New-York tribune., 1886-05-16
THE Talk or THE DIf.

An interesting feature at the University jubilee to b.
held at Heidelberg In August VIII be an immense natu-
raj inkstand. whatever that may be, weighing a6out
| sixty-fve pounds. which American student has
| brought with nim from Texas.
see the Socialists OF Chicago In ferment" OBJ
served the Judge.
You surely are mistaken" replied the Major
"Mistaken. Nothing of the kim. Dlln't see 10 In
the paPsrh 81 von Al, r.r,,e,, oo,r. - ..s
and that's something Socialists don't do tPitsburs
Chronicle Telegraph.
| The educational influence OF w. Hoyoke Seminary.
which is celebrate its semi-ceDtennial, may he
appreciated from the following figures: Out OF nearly
5000 graduates thirty have become physicians, 1900
Teachers $50 foreign Missionaries much larger mum
Der missionaries In the South and West. and GAO have
married professional men,
woman in Havana. Ill, is now living with her ninth
| husband
Mrs Parvenu was at very exclusive affair on SIX.
teenIhs other evening. and the hostess asking
about her daughter. whose health has not been good
'Oh." sad the lady. "Moilie is not nproving "a
should like 10 have her ion see. the doctor tod ne
she ought to casth,nic and I've Ne IN 10 every
drug store town. but can't lind a bit anywhere [
wYork FOR some, but han't heard from there
| yeti Washington Critic.
They contrasting different styles OF oratory in
Congress- as illustrated by Congressnen Eyerhart AMI
ONeill Mr. Evcrhart in recent spsecn on the River
and Harbor bill. talked about the Goriian knot the
serbonan bog Jupiter AM Danal, the fabulous shores
OF Calypso and Atlantis. the imprmatur Of the Ezeyir
l
reference to Ezekiel swallowing the roll Mr.. ONei.
on the other hand. got up and sAld simply th the bill
looked like steal, but that he was IN favor of Il pro-
yided St Louis got her share Of the pork. Ths
sort Of eloquence that ST. LOUIS appreciates
A brilliant surgical operation at the New-York Hos
pita recently removed the whole OF mans tons
Herr Most TO undergo this operation he would bs
rendered practically harmless
Some papers have an unfortunate way OF writing about
h.t dout tPx Il
for instanceI Is The NerHaren Negs writing about tho
Presi lents popularity"
Brown-You have written quito number OF little
Green-Yes. I've iirtei with the muses..
B.--fIave your pieces been copied widely
G.-Wei. not my poeiicdi pieces never saw any OF
my poetIci pieces copied. but wrote sonrth'ns IN
prose that was widely copied In fact there were
few papers in the country that ddn't reproduce It.
B-Tnat must have been very gratifying. Was your
name attached to
B-Was it a story or an essayi
G.-Neithcr. II was a testimonial to patent medicine
-lBoston Courier
The Phadepha Leder says that there to be found
| In Phladelphla a preponderance OF Ieyehcaded men
who do not permit disturb their equi
librium. A great many NewYorkers would thinl tnat
this is a mild form OF death.
novelist in one of the current magazines has his
shot at the singers. AMI wings smart with
feather FROM the wing Of the gray goose truth TO make
go straighter ION the average. he REMARKS tho
tenor is not very noble animal He is as whimsical a.
| a woman. and very whimsical woman at t9at' ana
nOuthed he knew, VINO, on being a>kei II ne
a certain tenor pretty good Fellow.
replied-ind with truly characteristic 6asso selfcom-
| pacency, II might have been added-"fe as goo1 q
fellow as a be who that cleE" The author
concludes by with feeble Jocoseness; dons
say there exceptions to thus rue put there
| are they have not come under my observation"-Bos-
| ton Courier.
The Toronto Globe is going get some Information on
the labor question from its 1t asks them to send
it their views on this question on postal card
The mother lei bad boy into the woodshed by the
ear aud having selected plant shinge was about u
apply 1t where would do the most good when he said'
| Ho dOn mar.
mo. that's the second time you've been in th'
water to-day"
"Are you going to strike, mari"
| 81 am"
! "DOn't strike Let us arbtrae."
But ma wasn't knight OF labor and she struck Boa
| ton Courier.
The bakers OF Pittsburg have struck for twelve hours
and all daylight work II Will ne impossible % conceds
their demands winter wnen there are only abous
nine hours OF daylight In day: but We suspect thas
they will petition the Legislature to enact law COM
peling the almanac makers to prt few more hours 0'
| daylight in each twenty ty.four.-lNOrristown Herald.