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The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

London Standard.

A Russian consul, Count Dimitri
de Noroff, who often stops at Paris,
has good reason to thank his stars
for q singular piece Of luck. Two
months ago, correspondent tele-
graphs, he met in a cafe two gem
tlemen, faultlessly got up, with
whom he entered into CONVERSE
ton. During stroll on the boule-
ward which they aftcrward took to-
gether the two friends knocked him
down without warning aud raR
away with 1900 roubles, or E4Sa,
which they found in his pocket
book. Last week, after a stay in
Moscow, which had almost effaced
the incident from his recollection,
NJ. de NorOF was walking one
evening down the Champs Elysccs,
when he saw one of his assailants
taking the air in front of a cafe
chantant. He instantly gripped
him by tho throat, but not tightly
enough to prevent his escape, and
an exciting chase ensued across
the benches of the cafe, whose oc-
cupants expressed some astonish-
ment at the precipitate movements
Of the stylish gentleman and his
partner. NJ. de NOrofr, however,
was not to be fooled, and effected
a clever capture. The man, after
some denial before the commissary,
was proved to be the thief and dis
gorged the entire sum of money
which he had considerably pre-
served intact during M. de NoroR's
absence in Russia. But tho story
does not end here. Only yester-
day, as he was posting letter, who
should M. de NOroH see but the
second thief, waiting to put two
large envelopes into the box. He
also was secured with the assist
ance of telegraph clerk and iden-
tilted by an elegant cameo ring on
his forcfinger. Moreover, the two
envelopes were found to contain
several bundles Of forged bank
notes, 80 that both thieves stand Q
good chance of conviction.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

Mrs. Liebenstien-" Dos vos q
very rude young man, dot Gristian
vot you introduced me to. Mrs.
Cohn."
"Mrs. Cohn-"vy. vot did he
cay, Mrs. Liebenstein?"
Mrs. LII hadn't talked NIT
him tree minutes ven he spoke
about my dress, and said id vas =
q sheeny silk"
Mrs. x" Weeping Rachel vot
an impoliteness p
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

The KEYSTONE has Ioag besn acknOw@
edged to be the sole representative Of tho
Great Upper Wood River and SawtOotA
mining regions, and, located NJ It u In the
very heart Of the most prOmising mining
country on the face of the earth. and leav.
complete synopsis Of al mining news and
developments, as well as matters of local
importance in the growth of Kdtchum, the
future metropolis of Idaho, it Is aninvAlua-
BILE guide for capital and informant to the
settler Of every craft and position. Sub
scribe for 1t, read it. and let your friends
read what may benefit them.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

y
Four times in succession has the
democracy of the South fought the
presidential battle under the lead
of a New Yorker, three times to
ignominious defeat, once to victory
which was basely surrendered by
New York lest her bonds and stocks
should be temporarily depressed,
and once to success, which, though
maintained, has been more disas-
trous to the party than any of its
defeats. Experience is the best of
teachers, and by it the wise demo-
Gratis of the South should have
learned to beware Of New York
democrats. Why should they not
be, when the democratic congress
siOnal delegation from New York
are so undemocratic that they vote
against even the consideration of a
bill to reduce the tariff on the neccs-
saries of life? Mr.. Carlisle of Ken
lucky is the man the Southern
democracy should name for the
next democratic presidential NOM
ination. He was n Union man,
and his state did not secedc; and if
the mere fact that he halls from a
state that is classed among those
Of the South be sufficient, quarter
Of a century after the close of the
war between the states, to deprive
him of the support of the Northern
democrats, no Southern democrat
can ever hope to be president, and
the South had better be informed
of that prohibition now than later.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

De Bergen" Aw, l say what
aw-do ye pay your man, Cholly?"
Cholly--" Ten pun a month, old
chappie." De Bergen-"Ten punf
Why, me boy, we can get deuthed
good one for thix pun" Cholly-
"Ya-as, but this fellah, y'knaw, was
once a stable boy fab the pwince
of Wales. He's worth four pun
more on that account, don't
y'knaw." De Bergen-"Aw, ya-as,
of course. That's different"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23
HE 9MUE4I.ElD SPICE,
Lewiston { Me- J JOura al

"Spice smuggling" said the old
sailor from Maine, FUSED to pay
pretty well during the war. ItOok
a load of spices to Boston one win
ter, and went into a mans store to
sell them. He bought them and
agreed to meo' 9 the next day on
the corner of l. .kstone and Clin-
ton streets and tell me where to do
liver them.
"While / was in the store / saw
there a man in a slouch hat who
seemed to be trying to overhcar our
conversation. / asked the mer-
chant who this man was, and ne
told me the man had como in to
buy candles.
"The next day / went to the
corner of Blackstone and Clinton
streets to meet the'merchant, as by
agreement, and curiously enough
saw the man in the slonch hat on
the other side of the street. The
merchant came alone and handed
me a card with Corner Broadway
and Williams street, Chelsea writ
ten on it.
"The next day was the 22d of
December. l went to the corner
named with my spices loaded on Z
truckman's cart. l saw there the
man with the slOuch hat on and
another officer coming for us. /
ran down the drop of the Chelsea
ferry and jumped off. Swimming
under water to one of the neigh
boring docks, got under it and
escaped them.
"The man after the candles was a
revenue officer, of course, and the
merchant had given me away. /
not only lost my spices, but had to
pay the truckman's fine, as they
captured him. The scrape cost me
81 AGO."
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

T. E. CLOHECY g. co.
BANKERS,
KETCHUM, ,------- IDAHO.

Transact general banking business in
all its branches.
Interest paid on Time Deposits.
Buy and sell Exchange on all the leading
Cities Of the United States.
Sell Exchange on the principal cities of
Great Britain, Ireland. Switzerland, France,
Belgium, Holland, Norway, Swcded. Den
mark, Italy, Russia, Germany and Austria.
Collections made with prompt returns ut
lowest rates.
Certificates of deposits issued payable on
demand.
Accounts solicited.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

"You don't mean to tell mo that
you have rheumatism 50 bad that
you know when the weather il go
ing TO change . day aheadf"
"Yes, groaned the sufferer. "Well,
you're mighty lucky. I wish ]
could tell when the weather Is go
ing to change"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

"You did not waste much mid
night oil over your books laet night
did your" inquired tho profsoooE
in : sarcastic TOM. No g,4 I
burn gas in my roem," !" replh ~
young man modestly.
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-10-23

"What nonsense exclaimed
Brown, looking over the bill Of
fare; "what do they want to put
all this French here fort" "Why,"
replied Fogg, II think it very sp-
propriate." "And Why sof"
e Simply to match the foreign mat
ter in the food"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21
Good Salaries,

or Commissions TO Men and Woven to act as 10.
cal or travelling Agents. No experience needci.
81 ally work. JAMES Il, WHITNEY, Nursery.
man. Rochester, N. Y. (MentiOn this papcr)
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21
AN I0EA o. S2oo,o3o.oco

Mr., Vanderbilt was worth s2O0.s
600 900 II wa say that ho was
worth $500 0Q),0J0 or $1,000
do we get porcepIibly different inns
preston about the bulk Of his for.
tnne : Most people do not. IT,
tue average mind the conception Of
enormous wealth is much the same
Whether it befccEcurl ~ hundreds
OF millions pr in yingja'iIlious. The
human mind cannot grasp thcsc
great sums or clearly appreciate Il C
diff renee between Que bundled
millions aud two Lundrpl millions.
Let Us try 10 describe Mr Van.
detbuilt's great fortuna in terms f
linear SOU De, aud otbic me IL =
ment ahi of weight. Every body
understands tEcso terms, and the,
make dciuito impression on meu' s
minls.
If the SUN Of $1OOOGO.OOO were
ID STANDARD silver dollars 1t would
present such features as this:
Put lenSthwise, dollar after dollar.
it would stretch distance of 4 60
miles, making a silver streak from
New Yolk ucGose The ocean 10 Liy-
erpool
Filed mp, dollar after dollar, it
would reach height of 35j miles.
Laid fiat on tue ground, the d,l-
lars world cover space Of neatly
sixty acres.
The weight OF this mass OF silver
would be 7,lGO tons.
To transport it wonld reqnite 3iS
care, carrying twenty tons cacl (,hir
Is the cnpucity of the strungrpl
freight cars aud making train Just
about two aud bali miles long,
On ordinary grades i, would re-
quire IL locomotives to hanl hi.
train. On roads Of steep grades and
sharp cnrves, l. or 20 locomotives
would be needed.
IN one dollar bills tLis 5000 Geo
600 foltune would assume suc!,
shapes as this;
The bills stretched lengthwist
would extend =, ,674 miles. on neatly
the cilcumfe! ence Of he earth at tie
equator.
Piled up one on another close a.
leaves in new book, they would
ieNeh height ci twelve mics
Spread ont Oh the ground they
would cover 146 acre., or n,arly th,
whole sullace Of Central Park, iu'
Gliding ponds md leselvoi,s
A safe deposit vault to contain
these bills wonld require to he >;
feet long, g feet wide, aud 20 fec
high.-N Y Times.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21

niSPFPSiA. Its vatur,, Csuses. PREVENT q
xyand Cure Pv I'm n. Mchlvin, Lowell
Mnss.. u yearsTax Collie or. senA Tree to any
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21
Isw Tie sg.va .sa,. Ua.n { 3h3a.

.Isw lie SI,aA .sa,s Wa.n sh51
Ringing ON anvil roundelay,
The blacksmith's bellows reSouud,
Shaping shoe with rat-tat.too,
And showing the sparks around.
Singing OF home that his toll has
made.
And thinking Of wife and boy;
Rat tat too-anJ he turns the shoe
With hands that are thrilled with
joy.
Still is his song and pale his face,
He wipes OF tSe sweat aud SCOT,
heels.
To lit the brown mules hind foot
Brave was llor,tiis who kept the
bridge,
Brave the six hundred. too;
BrGver ihuu they is the smith to day
Who ventures that mule To shoe.
Silent and Still tn. old brown mule
stands
So gentle and kinl his eve
la! the smith picks up the foot, th-
m',le kicks,
The blacksmith goes "out Oh ily.'
lie kicks tho old anvil out NJ the shop.
He Kick. the big chimney down,
And kicks without stop I'LL smith tool.
drop
In cv'ry part Of the town.
He Kicks until nothing l. in his roach
And then the hiud feet are sti led:
With bliss brUmins eyes the brown
male dies,
His mission on Garth fulfilled
tNirIFl later T.,ty
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21
s<.=1rzEz<z.surzS<azz.1aExa

The secret Of General Grants
success in tue war is clearly reveal
cd by bis confession that from ear-
ly youth, "One OF my snpersttious
had always been when | started TO
go anywhere, or to do anything, not
to turn beek or to stop, until the
thing was accomplished y
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21

The eannibals have au easier time
of il than .he man Who eats shad
There are only 240 bones in the hu-
man body.
Boston is to have crematoly
II the citizens Of the Hub should
get tired Of it they eau turn it int
prblic bean bakery.
Something one should ever re-
member well and keep CONSTANTLY
fi0aedi-his Int ia aIyalIg. I.!ss,, bs sgE' 2
riga -ustiDga sno0ssS" ssS. about US
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1886-01-21

The twcuty-six miners entombod
in the mines at Nanticoke are to he
| y rs they arc. 1t il said il would
o. 4 million OF dollars to reach
the The company Offer the
iamil s.of tue lost miners $4,000
u5yc) IFtItto it.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Lincoln aud Old Seth Kfnnau.



& goodly crowd was gathered about oid
Sc. h kinmln the famous California hunte:',
IN the comfortable reading room of the In
ternatiUEal hotel last evening. Seth was IN
the best of story telling moods. he sad:
w hen Abe Lincoln was elected | made up
my mind / d give MIN a cheer. | knew HIM
TO lac anl MY father fit together into the
Black Hawk war. When l started to Wash
ington / took Iuiin along to exhibit him.
! give shows on the way That darnod In
jun pa;ersi out OF my hands at OSwego, y.
y lie leop'e fed him so much that tie
fairly busted. Well. cd Abe got WIND o
NE and sent for me Christ Lloyd, who was
clerk Of lie Penp,yiyany hou e of represent
a,iy,a then, wecs 20 Washington with me
fron Harrisburg. | said 10 him: Now. old
u,an. ~, som 10 present this che L 10 Abe
ntysaiE ,on't want nobody to waw-'Faw
for me Ms time And dill Old Abe was
just tIsS's,l to .l-a:h, TOO. lie shucN binds
with 're. a'i on he sly he TOOK ne outeu the
e. I rnon all give me pull at some n:ce Old
lou-'son THEN aftsrwar1 | shovel HIM
Old 'Dlton Haic.' Tia 5 the nqme of my old
kon,-!rk .ife. and h took it up, 81 shtel il
~ az Imaginary bar, and said: Seth, that :
the h'rt ri artillery wa raised on j hen
hpoulat eue ny liblle, and L, sot me TO
olaylo ara ! give him GRAY Eagle Cd
IN .ocn. ga on a Log AMI the 'Arlan-
81" traveller. he Jest roarel a ! the win e
fnor fe.low. ! was in FoTd's theatre tho
1i-hr e - ht.'
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
The Doom of Human Hair.


A startling prediction comes from the
Nineteenth Century clu5. Dr. William A.
Hammond alvanc the opinion thai in
about one thou and years, which viii carry
Us TO the year of Our Lord 2SS5-6, al man
kind viii be bald. Unless the generation
living in hat age should choose to counter
felt Ii if ancestors of the present day by
wearing wigs only smooth y polished heads
destitute 0. capillary covering will BE- visible
from the family circles of theatres or the
galleries OF churches.
1t is difficult to conjecture to what this
universal badness may Lad. II the .. eseat
fashions ould prevail in those DAYS. it is
not improbable that ladies may enp,ov dis
tin-uished artists to paint hIibado figure.
birds Of bright p,umage or inIescrIbab!e
animals on their heads and enter rising men
OF la mess may use the smooth space for
advertising purposes. If ladies dec de UPON
wearing wigs the business of the hair dresser
and the lady's maid will be considerably
Gght-nel.
If Dr. Hammond is correct in his p-edic-
ton it IS certa II that the ter,nagant wife of
$50 viii not lie able to take as firm a hold
upon her husband as the wife of the present
time 1t may also be questioned VIII .ther
the politicians OF that daoe viii be any more
barefaced than those Of 1885. even il td.y
should be more bareLeaded.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
prnyerbili Sk3ts.

The Pavement of HaJcs is rela;G tie first
of every January
'Sic sem?er tyrannis," may be freely ren
dered, The sick always are tyrants
Pride goes before a fall" ami the win
ter of discomfort" follows after
God helps those who help themselves" so
that comm-r cial travellers at hotel table
are sure of the assistance of heaven.
'He that is down need fear no fall, y lie
cause feathers fall so lightly
The blind cannot lead the blind" all a
both jus Ice and love have b4ndagel eyes,
neither can be trusted 10 lead the other.
Love goes out at the window when nov
erty enters the door, but should poverty
retire by the door it is amazing with what
celebrity love comes scrambiag in BIZ the
window
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06

In speaking of the "Annexatian
Project" the Lake Superior News,
published at Duluth says: The
question OF bringing into the state Of
Minnesota, and ultimately into the
corporate limits Of Duluth, the Wis
consin side OF the St. Louis river from
West Superior to the Nemadii river,
is being agitated by parties interested.
1t Is no secret that ]. IL Hammond,
the West Superior boomer IS strong
~ in favour ot the project, and that a
few partie, in Duluth are also inter
ested on personal grounds The fact
that the agitation arises from parties
who may have special private reasons
for the proposed scheme is no valid
objection against it, but the matter
should be discussed on broader
grounds, provided there Is the slight
est probability that annexation can
be accomplished if shown to be desir-
able. 1t IS generally known that
about sixteen years ago the practical
union Of Duluth and Superior was
almost an' accomplished fact Lead
ing men in the Western Land Associ-
alton, which then controlled much
larger portion Of Duluth thaa now,
made propositions to the chief owners
of Superior property for consolidate
ion Of their interests into one copper
alton, to be followed as soon rs poss-
ibIe by union Of the towns on each
side Of The bay. The preliminaries
and most Of the details were arrang-
ed and finally all the leading parties
interested met at sumptuous dinner
in Philadelphia, at the close Of which
I it was expected that the final details
would be dcinately settled. One or
two Of the Superior owners were de-
termined to have larger share in the
new organization than most were
willing TO cuncede; others were drawn
into the controversy and the gather
ing finally broke up without reaching
any result; all subsequent attempts
to revive the matter were equally un-
successful
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Ont of Season.


fEIIE.I
No crowd turns Ous to sec him come. M
buglcs drown the ochoing drum; no plaulli.s
fall in v0ca' showers: no maIdeas strcw h;,
way with flowers: no police sergeanes
phGl9nx stool to hold il chez; the multi
tule; no delegation came to meet: alone he.
EoOfeI it down the sire I; alone befor, The.
clerks he stands an pens h 5 nama witt,
trembling hands. Awe struck lie hears that
maSnate say: Front! nine ought forty,
right away Alone he climbs the distant
stairs ard no one knows and TO one cares to
what lost room he has 10 ciinG-the base
bail man in winter time
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Mss. EayaTd Dead.

WARRINGTON, Feb. 1.-The sudden
death OF Mrs. Bayard, wife Of the see
rotary of state, which occurred last
night, following so closely upon the
death Of his daughter, Katherine, has
almost Frustrated Secretary Bayard.
The circumstances attending the
daughters death were - shocking that
Mrs Bayard but partially realized
them, and for several days after seem
ed 10 be in a condition Of mental be-
wildcrment. Saturday, Il week ago,
she seemed first to fully comprehend
what had happened and broke com
pletclv down. Commissions of grief
which followed resulted in brain fever.
Since Wednesday she has been delir-
ious, and for tNelty-tour hours pre-
yious t. death was uuc0nscI1uS. Mrs.
Bavard WAS Miss Lee, OF Baltimore.
She was married thirtv-one wears ago
this winter and had twelve children
being fifty years old ut the time OF her
death. Her remains will be taken TO
Wilmington and buried beside those Of
her daughter. Mr. Bavara is entirely
broken down and fears his health will
be impaired by the terrible shock and
anxiety which he sustained during the
last fortnight. Many sympathizing
friends have called on him today, but
he will see no one.
Ii Is reported on good authority that
Secretary Bayard will resign from the
cabinet After the death Of his daugh-
ter he told some of his friends that
since he became secretary OF state he
had nothing but trouble, and the as
sociatioms rs well Is the duties Of the
office had become exceedingly dis
tasteful to him. Il IS said too, that
when he returned from the funeral of
his daughter he rendered his resi-na-
ton verbally to the president, but was
persuaded to reflect carefully before
he took the formal step. To 4 friend
who called to express bis sympathy.
Mr. Bayarl said that he coald not re-
main in Washington after what he
had 50 recently suffered, and felt that
he must get away. 1t IS said he will
resign and lcaye at once for Europe.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06

A woman was tanning the corpse
Of her husband, and being asked by
the ncighbors why She famed dead
man in The middle Of winter She re-
piled: My husbands last words were
Wife wait until | am cold before YOU
marry again.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Death Of Gen EEunfcr.


Washington, Feb. 2-Gon. David
Hunter, Y. s. \. lrctiredl. died
suddenly this afternoon al his resi-
dence in this city. lie was in his
usual good health this morning. and
made several visits down town during
the atter0oan. Returning, he com
planned Of pains IN his abdomen, and
hal to be assisted to bed He died
in few minutes.
Gen. Hunter was a vetern Of the
Mexican war, and also served with
distinction in the late war. He was
retired in 1856, after being severely
wounded in several engagements.
lie WAS president of the military
court that tried Mrs. Surratt.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Ts,e lake Superior lie Challenge

Upon this story we confidently de
fy the united genius Of the aggregated
press Of the east. \ small boy at
Quincy, went up the bill side full Of
pleasure at the last fall Of snow. At
the summit he slipped and rolled
down the hill, becoming the nucleus
Of Il vast SNOWFALL, which hopelessly
imprisoned him. He was missed
after several hours and the searchers
got on the track of the SNOWFALL, and
traiIed it to where it leaped from the
top Of the hill toward the lake shore.
Looking down they could see it Iodg-
ed on the roof Of the Quincy mill.
They finally got it, broke it open and
found the boy inside alive, but rather
chilly. Upon this incident we rest
the reputation Of Lake Superior for
season.-Hancock Herald
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
A COMFORT.

Judge Petcrby said TO his co'orad servant:
Nou viii have to quit. You attend to
your work very well, but l am always miss
ing things about the house, and every time
it Is you who takes them
Boss, don't send me of on dat account
Hit mus be n comfort ter you when yer
missing anything ter know right whar hit
81 y
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
They Have Trouble with Donrstics
Even in Teas.

IItNas -!fiInIsI
"Why diTn5 You come When | rangT said
a Texas iady to he" domestic.
'Becau e / didn't heaA de bell
thereafter when you don't hear The bell
you must come and tel me so.n
Was 1,,rfr,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
Snecial Great Ofer.

Until January !, 1855 we viii send our blade
Farmers Knife or our 2.biade Boss Jack Kuife.
or uur blade IadyS Pearl Handle Knife. worth
II each. and the Farmers Friend one year for 81
cents. % secure your subscription. or we will
send both our Butter Knife and Sugar spoon of
tfipple silver plate, worth 81 and the paper for
~ cents. Irp our splendid offer and you viii not
regret it. Address
FARMERS FRIEND PUB. co.
l-'lAl South BEND. IND
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
WAIVED CANIAMERS For the Lie of
GENERAL |. s. GRANT

by the distinguished Historian, Hon. J. T Head
ley. VERY liberal commission Rapid Sales
Address Rt once stating experience ana terri
tory desired Outfit 90 cents.
c. W. BEB0
OH 1925 y 9th St, Minneapolis Mimi
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1886-02-06
AN UNJUST Sr-SpTCTov

Matilda SNOWFALL the colored domestic in
an Austin family, was suspected of helping
herself to some wine.
own up, Matilda. that you have been
drinking out of this bottle OF Rhine wins,'
said the lady OF the house.
mo, mu1u, | nebber has been near dat
bottle"
Are you s,reT'
sob coUrso lis. Ketch me a-dr1uk,n dat
ar sour stun what Fuckers up yer snouE
No, MIN, ] mas got better sense dan dat az,