The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-03-14

Salt Lake City, = Utah.
SUNDAY. MARCH Il, 1886
TWELVE PAGES.
EVENTS AND COMMENTS
Mr.. HoAR of Massachusetts, is SUI
limated, intellectualized, frigid copy o
Joshua Whitcomb, says the New Yor
Std,.
THE FRIENDS of John L. Sullivan ar
trying to arrange a meeting with Par
son Downs. The championship of Bos
ton must be decided.
a SILVER dollar was recently fount
in the stomach of an Idaho bass. 1t i
supposed that a fisherman used it t.
anchor his boat with.
THERE ARE nearly fifty rear-admiral
in our naval service. Rear-admiral
are good enough for navy that occu
pies the same position.
THE TRUE order of giving, in the cast
of qfiends who are gone, is first to pro
vide for their widows and orphans, and
then for monuments to their remains.
THE PRESIDENTS message on the
Dnstin case"-yes, it is appropr' ately
designated. 1t is certainly a case OF
very thorough Dustin of the Senatorial
jacket.
AN EXCHANGE demands, How shall
we prevent cider from working?" You
might get it a government position,
such as the Governorship of Utah after
the veto season is over.
1t IS said that the supply of natural
gas in the vicinity of Pittsburg is SO
large that there is a waste of about
264 100000 cubic feet daily. They would
utilize this waste III the newspapers out
in Chiclouisapolis.
"WHoM SHALL our girls marry ?" asks
a New York editor with considerable
anxiety. Out here the experiment is
being tried of having our girls marry
our boys. The scheme certainly will
bear Investigation. = Estelise Oak
Bell.
A LITTLE girl, very much excited
rushed into the parlor, which was full
of company, and exclaimed: Mamma,
just think of it." Think of what,
darling?" "Our cat has whole lot of
twins and didn't even know she was
married.-Te1as Sittings.
SENATOR EvARTs is the greatest disap-
pointment New York State has ever e1-
perienced. The people are ashamed of
his b:oody-shirtism, and are Inundated
because he has not the courage or man
illness to announce his position on the
financial question.
WHEN man and his wife want to be
divorced in Burmah, each lights a
candle. and then they sit down and
look glum till one OF the tapers burns |
to the socket, the owner of the candle
that holds out the longest getting the
decree. If that was the style of pro.
cedure in this country, what boom
there would be in tallow. Chicago |
Ledger.
THE NATIONAL Treasury thrives I'M
der Democratic management. Notwith-
standing the recent bond calls, The
amount of gold not. covered by out
standing certificates has increased $50.
o00, 900 since February LIST. The silver
dollars are increasing at rapid rate
but this is owing to circumstances be.
yond the control of the administration.
CERTAINLY THE Knights of Labor have
contrived to raise a great many costly
controversies between employers and
in all parts of the country of
late. We fear that the organize
ton will keep on monkeying with the
buzz saw Of public opinion until retail
atory measures are adopted by capital.
That would be a bad thing for the hon,
est wOrkingmen.
BDNUSDs WAS shocked because the
President chose to make his side of the
Senatorial usurpation case known.
What the great, fair-minded Vermont
statesman seems to have been working