New-York tribune., 1886-06-07
THE TALK or THE DAY

The Minneapolis Tribune says that some OF the genial
old fellows OF the late Presbyterian General Assembly
managed to have great deal OF dgnihed fun way
and another all however within strictly orthodox lines
There is one little remnant of cockueysn that IS OBJ
servable in the language OF the common people This
the leaving Of the asplrate: BesIits we've
1eeause "rll,' we'll" and they'll show the contrac.
ton of tie auxiliary verb in the same way have noee1
eanation "'is" i'm "'and "'e" tor HIS" him and
are examples Another peculiar thing is the pref king
waking" and similar Instances. All these pecnari-
ties are noticeable dialect and many OF them
are common TO all English speaking People As FOR
real straigntout dictionary English, you will hunt long
time before you able to secure enough strictly
curate speakers to make up snug dinner party ana
when you have secured them you may safely address
every of them as professor Atlanta Constitution
Mugwumo says that Mr. Blaine couldn't get single
vote in England. That is more than could be said OF
some free trade Democrats.
Mr. De Garmo: I suppose about this rime OF the year
you ladies' who are going TO Graduate are engaged
al the hme in pIeparus your ess.ys r- by tho way
Miss Engena: Pale blue, trimmed with real Lace
lTid-Bits.
distress: We'll, Mary am sorry yon discon-
tented wit the place that you have had TO strike sup
pose am 10 consider this al uitmatumi
servant: Yon can consider It an hull tomato or only
mari NJ n tomato for all care. What want is two
hours work Tor eleven aud half Iours pay lid Bits
"scnator Hearsts recent allusion tr ALASKA and bad
whiskey," says The San Francisco REPORT was rather
unfortunate, view Of tue immedate official statement
OF that Alaska Is being nooled Win vile HguOr
sold to the wretched indians at eight prices, whirh
des picabe traffic Is carried with the connvaIce OF
cnstms officials in San Franc,sco, Port Townsend Port
land and stka. Senator Hearst means we'll, but OF
course not well posted he docs not seem to have
any ore to post him.
81 think flies he numerous on the baseb III
ground than they arc in our Kitchen. remarked Mrs.
Wnat makes you think thatF' asked her husband.
"why see ny the paper that one OF the clubs mas
y cat eher but should think would be hard 10 eaten
thcm the open air. -" Pttsburg Cbronlco-T Telegraph
The Jackson Mich.) Pariot thus concludes q highly
ADJ rrcistve obituary notice of local horse: Now
that her f has ceased and that she buried in
the grove the arm We leave hcf but 10 be rculem
bered when, weary with toll and heat OF tnc day.
turn to homes and think how useful be If
but put on breastplac Of faith, ard follow thu great
poor Jennie has taught ushAt of patience and
endurance to tue end
The IonA tskei-of summer synagogue ut Long Branch
ls a. yet. tna dim fntlre IL is Ia seo that the
gay and festive Isrsees Who paronize tDs popular
sort not camorng for place oi worship ! Hebrew
journal.
frantically telling the Mugwumps to Oh somewhere
and flock by themselves; but that another election
Is beginning 10 loom up, they hopo that the Musw
NAV 70 again used for dlng. And they talk "f the
NOBILITY OF going ont for conscience sake. II looks, by
tle way though good many Democrats wond 10 oui
for conscience In the next Presidential section.
| A cage OF parrots and cage OF monkeys passed
thioush Atlanta FRIDAY. consigned o. AnDurn. Ala Is
"menageie came Om sonth America, and wa cent Dy
H. c. Armstrong. United states consul at Rio Janero o.
The parrots not learned the English language YET
| but they yelled GrJyorV-l savannah News
recent number OF The Est,iiine (Dak) B,H contain
the following advertisement: "slideundsr House
Tornado Bili proprietor Hot and cold air In ever,
| room. Elegant cemetery In connection. This Is TN
ony house tho city provided with cyclone cellar 10