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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31
A PRETTY FIRE RELIC,

at the Milwaukee depot and escort him about
to see the elephant. The first thing that
would meet his eye would be that elegant
row, not block. running south ON Washing
ton avenue from Third avenue south.
1t is not an elegant row, and you
would explain to him: ''Oh. that is piece
of property owned by the library board.
Yes, it is a shame that il should be permit
ted to remain there, but some OF these days
it will give place to fine block" And so
it undoubtedly will. The chamber of COM
merce Will probably be an objective point
and from there you will escort your friend
up Third street toward the heart of the city.
On the way up you pass a time-honored
relic, or would have done so early in the
week, for il has now been at last removed.
This was the carpenter shop on the corner
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31
BLOTS AND BLOTCHES.
Some Dis6guring Scars on the Pretty
Architectural Face of the Fair
Minneapolis.
Blocks of Beauty Interspersed With I'm
slightly and Dilapidated Tumble
Down Buildings.
Symmetry OF Streets MARRIED by Low
and nsmantled Coops and
Shanties.
A ssGIobe'' Artist Depicts Some OF the
Characteristic Structures Illus
tratfng the Shame.

The Minneapolis residenter. whether old
or new. has the strong points of the city at
his tongues end. He can dilate yolubly on
the building boom, the real estate bonanza,
the immensely of her mills. the magnitude
of her lumber interests and the public spirit
and indomitabIe enterprise Of her people.
These are Northwestern characteristics and
undoubtedly true. If a stranger were TO
come to Minneapolis and ask what was the
city's strong point he would be yariOusly
answered, depending upon the informant.
but il is safe to say four out of every ten
would refer to the broad, straight and level
streets and the magnificent buildings, public
and private. The West hotel. the loan and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31
THE NEW pnsrnFFIcE.

of Third street and second avenue south.
which burned last June. Ever since that
eventful night the dilapidated ruin has
mournfully raised its wreck toward heaven.
There's a fascination frantic
In ruin that's romantic"
But this one is undoubtedly sufficiently
decayed, and its removal is none too soon.
81 hear" said a gentleman recently. as
he left the West hotel with a Minneapolis
friend, THAT you have magnificent new
postofice here. 1 saw picture of it in the
GLOBE recently"
''Yes. indeed" responded the North
westerner, ''but that picture was of the
postoffice as it will be. / will show how if
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

NEXT TO THE NICOLLET HOUSE.
Third street These are all valuable, these
structures, because of their location. Other
wise they are not Handsome business
blocks, with broad. fine stOre-rooms and
offices above. would be in great demand in
such location and your stranger guest will
wonder why they are not built. They will,
some day, but it will probably not be until
the rising generation, imbued with the
spirit of the progressive age. takes hold.
Why should the beautiful face of Mime
apolis wear these many disfiguring sears?
Thousands regret it, but there the scars
will stay until the new infusion of blood
comes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31
THE LADY RAMBLER.
She DiscOurses ON Carnival Cos
TUNES and other Matters.

She DiscOurses ON Carnival Cos
tunes and Other Matters.
The more enthusiastic of our fair towns
women have pronounced a blanket suit the
proper costume for calling and shopping as
well as for skating and sliding. and the
sight of lovely damsels clothed from top 10
toe in all the hues of the rainbow will soon
cease TO be a novelty upon the street even in
broad daylight.
-
Indeed, one sweet girl assures me that she
intends TO don her uniform the first day of
February, and TO never leave it off till the
carnival is over. She will thus be prepared
for anything at any hour of the day or
night. There's public spirit for you'll
And perhaps. who knows? the gentlemen
may become so IenamOred of kne-ebreeches
and long stockings that they will never
again consent TO hide their shapely extremi-
ties beneath the hideous modern unmen-
tionables.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31


alter Comiaue. and which may De SORT OF
annex to that delightful temple OF tne
MUSES.. but is probably not. IL mas Iahii-
lar look which will readily De recognized
some day it will crumole ana ulsapPeal,
and then the picture Will DC valuable as
telling of what has been.
See where the NicoLet mouse ioonls up ~
its fair proportions and generous Stature anu
then look at the long row Oh s1iseo S oiies
story stores that runs Gear " 'le 0oiiiei Vi
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

ADJOINING THE KAsoTA BLOCK
appears at the present time" And escort
ing his friend 10 the corner of First avenue
south and Third street, he points out
the imposing display of telegraph poles
and 5ill-boards depicted in the cut and re-
marks that if he viii s'c0me around in four
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31
.MANNHE|ME
nHa BROTHERS.
CONTINUATION OF OUR
GREAT ANNUAL SALE !!
Linens, Embroideries,
AND WHITE GOODS.
EXTRAORDINARY BARGAINS THIS WEEK IN
.COPSETS !!
TN LACES AND EMBROEDERIES

e will tomorrow fresh arrivals of
Oriental Egyptian FlOuncngs, Sirngs and Edgings in
White Cream Beige, and other new Spring COlOrings
Cambria NansOOk, Swiss, Ecru and Fancy EmbrOideres
in sets with aOyers to match: also Zephyr Null EmbrOi
deres with plain material to match in Pink Blue Beige
Cardinals and Greys.
AS leading attraction Carnival week we will place
on counters tomorrow special importation of
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

The happiest girl just now is the one
whose cheeks are turned by the cold TO
lovely rose tint, while her nose and chin
retain their ordinary color. and she observes
with great contentment of spirit that the
majority of her companions turn purple as
to cheeks and crimson as to noses under the
breath of the north winds.
LADY RAMBLER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

1t is very funny TO see lot of women
attempt to adopt uniform Every one of
them has her own ideal of beauty, and not
one will consent to sacrifice her individual
taste. Send dozen suits that are precisely
alike to a dozen different females and an
extra bow will be tackled on one. and more
buttons added to another, and hood sewed
on a third so that every mothers daughter
own.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

BEFDHE.
"But you know can't cook.
"Well, dearest, what matter?
We will buy cookbook"
but / can't learn TO cook!"
"And-how charming you lookY'
snow pray, sir, don't fiatter,
''For you know can't cook"
"Well, dearest, what matterI'
AFTER
mo, of course can't cook,
But what does IL matter?
When your name first took,
You knew i couldn't cook"
81 then wisdom forsookY'
'''Tis plain you don't fiatter!'
"You had better learn 20 cook,
You'll find it does matterg'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-01-31

Yes; it appears to be settled fact that
there is to be some sort of celebration in
St Paul at an early date. If they build an
ice palace, as is promised, it is certain that
the warm enthusiasm of the people will
thaw it. If the palace is to be builded to
protect the people from the suItry heat
which is overcoming them, l would suggest
that it would be more economical for all to
take ride in st. Anthony hill car, for in
them you not only get zero as low as it can
20 and retain respectable standing in soci-
ETY., but you get delightful stream of Arc
tic air rushing over you. Truly, the inte-
rior of an ice palace would be tropical to
those ''long greens" that Col. Lowry thinks
80 nice.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
The Hot Weather

Of midsummer has weakening effect,
both upon body and mind. You feel
absolutely incapable of doing any
arduous work, and even light duties
are performed languidly and unwill-
ingly. This low state of the system
causes even greater infrmity, and
gives opportunity for serious disease
to gain a foot-hold. In this condition
the system is quick to respond to the
reviving, quickening, and strengthen
ing effects of Hoods Sarsaparilla,
which puri6es the blood, regulates
the digestive organs, and infuses fresh
life and vigor into every portion of
the body. People who have taken it
write US, saying: ut puts new life
right into me-" ut makes me young
again" Reader, if you suffer from
summer weakness, try Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. 100 Doses 81.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Judge of a government by the men
it produces. Judge of a man by his
deeds, tree by its fruits, a medicine
by its results. Time tried and true is
DR.. Bigelow's Positive Cure, which
contains the good qualities of all the
best cough remedies without the de-
fects of any Of them. A safe and
speedy remedy for coughs, colds and
all throat and lung troubles. Sold by
DR.. w. F. Hale, in fifty cent and dol
lar bottles. Healing to the lungs.
Safe and pleasant for children.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
An Answer Wanted,

Can any one bring us case Of kid
ney or liver complaint that Electric
Bitters will not cure? We say they
can not, as thousands of cases already
permanently cured and who are daily
recommending Electric Bitters will
prove. Bright's disease, diabetes,
weak back, or any urinary complaint,
quickly cured, They purify the blood,
regulate the bowels, and act directly
on the diseased parts. Every bottle
guaranteed. For sale at SOC. bottle
BY E. D. Devils.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
An Enterprising. Reliable House.

E. D. Lewis can always be relied
upon, not only to carry in stock the
best Of everything, but to secure the
Agency for such articles as have well
known merit, and are popular with
the people, thereby sustaining the
reputation of being always enterpris-
ing and ever reliable. Having secured
the Agency for DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, will sell it
on positive guarantee. 1t will sure
ly cure any and every affection of
Thaoat, Lungs, and Chest, and to
show our confidence, we invite you to
call and get Trial Bottle Free.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Constipation has been called the
father of diseases, therefore it should
not be regarded as a trifing ailment.
1t is quite as necessary to remove i'm
pure accumulations from the bowels
as it is to eat or sleep, and no health
can be expected where costive habit
of body prevails. Take half-table-
spoonful of Simmons Liver Regulator
after each meal, the bowels will be
gently moved without gripping or
nausea as naturally as if no medicine
had been taken. Regularity in taking
medicine daily will soon effect per-
manent cure.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
Nothing Like 1t.

No medicine has ever been known
so effectual in the cure of all those
diseases arising from an impure con-
dition Of the blood as Scovill's Sarsa-
parilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, for
the cure of Scrofula, White Swellings,
Rheumatism, Pimples, Blotches,
Eruptions, Venereal Sores and Dis
eases, Consumption, Goitre, Boils,
Cancers, and all kindred diseases. No
better means of securing a beautiful
complexion can be obtained than by
using SCOVILL'S BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP, which cleanses the
blood and gives beauty to the skin.
1iuly1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
SatiSfa cforv Evidence.

J. W. Graham, Wholesale Drug
gist, of Austin, Tex, writes: 81 have
been handling DIR. VIM. Halls Bal
sam for the Lungs for the past year,
and have found it one of the most
salable medicines | have ever had in
my house for Coughs, Colds, and even
Consumption. always giving entire
satisfaction. Please send me another
gross" 1Tune1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
Cousumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by East India missionary
the formula of simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent of Consumption, Bronchi-
tbs, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Afec-
tons also positive and radical cure for Nervous De-
bflity and all Nervous Complaints after having test
ed its wonderful curative powers in thousands of
cases. has felt it his duty to make it known to his
suffering fellows: Actuated by this motive and de-
sire relieve human suffering, will send free of
CHARGE all who desire it, this recipe, in German,
French English with full directions for preparing
and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp
naming this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Powers Block,
Rochester, n. Y. 29octS5y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

"Why are we like angels visits?"
asked pretty girl on a sofa to her
bashful lover, who was sitting lone
somely on a chair at the other side Of
the room. Really" he stammered
and blushed. II must give it up.
Why are we?" Because" said she,
''they are few and far between" He
destroyed the similarity almost in
stantlv
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
For Hay Fever.

"Give Ely's Cream Balm trial.
This justly celebrated remedy for the
cure of catarrh, hay fever, cold in the
head, etc, can be obtained of any
reputable druggist, and may be relied
upon as a safe and pleasant remedy
for the above complaints and will give
immediate relief 1t is not liquid,
snuff or powder, has no offensive odor
and can be used at any time with
good results, as thousands can testify,
among them some of the attaches Of
this office. ."-Spirit Of the Times, May
80, 1886. 1july2w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

The best on earth, can truly be said
Of Griggs Glycerine Salve, which is a
sure, and speedy cure for cuts, bruises.
scalds burns, wounds and all other
sores. Will positively cure piles, tet-
ter and all skin eruptions. Try this
wonder healer. Satisfaction guaran-
teed or money refunded. Only 25
cents. Sold by W. F. Hale.
17decS5y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Harry and Charlie, aged five and
three. respectively, have just been
seated at the nursery table for dinner.
Harry sees there is but one orange on
the table, and Immediately sets up a
wailing that brings his mother to the
scene. -"Why, Harry, what are you
crying for?" she asks. Because
there amt any orange for Charlie" ="
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

II hear your husband has failed,
Mrs. Jones" EYES," she replied.
"He is the most unfortunate man lever
knew; he fails in everything he un-
dertakes. He tried to hang himself
after his failure" "Poor man, did he
succeed?" NO." she answered; she
failed even in that. The rope broke" !"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

The great sources of the extensive
curative range of DR.. Jones Red Clo-
yer Tonic are it's great blood purify
ing qualities and its gentle aperitive
action, thereby removing all restraint
from the secretive organs, curing
promptly and thoroughly dyspepsia,
costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples,
low spirits, sick and nervous head
ache, ague, malaria, and all stomach,
liver and kidney troubles. The most
delicate stomach accepts it with rel
ish. Price fifty cents, of DIR. W. F.
Hale.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
BuckIen's Arnica SalYe.

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chill
blains, corns, and all skin eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. It is guaranteed to give en-
tire satisfaction, or money refunded
Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by E. D. Lewis. 1janS6y.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

MY little boy" said a gentleman,
''you ought not to eat those green
apples. They are not good for little
boys" 'They hain't, eh?" the boy
replied, with his mouth full. "Guess
you don't know much about 'em,
mister. Three Of them apples'll keep
me out Of school for a week"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

81 don't want any castor oil,'' said
a sick little Boston boy, petulantly.
"Why, Horace" expostulated his
mother, don't you know that castor
oil is made from beans?" And the
little boy, whose faith in his mother
is perfect, took the dose, and feebly
asked for more.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

A phenomenal baseball pitcher,
who struck out twenty-seven men in
a recent game, says the secret Of curve
pitching can be learned by watching
a woman trying to hit hen with a
stone
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

"Punch'' once told droll story Of
a man who, being suddenly raised to
riches, exclaimed, in the fullness Of
his satisfaction, so that l could stand
in the road and see myself ride past
in nv carriaoer'
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

There is one case at least, in which
practice and preaching always go to-
gether. The young doctor practices,
and the minister preaches-the pa
tient's funeral sermon.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Professor, looking at his watch:
"As we have a few minutes, | shall be
glad to answer any question that any
one may wish to ask" Student
"What time is it. please?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

For sick headache, female troubles,
neuralgia pains in the head take DIR.
J. III. McLean's Little Liver and Kid
ney Pillets. 25 cents a vial.
For sale by G., W. Miller.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by DR.
Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits
after first days use. Marvellous cures
Treatise and $500 trial bottle free to Fit
cases. Send to DR.. Kline, 931 Arch St.,
Phila, Pa 1aDrS6y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

A lady writer asks, "Why don't
bachelors marry?" That's so-why
don't they? Come to think about it,
we have never yet seen a bachelor
who was married. It's lamentable,
too
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

what wonderful sport! Did you
ever imagine such swiftness?" re-
marked lady who was being helped
from toboggan at the foot of the
slide. NO" he replied, until joined
cooperative association and the
assessments began to come in."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
WHOLE NO. 2O34.

In Holland, Mich, G. J. Doesbury
publishes the Ne,0s, and in its col
umns strongly recommends DIR.
Thomas Eclectric Oil for coughs,
colds, sore throats, catarrh and
asthma.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

"The Lord will provide" answered
a person solicited to insure his life.
"Yes," replied the agent, ''He has
provided homes in the poor-house for
manv like you."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

The number Of men who are disap-
pointed in love doesn't compare with
the number who are disappointed in
marriage.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

"Why will girls marry their in
feriors?" asks DR.. Mary Walker.
Bless you, Mary, because they can't
find their equals. It's marry men or
nothing, YOU know.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Hop Porous Plasters are sold by
all druggists and country merchants.
The best in the world.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Hop Plasters are a New England
production from fresh Hops, Bur-
oundy Pitch and Gums.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

One Hop Plaster will kill pain
quicker and is a better strengthener
than dozen other kinds.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

A smart boys composition on
babies reads: ''The mothers heart
gives 4th ioy at the baby's 1st 9th" ="
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
SESTABLISHED IN
! MARCH, 1S47.
SCOTT'S EMULSION OF PURE
Cod Liver Oil, with HyDophosphites

As q Remedy for Pulmonary Afec-
tions and Scr9ulous Diseases.
DR.. Ira M. Lang-a prominent ply
sician in New York, says:-I am
greatly pleased with your Emulsion.
Have found it very serviceble in above
diseases, and it is easily administered
on account of it's palatableness.
1iuly1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
100 Doses One Dollar

Is inseparably connected with Hoods
Sarsaparilla, and is true of no other
medicine. 1t is an unanswerable ar
gument as to strength and economy,
while thousands testify to its superior
blood-purifying and strengthening
qualities. A bottle Of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla contains 100 doses and will
last month. while others will aver
age to last not over week. Hence,
for economy, buy Hoods Sarsaparilla.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

No doubtful ingredients to do harm.
Fresh Hops, Burgundy Pitch and
Gums in Hon Plaster.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

Read what the people
say concerning the
ability of Dr. Thomas
Ecectric Oil to cure
asthma, catarrh, Group,
colds etc. Mrs Dora
Koch of Buffalo, says:
For Group it is decid-
edly efiicacious.' Mrs. Jacob Mellisor of Marion
Ohio, says the same thing. s. S. Graves Akron,
n. Y, writes: . Had asthma of the worst kind
took one dose of Thomas Eclectric Oil and was
relieved in few minutes. Would walk five miles
for this medicine and pay S. bottle for it'' Drug
gist c. r. Hall, Grayville Ill says s'Cured ul-
cerated throat for me in twentyfourh hours'' ''Sat
Up in bed and coughed till the clothing wet
with perspiration. My
wife insisted that use
Thomas Eclectric Oil.
The first teaspoonful
RELIEVED me-" E. H.
Perkins, Creek Centre,
NY, Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil is also TIP
Tor external applica-
ton for rheumatism,
cuts, ,scalds, burns, bites,
bruises, etc. When vis-
ting the druggist, ask
him what he knows of
DR.. Thomas Eclectric
Oil; if he has been
long in the drug
trade, be he will
speak highly of it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoriar
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
Father Of Diseases,

Advertising is like making love to
a widow-it can't be overdone.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

The funniest thing isn't a frog
The man who said it was never had
seen fat woman try to run.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08
Food for the brain and nerves tha

Food for the brain and nerves that
will invigorate the body without in
toxicating, is what we need in these
days Of rush and worry. Parker S
Tonic restores the vital energies,
soothes the nerves, and brings good
health quicker than any other thing
you can use. 1july1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-07-08

r. w. Thomas has the best selected
stock of Ladies' Kid Button Shoes and
sells them lower than any other dealer in
Jackson can afford to.