The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-12-02
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--wAen Lib~sty scoh on bar vssl asd
ssv shs Arsress psvy shs vert iii bel
issn fell 10 showers al cyss ths eosatry,
scns cIs sAys II 10 shs bill shieh
produces The echo, And here " hsvs
lived ~ these years sh'ntiDs 4 vas "
heller.
N.Y. con. kssp out d The Legislature - long
zoe oAa. Coz Il y nstass u record that
part a The Dsfsrscss pissioa Of thai tcdy
ID ID AM a1d 70 ''ordss 70 lie"
--saiib ss,s thai sLsG Ne Esrihc!dl
s,sspa IL hebisd up IL viii look Like :
ooruify soass vilb candle 10 Der bead
s,sadisg 10 kitrhes door calling IN tbs
dog
An srchsnge says. Tho average man
gets enough of prohibition lectures .
home" That's The reason. probably,
that he takes 20 much license assy from
home.
You ksov something about music.
doli you, Josgins'" "A little. Shopper
Then shsi does this paper mean when u
speaks o. tbs higher kinds Of mnsicy'
Must mean urper.sttio. I think"
The bill 10 prevent treating 10 public
places has been killed. We Bad f.ses
lsyiolhssLips 10 protect young men against
the ismsnins apostle for loo cream; bus
that hope Is blasted.
An advertisement Ia . 6siss paper
reads: Wanted. . servant Who knows
hos to cook and take care OF children"
One would naturally infer that children
do not need much looking after II they ere
once thoroughly cooked.
Military discipline q West Point Is 90
strict that beetle nsy crawl down . pri'
Yates back wben be Is 10 tho ranks. and
he mus. not indulge In the slightest evil
dencs u perturbation. lie must simply
hope that tle beetle will crawl up again.
The major irocking Nellie on bis
knee for Aunt Mays ssks)- suppose
this is what you like. Nellie? Nellie Yes,
it's yer. hiee. But rode on real douk-
~. yesterday l mean one with four lses.
you know.
"A schoolboy surprised bis teacher by
asking her how fer procession Of the
Presidents Of the United States would
reach II they we're placed in . row. On
her expressing her ignorance. be calmly
announced: From Washington to Glove.
Iand =
"A little "fresh cir child" Al Elkland,
who had never seen COW before. wss
watching the making process. with eyes
foil Of establishment After looking on 10
silence for some time she drew near, and
placing her hand on the COWS distended
side. exclaimed; why she's clock full
Of il. amt shsy'
Polite tramp-Will you obliee me
With lit,le vinegar and bit Of . rag,
madam I've bruised my heel. Lady Of
the house I'm very sorry, but our vine-
ga i out; wonldn IA little New England
rum d. as ~vlli Tramp Il don't know,
Inalaip. bull III Try IT. and -er never
mind the ray
VISITOR al the dime museum 10 the lii.
Tie piri who takes the cash: I'VE have
made bet add we want TO settle IT, Is
the bearded lady your mother or your
Auntf" The little girl: You are both
wrong She's my father
An old farmer Who wrote to an editor.
asking how to get rid Of moles, and re-
ceived the reply, Plough them out,
answered bach, Can't do III II is on my
dsrter's nosei'
What are Jon in here for?" asked
visitor at the penitentiary. "Csuse Wa
pns int growIod the prisoner. savagely. !
Yer didnt think | come 10 here cause
! liked Il, did yers'
Pm AFRAID it's not genuine" said 4
lady to . shopman: .Oh. yes. il il, mad
anne. replied the polite gentleman. "All
our csmel's.hair shavls are made Of pure
silk, direct from the worm.'
"A young lady Vas giving IN account
he other day Of 40 extraordinary individ.
nal whom shs saw during the vacation !
ramblines this summer. and Us pressed
Tor description Of him. ''Oh," she said,
MS useless to attempt 70 describe him
NJ I'll you W seen him and when you've
seen him there's nothing 70 say"
"A bad tempered old bachelor declares
hat - on team u sinsularly symbolic Of
'cursship and marriage. for Il begins With
bos. ccntinuss With ring and : yoke,
'rcer c&ses with : tongue. and ends ~
presenting 70 The world the picture Of 81 G
;oaaed pair.
-"Did yox<eli any iirs escapes 10 Bos.
cnf Asted = proprietor Of hia travsI'ng :
slesmao. Who bed iass come ia. NAV
'1 the disguised reply. moi Why r
ssy' S'You SEMI nc 10 tho wrong mcn.
why. they are old friends Of mine"
'Msybe they arc. but every one Of
BEN vas UnivsrsAlist, and ! packed mp
Oy samples sud Left"
Judge = How il il possible that man
an 30 lar forget what is due to his wife ~
} hurI wineglsss Il her heads Prisoner O.
Your Hoaor don't know my vile. n.
ndse-I have ncs The honor. Prisoner
hats what ! supposed, II ron knew you
ou,d SIX me hov came not 10 hnrl the