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Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
An Extraordinary Razor

w AS BEEN INVENTED By THE QUEEl'H
IA OWN 90. of England. The edge and
body Ia so THIN and FLEXIBLE AB NEVER
TO REQUIRE GRINDING, and hardly over
setting. It glideso vex the face like q piece of
velvet, making shaving quite = luxury. III II
creating A GREAT EXCITEMENT in Europe
among the experts, who pronounce 1t PER-
FICTION. Two dollars in buffalo handle; 50
In ivory. Every razor, to be genuine, must
bear on tho reverse side the nsrne OF Ma.
THAN JOSEPH, Gal Clay street, Ban Fran
cisco, the only place In the United States
where they are obtained. Trade supplied
sent by mail 100 extra or O. o. d.
The Queens own COmP any hsvin
enlarged their factory, are now making PEARL
and IVORY CARVING KNIVES, TABLE and
POCKET KNIVES, HUNTING KNIVES and
SCISSORS, OF the same quality as their mar.
~velously wonderful Razor. se0-1yd&w
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28

DIR: MINTIE's KIDNEY Rpmp,,
NEPHRET1CUM, cures ali htnds 90 a
snd BLADDER Complaints. 6onorrbns 1S
LeuSorrhes. For sale by ell druggists. ~
bottle, SIX bottles for S. 90. N0
DIR. MINTIE,S DANDFIVONnx.
are the best and cheapest DYNPEpsr..Ln
all druggists. u..,
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28

ia ~never.t,a.
Oure for Esrl
De D:e.oiiii..y.Elh,ssSs
torrh,.,.' spers,
MANliOON",sf
potency, Psr.I,,,lal
and all the ter,,S,
effects ofself.iaih,tsaa
youthfulioilliiss.S, s .,
excuses in nstn 'at
VAAEn uTtl
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28
MISCELLANEOUS.
Assessment Notice.
Ruby Hill Tunnel and Mining Gem.
pany.


r OCATIOS OF PRINCIPAL PLACE o.
IL business. Eureka, EureAa county, "
vAda.
Location of works. Eureka Mining District
EuresA county. State Of Nevada.
Notice Is hereby given that at 9 meeting Of
he Board Of Directors, held on the 10th day OF
November, 1885, an assessment mo. i0l Of One
Cent ~ per share WAS levied upon the capital
stock OF the corporation, payable Immediately
in United States gold coin, to the Secretary. Al
the office of the Company. in Ryland's build
ing, Eureka, Nevada.
Any stock upon which this assessment sha
remain unpaid on
wednesday, the 10Th Day OF Deem
Der, 1855.
will be delinquent and advertised for sale u
public auction: ana unless payment ia mia
before, Will be sola on FRIDAY. u
FIFTEENTH (l5) DAY Of JANUAE'
lss6. to pay the delinquent assessment, :
gether with costs of advertising and expenia
of sale.
By order Of the Board Of Directors.
JOHN e. JONES, heeretary.
Ofice-Ryland's Building, mp stairs, In D.
+. Mitchellis Office, Eureka, Nevada.
Eureka, Nov. l6, 1885, nllh
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28
Badges All Societies

DoLIoEMEN. FIREMEN. ETC. PREsRN
l. tation Charms. or Prizes IN Gold. Silver
or Metal, SOLD AT SOCIETY PRICES by the
Agent OF the Universal Badge Manufscturin
Company, NATHAN JOSEF 4 CO., Cal Olay
street, San Francisco.
workmen and X. OF p. Badges In Gold. Al
sseh. sont O. o. d. Trade supplied. fe23-tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1886-01-28
Curiosities.

A NoIENT OR MODERN. BOUGHT AND
"A SOLD; Mineral Specimens, OLD Coins.
shells, Indian Relics OF every kind ~
NATHAN JOSEPH l. co.'s, G4I olsy street
San Francisco. sags 80
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26

II KeRrny street, San Francisco. Ca !
NERVOUS Debility. Seminal Weakness, TX
y huuSiCd Vitality. SpcImatorhTa. LOST
Manhood. lmpoirncy, Paralysis. lrosiat"i'
rhWa and all the terrible effects of self Abuse
and excess IN mature years, such a. Loss oi Mem
orv I.assiiude. Nocturnal Emissions. aversion tn
society, D!mncss of Vision, Noise. in the iira"'
the vital iuid passing uno5serred III ihe urine
and many other diseases that leads l" INSANITY
ut" "''''' YOUNG MEX
Suffering from amy of the above symptoms
should consult IA nj once. The darn can DC
stopped, vitality restored. and life be mh"r a%Al
pleasure instead of n burden.
There are many
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
Who are troubled with too frequent evacuation o.
the bladder often accompanied 10y slight smart
inc or burning sensation, and weakening oi The
system in manner they cannot account for Ropy
Sediment in the urine, etc Many die OF this di;ll
Guilty ignorant of the cause, which l. the secont
stage oi seminal weakness.
Cure GUARANTEED IN ALL Such CASES
Consultation Free. Thorough examination
and advice, including chemical analysis ard mi
croscopic examination OF the urine -. An non
est opinion given i'll every case.
The following Medicines supplied at the prices
SIR ASHLEY COOPER VITAL RE.
STORATIvE, 50 a bottle. or four times III,
quantity, $40
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE.
Sent to any one applying by letter, stating ,symp
toms, sex and aye. Strict secrecy III regard 10 al
business transactions.
The Celebrated Kidney Remedy, NE.
PHRETICUM, for all kinds of Kidney ant
! Bladder Complaints, Gonorrho'a. elect, leucor
thea, etc. For sale by all druggists; 81 bottle
The English DANDELION, LIVER ANI
DYSPEPSIA PILL is the best in the market
For sale by all druggists; price. 80 cents bottle
: Address English Medical Dispensary,
| No. ii kEARNEY ST.. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
| Q1g SGtt
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26
OLYMPIA
Collegiate Institute,
Olympia, w. r.
ACADEMIC DEPARTMENT.

ACADEMIC DEPARTMENT.
rJNIIIS Institution for students of either
i sex is under the control OF the Meth
odist Episcopal church. Students allied
to any or no religious denomination are
received on the same footing, and no sec
tarianism is taught.
Three courses are open To the student:
the Academic, the Normal and business
or Commercial.
The Academic Course
Extends over Yeas and prepares Young
men and women tor college, giving thor
ough preparatory insti ucliun in Mathe
MATES and in ancient and modern Lam
guageS.
The Normal Caur.a
Extends over 5 years aud fits students for
the teachers profession: A pleasant iea-
ture IN this course will he lectures on
moral science by members of the clergy.
The Business Course
Extends over 2 years ami gives young
men and women comprehensive ac-
quantance with the business forms and
"details of a commercial education. Book
keeping and Penmanship through the
entire course. Lectures will he given
from time to time by prominent :ucmbeIs
of the bar on Commercial Law.
The building has been thoroughly rem
ovated and put in excellent condition for
a prosperous school year. A Literary So
ciety is held in connection with the Insti-
tute. The school will open the tiist Mon
day in September with }. l.. Henderson.
Principal, and l.. 2. Yemen, Instructor in
Higher Mathematics and Ancient Ian
guages. Peter Cochran is Assistant and
Principal of Grammar and Primary De-
partnients, where children are received
at all ages over five years. More help
will be furnished if needle {. For terms
and circular address the Principal.
j. l.. HEN DERS0N.
Olympia, Aug. o. 1856.
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Administrators Notice.

YINIIE undersigned has been duly APP
i pointed as Administrator OF the es-
tate of Henry Thies, deceased, by the Pro-
bate Court of Thurston county, Washing
ton Territory.
All persons having claims against said
estate are hereby notified to present the
same to me ut my residence on Grand
Mound Prairie, with the proper vouchers,
within one year from date.
FRED W. STOCKING,
Administrator of the estate of Henry
ThicS, deceased.
Dated, October 80 1856.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26

InI-. duly s'gu I aDil witnessed. was Mr..
LnraIu.:s viii | san, ON a char, f,elln.
dizzy AMI confu 81. Mr. Lorraine heal was
a creator pulzie 10 he nan Ir. Lorraine
hyilr. Bv u few wordS--iaShai off it
mi,ht be- ON the spur OF the nom, the
hal lit M all his we 9TH. Was ii from
affection. SENSE of jus..ce, cyn.c.sm, or
wha':
Il did not KNOW YOU Were an adoIt1l son,
Mr. Julian" IA 4 the lawyer. in toms of
surprise.
Yes" | sail Collecting myself. '.Do
Won think shall ue righo i'll accepting tnls
bcque =
WHY notf
Are there no close relativesl Although
ras5el as his son, know so little about
linn"
81 suspect know less. But Incvnr heard
Mr.. Loranc sea. of any rel tiveS lis
al pt,ol of you proves you entitled tGstne
money"
sat in deep thought 1t was ali 50
strange, so stl den.
BY The b., NJ. in ian,' said III, solci-
tor, ''.,ithout wishing u intru ie N: a vice,
snon! |, / were IN your lac. 81 no I'm /.
t. lei -. pie know | was not n. l. RAM.
son l. rvi !pnj'y y .~nel it ~ bo tlou ht
you We're. fancy that b: saying nothing
YOU " IL best carr gu, b., Washes ! lay
sci, ,i....i keep silence on III matter"
Weighed hls counse., AMI at AS, rightly
or wro:.gly, lecil,d to follow It. NJ one
could be hlrm ID by my continuing to pas,
as the dead mans son. The tact OF his nav
ing left me all his wealth slowed or | fan
cIeI it showed, that he looked upon Inc as a
son; 50 buri} ID the story Of the slipwreck
1
of Hcrsal Abbey.
lsaid my time at Oxford; | took NV de
gree. After this / went abroad for man,
months. IL. Herstai Abb ", ii, had 10
liz, q o. such ii !ars pla"a Whrl Ir tarne I
t. i.Agia 4 lei ,hr u5u i III, Ia or Tor
no Worse, ot young III III u. 1vrounc.
Three years after tn. death oil Julian
Lorraine Tell i'll love-
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Probate Notice.

IN the Probate Court in and for Thus
i ton county, Washington Territory.
In the matter of the Estate of &. q. Tur-
ner deceased.
All persons having claims against the
above named deceased are hereby re-
quired to present them with the necessary
Vouchers to the undersigned, at her resi-.
dence. on Second street, in the city OF
Olympia, said county, within one year
from the date hereof, or the same will bo
barred.
Dated, Oct. 90 1856.
FIDELIA b. TURNER.
Administrative of the estate of q. q
Turner with will annexed.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26
NIGHT School.

A LII interested parties will please re.
N member that a class will be formed
at the Collegiate institute, next Monday
evening, October 18th. for receiving in
stru .tion in Bookkeeping and CONNER
cial Arithmetic. The school room will be
warmed, but students will be expected to
furnish their own lights for desk use.
The Principal will meet the class on Mon
ay and Wednesday evenings OF each
week. The charges will be So in advance
per term of twenty lessons.
Olympia, Oct. 20, 1886. W.
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For Sale.

TIME undersigned offers for sale four
L heavy draught horses. two trucks,
one wood wagon, two boi sheds, one scOw
and one small row boat, and other equip
ments of first-class woodward with IA
considerable supply of wood bark and
coal on hand.
Terms of sale cash or approved notes
with interest. A bargain is offered to
some man of sufficient enterprise TO push
the business. DAVID Il. DREWRY.
Olympia, Sept. a, 1856. tt
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u. S. LAND OFFICE At OLYMPIA, WIFI
October :, 1856.
NOTICE is hereby given that Frank r. AL
y bridge has filed notice of intention to make
final proof before Register and Receiver at their
Office, in Olympia, W. T., on Monday, the I'D
day of November A. ID. 1856. on Homestead
Application-D. s. No. 1853 for the East half
Northwest quarter and West half Northeast
quarter of Section 80, Township IL North, Range
West.
He names az witnesses: Fred. Greene, John
s. Rossiter. Joshua Miller and James X. Little
john all of Olympia, W. 4.
JOHN Y. OSTRANDER.
Register of the Land Office.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26

To Richnu's Golden Balsam no. 1
sores On the Legs and Body; Sore Ears,
iycs, Nose, etc, Copper. colored Biotches.
hyphilitc Catarrh. diseased Scalp, and all
primary forms Of the disease known as
syphilis. Price, SIS 90 per Bottle.
30 Richau's Golden Balsam No. q
Cures Tertiary. Mercurial Syphilitic Rheu-
matism, Pains in the Bones, Pains in the
Head, back Of the Neck, liberated Sore
Throat, Syphilitc Rash, Lumps and con.
tract,d Cords, Stiffness Of the Limbs, and
eradicates all disease from the system,
whether caused by indiscretion or abuse
a Mercury, leaving the blood pure and
healthy. Price IS 90 per Bottle.
a.. Itichau's Golden spanish Anti.
dOta for the cure of GonorrhGa, GleSt,
irritation Gravel, and all Urinary or Gent
tai Heterogeneous. Price Sc SO per
Bottle.
Le Richau's Golden Spanish In.
lection, for severe cases Of Gonorrhea,
inillmmatory elect. Strictures,&c. Price
81 50 per Bottle.
for the effective healing of Syphilitic Sores,
Ic RiChnu's Golden Pills-Nervs
and Brain treatment; loss OF physical pow.
or, excess or over-work, Prostration, etc.
Price 50 90 per Box.
Tonic and Nervine,
Sent everywhere, c. q. D., securely packe
per express.
c. F. RICHARDS & CO. AgeEtS
42I i APO Sansome street, Corner Clay,
San Francisco, GA.
CIRCULAR XAILElSREE.
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Wanted

DARTIES having Timber or Coal Land
Il for sale, to communicate with
ALFRED THOMPSON.
Attorney and Real Estate Agent.
October 3, 1856. m2
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The volume of water is 5000 eight
thousand feet per minute, flowing oyer
and between the hardest rock.
The property is offered AS follows:
l. The Upper Fail, with 10 acres of land.
substantially built sawmill and fixed ma
chinery therein.
2. The Middle Fail, with 2.37 acres of
land and well-built Touring mill, driving
two pair OF stones, fitted with all the
latest improvements, and doing an extern
sive business.
3. The Lower Fall, with ) acres of land
a lumber mill in active operation and a
strongly built Touring mill, driving three
pair of stones, and with every appliance
for doing large trade.
This property being situate on the
headwatefS of Puget Sound, ravigable for
light draught steamers to the very foot
of the Falls, and connected by rail with
tie Northern Pacific at Tent o, ID miles
distant, enjoys unequaled facilities tor the
receipt and dispatch of freight. Moreover
land in the vicinity can be obtained very
cheaply
For the establishment of FIGURING,
| Wooden, Lumber and Paper Mills, Turn
water affords opportunities seldom OBJ
| talnabe.
CORRESPONDENCE solicited and full in
! formation furnished by
ALFRED THOMPSON,
Attorney and Real Estate Agent.
Olympia, July 9, 1856. IT
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is ever ready to do YOU" WORK ana S'iai
antee satisfaction.
&c Mr.. J.. Cook. the well-knowi wagon
huilIrr, occunying the adjoining shop, cy
ceIi,ut facilities are afforded for bUlIulna
WAGONS To order or making repairs
U0BSE-sHOEING A SPECIALITY.
Shop, the stand formerly occupied 1N
Geo. s. Allen corner of Third and W ASH
/ ington Streets.
Olympia, May q, 1851. IL
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1886-11-26
FINEST Water POWER
ON THE PACIFIC COAST.

YNHE river makes u total descent OF 81
i feet into navigable tidewater Uhe
same height as the falls of st. Anthony.
at Minncapolis) broken into three falls as
uuipr
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10
sPENcER's LUCK.


An Ex-senator Tells How He Got His
First start In the world.
Ex-senator Spencer gave me the other
day the story Of his first piece Of good
luck. which illustrates the fact that
fortune has quite as much TO do even
with mans getting good start in
life as mere merit Spencer says that
he went to Des Moines, Ia, when he
was young fellow, and arrived there
with just S75 in his pocket. He was
alone and without friends. He was
very homesick. and went to he'd early
TO escape the blues While he was in
bed he was walked BY conversation
in the next room. The conversation
was on such a subject that il attracted
his attention Immediately. He got up
and listened at crack in the thin par
tition between his room and the next.
and heard the two commissioners who
had the locating Of the capitol Of the
State Of Iowa discussing where they
would place it. They finally agreed
where they would 60. and then made
arrangements to buy . certain tract Of
land adjacent to the location. the only
part that was for sale. Mr.. Spencer
said that he got up very early in the
morning and went to the owner Of this
piece Of land. He asked him what he
would take for it, and he said 81. 800
cash. Spencer said: s.Well, l suppose
thirty days is cash. is it notf L am
here from New York. and it will take
me about that time to get the money!
The man said: Thirty days is good
enough, II you can pay something
down" So Mr.. Spencer paid $50 and
took receipt for il An hour later
the man wanted to back out of the
sale. but the receipt held il Spencer
sold that piece Of land 50 a. to clear
$500 within the next ten days. This
gave him his first start. He went to
Nebraska and from that State went In
TO the war. While he was in Nebraska
he lived in . hotel with i've friends,
each Of whom aftcrward came to the
United States Senate. These men were
Kellogg. Paddock. Hitchcock, Upton
and Saunders. N y World.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

Talk Of the large fees made by doc
tors and lawyers. observed an old
gentleman whose air was cminently
professional; Il once performed SIN
gle operation that brought me in one
hundred thousand dollars"
Must have been an extremely Diff
cult operation TO pcrform?' inquiringIy
remarked listener.
mo. not particularly difficult, but
rather risky"
The chances were that the patient
would not recover from it?' qucried
another bystander.
mot exactly. I ran most Of the risk
myself. 1t was out in Montana almost
thirty years ago. A couple Of friends
Of mine and performed q little opera
ton on stagc-coach which was trans
porting some bullion and bonds from
the Mississippi to new bank in Oregon.
! was the only one Of my party who
survived, and ~ luck would have Il
! happened 70 have the fee with me,
and. what's better. I got to Europe with
TN Y. Graphic.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

~ Isemeadous Annun1 v1Ro-IoB ~
~ ths Americas People.
what though. - Mr.. Atkinson est
natsN;. the annual loss Of property -
che United States BY fre amounts 70
600. 900, 200; the cost Of maintaining
iire insurance companies 70 o35. 000.-
600 and o. fre-extinguishing ap-
pliances to "a 900. 900. making . total
fre tax Of el60. / 700. 900. equal 20 el.25
on each 800 worth Of annual product.
or between ten and fifteen per cent. oi
the annual savings on the Nation, the
people Of the United States -notwith-
standing the example st them by early
Spanish architects, the bnilders Of
Europe. and the dictates o. experience
and reason-will continue 10 erect for
dwelling, manufacturing and CONNER
ciai purposes. structures sometimes
called s'fre-proof' or allow burning"
which the flames lap up - readily as .
cat does milk, and which. when once
on fire. become traps for human life;
from which, in spite Of warning and
haste, Il Is generally very difficult and
too often impossible to escape.
The trap Is like the inside Of . stove.
full Of draugbts and fuel; these are in
the shape Of elevator shafts. air shafts.
stairways. wells for light etc. with
plenty Of painted pine on every han d
In flooring, doors, castings. etc, as ig-
nitible as finder. An old-fashioned
Mexican stone or adobe mansion. or
an ancient Italian marble palace. pre-
sent little more invitation or hold to
the flames than a granite hill top; but
most American buildings are as ready
for combustion as one Of those elab-
crate constructions Of festive fire.
crackers. in which the soul of the Chi
nese takes supreme delight. We might
do differently and infinitely better. and
shall improve buildings for certain
purposes and in certain places, but
the vast majority will for ages be run
up in q flimsy manner, Of flimsy ma
terial. prepared and ready for the
flames to lick up in trice. or for the
tornado or cyclone to scatter like
chaif "a calamity in either case liable
TO inflict cruel injury, heightened by
the loss Of human life or mutilation
or mangling ofhuman limbs. to which.
in some instances. death itself seems
preferable. Insurance Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

Grees and Syphax walked on ~,
toriouA She TOOK him homo, and &
was arranged that Syphax should live
in the future with the Bonds. Grets
taught her school until the end Of the
year, and some Of her pupils did her
great credit. Chief Justice Marshall
became bright star in her armament
lie left her tuition for Hampton. full II
ambition to be useful 70 his race. She
used the money she had made 10 re-
place the watch. for the benefit % Sy-
phax. The day before she and her
family left for the North. tiny pack
age was handed her. II was q box
containing beautiful ring from Miss
Amber. who knew now the secret Of
Greta's teaching. The ring was cir
Gle Of gold set with five precious stones.
whose initials formed Names gar
net, : ruby, an emerald. topaz and
an amethyst: Greta. - Youfh's Com
pGni0n.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10


when look back
MI ny GssaSSs' . ssSs, q ss; praise.
And see again her gentle ways
when look back.
when look back
Upon my starting out IN life.
Into the world. mid enarcs 30 rife.
think 81 her who chccred the strife
When look back.
when look back
Upon the shadow since that fell
ON my dear home: death's warning knel.
NY mothers cry. fear full we'll
When look back.
when look back
Iron my fathers dying bed,
And zee her lave his fevored hoad,
live again those hours Of dread
When look back.
when look back
Upon my fruitlces. ill-spent years.
Since manhood's dawn, with hopes and fears
- When / look back.
when look back
Upon the past. and now see where
might have saved her life from care.
When look back.
when look back
Cpon this retrospective view.
Her teachings bid me this 70 do:
When look back.
when look back
Vpon my mother cheerful face,
Iilumlned BY loves holy grace.
Ny grief shall then 70 JOY give place
When look back.
-Cdstay Ret, IN Chicago Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

How do you find business il che
Territoryr asked an Eastern man Of .
friend whom he met on the train.
Pretty fair, but we need more Eat
ern spectators to make it boom"
lis that sop
Yes. We want more OF them to
come out and invest Now for in.
stance, I've got piece Of land up here
and have been ready for two years now
70 plant gold mine. or silver diggins,
or an oil well. or any thing else the oc-
casion seemed to require and not :
speculator has shown up. tell you
it's discouraging for an honest young
man. A few Of these wealthy New
Workers would make : better feeling in
financial circles" -- EsIsliise %. ~
Bell
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

1t seems that there are some heavy
drinkers in Philadelphia. The Times
Of that city says that one Philadelphia
hotel has six customers who drink over
sixty-five WHISTLES day each. Another
hotel has two customers who imbibe
regularly eight quarts Of champagne
day. ten or twelve who take over
twenty WHISTLES . day, eight or zine
who guzzle forty glasses Of beer after
three o'clock each day, and one cus-
tomcr who regularly drinks two bot
Ties Of cognac : davs
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

Most English-spcaking Germans use
the word already" without much re-
gard to sense. 1T Is fine day. NJ
ready" where are you going. al
readyr' are fair specimens
Recently In Harlem . physician was
hastily summoned to attend man who
was injured by IN accident.
The door was opened by the unfort-
innate mans wife, who said, with tears
running down her face:
"You vas too late, doctor, too late;
mein man vas dead. already. ~ Y.
Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-09-10

"A young man wants TO know how
70 bring out mustache. Tie = cord
around Il tightly, hitch the cord to =
post and then run backward ~ y.