in this country most of the time
for the past five years. She is said to speak
English. What she does speak may be
gathered from the following partial report
OF her rendition of what she is pleased to
call ''Ustler Joe." but which is known in
English speaking circles as ''Ostler Joe:"
l stood all teve as de soon vent doom by q
greve we're woman lise,
WOO loored men souls to the zores of Yin With
de light of the vanten ice.
who Fang Ike gong dat the ziren Fang DON de
dreacherous a-Looreley height,
Wooze Vace a fair to a sooner day ant wooze
art vas as black as night.
Yet blusm vain would bluck to-day from
de garden abof ere doost-
Not de langworrous leelY of sulless seen nor
dc blod-rid roce of loost.
But zweet vite blusm off hooly lofe dat
grew in re Won green sput
In de crit dessairt off Pharyne's life ware all
vas parched hut.
In de sooner, ven de meadows were acloo
With bloc a rade;
Joe, de ustler de Meegpie, and vair Annie
Smeet we're wade;
Ploomp vas Annie, ploomp pretty, With a
sheek wheel a znow;
E vas anyteeng boot hensum, vas de Meegpie
Ustler Joe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

protector as one could ask for, besides hay
ing your seat partitioned off so that you
won't be crowded to death. Every lady
ought to have one and carry it with her
morning and highland brother Frank will
make me one. sure, if I'll let him. He says
it will save twenty years of my life if I'll
use one, and I believe him. Guess I'll get
some of the other girls to go into the scheme
with me. for Pm afraid should never have
the nerve to do it alone. Goodbye. dear.
Shall tell Frank to make back protector
for v0n9O
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
THE OPENING BALL.
A Brilliant Affair Last Evening at
Hotel Lafayette.

The opening ball at the Hotel Lafayette
last night was ushered in by clouds and
lightning, yet notwithstanding the inclem-
ency Of the weather, was brilliant affair.
There were probably 400 people present,
the list being small on account of the fail
ure of parties from the Hotels st. Louis
and Lake Park to get across the lake. The
order of dances was well arranged, the mu-
SIC superb and the floor under the direction
of Prof. r. II. Evans, the well-known mas
ter. Dispensing with the formal grand
march, the ball was opened with waltz
at 9, and closed at midnight. A great
many were present from a dis
lance. Mr.. P. w. Ketchell, the
society editor of the Chicago Times,
being present. The costumes displayed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

admiration upon the big fellow with arms
like crowbars, who is hopelessly dull and
irredeemably ignorant. The man of brains
often trots submissvely by the side of the
man of Drawn, carrying the paraphernalia
of pastimes and making himself generally
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

know, to be compelled to ride three or four
miles sitting on the edge of your seat and
leaning forward in order to avoid humping
up against the shoulder blades OF one of
these big, bulgy nuisances of the opposite
sex-especialIy if your back is nearly
broken in two already by standing behind
a counter all day."
''I've stood it about as long as Pm going
to, and if the stingy old company doesn't
make change for the better pretty soon
my brother Frank is going to make
me back protector of my own.
Yes. it's my own invention, and I slpose I
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

button. Instead of an ordeal 1 fancled the
process OF shaving tranSmogrifed to placid
and delightful siesta. With this ideal in
mind [ entered the shop to which
my treacherous friend directed me-
The barberess was young and
good-looking. She pushed my head
back to an angle so acute that thought it
would fall off. She placed soiled towel
beneath my chin, covered my face and my
collar with lather that had evidently been
doing service all day and scraped me with
what appeared to be the blade of a rusty
hoe. To groan aloud would have been I'M
manly, so [ contented myself with wincng
and suppressed profanity. When the scarf
fication was completed she anointed my
head and face with what she facetiously
called bay rum, but which I knew was
sulphuric acid.
''How long have you been tonsorial
artist?" l inquired
ga what?"
"a barber'
''Oh, only about a week. You see we're
only learning the trade and practicing.
The proprietor of the shop is going to take
us down town as soon as we learn, and
start shop in the business portion of the
city. Much obliged for letting me practice
Oh you. Fifteen cents, please. Brushw
Valuable Invention by a Workin 70
Girl.
CHICAGO Herald.
"Now that people are talking alb out
street car reforms" said pretty working
girl on West side car. 81 don't see why
they don't say something about these horrid
seats on the open cars. They are just too
g.,
stingy old company can't put few more
boards in the seat backs, or else keep the
seats further apart. Oh, it is
fun, I tell you, to ride down
town sitting behind one of those big,
overgrown men who lop over back and oc-
cupy about one-half of your seat, as well as
all of their own. It's so comfortable. YOU
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04
Arriving Trains
Chicago & MilYankea Ex:

Chicago & Milwaukee Ex.
press. ................ go.
Dubuque and La Crosse
Fast Express. .......,.,.
Chicago Limited. .,.......
Davenport and Calmar Ex
Mason City, Austin, Owa-
tonna, Faribault and
Northfield. .........
Mitchell and Aberdeen Elk
Chicago and Milwaukee
Express
Fast Mail and La Crosse.
Chicago, Milwaukee and
Prairie du CHEN Elk.
Fargo and Ortonvilie Elk. q.
st. Louis Dubuque and La
Crosse Express. .........
A means Daily. B Except
cepted. D except Stature
Additional trains betwet
apolis via "Short Line" lie
for particulars see Short L
ST. PAUL-Chas. Thcmp
1872 East Third street. 81
Agents, Union Depot.
MINNEAPOLIS-W. B.
Agent, No. z, Nicollet Hous
Ticket Agent. Depot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

ought to patent it.
Maybe l could
make enough out
of it to pay my
street car fare fol.
a y a Wv h Q
knows? 1t is so
simple, you see.
Just a little al
rangement you can
carry in your hand
and screw to the
back of a seat in a
few seconds and
have &C Dica q hack
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-04

changed hands. One evening was thrown
in with promiscuous collection of jam and
cakes, meats and preserves and found that
/ was bound for the lake.
Heavens! how / perspired in this close
compartment. and how agitated l became
when l found we were on the water. By
and by heard my new master conversing
with young lady, and from what [ could
hear, it seemed to be a Sunday school
picnic on ship board. How ashamed felt,
too-brought up as [ had been!
The young lady was alone and the young
gentleman begged of her to lunch us. The
conversation grew so interesting that my
master kindly released me and told a
waiter to put me on ice until we landed.
Well, do you know that the young lady
agreed to lunch with my master, and when
we landed we too a most delightful path
through the woods and secured the most
charming place for lunch-yes!
Well, [ had gotten in such good spirits
that l was almost ready to burst with
laughter, for the young lady was so demure.
They ate and talked and then master said
to her: Let me offer you some champagne, :"
and he took off my cap and handled
me severely in uncorking me.
II never drank champagne" said the
young lady. ''You are so kind" and she
looked so archly at my master.
All! this was so charming-this little S.
S. miss.
When the carbonic gas, and the cider,
and the ginger dubbed and frothed in the
glass and she drank it with eyes closed and
murmured Delicious" I laid back on the
grass and laughed.
Well, they emptied me.
After while master grew rather bold
and he said:
''You are so charming! Darling, would
you give topsy wopsy kiss?"
You should have seen that look she gave
him. was trying to hide my bushes.
Sir! What you need is thisy' and she
handed him package and strobe angrily
away from him. l saw her passing through
the trees and then disappear. My master
glanced at the package, said one word
''Tractsw Then seized me up and broke
my neck against the trees. never saw
him afterwards. l am dying, uncared for
unthought of, but this is my true history
written on nv death he'd