The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1886-03-10
SAsBY
.rr. Nasty l. EsIigbfesed as 20 the
S,aruIar ceurse Of the President
CoSFEDEEIT \ Roads.

(ONFFDEkIT - G.1EDr-
Mich i Ia the State Of Kenineky,g
February =, loe5.
he'd a conversation with . prom
ioeut Dimekralic manager % Lpoi--
vile. regsrein the extraordinary
sioxnis uy the President 10 eieanin
ogt :ae RepUblk-a rzskels. Tic5 neF
hin fat,euin OF the publick ofhoes
f,r "A ,ears and putin IN ther pia-
ces honest patriots Ike meselL o-z
be:
"Yoo don't know shat acoot
statesman Grover Cleveland T. he
i plavin i loE dowE on the Re
publickins. for be intends 70 keep
ioe government IN the hands Nv
the D.a.Ocrisy, Wich il hissei, fur
ever.
aro wich Dimocrisy do you re-
fer p / asked.
a. The Dimocrisy w Nich be 4 the
exDonent His polisy is 70 ol-ln,e-
gate the Rspublikin parry, and de-
siroy Il entirely. To TINS end ne is
re,siain In offs the heit Nv the Re
uublikiu offs holders. wich is rOoln
- our snenies- The Republicans
wjch Il IN offs are the most active
workers Ia the Republican party. II
!. them wich rallies TO the pOle-,
vich votes early and often. and gicn
brlsgs 10 the sgid and Iohrm ii Il
th-sa wieh bleeges il the Importance
nv one vote. and Wich pays fur brass
bsuds and sieh. Noe, 40 kspaoii
kin ofiii- holder wicb Il c0nunnsTed
by Cleveland kin, wIio any decFn-
cy. rails to the poles OF bring 10 TIE
sgid and lnirm agin him or his ad-
m.ai-trachen. Tney wont Dc act
i've. 10 say the least. i hen seiiin
comfortably on is nest y qule1 sno
csntent-chop thzt hen mead OF
and II hops furiOUsly and spirts
blood 10 yoor face. The Rrp1bii-
Ken offs holder l. 3 setlln hen Inla
course knocks out uv active WcrE
Thousands Of Z-lns men. aud Ger
tain Der cent. Nv en- viii vote with
the D.mocrisy. 10 hold their p!aces
7 sboodent wonder ei be shOoa d.
eide - appoint n0thin BAT R4puoii-
kins 10 oihi-, 10 order 70 weaken the
eaemy. Do you ses
/ -hood say I did, ] replied
" Bgt IL the meeaiime wat Is 10 be
come Vi me2 VA y0oz7 VIZ II tgi
ne 20 rz..g 60 the poles, AID vots
eary aad often to elect Grover
Cleveland, # don't git the oils
hev oin y.rain fgr fur y yesrs2 ? VA
gold j. Dimekraiic edminIsiraznel
rua by Republikeus2 Wat better
on ana then ez tho Blame he'd biz
elected But 90 on. Ny pashens'
is not quite eggsnaustid.
Then 70 further weekin the Re
pubhkin party and take the VINO
entirely Out uy ther sales, be perpos
q 10 adopt taer poiisy. he l. ma
kin q VIRUS iite iur civil servl- re-
form, De is opposed to any spesh
tinkerin With the tariff, and he ]:
everiastingly dogn on repOodiashur
and al that. AID Fl ihsr l. a RepuD
likin noshea that be hszn't adoptic
| don't Inst know it. Yoo kin easi
ly see h0E il week.-mrs. the Republi
kins to adopt their pol!sy i
knocks EN- oUt Nv the ring, oecoz
700 see. they hewitt any ishoos." F"
see. replied, " bat wat be-
CONES OF Dimocrisy? II is iIst tht
same IN this ez It is in the matter
w Offices. Ell We are agoin to dc
all that Blame would hev done. why
In blazes didn't we elect Blame
Then sat is becom Nv them Dino
Gratis which reely do b.eove ia the
distinctive principles Nv DimOcricy
Ther are DImocrats wich bev no
shens ~ their own. Their are mos
bax wich votid for Jaxn, and "a
them Dimocrisy meens suihin.
am free to say that IF the President
viii give me the offs wich ! am en
entitled 20 that | don't keer a dam
wat be asks me 10 believe. | am ia
the sere and yaller leef, subsistence
is necessary TO me. 1t don't make
much difference wat | bleeve durin
the few remainin yee. ! hey to STAY
Gid the pin with post ofii- ind III
swaller il, no matter Wha, IL a.
When / went into the fite las, yeei
there was inscribed onto ny banner
tbe two Ps under which ! hey aliuz
Got, PRINCIPLES AND PRovENDER. !
amt SO parikeler "a to Principles
but ] must hey the Provender. The
Conscience may be stllled, but the
stUmick never Principles won'i
give a man the BraeeE in the mornir
or the Sooiher a lite. Principle
WON'T pay Bsscom or iaake goo solid
at his bar. | will take EN- both 10
getber. but ef | kin only hev wun il
must he the latter.
But when Won ask me 10 turn Z
aip-hap into Repubiikinism and no
hev the post oiiis, my stumick re
bels. That Is too much. With th'
kentry -un on Republican priusi
pies ano the ofiises Elled with Re
publikens, don't see wat che Dim
ocrisy bev made II isn't the fest
sposed ! wuz goin to cot down 10
ANYHOW
Tie discusha closed with this
feel all that sed. I'm biessd IF Ia
goin 10 swaller Republikinism ano
Lubbock. the niger postmaster
both. IF the President wants me t
foller him into the Republican CAM
under the Dlmekraiio flag. mus
be put somewhere in tue viseinitl
nv the baggage. l dOn't carry .
musket solely for the benefit uv 10
general commandin. | want som
NV the plumber myself
PETROLEUM Y. NAssY.
Rebelyus J