New-York tribune., 1886-04-02
THE TALK or THE DI 7.

Daniel - is as vigorous and hearty old man .
can be found in Orange County, but Is phenomeDsny
thin ln fact, has about little flesh on s bones -
a man IN good heath can have. one day his little neco
WAS visiting young friend whose father doctor. and
in wandering about tho house opened clo.e IN which
was skeleton. why" she exclaimed she hastily
shut the door. 81 didn't know Uncle Dan was dead"
Lady t. mother WIN rosebud daughtrr-Ah, MIS- New
rich. have such pretty daughter IA, she come odE
Fond @osner-on. no. shO is only fifteen. Her pap.
very anxious TO lnye her make her fe bop last
but thought 1t better Tor her 10 wait year
Washington Critic
Ihey have some enterprisng people In Kansas TIe
town OF Iloxe taat State WAS very poorly situated.
while the neighboring OF Kenneth was buit ono
OF the best in the county. the enterprtsing c
zens Of oxie bought plot OF land for town site and
then the people Of kenneth 10 move bodily to
this new site sell their old town site To tho
the Iio1e people wnen rhis was done the citizens ot
IIoye moved all their houses to their newly acquired
town s,e and thcy have now settled down to become
the metropolis OF sheridan County.
CHICAGO D.msel ito New York duie who has been
talking about dear old London. don her 9nowj-Aro
Mr. 3 Nav. Fact IS. yeknOw. Miss Benton, my nano
is van Dl1rn Bwown-wlta hyphen; doncner know
Chicayo Damscl (sympathzin ciyl-Oh. I'm 40 sorry,
Mr. Brown, but were 50 particular IN thc We T. ani
really haven't been introduced to the Van Duz II haf
of ofy0uyet-tChicago Rambler.
The Boston Transcript says that pr ofessiona gunnes IN
the suburbs OF Boston shoot all the bias OF bright
plumage they and sell them to the NIL ues Al hS
rate OF i've cents apiece.
A penny saved Is q penny earned II Is very OR
ecot ON my son, to pay have your boots cicauoI,
when you can have them cleaned Tor nothing. Al you
ue do "a "a >it cross legged in the hUrse-car on yoar
WAY lone and ladies' dresses viii do the rest -
Boston Transcript
To IN outsider the intense bitterness oi Canadian
noitc. ts often amusing. A French Canadian paper
orouns the members Of Parliament who voted In tbe
Affirmative on a certain question with hse classes
namely reptiles, candidates for Judgeship,. empoye, x
IN. Government the purchased. ani lee outons or
bind followers.
II that man jaehne gets released. am not gcins
To recogniIe him at ALL" remarked one New'iofK
Alderman.
Nor l. Either" assented another. -
Any Alderman who gives hiinselfl away III '"a'
fnshi On Is NOT worthy of notice.
That's o."-lPitsburs Chronicle telegraph.
writer In The Independent, Mr. John V. Farweli. OF
Chicago says the passengers On the Oregon were
sayed by number OF condolences arranged bya special
providence Possibly tails Is the rcct view to take oi
it but 1t may be permitted to ask III the sinking OF tho
vessel hio struck the OregonIwss also speca pro'i-
dence The Grew OF this vessel might have something
10 say on this point II they were alive
There Is perhaps no city ON tho continent whcfe
ara Of such arenrnt SAB FRANCISCO
Onr courts, very natural result. are cs'ay ,',.
woman no de-iIed procure separation because hri
husbnnd WAS tod with cold fee, found paraue ths
olher d.y we are told in the eagernoss Win wmoh
was urged ground OF divorce that Inc huspana s'