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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28
Business Notiees.

Business notices will be inserted In this col.
umn for i've cents per line, each Insertion.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28

We are authorized to announce Henry A. Ew-
ing as a candidate for County Attorney subject
to the republican County Convention to be held
June 26, 1855.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28

Boom the truth-it needs it in some
quarters.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28

We are requested to announce j. II. Fisher
as candidate for the Office of County Attorney
subject to the decision OF the republican county
convention, which meets June -, 1856.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28

Boom the Saturday afternoon band
concerts.
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herebs announce myself as a candidate for
the Office of County Superintendent of Public
Instruction of Allen County, subject to the de-
csion of the republican primaries.
r. NJ AUsNERNAN.
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I'm. ADANs, AuCTIoNKER.
Satisfaction guaranteed or no pay
Address, lola, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-05-28

Received TOO late for publication last reek.)
News is as scarce this week rs are the friends
OF man who has suddenly lost oil his money.
Mr., Ira Kasebeer OF Colony is down In this
part Of the country this week.
Miss Cora Beech, who has been visiting rela-
tives In this part VI the country for the past
two months, will return to her home in Indiana
this week. Her numerous friends will be sOr-
~ to see her go. Our best wishes follow her.
Webster johnson visited Salem Sunday
School last Sunday. We are glad to see that
the Sunday School Is improving lately, in num-
bers at least.
We have always been, heretofore in favor Of
foreign immigration but now we begin to
think 1t is about time for little foreign emf
grafton. 1t would be the best thing that could
happen to the United States to have every one
OF the anarchists driven out of the country.
where there are no inhabitants, or II any, saw
ages, and live to suit themselves, instead OF
trying to overthrow the governments of civil
lied nations.
L. Il. Pearson, In speaking OF the red flag of
the anarchists, the other day, said: eve had q
four years war to have bnt one flag in this
country, and If it Is necessary We will have a
ten ycar's war to still have but one." Prob
abs that voices the sentiments of o good many
of the people of the United States.
We suppose that our "sentences" did not
reach you In time last week, SO we will send
these to be added to them for this week.
Mr.. J. ID. Rhoades returned from his trip to
the eaet last week. He thinks that some OF the
country he saw Is almost equal to Kansas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Davis were visiting at Mr.
Baxley's Sunday.
Mr.. +. w. Myler returned home from Neosh0
Falls last Monday.
Children's Day will be observed at Salem
June Is.
Misses Ada and Rose Nash visited our Sum
day School last Sunday.
Let the people OF Salem and Maple Grove
turn out next Monday and decorate the graves
Of the soldiers buried in.thc JamisOn cemetery.
puJrV
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ANNOUNCEMENTS

hereby announce myself as a candidate for
the Office OF County Superintendent Of Public
Instruction subject to the decision of the repub-
lican primaries. L. Z. MERwIN.
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''THE lola Gas and Coal Company"
1t hath a goOdly sound.
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Boom the "hole in the ground"
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FOR SALE-Two good bulls, graded
Durhams. Can be had cheap if sold at
once. ALLAN MCDONALD.
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Boom the walks through the park.
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FOR SALE-3O.OO pounds of flour
at lowest cash price, ut
KLAUMANN'S.
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COUNTY NOTES.

FROM REGISTER REPORTERS
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Boom the regular Sunday rain.

Boon the kickers-Out of town.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.

STATE OF KANSAS, ALLEN County, IS
In the District Court Of itie1 County.
5. A. Brown 4 Co., Plaintiffs, }
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srUDEST LIFE
Az h Athens Of West vlrgInia-Ths Cost
Of Boarding etc.
Ln.. nf LLn LuLaLlinenncr.


Al the Athena Of West vlrEInia-Ths Cost
Of Boarding etc,
O,rraDWdeaes Of ne IghlligeReE.
MoRGASTowN, W. Va. March ss'-4
bslieyo the knowledge throughout the
State concerning Students life at the UNI
yersity is very limited as every new conner
"a ignorant Of their manner Of boarding.
When a new student arrives in town the
8rst thing he does, Of course, is 70 seek .
room and board he either has z friend 70
aid him or President Turner who gener-
Ally has q list OF vacant rooms.
The students may ethel. board ~ the
hotel at S. per week or at theseminsEy y
a 10 psr week or at Q fort at 81 10 per
Esek Tor board only, Then they room
gheyeyer they please, Rooms rent alSl
mar week for each student, q few rooms
rant for a little less and several for 81 ia
IN e.rn cssp Ine occupant furnishes lamp,
oil. soar and towels and In few instances
stndents have been known to furnish
Ih.ir " tooth brushes, His washing II
me- has any done, will cost him 81 20 per
month so II he does not indulge IN 700
many sundTiss or puts q reasonable
amount in the contribution box he can
live for Sl3 pc: month. This does not III
cluds clothing.
bnt when they have boarded in this way
for a time they prefer it to- o private
noarding house or hotel, as 1t 10 much
cheaper. The students 20 to and i'm
their meals, as they would II they were at
a boarding house. EveTythingiS furnish
d Nv n appointed Tor the purposeo or by
Incl. NE ut present 1870 students enroll.
I'd. lhirty.tTo more THAI at the end Of last
,ear, 4 change now and then Is relished
~ the best Of men. The boys are ready
for a change this year, IT may be that the
roll will increase thirty.two by next year,
The faculty suspended a student for the
rest Of the term, for being tipsy' We are
great IeiormeIs
The cadets will likely go to Grafton on
Decoration Day. There are abont twenty
members in the corps more this year than
last,
This rainy weather is doing much dsm.
age 70 our new railroad.
Hon. John l.. Thomas will lecture At the
N. y Church on Friday next.
Prof Reynolds will address the Y. Nj
O. A. next Tuesday.
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sbrowd Uucle stoHd,s Poor Woman.

Letsiaon (4tl Journal.
"Uncle Stead" Is what they called a
shrewd old gentleman who used to live In
Winthrow, a little way out Of the village,
up the side Of the pond, near R9addeld.
One ri his fellow. CitizenB was a man named
Lovejpy. Uncle Stead met Loyejoy In the
village one day, aud he said to him:
. Lovtjny, there's a poor woman lives out
on the edge OF the town that needs some
provisions. Pm willing 10 supply her,
but I've sold my horse, and have no
means Of getting the stuff to her. Nov,
III buy her q barrel OF flour and q ham
and some other supplies II you'll carry
them out to her with your team" Love-
10y said certainly, he'd be very glad TO do
1t. Accordingly, Uncle Stead bought a
barrel Of flour, a ham, q bucket Of sugar,
etc, and, telling Lovejoy where the wo.
man lived, sent him oil on the Grand Of
charity with the good things In his pung
Loyejoy easily found the house where the
woman lived. He unloaded the goods,
putting like q grampus as he rolled the
barrel OF lour in and said to the woman
IN Steadman sent you the provisions.
He's q mighty kind.hearted mar 10 send
you all these things" "Well, | don't
know why he shouldn't send them to mel
exclaimed the woman in surprised &C.
cents. "He's my husband.
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Ifsam Jones and Sem Small have done
something for Chicago, that great and
wicked city Qatters herself. that she has
done something for them. Sam Small was
shamed out Of his cigarette, Sam Jones
out of his chewing tobacco. This Is good
and commendable, but 1t Is not all. To
compensate for the loss Of his tobacco,
Brolher Jones has rushed headlong into
the reckless disHipation Of C%hewlng'gum,
Preachersthere have been without num-
Der who chewed tobacco and led pious
lives, whose walk was perpendicular and
whose light shone as the blazing sun at
MONDAY. There may have been preach
ers Of strength and renown who exercised
their jaws on C%hewing.gum, but We have
searched for them in vain In tho annals Of
the pulpit.
Brother Jones gave up the consoling
quld because he thought 1t an oaense to
the brethren, Now he stands before the
world in all the weakness and moral de-
iormlty Of chewing.gum. 1t is not for ua
to say whether a man Nj lead a pure and
pious life on a diet Of chewing gum, but
he who tries It takes deHperate chance.
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waEEL,so,'w VA, APAIt . lssO'


Two girls, aged respectively sixteen
thirteen years, appeared at u Pittsburgh
hotel, asked for the best room IN tue
house, and displayed q roll Of bank notes
to show that they we're able to pay tol
their accommodations. The hotel CLERK
had a suspicion, and then two detectives
appeared on the Gene.
The girls admitted that they were run
awayp, en- route for Canada In search O.
adventure. They particularly desired Il
meet detectives, because they had beer
reading about tall, handsome and brave
fellows in that line OF business Ihes'
girls had Rrst alled their silly heads Will
trashy literature and their pockets witt
two hundred dollars Of stolen money
They came IRON u Pennsylvania town
and tho parents Of each OF them are we'll
TODD people.
OF courss tho girls have behaved badly
They ought motto have read trash, stolen
money or run away. But the parents o.
such girls cannot be held blsmelefs' i
was their duty to know what their dangl'
tara were reading and to dirlcttheir mind
into healthiul channels. The utmost
parental walcbfulness ..msy be eluded BY
sbrewd and determined children, but 1t II
~unhappily true that parents are MOI sc
watchful as they ought 10 be, and do MOI
q ,ercise the gentle control thoy might
over tho reading of their children II
they would tako the trouble to get the
youngpeople well started, the young minds
would crave good things instead OF bad
The good things OF literature are by nc
means tho stupid things. In these dayl
good reading 10 as cheap rs trash. FoI
the price Of a dime yellow back" may bt
bought a good reprint Of a standard work
of good moral tone, absorbing Interest
and permanent value. II children have
bsen permitted to begin wrong, a little
tact will tempt them irlo tho right path
Xlltlo pains inthis matter will be better
than to have tho boys take the road aa
Indian kille,s, highwaymen or Omateur
detectives, or the girls to 90 of as love-
lorn maidens In gearch OF handsome
heroes,
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Aeunn of Aolda on RoOd.

HiaasaiA CsRtsy,
The influence Of acids in retsrdlng OF
arresting salivsry digestion q further Of
importance in the dietetic use OF pickles,
vinegar, salads and acid fruits, In the
case Of ~vinegarit was found that one part
in 5000 aensibly retarded this process, q
proportion Of one in 1000 rendered It
very allow, and onein 800 arrested It COM
pletely; 80 that when acid salads are tAken
together with bread the effect OF the ACID
is 70 prevent any saliyaTy digestion OF the
bread, a matter Of little moment 70 q per
son with q vigorous digestion, but 70 q
feeble dyspsptic one Of some Importance,
There Is q very widespread belief thai
drinking vinegar Is an ~eticacious means Of
avoiding getting fat, and this popular be-
lief would appear from these experiment
tai observations to-be well founded, II
the vinegar be taken at the same time a
-iaTinacsons food It will greatly interfere
with It's digestion and assimilation.
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Profit sharing.

NV iOFE SuH'
One of the most strongly marked ten
denotes OF modern industry Is toward that
form Of copartnership between the capital
lat and the worker which Is briefly de-
sCribed as profit sharing.
The public would be surprised, II We
could report the extent to which this
sort Of arrangement has already been in
trOduCed in oil parts Of this country, liz
most extensive application Is most doubt,
less in the South. There the payment oil
the negro labOrers Is now almost uniyer,,
sally made in the form OF q specified
allure Of the crop, which 10 agIeed upon
b .foreband between the laborer and The
owner Of the plantation and stock. The
nlan works well, and both owners and
iaborers prosper under iis operation
There are nc strikes.
In the various manufactures OF the
Northern, Eastern, Western and Southern
States the system OF profit sharing Ia no
stranger, and II Is continually gaining
ground. The usual method isto give. the
workingman q fixed rate OF wages, and, IN
addition, at the end Of the year q certain
share in the profits Of the business. Where
this system is applied the whole relation
between the w%orkipgman and the EN-
ployer Ia changed. Under the ordinary
rule there is naturally, on the part Of
the employer, q constant desire and
effort to get from the worker the
greatest amount Of work for the smallest
amount Of waH0s, while on the part OF the
worker the natural etorkSis to get the
greatest amount Of wages for the smallest
amount Of work. Each party Ia against
the other, the interest OF each being pitted
against the interest Of the other. But where
the system Of profit sharing 10 applied
these tendencies are reversed, and on each
side the profit is TO make the business as
profitable "a possible, because In that
way its return to the laborer as we'll as to
the capitalists is sure to be. increased.
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tor with that Intention.
The l2,year old editor Of an amateur
weekly paper published in sandusky, o.,
and called the Fly, wrote to Billy Flor
ence the comedian, while he was playing
at the Opera House in that city, asking
him to contribute an article and to ''make
Il funuy.n Mr.. Florence wrote the fol.
lowing between the acts and sent 1t TO
him:
My YOUNG FRiEND: You oak me to
write something ior your paper. Take
warning. / was once al editotl -,
At IA / had q newspapeirj and, IKE our
great brother Of the press, Robert Bonner,
was fond OF driving. ! had NO Maud D.
nv steed was called William G he was
billy'goat. &,
For four months l regularly set up all
the matter, dampgd the paper (alas, how
mauy editors bsgin by dan ping their
pap rand finish by "soakiDgtheit watCheBl J
anu did all the ptesswotk myself
I had ten subscribers and two adver'
tisers, my father aud mother being In.
Cluded Id both classes Of patrons. was
Justly proud Of my newspaper, tho GOlidh,
aud although II was but eleven Inches by
eight, IL WAS o mammoth sheet. ! re-
member one OF my advertisers wasa bar.
bsr, One day he cut my hair and go paid
his bill for q year in advance. YOU see
there is compensation In gil things. lie
10 In State prison snow and l atl an actor.
At length my newspaper enterprise
burst, as many a paper scheme had done
before. The causes we're various one
will suffice 10 show the vanity Of editorial
pride. My goat had 4 friend, another goat,
olthe male persuasion. lie belonged 10
the boy across the street. This brute,
whose name was David, eventually had q
falling out with my goat. He chased him
out four yard up to the gattet, where 1
had my printing office, and, alter knock
out my Billy In three square rounds, pro.
decided with his buLting to the corner
where my fuims we're waiting lot the
nfess, dpiedn the whole lot, aud then pro.
peedad 10 eat Up all Of the paper l had put.
chased for four editions.
Alief lunching on my virgin reans he
naxt asSayed 70 knock over my cases
scattering ihe lower case and caps, italics
uuSds and ems Ia his mad career Lnul
il was that a later David Killed "tnt
modern GOllah." Let this be lesson Z
Vol, my yourg friend. Stop, on YOU
threatening course, Leave the news
papeF alone, OF, like me, you may yet be'
come a player. In your present probes
eion YOU may reach one poor house IL
mihet hefe IA A constant dread ut many,
VI j. FLORENCE,
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he Is Asked to BIZ Funny, and writes a Lot
tor with that Intention.
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Aaron must have been suffering from
catarfh. The desperation which catarrh
produces is often s%nfiCientt0 make pe0.
pie say and do many rash things and
many continue suffering Just as II no
such cure 90 DR.. sage's Caiarrh Remedy
existed. II cures every case from the
simplest to the most complicated and all
the Const quenCes Of catarrh. A person
once cured by Dr.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
will not be apt 10 take cold again, as II
leaves the mucous membranes healthy
and strong. BY druggists.
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lie beasts" but 1.-THE nasty little snipsi"'
not 'hs "a nine kinda ola born fool but
"he Is = msasly Chump;n not that's me
kind Of chipmunk ] am but "that's me
kind Of a hsiTpin ! am Chicago gIls
know what refinement ID, hthey DO 1--WE
ont West.
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DIED.

THoeND1Rf-0n Frllay, Aorll2 2, 1886, at 1850
p ". RLwOOD P child oil Joseph W, and henrleth
hornburg, aged 8 IearA
Funeral on sunday at 1880 O'Clock ?, N, from
parents residence, No 1913 Fourteenth street. 10
termunt at stone Church Cemetery. Friends o.
the family are invited.
pAL2ELL-IsARsLLA Il, wife Of the late james
palEOl
Notice nj funeral Monday,
MELIoR-At Van Vert, Ohio, on Wednesday
nigh, March II, 1870, JAMES MELLoR, In the 6Vtb
year Of hl'RSe
Funeral from the residence Of his brother neal
81. ~lairSville Sunday afternoon at Q O'CLOCK.
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Why 10 Was Silent.
Erie DkpaeA.

At q recent dinner party the subject Of
eternal life aud future punishment came
up for q lengthy discussion, in which
Mark Twain, who was present. took no
part. A lady near him turned suddenly
toward him, and exclaimed; "Why do
You not cay ~anything2 l want your opin-
ion," Twain replied gravsly; "M1dsne,
you must excuse me; | am silent Of neCes-
sity | have friends in both places"
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ON and reliable medicines are the best
to depend upon. ACker's Blood Elixir
has been prescribed for years for all i'm,
purities Of the blood. In every form oil
scrofulous, syphilitiC or merCurial dis
eases, 1t Is invaluable. For rheumatism,
has no equal. Sold by Logan & Co. and
Charles Menkemeller.
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MAltetn h,h .ement.

ChldOo Rdmbtt. /,
M, blacks novel, "whIto Heather
contains aohAtactet, one Miss Carrie Hod'
son, who 10 q Chicago girl. presumably
INC daughter Of q pork.paekeI, and the
character ID 40 atfocious libel. A Ohicago
En- would not say "tho selt'ConSctoua lt'
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HOr,f,rd's Acid Phaspna's- HundredS Of
R,ttIoN Prescribed.

DR., O. R, Dake, Bslleville, ILL.,, says: ~
have prescribed hundreds Of bottles Of 1t,
1t Is Of great value in all lorna OF nervous
disease which are accompanied by loss Of
power" TThs&w
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Leave BoiiAlfo a. s;SS A Y. lot woodsaeld ahd
11 Issys lgSssllAlrO a. s.sot. Y. iot wOodsasid and
IfFIys n qbetialo at S.SO A. y. from sutamet.
Geld, and Al 4 40 2 \, from Zanesyllle.
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Why is a newly.born baby like a gale Of
wind7 Because II begins with q squall.
Gold gales induce coughs and Group. lay.
lor's Cherokee Rsmedy oiSweet Gum and
Mnllein will cure II.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-08-25
MANY IMPROVEMENTs

In BunnelIss Grand Opera House and
 Museum-H Handsome Changes Made
 During The Summer-A New Scale of
 Prices.
 Proprietor t. B. Bunnel1, of Bunnells Grand Opera House and Museum, has made some extensive and handsome improvements in the place during the summer, which will be highly appreciated by the patrons of the place. The general appearance of the audi torium has been greatly changed and many minor improvements in all parts of the house will add to the comfort and pleasure of the patrons. All of the wood work excepting the gallery fronts has been finished in ma hogany. Two new boxes, having entrances from the audience room, have been added. The floor of the halls has been separated by mahogany railing covered with plush into the orchestra and parquet. The orchestra will contain nine rows of plush upholstered seats of the most improved pattern, with the exit by side doors to the street. This will avoid the crowds so often experienced by the patrons of the house meeting in the general passageway from the hall.
 The gallery fronts have been painted a light drab tint, the medallion heads being ornamented in different tones of bronze. The seats on the floor and galleries have been re- painted and on each side of the proscenium are large mil TOTS in elaborate bronze frames. The main entrance hall has been divided by heavy mahogany doors to cut off drafts of cold air and to shut out the noise from the street and Curio hall.
 The Curio hall has been almost entirely changed, both in arrangement and appear ance. A new stage for light plays has been put in and the whole interior richly painted and ornamented. Several new attractions will be added to this room and it will be de- signed also for smoking room. The front of the building has been painted an imita- tion of Milwaukee brick, the wood work about the doors being finished in mahogany.
 Bennett & Moulton's Opera company in comic opera will open the season at this house on Monday, September 9th, they playing for week, with Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday matinees. Another thing MT. Bunnell has done and that is to alter the scale of prices All the new front rows of orchestra chairs are provided with hat racks, foot rests and umbrella stands. These will be fifty cents each. All the rest of the lower part of the house will be 25 cents, instead of 30, as last year. All the gallery seats will be 15 cents each, instead of 10 and 20, according to loca- tion as last year. 0ne-half of the gallery seats last year were 20 cents each.