St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-12

which covers the arms ana DoSOn Is not III
any sense a disguise of the naked fact.
Well. how came that intruding piece of
heavy dark material beneath the lace,
thereby hiding the mammarial beauties OF
the presidential bride? That's the story.
1t has been whispered by lady friend Of
The young and really
CHARMING BRIDE
that there were tears and reproaches over
that little matter of dress 1t was sort OF
effort to ascertain who was to wear the
pantaloOnS and who the pantalettes IN the
Whine house. Grover said that the dress
was too immodest to be photographed and
sent over the land. Frances wouldn't be
taken in any other. Grover wanted her to
change her dress She wouldn't If she
couldn't be photographed in that dress. she
wouldn't be taken in any. She would
never have even little tiny picture taken
in any other dress. She must have a really,
truly, sure enough photograph in that
dress. or nothing. Then Grover showed
himself a diplomat. He found that the
presidential authority was about to be either
Over-ridden or entirely destroyed. Hence,
he studied the young heroine thOughtfully
for awhile, and then smilingly said,
Frances, it will never do for you to go
that way but we can compromise. L will
consent to the dress if you will oblige me
by inserting something
UNDER THE LACE.
about So" showing her with his broad hand
the portion of bridal loneliness that should
be covered. or words to that effect. Then
Frances is alleged to have said: ''All right,
GrOvy; you must have your way, l sup
pose And she went and put the offend
ing extra lace therein, and left Grover
thinking he had bOssed her, while she
gained her point and wore the originally
selected dress. They do say that this is a
true, honest Injin state secret. By the way,
the president and Mrs. Cleveland are eX-
pected to soon return to the city. The
work of getting things to rights in the
White house has been expedited during the
past week and there are many evidences OF
the expected return of the master and mis-
tresS. particularly the mistress. Decorations
and furnishings, and new carpets. as well
as hundreds Of little minuti&, indicate that
orders have come from the feminine side of
the household. There has been no more
elaborate preparations for identifying and
ornamenting the old mansion since
OUR DUDE PRESIDENT.
Mr.. Arthur, gave his personal attention to
the details in the summer of 'S2. No less
than twenty efficient households of our
army and navy society have been opened
within a fortnight Of course they are not
vet opened for the renewal of the social
season, entirely; but the friends of the la
dies are calling informally. and the even
ings are enlivened by the drives and walks
of the truantS who have returned from
their temporary sOjourns at the various
points where discomfort. crowded quarters,
mosquitoes and small articulateS have con-
spired to make misery complete in the
name of recreation" EX-mayOr Matthew
G. Emory is one of our oldest and most
highly respected citizens. His family has
always been prominent and popular in So
ciety. They are all intelligent, hospitable,
charming. and every way worthy OF their
popularity. Miss Juliet is one of the young
ladies most generally admired and COM
mended by friends and acquaintance for
charms of person and manner. Her gen
tlemen friends regret and her lady friends
envy and also regret the announcement Of
her
APPROACHING MARRIAGE
with ". Y. Cox, of GAINESVILLE, o. Mr..
Cox is well and favOrably known here; and
the young lady will have one of the best
husbands in the world, unless it be possible
for an exceptionally honorable and upright
young man to De another kind of husband.
They will be not only matched, but also
mated. Lovers Lane, on the Fourteenth
street road, is about to be closed for the
season by the weather. The nights are
getting too cool for ''spooning." During
the mast two months there has been Won
derful lot of counting out along the Silver
Spring branch OF the road. There is where
N, fIo Hic hOnoo in,
the tree is unique, and his park affords
many nesting place for two hearts with
but a single thought, two souls that love
iee-cream. You know that our ladies have
been raving over the charms of Miss JEANNE
Winston, who has been with us in summer
opera during the season. Miss JEANNE ap-
pears i'll abbreviated pantaloors, in all
sorts Of
MALE ATTIRE.
Well, she was given benefit Thursday
night, which was unique in its finale, as the
entire performance was peculiar in its gen.
eral arrangement of programme. Miss
Winston appeared in several of her popu-
lar characterizatiOnS, and sang as loudly
and boisterously and manniShly as ever
She is not popular with the gentlemen, but
the ladies compel them to swear by her love-
illness. In the benefit she was applauded
rapturouSly by the ladies, and the laddies
had to pound their canes and clap their
gIoved hands just as though they were wild
with delight. The evening closed with a
drill by corps of the National rifles, COM
manded by Miss Captain Winston, in rifles
uniform. She had practiced the perform
ance and did her part pretty WE'LL She
makes quite a Misunderstanding officer but
she is woman, and that is all there is
about it. No lady is likely to rival Kel-
IOcg, NILSSON or Patti, who has to depend
upon trousers attire to assist her voice IN
drawing crowds and applause. Not only
the little children, but the big boys and
girls also, ride on our roller coaster out at
Athletic park. Last evening, one of the
lads, with suspicion of a
BASEBALL MoUsTACHE
(nine hairs on side) de-
clared as he left the seat that
he would never ride there again. Because,
he said, 81 no sooner get my arms around
Jennie to hold her IN. than the trip is over,
and there's no huggin in it" 1t has Just
been discovered that the UNLIMITED guest'
at Secretary Whitney'S last FouIth of July,
was a Minnesota schoolmarm, vino was
visiting Washington at the time. You see.
Mr.. Secretary Whitney invited all the
clerks in his department to spend their
glorious fourth, gloriously, at his country
residence, above Georgetown. He sent
cabs, coaches, and herdics after those who
were invited. Well, it happened that our
Minnesota schoolma'am was out taking an
early walk. that morning. and she saw one
of the herdics, and mounted it. She had
been walking all over Georgetown Heights.
and was tired. She took a seat in the
herdic, and made herself comfortable.
After riding along for some time, she no.