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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

Many splendid fortunes lie in the English
Court of Chancery, which belong to Amer
can citizens. The court has held possession
In some cases, for more than one hundred
and fifty years. Cox & Co., London. En-
gland, have with great care and diligence
compiled a book containing the names of
fifty thousand heirs and their descendants
who have been advertised for to claim
these fortunes. The book gives Christian
and surnames, and instructions how to pro-
coed for the. recovery of money and estates.
Sent free to all parts of the world upon
receipt Of one dollar. Remittance may be
made by registered letter or money order.
Address cox & CO., II Southampton
Buildings, London, England. Cox & Co.
refer by permission to the Kellogg News
paper Company, New York.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

WHArEvERHam or designation is given
to Fever and Ague er other Intermittent
diseases it is safe tOssly that Malaria or a
disordered state of the Liver is at fault.
Eliminate the impurities from the system
and a sureand prompt cure is the irnsaedi-
ate result. Prickly Ash Bitters is the SAT-
est and .ncst effective remedy for all bill
iary troubles. kidne y diseases, and like COM
plants that has ever been brought before
the pahlic- A-tri4 is its bestrecoznmenda-
ton.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

The man with No Is neck and No. IA
collar has hard struggle to make both
ends meet.-DetrOh Free Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

Nervous Debility, in either sex,
however induced, speedily, thoroughly and
permanently cured. Address, with 10 cents
in stamps for reply and book Of particulars,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
663 Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

81 AN generally up to my neck IN !brsl-
ness. u said the teacher of swimming
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

Query: Which is the least desirable q.
a ueXtdoor neignbor. a fellow who plays
coruet or BANJO or WHO whistles all ths
time s-i.OueU Courier.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

REpLErioN: RObert-'Pudding or cheese
sir!" Abstrated Editor: Owing to pressure
Of other matter, regret We are unable te
ind room for it."-Puneh.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

A GUSHING correspondent says of liter.
airy celebrity, that his conversation is full
OF light" Poor man, he must be lantern
jawed.-Burlington Free Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

MAMMA-~Why don't you move out of
the sum- Kitty, if it troubles you sof
hitty-"'Canse got here first."-Lys.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

FIVE THoUsiSD broom handles a day art
made III a certain township. and the mar
ried men never stay out at night later thar
nine o'ciock.-N \. Ledger.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

The only license in the State that re-
mains at the old rate is the marriage
license, though the attachments are dear.
-Onatd (-te6. Ire.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

PIXIES TOOrHACHE DROPS cure in minute, sc
Gtenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. SO.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

The best medisin l kno ov for the ruma-
tsm, is to thank the Lord-that it amt
gout.-Josh Billings.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

II a.tes ian well borers could begin at the
bottom and bore UP, fewer mistakes would
be made.-N u. Ticayune.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

NOM Is the time that the straw hat smiles
because it did not succeed in its desire last
November 10 make itself felt
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

A LITTLE girl asked her mother il boy
cotter was the same color as terra Gotta
Ddnsclle Brecze
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

IIrvIE fonr-year-old SAYS Mamma,
.ere's a lucky popcorn kernel, put it Oh
he stove and hatch it OUT
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

'MIsFoKGUEEs never come singiy,' re-
marked Jones, when a young NAH sat
down to Play his own accompaniment 20
song.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

IlLaTF is Immediate. and a cure sure
PisOs Remedy for Catarrh. Gcents.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

CIEKSrMEN and physicians recommend
Halls Hair Remover for diseases OF the
scalp sad hair.
Ayers .Ague Cure neutralizes the MAS
matte pSisOn which causes fever and aaue.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

Loro's first lesson in geography: What
is that, taeref" asked his teacher. placing
a finger upon a certain point ON the map.
''There!' said Lotto. 'Oh, q dirty finger.
DaIl"-L J. Iad,e<ndsnt.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

a CORRESPONDENT wants to know why a
ball is called hop" Watch the gentle
Uen as they evade the ladies' trains md
you will tumble Free Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

WGKrSG like a horse-A lawyer draw.
Ing Up convey ance.-Rdmtler.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

The Frazer Axle.Grease is the best in Il
world. Sold every where. Use it.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

INTERNATIONAL prize medals have been
given St. Jabobs Oil as the best pain-cure.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

BoYcorTINa the baby-Putting him to
bed at night
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

A WOMAN and q new dictionary always
try to have the last WORTHLESS Hdre,s
Nssss.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

"A young girl in New York is sue
cessful and skillful locksmith.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10
S6OO,OOO,OOO.

BENEATH your Observation-Disclosures on
the sidewalk. --Ndtional Weekly.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

SINGERS areithe only.people who wish to
hold Gote for a Tong time.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10
sATINEACTORY EVIDENCE.
SEEDS FOR. TRIAL

For late summer planting Pearl Flour Weld
er Known; Sweet Potato Pumpkin; Honeysuckle Wa
terIneion; Strawberry Preserving Tomato. Very SUI
prior new SEEDS The LOT ma bed for dime. stanps)
FPaPER OF SUMNER EdDISIiES THPOH.y IN
JAMES hASLEH. Seed Grower, MADISON, Ark
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10
BROWNS
IRON
BITTERS

WILL luke
HEADACHE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PROSTRATION
MALARIA
CHILLS AND FEVERS
TIRED FEELING
GENERAL DEBILITY
PAIN IN THE BACK & SIDES
IMPURE BLOOD
CONSTIPATION
FEMALE INFIRMIT1ES
RHEUMATISM
NEURALGIA
KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLES
FOR SALE BY all DRUGGISTS
The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Red
Lines on wrapper.
TAKE NO OTHER.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1886-06-10

FITTING a coat is me re matter Of form.
-hdtional Wes1ty.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Political Matters.

meeting of the executive committee of the
Republican State central committee was also
held last night for the consideration Of various
matters pertaining to the campaign. There was
full attendance, and the session continued till
a late hour.
All the Republican candidates on the State
ticket, with the exceptions of Messrs. Robertson
and Griffin. were present at an informal meet
ing at the Denison House, last night, to consid-
or the general features of the campaign. and map
out plan of action. There was a feeling Of
hopefulness apparent, and all expressed conf
dence in the outcome.
The Republican State campaign will be form
ally opened on the evening of Wednesday, Sept
Is, with speech to be delivered in this city by
Senator Harrison. 1t was the original intention
to hold the meeting next Saturday night, but in
Difference to the expressed wishes CT many Re-
publicans in various parts of the State who de-
sire to attend, the date was changed to the time
stated.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
THE CITY IN BRIEF.

One hundred entries were made on Secretary
Herons books yesterday for the coming State
fair.
The Old Seminary boys meet to night at Igna-
titus Browns Office, No. 62 East Market street, to
prepare for their annual reunion.
Articles of incorporation of the Riverside
Street-railway Company, of Fort Wayne. were
yesterday filed with the Score taryeof State.
Moses L. Slaughter, of Brooklyn. Ind. was in
the city yesterday, en- route to Hopkins Uni
versity, at Baltimore, whore he will graduate
this year.
The ladies of tie Free Kindergarten aud Chill
dren's Aid Society will meet to morrow after
noon, at o'clock, in the chapel of the Taber
nacle Church.
The Board of Commissioners for the additional
hospitals fer the insane was in session at the
Governors Office yesterday, but did nothing ex-
cept transact some routine business.
Edwin FL. Burke. who has been operating OK
tensively with old-time swindling schemes was
yesterday sent to the work-house by the Mayor
account of the prisoners inability to pay fine
and costs
Marriage licenses were issued yesterday to
Elwood Z. Niedhamer aud Mary Fogertv,
Joseph q. Pfeger and Mary f. Kuny, Harry g.
Tice and Alice Elliot, VIM. II. 7. Geasking and
Mary @. Kleis
The Thirty ninth Indiana Volunteers, Eighth
Cavalry, will hold its reunion on the 29th and
the Occidental, and the meetings will take place
at the Council chamber
Elwood Denny, brakeman. living on Pros
pect street, this city, while coupling on the
l., B. & w road, near the State line, had his
so badly crushed that it will probably be
necessary for Drs. Comingore and Mauber to
amputate it to-day.
A meeting of the Athletic Club will be held
tonight at Meridian Rink, when all members
are expected to be present. as matters will come
before the meeting that will be of special inter
est. The prizes won at the Saturdays tourna-
ment will also DO awarded.
Herbert Ewing, bootblack, who started yes
terday morning, to Shelbyville to attend the
fair, fell under a Big Four passenger train,
ID stepping off at the Pennsylvania-street
crossing, and his arm was badly crushed that
it had to be amputated at the shoulder. He was
taken to the City Hospital
Albert Bunch. farmer living near Carmel,
who stopped at the Brown House, on North Del
aware street, on Monday night gave $50 in cash
and notes amounting to 1878 to Solomon Brown
son of the proprietor, for safekeeping. Yes
terday morning the young man could not be
found, and it is. supposed that he left the city
with the money.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
A PIONEER PAINTER.
The Man Who Painted the First Signs Seen
in Indianapolis Sixty-Fiye Years Ago.

A gray-haired man, with dropping shout
ders, faltering step, and a contented counte-
nance stood on the corner Of Illinois and Wash
ington streets, yesterday. and gazed at the
buildings towering above him. There was a
time when he had stood on the same spot in
front of his own little shop, and had smile of
recognition for every man, woman or child who
passed his door. The old man was Samuel
e. Rocker. one of the first settlers in Indianapo-
lis. and the first sign -painter in the city He
lives in Martinsville now, and is eighty-six
years of age, but hale and hearty. He has
many relatives in Indianapolis and his attach
ment for the place is so strong that nearly every
week he comes up and spends a day or two, and
amuses himself by wandering around and view
ing the changed appearance of the city.
Mr.. Rocker came from Tennessee to Indianap-
oils If the fall of 1921 when the settlement com
prised but few white families He immedi-
ately erected paint shop on what is now the
southeast corner of Illinois and Washington
streets. His first order for sign was from Ca
leb Scudder. cabi0et maker, and after several
days hard work and worry. Mr.. Rocker pro-
duced the sign. painted on white goods with a
flaming red letter, and it read:
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
KALOB SKUDDER,
KABBINET MAKER.

The people of those early times were, how
ever. not as particular about their spelling as
their descendants of this fastidous age and Mr.
Scudder accepted the sign without word. His
next order was from Mr. Carter, proprietor of
the "Rosebush' Hotel. for sign, and the third
was from Mr.. Hughes, for the Eagle tavern.
About his next work was sign for Major Bel
less. a tavern-keeper out on the Michigan road,
and the design was General Lafayette il full
uniform" Mr.. Rocker thought he would dis
play his genius this job, and went
to work with will. When he had
completed the body he found that he did
not have room on the canvas for the legs, full
length and so Gen. Lafayette's feet were attached
to his knees. This sign. MIR. Rocker informed the
reporter stood for many years on the old Mich
igan road and was the subject Of much com
ment and merriment. For years Mr.. Rocker
was the only painter in the town. and he still has
in his possession at Martinsvlle the sign he used
to have in front Of his shop at the corner of Hill
nois and Washington streets, which gives the
information that he blouse and Sine
Painter"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Amusement Notes.

The Museum ia drawing very large audiences
this week with 'Mazepps' as the attraction Ii
is we'll presented, and the acrobatic act Of the
four Schrode brothers is a wonderfully clever
one.
The regular season will be inausurated at the
Grand Opera house tomorrow night with the
engagement of Mr.. Louis James and Miss Marie
Wainwright in Shakspeares delightful comedy,
"Much Ado About Nothing which will be re-
peated at the Saturday matinee "Virginius'
1.-THE McCullouch version) will be given OF Fri
day night, and a double bill. Merchant of
Venice" and Katharine and Petruchio," on Sat-
day night.
The regular promenade concert by the When
Band and Alliance Orchestra will take place this
week on Saturday night Sept. IL Miss Hilda
Thomas, a wellknown vocalist, will sing on that
occasion
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
A Married yvoman,s Eiopemen.,

Last week the wife of VIM E. Stuard, a vet
Urinary surgeon, disappeared from her home.
Benjamin E Greek left the city at the same time,
and as the two had been seen frequently in each
others company, it was suspected that they had
eloped Stuard traced his wife to Jacksonville,
where he found her stopping with her sister,
while Greek was spending part of his time in
Louisville Stuard says that it was his inten-
ton to kill Greek on sight, and
he would have done so had not
the latter run and cried murder upon coming in
view of him. 1T was fortunate for him." saws
Mr.. Stuard, ''thas did not get within shooting
distance Of him, for I would have killed him.
This is q terrible blow to me, for my two chill.
dren, boys, aged fourteen and sixteen years. are
old enough to realize their mothers disgrace "
Greek has wife and family in this city, but has
been separated from them for some time
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Peculiar

To itself in many important particulars, Hoods sars
saparilla is different from and superior to any other
medicine.
Peculiar in combination proportion and preparation
of Ingredients Hoods Sarsaparilia possesses the full
curative value of the best known remedies of the
vegetable kingdom.
Peculiar in its medicinal merit Hoods SarsaparilIa
accomplishes cures hitherto unknown.
Peculiar in strength and economy-Hood's Sarsa-
parila is the only medicine of which can truly be said
100 doses dollar Medicines in larger and
smaller bottles require larger doses and do not pro-
duce as good results as Hoods Sarsaparlla.
Peculiar in its good at home"-there Is more
of Hoods Sarsaparla sold in Lowell, whore it is
made, than of all other blood purifiers
Peculiar in its phenomenal record of salcs abroad
other preparation has attained such popularity
in so short time Be sure to get
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. gil six for$5. Prepared only
by G. l. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Organization of Briek-Layers.

About thirty brick-layers of tho city met last
night, to organize for their MUTUAL interests Ii
is not their purpose to reform the old union, as
that was not satisfactory but to perfect an or
eanizaton OF local significance only While
nearly ali of the craft belong to the knights Of
Labor, from which order considerable benefit.
as applied to workingmen generally. is derived,
it is thought best to preserve the brick-layers
identity as an organized trade, by society OF
their own. Very little was accomplished at this
meeting, over which Gideon Shirbert presided.
while John Fay acted As secretary. number
OF names for membership were taken. aud the
election of permanent officers. ana the adoption
of constitution were deferred until .snother
meeting
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Obscure Persons with Inustrious Names.

''It is very amusing" said clerk in the
United States pension office, ''to look over the
list OF names of old soldiers on the pension
books. / am more than ever convinced that
there isn't anything in name, for here we have
inname nearly every great man who has everlived
Here at one point is Daniel Webster, at another.
George Washington, and further down the list
| find Oliver Cromwell, julius Caesar John
Wesley, Henry Clay; and even Jeff Davis is on
our list Then there are the odd names, such as
Ham, Coon, Rats, Sugarfoot and others One
hardly knows what a variety of names there is
in the world until he begins to deal with them by
the thousand"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
A Soap-Eatiag Convict.

George Miller sent from this city to the North
ern prison about eleven months ago to serve a
ten-yesrs' sentence, has been eating soap for the
purpose of giving to himself the appearance Of
one who was wasting away his object being by
this means to procure pardon. The scheme is
one to which convicts have frequently been
known to resort In consequence of his indu-
gence in soap diet Miller's throat has become
liberated, and has swelled until he cannot eat or
even take liquid nourishment, and the prison
physician says that he will die.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Racing at Sheepshead Bay.

SHEEPsHEAD Bay Sept. First race--For
three-year olds, three-quarters of mile. Little
Minch won by length and half, Princess Sec
ond, Bay Rebel third. Time, 1:15.
Second Race-For all ages, one mile. Becky
B. won by one length, Shamrock second Frank
Ward third. Time, 1:4l2
Third Race-For two-year olds three quarters
OF mile. Connemara won by length and a
halfysAIma second. Fenelon third, Time, 1:15a.
Fourth Race-FOr all ages, one mile and . fur
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Aid for the Sufferers at Charleston.

The Board of Trade relief committee, yesterday
morning telegraphed $500 to. Charleston for the
aid of the earthquake sufferers In response the
following telegram was received during the af-
ternoon:
CHARLESTON, S. c., Sept. z.
r. S. Foster, Chairman Relief Committee:
Telegram received. Our City Treasurer will draw
the money. Thanks for your donation so liberal.
CoURTENAY. Mayor.
The committee will send $500 more if the later
reports indicate that additional assistance is
needed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Mr Ostern.ver.s suit for ,bel

The libel suit of Fred Ostermeyer against
VIM and Maria Denke- Walter is on trial before
Judge Ayres. This comes out of the church
troubles of which the papers have had something
70 say heretofore circular appeared charging
MI. Ostermeyer with renting property to dis
reputable women, and the responsibility Of it's
composition and circulation he placed upon DR..
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Protective Fraternity.

LEAvENwoRTH. Kan, Aug THE National
Printers Protective Fraternity met in its first
sem-aunual session in this city this afternoon.
After an address By President d. A Nunally
an adjournment was taken until evening to
await the arrival of delegates from the East ard
South. The delegates are very enthusiastic.
and feel we'll satisfied with the work accom-
plished during the first six months of the exist
snce OF the national fraternity. Measures W i'll
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Adv;ca IN Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always
be used when children are cutting teeth. 1t re
heves the little sufferer at once; it produces nat
ural, quiet sleep by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awakes as ''brieht as
button" It is very pleasant to taste ii
soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all
pain. relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and is
the best known remedy for diarrhoea, whether
arising from teething or other causes. Twenty
five cents bottle
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
Insane from Religious Excitement.

Mary Connolly, No. II Dsloss street, was
yesterday adjudged insane. Her trouble re.
suits from religious mania Once she thought
herself too pure for earth, and cut her throat in
an attempt at suicide.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08

long. Jim Douglass won by one length, Una B.
second, Elgin third. Time l:555
Fifth Race-One and five-eghths mile.
Lucky B. won by head, Exile second, Louisette
third. Time, 2:49s
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08

Denke- Walter, who is defending the libel by try
ing to prove the truth of his statements.
number of witnesses appeared for the defense
during yesterday afternoon, and it will require
all of to day to complete their testimony. Oster-
meyer wants $15, 900 damages
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08

be taken to send out organizers, and other means
will be adopted to forward the aim of the fra
ternlty Sick benefits are paid, and an insur
ance In case of death. The secretary reports the
death OF but one member-Frank Ries, of JEFF
ferson City. The evening session was devoted
to discussion of the report or Secretary Whee-
land
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
4 + M0RR Holds
Blind, Bleeding and Itching, Pos
itively Cured by Cuticura.

A WARM bath with Cuticura Soap, an exquisite
~ Skin Beauti6er, and a single application of
Cuticura the Great Skin Cure will instantly
aay the intense itching OF the most aggravated
of Itching Piles. This treatment, combined with
small doses of Cuticura Resolvent, the new Blood
Purifier three times per day, to regulate and
move the cause, will Blind, Bleeding and Itching
Piles when all other remedies and ysicians fail
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08

NOTHING is more harassing than boils or ulcers
Fortunately they can be quickly healed by the
use of Genns Sulphur Soap which purges the
sore OF its poisonous virus proud flesh, and
thus removes the only obstacle to its healing
Grow young in ten minutes with Hills Instan-
taneouS Hair Dye
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-08
The Chicago Convicts.

Ofthe wretches we're told there are eight
Who've been doomed to terrible feight
OF this number seven
Will go-not to heaven.
And one wild do chores for the steight
minneapolis Tribune.