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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

For spcctscles, eye glasses and optical gool'
call a. Leyinski y Albea, JrWeler, AMI oP's
lon who guarantee IN suit cycrS e!f "S"
position,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

Thanking the public Tor their kind p,,roa'
age request continuance Of the same foi
our sue essor Mr J, L,yiuski. who viii Goa
iuuc the business d, the aid stand
T. r. A. BEL
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

Ar-u> A,t>re loom. up.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29
DrssoIurIoS OF rARrfRsmIr

The partneT,Aip heretofore existing te.veen
the undersigned under the rfm name Of IL
Ninski $ Aibta. ha. been this dAy dl,,Oiye By
mutual consent Mr. AlbcA fotlriug from the
hfm. NJ Ltviusk assumes all the abilities
and viii collect all tho debts. nn.es and &C.
counts due the Old arm.
WACO, December slsL lsSi
:. LEyiNSKi.
e. T. Al,BBA
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

TIM wheat crop looks we'll
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

Tur weather j., chaopcml
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

J ob SALE CAEAP-THE WHITE FLE,
rhhli aquarium. ATply 90 James Askew.
l'uE -AlE-sTUVE WODp OR CORD WOOn
! leuN orders NJ Moore * Ihump,ou's
MRS y. A. klRKPATRICK.
|, uE ALE good second hana engine. por-
! ir't running order good A. new At halt
lflot TOW rAbGIrT.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

'Tu lNNH $3.50 uS FIK~T-,LAss Rvsl
H.s, property Zoo che clty-i years install
h'hl I'Hh GEO W JACKSON
T." luAF 500 s'Oo 81. 40 ou larmiug lands
l nf FHHlnr l.ru .ute,
'tOEpE ". JACKSON.
H'"" oFpr Levine s. zoe. Austin ~.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-01-29

oStt no. LOAN IN SUMS OF 500 ANp
VI ~ NAEh- ou easy terms. " Il. PAT.
ih-uA H 90. Waco. Texas
NIoNti TO LOAN-uS LpEu OR SHORT
Land notes or deed OF trust Sc.
rHTiy required
ItNAS LOAS AGENCY.
iorsiCRnR, Tex.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
ADor That Understands.


There is Boston Newfoundland
dog, Lion, BY name, who gives proof
of his comprehensions Of what is said
to him. A lady called on his mistress
the other day. During her call Lion
came in rather slyly, lay down on the
parlor carpet and went to sleep. The
conversation ran on, and the visitor
said finally:
What handsome Newfoundland
you havc?"
Lion opened one eye. Yes said
his mistress, ''he is very good dog.
and takes excellent care Of the chill
dren."
Lion opened the other eye and way-
ed his tail complacently to and fro
along the carpet.
when the baby goes out he always
goes with her, and | feel perfectly sure
then that no harm can come to her, =
his mistress went on.
Lions tail thumped up and down
violently on the carpet.
.sAnd he is SO gentle to them all, and
such q playmate and companion to
them. that we would not take thous-
and dollars for him."
Lions tail now went up and down,
to and fro, and round and round with
great and undisguised glee.
.sBut," said his mistress, Lion has
one serious fault
Total subsistence of Lions tail. to.
gether with the appearance of an ex.
preston Of great concern .on his face.
HE will come in here with his dirty
feet and lie down On the carpet, when
have told him time and again that lie
mustn't do It,"
Here Lion arose with an air Of the
utmost detection and humiliation and
skunk out of the room, with his lately
exuberant tail totally crestfallen.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
Moriarty Threw High.

Here is q funny story about the pro-
prietress Of Tar Flat hotel. It seems
that about Christmas time she got up q
rattle at half q crown ticket to dis
pose of her dilapidated piano. OF
course all her dodgers took chances
anythiug for arafile-and on Christina 8
eve the affair came off in the hotel bar
parlor. Each of the men had taken
their throw at the dice-and for the
benefit Of the innocent and ignorant,
we will explain that the highest throw
of the dice in such an instance would
be fifty -four, at least such was the case
with the landlady's dice.
Have yez all had q throw" de-
manded the landlady.
I'VE have" was the reply.
"Well. now. b'ys, there's young
leedy out in the anty-room who don't
loike to show herself among SO many
men. Are yez willin' the crayture
should throw her dice inside in the an
ty-room?"
Certainly was the gallant answer
from the crowd.
The old lady toddled into the ante
room with the dice-box, and presently
returned.
well b'ys, have yez all thrown"
I'VE have"
well, what's yer highest?'
.Forty-foor. fur Moriarty."
"Well, by's. forty foor's high, but
sixty-six is higher, an the piano re:
mains in the house."
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
Ysu VIM In rive Minutes.

4 joke u . mystery to some people.
In : certain court in this State on
time the proceedings were delayed BY
the failure Of witness named Sarah
Mony to arrive. After waiting q long
time for Sarah the court concluded to
wait no longer. and. wishing to crack
his little joke remarked, This court
win adjourn without rah-Mony."
Everybody laughed except one man.
who sat IN solemn meditation for i've
minutes, and then burst into . hearty
OUTLAW, cxclaiming. II see! seer
When he went home he tried to tell the
joke to his wife. There was a witness
named Mary Mony who didn't come, !"
said he, '.and SO the court said. Wen
adjourn without Mary-Mony.' l don't
see any point to that, said his wife.
Il know it, said he, II didn't at first;
but you will in about five minutes. -
Lewiston ME. } Journal.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
How to Double Your MONEY.

In return for ten cents and . postage
stamp New York swindler sends to
the unsophisticated the following valu-
able information in q cheap unsealed
manila envelope. and is printed on .
slip Of the cheapest white paper:
DEAR SIR-In reply to your esteemed
favor Of recent date, asking US to teach
You '.how to double your money ?''-
We will tell you plan for getting wealth
Better than banking, trading, or leases !;
Take green back and fold it up,
And then you will find your wealth in
creaaes.
This wonderfulplan, without danger or loss
Keeps your cash in your hands aud with
nothing TO trouble it:
And every time you fold IL across
lis plain A. the light Of day that you
double IL.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
A Now Dodge.

just to think Of II. no growled. with
disgust written on every line Of bis face.
Il was coming ont Of st. Louis. the 9th
er day, and the car being crowded, !
gave half my seat to demure little
widow"
.How do you know she was . wild.
ow?"
..She told me 50. She said she was
awfully afraid of being robbed. and
knowing BY my face that ! was m hon
est man, she wanted me to take charge
Of her portmoniae till we reached Chi
cago.
And You didp"
Am / not fool? Yes, I did, and
as she passed it over she sweetly said
= There's exactly $50 in it.
I'VE rode to Chicago without leav-
ing our seats. As we ran in the city
/ handed her the purse. She opened
it and counted the money.
why, there isn't but $50 here!' she
said. as she looked up at me.
:. But haven't taken any,
= Well, I'm $40 short, as you see.
Perhaps you can explain it 10 the p0-
ice.
And what did you do?'
II gave her the $40, Of course.
Please kick me few hundred times.
-New York Sun.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
Getting Even with Dead Man.

00t9IOR GvOW I'm - U300 A00e
..Some folks regard the negro as
childish and simple-minded," said the
South Carolina undertaken, as he Dor
rowed another match to relight his
cigar, but it doesn't always do to look
upon 'em that way. It was only last week
one Of 'em beat me out Of SO as slick
a. grease
wall, / was sitting in my Office,
growing about hard times and the dis
like Of people to fall into my SYM
pathetic care when il walked . negro.
He was the picture OF health and q
jolly fellow.
:. .How's times?' says he.
Poor says /.
How much for . coffin for me?'
says he.
.When?'
- To-day
Il IL give you that coffin over there
and see You put underground this
afternoon, for SIS, and that's $40 Of
the regular price,
dun" says he. and he put down his
.X.'''
.Well?'
well; I'll be kicked to death BY
rabbits if he didn't hang himself with
in two hours, and before night I had to
bury him.
"No!'
"Sure's your born. He had planned
to suicide before he came in. / got
even, though
"Fow?"
..Resnrrected the stiff and sold it fol-
81 and put the coffin back in stock.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

The French lady doctors have car
ried the day. Henceforth the female
medical students will be mesdcmoiselles
les interncs. and as such they will be
admitted to hospitals on the same
terms as their male colleagues. Sixty
aspirants to the NJ. u. degree are at
present rejoicing in the victory. among
them young negress. who is said to
he one Of the most jealous students in
Paris.
THAT will be delightful indeed.
..Oh, yes. Material for making en-
broideries and water-colors for panel
painting were never SO cheap before. :"
Indeed. but how about material for
bread?"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

At colored church on the outskirts
Of q Southern city Sunday afternoon,
the preacher notified the congregation
that he must have IS before he would
preach. The hat was passed round,
and the returns were made $3.50 was
in the pot, whereupon the preacher
said that he must have $l.5O more Sc
fore he would preach. The hat vas
passed around the second time, and
the So made up. when the congrega-
ion was treated to one of the best ef-
forts Of the pastors life.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Tn. BULwARK or HEALTH 10 blood. II
this be impure and run sluggishly through
the system, health must be undermined
sooner or later. The most perfect renova-
tor that the patient ever yet has tried Is
tiles, enriches the life-giving nuid, restores
health aud vigor, and Is boon to suffering
humanity.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

You will notice how quickly thoroughly
successful article is inflated, and also that
the limitations are without merit, AZ they
are gotten up by INSCRIPTIONS parties.
Beware of limitations Of DR.. Jones' Red
Clover Tonic The genuine is sold by Drug
gists, and promptly cures dyspepsia, cos
tiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague
and malaria diseases, poor appitite, low
spirits, headache, or diseases Of the kid
neys, stomach, and liver Price 50 cents.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
A Salvation Army's Strange Device.

A letter addressed to the editor of
the London Globe says: In reference
% the contradiction Of the statement
made in your columns to the effect
that the Salvation Army at Cambridge
carried a banner bearing the inscrip-
ton why pay 10d. = pound for lamb
when you can have the Lamb OF God
for nothing?' | beg to state that !
saw the banner in question carried in
a procession of Salvationists at Cam
bridge on Saturday, the 9th inst. The
procession at the time was passin & the
Theatre ROYAL.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

The human body 10 much like . good
clock or watch in Its movements; il one
goes too slow or too fast, 20 follow all
Others, and bad time results. II one organ
or set Of organs works impsrfectly, per-
version Of functional efforts OF al the or
cans IL sure to fellow. Hence It II that the
numerous ailments which makes woman's
life miserable are the direct issue OF the
abnormal action Of uterine system. For
oil that numerous class Of symptoms-and
eyery woman knows them-there u one
unfailing remedy. DR.. Pierce's .sFavorite
Prescription" the favorite Of the sex.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
Conditions Unfayorable.

Young Author-Is the editor in, sir?
/ have an article / would like to sub
NIT to him.
Assistant Well, he is in, but he IS
not feeling very well to-day. How
ever, you can see him if you wish to.
He is troubled with dyspepsia.
Young Author lin alarm)-Dyspep-
sia7 Then / will call again. My n.
ticlo is Of 4 humorous nature.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Throatrail seldom gets well Of itself, but
dsepsns until Il undermines the constitu.
ton, wastes away health, strength and
lesh, and finally fastens itself on the lungs,
completing the wreck and ruin Of the whole
man. DR.. Bigelow's Positive Cure y the
only safe, sure and speedy remedy for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung dis.
eases. Sold by druggists q atty cents and
one dollar. Pleasant 70 take and safe for
children.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28
A Fit OF Abstraction.

A dry goods clerk took his girl ont
for some ice cream the other night and
in moment Of Observation-Disclosures,
thinking that he was waiting upon q
customer, said cordially:
IAN, thing else?'
She took Lemonade and cake.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

A composition OF one Of the boys in .
West Side school was as follows: Girls is
the only folks what has her own way every
time and allus does what they mind to
and don't care nothin about nobody else,
and father says the less know them the
better of am. "-CAicdgo Telegram.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Mr.. Stone, our produce dealer, says be
would mot do without Athl0phor0s for
rhumatism for any money. DR.. Thomas
Anderson prescribes it in many cases. !
have sold almost three dozen bottles this
spring and summer. J. e. Wells, Roscoe,
No.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Two women in Florence, Kan, ate arsenic
lately under the impression that II would
improve their complexion. It didn't, and
it was only by prompt medical aid that their
lives were saved
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

4 Western pSwspepsr says that the iGtsst
sensation n Q 8t. Louis horse that chews
tobacco; bat tho srsats1 sensation 10 Dr.
sensible pa1Don.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

should Be the companion Of every travelling
man. Il extingsishes pain, whether result
ing from . cut, burn, . bFuise or sprain.
0st oaly the genuine. Price . cents .
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

A man appeared on the streets Of Denver
recently driving team Of fully developed
elks, worth 81 500, and capable Of travelling
100 miles q day. The children thought
Santa Claus had come to town.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Senator Hawley, it is said. recently paid
bill Of $40 for his own schooling when he
was . boy In North Carolina which was
charged against his father and forgotten.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Young mother displaying the baby
Isn't she dear little thing. Mr.. Podsnap
Podsnap father OF q large mily)-Yes
they're expensive. I've got six OF 'eIn.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

A farmer in Lancaster, Pa, has rooted .
new barn with glass. He says the cost was
not great deal more, and that the glaes
weighs ID tons, while slate roof would
weigh d tons.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

A little boy came running In from ont
doors crying because he had been badly
.tnng BY bee. Mamma" he sobbed,
I'D just As lieves the bees would walk on
me, but don't like to have 'em sit down. y
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Physicians indorss Halls Hair Remover.
Its use II always attended with good no
suits.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

A person cannot live over ave days
without water, and yet you wouldn't think
20 70 look 1t some mems noseG.-INitddss.
pAJa Times.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

= The best ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made Of sine and leather. Try Them.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-01-28

Tho immigration from Ireland Il at .
perfect standstill. The people there are In
high hopes since tho election.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-09-29
At the Opera House.

To morrow evening Boucicault's
"Shaughraun" will be pre- sented at the
Opera House, under the management OF
II. j. Sargent, with all the m agr ificent
scenic effects used In the metropolitan
cities This 10 undoubtedly one Of the
beet, II not the best, IIish drama ewes
written, and AS 1t will be presented by
q frat class company it cannot fail To
prove attractive.
On Friday evening LitJe's "Wor!d"
will be presented in its entirety by a
| 6rst- class Company, with all the beau
tifnl and realistic scenic effects. The
| Pittsbrrg Chronicle says: The" world
was put on the stage at the Penn Ave
nue. Theatre last night In manner thai
was pronounced superior In every re
spect to the Brooks & Dickson Petit
version. The scenic efforts surpass the
garbled version prest nted at the Opers
House, and the company is better by
several degrees. Mr.. j. u Little made
q very favorable imPersonation OF thu
hero. He Is well fitted for the part, anc
the support throughout was much bet
Ter than any we have seen in this melo
drama. The audience last night tiRni
fed their warm approval Of a perform
ar ce retiecting credit upon all In tn
cast
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-09-29
Acsr . Horse rh.ss.

Chief of Police DouRherty started for
Richmond, Va, this morning, to obtain
the necessary authority to bring J T.
Williams, who Is In custody at Alexan-
dria, Va, back to this city TO answer .
charge of horse stealing. The chief was
IN Dover yesterday and obtained the
necessary requisition papers for WillIams,
who Is charged with the theft of horse
and carriage from Andrew Traynor, on
the 25th day Of last November. On that
day he went to Traynor's stables and
hired valuable team, under pretense OF
going to New Castle, but instead of doing
so drove TO Philadelphia, where he dis
posed oil It. Since then he has stolen
several other teams from persons in diff
ferent cities, his last exploit being in
Alexandria. For this theft he was fol-
lowed to Elkton, where he was arrested,
but as there is some doubt alb tut his be-
ing convicted on that charge, Chief OF
Police Dougherty was notified and should
he escape conviction there he will bt
brought here and tried on Mr.. Traynor'i
charge. He is a gay, risky old man, AND
30 horse thefts have already been fastened
on him.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-09-29
FOURTH EDITION



An investigation by Mek enser Kurtz
Of the Coroner's office shows that the
cauee which prompted william Il.
Stiles, 81 years old, to end his life on
Monday was the slavisb work he was
com PEELED to perform ~ . cAser in liar.
rity's postoffi ce, Philadelphia. He had
held q clerh ship In the posto flee for
several years, and mp to within q few
months was perfectly contented with
his lot. He had q loving wife ard two
ANAL children comfortably housed at
26l7 Mol olss street, one OF row of
pretty two-story new brick houses. His
| work was principally ct night, begin
ming 81 9t'Slock and ending ut z o'clock
In the morning.
When PostIn aster Harrity began dis.
charging experienced employees and
hllipg the vacancy with Incompetent
Democratic division politicians, add
tional work was sadd'ed on Stills alor z
with other ol1 handa. He was per-
fectly content TO perform h.s shaIs of
Iextra labor, but when double duty was
Iexasted Of hun he began 70 Vince
under tho imposition, but held his
Ipiace for the sake Of those who were de-
pendent upon him for food He strug-
gled bravely, but the task soon began
to tell on his mind He would return
TO his home in an exhausted condition,
and frequently com planned Of severe
Ipairs in his head. Within the last few
days he had exhibited signs Of mental
deranRement, but contin ued at his work.
On Monday morning when Stiles
Preached home he had strange 81 pree-
sion In his eyes He went to bed, but
was aroused at o'clock by q m eesage
from Postmaster Harrity TO report nj
onoe for double duty. All the Demo
cratic employees were eff duty looking
after the interests OF the Administration
at the primary elections. Stiies told
bis wife that he was not in a condition
10 rtturb 10 work, and r. quested her no,
to disturb him til 8 o'clock In the
IeveniDg. At that honr she found his
corpse In bed. There was q rope at.
tached to the bedpost, with which hs
had stranRled himself.
Stiles father and brother are CON
nected with the police OF the Twenty
Il third district.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-09-29
At Tho Academy.

The very laughable comedy "Oon.
fusion was presented for the last time
at the Academy of Music last evening
to medium sized audience.
This evening the rising young Amer.
eau trsgedian, Mr.. Edmuud Collier,
will commence an engagement OF two
nights, appearing this evening In Joh1
stones great historical five act tragedy
"Metamora." To morrow night he
will appear as Jack Csde, and the
house should be crowded from pit Il
dome on both occasions, as his appear
ance will be one of the dramatic event
of the season.
Friday night Blind Tom, the musica
wonder, will appear In concert. AM
Saturday night Primrose, Thatcher
Vests Ministries will hvld the boards