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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01
aEy ADVERTISEMENTS.

GEWJNG MACfIISES OF ALL KINDS RE-
~ PAIRED in workmanship manner by
W. j. WATTS.
Agent for the NEW HOME and DOMESTIC SEW
ING MACHINES. With TKEIBER & COYNER, OPP
poSite Post Office StSunton, Va.
All work warranted for IL months. Jly1-4t
ID IcA!. ESTATE FOR SALE.
u wish to sell privately my residence at
Weyers Cave. In addition To a good dwelling
mousse there Is q good store room. stable and
o o. necessary outbuidings. Also number
~ u young Fruit Trees, OF choice selections.
Gf ; stand for store or a mechanic of any
n, adu, any one wishing to purchase can call
ii,,1 HS,..hlne. Terms reasonable.
llyi-zt w. d. MYERS.
/; i'ES7AfEAi<E AND OHIO RAILWAY,
The ONLY LINE running
Sol4iD TRAIN WITH PULLMAN al EEpJNo
sSAND DAY COACHES
WASHINGFON. RICHMOND, CHARIOrrEs
AND CLIFTON FORGE
CINCINNATI AND LOUISVILLE
WITHOUT CHANGE.
Connecting dill ect for all points In the WEST
NORTHWEST and SOUTHWEST
Schedule in effect June 9th, 1885,
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

nIVIDEND.-Fhe Directors of the Auo,,sta
, National Bank have declared the usual
SEMI-ANNUAL THREE PER GENT. DIvfDrrSn ON
the capital stock OF the Bank. pay able 10 the
stockholders out of the profits~of the past sig
months Gree of tax on the 9Th day OF July,
1886.
julyi w. P TAMS, Cashier.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

CANDIDATES FOR CONGRESS TO BE NOMINATED.
THE DELEGATES APPOINTED BY P.EcI Ncr
MEETINGS WILL ASSEMBLE AUGUST 2STH AT
PLACES TO BE HEREAFTER NAMED BY REsPEc-
TIVE CHAIRMEN.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01
Recently the Postmaster General {

Recently the Postmaster General or
dered the removal of twenty-five or thirty
postal clerks on the charge that they had
entered into combination to prevent
their removal by general strike when the
notification should be received Of the dis
missal of any one of them. There were
about seventy, it is stated, who had organ
lied defensive society, with view to
protecting themselves from sudden dis
missals. AS it happened that every one of
the offending officials is Republican, IL is
not drawing it too fine to say that most
any excuse would have precipitated the de-
capitation. 1t was necessary that some
kind of justification should be manufac-
tured, after Mr.. Villas circular to them a
short time after he entered upon the du-
ties of Postmaster General. In that
political opinion and party Identification
are stated not to be cause of removal. But
the very hungry and very thirsty kicked
against this, and have been kicking with
intenser force every day to compel the P.
NJ G.. to relent. He finds a convenient
way out of the difficulty by unearthing an
imaginary conspiracy, and without WARM
ing proceeds to make room for a number
Of the suffering Democratic patriots. That
is called reform
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

Mr.. Bayard is having good deal Of
trouble with his diplomatic agents. Mr.
Jacob, of Kentucky, was appointed minis
ter to Bogoda, and Mr.. King consul at the
same place. They had a newspaper quar-
rel, which finally resulted in the minister
Shaping the consul's jaws. Of course the
facts have been laid before the Secretary
and now he has TO wrestle with little
family quarrel between two of the pre-.
ferred of the reform administration.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

Highest degree
of quality ensures
loaoest cost and
best s0ork. The
price per gallon
MJer, batt qucn-
tity needed IS less
than am.y oth(r
paints.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01
NEW ADvEET1sErz ENTs

GUNNER BOARDERS.7P Parties desiring good
~ BOARD and home comforts In u pleasant
bathing should write to 'i's' ''''''
DIR. j. @. WINFIELD.
JlSl Broadway, Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

We are pleased to notice that the caucus
of the reform ticket has nominated Col.
r. T. Hubbard for City Attorney of Rich
mond. to succeed Mr.. CIV. Meredith. He
is all accomplished gentleman, an able
lawyer, and will make a most efficient
officer. When such men are the choice of
the appointing power of any party, the
people need have no fear, nor will the
public service suffer. Mr.. Hubbard will
prove the equal, to say the least, Of the
present incumbent, and we have no doubt
will so conduct his Office as to inspire the
confidence of all fair-minded men
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

The first new wheat offered in Rich
mond, was from Dinwiddie county, and
bro,,obt OK oantg
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-07-01

dancing. and no French dancing master,
even De Cheryauteire himself. could have
done better, and the credit for the success
of this department OF the Fair IS due
mainly to him and to his assistants, Messrs
A. GilIaspie and NJ. Monahan. Taken as
a whole, the Fair was the most enjoyable
occasion of the year and creditable to all.
Father Lynch was present at the Fair and
did much to aid its success.
The deficiency bill reported III the
House on Tuesday last amounts to $685.
S45.39. This is one of the results OF
Democratic economy in appropriations for
the several departments of the govern
ment. Democratic demagogues, such as
Holman, trim down the estimates OF the
departments to less than they can be run
on, and then go before the country with
false statement about Democratic econo-
nv. After the fall elections are over. at
the next session deficiency bills have to be
brought in to meet the necessary expenses
incurred. after much embarrassment has
been eccasioned by this cheese pairing de-
ception.
The campaign was opened in Harrison
burg Monday week for the Congressional
nomination in the Seventh district, repre-
sented by Col. O'Ferrall. w. r. Alexan-
der, of Winchester. announced himself a
candidate for the nomination, and ad-
dressed the people of Rockingham on that
occasion. Col. O'Ferrall also spoke, and
stated that he was satisfied to stand upon
his record and go before the people. Mr..
Alexander made big burst OF it when he
assaiIed O'Ferrall for his vote for the bill
to tax oeomargarine and protect the pro-
duction of butter. That was the wisest
vote O'Ferrall ever cast, and Alexander
simply put his foot in it when he ar
raigned him for casting it. If there is
nothing more serious to be said against
O'Ferrall, Alexander might as well hang
his harp on the willow tree.
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Mttsetge fitr 6 Goettraftorett.
9O2nnnrs Nffirf

I
Gan Mntonio, Ser., 21. Sept. 1886. !
Sn uebereinIttmmung nit benz pom
9tabtratb am 20. Sept. 1886 anges
nommenen 8ei9luife tuerben bis gum
12. Sttober 5. s. 12 l1br Mittags in
obiger Office beriiegelte Nnsebote fiir
nahtebenbe in Contract aus3ugebenbe
Hdbt. 4ybeiten el,iaegenomnen:
Grapeliren bpn %, 900 Square Orbs.
Jabrneg nit Selforb @runolase;
ueberHa6ung BON $4,000 Square
Oaros grabelirter SabrftraBe;
$500 &ubiffub Opl3=GoHen;
5000 GubitfuB @baugsrDbren.
I'm befonbere Mngebote tpirb erfu1t
fiir bic beabf6tigten @erbeRerungen
Der San pebro Mbenue BON bet Il. 8.
Dit6 big gu ben Springs. Die @nts
fernung betragt ungefdbr 1000 Quas
bratnarb. Ser gontraftpr bat oas
&e9t, @teine aus Dem 8ru9 n6rbli@
ber .Stelle gu entnebmen fit bic @ras
birnng, beren 50be Der Sngenienr ails
giebt.
pldne fno erii6tli6 in ber Office
bes ifdot. Sngenieurs, bon mo- aud
@opien Der @pcifieationen beaogen tper-
ben f6nnen.
8eim @itpzGlerf finb sur Gi6erbeit
bes betr. Bombs als @emdbrleiitunJ
$100 5u binterlegen. Ser 8etreffenbe,
befen Nngebot angenommen tpiro, bat
cine li9ere unb berldBliGe Biirgibaft
gum 8etrage bon 80 psf. ber Contract
fumme su iteQen.
Die Stabt bebdlt fib bas &e6t Der
3uriidmeifung irgeno zines ober aller
Mngebote bor, fomie aud ienes, bic
oben abgei6dbten Nrbeitss Quantitdten
iena6 ben sema6ten gewilligungen 5a
bermebren Dber 3u berminbern.
2llle Nngebote mtiiIen abreifirt fein
8rDan @allagban,
22,9-16,10 Wapor.
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2prb afanbpIph @hurdiQ 1T in

- SDrD Fa10DlpD @bur11u TT III
sebeimer @enbung in Berlin ange=
fommen, tpo ct i'm 9otel &aiferbof ab=
sefiegen 1T unb 5par unter einent anz
genommenem Namen-io tpenigffens Be.
bauptet ber Berliner Correspondent ber
2onboner OailD Netps". 8on 8ers
lin aus fei Gbur6ia iebo@ fofort tpeis
tergereiit nod 8ar3i1t, I'M nit Bismard
i'm Nuftrage Beg 2orb Salisbury iiber
bic @telluugnabme 9euti6lanbs unb
@nglanbs 5u Der bulgarif9en Grage al1
eonferiren.
= @eneral Sadfon, BET bisberige
Ser. @taaten>@eianbte in Merifo iibers
rei6te benz prdfioenten 9ias iein Nb=
berufuugsl6reiben unb trat balb ba>
rauf bic 9eiureiie an. Muf benz Babns
bof beranitalteten ibnt bic in Der
0auptftabt tppbuenben Nmerifaner etne
Obation, tpie lie felt Grants 8efu9
feinem Imeritaner bort bargebra1t
tpurbe. 8orber bate cine Delegation
Der amerifanil6en @olonie benz Gene
raj Sadion Elm lpertbbolIes OelgemdIbe,
bas Sbal bon Merifo" bariteleno, als
anbenten iiberrei9t.
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lfeber ptele Wet(e,t

erfredt fi6 bas Wiiasma oOer bic pergiftete
Cuff, bic malariid)e unb tspbOie Gieber eraeue
gen. $50 fid itebenbes Waite. befnoet, in benz
@fansenitoffe ODER abfaa irseno pel6er @rt
bsrfaulen, ba perben, 10 seipib pie bic Sonne
aufaebt, Die 8eime beS Bedielfiebers, oes
S9ittelfroites unb anberem enbelnilden inala>
ril1en Rranfbeiten eraeust. Sn s ftetters 8
Magenbitters pirb uns elm Nittel gesem
bieIe bersiftete 2uft seboten, ipeldeS fopobl bic
3usiebuns als bic @icbertebr folder &rantbei>
ten berbiitet Selbit Bel ben Musgrabunsen AM
Banana aanal. no maIarifd)e arantbeiten
nidt nur b0Sartis, fomoern aud tObtli@ aufs
trefen, baben iid Sofistters Wfasenbitters aIS
Elm unbersleidlides Sdusmi1teI beipabrt.
sfidt nur BET Sieberr, ionbern aud bel Ser.
bauunssitOrumsen, 1lnreselmdBisfeit Der 9eber'
ablonbernns unb bss Stnblsanss, bel &beu>
matismus unb 11ntbdtigteit Der gfieren unb Oer
8lafe, lit es febr ipirtlan.. gS neutraliiirt bic
iyolsen Der @rriibnng, Der Gsm@tisfeit unb ber
Witterunss ginflife.
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fiir9tungen tparen eingetrofen. Sbr
8rubet tpuBte einen &atb, oer ii@ bur9
bic 9lusf6t auf @rfolg ibrem 9eraen
eini9mei1elte, ,-aber es mar Elm Gatb,
ber gegen bic GOrberungen beg Getpiis
Tens ging. St berlangte f6einbar ni9ts
l1nre1tli6es; unb bod, er bate ben
bepubten 3wed, Die Mitttpe ibres @tiefs
iobnes bur9 gnt3iebung bes re9tliGen
Mittels, ibren Nniprub 5u betpeiien,
aus ibrem 8efiB gu brdngeu. : Sarge
s6gerte fie, obne fi9 gu elmer Mnttport su
enff9lieBen. = SnbeRen tuartete Der
Oberit obne ale l1nge6ulb. ct tpuBte,
baB fie beite, tpie INNER, iid5 feinen
@ranben beugen tperbe. st itano auf,
ging Elm paarmal auf unb ab, aog Die
8orbdnge auseinanber unb mart einen
Blid 1T ben moabbei6ienenen Parf bers
nie6er. Damn tebrte ct su feinem plaz
BE 5urhd unb oerienfte iitb rubig tuar=
ten6 in bte tpei9en politer. = st mar
iiberaeust, oaB fid) fein S@ueigen iebt
tpirfiamer ermeiien merbe, als weiteres
Ordngen.
Sic fdmpfte, aber he tdnlpfte nit
benz bollen 8etuuBtfein, bob fie unterlie=
gen tuerbe. Das aeigte fte5 f6liebli9 in
Dem @egengrunb, oer iie gelteu6 ma6=
te, inbem lie ben 9auptgrunb, Der ibrer
Weigeruns eine feite Stibe eegeben bas
ben tpirbe, untsing un6 gu Iusfii9ten
ibre 3uflu6t nabm.
Nber Margaretbe! iagte iie enbli6
a6gernb. Das arme Ginb!
Sci ni9t tb6ridt, Sophie! Snbem
bu fe iegt n6tbigf, ibren 9eraens,
tpunf9 ibeinbar auf5ugeben, bieteft bu
ibr bic Miittel, i'm gu errei6en. -Mars
garetbe tpiir6e niemals Gelir befiben,
tpenn Manfrebs @rben ben @ieg bebiels
ten; LAB iie ieBt Jelir' 9anb nit @rnf
3urhdtpeiien, -bas ein5ige Weittel, ibn
f6er fern gu balten-uno bu pirif ibr
Ierm6gen fi6ern unb mid 10 gliidli9
MAIDEN, ieben ginipru9 gegen ibre 8ers
binoung suriidsieben gu f6nnen!
(Gortiesuns foIst.)
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= Bon @ibbings tpurben big ieBt
$500 8auntmoaballen beri9ifft.
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gpmmiffiprer Gbarfs bpm 2anb.

OSt+s~sbitsSss~~ T~~s~ ~~vev ~sees~
Bureau in Waibington bat eine gnts
f9eibung erIaHen, bic fiir Stem Orleans
bon Der einf6neibenbffen 8ebeutuug 1T.
@s banbelte ii6 I'm Dem BeiB Sitel
BON duBerf tpertbbollen 2dnoereien in
bet nd9iten nmgebung bon Stem Srs
leans. Nuf benfelben liest Elm She'll ber
@orifaot @arroltDn, ferner bic Metairie=
&ennbabn, mebrere Griebb6fe unb bic
Shell &oab bon Stem Orleans na6
benz pont6artrains See. S6on. bor ldns
gerer 3eit tau@te elm frans6iif9er Claim
aus Der Mitte bes porigen Sabrbunberts
auf unb auf @runb beHen Derlangen Sic
Snbaber be6elben bic 9erausgabe ienes
9anbes. @ommiiFoner Sparfs bat bic
@altigteit biefer Nniprh9e anerfannt,
ba TN Wertrage BON 1903, ben bic Ser.
Staaten nit Grantrei6 abi6lof1en, iene
Claims ausbriidli9 gei9iibt unb aners
fannt tuurben. 9ie Summe, I'm, bic es
| fi6 bierbei banbelt, betrdst pieIe MiIs
ltonen.
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Gtme ME febIsebe,,be Saus Mrsnet.

Sd babe in nleiner Tamilie fetig
Simmons' 2iber &egulato +
bereitet BON S. 8. 3ellin & Co., u. stp.
feit s. 10 Sabrea gebrau6t unb se=
funben, baB er ale gegen Gr6ifels unb
96iitteliieber empfoblenen Nr3neien
iibertrifft. Sd babe @alomel, @biniu
unb ale an6ere Merfurial=Beban
aufgegeben unb tpenbe es BET meinen
Ginbern Dbne unteri9ieb ber Mlterss
itufe on. @s 1T NQes, mas cine Gamis
lie n6tbig bat. 8itte fi6 nteines ytas
mems gu beoienen, falls sic ben &egus
lator Oerlangen. Wirtli6 ber Sbrige
6. $. urbanfs, CRAWFORD Co., @a."
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= Sn &i6mono, 3d., befiir6tete
man, baB es gu l1nruben tommen tpers
be, menn man am abeno ben farbisen
Selegaten Der 6. Of 8. berbieten tpolle,
bic ausf6lieBli6 fit @eibe reierbirten
SiBe einSunebmen. Sic Garbigen be-
gniigten ii6 iebo6 bef6eiben nit ben
ibnen angetuieienen pldBen.
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Die
9B6@entlttbs Treie Nrsffe
eri9eint
ieben DonnerffaS
unb foitet
$3.50 bas Sabr Cber $1.25 fur
wscnate in TOrausbesahlans.
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- Sn paris purbe elm @raf @ibri,
angebli6 Elm @ntel beg berriidten y pSia.
manten 9er3ogs" bon graunf f9peig,
tpegen grOBartiger S6minbeleien, biz
er begangen baben foI, berbaftet.
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Simmons 14's' 4sqnl't''.

bereitet hon
4 n zeiln d Co., philadelphia, ga.,
preis $1.O0.
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Bur &egulirnng.

49, beIiebte Sausar5net enf'
~ )1e halt berbirsternaben feiri Sbeil9sn
~ Mferfnr ober aneere i9aollde Sno'
ifana, 1onbern iff rein beeetabtlti9.
sic furirt ale 6ur6 2ebers, MereHs
un6 Mdgenff6rung berurtatbtet1
Granfbeiten.
gBenn bic 2eber in llnLrbnnng TT, oann
1T Der eanae Srsanismns seitort: Oas
Slut it uurein, ber atbem tuioerltf, Der
Vaiieut bat aopfpeb, fiblt ii9 f9pad1,
nieberoeldIagen nnb nerbD8. uin yet
fiblimmeruna bes 8ulaHbeS gu berbiiten,
ntinm iofort Gininaons
asxAA1 NeanIator. Sci fbenoer 2e'
@GfDeT bsnspsii, OOsr bel Aiers n'
leiben bermeioe nian SttMulan'
ten unb uehme Gin.mons 2iber Regulator. Der
biIft ii9er. ns -.
oefIeu, ooer nod BEN GHen Elm laitenoes ge'
Fiji hoa, ooer Bel Na1t ni9t einialaten
fonnf. 10 nimni cine Dofis. 0as ipir0 Ott
beIfeil unb Du fannit angenebm fdlafeit.
@eun Du an s rtI Ieibigtei It, y gs'
bebfie un6 @aIIigfeit lei0ett, 1u9e
iofcrf MbbaIfe in Gimnions eiber 9esulafort.
9a bebarf eB feimes iteteu Meoi3inireas uno
es toifet nur spenig.
Benn Du Morgens NIT eirem blttern @e'
id5mad i'm Mfunbe ertpadf,
iml sssl sa@i1. s.s ssss sss:s stss'sa!s' sss;s !,
Sseses~ perfiist ben Mtbem uub reinigt
bic belsqte snnse. ainber beOiirfen Oft ein
uuoefdkrIid,es Mbfibr. unb Stdrtnn9smtftel
uIn eiiue nabenbs arantbeit abauipenosn. Sirll,
mons 2iber @esuIator bilft gesen 1lagnngsa
aobfpeb, Ragenfdure, 8erbenunssidlpad)e
Mubr unb aud gegsn bic ber ainsbeit e'sensn
2ei6en.
5eSesmal, menn Ou fpirf. bob Dem Sr' :,
oanismus Der @einigune, Stdrfnng uno Me'
Sulirung obne beftises abtnbren, ooer S't'
fnuIiruna ohne 8etrinten brandt, r'ns'll
Sin'''''' 1l''' 4's'l't''.
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preis $1.00.
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San Pedro Springs.
Der eiasise gersnasunssplas bei
Gan Nntpnip.

Concert tdsIi6 bon $3.50 aadm. bis 1o:3o
Abenbs.
geraniauneen aller art fir Sung unb att
9erfhie6ene @rfrif1ungen. @enug Sdatten.
Gin Mefanrasd erifer 8IaFe If NIT bem eta'
bIsHemeut psrbunben.
8. Ser6fe, Gisentbamsr.
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Der faibiOnable
G6)Mt)ttta@er Saoett.
Lucchese Bros, Gisenthamer

GtiefI bon 81 Bis $lf; Gdube bon $3.50 bis
$3.50. Damsni6ube babe Goblen nnb Mbfdse
80 Gents. Gir Mdnner rs Gents Bis 81.
Damenjdube auf gefellunS 9pe3iulitdt.
geue globen erbaIten jeben Mtonat bireft bon
4aris.
ssa 9. 9snaon Stra5e, Gan MntoniO, Sex.
1873 3N
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1886-11-05
Pc B BLES.

An exchange observes that America
hasn't much Of navy, but she posses.
ses considerable Of a yachty.
1t is said that Fairhaven oysters
have been damaged to the extent of
100000 by the cold rains that fell in
July. If oysters don't know enough
to 60 in when it rains, they must ex-
pect to be damaged
In a grassy corner, where rel-stem-
med wild briers grow in profusion, in
an old graveyard in New London. a
tall white head stone at the head of a
group of graves--several small mounds
and one large one-bears this epitaph:
"ChiIdren! "What?" Mothers come"
A young man and a young woman
of Peoria. ILL.,, have a wager upon the
fate of Congressional canvass which
makes the forthcoming election sub
ject of grave concern to them. If the
candidate in question wins. the girl
agrees to marry the MN. If he loses,
the man agrees to marry the girl.
Yes" said Mr.. Hendricks to the
minister, Il am proud of that dog.
Why. he knows the different days of
the week" Just then the dog began
to run to gun which stood in the
corner, then back to his master, and
wag his tail. "He's made mistake
this time, Pa" said young Bobby.
"He thinks it's Sunday"
"Habit" is hard to overcome. If you
take off the first letter it doesn t chan ge
"a bit" If you take off another you
have ''bit" left. If you take off
another the whole of cit" remains. If
you remove another it is not "t' total
ly used up. All Of which goes to
show that if you wish to be rid Of a
bad habit you must throw it off alto.
pether,
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1886-11-05
Plain Talk For Young Men.

Remember, my young friend, that
the world is older than YOU are BY
several years; that for thousands of
years it has been full of smarter and
better young men than yourself; that
when theT died the old globe went
whiring on and not one man in ten
millions went to the funeral or even
heard of the death. Be smart as you
can, of course. Know as much as you
! can. Shed the light of your wisdom
abroad in the world. but don't try to
dazzle or astonish the people with it.
And don't imagine thing is so simply
because you may happen to think 1t is.
Don't be too sorry for your father De-
cause he knows so much less than You
do. He used to think he was as much
smarter than his father as you think
you are smarter than yours.
The world has great need of young
men, but no greater need than the
young men have of the world. Your
clothes fit you better than your fathers
fit him; they cost more money; they
are more stylish. He used to be
straight and nimble, aid perhaps
thought bis father old fashioned.
Your moustache is neater, the cut Of
your hair is better, and you are pref
tier-oh, far prettier!-than pa"
But, young man, the old gentleman
gets the biggest salary, and his homely,
scrambling signature on the business
end of check will drain more money
out of the bank in FIVE minutes then
you could get out with Il ream Of
paper and a copper, plate signature in
six months.
Young men are useful and they are
ornamental, and we all love thea, and
We couldn't engineer u picnic success
fully without them. But they are no
novelties. They have been here before.
Every generation has fulls supply of
them, and will have to the end Of
time; and each crop will think them
selves quite ahead of the last.and will
live to be called old fogies by their
sons. Go ahead. Have your day.
Your sons will, by and by, and pity
you for your old, old ways. Don't be
afraid that your merit will not be dis
covered. People all over the world
are hunting for you, and If you are
worth finding they will find you A
diamond isn't SO easily found as
quartz pebble, but people search for it
all the more intently.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1886-11-05
]]nttry.
NEVER SATISFIED.

4 little, with content, is much
To him VITO II not refuse it,
Who takes it as the Lord has sent
And then does rightly use it.
Most men, with nothing, have a though
That lite would be pleasure
II they could share, in smallest part,
With those Who have the treasure.
But is this trne? Experience shows
That, in this world Of sorrow,
The man who fights tor bread to day
Will fight for pie tomorrow.
lie vows he does not want the earth
His thoughts are far above it;
The gold OF Indus and of Or,
His simple tastes don't covei.
A very little meets its wants
Enough TO furnish living,
He says, is all Il man should ask.
Aud thank the Lord for giving,
But, is ii true? Well, if it be,
The truth You'll have to borrow,
The man who fights for bread to-day
Will fight for pie to morrow
OF wealth, fractions all he asks.
With smallest numera'or
Set out in unit bold, above
4 large denomination
That makes the sum of all his joys,
OF all hi. hopes and b!isses;
Tis all he need, tbs al he prays;
Tis bread and cheese, and kisses.
But. is ii true2 You bet it amt,
For, in this world of sorrow,
The man who fights for bread to-day
I Will fight Tor pie TO o-morrow.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1886-11-05
Hints to Sportsnen.

The shooting season is now at hand,
and few hints to amateurs will not
be out of place.
First, get your gun and load it..
Put the powder in first AM the shot
on top. OF course, when you have
emptled your gun and are in a hurry
to get in another shot, load it vice
versa.
Take three or four fellows along
with you, so that il one Of You is shot
there will be enough left to carry him
home. This will also render the ac-
cident less difficult.
In climbing over fence hunters
should be very careful. When you
come to fence, set your gun down
and get over yourself. Then reach
through, get the gun by the muzzle
and pull it through crack.
If your dog should refuse to set
grouse, and persist in chasing rabbits,
shoot him By a continuation of this
process old dogs may become so full
of shot they couldn't chase rabbit if
they wished.
Should you fall down and jam a.
bout two inches of mud into the muz.
sic of your gun, fire it off immediate
ly. 1t would be safer to do this BY
means of forty-foot string, tut on
such an occasion you must be in q
hurry.
Should something get wrong and
your gun refuse to fire, push the ham,
mers back with your foot and blow in
the muzzle. This will bring a recre-
ant gun to its sense of duty quicker
than anything.
Follow carefully these directions
and intelligent men can do it-and
you will have no need for further in-
struction next season.-Detroit Free
Press.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1886-11-05

"Do the Tudors live here ?' "No,
they live Tudors below here"