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The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
HEAH ME ZEKEIL.

Young man, doan be too prebeus
In a-comin' to de foah.
1t nebber pays to lose de race
Erkase yO' feet git soah.
Jis' trabbel slow an suah,
An keep de straight, wide track
Eff yo' hurry up an lose dc way
Yo'll shuah hab to turn back
Yo' nebber seen a saw log
Dat growed in q single day.
FRS comes de seed an grass, sahs
Befo' yo make de hay.
De sprout it makes de saplin,
An dat's what makes de tree.
De brook it makes de ribber,
An de ribber makes de sea-
Eff yo' wanter elm a flag pole
Yo' can't gin at the top.
Yo' must hab de flour an grease, sab,
Befo' yo' kin make de sop.
De dog dat chaws de ham bone
Ali fru de summer day
At las will git dar, Zekeil,
An de marrer II be his pay.
Eff yo' hor yo' head so high, sab
Dat yO' doan' kin see yo feet,
Yo's boun' tc mash yo' shins, sab,
On cherry stone 20 meet.
DOan think man fool, boy,
Erkase his face looks so;
Yo' nebbcr kin look at flea
An tell which way he'll go.
An de mule dat kicks de hardes'
Am de sleepies' in de team;
1t ain de COW with the bigges' bag
Dat GIBBS de riches cream.
YO' better member dis right hard
Jes' mark it on de slate:
1t ain de scrubby-lookin' boss
Dat allus gifts dar late.
1t am de man dat ain Altered
To work with han an foot
Dat gifts a tail-holt on success,
Like bull-pup to root.
Mort Wood, in San Francisco Maverick.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

An original method of computing
the age of IA person was developed re-
Gently by an Irish washerwoman. When
she appeared with her laundry basket
young girl accompanied her. Glow old
is your daughter, Mary?" WAS asked.
Mary reflected for some moments. I'm
faith, mum, Bridget was born to-day
and Tim Finnigan died tomorrow. Let
me sec. That makes Bridget fourteen
years old, NUM-" She had reckoned
the birth of her daughter from the death
uf her neighbor's son. Chicago Times
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which is much more difficult at first. Herr
Preyer concludes his interesting article with
the remark that unconscious counting, like
all other oft-repeated processes, such as
lifting the hat as token of salutation, be-
comes at last an entirely Mechanical process,
to which we have only to add that if it does
not become easier than the common form of
salutation appears to be to large part of
male hat-wearers, its success as a branch of
knowledge will not be striking, but as an
amusement it is sure to find favor.-PaH
Mall Gazette
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
A Queer Estory of q Cold Wave.
Tallahassee tFla.) Tallahassean. I

E. W. Clark had forty two alligators,
ranging from one to three feet in length,
in shallow pool back of his store. When
the cold wave came the pool froze solid
and the alligators were imbedded in the
ice four four days. Every one who saw
the reptiles pronounced them deader than
Hector, but when the ice thawed they be-
gan to show signs of life, and yesterday
all but three crawled out as gay as larks.
The others NAV come to life next summer.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol.
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 days, to men (young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
matism, neuralgia, paralysis, land many 9th.
er diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in.
Cured, as 30 days. trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Good Grounds for Hope.

''Do you think you will be acquitted?"
asked New York gentleman of a
prominent man who was indicted for
bribery.
Eyes, l think so.''
Has your lawyer given you grounds
to think sop
mo, responded the hopeful Client
''but | have given him grounds to think
so. I've decided him all my real estate
as his fee. IN Y Telegram
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How to Save Money.

and we might also say-time and pain as
well, in our advice to good housekeepers
existing always to have a perfectly safe
remedy convenient for the relief and prompt
cure of the ailments peculiar to woman
functional irregularity, constant pains, and
all the symptoms attendant upon uterine
Observation-Disclosures us to recommend strong
ly and unqualifedly DR.. Pierce's "Favorite
scription''-woman's best friend. 1t will
save money.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

wards their number may be increased
and their position altered. 1t will also
be good practice to open book, cover
part OF the page, rapidly look at the lines
left uncovered, and to guess at their num-
Der. 1t is astonishing how soon the eye
gets accustomed to thenumbers. The more
advanced unconscious counter should
practice On spots not regularly arranged,
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

WoMKS ss"dH l@ SEf{ss %osP
a one week. | could walk all dooryard
EHATITIInE and could get
to see neighbOrS had
out IN the door-yard for months. using
the tavorlte prescription two weeks, a
miles, neighbors all surprised
about and helping to DO my homework after
with thirteen OF the best physicians could
and the last one told husband that would
to do hOusework thankful to my God that
wrote to for had suffered from
had almost given in despair"
1 T.,,,,, Mrs F. E. WILCOX Friendship N. T., writes:
lEHhIHE l. For five six years had
\ with female weakness and terrible pains
EsIN the small of my back pit the stomach.
tH. three bottles of Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescrip
a...=1-=-s ton acted like charm, and
pletey, to my great joy"
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Merely with a Gnaw,

Dude Cat hotel table)-Waitah, this-ah
this beefsteak is so tough, you knaw,
that 1 cawn't-weally-I cawn't bite it.
Waiter-That gentleman who just left the
table not only ate the beefsteak but also the
bone that was in it.
Dude-Naw.
Waiter-Yes, you can eat bone that way,
too.
Dude-How?
Waiter Initiating ude)-Gnawl-New
man IndeDeudeut
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Carp may be sent for at any time, but

Carp may be sent for at any time, but
spring and fall are the best.
To get supply, first address any of.your
State Fish Commissioners, next the Con-
gresham from your district, and if these
fail, write to Spencer F. Baird, United
States Fish Commissioner, Washington,
d. G.
To prepare carp fora market, they should
be placed in box and fed sufficient time
to fatten and to remove the taste of mud
or vegetable matterfrom the fesh.-Toledo
Blade
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Where the Mine Was.

Indignant Stockholder-It is an outrage
GUS swindle, sir.
President Great Fraud Mining Company
What is a swindle?
"Your mine, sir. You haven't any mine.
YES; there's NINE"
Where is it, them"
Here. You put in your money and lost
it. What was yours is now mine. SeeI'-
Phila delphia Call.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Loss or Flesh and Strength.

with poor appetite, and perhaps slight
cough in morning, or on first lying down at
night, should be looked to in time. Persons
afflicted with consumption are proverbially
unconscious of their real state. Most cases
commence with disordered liver, leading to
bad digestion and imperfect assimilation of
food-hence the emaciatiOn, or wasting of
the flesh. 1t is a form of scrofulous disease,
and is durable by the use of that greatest of
all blood-cleansing, anti-bilious and ;nvig-
Grating compounds, known as DR.. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery"
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foot when driven in, so that when the pole
rs properly in, the top may be broken off,
leaving the top under water about a foot,
as stated. They should be driven at an
angie of about twenty five degrees, leaning
inward, at proper distances apart.
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think l slept beastly hard last night?"
''Why, dear boy!" ''When I got up this
morning my valet discovered two hairs Of
my mustache that were actually out Of
cnrl. don 'tcherknow."-M Y. Itd-Bits.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A PRIVATE in the army recently sent a
letter to his sweetheart, closing with: MAY
Heaven cherish and keep you from yours
truly, John Smith,
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE latest style in hair-dressing is called
"sweet disorder" 1t gives one the appear
ance of having been blown through tree
top.-Phladelphia Call
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

"YEs,'' said Sallle, II think Mark is in
love with me. He hasn't told me SO, but
when Fred Acker escorted me home last
night Mark looked ugly, and to-day he
threw a brick at Fred's catn
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A FRIEND of ours absent on a trip to
Washington, writes that he has been all
through the National capital and consider
able of his own.-LoDeU Citizen.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

WHY is a patent safety hanson cab a
dangerous carriage to drive in. Because
the cabman always drives over your head.
". y Telegram
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE novel-reading boy, who ran away to
become king, was brought back, and after
a brief interview with his father was posi-
lively aching.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A HEN-PECKED husband said in extenua-
ton of his wife's raid on his scalp: You
see she takes her hair off so easily she
doesn't know how it hurts to have mine
pulled out."-N. Y. Telegram.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE New York Sun has an article headed
'sWhat the Fishermen Want" Presume
the answer to that is fish. "-Detroit Free
Press
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

PIXIES TOOTHACHE DROPS cure in minute, 25
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25c
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE most delicate individual in the world,
should he tread upon lady's train, is liza
BILE to become robe bust man.-Binghans-
ton Republican.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE value of Ayers Cherry Pectoral, in
colds and coughs, can not be overestimated
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

ZERO is like dude; it amounts to moth
ing, but makes man SILVER when he sees
it.-N Y Journal
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

WHICH is the most ancient of the trees
The elder tree.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

IT isn't much of dog that can't make q
man go mad by biting him.-The Judge.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

'MAMMA, why is papa bald?" 81 am
his fourth wife, darling"
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

THE reputation of the transgressor, like
his way, is hard.-LOlUeU Citizen.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

"STRUCK Down" is the name of a nur.
novel. The hero was probably dude who
got hit on the upper Gp,-Patsbnrgh ChraA
icle Telegraph,
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

"SURE, an wouldn't wan o. thin bear
skins make foine buffalo robe"-N. Y
Independent.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A VIGOROUS and healthy growth of harris
maintained by using Halls Hair Remover.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A LAME excuse-The apology of one.
legged man.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Kennedy for Catarrh. By druggists. SOC.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

A HICKORY club is very good lumber
floor a man with.-MerchdntT rdUeler.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

MANY imitators, but no equal, has DR..
Eage's Catarrh Remedy.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Scr0fula Of Lungs,

lam 40 years old and have suffered for the last
fifteen years with lung trouble. have spent thou.
sands of dollars to arrest the march of this disease;
but temporary relief was all that obtained. l was
unfit for any manual labor for several years. Afriend
strongly recommended the of Swft's Specific Is.
S. S., claiming that he himself had been greatly
benefited by its in some lung troubles resolved
totry it. The results remarkable. My cough has
left my strength has returned and weigh sixty
pounds more than ever did in my life. 1t has been
three years since stopped the use of the medicine.
but have had return of the disease, and there
pains weakness felt in my lungs do the hard
est kind of work. To. HOLT.
Montgomery. Ala, June %, 1885.
Swift's Specific is entirely vegetable. Treatise on
Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta Ga, or
Isl w. sd Street, n. Y.
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MARVELLOUS
RCIEETc has been accomplished in her by the
4 proprietary medicines. When she
to take them, in January last she could
dure the least jar could walk but few
could only about thirty
only sits almost the entire walk call
her neghbors and three blocks and
When consider
bed the of the time
Belfast a1ane
L HmarveOus. We had almost lost confidence
R MONTHS f6Sd 81
FavOrite Prescription Pellets
properties needed and which believe will bring about
complete and final recovery"
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Purines the Blood

"Ihave been taking Hoods sarsaparina for about
three months Before that time my blood was in
terrible condition. After usingit for about month
my appetite better and my general health greatly
improved. For medicine COOL as Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla too much can not be said" L. L. LINsEY, Bug
bee House, Putnam, Conn.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Young Men. Read This.

CoURTsHrP is not run by the rule of thr ee.
Merchant Traveller.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06
Do You Know

That to overcome that extreme tired feeling there
Is nothing equal to Hoods Sarsaparilla.
That it is wonderful medicine for restoring and
sharpening the appetite.
That it purthes vitalizes and enriches the blood.
and strengthens the whole system
That decays are dangerous-now is the time to take
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
II can recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla to al. as a
safe, sure medicine. 1t cured of terrible head
aches, and cured my little girl of swengs in her neck
which had been lanced twice." Mrs. F. L, LORD,
Gates Ave, BROOKLYN, N Y.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

That the very best blood purifier and spring medi-
cine is Hoods Sarsap1rla.
Thatis cures scrofula. salt rheum, boils, pmplcs,
and all other diseases of the blood.
hat it cures biliousness, indigestion, dyspepsia,
headache, and kidney and liver complaints
That the body is now more susceptible to benefit
from medicine than at any other season.
~ was troubled with disease of the kidneys five
years. and urged to try Hoods SarsapaTiila. Aft
er taking half bottle felt greatly relieved my appe
tite has never been so good, and sleep soundly."
o. CoNGDoN, Burlington, Vt.
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Doses One Dollar

all druggists. 81; six for SIS. Made only
HOOD & CO., Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
The Arizona sentinel., 1886-03-06

properties needed. and which
complete and final recovery.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-18

plastron OF the gauze bordered by
the pearl galloon The elbow sleeves are
trimmed with the galloon, and have puffs
at the shoulder.
The French fashion OF wearing the veil
TO fall away from the face IL TO be gem
orally adopted. The train Is usually very
long and without dra cry.
Princesse effects are noted in some OF
the bridal toilets but these are confined
to the front or back, as the taste of the
wearer may dictate.
Cheviot with lne checks Is the correct
material for the BRIDES travelling cos
tune.
Brides wear gloves Of white peau dc
suede
This Is also the beginning OF the dra.
matte season, and those who remember
bright Emma Abbot, her winsome ways,
her love for little children dnd flowers,
with her genial smile for ALL remember
also the exquisite taste which distin-
guished her costumes. She Is her own
designer, and nature her guide In har-
mony OF huea, or contrasts in color The
one In which she appears as the wife of
Crlspino, NJ. D., Is Il beautiful creation.
The material Is brocadcd satin, with ems
hossed velvet flowers. The groundwork
Is a delicate rose, dotted here aud there
with clusters Of blush and Grim son roses
with proiusion Of buds and leaves. The
skirt has square cut train
with tiny foot plaitings OF pink
satin, alternating with crimson
velvet. 1t IL secured at the waist
line with "uniastened plalts," The front
garniture is silk lace, the designs OF
which are IN delicate threads OF real
silver This lace IL relieved by folds OF
pink and crimson velvet, and meet the
back drapery on the left side under count.
less loops Of doublefaced velvet ribbon,
The oorsage IL a marvel Of the modlste's
skin The front Stimulates o long-polntod
vest OF crimson velvet, Meeting the vest
are bretelles OF the dress material The
neck Is low and daintlly trimmed. The
"Abbott sleeve Is Just half sleeve,
attlng snugly 10 the under side OF the
arm, modestly revealing the upper side
and the shoulder. The sleeve Of this Is
particularly commendable, boing much
prettier than the style which has so long
prevailed, and has nothing TO recommend
II on the score OF modesty or beauty.
DINNER DRESS.
dinner dress OF holiotrope iaille has n
demitrain arranged In poui. The panel
In the front OF the skirt and the plastron
are embroidered with pearls, The bodice
Is trimmed with blonde lace Stimulating a
lohu, which continues behind, falling
over the ppui. The plastron has coquil-
los OF the lace arranged gra ,etully upon &C..
STREET SUR.
A walking suit Of plain and striped
wooden goods has the skirt Of PLAN
material trimmed on the lower part with
narrow bands OF striped goods, The
lunlque OF two breadths 81 material has
tho stripes running diegonally. II Is
open down the front and Is well drgpod
over the hips, The back, OF plain goods,
Is gathered 10 the belt and falls
straight. II is trimmed TO match the
skirt, and has on the right side small
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-18

tabler, bodice and sleeves, terminating
In loops
A capote OF Havana brown felt has the
brim of velvet in darker shade. Golden
brown chrysanthemums with bronze toll.
age form the trimming. The strings are
of velvet corresponding to that on the
brim.
A novel arrangement in the bodies IF
polonaises are surpllco folds on the left
side, crossed by iull iibot on the right
side, which terminates IN bow on tho
left hip, keeping the front drapery in
place.
Briar stitching, hemstitchlng and hand
made embroidery are used upon the iner
grades OF infants clothing The dainty
effects OF beautiful needlework Is a de-
light TO all who love babies chsrmngly
arraycd.
Titan and giant braids Of from three
and three quarters to Ave inches In width
form the side panels Of many cloth, serge,
diagonal, cheyiot ana foule frocks, the
other garnitures OF the dress beng OF
narrower braids OF the same weave.
Wide bralds, bands Of applique gal
loona and other border trimmings are
used n the bottom of the skirt as well
TO form panels on frock9 OF cloth, wool
fabric, sicilenne, aud even plain SILK
when made up for demitollets.
Young girla In Paris wear for dancing
skirts OF llght colored elk not hemmed,
but cut In points on the bottom, and these
covered with several skirts OF cream tulle,
also not hemmed, they being held behind
with clusters OF ribbon loops, which also
form epaulets,
One Of the fayorite fall jackets IL short
and very cose-ntting in the back, the
skirt portion lying flit with, in many In
stances, no position. The fronts are
doube-breasted, with usually rolling
collar. The sleeves are close coat-share.
Bouolo cloths, English suitIngs, diagon.
als, sorgcs and finely checked aud plaided
Austrian woods are used for these jackets
All attempts to comb the hair back OF
the forehead so far have proven fruitless.
While the thick bang OF one year ago Is
no longer In vogue, light, nuny waves
over the forehead are considered au fat.
The back hair Is coiled low on the back
OF the head, made into French twist, or
all mounted on top OF the head, cslled
nat and held with shell or jeweled pins.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-18
LADIES' COLUMN.
The Harvest Home Of Summer Sent
mentalties Breathed on
Mountain Side,
A Plea for Pure English from the Lips
81 Beauiy--SelecliOns for the
Wedding town.
Design Of Dress by Emma Abbott, Costumes
for Various Occasions, Uhiidrena
sHiiA, Notes, Etc.

October, glorious month What can
be brighter than these halcyon daysH but,
girls, please don't call them ''pretty."
That Is au uncouthness that even from
pretty lips sounds "lust horrid." You
object 10 the termination Of that sentence,
so does the writer.
A dim suspicion that perhaps the La
dies Column was little behind the age
induced stroll INTO the world at large,
and, while the 'chiel was taking notes,
this was overheard. The busy clerk
pulled down heavy rolls OF goods,
patiently awaiting the verdict OF two
bright, chatty girls, and from these critics
was gathered new applications of words
that gave the student OF Worcester and
Webster At OF despair. This was
"awful,n that was "horridi" now there
could be nothing tragic 10 an inoffensiye
piece OF goods; u third was "sweet,n an
other "iuat too lovely for anythingih aud
the listener wondered II the clerk had
breathed aloud his mental comment
on the fair shoppers More and more
mystiAed AZ the talk went on, the lounger
strolled away, and now asks the girls 20
relegate to their Legitimate use, such
words as "aweet, lovely, horrid aud aw-
full at least until the old give place TO
the young, the former now too old TO
learn anew words and their uses. The
bargain is thIs, II the young will make
this compromise, the "Laaies Column
Is pledged 20 furnish all chat Is new IN
fashion, 20 aid the dear ones In the AIT OF
looking pretty, which comes OF pure
heart, warm Affections genial smile,
and 30 much attention 30 the artistic In
dress "a shall enable one 10 violate no
law " harmony.
October Is wedding month, and the
bright faces, growing brighter At the
thought OF the ifulnon Of summers bud
ding hopes, take Interest IN the we'd
ding gowns, more often chosen
for prottlness than for wearing
qualities, unmndiul OF tho example sci
by the worthy wife OF the vicar OF Woke
neid. A bridal toilet Of handsome
brunette Is Of white taille, covered with
silk gauze. The front of the skirt Is
gracefully draped aud a panel OF orange
blossoms bordered by pearl gnlloon Is on
the left side. The train Is long aud full.
The bodice Is pointed and has plated