The Portland daily press., 1886-04-10
WIT AND WISDOM.

He was only twelve years old, and little Jap
anese lad at that, sent to one of our Massachu-
setts cities to be educated, but the following con-
yersatjon which took place on his return from
Sunday service showed that he was as well posted
on what constitutes proper behavior IN church as
the average American youth o, .,,.oa h;s
HHoW did YOU like the Minister" asked his
teacher. =. ,,o,,,,4 ,orl,,
"Satan entered Into the hearts OF the iouI gitts
who sat behind me- and they talked so constanta-
neousiy and vigorously that 1t spoiled the sermon
isn't that pretty strong statement" quered
well" said the boy, "what else could it be but
That proved poser" for his questioner, and
she concluded that no further instruction IN goou
manners at church was required by her foreign
pupil.
April and May are the months when Vegetine
should be used to purify the blood
A Young photographer being in love with girl
at last decided to put the matter to test Dear
Fannie" he said, after beating around the Dusn
for an hour Or more ~ love you Wal Ioyed Won
from the first time met you, and now nave .ile
great question to ask. Will you, dearest FANNIE
"No sir" she responded emphatically.
"Ah,' he replied his artistic sense oVereo t ira
his emotional nature wnaI With never
blur a shadow | shall preserve 1t! 0oo"
bye"
There are many forms of nervous debility In
men that yield to the use of Carriers Iron Pills.
Those who are troubled with nervous weakness,
night sweats &C., should try them.
GLOW do YOU like the new preacher, deacon?.
"Oh he is good man, reckon, seems earnest
and devoted and pious, but he won't SUIT our peo-
SIsn't he orthodox" p...,,u
..nh YES. Straight as the Epistle to the Romans,
in,fa
at all. Been preaching for us tfee "eefs anu
hain't raised laugh yet"
was troubled with neuralgia severely at inter-
walls | obtained bottle of Athlophoros ana nave
experienced great relief from it. l consider IL
very good medicine which will do all thatit is war
ranted to do Matthias R. Wheeler, Three Rv-
ers, Mass
"You play chess, do you not, Mr.. LaDehah?"
"Oh, no indeed Miss Ethel; l don't play any
chess, don't you know; none OF our set doeS, you
know: it isn't considered an intellectual game at
all in sassiety, you know; don't play anything
but Ion tennis, you know, ana we CONT piey any Vi
these light games"
Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liv-
er Oil with Hypophosphites is Excellent
IN Lang Troubles DIR. ENocH GALLOWAY, La
Grange, Geo, says: 81 have used Scotts Emulsion
with wonderful success in all Lung troubles, also
find 1t has no equal in Summer Darrhea of chill
dren."
Old Mrs. Bently-Do you know what has be,
come of young George Sampson, who used TO spree
it so much last summer?
Old Mrs Browler-I hear he went west ana mas
become a confirmed teetotaler.
Old Mrs. Bob, dear, is it possible? ADd ne
was such likely young man, too. 1t beats an
what people do when they once get taste tor
rum.
Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers and others whose
occupation gives but little exercise, should use
Carter's Little Liver Pills for torpid liver and
biliousness One is q dose.
A Practical Application of Scripture. Winnies
mother had been combing the little girls long
and handsome, but windtangled, romP7sna nd q
hair When the operation was inished-and u
was not unaceompanied with several severe pulls
Winnie asked: "Did you get out many nairs'
"Yes, dear, quite good many" was the an
Swer. IN ov
again. won't Hep"