New-York tribune., 1886-05-05
THE Talk OF THE D4 Y.

Whiskey at the bar in San Francisco accord.
ing Eastern traveller is pretty poor stuff with
the exception OF the vile native beer he says, drinks
are sold hrstclass saloons at two for quarter
you drink with friend he pay % cents for the
two drinks. II you drink by yourself you can tender
either 10 15 and its reception equally
satisfactory. But II you offer larger coin than dime
for drink always charged 10 cents The theory
upon which this practice Is based is said to be- that
drink is sold for b" and the change OF 2ia cents
not be made. 1t to the seer or buyer as cir
cumstances make 1t most convenient"
To Clarnetta: Yes. as understand it, the dsmisem-
mennal loan exhibition will b. fudress Affair." not
a low necksibiticn at "ll-lSprDgheld Union.
The slow Philadelphia people dehne NewYorkers as
featheress bipeds who time to finish what
they going 10 say and so speak In sort OF unin
teligable " N'Yawk gbberish."
The days have about passed English shopkeepers
liked to be told haughty as possible how much in
feror they were to the aristocracy.
At two Easter elections in Episcopal Churches
the women manifested a desire to VOTE but not
allowed to do so The argument Of the women is that
they do than the to sustain the churches
and only fair that they should have something to say
IN their MANAGEMENT.
Smith, heard Brown speaking very highly of your
Deighbor Black yesterday.
touchdown Is fuisome hatterer
s.-lIe also said that he thought you of the
most esiimable OF men, kind husband and father and
loyal friend
j.
WHITE Brown is excellent fellow, honest and
reliable. Boston Courier
The Austrian Count Breuner imported three pairs OF
wild turkeys from this country In $780, and had them
his estate the Danubs far from Wen
The gameksepcrs report this year birds have in
creased to the number of nearly quite 500, and
turkey hunting tho Danube promises to be counted
among the yiennese sports.
He looking for rich wife and thought he was on
the trail.
love you he said to her In rich. tons more
than can tell you In words"
You'd better try fgures she replied coldy for she
not so green AS she looked : Washington Critic.
The Washington Critics JedSe Waxem, OF wayback
been making speech In favor OF fat
for the Hel-fer-Sartia" River III his deestrick"
OF his arguments: Sence the airly day OF
Creation Mr.. Cheerman rivers has been OF special n-
terest 10 MANKIND and have listened with rapt pleasure
to the various arguments made this floor In beh Of
improving on the original plan tor by an all
wise aud omnpotent Creator. Improvement. Mr. Cheer
man. is the spotted dog under tho trumphal chariot Of
progress ana fer In favor OF feedin the dog
[Cheers
DIR. Sundel society swell who liked to air his
Latin. lie had taken acquaintance to call on Mrs.
Parvenn ana tue man hsd never gone back again. and
when the lady saw the Doctor sh. asked him about IL.
"Ah. Doctor" said sue. " whore your friend :"
Not my friend. madame" corrected the Doctor, "he
WAS merely qaondan acquaintance"
sir" exclaimed the lady Ia horrhed amazement
aon amow ,hs rel,i.cn enistng but II you cannot
you had better follow your IrieBd."- washIngto
Critic
famous communist has boen telling Arlo Bates tina,
In three servant girl Will belong the Order
OF the Knights or Labor "TheD" he says, they will
me and say. what shall % o ne1tr And III
say: What wages are you gettingF And they II say
Fifteen dollars month Oh. III tell them. ask $6(
week Nobody 1.-Two less than $50 n week Aud
they'll nobody will give IT. aud then I'll have tell
em there's nothing left but 10 things and they n
smash. and we'll all 10 poor miserable and FREQ