The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-01-07
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4 spsips 4 iis Ftal directed % Mr. SANDY
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sal4.ns uLo -. dipng ~i,h bis
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siqt AID elatses
hrsskaa8a alsa ASS caught between
tuaff IA eAss ilsa other day MAS de-
sssibina liz suffering 10 hls sise. why
the e&risinsl 'thss iass the Way ~
fsees . hen ypn are breaking 10 set Of
cotsels"
10 al New York bank. Texas visitor
IL reckon, stranger. you do right
.mart businesss Banker promptly
Ms dear sir. ron have no idea how extend
I'll oaf business relations really are. At
lhe rfrs4nt time We have three cashiers 10
Cmsda
Il Is a mean fellow who will spend the
afternoon painting the front gate aud not
drop hint Of what he has been DONG II
,be supper table.
aYna want 10 aim very.low when you
are hustiag bison, said and old hunter.
.tH9s lnw9H asked the tendertoot, --"Buf-
falo replied The old hunter, without
trageie.
student TO servant OF the door,
Mise Brown Servant Shes engaged.
Student know IT, I'm what she's en-
gagged 10.
notice 81 dissolution OF partnership
lAielg published Ia Minnesota paper sta
tea that the dissolution was by mutual
consent, and added that one OF the part
ners va, atoo lazy to continue the bust
ness.
"A Misleading 0lor First student
(entcring companions room: An, sex
voa have been burning midnight oil
Second Student No; that's a couple o
old shoes / threw into the stove.
NIs WasLingtons birthday observed
ID TexasYe asked New Yorker who VA
visiting sau Antonio. observed ex
claimed the astonished native; why, III
ycpera.ed. 1t takes four carloads Of bee
10 iili the demand
That was cautious old tramp who
npol being asked whether he would hsv
drink Of whiskey as be was beginning
lob 81 saving wood or would have II whe
h. lad hnished ii, answered "Well
mum, think I'll take II now. There ha
been pile Of sudden deaths lately.
Tho American gentleman sends to Eu
rope for Durham TO improve his cal
lie, 10 France for Norman to improv
Ills horses, to Spain for Merino to in
prove bis sheep, and then turns sroun
ana marries bis daughter to slim, empt
headed. pesky little dude
Ny DEAR said thin little Brood
lya man 10 his wife, This paper says III
there is woman down East who got
ont ana chops wood with her husband
.,Well. what OF ii? / should think 81
could easily do IL il he is as thin as 70
ara. I've often thought Of using you
peel potatoes with
Il think. said Col. FIzzletop. "sb
Johnny il getting to be too trining 4
snyth,ng. He 10 the LATEST boy in town
Tina, may be. but he gets up At
o'clock in the morning. notice." replit
Mrs. F,xxletop. "Oh be does that so
caa have more time 10 Lost.
Husband tmildly) You must remsr
bar. my dear. that the mos, patient mi
thar ever lived xss man. Wife imp
lieatiyi Oh. don't talk to me about Y
patience Of job, Think Of Mrs, job y
patience iha, poor woman must have hs
q put up with such man
Ministers wills rather trying 1t tim
Hos mnch did you get Tor performil
that marriage ceremony this mornin
Miaivter Two dollars. Wiie-Only II
dallarss Minister Yes; the poor fellc
tsia he had been married before and
hsda's The hear, to charge him more sh
that
Insurance adjasler Mr. Bloc
We can ALLOW yon nothing Tor the
painlsne. Mr. Block But i il RUNE
Insurance adinsier Oh, no; u Is impro
al. Before Il was scorched aud smok
aaA cracked and hIis,ered Il was wor
only so. frame aud all. Now you Q
ssls lhe bare canvass for 10000 ~ I
wofk ot "a Ola master.
Az up country schoo'masser Who
wiis wm cue Of his pupils. had Q
caaioa 10 punish her cne day. The nt
az thu schoolhoasc door bore this
RefsptsDn. school closed Tor o
- saasrasr IL lie Illness az the lcho.