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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Bucklen's Sru,ca Salya.

The Best S4Ive in the world for Cuts, Sores,
Bruises, Ulcers, Salt Rhtum, Fever Sores, Tet-
ter, Chapced Hands, Chillblains, Corns, and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money. refunded.
'rice Rs cents per box. For sale by DR.; S F.
Eant. IL 10
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

A new and beautiful stock OF Lamps
of all descriptions very cheap OF Robert
sons drug store, opposite the postotfice.
9-24-tf
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
I CTRE FTTS

When say cure l do not mean merely to
stop them for a time and then have them re.
turn again. l mean a radical cure. | have
made the disease OF FITS, EPILEPSY, or
FALLING SICKNESS q lifelong study.
warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases.
Because others have failed is no reason for
not nov receiving cure. Send at once for
treatise and a Free Bottle Of my infallible
remedy. Give express and post office. II
costs you nothing foc trial, and VIII cnre
YOU. DR.. u. G. kOOT, 163 Pearl ST., y !.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Various and All About.

Mr.. Otto hlettuer has one OF the pret
tiest cigar signs in the city.
Quite L number OF commercial tourists
have been visiting the city lately.
In the case of DeWalt VS.. Kinard
| Judge WitherSpoon has refused the mo-
tion for "a new trial.
CASTOR G. Hunt have the finest an(
largest assortment OF valentines ever
brought to this market.
See notice of lumber for sale by D. S.
Mangum. It is first class lumber anu al
orders will receive prompt attention.
The white teachers association fol
Newberry County will meet next Satur-
day in the Ne yberry Female Academy
building. All the teachers in the county
should turn out. The programme of ex-
ercises for this meeting is published in
our teachers column.
When country editor is struggling
along. trying to. build up town and
rear large family on about $500 year,
discovers that a baseball pitcher hauls
$4,000 for a seasons play, it makes him
sit down on roller-boX and think.
6erjEle Medium.
a few days ago negro man sold one
OF our best citizens load OF fodder.
When the wagon was driven on the
scales tie old negro had his son con-
ccalcd under the load and received pay
for him at the rate of $50 per hundred
DOunus.-lbberiZe Medium
We understand that q change in the
Presidency of Walhalla Female Colle~e
is effected, and that the Rev. DR.. Steck
will be President OF the college after
February lst proXimo, he having leased
the property 70 July 1st, lSs9.-Keoaoee
Courier.
The "Two Dams" at the opera house
on Monday night was highly enjoyed.
The parts were we'll carried out. Roe,
the Irish girl, was very good. The
panoramic views of Ire and we're fine,
and those who h.Ie Travelled there pro-
nounce the scenes true to nature. The
clog dancing was also very good. Full
houses greeted the company. on both
Monday and Tuesday evenings.
The Young Mems Christian A>socia-
ton OF Roanoke City, has elected Mr.. E.
II. Kohn, of South Carolina, to the re-
sponsible position of General Secretary.
Mr.. Kohn is a recent graduate of New
berry College, South Carolina, an insti-
tuition presided over by distinguished
graduate of Roanoke College, the Rev.
Prof. Holland, Phi. D. formerly of Sa-
lem. Dr. Holland recommends Mr..
Kohn very highly. Mr.. Kohn will be
here at an early date and assume his
duties.-Roanoke (Va.} Leader,
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
NOMS MSuMPTlQM,

have positive remedy for the above dis
ease; by its use thousands of cases of the
worst kind and of long standing have been
cured. Indeed, so strong is my faith IN IT'S
efficiency, that will send TWO BOTTLES
FREE, together with q VALUABLE TREA-
TISE on this disease 10 any sufferer. Give
express and P. o. address.
DIR. T. A. SLOCUM, Isl Pearl ST., New York.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
The Building aud Loan Association

VIII meet at the K. Of II. Hall on
Monday evening the Sth, as the 7th
comes on Sunday, at S O'Clock for the
purpose OF loaning the money on hand.
Monthly installments must be paid by
Friday 5th inst.
J. w. n. SIMMONS,
If Sec. & Treas.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Valentines.

Valentine Day is near at hand and the
proprietor OF the Herald Book Store is
PREPARED for the occasion, with beauti-
ful assortment OF loves misSives. Some
handsome fringcd cards at D cents each
A fresh supply will be received the after
part of this week. 2-3-2t
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Don't buy Woods Odontine if you
want a highly perfumed, no account
tooth preparation, but should you want
something to efficiently and harmleSsly
remove the brown st"ins from your teeth
get box for 25c. from any druggist.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

In regard to the merit Of Woods Od-
ontine for the teeth you are referred to
all OF Newberry and vicinity. 25c. a
box at all druggists.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Buist's New Crop Garden Seeds for
sale cheap at Robertson's Drug Store
opposite the PostOffice. ID
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Magazines, newspapers and the cheap
Libraries constantly on hand at CASTOR
s. Hunts. l-l3-u
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
pARkER'S TONIC,

A Pure Family Medicine That Never intoxl-
Gates. II you lave Dyspepsia. Rheumatism,
fiiIH EiTncv or Urinary Complaints, or if you arc
troubled with any disorder Of the lungs,
bowels. blood or nerves you can be cured by
Parker's Tonic. Hiscock & Co., l63 William
Street. New York. Sold BY all druggists IN
large bottles at 81. l-214t
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Quinine, Compound Cathartic Pills
and other Family Medicines at
1-57--tf. J. S. RUSSELL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
WEDNESDAY, FEB. 3, 1886.
School Books at Chapman's.

Blank Books OF al siz"s and ruling ut
CASTOR s. Hunts. I-l3-tf.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
To Rent.

To Rent.
TO rent, a cottage with Z rooms, good
garden, pasture, orchard, well OF water,
about mile from town. G. L. HaVird.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Fresh Garden Seed and Onion Sets at
1-27-tf. J. S. RUSsELL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
PHLST.

l have moved my law Office into the
HERALD AND NEWS building, where |
will be pleased 10 see my friends.
EBERT H. AULL,
tt. Attorney at Law.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

MiIIer's Almanac.
Niller's Farmers Almanac can 70"
be obtained at the Herald Book Store
Price ten cents. I-I0-t1
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Sixteen (16) Pages for 1886.

We don't like patent outSides or in
sides, we don't like stereotyped matter,
but we do like to be able to send our
readers sixteen pages OF the latest tele-
graphic, State, County and local news
during the year 1886 for two dollars.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Florida Oranges, cheap, at
1-27-tf. J. S. RUSSELL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

CASTOR & Hunt have just received q
new supply of School Books. II you
wish any book published call on them.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Stationery, good, and at low price, at
Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

The largest and most varied stock OF
Stationery in town is at CASTOR & Hunts.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Spartanburg Land for
Sale.

have 23O acres OF good land in the
upper part Of Spartanburg County,
which l will sell at bargain, or eX-
change for otherproperty in this county.
The land lies well and there is not one
acre on the place that is not tenable.
There is a creek, with good mill shoal.
There are two branches and good creek
and branch bottoms; the place is well
ditched; and there is plenty Of the best
iron spring water and three wells.
There are four settlements Of good
houses, plenty of timber. and there has
been a considerable quantity of gold dug
on the place, and perhaps there may be
rich gold mines there. There are good
schools and four churches near enough
to attend, there are also two stores with
in three miles OF the place.
1-6-tf B. II. LOVELACE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Fine Cabbage and Turnips just re
ceived from n. Y, by j. S. RUSSELL.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Try Level Best Flour, five dollars per
barrel. at WHEELER & MOsELEY S,
Leaders of Low Prices,
1-l3-tf. Prosperity, S. c.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Pure Pork Sausage, and Pickles in
barrels, 1T j. ;. kUSSELL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Family Bibles at Chapman's.
An Eye Opener.

The HERALD AND News, with the
Charleston Weekly News and Courier
as Supplement, for 1886, for two dollars.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
Onion Sets,

Picture Frames at Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

A horse, mule and wagon for sale
cheap by j. ;. RUSSELL.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Embroidery Patterns, Stamped, a
Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

homes. ST 10 80 per week can be easily
made; no canvessIng; fascinating and
~ steady employment. Particulars and sam
pie of the work sent for stamp. Address
ROME M'FG CO., P. o Box 1876 Boston, Mass.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

Onion Sets,
Red and White just received and for
sale cheap at Robertson's Drug Store,
opposite the Po:toftice. Is
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03

NEsENESE It's Causes and Cure, by one
EAF NLCo who was deaf twenty.eight
years. Treated by most Of the noted spe,
~ cialists of the day with no benefit. Cured
himself in three months, and since then
hundreds of others by same process. plain,
simple and success full home treatment. Ad-
dress 4. s. PAGE 12S East Goth St New York
City. l-21-4S
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-02-03
NeqV Advertisements.
LUMBER FOR SALE.

offer for sale good heart pine lumber
Orders Lett with Mr. J. II. Davenport,
sawyer, will receive prompt attention.
9-3-3t D. S. MANGUM.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
A CHESS CLOCK.
It Indicates the Number Of Moves and
Whose Turn 1t Ia to Play.

It Indicates the Number Of Moves ant
Whose Turn 1t Ia to Play.
An ingenious clock has recently beer
patented by Liverpool parties. 1t moi
only shows the ordinary time, but
registers on separate dials-markeG
respectively 'black'' and "white'-tht
period occupied by the players in {
game of chess. 1t also indicates the
number Of moves in a game and whose
turn it is to play. Another feature i:
the index upon the dial. This a be
set for any time agreed upon-fron
one to fifteen Misunderstanding which t
move must be mado, The expiration
Of that time is shown by an indicator
and by the ringing Of n bell. By
pressing q knob at the top Of the clock,
it is possible 10 temporarily check the
progress of the mechanism. This
would Of course become necessary
upon the players requiring a rest, OF
upon any other interruption taking
place. The invention is, we believe,
tho first clock that has been constructed
with a view to recording the move,
ments in chess playing. II may Of
course be utilized for other purposes
Being a travelling clock. it may bt
employed for indicating the times o
different countries. The index and cal
bell may be used, too, for public meet
ings, allowing SO much time for eacl
speaker; for a telephone company
regulating an allowance'of time, Or fol
tho testing Of any machinery. Th'
movement can be fitted for any exist
ing clock. As a result of practica
trial. the chess clock has been com
mended by many well-known chess
playera.- Chamber Journal
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
A GREEDY HOG.
Two Hundred and Fifty Dollars Chewed
Up by a Porke
ATLANTA Constitution

Up BIS a Porker.
ATLANTA Constitution
Mr.. Lod Hill, pre- ident of the Gate City
National Bank, has in his possession two
hundred and fifty dollars in ~greenbacks
which was eaten by a hog. The money
belonged to NJ. A. Goer, who lives near
Salt Springs. Early Saturday morning
Mr.. Goer went into his hog lot to feed his
hogs. He had two hundred and fifty dol
lars in his vest pocket and in the same
pocket he carried his ~pen-knife. After
feeding his hogs Mr.. Goer watched
them a few minutes and while watch
ing them had occasion to use his knife.
Without any thought of the money he
put his hand in his vest pocket and pulled
out the knife. The money came out with
1t and dropped to the ground. Shortly
after leaving the pen, Mr.. GOer put the
knife back into his pocket, and as ne did
SO discovered that the money was gone.
He instantly returned to the pen, and just
as he reached it he saw a t~wO-hundred-
pound porker chewing the bills. Mr.. GOer
sprang at the hog, and the hog ran, carry
ing the money in his mouth. The race was
a spirited one. 1t was round and round
the pen, The hog wa too fat to hold out
long, and when he began to tire Of therace
he commenced dropping the bills piece by
piece and lump by lump. Mr.. Goer on
tinued the chase, however, until the hog
mad dropped all the money.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
RUBY MINES,
The Produc of the Disgins at Kyatpen, in
Mandalay.

Mandalay.
"Diggins' are situated at Kyatpen,
about seventy miles to the northeast OF
Mandalay, and cover an area of a hum
dred square miles. The system of min
ing at present employed is extremely
rude. Square pits are dug in the
ground until the gravel bed is reached
in which the gems occur and from
which they are extracted by a rough.
and-ready mode of washing. Besides
rubies the gravel yields %sapphires,
Oriental topaz, Oriental emerald, trans
parent corundum, Spinel and zircon.
The rubies are generally small and are
very commonly distigured by flaws.
The sapphires found are for the most
part larger than the rubies and are
more perfect. From the only returns
which it has been found possible tc
consult it appears that the annual value
| of the stones of all kinds taken from
these mines is from about f12,50O tC
f15,00O. Rubies and sapphires also
occur at the Sagyen Hills diggings,
sixteen miles from Mandlay, but they
are of an inferior quality, 1t is quite
possible that the ignorance of miners
is mainly accountable for the small re-
turns secured from these mines, and
that, by the aid of European skill and
machinery, their yield might be vastly
increased, but, judging from the actual
condition of the workings, their practi-
cal value falls very far short of the ex-
pectations formed about it on the Paris
| Boursc. In the estimation of Orientals
the jade quarries in the Mogaung dis
trict, to the northwest of Banjo, are Of
greater value than the ruby mines.
Though not so productive as the Kara
kash quarries in Turkt>tan, the Mo-
gaung workings yield equally good, il
not finer kinds of the mineral. The
applc-green species, which is considered
the most valuable, is met with in con
siderable quantities and commands a
ready market at high prices, both in
China and Burmah. -BldckUood'S
| Magazine.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
MARY'S CHOICE.

" He has no style" the eoss:ps said,
His eyes are dull, his hair IS red;
In fact, he's plain as plain can be.
And yet they are engaged: and she
Seems proud, whene er he takes her hand,
As any lady In the land;
Ave! kindles when she hears his voice;
And this, ali! this is Mary's ch0Ice!"
Sweet Mary smiled and hung her head
Al whit tho busy s5ss!ps said
About the man above all men
To her young, loving heart, and then +
She glanced up at his dreadful hair;"
She only saw the sunshine there.
Each curling lock Of auburn hue
Seemed perfect to her loving View.
Dull eyesi" Young Mary glanced that way
Her own Dyes met an answering May
A tender light that thrilled her through.
+" only know his eyes are blue,
And kind, and true" she sweetiy said.
Then. softly, blushing rosy red, E""
She took his arm. us II to say:
I" am content to go hs way"
Mrs. NJ. 4. Kidder, IN N. p. Ledger.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
A Canadians Engineering skill, Enter
prise and Courage.

nrisn .r,I lnmr,1r
n,:n ~,
D. d. nhF'l'll''' VI '"@-.' H'''>'
Cumberland County, hA~ "HdF con-
struclion an immense r0tt t"r the rur-
pose of CARVING 10 New York u3a..
. ou onu en- i.rfr;or feet Of nj, N,u,
o'ovy' L..m,aI un,L,r ava
spas, ""''""'- ''',>' ~
Its dimensions are: Length @L0 I''I'
width, 81 feet; depth. 80 feet; and 1t
will draw affect If water. The raft is
boinc bui,t mon = welI-constulytrI
~I, ,L;.n w;n w. l,rr.b,a with
.i"u.'' "nH .n1 F,'m :, ~ IN.
water. leaving the ralt Will ~ EiII.i'S
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

It's not IS good quality as that other
piece.
Clerk assure you, ma'am, it came
from the same case.
Second lady-Are you certain it
won't fade?
Clerk-We guarantee the colors fast.
Second lady--What do you sell it for?
Clerk-Ten yards for twenty-five
cents.
Second LADY, thought you adver.
tised it fifteen yards for twenty-five
centsp
Clerk-No, ma'am, ten yards fol
twenty-five cents.
Second lady-If I were to take three
pieces, couldn't you let me have fifteen
yards for twenty-five cents?
Clerk-No'm.
Second lady--You didn't say 1t
wouldn't fade, did you?
Clerk-No'm, yes'm.
Second lady-WelI, l believe it will
fade. Give m 4 sample.
Exit second lady.]
Colorcd lady-Gimme .one of your
two-bit dresses.
Clerk-How would this piece suit
your
Colorcd lady -Thatll fade; gimme
that piece with the red flower.
[Clerk cuts off piece with red flower
and proceeds to wrap it up.]
Colored lady-Don't you throw il
thread and buttons?
Clerk-No.
Colored lady-Don't throw in threat
and buttons! They throw in threac
and buttons next door.
Clerk-They make more profit OF
their goods than we do.
Colored lady-Why, l Civ you wha
you axed for 1t?
Clerk-This calico costs five and
half cents and we sell it for two and
half cents; how much profit do WI
make?
Colored lady-Iain' good at tiggers
but | knows you makes a plenty.-De
tr0it Free Press.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

"YEs; I shall break the engagement"
she said, folding her arms and looking de-
tiant; lit is really too much troubleto CON
verse with him: hes as deaf as a post, and
talks like he had u mouthful Of mash. Be-
sides, the way he hawks and splits is dis
gushing" "Dou't break the engagement
for that; tell him to take Dr.. SaGc's Ca
tarrh Remedy. 1t will cure him complete
W. "Well, I'll tell him. | do hate to
break it off, for in all other respects he's
quite too charming OF course, it cured
his catarrh.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
A Street Dining Car.

The Troy and I.ansingLurg Street Rail-
road Company are having constructed at
the Pullman car works a dining-car to be
used exclusively by the conductors and
drivers in their employ. The ear will lie
switched upon a side-track and be used by
the employees of the road between the hours
of ll:D and 1880 each day in which to eat
their meals.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

FooD makes Blood and Blood makes
Beauty. Improper digestion Of food neces-
sarily produces bad blood, resulting in a
feeling of f~ullness in the stomach, acidIty,
heartburn, sick-headache, und other dvs-
peptic symptoms. A closely confined life
causes indigestion, constipation, O~lliousuess
andloss Of appetite. To remove these trou-
Ash Bi.tcrs. 1t has been tried and proven
to be a specific.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

IN the United States Senate, during a re-
cent debate, Senator Vest, Of Missouri. paid
a high tribute to the morris Of ST. Jacobs Oil.
Boards of Health endorse Red Star Cough
Cure as free from poison. Prompt and
sure, and only twenty-five cents q bottle.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
Exit first lady grumbling.]

Second lady-Let mt soc some dress
goods.
Clerk-What kindP
Second lady--Let me see your cali,
Goes.
lis shown %calicoes. ,
Second lady Are these the best you
havep
Clcrk-Yes'm, they are strictly stand
ard.
Second lady--Will il fadeP
ClerK-Thesc colors are all good.
Second lady-Will this piece fadeP
Clerk-No'm, it's all the same brand.
Second lady--Herc is a better piece.
Clerk-It's all the same goods.
Second lady--This is the best piece,
the other has starch in it.
Ucrk-Let me cut your pattern of
that piece, then.
Second LADY, don't like tho figures.
Show me some more pieces.
TClerk shows other pieces.
Second LADY, like this pattern, but
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

A PErRlFrEp clock has been found IN
Rome. Another indication Of hard times.
-PH.Jngt Chronicle ZsicyrLoh.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

TIE thermometer gains notorIety by de-
greSs, SO to speak.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 45c.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
Delays Are Dangerous"

WHEN is a mans doom like a letter,
When it is sealed.-LopeU Courier.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

Colon the whiskers a handsome brown or
black with Buckingham's Dye for the
Whiskers.
If the liver is disordered, the whole rvs
TEN suffers. Ayers Pills correct this trouble.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

"HAM"-aud-eggs-I1e bad actor and his
reception. -RumbIer.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

THE law has many members. WIZ has
not heard of the limbs of the law
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
A HUGE Raj

" afflicted with Sore Eyes use Or. 1>oa0
Thvmpsuu's Eye Water. Drugslstssri.It.@T'
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10

lnF rIo'n"~wrln@."N Is tu" m4rd-Jrsun Of
the laundry. -In.,.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1886-04-10
TRADE REPORTS.
A Blosted Dry-Goods Dealer Who Is Ac
cumulating u Fortune.

A BlONted Dry-GOOds Dealer VINO Is Ac-
c%umulatlng a Fortune.
Scene-Dry-goods store where they
are offering ten yards standard prints
for twenty-five cents.
First lady-Let me see some of that
calico you advertise twenty yards for
twenty-five cents.
Clerk-We haven't any twenty yards
for twenty-five cents.
First lady-What did you advertise
it for thenp
Clerk guess you are mistaken.
First lady--No, l amt; it's that way
in my paper.
Clerk-Here is some ten yards for
twenty-five cents.
First lady-That's too high; if can't
get it twenty yards for twenty-five
cents, as it is advertised, l don't want