The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-01-28

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Up at Columbus, in the capacity of
Clerk of the Ohio Senate is a young
man by the name of Vallandigham,
son of the late G. L. Vallandigham,
who achieved considerable notoriety
during the war, by his ultra Democ-
racy. This young man is great ad-
mirer of the modern Democratic
Moses, Dan. Dalton. and concluded
on last Wednesday to see if the Ohio
Senate could not be run in the same
manner in which Dan. ran the Gin
cinnati election. A resolution regard
ing the investigation Of the Cincin-
natl scoundrelism was introduced by
Mr.. Pavey, of Fayette County. The
Clerk read the resolution and prompt
ly gave decision referring it to the
Committee of Privileges and Elec-
tions
Up in the chair there is big Union
soldier named Bob Kennedy. When
Bob saw that the Clerk proposed to
take charge of the Ohio Senate, and
control it by brazen Democratic
cheek, he firmly invited the Clerk to
attend to his own business. Mr.. Val
landigham still exhibited 9 disposition
to run things, when Kennedy brought
down his gavel-he ought to have
brought it down on the clerks head
with such force as to splinter the
handle, and said: ''If the Clerk does
not sit down | will have him re-
moved!' This squelched the disciple of
Dalton, and he sat down, firmly con-
WINGED that Kennedy is the Presiding
Officer Of that body. Our word for
it, the Democracy will not scare Bob.
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The report that the President re-
fused to appoint Ex-Gov. Crittendon
Of Missouri to office because he had
conspired with the Ford boys to assas-
sinate Jesse James. is doubtless with
out any shadow of truth, but it re-
minds us Of talk we had with
young man who resided in Missouri
at the time Jesse was killed, and at
the time Garfield was killed. Said he:
''There was a great deal more grief
over Jesse James than there was over
Garfield" James was not quite so
valuable in community as a. sheep
killing dog, yet he was clothed with
sort of mock-heroism which caused
genuine grief when the gentle MUIR
derer and horse-thief was suddenly
treated to dose Of his own medicine.
x*
The Democrats of Virginia are in
tensely Democratic. No sooner has
that party become thoroughly settled
in power in that State than the sub
iect of the reputation of the State
debt is openly advocated. A leading
Democratic paper claims that the
State does not owe the amount of out
standing bonds, and that the holders
should be compelled by law to surren-
der up these bonds. Now why
wouldn't that be a convenient way
for State-we mean Democratic
State-to get out Of debt. Borrow
all the money possible under the ex-
isting credit Of the State, issue bonds,
then declare by law that those bonds
belong to the State, and must be sur
rendered up at once. It would effect
ually wipe out the debt, and the peo-
pie could stand it, because they elect
ed the Democracy to power, and there
would be nothing in such brilliant
financial scheme to compromise De-
mocracy. It would, the rather, be de-
cidedly characteristic. This financial
scheme will perhaps prove to be the
greatest effort of Lees administration
***
In turning over the State Govern
ment the Democrats have vindicated
their record, and sustained their repu-
tation, as politicians. This party
which makes loud protestations Of re-
form, so thoroughly reformed public
affairs during Gov. Hoadly's admins
tration as to leave an empty treasury
for the incoming administration.
There is an estimated need of funds,
above the estimated revenue, of more
than million dollars. And there
was money enough in the treasury
two years ago, were it there now, to
enable the State to pull through with
out difficulty. 1t seems to be char
aeteristic Of the Democratic party
that, though it sometimes finds money
in the treasury, it rarely leaves any
there.
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, A Washington dispatch speaks Of a
bill introduced by Gen. LeFevre to in
crease the pension of James M. Dal-
zell ('Private'') to thirty-fve dollars
per month. It is claimed that the
Private is getting old, and poor. and
s suffering from disease contracted
N the army-in fact that he is on
;he verge Of the grave, and is unable
20 write for the press any more, and
,y that means add to his income.
This latter statement will cause thou