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Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Now shove along your old boycott, you
who believe one side of story, no matter
how false it is. We guarantee that
Jim Anderson will prove to be of that
Copper-bottom stock that stays in the
race as long as there is horse in sight.
The boycott is two edged sword, and
cuts both ways. Hear Moses Hull, and
il we can't prove the falsity of the free
lust charges, etc, etc, we'll save any
man the trouble of starving us out.
Wen pile this Office in the street, make
a bonfire of it, and start out preaching
some orthodox religion and damning
every man and woman as free luster
who does not believe in our dogmas
and doctrine.
Jim Anderson has got as many lives
(nine) as u cat, and he will stay with any
boycotter until the ninth life yields
a-scratching. He has heard it thunder
before, and yet there was no deluge OF
rain.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
WOOL WANTED!

want to buy every pound OF Wool IN
Ray county, ana will pay the very
highest market price In cash for the
same. Bring in your Wool and get the
cash for it.
JOSEPH HARRIS.
Office at the WassOn House, Rich
mond Mo.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
STRAURE g. SON.
Proprierors Main Street Meat Market

We are now furnishing the best meats
OF all kinds, aud will make and sell
sausage, head-cheeso, Sc, in season. We
buy only the best of animals, butcher
them carefully and handle cleanly. We
ask a continuation Of the patronage Of
the public. lott
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
The best on earth can truly be said oil

The best on earth can truly be said ol
Grigg's Glycerlne Salve, which Is sure
safe, and speedy cure for cuts, bruises,
scalds, burns, wounds and all other sores.
VIII positively cure piles, tetter and all
skin eruptions. Try this wonder heal
er. Satisfaction guaranteed or mouey
refunded. Only % cents. Sold by Smith
s. Patton. 10
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
The following letter from the Attor-
ney General explains itself:

ney General explains lJSell.
JEFFERSON CITY, May Is, 1856.
GEo. w. TRIGG, Esq, Clerk Co. Court
Ray Co., Richmond, Mo.
DEAR SIR-Your fayor of 18th inst,
at hand. Referring to fees of County
Clerk under Section 1, Acts of 1883
pages 90 and "a. amendatory of Section
5627 (lS79), in counties having popu.
lation of more than 2oOOOan less than
10000, the clerk is entitled to $500 fol
himself and can be allowed not exceed
ing $3.50 for deputies or assistants
He must, however actually pay the
S1250 for deputy or assistant hire. He
can't do the work himself and retain
the Sl250 He can only be allowed the
amount he actually pays out for that
purpose, not to exceed the amount
specified in the statutes. Very truly
B. q. BOONE, Attorney-General.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

The Band Boys will spare
no pains to entertain their
friends in royal style. A cor
dial invitation is extended to
everybody. All the candi-
dates will be there, several of
whom will address the people.
For stand rights apply to
j. I. Mosby.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

ED. CREEL: "Moses Hull, you at
tackled the churches, you said so and
SO, and you are rascal, you are liar
you brought free lust here, etc, etc.
and dare you TO meet my charges"
Moses NULL: 81 accept, you have
grossly misrepresented me, let us face
each other ere Lies grow cold, and Jet
God and the people Judge"
ED. CREEL: (WhiniDgly): 81 can't
meet you now, am not big enough Ia
prove my words; but just wait until
grow bigger, (and work up a feeling
that you are fighting preachers and
churches), and next fall (Or ten years
hence), Ill see you about it."
MOSES HULL: "But | simply want
to meet what you already have as
proof of your charges, give me and
my cause show. You SAID you had
got your growth in twenty-seven years
of investigation-especially on the
Bible question you ought to he agrown
man."
Echo answered: wait until | dOii
my swaddling clothes and grow big
enough to prove my assertions" And
Moses says. "IIire a hall, Bishop, and
we'll have arevival meeting quick
EN- the Elders soul growth and mental
capacity for observing one of the com.
mandments-(ThOu shalt not bear false
witness) and he shall have front
seat"
And the hall will he hired; and there
will be lashings of fun, free to all who
love fair field and no favors.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

After several days sickness w. L.
Langau, the photographer, returned to
work Monday, and hopes to continve
at his post right along. He invites
those wanting anything in his line to
call and see him, and he will, as usual,
endeavor to give entire satisfaction.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Excelsior Clothing House
For HATS ana caps,
42l Main street, Kansas City.

The Walter 4. Wood is so simple in
its construction that farmer can at
tach or detach any part in the field.
Can You show MS another of which so
much can be said? POWELL IL Sons,
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Jeans Pants

We are Sole Agents for the
Lion Brand.
Visit our store and see their strength
Only $3.50 Pair,
Excelsior Clothing House,
424 Main street, Kansas City.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

The picnic at Camden Friday and
the one at 0rrick Saturday were toler-
ably Well patronized. Both are said to
have been enjoyable. Just now the
force Of the DEMOCRAT is too busy 10
go picnicing or fishing. When we get
rid Of our book and job work and the
sultry days of August are ushered in,
we are going to take rest up north,
but until then work must be the pass
word in this hive of industry.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Notice IS hereby given That a special
election Will he held in the city of
Richmond on Saturday, the 2gth
day of May, y. d.. 1856, for the
purpose of voting upon proposition
passed by the city council to surrender
the city charter and organize under the
general law rs city of the fourth
class.
GEO WASSDN MaNnr
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Pens, pen.racks, files, ink eraeerss,
tablets. blank books, indeNs, ink (all
colors and any quantity, mucllagei ele,
We will save you noney on lheSe
goods u,,,- uros
1873 NlLlINMN l'i"''
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
LOST

My discharge papers, somewhere in
in Richmond. A suitable reward will
be paid for the return of said to
LOUIS WILSON.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Richmond Democrat.
Primary Election, Jun, !, 1885,
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Circuit Judge.

We are authorized TO announce Thos.
j, Porter of Clinton county as a candl-
date for Judge of the Fifth Judicial
Circuit of Missouri, subject to the deci-
sion Of the Democratic nominating con-
ventlon.
We arc authorized TO announce James
NJ. Sandusky of Clay county as candi-
dato for Judge of the Fifth judicial
CIicuit of Missouri. subject TO the decl-
sion OF the Democratic nominating con-
vention.
County Attorney.
We arc authorized to announce Thomas y.
1AvelOck as a candidate Tor the ulhcu Of County
Attorney, subject to the decision Of the Demo
cratic primary election.
We arc authorized TO announce J. u. Ball as u
candidate for reelection to the office OF County
Attorney, subject 20 the decision OF the Demo
cratic primary election
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
WOOL CARDING

We will take in wool as heretofore
and send the same TO Watkins Bros.
for carding or spinning,
2O-2m. j. II. HAMACHER a. BROS.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Parties wishing to borrow money, on
long time, at fair rates Of interest, ON
real estate security, can have thelr
loans negotiated by addressing
JAMES III. BIRCH,
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
BuckIcn s Arnica saive.

The best salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers. salt rhcum, fever
sores, tctter, chapped hands, chllblains,
corns, and skin eruptlons; and positively
cures piles, or no pay required. 1t Is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents pei
box. Sold by N. G. JACOBS. 2l-y
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Elder Creel called and spent an hour
with us yesterday and we. told him
what we had written and should eX-
pect. He said he regretted if anyone
took up such an idea that lie wanted
to injure us in business, or that he
would for moment do such an unchris-
tianlike act as to rob us of bread by
creating such false ideas as suggest
the use of the modern weapon, the
boycott" etc, etc. We talked over
the matter as friends who differ, he
admitting that he did not feel compe-
tent or capable just at this time to
meet Mr.. Hull, as he would want aud
need time TO prepare. We urged up
on him the fact that we asked but fol
him to repeat his statements and lei
Mr.. Hull state mis- side, without going
into an elaborate discussion, and offer
ed to telegraph for Mr.. Hull. Both OF
us recognize that we need not cut eacl
others throats. The answer was 1
plea for time, 50 we suppose we mus
wait for the defiant challenger to grow
big enough 10 meet the man he hai
unintenti0nally misrepresented, AM
| through that Misrepresentation inilict
ed an injury on his warm friend, jim
Anderson We suppose We must b
content but we wish brother Cree
would grow very rapidly; and it seem
to us that he ought to have thought o
his small stature before lie 50 deliantl
challenged Moses Hull TO disprove hi
(the Elder'sl false statements,
Such is life. We guess we are bi
enough for the little Elder, but VI
fortunately we have neither time nC
space to review Elder Creel's dii
courses, and Moses Hull prefers I
fight his own battles, as all Spiritua
lists prefer to speak and reason fC
themselves.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
FOR sALE-HEREFORD BULL.

have for sale a thoroughbred two
year old Hereford bull. Will sell at a
bargain. He is an extra fine animal.
Address r. W. MASON,
colin. Richmond.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

We are authorized to announce \. Il. DuNul 2s
a candidate for the office OF COnstanle ui iNGn,
mOnd Township, subject TO tile decision Oi the
Democratic primary election.
We are authorized to-, announce " a.
Byels as a candidate for reelection 10
the office of Constable of Ricbmonu
township, subject to the decision OF the
Democratic primary election.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Last night, sweet music awakened
the Infidels from sound sleep, un-
troubled by visions Of angry Gods. 4
party of serenaders, composed Of Misses
Margaret Clark, Eugeula Garner and
Mersrs j. w. Hubbell and }. II. Perciyal,
had thought of the lonely bleeding (O
hearts and come to visit us with angel
voices. Thanks; may the sweet singers
live long to brighten other lives than
their own,
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Go to AIegede Il Son when IN searcl
of presents, they have the finest stool
in Ray.
22-I l.. MEGEDE II Son.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Justice ofthe Peace.

We are authorized to announce j. 3.
peMasters as a candidate for reelection
10 Inc office of Justice OF the Peace for
Richmond township, subject to the de-
cision of the Democratic primary cleo
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Assessor.

We are authorized 10 announce +. NJ.
LanQfovd as a candidate for the office Of
County Assessor, subject TO the decision
of the Democratic primary election.
We are authorized to announce Joe Hines as n
candidate for reelection to the office Of County
Assessor, subject to the decision Of the Demo
cratic primary election,
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

81 per 4 doz
Gard size 80 per dozen.
$3.50 per < dozen.
w. L. LANGAN N Co.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Probate Judge.

We are authorized to announce John
4. Banister as candidate for the ollice
of Probate Judge OF Ray county, subject
TO the decision OF the Democratic prl-
mary election.
We are authorized to announce George
w. Trigg as candidate for the ollicc OF
Probate Judge of Ray county, subject to
The decision Of the Democratic primary
election.
We are authorized to announce &. j..
Hughes as u candidate for reelection To
lhc oilicc of Probate Judge OF Kay
county, subject to the decision oil tlc
Democratic primary election.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

We are authorized to announce y. +.
Conner as candidate for the Office OF
Recorder of Deeds ofRay county, subject
to the decision OF the Democratic prlma-
ry election.
We are authorized to announce John NJ. Mil
stead us a candidate for reelection 10 the Office
of Recorder OF Deeds, subject tp the decision "
fNt.sh Ia NriFm al
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Excelsior Clothing House
Blue Flannel
Shirts
\ Speciality,
t9i Main street, Kansas CITY.
VICE uoUSE FOR SALE.

Wehave for sale a residence in liich-
mond, one-stoTy, 4 rooms and hall, III
splendid condition, good well, etc, etc
Two good lots go with the house
This property can be bought at bar
gain. Inquire at this Office. II.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

j. ID. TAYLOR, Chairman,
J. IL. KIRKPATRICK, Secretary.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

photographs SO dozen al BGLL' By
GAlLEKN. tVtl
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
CURE

Headache, Nausea, Dizziness, aud Drowsis
ness. They stimulate the Stomach, Llyers
and Bowels, to healthy action assist diges-
tion, and increase the appetite. They
combine cathartic, diurctic, and tonic
properties Of the greatest value, are a
purely vegetable compound, and may be
taken with perfect safety, either by chill
dren or adults. +. L. Thomas, Framing
ham, Mass, writes "For number OF
years was subject to violent Headaches,
arising from q disordcrcd condition Of the
stomach and bowels. About a year ago |
commenced the use OF ayers Pills, and
have not had headache since.' W. i.
Hannah, Gormlcy 7. o., York Co., Ont,
writes: ~ have used Ayers Pills for the
last thirty years, and can safely say that l
have never found their equal as acathartic
medicine. l am never without them In
my house." c. d. Moore, Elgin, ILL.,,
writes; "Indigestion, Headache, and Loss
Of Appetite, had SO weakened and debili-
tated my system, that was obligedto give
up work. After being under the doctors
care for two weeks, without getting any
relief, ! began taking Ayers Pills. Ny
appetite and strength returned, and was
soon enabled to resume my work, In per-
feet health"
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

We arc authorized to announce Judge ). a,
MOllard as a candidate for reelection as County
Court Justice from the Eastern District OF Ray
county, subject to the decision Of the Democratic
primary election.
We are authorized to announce IhQs. McGin-
County Court subject to the decision Of the Dem
ocratiO primary election.
We arc authorized to announce Judge NJ. g..
Dale as a candidate for reelection AS Presiding
Justice of the County Court, subject to the DC
cisiOn Of the Democratic primary election.
We arc authorized to announce A. Gurdan
as a candidate for County Court Justice from the
Western District, subject 10 the decision Of the
Democratic primary election.
County Clerk.
We are authorized to announce William L,
Ringo as a candidate for for the Office o. County
CLERK, subject TO the usages Of the Democratic
party.
We are authorized to announce Thomas .
kirkpAtrick as candidate Tor the Oihcc Of
County Clerk, subject TO the usuges OF the
Democratic party.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Excelsior Clothing House
For Trunks,
At Cost,
I2i Main street, Kansas City.

Sewing Machine needles, bands rub,
bers, bobbins, shuttles, oil, &c; full
line for all machines, at
5-tf WILLIAMS Bros.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
RcnrcscntntiNe.

We are authorized to announce julius {.
Ivuuhes as a candidate for Representative from
Ray county In the next General Assembly SUD
iect 10 the Democratic primary election
We are authorized to anonunce John i.
Morton MS a candidate for Representative IN
inc next General Assembly, subject to the
usages of the Democratic party
We are authorized 70 announce WILLIAM /.
BRowN as u candidate for RcpresenlallNe from
IlHy county in the next General Assembly.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
CARPETS!

Rich and beautiful
are the patterns and
colorings of Our
Brand NEW Stock of
Carpets. All want
ing a low grade, me-
dunn or extra quality
will do we'll TO inspect
our styles and prices,
as we think OUR
Goods are sure to
please you.
MCDONALD & SONS
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Circuit Clerk.

Wc aro authorized to announce Ihos,
q, Ballard as a candidate for the office
of Circuit Clerk subject to the decision
OF the Democratic primary election.
We arc authorized 10 announce John r. Green
as q candidate for reelection 10 tile Office Of
Circuit Clerk subject TO the decision OF the Dem
Ocratic primary election.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
Genrneville MiIlinerY Store

OUVi 81
Mrs. Milstead aud Miss Fannie
Thomuson have opened out u nice
snrinq stock of millinery in George,
Vile and invite the ladies to call and
eyamine the goods. Dressmaklng
done 10 order and satisfaction guaran'
teed. io-ih
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

DO not wait until Our Wall Paper is
picked over, but come while our stock
is complete.
22-l l.. MEGEDE & Son.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

2Ol Family Record Frames complete
for 500. Come before they are all
gone. 22-2 l.. MEGEDE n Son.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27
County Clerk.


We arc authorized to announce W. \. Holman
As a candidate for County Collector, subject 10
the decision OF the Democratic primary election.
We arc authorized to announce Fletcher j.
Graham as u candidate for The olncc ol OOllectnr
Sl ilay county, subject to the decision OF the
ff.s
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

GEO. |. WATSON, Mayor,
W. W. Brown, Recorder.
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

LETTER LIsT.-List OF letters re-
naming in post-oiiice, Richmond, Mo.
uncalled for, for the week ending May
%, 1886
Blaine, \. Carter Eva G..
Crigger, Johu Dams Peater
Galloway, Wm. Graham, Malcom
Hines, John S. Hunt, Ida
Paradice, James Phelps, Joe W.
Yates, q. B. Yeast, Beckey
Persons calling for any of the above
letters, please say advertised"
S. Il. BAssETT, p. NJ
Richmond democrat., 1886-05-27

Hammocks and croquet sets, cheaper
at Megede IS Sons than anywhere
else. 20-2.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-09-17
Electricity and the Piano Plague.

1t is no secret, says continental
contemporary, that a private scholar is
q ruined man if next door to his resi-
dence on the same floor maiden prac-
tices on the piano from 8 o'clock to -
in the morning, and in the afternoon
again from to z, besides giving per-
formances to friends in the evening.
Knocking against the wall, whistling.
bombarding the wall with boots, is oil
of no avail against piano-mania. There
has, indeed, hitherto been no remedy,
and we are still waiting for piano tax.
Lately, however, a Berlin electrician
has helped tortured friend by means
of piano killer. Miss Else fled to her
loved piano on lovely spring day; her
delight at touching the keys could be
felt through the wall, when suddenly
oh, heavens-the whole piano went out
of tune, and not single sound was COR
rect. The girl trembled with fear, and
the operators next door heard through
the wall how she began to weep, which
softened the heart of the electrician,
who was, however, furiously attacked
by his friend when attempting to re-
store it's music to the instrument, the
enraged savant swearing that the tor
lures which he had endured from the
piano were not to be atoned for so
easily. The case of Else's piano be-
came widely known, chiefly because
now and then the old clear music re-
turned to the keys. The greatest
musicians and pianist doctors came in
Aocks to examine the strange case, but
no ous could solve the riddle, which
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-09-17
Parollonlastic.

Sophronia asks the origin of phrase
she has frequently heard of late, viz,
"Read the answer in the stars" We give
it's origin cheerfully. It has nothing
to do with astrology, as may be sup
posed. The expression originated dur
ing a great naval battle in which two
men of-war were hotly engaged. The
engagement had lasted several hours
and one of the vessels was badly cut
up. The other bore down upon her to
demand her surrender, but the captain,
officers, and crew of the disabled ves-
sci had no thought of surrendenng.-
They were resolved to fight to the last, ~
fight while plank remained beneath
their feet. The other vessel steering
alongside, her captain sprang upon She,
rail and cried:
II call upon you to surrender"
"Then I will blow y5ad out Of the
water"
"Blow away" was the reply.
A terrible broadside poured in upon
the doomed ship, but it was promptly
returned, although with much less ef-
feet
"Will you surrender now?" shouted
the commander of the victorious ship.
answer, quick!"
Surrender" exclaimed the captain
of the now fast sinking vessel, point
ing to the heroic crew, who, with eyes
blazing defiance, were preparing to,
hurl another broadside upon the foe..
Surrender! You want an answer?
"Read the answer in these ars."-
Boston Courier.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-09-17
Washington as a Jumper.

When Washington was young man,
in travelling along the upper Potomac
he stopped at an inn one day, and in
quired the news. The landlord told
him the sensation of the day was o.
jumping match for wife on the estate
of one Of the richest planters near by.
On being told that it was open to ALI
Corners, Washington started fer the
place and arrived there just as the,
jumping was about completed. He
noticed that the young lady in question,
was highly pleased with the successful
jumping Of one of the competitors who,
had outdistanced all of the others. At
the close Washington asked if he might
try his chances. He was told to go.
ahead, and he made by far the best
Jump of the day. As he returned to.
the crowd he noticed that the young
lady's face had fallen, and he went up.
to her and remarked: "You would
have preferred had not been the.
the one to excel?" The lady candilly
said this was SO. "Then," said Wash
ington, II give my chance to hiln;"
and he returned as unknown as he
came. Toward the close OF tho Revo-
luton this young lady, now the wife of
a colonel Of militia. met Washington,
and on telling her husband that she
had met him before, he doubted the
fact, and the two went to Washington
to decide it. EYES," replied Washing
ton, II saw your wife at the jumping
match before she was marriedssan and y
believe won her. -
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-09-17
Rather a Queer Town.

Camden is the metropolis of West
Jersey, although many captious critics
persist to this day in calling it the Jer-
sey Metropolis. 1t contains So, 900 in
habitants, and has no place of amuse-
ment of any description. Twelve
street-cars drawn by one horse each,
and two numbering two-horse coaches.
furnish means of transportation for
those inhabitants who can squeeze in.
The rest walk. Until thirteen months
ago the electric light was unknown,
and when the first carbon arc cast its
dazzling glare from the front of bar
room on the main street half the in
habitants turned out to wonder. Thel e
are not more than four elevators in the
town. There are only two buildings
whose height is above four stories. No
morning newspapers are published.
The city is divided into eight wards, and
is governed by Mayor and City Coun-
Gil composed of twenty-five members.
Forty-four policemen guard the lives
and properties of the citizens-but at
night only, and if the night happens
to be very cold OF very warm there is
no further surveillance after midnight.
During the day the peace of the city is
preserved by four officers, whose beats
are SO long that they can go over them
only once between a. m. and p. NJ,
the hours of duty. Robberies are FREE
quent and bar-room brawls are OF
nightly occurrence.
10 make up for the lack of police
protection there are twenty justices OF
the peace, who are elected annually by
the people. With the exception of two,
the present incumbents are the most
exaggerated types of Dogberries that
can be imagined. Two of them are
unable to read or write. Three are
barely capable of signing their own
names. None of them, except the first
two mentioned, can spell dozen words
correctly. Their principal business
consists of petty SANDER suits, and
when an action is brought before one a
runner informs rival, and the defend.
ant is induced to bring cross action.
In each case the Justices nest is well
feathered. These officials are clothed
with extraordinary powers, and are au.
thorized to summon juries, try misde.
meanors, and pass sentence of fine or
mprisonment-generally fnes.-Phil-
GdeLpli1 letter.