New-York tribune., 1886-06-05
TIE TILH or TIE DAY.

Its whispered that Iowa they utilize their cyclone
cellars between storms for the Of whsiey and
other unlawful drinks
miranda let's go in here for soda They keep It
in copper fountains Lots Of people are poisoned n just
4" What ought tho fountain to DO made Of Adolphusi
Block tin incased with steel
since think OF it Miranda. the fountain ought to be
all glass Even the metal spouts to the syrup bottles
"fhon let's get ice-crealn."- philadelphia Call.
There is fourshng escort supply agency In London.
the object OF which ia to supply escorts TO ladies' who
visit London reside in London but have 10 malo
friends upon whose time aud courtesy they can make
sufficient claim Prices are according tho quality OF
supplied The younger OF peers come as high
"a s2j day or So an hour while articles
be had at lower figures The escorts are dressed
by fashionable sailor, and are guaranteed to be very
Chesterfelds in manners Here ia an answer to the
weiworn question Of the London press What shall We
do with our boysl
Amanual Of manners says: "Keep step with any one
walk with" THIS ia all very well ia theory, but r
the writer had ever attempted TO keep step win man
with one leg two or three nches shor'er thth lts eo"
he would have found hl- poteness 20 severely taxed
that before lie hal gone half milo he would have given
mp In despair and thrown p0iteness TO the Winds
lBOston Transcript
Would the guests OF the Tuxedo Park Cub who revel
in the delights which nature improved by offers them
enjoy themselves less If they the lake from
which tho park takes it's name was known less than
generation the rural Inhabitants Of the neghborns
country male up shooting and hlng and picnic par
ties to it, Duck-Cedar Pond I" Whether that
a corruption OF old fndian name that has now
been restored. whether the new has been evolved
from the unpoetlc name is immaterls. 1t is
beautiful lake by eltner name.
An assassin receives a visit from a celebrated lawyer
who has assigned TO the defence. Whrn they
"Icannot be ved cried the assassin; "you
lawyer VINO defended me twenty-five years ago in
My first client strange chance! Tnat was when
made my debut" "It was mine also" Then with a
thoughtful air the prisoner observes: "Ah. we both
have made great progress since that day French Joke
For years the Kaiser Lager Brewery Company OF
Niedermen the Rhine has been trying to popular
ize lager bier England and has succeeedei to marked
degree The other day large London restaurant
celebrated tapping of its hundred thousandth keg OF
lager by banquet aud appropriate ceremonies. Before
the evening over a good beginning had been maie
on the second hundred thousand
Washington correspondent was speaking about OPEN
ing law office -
We'll not eHactiy," was the reply, but I've been ad
mitted to the bar"
"Gong to have partnerF
:" No. I'll run IL myself"
"whatl you do if you catch on to something yon
don't know how to handle T.
ION. employ able counsel Of course You betTll
get there somenow."- Washington Critic.
ION June l." says the editor OF The assumption tHU
Tribune we will sever our connection from Ths Tribune
people OF Assumption. During our six months
stay in your have formed friendly
acqnain and made true friends OF honorable up
right. law.abiding men and women In that time
have discovered that there majority OF your citizens
who are unworthy the confidence respect OF honest
people, 1t with feeling of regret that leave the
former OF the mob out the latter leave
with feeling OF gratefuness like unto a sinner after
repentance"
Several prisoners in the House OF Correction iu New
Bedford, Mass. recently struck 10 have meat placed
the bill OF fare Prisoners have not yet struck for
shorter terms Of lmprson but no doubt that Will
be the move especially IL Anarchists introduced
among them To corrupt their morals lNOrristoyn
Herald.
THE NEw-YORK TRIBUNE has large "fresh air" fund.
Intended for OF children in the crowded merOp
oils giving them excursions TO PIE isaut places in the
country where they can ganbo on the green and smell
the cowslips and the daisies, ETC. We notice
are having fresh heir fun In Spain. toO
but 1t Is OF An entirely different nature Peoria Trans
criu