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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

In one ofthe tropical provinces ofGermany
there has been found q root the extract form
which has proved an absolute specific for
Tape Worm.
II Is pleasant to take and is not debffitat-
ing or disagreeable in its effect on the patient
but Is peculiarly slckening and Supplying
It's victim and passes away in q natural and
easy manner, entirely whole, with Hi AID and
while still alive.
One physician has used this remedy in
over 400 cases, withouta single failure to pass
the worm whole, with head. Absolute re-
move with head guaranteed. No pay re-
Quired. Send stamp for circular and terms
HAYWOOD & CO.,
10 Park Place Nee York City
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Beware!

I hereby warn all parties, under
penalty Of law, not to deface or in.
jure in any way, any shrubbery,
trees or flowers in Oakland Genet cry.
John DENNIS
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II YOu Want,

Letter Heads, Circulars,
Bill Heads, Stationery,
Envelopes, BusinessCards,
2 Address Cards, Posters,
= oj Note Heads, Pamphlets,
! .h.,is',s Notes, Mortgages,
Deeds. Dodgers,
Bonds. Contracts.
Or anything else printed to order,
call at the HERALD Office and get the
bestof work at reasonable prices.
We have the best facilities for doing
work in Central Minnesota,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

A runaway occurred on Monday.
A tam driven by VIM. Pangburn
becoming frightened the wagon
was overturned, throwing out Mrs.
Pangburn and two children, Mr..
Pangburn escaped injury, but the
other occupants were coasidera bly,
iniured.
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For Rent.

The front room over the harness
shop on Third street, 24x40 feet,
Will be partitionsd off to suit ten
nant, well adapted for Offices. Will
be rented cheap to right parties.
Enquire of WILLIAM SCHERFFIUs.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Harness and hardware at
MARE & SCHANK'S.

The Northwes ten Insurance Com
pany of milwaukee, has concluded
to insure against cyclones, tornadoes
and wind storms. Also fire and
lightning policies issued at lowest
rates, at lumber office.
j. L. ROBBINS, Agent.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Satirinal-

Mr.. Brewer is a noted satirical
writer, and one OF the most fearless
and Independent newspaper men IN
the state.-Pioneer Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
DWELLING House For Sale.

A good and comfortable dwelling
house, five rooms. for sale very
cheap. The Sank Valley Land and
Lean Company.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
The habitual use of pills is a sure

The habitual use Of pills is a sure
means of ultimately undermining
health and laying the foundation for
some of the most distressing cases of
chronic maladies. Use DIR. Jones'
Red Glover Tonic,a purely vegetable
remedy, which tones and regu-
lates the system, enriching the blood.
1t cures all diseases of the stomach,
liver, blood and kidneys. Can be
tken by The most delicate, so cents,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Attention!

All accounts due the late firm of
Hasrh & Jordan must be settled by
the undersigned, only, he having the
exclusive right to give valid receipts
for them. --...
S. HARSH,
Sank Centre. MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

WTNmore money than at anything
w 1n else by taking an agency for the
best selling book out. Beginners succeed
BOOK Co., Portland, Maine.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
ATURE'S REMEDY.
HOPS AND MALT BITTERS.

The great Blood Purifier and Kidney and
Liver Remedy, compounded from the well
known Curatives. Hops, Malt, Buchu, Man
drake, Dande1ion, Sarsaparilla, Cascara Sa-
grada, etc., combined with an agreeable Ar
omatic Elixir. Hops and Malt Bitters are
tlegreatest Health and Life-restoring agent
on earth. They Cure Dyspepsia and Indi.
gestfon, act upon the Liver and Kidneys
Regulate the Bowels. they cure Rheuma-
tism and ali Urinary troubles. ard Invigor,
ate, Nourish and strengthen the Nervous
system. For General Debility Loss of APP
Fefite, Vitality and Lack OF Energy, thersi
nothing that will give immediate and PEI.
manent relief equal to Hops and Malt Bit
tiers. They are especially recommended Ter
all the various complaints and diseases OF
Women, such as Mental Depression, Weak.
ness, Breaking Down, Lassitude of the Sys-
TEN, Headache, etc, Hops and Malt BItters
is the best Blood Cleanser now xtant and
viii promptly fulfil its mission, nd restore
you TO Health and Happiness. We claina
that Hops and Malt Bitters il preparation
far superior to any other yet placed before
the people, A trial will surely convin ce any
one of It's merits. Call for Hops and Malt
Ritters. For sale by all druggists.
j. B. PERKINS
Sank Centre, Minnesota
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Minnesota & Northwestern
r. r. Co.
Sank Centre Northern.
Wheat.

The Minneapolis s. Northern Ele-
vator Co., through their agent, G. R.
Tubbs, will loan money on wheat
stored in Elevator at 10 per cent. per
AMMAN.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

Prof. J. NJ. Van Camp, after Civ.
ing the band boys thorough lesson
last Wednesday night, took his de.
parture Tor his Royalton home on
Thursday.--Sauk Rapids Sentinel.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
FOR SALE.

A large yoke of oxen, will trade
for good horse or mare. Call at
once. L. L. FISHER.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

Place your insurance with the
SAUK VALLEY LAND AND LOAN Co.
PANY, ~.
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For Salal

A good improved farm south OF
Westport. Well improved, good
buildings. A bargain at 81, 400.
SAUK VALLEY LAND AND LOAN Co.
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l.
Jake jacob has returned fro m
Alexandria, having closed out the
clothing business there for the pres
ent. He expects his father here on
Monday next, and will accompany
him east on his return, and make
fall purchases, laying in large
stock of goods. Mr.. jacob is well
pleased with his Alexandria expert
ence, having enjoyed a fine trade ,
and he thinks very seriously of OPEN
ing up there again next fall with a
complete stock. He will remain
East until September, by which
time he will have his plans more
fully matured.
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Tape Worm.

BARNUM-To Mr.. and Mrs. Frank 4, Bar.
num on Sunday; July 4th, q son.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

Henry Marie has purchased the
Ira Carpenter place on the North
side, which includes a good house
and about five acres of land. It is
his intention to lay out considerable
labor upon the house and grounds,
putting them in the best possible con-
ditioD, and when that is done he
will have home which he may we'll
be proud. There is beautiful grove
of thrifty trees about the house,
with a handsome lawn, and attract
i've as anyone could wish. He will
christen it coax Grove"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
FARMERS

Will find full line of Meadow King
Mower extras, and Esterly Irvine
Binder extras at my general repair
shop OPP osite the Star Hotel.
Farmers wishing to purchase har-
vester will find it to their advantage
to examine the Esterly with its new
bundle carrier attachment. We war
rant it equal to any machine on the
market. Gunsmithing, carpenterinQ
and repairing in general at same
place by Geo. Gray. 24au o
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

Stoves, heaters and cooks, at
MARE & SCHANK's.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
BIRTHS,

Wednesday June 10th, to Mr.
and Mrs. James A. Norris, daughter,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Advertised Letters.

The following are the letters which
have remained here moro than a
week. IT not called for before Aug.
8, they will he sent to the dead
letter office:
Avery VIM Johnson Ole o
Ammundson Anna King Miss Hattie
Barnum N T Nilsson John
Beai Mrs j A Peterson John
David Miss Lou Piers Mrs Emma
Hande Barbra I Whitcomb VIM.
CHAS. f. HENDRIX,
Postmaster.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

DQI7rr Send six d,se cents for postage and
y ] I'LL which will help you to make
more money right away than
anything else in this world All OF either
sex succeed from first hour The bread
lead to fortune opens before the workers,
absolutely sure. At once address. True q
Co., Augusta, Maine.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

Officer Carr had two intoxicated
tramps under arrest on Tuesday,
and they were arraigned and fined,
with the alternative of fifteen days
in the lookup. They refused to pay
and were relegated to the calaboose.
During Tuesday evening some one
broke the lock, releasing the tramps.
The officer thinks he can put his
hand on the liberator, and will
probably do so when he has perfected
his chain of evidence.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

can Rnad Fart Send draft or postal order
00U nudu Udl Ito A.a. Stevens, Eoldwater,
Mich
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

The HERALD has just been supplied
with new power press, which will,
as soon as 1t is completely adjuste d,
add very materially to it's fine equip
ments. Like all new and untried
pieces Of machinery, it will require
some time to produce the best results.
1t was set up and put in running or
der without the assistance of an ex.
pert machinist, but its simplicity
will seen make it easy of manage
ment.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Saturday last Treasurer Meos-

On Saturday last Treasurer M Co.'S
brugger paid out to the various
towns and school districts of the
county and to st. Cloud and Sank
Centre $40, 754.32 of the recently col
lected taxes, and has since paid out
over $4,000 more. The places re.
ceiving the largest sums were the
following:
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

w. o. p. Hilsdale has made a num-
Der of radical improvements on his
place, making it as convenient and
attractivea home as could be desired.
He has enlarged it by the addition of
wing which has three rooms, Civ
ing it all neat coat of paint, and
greatly improved its surroundings.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

The following is the school report
of district No. 26 in the town of Get.
ty, for the term ending June 29th:
Number of scholars enrolled, 81
Average daily attendance, IS
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08
Real Estate Transfers.

The following are recent tran sfers
of real estate in Western Stearns, as
recorded.
Mary Jardine to Stephen Jasdine
for 81 nw4 and 81 ne4 sec2 t
The St P M & M RR Co to John
G Iverson for SCI sw4 sec IS t
l23 "a 234
Andrew J Smith and wife to
Louis Kroessin for nw1-7 acre
of lot 5 of r Moore's out lots to
Sank Centre 500
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LATER.
Maplewood Club,

The pants were found near the
track, but the contents are missing
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

F. W. Hawley has completed the
assessment of the township of Sank
Centre, and the net results are:
Personal property, ....$ 1885
Real estate, ............ LOG, 046
intel on~o.4 GAO oo1
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1886-07-08

EMMA PETERS, Teacher.
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The Middie-Aged Man.

Art Interchange.
The 1920 doctrine is, without doubt, delightful
for men. who, by the way, appear to imagine
that evidences of physical decay are less disa-
greeable in themselves than in woman. To the
impartial observer the average man of middle
age is usually much less picturesque an object
than the average woman of middle life. Fashion
kindly furnishes women with opportunities for a
deft concealment of time made defects. The in
genious hairdresser makes an oasis blossom where
it is needed, and the equally skillful costumer, by
the disposition of draperies and lace, softens the
outlines that have lost the curves OF youth.
With man, however, no kindly bang or puff
beneticently makes presentable the occasional
waste place. At best he can but wear the ur-
natural looking and easily-detected wig. An un-
comfortable tendency to thinness and bleached-
ness on the part Of his beard, and a custom-pre-
scribed costume which makes it obligatory upon
him to wear a starchedw white band abouthis throat
that accentuates the redness and the lines of his
wrinkled neck. have the effect Of outlining his
physical defects with an emphasis that chal
lenges attention. TO have such an one harshly
c~riticise women from their lapse from youth and
its charms inspires the wish that men would cult
vate an acquaintance with their mirrors as assid-
uously as women are credited with doing, in the
hope that the process might develope charity
towards the physical failings of women. The
blindness of men to their own imperfections ard
their caustic criticism of women who dare to look
old, furnishes a most conspicuous example of an
unplucked bu. orghtto-be-extracted beam.
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A Graspinc MONOPOLY.
Burdette, in Brooklyn Eagle.

III Ohly
Do you know I never until recently felt the
iron hand Of a gigantic monopoly close on my
throat. and so realized how slowly, but surely, il
was tightening it's constructing folds, like the
deadly upas tree, over whose blighted valley
there flies no living bird and comparatively few
dead ones, as it we're, upon the life of the nation?
Applause and loud cries of 'fGo on. Y Needless is
it to say that l refer to the railroad. live in a
small village on the line of the Pennsylvania
railway. We have no competing line. We lie
at the foot of the monopoly that hauls us in and
out of town: we are passive and helpless. The
other day | had two boxes of freight to send
West by this monopoly. / went crouching into
the Office of the freight agent. When l told him
I had two boxes of stuff to send to Chicago. a
distance of about eight hundred miles, / saw his
eyes light up with the keen glare of savage
greed. He said he would ask Harrisburg for
rates, which / knew vas a mere subterfuge to
gain time while he could guess how much money
| could raise this side Of the grave, ard then the
grasping tool of a soulless corporation charged
me sixty-nine cents for carrying two big boxes
eight hundred miles. What's more. he made
me pay it. It's no wonder the shippers kick. I
am only surprised that they don't boycott the
railroads. Let US return to the days and the
quiet ways of our good, old fathers, when, by
paying only one half the price of the boat, i
could have sent my boxes to Buffalo by canal
and the rest of the way by lake boat, and got
them through to Chicago or the bottom the
same year.
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General sherman,s whisky.

New YORK Special.
/ was standing with some friends at the cigar
counter amid the very gorgeous surroundings OF
the cafe of the Fifth-avenue Hotel. one day,
when a waiter entered in the conventional full
dress that fashion prescribes the gentleman
shall wear IN common with his servant. He
went to the counter opposite and presented
a room order. The barkeeper took It.
disappeared for some time and re-
turned with a quart bottle covered with dust and
cobwebs. He placed the bottle on the salver
carried by the waiter. and turned his back to
get glasses. The waiter whipped his napkin
from under his arm and dexterously cleaned of
the bottle. just then the barkeeper turned
around, and when he saw the clean, shining bot
tie. his face was a sight to behold. There was
an explosion of malediction and condemnation
that would do credit to the mate of a MISSISSIPPI
pi steamboat, and the waiter departed in a limp
condition.
! stepped across and asked the cause of the
profane tumults
Natter exclaimed the barkeeper, "why,
that whisky was bottled nineteen years ago. and
all there is left OF it is for the exclusive use OF
General Sherman. Whenever he is here we send
him up daily one bottle at ten dollars q bottla
II took nineteen years to get the dust and cob
webs on that bottle, and it took that lunkhead
of q Dutch-lrish waiter less than nineteen Sec
onds to wipe them OFF,
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NO GENTLEMAN.
A Congressman and a Doctor Create a Scene
In the House.

-
A Congressman and a Doctor Create a Seems
In the House.
Washington Post.
A small, smart. @stheticlocking young gentle
man, dressed in a neat suit of black and a shining
hat walked briskly into the file-room Of the House
and shook hands with DR.. French, Harry Smith,
Judge Rogers. Judge Virgins and other
eongregate. But there was in the room at the
time q member from q Western State who was
not known to the young gentleman, and to
whom the young gentleman was unknown. The
member was smoking a cigar. and the
young gentleman's entrance did not in
terrupt his pleasure. Soon the young
gentleman made a remark which the Western
member had reason to believe was an allusion to
him. There ought to be a sign, mo smoking
allowed put up in this room" said the young
gentleman sarcastically.
The Western Representative looked around
and, finding nobody smoking but himself, took
the remark to himself. Il never smoke aloud,
sir. said he, spontaneously.
But the young gentleman was not to be put
off with a joke. 'Only a hog would smoke in
'pm with you there" replied the Western
member
"Then you admit tq"
admit whatF
That you are q hog"
"By no means. l never smoke in the pres
ence OF a lady,"
AT this remark the young gentleman few into
a passion and told the Representative he was no
gentleman.
you're no gentleman, sir; no gentleman, no
gentleman" he repeated over and over.
Neither are you. sir; neither are you, neither
are you" the Congressman replied.
The young gentleman, in a paroxysm of pas
sion, vanished out Of the room. Then the Con-
gresham from the West learned that he had
been talking to DR.. Mary Walker.
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An Actors Passion for Gambling.

AbIanJa COnsIlIuCfon.
One morning several weeks ago the manager
of the National Theater, in Washington, was Sit
ting In his Office quietly reading a newspaper.
when a queer little face peeped into the window
in front Of him. A little hand with a big
diamond ring on it slapped a quarter on the box
sheet, and a husky little voice d~efantly said:
Good morning, Sam. Match You for. the
weeks receipts"
The proprietor of the face, the hand, the ring,
the voice, and the quarter was John T. Ray
mond, the comedian, whose inordinate
passion for matching is SO well known.
There he was offering to match for
the value of the entire receipts
of his weeks engagement. probably about
$5, 900. His proposition appalled, the manager,
and Raymond then drew half a dozen gold
double eagles out Of his pocket and piling
them up, clapped his hand over them. and
said:
Call the top one for the pile!"
This proposition was declined, and Raymond
Kept falling in his wagers until the manager
finally matched the actor for a quarter and won
it. 1t is said that Raymond has lost o big pile
of money at mis- ~favorite sport. His matching on
a big scale in San Francisco one season is re-
ported to have cost him &c. 00. He has q
standing offer to match any man living for any
thing from % cents to $500.
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A Troublesome "simon."
Boston Herald.

BOstOn HtTaIu.
A Boston lady who has been a resident of Ber-
lin for several years, tells a good story of a Ger
man countess who bears o name which has
made all Europe tremble in its boots many
q time and oft. This parsonage holds a lit
tie court in Berlin, where she is always
surrounded by the creme of the aristocracy, and
her hospitality is eagerly sought by strangers
who belong to the liou-hunting order of society.
Like most Of the nobility, she Is extremely OBJ
stinate and self-opinionated, but. like some
other mortals Of less exalted rank,
she has q slight physical weakness which
10 manifested by a pearly drop at
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gone ont Of her. Butch, Franeis-if this is
| true
'aTruei" roared Francis. 'sOf course ips
| true!o
better send after hint He-he can't catch that
train! What was he going to do II he didn't
| catch It'll"
He declared that he should take q team and
drive overto Evanston. But don't believe he will
do such q foolbardy thing. His life is tooprecious
to those girls of his to risk it that way. Butt
don't know-he is q wonderfully determined
always carries out what he under
takes. If he should drive"
In that single coat, with no wraps or hot
soapstones, and this wicked weather-it's two
below zero now. On, Francis. let Teddy put
the horses right in and overtake him, and at any
rate carry him your big cloak and some rugs,
and IT he must go, let him have our close car
riage"-all in q breath.
Its no use now, anything of the sort. He's
too far off to be caught. Whoever drives Kirke
has to drive like the son of Nimshi. Teddy is
off on his holiday, besides; and Patrick's cold Is
too bad for him to venture it. No, he's a man
grown, and must direct himself
He had only fifteen minutes, said Mrs Louie
under her voice.
"What!" said Francis. WHAT Then you and
Flossy Venning have killed him"
They had indeed. That night a team that had
been jolting, and bounding, and twisting over
the long frozen turnpike for two hours and more
stopped at Colonel Evans's door and n man, who
had oeen breathing the bitter blasts or the rasp-
ing air for all that time, and coughing and
strangling with the prolonged s%tingine as every
frozen inhalation plowed its way through fire,
chilled now to the marrow. and covered with the
cold sweat of his effort for breath, dragged him
self out and went in at the opening door.
How warm was the soft atmosphere of the
wealthy house, sweet with its spicy fire and
blooming flowers, and dazzling were the lights!
Were these women. kind women. these fair
shapes about hint Were these walls about him,
or parts of shining ami receding spaeef Was
this the end! II have come" he tried to say.
and fell heavily forward into the chair1that some
one had wheeled to receive him. 1t was the end,
indeed. His mouth was full of blood. He strug-
gled for that last breath, and was gone.
"Flossy Venning killed him" said Francis af-
terward, with that reckless tongue of hers.
that never stopped to fad the truth or falsehood
of it ALL" He never said a word Of Louie's
share. "Flossy Venning killed him with II
little talk just as much as if she had done it
with a knife!!n