The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-01-14
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old Farmer 10 nmatenr diitol- What
do you fssd year plr.y' Amateur Far
ner --aan. olh Farmer 10 the earl
Amateur Farmer DO disgust = No; IN the
mouth.
"a genuine patriot" said "a orator
recently. must At all times be ready to
die for his country, even though Il should
cost him BIZ. iiiel" LAUNDERING APP
plsuse
--"Beans Regarded As Food" is the
heading 10 an exchange. That is the way
beans should be regarded Any one who
would regard beans as beverage would
he away of
"A little girl vas seated At the table
opposite ges4Ieman with ~AIed mus
tsche After gazing at him for several
moments, she exclaimed: my kitty has
got smellers, too.
Isn't my photograph excellent
said somewhat spunky wife TO her hus
baud. well, nv dear" replied he IL
think there's little too much repose
sbont the mouth.
-yicionen sardon, the French novelist
was asked the other day by lady; Mon.
sieur, why did God make meu?" Mad
sme. be replied. TO keep the women
from sssassinaling each otherl'
II can't say AS he went to heaven,
remarked Fort Scott citizen OF q de-
ceased townsman. "bnt he paid a bill OF
eleven years standing the day before he
died, and You can Judge for yourself.'
FIRST Dude You look sather pale,
Cholly, mr. boy. Second Dude Yaas.
feel vathas uflsh Got vaccinated yes
tawday. + d. All Did 1t hurt2 s.
ID No. took ether, ye know.
you dear thing, she said gushing
~; chow handsome your bonnet does
look I'm sure 1t looks as we'll as 1t dii
last winter Only woman could
say thugs like this aud say them so
easy.
"A student Of tbs Dime Novel --"Come,
now. BERTHE, kiss your little sister and
make up with her, said mamma to her
ten -year-old boy. What the Pawnee
Chief bow to pale face Cry Baby Mother
you ask too mnchl"
When country editor who is stIug-
CLING along, trying TO build mp town and
rear large family on $500 year, dis.
covers that baseball pitcher hauls a. 600
for a seasons play. il makes him sit down
on roller box aud think
"a clergyman enteavoring to console q
rich miser IN bis dying hours. asked him;
.la looking over your past life, what do
you regre. tue most at this timer" That
! didn't die tsenty Ave years ago. wh.n
funerals were cheaper.
Magistrate Ever been arrested DO
forey Prisoner No. sab. Magistrate
Didn't send you to the Island last win
ter for 10 dayss Prisoner declsr's 10
goodness. nov ] looks at yo. jedge,
b'iieyos 20 did. Bat Use poor hand to
member faces
--Touris,--I thought some extensive
improvements in Central Park had been
projected. Proud New-Yorker-Thst's
so; they xerei on most magnificent
scale Tourist we're they never
carried oui1 Proud New Yorker %, the
rest Of the country wouldn't subscribe the
money.
--"when sisnd on my bead" said
Flipkins. with the AIR Of man who has
60, poser, the blood al PUSHES into
my bead. Nov when stand on my feet
Why dou'i the blood all rush into my feesg
Because" replied Mrs. Cushanigans
brother, "bccsnse. Flipkins. your feet are
not empty"
The ladies were talking about their
old silver and the newer designs. when
Mrs Oldblossom said; II use nothing
on my table bat hammered ware" And
just as crash Of resoundine china came
echoing from the Kitchen, she added.
"And there's ihe artist hammering some
more ~ il"
A little fellow Of four years went 10
blaetsmith's 10 see bis fathers horse
shoj. aud Gas watching closely The work
Of shcsins. The blacksmith. began
10 pare the horses hooi. aud thinking