The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-06-25

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"A at is half truth is often
tell" is an old saving.
So will a woman.
William Meierstein will give
things away. Read his ad.
Mitchell ought to be satisfied with
)nimball's turnout this week.
II. c. snd was elected ,cboo,
director for KalAball township.
Why do the wicked live? Probably
so as to not discourage the devil.
Edward Coyle reports the crops
looking their bes, in the vicinity Of
Coyle.
Let all of Brule county come to
Kimball and join in our big celebra.
ton on the fifth.
In Dakota, when the 4th of july
comes on Sunday, the Monday fol
lowing is the legal holiday.
Henry Bloeser wants the fellow
who stole his dog to return the dog
at once and ave trouble.
S. Lyman has lG acres of field corn
which is hard to beat. 1t stands
waist high, on the average.
AKimball milliner bought a step
laddert the other day; she will use It
TO trim the new style of hats.
The editor of the Graphic caught
the hay fever when East; and he
wasn't near a grass widow, either.
"IIow is the feed business?" asked
a man Of Smith yesterday.
ooh, middlipg," was the reply.
There is a good deal of religion
that is like a morning cloud--as soon
as the sun gets hot it disappears.
Now is the time to think of the
summer resort. 1t costs you nothing
to think SO long as you do it quietly.
Dakota will raise this year nearly
a bushel of wheat for every man,
woman and child in the United
States.
There is about 80 acres of as fine
timothy as ever grew, a few miles
east of town. We don't know who
uwnSit.
Carl Pretze! says: marriage makes
a ma and voomans one, but der
tuyfcl himself coodn't told which vas
der one"
1t is said that a raw onion chewed
slowly and swallowed without haste
will destroy the odor of ice cream
from the breath.
you saw my hands SO dirty
AS yours," SAID 4 mother to a little
girl. "No, but your mother did,"
was the prompt reply.
Keep doing, always doing. Wish.
ing, dreaming, intending, murmuriag
talking, signing and pining are idle
and protitIess employment.
1t costs more to ship corn from
Nebraska to Chicago than the corn
sells for, which leaves the farmer in
debt to the railroad company.
There will be an exhibition at
school house No. 2 IN Plaintield on
Friday evening, July End. Ice cream
aud lemonade will be served.
If a mar could drill a hole as fast
in proportion to his size as a mos.
quito, he could drill an artesian well
in every town in Dakota in 60 days.
The crop report of the agricultural
department, at Washington, D. c.,
shows that the Dakota wheat crop
averages 80 per cent Of q full crop to
date.
A Kimball man set a hen on one
of his wife's pies, aud in three weeks
the hen hatched out fourteen night.
mares with blue ribbons on their
tails.
A Kimball lady lately discharged
her servant girl because she strained
some jelly through a five-dollar lace
veil. Some women are too partic'
ular to live.
Couch, the Nebraska weather
prophet, predicts a 60 days drouth,
commencing the last of July. He
advises farmers to keep their old corn
instead of selling it.
The editor of the Pierre Free
Press afirms that he has been eating
potatoes of his own raising for the
past six weeks.-GRAPHlc. Correct,
but they were raised last season.
Pierre Free Press.
We stop the press to acKnow ledge
our obligations to MI. r. r. Nigh
for . painful of delicious strawberries,
the product of his own fine gardening.
May his berry patch and his big
heart never grow less.
The Chamberlain hose team VOL
the wet test contest at Pierre, ant
Jack Foster is now the owner of thu
solid silver trumpet. The team mad
the run of 800 feet and got waite
through the nozzle in 500 seconds.
A Pennsylvania school teacher ba
been arrested for whipping a boy. A
Vermont school teacher has been &C
quilted for killing one of his pupils
Under these conflicting circumstances
what is 5 poor Pedagogue to dot
A linen shirt was first worn il
England in the year 1850. Their
was a man in our Office yesterda,
|, who had on that identical shirt
Rockkand Courier.
Nobody in the Office but the editor
either, was there7
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