Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-04-18
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t~unctlonary is late at dinner his wife says to
one of the children: Run down town and
mud out the number Of you fathers ~cell."--
Bo5t,n ZrGNScrlDk.
"AMAN named Gassleek has been found in
Troy"
We are glad he is caught at last. He should
oe hsnged, drawn and quartered, AS he has
been perslstcntly rObbing the public for years.
Richmond D'spgtch.
THE statement made at the time of his last
visit that Canon Farrar took back to England
With him AL the money in America is dis
credited. II is reported that he is about to
return 10 thls country. He will make a sure
job OF 1t this time.-Puck.
IT is Sam Jones who says: THE lulIabies Of
my cradle hinges with me to-day like the
memory OF a precious dream" But one thing
we are apt To forget Is the number of precious
dreams the mother had to give up to keep the
lullaby CHARACTERIZATION Register.
WARRANTED to Last-'Don't you consider
1t rather remarkable that the Rev. Mr..
Snaggs breaches now with a much frequency
as he It'd forty years ago?''
"Oh, 1 DOM know. | don't think a mans
frequency l. apt to wear out as soon as some
other parts of his organism It'd Bits.
FRED (who has just offered h~imselN-And
you won't mind, Will you. il We begin on q
Moderate scale, as l still have my fortune to
makey
she-Of course not. And | do so wish we
had known this before the Morgan sale, for |
should be perfectly satisfied to begin with sec
ond-hand thlngs.-LVe.
AMAN in the coal region put a little dyns-
mite IN che cookstove TO remove rlinkers. 1t
removed them. 1t also removed three chairs,
one table,, the family cat, a Neutrality-suspicious.
clock, 81 worth of dishes, and the stove. The
TACT that me man was likewise removed, in
something of a hurry, will be apt to prevent
his mode of removing mixers becoming pop
ular.-8O ristoa0n Herald.
A%REPORTER called on an officers wife to
know the whereabouts of her husband, who
was on Il certain COmir itJee. as Mr.. Blank
a teniing a meeting this EVENING"" as, ed
The reporter. NO, sir. He went to the
meeting, but an hour since he came back and
said the committee had adjourned sine gua
p n, and he was going down town. You'Il
find him at one OF the hotels."-W Washington
Critic.
A BIT OF GOSSIP
There is a young lady OF Troy
Nj st handsome and WinsOme and COY;
We are nothing to blame
mat we don't give her name,
For that might the story destroy.
She got from a lady a letter
In Buffalo twas that she met her
We don'tknow her name.
But, then, that'sjust the same,
And prrha s 1t IS something the better,
This letter declares,Et is said,
That Clrveland's decided to we'd;
The bride told the news,
said she couldn't refuse,
And will soon to the altar he led.
There's the story for what it is worth
You know it, career from its birth;
Perhaps you're suspicious,
But Of gossip delicious
You have to admit there's a dearth.
COLUMBUS Dispatch.
Az CAFE
You're a natty little waiter,
o, Fraulciu!
To my wants you always cater,
When ] dine;
And you have no irritating
way OF Keeping people waiting,
And your smile is captivating,
lopIne.
You are DIRE ,sed so nicely,
o. Fraulein!
All my feelings so precisely
You divine;
That from soup 10 tutt5-5rufti;
You're acquainted with your duty;
And utility with beauty
You combine.
You are skilled in fancy cooking,
q, Fraulein!
You're the m aid for whom I'm looking
For my shrine.
Tho I have not wealth nor title.
Prithee, list to my recital;
GIVE my fond love sOme requital,
On, be mine!
So you actually are laughing.
And decline?
And my sentimeut you're chatting,
And say "NeinY"
At my IroGered love you laugh; eh7
what! you are a better half, Ell?
OF the man who keeps this cafe2
o, Fraulein!
-CAica9o Rambler.