Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-05-02
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GRANTS saddle has been sold in Chicago.
SO has the man that bought it.-Burtington
- se Press.
A MARRIAGE ceremony is very much like a
street car strike. It's nothing more nor less
man "tie ups. ID fHS i dUer5iser.
THE Greek question is simultaneously troub-
ling the grea. Powers of Europe and the over
seers 81 harvard College .-L0a0sI COlsrier.
A WESTERN PAPER is of he opinion that the
Gamer Orrgn WAS struck by Il meteor. As
The hole was made in the To tom OF he vessel
some pers ms are inclined to ridleule the
" esiern papers the ry: nut perhaps the
Oregon was turning sOmersault at the time.
-NOrGt 10 e0H HeTdId.
A SHORT TINE SINCE party of New Workers
Wis led the AT anita University amt heard the
p pills sing the I'll p art tion ingS. Que o
the visitors presented President Chase a check
for 81. C0O. Another f,r $3.50, and thIrd for $50
The do RS were then opened, and they were
allowed to rscape.-BWrLingtoR Tree Press.
MARY ANS. did yez get that job yez an
sw red the advertisement fur In the papers
as a laties' wash lady?'
Fax. | dunno, Mrs McGnfy; me social
engagements has p'eyinted me from calm
on he part es. But l ii them me kyard de
wisite, as they calls il, anu expects TO hear
Dy Chewsday. - fnltler.
EXPERIENCED TRAMP TO novicel-Now.
Bill. times money IN this business same's any
other.
Novicp-Yes?
Experience ii Tramp-An' 80 when you
strike IN m on the street, an he stops am
Us, sir" an Is very p lite. don't try o
w"rk him for nuthin', COS yOu'll not get 1T.
Drap him to onct.-HeU YORK Sun.
A NEW YORKER who was travelling in Mary
land came across big dry ditch about forty
rods long In ne outskirts nf town. and ma
turdlly iHq ulred what II was intended for.
- can l." " as the answer.
''Why wasn't it fni-hei?"
mo need of a.. By the time they had dug
th- far The company was con Olidated with I
RAJ raad, he -ub -criptiOns were Al in. the
stocNn 'ders fr zen OUT, an the Lad ne men
realty for years pleasure trip to hurope."--
Wgh Street Rsscs.
MISS BIRDIE MCGrNEIs has been paying a
great deal 90 ltJte MI IN To 1G9in AnjerFX SUI
dent ~ the Uhtversi y of Texas. Her affec-
tb0n has hven Refrigerated very literally hy
ON. Till Blrde IS not quite sure that Tom
- SAFE YOuns man t. tie to, 20 she pi oceede /
TO crOss-eNamine the witness, so to speas .
'You sill 'ove me as devOtetil a. ev r. do
you, romT' s'Why should't love you, BirdieY
sou ate my FIRST amt ,,nly love- III w
about lhft ret- heaped girl Won went out rld-
ing with when You Were IN Dallas last week
10 Sine also \ our ir.t and only iovep' "N0,"
replie Tom. c .lmy, "she is not my first AMI
only love. SaeAs my second AMI only love"
mo sale. All bets OFF" remarked rum as he
walke't out throagh the frunt gate.- TeraS
Sf sngs.
UP in the limestone region OF Tennessee Ike
JuDnson accused NJ re smith " tn h wing sto-
len hs,boots. Nose denie having approprla-
ued the bouss One word brougal on. another,
until having exhausted their stock nf epithrts
war was declared. After havin fought for
fifteen or twenty minutes. the gentleman upon
Shase farm the negroes lived. came upon the
scene OF act on, and Ito ped he 90 flict
"ike. what Is ne matter With you nad Nose ~
he inquired. ''Mose stole M boot. sir" II
'olSr, Marse j mn, never lux .e's boots
COS jinei de church sunday befo' IA, en-
dun most quit stealing, SIR" slow cum
you never ie. me you had jined de church? -
SAID Ike. "EC had r kuOwed dat / would
enter 'Cused Sou Nv tekIng lie DO ia. l doom
waiter ing NJ Chri-tun's name a re ute.
les snake hans en- he frens." So shaking
hands he two went If singing:
"Wh Sc gwine 10 hoe de- bosses
When de bridegroom cOme-.'
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