New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-03


oi-Rcr VIII Free"
Yes" said FosE In the horse car, " Ia get mp and
give ~ eat 10 one o' thn," ladies' u seats NeIeA 80
pIs .cy -carto.'-. Boston Transcript
ATEREIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT.
when orgau-sriudcrs leave the street.
And gales blow mart, ard snow 1ud sicet
Are falling fast ana Wet tbs iect;
4hrn strict precautions we mast use
'Gain,t taking cold. and then we know
Tho time for searching hiSh AMI low
las cOmr and rgat to work we 20
20 hnd our last yea > oversh,ts.
The cellar aud the atucs, too
Tor hour. the auXlous search pursue,
Bat all 10 vain. and when is Ger
L makes IA rather nId 20 ind
That those nice rIbbcrs-nannel lined
Oar wife tof coutso with motive kind
las gym 10 feed the goat ne Vt door.
boston Courier.
When a would be vocalist In California theatre
recently warocd ON. would were a bird" disgnstcd
miner replied "Oh, would | were sun"
TIE Rrp-HAIREp GIRL
We know that her nature il fiery.
Nc know mat her tempo: i quick,
Bat when She, In love she's ia earnest.
And loves " like a th"us ud OF brick"
st. Louis GlOOe-Democrat
As soon "a J. L. sullivan has executed his present
posing contract he will the do his part in
Amrricaking mOnarchicll Institutions lie says that be
expect, defend tho honor OF the Iab against Of
the best flesh IN Europe"
Newspaper reporter 10 president OF company" Has
company taken any steps yet to pay IT'S taxesp
''Wiy, certainly, sir We have made two protests
against tho cOnsuiulouay Of the law Philadelphia
Telegraph.
Tutors at Harvard said TO receive salaries OF from
$500 to Sl,2OO year. while the trainer in athletics
gets -. 900.
First Dude You look wather pale. Cholly me boy"
cinatcd yesttwday."
r. D.-"Ah! Dld 1t hurtr
5. D.-"NO. took ether. ye know Boston Courier.
It about time for Henry Watterson to send the star
eyed Goddess OF Reform to Washington.
Ob,ervant travellers say that every country ia Europe
has three prices for ytlng sold there The nrst Is
for the second for Engshmen and the third for
Angricahs IL Is needless To add that the latter receive
the ful! benefit OF the highest price,. Troy Times.
sam Jones and Father Phelan, OF ST. Louis. recently
got into Personal controversy. Father Phean had
newspaper Tie Western WciBlIi. while sam had oaly
his mouth Nevertheless held up his end OF the con
trover'y in way that delighted thousands OF people
who took In the Georgia preachers show"
When great ruler dies in Europe, some one calls in
his ear threo times once Is enough In kcntucky.
friend stops rcVcgcny to the couch ut the deceased and
whisper~-not necessarily loud" Let's take u drink"
II ne makes no repy leh e Is dcnd heJ ond ptradrent
uro and the funeral Is proceeded with. louisville
Courier Journal.
Tie Rev. Dr. j. W. Smith, OF Philadelphia. advises the
Evangelical people OF the city to hoycot the Journals
that publish Sunday editions lie doesn't use that word
he sure, that's what 1t to- Is not this
stealing the livery of tho knights OF Labor To serve
purpose that no fair minded person can approve
" Have yol read What shsname's pocmi" "No, sir
don't read poetry, write IT," well | suppose that
doe, prejudice you against verse somewhat; Out can
assure you that some poetry IS really worth reLdIns
Boston Transcript
4 Eard-o-be-Heiicvel story comes from BrooHlyn It
is thitu policeman of twenty years standing In
thattown has never yet seen the Bridge II stated
whether ardlousncsS Of his duties left him no to
for ten minutes excursion from his post Of duty or
whether the average brooklyn policeman utterly dcs
tltuto of curiosity rs to matters OF cOutcmporaneous
human interest.
Since the amendment 10 the House rules was adoptod
the Hon B Morrison has rrlrEattd his siuuch hat To
Obscuutr, and now indliscs ia thc eNtravagnce OF "A
stOy~ppc." IL Is likely that Mr. Morrison made This
change with the idea OF giving HIS head more room to
spread Mr. MORRISON Is OF hose mrn who doesn't
know what wlltul waste II Is put auOtle. story ON 4
house wHeu there Il than enough In the cell
tar for all its cOntcnts.-l y 1t more Herald.