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The National tribune., 1886-02-25


ITmportalt letter from DIR. II. r. JOYCE, the re-
nowned Irish professor of nateria medica and
therapeutics in the Dublin University, of Dublin,
Ire.l
of the Peabody Medical institute. Boston, Mass. ::
My Dear Sir: am perfectly aware that any trib-
ute that may offer "a gentleman like yourself
whose high professional standing and literary at
tainments have stood the test of a scrutinizng pub
lie SO many years must be considered rifie. STILL
you will allow me to add my mite to the many
proofs you have received from the profession and
the public bearing testimony OF their high appre-
ciaton of your distinguished services and genius.
During my professional services in this country,
covering period of about 10 years lecturing and
practcng all the large cities throughout the land,
have come largely in contact with persons who
had received your professional services. This, per-
baps, for the reason that was educated in the
University of Dublin where diseases of the
system and reproductive organs receive more en-
llghtened attention than in this country. cannot
recall an instance of aught but the most perfect
satisfaction from among the iegiOns who have been
under your care And this has made the more
lasting impression, it is in such direct and posi-
tive cantrast with tho dissatisfaction positive in
jury and woe painfully manifested by invalids who
had been under tho treatment of those unworthy
persons, enormously and falsely styling themselves
physicians, who in their endeavors to deceive the
public by Initiating your business methods, have
done serious, and in some cases lasting injury to
those whom they have thus deceived. These char
latans numerous infestng all of the large cities
in America and fisunt the advertisements of bogus
medical institutes broadcast in everybod face.
shall carry back to my native city grateful recol
lections of your friendship. Your untiring zeal.
and your great success in specially will inspire
me to renewed and greater efforts in the new and
exalted position that am to occupy.
As you are aware, have been honored by An
election to the professorship Of materia medCa and
therapeutics in the Dublin University recently made
vacant by the decease of my distinguished friend
Prof. Hennesey. In occupying the chair made va
cant by so renowned and able physician and in
structor. will be able to instance cases of your
triumphant skill and hope in the future. in the
past to receive the benefits and aid of your
sci: and IL mUch ule that
respondence will be mutually beneficial? Believe
me, my dear sir with the most distinguished regard
and respect, to be- very sincerely. your friend and
coabOrer. p K. JOYCE, III. d.
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OTID for epilepsy fits "a hours Free TO poor
DUllu DIR. Kruse, NJ c., 1886 Hickory ST., Louis Mo
Mention The National Tribune.
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UEpWVCC its CAUSES and CURE. by one
l kEHR IA GDD who deaf twenty eight years.
Treated by most of the noted specialists of the day
with benefit Csved himself in three months, and
sncethen hundreds Of others by same process plain,
simple and successful home treatment Address 7. 3.
PAGE, Us East 26th ST., New York City.
Mention The National Tribune.
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A DDRESS wanted of Henry C. Penwell late First
"a Lieutenant, I'd Cal. Cav, by The NATIONAL TRIB-
22t1-tf
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NYANTED-By Wm Gardner Little Falls N. Y
w The address of any member of Co. H. 18th N Y.
Cav. 236-2t
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Cd'FcCI" I'M" ''II'tVIU UIIo tHIhV'5 uIO cuICVt Uy
the purifying effects OF Ayers Sarsaparilla.
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Observation-Disclosures

Advertisements for addresses inserted under this 6cu
the rate Of MY ceE&s f0T three lines. AdCtyess rspfic
QdUerkiSeys.
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"ANTED-ByJ. 7. Moran, Ft. Assnaboine Mont.
w Ter.-The addresses of Capt James H. GauIt First
Serg't John MCGUIRE and sergt John A. Smith of Co.
q, 10Th n. Y.
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am composed of 10 letters:
My is iii Delaware, but not in Georgia;
Is i'll Georgia, but not in Delaware;
is in Oregon, but not in Nevada;
Is in Nevada, but not in Oregon;
5 is in Minnesota, not not III Iowa;
is in Iowa. but not in Minnesota;
is in Wisconsin, but not in Vermont;
8 is in Vermont. but not in Wisconsin,;
9 is in Kentucky, but not in Michigan;
10 is in Michigan, but not in Kentucky.
My whole Is the name of poet.
Find 1t and then you'll know il.
Josie w Grant Chester n. J.
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We have numerous requests from those who
have asked correspondence to say that they have
more letters than they answer, and want The
TRIBUNE TO explain and send thanks. This cannot
be done. To simplify it, no more requests for cor
respondents save special topics will be inserted
in THE TRIRUNE.
Eta HIS contribution to the discussion Of wom-
ans vocation will be received No conditions of
membership 10 the c. c. save loyalty and desire
a.,
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CONSUMPTION.

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thousands the Kind ana OfIong anding
have been cured Indeed, faith in ITS efficacy
that IwilserG ~ BOTFLES FREE, together with VAL
UABE TREATISE this disease, any sufferer. Give
Sress T. q. al DR. I. Il SLCCU5 Isl Pear s. y.
The National tribune., 1886-02-25
LOYAL WOMAN'S.WORK
The Household, Conversation Club,
Puzzles, etc.
The Uanpy Household.

HAPPY HOUSEHOLD: VIII you open the uoor
and let me in? / want to tell Bouncing Betue
how to make shells adhere to wood, II some one
has not Given better recipe II she will cover the
article which is to be covered with shells WIN a
generous coating of white lead, and then arrange
the shells according to taste, ana wieh uolie . ~
where II will not he disturbed until dry and hard,
she will find they will stick closer than brother.
Have tried il and know whereof speak she can
mix little lamp black in the lead before applying,
which Will do away with the white background
Mrs. John Tharpe Tama City, Tama Co, low
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The Dimensions Of Heaven,

Lewis Penny Reading publishes the
following very interesting paragraph, the
idea being to endeavor to show in some
way the Dimensions of heaven: Any one
may prove the approximate accuracy of
the computation for himself by perform
ing the several operations called for.
The basis of the calculation is taken from
the sixteenth verse Of the twenty first
chapter of Revelations:
And he measured the city With reed,
$4,000 Efhrlongs. The length and the
Breadth. and the height of it ore equal.
Twelve thousand furlongs equal 7, $780,
600 feet which, being cubed, is 1876, 1885,.
0SS,000, 600, 100000 cubic feet. Reserv-
ing one.half of this space for the throne
and court of heaven, and half of the
balance for streets, We have the remain
der 124, 1913, ,272, 900 900, ,0OO 900 cubic feet.
Divide by this 1000, the cubic feet in. a
room sixteen feet square, and there will
be 50,321, ,S49, 9,750, 100000 rooms. Now,
suppose the world always did and always
will hold 9O0,0OO,0OO inhabitants and
that q generation lasts thirty three and
one.third years, making in all 2,O70,OOO,.
100000 inhabitants every century, and
that the world will stand 100, 900, ,000y years,
or 1000 centuries, making in all 2,070, ,0O0,.
100000 inhabitants. Then suppose there
were one hundred worlds equal to this in
, the number of the inhabitants and dura.
tion Of years, making total Of $685.
0,000, 100000 persons, and there would
be more than hundred rooms sixteen
feet square for each person.
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What. Sort .,t


l. What sort of morality is that which
satisfies man in the non-payment Of 8
debt as long as his creditor refrains from
adunning ?"
What sort of morality is that which
satisfies itself in the non.payment of q
debt because it is small amount-a tri:
fe?
What sort of morality is that which
seeks to eYade meeting his creditor lest
he shon bemore plainly reminded of bis
Indebtedness?
What sort of morality is that which
satisfies itself in the non-paymeni of a
debt because the creditor is presumed,
by tie debtor, not to need what the debt
calls for?
What sort of morality is that which
satisfies itself in the non. payment of a
debt because of a failure in farming, OF
other enterprise or undertaking?
What sort of morality is that which
gets offended when asked to pay debt
which the debtor promised to pay long
before the time of dunning?
What sort of morality is that which
provides for his own wife and children by
defrauding the wife and children ofanoth.
er man, dead or alive, to whom he is
justly indebted for things which have
been used by the debtors family for their
own enjoyment or profit?
What sort of morality is that which
ignores moral obligation as to debt, and
pays only when tho civil law compels?
What sort of morality is that which
lightens the obligations to pay just debt
10 proportion to the length OF time since
it was contracted?
In short, what sort Of morality is that
which disregards the command, "Thou
shaltnot steal ?"
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A1'erfect Baby.

Old Bachelor Ito young mother): "The
baby is very small Of its age ?"
Young Mother (hesitatingly): "Ye,es,
rather"
Old Bachelor: "No teeth YETI"
~ Yeung ea1 3 Mother (falteringly): IN no,
z old: Bachelor s"Legs. a little bowed ..
Young Mother. (doubtfully): EZRA
triae, perhaps"
Old Bachelor: "Noae small for the rest
:ofits face?'''','
Young Mother Uncertainty: "Yc es.
but it will grow."
Old Bachelor: "Cries most of the
time ?"
Young Mother (dubiously: "1t cries a
little.." .
Old Bachelor: swell, if the baby pos:
sesses all these defects why do you call
it the sweetest, incest, dearest, loyeliest
and most beautiful baby in the world
Huh !"
Young Mother (triumphantly): "Be.
cause it is. So there You mean old
thing"
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A POLICEMAN.
ATLANTA, GA, July %,

ATLANTA, GA, July %, 1885.
Whenever I know Of anything that
be of service to my fellow.men, [ desire
to impart such information; hence l
give the following facts to the public:
Mrs. M. M. Prince, living at 3S West
Fair ST., Atlanta, Ga, has been troubled
for several months with an ugly form of
catarrh, attended with a copious aud
offensive discharge from both nostrils:
Her system became SO affected and re.
duced that she was confined to bed at my
house for some time, and received the
attention of three physicians; and used
a dozen bottles of an extensive advertised
blood remedy, all without the least bene'
fit. She finally commenced the use of b.
B. B., with a decided improvement at
once, and when ten bottles had been
used, she was entirely cured of all symp.
toms of catarrh. 1t gave her an appe-
tite, and increased her strength rapidly,
and cheerfully recommend it as aquick
and cheap tonic and Blood Purifier.
J. w. GLOER, Policeman.
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BOTH HANDS UP.
A Newnanite Suddenly Raises his Hands
for the First Time in Two Years.
CORRESPONDENCE atlanta Journal


NEWMAN, GA, June lO.-Mr. Jacob
g. Sponcier, an old and respected citizen
of this place experienced rather sudden
change in his gesticulatiye extremities
lately. 1t seems that little over two
years ago Mr. Sponcier had q severe at.
tack Of Rheumatism, his arms became
useless, and, in fact, he could not raise
his hands to his head until the other day,
when he called ON the druggist and OBJ.
tanned preparation that acted like
magic on him, for after taking the first
half bottle he could move his arms about,
and when he bad taken six bottles he
was sound and we'll. Rev. w. w. Wads-
worth and our people generally who are
familiar with the case almost swear by
the wonderful remedy now. Mr.. Spon.
cier said the medicine was called B. B. B.
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How many teachers have taken adyan-
tage Of the little quarrel between Mexico
and the United States TO impress some
lessons in geography and history? Such
opportunities are never missed by ,the
earnest, watchful teacher. Surely you
were sufficiently shaken up by the recent
earthquake to give it at least few min.
utes' attention before your class. Surely
you were thoughtful enough to read them
something about earthquakes, and tell
them all you know about such things.
If we can not take advantage of such
things to help us, let us make change
of sbusisess-yeyhave chosen the wrong
sprofessiou. Don't taIk,EsyonrS olass,s Or
..schooi, 10 death; however Such acourse
would be almost as damaging in its effects
as the earthquake itself. Some teachers,
like some speakers, never know when to
stop talking.
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He Drew Out.

Two men living in the same town we're
once rival candidates for the Dakota
Legislature. They both went into the
canvass and worked hard, but third
candidate came out and stood prospect
of getting it, when one of the men went
to the other and said
"Now, see here, Mcbride, if one of us
don't pull out, old Skinner is going to be
elected" ia
s'eYes, know it,:
"He amt man who would know
enough to make anything out of the
place and hate to see him get it. Now,
+ want you to withdraw"
"Well. how interesting are you going
to make it?"
"I'll tell you what III do; you pull
out and I'll admit to every man l see
that you once.beat me trading horses !"
= "Hey? Will you do that?"
"You bet will7"
"Put a card in the paper to that
effect2"
eyes, and say that believe no living
man in the territory can come nearer to
horses age by looking at his teeth than
you can
"An rightAl'll draw out and baiyo
you the d."-Estelline Bell. .
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. - 2 . s Z l.
Has the teacher. right to hold the
pupils responsible for oifenses committed
off the school grounds ?"
This will depend on the nature of the
.ofense. Suppose ihat pupil, meeting
1hisstsacher on the phbiid highwaS;;' ad.
dresses him 10 an insulting manner in
the presence Of other pupils. Such con.
duct is likely to lessen the respect of
those pupils for their teacher, aud TO
weaken his authority over the school.
Take another case: A large boy is in the
habit of teasing young children on their
way to school, sometimes throwing their
hats in the vet grass, or spattering their
clothes with mud. In these cases 1.-THE
teacher would be morally and legally
justified in calling the offenders to ac.
.count.aud administering proper punish
ment. The general rule is this: In all
;cnses where the offense has direct bear:
ing gu the interests of the school, the
lteacher should notice and correct it; in
all cases be, should assume joint control
sith the parent.
& Ought a teacher to be held RESPONSE.
BILE for the conduct OF his pupils ct %.
certs, lectures and other public meet
5ings?".
=; Pupils who whisper, litter and catcall
in public assemblies |; who stand up in
front Of people who wish to see, and
otherwise utterly disregard the rig hts of
others, ,ias many do, they are lacking in
the FIRST essentials of good breeding.
They should he taught good manners
somewhere. We regard this as an i'm.
partial part of school work. If our
graded schools cannot take the boorish-
ness out of its regular pupils, pray, what
are they doing That is worthy the name
of culture" Let us make true gentle
men and ladies of our pupils, if we make
nothing else of them.-&hooz Education.
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Backlen,s EArpaca Salye.

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tits guaranteed to give perfect satisfsc-
ton, or money refunded. Price Is cents
per box. For sale by Hill Bros, Ander.
son, S. c.
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I1oR has in for u
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Was it Cancer I?

1 have been taking B. B. B. for six
or seven weeks for something like cancer
on my neck, and l would not take one
thousand dollars for the benefit received.
/ had previously tried various so called
blood remedies, but B. B. B. is the. best,
the quickest and the cheapest blood
purifier I ever used. l refer to any mer.
chant of Griffin, Ga.
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Book of Wonders Free

By addressing Blood Balm Co., Allan:
ia, Ga, any one can secure free one of
the prettie5t and most valuable 80 page
books now out. It tells all about the
blood, its diseases and remedies-Scrofu
la,. Ulcers, Rheumatism, Kidney Affec.
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FOR SALE BY HILL BROS,
Anderson, S. O.
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Language, next. to reading, il the most
sinpnHantsi nnf scKooA course. To be
able hausesthesE English language with
facility and correctness is the end to be
attained. To do this by committing to-
memory definitions, and fixed rules, is as
absurd asto attempt totrain the arm by
committing rules from manual on mus
cular development. The child is ,aug hit
Z to use lsnauage by using it, just as rhe
learns to, walk BY walking, .or talksby
stalkipg.--A. r. iSoule. Superintendent Of
Schools, bingham, lfassi ,l.'.'ii: ~
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THE Ladies of Anderson and surround
u ing Counties are respectfully invi-
ted to call at my newly arranged Sewing
Machine Parlor, and examine the. merits
of the various leading Machines for which
l am sole Agent in this and several other
Counties in Upper Carolina. / guarantee
one and all polite and careful attention.
The justly celebrated New Home is
still our favorite. 1t is simple, strong,
swift and sure, doing the widest range OF
work, and equipped with oil the latest inn
proved Attachments.
The Domestic is certainly Star of
no small magnitude, and is celebrated for
its light and noiseless running, and it's
handsome appearance.
The peerless White is KING, and is
highly appreciated by NIL who use them,
for lightness, simplicity and handsome
finish.
The Royal St. john lie certainly
the ACCOMMODATING Machine of the
day, as you can do beautiful and substan-
tial work, by running either way, without
getting out Of adjustment or breaking
stitches.
These are the LEADERS, but also sell
several other makes of Machines, and all
at low figures and on reasonable terms.
nC LStICS1 NOVCAtS III Nay Va q
Sewing Machine Attachments the P. Byrne
Spring Motor. The complete operation of
Sewing Machine with this Motor is SO
simple and easy that child, or the most
delicate lady can use it.. Can be applied to
any Sewing Machine, and is loudly prais-
ed by all who see its operation. Will run
from 10 to 1000 stitches per minute, at the
will of the operator. have exclusive sale
of this Motor for the upper portion of
South Carolina. Can be seen in operation
at any time at either of my Sewing Ma
chine Parlors.
Needles, Oil and Attachments a
speciality.
Main Office, Anderson, s. c.:
Under my Personal Charge.
Spartanburg and Union Office:
w. J. GILMORE, Manager.
Greenville Office:
Abheyille Office:
Walhala Office:
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NO CURE-No PAY /!

Dr.. Harbms Dlarrhea and Dyscntery
Mixture.
WE have secured. the Agency of this
w preparation, and have such conf.
dence in its curative powers that we agree
to return the money to any person buying
bottle and receiving no benefit after fol-
lowing directions. Try it-only 25c.
HILL BROS.
July 20, 1856 8 3nl
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Audersou g,tte11igeaeer.
T'EA6HERs'6o4UMN,.
j. g. CLINKsCALEs, EDITOR.

Teachers will please bring in their
claims, before se 18th. inst. The Com.
missioner's report must be in Columbia
by the first Of October. Please give this
matter due attention, and act promptly.
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Our best rule is to give God the
samo place in our hearts that ho holds in
the universe. We must make him all in
all. We should act as if there were no
other beings in the universe but God and
ourselves.
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Bacot's Best Liver Pills for Vertigo
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Asking questions is one Of the. test
:poiDts Of a. gnod teacher Indeed, the
whole art Of teaching hangs upon, this
qualification. 1t involves o clear maste-
.ry of the principles of teaching, as much
as, if mot yn1pre than, the principles of
The .suHect being taught. Questions
may be asked abomipally and pointlessly
merely to keep tie machine going.
Questions muyfbe asked imasterfully, as
prompted by the demands Of the class.
Still questions may be asked we'll, and
yet fail almost entirely Of best results.
The weak place is in neglecting to call
again upon the pupil, who has failed, to
give, the correct answer after some one
else has given it. A teacher who does
not make this blunder will have spirit.
ed attentive, strong cfass.-National
Normal Exponent.
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"A porson with more sense than
religion is generally rascal, and a per-
son with more religion than sense is gen.
erally fooI.-Rep. San Jones.
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A. Bible. aud newspaper in-every
house ,a good school, ids every district
aail studied sandsappreciated as they merit
-a-- the principal support of virtue,
morality and civil liberty.-F|anklin.
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MOTHERS FRIEND
MAKES CHILD EASY

The time has come at last when
the terrible agony incident to this
ycry critical period in a woman's
If, can be avoided. a distinguish
cd physician, who passed the
greatest portion Of her life (forty-
four yea rs) in this branch Of prac-
tice, lett to collaborating woman
this priceless legacy and life.say-
Ing appliance, dTIfE MOTHERS
FRIEND" and to-day there are
thousands of tho best women in
our land who, having used this
wonderful remedy before coniinc-
mcnt, rise up and call his name
blessed.
We can prove all We claim for it
l,y living iriincsscs, and anyone in
iercstcd can call, or have their
husbands do so, mt our oilica, and
sec the original letters, which We
cannot publish.
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This remedy is not wonderful inimcnt to he
used after the first two or three months
Scnil for our treatise on tho Health AMI llappl-
ness Of Woman, mailed free, which gives all par
tlcu!ars.
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Box u, Atlanta Ga.
For eale by WILIIITE 4 WILIIlTE, Anderson,