Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-03-14
BOSTON CUT SHORT.
Boston in Neutrality-suspicious. Boston!
Boston,

Boston in Neutrality-suspicious. Boston
Boston.
BosToS. March 8.-Cid South Church,
historic museum, twenty-five cents admit
tsrcs, dedication to deity toreclosed sword
of Bunker Hill, balls, bullets, skulls, pow
der horns, old Revolutionary psnss-t'mes
that tried mems souls-Yorn out 10 the
rsar, old boots, cradle that came over IN
the Msyaower, place where Washington
stood when he SAID it wo5 'oUs5sd Shame
British used church so, window Where
Gen. Warren came IN to make speech
Boston massacre tuuerai-wludow he went
out OF. photo Of Warren's skull, hole where
British bullet went ia, hole ditto where 1t
went out, hole where Warrsas soul went
ont, warming pans used during Revolution
10 FIRE patriotic heart, bone OF British sol,
der broken at Bunker H,l!, and IUO Old
Bibles people have got Through reading
All Tor Twenty-Five cents.
Best Boston MUD, EesC. shsrp, question,
ipy. scrutiniziug. Wants 10 AMOS h%T ana
wby. Stands always on tjp'Oe, an eternal
nota oF Interrogation. Inclined to bounce
Old iiess. aad run Oft track III following
new ones. Forty new a.Lool3 OF 'hougnt
here. In churches and ou.. IIeoscgy II
all shades and huss OF advanced thought.
New patterns monthly. Many ministers
know more than they preach. Diners
preach mere than they k"ow Orremem-,
5es when they're through. Very LIBERAL
sermons bsari here rom strictly orthodox
puluits. Sugar coated Pc: upIn the
oId.fash.oasi envelope. IcrSregation
likes both sugar and tb5 made. Lon;
exactly know what it ia Tastes good,
iiks brandy 10 gum d:2ps. Fesls gogd
oFar ia 6oyn. Some ideas heard IL drt'
feren> form from tLe PsJser, Tom Paine,
or other of colored plsttc:'aI E9oid scA'e
/ EN-.
/ Best mind doesn't stay in Boston. Gets
, IFS sta7t there. Then goes elsewhere to stir
/ I'D o:ae,s. B0gton sn intellectual nursery;
| Beat mind goes of on missionary SoE.s a. q.
/ over the land. Poorest STAYS oehiEd. ram
/ i+selF Nd. Best business braiI OF New lorE,
, Cnicogo AID San Frsrcisco originally
from or near Boston. Boston means al
Neg ENGLAND. Beacon street and Boston
blue blood means muehiy T!theEed branch
a. OF once tough old oak. Family stGoQ
wont run or carry family i0teliee;. Fs7i
Of Boston stands on remains OF dead
rysnddsddy and sings ont Ne too! Coco
/ deal Of irving 10 wear grauddaddy rep
u,ation. Old dodge. Donkey In hon
skin. Ears will stick out. Tail otto. Eaer
il would roar it brsys. "lIee hlh! het
habr Accepted by other donkey' as sen
nine roar.
Boctons business saucei every MondG!
18th Rev. Jos. Cooks T;cm7ur Temple
noon Lectures, from u 20 {, Feast Of 10
| seph 5 reason before l p. n. idnea. td1+
sspGs attend. Joseph tails sitting down
Ton hasvy with ideas. Good desl TO ho'i
M Needless expenditure Ct force t2 re
uuire Joe legs to prop uP GRAINS Tor 81
hour. Answers four written qucsl2n5 oe
fore lecture. Lecture twenty-five m'uuSe'
in length. To a second. Ali over sGafi
att. Audience scatter anS resume Dr.
Joseph an interesting expou ndei Ena some
thing of an intellectual FOUNDER. Combat
. i've Sometimes next door to abusive
/ sledge hsmmsrish. Likes to cali hsr'
, names. Reminds one externally OF "do~i
, east skipper" Msckerel schooner. BG,'
! on brewer 8 horse lines. Weighs apparent
; gao pounds. Solid. Not GloTn up. d
, least physically. $780,,