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Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
STATE OORREsPONDENCE.
Birmingham.

THE FARRELL CASE EAGAIN-aENERAL NEWS.
 BIRMINGHAM, Aug. 1S.-An examination of applicants for teachers certificates will be given on Thursday August 18th, commencing at 100 o'clock at Dr. Beardslsy's office.
 Floyd, the cigar merchant near the bridge, has advertised his wares and good will for sale.
 An infant boy, five days old, of Superin- tendent Bronson, of the rolling mill, died yesterday morning.
 The new brick building built by F. W. Curtiss in Shelton, on Plumb avenue, will be occupied on first floor by Andrew Deane as grocer.
 The Ansonia Times editorially alludes to the evidence that calls for an investigation into Farrell's death, but all the points it names where rehearsed before Medical Examiner Beardsley and Coroner Mix the day they examined the circumstances of the finding of the body and the verdict was giv- en with the knowledge of all that the Times announces as sufficient for @ fresh inquiry. The Downes' "elevator'' opposite the Bir- 1 mingham depot is offered for sale.
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Starin's New Haven TransDorta.
 ton Line.

eglEH-@@A Leave New Haven from Starin,s Aszszzzsss=2r Dock. at 1915 o'clock D. m The JOHN H. SIARlN, Captain McAlster, every Sum day Tuesday and Thursday. The ERASTUS CORNlNG, Captain Spoor every Monday, Wednes- day and Friday. Returning, leave New York from Pier 1S foot of CourtIand street, at 9p.m.S' the Starin every Monday Wednesday and Friday. the Corning every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday The only Sunday night boat from New York
 Fare, with berth in cabin, $1; stateroom S1 Ex- cursion tickets S1. 50
 Free Stage leaves the depot on arrival of Hart ford tram, and from corner Church and Chape D. m. ~
 Tickets and Staterooms can he purchased of the Downes News Co.,, S69 Chapel street Peck ls Bishop 7O2 Chapel street, and at the Toutine Hotel
 70 c. M. CONKLIN, Agent,
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List of Patents.

List of patents issued from the U. s. Patent of flee for the week ending Aug. F, for the State of Connecticut, furnished from the office of John E. Earle. solicitor of patents New Haven. Conn.,:
 c. M. & A. V. Absrcrombie, Bridgeport, sewing machine bobbin.
 WI Alvord, Bridgeport, knob attachment, three patents.
 Same, lock and latch.
 J P. Brewer and W. G. Smith, New Haven, ap- paratus for signalling policemen.
 A. J. Eddy, assignor 70 Russell Erwin Manu- featuring Co, New Britain, meat cutter.
 N. Jenkins. Waterbury. assignor te Holmes, Booth & Hayden, suspension device for lamps E. Kempshal assignor to Richard Fastener com pany, New Britain, paper fastener, two patents
 A. K. Standish, assignor one-haf to R. M Rus sell, New Haven, lighting device.
 W. L. Sweetland, New Haven, lathe chuck. T. P. Taylor, Bridgeport, facing stay for corsets L. E. Whipple, Hartford, tool for uniting wires. J. A. White and J. W. Gray, Hartford, sprinkler. s. O. White, Windsor Locks, chuck.
 A. O. Jennings, Southport, ornamentation of watch dials
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
PASSAGE RATES REDUCED.
 ANCHOR LINE,

StTa.1IeLS S[ SEsIy 5aLLlruay from New York to GAASGO" AND LONE ONDERRY.
 Rates of Passage to or from New Aork, Glasgow. Liverpool. Lon.
 dOnderry or Belfast: CABlNS, $45 and S55. SECOND CLASS $SO.
 Atlantic Express Service
 LlV VEEPOOL via QUEENSTOWN S S 'sC1TX OF ROHE E,, from New York Wednesday, Aug. IS. Sept. 15, Oct. B, Nov To- Saloon passage $5 , upwards. Second cla ss 8 30. Steerage outward or prepaid, either service $2 o. For Books of Tours, Tickets or other information apply to HENDERSON BROTHERS New York: or BUNNELL & SCRANTON, 732 Chapel street, or c. M DOWNES & SON, 351 Chapel street, New daVen.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
WaIltngford.
WalltnRfOKds A HOUSE RoBBED-GETTING READY FOR THl COMING PARADE OF THE FIREMEN.

HOUSE ROBBED-GETTING READY FOR THE
 COMING PARADE OF THE FIREMEN.
 WALLINGFoRD, Aug. 18.-The borough officers expect to occupy their new office about September 1.
 Edward Masscott, who formerly worked here, has been visiting in town this week.
 Miss Clara Wildman will teach at the High school this winter, she taking charge of the primary department and Miss Rice taking Miss Rich's room. w. L. LaRue of Pittsfeld, Mass, has been spending few days in town. John Hampton, of Fair street, is quite sick and lies in critical condition. Miss Louise Smith will teach school this winter on the East Farms district. Miss Julia Baldwin is spending 8 few days at Indian Neck as the guest of Mrs. John Lukey of Meriden. Horace B. Scott, assistant surgeon in the United States navy, and who has spent the last two years in foreign waters, is on his way home and is expected here in a few weeks
 While Frank Crowel1, who resides at Pond Hill was away from his house yesterday, someone entered the premises and stole pocketbook containing $127.S0 in cash, and no trace could be found of the thief.
 A son was born yesterday to Morris Quill ligan.
 The fire department met on Monday eve- ming and heard the report of the committee
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
National Line of Steamships.

I111I FVI1EIS NEW YORh, LIVERPOOL, QUEENS
 TOWN AND LONDON DIRECET
 Sailing weekly from fer 59, North River Kew York, are among the largest steamships crossing the Atlantic. Cabin rates, $50 to S1GG Excursion at special rates; outward steerage S17, and pre- most other lines,'' New steamship America's frs trip to New York, days, Is hours and 4 minutes
 F. ". J. HURST, Manager, Agents at New Haven, BUNNELL& 6 SCRANTON " EsA, FITzPATRICK, RICK, 4. MGALISTER, GEORGR
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
EinanCiaI.
A Panicky Feeling n'Change-Prtces Go Down on Every Transaction The Tight Money Market Has De- pressing Effect on Values.

NEW YORK, Aug. 18 There was quite heavy unloading of stocks this morning and prices went steadily down throughout At i2 o'clock the decline ranged from A to 2A per cent The sales to noon aggregated 1Ss.oO0 shares The weakest stocks c. c. 0. & l., Oregon Navigation, San Francisco preferred, Colorado Coal, Pacific Mail and Rock Island There WAS no news in circulation calculated to affect values to such an extent and the decline was attributed to the tightness of money. The market continued well up to o'clock The feeling at times was pan icky and prices went down every transaction. In the final hour on the announcement from MT. Fink's office that the Central Traffic association had decided to restore and that the trunk line pool would be sustained intact, there was better feeling and some recovery. The closing prices, however, show declines ranging from 4 tc sA. The decline was most marked in the low priced stocks. The days business the largest in a long time, 491 900 shares changing hands,
 Money loaned at from to 12 per cent. to-day and finally closed at 4a5 per cent.
 Exchange closed steady. Posted rates 4S212a 4S41S; actual rates 4S156a4S2 for sixty days. Governments closed firm
 CIosllg prices reported the private wires of BUNNELL < SCRANTON. Bankers end Brokers
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
ALLAN ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIPS.

-ET]RA Royal Mall Steamships sail regularly sS sSSAAessS between Quebec and Liverpool, caln 2 at Londonderry and from Glasgow to Boston direct via Londonderry and Galway. Cabin, Intermediate and Steerage at low rates. Accommodations un surpassed. Prepaids issued from all parts of Grea Britain and Ireland. For further information ap- ply to H. & A. ALLAN Agents, Portland and State street, Boston; or to w. FITZPATRICK, 66 Grand st. BUNNELL & SCRANTON, 732 and 34 Chapel street. ny13eod3m
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

in reference to a parade. It was decided to have parade and picnic on Saturday, Sep tember II. The picnic will be held at Lake Grove. The several companies will assemble at their houses at o'clock, and the parade will be formed at 1:30. The line of march has not yet been arranged. During the af- ternoon the department will be inspected by the borough officers.
 The committee of arrangements are: Chief Engineer David Ross, Second Assistant En- gineer A. J. Goodrich, Foreman B. F. Cur ran, Foreman D. McKewen, Foreman G. E.. Dickerman, together with Charles Backes, Frank Conkling, Edward Gardner, J. J. Covey, G. J. Phelan and M. P. Hall.
 No pains will be spared to make the ocea- sion successful one in every particular
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
|. 0. o. F.-Ths Boston Parade.

Yesterday afternoon at the Lincoln rink
 the officers of the sixteen Connecticut can- tons of patriarchs militant, I. O. O. F., held
 meeting to arrange for their parade in Bos- ton, September 22d, in which esntens from
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
Republtcan state Convention,

A State convention of the Republicans of Connec tcut will be held in Allyn Hall Hartford, on Thurs the purpose of making a declaration of the princi- ples of the party nominating candidates for State officers and appointing State central committee. A caucus of the delegates to the convention will be held in Allyn Hall Wednesday, September Sth, at D. m., for the purpose of appointing a committee credentials.
 All primaries for the appointment of delegates must be held on or before September 4th
 The chairmen of town committees will mail copy Of the credentials of the delegates from the several Paige, secretary, Allyn House, Hartford.
 LYNDE HARRISON, Chairman,
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

HALE'S HONEY is the best Cough Cure 25, 5Oc., $1. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP heals and beautifes, 25c GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns & Bunions, 25c
 HILLS HAIR & WHISKER DYE-Black & Brown, 50c
 PIXIES TooTHAcHE DROPS cure in Minute, 25c. DRAWS RHEUMATIC PILLS are a sure cure, soc,
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
List of Letters

List of Letters Remaining in the New Haven postoffice New Ha- ven county, State of Connecticut, Wednesday, Aug. 1S 1ss6
 LADIES' LIST. Airs O. Austin. C-Mrs. Marcy B. Goats. E-Isdore EhrInan F-Nellie Fitzgerald. H-Aiss Anna Healy, Mrs. Edwin Henshaw. L-Miss Lillie Lawton. M-Miss Hanna Melan @. O-Miss Kittie O'Brien. P-Miss Emma Peck. R-Miss Nellie Rsdan. S-Ellen Syenson, Mrs M. R. Sweet. "-Ars. A. Walton.
 COMPLIMENTS LIST. Avn. filling & Bro., J. M Atwater. B-S. A. Baldwin, B. M Boult, z. l.. Crockett, Matt Bush (New England Transportation Co). D-J. Henry Dike, James Duffy. G-Dan Gleutt. H-Nathan T. Hanson, Tommy Harrison. J-E Jackson. L-Wm. Leland. M-Gsorge W. Macdonald, Henry c. Moore. The odore Aoorly, Rev. Robert c. Morse, Arthur Murat NIT. H. Medley. R-Harry S. Rhoades S-Busnsss Manager Sunday Review. 1T D. Tarbell. W-wm H. Whedon. James T. Wood. Y--Michal Yahlonski. LAsk for advertised letters and mention date Of
 BENJAMIN R. ENGLISH. Postmaster,
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

Chicago Grain and Provision Market. Closing quotations Reported over Private Wires
 to Edwin Rowe tb Co.,, Commission Mer-
 chants, 4oa New York Produce Exchange, New York. The following shows the quotations at P M
 Chicago time) for the past three days:
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
A Good Thing

is the universal expression of all who have used Pearls White Glycerine for beautifying the complexion and the cure of all skin dis eases au173teodw1t
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
O1nthif1u.
OInthit1p.
A Ten Strike and No Mistake /!

Ten Dollars is the lowest price at which pop ular goods have been put on the market. SIS, SIS, S2o s22, s23 and $25 have heretofore been popular prices for the better grades of Mems and Young Mems Suits. To clear away all doubt respecting our ability to sell the BEST GooDs MADE lower than any other house in this part of the country.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
graneIers' Butf1e.
NEW HAVEN STEAMBOAT CD.

Daily for New YOrk-Farc S1. incIud. Ing &Defth-ExcurafOnT TickefS aISO
 Steamer c. H. NORTHAM. Capt. F.J Peck, leave NewHaven % F o'clock ?: m., Sunday excepted State Store. Steamer CONTINENTAL, Captain Stevens, leaves New Haven at 1915 a. m. Sundays excepted, From New York-The O. H. NORTHAM leaves Peck Sip at p. m, and the CONTINENTAL at ii D. m, sundays excepte Saturday 12 o'clock mid. nlght Sunday nights, Elm City at il D. n
 Sunday Boat for N. YCrk-Steaner Et,M CTTY f l0 l0 a. m, Steamer NEW HAVEN at 10:3O D. m Staterooms for latter sold the Elliott House Free stage from Ins Building g. 9 D. m Tickets sold and baggage checked thro to PhiIadeIphia a (V1a both routes), Baltimore anS Washington
 JAMES H. WARD, Agent
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

Dis. Committee
 1. Charles J. Cole, Hartford.
 2. Marc s. Chapman, Manchester.
 3. Lucius G. Goodrich, SimsbIry. 4. Charles S Lapders, New Britain.
 5. George H. Cowell. Waterbury.
 6 Levi E. Coe, Meriden.
 2. James s. Thompson, East Haven.
 8. John s. Fowler. New Haven.
 g. Earle Warner, jr., New London. 10. Increase W. Carpenter, Norwich. II. Charles P. Sturtevant. East Lyme. 12 Robert J. Walsh, Greenwich 13. B. J. Hill, Norwalk. fl. Henry R. Parrott, Bridgeport 15. Allan W. Paige, Danbury. 16. Oscar Tourtelotte, North Grosvenordale. F. E. S. Boss, Willimantic. IS. Charles F. Brooker, Torrington. 19. William B. Rudd, Lakeville. 20. Joseph K. Judson. Thomaston. 21. John G. EdmoHds, Deep River. g. Frederick E. Camp, Middletown. g. Summer Payne, South Coventry. 24 E. H. Underwood. Holland.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

Par. Bid. Asked. New Haven County National Bank 10 13 Second National Bank. ........... 100 13S New Haven National Bank. ... 100 155 Tradesmen's National Bank. 100 152 Merchants National Bank 50 GO 6s Mechanics Bank (State). 60 12 City Bank (State). ........... 100 123
 STATE AND MUNICIPAL BONDS.
 New la dS O00peryssss4r 1907 neo New Haven Gity 5s.lsewersss) 1ssl M 1is New Haven Town Bonds, ,6s ,Boun-
 ty Loan 1890 1O5
 RAILROAD BONDS AND STOCKS New Haven and Northampton ss, 1909 115
 do. do. Is. (old) 1899 120
 do. do. do.(newJ 1899 1aO New Haven and Northampton 5s, 1911 103 Holyoke and Westfeld Is. (g'r't'd 1891 109 Boston and New York Air Line 5s 1905 1O9 Colchester bonds, 1st m'tg'e IS. 1907 11s Hs Housatonie as s. Con 1st l Mortgage @ @ 1919 1os New York, New Haven and Hart Naugatuck Railroad Stock 1oo s04 N Y. and N. England, mortgage New York and N England as..: 1sO5 M B i5s ias Shore Line Railway =. .......... 100 ITO Fair Haven and Westville H. RR. 9 B West Haven Horse Railroad. 25 12 Boston & New York Air Line pref 100 100 1O2 New Haven and Northampton 100
 MISCELLANEOUS. New Haven Electric Light. 100 120 Ches. and Potomac. .............. 75 80 Southern New England Telephone New eit York and New Jersey Tele- iOO O %
 phone Co.,. 100 70 New Haven Water Co., Stock.... 50 95 5 Fair Haven Water Go. Bonds, 7s, 116 New Haven Gas Co. Stock. 25 46 Mexican and Spanish Dollars.... 75 C Cnli ponaTs. ..'..-...-..--...-.. 70 Halifax, Nova Scotia, Bills. ....... 95 English Sovereigns .............. 4SO 4SS ITaOe DOidrS
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
CataHh to Consumntion,

No single disease has entailed more suffering or hastened the breaking up of the constitution than Catarrh The sense of smell, of taste, of sight, of hearing, the human voice, the mind-one or more and sometimes all, yield to it's destructive nfiu- ence The poisonit distributes throughout the sys tenn attacks every vital force, and breaks up the most robust of constitutions. Ignored because put little understood, by mot physicians, impo- tently assailed by quacks and charlatans, those suffering from it have littla hope be relieved of IL ths side of the grave It is time then that the popular treatment of this terrible disease by reme- dies within the reach of all passed into hands at once pi. competent and trustworthy: The new and hitherto untried method adopted by Dr. Sanford in the preparation of his Radical Cure has won the hearty approval of thousands It is instantaneous in aHordng relief in all head colds sneezng snuff nng and obstructed breathing and rapidly re- moves the most oppressive symptoms, clearing the head, sWeetening the breath, res bring the senses or smell, taste and hearing, and neutraliZing the constitutional tendency of the disease towards the lungs, liver and kidneys.
 Sanford's Radical Cure consists of one bottle of the Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal Solvent and one improved inhaler, neatly wrapped in one pack age with full directions; price S1.
 Potter Dru9 and Ch emfcaI Co. Roato m
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

The secretaries of the different ward meetings will please furnish credentials to the delegates al send copy to undersigned.
 HUGH DALEY, Chairman Republican Town Committee. New Haven, Aug IS, 1886.
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TTne 1nt1rma1 and Gnnrter.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CTTY, 15 CENTS A WEEK, 50 GENTS A MONTH, So.oO YEAR. THE SAME TERMS By MAIL.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

arIor cars on traIns IeavlDg New Haven at II :04 a. m., and from Saratoga at 9:45 D. m e, o- EDWARD A. RAY, G. T. A. New Haven and Derby Railroad, Tram Arrangement commencing June A. 1886
 LEAVE NEW HAVEN At and 9:52 8. n., 1:2o. 3:20, 5:45 7O5 D. m. Saturdays at 11:GO p. m
 LEAVE ANSONIA Ate:55 9:05 and 1f40 .n., 1:0O 3:20 and GAS D. r connections are made at Ansonia with passenger trains of the Naugatuck railroad and at New Haven with the principal trains of other roads ceptering there. F q OITTNT APD Snnit New Haven ,TunefA 1See DNf' ''
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
ALL FOR TEN DOLLARS

Look in show windows and the magnifice line of suits closing for Ten Dollars. We ecipsed all former efforts, and it is already house. hold word that o. E. LOngley & Co. offer the money n a sa any fir n New En g. land. Don't this by thinking it only many advertisements you papers, drawn.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19

Local Stock Quotations. Furnished by RSunneII 6 Scranton. BANKERS AND BROKERS, Simpson Block.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
POLITICAL.
 Notice To Chafrmen or Republican Ward Com mm1ttees.

The chairnnsn of Republican committees in the
 by notified call meetings of the Republican cleo
 tors in each ward on or before the lst day of Sep to town convention which will appoint delegates
 to Republican State convention to be held Tn the
 city of Hartford on the 9th day of September 1886. Each ward is entitled to the following number of dalo
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-19
ENl::ala SzL.alilal.HSQ1 L.aliLl

''Rich as GOLD LEAF."-N. Y. HEsALp.
 Useful in every yHOME."-TRIBUNE. dlLDS EVERYTHING, FRAMES, FURNITURE, PA PER, METAL, PLASTER, SILK Sc. .Any One use tt, Camels H.r Brush in each box, Price 50 cts. Ask for RUBY'S GLIDING, Reuse all sabstitstes. Sold by ART DEALERS, DRUGGIsTs & SrArIoNERs. Neao York Chemical Mfg. Co.,, 3 E. 4th St., NY.
The Grenada gazette., 1886-01-23
Glover for Orchards.

j. A. Fetters gave an account Of his
orchard management to a meeting of
the Ohio Horticultural Society. The
orchard has been twenty years in bear
ing, and the trees are as thrifty as ten
years ago. 1t is kept mostly in clover,
occasionally breaking it up and sowing
again to clover. The hogs are kept in
the orchard all the time, but when the
fruit is ripening, they are driven to
closed quarters every night, and in the
morning before turning them out again
the apples are gath cred which have
fallen. From SIXTY trees, six hundred
bushels We're gathered. 1t is well to
bear in mind that clover would be detri.
mental to the success of the orchard, i
manufactured into hay and drawn from
the ground yearly; while with a suff,
cient number of swine to keep it eaten
down, the clover and swine together
would keep the orchard in fine condi'
ton. On land not naturally rich, an
additional top-drcS>lng with manure
would be important country Gentle
man.
The Grenada gazette., 1886-01-23
THREE FORTUNES.

A merry young shoemaker,
And tailor and baker,
Won't to seek their fortunes, for they had been
m told
Where rainbow touched tho ground
lfit only could be found
Was purse that should be alwsysfull OF gold.
So they Travelled day by day,
In Jolly. joound way,
(! all the shoemaker pretty lass esped,
When. quoth he: at seems to me,
There can never, never be,
letter luck than this In all the world beside"
So the others said goodbye,
And went on til by aud by
They espied shady inn beside the way;
# Where the hostess fair-a widow
M In a lone seclusion hid: "Oh,
Here is luck!' the tailor said; "and here III
M stay"
So the baker logged along.
Atl alone, with nc or song,
Or jest: and nothing tempted him to stay.
iF6 But he went from bad to worse,
For he never found the purse.
And, for ail know, he's wandering to this
A day.
1& It Is better. on tho whole,
5 For Rn ordinary soul
1 80 gathered from this song I've tried to
es& slDg)
For to take the luck that may
Chance to fnll within his way
y Than to toll for an imaginary thing.
-Hnmard Pyle, In Pepper and SAT-.
The Grenada gazette., 1886-01-23
FULL OF FUN.

1t has been decided that a woman
can not be an offensive partisan; Dut
she can be just as provoking III otlcr
ways. s.-LoweN Citizen.
-" All. there! Stay there' as the
man said when he passed the pocket
book that was fastened to the grating
by string. EUansriiie AfguS.
"A district attorney in Dakota has
been arrested for misappropriatng
land. 1t is supposed that he never
used nail brush. .-Teras 'SlttngS.
There are no professional baseball
players in Congress. If there were,
it wouldn't be so hard to catch the
Speakers eye. .-Burlington Fr,e Press.
-" Oh, don't propose to me here"
exclaimed young lady, whose lover
was about to pour out his avOwNl as
they were riding by cornIirId. The
very corn has ears. N. Y. Mdebend-
ent.
The small boy is cenSured for
frightening horses into costly and somc-
times fatal runaways. But it should
be remembered that while he is soaring
horses he is not working his gum shoot
er.-LomSyiUe Cowicr-JOurN1l.
Alexander Little, Esq, discover
ing that his only and fondly doted-upon
daughter had eloped in her best gown
with an abandoned circus man, hurried
in pursuit. What time was it. A. Lit
tie after two.-Arkansaw Tarcler.
DIR. Wilhelm Schmocle affirms:
"He who eats lemons in sufficient
abundance need never die The diff
Guilty is, you will observe, that no man
ever lived long enough to eat them in
sufficient abundance to live forever
Boston Transcript
The cupboard Was Bare
An ancient old maiden in C0ogne.
Wished to give her pet poodle Il bogne;
The condt on of her cupboard
Equaled that Of Nine. Hubbard,
Consequently the poodle Aad nogne.
Palmer ILass.) J0urndl.
-" Mister Schmidt said a German
recently, as he entered q Pittsburgh
merchants Office, Il haf der sphmall
pox-' "Great Heaven, Mr., Schnei-
der,' was the hurried reply, "don't t
come herer' And the clerks diSap-
peared in various directions. "Vot 5
der madder nit you fellcrs?' pursued
Schneider Il haf der schmall pOx
full of butter Qua in mine wagon vot
Mrs. Schmidt Ortered last wick alrcaty.' y
N Y. Ledger.
Yes, sir, said a pompous igno-
ramus, II believe in education, sir
the best education that money can buy.
My father spared no expense on my
schooling, and l shall spare none on
my children s." "Then suppose you
will give them all an academic cduca-
tion,' remarked his friend. Yes,
sir, was the reply; ''of course will.
That's the kind of an c1ucation | got,
and if it takes every dollar of my fort
une, my boys and girls will all be
macadamized as their father was