New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-03

The attempt 70 deny tho disappearance OF one
OF the IdlewHd's boats with number OF passengers
seems to have been sui!i pnd futile 1t has had 70 De
admitted that the boat missing and that there Is little
uany prospect that tho unfortunate passengers VIII
ever bc found alive
Fynngest sam Jones has peculiar ideas about court
slip Court yorr gins mother father ana sisters lie
-. and mud our what they arr" Tho young man
,lt NOT object TO the sisters on OF nights. and might
also he willing include the aunt In the country $40
was not too tough and decaycd but be wonld most GER
tnlv draw the line at the Old foksespecially the male
half OF them sam Jones may give young man poin 10
on sousavinc INT h" can't teach him any ne" mo"e' IN
courtlug.- YORKTOWN Herald
the Ct~ago Rambler Is rapidly taking is place as one
of tho hrighcst OF the humorous papers published IN
this county, aud It's success has been inaTSed u Is
luil ins up auie an Eastern constituency and many
ho formerly took LIE laugh over the breezy fur OF
it, Chicago rival
mental m scion was taken TO the Art Mu'enm hy an
accomplished Boston lazy. VINO fouhi ms
-,mcwlat hand work lie iuun' nothing IN tue Museum
worthy his august atcatipu, aud "ih that eNImslIe
souftcsy which distinguishes tho traNe'lhs usm,n1an;
n. nosuy 81 presssd IFS surprise that any one VINO hal
boon Lon Ion should not kno" fettr thah 20 Hlen
70 e1h!t 80 PalirY objection as was 'Tr" b ,ion
room aud showne hm the portraits 81 some OK those
beautiful women o. The last century the tame OF WHOSE
A. lr., Mr. r. II You mud nothing else 70 admire.
you admit that our grandmothef' we're Hoou ''oA
IL" Ianph"' rctortel the Brtsh gentleman. don't
think tHrm 80 very lovely. Though, to BE sure he
added Win gigantic effort 20 d-chMsc al Onlsatiohs
io L0.nitaty they far better looking than their
sranIiAu htcrs - MILO Bates Ia IIo'ldehce J'utDa'
Philadelphia Possesses 4 youth Of twcny-t%o who
can afford 10 spend 5000 daner Tor wonty four oil
ms friends PAilwlelph don't say much about IT,
t,t priyaely they want know L this isn't ieeuo
better than anything New York can show
Amoycncnt Is on 100, u Geneva, Y. Y. to establish
conee house which will no an attractive place whcre
young men can congcgate. drink their coffee ea' their
lunches. enjoy the benefits OF hue reaiins room ana
the pleasures Of billiards and pool without the contain
mating Influences o. tho saloon aud barroom. Inc
p.y " n Hughes. tho eresldrn; OF the local branch
OF the Church Temperance Society at the bead ot tue
movement.
one OF the most novel applicants for oihce is Mrs.
rEomp.on VINO is the posfmistess OF Louisville, ny,
and who Is here soc aug rcappolhtmeht nrs lh0ap-
~ IA uulte character In ner way. she Ia the daughter
~ Alexander Campbell who the founder OF the 81 CO
Of Campbshtcs OF whch Garfield WIS H H r quo
WA, iirst appointed by President Hayes; Mrs IN omp-
I'm IA IA ner eye the Louisville poStonice iOng before
Uaves was declared to be elected AT first sho
thought That IIdrh "oulu 20 ~
phc got up amonster petition ana addressed IL 10
sion declared In favor Of Hayes. Mrs Tho npson
yithout A moments hesituncy. struck out the word
word Hayes" When Tho petton reacned the white
House Haysss attention was drawn 70 u. bS aushed
and alter saying that was Just IKE womsn be de-
ciarcd that he would appoint nsp, aa no uu'-l"'sn
/ ,rgtnn rorrespondeuco Boston traveller
,. r,to alan, thinks that the United states has a
nina nuCili-tc renaissance. IL also notes the fact
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hat the American people like to read the cold facts
nut pullsc encounters unadorned by any rhetorical
ernhemisms The Gio5s appears to keep close Watch
| an the riff RAD aud rufl1ns Of this country
ono Of these days Liverpool is to have magnificent
,,,,aI which will cost - 100000. AT present, how
400, the promoters only their way to one-tenth OF
hot ann u they hUre that ere Ions some rich man viii
| st,u forward and contribute tho rest.
Public speaker TO reporter" You told me that you
took Nil the points made IN my speech yesterday and
hrs Won have got only two lines. simply saying That
dtr,ssed the meeting. And spoke ut least an hour
porter- ASSURE you, air, that every point you made
| is in nv report Boston Transcript.
Tho Boston papers always get mad when any one
| coodrstur,dly pokes fun at Boston pronunciation
yoar me Transcript: "me NlAwk papers make
merry over Boston pronunciation When NHawker.
arn To pronounce hat well the average Bostonian
! ~ win he time for them to poke fun"
Cne idea that nattentlon to matters OF personal ap
,aa,nnre and Indifference to social life, lis pleasures
md aties the strawberry marks on the
Icft arm By which without MISTAKE pick Ont t'
| etrustcd oltiZon, and the woman VINO I
above frvo!ity and whose mastering purpose Is one
| niyhest attuiumrnt-this idea Is a popular Ieuch
| - Waterbury American.