The Portland daily press., 1886-03-13

Artillery Is monarchic, cavalry aristocratic ana
infantry democratic. Armor and horse brough5
the rule of the few over the many; cannon helped
make one man ruler over all, while the musket Is
the agent OF the popular VIII anu tlle p4heer Vi
Ifthere ever was a specific for any complaint,
then Carters Little Liver Pills are specific for
sick headache and every woman should know
Bhis Only one pill dose.
The school was celebrating the birthday OF
oliver Wendell Holmes, And now" said the
teacher: .Who is DR.. Oliver Wendell Holiness
And the school shrieked out:
"Versed in war versed in peace, yersed IN the
hearts of his oountrymen.-Burdette.
al keep the goods (Athlophoros) land have more
Of It than of all other remedies for rheumatism
for two years past" is brief recital OF the expe-
rience Of Frank Emerson, a prominent druggist OF
Lawrence, Massachusetts,.
In the Legislature Representative Bobbtt OF
Kentucky generally selects a subject and an oc-
sasion that suits him. and then he Is prepared 10f
all comers He does not like to be interrupted
when he is addressing the, House. Recently,
when the galleries were filled with ladies' a mod
est member arose and asked Bobbltt:
"Will the gentleman yield for a question:,
"No sir TetOrted Bobbit instantly, Il 90 not
care to have any common flowers thrust into my
gorgeous bouquet"
Columns could be UlleQ Will OuL Gilo llOih liic
speeches. 81 am as free as the winds than ian
my marble brow" was his initial announcement
to the House. He referred the other day to the
county have the honor to represent and the
county that has the honor to be represented Dy
me- Don't interrupt me-" he replied to Major
Moss, "I am engaged in painting with the pencil
of Hogarth, and want no daubs upon my mag
pifcent canvas
ColCan,s Tafy Tolu clears the voice. All
sneakers and Singers are beginning to use it,
II is stated that lawyer was sometime ago
cross-exanning witness in a local court, wlen
he asked; "N0w, then, Patrick, listen to me:
Did the defendant in this case strike the piaihtin
mo sor, sure" replied Pat gravely, she struck
him wild the poker, bedad"
Again he inquired of the same Witness:
Ibid the plaintiff stand on the defensive during
Wy "Diy 4 difiuslve, yer honor he stood on the
table"
NJ L. Scranton, Pa, Blair Alderman 9Th Ward,
stated Nov o. SO: He had used DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil for sprains burns, cuts, bruises and
rheumatism. Cured every time
Lowell gave a supper to ThackeIay. The other
quests were FELTON,, Clough Dana, DR.. Parsons
SDsnte's translat0rl. Fields, Edmund quincy, ES-
tes Howe and myself. We sat down at ten ana
did not leave the table till one. Very gay win
0' viii You take some port?n said Lowell to
~ dare drink ANYTHING that becomes man.
sit viii be long while before that becomes
%oh, no." cried FELTON,, iii is fast turning into
As we were going away, Thackeray said 1--WE
have stayed too long, ,,o,o,,a
too short-a dactylic supper."-Rey. Samuel Long
fellow
NV friend. look here! you know how weak and
,rffa 10 nd know that Carriers
iron Pills, will relieve her. now why not be far
about it and buy her box?
Here 10 a story of Prof Sophocles of Harvard.
Tie Old Greek was catechising his class one
DAY Oh the ancient history of his native country.
"When did Theodophiius Ive?' he asked Vi
sophomore.
Before ChrlSt.' -. "a
"WrongD shouted the professor. And then ad-
dressing the next sophomore: when did Theod-
ophius liye?'
latter Christ" 1T, .,d
he repeated the question to a third student:
"When did Theodophilus liye2p
"Neither before nor after CHRIST ,
nYou are right yonng man" said the Professor
There never was any such a man as IhcodopnF
lus." ,,.., ,...ou;oo, trons ,h.t
Sophocles liked to set for the budding wisdom OF
Harvard.
SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liv-
or oil with hypophosphites, in Tubercu-
Tar Troubles Of the Lungs, DIR. A. F. JOHNSON,
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, says: Il have used SCOTS
Emulsion In Tubercular troubles, with satisfac-
ton, both to patients and myself"
An actual occurrence: [Scene, Washington;
nersonae 6outherner, who prldes himself on MS
blue blood and-educaton; Northerner. Illn lime
presentl The Northerner-But did you look at
the thermometer? ..o,,
In them things at all In hot weather they go one
Wsy. and in cold weather they go another way,
and a fellow can never tell where he's TO ma en-
vegetsne has cured many cases of rheumatism
byits action as q blood purifier.