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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Tms foRcE or II.srr.--"The force o!
habit IL Q wonderful thing, said the phi.
losophizlpg passenger Who expectorated
upon the doors ''now, just To show you,
here Q piece, and the other day Was cali
ed out 10 take . negative off dead man.
Al my suggestion his relatives proppsd
him up on sons chairs 90 that his position
would be somewhere near natural, and
then stood back while I took him. Aftsr
focusing the lens ! stepped oat, look TO
see that everything VAS all right. and nov.
hold still Q moment, please, and made the
exposure. Right there was the hrst laash.
ter that had been heard In that house for
two weeks"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Tux SKLrcrnIS's DIrSNA.-in or
der to force the druggists OF Ipswich,
Mass, to abandon the selling OF cigars
and candy on Sunday. selectmAn
threatened to prosecute them oil. They
didn't resent this for . little time, and
when the SelectmAn again appeared fof
the purpose Of enforcing his ,hrea, be
Vas politely told tina, II he carried on,
his intention coun,,r suits would be
broush, sgsins. him for selling cider
without . license during the entire win.
ter and peddliag milk on Sunday ia VIC.
lstion Of local Law. When las, heard
from the Selectman vas sitting In .
neishboring fence corner wondering -he.
Their there Vas any truth in the ssyins
,ha. . man once broke bis own neck
while trying to break the neck Of another
man The dubious look on bis face in.
dica,ed that the affirmative side wu
nearing . favorable verdict
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

suE Hap REAL Coon TINE -"Did
you 20 To the Tiobous party the Other
night. Mrs. Printlsyi' impaired one wo'
man OF another 10 the Jam 81 millinery
store.
Eyes, indeed" she replied, with eyes
fairly snspping with delight
"Isve . good tlmei'
"Yes, I had . splendid time. The
Twomlsy girls wer. there, 700 know, and
they didn't have on thing a. 10 be seen
while everybody said my new dress VA
jos, too lovely for anything. Isn't thi'
delicious weather."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
TuREI REAsONa

Why every one needs, and should take
Hoods Ssrsspaiills 10 the SPRING
lists Because the system IL now IN its
greatest need. Hoods Sarssparills gives
strength.
as Because the blood 10 sluesish and
Impure. Hoods Sarsapsrills pcrines.
ST. Because, from the above facts,
Hood's Ssrssparilla will do . greater
smoant OF good now tnan Of any other
time Take 10 now.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

The theatre managers threaten 10 discard
autographs a. . means OF advertising. and
hereafter actresses vii be able 10 grow
old the same a. their auprofessional sls'
tsrs-admitting. OF coarse. for the sake
OF the Argument, tha, . woman ever does
grow oil.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
a sIOfrIn

Select sin sheet. OF blo,,iug pspsr. each
one difsrsnt color. aud cot To n' thsm
eIsety TOO pieces OF white OF untd
bristol bosrd. Ca these last paini In ~
ter oolors two prv,iy de.igns- These are
FOR The covers. Pierce o hole throash The
top and bottom OF The leaves, aboai hslf On
inch from The uppsr aud lover edg.s.
with gsy rilbons tie them together. msk'
ing fall bow and ends. They are vefy
useful and prvt,y for The library table.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
Jrilixp cilicsrS.

Taks an old fosl. cut 10 pieces. boil 10 Z
little NOR, than qusri OF water. with 'sl'
and psppsr. until veil done. Then uhe
cot The meat. cut 10 iron the bones, shln
Il veil and take OF the fat R-iurn The
bones and skin 70 the liquor. and boil
iven,y minutes. Then susin ihfoash .
cloth and &c, aside 10 cool Cut The
ehieksn into small bits, place In mold.
.prinkle grated lemon over II, adding The
Jaiee. when the liquor 10 90 cool that The
fai can be removed. turn II carefully Into
The mould over the prepared chicken. no,
allowing any sediment 10 tnlpgls With H.
Set aside uutil the nett day. then turn cot
and Gu, In thin slices. II 10 very nice for
q SUPPER dish.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Awe.tsrn m.n spplIe for pension on
the ground ths, he VI. badly Injured by
Confederate "rsm" during the war To-
vs.ilgsilou showed tia, be Vas Q satlei
In the army. and while out on forssins
expedition with some OF the boys. VA
pslrfslly bu,,sd through . fence by an old
sheep of the male persuasion. the property
OF Q Confederate offiesr. Ills story VA
true enough, but
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Fashionable daughter preparing 20 %
cot -'whsi are The weather PROBABILITIES
for to-day. mammal
Msmms looking over the paper -"iiish
esstsrly winds. with local rains"
Fashionable daughter 10 maid )-"Jsne,
you may &c, oa, my striped stockings and
hid shoes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Ihsvs no, been troablei with the rhsu'
ms,ism since being cured BY taking All
lophoros. AMI can recommend II io al ~
being the oaly medicine that I ever found
that seemed 20 help me 81 all In that dis
sase.-Ei~ia Sears, Pro'ineetoWn, Mas
sachusstts
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
THE BOOMERANG
Publlsh.d Daily and WEEKLY.
Cofnef M Third and South T. Street,

Corner OF Third ana South G Street,
(up Stairs Laramie City.
Eutsr stairway from q Street, OF pass
through the livery stable. twist the tail OF
The iron gray mule. aud take the elevator.
Now 10 the time 10 subscribe.
Bill SrE. Editor.
The boomerang" vas Immediately
quoted ell over America and abroad.
though no, . faAneial success. owing
largely to the fact tina, !, y. . daily.
and publi.hed In . town Of LEI" than
5000 people. While two nvsl psper
-sre running in the same place. the sr.
psnses Of the daily swallowed up the
profits Of the weekly. Js, Ball Nye made
. reputation at that time which has been
worth many thousands Of doIlsn to him
sines. AZ . postmaster be vi. dead
failure. and resigned in disgust. lie
W. married in 1877 To Nj. Fannie
Smith, Of Chicago. and too little girls
rOmp through bis sunny home at Had'
son, the handsomesi town ia the North
vest. on the banks Of the ST. Crois. an
hours ride from Minnehsha Falls. near
the bee, trout f.hins Of the West. and.
- he writes to the Prince OF Wales son
-",he ho,.bed OF the common prairie
chicken"
Though Mr. Nye has lse,ured very liz.
tie. hi. hearers say ,hs, the effect OF biz
odd and original remarks 10 much height
sned by hi. peculiar m nner Nye writes
rapidly. doing hi, days work between $
and 10 A. ~. sfi.r which he fo'ss,' the
Whole thing by taking his horse and car
mage and driving Ou, for the moe, Of the
day. His lecture is an oddly. for Il b.
no subject. When asked by lecture
committee VIA, he ". going TO talk
about. he t,lsgrsph' back tina, he -ill
talk sboa, al hour."-Nsw York Jour
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
no nAru CuRAr yfLTKR.

Tsks . jug that VIII hold one gallon OF
more according 70 the size desired. Turn
| 10 bottom up, knock 10 the bottom. then
stuY ward OF cotton batting In the mouth
not very tightly; on this pat one or Two
handfals Of small pebbles. Then add
charcoal broken 70 about the sire OF peaa
loot dust). Over this place cloth 70
prevent the charcoal being displaced when
the water IL poured on. Now place youi
| Jug over . vessel 70 catch the liquid. poui
on Jour liquid. and - Il nitsrs through
keep adding until ell II nnished. Thu
msies simple, cheap litter. and . good
| one, too.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
STATE or MAINE.

CoUNrY OF oxroRp. ss-Bosrd Of County
Cemaisloasfs, MAJ ssssisn. lssL
upoa the Foregoing petition .satisfscsory tvtoeace
AAvinx b<<a ree<ivss thst the pstiticssfs are 90
sposslb,s an1 that inQsiry isto ths nsfts OF Their
sppiicaiios 10 enp>dissti 10 10 Ordered, rhst the
Cosnty Commissioners meet % Tie houss OF
slillmss Lntishais In Riley rlAntaiisa, On In are
day. the third tsy Of June ssxt a. tsa OF The esoet
a. n. and thence prveecd W ,leu ne nlsovs
neats nssliosed u sAh pstitioa; isssdiaisiy
siief which viev, hearing Of the parties and
thslr unssssss will bs ha1 q sosse eoeveelsst
pass h me vicinity and sseh o.hss measures !Aaes
II ne premises as the Com mission tfs shaii tudge
proper. Aad 10 u further ostersd, tfsi setiss Of
me lime place and psrposs Of The CossnissseaefS
needing Aforesaid be given 10 all pers,ns ssd cot.
poraftoas interssted, By causing an sitested eepy
Of saLi pstlfioa asd % this eftes usseos 90 -
psbiIshsd tArss vests ssccsssivsly IN The Ozfoed
b.aocrsi . sswspaper psintsd 81 r.ns y ss!1
Co1nsy Of OXFORD, iks nrsl % sai1 pabilcauo 70
b. MADE a least fourteen dave esfoss sas1 tine %
nsstisS - The sad taAi all psfsoas aad eesposs.
tboss nay thss and there appear and shsv eauss
u s.y lhsy ss,s wy ne prayer Of 'Aid ps''a's'
xtisst; xLBERr q. AUSTIN, Csst.
A trss sopy eisaia pssities ssd esssfef oesH
xtssst, AlBERr q. AUSTIN, Clsrk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

for loss OF eud. horn ell. rel water 10
cows. loss OF appetite. rot, or murrsin In
sheep, thick Wind. broken wind. and roar
Ing. and for oil distractions OF the Kidneys
in horses use .SAeriidab Cdrdlry Coadifioa
FO,riSrs. Donr buy . LAsos PACK OF
worthless poytsr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
PICTURE, sonar Aoos

A picture sepp.book. hseibs,ing 10
both girls and boys, may be maize - FOL
lows
Cat tinted pastsbo,rd into eouvsnisn,
slfei leaves. 90 these paste pictures oi
ell sorts that nay have secamulstsi Ia TIE
hoa.s. such a. Advertising cards. wood
cats, AMI The liks. Panch hole. ihfoogh
these leaves. ana tie together With bright
ribbons"
when The pictures are prs,tlly arranged,
aud iutsr-psrsed With bits Of poetry,
Rhymes and jlngies. the book vill hnjiy
fail 10 prove Q source % entsrt.,umeui
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Christians OF all dssouiastioas are call.
81 upon 10 boyeou Loaisisaa msrchsn
Who persists 10 declaring that The exist
eeos Of Q devil IL impossible IL IL Be
ii.v-i that In tins he viii BE- willing 70
admit that "the devil 10 In IT," The boy
colt win presumably then BE- removed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A blunt old German member OF the I'LL.
pols Legislators. NJ. Piotke. was one OF
The committee appointed 70 visit the etate
Psuitsntiary at Chester. while there he
Vas called upon for Q speech. IL was
certainly speaking under dlf'isulties. lie
ssidi
81 hardly Knows vot 10 say 10 you. i
cannot call you shentiemens, because 700
IL not shentiemeus. and again cant cell
you friends. because dot might gif nineself
away. vot shall I call you dent viii
call you members Of the Illinois Penitsnti.
AIRY. shoost the same a. We are members OF
the Illinois sheneral Assembly. You have
been unanimously elected 10 al the places
you have viiin these wallis shoost The same
~ We members OF the Sheuerai Assembly
have been elected. cannot say dot an
glad you is here. because dot might make
you feel bad. ani den again I esnno, say
dot is sorry dot yoa IL here. because
dlnk IL wss goot dot you VOC here nov be
cause you is here. and hopes you viii do
your duty shovst the sans ~ We do ouI
duty fof De term for vieh you II elected.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A newspaper nan DOESN'T have 10 90 u
charch very long before be learns how u
throw Q copper cent lnto the contribution
boz ami hit . silver dollar so TIA, u VII
Jingle Ike Q shining quarter every time
Necessity 10 . hard msstsr. bat one learns
qaIckly 10 the oil DANES school.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
BOSTON JuxbLp.

One quart OF -four. two cups OF sugar,
one cup OF butter, two teaspooufais o!
cream tartar. one tsaspoonful OF soda
Rub the butter and sugar togsther. stir the
soda and cream tartar into tbs nour dry
and add enough cold milk 10 make u s'if
enough TO roll out and cut into iambles
spice 20 taste. Bake a. soon ~ made 10
. quick oven. Rolled 10 sugar 10 IL much
uiee. than In hoar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Ihs,e been sick more or less for the last
ten years, which has cost me many dollars
In doctors aud drugElsts' bills. The last
two years IL only cost me three dollars.
whyi Becsuse I used Sulphur Bliiers 10.
stssi OF employing doctors. They cured
me OF Jsupdice p p. Boyi. HObOksa.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
nfscE MAT

Two bowl. chopped apples, Que OF
chopped meat. (b~.i's heari,) oue-fourih
pound sasi chopped cne. grated rind snc
Juice OF one lemon. three <seups sugar,
ooe large teaspoonful each einasmon and
cloves, one nutmeg. Que pound stoned
rsisins, bali . pound carranis. quarter Of
pound eiron. one quart cider, salt 10
taste
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A 0lKAr SAILOR. -"Mf. Flipkins.
What u . schooner
"Ehl o. it's ~ beg pardon, mtau
"A two.mastsd calling vessel"
"Ah. thanks"
"Ars you interested In yachting. Clair
etisl"
"No. I merely wanted TO know What
schoonep were. Mr.. Sharp said ,ou
could navigate more sehoo nsn across be
bar without getting We eksd than any
mariner b knsw."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Ihsvs been very much benefited by q
cent bottle OF Ey's Cream Balm. When !
began using IL my Catarrh Was % Bad
had hesdsche the whole time and dlsehsrg'
ed large amount OF nlthy matter. That
has almost entirely disappeared and l have
not had headache since To amount 10 any
thing. Please send me two more bottles.
John II sammers. S<ppsy, Conn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
ptr.,r.a Wtr x,ss-Attorney 10,

A FLEKrIso Wiz Srss.-Attorney Tex
aiming wi,nsss)- You 'sy you saw The
shots freds
Witnsss-Yss. cir.
A,,ornsy-How near were you to th'
scene Of the Array
wilness-Whsn the first shot VA
fred Was ten feet from the shooter.
Attorney--Tea feet. Well, now, tell
the court where you were when the Gee.
ond shot wss fired.
wiiness-l didn't measure.
Attorney Speaking approximately,
how far skoull you say!
wiiness-wsll. IL Appropriated to
half mile.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
oYsrIR FtE

Line deep dlsh with pad paste, dredss
the crust with four. pour In the oysters.
season well with bits OF butter. salt and
pepper. and sprinkle noar over; pour on
some OF the oyster liquor. and cover viii
. crust having sn opening In the centre 70
allow the sisam 10 escape. Oae pint oil
oysters will make this pie.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Ny liver vas so fearfallv disordsred and
felt so feeble and isnEuid that I scarcely
TOOK lh,srrs, 10 anything. Tried al The
.o-callsi remedies without relief until l
used Partsr's Toaio. which Affected pr
naasnt eur,.-D. Hash. Little ROCK, Arb.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

MY boy, n yoa have 30 intepse, long
Ing dsslrs 10 pass your days In ooseurity
and die In . garrett Jast eli right down and
grind out popular song" This IL the
sur,st passport 10 pauperism that
IA. ever been discovered. Skspileal, are
yoai well, yoa pesdbt b.. for the world
has yet To hear Of the nrst popular cong
writer who wssnt Supported 10 bis old age
By charity, aud wasn't buried 81 the En-
psnse OF the public. Yss, I'll admit ths,
It's too bad, my boz. altogether too bad.
but there's only one way 10 avoid their
fate. my boy. Don't write popular sopgs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A phllsnthfoplst ask-d the daughter OF
. rich manufacturer. Who employs hun.
d'eis OF men. II she ever did anything fof
her fathers hani.s mo-" Vas the reply.
"bu, ruo mine with slycerine and ost-
meal every night"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
srsric wonx

Rustic ornaments. appropriate 10 the En-
tent OF the groapd. add mech 10 the en-
belllshmsnt OF the groants and lawn.
Many climbing aud trailing plants cannot
be shown 10 better advantage than on
rustic arbor utllis. an for the most TO-
vorabls display OF hsstst plants nothing u
bstisr adapted than tubs, OF tables made
OF rough bark and roots. Hanging bsaksts.
window boirs, brackets, and 90 sndlsss
variety OF afiielss. suitable for window
and house plants, can easlly and ehssply
be made Mos, plants feel NOR. 81 home
In sach rustic rrcsptsels., and thfive bst.
tsr than In glazed and ornamental pos.
wllisf 10 Q favorable time 10 procure The
necessary materials from wcsis and
svsmps. Any ots pcssssssd OF natural
taste. and some msehsnioai skili. ean, oar
Ing The winter. Construct many ofu,msnis
OF thl. kipi. trjoyisg The ~ofk - much
almost 90 The cultivation Of The dover
BIDS daring The samnsr. Professional
csrp<ntsrs are seldom gooj hssds 81 this
kind % vorh; they square and plane yoaf
choicest rough and efooh-d roofs sod
branches. until their bssa,y 10 Eoes.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
u.rxo REMNANTS on rnrsrsvr,.

when several Jars OF preserves have
been opened. and little OF each len with.
on, being enough OF ooe kind for . dish,
nash and cook them down 70 Jam with
the syrups, and use the jam for tarts, OF
save the syrups 70 pat 10 podding sauces.
and make Jam OF the fruit only.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Give your plants ell the light, water and
beat that you convenientiy cant lqaid
manure once Q week will be very bened.
cial About the nrst OF jane plunge the
pots up 10 the rim In sunny place 10 the
garden. Take mp and report about the
frst OF September.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

An inshman called Of drug store 10
CAT Q bottle % JoAA,oas iaoiyAs Llaf~,ai
for the rheumatism; the druggist asked
him In what part OF the body II uoabled
him most " BE me soul" said he, ~
have u IN svsry hoal and corner Of me-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Stated by II ID. Cochran. druggist, OF
Lancaster, Pa "Iiave guaranteed over
500 bottles OF Barioek blood Blitsrs for
dyspepsia, sour stomach. bilious attacks,
liver aud kiinsy roables."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
rorAIo cHoqrsrrrs.

ADJ - cold mashed poisioss q liiil'
salt, white pepper. ua,msg., mlneed pars'
lev. aud bsAtsn eggs Sufficient To m.h'
them stitch together form into oval balls
dip In beaten exg. then In siftei brsad
crumbs, aud ny In ho, lard or clear drip
pings.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
xAsnrxo slLx mAxpEsRcnrlys.

Put an iron on 70 get bot, and vhen
ready 70 use, wssh the handkerchief
through . very warm sosp suds- II they
are much soiled pass them throagh sec-
oud ssds. DO not rub the sosp directly
on the handkerchief. Then pass through
another warm water without sosp. and
thoroughly Yinss, squeeze dry and Iron
Immediately 70 prevent the eolors nom
running.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Aisdy writes "Your Hop fbross Piasi>'
does the work every time, do not bsvs
that awful pain In the side now Yoof
experience will be the sans. Bold every
uhsfe 9sc
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
BiLL, NYE.

Bill Nye, whose Christian name 10
Edgar Wilson Nys. lives st Hudson. Wis.
He has rapidly taken front rank -
humorist, and IL now - widely quoted
pr obsbly. a. any writer In the country:
He IL but thiry.6ve yesn OF age. and
six years would cover the time actually
spent In the field Of Journalism. lie v"
born In Shirley. Piseatsquis County. Me.
Angus, Is. 1880. but ct the sse OF two
years. according to his own story. took
his parents by the hand. aud. telling
them that Maine vas no place for him.
he started West With them. lie received
On aesdemiesl education ct River Falls.
Wisconsin. and in 1876 vent TO WON
ing Territory. where he Vas admitted TO
the bar. and. ~ be Gays. prse,icsd Lac
In . quiet kind OF wsy. though frequent
ly warned by the authorities not TO do 90
lie had . gres, deal Of leisure time. [.
he tells IL. 80 be got to writing Sun
day letter to the Chsysnae Daily Sun.
., one dollar per column. lie says that
",his sum. which aggregated s much a.
'ir,y dollars per year. 90 completely
dwsrfed the rturns from my Law prse-
tiee that I abandoned the latter. giving
my revised statutes 10 . ns~ notsify
public at Las, Chance Who had just made
his debut. and my Bouviers Law dieiion'
airy to = personal friend. Having thus
disposed Of my la- library. ! nailed my
tin ,isn on the hoor Of the pest house
and abandoned the profession to in fate.
Prom the Cheyenne Sun Nys drif,sd
to the Denver Tribune. for which he
wrote regularly, - we'll n for the Salt
Lake Tribune. Later on . new paper
Vas started In Laramie City. and named
the Boomrang. from . fsvoriis mule
owned by Ny.. and which be called
Boomerang because be never knew where
IL would strike. A, the time Ball Nye
edited the Boomerang !, vas Published
10 the second story Of brick livery sta
be In Laramie City. Wyoming. Nys'
card reads thus:
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A society woman In New York IL wear.
lag deep mourning for her dog which died
THREE months ago. When she goes Into
half.mourning she will wear black and tan.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
ALBEIT 9. AUSTIN. C,srt
DIRIe0 ROOFING COMPANY.

Ballisrs shosli investigate - " lie RoohHo
nstsrist Manufactured ~ The Drieo hcjAas ~.
Il e iidy N sppesrAses. dsrsbis val Ivcperv care
{; "a f 6sa sss sA cY .ss' Sess s
sssni n halss With rsllrcsi % sssAs,osi coea<e.
iioas. II is the most valuable rcofng ever Invested
Ibs the prics. last The thing &C. eo<tArs. send br
eirculaf Address Orig assesg Co. Ssssp fsiis. Ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

"A certain professor claims that per.
son cannot taste any thing In the dark. II
10 evident that the worthy man never
played postoffiee"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

A man on the west aide marked bis nams
In full on one OF his shirts and "diito" on
ell the others, In order TO accomplish the
work expeditioasly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

Sons RKxAHEABLE CuRSs OF deafness
are recorded OF DR. Thomas' Eclecirie OIL.
Never falls 10 cure earaehe.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
CACIua.

II your cactus becomes soit and limp
after blooming. DO not cut Il back bot
rather encourage growth - much - pos
sible.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25
Com missioner>' Notice

sI,IIE unters Ensd. hsy "a en- sppoiatssi ~ ths
Il Ilon. Iatss u ffoosts for the 4 1uaty ~ on
isft % me bird Tuesday ~ Apft. A. ID. -
81 ersd.iof. aEa.nst tas estate 81 ktoritse u
Mnc1sIi, late % koNtuff. 10 sail CoantT, de
rsssaf. rsprtssnted iafoiEent. hereoy giss &c
ice that six mouths irom the date 81 ssd AZ
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Philadelphia has physieisn Who bears
the name Of Stay, and Jet Shakespears
asks, "what's in Q namer'
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THE HoxExAKERs' COLUMN.

Cousspopdesee on practical topics. coming
properly under the bad Of this column. IL 60
ficii~d. Addrrss ell comm m ica tions Intended
for this dspsrtment "a Editor Of iiomem asers'
Column. Uxvoap Dknocnsr, Paris. Ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1886-05-25

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Ny frsf IL . name.
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so don't thlnk him vaipi
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L. q nsh % the zee,
Ard In voting IL splendid
think well agree.
Josis RYAN.
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FITS All nts stopped nee by Dr, Kiine's Great
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nee 60 ~ eascs. send 10 Dr. Kline. 'ai Arch
50, fhila. Pa