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The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1886-03-24
Winston, N. G., March "a, 1886.
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PROGRESSIVE FARMER. VIII our
friends receiving these papers do us
the kindness to hand them to a
neighbor after reading, and thus aid
us in the circulation of our, paper?
This is Il farmers journal, intended
for them, and with their cooperation
and assistance we can make it a
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:. The electoral count-bill passed
the Senate last Wednesday,.
-Twenty-eight thousand men are
on a strike in three coal mining dis
tricts of Pennsylvania.
-Ex-President Jefferson Davis
will deliver the memorial address at
Montgomery, Alabama, April Goth.
The new Roman Catholic Bish-
OPP of Georgia is master of fourteen
languages and is said to be very
learned.
The influx of Chinese into Au-
gusta, Ga, of late has been SO great
that the citizens talk of taking steps
to prevent their coming.
AsOtd Sorrell,p the horse that
GEN SStonewail" jackson rode dur
ing the war, died at the Soldiers
Home, in Richmond, Va, 18th inst.
Our friends of the State press
will do us a kindness which we will
appreciate if they will call attention
in their editorial columns to The
PROGRESSIVE FARMER. A kind word
will help us much. i'l~.i ~.
A Connecticut farmer clears his
growing cabbages from worms by
! sitting cayenne pepper onthe leaves.
He says two or three applications
will suffice to. effectually put an
end to the worm. ii <
The new national bank, at-High
Point, has been organized with the
following officers: w. j. Armfield,
President; DIR. J. A. Sapp, Vice
President, and Charles w. Worth,
/, cashier. The bank will begin bust
ness about the 1st of June.
DR.. Henry Bollen, a Georgia
dentist, one night recently was way
laid by four eolored footpads and
invited to surrender his cash. He,
pistol, killing,
one, wounding another, capturing a
third, while the fourth took leg bail
and escaped.
y Large numbers of aged, diseased
and disabled Chinese are being sent
back to China by their people<in
California, who find it enough to do
in the present state of feeling against
them on the Pacific coast, to take
care of themselves.
Capt. James I. Waddell, a ma
tive Of Orange county, NorthC Caro-
lima, died at his home in Annapolis,
Nd, on 10th inst, aged 62aHew was.
an officer in the q. s. navy, but
when the war broke out he resigned
and enlisted in the service of the
-Confederacy commanding the lShen-
andoah, which did much damage to
9merchant vessels. sailing under the
u. S. flag. For several years past
he had been inIcommand of the
Maryland fishery police squadron.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1886-03-24
FORTY-FIvE YRARS AGO.

"And you live in Winston he
enquired. Well ] should really
like to visit Salem again. Forty
years ago | was a printer in that
good old town, under the elder
Blum. At that time the town had
one halter, one shoemaker, one
blacksmith, one lawyer, one baker,
one gunsmith, two doctors, two
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
Boston Produce Market.

BUSION. Men. ~ looo.--l Inc following are TO
days quotations OF Provisions. &C.:
Pork-Long cut ID oo@13 25; short cuts IS oC
ends IL 75Q13 90; pork tongues at S13@i3 %;
prime mess at S12 00012 30; extra prime at L.
0S10 90; mess, old, at 10 75t911 90; do new al
$l2 90; Western prime mess pork 10 7b9il %
Lard at 61a@6s4 9 " tb IN tierces ;707l4c in 10
b pals ;7149 71ac in 5-tb pals; 71s@7s4c in 3-if
pals
Hams 91s@1oc y ib, according to size and
cure small 10@101ac.Ii
Dressed hogs, city. 61sc W fb; country at D Zee
Western Size: live hogs 4s4c.s
Butter-Eastern fresh made creamery at 81 q
33c: Northern fall made creamery, good to choice
nominal, 28G30c; fair to good at 22925c; New
York fall made dairy 20922c; Vermont do 20a
22c; fresh selections at % 930c; fair to good Ii
.d2Oc; winter made diaries q &c, as to quality
extra Western fresh made creamery at 33 134c
good to choice at % 030c; choice Western held
creamery 1922; Western ladle packed, fancy
selected, % d26; good to choice, Is 922c do fall
at S012c; strictly imitation creamy, extra, 26 q
zoe. Jobbing prices range 192c higher than these
Cheese-Northern extra at 1oc: lower grades
according to quality; Western at 91s@9Fs. Jol
lots FAC higher.
Eggs-Neal by nominal lie; Eastern extras at
151a916c Southern choice extra at 15c New
York and Vermont 151s 916c; West choice 15c:
held stock nominal lined nominal l29l3c
good at S170$18; choice Eastern fine S16G$1S
fair to good do at S15S9$l6; poor to ordinary Sl3
dS16; East swale S1I9S12. Rye straw, choice
500 Oo02o so; oat straw = 16S12 y ton.
Decentralization rose = dS0;do Hebron soc
n H Rose 6507oc; Me Central 1t 65o70c; Bur
bank seedlings 65a7oc; n HebronS 50G60ci
do Rose 55d6Oc; do proliflcs 80965c-
leans--Ili0ice small hand picked peal Gag
/ 10 D bush; choice New York large hand picked
do 50d 55 small Vermont hand picked pea al
l 756l S5
1 90 fancy Maine baldwins rs; No greetings
l so; No 2 apples T5cai 90.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL
REVIEW OF PORTLAND WHOLESALE MARKET

FOR THE WEEK ENDING. March 10.
The business situation has developed little
change since last week. Trading continues very
quiet and unsa isfaetory. Some Of our exchanges
report fair movement with the volume of trade
up to fair average, but most of the travelling
statesmen from Boston and other large cities who
have visited Portland during the past week, say
business is extremely dull with no indications of
any improvement. The market for flour is not as
firm for spring wheat patents as previously no.
ticed while winter wheat -four is firm and without
important change in price with q moderate trade
The latest advices from Great Britain report firm
er markets, but prices are low, some Is cd per
quarter under the low rates of last year. Pork
and beef are quiet at unchanged quotations. The
winter pork packing season has closed at the
West, and what is called the summer packing has
now commenced; it has opened moderately, only
100000 hogs at leading points Lard is 1s higher
West with lrmer market East. MOlasses quiet
and lower on boiling grades, which are jobbing at
2od2Ic Teas steady with light demand. In
Produce reduction is reported on eggs, 18e p
doz being an outside figure; cheese steady here,
but firm and higher at Liverpool; potatoes and APP
pies unchanged; shipment of apples to Europe
from Portland for the week ending March 9th,
173o bDls; for the season II 1878 bbls; last year
for the corresponding period 1857 bbls; ship
ments for the season from all points 758 147 Dbs,
against 715, 916 last year; export demand falling
off. Turpentine 55@62. In Drugs, Sc, oil ber-
gamot and lemon show sharp advance. Leather
is lower for most descriptions Hay firm, dealers
paying SIG II so y ion for choice.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
Domestic Markets.


ENW YORK Mch. 10, 1S86.-Ft0ur market
Receipts p ,55S bhs; exports 1919 bbls and 2297
sacks; dull heavy and in some cases shade easier;
sales 10 800 bbls.
Floui quotations No 2 at 30d3 90; superfne
Western and State at 2 9o6L3 40; common to goOo
extra Western and State at 1898 ID; good T.
choice do at 3 SOu5 90; common to choice White
wheat Western extra at 0Od5 25 fancy do ~
II ; 80 95 60; common to good extra ono AT 8
as 25 common to choice extra st LOUIS at 3 80 2
81: patent Minnesota extra good to prime al
Dab 10; choice to double extra do at 0 ] > .
> 30. including 250o bbls city mill extra at 4 9oa
3 90; 600 bbls fine do 2 30d3 90; 500 bbls sll
perfii.e at 2 9od3 40; 800 bbls extra No at 3 sc
al Is: 5000 hbls winter wheat extra 30a5 30
400 bbls Minnesota extra 3 2595 90 Southern
-four quiet. Rye Flour Is steady. Wheaf-Re
reipts 17050 bush; exports bush; spot lots
rather easier with some little interest from export
ers; sales 50.6g0 on spot; No Spring at 96c No2
White at 95c. Rye quiet. Barley dull. Corn
y d$4 c; export trading very brisk and speeula
tion moderate; receipts $4,000 bush exp9fls
43a4SI4c eley; Yellow at 4Sc, kiln dried at 40c.
Oats shade lower and dull; receipts 1900 bush
exports 1921 bush: sales $4,000 spot bush: No
n 36I1c White do at 4O14 l14O1sc; No at 3734
a377sc; No 2 White at 41d4114c; Mixed Yves
tern at 81 a40c White do 39G45l2c; White State
at 41d441ac. Coffee firmer at 834c. Sugar is
weak refined is weak; c 595 1sc; Extra Q 514 g
$3.50 White Extra C 51ac; Yellow 4s4 csc; Mould
at case; on A at 55sc; standard at 1910
6A cut loaf and crushed csc; Powdered Sac
Cubes 6shd61ac. Petroleum-united at soc
Taiiow Is steady. Pork is steady; old mess at
10 OO11O so: new do quoted IL 50911 10. Beef
dull. Lard 305 points lower and moderately ac-
tive; Western steam spot 30 @6 80: refined 60
o06 65 for Continents 6 a506 80 for S. A. Batter
steady; Western at l0d30c; Elgin creamery 80
6D33c. Cheese firm; Western fat 7991ac.
Freights steady; wheat steam 2l4d
CHICAGO Mich 10. 1sS6.-Flour market steaay
Winter Wheat 4 40 as So; Wisconsin at 4 0 q
IS; Michigan at 50G4 10; soft Spring Whea
3 10 IA 90; Minnesota bakers 5094 90; patents
6Q95 %; l0W trades o,ug5 70 ye r5ou d
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
BRIDGTOH & SACO RIVER R. R.
Commencing Oct. S, 1855.
Portland and Worcester Line.
Portland & Rochester II. 4.
ARRANGEMENT or TRAINS.

On and after Monday, Oct. 12,
ssseaeasssesH SS5, Passenger Trains VIII leave
e1 aas--5=ssss Portland at $50 a. M, and
Los p. M, arriving at worcester
at 2.15 D. m. and 1927 p. m. Returning, ieaye
Union Depot Worcester, at SOB a. IN. and l.l6
a. M, arriving at Portland at l25 p m. ana o'4o
Ecr Clinton, Aver Junction, Fitchburg,
Nashua. Lowell, Windhnm and EPpinR
at z.:sO a. an. and los p. an.
For Manchester, Concord, and points NORM
at LOS p. nm.
For u colchester, Springvnle, Alfred, Wasers
borO and saco River, 5.SO u. M, 100
ID. mn. and (nixed) at $50 p. m. Returning,
leave Rochester at (mixed) "a a. m; Ito r.
M and $40 D. M, arriving at Portland (mlxeo)
$40 a. m. l. 25 D. m and $40 p. M
For Gsorhnm, SaccarapPa, Cumberland
mills, WestbrOOik and Woodford's at 1.3O
a. M O5 62O and mixed at $3.50 p. m.
The .O5 d. nm. from Portland connects at Aver
Iuuct, with HoOsac Tunnel Route for the
West and at Union Depot, Worcester, for
New York via Norwich Lime and all rail,
via Spriugfield. also with N. Y. a. n. K. Il. II
('iSteamer Maryland Route') for Philn deiphIa,
baltimore, Washington, and the south, and
with Boston g. Albany Il. Il. for the West.
Close connection made at WestbrOok > unc-
ton with through trains of Maine Central X. h,
at Grand Trunk Transfer, Portland, with through
trains of Grand Trunk II. r.
Through Tickets to all points West and S0uth
may be had Of S. II. HELEN, Ticket Agent, Port.
land & Rochester Depot at foot OF Preble ST., ana
Of Rollins & Adams, No. % Exchange st.
*Does not stop at Woodford's. ..,, g.
Oct12dtf j. w. IElEho' oupt-
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

At Singapore Feb 81, ship Willie Reed, Yates,
for New York.
At Manila Jan 22 ships Anahuac, Robinson;
Jacob Rdgway, CALL and Llewelyn > Morse,
VeaZie unc: barques Jennie Hardness, AllieS-
bury and Mendoza Nash, unc.
All Soural ava Jan 8, Darque Lorinda Borsteii,
BorstelI, seeking.
Sid fin Calcutta prev to Mch 6, ship San Joaquin.
Drinkwater, New York; Sintram, WVodslde Tor
Boston.
Ar at Queenstown Mch Z, ship Benz + Packard,
Warehouse Tacoma via Port Townsend.
Sid i'm Valparaiso Jan 20 ship John w Mari,
Cotton. Punta de Lebos; barque A Bean, roster
and B Webster, Kenney, lquique.
Passed Duugeness Feb 20, barque Florence IL
Smith, from Valparaiso for Rotterdam
Sid I'm Guantanamo Feb 20, barque Joe heeu,
Allen, New York.
Ar at st Thomas Feb 18th, brig Caroline Gray
Pillsbury Philadelphia; 9th, sch + Ii Hartman,
Wood, Point-a-Pitre; 21st, Melissa Irask, Irask'
st Pierre. 49, g.,
At st Jago Feb 3D. barque Henry Gregg Gar
ter. for Boston, nearly ready. ,,
Sid I'm MatanzaS d inst, sch Maud IL Dudley,
Oliver, Baltimore.
Sid i'm Cienfuegos Mch l, barque David Chaplin,
Coggils New York; sch Orrie Drisko, Smith,
Delaware Breakwater.
Ar at Sagua Mich 2, barque john BalZley, ohep-
pard. Norfolk via Nassau, Mp.
Sid I'm Cardenas Feb 27th brig Mary 0lpDS,
Moore, Philadelphia.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
European Markets.

BY LbItBTdpII.J
LONDON. March 10, 1SS6.-Consols 100 1916.
LONDON, March 10, 1851. s. As 1894.
LIVERPOOL, Mch / o. i8S6.-Cotton market -
dun ;uplands at 15-16d Orleans sd; sales il 'ooo
bales; speculation and export 1000 oales.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
FROM OUR CORRESPONDENTS.

Ar at Matanzas 9th, sch Kate Morse. Morse,
Gid cid eth. schs Ralph Sinnett, Pinkham North Of
Hatteras; 9th Uranus, Mason. DO. w.t..
Ar at Cardenas 4th; 6arque behe wooster
Sid 4th sch b Woodside, Reed, Cienfuegos
B Mcfarland. Strong, Sagua. ,,o,,,,o, poa.o,
Sid I'M Matanzas 9th, 6araue Skobelen tucker,
Boston; brig Addie Hale. sheppard, for Boston /;
schs Ariadne, Colby, North OF HatteraS; Allce
Montgomery, Lavender Delaware DreakWdeefi
Luis g Rabel Murphy Sagua. ,,.....,.,.,.
Al at Buenos Ayres Feb 2. barque Meguntlcook
hemingway, Montevideo; 3D., ID A Braytoh, gray,
New York.
Sid Jan 81, barque Geo NJ Stanwood, Weber,
Pernambuco; sch B Cromwell, York, Tor barpa-
does.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
Boston Stock Market.
New York Stock and Money Market.
rBY Telegraph.l

NEW YORK, March 10 18S6.-Money on call
continues easy at l "a 921s per cent Prime mer-
ues dull and steady; actual rates at 87l4 for
60-day bills and 4 1914 for demand. Government
bonds dull and firm. Railroad bonds moderately
active and firm The stock market after 10 p IN
was comparatively quiet although somewhat fe-
verish fol Western Union for time. Late in the
forenoon the general list was decidedly firm and
The market closed quiet at quotations.
The transactions III the Stock Exchange aggre-
gated 316.914 shares. ,,o.....,
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

PORTLAND. Mich. 10. 1886.
Received by Maine Central Rairoad-For Port
and "a cars miscellaneous merchandise; for con
Meeting roads 81 cars miscellaneous merchan
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
DIR. z. B. REED,
CIniryoynut and EsOtnuic Physician,
MedoaI Rooms 592 Congress ST.. Portland, Nj

Medical Rooms 592 Congress ST., Portland, NE
Dr. Reed treats all chronic diseases thai flesh is
heir TO: ali eases that are given up as iacurable
by the allopathie and homeopathic physicians:
will take their case to treat and cure them find
about four-ifths Of the cases given up TO dle can
with their full name and place OF residence and
one 2-cent stamp and $500. Examination at the
office 81, and consultation free.
Once Hours-0 q. me- 90 o, p, M, noYl0dtf
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
New York Mining Stocks.
California Mining Stocks,

SAN FRANCISCO, 4Ich 10 1S56.-The follow
ing are closing official quotations OF INNING stocks
to-day:
Best NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. lH
Bodie 11s
Savage ....................... 11s
Con. Cal. & ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ga
Hale s. NoreroSS. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

LIVERPOOL. Steamship circassian-62 pkes
earthern ware to G L Jose & Co. do to Burbank,
d & Co, 30 do mdse to II s. A Allan, 343S boxes
tin MATES To order
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

March Z, lat 80 so, Ion "a 10, ship Richard 7
March 4 lat 81 II, Ton IA 27 sch Clara e Col
cord from Cardenas far New York.
March 4 off Hatteris, sch Alfaretta Campbell
from Boothbay for Demarara.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

eve are goin' to have pie for dinner said Bob
by to the minister.
little boys arllessness; ''and what Kind OF pie,
Bohhie?n
Its a new kind Nh w3s talking this morning
about ia bringing you to dinner 50 often. and pa
said he didn't care what she thought. and ma said
she'd make him eat humble pie before the day
dinner"
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
sAlLlNc DAYS OF STEAMSHIPS,
MARINE n EW 5
eoaT OF PORTLAND.

WEDNESDAY, March 10.
Arrived,
Sch Agnes Il Bacon. Haley, Philadelphia-coai
to Sargent, Dennis0u Is Co.
Sen Frank Barker, Meader, Boothbay.
Sch Mary Elizabeth, Dunton, Boothbay.
Cleared.
Steamship Franconia, Bennett New YORK.
Coyle
Brig Emily Sheldon, Hayes, BoothDay, 10 loild
for Annapolis, NS-Ryan & Kelsey. - ~.
Sch VIM Mason, for Mt Desert. to LOAD 1or Ne"
York--Chase, Leavitt u Co.
Sch Lone Star Church, Cutler-N Blake.
SAILED-Steamer Berks, for Philadelphia
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

A certain Nevada Judge who had been q great
scamp years before his accession to the bench
recognizing an old acquaintance in q prisoner
brought before HIM and surprising himself safe
from recognition, asked the prisoner what had
become OF the companions of his early life Of
crime The reply was: "They are all hanged,
Ynnr honor. except YOU and me.n
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

Some people who have had the impression that
Miss Cleveland is pfude of the pruues, prisms
minds and tie fact that she occasionally drops
iDTo current slang is a matter of common report.
The other day the wife of Western Senator
called al the White House, and. having seen the
Presidents sister only once was surprised and
grsfified al being addressed by name.
lin quite asionislied that you should remember
me- she said and hope you Will continue to-
You may count on that" replied Miss Cleve-
land never go back on my friends"
Tie Western Senator's wife, not to be outdone.
answered: AS my boys say, | am glad to nave
caught on to your friendship"
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD
On and after TUESDAY, Dec. LIST,
1885, Passenger Trains Leave
Portland as follows:

On and after TUESDAY, Dec. LIST,
1855. Passenger Trains Leave
Portland as follows:
For Bangor, Ellsworth, Wa. Desert Ferry,
Vance5oro, 81. John, Halifax. and the
Provinces, 81. stephen and ArOost0Ok
County, 100 p M, via Lewiston, 1.25 and
tii.I5 b. M, via Augusta; and for Bar Hnr-
Dor, and Bangcr P,scai"q. I,. =; RI
Dexter, 20, 125, tl1.l6 p. M. WOtervtlle,
7IOa M. 1.2O, 1.25, Hills p. m. and ON Sat
lowell, Gardiner and Brunswick, ITO a.
M, 1.25, 5.15, Hills p. m; Bath, ITO q, m,
LIS. 5;l5 p: m, and on Saturdays only at 11.i6
II. r., T. 10 a, m, 1.25 p. m; Auburn and
Lewiston at 500 a: M, 1.2o, 800 p m; Lew.
n s'oR win,hGoPp,
Oakland and North Arson, 1.2O p. M;
Pennington via BrunswicL, ITO a. m.
and 1.2b p. NJ.
AT CONGRESS- ST. STATION
All trains excepting night Pullman trains will stop
THE Ills D. M train is the night express with
sleeping car attached and runs every nigns sun
days included, but not through TO SkOMhessii vi
Monday mornings or to Belfast and Dexter OF
beyond Bangor, on Sunday mornings ,,,or 1850,
ing trains from Augusta and Bath $40 a. M;
Lewiston, $50 a. M; the day trains iioin DOL
gor and all intermediate stations anu eo. fter
Ing roads at 2.45 and 1910 p. M; lhe a at
noon trains from Waterville, Augusta, Batn,
Rockland and Lewiston at 5.45 p m; the night
Pullman EXPRESS tram dl L. " a.
Eiurifed Tickets first and second class, Tor
al no;nss in tI.e Provinces ON snie mt re-
duced rates.
PORTLAND, BANGOR MT. DESERT & MACHlAS
STEAMBOAT co.
Resumption of Service.
Steamer CITY OF RICHMOND will re-
e,,me Service ON the route between Portland and
Wacbissnort on Friday, March 18th, leaving Port
land at ii D. M. aud leaving Machiasport every
Monday at 4 a. IN, making one trip per week I'M
in Anril I'd, when two trips per week will be
made; from Portland, Tuesdays and Fridays,
and from Machasport, Mondays and Thursdays.
PAYSON TUCKER, General Manager.
FEE BOOTHBY, Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agt
Portland March 8. 1886. no30du
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
FROM 0uR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,

EAST MACHIAs, March s-Ar, schs Horton
STA, Sanborn, and Alaska, Clark, - to load Tor
New York.
San Francisco. March 3-Ship Alameda, which
sailed for Liverpool 3D. took out IT 1856 ctls wheat
valued at 500, 051, and ship Tacoma took 81, la
ctls wheat valued at ST., 742. Ship Geo Man
son is chartered to take wheat to Cork, K Ant
at Ell IS sd.
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11

Il had catarrh for ten years; used Vegetine fol-
a few months and was entirely cured"
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
WIT AND WISDOM.

dashing young clerk went to Boston recently
and stopped at the Quincy House. The room was
cold. so he thought he would have FIRE built In
the fireplace. Looking down the list at the bell
button he read the directions: TO press II once
for bell boy. twice for chambermaid, etc., TILL he
came to 1--WE times for ire SO he tonch i tn n,
button Ave times and waited. Soon there was an
alarming chatter in the corridor, the door was
burst open, and three men with hre exIlngulshiers
on their backs began playing about and shoutihg'
In vain for a minute or more ne expostulated
and said there was no fire; they came to put oul
derstood what he really wanted they smiled
broadly ana withdrew.
The remedy (Athlophoros) was recommended
to me by Mr.. Warren Reed of this city, who had
used it for severe case of scatic rheumatism, 1t
having made speedy cure. find the sale has
gradually increased. c. II. Harden, druggist.
Gardiner, Me,
Tn one of the suburbs of London a family was
seated at dinner when the door bell was rung
Bridget was sent to the door 1t was noticed tnat
she held long parley, and II was surlnseu con
eeouently that there was some element OF uncer-
tanty in the interview On the return of the SER
want the master OF the house sau:
aWell Bridget. who was it?"
To which Bridget replied, with all the unsus-
pecting sincerity of her race: .,,o ,,,.o,,,,
sit was gentleman, sir, looking lor INC "tohs
house."
NJ. L. Scranton, Pa, Blair, Alderman 9th Ward,
stated Nov. g. SO: He had used Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil for sprains burns, CUTS bruises and
rheumatism. Cured every time.
Stranger Ito little boy near Riverside Park /:
"Can you direct me to General Grants tomb
boy?" ...,..,,4 .,,oo,s 81,
Won come to a peanut booth. cross over 10 9e
hard-huiled egg and sausage shanty, and ak de
man in charge where de rifle gallery is, and Jest
beyond that is de tomb then find out where the
ten-pin alley is"
My friend, look herei you know how weak and
nervous your wife is, and you know that Carriers
iron Pills, will relieve her now why not be fair
about it and buy her box?
A little girl was seated at the table opposite
gentleman with waxed moustache After gaZ-
Ing At him for several minutes, she exclaimed:
"My kitty has got smellers, too"
If there ever was a specific for any complaint,
then Carter's Little Liver Pills are specific for
sick headache, and every woman should know
this Only one pill dose.
1t may seem little surprising to careless OBJ
server, but it is nevertheless true that piece OF
iron or any heavy substance VIII SINK TO the DOT
tom of the sea, even in the deepest places. How
ever great may be the pressure produced at great
depths by the SUPERINTENDENT mass, the specific
gravity of the water is but little greater than al
the surface Hence such substances as stone
sand mud clay, Shells etc., exist at grel depths
with little variation, except from the enects OF de
creased light
Colgan's Taffy Tolu clears the voice. All
The Portland daily press., 1886-03-11
The Mcst Wonderful Family
uSRKnnaAv N nnxyEH.

The Most Wonderful Family
Remedy Known.
IGURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia
~ and all lameness and sore
n IS in body or limbs. For Dlph-
iberia, Group, Asthma, Sore
\ Throat, and all soreness OF the
lungs and chest, its effect is like
magic and never fails to give in.
slant relief. A single bottle Of
this Vital Oil will go farther and
do more good than dozen most
lother kinds of linimentS and PAIN
believers. Sold by all druggists at
100 cents per bottle. Prepared on
lly by DR.. j. II. Porter & Co, BoS-
ton, Mass. The trade supplied by
COOK, EVERETT s. PENNELL,
Portland. Me,