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JACKSONVILLE, FLA, August 23.-A Tmes
Union SANFORD special says that fire this morn.
ing destroyed the new ice, factory there, Just
completed. LOsa, 100000 no insurance. Only
Q favorable wind prevented the destruction oi
the town.
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TO Cure Omcial Corrup

TO Cure Ohctal Corruption.
NAN OUT WEST APPLIES FOR A PATENT OF
A SINGULAR CHARACTER.
The following curious letter has been received
at the Patent office from u man living in
Dakota:
II respectfully request you to inform me what
it might cost to take out letters patent on a new
discovery of valuable, safe, sure, and infallibe
cure for official corruption, SO much needed at
present. My medicine have prepared in liquid
form, but seemingly no demand. now pro-
pose it dry in form OF powder that can be busted
on the floors OF Congress or left In the desk Of
the invalid affected with that dire malady eat
ing the vitals Of our beloved country. In Des
Moines land steal 1,2O2,O acres, stolen, no
compensation Whatever given, now tried TO be
compromised by q cOckatrice Senate bill incu-
bated in star chamber, galleries cleared, doors
closed, and baptized in open Senate February
11th, 1886. My medicine is free from mineral
substance, 1t is potent and pungent, being first
extracted by that mischievous potato bug 1
take equal parts of the hard shell and OF the
red bug-same family in its embryo state.
forward il free OF all charge OF application"
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PERSONS leaving the city can have THE STAR
mailed to them for any length of time, and the
address changed as often as desired. The sub
scriptiOn must be Invariably paid in advance.
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Oun w ooD MAsrrrA

TILES AND EIfkE1FIAOG FIXTURES
are selected from the productions Of principal
uacturers with much 70 meet the artistic tastes
Of this Market aud we believe we are offering greater
Inducements in the way Of extensive and Well-aT-
ranged stock aud low prices than dealer In any
city.
HAYWARD 4 HUTCHINSON.
l2A eth street.
BUTCHERS BOSTON POLISH Tor floors Il Just
what you want Our sales Ia thus article are now
double that Of any previous yeax. Tvs
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kilograms to The Star.
THE YACHT RACE TO-DAY.
RUIN AND DEATH IN TEXAS.
DesOlatiOn in the Track Of the Storm
RUSSIA LORD OF THE BALKANS.

STREET CAR STRIKE IN NEW YORK.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1886-08-23

TEx~ LUMBER.
REDUCTION IN HARDWOODS.
having just received upwards OF 1000 feet Of Dry
Poplar. will offer for ten days
es Nc. l. dressed two sioes, So per 1OOn-
"a No. 1, dressed two sides, 50. 80 per lOOn
o. Sd, dressed two sides, Sd IS per 1OOh
Also,
Dry4-4 Walnut, No. l, dressed, SIS per loon.
Dry "A Cherry, No. !, dressed Sc, SO per 100 #
Dry A. 5-4 and Ga ASH No l. dressed, So rs per
100 it.
These are the lowest prices offered by any
yard in this city for the quality of stock and In adj
don to this will make prices all stock In hand
cOrreSpOndingly low. THE above prices are net cash
on delivery" shall be pleased to share your orders
je2S 18th and streets northwest
Tfs ALL PERSONS IN SEARCH OF EAST
- Washington Property, improved unim-
proved will certainly promote their interests by
calling at office more thoroughly
familiar with this section.
jy3l-lm WELLER IL REPETTI. 326 Pa aveae
iC@ LARGE ASSORTMENT OF GAS
O|S FlXTURES
No charge for Hanging.
- Fine line OF Brass Tenders and AndirOns. Also
Fancy Go0dA + +. BROOKS,
mlo 531 18th st.
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Representative Bynum Called A Liar.
ExCITING EPISODES IN THE DEAocRArIC FAC


EXCITING EPISODES IN THE DEMOCRATIC FAC
TIONAL FIGHT IN INDIANAPOLIS.
An Indianapolis special, August 21st, says:
The factional fight between the Two democratic
nominees for Congress In this district came
very near resulting in bloodshed last night.
The democratic state committee after consider
alton of the propositions OF adjustments Of the
tactional troubles in this congressional district
agreed that there had been no properly consti-
tuted convention held, and that therefore
neither Congressman Bynum nor the candidate
Of the bolters, L. o. Bailey, had been regularly
nominated. The district committee was ad-
vised 70 call q new convention. In the discus
sion before the state committee the opposing
faction was bitter. VIM. II. English, while
Congressman Byrum was addressing the COM
mittee, called the speaker so har. John W.
Kern In an exceedingly bitter speech made
frequent illusions TO Bynums abuse TO Vice
President Hendricks, causing the congressman
finally to lose his temper and pick up paper
weight which he WAS In the act OF hurting At
Kern's head when his arm was caught BY by
stander. Kern stood with his hand on his pistol
In his hip pocket and declared to-day that Il
Bynum had thrown the paper weight he would
have snot him. The action OF the state commit
tee makes the trouble worse, because Rynum
refuses 70 recognize the right % interfere.
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Washington News and Gossip.

GOVERNMENT RECEIPTS To-DAY.-Internal
revenue, ,S57S, ,76S; customs. $737, ,7S1.
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IL CADIAN
THE IDEAL
WAUKESHA (WIS.) WATER
Natures specific for diseases of the Kidney and
"Unequaled in diseases of the Stomach and Alimen-
tary Canal"
Dealers supplied by
sAM'L c. PALMER,
Agent for the D. ofC.
Telephone asa. aul9
GLOVER AND Hos1ER
MEN AND LADIES DESTROYS OF BARGAINS
IN FALL AND WINTER UNDERWEAR, FALL
AND WINTER HOSIERY, FALL AND WINTER
GLOVES AND FINE FURNISHINGS SHOULD
CALL AND SECURE THEM AND SAVE THE
DISCOUNT OF 10 PER CENT. WHICH Is Of
FERED ON ALL CASH SALES FOR THE BAL
ANcE OF THIS MONTH. SPECIAL LOTS OF
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VXTALKERS 2O4 10TH STREET NV
w Moth proof Felt Carbolate OF Ii me- Felts Pitch
Plaster. n & and Gas Tar, charcoal Hair. Lime &c
Rh1I
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fT~ MR.. EDWIN POTBURY
49,. MERCHANT TAILOR
has goneinto business for himself and is located
4lo l1th st. nw., fewdoors north of Brentanos. viii
In few days have q choice selection of wooIens.
F1rstclass work will be done ut reasonable prices
w
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ATTORNEYS.

CAMPBELL DARLINGTON, ATTORNEY-AT
Law. Practices in all the Courts Office 49O Loui-
siana ave. tBarbOur Law Building) Residence 1883
Sth ST NV apS-Om
NJ h MILLER ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
ANs Rooms aud 4. Gunton Law Building
41X louisiana avenua
Residence. Sl3 It NV mn29
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DEATH OF AN ARMY OFFICER.-Capt. w. ID.
Gill, asst 0uartermaster, U. s. A., died Satur-
day at Asbury Park. His remains were taken
10 Elizabeth, N. j., for interment.
The FARM MORTGAGE CASE OF WISCONSIN,.
In the case of the Farm Mortgage company OF
Wisconsin, Secretary Lamar has decided that
the title to the land should vest in the COM
pany, and directs the land commissioner to
certify to the lands at once.
A SCARCITY oP DIMEs.-The Treasury de-
partment is finding it difficult to meet the de-
mand for dimes, and have had to call upon the
mints for an additional supply. Superintendent
Fox, OF the Philadelphia mint, had an inter
subject Saturday, and informed him that he
thought he would be able inside OF thirty days
to supply all demands
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l1OLONIAL BEACH,
POPULAR WATERING PLACE and EXCURSION
RESORT. SPECIAL, ATTRACTIONS
Large Hote!, Dining Rooms and Pavilion.
Best BATHING BEACH and SHORE DINNER,
ALL TIE POPULAR AMI USEME MIS-
Steamer j. v. ARROWSMITH,
Expressly fitted for the service Capacity 600 pas
senger>- VIII regular daily excursions the
Beach during the Encampment of the National
Rifles
Leave The Beach M.
Music Refreshments and Dinner board
Tickets 90 cents children, 25 cents
SpeCal rate 10 organizations au2O
a CHEAP AND DELIGHTFUL TRIP ON THE
IA STEAMER THOMPSON 20 the landings and
Creeks along the Potomac river far as Leonard
town. ball is given every night ON the arrival
OF the boat in the large duinS of Moores hotel
Steamer leaves Washington each trip a m. Mon
day. "Wednesday and Friday, arriving at Leonardtown
a y. Returning. leaves LeonardtOwn Tuesday,
Thursday ana saturday morning arriving in WASH
ingto1 about $50 p
Fare fOr the round trip, including meals and state
rooIn. 500 tickets sold only at 6tn street wharf.
Time consumed . a. N. To 4:3O p. next day.
au2O2w
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ALL Day AT BAY RIDGE

CARROLL INSTITUTE EXCURSION,
Wednesday. August 2oth-
Special trains leave & q. depot at $50 am, 1910
and 4:SU pm: returning $3.50 and D. IN. The last
chance TO spend whole day at Bay Ridge.
Round trip tickets 81. children SOC.
Tickets for sale by c. e. G.. SnnS III y. Y.
Jos r. CSsin, .th and " Carroll institute 6O2
81 and from members of committee. should it rain
the 10Th ticket good for the 18th. au2l-3t
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DEMOCRATIC AND REPUBLICAN, POLITICIANS
BOTH THINK 1T WILL BE THE OLD FIGHT
OVER AGAIN,
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Notice to Mubscr,bcrs,

Parties who desire to pay their sub
scriptions to the GRAPHIC, either new or
old, will confer favor if they will hand
the money TO Postmaster Grippen when
the Office is closed instead of placing it
in an envelope or paper and sho wing it
un der the door. 1t frequently happens
that money thus left inadvertently gets
swept out of doors during the morning
exercises of the "devilP'; and, while the
loss Of the money is of small account to
US compared with errors on our books
caused by the amounts not being credited,
yet il would save many misunderstood
ings if the request above made is com
r,l;pd with
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
a s.npv Hunting sr.und.

Australia is so oyeTTun with rabbits
that her agricultural interests will be
seriously affected unless thcy sre exter-
minated. I, is rough on the landed gen
Try tha, one Of their number introduced
rabbits in 1860 for the purpose of sport.
1t cost one estate over s1Go 0c0 last year
to fight them. The pests have rendered
twelve millions acres useless. During
the last three years the government has
spent $50, SEQ in Victoria alone to rid
ihe country, poisoned cats ard wheat be-
ing used and q bounty being paid upon
skins OF three pence per dozen, Last
gear the number destroyed by private
persons, Oh which bounty was paid,
WIS 1854 coo. The sum voted by Parli-
mcnt this year forth purpose is S570,-
ooo. sSona nf Bru.e county's jack rabbit
hunting sportsmen ought to go to
Australia
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pEs.. ray M,s Own Eznna.

fSpec:a! to tho Mitchell Hepuphcan,
Alexandria, NOV. % The body Of j.
W Ross, recently discharged from the
postal service on the Milwaukee road
between CaiEnsr sud Chamberlain, for
drunkenness, was found near Hanson
sta.ian this morning with three ballet
hglas N It, The last seen OF Ross was a
wael. or tive since. after his discharge.
when ne started to walk from Mitchell
to this point. The su7position is that
discouraged by The loss OF his position,
lie walked to Inc spot where found and
deliberately shot himself, His home
was Mt Rockwell, near Mason City, Iowa,
and his friends have been notified. Fur
ther particulars viii he developed at the
corCner'S inquest.
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Appointed by Pope Leo for this week
to take place in all Catholic churches all
over the world is being observed by the
above church at this place. Services are
held morning and evening by the Rev.
Father Stack, assisted by Rev. Father
Sheehan, of Mitchell, and Rev. Father
Higgins, of Castalia. This-Thursday-
evening the benedictlon and sacrament
will be administered, and good choir
has been secured, with an organist from
Chamberlain. This evening will close
the jubilee.
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From the Isns!or Press and DAkotaian.
The man who by mistake carried off a
grip from the Morrison house which did
not belong 10 him will return the same
he will confer favor upon G. c. Nor
row, OF Chamberlain. The grip contains
important papers. of value to DO one else,
and three bottles of whisky which Mr..
Morrow had taken from Indians which
was to be used as evidence against the
man who sod il to ,hc;l.
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We've Set the Drawers, Irn Is.
G.r,,, b,.ar-., Lr,., Drn.a

If any of our farmer subscribers who
are III arrears on their subscription to the
GRAPHIC will bring us one or two old
grain bags which are worthless for hold
ing grain it would help us little. We
want them to make o pair of drawers
from to guard our classically moulded
limbs from a hard cold winter now
about TO arrive.-GRArUIC.
The flowers that bloom in the spring
will bloom over Tinans frozen form if
he has no other resources than delin-
uuent subscribers.
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Mc1, and Women.
n. B. Wetheeu has t,nwp sra;n

T. B. Wetherell has flown again.
| Mrs G. NJ. Topping left on Sunday
morning last for Il four weeks sojourn in
| Plankinton.
f. S. Smith entertained the coterie of
whist players Tuesday evening at f. L.
Millers.
From the White Lake papers we learn
that DR.. Milliron nas IN excellent prac-
tice there and gives general satisfaction.
JAS. Byrnes is on the sick list again
This time it is from the effects of Sc
we're cold. Chas. Roberts is looking af-
ter things at the market.
District attorney stroube has gone
with his wife to Augusta, KY, wheret he
latter expects to spend the winter with
Mr. Snoube's parents Mr.. Stroube will
return in few weeks
Major A. G. kellam, of Chamberlain,
delivers lecture in Mitchell tonight
Friday. 1t is the second lecture of the
high school course, and the subject is:
incidents and Lessons of the Great Re
bellion"
Chamberlain correspondence Mitchell
Republican; j w Orcutt county
treasurer eject, who has for three OF four
years been g resident of Kimbau, will
| move TO Chamberlain this week. This
town very properly feels proud of the
acquisition Of such excellent people as
Mr.. Orcutt and family.
Col. A. d. Shaw, of Watcrtown, N, Y,
paid flying visit to KimbaIl the first of
the. week and was the guest OF Il. E.
Gates. 1t was his first trip west of Chi
csgo. He is n stock holder in the Farm
ers' & Traders Bank. Col Shaw was
U. S. counsel TO England for eight years
| He has been a prominent Stalwart OF
New York State for many years and en-
| joys the personal acquaintance of the
noted politicians of the age. he is Il
modest, entertaining talksr and we en-
| joyed q half hour call from him very
much.
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not do so Mr.. Richards will either find q
tenent at once or run it himself
- - - .
Got n Gold Mine.

Got n Gold Mine.
All have heard Of the story of the kill
ing of the goose that laid the golden egg.
Wen, c. NJ Gregory, of Plainfleld six
miles east of Kinball-has killed turk
ey that seems to nearly equal the tabled
goose. In its crop was found piece OF
pure gold about of an inch long and /
of an inch wide and which weighed five
grains. The specimen was eXam;nec
and weighed BY w. c. Morris, the Kim
ball jeweler. How the gold came in the
turkey possession is, of course. ,nys-
terry, but Mr.. Gregory thinks that it was
picked up from u mass of dirt taken
from a well on his place, At the time
the well was dug MIR. Gregory noticed a
peculiar look to the soil, but dismissed
the subject from his mind by remarking
TO his family that was his farm in a gold
country he would prospect, SO favorable
did the soil from the we'll look
After the discovery of the gold in the
turkeys crop. Mrs. Gregory Went out
and had all the turkeys killed on the
place, but none Of them panned out like
the first one. This will not, however,
preyssft Mr., Gregory from prospecting q
sftie.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
Filter Bread.

Complaint is frequently made by
those who use baking powders that they
leave in bread biscuit, or cake raised by
them disagrccabe, bitter taste. This
taste follows the use OF all impure bak-
ing powders, and is caused either by their
cheap article), by the impure and adul
terated character of other ingredients
used, or from the ignorance of their
manufacturers of the proper methods of
combining them. These baking pow
ders leave in the bread residum formed
Of lime, earth, alum, or other deleterious
matters, not always, though frequently
tastable in the food, and by all physic-
ians classed as injurious to health. The
Royal Baking Powder is frees from this
serious defect. In its use no residum is
left, and the loaf raised by it is always
sweet, light, and wholesome, and notice
ably free from the peculiar taste com
planned of. The reason OF this is be-
cause it is composed of nothing but pure
materials scientifically combined in ex-
actly the proper proportions of acid and
alkali to act upon and destroy each other,
while producing the largest amount OF
rising power. We are justified in this
assertion from the unqualified statements
made by the Government chemists, who
after thorough aud exhaustive tests rec
omcnd the Royal for Government ust
because of its superiority over all other:
in purity, strength and wholesomeness
There is no danger Of bitter bread o.
biscuit where it alone is used
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
A Town. fies. Au.er1,ser,ens.

l7EF
lii the growing west, and especially in
Dakots, community is judged largely
by its newspapers-:f they are lean laak
and cedaverors, men of enterprise and
capital will form similar estimates Of the
town and people which they represent.
hIoribund dumps seem to exude from the
locality that has q staryeling press. 1t is
not taken for live town with an e1-
panding future
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
Coal Thieves.

During the fall we have had more coal
stolen from this Office than we used. We
put it under lock and key, but still it is
being stolen, We are on track of the
thief and we give him this warning: We
will nail him yet and when we do it will
cost him dear.
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~ s. Willis has moved from Sioux
Ci& tc Chicago and likewise the Western
prh;man. He has become satisfied, he
3rites us, that the little Magazine has
Bright future il properly handled, but
THAT its success will be greatly enchanceG
if it is published in u large city like
Chicago, where he can readily secure
better facilities in its publication and u
greater prestige among its advertising
patrons That his fondest hopes may
be realized is the wish o; his host of
Dakota ffiends.
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-----------------' - -'-----'----------
SH ErIH.1i;;iH fseceint.

A highly esteemed local contemporary
longs for an invention which will effect
ually bounce Il domestic ont of bed at a
proper hour in the morning, An inven-
tioE hsrdly soeias necessary when box
of Through By Daylight Pills" csn be
had for tN.nntY.fYc ccnts
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26

The storm which swept over the coun-
Try last week, although of short duration
in Dakota and light in its effects, was
one of the worst experienced in Iowa
and other states east for years so early in
the season. The roads in Iowa were SO
olockcd that Kmball was without any
throues. ma. from Sunday Night u;.til
Frias the longest period in the history
of thd hown, The shipping interests on
the q ca, Lakes suffered severely and
mari lives were lost
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
a tAurp a,urc.

A hcartless scamp down east has been
advertising "a tea which is sure cure
for drunkenness. :" A Kimball man sent
him Il dollar and received card which
bore the single word
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
At thc preshuteriar s,hurrh.

a series of meetings are taking place
this week conducted by the Rev. j. ~
Boggs and the Rev. c. H. Pnrmort of
Canton. The latter was appointed by
the late Presbyterian Synod to assist in
the meetings in Kiinball.
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VIC Gan Tell Yan.

From tho Plankinton Free Press,
VIII Bro. Hooper tell us why bus
tie is like & mule? This question is now
puzzling the minds OF number of our
schOOlma ans
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26

She grand iu,y at Sioux city fouad a
true indictment against h.eas2orf, the
alleged ,a~nioaer ot Rev Esd'oa!< and
nine others for murder and conspiracy.
Aronsdo1f was released on So 600 bail
which wss promptly furnished. Tie
bail for some Of tie others was fxed NJ
$4,000 each. Ii is TIE opinion Of many
in Sioux City that Arensdorf should have
been held without bail The next term
of court is in January next,
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It's very cold day when the GRAPHIC
gets left when donations arc the order of
proceedings, but this in rowise lessons
the great obligations we are under for
the gift of big turkey for to-day's din
ner and for which we return the thanks
a hungry editor alone can give. The
name Of the donor-God bless his soul,
may he live long and prosper, is genial
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26

Vitality and color are restored to weak
aud gray hair, by the use of Ayers Hair
Vigor. Through its cleansing and heal
ing qualities. il prevents the accumulation
of dandrnff and cures ell scalp diseases.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
From the Santa Ana (Cal) Blade.
Ice froze quarter of an inch thick on
- Hotel lT%b,-s.

WsM Bronsoafessed the Kimball
Ashse of Louis richards, and the lease
called for thsllhsscssion of the hotel the
9th inst. Nc repairs on the Commercial
House kbft J. +. Conant the proprietor
of th<Kimball House, from moving into
thbNommcrcial House until the 22nd.
On the Goth Richards brought suit
against Gonant, laying damages at 800,
for the latters retention of the hotel be-
yond the 9th, the expiration of his lease.
Judge Long gave Richards judgement
for immediate possession, and. the
amount due on rent only, s23 Mr.. Co
nant took possession of the Commercial
House, now called the Dakopolis Hotel,
on the Monday following. Mr.. Bronson
went to Sioux City the last of the week,
and up to present writing ednesday,
p. m.--has not returned, and it is not
definitely known whether he will take
the Kimball House or not. Should he
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-11-26
es-- Telephone call No. 79. -

GRAPHIC" Hello, DANES"
Daines-"Well, what is it?"
GRArBIc-Your awning begins to look
just little moth eaten. Hadn't you
better take it down and lay it away care
fully in cedar box"
GRAPHIC" Hello, Plankinton, ripe
up Mr. Steiger, please. ~
Plankinton-.'H Here he is" .
GRAPHIC" Hello, Stciger ,.fhat you.
Say, my boy, we no,iccRin the last
STANDARD the following:"
Steiger threatens to get out search
warrant if his pants are not brough back
that was taken away at the hen" party
last week Tuesday.
Stciger-"Well, what of it?''
Nothing particular, only
there is an anxious public up this way
that is breathlessly waiting to know if it
is common thing for gentlemen of Mr.
Steiger's spotlcss reputation to loose
their pants at hen parties in Plankin-
ton. You should get check for your
pants if such is the case"