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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

Mr.. ID. H. Barnaby, of owego, N. Y, says
that his daughter was taken with violent cold
which terminated with pneumonia, and all the
best physians gave the case up and said she
could live but a few hours at most She was
in this condition when friend recommended
DR. VIM HALLS BAISAM FOR THE LUNGS,
and advised her to try it She accepted it as a
last resort and was surprised to find that it
produced a marked change for the better, and
by persevering in its use a cure was effected.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Scholastic.

Speaking of school stories, / went to
school myself once, and one day when
visitors were present the teacher
thought he would show off the spelling
and defining class. Things went on
we'll until the word singular" was
given out. There Seemed to be diver
sity of opinion as to the meaning OF
the word, one saying it meant one
thing and another another, until the
teacher, by the way of throwing light
upon the matter. asked;
"Now, if l should say man was a
singular man, what should l mean ?"
whereupon q bright boy shouted, "A
man that didn't have any wife"
A teacher asked one of her pupils the
other day to give her the sum OF five
and six
"'Leven," was the reply.
"You shouldn't say leven,' she said.
"Say eleven always. Next boy, how
many are five and seven?"
@E-twelve!" was the prompt reply.
This must prove that Gen. Walker
is right when he says that our public
school children learn logic rather than
numbers in their study of arithmetic. =
Louisville COttrier-Journal.
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The Isle of June.

"What is the most beautiful place
that you have ever visited ?" asked n
lady of an old English naval officer.
New Providence; in the Bahamas"
was the answer. To this view many
as the island is popularity called from
its principal town, is one of the most
beautiful gardens of the sea.
Columbus, who visited the island
during his first voyage, called it Fer
nandia, and Ponce de Leon thought
that he had found here the earthly
Paradise. An old English adventurer
named it New Providence, and tourists
of recent years called it the Isle of
June, because the winter months are
like June in the temperate zones.
Nassau is the capital of the Bahamas.
1t is place of old sea romances,
from the dramatic pirates to the
blockade runners. English naval Off
GERS, worn with service, are often sent
here to recruit. England holds it to
be one of her most health giving re-
treats.
The island is some twenty-one miles
long and seven wide, and is famous for
its cocoanut trees and pineapple farms.
The winter market of Nassau is one of
the most wonderful in the world, as in
it are found all the products of the
tropics, together with those of the
temperate zones. Mr.. Frank Stock
ton, in magazine article on the Isle
of june" once gave list of the fruits
to be found there, an amazing catalogue
of familiar and Unfamiliar names II
is also famous for green turtles, and
the sea is as prolific in food as the land
in fruits.-YolIthS' Companion.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

While at work in the garden heard
quite "quacking" of ducks and splash
ing of water, so much SO that / con-
cluded to investigate. found mother
duck with brood of four or five young
on the water, while above were two
large hawks endeavoring to make their
dinner off the brood. The mother duck
would gather the little ones under the
thickest underbush and make fight As
best she could, tapping her wings and
quacking, or rather s1uealing, while
the hawks above seemed wholly intent
on their prey. You should have seen
the apparent gratitude shown by the
mother when / shot and killed one of
the persistent hawks, soaring the other
away. The firing of my gun did not
alarm her at all, for she swan off
auacking lowly, as though commend
ing me for my timely aid.-Tardres
Herald
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Moved to Tears.

"John?"
ayes, dear"
do you remember coming home last
night and asking me to throw you an
assorted lot of key-holes out of the
window, so that you might find one
large and steady enough to get your
latch-key IMP"
eyes, dear"
"And do you remember the night be-
fore how you asked me to come down
and hold the stone steps still enough
for you to step on?"
"ies. dear"
"And the night before that, how you
tried to jump into the bed as it passed
your corner of the room?"
"Yes, dear"
"And still another night, when you
carefully explained to me that no man
was intoxicated as long as he could lie
down without holding on, and then at
tempted to 60 to bed on perpendicu-
lar WALTZ
"Yes, DEAR"
"John, do you realize that you have
come home sober but two nights in the
past week?"
"Have /, dear?"
"That's all, and you ought to be
ashamed of yourself, too. The idea of
man of your age But, John,
why, you're crying. There, there, dear,
1 didn't mean to be too severe. After
all, you did come home sober two
nights"
Eyes, that's what makes me feel so
bad"
And then the meeting adjourned
Chicago Rambler
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Origin of Mr.. Dude.

A fable: An estimable old ground
hog wishing to ascertain the opinions
of the neighbors about himself, had a
bogus congestive chill, and, falling on
the ground, pretended to be dead. He
was buried the following day, but
scratched his way out of the grave and
went in disguise to hear his own funeral
sermon preached. The discourse was
so complimentary that the grounding
was pulled up with vanity, and, having
bought cane and an eye-glass. he be-
came dude. Moral This fable teaches
the danger of fattery.-Life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Our Worst Enemies.

Next 20 our vices, are our follies. Among them
is the imperiling OF future bodily comfort, and
the average tenure Of life 10 which persons OF
moderately good constitutions are presumably
entitled, by imprudence in eating and drinking,
and the reckless use OF drugs. 1t is ono OF the
happy capabilities of Hossetter's Stomach Bit
tiers that IL can repair damages thus inflicted.
When the blood is thin and watery, tho bowels
out Of order, the complexion and tongue both
giving evidence OF biliousness. there is n neces-
sity for repairs upon tho human tenement OBJ
vious enough % startle it's possessor. A course
Of the Filters, the abandonment of "drugging
for relief, and n common sense diet and mode of
the better. What quinine for fever and ague,
and mercury for biliousness aud constipation.
won't do. the Bitters will. IL also relieves rheu-
matism and neuralgia, and inactivity OF the
kidneys.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
DANIEL WEBSTER once wrote. aft

DANIEL WEBSTER once wrote, after
continued provocation, to the editor of
a newspaper which referred to his pri-
vate affairs, and especially to his not
paying his debts. He said, substan-
italy: at is true that have not al
ways paid my debts punctually, and
that owe money. One cause of this is
that have not pressed those who owe
me. AS an instance of this, 1 inclose
your fathers note made to me thirty
years ago for money loaned him to ed
ucate his bows"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Snake Venom.

The quantity of poison conveyed in
the fangs of venomous snakes appears
to be very small, but of very powerful
quality. DIR. Vincent Richards, of
Bengal, mentions a kraft which gu ckly
killed three men and seriously poisoned
a fourth by bites given in rapid success
sion. He est mates that the reptile
carried eight grains of liquid venom in
its poison glands, which are smaller
than those of the cobra.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage, expressage, and % carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite
Grand Central Depot
6l3 rooms, fitted up at a cost Of one million
dollars, 81 and upwards per day. European
plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the
best Horse cars, stages. and elevated rail
road 10 all depots. Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at
any other first class hotel in the city,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
A Most Liberal Oner

THE voLTAIC BELT Co, Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated VoLTAIC BELTS
and Electric Appliances on thirty days trial to
any man afflicted with Nervous Debility, Loss
Of Vitality, Manhood, etc. illustrated pam
phlets in sealed envelope with full particulars,
mailed free Write them at once
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
A GLASGOW physician tells of a pa

tlent who was troubled with foul
eructations, the odor of the gas coming
from his stomach being disagreeable to
himself and all about him. Once his
breath caught fire from a lighted match
coming near the mouth; doubtless due
to the development of carburetted
hydrogen in very disordered stomach.
Now that the country is so prolific in
useful gas wells, mems stomachs can be
devoted to better purposes than de-
veloping their own illuminating gas
DIR. Foote's Health Monthly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
The Children.

/ know that sweet child is the
sweetest thing in nature, not even ex-
cepting the delicate creatures that bear
them. Charles Lamb.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
LIFE PRESENTER.

If you are losing your grip on life try wells
Health Remover" Goes direct to weak spots.
Great Appetizer, and aid to Digestion, giving
strength to stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

MEN call il fortune when they know
not the cause, and thus worship their
own ignorance changed into q deity
MefastdsiO.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

DON'T enter the parlor with muddy boots;
you may be taken for a carpet-cleaner anx-
ious for work.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
ROUGH ON RATS

Cures all Kidney Affectat ons, Scalding, Irrita
tons, Stone, Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder 8
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The true secret of success is merit This is
so with Red Star Cough Cure, a purely vege-
table compound, entirely free from opiates,
poisons and narcotics, and which has re-
ceiyed the public endorsement of physicians
and chemists everywhere Twenty five cents
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
HEART PAINS.


Papitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness, In
! digestion, Headache. Ague, Liver and Kidney
| Complaint Sleeplessness cured by" Wells He alth
Remover" Elegant Tonic for Adults or children.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
BED-BUGS. FLIES.
RUCHIr-PAIBA.

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, water-bugs
moths, rats mice, sparrows, jack rabbits gophers
chipmunks cleared out by Rough ON Rats l5c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
THIN PEOPLE.

@Wells' Health Remover" restores health, and
visor cures Dysp spsin Malaria, Impotence, Merry
| GUS Debility Consumption, Wasting Diseases,
\ Decline. 1t has cured thousands, Will cure you.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

SOME men are like eggs. You can't tell
whether they are good or bad until they are
broke
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

GALL flesh is grass" but some people
display more greenness than others.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

AYERS Ague Cure is warranted sure cure
for all malarial disorders.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

THE beneficial results produced by the use of
Halls Hair Remover are wonderful
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

MRS. Brown says her husband is
such a blunderer that he can't even
try on a new boot without putting his
foot in it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

clears out rats, MICE reaches, flies, ants, bed
bugs, vermin, water bugs, skunks- l5c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
Mem mu,t work and women weep.

so runs the world awayl"
But they need not weep so much IL they
use DIR. Piercc's "Favorte Prescript on,
which cures all the painful maladies pecul-
lar 10 women. Sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

The Vice President of the City Brewery.
Mr.. j. Helmus, of Louisville, KY, was en-
tirely cured in one week of a severe attack
of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10
~BIood VIII Tell. ~

Yes. the old adage is right. but IL the liver
10 dis rdercd and the blood becomes thereby
corrupted. the bad blood will tell in dis
eases OF skin and throat, In tumors and
ulcers, and In tubcrcles In the lungs (nrst
stages OF consumption even although the
subject be descended In a straight line from
Richard Ceur de Lion. or the nobest Roman
of them all. For setting the liver I'm order
no other medicine in the world equals Dr.
Plerce's Golden Medical Discovery" Try
It, and your "blood will tell' the story OF its
wonderful efficacy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

ONE greasing with Frazer Axle Grease will last
two weeks, ali others two TO three days. Try it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

Rough on COrns' hard or soft corns, bunions. l5c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

1T is the man with dark beard who
never saws dye
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

Ask your shoe and hardware dealers for
Lyons Heel Stiffeners; they keep boots and
shoes straight.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

BEST, easiest 10 use, and cheapest. Pisos
Remedy for Catarrh. BY druggists. soc.
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Wv wife was token sick with rheumatism.
The good effects OF Athlophoros were felt
with the first dose, and after twenty-four
hours, use all pain had disappeared. After
using one bottle she could sit up. l. X.
Stricklin, Raleigh, Ill.
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A Cure of Pneumonia.

aRough on Toothache. Instant relief. l5c.
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Perfection is attained I'm DIR. sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
"ANo how old are you, my little man?"
"Im not old at all; I'm nearly newI"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1886-06-10

A sNow-PLow is like q bad habit-a
good thing TO cut adr'tt
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q Serene Old Age

Is coveted by all. Many are
the people, in many lands, who
attribute their excellent health,
in advanced age, to the use OF
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
Crazed by Labor Talk.

Charles Is. johnson, of 2y70 A mber
street, Philadelphia, who was arrested
ON Monday for destroying hi, house
hold furniture aud attempting to in
jure ais wife, was examined yesterday
by Police Surgeon French, ami pro-
nouncsd insane. AS be bad consid
cradle property he was helA to await
the appointment Of guardian By the
court. johnson has Il shirt store at
Fanktord avenue anu Deal streets,
but WAS formerly an employee In tho
print dyeing esti 5lishment OF James
Morton 81 Co., Richmond and Tioga
streets, and was thought by the men
there TO be Of unsolnd mind.
He belonged to the Knights CT Labor
and would talk upon political and SO
cial problems wheneve he could find
any one to listen to him Hs was the
organizer OF the attem pied tariff de-
moDstration in the Academy of Music
few weeks ago, and the failure Of that
uc4ertSSing disturbed lis mental
equilibrium still! further.
Or oue or two occasions he had threat
ened his wife with violence, ard on
Sunday evening refused Ter al Emission
to the house. Shs returned to her moth
er's house on Stella Avenue and or
Monday swore out q warrant for his ar
rest Before leaving his house Johnson
posted the follow wing notice: "It emmy
tresBsssers are cAut stealing they will
be Delt accordiu g to Lave" His pro-
perty is said to conbist of SLIGO deposit.
ed In the Ninth National Bank and q
couple Of houses in Con shohoc gen.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21

8. b, Canaan was arraigned before
Judge Cum minis tn s morning charged
with being drunk and disorderly, and
was sentenced to pay fine of 50 and
costs.
William Cummins, a email colored
boy, was charged with stealing two sil-
yer watches and S1.10 in money from
James w. Elliott, of No 506 Poplar
street, and was com nitted IN default of
800 bail for court.
Emma Virginia Shaw Jones, ar
rested by Officer Welsh on Nancy street
while creating = disturbance by cursing
an Italian, was fined IS al d costs.
Charles Barker and Danisl Dugan,
two young men, Engaged in fight last
night al Seventh and Lombard streets,
and made 30 much noise that they
woke Chief Of Police Dougherty, who
lives on Eighth street near Lombard,
when he arose, and going out, arrested
them. This morhing Judge Cummins
imposed fAe Of 90 and costs on each.
Wilmer Clark, y b. Cannsr and j ohm
Berry, colored, were charged by War
rem Harper with having violated the
market ordinance by selling peaches,
potatoes and other produce en- Fourth
street west Of King street. The first
named YVES represented by Harry
Sharpley, Esq, and at his request the
hearing was continued until the first
Monday In August.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
Protesting Against a Pardon.

HARRISBURG, July 20.-Rufus L
Shapley, OF Philadelphia, appeared before
the Board of Pari0ns this afternoon and,
in the name of his client, named Donert,
protested against the pardon OF William
II. and Louis j. Ladner, In the County
Prison for embezzlement while doing
business as brokers Mr.. Shapley said
Donert had lost ST. 900 by the failure
OF the Ladners, and he was satisfied that
hundreds of the victims knew nothing OF
the application for pardon until they saw
1t In the newspapers.
He said that tine Ladncrs had fifty
nine bills against them, and he presented
the board with list Of fifty Fla untricd
cases, asserting that the prisoners had
been tried on three Of the smaller ones
and received sentence they merit,d. If
they are pardoned now they will escape
trial on the remaining ffty-six bills.
Secretary Stonger asked If a pardon of
the prisoners prevented trial Of the
other eases. "rhe board wcll know"
answered Mr.. Shapley, "that it would be
difficult to secure d conviction II pardon
were granted" A letter was presented
from District attorney Graham stating
that the conviction Of the Ladners was
proper and the sentence Il moderate one.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
- - -
TrAin MreckeTs ArreItali

Six men are in jail a. W. and tte,
kansas, charged with having wrecked
Missouri P&:ifio freight train, near
that place, on tho morning Of a phil % Ii,
during the strike, BY The wreck two
tra!u men were killed. The alleged
wreGktrs are members OF the EIecutlye
Board of the Local Lodge Of the
kpiEtte Of Labor. and Hamilton, the
man sba is represented as tue ring.
Leader il tho crime, is CHARM AL OF the
Boarl The prisoners are George II
Hsmilt0n, recently a npecial policeman;
Robert Gters, Mike Leary, Erred. New.
port, car lepsifer, q. j. Lloyd, also a
car rrpa!rer, and william Vossen, en-
ployee Of an ice irm, BY geeretly got.
ting iuto the confidence OF the Knights
a Labor, Thomas Fur!onF, detective
of - Gould railroad system, has sue
oeeced In getting the coniession Of
Lloyd, and II is upon this the arrests
were made.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
Tho Mexican or;bieas.

GALVESTON, Tex July "a M
cial from Laredo says. 'l0telse e ii, J,
ment prevails on tie Mexican s!ls Y Y
the Rio Graade concerning Iae S'''u ! y; y
the revolution which has uLokfu g 'a,a \
the State Of Tamsu!ipat ~ IS s sI,.is
that the revolutions WIN pI ,D,sys
pronounce to day in the EFlL2'F'' P''
of MatamoIas " ,.,,s aisI
sr. LOUIS, July e. Ii'vuu srico,]
patch received at New La'el' .Mln 'n
Monday, reports that a fsal i and anal
at Matamoras; Me1is1, h2lY ,a.r "a.
that great e1ciiemel. plCEs .,, 's gtsico!
A telegram from Ma'an0 iss, -T S,oIopel
says: at is reported t'' s. tas' I rOvoIu.
Hernadez has csptu'td iltee l, ' htolio
tionists, among them nc i.,'uP' hat ths
Con zslez, whom he executed ya, C Tho
report is not given nuee c'egtr ,,t hen iss
prieoners now htre have 1o' Wv -
shot"
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
Saved by IA Brave Girl.

TAUNTON, Mass, July 20 The
bravery and GOODNESS of Miss Lillian
Walker, a 16 year old daughter OF n
y. Walker, saved the IFS of Mrs.
Albert Cummings, of Berkeley, this
afternoon. Miss Walker was rassiu 4
along the river road near the Berkeley
bridge when she saw Mira CumminRs
who was appare ntly demeutsd, walk
deliberately down the river bank and
into the water. Fastening to tae shore,
the girl ,,,a1 the woman What ths was
going to do.
81 am going to drown nlyse +, replied
Mis-. Cummings taxing another ser
toward deep water
Realizing the situation q, onoe, Misc
Walker rushed into tie waglr, aud
Selling the crazy woman tried 10 g.,
her ashore. The wouli be suicide sIng
gled violently and twice broke sway
from the girl, bu5 Miss Lillian cluug u
her pluck.iy, calling tor help. E Mre
Crane. living Ieaf by, hsagd her cries
and coming % ilsr Assistance aided hei
TO get tie woman 30 sEora She had
nsra2=G by this time to get into deel
water ana the two woneh had 10 rils
their livse to reach her. She was irheu
sib.e when. r. scue3, but WIZ recover
Family troubles hsG driven her iusaue
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-07-21
messaros Going West.

The Philadelphia Press 10 day says:
Rev. Waldo Messaros has parted with
his long hair and had his mustache
trimmed. He left last evening for an
extended trip through the West. Speak
ing to reporter Of the recent course OF
the grand jury in poatponiDg action Oh
the bill containing the charges of i'm
proper conduct preferred against him
ny Mrs. G. W. Couiston, no said he W ~
perfectly prepared TO stand trial, He
was DESTROYS thSt DR.. Butcher, a wit
ness for the prosecution, who, be under
stood, bad gone away until the latter
part OF Decsmbsr, should BIZ examined.
He also predicted developments inside
Of two months which woald place him
in proper light In q community where
to use his words; 81 am respected,
vtneratod and hated"
MIS- Couiston returned yesterday
from Media, where she had been to
consult with Eiitor Joseph Chadwick,
of the Delaware County Record, IN 70
gard 20 ser, ain information ia mis- pos
session concerning MIR. Messaro,' former
lie lad character.