The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-06-24
Gbistifs.

tAsa 10 s'ssys ride t~hsnd hnfrosed
hDfss.
Aaesiss yoneg woman hss siopet
saA : rasebnsp. Coschmen seem 10 hsss
~ sot u nssra Tor ihssf rspasssiors.
--issps hca~vifs What. nissrshls
llsiis ssss sssin. You most rally vel
then. Jsse. 70 isi The hs6s sls 90 then .
little icnssr
Z. Chicago man. irceaily bsch from
Igsepe. sss ssksA -hs, be shcnsLt ~ The
.s~A.,y 10 h~iiDria1J Il dcat ibint
sasrh - 4. Ne sid ''ii's too billy. Give
~, iiliseis ~ scenery every t,us. \"
--''You have beer arrested Tor stealing
from bakers wagon. What hsvs you 10
say In your dfirnrts@ Nothing. sor. er
eept ihsi the doctor told me | must est
s,sls brai Tor me dsspepsy.
Ill aoesut take me long ~ make up
ny aiad. ! can tell yca. aid eanr,i,ed
fp "il's slssys % where The >, Ok Of
,osistl.' IA s@sll. quietly ,smsIl.d .
yeans isJy
= svbs,ks. on being int.I,iesed says;
No. yoa eau never reach the Pole With .
s,.liom. bot you ea1 reach the balloon
s.sh pole, II i sails pretty los"
lins yrar VIA by. Just recovering
ff,a ~. fleets "a vaeciratiop, said,
'Aps .in'i sf'ail q hssing The small
rcs tsissr "a. msr,'- rsHee,iop). bat ]
me- h.s ihs q iialil. though"
Al ~. b,ic Lr.c desler's: .Oh,
sh.t l.'iici.as little vase. LIS very Old.
i,,tiiy No. malsme. II uss made re-
Gently" al. what . pity. II 10 30
beautiful"
--'.Paps." said Robby, sleepiiy. "can I
ak you DOE more question II taiut fool
isbi' "ys'ss. onelmore "Hov much
Older b ripe old ago than . green old
agef"
! --''Grandps" said Teddy. as tho old |
gentleman woke up from . long sound |
log siter dinner nap. iii you would give
yosr nose : traspoonful Of psregoric,
don'tyou think you could put il TO sleep
too
-Hs was practical. and had been max
Ing on that basis. She was . little that
~sy herself Can you cooka" be ln-
asirsd. 'Csn you supply any thing to be
eooked'" she replied. II was match.
Twenty one freshmen were suspended
from AZ Euslish college because profes.
sor conduit find out who placed a ten.
ounce tack In his chair. He. however,
knew all about who sat down on it.
"A we'll IN Kentucky has taken to
spouiing vsier sixteen feet high II it
spoutsj shisky sixteen feet high, Ken
ineky would he good place 10 star, lad
der mandatory.
Visitor III the peaitentiary-- What
crime brought you 10 this place. my
iiieudf Consist--Sneexing. Visitor
Snsszinsf Convict Yis sorr. II woke
Tbs genilel.sn up, aud he nabbed me.
Aagra purcnAser--you told me the
hose wasn't Daiky. Seller-No. didn't,
Aug, purchaser You certainly did.
You said that when It came 10 pulling that
horse sas there every time. Seller Yes,
hats uhst said. lie. there, but the
'roubir Is be stays used to bnild .
l'o,hse under him.
: Prisoner; II yonr honor please. I
EonlL like tho court TO appoint . lawyer
y ,is isasl me Judge: Why don't you ,
'mpia, your own lawyer Prisoner:
f.s..s ,.as Honor. have no money.
'aJss t~,er~ls); All, ,vu hardened rascal
fousv tr.u L.re before
Il couid s6ord Is. said PROMINENT ,
New lg,A BAPTIST clergyman VI d,nner, I'd :
asuru ny lie ou IL, endowment plan,
be Insurance 70 fall due when am sixty,
Or notice that they generally put the
minister's 10 the dry dock when they are
iasy. Surely not Baptist ministers! ex-
isined youos lady 1t the table. .
Dan. said the President, Il UNDER y
land that some Of the guests las. night. Il
Of lack Of JefIersonian lm-
licisy. 4 don't SEQ Why they should
spl'sd Dan, Il left two gallon Jug Of i,
10 the gentlemsn's dressing room" :
-"Mavnins. dear boy. D'y know Chol. M
/ is seal sicki" ''Hadnt heard Of Il.
,on honah. What's the mattsrf" BLOOD
HsS cavn't live. doncher- :
uosf Paw boy, How did il happeos'
he got stung With havid mosquito
igbt before last
A couple Of visitors from : rural dis
net ID tbs House gallery were trying l.
sck out their Congressman on the floor.
cant Distinguish him. said one sitter Z
opsls's VISUAL observation. OF course
OF, sss The Loucst reply he can't even
ssiisg ui.L himself.
he a. looking for rich wife and
fought he vas oo ,hs trail Il love you
. said 10 rcn, YARN tones, more than
- tell you ~ word.'' You'd better Try p
Euns. she replied coldly. for she ~As
u % s,~n ~ che looked.
A. s,Le,ic youns lady Can you con-
ave s1,tbiug more scberly aud poetical.
solsme than The denoument Of ''Ro-
80 .aa Juihit Could The poe, have 6
ID '.sif i4e mcs- ~.ifdiy ifssicf"
sl'c-i bacislus o.. yes; he might
~ saAstissi them
- nAsl u BIO swallowed rifle balls ~
nsssi. ~ indigestlon. nos has shooting
'ins 10 bis stomach.
--.'WLsi iovel, ~onsul'' uss the e.
smssisu IL chtsf Just,ce Waite unon