The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-09-30

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hssssr ssss ssythisg oil
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Thu h ~ sevs ios ths dada
--IAs posss ~ tesinning 70 vriis YER
m slcut CbsrI~ssco, ssd in prcrcsed 10
stast sec&hss relief fund Immediately.
--Ths email boy 10 nov very anxious 70
bsvs il settled that psssstsl discipline
shall b. declared ''ous' after ''tbree
stsitss."
wealth 10 ~ casmy 70 reliance
md isdustsy. A soon - man gets .
sasos hs wants 70 get somebody 70 paddle
4 ics him.
--An Ohio woman vent 70 bed one night
ssd vohs up The ssls morning 70 Gad her
iss dialoesasd. Il h supposed that she
60 70 talking 10 Der sltsp.
--Bo~s hoss kept 10 bsssssy in Ports-
osstA, n. r.. sss n The habit q getting
lsssk Jest Iihs nes. and they ass thsss-
ioss no loossr admitted into good hog 90
oisty.
la ths restaurant 0areon, arc you
suss thal this nsh 10 freshi 0sreon -Ah.
monsieur, Of that Il IL impossible for
me 70 ~; ! have only been IN the place .
week.
"A dealer sdvertises Lightning Fruit
JAn." They may BE- . new brand. but
for Tightening fruit jars there 10 nothing
more successful than small boy and soil
tuds
DIR. Oliver wondeIi Holmes used 70 |
b. sn amateur photographer. When be
picture 10 friend. be wrote
on the back Of it: Taken BY o. W. Holmes
4 Sun"
City belle pointing 70 wild plant by |
the ~syside)-- What's tbsts Country |
cousin j. That's miILveed. City belle :
Oh. yss; What you feed the cows on.
suppose.
- heard that old Mr.. Spriggins was
sick. Mrs. SnAggs." YES. he seems to be
10 bad way, Mrs. Fangle." "What is
he matter "He was taken with % Ath.
's.ic 1T. believe.
-Sundsy school superintendent = Nov
tell me What hcsthsns are. Small
boy tsho has been reading about the Bel
|ASt riots) = Heatbe1s 10 folks what don't
light over rellgiun.
--Hs vas travelling printer. and. being
tut Of employ meat. he hired himself out
o farmer One day the farmer said: Il
ssnt you TO Sc. ths. hen" How do you
ssnt NE 10 set her. soiid?"
Yes said tbs chairman, sadly, "our
empefsnce meeting last night would have
'ssn more successful il tho lecturer hadn't
,een % absent minded" "What did 10
os" "lIe tried to blo~ the foam from .
lass OF water"
A number Of young men we're guyiDg
big Scotchmsn about bis big feet, when
9 silsnced them by saying: "Ye earn
,sk ~ moocL loon o them ~ ys loike.
DOT them coon in domned andy whoon
ere 10 summon. Ii
We saw farmer caught in barbed
ire fence. ths other day. confined BY I've
rongs 20 that he could not stir either
~. Az ss saw the same farmer putting
p the sccursed nuisance 10 The spring. We
mply vept and passed by.
"A down town druggist has = parrot
hich he has taught 70 say what . pretty
rIr Whenever woman. young or old.
tiers his store, and they do say that
poor. weak man can hardly get into
. store 70 buy cigar on Hne after
ION.
She did wrong 70 look back. didn't n
I Bessf "Yss. mamma" And what
you think Lot thought when hs saw
J poor vile turned into pillar Of salt"
dont know. mamma; l s'psct be
'ndsrsd whore he could got : fresh "
a."
IA Albion, Neb.. girl weary Of single
'ssedaess dropped the following "oren
tss" IN the postoiice; Deere Henre--
IN rit od Il You cumatAll. Ned Gilmore \,
insistin tibet shall hev him aud be
q Ne % ordll lite tibet can't hold ont =
,eh ioness." /
- Nss Hampshire chap Who wanted
bssak al the sasaeemsnt 70 another
~ d Ne sirl b loved. didnt Try 10 -
susds either that The other vas false,
Just ooskivsd 70 sst them both 10 Join r
same shsrsh choir, and 10 les than I
\ thsy didat:spsak.
Two ladies VEN eosvsulng o. ths
'litiss I'D dsmsriA Of thsir own fair 81: 80
6aid one. With : twinkle d her "
stiful sysA Il have never known but !, !
women vho we're really perfect
10 ~ The ctheri" asksd her compan-
viih : smile on her thin face. =
va n Nsrischkiss came to Paris ~ ~