New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-02-07
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

There are a number of total abstaners In the present
English Parliament, and the friends OF temperance were
so delighted with tine circumstance that they held
public meeting few days ago in the Westminster Town
Hall to welcome them.
s,vs the latest late obituary.: He was a firm
beIcyer i'm the i nifty OF labor and elective speaker
AT meetings Of us group OF Anarchists but hI' WIG dd
II support by keeping boarding house water
bury American.
The Voee, of this city, contains interview with
man Interested In the liquor business who says that tie
Rev. Dr. Crosby Is IN League with the brewers d.
Crosby may thank his lucky stars that he got OH 80 we'll
II is fact well known-tO many liquor dealcrs-that
Dr. Crosby several beer saloons under an alias and
that he is therefore directly interested IN having beer
licenses cheap This IA the only way in which his
attitude on the liquor question be- eNplaiDed-0y
liquor dealers 1t IL to ho feared that Dr. CrosDys
congregation. ani reputable people generally, don't
know what a deep. dark man no Is. But tue uquor
dealers tell them.
Mr. Talmage's the frightfu shortage of men
il -aId be creating great sensation among the
spnsters OF Massachusetts, Hitherto they have re-
grded the male sLortaEe as local. ana they are sur
prlsc,i 10 mud that IL is general.
Ms Wheedlr-' was just looking at your insurance
policy, and ind that Wouldn't get anIthlng II you
should commit suicide Why don't you change INTO
other cOmPanyF Mr. why, my ussr' Sou
don't want TO commit suicide, do your Mrs W
What an idea! or not, Charles; but yon are
such kind. consdtrate husband you know; and $1,000
good deal OF money. ana IL ""ud DO PITY 70 1850
iL"-lBoston Transcript
The Presbyterian Church at Loeb RAMA. Arran Scot
land finds It the kind Of minister wants
The last candidate dismissed In short order because
he walked with frivolous gait. The elders said that his
conversation was all right, but his walk decidedly
heretca.
A Malay gentleman regards the Of fork at table
as dfty aud disagreeable. You don't know Into how
many mouths II has inserted. IL may have been
aud secured but you don't know that some lazy
servant neglected his WORK. On the otner hand:
he says know that my nngrrs are clean because
wah them ysel AMI am sure they have never been
In any bOdy's mouth but my own We smlle az tue
MHays OF eating. out hasn't ne pet! lar ehahce
to smile back i-lsPringheld UNION
Jersey clergyman who recently died left
provision in Ills will regard the raising OF goats as
an article OF food The decreased Clergyman believed
tnat goats flesh far preferable to swines hesn aud
desired do something to empha.ize his views on the
subject The goat hitherto played many parts In the
drama Of fe 1t TO DO how he will pan out
q substitute for pork.
Dr. Macdonald the new member OF Parliament for the
University OF EInburg, Is an "ange" In the Sweden
borgian Church And some of his simple minded CO.
relgionists that he may become fallen angel IN
wicked London.
The male population OF the far West Ia still cllmoIing
for wives" Lei 1t camor. II the male poi uaton OF
the FAR West thinks the female population OF the lar Eas
the cyclone Tor mere man, II Is mistaken Ihen,
too the girls have al ont concluded that man who has
10 howl himself hOarse for wife isn't mucn OF "A eaten,
anyway. Imagination Repul hcan'
Dakota has been having o succession OF tho most soul
piercing Billiards, but the people don't mind them In
fact they rather enjoy Them and have built number OF
Blizzard oboggAn slides FOR fun aud recreation. We
suggest TO the OF this lively Territory that they
slide into the Union toD0ggan senators Butler and
Vest would tnen have sOmetl To talk about.
Stranger TO editor Of country weekly: Have you the
last seven numbers OF The GdsOOif Editor: Yes; ncI-
e-ted IN the love stOryi stranger: WE'LL sOmewhst.
copyrighted that story about three years AGO. ANA
pose make pay for II. Editor Tell you what
III Lets call tHquare for years subscription.
stranger: DO you think years subscription 10 your
miserable sheet will pay me for the damage caused my
reckless to day. aud darned II don't offer you the
paper for two years for nothing. lTd-Bits
In Zululand wife be bought FOR ten good COWS,
but the market rising quotations few poor
quality of wife be bought for three heifors aud bull
calf
The Kodsrn CremattSiis the somewhat odd name OF u
new monthly magazine published at Lancaster. Penn,
In the interests OF cremation.
The Audover Theological Seminary has three Turkish
students. named Christaks ApOstoos Derebey Cdspir
Hagop BilbG ian, and Hovhannes Kevork Santikian.
The students think that their almost unspeak
able.
or tho 672 Yale graduates who died In the ten years
from 1876 Ia 1888 there were 27l who past
seventy years OF age. Aud these men received their
education when camille lights were used at mornins
l prayers. Yale CourInt