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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

The wheat crop of Russia is reported
to be failure this year.
Burdette-Coutts has given
away in charity about $50, 900, 600.
"A statue of Frederick the Great has
just been erected in the Arsenal at Ber-
lin.
The Turks are ardent admirers of
red hair for women while the Persians
abominate it.
M. Pasteur has sold for $50. 900 to
commercial company the secret OF his
prophylactic against splenic fever in
cattle.
London chimneys are relieved of the
presence of fifty thousand tons of SCOT
every year, for which the sweepers re-
ceive about 100000.
The Dowager Duchess of Athol has
held for tn rty-two years the part of
lady-ln-waiting to tine Queen, which she
now proposes to resign.
Welsh GOLFERS have voluntarily
submitted to five per cent reduction
IN their wages in order to prevent a
stoppage of work in the mills.
-Misled by dispatches from Bis
marck, young attache of German
embassy in one of the European CAPT.
tails lost 100000 in stock specuia-
TONS
The English Socety of Arts has
Just erected one of its commemorative
tablets on the house in Kensin gton
faiaee Gardens which Thackeray built
and In which he died.
"A National Liberal Ladies' League
will be established in England to conn-
teract the political work done in the in
terest of the Tory party by the women
of the Primrose League.
The Crown Prince of Germany,
Won Moltke. is very silent man.. He
lives in quiet, domestic way, and is
said to be bitterly opposed to the senti-
ments of Prince Bismarck; and this is a
source of considerable annoyance to the
old Emperor.
Benjamin Moore. who died in Ber-
lin recently, left by will reward of 81
for every policeman reporting a case of
cruelty to animals. ''As men have no
hearts, " he wrote in his will, 81 leave
my money to the brutes.'' And he did,
enriching the Berlin Society for the
Protection of Animals by nearly $780,
000
The Little Sisters of the Poor in
Paris have Il curious habit of applying
the adJectlFe little to every thing
they do Or say. Their poor are ''petits
vieu." and they have little likings, little
vexations and little pains. In an arm
chair sits the senior of the .'petites vie
lilies, who is ninety-one years of age,
and for ten years she has summoned the
little sister who waits on her each after
noon and says: 81 am going to die in
two hours; you will place me in my
little grave"
With the death of the third and ac-
ccssion of the fourth Marquis of Allies
bury there are-for the first time. prob
ably, in the history of the English peer
age-four women enjoying the same
rank and title. Marchioness of Allies
bury No. l is Lady Maria. a Tolle-
mache. who welded the first Marquis in
the reign of William ". No. is Lady
Mary Carol ne, a Herbert, welded to
the second Marquis in 1887. No. 3 is
Lady Louisa Elizabeth, Beresford.
who was married to the third Marquis
in 1884. No. is Lady Dorothy, best
known as Dolly Tester, a pretty
waiter girl in saloons, and later
chorus-girl and actress.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
1nvalla.. Hotel and surgical Institute


This widely celebrated institution, located
at Buffalo, N. Y, is organized with a full
stan of eighteen experienced and skillful
Physicians and Surgeons, constituting the
most complete organization of medical and
surgical skill in America, for the treatment
OF all chronic diseases, whether requiring
medical or surgical means for their cure.
Marvellous success has been achieved in the
cure Of all nasal, throat and lung diseases,
liver and kidney diseases, diseases of the
digestive organs, bladder diseases, diseases
peculiar to women, blood taints and skin
diseases, rheumatism, neuralgia, nervous
debility, paralysis, epilepsy (fts), sperma-
torrhea, impotency and kindred affections.
Thousands are cured at their homes through
correspondence. The cure of the worst
ruptures, pile tumors, varicocele, hydrocele
and structures is guaranteed, with only q
short residence at the institution. Send; 10
CENTS in stamps for the Invalids' Guide
lars. Address Worlds Dispensary Medi-
cal Association, Buffalo, N. 7.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

der makes him shrink from offering the
spectacle of Hungarian disunion to the
eyes OF other countries, and especially
to the hooking eyes of Austria. He
would at any time rather forego per-
sonal advantage than appear to have
gained it by making host of enerl les,
and 1T is because the Hungarians feel
that it is his amb ton on all occasions
TO speak for great and willing major
lty of the nation-and whenever posi-
bic Tor the entire nation that they adj
mire him, trust him and follow him.
IeBaple Bar
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
He Filled the Prescription.
TAmerican Analyst

4 gentleman received a note from his
lawyer which he was unable to decipher.
ca his way to his Office he met friend at
TIE door of a drug store. The friend, after
vainly attempting to read the note, sug-
gested that they step inside and hand it to
the druggist, without comment. The drug
gst, after studying it in silence for few
minutes, stepped behind the prescription
case, and in short time returned with a
bottle of medicine, duly labeled and bear
ing directions. When the gentleman saw
his lawyer he was informed that the note
was a notice for him to call at his Office be-
tween three and four o'clock p of the
following day. 1t is pretty difficult mat
ter to stick the regulation druggist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
Wellington on His Knees.
London Society

A capital story about the Iron Duke is
one which Sir Francis Doyle learned from
his father, to whom Wellington told it him
self in his own characteristic language,
when the elder Doyle was dining at Apsley
House: after the battle of Talavera
wanted the Spanish force to make a move
ment, and called upon Cuesta to take the
necessary steps, but he demurred. He
said, by way of answer: For the honor OF
the Spanish Crown l can not attend to the
directions of the British General, unless
that British General go upon his knees
and untreat me to follow his advice.
Now, wanted the thing done, while as to
going down on my knees l didn't care q
button, so down plu nped."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

"A gentleman who had recently
united with the Methodist Church was
invited to play in a brass band. De-
termined on doing nothing to bring dis
credit on his brethren, he called upon
his pastor and asked: Brother Higgs,
can a man be Christian and play in a
brass band?" "a brass band?" Yes,
Brother Riggs" ''Cornet or from
bone?" EITHER Mice fellows in
the band?' eyes, first-rate." 1.-The
danger then, Brother Jones, is not so
much of your falling from grace, as for
the fellow who passes through the fiery
temptation of hearing you practice"--
Youths Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

Klepromaniac Geography.
buffalo Courier.l

They say that some actresses, and even
actors, do occasionally, il spells of absent
mindness, carry off hotel towels in their
peregrinations about the country, and the
towels usually bear the stamp of the hotel
from which they had been taken. A
clerk in a city hotel told an arounder
yesterday that last week he overheard a
conversation between two actresses who
occupied room adjoining his. One said
to the other: ssMy dear. did you visit
Rochester last season!" The reply was
''Really I've forgotten. Just wait mo-
ment while open my trunk and examine
my towels.'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

WE would be pleased to know OF a man
or woman who has never had headache or
been subject to constipation. AS these
seem to be universal troubles little advice
may be in order. Why should persons
cram their stomachs with nauseating pur-
gative pills, etc, which sicken and debili-
tate when such pleasant and sterling
remedy as Prickly Ash Bitters will act
mildly and effectively on the liver, kidney,
stomach and bowels, and at the same time
tone up and strengthen the whole system,
causing headache, constipation and all
such distressing evils to quickly disappear.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
Suffering Womanhood.

Too much. effort can not be made to bring
to the attention of suffering womanhood the
great value of Lydia E. PinkhaIn's Vegeta-
BILE Compound as a remedy for the diseases
of women. Such an one is the wife Of Gen.
eral Barringer, of Winston, N. c., and we
quote from the Generals letter as follows !:
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Please allow me to
add my testimony to the most excellent
medicinal qualities of your Vegetable Com
pound. Mrs. Barringer was treated for
several years for what the physician called
Leucorrhea and Prolapsus Uteri COM
bined. l sent her to Richmond, Va, where
she remained for six months under the
treatment of an eminent Physician without
any permanent benefit. She was induced
to try your medicine and after reasonable
time commenced to improve and is now
able to attend to her business and consid-
ers herself fully relieued." General Barrin.
ger is the proprietor of the American Ho-
tel, Winston, N. c., and is widely known
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

Alfred Henderson, eight years old,
has been committed to Jail in Pitklns:.
,. c., for killing an infant. The child
cried and he hit it with a hammer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

For THROAT DISEASES, COUGHS, Colds.
etc, effectual relief is found in the use of
tBroacn's Bronchial Iroches." Price 25 cts.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. Csc
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

THE vital question: "What is sausagep
is being discussed before Nebraska court.
1t is believed the jury will disagree.-Nor-
risto,clr Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

You would not, perhaps, expect it, but it
is fact, that well water will sometimes
make people sick.-BoSton Post
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

A SERIES of practical talks to girls has
begun in Boston. With our girls the most
practical talk is the proposal. PHILADELPHIA
Gail
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

SICK and bilious headache, and all de-
rangements of stomach and bowels, cured
by DR.. Pierce's Pellets''-or anti-bilious
granules. % cents vial. No cheap boxes
to allow waste of virtues. By druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

Z" = Delicate diseases of either sex
radically cured. Send 10 cents in stamps
for book. Address, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, n. Y
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
Land for the LandIeSS /!

Among the varied and valuable Premium offered
to subscribers of the ON a k1A WEEKLY HE
are three eiGhty-acre farms. One OF these Is i'm.
proved with orchard and good frame house located
In Hall County NebrasKa,n near Grand Island agroW"
ing city Of 1000 populations: The other farms are 70.
Gated in Howard County, Nebraska and Woodbury.
County, Iowa. Sample copies with full particulars
mailed Tree AdSress TI1E HEE Fgasi-AS-A'
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

MoTTo for corset factory-'sWe have
come to stay. '-Cleseland Leader.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

THE man that ought to suit you we'll
your tailor Whitehall Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

E. A CLARK, q. S Architect, certities to
the efficacy of Red Star Cough Cure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

"THIs is an age of wonders" said man
as he made a straw hat felt by touching it.''
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

THE ocean is like good housewife-very
tidy-BoSton Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

Legislation should be effected in every
state regulating the SAFE ana INC use OF the l,
their desperation to obtain beautiful COM
plexions, while there exists in DR.. Harter's
Iron Tonic every requisite necessary to ac-
complish the object without injuring the
health or endangering life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's EyeWater. Druggists sell it. Csc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

A LAWN party is pleasant enough until it
begins to rain. Then it becomes a forlorn
party.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

A TRIAL balance: The baby's first run
Hartford Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16

WHY is sugar made in the old style prefer
able to that made in the new styIes Be-
cause it can't be beet-7he Whip.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-12-16
The Duty of State Legislatures.

A MEAN temperature-Ten degrees belo
zero
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-06-24

CIRCUIT CoURT-Sneadng around the
house to avoid the dogs.-N. 7. JOlsrsqk
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1886-06-24
The RisdOn
Iron & Locomotive Works.

Corner of Beale and Howard Streets,
JOS. MOORE................. superintendent
BUILDERS OF STEAM MACHINERY, IN
ID all its branches; Steamboat, Steamship,
Land Engines and Boilers, High Pressure or
Compound.
STEAM VESSELS, of all kinds. built complete
with Hulls of Wood, Iron Composite.
ORDINARY ENGINES compounded when ad-
Visable.
STEAM LAUNCHES, Barges and Steam Tugs
constructed with reference TO the trade in
which they are to be employed. Speed, ton
mage and draft of water guaranteed.
SUGAR ECILLS AND SUGAR-MAKING MA
plans. Also, all Boiler Iron Work connected
Herewith.
WATER PIPE, of Boiler or Sheet Iron, of any
size, made in suitable lengths for connecting
together, or Sheets Rolled, Punched and
Packed for shipment, ready TO be riveted on
the ground.
HYDRA ULIC RIVETING, Boiler Work and
Water Pipe made by this establishment,
Riveted by Hydraulic Riveting Machinery,
that quality Of work being far superior to
hand work.
SHIP WORK, ship and Steam Capstans, Steam
Winches, Air and Circulating Pumps, made
after the most approved plans.
SOLE AGENTS and manufacturers for the Pa
c.tc Coast of the Heme Safety Boiler.
PUMPS-Drect Acting Pumps, for Irrigation or
City Works purposes, built with the cele-
brated Davy Valve Motion, superior to any
other pump.
]. n. = Honolulu
Room No. B. upstairs, Spreckels Block.
agent for Hawaiian Islands
226se30-lyd-w
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
The Parent Of Insomnia.

The parent Of in, omnis or wake'ulness is in mine
cases out Of ten dyspeptc stomach. Good diges-
ton gives SQUAD .leep, Indigestion intcrferes with
it. The BRAIN aud st emach sympat hize. One Of the
prominent symptoms Of weak state OF the gastric
organs Is u disturbance OF the gre nerve enirspot
the brain. lnvis rate tn" STAN ich AMI you restore
equilibrium to the great center \ most reliable
medicine the purpose is lo>tetter's StOm ich
Bitter which Is Tar preferable to mine raj sedatves
an powerful marco les, which, though they may
brain, 500 cease 10 act and invariably jure the
tone OF the sinm ,ch, The BitttrS. OIL the contrary,
restore activity TO III" operations OF that all i'm
portant org-n aud their brneIictut Influence IL roe
cc;ed In sound sleep and a tranquil state Of the
nervous system. \ Wholesome impetus L. likrwi e
given to the action OF the liver and bowel, by Its
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
liberated Leg.

About August, LIST, 1865, nm erup
ton appeared on my arms and legs
which panied me very much and
seemed TO infect my physical condi
ton generally. Under treatment OF
IA physician the sores disappeared ex'
cept on my lett leg. There it seemed
to concentrate, and two-fhirds OF the
limb from the knee to the ankle soon
became solid running sore that dis
charged bloody matter continual
". / was treated by many
physicians at various times, but
obtained no permanent relief. On
the advice of physician at this place,
/ finally commenced using Swift's
Specific, 1 am glad to say that after
using three large bottles the sores
have all healed except one, and that
is where the stirrup leather rubs
when l am riding, and will soon be
gone. &. n. FRIzzELL.
Farmville, Texas, Sept, Is, 1886.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer 3,
Atlanta, Ga.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
Lighting the Statue OF Liberty.

Gan. c. p. Stone, who was until
recently, when the government took
charge, engineer in charge of the
Bartholdi statue, recommended n
system of electric lighting for the
statue which has been adopted. The
apparatus to provide the light con-
sists Of one dynamo complete. 13 du-
pick arc lamps, and II 50-cHndle pow.
er incandescynt lamps. The torch
will contain five lamps of 10000 can
die power. the light from which Is to
he thrown upward. 1t is predicted
that the lights will SO illuminate pass
ing clouds that they will be visible
100 miles or more. Four lights OF
5000 candle power each go ut the
foot Of the statue for its illumination.
Inc1nicscent lamps fixed in the dia,
i, m on the figures head will lend the
appearance OF jewels.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
Alaska q Barren. Forsaken Land.

There il No agriculture. aud never
can be. The boil is shallow and COW
cred with moss from two 10 five feet
deep, which holds the snow and leo
far into the summer. Neither vegeta-
bles nor cereals can ever be grown in
any part Of Alaska. 1t hns no lum'
Der. From Vancouver island to Sitka
there is not n log growing that is fit
for the saw, Tho poor stunted pines
that cling to the hills are only fit for
iirewood. That il has valuable miner.
ais has been proved, but it is doubt.
ful whether the short seasons that
work is possible in will ever allow any
extended development OF its resources
in that direction. As region for
prospectors it IL the mott barren,
Godforsaken country that ever n
miner put his foot upon.-Tourists
Letter
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18

Hon. Robt. q. Ingersoll, the great
Christ-kiler and God pulverizer, has
been heard from on politics. In a re-
cent interview ut Toledo he was inter
rogated on prohibition and replies as
follows:
II am not Prohibitionist. | do
not believe in that kind of legislation.
1t has never done good. You cannot
make great men and women by keep
ing them away from temptation. Pro-
hibiton makes busybody commun
ity full of spies, informers, breath
smellers and tattlcrs."
Bob had evidently been reading
the speech Senator Coke made ut the
liquor barbecue, "mostly colored,
WHICH was held at Waco last year,
This is almost the exact language
Mr.. Coke used, only he went fun ther
than Bob and invoked the mob to
"scourge the preachers back and stop
their rations" When it is rcmenl-
bered that Bob is as prominent Re
publican rs Mr.. Coke is a Democrat
it will be seen that the drift of all IL
quor advocates is toward one party
Rum party-anl it will solidify all
prohibitionists in prohibition party.
Let the issue come, We are ready
for it.-GAtesyillc Advance-Sun.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
RHEUMATISM.

Although a practitioner OF near twenty years
my mother influenced me to procure B. b. b. fol
her. She had been confined to her bed severa
IN onths with rbeumatim, which had stubborn,
resisted all the usual remedies within twenty iou
hours after commencing B. B. B.. observed marked
relief. She has just commenced her Third bottle
aud Is nearly active ever, and has been to the
front yard with "rake In hand cleaning Us. Hell
improvement is truly w"njerJM and immensely
gratifying. g, II: MONTGOMERY, n. ID.
Jacksonville, Ala. May 10. 1886.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
TIE EDITOR.

! lRsirnc,s FROM poem read 10y Mr.
Louisa Phillips before the Wisconsin Pre-
Association nj Mnrnette.
Who puiTs you when you go 10 town,
| 10 pHy a years subscription down,
And nnk ~ yon feel of grent renowny
Tho Editor,
Who tells yOn thRt your friend IL dead,
And that your dearest foe IL we'd,
Or unto foreign lands has heds
The Elitor.
Who says your efforts far outranks
Those of your rival poetic crinkS.
But all the same declines with thanksS'
The Editor,
Who wocps with you when you are sad,
Aud laughs ! II you VIII n you are glad,
Aud laughs 40 you when yOu are madi
The Editor.
Who has TO be both kind aud wise,
And NEWELL hardly ever, lies,
And when lao does, exi.o surpriscl
The I'D tor.
Who always does good deeds by stealth,
Nor tries 10 dazzle with his wealth
Or brain and scissors, paste and health:
Tho Editor.
Who owns heart rs well as cheek,
Possesses Of spirit proud, yet meek,
And lives ON fifty cents n week.
The Editor.
Who knows NIL things political,
Who's witty, sharp satiriIgl.
But nerr cgotisticaH
The Editor.
Who knows how much ho ought to know,
But never knows what is not no,
Nor shows how much he doesn't know?
The Editor.
Who Minhs his paper has the staff
Of life in every paragraph,
Md that all others hold but chaifI
The Editor.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
A Captains Fortunate Discovery.

Capt. Coleman, schr. Weymouth, plying
between Atlantic City and N Y, had been
troubled with cough so that he was unable
to sleep. and was induced to try DIR. Kings
New Dicovery for Consumption. 1t not
only gave him Instant relief, but allayed the
extreme soreness in his breast His chill
dren were similarly affected and single
dose had the same happy effect. DIR. Kings
New Discovery is now the standard remedy
in the Coleman household and on board the
schooner.
Free Trial Bottles of this Standard Bemedy
ut Reynolds & Daniels Drug Store. l4)
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18

AS an evangelist the earthquake in
South Carolina can show better
record than the two Sans. Since its
effective sermon, over one thousand
persons bave united with the Presby-
terrain church, and four or five times
as many with the Baptist and Meth
nlirt chnIrhrs
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18

There is an immense body of ex-
cellent pine timber covering a large
portion OF the eastern half Of Texas
county, Mo-, and rs yet it remains al
most untouched. Texas county is
the largest county in the state OF Mis-
souri,, being fifty miles 10 lg by th.r'y
miles wide.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1886-11-18
The Daily Experience of Every One

lis TINT neglect OF the bowels is the prime
cause of ill health. Testimony of the late
Chief Justice of Georgia: II have used
Simmons Liver Regulator for constipation
of my bowels caused by II temporary de-
rangrmrnt of the liver. for the last three or
four years, and always when u'el according
TO the directions with decided benefit.
think it is good medicine for tn. derange-
ment of the liver, mt least such has been my
personal experience in the use of it.
HIRAM WAEHER, Chief Justice Of Ga "