The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-10-14
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ltS Dfacing morn ana haZy n0on,s
And full orbed, placid yellow moon.
R>%Phe best thing out-A big fire. .,a i
An attached couplc-Oyster shells
BARRIERS always predict short crops. T.,
1t Is raiu or shine with q bootblack ~'. I"
Slander, like mud, dries and falls off.
Going the rounds-C Climbing the ladder
Every carpenter has q plane duty before
him.
When a dog is muzzlcd his bark Is on the
tied.
AaErankS are men who make other men
hink.
Said a conceited young lady: "You men
arc c0vCt-us set"
School boys arc usually glad to sec rule
laid down.
a thorn in the bush is worth two in the
hand.
Yes, Walter, fogs are mist before they
arc gone.
The barber is the man who is the most
apt to dye at his post"
Inquirer No. The army ROLL is not
similar to ship bread.
The Pope paid his periodical formal visit
to st. Peters Thursday.
The dude never takes things cum qra,,o
S0ItS or he wouldn't be so fresh.
The new fall bonnets they say, will lie
F-Shapcd. The bills will be X-shaped.
The eagle is tough bird, but when it is
put on the back of dollar 1t Is legal ten
der.
woman never knows whether the side.
walk is paved or not when she has on q new
dress.
"A Western paper says: "It is not good
Tor man To be alone" He should buy q
dog
Don't be depressed by misfortuncs. IT'S
the 6lackcst storm which gives the loveliest
rainbow
The man who would beat an egg is mean
Gn"ngh to whip cream, thresh wheat, or
lick postage stamp.
The Tricnnial General Convention of the
Protestant Episcopal Church in the United
States met at Chicago last week.
Chicago has seven anarchists to hanp
The country waits for her game Of seven
up
frcckles are fashionable. They indicate
that the possessor has been to the summer
resorts.
nc more 4 man drinks the Sobcrcr he
thinks himself. He never "knows when hc
i. loaded"
The Russian agency at Sofia officially de-
mes that Gen. kaulbars has been recalled
by the Gar
Lord Randolph Churchill is in Berlin III
cog and has had an interview with Prince
Herbert Bismarck.
man may he neither n yatchtsmon nor
take an interest in horSefesh and vet he
may bc fond of schooners and ponies.
y human skeleton weighs from 10 to 1G
pounds, and the blood OF the BODY about
26 pounds, but cremation leaves only eight
ounces.
before marriage, says hcnpcckcd one,
n girl speaks to her lover with her ewes:
after marriage with her tongue.
:; a New York physician saws "it is dan.
ScrouS to go into the water after a hearty
meal. And we presume if he did po in
after one he wouldn't find it.
Indiana girls must be made out of very
poor timber. A young fellow has lust been
sued by one of them for breaking her col
lar bone while lie was hugging her
lie was broken down gambler turned
waiter, and when customer said: "A
small steak, please he replied absent
mindcdly: "On the black or on the rcd?'
Statistics show that prisoners sentenced
to imprisonment for life live to greater age
lhan persons who have to work for their
living outside.
Mrs. Gubbins says she never allows her
1ny jim to cat any jam, for her husband
died of the jim jams, and she don't propose
to run any chances with the boy.
The steamer La Masc0ttc, a passenger
boat running between st. Louis and Cane
Girardcau, exploded her boilers Wcdncs |
day, killing n large number of people.
a discussion is going on in a suburban |
town as to whether Eve ate one or more
apples. We should say it docs not matter |
much The result was the same.
1t is the general belief that the poet is nj. |
ways soaring in the clouds; this is a fallacy.
There is not much soar to him when the |
landlord comes in by the back way with |
the monthly rent bill.
Johnny" said the country editor to the |
'dcvil, my mothcr-in-aw is dead and we |
want Grape for the door. Take the print |
ing Office towel up to the house and hang it |
on the knob"
Gen. PlcasantOn has not abandoned his
blue glass theory lie says he has three |
year Old colts reared under blue glass that |
are rs large as fivc-ycar olds raised on Ken |
tucky blue grass
Some Typographical boycotters have lust
been indicted in Richmond, Va. They
boycOttcd merchant because he wouldn't |
withdraw his advertising from certain |
newspaper
a Catholic legend says that the devil |
gave hermit the choice Of three great |
vices, one of which was drunkenness. The |
hermit chose this as being the least sinful; |
he became drunk, and then he committed |
the other two.
The likeness of the exemplary and unro-
mantle wife Of the Father of his Country |
Will speedily become familiar to every |
man, woman and child in the United States |
if it is not so alrcady--by its appearance
on the one dollar silver certificates.
A lazy man when offered a Waterbury
watch as premium with a suit of clothes
which he had purchased, declined it with
the remark that he had enough of hard
work to do already without winding a
watch every 24 hours.
Invest your money in bank or in some
says an exchange not in din.
Diamonds draw no interest. They
don't ch? You just leave your diamonds
with YOur 'unclc" n little while ond ooo If |