New-York tribune., 1886-06-06
THE TALK OF The DAY.

Newspapers have all sorts OF questions thrown at
them For instance, The Boston Globe the other day
ceived the following letter from q woman in Iowa.
VIII you please tell me what l. the trouble with
throats My litts girl years oi and myself have
throats swell ont at the SIDE It seems in the gule
and have dull ache and gre sore to touch. am thirty
four years old. wish you could prescribe something
that would help us. We The Globe and thought
would write"
Two real estate spectators passengers
Second Avenue Elevated train yesterday mUrnin, and
were discussing the proposed purchase OF some
buildings, when Of them REPLIED We'll. dots Bud
den,eks pldin I voodn't touch his property. tell
you killed do pzness aad id hun righd dot he
goes to sing Sing
The lord or prnceling. the paltry baronet
knight should descend to level of lady
VINO had to her bread. would be tahooed for lie.
Nj Long, socially aud ntellec Ilr s the equal OF
"a man like Lord harrington. TO take "A familiar aud an
eminent name and ne has held an Office far more honor;
likely u hold great Offices tor forty wears 10 come
In the eyes OF his own townmen ne selects MS accom-
he industrious. and all bingham and all Misst
Countess in Britain tt to walk in front of SUCH lady;
and there's not sdci marquis OF them all who has hall
pretending scholarly, and distinguished Massachusetts,
gentleman.- i Boston Pilot.
Mr. william Black it Is sad Is to make tour Of Eng
land by way Of the raging canal Ie will then be able to
write a brilliant rovel entitled Tho Shadows OF the
Towpath; the Demon Mule"
The velocity OF light is tremeniou that. as The
Bnllo CoDmercia Adoertiser dgures 1t OUT. "t
round the earths surface distance OF nearly $4,000
miles, eighth part of second We reproduce these
figures the benefit Of the boy OF the period
lie would do well cut them out aud paste them in mis-
hat. Not that he can ever hope to cope with light in
rapdty but that the contemplation of the
feat travelling 25. 900 miles in eighth OF second
may stimulate him break his record for speed.
religious paper that the clergy Of to-day should
discharge tho function OF prophet A Clergyman in
this and another in St Louis have already
to discharge the function OF weather prophet but this
is probably the kind Of prophet that Is wanted.
Some Georgia papers grievng bee the Demo-
cratic campaign in that state Is becoming vulgar and
abusive. II it keeps this they think that the
managers will have to put "Sam' Jones the
stump tell him his mud singer full
pacity.
In Paris the city owns the street cars They do those
own the city lSomoryllIe Journal
1t is said that tho average salary OF the Episcopal
bishops is about $500 year. IL times improve they
will probably receive much gilt edged base
ball player and then the free thinkers Will have chance
to denounce pompous prelates VINO riot prncely
salaries
GRIP, the comic paper of Canada. has most excellent
cartoon this week. 1t represents Canada poutug.
but pretty young GIRL talking Britannia who Is mold
ing Home Ruler III her arms. while that obstreperous
individual is pulling down her back nair. Britannia
evidently .urrptsd." Benici the pair Uncle Sam Ia
slyly hooking 10 ish in every word. rhe
title ls How 1t May End" The following conversation
Brtanis"Oh. II he's right you'll have to give In. and
If you're right you'll have to don't bother
about your nsnery troubles Don't you I've got
my hand, fun "
Miss Canada" Well, nanny. II that's how you feel
don't you think I'd better marry HIM to get rid OF
him y
Good for Miss Canada. We always did like her. Come
| To these arms Detroit Free Press
The Boston Transcript exults New-Yorkcrs be-
they don't know the difference between shall
and "will."
During the days OF slavery the cotton planter had
many lives under his control aud do his bidding lie
controlled his slaves, In their social life WIN
freedom 10 the cOorei Held hands the desire u
migrate from the Oil plantations aud cruelty and to
seek other and rcmuneratIve employment, aud 40 no
the planters moved greater consideration OF their
hep tn avoid oelug deserted.
The Ar-Ona HOioier recently asked its readers u
send In To tho question, What do you ake tor
cold Nearly all the thus Tar recev show th Al
whskey Is the cold IN Arizona well as IL
other parts OF tho world The Hoeer that II
will soon have = symposum on the question, I" WHAT
Should Mau Do Whom % Gaoot Ii As the Drop HIN T.