Savannah morning news., 1886-06-19
BRIGHT BITS.

PICTURE DEALER-Pease take care, sir!-
your coat-tatls d0n't-ah-by chance-sweep
against my "pid Masters"
Amateur O'h-less NV soul! What. amt
they dry yet2-PWneh.
CHAMPOIREAU is sometimes absent-minded.
The other dav he had his hair cut, and when
the operation was completed he regarded
nm 'eif in the mirror. ''YOu have got it too
short" he said to the barber, and he seated
himself again in the chair french Wit.
ACoRREsPoNDENr tells story OF Congress-
men gathering around pond in front Of the
capitol and throwing dimes and nickes into
the water to see the fish dive after them. The
thing IS preposterous. If the correspondent
had Told us that the fish stood around the
pond and threw dimes and nickels into
the water to see the Congressman dive after
tenn We might have believed it.-Cinci1naH
ENQUIRER.
Il SEE" said Mrs. Folinsbee, looking up.
rom her paper the other evening, ''that they
say Modjeska has a lot of perfect sticks sup
porting her this season."
"fhat is entirely appropriate" replied the
Colonel, with u diabolical grin.
"How is that?"
Why, she is Pole herself. you know"
Mrs. Folllnsoee was so indlgna mt that she
didn't speak to him for all the evening.-The
comet.
BAVARIA, with its crazy King Otto and its
fecrepit old Regent Luitpod, presents a
spectacle somewh t similar to that of Eng
and when George III. was in a straight jacket
and the Prince Regent restricted bv Parlia-
ment, state of things hit off by Moore in
nHrodv ~ the Regents address in the Times
of that day:
strait jacket on him and restrictions on me,
mo- IN e' monarchy couldn't well be-
Ne,O York World.
WHAT is the matter with the Boston girls or
he DustOn sGuOols? At tie annual meetingOf
he Massachusetts Medical Society, held in
Boston this week, the orator of the occasion,
m speak ing of the home and school education
u girls, said: "A Justly distinguished m aster
pf the Girls High and Normal school in this
'ity Is reported to have said that a principal
qualification for the office he held should he
good medical education. The first hour of his
school days was spent IN going from room to
room, at the call Of teachers, to see pupils who
mad tainted or vOmited, or were in spasms or
nv-terlcs." This is truly n painful condition
of afairs.-Neao Ha0en JoHrhdl.
TIE basso profundo got in his little work
with that touching song, THE Storm FIend,"
md one note must have strayed up into the
Il es and been mOnke ing around the stage
now box, for just as he was digging his way
INTO the second verse down came the snow.
and before the stage hands could stop it there
we're several drifts from TO 10 feet \, and
the Mlnnesingers got their hands aud feet
frozen. The audience thought this was the
end-the cold, stage snow, bitter end-and
they were about making for the door when
our old friend Warsaw emerged from one Of
she drifts, and said not a guilty man should
esca"e. We told this story. which comple etely
paralyzed tne audience, and they stayed there
until relief expedition was sent after them:
"A friend of mine" said Bones. went up to the
photographers the other day. and asked the
operatOrif he charged as much to photograph
lnanlmate objects, as ne did to photograph
anlmales. Inc operator SAID he didn't-that
he came down fully one-half. Now said the
photographer, can do anything for youP
'Woll, YES said my friend" continued Bones
~ want my picture taken, but yOu'n have to
give me about Is per cent. OF, for I've got
wo den leg" 1t is scarcely possible TO be-
lieve. but the audience went so crazy over
this chestnut that they demanded it for five
and quarter distinct times, until Warsaw
didn't know whether he was in Poland or
Wyoming county, n. T.-Tid5its Mnstrels.