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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

An exchange is of the opinion that
if Bob Iugersoll had been wandering
around among the blue mud and vel
low fire developed by the earthquake
6: Charleston, he would have turned
mugwump on the hell question.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

An excruciadngly nice Young
woman riding with bright young
man, exclaimed at the sight of two
calves, "Oh! see those two little
cowlets." "You are Mistaken" said
the young fellow, "those are not cow
lets, but bullets
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

While sitting on an old stump, a
city visitor to a Massachusetts country
summer resort thought he heard the
rattle of rattlesnake He sprang to
his feet and rushed for the hotel,
bowling all the way as the rattling
grew louder, and finally fell down IN
swoon. A box Of sugar coated
pills that he had in his pocket was
the cause of his fright.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Solomon Ferris, of Bristo, Iowa
bought two short horn calves of Cor
nelius Miller, at the Tory Lake Short
Horn Farm, to take to Iowa. 1t does
not seem as though our Brule county
farmers could afford to let such stock
go out of the county. 1t looks as
though Iowa knows the value of
such stock better than Dakota.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Wall Street News, 3: 1t is asserted
on the authority Of Russian provin-
clal papers that thousands and thous-
ands of tons of wheat are lying rot
ting In river warehouses on the Volga,
and cannot be sold because the
present price of the grain would not
pay the cost of transportation to
foreign markets. At the same price
the Dakota farmer sells his wheat
and makes money.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

A man living in Brooklyn, Ohio
is said to be the father of 81
children all living. He was formerly
a brick layer, but doesn't work much
at his trade now. In the morning he
rises with the lark and takes his din
ner pail in hand, but before he gets
through kissing his family good bye,
1t is time to go to bed.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

While on his recent trip East L. D..
Bardin purchased big stock of goods
direct of the New York jobbers, and
at wonderfully low prices. The
goods are now coming daily, and he
invites the public through the col
umns of the GRAPHIC to an early in
spection of the goods and prices.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Ayers Ague Cure acts directly on
the liver and hillary apparatus, and
drives out the malarlal poison which
induces liver complaint and bilious
disorders. Warranted to cure, or
money refunded. Try it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Mrs. j. w. Herring, having dis
posed of her household effects, left
Tor Chicago Thursday morning to
join her husband.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The Plankinton Beacon has
changed hands, Mr.. Treat having
disposed of the paper to E. G. Ed
ridge. New proprietor will not go
much on prohibition.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

II. S. Dunlap, of K,mball, was ar.
rested recently for beating his wife
while intoxicated, and in default of
the payment of his fine was sent to
jail. The citizens of Kimball deserve
the thanks of the whole county for
their prompt action in dealing with
that class of criminals, for sake of the
example if nothing more.-P1haoa,aa
Press.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

John Kyle, editor of the Gam
Valley Sentinel, started for Rockford,
Ill. yesterday morning, where he has
been summoned by the serious illness
of his mother.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

d. w. Butler left for Sprnigdale,
Iowa yesterday morning, at which
place Mrs. Butler will join him, and
from there they proceed to Minneap-
oils for few DAYS visit.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Congressman Hill, of Ohio, author
of the Hill bill for the division of
Dakota, has been attending the
Huron fair this week, where he was
given grand reception. He was in
Mitchell yesterday where he was
alike enthusia stically received.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

When.th well house is painted and
completed the council should see that
no bills or notices of any kind are
pasted or tackled up on 1t to spoil its
appearance.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The coroner's jury investigating
the }taddock murder case at Sioux
City brought in sealed verdict. We
oplne that the murderer will never
be found-or at least convicted.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Lightning struck saloon in Kan
sas City the other day, and killed 4
man who was waiting for the bar
tender to mix him drink. Usually
the lightning is in the whisky.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Until Ours Gets Started


The White Lake mill has been
closed under executions and mort
cages. This will undoubtedly give
the Plankinton mill large amount
of work.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

A north Dakota man walked rs
miles into Devils Lake to pay note.
The average man would walk ten
times that distance to avoid doing
Just that thing.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The legislative district convention
meets in Mitchell today. T. T.
Mentxer, of Mitchell, is the choice Of
Dawson county for the Legislature.
Aurora county had its delegate con-
Vention Yesterday.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The new postal cards are to be
printed in black on white cards. The
head of Jefferson will be on the up-
per right hand corner.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

w. F. Parker, formerly of the
Chamberlain Register, and A. j.
Waterhouse, of Mitchell, bought a
newspaper in Santa Anna, Cal, a
small town 20 miles south of Los
Angeles.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

With earthquakes, volcanoes, burst
ing artesian wells, and politics, it is
about time for man with a scaly
conscience to take to the woods.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Mrs. II. s. Dunlap and baby bid
adleu to kitnball on Monday last and
started for Elkhorn, Wis, where she
will for the present reside.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The great international yacht race
was sailed by the Maytlower and the
Galatea Tuesday, resulting in a VIC
tory for the American sloop.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

There were just fourteen hunting
dogs on the westbound train last Sun.
day, going to the sporting fields of
Brule county.-NitcheN Repu6ican.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The Chamberlain Democrat sug.
gests the idea of bonding the county
for the purpose of sinking an artcs,an
well in every township. AS this
would require the issuing of about
$4,000 in bonds the scheme is to i'm.
practical for moments consideration.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

During recent address to a Sun,
day school, George w. Gable, the
novelist, remarked: 81 have five chill
dlen at home and half of them are
girls" "Tha,'s lie" said one of
the little fellows, but Gable replied
that it wasn't, for the other half were
girls also.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The Postmaster General Is intro
ducing for sale at the principal post
offices "1he United States Letter
Sheet Envelope" a unique device for
correspondence through the mails.
1t is combination in one of letter
sheet, envelope and the new postage
stamp Of the denomination of 3 cents,
hearing the military portrait of Gen
eral Grant. They will be sold at the
rate of s23 per 1000, IN any desired
quantities, separately or in packages or
pads of twenty five, fifty, or 100 each,
or folded in encased packages of
twenty-five each, especially adapted
for use when travelling The letter
sheet envelope is pretty novelty and
great convenience, and will un-
doubtedly be very popular.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10
Chronic Rheumatism Cured.

Chronic Rheumnttsm Cured.
Ny effort IN seeking a remedy to
relieve and cure chronic rheumatism
after enduring its tortures tor more
than seven years was happily brougt
to an end within the past year in the
use Of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. l
used five bottles and for one cannot
say TO much in praise of this medi-
cine. l take great pleasure in reco.
mendlng it to my neighbors, and any
one suffering bodily pains, give it a
trial. Mrs. N. NJ. Peters,
Des Moines, Iowa.
Sold by f. E. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

The fire tiend seems to hold a
grudge against Charles Walker, a
former resident of Kimhall. His
house here came near going up in
smoke one cold night in the winter
OF 1884 5, and on the evening of the
End inst. the rented house occupied
by him in Fulton, Ky. burned to the
ground, including all its contents,
save stove, a chair, dining table and
few articles not worth mentioning.
MIR. &. Mrs, Walker were away
from home at the time. A lamp left
burning Is supposed to be the origin
OF the fire. There was an insurance
Of $500 on the contents Of the house.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10
sCRoFULA

I do not believe that
Ayers S,,rsaparilla has
TN equal as n remedy
for Scrofulous HUI
mors. 1t is pleasant
to take, gives strength
and yigor to the body,
and produces a more
permanent, lasting, re-
suit than any medicine
l ever used.-E.
Haines, No. Lindale, 0.
l have used Ayers
Sarsal'arilla, In my fam.
lily, for Scrofula. and
know, II it is taken
faith fully, 1t will
thoroughly eradicate
this terrible disease. =
w. f. Fowler, NJ. D.,
Grecnyille, Tenn.
For forty years I
have suffered with Ery-
sipelas. / hnve tried
all sorts of remedies
for my complaint, but
found no relief until I
com M e need using
Ayers Sarsaparilla.
After taking ten bot
ties OF this medicine I
am completely cured.
= Mary c.. Amesbury,
Rockport, Me.
l have suffered, for
years, from Catarrh,
which was so severe
that 1t destroyed my
appetite and weakened
my system. Af.er try
Ing other remedies.
and getting no relief, t
began to take Ayers
Sarsaparilln, and, III n
few months, was cured.
Susan l.. Cook, 900
Albany ST., Boston
Highlands, Mass.
Ayers snrsnparilla
Is superior to any blood
purifier that l have
ever tried. 1 liave
taken 1t for Scrofula,
Canker, and Salt
Rheum, and received
much benefit from It.
1t is good. also, for =
weak stomach. MiIlle
Jane Peirce, South
Bradford, Mass.
arsapariIIa,
Aver & Co. Lowell, Mass.
six bottles, So.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Messrs Bardin, Brenne and Harker
d Bird are all getting in big stocks
OF dry goods for the fal. trade.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

Take dose of ST. Patrick's Pills
when you want good physic. They
are thoroughly reliable and pleasant
in their effect. Sold by F. E. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-09-10

St. Patrick's Pills not only physic,
but cleanse the stomach and remove
all morbid matter from the intestines
Their effect is pleasant aud thorough.
Sold BY +. E. Miller.
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"Too bad too bad An are you
guilty, Frank r.
IL gness l am. judge. I'm afsased
they can prove it on me-"
''Oh. my boy, this il awful
He walked away to a window, whore
he stood some time retlt citing aud then
returned and raid
"L"okes here, boy: Burglary is An
ugly ch.rge. an Id rn,ler see you
y"uked up fur kiln somebody or .tea
In sonethiu. kin sec only one way
fur you I" git out Of it All escape goim'
to Jail. III tell you what m kick the
case out court an see that it's not
rung in agin dnrin'm my administration.
Capt. jack Crawford, IL the New
York World.
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No C,eddit Fur Law:

A few days after his installation into
ONCE a young couple appeared before
him to get married. Jimmy was in u
%quandary. He had never seer the mar
riage ceremony performed, and, telling
the candidates t.. be seated, he jumped
on . horse aud galoped to a ranch u
half mile distant to consult the only
law book in the county, a small work
entitled Every Man His Own Law
yer" He searched its pages closely,
but could find nothing bearing upon
the subject. aud in despair he gal!oped
back to Clancy's saloon and consult
ed the boys. One of them, a recent
arrival from the States, explained to
the old man how he should conduct the
ceremony. He listened attentively, and
when the teudsrfoot had concluded his
explanation, said:
"Say. young fslIer, you jist hop over
thar an splice EN- an I'll give you S.
for the job,'
"But that wouldn't be legal, Uncle
Jimmy. l am not an officer, and have
no authority to perform a marriage Ger
emory"
'D-m the authority You jist
bulge lahead an marry EN- an this
court III approve the proceeding and no
body's going ter kick. They're cussed
fools fur goin' to all this trouble o. git
sin . ceremony in this country anyhow
an you kin marry 'em good enough for
all practical purposes, Jist hop over
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Now is the time to order one of the
famous Evans Corn and Pea Plant
ers from r. X. McB,ide, agent at
Thihodaux.
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JUSTICE IN THE FAR WEST.

Back in the early days. when the
ship # civilization was underwriting t"
pusli it's pow up the valley OF the
Platte and hrawny wo,kmrn were spI
king down the l. lin of the Union Pnrlt
ic railroad. the proceedings in some OF
the courts of Justice were peculiar.
The couutry wa. wild. and hostile IN
dianscha.ed the buffalo ovrr,the grO"nd
where prosperous towns and villages
now stand.
Lawyers were about IN scarce as they
are in the promised land, and Justice,
moi beng provided with the traditional
scxle., Performed -oine remarkable
2uesew"rk At that time | was in the
Indian service aud for II time was sta
toned ut Lone Tree. in the beautiful:
valley Of the Platte. The town eoh,i-t
ed Ut n half-dozen hastily constructed
houses, the majority built Of sod.
There were u few .ett!ers near the
town. hardy phone us. who had taken
up government land and who lived in
constant danger of attack from Satan.
early corps, the Sioux.
Que IF the eccentric characters of
the towu was Jimmy Crane, il time
beaten ftoniiersman. u~neducat-d. un
polished aud. rs II travelling m%issi"na
~ ouce said. ungodly. HIS life had
been spent west Of the auburn waters
of the Missouri and he knew as little Of
the way Of civilization ns an Apache
knows 0f the modern plan of salvation.
He was a dead shot with "a rifle. All nr
dent poker player, but aside from these
he had 40 religious accomplishments
worth speaking of.
Bill Bennett. tho ~justice of the peace
in aud tor that precinct. had a misun
Outstanding mi night with Jerry Man
o over the very important point Of
who played low in q game Of seven up.
and after the funeral it became necessn
TyitO elect a maj to succeed him. With
that spirit Of recklessnrss which charac
terizes the frOntiersman and as a rich
joke the b"ys nominated Jimmy and,
to %carryiOut the joke, elected him. The
high honor 80 unexpectedly thrust up
on the old man broke him all up. but
he at nee rose to the dignity of the pc
sition and began 10 comb hi. hair daily.
There were vaguerumors fitting about
the settlement that he had taken to
wearing socks. These slanderous III
mors, however. he indignantly denied.
and ever went 50 far as to make threat.
of heavy fnos for contempt of court if
they were persisted in. His knowledge
of law and of the duties of his position
WAS limited-in fact he didn't know
the Difference between q writ of repl-v
in and an act OF congress, and could
not distinguish y peace warrant from
the ten commandments, but he as
sumed the responsibility fearlessly,
and smiled benigniy when the boys ad
dressed him as Judge" He deter
mined to do a cash business right from
the start, and with the aid ola marking
brush and a pine board the space above
his cabin door soon bore the inscription :
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