Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1886-03-04

II Is the fashion among many so-called
humorists 70 represent the American hotel
clerk as lordly and supercilious being, who,
with headlight diamond in his immaculate
shirt front and look Of contemptuous dis.
dain upon his classic features, sends tired
and trayel-stained arrivals of 10 impossible
regions Ia the ffteenth story, Oh haughtily
refuses them any lodging whatever.
The fact Is that the true American hotel
clerk 10 an Invaluable feature OF our civil
ization. The time of the arrivals and de-
partures OF oil the trains ON all the rail-
roads is at his tongues end; he is full of
information about what is interesting at the
theaters, and of stories of actors and ac-
tresses who have stopped at his hotel, and
withal a kindly man, who, IL the house is
crowded, will let you sleep on a billiard
table. Mr.. w. p. Hammond, who is clerk
at the West End Hotel; sos and sos West
Madison street, Chicago, is of this obhging
disposition and is always ready TO give any
information regarding the hotel to those
who seek it. The accomplished landlady
of the West End has recently suffered with
rheumatism. The story Of her cure is thus
told by Clerk Hammond:
"our iandlady was taken with quite d
severe attack OF rheumatism Id the lower
limbs, suffering much pain and being
Scarcely able TO walk. She heard of Ath-
lophoros and Of the cures it had effected,
and sent me to the drug store to buy bottle
of it. got ii, and in half an hours time
after she had taken the first dose she felt
relieved, and in few days the rheumatism
was entirely gone"
"How much did she take?"
"About one bottle"
"Has she had any return of the painp"
"Not to my knowledge" replied Mr..
Hammond, "and 1 am certain she would be
likely TO say something about 1t if she had.
She speaks Of Athlophoros in the highest
terms, and has recommended 1t to many.
In one case 1 remember the cure was as
quick as In her own"
The accuracy Of Clerk Hammond's state
ments is fully confirmed by the landlady
herself, who is not averse to having it
known how she was cured.
II will tell you something about my
cure" she said to visitor who called to
learn the facts In her case. II was so
lame and suffered so much pain that it was
impossible for me TO bend my limbs or
walk around my room without taking hold
of the back of a chair for support. My
relief, after taking the first dose of Athlo-
phoros, was almost immediate. In fact,
after taking few doses l was we'll and
| have not been troubled since. At the
same time that was suffering from the
rheumatism, there was lady boarding in
my hotel who was suffering with facial
neuralgia so much that it was impossible
for her to sit up. l advised her to try my
remedy, that being the name / have for
Athlophoros. After she had taken two
doses of it she was well, and the next thing
/ knew L saw her rushing for q street-cal
to go up town. My confidence In Athlo-
phoros cannot be shaken. find il posi-
tive cure for nervous headache and shall
always keep some in the hotel, as 1 cannot
afford to suffer from rheumatism, neuralgia
or any such trouble while can get medi-
cine like Athlophoros."
II you cannot get ATHLoPHoRos Of your drug
gist we will send 1t, express paid, on receipt q
regular price-one dollar per bottle. We prefe
that you buy it from your druggist, but IL h;
! hasn't IL, do not be persuaded to try something
else, but order at once from u.s. as directed
ArHLoPHoRos Co., liz Wall street, New York