New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-24
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THE TALK or THE D1Y.

Ernest Ephrain Middleton Ia the name ~ n baby born
on August 49, 1885, in Porlcek, village OF som-rset-
shire. En- aland. He weighs than fy-e pounds
and stanfs three feet bizh. The Infants fat though
well formed and not at all repnlsive TO look At dis
chest measures thirty inches around his eleven
and one half inches at the elbow and his legs good
twenty inches He il heng exhibited curiosity In
Lndon museum, and his mother with a certificate OF his
birth, stands by 10 answer all questions
Omaha Man lat a restanranb-May trouble you for
Cowboy fr'm wavback You bet you kin. stranger.
Don't care for ALT self.
Berth scientist proves ronclusses that the generous
We'll. thrrr' denvn' that fellers Is fresh
dont live l'ng out Our way."-lOmaba worlL
"Ah" Taylor. the Repu bcsn candidate for Governor
Of Tennessee, developed qualities as stump
speaker when most boys we're at school. His father
compelled $50 leave South account Of his
pronounced antislavery views. weht 10 New England,
lecturcd the Rebellion One night in 1854 he
eak in Fandeil Hail. Boston, but taken sut
denly sick Yong A" then boy of fifteen. &c ,rsf
tor him and del versd the lecture, receiv COM
pmentary Ice the next day in The Boston Journal
husband reading morning paper. in respon-e to his
Sifes quest whether there is any nexs-Weii hero
are 40 columns given mp to the American Board.
wire-whsts 1t all about .
Hush md Qauguiily-T don't know hut II shouidread
it all through. am sure I'D be an American bored
"Dear Grover." saih his sweet Young wife,
In ENGLAND they are fuS,in.
And want Onsu very bad
Why not send Ben. my cousin -
The hint was acted on: twas DONE
Consul there and then
Was made. and Dess0cra applaud
Our Consul. 20 isn Ben.
The Mucwmmp. too Join In the howl
Aud all. Ike lifile mrn.
While patriot f-rvor moves their lowl.
Unite In cussin' Ben.
-lPeoria Transcript
The family OF c. ". MESSENGER. Of MayvIe. Mo-. had
a lively time OF T. the other nght. They were all
awakened by fearful clatlrr In the CELLAR one OF The
bows mustered enough 10 START tpnr ~ In
vetration but his mother would let him and all
OF them remained awake vile che nin went IN lhe
morning the cellar inv .e an there 300-ponnd
nog dscovere gor.ousy drank on the coat nts o.
broken demijohn. He bad sweIled head for several
days
5. = Merrill the most genial LOOKING and bIuiest
hammered InHn | evUr met WORKED or him Tor tesrS,
ought 10 know; but want Ia say al he ws. fer
all ben. atn biz grnfness, The vry klhdest man ever
Rne9. ! remember 81 ming onre IN adfng st re IA
Milwaukee where he huy"g c,s'r when nits
girl daughter o, Mlw ,uS~e ilrOad man. who IA I'd
been III long time, tin ily 10 with prrscrp
ton: The c'rrk refn-st to h IT. saying;
Your taller owes Us too much now. and cant have
any more TIL hr Ials 40"
Sr MERRILL swnns around and nailed that clerk with
mis- aye CharQ- at hil 10 NE : :. Merrill and give
the girl am thlug she want b-rra ter
II ed Ike gnn-nOt. Dt he meant 1t az sindly
a blessing. Il Minneapolis Journal
Wa jesca Nesman young Lady OF Oakland. Cal,
thought it Fps sits bu it proved to he arsenic
she lied and druggis l. IN Jail for not pattins LABEL
on the package containing It.
M,.is rare-You say you tourist
Pu-oner-Yes SIR I love nature Ia all her radiant
brauty--
N, gi,trate (hasuly)-Never mind that. How much
mon"y nave you abou your clio hes
Prisoner-Seventy- I'VE cents
Ma sstrate (>ever"Itl-Tnen shan commit yOn ma
Tramp We draw The line between tourists and Tramp
at one dollar.-l Phiadrlph' Calf