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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
ASSESSMENT NOTICE
CARSON STEAM LAUNDRY


location OF principal place Of bust
ness, Carson City, Nevada. Notice is
hereby given tha; a. n meeting OF The
Board 81 Trustees held on the 9Th day of
October, 1886, an assessment no y Of
Two Do lars - or per sh@re was levied
upon the capital stock If the Corpora
sion, payable Immediately In United
States Gold and silver Coin, TO the See
rotary, at the Office Of the Company
Secretary OF states Office, ca ,,itol Build
Ing, Carson City, Nevada-Ary stock
upon which this assessment shall re-
main unpaid on the Fourth osy OF
November, 1855, will DC deliaquant
and advertised for sale at public auc-
lion, and unless payment is made be-
I1re, will be sold Thu rsday, the 18th day
ofNovem ber,EsSs to pay the delinquent
Ass-ssment, together with costs OF ad-
verilsing snd expenses OF sale. By or
I<r OF the Eo&id Of Trustees.
JOHN Il. UOENER,
oSiStd Secretary
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
AFTER raR BATTLA.
Meeting Of the Portable Sewer
and "DsdderiR9 Idiot.''

Ueetins Of the Portable Sewer
and "Dsdderia9 Idiot"
When the train went down Of
Tuesday night, Arthur McEwel
got of, and about the 6rst man b.
ran up against was Senator Stew
art.
Halle! you old 'portaLlese sewer,
said Stewart okeerily, holding GU
his hand.
McEwen crasped it heartily, arc
with a broad glin responded:
You old 'doddering idiot, Tn
devilish glad to see you
"How's Mrs. McEwep?"
First rate
Give her my best regards. And
the baby well?'
Yes, thank you. How is Mrs.
Stewart"
Never better"
Give her my very best wishes,
Cant ysufolks stop over Sunday
with US? Plenty of room in the
sham residence and we'll make
you feel at home
Sorry | can't, pom my soul Id
ike devilish we'll to do it and so
would my wife
Bless my soul; there she is, as
handsome as ever" And Stewart
advancing to the ear window sent
his long arm up and gave Mrs. Nc
Even q hearty shake.
Then he reached up and kissed
the baby amid the merriD,nt Of
the people CT the platform.
The dialogue WAS soon renewed,
Stewart beginning with:
New, you old mud machine,
when are you coming up to spend a
week? Hang me if you didn't
make lively fight. Was aston
isbed to see so much talent in the
Democratic party
Democratic? sWhy you blasted
hirsling Of the corporations, Eve
been Republican all my life, and
I'm d glad you mepped the
ground with en-"
Another howl went up from the
crowd, and McEwen. after shaking
hands With II. NJ. Yerington in the
hoartiest manner, cracked few
more jokes, and swinging on to the
train, both Stewart and Ycrington
waving their hands and wishing
him a pleasant Journey over the
mountains
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
For sale Cheap for Cash

All the elegan.furniture bedding,
comprising looking glasses IA feet
high, the finest kind Of bedroom
acts, sideboards, extension tables,
bookcases, all solid walnut, etc. etc.
Outofresidences Of Magees, Shaws,
etc. ETC., at lowest possible prices
Call and see for yourself.
At T. L. Lapidaire. opposite
City Bakery, north G St., Virginia
City New.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Tho Acme Axie-Cutter.

Nothing is SO annoying to
owners of wagons as the wear on
axles. Mr.. NJ. W. Woodland
now ut Benton's Livery Stable
has a small portable machine
that cuts the axle shorter and
puts on a new thread by which
all the wear is closed up and the
wheel and axle fit as snugly as
when FIRST made. Mr.. Torrey-
son who is good authority on
such matters pronOunces it per-
feet. Mr.. Woodland has his
hands full of orders and will re-
main here another week.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Lieutenant Governor Lauskton

Lieutenant Governor Laughten
has acted the gentleman during
the past campaign aud is entitled
to much credit by the Republican
party, and most certainly the next
Legislature owes it TO the gentle
man that tbs acts of the present
Governor in relation to Mr.. /.
should be overruled and that he re
ceiyes his salary.-Tribune.
The APPEAL concurs in the
above. Mr.. Laushton's loss Of
place and salary was due to the
spite of man who held Office for
four years and drew his salary
without fling bond. If Governor
Adams is allowed to retain his
$4,000 drawn during that period,
Laughton is certainly entitled to
his salary.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
h1TIcE 70 TAXPAYERS.

The Assessment Tax Roll Of Ormsby
CouatS for the wear IsS6 having been
delivered to me, by the CoCniy Auditor,
notice is hereby given that the State
County and c ity Taxes are now due and
payable at nv Ofliee. and the Law in
regard to their coilec ion will be
strictly enforced
Ali taxes not paid on or before the
third Monday in November (Sov. ljth)
will become delinquent and lopez cent.
added. JACOB TOBRISER,
Elk Officio Tax Receiver.
Carson City, Oct. 18th, 1856.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
VIII Toot With Joy.

The whistle of every locomotive
Ia Nevada will toot with Joy it the
Republican ticket should be elected.
-virginia Chronicle.
Correct, and at every silver mine
in Nevada which the Democratic
Adninistration has not closed, the
whistle Of the hosting engine will
tsot With joy when the Republican
ticket il slectso.-Hawthorns Bull
eth.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Ratification.

What's the matter with 4 big
ratification meeting at the Opera
House next Saturday night? It
would be good way to taper Of
the victory.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
ALL SORTS.
Wizard Oilat Gee. Thaxter's.

Wizard OIlatGee. ThaXters.
A rich strike is reported il
the Voltaire.
Look at the big RepubIica,
gains all over the East. -
George Thaxter and Charlie
BickLe!i have bought out II. S
Mason.
The Mugwumps traded Stew
eusoa for their county ticket
Mark these nsa and keep then
marked for all time.
1t is now generally conceded
that had the Democrats nOmin.
ated 4 straight ticket they would
| have scored more votes.
If it want for th9 feet Of the
Union Editor sticking out from un.
der the snow the location Of the
Mugwump party would be in doubt
Everybody was quiet and
good natured yesterday. Had
the Mugwumps won, the side
walk wouldn't have been big
enough to hold them.
People having tor, hes will
please leave them at the rooms
of the Republican Central Com
mittee as they will be wanted in
the torchlight parade.
1t looks as if the people were
quite wall satisfied with the way
the Republican Assessor rates the
taxpayers. 1t looks as if the par
ties who never paid any taxes make
all the row.
The Terrey>on majority Of rs
that hi. C. n. Harris. must be n
gentle hint to him of ths estimate
placed upon him by the people Of
Ormshy. Even the Mugwunps
scratched him.
Mr. A. C. Pratt made a gallant
fight in Douglass for the County
Recordership. and takes his defeat
without squealinc. He is develop
ing his mine. and has some excel
lent prospects.
Trial proves that honesty is
the best policy in medicine IS we'll
as in other things. Ayers Sarsa-
parilla is genuine preparation. an
uneqnalled blood purifier, decid-
edly superior to all others.
Alexander got a big major
ity here and it was due to the
way Bartine got his friends to
work. Bartine took personal
pride in giving his Convention
a rousing vote.
Hundreds of letters from those
useing Ayers Hair Firar attest it's
value as a restorer of gray hair to
it's natural cslor. As a stinsslant
and tonic. preventing and often
curing badness. its use cannot be
tso strongly recommended.
Adams majority in this
county was due to the ungreat-
fui opposition Of Major Garrard.
Adams made him Warden of
the Penitentiary, his Private
and Superintendent Of
the Mint. Under these circum-
stances it is not surprising that
" hen ever Garrardstalked against |
him it made him votes.
A correspondent writes that in
. gambling saloon in Moscow tho
walls and ceiling were covered with
paper on which stars were stamped
Among the stars in the ceiling holes
we're cut, and a man LIVING on the
floor in the room above saw the
hands Of those playing cards and
.elegraphed them, by means Of
wires connected with his shoes, to
ais confederate.
The above is an old chestnut.
Pat Holland introduced it in Pr
,che years ago.
Governor LsugktOn.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Shutting up the "0meial Eye

Shutting up the ''OmeiaI Eye"
The friends of Swift are cursing
Harris the Muxwuup eaitsr. He
told the people in his Espire
speech that Swift would shut lose
sfisial eye and overlook the liesl-
80. The way the EuDirs people
regard Harris talk, 10 shsvs ~ The
rstsras from The pert Of entry"
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

XHATTE Shades te work for n .
w local or travelling; something
rev; tor ladies saly; 81 daily easily
aaas; no photo, NO Painins;p artlGu-
lars free MRS u K. LII TLE,
auSA0n Rex Az. Uaiels0 Ill.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

Yer the best horse iiniment now in
the market 60 to Doe. Esntsn. 1t 10 his
own make, aAl warrA. ted to beat all
tAe fancy brands. styeG
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
sr0CNs.

DrOCAps
nOraIsg Beard.
s33 Onhir s 46
$50 Mexican i 20
$40 Goula & Curry-95s
Is savage , SD
- Poto.i-sGc
$50 Hale & S.rcress-1 u
$40 Nayajo-!1c
il5 Mt. Diahls-l 60
81 Holiness %
4i2 Bodle-2 ID
1U3 Buiwcr-l 20
500 Mono -
SOC Union Con . 30
$40 North Belle Isle 80 30
600 Tiosa-l5e
AFTERNOON BOARD.
1917 Hale 5 Nsreross-l 10
1l7i Savaxc-3 ~
$50 Po:osi-l
$50 Cholar Is
200 Gould = Csrry-95e
l0J Best 4 BeicA.r-1 IS
100 Con. Cal. S vas 50
100 Union Cop.-Ns
40 Me1icaa-Sls
30 Oehir-2 20
SEQ Bodice Is
90 Mono-2 40
2G0 Navajo-75c
So Eureka Cons IS
200 North Belle Isle-3 20
120 Holiness 50
so Dulwer--1 Go
235 Con. Pacific POO
loo Goadshaw-10
lCv Silver Hill l5e
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

Whsn bsA5 was ies, ~ s.vo har Cassosia,
Whsn Ehs WA o Child size cried for CsSsoEiA,
Whan she became I:as, she clang 70 Csssozia,
WaeG hshad Csi,ssron. sac s. re taeEa cagscsia
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

The only thing the Union IL
certain of is that the Mugs held the
opium smokers vote.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
THE EASTERN ELECTlON.

| In Tue Eastern states Tue hepuD
| licans have been more successful
than they anticipated. The lates
estimate is that the next House
will stand, III Democrats, i53 Re,
publicans, and l Labor. New
York State gives Pcckham (Dem.,
for Court Of Appeals, majority Of
about 10000.
| Pennsylvania gives Beaver, Re
publican candidate for Governor
over 10000 majority, with three
unimpoltant counties to hear
from.
There is no election of Governor
BY the people, in New Hampshire but
the Legislature which elects in such
cases is Republican.
The latest returns indicate that
Ames, Republican candidate for
Governor Of Massachusetts, is cleo
ted by abou; 5000 majority.
The estimate CT the result in
Iowa is $500 majority for the Re
publican State ticket.
Nebraska gives a majority of
about $4,000 for the Republicans.
Returns from Illinois come in
slowly, but point to the usual Re
publican majority.
The Democrats make heavy gains
in Minnesota, but the returns are
meager.
The Legislature Of Michigan is
conceded to the Republicans, but
the State ticket is claimed by both
parties.
Colorado is also claimed by both
parties.
Kansas is claimed by the Re
pablicaus by from 10000 to 10000
majority.
The Legislature of Connecticut
will be Republican.
The Democrats elect their Gov
ernor in New jersey, while the
Legislature is claimed by both
parties.
Ohio gives the Republican State
ticket majority estimated at from
$4,000 to -, 600.
Texas returns are mea ger, but IN
dictate the usual Democratic major
ity. In Missouri. Louisiana, Ala
bama, Arkansas, South Carolina
and Georgia there was no serious
to the Democrats. The
Democrats elect both CONGRESSMAN
in Florida.
In Virginia the returns indicate
a gain OF four CONGRESSMAN for the
Republicans. Republican gains
are reported in North Caroline, but
not enough to defeat the Democrats,
who will retain control OF the State
Yesterday dispatches from iadi
ana are favorable for the Republi-
cans, they claiming gain OF three
Con gressmen and the election of
their State ticket.
Kentucky goes Democratic, but
there is close contest IN several of
the Congressional districts, Incl
eating Republican gains.
--azz1.---
storey.
= The entire Legislative ticket |
elected by 100 ma ority.
ELKo, Nov, 3.-Two Republican
Asse ~ blynen elected beyond
doubt, and POSSIBLY the third. |
This county gives a small Republi- |
ian majority on State ticket.
JOHN S. MAYHAUGH,
Chairman. |
Lyon.
DAYTON, New, 4.-Returns not
Ill in, but enough Is known to say
hat the Republican Legislative
ticket is elected.
J. r, SHAW.
Churchill.
SALTWATER, Nov, 3.-Kaiser
Rep) elected: Parker, (Rep.) 10
loubt. VIII know tomorrow.
j. W. FERGUSON.
EsM-ralda.
HAWTHORNE, Nov, Wilson
Rep) elected beyond question,
Forbes (Rep) 81 ahead; Albright
Rep) 10 behind, with 100 votes to
lear from. No question about
Forbes, We think, and expect Al
right to pull out.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
CARSON WATER WORKS.

1.-THE RHaRRvOIRS OF THIS
Company are supplied with water
from Never Failing Springs, which !ow
rom the Sierra Nevada. By analysis
thiswater Is shown to be perfectly free
rom all impurities. The mains OF this
company having been laid In all the
principal streets Of the city, the wafer
IA rendered available to all within the
city limits. Families, Hotels, Bars,
stables, etc., sapFltsd on favorable
oerMa.
eAR9eA WAFER CaHPAKY.
oAce Aaxt 10 We1Ia. rASGo 9vs.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

The Legislative returns give
Stewart A votes in joint ballet.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Lyon

DAYTON, New, 4.-Returns not
all in, but enough Is known to say
that the Republican Legislative
ticket is elected.
J. z, SHAW.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Churchill.

SALTWATER, Nov, 3.-Kaiser
(Rep.) elected: Parker, (Rep) il
doubt. Will know tomorrow.
j. W. FERGUSON.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

HAWTHORNE, Nov, Wilson
(Rep) elected beyond question,
Forbes (Rep) 81 ahead; Albright
(Rep.) 10 behind, with 100 votes to
hear from. No question about
Forbes, We think, and expect Al
bright to pull out,
= 4 KNAPP In
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05
Humboldt.

WINNEhUccA, Nov, 4.-Powel
(Rep.) elected and | am Eve behine
third man (Den) One small pre-
cinct to hear frsn, may pull
through. G.. F TURRETIN.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

1.-THE entire Legislative ticket
elected by 100 majority.
EikO.
ELKo, Nov, 3.-Two Republican
Asse u blynen elected beyond
doubt, and possibly the third
This county gives a small Republi-
can majority on State ticket.
JOHN S. MAYHAUGH,
Chairman.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-05

PIocHE, Nov. 1.-Two hundred
and twenty i've votes beard from
cut of total Of three hundred asd
seventy. We are sure of one Re-
publiean-C lapp-aud hope for the
other-Fish. Can hear nothing
from Nye. Republicans gain here.
No mere returns to come for some
days. j. PoUJADK.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

A special to the Lynchburg Adya'ace
from Pulaski Station, Va, Sept. 6tb,
says: Capitalists are buying up all the
mineral land in Southwest Virginia
Northern capitalists purchased large
tract on Saturday near here, paying $34,
600 cash. Two iron millionaires from
Pennsylvania will arrive tomorrow, and a
large party of Northern and English cap
italists will be here this week. Several
narrow. gauge roads will be built immedi-
ateiy to connect with the Norfolk and
Western Railroad at this place. Iron ore
assayed runs SIS per cent. pure steel.
Owners of mineral lands of all Kinds are
greatly 6ataitan y
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16
ON THE WRONG SIDE.
BEER MAKES EAT.

I A'&1A&As
Yes, it does, but what sort of fat ?
Look at piece of suet. That is the
kind of fat beer makes. It is not muscle
nor bone, nor nerve nor sinew. 1t will moi
make you strong nor help you work.
Beer makes the circulation sluggish, SC
that the waste matter of the system is moi
promptly carried off. 1t is tucked away
in the corners between the muscles as fat
and it stuffs out the skin, and makes the
| drinker look plump, and he says: ''See
| how fat I am This beer is doing me
good.'' The man is deceived. This fat
| is not like the plumpness Of youth, which
comes of good blood and the healthy juices
of the system. Instead Of that it is
waste, dead matter which interferes with
the play of the muscles and with all the
vital action. The beer drinking Germans
in our late war did not do so much. nor
hold out so long as the 1.-the, active, water
drinking Yankee.
1t is part of the duty of the liver to
cleanse the blood. Beer makes so much
bad blood that the liver is over taxed. be
comes diseased, and often grows very
large, weighing ten, fifteen, twenty, or
thirty pounds. Perhaps you have seen
some beer-drinkers that look like walking
beer barrels. This beer liver is by far the
most frequent cause OF this pitiful de-
formity.
but beer is good for nursing mothers. =
Well, what does it do for them? Per-
haps it never has occurred to you that the
swill-milk which does the children so much
mischief is the product of brewery
Stops. The beer is still, worse than the
Stops, and will produce no better results
when given to the mother Of the child.
The mother ''feels better" because the
alcohol has lied to her. And the child is
$50 good" because it is booty, half drunk
with the alcohol. Here are the begin
nings Of many drunkard's appetite. In
this way many mother is laying
up untold sorrows for herself and her child.
Is il worth while to procure beer-fat at
such prices?
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

A young lady dressed in much false hair
was warbling at the piano, and when her
mother summoned her to assist in some
household duties her rosy lips opened
poutingly and snapped out, ''Oh, do it
YOURSELF And then she went On singing
ssKind words can never die
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

DURKE's SPLENDID LIVERY.

For the season of 1886, Burke's splendid Liv-
cry is even in finer condition than ever. His
elegant match teams, new and fine vehicles
and sty fish turnouts, the pride of the city and
THE BEST IN THE so UTH
At the stable is a fine pair of Fairbanks scales
where horses can be weighed
also keep on hand fine selection of Riding
and Driving Horses, for sale at reasonable
prices. Also, a lot of secondhand Omni-
buses, Carriages, buggies and wagons of
every description, in excellent condition,
which will be sold or traded on accommodate
ing terms.
Parties visiting the city can have their horses
fed by day, week, or month on moderate terms.
Have also turned part of my place into a
hitching department., where horses will be
hitched and we'll taken care of as cheaply as
anywhere in the city.
Also, our Baggage Transfer-Parties can have
night; will receive prompt attention. Call at
the Old stand Respectfully,
sep9 EDWARD BURKE.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

A Boston lady was making some pur-
chases in drug store in Kansas City re-
Gently, when countryman came swinging
along, and in loud voice addressed the
dapper clerk with, Say, mister, got eny
caster lie 2" Certainly. sir,'' he replied
ssDo you wish it for lubricating pur-
poses ?'' Thunder, no! | wanter greece
nv Vaughn -
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16
RAILROADS
DAILY.

No. 3 has Pullman Buffet Sleeper New York
to Atlanta, Ca, and Montgomery. Ala. with
out change. via Harrisburg, Hagerstown and
Roanoke; also Pullman Buffet Sleeper from
Washington to New Orleans via Il. u o. X. X.
and Shenandoah junction.
No. has Pullman Sleeper Washington to
Memphis and Little Rock without change via
B. & o. Railroad and Shenandoah Junction.
CONNECTIONS.
At Hagerstown, Md, with the Western Mary
land Railroad to and from Baltimore, Frederick,
Emmittsburg, Gettysburg, Penmar, Waynes-
boro, Pa, and points on the Western Maryland
Railroad and branches.
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
from Harrisburg, Carlisle, Shippensburg, Cham
bersburg, Mercersburg, Martinsburg, and points
on the Cumberland Valley Railroad and branch
es.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the West and
Northwest, and Boston, New York, Philadelphia
and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, W. Va, with Main
Line of Baltimore & Ohio Railroad to and from
Washington and the West.
At WaynesborO Junction, Va, with Chesa-
apeake Ohio Railway to and from GreenbrteI
White Sulphur Springs and Richmond.
No. makes close connection at WayneSbOro
Junction with G. q o. Ry. East and West bound
trains.
At Loeb Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond & Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke. with Norfolk & Western Railroad
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Boyce for Wildwood and Winchester, Va.
At TroutviIie for Fincastle
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16
Bucklen's Arnica salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblain,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles. or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price Is cents per
box. For sale by Hughes & Robinson.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16
"a Horse /! A Horse

NY kingdom for horsel" One made
valuable by the use of Duval & Norton IS
Horse Tonic Chicken cholera cured by
its use, or money refunded. Price Is and
IS cents. For sale by w. M. Allen & Bro.
Stanton. Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

Some parasols carried at Saratoga cost
5000 piece. This is an extravagant price,
certainly but it costs some men much
larger sum to keep shady'' one summer.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

A huge derrick pole fell and severely in
jured the foot of mechanical engineer E.
q. Hoyt at the New Orleans Exposition,
and after only three applications of st.
Jacobs Oil, all the swelling and pain dis
appeared.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

On the beach: ''How many baths do
you take day ?'' 'Two-one in the morn
ing, the other in the evening "What a
deal of trouble How much easier to
take both at once"
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

Several creditable witnesses concur in
the opinion that the sea rpent looks
something like cable. Very funny.
Wonder somebody doesn't cry, ''Haw
haW, sir. !"
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

The law Of harvest is to reap ulore than
you SOW. Sow an act and you reap habit !;
sow habit and you may reap character !;
sow a character and you may reap des-
tiny.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

A man or woman may be highly irri-
table, and yet sweet, tender, gentle, low
ng, sociable, genial, kind, charitable,
thoughtful for others, uselfish, generous.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

Good manners. says Swift, is the art of
making those people easy with whom we
converse whoever makes the fewest per-
sons uneasy is the best man in the CON-
munity.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

Cabman-What' the number of your
house, Inside Party-What differ
ence does it make to you? You just
drive me home. Pm not going to enter
into any condolences with you.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1886-09-16

There ars natures which blossom and
ripen amidst trials, which would only
wither and decay in an atmosphere of ease
and comfort.