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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

SENATOR BEcG can repeat from memory
the whole Of SCOrT's Lady Of the Lake. '
Il is also said tbst Senator SHERMAN can
repeat ell Of that fiery poem The boy
stood on the burning deck
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13
THC REGISTER.

West Yirginisns sOjOurning ia
Washington cna always find the
DAILY REGINTER on the cOun-
ter Of LePley a Finster, news
dealers, 7I5 Fifteenth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

Ds'rg,s Free Press.

Mss Berth lindignan,ly)-"Now, Ri
ualio III not stand such talk about pa
tie mag 5s peculiar in his views, but he is
certainly nor al old pirate
RiaslGo - Did say p;rats2 meant
freebooter
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SOMETHING ABOUT PRICES.

The New York Tribune has printed ia.
bles showing the pr'ces of commodities
st different periods. Inthe year 1885 prices
we're SIS per cent lower than in 1884.
The figures below show comparison OF
prices in the years 1860 and 1885;
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New Near's Morning.

Maidep-Are you making many calls
to-day?
Youth-Ouly one. Mother made me
promise to call here because she used 10
20 to school With your mother. came
esrlv so as to have it done With.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

Topaz the Join, session Of the Ohio
Legislature announce who shall be the
United States Senator Mr.. SHERMAN will
in all probability be the man.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

THE Democratic caucus could not have
nominated better man for the L. 5. SEN
ate than that noble Roman, the Hon.
ALLES G.. Tuu~vAN.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

TuE champions Of wcmaus suffrage IN
this country are somewhat Irri,aIed to see
themselves losing ground by the disfran-
cbisement of their sisters in Utah.
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Trustees Sale Of Valuable Island
PrODsrty.

10y vIRTUEU OF \ DEB Or,TRUsr DATED
| ; the 10Th day Of June, D. u. 1875, made by
" lillian II. Caldwell ard Carrie CaldSe.l, ms
wife, to me a. tru,t.C ard l,c 'ieh In the ONCE
OF the ClCrk OF the OGGty 'ruh "i mo county
West Virginia. IN d,ed7 o. rust took o "a, at
page IOl will sell St public auct on, at the front
door OF the Court BOasD q Chic county, west
Virginia, on
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SOLD.

Wu1ELiNG, ". VA, January I, 1856.
SIvs HAVE THIS DAY SOLD DIR so X
W OF Drag, Medicines, Paints, C,.J and Dye
Stufs Fixtures, Good VIII, etc. to iRughiiD
BrnS'. HTug COnpsny, who will continue a. the
oil sJ1ud. No. l-yS Main street wheeling, ". Va.
thanking she trade Tor the many c)urteEeI eX-
ed rs Ia the years pat. We ask continuance
OF tho same 70 our successors.
Ef,,ts,fIlly, LAUGHLIN BROS. i CO.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

A WASHINGTON doorkseper is said to
have tainted when he saw the card OF a
great western editor. Bu. this great west
ern blizzard has revived him
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

TuE Senate Committee on Postothces
reported iayorably on a bill to exclude
from tho mails newspapers that PuOhah
lottery advertisements.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13
MuNELINE, W. "a . Januar.

" n I.AI-I7F|fI " : a y VsEII M = ~
f.l-9rc this day bought the stock o. Drugs,
Ns....urs Paints Oils and Dye Stutls, Fixtures,
Iio-d VAL etc. Of LsUghiin Bros. Co we will
utlgua Jhs business at old stand, No. l-0S Main
street. Wheeling, W. Va, and ask continuance
o. 'ac liberal made bestO ed on the old arm.
,auleadra LACGNLIN BROs' pRUG co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13

Mr. ALFRED Caldwell is not now, nor
has he ever bes7, a s,ockholder in the
REGIsrER
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MARRIED.

y;kEDES- PHIFP>-Uu Tuesday afternoon,
JIuu-rg -, 1885, a. p. ~ the h Orth street VI.
T. Church hy ihJ Rev. e.. r HE, assisted by the
T;rv NJ j Dryden, Mr.. THOs GAEUES to Miss
EMMA rHIrrs both Of this city.
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ChapIins Street Property for Sale,

DY VIRTUE OF TWO DEEDS OF TRUST TIC
ID me- made by Abner Key and his wife, one Of
which is dated the twenty.hth day OF July, In the
year 1879, and recorded In the clerks Office OF the
County Court Of Ohio county, West Virginia. In
Iced Of Trust Book numbered 49, page 2G! and the
othe 1, dated the fourteenth day OF June, In the
year 1884, and recorded in said office In Iced OF
Trust Book numbered u, page as, will on
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THURSDAY, THE 2sth DAY OF JAN
UARY, 1886,

comm encinc at 10 o'clock a. H., sell at public auc-
ton, at the front door OF the Court House OF said
county the South part OF the lot numbered one ~,
IN the square numbered fourteen (lil, On the east
side OF Chapline street, in said county, being so
much OF sald lot as lies bets the southern
boundary OF said lot and line drawn parallel to
said southern boundary and distant lorty and one.
ground which was conveyed 20 the said Abner Key
by Thomas McKonnRu and hi, wife by deed dated
the 10Th day OF Septemher, 1864, and recorded in
said Office in Iced BOckN IS, page 3d.
AND ALSO, the piece of ground, part OF said
lot numbered one o. which was conveyed TO the
said Abner Key 10y William II. llearpe and bis
wife by deed dated tho fourteenth dav oil June,
In the year lSs aui recorded In tad Office In Deed
Book numbered -, pfgo iN5; vi iCh asst mentioned
piece OF ground is bounded on the North by Eley-
enth street extending along the south side oil that
street about thiItg-lhrce aud hall feet; on the
east by an alley forming the oastc:n boundary oil
said lot nun bcred one; on the south by the part
Of sais lot numbered one first herein tesTbedi
and on the west by the portion Of said lot num-
perfd one which was COuvr ysd TO Justine, the vile
of Never BeymBr, by deed dated september s.
1851, and recorded In taid o!fc1 Ia Feed Book num-
bered II, page 3IS.
be icye the title to lie good b7t selling as trus-
tee undertake to convey such tiileonly as by tad
DEEDS of TIu.t am "a hGriEed 20 cell and convey
as aforesaid.
Terms or SALR-Ore third OF the purchase
money and rs much more as the purchaser may
choose to pay to 10 paid ia hand, and the remain
der with Interest in equal lns;Jlnsnt IN one ana
two years from the day Of sale; the purChner
giving his notes with satisfactory personal seCurt!
Tor the deferred nCtalment. AM the title TO he re-
tsined or deed OF trust on the properly so!c 10 be
S'''"' ~ 'OO''''''''' DANIEL LAMB,
5c96i Trustee.
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Divinity Students.

Young men, who think their sweethearts
are divine, to make divinity students Of
themselves every night in the week
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-01-13
Fo1 EEkT.
For Rcnt.

TINE ELEGANT BRICK DWELLING HOUSE
/ nov occupied b. Alex. CGen, Nc. So Virginia
street, Island The hOus' has all modern improve
merits and is one 81 the most desirable locations
on he Island, with good stable attached.
APplyto HOEhHElMEE BROS,
lll7 Main street,
dec3lh Wheeling, W. Va.
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Art or Habit"

Sum
I've eaten nothing" lisped Smithtrs,
who was dining with his girl.
"0h, / always do that when | sit next 10
you" responded the young lady, pleas
ant ly.
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rIrBE STATE OF WISE VIRGINIA, ORIO
1 county, in h, Croft Court q Ohio county.
JsI ulry Lules, lssf.
Jacob L. ID lion
Ia Chancary.


CcphrOnia J, Dillon
The ger e-al object Of tn suit f. 10 obtain
ad ylrCe IL rtgrvlJ mH'riaoat, from tne defendant
anl il appe uing nv an affidavit hled herein that
CephrODIa j. p.lOa, Gelcu !ant in this suit, Is not
n resident O! The State Of West Virginia, it is or
dered that she 10 appear mere within one month
If the date Of the hrst publication OF This order
and 90 whai 5 necessary ~ p-o;ect her int e,n
In this suit II 10 further ordered that this orce be
published and posted according 10 law.
Witress, JOi ". MttcEe ! clerk ri said court,
1t the Court House Of aid county, this ith day Of
January, isSG. to Wis. January Rtls 1856.
JuH. ~. MlICHtLL Clerk.
Published tn first lime l@uua- y S, lsS6.
Att,sl.- john W. Is ~ Ert IL, Clerk.
THuS D. HOUsTOS, Solicitor FOR Complainant.
NOTICE TO TAEE DETOsITIoSS.
Mrs. Ccphrouia J. Dillon, tai notice, that on
Saturday ire ."ih day Of fSirdsry, 1856, be ,ween
the hours Of sunrise and sun.et Of said day, at the
law office ui IhOs y. HoustOn, EsI., al 1914 Chap
line s'resi !n the city 81 W. ceiling, hiO county,
West Virgins. n pTOcc 10 take the depO-
sitnns Ci GeG g. lleSN aud Others, which, when
taken will lie cad aS evidence IN NY behalf upon
the tial o! q cause now pending IN the CIR Mt
Court Ot ONO ,unty, 90 the ChsnrCTy eide OF Nd
court In which !. ICC0y D.. BiliO1, RtE plaintf
ard you, Ccphrcuia !. Dillon, are deIen ant
ard II from any tat'n said drDcsiiions arc not
taken on sal dar or II tAry are com Gencei and
NOT fpisl on saii ay the ZANE will be continued
from day To day n t.u, 10 time. 81 IN" same place
aud batTesn ta- sane fOurs until c1uplsi"i
"''' JACOB !. DILLON,
Plaintiff.
Tr7,s II Irn'-s-0S SOci o. jan5oavt
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
Slightly superstitIous.
From tAe CAteaQo ReraLd.


Yesterday morning at the Columbia Thea
tire nearly one hundred people were in line
waiting TO buy single tickets to the MaplesOn
Opera. Just MS Louis Kaiish was aDout 10
open his v indow and fling out his first paste
board, jet black kitten bounced INTO the
theatre from Mr.. Hogg's Glove gallery, and
began to claw the carpet. Ed Tayl"rs face
beamed with delight. and ne RUSHED to tel
IA ism to open the WndoW and begin the sale
at once. ''Ther : black ca Ia the house,
Louis" he yelled in his delight.
At that instant. ca. ting his eye down the
long line Of people. his quick vision caught
sh ieked Mr.. TAYLOR, don't open it up yet"
Then he active and keen observer went out,
and, accosting the cross eyed man, he aid
Mr.. Mcconnell wanted to see him inside.
Won"eringly the Gro -s-eyed man left mis-
place In line, went into the private Off e. was
presented to MIR. Mcconnell. and given two
Gomplimentaries for the perfolman that he
wanted to see.
That is all right" said Mr.. Taylor to the
man with the swivel eve. You could not
have bought any seats there, for you would
nave 'h"odoOed' the whole engagement. We
Just had = black cat come in, and YOU had O
80 out Now. there, no remarks-please e.,
sir; please go. We would much rather give
you two seats thar sell them 10 you on the
opening day OF the sale"
The swivel-o ed man walked of, wonderir e
what IL all meant. ana If the Columbia Thea
tire had been made branch of the Kankakee
asylum.
'.Of course said Mr.. Taylor afterward, "a
cross eyed man in the line ruins every thing
You see, the advent of that black cat was a
great thing, aud we couldn't have it ruined
by man with bad eye."
Then Kalish opened his window.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
Hatred of the Aristocracv

There were some rather curious Incl
dents in the streets OF LOnd n during the
rot in that city last week. one of the
carriages that was stopped by the mob
contained Mrs. Pellegrini, daughter OF
Charles Dickens. There were other
ladies in the carriage, and all of them
were handled rather roughly. They were
compelled to listen to great deal of very
filthy language, aud were robbed of their
money and jewelry. Mrs. Pellegrini said
that the faceA and conduct of her assall-
ants called VRidly to her mind her
fathers penpictures of the Gordon riots in
"Bsrnaby Rudge."
The carriage of Lady Hamilton was
also stopped, and one of the rioters adj
Yanced and deliberately slapped her face,
at the same time exclaiming: 'We will
hang you yet" This conduct, it is stated,
was received with shouts of laughter by
the mob.
In Regent street the carriage of two
well-knOwn society ladies was stopped
and quickly surrounded by gang of ruff
fans whose purpose, it at once became
apparent, was to offer violence for some
purpose. The ladies' screamed with ter
ror. A fellow who appeared 10 be little
less heartless than the others saved them
by thrusting his head into the carriage
window, peering into their faces and cry
ing out, 'Let them go; they're covered
with paint, and are evidently profession
ais" Their carriage was permitted to
proceed.
These are only few of the many in
stances noticed during the progress Of the
riot, and afterwards published in the
London papers, which show how very
little respect the lowest classes in Eng
lana have for the aristocracy. That the
nobility of England IS hated by the work
lug people there is not much doubt. and
in the event OF a general disturbance OF
the existing order OF things there the lives
OF the aristocrats will not be worth very
much.
1t may be that the revolution that will
put an end to the privileged class in Eng
land is long way in the future, or it may
be near at hand. 1t is certain, however,
that the condition of affairs there now IS
such that it would not require much effort
to start the revolution.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
INDET TONBF ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETlNGs-st. A. drew's Society; Georgia
Rice Association; Solomon's Lodge No. l, f.
A. NJ.
SPECIAL NoTIcE-As TO Crew of British
gteamsh Shadwan.
AMUsEaENTs--Rhea in Two Performances
at Theatre To day.
WANTS A Colored Nurse; Dry Goods
!. 81 sWsn; Employment by Young Man;
%CtIre9n as companion or Housekeeper.
,F0f SAyNT--C Comfortable Houses; Seven
Eo0nf~ tilnge; Furnished Rooms.
FoR srzSQl Fine Large Residence on Easy
Terms, by 9. Is Dorset.
FouND-Genl' slscsrf Pin.
BoARDiNG-No. 10 AbsrcOrn street; South
Ro m and Board at ia South Broad.
- LEGAL NoTIcEs-City Ord names.
GUIHN's PIONEER BLOOD RENEwER-Maco
Medicine Company.
PERFUMES. at Abbott's Drug stores.
SCOTCH PoT ATOBs-A. NJ. 4 G. W. West.
REPUTATIoN--Simon Mitchell. Clothier.
CABINET PHoToGRAPHs-At Wilson's.
HUoKELBBRRY CIGARs-At q. NJ. Heidi 4
Co.'S.
sEEps-E. J. Keiner, Druggist and Seeds
"a man.
SILK UMBRELLAs-At Gazan's.
The TABLES TURNED-L. & b. S. NJ. II,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
PERSONAL.

THE Prince OF Wales has presented 900
Chinese books to the British museum.
DEACON RICHARD SMITH. of Cincinnati. is
-aid to anticipate running an evening paper
IN that city.
Mr.. TILDEN is said to have in his home at
Yoaken large variety OF Maltese cats, pugs
and St. Bernard dogs.
LADY MACDONALD, wife OF the Premier OF
Cauada. has private car when she travels
about the Dominion or through the United
states.
THOMAS W. KEENE's manager says that the
sctor's days are probably numbered, and
MES the report that he win act again this
Sc ason,
CAPT. BOYCOTT. whose experiences origi-
nsted the term ~Boycotting.n has been sp-
pointed agent for the FlixtOn Han estates Of
Lord Wayeney. IN Suffolk. England.
DR. CARVER will shortly attempt to break
$4,000 glass balls In six days &C Kansas CITY.
Mo. The balls will be thrown IN the air by
| men instead Of being sprung By traps.
MISS THERESA JOHNSON. of London. Eng
land, has Issued a chal enge % ANY lady IN
Great Butain. ON the continent, or In Ameri-
ca 20 a one-mil swimming match for flO0
To f500 4 side.
MRS. LOUIS WEBSTER. a daughter OF the
| Hamltn who was Years ago Che great drv
goods man OF the West, Is often pronounced
the pre- tlrst OF all the married society women
IN Chicago. she is OF the brunette type.
GEN HANCOCK was the only honorary mem.
Der Of the Pics wick Cub of New Orleans, On
one Occa .ion the cub wanted TO give the
General a reception, and, in order TO make
him their guest. -uspended the rules for the
once, and elected him member.
CONVICT BANKER Els n Is quoted a. having
rem arked 10 the warden OF Auhurn prison
bet he would give S2i to see good ballet
When Ia Nes York Fish usually occupied "A
front seat among the bald heads when the
ballet was the principal attraction OF the per
fOrmance.
NINE. DANIEL WILSON, President Grevyia
daughter. presidos at grand social gatherings
at the Elyeee with quite the air OF Princess
Royal, seldom laying aside her haughtiness
save whoa music or art come under discus
sion. Then her enthusiasm gets the bettcr o.
her dignity.
MR.. SMALL win arrive in Chicago Tuesday
and Mr.. Jones Friday OF next week There
will be services IN the Chicago avenue church
and also at the rink. corner state and Tweu
ty-fOurth streets, 30 that persons living on
both the north aud south sides can hear the
GEORGIA evangeists
GIN SHERMAN Is dreadftlly down on tho
poor oule VINO. being iu search OF culture,
aye Inc says OF Eng ish drOn' aud lordlings.
said 1ecumreh testify and with tartuess 70 a
New y ora girl W o had expressed hope that
English cu-to me- would increase IN Weshing.
Lon: ~ don't think that an Congress, backed
vthH whole arrnv Hud nuTy. could briug
Washington Go tins state 81 cockneFism that /
have observed here IN New f2rk.fs
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18

The end OF the first year of President
Cleveland's administration is close at
hand, and already the newspapers are
/ beginning to review il and ask whether
/ be has kept his promises, whether his
administration has met the approval OF
the people and whether he is likely to
have stronger hold on popular favor at
the end of his administration than at
/ present.
| There is no doubt that he has not vio-
lated any OF his pledges. The line Of con-
duct which ne mark d out for himself at
| the time he took possession of his great
office, and which be then announced, he
has followed closely. The only fault that
has been found with him is thai he has
adhered too closely to that line. The
fault-fnders, however, are the politicians
who applauded him when be made pledges
which gave great satisfaction TO
the people, but which they had
no idea he would keep. When
they found that he meant what he
SAID, and intended to live up to the letter
and spirit Of bis promises, they assailed
him with great bitterness, with the hope,
doubtless, Of forcing him TO comply with
| their wishes. Again they were disap-
| pointed, and they are now gradually be-
ginning to realize that Mr.. Cleveland is
an honest man who means to do his whole
| duty, and not az ambitious politician
ready to promise one thing and do another
If by that means he thinks he can ad-
vance his own selfish projects.
/ BY his firm course Mr.. Cleveland has
done more than was ever before done in
this country TO advance the cause of civil
service reform. He had it in bis power,
and still has it,, to bring It into contempt
and put an end to it. To enforce the civil
service law in face Of the opposition there
was to it I'm bis own party required great
strength of character. He has proven
himself equal to the task imposed upon
him. The most difficult part of that task
is accomplished, ana if he remains firm
| be will have the satisfaction Of having
established about the greatest reform
ever attempted In the history of this
government.
Mr.. Cleveland is not popular with the
lobby jobbers, nor with those whose chief
am is to enrich themselves at the eX
pense of the Treasury, but he is popu
lar with the people VINO are chiefly anx.
! ious for an honest. economical and intelli-
{ent administration OF the government.
II he does as well in the next three years
as he has during the year about closing
De will be even more popular at the end
of his term than he is at present.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
They FORGOT the Curve.
FROM tie Omaha Herald.

from ire Of0uhN Aefdtds
During the recent struggle of the Union Pa
eihc with the snow blockade a newly APP
pointed official in the mechanical department
OF the road found occasion to make of himself
hrst-class butt for ridlcue. Tue story. as
told by one Of his subOrdinates, Is this, in brle
Hitherto it had been the custom to send out
heavy trains which had to break the snow,
with four or i've engines coupled together IN
the ordinary fashion. The unequal motion OF
the locomotives when ''bucklng' a heavy DRIFT
served TO lessen the power OF the attack be-
cause the force could rot be brought into a
sing g inpetu-, this circumstance being due
to the fact that the engines were loose y
coupled together. The OFF ias IN quest on,
alter studying the problem. decided that 4
wo III be fne scheme to have the engines
coupled together by means oil l'ng umbrrs
placed on either side. and riveted strongly 10
each locomotive. In this way a the enRl nes
would move at once against the drift and
sea- ter IL to the four winds Of heaven. The
scheme was tried Everything went swim
mlnsly until q sharp curve was met. The
engines being coupled together IN manner
which left no play OF action. it was impos l.
bile TO round the curve. b fore the danger
was noticed. however. it was too late, and
every one OF the five engines was dItched.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-18
BtIGHr BIrs.

ANALYSTS cHERUB is a good deal like a
boarding house turkey-all head and WINGS
Le1oeH Citise1
PROHIBITION will never flourish in Texas as
loog "a the price OF a glass Of Lemonade VIII
buy two BEERS fe6as Sifttn0s.
WHITE-wTEGED PEAcE-caprtcious bird
tat me ls--has taken roasting place in the
State Senate OF OHIO. If she doesn't get TAR
N her plnlons, it will be simply because she is
roosting very high. - PhAddeLpAiG Press.
He NEEDLES EYE
IIs harder fOr needles eye to catch,
han any m den's fair.
nd even then lis on done 10y chance
SO finds the bachelor who tries 10 patch
A mos, insight ear
Upon the bosom Of has sunday pants.
-E1chaR0s.
IT Is RUMoRED that a new ma azine will
shortly app, ar which will MAKE a speciality Of
printing IN ta'h number an arli'le re a'lng
o the late war" between the N nth and the
South. 1t trikes us that this IL an excellen
lea. We have often wondered why our
mdgalin and weekly pal ers didn't print
ar aricle now and then -N0rrtSt0lOn
Herald.
IN days OF past that has flown,
When deaf folk were buried, / ween,
The dy one feebly would grOan;
please see that nv grave is kept green"
Crematon, alas! has to-day
Thus saving nm le.cl abolished.
tnow IS the custom TO say;
Just sec that my IRA l. kept polished"
Chtedg0 Rambler.
LET us have a japanese marriage at our
church fair. IL is all tie rage aud think it
would be just splendid "
Japanese welding. Why, Maria, you don't
know what you are talking about. 1t would
never do in the wOrld.'
why notg"
'It IS very wicked. Marriage, you know, is
lottery, and Mr.. Snrplice, you know, disap-
proves OF lotteries "-GrGDhtc.
A photograph, some letters and
brace OF pretty roses.
glove that held b. r pretty hand,
Ny scant, stock compOses.
Some moons agO il h opened, yet
Though yea have IN tde me older,
The haven't 'klled that Keen regret
That some one else was bolder.
For " penniless, but he
II mean my hated rival
Had sheke s! Twas a case, you see,
OF Fl test ones sur iyal.
Alas! that Fortune, cruel jade,
ShOu Il m Ike so sad Il bunder:
Why uidu't have b@eu in Fade
And he N debt | wonder?
-Nsl0 Havea Reaos,
DR.. MENIERE announces TO us as one result
OF his studies point of distinc lou between
he sexes which has not, we believe, been
heretofore generally recognized. viz: that tn D.
human organi IN IL essentially alkaline"
bat that woman is less alkaline than man F"
This alleged bypi-alkaiinitv or extra acdlty
If the gentler sex has been perhaps noted
already b philosophers and students of the
domestic relations. but its existence has not
been before placed upon a sound scientific
an somatic basi- .--AsdicdL Reco. d.
MAGIsTR ATE-~It is your privilege under
the law, Uncle Rastus, to chal enge any OF
tnese gentlemen before they are sworn as
jurors"
Uncle Rastus turning pale)-"Challenge
dose gemmen, yo' Honah? l don wan ter
challenge no gemman. I'd rudder plead guilty,
sab, an fro myself on de mercy OBJ de cot
than ter sit my head shot ofien me. Deed
Wud. n-7Ndbits.