Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-09-03
BRIGHT BITS.

THE Troy Telegram hears that the Presi-
dent and Mrs. Cleveland have already had 4
row In the Adirondacks, "in one of those
cranky North Woods boats, too"
He was a careful man.-Mariner-Sail, sir?
Nice breeze on no v, sir.
Mr.. Isaacs-Vot! After dinner as cost me
three an thixpeath? Not me- unny + lbs.
my friend" said the Colonel to the new
recruit, what nay you be by profession"
Colonel, am a poet"
"A poet! An. then, we will make capital
Undertook out of YOU. From the French.
YES said lady, when interviewed on
the subject of servant girls, ~ find that
the SWedes make the most capable and trust
worthy rants. never had swenden-
borgian that did not give perfect satlsiac-
tion."-Christtdn Register.
WHAT The people have a right to complain
or Is the nigh rate which is demanded of them
FOR the use OF the telephone " The telephone
| monop5 lists should take into consideration
the choice Language used by most of the talk
ers.-R chester Pest ErDress.
"TOM, gave you very liberal allowance
| when sent you TO the college, never heless
ear that you have had some trouble in
| meeting your bills"
Not the slightest In the world, father.
assure you 1t has been all could do to keep
ont of their '-.Aerchant Traee1er.
FRS" EDIToR-Been after any of the fash
| Onable resorts this year?
Second Editor-Wen. no. not exactly; was
out three days bill collecting, though. Have
| yon Deen anyWnereH a.
First Baftna--Not exactly. no: but have
| read seeeutvothree SUNNI err hoteliGfrculars.-
| omaha World, a*e a.
"YoU sit ON your horselike a butcher" said
pert young officer who happened to be of
| royal blood, to veteran General who was
| somewhat bent with age.
at is highly probable" responded the old
warrior, with grim smile; lit is because all
| my life I've been leading calves to the slaugh-
| ter. ~ }te0e'ade Bldtfer.
THE habit of lodging Rhode Island prohibit
| ion by importing whisky in porcelain eggs
suggests to the san FRANCISCO Alta a change
| in that stirring hymn, The Little Brown
egs. or rose sweet ira build her nest. a nd
make herlay BY dav And night, and suck her
eggs till 4 vas, tight"
N 'CHExp RESTAUK kNra8A customer is
trying to eat q herring "au beprre noir."
Abruptly he calls the waiter. "This herring
| /, eXecrable." he cries. you can only taste
| the vinegar
| What are you complaining about" re-
piled the garcoD. struggling his shoulders: ''if
| it were not for he vinegar you would not be
| able to eat it at all."-French Paper.
INTERVIEWER Ito famous English actor.
who is about to land in this country for the
drst time)-What do you think of America?
English Actor Y on are too late, my young
| friend.
Interviewer-Tco late?
English AclOr-Yes; gave my impression
tvour great ana glorious country to the corr
respondent o. a Chicago paper when we
boarded the shp.-LiIt.
| "WHo WAS BELLA?'-
! On her breast dab ia nestled,
| Deep maroon in pink and white;
| In her dimples graces wrestled,
| In her eyes dwelt heavens light.
| And her lips! Who could discover
| Two such treasures side by side?
| Closed, they would distract lover
| When she opened them she lied.
| This was Bella.
| -PhiiddelD6id Ne1Ds
FIRST nRUMMER-Had any fun this tripP
| Second Drummer-We tried to have some
| in Louisville, but it did not turn ont very
we'll. v e painted the nose OF one of the BOYS
| = brilliant red and sent him into a revival
| meeting.
They must have thought him fit subject
! for conversioD?"
"Well. no; they all rushed up to him,
| grabbed him by the hand, SAID they were glad
to see him back from Europe and asked for a
| puff in the Courer-Journal."-O Omaha World