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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD EARNINGS.

PHILADELPHIA, June 23.-Ihe statement OF
the business 0 all lines OF the Pennsylva Railroad
COMPANY east OF Pittsburx and Erie for May 1856.
compared with the month In 1855, shows an IL
crease in gro.s earnings Of S3sslll an increase In ex
prrses OF 10 7Oi: Increase IN net earnings OF
Sll7 4O7. The five months OF 1856, compared with
the period o. $50 show Increase In gros earn
ings OF 81 1870 los increase IN expenses 0i >b22O52
an increase In net earning. ~ sos. O16
All lines OF PlttsOur- ant Erie Tor the Il ye
months " % show deficiency IN meeting all llabii-
ties OF St3i 79s being decreased deficiency as com
pared win me same period Of lss5. OF f2lI,tIo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

DOANF-LOCKEOn the ID INST AZ the resi- ieHse o. the
bride, by the Rev Wlllan Orn'tOl .. ID. 4OE2ri tres
man Ooane ~ Crete Neb. 70 adelaide young 81 shter
or General Fred I. iOcIe. 0. t1ls city.
HANCHETT-MURPHEI- In Dover Del. TuestaY. fl1B
y 1880. by IN Rev. l.. W Gibson. Ophei.. itl .htsr
Of the late Rev hOnls O. Murp 20 DR.. Hely %. Han
caett. Of As IVES, Jth-st, New-fOrk-
PARK-A RMITAGE-On Tuesday Tune - by the Rev.
H. o Pentecost BENJAMIN r PARK Of New York. to Mary
T.. Arnitage OF Newark. y. J.
CkWELL-BICk y FL lon rhe . ID by the Rev.
Theodore l. Cuyer the aa ette Avenue PresDyt erin
Church. Brook Henry b Rockwell Of scranton Pena,
TO MISS Anna Bicknsll, ot brooklyn.
WIL,ON-BURrON-On Weiasiiay. Juns %. at tbs
resi- lie OF the Ortts parents By The Rev. Arthur
Brooks. d. d.. Edwsri ". Mus)l 10 Jennie Il. Burton
youngest dau ghter OF Alexander Rumrtll esq
WITdEKBE E-GA II ER-On Wei ssdly ine % at the
ti BRIDE. parents By IN; ROY T. Wncac.icr
Donald Annie l.. Glut.er 60 Walter Z. With srb,e
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
THE PRESIDENT PAYING HIS BILL.

BALTIMORE, June 23.-A check tor the full
amount OF his EXPENSES at Dser Park was yesterday
10y President Cleveland to the Baltimore sud ONO
Railroad Company. In the letter incosing his check
she President mis- appreciation OF tlc atseH-
himself aud Mrs. Cleyelan Il received.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
THROUGH NEE- YORK STATE.
GARDENING BY TIE STATES SOLDIERS

GAEDENING 81 The = AIE ; sUI4DIEIs~
PEEKsKILL, June 23.-The rain OF to- day has
turned welkepI State MLarY Camp into Inorass
The have hal easy day OF IT, II has been a
tresome to them. however. and they have fairly
racsel brains TO find kind % amusement
Some Played bali; others d gently went to WORK with
mex aud shovel aud I'd lde their company Gets lOos
pfrity by laying Do gsr beds The or Com
pany have prrIY arranged large maltese cross "i
80 and n.d win little rDee bushes Company L. Ms
"a stu cross AMI Company L. has lad OHt tfo-
n.enuons flower bed u oil Will bushes IN
boom. gives The street most charming appear
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
WALTER ERNEST MEYER.

Walter Ernest Meyer son of Professor julius
T. Meyer OF No. 81 St Feux-st, Brooklyn. died
board the steamship Finance June Is,
while his way home from Brazil aud
buried at sea- He brought up Brooklyn
south America several years 10 In busi
mesa He operated the FIRST steamship that FURNISHED
transportation the Rio snu. On the death OF the
United states Consul At Para In 1888 he became acting
Consul His health broke down and he started for
nOme on Juue
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

SERIOUSLY STA BBED BY DRUNKEN LABORER.
John Mack, a middle-aged laborer, of No.
lawrencc-s Brooklyn. Was arrested early yesterday
morning charged with stsbDng Mrs. Cathar!ne Dona-
hue OF No. $50 Allan tic-ave in the neck The woman
was taken to Long Island Hospital and Inc wound
was ersd extremely serious Mack had been
spree for several days and his wife and children went 10
Mrs Culin, who nves In the same house
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
MILITIAnEY rRUD0IyG ~ the RAW

Despite the rain the militiamen continued
their physi endurance test al Glenwood yesterday
Lord covered tho greatest distance OF the dayJGSs
ID.es--and came mp To Evans. the leading man.
PnysIkY added "a mi 80 10 hls score; Evans "a s krt
mer. 3ts johnston. 3D. Kelly. 80; Leach % auI VI any
- Tae fui follows; Evans, - miles, Lord
- Johnston. o.; PhynAy. Ga. Kramer Co. kely
o. p; Leach, 81, Many, 80.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

northssstwsrd through Eew'Jsrsey. Cold rain fell
there. In Eastern New-Yorx and New-EnsIand Exceps
for some cloudiness In the South Atlantic State tbs
weather elsewhere was generally fair. Summer warntn
prevailed the North The barometer here fell
slowly, with measuring 1.o2 inches The empers-
turs ranged between 500 and G5o the average 62').
being 21s lower than on the corresponding day Isss
year and 4sss lower than on Tuesday.
Nearly stationary Temperature, elouitness ana nsbs
rain. may be expected In this city ana vicinity to-
day At present. warmer fair weather Is Indicated Tor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

away q section OF HIckman's Museum. The
real estate Office Of Justice Wariag at West
End was compl-t-ly demolished. The flag pole
on Bauer's hotel. West Brighton was blown
down carrying part OF the roof The boat
house above RavenhalPs cottage was blown
and twenty boats adrift.
At Winter Sons bathing pavillons
were destroyed. Other damage done. At o clock
yesterday afternoon two wagons belonging To Henry
Hamilton. drawn BY four horses. sank In the mire
on the COncpuFe road. where they stil remain Much
greater damage IL anticipated by the hotekeepers II
the storm continues.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
DAVID pArIsS CONDITION UNCHANGED

BLooMINGTON, ILL.,. June % tSpeciah.-The
condition OF Judge David Davis to-day and tonight
showed change. Dr. II. C. Luce. mis- attending phys
clan, said today "There IA telling what a change
may bring but AZ his advanced age the chances would
he his recovery. II lie would continue u
take what little uourishnrnt has been administered 10
him during the last twenty four hours
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
REUNIONS OF WESLEYAN ALUMNI


AND DELTA KAPPA EPSILON.
MIppLETowN, Conn, June % tSpecidD.-
Rain interferei with the exercises at Wesleyan Uni
versry to-day. At the annual meeting OF Phi Beta
Kappa this morning the following officers were chosen
President Professor G. Van B-nschoten; vice. pres-
dent. Professor J. NJ. Van Week; treasurer, d. W.
Northrop: corresponding secretary, Professor u l.
Winchester; recording secretary, ". X stetson' Inc
first third OF the senior honors were Initiated
ana f. L. Sheath OF the faculty Changes III the currc-
uum give less Latin and matthew atcs and more
modern language The feeling the faculty Is that
earlier training science is needed &c. botany pny
steal geography and chemistry are introduced
IN the sophomore year The classes OF 40 OIL
II. 20 20 and 's3 held reunions this after.
noon. At the business meeting OF the Alunnl
Association today the Rev. G. H. whitney
OF Hackcttstown n. j.. reelected 10 the Board OF
Trustees ana Judge Darius Baker, OF Newport was
chosen 10 succeed Judge lockwood. After long De
tees to change commencement day from Thursday 10
"Wednesday. committee was appointed To obtain from
the Legislature power TO legaize aDsonees Votihs
for pember. OF the Board OF Trustees Instructor Mer-
ri who was 10 sail for Europe July g. will probably
remain charge OF the Latin department next year
yesterday valuable collection OF coins is feature.
The fourth quinquennia exercises OF the Gamma I'M
Of Delta Kappa Epsilon were held in Memorial
Chapel Tonight The programme consisted or music by
the Orchestra Club OF prlnrteld Grafton by the Rev
Edmund H. Mills. OF Elmra and poem by the Rev. Dr.
the Rev. ID. K Lowell and the president, William C.
Wallace,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
ST. PETERS SCHOOL.

The tenth annual commencement exercises
Peters school were held a. the Academy Of Music
Yesterday. The boxes and orchestra nled with
friends OF me graduates. The Rev Jane,
Mclean pr~s and Bisnop 81 j. Farrell. OF Trenton.
address the grAanAJes Six gold medals
were awarded for proficiency IN mathematics. eocUton,
other branches " study. There were
thirteen graduates
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
UNCONSTITUTIONAL 70 MARREAYANsRICAy "a

BALTIMORE, June 24 SpeciII).-Count Nue.
cioa papa abeg.tc sledges that hs Visit 10
America Is on IA matrimonial well as ehurcEy mis-
sion. The report that ae will marry Miss Terry. OF
North Carolina, confirmed She IL a. present guest
OF Mrs. Belmont, S-w-York. To-day the Count
Z Philadelphia % visit friends.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

Liquid Carbocryeal "a powerful sanitary agent the
household IL viii destroy f0u smell instantly and sd
into efec uaiv danger IN.
iecilOl rom siwer and Dnatet deposs ~
NOn-pOi Dru slsts 4j 81 AMI a.. W. "A. IL
ChLls % MAlden Lane. New 4Ork. Cut tlls our
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

DAMAGE BIZ the STORM AT COgEF ISLAND
The severe storm which ragged yesterday has
done much damage along the shore OF Con1y Island
The tidss Coney Isiand Creek and Sleeps
head Bay much higher than have
been seen In many months. The high winds carried
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
THE PURITY or THE cRoroS.

ALBANY, June 23.-At a meeting OF the
State Board OF Health to-day special committee was
appointed TO investigate aud report the effect OF TIE
building OF the proposed Quaker Br re Dam and the
aquetuct upon the purify Of the water supply OF
New
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
TIE EXCISE MIDDLE.

Excise Commissioners w. :. Andrews went to
Albany yesterday the Attorney General res
vge.tion that be up
Old and tie Boards and the status OF be tested
.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
THE WEATHER REPORT

GOVERNMENT ISDrCArIoSs-FOR 81 HOURS
washington. June 24-For New gland
local rains. stationary temperature variable winds.
For New-York, Pennsylvania aud Now-Jersey. local
rains followed by fair weather. Stationary temperature
variable winds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
John Z. Scdgwick.
Doctor OF L1rs.


An address TO the graduates then given by Gen.
K. o. Beirne. The General praised the
for their skin and patriotic feeling, aud went TO
advise the graduating class 10 beware OF being
modest The professions, he said. were overcrowded
there more now than ever for college men
business railrOading ana manufacturing He urged
graduates To take active interest ia politics and
public affairs generally, and TO try 10 make useful cti
Prizes and medals were then awarded as follows:
Highest hOnOrs, James f. Russell Hughes Gold MEDIA
for Philosophical Essay John A Troy; Biographical Is
say Medal, John A Troy $50 FOR English essay. John
A Troy $50 for scientific essay. Charles A. Ningerter
$50 for essay " Evidences OF Religion" JOHN A.
Troy silver medal for good conduct John F. Clare Ill
medal for proficiency In rhetoric, Charles A WIN
grrter; silver medal for proficiency In belesettres
william II. McCHntOck; silver medal for proficiency In
classics. John f. Clare Archbishop COrrigtn male
closing remarks, and great amount OF haniskakin
and cheering followed. A luncheon served the
college g-hall
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

they stu debating the subject Is thought mere
that DIR. McCauev will be removed.
Tonight tho alumni GRAFTON delivered by tue hsV'
DR.. W. Y. Tudor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

with Mra Donahue. to stay until no became
sober He followed them late at night
Mrs Cullins door locked Then he went up Mrs.
Donahues door and found 1t unlocked. Mrs. Donshus
wss asleep. and Mack stabbed her His motive II not
known The prisoner pleaded guilty before Justice
Massey md held for Iune 30
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

vrssentaton Of prizes took place the warner Miller
r,r silver CUP for the senior of highest standing in
the performance Of collegiate duties and In moral de,
pertinent. awarded to Elmer Elsworth Veeder, OF
presenting the beat essay, was awarded By the
Rev. James A. Gardner to Edwin G. Angie.
Ehenectady Allen prizes for the three best senior
essays given to Wilbur =. Lamont, Edwin G Angle
and Elmer f. Veeder The two Clark prizes for junior
eNsAys awarded to Irving Johnson and Alden
Bennett Professor Ashmore presented the Pendlcfon
Srize OF $25 Philip II. Cole for Latin scholarship
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

Steadias the nerves ant strong those who live 100
fast hard. sleep o) Little. SOC bottle.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24
DEGREES CONFERRED AT ST. JOHNS COLLEGE

DLVftilto fIslsED n JVIIN
\ large canvls-cOvered stand had been
eracted the before ST. Johns College, FOfdham
for the exercises OF the forty first annual commencement
yesterday, the rain fell 50 heavily al the hour APP
pointed and their friends along with
faculty and the Clergy present, driven into
OF the college halls. Here. p M. the graduating
class took seats platform which was decorated WITH
flags, the military band from Fort Hamilton playing
some lively stratus they marched 10 the front Near
the platform ana facing II sat Archb shop Corrgan,
Bishop COnrOy MOnsEn0r Preston, the Rev. Father
j. CnIDppel. the president Of the college: the k-y.
Father Quinn. the vceprrsident the Rev. John Barry,
John Murphy aud f. T. Mester. and Fathers Freeman,
>laitery Nolan, Mcdonald. Grady Ltvelle aud B0bOn.
OF the nall crowded with ladies and their
After the overture by the band the orations began.
Flve-aN SUBJ cts from Revolutionary hstory-wrro
gwen the following order: "BOstOn Francis T. Car
roll YORKTOWN" Daniel e. Watt; VALLEY Force"
John A. Troy; "Orskany," James F. A DOnulu";
Greenburg."-wiih a vaedictOry- Charles 7. Murphy.
The following degrees then conferred By President
Campbell:
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Dyspepsia Cured
N1rures will BE- fJuni using Dr. UOnans stJm.
ach aud Liver Pat Alwlys safe ali surs
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directors had not boen agreed upon The delay Is not
fully comprehsnded by friends OF the company In TINS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

1RfBusg OFyIoE. Juse al m.-The storm
centre made lille progress yesterdays that itlc being
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-24

The q All Borden Eagle Brtli Con lensst Nilf
- a fool Tor Iniiass GAs 40 equal
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DIED.

All notes Of arrages be iforssa ,otts tsH
dddfess
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TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS
The Republican journal., 1886-11-04
The Diet Of Consumptives.

D,., ,y,. NJ /,......,,,;.a po
NJ i' > '"' 1>o' =" '""'""i''' V"
ttehtS Sh"Hid h" dh'l@", ana Sh""td c"htdtH Il
Iot0ry JoropYytiou ,,f the PcsDjyutoyu Con-
4,,+ !,. I.,,t
M"0f"'S y f'"" "'"" q Iel""'" {" iiS'''"'
The appetite Of consumptiye patients is very
caprcioi,. and daily grows more so if it he not
,,,,.,,.,,...I IL. II, ,,.,.;. yyl,o,, H., to,l
,H"i l'''" up ~ CA'i i''' " "'" '"' '00''
taken is not applied to the purposes of nutrl-
lion. if is better left uuta>tcd: for otherwise if
Ii, ,,,I ,,,., ot-
''S "il''l2'S'e' ~ 'e "'lii'c'i''i Vp' an" Se'N
up Il serious train of dyspeptic symptoms,
nausea. and diarrlna Kind friend, often.
The Republican journal., 1886-11-04
A Faithful Officer.

The death of Captain Grace, of the National
Line steamship America, was caused by his
Jealous performance of duty. lie had been on
the bridge forty-two hours without sleep, cX-
posed during great part of the time to drench-
ng by the heavy seas that broke ever the
vessel, and his mind kept on the strain by a
terrible and persistent gale. When the ship
was safe, and not before, lie ended his long
watch and Went below; but the pressure had
been too great for him, and conYestive chill
carried him off in few hours. SO died Captain
Grace, who had made one hundred passages
across the Atlantic without serious accident,
and in his death we have the explanation Of
his success. This man had high standard of
duty and actcd up TO it. His sense of response
bility was keen. lie never delegated his OWE
functions to another. Whenever danger was
present he was found at his post, and there he
remained until the danger had passed. Such
devotion to duty challenges public confidence
and admiration, and Captain Grace possessed
both; but it is as Il rule the least common
virtues which appear brightest to the world.
n. y. Tribune.
The Republican journal., 1886-11-04
To Erect Monuments at Gettysburg

Some time ago Gen. Charles IIamin intro
duced motion into b. III. BeaIe Post, G. A..
r., of Bangor, to ask the coming Legislature
for an appropriation for the Gettysburg Battle
field Memorial Association. The motion was
carried and comrades Hamlin, Boutee and
Farnham were chosen committee to draft a
proper memorial. Last Thursday evening Gen.
IIamlin submitted the following, which was
adopted, and the committee were authorized to
print and distribute copies to the Posts of the
Department for the signature of all their MEM
bers:
To the Senate and House of Representatives in
Legislature to be assembled:
Your petitioners, members of Is. III. Beale
Post, No II, Bangor, Department of Maine
&. A. r., respectfully ask your Honorable body
for an appropriation of Five Thousand Dollars
to be expended under the direction of the Gov
ernor and Council in aid of the Gettysburg Bat
teheld Memorial Association, to the end that
the erection of Memorial Tablets and Monl-
ments for the eleven regiments and three bat
teries of this State which served with honor
and distinction in the great battle of Gettys-
burg, July /, 3 and 3, 1868, may be facilitated
in the manner designated and employed by said
Association.
And your memorialists further show that
whereas but one monument of Maine regi-
ment,- being that of the Twentieth Regiment
ana erected by private meanS-haS been erect
ed OH this historical battlefield, there have been
erected by Delaware 2, Minnesota l. Connecti-
cut 4, Indiana 6, Rhode Island 4, Massachusetts,
"a, Pennsylvania %, and New York and Ohio
have recently appropriated for the porpose
large sums of money ranging from ten to forty
thousand dollars, thus adding upwards of an
hundred monuments to those already erected.
Besides these last named appropriations New
Hampshire has granted $4,000, Indiana $4,000,
New Jersey $4,000 and Massachusetts $4,000.
Wherefore your memorialists appeal to the
patriotism of the State to emulate the example
thus established by sister States of the Union in
honor of our heroic soldiers, both living and
dead, who fought on this the greatest historic
and monumental battlefield of the world.
The Republican journal., 1886-11-04
The Skunk in Ny Kitchen.

\ friend says to me; "Can YOU think Of
anything that Wnuii make a good comparison
with the /. 5. shipping laws and some of the
olieial>:" and | answered, No, there is
nothing mean enough" But after sitting the
whole evening trying to bring my mind to
something that | could Iillen them unto there
was Il whisper in my car-"Sicncc, follow
me-" and | arose and followed my unseen
friend TO the kitchen, where the following con-
verSation took place between It's: "no You
wish for comparison for t. :. ;. laws" |
answered II do" "Iou shall have one: Let
this stove represent your Ship examine it
well, and let me know what YOU find" | an
sWer; Il find a few >moldcring Goals among
the ashes where there was bright fire but a
short time ago" "Why do you not put on
more coal and keep the fire going:" $50
shall in tile morning." "Now let This repre-
sent the ships of the present day; 90 to your
bed and sleep, and when YOU come to start
your fire in the morning | will show you an
Illustration of the L. :. $. laws and an Off
cial.''
l went to sleep and dreamed of Jarvis Patten
ooN'"s oNel n'N o' snip account '''i" becoming
interested i'll his duties as an official that he
forgot his persoral connection with thc acct.
a,,Iho, nt ,,;.s,,.,,
''" n'' an 'io'l ni"'V o"' ioi HIS oN 'licst'
but | cot no farther, for | awoke. and soon got
up and dressed myself. | then thought. "wilI
my unseen friend keep his promise:' | took
the lamp in my hand, when whisper in my
ear. saws: "You left your shed door open last
N in no t..l,n Nn,,
slider this as one of the L. 5. S. laws broken
and 20 light YOUR fire., | opened the door
and was going to light the fire when | came TO
a sudden halt. and saws, ..What,s that If
looks like a coon cat.' ',.Oh, no, Thnt7is nm
illustration of the L. $. :. laws. Don't Won
see that that is a most beautiful animal:' II
do: but if is not coon cat nt oll If is sIu0E,,,
You are r~ht there: there is no o,her animal
with which 4 comparison coulJ be made. this
animal represents thr official and thc law rs
they appear. You broke the laws hv Iroyin~
the door open and he has come here 70 inycsti
oate.., ..Rut this fellow is an intruder nnd has
30 business in nv kitchen AMI / w,nt 70
build the fire now.i "Friend. ! advise Won to
Weld to his threats. wait a while and >trv to
The Republican journal., 1886-11-04
Storm Signals.

As the coming of a great storm is heral,lcd by
the display of cautionary signals, 50 is the ap-
proach of that dread and fatal disease, Consump.
tion of the Lungs, usually announced in advance
by pimples, blotches, eruptons, ulcers, glandular
swelngs, and kindred oufrard manifestations of
the internal blood poison, which, if not promptly
expelled from the system attacks the delicate It's
sues of the lungs, causing them to ulcerate and
break down. DIR. Perce's "Golden Medical Dis
coVcry is the great remedy for this for all dis
eases having their origin i'll bad blood. 1t I'M
proves the appetite and digestion increases nutri-
ton and builds up the wasted system.
Story tellers who have been annoyed by hav-
ing their best yarns followed by card from the
listener saving 81 am somewhat of a liar myself y
should get some of the new return cards. which
have the inscription, $50 am told by those who
know you.''
If bilious, OF suffering from impWrity of blood
weak lungs, and fear of consumption (scrofu-
en- Medical Discovery" and it will cure you. BY
druggists.
Smith says that when the Barhod statue is
lighted up it will look like country woman with
a candle in her hand standing in the door calling
in the dog.
Young or middle-aged men, suffering from ncrv-
Gus debility or kindred affections, should address
with 10 cents in stamps for large treatise, World 5
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
please" Customer-"But didn't want bay
rum" Boston barber-"Yes, you said you didn't
want no bay rum, and so he gave you some. That's
right, sir. Five cents more, please
All disorders caused by a bilious state of the
system can be cured by using Carter's Little Liver
Pills. No pain, gripping or discomfort attending
their use. Try them.
nominee stepped into a saloon with crowd
of friends recently to treat them. "What will you
have?" inquired the barkeeper in the blandest
tones "Well,' replied the nominee, 81 don't
know what these other gentlemen want, but for
me, I'll take votes.'
ALMOST KILLED.
| was almost killed by the doctors, who treated me
for bleeding piles. 1t cost me over 300 without
relief. took Sulphur Btters for two months, and
now am well.-Gas Hal, Troy, N. y. 2w43