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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
LOCAL NOTICES.
Good Results in Every Case.

D. A. Bradford. wholesale paper dealer
OF Chattanooga, Tenn. writes that he was
severely affected with a severe cold that
settled on his lungs; had tried many rene
dies without benefit. Being induced 10 try
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Consumption.
d 50 and was entirely cured by use of a
few bottles. SinC9 which time he has used
it in his family for all Coughs and Colds
with best results. This is the experience of
thousands whose lives have been saved by
this Wonderful Discovery. Trial bottles
free at LudlowS drug store.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

There Is no one article in the line Of med
icines that gives So large return for the
money as good porous strengthening plas
ter, such as Carter's Smart Weed and Bella
onna Backache Plasters. All
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

"Dinny, did you be r'adin in the noospapers
that Jay Gould's income is tin cints livery
tonne the clock ticks!'
"Troth, an Oi did Wouldn't be a name
thrick now if some blaggyard was to snake IN
an sthop is cloCk fur i'm"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

The theatrical managers righteous war
against -deadheads" has begun. At one house
the following notice has been placed in plain
view: Nothing but the air admitted freeT
Let in lots of it and help the ventilation
Chicago Journal
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

The pain and misery suffered by those
who are afflicted with dyspepsia are indie
scribable. The relief which is given by
Hoods Sarsaparilla has caused thousands
10 be than kful for this great medicicine. Ii
di,pels the causes of dyspepsia, and tones
up the digestive organs.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
SNYDER S Liver Pads

Malaria, Chills and Fever. Dyspepsia. Bill
iousness, Sick or Nervous Headache, all Liver
and Stomach Troubles yield where the sny der
Liver and stomach Pads are worn. They
cure by absorption. Thousands can testify t.
the benefits derived from their use Price g.
SentLy mail on receipt of price. Address,
The snJ der Pad Co, No. West lIth St, New
York
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
we are best of.-Detroit Free Press.
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,

>uEEltshi
This widely celebrated institution. To-
Gated at Buffalo, n. Y, is organized with
full staff of eighteen experienced and skill
ful Physicians and Surgeons, constituting
the most complete organization of medical
and surgical skill in America. for the treat
ment of all chronic diseases, whether re-
quiring medical or surgical means for their
cure. Marvellous success has been achieved
in the cure of all nasal, throat and lung
diseases, liver and kidney diseases, diseases
of the digestive organs, bladder diseases,
diseases peculiar to women. blood taints
and skin diseases rheumatism. neuralgia,
nervous debility, paralysis, epilepsy (fits),
spermatOrrhea, impotency and kindred af
fections. Thousands are cured at their
homes through correspondence. The cure
of the worst ruptureS, pile tumors, variO-
ce!e. hydrOcele and structures is guaranteed.
with only short residence at the institu-
ton. Send 10 cents in stamps for the In
valids' Guide Book (l6s pagesl, which
gives all particulars. Address Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association. Buffalo, \. Y.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

Don't fret yourself to death II things
happen, it is not your fault, or, if it is, you
cant help 1t as long as they have happenesE
There's law here in Massachusetts against
aduiterating milk. It's bad plan to spill it
and then to water it with tearS.-Somerville
Journal
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

The cultivation of tea is rapidly increasing
both in India and CeylOn, although the price
is diminishing. 1t is estimated that about
'j,OJO,U0O pounds will eventually be the an
uual production in Ceylon.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
"0h MY EaCk ;

How do suffer :" "N nat shall do?" These
words need never he uttered ii ~nyder's Kid
Bright's Disease. Lame or Weak Back. Spinal
and all urinary Diseases and Restore Lost
Energy in old or young Price g. by mail, on
receipt Of price. Address, The Snyder Fad Co,
No West lifh 81. New York.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
No More Teoih Aache.

GoIdmann's Imperial Tooth Water, exclus-
lively used In Europe. and but lately Introduced
into this country. Is the latest and best remedy
for tnothache. Perfectly harmless. II cures IN
simultaneously. and thoroughly eradicates all
tartar and sweetens and perfumes the breath.
II is a most delicious dcntifrice
X. AUsTRIASr Reading, Pa.
Sole Agt. for U. 5 A.
For sale By Montanus 4 Garwood, druggists.
, Springfield, Ohio.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
The Stony-Hearted Waiter

Even the stony-hearted waiter at the big
summer hotel has to heave pitying sigh as
he looks i'll through the window from the
piazza and sees the old maids watching the
children playing kissing games. Cambridge
Irlr.nn,i..ln
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
The shark and the Fisher.

A young Shark, who had been Caught
in Net drawn for Sardines, was bewail-
ing his Fate, when the Fisher picked him
up and replied:
If give you your Liberty you will
never be anything but Shark II cure
you as a sardine, and stamp a French
label on the box, you may be Praised for
your Flavor"
Thereupon he sent him to the Factory,
and three months later Railroad Nabob
in Chicago picked him out of the box on
the Lunch Counter and Devoured him
with the Remark:
Don't those Frenchmen know how to
put up Sardines. chr"
Moral-We don't always know when
we are best off-Detroit Free Press.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

Bald Rock, weighing hundreds of tons,
tumbled from mountain side in Jackson
county, W. Va, crushing house and barn,
killing two men, injuring other persons,
and killing several horses and mules.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

John Lindsey, six-year-old boy, of Ore
gon City, Ore. was killed on the 27th by
falling on the blade of pocketknife, which
penetrated his heart.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
Scott's Emulsion Of Pure
Cod yiver Oil, with Hypophosphites.

For Fasting Disease Of Chi.SreH.
| Where the digestive powers are feeble and
| the ordinary food does not seem to nOuriSh
the child. this acts boih as food and medi-
cine. giving strength and flesh at once, and
is almost as palatable as milk. Take no
other
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

At Thursdays meeting uI ine Army of
the Temnessee at Rock Island. General W.
T. Sherman was elected president The
next meeting will be at Detroit.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

A remarkable mirage was witnessed at
Hope Valley, K. l., few days ago, in
which Block Island Sound. with ships sail
ing across it, was plainly seen in the clouds
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
IL Costs to Die in Switzerland.

There is another feature 70 the Swiss hotel
which is altogether peculiar to i;-,lf. II you
are so imprudent as to die in one of them, the
corpse is charged 80 francs, or $50 This is
called ~the indemnity fee. Henry Waiter.
son, in Courier-J Journal
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

An obstinate cold in the head is relieve,
by few doses of Red Star Cough Cure.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

As the greatest pain-destroyer, st. Jacobs
4 Oil heads the list
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

Zephyr and Shetland Floss at Ehren-
harris.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

LADIES. is life and health worth preServ-
ing? If you think so, use GilmOre's Aross
matte Wine. For sale by Theo. Troupe,
druggist.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
"a Reliable Remed
For Sick Headache,
Torpid Live
Bilious Headache,
Costiseb><s.
rarrnnt's EnSryescent
CaI%z.r ANarson@
Seltzer ADerient.


tits certain in its ef-
fects. IL Is gsEtie in its
action. IL is p8latsbic
TO the tast- 10 can be
relied upon u -u~e, and
IL cures by dSSiEiiag not
by Outr3gin 'ErGrs. Do
not take = sat y-rgA-
rSeS yourselves, or al
low yuuTchildren 70 take
them always use this
elegant pharmaceutical
preparation, which has
been for more than forty
wears a public favOrite.
Slefby druggiStS everywhere
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

WHAT WILL CURE THROAT AND
LUNG TROUBLES? Gilmore's Magnetic
Elixir. For sale by Theo. Troupe. drug
ViSt
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
Catarrh Cured

Catarrh Is a very prevalent disease, with
distressing and offensive symptoms. Hoods
Sarsaparilla gives ready relief and speedy
cure, from the fact it acts through the blood,
and thus reaches every part Of the system.
81 suffered with catarrh fifteen years. Took
Hoods Sarsaparilla and am not troubled any
with catarrh, and my general health is much
better" j. W. LILLIs, Postal Clerk Chicago
& ST. Louis Railroad.
al suffered with catarrh or 8 years tried
many wonderful cures, inhalers, etc, spend
ing nearly one hundred dollars without benefit.
tried Hoods Sarsaparilla, and was greatly
improved" n. A. ABBEY, Worcester, Mass.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is characterized by
three peculiarities 1st, the combination Of
remedial agents ID, the proportion; Sd, the
process Of securing the active medicinal
qualities. The result is a medicine Of unusual
strength, effecting cures hitherto unknown.
Send for book containing additional evidence.
Hoods Sarsaparilla tones up my system,
purifes my blood, sharpens my appetite. and
seems TO make me over" J. 7. THOMPSON,
Register of Deeds, Lowell, Mass.
Hoods Sarsaparilla beats all others, and
is worth its weight in gold" /. HARRINGTON,
l3O Bank Street, New York City.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
Ohio Southern Railroad.

Ohlo southern hallrOaG.
GOING SOUTH.
Mail ana EA.-...---.--. lO:25 am
4 Bzinbridge Accom-. ........-..-........ SIS pm
ARRIVE FRON SOUTH.
40
3 B8inbridge Accom-. .-..........-.... $40 am
Trains marked thus run daily; all other
trains daily except sunday.
Train No. has d through coach for Lincoln
Neb., and through sleeper between Springiel.
and Peoria.
Train No. has through sleeper and chair
cars for Peoria, and through sleeper from In
dianapolis TO Chicago.
Train No. has elegant new Woodruff sleeper
Except Saturday through from Columbus L.
st. Paul and Minneapolis; also through coach
from Columbus to Kansas City. and chair cars
between Columbus and Burlington. Iowa.
All through trains on main line both east
and west have through sleepers and chair cars
between Columbus and Peoria.
c. L. HENDERSON. General Manager.
II. NJ. BRONSON. q. p. and T. Agent
d. II. ROACH, General Agent.
WM. HEfFkRMAN, Ticket Agent.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18
MACHINiSTS

j. HICKEY,
Liz Practical MachiniSt and General Job Shop,
IS and IS Z. Washington 80.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-09-18

lVANTED-I want you TO do parior work for
w me at your own home plenty work gooA
pay 81 per piece all materials tree, A. Lovl
Cleveland. Ohio.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
Genuine Vermont Lingo.

Several years ago was at a certain
railroad station in Vermont when the
track had just been completed and a
lot of ''embattled farmers" with their
wives and children, were given free
ride, which was to some, at least, their
first journey by rail. Their appearance
and more especially their customs and
habits of speech 1 shall never forget.
One old lord of the soil accosted an
elderly lady maiden with: "Wal, wal,
how be youp and how's Ebenp" ''Oh,
we're well,' was the reply. "Got
done hayip'?' was the next question.
"Oh, yes," said the old lady, 1--WE got
done hayin' last week and we've been
gaddin' ever since (Which being inter-
preted meant visiting), tell Eben
we'd better gad now till his oats is
ripe" "Wal,' said the man, ..you' d
better come up to our place and gad
spell. My folks would be awful glad.
Come up an gad with u.s." ''Oh,
was the reply, 1--WE don't owe you ns
gads, Cor. RhilGdelphiG Tsnaes.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
a COMPROMISE.
The Value of the Character of 3 Texas
Merchant Prince.

The Value of the Character of . Texas
Merchant Prince.
A ranchman from Concho County
went into Nose Schaumburg' Austin
Clothing Emporium last week. He
got into a dispute. knocked Nose
down. blackened the eye of young
Jake, and used frontier language to
Mrs. Schaumburg. Nose had the
ranchman arrested for this, and for
slandering him by publicly proclaim
ing on the streets that he was thief.
The ranchman sent his lawyer to Nose
with view to having the matter set
tied.
"You offers me-" said Nose, s'ten
tollars. Mine gracious! Dot vas an
insult. Ten tollars vor my wounded
feelings! Ten tollars vor Jakey's
plack eve! Ten tollars vor dose pad
words at Rebecca! Und he ruin my
character py CALLING me thief w.
nv vriend, dot character py itself vas
worth more as ten tollars. I de1ls you
vat We do, make it dwelve tollar and
q halluf and We gals it squvare."- -
TEXAS SittingS.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
SMALLPOX as School, Master.

1t is a curious study to notice the pill
grimage to Paris from every country in
Europe and from America of those in
danger of hydrophobia to take the
chance of safety from new and as vet
improved kind of incubation, and the
contemporaneous meeting Of a few
victims of the anti-vaceination craze in
Bloomsbury to disparage and denounce
the vaccination whose efficacy has been
proved to demonstration by the all but
absolute immunity of smallpox hos
pital nurses. Much was made of the
freedom of Leicester and other places
from smallpox. The test is to come,
and then not few who are Row decTy-
ing vaccination will either rush of TO
the vaccination Office, as those bitten
by mad dogs are doing to NJ Pasteur.
or pay the penalty of Disagreement or
death. After all, smallpox is the
schoolmaster that drives people to vac
cination and keeps green the fame of
Jenner.-LondOn La1scet.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
ULM CATHEDRAL.
One of the NobIest Gothic Towers In the
German Empire.

One of the NobIest Gothic Towers In the
German Empire.
Flush with the main wall of the
church uprises the tower, an elegant
mass of late decorated Gothic, in which
is carried out to greater completeness
the idea developed by Master Irwin,
at Strasburg, of plaster strips before
the deeper lying windows, thus effectu-
ating in the tower the idea started in
the porch. In this tower, which is
easily assembled, and which commands
an extensive view of the surrounding
plains and the Swabian Alps, hang a
large number of bells, all bearing
names indicative of their purpose.
Some have long been silent, among
them one Isamed the ''wine bell" once
rung nightly at ten O'Clock for the pur-
pose of fetching the male population
home from the tavern. On the top is
quaint Latin inscription commemorate
ing the foolhardiness of the Emperor
Maximilian, lover, it would seem, of
foolhardy deeds-for Innspruck has
cognate tale to tell-who, ascending
this tower in 1892, leaped upon the
parapet, and balancing himself on one
leg, swung around the other in mid
air; truly royal form of recreation.
In the tower, too, is kept a typical
"Ulm-head," )" the largest tobacco pipe
ever made, excepting always her
Majesty's in st. GATHERINGS docks.
Tradition telleth that student from
Tubingen once smoked it empty after
steady pull of nine hours. Tradition
telleth not how the student felt after
ward. On the roof of the nave sits the
image of huge sparrow, known as
the ''Ulmer-spatz,' a figure that has
sat here from time immemorial as
memento to the Ulmers of the stupidity
of their forefathers, who needed bird
to show them that beam carried cross
wise could not enter into narrow
gate.-C Chicago Interior.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
STORM SIGNALS,

New Cautfona-y Indications to Show the
Direction and Velocity of Wind.
The signal officers at Chicago and
other stations in the West have re-
ceived instructions from the Chief OF
the United States Signal Office at
Washington relative to general orders,
by which new set of wind-direction
and velocity signals has taken effect.
The following reasons are given for
the change:
ut is duty each officer and EN-.
ploye owes to himself and to the ser.
vice to exercise the utmost care and
diligence in executing this very i'm
portant charge, more especially on ac-
count of the grave responsibility in
volved in advising as to the movements
of shipping of very great value. AL
though steady progress has attended
this service in announcing the ap-
proach of wind-storms since it was
first attempted in 1872, yet there is
room for important improvements, and
it is believed that further progress
can be made at this Office by utilizing
the many recent discoveries in meteor
ology, assisted by the observers exer-
cising the utmost care in making and
forwarding their observations and in
promptly and correctly publishing by
signal or otherwise the storm warning
received.
warnings of the approach of wind
storms will be published by the display
of flags by day and lanternV by night
in connection with the bulletins posted
and reports furnished to newspapers,
mariners and others interested"
The signals to be used consist of four
flags and of two lights at night. The
cautionary signal, which signifies that
the wind will attain velocity of
hundred miles of the point of display.
is red flag with black square in the
center. A flag with one white and one
black stripe running horizontally is
the direction flag, and is displayed at
the same time with the cautionary sig
nal to indicate the direction from
which the wind is expected. When
the direction flag with the black stripe
over the white is displayed above the
cautionary flag the wind is expected
from the northeast; when below the
wind will be from the northwest.
When the direction flag has the white
stripe above the black and is hoisted
above the cautionary signal the wind
will be from the southeast, and when
below from the southwest A red
light at night at night represents the
cautionary signal There is no night
signal for the wind direction. The on
shore wind signal is flag divided into
four squares, two black and two white.
and is hoisted only on the lakes when
a wind on the water of twenty to
twenty-five miles is expected to blow
on shore-that is, wind dangerous to
small vessels, barges and tows. A
white light represents the on-shore
signal at night. = Chicago Journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
Spare the Rod, and Spoil the Sire.
lOgIethOrpe (Ga.) Echo.1

A negro boy is teaching night school
at the old hotel place, and has for his
motto: "Spare the rod; spoil the child"
He numbers among his pupils his aged
father, who seeks for knowledge, but the
parental head sometimes stalls on the SIM
plest proposition. The other day the
dutiful son thought it necessary to grease
his teachings with "hickory oil" in order
that his ancestor might take them in, and
when he had showered down about twenty
licks with all his might, making it rather
too warm for the old man, he exclaimed:
swat you mean, boy; dom yer know PsA
yer daddy?"
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
The Bridegroom Was Not Posted
boston Budget

A young man in neighboring city ap-
piled recently for marriage license and
the clerk in attendance said in answer to
his request, after he had made some other
inquiries: "What was the name of the
lady's father?n "You'va got me there y
was the response. "Well, then, what was
her mothers name?" 81 give it up, was
the answer. "You seem to be profoundly
ignorant regarding your intended wife's
family, but perhaps you'll be communica-
tive enough to tell me the age Of the lady
YOU intend to lead to the altar" said the
long suffering registrar. The reply was
"Couldn't, upon my life; I never asked
her; she's got red hair" Finally an old
acquaintance Of the lady came forward and
and the affair was settled in short space
in a satisfactory manner.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
ABOO.OOO.Oon.

Many splendid fortunes lie in the English
Court of Chancery, which belong to Amer
can citizens. The court has held possession
in some cases, for more than one hundred
and fifty years. Cox & Co., London, En-
gland, have with great care and diligence
compiled a book containing the names of
fifty thousand heirs and their descendants
who have been advertised for to claim
these fortunes. The book gives Christian
and surnames, and instructions how to pro-
ceed for the recovery of money and estates.
Sent free to all parts of the world upon
receipt Of one dollar Remittance may be
made by registered letter or money order.
Address cox & CO., Al Southampton
Buildings, London, England. Cox & Co.
paper Company, New York.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
NJ. ssnnert ana fiis Big Ego
boston Journal,

". S. Gilbert and Mr.. Fred Clay were
listening to piece of music being played by
a band. Gilbert said it was by Gungl;
Clay said it wasn't. They got into an ar
gument, and Clay exclaimed, "Well. I
ought to know; l wrote it," "Oh, no, you
didn't" said Gilbert; 'You may have wrio-
ten something very like it, but you didn't
write this.O
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
"A noted authnr wrote

"A noted author wrote, a few years
ago, to one hundred of the most prom
inent men of our land for the purpose
of learning where they were born, and
under what conditions they were
reared. He learned that eighty were
born and brought up in the country,
most of them in impecmious circum-
stances. but nearly all of them traced
their success to strong-minded. self
denying mothers, though another
great element of success was their
physical health, the result of anstemi-
Gus living and iout-of-door occupation.
Toledo BiGde.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
uover and Over AGAIN."

Repetition is sometimes the only way to
impress truth upon the mind. Accord
ihgly take notice that DR.. Pierce's pleasant
Purgative Pellets" (the original Little Liv-
er Pills) continue to be wonderfully effect
i've in cases of sick and nervous headache,
constipation, Indigestion. rush of blood to
the head, cold extremities and all ailments
arising from obstruction of the bodily func-
tions. Their action is thorough yet gentle,
and the ingredients being entirely vegeta-
Bile, they can be taken with impunity into
the most delicate stomach. All druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
Literary Bohemian-I beg your par.

Literary Bohemian-Ibeg egyour par.
don, but l have been out of situation
for the last two months and venture to
ask you for little relief; I should also
be very thankful if you could give me
some employment. Editor-Can you
read and write? L. B.-Sir? Editor
Well, it stands plainly written outside
the door: "No begging allowed on
these premises "--FReqende Rlasser.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05

PRICKLY ASH BITTERs warm up and in
vigorafe the stomach, improves and
strengthens the digestive organs. opens the
pores, promotes perspiration, and equalizes
the circul alton. As a corrector of dlsor-
dered system there is nothing to equal 1t.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-06-05
OH. FOR A MANI

Oh, for . mani the clear voice sang.
And through the church the echo rang.
Oh, for q man! she sang again
How could such sweetness plead in vains
The bad boys grinned across the aisles,
The deacon's frowns were changed to smiles
The singers cheek turned deepest pink
At base and tenor's wicked wink.
The girls that bore the alto part
Then took the strain with all their hearts
Oh, for q man. man, man
And then the fullvoiced choir began
To sing with all their might and main
The finish to the girls refrain:
oh, for o mansion in the skies,
A mana mansion in the skies.
M C. Hungerford, In Judge.