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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-20

challenge any man TO put his finger
upon any part Of the record OF the Texas
Democrats as represented in the acts Of
congress, that il not Ia accord with All
me reasonable Demands Of ell these par
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The Trials of a SchOOlmis.ress

Teacher lin mental ar;thmetic)-"If
there were three peaches on the table
johnny, and your little sister should
eat one of them, how many would BE-
left z"
Johnny-"How many little sisters
would be left
Teacher~"Now listen, johnny: If
there we're three peaches on the table
and your little sister should eat one.
how many would be lefty
Johnny-"We amt had a peach in
the house this year, let alone three"
Teacher-"We are only supposing
the peaches to be on the table, John
n.y."
Johnny-"Then they wouldn't be
real peachesi'
Teacher--'.No.'
Johnny-''Would they be preserved
peaches Z"
Enthusiastically not
Johnny-'Pickled peaches? 2"
"Teacher-''No, no. There wouldn't
he any peaches at all. as l told YOU,
johnny We only suppose the peaches
to be there"
Johnny-"Then there wouldn't be
any peaches of course"
Teacher-"Now. Johnny, put that
knife in YOUR pocket. or l will take it
away, and pay attention to what l am
saying. We imagine three peaches to
be on the table,
Johnny-''Yes."
Teacher-'And your little sister eats
one of them and then goes away"
Johnny-"Yes. but she wouldn't 90
away until she had finished the three.
You don't know my little sister,
Teacher-"But suppose your mother
waa there, and wouldn't let her eat but
one"
JohnDy~"slether's out Of town. and
won't b back till next week"
Teacher (sternly)-"Now, Johnny, l
will pvt the question once more. and lit
You do moi answer correctly 1 shall
keep you after school. If three peach
ct were on tho table aud your little sis
ter were to eat a of them, how many
would be left p
Johnny (straightening np(-"There
wouldn't be any peaches left. I'd grab
the other two."
Teacher COUGHING the bell(-sThe
scholars are o dismissed. Johnny
White will remain where he is."-New
York Sun.
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QHe Ibibp0aux 5tntine'
SATURDAY., MAR. IL, 1856.

.'Tnrn the rascnls OUT was one OF
the battle cries in the last Presidential
election, and >" fragrant had been the
turpitude of ''the rascals" that the coun
t:y cordially responded to the PROPOSE
ton. 1t was of course, tn he expected
that when the turning out began and
.'the rascals'' were being kicked by the
hundred into the gntier they would be
gin the business Of nd-slinging. The
only policy of the party of ''the ras
GALS now Gems to DO in the higher cir
cles of the Senate, and leadership to
hamper 10y any and evetv mean the
Pres dent. aud squander the precious
time OF Congtt>s in a personal and nAa
@ligrant war on the Administration, II
on the part Of ;le scullions. Withon
honor. shame 81 conscience, to co..coct
lies and SANDERS about the memhrr> of
the Cabinet. ,nd disseminate them
through too willing and eager rrceptn
cles of such political iilth-th- Re.ub
lican 1t I-sridom that SO
cau>eless and at the Sanetime so bitter
and INSCRIPTIONS y war has been made
on the personal charactsr and rrputa
ton of blameless mar as that wnged
by the hireiing press Of the Bel Tele
phone Company, and taken up Of
and aided aud abbeted by the mud
singers of the Repuh.i lean party and
now some %defamato,y gutter-snipe of
Washington is circulating through the
telegraph tho story that Secretary
Whitney is in somewise interested in.
or concerned abont, the Broad street
railway grant with that old ra-cal JAKE
Sharp, and that he is flying about tn
country like a common thief or detrc
tive, in cog, registering himself as Mr..
Robinson. OF such lies and ISLANDERS is
the warfare of the "Aicked-out rascals'
c'mposed.-States.
"Delays are dangerous" TIN
frequent Cough and gel cal Ian
gnor announce the approach of III
monary disease. which is promptly
arrested by DR.. Davis's Compound
Syrnp OF Wild Cherry and Tar, al
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rnary 1886. the following named persons
were drawn by the Jury cor:,nlssloners to
serve as grand and petit Jurors Tor the April
term oil saul CoHrt.
FOR the first week OF said Court to serve as
Grtnd and Petit Jar RS. beginning on Mon
day AFrtt 9th $50 hsio'oWs.
Williams Silnaei "a
= Ledei Alfred 9TH
3 Alexis It. just Jr. list
Adam George "a
Au"rt al 2d
bfue'rE Lee IN
i-rEano Cit@' i. IN
: "rrt Il 'Ft'i!h .hh
n'''f .'."'F oth
H. Il i"!h"t Ith
u Btfi@f' t'>rhf IT,
Ufa"cFt XVI t''t
t,lh"Plt.> alpteAer III!
Caftcf licaiN -hti
- Par hirtll"n ~
- fte'ttt EfiicsI otl
l. llethr"t btahlt-a'h ~
is tri>i"nni oir"P"ae I'm
~ I"''S firhrS -nu
~ Coulon jules ota
II Bourgenls j. n. 4th
- labor Albert oth
- jones rreu ISL
"A Chauvln Albert 4th
- Lagarde klghtor i2nd
50 Perkins John u. ioth
~ BOudreaux Leandre 2ud
% TOups Leo ord
~ Williams Richard iuth
. McDonald John 9Th
81 delivers James 9Th
~ Smith Charles ma
81 Marlborough Arthur md
"a Adam Aurelien LIST
81 Robichaux NJ. eth
80 Marlborough Avis Ind
81 Cunio AuguStiu Jr. End
80 Gilbert Lewis End
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TIE STATE OF LOUISIANA
Goth. Judicial District Court, Par
ish Of Latou!che.
CLERKS OFFICE

l, hereby certify that on the 4th day of Feb
ruary 1886. the following named persons
were drawn by the Jury commissioners to
serve as grand and petit Jurors for the April
term oil >alI Conrt.
FOR the first week OF SAID Court to serve as
tirtnd and Petit Jar rs. beginning on Mon
a--. - :. 49,
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'NIL| : !: +: ::: +; e: !: :: 8: =; ~: +: =; !: : :: =: s: =: ); !: !: =: 8: :; !; i:
=. more money in n few DAYS than
YOU etrf th"rgiit possible at anv busi-
w. Salitai not required. We will tart
y"". lou ran work all the time or in spars
~ ..%e oa'S' The work is universally adspted
'" hoy" = 1e~, Young and old. You can eaailv
earn from III crnt- to = every EVENING Th.,
all WI" want work may test the busines. ~
make thus unparalleled "ffor ; to al Who Ara
not wei! satisfied We will send 81 to nav for
Inc tron"'e Of writing a.. Full particulars.
d'fec'i"lis. ETC.. sent free. Fortunes will bc
Ma't "S nose who give their whole time -
DON delay. Start now Address Srrssoy 4
Portland. Maine.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
PiTH AMI rv,SJ.

"A Kansas man points with pr;,o,,
to the tact that his wife has worn
bonnet for twenty-five years. The f one
ing with which the wife points r. @ 81
husband has not been describcd.-0;ioan e
90 Tribune.
-Hc-Spcaking of their MARRIAGE. ,
think they both made a very Co.
match. She-How can you say es soa
Why, she's birthstone personifed. ana
he's a perfect stick. He-Brimstonna'
and a perfect stick-precisely the os
sentials to a good match.-PMsburas
Chronicle. S'
About sixty patents are issued J.,
women every year in the United States
Anybody who will notice what curion,
contrivances the dear creatures nv,
upon their heads and bodies need NOT ~ ~
told that woman is an inventive anim.,]
Boston Transcript.
-.Robby," whispered young FcatbI
erly, Ibid your sister Sadie get a notl
from me last night? 1t was written 81
pink paper" ~ guess she must hay|
got it," said Robby, .''cause when 81,
came down to breakfast this morninl
her hair was done up in pink curl-pJ
pers. "-Boston Post.
-''Then you are studying music thi
year, are you?" inquired a young lady !
her friend. ''How do you enjoy ite1
30, it is delightful. | have such I'd
practicing. Inearly drive Aunt Jan
crazy. Mother goes off neighbour
and l have the house all to myso]
Come down and hear me practice son
day." go, dear, no, thank you. II
doctor says l must avoid all unpleasal
things. Toledo Blade.
81 never saw such q man in all n
born days." exclaimed Mrs. Crimso
beak to her husband who had been ID
posed upon in a purchase she had /
quested him to make for her. 81 new
knew you to get anything without d
ing cheated."S "What, never?" Sd
Crimsonbeak, chestnutically. IN
never!' emphatically replied Mrs. Crij
sonbeak. ''Wcll, l guess you arc rig
I have always been suspicious of it sid
the day l was married" And then
opened the window to sec how far Id
have to jump to the ground.-M
Mon.
-"As usual" said Fogg, ..the b
took to ringing my bell last night.
went to the door the first time,
see the young rascals RUM
around the corner. 1t wasn't long
fore the bell rang a second time,
they couldn't fool me twice. So I
the bell ring half a dozen times with
answering it. This morning Mrs.
mother dropped in, in a high state
excitement. She said she, rang,
rang, last night, and couldn't rails
soul. Under the circumstances, 1 did
feel quite so angry with the boys II
a boy myself once, and you can't bla
them for wanting u little fun now
them Boston Transcript.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
THE EDMUNDs RESOLUTIONS.
AS Finally Adopted in the United States
Senate.

AS Finally Adopted in the United States
Senate.
WASHINGTON, March 27.-The Edmunds
resolutions as adopted in the Senate are as
follows:
Resolved. That the foregoing report of the
Comm tee on the Judiciary be agreed to and
adopted. The vote on the adoption Of this
resolution was 81 yeas to rs nays
Resulted. That the Senate hereby expresses
its condemnation Of the refusal of the Attor-
ney-General, under whatever influence, to
send to the Senate copies of papers called for
by it's resolution of the 25th of January, and
the Judiciary, as in violation of his official
duty and snbversive of the fundamental prin-
c piles ofthe Government and of a good admin.
lstrntion thereof. t32 to p.
Rcsolred, That it is. under these circum-
stances, the duty Of the Senate to refuse it's
ADVICE and consent to proposed removals of
olacers' the documents and papers in refer
conduct of whom are withheld BY the Execu-
tive. or any head OF u department, when
deemed necessary by the Senate and called
chell (Orc:h, kiddleberger and Van Wyck vot-
ing with the Democrats in the negative.l
Rcs0tred, That the provision of section LISA
sons honorably discharged from the military
or naval service by reason OF disability result
ing from wounds or sickness incurred in the
ments to civil offices: provided that they are
found to possess the business capacity neces
sary for the proper, discharge of the duties
OF such Office" ought to be faithfully and
fully put into execution, and that to re-
der whose faithfulness, competency and
character are above rcproach, and to give
service, is 9 violation of the spirit of the
law and OF the practical gratitude the PEG
pie and Government of the United States
and the integrity of the Government. 1855 t
Mr.. Morgan alone voting in the negative.l
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09

you understand-and was on the eve of
taking my departure through the side of
the most exciting canvass for years. when
he cautioned me to be very still. Then he
took the prize-cup off the end of the ma
chine, and 1 could look right into the muz-
ze OF the breech-loading apparatus, and
see dissecting rooms, and grave-yards,
world without end. Just as every particu-
lar hair on my head had assumed the posi-
ton of a soldier, the artist said that would
do-and thought it would.
Then he retired to a closet and com.
muned with himself awhile, and probably
prayed; for if ever a man needed to pray,
it was that artist. OF all the ald-headed,
squint-eyed, pug-nosed, snaggle-toothed,
lop-eared, long-necked, wapper-jawed,
hump-shouldered, hollow-breasted, knock
kneed, spindle-shanked, box-ankled, web
footed, ~pigeon-toed, gallows-bird that ever
inhabited this nightmare-ridden world, that
picture represented the worst.
Doesn't it look natural?" said he.
"Perhaps it does. Who is it,"
"Yourself!"
I didn't exactly kill him; but / pounded
him with a club until l hurt his feelings
~. X. White, in GoodalTs Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
A D~EsPERADo'S FATE.
johnson. the Nebraska Murderer, Burned
to Death in His Place of Refuge-His
Body Isiddled with Bullets.

Johnson, the Nebraska Murderer, Burned
to Death in His Place of Refuge-His
Body Kiddled with Bullets.
OMAHA, Eeb., March 23.-The Burt Coun-
.ty tragedy was ended during tne night by
setting fire to the barn and shooting the
desperate. who had killed two men, wound.
ed several others, and held at bay an
armed crowd of about two hundred
men for over forty hours. During
the darkness OF the night some one in
the crowd crept up to a shed adjoining the
barn and set fire to it. The Gagged murder
er. seeing that he was doomed. fired
twenty shots into the crowd in rapid sue
%cession, but hitting no one. The crowd re-
turned the fire from Winchester
rifles from all sides of the barn,
and the supposition is that the
murderer was killed before he could attempt
to make his escape. After the fire had
subsidized his dead body was found in a pile
OF oats. Both arms and a part OF both
legs we're burned off. Part OF his head had
been shot away. and his body was com.
pletely riddled with bullets. The SUPPOSE
ton is that he was wounded in the leg
before he ran into the barn, and hence he
did not attempt to escape. The desperado's
right name was Allen Wright, aged about
tw~enty-eight years. His remains wese
buried in a corn-tield.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
Opening the Prison Doors,

CHICAGO, March 29.-The opinion OF the
Supreme Court in the Mackin-G Gallagher
eases to the effect that punishment in
the penitentiary is Infamous and
can not be imposed in any case ex-
cept one begun by Indictment seems
likely to have a far-reaching retroactive
ERECT. An application was made before
Judge Gresham Saturday for a writ of
nabeas corpus by a prisoner who has been
i'll the Joliet penitentiary. He was ar
raigned under an information and SEN
fenced by Judge Blodgett to a term OF
years at hard labor. He O claims that
his commitment was illegal in view OF the
recent Supreme Court decision.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
Tortured and Robbed.

New ORLEANS, March 23.-At Tehula
Lake, Holmes County Miss. Saturday, three
men entered the residence OF Mrs. Mary
Schklnder, a widow, and bound her, as well
as a man who was on the premises. They
then tortured her until she told them where
all hermoney was concealed. They obtained
$l,30Ofrom her and 500 from the man, and
started off with it. The Marshal of Tehu-
la, accompanied by a posse, started in.pur-
suit OF the thieves. They came up with two
OF them in the woods near by, and a fight
ensued, in which one Of the Thieves was
killed and the other mortally wounded. H.
B. Jones, OF Tehula, OF the pssss, wal also
badly injured.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
Medical Advice.

Colonel Witherspoon, to whom we have
frequently referred as the meanest man
in Austin, has been in poor health for
some months past. The principal cause
OF his feebleness is his unwillingness to feed
himself with sufficient copiousness.
A few days ago, while he was taking the
air, he met DR.. Perkins Soonover. Wither-
spoon thought this was a good chance to
get some medical advice without paying.
Or it,
How do you do this morning, Colonel"
asked DR.. Soonover.
Poorly, doctor, poorly. For som time
past have been suffering from weakness.
AS you see, can hardly walk. What shall
I take, doctor?"
"Takc a hack" replied the doctor, gruff-
ly, as he strobe off.-Tcxas Siftings.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09

why an Interesting Bet Had 10 BE Can
celed.
The proprietor OF a small store, who did
not advertise to any great extent in the
newspapers, had his canned-goods empor-
ium plastered inside and out with the cab
alistic symbols, s. P. Q. r. He dealt in
almost every thing from hy-paper to qui-
nine. One day a long-gcared, melancholy
dismounted from a long-geared, mel
ancholy mule. and came into the store.
His eyes Immediately sought one of the
mysterious signs.
sPardner,'' said the melancholy man,
''to decide a bet l wish you'd tell me what
that air S. P. Q. r. stands Tor"
THAT. my FRIEND" said the proprietor,
glibly, 'stands for Small Profits and Quick
That's my motto. That's the
way / sell goods. way down below bed rock.
What did you think it was?'
"Well," said the man, with Il long sigh OF
relief, 'we've both lost. l Bet a ycarling
steer it stood for Small Potatoes and
Quack Remedies, and Bill Gibbons bet it
was Sick Rats Quickly Restored. So it's q
stand Off, pard, an I'm much obliged to
yer. I'll just go hum and report to Bill
Texas Siltines.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09

vest, he folds his tent like the Bedouin,
and as silently lights out for greener fields
and pastures not much used heretofore.
Iwent into one of these tents, one day,
and told the ~long-haired artist that he
might perform an operation on me, if he
would agree to do it painlessly. He said
he would give entire satisfaction, and
showed ne some pictures he had bought
at auction as samples of his ability.
"All right, my FRIEND" said 1, "iust
squirt your dye-stuff."
will you have a photograph, or q TIM
type?"
1t was then l learned that his hobby
was the tin-type; but | told him that while
the tin-type contained many features Of
excellence, and gave greater scope for the
use of his backing brush, yet, | was not
proud, and would be satisfied with q plain
photograph.
my photographs are splendid" said he,
and are mounted on the best cards in the
market"
81 should like to have mine mounted on
a horse"
"That is impossible, SIR"
ooh, well, just mount them on cards,
then; but mount 'em ona hush-a straight
fiush.'
He then placed me in q chair, and, going
behind me, he commenced to aggravate
my bump Of combativeness with an iron
instrument, constructed for that purpose,
and 1 was about to retaliate, when he sud-
denly pranced around to his ~ten-pounder
camera, and told me to look at a GER
tain place which he pointed out to
me. 1 looked, but didn't see any
thing worth mentioning, and told
him SO, but he told me to keep my eyes
in that direction, while he loaded up his
old fusee. l asked him if he thought it
would be necessary for me to take chloro-
form, but he said it would all be over in a
minute, and l would never know that any
thing had happened until l saw the result.
1 was somewhat afraid that the result
would be the most painful part OF the pro-
gramme, but I possessed my soul in pa
thence. He soon completed the loading
process, and then he pointed his engine OF
torture directly toward meme personally,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-04-09
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Il want me a coundenancc OF der cases"
said a German attorney to Justice Prindi-
vile the other morning.
"NNhat is that you want?" asked the
genial and mild-mannered judge.
II want me IL c~oundenance OF der cases,
you hafe or dot dockets."
what is the matter with calling in Il
photographer and getting the facial ex-
preston of it," said the Judge.
~ want me noting like dot. I want dot
complimented cases ahead file or tree
days"
"oh"' exclaimed the Judge, II see, you
want Il continuance"
"Yah, dot a der reason."-National
Weekly.