The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1886-09-01
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Is TIC man OF push anu 'llu'
The battle of life
Is but L strife,
And VIC MI must fight TO WIN.
Let US, then,
AS business men,
Proclaim TO all creation
That those arc wise
Who advertise
In every generation.
\ letter cf introduction.
Every bonnet has S'b' in 1t.
Proud tleSh-The naughty man.
\ gentleman of color-A painter.
\ worn glove is the image OF its paw.
\ man on skates is necessary slipshod.
The photographers song: wait till the
clouds roll by"
Ii is pleasant to know that oysters ''r' to
be unusually fine
Wives who arc always blowing up their
husbands arc domestic magazines.
When baby is born it is usually rcd,
but it soon becomes a little ycller.
Silver still holds its own in the way of
personal adornmcnt.
Roses, OF all other flowers, arc preferred
for table decoration.
II is not safe to back luck against hard
work for 4 long race.
Painting on glass is all the rage among
artistic young ladies.
The great study of politicians now a-days
is how to make a record.
Now is the time to give attention to
sewage and drainage.
1t is very English to go without your
owe: coat this weather.
The heaviest mash on record was when
truth was crushed to earth.
Good taste is the result Of judgment,
not of wit
4 blind man is very sympathetic. He
will never see anybody suffer.
\ Boston boy calls himself Compass, be-
cause he is boxed so often.
Fastidious men have every day canes
and an extra one for Sunday.
1t has been well said: eve take less
pains to be happy than to appear So"
Every dollar invested in permanent i'm.
provcmcnt is that much on interest.
The patriotic citizen who is ''in the hands
of his friends is now abroad in the land.
We hear much about the pipe of peace.
Is not the stove-pipe the pipe of quarrels:
Lawyers dress pretty well, notwithstand-
ing the fact that they occasionally lose a
suit.
The man who is a splendid listener in
company doesn't fall far short of being a
genius.
The man who advertiscs "How to be-
come rich usually lives in an attic and
exists on free lunches.
The bravest boy will quail when be ap-
pears in public for the first time after he has
had his hair cut by his mother.
The Boston girl never says ut is rain
ing p;tchforks. She says: 1T is raining
agricultural implements"
Who shall it be-" asks Chicago stock
yard poetess. We don't know, but who
ever he is he has our sympathy.
"Why do dogs have fcas?" young nat
uralist asks us. Dear boy, that's just what
iIlc liOSS ulC tIAiOuS w AuO".
Money and time are valuable; but a man
may be miserable with both when he has
more of either than he can spend.
Bangs having gone out of style among
Young ladies, the rolling-pin and wash
board begin to look more hopeful.
Some statesmen are continually putting
their cars to the ground to hear what pos
tcrity will say of them.
Acting CAPTAIN Newnham had the Eolun-
tccrs out last night for drill, preparatory
to the Lexington trip.
Why is woman deformed when she is
mending her stocking? Her hands arc
where her feet ought to be.
Telling the truth about it afterwards
does not make it right to cut down cherry
tree
\ Connecticut paper enriches the lam
Suag" with 'rccentmost. 1t means the
latest.
Mrs. Grundy says that people who are
s,,pcrstitious can never be induced to wear
pearls or garnctS.
Syracuse has bill collector named Child.
The people Of that city have Child among
them taking notes.
Mr.. Gladstones enemies in London de-
rive great pleasure from repeating these
four lines Of doggcrel:
The number of men who are disappointed
in love doesn't compare with the number
who are disappointed in marriage.
Twas at the tailors' convention where
the delegate arose and said that what the
country wanted was measures, not men.
Murder will out" declares the proverb,
and apparently in Connecticut the murderer
will out, too-out of the way of justice.
Many people contract disease simply
through the fear of it. The Imagination
has a wonderful influence on the human
body.
The Italians who come to this country
must have a strong attachment for their
native land. They bring so much of it
with them.
No musical man can ever claim the
proud distinction of being an American
composer until he has written 'Presi-
dents march.
Pushing the pencil is hard work Wien
you are quite three-fourths sick. But a
daily paper is like death and taxes-for it
knows 10 refusal.
Into power he comes the third time,
With projects so dark and so sinister,
That no longer we call him the Prime, .
But rather the Past-his-Prime Minister. .
Kissing through veil is allowed in Bos-
ton when women kiss each other. As such