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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

LADIES who possess the finest complex
ions are among the patrons of GLENN's
SULPHUR Soar. H1LL's HAIR AND WHIsKEI
DYE, Black or Brown, SOC.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

LOVE is blind" True, true. The youns
man never sees the dog until it is too late
to escape in a digniied manner.-Chicagt
Ledger.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

FALLING of the hair is arrested, and bald
ness averted, by using Halls Hair Renewer.
Obstinate cases of fever and ague can be
cured by taking Ayers Ague Cure.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

IT is observed that the marriageable girl
of the period talks horse because it is the
language of the groom.-zId-B Bits.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

TnE trade journals report an.increased
movement in boots and shoes. That's what
makes SO many corns.-Iroy Times.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

WHEN an idler enters the sanctum Of q
busy editor, and the editor says: "Glad to
see you're back" what does he meant
N. Y. independents
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

CRED CLOUD" tho Indian warrior, con.
templates visiting Washington. He wants
a silver lining, possibly.-National Weekly
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

LANDLADY-"Go ahead, Mr.. Fraidcat
and see if it is a burglar" Mr.. FrAidcst
with cowardly presence of mind)-'Ladie!
first, always,n
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

If all so-called remedies have failed, DIR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

FRAZER AXLE GREASE is the best in tn
world--wiu wear twice as long as any other
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

Use DIR. Pierce's "Pellets'' for constipa
ton.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-07-16

If a cough disturbs your sleep, take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest we'll,
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
THE APPEAL FOR 1885

The advent of the Dtmncrrtio party wrr
On The an of March viii invest the APPEAh
with more tiszn ordinary Interest. Indeed, Ihs
inaag uTHiiOn Of Cleveland and the current
events for the year lss5 VIII he the most iin-
portaat in the history Of the country, aud the
iPrEAI. will be abreast % the lines. 10 will
remain stea'liastiy Democratic, and ha,ins
aith id the honesty of Democrats. and belle,-
Ing thai he combinvd wisdom al the party.
as expressed in its National and state con
yentioRs. is wiser than the. e.factioar uatefanecs
of individuals il will cling TO It's party in.tead
of following the chronic fsult-hndsn COM
ing events will mark sn era OF Unprecedented
prosperity 10 tue south, aud the APPEAL Sili
10 all 10 eau to develop aud build up the ma
terial Interests Of the county, the great, .rrn,'
and glorious future nf III, -oath. and in wipiug
ugt al sectional prriuliees During ths
cycntlul wear isss It- oolHmns will he dlled
with The lattrt obtsInabe information II hss
Engaged the services uf regular correspondents
ai Wa 'hpgton, New Orleans and al other m
l"'itaHt paints. and viii cOaiIHa. to advance
lls place among The pr gressiyr journal. ui
3 lie south.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
ASsESSOR'S NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given that ! will
in person, or 10y deputy, be at the
folh,wing plares. at the time spcci-
fed below, for the purpose of assess
ing the personal property Of Mlssis
sippi county fur the wear 1856.
February |, Carson l.ako-School.
house.
Feb. ,, 3, /. Scott Township
Louise Chapel.
Feb. s, 9, 10. Pecan Point ). G..
Paine's store.
Feb. II. Golden Lake B.
Smiths store.
Feb. 10, rs, l7.-Troy d. L.
Furguson's store.
Feb. ,. Hickman !. B. Mitehcl's
st,rr.
Feb. 1. Canadian Rucker x Al
sabrook's store.
Feb. q. Swayne L. ID. Ro1lcll's.
Feb. I. East big Lake Samuel
Hcctors' housr.
Feb. 3. West Big Lake /. L.
Daugherty's house.
Feb. >, q, :. Chickasawha- B. 4.
Bugg's store,
Feb. II. Clear Lake Schoul-h.
Feb. ). Dead Timber Lake
School-huuse.
Feb. 10. Little River T'p. B. f.
Jacksou's house.
Feb. Is, 10, 20. Monroe Court
House.
SrEOiAL NoTIcE.
Please meet me promptly at the
time and places, and save the 81 ,0U
penalty song. Should you fail to
meet me, will he compelled to as
5, $ one dollar penalty against every
one So falling, AS tae law directs.
J Il. RlGGANS.
Assessor Miss Co, AK.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

MARRIED: BEICKEy IiAzAEp
AZ the Peabody hul,l, M,mphis,
Monday, the 2Sth. ult., Rev. FIR.
Isl ,omer, of st. Peters Church, olii-
eating; ME. G.. Il. BRicKEy and
Mis-. l.ULu Il. HAZARD, uf Oscrula.
Together with a small party of in.
innate friends, the writer, accompa-
nlcd the proposed bridal party to
the city, where the marriage cercmo-
ny was performed according to the
rites of the Cathulic church, ut half
past eleven o'clock last Monday, as
above stated. 1t has been our for
tune to know this couple for some
years; more especially, the bride.
Aud as she stood by the side of him
to whom She plighied her troth, we
recalled the time, but a few short
years since, when a baby sister, we,
a half grown boy, dandlcd her ON
our knee, aud tmptied our store OF
toys from almost fathomless packets,
to amuse aud please her childish
faucies while Another" " made the
"pot boil" With pride we watched
her growth through the varying
stages of life until she reached the
estate of womanhood. Whether rev.
cling in fauGied prosperity aud Sc
curity amid friends and relatives, or.
drinking the bitter cup of adversity
in retirement aud solitude, she was
always, in imagination, at least,
" baby sister pure, noble, true.
The groom, Is in every respect wor-
thy, and il would not be saying too
much, to add in conclusion, that :hey
are by nature possessors of patent
right of nobility, With bright and
sunny prospects for Il useful and
happy future, together they begin
the journey Of life anew. May the
frultIon of their most sanguine hopes
be realized.
MAEglED: SEMMEs r. MrRRAY
On Tuesday, Dec. 18th, 1885, at
the residence of the brides mother,
Mrs. Lizzie Daniels, Mr.. PArL j..
SKMMEs to Miss MAGGIE {. MURRAY,
by the Rev. Fir. Eus,aee.
The young peorle whose union
THIS paragraph announces, have been
'ared Ia our midst, consequently
their marriage was Of more than usu-
al interest tO O.eeula society, where
they have rcigned as universal IA
yniites. And W. but echo the seuli.
ment Of all, when We give expires
sion 10 ib. hope that their united
lives may be as bright and free from
clouds a. was their marriage day.
and that toe sun of prosperity may
cast his genial rays upon them 'i.ro'
oat . long coarse 81 years. and that
flie hal'ny south Mind that fauned
ti.ir eheeks on the decline VI tha,
day iasy b. l,ruphsiie u The s.,s,,h-
sHK snd bsilewed iniI.e,,ees that are
y essSsx~d de closing scenrs q
.ss;;s -; s;$s+s.; = y; ; :::s-$;,ss
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

Mrs. Es'D. Lyman, Oh New Al
bany, Ind, came down b spend the
holidays With the Captain. Her
many friends in .Osceo..a extend u
her cordial welcome. She is ae-
compaBied hy ber pcice, Miss Biz
die Weldlr.
STOLEN 4 Grind-sione and frame.
Stone about H. inches ~ diameter:
shaft has two holes and pms, "a keep
stone from turning on shaft Liberal
reward for stone aud more liberal
reward Tor thief II. j. kELcH
Mrs. T. B. +. James, who is
here on visit to her brother Mr.. j.
l.. Driver, was taken violrntly III
Of yphoi,lrpneumpnia, on Christmas
night, and is still in a very critical
condition. Dr James, who af:er
Conference went immediately to the
work assigned him, wac notified and
arrived Thursday.
Ircu, and Scratches Of every kind
cured in 80 Minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary l.otiuu. Use no other
This never fails. Sold by GAYLORD
X HALE, Druggists Qsceola, Ark.
The Times acknowledges the
receipt Of an invitation Ia be present
AT the marriage of Miss Minnie
Dcarth To NJ. 7. 7. Humphreys, on
the 3lst ult., at the llernanilo Street
Methodist Chnf,i,, Memphis. Miss
Minnie has Inany warm f,iends here
who join in congratulations aud
wishes ior long and happy welded
life.
] dreamed dream the other night,
When nothing could he seen;
| dreamed the best Of druggist had,
a peerless liver bean.
Next morning at the break of day,
! rose with an aching spleen;
But soou got cured Of raging pain,
by taking Smiths Bile Beans.
Two bits per bottle.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Il. w. Friend, Of
Pecan Peint, who came up to attend
the Masonic Installation and Ban
ouet, returned hone Thursday. Their
many friends here, who have so often
enjoyed heir hospitality, regret their
short stay, but hope ,hry bear such
recollections home that they will bc
induced to come agalu. They were
the guests of Mr., and Mrs. W. P.l
Hale.
The construction of the SKIP Ca
nal across the Istlauus uf Panama
was certainly daring, magnificent
thing. But the tact that ia that
sickly climate, while at work IN that
enterprise, So many brave
aud noble fellows lost their lives, is |
a pathetic, tragic thing. but it is
happy fact, that death there now,
will be rarely seen. Panama Drug
gists sell Smiths Bile Leans. Price,
tAo bits per bottle.
The residence of Mr., Hugh ID.
Tomlinson was destroyed by fire on
ChristiIas iight. lie had hut re-
Gently had il repaired. and additions
made, and the whole handsomely |
furnished. lie managed to save on
ly part Of the furniture from the
lower rooms - the fire having too
much headway when discovered. |
Insured for 50 900.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

BUN TnE ldGItr RUNNING "NEW
lIoME SEWING MAoIuNL. We re-
fer You to the thousands that are naw
using the New Home. Don't take
our word, or that VI an interested
Agents; but ask those that ma, t.
one. Try one, anA investigate ioI
yourself You Want the Best. and
il YOU don't find that the NEw lioML
is the Best, don't buy il. For sale
hy CHARLES GOODRICH
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
Important to 1sWpturcd
Persons.

The Excelsior Rupture Cure Mfg
Co, of og,leusburg, y. y, guarau-
tee 10 Cure sny case Of rcducible
Hernia with their Remedies.
TnE RUPTURE PLASTER ANDnEALtNG
CoMpoJ 81.
This treatment j. endorsed by our
beet Dss,ors. prn-gisis, aud the
general public. Send Gocts foa free
book ea Rapture or ask your drug
II s,r :ls Rr,scsis.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
ADMIAIsTKATOn. NurllE

Ip WHOM IT NAY 'NGERN: N,tic. 4.
th'nJ rn'i, hat al the january Ierm lss6 II
ihe Fr''oaie C"ur: nI Nj sl--ipla 'aautv. AK
an-as, Will apply tn said tat.u f"r an ord.r
rinP' wrring me as IA, Admiu,stralor of the g.
latt ~ J"hu Thompson, decd 10 ,sll th, in
i,frsl ~ 1Nned ~ the Y part Y. " section
~ = -, y. H. II, Easi. in said County
The pf'oe'4l- ni sai sale to ir, nt.plicl Ia tn.
liay mrut oi The dsbts OF said lie .,..l.,,l
4 JONES.
~ \, Admr Est Jno 'fi,pnsrsoa, dec 1t.
u M. AoNcigh. Ait'y Tor Adm
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
MANHOOD
AND
sexual Power
~ the Use OF
NJ Z ERVITA!

fh.nsands af cases ~ Nervous Debility.
meri-l sad Fhysical weakness. lusi nEinhosrt
nsrN,hs ptesii ati'in. results of i.discfetiuns
tNeessis "r au! cause, cured by NeT.iIa NJ
rm"dy eyrI "a red to IN. afflicted has n,,-i
" iih rucH unprecedented su,c,ss II hes NO
rqna' i''I curinz al hifnas OF NlRvor, MASrE,
tNuAtsTiuN, nEaiLlrN or brCAr It. hene.
h'AAl 'n'Ns am Immediately prrcsp ihlc. iu
Ten Nrtt- alter o. tufaenciug IT. a., a f,.,iln.
of rvnrNcd ,ig'E and sirength d, apparent. u
ucci, a pttsiupt and radical cure. and {. III,
rplN ssic and "aectgal tHHi.ly kHaWn inr car
iuE all forms 81 Nervous nrhihiy from an,
caurc. lis ti,ceis arc peTuaf ,nt No matter
upN AK ataitl your ease. hna msny renee
uiy- "a hive uled. or hoN many doctors have
itilsA Nh"n the disease has h.ilt.i ths
tNlii "i me ah ~ lal -iCiaur, "a hen mechanically
anil aesFHf have takru The place ~ hone and
the wnfid lanks h'snk and drcsry, Nsrsita
VII inspire n.s lif- aud y, riHai eltlV rnT,.
holy and mind II ~ cass, cuisa ~ Hsnse
ia isss. >is ng iaith that l. wiA en-. ,,eiN
case prompts me ." -snd rial l.a.kags on
rseipt Of 10 eesss ior rc~saxs. etc Name
this paper.
in. 4 49, LIN, boa a., . hicagv, IN.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
WARNING ORDER.

Is y,,riCe ~ rHs PACE torsr-pye,S
I""NshIr- hissIs s-Irri CoCSrE. AEk
" w. Thompson. )llainti1.
lIpl ~heurl ABrC.udtur
ilie nn-resi ient defendant iRl Shtasl.. d.
Marnc'l ." hprtar ib tai. Count within lhut,
lsA anfi i"nA~er complaint at i'laInlih. M. II
Thompson
b MiCKs. !. r.
THIS lSth. dsy OF Dee tss5
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
E>tray Notice.

N"'tr' Is hereby given ilat On This day John
Slmrk, G. tUrn OF Pecan Township has port
al ln ull niicr ~ E-trays, tue following de-
cIii,-d nnimal-.
ne nHfk hay mare mule, aye MOI Known.
hlSput l3si hAui. hlgh, tWo whit spot, oa the
righ side iRd uae On her neck
Also one s.rrel an tb.ui l3 hands his
win Whit star oh fbs face near the len rVe
Tie muiy j. salnrti thv appraisers q -2j
the ME. al So Til, becrnlhtT -. 1857
fltGn IS, MCkElsu
CitIk Count, Con {.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

ILiI Tf"r working people. send 10 cents
flfi DiHFiAro. amt We ~ mail you fu.H a
iiCJi ROYAL. valuable sampl. box Of gooos
mat Ntl pui yon IN the ay uf making more
money ~ lew days Than YOU ever thought
l"sstsh' At any business Capital not required
lo1 can I'VE al HON. aud w.rl In spaie time
ohiy. or aii the iiu.. A u oi both sex.r OF all
asrS sfaholv successIali 0renar Ia a. easily
earned tNcyy evening That all who wsut
" Us Htat tel The Uusinerr, We make Ihis un-
lnIallehd nnef To all who are not we'll sat.
~ e. We y ~ send " ." pay ter the trouble sf
writing us Iuil lsrtN sisrs. directions. etc.
* wee. .usmcnse fay ahs<,iufsly ture for
~ ~" tihii ~ sn-e. nchf delay. Addxxts
saiksss Atos Portland. Asiss..
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
For sale.

4 full and complete s"tt of Blacksmiths = and
wagon hater's frur. togcfhrr with 4 hrst elias
businrs. stand. situated un FrrncliHau's ii.yui,.
nov doing "A business of over szlda /, year. Wlth
pr"mpt uaying customers The entire ouiat
viii be sold Ia ih' right party AT a reasonable
price For trr,us and particulars, apply 80, ur
address. " z QlININ.
Golden lake, Ak,
Ec-ideHce, IN I'rvnclmau Ray on. to.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
FOR REM.

y Cotton Plantation, IN this c0un-
", at lover Cfaighead's Point, on
Mississippi river, Just below Island
No. 81 For further u.formation,
impure Of Jas. b. Craigbead, Stone
vail, or, address,,
EDWARD v PIERcE,
Du QuoIn, Illinois.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
INSTALLATION OF rHE NEWLY ELEc-
TED OFFcELs on OhrEnLA
L0DsE No. "a, \. h.
* a. NJ.
FoLLowED BY 4 BANQukr AND
DANCE.


Last Tueslny evening, Onceola
and siciuiiy put qn its best sunday
store bought clothes, and attended
the public Installation Of the newly
elecled uiherrs Of the Masonic frater-
nifty Of this place. The programme.
az announced IN our last issue, was
carried out with the utmost niccty
and precision. The music, instru-
mental and vocal, furnished by the
choir selected tor the occasion, was
rendered Ia a manner which at once
aitested careful training and q high
prdrr Of talent. The aidress by Mr..
MauIire Heinz on the subject of Ma
soury, was an able ciiuri, and was
received with marked attention and
entl.utiastic applause.
1ig BANQU ri.
Alter the Installation ceremonies
the W VI. announced that Banquet
WAS spread ia the Lodge roon above,
To partake Of which, all were cordial.
ly invited; precedence being special
ly teh,lertd to invited guests and yis-
iling brethren. Over three hundred
persons Jared sunptnously from the
following bill of fare:
MENU.
Coin MEAr: Roast Beef, Roast
Pork, Mutton, Lamb, Boiled Ham.
RoAsr Eowi.:-Turkey, Chicken,
Duck.
ENrGEEs; Salads: Shrimp, Chick
en-, Potato. Cold Siaw and Celery.
CAR.: Pound, Silver, Jelly, Frult.
t'RuITs: Oranges, liaisins, Grapes,
Appies, Almuuds.
Ambrosia, Cranberry Sauce, COT.
lee, Jellies and Pies.
Too much praise cannot he accor-
ded to Mr.. h. \. Garlick, Chairman
"t Comu'tlec ou properties, and his
able assistants, seconded by Mrs. II.
VI. McNcigh, Chairman of Commit.
tee OF Arrangements, and her faith
ful and efficient assistants, for the
elegant and tastesul decorations of
the tables. The toHf ensemble form
ing n picture that would delight the
eye of an artist, and CRAFTY the pail
ate Of an cpicure.
THE RAIL-
Alter partaking Of the good cheer
spread before them hy the che( de
all who ielt inclined repaired
to tlie l.. A. Hall, where the deyo-
tees Of 'feu,sichore fprmed ia sels
and 'incd ia tn, intricate maze of
the dance, keeping time to the dull
Get strains of ynluptupus harmon,
emitted 10y the celebrated = Mellon
aid Band, while the mme sc.latc con
tented tlmnisciv..- ia doing the agree
able, and thus bcguiling tin. fecting
hours.
Want of space farbids individual
mention OF those ia attendance, as
well us a description IF the elrgsn,
costumcs worn hy the ladies on tli,
occasion, but suffice it to say that tlr
art Of the M0aiStc had been called in
reguisiliou with charming results.
The entire affair, fyun first to last,
was cruwnng success and will h'
treasured rs apl aaing recollection
Tor cars tu come.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
RADEMpTIoN OF LANns

10 WHOM ~ MY CONi hRN. Know We.
maj litniy IAylnr iAs ihir dny redeemed the
: = sfctiun .. 9. "a n Il ~. f. by
nal avg inin the County fy,asugy the sam ~
i"if aid le-lvltl'- dollar ir fuli oi all Tax IA a
tl ana 'osis npon said land, said and was
Nhathcid -
Ni'hs-s my hand thi- lg-d day 1t Dec lssj
hGGH Il NI'NEl0H
lltrk lauutK Court
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
WARNING ORDER.

~ JLsIllE OF 1lfE PENCI COURT,
,CVIl TOW NSHIP
vs..
huherf unrvel,
Ihuz. Cotton. Plantia-
The non-r -ident Defendant, Robert IInrvel.
y N"'ngi iu aIlWar u. fhlr Court Withiu thifip
gnl and answer the complaint nf the l'lsinlif,
"h,i - manning u. l.. Hill. + +.
ii'f D'o' "a, iosl. >cou Township.
,. =. scmme-. any Tor nou- l,lent d,r.n,lt
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

A 11TTI send six crnfs for postage and
"A FkIJt, receive ffee. Cnsilv box nf
II LtAL--, goods which VIII h..ip You tn
more non,-y rigiii away til1n anything elise IA
ihis world Al. of either sex, sncered itom
first hour. The bruad road 10 fortune opens
i'eiorc THE workers. absolutely sure Atoncr
address. rhrR e Go Augusta Maine.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
FREE TRIAL.
Impotent Men.
" hether oang or Old having impaired lhci
Provocative Powers

By The hdiscrvtians Of Youth or Excc,se.
Naturrr Year may be Qulckly restored 1,
HEltEll
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02
Wine
OF
CARDlJI

This pure wine 10 n simple veee- \
table extract withous Intoxicating
qualities, and has proved to bc the
N 7s astenishing TONIC FOR WoMEN
kasewu to medical seieaee.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

well known gentleman SAYS: NJ
wife hns been In deiicste health Tor ~
teen years. She suffered fearfuily every
month with Pains ami excessive Inenssa.
Doctors ecnld do her no good. One bottle
OF McElr-c's Wine OF tariui restored her
health. aud she gained eighteen pounds
y IN weight IN two months while taking IL"
Mef1rec's w1ne Of Cardot fs rccom-
mendsd for painful nssathiy hnstt,
dinic cult. suppressed. excessive and
irregular stebss@. Whites. Failing Ut
the womb, Change os Life. General
Debility and rs n tonic for delicate
ladies. 1t wns tested In TooO cases
and cured $500 of them. ITS aston
ishing action nystified Doctors. de-
lighted sufferers. nnd restored thou
sands OF suffering women to health
and happia1s~. Druggists sell IL nt
sI.OO I,~s Rattle. 4 sixty-four page
pamphlet teiIiag All about 1t free by |
mail.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

No. 10 was the lucky ticket
that carried of the prize in the rattle
for the Toilet Sctt, and No. 23, held
by Mr.. Chas. Goodrich, took in the
Work Box. The holder Of 80 eau
get the Toilet Sett by calling at
BAccuUs & FLErcnEE's.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

min q I.nckert's . Ir,n Tome Strnp 8. rlaran-
,e,,i fo cure rhills. hnx ~ rodo, pills 70 each
,,aeksre. PRICE al hocsalr ny Richardson
irur to. 4 i.o,tis. Van Nieet 4 Go Memphis
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

Mai. Ben, X. Pullen, Of Mem
phis,. spent the happy yulriide with
lis daughter, Mrs. n. l.. Avery, and
family.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

Among those who went down
last Saturday night, in company with
the bridal party, were first of
course Mrs. l.. +. Hazard and Mr.
G.. II, Brickev. Mrs, Clara \. Rous-
san, Mr.. Maurice Heinz, Mr.. w f.
Williams, Mr.. W. S. Howe and We
editor.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

Mr.. w. u. Davis. was the lucky
winner OF the fine Brcech-ioadlng
shot gun rallied of on the 2ith.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

The gobhle, gobble of. the fes-
tive turkey is heard no more in the
coop in the back yar'l, where he
stratted but short time since. He
went the way Of all flesh.
The Osceola times., 1886-01-02

rar -anuuatfc'ar n,-ar-ieie nain- ~ eyes far
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The Red Cloud chief., 1886-04-09
A Registered Bull.

4 lsughsble inciden, occurred at
Judson last week, A young man had
come TO the conclusion that a. birds
mate in early sprIn9it would be the
proper time for him to join heart and
hand with the giil he loved. He went
TO Smith Center and procured the ,-
essary license from the county ,i,sk.
On the same day he received a c~ertiii-
cate ofs registered bull. BY some
mistake the young lover got the papers
mixed, and in the evening when the
couple stood up before the Squire iha;
two hearts might be welded into one,
he handed to the Squire the registered
bull certificate instead o. the marriage
license. The Squire did not stop to
look at the paper. thinking Of course
that it was all right and proceeded
with the ceremony. On his way home
the Squire stopped into . house and
took from his pocket the license, and
then he found the error. As fast rs
his legs could carry him he ran to the
home OF the newly married couple.
The young lady had already retired
and the young man WAS in the act Of
disrobing when the Squire entered the
house and in An excitec tone he yelled.
Hold on there! Put on your clothes
again. You are not married. You
gave me the wrong license" When
the matter wa explained the young
mar dressed himself again, and cursing
his stupidity for presenting a register
ed bull certificate instead Of a marriage
license, he babe his intended bride
good night and went away sorrowfully
The next day the license was found.
the ceremony performed over again,
and happiness reigns in tina, house
hold. II WAS a bully joke.