The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-06-26
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Mrs. John Pippin presented her hubby
with an heir on Tuesday.
Mosc Martin has planted twenty acres
Of melons for the Piochers.
A fresh lot Of Pretty Wall Papers re.
ceived this week at Pouiadcs.
At Bullionvills the thermometer regis.
tered 100 in the shade on Tuesday.
Mrs. Fred Godbe departed on Thurday
for visit to her mother at Junction,
Utah.
Jim Hulso and wife are going to take
in the big fish pond at Panguitch during
the heated term.
1t is said our enterprisiug townie, Prof.
Zachow. is engaged to an estimable
young lady Of Panaca.
The Bullionites devote their entire at.
tention now to smoking mosquitoes and
wrestling with bed-bugs.
Richards is removing his Bulionvillc
residence to Pahrsnagst Valley, having
purchased Gelabcrt's ranch Of 400 acres.
The Meadow Valley folks will celebrate
the Fourth at Listens ranch. Horse.
racing will be one Of the features of the
day.
Reckon the Panacans will have to wait
few months longer before entering
claim for the removal Of the county seat
to their village.
! believe the task Of reading the funeral
services over Bullionville preparatory to
turning it over to the coyotes and jack.
rabbits will fall to the lot Of your CORE.
spondent and few others.
Bullion School District will draw
money next year for quite number Of
school children, but since the taking q
the census many Of the children have left
the district. owing to the grand explosion
Of the smelling company.
While reading pen-pictures Of Peck's
Bad Boy we gave the author credit for
having drawn on his imagination to a
large extent; but we think differently
now, for there is gamin in Bullionville
that can give Peck's bad boy odds and
discount him.
Jim Wadsworth is rapidly recovering
from his sick spell. 1t has leaked out,
though Jim's father is the chief palmer
and smearer on Of goose grease" in
Panaca, Jim sent to Phoebe for medicine
We are grieved to learn Brother James is
loosing faith. Me thinks l hear Satan
chuckling at my brothers down fall.
As the people Of Switzerland are
threatening to exterminsts the Mormon
missionaries in that land for decoying of
young girls by false Representations, the
Bishop Of Panacs has decided to send
the County Supt. Of Schools there on a
mission, believing him to be ct subject
to be arrayed with the Martyrod Saint
Joseph Smith. What pretty pair they
will DO to draw to.
The boys done rushing business in
amassing wealth for the celebration Of the
coming Forth. A Mormon from Utah
was in town the first of tho week pur.
chasing oil cans, at five cents each, and
the boys soon rustled him load. II it
should happen to rain, and when you 60
to get the oil cans you SO carefully
stored away for the occasion, and they
turn up missing you may feel contented
in knowing that they vanished and will
aid Young America in celebrating the
Glorious Fourth in bc6tting manner.
| The most uncommon sight to be seen
in Phoebe is fancher driving through
Main street, sitting on q load Of hay,
without cigarette stuck in his mouth,
he he saint or sinner, young or old. Dad
Keele is an exception to this rule. He
had ride on load Of burning hay about
seven years ago, roasted two Of his oxen,
destroyed his wagon, and got large dose
Of hell's Gre himself. 1t completely
cradicated him Of tho habit Of smoking
while mounted on top Of load Of hay.
Limo slsked with solution Of salt in
water and then properly thinned with
skim milk, from which all the cream has
been taken, makes permanent white
wash for outdoor work, and, it is said,
renders the wood incombustible. 1t il
an excellent wash for preserving shingles
and for all farm purposes.
Sam Dryden and Pete Welte, bankers,
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