New-York tribune., 1886-04-27
1HE TILK or TIE D1Y.

In an editorial article few days ago The Brooktyn
Eage said that 1t wouli be "monstronsy mp"rtiuent
to discuss of the ladies mentioned IN connec-
ZION with President Clrvclands marriage. But in par
agraph in the column Mrs. aud Miss Folsom were
spoken Of without The notions OF what con
stitntes "monstrous impertinence" vary decidedly
among different members OF The Edgie's staff &.
An English clergyman followed up a stirring
o lie se,ly approach o. the worlis final catastrophe
by appeal Tor liberal contribution for rebuilding me
-rif- minister Millcrtc" times persuaded one O his
dcacon, who WAS expecting the end OF the world
diateiy give several cords OF dry wood 10 each OF
naf dozen poor families in the town. n.-tSpinghed
! UuIOn.
Horace" by tho papers that there WAS tie
up in several churches yesterday"
Angelina" on. these hOrrii labor troubles when Will
they cease Bs the way, though hoS could there be
'ue-up' in church /"
Horace" Easy enough; the happy couples just
walked up chance rails and the minister did the
business IN tfte mlAutcs.'
some day in the dim futura there may be born n man
who Will keep nOcl furnish II with bedstcads long
enough for SIX ioot man To seen III without hnoeAnS
hs head against BE hcriboarl or n heels against the
footboard every he straghtens ont. and who wll
furnish bedcothes wde enough so that man can turn
over without creating a Ir.ught o. citnrr sue "A
10 hope that H. Will come Ill our day.-iBOstOn
Commercial Bulletin
Geneva switzerland, is to have big exhibition in
lsss The main object OF the exhibition will be to per-
Gr.r-Ani You claim that Black Is total abstainer
Grsy%Come. nov. doesn't he kcepa drop III the house
GrcenHNo sir. lot a drop He couldn't do 1t without
my knowledge.
Green Because my hired man is conrtng his hired
gir and oar lanIics can keep TIE SMALLEST
secret from the OtEer.-, Boston CoIrler
During the last l3J years G32 theatres have been de-
stroyed by lire. and the number OF people burned to
death In these U.573 average OF iS year
or these ia have been burned during the
last ve years, fact which shows that such casualties
rapidly increasing
There i.a PROPOSITION TO limit by law the price
charged for sis this city ~ 25 BY 10 means let
this done Ia ss4 the price Tor gaS was - aud our
bill AZ the press room for March was $40 The next
year the lls comp tuies were consolidated ami the
pr ce WAS reduced to ~ 15 which raised our Dll Tor
March To 500. The next year the Consolidated Gas
C5npany got everything In good running order and
u - they managed to mske our bill $40 We beg for
law to raise lne pfIce to S5 shall hope for
reasons abie reduction of the Olll Independents
The Manchester (sngand papers note as an interest
ing fact OF Dissent Ia that city The reason for
this - said TO and aggressive work OF the
Established Church. which has in large sense become
the churcn Of The peope IN that part OF England
"Iook here dangh;rr" sad Mrs. PArvcnu to her
eldest I'm not going to have you dershgng my paror
with your athletic notions any longer ana shall attend
"rai1t mienx," replied the daughter in elegant sem
"T.int yon Oh !" snapped the mother. "Wcn. I'd
ike TO know who the Iulscncfit Il. tLen Washington
Critc.
Some Germans IN the Fathcrland have Issued an
appeal to Germans beyond the for Universal Ger
man Congress 10 De held In Berlin on September 49,
H. 10 and IL next. at which the promotion OF the
aud economical inter SIS Of the nation To
pe discussed Apple .tons fJr attendance and for more
ample information nay be- addressed to the Bureau
the Society for German Colonization.
Hits true that Colonel Morrison canuO sit down TO
dinner honest American mutton without blushing.
there is hope yet for both MIN anu his tarlh bill
MANY people Expressed surprise at learning that NJ.
Carlton who ran the late unfortunate Italian opera.
Was "A clemlsti But why surely II anything - a
drug" in the market, Italian opera is American
Register.