The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-06-06

notes.
a Nan died in Tole6 o, Ohio, last MOI
day from he effects OF al attempt I
eat threS dozen raw eggs al one sittin
Hens these tearsl
"A PINE buggy horse for sale, % Is al
vertised in an exchange. We don
wonder his owner wishes 10 get rid {
him if he's chippy.
yHE INV YORK Citizens Associatio
declares war on smuggling. This is IN
fair on printers; they could not liz
without an occasional slug. ~
CHARLES H. WALKER's viii was pro
bated in New Orleans on the 10th, an,
DR.. Mary gets $25. OOO She will proba-
bly, invest it in a pair of doeskins.
SEVERAL PERSONS have been poisoned
in Boston by eating lemon pies. When
the average Bostonian strays off from
baked beans his life is not worth cent.
BLAINE, IT appears, is not member
of the knights Of Labor, and damag-
ing charge against great and growing
labor organization is swept away by the
explicit denial of the story.
a CHICAGO lady was told by her hus-
band that she was extrsvsgant in pay
ing four dollars for the making of q
dress. She got even with the brute by
taking dose of Rough on rats"
THE DEMOCRATS of Ohio propose TO
elect Congressman in accordance with
the old superintendent, holding that
the Senate which passed the gerryman-
der was an unconstitutional body.
A BRILLIANT surgical operation al the
New Yorkhospital recently resulted in
the removal of the whole OF q mans
tongue. And yet the surgeon made
great blunder-in the sex of the patient.
EACH CONGRESSMAN is entitled 20 6 200
paper packages of vegetable seed, 500 of
flower seed, 500 of tobacco. so quarts of
grass, 80 Of cotton. % Of sugar beet, and
% each of corn and sorghum, to distrlb-
ute among his constituents.
IT Is understood that Louise Michel.
the female Anarchist of Paris, will
shortly visit hisconntry. She is one of
that stripe wIAch does not believe in
any form of government. and should
be sent back to France upon her ar
rival.
JOHANN MosT has formulated plat
form OF the Anarchists, the features of
which are: No masters, no servants, no |
rules, no thurch, no state and no pun
ishment for cr1me. We don't see much
platform here. But it's frst-rste scat
folding to fan through.
THE LKReEsT German gun, the largest,
indeed, tits said, that Krupp ever turn
ed out, has Just been mounted on the
fortihcatians at Wilhelmshaven. Its
weight is 20 tons, length SO feet, diane
tersof bore Il inches, weight OF charge
nearly 800 pounds, weight. of shell over
800 pounds. III nrf~ q.
TIE Pension bills are piling up an
enormous amount. The Mexican pen
sion bill wiz require s74 ,S44 900; Sena-
tor Logan,s bill will take S6OO, 600 900
more; Senator Cullom's bill about
s6O, 900 600, and the arrears repeal bill
s223. 000, 900. These proposed pensions
nearly 81. OOO. OOe 900.
TIE Rev. Mr.. Sturgeon has fought i'll
health all his life. He is of ssalwart
build and does not look like an invalid.
at present his malady is govt. With
him it is probably hereditary disease, 4
and, while total sbstainer himself, he
s expiating the sins of some ancestor :
Who believed in "clsret for boys, port {
or men, and brandy for heroes" e
DISPATCHES RECEIVED from Cape >
coast Castle, Africa, state that q tribe 1
# natives killed colony of Anarchist I
raiders, and burned and INITIATED :
many Of them alive. This shows that a
africans are ahead on one point that
Others the intellectual heads Of their |
nore civilized brethren. That is, the +
roblem of what to do with the An
rchists. n
A REALLY able man, when he becomes n
crank on any one subject, is liable to g
Tx nonsense. Henry George thus ad- y
resses the workingmen: 8,
Why do you merely ask for eight hours for Il
bor-why not six. i've, four. even one ST
1ur's W TX per day would be enough "
hink of the sgenev Of productionI Think <,
the worth o. mans in.elligeLce! Think -
that Intelligence which sends a message y.
ross The Oceani Il is not capab,e OF re u
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