Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-05-08
The Sensitive Christian.

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III" sensitive Christian.
sam Jones baltimore Sermon
" u a hnT~" Is sound from head To- foot ne
""h InlHd tho Curry-comh hut le,us nm
against H. lut he has weak SHOTS about
MN no r"GinS to kick. O. these sensitive
IhfistianS afraid 10 have their feelings hurt
lheS carry their feelings ahout with them.
sticking out like porcupine quill4 IIaurh.
ter. When leave home ! toss my recIinys
over IN the back lot, aud ! don't have them
hnrL II a man tolls a ir about mo | am an
glad It's a lie that | can't get mad. and when
me irulhs told about me don't get mad, for
IN So glad. SO you see | don't have NV feeI
lhGS hutt Some one says, Jones 4. A hynn-
cfit@ When hear that 1 get down ON my
knees and say, -, Lord, don't let mo r,n l.,
my death bliudfOlded p w.
lhere Is not a low-dOwu church meuher
In thl~ city that didn't come from Won Won
ought tn l." ashamed Of yOurs.lys. Some say
wait tlll ! come in, I'm going To- bo reil
'hriNihn. i.Ne taken IN about a hundred
uI YOU, aud know what you are you rar,t
I""I me Laughter. Many ufus when We
40 "TnI don't think what will God tIirL
oi this, TUT what will the PREACHER tho
iilthH~' lhe world think. q, let u4 sion this
rise uP and bo what vOu are. Its a ,rn,I
'hIhg ln h'inng Ia good family. Realize
iy. h'''' '''"
most LIT TOM FNINE FOOL yu,..
We read OF tho jasper walls and pearlv
gates "I me new Jerusalem, but here's the
rrettisst picture | ever saw. Listen We
shall I've like him, for We shall see him os he
is I'd rather be like Christ and be in heIl
forever than wicked man and be in heavon
forever. some people have found out tLnt
thor" ~ no hell. But, my dear brother Won
won won ue III neil ten minutes before YOU will
Jump up ana say, My God, what a mistake
I've made Laughter Don't lei Eoh in
gerSnli and Tom Paine fool YOU a,1ut maj
As the "ld darkcy wCman said, Honey. every
SINNER takes his own birthstone 10 hell win
MN. TO the Christian man there il no hell
J. SIN - immortal, hell is eternal One mace
visited the preacher had turned out All tho
euchre players and dancers and ne had
l"TH'7l "Wt good deal, too, and some rich
men, too g. what tight place tho devil
ES,H US Georgia preachers into sometimes
rtlhor make tents, like Paul, than live ON
aSI""" salary and cloak the ewes of mon
"h" are going to hell I'm not much ON oII
ctnntiS, II they are only Colonel- hut If
tney re men I'm with them. I've seen
tnGrches cursed with Colonels and old
Judges, hut II was in Georgia not in Ralu
more Laughter They don't like IN
iteihlfe IN religion. | put my hand ON a
brother who was on his way to glory. and
>aih' You had that old woman picking brr.
rics for yOu, and you paid her i'm ghnr,s mo,
dog wouldn't eat lie left the chnrrb 'riSt rn't
hot Eut nc sent the old woman some nnur
Snt even with her, and now is on hts way In
glory. The doViI has never a better atSent
ihan a preacher who will go round furnish
lHS lta'her bedS Tor weak Christians to fall
on. I'm not going to Let the Presbyterians,
EplscopalianS, make dumping ground oi
me. Let's stick together.
TOO WARM ~ HELL ToE MUCm PUN.
~ Methodist woman asks me, ia IL
wrong IN send my daughter TO danc,ng-
school never abuse any one else but
MethodIsts, because / never nave time
They keep mo busy. Laughter If had
a mother IN my church who sent her dauub.
ter to dancing school I'd turn the hypocrit-
ical mother out OF my church. Please say |
men, won't you" Amen, amen is cried |
ainids 81 laughter and applause. If had a
Ha hali ghteT llltie weak up here (tapping his |
head) ia send her TO dancing school ami
Tram her feet and marry her to a ball-r0om |
iu'r' huY little farm and put them |
mere. \ person having passionate feeling |
Tor dancing j. not all there. ILaupbter I II |
you dot intend 10 repent, dance ali Won |
AN, nave all In" fun you want here, for in
ieil IL VIII he too warm for much fun, IL
more anything impure in dancing A
Catholic priest told me in New York fbat mo
had revealed tn him that nine
cen out oi twenty women who had lost their |
firtne traced that loss to the ballroom. Ir
Iou Young hucks there want to whip any
mi
IN. I'm down forever on the hall room |
no german--mind, | don't mean the Ger.
nan rane-but the dance. A lady fold ma
ne went for the purpose of seeing what "a
erniah Na-, ana she said german is moth |
ng but
HUGGiSG SET 20 MUSIC,
"The boy was about right when be was
sked 10 dance the german. NO. said he :
let's sit right here and hug 1 like his
nj, Hear ma |
thls world has one good friend in Sam |
"ne', Applause, aud ! would build
all mIle high around every pure girl in
lls country Applause. ! wouldn't want
~ man To put his arm around my wife or
and as a gentleman | won't make |
~ advance towards another mans wife or
iughter that | would not like gentleman |
make To mine. Young ladies, he pure
fore God, and don't let any man touch
)u.
Any woman who is Christian has got to |
II out of society between now and her |
'ath or she will go to hell. Applause. A
ciety woman sits up til midnight study. |
& The latest fashion for her daughters and
III call yourself pious, too. That's where
o rub is. laughter. I'd rather NV
lngh ghlers should got snake bit than society |
l. Loughter A snake bite kills ne
'dy, but society kills both body aud soul i'm 7
IT. applause Society would never let |
o JON the thing Laughter / don't
low whether IL was because | was poor or
cause they were afraid / would tell ON
EN-, Laughter Thank God that they
Inldh I iel me In. You say that's all right 9
poor White lolka to talk that way. Yes,
q some OF you aiu't one hundred wards |
mn soap factory. Laughter. There T.
I no blood IN this country. I've seen the |
81 men whose fathers wero poor, and the Ii
'rst men whose fathers were rich. fAp- IL
'use, You've got To meet conditions 10
into tho inside church. IL the door WAS
an, we'd have all these carousing, living.
,aiing Christians in there before Satiirdsv
,hL Everybody in this house who has
pnged no man with LIS tongue in twelve
nths, please stand IN. TEyeryhoJv
ked around at every body else aniJ ,