The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-12-11
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portant hints, over cur lef. shoulder. and
also dig under the ribs, With regard to
our future welfare, criticize this paper
ard also somewhat conaemn it for not
puinng up and lick-spittling The oper-
niiona OF the mining companies about
he'e, for the purpose Of allaring the
en"ary from other an3 better carirs ipio
this cainp. Nov, once for all, the RECORD
Is not On that layout. IL publishes 10
fraudulent reports IN regard to this
camp a. being lively one, or even the
probability ol ito ever attaining that
Ltoad distinction; possibilities are OF
coaI'e an exception, aud an exception
as ieFvently WISHED for by the RECORD
as BY The cou'mulity al large. So lar ga
the Pioche Con. is concerned, we have
given them their just dues. based on
what they have done. and i'll the mean
time forecasting nothing Furthermore,
we do net propose to sing in clarion
toaes Of every load Of wood or Of old
iron that happens to pass along the street
"a the iore.rnnner OF big strike, with
millions to be uncovered at the single
blow OF pick or, perhaps, a solitary
blast Of giant powder. We wish all our
iriepds. who are 20 eolitious for our flu.
ture welfare. the success they merit.
A kias 10 paroxysmsl contact be.
tween che i.oial sppeadsges attached TO
the superior and inferior maxiiia,ies re.
slecnvely Of a man and woman or two
women. The younger the parties are
the more paroxy small will he the pstoxyaln
and in case it be observed by the ford
father OF tho paroxyzed younger lady,
there is also likely to be perigee between
the psro@J .ers pedetic junction aud the
paa.aDgeal extreinities OF the metatarsus
ana other bric-a. brsc depending from the
lower end 0. the old geutlefnans right
leg. Ihe Kiss itseli IS cot the pa'oxysm.
II is inOrely Tue vibrations Of the snper.
Incumbent atmosphere, resultant from
the expulsion OF sweetness from each OF
the par Of lips engaged IL creating II.
Boston Transcript
1t is 30 homelike and congeniaI to the
compositor to have a red.eyed Mormon
zap loaf into the printing office, leaving
the door open behind hm, reading copy
over your shoulder and pronounce IL
good. Such things as these all serve as
tiil.ins OF the monotonous lie OF The
printer, as opochs Of green grassy knobs,
OIL carrots, on the barren deserts OF time,
and are always to be remembered by the
compositor with pleasurab!e emotions
Over there in Washington. President
Cleveland, whose gold.bug hues glitter
even as Tho gaudy plamago Of the haugt-
ty peacock over the barn yard fenoe, ID
behind bolts, bars and harricades Of every
description, preparing his annual mes.
sage. That he may anputate several
sections Of it, when prepared, is the Ter.
vent wish of all those who intend to read
the document.
The maidens OF Phoebe form a perfect
galaxy OF beauty, which, BY the by, is
noted for miles around, They ave all SO
pretty and an,iable that. wsre we Of
ma'riosable age and wanted to double
| up for lie. we would as coon take our
pick blindfolded from room full Of
them as by any ether process.
| Speaking OF ply sicians the ppblic
should bear in mind that the old and re-
/ liable Dr. Reece i, stlli in town. The
orthy doctor Is npS shining mark"
according to outside appearances, but
the ,qu,lloram OF his brain la 40 finely
balanced as a pair u assay SCALE. bis
sheep skin hangs On the vail.
| Architect Edmond Legrndre, 4ls Snt.
ter street, San Francisco, Cal, states
that having suffered Tor long time with
q severe cough, md failing to obtain any
relief from doctors and the numerous
preparations he took, he became alarmed.
Tried Red Star Cough Cure and one
bottle entirely cured him.
During the week party Of gentlemen
we're in town for the purpose of seeking
out the most appropriate route for the
survey Of a railroad. a branch Of the
scenic route of America the Denver
4 Rio Grande. from Milford to some
point in the lower part Of the county.
In our last issue We were little of, or
our informant was rather. in regard to .
| hivth IN thu family nj Thomas Gillian