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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
Mascultpe Curiosity Quite Satisfied.
Eronl the Orennnina

The police force have good joke on a new
member. 1t appears that the late addition to
''the finest" was furnished with q fire alarm
key, amt never having seen the inside of one
Of ,hese boxes thought he would enighten
himself as TO the m sterious inward- of these
by means of his key. He got the box open all
right nd looked " F.. ne works till he was sat-
Isfed, but when h had closed the box again
he was horri6ed to find thai he could not ex-
tract the key. brother officer coming along
kindly informed the victim that it would be
as much as his life was worth to go away and
leave the key In the box. as some fellow mi ght
come along aud turn on a false alarm. So the
new man Fingered near" like Mary's lutte
lamb, after the teacher had put it out, till SUI
perintendent Coffee could be found. The pO-
liceman need not feel sore over the matter. for
there Il young man IN town who rushed to a
box to turn in an alarm. but who, hen he
hadopened the box did nothing hut stand and
shout fire into it as If 1t were telephone.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
INDBI TONEV ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NOTiCES-Flectiono OF Wardeos ana
Cc,trvmen of Christ Church; Reserved seat
Tic. cts to Grand stand on Drill Grounds
Decoration Day Schedule c 1ast / ne rai'roa {;
l. osi OF Grocery stores on Monday May
B: Notice as to Freight Warehouse s., +. aud
w. Rv.: Nov tiles and oddities. I. =. Town
send: Centennial Poultry, etc, J. A. II. I'm
bach.
AMrsEMENrs- Lecture by Prof. Fowler;
Grsud Cath9l Fair al Catholic Library Hal.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERrISEMENT>-Los {;
Found; Help Wanted; M5cel a eous Wants;
For Rent; For sac; Situations Wanted;
Boarding: Miscellaneous.
APPLES ETC w. ID. $ mklns
BARGAINS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS latshek's.
FRESH CLEAS COAL-G. /. Taggart.
SPRING SALE OF LADIES AND MISSES Hos
fERY-A. r. Altmayer 4 Co.
BLACK SILK GRESADINEs, ETc.-Daniel
Hogan.
SUMNER CONTROVERSIAL Silva's.
CLOTHING. ETC.-A brahams Birnbaum.
GRAEp SPECIAL OFFERINGs-At Ecksteln's.
FOREIGN PIANOs-Schreiner's Muslc House.
FLAGS. ETC.-Davis Bros.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
He Settled the Young Lawyer.

Stories Of Gen. George A. Sheridan, the
stump -peaker and lecturer, who Is generally
paraded as ''of Oui4laua," are often 10 he
heard IN the places where public men gath. r.
lie ~ said To nave once declared the axiom
that the one hlnC which stump ora or does
not need TO burden himself with ia facts. IL
Is the G"ncra's Idea that X fasile speaker can
create all the facts he wants ~ ne goes along
in his speech. ln illustration " his meaning
he told a story Of ar occurrence when he ,yss
out on tour with Gen. Garfield He had
made an asse rtlOn with reference TO tho tarin'
winch seemel 10 him 10 need some holsterinp
and he saiQ thHi hl statement had bepp based
on declsiOn of The highest court OF tire state
Of New ! ork. lie was ABOUT TO pass on.
when young man tn the audience
Interrupted him and begged perrnis ion
10 ask where this decision cnIld lie found.
The Genera was cup . stump" and a. fight
for time IN ths hope that garfield m ght helm
him out. h" askei the inquirer, Are vou "A
LAWYER" The stranger rep ied in the ailrma-
tive. ~ thought g., said sheridan. "You
look like lawyer, and like q smart and in
teligeut one at that. You have dnubtIe a
read TINS decision Yourself MANY times.n Bv
this time ~ became apparent 90 sheridan that
Garfield was eujoying his discontinue. and
that he must get our Of bis scrape the bt M he
could 10 ltshed across his mind that there
was report IN New YORK. known A. Deqlu'..
and he said: "Ihe report is in 5th DEMO
page 50 and So" The Young lawyer wayerea
autuutc and then sat down. saving mcpEIy
,'Ah, yes, DO remember now having read ia
myself sheridan saws that he had cur
u6lty years afierw ard 90 look up The parucu.
lar pag to which he referred the inquisitiyp
young fellow, and found th tt 10 was the mi b.
d. " report Of q case involving questions
Of idiocY.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
Personal.

JUDGE ALPHoNso TAFT is ut the city OF
green vines and sunshine, Los Angeles.
JUDGE DUFFY, Of New YORK. - said to be
the m 81 popul ar bachelor on the bench.
Mr.. Villas. the head of the postal business.
has gone down in Virginia to fish for trout.
LIEUT.. SCHwATKA says that he would be
willing to devote 10 years Of his life TO a study
Oh the Eskimo.
SIR LEONARD TILLEY, Governor OF New
Brunswick, Ia patent at the Massachus etts
General Hos ttal.
THE WIDOW Of Gen. j. f. b. stuart, of the
virginia cavalry, lsbow keeping prosperous
glrs' school at stanton, va.
THr Prince OF Wales, among other official
osltions, holds thai Of President Of the ANA
teur Photographic Association.
CHANG CHIN Gnu. the new Chinese Minis
ter. cat with chOusJicks and demands that
boiled rice be served on nine plates.
SARAH BERNHARDT left Paris on wednes-
day night for London. large mum Der Of
friends were 40 the station to sec her on.
A DRAWING by Meiss,nier was sold the
OF her day AZ the hotel Druuot. Paris, for six
francs. IL was n hssty sketch Of a pair Of legs.
EMMA ABBOTT wi not go abroad this sum q.
mcr but will spend her vacation IN the VEN
ny o chicago. where she has many relatives
and friends.
EX-Gov. PFRHAN, OF Maine, who has been
in New York for several months past. under
medical treatment, has returned TO his home
with health somewhat improved.
JOHN @. NEW r. travelling Southwark OF
the RIO Granue. said one who saw him at
El Z $50: New must be 50 now, Judging bv
the hue OF his long beard. He has keen blue
eyes aud quick, nervous manner"
REV. JAMES NJ. TAYLOR, The new master
Of he Nassar girls, may be id almost To look
lie an Apollo with a moustache. lie is
young and good-looking, certainly, II a per
son may ~ by the portraits Of him In The pic
turc papers
TOE ~oOrCn are Displaced at the announce
meat that Prince Albert Victor VIII repre-
sent the Royal tamilv no the opening Of the
Edinburgh EEhib ton on May 6; not that they
btrcs io hin. but they particularly desired u
Princess also TO DO present.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
Henry Tayior's Vagaries.

At large gathering of celebrities. short
after his entry into literary society," he mo-
n0poized the conversation for some time by u
paradoxical advocacy Of Mahometanism as
against Christianity. He appears to have
somewhat trenched on the forhearance of his
company, although the display was a most
brilliant one. and Charles Lamb. who was
one OF the number, re 'uked him in the follow
ing way: When the party was breaking up,
Henry Taylor's hat was nowhere to be found
The host. coming down stairs, asked what as
amlss, when Lamb renlied, ''The gentleman
has lost his turban." His hostility r ndiffer-
enee to Christianity pears to have lasted
until he found himself rejected ry the lady of
his IL c'ions, for want OF definite religious
belief. This led him to a serious examination
months he W able to make a con ession of
faith which was satisfact DRY to the Chancellor
of the EXchequer (the ladv's father.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

TTUIIt JILe UFk MQtL LTVeeTJe,
Liszt has always borne his head high with
royalties and ariStocrats. and he well knows
how to make himself respected He met
CIR Nicholas |. with an angry look, tossed
Frederick Williams diamonds INTO the side
scenes, and broke lance with Louis Phil
lippe, which Cost him a derorati He never
forgave tn st stingy monarch for abnlshing
fused to p'av at the Tuileries. One day the
ng entering Erard's pianoforte exhibition
on private view. came suddenly upon List
seated at the piano. DO you remember. -
said his Majesty. 'that you played at nv
house when you we're boy. and | was Duke
of Orleans? Much has changed since Them
Yes. si' c." replied List, dryly, but not for
the better" Whereupon he RULED King
went home and struck Liszt's name of the
giOn of Honor List also refused to PLAY
at the Court of Queen Isabella, in Spain, be-
cause musicians In SPAN in those DAYS were
never presente to ROYALTY
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

w SioC FNHs
From the London Truth.

From the London Truth.
Miss Cleveland objec to shoulder u
sleeves. She always orders genuine sleeves
for her low wasted dresses. / wonder what
she would think of the contrvances Of la
Deus belle femme de Paris. Madame Gauthe-
reau, 10 make believe that she is not sleeve
less? This winter the front and back quar-
tiers of her low wais'ed body were sometimes
held on by tiny gold chain, serving the pur-
pose of shoulder strap by string OF pearls,
by cord or by a narrow RIBBON. Sleeveless
ness Is, Miss c. thinks, downright imm dest.
In the course of the kleusnian chat about
the awe-inspiring subjects dealt with IN the
Cleveland and Cady stanton corresp ,ndencp,
which l was allowed to hear asst night, the
question whether tn square-cut neck was
more Objectionable than the low body was
serOusly discussed and a verdict of at Isl
was returned. You see the latter ,scarries
the eve all r und, whereas"-but must not
pr claim what passed at Eleusis on this grave
mattar
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
The Nature of Love.

Love is a fire in air,
Love is rose in spring,
Love is crys al sphere,
A melody, a mirroring.
Love is a blossom, love flower,
Love is the cleaning of a shower
OF dew drops from an orange bower.
Love Is a golden star,
A fragrance Of the night,
A rainbow in the air,
A cloud, a lost delight;
Love, tits the sense of Heaven near,
The memory of Heaven gone.
Tue last leaf OF the lingering year,
The faint smell of tn dawn.
john PHILIP VARLEY.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
The President and ArhItration

From the CAarIfstoa Ee1os md courier (Den,.)
There is nothing Objectionable in the Presi
cents plan, and it contains much to commend
1t. The workingmen have asked for nothing
% ore than court where their complaints
ShaIl be patiently and fairly heard, aud the
corporations cannot refuse to submit their
claims TO an impartial tribunal whose de-
lslons, besides com andmg respect and
oDe"lence from ihe parties in crested, would
ne accepted as satisfactory and final by the
whole country, and would be enforced, if
necessary, by public sentiment.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

There seems to be a strong sentiment
favor of organizing posts OF Confed-
rate veterans in different parts OF the
tate. II is to be hoped that the senti-
tent will grow until every place OF any
lie has such post. These societies
ave done much good and been the means
{ the restoration Of the old feelings (
omradeship wherever they have been
rganlzed. Besides this, with the cD-
peration Of certain Grand Army posts,
hey have done mucnAowards restoring a
nendly feeling between men who were
rrayed against each other Ia the Wa be.
Neen the states.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
Father Ryan.

There were few better known men in
the country, especially IN the South, than
Father Ryan, whose death at the Fran
ciscan Monastery in Louisville was an
nounced in our dispatches yesterday. He
numbered his friends among all denomi-
nations OF Christians, and among all
classes Of people. He was loyeabe
man, and the announcement Of his death
doubtless brought sorrow TO MANY heart.
Father RYAN was a native OF Virginia,
and was about 40 years OF age. lie was
educated for a priest, and was known as
the "Poet-Priest Of the South" He was
quite prominently known in the war, as be
was frequently with the Southern armies
in sacerdotal capacity. In 1865 he
located in Nashville, and a year or two
later at Clarksville Tenn. After leaving
the latter place he made his home at
Biloxi, NJ iss., near the home Of Jefferson
Davis, and their relations, which had
always been very kindly, ripened into a
warm friendship. IN 1888 he was at Bos-
ton and Montreal, aud later delivered lee
lures IN the Northern states.
As writer Father Ryan stood desery-
edly high. He was true poet, and many
OF his poems will take a permanent place
in the literature OF the country.
Father RYAN mad hosts Of friends in
every Southern city, and in many homes
he was received with warmth OF friend
ship, and even an affection, seldom &C
corded 10 those beyond the immediate
family circle. He will be missed, mourned
and remem bered, for be had made tor him
sell a permanent place in the hearts Of the
people.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

has teacher been found equal 10 the oc-
casiOn. Oh. for a few old-tashioned
schOomasters to make these young gen.
tlemen' boys again, and oh, for the mus
cular mathematics OF other DAYS to reduce
the dudlsh decimal of modern adolescence
to the humble condition of vulgar frac-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

1t is stated that the clerks in the office
the First Assistant Postmaster Gen.
raj are now dismissed at instead of
iclock in the afternoon as heretofore.
My not let the good work go on:
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

From the Brook1y11 Eagle tDen'.)
The best protective association that honest
men can possTbly belong TO is law abiding
commnnlty; and their surest weapon of de-
lense is the resDec and good VIII of that COM
munlty' Any policy tn It inc udes defiance,
coercion and wong doing TO that community
is the policy Of fools. The fools have succeed
CT IN bringing a great deal of trouble upon
hunGred- of misguided men andhungry little
children
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

A few years ago everybody was inquir-
hg about Tom Collins. He has just come
the front as one OF the labor leaders in
Chicago, but this may not be the particu-
ar Tom sought after.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
POwderiyvs. Gould.

From the PhflddeIDha Ledger (Ind.)
General Master w rkman Powderly and
Mr.. jay Could having b ,tb been on the wit
ness stani before the Curtin Committee at
Wasnlngton, the pubic have mad through the
papers look at both, a. long range, and,
whlle Mr., Powderly maintains his reputation
as a thoroughly self-controliei man, MIR.
could, not wiih>tHndng his usual frgld ex-
terror, 10 his head by giving way to exhibit
tions of temper
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

Ex-President Arthur's physician has so
Ar disregarded all presidents and hasn't
OF any advertising Of consequence on ac-
cunt Of his distinguished patients ILL
ess. Probably be can appreciate the
ifference between notoriety and fame.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

The inquiry at Liverpool into the causes
hat led to the Oregon disaster resulted in
IN English vindicatiOn of the officers of
be vessel. They were proven guilty of
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

The meanest boycott, probably, ever
acclaimed, thatofth Brush Makers
Vnion against the crippled BOYS Brush
mop, charitable institution in New
FORK. There is no charge that the Knights
Labor endors d the movement.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

1t seems that Congress is resolved to
old on the better part Of the summer,
Notwithstanding the work Of tearing down
be fences OF the Congressman is going on
ctively in many districts. A good many
these fences will, doubtless, need re-
airs very soon.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

Mrs. Thompson, Of Louisville, still
Aolds the fort, and she doesn't seem to be
related to Col. Phil Thompson either
Everybo knows how well Phil can be-
Iiege an official fort.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
CURRENT COMMENT.
ADother Repuhllean RIunder.

From The 50. Louis Republican (Dsm.)
Republican organs which de cribe the APP
polntment OF Mrs. Thompson as "knocK-
down blow ut the Louisville democracy" do
not stop to explain how a knock down bow
can operate to bring the entire Louisville De-
mOcracy to its feet.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

II King George of Greece had tele-
hone with which ne could confer with
ling Milan Of Servia, he might get a
Desssge running about as follows:
Hello, Geo gel Discretion is the better
TART OF vaor. I've been there"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

If Chicago fails to get the Hennepin
canal job through it will be apt to have
p spssm OF virtue and oppose nearly all
the important river and harbor appro-
briations
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

There was case Of Lynch law in New
Haven the other day, that of Father
Lynch, who castigated dude for indulg-
Ing in boistefOus levity in front of the
church
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

Blaine is said to be trimming to secure
be support of the knights of Labor. He
hould offer big prize for the best ex-
Hanauon Of how he came to attend the
Jay Gould banquet during the last cam
.affsn
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

Rev. Henry Ward Beecher's wonderful
ersatilIty seems to become more con-
picuous as he grows older. He has
Tritten a letter recommending a dog
atcher for reappointment in which he
Exhibits The same Felicity OF expression
tith which he advertised a certain kind
4 soaO
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

A large number of swell Louisville peo-
pie have been indicted for attending a
prize fight in Henry county Ky. They
are very sorry that they got caught.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

rhe pretty Misses Morosini are said to
have been delighted when they started to
Pasteur. They evidently think they will
be in clover when they get to Paris.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

1t IS stated that the notorious Capt.
Boycott has acted so well Of late that he
has become as popular as an Irish land
agent can ever hope to be.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

1t is to be hoped that Henry Clews will
tire of poking his little Jokes at Georgia
after awhile.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

RabId dogs continue to attack children
IN different parts of the country, The dog
puisance is getting to be unbearable in
s0me sectiOns.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25

1t is stated that Mrs. IRndgraG, the
boycotled New York baker, is getting to
be nearly as popular as Mrs. Gray. She
got some German bakers the day after
her Bohemians struck and rs receiving
lberal donations as we'll as a fine patrols
age.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-25
Dress Goods.
UnderVeStS.

For Spring and Summer, Ladies and
Gentemen's. from 25c. up.
Children's from 15c. up.
Ladies' JERSEY UNDERVEsTs.
Nevada County picayune., 1886-05-19
BouEhton Briefs,
CESAR

Dry weather.
 Ne rain in three weeks.
 There is to be fine school house built at Piney Grove.
 Hattie Hooks, little daughter of Mir. and Mrs. John Hooks has been very sick, but is now getting better.
 Dry weather has cut the oat crop short, and it will be a com pletc fash if it does not rain in . few days.
 Everybody seems to be well pleased with the idea at having a primary election, as it IS thought to be the best plan to get the strongest men to make the race In the general election.
 MT. Jas. Wilson, of Bierne cons tinues 10 ra'Ie his weekly visitsi
Nevada County picayune., 1886-05-19

Macbeth asked his doctor if he could Pluck from the memory 8 rooted sorrow, or rage ont the written troubles of the brain" Of course he could not. But Browns Iron Tonic eau "raze out" the sys- tenn, indigestion. sick headache, and chills and fever and asl mala- rial dregs. For sale by Hugh Mon. crief & Bro. Prescott Ark.
 If good work at fair value by a worthy boy brimful of grit and en- crgy, can command your admira- tion, then patronize John Thomp- son for all your saddlery and har- ness. Repairing done promptly and new work put up to your lik- ing. You will find him in front of Brooks & Williams livery stable and back of Hatley & Christopher's store.
 To OUR PArRoNs:-During the absence of the editor and proprie- tor in Georgia, Messrs. D. B. Mad don and Prof. J. W. Conger will write for the paper. George Wheat, foreman of the office, will attend to other business. Parties desiring to settle for subscription, pay for advertisements, make con. tracts, etc., will please see him during our abscnee.
Nevada County picayune., 1886-05-19
-
 COUNTY NEWS.
Contributed by tho Special Cores
 pOn-s ents. .Of tho Hcayusc.
Lanesburg Leaflets.

A light shower of rain Friday night but not enough to do much good.
 The oat crop of this section will be very light if . gccd rain is not received very soon.
 There is considerable complaint about getting a stand of cotton by those who planted late.
 Corn is doing well, notwith- standing the dry weather, but a good rain would make it grow fas- ter.
 At the school meeting at liar mony, district Al. Saturday even. ing, it was proposed to vote a taI to purchase patent seats and desks for the new school building which is to be erected soon, there being only twelve voters present.. The vote stood: Yeas, s; nays, '. Messrs. G. W. Hart aud NJ. NJ. Waddle were elected directors.
 am glad to learn that districts II and 15 both voted a school tax. This shows that . majority of the voters of these diatricts. are pub- lie spirited and have the interest of the poor children at heart. Well done, gentlemen, thanks to Prof. Conger for his we'll written and timely article on this qucs- ton. Write again, Professor, we enjoy it,
 CESAR.
Nevada County picayune., 1886-05-19

After making all proper orders in reference to the matters report. ed, Judge Ayrna addressed the Jury from the bench, as follows:
 MR. FOREMAN and GENTLEMEN of the JURY:-I am very grateful to you for your endorsement of my administration of the ofiicc oi Circuit Judge. 1 have always rec ognized it as being one Of the most important offices ~it.,in the gift of tho people, which renders its du- ties both arduous and responsible. When I took opon myself these du. ties and responsibilitios, was con- scious of what would be expected and required of me, and it has al. ways been my aim to administer the laws fairly, impartially, and without regard to persons, parties or condition.
 My official relations with the people of this County have been very pleasant, and I shall ever cherish an appreciation Ter their kindness.
 If have made any enemies, they are not known to me, and it l deserve any censure for anything done an,iss, I have escaped it.
 My only guide was to do as nearly as could what believe to he right and proper, believing and trusting that the people in their generosity, would never condemn a man for doing that Which, iu his opinion, was his conscientious du- ty, although Inc might not be free from mistakes; and in closing my official duties in this County, I am gratified to know that my conduct as an officer has been endorsed by a body of the best representative men in the County.
 In conclusion, perlrit the Court to again tender yoa bis thanks, and you are now dismissed.