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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that letters of
administration on the estate of VI. t. Full
lerton, deceased, were granted to the un-
designed on the 10Th day of February,
1886, by the probate court of Pettis coun-
ty, Missouri.
All persons having claims against said
estate are required to exhibit them for al
lOwance To the administrator within one
year after the date of said letters, or they
may be precluded from any benefit of
such estate; and ii such claims be not ex-
hibited within two years from the date of
this publication, they shall be forever
barred
This 18th day of March, 1886.
Sangree & Lamm, GEo. w. FULLERTON,
Attorneys. Administrator.
2-9S4t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16

How . wIde-Awaks Engineer Cured
squeaking Engine"

How . wIde-Awsks Engineer Cured Q
squeaking Engine"
The pslatial steamer Mary Powell
was on her daily trip up the Hudson. A
number OF passengers had gathered
around the open door of the engine
room. looking with interest at the move
ments of the ponderous machinery.
Among the passengers was Sam Foster.
q New York gentleman, who is q prsc-
teal joker. He is 8 young man of
means and was elegantly dressed. He
is moreover a very good amateur VEN
triloguist.
NOW, bows" said Foster, ''let us
have some fun with the engineer"
A creaking, squeaking noise was heard
among the machinery. The engineer
was SOMEWHAT startled. and he lubri-
Gated various and sundry parts of the
machinery with great industry and an
oil can. The latter contained half .
pint of oil.
Foster nudged one of his boon CON-
paniOns in the ribs, and pretty soon the
machinery squeaked again. Once moro
the engineer claimed down . suspected
piston by amounting It with his slleviator.
The squeaking still continued. aud Fos-
ter pointed out the place that needed
oiling Once more the engineer took
his alleviator. and removing the cork,
poured the contents down the back of
the festive Foster. and over his forty
dollar suit of clothes.
There" said the engineer, al don't
think that crank will squeak again in
hurry. "-Teras Settings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
STATE OF MISSOURI

COUNTY OF PETTIS.
In the circuit court OF Pettis county, in
vacation to the May term, 1886.
Rosetta Hall, plaintiff, VS.. John B. Hall,
defendant. Now at this day comes the
plaintiff herein, by her attorneys, Sangree
Il Lamm, and files her petition and affida-
Wit, alleging, among 9th, r things, that de-
PENDANT, John b. Hall, is not a resident of
the state of Missouri. Whereupon it is or
dered by the clerk in vacation that said de-
fendant be notified by publication that
plaintiff has commenced suit
against him in this court, the
object and general nature of
which is to dissolve the bonds of matrimo-
ny heretofore contracted between the afore-
said plaintiff and defendant, on the
grounds, among other things, of the deser-
ton of the said plaintiff by the said defend
ant and his failure of the said defendant
to support her, and unless the said defend
ant, John B. Hall, be and appear at this
court, at :he next term thereof, to be begun
and holden at the court house In the city
of Sedalia, in said county, on the first
Monday of May next, and on or before the
sixth day of said term, if the term shall so
long continue, and if not then on or be-
fore the last day of said term, answer or
plead to the petition in said cause, the
same will be taken as confessed, and judg-
nent will be rendered accordingly.
And it is further ordered that a copy
hereof be published, according to law, in
the weekly Sedalia BAzN., a newspaper
printed and published in Sedalia, Pettis
county, Missouri, tor Jour weeks success
lively, the last insertion whereof shall be
at least four weeks before the commence
ment of the said May term of this court.
Attest: b. III. INGRAM, Circuit clerk.
a true copy from the record.
Sangree & Lamn., Plaintiff S attorneys.
2-I6-4u
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16

pilgrimage in 1924, the story Of
which so thrilled the world upon his
return to civilization-this idea is not
easily assimilable. If we had not in
these times acquired the habit of
mental adjustment to facts of the
most startling description, such an idea
would be beyond our grasp. Truly.
1.-The old order changeth'' at rate
hitherto unknown in history.-Chicaoo
Neacs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR WITH
WILL ANNEXED

Notice is hereby given, that letters of
administration, with will annexed, on the
estate of Cord Kahrs deceased, were grant
I'd to the undersigned, on the 1st day of
March, 1886, by the probate court of Pettis
county, Missouri.
All persons having claims against said
estate are required TO exhibit them ia nae,
for allowance within one year after the
date of said letters, or they may be pre-
cluded from any benefit of such estate, and
if such claims be not exhibited within two
years from The date OF this publication,
they SHALL be forever barred
This 4th day of March, 1886.
LOUIS III. KAHRs,
Administrators with will annexed.
SANGREE Il LAMM, Attorneys.
O-QU1t
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16

Twas troubled with Chronic Catarrh and
gathering in my head, was very deaf at times
had discharges from my ears, and was unable
to breathe through my nose. Before the second
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm was eIhaustedI
was cured aud to-day enjoy sound health.-C
]. Borbin, 923 Chestnut st., Field Manager.
Philsdelphia Pub. House, Pa See adv't.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16
LIFE AND Crime OF BILL FOX !!

The life and murderous crime of BILL FOX,
one of the most noted criminals ever In the
west executed at Nevada, Mo-, December e.
1883, has been published in pamphlet form, IL
Illustrated. The book gives the full details Of
the trial of Fox for the murder of T. w. Howard,
May 20, 1888, and the confession of his muir
der, duplicating the woman, Mrs. Rose.
Price 1Oc. Address,
j. WEST GOODWIN
Sedalia Mo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16

"A new guide book mentions that
''the city proper is surrounded by the
suburbs" Guide books occasionally
stumble on a great truth, but we must
insist on having the news broken gently.
A sudden shock like this may be dan
gerous. --Pittsburoh Chroniols.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-03-16

The Moon would be Q good name
for quarterly magazine.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
Chinese Tanning Processes.

The process by which Chinese leather
acquires its peculiar characteristics s
described as follows: The skins are
put into tubs containing water, salt
peter and salt, and after thirty days arc
taken out, the hair is shaved off, and
the skins we'll washed in spring water;
each hide Is then cut into three pieces
and well steamed, which is done by
passing them several times backward
and forward over o steaming oven
further, each piece is stretched out sep
arately over a fiat board and secured
with nails, so as to dry gradually and
thoroughly in the sun. The smoke Of
the oven makes the leather black, and
II 1t is desired to have it of a yellow APP
pearance, it is rubbed over with water
in which the fruit Of the so-called
wongchee. tree has been soaked. Chi
caQo Shoe end Leather ReUieu.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
SMALL REPUBLICS.
A"o Ancient States In Europe Of Which
the World Seldom Hears.

Two Ancient States In Europe Of Which
the World Seldom Hears.
There are in Europe two small re.
pabllcs which make 80 little noise in the
world that many people do not know Of
their existence, One Of them, the re-
public of San Marine, is the smallest
and one of the Oldest States of Europe.
1t is near the Adriatic, hemmed in on
all sides by Italian territory, and has an
area Of thirty-two square miles and
5000 population.
Over fifteen hundred years ago a
Christian stone mason named Marine,
fleeing from the terrible religious per-
secutions of the Emperor Diocletian,
took refuge on an almost inaccessible
mountain. He became a hermit, and
the fame of his sanctity and of his So
cure mountain retreat brought to him
other fugitive Christians, VINO founded
a little Christian colony in the pagan
world Of Rome. In the thirteenth
century their descendants created
an independent republic in their little
territory, and it has lived to this day,
unscathed by the storms Of the middle
ages or the political convulsions of mod
ern Europe. Its laws are made by the
Chamber of Deputies, composed of sixty
members, elected by the people for life,
and drawn from the mobiles, the mer-
chants and the peasant proprietors, each
class having twenty representatives.
The executive power is vested in a re-
gent chosen every six months from
members Of the chamber. A few years
ago the republic concluded a treaty of
protective friendship with Italy.
The other little State is the republic
Of Andorra, which lies on the southern
slopes Of the Pyrenees, between French
and Spanish soil. Its independence
dates from the days of Charlemagne.
Six thousand people live in the little
valleys. whose soil is so poor that they
have to import most of their food, pay
ing for it with the products Of their iron
and other mines. No power has ever
sought to deprive these m%ountaineels
Of their independence. They are gov
erned bya council Of twenty-four per-
sons, elected by the whole people.-M
Y. Sun.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
BLADDER DISORDERS:

stantly coursing through these organs
ducing the intense suffering. s
the form of Gravel, which in its descen
the acid solidifies in the Bladder, prod
Cure" has restored thousands OF ems
fectively corrected the tendency to
comparison with all other remedie
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
PULLING a TOOTH.

WY the Humane Societies Of h Country
Should BE R~eOrssnixed.
Henry Bergh never consults q dem
fist or he would reconstruct the Society
for the Prevention Of Cruelty to Ami
mails.
The modern dentist, who was un-
doubtedly intended for . blacksmith,
takes you into an upstairs Office and
seats you at 3 front window, as he says,
for light; you know that he is IN league
with the man acros the street, who.
from an opposite window, is studying
you digestive economy, and who seems
to have wagered that the dentist
couldn't get his fist quite down your
throat.
And this is the way he pulls your
tooth:
Take that chair, please. Now which
tootha"
This one"
"Ah, yes
"Ow-Ow-oh! The other one!"
"Well, then, just q little wider
there now"
Kasp-punch, scrape-
"O-oo-ooh!" and you break loose
and expectorate.
Doctor" you gasp, wouldn't it DO
better to blast it outp"
"Nonsense-open your mouth"
Heaven! Take me for the african
WORD swallowerp'" .
Little wider!"
Gurgle-gasp-
"Guch! that's killing mer'
'Just one more pull-noww
Up. up you 60; you see the milky way
tying itself into o love knot; your eyes
bulge out, there is a roaring in your
'ars, . Grassland you see the dentist
With the troublesome molar In his for
.eps. GRIM ng as though it were the
anniesf thing In the world. -Ds.roI
Vree Press
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
LOSS OF
Why It Is Absolutely Necessary That Man
Should Have Two Ear

Why It Is Absolutely Necessary That Man
Should Have Two Ears.
Dr.. Williams, of st. Louis, thus ex-
plains the necessity of having two ears:
'Sound travels by waves radiatingf from
a central point of disturbance, like the
waves are caused by dropping a pebble
into still water. So far as the hear ng
of each individual is concerned, these
a move in a direct line from the
cause of sound to his ear, the impact being
greatest in the ear that is nearest to the
source. The eject, in this respect, Of
the total loss of hearing in one ear
was forcibly illustrated by the
statement of a patient who consulted
me recently. He lived in a wild portion
of Tennessee, and spent a good deal of
his spare t me In the woods, hunting
squirrels. accompanied only by his dog.
An explosion suddenly destroyed the
hearing in one cal. After this acct
dent, while in the woods, he found that
he could hear his dog bark, but for the
life of him he could not locate the di-
rection OF the sound, even when quite
close to him, and he was compelled to
take a little boy along with him to find
the dog. After a time persons learn to
correct, to a limited extent, the errors
in estimating distances after the loss of
vision, but the effect of the loss of an
ear upon the estimation of the direction
of sound is never corrected."-M Y.
Post.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
There Was a Difference.

"Boy!" she called from a side vim
dow, 'you get off'n that fence!"
'Do you rent or ownP" he inquired.
1--WE own this place, and you get
off,.
mortgage on it'
mo. there's no mortgage on it"
.Tien I'll hitch yer the line to tho
next fence That woman dasn't drive
rue of, for she's two months behind in
ber reut.r-UeHoI Free Press.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
Cheek Pure and Simple.

els the lady of the house IMP" asked
q tramp Of the servant, who rang the
door bell of one of the stateliest man.
sions in Austin.
'De lady OBJ de house don't colne to
de do to talk wild de likes OBJ YOU"
"'Then," said the tramp, eIevating
the remnant of a hat with a grace Ches-
terrified might have envied, tell the
lady of the house a gentleman wishes to
speak with her in the parlor. "-1eras
Siflinqs.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
An Anxious OLD Man.

.Ma," said Clara, II think I'll have
nv new seal brown suit trimmed with
bows to match"
"Humphv' said her father, .youwon't
succeed"
"Why not, pap
'Well. none Of your beaux seem to
match. IN. J. Sun.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
1uLL or FUN.

wing question-whas 20 you
,or bosrd'- TEXAS Siding"
a'f c.,snbus Dapssea. Aproper name
%,S. Who Is crazy ON the subject
n : ~; : trov.srs-
q 's' sss,p.foot vein Of pure white
IN discovered In the hills
sa'lI - - Rock, Idaho. No such luck
Pc NV England milkmen. -S0''o"
' ..s.. hare, Tom. it looks as Il you
irving to cultivate the Widow
w. ..Well, Charlie, to tell the
ls .',''l I an trying to rid her Of weeds"
chicago Ns~s ..,s ,....r hovo ,.f.
"a. Host-Will you take in my
pn ' !, Flaw, MAORI She always goes
s'e With . stick, you know.-Pa"'A.
whoy!-" Whose pigs are those. my
'.,,, :Whoy. they belong to that
~. rio sow" mo; I mean who is
4. mssterp" "Whoy." again an
l ~, the lad, '.that little un; he's a
rrs IN to dght!"-M y. Ledger.
New York doctor says that men
!. have the headache are the most
''mnathetic. II there was ever a man
lin tho headache who cared . copper
INV soon the whole world stubbed ita
~ and broke its nose he ought to DO
mt on exhibition. Detroit Free Press.
-"Sue Fitzpercy has q large amount
:, .iry persiaage," remarked the high.
rhool girl. "Have you noticed it,
Imvr II noticed she had . trem en-
,dous big hustle, Mildred, but l didn't
NOW the dictionary word for it"
Ausburyh Chronicle Telegraph.
-Mistress-Didn't the alarm clock
NJ Off Bridget--It must have whit of,
for I can't FONT 1t this mornin'!
Mistress-Why. what did you do with
h, Bridget jist laid it on the shed
IN the back yard. mum, SO that it
vouldn't annoy me.-Judge.
Professor Ito foot Of botany CLASSY
Mention some Of our common trees.
Budent-Ash, maple, elm, larch. To-
rust, spruce. pine, horse--Uaking
,resth). Professor (prompting)-Chest-
nut? Shdent-All right, sir, If you've
lesrd EN- before, Ill stop.
"A dispute arose between two Spruce
treet newspaper boys. and the usual
rcument was resorted to. "I'll bet yer
7 c%ents!" shouted one "F' cehtsl''
the other. expectorating dis
but copiously. 'Fi' cents!
w. l wuddent put me hand in me
ocket for f. cents!'-Puck.
-"well. my man. said q military
oc.or to 8. patient who had been on
low Diet for a long time, show are
PUP" ''Much better, SIR" "Could
On eat a small chicken today" "That
could, SIR" What would you like 1t
utfsd WITH" "Please, your honor, l
ould like it stuffed with another
lloken. "-Prairic Farmer.
III would like to get my life insured
your company" said an aged man to
Q president Of q life insurance COM
NY. my dear sir, we can't accom-
you. You have only . short
ne to live" That's where you are
Z I'm the oldest inhabitant-never
'ew HIM to die, did you?" replied the
ly old customer Texas Siftsmga
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
The Most Effective and Popular
Remedy Ever Discovered.
WHY rs III so EFFECTIVE IN SO WANY
DIFFERENT DISEASES?

vX1HY one remedy can affect so many caesS this: The diseases have a common
wv cause and a remedy that tear affect the cause, permanently cures Al he diseases.
Unlike any other organ in the body, the Kidney when diseased, may ITSELF be free from
p an snd me eeyyYTy tact nt I'll sntp painful leads many people .iH9,a @y :Mn saa s ease ,i Bs
xconvvey Tw aPW Hs"s euaa T I'm mas Jew lew any Mm nsIws% Saa,smIh ~ Hma a. na"ntH.M.e H eMas
teM: W ~ donoto pena watch sect tth gdng Ms in Goi order: WcSckat the hands or
the as s e%i%sen % aSSs t ys IS sns N sS aass ne K 3 H1 u Di kEs = po@ @ IS s sy oaeI Ta%s
ing Common and Unexpected
cVll0Tnllo Back ache; UnMsMas! desire to urinate at acht; Flutehng,a and
NJmPI lIMA . pain in neh heart: TTedF Feelings; Unusual amonnto Of Sredsy frofh -
Va" nutas umo !. rate; 1nMatea hota nd dry skin FMEls appetite @ltnEs @S5nmj
pale, or sc0ntN HOC + dNrk-cOlOred trNfer; Sour Stomach; IteaHbunw with Ds
pepsa; Intense pain, upon sudden excitement in the smano 1.-THE BACK; deposit Of asu:
Pneumonia Dr9scaI dwellings; Red or white bmk lust atbunen % f"be casts IN
tne ar0ter; Constipation alternating with LoosenesS Shorh BREATH trrNy ana Bronchial
affections; Yenowsh pale skin ETC.
II, Thesean comfy the CHEZ disorders or symptoms caused By aatease condition OF 1.-The
nsosty y q % are s5 svs0 shm i ss1 Nls By 1 ss sss1s s RSsrs is is XNSInSs,aA EEEEE ASyfTef.I r. +:
1t doesc cure many badH State Of thes ytem precisely as vel have ihdhutl Now when the kid.
neys are diseSed the albumen the life property of the blood escapes through thrw walls and
poison "a ths blood, that dreuatngt throughout the enure body "feets ece'y or'
EF IEEeTi y ME EGfeHSay HTERX yaYESnSs5iff ESAN5 s eH u nps Is ra e h Il :
1Msnber Of eM1 Elects 5%a the SYSTEM. Lev u note J9e' Of tse dieasssa and
theya affected by kidney poison, ad cured by
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-12-25
" WARMERS SAFE CURE. "

A
nnMcllllnTlnu In great many caes CONSUMPTION is only the erect Of a diseased
IIJVNuMR HIN condition of the system and nota an ongmM disease If hekdneysa re
~ ] inactive ad there anyn aturalw weakness il thel nnE. the kidney
poison attacks their "tstance and erentMauy they tcaste aMay and are
soon hecomesa fostering sore and is evemuanyde destroyed Thek kidney pos"na cd in the bloc
kidneys arr aMng will have grave attacks of Pneumonia in the sprns ON year. rng
s. sssss ssss sS S sT$ s h ss 81; : s1s! %sH1:s s; : sASk! iS S * ~ " : M% = 81 q re-, .s 81 3 a sss y
the lungs.
IMPAIRED EYE SIGHT Y !; - :; s ~: ~ g !: ; C.; q "a ~ s ss: e. .sSs srsT sa ss'"@;
have written us exprsings surprise thatarera thorough couseof uoarmen With - Warmers
SAGE Cure n !" their z Mght r9 : s ees,, c cnn::tt'K K as"P pre- "a him In tat S one s SMhe n n,
reason WIN So manyp enec complain Of failing eyesrht early in lie is that Ill UNCONSCIOUS to
their Kidneys hare been III Of order fr years, and the kidney poison
is gradually running 1.-THE ySem.
nnlllan ~ MIRO tits @ welknown fact recently shown anew, thto opium, morphine,
UtIUm hAbIIS s s%s me- gasky SrHssns o ea either hos en 1sn a gsa. ms Sa IWT t he FN yss
organs TIE appetite e Ie,sl:ped aHd ssstainsdI and ne best an.,O;1nxs state
reetored ia. perfect health. For this purpose leading metnal authorities" after thor
s s%a ass asspa % ct ~ ism%, u.s. s r. 11 cu S beng the only specific for '"s organs ha'
njDclDlllf loal Every reputable physician wl tell yut that rheumatism scaused by
HfIIMhI INN an acid condition of the systen. With some It is nca acid or kidney
."e o"'"s w poison: iD Others, tits Ntic acid, or liver poison. This acid conIi-
s sss" /: s" s:s ts y t% %:s'naatf r. : ssg s%:e Y . C o.r fssb ass %ss " 'sas es ss s e
entirely sddMd These acids produce III he various forms oil heumahs - warmers
H. ss%$$ Il: ss 4 %S ss* :W Fl s91 sa1 cur. "w s:%SSsss & SsE TT Rheumatic Cure
m RnnPn nlonnnPno Grss sand other high medical authorities say that most Of
klAUJtk uNukUtkS ae baidrd diseases rtginate ~Mrh false nction
santy soantngt through he@ organs nnamesa N @Yntuany@ .c@m he msr msnma1e pro
the rno Of GraveL whchn Msd descent to the bladder produces idneHr oiic. Soneints
the acid ondihesi int heBadderp producing akMlcMs . = stoae nnWarners SAFE
fcnveyc corrected the tndHy to the formation OF gravel lana tna 1t challenges
comparison wiha III oherr euedesi this work.B Buy to-day,
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1886-11-12

than it is to own one.horse inebriate
home for ten years on credit.
"Those who have read Pizcm7vced for the
past three years will remember that it has
not been regarded as an outspoken tenn
perance organ. We have never claimed
that for it. We have simply claimed that,
SO lnr as we were personally concerned,
we could take liquor or we could leave il
alone. That has always been our theory.
We still make that Claim. Others have
said the same thing, but were unable to do
as they advertised. We have been taking
it right along, between meals, for ten years.
We now propose, and do still in this pros
pectus that we will let it alone. We leave
the public to judge whether or not we can
do what we claim"
After the foreman had set up the above
editorial he went to speak to the editor, but
he was still slumbering. He shook him
mildly, but he did not wake. Then Elijal,
took him by the collar and lifted him up
SO that he could see the editors face. It
was pale, silent face, bearing the CHASTITY
mark Of the old 49,"
He had demonstrated that he "could
drink and let It alone"
The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1886-11-12
PERSONALS.

Howard Sebree, president OF the S., F.
& w. Co., is in town.
Geo. Rippey, ofthe Lemhi valley, Idaho,
spent few days in town visiting friends.
A. Noteware and wife, Of Lemhi valley,
Idaho, was in town this week purchasing
supplies for winter.
c. r. Byther and family have moved to
Dodge, Lewis & Clarke county, where
they will reside in the future.
Mrs. E. French, Of Argenta, who has
been visiting her daughter at Butte for two
weeks returned home Wednesday.
w. B. Devoll, OF Bannack, took the U.
& N. train Tuesday evening for the East
where he will spend the winter. Geneva,
N. Y, is his objective point.
Rev. c. e. Frost, Of Butte, who is to be
be the first pastor Of the Baptist Church of
Dillon, is in town. He will occupy
the pulpit Of the new church during the
winter, anyway, and it is hoped he can be
secured for longer term.