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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
DER OAK CND DER VINE,
I don'd vas preaching voman's righdts.

I don'd vas preaching yomans righdts,
Or anvdng like dot.
Und likes to see all peoples
Shust gondented NIT dheir lots;
But wants to gondradict dot shap
Dot made dis leedle shoke;
"a woman vas der glinging wire,
Und man der shturdy oak
Berhaps, sometimes, dot may be drue:
Budt, den dimes oudt off nine,
l find me oudt dot man himself
Vas peen der glinging vine;
Und ven hees frendts obey all vas gone,
Und he vas shust "tead proke,''
Dots when der woman shteps righdt in,
Und peen der shturdy oak
Shust go CUP to der base ball grounds
Und see dhose 'shturdy oaks
All planted roundt ubon der seats
Shust hear dheir laughs und shokesl
Dhen see dhose vomens at der tubs,
Nit Clothes oudt on der lines;
Which vas der shturdy oaks, mine friendt
IND which der glinging vines?
Ven sickness in der household comes,
Und weeks und weeks be shtays,
Who vas i'd fighdts him mitoadt resdt,
Dhose weary nighdts und days?
Who beace und comfort always prings.
Und cools dot fefered prov?
More like i'd vas der tender vine
Dot oak he glings to now.
MAN wants budt leedle here pelow,''
Der boet Won time said;
Dhere'S Ieedie dot man he don'd want.
/ dink id means, inshted;
Und when der years keep rolling on,
Dheir cares und droubles bringing,
He wants to pc der shturdy oak,
Und, also. do der glinging.
Maybe, when oaks obey Cling some more.
Und don'd so shturdy peen,
Der giinging vines obey hat some shance
To helb run Lies masheen.
In belt pnd sickness, shoy und pain,
In calm or shtormy veddher,
Twas beddher dot dhose oaks und vines
Should always Cling togeddher.
Charles FoDen Adams in Harper,s
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

SINCE Secretary LAMAR is going to marry
widow himself he ought to have been more
sympathetic than to refuse his consent TO tn e
marriage of young white man to d girl who
is only the daughter of an Indian chief OF Il
somewhat savage disposition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
Hunting for Eiaia,e in the woods.


That able disciple OF protection, Mr..
William d. Kelley, commonly called Pig
Iron" is now soiourning in the South for the
p urpose of broadening his mind. He hiss
publicly declared that be finds, after investi-
CATION, that the negro labOrers in Alabama
and Tennessee are as we'll paid as the white
laborers of PENNSYLVANIA, where they are
protected ND to their eyes. This is an inter
estng statement, but where does it leave
Blaine?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
eff OIL Dates.

Duluth Herald
Judges Macdonald and Wilson and Mayor
Rice will form group i'll Washington to-day
which will probably lie the cynosure OF all
eyes Not only the first Democl attic con-
gresham from Minneso5a is seen in the
house to-day, but there are three of them, it is
sad to relate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
THE POPULAR STYLE.

The New York Sun complains that thC
presidents message is not picturesque
enough. The Sun is an excellent newspa-
per, but it is entirely too aesthetic for this
day and generation. 1t is good horse
sense and not pcturesQueneSs in state craft
that the people crave. And the president
is suiting the public taste most admirably.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

THE Republicans in the Minnesota legisla-
ture might do much worse than combine with
the Democrats for the purpose OF sending q
professor of the latter faith to the senate.
There are also several very able Democrats
who would represent the state with exceeding
credit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

POSTMASTER General Villas has returned
$500 due him as assemblyman after he was
appointed cabinet officer. The West will
not allow the effete East in the person of
Congressman Cox to Guido her in the matter
of conscientious honesty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
AN IDEAL DUETT.

AN IDEAL DUETT.
Characters: An irate manager and an in
censed contralto)
Ever since the day hired
You I've been very SICK and tire
You can 90! You can 20.
You're vixen! You're Il drone!
You belong to the TOrrid zone!
Or place that's every bit as close and
warm.
She
It's all well enough to talk
But your little scheme I'll haik!
That win. That | witt
Some poor women you may Tool
But you II find I'm not Il tooi.
I'm tiger, and my claws have not been
He
You've never earned your wage
You re no crc,iit to the stage!
Get thee hence. Get thee hence.
You can neither sing nor act.
In fact, think you re cracked-
Your tongue IS wagging gossip day and
night.
She
You're vain. conce TED ass,
And live in II house o. glass
Which I'll stone. Which I'll stOn,'
You'll have to climb tree.
But what is that to me?
Or the public Who'll be glad you've
gone aloft.
He
discharge you now and here!
You can walk OF on your ear
Or your nose! Or your chin!
For ten thousand l will sue
And this fine lace work you IL rue!
You can't defame stainless, modest
mani
She
go! But pray remember:
That before the next December
A book I'll print-Yes I'll print
And l can tale unfold
1t will be in blue and gold
The memoirs of two young lnnocents
abroad
People who are afflicted with insomnia are
advised to read the able and interesting series
of articles On the Ontario plan OF assessment
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
An GId Siager,s opinion.

An old political weather-cock remarked to
us the other day; They are bound to down
d avis Give US Mcmillan rather than Win
dom, who has gone 10 New York to play the
modest dodge. On that Fletcher. Lang
don is the whitPst man in that crowd. Bur
they will all be beaten. Let's elect Knute
Nelson as senaror, and he will elect {? y
Gilman to congress, and then see us apples
swim.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

EVERY toboggan CLUB in the state should
make arrangements to attend the opening of
the ice carnival, and the railroads should
generously accord them facilities for doing
ii. 1t will be money in their pockets to do so.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
Disposins of Mr. Gibbs.

Heron Lake News.
II is rumored in political circles that Hon.
I l.. Gibbs will be candidate for United
States senator Mr.. Gibbs ought to be on the
railroad commission.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

CALIFORNIA is a state of wonderful en-
gineering feats, and the success met with by
the engineers of the recent mining stock
deal indicates that she is in no danger of
losing her old-time prestige.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
Keostou Of the Northwest.

Louisville COurlef-JOurnai.
In St. Paul torch is called a sycopodium.
There is suspicion that St. Paul is trying 10
draw attention to herself COR himselD as the
Boston of the Northwest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
A Hint for monopolists.

Rochester Union.
Here is something for the Bell telephone
managers TO think about: Most OF the shadows
that cross our path through life are caused by
our standing in our own light
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

strong pasteboard running up into
the air two feet and terminating in sharp
point. This peculiar head dress was orna-
mented with rough sketches drawn in char
coal OF pieces of machinery that the crazy
brain under it had dreamed out. The hat
was held to his head by strip of blue
cloth that passed under the chin and was
fastened to the other side with button.
He wore full-dress coat, rather RUSTY and
somewhat tagged. Ornamented with brass
buttons. This coat was fastened tightly
about him, and over his left shoulder and
across his breast was hung broad leather
sash, and from the end resting on his right
hip hung an old-fashioned six-shooting re-
vOlver, generally styled pepper box"
This was perfectly harmless weapon. as
the hammer was missing. but 1t lent the
wearer the air of a military officer of great
honor. His long, honey legs were incased
in black trousers badly worn
at the knees, which fitted him
almost as closely as his skin and on his feet
were shoes with sharp points, through
which his narrow toes had worked thel
way. He took but little interest in the
proceedings, but kept his glittering eyes on
the floor while he nervously moved his
hands about and worked his skinny fingers.
1t was nearly 8 o'clock when President
Blatz raped the lyceum to order. Hang
ing his hat up on the floor. he glanced
along the semi-crcle Of faces and, taking a
long BREATH said:
"Boyees, we hev assembled onct more
after er years separation. Err year in
which we hev experienced er mixed up mess
ov fun an trouble. Many ov us hev cum
back feeln' tibet we hev been benerflted
by Their summers experience; others hev
returned wuss Off than they wus when this
air lyceum adjourned ur one year ergo. As
Shakespeare has frequently remarked.
tits true. Ills tutf, and tuff it is. tits true.'
l notice tibet several faces which were
familiar among us last year air not here
tonight. l regret this very much, but they
may turn up afore Their winters over. This
air yceum wus er great benerft to rs last
winter. an we want ter keep up its repurta
ton this seasun. My term az plesurdent
ov this lyceum expires tonight an we must
reorgernize. BOyees. yer now hev ther
privilege ov nOminatin' somebody fur
presurdent of this air lyceum fur Their
insuin' year. Who do yer want?"
Cross-eyed Sam arose and said: Seen
tlemen, move tibet ther present officers ov
this lyceum hold over ernOther year"
Second Their notion" yelled Oman Bob.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

sENAroR RIDDLEBERGER has resolved to
cool down and not challenge Sergeant-at-
Arms CANADAY- The Washington police
probably refused to take any notice of the
proposed outbreak.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

The Decline an Matinee TickeT&.
Atlanta Constitution.
We regret to hear that Miss Mamie Ander-
sons step-pa is running q vulgar ranch
somewhere in the West. This is probably the
reason why the provincial papers have so few
matinee tickets
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
to which the most hypercritical Engishman
could not object.

IF MEssRs. MANNING and GARLAND must
leave the cabinet the Northwest would sug-
gest to the president that the selection OF at
least one of their successors from this region
would be appreciated and remembered in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

upon as one who would stoop to any dirty
work that would advance his own interests.
-
He is not an ordinary "rat," who would
consent to work for less wages than his fell
low when he is lin hole" but he has al
ways had an ambition to be foreman aud
take Charge OF the composing rooms OF large
daily newspapers-of about the same type as
Thompson, present foreman OF the New YORK
Tribune. His ambition In this direction mas
led him to make offers TO publishers OF these
papers TO furnish forces of typos at less
rate for composition than was being paid.
He operated for quite while at st. Louis,
Kansas City and Leayenworth, where he sue
ceeded in working his scaeme; but he was
incompetent and did not last long. 1t is
probable that he has made propositions OF
this character to almost every paper OF prom
inence in the country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

JUDGE CHURCH, of Dakota, desires it to be
known that he is no carpet-bagger. He has
been in the territory quite long enough to
acquire a trunk.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

vBRNoR-ELECT MdGtLL now labors in
the quandary of having larger political
family to provide for than the number of OIL
cal Christmas gifts at his disposal will satisfy
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

THE fact that Wisconsin druggist has
failed is taken as an indication that he was
fooishy content with profit OF only one
hundred per cent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

THERE are some indications that the auto
cratic individual who rules the weather de-
partment may condescend 10 approve the
wearing of tohoggan suits after all
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

IT Is not thought that the administration is
particularly anxious to have Mr.. DAY inter-
viewed Just now as to his opinion of it's
workings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

SINCE Germany is making fresh prepare
tons for war, it is probable that Emperor
WILLIAM has had another twinge of the govt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
Girls Writing Love Dissies.

New York Sun.
1t is wonderful how our lady poets delight
to write love dItties not in their own charac-
ter, but as if they belonged to the masculine
side of the house. Here. for instance, is Miss
Minnie Gilmore, who is the author of most
ardent love poem in which a blooming young
man tells us how he took OF his lady's glove
they were going down stairs together, and
how, ENCOURAGES by the red flush that arose
upon her cheek in that beautiful emergency,
he intends on some other evening TO declare
all his sentiment. But let US give Miss Gill
more hearing in her own language:
AFTER THE BALL.
o, little glove do | but dream hold thee.
So warm, so sweet, and tawny as her hair?
Nayl from her hand tonight | dared unfold
thee,
As we went down the stair.
She said no word; she did not praise nor
blame me;
She is so proud, so proud and cold and fair!
All! dear, my love, thy silence did not shame
AS we went down the STAIR
Thy dark eres flashed, thy regal robes ar
rayed thee
In queenly grace and pride beyond COM
pare;
But on thy cheeks a sudden red betrayed
thee,
AS we went down the stair.
o, lady mine, some near night will prove
thee
By this soft glove l know that I NAV dare
Take thy white hand and whisper, ''Sweet, 1
love thee,''
As we go down the stairi
This is clever poetry, and we have no wish
to dispute it. But why should girl, and a
girl of experience evidently as well as of
genius, write thus in the character of a man?
IL is true she is not alone in this sort of thing.
There are good many girlS-and before she
got married Mrs. Ella Wheeler Wilcox was one
of them-in whose poems the utteraDces of
manly passion flow along with bewitching
warmth and sweetest melody. 1t is a strange
puzzle, but we reject utterly the idea that
the girls write in this way because there is no
man who will write for them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
rEsp Sc. P&gL GLOEsE

Has n Larger CirCuiattoQ tIlan that
pf Any Other Newspaper Printed
North W est of Chicago .aRG is stead
LIZ and = 4 pidly sncre&sir2.E1 Excepting
Pace WIKI the Growth Of thc Great
Fifty Of vghfch ello GLOBE is admit
tedly the Journasistic Representa-
live.
EtIstae Best Advertising Medium
for These yyHo Desire 20 Reach All
DIasses cr Newspaper Readers ia the
Great Northwest, and Especially in
FgEuslesorn ;E,:s u, i.Gfa.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

MICHAEL DAvITT's taking back with him
to ireland a bride from this country is form
of american interference in Irish affairs, -
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
THAT Comes Later.

1t seems strange that sleigh bellies can warm
their escorts hearts so much better than
their feet.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

rely upon the typo
graphical craft for re-
cruits for his flibuster-
ing expedition, he could
not raise a corporaPs
guard. and would meet
with ignominious fail
ure. Cutting is a printer
by trade, but one of the
despIcable and thor
oughly hated class
known as rats. :" He
is not recognized by any
honorable man of the
craft, but is snubbed on
al hands, and looked
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
which are now running in the columns OF an
esteemed morning contemporary.

which are now running in the columns OF an
esteemed morning contemporary
~
If Mr. Murray is certain that there will be
no penalty ii another 100 saloons are opened
lin excess of the limit prescribed by law
he should circulate the information and get
them under way 30 that the daily papers can
secure the figures for the tables showing the
increase of firms in their New Years edi-
tons.
~
1t is understood that Secretary Phelps. in
addition to desire to reorganze the cham
Der of commerce, has few weird ideas rela-
tive to the benefits derived by st. Paul from
the holding of the winter carnivals.
~
From the manner III which the three
worthy railroad commissioners let them
selves out on their annual report it is sus-
pected that they hope to make themselves
solid with the incoming governor, trusting
that he may conclude to reappoint them. 1t
is conceded to be mastery stroke, even if
it fails in its purpose.
~
A Dakota man told me yesterday that his
brother lived within few blocks of Judge
friend of his there. He said that it was
agreed upon nearly two years ago that Judge
Church was to be appointed governor of Da-
kota, and he had letter from his brother,
written about week alter Church came to
Dakota to enter upon his duties as supreme
judge, which narrated the plan, every detail
of which has since been carried out. Church
was a friend and favorite of Tilden, and
Cleveland, of course, had warm spot for
him. Before Cleveland'S Inauguration he
had agreed upon Church as governor of Da-
kota and had rendered him the place. The
compact was understood thoroughly, and the
brother in Brooklyn Was made aware of the
fact.
~
There were some obstacles to overcome,
however. The president had determined to
make it one of his cardinal principles to APP
point residents OF territories to ill territorial
Offices. To overcome this it was decided to
appoint Church as supreme judge, and that
he should come to Dakota and live for year.
acquiring residence as citizen, and famil-
iarizins himself with the condition of affairs
in the territory. Then it could not be urged
| against the president that he had been incon-
sisteIt and violated pledge. And it could
rot be said with justice that Church was a
''csrpet- bagEer." Subsequent developments
have shown that such a plan could easily
have been agreed upon aud carried out. II so,
Ziebach, Day and a host of other Dakota
patriots have been wasting a lot of time and
energy and conducting absolutely wild
goose chase
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

SECOND tner mOClOn.
But l protest." said
BlatZ. rising.
set down. yer chump,
or I'll break yer neck
with er shoe" yelled
Cross-eyed Sam. and
turning to the men he
said, "ther motion hez
been made an seconded
tibet ther present orgun-
iZation be continued.
All them who be in
favor ov this motion
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
BABY AND SUNDAY.


I--VI-.N ~
- :, advance SO 60 . mes, in advance 81 so
,,,,s.. in advance % weeks.in advance l %
One month --.....S5e.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

At the time he was operating in Missouri
he was looked upon as Il man of no stamina
or character He was souchy in his dress
in fact he generally bore the appearance of Il
man who had not recently been introduced
to Ii bath. He was typical rat printer, in
every sense of the word. If his record was
thoroughly ventilated he would not make
very available candidate for congress on a
knights of Labor platform.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13
ODE TO THE FARMER.

never wear a necktie-the practice abhor-
For white shirtlfronts haven't any use!
This blue flannel (my old standby is good
enough for me--FOr
The vagarieS of the dude there's no excuse
TO THE CAPITALIST.
You see am no Granger-there's no whet-
stone in my hair,
There's no hay seed in the corner of nv eye!
In fact, I'm one of the finest-see what fine
clothes l wear!
Get on TO this dandy Shirt front and neck
tie! VIM. 4. Lee.
Some one wrote to Ignatius DonneIy, a few
days ago, asking for his biography. Among
the points to be covered was his occupation
Donneliy wrote Farming and Literature!'
Then he drew the pen through the last two
words, appearing on record as farmer
simply. Mr.. Donnel!y probably thought OF
his coming contest with Jim Hill, and resorted
10 strategy.
Manager Foster showed poor judgment in
bringing the Huntington row to head at
Peoria. This is one of the worst places in
America from which to start an operate ad
vertsing boom. Oshkosh, Wis, would have
even been better.
~
All the small towns and villages in Russia
bearing German names are to be given Rus
sian names at the beginning of the year. A
strike among the postmasters throughout the
civilized world may be expected.
80
The new French ministry was made up by
M. Goblet. There were, of course, many
who prayed earnestly that this cup might be
allowed to pass from them, but as it couldn't
be helped, they will shut their eyes and drain
it to the dregs.
Lady Colin Campbell has at least given the
society reporters pointer. They can now
add life and spirit aud novelty to their reports
of social events which are partial failures, by
characterIzing them "ghastly affairs and
''deadly dull This will at least relieve the
monotony.
Tn the days before the chestnut gong be-
came a chestnut it is hardly probable that
Janauschek's agent would have billed this as
her farewell appearance. But We will let it
go this time!
1t is hardly probable that Mr.P. H. Kelly has
70 rned another political partnership ami
gone in with Sabin. The present firm of Kelly
& DOran has its hands full and the former is
too shrewd to put an over-supply of irons
in the fire. Besides, he would not relish the
idea of being handicapped by having dead
duck hung about his neck.
~
Congressman-eect Baker, of Illino is
slugged a reporter and beat him over the mead
with his cane and had whole lot of fun with
him, and only had to paw S. for it in the police
court. What encouragement is there for the
rising generation to adopt the profession OF
Journalism?
-
Representative Frederick, of Iowa, is ac-
cused OF deliberately classifying in d letter he
wrote to the president. In any other state
but Iowa this would weaken his chances for
q rencm inatIOc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

IN advance. 50 co 3 mos, in advance. soc
80. IN advance. I o. mo, in advance. zoe
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-1l.Y ST. PAUL GLOBE.
nra vear. 81 Mo-, Is cts. Three Mo-, s. cts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

known ANA snarpest con- men in the
country, known to police officials in st. Paul
and other large cities as Tom jackson, alias
Tom Ran, and Bob Moore, alias 'Three-
Fingered Jack" In June last these men, ac-
companied by third man, who escaped ar
rest. turned a sucker for $40 and gold
watch OH q Manitoba train, near Will
mar. They were captured and have since
been in jail DIT that point. FRIENDS OF
the ''monte spoilers" made strenuous efforts
to secure their release, ana at different times
paid the sucker $500 not to appear against
them. Each time the sucker, as tue
Frenchman who lost his money and tlmepiece
was called, took the money offered and prom
fsed to rem ain away. but each time he put in
an appearance at the proper time. His APP
pearance necessitated a trial of the case, ana
rather than take chances the men pleaded
guilty to robbery in the second degree, ana
both took two years without murmur.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-13

IT.. in --once 81 60 6 mos, in advances 90
.,,fhs in advance Isl o..