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BOTH DEAD.
GOOD morning, sir"
Morning."
"I-er-beg your pardon"
IL beg yours, sir"
MAY ask what YOU gave your horse
for the botts?"
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ing"
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Major" said the acquitted man, 81
don't know how to pay you for your
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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
session Eaacsa

's5, published under authority Of the territorial
legislature, are now out of print, bnt the Argu-
has few copies of the Session Laws Of 10. 81
of 's5, as prepared by the West Publishing Go.
of st. Paul, which will be sold at lowest
prices. Remember thnt the Session Laws of
10, 81 and s3 are of the regular stock, but the
Session Laws of 'S5 are from the West Publish
ing Co. Address THE ARGUS, Fargo.
Ezg-All orders for Session Laws promptly
filed by BOWEN g. KINGsBURY,
Feb. 4. 1885. Yankton. Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

The visible congressional contest in
Dakota territory, SO far as the republi-
can party is concerned, is narrowed down
to Judge Clifford and General Harrison
Allen. One is the candidate for the
south and it's statehood and division ele-
ment and the other the candidate of the
north and its anti-Statehood and anti.
division element. The issue will thus
be sharply presented in the convention.
1t will be a contest be-
tween the advocates of state
government for, the south half of Dakota
and the advocates of continued terri
torial government for all of Dakota. Upon
this issue the south can hardly present
any. thing but q solid front in behalf of
division and admission, while the north
cannot be rallied unanimously for one
territory and one state. Judge Clifford,
our present delegate in congress. stands
upon no uncertain ground.
He has openly expressed tinsolf
in favor of division and
statehood and during his term in congress
has labored to accomplish the enact.
msnt OF laws securing the establish.
lneat of these conditions. He is sup.
ported by the division and statehood
element. General Allea processes tealty
to the same principles, but it is not for
gotten that he is the candidate OF th,
obstructionists-the men who. fo
Doodle and personal glory, are oppos
| ing the separation OF th,
south from the north an,
the creation of state government. Hi
personal professions possess no weigh
80 long!as. he stands upon the platform o
anti.division and anti-ssatehooa con
structed by those who are urging hi
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
THE TRUE ISSUE.

for Division and state
heod-DemoeracyO Opposed to Beth
VIII the Lines be Drawn.
La Moure Progress and Chronicle.
Rippling waves on the political sur
face give indications that wire workers
are beginning to touch the springs that
will soon precipitate a contest over the
choice of q delegate to the next COLI
gtesH. So far, three republicans have
beer principally named in this connec-
ton: From south Dekota. Hon. o, s.
Clifford, the present incumbent; from
NORTH Dakota, Hon. Harrison Allen,
lats, United States marshal, of Fargo,
and Hen. Johnson Niokeul, now mem
ber of the council, of Jamestown. Other
gentlemen have received honorable mem
ton, but the enteroppings as to these
arc decidedly significant. As to Mr.,
Clifford, he will be pressed becauss he is
the sitting member, and there will be 0
desire to vindicate his course. Gen
Allen is apparently the choice of tie
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

Judge Edgerton's Woonsocket ad-
dress in opposition to statehood has
reached us in fragments and some por.
tIons of it are yet missing. His two
points seem to be that congress has ex-
elusive Jurisdiction over the acts of the
territories and that the question of our
right to assume statehood was settled
against US at Appomattox. In support
of these propositions he quotes burden
some authorities, none OF which furnish
any evidence in behalf of the argument
he presents. 1t is nowhere denied that
congress possesses the authority to
legislate for the territories as territories
and in support of this point it is not
necessary TO quote from eminent iurists.
If he has any authorities against the
proposition that territory possesses
the right to emerge from its territorial
condition he fails to produce them and
endeavors to cover this feature of the
issue with quotations foreign to
the subject and bearing
entirely upon the unquestioned right of
congress to adopt laws for the govern
ment OF It's embryo states before they
have fulfilled the conditions which
entitle them to statehood. The allega-
tion that the question of the right of q
territory to assume the functions of q
state was settled at Appomattox is SO
much of an absurdity that its enuncia.
tion betrays the weakness of his posi-.
tion. The war and its Appomattox
elimination decided two questions. III
abolished human slavery and
it asserted that no state of the union
possessed the right to withdraw from
| that union and set up an independent
and hostile government. A TERRITORY
which endeavors to Become a state with
in the union is certainly making no ef
fort to array itself against any conclu
sion arrived at upon the conquered fielc
of Appomattox. Many Of the soldiers
who made an Appomattox possible are
now in the statehood ranks of Dakott
and an implied charge Of treason agains
them is long ways outside the rang'
of legitimate argument.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

Argus. while the Farea Renublican has
msnifested a nrefaranna for ConnciIn,an
Nioke,,s. The eerms OF q rontrnt ara
reyealod in these statsments
The democrats are onita as li,alv to
be- divided in their nreferences as the
repnblicans United States Marshal Dan
Maratta annears to bave a .trnnn fa,Iow-
inp not witbstand;ng the aynrassad ad-
IMITATION for Iohn r W;tsnn Who az
eallantiy led their their forIorn hone
two wears aoo and b;a ranorta5 wiling
ness 70 nerform lila sary:ca now
Many othars aiso wa NAV ha snra ara
ready 10 he sscr;ticad If II will nlace
them in intlnential relations viii, tba an
thoritisa at Wasb;naton
Rnt whoevsr NAV he chosen standard.
benrer this year + ia on;te clear that
one element Of INST cantssts will he
largeIy wanting personai nolitios ara
a;ving wav to nort;san a;stinct;ons
Votars viii generally on with ! Marty of
their cbnioe and thoss who daaire 10
Lad mnst hoist tho old fac or on holaly
over 10 the other camn For the tinae
ba;no o,, oandinn ,ss,,a what we
rnean ;s tbet thev oannot ,,Iav s.fast and
lonso,, with two nart;ss and rata;n their
stan5;n, in s;tber
Thars 10 ,,ia;niv !. renrhlioan and n
aemnor.tic sida IN tha ch;ef ;s.ns
sffact;ng tbs ,arr;torv Tho rennh,;cans
~ tha fTnitad Statas sanota Ia a man
snnnortss tha Harrison 6iy;sion and
statehooa hill and tha democrafa of th.t
ho5v Nth a s;ncIa a~nant;on votad
against e The honse has not yoted
h,t its coron,ittaa IN tarritorias dividad
~, ,,ortSr linas ~, +fa go ,,,aaunra 81
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
The JUDGE.
Some Comments Upon His Tory Argu-
ment at Woonsscket,

Some Comments Upon His Tory Argu-
meat at Woonsscket.
Carthage Prairie Home.
Judge Edgerton, in his Woonsocket
speech, says the surrender at Appom-
attox forever confirms the legal right of
congress as supreme, that congress may
annul any law of the territorial legisla-
ture, may indeed repeal the organic act,
organizing this territory, and legislate
for the people without their consent. In
other words, congress is supreme, and
the people of territory have ne rights
that congress is legally bound to respect.
We had supposed that the decision at
the Appomattox court house, was that
treason against the union, and the seces,
sion of states, war to destroy the
government of the United States, was
hereafter to be held In abhorrence.
We had somehow gathered IN as Que
Of the conditions of the surrendero of Lee
to Grant, that hereafter slavery and
vagsalage would be forever prohibited
on American soil.
We had cone to think that that sur
render was the opening of the door to q
wider and higher civilization, to a
broader and deeper hold of the people
apon government of the people, by the
people and for the people.
We had indulged in the fancy that out
of war and all its dssolation, would come
profound regard for the rights of the
people by the peoples congress.
But never before had we heard hinteG
that the surrender at Appc mattox hac
driven the last nail into the coffin thai
inclosed the rights of citizens of the
United States to govern themselves un
der tho constitution and laws OF the con
grsss OF the United States as interpre
| ted by the founders of the government
and as practlced by Washington, Jetfer
sen, Madison, jackson, because the,
happened to reside in some territory o
the United States.
/ Calhoun's doctrine OF secession is no
half a. reasonable to the rights of tn
people as this late doctrine of centra
despotism enuncisted by Judge Edger
ton. However man of his learning
asd supposed political astuteness cotll
| have drifted go far away from the pee
pie as to have uttered such unwarrante
and dangerous dogma is beyond ou
comprehension.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

claims before the people and will pres
ent his name before the convention. 1t ID
time for the republican party TO declare
itself .as party upon this issue and
with that end in view the lines should
be sharply drawn in the approaching
convention. The supporters of Judge
Clifford are willing to submit to the
test and to place him before the people
as champion of two states and the
opponent of admission as whole
General Aliens hackers will try to
dodge tile issue, but it should be stead
faHtly insisted upon and the republican
party of Dakota committed, through its
highest council, to one plan or the
other.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
ONE THOUSAND VOLUMES

u the book and have been supplying Ethem tc
all parts of the country.
In view of is fact the f,llowing advertises
ment which appears regularly in the Fargo
Argus, strikes us as tribe premature If not
wholly untruthful:
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

Dakota's republican central committee
will meet in Aberdeen tomorrow and
will there put forth the call for the re-
publican congressional convention. The
committee is composed of the following
-rra,, ln,,,an.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

It is now demonstrated that Yank-
toms new artesian well spouts water at
the surface of the ground at the rate of
1900 gallons per minute, or about $4,000
barrels in every twenty-four hours. Its
pressure per square inoh should now be
accurately determined SO we may be
able to give information concerning its
force as Il mechanical power. 1t is i'm
portant to know to what extent Yank-
toms artesian force can be relied upon
for driving machinery,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
Call for a Meeting to Organize 6
State League for Yankton

We, the undersigned, request all citizens of
Yankton county, without distinction of party,
who are in favor of the State League and its
objects, and of division and statehood for
south Dakota, and who favor the submitting
to q vote of the people the repeal of section
thirty Of the ordinance, to meet in mass
meeting in Turner Hall, on MONDAY, JUNE
q, A. ID. 1886, at o'clock p. M, for the pur-
Dose of oreauizing srch State Ieapue.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
harp saues Athwart tho Forehead.

And in the muscles of the neck and shoulder.
usually most violent after nightfall. are among
the cheerful manifestations of neuralgia. 1t is
an affection of the nerve intensified by u cold.
Repose, bringing with it a cessation of pain,
is induced by Hostetters Stomach Bitters,
which is q fine nerve tonic and tranquilizer.
1tis also reliable means of checking rheu-
matism and gout. These maladies have al
ways more or less to do with the kidneys that,
when inactive, fail to throw off the impurities
which engender them. The Bitters can be
relied upon to renew, a healthy and purifying
action of the renal organ. Besides this, 1t
give tone to the stomach liver and bowels, and
enriches the circulation. Appetite and sleep
both profit byit, and it is d weil-accredited
means of fortifying the system against malaria
lG hastens the recovery of strength by conval-
escents mitigates the intirmities of age, and
helps the constitutionally feeble.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
Grand onlcers knights ofpythias.

Wfhnu VNHcefs AhIGhts OF PythIhs.
These are the officers elected for the
current year:
Past Grand Chancellor, George j.
Love of Huron.
Grand Chancellor, Lawrence Connell
of Deadwood.
Vice. Grand Chancellor, DR.. A. d.
Daniels Of Mitchell.
Grand Prelate, F. e. Ketchum Of
Huron.
Grand Master-at Arms, w. r. Arnold
of Watertown.
Grand Master OF Exohequer, ]. Well
man of Chamberlain.
Grand Outer Guard, Jacob Gantz of
Rapid City.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

Captain Dan Maratta's confirmation
as United States marshal is being con-
tested before the senate by the old Ord
way, capital commission, anti-divlsion
element of Dakota, against which Cap
tain Maratta was outspoken and unre-
lenting. A large majority ofthe peo-
pie of Dakota, without regard to
politics, are with Captain Maratta in
his opposition to that iniquitous eombi-
nation, and SO far az the people can
influence his confirmation they should
be with him now. 1t is not question
of politics.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21

The people of the United States are
manifesting great interest in the success
of home rule in Ireland and are almost
ready to put their treasure and their
blood into the cause of the downtrodden
Irishman. This sentiment reflects credit
upon the impulses of our liberty loving
republic. We can only wish that they
might manifest the same patriotic inter-
est in home rule in Dakota. Even the
Irishman is not denied representation in
his national legislature and in this re-
spect his condition is better than ours.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21


publican congressional convention. Tl
committee is composed of the follow1r
gentlemen:
A. 9. Mellette, Watertown, chairma
John a. Stoweli, Bismarck.
M. III. Jewell, Bismarck.
N. Il. Nelson, Pembina.
III. w. Alexander, Lacota.
A. w. Edwards, Fargo.
J. A. Monroe, IraYare.
j. Nickeus, jamestown.
w. 4. Steele, Stesle.
John VanDnsen, Tappap.
E. b. Hughes, Arvllla,
j. N. Wheeler, Mandan.
It. K. Long, Mandan.
M. d. Kelly, Ashton.
e. ID. Namaon, Vermillion.
J. r. Gamble, Yankton.
A. Davis, Huron.
B. f. Campbell. Sioux Falls.
r. N. Welsh, Planklnton.
w. O. Houghton. Columbia.
Fl. i. Patterson. Madison.
G. b. Johnson, Dell Rapids.
S. 8. Lockhart, Milbsnk.
&. d. Clark, Custer City.
Ia. Pickler, Faulkton.
L. NJ. Hit, Springfield.
N. B. Reed, Woonsccket.
x. G. Phillips, Dsadwood.
Seth Bullock, Deadwood
Samuel Boy, Lead City.
A. s. Steward, Hoo Springs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-06-21
Session Laws '85
Author lied Edition.

THE CONTRACT for printing the Session
L. Laws of Dakota for Iss5 WAS awarded to
Bowen & sKIsasBUnT Of the Press and Dako
tain, and hence the edition published by them
is the only AUTHORIZED EDITION. Wenow
have III stock over