St. Paul daily globe., 1886-01-10
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS,
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral, Men
tai and Physical Psculiaritiss
Of Minneapolitans.
Distorted Negatives Which Cannot
Conceal the Personal Identity
of the Subject.
Prepared Plates Which Are Developed
by a Good-Humored Light
of Fun.

ington yesterday that the stone arch bridge
would go through all right, sending a
quiver through the breasts of the MiDneap-
oils Mil company.
John n. Cannon is going away on trip.
While he is on our list, he certainly will be
missed.
Aid. E. N. johnson daily goes out on the
stone arch bridge Qocation) and allows the
wind TO blow through his whiSkers.
S. o. Whitcomb, the Hennepin avenue
druggist, never uses his initials for sigma
ture. Very apparent why.
Maj. Reeve has the hardest time with his
name ever man had. G. Nee. Reeve is
twisted about into McReeve, MacReeve
and dozen other shapes. The GLOBE has
recently dubbed him Judge" Reeve, too.
When the exposition is finally located on
the East side, and howl goes up for addi-
tiOnal bridge facilities, what is Gen. Wash
burn going to do about it? HeIS now one
of the plaintiffs in the injunction suit.
DR.. Cleveland has a damage suit against
the Tribune in process of preparation.
When he sends in his bill it will have no
Ryder on it.
VIII Frounfelter, the cerberus of the
Grand opera house. is proof against any Sc
ductive beauty on the stage. The reason is
that Will was once crushed" on pretty
only 10 find she was married.
Capt. ID. NJ. Gilmore tells pretty good
story on S. G. Gale, and the latter cannot
deny the soft impeachment.
Aid. Sly viii be the prOudeSt man in
Minneapolis this week if Mclaughlin wins
the wrestling match.
Col. Fairman was present at the meeting
of the Massachusetts society last Wednes-
day. 1t is cold day when Bunker Hill
and the Raphael of Minneapolis can be sep
arated.
Col. Ed Steyens-dOn't confuse his name
with that of the pioneer of Minneapolis,
please-expects to tell the district court
what he knows of Coke, LittletOn and
Blackstone this month. He will get there.
Aid. George w. Cooley has been Tipping
quarter to see whether he made mistake
in writing that anti-stone-arch-b bridge letter
last week.
Some of the boys think it was a very
Small proceeding TO lose their motor passes.
But they ride, just the same.
If mind-reader could only get Lee Stat
ford on the stage what q revelation there
would be.
Water Commissioner Tom Andrews, the
man with the big obstructive record. and
the POOh-Bah of the water board, will not
be city purchasing agent at a salary of only
$500 year.
Charlie Hashaw has launched himself
into the political field and announced his
ward committees. Charlie has several pre-
cincts of the Third ward snugly slowed
away in his trousers pockets.
1t is said Capt. Mike Hoy will abandon
the detective business, but at the same time
it is shrewdly rumOred the gallant veteran
will still remain in politics.
l.. S. Gillette, in addressing the expOsi-
ton committee on site last Monday. showed
he had not been idle since he was done out
of the Republican nomination for alderman
in the Second ward last spring. lie has
been exercising his gall.
Aid. Eichhom is undoubtedly actuated
only by the highest of motives, and when
he bOOms the McNair property for the ex-
position it may be safely wageTed he has
not more than dozen eligible lots hard by.
DR.. Austin, the new county physician, is
a sOn-in-law of a. c. Austin. chairman OF
the board of county commissioners-bu
what's in name?
c. Ii. Du Bois of the Spectator, who un-
dertook to throw the Tribune's ''fax and
tiggers" in mixed match expects to be out
Of bed in couple of weeks. This is the
second man the magnificent piece of news
paper enterprise" has knocked out.
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sented with Siberian bloodhound, which
he keeps tied up and feeds with a fish pole.
Elder Stewart visited the Theater Com
ique Friday night, and was one of the wit
neSSes Of the 'rastling" match.
II. A. c. Thompson, as Overseer of the
poor farm, expects to become poorer in flesh
and richer in purse by contact with the Of
fee.
G. Fl. Prior is looking into the question
of smoke consumers.
In his endorsement of II. A. @. Thomp-
son for overseer of the poor farm, Loren
Fletcher says: 81 am in favor of him if
there is change" 1t will be observed
that there is nothing reckless about Loren
z. ID. O'Connor, the dapper little propri-
etor of the Sacred White Elephant proph-
esied the coming of the blizzard. When he
found that check was no good, he remarked
that it would be a cold day when he got
left. and his prediction has been verified.
John De Laittre was appointed an in
spectOr of the state prison through a mis-
taken idea that as one of the owners of the
opera house he has had considerable
experience with the press gang.
ii. B. Sherman of the Nicollet house
sized up the tobOggan slide with ''gol darn,
but it's jest Teglar sliding down hill''
VIII Burwell in 4 tObOggan suit re-
sembles one of Lieut.. Greeley's Arctic eN-
plOrers-
Commodore Bracket is looking for the
tramp who went about appealing for aid on
the ground that he got trichinOsis from
sleeping at the Friendly Inn.
Phelps of the Northwestern Farmer. il
has Just been ascertained, set off amercurial
fire-alarm by standing beneath it. Chief
StetsOn will please make a note of it.
The rumOr that Joe Ellis does his NOUS
taehe up in curl papers every night is not
true. 1t is only every other night.
When A. p. Walrath can not see millions
in the Sentinel gold mine, in Colorado, it is
on one of those peculiar days when the fog.
or something else, is so dense ne can not
find his way to dinner. Then things fail to
look CHEEKY.
''Sabe" has become the pet phrase of
George Seaton. Ben Coles ''Sure, your
right" however, still finds favor among a
certain clique.
julie Joyslin is not the best billiardist in
the city, but he does appreciate the kind
ness of friends who will tell Ed FOgg a real
entertaining story, or who will get Ed to
relate a story. The result is julie has a
walkaway on the game.
Dave Chute, the AdOniS Of his particular
set, has resolved to have his hair cut POM
padOur. This change in his methods will
lead TO more conquests.
M.Lally has tired of the life of bachelor.
His nuptials will soon be announced.
Johnny Knapp's new cutter is almost as
small as Aid. Haugan's is. The latter is
about foot high, fifteen inches wide and
six feet long and the driver rides behind.
toboggan-style. 1t frightened street car
into running away the other day.
Steve LovejOy says he is ready to start