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Scvcnty-scvcn years old and yet
speaking from car platforms rs he
flew northward to begin canvass
for return to Parliament. What
man in these days equal Glad
stone? If he could Undue all the
friends of Ireland with energy like
his own what wonders they would
work.
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Dangerous flbrlcations from limo TO hmc
are gotten up 10 cheat the public and IN sell
on the name and reputation OF Simmons
Liver Regulator. In FIVE gal decisions per
retual injunctions have been decreed by the
Courts for tha protection Gr the nbl:c and the
suppression of these frauds There fore be,
ware OF these hdrtfll decepiions and take only
Simmons Liver Regulator, manufactured by
J. H. Eeilin :; Co; in White Wr rper, with
the large rcd z and mortar IhsFtph.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

A. NJ. Vaughn, Edi'or of the "Grccnwicf
Review" Greenwich, o., writes: LAST Jan,
nary me: with very severe accident, caused
by runaway horse. | used almost every
kind OF salve 10 heal the thp the wounds
nothing to do me any good till l was recon-.
mcndcd HENRY's CARGoLIC Salve ]
bought box, and ii helped me at once, and
ut the end of two months | was completely
we'll. 1t is the best Sllye in the market, and
! never fail Of telling my friends about it and
urge them to use it whenever in need
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Professor Miyakc, of the Japa-
nese National University, has in
vented new form of European
costume which is highly common
dable for sanitary reasons. 1t is
now stated that the students OF
the medical department OF the To-
kio University, numbering over
5000, have been ordered to wear
clothing Of this description.
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BREEpNe rnoE YOUNG AN1mALs

The practice of breeding from
very young ANIMALS is common
with soma breeders and a word OF
caution from an excellent authori-
ty is worth reproducing.
"Buyers should see to it, that
they do not buy from herds where
it has been, the practice to breed
from very young sows and boaPs.
Haste in getting progeny from
pigs for which good prices have
been paid is highly ccnsurable. A
herd managed on this plan for a
few years Will dyindlc, not only
losing size, but becoming eFemin-
ate also. The strongest and most
profitable stock is found. in those
hefds where full-grown sows and
boars are Kept as breeders"
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Both ofthe South Carolina Scna-
tors ARG in line with the tariff re-
formers of their State.


Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg, Ill.
says: "Having received 50 much bcneii
from Electric Bitters, feel it my duty to tn,
suffering humanity know it. Have had ,
running sore on my leg for eight years; The
doctors told me | would have to have my
bone scrapcd Or leg amputated. l used, in,
stead, three bottles Of Eifctic Bittcrs and
seven boxes of Bucklep's AuiSa Salvc and
nv leg is now sound ard we'll"
Electric Bitters arc'sbl q at fifty cent bot.
tie, and Bucblen's Salye at 25c. per bottle by
r. Z. Luhn.
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Emerson says. HSeEt to the originator o.
an immortal sentence, stands this ifsi luOtcl
of it." Those who have been cured by
Browns Iron Tonic, and have told their good
fortunes to those suffering as they once did
in m, rit, stand close to the discovrrcr Of
Browns Iron Tonic. For sale by Carleton
& Nash.
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RISKY BUT SHE Cor TaERE.-
'John," she said to the young man
who had been counting her for five
long years-"John, l sat for my
Photograph to-day. 1 suppose you
want Sne3p
"Oh yes, indeed"
by the way, John, 1 had them
taken especially for some friends
in California, and they want my
autograph on the cards. Now
john | don't know whether to
sign my maiden name or wait few
months until after | am married.
| suppose you do intend to get mar
ried in few months, don't you,
JohnH"
II was a desperate move, but she
won, and IN two months both will
be made one.
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General Butler must keen bus,

General Butler must keep busy
at something. He failed to pre-
vent the confirmation Of General
RosccrAns, and now has sued his
own sonin-law, General Ames,
for $4,000, money loaned. He
is like elbow that is worsted in a
street fght and goes home and
ticks his wife.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

During tho last ten years mcr
chants IN Australia and New Yea
land have sent nearly s5,0O0,00C
in sovcrciGns and fine gold TO Sar
Francisco to he coined into Amer
lean money to pay obligations in
Cured in this country by London
merchants, thus saving exchange
both ways.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

No matter how handzame or stalwart
young man may be otherwise, nothing cal
make up for a partially bald head. Shinin!
talents aIe attractive, but shining poll is not
The cause may be sicilness or anything else
yet Parker's Hair Balsam vii stop The los
of the hair and start new grown of gloss,
and soft hair so quickly as to surprise you :
restoring the original color at the same time
Not dye, not oily, de!icatelY pcrfumed
Only standard soc. dressir G.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

The Best Salve in the world fur Cuts. Bruise:
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores
letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblnins' Corns
and all Skin EruptioHs. and positively curc'
Piles, or nopay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded
Price % cents per box. For sale by p. Z
Luhn.
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The master ought not 10 be en-
noblcd by his house, but the house
by the master

About three years ago the agent for
Ackcr's English Remedy first called ut hi.
town, and since then the number Vi ustimo-
mails that have been sent in 10 Carton *
Nash concerning the merits If the
Remedy, and tue many CURES effect
ed surprises them. They wish it
20 be thoroughly understood that for nj,
colds, hoarscness, asthma, Group, whipping
cough, all phlhisical troub Is. they have
never known its equal, and positively guar
antee it.
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CsFltnn ~ Nash tell Us OF remarkable
cure casc GtteeA Ry 4elksqfs RllnEaiA Ell3iF A
brought on by Heglecting his system; ulcers
or boils came out all over him, but a
Thorough cparse OF Acker'S BloQa Elixir
cured him. They 2ay tnat they viii warrant
this as being the best blood medi-
cine that can be bought. 1t is always
certain to cure Syphilis in its worst form.
1t Is positively guaranteed.
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have been afflicted since last NIarrh with
skin disease The doctors called EcZrua. My
face was covered with Scahs ard SORES. and tn
iiChing add burning were aiun~i uuhcarahp
Seeing your CUTILTRN RE EDIES - highly
recommended. CONCLUDED 10 give them trial
using the CI'rlCGR' aud tUrICI'HA SOAT
externally and RE>Oi.NENI internally for inul
months. | call myself cured, in gratitude iOI
which make this public statement
Mus CLARA y. FREDERICK,
EVDAI EUnpK. JpNN
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

q. A. Barclay of Edinburg told
a Chicago reporter that he bad
been by night through the slums
of his own city, Of Glasgow, Liver
pool, London, Paris, Rome, ami
Naples, and that, cXccptin Naples
he had never seen anything so bad
in the way OF drinking and vice as
he had seen in Chicago.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Tommy Perry, aged II, was
ploughinS near Bottsford, Ga,
when lightning struck his head,
passed down his arm through the
plough handles and along the
plough to the mule, killing both
the boy and the animal.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

care you y Christian, young
man" asked q melancholy mission
AIRY of a bystander whom he
thought might prove a kopefnl
case. "Oh! dear no." was the
cheerful reply; "I'm choir SIN
ger."-ChIcago News. -E=
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

The New Orleans Picayune says:
"Onc of the most exciting contests
at the Vicksburg drill was the brass
band contest. Ample notice had
been given citizns who wished to
leave town. Only one band enter
eG and that one took the prize"
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

News Editor-"Blaine is going
to mako another speech" Manag-
ing Editor-"He is2 Then we'll
have to get ont another supple
ment." "For his speech ?" ::Oh, no;
for his denials. "-Chicago News.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Say, Chum, would you mind
lending me your dress suit this
evening? I've an invi' alton 10 a
wedding"
Whats the matter with wear
ing your own?"
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

A predisposi.ioh to Rheumatism s. ou'd be
Conquered its incipiency, before it has fixed
a more tenacious hold upon the system, be-
sides being PAINFUL it is dangerous, and is
likely, at any moment, to attack the h art.
As remedy use DR.. ]. II. Mclean's Liver
and Kidney Balm. SI.oo per bette.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Steve Dorsey says the only re
quest Garfield ever granted him
was TO make Dudley commission
er of pensions on account of thu
service he had rendered in the In
diana campaign. Dudley is now
connected with a Washington
bank.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Cutirura stand, at The head Of it, clas'. c~pCCi.
ally il this The case with the CuiirUrI soap
ilave hail AN unusually good sale this suTm.r
owing tn the prevalence Of an aggravated Gurm
of itch through some localities in the country, IL
which the tut cura rene ties prnvr' satisfactory
w. l.. HAHDIGG, Druggist,
Ilniuntnwu Ky
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

The kidneys are the channels for the es-
cai,e If divers impurities of the blood, these
INDY b, KEEP IN boriert activity by the genial
ST InmiatinE pgQpettics IT DF.J II. McLcan's
Liver and kidney Baim. 81 per RotilG.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

You can't afford TO laugh, dear, girls,
Unless your teeth are white as pearls
Unless your mouth is pink and sweet,
And your two lips in TosebudS meet:
And yoi cannot supply this want
But through the use of Sozodont!
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Large deposits of coal have been
discovered near Jefferson, Texas,
and 1t is expected this, IN conncc.
ton with the iron mines, will give
that place , big boom.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

SPRING FLOWING. Fall-plowed
land should be cross plowed in the
spring, for the reason that it is
consolidated and packed leo much
after the six months fest to be put
in good condition for the crops.
This, however, does not apply TO
sod land which has been plowed
and should not be deeply disturbed.
This land should be worked by a
cultivator three or four inches
deep, so that the sod Is not dis
tnrbed, and then thoroughly har-
rowed with harrow with short
teeth. Flowing is a. necessary
means for the good culture OF the
land and should be followed by
narrowing frequently until he
soil is made fine and mellow and
compact. Thorough tIlling of this
kind is Indispensable for good
crops. To SOW or plant on fall
plowed land without this spring
working is u great mistake. If the
land is too vet for working il
needs draining.-Aew York Times.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

To beauty. when it discloses a pretty sci
OF treth. Whi,cne.s. when nature supplied
this element OF loyelincss, may be retained
through life, by using the sozodont.
Laughter Lends a New Charm, :
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Are sold bv all druggists. Price, Cuilcura, SOC
Resovent. 81; Soap a5c. Potter Drug aud Chem
ical Co., Boston. "Scnd for How to Cure skin
| Diseases
PE ITiFY the complexion and skin by
DCHOu9ing the Cuticura Soap.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Your icIra remedies ouiscll all other mcli
Cines keep for kin diseases. My customers
and patients say they have effected u cure in
every Instance whcrr other rPmH,li"s have Ialed
W. II. BROCKWAN, NJ. H..
Franklin Falls n II
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Illustrative Sample Free to ALL

Exhausted vitality n".vOus md physical de
hitity, premature diCi!Pr in pap. firns oil
youth, and tie untold W!sLIiGs resulting IRON
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Young, middc-nEed and old. ID contains la5
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each one OF which is invaluable SO found by
the author, whose eNpe,ience IVr23 ycar: Is sue
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81 by mail, postpaid lllusirgiive SIM lc lrrt
10 an, body Send no =. Gnl'l I.C'lal awarded
the author V the national Medical Association
to she president Of which. the Hon. r A. Bis
sell and associate members Of the board, Tile
rea!er is respectfully referred.
The Sui auLe Of Liia Is tnIih .nCr" tGihG Young
autl middle aged men OF this generation than
the gold mines OF aIilp' MIA and the silver nnr
of Nevada combined San Francisco Chronicle
The Science OF Life points out til" rocks AMI
uuicksands which the constitutions an'!
hopes OF many young man nave been wrecked
Manchester Mirror.
The Science Of Life is of slcaie value than all
the medical works published in ih- iUnHy 10y
the p;ist ~ years Atlanta Constitution,
The Science Ot Life is . superb anu mastery
tIeats, og nervous ami physical debility Pc
troll EIfr FIea5.
There Is no member or society 70 whom Ihr
Science Of Life Will not By useful VIII ihrI
youth, parent. guardian, instructor or clergy
man. -ArgOnaut.
Address The Peabody Medical institute, 81 lpr.
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Mass VIM may Ire consulted On all Il sea-t,> re-
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other physraH~ a ~peG'LiIy. such tr"aled sue
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TEE M usEp rAnm BoS.a

New Englhnu riuhler.
If farmers would make, their sons
detest farming and lay their plans
for leaving, the old homestead. at
the first opportunity let them keep
their boys out IN tho rain, as we
saw father doing a few day ago,
leadinga horse to plough. 1t was
a cold, dreary day and late in the
afternoon. Tho team. was a single
horse, the ploughza7 heavy old,
rusty affair that.was probabl y eft
outlalllwintor, the land was &eddy
and wet and by no means easy to
work. The boy was barefooted
and scarcely more than dozen
years old and probably ought to
have been in school. The father
could have guided his horse with a
pair of lines just as we'll as the boy
could lead, and probably much bet
ter than with his single short
birdie strap scarcely long enough
TO allow the boy 10 keep, from IN
der tho horses feet when coming
round the corners. A boy gcner-
ally knows when his work is use
full, paying work, as when riding a
horse to cultivate out the crops,
but in the plain work of ploughIng
it must seem like labor thrown
away TO do at a disadvantage, what
man could better do with the
lines under his own control. The
farmer who requires man or boy to
drive one or two horses whilo he
holds the plough, will, as a rule,
find it cheaper to buy his corn than
10 raise it. 1t is an old proverb,
s'He who by the plough. would
thrive, himself must either hold or
drive," and may once have been a
wise saying, but now the farmer
who would make his farming pay,
as an occupation should pay, must
both hold and drive when he takes
his team afeld TO turn the mellow
soil. Farmers boys, and all other
boys, should learn to work, but
they should feel when at work
that their labor is worth something,
that they are really earning part
of their living. Leading an old
horse or driving a palr of lazy
oxen to plough, with the belief
that the man who holds could do
both Just as we'll, is not very i'm
proving to boy. BE might as well
go fishing even though he catches
nothing. His lite would tbeR seem
worth living.
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Save your poultry by using p. p. p, the
n,osl successful RENE dy known for all dis
eases of fowls. Price > cents. Sold by Jos.
Trisir1In
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Spalding's Glue is like wit: good thing
well applied.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

To clean furniture: One pint
linseed od, pint vinegar Z pint
WING or alcohol.
Pleasure in work is the mere de-
lrium of rhapsodists.
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Ask your Gr,Iggist for the wonderful T. +.
p. Warranted to stop cholera and make
hens lay. Sold by Jos. Tristram.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

COOP PLowING.-Thc art of
turning an even furrow of the
right depth, and turning it
smoothly, is losing ground in this
country. There are not SO many
good plowmen as fifty years ago.
The cause is partly to be found in
sulky plows, which with our
native-born farmers appear to
supersede the necessity for skillful
workmanship.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Louisiana is experiencing the
thrills of an exciting contest over
a high-lleense measure. iI ,oI
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

What nobIer employment thar
that OF the man Fhx instrgGts the
rlsnlg generation,
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"a. T.. Il. i warranted tn stop cholera in
chickcns. Sold by Jos. ITistram
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The prospects for o greatly in
creased yield of BULLION from Colo
RADIO in 1885 arc said to DO very
promising.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

a single hair will support The
weight OF four ounces.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

This ~oHid iyc ? comparatively happy
world if everybody knew the virtues Of
SMITHS BILE BEANS a. family medi-
inc and acted upon that knowledge. One
half the misery Of the world comes from all
,nanIs which arise frcm ba stomach or Il
bad liver Choicest among these are dyspep-
STA, biliousncss. sick headache ~ n euralsis.
BILE BEANS illcure all Of these, be. ides
al mi5smatic diseases. Dose: One Lean.
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LIwnys safe and always sure. Ladies Relief
10 c,atv) By mail. BRoU DRUG CO., COytugtUn, Ky.
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A Positive Written Gusrantee

given in every CuRAsLG CASE Irl.D.c noUBT ex-
iSts it Is franlly stated. Complete symptom blank
enabling yIH 10 properly state your case, sent
free. 70 page book either sex, one stamp.
BIcod Impurities and Blood Poisoning.
Hsrcuridi and other Affections of Threat,
Skin and Bones. BiJtches, Ergpfo1S. Ole
Sores end Ulcers, Painful SweiIings,
from whatever cause, positively and forever
driven from the system, by means of SAFE TIME
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positively cured. No poisonous drugs used.
cdtdrrh. Threat. Nose. Lung Diseases,
CONSTITUTIONAL and HeSI;tEa,f iJeak-
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Age and experience are II::partcnt; the
prorrd g0ad remedies of all ages aud Countries
are used, and knowing what to give, no sI.pcri-
neIIfs arc made. On account of the great num-
Der of cases applying, the charges are kept low.
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We arc. more guicksightcd to the
fauits of others than OF our own.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

A Baton Rouge paper of the 11tb
notes the first shipment OF lumber
from that point 10 kRnsRR City.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

The roller skate manufacturers
arc now turning their attention TO
making imitation tortoise-shcll but.
ions
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Yellow flowers are the lavorito
IN aesthetic Boston,
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The countenance is the very por-
trait of the sonl, and the eye works
its intention.
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Westinghouse arc happy peo-
pie. Every one of them is capt.
tallSt
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Memory is the treasury and guar
dian OF all things.
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Gotham fashionables sena ont
invitations for funerals.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1886-07-01

Pleasure is the pursuit of pleas
ure. and all selfish achievement is
q dclusion.
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Bonnets in the formY of horse
shoes are loves IN spring millin-
ery.
Daily Tombstone epitaph., 1886-06-03

| Vr IunueT lie p ..avice end treatmenp Will no cure. $l.50 bottle, or four times the guam tity S5 sent to any address on receipt Of price or c. U D., Tn private name if desired, by pr. Mintie, ii KearTy S., S. F. Cal. Send for list "f questions and namplet
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any one apply ing hy etter, ststin symptom sex and age Strict secrecy In regar sll business transactions.