Morning journal and courier., 1886-06-18
JUDGMENT.

Judgment, lumber and loifed eggs need to be seasoned before using. - DanyilIe Breeze.
 An essay contest can be very properly called a skull race.-Pittsburg Chronicle
 Telegraph.
 Never put off bill until tomorrow that you can put off until next month.-Phlla- delphia Call.
 Anarchists are not particularly honest, and yet we do not believe one of them would take bath, even if it were left out over night.-Puck.
 We see a lengthy article going the rounds of the papers headed 'tHow to Manage
 Wife" We didn't read it; no use.-Ken- lucky State Journal.
 sAh," said Jekobus, taking his friends
 baby, Che has got his mothers eyes-and
 my hair,n he added, as the youthful prodigy
 grabbed him by the foretop.-Tid Bits.
 A local paper in Virginia chronicles that
 mosquitoes are very thick this spring. We never saw very thick mosquito, nor do we fear one of that sort. The sting's the thing, wherswith he jabs while lowering on the wing.-Phila. Call.
 | Champoireau is sometimes absent minded. The other day he had his hair cut, and when the operation was completed he regarded himself in the mirror. ''You have got 1t too short" he said to the barber, and he seat ed himself again in the chair. French Pa per.
 ssThat reminds me of the way Johnnie thanked his papa for taking him to the cir cus," said Warsaw. 'Nov, Johnnie, you had real nice time this afternoon, didn't youg' "Yes, papa" 'WeIl, what do you say to papa for taking you9' "L-l-let's go again, pa."-Tidbits.
 We notice a dispatch in the Democrat | headed 'tFound by the Roadside" It is l indeed an accommodating roadside that will go out deliberately and find person. We suggest that few roadsides be engaged on | the Rochester police force to hunt out the burglars that have been stealing pantaloons and other bric-a- -brac in the Ninth ward Rochester Post Express.
 :sSo Pompeii was destroyed in the spring, was it2' observed De Wiggs, glancing up | from his paper. "Does it say so therea" asked Le Diggs. ''It says that the form of man on his hands and knees has been found in | the ruins." "How does that show that it was in the spring the city was destroyedf" ! ''Why, he was evidently tacking down the
 carpets after the spring house cleaning. ."- Pittsburg Chronicle.
 Speaking of heavy rains," remarked one farmer to another on Bank street yesterday, l ''reminds me of one we had last spring. l put barrel out in the yard, bung up, and | it was filled with rain water through the bung in just ten minutes by the watchl' ''That's nothing" said farmer No. 2. "1 put barrel in my yard with both heads | out It rained so hard and the water went 1 through the bunghole so fast that it could l not run out, and consequently overfowed at | the bung." The farmers saIuted each other and drove on.--New London Telegraph. A little man in red shirt and blue pan ! taloons was gallantly ushered into the police ! station yesterday. He wished to let every | body know his exact condition, and insisted l that he was full, tanked up, boozed. s'You
 know what mean" he managed to say while
 vainly endeayoring to keep his legs. "4'm 1 just 'twix and tween, not drunk as billed
 owl, but drunknuf to feel bully" and he
 sank into chair. Something was on his
 mind, however, and staggering up to an of ficer, he said: eff you met man what
 looks like me in the street you just club i'm
 and put i'm in the jug-same's you done
 with ne, and eerVe i'm right, too." And with this last effort he toppled over into the land of dreams.-Galveston (Texas) News.