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DEATHk.

SISTER ALBIsA-At ST. Joseph's hospital. in
this city, on the Is inst Sister Albina, aged 30
years.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
HIGH October is. lssG, near New Holland
Jacob High in the s5th year OF his age.
The relatives and friends of the family are re-
spectfully invited TO attend his funeral from his
late residence. near New Holland on Tuesday,
morning at 10 o'clock. Interment at thinner
mans burying ground, East Earl township.
RoGERs.-On Sunday, Oct. IL in Bart township,
Mary c, ihe wife of r. A. Surgeon b. +. Rogers,
u. S. Navy.
Funeral october %, at Q a. IN from her late
residence. Services at IL a. III. at Longenecker's
meeting house, near StTasburg. ltd&w
AuMT-At Washington borough. October
~ 1885, Mrs. Henry AUNT, In the i5th year Of
her age.
Weep. not for me, my husband and children
dear.
Though absent from you. do not fear;
God will protect and comfort too.
80 love one another us loved you. Its
MnLER.-On October II, 1856. Watson Ii. Miller,
aged 20 years.
Funeral from the residence of Mr.. John r.
Long, No 10 shippen street, on Tuesday at 81
d. m. Interment private. ltds
LKvAs.-In this city, on the 18th inst, Nancy
wife of Geo. Levan aged 10 years.
The relatives and friends OF the family are re-
spectfully invited to attend the funeral from
her late residence, No IS North Prince street, on
Thursday afternoon at l:30 o'clock Interment
at Wood ward Hill cemetery. olS-3t
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tive stocx Marketa

CHIoAeo, Oct, lathe Dropers' Journal reports :
Cattle-Receipts- l.loO head shipments, none;
market steady; shipping steers, 30 to
1900 rs s3 5nEp5 IS stockers and feeders at - ~
as 81 cows, bulls aud mixed ut s. 3S4 90
bulk at e. 2Sl2 IS: through Texas cattle
lOc higher; cows, 81 Ofll 50; steers. g. 6Odi ~
Western rangers steady nativesand h tlt breeds
s. oGlO; COWS, g. 3n63 90; winteTed Texans
g. 9bIp3 so
Hogs-Receipts, $3.50 head shipments,
7OO head market strong rOngh ana mixed,
G 6jIi 20; packing and shipping, 81 aga SSi
light s. 7uflI y: skips, 8 b tl5 s.
sbeep-keceipts, loo head; shipments, 80
market was strong; natives, - 2Gi %
Western, s. Sos lei Texans, e. 2JsS 10 lambs
q 1904 IS.
EAsT BIpsRry--Cattle--rc -rcceipts, So head
shipments. GS7; market noihiug doing; al
through corsignments, ~ cars cattle shipped tC
New \ Ork to-day.
| Hogs-receipts $500 head shipments. Sss
head: market firm: Phiiaiel phtas at 81 sOd
| 49O; Workers, 81 6oSsI 20: common u 2iS4 ~
| shipments to New York today, & carloads.
| Sheep-receipts, $50 head; shipments, ~
| head: market very dull; nothing doing.
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New York stocks,

Money loaned at SCI per cent. Exchange quiet
at 81 slhGi ~ Governments were steady
Currency Gs, 81 N bid ~ coups, sl.s4 bid
Ks coups, lll5s bid,
The stock market this morning opened with
an active selling of the whoe list, and prices
went down heavily, declining almost every sale.
The selling was continuous, and At II o'clock the
whole list was of < to "a per cent, while Man
haitian elevated dropped from 10 to lGl. shortly
after II O'Clock the selling ceased, and On sub
sequent buying a recovery "f = to 80 per cent.
took place by noon. Manhattan also recovered
per cent. Afler midday another luid on the
market broke prices down to the bottom prices
again. 1he market i now favcTish and unset
tied
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4 MYSTERIOUS ROBBERY.
q wsS~A sss 0ssv Assssss Tsssn. Although
UsAss . PsDsw where II was Kept Was
- - yswsssy-ssrmoa on sanday
Nswspspsss--Dsressa Briefs.



Doguisr CORRESPONDENCE oil iSfhILicAS
(JoLunpIA. October A very peculiar
-~s,,..~ r-,cu,r~, =. tbo res,dence of John
s.-'.s os, ss...s o~..,,,,, s,,oa, dur,,y the
ls ow"' -. -" 80. s..,v. sons ,s,,on or pcr.
anesnce of the family. some Pelson na rv r,
eons entered tne mousse So,ns sap.s, up S'I povd
~ sv NJ Dy ~ ~h.,e thav s,oe an
EisIn movement No eIslla The watch
was underneath the pillow Of the bed In the
room. where lot OF jewelry hao Also , peen
paceo, out ue , ws ;s had 20 the
ssn.s.rs..ss.. - a.. ronhary
S.s,,.s snnasv Nev.psper.L
M NJ r.. nas,or of IN, Second
nov. w. =. Hs, ps',.. arr,a,
street Lutneran cnuron oehvc,ou ,o' -
last night on the subject OF "suna.y NewS
papera" Rev. Evans Old not use .he argu-
ment against the Sunday papers tnat tne
editor or compositor is compeled 20 wotk on
the day Of rest put claimed Una. ,ne s.yIe o'
literature contained IN tne SUNDAY neWspa-
pers wss pernicious and not fit for sunday
residing. Inc sermon was an aoie euort anu
was iisteneu 70 win markeu s'eeheoh ny
large congregauon.
Building Operations.
The work Of erecting dwellings, In town is
sti,l rapidly going ON and mechanics are kept
hu.v ~ their worry On Eighth street be.
tween Locust and walnut cellars are oe'ns
dug for Two houses which Will pe erected as
soon - Possioe. Work was comHehceu tnls
morning on the iot OF ground on walnut
etreet, IN tne rear OF the fremont mouse, IN
oleging the cellars ior houses 10 pe pulit III
this place. The house AZ Eighth anu Chest-
nut streets, 70 Dc occupied py Ihomas w.
HaioomAn, IL approacnine coinPle,ion anu
VIII Rreatly Improve tnat Porton oithe to"n'
Town Notes.
Msuee,s comedv companv will sppear In
a.. 80. sous, ,h;s o,,an,nr
'no oPs ,s, souso .'s .,, ,oo ,>or-
on iast SATURDAY aiteinooh aoou' i'' per
sons were shivering In the cold at the base
ball grounds, to see the game of ball between
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RARKETS.
Philsdslphis Cattle Market

PHILApELPHIA, Oct. Is.-Beef cattle, receipts
for week were-Beeves 800; Sheep. II 900; Hogs,
5000; Previous week -Beeves, $3.50; sheep,
1900 Hogs. 1000.
Beef cattle were a fraction lower; Extras 56D
mon, 80311c
sheep. were active until to-day, when prices
Declined Ae extra, 4S041c; good, 4gliI4c |;
msuium' SAGS%c; common, lAG3c. Lambs
Hogs were active western. ss407c state, 90
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MADE Oh HEAVY Iron.
EVERTS 3 OVERDEER,
CORNER OF EAST KING, JOHN AND MID
DIE STREETS.
mayl -6mdM w,SSR
DCBLIC SALE.


o
BY virtue of an order OF the Orphans Court OF
Lane tSter county, Pa, the undersigned, admin.
istratOr of the estate of John McLaue, dec q
will EXPOSE to public sale at the Leopard hotel.
East King street, in the city Of Lancaster. the
follow ing des Cribed real estate, to wit:
All that certain lot or piece OF ground situ
ated the north side OF East Orange street
tNO. 7lll in the city OF Lancaster, PGr, contain
ing in front on said East orange street ~ feet
street 2i5 feet, more or less. which Is erected
a larse substantial double tWO--tory BRICK
DWELLING HOUSE, fronting on said Orange
street about S5 feet with u depth OF . feet, TO
which IS attached a large two-stoTy Brick Back
Building, II by u feet. The house has bcAuti-
inside shutters, large circle head front door,
granite stone steps, large balcony, sc. The first
story has large double phTlor, sitting room
and large dining room, with a convenient base
ment Kitchen. The parlOr and sitting room
each have a " Sunny-ide heater, with registers
tpls also gas throughout the entire hpu
Most of the inside wood work Is beautifully
grained in walnut. There Is also a large hall
and winding stairway, with heavy walnut rail
ing running to third floor. The second door
has four nice large rooms and n hall way. sta.
tiOuary closets, large finished attic with four
lOTmer Windows, and throughout Il well laid
out and convenient for bed chambers, &c
There Is also on the premises Ci-tern and
pump and necessary Outhuildings. The whole
lot Is tillcd with a variety OF the best kind OF
fruit trees Just coming into nrst-C!aSs bearing
condition. This Is an elegant opportunity ton
persons desiring nice comfortable home in a
pleasant location.
Sale to begin at O'Clock in the evening when
terms and conditions will be made known by
FRANK b. MCLANE.
JOEL l.. HAINEs, Auct. ol6-tfd
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nTBLIC SALE.

DU BLU "a LE.
i on MONDAY EVENING. OCTOBER i,
lsSR, the undersigned will sell AT the Cooper
House on West King street, Lancaster, Pa, for
JOS. \ Kline i BRO OF Philadrl lphist Pa, n two
story BRICK DIV ELLING HUJ>E with Brick
Back Building, having SIX rooms, gas. hydrant.
lot lexls feet situate No. SO = Joseph street.
Also ad Joining lot ot ground. fronting 81 feet
on -t Joseph street, No. b7l, extending back 1875
feet, 10 button WOOD A4ieE. ON men h!l"N IL mas
a front OF "a feet. Tn" property can be seen by
calling on the premises or the undersigned.
Sale to commence at o'clock OF said day,
when terms and conditions viii he made known
by BAl SM n & 81 ms,
Agents for Jos. \. Kline 4 Bro, OF PhiNa.
HRNKY >HCBERT Auct. oCt4,6.auI3,l5,itSlsR
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DUBLIC SALE.
on rrE.pAY. OcronEs ss. La,

/
OS TUESDAY, OCTOBER p, lsst,
VIII be sold At public sale at the Keystone
House. in the city OF Lancaster, the following
Real Estate, to wit:
All that certain Lot or Piece o! Ground, situa-
ted on the south side OF East Frederick street
mo 2l6}, Lancaster, Pa. containing in front on
said Frederick street l6 feet, mOre,Or less, and
extending In depth lnl feet more or less, on
which. i erected New TwO->'Ory BRICK
DWELLING HOUSE, with twO-~tOry brick
back building. with balcony, containing six
rooms, with Railways on Il rst and second stories,
"A bathroom fitted up ready for use, front and
back dormer windows in at ric, a dry cellar under
whole house large UpOOava and sink with water
in kitchen. stationary range with hot and cold
water, gas in whole house. Everything new and
pretty, never having been occupied. VIII be
-old on very easy terms Here Is an opportunity
for a man OF moderate means to possess his own
home.
Persons wishing to view the premises before
the day of sale Will p.cA-e call At so. 2lg East
Frederick street.
sale to begin al : O'Clock IN the evening when
conditions Will bc Hadu known By
r. A ROTE.
JOEL HAISEs, Auct uct.6tfd
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n RlAG Es.

KLKIsg g-CUSSINGHAM.-October the 18th, by
the Rev. Sylvanus Stall. MIR. John =. kleise
and Miss Lizzie Cunningham. both of Lancas-
ter, Pa. ltd&w-
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ITO TAlLORS-WANTED A MAN TO
u Work in store on Coats at
Ga ASREwis
II Nos. 23i n 235 Wcst King ST
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Household Market.
sh" ADvEaFis, MENTs.

:
M ANiED.--A GIRL TO Do GENERAL
w housework; best reference required An.
ply 10 the undersigned, Ut M 10 East WaInui
street .FkeD sEkEk.
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POLI TIC.4L.
THE STATE TICKET.

THE STATE TICKET.
Governor:
CHAUNCEY Y. BLACK, of York.
Lieutenant Governor
X. BRUCE RICKETTS,, of Luzerne,
auditor General:
WILLIAM. BREMEN, of Allegheny.
Secretary Of Internal AGairs:
J. SIMPSON AFRICA, of huntington.
Con0rsssniar-at- Large:
MAXWELL STEVENSON OF Philadelphia.
County Ticket.
For C0ngress.-COL. EDW. MCGOVERS.
State Senator tXlV)-f HULL.
Assembly Qst)-HESRY DRACHBAR.
(2d)-DR. ii. NJ. BLACK.
DIR. A. 5. MILLER.
(Sd)-EDW. PAINTER.
GEO. W. WALTON.
ii. N. M0HLER.
District 4AHorney-JSO. f. MALONE
Poor DirectoTS-JAC. SHEATH.
X, j. BARNES.
Prison Inspectors GEO. POSTL.
J.v WISEI
County Surpegor-F. 4. WHITE.
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Ny stock comprises large variety OF the
Latest Style Buggies, PhBtOns, Carriages, Mar
ket and Business Wagons, which offer at tho
very lowest figures and on the most reasonable
terms.
| call special attention 10 a few of my own do
signs one OF which is the EDGERLEY CLOSED
PHYSICIAN COUPE, which 10 decidedly the
neatest, lightest and most complete Physicians
Carriage IN the country.
Persons wishing 20 buy a good, honest and
substantial article, should bear in mind that
they take risk in buying my work. Every
Carriage turned out In eighteen years good
one-that Is the KIND OF guarantee nave 70 oner
the public. AL work fully warranted. Please
give me a call. -
REPAIRIEG PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
One set Of workmen especially employed Tor
that purpose
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sIBe.

wheat--Oct.. 7lAc; Nov, 731sc; Dec. 7iysc
May, slxc.
Corn 1oct. $40; Nov, sSHc; Dec, S%c
Nay, A01.c.
PorsHoct, o. rs, Nov. ss M Dec. ss 77xe
Lard--oct-, ss IS Nov, - IS Dec rs 7711.
kibs-Oct, @s3
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TURNPIKE EELECTION-THEAN ANNUAL.
i meeting of the Stockholders OF the Bridge
port 4 Horseshoe Road Turnpike company, for
the election of Officers tor the ensuing year, III
be held At the Leopard Hotel, in Lancaster city,
on Monday November J, lss6. at o'clock z. u.
AND. VI. EkAN1y.
Oils 25,2Od President
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Nickel Clocks Nickel Alarm Clocks Ell Is, formerly
900" EghD Walnut Alarm Clocks s3 formerly si French Marble Clocks
ind Watches
Buttons Gold Collar Blu Solid
formerly Bros Table Forks half d
Diamond ewe all other
All Goods Engraved Charge You invited these
are a
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OhicAgo MARKET.

OnicAeo, Oct u, 0;30 a. m.-Market opened;
Whent-oct' 7aAso; Nov, 7a9zc Dee, 74sze.
May, Ale |s~
eOsts-oct. 2issc; Nov, esHc :pec., 2shc
May, S0kc.
rors-Oct. . s2k Nov. y s7Is Dec o 92S.
Lard-Sov, S7 TX.
Rfbs--Oct t6 TO-
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The Hdrdie- Ton Lser Company.-This evening
the Hardie-yon Leer combination opens for four
nights. at low prices, in the opera house. The
play will be A Brave Woman" Mr. Hardie is
well known actor who has several times visited
Lancaster. He WAS last seen hers in " a Child
of the state" Miss yop Leer is fine actress who
was formerly member of the Madison square
companies. The New York Morning Journal
recently said "The production Of" "A Brave
Woman under the direction OF James NJ. bar
die at the Brooklyn theatre, last night, is the
greatest success since the " Two Orphans" The
ttorm scene is a marvel OF stage Illusion"
Public Sale Tonight at tho Cooper House
This evening at o'clock Bausman Burns
will sell for Joseph A. Kline Bro, of Philadel-
phia, the brick dwelling house and two lots,
situated No. 81 and 673 St. Joseph street. All
are invited,
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TC RNPlK f. ELECTlON-THE r ANNUAL
i meeting Of the stoCkh Ol1ers Of the willow
street TurnpiSe Road Company, for the pur.
pose of eleCting officers for the ensuing year,
will be held At the banking house Of Reed, Nc.
Cram 4 Co, in Lane Ister city, on MOudAr, No
vember ], lSS5, AT O'Clock y N. ~
JOHN KENDlG.
oils 253Oi President
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JAY GOULD AT CHURCH.
The Spectator Buysa Pew and Listens to the
GOspel-What His Pastor Thinks of Him.

Special to the Indianapolis Journal
NEW YORK, Dec l8-Jay Gould has become
a church-goer. For six consecutive Sundays he
has attended services in a Presbyterian church,
where he owns q pew. This is such q novelty
for the financier that many of his friends cannot
help specializing upon the possible change it in
dicates in his life. DIR. John r Paxton is the
preacher who expounds the Scriptures to MIR.
Gould, and the church edifce is on Forty second
street, very near the corner of Fifth avenue.
1t is getting to be popular resort of Sunday
morning. for DR.. Paxton, although q man of
considerable learning and vigorous piety, has an
unrestrained, not to say free and easy style OF
discourse and delivery. His scholarship crops
out every minute, but in no stilted phrases.
Even when he drops momentarily out of English
to pick up a word from the Greek, as he did in
one of his prayers the other morning. it does not
telligible it may be to his high-toned. but not
essa-ily learned audience. He is hearty and
cordial in personal Intercourse, not at all
averse to the pleasures of society, and one who
gives the typical club man the impression that
here is a person who can meet us on our own
ground. So good many fashionable men who
would not be likely to go to church at ALL find
themselves regularly at DIR. Paxton's, and pay
handsomely for their entertainment by hiring a
pew Mr.. Gould paid 81, 800 for his. 1t is in the
center aisle, about half way down. The sched
ule for this property is 81 500; it is much
property as the lease OF house or lot, and may
be disposed Of sold, given away. mortgaeed,
Just like any other commodity. Owing to its
favorable situation Mr. Gould had TO pay pre-
MUM to obtain possession. and IN the competi-
ton that ensued his bid Of $500 cleared the field
and secured the prize. His lease of the pew
dates from the LIST of November last, and holds
for year. when it may be renewed or aban-
doned. rs he sees TT
Mr. Gould was among the early arrivals last
Sunday morning. With him came one of his
young sons, and shortly after George Gould and
his wife came also. His daughter Helen, who lie
credited with effecting the inc,pent reform in
the fnancier's life. was not present Shortly
after the services began Mr. Gould beckoned to
q passing usher and called his attention to the
vacant place in the pew The usher bowed and
presently conducted lady to the place. When
the audience stood up to recte the confession Of
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Ballet and Business.

Omaha World
Mrs De Goote-O Mr. De Blank You GER
tainly don't mean to say that you attended the
American opera in Cincinnati, and you mem
Der of our denomination?
Mr.. De Bland-Why. madam. / was not
aware that music had been interdicted.
''Musc2 Oh. that's all right, of course; but
hear that the American opera has ballet"
True; l had forgotten about that But them
you know, | should be considered an exception,
because am an artist
San artist Why, | thought you were in the
iron business"
Il am. hut do II the designing for our firm. !"
Il really cannot understand-whas do you
manufacture principallyT
''Tongs"
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The Story of a Military Fraud.

He came to the sanctum one night.
The place where he editors wright;
He was hungry he said,
And he wanted some bread
Would be glad to get even blight.
He had served in a cavalry corps.
In the VAR for the Union. he sRorps,
Rode charger, milk white.
Was the first in each fte
And slaughtered his foes by the scorps.
But to his appeals for pension,
The government paid attention;
He was old and rheumatic
And half paralytic,
Ard his woes were too numerous to mention.
His case was hard one no doubt;
So some of the boys went aboudt
And raised him
That for some time to cum
Would keep him, and then he went oudt
When he in the court was arraigned
Next morning. the cause was explaigned;
He had wasted the sum
That we gave him, in rum
He has since at the Island remaigned.
Boston Courier.
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A Sagacious Yellow Dog.
Hartford Post .

Hartford POST
prominent Main-street grocer prideS himself
on the ownership of small yellow dog. name d
Jack Jack is noted for his ability to kill rats.
and has the record of killing thrty-seven within
an hour When thirsty he has the habit of
standing under the water tank and looking up c
it in such a manner that anybody see what
he wants. Yesterday the grocer was about to
go outside the store when the dog came bound
ing in front Of. him with the drinking cup in his
mouth, and laid il down the floor bet
the door and the proprietor. The grocer could
do no less than give the dog some water before
poinO ont
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A Cow Sale.
Texas Siftings.


First Farmer-"You can't take $40 for that
cow2' Second Farmer-'Can't do it," But yes
terday You told me you'd sell her for $40 !" II
know did. but I'll have to back out" What's
the matter2" You see that cow belongs to my
wife, and she says she will sob herself into hys-
tercs if sell her 1t would break her heart"
"All rieht-it's no trade" Il say" well.
what is it2" MAKE it $45 and we'll let her sob."
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His Most Dangerous Adventure.

Washington Critic.
II presume, General, you have had some very
narrow escapes" said pretty Dupont circle
girl old war horse of celibate proclIvities.
oh yes. that is part of our business" he re-
piled, nonchalantly.
''Tell me about some of them. do SO love
stories of adventure when the story teller is the
edventurer. Tell me the very worst of them
ALL" she cried, with pretty flush of excited in
terest
"Um-um." he muttered scratching his head,
so as TO sort them over for the choicest; ''uin--
let me see-well, l was engaged to be married
once"
One was all she wanted.
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nUMOR OF THE DAY.
The Light. FIeecy SNOW.

The storm in its beauty watch all the day.
Till night comes at last and the clouds break away
Then take the snew-shovel and out doors go
To clean out path through the beautiful snow
Light" 'Fleecy." Who said sol IN say to his face
That for once in his life he way off his base
My back aches before have hardly begun
Light" "Fleecy!" Each shovelful weighs full
Somerville Journal.
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Converted from His Polygamy.

It'd Bits.
A native of New Hebrides presented
himself to missionary. accompanied by two
women, and asked to be united in marriage with
them.
'"fwo!" cried the scandaliZed clergyman.
Impossible; my religion forbids polygamy."
A few days afterward the savage returned
with only one, and asked that the sacred rites
might he performed.
"Bless US! Now have only one woman"
''And what has become of the other9"
''Me eat hern
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The Limit
Tfd-Bits.

She-Well, my dear, we ought to get the
children something nice for Christmas this year.
He-Yes. | suppose that's so. and yet money
isn't very plentiful.
She-Well / must know how much am to
have for this purpose. What is the limit
He tabsen:ly Flour dollars is as high as
generally play
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Olnniscience.
Durdette.

"Who was the wisest man in the world9r asked
the teacher. Solomon" replied a little girl.
Yes, Solomon was the wisest man. But there
is One wiser than Solomon; there IS One who
knows everything that has ever been. or is, or
ever will he, who knows everything. WHO'S thatl"
And the tail, good boy at the head of the class
thought moment and said: The London cor
respondent of New York paper" He got three
blue tickets
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Reasonable.


Didn't hear you call your dog some queer
name, Snooperln
"Yes, Snppit; call him Care"
'That's funny. Why do you call him that9'
because he kills cats"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-12-19

Washington Critic

Washington Critic.
An austere-looking lady walked into fur
rier's yesterday, and said to the yellow headed
clerk:
II would like to get muff"
"What fori7 inquired the dude
ITO keep my hands warm, you simpering
idiot" exclaimed the madame like thunder
storm.