The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1886-09-30
ESTABLISHED IN
I MARCH, 1S47.
THE MERRY SIDE I

Sullivan is going to Australia. What joy
| full thought!
Politically speaking, John Mcbride is work.
ing under bad "roof.'
John Mcbride has been tested by the political
safety lamp-and condemned.
|
If they don't quit fighting over in Belfast
they should change to bedfast.
The Democrats are proud of their record
They put it away with great care.
Mcbride will have to run his vote through a
| mighty fine screen-to save any of it.
Mcbride considers the Labor Interest as his
goose. He's just now trying to pluck it.
The Miners will not go where Mcbride is
there's nothing but gas in that "room."
Mcbride would have the Miners think he is
Moses. Most of them think he is a Judas.
c."
The way to conduct a public enterprise go
down into yo--some other mans pocket.
Mcbride is great Labor organizer-but the
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John Mcbride to the Miners-"chestnutsi'
Miners to McBride-"Rake them in yourselr'
John Mcbride loves the Labor organization
to the same extent that the traveller loves the
bridge.
Democratic papers are bowling about "lying
| on Mcbride" That's mistake-he deceives
himself
The Democratic press of this Congressional
District is treating Irvine Dungans nomination
seriously.
Business always livens up about this time of
year. At least there is mole church-beggers on
the road.
Mcbride assumes that Labor Organizations
are -partlsan-as long as they vote the
Democratic ticket.
Query for Miners-How much more are you
making now, than you were making before you
knew John Mcbride?
When topper says he has sswore off," you
can count on that man-count ON his being
drunk before week.
Here, Democratic friends, that won't do!
them McBrides portraits.
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The farmer gets away with the frost this
year. Produce is so cheap that frost may bite
it all winter if it Wants to.
A Chinaman has invented an electric sword.
Every time you hit man with it, he's struck
by lightning at the same time.
mcbride was too young to go to the warl'
says a Democratic paper. What pity! The
Government lost fine Sutler.
Mcbride would have the miners ''drive an
entry" into the State House for him. But he'll
find disastrous "cave-in" there.
AT Nantucket all the ancient customs-even
to the ringing of the curfew, still prevail.
What paradise for Democrat
The Democracy will go away from the polls
in November singing "Our hopes badly
busted. when Mcbride groom comes.
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Mcbride will suspend the State" on the first
Tuesday in November. The people all want to
go to the polls and vote for Robinson.
e.
"Oh, Mcbride worked in the mines!" says the
Democratic paper Well, suppose he did
wasn't he a better man then than he is now. .
The Democrats have set a trap for the miners,
and put John Mcbride on the hook for bait.
Why not put Pinkerton Detective on, also.
Part of the record of McBride's management
in the State is very mpressive-especially that
traced ON the tombstones by the hand of hum
ger.
Every nan gets right once in a while. Just
ask to give a day to the Lords work,
and he wants to attend to his own business
right.
Some Washington wag has offered twenty
dollars reward for the arrest and return of the
Democratic Administration. The reckless
spendthrift!
Willie Gould, of Portland, Maine, is one of
the shrewdest of Bank Cashiers. At least we
suppose he is-as he has just stolen eighty-sev-
en- thousand.
An Italian has tasted for thirty days on min
eral water. This don't quite come up to the
record yet. We knew an Italian TO live twenty
years on whisky.
Mcbride attempts to deliver honest working
men to the Democratic party with as much as
surance as though he had had experience in
selling them out.
It is now claimed that the roaring of Niagara
is productive of insanity. That accounts for
the 1unatics jumping over the falls and swim
ming through the rapids.
Mcbride, in the Democratic camp-"Ive
brought you over the miner vote! why
bless me, if there isn't a hole in my pocket, and
I've lost the whole thing.
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Notwithstanding his imaginary Labor vote
along-is like the odorferous bug which rolls
his ball along, and frequently exhibits the
wrong end over the top.
sit is likely that Mr.. Blaine will be grandpa
many years before he is President."-CoUEIER
JOURNAL.
And if reports are true, Cleveland came pret-
ty near it.
r. L. Taylor, Democratic candidate, and A. A
Taylor, Republican candidate, for Governor of
Tennessee, are holding joint discussions. They
are brothers. A. A. is awful sorry for his BROTH
eli, R. L.
There is an Enoch Arden case at Portland,
Maine, but the "Enoch" found the old woman
so ugly that he whipped her new man, and
left. He whipped the other fellow for being
such fool.
Geronimo's squaw presented him with new
utluSDICr, on HIS arrlNdl III Lie Olu
man sadly contemplates the ugly little mug,
and thinks "one more mouth to feed"-by the
Government.
When Brigham Young led the Mormon
Church, some one remarked that "the Church
is Brigham, and Brigham is the Church."
That's about the way John Mcbride has led the
Labor Orga nizations.
A Washington paper tells of Kentucky
Governor who had narrow escape by falling
into the river. When they rescued him, he
thanked the Lord that the danger was passed
none of the water got into his mouth.
Mrs. Ellen Mitchell, of this place, by marry
ing S. A. Stephenson, of Missouri, is mother
and step-mo ther-in-law, to her daughter, who
married Stephenson's son, and mother-in-law
and step-mother to young Stephenson.