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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Bottled Cider in bottles or by the glass
It ~ r'"''. @- ~: SPRANDEL's. =,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

st. Paul's.ice palace project is badly
in need Of cold weather, and with the
most favorable conditions cannot n.w
be open%before Feb. 1. #.:....zs e. VI
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Buffalo Near, the best temperancs
drink y town e ne Palacs Sampls
81 ' ' DC 'sa|
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Furs, Fulri:s, Fnrs.
! haye the largest stock Of Far Over.
coats and Fur Robes ever offered for srle
in this town.
I. s' WIN. BUTLER.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Gravel s. Goulet
Bros -four is now Tow
for sale at their feed
store at these re :
dugced prices:
xxx, 1925
Fancy, !. $3.50
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

g. Neal takes pride in showing his
instantaneous shuster. It's q marvel fol
jerking shadows u 81 a8ssss
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

Joseph schlitz's Brewing CO.. Expoi
Milwaukee Lager Beer for sale Is
5ssYs 81 X NJ Ssy,p pnEy1n34
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

All lines Of our goods are sold
cheaper than the cheapest, and for
cash. LITTLE Fairs LIVE SToCKsCo.
Highest market price paid in cash, for
Hides, Fus, Butter Eggs, etc.
y .. RHODES & Love.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01
n, WaIkine Skeleton,

Little Falls, Nov. 1885.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-01-01

BESSIE G1I.LPATRICK,
Teacher
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
4 physician's Confession.

You frequently see funny expressions
in print about doctors killing their pa
tients. Well. the thing is often true.
], myself acknowledge to having killed
two patients. / killed them outright,
and made no bones of confessing the
fact. One man L killed by prescribing
morphine at time when his system
was not strong enough to stand the
drug. He left property, and there was
some excitement about dividing the es-
tate. His wife was charged with hav-
ing poisoned him, and the remains were
exhumed, and there was a great to-do
about the matter, but pulled through
it all right. The other man was suffer-
ing from a prolonged spree, and l gave
him chloral, which killed him. 1t was
an out-and-out murder, but the Coroner
held an inquest and attributed his
death to jimjams. These two people 1
know / killed, and, as L am yet young,
and there are more active poisonous
agents than those L have so far ex-
perimented with, expect to kill more
people before / die.-A young ST.
Louis physician.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

To tap it on the pavement at every
step, means: "Obiect is no money to
me-Pm trying to wear out the ferule.
To poke person in the ribs with it,
who is standing up on chair three
rows ahead of the pokist at a smuggling
match, insinuates: Down in 'front.'"
To hurriedly slip it down the panta-
loons-leg and walk along with it con-
cealed therein, evidences that it has
previously been feloniously magnet
lied" from some hall-rack and the
rightful owner is approaching.
To point with it at q rare old paint
ing il picture gallery indicates that
the check-boy was asleep when the Wis
itor came through the entry-door.
To carry the upper end in the over
coat pocket, with the bottom part stick
ing straight up in front, signifies that
the nickel plate has worn off from its
bogus leaden head, and the same would
blacken the dudelet's tan-colored glove
if held in his hand.
To carelessly but gracefully drop it
denotes the exhilaration of too much
high-priced fine wine aboard; while to
awkwardly get it tangled up among
the legs and plump the bearer forward
on his nasal abutment sadly goes to
prove Wholesale consumption of COM
mon five-cent red, red liquor
TO pedestrianize on a crowded side
walk with it run through the akimboed
elbows and across the back, with ends
projecting beyond each arm, intimates
that there is plenty of room out in the
middle of the street for other people
who don't care to be swiped off into the
gutter in passing.
To hold it in the center, with the
handled portion downward, is intend
ed by the effeminate "mower" to
demonstrate this "Aw, this stick is
WEAKLY so pawsitively top-'eavy, aw,
that I-nevah having been used to
manual labah, aw, find it "a widiculously
weighty burden, aw."
TO present it, nicely engraved, to
trusted clerk on New Years Day as a
recognition of long and faithful SER
vice." conveys the sorrowful fact to the
t. C. that We employers act is an econ
oniical "stave-off" against his hireling's
hoped-for raise in salary.-DetroU
Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Bound TO Have Pie.

Jesse Wood tells good story of a
farmer whom he saw at the breakfast
table one morning in the leading hotel
at Nashville.
When the waiter handed the rustic
the bill of fare he glanced over it and
remarked:
Johnny, just bring 'em all in. Pm
gosh burned hungry, and just got IN
Nashville"
The waiter grinned, and after being
gone for few minutes returned with
dishes that made great semi-circle
around the strangers plate. He count
ed them All over, and then with a
doubtful look remarked
"Look here, waiter, don't see any
pie, and I'm mighty fond of pie, too"
"Say, mister, we don't set no pie for
breakfast at this hotel. Only have pie
for dinner"
The country gentleman, with look
of disgust, turned to Mr.. Wood and
said:
"Naghbor, this is a - of hotel"
"Why?"
"Two dollars day and no pie"
Doc Bamford, clerk at the Burnet
House, tells similar story of man
who once stopped at the fremont House
in Chicago. He braced up to the hotel
counter and greeted the clerk with:
Before / register at this hotel l want
it understood that l must have pie for
supper"
well, sir, you can have pie if we
have to order extra pies made"
"That's all right, then. I've had pie
for supper ever since / was 3 years old,
and I'm bound to have pie now
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
High.fa-lOOtin.

Papa" said little girl, show many
miles is it around the world?
!" A good many thousand, my child,
replied papa.
at would be an awfully tedious
journey, wouldn't it?'
"Yes, it would be, Annie"
But know a man who goes around
the world every little while, and he
don't look very tired"
you know a man." replied her
father, shat goes around the world.
Well, should like to know who
he is?"
why, the man in the moon, papa, of
course. "-Ndti0ndl WeeklU.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Unnecessary Violence.

For which outraged nature exacts heavy penal
ties, is done to the bowels by, persons who with
drastic, drenching purgatiyes make war on
those organs in order TO relieve their constric-
ton. Constipation is not one of those desperate
diseases that require desperate remedies. In
fact it is not n disease at ALL but the incomplete
discharge OF function, to the healthful re-
newal OF which Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is
far better adapted than drugs, whose action is
excessive, and consequently facilitating and
injurious Disorder of the liver contamination
of the blood with bile. sick headaches and dys-
peptic symptoms are the attendants of costive-
ness, and are likewise remedied by the Bitters
It's action il not limited t. relic wing the bowels
naturally and without pain Used with persist
ence, and rs directed, it perpetuates regularity
in the habit of body and in the operations OF
the digestive organs and liver Fever and ague
rheumatism and kidney troubles are prevented
and cured by il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Too Many Juliets for RSmeo's Comfort.

Where are you going?" asked
Knickerbocker Jones of Bob Van
Slyck, as they met near the Grand
Central Depot.
I'm going off for day or So" re-
piled Bob, who was carrying valise.
whats up?"
Nothing, except tomorrow is my
birthday, and the young lady to whom
1 am engaged is to call at the house to
congratulate me, and make me some
little present. don't care to be there
when she calls"
Il don't understand you, Van Slyck.
If L was engaged to a young lady, and
she was going to call and see me on my
birthday, l should be the happiest man
in New York.
"Yes, but the other two are going to
call also-all three of them are going
to call on me if / am there, don't you
understand ?"and he hurried into the
depot to catch tho 3 o'clock train
Texas Siftings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

The remarkable phase in the practice OF DR..
Peter W. Schmidt Frequently called DIR. Pete)
is, he never asked one to describe their disease
but tells each one their trouble without asking
question. His success is phenomenal His
practice enormous. He is sought after by hun
dreds wherever he goes, because he cures when
every other physician and remedy have failed
He has allowed his great medicines, Golden Seal
Bitters and Lung Food for Consumptiontto be
offered to thesuffering, and we assert without
fear of successful contradiction that there is
no disease they will not cure. Thousands of
bottles have been sold Thousands Of broken
down and discouraged invalids saved Send TO
Golden Seal Bitters Company, Holland City,
Mich, for Facts for the Million Free.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
The Value Of Time.

"One to-day" remarks wise man,
ais worth two to-morrows. Oh, is it,
then? You go into the market to-day
and see how many to-morrows you can
get for it. You can't get one; not a
solitary one. You cant even get to-
morrow morning for it. But if You
have n tomorrow that you want to put
on the market you might get whole
week of to-days for it. The only man
who wouldn't offer to-day for it is the
man who is going to be hanged to-mor-
row, and has consequently very little
use for it. What he wants to trade for
is about two months of yesterdays and
a couple of weeks before last. Bur
dette, an BROOKLYN Eagle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Important.

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage, expressage, and 81 carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel, Opposite
Grand Central Depot
6l3 rooms, fitted up at a cost of one million
dollars, 81 and upwards per day. European
plan Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the
best Horse cars, stages. and elevated rail
road TO all depots. Families can live better for
less money at tho Grand Union Hotel than at
any other first-class hotel in the city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Woman Stumps the Philosophers.

Tennyson Women are angels.
Shakespeare: Perfidious as a wave.
Balzac: Women complain of being
misunderstood.
Byron: Angels have wings, and al
ways end up in flying off.
Diderot: He who comprehends them
is their implacable enemy.
Chamfort: The most beautiful girl
in the word can only give that which
she has.
Saint Evremont: We take women
for what they are not; we quit them for
what they are.
Leopard; When one speaks of
women there is q weapon more terrible
than calumny-the truth.
Oriental proverb: One leads horse
by the bride, an elephant by his rope,
a woman by her heart.
Chamfort: Love is more pleasing
than marriage, for reason that novels
are more amusing than history.
The Koran: 1t is necessary to have
at least four wives in order to find ono
in good health and gentle humor.
byron: 1 have seen those (the tenn
pests of women, and [ have seen those
of the waves, and | pity more the lovers
than the sailors.
Hamilton: In matters Of love, moth
ing is SO common to all women as the
desire that another shall not gain that
which she herself refuses.
Nine. d'Houdetot: 1t is inconveniant
to be a widow; it is necessary to re-
sumo the modesty of young girl,
without being able to feign her ig-
norance. Compiled by Philadelphia
NelCS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

or course IL was! lie tried one remedy
after another and finally gave up and died,
when his life might have been saved by TAX
ing DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
tho great consumption Curc"-whlch, IL
promptly employed, will soon subduo all
threatening symptoms, such as cough, laborcd
breathing, night-sweats, splitting OF blood,
etc, and, restoring waning strength and
hope, elfcctually stop the poor consumptive' s
RAPID progress graveyard. Is II not worth
trying? All druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
The Testimony of "a Physician.

James Beecher, NJ d., of Sigourney, Iowa,
says: @For several years / have been using
Cough Balsam. called DIR. VIM. HALLS BAL
SAM FOR THE LUNGS and in almost every
case throughout my practice | have had entire
success. / have used and prescribed hundreds
of bottles since the days of my army practice
QS63), when was surgeon of Hospital No. z,
Louisville Ky."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

ORDINARY army signaling, by waving
flags or torches, can transmit only ten
words or so a minute, spelled out by
letters; but an adaptation of the Morse
telegraph alphabet, now generally en-
ployed, has more than doubled this rate
of sneed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Free to Ministers, Lawyers, Doctors,
and Teachers.

If you will get your dealer to order from
his Wholesale druggist one dozen bottles
WARMERS WHITE WINE OF TAR SYRUP
the best remedy an the acorld for Coughs,
Colds, Asthma, Cdtdrrh, and COnsump-
tion, will send two bottles free. Recon-
mend to your friends. Send name of
druggist who gives the order. Map of Holy
Land free with medicine. Address DIR. c.
d. WARNER, Chicago. Ill. All druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

was daily growing worse with rheuma-
tsm. and the doctors thought 1t might re-
qurc the amputation of my leg. / began
taking Athlophoros and in two days was able
TO be at my store. NJ. z. Shrock, 672 West
Lake street. Chicago. Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

THOSE who take DIR. Jones' Red Clover Tonic
never have dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath,
piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appe-
lite, low spirits, headache or kidney troubles.
Price 80 cents
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Plenty of Gamp.

Bromley Gust home from the lumber
region You are right, Darringer, my
boy. Yes, we had high old time.
ANY game, Bromley?"
ooh, lots of it.
Deer or bear?'
mo. Old sledge." = Philadelphia
Call.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
WELLS HAIR BALsAM,

If gray, restores to original color. An elegant
dressing. softens and beautifes. No oil nor
grease. A Tonic Restorative Stops hair com
ing out; strengthens, cleanses, heals.scalp, soc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

IT Is USELESS TO ATTEMPT to cleanse
stream while the fountain is impure. Dys-
pepsia complaints of the liver or kidneys,
scrofula headaches, and all diseases arising
from impure blood, are at once removed by
DIR. WALKERS CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BIT
TIERS, the infalliblc purifier of tx blood and
renovator of the system 1t has never been
known TO fail
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
on RIFLE, FILLS

start tho bile, relieve tho bilious stomach thick,
aching head and overloaded bowels. Small gran
ules, small dose, big results, pleasant in opera
ton, don't disturb the stomach. DC
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

THE most scientific compound for the cure of
coughs, colds, and all throat and lung troubles
is Dr. Bigelow's Positive Cure. IL is pleasant,
prompt and safe 80 cents and 81.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

THE lives of many children have been saved
by the timely use Of Ayers CherTy PectoraL
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

AS rule, lawyers are a brave class of men
sits conscience that makes towards of US all,
Won know
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

SIX gold medals have been given to st.
Jacobs Oil at Worlds fairs and expositions,
for being the best pain-cure. 1t is, itself,
better than gold. 1t cures rheumatism and
every other painful trouble. II never fails.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief and com
plete cure guare nteed. Ask for Rough on Piles.
Sure cure for itching, protruding bleeding. any
form Of Piles. soc. At Druggists or Mailed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
ROUGH ON PILES"

corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure
of worst chronic cases; also unequaied as garglc
| for diphtheria, sore throat foul breath. soc
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
"ROUGH ON ITCH
"ROUGH on CATARRH.

Rough on Itch" cures skin humors, eruptions,
g worm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chill
Iins, itch, ivy poison, BARRIERS itch. SIC. jars.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Souchf for the last hundred years

remedy for Catarrh. Hay lever, aud Cold in
the Head, found at last in Ely's Cream Balm.
Safe and pleasant to'usc, and easily applied
with the niger. IL gives relief mt once and
a thorough treatment positively cures. 30
cents by druggists. 60 cents by mail. Ely
Bros, Owego, N. y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

A REWARD of crime: that offered for the cap
ture of the trdnsgressor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

To ERADICATE landruff, and keep the scalp
moist and clean, use Halls Hair Remover
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
Twenty Ycnrs of suffering from c

TVyen1y years OF suffering from Ca
tarrh and Catarrhal headache ! never found
anything to afford lasting relief until tried
Ely's Cream Balm. ] have used two bottles,
and now cons der my Catarrh cured i have
recommended it to several of my friends with
like good results.-D. 7. Higginson, las Lake
Street, Chicago, III.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

me Of long standing case or catarrh. 1have
never yet seen its equal as cure Tor colds in
the head and headache resulting from such
colds. IL Is n remedy OF sterling merit.-Ed
l.. Grossly, Nashville, Tenn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

No DEPRESSING effects from Red Star
Cough Cure. No nausea, no danger of
poison. Safe, speedy cure. Only % cents.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

"THE hborer is worthy of his higher, as the
strikers read it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
BE wise with speed;

So said Young. Straws show which way
the wind blows, and there are score OF
symptoms any one of which shows the exist
ence OF catarrh. Neglected, it will rob the
blood of its purity and the system of its
strength. Get DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
1t cures even long-standng cases, as thou
sands testify, and SHOULD be used for colds
in the head, which often result in confirmed
catarrh.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

Best, easiest 10 use, and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. BY druggists. soc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
The Great German Physician.

"WHAT's in France" chrome by any
name would be as cheap -Ndverick.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

"PAPA, have guns got iegsy" mo" "How
do they kick, them" with their breeches, my
snn
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
IT is said that one-half of American

IT is said that one-half OF American
business and professional men over
thirty years OF age are bald, and that
"the wearing of unventilated hats is
one of the greatest causes of failure of
nutrition of the hair. The beard
never falls out, because it gets plenty
of light and air. These are what the
scalp needs also. DR.. Foote's Health
Monthly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell IL. csc.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners applied TO
new boots and shoes before you wear them out
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

Hts thousands OF cures are the best adver.
tisement for Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

BOUND in calf-tho turkey that was eaten by
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

How TO make bowling swell-stick pin
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

@Rough on Rats" clears out Rats, Mice 15c.
Rough on Corns hard or soft corns, bunions, l5c
sRough ON Toothachen Instant relief 15c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

AN artists cherub is good deal like board
ing house turkey-all head and wings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15
cIcuING LAMPS for Spearing. Send for Cir
TON cnlar BAKER 4 son. Kendalyille. Ind.

I WANT a GIRI-, boy lady or gent.
II Every village and town. Good pay. Easy work.
Send stnlnn GIL IOIT. AS Dey St. New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

DECISIONS and Claims collected or no pay.
III s.---.-s---- Send stamps for book OF laws.
Patents. BELLUM MILLER. Atty. Wa. hington. D. O.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-04-15

ALL KINDS of DEALERS
find it a good thing to handle.
II brings netc customers, and
makes the old ones STICK.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-09-25
The Democratic Mass Meeting

The mass meeting last night was clear
They selected the candidates and dictated
the resolutions. 1t is impossible to say
whether or not all of them who took part
in the proceedings were Democrats. The
presumption that they were all Democrats
must be accepted, however, since no
question was raised on that point.
1t seems rather remarkable, in view of
the fact that they do not permit lawyers
to be members of their organization, that
they should have given two of the three
nominations to lawyers. 1t has not been
many weeks since some OF the knights
of Labor, in the public prints, condo mned
lawyers rather severely for wanting all
the offices, and questioned the wisdom OF
putting them forward SO frequently for
public places. Have the knights changed
their views with respect to lawyers?
Very little fault can be found with the
resol utiOns. In the main they are good
The wisdom of a few of them is question.
able. 1t will be time enough to discuss
them, however, when they assume shape
in the Legislature.
If the gentlemen nominated last night
succeed in getting those o: the resolutions
which apply specially to this county en-
acted into laws they will have the salts.
faction OF knowing that they have done
their constituents some service.
While they will occupy the position OF
Democrats in the Legislature, they will
be regarded as the representatives of the
Knights of Labor. For that reason their
course will attract more attention than
it otherwise would. 1t Will require con-
siderable tact and talent to ill the double
part successfully.