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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07
Start for the Train or Ho.t

In good season, and don't forget to take with
you hostetter's Stomach B tiers, which will
revive ana benefit you when fatgued will
hullily the hurtful effects of water contami-
mated with zinc from the ice cooler, or stagnant
ana pracklsh: relieve indigestion produced
ny meals OF uncertain wholesomeness hastily
ported at odd times in railway stations, and
protect you from the influence Of Initiated or
in naI,s ar ana thorough draughts To the
ltaNcaahg publlc, tins admirable safeguard and
sPeclhe is rendered in a convenient and agree
a L shape. An ordinary ships medicine
snEsi contains no such comprehensive ana
rclihnle remedy, a fact well understood by
manners Inc commercial traveller, tourist
gu nIaht, miner and western pioneer, ali an,
4 6i ,'C me value of the Bittcrs. ii cures
dyspepsia costiveness, liver complaint ma
mr. aarial disorders, inactivity of the kidneys.
ana Is a line nerve tonic.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07

The Republican papers of Maine have pre-
TERED no complaints, have uttered no re-
proaches against Mr.. Edmunds on account of
ms course during the presidential canvass of
ies4 Inc Republicans of Maine unanimously
belleNe That IL Is wise Tor the party to look for
ward q not backward to forget in the dll-
ties OF the future all the unpleasant incidents
OF the past. - Bangor (McJ Wig
Here Is tacit admission that Mr.. Ed
munds has an influence and a following
so important and powerful that Mr.. Blaine
ana ms friends do not wish to farther an
tagonlze him. Mr. Blaine knows his pow
er. The Republicans of Vermont under
stand 1t too. The marvel is that any Re
State, proud of his party, and Justly proud
OF the position Vermont holds in the
nation, should now desire to pull down
the man who has brought to the State and
party tins distinguished honor and posi-
tlon Is 1t saying too much to affirm that
such man is not loyal to his party. not
true TO the best interests of his party and
ana Stdnddrd
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THE VERMONT CONFERENCE.
Reports and Ministerial Appointments
Made Monday.


CHESTER, VT, May 3.-At the Vermont
conference to-day the committee reporls
were given. There are 10 1872 probationary
members the church property is valued
at s6OS, 900 collection for missions, $685. :
Tor pastoral support, S12 236. Among the
appointments were, Montpelier district
j. .. Sherburn presiding elder Barnet.
NJ. W heller; Montpelier, r. 3. Frost ;
Northheld, a. II. Webb a; Randolph. II. A.
Spencer Rochester, j. S. Tappan Stowe.
w E. Douglas; Newbury, f. G.. Smith ::
j. ID. Beaman, president of the Vermont
Methodist seminary and female COLLEGE
and member of the Montpelier quarterly
conference George b. HYDE transferred
TO Mexico conference.
Springfield district-R Morgan. presid-
ing elder; Bellows Falls. A. b. TruaX =.
Brattleporo, |. Mccain; Guildford, to be
supplied Hartland, o. w. Barrows Lud-
low, w. ID. Malcolm White River June
ton, and Quechee, r. l.. Bruce Wood
stock, j. Hamilton.
St. Adams dlstrict-E. w. Culver, pre-
siding elder Cambridge II. a. Bushnell:
Colchester, j. 4. BaXindale Highgate'
". W. Roberts ; Morrisvile and Elmore'
NJ: Hyde Richford, II. NJ. Worthen St
Al9ans, W. }. johnson St Adams Bay,
Swanton, l.. O. Sherburn
st; Johnsbury districts Donaldson,
presiding elder; Albany, w. S. Jenne Bar
ton, 5, b. Currer; Barton Landing and
Bloomington, w. |. Todd Irasburgh, |. p,
Chase; Island Pond, w. ;. Smithers
NeWbury, and West Newbury, y. w.
Wilder; Newport and Newport Centre. A.
Scrlbner; st. Johnsbury, l.. l.. Beeman
81. Johnsbury Centre. i. y. Grandey.
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NEW YORK, May 3-The grand jury was
today sworn into office. Judge Cowing in
charging them called their attention to
Doyc9tting, and said every person that en-
gagged IN this business, if sufficient evil
should be indicted and punished.
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a. Gen. Geo. p: Foster, 4th VI Vols.
a. ~ T pra; John T. Drew Co. g." 2nd IT. Vols
A. Private jacob Green, Co. III" 1T Vt. Vols.
As. Private Edward Walker, Co. Sc" LIST Vt.
Vols.
49, Private Daniel Stone, Co. a" 9th vt.Vols.
90. Private Roger Porter, Co. Sc" 1lth Vt.
Vols.
81 Pnyy4te Lewis Steady, Co. &C." 18th VT
Vols.
81 Private VIM. Faulkner, (Mexican War
Co. ID" Sth Vt. Vols.
3D. Private John Carl n, Co. ~" 10th N Y.
Vols.
81. Private Rob McCollum, Jr. Co. al" 18th
Y. Vol
81. Li,ut. VIM. II. Root, Co. &C." 18th Conn
Vols.
SO. Lieut.. VIM. r. Williams, Co. a." 10th N. II.
Vols.
81. Private VIM. b. Jennings Co. SC" 18th
Vt. Vols.
5S. Private Israel Freeman, Co. "D," 43d U. S.
&. L.
80. Surge IN E. NJ Curts,Co - LIST VT. brigade
81. Engineer VIM. Anderson, Co. - L. 5. Navy.
I'll. Paymastcr Chas ID. Baxter, Co. - L. s. ~
IT,. Private HOratiOJ. Spear
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Col. NJ. X. PAINE-Dear Sir :

Your CELERY COMPOUND is one of the
now before the public. | have been COZ
about one month since, when you asked II
bottle and believe it has Sdued mn life.
tore had used one bottle | was covered
is RI pidly healing, and am five hundred
70 have bottle of CELERY COMPOUND in
tues as well AS | do.
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BURLINGTON, PRESS: FRIDAY MAY = 1ss6-rwEI


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IS ;1a % Hf ' f ;sH;p5 sss
superintendent Vermont State Prison.
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% 1n st s s r 5s Hv sssS Sd
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my f2H N X rA!ss ssys" Sine + Gsrsp
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NIX
he compounds his "
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OUR FALLEN HEROES.
List of Soldiers Buried in the Different
Cemeteries in Burlington and Vicinity
MOUNT CEMETERY.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR WARlS12
!. Gen Ethan Allen, >. - Alphonzo Collins
2. Gen. Ira Allen, q. - Simon Willard
}. Capt Hcman Allen, I. 49, Isaac Hose,
4. Gen. Roger Enos. &. - Horace Wing,
9. C. w Benedict,
10. - Michael Sinclair,
II. Srrgeon Powell
II. Richard NJ. Powers.
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From A. C. BEAN Esq, Road Master, Vt Railroad.

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AXE VIEW CEMETERY

LAKE VIEW CEMETERY.
w Ar OF lSl2. MEXICAN WAR.
80. Capt Enos Walker A. - WIN. f. Burnett
40. DR.. William Pad 49, - Geo F. burnett
dock,
Al, - Israel Tracy
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Col. NJ. X. PAINE-De1r Sir

Col. NJ X. PAINE-Dedr Sir:
- Last fall | WAS completely used up with r
COMPOUND mixing with each bottle "a ount
cases, the rCsultiwas satisfactory, il cured N
usual. / think you deal very squarely wi
tclo that you use in making the Compound {
not do. Hoping you may have the success y
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1886-05-07
From Hon. w. VI. II. Bingham /:

MONTPELIER, VT, January 4. 1873.
CoL. NJ. X. PAINE Dear Sir Il wish to Ger.
tl1y 10 the beneficial effects of celery Come
pound. i used II bottle last summer, and il
, WORKED IKE charm, aud have another bot
needcd. can checrfully say il fills the bill
ana us GHcct is all that you recommend.
iruly yours, w. ii. II. BINGHAM.
From Edward Il. Phelps, VI. d., Ill. ID.
Prof. of the Theory and Practice of pbvsn
ana Pathological Anatomy, Dartmouth Col
lege.
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From the well-knowu Snowman, GEon,
From NJ Colburn, ESQ., the well known commercial q
OF Mells. RlGharlsOn q CO.. Bmrlingtnn. VI;


my family would consider
several has been
through angh headache, using five
better than for ten Hoping sufferers ma
Wle has from prepAratiOn remain
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WINDSOR, VT, July 10, 1895.
Col. NJ. X. PAINE Dear Sir: / have used
your CELERY COMPOUND in my famil severa
months past with excellent effect, and it giva
me pleasure to state that think IL can he REQ
commended as doing all that you claim for 10
In TACT my acquaintance with you as al apothS
ecary for more than thirty-four years pasi
would give me full confidence in any medi'
cine of your manufacture.
Respectfully yours, HIRAM HARLOW.
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commended OF
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From Hon. Wendell p. Rice, superint

COL NJ X. PAINE-Dedr Sir Il take in writing
Celery Compound have tried of
commend it, Hoping that will with success in Vo
with good and safe medicine. vo,
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The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
WAS WITH THEM.

Arkansaw candidate (to Knight ot L., bor) The striker. AT" right They have nri-en ,o maintain Fr"a, principle and l earnestly hop" that they will -uc ceol 1 am with them openly and above board
 K of l. Am pind yon are with us and 1 don. think yon will lo-" anything tl II
 Candidai" |" oh. I'm not thinking of any gam or los. II l- matter of prln ciplc with ne
 The candidate" q ii'~ moments after. ward. meeting capitaii.t say, Well. 1 sD~ that the striker. ar" raising old Nick am tu favor 0f patting down such lswlr.snr-. Those fellow. sertn t0 think that th" possession of money def.riv'. A man of all hi- right. ae 4 cit iz~n have told the strikers that even though ny election d"pends apob them 1 mnst d"nounce their actions
 Capiialist You shall not lo~s any thing by your fearicssness
 Candidate Oh had not thought If that do no. stop, during crisis of thir kind. tp consider gain Of loss l am A law and order man. inyaeif
 r1;li;sl:-:-. a:n glad to knoM t. but if were you 1 would not be too free in the expression of my opinion.
 Caud'late-"oh, know there's dan ger in t. bat cannot refrain from speak ing my mind 1 am law and Order man. myself
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

were released from confinement, and one day the professors cuntrivcd |" lock the bully and Hans in the same room. They sqCatted and looked through peep holes which had been arranged, and using a quotation from Spencer Fairy Queen. waited for the fun te begin.
 Stop looking at me that way said Hans. addressing tie bully
 m not looking at you
 Well. don't give me any diSlointrd talk
 \ mans got d right to say a few words, reckon the bully mrekly re piled
 No he hasn't said Hans Stop blinking your eyes at me
 Cant help blinking them
 You'd better help 1t.
 cant for I'm nervous
 believe you whalcd me once ~ajd Hans
 didn't 20 to do it. the bully, en q pleading tone of voice, rcioined
 Well, ve got to get even with Non and believe I'll 20 te do it
 Han, sei1ed the bully threw hun down, took oil a number eleven slipper, and before the professors eould pull him off he had heated the bully so warm that the unfortunate fellow did not know whether irc had taken rohasco sauce bath or had reclined on q hot gridiron
 IL i, said that the book which one oi the professor, is preparing will exhaust ively treat the subject In the study of the influence of the nose over the phy ,ical prnprneitieo of man the Germans are making great progress, and the pro frsSors book will doubtless have large sale. Professor Wilhclmi Ziesler i, pr,- pairing an English translation
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
COULDN'T TRADE

well known woman who recently cam, from the north, and who knew that the cnlorcd ladies were imposed upon -et out th" other day t6 hire A cook She stopped iu front of tumble down shanty and thu- addr"ss"d a c0- lored lady who array"d in ragged dress and flaming bandana handkcr chief came forward
 Good morning
 Mawnin
 an looking for some body tp cook fer rur
 Wall reckon 5er- come ter ds light place
 Have you had much experience
 Vail 1 5" .pcri"nced bout ez much ez de mo. o em fe-.4d CT lauDg tiune ergo am i,sh !a.n :-';a:; de -reriencc rnretln cber sense Been CT 'alker in de lub feast fur er laung time Fell rum grac" er few times but allu- managed ter elirn up ergin
 ! don't mean religious experience btii experience 4. A cook
 " Oh. didn't zackly un erstand CT Oh ya.. l se been CT cookin eber sense wuz CT small pus-on-
 would ike to hire you
 An nah
 And if yo'i suit me l will pay you good wage
 " Yas un
 When can you come?
 Wall replied the woman A. she
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
NOT ALL RIGHT.

A reporter called upon a prominent citizen and said: II would like to in terview you with regard to the strike" The prominent citizen frowncd re- Hected a moment and replied
 No, sir, no. It is rule of my life never to be interviewed but l don [ mind telling you privately what think /"
 All right"
 But mind, now, you must promise not to print word say nor an idea advance"
 I promise '
 The prominent citizen freely ex- pressed himself And the reporter af- ter again promising that he would make no note of the conversation, departed Early the next morning the prominent citizen seized the paper and eagerly looked for the interview.
 What are you looking for?" his wife asked
 Nothing he replied as he threw down the paper You can't place any confidence in those confounded re- porters.
 Has he printed what you said?
 No"
 Then it's all right
 No, it ts not all right. Do you reckon want to talk two hours and then be treated with contempt? He ought to have said l refused to be interviewed and then 10 have stated what I said 4 reporter is a nuisance
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

pressed her hons hands against her head tat sorter pen
 You will find me d kind hearted mistress
 Ml,tl,>' Wy lonk hcah lale ne. body aiu my mi~ti~~ femme tell yer De time N hcu l had CT mt9tts~ k dun gone
 l d,dn mean what You think hat simply that You would find mo kiud hearted
 oh wall den dat cuts crnuder tgg,n but ts allus ms rule fore hire- out ter aN er few questions Whnt sortcr house does yer llh tn2
 In very good hou,r quite eom tortablc
 tr brick house.
 No frame
 Look wcll rum dc outsldc2
 No, not very
 Wall lady d"au reckon w ken trad" l>r mighty particular whnt snrter house 1 hires nt hr er rerkless rtt-,"n ai' !er las" spretabilt> De cullud folk doan .-pcek et rus~en dat hirc tn er r" house Go rt ct ulrc hriek heus, atl 1 se wld Yer
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
SOMETHING EASY.

Patient tto physieian) Soyou think that I'll recover
 Physician Ye., but you must never again submit your."lf to any mental strain
 Patient But must make my iiv- ing What would you advise me to doY"
 Physician---" Oh. something easy, something tha. neither requires data nor recollection Write war articles for the nagazins.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
WERE NOT SHEEP.

\ well known circuit rider stopped al house m the hills He had lost hi> way and heavy ram was falling \ woman to whose skirts several children wer, thnging. opened the door and iu vited the preacher to come into the room where a log fire Was burning
 Here, take this cheer she sad !" Fu,t thing ye,d know that un would spin Yer on thcr flo oat hunt,n cattl"2
 The preacher thus afforded all oppar tunty to use figure of speech replied
 Madam. am a minister and am out looking for lost sheep
 Wall. l seed some round here this morurn n bell weather m cr mottls face Va wuk ermunc 'rm
 '" do not mean thosr kind al sheep but the sheep that hayc wandered far from the green pastures where they are madc to lie down in peace and safety
 ''pt, yer mean some that have jumped outen thrr lot Dave addressing one of the children out erum'ih yer bread i'll that watel Won't be iitten ter drink aiftel while Mister. thor sheep seed lod, od like they WIZ too p" ter jump T.fxa quit rubin yer meat on tine llo Elf yei don want Il putlt up thar till supper time Peers like the chillmn un this place don do nnthu bat -tulf an waste vidults rum mornin ull night Lock at yer now rubin Yer greasy han erain ther stranger coat Nc the sheep seed wa nj m sch powerful fine order Iuic take yer shoe ontcn that bread tray never -ced sch chil lun in my hornd day.
 Ion nisundor~tand me madam sad the minister Literally am not looking for -hccp hut for people who dc not accept the glad tidings of the R"s lrl
 Wall ci yer want hunlln sheep Wldut yer say -o at fusi Preacher hah2
 ! c-, madam
 reckon yer find "r ho"p ny bad folk.
 r- great lnnnt
 Wall, when CT pu-son lo"ks "ut iur bad ont- he ken find rm. bat lemm" tell yer If yer take Us fur lost sheep yer air mistaken an I'll hay" yer ter know II
 You mistake me, madam onl>
 Never mlnd l know what yer -aid an l want yer ter mo~ey III just e< good cA anybody I'll give yer ter know Come CT round her" callin me A sheep Cit ftrim here
 Madam
 Movc> 1 tell yer Kuic. han me that fire .tlck ferd better git Thar yer ho.- I- gone an I'm glad nv il Come back here crgin an I'll sheep yrr
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
THE ENDORSEMENT

NeA large man. n de~pcrate fellow who had often hoa-trd that hr could not be whipped hecHmr involved m Il quarrel mlth il small mnn We'll after the tght vt- aver :, fricud of thr dct Pomte man saI
 Wy Ahr he tarr >ou all to pieces
 us
 Mopped np the township 0i'h you
 That whut
 Bit of one ot yorir ears
 That VhU he don"
 Ruined your rl"thc-
 la~
 Pulled one ot soif eyes "ut
 Bl eye he rdld
 Knocked out coupI" ot t"otI, Reckon you re right
 He don't wcigh Il hundred pound. either
 Don hlrye he dot-
 suppnsr yo'i hat'.-lo t,-- whipped 2
 oh. no. Billy. l don't miud hcln whuPped ken stand to lose my years an teeth but thar one thing about the affair that mnkc- me mai
 What t- that Abe2
 Wy th" -urpri~" o the thinR 1 re- kon l hntc -t"ni-hIneni wus than any man ID the world w 1 thought coulI whalc that iollcr with one lnud but l wn- never mpr" h.toDished in my life Wy ,h" way that food felIcr ht shocked me .toni-hcd nj" 1 tell you Oh no don mind the whuppln but Billy why dldnt h.. do II gradually 20 wouleIu ny been -o pri."d don like tln, feIlcr
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

Jay Gould is indirectly or possibly di- rectlv the cause of more labor troubles than all other agencies combined He Is charitable when he believes that il is 10 his interest to be SO, but his heart is incapable of q generous beat
 The Metropolitan .Roaa-i"e of Rochester \. Y.-the first number of which has just been issued-is one of thetinest pub lications in this country Its engravings are not surpassed anywhere and it's reading matter is of the highest order
 MT. Howells objects to the story of Margaret Kent because it ends we'll It may be life to break off novel like you would break piece of cornhread, but it is not art A drama that best suits an audience is one that has a happy ending
 Selection from country paper: Uncle Billy Stone says the fruit is killed, Captain Joyner says the fruit k damaged Uncle Bob Jones says the fruit k not hurt.
 Colonel Jackson says We will have a splendid fruit crop
 It is said that John Ruskin can no longer climb tree. As the old gentle man has about reached that age when to climb step-ladder is traught with danger, the performance of climbing a tree should be discouraged It is much safer for Mr Ruskin to sit on stump.
 There may have been time when Clara Louise Kellogg could sing, but that time has past Clara recently made southern tour with d concert com pany composed of wild-haired fellow who pretended to sing barrow tone, "sap-sucker of fellow who eked out presumable tenor, an accomplished maiden violinist, piano master, and q woman with a restless, small voice and a catfish mouth. This company well adver- tised, succeeded in collecting one dollar and fifty cents apiece from every person who consented to be tortured People who, when blind-folded, could not have distinguished the difference between u high operatic note and the squeal off Chester pig-people who know not the difference between the plaintive whine of a fiddle and the gutteral groan of a dam aged hurdy-gurdy-surrendered them selves to Kellogg, and when they thought that the proper time had come clapped their hands Kellogg attempts to sing The Swanee River but thus robbed of its shrfll squeal, which some people regard as music, she makes dismal and harassing failure, At present, Kellogg is simply fat sigh Her voice has weakened under the bunting in Huence of too many potatoes.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
VOL. s. NO. 21.
LIMNINGS.

Jay Gould is indirectly or possibly di- rectly the cause of more labor troubles than all other agencies combined He Is charitable when he believes that il is to his interest to be SO, but his heart is incapable of generous beat
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
EXPLAINED
some fish

You shot the man without cause said judge to Il prisoner Tou fired into crowd and wounded man whom you ne.cr .aw before What x cuse can you offer for such conduct?
 Don't know that can offer any judge
 An. nah and when ,one one s,arted toward you after you had fired you ran away
 ! e., sir
 Now. why were you -o aggressive in the first place and cowardly in the .econd2
 Judge, will no longer conceal il from you. used to be deputy sheriff in East St Louis and have become SO ac- c,i-tomod 70 firing into crowds and run ming away that now find it impossible to break the habit
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

wuz
 w hat made you come away
 Wall cludcd dat ddn need dat two dollars an CT haf CT day Mighty good money an all dat but must git crlaung widout it
 You are not afraid. are you2
 oh. nor sah, ain criecrd but some how lse got too much jcdgmcnt ter progic roun dar While ergo some men da come erlaung an tole me dat eff wanted CT appetite fur brcckfus ter mor dat Id better drap dat gun an gway rum dar My brabcry tolc me ter stay but my jedgmcnt den hoped up an tole me ter drap dc gun All trapped 1t Lemmc tell yer. boss I'd ruthrr hab CT Ina fer peck O jedgment den CT wagin load Q brabery Brabcry eit- CT man inter trouble but .jedgment keeps him out Brabery long. ter q" rooster but .jedgmrnt Is de property c de iioserier Ise CT Hoserfer Thought wuz CT roos- ter but 1 ain SO now yer ken keep yer two dollars an CT haf CT day -e gwinc of down in do swamp an ketch some fish
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17
NOT A ROOSTER.

An old negro who had succeeded in securing an appointment as deputy sheriff and who was placed on guard near machine shop to guard the prop crty, called on the sheriff.
 Why, Anderson, l thought you were
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

Mr Gladstone has expressed hi- views concerning Irish home rule. It i. not yet settled whether the parliament will sit in Dublin or New York
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-04-17

The Metropolitan .Hoqa-i"e of Rochester, \. Y.-the first number of which has just been issued-is one of thefnest pub- lcations in this country Its engravings are not surpassed anywhere and its reading matter is of the highest order.