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The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

Frenchman cannot pronounce "ship' The word
sounds ''sheep" in his mouth Seeing an ironclad
he said to boy, SIS dish Sheep" 'No,
answered the boy, ats ram"
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

The Best Salvc in the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t guaranteed to give perfect satsfac
ton, or money refunded Price % cents per box
For sale by Richard ii. Moody.
The gentleman often spoken of in novels, who
riveted people with his gaze, has obtained EN-
ployment III boiler mandatory.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

1t is in better form now to say to a man who is
boring you, "Oh, bring chair than to remark
blunty "lou make me tired
Notwithstanding much is said about the import
ance of a blood purifying medicine, possibly the
matter has never claimed your serious attention.
Think Of no'ci IT, by using Ayers Sarsaparilla,
you avoid scrofula and transmit health to your
| offspring, thank us for the suggestion.
"'roo muchee by m-by'' was the expressive way
i'll which Chinaman informed Il matchmaker that
his watch gained.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
GO Where You Will

you'll find SOZODONT in vogue. People have
thrown away their tooth-powders and washes
teeth on the toilet table in their place. 1t keeps
the teeth in splendid order, and spices the breath
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
A Beautiful Easter Card,

The Virgin salt Co., Of New Haven, Conn, arc
making grand offer to Introduce their salt &,
and ask your grocer for Virgin Salt and get ele
CANT Easter Card. In addition offer an extra in
ducement: pair of Doves beautifully Autograph
ed in ten colors natural as life, on large care
9X inches. Virgin salt is the cleanest, purest and
Whitest salt ever seen used. a large package
1lAst s.11nl1 Lets
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

Scrofulous humors are the most troublesome in
spring. Nothing gives relief as Negetne
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

in Holland, Mich, {. J. Doesburv publishes the
NetCs, and in its columns strongly recommends DR..
Thomas Electric Oil for coughs, colds sore threats,
catarrl and asthma.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

Forty million people, or one-fifth of the sub
jects of the Empress of India,'' are in state
of chronic starvation. Famine succeeds famine
at the rate of one in every five or six years.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
RuckIen'S Arnlca Salye,

A lawyer told the jury that he seemed to
band of white robed angels lowering about tho
head of his client, who was up for horse stealing
The jury brought in verdict of guilty.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

From al over the country come similar testimonials
CT oio dns eff Of ATHL0PH0R0S sasng both
neuralgia. No other remedy has been discovered
that is real for either of these terrible dis
eases. AthIophoros is not an experiment it has
been tried and its value proved by thousands of
people all over the United States No remedy has
ever been put on the market that has brought such
universal relief to sufferers from rheumatism and
neuralgia. Athlophoros is absolutely safe to take
and will surely bring relief If you doubt its merits
send for names of persons in your own State who
have been cured by it's use
Ask your druggist for HthIophoros, IF Won
cannot get it of him will send it EXP -ess paid on
receipt of regular price-Sl 90 per bottle We
prefer that you buy it from your druggist. but if
he hasn't it do not be persuaded to Try something
eise but order at once from US as directed
ATHL0PR0R0S CO., il2 WALL ST., NEW YORK
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

Anarchist circulars melting workingmcn to
avenge the death of their comrades i'll Chicago
by plundering and numbering have been distri-
buted in great quantities in Pittsburg, Pa.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
N&AadreAse q s

have spent for medicine to cure my Rheurnatism
with at finding any relief until tried ArH1oPHo
RIOS have taken six bottles Of ATHLoPuoRos,
and am now q well man. So writes MI. f. PARK
HURST, Wo0nsocket r l.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

Why continue the use Of irritating powders
snuffs or liquids. Ely's Cream Balm pleasant o.
application and sure cure for catarrh and cold ii
applied with the finger is safe and pleasant and il
curing the most obstinate cases 1t gives relief a
once. 2w19
Having experienced marked relief from nasa
catarrh and hoarseness by the use of Ely's Cream
Balm, recommend it to singers, cergymen ant
others atllicted-Louis f. Phillips, 142S n Y. Ave.
\. W., Washington, ID. C..
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

EX-Aldermen Shiels, Fink, Sayles, Reilly
McQuade, Miller, and O'Neill, of New York
were arraigned in court in New York city
recently. They all pleaded not guilty.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

A newly converted reporter thus notices min
strel troupe: For those who do not consider it a
sin to witness minstrel shows this entertainment
will furnish a pleasant relaxation from revival
meetings.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

An antiquary recently visited an old castle, and
asked one of the villagers if he knew anything of
an old story about the building. "Ay,'' said the
rustic, There anither aud story, but it fell
doom lang since
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

The committee who investigated the affairs
of the signal service bureau fail to find any in
stance where there was a corrupt or fraudulent
misapplication of the public moneys.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
Dr.. Robertson SAYS:

1857 SECOND AVENUE,
New York, April s, 1872.
81 use Castoria in my practice, and find
it specially adapted to affections Of children
and females"
ALEX. ROBERTSON, NJ D.
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20
A Public BenefactIOn.


How to laundry linen as it is done in Troy n. Y.
has been kept secret long enough; it can an,
should be done in every family. The ELASTIC
that Is put up by men who have practical knoWl
edge of the laundry profession. 1t requires NJ
cooking, keeps the iron from sticking and linen
from bsterng while ironing and gives shirts
cuffs and collars that stiffness and beautiful posl
they have when new, which everybody knows keep
them clean twice long. Beware of limitations
See that the name j. G. HUBINGER & BRO, New
Haven, Conn, is on every package
'We're in a pickle now!' said man in crowd
The Republican journal., 1886-05-20

1t is believed from the present indications that
this years crop of wheat will exceed that of
last year by $4,000 tons and the barley product
for surplus will exceed 100000 tons.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
Brook Trout In California.

The brook trout OF Whitney Creek
are almost as regally colored as the
gold fish. Their sides are barred with
gold, while underneath they are of the
most delicate, but very richly blood
color. They are remarkably tenacious
of life. After being dressed for over
ten minutes, and after being two min
utes in the pan, in boiling fat. they
were still vigorously protesting against
death and dishonor of cooking. The
flavor of these brook trout, though very
fair. was not remarkable, but as TO
beauty, they were incomparably ahead
of any fish not of the tropics have ever
seen. To take them from their crystal
waters, in all their grace of life, fash Of
motion and magniticence of color and
subject them TO the disgrace of the fry
ing-pan and death in pork fat, was
adding deeper disgrace to the deep
damnation OF their taking of. 7"
That they were never made TO be
eaten is beyond question. Such beauty
and such colors have higher uses. /
love TO think of them in their flashing,
iee-cold pure streams, not in Summer,
when human visitors disturb them and
the grounds bounding their rivers are
hot, dusty and discolored, but when
deep, healing snow covers the noun
tains and silence IL supreme That
indeed, is the only time Of real magni-
ficence in the mountains
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
North Hamilton.

Miss lie Johnson's school closed last week.
School closes in the Abbott district next
Friday.
Mrs. Geo. Harris is staying with her
parents now.
John Service has returned from Kansas.
He reports land much higher than here.
Mrs. Will Harris visited at Henry Cald-
wells in Hartford township during the past
week.
Rev. Gosling of Keller, preached ut the
North Hamilton school house Tuesday even
ing, March "a.
The widow of the late Amos Hoadley, has
bought house and lot in Millburg, and ex-
poets to move the coming week.
News from Holt Co., Neb, says that viii
Wakefield and Ida Pinkerton were united
in marriage Feb. 2lst- They were both for
neriy of this neighborhood.
School Inspector Skinner visited the
school in this district one day last week. He
reported an excellen. one; those are our SEN
timents, as it was our lot TO visit the school
the same day.
Our lyceums continue to draw immense
crowds. The question last Saturday evening
was, Resolved-"That old maids have done
more good in the world than old bachelors;
Mrs. Roll Harris chief disputant on the af-
firmative, and Mrs. Dallas Ferris on the neg
alive. The judges, consisting of three gen.
tleInen, were divided III opinion, standing
one in favor of the affirmative and two for
the negative; but then, we know those two
were preiudiced against old maids, for one of
them has since admitted he did not decide
according to weight of argument, but because
he never could see any good in old maids.
The question for next discussion is: Re
solved-"That there ia moro pleasure de-
rived from possession than from anticipa-
ton" Dallas Ferns will support the affirm
alive. and Oscar MCGOWAN the negative.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
L.awton.


Engene Stocking of kalamazoo, was in the
city last week.
Mr.. Stocking is making preparations to
move 10 western Iowa very soon.
Mrs. A, Il. Crissey and Miss Kittie Jones
of Union City, have been visiting friends in
town.
b. c. Day has advertised to sell his stock
of groceries ut cost, and will hereafter run
the market.
Jake Markle went 10 Ypsilanti last week
to have an operation performed on his eyes
but is obliged TO wait until next fall before il
can be done.
The boys are doing considerable rail split
ting at present, and report the business as
good. They say that rail splitting and relig-
ion do not mix well but it's the cart wheels
they re after.
We hear that John Cassidy of the Central
Barber Shop, has sold out to gentleman by
the name of Solomon at Allegan, who will
take possession this week. John. il is said
is talking of going west.
1t is said that Charley Lyle saw the
much missed Geo. Boyce at Newton, Kansas
and had quite talk with him. There arc
parties here who would, no doubt, like to
have quite talk with him too.
c.. II. Dalton opened his store 20 the pub
lie on Saturday last. For fine and tasty ap-
pearance il outranks any store in town. The
old rookery that stood there few years since
has undergone wonderful change. Charley
has q first class line of goods and we wish
him success.
The band boys gave an excellent entertain
ment last Friday evening at q. A. II. Hal
from which they realized the sum of $3.50
The hall was completely filed, many being
unable 10 gain admittance. The entertain.
ment will be repeated at the Town Hall in
Porter on Saturday evening next. Porter
people should not fail To give the boys 9
good benefit. The band have had some very
fiattering inducements held out to them 10y
Mr.. j. Ihling to play at the lake, which they
will probably accept.
Adams & Ihling have sold their entire
stock of hardware TO G. S. Adams and +
j. Lich of this village, who will continue the
business at the old brick hardware under the
| firm name of Adams & Lich. Messrs. Adams
& Thing were DESTROYS of retiring from the
business, owing to their farming and railroad
interests which occupy much of their time
The parties constituting the new firm are
well known here, Mr.. Adams having been il
business for the past ten years and Mr.. Lici
having been in his employ for more than sil
years past. Their present position has beeI
attained by industry and close attention &c
business, a large portion of their time having
been devoted to the manufacture of tinwart
and in doing job work. Mr.. Adams stock
has been removed to their new place of bus
mess which, together with the goods pur
chased, give them full and complete assert
ment.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
Gobleville.

DIR. Mofitt goes TO Lawton this week.
Oar loss is Lawtons gain.
Myers has bought in three car loads of
wheat at eighty -seven cents.
Miss Sara Sully has gone to kalamazoo, to
work at her trade of dressmaking.
Streator sold his wheat in Kalamazoo at
ninety cents, right from the machine.
Covenant meeting next Saturday at two
O'Clock p. m. All Christians are invited.
Mrs. N. Weloh has an instrumental music
class in BloomingdaIe, and goes there every
Monday.
Miss Lois Daratt and Miss Carrie Whitney
attended the teachers examination Of Bangor
last week.
DIR. Devero has gone 10 Hastings to visit
his little daughter Alice, who is attending
school there.
Elder Parrnalee of Decatur, and Frank
LAngdon Of MeDdon, made Va q pleasant
visit last week.
Howard expects 30 reduce his working
force at the factory 70 eight men. He should
keep all men Of families
Prank Heron and family have been VISIT
nag In Ionia county Frank expects to work
there the coming summer.
Uncle Sam, after three years struggle,
has donated Orrs Brown two dollars per
month as long as his disability remains
Sherrod a. Myers of Glendale, brought IL
head of cattle here last week and sold to
Alegan parties at three cents per pound.
Gene whelpley has bought Ed. Collins
house and lot. Consideration 1925. Gene
is now homesick, and wishes he had gone 10
Kansas.
Thayer & Green have their mill in opera
ton on Dora Valleau's land. They expect To
cut at least 10000 feet for Dora, and will
also do custom work. They receive $500
per M. for saving.
Mrs. ID. ID. Wise and Chan have gone
north to visit her brother, DR.. Jud Bennett
who was reported dangerously i'll. he had
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
Almeua.

Mrs. McCollum and Mrs. Russell spent
several days at Volney Smiths last week.
Mr.. Dwight Stocking of Indiana, has
benn visiting old friends and relatives here.
George Macumber has been under the
doctors care for a few days. but is better
now.
Mrs. John Mcdonald is very low with a
cancer on her arm. She is not expected to
recover.
Failing, Burners and Mcdonald had their
farms surveyed last week. County surveyor
Fosdick did the job.
Miss Mabel Putnam closed her school in
the Solomon district last Friday with an ex-
hibition in the evening.
Silas Breed and family visited A. Miller's
people last Thursday. Some folks ara not
afraid of stormy weather.
Mr. w. J. Bale had TO give his scholars a
vacation on account of illness caused, it is
feared, by the kick of a horse.
Mrs. Frank Downing closed her school at
the Acorn school-house ON Thursday last.
She had an exhibition on Wednesday eve
Ming March Sd.
Mr.. j. X. Failing made our place short
visit last week. We begin to suspect there is
some other attraction than his children that
brings him around 80 often.
The sixth session of the Almena, Porter
and Antwerp Sunday school Association was
held at the NJ. K. Church in Maitawan on
the 18th alt. Although the weather was
very was very severe, the ladies turned out
in greater force than the gentlemen.
Mrs. Will G. Mosier. who is in i'll health,
spent few days at her fathers during the
past week. VIM. and Mr.. and Mrs. Tyrrell
of Kendall came over Saturday afternoon,
spent the Sabbath and returned Monday
Mertie stays with her friends until her health
shall improve.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

Mrs. Farrell returned from Valparaiso last
Saturday and has resumed her duties Ia
school.
Miss Matte Draper has resigned her stu
alton in the school, and it will probably be
flied by Mrs. Mary Witter.
At the caucus last Friday evening, anti
license men were put in nomination for vii
lage officers. Temperance voters. will you
see that they are electedI A number of
ladies attended the caucus.
We learn that the Free Methodists have
rented the skating rink for two months.
Their meetings are well attended and con
siderable interest is manifested. We hope
they may accomplish lasting good. There is
great need of It,
j. II. Kelly thinks his little black COW
hard TO beat. Well, sixteen pounds of butter
made and sold in sixteen days, besides butter
and milk for "a family of six and keeping
twin calves in fine condition is pretty fair
record for "iust common
disgraceful fight occurred OH orr streets
one evening last week. OF course, whiskey
was the cause Of it. OF course, the poor
fool who drank it was disgraced, and we fail
to understand where the honor comes in for
those who furnished it, or for the others who
engaged in pounding the poor wretch. Our
marshal, OH whsre was heS
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

The financial ruin of Berry Wall OF
New York. the king of the Dudes, p"
is said to be complete. He has spent
every cent of the fortune left by his
father. and into possession of which ho
came at his. majority only tive or six
years ago Walfs mother has large
fortune, part of which may come to
him, aud for the present he must rely
upon her for support. He has young
Ell brother. BILLY" Wall, who is not
so reckless with his money, but OF
whom the story is told that, having
some dispute with the keeper of a
Broadway bar-room. he rented the adj
joining store the next morning, and
fitted 1t up with a bar and the rest at
a cost Of nearly 5000. Then ho set
up barkeeper in it, and got for it
such run Of custom that within two
months tho neighboring establishment
was ruined.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

/ been suffering from blood poisoning, =hen
remittent fever s. in making his case very
precarious.
Elmer Hyames, in sph, Q OF all opposition,
has sent for his family ana will make Kansas
his home and at the ssme tiA'e make dollars
where those who made sport On ms venture
make cents His family ezpecs 10 starr
about the first of April.
II il reported here that Dean Hill, i.r-
mer resident of the house of correction, has
been arrested in Allegan county for appro
priatlng eighteen bushels of clover seed that
belonged TO another man. He will probably
make the acquaintance of the gentry at
Jackson.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

Capt. Coleman, schr. Weymouth, plying
between Atlantic City and N. Y, had been
troubled with q cough 80 that he was unable
TO sheep, and was induced to try DIR. Kings
Nov Discovery for Consumption. It not
emily gave him instant relief, but allayed the
extreue soreness in his breast. His children
vere similarly affected and single dose had
Mo same happy effect DR.. Kings New Dis
covery is now the standard remedy. Free
Trial bottles Of this standard Remede at
O. l. Ratons Drug Store.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
CORRESPONDENCE.


Measles arc in town again.
George Arnold has closed his meat market
N. d. Mckinney is once more able TO at
tent 10 business.
John Shaad is having the ceiling of his
store tastefully decorated.
There is talk of the consolidation of the
measure and buggy-box factories.
George Writ, who has been attending q
medical college at Chicago, is home on a
visit.
Scarlet fever has appeared in the east part
of town. Precautions have been taken 70
prevent it from spreading.
Tramps have been frightening women and
children in some parts of our town by peek
ing in at the windows. good shot gun
rightly used would be appropriate on such
occasions.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

Credit isdue the German women and ply :
sicians for first using Red Glover blossoms
az a medicine. Best results are obtained
when combined with other medicinal roots
and herbs, asin DIR. Jones' Red Clover Tonic,
which ia the best known remedy for blood
diseases, stomach and liver troubles, pimplos.
coetiveness, bad breath, piles, ague and malar-
spirits, headache and all diseases Of the kid
news. Price ffty cents Of q. w. Lorgwell.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04

We acknowledge the receipt of the Chicago
Daily Ncps Almanac and Political Register,
a neat, handy volume. filed with political
information, and worth far more than its cost
twenty cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-03-04
PROSPECT LAKE.

Seth Witter is having the measles.
The Mower Bros are drawing their wheat
to Decatur.
The donation will be held at the school
house on Friday evening. Bring along your
good things for the Elder.
Those horses running about upon the
highway will be impounded if not cared for
by the owners; it is becoming nuisance.
What good thing it is for the people of
Lawrence that Editor Vinin9 is not the sexton,
ns he might become murderer, perhaps, to
get victim. He must have o death to
chronicle each week or not issue his paper.
Give him another onion.
Mohave County miner. [volume] (Mineral Park, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1882-1918, 1886-01-03
a Prospective lsss~ Esr Sissal

On Tuesday Of la, week M,. Hsgs Rich
ards. Of Presc 1T. p'ssAcd through Kingman
IN his way +" Signal. This gentleman has
fusniah~d most Of the capital ussd in pros
psctinR tbs Signal mine during tho past
wear This mine together With the old and
vsll-known heCraoksn mine sdjnining IL,
we're hestsd .beut the year 1879. and a
vast amount - sork has bs-n done ~ them
at d:6ersnt times since, and three mills
hrvs bssa pat up 70 VII th. ore. Ths No.
Cfseksn II a tvsnt y.stamp mill aud IL nov
in Asst-sIsss order, bsinx - sdy ~ start ap
At = minots.' notice. Tbs signal mill con.
tanned zen stamps, bat ran oniy short
time until 10 Vas dssi ed by Are. Ttrough
tbs efforts VI Nj. Richards this s,ili 10 now
being Tsbaiit. Nil III the lumSrr and m,tsri.
81 peos-sSrvser 80 d ins bsing afro .dy on
sLs grssnd Daine the past year eight or
ten miners nav. brs. working rte IDLY on
the Sign j mite, -Rd b We f,oDd and dsvel.
sr<d barge vet, u high sr do ore. The
'wnsrs ol.im that there j. sirsrdy enough
ors on sh- dump and IN sight in the mite 10
sssp shs niiI sanniox for ys.,. We 80.
informed that Mr.. Richards will supsrin-
tod all fntsro operations In ,sfson Ac-
sosding IN she pssvnt ost,osk IL will bs On.
iy two o. three months before bullion ship
sassts VIII again b made from tins tswn VI
SsGnsL RI fE3T III
Mohave County miner. [volume] (Mineral Park, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1882-1918, 1886-01-03

eptpcr be for tho Msrs. . ~
p Fresh Apples At the drugstore -~.s@-s
- Fss the bsss six.rs In .tsSs % 70 the
drugstore.
Justioes blanks of sll kinds printed and
for ~S = this efis. ~ w
For Five dollars We will furnish Justices
IT tbs Peace with nm assortment Of all the
blanks needed IN their business.
The Myrs for ttAsSoipg year WI b.
much IN I,oves N may ssFscss. spd will.
~ nsusl. contain all t"s ls,esr sau mos,
reIisb:e mining news u the county. Nov
10 tho time to sebscib~.
IsvALrDs WHO ARE WAITING AWAY yron A
want of propsr aotisn Of the Liver, Ssornnoh
and Bo~sis, will find DR.. B,shmond's Sansr.
itan Ssrvins n eunsti:uti nal specific and q
fountain Of vitality and vigor, a. refreshing
and cal ii.ratiug asa cool gushing spriug oi
~stsf to tbs parcb~i ami !ginting Traveller
in the desert. $40.