New-York tribune., 1886-03-31
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South Carolina paper sty, TIA, there are now fon'
p.. ptltcs.n ta,t -tt.e tho Free Traders. the Pro-
A.Dtonl,t-. ,Ac Sew Dr.er.. and TIC Ii.n..ul:es.
Jimmy IuHooy keep. .l, eye opeu auI knows what l'
so, on '"r re i.u'"'us iAto ''e N!ie"on tie other
- ,ay. ma. Hurry mp and a.me suthlu' t'eat. I'm
Yo. nee l,'t tr.u,- ,,ur,.4f about that You are
idle enough - , thrr.- nothing IN the house Tor
"A. risn- ,naI poycou you just as soon as you
'rw HP nl' rap IN ny tri'r ,,.,,,x ,,,.
DOME iatt.or Posi-
IItlc Auro l,. born very sc, ami WAS taken by her
mother with her twin sister To SEASIDE ho,rl FOR a
change or air. Here sle gained strength rdpd.y, and
her appc.tc in.rta,rL - tlot she sooner
through one ur4. than sue looking lOngngly for
ward .o the next. one day. heating that hes supper
wou.. ue ready 10 few minutes, she turned to her SIS
ter aud .aul: Lets blessing now. jamie, 50 a.
not to have TO wit whom "" get to the table"
The To, Major tno new nam for tn" most fashion
abe fu dr-s- w"ru rs ladies' trsh MAJOR means Great
Bare " tsh.ugt'u 'tis'c
-. ra.rc.', Day wa, gIorpusly celebrated IN the
turt,ug McIc1u town %: IoU although there Is on'y
one lr,-bulu. Fat Iobin. In h- town PaI. however,
W.. equal 20 host ia hiuSc aud made every one IN The
town Wild Win IriSu patriotism.
d. PgheAd Madame. 4n sorry to say that don't
Thus you NIL liyrtwo hour.
Mt. Nagruu- ON. Doctor. lt Is very hard
d.. Pcuc,o-NrrS to lrANr -uch q husband a. yours.
Nh. Mtrcudl"-\ud Only to tIi.k' there's my sister
iu4w. wuo knows hat mourning u s. becoming 10 her
Tor OF the family drop
on. .rhi,as Rambler
Tuerr ale 100000 Indians in Mexico, making b per
cent OF the entire popu,I They speak thirty iye
,dion. anI slIty.ulue diarct% They are nearly all
grossly ignorant. and lvr by themselves Wild hat-
savage uro IN the country districts Governor Joso
Maria Ram,rc, oi Chi,pa, will AK the President
to appropriate 7l.oooooJ to educate these Indians.
stranger Is tn. Mr.. rratti
Stransrr Mr. Jrn,tt was -pral,tne about some
optimistic views you We Aud Thought, II they wero
Ioou ones. III -ct o"t"n or t'o ior ny stere",eop'
PhotOkrapnrr-rm sorry, my dear sir but don't keep
them mouutod-, rdBits
Maine IA probably the onip state In tho Union that
ever mad Governors Ia space ot time less th.n
year In lsi3 Governor FlrcAih resi-. lcd, Governor
C.yanaush tho President OF the Senate. 3D. ana
succeeed by Governor Paris President OF the
lie WAS succeeded by Goyernor Damn. speaker or the
House VINO in turn succeeded by Governor Dana.
President OF tue senate aud he succeeded by
Governor Anderson. elected ny the people.
B the death Of Lord Forester another priest
outted To a scat IN the Englsh House Of Lords The
new peer II Canon ot York and by privilege accorded
10 h by Henry VIII. has the right OF remain
coVerr! IN the pre- enco OF his soVeoign-lChlcago
Living Church.
De Jones say have you heard tho newsi Suifkius is
going TO marry Miss Lamb. the wealthy butchers
ToIlr,on No, you don't mean IT. That animated
DE Jones: Fact assure you. heard 1t this mornip =
Podgoson Well, one thing will make this lamb pal
y able
DO Jones' what's that
PoIgeson : Mint sauce Chicago Rambler.
In France at the present time there is drinking
placs for every ninety seven Inhabitants. or every
twcuty-.iI electors
lie was. a young man and had heard IngersoL Cons'
ouenty mad acquired certain degree OF blasphcmou
brayadO 81 w0uni rather. he said wi, a. much en-
peSSrHct as II he not working oG chestnut &c
to hell shelley. Calico ana Darwin. than TO 10 Il
Heaven with son @ Christians know
"Suppusiug ala 10 neil Win SnHlley, balllet
and Darwin" remarked bystandor eel have you the re
otest idea that any OF the three would recognize
| youi" -
The discussion was not continued at length. Wash
ngtOn llatchet