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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

there are several army men who come
regularly and look over the register for
brother officers, and when they find
them they at once take it upon them
selves to show them oil possible atten.
ton. But "U. s. A. might properly
be written after the name Of private.
and that seems to be insufficient also.
The best to sign would probably be the
official style: John Smith, Col. U. >.
A"--H0iel Clerk in Globe Democrat
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
pRfxE eTORrEe.

TIE Youths Companion maintains its reputa-
ton for publishing the best Serial end Short
Stories, - well ~ striking stories Of
adventure. The next volume win contain the
eight prize stories selected - the best from
over 5000 manuscripts sent in competition.
January, will be Blind Brother in eight
chapters, fully illustrated Every one will
want TO read It II el.75 is sent now, ii will
nav for the paper TO Januart 1883
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

Should never be made, but ambition and enter
prise deserve reward Wherever you are To-
Gated, You should write TO Halett 4 Co., Port
land, Maine, and learn about work that you
can do and live at home, earning thereby from
Is to SIS and upwards daily. Some have
earned over $50 in day. All particulars free.
Both sexes, All ages. Capital not needed
you are started free. All is new. Those who
start at once can not help rapidly making snug
little fortuneA
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
A Hero Of the Future.

Captain--"A brave soldier will always be
found in battle where the bullets are the
thickest. You understand me, Meyer"
Recruit-"Yes, TO command, Captain"
Captain" Then where will you be found
in battle?"
Recruit--"In the ammunition wagon.
Captain; that's where the bullets are the
thickest. Der FlOh.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

4 TELL you. Bradley. that's the smartest
dog in the world" NO smarter than a
monkey I saw on Walnut street yesterday.
He belonged to an italian organ grinder.
He could count" sThe Italian2" NO.
the monkey" 20, nonsense, Bradley"
ANYHOW. saw him run up a column. ~
PHILADELPHIA Call.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
Two 1856 Gold Medals.

Messrs. Mason & Hamlin again have
the distinguished honor Of having been
awarded the highest gold medals over
all exhibitors, American and European
both at Edinburgh and at Liverpool,
the two most important exhibitions of
the year 1885. Since the first great
Paris Exhibition of 1867, the Mason
s. Hamlin Organs have invariably re-
ceived the highest honors at all great
worlds exhibitions,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
Withdrawing His Veto.

Head Of the House (to young man at
front door)--Haven't / told you, sir, never
to call here again?
Young Man Yes, sir; but haven't
called to see Miss Clara this time. / have
two months gas bill to collect.
Head Of the House lin milder tone)-I
see. You will please call agaiu.-Life.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
After the Honeymoon Had Waned.

Mrs. Winkle-"Oh, my dear, that lovely
play you and saw together before We
were married is to be produced again. Let's
CO."
1t who die for each others"
YES"
whats the use !? It did us no good.
We went on living. Omaha World.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

Baby falls and bumps its head,
Baby bawls, they think it's dead,
Mamma gets st. Jacobs Oil.
Rubs the baby; stops tur MOL.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

IN marrying, men should seek happy,
cheerful women. The sweetest and the
loveliest wives are those who possess
the magic secret 81 being happy under
any and every circumstances.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

A New YORK doctor says that men who
have the headache are the most sympa-
thetic. If there WAS ever man with the
headache who cared a copper how soon the
whole world studded ITS toe and broke its
nose. he ought to be put ON exhibit on
Detroit Free Press
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

Down i'll New Hampshire man cele-
brated his eighty sixth birthday by digging
forty bushels Of potatoes. His family row
wish that he would have birthday every
few days, and thus save hiring a man.
Pect'a Sun.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

however induced, speedily and permanently
cured Private circulars and free treatise sem
sealed for two letter stamps Address In con
fidence, Iowa Medical and Surgical Institute
Alb Fifth Street. Sioux CITY. Iowa
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

RICHARD had no sooner declared that he
was himself again than Richmond came
along and knocked him out. 1t would have
been money in Dicks pocket if he had re-
manned somebody else.--Puck.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

prominent farmer of Bowling Green.
Howard County, Nd, Mr.. j. L. Ridgely,
said his four children were sick with sore
throats and coughs at the same time. Red
Star Cough Cure cured them in week.
No opiates.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
Catarrh is Caused

BY scrofulous faint in the blood. Therefore; to
cure catarrh. PURIFY THE BLOOD. Thousands who
have been troubled with the disagreeabls symp
toms of catarrh, have been entirely cured by Hoods
Sarsaparilla. the best bloodpurifyiDg medicine he
fore the public 1t expels every faint of impurty
from the blood, and vitaxes and enrches 1t. II
yon suffer from catnrrh, give Hoods sarsaparlia
trial.
Il have suffered with catarrh in my head for years
and paid out hundreds cf dollars for medicines but
have heretofore received only temporary relief
began to take Hoods Sarsaparila and il helped
me much that l decided to keep on. Now my
catarrh Is nearly cured, the weakness Of my body
all gone, my appetite is good-in fact feel like
other person Hoods sarsapariIla is the best medi-
cine have ever taken, ard the only one that has
done me permanent good" MRS. A. CUNNINGHAM
Providence, X.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

A PARTY question: What time do you
think they will have supper?
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
The We0kpr Sex

Are immensely strengthened by the use of Dr.
h v. Pie es's @Favorite Prescription" which
cures all female arrangements, and gives tone
to the system. so d by druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
nROIrGH IN PILES !,

BARONESS BURDEET- CoUTTs has give
away in charity about $50, 100000.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

No gentleman should smoke when walk
ing with ladies, nor should lady smoke
when walking with gentleman. Ha-
rem NeWs.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
CROUCH ON RATSo

BARON MEYER RoTHsCHILD, of Frank
fort. who has just died, left only S75,.
600 400
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

A SUPERIOR preparation for all diseases
the hair or scalp. Halls Hair Remover
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

The grocer never sings My way is dark
and lonely" His weigh is usually Light
81. Paul Herald,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
A Guilty Sacrifice

CAPITAL punishment-being obliged to
sit with the girls. ton Free Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

Why suffer Piles? Immediate relief and COM
plete cure guaranteed. Ask for Rough on Piles.
sure cure for itching. protruding, bleeding. or
any form OF piles. ste. At druggists or mailed.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

A RECENT comic song is entitled Soap.
It comes in bars. Bling hampton Republic
pu0
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

MAY always be relied upon for curing colds
or coughs. Ayers Cherry PectoraL
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

WHEN everything else fails, DR.. Sage's
Ca arrh Rene iy cures
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

Browns Bronchial TrOchos for
Coughs and Colds: Il think them the best and
most convenient relief tant"-l2ev. e. M
Hmphrey, Grats, hy.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

3 months treatment for 500. Piso's Rem.
EDDY for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

DURING the holidays Paris is to have a
doll show, with dolls from every cline and
nation in distinctive dress, and tableaunpof
historical scenes with dolls as performers.
The manager announces that 5000 dolls,
at least will he ON exhibition.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
CROUCH ON CORNS."

Clears ont rats, mice, reaches, flies, anita bed
bugs, beetles, insects, skunks jack rabbits,
sparrows gophers. 15c. At druggists
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
SKINNY MEN.


Wells Health Remover" restores health and
vigor, cures dyspepsia, impotence, nervous de-
bility. For weak men, deli, ate women ST.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

II gray, restores to original color. An elegant
'iressnR softens and beautines. No oil nor
grease. A tonic restorative. Stops hair coming
out strengthens, cleansea, hSals scalp. soc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

SPEAK litsls, speak trath; spend listls.
pay oil
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
CROUCH ON CATARRH,

Rough on Itch" cures skin humors, eruptons,
ring worm, letter salt rheun. frosted feet, chill
blains, itch. ivy poison. BARRIERS itch. soc Jars
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
ON ITCH

hoCSH oN COhNS.
Ask for Wells Rough on Corns." Quick relief
complete cure. Corns, warts buniona. 15c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01

'NOUUH ON CAIARhH
Correots offensive odors ut once. Complete cure
OF worst chronic cases also unequaled as gargle
for diphtheria, sore throat foul breath. soc
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-12-01
ElY'S
CREAM BALA

For cold in III,
head Ely's Cream
Balm trorks Hk.
magic. 1t cared M,
Of catarrh and re
stored the sens,
Of smell. f. II
Sherwood, Bank
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25
INCREASE AND DECREASE.

AS compared with the assessment OF
1885: Geneva township-Real estate
increase, $10l; personal property de-
crease, SLOT total decrease, $40, oil.
Carlyle-Real estate increase, S5,771;
personal property decrease, S, sol; total
increase, $37, 1864. Deer Creek-Real
estate increase, 1898; personal prop
erty decrease. S., $40; total decrease $50,
5S2.06. Osage-Real estate increase,
Sc, 143; personal property decrease, ST., ;
176; total decrease, sS,O33. Marmaton
Real estate increase, SIS, 1l6; person.
al property increase, Jig; total in
crease, SOS. 373.73. IOla-Real estate
decrease, SD, 500; personal property de-
crease, $11 81; total decrease. S25 1851 .35.
Elm-Real estate increase, Sc, POS; per-
sonal property increase, $3.50; total in.
crease, $S,670.7S. ElsmOre-Real estate
increase, So, 240; personal property de.
crease, iS ,494; total increase, 500, TAG.
HumbOldt-ReaI estate increase, S.
475; personal property decrease, 81, IA;
total increase, S9O3.1O Cottage Grove
Real estate increase, 1884; person.
al property decrease, S5,S27; total in
crease, $S,962.31. Salem-Real estate
increase, $34, 194; personal property de-
crease, $2,S1S; total increase, $3l, 1916.
lola City-Personal property decrease,
Si1 96;;.total decrease, S., 372.95. Hum.
boldt City-Personal property decrease,
S3S, S44; total decrease, S35, 527.Ol. En-
tire County-Real estate increase,
Sal, $40; personal property decrease,
SlO9, 405; total increase, 81, 94O.O1.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25

THE hunt for a democratic candidate
for governor still plods YEARLY on.
One man after another has. been taken
up and doomed for a while, until the
sickening announcement is made that
he positively declines to accept the
HONOR" and the pack must turn in an
other direction. But while this is the
discouraging state of affairs regarding
the candidates for governor, things are
much brighter for the next place on
the ticket. Gordon's nomination of 8.
q. Isett. coupled as it ingeniously was
with the announcement that Mr.. Isett
had begun suit for $40, 900 against the
s. X. railroad company, settled the
matter at once. "A candidate for Lieu
tenant Governor with $4,000, even
though it be in prospects,, is not found
every year and it is safe to say that no
declination will be listened to. But we
started out to say that the REGISTER
has candidate for governor on the
democratic ticket, which it will name
if the rules can be suspended and gen.
eral consent given. We pause for
"cOnsent.n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25

WE therefore denounce the
abuses Of the existing tariff and de-
mand that Federal taxation shall be
exclusively for public purposes and
shall not exceed the needs Of the gov
eminent economically administered. ,
= - The democratic party is pledged
to revise the tariff.-Democrdtic Ma
ti0nal Platform, 1884.
The House refused, to-day, by q ma
jority of II. to consider the bill to re-
wise the tariff, prepared and called up
by Mr.. MOrris0n.-W Washington Dis
patch.
Look on this picture and then on
that. In 1884 the democratic party,
out Of power, denounced the abuses
Of the existing tariff and pledged it.
self to the removal of them. In 1856
the democratic party, in power, refuses
to even SO much as talk about bill
which has been prepared, after months
Of pains taking labor, to carry out the
pledges of its platform and remove
those "abuses." What a beautiful
spectacle of consistency!
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25

WE sometimes imagine we know
something in this country about lively
politics, but If the following dispatch
from London may be believed, our En-
glish cousins could give US good ma
ny pointers. The dispatch is dated
June 10, and says:
A meeting held at Islington, north
ern suburb of London, last night, to
support the conservative candidate for
seat in the house of commons result
ed in riot. The furniture of the room
in which the meeting was held was
smashed by the turbulent mob, and
several women were so badly fright
ened by the uprOar that they tainted.
One lady had an arm broken and was
conveyed to the hospital. The speak
ers' platform was stOrmed by the crowd
and the duke Of Norfolk, WHO'S whig,
being an occupant of the platform. was
roughly siezed by the neck, jammed up
against the wall and rushed off the
stage. A number of aristocratic COM
panions, who were with the duke, were
badly handled. The police were sum-
mOned and succeeded in stopping the
rioting.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25
OWING to continued poor health and

OWING to continued poor health and
other valid reasons, which We need not
here assign, we have concluded to offer
| the Ne,Us, one Of the best newspaper
properties in this part of the State, for
sale to 4 proper purchaser. Every man
naturally prefers tn arrange his own
business affairs, at least we have q
weakness in that direction, aud after
having the matter under advisement
for several weeks past, We have con-
cluded to sell root aud branch, aud. for
time, at least, change our location.
The brethren of the State press can do
us favor by giving this subject a pas
sing notice. All requests for iniorma-
ton should be addressed to the Nous.
Yates Center Ne,os.
We are very sorry that George Faler
feels obliged 10 sell the NeDs, and we
especially regret that he should be
compelled to do SO from i'll health.
Since it must be, however, the REGIS
TER gladly accedes to his request to
give notice of the fact, and hopes that
Brother Faler may be able to dispose of
he property for what 1t Is really worth.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25
Laurence Tribune: Mr.. Funston

Laurence Tribune: Mr.. Funston's
political enemies will find that it will
avail them nothing to derisively call
him "farmer," and charge.him with
being member of the Knights of La
Dor and Of boycotting the Journal.
His boycott of that paper amounts to
his taking two copies-one at his home
in this State and the other at Wash
ington, kind of boycotting that is
gratifying to most newspaper men. 1t
is true that he is a farmer; but then, he
who was first in war, first in peace, and
first in the hearts of his countrymen,
was also q farmer. AS to his being q
knight of Labor, that is not true, butit
would be nothing to his discredit if he
were, some most excellent men belong
to the order.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25

Chicago CUrrent.-So long as Con-
gress shall be in session, it is the duty
of the patriotic editors to keep before
the people the monstrous fact that
there are S2SS, O0O. 900 of surplus in the
National Treasury-far more money
than it costs to feed all our national
ofiiceholders, pensioners, bondholders,
and build, repair, and attend all our
national works for whole year. Two
dollars to each citizen have been locked
away by Secretary Manning alone.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25

On Tuesday Of last week, DR.. Nun.
ford, editor of the X. C. Times was shot,
but not seriously hurt, by man whom
he had attacked through his paper.
On Friday Of the same week, Col.
Strong, editor of the st. Joseph Herald
was shot and instantly killed by a
man who thought he had been wrong
Ell. 1t is getting SO man takes his
life in his own hands when he becomes
an editor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25
Globe Democret:-The sparrows

Globe Democrot:-The sparrows
were introduced into this country a few
years ago for the purpose of destroying
certain insects supposed to be injurious
to trees. The great question now is,
how to get rid of the sparrows. In like
manner the Democrats were called to
power two years ago for the purpose of
correcting certain abuses alleged to
have grown up under twenty-five years
of Republican rule; and the great ques-
ton now Is, how to get rid of the Demo-
Gratis. The Democrats, like the SPAR
rows, have proven themselves greater
as mischiefmakers than as remedial
agents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-06-25
A Walking Skeleton.

Mr.. Z. Springer, of Mschanicsburg,
Pa, writes: al was afflicted with lung
fever ard abscess on lungs, and re-
duced to walking skeleton. Got a
free trial bottle of DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, which did
me so much good that 1 bought a dol
lar bottle. After using three bottles,
found myself once more man, COM
pletely restored to health, with a hearty
appetite, and a gaininflesho of 40 pounds.
Call at Goodhue & Evans drug store
and get free trial bottle of this GER
tain cure for all lung diseases. Large
bottles, $1.00.