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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

ELECTRIC MEDICAL BELTS AND TRUssEs,
X. Williams, corner 10th and Larimer SITS.
Belts with suspensory, $40 $l5 $40, and $50 lsive
size waist). Insoes, 81 (give size shoel
Trusses, etc. Goods by mail. catalogues
free.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

Smelling Furnaces, Crushers, Rolls, Stamp Mills,
Concentrating Machinery. Hooper Sinners,
Engines; Plain and Automatic Boilers; Hoist
Grinders
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
JACOB FITTING,

G. WINTER. JACOB FITTING
THE DENVER IRON FENCE COMPANY,
Manufacturers of and Dealers in Maileable and
Wrought Ircn Fencing Crestine, etc. All
kinds of Wire Goods. Bank and Counter Wire
Railing, Flower Stands and Ore Screens.
No. 1924 Fifteenth street
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

THE VENTURE POWDER co.
Not In the Pool. Independent as to Prices. Man
ufacturers of all grades of High Explosives.
Thoroughly established in Colorado. Send for
circular.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
MERCHANT PUBLISHING CO.,

Printers and Binders. Nos. 300 to 226 Sixteenth
sire, t. Stock Certificates, Mining Pamphlets
etc, specially. All kinds CT Job Work done
on short notice. Prompt attention given to
mail ORDERS.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
HALEY IDAHO TUESDAY, DECEMBER 81, 1885,
DENVER DIRECTORY

FAIRBANKS STANDARD SCALES AND ECLIPSE
WIND MILL,
steam Pumps and Boilers, Hosting Engines Let.
ter Presses, railroad and Water Tanks Reser.
voir Tanks. Wind Mill Pumps. Wind Mill
Inspirators, and Grocers' Fixtures. Fair
oanss Co., 242 Seventeenth street.
THE DENVER ORE sAMPLINa co..
F. Dillingham;, Manager.
otnce, No. 249 Sixteenth street. Works. corner
Wazee and 3Sth streets, on K. P. r. II. track.
M cRArFEY. J.H. CRowEIL.
DENVER BROOM AND BRUSH WORKS,
Crsffey l. Crowel, Proprietors, @
No. $50 Blake street.
DAVIS. CREsWELL CO.,
40s to 4l4 Blake ST.,
Manufacturers of Gas, Steam and Water Goods, in
Brass and Iron Contractors fer the Steam
Heating of Hotels, Residences and Public
Buildings.
A. G. RHoADs,
Manufacturer Of all kinds of Crackers, Jumbles
snaps, Cakes, etc. Nos. 463 and 465 Holiday
street.
REPAIRS FOR STOVES
Made in All Parts of the United States. Old
stoves repaired equal to new. George A.
Puilen, go Eleventh St, Denver, Col.
EUREKA FIGURING MILLS,
No. Home Comfort Favorite
This is new mill, just completed-roller pro-
cess. We guarantee our Flour to be equal to
any yin Colorado Send for prices and samples
Also, proprietors of Creameries in Nebraska.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

BARTELDE5 CO..
Proprietors of Colorado Seed House.
Wholesale Dealers III Hay Grain, Flour. Feed, and
seeds Of every description. Send for cata
logue. Consignments and correspondence 80
licited. No. 403 Holiday street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

OS, & DINGWALL.

Dealers in Drugs, Chemicals and Photographic
Supplies. Corner A-apahoe and 18th sts.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
BADGLEY 4 WATKINS.

General Mining Supplies. Steam, Gas and Water
Fittings. Betting and Packing Hose Pipes
and Tubing Of all descriptions. Iron Roofing.
Washburn and Moen Wire Ropes, the best
made. Representatives of National Tube
Works. Agents for Deane Steam Pumps.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
NJ AHA AND GRANT SMELLING AND RrF1N-
ING OnMpANV
DENVER MANUFACTURING co.

DENVER MANUFACTURING CO.,
EDWARD B. LIGHT. President,
Tanners and Manufacturers of Heavy Team uar.
ness, stock Saddles, Boss Rawhide Lariats.
Horn Saddletrees, and everything for the
morse. Wholesale and Retail. Proprietors of
the Rocky Mountain Tannery. Send Is cents
LOT Illustrated catalogue and price list. No.
3S4 Holiday street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

Of Mining Machinery, Engines
and Boilers. Car wheels, heavy forgings
bolts, etc.. Office and worEs Wynkoop and
33rd SITS. PostofRce box 1921.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
NOVELTY MANUFACTURING 90.

Rubber Printing Stamps, Seals, Stencils, Steel
Stamps, Badges Checks, Door Plates, Electric
Apparatus, etc. 2S4 Sixteenth street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

GOLDEN PAPER MFG CO.,
,R. c. wells's Mills olden Colorado,
Manufacturers of Wrapping Papers, and dealers
in Paper, Twine, and Printers Stock Of every
description. Charles N. Knowles's warehouse
1921 and 1928 Holiday street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
HENRY LEE,

HENRY LEE,
Dealer in Agricultural Implements Field, Garden
and Flower Seeds, divers Chilled and Casa
dy's Sulky Plews John Deere Plows and Gull
tivators, and Mccormick Reapers and Mowers.
Nos. $50, 3S3, 3S4 and 3S5 Wazee street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
THE NICHOLS MANuFAorua1Ns co

latest Improved Concentrating Machinery. for
all classes Of ore. Mining, milling, hoisting
and sampling machinery Of every description.
ONCE and works. seth street and U. P. R. K.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

lAU the Manayacturers and Mer-
chants included IN this Directorv
urge intending buyers to compare
prices ruling East and West. as
there aoiU be a marked difference in
tgoor Of DenUer on Many Lines of
Goods.
OMAHA AND GRANT SMELLING AND REIN
ING COMPANY.
Omaha oficers-Guy c. Barton. President. F W
Nash, Treasurer; Charles Balbach, Superin
tendent Denver oficers-J. B. Grant, Vice
PRESIDENT; Edward Eddy, General Manager.
W. II. James, Superintendent
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
MARTIN ROCHE,
\. "o.--

oHAs' n SHAW. MARTIN ROCHE.
DENVER STEAM BOILER WORKS,
Shaw l. Roche, Prop'rs,
Practical Boiler Makers and Sheet Iron Workers.
manufacturers Of steam boilers. water jackets,
ore cars and buckets, and sheet iron work OF
every description. Wazee and 35th SITS.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
KINDEL & STEWART,


once, No. 81 Lawrence sueet'
Of Excelsior and Wool mattresses !;
Steam Garnet and Feather Renovating; HAIR
Moss Husks, Twine. Mattress TUFTS ana
Tow, rostufice box 215i.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

oAILAwAY BROS. l. DINGwALL,
Wholesale and retail Queensware, China, Glass
ware, Plated Ware, etc. Nos 400 and All Law
renee street, King Block.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
COLORADO IRON WORKS,

NELSON HALLoCK, W. R. HAvENs ]. ". NEsMITH,
President. Sec. d Treas Supt.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
E. KENNEDY,

NH and MInlHB HHNHIIer1'
Agent for Ingersoli Rock Drill 20, aha .ne os snd
eron Steam Pump Co.; Koertng inlectors anu
yentiI ators: Boilers and Engines; Wire Rope;
iubricattng OIL 244 and 246 seventeenth ST.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
DENVER VARIETY MACHINE SHOP,

DENVER VARIETY MACHINE SHOP,
Thomas Crow, Prop'r,
Manufacturer Of Improved Steam Engines. Shaft
ing Pulleys. Hangers, Tools, and General Ma
chinsry. large display OF NEW and SECOND
HAND MACHINERY. 43S Blake street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

r. q. NsKNLAY. is. CARY. WA. MckIFLAY'
NATIONAL MACHINERY co,
Manufacturers and Dealers in Machinery for
Mines. Mills and smelters. saiesrooin' corner
a.yenteenth and Blake streets.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21
One Year for Three Dollars!

These books bound in ch would $40 The following list of the
80 books subscription
and every subscriber the WEEKLY TIMES sending $3
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

COLORADO SOAP CO.,
Jno r. Kennedy. President,
Sole Manufacturers of the Celebrated deyserite
Soaps, branded as follows; National Geyser-
lie for laundry and bath: Pride OF Denver
GeysSrite. Zahns Patent Geyserite: Geyser
ssnone, Corner 18th and Delgany sts.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

W r RUST, j. G. WILSON.
President aud Sup't. Secretary.
Thirty.frst street bridge. Office. No. Windsor
block. All Ores Sold to the Highest Bidder.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

HAND MACHINERY. ass Blake street.
W RUST, JC. WILSON.
President aud snp't. Secretary.
THE DENVER PUBLIC SAMPLING WORKS,
Thirty first street bridge. Office. No. Windsor
block. All Ores Sold to the Highest Bidder.
G. F. HENDRIE, Il. BoLrHoFF, E. B. HENpR1E
Pres't. Vice Pres't. Sec'y Treas.
HENDRIE BOLTHoFF MFG co.
Manufacture and Import Mining and Mill Machin-
ery STAMP Mills Concentrators, Saw Mills,
Salnpling Machinery, Hosting Engines and
Boilers. Dealers in Wire Cloth and Hosting
Rope, steam Pumps, Hose Packing, Betting,
Boiler Tubes, Pipe Fittings
THE DENVER FIRE BRICK CO,
Fire Brick and Retort Works. Superior fre clay
goods of all descriptions. Correspondence
solicited. Vim. .. Miller. Manager. Office,
420 Lawrence st. Postofice box 1902.
G. W. PIERCE, Manager. J. 8. HUDSON. Treasurer.
COLORADO ORE sAMPLING CO.,
Public sainpling Mill. All Ores Sold to the
Highest Bidder. Careful attention given to
contract work. City office, 10 Windsor block.
W. q. RUNxIE. JOHN WroH.
STAR BolLER AND SHEET IRON WORKS.
Runkle wich, Prop'rs,
Manufacturers OF Water Jackets, Ore Cars. Buck
cts. Water Tanks Roasters, Boilers, etc he-
pair work promptly attended to. Nos 3sl ana
303 Bassett street.
DENVER FOUNDRY AND MACHINE co.,
F. Nj. Davis. Proprietor,
Mining Machinery, Hoisting Engines, Mining
Pumps, Engines. Boilers, Saw Mills, and
General Milling Machinery. Once and WORKS.
corner Eighth and Larimer strests.
y a NaEmLAY Us. CARY. W. MckIFLAY'
NATIONAL MACHINERY co.
Manufacturers and Dealers in Machinery Tor
Mines Mills and Smelters. salesroom' corner
Seventeenth and Blake streets
COLORADO SOAP CO.,
Jno. R. Kennedy. President,
Sole Manufacturers Of the Celebrated Geyserl.e
soaps branded as follows: National Geyser-
tie for laundry and bath: Pride OF Denver
Geyserite. Zahn's Patent Geyserite: Geyser
Sanoue Corner 18th and Delgany sts
CHARLES E. KENNEDY.
NH and Mining Machinery.
ro,+ for Incersoll Rock Drill Co. and the Cam
eron Steam Pump Co.; Koerting lnlectors ana
yentiIators; Boilers and Engines; wire rope;
Iubricating Oil. 244 and 246 seventeenth 81
KINDEL STEWART,
,yfice. No. a1 Lawrence street.
x.,ur.cturers of Excelsior aud Wool Mattresses
Steam Carpet and Feather Renovafins; hsI;
Moss. Husks. Twine. Mattress fufts' anu
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

DENVER FOUNDRY AND MACHINE co..
F. Nj. Davis. Proprietor,
Mining Machinery, Hosting Engines Mining
Pumps, Engines. Boilers, Saw Mills, and
General Milling Machinery. Once and works,
corner Eighth and Larmer streets.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

rFioE: Bullion t=eet ans door west of rr!
owns othsA. 81
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-12-21

HALEY. Idaho, Au
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03

40, Miss Maggie Stout and Miss sallie
Bacon were selected to teach the hrs'
three grades.
Rev. A. n. Harris left yesterday morn.
ing for Crystal Falls, where he viii
preach series of sermons, and from
there ho win 90 TO Palo Pinto, thence 70
Forney, after which he expects TO go 10
Silver City, n NJ.
quite merry party OF young folks
went out on dshing excursion this morn
ing. Judging from the genial appearance
Of the crowd one would naturally suppose
they expected 10 do most OF their fishing
on dry land, under the shade OF tree,
etc.
our military company have received
their charter, and Is now chartered
body.
Rev. j. NJ. Lane, who has been on
quite an extended trip for the past
month visiting New Orleans, Richmond,
Va Washington and several other places,
returned Monday morning. He says,
notwithstanding Eastland county is dry,
he Is perfectly satisfied here, aud likes II
better after having seen several OF the
older states.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
n NJ n Il NJ NJ {!
FORTY YEARS A SUFFERER FKos
Q "a 1T "a R R. Ell.
Wonderful 10 Relate !

"F0R FORTY YEARS I have been victim,
20 SatAlhi ;fourths OF the time a sui.
teTer from EACRUCIATING PAINS ACROSS
NJ NJ FotEhEAD and MY NOsTRILs. The dis
O o,,,t were SO offensive that l hesitate to
mention ~ except for the good IL may do some
29ther sufferer. have spent young fortune
from my earnings during my forty wears Of suf
tering 10 obtain relief from the doctors I
haIe lried patent mediclnes--every one could
earn ot-tIom the four corners of lie esrtb
WIN no relief And AT LAST (57 years OF n ei
n tse met WIN remedy that has cured me en-.
rlvly,-male me a new man, | weighed los
Pounnus ana now weigh l4G / used thirteen
2ottlSs oi the medicine, aud the only regret /
gave Is that being In tho humble walks al lie I
nay not nave influence TO prevail on All
o"'arrh sufferers to use what has cured me,
Gainn'S Pioneer Blood Remover.
", 90, s HENRY CHEVEs.
NO. 26I Second ST., Macon, Ca
AT ar, henry Oteves, tho writer OF the sboye
lormefly OF Crawford county, now OF Macon
Ssg merits the confidence OF all Interested IN
"''''i' w. A. HUFF
hx'Mayor OF Macon
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
CISCO.

Pubho School Business--A Religious Tour
Tho Multary-Dry Fishing.
Special TO the Gazette
CISCO, Tx, June 2,--The board of
trustees fer the Cisco public school met
Yesterday afternoon IN regular session
and transacted the following business
ElNed sa'aries OF teachers as follows :
trlncipab SlOO per month; first assistant
sOO per month, and for the romainine
.hIee assistants $40 per month each.
Net June u the time TO select principa
and first assistant, Miss Florence Grifl
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated Yoltaic
Belts and electric appliances on thirty
days trial to any man afflicted with per-
vous debility, loss OF vitality, manhood,
etc. Illustrated pamphlet in sealed en-
velope with full particulars, mailed free.
Write them at once.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
He.No Tea at Fort Worth Grocer CO.'S
BETTING ON RAIN.
netting II wm and u won,l Rn,n.

V'''"b " VIII WIIW II WVHV ItIlIh'
There is no night so long or dark but
has It's morning. Friends don't bet for
or against rain. You ask us why2 Well,
don't do II, We don't know that there Is
really more harm in betting upon rain
than npon corn or wheat, but still, we
feel differently about it, and can't tell
why, We will tell you good bet; bet
you can buy more suits of clothes, panta.
looms, summer coats and vests, shirts and
drawers at our store cheaper than you can
ut any other store in Texas, and we will
go in with you on the bet.
THOMAS FAIRLY,
Advertising Editor Chase Trading Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
Ho,No Tea at Fort Worth Grocer Co. IS


Pure baking powders are one of the
chief aids to the cook in preparing per-
feet and wholesome food, and the house
wife will do well to be on her guard
against baking powder tramps. Silver
Loaf Baking Powder is never peddled
from house to house, as the manufactur
ing establishment of j, II. Brown is
taxed to its uttermost to supply the
demands that come through legitimate
channels.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
He-No Tea a Tort worth Groeer oo. 8


For the benefit of those. unable to pay,
diseases OF the eye, ear, nose and throat
Nil.oe treated, free OF charge, at my
oflce, at 502 Main street, over Kings
drug store, between . and 4 O'Clock,
Tuesdays and Saturdays,
FRANK GRAY, NJ. d.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
Glinn's Pioneer Blood Remover,
A SUPERB
FLESH PRODUCER and TONIC |
Gninn's Pioneer Blood Reneuer

lures lures gu biood and Skin Diseases, Rheumatism
'1It,OduiA, old sores. ApeIiect Spring Medicine
81 u.s. 'V'AeS' ~ WI large
Essay on. Blood and skin DiseAses ma,laa
Hee' MACON MEDICINE COMPANY.
Macon, ca.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-06-03
The Finest RaEors In ths WORLD
AZ Anderson's gun store


Examinations Of applicants for places
as principals and assistants will be held
IN building No, ?, Wednesday, 9TH inst
Tor whites Thursday, 10th inst, for col
ored.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1886-07-01
A BAD MAKEUP.

Among the many errors which have
happened in the history of prin ting,
three instances have been so curious
that we cannot resist the temptation
of reproducing them. On one occasion
newspaper report of an accident read
thus: yesterday a coal porter named
John Sharp was received into the chest
on Friday evening. 1t appears he had
gone to the Royal Free Hospital, hav
ing received severe bruises about the
Metropolitan market, to purchase a
horse, and seeing one to please him,
he bought it; he took it home and
while in the act of examining it the
animal struck out and kicked him."
Another "mixture" occurred through
half an account of a farewell sermon
and half a paragraph about a mad dog
being put together. 1t read thus :
"The Rev. Jas. Thompson, rector of S.
Andrews, preached to large con-
course of people on Sunday last. In q
few weeks he will bid farewell to his
congregation, as This physicians advise
him to cross the Atlantic. He exhort-
ed his brethren and sisters, and after
offering devout prayer took whim
to cut up some frantic freaks. He ran
down Benefit street to College. At
this stage of the proceedings couple
of boys seized him, tied tin kettle to
his tail, and he again started. A great
crowd collected, and for a time there
was grand scene of noise, running
and confusion. After some trouble he
was shot by policeman" These in
stances are bad enough, but they are
surpassed by perhaps.the greatest hash
that ever occurred since Gutenberg
invented printing. 1t was an account
of a presentation to a learned divine
mixed up with an account of Il Chica-
go pork establishment. 1t presents this
aspect: "Several of the Rev. DR..
Mudge's friends called upon him yes
terday, and after brief conversation
the unsuspiciOus pig was seized by the
hind legs and slid along beam until
he reached the hot water tank. His
friends explained the object of their
visit, and presented him with very
handsome gold headed butcher who
grabbed him by the tail, swung him
round, slit his throat from ear to ear,
and in less than a minute the carcass
forward and said, there were times
wien Gne loollDSS OEeTpoWoItu ONE,
and for that reason he would not at
tempt to do more than thank those
around for the manner in which such
huge animal was cut into fragments
was simply astonishing The doctor
concluded his remarks when the ma
chine seized him, and in less time than
it takes to write it the pig was cut into
fragments and worked up into deli
ciOus sausages. The occasion will long
be remembered by the doctors friends
as one of the most delightful of their
lives. The best pieces can be prOcur-
ed for ten cents pound, and we are
sure that those who have sat so long
under his ministry will rejoice that he
has been so handsomely treated"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1886-07-01

were cheered as they marched by. As
the Lancers and batteries were on
their second round the rain ceased and
in short time the sun appeared. 1t
shone on the long line of glitterin g
muskets and the bright colors of the
uniforms, made still brighter by the
black background of clouds moving on
toward the southwark. The Viceroy
rode forward and uttered few words
of ongratulation-and the greatest
military spectacle of modern India was
at an end.
The march proved one thing-that
the troops were not fair weather SOL
diers, for the work done at such disad
vantage was test of good men. That
Government will make some change in
regard to the use of the native slipper
seems probable. The figures of the
march are 1000 infantry, 5000 caval
~, 1900 artillery, 1000 volunteers
and something over 1000 in the native
contingent.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1886-07-01

that. Did the sick lady dief No,
ma'am. She was living, when l last
heard of her, down to Santa Barbara.
Two years ago that was"
"And what became of your young
lady 7"
"She left at Sacramento. Her broth
er or some one was down to meet her.
/ saw him a moment. He didn't look
like her."
"And you never saw her again ]
You never heard her name z"
''No ma'am; never did"
The engineers voice sounded gruff
and husky as he said this. He shovel
ed in coal with needless energy.
care you a married man :" asked
Miss Vaughn. The question sounded
abrupt even to herself, but seemed re-
levant to something in her mind.
s'No.n
John Scott looked her squarely in
the face as he replied. His cOunte-
nance was rather grim and set, and for
a moment she feared that she had Of
Tended him. Then, as he met her dep
recating gaze, he treasured her with a
swift smile.
'No, ma'am, amt; and l never
shall be as know of" he added. Sec
ond-rate wouldn't satisfy me now,
guess" He pulled the cord which
hung ready to his hand, and long
screeching whistle rang out over the
plain, and sent the prairie-dOgs scut-
thing into their burrows.
"This is a feeding station we're
coming to-" he explained. "Twenty
minutes here for supper, ma'am and
it amt a bad supper either. l reckon
you'd like to have me help you down,
wouldn't you 2"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1886-07-01
SQUIBS.

Lumbermen don't have many delica-
cies on their bill of fare. Perhaps the
only one is log JAM Burlington Free
Press.
If the supply of Canadian herring is
shut off much longer we shall be
obliged to eat genuine sardines.-
Philadelphia Call.
A correspondent asks how to serve a
dinner. If it is a good dinner and you
are hungry, just eat it. That's the
way we would serve a dinner Texas
Siftings.
This world is full of disappOint-
ments. "Mamma," cried 5-year- old
girl, 81 started to make my doll a bon
net and it's come out a pair of pants"
New Orleans Picayune.
''ls there anything more excruciating
than the music of a Japanese tom tom
orchestra 7" asks writer. Did you
eyer hear the music of an American
tom-tom cat p Burlington Free Press.
The venerable Mark Hopkins has
been connected with Williams college
for &c years, and yet he cannot sign
his name without making his Mark
Lowell Courier.
N
list of piano music "to take to the
seashOre or mOuntains.n If the sug
gestiOn is followed, tourists generally
: Boston Post.
"Isn't that moon lovely 2" asked a
Belvidere girl one night last week 81
think it just as sweet as it can be-"
eyes, of course it is" responded her
escort, drily. "Why, what do you
mean ?" she asked. "It's the presi-
dents honeymoon, isn't it ?"
Parties who are looking forward to
dividends in July which they won't
get, will see the truth of this bit copied
from the Chicago Rambler: "Teacher !:
How many mills make cent % at de-
ponds on whether the hands are on a
strike or not. Sometimes none of 'em
make cent"
Mr.. Hopeful Ito young Hopeful, home
from Harvard)- may l ask
how much your cigars cost you 2" Tom
-"Twelve dollars a hundred, Govern
or. l usually get thousand at a time
and get them somewhat cheaper" Mr..
H. Wha-what ? Twelve dollars
Why, I've got to be satisfied with to-
bies myself" Tom-"That's business,
Governor. If had as many children
to educate as you have | wouldn't
smoke at alp Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
An amusing incident occurred in the
Maple Street M. E. church Sunday
school last Sunday. The school was
about to recite the catechism in con-
cert, when Rev. j. B. Toulmin, the
pastor, propOunded the preparatory
question care you ready ?" The mo-
mentary silence that followed was
abruptly broken by an impulsive
yOungster on one of the rear seats,
who shouted the word 600" The eff
feet was electrical, but the catechism
wasn't started for several minutes.
LYNN Bee.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1886-07-01
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