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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14
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ScyEiwy WARNS.

seazSwy wiarNs. Pismo
angeIskIo Da4uoin 2iybwae donooi
o l2O lctuim s%tarcu, rodaku ma
Sym Samuelu Z:elinskim, zamie-
szksInym W Perry County, LII, co
nastepuja:
Wv cstatnia sobotq odwiedzit
miastp nasze Samuel Zieljh7kl, 20
lax, m'cs@kajaey pod Beaucou9,
okoto ) mil n# zach5d Tamary, q
poNi.dujacy, IL liczy okoto 100 lat.
Ctra9,f Gu. lie pam.qta, caEa s%a
~rJG4uc, i Ola tego ne moze Z do
kta4na3cia oznaczyG swego Mieku,
Ivcz 2 %oznych osolc-no5ri, jake
$ bic doorle prz5pomina, szgzcG@l
ne 4 @yp&Ahow, jaNie zl,zfy y
~jo5m:e ,jcS' zycja, zdota dosyc
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l20 i,t. y Il utzl"t W wy.ntaNle
~ 4ivon4 IA MosNwq, nalez@c do
odd4 taiil~gonowcSo,a byl w5wc@a~
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4 g9oI si.ed It'd poWuada " tym
pr yaadAa reporter Ti1MM kt6ry
ruwdppat,lnsa ME wlrdzja', W
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14

70 polsN1cA cygarach i jeNar
stwic ~. St&njsi@wa rojawit SIC
tnk2e To3sli BiNe1'. spr1cl".je g"
ob. FIR. Y. Jakodz hskj W Minnea-
polls, 1916 End Str, North
Minneapolis, Mimi. jest to mapoi
stosunkowo TAM, gdyz uznany 70
sad "a brodelS LEGACY, i ola tcgo
fabrykanci ME ~potrzebuj a place OF
nicgo al5cyzy.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14
Bu,c 1.-Two, prawd"iwy berlin


ski N,iSx5:or, a.: s"ino MONA
uAywaG jt.io Irmpuu"ce. drink,
jak Bitter p.JagodzihsISicgo. Weiss
bic,. mianowicic %shutcczncm jest
napoleon Ola osob, cjcrpiacych ma
zoiadck. w Winonic nap6j ten,
fabrykowany tutaj przcz pana
Shiropa PREY E4ywaniu importo-
wanych dro&dSy hcrlihskich, coraz
wiecej wchodzi mode, a maj
wieccI ~sprzcdaic go prey aoicl ma
ezego ,isna p, Jan Zaborowski
pr2y ulicy 'toj.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14

IN
kiszek, salcesonow it'd, PREY czem
dwoch ma zawszo co robic. Pan
Szymahski zas uciekt do Europy,
gdyz przckona} sic, IL tn wi2ceJ
ludzi manic ME mozc.
Wssutek korespondencyi ks.
M. f. o., zawierajaccj wiele rzeczy,
mijaiacych sic q prawda, hyiby
Wmus %utracit wszystkich abo-
ncnt6w W Texas (okoio 200 gdyby
ME byi obraz>nym TcNahczyk I'm
o|tworzyi szpalt dla obrony przeeIw
ko nicslusznym zarzutonn, wymy-
slonym, jak sic zdaie. j..dyn]e W
celu odstraszenia ksjqAy' rolskich
Cd ohieria p'sad proboSzc*ow-
skich w Texas.
KS. NJ. +. O. prawdopodobnie
pozostajo w mniemanin, Re stosn"k'
W T"Nas sa do dzlsiaJ take, JAkle'
mi byfy przed laty l3, kiedy 2
tamtal wyjecha}. Ale bardzo sic
myl! Nasj G~Alicyanie szybko sc
dorobili chleba, o teraz .Iuz zaczy-
naja skiadaG tysiacHne majatkl W
got5wcc. To C, naplsail czlonNo-
vie DozoYu kG%soielnego w New
Waverly o h sinych sktadkach ma
r~olsllic Seminmryum duchcwne W
Detroit, ;cst 4czcr nrawda, co j
ia sam poswiadczyt moge. kiedym
z ks. Gutow~kim r,dagowa1 He]-
g1s.y0lo R1shiego, dai mi Ia. ia
wors@i spis owych skla"ek Texas,
al.ym 90 wy!rulSova1 W Flelgr:y-
mic. W dziatcm, ze wielAic i
s|tosunkowo n~ajwieks@e somy zto-
svl, nMsi ziomkowio 2 T&Has, j
pokw.lowau;o tycA rN;"dek v
pismie ~.ub'i~4ncm wjeIka by'oby
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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14
KS. Leopoli Garu-, dawniciszy

Ks. Leopold Garus, dawnicjs2y
administrators pa:;i, po!-lzicj - La
sallc, ILL.,, u1y~lat rrz> .jecie do
dyccezyi Green Bays'>icj j ros'any
10 tax irzez MIR Is. B.4N"Pa
kutza ma ptcbost%o do Town OF
Eaten, 2. o. Green Bay, Wis.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14

Ntoby chei*i n4Dyd f'rme,
ro}cI)n ] mite od mIasta
Grand I:~pils, VS., ma 'r.,%
Gle do Stevens Point 40
m0rg dobre:i zicmi pod plug
dobre budynki mieszlaIne z
pumpq j stadniq, ogrodzone W
wiqkszej poiowic piotem 2 de-
SEX - niechaj sic zglosl d"
rcdakcyi Hlarusa.
Cena kupna S 1900, wyra'
zuic pjetnascic set doIarow, =
ktorej polowe trzcba zapiaeIc
! got6wk4. Mozn#by ta'lze Wy
micnle tarme ia property F."
Winonie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-10-14
Poswiecenie kosciofa polskicge

Poswiecenie kosciofa polsk'cgo
W Jersey City, N. j., odbedzio SIG
W dniu q pazdziernika 1886 T..
Pan Karol hr. Altenburg "a
fozyf. obok swego handful ka"y
wyrob wedlin, t.. kielbas polskich,
kiszek, sulcesonow it'd, PREY czem
dwoch ma zawszo co robic. Pan
Szymahski zas uciekt do Europy,
gdyz przckonaf sic, IL tn wi2ceJ
ludzi manic ME mo1c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
PERSONAL.

J. H. Richards was in town the firs
Of the week.
Chas. Booth, of Marmaton, was il
town yesterday.
c. A. Japhet is in town this weel
settling up old scores.
w. II. Mcclure went to ElDorad,
Wednesday on business.
DR.. Haines, the popular physician o
LaHarpe, was In town Tuesday
DR.. Scott Cummings, of Bronson
was on our stree is last Saturday.
D. L. Warner and John Knowlton
were down from Geneva Wednesday
Mr.. Worthington's family have gone
to Reese where Mr.. w. has located az
telegraph operator.
w. H. Best was in from the Usage
Monday, looking as hearty as if q
drouth had never beer heard of.
A. G. Jones and con Bert, came in
from the west the first of the week
Bert will probably remain at home.
Frank Wing and wife will leave ear
ly next month for California, where
they will spend the winter Union.
Gen. 8. G. Isett, who wanted to be
Lieut.. Governor, was in town 'yester-
day, looking for the votes that he
didn't get.
Mrs. Luther Scott and two children,
of Howard, are the guests this week of
Rev. r. NJ. Scott and other relatives
and friends.
Mr.. D. p. Rose and wife, of Waiver
ly, Kansas, were in town over Sunday +,
called here by the death of their broth
or, Ohio Duncan.
G. w. Harris, of Garnet, agent for
Grants Memoirs. is in town this week
delivering the second volume Of his
book to subscribers.
Wallace Duncan was called home
from Troy last Friday by the illness
and death of his brother Ohio. He re.
turned Sunday night.
Mr.. Jas. Tharp, one of the substan-
tials of Usage township, called on US
Wednesday and ordered the REGIS.
TER sent to his address.
H. N. Gray, of Geneva, called on us
the first of the week. He has sold his
farm and expects to engage in railroad
work on the Santa Fe road.
Mr.. p. r. Mcclure, the old republic
can wheel-horse of Geneva township,
was in town Monday and made THE
REGISTER a welcome call.
Mr.. George B. Inge, of Geneva town.
ship, returned some two weeks ago
from the mountains and was in lola
last Saturday. He brings a very en-
report from his mines, stat
ing that the ore is improving in quail
ty and quantity.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
DEATH OF ], II. JACKSON.
WICHITA, KAN, Oct. %

WICHITA, KAN, Oct. Is, 'S6.
Editor Register:-With sad heart
J write you of the sudden death of my
father, Joseph H. jackson, who died
at our home in Wichita, of paralysis of
the heart, Oct, 20, 1886. He was on
his way to Dighton, Lane county, but
became SO i'll he was compelled to stop
off at our home. He lived but one
week after his arrival here. The funer-
al services were conducted by the Rev.
J. D. Hewitt of this city, the remains
being inferred in the Highland ceme-
terry, Wichita. 1t is q sad bereave-
ment to us but we bow in humble SUBJ
mission and sorrow to the will of our
Heavenly Parent who doeth all things
we'll. MRS. A. E. FEHLIsON.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
UNION TEACHERS MEETING.

On the Goth of November there will
be held in Colony a Union Teachers
Meeting which promises to be the
largest meeting of the kind ever held in
this part of the State. The committee
have spared no pains in arranging an
excellent programme on which the
names of such veteran educators
as President Sanders and Professors
Olin and Hamm appear, besides many
other educators who have a State rep
utation.
The forenoon will be devoted TO
reading circle work under the auspices
ofthe Sanderson Reading Circle, which
is one of the largest and most success.
full circles in the State.
The afternoon session will be devot-
ed to papers by educators mentioned
above.
DR.. Lippincott has kindly consented
to deliver lecture in the evening.
Allen county ought to be well repre-
sented at this meeting for they will
have chance to become acquainted
with the teachers of adjoining counties
and also listen to excellent papers on
educational topics. The program will
be published next week.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
TIE ELECTION.

The ELECTlUN.
Owing to the length of the tickets
the returns from Tuesdays election
are coming in very slowly and it is i'm
possible for us to give our readers this
week the exact figures. The general
results, however, are known.
Gov. Martin and the entire republic
can State ticket are elected, of course,
by very nearly the usual off-year vote,
the majority being estimated at from
%, 900 to $4,000.
John A. Anderson is reelected to
Congress in the 9Th, District.
Funston carried every county in the
district except Wyandotte, Miami and
franklin, which went against him by
small majorities. He will be elected
by a majority over Robinson Of some
thing like 1900 votes.
The majority for l.. X. Kirk, repub-
lican candidate for Senator from this
district will be nearly if not quite ], 900
votes.
In Allen county the.republicans elect
all their candidates except Capt. Ewing
and Mr.. Merwin. The returns are not
yet all in, out Mr.. Benton's majority
will probably be near 10 and Miss
Chamberlain's near 100.
The constitutional amendment is
probably lost. The proposition to sell
the poor farm was also voted DOM
The full official returns will be given
next week.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
CARD.

Mr.. Editor: By your permission I
wish through your excellent paper to
thank my many friends in lola and
vicinity for their eympathy and kind
ness to me during my long aff1iction.
l wish also to thank the several Minis
tiers of the Gospel, in lola and sur.
rounding country for their calls and
kind words of exhortation and prayers
that they offered up to the Great Giver
of all good for my speedy recovery to
health. l wish ful ther to thank DR..
Fulton for his skillful treatment, the
disease is now conquered, and I feel
that am gradually coming back to
life again. I say again, I thank you
my friends; may God bless you all,
Amen. WIN. HAWKINS.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
LETTER LIST

List of letters remaining in the post
Office at lola, Kas., November 3, 1856.
Cleyb0rn John Innis WV
Ceff Joe Leek s.
Cummings Mary Locke A S
Dill Theodore SpicerGW
Heller
Persons calling for any of the above
letters will please say advertised"
and give date of advertisement.
J. E. IRELAND, p. NJ.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
A CARD.

Editor Register:-We desire to ex-
press through your columns our sim
cere thanks to the neighbors and
friends who gave US such willing and
helpful sympathy and assistance dur.
ing our recent bereavement. Their
kindness will be long remembered.
Mr.. AND MRS. j. p. DUNCAN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
BUY NO INVITATIONS.

The Round Oak is the only original.
It is the only stove that will keep fire.
1t Is the only stove that will give sat-
isfaction. It Is the only stove that
will save one-half in fuel. J. ]. Cas-
mire e. Co., sole agents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
NOTICE.

Having sold our business we desire
to close our books as soon as possible.
All parties indebted to US will please
make settlement at once with either
member of the old firm.
n. HAWKINS.
I. E. PATTERSON.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

FOR RENT:-l1 acres adjoining lola.
Good residence. good young orchard,
FOOD ground, terms reasonable. Ad-
dress MRS. s. G. LEWIS,
lola, Kansas.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
SCHOOL REPORTS.

General enrolment SO, males "a,
females IL. Average daily attendance
males 1875; females $50; total 1927.
Names of those who were neither
tardy nor absent during the month:
Ada Davis, Eliza Burton, Oran Bur-
ton. George Burton, Luther Day. Ovid
Davis, and Emmett Wise.
Names of visitors, a. p. Day and
G. E. Merwiu. HATTIE ADAMS.
Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
AUCTIONEER.

F. NJ. Adams, lola, Kansas, cries
sales in Allen and adjoining counties.
Satisfaction guaranteed or no pay.
Charges 1! per cent. Correspondence
promptly answered.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
lola COLLECTION AGENCY.

Par jucunda est, but how can you
have it unless you pay what you owe.
The war is inevitable ana let it come
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

Report Of Independence School for
the month ending October 80, 1856:
Total number of pupils enrolled 3S;
average daily attendance girls IA, boys
Is, total 80; number cases of hardness
Is. Pupils neither absent nor tardy,
Lille, Clara and John Funk, Eliza
Walton, Edwin Laster, Fred Brister,
May Ward; visitors l.
MARY G. OHLFEST, Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
CHEAP MONEY.

BOwlus has any amount Of money
that he can loan on real estate security
at lower rates than can be had any
where else.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05
IMPROVED POLAND CHINA SWINE.
MORAN; ALLEN COUNTY: KANSAS
AUCTIONEER.

VIM. H. Wychoff, Moran Kansas,
cries sales in Allen and adjoining
counties. Satisfaction guaranteed or
no pay. Charges 81 per cent.
Correspondence promptly answered.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

Report of Salem school for the month
ending Oct. 10Th, 1886:
Enrolment 50. Average daily at
tendance AZ. The following pupils
were neither absent nor tardy; Myrtle
and Joseph Ferguson, Cora and Maggie
johnson. Arthur, George, Fred Min
ME and Louie Freeman, Hiram Town
er, BERTHE Fowler, Belle Fronk and
Alex. Atwood. GEO. SEYMOUR.
Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

Report of Prairie Union School, Dis
trict No. %, for the month beginning
October 18th, 1856.
Whole number enrolled %; average
attendance for the month 1903: Geor-
gia and Lee Lewis. Lydia McCorkle
and Lille Stinson were neither absent
or tardy during the month. Twelve
were not absent. Those standing high
est in department were Anna Kings
man, Blanche Hunter, Lydia McCOrk-
lie, Daisy, Lille and Glenn Smith.
Tunti Beall, Prudence McKeloy, Anna
and Myrtle Longstretb, Chas. Allen,
Ossie and Ivah Smith, Lille Stinson,
Stella Combs and Rosa Mather. Those
whose average standing in scholarship
for the month was above 80 per cent.
were Anna Kingsman, Lille Stinson,
and Daisy Smith. Above 80 per cent.
Blanche Hunter aud Tuntie Roll.
H. NJ. MCCORLE, Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

Report of School District No. 6, for
the month ending October Goth, 1886 /:
The following named scholars have
averaged 80 and over in attendance de-
pertinent and recitation Those
marked with a star have been neither
absent nor tardy: Lottie Estep*, Eu-
nice Carpenter \, Sadie Leake \, Daisy
Noble y, Mary Thomas, Clara Hall 3,
Emma Leake \, Norah Sell, Emma
Christy, Josie Thomas 4, Jessie Smith
May Sell Trudie Sell, Mamie Christy
Rubie Christy \, Rosa Newbro y. Ida
Gibson \, Emmon Smith y, Myrtle
Thomas Whole number enrolled
males 10, females 26. Average attend
ance males II ga females %. Number
of cases of hardness 6.
z C. BENNETT, Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

Report of Rock Creek school, Dist
No. 8, for the month ending Oct. %,
1886
Number of pupils enrolled, SO; aver
age daily attendance, 80; cases Of tar
diness, Is. Those neither absent nor
tardy during the month are: Cliffie
Retta, Ossie and Carrie Howard, AL.
and Eva Hardin, Jessie and Dottie
Gillespie, Laura and Maud Penland,
Thos. Christie and Willie Null. ''Roll
of Honor" Retta Howard, Lois Rut.
ledge, Jessie Gillespie and. May Powell.
OLIVE g. SMITH, Teacher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-11-05

8nce, on sale at Inc Live darQWare.
E. T. Mcknight has made an inno-
walton in the grocery business. He has
q bran new wagon which he sends
all over town every morning taking
orders for goods, the driver going from
house to house, one street at a time.
The first trip was made yesterday and
was very encouraging.
This is the last paper that will be
sent to those who subscribed for it only
during the campaign, unless orders are
received to have it continued. We
hope that all who have been receivin g
the paper during the past three
months. will authorize US to continue
their names on our list.
H. D. Smith tells us that he has
private information from Washington
to the effect that the Supreme Court
has affirmed the Brewer decision. No
hint of this has appeared as yet in the
Washington dispatches to the daily
papers, and we know nothing as to the
reliability of Mr.. Smiths information.
Mrs. Simpsons has always been
head quarters for millinery good s, and
Will IeIudlu 81 IuIS year do usO1ls NouC
has received her fall stock and now Of
fers some most attractive goods ut
very low prices. Ladies will do them
selves injustice if they buy anywhere
else before examining Mrs. Simpsons
goods.
There can be no doubt about the poll
tics of the rising generation. The
children were allowed to vote in three
of the city school rooms last Tuesday
with the following result: Miss Browns
room, rep. Al. dem. 8; Miss Merwin's
room, rep. Al, dem. II; Miss Christians
room, rep. 80, dem. 6. 1t is needless
to say that there were no split tickets.
Mr.. Raymond Hawkins, who has re-
Gently returned from Illinois where he
has been living for some years past, has
purchased the grocery stock of Han
kins & Patterson and will continue the
business at the old stand. Mr.. Han.
kins is an old Allen county boy with
plenty of push and integrity and we
hope to see him succeed.
Rev. r. NJ. Scott will resume the
Series of Sermons on "The Child's
Question:" next Sabbath eve. The
Subject will be the "great drama" an
swering the question, "Won't the
Crowd on the Judgment Day, be so
Large that God can't Manage It 2"
"Will Every one Know everything
They have ever Done? If They do.
Who will tell Them?"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02

there Il was, standing rampant on Its feet,
with ewes glazing, and its teeth grinding
sayagely together. l dared not run, Tor
/ was told never to run from an alligator,
as he would be sure to pursue and over
take me. So / stood trans6xed to the
scot. What did the alligator dof Keep
ING his gaze fixed steadily upon me, he
Deliberately backed to where my pile OF
game lay aid pitchedin. First be ate up
the bears, then the deer. SmacklDg bis
chops Ike a regulation bosrding.house
hash.eater, he then turned on the squirrels
and wild turkeys, and when he got through
there wasn't hair or feather to be seen.
I'll undertake to say that no alligator ever
before had such rare banquet How the
alligator held all that feed don't under
stand but he did. When he got through there
wasn't thing left but my rife, and he
noseyed around that for several seconds as
if he intended to eat it, too. but he didn {.
What did he do thenP Well, sir, that ALI
gator deliberately turned his tail to the
bank, and keeping his eye on me, backed
70 the edge. Then, with Q snort and q
below, be plunged tsilforemost into the
water. got to my rife in the fraction Of
a second, rushed to the edge and looked
down. wos painting for revenge, but
couldn't see anything but succession OF
waves impelling each other toward the
other shore. The alligator was at the bot
tom of the stream. i stayed therean hour
watching for him, but he was too sharp tc
come to the surface bet you he's got
that knife of mine sticking in his bsck yet
for I drove it in pretty deep. You see, The
alligator was sound asleep when ] was sit
ting on him, but sticking the knife in hin
woke him up"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02
SENATOR CAMDEN IN FLORIDA.
A Thrilling Experience in the Land OF
Flowers and AllIgRtora.

Flowers and Allightors.
WaI6iagtoa Letter 10 the Baltimore Hsruld.
Senator Camden, OF West Virginia, has
just returned from brief sojourn in Flori
d., whittier be went to seek relief from
Senatorial oyerwork he is choekful oil
stories about adventures he had in the land
Of orange blossoms. "0re day." said he,
81 went out hunting alone. Of course I'm
not the man to brsg about my skill as q
hunter, but between yo7 and me, I'm no
SLOUGH with 9 gun. After killing q few
deer, one OF two bears, thirty or forty SOUR.
rels and dozen or So Wild turkeys, / con-
cluded to return to the hotel 1t was still
early, but I was tired psc kirg round my
load OF game. / was going along the bank
Of q creek, and coming across q
friendly log | thought / would sit down
and rest. laid my rife and game down BY
the log and took seat. / had lunch Of
cold chicken in my hsyersaek. / had
brssktasted at daylight AMI wss pretty
hungry. So ] took out the chicken aud be-
gan to eat. When had finished my repast
/ took the pccket.knife had been using to
cut the chicken and drove the blade into
the log, intending to let it rest there until
could get out my pocket handkerchief and
wipe my hands. But, great scott You
ought to have seen thss log! Il was the
most sensitive log ! ever saw. When i
drove my knife into it, quicker than light.
ming, it bumped itself like q buckine
mule and gave me flap with Its little end
that sent me spEsWling about thirty feet
away. Blame my buttons, if that log
wasn't Florida alligator twenty.eisht feet
long, with tail like cross-cut saw and
teeth as sharp and long as tusks of boar.
when / scrambled to my feet and
looked at the log-I mean the alligator
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02

TsERE is something rather interesting
in she fact that few United States mar
shals have had more power in protecting
the trains on the GOULD railroads than ten
times the number of men Of ths State and
local authorities have had. Uncle Sam is
regarded q much bigger man than all tbs
States of Missouri, Kansas and Texas
This fact also holds true in regard tC
United States troops and Stste militia
A few well drilled regular soldiers can dc
more toward putting down riot than
much greater number of miitismen could,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02

SENATOR CAMDEN writes this to the Par
kersburg Journal concerning the statement
that he had said that Senator KESNAs
speech was the work Of other men: Will
YOU do me the favor to publish, in this con
nection, the statement that the insiuuation
of the article touching Senator KEN
mas speech, ia wholly without foundation
aud that the statement Ascribed to me il
likewise totally untrue. This correction is
not important so far as Senator KErSA is
concerned, as every one who knows KESNA,
knows he makes bis own speeches. II any
one doubts it let him call Senator Ed
MUSDs to the stand.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02
times

TAG New York Herald tells very pa
thstic story about 8 man who married q
wife with q wart on her cheek that SO dis
figured her face and made her 90 horribly
ugly that no one else would have her. But
BY and by a surgeons knife removed the
Wart and the woman became indeed beau
tiful to behold. She soon found this out,
became eouceitsd, began to Airt, and nov
has run off with g hsndsomer man. This
is the Heralds moNl: Warts are good
things to hsve about the house"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-04-02

SoNE Cincinnati Republicans seem 10
DO quite rapid 10 counting votes. They
counted 800 more votes for BOILER, the
Republican candidate for County Treasurer,
than belonged to him. Bat Of course they
regard this of mo sort Of consequence.