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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Hints and Helps.

You have to consider the feeding Of
the hen as we'll as the chicks. Feed the
former first on grain, and after that she
may take pick with her chicks.
If the oven is too hot when baking,
place small dish of cold water in it
TO prevent mustard plaster from
blisteriag, mix it with the white of an
egg.
To remove mildew, soak in butter
milk and spread on the grass in the
sun.
When the burners of lamps become
clogged with char, put them in strong
suds and boil awhile to clean them.
Never put salt into soup while cook
ing till it has been thoroughly skinned,
as salt prevents the scum from rising.
70 brighten tho inside of coffee or
tea pot, ill with water, add small
piece of soap, and boil about As
minutes.
No fuel, no fire; no fire, no dinner
Wet fuel, whether wood or coal, is the
next worst thing to no fuel.
Instead of trying to keep butter, try
to find a good market for it, then sell
as soon as made, direct to consumers il
possible.
OTo keep insects out of bird-cages. tie
up a little sulphur in bag and suspend
it in the cage. Red ants, it is said, will
never be found in closet or drawer if
small bag of sulphur be kept in those
places.
Mr.. Benjamin Hathaway, one of the
advanced horticulturists of Michigan,
says that when he set his first orchard,
forty years ago, he thought that tree
branchcd at four feet from the ground
was high enough. Since then he has
come to favor higher heads
Horses are not fully mature until six
years of age, nor do they arrive at their
full strength until eight years old. I'm
mature animals are often overtaxed
and their future usefulness injured.
Young horses should be carefully
worked If they are expected to give
long years of usefulness.
The Nashville american talks sense
when it says: 1--WE know of nothing
that pays such large percentage on
Investment as q small, fertile farm
worked by the owner. He not only
makes an ample support, but enjoys
the healthful feeling of independence.
The frowns of no man can cut off his
rations. His children grow up with
the same feeling of independence; and
their minds expand naturally. without
the malign influence of a servile spirit. -
1t is wasteful policy, that of ex-
hausting the soil so it will no longer
pay the cost of cultivation. The feed
ing of stock. carting the manure on the
land, and proper rotation will keep the
soil intact. Hence it is more profitable
everywhere to feed the coarse grains
on the farm than to sell. Once the ex-
haustive process is begun it becomes
more difficult to make change for the
better.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Tho Model Man.
He is philanthropist in the true
sense of the word.

He is q philanthropist in the true
sense Of the word.
He loves his neighbor as himself.
He has bite for the beggar.
He has kind word and helping
hand for the afflicted.
He breaches temperance and wisely
sets the example.
He cleans the ice and snow off his
walk in winter, that the pedestrian
may pass in safety.
He does not throw banana skins or
peels on the sidewalk.
He treats his wife as an equal.
He brings up the coal aud shakes
down the stove.
He walks the floor with the baby
while his wife rests in peace.
He does not swear at the cats. He
keeps his dog at home.
He knows that a soft answer turneth
away wrath.
He knows that honesty is the best
policy.
& He respects the will of the people.
AAo SOIcS lux liz UeSC meu, TeSaruleSs
of party or creed.
He stops his team and gives the
weary traveller a lift.
He pays his help fair days wages
for fair days work.
He is willing to live and let live.
He subscribes for his local paper and
pays therefor in advance.
If he has anything to sell he adver.
tises literally.
He spends his money at home.
He is everybody's friend and no.
body's enemy.
He dwelleth not in this city in his
entirety.
He is scarce as hen 8 teeth.
He is nonenity. He is a Myth.
Yea, verify. Desist, Diogenes, de.
sist! blow out thy glim and rest. Thy
search is fruitless.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Npirlts of Turpentine.

1t is perhaps not generally known
that Spirits of Turpentine is one of the
most valuable articles in a family.
Some one who claims to have tried il
for all the following ills of life writes
'1ts medical qualities are very nu.
merous; for burns it is a quick appli.
cation, and gives immediate relief; fol-
blisters on the hands it is of priceless
value, soaring down the skin and
preventing soreness; for corns on the
toes it is useful. is good for rheuma.
tism and sore throat, and is the quick.
est remedy for commissions or fits.
Then it is sure preventative against
moths; by just dropping a trifle in the
bottom of drawers, chests and cup.
boards it will render the garments Sc.
cure from injury during the summer.
1t will keep ants and bugs from closets
and storsrooms, by putting few drops
in the corners and upon the shelves; i,
10 sure destruction to bedbugs, and
will e6ectually drive them away from
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Farm HELM.

Examine the capacity of your farm.
and your stock, the amount of labor
which will be required to manage them
for the greatest success at the least
cost. Determine just how much can
and shall be done by yourself and the
other members of the family. Then
you can determine just about the
amount of hired help required, and
take time and be careful in the en-
ployment of that help. Poor help at q
low price is seldom the best policy.
Employ intelligent help. They will be
company for the proprietor and aid to
his sons. A hired man who openly
violates any Of the proprietios of life,
or the laws of God or man, is not safe
on the farm, or with the family. Many
an innocent and honest-hearted son
is led into bad habits from which he
never RECEIVERS. by vulgar, dissolute
men of immoral habits. Such hands
SOW the worst kind of seeds, watch will
grow and ripen crop of rascality and
crime which will bring sorrow to the
family, worse than the loss of the farm
and bankruptcy. One of the worst
things a man can do is the employment
Of immoral help.-Io,ua State Register.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
A Worthy Sentiment.

Dumley had escorted the landlady's
daughter to the onera, and after the first
act she said in her girlish insinuating
way:
"Wouldn't you like to step out and get a
libretto, MIR. Dumley!'
''No, l think not" replied Dumley,
limited. ''lf man can't escort lazy to
the theatre without going out between the
acts, he should either stay at home or 90
alOnen
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Clean Milk.

The good dairyman is the one who
has a care for small things. No single
item in the whole range of dairy prac-
tice SHOULD be considered too small for
his engrossing care. The point where
this principle applies with great force
is where this delicate white fluid first
makes its appearance amid the filth and
rubbish of the cow stable. Verify it is
symbolical of the first appearance of
purity on earth, when the humble
manger held the worlds promise. No
surroundings, however crude, should
be allowed to contaminate the white
purity of milk. This can only be &C.
complished with the most minute caro-.
Various devices have been invented to
compass this end. On the island of
Jersey a can is used shaped something
like an urn, with a cloth over the mar
row mouth. Into the sag of the cloth
is placed a clean sea shell, into which
the stream of milk is directed to pre-
vent wearing holes in the cloth.
Then the milk is strained Immediately
and the least possible surface is exposed
to catch dirt.
There in this country Yankee in
vention consisting of a long spout to a
pail, and on the end of it is 4 mouth to
receive the milk, while the mixer sits
on the top of the pail. The trouble
with these devices is that they present
so small surface for receiving the
stream that the mixer often misses i,
and wastes the milk. The best plan
we have seen for clean milking is to frs,
have the cow we'll beded in perfectly
dry material. DO not allow any water
to come near the udder. Before begin.
ming to milk take long-haircd, soft
brush, and clean the side Of the COW
and the udder thoroughly, then hold
the pail between tho knees and milk
rapidly. The milk should of course be
strained Immediately upon removal
from the cow, and when taken to the
house it should be strained gain. Ii
goes without saying, that scrupulou>
care should be taken to sec that all the
milking utensils are perfectly clean
and that they have been we'll aired and
summed between milkings. These lit
tie things make up the balance sheet
between profit and loss in the dairy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Credit is due the German women
and physicians for first using Red
Clover blossoms as a medicine. Best
results are obtained when combined
with other medicinal roots and herbs,
as in DR.. Jones' Red Clover Tonic,
which is the best known remedy for
all blood diseases, stomach and liver
troubles, pimples, costivcness, bad
breath, piles, ague and malaria
diseases, Indigestion, loss of appetite,
low spirits. headache and all diseases
of the kidneys. Price so cents. Sold
by Druggists.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Untold Virtues.

Talleyrand who was, it il said, . silent
man from policy and generally reticent in
the extreme, yet enjoy I'd the reputation OF
that willy statesman would have enjoy ed
dilating, before an appreciative audience,
upon the untold virtues of ALIENS Iron
Tonic Bitters the list of which il as long a
the catalogue of the ships IN Homer. 1t il
the great tonic of the Nineteenth Century.
All genuine bear the signature Of J. p.
Allen, st. Paul. Mimi.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

The harmful and fatal results at.
tending the use of cough mixtures con.
tanning morphia, opium and other poi
sons, are daily becoming moro fire.
quent. 1t is for this reason that Red
Star Cough Cure has received the I'm.
qualified endorsement of physicians,
and Boards of Health everywhere, rs a
purely vegetable compound, entirely
free from all narcotics. Price, twenty.
five cents
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Those who believe that nature will
work off cough or cold should under.
stand that this IS done at the expense
of the constitution. Each time this
weakens the system. and we all know
that the termination of this dangerous
practice is a consumptive's grave.
Don t take the chances, when a fifty
cent bottle of DR.. Bigelow's Positive
Cure will safely and promptly cure any
recent cough, cold or thl oat or lung
trouble. Buy the dollar bottle. Sold
by Druggists, for chronic cases or fol
family use.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Mrs. MaCkay In London

Mrs. Mackav, the wife of the "Silvc,
King of California. has rented No.
Buckingham-gate from Lord Sude]y
for the season. This will be iovfn
news for the Lord Outatelbows and the
Lady Nothing Nowhere class Of ari>to
Gratis who sponge so assiduously upor
wealthy Amcricans.-Lon Truth.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Talking About Bores.

Washington Critic: There was no clock
in tho hotel parlor. The young man had
no watch. Neither had the young woman
on whom he had been m akiDg visitation.
They had been talking about bores. II
she responded. ''fhat is, don't before 10
o'clock in tho evening" "Ah," he said,
significantly, lit is about 9 O'Clock, now
TO-" she said, forgetfully, "is it 90 early
thought it was half-past 10 ct least"
Then be got up and walked away.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Verses On N Old Beck FL aeaI.

eoOO -. - OA~ ~OOA ~ ASO01s
4 dealer In curious books on Broad.
way has a very small volume published
in London in 1840-"Gems from
American PQets.'' 1t belonged to
Thackeray, and on the fly leaf is
written in his peculiar grabbed hand
writing: "A very great favorite of
mine:-W. NJ. Thackeray." On a fly
leaf in the back are the following
verses, apparently in the handwriting
Of n. P. Willis.
There's music in every wind,
Perfume in every tree.
Dews Tor tho m0isture-lovin4 flowers,
Sweets for the sucking bee.
"The sick come forth for the healing
sought,
Tho young are gathering flowers,
And life is q tale of holiday
That is told by laughing hours.
IN. r. WILLIS
Mr.. Willis and Mr.. Thackeray were
friends, and comparison of the sig
nature and writing with letter of MIR.
Willis seems to indicate that the
verses are in his handwriting.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

W. Fl. Worthington, editor Of tho
"Patrons of Husbandry," published ct
Columbus. Mass, writes under date Of
Feb. rs. 1882: Your great remedy, Aliens
Lung Balsam, have used in my family
or fifteen years for coughs and colds, and
znow it to be the best" Csc, Soc, and 500 .
bottle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Hard lSreAfl Crust

A New Jersey lady who has noticed
that housc-keepers generally are puz-
zeled to know why it is snch hard
crusts form on bread while it il raising
says: l have been troubled very often,
and although l h 1--WE failed to discover
the reason, have learned how to pre-
vent it, and will give the information
(Which is very simplc) for the benefit
of others. Wiring a thin cloth out of
warm water and lay next the bread,
and the thick covering over it. This
may require to be done two or three
times while the dough is rising. l can
not agree with our Ohio friend as re-
CARDS bread rising slowly-my expert
ance is, the quicker it rises the bctter.'
Another lady upon the same point
says; II would advise covering with a
TIN or wooden deep vessel instead of Il
cloth, making it almost alright, caus-
ing a moisture that prevents crust.'
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

we'll. and shows that l am having At
tention, and do have lots, don't l,
Jane!'
Three foolish men each tenderlv
lifted pink rose from over his heart
that night. and thought of his "dear
good girl' who had given it.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Mrs. De Towser-Yes, poor Mrs. Smith
returned from Europe with the most
superb wardrobe ever saw. Why, some
Of the gowns were simply poems-all from
Worth's. and she had only been home a
week when her husband died. 1t was
terrible, terrible! Mrs. Hendricks-Did
Mr.. Smith die q violent death! Mrs. De
rowser-I didn't hear what he died Of
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

EVERY PART or THE BoDY is filed with
veins and arteries; the last carrying pure
blood to build up the tissues-the first car
rying away waste matter. Pure blood 10
necessary to health, aud tho waste, If not
removed, il poisonous: DIR. WALKER's
CALIFORSIA VINEGAR BIrTERs stimulate
the organs that separate the poisonous
waste from the BODY
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
Transporting Live Stock.

A southwestern contemporary thinks,
and the same will apply to the west
generally, that the cattlemen of the
west whose annual beef product
amounts to nearly 1900, 900 head, most
of which finds eastern markets by rail,
are not clamoring for palace stock
car in which to transport their beeves.
They simply ask that stock-car hav-
ing features of safety and comfort to
the animal while in transit be substituted
for the box-car now in use. On the
score of humanity in this matter as we'll
as prevention of cruelty to dumb beasts
and the saving of thousands of dollars
that are lost each year to the range
men by the present shipping facilities
offered. in shrinkage of stock alone,
the cheerful humanitarian of the east
who turns his eyes from the plains
country to shed tears of anguish over
the animal that dies of neglect could
exercise his tender feelings to some
purpose.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

suffered with rheumatism in the Shout
der for months aud the only thing found
that did me any good was Salvation Oil.
1t cured me and l recommend it to all suf-
fcrers with said disease
N. ULMAN, Pearl st., Baltimore, n. D
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

There have been various answers to the
conundrum Why is ship called she! We
think the proper answer is: Because she
is handsomest when she is well-rigged.
Wives should cut this out and show It to
their husbands.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

wish l could toll all sufferers from rhe1-
matism to use Athlophoros, It has done -
much for mo by saving my chtld's life. All
used was one bottle which cured her in
three days. Mrs. c. W. Brown, 1lS Sixth
street, Milwaukee, Wisconain.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

AFTER two years trial We unhesitatingly
pronounce the Boss Zinc and Leather Col
lar Pad tho only durable and successful one
that We have ever used. It retains it,
shape, il cooling, prevents chatting and
thereby keeps the horses necks clean and
healthy. Hiram G. Dodge & Sons, wood
and coal dealers, Madison, Wis.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

The innate modesty of ns wspaper men is
shown by the fact that a Texas editor
killed three men the other day, and in
alluding to the incident afterward
acknowledged that he only tried to kill
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15
The Present Fruit Prospec t..

The Rural World of St. Louis has
published reports from the principal
fruit shipping points of various sec
tons in regard to the prospects for
1886, and from these it appears that
Illinois, Missouri, and Kentucky will
have no peaches. Tennessee may
have half a crop and Arkansas about
the same, while Mississippi and North.
ern Texas report but very slight injury
to peaches. Alabama and louisiana
will have the usual peach and small
fruit supply. Arkansas and Tennes-
see will not have more than half crop
of strawberries owing te the drouth of
last summer. The vegetable supply and
general prospects arc equal to those
of any year in the century. Late spring
frosts may further reduce the peach
supply in the South, April frosts gener-
ally inflicting more or less injury.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

''Your father is entirely bald, isn't hs!"
said a man to q son Of q millionaire
Eyes" replied the youth, sadly, "l'm tho
only heir he has left"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

their haunts, if thoroughly applied to
the joints of the bedstead in tho spring
cleaning time, and Injuries neither fur
niture nor clothing. Its pungent odor
is retained for a long time, and No
family ought to be entirely out of
supply at any time ct the year.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Break-pin Plow Clevis and Horse EQUAL
izer combined saves Pillow, Harness, Horses,
Time, Money. Ask your dealer. Arts, want.
Cd, Davis Hook and Clovis Co. Nadiaon VIZ.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Gan men are born free and equal" but
the difficulty is that some are born equal of
half dozen others.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

People who ''wert South for the winter''
this year have found it.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Neuralgia and kindred diaeases,
promptly yield to the immediate action
OF St. Jacobs Oil, the pain-conqueror.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

When all so-called remedies fail, Dr.,
5age's Catarrh Remedy cures.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

Color the whiskers Handsome brown or
black with Buckingham's Dye for tho
Whiskerp.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

The "color ine'' is well drawn In the
rainbow.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

It is not considered necessary in society
to return a bill collectors call.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

II the liver IL disordered, the whole sye
tenn suffers. Ayers Pills correct this trou
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

A man who wriees poetry in his hat is q
versatile man.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-04-15

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