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The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
Iceland aud Home Rule.

The king, in council. has to-day signed
II decree authorizing the lord lieutenant
Of Iceland to open an extraordinary SEES
sion Of the Iceland althing on July 90.
The althing was dissolved in October
for having passed a resolution aiming d.
rectly at the self-govsrnment Of the
island; and IA royal proclamation accom-
panying the decree Of dissolution, an.
nounced that, even il the new althing
should pass the resolution. his majesty
would not sanction such subversiOn OF
the existing constitution. The elections
will take place in June.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
LEMON ELIXIR.
\ Prominent Farmer Writes,

Robert station, Jones county, Ga. June
nth. lSN. ny the recommendation of lev.
4. {. Davis, used DIR. Muzleys Lemon Elixir
tor indigestion, debility, AMI nervous pros
tfation, having been n great sufferer for
years, and tried all known remedies for these
diseases, all of which failed. Five bottles Of
Lemon Eli,ir ma,ic new man IT me and te-
stored my strength and energy 50 that can
attend to my farm with all ease and comfort
Tcirr any one to- me. Your friend,
WA u Eurusnx
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06

While Blaine was casting his home
rule "anchor to windward" at Portland.
the Maine democratic convention at
Bangor. 300 strong, was organizing an
earnest, harmonious and enthusiastic
campaign. which puts the republicans
Of that state on the defensive. and II is
by no means certain that they will be
able to hold the fort.-Savanhah News.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06

DRESS MAKING. Mrs. A. r. Capen
will do Dress making at her residence
on Dodge street. First class work guar
anteed. Also. Stamping for Art Em-
brOidery. je6 1w
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
Palatka Wholesale Grain Market.

CORRECTED WEtkLY ny
GAhUNEK& EATON, WHOLESALE UEALLRs IN
FLOUR, GRAM, HAV, LANE, PLASTER,
HAIR, CEMENT, fERriLizERS,
BRICK, BANGOR ORANGE
thuNES. Ere.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
ten. Gor,lon's trick Of polling the

ten. Gorlon's trick Of polling the
crowd at the end Of each Of OF his
specche, is an old and wormy chestnut.
To say nothingof the fact that only the
Gor,i IN men vote and the general al
ways declares the motion carried with
,ut putting the other side. il j. we'll
known fact that crowd is naturally in
clined to vote thoughlessly on any ques-
ton propoun.le,l them by speaker.
Once IN this city Georsc Francis Train,
in "a lecture ut the theater said he would
rather go To the orthodox hell than the
orthodox heaven, and suddenly said,
IAN in favor Of going to hell with me
stand mp" The whole congregation i'm.
mediately rose. but they didn't want to
20 to hell all the same. 40 il is with
ten. t'orlon's voters at his stump speak
ing, Savannah Times.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06

"Philetus Sawyer" writes Mr.. Car
penter. enjoys himself ~ much as any
man in the senate. His big, round. fat
frame is shaken so much by his laughter
that should think its atoms would be-
come mixed into other shapes Il an those
Cor which heaven designed them. When
Sawyer sits down the chair creaks. lie
likes to teh stories, and he enjoys joke
as much as his dinner"
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
4 Prominent Lady.

have not been able in two years to walk
or s'uid without suffering great pain. Since
taking Or. MohcS's Lemon EliAir can walk
halt u mile without The least inconv enichce.
Mira. u. u. ~ oonwoRru, Griihii, Ga.
Sold 10y druggists. Prepared by n. Moziey,
W. D.. Atlanta, IN. i,ile2-
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06

A DELIGHTFUL stopping plare for visi-
tors to st. Augustine. is the Cra,l'lock
House. Table first-class Terms very
reaso nable. Remember the place. t6 Il
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
PAlATKA RETAIL MARKET,

CONNECTED WEEKLY BY
A. VI. HAUGHrUN \ BRO-. Wholesale AND
RETAIL GRocERS, PHENIN BLOVK.
FALATkA FLA
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
CORRESPONDENTS
PALATKA, FLA, JUNE 6. 1886.

II the party now in possession Of my
watch and chain will propose plan To
return the same. l will pay more than
could be otherwise realized. and ask no
questions. Call on OF address j. H..
Hibbard. t6-9t
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-06-06
PAlA1KA WHOLESALE MARKET,

CONNECTED WErkly Nv
A. NJ. llAuGiiION n liRO., Wuo,FsA ALE AND
RETAIL GROCEKs, Pn,ESix BiOCk,
pAtATkN, FL0HibA.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
TYLER
4 Texas Man Who WIN Refuse n Posi-,
'ion Under Uncle Sam's:Clnl-
Service Reform.
An Evangelist OF the Sam Jones ryp.
Stirring sinners 70 Repentance Cotton
Seed OIL MIL.
corre.pondence Of the ealelle.

Correspondence OF the Gazette.
TYLER, Tx, May United states
court, Judge c. h. sabln presiding. met
here yesterday, aud has been rapidly dis.
posing Of its business, having already
tried one civil and one criminal case
Marshal Reagan was not present yester.
day, but returns to-day, having been sum.
moned BY wire to testify before the con.
gresslonal committee at Marshall. Tex
Mr. John Nj. Adams, Of this city, while
visiting friends In Washington last year,
went before the clvil-serylce examiners
there as matter OF curiosity, and
thought no more Of IL until seeing in Sat.
urday's GAzErrE the announcement OF
his appointment TO a $500 position IN the
land oiiice. He has also received infor-
nation from friends there confirming the
news, but as he Is now In business here,
he VIII give Tyler the reputation OF hay-
ing one citizen who declines a good posi-.
ton under "Uncle Sa M
| Rev. II. ii. II. Burnett OF LampasaF, an
evangelist OF the Sam Jones type, has
been holding series Of meetings at the
| Methodist church here during the past
two weeks and has had most wonderful
success. Services are held three times a
day, and the attendance Is so large that
crowds are turned away unable TO got
standing-room In the church. Two hun
dred and tlfty conversions have been made
up TO this time, and the church people OF
Tyler and vicinity are elated with Joy and
thanksgiving.
Mr. Ii. H. Rowland OF the Tyler OH
mills returned to-day from Memphis,
where he has been attending the meeting
OF the Association OF Cotton. Seed on
Manufacturers, of which he is member
While there he had an interview with
| President j V Lewis OF the American
Cotton-Seed Trust company and completed
arrangements for the sale OF his mills
1 here TO that company. The Tyler oil mil
has been run as an independent mill since
It's erection, In spite OF the pressur,
brought to bear upon IL 20 Join the com
bination, and In spite OF the bitter fieh'
waged against II by the Howard Oh com
pany, who stationed buyers her,
In our midst and put seet
up TO an unreasonable price, and {. wal
the Intention OF the proprietors TO ght II
out TO the end as an independent mill
but they failed to receive the united as
sistance Of the farmers OF this county
many of whom would tboughtlessly TAX
their seed TO opposition buyers, when tn
home mill was paying the same prices TO
them. The farmers are the ones who vii
suffer the most by this sale, ~ withou
competition the price Of seed will in III
future be greatly reduced. This Ameri
can Cotton. Seed Trust Co. Is hecomiu
very powerful and is gradually absorbip
all the independent mills. During III
past two weeks they have purchased owe
twenty different mills, including the celt
brated Union mills OF Nav Orleans, tn
largest in the South, They will soon cor
troll the entire eotton-seed product, an
will be Il second Standard OIL Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
TnE pEnpLES FoRuM.
Grsndiioquepce- MANY words ana much
Wind.

Grsndiioqucuce nlauy words ana Much
Wind.
FoRr woRTH, TRS., Nay ll.--Editor
GAZETTE: have read the very high
flown extravaganza OF Mr.. M. J. Nolan In
this mornings GAZETTE under the head
ing, "Primal Cause OF the Strike and II
there is anything but froth in il / fail to
find &c. II there Is one solid, plain, SEN
sible idea in oil his verbiage II is that ig-
norance was the cause OF the strike. This
plain fact, which everybody knows and
nobody denies, is so smothered " YER
bose prolixity or prolix verbosity take
your choice that 1t is not easy TO find 1t.
Mr.. Nolan delivers or expresses false
charge in the following words which
quote;
"Voters Of America, you and you alone
are responsible"
BY what process OF reasoning or insplr'
alton he finds grounds for casting such a
stigma on enfranchised citizens of Ameri .
ca, ! will not stop TO inquire, nor VIII
notice seriously one other quotation from
his effusion, viz;
oWhat blessing II would have been TO
society had thousands of so'called leglsla-
tors become instead common pickpockets
and burglars
| MIR, Nolan Is ehtlueu 70
| n patent on his charges against
the voters and legislators of America,
and nobody viii contest the honor. Mi.
Nolan has evidently studied syntax, and
knows something Of word'bullding ne
Is aranllloquent but not eloquent II ne
asplres to eloquence he must iirst
Thoroughly understand his subject ana
nraeent il In suitable but not too many
words. | have read HIS many contilpu-
tions 10 THE GAZETTE, IN all OF when
his sympathy with strikers, law-Oreakers
and anarchists has been prominent ana
his abuse of rich people or capitalists
uusparlng and, so far as | can see, nn'
nroyoked. Whyl Is II wrong OF
wicked 10 be richl II so, what IS the
Iimiip MFR. Nolan Is deluded by or with
ire fallacy that there are two classes, the
rich ami the poor, the capitalists and Inc
Ieborcrs. and that there Is natural nos
kitty between them. This Is a grieyiont
error There are no such classes. Thefe
ara many classes, but they are all, o.
. mostly mi, arbitrarily arranged as classei
: n schools are, but no rich ana pool
, classes. In America every laborer is
can,,alist and every capitalist aDorer
eyrant q few vicious and Incorporate
fools IN each division. That ignorane'
, was Negatively chief cause OF th'
! strike no one Will or can deny ana ~ Y
lust az true that ignorance Is laegauFeS
/, the cause OF all wrongs and all eFll.
am happy 70 be able to prescribe
, certain cure for them all, namely Clos'
the sploons aud open more Schools nv
pres criptIon, like the mills Of the COOS
! grinds slowly, but II persisted 10 VII
! surely effect the cure.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

Just arrived and for sale al polk't
stock yard, twenty-five head Of pollet
Angus bulls, eight 10 eighteen months
old, from snort.horned cows by the I'm
ported polled Angus bull "Ronald.' Also
one Jersey bull, elegantly bred by the re
nowned imported "Tomentor," sire o
ten cows with test of fourteen pounds
and more butter In seven days, out o
Missile of Ashwood, grand dam OF Sig
nolda's Duchess, test fourteen pounds
and three and one-half ounces.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
|dway and 10th Street,
Paw yoRIx CRY.
NANsFIELp.
Fsehool Picnic Grand sncoess--
f'hirerS Tor the Roller Mn.
ItrnsC ~ tho iaa,.tt.

sehooi Picnic a Grand suooess--
f'hirery Tor the Roller MN
cenec o. the Gazette.
'Rl.D, Tx, May s.--The Sab
III plcpic AZ this place to-day
fahd success Fully 1900 people
iae grounds, and there were pro-
4 Efficient 70 have fed as many
.Nerybody enjoyed himself TO the
'sht, and only wished that pic
3'slally az this place, would CONS
4 A'ssfs. Carlook and Harvett OF
kf'h favored us with excellent
Y machinery for the Mansfield
y WIZ 90 shipped the lith inst,
a " eXcavaiing IL done and ready
4 sne machinery for the engine,
naohlnefy has been removed,
lA' Is 10 be retained ia the mill
pg thorough oyeFhaullpg The
~ me inllroller system and as
A - any Ia the country.
; =. sargent i very sick, not ex.
~ 1rayes has IN course OF cree
4 y nest cottage.
are beelDuing 70 need rain
On small grain,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
rnilor Mnde CIoihIng

At fancy ngures just because your meas
ure is taken for the suit 'is no good any
Call and SEQ our stock, which
we now have on sale, manufactured ex-
pressly on our order For llt, style OF
fabric we guarantee entire satisfaction al
a saving from SO to Ss In the suit. We
comparison. II, J. WHITE.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

Buy package Of Silver Loaf and give
IL G fair trial. II you do this you will
never regret Is. How many disastrous
failures In making bread cause tronblous
vexatlon In the household This can al
be obyiatod by trial of Silver Loaf J
d. Brown guarantees it, purity, strength
and efficiency.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

rrurr, TEX, May l0.-- Editor "a
zrryr, In your last Issue notice an
article from s. o. Dawes TO the alliance,
IIIs advice would have been wcll-lin 'ii
70 an farmers 10 It's general tenor, s ,na
more particularly 70 them tnah ~ w
alliance a. class.organizatlon. we ,, oo'
Vet TO The general tendency ID .nis'
'rhat ali the other classes In me alilsnss
sre iauored aud the entire responslpnaS
ls placed upon the farmer +" nsn ~ !
sneak 10 the alliance, their Isan a.s. -
should be as broad as her cons li a,,g.,
ana place responsibilities upon Az . .has.
II The alliance is 70 work oul en's'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
Gull, Colorado & Santa 70
RAILWAY COMPANY
Secretarv's Office.
GALVESTON. TEX, March 20, 1850.

GALVESTON, TEX, March 20, 1856
10 The Stockholders OF the Gait, Colorado A
Santa re Railway company.
Notice Is hereby given, pursuant 10 an
order Of the board Of directors OF said
company, that meeting OF all the stock.
holders Of said company is called, to be
held al tho general ofllce of said company
at the city Of Galveston on Monday, the
18th day OF June next, 1850, al ~ O'Clock
M, to consider and sanction, " Il be
their Wish, the increase Of the capital
stock OF said company 30 that the same
shall amcunt to ten millions Of dollast
also the obtaining Of an amendment 70
the charter Of the company authorizing
such increase. WATERS S. DAVIS,
Secretary.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

Gentlemen win please call al our store
aud see orr imitation seersncker coAls
and vests, our genuine seersucker coats
and vests, and our SIR seersucker coats
and vests. CHASE lhADiN" W.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

stop at the place whore you VIII re-
ceiye the best and most polite attention
aud finest table board IN The city, which
e nowhere else than at the Mansion
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

The most fashionable styles In cassi-
mere, fur or straw. Young gents will
save money by seeing our hats before
buying, ~ y. WHITE
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
Acei,'s Emulsion OF pure

.Vli' with Hypophosphites, Is a
1aole remedy for consumption,
wasting diseases Of children,
A I, s ~. coughs, and IN al con
~. tnere Is a loss Of flesh, a
a WV. s power, aud general deoil-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
Advice 20 mothers.

Mira. winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used tor children tee'hlnp. II
soothes the child, softens the gums, al
avs all pain, cures wind tolic aud ia the
best remedy for diArrhss. 20 cents 3
bottle.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

The Fort Worth Grocer Co, have q new
safe they viii sell cheap on The Install
mani nlAn.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

syapora,ed red ruspbeiiles at Turner 3
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

The most skilled gun and locksmlth In
town at A, Stert's gun store 2O0 MAN
atra.t
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

IRE A arrivals; also ear.tips and Milleri
patent fish cord iy.nets, at Tacka6ery'r
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
L.n.1n Ttckot@

M enects 10 all points In tho
United States
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
| only Route
a. ..IIs through trains between tive, : :,
Ar, and GALVESTON

. NEW ROUTE TO
,,o,tgomery, via someryino, and
~ hp III sonte 10 Brownwooa,
gamnle and Lampasas'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

for Miller's patent fish cord ny-nets, ear.
tips and lop.dusters.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

Evaporatcd red raspberries at Turner
McClure's
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

rlsh-eord fy.net, the nobbiest Of ali,gat
X. r. Tackabcry's
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
.,u,o % New York, via Galveston
and
|Io,y Steamship Line.

W ,.A'V q. ID. LuBk.
. No. Union Tickle, Agent,
, ,,.,nn,tcn Fort Worth
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

cease With competing watr.waya the
evils q pooling wonId be less. Bot With
no navigable rivers ID Texas, railway
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

Ladies please call and see our erinkle
seersucker, at 10 cents per yard. Sold in
all other stores at 20 and 20 cents.
CHASE TRADING Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

igan central frtlght trni0, nur0cilnr the
cars ana hurting Conductor Kanp illo Q
ditch.
4 rpeclal 10 the Efenlnr Jontnal from
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13

agreement vas reached % az as hnown,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-05-13
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Omaha daily bee., 1886-07-10
CONNUBIALlTlEs

On her death-bed three months ago Eva
Hebron. of Bound Brook, y. j., warned her
husband Edwin it he valued his peace of
mind not to marry again. He promised
solemnly that he would live and die a Wild
over, and his wife passed away Cuntcntcd.
\ short time ago he married a widow and
atterwaTd constantly believed that he was
haunted by the spirit of his dead wife, his
dreams were hideuus, and his waketul mo-
mcnts frighttul. One morning last week he
was found dead in bed, and his neighbors
and friends believe that his death was caused
by sheer fright.
a Pembroke young man who was engaged
to be married wanted to start on his wedding
tour Immediately after the knot had been
tied. but his Intended bride declared her in
tention of remaining to attend party. The
young man remarked that she would be sorry
If she persisted. On the day fixed for the
wedding he failed to appear and 1t was aScer-
tanned that he had lett by train on the pre-.
viOuS evening.
Miss Mary Castleberg, soprano in the choir
of Howard Street Baptist church, Boston,
has been married to Rev. j. ii. Cunning, the
pastor of the church, a wdower with four
children, the oldest quite young man.
number of the lady members of the congre-
cation who were cunning Tor the pastor are
sadly disappointed
Lady Maud OgIlvie has m income of
500 OO0 n year and here Is a romance from
the London World about her: Lady Maud
Ogivie went out to solace her brother In the
solitude of his ranch, and found husband in
the far west, The Dowager Lady Airlie
crosses the Atlantic to be present at the mar
Tiage."
The seventeen-year old daughter OF Robert
White, wealthy resident of Shrewsbury, n,
j., eloped last week with Charles Billings,
brother of Billings. the jockey.
Nilsson's wedding to Count Casa Miranda
will take place In London at the end of the
current month. The great pnma donna is
forty-two years old and was first married to
NJ. Auguste RUuzeaud at Westminster abbey
fourteen years ago and has been widow five
years.
Red, Rich, Reviving-Red Star Cough
Cure. 1t leaves no depressing effects.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-07-10

the citizens have begun war of extermina-
ton. .
1t is said that two st. Adams BOYS went
fishing. and caught big eel which had
wrapped itself around o tin-uail in which
were Sli5O in .old.
Lge puckctt and George Cheek Of Gwin-
nett county, Georgia, cut down q Bee tree,
expecting to iind 1t tul Of honey. They
found instead blaellsnake six feet long,
which had eaten all the honey leaving moth
ing but mass of hard, dry comb.
A colored woman who is telling fortunes
In lIouma. La, says that while slave in
Cuba she cut open the calf OF her leg and in
serted large snake. The wound healed up
and the snake now lies coiled there, except
when making daily visits to the womon's
stomach when lie feels hungry.
A greedy hen, belonging to Mrs. Hummer
of GAINESVILLE. Ohio ate SO much that her
crop became clogged. and she was I'm danger
of dying Mrs Hummer was equal to the
emergency. She clipped the feathers off the
crop, then opened it with sharp knife, re
moved the contents, deity sewed II up again,
and the hen Is now the mother OF fine
brood OF chicks.
An cntcrprsing citizen up in Day county
has struck q bonanza and is working it for
all it is worth. lie lives on the bank of n
large lake where the will ducks have hun
drudS of nests. he hunts up the nests and
replaces the eggs with hen fruit In this way
the innocent ducks have Matched out several
fine broods of chickens. s.-Wllnot (Minn)
Record,
Omaha daily bee., 1886-07-10

Millionaire Thaw gave oter 100000 to the
Western university, donating at one time
over slQO,0OO. Last week it was proposed by
some OF the ALUMNI TO elect Mr. Thaw a
member, but objection was made that, al
though he had been a student in the inStitu-
tiou, as he had not graduated he was incligi-.
bic. The alumni sustained the objection and
rejected Mr., Thaw
Smith College has done itself credit bv
cOnfcrring an honorary degree of the tirst
importance upon woman OF so notable and
rare requirements as Amelia i. Edwards.
She had good literary reputation as novelist
years ago. but that is almost forgotten in the
fame of her later scholarship in archaeology
ana ethnology. for she IS one OF the best
EgyptOloEiSts of the day.
Twenty years ago there was not 5000
colored pcople in the south who cONld read;
aud now l.0)),OO) colored children are in the
public schools of the south. There 5000
colorcd teachers, and more than 50 ncwspa-
pers owned and edited by Colorcd men.
over 100 schools for higher education are
now in successful operation. In fact in the
history Of education nothing can comparc
with the present among the coiOrcd people.
Omaha daily bee., 1886-07-10

"Wel, suppose it is because they are CON
tinualy wondering what is going to happen
nayt,"
CONSERVATION filed every breast in Shanty-
town when the left fielder Of the second ming
shouted from the inclosure where the ball
had been battcd: "Ne'll have ter call the
game fcllys; Finnerty's pig has swallowed
the BALI"
"Oh, do so dote on the sea- she curgled;
"if You only had yacht, Augustus, dear.'
81 have no yacht. Wlhelmiua,' he sighed,
"but can give you a little smack! " And
then it sounded as if a cork had flown out OF
q bottle.
"Do you remember how you swore on your
bendcd knees the night YOU proposed to me,
lOyc?' "Oh, yes; that's nothing Moth
iugp you ought to hear me swear on my
knees when my collar button drops and rolls
under the bureau
"Why don't you have your hair cut?' asked
n cOngTCSsman's wife. "Nly dear, ! am so
busy with the tariff bill that cannot attend
to matters of minor Importance returned
her husband. well, | should think that you
would have time to attend to yomSduty on
your own WOOL
The police of New York visited a fashions
able chess club the other night On the table
there was q lamentable absence of bishops,
castles and pawns, but plenty CT kings and
queens and many chips. That is the way
New Workers play chess.
In the excavations at Pompeii man was
found on his hands and knees. 1t is sup
posed that he had hung his trousers upside
down on going to bed so that all Of the
change rolled out Of the pockets under the
bureau. He was engaged in looking for IL
when he met his fate.