New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-28
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THE TALK or THE DAY.

The Church the Holy Castor, which is situated az
the mouth OF the Moses. Cobentz, Will celebrate
the O5Oth anniversary Of ITS foundation III August It's
first pastor was Archbishop Hetti. who lived IN the
reign Of Louis the Pi0us.
Slowly put surely the Chinese in this country are
learning the ways OF our glorious civilization. The
other day Chinese witness IN Duqucrquo n. NJ. was
asked the considerable CLERK OF the court II he desired
a ch icken killed which take oath With some iu-
dignation replied: Hela. no; cuss alice samee
Mclean man." lie at allowed to " cuss" as
the law directs.
The Prussian State railways nave for some time past
employed women as guards at CROSSINGS In order 10
enable N guards give thclr wnOle attention 10
good condition the roa ibe The serI ice has been
DIVIDED luto Two paris. namely, IN track and CROSSING
attor. consisting c'lcHJ o the eio'inx ana open"s "
by womcn-ln must eitnrr WILLOWS OF
guards On the pas lnS Of trains these Women ba'lhg
black and white waists an arms. ANA
holding hag IN hani. are to sand AT The crossing.
Iucr dtliy % " 10 Piehnlngs (l-2 10
- cents u. :. ourrency)-l American kcsIser Paris
Scranton Penn, mas been growing rapidly during
the past years that the citizens begin to talk OF
having big pubic buildings, aud street improvements
pubic parks and other evidences OF metropolitan
rank Perhaps after they get AL these thin-s and are
called upon foot the bills. they viii hnd out that
glory comes high
gentleman entered telegraph Office 81 beg par
don. but as coming aous tnis afeernoon saw
ny rIais hrs settled wires Can you suggest
any explanation OF the phrno nrn'nl Aoolt what
tI.e I. SIR a. "AO,uL 4 Occck.' IAN! tnat ac-
counls ior II; ia sent the Quotations of
sugar and nonry"-l French Joke.
Ihe As5oy PARK JoTtH lnvegs against the
aomnabe dog curss that town, AMI intimaes that
unless the citlzus keep dogs restraint, great
many summer visitors VIII ue driven away.
lyon are going to erect a monunent to your fathers
memory. suppose H..
"Oh. NO. Monuments crunble aud decay and are for.
gotten We are going TO do something that VIII Keep his
memory alive nacn logger
" We going 10 fight In the courts Tor MS properly
-tCnlcLSo No@s
"sam" Jones is tackng tho devil at Red Rock,
MINI. "sam is Oft the II lie wants to tackle
Maie,ty he ought to 20 to Devs Lake, DaK'
where he will flnd the Iatchstrlng always out.
cit is gratifying" says The Ne,c- York Freemdns
Jotuna note hat the gpot fashion Of IN ,kns the
commencement OF girls Catholic schools as private "a
possible fluids many followers this year. 1t is very easy
,or scn0o commencement to become merely an oppor
tuny grauhoa"o" OF the vanity "youns people
aud ioollsh parents. pubic exhibition Of fine gowns.
graceful ami musical proficiency can do no
good to any school minds OF people who are the
most constant and reliable patrons OF schools An
American boy seems b, deprived OF his bIrthrght
he does not get "a chance to 'Orate OH connencemenc
day the heads Of hot ami sleepy throns; but the
American girl be encouraged ~ indulge in
public 'spreadeaglelsm.'
To evidence the standing Spokane Fa Is in point Of
20 al morals. following aternt for tue past Twelve
months SHOWS exceponaiy satisfactory condition
of att irs We rou tue recent aoi- aud prac-
teal message OF mayor Cannon To tue cay council:
I'm. suih of cunvlctlOls eiupracrs-Due case ~
assault tery, two or -rancy. one case of
discor Of opium smoking. one case OF keep
ing OPIUM joint fourteen cases ot hfhnR'n rss We
challenge any city, stat New Engand or the
kane FANS TO tnr lsn cleaner pii of horai
neutrality-suspicious. Fails Miner
In the vestiDule of restaurant in Pesth which en-
ploys young Mattresses. the following notice
Is posted "Gentlrmen are requested TO aOstan from
kissing the tue stars. as his fruitful
source OF breakdge and imp des the services
Western paper Is asking It's readers to say what IN
their Union ia tie highest test OF honesy This Is
very easy question to answer. The highest possible
test OF honesty for passenger In horsec.r to pay
the cond ictor has forgotten TO collect It,
"No. / don't Ike Brown" rem rEei Mr.. Snaggs last
night ''he has Offensive tn ii nature about him."
Has he T. replied Mrs. Snaggs I" hen dout Won
der you don't Ike HIM. thInk m'n VINO wants ~
hight dues is perfectly horrid lPltsburg Chronics
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