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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

A Bowdoin college student who saws he
nAs been there. gives his views on the ro-
nance and profit of spending the summer va
cation hotel waiter. He SAYS the sum
mer months are given the student to rejuveE-
ate his mental faculties and tone VI, hIS phYSi-
cal constitution. and se-mS to think the one
is not accomplished by association with the
help usually employed around hotels or the
other by sleeping IN laundrleS or under bowl
ing alleys
As to the financial success of the scheme he
equally skeptlcal, his experience seeming 20
have been that the cooks got the greater part
OF Lis perqulslres or wages, emphasizing their
demands, when he was disposed 10 lie less
generous than they wished, by furnishing
such poor food at the table presided over by
him that the guests rose in rebellion. He
WIS forbidden to talk 10 any Of the guests
and ordered to kee>r Ill the back part OF the
house 1t Is 10 be Presumed that next season
he will seek som. more Cnngenlal field, per
haps Maine hayleld Then again. to form
the habit of the lackey 10y living on fees. l.
mentally if not financially belitthng, unless
one is bent on purely psychological study.
The Orient
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
LIBRARY NOTES,

The judge for today March 13l has a
tine c"l"red cartoon representing Cleveland
A. "Fal>taff IL Fin" The descriptive text
of the Judges Shakespeare IS A. follows:
FNSr,It ClK,tIN>u "tiiNt YOU r,1,,na ra.
.s,,.r1. "n "ompulSi"u, II reasons Wrr'' - pirH
" E> black berries. | would give n" man a rta
son upon rumpUISlnn. /
PANE HAMA Epvl Np~-"Nh hat trick. what
device, what starting hole camSt thou nov lnd
uut t" hide thee from this open and apparent
shame"
Mis- PeiNada, the new novel bv
Sidney lll>ka. j, announced for early pub
nration by Ca>Sell ~ Company. Ii is an
adv ancr upon the authors first novel. As
it was Written, and will please an even
larger audience. The story begins with
the very first page and there i II" let up
ill the end i reached.
Emma Marshall. who counts her
readrrN by the hundred thousand, has new
novel in the press of CaSSelI Il Company.
1t is called No MIL The Story of the Lost
NestaI. Ancient Rome is the scene Of the
story and the. ancient Romans are the dra-
matiS persona.
The March number of The PGWSY Is as
bright AMI winning As its flower nameSake.
ran>l j. only ten cents a number. H.
L"thrup ~ Co.. Rn~t"u. Mass.
The Naval History of the Civil War will
he full. complete and authntic hiStor!
OF the marvellous growth. mighty achieve
meut>. and daring deeds Of our navy during
the memorable years of the civil war, by
Admiral David u. Porter. /. 5. y. This
long looked for volume tells the naval side
of the story Of the civil war. 1t does for
the navy what General Grants Personal
Memoirs" does for the army. The work
will BE- sold by subscription. The pub
fishers are Hubbard Bros. Philadelphia.
The Great Conspiracy. Its. Origin and
History, is John A. I.ogans impartial and
faithful review Of the causes and occurrences
which led to the great civil war. illustrated
with purtrsits of the leading statesmen of
the period covered by the book. The work
will bc published by \. l. Hart II Co., in
one volume. octave size. OF about 700 pages,
from new plates. on fine book paper. and
substantially bound. ami be sold only by
subscription.
We have received The WOrId almanac.
accompanied with Compliments Of Joseph
Pulitzer on a card in his own handwriting.
Joseph writes distinguished hand, and
hiS'almanac is a complete compendium OF
public statistics and political information.
Thanks, Jo. for the almanac as we'll A. Il e
autograph.
The Present. the new Cincinnati maga
zine. looks well for March. Ii is very
creditable beginning OF what ought Ia be All
honor 10 that city of much art and little lit
erature.
-cHring tOuting Publishing Co. New
York, monthly. - a year is a. breezy as
all outdoors. 1t is the gamieSt horse
racieSt. base-ballie>t. tiShieSt. bicycIieSt-
well. aIl-ahroade~t magazine in the English
language.
But for good, steady. wPek-in-and
wrek-out literature OF the best and highest
sort, give Us LittrIr> LiriHg Age all the
time. The reader who can not get his
moneys worth out of this wonderful weekly
is mighty poor reader, and always will he.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
Physicians and Druggists sadly Wanted.

German papers call attention 10 fact
which might prove Of interest also TO Ameri-
can readers. Physicians aud druggists. they
say. are badly wanted in the Fast Indies, a.
their namher there Is exceedingly scarce, and
the SCk are many. A physician Receives s.
for al, ordinary visit and s. ~ and more for
a consultation. Dentists charge SIS to 81
for filling single tooth with common paste
Pharmacists who speak the English language
receive from Sa:I to S2nsI a. clerks and if able
to oIem up business of their own can surely
"''"t upon making a small fortune in a
Ii, lime. as in the absence of competition
there Is really no limit to charges As the
medical and pharmaceutical colleges of the
United States turn out every year several
hundred physicians and pharmacists not sI-
actly wanted, it may not he smiss TO repro
duce this Statem>'nt, which is well authenti-
cated.-Chicago Tribune.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
ID. ID.
Daniel came to Judgment.

Daniel came to Judgment.
Mr. n. Dalton. % Cincinnati, state Of
Ohio. ss., greeting, went to Columbus with
them there returns.
He went a prisoner, in the custody of
sergeant-at-arms of the house. which he
had detied.
He did not 60 in defiance. Quite the con
trary.
The sergeant-at-arnS took him, and de-
Iivered him to the sheriff Of Franklin county
at the Jail.
When the sheriff had got him. he told the
sheriff that he. the aforesaid Daniel, was
willing to purge himself of his contenn I.
Thereupon the sheriff gave him back TO the
sergeant-at-arns, who produced his body
at the bar of the house.
There Daniel made his little speech Of re-
cantation: that is he said he can wherein
he had previously said he can't He handed
over, and stoOd purged.
The house said he could 90 and he went.
The house added. in its remarks 10 him,
that he must paw the costs Of his oOntemptl-
bic proceedings about $1,000.
And 50 D-n Dalton. he passes away,
He relapSes into Cincinnati bummerdom,
ami his punderouS individuality beromrr
merged therein He is no longer a bully
boy in court He is a yaller dog thai has
had his day Ia, Ia. Daniel.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
IN GREAT DISTRESS.
PERSISTENCE AND INGENUITY OF
The PROFESSIONAL PAUPER.


Gas. of n Woman with an Invalid Hu.-
"'
Facial Muscles Thoroughly md"r Con
,r,,, , pr,,i,, vbin.
I'm IN great distress, sir, and really
don't know whom tn appeal To- Nv husband
is living sick IN the hospital leaving me with
three children at home and NO food to put
into their mouths The landlord SAYS he'll
turn US into the street at the end of the week
The speaker was II woman Of about middle
age, of shabby geuteel appearance, with wan,
wrinkled face in which each feature SEEMED
10 vie with its neighbOr III the expression Of
decp-saated unromprumIsng melancholy.
The man appealed To was standing talking To
tive others IN front of New York hotel.
and his first inclination to say. I've
nothing for Nuu," but turning tu Il" 50, he
was struck with IN" evident helplessness Of
the woman portrayed III her appearance
and the pleading tones Of her Voice. Instinct
lvelv his hand went into his pocket as did
that Of one of his companions, the result he
ing a small donation of silver from each.
The third man locked AT the woman un
moved He carefully ksOCa'ri tn" ashes
from his partly finished Cigar AID waIt''l
patiently until the others Were ready 10 r.
sumo the interrupted conversation
Come John, said one Of them IN tones Of
entreaty, give the woman quarter.
"No," replied John. not penny, never
give ANYTHING in the street
But this is a very deserving and pressing
Case" Here the woman at his HIde broke
into tears
1t may he. indeed IT seems I" be, but III
not sure Of II. Ill tell You what l II do. II
give her A great many quarters under
certain condition
What Is II asked the friend, and the two
men and the women came closer t" hear the
answer.
The condition Is TINS 'John was now
speaking directly t" the woman: III You VIII
go to the offices OF the Ne" "rk Charities
Organization S"c'ety ASSOCIATION at " ""cI"rN,
tell the same same story You We told here and
their investigation shall substantial" H. Il
promise Ia give YOU -" mN~'i ana S'e thai
YOU and the children arr taken care ot until
your husband Is again able |" WORK
Thank you. Slr, SAID the woman, aS she
dried her eyes, they II ma II Just as nave
told you. sir.
THEY NIT THE NEXT MORNING"
lhe next morning promptly the lhTee men
met at the once oil the Ne" \ OK Charities
Organization society
The woman dld not come!
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
Omnivorou> Appetite OF Horses

\ New York paper speaks OF the omnivor
Gus appetite OF horses. quoting David Bon
nrr as saving that Startle would eat beef
sandwich out of his grnOm's hand Every
one know, how fond most horses are of
sugar. apples. cake, etr. and the fact Is
mentioned in the arti, e to which reference
mas been mad,. that when "A horses digestion
fails him be will eat clay If he can get It,
for the alkal in the clay rurrect> tue over
acldltv of his stomach As an illustration
Of the amount of food that a horse will
consume wheh IN training it Is mentioned
that when Judge FulIrrton was III Mace's
lands he got from ten 10 twelve quarts o.
oats day and from four to SIX quarts of
corn meal But horses have lily as wide
a range ui taste dogs
4 Buffalo representative of the canine
race we have III mind who hes never been
.nown to refuse anything that human be
ng> eat except chuw-chow. He drew the
hme there, but would devour with the ut
most satisfaction boiled ,hrstnutS, pop-cor
and apples il pared and offered him. OF
candy he was very fond. but his most
marked liking was for grlddie cakes with
,Irup-Bunalo Courier.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Miss Katharine Bayard, whose death
plunged social Washington in gloom, had
among other things, the Romany
language and made the acquaintance Of many
gypsies, with whom she was great fsvorite.
Meeting one of her gypsy friends on the
street i'll Baltimore, Miss Bsyard said to her
in Romany: We'll. Mary, what have YOU
been doing since | last saw you" and Mary
with perfect coolness: stealing
miss The ArgOnaut
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Fish in Lake George, Florida. show the
effects of the late freeze The scales in
large blotches are stripped from the skin,
and on these naked places what seems tc
be fungus is growing The same strange
growth i'll some instances covers the eyes
and head, and the FISH is dull, listless, and
shows no disposition to eat.-ChicagO
Haral6
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
Aberdeen and Morley.

If relief does not come Ia Ireland, il Will
not be the fault of the new lord lieutenant,
the Earl Of Aberdeen. or Of the new Necre-
tary. John Morley Both are men Of large
brain and large heart, and both are honest
and pIilanthropic in their purposes.
The earl is sort Of second edition of the
late Lord Shaftesbury, having become quite
noted for his efforts in behalf Of the poor
and oppressed classes of England: and he
will show generous sympathy for the
Irish. if for no other reason, because he Is
humane on general principles. The earl Is
a voungish man. tall. slim. Incorporating.
and if 10 be statesman is to wear Ill-titting
clothes. Il Ia Gladstone. the new lord lieu
tenant is grossly deficient: for he Is always
neatly and becNmingly attired, in garments
that seem to be from the hand of an Amer
lean tailor. The earl hesitateS somewhat
in speaking. after the English fashion. but
he talks sense. in a very pleasing. effective
WAY. His wife is warm-heartrd, truly
noble woman. always actively engaged in
charitable and Christian work.
Mr.. Morley. as journalist, has always
been telling statesmen Just what to do; and
now il is TO be hoped that he will do ii him
self.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The senatorial committee in Cincinnati
has about lost its interest. There is a mo
notonous daily hunt for republican frauds,
but none have yet been turned up. The
figuring now seems 10 be for delay. and !or
some way to let 20 advantageouNly.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
AnoId Map Of the World.

A map of the world made 10y IodOcus
HondiuS, at Amsterdam, in 1913. was
found at Frankfort 10y gentleman con
nected with the Alaska Commercial com
pany, Of San Francisco, who has recently
returned from Europe, and was brought by
him tv this country. 1t is about OK feet
and, and on 1t are many Portraits by hand
Of geogrsphers and navigators. The new
world Is dellneated with considerable
imagination. u.-Chicago Herald
The Mexican government supports 10,
900 public schools, with facilities equal to
many OF our colleges.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Samuel Jones has great difficulty in per
suadmg the Chicago people to he afraid that
they will ever find place that goes ahead
of their city-eXcept in warmth: amt that
they say l. the only thing they lack and
long for.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The silver agitation in congress seems {"
be experiencing a lull. Meantime both Eng
land and Germany are stirring up the ques-
ton whether it would not be better for them
To return to bimetalism. Perhaps the silver
problem will solve itself. if let alone
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
A Good Excuse for Fox Hunting.

There is an excellent excuse for fox
hunting in Maryland since it has been dis
covered that foxes regard terrapin eggs as
a great delicacy, and cause by their efforts
a scarcity OF diamond back terrapin.-
ExchsnRc
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Over l,OOO persons. animals and birds, in
Guiding horses. elephants camels, kangaroos
and ostriches, appear nightly in the elabor-
ate pantomime of Aladdin and the Forty
Thieves" at Sanger's Amphitheatre, London
Chicago Herald
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

When Great Britain has diSestabliShed the
church and demolished the house of lords
both of which she is going 10 do before the
close OF the ceutury-her ridiculous old
fummery of royalty and nobility will be
bundled off TO the ragbag mighty quick.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The representatives Of the powers have
gone 10 Constantinople again to hold meet
ing on the rampancy of Greece and the
preparation Of Turkey for Squelching her
Greece Is aching all over to he whipped.
Suppose the powers form ring and len the
~lugging proceed.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The Cleveland Plain DodIer says the
republican party is party of hut one Idea.''
In >ense. that is true. Its one great lead
ing idea is that the democratic party has
demonstrated its unwOrthinesS to be trusted
with this government
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

James Anthony Froude, in his latest book,
4Oceana," says Of American life: Nowhere
in America have met with vulgarity in its
proper sense
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The shooting Of the foreman OF the gran,'-
Jury that found indictments against the
m urderers of Chinese indicates that s"cirty
on the Pacific coast is approaching the va
iance-cummittee stage. \ popular cyclone
uf decent Christian hanging would clear the
atmosphere out there
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Have our Springfield authorities thought
of the near approach of warm weather and
of the probability of a cholera season" If
there is to be a sanitary cIeaning-up Of this
city. it should be commenced now. The
filth which breeds peStilence can he stirred
with safety only in cold weather. Stir ii
now. Move il now
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Ex-Seuator's Chaffee'> death plump> a
round million into Buck Grants "ife'>
lap. Buck" is in luck, and will not need
any of the proceeds of his fathers book.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

The street-cars in Cincinnati will stop To-
day unless the directors yield t" l. hours
and - a day for the conductors and driEer>.
Well, when a man has worked y hours in
p ne has done his share, and when he re
ceives less than - for it, ne has not got his
share. Let us be reasonable.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Il have really learned more Nhle stop
ping these SIX month, III America than |
did III SIX ears IN school at home a Young
English girl, VINO l. spending few weeks
with friend, in Boston. Il have been in New
York and Chicago, and everywhere ladies
club everything, and you learn such lot
Of things in such ,hUr, time. | don't sup.
poe It, very deep learning, but, really, its
better thai none at all We don't think its
good form 10 always talk about books
and writers at home. you know One cant
do 1t, even II one knows, but here You 20 to
club for Just that and get 1t 1t may
seem awfully oid to you, but | know ten
times a much about Browning a> | did
when left h"me hope We shall b,' able
To make ladies' clubs a fashion in London
They aren't ~ lety. of course, but they
treut bali a. tire~Ome. Boston Record
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

During the reCt-lt struggle of the [ mon
Pacific with the SNOW blockade II newly ap-
pointed o:ti,lal IN the mechanical depart
mrut Of the road found OCCASION to make Of
himself tir>t-cIaS~ hrtt for ridIruie The
story aS tnl hv Ona Of his >ubord mates. l.
tins. IA hrIrt. HlIh"rlu II had been the cIr,-
tom TO >sud oIt heavy trains which had to
break the SNOW. with tour OF live engines
coupled together IN the urdI wIry la hIuI.
The une Iual motion OF tue 10 -umu,Ive>
when "huckIng a heavy dult served tN
lessen the power nt the attack lie, auSe the
force could not I've brought into a single i'm
peluS tins circumstance hrIu- due u the
fact that the engiu,> we,e loosely coupled
together
rhe official IN question, after studying
the II Ioblem. deriled that II would be n fine
scheme In have the engines coupled to
gether 10y means OF long tlmhers placed on
either side, and rIv-t,.d strongly to each 10
cOmutive In this way all the emgmIt-> would
move at once against the DRIFT and s,atter
II TO the four winds If heaven The scheme
was tried Everything went swImnlinglv
until a sharp curve was met. The engines
,eIny couple together in a manner which
left no play Of action II was impossible to
round the curve Befo e the danger was
noticed. however. il was to- late, and every
one Of the five engiu-> was dit he'd
Omaha Herald
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
Playing Cards for u Limb.

Col Wright. who hai a regiment at Bull
Run and got a bullet INTO ms leg there. went
to st. Lukr'S hospital several weeks ago 10
have something done for the old wound.
ThICh had AT last become disabling H., Wa
advised that hr must Chuos. bttwe,-n 8mputa
tl"n and strong probability Of losing the
limb more slowly and painfully There wa.
Just enough doubt in the CaSsA to make 1t Il
proper one for the patient to decide for him
elf and he SAID that he would come to a
conclusion within thru dav> He dsliked t,
rart with his l,E. and Vet he wished L, get
rld Of the wound At the last hour of the
JhIrt day, he was against amputatIOn; but
Just then fellow veteran called on him and
,trenuouNly urged him 10 submit to the
surgery
Tell YOU what I'll do" said the colonel
I'll play you three games Of euchre If |
win two, the leg Ii mine, and III keep it on
nut if lo~e, then the leg is yours, and III
let it te cut off without ado"
The leg was accordingly laid on the table.
while its owner played the hest euchre h,
knew TO save ii, and the friend as carefully
handled the cards to win the curious stake
Each got game, and then the third became
exciting. Point 10y point it proceeded, until
the colonel had four and his opponent three
Then the colonel took up trump, got eu-
chred. and next day allowed the surgeons TO
cut of the stake Chicago Journal
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
SATURDAY EVENING. MARCH is. 1886.

Has Simeon Donavin lapSed into ''nn"c-
u0uS deSuetudc"?
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

Rustem Pasha. the Turkish ambassa-
dor to England, Is one OF the most expert
rihemsn IN Europe.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

We understand that the Mr. Parsons who
made speeches here short time ago i NOT
a Knight of Labor at all. At any rate. it
was a malicious Misrepresentation to say
that his paper, The Alarm, is in any sense
an organ or muuthpiece of that order. The
utterances of his paper are absolutely re-
pudiated by the Knights of Labor.
When the house committee on Payne was
staying at Columbus. PayHe's lawyers could
watch it. But. now that il has gone peram-
bulating over the state. the lawyers don't
know just how to grab it by its seat of gov
ernment They fall back on their denur
and take their affidavitS. They don't See
how they can work a court on the jump.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

John r. Cough is said to have had what
i called strong presentiment that he
'uld not survive the present year. He
equently told his friends that he would
never see 20, which he would have been in
August, 1887.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13
THE SERVANTS OF ARlsTOCRACY.


lpSolPnt. Dangerous kabble W Without.
Footmem ar, principally for ornament.
Dressed finer than their masters fed often
aS well Toy they drink up the heel taps at
dInner. and plfrr the pates and IelIe>. no
doubt, a. they take them down stairs they
lead "A lazy life. sitting on cushioned car
riageS. or loungIng IN front Of shops and
palaces, with benches placed for them on
the pavemsnts while they wait They are
always couspl.u figures on the drive Of
at dinner. At the opera or haIL
If stramL..- to th" customs and the Ian.
guagr should suddenly be- thrust into the on
tranrt rpnm at a london hall. he might
EASILY suppose that tn'S+ lordlv creatures in
their breerhe> Of ;.iu~h AMI hos" OF silk. with
their silver hurkI,'s and powdered hair. their
easy mnnn"r> and constant h"ws were the
especial di-mtarl,.~ Of the occasion while
without. the thr"ug Of fifty or a hundred
tunkeys bringing up carriages or waiting
to lee called, watching tn" company coming
and going handing ont the ladies, and
taking orders from the gentlemen. make a
part of the ~rne actually As the palmer
dressed arI>tncrat> whom they serve
Ihev l"~e all their elegance on the pave
mrnt-cruwdlng. rhattermg pushing in
~ulting the gentlemen whom they do not
know and rrticislng the ladies they do,
inreSsantv shouting. LADY Somebody's
carriage, coming up. Setting down,
tone for the rnrrIagr aS often in mock
cry aS III earnest and altogether a. in~olent
and dangerous rabhle a, can IL. sect any
whnrD IN til" world parcel of Samp, IN
a lpckup suddenly left uncontrolled could
hardly he vulgarrr or ruier They seem
to revenge themselves for the restraints
tb.,y submit IA all tIt.. rest uf their live.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-03-13

with this government.