Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-16
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE is said te be a movement on foot to
organize a servant glrls mutual protective
association One OF the first rules, II is I'M
derstoOd, VIII be that no mistress is to be per
mitted to.fuss around in the kitchen while
the servant girls present.-The cook.
A CHTNAMAN at San Francisco has estab-
llshed factory FOR manufacturing devils
and idols. The devil already has a factory
for the manufacture Of idtes and those other
Things. But this will boom the Chinaman's
business, rather than hurt it.-N0rriStolon
RerdId.
A NuRsERYMAN in Pennsylvania claims to be
able TO grow apples without cores. This is
certainly an Improvement upon that variety
OF frult which comes with the flowers that
bloom in the spring, and ia principally re-
mara able for being core without any apple
outside Of tt.-POmoJogist.
RUMoR has it that the Princess of Wales
gives finishing touches to all her bOnnets and
hats. Wonder if she couldn't be induced 10
come over here and give a finishing touch to a
Few OF the hats and bonnets with which our
American women hide the stage of the
theatre.-BostoR Transcript
IT Is narrated recently that a small bow.
one OF a family OF eleven, caled with his ia
ther on President Cleveland. The President
chatted with the child awhile, and finally the
boy asked: Have you got any little boys?"
No" replied Mr., Cleveland. .sNor no little
girls?" mo" Goodness graciousr' exclaim-
ed the boy, what nice, quiet, peaceable
time you must have v- Washington Critic.
AN ARTFUL, DESIGNING MINISTER'S WIFE
fractured a mum sociOl the other evening and
added Sl4l, 80 IN fines to the church treasury
by casual remaining that she had seen
lovely new bonnet up stairs in the dressing
room and asking whose IL was. Every lady
In the room responded: TITS mineW And
then they al said other things, SO that their
husbands had to borrow car tare to get home.
-SomerolHe YQHrnal. u ,lss, IL
MRS. AwLJAw-Gough must have been
remarkable maR; Lhaye just I aad that he lee
turgd 9, 90 times = ~
Mr. Awljaw-Nothing remarkable IN that.
No? Where is there a similar case?'
Let me ee. We have been married thirty
years Now, you have lectured about every
night-'et us. say thirty times three hundred
Sesnte breaks up in disorder. l-Detroit
Journal.
'SDID YOU go to the Tibbohs party the other
night. Mrs. PrinkleyT' inquired one woman
Of another in the jam at a millinery store.
'He-, indeed" she replied with eyes fairly
swapping with delight.
Have a good tme?"
Yes. had a splendid time. The Twomley
girls were there, you know, and they didn't
have on thing lit To be seen. while every body
SAID my new dress was just too lovely for any
thing. Isn't this delicious weather?'-Cki-
cage Ledger.
THERE was a somewhat mixed crowd at a
masquerade ball given in New York. Clam
Whopper was present. but Mrs. Clam whOpper
was ubks = HpFodtnluk NltltO nun ne play
fully tapped her on the shoulder and said
Fair salntess. | recognize thee by thy sylph-
like FORM" To his amazement he recognized
the voice of his cook, Biddy Mudoon.
"Plaze, sor don't tell the Guild lady at home
that yez met me here"
That's ali o. X, Biddy, and don't you tell
the old lady you met me here. Ta-ta, fair
saintess.--Iesds Siftings.
DR.. HAMNosD's BALD MAN.
TonsOrIa art
Can ind no part
Where it can find no hair.
The NJ. ID. said
The future head
For badness must prepare.
Has statements veX
The sterner sex.
A fact they don't disguise.
For now they see
Their heads Will be
But skating Kinks for flies.
-Ptffs6Ur0 Commercial
FRENCH FRIvoLITIES-An American went
to one of his friends who was sick in a hospi-
tai. well, and how are you getting along?"
he asked.
''Badly, old man, very badly. The doctor
has just told me that IL 1 turned over on my
left side IL would kill me Immediately"
Ffiou surprise me"
ut is just as have told you"
''It's al nonsense"
You don't believe it. Wei, bet you $40 it
is So"
"I'll take IT,"
"Wen, then. look here" and the sick man
turned over aud died. His friend deposited A
$40 bill on the side Of the bed and left.-Ddily
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