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FHIIND- or THE C. c.. ! am one OF The nnuoh
condemned cowboys and ar our life IL spent mostly
M the saddle " b. very seldom We have an oooasion
10 converse with the outside world. Neverthaless
can always lind sufficient amount Of time by
the light 81 campfire, TO devote % the reading Of
IHE TRIBUNE OF late have become some what
interested IA the questions under discussion by
various members and find them very Instructive
particularly the temperance question aud the pro-
posed society TO doc gotten up through the instru.
mentality OF w. II. seigfried upon which would
iliNe " say lew wOrdh A we are all aware that
ilinnf llis done more toward the dawnfall of man.
hlnu thih any evil that existed vet 4 have
ny htSl instance 10 the benefits derived from
the signing 81 a temperance pledge In INV s.sli-
mutton ~ D. only instrumental la promoting the
grown OF perjury. For instance a person heavily
hadlcleo 70 drinking iE induced 20 sign a Dledge
SHORTY afterwards HE desire for drink returns
stronger than before he fOrg.ts the value Of ath
shd gOee 10 drinking again. Now tins h Dot am
exceptional case but almost daily occurrence.
Friends 81 the q. C.. ask YOU eaudidl0 ha.
mot the pledge done more toward tie oay,se ~
perjury than IL has toward the reformation az
ofnnkardsy In nine cases out of 10 il IA oulV
Signed to-day 20 be broken Tomorrow As hnye
lived the greater part of my life la the rerritoTles
" but natural that should have had DEALINGS
WIN al CLASSES Of men, and can truthfully say that
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and persons and never errs. He does not assert
our outlines as bugbear or scarecroW He
is true, yea, The Truth. We are sinners then.
Not to confess is TO deny. We do not know
what TO call a man who practically charges God
with falsehOOd, unless we say he is a sinner.
We must confess our sins. First we must do so
toGOd. Secondly, we must confess to each other
wherein we have been wanting in kindness or
fairness or otherwise in our mutual relations.
Thirdly, it is well to hold confidential CONVEX
sations with those experienced in religious con-
Germs. A communicate of any parish should,
G. o., feel such confidence in his pastor his re-
ligious counselor and helper as to seek his adj
vice and prayers as to any besetting sins. This
will often involve disclosures of ones weaker
points and more frequent sins. Specially should
one seek advice as to any course of action about
the propriety of which he has honest doubts.
In one sense this is confession beforehand, but
it may often prevent the call for confession
afterward
We notice with joy how God responds to
confession. "He is faithful and just to forgive
us our SINS" This statement conformity with
the Information that, in case of sin, we have an
Advocate in the person of Jesus Christ is as a
CLEAN of brilliant sunshine out from a dark
cloud; but the cross, proof of ALL is glory un-
speakable, joy unutterable, hope now and
Heaven forever.
Forgiven, We become children of God in a
more tender intimacy than by creation. The
work not being wrought by US, save by the acts
OF consent and cooperation, we have no credit.
We can indulge in no self-exultation. Hence
we are humbled. We may be fifty styled " lit
tie children" (y.1)
Now we are sinners forgiven-what are
known as Christians. Certain consequences
follow
1. We tell the truth (ys. g. 81 as to our relig-
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 Mortgage Debenture Companies are not. of recent origin. They have been in operation for generations and are among the few insti- tutions which, having had thsn origin prior to the present century, have survived all the commercial and political conyulaions of Eu- rope unimpaired, and under the various names of Moltgage Banks, Land Credit Conn panies, Investment Companies, or Mortgage Companies, have come down to our own time unchanged. The credit of their invention is awarded to Berlin merchant, named During. Between ITO and the com- mencement of the present century they spread throughout Germany, Austria and Poland Since that period they have penetrated Rus sia, Belgium, France, Great Britain and the United States. In all the countries named they have constituted favorite channel for investment. For more than one hundred @7t~z .'5.
 years these Debentures, or equivalent obliga. tions, have held, unchecked and unrivaled the highest position in public favor. y. ..
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TOLAANna

@<5@5IS 2@ 5fg@sse BdnG.a1 ,asyiaA as@t,lal
 y. Q. Welch has been drawn as juror for the June termx # kYE t,,,.. sy,Lx z s,.n x
 +-J. P. Root is recovering from hia rheumatic attack.
 l' Miss ellei lSye, of Stafford Hals low, is fitting dresses far some of her old customers, by, the Phelps system of out ting, iii a very anceptable piaasfner.. siYa. "
 -Rugbee Post, G. A. R., have decided to hold their Memorial Day exercises at the town hall Sunday afternoon, May 3Oth, at o'clock.
 The basement of the Baptist church 2 ], D bsa9g pfraegea Fpd iPF Aee- 2.
 -The entertainment of the Monday Club on Monday evening, Yas ,ysrz well attended, and passed Vf 4sty veil. cUslaise ing Of farce, seEhe GatTosaFa, 2. Tha fol |ldWing wAs the east :. 3dD9 Agiss Nay Ives: Ms. praahaY, Miss Hpeddin0 Mrs. Resmil. Mas ; Re.la slas Fuller : Mga RohaTtgs HnnaerfoEA Willis, Agard ,pr; Iawto1, Macs MT. Heem1s ,Er., Rhelps.ia Mr. HAeE9iss s,s Some dbmieal ahadow pantonai oaed the a. tertaanmeph s..as as.a ssa11sSss sss,aa2 ; , : ffa q The Baby Pathfinder (6 cents1 for the cur. rent month cCntdamS aFl Slls fCh hafke sss Hi and steafAsr lines Nsf CoE4 e to dsse. This iaane has a nest liittle naaps of tan aosssn Albdhy,sl NeysCH carquitff railroad NSAhiei WSs opsRed the 16th inst, \ Fs& ta'os
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''''t' . H''1G fCoaSHEsr ONDESeE!T ys1&vS"sa0 g
 Mrs. 0. D. Chism is teacher of, the school on the Hillz-one that gives satisfac- tion' all round. si1'''E1@ RIA
 Rev. J. P. Trowbridge of West Wood stock exchanges next Sunday with, the Congregational minister here, ,3Pro ovidence permitting.
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HOME NEWS.
EocaI Notices.

QEatter under thls head oight cents per line.l
 -Iindley's 1aAe Towne's) East Main street fish market will be open on Sunday mornings from Tto9.
 -Caln at A. W. Walkers and examine those bargains in Black Silks and other Black Dress Goods.
 II have just received another large lot of the w. E. Hanley, warranted, $3 Shoe for mems wear, also full line of Ladies' Bright Finish Dongola button, Gypsy Cut, the most comfortable shoe made. .G. A. R. Suits, Hats, Cords, Wreaths, But tons, &c., at the Central Clothing House J. M Leach -'4--Sf
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The series of nGreat American Indus triesp in Harper's Magazine is continued in the coming number by an article on ssSugar Tbe subject is most thorough4 ly handled and copionsly illustrated. The author, R. R. Bowker, has gathered ma terial from the most eminent and recent authorities Beginning with a brief his tory of sugar, shows it's enormous prodnc- tion at present, describes the Louisiana plantations and their work, and the mys- terious processes of the great refneries. Beside the sugar caue, sorghum, beet, ma pie and glucose sugar are carefully treated. The wonderful chemistry of sweets is lun- folded as well as the secrets of candy mak- ing. The paper is a compendium of valu- able information. @aH as- "A Ug. -.
 At little girls party in this city few days ago, when the dolls had grown trifle tired, two of the young people decided to entertain the rest with charades. AR none but the children themselves were present the reports of the entertainment are neces- sarily second hand, but from all accounts 1t appears that there was one preeminent success. "Of course, it's easy enough to guess, but it was real fun. First they talked about cat ; that was the first syl- lable. Then, for the second syllable, they had sledge, and the word, of course, was nae,os1edge. Hartford Couramt. y
 Dr. Valentine Mott, who has returned from visit to Pasteur, says in the New York papers that there is no longer any question of the efficacy of the French mans theory. He fully believeslin it and is prepared to undertake 6 similar work here, but it is expensive and public subscrip- tions are needed. Pasteur gave him a rabbit that had been inoculated. It died on the way over on the Etruria, but the virus lives and with that he is getting ready for the American institution. .t
 Gov. Harrison has appointed A. E. Burr and W. s. Bronson of Hartford and A. S.. Hewitt of Wethersfeld the commissioners to build the addition to the state-prison as ordered by the last legislature.
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AM OFFERING A VERY CHOICE

LINE OF SECURITIES, paying seven
 per cent per annum, secured by mortgage on property worth from three to F four times the amount of the bond.
 The interest and principal are payable at the Savings Bank of Stafford Springs. ....
 Persons residing at adistance can mail their coupons as they become due, and receive checklor currency, as they may request, in payment. " ,'"
 Oo2nafining mi myself to selected loans from one district, and that one that have examined, in person, I cannot at all times furnish these bondasn at present have fine line, and ahOusd bs blessed to have you call and exam he them, or will answer. any inquiries, by ettet or in person. , ,-.".. et' ~. FoE ,y@H Tf1lJEH Els,@5 .-n ..--.-. t..f s '" These securities lti are solid Investments, and de nohparAaks Of any speculative nature. -4
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These have often sod at higher rate than the Bonds of Government, where the compa- nies were respectively located, and have been chosen as the safest channel for investment of Trust and other funds in respect to which es- pecial care and caution were necessary. In the United States the Land Mortgage Compa- nies are almost the only class of financial in- stitutions which has furnished no instance of serious collapse. They have passed through recent financial Impressions, surrounded by the wrecks of Banks, Savings Institutions, h. surance Companies. Railways and Commer- cial Houses, without impairment of credit, or the infection of loss upon single holder of their Bonds, v J-s= @i E- + Six per cent Debenture Bonds with Real Estate security, for sale by .-s
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Don,t Count Your Chickens, Etc.

CLARENCE, Oshlosh.-No, Clarence, we
would not without several reservations, adj
wise you to marry on S15 per week. That
you expect" to be raised to SIS is not an
available argument. You only expect it.
1t is not assured. OF course the 'raise" would
enable you to live in a prince and a prin-
cess style; but what might not be the result
if you did not get it? Think of that! Emu
merating the barnyard fowl, Clarence, in anti
cipation of its emergence from its shell, too
often proves to be presumptuous and wholly
unwarranted familiarity with facts or figures
and fowls, to which the incontrovertible
arithmetic, or the unbribable hen, admins
tiers the refractory rebuke. By reason of its
would-be mothers newneSs in the business, or
its own insufficient acquaintance with the
science Of obstetrics, the embryotic chick of
finest feather may droop and die a-bOrning;
the setter may sit down, in the hurry and ex-
uberance of the moment too enthusiastically
Sn the egg of greatest promise, inducing,
thereby, a premature and fatal crisis; or,
perchance, she may dream her dOwny dream
of maternity on a plain, ordinary, everyday
white porcelain door knob Still, Clarence,
we don't want to discourage you.-Life.
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At table especially our American people
need a great deal of training Wherever 1
go / am struck with cur sad need of careful
training. AS a country, we need careful in
struction in our manners, more especially at
hotels. Only the other day, at the table
d'hote, heard man ask for half dozen
buckwheat cakes, and when they came to him
he moistened the tips of his fingers in finger
bowl and ran over the cakes as he would a
roll of currency, for he was the assistant
cashier in a national bank Another man at
the same table was asked to pass the pepper
box and he took it with his thumb on the bot
tom and his two first fingers on the top, just
as he had been in the habit of moving a
stack Of chips from the ace to the deuce, no
doubt, for years.
So we as people crowd our vocations to
the front, and are not able to Danish our
trades and professions, even at table. We
should try to overcome this, and there are
many other features of our national etiquette
which we need to change
Only last week 1 saw fine looking young
man sit at a hotel table combing his mus
tache with his fork and while in a brown study
the fork slipped out of the mustache and
plunged with sickening jab into is eye We
cannot be too careful in our intercourse with
men to avoid all appearance of evil.
Etiquette always marks the true gentleman
and makes him an object of curiosity, espe-
cially at hotel. When you see a gentleman
with whom you are not acquainted you
should look upon him with genteel horror and
shudder two times in rapid succession. This
viii convince stranger that you have been
reared with the greatest care and that your
parents have taken special pains not to allow
you to associate with vulgar peOpIe-Bill
Eye in The New York Mercury.
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Assignee y office.

= APAI having made an assignment TO HY-
~ NAN BROS. for the benefit OF his creditors
all persons having any claims against said c.
PAII, are hereby notified to present them with
proper vouchers at the Office of the undersigned,
and all persons owing to said c. APAII hav-
ing any property of his in their possession, are
hereby notified to make payne ntand accounting
at once to the undersigned. All claims not pre-
scented within six months from publication Will
be forever barred.
HYNAN BROS
Honolulu November 80, 1886. 326- janI
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Why a man should write a long letter and
write it plainly, signing it at the end with
name that would have bothered Daniel to
decipher, is more than l can understand. I
may be little careless about my penman-
ship while writing in great hurry, trying to
keep up with my surging thoughts but l
most always sign my name so that it can be
deciPhered. have written letters where the
signature was the only thing that was Also
lutely beyond the possibility of doubt. But
if a man signs his name so that you can write
TO him and ask him what the balance of his
letter was about, it is better than a long,
beautiful letter from an unknown and I'M
movable person. In the latter case You are
LEFT % kick the emutN air--Bim We
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Olive branches.

"Do you go to school, son?n eyes. sir"
"Whet do you learnt" Don't learn nawth-
in" "You do not learn anythingi Why
notF "DOn't have TO. School trustees dead
stuck on the directors daughter, directors
clean gone on the young school marin, an
the school marm's mashed on one of the big
boys. You bet we don't hav, to learn
nawthin'. "-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle
PAR EXCELLENCE.
The children at Fort l. were one day hold
ing forth up on the belongings of their
respective mamnlas, My mammals got
beautiful silk dress" etc The climax was
reached when one of the number exclaimed:
"Well, anyhow, my mammals got the red
headedest baby in the post"
SMALL FAvORS THANKFULLY RECEIVED.
Mamma, Gid you thank. God for Just
coffse and rolls Yes, ;ellie" "Umph!
7 wouldn't have bothered Him just for that"
Minneapolis Tribune.
WHAT TOM DID.
Four ear-oId Belle had been watching
Tom, the cat, squeeze through a very small
hole under the house. "Oh, mamma she
said, @you ought to have seen Tom, He Just
mashed and went under."-Youth's Com
panion.
INTERRUPTED DEvoTIONs.
A little New York girl, while lisping her
childish prayer at her mothers knee before
retiring, stopped in the middle of her devo-
tons and said: "Oh, Lord, please wait a
minute until l scratch my toe."-Yorll Pa
News.
TRIFLE CLUMSY AT IT.
Il hope, johnny said the Sunday school
teacher 10 her scholar that your
parents are good Christians
We'll, ma Is, replied Johnny. IAN pa used
to De; but l guess lac is a little out of practice
now. Life.
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TO LET.

4 4 PALAMA-TWO NICE COTTAGES IN RO-
"A bellO Lane. for $50 and $50 per month re-
spectiyely. Inquire at Hyman Bros, Queen
street. 3S4 If
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Hitched 'Cordin' to Law an Gospel

Hitched 'COrdin' to Law an Gospel.
One of the walters at the hotel in Grenada
Miss, told us that a colored wedding was
coming off that evening, and several white
people went over to the house designated to
witness the affair The happy couple finally
stood up before the minister, who said:
Samuel, you an Lucinda am shortly to be
jined together. Does you desire to back OUT"
"NO, sab"
"How am it wild you, Lucinda2 Does you
want to funk afore desc yere white folks"
"NO, sab"
"Den you two hitch hands"
They hitched.
Samuel, does you take her fur better or
wuss? Am you gwine to do de far thing by
dis yere CURL who's fadder was killed on de
railroad up nigh Jackson
eyes, sab"
Lucinda, does you realize de seriousness of
dis opportunity' Am you gwiue to stick to
Samuel clean frew to de judgment day, or
am you gwine to triie around arter Odder
menp
"Ize gwine to stick"
"Den, chilIen, in de presence of desc ycre
white men from the norf, one of whom sub
scribed two bits yesterday to help build up de
meetin' house dat was blOwed down by de
sighclone, denounce you as hitched, jined
an mar'd 'cordin' to de law an gospel Now
you go long an behave yerselves Detroit
Free Press.
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its place The result was that finally his ten
ants bOycOtted him, and he had no IDEAS a
all.
However, that IS not what we started Out
20 talk about We merely wished TO mention
q little incident that happened TO this menta!
absentee in consequence Of his absence OF
mind. He wore eyeglasses, they were the
burden Of his life, and the bane Of the whole
family, for he was everlastingly forgetting
where he last laid them down, even
though that place might be the
bridge Of his own nose. Then he
would go roofing round the apartment
ike a hog after chestnuts, rummaging under
papers, into work boxes, mantel ornaments
and general literature. At last his wife sug-
gested that he should buy a quantity and
keep a pair iii each pocket. He did 50. L
saw him in a cafe some time after, reading
newspaper. / spoke to him. He laid down
his journal When he took it up again he
began looking round the table for his glasses,
though they were still on his nose. Not seeing
them, he Owed into his pocket and tished out
another pair, and, placing them on his nasal
organ, resumed his reading. He again laid
down his paper, again looked for his glasses,
and for third time pulling pair out OF his
pocket straddled them on his nose. Finding
his vision impaired, and supposing it was due
TO his not having on his helps to read, be
began to feel in his pockets for fourth PAIR
of glasses and did not desist from his search
until we, with all the tact and delicacy at our
command, and we have a full line Of goods of
that class, pointed out to him the real posi-
ton of affairs Now that is what we call a
good, square, unqualified observation-disclosures.
We trust no one will doubt the accuracy Of
this story, because we don't like to be doubt
ed. 1t is point on which we are very sensi-
tive-very sensitive indeed.-Texas Siftings.
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STEAMER MOKOLn,

tNIcGregor, Commander,
Leaves for the following ports every alternate
Monday 5 p.
Commencing August ITO Lanai, KamalO. PU-
koo Lahaina. OlowaIu. Returning 10 Lahaiua,
PukoO, KamalO, Lanai, arriving at Honolulu Sat
urday morning.
Commencing August 9-TO Kaunakakai, Kama
10, PukoO. Halawa, Wailau, PeleEuHu, Kalaupapa.
Returning to PukOO, Lahaina, Olowalu. Lahaua,
PukOO, EamalO, kaunakaEai, arriving at Homo
lulu Saturday morning.
&c The Company viii not be responsible Tor
any freight packages unless rCCeipted for,
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. Not
responsible for money or jewelTy unless placed In
barge of the Purser.
All possible will he taken Of Live Stock, but
the Company Will not assume any risk Of accident.
SANIL q. WILDER, President.
:. B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE-COrner Fort and Queen streets.
55-Iy Mar 30
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WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO..
Limited.
STEAMER KINAU,
Uorenzen, Commander,

Uorenzen, Commander.
Leaves Honolulu as per following schedule,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea, Maizena,, MANU-
kOna, KawaIhae LaupHhOehOe, Hilo and keauhou
Commencing on MONDAY, July %, 1856, and
every alternate Monday p. m, the Kinau
Will make the VOLCANO TRIP, reaching keau-
hou Wednesday morning, where horses and
carriages in waiting 10 convey passengers to
the VOLCANO HOUSE give miles in the saddle
and nine miles by carriage).
Passengers by this route Will have two days
and two nights at the VOLCANO HOUSE.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PAYS
ALL CHARGES.
The Kinau will arrive in Honolulu Sunday
mornings Volcano trips. On Hlo trips, will
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS will connect with the
kinau at MahukOna
The Kinau WILL TOUCH al HOnokaia and
Paauhau on down trips from HiO for Passengers
II a signal is made from the shore
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Prospective purchaser-That horse seems to
be blind in both eyes.
Hopeful Seler-Why. hes that much more
worth the money, my dear man He won't
be able 70 see how far he has travelled. 50 he
can't set tired-Don't You seeT-Harper's
BaZar,
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Let the Signature he Lerib1e.

He can be used as a fishing-pole if properly
evOluted-Tid- Bits
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Tho Absent-9Iinded Man.

E once knew an alb
sent-minded man,
who was very much
abseut-minded In
deed his mind was
as bad as an Irish
landlord, being con-
stantly engaged IN
evicting its tenants
for no sooner had
one idea fairly
taken possession Of
this mind Of his,
than he set TO work
20 put another in
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