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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
HE RUGGED HER.
WherefOr She Prays for Damages
i'm the Sum of One Thou
sand Dollars.

New York, June 7.-Mrs. Mary A.
Goodman of S72 Reid avenue, Brooklyn, is
\ handsome woman Of %, with a taper
waist Her landlord, John P. Conrady,
has whole house full OF children,
one of them being IS years OF
age 1t is safe to assume that his age Is
somewhere in the neighborhood OF mans
allotted three score-years and ten. The
other day the landlord went to collect his
rent of Mrs. Goodman, and she charges
that without asking permission the gallant
old gentleman put his arm around her
saving: al really must hug that waist. "
For this little attention Mrs. Goodman ha:
sued her aged and admiring landlord FOL
81, 900.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
Stranded by the Road Side.

Schell City, Mo-, June 14.5sPecial. !
A two-horse team left Nevada this after
noon for Ell Dorado Springs, having for
passengers two ladies from Holden and an
old lady and gentleman from Independ-
ence. When within about FIVE miles OF III
Dorado Springs one of the horses was
overcome with heat and dropped in the
road. The animal was not dead when last
heard from, but the party were stranded,
with poor success of reaching the springs
tonight
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
THOUSANDS HOMELESS
By the Burning of VancOuver's
Island-The Mayor APP
peals for Aid.

Toronto, Jun. 4.-The following tele-
gram has Just been received
New WEST MINISTER, b. G., June IA.
To the Mayor Of Toronto.
Vancouver is i'm ashes. Three thousand
people are homeless. Please send us aid
al once.
Signed NJ. A. MCLEoN, Mayor.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
Young ThoinpsOn's Condition

New York, June 17.-Rev. Dr. Ihomp-
son. father of young Thompson, who shot
his bride and himself last Tuesday, ar
rived here tonight. He had another son
with him, and at once repaired &c
the hospital to see the one who has caused
such sensation. The latter to-day
eyinced'a desire to live until his father
should arrive. The pair were
! together but tS enty minutes, and the
preacher went secretly from the hospital
after leaving his son. 1t is possible thai
the operation of Lapaerrotomy May bt
| performed tomorrow.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22

Here all the passenger trains of New
York, Pennsylvania Il Ohio railroad
stop during the season, it being the
Chautauqua Lake station, and the dis
tributing point for the entire Lake. There
are two hotels at Lakewood, both being
of immense size, capable of accOmmo-
dating five hundred each. Numerous
steamers are constantly plying the Lake
transporting visitors to all points. Those
i'm search of pleasant resort TO spend
the summer months can not find more
convenient and delightful place than
lake ChautauQua.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
ALWAYS be used for children teething. 1t
sooths the child, softens the gum, allsys
all pains, cures wind collie, and is the best
remedy for diarrhea. Twenty-Five cents .
bottle. eoddwly
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
Midway Between cincin-
natl and New York
Highest Navigable Body of Water
on the Continent.
1905 Feet Above the Ocean and
1913 Feet Above Lake Erie;
Distance Seven Miles.
Climate, Pure and InVigoratina.

The Lake is 20 miles long and from one
to five miles wide. Lakewood, Fulvana,
Griffith's Point, Bemus Point, Bay View,
RayenwOOd. Martha's Vineyard. Fair
point and Point Chautauqua are among
the different resorts on the Lake, patron
lied by summer visitors, There are
good hotels ut every point.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-06-22
The Famous ChantalQVa Assembly

Has its headquarters at Chautauqua Lake
and eonvenes in July and August of each
wear. One of the most popular resorts
on tho axe is
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Excursion Tickets

Via New York. Pennsylvania 81 Ohio
railroad are on sale at all local stations
aud at stations of connecting lines from
.Iue lst. good for return until September
'30th.
A. CLARK, Asst Gen'l Pass. Agent.
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, Gen1 Supt,
CLEVELAND, OHIO.
JOHN n. ABBOTT, Gen1 Pass. Ag't,
NEW YORK CITY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
WITHOUT LEADERS.

Senator Beck, of Kentucky, is repre-
sented as being down-hearted and de
iected politically, because the Democ
racy is without leader; and the Sena.
tor having peen frank enough to say so
be is being rashly criticised by por-
ton of the press of his party. But as a
politician devoted to the welfare and
success of his party, isn't Beck about
correctP The man wac should be the
leader of the Democracy, shaping its
course and guiding its destiny is really
more enemy than friend to the party.
CieVeland's financial ideas are not Dem
ocratic, his silver policy is not that OF
the party, his administration views are
those of the enemy and his course is
injurious rather than beneficial to the
Democracy. The party would be emf
nently better off if it were well rid of
Cleveland. Some of the papers are
naming Carlisle, Mcdonald, Hill, Ran
dali, Morrison, Bayard, and even Beck
himself and are asking what is the mat
ter with them as leaders. There is
nothing the matter with them,
except that they are not lead
ers and cannot be, for the
qualification to lead is not in them, and
some of them are not even good Demo
Gratis.
1t is not for moment to be said that
the great Democratic party, with its
millions of voters, is without material
for leaders, but what Senator Beck un-
doubtedly meant was that prominent
men in the party were not great leaders
ike Tilden and others who have passed
rom the stage during the past two or
three years.
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piled by ;pni'ical action! The dir y
HE ling tramp, if he has any sense left
kn) 80 that money cannot be plenty
for everybody" unless everybody earns
plenty: that if all the loafers and buns
have plenty of money then money has
no value. Money, whether it is coin of
gold or silver, or paper, must represent
a value, that is, it must have a pur-
chasing power, which power is arrived
at and ixe in the market largely by
the value of a mans labor. The coin or
thespaper is absolutely worthless ex-
cept that it represents a value in IFS
exchange ability, and that ability is not
regulated By the "pIentifuIness" of the
coin or paper. When money is what 1t
should be, when its value in the country
is nicely adjusted, the purchasing
power of a dollar representing dollars
worth OF labor or production, it matters
not at all whether there be much or
little money in circulation, provided
there is enough to transact the business.
No political party will ever be able to
make money plenty for everybody "
unless everybody does something to
earn or produce something to exchange
for money. When money becomes so
plentiful that a dollar may be had for
less than a dollars worth of labor, or
hundred cents worth of pro
ducts, then it will cease to be
money to the extent of the
difference between its face value and its
purchasing power. A community wants
Just enough money to make its com
mercial and industrial transactions con-
Venient of performance, and no more;
more than that would be useless, and
an injury rather than q benefit. 1t is
not among the probabilities that the
time will ever come when there is
plenty of money for everybody; if
such a time should come, and loafers
equally with toiIers and producers were
able to get all theyswanted, money
would be as worthless as the sand of
the seashore, or the leaves of the forest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
A BRAVE NAN.

.
In Kentucky the other day, one John
s. Rhea, lawyer of some reputation
and ability in his profession. and who is
an EctiVe politician, was challenged to a
duel. He declined to fight, and placed
bis reasons for declining on paper. He
SAID he could see no good to come from
shooting another man, or from being
shot, in violation of law; that he was
under greater obligations to live and
support his wife than he was to stand
up and be shot at, and that as duelIing
was crime, If he accepted the chal-
lenge he would be disbarred and de-
prived OF the means of earning an hon
est living. Mr.. Rhea is a candidate for
the Congressional nomination in his
district, and stands high socially. II
will be interesting to note the effect of
his refusal to fight. There is law
against duelling in Kentucky, but
hitherto the 'code" has been regarded
as of more force and consideration than
S@~S AobOtCs IL 10 q AOoAbA
siga when a man like Rhea will stand
up in a community that has regarded
the duel as proper, and dare to be a
brave man in defiance of public senti-
ment. 1t requires a higher degree of
bravery to decline a challenge to fight
in Kentucky, than to go out to shoot and
be snot at. A few such courageous
men can so frown upon the
duel as to place the practice where it
belongs, among the barbarous customs
of the past. If one would for moment
intelligently reflect, he would be unable
to comprehend how he would be able to
derive satisfaction from shooting fell
low man with whom he had differed in
regard to politics Or business. The
people whose honor is of so peculiar a
nature that when wounded it cannot be
satisfied short of making the wife of an
antagonist a widow and his children
orphans, should be in insane asvlums
rather than at large.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
Lake Park Trains.

The D. & R. G. Western Railway
general passenger department gives
notice that all trains between Salt Lake
City and Lake Park will run as usual
to-day with the exception of the early
train due to leave Salt Lake Citv at s n
a. m. and to arrive here returning at 8. AS
q. IN.
On and aftefMonday, September 18Th
one short train only Will be run b tween
salt Lake C4ty ana Lake Park, which
Lake Park returning at 4 D. m. arrivino
here at 30 p. IN.
All other Lake Park trains from Salt
Lake City and Ogden will be discontln.
ued for the season.
y The regular through passenger trains
west bound from Salt Lake (Ltv will
pass pas around the loop and stop at Lake
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
Discharged and Rearrested.

Mr.. T. A. Cooper, of West Jordan
was brought in from the Pen yesterday
morning aud appeared before Mr.. Ne
hay to b examined as to his qualifca-
tions Tor taking the poor oath" He
was vigorously examined, and the case
hnalIy went over till l O'Clock. Ar
mat hour Mr.. Cooper was informed
mat ais answers had been satisfactory,
ana mat he would be allowed to retire.
ne ol1 so and was just preparing 10
start nome, when another warrant
charging unlawful cohabitation was
read 20 nm; He succeeded in finding
su u IN the sum CT 81 $50, and then
eft for his home. :.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
Puck SAYS the reason that tramps are
80 poverty stricken and wretched is
because they don't advertise.

Two DUDES meeting: law there
Chappie, I've got one faw you and it's
veal good. 1t is bwan new one, and
it was veal hard to make"
We'll, Awthaw, deah boy, what was
We'll, why is the iwuit of pear twee
sitting on a hawf bushel measure
turned up side down, like pun? Theah
now. Why is it2n
Give it up, deah boy, give it up. .
well. you know the othah name fob
pun is pa-Onomasia. So the answer
Is, because it's pearl
"ClaWence, you must be careful how
you stwain your intellect. Besides, the
hrSt thing you know you'll be one of
these newspaper fellaWs, and l have
been infowmed that they sometimes
have to work veal ha'hl."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
A TRIFLE BRTTpo
Stocks Yesterday Show,
More Animation. VI
ONTARIO STILL QUOTED AT s2k
The Market Str ng-MOney Easv-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. State
ment-General Notes.
New York stock Market.

NEW YoRK, September 11.-Govern-
meats dull and firm.
stocks showed more animation than
on any previous day this week, and
there was one hour of fairly active
trading. The statement of the New
favorable. helped materially to produca
this result. aided by a successful settle
ment of the difficulties under the dis
cusslon at Chicago and the renewed
purchasing for account of Chicago
people and London. The market was
strong from the opening TO the close.
The opening was tame, but strong, but
While first prices generally showed
advances OF from 1s to 4 per cent. the
trading. though tirm, was quiet until
after II O'Clock. Later the market
sett ed down to It's usual dullness, but
remained hrm until the close, which
was at or near noon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
PLENTY FOR EVERYBODY.

A convention. composed mostly of
Knights of Labor and Greenback rs
recently held convention in Indian
apolis. when it was proposed to form a
peoples party" to "give the laborlng
man his rights" and make money
plenty for everybody" A national
convention has been called TO meet in
Cincinnati next February, when a plat
form is to be formulated and a perma-
nent organization effected. We wonder
If there are any diseases, ills or wants
IN the human family which some crank
Goes not think can b. cured and sup
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

Our MORNING contemporary should
adjust its spectacles, and be more care
full in its reading. On Saturday morn
ing it said TIE. HERALD published some
figures which made it appear that the
national debt had been reduced at the
rate Of S5 100000 per annum, whereas
The HERALD showed that the debt had
been decreased sine 1865. lover $685.
100000 year" The difference between
what THE HERALD said and what the
Tribune said it said, is a mere trile,
however, only matter of $50, 900, 900 a
year. Jt Is near enough for our con-
temporary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

A CHICAGO young man has been
handsomely come up with. He was a
fast youth. and a frequent visitor 10
gambling houses, in one of which he lost
$500 at twenty-five sittIngs. Instead O.
endur ng his loss as man should who
Is fool enough to gamble, e''squealed, "
demanded the return OF the money.
and this being refused, had the pro-
prietor arrested for defraudiHg him.
The gambler thsreupon had the young
man arrested on twenty-five charges
of being an inmate of a gambling house.
This is an instance of tit-for-tat that
everybody should applaud. especially if
the squealer as well as the proprietor
shall be heavily fined.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

CHICAGO JUSTICE has not yet done
with her Anarchists and bomb-throw
ers. Our dispatches tell of a dastardly
attempt on Friday evening, to throw a
train from the track, and yesterday
morning a bomb was exploded in tn
railway yards, doing much damage.
Captain Schaak will have to put his de-
teetives to work again, and gather in
some of those who were missed when
Spies, Parsons and their fellows were
captured.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

THg DAILY HERALD Is published every
morning, Mondays excepted, aE -
HEPALn Elock. corner West IeInple 1 49,
First South Streets, Salt Lake CITY, ~ "a az
HERALD COMPANY. Subscription price ~
advance, 81 &C per annum, post PAID
THE SEMI-WEEKLY HERALD Is Pu D1,SiI'S
every Wednesday and SATURDAY LuUi s3y
Price, in advance, $35O per Ee'1' -
months. Sl.75, post pald.
THs wpgKty HERALD is published, ever
Tnursuuy morning. Price, IN IN az. aot& 91iS
$500 per year; six -1onths' $l.OO' post pau
TAG SUNDAY HERALD is pubnshed eSeT y
SUNDAY morning. Price, IN advance, $z0O
per annum, post PAID.
gUBscRiBEes viii confer favor by forward.
ing information to this Office when t T,sir
plpers are not promptly received. ms
vitI aid Us to determine where the fault
lies.
ALL COMMUNICATIONS should be addressed 70
THE HERALD,
SaltLake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
Chicago Live stock.
CHICAGO, Septem Der NJ

-AA4Nl-uVf &C III -ItI II
Receipts, Is 500; shipping
steers, $50 to l 800 pounds. $50 @ SIS;
stOckers and feeders, 200 q 3.35:
through Texas cattle, steady, 2 so a
3.25; western rangers, nominally steady;
natives and half breeds, 800 a 400;
cows, $50 q 800: wintered Texans,
.275 q 3.40
Hogs-Receipts, 5000; stronger,
rough and mixed, 400 a 4 80: pack
ing and shipping, 4.S5 o. so; light,
3 600 400.
Sheep-Receipts 500; steady; natives
l,75 @ 400; western, 3.25 q SIS;
Texans, 200 q 2.75; lambs, 4.25 a $50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
Chicago Mnrkata.

CHICAGO. September IL.
Whea.-Weak, lower; cash, 75Z;
October ~; May 86H.
Corn-Weaker; cash, 20; October,
405s; May 455z.
Oats Weak, lower; cash, 243z ::
October, 255S; May BIZ.
Whisky-l.15.
Pork-strong; cash, 1O.771l; October,
1880.
Lard-steady; cash 7.2O; October,
6.57K.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

CUsToMER-Was that Jamaica ginger
you put in that solar 1t doesn't taste
like it.
Drug Clerk Examining bottIes)-By
Jove, I've made a mistake and given
you laudanuml I'm afraid III have to
charge you half dollar more, sir.
Laudanum comes higher than Jamaica
ginger, you know. Sixty cents, please.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

PROPRIETOR of Barber Shop-I would
be glad if you would pay in advance.
Customer (indignantly)-What forP
Proprietor of Barber Shop-Because
the man who is going to shave you has
the deLlrium tremenS, and if be should
cut your throat we should get nothing
for the shave.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

A STRANGER lettering about mill the
other day was caught by a belt and
drawn into the machinery. He was
taken out in a dying condition; but
smiled faint y as he remarked to his
reScuers:
y see you are determined that I
shall no longer remain incog."
de was a professional humorist.-
Traveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
New Ynrk sIininr Mnrket.

New YORK, September 1.-THE Mail
amt Express says: Mining shares to-
day were fairly active. Deadwood
Terror sold up to 275 on favorable
mine reports. The Tusc aroras showed
some activity. Ontario sold at %, In
dependence at 30 DesGet at l, Sierra
Nevada at 50, Belle Isle 80, and Home
stake 181z.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12

A NAN returned to Salt Lake the other
day after a four years journey in Eu-
rope. His first duty was to embrace
his family, his second to apply for a
lease on the Warm Springs Bath House.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-09-12
SOTTO VOICE.

The PREVAILING craze this week is 8
theatrical one, and We defy anyone not
fall into it. As if to intensity it all, who
should app ar upon the local arena this
week but Uncle Davy REESE, whose
fame as manager of the Logan Opera
House is known from Hyrum to
Smithield. Uncle Davy came down
With the avowed object of inducing our
Home Club to take another trip to the
beautiful capital of Cache. Il allow
you'd do mighty we'll up there about
now, '@he said to'several of the mem
ers; folks is very hankerin' f, r
somep'n to amuse 'um; but don't bring
no dowDcastin' plays Lord knows
they've enough O. that as It's. Come
up and bring one of your Jolly farces,
aud If you kin afford it, br ng a brass
band along. There's nothin' hike a
little music to draw the quarters out'n
Logan peoples pockets. Then we're
maxim ii good many improvements in
the hoase jjst now, too"
Indeed, what are they?"
Were hayin' the names OF the bust
ness houses painted on the drop cur
tain.si Sort o. advertisement like"
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ting up the country, each man taking
about as much land ashe could cultivate,
being careful to avoid monopoly; and
the mountain streams, so essential TO
the growth of vegetation by means OF
irrigation, were held as common proper
ty to them. and all who came afterwards
divided out to each man, according to
the number of the acres he had under
cultivation. By untiring industry, and
untaltering faith in the kind providences
of God who led them hither, they
thriyed. subdued the elements and lived
in peace. Had Longfellow visited them
IN those early days, he would have said
OF them, as he did of the Acadians:
Here the richest were poSr,
And the poorest lived in abundance
They were a living example of the truth
that,
States of native strength possessed,
Though very poor. may still be very blest.
Crime among them was a thing al
most unknown. Drunkenness was very
seldom seen. Property was absolutely
safe without the modern precaution ol
putting it under lock and key. People
slept in the summer time with the doors
and windows thrown wide open, no fear
of proving burglars or of worse fends
who in civilized lands, under such cir
cumstances, would steal to the couch OF
sleeping innocence and rife it of its
most precious treasure-its chastity.
No "impudent dude" with his idiotic
stare, waited or the street corner to in
suit with his attentions any passing
girl that pleased his fancy; nor did the
holder "masher" follow the benighted
female to her home, frightening her
with his improper proposals. No
brazen faced strumpet walked the
streets to lead the youth to her temple
of folly and wickedness. There were no
temples of departed virtue; there were
no houses of "sccouchment, to which
the victims of mans lust repaired to be
rid of the fruits of their unhOly associa-
ton; these things were unknown, as.
indeed, they still are in those settle
ments where the population is exclu-
sively Mormon or nearly so. All was
peace and safety; and, as compared
with the world, innocence. Such was
Mormon society when Gentle civiliza-
ton entered the Territory. Such was
Eden when Satan entered its bower!