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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

The telegraph college will reopen
Monday. Sept. 9th.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

All the latest patterns III carpets just
received at J. r. Sanborn u Bcn's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Smoke Baxter's Lucky Star Sc. Cigar.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

yX7ANTED-A girl-Inquire at the hardware
w store of 81. b. WYNN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

xX7ASTED-A competent girl to do genera
w homework. Apply to -
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

H.. G.. CLARK 81 CO., II still
receiving Watches, Jewelry and
Silver Goods of all the latest
designs, at their Jewelry store on
Third Street. YanktOp.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Money to loan on real state or chattel
security. e. 81. VAN ANTWERP,
Abstract Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

XNIANTED-A good Job Blacksmith. A COM
w petsnt man will find steady employment
with l.. CARR, Yankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24
NOTICES.
Lost and Found.

,.oJIND-MoNEY Owner can have same by
II calling at this Office, proving properly ano
ma ing f T this notice.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Celebrated Bradley 81 Metcalt
Boots and Shoes at MAX'S.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

XTANTED-Boarding places for 20 students
w Call on or address Il. M, O'BRlEN. secre'
tary Dakota Telegraph college.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Secure your scholarships for the short
hand course in the Dakota telegraph
college. Glass commences Monday
evening, Sept, eth.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

WANTEU-A good gill to work for a small
w family. Enquire of Mrs. ~. harris,
corner 5th and Douglas avenue.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Ludlow's fine Shoes just Open-
ed at MAX'S.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

Artist material, PLAQUES. brushes &c.
ct PURpY & BREoHT's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

AWANTED- "A good efficient girl to do gen.
wv eral housework. Wages IS 0O per week.
applv to MRS GEO 81. HAND.
WANTED "A girl to do general housework:
w Emo aire of Mrs. Williams, corner OF
Fifth and Mulberry streets.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

One Car Load of 5 and 10 cents
goods just received and for sale on 81.
w. Pixies cheap counter. One a
load.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

yXTANTED-A girl to do general Homework
w Good wages. Enquire at house on Broad
way formerly occupied by DR.. Buchanan.
Mrs. GEO. b. HOFFMAN.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-08-24

ACRES OF HAY FOR sALE-Four
AOV miles west of the city: Call at
ii. w. WHITES Guo store.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Milwaukee has a cooking school with an
attendance of 100 regular pupils,
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
CHURCH AND CLERGY.


REV. T. W. Dosu was Installed July II
as pastor Of the Lutheran Church at Bur
httsville, Md.
Rev. j. Y. FAIR of Laurens, S. C.,'has
received call, and probably will aG{ ept it,
to the Second Presbyterian Church at Char
lotte, n. g.
REV. L. NJ. MYERs ST New York, the
newly-elected rabbi 0f the Hebrew Syna-
gogue at Petersburg, Va, will enter upon
his duties August /,
= On THE SECOND of August nineteen stu
dents will receive the habit of the Re.
demptorist Order at St. Mary's Catholic
Church, Annapolis. 3r'
THE MIDDLE DISTRICT BAPTIST AssocI-
ALTON of Virginia will begin its annual ses
sion at Chesterfield August 3, Judge B. a.
Hancock, moderator.
REV. GEO. w. DAME of Prince Georges
County, having declined a call to the
Church of All Saints, Baltimore, call has
been extended to Rev. Mr.. jackson OF
Glencoe.
THE Lynchburg District Conference Of
the NJ. n. Church South will convene at Ivy
Hill, Amherst County, Va, July %. About
100 delegates are expected, and Rev. j
Powell Garland will preside.
REV. WM. T. DUNN, who entered thu
ministry in the Maryland Conference of tn,
NJ. p. Church in 1913, died at Jonesville
Frederick County, July 10, aged 70 years
Rev, W, w. DUNN of the same conferenc,
is his eldest son.
REV. EDWIN G.. WEED, Episcopal bishop
elect of Florida, will be consecrated in st
Johns Church, Jacksonville, August II
The following bishops have been appointed
to oillciate on the occasion; Bishop Sey
mour of illinois, Bishop Beckwith of GeOr
gia, Bishop QuIntard Of Tennessee, aud
Bishop Elliott of Western Texas.
Milwaukee has a cooking school with al
attendance of 100 regular pupils,
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
THE CENSUS OF IOWA.

THE CRITIC never hesitates to own
up when it finds itself clearly in the
wrong, but such thing very seldom
happens. 1t is our endeayor to say
nothing in this paper that is capable Of
contradiction Once in while, how
ever, even the best regulated families
miss it, as THE CRrrIc certainly did
the other day in statement to the ef-
feet that Iowa took census of her
population in 1885, but never gave 1t
publicity for the reason that IL showed
q falling of from the census Of 1880.
There is not a word of truth in this
story. In fact II would be impossible
TO cram any greater amount of misin-
formation into one paragraph, yet our
informant was no doubt honest in his
belief and could have had no motive
any more than THE CRITIC had for
practicing deception In the matter.
As might have been expected this re-
Election upon one Of the most progress
sive States of the Northwest has crea-
ted q profound sensation in that section;
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

EDITOR CRITIC; In the report of the n,
investigation, just published, ! notice that
on page 10 am made TO say it was Mr.
Morrill, who offered the resolution for m
Investigation IN lssU, That Is mistake; it
should be Mr.. Murch, then Member OF
the House from Maine.
/ suggest, also, that II the gas con-
sumcrs Of 'he District win procure copy
Of lhls Senate report, ll6J, part ,, and read
It they viii got u pretty clear insight into
the subject W. Q, DOp3E
Washington, July 90.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
YOURS IN HASTE.

loved that dainty monogram,
With three slim letters interlaced,
Above the notes she used TO write
Signing them ever, Yours in haste"
The world was young, and so was L.,
How sweet 10 think that I'm the Whirl
She kept one moment all for me,
10 glad my heart-my radiant girl
The world Is old and so amI;
Aud since my love became my wife,
II seems to me I've somehow been,
Toe late for everything In life.
With ribbons flying, gown awry,
with painting breath ana boots unlaced
True to her vows Of yOre, she's been,
Both now and ever-mlne ''in hasteh
-[Julie x. Wetherill In The Century.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

I RICE, NO. 400 MAINE AVENUE; CAR
IL. pets to clean, mattresses remade;
feathers renovated. Telephone call,
3f-5.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
GnNEnAL Ann onlrIoULAR.

The following iines occur in quite a
pretty poem on "Cassludra," iu recent
impression OF the GHcr-Oct1H;
True are all her warnings,
Keen her sense of coming ham;
Yet her wise f1-ctclllugs
Have one name, false alarm.
II viii be observed that the last word OF
the second line should have been "harm,' "
but the Porkocratlc readers OF Chicago
poetry prefer It as the 10. has It, and the
10. knows that poesy in Chicago must
give way 10 business. Hence.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

w AETED-By Very Respectable
w white woman, situation to take
charge Of an invalid or child; willing to take
references. Address NuRSE. Critic Office.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
EpljrbTinNll

CHoRT HAND Morning aud Even
- ing classes Bon. Pitman's system: 50 per
month: use Of Typewriter free. speed to adj
yanccd schoars; Instructions 10 punctuation.
Address Box 6ij rostoAlco.
nPEN ALL SUMMERTIME National
" Academy of Fine Arts, corner of 5th and
SIS u W. Will be open for students all sum
mcr; the most thorough instruction In every
style of drawing and painting, years of study
saved; Mrs. lmogone Robinson Morrel, tho
founder and teacher, has had H. medals aud
brated artists; particular attention TO sketch
ing from nature; childrep's saturday class,
$40 per year.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

There Is an ari,tocratlG nobeman In
Washington named Sir Plus, vino is Just
now the object Of good deal OF genuine
Democratic hostility AS he is inimcal TO
some Of our best institutions he will proba-
hly have to go..-TN. Y. World.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
n7rs.wAsHINGToN. ID. O.,

" July IT, IS70.
TO John +. Beall, Esq, Secretary National
Mutual Life Association, ll20 i st.n. W.,
Washington, ID. g.:
DEAR SIN: hereby tender through You to
your association my hearty thanks for your
settlement In full this day Of two policies of
insurance on my husbands life No. l57 for
$1,000 and 973 for S20nO. MY husband, Al
pheus Lear, died on June &, 1856 but did not
notify you or file death proofs until July 10
1856, and this day / acknowledge payment in
full. My husband was insured In August,
1854 for 81, GOO, and In April, 1885, for $4,000
and this Insurance has cost him to date oi
his death SiS.57.
Wishing your association continued pros
perty, | am, truly yours,
ANA II. LEAR,
Luray, Virginia.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

r-SsEz= DIR. j. A. McLEAN, Dentist, Has
S&S removed office aud residence
to 1905 l. 81 W.
First-class work at moderate prices Gold
and Amagam fllnG. Artificial Crowns per-
Inanenily attached 20 roots. Gold-lined Rub
ber plates; satisfaction guaranteed. Gentle
treatment assured.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

The Boston Hcrald OF late date c1ntains
an editorial, "Wanted-A Bride Pothn In
view Of the large surplus Of unattached fe-
males in that town, it seems that the Herald
had correctly heard what kind Of path
was wanted, but failed to spell It prop
crly.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
MONEY TO LOAN.

CTOCRs, nonds, Commercial Paper
- of all kinds bought and sold. Money
loaned at low rates. LOUIS CUNNINGHAM
Broker. 14l0 II st.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

A Senator's election
Is no matter for correction
By the Senators assembled on the floor;
They're there for legislation,
Not for investigation,
And to ask them to investigates bore.
Just how mans elected
Is not to be inspected,
For a Senator must stoop to pull wire;
And the manner OF his actions
In the fusing of the factions
Is matter into which they don't inquire.
There is an intuition
of similar condition,
Which permeates each Senatorial mind,
And with forgiving spirits
They overlook demerits,
For feeling makes them wondrou
kind.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

Geronimo is q dude. All his pictures
show him with his hair parted in the mid
die. Some of the persons he has met
didn't part their hair at all-hc parted it
for them.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
The Norwood Institute.
A Select Boarding and Day School for Young
Ladies and Little Girls.
REOPENs SEPTEMBER 20, 1886.
For catalogue and all particulars, address
MIR. AND NIRS. WM. u. CAREIL.

MIR. AND Mis-. VIM. D. CABELL,
Principals,
1919 and 1914 14th st. n. W.,
or for immediate attention at Norwood, Nell
son County, Va. Pupils desrous OF preparing
for the regular course OF tho Norwood lnsti-
tute, or who wish an opportunity to acquire
n practical use of the French language, will
find IL 60 their advantage to attend the sum-
mCr session at Norwood.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
,.-r-..Mn.z.s. nucKLER AND NYIrl

s-s5 Desire thus publicly TO express their
sincere thanks TO the many friends and neigh
bors for their extended sympathy and kindly
mnisrations IN the sore anlictton and berave-
ment attending the recent illness and death
of their son Arthur Their unbounded kind
ness and sympathes will over be held in
pfu1
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

THE next yearly meeting of the
American Bankers Association will be
held in Boston, beginning August 12,
and 1t is understood that one of the
chief topics of discussion will be the
extension of the banking system
through the South. The association
will also discuss at some length the
subject of commercial and eXtradition
treaties, and in all probability pay its
respects to the Morrison surplus reso-
luton.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

THE Payne investigation is OFF and
the country is to be congratulated,
The Government Printing ONCE Is
likewise saved the job Of printing ten
or twelve thousand pages Of worthless
cnmp0ign literature.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
THOMAS j. FISHER 3 CO.,
1924 II street northwest,

DOR RENT-Handsome Cottage with
Il rooms, furnished, Sl5 per month, at
Norwood, Va. Address w. ID. CABELL, Nor
wood Va.
VCOR RENT-122T ana 1881 I'd st Il,
II new Broom houses, water in the rear,
50. Apply at 1895 3D. ST se.
EOR RENT-House T4O 9th st. N. W.,
II containing rooms; rent, 25 per month,
In advance. Inquire of VIM. ID. Morgan, SIG +
st W, between 10 and IL n m and and 8 p m.
YEIGIILAND SPA WATER-Men,
III women and children will be greatly
benefited by the constant use Of this excel
lent suring water,
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

ssMETROPOLITAN PKEsBYTE-
w ran Church, dth and B sts. g. o.
Preaching tomorrow at II A. m. by Rev.
Charles e. Bronson. pastor OF the First Pres
byterian Church at Marlborough n. Y; no
evening service.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

A certain Congressman has among his
possessions n beautiful little daughter about
four years old and rs bright as dewdrop
with the morning sun shining upon IT, One
sharp day last winter, just after breakfast,
she suggested that he 20 to market and
take her along.
"But, my child" he said, ait is too cold
for you."
"Oh, no, papa, I'm not 'fraid of the
cold,n and she ran OF to get wrapped up.
She couldn't find her gloves, and as the
morning was bright, concluded to 20 with
out them. So they started OF, did their
marketing and set out for home The air
was quite sharp, and the little girls face
shonc as II she had red apples for cheeks, n
cherry for nose, aud pair of autumn
leaves for ears, aud she trotted along pound
ing her two little hands together to keep up
the circulation. Her father was watching
her all the time, and finally she slapped her
hands harder than eyer laid them over her
tinging ears and looking up into his face,
said, with shiver:
"Ugh, papa, amt us two ID old fools
for goin' marketin' such a cold day as thispp
The father admitted that her logic was ir-
resistible, but that her language was highly
improper, and when he got OH TO himself he
laughed at the cuteness of the kid till he
was sick.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
HOUSES FOR RENT.
STORES AND OFFICES FOR RENT.
LOANS.

In sums TO suit at G per cent.
The above Is only a small portion, OF prop
erty on my books. For full fist call at office
for bulletins Issued on LIST and 10Th.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

THE President might find warrant
for vetoing the Oleomargarine bill such
as he has not found in his pension
vetoes. A measure which condemns
the American people to perpetuation
of bad butter at fancy prices and denies
to the poor man the privilege of buy,
ing substitute for it, is certainly not
good or just legislation, qeY does it
look like brave and .bonGst legislation.
The Government should have left the
whole matter to State regulation; it had
D6-Dusiness in Congress.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

A soolding wife is like rainy day
[Talmud.
Not hardly. You go into the house to
escape rainy day and you go out of the
house to escape scolding wife.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

EoR SALE OR LEAsE-To Congress,
Il men and others--a cosy home, furnished
and fronting site for the new Library; on easy
terms. III st sc.
E'OR SALE-Brick House 033 NJ st,
II bet 9th and 10th sts II W; II rooms, two
bathrooms; lot "a by 105 to alley; cheap and
terms reasonable. Apply on premises.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

would rather be right than be President,
but II strains Inc to say so.-[John A. Lo-
gan.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
COUNTRY PROPERTY.

NOR SALF--f'arm of 64 Acres, Cheap,
Il or exchange for city property; miles
from WHshiugtun; near h and D Il X, Inquire
AZ $50 a 81 Il e and particulars will be giyeni
title ClUtr.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

(tINCINNATI BEER-The Demand
" for this beer Is great, but we are pre-
pared to supply all our customers with iidel-
ity and promptness.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

wv TAHTED-TwO Furnished Rooms,
w with small room, for light housekecp'
ing. Address GORDON, Critic office.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
WAIVED sIfnArlnn

ddtatiseuents oC 7Hree Lines Un0er H}s 6.t
inserted MreC times FOR 2S c.4t'
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

Henry Watterson's didactic, critical, ad-
visory, directory, dogmatlc and published
letters from England furnish indubitablQ
evidence that the Star-eyed Goddess of Re-
form is travelling with Henry and editing
his copy right along.
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

w NANTED-By II Respectable Young
w colored man, a place as waltor or
coaohman and to make himself generally use
full; best of references. Call or address 1855
gnnpCpu 81 n "
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
WANTED---RO0MS.

NyTAETED-2, 3 or Unfurnished
w rooms, I'd floor; privilege. of light
housekeeping. Address, stating price, NJ. P.,
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24
PERSONAL.


MRS. g. II. LITTLE. 1902 Il st y G.
IN All kinds OF hair work done; hair jew.
elry a spccialty
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

w ANTED-By n Respectable white
w woman, situation 20 cook or as walt
ress in a small family; best of references.
Address G.. NJ. Critic Office
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

NXTANTED-By u Respectable Cora
w woman. sewing by the day, also wash
ing TO do ut home good ironer. Gail or ad-
dress 122O N Y ave n w
The Washington critic., 1886-07-24

A Democrat What's the difference be-
tween Heaven and the United States SEN
ate?
A Republican, There's no pain in
Heaven. Give us another one.
That wasn't the real answer, but the con-
undrummer was so ratified by it that he re-
tired.
Cincinnati has evolved new religious
sect under the title Of "The Perfect" Ex-
tremes sometimes meet, even in Cincin-
natl.
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-05-13
A SCARE IN PARLIAMENT.
Tories Eiated by the Rupture Between
Gladstone and Chamberlain

CHICAGO, May Is Thomas Power
O'Connor telcgraphs to The Times from
London, under date o! the 18th inst, as FOL
iows: There is regular scare in parIia-
ment Or more properly, on the Gladstone
benz he. The 10 by and house are filed with
tTiumphing opponents OF Gladstone declaring
that the defeat of the home rule bill is
now assured beyond possibility of question,
ami the second reading by big ma jority
The Tories and Wings and their allies among
the extremists have managed to get up he
tween them a scene of excitement quite unu
sual Of late. They are elated beyond meas
ure by the renewal of the rupture between
Gladstone and Chamberlain, The other day
the Gladstone managers were counting
on the time servers, and cal
culating on the second reading
by ing majority, and tonight the oppos
lion are claiming the heavy hattalioas
personally helive this scare among the sup
porters OF the government will prolong the
iebat- a fortnight and that Gladstone vii
give proof OF his readiness to meet all rea
sonabie Objections The Tories will pusl
the debate and work hard to snatch a divis
ion. before a reunion between the Liberal
can be accomplished. Mr. Parnel is resolves
to prevent this, AMI with his supporters vii
take an active part i'll the debate
The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1886-05-13
THE NEWS IN BRIEF.

George S. Butler nephew oil Gen. b. =,
Butler, diel at Washington Tuesday night
The exports from New York for the week
ending May IL were valued at 81, $. 3, lG9,
exclusive of specie.
The fish-pIate mill at Bay Wow, Wis,
started up Tuesday morning with 10 hands
Two companies of militia are still on duty
at Bay View
The supreme court of New York has de-
nicd the application of Miss Kate Stoneman
for admission to the bar, and holds that
women can not practice In the courts OF the
state
There has been married. Improvement in
the Pit;sburg, Pa iron trade since last
week. Many of the pudding furnaces are
on double time, as well as the finishing de
partmehts
The Illinois state board of underwriters
held a meeting, Tuesday, at Springfield.
John V. Thomas of Dixon, was elected pres
dent, and +. L. Force, OF Chicago, secretary
and treasurer
Edgar Neff, in the sawmill and lumber
business at Amigo, Wis, made an assign
ment Tuesday, with heavy liabilities A
mortgage on his property for $4,000 was
tilei Saturday.
Ma. Zen: Perley Poore writes that the
Marine band at Washington is industriously
rehearsing Mendelssohn's Wedding March, -
Haste to the Wedding and a walt dedi-
Gated to Mrs Grover Cleveland.
The London Standard, referring to the
arrival in England of Oliver Wendell
Holmes, says: The Cephalonia has landed
a on, hnnnraI yho hns al
the Atlantic within the memory of the pres
ent generation.
Miss Jennie Pendleton, the daughter of
the minister to Berlin, is reported to be en-
gagged to MIR. Arthur T. Brice, the great
grand son of the late joan Forsyth, of Geor-
gia. Ths Engagement was announced in
Washington during Easter week.
The steamship Acadia, of Baltimore, be
longing to J. L. Bell * Co, tropical fruit
importers, has been given up as lest She
sailed from Fort Antonio, Jamacia, April
10, with cargo OF bananas, and up to the
present time had not been heard from
tornado at Leavenworth, Kan, Tuesday
partially wrecked the Morse school and the
new market house, dangerously wounding II
man and killing three horses No person in
ut Easton and Paramount we're washed
away.
The following base ball games were played
Tuesday National league: At Detroit
New Iork 0, Detroit 10; at Chicago 30 ton
;, Chicago l. American association: AT
Louisville-St Louis 9, Louisville /; at
Brooklyn Athletic 4, Brooklyn II; at Pitts.
burg Cincinnati :, Pittsburg g.
Dir Frederick A Palmer, aged e, a well
known homeopathic physician at roston
left his residence with his 4year-old grand
son Monday afternoon and took passage OF
| the steamer bound for Portland, Me. Dur
| ing the night the doctor jumped overheard
with the child, but all efforts to recover the
bodies proved fruitiess
A mad dog belonging 10 \. J. Hail. d
| farmer, of abott, LEX, hit his mich ccU
last week The COW showed symptoms O.
| hydrophobia Monday, as did also two chit
| dren of Halls, who had been nourshed on
| the animals milk Other members of tia
family are also ILL., but may survive, but ne
hopes are entertained OF the chillren's re
| covery.