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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Mensuians Pep, ONE Teef Tonic the only prepara
tion of beei containing lis ESIIRg uTRIrIous prop
ERIIEs. II eontans b1ood-nai8g, force generating
add sustaining properties, invaluable for Indiee
ticn Dyspepsia. nervous prostrafon. and all forms OF
reneral debility; also, in all enfeehled conditions,
wheiher the result OF ehanft ton Bervons prostTation
fruIn pulmonary Complaints. GAswEIia HAZARD &
Co. Proprietnrs New York Sold by Druseistas
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

posed the sole matters which should be taken
into account. In my opinion. arc the situation Of
the government IS q creditor and the eurest way
terest OF Its debt By recent decision OF the
supreme court OF the United States u has been
adjudEed that the Ia, Is ct che several states are
imperative 20 regulate rates OF transportation
upon railroads. II such regulation int9rferes with
the rate OF carriage from one state into another
This important field OF control and regulation
having been thus left entirely uninterrupted. the
expediency OF federal action upon the subject Is
worthy OF considerations
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16


HEARTH Unusu Of n
Smaof Back Deposit q ous % of Memoir hma
reon rsypo scsuse
@ 5y & s: sa cu the s'o an q ne 10Y
the ser have Now when
Is
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
A wonder In Books,

The Weekly Pioneer Press is offered for
one year, with forty five books in pam
phlet form. allpost-paid for $3.50. Hugh
Conway, Charles Reade and other well
known authors are represented. A sample
copy OF the Weekly containing full list OF
the books will be sent free to any address
on application to the Pioneer Press Co.,
st. Paul Mimi
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

II you experience n bad taste in the
mouth, sallowness or yellow color OF skin,
feel stupid and drowsy, appetite unsteady,
freouent headaches OF dizziness you are
t'bilious, +" and nothing viii arouse your
liver to action and strengthen up your
system like DR.. Pieree's Golden Medical
Discovery BY druggists.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
Sweet and Gracious Actress.

Fof good deed in naughty world,
done by an actress and without an
eye to the effect as an advertisement,
the Graphic ''Chaterer" says: IA la
dy who is lady in the best and finest
sense of the word, has been in the
slough OF despond and privation for
more than year. She is devoted to
high dramatic art, and her mind and
heart we're literally starving She
wrote to famous actress, saying she
was i'll, and could not afford the lux
lily OF seeing her unless a ticket were
given her. In response to her brief
note came charming one from the
busy, beautiful actress, enclosing the
best seats in the house and accom-
panyinga basket OF fruit which might
have grown in the garden of Eden
when the world was new. so fresh, so
beautiful was it. And when this
actress assumed another role
came more tickets and both fruits
and flowers to the invalid Isn't that
rs sweet and gracious an act as you
have heard of in long time? would
like TO tell you the name of this love
ly actress who is so wonaanly and
thoughtful, but then you would think
it was a puff perhaps was even paid
for ..in advance and that would
take the bloom off this little idyl,"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Delicate diseases OF either sex, however
induced, speedily and permanently cured.
Book OF particulars 10 cents in stamps.
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical AS
socintion, G63 Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
SILVER.


0nfing the fiscal year ended June 80. 1856,
~ rc we're coined under the compulsory silver
oo'psee act OF 1878 %. s3e. $40 silver dollars.
A'd the cost Of the silver used In snch coinage
= - W. AS. 960o1. There had been coined up
g sns close Of the previous fiscal year. under the
PROVISIONS OF the law. BOB es2. 55s silver dollars.
&c on Dec. ]. 1886. the total amount Of such
|Ss9Hafe WIS s24zs l3i $40. The director OF the
|<sns reparts that Of the time Of the passage OF
~ ~ % 1873 directing this coinage the irf-
Sli.>lt vaine OF the dollars then coined was 94iz
! - each. and that on the Dist Of July. 1856.
- plice o. silver reached the lowest staee ever
:. 70 that the Intrinsic or bullion price ca
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

is what E. w. Fairman, a druggist at Day
ton, Ind, writes about the sale OF Aliens
Lung Balsam. He has sold it Tor eight
years, and it gives satisfaction. Sold by
all druggists at 25c., Soc, and Sl.00 a
bottIe
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Laurel Division No. s. unborn, rank,
knights of Pythias, has been instituted IN
Red Wing and the following officers INSTALL
ed: Captain, George ii. Benton; first lieu
tenant, G. G. Davis; second lieutenant, c.
w. Barber, secretary. s. H. Haynes; treas
urer, J. w. Delano sir knight guard. Fl. A.
Willard; sir knight sentinel. f. d. Norris.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
We Submit Facts


In regard to Hoods sarsapsrla remedy for rheu
mhtisn, and ask you fyou ere afflicted with this dis
case 70 try the medicine which hhs 20 greatly bene
flied others. Huadrefis IF peopse who Suffered the
fortunes Of rheumatsra even in its severest FORMS
have been perfectly cured by Hoods sarsapsrla the
great blood purifier. Hcorrects the acidy Of the blood,
which e Ole cansc Of che disease and gives strength
and vgor toevery fart ofthe body.
MY wife has been troubled long time with iniam
matory rheumatism and bad last spr g that it
harf work for her to walk. she derived more real
help from taking foar hotties Of Hoods Sarsaparilla,
than from any other medicine she has taken" JOSEPH
F.GRHxs. First and Canal Streets Da,ten- Ohio
II used Ho dc ssrsapariIa last spring. and can
truly say it helped very much To those suffering
with bilious compla ints nervous prostitution rheu
matism, earnestly recommend It." Mis- E. CAR
PEWTER Kalamazoo, Mich.
Hoods SarSapariIla
Sod by all druggists. 81 sir for IS. Prepared
by C. I. HOOD CO. Apothecar'es Lowell, Mass
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Mr. Geo. Deuterman, New York city, sut.
iered nearly month with severe cough,
and having tried several remedies without
relief. finally used Red Star Cough Cure
which, he says, proved speedy aad effec-
final -
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

At the masquerade BALI Adm last week,
st. Jacobs Oil took the first prize Nothing
strange in this, as it is highly priced in
every family where used-especially in
ours.-Bieber, Cal, Mountain Tribune.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

James C. Wales, the cartoon artist OF
Puck, the Judge and other publications,
died in New York
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

At Buffalo, N. Y, the murdered body OF
Emil Penseynes was found in his room.
He was shot through the heart. His wife
is suspected.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Aliens iron Tonic Bitters build up and
tone the system. All genuine bear the sig
nature OF J. p. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul,
MINI.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

John Hamden OF London edits and pub
fishes a magazine in which he tries to dem
onstrate that the earth is fiat.
Sir Edward Cecil Guinness, the great ale
man, gave Mr.. Pursar, manager OF his
brewery. a check for 100000.
The Cohoes and Waterford N. Y. knitting
mills owners advertised for TO- 900 skilled
operatives, guaranteeing permanent em'
ployment and good wages.
Supt. David Coleman, OF the Burlington
& Northern, died at Topeka.
The Partido Liberal OF Mexico, repre-
senting the views OF President Diaz, speaks
in very cordial tone OF the United States
in discussing President Cleyeland's mes
sage.
Henry James viii live in his villa at
Florence. Italy, this winter.
StainbuloH, the Bulgarian patriot. is
only thirty-seyen, and is a robust, energetic
man.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

The best ough medicine is Pisos Cure for
consumption. Sold yerywhere--25cts.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
SYMPI0MS;
: WARMERS SAFE CURE
CONSUMPTION:

GUNSUmPIUN % % az @
ura knees n lungs
w1ibe the impove mem a
some
has
all
UfuM HRnllSi
ore e o S
hiEUMAItSMs
ey fir,f acuo o. mach an 0d
o
gravel and stone challenges cornpa
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Warmers White Wine OF Tar Syrup the great
cough aud consumption cure. All druggists.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Is one preparation, and produces pei.
manent color. Buckingham Dye for ths
Whiskers.
A sale and certain remedy for throat ami
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
more Than an Other Lang Remedies,

President Cleveland has at last decided
to call his country place "0akyiew.p
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

A rumor thatthe Farmers and Mechan-
les Savings Bank OF Minneapolis was in f.
nancial trouble is promptly denied by the
trustees.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
CUSTOMS coLrrnlIn,s

a DO6I OF SUIlR
The great number of suits now PENDING in I've
onit States courts for the Southern distrie, ~
New fork, growing ont OF the collection OF cus-
toms revenue a: the port of New York ana the
hnssoer OF such suits that are almost daily IN.
stituted, are certainly worthy the atte,,iion (,
the congress. These legal controversies h,ssd
upon conhictinS views by importers and theeal-
rector as TO the Interpretation of our nressnt
complex and Indefinite revenue laws. might r.
ilsfgeiy ooyiated by an amendment OF those lava
Dus penellng sOch amendment the nrese,,, CO..
uition CT this litigation should be relieved irhc
e a now pending about =, 500 of these sn,ts
more than 100 have been commenced vstrt,sn
ehe pass eighteen mouths, and MANY OF the oth
nave oeeil az issue for more than twenf
gcair, these Delays snbject the govern uent 10
loes OF evidence and prevent the preparation
necessary TO defeat unjust ana deti-
t tlV0s ciAlnis, While constantly accruine
insesest threatens TO double the de-
nands fnvcived In the present candltlon
OF all the dockets of the courts well filled VII
nlvate suits, and with the force allowed ~, ais
ttict attorney no greater than is neces -ary h,
tle ordinary and current business of his ,i,ie,
These inlaous lltigations cannot be ,.nns.d .rs9r
IA oetauie or the adoption by congress of a ulan
ior the general reorganization of the FEDERAL
courts. rs has heretofore been Recommended !
uss inc pfopre OF passing law PERMITTING
~ .le appointment OF an additional federal iud.e
IL the district court where these goyer.,.,,er.
suits have accumulated. so that by Continuous
sessions OF the courts devoted 10 the trial "a
s-lese cases they may be determined IL Is entire
~ piain That great saving TO tie government
would De accomplished by such q remedy ana
the sultors who have honest claims ,yonla nnr
be denied Justice through delay.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

France and Mexico have concluded
commercial treaty.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
MARKETs
cHrcAeo--No. spring wheat, 77Ee; n

CHrcAGo--No. spring wheat, 77ke; No.
3 spring wheat, roc; No. red wheat, 7Sc;
No. corn, 37c; No. 2 oats. 26ac; No.
rye, soc; No. 2 barley, 53zc; flax seed,
92kc; prime timothy seed, S1.76@1.77;
mess pork, $1o.S2k; lard, s6.05.
MINNEAPOLIS. Wheat, No. hard, Zoe;
No. Northern, 74c.; No. 9 Northern, re.
Corn-39 to 39k. oats-No. 2 white, rs
to 2SKc. Hay, wild, Ss.25 to $3.50. Rye,
No. 9 4Sc. No. 8, so. Flax seed, No. i, SO
TO sac.
MnwAuKEE, Wheat, 75Zc. Corn, No. 2,
SIC. Oats, No. 2, 53c. Rye, No. size.
Barley, No. 2. SIC. Pork. Slo.s2k. Lard,
s6.05. Butter, IS@22c. Eggs, 21@22e.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

o. w. Sweetzer's shoe factory, Brockton,
Mass, was burned. Loss, $165, 600.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

our stsndsrd silver dollar ar that Dat. -.
tnan ~ cents The price ~ sti~as m@s less
- tess Was such AZ to make The a., ~.
tntttnale1tly worth az cents ench The. ,sss
snces "a value Of the coins 4enress. Ssl ~
49, -. a.,s.s n The price Of ALIVE srS
10y osIsAiniy 90 not indicate that
- '.1ss.e ~ eoe government ENHANCED the 49,,
vsine Livery fair aud legal effort has 49,, =. lss
~ she .reasury department 10 disfrSbnsa ,fss
TnriIeney among the people The ,sithsre s'ii
S.asou ptaSts treasury notes OF ssnsll -
,tlestons ana the Issuing 81 small eilver 81
49, 49,. sesrIee yea 70 IN the endeavor 10 aee,,t,
49, 49, tesais "a obedience TO the will aad ,
s.N VI me representatives OF the people in
tSesa so; IN NOV. e, 1856, the people held az
.hese cons or certificates representsno ,s -
san nominal sum OF Sl66. 373nif ana - 4, q,
S,s,soL5lo Ia the treasury al $1,000
aDS 49, 49, = ~ ,O35 in the hands III the ,,e,,
u = .-,oe2,5 $40 remaining In he treaanJss. -
sSai ago ne director OF the mint agei,, ,,, ons
s ~ nesessity OF more vault room for Iha 49,
49, ol storing these silver dollars ,rhics, -.
my neeueo Tor circulation by the pcoplr ~
SUSPENSION URGED
= nave seen no reason to change the vfe,vs a.,
pIssseu N fny last annual messare ~, ~ 80
lect Of compulsory coisaxe and again
saspension on all the grounds Contained s5 ,ss
.nteI Recommendation, reinforced nv ti.s 80
~ .'neSns increase OF onr gold exporfations dsr
.t ~ sne last year. as appears by the cnS..,ssa
ave statement herewith presented ana far Ike
lettnsf reasons thai tie more tits err,,,,,, -
u.s.tiputeu among the people the graater re-
comes our duty TO protect il from tissaster. .h
We now have abaadaace Tor iii orr ,sae sns,
.nat there seems but little propriety IN bnid,na
s1uits 70 store such currency whes me o,iS
Pfetense Ter Its coinage Is the neesssif,, - a.
ese ny the people rs a circulating medium
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

DR.. w. L. Yaw, of Minneapolis, died at
Cedar Falls, Iowa.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Mrs. Kate Chase is trying to sell her
country place near Washington.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

About 81 900 worth OF clothing has beer
received at Argyle for the hail sufferers.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
Mem and Momen in IIre.s Prime

Ezekiel p. Greenleaf OF Boston has given
$50, 900 to Harvard colege-and is dead
md happy.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

David Sibbet, postmaster at Barnard,
Kan, has held Office since 1858.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

% 5i.s2s.0Js al
md June so. 1887,
) Oct. I, 1856. with
81 the remainder OF
3.000,Oe0. The OK
id estimated for the
0,0O0--indicatin ar
& e close Of the year Of
value os the expnr.s
foreign countries our
oilOwss
Fer the Year Ending
the Sc. 1856. Juao5o, 1855
IS. g6&,52s % S726. CSa. 4l6 90
1854 30i 70 Is, 5D8. 800 0e
a2.e52.l9I 90 s,477,ss2 %
2a.5Il,21e 90 s3,75s. 6ss 90
4 or leading exports dur
sar, a. compared with tia
mediate y preceding. is here
information botnfntcrest-
-For Year EDdine--@
5aus 80. 1886 june 80. 1885.
= "a s2le. o4a57e s2Is7oac4s
' s@4 = so.424eos 24.7s7. sos
~ I25. SIG. $50 leo. $40. S2i
q a go s0,C25.2I6 l07,332.456
800 turine the last fiscal year. as com,
81 ~ prssjous year. were as follows:
-. ssss' 4S6. 1876 S57a, $40. o53 80
0.735,34 26.6yl .696 90
1850 07 16.55o,e27 90
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

t ~ mefehants ana mannsactrs... -
TIE AGO., h,eent Of direct sesvica ~
te Republic and for ss
s. = 70 the empire Of Brazil ana tbe ~
-, \. voln inenoed 70 your consideratls,, t
uhty 70 provide the means ~ rs,stai
scailltoleation which our Commerce r.<a,,,
-s..,, VIE prudent forecast Of fesnlts che 49,
ose.s..slvn o. y may lead TO stfmuIaied inier
$500 ana become the harbineer al nroffthla
80 ss-'o which win open new avss,nas
~ on. nc disposition OF the prod,,ets
~ our industry. The eircutnstancA5 ~ s ~
~, - AZ The FAR south Of our conttner ara
- 70 invite our enterprise and affara re
rssiunae q SUFFICIENT advantages 70 trstjfS ~,
ehott TO bring about the closer yeiat5an
,S Rrealef freedom of comrnunfnafioS, sehS,3d
ss sSL 70 establish. / suggest that ~ dI,'tSn
s.asnsu from grant or subsidy for tha ,,,ara
ts o. any line OF trade or travel vrl,stSxer
n 1919. may pc required TO secure addifionai
s pIseai services necessary and proper ana nne
v .,..ss nttalnable should be REGARDED ~
sr,h me liis OF legitimate compensation for
sesa service The extension Of the free deIiverv
Ssl'iee as suggested by the postmaster gep.rai
t ,,%5 aetetoiore received nv sanction and IN -
s ~ " nopsd suitable enactment nav soon Ia
ssesea upnr The request for an appropristlon
ssaiuelshs 10 enable the general inspectian al
s sout Gloss oflces has my approbatfon I re-
sSM NY approval Of the recunnne ntation M tha
postlnastef general that another assfstaYit IL
htoikioeq FOR the postoffice department. and 7
800 your attenttan to the seyerai other rec
Ia Bie
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Pisos
Remedy for Catarrh. BY druggists, 80 cts.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

The secretary OF the interior suggests change
in the plan for the payment of the Indebtedness
of the Pacific suts idized roads TO the govern
ment His suggestion has the unanimous en-
dorsement OF the persons selected by the gov
eminent TO ACT as directors OF these roads and
protect the interests Of the United States IN the
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16

On the 4th of March, 1885, the current bush
ness of the patent Office was on an average
five and a half months behind, At the close of
the last fsca. year such current work was but
three montha in arrears and 1t Is asserted and
believed that in the next few months the delay
in obtaining an examination of an application
for a patent will be but nominal. The number
of applications for patents during the last fiscal
year, Including reissue. designs, trade marks and
labels equals 4O,65S. which is considerably in
excess OF the number received during the pre-
Getting year. The receipts of the patent Office
during the year aggregated 81. 25o. 1915 so. leav
ing in the treasury over and above all expenses
about S1G,370.17. The number of patents
granted during the last fiscal year, including re-
issues trade marks, designs and labels, was
25,619-a number also quite lar gely in excess of
that OF any prect ding year. The repcrs OF the
commissioner shows the Office to be in a pros
porous condition, and constantly increasing in
its business No increase Of force is asked for.
The amount estimated. for the fiscal year
ended June 30, 1856. was $500. 760.
The amount estimated for the year ending June
so, 1887, was $3.50. 900. This amount estimated
for the fiscal year ending juno 80, 1888. is
S773, 20.
THE PACIFIC RAILROADS.
The secretary OF the interior suggests change
in the plan for the payment of the Indebtedness
Of the Pacific suits idized roads TO the govern
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1886-12-16
impaired EYE. SIGRT:


of with "Warners SAFE Cure" their eyesgh
best occusts country that half III
bad upon examination he discovers victims of kid
that the reason why people complain of failing
scious Themselves their been OF order
is gradually running the system
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-04-01

PERKS OF THoUGHr.-Walk IS If
you were conscious that your body
has Q soul in IL.
II 9 lie viii bear examination in
every hour. it is pure indeed.
II anyone says i'll Of you. let your
life be so that none viii believe him
He who strives afser long and
pleasant form of life. must seek to
attain continued equanimity.
A celebrated writer says I'VE
never see tear in the eve but We
are reminded Of a warm heart"
Whatever else we neglect, let US
keep up the habit of communion with
God. Prayer is the key of the posi-
ton.
If man empties his purse into his
head, no man can take it away from
him. An investment in knowledge
always pays the best interest,
Let every man take care how he
speaks and writes Of honest people
and not set down at a venture the
FIRST thing that comes uppermost.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-04-01

THE CoDFIsH.-This tropical bird
very seldom wings his way So far west
as Wyoming. He loves the sea breezes
and the humid atmosphere of the At
lantic Ocean, and when isolated in
this mountain cline pines for his ma
tive home.
The goldfish cannot sing, hut is priced
for his beautiful plumage and seiuc-
tive odor.
The goldfish OF commerce is devoid
Of digestive apparatus and is more or
less permeated with salt.
Goldfish on toast is not SO expensive
as quail on toast.
The goldfish ball is made Of the
shattered remains of the adult mixed
with the tropical Irish potato of COM
merce.
The Goldfish has a great wealth Of
glad, unfettered smile. When he
laughs at anything he has the same
wide waste OF mirth and back teeth
that Mr.. Tslmage has. The Wyoming
coifsh is generally dead. Death in
most cases is the result of exposure
and loss of appetite. No one can
look at the goldfish CT commerce and
not shed a tear. Far from home. with
his system filled with salt, while his
internal economy is gone, there is an
air OF sadness and home sickness and
br!ny hopelessness about him that no
one can see unmoved.
1t Is in our home life, however. that
the goldfish makes himself felt and
remembered When he enters our
household We feel his all pervadine
presence. like the perfume OF wood
violets or the seductive odor of a dead
mouse in the piano.
Friends may visit US and 80 away
to be forgotten with the advent OF new
faces, but the cold, calm, silent corpse
of the goldfish cannot be FORGOTTEN.
It's chastsned influence permeates the
entire ranch. 1t steals into the parlor
like an unbidden guest and aavors
the costly curtains and the high
priced Iambreauins. 1t enters the
dark closet and dallies lovingly with
our swallowtsil coat. Il goes into
your sleeping apartment and makes
home in your glove box and hsadker-
chief case.
That is Why we say it is a solemn
thing to take the life Of cod6sh.
We would not do il. We would pass
him g thousand times, 40 matter how
fsf0cious be might Be, rather than
take his life and have oug eass hap
py asns hssstsd forever ~ his M
hslf StsssasA.