The Portland daily press., 1886-01-25
THE PRESS.
MONDAY MORNING, JANUARY 20.
WIT AND WISDOM.


DR.. s. G. Howe was found once by Francis Bird
with his feet swathed In tiannels and extended
upon chair. Calling the next day and hndlng
him In like position, he said:
Howe, what is the matter?"
81 have the CONT" said Howe - -
'sYou have the govt, such temperance man as
yves, :" said the great philanthropist
Eyes Bird my ancestors drank VINE; anu
must foot the bills"
Why don't you try Carter's Little Liver Pils?
They are positive cure for sick headache and all
the Ills produced by disordered Liver Only one
pill dose.
Little Jenne's big sister is entertaining Mr..
Skibbers and thinks she can get along without
any assistance; so she pats the little one on the
head and SAYS:
Come little pet, it's time your eyes were closed
III Guess st not" said Jenny; ''Mother told me to
keep my eyes open when yon ana MI. SKlpDers
were together"
There is no one article in the line of medicines
that gives so large return for the money as d
good porous strengthening plaster, such as Car
ter,s Smart Weed and Belladonna Backache Pas
tiers.
The Records staff small boy has been going to
an Orthodox Sunday scnool Tor lusI thfee ol he
six wears and as may be inferred, derives ms
ideas of the divine relation to mankind py d SUI
of direct apostolic succession from Oaivn anu
Jonathan Edwards. His mother was consequent
" much interested to know what idea was in his
head the other night, when, after he had received
apretty severe Gliding for some ohence, ne eA-
%Oh. wish / was God!'
"Wly what do you wish that for?" she asked.
sBecause you'd hare to love me thenV'
The medicinal and pharmaceutical professions
indorse Colgan's Taffy Tolu and use it freely in
their families. They know it to be healthful
young Featherly-"of Shakespeare plays l
think prefer 'Richeliel.' AZ, 80 i.
.Richelieu,' Mr. Featherly." ,,.
V r with an amused smile) see, Miss
Clara. You are one of the few left who beneve
if the question will ever be satisfactorily settled"
Athlophoros completely cured me of rheuma-
tism and have recommended 1t to friend SUI
fering from neuralgia think 1t the best remedy
for rheumatism have ever known, and believe
it is a good thing. Joseph Gibson, Narragan-
sett avenue, Newport, r. l.
Tests of the durability of different woods IN
England show that birch and aspen decayeau ~
three wears; willow and horse chestnut tour
wears; maple and red beech in 1--WE years; elm,
ash. hornbeam and Lombardy poplar, In seven
years; oak Scotch fir and Weymouth pine, par,
fiaIly in seven years; while larch, juniper and
arbor yitse were sound at the end OF seven years.
Clipped from Canada Presbyterian, under sig
nature of c. Blackett Robinson, Propr: was
cured of oft-recurring bilious headaches by Bur
dock Blood Bitters.
We make our own skies very largely; our
hearts cast their shadows without U.S. and the pro-
iectlons of these shadows tinge the world 1or us
our world We find on this earth, in measure.
whatever we bring the eyes to see. A Joyous
heart finds much Joy in any circumstances ana ex
songful spirit hears music everywhere; but a
life that has no music in itself never hears song
full note, even amid the sweetest and ncnest Oh
harmonies.