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sALF LAKE, CITY. UTAH. AND
KAIL1Y. IDAHO.

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81 MAIN STREET,

Salt Lake City, Utah.
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n. B.-Banding and Asphaltum Factory At
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WHOLESALE PRICES.

Corrected Daily from An Inspection
OF Rates Paid and Asked By
Principal Dealers.
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These pipes are suitable for either water.
oil or gas and are made 20 sustain pressure
Of 500 pounds TO the square inch, or gravi' y
head Of over COO feet. Water can be brought
from any elevation In them without leak
age or waste. The tube Is made Of the best
Puget Sound pine which. being thoroughly
seasoned. Is spirally bound with strong iron
bands Of suitable strength for any required
pressure The whole exterior IL then given
coat Of asphaltum, which protects the iron
from rust and the wood from insects or de-
cay. The pipe Is made In feet lengths and
spirally banded and connected with iron
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few hours In point OF durability this pipe
exceeds al others The asphalium coating
affords q thorough and almost everlasting
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while the wood being constantly saturated
with water. will last for. generations II can
be laid for from 70 cents per foot, &C
cording TO sizes. II Is from Z 20 y the cost
Of iron and is equal In all respects TO the
very bes. standard iron pipe now in use. Il
will never corrode or give the water q bad
taste, as Is the case with iron; Is less liable
to freeze, and can be sent 20 distant points a.
u the cost. City or town corporations. or
any others contemplating sys'em OF water
supply will q nd Il greatly TO their advantage
20 consult Us for further information AL
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tations.
Address
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Chips from the cherry Tree.

1t might be a good idea to send
Hook after the Apaches. 1t is pretty
clear that Crook cannot get them.
The Washington correspondents
were curiously negligent last week.
The purchase OF new door-mat for
Secretary Whitney's house was entire
ly overlooked.
A Michigan women is said to have
poured hot water into her husbands s
ear, but the statements is open to sus-
picious. 1t is a queer woman who
would thus injure the orifce into
which she pours most Of her talk.
At a funeral OF swell gambler the
other day one of the most prominent
features was floral decoration enti-
tied "Gates Ajar." By an oversight
there was nothing attached to indi-
cate what gates,
Little Bobbie Mugwump was vigor
ously examining the of his sisters
purpkiudle in the presence OF Deacon
Goldbug, when the latter asked:
"What are you trying to do, my
boy2"
"Pm trying to catch aea," answer
ed Mugwump, Jr.
Trying to catch flea, ehf'
Eyes, sir. My father says you,
skin flea for its hide and tallow, an,
I I want to see how you do it."
The Rev. Joseph Cook says that
z monument should be erected illustra
! tive of the highest results of Bosto
. culture. There will be no real nece,
sity for this, though, as long as tn
; Rev. Joseph is alive and furnishe
{ such an admirable substi.ute.-Wasl
ington Hatchei.
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Young Wife-"There's = gentle
man in the parlor, dear who wishes
to see you."
Young Husband--"Do you kDow
who it is2"
Young Wife-"You must sorgSse
me, dear but that cough OF yOairs
has worried me so Of late, and you
take such poor care Of your hesiEhr
and--and you don't know hsOw AJAX
ious I've been, and---erd'oh, ID wer'
to lose you, my darling" (Bursts IN
to tcars).
Young Husband-"There. there
dear. Your fondness for me has IN
spired foolish and unnecessary fears
Pm all right you mustn't be AFFIRMED
But I'll see the physician, OF 0Ours'
just to satisfy you, Is 1t Dr.. PealetF
Young Wife-"N-no II i Rot
doctor, its u--a-liie insuranc
agent"
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WHOLE NO. lO2
A Literary CuriOsity.

The Glasse OF Time, in the First
and Second Age. Divinely Handled
BY Thomas Peyton, OF Lincolnes lime.
Gent. Seen and Allowed. London !:
Printed by Bernard Alsop Tor Law
renee Chapman, and are to be sold at
his shop over against Staple lime,
1920. Now reprinted in a neat vol
ums, Long Primer type, bound in fine
cloth, gilt top, beveled boards Price
90 cents.
The quaint poem, of the title page of
which the above is a transcript, APP
peared nearly half a century earlier
than Paradise Lest, and it is intrin-
sically probable that it would have
fallen under the eye OF Milton in any
case there are striking points of re-
ssmblance between the two poems,
and many have supposed Milton's inn
mortal work to have been inspired by
the former. Only two copies of the
work are known to be in existence
previous to the issue of the present
edition, one being in the British
Museum, the other in the Bodlein
Library, Oxford. The copy in the
British Museum was purchased at \
noted sale OF old books in 1919, by
Baron Bolland, who notes upon a
blank leaf that it cost him 21I. It's. 3D.,
(about 81, ,l10.00). Some years ago a
gentleman of Virginia, Mr.. ]. L. Pey-
ton, sprung from the old English fam
lily OF that name, made an ac-
curate transcrip OF the copy in the
British museum, preserving even the
quaintspelling, punctuation, capital
izing, and italicizing OF the original.
This present edition is printed with
out alteration. Apart from its pre-
sumed connection, with Paradise Lost,
the poem has very considerable mer-
its of its own, and is in every way q
literary curiosity. John B. Alden.
Publisher, New York.
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Not Mad.

The dogs have the laugh upon hu.
mankind. The unfortunate cur which
bit the four Newark childrn who were
sent to Paris and inoculated against
rabies by M. Pasteur left marks OF his
teeth upon several other dogs at the
same time. He also bit two children
who we're not sent to Paris. Evident
ly he was in very Snappish hpmor
at the time but he was not mad, il
we may belivo certain apparently con-
elusive proofs which are now brought
forward. The supposed mad dog was
incontinently killed but the dogs bit
ten by him were shut up, and careful
ly watched. Three months have clap
ed, and the canine suspects, having
grown fat and good-natured, without
developing the slightest symptom OF
hydrophobia, have been released.
The two children who staid at home
are running about, quite as well,
though not as notorious, as their COM
panions who went abroad and got in
to the newspapers. This tends to show
how absurd was the mad-dog excite
ment which lately ragged in New Jer-
sey and elswhere. 1t does not, OF
course, detract in the slightest degree
from the renown OF the great French
scientist, or the value Of his discover
les. Only last week n. Pasteur an,
nounced to the Academy the success
Of his incubation system in 625 cases
of persons whs had been bitten by
rabid dogs; and an international hos
pital for the care of such victims is to
be built in Paris. NJ. Pasteur had no
means Of determining whether the
Newark children were really in dan
ger or not. His inoculations did them
no harm and will at least furnish
them with a safeguard against hydrop-
hobia, real or imaginary, for some
time to come.
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Horse Sense is well illustrated in
the way that some of them perform
their duties on the top floors Of New
York warehouses, where other power
is not available, in the work of hoist,
ing goods to the different floors. In
one case o horse has thus been kept
at the top Of q high warehouse tol
eleven years, without having been
down to terra frma but twice in the
whole time. The horses are directed
when to pull and when to stop, pull
ing by the sound of the check rope
when shaken from below, to which
they invariably give prompt atten
tion that might well be initiated BY
many workers in q higher field, bu
otherwise they are always left to them
selves.
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Glancing through the pages OF Mr..
Blain's "Twenty Years OF Congress" iS
like wandering through chestnut
grove in the late autumn. The land
scape is mellowed with soft
soporifc haze. The air is redolent OF
ripening fruits and decaying flowers
Beneath the foot the earth is brown
and invites to rest above the head
the sky is blue and promises peace
And just as every stir in the branches
above rattles the chestnut-burrs about
ones head during such ranlble, Sc
does every turn Of the leaves OF Mr
Blaine's book expose chestnuts OF ex
preston to the readers view. 1t i
q veritable grove Of chestnuts, were
in none may walk without trsadini
on old familiar burrs.--Chieago News.
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Be natural; poor diamond is bet
ter than a good imitation

Be natural poor diamond is bet
ter than a good imitation.
Try to be accurate, not only for
your own sake, but for the sake of
your sex; the incapacity of the wo-
mans mind for accuracy is q standard
argument against the equality of the
sexes.
Observe; the faculty of observa-
ton, well cultivated, makes practical
men and women.
Try to be sensible; it is not a par
ticular sign of superiority to talk
like fool.
Be ready in time for church if you
do not respect yourself sufficiently to
be punctual, respect the feelings of
other people.
Avoid causes OF irritation in your
family circle; reflect that home is the
place in which to be agreeable.
Be reticent; the world at large has
no interest in your private affairs.
Cultivate the habit OF listening to
others it will make you an invaluable
member of society, to say nothing OF
the advantages it will be to you when
you marry; every man likes to talk
about himself.
Be content "martyrs" are detesta-
BILE; cheerful, happy spirit is infect
uous; you can carry it about with you
like a sunny atmosphere.
Avoid whispering, it is as bad as
giggling both are to be condemned ;
there is no excuse for either one OF
them. II you have anything to say,
say it; if you have not, hold your
tongue altogether; silence is gold
en-.
Be truthful avoid exaggeration /;
if you mean mile say mile, not a
mile and half; if you mean one say
one, and not dozen.
Sometimes, at least, allow your
mother to know better than you do (;
she was educated before you were
born.
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Gems Of French Thought.


All those observers who have spent
their lives in the study OF the human
heart, know less about the signs Of
love than the most brainless yet sem
sitive woman, j. j. Rousseau.
Discretion is more necessary to wo-
men than eloquence, because they
have less trouble to speak we'll than
to speak little. Father Du Bose.
Marriage is lottery in which men
stake their liberty and women their
happiness, Nine. de Rieux.
Experience is the name men give to
their follies or sorrows.
"A. de Musset.
Women are constantly the dupes,
or the victims Ct their extreme sensi-
tiveness. -Balzac.
When lover gives, he demands
and much more than he has given.
Parry.
foreman virtuous, man has only
to combat his own DESIRES woman
must resist her own inclinations, and
the continual attack Of man.
-Latena.
How many people would be mute
if they were forbidden to speak we'll
of themselves, and evil OF others?
Mime. de Fontaines.
The future of society is in the hands
of the mothers. If the world was lost
rhrough women, she alone can save it.
DE Beaufort.
The moral amelioration of man con
stitutes the chief mission Of woman.
"A. Comte.
Under the freest constitution ignor-
ant people are still slaves
-Condorcet.
Love decreases when it ceases to in
crease. -Chateaubriand.
The table is the only place where
we do not get weary during the first
hour. -Brilliant-Savarin.
If all hearts were frank, just and
honest, the major part OF the virtues
would be useless to us. -Moliere.
We salute more willingly an ac-
quaintance in carriage than friend
on foot. j. Petit-Senn.
Hypocracy of manners, vice pc
euliar to modern nations, has contrib
uted more that one thinks to destroy
that energy Of character which dis
tinguished the nations of antiquity.
-Condorcet.
1t is not easy to be widow; one
must reassume all the modesty Of
girlhood, without being allowed even
to feign its ignorance.
Mime. de Girardin.
Barbarism recommended by the ex
cess OF civilization. -Lamartine.
There are three things that l have
always loved and have never under
stood-Painting, Music and Women.
-Fontenelie.
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('hIldrom's Diseases.

When we consider through what
multitude of diseases children have to
pass, we are surprised to see how
many there are who reach the years
Of maturity. There is no help for these
diseases. Children must have the
measles, mumps, whooping cough, etc.
There are some troubles, however, for
which something can be done. Mrs.
Winslow's vermifuge will expel worms
surely and quickly, and children have
enough unavoidable ailments to pass
through without being allowed to suf-
fer With worms, when they can be SC
easily relieved.
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The Chinese Mast Go.

AUGUSTA, Ga, March S.-The arri-
val Of two Cinnamon here to-day and
the promised arrival of twenty more
tomorrow" has caused some excite
ment and the threat is made that
force will be restored to drive them
out Of the city. The Chinese here
number several hundred, all shop
keepers, and they have almost ruined
the greengrocer's business. The Chi.
nese have married white wives. The
City Council viii be asked to revoke
the Chinese license, and il the request
is refused the Celestials viii be waited
upon at midnight and marched ont oI
town.
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Discomfort.


comforter; the giver of the sweetel
essence of life; his JOY, hope sunshine
the embodiment of earth's best gifts
at least, thus is she when contented
and happy in her lot.
But women are not, as rule, thus
content, and the discontented women
is becoming an unpleasantly familiar
type of character.
Nothing suits her.
If she is discontented at the want ol
romance in her life her main desire
is to exchange her fathers house for a
home Of her own; her pride is panied
at the prospect of being left an old
maid unsought by men.
Butif she is married, the causes ol
her discomfort are multiplied indef,
nitely, and where she was out of har-
mony with one circumstance she is
now in discord with twenty.
She is discontented on all sides be-
cause her husband is not her lover
and marriage is not perpetual court.
ship; because he is so irritable that
life with him is like walking among
thorns If she makes a mistake of q
hair's-breadth or because he is so i'm.
perturbably good-natured that he
maddens her with his stolidity, and
cannot be made jealous even when she
flirts before his eyes.
Or she is discontented because she
has so many household duties to per-
form, the dinner to order, the books
to keep, the servants to manage be-
cause she has not enough liberty, or be-
cause she has too much responsibility
because she has so few servants that
she has to work with her own hands,
or because she has so many that she is
at her wits end to find occupation for
them al, not to speak Of discipline and
good management.
As mother, she is diccontented at
the loss of personal freedom compell-
ed by her condition, at the physical
annoyance and the mental anxieties
included in the list Of her nursery
grievances.
She would probably fret grievously
If she had no children at all, but she
frets quite as much when they come.
In the fOrmer case she is humiliated
in the latter Inconvenience, and in
both discontented.
The husband of such WON n is
her victim into his ear all her fretful
complaints are poured.
If she lives in the city, she lamcnts
the want Of freedom and fresh air fol
the children, and makes the unhappy
father, toiling at the Office, feel him.
self responsible for the pale cheeks
and attenuated legs which are prob
ably to be referred to injudicious diet
and the frequency of juvenile dissipa
tions.
But il she is in the country, ther
all the charm of existence is centereG
in the city and its thoroughfares, anG
not the finest scenery in the world il
to be compared with the attractions
OF the shops or the crowds thronginl
the street.
In short, wherever the discontentet
woman is, it is just where she woulC
rather not be, and to make her happ,
would be to change the whole order o
nature and society.
AS things are, there is no Joy for he
under the sun--or for the unfortun
ates with whom her destiny is linked.
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JACKSON, Mich, March 1.-THE
chapel Of the Michigan State Prison
was transformed into theatre this
morning. Five hundred %convicts
marched in and took seats. Warden
H. F. Hatch said: Manager Geo. 8.
Starr, whose company is here, inyit-
ed you to see the 'Mikado.' On this
occasion you can talk and applaud.
This is a Temperance town, therefore
you will be saved the trouble OF going
out to see man." The curtain rose
and the opera was sung in admirable
style. The convicts grasped every
point, applauding vigorously One
convict, when asked if he enjoyed the
performance, replied ~ more than
enjoyed it, for it's the first sunshine
of the kind I've seen in seventeen
years"
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60 Ahead.

In his boyhood a young man always
has ambition to be something, or to
do something. He is anxious to be
this, that, or the other; he has a taste
for this, a talent for that, or he may
feel that-if it were but known
he is a genius.
Alas for him if he unfolds his hopes
to his elders If william Shakespeare
ever said to his grandfather, I.think
/ could write a play / believe l can
express myself pretty well, etc" !" have
not the slightest doubt the old gentle
man replied +" MOI Don't do It'll Write?
You write? The idea Why, you'd
make yourself a laughing-stock if you
triedw And if Titan mentioned to his
granduncle that he had painted a
head, and thought he could paint an
other, the grand-uncle douptless re-
piled "Try to paint barn-door
first. You'd even botch that. Paint
ers are born geniuses."
Old people never remember that all
the great men in all arts and PROBES
sions, were once only youths with am
bition and no experience.
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The Daughters Accomplish
memts.

Mother, pronouncing an encomium
on her daughter to a young man who
is paying attentions to her: "She
sings, plays on the piano and the harp,
paints, understands logic, crochet,
botany, English, Italian, and GER man,
and, indeed, almost everything. And
what are your accomplishments
"I have none" "What, not any?'
Madam, L acknowledge that if we
were reduced to extremity, l believe
that / should know how to do the
cooking"
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City improvement Money Used
for Salaries.

Mayor Grace refused, at the meet
ing OF the Board OF Estimate and Ap-
portionment yesterday, to consent to
transfer of $4,000 to the Public
Works Department. He expressed
his intention to vote for no more trans
fers, and limited that the Commission
er OF Accounts will soon show up how
money appropriated for improvement:
Of the city has been used for salaries
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MAA'a YmninY.

1t was at a ball, and the subject un-
der discussion was vanity. A lady
maintained that men were also given
somewhat to vanity. "The men are
ten times more vain than the ladies"
she remarked. "That is impossible"
said several gentlemen. The subject
changed, and few minutes later the
lady said, "The handsomest man in
the room has spot on his white waist
coat" whereupon every gentleman
within hearing glanced down with a
scared expression of countenance at
his vest.
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Anything new this morning?" ask
ed the superintendent of. his assist
ants.
Number 1876 has begun to write
poetry for the papers"
Begun to write poetry, has he.
Put him in the incurable ward"
"Have you got any stale bread?"
asked Johnny Fizzletop, sticking his
head into bakers shop.
eyes, l have five or six loaves."
Serves you right. Why did't you
sell 'em while they were fresh"
Teacher Ito boy whose father keeps
a corner grocery)-"Johnny, if your
father has hundred eggs, and TWEEN
ty of them are bad, how many Of them
does he lose?"
Johnny-"He don't lose any of them,
He sells the bad ones to the restau-
rant keeper to make omelettes Of"
"Have you put all my baggage in
the wagon?" asked Col. Witherspoon
of the porter at a Galveston hotel.
"Yes, sah."
"Put the four trunks in?"
"Yes, sah."
"And the two valise."
''Yes, sah."
"And the hat-box."
eyes, sah."
"Then you are sure I've not left any
thing in this hotel"
you've not left muffin, boss, not
eben dime for de culled porter"
Hans-"Vat means dot ven dose
Americaners say dot man has got
some cheek, or some gals, eh?"
Fritz-"I dell show dot vas. Some
times ago I lends my friend Schmidt
Won hundert dollars. He bays mt
not cent pack so / prings suit do
district court in, und wins my suit
Den Schmidt he comes TO me min,
Office in"
Hans-"He prings you dot none,
pack2"
Fritz-"Not mooch but he wante,
me to lend him 500 more to pay hi
lawyer and dose costs. Dot ish vo
dose Americans calls some cheek
; und gals"
A student at the University of Te1
| as had himself measured for ne'
suit of clothes at the establishment {
. an Austin tailor. When he got HI
e clothes from the tailor, the studer
g discovered there was no watch pocl
e ct in the vest
"What is the meaning of this?' asl
ed the indignant student
. Meaning of what"
"Why this vest has got no watc
+ pocket Why didn't you make Il
} new vest like the old one l sent ye
o as a pattern? 1t had watch pocket
c it."
d II know the old vest had a wstC
8 pocket, but as / found nothing but
L pawn ticket in it for your watch,
" didn't see what use you were going
is have for watch pocket in your ne
s. Test.p-Teras SiftiRgs,