New-York tribune., 1886-02-23
TIE TALK or THE DAY

The Bos2n Record critcses Of the athletic clubs
Of Boston for their encouragement OF brutal sports,
especially that of sluseing."
An exchange has Article on "The Problem OF
Youth Tho problem OF yout1 mp tns way Is how to go
seighrdBg Vita two girls snO drive without any hands
! Huntington Free Press
A hallowed tradition assigns this as the time OF the
year when the story OF the who is full Of needles
IA brought oui from s pgconhole II used to be little
girl. but she has grown to be a woman. She sheds
several dozen ncoes every year, but appears to Keep
Few FOR seed as it were.
Are any Of our clerical friends ever subjected tho
machnatons OF men who seek to make nerchandise OF
them under false but very tattortng pretences Many
varied ba. the result almost always the same From
loal in the great cause OF lnSsle one nrin writes %
highly for his musical taste. will get meny pianos
disposed otc. he shall have ono Tree or the church
for tho Word Of God aud commentary Little trouble,
returns etc. etc OF eDterprsing phG%toGrapner' %
aneS an w o h Pctter half etc for nothing IT, IT, etc
% a c5.@s @ the result Is much the same The poor
pastor IS taken In aud done for.-lToronto Globe.
when Congressman Long of Massachusetts,, asked for
leave OF the other day In order to visit his con-
sttuents" there many meaning smiles; for every
one was dead certain that this was merely parliament
ary way stating his desire TO visit the lady TO whom
he Is engaged.
Tho ulan of Frederick Law Omstod for laying out
wctt Raxbury Park at Boston henceforth be known
as Franklin Park oontemplates paradise unexcelled
FOR beauty G%S %pe ty d 9 9 FEATURES end art viii
combine with nature in making this or9atGlns place 0I
drives promenades, playground pastures, etc; VIII
large central secluded space Kept as nearly s possible
in state Of nature for pr ,ate pcnics, family outing
parties etc. -Lsprlngheld Union.
First Alderman (suspciousy)-llayey you "squealed
Second Alderman (apprehonsively)-No. Have youf
First Alderman (grinningl-No.
Both Aldermen Shaking hands vioentlyl-Lets have
something. (Exeunt rapidly to tho Astor Housel.
In Kansas town enterprisns wet goods mer chant
IA coming money by selling Jeforsonian Simplicity"
by the glass or bottle
The dress coat must 90 Every little while 5000
clerk IS mistaken for an $500 waiter Minneapolis
Tribune.
Cigarette smokers smile when they come across tho
passage in rant Allons novel where he describes
man twisting fresh cigarette in his white fingers with
ouck inherited Southern dexterty." A cigarette
smoker may he good oiLizon but he Is not noted for
white fingers.
out West they havo hoard of scientist who has
proved that Manhattan Island Is slowly but surely
sinking This Il the Of that Is calculated TO
interest great many people in the West. 1t is not
that they particularly sorry for Now-IOrk, but If the
city should sink all their chances of seeing tho elephant
would be knocked n the head, and they would have TO
be content with the tiger which makes its homo IN
Chicago.
Let tho Sunday new snapper be worthy OF the day and
the ny will not reject H. IT'S lata Is 10 the hands or lts
editor lie can give 10 such character as Will make all
good It's champions and frends or he can preserve
for 1t the suspicion aud dislike III which IL stanus aI
present Phillips Brooks.
There are a great many Now England people who
do NOT seem to like Mr.. HO wes's new department. in
Harper Perhaps they not just able to forgive him
| for bringing his literary waros to New-fOrk
IN the rrcsent style OF shirt collar young man Of
fashion may be safely trusted IN the glded haus or
pleasure An entire corps 60 ballet could not turn Ills
head [Nalick CltiZon.
There Il n Yao freshman who Is reported TO have q
| "bancer" t. O. cane, which weighs more than eleven
mounds 1t pleasant note such evidences OF higher
| culture among tho students of American colleges.
Thirty thousand Poles have boen banisLed from their
natfye land There several million poles IN this
country which ought 10 be hanished; tey are telegraph
| p0les, by tho way.-INew Haven News.
The Washington critic continues its sketches of" lodge
Waxom Of Rayback," VI. c. lie is mt reception, and
In, been forehanded in getting nj the feed So while
Others are matly trying reach the goal the ledge Is
complacently putting that goal whore it VIII do the
! most good. Among his many other accomplishments
the ledge knows what To do with goal when ho secs
one lie says doesn't like seoh doins. but II sassey
will act that way no must keep up with IT, FOL am
| nothing YOU know If not oh fay"
The question which day In the year shall be selected
for Arbor Day" In case bill providing for an arhor
day becomes law Is still being discussed throughout