New-York tribune., 1886-03-18
LILLE T.lLK or TIE DAY.

It's safe to say that MIX Det" Sharp will not OK
tend his railway building operations to siam. One Of
the highost judicial officers OF that country was recently
charged with accepting q Tribe. And the young KING
crol him to he pub cly hogged aud suspended from
Office. II does not appear that an investigation was
first ordered.
The mpuIcnce aud the persisteucy Of these unhuman
izs ere t,Irrs no,K agents. is unbelievable aud when
once they the air OF quiet suburb they fancy
themselves tree from even the scant utmm"ls oi
restraint which have cttercd IN tie clty tue fun play OF
their powers. one Of them went not long ago to tGe
house OF literary man living ~ the hflghborhoO oi
Boston, and offered Ia soil hm-or more correctly
demanded that lr should huy-a cer.nin book
But" he exclaimed. I'm not unua' ural as0nlShlncnt
ia the nrs .nco wrote the book myself, and in the
second place n isn't iCr sale by subscription
Oh come now Ietort"d tie eoIhnt y0uns hdy, VIM
had Tor the moment taken upon herself tne Gt3'e %
books Tor hi. library thars Pnilng u on ton i ,nJR m
the book wasn't sod 10y subscription, ! sh"u!'in ne Dc
round selling IT, should And II you wrote II, II seen
probable youd moW %hGInTr o IL VIZ 1on p r ~ ont Of
it with any such story that"-lAIo Bates IN PIOV
denCc Journal.
Daring the past winter vory argo number OF Ameri
cans have visited Mexico. A, general thing they have
ocen treated with potenoss ly the better class Of
McVicans but the moro ignorant classes looked them
with suspicion and dlstruSt.
II was the sauuerer's privilege to be in an eating
house the other day whore lunches were served at
uo.lcrts prices whom two td.c, entered pne cOmpdIa.
tlyey ybUus aud the other quite old and feeble They
seated themselves and presently the younger o! tho two
gave one order FOR bread and butter and zen said
will tnks = cup Of coffee. and mother, I would order
cup OF tea FOR yOu, bat find have not change enough
The AGED lady cOuteutad herself with half slice OF
bread and butter The other drank the coffee and ate
the remainder of the mragre supply OF e'taoles AMI
when this sueht rcpast was ended look IRON hcr
~hOpplnsbag paper of caGamcl> and passing one 10
her companion snd There, mother they say tue Dost
time t, eat these IS after dnnei =, Boston Budget
Arlo Bates thinks that the chio drawback to country
life i. the intocrauo noise "On Beacon Ill.," he says
b7ood- soothing silence such OF old the bards sang
falsely placing 1t in sylvan regions. In tine suburbs
there are dogs than infest COnstantnope. more
voccrou@ poders than dogs. and thrice aS many
uprOariOus children of both tCRcthcr. And the con
cu-ion OF the whole is n desires the joys Of
the country he should BY all means remain in town. since
the country is a mere handmad OF the city and what
ever o good it produces is not TO be found in its own
borders"
Have you been reading much this winter, Mr.. De
Nu,,elbr.u T. inquired IA young LADY on Connecticut
ave- of caller few evening, ago. Of.
Oh no. Miss Dorritt, OF course not don't you know,
Indeed! Way not 7" she asked in astonish
Oh. because Miss Dorritt don't you know. the
pa rs never contain anything about baseball don't you
Know durus winter. Wh.n the season fully opens
don't you know expect 10 read great deat doh you
know Washington Critic.
Madam" sail uoite tramp the othor day to a lady
who was walking throIsh Fourteenth-st you are
i'm close prox nifty q corpse. Idont mean myself lie
added although nave eaten nothing for the last week
Tho corpse refer to i that Df once Joyous bird which
you carry on your hat I % member OF the Bird
sary for me to- report your to the Grand Chief
After getting the cents no flew to the nearest stale
beer saloon.
Race possibilities, seems to be the question of the
hour" SAID man reading an ardclc on the negro ana
the Chinese
-" Yes" replied his friend, who didn't know what he
was Gcading Yes, aud yOu bet Im nos gOhg 70 put mp
cent th, season any horse, CT bicycle or yach or
1t cost ne too much last year" "-lWashincton Critic
sam Small has found time between sermons to write
negro dialect poem for The Cdic0go Mail.
Now, pa. dear" said "A Hartford young lady. YOU
must forget TO bring me those cOlpls au'I brushes
OH no, my dear. What are yOu going TO paint now
Another chrysautnpmum on "a brass late 9
" Why. pa, how ridiculous. I'm Ike uatIe. never
repeat myself I going 10 paint the beautifulest,
lOvcleSt ugirs great Dig SPIDER anu d!''
on plush tidy" ,, .,, 49,,
Post
The United States Sen ate is said to look with suspicion
on auctOuecr Uratory and yet knockdOwn arguments
arc much appreciated in that august body.
man who died the other day Burlington, Iowa left
500 to the reporter should write the best notice OF
his life and career. There men who for the
sake of their families ought leave har dsome sum to
all reporters who would say nothing about them.
Miss cynthia Mushroom: Now, pa, do be careful at
dinner and don't mOtify us before MI StuyVcsant Stur
tcYaut."
Mrs. NJ Yes, Fhpeas, mind your manners, and
remember Our instruct )nS about ctiGuctte.'
Mr. NJ: Well, that's all right; You KIN 20 ahodn ana
arrAnge things suit yourself, nu I'm darnet II I'll eat
pic with "a folk for anybody "-iCnicago rambler.