Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-03
BRIGHT BUS.
1T is not the cream that ought to be whipped,
but the mllkman. -BHy6e,'S Gusefte.

1T is not the cream that ought to be whipped,
but the mllkman.-Bdybe,'S gazette.
AN EXCHANGE publishes an article on kiss
lng from Medical Standpoint" We'll, why
shouldn't they If they want to? \ doctor
probably appreciates a Hiss as highly as any
one st. Pau UerdLd.
ALTHoUGH the motto of Colorado is ''Noth-
lng Without Divine Aid" it is very seldom
that lyhching bee is opened with prayer.
very few states live mp to their notices in
this wicked age.-Puck.
\ CLERGYMAN who lives in Southern Wash
lngton county, and who Is addicted TO farm
NJ, during the recent dry spell prayed very
earnestly for rain. Within a few hours the
ram came and We among other things, o load
of hay which the clergyman had neglected to
pat under cover. 1t looks as though the cer-
gyman did not think his prayer would take
effect 50 soon.- CGns6ridge az. ~ Post.
How much vhas a ticket to Ian i1g?" he
asked at the Third street depot yesterday.
1.-TWO forty"
MAKE hun ST."
NO, slr.'
"But like to GO oudt undt see nv brud
DER
The price is two forty, sir"
How far was he?"
Eighty six miles"
fall"
mo, sir"
you don't take him."
mo, sir"
MY iriendt, dot vhas all right. / like to
Cant help that"
'Mebbe you think my brudder comes to see
me und git you two forty. You vhas Off. He
walks eatery shtep of der way. ind you doan'
get 80 much one look nit his coat tails NV
frendt, good bye2"-Detroit Free Press.
Luck AND THE HORSESHOE. - "Uncle
Nose" querled young moke who stood
watching the old man, who was engaged in
the comfortable occupation of roasting vans
I'm n a. ht- 4 H.
hoss-shoe in de road is gwIne fer to fetch any
body good luCkyn
Uncle Mose-"I does TO fac, chile, | does
dat. Fo' onc't was trablin' long de Bias
trap road wild a misery IN de bac' an q feelln'
feerful mean an 20, an foun' hoss- shoe
an hadn't mo- and pct hit up befo' seed a
white oman TRAP her money wallet"
"DId yo glib de lady's money puss back ter
her, Unce Nose" queried the Young moke
with manifest interest.
Inc Old man gazed upon the small sable for
an instant with Indignation bursting from
every pore OF his black skin. and then replied
with great asperlty: "B y, has yo' done tuck
leehe oh Vo sensus, or is vo' gone clean off yO'
base Ell had done dat whar would be de
luck IN hndln de boss shoe. Texas SiJtin0s
ABOUT four miles ont of Birmingham, Ala,
we came across stretch of road about four
miles lonS which was foot deep with red
clay mud. We had to ride our horses a ong
he edge OF 1t. and then it was job TO nun
through. On the far side about fifty feat
from the solIi road bed. we came upon a col
ored man with his mule and cart. the latter
loaded with wood and stuck fast in the mud.
The man was seated by the road side while
the old mule was chewing away at IA heap of
brush and grass which had been cast before
him. "Stuck?' asked Que OF the party as we
drew rein.
Reckon So" was the reply.
"How long have you been HEREOF
"Sincc yesterday"
why don't you unload and get out?'
Too mnch trouble, boss. Pze started fur
town. an 'twon't pay to go back home agin."
but what VIII you do?''
wait fur de mud to dry up, sab She's
hakin' mighty fast under dis hot sun, am two
days more will let me frew"
just at evening OF The second dav we saw
him come INTO town with the load, the mule
being plastered clear to the tips OF his ears
The man recognized us, and bowing very low
he said: ~ ous got to hev II leetle patience
down in dis we're country. boss, spesnually
when the mule am ober 20 vars ole. ''--Detroit
Free Press.