The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-12-09
DRIc-A.DRAC.

ItC hlSS lS COlu, IN 1 DltSS is;
When man and woman kiss each other,
A different thing It's altogether.
Liberty is to have flame, poor girl-So |
glad!
A labor of love-DicSSing to call on ones
best girl.
Bald heads are not so badly fly spcckcd
as they were.
Love, like tear, arises in the eyes and |
falls to the breast
strike that is Il future is nearly always |
great misfortune.
1t takes two to make bar gain-thc Gus. |
toner and the bar tender
a wise man takes the bandagc oil his |
eye" and puts ii over his mouth.
palmistry is the next craze. Take the
hand OF the nearest young lady and study it,
| Soft soap is recommended as Il remedy
Tor cholera i'll both hogs and chickens.
Night keys, as Il rule, have their hardest
work to do in the morning.
| Rev. y. Waltz is the giddy uu,n2 of a
Ba''imH"c clergyman.
\ on &C not likely 10 find the "CUh
trnh" in the iCcman'S Till.
Fred Archer, the English Jockey. beat
everything but "Dcath on the Pale Horse. &"
fashionable woman with Il natura
complexion is something of Il curiosity.
Fish is good brain food, but it does seem
a pity, in some cases, to waste SO much fish
It's physiological fact it seems, that too
little chin and TOO much check makes bad
character.
An American lady's idea of a ballet girl
! is IAN open muslin umbrella, with two
pink handles"
Now, then, said the dancing master
) when he was setting his clock, all
hands around.
When young woman returns from
Paris she generally has Il clothes call from
7 her female friends
lhclc IS crow at Charcv0N. Mich.
that eau talk.-Er. We doubt if ne ever
speaks without cawS though.
, Christmas is drawing nearer and nearer
I every day, and the little folks are hctin.
t ming TO feel anxious about il.
: The richest of men are Frequently not
worth dollar; but it is when the tax a>.
SCISSOR calls
= The man who addresses letter Thomas
= lompkinS, Esq, Jr., can hardly criticisc
- The car conductor who says Mrs Lady.
y Japan boasts Of singing fish, It has
- musical scales, VIC presume IGrox SItl.
y t"9%. Caught on the harbor bar, probably.
k We presume MIR. John l.. Sullivan must
$ hr bad pcnman as the sporting papers arc
4 continually talking Of his "tcrriblc right. "
q writer spoken OF rs having cloulcn,
v passages tull Of dash has the daShcs put in
+ by the printers us side tracks to profanity
,, \ physician says: IF child docs not
IS Thrive on fresh milk, boil it," That is to,
j. severe. Why not spank it:
c If wealth, as some philosophers say. con
IS >tsts IN being cOntCntcd with what one has
c then poverty is universal.
/, The elevator boy doesn't look much like
q phlIahthroplst, nevertheless he has givcl
l. many man Il lift in the world
If The tobacco sheds of Connecticut wcr
/, damaged by the recent gales, and this new
o Sheds gloom over the Havana cigar busi
ness.
IT Hhc-l don't see why women shOulI no
v make rs good swimmers rs men. lie
O rS, but you see 4 swimmer has to krc,
r his mouth shut
ii Among the "hundrcd best books" I'M
1t p"rkctbooll ranks first. If it is sunccin,I,
It. robust, there will I've no difficulty in select
If ng the other 80.
Il when Il man Introduces himself 10
n porous plaster he must make up his mint
l. 10 stay with it until The brother act is CON
H. Ciidcd.
ct The boy who Culoils ,l fine ,i,,L, ,r
p mustard plaster is the same lad that roc
IA "AFlrsSiy forth to tackle bee, nest with
is handful of yellow switches
IN If oar yrjmhbnr'. c.,ir.,,, 49,,
l. ,y,lM TO our ,siim,to ~ .,, VI ~ wa
lr would he no known impcrlccIinn, in h,,
1t man character.
Life has no higher c>rmnIiti,.,tror -
st blind and slIhIimr r,i,h tiL,npl,Ic'''"l' ti'' "
y, lnan who is fond Of dogs placidN rn,ir,
1t sausage.
n It is the man who is Iiyiru ~ ,,,,,.
lg and happiness who ,,n,. ''',S WY III f"'iloI
1f when you axe in misery and saws: AZ Xcy
n P1r"""""'
s 1t curious fact fin, tlr,v ,rc ho,,h,,
n from cnrs Cn,;n, '''I' ,'D"N arc l'''I'E'
st hardly think that Il flea could sit still ion,
70 enough to lay IN egg
II Natural wit, which rmhodi,.. III. ,n,,.,,
l. Of rcpartcc and tlr obiiity In ,cII l"' ,,'%,,
II story in an entertaining way is an accom-