New-York tribune., 1886-06-10
The TALK or THE DAY.

An ex.membsr Of the Brooklyn Common Council has
been accused of extorng tho OF $50 Some present
and former NewYork Aldermen must think that their
brethren In Brooklyn lived up to their oppor-
tuntes.
Chsmpoireau assists at a railway accident An idea
he says earnestly Is always said that 10 the for
which suffers the greatest damage In an acci-
dent OF this kind. Then why not 90 wltnoutt nero
after pr French joke
In the little Hosten 7age Of Segeberg there lives a
humble shoemaker name Honelach who has objected
2563 different kinds or beetles, 1890 being native and
1l73 foreign They all scientifically arranged anu
classified, and the collection is exceedingly valuable
one from scientific point or view. Although ne Is now
eighty years Of age, Honeacb is still an enthusiastic
student of beetles. and he probably knows more about
these insects than any man living.
1t risky thing to play tricks upon newspapers and
even upon newspaper reporters in Germany. AJovlai
sprit recently q Frankfort reporter scrap or
which was false IL was only done for JOKE Dut
saS ssrs % in the
found that he had made a mistake. He was waited
for , 900 marks Tor damage to reputation" The
parties have since so far reached common standpoint
error by forfeitiug a twelfth of the demanded
memo me impune lacesst' Is tho Journalists motto
everywhere.-tPal Mall Gazette.
The ventilation in the General Sessions building
trcmely bad. This is undoubtedly criminal offence.
When Buddensieks pedigree taken mt Sing Sing he
said that his regular business was that OF butcher
He kept at Lis regular business, it appears when he
went to building honses. The way somewhat round
about, but 1t sure one.
Mrs. Maternal (conversng with a friend at whose
house she is calling. is disturbed by seeing her little
daughter another part OF the room examining some
things" Hortense-" Oh, they're not so very dusty,
mamma - Harpers Bazar
instruction and board free for three months are given
TO learners at the Boston Young Womcns Christian AS
socation's school for house servants
"How is it, Mr.. Leader" asked Brown OF the editor OF
The Weekly Pedrine. that you seldom touch upon the
Won see in the pace,T feel that must write some
thing regard wnst every body talking about and
then In the second place, 10 occurs TO me that might
weary my readers II did write editorial about what
and s ID
Bogus butter is to be taxed pound II all works
we'll As 1t has already been taxed With being fraud.
deusion and snare it will now be sadly handicapped
in the struggle for existence in the human stomach.
The enthusiastic Chicago press declares that the
sylvia Ballet Is revelation DID anybody ever see
q ballet that not a reveationi What Is ballet
for II not for revelatoni-l Kansas Ci'y Times
If the taiors can't patch up their troubles, who cant
As tho craze witn certain young women is turning
from coachmen oysermen the brides Oh the way
to getting into deep water.
one who trequents the beaches in the bathing season
cannot help wondering how it'll that stout men get the
small bathing suits, and all the small, thin men the
large ones. A tall man goes into the water Ike
an when he strikes looks like inflated bal
loon There seems to be conspiracy among bathing
propretors to render their patrons ridiculous by
mis- hitting them. Observing the bathers as they
60 into the SURF Is reminded OF Mr.. Alfred
Jngles remark to Mr. Pickwck concerning the London
postmens coats: "Queer coats those-made by con-
tract-no measuringIny ser0us dispensaops OF Provi
dencc-al the short get long coats-all the long
men get short coats."-l Boston Courier
The Amalgamated Association is in predicamcnt 1t
oes not like the idea OF being absorbed by the knights
of Labor That is IL it amagamates 1t will have to
change its name II does not change its name it will
still he Amalgamated
A writer In Lend Hand denounces the domestic ny.
especially the sick room, and urges housekeepers TO
take him In season aud do FOL" him. II IL estimated
tnat healthy fly, In five weeks time. will produce
progeny OF 300 and II these keep on multiplying at the
same rate every month during the summer, without
accident prevention the result will be. between the
beginning of March aud the end of August no less than
g. 90 600 900 flies This arthmetica demonstrstion of
hy time is easily worked out In the words of Josh
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