Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-11-19
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MOVING waxworks-beea ~
OPERATORS in wool-moths, w
A NATURAL conclusion-deatb
SPIRITUAL manifestations p;n,,
BLEAcHEp blondes make ~.
starched old maids, ''nes
BLUE laws may suit Oon,o..
but bylaws are good enough r.. !"
girls. 'ae
The tramp can quote Shakesno.
for his purpose, "His little liz
rounded with club"
WHILE the female sex is clamo,
for rights they never seem to talo ;s
consideration the fact that all the Nv.
poetry descriptive of the charm and =:
nocence of infancy is written on -,
babies. Courier.
SENTIMENTAL Young NIiss-And !,
you really believe, Mr.. Ransom ths,
matches are made in heaven? porsa"
Gust back from his vacation-J d;a
Miss Peters, but 1 am firmly convjncsS
now that good many Of them ~
made at the summer resorts
Bits.
PEOPLE get tired Of seeing it Soma
times, but there has to be a good do,,
Of billing and cooling when young Den
pie fall in love. AS a general thing fl.
young people do the cooling before
marriage; after marriage the butcher
the baker, and the dressmaker do n,
billing.
A CHlNAMAN is speaking to himself q,
he irons a shirt. Picks up shirt show.
ing evidences of having been we'll cared
for and says: Bachelor. Him land.
lady fix him" Picks up another, but,
tonless and all frayed at the wrist,
and neck. Mailed man."-B0stou
Courier.
The young man who hasn't any
younger relatives in his family is apt to
pick up a strange baby with good
deal Of fear and apprehension. He can.
not help wondering what in the world
he could ever say to the child's indig.
nant mother if by any chance he should
be unlucky enough to break it.-Som.
GRILLE Journal.
Il SEE that Queen Victoria is inter.
ested in the butter business"
remarked Gus to his best girl "A
queen dealing in butter! impossible.
How do you know?" asked the B. G.
"Well," answered Gus, as he prepared
to catch her fainting form as it fell, |
"she keeps q herd of goats, and if +
goat isn't butter what is?"-Tsras
SJti17gs.
AN OvERWoRKED WORD.
We wake up and make up,
We rnke up and fake ur,
And We use tho word cup" when we can:
We drink up and think up
We kinl up and shrink up.
And do up u shirt for man.
We slack up and back up
We stack up and whack up
And hold up q man or an ace;
We beer up and cheer up,
We steer up and clear up.
And work up ourselves or u case
We walk up md talk up. Il
We stalk up and chalk up,
And everywhere @up" 3 to be heard;
We we5 mp md set up,
But hanged if we let up
Our up" the much overworked word.
Chicago NeUs.
"YEs," said the physician to the Da-
kota man, "your wife is quite badly
hurt. " II know it, Doc, hanged if |
don't. You see it was just this way:
1 was talking to the Teller about that
bay boss of mine and had jest got q
trade fixed up and wus tellin' him how
gentle the boss wus, and how I never
seen it kick, when my wife come out
where we WIS to call me for dinner, and
blamed if the boss didn't blaze away
at her and kick her over thirty feet |
FELL you, Doc, it jest spilled that trade
inside of a half minute, and l don't
s'pose now, that everybody has heered
Of it, that can get another chance IN
this whole neighborhood. "-Estell'fs
Bell.
EHEE(Ry WIlNESS