Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-11-14
BRIGHT BITS.

wants help "-SOhae Cnis j, u ma.
WASN'T it a little strange that when Sepor
Na7a. the chef engineer of the City of
hexicn, visited Boston TO inspect the sewer
aFf system. they took him TO tie State House
hrst:-- Ph'ladeklh,G Fe10S.
A AEIGHBoRLY JEST -Ouiz wishes to know
good reason why the Merr m &c river does
rot run up hill. The hest one we can think
o! Is that having once been through Nashua
IL mas no desire to return.-L0toeU CitiEen.
November sere!"
Who cares rap?
SWee c'ders here,
And now on tap.
B ston Courier.
ELECTION DAY IN NEW YoRK,-Tmmigraut
te idently Just off the ship)-Sprechen Sic
Deutsch. Mein Herr
Amercan-t1o to the man you voted for if
you want anything. I'm no candidate
Sifttn0s.
AN irate female seeks admittance TO the
edit RS sanctum. But tell you. madam
protests the ttendant, ''that the editor is too
Ill to ak to any one to-day"
Never mind, you let me In. I'll do the
talki1E z. - Puck.
THEY were talking of the baby. Visitor
think he'll take after hrs father.
Grandmo thtr-n, dear M, hope not.
Visitor tastonishedl - Why not, Mss.
Eighty?
Grandmother-Hs father is in Canada
Lo1oeU Cjtispn.
RESPECTABLE CITIZEN IS a. m,)-This is
simply, outrageous! Another theatrical
7candal-- Interesting developments prom
sed" It's time the theatre was abolished
altogether, II respectable citizen q p. mr.
Gimme seat wa down in front. right away;
,nd--say, what time does the march of the
AmaZons" Degin?- FUcb.
did you gain flesh by going to the beach
this year, GrantIy?"
Il did, indie d, BROMLEY; gained l25
pounds"
'Pshaw! Impossihlew
Fact, my dear fellow. Come UP to the
house and ll introduce you to her We
were married last Sunday. "-Cadylestoson
EH'eTDrise.
MRS. MUSHROOM Melinda, now that Mrs.
DE Wlggin4 hss gone, let me tell you again
never make any Illusion TO pas packing
business before company.
Melinda Why, ma, didn't say anything
about pork.
Mrs. Mushroom mo, but you spoke about
having sly on your eye, and it mortified me
terrlbly.--The RDabIer.
P0wDERLY hashef his salary raised to S.
00| year Tor acting az Grand Master of the
Knighs of Labor, If all the workmen in the
r0u"try couid get $1,000 year for fling the
position OF leader of a labor organization
hey would be all right They would soon
become blnaed bondho ders, aud strikes
would be at IN end. This would solve the
abor characterization Herald.
WHY He Was Not Cold-"What a oueer
can't pronounce his name"
What has ne been up top
"He has worked all summer In an ice
house."
~ .hould think he would have frozen to
DEATH"
oh. Re kept warm easily enough"
How was thatP'
Ills tuuerb upper register did the bust
ness."--BoSton Record.
"GESTLEMAN just called to see you, but was
N hurry aud had to TO-" said the private
secretary as the railroad president returned
from lunch.
'What did he want?"
"A pass To Cnicag co."
"lf he returns refuse it,
He has just been elected to the Legisla-
ture."
"Oh-ah-whv didn't YOU say SOP Run out
and see if you can't fl d h M and tell him IN
Willingly pas, his whole family to san FRAN
CISCO. =" all Street Ntqos.
"a PARTY leader" said Rollo, looking M
from the paper; sis he the man who leads the
partyI"
"Well. something like that" said Rollo's
Unc George. 'He is the man who lies
awake nights trying TO guess which way the
arty wants to 90, and when he hnds out he
-c"Ots acros lots and tries to get there first
He leads the party unless the party should
happen 10 chapGeits mind and go the other
way. lie leads thu party the came as the
leader in the stage team leads He goss
ahead. hut he goes the way the man on the
box with the reins and whip tells him to 20,
K lilo salt be thought he was beginning to
see IN o politics as through a Lass darklv, Gnd
Uncle George SAID that was the WAY old poll
hcians usually looked INTO 'em. --ByookJgn
Edgle.