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The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

ILL., -7azIlg Missionary Society Of which Mr..
aFls l. President all have a sale next
--Es~-ly afternoon IN the i. II. C. A. Hall. Many
--a.- md pretty articles SiIl be offered At low
1-.7a- also, Refreshments. Tbe sale will begin
E-a- u- No admission fee viii be charged
j.. I1=-is 20 % ksEaiahAo seminary.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25
FOR SALE.
Mortgages Notice of Foreclosure & Of Sale
IN ACCHRn ANGE ANIfrII 4 DnIH

c. ]. MCCARTHY,
Iis5 ims IIo,ci - near Foft ST.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

.-H E---lI memorial sermon in honor of
.-r--.s patriot dead Vas preached by Pastor
.-z-r- NJ Eurr->t- Church Sunday evening sub
l7- "A Sand u Col0rs.- Tbs church Vas
-7 -sTy decorated, and the music we'll suited
On d. l-z-s:0n- Geo ". De Long Pos - g. A. r..
r5aa--l ll a bIdy-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

azsl-rtav EIs the t5gh anniversary Of the birth
n Victoria Queen Of England and the
r7E-- received spPropriate notice IN TINS city rs
--z--e1 b TIE display Of tags upon Government
a5- e1ls1ilr tAEstAas- serenade to d b NJ.
..--ssl -uEr NodehO1se, races AT the Park IN
re- afternoon and cuucsrt at the Hotel grounds
"a lE- evening
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

Ne match game Of baseball, played at the Re
5'szii1l grounds. the afternoon of the End
~ between mines Of the Honolulu and the
1lEllii Clubs. proved TO be quite IN interesting
- % ths large number of spectators present
~ ~ four innings OF the game were marked
b .o1d play on 10th sides the q HGvAiis" receIy-
L however TIC ln1s share Of the applause, more,
-qssEsE, 4eooant Of their being regarded a. the
ss4Es- sds than thro1gh any great briIliancy
-fzEed- The game were finally Won y the
Sqlol1lus7 With a score Of - 70 Z. Whitney,
'-e1ozse and moore of the Honoluln" and
1.eaoaEz, DeshA and Aud Of the .HAwAIs
s st Prominent for GOOD plays. fielding and
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

ia. CEREMONY Of taking the veil va performed
~ 15. -r-E time IN Ho1olulu yesterday. young
--.-leg- l71y VS. cousscrated 70 become a mem
-s- n OBJ. D-ler Of the Sacred Heart. The cere-
-raT s-il- 5sLs Performed by the BishOpOf 0ibS-
--s-=l rT Fathers Leonore and Clement. was a
-.-E 7.--sss-re uElt-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

u bst-g. eulETsgaton since being ousted by
Pc Gre -=@1u from the old and yell known edifics
o. PC 11r1-E q Bethel and King streets have been
--ls services a. the Lycs1m on Nausnu street
a-- Il--lls7d attendance has been noticeable.
.e .lsl SulLAy Rev. f c. Ocgel the pastor,
7-sl11s- Tie morning and evening services
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

This item vas increased from 100 as IN the
Bill to S2,00O passed, ON motion of Representa-
. kunIu
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

-lH sc-ula-s Of the schools il the city are IN
WIS By Post Commander Lane to contribute
11za-s for Decoration Day. Those Who live IN
ar-l car leHve their contributions at the Post
-2l- Harmony Hall, Fort street Those living
'7rHsE = Bsrstania street can pct them IN the
r---z Eaich WIu be IN the rear Of the column as
% Proceeds up the valley next Saturday.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

l-H Sa1 E18H V1llez Reserves Is The name OF a
- l1ltEly devoted TO the interests of the Val
9y- The UgCGElne contains much information
at-IFe % tie production of the Valley, She 'nds
El5z can be taken up, the cost Of starting q small
ta--. .lCsfdsr zith pen sketches Of NisaliA, Tu-
a-a- MERGED and Fraser. Tie account Of the
-l-- -ruEth Of The latter Is truly wonderful.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

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The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25
Ncw advertisements.
APrettyWoman' Secret.

GEORGE M,yrR, FlgfoHia, 7eras,was
bald ut % years OF age. aS his ancestor.
had been for several generations. one
bottle Of HAIR NIGoR started growth Of
soft, downy hair all over his scalp, which
soon became thick, long, and Vigorous.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1886-05-25

Gr. Z. Lyons sold. At his auction ROOMS, at
llll on the 1lth inst the lands and belongings Of
- Ha-sakaIa Ranch AZ MAkavao, Maui, consist
- q SOL acres OF land coo head of cattle. T.,
- had Of sheep. and 50 horse, TO Mr. Z. Bailey
t1E t-= SON Of $4,000 the upset price Also on
Il sane d1y 500 acres Of sugar and grazing land
s-laial az MakzEao and known As the Pelekunu
AEEsl tzact. 70 NJ : Z. Damon for S2.l50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

the paper two or three years if necessary.
Some day he will deposit 50 of diseased
apple-tree wood in your back yard, and
don't you forget it. and those who haven't
got wood to bring will bring pumpkins,
and so your young life will gradually de-
velOpe into an existence surrounded by q
bright halo of Mother Hubbard souashes
and misit wood. Thou two-p ronged man,
wouldst thoust worry Dame Fortune and in
wild jealousy guard against her smiling on
any other man but Incest? l wot not, or
words to that effect
Go on, go on, Friend Clark, in your wild,
free manner. Hoard your two dollars care
fully and gloat over your wealth like a
miser, bnt when you come to march down
to the edge of eternity with us poor fellows
you won't be able to get any the best of us
in the matter of trans portation if you do
walk around at the present time with
two dOllar-in- advance bank account in your
vest pocket Yours, loaded with envy,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

must move around among other weekly
editors at the annual meeting OF their Mu-
tuaI Benefit association 1t moves me to
button my coat up closer under my chin
when 1 reflect on it. My dear boy, hope
that Fortune will continue to locate you
near some convenient and fertile clothes
line.
read and re-read your salutatory, and
especially did | dwell on those sweet words
''tor 81 year in advance" Two dollars.
wherever l see them, always monopollZe
my attention until am dragged away, and
whenever there is a prospect of a friend OF
mine falling heir to that princely sum, L
feel like flying to him with congratulations.
to borrow at least S1.75 from him as per-
petual loan. The amount of information
that an editor can give the peo-
pie for 50 year IN advance, IS
wonderful. and the amount of
willingness with which he can collect the
81 in advance is somewhat volcanic. Two
dollars. tN o dollars; how noble and indie
pendent you must feel, my dear boy, when
a man stalks feariessly into your presence
and, tossing two large. round, musical.
metallic dollars into your yawning lap, de-
mandS that the Rustler be sent to his adj
dress twelve months in advance. How
bright and glittering life must seem to you
as you pick up those two beautiful
dollars, from your lap and dream of
wealth and prosperity. Favored creation
of God, wouldst thOust reach out, pick the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17
ABEAUTIFUL PORTRAIT

of yourself in the act of dashng off yard
or two of nOnpareil in a light, airy style
on The Problem of Life, or Where Do l
Eat Next" The expression on your face
denotes cheerfulneSs; light heart and
flippant, jocuIar stomach. l can always
write more forcbly and more rap
idly on an empty stomach. especially
when know that l devOur food as soon as
the article is finished. A large number of
the great writers of to-day, of whom am
one. frequently write on empty stOmachs
and the custom is growing more common.
Some novelistS and humorous writers of
the old school, however. write on desks.
but an empty stomach is considered much
better by the leading geniuses, as it sort of
imbues the writer with a spirit of ambition
to create high-priced copy.
notice by the picture. that you occupy
the same position in the chair that do
when l write my most riotous and sensa-
tional volumes. There is something about
that position that successfully concealS the
debilitated condition of mans trousers
from any chance visitor who happens to
drop in with a club and a sample of the
Krupp gun, for his inspection. 1t also
hides vour wa+"" 9ocket and gives your
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

gus L ais, anu SeelIiS 10
hink that abuse of Mayor
Ames is the keynote of
re campaign. He. there
f re, paints the genial
.0ctor as a sort of moral
monster, whose visit to the
Fifth district means death
nd destruction to the ma
, yes. This is character
tic of Clapp, who used
to. steal apples when he
was a big-footed youth
and then tell the minister
how wicked them other
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

visitor the i'm
preston that you
possess a watch.
This may not be
so. of course, but
every man, &C
cOrding to Hoyle's
Talk with Poker
Players, is con-
sidered innocent
until he is proven
guilty. The only
material differ
ence that l note
between you as
seen in the pic
ture, and myself
when l was a
Knight of Labor
'on a weekly paper
in the wilds of
Omaha. is, that
you have on a
shirt. Happy and
.ric hi y-endowed
man, how proud
land arrogant you
must be and with
. hat hauteur YOU
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17
One of the most eloquent of the stumpers
now engaged in ''electrifying" the people
of the state is

young attorney of Minneapolis. Davy is
a little 'un." but his tongue is touched
with elouuence and woe betide the Re-
publican wrong that he falls foul of. he
seconded the nomination of Mayor Ames
at the ST. Paul convention and sprung at
once into state prominence.
~
Col. Mitchell of the st. Cloud Journal
Press. is at his wits end for eXpedient. He
is a Republican, and is one of the few men
in Stevens county who are willing to con-
done the insult to G. A. Gilman and accept
A. r. McGiI A few days ago McGill
made secret trip to st. Cloud to see the
dsaffected Republicans in that neighbor-
hood and smooth over the rupture. He was
the guest of Mitchell. who undertook to
steer him about The first man they met
was j. d. Boyd, whom they stopped.
Mitchell said:
''Ah, Mr.. Boyd, let me introduce you to
the next governor.
Boyd grasped the outstretched hand of
McGill and exclaimed
''Why, doctor, Pm glad to meet you.
always thought you were taller man.
How'S everything in Minneapolis"
Mitchell wilted and McGill took the first
tam out.
~
Moses E. Clapp, the Republican candl-
dale fo~ ottOrneV general halls from Fer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17
Trimmings. Trimmiups.

Moss trimmings at 60 cents and rs cents:
feather trimmings at 70 cents, Colindia plush
trimmings at 81, fur trimmings from 25
cents to $1.75 yard, at McLain's, 3S4 Wa
basha st.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

ITISll OF OF IrlSn u6SC6nt.
If Marden is an Irishman, Pat Kelly is a
Yankee; for if ever man bore on his face
the map of New England. and in his soul
the smallness of Rhode Island, it is Mar
den. Why, he has the proverbial Yankee
twang to his voice that sounds like the A
string of a bass viol, and the expression on
his face has all the cordial geniality of
meat-ax. If Marden wants to pass for an
1rishman he should shave off his bushy eye
brOws and grow Galway sluggers."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

earth from its axis and stow it away IN
thyst vest pocket? Two dollarsi Two
DOLLARS! How the thought stirs me to
some deed of desperation.
There is great future before you, dear
Clark. Don't get discouraged if every
subscriber don't nav in advance. Send him
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

DONS ere. VI. L. NIdPp, dItOi ACa'ihS
home. because his folks didn't want him any
l0nger-he was already seven feet tall
hired out as sush cook on Mississippi
steamboat. One day he was put off the
boat by the captain, who remarked at the
time that he doubted whether that wall
eyed idiot of sluSh cook could learn to
pare potatoes in a lifetime" Young Clapp.
after escaping the clutches of the pound
master, undertook the study of law by alb
Sorption, i. e. by sleeping on lawyers
table, Arriving in Fergus Falls he was
elected captain of Company F, on account
of his shape. He lead his troops at the
battle of Elizabeth, July 4, 1882, and
camping out on the tented field returned
home in hack and resigned his commits
sion. Mayor Ames' moral character will
not suffer by comparison with the gallant
captains, whose resort to this petty means
of strife is rather surprising to his friends,
who never supposed he could stretch his
gall so far without breaking it.
~
Col Glenn does not claim to be much of
an orator, and his grammar is not always
immaculate but he has a certain rough elO-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

A MODERN MARC ANTONY.

IScene-Albert Lea. Time, Nov 8, 1856.
Orator, john \. Lovely
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

RIENDS of the First
district, lend me
your ears
] want to whisper in
them. | come
To bury myself-to
attend my own
funeral
To deliver an Grafton
over my own dead
body.
The evil that men do
lives after them
In the shape of pro-
geny that reap the
, Genetit of records
left behind.
land so let it be with
your humble serv-
ant.
Wilson has told you
that / was ambi-
tiouS.
What does Wilson
know about it?
1t is none of his buSi-
ness. Would that it
warei
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

same noble cause, allow me TO extend my
sympathy both to you and that dear. trust
ing public that is prone to repose I'M
limited confidence in the man who claws
around with an earnest, merltoriouS claw
for facts and fancieS worth 50 per annum,
in advance. | might say right here. my
dear Clark. that about the only thing that
the public does repose in the weekly
editor is confidence. When 1t comes to
the question of -. the public don't repose
with anv sensational amount of avidltY.
[ am pleased to learn that you have
named your paper the Rustler. There
is a great deal more truth in that name
than poetry; besides it always gives the
people a favorable impression OF the ed
itor, more or less, and opens for him ave
nues into the bosom of fashionable board
inc houses that he would not find if he
called his mortgage "The Herald" IT he
Times" or The Weekly Horn" Then,
too. it Will encourage your creditors to rus
tie round and try to collect. Of course if
YOU have announced that you are master
yourself, you can't blame those people if
they do rustic around and try to col
lect what is. has been and will continue
to be coming to them.
l notice that in the left hand corner of
the first page of Vol. 1, No. l, OF the
Rustler, you have
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

Sam Hill, the handsome young Republi-
can advocate who says ''spring elections are
one thing and fall elections another" is not
doing much to prove his saying. Sam has
lost prestige as prophet and must take a
back seat. He figured ont Gibbs
nomination on the first formal ballot,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17
HOMESPUN LETTERS.
Charles Sumner Clark Becomes Floor Man.
ager of Flesh Oolored Weekly
Newspaper.
He Paves His Way Into Righ-Pr
Boarding Houses By Calling it
the Rustler.
The Lucky Fellow is Able TO Create
Copy While Wearing
Whole Shirt.
ae May Hoard His Wealth, But II
VIII Do Him No Good In
Eternity.

HARLES SUMNER
Clark. my remote but
adjacent friend. | see
that you have once
I oore assumed the
Grand and awful re-
sponsibilitieS of floor
manager OF a flesh
colored weekly news
paper. devoted to the
interests of everything
but the editor. AS
one who has fought,
bled and starved in the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

quence that seldom
fails to catch his
hearers. At Win
dom hall on Thurs
day night he had no
expectation of
making a speech.
but of course re-
sponded when call
ed upon. and the
roast he gave Will
lam Window was a
holy terror. Glenn
is blessed by a long
memory, and can
bring I'D the past
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

III6 UIIItT Udy I'll DIG OF his
attempts at speech-making,
that the "bog-trotterS had
nominated Ames," has been
busy explaining ever since
that he meant no insult to
the Irish by his scurrilous
remark. In order to make
This apparent he makes
affidavit that he is either
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

Arrangements have been made to send
telegraphic reports of Gibbs speeches to
the st. Paul papers, but it will, of course,
be impossible to transmit the expression of
his countenance when he Fuckers his mouth
and exelaims: Fellow citizens, vote for
McGillp
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

in way to make many politicians tremble.
No one would suppose to look at him he
was rapidly running toward three score
years, uyet such is a fact. His hair is
all there and retains its color, and his
ruddy complexion would become man of
thirty years.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17
BLACK OTTER & BEAVER COATS

EVER SEEN. Come and talk with us about
COATS and see those wehave alreadymade
Our SEAL GARMENTS are made Of best
quality skins, made with FOUR INCHLAP
all the way down; they fit beautifully and
we absolutely warrant every garment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-17

Moses E. Clapp, the Republican candl-
date 60" nttorney general, halls from Fer
The Wilmingtonian., 1886-05-22
GEMS 10 be a sort of impost to which .v,ry

seems 10 be sort of impost to which 'vJry
public man is liable
How such tn ngs are 10 be treated is
grave question. If they are Of an aggrava
t,d character, and come from a responsible
source, active defense may become no .essary.
1t may be duty to ones self, to his family,
and to the public, to call the slancerer t.
judgement. But il little or no responsibility
attaches to the author of c9li m es or 81 n
de $, or if no public nte. est is liable to suf-
fer, it is better TO let him gable away till
the thing cures itself. The slanderer, in
trying to destroy the reputation of aro her,
will often fiud that lie has deem gnawirg
file, and that the only effect produced is the
bunting of his own teeth Ga the part of
the assaied, tliS course may require some
patience, some grace-but in the end it is no
doubt the better way toget along.
reputation that has been built up by
years of steady and patient toll, must be scp-
posed to possess some pow or Of resistance to
a sault. When it was told Plato that GER
tain indvidu Is had uttered SANDERS against
him, he replied II shall take care to live SO
that nobody will believe them" This was
noble sentiment and though uttered by
heather, it is worthy of place among the
maxims of Christian philosophy.
Then, too, in maintaining this position, a
man preserves his own self-respec. A p r
son of some property is passing along the
street, when whillet rushes up to his heels,
swapping and barking furiously. 1t is an
noying but what shall lie do? Shall he pick
up bowlder or club, and commence pit
ched battle with the whilfet; or shall he
walk quietly along, and let it bark away till
it gets out of breath In the former case he
may succeed in frightening II, manning it,
or even dashing ont It's brains, But the most
brilliant victory achieved in this way will
hardly compensate for the loss of sclf-rcsrect
for being engaged in such ridiculous war,
On the whole, then, il may be deemed
best, under all ordinary circumstances, pa.
tently to pursue the path of duty, and let
reputation vindcate itself from all petty
assaults.
The Wilmingtonian., 1886-05-22
Labor Agitation.

The New-York Times in singular neonss-
Uency with its editorial columns where Mr..
Powde.ly is roundly abused as impertincnt,
ignorant OF foolish, publ'sios in it's tinan-
cial column a most thorough and ial-reach-
ing monograph, from practical business
stand point showing with succinct clearness
that the gia and results of the recent Labor
movement, taken, as the writer does, in a
comprehensive way have been m asu ably
~. successful the wor kingmen. That
is to say that the labor agitation has succeed
ed in detaching many millions year from
the pockets of the dividend collector and
placing them in the pocke Of the work
mn. celta cas,s overt conre' sim to the
demands of the laborer have been success
fully maintained but taking all results al
over the country into account the balance
sheet shows a distinct gain by the wage
workes.
If this be true, and no doubt
whatever can be placed upon tie asser
ton, plainly perceived, of the week
ly financial writer Of tie New-Yur
Times, it is the most suphistical nonsense ro
certain journals to assert that n" result
have been attained by the Labor agitation
Here then is an end to the foolish assertio
we hear all around us that even the quiz
respectful request in the part Of the woil
ingman for an increased wage to be assesse
or settled by arLitrament has been fruitles
! One gleat advantage following these fac
0 is thar large sums have been, through til
: natural healthy course of distribution, d.
. tributed in small sums all through count
N permeating every community and every bn
l. mess with the sinews OF commerce and IRA,
Il and not gono i'll. the pOck, IS of millionair
II who use these s3rpluses to deflay the expc
Sc of European iaunts OF six OF eight mont
=, leaving the money where it W, uld he of t
is least Of any possible use to America.
The Wilmingtonian., 1886-05-22
A Grievance.

We draw attention to a notice, elsewhere
in these columns, of the annual report of I'll e
Colored Teachers Institute recently held in
Smyrna.
The salient point in the report is the COM
plant of the teachers Of All absolute inade-
quacy of school apparatus. 1t will be re-
membereo by our readers that there is dis
tinction in educational aiflirs between the
provisions made for the aid of colored chill
dren in the City of Wilmington and those
outside our City limits elsewhere III the
state. Those living in Wilmington are
cared for by our City Boald Of Education.
Other arrangements are made for the educa-
tional needs of the oolored children of Della
ware elsewhere.
An appropriation of $1,000 is made an
nually Tor their education this, together,
with a school tax which yields about $2500,
evolves tctal Of $1,000 year for the schol-
astic needs of some $500 children, and 20
teachers. The actuary reports that this
allows most meagre pay for the teachers,
about S23 per month, with no margin what
ever for school apparatus, the building of
new school structures or repair of those in
existence. 1t restricts the school term aud
restricts educational possibilities to numbers
of colored children.
The complaint Of Il c teachers is a legti'
mate one and demands the immediate atten-
ii m of the state authorities. The assertion
Of the teachers in regard TO the extreme
dis ,bilities they labor uuer a'e fully cor
iirmed Iy the attuRry, Henry G. Conrad
ESD.
1t is nua The FIRST tim1 that cimpdint hai
been made d this drSsyAcerul state Of aifaii'
in our State. 1t is ircnmbent upon the Leg
islatae to give attchtirn to the matter. Tn
need Of aid il this cl'c IS Of nuch N nc sig
. nitic luee than many questions To wh,ch oul
Legislators at Dover devote their time an'
> their woes. The citizens Of De|a~ar. hav
: upon their han1s the responsibility of th
c common school edrcat Oh of the colored pee
Z, pie within their state lines The appropria
ton they allow, viz So 900 is entirely inad'
. quate 1t is estimated that an additions
= graut OF s., SOC. annually would place educ'
|, tional matters upon at least working basi
9 This estimate has been made upon close fiG
+ uring and its concession deserves the attel
tion Of those in whose hands the POWER
ra make it rests.
The Wilmingtonian., 1886-05-22
per,rs and Safeguards of Reputation.

Very few persons have been in public and
active life any great length of time without
alizing some of the petty annoyauceS to
which their position cxposts them. Some
times theii words, acts, or supposed views
will be misrepresented by those who, honest
enough in purpose, ars deficient in attcnti' n
or in pow er to comprehend. Sometimes Tn
Wv or interest, or blinded partisanship will
dis.ort and misrepreSent In this way it
may come about, that for the tirno, man
character, position and may be misapl rehen.
ded even by those wLo are not unfliendly t.
him. And thus he suffers iujury. This