Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-10-28

from tho sarcastic remark: zone may
know from your kiss that your gin rs tx-
ceilentn
petruchio gave his bride kiss Of enor-
nous caliber. We are told that he exist
hen lips with such u olamerous smack,
that at the parting all the church echoed.n
The kiss given by the Duchess OF
Deyonshire TO butcher, for hts vote,
has almost worldwide reputation The
outcher was bold and Ingenious enough TO
demand kiss es the price OF his vote.
IL was gracefully given, and the kissee
became known as the butcher Steele who
kissed the duchess. na thus increased
his trade and gained historic fame.
should like to know the opinion Of the
duchess as to the difference in the flavor
OF dukes kiss and butchers.
II Is related that Voltalre was once
kissed In theater by the beautiful
Countess dc Vlllars. The pittites, In
their enthusiasm for the great writer,
compelled her TO give him the salute.
Almost Every Que has heard Of the first
kiss given by Dominic Brown to his
sweetheart Janet, after courtship Of
seven years,
One evening as they sat together in the
customary solemn silence, Mr.. Brown
/ NOAAnkN hlN Nhlus Nv y law
been acquainted now for seven years, and
I've meier gotten a kiss yet. Dive think
/ might TAX yam, my bonnie girl ~
"Just as you like, John; only be becom-
| Ing wi It,"
"Surtly, Janet, Wen ask blessing,
For what we are about 20 receive, Lord
make us truly thankful
The kiss was taken, and the worthy
divine, overpowered by the blissful sensa-
ton, rapturously exclaimed, 20, Janet,
IL Is GUIDE. Wen return thanks,h
Six months afterwards they were mar
ried
Every one remembers the famous kiss
imprinted by Mr.. Bundle on the "chaste
nosen Of Mrs. Corney, and the still more
famous kiss applied to the lips, OF Mary
the pretty housemaid, by Sam Weller
The latter event IL thus amusingy des-
crlbed In "Plck 8ick:n
"Get your hat SAM said Mr.. Pick.
wick.
''Its below stairs, sir" sali Sam, and
he ran down after IL,
Now there WAS nobody 10 the kitchen
but the pretty housemaid, and as SANS
hat Yves mislaid he had 70 look for II, ant
the pretty nousemaid lighted him. They
had to look all over the place for the hat
The pretty housemaid, In her anxiety Il
hed IL, went down on her knees, anC
turned over ali the things that were
heoped together ia little corner by the
door 1t was an awkard corner. Yot
couldn't get at 1t without shutting tb'
door first.
"Here IL is" said the pretty housemalt
"this is IL, amt itfn
aLet me look" eaid Sam.
The pretty nousemaid had stood the
candle on the floor. As II gave very
I'm light Sam was obliged to 90 down on
his knees before he could see whether II
really was his own hat or not. II was q
remarkable small corner, and soft was
n0body's fault bnt The mans who built
the house--Sam aud the housemaid were
necessarily very close together.
eyes, this IL It," said Sam. "Good'
byei"
"Good-bye,m said the pretty housemaid
"Goud.bye," said Sam; and as he said
it he dropped the hat that had cost 50
much trouble In looking for.
"Ho awkwardlyou urc, ''said the pretty
housemaid. "You'll lose II again II you
don't take care"
SO Just TO prevent his losing 1t agar
she put 1t on for him. Whether 1t wac
the pretty housemaid's face looked
prettier stlll when 1t was raised toward
SAINTS, or whether IL was the Academia
consequences Of their being so near Y
each other is matter Of uncertainty t
! this day; but Sam kissed her.
"You don't mean TO say you did tina
on purposefn said the pretty housemaiS
blushlng.
mo, didn't them" said Sam, "but
viii now" So he kissed her again,
"Ssmin said Mr.. Pickwick, calling
over the benisters.
"Coming, SIR" replied Sam, running
upstairs.
'"How long you have beenl" said Mr.
I Plckwick.
"rhere was something behind the doc
which prevented our getting II open TO
ever so long, sir" replied Sam.
And this was the FIRST passage OF Mr.
! WellnrlA frat Lowe