The Portland daily press., 1886-01-09


clerk rose and said, Il hereby give notice that
there will be no service today, as Mr.. Duck has
gone to Hatch
SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver
oil with Hypophosphites-i more rel-
able as an agent in the cure of CONSUMPTION,
Chronic Coughs, and Throat Injections than any
other remedy known to medical science.
A minister we know by name throughout the
land who has one of the best equipped houses OF
worship, was showing a friend, not long SINCE
through the various rooms when they came to the
kitchen, which is connected by speaking tube
with the pastors study On the wall vas printed
in smaller letters on the same wall near the mouth
piece of the tube was the direction, BLOW and
wait for an answer The visitor naturally asked
if the two Inscriptions had any particular connec-
ton with one another; and it is hardly necessary
to say that change was soon made IN the letter
ing.
was troubled with neuralgia severely at inter
walls. I obtained bottle of Athlophoros and
have experienced great relief from it. consider
it a very good medicine which will do all it is
warranted to do Matthias R. Wheeler, Three
Rivers, Mass.
Journalism must be healthy profession said
old Mrs Squaggs as she laid the paper on her knee
and rubbed her eyeglasses with her apron.
What makes you think sop SAD Ola MI.
sqnaggs. .,.o. ~, .os - hove
pieces in the papers when was girl are still lly
ing and writing away the same as ever: they must
be very old"
.tWell there is 'Veritas for one, and Anon, and
Vox Populi,' and PRO Bono Pubco,' and many
others see some of their names every day, and
declare if the sight of 'en don't bring back the
old school days. Then the old lady gazed medi-
tatiyely into Inc fire and old Mr. Squaggs went on
to the back stoop TO lndulgein quiet laugh TO
himself
The appalling ard alarming prevalence
of nervous diseases at the present time has LED
neryo specialists to give this subject more than
ordinary attention The Science of Life" deals
with the matter in concise logical and entertain
ing manner, and can easily be comprehended by
anv of its readers. Read its pages now, and learn
its truths. 1t is advertised in another column OF
this paper
Good morning, Mrs. Gilligan; how is Patrick
this morning?
Why don't you send him to the hospital to be
treated? ~ o,.ood,,
Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and others
whose occupation gives but little exercise shoulu
use Carriers Little Liver Pills for torpid liver ana
bili0uSness. One is dose
The agent of Buffalo scale works, who mas
travelled extensively in the west, says tnat MnT
he gets beyond Chicago he can count TO certain
ty on something like the following; ~.
yes; | want pair of grocery scales, put
ahem-but- 80. NJ ,o.,,o. - to,o
in the bottom of each one TO be filed up WIN leau
No pound weight will go over fourteen ounces
until filed up ,.,-a o,,;,,o,,+
ly understands its business. Send me the scales
In some cities out West, Colgan's Taffy Tolu is
so popular that the newsboys sell it on the
street and on the cars
1t is never well to use big words when small
ones will express the same meaning lazy VINO
was making call some acqualntanceS CD,
served that the furniture had been changed, and
remarked to the lady, ''You have been metamor-
phosed haYn't you?"
aY.e-s," said the other hesitatingly. You mean
calcimined / suppose; it looks much better,
doesntit?"
There are many forms of nervous debility in
men that yield to the use of Carriers Iron Pills
Those who are troubled with nervous weakness
night sweats &C., should try them
"God made me.~ said year old boy, the
other day discussing the unknowable with MS 9
year old sister, land he made you, aha ne naue
eyerythine-but don't know who made GOD.
@Donit You know?f said the little girl, "Why
God ate some dinner and then growed.
| Asnosingle man is born with Alright Of control
ling the opinions of all the rest, so Ine WoIll nat
no title to demand the whole time OF any paiucU
| lar perSon-Pope.