New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-18
THE TALK OF THE DA Y.

The Washington Critic says since the appointment
of Senator Jackson United States Circuit Judge
Congressman MCMILLAN has run lightning rod up his
spinal AMI at the top OF his hat to prevent
accidents in case the lightning should strike him.
THE VIRGINIA WAY TO PAY DEBT.
Now stranger, il you owe much you really cannot
Bomtastes Furos' will show the modern novel way
Not to money changers as men of common station
But like a bold. free ranger pay with proclamation
F-h lie, Governor
Roarding-h house Keeper-I understood Won TO say
there were only OF you. Yourself and Wlie wnen
told you wlsG amount would board you tor. knew
| nothing about the Old lady
Sonin-law oh. mother lives so mnch IN the past ina
Bis. long "S0 ''''''D 10y N- ' ~
IT would sound rather queer to announce the appoint
ment of Colonel B. Colt postmaster OF the City OF
Churches
Box.Otfce Civility.-Treas urer-well. madam. what
Woman who has bon ht her before returned
with iu-LoOk here young feHer rms TICKET YOU SOU
me puts me hext To niSger' 10 you hea'-hoN' " "
Treasurerwe tell the Niger If he doesn't like 1t he
have his seat changed Next!
Says The st Louis Spectator: with Dr. Goode dead
Drs Belts Assheton, Chestnut, Collins and Masden
gone within month. and Drs. Fulton. TUDOR Lewis
Drank and others about TO depart there VIII he almost
clean sweep the religious worlL This VIII give the
Chicago papers chance to refer again to ST. Louis as
4" the tough old river town."
Hero is clash Of legal opnioD General Butler the
other day In the Court OF Common Pleas refused to take
drink OF water, excaiming: A windmill ne 'er goes
nv waterw And yet Mr. Richmond testides that ex-
judge Russell declared that he could not practice law
on wind" Which way dos tue wiud blow here
Senator Jones' OF Florida says that he has been paired
ali questions that have come before the SENATE so
that he has been just much factor In legislation as
If he had been steadily In his seat Apropos Of TINS
statement Florida paper tells tho Senator that ne mas
had moro In WASHINGTON than In Detroit Inc
general opinion to he that Jones is no good.
New-York Aderman-I think like that piece Of goods
about well any.
Iallur-lOu refer TO THIS tweed. , -
New-YorS Aldrrman-lweedl Great hea'ehs' ho
Lot me look At something else-l ilub's.
The editor OF a paper published in Tecumseh. Neb.
would have the world know that he observes the sab
bath. III a recent pumoer hc casually remarks: lhe
beer-guzzling whiskey-soaked, nannenouthed gaoot
who said wo were in the habit OF working in the printing
Office on sunday respectfully informed that he is liar
OF The first water"
The Danish frigate Jylland, with Prince vademar
aboard WAS to have called New In the summer OF
this year on way to St. Thomas to give King Chris
tians Youngest son. brother inlaw OF tho Car, the
Prince OF Wales and the King OF Greece, chance to SOC
the metropolis OF the new world but advioes from
state that the programme has been changed
The young prince instead Is TO 10 TO Greenland In tue
corvette Fya No Danish prince has ever visited tho
colonies there Such cold comfort they have to give
has been expended to royalty only before when In
1883, Prince Joseph Napoleon visited Greenland
When the Kew s. L. b. Chase was pastor In Rockland
he ono day essayed treat the sunday school 10 oach
board exposition OF the lesson so Tor s.srr anu ~.
the graphically Illuminating MS remarks no tooA
| a bit of chalk aud slowly and somewhat painfully
he'd on tho blackboard representative OF TWO
| human hearts Joined together snow, them. he sad'
farming to tho school. "who will tell me WHAT nave
drawur' ~ know" called u very litt~ boy ON tho
front seat "Wcl" the pastor kindly sald what 10 ~
And tho very little boy the front seat slrleReo ou'
| "a termarterr-l iiockland County Gazette.
Tho Aldermen OF 1884 arc not having Goals OF nro
bod ON their heads but they all Byrnss on their
| backa
Mira Dsl.crox shoud learn caution from the fate OF
Becky" Jones and give heed TO the warning OF Sur
rosats RollinA The difference IN the twS oasss u
that sns witness tahs ~ nneh while We shes wevd