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Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Polit'ca'Ec ,,on. &t.

Tho racy American irrcyercacn is
stealing into Engiall. itaTc lhry AFRO
beginning to guy the sacred professors
OF philosophy and the great minds who
try to fit life and lis ecccntricities and
developments 10 theories that only go
a little way and harmunze beautifully
with small things The studies and
principals of Icroert Spencer have al
ready been gently chlifcd, and before
many years thcy will be coming TO the
conclusion that the hateful! agnosticism
is philosophical nole prosequi. The
political economists have got all mixed
up long ago. / was once II dilligent
student OF John Stuart Mil. | went
through his political economy three or
four times, examined his principles OF
logic vigorously twice or three times.
/ Investigated Adam Smith and Ricar-
do, and all sorts of political ccono-
mists. have reached now but one
conclusion with regard to capital and
labor, that the world is all unbalanced,
and that the state OF your finances, the
only subject political economists can
not reason upon, is the point upon
which all philosophy of a practical
kind turns. There are two kinds of
people in the world generally speaking,
people who have money and people
VINO haven't, and the weak point in
political economy lies right here: that
the first class has all the credit as we'll
You can live on a cash basis or on a
credit basis. Those who have all the
cash have all the credit, and there will
never be peace on earth or good will
| toward men until we arrange matters
| so that those who have the money
must pay, and those who. haven't can
live on tick. This would appear to be
a very simple arrangement, but we
have not struck the philosopher or po'
litical economist who can overcome
the objections to it on the part OF the
parties of the first part-the people
who own what everybody else wants
San francisco Chronicle.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Lake City Sentinel:-If the thous-
ands of well-to-do young ladies who
are waiting their time in painting
placques, drumming on the piano,
studying French and becoming ac-
complished in ways that will never
be of any use to themselves or to the
world, would only spend two or three
hours day, in their mothers kitch-
ems, studying the qualities of meats,
vegetables and grain, and learning
how to to prepare and cook food, and
actually keeping the kitchen clean
meanwhile, thousands OF future hus-
bands would love them to some pur-
pose and many questions of social re-
form would be already as good as
solved.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

A correspondent asks where the say
ings "a nine days wonder and ''Of
two evils choose the least originated.
1t is supposed that they were common
stock in conversation.long before they
got into print. The first trace of the.
phrase "a nine days wonder is said
to be found in "Chaucer." The adage
"Of the two evils choose the least" is
found in a Latin form in the writings
of Cicero. Thomas attempts, VINO
wrote in the fifteenth century, says:
"Of two evils the less is always to be
chosen
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Excitement in 7 exas.

Great excitement has been caused
in the vicinity of Paris, Tex, by the
remarkable recovery of Mr.. j. E.
Corley, who was so helpless he could
not turn in bed, or raise his head ;
everybody said he was dying of Con-
sumption. A trial bottle of DIR. Kings
New Discovery was sent him. Find
ing relief, he bought large bottle
and a box of DIR. Kings New Life
Pills; by the time he had taken two
boxes of Pill; and two bottles of the
Discovery, he was well and had gained
in flesh thirty-six pound. Trial Bottles
of this Great Discovery for Cousump-
ton free at Fred Buckentin.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Everyone has a cure for sore thro.

Everyone has a cure for sore throat,
but simple remedies appear to be the
most effectual. Salt and water is used
by many as a gargle, but little alum
and honey dissolved IN sage tea is bet
ter. An application of cloths wrung
out of hot water and applied to the
neck, changing as often as they begin
to cool, has the most potency for re-
moving inflammation of anything we
ever tried. It should be kept up for a
number of hours; during the evening
is the usually most convenient time
for APPLYING this remedy.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

What would become of an unmatched
public garden in this city to-day? In
a brief space it would be a desolation.
Th grounds of the Rochester Universe
ty are an example. There is not a
Towering shrub on these grounds that
is not despoiled of its beauty every
year by those who have not learned to
respect public property. The children
are not taught TO respect such proper
ty as they ought to be. And here it
RAY be well to suggest that such re-
spect ought to be inculcated in the
schools, If it is not at home.
Democrat
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Evening Journal The farmers
cause has made great and radical ad-
vances under the provisions of the
present wise end salutary railroad law
and it is not doubted that with pru-
dent counsels and fair and sensible
platform, it will accomplish still
greater reforms. the tendency of the
times is toward fair and equitable
division of the burdens and rewards
of society among all classes and con-
ditions of men, and the farmers of
Minnesota are making as rapid and
radical progress in this direction as
the followers of any other industry.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

The best on earth can truly be said
Of Griggs Glycerine Salve which is a
sure, safe and speedy cure for cuts,
bruises, scalds, burns, wounds and ali
other sores. Will positively cure
piles, tetter. and all skin eruptions.
Try this wonder healer. Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded. Only
rs cents. Sold by druggists.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Very Remarkable Recovery,

Mr.. Geo. V. Willing, of Manchester,
Mich, writes: "My wife has been
almost helpless for five years, so help
less that she could not turn over in
bed alone. She used two bottles of
Electric Bitters, and is so much i'm
proved, that she is able now to do her
own to do her own work.
Electric Bitters will do all that is
claimed for them. Hundreds of testi-
monials attest their great curative
powers. Only fifty cents a bottle at
MIX BUCKENTIN BRO.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Zumbrota News Should not the
man who produces all that he can eat
and wear be honored? To us there IS
more true poetry about the laborer's
life and lot than any other mans un-
der heaven. It matters not in what
callinga man tolls, if he tolls manful-
ly, honestly and contentedly. The
little tin pail should be badge of no.
bility everywhere, and in the "good
time coming, boys" it will be.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
An exchanges saws if a man dies O.

& An exchange says if man dies or
gets married, or does some other big
thing, it is expected that the home pa
per will give him "send off," but if
he gets drunk, or his wife catches him
kissing the hired girl, it is expected
that The home paper be as silent as a
tprl;1- stone
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

The Pioneer Press defends the Man
itoba road and pretends to think'its
freight rates very moderate. We do
not enjoy the fullest confidence of the
great P. P. and cannot speak authori-
tatively, but we presime it will con-
tinue to befriend the grasping Mani
toba as long as the job work of that
company continues to pour in at re-
munerative rates and in sufficient
uuantitjeS
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

No doubt J. J. Hill puts in pair of
pigs and bull occasionally where. it
will do the most good, hut on the
whole his work in distributing blood
ed stock is doing great amount of
good in the counties along the lines of
his road and can not be too highly
commended
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Bucklen's Arnica Salvc.

The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers. Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chappen
Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required: 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 26 cents per
box. For sale by Max Buckentin &
RrO
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Ignatius Donnelly is bright and
shining illustration of the fact that no
man, no matter how able, how elo-
auent or how we'll educated, can at
tain permanent success, without sta
bility and integrity of character.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
NOtes.-2y Till Nye.

Down near Pitkin. Col, the iron cage
of the Slim James mine broke loose
while at the top of the shaft and fell
on man named Retire O'Donnell at
the bottom of the mine. After some
delay the cage was grappled and hauled
to the top, when it was found that Re-
tire was fiattened out on the bottom.
Life was extinct,
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Northfield News A man will pay
almost any price to suppress little
four line newspaper squib concerning
himself that is disparaging, but If you
ask him to advertise ne will tell you
it is waste of money, for nobody
will ever read it,
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Mortified News:-We firmly be-
fieve that the way to go through the
world is TO stay by your friends and
let your enemies alone. We would
givn tan times more for faithful
friend than for Il dozen conciIiatad en-
emies. Stay by your friends through
GOOD and evil report
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

The annual meeting for the election
OF officers of the Summit Cemetery
Association, will be held at the Stew
ems County Bank, March 9th at II
O'Clock, 81. m.
ID. 4. WHEATON, Secy.
Norris, Minn., Feb. 24lh. 1886.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

AS Ignatius Donnelly peruses the
proceedings of the farmers meeting
in Minneapolis last week, he doubt
less feels abundantly satisfied with
himSalf
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

A correspondent asks if it is healthy
to sleep in q room with lamp burning
all night. We cannot answer, of course,
as to its healthiness or unhealthiness;
but lamp, it would seem, is rather an
odd thing to sleep with anyhow.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Your medicine-Athloph has
done me more good than all others
put together. ] can recommend it
highly to those suffering from rheu-
matlsm and neuralgia. | am to-day
free from rheumatism. Mrs. Orville
Stone, Englewood, Kan.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

As curious statistical trifle it may
be mentioned that the United States
has over fifty penitentiaries and 2,4Oo
jails. These institutions contain over
80, 600 boardcrs.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

The most convincing evidence OF
the great value of Chamberiain's IS
Cough Remedy is fair trial. Sold
by IF f. BUCKENTIN.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Cleveland seems to have some very
precious material in his cabinet. The
TRIBUNE hopes that he will be able
to prevent any OF it leaking out into
Eaua6a
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
Furniture repaIring,

Anyone in need of work In this
line, by leaving the same at l.. e.
Pearce's store, can have it promptly
attended to
J, w. McCooN.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

The truly wise benefit hy others
and take Chanberlain's
Cough Remedy for coughs and colds.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Even Chicago is complaining of
railroad discrimination. To north
western people complaints from that
point sound very queer.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
DEH n0II En Superior for the
NED FOLLED dairy and good
for beef. A few
~ATTI grade (yearling)
OAI / LE1 bulls for sale.


(First publication Feb, 2l, 1885,
NOTICE FORECLOSURE JUDGMENT
IN SALE.
State of Minnesota, District Court,
County of Stevens. 18TH. judicial District.
Marcus w. Lewis, PHI.
against
Andrew Nilsson, Lizzie Nilsson, james f..
Stranahan and Jerusha StTanahan, Defts.
Under and by virtue of q judgment duly en-
tered in the above entitled action in the Ofnce
of the Clerk of the District Court of the State
of Minnesota, in and for the County OF Stew
ems on the oath day of February, A. D.. 1885.
a certified copy of which judgment has been
to me duly delivered, l Will sell at public
auction to the highest cash bidder, at the
front door of the Court House, III the Village
of Morris in said County of SteN ems, on Fri
day the 10Th. day of April, 1896, at two O'Clock
P. NJ, the following described real estate
situated in said County Oi Stevens and state
OF Minnesota, tO-wit:
The Southeast Quarter of Section eight 81
in Township one hundred and tW"nty-fou'
020, North, of Range forty-two t42) West
for the purpose of paying the mortgage deb'
and costs adjudged TO be due and owing. tC
plaintiff from said defendants, viz: Seven
| Teen Hundred & Eleven 45-100 dollars, besides
the costs and expenses of such sale.
GEORGE II. MUNRO,
Sheriff of Stevens County.
Minnesota.
] FISH. EVANS & HOLMES,
Attys. for Plaintiff.
Minneapolis, Mimi.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3, 1856.

Denunciation is often mistaken for
argument.
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03
MEN OF THE PEOPLE.

The most severe cold will soon yield
to Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. tt
Morris tribune., 1886-03-03

Not long ago two playful railroaders
of the sunny South got into little dis
cussion in which Charles V. Anderson,
one of the discussors, shot Archie
Clark, the discussec, smashing his nose
and blowing out his eye. Now see what
slight error on the part of Mr.. An
derson has resulted. Had he smashed
Clark's eye and blown his nose his feel
iDgs would not have been outraged.
During a revival in Wyoming not
long ago, q converted German AN
nounced: ''Off der Lort share my life
der remainder off my days ant l ton't
tie pefore dot time already, ] serf Heem
while lift. -
Everybody has expressed desire to
define the dude. and yet there can be
no better definition than this, that he
is one who should be fined for appear
ing on the street in mems clothes. He
is result of Oscar Wilde, and is as
much the furniture of nature and art
as is the slim-necked stork worked in
blue tidy with his hind leg sticking
out into the azure atmosphere like the
voluptuous hump ona camel. The dude
is growth upon the face of nature
like wart on the nose of Venus de
Medicine. He is like distorted, mod
ern patent rocker We sit down on
the rocker, and we sit down on the
dude,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18
On The Train.

Onemust be well acquainted with his
fellow-pa before he can thor
oughly enjoy them. If he goes over tho
same route only occasionally, he may,
after awhile, become familiar with the
scenery and more prominent landmarks,
but he will never come to know the in
habitants. This rare treat is reserved
for the regular who owns n quarterly
ticket and rides every day between the
same points. He may not bc able to
name a single person he meets, but this
is unimportant, for he seldom has oc-
casion to address them; he nevertheless
enjoys the personal acquaintance of
everybody worth knowing along his line
of travel.
The disagreeable passengers are soon
detected and consigned to coventry.
The obtrusiye person who knows the
conductor and brakemen and who
walks Familiarity into the baggage-car,
where none but officials and intimates
are welcome; the old oglet who parades
himself the length of the train every ten
minutes, peering into MI the bonnets
and distributing his bows nj random;
the unclean animal who deiiles the floor
with tobacco Juice and the air with pro-
family; the injudicious miss who eats
peanuts with the boys and relates all her
selfish griefs to the public ear; the
spacious filing matron who can never
find room for her bundles, whom no
concession will appease and no tlattery
compose these are necessary evils that
serve rs foils to set off to greater adyap-
tage the delightful people whom the
daily traveller meets,
How the Jolly villagers huddle to-
gether in the little stations and wait fol-
the train And when it comes, how
they Chamber aboard and distribute
themselves in the most desirable seats.
There is the dear old lady who has not
been to town for weeks and weeks, and
makes an event Of it; and the country
clergyman, with all his dignity and
linen done up fresh for the trip; and the
bride and groom, starting on their tour
and the lawyer coming TO court; and
farmer, looking for cows and a market
these are regular oecasionals. 1t is
only necessary 70 see them once to CLASH
fy and label them. Through passengers
are Of no account whatever, being here
to-day and there tomorrow. - Pyoct
dp0ee JO1iyUuL
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18
High Peaks of the Andes.

Prof. Bickmore's lecture Mt the Mu-
scum of Natural History Saturday car
ried his audience along the Andes from
Mexico through South America, illus
trating with views the character of the
country and the people in the countries
that border the mountains. He fol-
lowed mainly the authority Of Humboldt,
but presented also the results of later
travellers whose explorations have been
accepted as more accurate. The Andes
ranges are not continuous, as often sup
posed, he said, but are frequently separ-
ated by low depressions. In Mexico the
country is divided into three zones-the
hot, temperate, and the cold lands on
the mountains In Guatemala the
ranges are marked and clearly defined,
and there are many high peaks though
none so high as those in Mexico. The
buildings in this country are many of
the ancient structures which the early
Spaniards erected All are in more
or less advanced state of ruin and pre-
sent many types of architecture. The
Moorish forms We're also repeated by the
builders, copied from what had existed
in Spain. Some of the cities of Guate-
mala seem to be walled in by the noun
tains, and the ruins are often oyergrown
with luxuriant vegetation. The South
American continent has not many har-
bors or islands with the exception of the
southwest Pacific coast. In Ecuador the
group of peaks, of which Chimborazo is
the highest, was pointed out This
was at one time regarded as
the highest on the globe, but its altitude
is now placed at 20,5O0 feet, while
another South American mountain
reaches 1000 feet. These are inferior
to Mt. Everest of the Himalayas, which
the Indian survey has recorded as 49,
0021 feet. The highest mountain on the
globe Mr.. Bickmore considers are two
volcanoes of the Sandwich islands
whose peaks are $4,000 feet above the
water, and whose bases are at the bot
tom of 5000 fathoms of the sea, making
them more than $1,000 feet in height
NJ T. Tribune
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18
American English.

Mr.. Lowell the greatest and finest re-
alist who ever wrought in verse, showed
us that Elizabeth was still Queen
where he heard Yankee farmers talk;
and without asking that our noyelists of
the widely scattered centres shall each
seek to write in his local dialect, we are
glad, as we say, of every tint any Of
them gets from the parlance he hears;
it is much better than the tint he viii
get from the parlance he reads. One
need not invite slang into the company
of its betters, though perhaps slang has
been dropping its and becoming lam
guaee ever since the word began, and
IS certainly sometimes delightful and
forcible beyond the reach of the diction-
airy. We would not have any one go
about for new words, but if one Of them
came APPLY, not to reject its help. For
our novelists TO try TO write Amcricanly,
from any motive, would be dismal
error. but being born Americans, we
would have them use "Amcricanisms
whenever these serve their turn; and
when their characters speak, we should
like TO hear them speak true American,
WIN at Aut WI ny AtitllNa'NNtttf 4 ~
adelphian, Bostonian, and New York
accents II we bother ourselves TO write
what the critics imagine to be En-
glish." we shall be priggish and artiii-
cial. and still more so if we make our
Americans talk English" There is
also this serious disadvantage about
English" that If we wrote the best
"English in the world, probably the
English themselves would not know it,
or. if they did, certainly would not own
it, 1t has always been supposed 10y
crammarians and purists that a Ian
guage can be kept as they find 1t; but
languages. while they live. are perpet-
ually changing. God apparently meant
them for the common People-whom
Lincoln believed God liked because lie
had made so many of them; and the
common people will use them freely as
they use other gifts of God, On their
lips our continental English will dliter
more and more from the insular In
glish, AMI we believe that this IS not de-
plorable. but desirable!-H y. H0tcettS,
"a Harpers Magazine for January.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18

bill continued special order f,o,,
day until next Thursday so as n y
vide that the bill shall not be cons;J p'O,
until after tie e. cend morning ho,,. y
each day. Randall endeavored to h. y
it further amended SO that the nrer ave
question should be ordered on TroaSes
instead of Thursday, but Reeds raaoIA!
ton passed. Welborn, from the cOu
mittee on Indian affairs, reporteS I'm ~
Indian appropriation bill and il was ~, ~
ferred to the com mittee of the WIZ ie
Mr.. Rogers, from the COMMITTEES ~
judiciary, reported DILL conferrinoe " ~
vii Jurisdiction in certain cases arSsin W
in the Indian territory, in the II =
courts which exercise criminal iu,;s
diction over the territory. PlacsS ~
the house calendar. The house tbsa
adjourned.
FRIDAY, FEB. 10.
House-After the reference of a la,..
number of senate bills to the apnrons;
ate committees the speaker procee5es
to call the committee for reports "A =
private nature. After the conclusios
of the call of the house went into COM.
mittee of the whole on the privsta
calendar. At the evening session tbs
house passed II pension bills and Id.
lourned till tomorrow.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18
ONLY A SONG.
CHAMBERS Journal.

1t was only simple ballad,
Sung TO a careless thfongi
There were none that knew the SINGER
And few that needed the song;
Yet the singers voice was tender
And sweet as with love untold
surely those hearts we're hardened
That It left so proud and cold.
she sang of the wondrous glory
That touches the woods IN spring,
OF the strange, oul-stirring. voices
When ''the hills break forth and sing,
or the happy birds low warbling
The requiem Of the day.
And the quiet hush Of the valleys
In the dusk Of the cleaning gray.
And one in distant corner
A woman worn with strife
Heard in that song a message
From the springtime OF her life.
Fair forms rose up before her
From the mist Of vanished years;
She sat in o happy blindeess,
Her eyes we're yelled In tears.
Then when the song was ended,
And hushed the last sweet tone,
The listener rose up softly
And went her way alone.
Once more TO her life OF labor
She passed, but her heart was strong;
Aud she prayed, GOD bless the singer
And, oh, thank God for the song
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1886-02-18

Bull fighting for the expert must be
very profitable. The chief ospada Of
Madrid, Lartiio, is employed during
the summer season for $4,000 and
last winter in the provinces he made
e10, 900. He killed $40 bulls without
a single accident to himself.
Four bright stars now form starry
curve or arc that may be easily traced
late in the evening The four stars
are Regulus, Mars, Jupiter and Spica,
in the order mentioned. Regulus may
be known as the bright star IN the
handle of the Sickle, and the other
three are readily recognized.
On election day Judge George w.
Ward, Of Abingdon, Va, was coRhned
to his room. He placed himself IN a
window in sight of the polls, 100 yards
away, tied his ballot to key, and let
it slide along string attached to the
ballot-box. The crier re cognized him,
cried his vote, and the ballot went in
to the box.
The trade in painted photographs
of the works of famous artists has
assumed such large deminsions in
Germany that Defregger and other
wellknown artists have engaged a
lawyer TO prosecute the offending
parties, who, it seems, aggravate their
offense by obliterating the signatures
of the artists from the photographs.
The order OF the Crown of India,
conferred on lady Randolph Churchill,
was instituted IN 1878. 1t includes
some twenty-six ladies. besides the
wives of Indian Princes, all of whose
husbands have held appointments con
nected with India, and is conferred al
most as q right on the wife OF the
Secretary for India, where Lord Ran,
dolph now is. 1t is always conferred
in England by the Sovereign IN person.