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SPHINX KNOTS.
No. 14s.-A Riddle of Nature.

Amy communications for this department snouid
be addressed TO E R. CHApBouRs' he"s'o"n
Maine.
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From Ii5 lbs. TO |6I lbs.
To the CutiCura Remedies | Owe
My Health, My Happiness,
and My Life.

A day never passes th>' [ do rot think and
speak kindly oil the Sul'cura Remedies. Seven
ears ago. all o. Uozen lamps formed on my mech,
,auEinR y. sizs from cherry stone 10 an orange.
..e large ones vera frighttu to look at, and pain
iul 10 bear; people turned a ide when they saw me
in disgust, aud was ash lmed 10 be on the street
or In society. Physician, and their treatment, and
al medicines failed 10 do any good. In moment
of despair tried the CutiCura Kemediss-CuticuTa,
the great SKIN Cure, aud Cutcura soap, an eI.
quisite skin Eeautiier, externally, and Cuticura
Resolyent, the new BLOOD Purifier, internally; the
email Jumps las call them gradually oisappeared,
and the large ones broke. In about two weeks, dis
changing large qualities oil matter, leaviDg two
slight scars in my neck to-day to tell the story Of
my suffering, NY weight then was one hundred
and fifteen siCkly pounds; my weight now
is one hundred and sixty one solid, healthy pounds
and my height is only Eve feet d We inches. la my
travels prsisod the CuticuIa Remedies, North
and South, last, and West. To CutcuTa Remedies
owe my health, my happiness, and my LIE.
prominent New York drug. 1T asked mo the other
day. ADO you still use the UiicuTa Remedies; you
Look TO he in perfect beAlthP' My reply was, 81
DO, and shall always. have never known what
sickness IN since | CONNIE: ed using the Cuticura
Remedies " Sometme AN laughed ut by prais.
ing them 10 peOp.0 not acquainted with their mar
It's, but sooner or later they will come t. ihsir
senses ana believe the same as III zee that
them, as dozens have whom have told May the
time come when there shsll be q large Cuticurs
Supply house In every city In The world. for the
benefit Of humanity, where tne CHticura Remedies
snal! DC Boll OHiy, 80 mat mere viii De rarely
need Of ever entering q drug store.
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2l0 Fulton ST., New York, n. Y.
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Send for GLOW to Cure Skin Diseases"
DIkk PIES, BlacEhead', skin Blemishes, and
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ETERNAL FITNESS.
RroOklpn Ra1Lk.

Bro0klyn hggLs.
4 sailor for sea.
And a spinster for tea,
A lawyer for taiE and soldier for fighting;
4 baby for noise,
And circus for boys,
And typewriter man TO do autograph Eritirg.
A banker for ehink,
And printer for ink.
A leopard for spots and wafer for sticking;
A crack base ball finger,
An opera singer,
A shot gun, mule and q choir for kicking.
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BEAUTYS SECRET,
By ALAN MUIR

Author of Tanity Hardrars," Code"
Girls" Etc
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No. It5.-nIuoh Ia Love.

Not Cupid's self is more in love than l,
Though in no heart | ever md place,
And vet without me love could never be,
And lovers love my semblance To trace
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No. liS.-A Numerical Enigma.

No. liS.-A Numerical Enigma.
An English poet is the whole,
Whose words befit pensive soul.
The smith can form a (, 3, 2,
Oi perfect shape and temper true.
A rellux OF what flowed before
lsgiven by the 6, 5, 4.
when on Journey you would drive
You may select the |, 3, 5.
You learn at once, whsn you regard
The 3, /, ., that It's card.
GLEN V. W.
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No. 149.-An Anagram.
word that means publication
Would seem 10 have but slight relation
To ducks OF any kind.
And vet tho seekers and the strivers,
When they look at Ten idnss direrJ,
Will tho solution find.
NELsoyIAN.
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No. lbO.-A Remarkable Feat.
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An cut no other Caper;
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p. A. TRICK.
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Cd edition, illustrated anl very prettily bound. A
very desirable priIe, Tho solutions for each week
should he forwarded within six days after the dat
Of the REGISTER containing the enigmas answered.
Answers.
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Answers will he published in two weeks.
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HoUSEKEEPERS' HELP.

rTo DE COsTIyUED.l
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head and speaking in a tone of genuine
anguish. Tell me how you know itY
well dear, if you must know everything
and perhaps it is bstter-look here"
The widow drew from her muff a news.
paper, and opening it, pointed to a marked
paragraph. The paper was an Australian
one, and the paragraph, as will be seen,
was composed with that engaging ease and
lightness oftouch which are characteristic
OF certain colonial journals.
CARRIAGE ACCIDENT IN THE SUBURBs.-
Yesterday evening as Percivsl Brent was
driving Mrs. Lanigsn TO the theatsr after a
pleasant lunch in the country, the horses
ran away, probably having too much Meet
Il Chsneon-a beverage which, though it
never affects the driver, is sometimes known
to have an exciting effect on the steeds
After a wild career through the streets the
vehicle vas turned over close By the theatre
and the occupants thrown into the street
sitter which, lightened of their load the inc.
oriated animals procesdsd to drag the vebi.
,le to smash with amazing celerity. Younv
Percivsl got heavy cut on the left temnle
but Mrs. Lsniesn, marvellous to tell came
IF wholly uninjnred. In spite of his bleed.
ng brow Percivsl was on his feet again in
! moment and, mindful of the poets sd.
nee, he went to Mrs Lsbigan's side ito
axe her no tsndsrly," aud lift her with
ARE" The news Of the accident and its
lsppy termination soon spread in the the
.ter, and when Mrs. Lanigan sppearad on
be stage the house rang With ulsudits
Nobody thought Of poor PercivAl, his conn.
enance being to himself only, While Mrs
4snigan's i, dear to the public
"a word in your ear. dear" cried tia
widow, whsn Sophia had finished
And she whispered something at which
be Door girls cheek broke into a flame.
Now. Sophia" she said aloud. "haye |
lot convinced your"
Il feel little tired" Sophia answered. |
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| TTs7-T-
BRIGHp BITS.

TIE Presidents wife will observe a cloud
on the honeymoon now and then, when the
father, and ask her if she is his only daughter.
-NorTisto1oS Herdld.
A LOWELL WOMAN has this sign in her gar
den: ''God help the child who trespasses upon
these grounds" To which the Boston Herald
would add: ''God help the man who has to
sign."- Voter bury a mericdn.
Do YOU see that man? That is Pharaoh
Banks, the successful gambler"
Indeed, is that he? They say his skill
with the cards absolutely beggars descrip-
ton"
Il shouldn't wonder if it did. 1t beggars
every one he plays with. ChicagO RAMBLER.
THE French swells having conducted and
performed in an amateur circus for sweet
charity's sake" a New York imitation by the
imitation swells OF Gotham may be looked for.
II VIII surely AFFORD new sensation-the
aim of their life. Anything will be a well
come relief from the stale things that are sc
English, we know. "-Bostoa Record.
II BOUGHT ton of coal of you last month -
- es, SIR
You delivered it in one cart, didn't your"
~ es, OF course"
ANY carts idle now!'
swell, yes"
"Be kind enough to send two carts around
TO take away the ashes. ChjcGgO Nee0s.
June and its flowers,
Bug-laden bowers
Let us away to the shade o.
Clabber and whey,
Cabbage and tay,
Country boards born, not made o.
Insects a few,
TwiXG me and you,
Beds just as hard as a board o.
Believing bulls,
City-bred fools,
Crying out miser cordo.
---Ne1o York Journal
ACALIFoRNIA WIDOW, who put her all into
q deal IN stocks and was shrunk out, called
upon her broker and said:
"When wi this thing probably come out In
the papers?'
Tomorrow. doubtless"
"How long can you suppress it,"
why, might keep 1T out two days, but
not longer"
''Only two days? That's pretty short no
tlce, but Pm hustler when | get my bonnet
on. I'll depend on the two days"
On the third day the papers chrOnicled her
loss and her wedding on the same page
Wall Street YelOs.
THE boys cantered out with all the grace
OF antelopes in white trousers and planked
down their planks-this is not a iOke-ae
earnestly as if thew were putting them on the
big o, and expected to get thirty-two for one
The young ladies upon the rocks looked down
into the eyes of their cadet escorts and said
they were very much interested in the drill
Did you ever have to work like that
George" asked one swell young woman near
/ me.
"0h, yes" replied the cadet forgetting
| himself, "befOre l came to West Point wher
| lived at home, had to do all kinds of WORK. >
| Then he looked as If he had swallowed q
| chestnut without taking Off the burr, and
| asked her If she didn't feel chilly. She did,
West Point Correspondence Neto York Times.
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A Few Words with Those who Want
10 Increase Their Trade.

The popularity of the SUNDAY MORN
ING NEWS and Its great circulation
among the intelligent and prosperous
people of a populous city and a
large portion OF Georgia and Florida, not
reached by any other paper on Sunday,
gives it a value to advertisers not pos
.sessed by any other paper in
the Southeast. No matter what their
goods, wares or wants are, advertisers
will find the SUNDAY NEWS unequaled
Vas a medium through which to address
thousands of people who have many
wants and the money with which to sup
ply them.
Advertisements inserted for 10 cents
and upwards A small advertisement re-
ceives as much care and attention as a
Barge one. Advertisements can be sent in
any day in the week for insertion in the
SUNDAY NEWS. Special contracts made
for large advertisements inserted more
than once.
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INDEX qONBV ADVERTISEMENTS.

MERTIHGs-Magnolia Encampment No. ], l.
O.O.F.; Savannah Lodge No 500, !. o. 6.
IT.: OglethorDe Light Infantry; Myrtle Lodge
mo. 1858, G. U. o. OF O. F.; Past Grand Mas
,ter's Council No. 60, G. U. o. of o. F.
SrRcIAL NoTICE-Bills against Br Steam e
ship Viola.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULEs-Ocean Steamship
Company.
ExcURsIoS-Chippew Tribe No. 4, 1. o.
r. NJ.
AUCTION sALEs-Lot and improvements, by
Kennedy s. Malette; 100 Acres of Land, by l..
d. LaR6c he's Sons.
CHEAP COLUME ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For sale; Lost; Boarding; Personal; Mis-
eel ianeous.
LorTERY-Iouisiana State.
LEGAL NoT1cE-To Debtors and Creditors
Estate John D. Ten Brock.
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On the Threshold.

From tie 50. James Gazette.
Now once more do our feet
Stand on the threshold sweet
OF days that show the year in her fair prime
Oer the blossom -spangled sod
Spring the fowery paths we trod
An dso have come again to summer time,
BY violets March displays,
BY Aprps primrose ways,
By the fresh fragrance of Nays eowslipped
ground,
We reach at length the day
Toward which March, April. May,
Lead on, the footsteps unto summer bound,
Through the door now ajar.
Sweet, sweet the visions are
OF treasures which the precincts do contain
Precincts where roses red
Are gayly garlanded
Ger dainty realms where silver lilies reign.
days of golden balm,
nights OF silent calm,
Right well may ye the souls of men enthral
SpringtIde the promise gave,
Fulhllment now we have,
And royal Summer is the queen of all,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-06-16
Lord Byron at the Hotels
From az OhtcaQo Neaog.


footman in livery rushed into the Hote
Richelieu yesterday and announced "Loro
Byron" with flourish. Then he slipped back
to observe the effect. He expected TO see the
fiunkIes fly out to meet his lordship but nc
one moved, and by and by the lord himself
came in and asked to be registered on the
American plan. But the clerk shook his head
and said they could not accommodate the
queen herself on any other plan but Euro
pean.
"But, ye know" expostulated the possibly
great grandson of Childe Harold.
"Cap't do it," said the clerk; Ego next
DOOR"
Lord Byron's baggage had all been carried
in, but he removed it to the Leland and re-
peated his tactics. The clerk was so abashed
at the great presence that he got the lord and
servant mixed up and sent the lord to The
servants room. In the afternoon Lord By
ron went out for walk, attended by his
valet
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Immigrants and CapitaI wanted

immigrants and Capital Wanted.
The people Of Georgia do not take as
much interest in the subject OF immigra-
ton as they ought to. With millions of
acres of unOccupied land, with forests
awaiting the settlers ak, with mines
which contain fortunes for those who are
ADVENTUROUS and enterprising and with a
climate that is mild and salubrious, the
State ought TO be advancing with a
rapidity equalled by few other States In
the Union.
Immigrants and capital are needed to
secure this advancement-capital to build
railroads, open mines and erect factories,
and immigrants to open farms and supply
the demand for wOrkmen which new en-
terprises would create.
The advancement of Florida has been
marvellous, and yet Florida has not at
fractions aud advantages superior to
those of Georgia. immigrants and CAPT.
tai seek Florida because her enterprising
citizens advertise her. They scatter in
formation respecting her climate, soil
and productions all over the civilized
world. Georgia is a greater State than
Florida-greater in population, wealth,
territory and resources-and yet people
in Europe know all about Florida who
never heard of Georgia.
Let our leading men bestir themselves
They can advance their own interests as
we'll as the interests OF others by lending
helping hand to all efforts that are being
made, or that may be made, to put .Geor-
gia among the most progressive and
growing States.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-06-16

A few days ago the MORNING NEWS
said something about the Inconsistency
ofthe New York Star in criticising the
correspondents who went to Deer Park to
report for their papers whatever they
might find OF interest during the Presi-
dents stay there, and at the same time
publishing the reports which these re-
porters prepared. We did not have
word to say about the business of the
criticism which condemned the
correspondents for doing the work
criticism was all well enough in
Its way. What we condemned the
Star for was this 1t sent a reporter to
Deer Park to spy out all the little matters
connected with the Presidents stay there,
or at least published full reports fur
nisbed by reporters who were there, and
then in its editorial columns condemned
the reporters for doing something which,
it said, was unworthy OF gentlemen We
said, and still think, that the course Of
the Star was inconsistent and hypo-
critical.
The Star attempts to defend itself. In
an editorial article in Mondays issue it
says:
Two OF our Southern exchanges take ex-
ceptlon to the Stars criticism on the ten
dency shown by too many newspapers to
make spies and detectives Of their re-
porters, with a view TO invading the pri-
Vacy of public officials and others. Our
only surprise is that such criticisms
should come from the South, where a
special regard for the sanctity OF home is
prOiessed.
Our Southern contemporaries may rest
assured that the better class OF reporters
do not resent the Stars protest against
tendency that must eventually deprive
them of all selt-respect and gentlemanly
feeling or else drive them out of the bust
ness. They understand the distinction be-
tween c0mmendable enterprise aud dis
graceful pryiRg into private affairs.
The Stars protest is simply intended to
save newspaper reporters from being
forced to do That for the satisfaction of the
impairment curiosity of others which no
selt-respecting man would do to satisfy
his own curiosity.
The Star lodges the issue, and attempts
to excite sympathy by talking of the re-
gard which is felt for the sanctity of home
i'll the South. There is, indeed, great
regard for the sanctity of home in the
South, and we also take pleasure in in
forming the Star that there Is great regard
in the South for square dealing, honesty,
lrankness and straightforward way of
meeting an issue. The Star knows that
no fault was found with its criticisms of
the spying work of reporters, but with
its course in utilizing this work in its tele-
graphic columns while it condemned the
reporters in it's editorial columns 1t was
its hYpocrltical, dOuble-faced way of APP
pearing before the public which excIted
unfaVOrable comment, and not its criti-
cism. tpt
The Star would have pursued a much
wiser course by frankly acknowledging
its mistake or remaining silent when at
tentlon was directed to it's Inconsistency.
By evading the issue in an attempt to set
itself right it will deceive no one. To at
tempt to deceive by evading an issue is
as deserving of condemnation as n.y.
pocracy. A dodger is about as bad as
hypOcrite.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-06-16

From the Louisville Courfey-Jouradl.
The Deer Park people are blaming Col. La
mont for the early departure of the President
and his bride. They should not blame the
Colonel. for he is not the cause stephen b.
Elklns 10 the man to blame. just as soon as
Elkins got TO buzZlng around the President
ordered his wife to pack her trunk and get
ready to leaye the place.
"Why?" she said, with pouting express
sion on her pretty, happy face.
Because" answered the President. that
man Elkins is here, and he is a dangerous,
desperate chap. He tried to steal the vote OF
New York from me in 1884, and for all know
he may try to steal my wife"
In an hour fro the time this conversation
took place the President and his wife were on
their way to Washington.
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Port Jervis dispatch OF Sunday saws
''fhe whole upper part of the Delaware
valley and the western part of Orange
and Sussex counties will commemorate
the Fourth of July in one grand celebra-
tiOn TO be held in this village. One Of the
attractions of the great parade on the day
will be odd Spot the late Gen. Judson
Kilpatrick's war horse, which still lives,
at the age of 81 years. This is the horse
ridden by Zen. Fitzpatrick in all OF his
dashing cavalry exploits during the war,
the first time at the great cavalry engage.
ment at Brandy Station. The old horse
still presents fine appearance, but is
nearly deaf ard growing blind. He was
brought from the Fitzpatrick farm in Sus-
sex county 10 this village few DAYS age,
and Is kept in the private stables OF Dr..
Sol Van Etten, veteran OF the war. He
is groomed by Lieut.. John Landegar. VINO
was one of Kilpatrck's cavalry
scouts. 'Old Spot will be led
IN the parade, bearing Kilpatricks
empty army saddle, by old Ben, Who was
the Generals body servant during the
war;" The MORNING NEWS has already
published the story Of "Old Spot" and
now II will be interesting to see the boys
In Blue" doing reverence to the faithful
eX-Coniederate equine, who has never
yet, probably, taken the "oath of allo-
glance" This old war horse cannot be
considered as fully reconstructed as Long
street, Mostly, Malone and the other so
called "Rebel Brigadiers." Really. the
war is over, even II the Port Jervis pa.
triots are somewhat ignorant OF a chapter
In its history.
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Miss Cleveland at the White House.

From tho Nelo York Tribune.
l heard that Miss Cleveland Is likely to
spend good deal of time with her new sister
ln-law. ady who called on her the dav
before she went away informs me that Miss
Cleveland laughingly said: my leave taking
is not to be in the least tragic. | shall go
away now, but return later, and dare saw
on the whole. that 1 shall be in the White
House quite as much as | should If there had
been no wedding. 1t will be different to be
sure; shall have no responsibility and shall
be free TO come and go at will, and to do my
work. leave now because | believe that
every new mistress of the White Hou se
should be under no restraint whatever
Every woman called to the position must
give to 1t her own individuality; no training
beforehand fits a woman for the place and its
duties. She must learn afterward, and to sue
coed, must shape her own course and rely on
herself. she cannot follow in the footsteps of
her predecessor. My brothers wife ia a bright,
attractive young woman. She has character
and WILL l am sure, develop strength and
adaptability. j am sure also that she will be
much liked; indeed nobody can help but like
her. She Is sensible, sweet girl. a thoroughly
American woman, and that Is what we want
in the White House you know. 1t is much
better that she should begin her new life alone
without me. The position is so circumscribed
so bounded by narrow limits, almost unnatu-
raj in its restrictions, shall be very glad of
the freedom and chance to continue my work.
which is more to my taste. | have no misgiv-
ings about Mrs. Cleveland; she is older than
her years, and fully realizes her RESPONSE
bilitV''