Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-10-30
LOCAL JOTS.

Silver has reached $50.
The Days are gone and the red-headed
scribe breathes once more.
Mccormick & Co. to-day received Hanausr
bullion valued at 81, 240.
Wells, Fargo d. Co. to-day received base
bullion valued Mt $1,000.
w. Brignell was fined $40 in the Police
Court to-day for being drunk and profane.
See the G. A. r. Benefit advertisement on
this page. 1t appeals to all good men IN the
Territory.
Colonel Ferry will address the citizens of
Ogden this evening. There is bound to be
a rousing meeting.
Wad Ell Weird, the Oriental lecturer, will
address the congregation at the Mormon
Tabernacle tomorrow.
The Underuround polygs. evidently be-
iieve that the officer should seek the man
and not the man the officer.
The young ladies and gentlemen of the
city should read the notice of prizes offered
by the G. A. r. in this issue.
The mail from the West is six hours late
to-day. The cause IS an accident some
where on the Central Pacific.
Sam Jones says you can't stand around
heaven and criticise preachers as you do in
this word Why? No preachers there?
The next attraction at the Theatre will be
the entertainments of Wad FL Ward to be
given on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
evenings.
The audience at the Theatre last evening
was small but the performance was highly
appreciated and the Days may be sure of
welcome whenever they return to the city.
Senator Hearst, of California, will be re-
membered for the introduction of new
cocktail called "the cowboys dream" 1t
makes balloon Of mans head in 2:101I.
Members of the G. A. II. entertainment
committee will please meet in the DEMOCRAT
office (up-stairs) tomorrow Sunday, to
consider matters finally. Meet at 10 O'Clock
n. IN. sharp.
If the plural of goose is geese, the plural
Of moose must be meese-but every hunter
who ever hunted that animal in Montana
knows that it isn't. Moose hasn't anv |
plural. fellow thinks himself lucky if he |
sees one.
DIR. Wad FL Ward, who breaches at the /
Methodist Church Sunday evening and lee |
lures there Thursday evening, is a converted |
Jewish Rabbi, and is the man in whose arms |
Bishop Kingsley died at Bejroot The Doc |
IL.
The expenditure of ammunition in the
form of gags" by the DAILY troupe at the
Theatre last evening was deprecated bv the !
better portion of the audience. The game
was not worth the powder and lead. It was
ike shooting twenty-four pound balls at
chipmunk.
b. Springer has bought half interest in
the meat market of Mr.. Matthews, and,
commencing Monday, it will be run under
the name of Springer d Matthews. Mr..
Springer will be pleased to see all his old
friends at his new place of business No. 26O
3. Main street.
The Western Union Telegraph Company
Will be prepared to furnish to private sub
sorlbers and clubs at reasonable rates bulle-
tins OF the elections which are to take place
on Tuesday next. Intending subscribers
will call at the telegraph Office and make
arrangements as early as possible.
John p Mortensen, the Eigth ward cobab.
who was recently bound over to await the
action of the Grand Jury, has been indicted
by that body and was to-day required to J
appear before Judge Mckay and furnish a
new bond. The amount of the surety is I
now fixed at $4,000 and the bond is signed
by q. A. Carlquist and p. w. Madsen.
In his search for Republicans who took |
ofense at the remarks of the last speaker at :
inc Democratic meeting Thursday night, the
reporter of the morning paper seems to have
overlooked such men as Assistant District
Attorney Varian, General Connor, General
Maxwell and a score Of other Republicans 7
with sense who were present. They discoy-
ered no cause for ofense, nor did any other
with sufficient brains to have
the headache.
Two women apparently from the over
skirts of the city met on Main street to-day, Z
md after the usual salutation one of them 4
Isked the other why she had not been to see
Ter, and received the following rather start
ing answer: We'll, yer see me husband as n
'een so hill that hi Just couldn't stir hout =
# the 'ouse; 'owever, the doctor says as COW q .
e can't live more ner a day or two more, SO =,
s soon as 'e's dead and buried h'ru ave Il
othing to worry me so h'Tll drop around
light SOON" At this point the reporter D
Tipped up on an imaginary banana skin G
nd In his hurry to rescue his hat from the II
utter he missed the rest of the confab. g;