The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-02-06

"Oh, go way now.n
81 does, fur or fack."
ssLook heah, man, whut vessel wants ter
talk ter me dat way fur when her wife hab
les been buriedp
"Ca'se KANT hep it. Use lubed yer fur
er laung time"
''WaH, yer mus furgit me, fur pse
gagged"
WHO yer gagged terF
s'Sim White"
'eWho, dat kidney footed scoun'relg'
HE amt no scoun'rel."
'sYas, heis. He's wusn dat. He's er black
raskil, an de naixt time meets him wine
ter mix wild him scan'lous. 1 amt gwine
tar low no man ter 'fere wild my plans.
Yer heah met"
''Yer talks like yer's crazy"
81 IL almos crazy. Dat 'p1exion, dem
eyes an dat mouf o yourn is ernuf ter sot
any pusSon crazy. Nsber mine. Marry dat
man an yer'n shub me inter de grade. Den
de ledge % de Newnited States cou't will
come er roun' an say, Come heah, lady;
come heah ter me- Dun shubed er 'fuential
Rennerman inter de grabe has yeri Wall,
we hates ter hang er putty pusson like
vessel, but de law am awful bout SIGH mat
ters. Come ON, lady, an let us put de rope
rouu' yer putty naik' Use In deep grief,
Sister Jane, an doan blebe dat ken fine
ernuff appetite now ter las me six days"
L
wuz axed by Bruder Sim 1 woulder tole yer
yes"
Goodbye, Sister Jane. De day o settle
ment am or comm, er day when de POI
roke-hearted man ken ride in de chari't
Shortly after ALT left the widow he met
Sim White ''Look heah, Sim," said ALI
az heah dat yers gagged ter be mar'd ter
Sister Jane. How am dat fackF
'sWall, I tell yer. Dat fack amt de truf-
I,,A
tell yer, 1 KANT ford ter marry FER POI
oman. 1 thought dem two COWS an boss
an plows 'longed tor Sister Jane"
''4ood gracious, doan daf'
''Co'se da doan', and dat's why 1 amt
gwine ter marry her."
Old Aft meditatively shook his head
''Bruder Sim," said he, ''de human family
is gittin' ter be so c'rupt dat yer KANT put
no conferdence in no puSSon. Oar wuZ er
tirno when folks could be trusted, but it
amt dat way no mo-"
Two days afterward old ALT, while he was
walking along the road, was accosted by
some one, and, turning around, he saw the
widow Jane approaching.
'tBruder ALT. yer looked so loneso me
walkin' long heah dat thought dat IwOuld
keep yer comp'ny."
'iUh, huh, much obleeged ter yer fur de
'Eideration."
After q few moments silence: "Bruder
Alt, yer peers ter be cold ter-dayp
ode debil yer say. Er man OATS swettin'
like is KANT be cold, oman Wush yer'd
pay or little erten ton ter 'rithmetic when
yer's 'versin' wild er edycated pusson."
After long silence: ''Bruder ALT, didn't
yer suy suthin' luther day bout wantin' ter
marry met
''Who, mel"
'.Yasn
Lady, yer oughtenter talk dat way ter
,er man o. erficshun. Ny po wife hab jes'
been buried, yer mus recolleck."
Yer didn't talk dat way de udder day"
t'Who didn'tF'
Vessel didn't
Lady, 1 amt seed yer fur err munf
Wall, yer mus hussle eff yer keeps up wild
me, for Use gwine ter trable, l is
''Yer is a scoan'rel, an Pse gwine ter hab
yer 'rested."
''Gool day, lady; good day. Use got bus
ness Wild oe gubner an KANT hang back.
Questions o mighty Eeapo' 'portance waitin'
fur me. Look out heab, nowrr She had
thrown stone at him. Look out. tells
yer" narrowly escaping a fragment Of
bricx. Il want put on dis yeath fur no
'oman ter chucl eroun'. All knock yer down
ef yer hits me, daim fl doan Oar, yer
blame heif.r yer's aImOs' dun broke dis
sTm D.dn 1 tell yer ter look outl / ain