New-York tribune., 1886-03-10
don't get his tens away from him very ot,en- 10
pretty sure TO count all there is IN his mana.
THE TALK OF THE DAY

.cco-sinp to al accounts Australia Is great county
for sports One day not long ago an Engisnnnn ,o''
s325 600 on race and didn't mind 1t very mum oiIno.
and on the same day Billy" EiDerson' tho Aii 80
Minstrel won $4,000. At race-courSe near 'ivi
bourne on cup day 10000 tickets were sofa at '0
gates.
~. ,,o oo wanna, IN one thousand in China can read
Ot oNc' U ryinJ man IN thst country can. thotef"re
leave i'm his side pocket wien he na t cc5ted
mcnt to his wife to sew on nutUn, and ending
Your own Yingie," with only one chahce ih 'H0O
OF Being found ont. tNOrristowD hor""
Two Mprmon women met on a street IN 9ai1 h"No W,
bo ther dav Saw said one OF them, 10 1t true t"'
Brother Smith has married second wife = leS II
true " wos the answer How do you know = asAou
number one al can see it in his first we's face Saiu
number two.
"Fothcr what IA n deadlock r. asked Johnny, VINO
had been reading the Washington dispatches; Jiy Jo,iy
father netGyeS n III III osnrng and ho answered hnnoii-
ately: A deadlock my son. Is wnat your ino'n ~
hair is made Of."-lBoSton transcript
Some autograph letters of Mahomet have beon discoV
cred one Of tholn is said be add essed to Manomo'
apdodv in repard TO an outstanding board OiIl; anu
onohcr ia addressed to camel leader rebuknS nun lor
trying TO make too big profit out OF the frophe. Ia
recent transaction aud asking for tie usua cerlca ~
o,,, nm nil ruure business These letters must nave
been written by some modern Mahoihet SuIh"' "
emnloyed on a Democratic newspaper
Tha furnish fIllltIul Hhltol loi
inc mind and here is another experience V t.o ,n1o
tcTer's which IS peculiarly B0=tOnan nuy yci c ahnnt
of the vehicles mentioned WILL VIII fter tGnv wrre
fonr years old, and said to the chH, @ ne, home
seated: VIII you remember to say alteI VIC Eet ,tr
RECALLED with sll9h repas%t % a thc n c rIe one AS
OF my visit - N,s matln' ahSNeI.u INC tni, ~ the
size repeated the words after er mt ntor
tot giving uttcraice TO such spGech ahu
the boGsehDld with Aer precOcty !-tBoston buuHe''
Cold has been discovered in paying quantities IN te
Kasau district OF Russia Tie peasants used 10 ho''
that the CROP. Of their geese were filled Win g'e'l"S
narticles Of gold hut they didn't know what IL was
Nov that they have found out thcy are CALLING '"o"
selves geese.
lady from, ono OF the up-cOuntry counties Is In Wash
itnn for Tho first time aud the other evening she
attended IA receI tOn where there WIS i t9
tno evening She watched II handsome woman III '''
Who Is that lady r. she inquired Of hCr chapero1;
ia the wife Of ono the Minister'S mere ner iro"u
You don't say the .urgrIseL response Wg Wite
we'll; it's mighty queer place .or pI''''''
nuW amt it - Washington CHIC
III. said mat previous to its conversion into a coa
hulk the Great Eastern Will be used as hO'ol uuinS
the Shipping Exhibition which Is to be hold In Verpooi
IN the coming sLmnor.
John Rusktn wants the sewing machine 10 go; vss ny
him put his feet the trcadlc and work H. 'hen
Haven News.
o,oor,s o, the District cf Columbia still in high
IuIseuu over the apppiutn cnt OF Matthews " ny
said one Of them the otner day II the Pres lent wanted
, NIGER 10 succeed Fed Douga-s, why dldht nc
appont one OF our nlesers. on whom we oou' nav
pu p volumes couldn't better describe the grievance
oi the District Democrats
First LnIy: Where have you been. dear p ,i.o,
second Ditto: " iyo be3n shopping ana III d" '"0'
First Lady You look tired what have you bought f.
Second Lady: On, nothing We Ju7' "oo" '"'FI'9'
-fNew-IG Haven News.
TIA. .,.teu OF extor,ns "bOol-money from sailors
tor ttlp. them employment mas oeon condemned 'or
y,r but the payment " ,rltiiti,s." or preference