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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

WARRANTS SELTZEE APERlE NT, BROWNS
4 Iron Bittcrs, Warnor's Kidney and Liver
Cure, Buffalo Lithia Water, bedford Water, Lead
heaters Lubrcating Linimcnt a large supply in
store and for sale by
oc20 T. S. LEADBEATER & BRO
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

TABLE AND POCKET CUTLERY RAZORs,
L SCISSORS and great variety of other goods
suited TO tho country trade for sale at low prices
ap1 !. r.. CREIGHTON & SON
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28
DRUGS, CHEMICALS, &c.

sDw u. ). LEADGEATEs. TEO5. LEADBEATER
~ :. LEADBEATER s. BRO,
II. Nos. 8 and s. Fairfax ST.,
Established 1892,
DEALEEsIN
puEE DRUGS and MEDICINES, CHEMICALS
rAlNrs, OILS PROPRIETARY MEDI-
CINES, GARDEN SEEDS, SPICES,
AGRICULTURAL CHEMICALS
FINE TOILET GOODS, &c.
propretors of Anodyno Pectoral Lubrcating
LiniTent, Essence Jamaica Ginger and Cough
Syrup; and Agents fol Ayers Medicines, Ready.
mixed and Tinted Gloss Paints, &c.
Every effort will 10 made to maintain the high
reputation Of our old establishment. my3
4 L. WAKEFIELD,
~, Successor to Jsnncy & co.,
DEALER IN
DRUGS, PAINTS, OILS, GARDEN SEED,
WINDOW GLASS, SPICES.
av.'.= Dye StutTs and Druggists Sundries.
Physicians prescriptions carefully compounded
Orders aid Inquiries from the country promptly
NEW BUILDING,
scpl No. 1852 King street.
QAMEEL u. LUNT,
DRUGGIST,
%OENEE KING AND FAIRFAX STREETS
Dealer in
DRUGS, CHEMICALS,
FANCY and TOILET ARTICLES,
PERFUMERY, BRUSHES, &C., &C
Physcians prescriptions carefully prepared al
sil hours, day and night. sp4
t.Y I, rpEJ1T1,DN g. M
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28
EOHN d Fl. LUNT,

EOHN d FL. LUNT,
Successor TO Lunt & Davidson
DEALER IN DRUGS. CHEMICALS. PATENT
MEDICINES AND FANCY ARTICLES.
X. L. corner King and Washington streets
ALEXANDRIA,, VA.
Physicians Prescr.p tions speciality. [jan1O
! STA BIER & CO..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28
ORDERS WITHOUT THE CITY.

HOUSEKEEPERs' ATTENTIoN,-san
IL Ivory Soap, Furniture Polish, Chamois stnso
futz Pomade, the best known article for cleaninp
brass. Silver Soap, Knife Brick, Stove Lustre,'
furniture Varnish, Ready Mixed Paints White
sno ."oiye beautiful shades in one and two pound
Faint Brushes, Window Glass, Putty, &c. For sale
oy loc19l E. s. LEADBEATER &BRO
THE NEW EASY LAWN MOWER-The hos.
l. Mower on the market, and the only ono RI.
VIII cut narrow borders and close to walls and
fences. For sale by
ap23 AIeva ~ aGnH D.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

L1LY TRAPS. ROACH TRAPS, FLY FANS,
IL WATER COOLERS and other scasouabc
goods for sale at low prices at So King street
ner of Royal, by
my21 J. r. CREIGHTON & son.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

WE RESPECTFULLY desire to call attention
w 10 our NEW FALL STOCk OF CHINA,
GLASS. QUEENSWARE and IIOUSEFURNISH-
ING GOODS, in endless variety and at prices that
defy competition.
Scp1O T. J. MILLER x co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28
q Q - DRY STATE! DRY STATE!

The above preparation, III 5O-ccnt packages
for sale by
jyS w. F. CREIGHTON s. co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

N T. NhElfhIUN g Co,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer ia
nEuGS CHEMICALS, PAINTS, PATENT
MEDICINES, OILS DYE STUFFS,
GARDEN SEEDS, &C.. &c.
Corner King and Royal streets,
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA
Physicians Prescriptions carefully comp pounded
nrtiers will receive prompt attention.
mh2I-tf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1886-09-28

DOR SALE AT SO KING, COR. ROYAL 81.
Iron and Steel Cultrator Teeth of assorted
sizes, Plow aud Wagon Traces Stage Traces,
shovols, Hoes, Rakcs, Picks, Mattocks, Forks
Steel Plow Plates, Plow Bolts and other goods
suited to the season, at low prices, wholesale and
retail.
ap1 Ut. CREIGHTON & son.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
AN EXTRAORDINARY OFFER
To ALI Wanting EMnlOYMeM.

We want Live, Energetic and Capable agents
In every county In the United states and Cana
da. 10 sell a patent article or grca; merit, on
ITS MERITS An article having large sale pay
Ing oven luN per cent profit. having no cOinpe-
titon. and on which the agent Is protected In
the exclusive sal" by deed gt!en for each and
every county he NAV secure from us. With all
ihese advantages 10 cur agent, and the fact
that II Is an article that can be sold to every
houscowner. II might not be necessary 10 make
an "EXTRAn BINARY OFFS" 10 secure good
agent, ii once hut .e h I've eOncludcd TO make
II 10 show, not aaiy our cnniilenee IN the n,er-
It's OF our invention. Ell In its .hilit, by any
agent that vii handle II with energy. our
agents now Al Wo ast making from Sl5h tn
:In ntonth clear aad TINS fast makes IL safe
for us 10 MAKE our offs'r T. all who are nut nf
employmeht, ANY gent that will give our
business thirty DAYS tital and iai 10 clear 1T
least SloN In this time, ABOVE ALL EXPENSES can
| return all goods unsuid 10 US and We will re-
! fund the money paid for them. Any agent or
General agent Hho would like ten or more
counties aud work them through sub-agents
for ninety days. and fail to clear at least 1850
| ABOVE ALL txP.Nsss. can return all unsold and
get their money ,ack. No other employer OF
agents ever dared to make such offers nor
would we II we did not know that We have
| age.'ts now making more than double the
amount we guaranteed, and but two sales day
| would give profit OF over xl25 month, and
that one OF our agents took eighteen orders In
| one day. Our large descriptive circulars explain
! our offer fully, and these we wish to send to
every one out OF employment who will send us
| three one cent stamps for postage, send at
once ana secure the agency In time for the
boom, and 20 20 work on the terms named In
our extraordinary offer. We would like TO have
the address OF all the agents, sewing machine
solicitors and carpenters In the country, aud
ask any reader Of this paper who reads this Of
| fer. to send us At once The name and address OF
all such they know. Address at once, or you
| Will loose the best chance ever offered TO those
out OF employment 10 make money.
| KENNER MANUFACTURING CO.,
| l9yl l8l Hmithleld st., Httsburg, 20.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
CONSUMPTION Cnrpd.

An old physician, retired from praticce, hav
ing had placed In hts hands BY an East India
remedy tor the speedy and a permanent cure o.
Consumption. Bronchitis catarrh Asthma AM
all threat and Lung Affections, also positlv,
and radical cure Tor Nervous Debility anu al
Nervous complaints, after having tested II.
wonderful curative powers In thousands Of
cases, fclt II his duyt TO make II known TO his
suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and
u desire 10 relieve human suffering, will SEND
Tree OF charge, to all Who desire II. this recipe
In German, French VI English, with ful direc-
tons Tor preparing and using. sent by mail BY
addressing with stamp naming the paper, w
A. MOVES, l49 Power Block. Rochester, y. y
n6y27 cow 26t
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Hay Fever,

have been o sufferer from hay
fever for Is years, and have tried
various things without doing any
good. | read Of the many wondrous
cures Of Ely's Cream Balm and
thought | would try once more. In
fifteen minutes after one application
[ was wonderfully helped. Two
weeks ago I commenced using it and
now feel entirely cured. It is the
greatest discovery ever known Oh
heard of.-puhamel Clark. Farmer
Lee, Mass. 44t2w
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

John Finn has again trinnphed
over his enemies. The Republican
senate was obliged to confirm his
nomination us postmaster in spite Of
a protest signed by the three B's. It
would have been more to the credit
Of our republican friends had they
never commenced the fight, and when
.'downcd" as they have been. at all
stages Of the fight, surrendered ike
brave men, instead of waging Sc
cret warfare only to again suffer
defeat. Decorah's postoffice mat
tiers will make good reading for the
readers of the Bee in the sweet bye
and bye.-Ossian Bee.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Wives! Mothers! DauOhtprs!

BE YOUR OWN PHYSICIAN! A lady who
for years suffered torrents worse than
death from Uterine Troubles. Falling OF the
had despaired OF being cured, found remedies
which completely cured her. ANY sufferer from
such troubles can use the remedies and thus
CURE HERSELF, without revealing her Condition
to any one, and without subjectiug her woman
~ modeSty 10 the shock Gl a physician. An IL
Illustrated treatise. prescriptions, and run direc-
tons for use. sent FREE 10 any address, secure
~ sealed. Send self-ad1ressed, stamped en-.
yaiopc Address, naming this paper.
i9n'3 NG. " E. itaiMEn. DIS sra,aWay y y
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Saratoga Scintillations.
Cloudy but no rain.

Corn is becoming wilted on &C.
count Of drouth. and unless rain
falls soon, the yield will be less than
expected some time ago.
A few days ago Francis Bates
accidently discharged a small pistol
in his hands, the ball passing
through one hand INJECTING but 4
slight injury.
Mrs. Hubbell, and daughter oil
GAINESVILLE, Wis.,, sister and niece, oi
VIM. Miles, are visiting with him q
few weeks.
On Wednesday evening Of last
week shortly before midnight 4
strange and probably an inexplica.
bic phenomenon appeared in the
stellary canopy above us. This ce.
lestial wonder was in the form Of q
narrow strip Of brilliant light stretch.
ing athwart the heavens from eust
to west, and disappearing at either
end about an equal distance from
the horizon.
Harvesting is about completed,
and stacking is now In operation.
Boz.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Why is IL.

That the sale OF Hoods Sarsaparilla
continues at such = rapidly increas.
ing rate? II is
lst. Because Of the positive cura.
tie value Of Hoods Sarsaparills
itself.
I'd. Because Of the conclusive evi.
dence OF remarkable cures effected
by It. unsurpassed and seldom
.qnalled by any other medicine
Send to G. /. Hood s. Co.. Lowell,
Mass, for book containing many
statements Of cures.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

(Hon.) John McHngh was taker
very violently with dysentery i'm.
mediately after promnlgating that
manifesto concerning the next
nominee for Congress. We though,
something was the matter at the
time. The papers say that he is
now himself again. Glad to hear it
because we we're afraid the republic
can party was going to be without d
competent Candidate and Catholic
adviser two years hence osta
Card.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Riceyille Items.

Riceville is q railroad town; soon
to be city. What population In
1890? We have seen lots or lonn
trains running on iron daily.
The Superintendent OF the NJ. and
n. w. Co. passed here on an inspec.
ton last week.
Work on the depot was pushed
rapidly aud completed. 1t has an
excellent appearance.
The NJ. & N. w. iron horse drew 4
quarter OF million feet OF lumber
into Riceville, and it piled up album
dainty on tho ground. Bert Smith
Q wide awake businessman Of Osa~a
has this yard.
Another by William Allen Of La
Roy, Minnesota has been establish.
ed. He bought q lot last week for It
IN opposition to Smiths lumber
yard across the street. He expects
many million feet Of lumber soon
may be this week.
BY Monday, the track will be laid
to Alta Vista, to which the carpen-
ters got orders to 60 Tuesday and
build depot there instead OF at Ell.
ma, on account o! \ dispute about
the location ct q depot there. The
carpenters had to stop. ] am inform
ed at Elma.
Ed. McCook and James g. Herring
OF CrescO We're visiting in town SUM-
day.
We are son to have few ware
,ouses and the farmers are applaud
ing over 1t on account Of being
nearer markets.
Harvests Is progr essing we'll.
The people have said amen" af-
ter thirty years Of patient waiting
for the iron that was Introduced ia.
to Riceville on the 18th ult.
New furniture, drug and dry
goods store, restaurant and barber
shop are nearly completed and
Riceville is In full blast for work.
IVES.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Notice OF Final Settlement


In the Gre uit Court VI Iowa, In and for Howard
county,
September Term 1856.
In The matter uI Final Report AID petition for
discharge oil joha IoHnor and Win j. COnnor
EAesators VI the last VIII or r. L. Connor.
Deceased
To Michael conner. john Conner, William Con-
nor, Jane tonnor, Sarah Sloan, Mary (;arrfty
Margife, Gairsty, Catharlne Burke and III.
len McGrane:
You AID each OF you and whom ever else
may " Concerned. art hereby notified that on
or before Inc Isl day VI september 1850, there
viii " IN ll.e IN Tie Office VI the CLERK or the
Circuit Court VI Iowa, In and for Howard coun-
", tie maj report AMI petition Tor discharge Of
john toiin9f anu nul. J. I0pnur, ex. cuJuiS or
Tue iast y - u T. l. sonnor, deceased. In Which
report VII " hiade fdii exhibit Ut all the
doiiaEs, acceunt and transactions OF the under-
sisAtu III the management and settlement of
Tile estate oi the said +. L. Conner deceased
under The last viii, and said petition win prnv
Tor disciiaree III the said John Conner NOD
y H. J. conner from any further 4uty. oblira-
tlun Oh TeSpea-shlht. ~ relation To the said
eo'as ..i'u a,.ess you appear thereto and make
uple'tioA Oh VI htiurs the LIST day OI the nexf
Term OF the said court, when said Term Will
oes On lit 10Th day VI September 1856. and
De neid al .feseo, Howard county, Iowa. yO,ir
default VIII y. ense.ed aud the said report an
proved ana I'll .lDaefo discharged as claimed In
me prayer therein.
s Nm. J. . coSsoa, Executors,
26th july q. aaia
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Notice to Redee11e.
To L Pitts aud others or other unknown own
OF the lands hereinafter Described.

To L Pitts aud others or other unknown owneys
OF the Lands hereinafter described:
Take notice that at the adjourned public
Tax Sale, begun and publicly held at the once
County. Iowa, pursuant &c law. commencing on
the first Monday u October, 1873, to-wit: on The
9th day OF december, 1879 thereafter to which
time said sale had been legally adjourned the
following described real estate was sold by the
Treasurer OF said county for the taxes due
thereon, amounting TO the sum OF $i8.49 to-wit
etghflsin block seventeenth, In the village Lime
Springs Howard county Iowa, that N. TAFT be-
came the purchaser OF said land at said sale.
and that the right Of redemption Will expire
signed, who Ia now the owner an 4 holder In his
own right, OF the certificate OF sale made
thereon by the treasurer OF said county, unless
days fl0m the completed service OF this notice.
II. 6 PRICE, owner
Dated Aug. sd 1855. Ilt8
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
SCOTS Emulsion Of Pure Cod Liver
Oil, with hypUphOsphites,

AZ a Remedy for Pulmonary 1Fec.
tons and Scr0futous Diseases.
DR.. Ira NJ. Lang-a prominent ply.
stefan In New York, says: Il am
greatly pleased with your Emulsion
Have found it very serviceable in
above diseases, and it Is easily al.
ministered on account OF its palat
ableiess." Alta
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Notice 10 Redeem.

To L Pitts and others or other unknown owners
OF the lands hereinafter described:
Take notice that at the adjourned public
Tax Sale: begun and publicly held at the once
County, Iowa, pursuant 70 Law. commencing On
the first Monday Of October. 1879. to-wit: ON the
9th day OF December. 1879 thereafter, to which
time said sale had been legally adjourned, the
Treasurer OF said county for the taxes due
thereon amounting to the sum Of so,46 to-w1t:
Lot nine ., In block seventeen 40 In Lims
springs Village Reward county Iowa that N
Taft became the purchaser Of said land at
said sale. and that the right OF redemption will
expire and deed for said land be made 70 the
In his own right OF the certincate OF salo MAO
thereon by the Treasurer OF said county. uAle6e
redemption from said sale DO made within %
days from the completed service Of this notice
II. q. PRICE Owner
Dated August q IN N0
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

The United States has turned out
past twenty-four years. These mill
ionaires have turned out a million
paupers. No man can be a million
aire without empoverishing others.
Advocate.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
NOTICE,

All persons indebted to the under
signed by note OF book account are
hereby earnestly requested to call
at his store and make immediate
payment. DR.. n. q. PRICE.
April Ii, 1886.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

Machine Oil. The best quality
manufactured. For sale cheap at
Fred Miller's Harness Shop. 4ltl
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
Parker's Tonic

Pure Family Medicine That Never Intoxicated,
Il You are lawyer. minister or business man
exhausted BY mental strain or ANXIOUS cares IA
mol take Intoxicating stimulants but use PAX
kER'a Tonic.
II soa are a mechanic or farmer, worn ont
With oNerNolh, or a mother run down by 4
family or household duties try parkers Tonic
al IiON.-Reiaae all substitutes, Park.
efs Tonic IL composed of tho best remedial
agent III tse word. and is entirely diffsrenf
FROM preparations Of ginger. send for circular.
HlSCOA 4 CO.,
163 william Street, New York, 42t4
Sold bS all druggists in large bottles at dollar
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
RiceyilIe Notes.

The N & NJ L jumped The grade
OF the Williams road at the disputed
point, and the track Is now laid
about to the new town OF Elma. The
railroad men got hold OF the grade
by strategy. They began driving
piles and laying track around the
cut, when the sheriff, thinking that
the contes. had been given up, with
drew with his posse. As soon as
the officers were gone the railroad
men abandoned their pile driving
and laid the track on the Williams
grade.
j. A. Smith has quarter OF mil
lion feet Of lumber on track to com
pletely stock his yard. The first
freight that passed over the Hayfield
exten sion OF the road was special
train load Of Mr.. Smiths lumber.
The depot is nearly completed
Carpenters swarm over 20 the town
like bees. and Il great deal OF build
ing is going OIL. The Minnesota &
Northwestern railway company is
putting up eight railroad buildings
besides the depot. Usage News.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
PLAIN DEALER,
Advertising Rates.

One column, Il col. wide) one year, 800
SIX months, %
$. three months, IS
one month, ~
Reading notices, Bourgoise type, 10 cents per
counted line.
special notices among business notices cents
per counted inc.
Bourgeois reading notices In injunction with
standing ads cents per counted iihe each
week.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
HALLSGHi;4Iiiii''iiiiiiRi;
REVIEWER.

The great popularity Of this preparation,
after its test of many years, should be IN
assurance, even to the most skeptical, that
1t il really meritori0us. Those who have
used HALLS HAIR RENEwKR know that
II does all that Ii claimed.
It causes new growth Of hair on bald
heads-provided the hair folliclcs are not
dead, which is seldom the case; restores
natural color TO gray or faded hair; pre-
serves the scalp healthful and clear Of
dandruff; prevents the hair falling of or
changing color; keeps It soft, plant, lus-
trous, and causes it to grow long and
thick.
HALLS HAIR REVIEWER produces Its
effects by the healthful influence Of ito
vegetable ingredients, which invigoratc
and rejuvenate. 1t IL not dye, and Il
> delightful article for toilet use. Con-
tanning no alcohol, it does not eyap.
crate quickly and dry up the natural oil,
leaving the hair harsh and brittle, Is do
other preparations.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

Don't be in d hurry boys, yot
should not thus try to anticipate the
awful h OF defeat that this d. of ;
Theophilus, Of Howard county with
others is preparing for you this fall
i Hancock Democrat.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05
0UCkSu8UdW8 OyO
FOR THE
Wits e r r $

Colors them brown or black, as desired,
and is the best dye, because it IS harmless !;
produces permanent natural color; and,
being single preparation. is more con.
vcnient Of application than any other.
PREPARED BY
r. r. HALL E. CO., Nashua, N. II.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicines.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-08-05

The question Of the leading demo-
cratic papers: "Who the d. is
VIM. Theophilus Richmond Her.
s.1I
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-06-24
He Took the Poi.

The Judge, the Sheriff, the Coroner
and the Chief of Police of Red Gulch
were engaged in playing poker. The
pot was pretty large and considerable
excitement was manifested in the out
come. The Judge called the Sheriff,
who casually remarked:
Il hold four aces. What do you
hold?:"
Il hold a bowie-knife," promptly re-
turned the Judge. as he perceived
a fifth C in his own hand.
And ] hold Il siX-shooter.." exclaim-
ed the Chief of Police, as he realized
that he was not destitute of aces him
self.
After an interval of about five min
utes the Coroner crawled out from un-
der the table, saying:
81 hold an inquest. and I guess that
takes the pot.'-Ihe Rambler.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1886-06-24
Too Sarcastic.

First Dude-"Ole fellah, what do you
think of Miss Commonsenseg"
Second Dude-''Well, ma deah boy,
wing"
First Dude-'.Thath bad. Watts the
weason You don't wike herpn
Second Dude-''Too deuced sabcast1c
don't We know. Wy, the other day we
were out widing, she and 1, and we
passed by one of these donkeys. a mis-
wabls animal, you unnerstan, and 1
asked her the difference between hat
beast and myself. L thwouobt She
would say she didn't know, and I wonId
tell her that the donkey dwew loads
and L dwew pictures. Ye know 7 am =
soWt OF an athist, and that would he a
fwine joke, bah Jove."
FIRST Dude-'And what did she savp',
Second Dude-"She said the onw;
oslwnce she could see was in the length<
OF the ears. '-Detroit Free Press.