The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1886-10-13
BRIC-A-BRAC.

And mavclous wealth of gorgeous dyes,
as 9raclhg mort, nha huzy noon,
ANU iuii oTpch' l'i"c'o ye'io" h'oon'
The best thing out-A big fire.
An attached couple-Oystcr shells.
BARRIERS always predict short crops.
7. 10 ro;, W cline u,,tb q booth,ock
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NoihS VIC rouhuS- NiiniohhS .ue iauucr'
Every carpenter has a plane duty before
hin
When a dog is muzzled his bark Is on the
tied.
Cranks are men who make other men
think,
Said n conccitcd younp lady: lyon men
arc "A covct-us set
school BOYS are usually glad to sec rule
laid down.
4 thorn in the bush is worth two in the
hand.
ycs WoItor rorv ,ro mist hcforo ,hov
are gone.
THO horhor &c ,ho M, who { ,ho moo,
ont to w. he most, - "0'
I,ouircr No Tho ro,u l. ma,
similar TO shin bread
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n 81 Pc,npr'st ,.TT'hn r "s 'o'''"i WISH
The dude never takes things cum grdno
S"ts OF he WOULDN'T NC SO fresh.
The new fall bonncts, they say, will be
V-shapcd. The bills will be X~.shaped.
The eagle is a tough bird, but when it is
put on the back of n dollar it IS legal ten
der.
a woman never knows whether the side
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dress.
a Western paper says: 1T is not good
Tor man II be alone" He should buy a
Jog
DOn'; be IoDresSod nv mjsforturrs ,Tis
the blacklist storm which gives the ~lovclicst
rainbow.
The man who would beat an egg Is mean
Gnru"n 10 whlp cream thrcsh wheat, or
p, " t"''"So stump
The TTtcnnial General Convention Of the
Protestant Episcopal Church in the United
'o'n.es 'i'c' at Nh'ca2o last week.
Chicago has seven anarchists to. hang.
Tic country waits for her game Of seven
up.
frecklcS are fashionable. They indicate
that the posscssor has been to the summer
resorts.
j Ilc more Il man uTlDKS The S0DcTcr he
thinks himself. lie never knows when he
Is loaded.
Tie Russian agency ut Sofia officially de.
| mics that Gen. kaulbars has been recalled
ny The Car.
Lord Randolph Churchill is in Berlin In.
| COG. and has had an interview with Prince
Herbert Bismarck.
i man may be neither y vatcbtsmon nor
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may he fond of schooncrs and ponies.
4 human skeleton woiche from IN ~ ia
| pounds. and the blood of tho BODY abou,
| % pounds, but cremation leaves only cirht
ounce.
Before MARRIAGE soys q bo,roclo d ono
a girl speaks to her lover with her eyes;
iAtcr marriage with her tongue.
New Work nbys;c;.r o,r, 80, 10 3,,
rrrons IN rn ;n,o l,hye w"tnr n az II y nnn,
| meal . Ana wr nrcs,,n,e ;f IN Ala Gn !,
after one he wouldn't find il.
bli,no ,;rIo urs, ho ~
| moor timber 4 vomnT rniImw hos inst h ,@S
| sued hy one Of thnm f6r hrnokinC hor col
| lor hone while No. u.oe u ,rn;nm IeS, "i y"
He was n broken down gambler turned
waiter, and when a customer said: "a
small Stcnk. please he replied absent
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Statistics show that nriSoncrs con,opood
to imprisonment for l~ifclivc to q greater age
than persons who hive to work for their
living outside.
Mrs. Gubbins saws she ncvcr allows hor
| boy Jim TO ooi ony inn for hor huchomJ
died Of the jim jams, and she don't propose
to run any chances with the boy.
Tho steamer In Mosoo,to . no.soroor
| boa, running between 81 To,is Ind CSSnn
| Girarlcan, exploded her boilers WcdnaS
| day killing u large number ~ noon,o
A discussion is going on IN a suburban
town rs to whether Eve ,tc ono nr moro
| apples. We should saw i, does moi mattnr
much. The result was the same.
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IL Is inc general ocflel mat the poet Is nj
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landlord comes in NV The hack wnv viii
| The monthly rem, hiII ~
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