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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
Dancing Saints.

The Mormon church has started thus
early in the season, says The Salt Lake
Democrat, to open fire with full force
against the practice of round dancing
among the young Saints and Saintesses.
A few Sundays ago Joseph Z. Tay-
lor, the cohabitive outlaw, made his
appearance in the Sugar.House ward
meeting-place and gave the young
Saintesses a fearful drubbing on keep
ing company with gentle youths. 1t
was pretty hard for the girls to take
such raking from this scape-grace,
but it was infinitely worse on the gen.
tile youth in general. Those who have
seen Sugar-House girl will need no
further explanation. The inspired
Joseph also hammered away at the
evils of round dancing, of which he
appeared to know great deal.
But this is not the saddest part of
the war on round dancing. 1t is no
more than is naturally expected of the
fossiliferous stake presidents. A much
worse indication is seen in the fact that
several of the most youthful youths of
Zion have been bluffed into raising
their voices against it. Sunday before
last STRIPPING Saint of eighteen sum-
mers and two or three winters-a
Saintlet who danced round dances all
last winter-a Saintlet who is no more
capable of forming an idea for him.
self than witness in cohab case is
of telling the truth-this little Saintlet
was made the photograph through
which an anti-round-dancing sermon
was squeaked at the congregation. The
youth did not think there was much
harm" in the practice if there was not
too much "hugging' done, and closed
his speech by saying that he would
promise to quit dancing round dances
# the church would not allow them to
90 on. He was followed by another
lad little older in years but quite as
young in experience; and it is thus that
the Saints are taught the Lords wishes.
The depth of depravity to which boy
of Is must descend in order to inject
ideas of morality or immortality into
the innocent pleasure of dancing is
something more alarming than thou
sand such evils as those which these
kidlets preach.
There is one good thing in the
church's sitting down upon this sort of
enioyment-it will bring lots of the
young people to their senses, and if it
comes to the worst the old Saints will
find that there are few young Nor
mons who won't bluff for cent.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
Neither One Meant ANYTHING.

Jocular passenger to matter of-fact
Notwithstanding down much to-
day?'
The conductor modestly, but firmly
knocks him down.
Say" (picking himself up saddcr
and sorer MANI Cant you take
joke? i didn't mean anything"
81 didn't either. ~ brakes Magazine.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
THB GIANT OF Medicines Z!
The Most Effective and Popular
Remedy Ever Discovered.
WHY IS IT SO effective IN so MANY p,F-
FERENr DISEASES?

RAfHY
b
to
eaicai agree that with
ilaRec
II il S going gooi order We
nt dea ed We study the condition SIC
produces any OF the FOLLOWING COMMON UNUsECTED
SYMPTOMS BGkHGhe UTVsqL %
hot nd dry skin Tickle
with intense sudden
kn,e Ell
of
ehaiud
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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Plaid plush has tufted plush squares In
the center of the plaid, formed by narrow
stripes of light color surrounding a dark
square.
Sleeves OF different color or material from
the bodice are worn. With polonaise over
dress the sleeves correspond to the materials
of the skirt.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
What Constitutes a Love Match

What Constitutes a Love Match.
Il hear Gus De Jones is going to be
married"
YES; he is"
ITO the rich Miss Brown. they tell
me-"
That's the lady"
She's not very handsome, either"
mot to speak Of"
Why do you suppose he is marrying
her?"
Its love match"
"Oh. pshaw?'
Fact, I assure you. Love match
pure and simple"
You don't believe thatP"
Yes, do. She is in love with him
and he is in love with her money. -
Pittsburgh Dispatch
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
Indian Moccasins for Baby,

From Baby hood.
My baby boy, q year old, has never worn
anything in the way Of shoes but Indian moe
casns. They are soft and yielding, and warm
err than shoes When tied with ribbons they
look well, ard are more comfortable. My ba
by uses his feet more in climbing and moving
about than any child ever noticed with shoes
These moccasins are cheaper and last long,
which is quite an item when one has mum
Der Of little feet to dress.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

The United States has an area OF between
100000 and 400, 900 square miles Of coal fields,
100000, 900 tons of coal being mined from these
fields annually, or enough TO run ring around
the earth at the equator five and one-half feet
vide aud five and one half thick every year.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Weak, nervous, overworked women, ncr-
vous exhaustion, mental and physical tire out,
recovered and repaired In few hours by the
harmless South American plant delicious
drink, Price 80 cents quart bottle. For
sale everywhere
DEs MONIES MoxIE NERVE Foop Co..
Des Moines, Iowa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

You hardly realize that It is medicine when
taking Carter's Little Liver Pills, they are
very small, no bad effects; all troubles from
torpid liver are relieved by their use.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Fa.thfulness Is necessary in all kinds Of
work. Especially is il necessary in treating a
q, TO procure the btst remedy, which is Al
lens Lung baisam, ana lake II faithfully &C.
every time aud prevent fatal results. Sold by
ali druggists at 25c., 5Je End 81 a bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
Pretty WHISTLES.

Summer coughs and colds generally come to
stay, but the use OF Red Star Cough Cure in.
yariably drives them away. Safe prompt, sure
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
WARMERS SAFE CURE. I"

Hoods are seen OF all mantles, from the
cumbersom Russian cloak 10 tie jaunty tailor
made jacket. They are generally becoming.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
How Hawks and Owls Eat.

From Atlanta Constitution.
Captain Tom Langston, who Is one Of At
lanta's most enthusiastic sportsmen, says:
ibid you ever notice a hawk or an owl prepar-
Ing to make meal on blrdl The difference
In their methods is very great. A hawk will
first pick all the feathers of the bird and then
pick 1t to pieces as 1t is deyoured. He goes at
II In very systematic and dainty manner.
Not so with an owl After killing bird the
owl swallows II whole, feathers and all. lie
then sits quietly, and in an hour or so you will
see the owl move his neck about as If he was
trying to untangle knot In 1t. Then he will
sort of hump his back, lower his head and the
moment a ball of feathers win roll out Of his
mouth. The operation shows that the owl d.
vests the bird of its feathers after swallowing
1t, while tie hawk plucks out every feather
and quill before he takes bite"
The editor of the Corscana, Tex, Observer.
Mr.. &. P.'Miller had severe attack of rheuma.
tism In his left knee, which became so swol-
len and painful that he could not walk up the
stairs. He writes that after a few applications
of St Jacobs Oil, the pain entirely disappeared,
and the knee assumed its normal Drol ortions
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Mr.. J. + Bonsil, New Bloomfield, Pa. clerk
Of the several courts of Perry county, Pa. wa
afflicted with rheumatism for more than thirty
years. After spending hundreds OF dollars
with different physicians, and trying every
known remedy without benefit, he used 81
ia obs Oh, which effected an entire cure.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Cast twenty-four stitches on each needle
(three needless, join, knit one round plain
knit two stitches plain, put thread over once
knit one, put thread over once. knit one, sill
one, narrow, throw the slipped stitch over; re
peat till one round is knit The next round /,
plain always. Continue until the wristlets ART
as long as YOU like them. For large wiist
thrty-two stitches will be necessary. The pat
tern must be increased or decreased by eight
stitches on each needle. This is very pretty
In wool or silk.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

In the matter OF buttons fashion has DE-.
creed that rich dresses must have them o
solid gold. Many of the fancy buttons are
of so rich design that they may be classeG
among ieweiry
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
csses OF Weak stomach, Indigo stion,
ryspepsia relieved by CARRIERS LIrILR NEa Il Puts

The Arc-Scales are the cheanesttcalcs made.
They are adapted for Office, home, store and
farm. Several varieties. Agents wanted
Works, Davenport Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Motto for corset factory-"We have come
to stay."--Cleye!gad Sun.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
You Gan Secure Strength

SHOE and hardwsrs dealers sol Lyons Heel stinen
ers. they keep boots and shoes strsight
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16
WEAK. NERvous PEOPLE

SsaNk- And others suffering from
SgiSsf ,slS-b1psEzss> nervous debility ,eahausting
EazasN1SJYyS$~1Ns chronic diseases premature
rrrrnnfte ertH - iecne of young or old
SitIssSssd Hie positively cured by DR..
%aEEIsTEFgs1T~ Horne's famous Electro
1AaS 49, Magnetic Belt Thousands
n every sf.AS State in the Union have been cured.
lectrici Nv Instantly felt. Paten ted and sold 10
ears Whole family can wear same belt Electric
free with male belts Avoid worthless i'm
tations and bogus companies. Electric Trusses Tor
2upture. 700 cured mss. Send stamp for pamphlet.
in. ". j. HoREs, INVENTOR, 1911 WABASH Az, CHICAGO.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Inc Rt.
of state
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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

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making
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ture AM
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month.
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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

w. S.
Jennie I
can be;
worth c
John Ill
will nls
ture.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-12-16

Mr.. 4
I,handsol
3nirers
FAucklal
an albu
tion bel
the albu
New re
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The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13

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The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13

4 IAurMa1 e.eusDGsasse e3nt - ~
fepsbtlg osgaa Gzse ia C9De4Dasg aDc
beads8 b. ; brass asaEsa the asmbefs
called - Judge Tnns laars milO Sa&aAs
gnen Lise l0sseniGg ssessgh
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~ 8as se2t ss9eks ] stpelso nas 3
ss4s8G o8e, zJ4ee,o o. D.G Asr aDo
j rsfassn ser Sci ss,sA fesa alal
beapsssta tzeagise a. sAsch .ase Az
tbgr seis fvFtb IL tlse K1Gst besgtats.
2ssG Impressive 2ag3eg Alas eoDssI-
maaioa ~ ga age .Aarh N0D1 ia
sg1e degree ~ C0z1 yeDsaliOp ~
,8se 1r3ais ~ sCatb. wondered q
sA2f ~ noNlo eger " Rise. Aes,
phea ] .pek Gos1 npg@ s0EF Aesc
aga ace yonf DDght iaces aud knop
wil0 sos are aaQ mhat sec arr, J lee
sOBeshsDg q regret lLat tlAe ED
author neTsr Lad syicervgian slut
~ boAof aAs0 console iilm 10 Ais 80
age. ~ 500 haTe mine. I tDapk yea.
Grst. 5gsr the hpD0r yo8 Aase ngse a.
Old naE ID taking HE Same Ter 5eaf
eiDh. an1 secobG. for gbe klnlDess
y0a haze manifested toward nse b.
soar ATTENDANCE ~ nigAt aud yous
Deaui4gai serenssle Ny i14ebds. 81
enc cal cas- y0H are n0fah5piDg .
Rising $50. No il ~ > settiag snc.
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aisassss+aYang fcreyer. shaA Bersf
ssfsia nh,sher office nor stall ] efef
Be 4 e4sd5aate sor 0issee. AeEce II
slii not lse ia ms power ~ fe~ arc
sus ffienes "a - pgpish ~ foss.
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tias sesi,eet rereiY IL hons4r ~ ase
fellow mhc fren boz hood has beeg a
slenocfst aNd nbD uAtas bAs dylSz
day Will ne Democrat, ard siie ~
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still lives Is Il nsy pride Ana iasast
that 4 hsye ainAgs Dee1 stfODx and
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The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13

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The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13

Tie gsAiI fDa XII eefs suffered ~
Ehose WHO Sss afflicted w4sa 5yspep
ssa arg s4aesef ssGtgle. Tue distress
y. lie Loag j - 1aslsd u suf pAssea
br -he ApafHsaon aBa tott9ses 81 tne
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u glser VI I9eG's baFsA1as has
saasea 1bDusa1as ~ ~ taankfu8 t9r
snse great EnealeEe. III sspslf bns
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The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13

kligsrs Il peDeBrates through tjse skis
asaa Ns<A ~ tie VERY 1Nse. 1f8riBg ont
Fseass. 21sg restores tie AlIsIege0 Part ~
sDaaa At9 stable lsfa IT,
hjAge ora. teller and se4sc head hAve
bssA permanently cured ~ the slm1ple
ssf "A N4t4Dfa j.fAimeuf.
FaF HeufAigsa. lasne back ~ fiaensna-
tlsAa apply hat4nsa f.iai@esd. III A.
forGs immaculate relief. Fop sale h.
y. " Wells. AID J. a. 0sAom. Dover.
The Russellville Democrat., 1886-10-13
TO ADVERTISERS.

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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-02-18
ROZ NJ AIT OSCJ.

,,Petersbusyer Zeitung' wspomina pochwal'
me o wspanioiym obrazie konkursowym mfodego
artysty polskiego Jana Ciaglihskicgo, ucznia a
kademii sztuk p%ieknych W Petcrsburgu.
= Czyjez to wielkie pfotno, piszc ia gazeta, Q
szczegolnie 'ponetnej gre kolorow, przedstaWia-
jace IA pierwszym planie grupy pcfno zycia: sta
bego starca 4 corka w kwiccie m%fodosci kobiete
o sniadej twarzy 2 dzincckfem ma reku? Jest to pra,
ca ~Ciaglinskiego, niczapizeczenie najwiekszego
kolorysty 20 wszystkich akademikow lat ostat.
Mich. Ubiegaf on sic ma konkursio o wielki medal
'zfotyaz KisieIcwem ME o%trzymaf mcdalu. Sa-
dzawka Observation-Disclosures zdradza cos wiecej
ns talent ~pospolity; tn owdzic dostrzcgamy sla-
dy genJuszu, pokrcwnego Sicmiradzkiemu. Mkt
sic ME z;'waha przyznacqego, Mkt by mu tel ME
odmow1f mcdalu, gdyby ten ostatali mi:.f bye We
aug PrseHnaezon'n swego zapfata talcntu gcnlu-
szu, ale ACADEMIA nagradza medalem pierwsze]
klasy praee, gotowa zupefnic, rezultat wspofdzia-
fania dwoch czynnik6w: wolf iumiejetnosci. Pra-
ca xas Ciaglihskiego ME jest wykonczona. Obok
szczegofow, 6wiadczacych o zdu%miewajacem arty-
zmie po]edynczych rysow, olsniewajacych pre-
pychem, gdzie niegdzie widz ~napotyka SHADY ME
wykohezenia. 1braz Ola tego jedynie ME doznaf
.powodzcnia, re jest nieakademiczny. Rada akade-
micka @hciala dziatac ~nietylko W charaktcrze u
r y artystyczno estetycznego, locs jednoczesnic
musiafa sic tez kierowaGo wzgledami pedagogical.
nemi, zkad wypadto, re obraz konkursowy Z ma
larstwa historycznego, niezaprzeczenie najwie-
kszym nacechowany talentcm najwiScej obiecu.
lacy, ME uzyskaf Gmcdalu. zywimyy nadzleje, re
n;epowodzenie to ME zniecheci mfodego j wysoce
ttalentowanego artysty he %znajdzie on srodki do
pfzedsiewziecia W dalszym ciagu studj6w "a gra-
nica. skoro szczesliwie p%rzobrnie artysta swdj o.
kaes burzliwy, moAemy sic odeh spodziewa60 re
czy pieknych i wielkich.
nhraI' zas donosi, zc grono petersburskich
iiteratow, dziennikarzy artystow, W liczbie Kill
kunastu osob przyjmowato uczta skfadkowa INTO.
diego artyste.
Jezeli nleprzyjazna Polakom ,,Petersburgcr
przyznaia oCiaglihskicmuo genjusz, to-
1Dpa5c W rzeczy samrj musi to bye artysta tax 60
I,iacych salet, IL navel wrogowie zataic ich ME
'Aogli. Q
Wspomniana gazeta byfa W wielkim kfopo-
lie \chcac wytinmaczyt powod odm6wienia Gle
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-02-18
: A bo to widzi.pan dobredziei, kola u

"A DO to widzi pan dobrodziej, ko}a u
mel brlycazkii niebardzo kezpieczne, i bafem
sic aeby mi ktore w drodzie ME pek]o-
wziafem vice ma zapas kilka k6f nowych
i wioze zaP SODA aeby W razie wypadku
ME kupowac.. =
- Czemuaes od razu domu2 Eowych
ME nafozyi, astarych tic zostawil:"
E! DO 10 wilzi pau dobrodziej, sleku-
lucyiuiei-b b. moAe. jeszce i stare ko1a POI
dq i pwrovq Gale. 9
lama ra,za, W zimie, podczas zawiei -
wjechalo ma moi dNrdziniec kilka proznych
sani ch!opsMch "a Za niemi, pan Fu)gen-
ty uuAemi opakowanemi saniami 3olagnf sic
powoli. @
Niepotrzebowalem JUL pytac sic DO Ia
rag po w%ejsciu, sam sic pochwalli re swego
wynalazku; a.
OTTO panic dobrodzieju TAXA zamiec i
TAXA kopna droga, ae cd wsi, najmuje pc
kilka pobwod chfopsklch, aeby mi droge
torowafy~. %inaczej, zameczyfbym konie =.
A ola czeg6z przynajmniej, niepr7e-
loayles ttomokow ma gredzlo}y chfopskie,
-lepiej by snieg ucieraly l2ej bys jechaf
l Ale kiedy by cato dro2ej wziell =
. spekul .cy.j niej.
Kiedys znowu bedqc W powiatowen
] miescie, zaszedlem do kwatery para Full
gentego, zastalem go, ijak sam ma splry
tusie gotowaf sobie rosof,...
"a co ty robisz panic sasiedzie?
e! widzi to pan dobrodziej; to spe
kulacia, drwa dose drogie lie sic ME doku
pi pc piec zlotych fura! to awantura, vie
= wolaiem kupi6 s%pirytusu, to spekulacy@
= niej"..
a pc czemuz p1acisz spirytus?
a. - Tylko pc try zfote Ia kwarte.. t
r diva zlote zostaly w kieszeni.
"a A COZ cicna dfuaej wystarcza, cry fun
y. drew czy kwarta spirytusu?
e! t. fraszka - zawsze to pan
o dobrodzieju szpekulacja!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-02-18
" /2 ~
j OupoWiedzi RedakcYi.
OSTATNIE W~IADOMOSCI.

w o odbedzie sic we czwartek,
Is bm., o goz z wieczorem, ddrugie walne zgdo-
madzenie, zwoiane przcz miedzyna' odowa partya
robotnik6w, W cclu zaprotestowania przeciw bar
burzyhskim wydalanion. Polakow 4 pod zaboru
pruskicgo. Tamtejszy nasz correspondent donosi,
zc mowy zapowiebziane so W angielskim, n!emie.
ckim polskim jezykach. Wyrada1oby nam 0
ten p~omyslic. . {.
- Polacy W naszem grodzic nos2a sic z mybla
utworzenia polskiej grupy (LocaD stowarzyszeni'
Rycerzy Piracy knights Of Labor w tyn
przedmiocic odbyt sic W srode wieczorem mityng
Nastepny mityngoibedze sic W przysz!a srode
godz. 7mej wieczorem w Muse HALL.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-02-18

Ma EN- lokal u. Pan pobrodziej ay-
czy sobie najac pierwsze pietro?:
TAX jest, mieszkanie bodoba mi sic,
ale chciafbym zobaczyc piwnice.
-Owszem sfuae panu.
-f,askawy panic, zdaje mi sic re tn
kana} i z tego powodu bloto PREY we sciu.
-Drobnostka, do piwnicy zapewne
chodzic bedzie 'tylko slu2qca.
Ale tn wilgoc okropna.
TO pan. dobrodziej uwazasz to "a wa.
de?
-Prosta rzecz.
-Darqje pan, je1eli powiem, lie sic my
isz. Do piwnic stawia sic: balie, wanne,
wanienke, czasem konewke lub szafik;
gdyby zatem piwniczka ME miafa wilgoci,
statki rozeschnq sic jak mi Bog mify.
MECH talk bedzie; ale wazka, szczu-
pfa.
i To juz wilma genealogji. Dom starry;
odwieczny, a wiadomo panu dobrodziejowi,
ze geneal ogia uczy: ,,skoro kamiei po-
rosnie mchems mech W niedfugim czasie
kamienie)e, tym sposobem przyrasta iprze,
strzeh piwnic sic zmniejsza." Przeciwko
naJurze uiv mic poroda9i choGhys mi pan
dobrodziej ME 1000 tysiace ale 90, zap
facif. 9
Wzor Oszczedno sci Dobry moi
sasiad, pan Fulgenty, jest wzorem oszczed-
nosci, kt6ra go zwykle dwakroc wiecej ko-
sztuje nil gbyby zdecydowaf sic ma mar
notrawstwo. Jadac do powiatowego mias-
teczka, nigdy niezajezdza ma popasy i noe
legi, do %austerii : ale wstepuje do sasiadow,
r%zemiennym dyszlem, przez co nakfa-4
da dobre try mile drogi. Prey tenn ma
sobie "a punkt honoru, furmanom, loka
JONI i kucharzom, dac pmynajmniej Pc pie
clozfotowce a pomimo to chwali sic
wszedzie, re 2adna podroz ami grosza 90
niekosztuJe...
Pewnego razu po5zinq %jesieniq, z~obaczylem
pana Fulgentego, zaje2dzajacego trzema
kohmi, zaprzezoneml do niesmiertelnej bry-
czki, wprost pred ganek-a jadqcy "a
MIN woz parokonny, n%afadowany kofami,
zwr6cif sic 10 stajni.
Go to 70 kofa w.eziecie "a SODA, pa
ME sasiedzle? zapytalem go, gdy sic JUL
rozgosclf przyszedf. ma gawedke. |