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Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
COMMUNICATION.

Editor Tribune: The following item
will be of interest to those of youl
readers who carried musket or saber
in defense of our country and to those
who did not, who properly appreciate
their services:
WILL HE ADOPT THE SUGGESTION
Chicago, Special Telegram, July 80
The following is u copy of a letter adj
dressed to the commissioner If PEN
sions:
Bunker Hill, ILL.,, July T.-The
Hon. j. c, Black, Pension Com
missioner-Sir: have received Pen
sion Certificate No. 204, AL, allowing
81 per month, issued in lieu of the
original, No. 204, AL, which allowed
SIP per month. The reissue certificate
is herewith returned. My original
pension was granted for disability In
Cured In service in 1862 under Gen.
Grant. 1t seems to me small business
for government preserved by the ef-
forts of its soldiers to insult one of them
Offering the scanty pittance granted
in your reissue certificate, and it Is
beneath the pride of one old soldier,
although needy, to accept it. l would
suggest that you add my per month
to your 800. and if there is no law
for it perhaps you could have the act
of
amended so as to admit of it.
+. ATCHIsON,
Late Sergt. Co. +. Seventh
Illinois Regiment.
Mr.. Atchison was over age when he
enlisted, and so represented himself.
He also had three sons in the service,
one of whom fell ut Vicksburg and
the other at Altonia.
The above is another of the many
instances, daily occurring, which
prove conclusively that the present
administration is not friendly to the
interests of the survivors of the Union
army which saved the nation at such
fearful cost, and the papers published
for and read hy the members of the
G. A. r., reveal the fact, that all over
our land the boys that were in blue,
resent the treatment they are receiv-
ing at the hands of the democratic
party, and will manifest their resent
ment at the polls whenever and
wherever representatives of that party
shall hereafter ask for their votes.
SOLDIER DEMOCRAT.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
LIST OF LETTERS,

Advertised at Morris, Stevens Co.
Mimi. Aug. End. 1886.
MART Amunsen, A. De Loose, j
Fraser, Brigdget Ghaigan, Ludwig
Hamsteadt, Chas. Nelson, H. q.
Lewis.
Persons calling for the above will
please say advertised:
M. L. TORPEY, p. nj,
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
FARMSl EARMSi

Do you want to buy q farm? Ii SO
go to III. Hutchins. He has u list
from which you can select just what
you want. Improved Farms or Wild
Land near Morris MINI. At lowest
prices and on easy terms. No charge
for showing farms. If you have farms
you want to sell, list them, with II.
Hutchins, who will advertise them,
and make no charge unless he sells.
III. HUTCHINs,
rg Morris Minn.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Miss e. G. Steadman has taken the
agency for the Western Cottage organ
for Morris and vicinity. Parties de-
string to purchase an instrument
should give her call. Sample instru-
Ment can be seen at the residence of
A. ,. Stesdman, 25tm
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
Morris AlinI

Remember that all we ask is that
you call, examine our goods and get
prices. If after you do this, we cant
sell you what you need, we will find
no fault at your going elsewhere.
III. B. WOLFF.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
BIG BARGAINS!

100000 buys the southwest a of
section Is, town 125, range Al. Must
be taken soon at this price. Address
ABBOTT & GRAVES,
28t4 3l2 Robert st. st. Paul.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
NJ. J.. T0RPEY, p.

Diptheria is frequently the result of
IL neglected sore throat, which can be
cured by single bottle of Red Star
Cough Cure. Price, twenty-five cents
a bottle
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
FOR RENT

Fine rooms in the Central House.
Rooms 16X24 down stairs, supplied
with water. Also fine rooms up
stairs. Call early if you wish them.
J. d. GOOD.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Mr.. G. Z. Reardon, Baltimore, Md,
Commissioner of Deeds for all of the
States, suffered for u long time with
rheumatism, which yielded promptly
TO st. Jacobs Oil,
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Rye bread constantly on hand ut
Sawyer's bakery.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Monitor Plows: [ have few Moni-
tor cross cut plows which 1 am clos
ing out cheap.
H. B. WOLFF.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Razors and shears ground apd
sharpened to order Satisfaction
guaranteed at G.. w. Jackson's barber
shop. 32t4
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

For Excelsior Weather strips, go TO
E. +. Hill.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

TO all in danger of badness jack
sons Celebrated Hair Tonic is a sure
preventative.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Smoke the Red Diamond cigars. Buy
them at n. r. Spurr's.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Wood turning and Scroll saving, at
T.. +. HILLS
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Remember you can get 4ibs good
Japan tea at Spurr's for one dollar.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Spur is selling out at cost too-over
the left.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

The finest Buckwheat can maple
syrup at SPURR'S
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

IeIgeson & Hanson's is headquar-
ters for Ocean Tickets.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

Helgeson & Hanson will sell you q
ticket to or from Europe on any
line desired at lowest prices.
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04

For the fin st tea, get one OF those
cans at SPURR's
Morris tribune., 1886-08-04
PERSONALS.

DR.. Duly visited Benson last week.
Hon. H. w. Stone visited Benson this
week.
Chas. w. Rohne is in town looking
after his business interests.
J.J. Pimm made business visit to
Glenwood last Thursday.
Mrs. Harris and Mrs. Randall visi-
ted Glenwood last Thursday.
P. McHugh spent last Sunday with
his sister, Mrs. +. L. Newell.
Miss Lulu Richardson Is at home
from. Osakis to remain few weeks.
Capt. r. p. Wells, of Herman, was
| in Morris for few hours last Satur-
day.
A. X. Gray and C. w. Hull, OF
Hancock, visited Benson last Satur-
day.
B. S. Bull and John Watson came
up from Minneapolis on Saturday
last.
G. J. Croonquist returned from a
business trip to the cities on Saturday
last.
G. l.. Gibson now has charge of the
dry goods department of HI. B. VOLTS
mammoth store.
H. B. Laughlin, of Lexington, Va,
was In town on Tuesday. He thinks
of locating here.
Samuel Larson and wife are sojourn-
ing upon their farm in the town of
Framnas for few weeks.
Mrs. Martin o. Flatner has returned
from La Crosse where she has been visit.
ing relatives and friends.
Mrs. Talcott, after an extended visit
with Rev. and Mrs. K. f. Norris OF
this city, returned to her home i'll ST.
Paul last Saturday.
Miss Nellie Whiteley, of Morris
and her sister Mrs. Finley, with her
three children, May, George, and
Madge, together with Miss Durham
of Philadelphia, arrived in the Valley
on Wednesday evening of last week.
Mr.. Whiteley's family were residents
of this county i'll an early day. Mrs.
Finley was an employee at Sisseton
Agency i'll II, under Agent Adams.
They spent Il week in reviewing
scenes of the past.-Browns Valley
Tribune,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

Public men may with profit study
these sayings Of Gen. Hancock:
The bayonet is not ct instrument
for collecting the votes of freemen.
The army should have nothing to
do with the selection or Inauguration
Of Presidents.
Power may destroy the forms. but
not principles Of justice; these will
live in spite o! even the sword.
Tho great principles OF American
liberty are still tho lawful Inheritance
Of this people. and ever should be.
II 10 vital principle in our system
that neither fraud nor force must be
allowed 10 subvert the rights of the
people.
Public Office is trust, not q
bounty. bestowed upon the holder;
no incompetent or dishonest person
should be intrustsd with it.
Free institutions, while they are
essential 10 the prosperity aud happi-
ness Of the people. always furnish
the strongest inducements to peace
and order.
All CLASSES Of our people share
alike In the blessings Of the Union,
and are equally concerned in its
psrpstuity and the proper admins.
trstion Of public affairs.
Woe to us whenever it shall como
10 pass that the power Of the magis-
trate--civil or military--is permitted
TO deal with the mere opinions or
feelings Of the people.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Seymour 10 COnyicts.
A. addr~s.Tss, -, Hardened Wretch
90 GhlnkInH.

address U bst hardened w fcttn
"a Thinking.
The Cincinnati EnguIr'r repeats
this story Of the late Horatio Sey-
mour:
." remember being with the ex-
Governor one dav when he addressed
the convlc,s in the Auburn Psniten-
nary. Tho invitation was an abrupt
one and tho reply spontaneous. lie
did not talk 10 the galvanized
wretches about the love OF Jesus and
u punishment in futur'iy greater
than that they were then enduring,
and thus excite their sneers. He
said. 4" was sitting at my hreside
the other evening musing, az old
men are apt 10 muse, thinking OF
how much better mis ut have done,
aud at last tired to call up twenty of
the worst mistakes of my lifetime,
determined To wipe them out TO see
what tho result, would he. So / got
out my mental slate and pencil and
began writing them down, one after
the other. nj had twenty formid-
able mistakes before me. Then /
seized my mental eraser and WIS
abou, 10 wipe out the first mistake.
when paused. began TO wonder
II ] could afford TO loose that mis-
take. Hadn't the fact that / had
committed so grievcus an error
warned me of from those even more
grievous | couldn't spare it. l
Determined to keep the mistake be-
fore me M sort Of burning wreck,
high and dry on dangerous and
rocky coast. Then | started with
my mental eraser for the next mis-
take. and again / paused. That one
was M valuable NJ the first. / was
n b.tisr inao for il. Hadn't / COM
mitted itp Others far greater were
awaiting mo. and ] couldn't spare
tho experience it had afforded me.
Id save that, too: and 30 / went
through the entire twenty. finding
each one ss valuable to my success
in life nv the first. | couldn't spare
any OF 'hem.' Then this great man
made the application. 1t he had
studied for years no could not have
been more forcible. Not q convict
before him but felt the blood Jingle,
in that. possibly, there was yet !,
} chance for lin; that, once out OF
prison, he, too. could profit by the
mistake for which be was being pun
ished."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
The Chiaess Restriction Act.

WAsmSoroS, d. c., March %.
-To-day's session of the cabinet was
devoted to The consideration OF n
measure designed 10 secure the en-.
forcement OF the Chinese restriction
law. particularly with reference to
tho prevention Of the landing of
Chinese laborers on the Pacific coast.
II was represented that trouble was
constantly arising in cases where i'm
migrants claim to have mislaid their
Certificates and tried to prove that
they were in this country ct the time
OF the passage OF the law, and were
actually provided with the certificate
prescribed by law which led such
persons to return to the United
states after . visit TO China.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Preparatory and Primary Departments.

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Sorcstn the Legs and Br,ly; sore Eav,
Eyes, H"se, etc, Copper. c1lored Blotehes.
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primary forms % tho disease knoxp a.
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Lee " tC hans Golden Halsasu No. .
Cures Tertiary. Mercuriai SyphlIitic Rhsu.
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eradicate, all disease from the system,
whether caused by indiscrctlnn or ahu..
Il Mercury, leaving tho bl ISL pure and
healthy. Price 81 90 per Postie.
Lc Richau's Golden apa nish Anti.
dOte for the cure Of Gonovrhdna, elect
Irritation Gravel. and all Urinary 90 Gent.
tai disarrangements. Price 81 50 per
Bottle.
LIE Uiehau's Golden Spanish In
lection, for severe cases % Gonorrhsa,
lnfammato'y cicet. stricturcs,&e. Price
u sd per Bottle.
LIE Richau's Golden Otuewsue
for the effective healing OF syphliItic sorss.
and cruptions Price o. % Der Ber
10 Rtchau's Golden Esflls-Nerys
and Brain treatment; loss Of physical pow.
or. excess or ovcr.work. prustration, etc.
Price 81 90 Per boz.
Tonic and Nervine. -
Sent everywhere, c. o. d.. securely paeks
per express.
c. r. RICHARDS Il CO. Aesass
AZ s29 Sarsome street. Corner Clay,
nan Francisco. O.,
SRCGSsAR xAILEA~JRAk.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

A DISTINGUISHED New York physi-
cian. who listened to the reading of a
millionsire's bill OF fare, remarked
pointsdly: 1.-THE average rich man
OF New York is not q gourmand.
The food eaten on Fifth avenue costs
less every day than that eaten on any
other avenue OF the city. A vast
deal more money may be spent for
service. but food itself is eaten in
less quantities and in less variety by
the rich man than by the poor in
New York"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

Territory of Washington,
County of Thurston, So.
Olympia Precinct.
In Justice Court be tore C. w. Hartman,
Justice.
To Leona ltarla:
You are hereby notified that f. $. Hor-
ton has filed a complaint against you in
said Court which will como on to be
heard at my office in Olympia. in Thurs
ton county, W. T., or the 10Th dav of
April. A. d. 1886, at the hour of 10 O'clock
A. A., and unless you appear and then and
there answer the same will he taken as
confessed and the demand of the plaintiff!
granted.
The object ofand demand of said claim
is to recover a Judgment against YOU for
plum bling done by plaintiff and his assign
or, 10; Mathews, at your request i'm GER
tam building in Olympia, W. T., and
amounting to twenty-one 23-100 dollars
and costs of suit
Complaint filed March 10. 1886
Z. w. HARTMAN,
Justice of the Peace.
First publication, March -, 1886.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice Of Application
To PURCHASE TIMBER LAND.

UurnD STATES DISTRICT LAND OrrIcK.
OLYMPIA, WAsntsoTos TERRrroRY.
NOTICE IL hereby given that. In CON-
~ piiaace with the provisions OF the
Act Of Congress approved Ja.9 8. ASS. en-.
titled An act FOE the sale of tini,er lands
in tho Aiaies of California, Oregon, Me-
yaia and Washington Territory" Martiu
l.. Williams. of Thurstvn county, WASH
ington Territory. has this day flied la this
office his application Ia purchase the n y
OF W = aud n y ofS q = of Section No.
In Township No. ~. North. Range No.
east Of the " iilamctts Meridian.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely
the said nescribcd land. or any portion
thereof, are hereby required 10 file their
claims In this Office within sixty (o0l days
from date hereof
dive under my hand. In my oslice. In
Olympia, w T., this 10th dav OF februa-
airy. A. ID. 1886.
JOHN n. CONVEY,
Feb i9l Register of the Land Once.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

WAsirsaros Territory contains
G6.SsO square miles. or exactly the
same area as the States OF Rhode
Island. Delaware, Connecticut, New
Jersey. Massachusetts,, New Hamp-
shire. Maryland and West Virginia
combined. Yet. with all our ex-
pause OF Territory, Rhode ISLAND,
the smallest Of the group has double
our population.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice of Application
TO PURCHASE TIMBER LAND.

UNITED STATES DISTRICT LAND OFFICE,
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY.
NGr ICE is hereby given that, in COM
IN pliance with the provisions of the
Act of Congress approved June D. 1873.
entitled IAN Act for the sale of Timber
Lands in tho States of California, Oregon.
Nevada and Washington Territory"
Cornelius w; Van poren. Of Thurston
County, Washington Territory, has this
day filed in this Office his application to
purchase the n W = of Section No. IL in
township No. 10 North. Range No. East
of the Willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
the said described land or any portion
thereof. arc hereby required to file their
claims in this Office within COY days from
date hereof.
Given uI.der my hand, at my office, in
Olympia, W. Il. this 9th day of February,
A. ID. 1886
JOHN +. CONVEY,
Feb. 12l Register OF the Land Office.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice of Application
70 PURCHASE TIMBER LAND

TO PURCHASE TIMBER LAND.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT LAND OFFIcE,i
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY
NOTICE is hereby given that. In compliance
- with the provisions of the Act OF Congress
approved June }, 1873, entitled AN Act for the
sale of Timber Lands in the States of. California
Oregon, Nevada and Washington Territory"
Ralph X. Weller, Of 1hurston county Washington
Territory, has this day filed In this Office his ap
plication 10 purchase the N. L. 4 OF Section No
u IN township No: 10 North, Range Nc. East
of the Willamette Meridian.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the said
described Land or any portion thereof are hereby
required to file their claims in this office within
sixty GW days from date hereof
Given under my hand. at my office, in Olympia.
W. I. this 18th day OF February. A. ID. 1885
JOHN F. CONVEY
Feb ~ Register of the Land Cffice
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
See Here i!
Notice of Application
TO PURCHASE TIMBER LAND.

Az 4 CitO h-ioE l-uDEh LdAD.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT LAND OrTr.l
Olympia, Washington Territory
n ONCE l. hereby given that in compliance
~ with the provisions Of the Act OF Congress
approved June g. 1875 entitled An Act for the
sale OF Timber Lands In the States of California.
oregon. Nevada and Washington Territory -
James Hrnce, of Thnrston county, Washington
territory, has this day filed in this Office hi ap-
plicaiion 10 purchase the lots l, and ) - of " f.
4 Of Section No. in Township, No. is. North
Range NO East, OF the Willamette Meridian.
Any ana all persons claiming adversely the said
described Land or any portion thereof, are hereby
required To file their claims in this Office within
sixty Uu) days from date hereof
t'!xen under my hand, at my Office, in Olympia
VT. this 18th day OF February, A. ID. 1886
JOHN +. CONVEY.
Feb. 10 Register OF the Land Office
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice OF Application
TO PURCHASE TIMBER LAND.

UNITED STATES DISTRICT LAND OFFICE,
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY.
NOTICE is hereby given that In com
~ pliance with the provisions of the Ac
of Congress approved June 8, 1878, en-
titled "An Act for the sale of Timber
Lands in the States of California. oregon,
Nevada and Washington Territory
Newton ID. Britain, of Thurston County.
Washington Territory, has this day filed
in this office his applcat on to purchase
the $ T. a of Section No. IL. in Township
No. Is North. Range No. 2 East OF the
willamette Meridian.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely
the said described land or any portion
thereof are hereby required to file their
claims in this office within sixt, t60) days
from date hereof.
Given under my hand, at my office, i'm
Olympia, w. Il. this 9th day of February,
A. ID. 1856.
JOHN +. CONVEY,
Feb. ~ Register of the Land Office.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice Of Application
TO PURCHASE TYMBER LAND

UNITED STATES DIsTcIcr LAM OFFICE.
Olympia, Washington Territory
NOTICE Is hereby given that, in compliance
~ with the provisions of the Act OF Congress
approved June s. 1873, entitled An Act for the
sale OF Timber Lands In the states Of California
Oregon, Nevada and Washington Territory
Marnel Rosa. OF Thurston county, Washington
Territory, has this day filed in this Office his ap
plication TO purchase the N Z y of Section No
"a. in Township No. III North, Range No. East
of the Willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the said
described Land or any portion thereof, arc hereby
required to file their claims in this Office within
sixty lGOl days frofh date hereof,
Given under my hand, at my Office. In Olympia,
W. T., this 18th day Of February. A. ID. 1886
JOHN +. CONVEY
Feb 10 Register OF the Land Office
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

A COMPANY has been formed at Sc
attic to ship ice from Alaska. for To-
cal and general supply during the
Summer months.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
Notice Of Application
10 PURCHASE TIMER LAND.
tsfTnp STATE bisrnHr LAND Orvrg.
olympia, Washington TERRITORY.

UNITED STATE nisrntr LAND ofvtcE. [
Olympia, Washington Territory. I
NOTICE l. hereby given that. In compliance
q With the pFeNiaiuns ~ an Act ~ Cougvess app
proved Junc y. ISIS. entiled An act foS the sale
III Timber lands ~ the states " California, Ore.
Ron, Nevada and Washington Territory" iDcnja-
min " Snyder. az 1hnratnn county. Washington
Territory, has this day hied IN this once his ap-
piicaiiod 90 purchase the y W y Of section No. q
In Townshp No. ~ North. kanKe No. Hast -
the Willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the said
desrrihed lAEd cr any portion thereof. are hereby
required Ia Eie their claims In thir once within
sixty ebGi dsys fron date hereof
Given Under my hand, Of my once, In Olympia.
W. T., this 18Th day of February. A. d. terH.
JOHN y. CONVEY,
fchip Register Of the Land Oe1ce.
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sxSAros Colqui,t says: The
North took the lead in ovsrthrowing
slavery. while the South In taking
The led 10 ovsrthrewiDg The liquor
tsa1s.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16
A. Fl. CHAMBERS.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
LIV E STOCK

Fresh Meats and Vegetnbles.
Barreied beet and pork. smoked meats AM.
small gotnis, sugar cured hams amt
breakfast bacon, pure leaf lard
(put up on the premises),
And every class of goods pertaining to ou
business.
All orders promptly attended to.
Olympia, August 20. 1873 tt
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16


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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-04-16

SlsAros IxoALIs has provoked con
siderable criticism pro and con from
the press by his speech In the senate
scoring the mngwumps. Whatever
opinions are expressed % 10 the pre-
sentiment Of vulgsrity and wit in place
Of genuine argument. there are very
few critics but think that he portrayed
che magwanp in language that was
fgurativsly we'll taken. The able
Democratic Washington Post howsv.
Or believes that !. can improve on
Ingalls, metaphor. and says;
I'VE fail 10 undsrstaud how the
learned senator came 10 overlook
that still moro wonderful creature.
the IT, Whoo. Tho showman's Ian
gusgs whom describing this curiosity
10 tho gaping multitude seems to ct
the case exactly.
Next. ladies' aud gentlemen, I
will introduce TO your kind attention
the world.famsd Tu. WHO'D. This
unparalleled bird. ladies' and gentle.
men, inhabits The impenetrabls fast
nessss OF Yucatan. There, secretsd
In his native jungle. he walks into
the water and walks out again. Why
be does this God only knows.
When pursued by the enemy hs
returns TO the water from which he
ma" 90 unaceonntably emerged.
bnries his oil in the yielding mud
and whistles those mournfui notes.
Ta'Whoo. from which. you will oh.
servo. he derives his nams.
III this dossn', ii,,ho mugwumps,
We have failed 10 appreciate the mug.
wumP. and We don't think we have. {"