St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-13

last horses and he takes spin behind his
flyer each evening.
Ansel Oppenhem cultivates his pedes-
trian powers by walking to his place OF
business every morning.
Gerhard Wilrich devotes his leisure mo-
ments to cultivating his voice.
w. II. Bucklew, the well-known singer,
says that some musicians don't tumble
when they are being guyed. And apropos
of this he relates a good encore story.
George c. Armstrong. cashier in the au-
ditOrs Office of Minnesota ~ Northwestern
railroad. is cultivating n classical curl to his
mustache, and he is said to be a great IA
Vorite with the ladies.
Capt. NJ. J. O'ConnOr is an intelligent
patron of Thespis, and he is on hand When
ever a good play is announced.
Mike Cumming has started kennel for
the breeding OF bird dogs at White Bear
lake.
They held an election at White Bear vii
lage the other day. and the local mOguls
were worked up TO fever heat over the con-
test. Joe Miller ran for one of the offices,
and he says that while he had to do some
tall rustling he got there just the same.
Col. Robertson says that most Of the talk
about cheap and good wines in Europe is
humbug. and that as a rule the tipple fur
John IL. WiilOughby can tell pretty
good story but he can't shake the little cubes
worth 4 cent.
To Lover of Nature-YOur poem on
''the dappled mead with daisies pied has
been received. We don't know much about
that kind of mead. as we always take GIN
ger ale in ours and as for the pie we don't
think daisies would make very substantial
menu for the average h0mey-handed son OF
toil-pumpkn pie being rich enough for us.
Your lines have the aroma OF heart-foam
in them and certain poetic Jingle, espe-
cally as the landscape is just now covered
with snow. POultice your head, my boy,
as your case requires heroic treatment.
NJ. j. OBTien, the silk hat expert, at
tributes his good looks and rotundity par
ticularly, at least, to the chicken croquettes
served at the Ryan lunch-room.
SignOr Jannotta is somewhat partial to
certain grade of high-proof cheese.
Banker Crowley is cultiyatng his spring
sdebuTns.
Oh! the very wide pants with the spring,
tra-la,
They're relics of things that are gone,
They used to be thought just the thing,
tra-la.
Now sold, not penny they'd bring, tra-la.
For the dudes, the blamed things won't
put on,
Now the la-de-da boys when they're out or
the wing,
Wear high-water pants without wrinkle OF
spring,
Tra-la-la-la, etc.
Treasurer George Simons of the Crane
has attired his manly form in brand new
suit of spring clothing in honor of the APP
prooching engagement of Mary Anderson
Beach says he will be taken for the lttl
lady's business manager.
Tom McArdle feels like q millionaire
since he got his dividend from the Ander
son estate.
Peter Brown spends all his leisure time
in examining imported cloth.
Tim ReardOn is an admirable parliamen
tartan at the contractors meetings. Whel
Gushing was being trampled ruthlessly un
der foot, Mr.. Reardon ably came to his as
sistance.
Matt Breen remarked at the contractors
meeting. referring to the hardness Of som
present to sign the roll: IF it was pay
roll, there would be no necessity TO urge an
of YOU"
Charley Lauer says the less a man know
the more he wants to hear himself talk.
E. S. Farrell believes in the future o
West st. Paul, and advises all his friends
invest in that locality.
George j. Grant has a splendid tenC
voice. and sings Annie Laurie" with grei
JUNCTION.
The smart Aleck who started the receI
report about combination of architec
holding a meeting to boycott, ETC, had be
ter be in more cledtable business. Pc
haps he could enlghten people how to g
away from deputy sherlifs and cOnstables.
C. A. Wallmgford has added to his a
collection a painting of the Indian trapp'
who guarded the tower of the Third sire
carnival arch. Next to the arch itself, it
one Of the memories of the occasion tn;
should be preserved.
Cass Gilbert has some original ideas aboI
church architecture.
j. w. Stevens has become possessed of
new dog of very rare species. Mr.. Steyel
says he has pedigree.
Mr.. Agnew. the young contractor, is
veritable DemOsthenes. His eloquence
the contractors meeting was the theme
conversation after adjournment.
Archie DriScOll is one of the most pop
lar young men in the city, Said a IN
chanic the other day, referring to hin
There goes a perfect gentleman He W
go out of his way any time to do man
good turn or say good word for him.
p. T. Kavanagh always loes things
brown, and he is the prince Il good fellow
socially. One night this week he ente
tanned number OF gentlemen at a ca
party, and after the opera was over tn
sat down to an elegant banquet OF his ordt
ing.
''Anu tell =, papa, who is that pers
who always si,t\at the ladies' table at (
uptown hotel and who mamma said was
disagreeable busybody?"
THAT, my son, is what is called
masher He affects the society of MARI
ladies, and some day one of their husbar
will disfigure his organ of smell for his /
pertInence. Then he will be both lame a
harmless"
Charley Beach, the pasteboard taker W
guards the entrance to the grand. has bl
somed forth in fashionable Dunlap pl
hat. He says they come high. but that
his business they have TO have them.
Harry Klane the Bridge square chem
can roll billiard balls with as much skill
he uses in constructing pills.
A good many st. Paul people carry
favorable remembrance Of Herman CZl
owitz, formerly clerk in Lambie's Oh
store. Well, Herman took to the stage 6
has made successful actor. He is II
playing leading role in the Shadows
Great City," to be produced ere long
this city, his stage name being ID. ID
man.
Old lady coming out of the Grand at
the close of the performance of the Go
edy of Errors'-''I liked it all but the
let dancing; thing those girls with
mosquito netting around them W,
horrid."
Old party-''I saw enough of it when
ballet was over; the rest was kind of dzz
If that man could have been stabbed "
a look he would have persisted then
there.
Dear Mr.. Cut Out: "Why Is it that
never have anything to say about the lad