St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-14

on the people at fairs and stock shows, ana
before the next election it is proposed to have
one of these busts in every county in the
United States. This is new danger for the
republic to face.
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A popular resort for young ladies-Look-
ing Glass, Neb.
A good many impatient Democrats are
wondering why Cleveland doesn't put Demo-
crat in charge of the postoffice at ST. Paul.
Have they ever stopped long enough to think
that perhaps that old and well-known STUN
bling block, senatorial courtesy" has some
thing to do with it. Postmaster Day and Sem
ator Mcmillan are brothers-in-law, and neither
is anxious for q change.
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A coal dealer at Albert Lea went to John
Lovely, q short while before the election, and
solicited an order for his winters supply of
fuel. Mr.. Lovely did not give the order, but
replied: ''Sir, expect to purchase my coal
cheaper in Washington than l can in Albert
Lea
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The lurd top-knot of Symes, of Colorado,
will, it seems, continue to illuminate the halls
of congress, and Rev. Reed will
DdVC TO stay III HOIlC dEO lOOh dllOI
his flock. However, it is pleasant
to know that Colorado will not be left in
total darkness when Symes departs. The
brilliant red head OF Jim Bedford will shine
out like light house, to dispel the gloom in
the valleys and shed bright radiance on the
mountain sides. What grand thing 1t is for
a state to possess two such illustrious men
with such iliustreous hair.
farmer who called on Congressman Gil
fillan few days ago, says he reminded him
of a man just aftera frost who had rushed
out into the woods and gorged himself with
persimmons, not one in ten of which was
ripe.
J. Monfort, of the Windsor, has the
reputation of being one of the best hotel
men in the country. and also one of the most
popular. 1t is well-known truism that if
man lives on the fat of the land, and eats
daily the very best the market affords-well
cooked and nicely served-his essence of sat
isfaction and supreme delight will gradually
ooze out through the pores of his head until
he becomes absolutely nude on top and all of
his hair disappears.
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tenth and last story, and it is long distance
from the ground to the top. 1t is the inten-
ton to locate the editorial rooms on the roof.
People with grievance who come up to see
the editor, and then insult him, need not
tarry long TO argue about it. They can come
down a great deal quicker than they can go
up-it being calculated that the return trip
can be made in about three seconds.
The notes of preparation for the change Of
the state administ alton are already floating
on the air. The Long Prairie Leader records
the fact that ]. D. Jones, the clerk-elect of the
supreme court, has sold his family COW TO
E. Porter. 1t is presumed that Mr.. Jones
will have no use for COW when he comes to
st. Paul. He will obtain the necessary susie
nance from the public teat.
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The mule bearing the special courier of the
Minneapolis Tribune, bringing in the returns
from Itasca county, passed through Oak
Spring, Anoka county, last night at 8:37
oc clock. If the mule holds out the Tribune
will publish the full returns-from special
sources-on Monday morning.
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Prince Waldemar's father may be holy
terror, head and shoulders above the ordinary
parent on the male side-and if so that &C
counts for it. But it is safe to say that there
is not boy in St. Paul over fifteen years Of
age whose papa would be allowed TO have any
thing to say about it ii his son was rendered
kingly crown. The boy would simply say to
the old man: 'Get out, this is none of your
picnic! and he would go straight away and
take his seat upon the throne. There is such
a thing as iial respect and obedience VIII en-
your papa says you cannot go swimming or
fishing. but no parental interference will be
tolerated when royal honors are at stake.
IT.
1t is time to draw the line. Rev. DR.. Sam
pie, of Minneapolis, is about to be called to
New York to take charge of church there.
This is getting to be trife monotonous.
Reverend gentlemen from the East
come out into the glorious climate
of Minnesota to get braced up. They inhale
the glorious ozone; get fresh energy and am
biliou into their marrow bones; brighten
themselves up by intercourse with a shrewd
aud clever people; live on the fat of the land;
get big salaries, and then, just as their con-
gregations get them educated up to the point
where they are capable OF doing some good,
they fly the track and head for the East
again. The Northwestern people wont stand
this forever. If the influx of ministers who
have such designs continues, steps will be
taken to checkmate them. Unless they give
a good and sufficient bond, agreeing to remain
for at least ten years-if not sooner released
bv the congregatOns-the will have to take
rooms at Ministerial home, which it is pro-
posed to establish, where they will have to
pay for everything they get as long as they
stay out here. We cannot afford to allow the
poop of the East the benefit of our ozone
and our socet, unless there is some satsfac-
tory reciprocation or recOmpenSe.
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And now comes denial (second-hand) that
Charlie Gilman is a candidate for United
States senator. 1t will be remembered that
Mr. Gilman gave his solemn assurance that
his influence would be industriously exerted
in behalf of McGill in the Fifth district
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The question as to whether Minnesota is q |
doubtful state is just now the subject of
fruitful discussion in the newspapers OF |
course there is wide difference of opinion. |
Mr.. McGiil certainly thinks it is. while Mr.. |
Blaine thinks it is not. Defeated Republican |
congressional candidates, Giltillan, Herbert |
and Lovely don't just exactly know what to |
think about it. Editor Wheelock agrees with |
Blaine Hon. Michael Doran laughs at the |
idea. DR.. Ames believes there is no doubt of |
it. In this dilemma what Is one TO do |
about it?
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