The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1886-08-11
BRIC-A-BRAC
suc-A shaving.

The fishery question-Got h bite?
Moves in the best society-Thc fan.
A brides made-By the clergyman.
Having a great run-Pcrspiration.
The Associated Prcss-A lovers squeeze.
Mental gymnastics-Jumping to a con
clusion.
Pugilists arc the only men who really |
make money by striking.
Whenever n musician gets Il bright
thought he makes n note of it.
No ald-hcaded men are enlisted now
1t aggravates the Indians.
Dentist-madc teeth go well with false
sct-oh voice.
A bang is something to a door-cspccial- |
ly when it is on a pretty girl.
Fashionable people do not seem to be able
to hear scandal and not repeat it.
A few weeks more and the tide of travel
will be from instead Of to the resorts.
Civil service reform was q Republican
web which caught the Democratic fly.
Chicago has a population of G55, 900 of
which only 1874, 600 are native Americans.
You can't tell by the size of a woman's
mouth how many hair pins it will hold.
Mrs. Cleveland is said 10 havc n remark
able memory for names as well rs for faces.
A woman hates to pass n pretty bonnet
in a store window, but she is always willing
to go buy it.
A student of human nature says anything
can be sharpcncd. Put a lead pencil in a
woman's hand, and see.
A man may refuse to he Il friend TO a
principal in Il duel because he desires to he
second to no man in the country.
Man proposes and the girl makes inquiry
as to his %pccuniary value, and then gives an
| answer.
The fly is not much Of an astronomer,
but If there is n cream jug within his orbit
he will find out all about the milky way.
AS prohibition begins to prohibit in At
lanta tho domestic wine business shows
signs of beginning to boom in that city.
The most important on the list of books
to be taken to the mountains for the sum
mcr Is the pocket book. Don't forget that.
The economical man is never happier
than when he discovers Il tobacconiSt's shop
in which he can buy n ten cents cigar for
five cents.
Oregon pays a bounty of two cents for
every squirrel killed, and one man recently
was paid for 125, 900 squirrel tails which he
had collected.
There is a crazy man in Buffalo who
imagincs he is an umpire. And there are
lots of base ball players who imagine their
umpire is q crazy man.
Beware of the young man who writes
love letters with n Typewriter. They may
be dictated, and if he dictates before mar
riagc he will boss aftcrward.
An Ohio factory turns out 1000. 600
matches a day, and yet many Il man has
barkcd his Sims on n rocking chair because
he didn't have one of them.
The enforcement OF prohibition laws in
Rhode Island has produced marked effect
noticed around there this summcr.
A new drug has been extracted from
hops, which is said to he II combination of
morphine, cocoainc and atropinc. Beer
contains plenty of the new drug.
A writer says that a woman is a silent
power in the land. To this n cynical old
bachelor editor responds: That it will be
news to thousands of husbands"
Ages will come and go; but woman will
not be perfectly happy until she can have
! eyes attached To her shoulders, so that she
may look up and c~riticisc her W back
hair.
The Del Rio CTcx.) Dot is edited by a
young lady. She remarks: "Alan pro.
poses, but 1t sometimes takes a great deal
OF encouragement to get him to do So"
a writer on woman's rights says: Never
S ~ YOU nusnanu before supper. Put
n H., ~ ms pu.sn1aon on Il i1ll stomach,
''' 'ulPosc ic ooesnl provide the supper?
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AMI o1 oo nnI n' liz n"cu; nh1 washed ms lace
"nno;dnrnS ,ls cav we nope not TO be
io snt hio p,o.anc II we ASK "her. IN hell
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,ion,,i nn,"S pay 'nc game al AL lhcy
ilo lou ever icel That deep, inner, subtle
sensation OF the whole being, rs though the