Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-02-08

. Unless you are an migrate infinite YOU
will treat her well. You will treat her bet
ter than any enc in the universe except
-FOUR God. Her name will have in it more
music than in all that Chopin or Bach OF
Rheinberger composed. Her eyes, swol
len with three weeks of night watching
bver child with scarlet fever, will be to
sou beautiful as a Msy morning. After
be last rose petal has dropped out OF her
Meek, after the last feather of the ravens
wing has fallen from her hair, after across
Der forehead and under her eyes and across
Der face there are as many wrinkles as
here are graves over which she has wept
jou will be able truthfully to say, in the
Eords of Solomon's Song: Behold, thou
lrt fair, my love! Behold. thou art fair !
And perhaps she may respond sppropri
ttely, in the words that no one but the
RSrehlass Robert Burns could ever have
bnnd pan or ink or heart or brain to
Nrite:
"Johu Anderson, my 10, John,
We clamb the hill theRithEr:
& And mOny a canty day, John,
We've had WI ane anither.
= Now we maun tottsr down, John,
But hand In hand we'll go;
And sleep thegither at the foot
John Anderson, my io."
IL any one sssail her good name you will
hSH hard work to control your temper and
If S,u should strike him down the ain
WILL NOT BE UYPARDoYABLE.
By a complete q surrender asthe universe
eve, saw, except that Of the Son of God for
You, salvation and mine, she has a first
mortgage on your body, mind and soul and
the mortgage is foreclosed, and you do not
mon thoroughly own your two eyes or your
two hands than she owns you. The longer
the purney Rebekah makes and the greater
the isks of her expedition on the back of
the amels, the more thoroughly is lsaac
bouM to be kind and indnlgant and
woroy.
NV, be honest and pay your debts,
Youpromised to make her happy. Are you
making her happy? You are an honest
MANN other things, and feel the impor-
tauo of keeping a contract. If you have
indued her into g coDiugal partnership
unde certain pledges OF kindness and val
usbl attention, and then have
fsile. to fulfill your word, you de,
sery, to have suit brought against you
for Citing goods under false pretences, and
thenyou ought to be mulcted in large
amont OF damages. Review now all the
tne, beautiful, complimentary, gracious
and lorious things you promised her be-
fore carriage, and reflect whether you have
kept 5 our faith. Do you say, "Oh, that
was 81 sentimentslism and romance and o
Joke, and that They all talk that way!
VII, let thai plan be
TRIED or YOURSELF!
Suppse am interested in Western lsnds,
aud ifll your minds with roseste specula-
ton, md tell you that q city is already
laid at on the form that pIopose to sell
YOU, nd that new railroad will run close
BY an have depot for easy transportation
Of thtcrops, and that eight or ten capital
lists se going 10 put up fine residences
| closely, and that the climate is delicious.
and lat the ground, high up, gives no
room for malaria, and that every dollar
plant5 will grow up into bush bearing
! ttsn gF~au.J dollarJ, gnd ny speech gIoWa
yitbS husissm until you rush oil with me
to al attorney to have the deed drawn and
tim money paid down and the bargain
conieted. You can hardly sleep nights
becase Of the FL Dorado, the EIysium,
upon which you are soon TO enter. 1ou
give 10 ycur home at the East, you bid
good55e 10 your old neighbors aad take
the tlin, aud alter many days journey,
you arrive at a quiet depot from which you
take swagon thirty miles through the will
Ge.nes and reach your new place. You
sec a tan seated on wet log in swamp
and shkirg Ei,L tie fifteenth attack OF
chills nd fever, and ask him who he IS,
He say: Il an q real estate agent, hsy,
ing incharge the property around here;
You aa him where the new depot is. BE
tells 20 that it has not yet been bailt, bat
70 dout will be if the company get their
bill for he trscE through the next LeghIs'
ture rou ash him where The new city Is
laid out lie says with chsttering teeth
III youRill wait till this chill is of, will
show it you OH the map have in my
pocket.' You ask him where the capital
lists as going to build their line
houses, aud L9 says: Somewhere
along to.e loRlsnds out there bJ
those Yoo3a, when the water hs!
besn draned of. That night you sleep 10
the hnt the real estate agent, aud though
YOU pra, for everybody else yoI do no
p:ay .or re. Being more fortunate thar
many Mel who 20 out in such circumstan
ces, you lave money e1ougb 10 get back
and YOU c,me to me, AMI %. # breath II
your indHnati0u, you say tou Lay
sgipdled ne out Of everything. What d.
You mean in deceiyily me about tia
western p.optrty" "Ol,' | reply, fha
WA ali rjy,t mat vas seniG.cGtai!sE! co
romance and ioks. Tuats toe way the.
all talk.
A PARALLEL CASE
But NOR excusable woaid | be 10 sue
deception han you. o man, who by glo
Of words and persona, msgr"isn, INDUCE
& wonanly soul into surroundings who
Won have taken no care t. make attractive
90 that she exchanged her fI'bers ) hous
for the dismal swamp Of married expsr
ence-treel,ss, Rowarles', shsi erlsss, cou
ioFtless and goddess | would not be ha
80 much TO blame in cheating you out Of
I farm as you in cheating woman out
, the happiness Of lifetime.
: Nv brother do no: g.: msd a. what
ssv INT honestly compare the promis'
5 YOU made and see whether yo1 have keI
E them Some Of you spent every evenir
Of the veeG Eitp Yosr be'ra'hed beio'
marriage, and since then you spend eve
: evening away, except you have infoen;
= or some sickness on account OF which u
doctor says you must not 90 ont. "
e used to fll your conystsa,ion with int
D iections Of sdulation, aud noR you Till
: il scunds silly TO praise the cEs wko ors
i TO be more attractive 10 you ss The yea
90 BY, and Tie grows in severity OF StrU
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