New-York tribune., 1886-08-02
The TALK or THE DAY.

The TALK or THE DAY.
Bill Nye tho humorist. has been having Q siege ofu
lately from autograph huntora To ono OF these boree
the other day he wrote: "Dssr Sir IN tho absence Of
snsnuenss will you kindly excuse mo II l writo my
autograph mysefl Yours, Bill Nye."
"The Perfect Ones" is the nams OF . new religious
sect recently founded by Mss Hannah Martin In Ohio.
The matter with Hannah that shsis tt. behind the
real perfect ones.-IOil City Blizzard.
A little girl living in Pottstown. in breaking soms
cggs for cooking purposes, found American cent u
tho date OF 1881 IN one OF the yoks How did the cent
get in that eggi It is moro unAccountabls than are
OF the fresh NewJersey egss" thas
are purchased at the groceries.
THEY BOTH PAINTED.
Ponsonby by-Ciood heavens! Awthar have just no
ticed that your necktis 70 under your ear
walking two squares In that shocking manner
Ponsonby-l am sorry my dear BOY. but
De Twiriiger And your suspender dear Gus, Is pro-
tradng beneath your sack
fBot& faint and are carried into drug store for 70
pairs II Phi adelphia Call
1t remained for a Bostonan to lsave the words 10
God Wa Trust" scrupulousy OF tho counterfeit sivea
dollars which he was quietly circulating in tho City Of
Culture
CASE or sUNsTRoKE.
late July goes glimmerng by on the wings OF solar
And Il. Offset soda azz or rsTocrystiS cream
I'd ike to steal an April eve aud in is embraces e
Tomorrow
The morning
Adornng
The brow OF q winter sky
The OF ia In the air. Its odors every where.
The frocsoms nIes are fond aud fleet and tho summer
Although il .prinsed a biz suffered yesterday
The weather
or what arc
The reason. cannot .sy.
Washington Post
A Western Journal has been making some inqureS
into Mis- Cleveands prose style. IL takes for text
There is nothing ia literature which compares with
squre's poetry unless 1t be Mis, Cleveland's luri
prose- But Miss Cevelands prose turns out after al
not to be lucid. In George Eliot ami Other studies"
our critic decides. 1t IA Tabby and opalne In In
Long Rum, tho new novel. is Is "tesselated and
crepuscuar."
From statistical report. prepared at the Ministry %
Justice It appears that the decentralization OF the young
~ trancr. ,Dd in Part, more especially. ba. made sd
IL girls under sixteen. the number Of accused has risen
u o.v and "o- respectively That o. sentence. pase!
t~enty from 50JG hoys and Iot6 girls TO 2ot.o boyj
children within the past hyc years
Says Mr. J. Paxson. formerly president OF tho Amer
lean International Exhibition Company: The city
fathers OF steubenyie, Ohio concluded TO lay new
pavement two and they just dug one foot 1e-
low the surface OF the street, put In four inches ~
sand. gravel then set fourinch fire.
a ,ne ami they have the finest pavement In tho
world This the main street OF steubenyille. and
after years use shows no perceptibe wear at all
found Dut three bricks I'm the squares that were
cracked Now as 20 It's cost. steubenyle has con
tract to-day put IL down eighty three cents per
square yard. This prcs includes the bricSs the Other
materials aud the work 0, layla Belgian blocks cost
from - 80 70 - per square yar and asphalt costs
about the sane. As its advantages. It's amosten-
trey noeiess Ice doesn't adhere TO IT ia winter time
at all II can he taken mp ani repaired without anY
trouble Horses slip B,.gian bo,k, and asphalt,
but on this. matter how wet the weather may oe.
they will retain nrm footing raers Is no objection
whatever to he raised AGAINST this style OF pvem'nL
The merits OF It bs.uy ur.bIity. noselessue".
cheapncss ard safety In driving It possesses every
element that good pagsnent should have. Itisao'
solutely perfect"
BU-INrSs WIN THE PASTOR.
Young M.n-Wnat Is your charge. Mr. PaSson. for
Minister-Oh well call it ten dollars
Young Mani can get better nglres from Mr. Byron.
Minister-Wei ir' as.nst my principle. 70 enter INTO
occasion ~ 10 1t at Brother Byrons n1ures Blt let t
be- cash transaction, rn tired Of dong this kind OF
tling on time Iid BITS
some very interesting tales about atrocue. con.
m!ei by being printed IN the Southern
per. The other day a coorei woman served up chilli
cold picnic lunch and sft.rwari burned tho
stake for IT, Now Two negroes quarrel tn Marion Coun-
ty Tenn. and the whips out pruning knife and
sashes the other up into mince meat. Number one as
the story goes several Of number two's rios
tircy TWAIN. divided up his heart. opened his s,om-
acn, icg OIL nearly at the hip joint ani
mited other injuries. from which number two d!ed in
stantly." Tho must have touched vital spot
In dividing up the heart. Gays the skepca Norrs.
toicH Herald.
An ANARCHIST CRIME.
First Anarchist TN Whisper Come around TO tho
hall tonight. y Y. l--2. chrstButs
second ditto. Yes know. b. II. -. B.atherskise
Bur the fact -, / ia AFRAID --
First Anarch st darby Have you been betrayins
the sccreIs OF the tribun,lt Beware OF the ----
second dittO.-No. no. Joaaun-nOt so bad as that I
worked three days last week.
Fr't Anarchist Him. We'll. think you'd better siay
aud I'll Try % smooth IL wl.h the Executive
Board. i -lPhtaiclphs Call.
he Boson Rccort thinks that although Squre's letter
Flynn scarcely be called letter OF credit yet ts
financial value must have been great
HOPELESS.
They have mide y piano of paosr.
What wonders art IA achieving,
II the II make paper performer
Ifc yet might be worih SOMEONE'S living
Il A. ". BtIIAw, IN Ti-Bits.
II Is Suggested that Sir Charles Dixie might get
politics again by settling IN Utah.
Miss Cleveland, rumor says, engaged upon novel