Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1886-07-13
Various Items.

III Haal sal t0 - ...r ~
white-faced bumblebees do not
have rudders. '-
eb A wooden dish mandatory at Man
celona,. Mich, ships car load of
dishes day 4,a .ssE .a..- sra
Many people are busy in the world
gathering together handfuiofthorns
to sit upon. -sH'. sEi '2H2.A
Three things that never agree
Two, cats over, one mouse, two wives
in, one house, and two lovers after
one girl. -igH -15z-b T5" i-fi reh'
There are 179 200 bicycle riders in
Great Britain, SO, 900 on the continent
of Europe, and $4,000 in the United
States.
could never think well of a mans
intellectual or moral character if he
was habitually unfaithful to his APP
pointments. tai. .l,...r q. fru.r
People hire lawyersin certain cases
for two reasons. One is for the set
Element of disputes and the other to
dispute settlements.
- Shroudsl'' exclaimed an old lady
who was listening to an old see-cap-
tain's story, "what do you have them
at sea for?'' TO bury dead calms
in. .-,.. d. ,.r.r- ...... :. r--.as J.
An original way of answering two
questions at once: g Here, Biddy,
what's the time O. night, and where's
the pertaty pudding?" g It's eight,
sir.''
A writer says that a woman is si-
lent power in the land. TO this a
cynical old bachelor editor responds: !:
THAT will be news to thousands of
husbands" ....-- H.t ...'-R-
Col. VIM. Louis Schley, Grand
Secretary 1. O.. NJ. Grand Lodge,
Maryland, found Red Star Cough
Cure aperfect and certain remedy.
Price twenty-five cents bottle.
A ACincinnati judge recently charged
a jury to give the prisoner the benefit
of the doubt, but added -" Unlocking
for doubts l do not advise that you
go around the corner after them"
A lady writer asked: "Why don't
bachelors marry?'' That's so-why
don't they? Come to think about it
we have never yet seen a bachelor who
WAS married. It's lamentable, too.
A lady in New Orleans caused tue
arrest of a policeman for calling her
a woman" The judge, after care
fully dcliberatimg, decided that she
was a woman, thus aggravating the
insult.
The Chicago Ledger remarks: 60 In
every life there comes time when
hope is crushed, but the man who has
| 4 healthy liver and shirt that doesn't
pinch in the neck seldom gets dis
couraged." So -. .....
g Her features are not regular, yet
what an attractive face she has!'' 1t
is her beautiful hair. Once it was
thin, grayish and fading. A few bot
ties of Pdrker's Hair Balsam wrought
the transformation. 1t will do as
much for anybody. -. ....'
." Papa" said 12-year-old Buffalo
HISS " ueT paGernaI parent. c"0 you
tell me why President Cleveland since
his marriage with Miss Folsom, is like
an anarchist?" He gave it up, and
then she told him it was "Because he
loved Her(r) Most"
The manager of the Fort Wayne,
Ind. Gazette, Mr.. b. NJ. Holman,
says he has often read of the wonder
full cures effected by st. Jacobs Oil.
Recently he sprained his ankle, and
invested in cane and bottle of St.
jacobs Oil. The latter proved the
better investment, as it entirely cured
his ankle.
A correspondent tells story of
Congressman gathering around 81
pond in front of the Capitol and
throwing dimes and nickels into the
water to see fish dive after them
The thing is preposterous. If the
correspondent had told us that the
fish stood around the pond and threw
dimes and nickels in the water to see