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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Medical Item.

DIR. Perkins Soopover is one of the
most polite doctors in the business.
He was recently called to attend Mrs.
Judge Peterby, whose bodily Affections,
as ageneral thing, are purely imaginary.
doctor, i am sure I've got the jaun-
dice" said Mrs. Peterby
my dear madam, yellow is the most
becoming color you can wear; besides,
it is fashionable just now. "-Teras
.SiftindS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
The Great German Physician.

The remarkable phase In the practice of DR.
Peter W. Schmidt Frequently called Dr. Pete
but tells each one their trouble without asking
a question. His success is phenomenal His
practice enormous. He is sought after by hun
dreds wherever he goes, because he cures when
every other physician and remedy have failed.
Bitters and Lung Food for Consumption, to be
offered TO the suffering, and we assert without
fear Of successful contradiction that there is
no disease they will not cure. Thousands of
bottles have been sold Thousands of broken
down and discouraged invalds saved Send to
Golden Seal Bitters Company, Holland City,
Mich, for Facts for the Mlllion Free.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Experienced Ii.

A Harvard student who got into a
quarrel on a young lady's account, and
came out considerably the worse for it,
was complaining to her of the rough
usage he had received for her sake.
ooh, WE'LL" said she, at ought to con-
sole You to know you are more than
ever in the fashion"
What do you mean?'
"Why, beaten brass, you know, is all
the rage. "-BedcOn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Society i'm New York.

Mr.. Augustus Brazennose-Will you
dance q polka with me, Mrs. Chilling
hurst?
Mrs. Chillinghurst-Thank you, 1
never dance polka.
Mr.. Augustus Brazennose-Well, if
you ever should want to dance polka,
you'll know where to come.-Harper' s
RnznT
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Mrs. Ann Jacour, Of New Orleans. La. writes: 81
have a who has been sick for two years he has
been attended by leading physicians but all to no
purpose. This morning he had his usual spell of
coughing, and greatly Frustrated in conse-
quence that death seemed imminent. We had in the
house a bottle of DIR. VIM. HALLS BALSAM FOR
THE LUNGS. purchased by my husband. who no.
tced your advertisement yesterday. We admins
tered il. and he was instantly relieved"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Coming Home to Die.

At period OF life when budding woman
hood requires all her strength 20 meet the
mental ttrain OF school with a broken down
constitution, and her functions disarranged,
TO go TO any early grave. IL she had been
wisely counseled and given the benefit OF DR..
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" her bodily
development might have kept pace with her
mental growth, and health and beauty would
not have given way to decline and death.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Don't Eat Too Much.

According to a hygienic article just
published in the London Lancet, the
appetite is a misleading sensation, only
remotely related to the actual demands
of the organism. If we only ate more
deliberately we should find half our
accustomed quantity of food sufficient
to satisfy the most eager cravings of
hunger, and hence save ourselves from
dyspepsia.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Free TO Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors
and Teachers.

If you will get your dealer to order from
his wholesale druggist one dozen bottles
WARNER's WHITE WINE OF TAR SYRUP
the best remedy az the rorld for Coughs,
Colds, Asthma, Cdtarrh, and Consump-
ton, will send two bottles free. Recon-
mend to your friends. Send name of
druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy
Land free with medicine. Address DIR. c.
ID. WARNER, Chicago. Ill. All druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
At Breakfast.

Young Husband with wry face)-
"What in the dev-world is this, my
dear, fish,"
Young Wife-"Yes, it's a mackerel.
You said you were very fond of salt
water fish, so L didn't put it in soak"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
IulUOIfaul.

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage, exprossage, and - carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel. opposite
Grand Central Depot
Glib rooms, fitted up at a cost of ono million
dollars, 81 and upwards per day European
plan. Elevator Restaurant supplied with the
best Horse cars, stages. and elevated rail-
road TO all depots. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at
any other first class hotel in the city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Young or middlc-aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss of memory, pre-
mature old age, as the result OF bad habits,
should send 10 cents in stamps for large IL
Illustrated treatise suggesting unfailing cure.
Address Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
citation, Buffalo, N. Y.
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"Put up" Mt the CAN'T House.

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price of 81
and $3.50 per day at the Gauh House, Chica
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. Thi.
far-famed hotel is located in the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot
Elevator; all appointments first-class.
HOYT * GATES. Projectors.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

The longest pole knocks the persimmons, and
Bigelows Positive Cure knocks all coughs,
colds, Group, hoarseness, bronchitis, asthma,
influenza, and consumption Pleasant for chill
dren. Safe and speedy. 80 cents and 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

To KEEP THE BLOOD PURE and the bowels
will regulated, be careful of your diet; do not
use rum or tobacco, and take occasional doses
of VINEGAR BITTERs. Perfect health must fol-
low such a course The range of diseases that
can be relieved by the use of VINEGAR BrrTERs
is literally without limit
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief and COM
plete cure guara nteed. Ask for Rough on Piles.
Sure for itching, protruding. bleeding or any
form Of Piles &c. At Druggists or Mailed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
ROUGH ON BILE" PILLS

start the bile relieve the bilious stomach, thick,
aching head and overloaded bowels. Small gran
ules, small dose, big results, pleasant i'm opera
ten, don't disturb the stomach. pc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

HAD bilious attack and one OF those indie
scr1bable cases of constant WEAKNESS. Took
quinine and other remedies without relief.
Took DIR. Jones Red Clover Tonic: am strong
and we'll AsA.THoMPsoN, Logan. Ohio
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
WELLS HAIR BALsAM,

II gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing. softens aud beauties No oil nor
grease. Tonic Restorative. Stops hair COM
ing out; strengthens claanses, heals scalp, SOC.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

THERE are men so anxious to be miserable
that they will go out aud pledge their happi-
ness as security ON which 10 borrow trouble
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
.ROUGH OK PILES. y

corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure
of worst chronic cases; also unequaled as garglc
for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 50c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

At first i purchased your Athlophoros
by tho single bottle. Now 1 order 1t by the
dozen, am in receipt OF splendid testimonials
OF cures of rheumatism and neuralgia, and
am confident of increased sales Il. 5. Bald
win, druggist, Warren, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

The harmful and fatal results attending
the use of cough mixtures containing NOR
phia, opium, and other posons are daily be-
coming more frequent. 1t is for this reason
that Red Star Cough Cure has received the
unqualified endorsement of physicians, and
Boards Of Health everywhere, as purely
vegetable compound, entirely free from all
narcotics. Price. twenty-five cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
CROUCH ON ITCH -
CROUCH CATARRH-

@Rough on Itch" cures skin humors eruptons,
ring worm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chill
blains, Itch ivy poison, BARRIERS itch SOC. jars.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

DENTISTS are good brokers in the lottery
business, as they always draw something, II
only n stub
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

If there is hustle in the land it never come:
to the front
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

TUE value of medical treatment is the pric,
you pay the doctor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

APowERFUL remedy for lung troubles Safe
for young or old Ayers Cherry Pectoral
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Neuralgia and kindred diseases, promptly
yield to tae immediate action of St. Jacobs
Oil, the pain conqueror.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

ERNEST RENAN rather shuns the So
ciety Of men, but basks in that of in
tellectual women.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

No, JIMMY; peacocks do not lay colored
Easter eggs. -KdVerick.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Nor faded or gray hair to be seen after
using Halls Hair Remover.
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=. WHEN miner has been eaten by a l,rizzIv
the Western people-speak of him as being adj,
mtted to the bar W.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail ESQ.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Ships are now so thoroughly supplied
that THERE'S no longer any necessity Of
continuing this practice.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

THE New York papers say there is not swell
enough now on Broadway TO make any one see
sicE
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Chronic nasal catarrh - guaranteed
cure-Dr. Sage Catarrh Remedy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22
Instantly Relieved.

PAINT and powder cover multitude of
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-22

Rough on Rats" clears out Rats, Mice 15c
sRouRh on Corns hard soft corns, bunions, 15c.
sRough ON Toothachen Instant relief DO
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RAILWAYS READY RELIEF, the Great Pain
Remedy.
DWAY,s PILLS

DIR. RAILWAYS PILLS
Cure Dyspepsia and all Disorders of the stomach.
ffvsr And Bowels. 81 BE sure 20 get Railways. -6e
BR. RADwAY CO. New York.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-06-24

up of Al, men, from first to last. Here
are as fine places Of amusement as can
be found in New York, and here gather
audiences that for wit, wealth, worth,
beauty and style, cannot be excelled any.
where on this continent.
All i'll all, Denver is model city, with
hundreds of attractions and but few
black patches or drawbacks. Her artesiam
wells from which come the purcst of
clear cold water; her rich gardens from
which come small fruits and vegetables:
her fine hot-houses from which come
choice flowers in endless variety and pro.
fusion, and her mequaled climate make
this the capital of Colorado o city to be
proud of, built here as it is in the midst
OF what was once called hoSgreat Ameri-
can Desert! And this of a State that
yields the best wheat in the world and
that, with population less than 300, 900
total, lifts over 4O,OOO,OOO of dollars
worth of wealth out of her coal, iron,
gold, silver, lead and copper mines year
ly, hardly yet dug into except as pros
poets to determine how to conduct future
mining operations: How bright and
beautiful the morning How busy arc
all whom wo meet!
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NO39.


and more clever of the two. OF medium,
helght, with finely moulded features, q
pure dark complexion, bright eyes and
an ideal prince. He had none of tba
manly qualities, however, that would en-
thuse his fellow countrymen. He was
very much like his father in one respeot. 4
that OF cowardice. He invariably proved
hlmself as timid as little girl, and could
be put to flight by the slightest indics !.
ton of hostility. While the majority Of
the young men in his class played foot;
ball and other games he would quietly
sneak into the playground and walt
around near tho door for some kind
hearted fellow to come up and talk to
INN. OF very retiring disposition, he
was apt to seek refuge in fight If the
crowd approached him. His great de-
llght was to walk up and down with some
otnSr young man, building elaborate
castles IN the air; few words of praise
' woulo el1te him as highly as any harsh-
t ness wonid defect him. He was by ma
Tu[e nght-hearted and bright, but wof,lI-
~ lacked application. he had at tba
tune as Indefinite ideas about America af,
most frenchmcn have, and he often
asked the Americans at the Lycee most
ABSURD questions about their country.
lie was very grateful to the written, for
having protected him from the roroh-
ness of his classmates on one or two %.
casions, and in the plans he made for fhe
time that his family was to return To
power he invariably included the writer,
to whom he said he intended to give one
OF the highest positions in the land.
Louis lazlness caused him great deal
OF trouble in his studies. He invariably
put off his work until the last moment
possible, and then rushed through with
1t carelcssly. He frequently appeared i'm
the classroom without having looked at
MS lessons. he would take his seat O
short time before the professor arrived.
and try to make up for lost time. He
had faculty for committing Latin and
Greek to memory, and could get fair
idea OF what he had to recite in q few
minutes, but he forgot the lines as quick
~ almost as he learned them. On
Thursday mornings, which were devoted
TO competitions between the students for
rank III the different studies, after the
subject had becn given out, Louis would
generally sit for an hour or moro idly
looking at the paper before him, or max.
ing rough and poor sketches over his
books. When he finally got down to
work, his sole idea appeared to be to
rush 1t through III any manner he
could. One day when the competition
was IN Latin verse on u subject given out
by the professor, Louis only managed to
grind out ono verse during the two and
half hours allowed to work The two
Americans in tho class had rather the
faculty for grinding out ''machine''
verses rapidly, and stood respectively
iirst and second i'll the class, and Louis
proiesscd to warmly admire their
talent" He assured the writer that
'whcn he became Emperor" he would
appoint him Latin poet extraordinary
to the Court"
Both of the young Princes Napoleon
are very pleasant socially, and if they
conclude to come to live hero they will
| become social lions
NICHOLAS RIDDLE. s
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The Continents smnlIcst Newsuoncr

The smallest newspaper on the CONT
nent is publishedin Guadalajara, Mexico,
the capital of the State of Jalisco, and
ono or Of the leading cities of the republic.
Lhe El Ieic8roma, IL copy Of which was
shown us by Major HiIdcr, the energetic
commissioner to the Worlds Exposition,
in tl'is city, from Missouri, Is four,
page weekly, five by three inches in size,
and, as ni"y we'll be fancied, is marvel
IN the wa% of condensation. The motto
OF the pape!, as translated, reads: Gilt
tie straw end much wheat" The con-
denser. of either the New York or Balti.
more Sun would turn green with envy
after taking o glimpse at this really won
derful little Mexican sheet. The price
OF the paper per week is one cent. At
the bottom Of the first page is printed
the following: "Responsible-L Luna,
II. q. Fuentes, printer" The copy in
hand contains five small advertisements.
New Orleans Times-D D Democrat,
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-06-24
\ NEW STRIKE,
DIR. TalmnSc Wants Lnborcrs for King Alcohol
10 OuiG Work.

| ALCOHOL
to Quit Work.
The Rev. DIR. Talmage preached q SER.
mon last Sunday in the Brooklyn Taber-
nacle on the poverty among the WORKING.
classes caused by tho use of Intoxicating
liquors.. DR.. Talmagc introduced his
sermon by saying that there ought to ba
more public fountains, where persons on
the street could get pure cold water.
'In Persia" said he, under the reion
OF Darius Hystaspis, the people did NOT
prosper. They made money. but did
not keep it. What has become of the
billions and billions of dollars paid to
the working classes in this countrvP
Some Of it has gone for the necessities
of life, but most of it has been wasted in
foolish outlay, wasted at the galu. NO
| table and III mtOXlcants Tho most Ter
slstent, most ovcrpoWering enemy of the
working classes Is Intoxicating LIQUOR.
1t is the anarchist of the centuries, and
has boycottcd, and is boycotting, the
body, mind and soul of American labor.
Within three hundred yards of the Sands
Street Methodist Church, BROOKLYN.
there are fifty-four Saloons and another.
is under preparation. Stand the saloons
OF this country side by side, and it is
carefully estimated they would reach
from New York to Chicago. While the
ordinary strikes are ruinous, proclaim
universal strike against strong drink,
"hlcn, II kept up, will be relief to the
WORKING classes and the salvation of the
Amerlcan nation. i will undertake to
say that there is not o healthy laborer i'm
Che united States who, within the next
twenty, years, if he will refuse all intoxi,
catlng beverage and be saving, may not
become q capitalist.
"When you deplete workinomarl'a
physical energy you deplete his capital
The stimulated workman gives ont ba.
fore the unstimuiated workman, a
brickmaker in England gives his exneri-
encc III this matter among men in bis
employ. He said: The beer drinker
who made the fewest bricks turned out
659, ,OO0, the abstainers who made tho
teWest bncks counted up 746,OOO. The
d1fterence IN behalf of the abstainer over
the indulger was $1,000 When the
Kusslans go to war corporal passes
along the line and smells the breath of
each soldier. If there be in his breath q
talnt OF Intoxicating liquor the man is
sent back to the barracks. Why? He
cannot endure fatigue. All our young
men know this. When they are prepar-
ing for an athletic event they abstaln.
Our working people will be wiser after
awhile, and the money they throw away
on hurtful indulgencos they will put into
cooperative associations and SO become
capitalists" -.
DR.. Talmage has arranged to go to the
Thousand Islvs June 26 with 600 of his
congregation. They will travel in parlor
and sleeping coaches and will be gone
three days.
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The Jockeys Life.

There are people who imagine that a
Jockeys life is a joyous life; that earth
can offer few greater delights than to
ride the winner Of great race and to be
led back to the scales by an ccstatic
crowd, and that the sole drawback to the
profession is the chance of being asked
to pay income tax on E10,000 year.
But how utterly untrue is such an opin-
ION is well shown by tho racing CORE
Spondcnt Of the New South Wales Echo,
who saw Archcr's face at the Derby, and
thus describes it: "It was like that of a
man abont to be hangcd-a duelist fight
ing with q foe at once feared and hated
a man, in short, in any position of
awful strain, with the complex emotions
Of terror, hope and resolve. 1t was all
the observation Of second; bat il
brought home to the mind the abysmal
depths of life Qnd death, exultant ioy oI
horrible despair that underlie the gayety
and the blaro, the bright dresses, tho
smiling women, the popping of cham
pagne bottles and the yacuous noise o.
Epson race course" After this ther,
would seem to be nothing for it but tC
start q Jockeys Rescue Society. Pal
Mall Gazette, ~
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AillIlsa-------
\ Rash Editor Paws for n Hint.

The Cleveland Press permits little
facetious diversion in its State news col
umn, WHICH is conducted by q young
Norwalk newspaper man named Foster.
1t is appropriate to say that he is nm
married and unengagcd. Last Tuesday
he published paragraph to this effect:
GA Marion girl started her graduating
essay as follows: q am fairly wearied out
with the 1ncessant pTatipg of the lords
OF creation on the duties and sphere of
woman. The paragraph closed with
the somewhat dangerous assertion that
the editor woulI bet new spring hat
that the author of that discourse on
woman's spb ere could not bake loaf of
bread. Saturday Mr. Foster received
from Marion large box. II contained
sundry light leaves of bread and cake,
marvclouaiy Ioothsome. An accompa-
nyhB affidavit bore the solemn o..th of
the sweet girl graduate (who possesses
the pretty name Of May Williams) that
she had, unaided, baked the wheat bread
marked exhibit a, the two specimens
Of corn bread marked exhibit B." and
the chocolate cake "Exhibit C.' The
notary's seal of ollico was affixed to the
affidavit, and it was settled beyond q
doubt in Mr.. Fosters mind that his rash
wager had been accepted. He therefore
went out and layished his weeks salary
or new spring hat. OF course he had
never seen Miss Williams. - Cincinnati
Enquirer.
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Senator Van WVcl.,

Van WyclI, OF Nebraska, is the only
Senator whom his associates do not pre-
tend to understand. He is liable to get
up at any time and create row, and the
records of the present Congress will show
that he has had as much of the fun of
the Senate as any two men in it, Van
Wyck is nothing if not audacious. He
will attack any one who stands in his
way. Only few days ago Edmunds
arose and attempted to squcch the fiery
NcbraSkan with an avalanche of ScnG-
torial prcccdcnts. But Van Wyck abso-
lutcly refused to be squclchcd, and mere
ly replied in his most rasping tones:
Nov / suppose we shall be treated to
the tcrrors Of the Supreme Court" The
Senate, of course, laughed, and that, too,
ut the expense of the great Edmmds.
Van Wyck is no rcspcctcr of persons.
When fully convinced that q certain
project is right and ought to prevail
there isn't anybody in the Senate who
can prevent his fighting that measure to
the bitter end. cold Van," as the boys
call him, is against secret sessions. He
believes that the Senate was created for
the purpose Of attending to part of the
peoples business. Therefore, he argues,
the people are justly entitled to a full
knowledge of all that is going On.-Wash-
lngton Letter to the Boston Traveller.