Telegram-herald., 1886-06-13

4 COLLEGE EDUCATION
Tie parazTap1en for sonls years pasf
have kspt uP running hrs u s4aibs -
college -dleaflou uBul Tie average news
payer raadsr las eoue 90 tank. and Lot
l4lafuralg. tlat ths sasi I1eatlals n7oes-
s-ry - graduate successfully from aol-
.sse geIe & oul-neek. q PAIR ot Este IKE
hans aud p.sltg of muscle. Of course
TIE picture IS oyeE drawn. but there GER
lalnly is truth 30 tie Datt1m oi ii alL
For example. let Us take q siulsut ~
boedgin College sho. Il appears, has 0esn
admitted D. one ~ tie clAzses simply aud
solely because of bis muscle aud bis
qualifications ss base ball player. lie
vas admitted sithogt examination. took
History aud Physiology as his special
stale=. buf seldom appears ia tie class
rocm. soCLE .t4aE is is name testified
la4f Ls Lad not aeen Io school tor years
before going "a Bowdoin. and eould net
even remember the name of his last
feacler. Ilis confession resulted ia al
inysstgalou by TIE College clubs, Who
have rude mat Az members shall be
bona f.ls STA sats Ihsir investigation.
however. eame a. naught as President
HYDE had fully determined 10 admit bim
Tie ease IS only an example; there are
others moEe OF less ~ the same kind, bat
this single mstsocs goes 10 show that
paragmplers arc not always the fools
who think they are smart, that many
people make ogt
Ii would seem that the Presidents
mar-ag8 had not particle Of effect on
auty-bearted Nashville Judge. While
Attorney General WAsHN0r1S aud bis
br.de were at their wedding breakfast
lac. Thursday, Judge ALIEN sent officers
who Dragged him eff 70 the baatiie for
contempt OF court Tia his new-found
happiness the Attorney General hal for
gotten that al important murder trial had
been SET for that DAY. Such a Judge as
that deserves 70 be kicked oH the bench.
de is a bigot: not man OF justice.
There was no milion-dollar appropria-
ton for Niagara Park last year, and no
appropriation for the great calamity" in
the shape Of d capitol at Albany last year,
yet the people OF New York have to pay
nearly half million more Ia taxes than
they did last year, and they are wonder
ing how it happens. The way of the
wicked assessor Is past finding out.
Poo-Bah HARRIsoN thinks he would
make frst-rate President. We move
that the United States Treasury be trans
ferred to Grand Rapids right OFF. Here
is HARRIsoN, Of Chicago, two New York
ers. Colonel MCCLURE, Of Philadelphia,
Ben HILL, JoHN WANANAKER, and other
sspirants all putting in claims. 1t Is best
to be on the safe side.
The circulation Of the TELEGRAM
HERALD travels right along upward
There are many towns within two and
three hours ride Of this city that never
saw Grand Rapids paper until thif
journal was brought to their notice, that
are now taking and reading from sixty tC
eighty copies OF the favorite paper OF
Western and Northern Michigan.
TIE literary people are making a great
I ,-er..,- p, ,r.,,- ...t-r, -
eight hours "a day for forty years. 'ri'
nothing Hundreds OF editors work SIX
teen aud more hours a day all their lives
F long. The editor is the man who ask:
I for eight hours a day for his friends, goes
to bed at daylight and gets up for early
breakfast
The friends of Convict Mosr have re-
organized on the plan of the NihllIsts o
Rusaia. and call themselves "Subterran
can Anarchists" II they keep on As the!
have begun there Is no doubt the title wii
be a most befitting one-the sexton vii
dig the cavern.
Each policeman in Kersas City il
furnished with p dog Perhaps tb'
Municipality is afraid somebody VII
steal ther guardians. Detroit Nigh
pursue this scheme with advantage, bu
the dogs should be ferocious.
PRESS IRATTLE.
IL Must Be So