New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-27
THE TALK or THE DAY.


The statement "a made tnat new telephone recently
enabled a listener at New-York to hear CONGRESSMAN
take drink OF water Washington, 225 miles away
There must DO some illusion about this. Especially
about the water part.
II was a OF the same class who gave RECEPTION
lately IIe moved long since intO house IN tue
right and Lett to al Of his new neighDOrs, whom pc Nn
never met socially. Tue day after the reception nc
encountered acquaintance, VINO mad known nun III nls
humoler days, ami in answer 70 the query, po9
there many present 1n'"er'I, N bnt had
many" and then VleefnX continued nuJ na 49, "a
whole ba4ketul OF regrets" HIS IDEAS OF society were
indeed limited. Tie did not even KNOW enough 10 taAe
snub. boston Budget
aMush and milk parties very popular IN religions
circles in ST. Louis. All present iasten bibS around
their necks and proceed eat as much mush ana
milk az they can. These parties are thought to be
"A Riully funny by the good people OF ST. Louis
The trouble with the Democratic party appears TO be
that the President has setracked it, whlefthe RepuD-
can through express IA preparing to pass oy on the
main track with grand rash.
No matter how Interested a may be in his news
paper he will throw it down with a spitofui Stat the
moment he discovers IL Il Yesterdays issue. Man ID
curious critter- Boston Transcript,
In the Boston Public Library there thirteen new
books written by thirteen different Smiths 1t ia evil
dent from tns that the smiths getting firm grip on
the literature OF the country.
And he had the assurance tell yOu to face that
our folks went into this thing TO- make money. WY
truth ddu think neoded II. He seemed to 70 fully
competru Manufacture ali the lies he wanted
ton Transcript
Whenever YOU SEQ a seml-protessional looking man
walking through the shopping streets in the afternoon
aud looking Tx dly at the laies who pass him. DO NOT
jump the conclusion that he IS a "mhsher. He IS
only an ornthoogs looking at the strange foreign birds
ON the ladies' hats and bonnets.
Less than twenty years Americans imported their
carpets At the present time yards Of carpet are
tured In and around Philadelphia than IN the
whole OF Great Britain.
large and enthusiastic cremation society has Just
been organized in Los Angeles. Cal
The editor Of this paper wishes it emphatcay under
stood that he refuses TO "cc ny e same cen Ia tne
Wet d Al he MAJ tern If court We have been meek ss
"A lamb concerning oar case up to ths lino Oul IT Al
br.ht IS 20 NJ to convicted the time we want
il settled thar ne shall occupy eel ia other cOrr
dor. Albuquerque o. NJ Journal.
says Mr. Carnegie in ms new book: "Whenover an
Amcrc an is met abroad with the assertion that gov
ernmcnt in the republic is corrIpt, he safely say
that for ounce Of corruption here there is fun
pound avorIupo4 IN Britain; FOR every JOB here.
twenty youder. One uoblrmln gets $1,000 (S2O,OO0l
per anuun for waking backward before Her Majesty
upon certain OCCASIONS. AMI 80 On through chapter OF
ions 50 long aud irritating that no American could
patiently read through it,"
Mr. ) w. Bennett OF FreichsbIrg. seeks to turn the
tables on his crtcs IN ms way during my late SICK
doctored thirtyou' days for measles. and be-
case scattered in different places Now they blame
for tins. because som" Of the peO" de thdt ctIed
caught tho p,K Id died They say it was because
[ was not vtcciuatrd bat It Ia poor rule that WOHt
work ald II those mat died had been yaccl-
mated would caught the disease. - Mon
treal Gazette
lie Caiago Eiajle. is reused to righteous anger by
Mr.. william Black the novelist Mr. Black, it seems
Thought that he would ike to have Chicago srl for
one II characters In his .ates novel This was all
proper enough; Chicago grs full Of suggestions
to the novelist Mr.. Black makes his Chicago girl
baok-uumber aug phrases that no se.frespecung
Chicago person has the tire. No wonder
The Raabler dcnouuces the wretcnet novelist for no
community can its slang thus Sian Tered
It's very amusing TO the mIn with cane or UNI
ola, as H. prdmenalr- tn plank WAX. bringing up
ait OF D sudden me point OF mis- wuklng-stcE pcne-
trates broad tr'aclr rOus track Yes 1t IS very
tuunv only on : pleasure Il sally married at listening
: To the uuapprectUvc langutg which tho nau uses
when he wltndraws the cane % umbrella aud cOntem
plates its manned condition.. Boston Transcript