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, 1886-12-11

Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakness,
Exhausted Vitality, Lost Manhood, and
all the terrible effects OF self abuse and
excuses in maturer years, such as noe
turnal emissions, loss of memory, dimncss
of vision, aversion to society, the vital
fluid passing unobserved in the urine and
other symptoms that lead to insanity and
death. Iomg and Middle 1gcd Men
suffering from the above should consult us
at once. Cure guaranteed II all such
cases. CONSTELLATION FREE.
Chemical analysis, including thorough
microscopic examinations Of the urine, IS.
An honest opinion given in all cases, We
furnish The Great English Remedy, Sir
AsHey looper's Vital Restorative, at So n
bottle, or four times the quantity $40
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
to anyone stating symptoms, sex and age.
Address English Medical Dispensdiy, No.
II Kearny 81, San Francisco, Caia.
, 1886-12-11

n Norwegian engineer, w. c. Moller,
has found hat reindeer hair and skin
possess remarkable buoyancy, and when
the unshorn skin is used as a life-belt it
has the advantage over cork of warm
ing the wearer while in the water. He
attributes great value to suits made from
reindeer hair, one of which of the
weight of a pound may keep "A man
from drowning, while it furnishes
greater protection from cold than oil
skin and other materials. -Arkansaw
Traveller.
, 1886-12-11
Catnrrl,

Is a very prevalent and exceedingly dis
agreeable disease. liable, if neglected, to
develop into serious consumption. Being
n constitutional disease, il requires a con-
stitutional remedy like Hoods Sarsarpa-
rilla, which, acting through the blood,
reaches every part of the system, effectlng
a radical and permanent cure of catarrh IN
even most severe forms. Made only by
G. |. Hood 4 Co., Lowell, Mass.
, 1886-12-11

Persons. in thinking over what they
shall buy for Christmas i~tfssssHHtts, shouid
bear III mind tlat there is nothing that
would b elnorc sensible, or better apprc-
ciated by man or boy, than some article OF
wearing apparel. \ suit of clothes, over
coat. shoes, or "A hat from n mother or
father to a son would be- ever appreciated.
or a dressing gown. silk handkcrchieis,
neckwear or gloves from a young lady to
her brother or sweetheart, would be very
appropriate, We have all these things
ready for your order.
Our system Of filling orders by mail is
50 perfect that non resident patrons can
trade with us by letter as satisfactorily as
il in person, Goods sent e. q. u. subject
to examination before taking from express
Office.
We have every kind of garment worn
by the male sex Men suits, boy suits.
mems and boys hats, shoes, underwear,
and all kinds OF furnishings, while our
prices are invariably the lowest.
Catalogue of styles and prices sent free
on application. Dur rules Of SELF measure
mcnt, if obeyed, will insure perfect fits.
, 1886-12-11

Edison says that no experiment which
he has tried at night ever failed. Now
what we want to know is, did Mr.. Edi-
son ever try at night to find the matches
in his bare feet without disturbing any
of the furniture or stumbling his big toe
against seventeen different distractions?
New Haven News.
, 1886-12-11

MIR. T.. w. Atkins, Girard, Kas.
writes ~ never hesitate to recommend
your Electric Bitters to my customers.
they give entire satisfaction and are rapid
sellers. Electric Bittcrs are the purcst
and best medicine known and will posi-
lively cure Kidney and Liver complaints.
Purify the blood and regulate the bowels.
No family can afford to be without them.
They will save hundreds of dollars in doc.
bills every year. Sold at fifty cents
a bottle by w. n. Hunt.
, 1886-12-11

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever,
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin cruptions, and positively
cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by W. N. Hunt.
, 1886-12-11

SOw-o the Cniidren. They are es-
oNOS peclally liable to sudden
Colds, Coughs. Croup. Whooping Cough,
etc. We guarantee Acker's English
Kennedy a positive cure. Il snveS
hours of anxious watching. Sold by
Pearse 4 McGill, Druggists.
, 1886-12-11

Those who want pure Lake Mahpah-
lutah ice. should send their order to Sloan
X Co, or call at Mauss' bakery, Seven
tenth street.
, 1886-12-11

The Sultan OF Morocco has 6,0OC
wives. He don't dare to nirt with any
strange female for fear it may be his
wife.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01

r ~ =
Evening Capital.
MONDAY. FEB. X. J, 1896.

sshut the door, please" is
now in vogue.
The cigar that is called i'm
ported is about as appropriate
" named as the hired girl we
call domestic.
All animals have their good
points, but for abundance OF
the same none can compete
with the porcupine.
Capital punishment" said
the boy, when the schoolmis-
tress seated him between two
girls.
Because man is ridden on a
rail by his fellow citizens it does
not follow that he is a popular
rail-road-man.
''Do You know, dear George,
that" "You mean, dear
James. | think" he interrupted
smiling fondly at her mistake.
"Why, yes, to be sure. How
stupid | ami | was thinking
this was Wednesday evening"
mamma" said Young Bobby
with a thoughtful air, what
did you mean by telling papa
that / had ontgrown my slip
pers!" II meant that you are
getting too big for them, Bob.
by" "Well them went on
Bobby, chow long will it be be-
fore ! outgrow Your slippers9'
4 philosopher says: "Many
of us live on our emotions. -
And many more live on their
wives relations. The latter
method promises the richest
returns.
Love is blind, but the doting
husband can always tell when
the Joy Of his heart has mended
the Congressional district of his
light gray pants with slab OF
dark blue cloth.
A woman should not scream
at the sight of mouse. 1t let's
the ferocious animal know right
where she is located, after which
it may advance with the GER
tainty of death npon its culver
ing prey.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
G,sssilfr's 6nids.
Tne MoDKL FAST LINE EAST AND WEsr.
DOUBLE Tack JAsxEr CoUrLEa.


Leave Candies Station
For Annapolis, TO q. m, l2.15 p.
IN. and 40 p. m. On Sunday 300 ..
m and 800 p. N.
For Way Stations between Baltimore
and Washington, 5 10, $50, 300 .. m,
1915, 500, 500. $50, IL 80 p. m. On
Sundoy, $50. 9O5 a. m, 80, 500, $50
and HOO p. IN.
From Washington, 1856. $50, 7.SO.
s.Is, 8.4s, 9.lO, 1925 and 100 .. m.
l.45, 800, 1856, 400. 500. $40, go, 6,SO.
$50, 9.I0 and 10.40 p. N. On Sunday.
100. $40, 1895 and HOO a. M, 2.66
1886, 400, go, $50, $50, $40 and lO.4O
p. N.
From Annapolis, s is, u. M, and 1.46,
$50 p. m. On Sunday, 1000 q. m, and
and 20 p. m.
Baggage called for and checked ct
hatels aud residences on orders left ct
ticket Office, l52 West Baltimore Street,
Camden station, and 81 d. Broadway.
w. IA. CLEMENTS. @. X. LORD,
Master of Transportation. Gen Pass Agt.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01

The Best Newspaper N America,
and by fer the Most Readable.
Agents wanted everywhere to earn
money in distributing the Suns Pre-
miums.
The most interesting and advanta-
geo0s offers ever made by any News
papel
No Subscriber ignored or neglected.
Something - all.
Beautiful and Substantial Premiums in
Standard Gold and other Watches, Valuable
Books. the Best Family Sewing Machine
known to the trade, and ca incqualed list
Of objects of real utility and instruction.
Rates. BY Mail. Postpaid
DAILY, per Year without sunday SO 90
DAILY. per Month without Sunday so
SukDAS. per Year 90
FOR EVERY DAY IN THE YENR 2 90
WEEKLY, per Year 500
Address, THE SUN, New FORK City. 3
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
NATIONAL MUTUAL LIFE ASSOCIATION
OF WASHINGTON.
olicics GuGr0nteed for their Full Face
Value, Secured By an Ample Fund,
INFESTED 6n u. 8 Bonds.

FNHE system inangurated. by the Nation
al Mutual Life Association, Is supe
rior 10, and an improvement upon every
other. The Association effects its insur-
ance by legal contract, upon the plan of
fixed annual dues for expenses and post
mortem assessment to pay death expenses.
incorporated April 70, 1854 firstdeath
March "a, 1885; one fourth policy paid
twenty Jour hours after burial of assured
balance settled within one week.
OFFICERS:
VIM 4. Morrison, President; James L.
Norris, Vice-P President John e. BeaIl
Secretary; Jacob H. Kengla, Treasurer;
VIM b Matthews, General Agent; Ralph
Walsh, M. ID. Medical Director; Nathan
lei Wilson, Counsel.
DIRECTORS
WASH B Williams, T d. Daly. Edward
Graves, jas f Birch, Jr., Edward Caver.
". Robt. d. Weaver, Jacob II. Kcngls.
James f. Hood. Edward Stevens. Il. II
Free, Jr., John H. Magruder.
Il G. ELLIOTT. Agent,
mv1-d : annapolis Nd
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
@A. &c. RAILROAD

k@11&EW WW0m01W0 Mh8Mre
I'M and alter Monday, Jan. IL, 1885,
" four trains will leave Annapolis
daily, Except sunday as follows: :
LEAVE ANNAPOLIS
At $40 and 80 a. M, and 1905 and
3.55 p. m, returning will leave the juno
ton at $50 a. M, and Los p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS
Leave as follows: $50 q. M, and 40 pm.
Through Freight from Baltimore daily.
Local Freight Trains from Annapolis,
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at
8 a. m.
Freight will be transported at the low
est rates, and will be received at Balti-
more daily, by connecting roads, for
shipment to Annapolis, as late as 8 o'cl'k
o. m. w. II. BANS,
President and Supt.
]. III. BRowS, Gen. Ticket Agt.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
Mars land steamboat I o.
WINTER SCHEDULE.
STEINER - 5. ]. PENTz,

Will leave Baltimore from Pier 4,
Light Street, foot OF Camden ST., every
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. at s
a. M. for Annapolis and West River
extending her trip on Wednesday to
Rhode river Returning will leave on the
days named est River at II clock
noon. Annapolis ut $50 pm, and Rhode
River at II u. m, on the days named, ar
irving in Baltimore 1T $50 .. M.
Freight taken at low rates and care
fully handled.
HOWARD B. ENSIGN, President
Office. 80 Light ST., Baltimore.
w. p LEvELy. Agent at Annapolis.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
Real Estate { Fire Insurance Agency

A NJ one wanting to buy, sell or rent
"A property will DO well to consult
with the undersigned.
Fire Insurance also taken ct very mod
crate rates
kpWARDs MUNRoE.
nslyl4 - MARYLAND Aveuna.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1886-02-01
| THE TELEGRAM

In your locality. we viii send the paper
free for months and give you handsome
steel plate engraving 10 < "a If you win
promise to show It 10 least three persons
In your vicinity
ana Fer R1ny Cents.
This Is 10 cafch-pcnng Chrome. Address,
THE TELEGRAM.
lie 81 lie W, BALTIC. St..
2q-u Baltimore Nd
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
NATIONAL AID TO OHIO POLITICS.

The redistricting of Ohio viii likely as
sume giant proportions before the ques-
ton is settled. The Democrats, 1t Is
thought, will elect their Congressman from
the old districts, Wills the Republicans
will elect from the new districts. Here
will be two rival bodies Of congressman
each clamoring for admission to our
National Congress. Should this occur
Congress will have just such question to
decide upon as the Ohio Senate had in re-
gard to seating the members from Hsmil-
ton county. If the Courts do not decide
the question before the elections take
place, this will make pretty mess.
Here is q western view OF the question,
taken from the Chicago Herald; 1.-THE
Republican minority, no quorum being
present. got together, seated the Cincinnati
contestants, and then, with both Houses
strongly Republican, several partisan jobs
were hurried through. One of these was
a measure redistricting the State In viola
ton of law, as is alleged, so as to make 1t
impossible 10 elect more than FIVE Dem
ocratie Representatives in Congress out Of
the twenty one to which the State is en-
titled. On this measure it is understood
that the Democrats intend to appeal to
the country" They will run their Con-
gressionsl candidates in the old districts
and elect them, and then they will call Oh
the Democratic Congress to seat them as
the only authorized representatives OF
Ohio" Once transferred to Congress the
ousrrels of the Ohio Mexicsns would as
sums g dignity which they have not hither-
to possessed, and it would then be iucum'
bent upon the people at large, through
their representatives, to suppress the NUS
ance as speedily as possible. The element
of right has been eliminated from Ohio
politics and Congress could not decide IN
favor of either party without going wrong.
A better way, therefore, would be to deny
the state representation until it had ests6'
lished q republican form of government,
and ahould the wretehed dispute 60 10
Congress it is not unlikely that this would
be the outcome"
With the United States Senate trying to
settle the question as to whether Senator
PAYNE should represent Ohio in the Sen
ale or not, and the members Of the House
Of Representatives puzzling their heads
over the rival Ohio Congressman, Ohio
viii be receiving good share Of Uncle
SANS attention. Some one ought to in
lroduce bill entitled National Aid to
Ohio Politics" This would be more sp-
prcpriate for Ohio politics just now than
national aid to education.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

GLADSTONE has again modified bis Irish
Home Rule bill 30 that Irish representa-
tives will not be excluded from the Psrlis,
ment at Westminster. Thisis to eonciiste
the dissenting Liberal members and thus
prevent the defeat of the bill. This may
lot be "a acceptable to PARNELL as the
original bill, but it can bring about a set
Element a great deal sooner than if Parlia-
meut were dissolved and new election
called and the same question brought up
before the new Parliament.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

THE trial Of MAxwELL Tor the murder OF
PRELLER in Sc. Louis. is bringing out some
very interesting features about different
kinds Of evidence. The ebain Of eireum-
s;antial evidence has been made 30 strong
that no chance for doubt has been left that
PRELLER suffered death at his hands. But
when maxwell comes on the stand to tes-
tiiy, he explains every part of this chain Of
cireumstantial evidence in such straight
forward manner, showing that the death Of
PRELLER wss entirely accidental, that the
jury certainly will have little chance to get
over the question of reasonable doubt. I"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

EnlrIh District.

Alta meeting Of the Democratic Executive Cem-
uittre Of the Fourth Congressional. District OF West
Virginia, May 10Th, It was ordered that eonyen-
tion Of delegates iron the respective counties oil the
Fourth District, be held at Point Pleasant on Tues
dsy. Angus q, 1885, at 10 o'clock a. N % n0lni'
nate a eandidas iCr representative In Congress
from said district. And II was further ordered
that each county in said District may send one
DELEGATE and OF alternate for each leo votes
cast fo- q werner L W. Wi son, 81 the state cleo
ton Of 1881, anil one delegate and alternate ior
each fraction Of LOO votes in excess Of 50 20 cast
And no moTc, nor other, delegates shall be Sp-
pointed.
And the Democratic Executive Committees oil
the respective counties Of toe district are requested
60 provide In a lawful manner FOR the selection o.
gates ami alternatsS Is hereia authorized
~ order Executive Committee
J. NJ. LAYEN, Chairman
K f. HOESOR, Secretary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

sent anything connected with the Demo
cratic party are alike incredible.
This shows what 9 Democratic paper
thinks Of the matter, and while any one
who calls himself Democrat has right
to do ss he wishes about the company he
keeps, the genuine Democrats will take his
Democracy at e great discount.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

THE Gar is accommodating 10 the gov
errors of his provinces. Whenever he
makes 8 tour through the countryh sends
each governor a speech to be spoken with
appropriate gestures at receptions given
l.. o.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
DEMOCRATS @ SEEKING sOLACE IN
THE ENEMY's PRESS.

The Martinsburg Statesman has this to
gay about Democrats CD airing their al
legged grievances in the enemy's press:
There appeared in the Wheeling Intelli.
genesr of the 18th inst, communication
signed "a Democrat" which does gross
Injustice to an honorable man, an able
statesman. and faithful Democrat, in Its
unwarranted attack upon Senator Kenna,
In reading the article the conclusion that
il il either bogus communication having
its origin in the Office Of the Intelhgeneer,
or from some Republican source, or else it
Is from q bogus Democrat, who cares moth
ing for principle, but is disappointed in the
distribution Of the Offices is irresistible.
In either event it must be regarded a. q
bogus production. The idea that true
Democrat would choose q Republican
psper in which to vent his spleen, and
through that channel, bitterly and NAH
eiousiy attack some of the best and purest
Of bis party, or that stall
vsrt Republican would truthfuliy repre-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

GEN. DURGIN WARD, who was buried at
Lebanon, o., on Wednesday, stands in the
estimation OF the Ohio people, similar to
ALLEN G. TuURMAN. Ore is called the
Tribune of the people" and the other the
Noble Roman DURBIS WARDS funeral
was participated in by many Of the most
prominent men Of his State, and was one
of the most impressive that has occurred
IN Ohio for years.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

Tue National Educational Association
meets at Topeka, Kansas, July 18th, and
continues three days. A splendid pro
gramme has been arranged. Round trip
tickets equal to one-haH the regular rates
will be sold to those wishing to attend the
meeting. Write to State Superintendent
MORGAN for circulars and rates.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
COMING CONGRESSIONAL CONyEN-
TIONS.
Third District.

Al meeting Of TIE Congressional Executive
Committee Of the democratic party oil the ihlra
Congressional District Of West Virginia held a.
Ch,Tls,tou on the 4th day Ot say, 1885, It was de-
All that the Convention TO nominate eand'da'e
to represent the Third Congressional bi'tre' IN the
Nstiopal Houe Of Representatives be held st Mont
gousry Opera House, Coal YalIey,W. Va Wednss-
J,v. the lst day Of September, iOS6, at II oeioeN
The Democratic voters OF the bird District
Az therefore requested to meet in their respective
,,,,tiss ~ lime snd place to them most convent
.Dt .DpoIpt DELEGATES to represent them In said
,"'..,1ar JOHN NJ. ROWAN,
Chm Ex. Com.
HOWARD TENPLETON,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
UnfavOrable to Romance.

When a woman has got new bonnet, a
boil on her nose, her baby in the mumps,
mas lust started house cleaning and window
gardening. is making thirgs for a church
fair, and has found out that her husband
receives a good many letters in feminine
handwriting, she is in a poor condition OF
mind to be asked if she does not believe
that woman's mission is to love and be
lnvad
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
as They Cannot Possibly

make porous plaster having anything like the
medicinal qualities of gcnson'S, the camp follower:
of the pharmaceutical profession produce tons OF
worthless pasters and give them names which re-
semble In print that Of the genuine, AMI, when
CareleSsly spoken, sound like It, For example,
Cheap John druggists will offer you trash vniOusly
styled "CapSicum," "apsiciu," "CApsiCue" or
"Capucinr plasters prelaced sometimes with the
name "Beu IONS or "BurtOn's." We earne'tly
cau'iOn the public against the whole tribe OF them.
They are absolutely useless a, remedies Tor disease.
To be sure they are cheap, but ain muslin is
cheaper apd just as eticaciCES ask for BeusOn's,
watch the spelling, and look for the "Ihree Seals
trademark, and the word "Capcine," which is cut
In the centre OF the genuine.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
Sizing Them Up.
To'ra Topics.

At the theatre.
What lot Of married people there are
here tonight. The parquette is full Of
them"
"Do you mean to say you know them
alp
mo; but the men don't do any talking,
and there's hardly cOrsage boquet among
the women"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

THE Knights Of Labor are still discuss
ing at Cleveland questions relative to the
government OF their order. Mr. PowDERLY
has questions before him as puzzing as
GIspsoyEs Home Rule bill.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
rimefo Rush Things.
CAknd0,, Rnmbls,

Miss Longout-Msmma, think I'll &C.
eept young Sncopkins. he seems to be
the best thing have on the hooks at pres.
ent
Mrs. L-Why, my dear, you have plenty
Of time before You.
Miss L.-You're mistaken mamma;
sm failing rapidly. I know, because l
have heard several people say lately that l
an crossing younger and prettier every
day" have no time to lose.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
TnE KtGISTER

wc,l VigIniars sOjoarulng in Washington can
.Ivuys and the DAILY EEGISIXR on the counter oil
Iepley 4 rirSer, UeEsiSaers, us Fitsen'h street.
aud lhe Fs Kelley, 1888 RuOsylvsnia Avenue.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

ALDERMAN JAEuNE doesn'J believe il
wearing zebra clothes ell alone while his
fellows in crime 90 free, and so he will
coufess-coniess on the other fellows.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
Observation-Disclosures.

A IL PERSONS WITH WHOM / LEFT
IA blanks, will please return them by the 6th
day OF June, 1856, or will be ,mpalled to make
return for them according TO Law and report all who
fail TO make return TO Inc. II any person fail or
refuse 10 deliver said return he shall forfeit not
The return be left with the Clerk Of the County
Court, or at my office in the Court House.
r. II. PHILLIPS,
my2fa Assessor.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
PROPOSALS.

CLERKS OFFICE BOARD OF COMMISSIONERS,
OHIO COUNTY, W. Va, May &c, 1885. !
SIEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED
= at this office until the % day OF June 1886, at
10 q. IN, for furnishing Clean, Mixed or hut
Coal to the poor living north OF Wheeling creek,
a. may be ordered by n County Commissioner.
the poor living South OF Wheeling creek, as may
be ordered by a County Commission, during the
ensuing year, beginning June |. 1886. Bidders
must specify the price Of clean, mixed and nut
coal delivered.
The Board reserves the right to reject any and all
bids.
By order Of the Board.
ROBERT B. WOODS,
my2Ts CLERK.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

THE latest news Is that Mrs. HAYES hus-
band thinks of giving up the cares cen,
nected with his heunery and running for
Congress in the Toledo district
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
DIED.

MORRIS-At Morristovp n, Ohio, on wednesday
afternoon, May %, 1886, at $50 O'clock, HENEY Z.
NORRIS formerly OF this city, in the 18th year oil
his ege.
Funeral from the B. o. depot on Friday morn
ing at IL O'Clock. Interment private
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
A Terrible Situation.

The only place in which the average
woman can be placed where she can think
of absolutely nothing she wants to say, is
at a teleuhone,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28

PosTuASTER.GENERA Villas has dis
missed a clerk who neglected to support
his eand family. No one can find fault
with this kind Of reform.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
Just q RumOr.

burlington rTcC FItSS'
1t is said thst in the office Of the
Womsn's Journal all the exchanges are
carefully saved for bustles.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-05-28
Mhera He iiotthe Scar.

JHdy.
She-And that scar, Major, did you get
it during an engagement
He--Engagement? No; the first week OF
our HONEYMOON.