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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
HOME MARKETS.
Why Really Good Farm Produce Will AL
ways Sell at High Prices.

ways sell high frlceS
An excellent home market for his pro-
duce may be made by any one who will
give special attention to the quality OF
the products made on his farm. The
farmer who is well known to the people
of the nearest village as one who pays
special attention to all the necessary de-
tails for supplying only the best, will
soon find himself burdened with more
orders than he can fill, and when such a
reputation is once gained there will be
no difficulty in securing good prices, nor
need there be fear of opposition, as the
BUYERS are always ready and willing to
pay for a good article when they have
implicit confidence in the producer. The
confidence is the secret of success. The
first thing to do is to teach the purchasers
that even when you have the opportu-
nifty for so doing you will take no adj
vantage of them, and that what you
guarantee may be relied upon. In this
manner of doing business mutual ben
eft will result to both parties. Oleomar-
garine or butterine will be no obstacle in
the way of one whom the purchasers
have confidence, and they will not find
objections should a proper compensa-
tionbe required for the really meritori-
Gus articles.
At the recent New York show there
we're exhibits of eggs for the table.
Among the rules observed in securing
such eggs We're that no egg should be
kept on the farm longer than the next
day after it was laid, and no stale egg
were used as nest eggs. A circular was
printed enlightening buyers in regard
the difference in quality between fresh
ly-laid egg and one that was stale, and
every endeavor was made to assure the
buyer that only the fresh, newly-laid
eggs were sold. The consequence is
that the party who engages in the bust
ness sells his eggs for sixty cents a
dozen when others do not realize
twenty cents, although eggs are sold
equally as good as those he brings to
market. but as he does not buy eggs,
and collects them on his farm only, the
purchasers have confidence in him and
paw him accordingly.
This is no fancy sketch. but is actual.
ly daily occurrence. and as is the
case with eggs so with milk, butter,
cheese, fruit, poultry and vegetables.
The best articles will always sell, and
realize high prices. and he who deter
mines to produce only that of first
quality will find his customers ready
and willing to encourage him--F'arn,
Field and StOcEnaan.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
Abating a Nuisance.

II was on a train out in Iowa the
other day. sad travelling man,
(which stopped half an hour at dim
ner station. A vain and dudish young
fellow with small handbag persisted
in walking up and down the platform
directly in front of the coaches and
gazing impndently into the faces of the
lady passengers near the open windows:
He was so impertinent that | soon
found myself about mad enough 10 go
ont and give him a talking TO. But be-
fore / reached that point rogulsh-
faced Young woman sitting near me
settled him good deal easier than |
could have done it. She stuck her head
ont of the window just as he was going
bx. and called out TO him:
..Say. sonny, are you selling apples
or peanuts?' . a.. ,-,o,, 1o,ot,
- cor and no more annoyance from
the dudish young man on the platform
Chicago Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
Snails as Fortune TeIIers.
[st. Adams (Vt.) Messepger.1

Several st. Adams girls were out in
good season Saturday morning hunting
for snails, because of their faith in that old
saying which holds that the color of snails
found by young damsels on morning
will indicate the color and several other
important characteristics of their ''true
love-" We haven't heard whether the
st. Adams girls found any snails or not /;
but any girl that can get up at five a. M.
and go on a snail-hunting tour can not be
called slow, and any snail that would not
allow himself to become victim to such
enterprise ought to be turned out of the
eLnimal kin ~dom.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
MONTANA WOMEN.
DANES and Maidens Wonderfully Se1f-Re-
liant and independent.

Danes and Maidens Wonderfully Se1f-Re-
liant and Independent.
With the remarkable development of
the Western Territories has grown up a
class of women totally different from
their sisters in the States. The very
fact of being in a new, wild country,
often left alone to look after the herds
and fiocks, has made them wonderfully
self-reliant and independent l run
across women up in this country so full
of pluck, grit and endurance that 1
verify believe that in stand-up fight
with hostile Indians or marauding
horse-thieves they would be equal, man
for man, to the same number OF cow
bows or soldiers. These ladies, by reason
of their wild life on the frontier, do not
by any means lose all the gentleness and
refinement of their sex. To be sure
they become somewhat rouglrened by
hardship and exposure, but, through 1t
all, they still preserve their womaniy
traits, and when the necessity arises Tor
them to ride, hunt or shoot, you VIII
find them there, and in the end perhaps
a little better off than many males
would be under similar circumstances.
There are all kinds of women In the
Northwest. From the cultured DANES OF
our best cities the grade runs all the way
down to the female road agent But
as rule, the girls of Montana are
made of the very best material to be
had on the continent. Scattered all
over the broad prairies of Montana are
refined and cultured women, bred in
aff1uence and ease, proud, young and
hopeful, called by the misfortunes OF
their husbands or led by their desires to
enter and achieve in new fields the mis-
sion of life. to surrender society, the
home and friends and scenes OF their
youth, and march boldly to far-oh
wilderness and endure privation, toll,
labor and suffering. But these women
have grown to be brave, industrious,
self-rel:a ant. full of pluck and energy,
perfect horsewomen, healthy, hearty.
active and independent, and in many
cases about as pretty and us plump as
the very hest of climates can make
them. Now, the typical Montana girl,
if left alone. will succeed where an
ordinary man would fail. With no
vices, they stick closely TO business, and
if bent on tree-claIming, homesteadlng
or pre-empting a quarter, half or whole
section of land, they generally stay by
the claim to the end and prove up on
time.
Many of these enterprising damsels
wouldn't have husband at any price.
Again, many, after laying the founda-
ton of comfortable fortune. are taken
in by some lazy bachelor who comes
loafing along. sees the chance, marries
the maiden and settles down into a nice
ready-made home. Our girls are bread
winners, and no mistake. They are up
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

WE accidently overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday.
Jones Smith, why don't you stop that
disgusting hawking and spittings
Smith. How can /! You know | am q
martyr to catarrh.
j. Do as did. I had the disease in its
worst form but am we'll now.
S. What did you do for it:
j. used DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 1t
cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard of it, and by Jove I'll try it.
j. Do SO. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

OLD pill boxes are spread over the land
by the thousands after having been emp
of sickening, disgusting medicine the poor
stomach has to contend with. Too much
strong medicine. Prickly Ash Bitters is
rapidly and surely taking the place of all
this class of drugs, and is curing all the ills
arising from disordered condition of the
liver, kidneys. stomach and bowels.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
G.. M. ID.

Walking down Broadway is very pleas.
ant when you feel we'll, and T k
never felt better than when his friend asked
him how he got over that severe cough OF
his !, SO speedily. IA" y, my boy said T,
dered what G. NJ. D. meant. He knew it
did not mean a Good Many Doctors, for
T k had tried dozen in vain. Sc ]
have it, said he, just hitting the nail on
the head, "you mean DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery or Gold Medal Deserved
as my friend j s. always dubs it"
Sold by druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
A Sparrow-Destroyer.
Worcester Mass. } GaZ cite.


About year ago one of the conductors
of the Boston & Albany railroad, who is
noted for his dexterity with the shotgun,
undertook the task of freeing the Union
station from the sparrows that infested the
place in large numbers. Up to date he has
killed $50 of the belligerent, CHEEKY and
fecund birds, and intends to leave off the
"sport" when he has bagged a round 500.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
Young America At Moving Time.

LIAIDauy EApItsS.l
A boy. otherwise well dressed, attracted
the attention of an expressman on Broad.
way yesterday by his stockings, one of
which was vivid yellow and the other q
flaming red. "Our folks have been NOV
ing" he explained, land ma couldn't find
q regular pair of stockings for me this
morning. So had to wear these"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15
How She Got Even With Sanders.
Boston Transcript

Here is the way a seif-reliant woman
heads off, in an English newspaper, her
husband, who apparently had been "post-
ing' her:
NOTICE., Mary Sanders, never con-
tracted any Debts in the name of William
Sanders, as the name of Sanders is not good
enough to get credit on.
(Signed) MARY SANDERS.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

which he retires to when his wife COM
mences house-cleaning- Boston CONNER
cinL kHf[erln
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

WHEN an idler enters the sanctum of .
busy editor. and the editor says: "Glad to
see you're back what does he meant
N. Y. Independent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

AS 4 hair dressing, Halls Hair Remover
has no equal. Ask your druggist for it.
The only warranted cure for chills and
fever is Ayers Ague Cure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

man never sees the dog until it is too late
to escape in dignified manner.-Chicago
LeQ0er.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

LANDLADy-"Go ahead, Mr.. Fraidcat
and see if it is burglar Mr.. Fraidcat
with cowardly presence of mind -''Ladies
first, always"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

AN indirect way Of getting a drink Of
water at cheap clearinghouse is to ask
for third cup of tea.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

The seasons seal hunt off New
fourdland was a failure. Owing to
nrom scuous hunting, the animals are
rapidly disappearing. -Bosto's Jo'sr''0s'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

WHEN THE SCALP IS ANNOYED with Dand-
ruff, GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP will be found
an infallible remedy. HILLS HAIR AMI
WHISPER DYE, Black or Brown, SOC.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

SOLD again-Second-ha articles.-Bu,
iagtoa Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaa
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 2ot
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

THERE are instances where quail on toast
has been followed in due time by three
cents on the dollar.-Chicago Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

DR.. P1ERCE's "Favorite Prescription' is
the debilitated woman's best restorative
tonic.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-07-15

BRONCHITIS is cured bv frequent small
doses OF Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
DEATh-BED VISIONS.
One of the Most Pleasing Fancies Swept
Away by Science.

one OF the Most Pleasing FancieS Swept
Away by Science.
1t is better to know the truth, DR.. T.
D. Spencer has observed in reference
to the phenomena of death, than to
cherish a belief, however pleasing it
be, founded on error. The traditions
and superstitions of the past have led
to popular belief in the theory that
the beatifc visions which often come
to the dying are momentsry views
of those mysteries hitherto unknown;
but science, with its iconoclastic hand,
has swept away the pleasing fancy, and
in its place has constructed a fabric
founded on analogy. An@sthetics and
asphyxia from drowning or charcoal
fumes often produce disordered fancies
exactly like those preceding death, and
the natural inference is that they result
in both cases from one. and the same
cause. During the last moments of
life the mind gradually loses cognizance
of external surroundings and is rapt
in self-contemplation. Though still
in a semi-conscious condition, the
weeping of friends and the voices
of attendants fall upon dull ears.
The eye-lids are closed, the pupils
slightly contracted and rolled upward
and inward. The dying man has for
gotten the present, for he is living in
the past. One by one the events of a
whole life appear, it's joys and sorrows
perchance long since forgotten, rise
before him in startling distinctness,
and then disappear in the swiftly NOV
ing panorama. The familiar faces of
the friends of his youth are thrown upon
the mental retina, their CHEEKY voices
reverberate in his ears, and the thought
of meeting these friends in the near
future is perhaps his last conscious inn
preston. AS this drowsiness creeps
over the system. these images, nodded
from the past become as realities to
the disordered Imagination. The germs
from which originate these strange
combinations have probably been lying
dormant for years in the regis tering
ganglia of the brain. Arkansas TrGv-
eler.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
$1,000 REWARD
Automatic Sewing Machine Co.
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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
STATE OF WISCONsIN-County Court for
s9 Jefferson County.-ln Probate.

In the matter of the estate ofJohn W. Roberts,
late of the Town of Watertown. in the County of
Jefferson and State of Wisconsin, deceased.
Letters testamentary on the sale estate having
been issued, and the first Tuesday of May next
being the time by the order of said court limited
for the creditors of said deceased to present their
claims for examination and allowance.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
Judge of said Court, will, on the first Tuesday
being the third day of May, A. D., 1887. at the
office of the County Judge, in the City of Jeffer
son, in said County, receive, examine and adjust
all claims and demands of all persons against
said deceased
Dated at Jefferson, Wis, this 18th day Of Co
tober, A. D 1856.
HENRY COLONIUS,
2w4 County Judge
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03

WANTED want you to do parlor worl
w your own home: plenty work; good paw. S1
per piece: all materials free. A. LOVE.
CLEVELAND O
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
LEGAL Advertisement.
cTATE OF WISCONS1N-County Court FOR
- Jefferson County.-In Probate.

Notice is hereby given that at a special term
of the County Court, to he held in and for said
County, at the Court House, in the CITY of Jeffer-
son, in said County, on the third Tuesday of
Novem Der, being the 10Th day OF November, A. d.
1856, at IL O'Clock in the forenoon. the follow
ing matters Will be heard and considered:
The petition of Thomas w. Jones, admins
traitor of the estate of William l.. Jones' late of
the town OF Ixonia, in said Jefferson County.
deceased, intesate, for the examination aGu
allowance of his final account of his admins
tration CT said estate; and for the assignment of
the residue of said estate to the persons by law
entitled to the same.
Dated, this 18th day of October, A. d., 1885,
BY order c. the Court:
HENRY COLONIUS,
IVA County Judge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03

.efunded. But what is more remarkable still, we
never knew a woman willing to dc her own family
sewing on shuttle machine after having tried our
new Patent AUTOMATIC.
Even Shoe Manufacturers find it best suited to
their work-its elastic more durable.
Truly Automatic Sewing Machines fast super
seding shuttle machines, and it is no use to
deny it. Truth is mighty and does prevail. Shuttle
Machines have seen their best days.
Send for circular. Correspondence solicited.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
The Cantain of q Miss;ss;nn;

The Captain of Mississippi river
steamer amuses his friends by this
statement regarding the great stream:
II have seen it so low at some places
that we have had trouble soaring the
calves away from in front of the boat.
The whistle was used for that purpose,
and sometimes we would have to keep
her going continually for long time. !"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
MONEY-MAkING.u
a Fragment From the History of a Recent
Iy Deceased Millionaire.

a fragment From the History of a Recent
1y Deceased Millionaire.
When Jeremiah P. Robinson died in
Brooklyn the other day he left an es-
tate whose value is generally estimated
at from $4,000, 900 to So, 900, 000 Long
years ago, when Mr.. Robinson was
young and driving business man, he
had an ambition, and the ambition was
to accumulate a fortune of $4,000
when / get that much money!" he
said one day to one of his clerks,
"then I'm going to quit business right
short off and enjoy the rest OF my days
in ease" And several years went by
before any thing akin to the figure he
had fixed upon as satisfactory was
approached; but the closer he got the
less he had to say about 's$50,O00 being
enough for any sensible man" One
New Years Day he entertained his
clerk, "Will," he said, 'I've been
making an inventory of things this
morning, and | find that | am worth
something over $50,
"Then you are going to go out of
business, | suppose, ~ the clerk re-
marked. =
go out of business! Why, man
alive, what are you talking about? Go
out of business! [ have only begun;
my figure is $150,000; that's enough to
satisfy any man, and more would be
burden. But $4,000 don't begin to
look so big when you get close to it as
it does when it's about $49, 700 off. F."
Neither did $4,000 when it came to
look as big as it did once, and it's pos
session was but the incentive to more
energy and bigger enterprise. It is
the same old fever-enough is never
what a mortal has.-N. 7. Times.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
CONSTIPATION

Is universal and most troublesome dis.
order. 1t causes Headache, Mental De-
preston, impairs the Sight and Hearing,
destroys the Appetite, and, when long
continued, causes Enlargement of the
Liver, Inflammation of the Bowels, and
Piles. Constipation is speedily cured
by Ayers Pills.
For number of months I was
troubled with Costiveness, in copse-
quence of which 1 suffered from Loss of
Appetite, Dyspepsia, and a disordered
liver. My eyes also troubled me. I was
compelled to wear q shade over them.
and, at times, was unable to bear ex-
posure to the light. l was entirely
CURED BY USING
three boxes of Ayers Pills I have no
hesitation in pronouncing this medicine
to be the best cathartic ever made. -
James Eccles, Poland, Ohio.
I suffered from Constipation, and, con-
sequently, from Headache, Indigestion,
and Piles, for years. Ayers Pills. which
took at the suggestion of friend, have
given me eHectual relief. 1 commenced
taking this remedy two months ago, and
am now free from Constipation. the re-
moval of which has caused my other
troubles to disappear, and greatly inn
proved my general health. w. Keller,
Amherst, Mass.
I suffered from Constipation, which
assumed such an obstinate form that
feared it would cause stoppage of the
bowels. Two boxes of Ayers Pills cured
me, completely. d. Burke, Saco, Me.
Ayers Pills,
Prepared by DR.. j. G. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass,
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers in Medicine
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-03
-esWas uO111. h11ch or, tho CT.

-''Was your husband on the stand
yesterday" asked the lawyer of a wo-
man, in a case where husband and
wife were witnesses. "No,'o she an
swered with a snap, ''he wasn't on the
stand. He was on the set. That's the
kind of man he is, whenever there is
any thing to set on, from a satin sofy
to the top rail of a worm fence. y
WASHINGTON Critic.
West Virginia freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1881-1886, 1886-02-03
Give us Both Sides.

The Grand Jury at Clarksburg
found about 800 indictments against
the criminal whisky peddlers of
that city, whereupon the Neaos pro-
ceeds to immortalize these enter
prising jurymen by publishing
their names, ages, number of chill
dren they have, and all that.
And now who will write up for
history the other parties to these
noted transactions
Who will embalm in prose or
verse the indicted citizens? The
News says, thirteen of the sixteen
Jurors are church members. How
many of the indicted are exemplary
Christisn citizens? Let us have
the other side. Let posterity have
an impartial history of this last
Harrison County Circuit Court.
West Virginia freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1881-1886, 1886-02-03
A Sensible Board.

The State Board of Agriculture
of Indiana, recently passed by I'M
animous vote the following reso-
luton, whereat we emphat;cally
remark that Indiana has a sensi-
BILE Board of Agriculture:
"Resolued, That any county or dis
trict fair which shall allow the sale
of intoxicating liquors on the fair
grounds, or which will not enforce
the law in regard to games of
chance, is worthy the name of an
agricultural society and meets the
strongest condemnation of this
delegate Board"
West Virginia freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1881-1886, 1886-02-03
This is Encouraging -Clarksburg
Redeeming Herself.

From the Court proceedings in
the Clarksburg News we take the
following extracts. is encourag-
ing reading to all who have regard
for law and order and seek the
overthrow of the murderous liquor
traffic.
estate VS.. Virginius Jasper, ten
dollars and costs in a cases.
State vs.. G.. l.. Hurst, $25 and
costs in 3 cases.
State vs.. All. J. Clifford, $25 and
costs.
State vs.. w. T. Bird, $40 and costs
in cases.
State vs.. Thos. Mulherson, $40
and costs in 4 cases.
State vs. Pat. Dowd, do. Pat Nc
Donnell, do. Dan. Ernst, $40 and
costs in each case, and so on as the
Court proceeds. The Grand Jury
returned 800 indictments for mis-
demeanors and 5 for telonies."