Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1886-11-11
HERE and THERE.

Hotel walters are all believers in the
much discussed 'Andover doctrine. Hotel
Gdsette.
Mr.. Evarts recently remarked TO clerk.
Mark my words" and the clerk, though
industrious and willing, threw up the
place.-Puck.
A new book is entitled "EIold Up Your
Heads Girls" We trust that they won't
as long as they wear the present style of
hat.-BoSton Past.
The song 81 see them in their winding
way" must have been written in anticipa-
ton of the Waterbury watch. : Boston
Commercial Bulletin.
Every head liner in the country is pre-
pairing to use ''Seyen Up" in big letters
when the Chicago anarchists are hanged.
-Pittsb,trg Chronicle.
The heroes we read Of are not like
those we see. If man is born great, as
the world goes now, he must hustlearound
lively enough to stay great.-Neto ORLEANS
Picdgune.
A Boston girl, who dying lay,
Begged all her friends to meet her,
anu odiut my SlhSSGs, pray
I'd hate to cut Saint Peter. PUCK.
Some one ont west has invented soda
locomotive. To get the maximum speed
out of an engine run in this way, little
brandy, we should think, would be ill.,
valuable.
A. novel on divorce in New England
may now be looked for. William d.
Howells has been seen carefully OBJ
serving divorce cases that were being
tried before Judge Deyeps 10 the sunrepe
court in Boston.
"0conomowoe," yelled The brakeman.
"ctHnnor may walk, may he.n exclaimed
an lrishman at the other end of the car
AN faith, If yez name me, you'll have a
foine time maxim O'Connor walk whin
he's paid IS for this bit Of pasteboard. y
50. Paul Herald.
Codd--Fish-Sturgeon the record
of marriages Of Christ Church, Philadel-
phia, under date of March 9th, 1855, will
be found that Of John Codd and Mary
Fish, the ceremony being performed by
the Rev. William Sturgeon. PenasyL.
eaniG Magazine.
Chicago has crank whose one harm.
less mania is for tying For Sale" cards
to horses aud wagons standing in the
streets. No matter how poor or how
| elaborate the rig ne fastens the card and
walks on without waiting to see how the
owner takes it.
Pat Sheedy is reported az saying that,
since he has stopped drinking, John l..
Sullivan has got ''rather niggerish.n He
wears patent leather SHOES, high collars,
and very loud neckties. He appeared re.
Gently with a collar quite as high as any
that are worn by negro MINISTRIES on the
stage.
George B. Thayer, son Of ex Senator
Thayer of Connecticut, who started from
Vernon, Conn, on April 10th on biey-
cling trip, has just returned, after finish
ing 1924 miles ON his wheel. lie went
as far as the Pacific coast, made about
90 miles day, had no adventures, and
spent but 1915.
Three. year-old Edith was very much
interested in looking AT the colored plates
in work on physiology Aunty.n she
inquired, what makes the blood redY"
And while Auntie was searching her brain
fora suitable answer, Edith continued,
is 1t cause We eat tomatoes" Hlrysys
Bdzar.
i is said that the paper furnished
under the new contracts, III which thp
silver certificates ARE boirg printed, il of
inferior quality. IDsleId ii two there 10
but one silk tnrend running the length Of
| the hill, and there are NJ scattered sill
threads to be shen 4 expert says that
1t will not weGr we'll
II is not unnsual 10 lind ercs in fowls
killed for the table hut Il d nnusnnl a.
find chickens. This il sa.l, on pood
authority to hege happened in Emmi-
nence, Mo. whea i fully developed
chick. enclosed il a sort Of pouch, was
was found inside o hon that was being
prepared for the POI
The bishop Of Metlel.lahlla, B. O.,
was recently attacked oil tile rond nv sig
Indians. who had d ci3ed to rob him.
The bishop, who knew how to handle his
lists, knocked two down one after the
other, butted another, hi. fourth ia the
stomach, and thus cleaned ont the whole
gang without getting ont of breath.
More labor troubles, sighed Costi-
gan, putting on his coat, more labor
troubles; when will the laboring man in
this land have peace in his honest
rights n What's the matter ?" asked his
wife, another lockout ~ NO" said the
laborer YEARLY, "the boss has welded
and I've got to go to work again. -
brooklyn EagIe.
Where do you stand on the silver
question, Mr.. Steinbecker 2" "Vot You
mean3n "Weil, are you in favor Of a
single standard of money value ?" ooh,
vas in favor oof touble schtantart-
Won to buy nit and Won to sell nit. If
We haf only Won schtantart of value, we're
viii der profits come in 2"-- Eachaaqe.
A citizen of Seattle, Wash, has this
card standing in newspaper there /:
Whereas, have left my wife and her
board; whereas, have become attached
to another and more attractive woman. /
hereby give warning to the public that /
Will in future pay my own bills without
any assistance from her whatever. n-Nep
York Sun.
Customs officer-"What have YOU in
that parcel ~ "only my laundry. !"
Open it and let me See" Man reluct-
antly opens package, disclosing shirts,
collars, cuffs, &c, and a bottle. 81
thought you had nothing but laundry in
that paper. What's in the bottle p,
rrlNightcaps.n Pass on sir."-Detroit
Free Press. ~