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LITERARY NOTES.

rYn a small volume called "Mshs and Remnants
tT1cknor co., Messrs. L. D. Ventura and B. eheV''on
have collected number Of their short stories Nearly
all these stories @ mournfu vein put Will an
exception two they tasteful and n'eresths' vi"
OF them--" Only Dog lis little classic In us way.
simple, tender and inexpressbly touching IL Is no'
easy to read 1t unmoved.
The late adjournment of Congress has inerfered with
the expected pu pcaton OF the Hon. Edward Mcfher-
sons Handbook OF Politics f" fol- 1856 IL VIII "pPo''
however, August %.
To Mr. stockton bas come the fattery OF mitauoh
An English writer has lately brought ont n DOOM ~
sUnder Two Fig Trees which is said to be nl',u az
tempt to follow in the footsteps OF the author u
rcrange" The characters include the newly 'hairio'
pair the friendly lodger. the servant and the "os ~
this is the way In which the author says the DOOM "o
be written: Katrina ths wlie): why shouu y,N no
succeed There plenty or people ~tm"" any ~ .'
at all who write books Il acknowledge the s.ons',
OF the argument from analogy, my dear why s"oa," %
moi sncceedr Katrina: A hundred ana nifty
houses let's say. Each with average OF four eiSou
In the family That makes 40O-6O0-yes' ooo 'op,'"
your book which would be sold in ths eolo"! "'O"
Just think" But perhaps the ionr poopio AZ III GOV"
house would not require copy apiece lniS Is
heavy foo'ing.
writer for The Washington Ratchet declares that
1ter,v lanes has brought the refinement OF motives
and emotions to point which surpasses the ot-quo'eo
lenetbening out of gold wire. 1t Is much as huAIey
wtre TO Withdraw himself from the broad range OF
science and retire with microscope TO spend MS lie IN
studying two three bugs"
A copy of the earliest specimen of American print
-Mollna's Vocabulario la Leneua Castelana y
Nexcnna printed in 1855 has just been sold at auc-
hon in London.
begins the food Of artc,es List and his works
The Century will open the ball next month, accompany
ing its paper of "reminiscences with portrait Of the com
poser. There have been few men more amiabe In the
way OF furnishing picturesque and theatrical anecdotes
TO his admirers than WAS the Aobe List.
hcence has lately been publishing discussion on
subjects carried by such writers rs Profess
ors II. c. Adains Simon Newcomb and Richard I. Ely
1t involved interesting controversy between tho new
and Old schools of economists the ponts OF dner-
between their methods These articles have been
gathered pamphlet which will shortly be published
BY tho Science Company.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14

NORWICH LINE FOR BOSTON, WORCES-
NoRwIcH WHITE MoUNTAJNsa san az Fa.tera oG,aa r.t,
pier Dc,brosso, street Ferry at m daily cx"epy
snniav. steamers CRY OF WJR EsiEf 'nl 81, St,
ISLAND. Bsyinniar fulV ) connscs9' w 30 ma "
from WATCH HILL ani ~ S,a shnn Bn ~ nv .0en.
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Nsm 31ublinafions.
THE ART JOURNAL FOR SEPTEMBER,
i 1885, NOW READY. has the following contentsf
"sUPPER TIME.n


Etched by Ch Country. after Leon A. Hermitte 49,
DOWN THE WYE. II. BY ]. A. Blaikie Iuustiateu py
CONDOTTIERE COLLEONIi HIS LOMBARD CAsIiLE
AND MOUNTAIN sEPULCHRE. III. BY ]. Beaving'on
Atkinson. Illustrated
LEON A. LHERMITTE BY Robert Walker. , II
TYPES OF CRUISING YACHTS. BY Dixop Kemp IL
lustrated ..., ,,,n.,ra,.d
ROSALBA CARRIERA. BY Carew Martin: Illustrated
1.-THE VETERAN" BY a. Meynell. llustIated' rpoN
SUGGESTIONS IN DECORATIVE DESIGN fhOs M
THE WORKS OF GREAT PAINTERS. vi. BY e. L.
hGgnsoR TME nNGLIsH Royal ACADEMY Ill Illustrated
A NEW ART CLUB. illustrated x o,,- N, 1,,.,,o,
THE PERMANENCY OF WATER COLo1tS. by "'i''i
Armstrong. ..-,, ,,-,.,ru-e
This publication until recently sold only by subscription
may now had 10y the single copy OF booksellers anu
dealers Price 80 cents each Every number coihpe'o III
itself So per annun.
THE INTERNATIONAL NEWS COMPANY,
General Agents 20 and 81 Beekman-st New.York.
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Justrurtion.
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DONDOUr. KINGSTON AND CATS.
IA KILL MOUNrAlNS, landing at Cranstons NWrs9
Pont. Cornwall Nsw6urg, Marlboro. Milton PoushSsepsS,
EsOpus connecting with Ulster and Delaware. stony
Glove aud Catrkll Mountain and kaltersk Ralt"Ads.
steamers CITY or KINGSTON and JAMES W BALD
WIN leave every week At p pier foot OF nas,,
rson st.. except Saturdays. when CITY OF klN,'slOS
lravcs at landing only at Nowburg and POuHh., ss:
connecting with special evening trains for al ~ I'm
RE -ORrS THROUGH TIM CATsklLL NOUNIAINS-
VIII Rond0ut Sunday nights IL o'clock on arr 81 ~
special fast train from the mountains. arriving At Ne"loA
Monday "a IN.
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1ustrurtion.
Miscellaneous,
Gearhers.

Gearhers.
A BEST TEACHERS. Tutors and Govern;
"a esses supplied without charge TEAqHEE VERY
free. Many vacancies Form for stamp: H. n a. EN "
American School Bureau. West l4tn-se. y l
A MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS
~ AGENCY supplies Professors Teachers. tutors oo'
ernesses Colleges, Schools and Families: Apply yto
MRS. NJ. ]. YOUNG-FULTON, rs Union o4ualo.-
I ADY GRADUATE of normal school, SIX
years experience as teacher teaches iati r
and sciences desires position principal or p
onces. Address A. Is L.. Box 90, Rverhead, n 4
TEACHER of Singing and Piano wanted
L Immediately; 800; many other vacancies; fo.lh ior
stamp II. L. AVERY West lit St, n l.
WANTED D.-Hesses Educational Bureau, IL
w 17thst GOyernesses French. painting drawlng
music; Teacher elOcutOn, vocal and Instrumental niscI
Nursery governess. English music; schools recOmmenae
WANTED - Ladies. Mathematics and
for rrench and nnstc ans ' MfRIAM CoYRIERE 81 East
l7thst between Broadway and lthaye
NVOMAN'S EXCHANGE TEACHERS BU-
w REAU or both sexes supplies Professors eacheis
Govcrnesses Musicians HOusekeepers Companlons e 10
colleges aud families also BOOkkeepers stenogrd
pliers and copysts to business firms. ,,,.
Mrs K d. CULVER, 329 jth.ave. York City.
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1nstrnrtion.
For Boys and Young Men-City.


-CIRCULARS OF SCHOOLS, with re-
~ liable information, free mailed for postage. - -
r. Il. AVERY, ANN school Bureau West lIth-st, N !.
John MACMULLENS SCHOOL has been
removed TO his residence. West l6lstst. lOthaNc
(Washington Heights 800 feet from the cable
line Terms from 500 $2iO. Ooares 500 Fare nce 10
pupils living below 55thst Circulars at Pnnans anu at
+. o. station NJ. School opens september 10
DACKARDS COLLEGE FALL OPENlNG.-
1 fall opening Of Packards College, 500 br"ah"N
will Wednc SHAY. september l. rms Is the on r.
liable institution its twenty ninth year and better
than ever the most prosperous OF ITS history
10 learn how to do business. PackaId Address io
circular, ;. - fA'hAhb' 0V' "'V''""''
VNHE PARK COLLEGIATE SCHOOL tBoys)
prepares college: scientific schools business opens
Sept 2S 1856 fully equipped six boarding puplls Hk'h
Circulars AT school. G3 Fast 59tll st.. New-lork.
ELMER f. PHI ILl1PS, NJ a., PrnclpaI.
rGNHE HARLEM COLLEGIATE SCHOOL
boys third year. reopcns SEPI - al 10 Easi Ix
st. y. Y. Primary Department Prof f. Jeanrenaud I'm
rTNRlNITY SCHOOL, 1.517 BROADWAl.-
4 Founded 1909 Rev. r. HOLDEN, Rector: unc or
trustees The Protestant Episcopal Public sci ool iR
Bishop POTTER. Pre,denI piepares Tor t9,ee or
business For bcneces app lcauon 10 lie made TO tc
Paving pupils received Further parcuhrsa' NJ
the school Next term begins SeptemOerG
UNIVERSITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. No.
I Lab broadway, near 42ds 49ih year primary com
morcal classical departments; instruction thorougl VI
NJ HOBBY. W. l. AKIN, Prins; " {. HEN ENDklOhSoN'
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
NEW YORK. ONTARIO AND WESTERN
~ RAILMAY EeIl.s IN Now York from foot OF Jay ST.

EN- Okk, ON aKlO AM e >pv
~ RAILWAY. Ferries in NewYork from foot Of Jayst
and West 42d-st.
From jay ST. $50 West t2dst. 9lQ a m Day express
for MddetOwn Eenvic Monticello Liberty, white Lak@
Delhi oswego end intermediate stations Pullman drawing
60
express for Middletown, Ellenvle, Monticello, Liberty,
White Lake and intermediate stations Pullman a~ns.
room r..
Jaw st 515; f2ast. 5:35 p Night express foe
OswcCO Suspension Bridge Thousand Islands pullman
sleeping NewYork 10 Cape Vincent runs daily Jayst;
l56 43ist. 2iO y. Saturdays only Tor MA.
detown Monticello White Lake. Liberty and intermediate
stations Pullman drawing Hard coal engines
all passenger trains ~ 49,,
] c. ANDERSON, G. L. A. ls Exchange Pace y. Y
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
THE MAGIC OF A VOICE.
BY AARGARET RUSSELL MACFARIANE.
Vol, lGmo, cloth Price 81 90.

"The work completely Gornsnesque that 1t reads al
most Ike translation Of Mrs Wister hut Il n so far better
than any translation that reveals heart of ars
cratic through the personal experience OF one
"a young adywho has home by marriage
IN the graphically described her pages The
laid in tc north country of Mecklenburg among
era families distinction and though the story pre emf
nentIy quiet movement IL is nerfuse so many p
ec situations that the attention the reader
is closely held while author continues portray actual
lie with the detail and accuracy OF Meissoner The style
crisp and unanected"lMary E Dodge, in Literary Life
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
nELAWARE, LACKAWANNAa and WESr-
~ ERN RAILROAD. SHORTEST LINE BETWEEN

DELAWARE. LACKAWANNA and WEST:
~ 200 ERN RAILRQAD a. 3, SHORTEST LINE HI, BETWEEy
TRAINS. NO DUST ALWAYS on TIME.
PULLMAN PALACE DAY AND SLEEPING COACHES.
New.YOk, foot Of Barclay and Chr >tOpher
Daily. except sundays Buffalo and OsweEo Express
Pullman coaches 10 Water Gap strOudsburg Scranton Bng
hauton. Elmra Bath Buffalo, Syracuse oswego, GrenA
Oxford Norwich, Utica; connect Scranton for PtsOn,
Wikesbarre Danvie and Northumberland, at OwegO for
Ithaca and intermediate stations.
D. m Bnghamton and Elmira Express Pullman coaches
Water Gap Scranton Binghamton. Owego and Eimirs
scranton for PittsOn, Kingston NkesbarTe
7pm Daily Buffalo Limited Express. Pullman coachei
for StrOudsburg, Scranton, Bnghamton. Owego, ElmrA
Corning Bath Wayand, Buffalo, &c, arriving In Buna8
7:2O a. N. Sleeping coach for Olesn via WsylanL
Daily Buffalo and OswegO Express. Pullman
COACHES stroudsburg Bfnghanton CorAnds
Syracuse. Oswego. Greene OIord, Noryich Utica and
Kichfed springs Owego for Ithaca and ntec.
mediate except saturdays Connects Buffalo with
trains for { Il other points West.
R!chneld Springs a. daily except sundays, 800
o. IN. daily sleeping coach attached
See time tables Tor way trains Morris and Essex D.
vision.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
Conutrp i]roperlp tl)ante1

HOTEL WANTED to rent with privilege OF
leaseLocated in thrifty village On ,d iine n GOOD 0
railway preferred ununished partly fuinsned III Hoou
condition than II some land wltm
Address with full particulars for interview j. H. BOX ~
Tribune Oihce.
WANTED TO LEASE for term of years
w OF about 20 acres good tlIahlc upland wI 9oo
convenient village; rent must be low. Address, u a.
Sparkill. y. Y.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14

Nj lSS WARREN,
NI II West 47tlst.
Boys Sept. q girls sept 90 Separate departments.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14

CATSKILL MOUNTAINS.
~ Special trains connect with the Albany Day Boats nc
Rhlncbcck Cats.i for the MOUNTAIN rosoIss "Aess
sold AMI baggage check el tGrodsh
I EHIGH VALLEY RAll.RQAD;-Passenge
tians leave denot foot Of Cortland nt Desoosses SO.
of q, IN / Ito anl o. n Eason. 3,thle1e a. Alel.
TOW n Keaiinr Msuch tnunk. Gion su unnL Eukespsrr.
Io, ,nia W1yerlV Geneva, Lyons Bufao ani no
West Pullman through coaches run daily. Local traiass
"A m ana $40 d. ul for nason Bethlehem and '0plly .
Trans eavingat sa M. AMI 34O p. m. connect Tor III
pointstn Mao1oy AMI a1cton cp.l regions sunday tAa
leaves for Mauch chunk and ua,leton ; m
General Eastern Office, No 10 Broadway -o~ - . .
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
NEW YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON


~ RIVER RAILROA n Commencing June 81, 1850
through trains will leave Grand Central Depot
Rochester Express through drawing 10
Albany. Troy syracuse and Rochester.
900 a. m. SxIatog~ Lake George and Montreal special
with through dining room 20 Troy Saratoga Caldwell
and Montreal Buffet Car, \. Y. 10 Saratoga
'93Oa m.. THE Limited" with dining cars stopping At
Albany Utica SYRACUSE Rochester Buffalo Niagara Fas,
Erie Cleveland and roo arriving at Chicago $50 m and
St. Louis 74O p M. next day.
1890 a. m. Chicago Express drawing cars 10 Rich:
field Springs Csnandaigua Rochester Niagara Falls and
til so a. M. Sew.York and Northern Express
with drawing room cars
$50 M. Albany Troy. and Utica Express With
and bue Troy and Saratoga Runs 70
Lake George SATURDAYS only.
= m. Accommodation 10 Albany and Trey.
% Chca aud ~. Louis Express with sleepingcEs
for Niagara Falls Buffalo Cincinnati, Toledo Detroit CHI
cago and ~. Louis Dining New York ~ Albany.
$3.50 Montreal with seepngcars To Syracuse
and Auburn rad and 10 Saratoga. also to Montreal
ter Buffalo Niagara Pals Cleveland Toledo Detroit and
Chicago secyng 10 ogdensburg daily except saturday
Iil5p p n. Night Express with sleeping Albany
and Troy Connects with the morning trains for the Wes
aud for the North except saturday niglt. . .-
Place 4l3 broadway Harlem Depot l2jh and 4tavsy
and at Westoots Express Oces PARK place neaI AIo~'
way) 7S5 and 042 Bradway and 90 West l25t st. New;
York 33S Washingto and 730 Fulton ss Brookn and ~
!th St. Williamsburg. -
Accommodations drawing and sleeping cara can Y
procured OF the ticket Offices In Newfork CNy, ana
SJS Washingtonst Brooklyn.
Baggage called for and checked from residence.
'1hese trains run daily. AL ohos daily except >uh1Ays
trhese tIa!n. stop at Harlem ugSsL and ttnsye
j. NJ. rOUCEN, D. ", kENDklth,.
Goneral superin tendent General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
HARTFORD Via Conn. River from Per 2l

4 HAKTFORD via Conn. Rlyer from Fer "a
f. r. Steamers CITY Of Springfield and CITY Of Rich.
daily Fare 81 so Round trip - 80. STATE
way. 81. ROnnd trip. IL 80.
The SATURDAY trip from New-fork by sJeameT city q
Springfield gives daylight as far Huntington on te sound
Return leave Hartford Monday Delightful scenery
Connecticut River daylight through Highlands and neary
whole distance Hartford 10 Deep River Good tah
good bcds the SATURDAY may BE- occupei
Saturday SUNDAY Monday One fare and room 4
round trp two fares and $o so three ares
50
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
9teamtoats asa nailroabs.

A PROVIDENCE LTNE.-For Providcr..
saa :SS
q ssGnay pn rss
+. ". rorrLk Gen. Pas Agent P. 0. Box sOlI, ny
A BOSTON AND NEW-ENGLAND.
sToSfSaT5S s SSfrTSsfsn'et' nTSs Per Bar asrser
Steamers leave rom Pier Sorss SsT nSgr% one bloc.
SsS
Landing Snd fessG 5S'tGn yeSnt ssa pas. sa.r xs
BIO dtS dISE Fersr COMFORT Norfolk Va and s,,,,
sS'foA 'fa"S!' sS sss
w EST SHORE RAILROAD.
from downtown foot Of Jay..
Nortn River 20 minutes earlier than from foot Of We
Detroit and Chicago $50 m 600 -s:lOp m Sleeper.
Faa St S oo s" en- rGs sr, Fall,
-;So m. 5000 's:lO p IN sleepers and drawing.roo1
sa% SSa ani syrsSG.s sIo on 2s9 9c
ssSser,ies ana Albany 40 7 @7lo $3.50. Il25 a. m. s.,
Catssiii sS.7s 200 .oso l,e; m, s..s $40 n
aP ror $40 "a s1 s1d .. sSS
Hamilton London % 1890 a. 900. s:IO p. Toronto
Saratoga special. lI25 5 a. m. sf5 =. M Paror car,
Lake George ll:25a. m SATURDAYS only S45pm.
KaaferskIl Hunter. Hobart Grand Hotel Station and
Phoenicia 3:iO 900 ll:25 A. m. 3t5 Paror cars "a
Grand Hotel Mountain Honse and Kaatersk via Phoenea
II 25 a. m. and 3i5 p m. trains
ralenvle and Mountain House station 3l0 7.l0
300 1l:25 M 3f5 Parlor car 10 Catsku ll:2j
a. m. and 3:45 m. trains
Daily DaiIy except saturday Other trains daily except
Sunday
tickets timetables parlor or sleeping car accommoa
tions information amply at Offices Brookyn 1913 Wash
idGton ST.; 730 Fultons; Annex ONCE loot Of Fuonst
Citv 563 7S5 9f2 Broaiway 1857 Bowery and
West shore stations foot Of West 42dst foot OF Jayst
cott's Evnress will call and check baggage from hotels
and residences Orders can be left a. ticket offices.
HENRY MONDTI,
bVanderbiltave. General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune., 1886-08-14
E'ALL RIVER LINE.-For Boston. Newport,

Il Fall and East ant North.
\ DOTBLE DAILY SERVICE Is now being operated On
thu Four steamers N commission PILGRIM. BRls.
TOI PROVIDENCE and OLD COLONY. fine BAND
and ORCHESTRA attac,d 10 each vesse Leave Newforf
frnm Per % old MOI y r. foot OF Murrayst as follows
be0 p ~ FOR Fall River direct connecting for Boston,
Pitchburg Reifori Marthss Vineyard Nantucket and
local points NJ Old Colony Railroad.
6l5 =. NJ for Newport. lne sbout A. M and Fs Rives
about m connecting with express trains and through cars
Boston. Cape Cod, Lowell and North White Mountts.
etc.
necton by ANNEX BOAT from Brookyn5 p. m. jersey
City, r. o..
Tickets and saterooms he obtained NewYors st 2o
a5T and 1928 Broafway, 1873 bOwery. l3i East
West 25t Astor House and windsor Hotel
line ONCE. Pier p y. r.. and steamers.
FOUR CENTS I'm STAMPS TO y. o. BOX f52 for copy
of Fall River Line Tours" and odd Colony or Pilgrim
Land" - zo.-,.
BORDEN & LOWELL, GEO. I. CONNoR,
Cen Pa
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WOman's Opinion of Man.

Mrs. Duniway, of the Men Norttacest, at q
literary reunion at Salem, Oregon, "toasted"
the gentlemen as follows
GOD bless 'em They halve our joys, they
double our sorrows, they treble our expenses,
they quadruple our cares, they excite our
magnanimity, they increase our self-respect,
they awake our enthusiasm, they arouse our
affections, they control our property and out
man9uvre us in everything. This would be
very dreary world without EN-. In fact, l
may say, without 'em it would not be much
of world anyhow. We love 'em and the
dear beings can't help it; we control 'em,
and the precious fellows don't know it.
"As husbands, they are always convenient,
though not always on hand; as beaux, they
are by no means 'matchless.' They are
most agreeable visitors they are handy at
State fairs, and indispensable at oyster sa-
looms They are splendid as escorts for some
other fellows wife or sister, and as friends
they are far better than women. AS our faith
ers, they are inexpressibly grand. A man
may be failure in business, wreck in con-
stitutiou, not enough to boast of as beauty,
nothing as wit, less than nothing as a legisla-
tor for woman's rights, and not even very
brilliant as member of the PRESS but if he
is our own father we overlook his shortcom-
ings and cover his peccadilloes with the di-
vine mantle of charity. Then, rs our hus-
gons. In the sublime Language of the in
spired poet;
"'We'll lie for them,
Well cry for them,
And If we could we'd fly for them
We'd do anything but die for Them"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09

Ponds Extract for over forty years has
been recognized in medical writings as the great
specific for pain, congestions, piles or any sore
ness,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09
The Egis & Intelligencer
Bel Air. Md. July 0. 1886.
A Perfectly AwfuIIy Lovely story


There was once perfectly modern girl.
With perfectly modern ways,
Who saw perfection in everything
That happened to meet her gaze.
Such perfectly lovely things she said,
And perfectly awful, too,
That none would have dared to doubt her word,
So perfectly, perfectly true.
The weather, she said, in summer time,
Was perfectly, awfully warm;
The winter was perfect, too, when there came
Some perfectly terrible storm.
She went to perfectly horrid school,
In perfectly horrid town;
And the perfectly hateful teachers there
Did things up perfectly brown.
The lessons were perfectly fearfully long,
But never perfectly said;
And when she failed, as often she did,
Her face grew perfectly red.
The church she attended was perfectly mag
With a perfectly heavenly spire;
And perfect crowds went there to hear
A perfectly charming choir.
The latest style is perfectly sweet,
-, The latest, the perfectest out;
The books she reads are perfectly good,
Gust here we raise doubt)
A ride she took was perfectly grand,
On perfectly gorgeous day,
With perfectly nobby friend of hers
Who happened to pass that way.
The perfectly elegant falls she'd seen
When on her way to the lake,
And the graphic description she gave US all,
Was simply modern mistake.
The perfectly splendid foam dashed up
In a perfectly killing style,
And the perfectly terrible waves came down
In a perfectly lovely pile.
| might go on with this perfect poem
And write to the end Of time
But Tearing to wear your patience out,
VIII bring to an end my rhyme.
Louisville COurteT-JOuTndi.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09

DIR. Henley's Celery, Beef and Iron is reme-
dy every farmer should keep on hand, as it is in
valuable for many diseases. All druggists sell it,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09

"A great dressmaker says: "Puffs will not
be used this season." That's right. Straight
advertising is always the best.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09
Listers Fertilizers Superior for Wheat
and Grass

BLACK HORSE, Nd, June 18th, 1886.
Listers A. &. Works, Baltimore:
GENTLEMEN: | have been using your Standard
Phosphate and celebrated Ground Bone for four
years. During this time l have tried other So
called High Grade Goods alongside of the above
named brands. Your goods in every instance
have given me results far better than any others.
My wheat grown by your fertilizer promises to
be most excellent crop. twill without doubt
make good showing with any wheat in the
county. think Listers fertilizer for both wheat
and grass superior to any other fertilizer have
used and will without hesitation recommend it
to all who want to grow good crops and at the
same time permanently enrich the land.
frIll1
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09

The small boy learning the alphabet is
very much like postage stamp-he often
gets stuck on letter.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-07-09
THIS IS TIE GENUTNEl

Caution.-PoND'S EXTRACT has been imi-
tated The genuine has the 'Coris "fOND,S En-
IRA T'' blO,cn in the glass, and picture trade
mark on surrounding bF tcrdpper. None other is
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TRACT Take no other preparation.
1t is neper sold in bulk or by measure.