The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-03-27

cured by Shiloh's Cure. we uarantet
II. DIR. G. I. Horn, Lehighton, ant
Biery, Weissport.
Visitor docking at antique marble
clock)-"How very beautiful! Louis
XIV time, isn't it?" Mrs. Shoddy-
mo, indeedy; that's standard time"
But how do you get along? You
say you don't pay expenses?" Il don't,
and that's why l get along so well. l
make my customers pay them"
VIII you suffer with dyspepsia and
liver complaint2 Shiloh's Vitilizer is
guaranteed TO cure you. Sold by c. T.
Horn and w. F. Biery.
"A rose bush is thought to be ex-
ceedingly modest, but yet it wants the
earth.
"A man who some time ago married
ian angel" says It Is about as com
plete a faith cure as anything he has
heard of.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shilohs Cure is
II,
Lehighton, and Biery, Welssport.
"A musical expert says that only one
man in thousand can whistle tune.
And yet there are people who think
there is nothing to be thankful for.
One of the hardest things for boy
to do is to convince himself that the
pants made for him by his mother
look just as If they had come from the
clothier's.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet
breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh
Remedy, Price so cents. Nasal iniec-
tor free. Sold by DR.. c. r. Horn, Le-
highton, and w. f. Biery, Weissport.
One young man said to another.
ITS a long way from this world to the
next" "Oh, never mind, my dear
fellow" said the other, you'll have it
all down hill"
You can lead q horse to the water,
but you can't make him drink" says
the old saw. You couldn't make some
men drink either If you took them to o
hydrant.
For lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cts.
Sold by c. T. Horn and ". +. Biery.
Two female burglars were recently
captured in London. They could have
got away with their swag had they not
stopped in the house to try on some new
bonnets they found in the dressing-room
"A young lady who lately received a
boquet of roses was some what amused
to find the DONORS visiting card
attached to it and written on the wrong
side these words: ''Not to exceed So"
SuILoH's cough and consumption cure
| Is sold by us on a guarantee. 1t cures
consumption. Sold by Biery, Weissport,
and Horn, Lehighton.
People who "went South for the
winter" this year have found 1t.
1t is said, "He laughs best who
laughs last" 1t may be so; but he has
less time to enjoy himself
Shiloh's Vitilizer is what YOU need for
constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness,
and all symptoms Of dyspepsia. Price
10 and 70 cents per bottle. Sold by W.
f. Biery, IVeissport, and Dr. c. Horn,
Lehighton.
"A Philadelphia man compels his
daughter to eat onions every night for
supper, and thus assures himself that
he can Shut the house at 10 o clock with
out locking in a strange young man.
why, Cousin Charlie, what are
YOU doing hereP l Isuppose must call
you doctor, now, and how are the patti
ents, by the waY?" l don't know how
they are by the way. l know none OF
them ever get as far as my Office.
Group, whooping cough and bronchi.
It's Immediately relieved by Shiloh's
Cure. Sold by Horn, Lehighton, and
Biery, IVeissport. COW
What is fashionable hotel?"
Zone where you get what you don't
want, and have to pay for what yor
don't get"
"A Buffalo girl has already scored 8
leap year victory She proposed to hel
young man that he propose, and hc
proposed