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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28

J of on their abuse Of the old settlers Of
Utah, and which inspired their threat
ening words and tones, was a banner
bearing the inscription: "Our Loyal
People Welcome the Country's Vet
Grams" That banner as the red flag
shaken in the bulls face. II had the
desired eject. too; the bull paved the
ground, filed the Rink with dust, COM
pIetely binding the auditors. IS the
managers Of the little coneern intended
it should; he rolled his eyes about and
beloved TO the full satisfaction
OF the rule and ruin CLIQUE that
delight 70 pose before the country
Is the only loyal people of Utah" By
the use Of this inscription-.Our loyal
People Welcome the Country's veter-
ans" it was implied that IN Utah there
were people not loyal. OF course that
was an insidious fling at the old set
tiers Of Utah that originated IN the dis
eased minds Of the Utah carpet bag
ring. the speakers at the G. a. K. as
sembly being used as unworthy toitgues
to utter the foul ialsehood put into
their mouths by tie self styled loyal"
citizens Of Utah.
The members OF the G. A. r. that
took part In tine proceedings at the rink
on Tuesday night will yet learn they
have been imposed upon by the carpet
bsRgers who have hoodwinked them
into belief hat they monopOliEe all
the patriotism IN Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28
COLONEL ZONES. ETC.

"Colonel Jones, Inspector General of
the Department Of New York, is the
narrative which introduced somebody
TO the camp fire" on Monday even
ing; Col. Jones is purely and simply a
darling. New York, the grand old
Excelsior State which has produced
more and better and ADLER men than
any other two States in the Union
must be proud OF her glorious work
when she brought forth Col. Jones. We
are almost inclined to believe that the
Colonel produced himself. At least he
should father the production, and not
charge it against anybody not present
20 defend himself, and especially
against proud old New York with its
free schools and its stigma of disgrace
10 put upon anybody within its borders
who mocks at intelligence and defes the
efforts Of the school master. The Colonel
punished the people who had been en-
trapped into the Pavilion en- Monday
evening by speech, which like Colonel
Jones. was also a daisy. The Inspector
General mot o. grammars) startled his
hearers by boldly and defantIy declar
ing-dispute it WHO might-that the
question" of pol ssmy and the Nor
mons "is handled by some one greater
than me-" He didn't name the party
who is greater than me, hence, reck-
less as it may seem, We are going to
fatty deny the assertion, and take the
consequences. If this means war, let
it come. Our denial implies all that
the words can cover, with this saving
proviso, that the Colonel must demon
strate that some one on top of this
great green esrth is really greater than
me" (he). The Colonel then fairly
paralyEed his hearers by another
physiological and physiognomicaI
assertion, which was nothing less
than the declaration thst Nor
monism Is a stencil in the uostrils /
Of the world" But here again this
doughty Inspector-General left his
hearers in the dark, by failing 70 men
ton the particular part OF the worlds
anatomy where the nostrils may be
found. Colonel Jones went on TO IRE
the patriotism of his comrades and
Others present, with lot of boasts and
threats and promises and prophecies.
but his audience did not catch the drift
OF the noble warrior until the latter de-
olared that "he had not seen q woman.
ualess she was Gentle, smile since he
mad been in the country. There wss
not handkerchief waved as We walk. d
rom the depot bearing the badge of the
,. a. R.-s thing that he had never met
With anywhere else" Now the cat Was l
out Of the bag and the listeners felt re-
ieved. The people OF Salt Lake G
ilso VIII RSt easier, now that they 7
now what is expected from them. Col Z
ones is out here hunting for smiles on [
lormon ladies faces, and keeping his c
yes peeled for waving handkerchIets 4
hen he exposes the badge of the e. g
!. z. But really the Colonel should G
srdon the people Of Salt Lake for their q
Ihure to crafty him. 1t was done 81
trough ignorance pure ignorance OF Il
hat was expected from them. In the W
-st place. how were the Mormon laiies Il
know Colonel Jones, Inspector-Gen-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28
A GOOD IDEA.
ad AOs 70 individuals.

:. This is what happened in the New
York Superior Court, the other day
Judge O'Gorman presiding:
The other day James B Wallis, an Eng
lishman, applying for admission TO citizen
skip. COME sed to having no personal
knowledge of the document that underlies
right home and q d out what SORT of thing
this blessed country was, before he tried 70
become part and parcel of # To-day he
appeared in court again. said he had read
the Constitution and all its alnendmen.s
and was admitted to citizenshiD. At the
same time Juliu GfieslGeini, who also
wanted TO be naturaliEed. oWne up 20 not
having read the rules and regulations of the
land Of freedom de found & copy in tie
later came ~ sgaiu, passed his examination
all right and can vote next fall If he wants
70.
What the judge did in this case is not
usual, but no one can say that ii is not q
good policy-certsinly some knowledge
Of our Constitution and general theory
of government should be had before the
person can say whether he is attached
TO our system of government or not.
The course of Judge C'Gorman is step
in the right direction, but it should be
extended 20 something more than
merely reading through once the Con-
Et.tuti0D.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28
Bathing Trains.

Commencing JULY aeth. 1886.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28

IL II loyal patriots who are doing 20
much talking now had used their
mouths instead OF their muskets the
war would have been brought to a clvse
before it was well begun. The Confed-
crates had the repu alton Of being p city
tough, but they could not have stood up
before Col 10 es' grammar and Chap
lain Ja,kson's humor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28

II HAs been suggested by an ex-soldier
who fought d.ring the war. that if Col
onei Jones-who is so ready to tight now
in case the Aormons have to be shot
down-were in the 4rmy st all it was
either as the driver of q baggage wagon
or as . SommiSsary clerk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28

II Is understood that a subscription
is beng taken among the loyal people
OF the city TO cefrsy the expenses of
having the account of Monday even
ing's camp fire" framed, As q com
panion piece for the Governors procla-
nation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28

II Is gratifying to know that the real
soldiers, the men who fought not for
officers pay, but because they wers
patriots bsnt on saving the Union. do
not indorse the rabid hsrangues
which Eese uttered at the max on Non
day evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28
The Mirror

is no hattersr. Would you
make it tell a sweeter taller
Magnolia Balmis thecharm-
ef that almost chsAts The
tooking-slass.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-07-28
AND Beaver still talks"

Philadelphia Times
Yes. we know he does. We heard
him at the rink Tuesday night. And
such talk
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
Too Gross TO Relate.

Dark was the Silly night, aud the
distant glare of electric lights and the
occasional fitful flash of November
meteor only served to deepen the shad.
ows OF the massive brick buildings which
line Fifth avenue, when two Pittsburgh
attorneys ran into each other.
"Oh, is it you. r. APP said one; and
was Immediately answered by deer
"Yes."
Say" continued the first speaker in q
n ysterious voice, Ibid you hear that
story about 1888 today?"
mo-" answered the other exctedly
"what was it,
"Oh, its too gross-too gross entirelyv'
replied his companion in a mournful
voice.
Tell away" resumed the first, "and
I'll try TO stand it, If must hear such
dreadful things, must"
"Well," exclaimed his friend, "144 is
one gross. and 2SS is two gross, isn't it?''
A meteor shot across the sky like a
flash of lightning-a thud--a moan-a
chuckle-a dark form stealing away in
the darkness-and all was silent. Pitts
burgh Dispatch.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
A Clean Set Back.

A gentlemanly merchant traveller on a
train met lady and politely rendered
her such assistance that she reciprocated
by ting him to talk TO her. lie
became quite friendly, and desired to
know where she lived, and who she
was.
"Oh," she replied, "Tm only an ordn-
ary little woman, but my friends persist
in trying to make me somebody"
"Ab," was the gallant answer. Il am
sure they act quite wisely and IN good
taste"
"You flatter me, sir, and yet | have
no doubt band will meet me at the
station when arrive in Cincinnati"
"Indeed?' he replied in open eyed as
tonlshment.
"Yes, and the same band is always
ready To- meet me. Isn't that flattering?'
"Very, my dear miss; but may ask
what band it is that is always SO honor.
ed?"
"Ch yes, certainly; it is husband.
He caught on the arm OF the seat for a
minute and then went into the Eexi
car and bumped his head on the wood
hoy
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
A Musical (iander.

A live air on violin will sometimes
set whole flock of geese wild with de-
light, says the popular Science Mon thly,
On one occasion, at country wedding
there was a curious performance. After
d nner lady entertained the guests
assembled on the lawn with music on
the accordeon. A flock of geese we're
feeding in road just below the house
and with outstretched necks answered
back with loud notes, Of satisfaction
Soon after white eander began dancing
lively jig, keeping good time to the
music. For several minutes he kept up
the performance to the great delight o.
the company.
The experiment was tried several
times for week or more, and the tones
of the accordeon never failed 10 set the
gander into lively dance. A bobolink
placed in a cage with some canaries, ex
hbited great delight al their songs. He
did not sing himself, but with peculiar
cluck could always set the canaries sing
ing. After while he began to learr
their songs by note, and in the course o
few weeks mastered the entire song.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
The season at Nice.

hear from Nice that there is hope ol
fairly good winter season after all, a;
regular visitors are beginning to take
heart of grace from the fact of the chol-
era having almost entirely abated al
Toulon and Marseilles, and also from
the knowledge that inquiries are being
made by several notables for suitable
residences or apartments. Among 9th.
els who will take up their abode at Nice
for the winter is the kiIg Of Wurtem-
berg, and hear that his agents are al
ready trying to secure him a villa by
November, and there is also talk of the
ex-Queen Isabella of Spain spending
some time there. The Prince Souwarofl
and Prince Committini. as well as Gen
\. s.elikoff. have already arrived, and it is
stated that the Russian colony will be
very large this year. The countess OF
Caitbness will also, understand, be a
certain visitor. London World
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
ROBERT J. BURDErrE
The Upright Man.

To delineate the character Of an up
right man, man of integrity, is plain
one, and easily understood.
He is one who makes it his constant
rule to follow the road Of duty, as his
conscience points out to him.
He is not guided merely by affectations
which may sometimes give the color OF
virtue to loose and unstable character.
The upright man is guided by fixed
principle Of mind, which determines
him to esteem nothing but what is hen
orable, and to abhor whatever is base
and unworthy in moral conduct.
Hence you find him ever the same, at
all times the trusty friend, the affection
ate relation, the conscientious man OF
business, and the puslic spirited citizen.
He assumes no borrowed appearance.
He seeks no mask to cover him, for he
acts no studied part; but he is in truth
what he appears to be, full of Truth, can
dor and humanity.
In all pursuits, whether business or
political, he knows no part but the iair
and direct one, and would much III. hsr
fail of success than attain it by reproach-
fnl means.
He never shevs you smiling counte.
nance while he u,cslitatts evil asain@
you in his heart.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
A Woman Of Business.

There is a live business woman in
BelleviIle, H.. who is said TO have made
plenty of money" the past year by ply
ing her vocation as a street contractor
ess. She is accustomed to buy materials
in large quantities and, never failing to
meet her obligations promptly as they
fall due, she has succeeded in establish
ing a credit in business circles that is
really quilted. ed. She buys lumber in
Chicago by the carload +; sewer pipe at
Anna, this state, while stone is brought
from the quarries at Alton and other
places the balance of the raw materials,
such as composition, lime, ETC., are pur.
chased in st. Louis, where she also gets
her asphalt at . handsome percentage
OF fFom the 81. Louis price-list Chica-
60 SON.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
STAGE DRESSES,
The Costumes Brought from Europe
by Miss Emma Nevada,

BY Miss Emma Nevada.
reporter for the New York Mail and
Express was industriously jotting down
items in Miss Emma Nevada's very
tastefully arranged rooms in the Everett
particularly portrait of a fine looking
elderly gentleman which stood on the
grand piano, and which the lady after
ward told him represented her father,
Mr.. Wixom, when a bright, silvery
voice broke his solitude with: "Oh,
you reporters again. Ever since last
Monday have been looking for those
golden locks you all spoke of, and have
failed so far to find them"
Nile. Nevada was tastefuly attired
by steel blue silk walking dress the
front ornamented with pendant chenille
balls. Her only ornaments were dia-
mond aragoR at her throat and gold
han bracelet in which were set three
iamonds. She has brown ewes and
brown hair, her fipule is petite and her
iace rouhu ana very pretty.
"fes, the only operas expect to APP
pear in, she said in answer 10 an in.
quiry, ARE Lakeme,' the new one, La
Somnambula,' Lucia and Iossibly
'Rigolet-o.' And so you know haven't
sung note since | landed. must be-
gin tomorrow"
"You have some elegant costumes,
beieve?"
"Ycs, ! have; and some very original
ones, those used in "Sonnambula" partic
ularly. and one took off the back of a
Swiss peasant myself That is very
simple one being just plain white
bodice and skirt. The next one. the
wedding dress, is made of white CASH
mere trimmed with three blue cashmere
bands round the waist, embroidered by
hand work with cashmere and silver.
The bodice is very elegantly oramented
with solid silver with little lacings of
silver and chains ending with silver
balls. These chains are worn by the
Swiss girls, running horizontally across
the breast before marriage, and vertic.
ally afterward. The third dress is red
cashmere skirt accordion plated. Over
this is blue bodice very handsomely
embroidered with gold, and around my
neck wear white silk handkerchief
edged with fine gold lace and embroid-
cred very finely with gold and pearls"
"Who made your dresses?"
Felix and Worth made some; most,
however, were made by NJ. l.. Barrow
in Paris. For the Lakeme costume, the
material came from India, and was made
up by the Comedy theatre costumer in
Paris"
What style of costume have you for
Lakeme?"
"Of course, Indian; it consist of an ex-
quisite fabric, in the shape of long
scarf, which is draped around Inc very
simply-one can hardly described it. il
is so odd. Then, of course, it is covered
with gold chains and bangles"
Did you bring any millinery of any
account back with you? But need not
ask; of course you did"
81 have two elegant hats and one they
have named the Nevada hat 1t is very
odd, the feather being so arranged as to
represent donkey's ears. The other is
an evening hat, mace on a gilt frame,
which shows through a light covering
of pale blue silk tul,e, the only trim
ming being five swallows--wbat would
Mr.. Bergh say?-arranged around the
crown"
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

he, never praises yor among your
friends and then joins in traducing you
among enemies.
You will never find one part of his
character at variance with another
In his manners he is simple and I'M
affected; in all his proceedings open and
consistent.
such is the man of integrity. Carl
Pretzel's Weekly.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
Illegal People.

When Nihilist, after a rather long
absence, suddenly reaches some city
without previously comforting with those
who have been there recently, ais posi-.
ton is very singular one. Although
he may know he is in the midst OF
friends and old companions in arms, he
is absolutely incapable of finding aAy OF
them. Being illegal" people or outlaws
they live with false passports, and are
frequently compelled to change their
names and their places of abode. To in
quire for them under their old names is
not to be thought OF, for these continu-
Gus changes are not made for mele
amusement, but from the necessity, con-
stantly recurring, OF escaping from some
imminent danger, more or less grave.
To go to the old residence of Nihilist
and ask for him under his old name
would be voluntarily putting ones head
the lions mouth. Under such cir.
c-ristaDces Nihllist is put TO no end OF
trouble, and has to wander hither and
thither in order to find his friends. He
applies to old acquaintances among peo-
pie who are 'leeap and peaceful-that is
to say, officials, business men, barristers,
doctors, ETC., who form an intermediate
class, unconsciously connecting the most
active Nihilist with those who take the
least interest in public affairs. In this
class there are people ofall ranks. Some
secretly aid the Nihlists more or less
energetically.
Others receive them into their houses,
simply as friends, without having any
serious" business with them. Others,
again, see them only casually. but know
from whom more or less accurate in
formation is to be obtained, and so on.
All these people, being with
the movement, or almost so, run little
risk Of being arrested, and living as they
do 'legally"-that is to say, under their
own names-they are easy TO be found,
and supply the Ariadne's thread which
enables any one to penetrate into the
Nihilist labyrinth who has not had tine,
or who has been unable, TO obtain the
addresses of the affiliated Stepniak, in
the Cornhili Magazine.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
What DO the Druggists Sayf

They know what the people call for,
and they hear what their patrons say as
TO whether the medicines they buy
work well or not. Martel 4 johnson,
Rush City, Mimi, say, Browns Iron
Bitters gives entire satisfaction to our
customers" Klinkhammer & Co., Jor-
dan, Minn., say, "We sell more Browns
Iron Bitters than all other bitters COM
bined." l.. +. Hackley & Son, Winona
Mimi, saw, "All our customers speak
highly of Browns Iron Bitters." A. C..
Whitman, Jackson, Mimi, says, Browns
iron btters is giving good satisfaction
to purchaser These are only few.
We have hundreds more just as good.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
OF CHRIsTMAs GHOSTS,
Betweey. the moonlight and the f,re.

Betweeyi the moonlight and the fire,
IN Ue winter evenings long ago,
"n,it ghosts raised at your desire,
40 make your leapng blood run slow!
How old, how grave, how wise we grow!
What Christmas ghost can make us chill
Save these that troop In mournful row.
The ghosts we all can raise at will2
The beasts can talk In barn and byre
On Christmas eve, old legends know,
As one by one the years retire,
We men fall silent then, / trow-
Such sights has memory to show,
such voices from the distance thrill
An mol they come with Christmas snow,
mo ghosts we all can raise at will.
Oh. children the village choir,
Your carol the midnight throw!
Oh. bright across the mist and mire,
fc rudy hearths of Christmas glow!
Beat back the shades, beat down the woe
Renew the strength of mortal will;
BE welcome, all, to come or go,
The ghosts we all can raise at will.
Friend, sursum corda soon or slow
We part, like guests whove joyed their All
Forget them not, nor mourn them so,
The ghosts we all can raise at will
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
LOVE AND THE STARS.

Tho river meanders down to the sea.
And the tides of the ocean ebb and.
While over both in the deepening bluefiow
The stars of the boundless cosmos glow
The river will shrink and fade away,
The ocean will shift its bed aud return,
But all unchanged In the magic fire
Will the gorgeous stars forever burn.
And you. my love. will you ever be
True rs the stars undying light,
When the river of youth has faded away.
And the tide OF our love as ebbed out of
sight
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

It's no secret that DIR. Pierce's Com.
pound Extract of Smart Weed Is com.
posed of best genuine French Brandy
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Jamaica Ginger Root, with Camphor
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cramps, cholera morbus, diarrhea, Iys-
entery or bloody-flux, or to break up
colds, fevers and iDfiammatory attacks
80 cents. BY druggists.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
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The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

Young men or middle-aged ones suf-
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ing sure means of cure. Address
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N Y
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
His Duty sent Him TO Jsll.

John T. Lee, a clerk in the mercantile
agency of X. G. Dun Il Co., Montgomery,
Ala, was sent to Jail Dec. 10 by a Judge Of
the United States Court because he would
not give up the name and the original com.
munication of a correspondent of the agen-
cy. The agency took the ground that the
communication was privileged, and under
instructions, Lee went to prison rather than
reveal the source of the agency's informa-
ton.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

Central DEPOT % save 81 baggage % T Exppesssue @ @ an, .,
% Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand UnioI
Hotel, opposite said depot. Six hundred ele
gant reoms lifted up at a cost OF ono million
dollars; 81 and upwards per day. European
plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied viii
the best. Horse GERS, stages and elevate,
railroad 10 all depots. Families can live bette
fer less money at the Grand Union Hotel thai
sf apv other drsf-cIass hotel IN the ,tt,
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

"Shall / sing "Over the Garden Wal ?''
she asked as she turned over the music
on the piano.
ayes, my love-" he answered, with a
sigh OF relief, ''but see that you don't
take cold and come right in again when
you get through"
He doesn't go there any more. Bos-
ton Courier.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24

Lepers reproduce lepers, but fortunate
ly the second generation dies before II
can reproduce third generation. Lep
rosy is a parasitic ttnat is bacterial)
contagious, hereditary and incurable
disease, prevalent on the sea coast oI
nearly all tropical regions, but most pre-
yalent in the Hawaiian Islands.
The Osceola times., 1886-04-24
PUT me in my little bed,
I'm too full for utterance,
Was his feeble mutterance,
"And badly swelled IS my poor head
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