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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
OId-Time Robbery of Bees.

The old system of wholesale robbery
of the bees has passed away, for the
progressive bee-keeper first allows the
bees to fill the cells appropriated for
themselves, taking his share from the
extra boxes that may have been pro-
vided for the bees to fill after they have
worked on the old comb But if the
colony is a strong one. the bee-keeper
can not be too careful to leave plenty
of honey for winter use. Very often
the combs that have been left in the
lower boxes for the bees may be INSULT
Gent for holding proper supply, and
should the bees be short during the
early spring the whole colony will be
sacrificed. The bees will not always
begin on the upper boxes until the low
er ones are filed, as they allow of no
unoccupied space, but if the lower box
es are not sufficient leave few of those
in the upper tier in order to. help them
over the cold season.-F'arn, Field
and St0ckmag.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
TEUTONIC BULLS.
Some Amusing Extracts from the Column
of German Papers.

Some Amusing Extracts from the Columns
of German Papers.
The Irish have not got a monopoly
for the manufacture of bulls. The
German papers abound in them. Hero
are a few specimen bricks:
AFTER the door was closed soft fe-
male footstep slipped into the room,
and with her own hand extinguished
the taper"
..Both doctors were unable to re.
store the deceased once more to life
and health
"A man living at Freudenstadt tried
to shoot his wife, but missed her, for
which offense he was promptly locked
up"
1.-The chariot of revolution is rolling
onward, and crashing its teeth as il
rolls, = was what revolutionary lead
er told the Vienna students in 1848 in
a speech.
"The Ladies' Benevolent Associa-
ton has distributed twenty pair OF
shoes which will dry up many tears. y
Il was sitting at the table enjoying
cup of coffee when q gentle voice
tapped me on the shoulder. | looked
around and saw my old friend.
Among the emigrants was an old
blind woman who came to America to
see her only son once more before she
died, "-Geaas SDtiRgs.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.


Mrs. Langtry often walks eighteen
miles day and .'tires OUT two men
on the road.
w. w. Corcoran, the Washington
banker, is lightweight years old, and
has given more than 100000 for
charity. - Washington Star.
The widow of Parson Brownlow
still lives at Knoxville, Tenn, and
keeps a bound volume of Broscnloso' 5
Wing as memorial of her husband.
Carl Banck recently celebrated the
fortieth anniversary of his connection
with the Dresden Journal as musical
critic. He is now in his SEVENTEEN
year.
The Catholic periodicals of the
United States in the English language
consist of one quarterly review, about
seven monthly magazines and about
thirty weekly papers.
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe realizes
that her cup of literary distinction is
full and running over, and has an
nounced that she will write no more
for publication. T. Tribune.
DR. Oliver Wendell Holmes pho
tographs are everywhere to be seen in
London shop windows, and the people
are still talking of him as the lion OF
the year, as great success in England
as Dickens was in America.
Jenny Lind, the once famous
songstress, has given up her London
mansion, and is now living in contented
retirement ut Malvern Hills, Eng. She
is sixty-five years old, and her voice
still retains much Of its power.
Probably the youngest preacher in
the world IS |. Z. Bill, Baptist, only
twelve years of age, who preached q
sermon recently at ST. Martins, N. B.,
to large congregation. His father is
a clergyman. Chicago Journal.
General Harvey, of the United
States army, is the oldest man on the
register. He became soldier in 1918,
and participated in every war in which
the country has engaged since that
time. He is eighty-six years of age
and very rich. 80 Chicago Inter Ocean.
Mr.. Cooley, who died leaving a
fortune of two or three millions, made
chiefly out of his Lady's Book, when
asked why he did not raise the stand
ard of his magazine said: g am not
making a magazine for the few, but a
magazine for the Eliza James They
are in a vast majority. "-PhfIadelphia
Press.
The Farmers Cabinet, of Amherst,
Mass, has been published eighty-tive
years, during the last seyenty-six OF
which it has known but two proprie-
tors, the present senior editor, Deacon
E. D. Boylston, and his father, the lat
ter of whom purchased it in 1909 and
sold it to the former in 1847. Deacon
Boylston commenced work at the case
at the age of eight, and now at the
age of seventy-two does more or less
in the composing-room every week.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
TEMPERANCE.
The WEE sMA. VOICE


Guid Sandy" said the wee sma' voice,
. The sun has game to rest:
The lammies safe in the fauId,
The brides in the nest.
Haze ye forgot your hame. mon,
The cot on Bradda moor
The bicker o. the candle light,
The facie at the door?
Haze re forgot the wife, mon,
And weanie bide aiane,
WI parritch pot and nightfa', mon,
Abcon the ingle stane!
En- mon, We ken the tears doom IA
Upon the gowden Groom;
But weel ye loe the yuil-hoose, mon,
And tankards O the toon.
1.-THE hours they come, the hours the.
gang.
The cock it gins to eraw:
And moo, beyont sweet Braddas braes,
1.-THE. day it gins to daw.
" D maun re break your Allies heart
Tho tears were made to ia,
Tho weel We ken her woman heart
Will loe We through it a?
Puir Sandy" said the wee sma' voice,
= MAR than the God aboon-
Ay. mair than the wife and wean, We Loo
The tankards o the toon."
N 7. Independent.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
Che 8eposIta telegraph.
KENOSHA. /. WISCONSIN
RETRoSPECTIoN.

When I look back
Upon my boyhood's happy days,
hear my mothers songs of praise,
And see again her gentle ways
When look back.
When look back
Upon my starting out in life,
Into the world, mid snares so rife,
think of her who cheered the strife
When look back.
When look back
Upon the shadow since that fell
On my dear home; deaths warning kEelL
MY mothers cry, fear full we'll
When look back.
When look back
UpOn my fathers dying bed,
And see her lave his fevered head,
live again those hours of dread
When look back.
When look back
Upon my fruitless, ill-spent years,
since manhood's dawn, with hopes and fears
see my mothers binding tears
When look back.
When look back
Upon the past and now see where
might have saved her life from care,
Hope dares to rise above despair IS
49, When look back.
When look back
Upon this retrospective view,
Her teachings bid me this to do: e
10 thine own self be ever truel
When look back =
When Hook back
Upon my mother cheerful face,
IIlumined by loves holy grace,
My grief shall then TO Joy give place
When look back
-Castar Ret, in Chicago Herald.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03
HUMOROUS.

MISERY may like company" says
a colored philosopher, 'but I'd raider
hab de rheumatic in one leg den hab it
in bof."
There is bear at Denmark, Me-,
that eats dogs. Every well regulated
city and town should have vigorous,
capable bear with just such an appe-
tite. -Leo0istoaa (Me.) Journal.
We read of Rev. Mr.. Grim mar
rying couple at Yocumtown, Pa.
There is grim sort of humor in being
matrimonially yoked at Yoke emtown
by Mr.. Grim. -Norristoacn Herald.
in the juvenile papers we read, I'M
der the head of ''Pets,' Of dogs 50
tame that they will eat from your hand.
There are other dogs so tame that they
will eat from your leg. There are some
in Newark. II d-BiS.
=" What makes you grow up to be
menp teacher in a primary school in
Melrose, near Boston, asked of her class
of boys the other day. II know" said
the smallest boy in the class. "What
is it?'' Birthdays"
Why He Left
Ayoung man who had luck at bezique,
Used to play all the days of the wiQue,
But when they glanced up his sleeve,
He exclaimed: Il musr lever
And straightway was gone like strique.
life.
-"What do you think? I woke up
this morning absolutely deprived of all
intelligence, perfect IDIOT "And
how were you when you went to bed
last night?'' 'sThe same as usual y
''Oh, that accounts for it. "--French
Joke.
1.-THE last link is broken" the fell
low said, when he kissed his girl good
bye forever, at her request because
her parents wished dissolution. A
few days after he received a note,
saying: Dear George, there are plenty
more links; come and break them y
N Y. Ledger.
An Irish tailor, making a gentle
mans coat and vest too small, was or
dered to take them home and let them
out Some days after the gentleman
was told that his garments happened
to fit a countryman of his and he had
let them out at shilling weekly.
Y. Telegram.
40, isn't it lovely night, Adolf
plus? just fancy how delightful the
nights must be in the Orient! The
azure blue sky, the perfume of the
flowers, the soft tinkling- II tell
you, Miranda, dear, 1 prefer the nights
they have in Alaska. They're just i'm
mense. - Immense, Adolphus?" 'Y es,
for counting. They're SO long, you
know. '-Philadelphia Call.
The small boy who furnishes the
historian with a good deal of data
watches his baby sister with constant
curiosity. ''She doesn't know any
thing" he said. sShe can't talk; she
can't think; she can't read" He
looked at her moment, meditating
on his. own superiority. and then said,
pityingly: ''Poor little thing: she !
never been to circus!' -1oyedo Blade.
English school-board education
continues to yield curious results. The
latest is this: In answer to the ques-
ton put by the diocesan inspector:
Describe some effects of the proceed
ings under Queen Mary the glib an
swer was reeled off: MANY of the
Bishops were deprived of their sees. y
One of the managers, however, asked
the meaning of the statement. After a
long pause one boy put up his hand
and said: Had their eyes put out. +"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03

"A writer in the British Medical
journal advises people to be careful
not to slice up a pineapple with the
same knife they use in peeling it. as
the rind contains an acrid organic sub
stance which is likely to cause a
swollen mouth and sore lips. In Cuba,
salt is used as an antidote for the
poison Of pineapple peel.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03

An ear OF corn measuring eighteen
inches in length was recently taken
from a field near SylYania. Ga.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-09-03

any one. She can't do that to you any
more than you can to her."
"But she glib pennyroy'l tea tC
Clarlssy, wild snails' tongues in it, an
she lay bundle O. crooked sticks a
her do, an Clarissy she neber git vel
no mo" insisted he, his eyes growing
large as he spoke.
'Oh, you must not believe that! She
has no such power"
When Chany saw them coming, sht
came out to her door, and greeted the
young lady in the blandesr tones.
"Bless your pretty face" said she
''come in and rest you'se'f. / wonders
de boys don't run away wild you, you
so sweet"
Not noticing what she said, Gret;
said: +" | want to see you abou
Syphax."
what you been dom, you var
mint?" said the woman, turning to
ward him, and he covered beneath
her glance. She was short, wiry ne
gross, with q very black face, and
very yellow bandanna on her head
Her eyes were small but. piercing.
81 want to tell you,n interrupted
Greta, THAT if you and Syphax hay,
not enough to eat, we viii try AM
help you from our kitchen, but h,
mustn't be encouraged to bring thing
home from school that are not givel
to him.
He been stealin'? dat little niggah
Miss Bond, done raise him from d
bottle; his mother she die when he wal
free weeks ole; Use gittin' to be an oil
oman now. l amt got but two tee
in my head, but bless de Lord, one O
denis on top o de udder! an now da
boy take to stealin'r'
Notwithstanding her fuency, she di,
not inspire Greta with confidence; sh
felt that Syphax had told her the truth
Looking steadily and sternly at her
Grcta replied: Yes. he has been steal
! Ing, and I think it was because he wa
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
Tho Editor OF the Future,

Lancaster (Pa.) Examner)
So long as there is remnant" of wise
people who want comment, opinioa and
rather than news about little
Johnny Jones breaking his finger, the ed
itorial page will not pass away. A paper
can not be all bowels, and no head. Peo-
pie will not feed exclusively upon slush
and mush. They will not be contented to
read 10 forget. They want something TO
confirm their Impressions. or to correct
their wrong conclusions. The great
change of tho future will not be in the
province of sensational reporting, but in
wider reasoning and in more substantial
news. Ii is rather n harsh view to take of
the coming man that he will be greater
gossip thnn his sister. The editor OF the
future will be a bigger and more brainy
man because his work will not be "to
suokle fools and chronicle small beer.'
1t is well that the editor of the future
should be so constructed. These thoughts
must have been suggested to this Penn
syivania editor after running across .
stray copy Of the 'ting organ," wherein is
recorded weekly the names. Of all who
"jined the ring"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08

"Wliat IL wanted now IN Hamilton
county 10 n special grand jury, made up oI
good men irrespective OF party, who will
command the respect and confidence OF
the people, Commercial Gazette.
What is wanted now in Hamilton eoun-
" is body oi 10000 voiers. made up OF
good men. irrespective OF party, vino will
vote for none but good men, Irrespective
OF party, who will command the respect OF
the people. II would be trHo difficult
even for Mclean, Campbell & Co. to over
come by fraud, misconnts. ballot box stuff.
ing and forgery such majority. Stop,
reader, aud think for moment how much
good special grand jury would do. Then
think how much good such vote for good
men and against bad men and traitors
would do. Ia there any conspiracy. Gas.
cinnati Post.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
WE WILL, EXPLAIN.

Tho Wauseon TRIBUNE says: "The Courts oi
Justice provo who the ruscals arc" This Is sus-
eeptible OF double entonder. Ploasc erpluin
iarther.-Fsrrysburg JAtr,ini.
Not so, when taken 10 the connection in
which IL appeared in our columns. We were
referring to the cases before the Coarts, t'te
result OF Democratic ballot box stufIiug and
election frauds at the rolls In Chicago, Col
umbus and Cincinnati. In each Of these In
stances Immediately after those frauds were
committed, the Democratic press aud leaders
Of that parry, IN order to fUrestall public sem
tment, proclaimed the frauds TO the world,
charging them on the Republican party. In
every case taken before the Courts Of justice,
the Democratic thugs have been proven to
have been the perpetrators and hence the SEN
tence. 1.-THE Courts Of justice prove who the
rascals are." The mayor Of Chicago at this
moment occupies his position through the
frauds committed by Joseph Mackin, who was
proven guilty and sentenced by the court TO
serve term OF Ave years IN prison. The
ecrats TO have been the rascals" and prevented
them from stealing Representative and a
portion Of the County uEcers. The Courts of
last fall in Cincinnati were committed exclu-
sively by Democrats for the purpose Of gaining
control of the Ohio Legislature and ordered
certificates Of election issued TO the Republicans
whs were legally elected, but q partisan Su-
preme Court reversed the decision Of the lnwer
Court and the result will be that the Demo-
cratic Senators counted in by fraud from Gin
cinnai, will vote themselves In and the fairly
elected Republicans out Of the next General
Assembly. When such gigantic frauds can
be committed here in Ohio and a Supreme
Court can be "fxed" TO iudorse the crime, the
right of franchise no longer exists and this Re-
public must sooner or later go TO pieces. We
are sorry to see Brother Timmons, Of the
Journal, SO tenacovs in his defense Of party
against which he barred his breast to the storm
Of battle heroically ~ crush out, for the good
Of this country and thu preserr alton Of this
Unior.- Wapseon Tribune.
All too true, my dear sir, and Ills pity
tits true, and you forget to mention the
disgraceful manner in which Senator
Payne secured seat in the u. S. Senate-
all of which we have condemned as bit
terly us we knew how. But then while
conjemning these should we upheld and
endorse equally shameful and demaguglcal
trickery In any other party-the so called
Republican party for instance? We do
not wish to be understood as condemning
the honest intentions of the mass Of eth
er party, but 1t is the men who have
got control of the machinery OF both
parties that are playing sheol with the
country. The State OF Ohio never passed
through rs disgraceful and dangerous
campaign as that OF last fall, based on
false issses, sham and deceit. And the
principle engineer in all this is to be re-
warded with the highest Office in the
| gift of the State.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08

Twcnty-two 90 three years sgo il was
regarded clever trick to capture and
spike the guns Of the enemy, mud better
elill was IL when their own guns and am
nniiion could be used upon them with
deadly effect. Last week We captured n
nix pound, brass piece. smooih bore, on
lie contested ground OF the Rube Egbert
ditch, loaded The same with Gridirons,
mud on the first round they hunted their
goier holes. Only Smith, of tho Gazeite,
has dared stick his head above ground
since, and fearing a flying Gridiron might
explode seems darcd aud dodges wonder
fully. But. like tie Irisman with the
Cleveland badge, there Ia enough leit
above ground TO show the label OF fraud" {"
upon which we will continue to train our
guns. They somewhat resemble the o..
iiich; fleeing from danger they stick lI,eir
beads 10 the sand, supposing they are hid,
when in fact he larger and brainier part
ia iearfuily exposed. oslriches syd such
plen are wonderfully and fearful, made.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08


"Abo Hos,atter." Mr.. Baluss, Of Bryan,
in letter to the Toledo Post, on the beau
lies oil northern Nebraska in The winter,
says: Coal is SIS per ton. Hay and corn
arc the chief iucl in use, and most people
use hay. People in the Eastern states
where coal, wood ann natural gas are
plenty, cannot conceive for moment
what difficulties people havesin keeping
warm In winter time. This country Ia one
Of the most beautiful in summer, but the
winter is just the reverse, and until this
part OF the state is fully developed the
homes'eader must suffer. For the man
who has money this is the country, but
the man without money had better keep
out. A family from Fulton county is my
nearest neighbor, They landed here in
July last and to-day they are in suffer
ing condition, rs hundreds OF others are.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08

The republicans nre preparing to re- dis
trict the city into thirty wards, oi nearly
equal population, aud Of compact form.
So says the party organ. and we presume
Its Information is correct. There is no
doubt that the change, when effected, will
efiectually preclude all hopes OH the part
OF the democrats of getting control of the
conncil again until tidal wave happens
along this way. We refer to the matter
merely as hint to the democrats that
the next time they have chance at redls.
tricting they should make all the wards
democratic, or take the advice OF the
Press, given two years ago, to let the
whole busiEess alone. Any efforts Of the
minority, either republican or democratic,
to defeat the popular will by juggling
ward boundaries is sure to meet with
rebuff, sooner or later. In this case il
came sooner than was expected Ciepcldnd
Press.
The Toledo Commercial Telegram Gays:
IA division of the Fifth ward of this city,
would, it is claimed, give the Republicans
two additional members of the council,
which would insure the control of that
body and the election OF republican city
officials" II wonld seem that the Jerry
Wandering process by both of the great po-
liticsl parties in the State il catchin' in
the cities.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
swIndllng the Farmers.

PrTTsBuRG, Jan. 9.-The Posts Keyser
w. Va, special, says: William Rafter
OF thus place, has succeeded in swindIing
large number of farmers and cattle deal
ers out OF considerable sums of money by
buying stock and giving worthless checka
on the National bank of Piedmont, w.
Va. John Day, of Grant county, is on,
$1,000; Frederick Bond 81 200, and quite
number Ut others from $500 up. The
stock was shipped enst as fas, as bought
and sold by n confederate.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
The prison patrol law has been declared

The prison patrol law has been declared
constitutional by the Supreme Court, and
will now be in force at the o. p. 1t will
apply to that class OF prisoners who are
not confirmed criminals, and Ia commen-
dable refcrmatory measure. Under this
law the hangers Of the prison are empow-
cred to release prisoner OF good record
upon parole. After leaving the prison,
the paroled convict must report TO the
managers ut regular intervals, and any vi
oiatien of the conditions Of the patrol rem.
ders him liable To be taken into custody
and compelled 10 serve out the tune xpired
maximum sentence for the crime of
which he was convicted. -Er,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08

Geo. II. Ferriss, the celebrated rife
maker, died at his residence at Utica, N.
Y, last week, aged GO years. His i'm
provements in rifles alomst revolutionire
the manufacture of riaed arms. and his
rifles not only stood frat in the United
States but in many European countries.
Dr. L. II. Pardee, who beat all comers
with one OF Mr.. FERRIS rifles, and who is
high authority on nfed arms, considered
Mr.. Ferriss the first rifle maker in the
worll
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08


Poor Ireland would not be happy for n
moment when happiness seems to be at
their doors. While the English press
protest that she shall not have home rule il
wond seem from the reports that the Par
nellites ARE in a'posilion to take that
same th,ag without thanks to anybody
except themselves. But right on the
heels OF this the Orange loyalists declare
that home rule in Ireland will inevitably
be followed by civil war. II requires two
TO get up fight as well as bargain, but
as the loyalisls number lees than one sixth
of the whole population they are not in n
good position, numerically, 10 force The
fighting, without material aid from the
English.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
A Captains Fortunate Discovery.

Capt. Coleman. schr. Weymouth, plying be-
tween Atlantic City and n. Y, had been troub-
led with a cough so that he was unable to
sleep, and was induced to try DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. 1t not only gave
him instant relief, but allayed the extreme sore
ness in his breast. His children were similar
ly affected and single dose had the same hap
py effect. DIR. King g New Discovery is now
the standard remedy in the Coleman household
and on board the schooner. Free Trial Bottles
Of this Standard Remedy at Taylor Miller's
Drug Store.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-01-08
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