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Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

VESSELS LEAYING THIS DAY.
Blk C o Whitmore, Tor Port Townsend.
Schr Kauilleaouli, for Kohala, Hawaii.
Schr Rainbow, for Koolau.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

4 Our Hilo correspondent writes
The rum shop at Hilo is a curse which
is SO very perceplble that even those
who desire 1.-THE moderate drinkers
now wish the plague removed. Nc
effort seems to be made at all to stop
those who have no license for selling
liquor Liquor is running the natives
here, but what matter is it if those
high in authority who get high them
selves sometimes, do not care how
quickly the poor natives 90 "where the
woodbine twineth." Let the natives
drink all they wish, and those who
favor liquor selling will see how many
less there will be of them when the
next census is taken.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

At the Bethel Union Church there
will be services tomorrow as follows
Sunday school at GAS o'clock, B, f.
Dillingham;, Superintendent. Lesson (.
"Esther's Petition" Services, with
preaching by Rev. E. c. Oggel, the
pastor, at A. M. Subject: 81 be
lieve in the Life Everlasting" the clos
ing sermon on the Apostles Creed
Evening service at 1880 o'clock. Sub
ject: "Water-logged." Officers and
crews Of vessels, strangers and all 9th
ers cordially invited.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

The schooner Emma Claudina sailed
from Hilo, Hawaii, for San Francisco
on March 9th with freight from Wal
naku. Mrs. w. B. Oleson and three
children, MIR, and Mrs. Folsom and
children, and Mr. Knowles sailed for
the Coast by her.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13
Pantheon Stables,
Corner Fort and Hotel Streets
Livery, Boarding, and Sale Stables

Carriages for hire all hours of the day or night
also conveyances OF all kinds for parties going around
the island.
Excellent Saddle Horses for Ladies and Gen
tlemen. Guaranteed Gentle.
Large and small omnibus for pienics and excursion
parties, carrying from to 20 passengers, can Away
be secured by special arrangements.
The Long Branch Bathing House Away
be secured for picnic excursion parties by applying
at the office.
TELEPHONE No. "a.
a4I-a64 JAS. DoDD, Proprietor.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

Down in Georgia they call tenn
.perance man who keeps private jug,
a jug wump.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13
III. E. MCINTYRE & BRO,
IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN
Groceries, Provisions and Feed.

IEastC orner Fort and xine
New FrcshC al
GmP Goodsd reds
anyp
Box No Telephone No 92
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13

P. S.-This is, we had better state, quite
voluntary and unsolicited.
II. w. d.
l.. f.. c.
Honolulu, December "a, 1885. Is3'h
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13
II. w. DRYSDAL.
LESLIE T.. Cliff.

We are yours truly,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
FRESH FASHIONS.
New and Becoming styles for Young La
dies aud Matrons.


dies eud Matrons.
The latest and most elaborate pro-
duction in the way of tniH material
is point lace into the web of which bril-
liants are woven. So far this costly
fabric has only been used for covering
fans
Pearl-hemmed plaitings, ruchings
and flat folds of Grape and other soft
materials continue to be quite craze.
They are a very pretty and suitable ad-
junct to dressy toilet, but look quite
out of place when worn with plain
morning costume.
A late innovation is a corset on the
tapis which should be tested with an
eve to health, which should always be
the synonym of style. The strong
point of comfort in these corsets is a
section just above the hip spring rem
dered elastic by cord of fine bOullion-
like brass wire, stitched in smoothly
and firmly, which expands or contracts
with the swaying of the body.
Bead necklaces are quite a Juror
The newest style consists of five rows
of imitation pearls, white, black or
pink, which are worn tight around the
throat, and are tied at the back by a
velvet ribbon of the same shade, which
falls carelessly in long loops, Some
times the rows of beads are sewed on
to band of velvet. When this is the
case the velvet must always be of the
same shade, not of a contrasting color.
Gray, turquoise blue, pale yellow, light
green and lilac beads are used in Q
similar way.
A very new and becoming style of
bodice for young ladies fits like jer-
sey, being plain at the back and fas-
tened down the middle with a close
row of very small buttons. In front it
is arranged in a series of very narrow
stitched plaits, coming down from the
neck to the waist This style of bodice
should be long-waisted; it is worn with
a deep sash tied at the side in two long
loops and lapels. The skirt may ht
either quite plain or slightly draped up
on one side.
| Inc tulle strlpeS covered Win stalk
less flowers sewn on as thickly as pos
sible well deserve their name of fiowel
ruchings and are quite success. The,
are worn round the top of low bodice
or serve as scarf-like trimmings, goin,
from the shoulder across the bodice ant
ending in the skirt drapery. They ar
also used for going above the bottom
plisse round the skirt, and thus hall
covered by the light drapery. Thes
ruchings are so light, so pleasing t
the eye, that at first sight one scarcel
knows whether they are made of feath
ers, down, fuzzled-out silk or flowers
Similar ruehing are arranged for tn
coiffure, by fastening them to the bac
comb and interspersing them betwee
J the muffs.-N 7. World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
EVERYDAY WORK.

Great deeds are trumpetcd; loud bells are
rung,
And men turn round to see
The high peaks echo TO the paeans sung
Ger some great victory.
And yet great deeds are few. The mightest
men
Find opportunities but now and then
Shall one sit idle through long day of peace
Waiting for walls to scale?
Or lie in port until some Golden Fleece"
Lures hfn to face the gale?
There's work enough, why idly then, DELAY?
HIS work counts most who abors every day.
A torrent sweeps adown the mountains brow
With loan and flash and roar
Anon IT'S strength is spent where is IL now?
Its one short day is DER.
But the clear stream that through the meadow
flows
All the long summer on its mission goes.
Better the steady flow; the torrents dash
Soon leaves its rent track dry.
The light we love is not the lightning flash
From out a midnight sky.
But the sweet sunshine, whose unfaillng raw
From its calm throne of blue lights every day.
The sweetest lives are those to duty wed.
Whose deeds, both great and small,
Are clCee-knit strands of one unbroken
thread,
Where love ennobles all.
The world may sound no trumpets, ring nc
bells;
The Book of Life the shining record tells.
-WdshtngtOn Critic.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
HUMOROUS.

Woman is not much of a philoso.
pher, but she is proverbially clothes
observer. Burlington Free Press.
kerosene oil is going up" says
an exchange. Undoubtedly, so is the
stove, so is the hired girl. .--New Hauen
.NearS.
The tomato used to be called the
love apple, but the young man who
was kicked down the doorsteps by an
irate father says he is loves toe-mar-
tyr.
"A woman in Bradford, Pa, while
sewing button on her husbands vest,
was instantly killed by lamp explo-
sion. Still we think il is woman's
duty to sew buttons on her husbands
vest.-Norristown Herald.
81 don't think any thing of Amer.
lean literature" said an Englishman.
'And don't cher know that the humor-
Gus papers of America are execrable.
Wy, some of them really make me
laugh. ."-Arkansa TraUeler.
A dentist who has received a CON-
pensation which he regards as insuffi-
cient, ironically asks his client if he in-
tended the fee for his servant. mo,
monsieur" replied the other, lit is for
both of you. From The French.
Mrs. Fogg-"Oh, yes, you can find
fault now; but remember the time
when you loved the very ground l
walked on" MIR Fogg-"And my af-
fection for the ground is as strong as
ever. It's the top-dressing that COM
plain about. boston Transcript.
"A Chicago girl struck pater famil.
las for a pair of new shoes the other
day. The old man drove up that even-
ing with side of leather and told her
that his salary had been cut down this
year and he guessed she'd have to get
the old ones patched.-St. Paul Her
aid.
-Enfant Terrible Dumping into visit
or's lap)-"You re Mr.. Noodleby, amt
youp' Noolleby-'Yes, dear, that's
my name.". E. T.-"Well, want to
hear you talk Noodleby-"And
why, my pretty dear?" Z. T.-"Cause
pa says you talk like jackass, and /
never heard one. The Rambler.
Things one would rather have left
unsaid: Tomlinson-''Good- Miss
Eleanora. Miss Eleanora-"But
you've already said goodbye to me, MIR.
Tomlinson. Tomlinson (who is al
ways ready with some pretty speech)-
Have /. really? Well, one can't do 8
D leasant thing too often, you know!"-
Punch.
A husband who had incurred the
anger of his wife, terrible virago,
seeks refuge under the bed. Come
out of that. you brigand, you rascal,
YOU assassini' screamed his gentle
companion. "No, madame" he re-
Piled calmly, Il won't come out, |
am going to show you that | shall do
as please in my own housel'-Frenca
Joke
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
ARTEMUS WARD.
A Practical Joke Played by Him on Two
Inquisitive Californians.

Inquisitive Californians.
''While Artemus Ward was out here
on lecturlng tour in '69," said a
Stocktonian to a Jester man, she won
ten dollars from myself and friend
by very clever practical joke, and as
have never seen it in print, | will
give you the particulars for publica-
ton.
Il was sitting in a restaurant on
Pine street, in San Francisco, enjoy
ing some oysters with a friend, and
was telling him about Artemus Wards
lecture that / had attended the even
ing before. | was repeating to my
friend some of Wards funny sayings,
when who should come into the res
taurant but a person that | at once
thought | recognized as the very indi-
yidual about whom | was talking. He
had a gentleman with him, and they
took seats at table on the other side
of the restaurant, about thirty feet from
where we were. DO you see that thin,
lank-looking young man over thereP
said to my friend.
"'Yes.
"'Well, that's Artermus Ward
"'What, that consumptive-looking
cuss Artemus Ward2 | think | can
Judge pretty well the character of a
man by his face, and it seems hardly
possible to me that that melancholy
looking individual can be the greatest
humorist of the world. I'll bet you the
oysters that you are mistaken; that he
is not Artemus Ward.
"'You may be right, said |, Il was
some distance from the stage last
night, and didn't get avery good look
at him; but feel pretty positive of
my man, and | am willing to take your
bet.
We'll. then, as the bet is all set
tied, said my friend, you go and tell
the person that you suppose to be
Artemus Ward that there is a bet be-
tween you and myself that there is a
certain person, and ask him his name.
| will, at the some time, tackle his
companion, and put the same question
to him. We will, by this means, make
certain of the name of our man.
9" Il then went up to the supposed
Artemus Ward and questioned him as
proposed by my friend, and was in
formed that his name was Charlie
Browne. Ny friend, who questioned
the other man, was told that the per-
son in dispute was, as | supposed
Artemus Ward. Your friend ha;
given YOU away said |. You are
not Charlie Browne. You are Artemu'
Ward.
"'Well, said the supposed Artemu'
Ward, you can either take my word
or my friends; but will bet you five
dollars that my name is Charlie
Browne.
"You ought to know best who yol
are, said |, but think you are trying
to bluff me, and | am willing to taxi
you up. | will bet you five dollar
that your name is not Charlie Browne.
'And I'll bet you five, said th
other man to my friend, that he i
: Artemus Ward
: "'All right, replied my friend. 'Thi
seems to be a mlxed-up affair, and Tn
willing to risk five dollars for the SAX
of unraveling it. I'll bet you five dol
lars that he is not Artemus Ward.
''The result was that we both los
: our money. Artemus Ward ant
Charlie Browne were one and the sam
person, Artemus Ward being Charli
Brownies nom de plume, ,"-Pacif
| Jester.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
One Dollar Per Year.
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.


General Grants son and namesake
still retains the ''jr." suilix to his sig
nature.
Oscar Wilde and his wife are CON-
ing to America soon, but he will not
lecture.
Mr. Charles Asbury, the postmaster
at Lulu, Ga, has four little daughters,
named Pearl, Diamond, Ruby and
Garnet.
John w. Oliver, the founder OF
the order of Sons of Temperance, is
now editor of the Yonkers, On. ~
Statesman.
-Liszt writes that his fingers are
seventy-fve years old, and that they
no longer play his compositions as well
as do other performers.
The first newspaper issued for Sum
day sale and circulated in the United
States, was started in 1925 in New
York, and called the Sunday Courier.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Richard Allen, the pioneer news
paper man of Leadville, Col, who was
afterward reduced to stringent circum-
stances, has made fortune out OF
mine in New Mexico.
William NJ. Evarts and four class.
mates fifty years ago started the "Yale
Literary Magazine, which is not only
the Oldest college periodical but the
Oldest monthly of any sort in America.
N Y. Tribune.
Princess Anna Murat, now Duchess
of Mouchy, granddaughter of stable
boy who became a soldier Marshal of
France, King of Naples, is by birth an
American, having been born at Bor-
dentown, N. j.. in 184l.
United States Senator Joseph X.
Hawley, of Connecticut, and his wife,
were models of affectionate devotion
and fidelity. The last words Mrs. Haw-
ley spoke just before her death was an
expression of her gratitude to the Gen.
eral for his tender devotion as hus-
band.-Haryord Post.
The Crown Prince of Portugal,
who is to marry Princess Amelia Of
orleans, has an abundant supply of
names. When he signs his names in
full they are Charles Ferdinand Louis
Mary Victor Michael Raphael Gabriel
Gonzagua Xavier Francis of Assis,
Joseph Simon of Branganza, Savoy,
Bourbon, Saxe-Coburg and Gotha,
Duke of Braganza,
in the distribution of slang Ameri-
can phrases "Do tell' and II want to
know" are confined to New England.
SIS that so, heightened 'indeed, ="
is to the unrefined American what $50"
is to the German. 1t is capable of con-
veying a dozen different meanings. 1t
was also in New England that "budge"
was seduced from its good old Saxon
meaning and conveyed into synonym
of intimate "Budgeo was never a
pretty word, and when it appeared in
such sentence as "She and your sis
ter are quite budge,' it sounded more
unwieldy than ever.-Chicago Herald.
VIII Carleton, the poet lectured
recently in an Iowa town, the bill.
! boards of which bore the legends
"Will Carleton, October 25." Later
Will Cumback, well-known Indian.
ian, was to lecture; but, as the bill.
poster never had heard of Mr.. Cum
back, he took it for granted, when he
was given the announcement "Will
Cumback, December H." that Mr.
Carleton was coming back; so he fixed
the old bill after the new one, thus
"Will Carleton Will Cumback Decem
:, Der IL. y Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
Partisan Suicide Statistics.


The French official report on suicides
for the Department of the Seine for the
year 1885 gives the following results;
There were 642 suicides or attempts at
suicide from January 1st to December
S1st. During the preceding year there
were 542 Firearms were the principal
means adopted, of which there were
225 cases; of these there were 100 for
Paris alone and 65 for the rest of the
department There were $50 suicides
by drowning, SS by hanging, and 152
by asphyxia; the others were effected
by precipitation from windows, monu-
ments, etc; 62 were effected by crush
ing or Ny poisoning. The principal
causes assigned are reverse of fortune,
failure in business, dissipated living,
particularly when accompanied with
the use of alcohol. Several cases of
self-destruction occurred among youths,
principally among collegians, and the
causes given display high degree of
mental precocity or immoral training.
London Standard.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
a COOL BURGLAR.
He Is Aware That Conscience Doth Make
Cowards of Cashiers.

He Is Aware That Conscience Doth Make
Cowards of Cashiers.
A New York bank cashier, who was
making preparations to go to Canada,
having occasion to return to the bank
after night found that burglar had
opened the safe, and was extracting the
contents.
Now I've got you. Throw up your
hands," exclaimed the cashier, drawing
his pistol.
"Bahr' replied the burglar, con.
temptuously, ''you keep quiet, or I'll
tell the directors how much money
didn't find in this safe"
The cashier recoiled with horror and
dismay at the suggestion.
''You had a mighty narrow escape
from catching burglar" continued the
knight of the jimmy. Next time |
come if there amt more cash in the
safe I'll land you in Sing Sing" and
after obtaining a contribution from the
cashier, the burglar withdrew, smiling.
-Teras SiftingS.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
"A Wellington (Kan.) paper saws.

"A Wellington (Kan.) paper says,
Beavers have cut down about one hum
dred trees. large and small, on Fall Greek,
Bluff County. during the past winter
and built complete dam across the
stream. They cut some trees eighteen
inches in diameter. and floated their
logs nearly mile down the stream.
They provide against dry weather by
damming the streams and backing the
water 50 It will not run out.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06

Just what particular style of ar
ranging the hair now is most fashiona-
bic would be hard to decide. Any
style, almost, is fashionable, including
the wig IN T. Mail.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06

While Mr.. George B. johnson, OF
Tattnall County, Ca, was on his way
home from Sandersville with his mar
riage license he was thrown from his
horse and his right arm broken. He
was married the next day to Miss Ruth
F. Price, and when they drove away
from the minister the bride held the
reinA
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06

Among the newest of art occups-
tons is painting on leather. The idea
is said to have been brought all the way
from the land of the Sultan,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06

Ella Wheeler Wilcox says: 'sThe
fact that man bears an excellent rep
utation among them is no proof that
he may not be the worst possible CON-
panion for q woman"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
The Fox and the Hares.

A Fox who was passing through the
Forest one day heard great Dispute
among the Hares, and he turned Aside
to find several of them Engaged in
Hard Knocks around Burrow.
whats all this Row aboutP" de-
manded Reynard, as he fell Among
them.
'Why, sir" replied one of the
Hares, "Our Father is Dead and we
can't agree as to who shall Possess his
Burrow.n
"But it is large enough for all of
you"
$50 it is, but that settles Question
of Fact instead of Principle" "
"Well, I'll take the Fact and you can
keep the Principle said the Fox, as
he took Possession of the Burrow.
MORAL: When the Heirs Fight over
the old Homestead the Lawyer comes
to own the Farm.-DetrOH Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-05-06
Nearly all the successful funny

Nearly all the successful funny
men in literature are graduates from
the printing office. Mrs. Partingtsn"
(B. p. Shillaber) was once printer;
so was Mortimer H. Thompson ("Doe-
sticks'0; so was Charles F, Browne
C'Artemus Ward'o; so was Mark
Twain ditto "Nasby;" ditto IN.
Quad" and Others. With all their hard
work and tribulations, the press gang
are a funny lot of fellows Chicago
Journal.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-09-14


Ths stories that anne from Msxico
raQnrdins special Envey esdeviok are
suasslsnily diaaraeafal and sulaaisniIy
usil authsntioaisd 70 make tie recall
Of that extraordinary envoy the aaiy Of
BecEstsFy Bayard. II be u not recalled
NE lnfeEsnoa muai Be that he admlnis-
traiiou i villina to sustain him and to
assnms the load Of Disgrace vhieh be
has br0aahl upon the name Of bic oous-
~. Il sedawick i fair sample % ne
men whom ths DtmooEntio adminiaiFa-
lea chooses 70 inirasi With dslioate AID
importani misai0nss the fewer foreign
imhFazlios we baoome Involved ia the
better Il vii be for TIE credit Of ths
Nation. II Mexiso wants 10 eight with
NE unilsd States, she viii never end q
better Opportunity than nov 10 begin
hostiliiias. The civilized world wsuld
Justify the Dias government ia demand.
i0a ne immediate recall Of Envoy
Hadgwiek, and evsa 10 demanding sat
isfacsioa for bis having beer sent q
paint lhs balls Of he Montsxamaa red
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-09-14


A aafutiny o. ihs list Of nomlnass for
Congress reported from dAy 10 dAy Il
sufficient 70 eonyiaca The most incfsdu.
loua thas the people are not satisfied
VIII The work done b. the Forty ninth
Congress Al the resent session. Both
tha Democrats and he Republicans are
veEy generally declining 10 renominais
their present Representatives. and TIE
next House viii assaFsdly have a very
large proportion OF new men. Under
the snilaencss that predomlnass Al
Washington = Representative i very
likely b think lightly Of The wishes Of
the people, bus when Oouvensioa time
and eleetian time come around, unFaish.
fni public officials ere forced 70 TIE con.
elusion thai TIE people have : eooa
deal 70 Dc With the conduct 81 the.e
UnilsA States after al.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-09-14

The Taoama Ledger gives the aedItor''
Of this payer credit for greater vsfaAlali-
~ % talent than his innate modeaty
viii allow him 10 aoseps. II the "sdi-
toEr Of She Lsdgss acts a. reporter. city
and ness editor, which his remark :
would indieate. Ne Land King must
pay hin Al leass one hnndfed dollirs q
month salary. The editor u The P0sr.
tsFnI1oENcsn, vas. ~ Tue Ledger Of
ne i2lh inst says, in Tacoma last week.
bui bad no occasion 10 60 tue or shrse
miles out % thas psacs to tha milling
town d Old Tacoma. which BY some
Legislative hocas pooua vas included ia
the corporation Of Tacoma. Even il he
bad gone there. The paragraph IN 70.
Gard % The ahuiling down Of the mill
~ thai plaoe. which appeared 10 this
paper. might not hsve reached Ais no.
tice. THIS paper desires at eli times 10
state facts, bat sometimes il IL betrayed
into error b. iAlss Information. saoh
vas Ne case IN ne present instance.