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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
Not 10 BE Terrified.

Mr.. Easy-You shouldn't talk SO much,
my dear. prominent dentist uptown
delares that women who talk the most lose
their teeth the soonest.
Mrs. Easy (tranquilly well, my dear,
shouldn't mind that very much. My teeth
have been troubling meso much lately that
would be glad to lose them. Philadelphia
Gall
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
uNSELEISHHES SS.

! love my neighbor. OIL. so well,
That with my nose I'D have him smell;
With NV own eyes III have him see,
And with my miud think thou gltS like me.
] love him so, his waVs I'd fix
In trade, religion, politics:
His thoughts, his deeds bis aims. IA hno,
I'D shape to harmonize with mine.
All would he let me love him go.
How smoothly all our plans would 20;
In everything beneath the sun
aCd my neiglibor would be one.
But oft times. when I st with him
And note his huInOr. sweet o. grim,
with disappointed heart ses
by neigh bor ia in love with n.e.
n. J. BUTdGtte, ia DrO0llLn Eagle
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
3RMS So A YEAR.
WHOLE NO. 286

there's ever a time when don't want any
mother-in-Iaw in mine it's when Pm busy
saving on broncho."
"Oh, Georgel I never thought you
would speak to me like thlt I-Oh, what
Is he going TO do now? Oh, he's going TO
tip Us over and lie down! Pun going TO
Jump out Don't hold me back"
We'll, jump. Ii you fee called upon
to break your neck, don't stop TO consult
me. l never Interfere with other peoples
business. You Amt OH my premises. This
Amt my buggy and this amt my road"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05

This Book Canvasser has Just stated at
length to the Texan editor that the life OF
a book agent is full Of misery, as he has to
do so much walking and talking every day
OF his life.
Now stranger" responded the Texan,
covering the wretched man with his six
shooter Al have had a sample OF your
talkin', let me see some o. your wallin'."
--ISiftiHgs.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
THE WINGED HAT.

Angelina has hat
With wings on every side;
Slaughter of the innocenis
Those pretty wings supplied.
Sign OF harbarity,
Sign OF vulgasity-
That winged hat.
The little b 'rd of beauty born,
With JOY IN every motion,
BY cruel hands is slam anl torn
For vulgar whim aud notion.
., the berbar.ty,
y, the vulEarity-
That winged hat.
Bridget too, like Angelina
Wears winged hat
WITH coiors loud. she is quite proud
Her sait, il tells you that.
Type OF vu'garity,
Tspe OF barbarity-
That winged hat
boston Transcript
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
THE BRONCHO.

Why Clara and George Now Patronize
the Street Cars in Preference to the
Livery Stable.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05

GEORGE PEABODY
1 his charming bride
J just returned from
their wedding tour and
gone to housekeeping
in the lOveiiest cottage
imaginable. Ev cry
morning his adorable
Clara, in the sweetest
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05

Charley HighHycr-H Hello. oil feIler. see
you are wearing your watch again.
Jimmy Tuiiboy-Yes; got it back yester-
Law.
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PRICES FoR supsrR1pr1nr

THE TIMES, Kansas City. No.
Special terms 10 Agents. 80
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1886-02-05
BRIGHTEST AND BEST.

Our itth premium list. COMPRISING over
|ltuQ worth OF presents, ~ now ready. Every
subscriber TO the Weekly Times nj ~ oo n
year, when order is received before April ~
1850, will receive a premium worth NJ reteji
from &lOO To 100. Pun particulars and
specimen copies free to any address,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
Teachers Association.

The teachers of Boone county,
will please remember that the As
ISOLATION will be held on Friday
and Saturday, March 26th and
9th The Programme az ar
ranged is rs follows.
FRIDAY NIGHT.
Opening exercise 7 o'clock p. m.
Speech by President I, +. Al
bright.
Essay by Mrs. c. NJ. Patterson.
Lecture by j. p Y. Huddleston.
SATURDAY MORNING SESSION.
Methods of Primary Teaching,
Mrs. l.. Il. Burr.
Talks by the teachers.
RECESS.
Methods of teaching Grammar,
by MIR. Lindsey of Carrollton.
Discussion.
Miscellaneous Business.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
Model Recitation i'll Geography,
by Mrs, l.. Il. Burr.
Methods Of teaching Arithmetic
by Arthur Martin and d. n. Nc
Curry.
Lecture by d, W. Edwards.
Miscellaneous Business.
NIGHT SESSION.
lecture by Stephen Dykes.
Essay by Mrs. Sullivan.
The monotony Of the exercises
will be relieved by suitable music,
Parties will select their own sub
jects.
j. c. Barker, !
WE. Mitchell, Com.
c. III. Patterson.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
DIED.

Sister Curronna Ann Mcmillan was bern
in Baron County, Kentucky, and moved to
Boone County, Arkansas, with her husband
Col. F G, Mcmillan, in the year 1879
Sister Mcmillan was converted In early
life and joined the Missionary Baptist
Church. in which she lived constant Nom
Der until her death, which occurred March
Bird 1885. She was n great sufferer for more
than twelve months before her death; all OF
which. she bore With patience and Christian
fortitrde. The writer wes often with hcr in
her affection and always found her trusting
in Gracious Savior; and when the time
Of her departure come she Ind nothing to do
only to fall asleep in Jesus. Changing the
suffering. Of life for the joys Of Heaven she
leaves husband aud sweet H,uIc boy with
II host OF friends TO mourn her loss. But
HalIeiujnh It's done,
.She believed M the Son.
She is saved by the blood
or tho Cru,iicd One.
DR. NJ X. UARr.
Valley Springs, Ark March 9, 1856.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
Senatorial.

To the Executive Committees of
the Counties composing our
Senatorial District
The gentlemen Of the Demo
cratic Committees Of Carroll and
Newton counties are respectfully
invited to meet with our Commit
tee at Berryyille ON Saturday,
April Bird, 1856, there to confer as
to the best method of organization
for this Senatorial District and to
take such steps in the matter an
may then seem best.
d. II. PEREW, Ch'm'n, Boone
County, Elk Com.
J. H. NEWMAN, Secretary
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
GENERAL NEWS.

Sewer county has been visited
BY Mormon preacher recently.
The grand jury Of Hot Springs
county opened Its daily session
with prayer.
Hot Springs will make an effort
to secure the democratic state
convention.
1t takes but six minutes now to
send cable message to London
and get the answer,
Lily and Blanche are favorite
names among the eolored children
III Southern states.
jay Could IS talking of suing
Gov. Brown for $1,000 damages
for each hour the strike continues.
The Bible Society Of Great Brit
ain has sold in nine months $780,
000 of the penny New Testament.
The temperance men of wash
ington county have called Il meet
ing for the both. They mean bust
ness
Desha county already has six
candidates in the field for sheriff
and the fun has hardly com
menced.
\ war between the rival coal oil
companies at Pine Bluff has
brought that article down to 5
cents per gallon.
The fastest talker in Congress is
sud to be Congressman Mills, from
Texas. He speaks at the rate of
2l5 words a minute.
One hundred and fifty persons
have been killed in Chicago dur
ing the past year by being run
over by railroad ears.
In Siam a woman who has re-
deemed her husband after he has
sold himself at gambling, owns him
thereafter as a chattel.
4 Building and Loan associa-
ton has been organized at Fay
etteyille 1t will assist wonderful
y in building up the town.
1t is discovered that the
Chinese last year shipped to this
country and sold to us $4,000
pounds Of willow leaves for tea.
A California Ghinaman says
they are manufacturing firearms
III China to equip force to invade
California and kill all the Irish
men.
The numerous reports Of labor
troubles from different parts of
the country will have tendency to
rather depress business of every
kind.
The exodus Of negroes from the
older skates to Arkansas still con-
tinaes, and the most of them are
settling on the Arkansas and Mis-
sissippl rivers.
Some one claims to have found
out that the bushel of corn which
the distiller buys for thirty cents
is eventually sold to the drinkers
for $1,000.
A suit over a hog valued at $12
has occupied the Osborne county
Kansas, court nearly 4 week, and
has entaiIed expenses that will
foot up close to $4,000.
Tie anaconda" mortgage con-
Times to hold its own in Scott
county; over one hundred of the
documents having been fled in the
clerks office during a recent week.
Dr. Theodore Cuyler told the
Yale students recently that he
had seen Gladstone kneel by the
side a common street sweeper and
pray for the salvation of his soul.
Mothersl Beware of those se4
crot robbers Of your baby's quiet
and health; those sleepless nights,
and long hoars Of tresome virgil
are caused by those terrible enc
mics Of childhood worms de
stroy them with DR.. j. II. Nc
Leans Vermifuge. For sale by
Vance & Watkins.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
Notice.

All persons indebted to w. J.
Bobo who fail to come forward
and make settlement before the
lst Of April will Ind their nc
counts in the hands Of Attorney
Crump for collection.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
Programme

Programme
For the meeting OF our Temper
enee Society at the NJ. +. South
Church on Tuesday evening hext:
Music by Choir;
Recitation by Oman Mccormick !;
Song by Cora Nicholson;
Essay by Addie Jones;
Music by Choir;
Essay by Mrs. G. N. Patterson;
Music;
Speech by Dr.. L. Kirby;
Song;
Miscellaneous business.
"A fine lot of flour at j. P.
Johnson's.
Get your school books at
Nicholson's.
The best canned corn at
Schweitzer's.
Cotton & Curd have repainted
the front of their Saloon.
Go see Phillips 4 Baker, new
10 cent glassware counter.
Anything you want in the
Hardware line at Phillips & Ba-
ker S.
Spring and Summer Clothing,
Shoes and Straw hats at Phillips
d Bakers.
"A large line Of mems boys
and youths clothing just received
at Penn Bros.
The biggest, newest, best
and cheapest stock Of goods III
town at Phillips d Bakers.
-Plowsl Double shovel, Turn
ing, Grabbing and Cultivating
plOws at bottom prices at Phillips
q Bakers,
Get your prescriptions filled
at Vance d. Watkins. They dis
Iponse none but pure drugs and by
a competent druggist.
We predict a rush to Penn
Bros. after the new styles'o mems
LADIES' girls and boys spring hats
III manila, straw, etc.
If you want to see something
nice drop into Ireutham d Wads-
worth's Furniture Store and look
at that elegant parlor set.
See the advertisement of the
Boone County Bank. This cor
Poration Will open up business in
its new building next week.
Take your Custom Grinding
to the Crandell mill and you will
find a good miller and get good
turn outs and the best quality of
flour.
John ID. Tyson still holds to
the Cash System and is doing
well by it. If you want the best
Cash bargains don't buy till you
examine his stock,
Get your fresh meat from j.
H. Jenkins. He has droves of
cattle and sheep, and intends fur
nishing the very best beef and
mutton IN the market.
Don't forget that Trentham &
Wadsworth are the only Furniture
dealers in North Arkansas who
ship by the car load, and are there
fore able to defy competition.
-Messrs. Stanuard & Dishongh
have fitted up an excellent sam
pie room the use of which will
be given to all travelling saIemen
who patronizo their Livery Stable.
Miss Laura Mccormick is
opening up large and well as
sorted like Millinery Goods in
Phillips & Bakers New Brick, to
sell at prices to suit the most
fstidious.
N-Schweitzer buys his coffee in
st. Louis, compare it with any
Springfield coffee and you will
agree with all who have tried it that
it is the best 7 lb Coffee ever offered
in this market.
Cunningham, Bradley & Wal
kor have the Crandell mill in excel
lent running order, and are ready
to do ell Custom Work. Parties
having wheat and corn to grind
would do well to give them n trial,
as it is well known that these gen
tlomen have control Of one of the
best mills in the country.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20

Having bought ont the Bobo
Drug Store aud replenished the
stock, we are now prepared to offer
Drugs cheaper than were ever
sold in Harrison before.
VANCE ~ WATKINS.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20

Tie politician has already be
gun to follow the seriptural sug-
gestion by being call things to all
men. -
This is no time to hide your
candle under a bushel. If you
want an office let the people know
1t by announcing in The TIMES,
Seed potatoes are selling now
for s. 90 per bushel, and yet this
is country in which over 800 bush
els to the acre may be produced!
Our neighbor says that we
are his superior in the handling of
gush as we'll as inyeetiYe, Next he
will probably blushingly admit
that in all other styles of writing
he IS vastly our superior,
Il "A large congregation was ont
ITO the temperance meeting last
Tuesday evening, and, although
several on the programme failed
to materiali2a, the evening was
Aspent most pleasantly,
IS, G. Spear has returned
from his trip to Springfield.
Dnring his absence he purchased
u stock Of groceries for the firm
Of Hopper & Speer which will
open up business on the east side
shortly.
"A stranger named Walker,
from Texas, died suddenly at
Bellefonte yesterday morning.
He was without means, but the
citizens Of that charitable little
town readily made mp the expenses
qf his burial.
| Mr. G. G. Rhodes has pur-
chased the Hardware Stock Of j.
Q. Nicholson, and, together with
the large supply which he is al
ready receiving from St. Louis,
will open it up next week in the
,brick on the east side.
\-The true farmer begins his
annual Wrestle with the Grisky
pillow handles about this time; but
it Is likely that many Of his bogus
brethren will be too basy this year
eniarging upon the wrongs of the
laborer to labor except with their
jaws.
Since the call for Democrat
ic Convention in this issue was
printed we have been authorized
to add theirto the names Of two
members Of the Committee who
We're not present at the last meet
ing-Messrs 4. ]. Roberts and
L. NJ. Rowan.
We are indebted to our friend
VIM. Mills for fine sample of
copper ore taken from his Searcy
county mines. He claims it to be
eighty per cent. pure copper, and
the appearance OF this specimen
certainly iu.tifies such an estimate.
1t is strange, but nevertheless
a tact, that parties extremely dis
tasteful alike to the Democratic
masses and the Wheelers are al
ready soheming to secure a nomi-
nation and afterwards an endorse
ment from the men whose every
principle they antagonize.
4 1t is understood that Coun-
ty meeting OF the " h1elers will
be held at Valley Springs on the
3rd Of April next, when they will
decide upon their programme for
the coming c0mpu;Iu, Weare in
clined to think thai the,r decision
will be wise and juiioiou5 one.
One Of the best spokes III our
Agricultural Wheel is that label
ed "Progre2s,' and We trust fair
application OF this principle will
prevent many FROM using their
influence tins year for the politi-
cal adyancementof old fogies who
have outliyed their usefulness and
become mere objects Of charity.
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20
Local 6lld Personal.

- Removed Phillips d Baker,
- =Weiner Wurst at Fasbender's >,
Fresh Saur Kraut at Fassbep-
der's
New Wall paper at the City
Drug Store.
-Qainine extracts ut the City
Drug Store.
"A new supply of the best CT
der at Whites.
Plenty of the best fresh meat
at Schweitzer's.
Diamond Dyes all eolors at
Vance x Watkins.
Go to w. H. Ceeirs for school
- books and stationery.
- Good Hoes for only % cent?
at Phillips & Bakers.
Timothy, clover and mill4t
seed at J. p. Jonson's. \
Nice assortment of Stationery
at the City Drug Store.
Warm meals and lunches at
all hours at Fasbender's.
California raisons-the best
you ever tasted-at Whites
New goods at Pettits. Go
and see the bargains he is offer
ing.
Real Estate Agent GarvinI
has been slightly i'll for several
days.
For reliable Drugs and pre-
scription filing 60 to the City Drug
Store.
Best quality of Paints, Oils
and Varnishes at. the City Drug
Store.
An immense stock of Ladies,
Gents, and Childrcns Hats at Jno.
ID. Tyson.
There is always joy in the
evening when the day has been
we'll spent
Jno. d. Tyson is now receiv-
ing his New Stock of Dry Goods
and Notions.
- Goods bought Of Cunningham
& Bradley will be delivered to all
parts of town.
Go to j. d. Tyson to get your
Spring Suit Il you want something
nice and cheap.
Vance & Watkins keep the
best line OF Patent Medicines in
North Arkansas.
Violin strings, Harps, Accor-
deems Soaps, Brushes, &C., at the
City Drug Store.
j. j. johnson has the only
complete line of everything de
Inanded Of druggist.
Vance d Watkins fine quality
of Letter and Note paper is DEF
cidedly the best in town. n
Go to PENIS for your goods,
and you will be pleased at their
prices and manner of dealing. I
The people who are the most
successful are not always the most
self assured of their capabilities.
If your dog howls all night
shoot him! Have some feeling
for your neighbors if not for your
self.
Smoke Promenade and Har-
rison Belle, the best 5 cent Cigars
in the world. For sale by all
dealers.
Try the Celebrated Crandell
A flour; handled only by Gun
ningham & Bradley and you will
use no other.
1t is bad enough to misuse ma
ture yourself, but encouraging
or abetting it in others is injury
and insult added.
Best quality of Paints, Oils,
Varnishes, Glass, Putty and all
kinds of Builders material at
Vance & Watkins.
Penn Bros have a nice line
N of Dry Goods, Clothing Hats and
Staple Groceries which they are
selling low for cash.
Often are those who struggle
and fail in life's ambitions more
worthy of the yictor's laurels than
those who wear them.
The most elegant bed room
suits ever brought to Harrison
will be on exhibition at H. w.
Johnson's next week.
There are but few people who
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-03-20

k-Messrs. Phillips & Baker
haye Strengthened their mammoth
stock out in their new building
and now have the finest and most
commodious store-room in North
Arkansas. The increased facili-
ties which they have found ueces-
.sary ever since opening business
speaks highly for their manner Of
dealing, and there is no lo1bt but
that they will in the future rs in
the past proftably occupy every
inch Of the space at their command,
Western cyclone., 1886-07-15
His Vinegar.

A hurried grocer gave a country man
jug of coal oil instead of a jug of
vinegar for which he had asked. Sew
eral days afterward, when the country
man came back, the grocer said:
my friend, have an apology to
make to you?
"How?"
why, the other day when you were
in here | gave you coal oil instead OF
vinegar"
Wall, I'll be blamed eff that don't
splain it. When we poured some o
the stuff on the turnip green's wife
lowed that it tasted quar-, but l lowed
that it was because she had been down
with chills. Vas. an l now un'erstan'
er nuther thing. split some on me
an er mint afterwards l drapped lit
match on my britches an I'll be dinged
eff didn't think I'd burn up fore l
could shuck EN- off. l thought that it
wuz the caperinest vinegar ever seed.
but didn't find nothin' quar- in the
taste 'cept it want sour er nuff.-Ar-
kaNSd IraUelerU
Western cyclone., 1886-07-15
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The Graduating Season.

YES" said Mrs. Richladie, my
daughter graduates next week"
Il understand she is at the head of
her clasp
No she said with some sadness,
''she will not be the valetudinarian. but
she viii take the salutary, and that's
nearly as high"
THE commencement exercises are to
be very interesting"
'.Oh, yes; Rev. DR.. Grace will preach
the bacchanalian sermon, Rev. Mr..
Mortimer will deliver the dilemmas, and
there will be other detractionS too
numerous To mention. - Washington
Critic.
Western cyclone., 1886-07-15
SMILING FORTUNE.
Kansas City Gets Another Big Slice.
Kansas City Times, June Is.

Kansas City Gets Another Big Slice.
Kansas City Times. June Is.
With the increase in the price of real
general prosperity of the city taken
into consideration, it is DO wonder that
she should get more than her share
of The Louisiana State Lottery Draw
ing this month The drawing came off
yesterday and ticket No. 1914 drew
the capital prize of $4,000. There
was nothing surprising in the fact that
lady in this city was so fortunate as to
have fifth ticket Some one here was
bound to have part of the ticket for it
has been demonstrated that money can
not get away from Kansas City, this
$4,000 making about $4,000 drawn
by residents of this city since Janu-
airy l.
Mrs. Anna NJ. Cross is the lucky
possessor of the slip of paper which by
yesterdays turn of the wheel entities
her to $4,000. She is widow, aged
about 80, and she has lived here for
| about three years. For the past year
and a half Mrs. Cross has been en-
ployed as book-keeper. and each month
has invested part of her earnings in
tickets. This is the first prize she has
won and the news of her good fortune
almost overpowered her. Together
with her daughter she boards at Whita-
ker's hotel. For the present at least
Mrs. Cross will continue to keep books,
and when she receives the money she
has sensibly concluded to invest it in
real estate.