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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-12-28

SAN FRAEcIsco, Dec, 27.-The Call lin.
dOpendent), saya; General Logan was
regarded as typical American; his was a
sHong, positive character, fearless Of con.
sequences and honest Of purpose. Both
political friends and opponents knew
where to find him when wanted. In
later years he has been regarded as the
choice Of the wing OF the party more In
ClIned to keep the Southern question
alive in politics"
The Examiner, the Democratic organ
and strong pro-southern il It's tssympathies,
takea the ground that the death Of Logan
leaves the political situation unchanged,
as the sentiment Of which he was the ex'
ponent Is dead and another Democratic
victoyy yisSlmost an assured TACT in natlonAi
politics.
DENVER, Col, Dec. '7.-Ths Tribune
(RspubliCan) says; General Logaa was
one OF the pronounced figures OF the limo,
The prominence he achieved In the halls
Of the National Legislature was only Sec
ondRry 10 the distinction no won aA q
soldier In the war OF the rebellion. In
individuality and force OF character he
was one ot the country's best men. So
long as there ghall live man who was an
actor in 1t, the manly form, raven hair
and eagle eye Of John A, Logan, the war
rlor, will never be forgotten, and bis SER
vices upon the Gsld will live in history
forever"
MINNEAPOLIS, MlNS, Dec. 27.-The
Tribune says: General Logan was in
tsnssly American. Every fiber ot his
being pulsated ior the old dag, American
citizenship and loyalty to the party which
he believed had saved tho nation. AZ a
General he was brilliant, dashing, brave,
always leading his army, never following,
As husband and father, he was Of the
most devoted. His death comes like an
electric shock 10 the country, and will
cause widespread griei aud universal
mourning. Verify, great man haA passed
away"
ST. LOUIS, Dec. 27-The Republican
says: when John A. Logan disd yestsr.
day the Republican party lost Its most ag'
gressive partisan and the most picturesque
character among lis prominent public
men, He Ia the very last ol the men
which the events OF the war made Rs.
publican leader, aud with his death the
martial in politics loses hall It's strength.
General Logan had no traits that were not
prominent, he was incapable Of conceal-
ment, go frank was he In the expression
Of bis feelings. II hewas hearty and uu,
rslentlng in bis hates, he was warm and
generous IN his lrlendShips. Tbs total all.
sence Of anything like aristoCratic preten-
sions gave him elements Of leadership
where he might otherwise hsye isilsd,"s
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MAY Delay Appronoiling Nuptlals.

YOUNGSTOWN, o., Dec. 27.-Although
there has been no date spoken Of, and no
public announcement, 1t Is RuthoFatively
reported that had not the death Of Gen.
eral Logan occurred Miss Edith Andrews,
daughter Of millionaire O. Il. Andrews, ol
this city, and John A, Logan, Jr., would
have been married early in the spring.
Rumor has II that the german which Miss
Andrews gave two weeks ago tonight, and
which she and Mr.. Logan led was her last
appearance In aopiety until alter tho we'd
ding. Mr.. Logan has been paying Ills 3D..
dresses to Miss Andrews fol more than o
year and q half. The attachment grew
out Of the intimacy Of their fathers, Mr..
Logan, sr., having made Mr.. Andfew's
home his headquarters during the CAM
paigu Of 'S4. Mr.. Andrews rendered
General Logan the Use Of his private car
and accompanied him through tho State.
There was q strong bond Of friendship be-
tween the men and MIR. Andrews feels the
death keenly. Miss Andrews left this
city one week ago to-day for New York,
II Is rumored, 10 order her ttouSseau. On
receiving q telegram from the son yester-
day afternoon, Mr.. Andrewslei for Wash
ington this morning, where he will be
Joined with bis daughter from New York.
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CLEVELAND, O., Dec. 2z-GeuOral Lo-
game laut public speech was delivered at
&c. A. R. campfire in youngstown, ohio,
on November lS. a little more than Ave
weeks ago. In the course Of his remarks
he Raid: II am often accused Of saying
things that policy would dictate
should not be said, but l don't care as
long 40 am right. ] believo in pepsioR,
ing every soldier now living that went
inlo the service either for long or short
term, who was wounded in the service or
contracted disease or has since, through
no fault Of his own, become disabled.
IbelieYe in pOnsioning every soldier that
has arrived st tho age ot Ga Pass that
kind oi a law and Justice would be done.
Some may say 1t is too much. No, 1t is
not. This country can never pay the
debt 1t owes to the gallant men who went
out in their defense at time when the
very life OF the nation was asSAilel.
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NEWSPAPER EXPRESSIONS

This Is the Post 10 which General Logan
belonged,
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CHICAGO, December II,

TO John a. Logan, Jr.;
U. s. Grant Post 2s, @. A. R., dCsires
the earliest possible notice Of the at'
rangements for the funeral Of our father.
We ask rs u particular favor aud light
tho post OF honor.
TSlunpd1 F. WAIcoTT
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-03-20
Saturday, the 9Th day of October.
NOTICE.

NOTICE ia HEREBY GIVEN THAT ArPLI-
IN CATION for patents for Town Lots, be.
ginning at post marked No. /, Sc corner
Of the Town Of Bristol; Thence Q mineral
monument No. bears 8 72h degrees Z "a $40
feet; mineral monument No. 2 standing At
the northeast corner of Sixth and Main streets,
in the Town of Bristol, bears N 5oh degrees W
First course, TON degrees W 2,elo feet I
post marked No. 2, corner Town Of Bristol
thence, I'D course. N 19h degrees W 2,6A0 feet
to post marked No. ., NV corner Town Of Bris-
tol; thence, Sd course. N ron degrees 2,610
feet to post marked No. 1, NE corner Town OF
Bristol and thence, 4th course, q l9k degrees
2,640 feet to post No. l the place Of beginning.
containing one hundred and sixty acres, and BE-.
ing the Townsite of Bristol, Lincoln County
State Of Nevada must be made to the under
signed on or before the 1lth day Of February
A. D. 1884, or be forever barred See Compile
Laws Of the State Of Nevada, p. AIS. vol.
section $3.50, act approved February 20th, 1856
Application must be nled with A. J. NlAi
Bristol Nevada.
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her husbands private mark on the
cheese. He had paid thirty.three cents
pound for the very cheese that he
he had made and sold for six cents.
A COW fell into the Potomac river at
Washington on Monday, and, entering a
large sewer which empties near the spot,
traversed it for nearly a square before q
number Of men succeeded in rescuing
the frightened animal with rope and
tackle through a manhole.
The invention Of the typewriter dates
as far back os 1874, when one Henry
Mil obtained in England patent for a
device that write in printed characters,
one at time and one after another. IT
but it was not until 1867 that it was i'm
proved SO as to work satisfactorily.
A negro who was the slave Of Andrew
Jackson's father is on deck in Kentucky.
Jackson's father died early in the Revo'
lutionary War, and probably never owned
a Blaye. "
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ASTHMA CURE

Cures Asthma, Bronchitis. Throst and Lnns
Affections, Coughs. Colds. Quinzy, Sore Throat.
Hosrseness, soreness in the Chest or Lungs,
Weskkess in the Back, Palma In tho Back,
bowels, Sides, Collie, Group, Pneumonia. Mea.
sles. whooplng Cough, and Indigestion. II
heals the entire system. Pleasant tasted a. Ice
cream.
Store: ], II, Widher, cor. Third aud Market;
Ina. q. steele. Palace Hotel Drug store; DR..
Thompson, cor. Stewart and Market, Marine
DruS Store; DR.. Mayhem. lA Fourth; WIN.
Searby, $50 Market; DR.. q: u. Tolmah's Drug
store, 900 Stockton. Melville Ferre, South
San Francisco; A. Zabaldano. 1924 Stockton;
VIM. J. Bryan, Grand Hotel Drug store. Rec.
commended by City, County State, and United
States Cficiais. For sale by all Druggists.
sAs FRANCISCO, March l, 1884.
This 10 to testify that we have all used
Krnn's AsrHNA CURE for Coughs. Colds. Hoarse-
ness and Sore Throat and found 1t efiectual In
every particular; there arc Thirteen OF US here
at the North Harbor Police Station, we heartily
recommend to all our friends and the public
Captains GuIoN and PoMERoY.
North HArbor Police Station.
This is to certify that have used kERKs
| ASTHMA CURE for Coughs, Colds Hosrse-
nesss. Sore Throat, and know II to be perisc-
| tion and have recommended II to all the FIRE
| sold to the Fire department, and II hos given
en''r' s'''''A'''0n :" ' oHAs. Lyons.
u years in the Fire department.
San francisco, November 20. 1888.
PEpDrNaroN q co.. Wholesale Druggists,
Agents, TO and 5si Market street, San Fran
| cisco
~. Mack 4 Co., Nos. aud II Front stree.
Langley g. Michaels. Nos. l01. 103 and lo'
Front street. corner Of Pine.
O +. Richards a. Co.. Nos.< AT and als san
aomo street.. cornar Of CLAW,
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Application for "a Patent

Eureka, Nevada, March 10, 1882,
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT JAMES
~ j. Smith aud George Morton, whose post
office address is Tempiute, Lincoln County,
Nevada, has this day filed his application for
patent for fifteen hundred linear feet Of the
sterling mine or vein bearing silver with sur
face ground six hundred feet In width. and
95.100 acres as millsite, situated In Tempt
ute Mining District, County of Lincoln and
State OF Nevada, and designated by the field
notes and official plat on file Ia this office as
lot number 81, A aud d, located on unsurveyed
land. The exterior boundaries Of said lot No.
81. A and D. being a. follows. to wit:
LOT "A;'
beginning st post marked No. l, Q s survey
No 81, Lot "a" the same being post No OF U
8 survey No 80, lot "a" Standard lode, whence
U s mineral monument No 5, on Coyote Peak.
bears = II deg 2l min W. 4653 feet. Thence
marked No ., 3 survey No 81. lot IA" thence.
ID course. n 70 deg y 800 feet, to post marked
No 3, U 8 survey No 81, lot A; thence, Sd course,
8 o deg " l5c0 feet. to post marked No !, U
survey No 81, lot A, the same being post No
Of 8 survey No 2b0, lot A. Standard lode, and
thence. 4th conrse, 70 deg W 900 feet. to post
No !, the place OF beginning. Contrasting Is
67-lU0 acres.
LOT "B."
Also the following described tract Of land az
a miIlsite: Beginning at post marked No l, U
s survey No 81, lot "B." whence y s mineral
monument No 6 bears N 81 deg u 1855 feet, and
post No of this survey bears n 81 deg ~ min
Il 436sO feet. Thence running, 1st course. N ~
deg W 363 feet, to post marked No 2, o 5 survey
No o., lot "B;" thence, Cd course, N deg 59i
feet, to post marked No ., U survey No 81. 10,
"D:" thence, Sd course, N 80 deg 363 feet, te
post marked No 4, U survey No 81, lot "B,
and thence, 4th course, deg W S94 feet. t
| post No 1, the place Of beginning. Containing
"a 5.10o acres. Magnetic variation 10 degrees 81
min east.
The location of this mine Is recorded In tn,
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for a Patent
No. 75l.
United STATES LAxD OFFICE,

UNITED bTAIEs IAASD OffICE,
Eureks, Nevada, February 8, A. D 1888.
NIOTICR IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT D. J.
IN Fallis and J. D. LchmeT, whose postofice
address Is Cincinnati, Ohio. hsve this day filed
their application for patent for fifteen hum
dred linear feet OF the "1ndian Chief" mine or
vein bearing gold and silver, with surface
ground six hundred feet In width. situated
In Pahransgat Lake Mining District. County
OF Lincoln and State of Nevada, and Designated
by the field notes and official plat on file In this
ONCE as Lot Number 80. in Township South
Range, 50 East OF Mount Disblo Meridian. The
exterior boundaries Of 1aid Lot No. 80 being az
follows, to wit:
beginning at post marked No l. o 8 Sur
veg No 80, whencethe I post between Sections
50 and 20, T ., It, SO Z, NJ D NJ, bears N deg
Is min 7es feet, and the mouth of Springer's
Tunnel bears N i6k deg W 1870 feet. Thence
running, lst course, y s deg 4b min W 1900 feet.
to post marked No 2, Survey No 50, old
monument bears u feet from said post No Q.
Thence, "a course, ~ deg IL min W 600 feet.
to post marked No s. U 8 Survey No SO; old
mon ufaent bears N 81 des " 90 feet from said
post No 3. Thence, 3d course, deg % min
| Il 1905 feet. to post married. No 4. U survey No
| feet from post NOD. Thence. 4th course. 8 u
deg Is min Il coo feet, to post marked No !, the
place Of beginning. Magnetic variation l6 deg
East containing 90 6s-l00 acres.
The location OF this mine Ia recorded In
the Recorder fice of Lincoln County, state OF
Nevada, In Book OF Mining Notices, page ass
| This claim is bounded by M known claims.
| Any and all persons claiming adversely any
portion OF said Indian Chief mine or sur
| face ground are required to file their adverst
| claim with the Register OF the United Statei
| Land Office at Eureka, In the State OF Nevada
| during the sixty days period of publication
hereot, or they will be barred by virtue Of tbs
provisions ofthe statute.
| F. H. .HIScKLEY, Register.
It'll hereby ordered that the foregoing motto,
OF application for patent be published for th'
| period OF ten consecutive weeks in the Pioch,
REcoRp, \ weekly newspaper, pnblished a
Phoebe. Lincoln county, Nevada.
flTIOt FIJI. HINCKLEY, Register.
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THE WORLD IN BRlEg.

bl0oded dogs.
A baby with horns ia the latest De-
troit sensation.
In sSearsport, Me-, are l3l sea car.
tains-one for every three voters.
The last slave was sold for 100 cab
bage plants in Virginia in 1865.
The death rate Of blacks in Selma,
Ala, is twice that amongst the whites.
Ten thousand dogs have been slain
in London in six weeks. Hydrophobia
scare.
A Berlin inventor has got up musi-
cal sewing machine, which turns out
tunes as fast as work.
Ironyh, the chemist whose expert
uents led to the discovery Of the mod.
ern match, has just died at Pesth.
Jimjam hose for ladies is the latest
wrinkle. They are ornamented with
bugs, beetles, snakes and lizards.
A wild deer was caught in North Con.
way, New Hampshire town, last week
by a man, who was at once offered $50
for his prize.
A well in Sharon, Mass, suddenly
tool; to spouting water about ten days
ago, and at last accounts was belching
forth stream twenty-six inches wide.
Billy Cook, who ia ninety years old
and lives at Spottsylvania, ", haa taken
for his third wife Nelly Jackson, a col
ored woman, twenty-five years old. Mr..
Cook is also colored.
BY superstitious people the foot of a
bald eagle is regarded as charm in Ken.
tucky, but it takes an expert at telling
the ages Of birds to find out whether an
eagle is bald by looking at the foot.
A celebrated physician has discovered
that the college athletes have lung dis
eases. This is very awkward. II he
studies he gets sick. and II he exercises
he goes the same road. Nothing left but
to go fishing.
Twelve Governors are said to have
given their approval thus far to the
movement looking to the permanent ad-
dltion OF another 10 our nat.oaa! bel!
days--the anniversary of the discovery
Of America by Columbus.
Freshmen of Yale College who under
took to have class photographs taken ON
Washington's Birthday were frustraec
by the sophomores, who persistently ex
bloded cannon. crackers among the group
arranged for the camera.
The popular Science News asserts tina
the average length Of life is CONSTANT.
increasing. and the time may yet com
when persons one hundred years old will
excite no more curiosity than one
eighty years at the present time.
The name "Quakcr" was first apple'
to member of the Society Of Friends b.
Derbyshire, England, magistrate. be
cause George Fox, the founder Of the sect
admonished him to tremblc (quake) q
the name Of the Lord.
When iair mad was wea W 0'ol'
oougn, OF Tue nussars' !" AA"0' ~
osner oay' MS oeep'Voi'su' "sa"
will, made tho bride jump so noticeabl
that everybody smiled ne was n'
OF Mara who talked IN tones Oh .huhue
Ihe Detroit free fress 'h',ma'e' .a'
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For Biu.Hesds. Letter-Heads, Cards
Vouchers, and NIL kinds OF Job Prfnt-
ing, either Fancy OF Plain, apply. to
the Record O61css
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llvlll more money than at anything else by
Win taking an agency for the best selling
HIN book ont. Beginners succeed grandly.
None fail. Terms free. HALLETr BOOK
Co., Portland, Maine.
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A Nj ALL KIND OF FANCY AND PLAIN
"A Job Priutinedone nrst-classstylc and
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GIVE. Us A CALL

Satisfaction guaranteed In all oaao
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hhafIsGELLANEOUS.
SheriR's Sale.

DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION ISSUED
ID out Of the Sixth Judicial District Court.
in and for the County Of Lincoln, State Of Me-
vads, and to me directed aud delivered, for
Judgment rendered in said Court. on the Twen.
ty-third day Of August, A. D. 1884, In favor Of
the State Of Nevada, plaintiff, and sgainst the
Bristol Silver Mining Company and also the
real estate and improvements hereinafter de-
scribed. defendants, for the sum of One Thou
sand Elghty.three and 11-l00 tsl,083 ll-100)
dollars, tax and delinquency, together with
Forty-four and 50-100 (s44 50-10O) dollars, tax
costs, and all accruing costs. have levied on
the following property, to'wit:
Possessory claim to one hundred and sixty
(l60D acres Of land, about one ~ mile north
OF Bristol. and Improvements thereon, consist
ing OF OF 10stanp quartz mill, assay ofiics,
blacksmith shop, dwelling house. restaurant
and office, stable and house. hoisting-workf
and stable at Mayfower mine, Chloriding fur
mace at mill, and one pair Fairbanks scales--ir
Lincoln county, State Of Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that on
Monday, the 9th Day of October.
A. d. 1884, between the hours Of 0 O'Clock in th'
morning and O'Clock in the afternoon. namely
at IL O'Clock M. OF said day, will sell all tn
right, title aud interest OF said Bristol Silve
Mining Company in and to the above described
property, and the smallest amount or parcel o
said property to satisfy said shove sum o
l,l27 G1.l00 tax delinquency, costs and accru
ing costs, at the front door of the County Cour'
house, at Phoebe, County OF Lincoln, State Q
Nevada, at public suction, for cash in hand, I
the highest and best bidder, to satisfy sal
execution and sll costs.
sepGtd. o.P. sHERwooD, Sheriff.
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LEGAL.
SheriEs Sale.

DY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION Is3uED
ID out Of the Sixth judicial District Court
In and for the County Of Lincoln. State Of Ne
vada, and to me directed and delivered for .
Judgment rendered in SAID Court ch the Twen-
tieth day OF January, A. d. 1888. In favor Of A.
J. Blair and against the Bristol Silver Mining
Company, for the sum Of Nineteen Hundred.
thirteen and 46-100 Isl 9l3 49, dollars. debt, TO-
gether with $59-75 dollars, tax costs, and all &C.
cruine costs and interest I have levied ON the
following property, ,to-wit
steam boiler with 1tius shmentr, I hsvrel
Portland cement, pair bullion scales, roll OF
battery screen, cans of sodium, "a small black
lead crucibles, 1 pair crucible tongs, bull
lion molds, y assay mufiies, button mplds.
iron mortars and pestles. six quicksilver kettles
2cupel molds. 6 assay tongs, boss heads,
shoes, wood wheelbnrrow, 2retorts, IL length
gass-pipe, ! smoEestack about 90 feet lcng,
cast-iron retort front, monkey wrencLes,
small sledges,l hsnd-ax q pipe wgenches,
grindstone, l sdz, . planes, spirit level, 60
pounds iron washers, . augers, 10 planks 4xl6
inches, 10 feet long, = squares, ! iron wheelbar-
row, ! anvil. II blacksmith tools with handles,
3 patent screw plates, II pairs blacksmith
tongs, 2s pieces Of timbere c rs inchts 80 pisces
2x9 inches. 0 pieces 6x6 inches, II pieces 2x6
IL pieces 2xC, 15 pieces 2xlo, rs pieces 2xl0, II
pieces AKA, 90 pieces 2xR, "a pieces 2.inch plank
% pssss sss X ~ pss
and l0xI0 hewn. 2S pieces 2x6, zs pieces 2xz. 1tt
feet, more or lees. pine poles; $ pieces Of tim =
ber 1Oxl2 inches, % feet long; 10 pieces plank
Notice is hereby given that on
Friday. the Second day of February
A. D. 1888, at IL O'Clock NJ. OF that dry, I will
sell all the right title and interest Of Faid Brs-
tol Silver Mining Company in and to the above
described property, ct the Bristol Silver Min.
| ing Coppsny's mill. in Lincoln county, Nevada.
at public auction, for cash in hand, to the
highest ard best bidder. to satisfy said execu
tion and all costs.
ja27td o. +. SHERWOOD, eherin
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sheriR's Sale.

DY VIRTUE OF AN ORDER OF SALE ISSUED
ID out OF the Sixth Judicial District Court, In
and for the County Of Lincoln, State Of Nevada,
and to me directed and delivered, for jude.
ment rendered in said Court on the 9th day Of
August, A. d. 1888, In favor Of Archie McQuaig,
Plaintiff. and against the Mayfower Silver
Mining Company and the Mnyiiowsr Mine and
Mining Claim, Defend ants. for the sum OF seven
hundred and six 4-1O0 lS706 4-1OOj, gold coin
dollars, debt, together with seventy dollars
tax costs, and all accruing costs and interest. !
have levied on the following property, to wit:
That certain mine or mining claim known a.
and called by the name Of the Mayfower Nine
and Mining Claim, situate. lying and being In
Bristol Mining District, Lincoln County
State of Nevada, and duly recorded in the Min
ing Records Of said Aiming District. containing
eight hundred linear feet on said ledge or lode.
together with the nppurtenances thereto belong
ing. and al the rights and privileges Iertaining
thereto.
Notice is hereby given that en-
Saturday, the 9Th day of October.
A. D. 1888, at IL O'Clock NJ. Of that day, 1 vii
sell oil the right, title and interest of said May
flower Silver Mining Company In and to the
above described property, and the said May.
flower Mine and Mining claim. at the mont door
of the Courthouse in Phoebe, Lincoln county
State Of Nevada, at public auction, for cssh In
hand, to the highest and best bidder, to satisfy
said judgment and decree and all costs, and al
seiS-td. o. p. SHERWOOD. Sheriff.
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rEE RECORD
ielivere1 in Pioehe srd Bulllonville at 26
cents psr week. payable to tho Carriers.

Al persons having husinese With this ONCE are
requested TO address the RECORD PUBLISHING
ccupAxY. We have no authorized Agents.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1886-09-22
Short Summer Sermons.

Brudder Amibad Cantilever, it an
reported dat you am about to take
unto yerselfa wife. Dat de report am
true you recent ackshuns am the
proof You has bin seen pricin
secondhand stoves, squintin' at fo
dollar bedroom sweets, an rustlin
aroun' arter bric-a-brac. Marriage
am muffin ou need be ashamed of, an
! reckon you kin depend OH dis club
to warm up de house fer you an leave
behind some hard bottom cheers an a
few articles of tinwarc.
Brudder Cantilever, marriage am a
lottery or dead-sure thing-jist as
you make it. If you git stuck on
sight-fall in luv wild a gal fur her
small feet, taperin waist, dimpled chin
or warblin' mouf, an marry her off
hand at obout twelve weeks notis, you
needn't be astonished if dar am a
dynamite 'sploshum aforc you hev bin
hitched week. Small feet an good
temper doan' allus 60 together. Slim
waists an kitchen economy may not
be in de same harness. DE gal who
charmes you by the way she drums de
piannc, may fatty refuse, as a wife to
run dem same fingers ober de wash