Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1886-07-03
PITH AND POINT.

The skeleton man travels on his shape.
A good place for loaf-A bakers
shop.
A man who always cuts an acquaint-
ance-The barber.
A clothes call is made by the laundry
robber - Waterloo Observer.
Uniform prices-What the tailor
charges for soldiers clothes.
People who throw banana skins at large
are now called bananarchists.
The cyclone raises everything on the
farm but the mortgage. -Boston Post.
The melting look" must come from
the man with ''fre in his Estates
man.
Washingtonians are happy people.
Every one of them is a capitalist. free
Press.
Love may be blind, but in some way
1t generally manages to get on to a mans
bank account.-OH City Blizzard.
1t NUT be glorious fun to go counting
in Greenland. The nights are alb out
three months long -Burlington Free
Press.
Speaking of flies, a Burlington base
ball player says: They come high, but
VIC must have them. -Burlington Free
Press
The small boy learning the alphabet
is very much like the postage stamp-he
! often gets stuck on letter.-Boston
Bulletin
First love and first shave come but
once in mans lifetime. And neither
usually has much result. -SomeryAe
Journal
When man falls in love he courts his
swt etheart Afterward she sues for a
breach of promise and courts her lover.
| -Nem Hacen Neacs.
Although they claim that love is bind,
A sad experience will disclose
IT'S difficult to be resigned
To boils upon your swo etheart's nose.
-Ptts6urg Gazette.
The bricks with which many Egyptian
tombs were built are as perfect after four
thousand years as when they were made.
They evidently were pressed for time
Texas SUtings.
''Pa. what does nobby mean?" "Stv-
fish, my dear" "Well, then, pa, your
nose must be very stylish, for grandma
says you have got the knobbiest nose in
town. "-syitings.
isn't it heavenly" calculated Miss
Gush, in reference to Miss Pedals per-
Torrance on the piano. eyes, replied
Fogg, cit is ind ed heavenly. 1t sounds
like thunder. "-Boston T,unscript.
"Grandpa," said Teddy as the old
gentleman woke up from loud sounding
after dinner nap, eff you'd give your
nose spoonful of paregoric don't YOU
think you could put it to sleep too?"
Bura, tie.
One of the Lynn primary school teach
ers few days since asked her scholars
the question: "What is dust2" One lit
tie fellow answered: ''Please, marin, it
is dirt with the water squeezed out."-
Lynn Item.
A tramp who had been furnished with
a good breakfast, was invited to saw
some wood after he had finished.
"Thanks, awfully," he said, "but don't
consider it healthy to work between
meals. "-Sittinys.
When you've told your little story
And have settled to the glory,
Of extravaganza narration most successfully
displayed,
How you turn bilious yellow
When you hear some other fellow,
With his wretched THAT reminds me-" Law
you snugly in the shade
-Pittsbnrg Gazette.
Again the zephyrs sigh along the leas,
And blooms the violet AMI buttercup,
Now softly blows the ba,my tern breeze,
And the thermometer is going up
The golden dandelion mods its head,
Again we feel the odor of the briar,
And Thomas" re-appears upon the shed
At night to MARBLE to his loved Marian"
Boston Courier