The Dillon tribune. [volume] (Dillon, Mont.) 1881-1941, 1886-11-12
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sons;do Iat,, sitC on the balcony of a
'"s'ue MOTEL in August. or he won,a
' ne " Wt \ it ",rhe chin-chin.abula.
Mr. Plesaav-" Waiter here ia !, h,,+
t 20, III the soup" Waiter--. Al va ou''
the the cooks. Well YOU can -1 hayya vs. -
He'll never miss it,, WA ''"'e ~
China aud japan buv orr dr;od
apn'es freely. Thus does American in'
.nsliy help to swell the population Of
the Orient. '''0A "
ION, what bird is that? 1have lust
;n t''r.a t'ls AUDUBON Society. and am so
goat" N"' o''r
"sw,o,oper,' asked Niggler. "who are
THESE Knights OF Malta we raad ohort
occasionally ?" "M;,s1 h.. some nrya uGe
zatlon OF brewers" replied swooper.
Credi+cr-"Can you let me have NV
little Dill? ," Debtor" Certainly Inf
don't destroy it. l nay want to pay
something on it in the .uture." '
Somebody asks: "What is warmer
than Woman's love?" Two womer',
love. Get two women after YOU auu
ne heat will be found somewhat on.
pressive. w
We don't wish to be understood a.
f'ndlng fault with nature. but we do
wish. from the bottom of our hearts.
,l1t llle luminous end Of the firetly had
oeeh hltcheu to the mosquito.
Bookbinder: "Will you have it bound
in Turkey or Morocco?' Purchaser
"Oh: Mercy! No. What's the use of
sending it away off there? Have it
bound in !, on
Telegraph operator (reading message>
-" mai $ tnIs:" viii marry You
whenever you wish." Aged Sp,nstn,
80 -. Yes; do you think it too foIwar,.
rs my fist offer and I'm afraid he'll
get away"
Head Of the House" Jane, a maa
came in to-day and made NE buy some
Rough on Rats" Wife" Mercy
john we hayenta rat in the house"
i I'D of the House-"WeIl, can't we
get some?"
The best way to clean a chrome,
Ethel, is TO Ivy it to soak in turpentine
over night. aud lhrn hang it before an
open fire to cry. Hang it close, Ethel:
lang it close. Push one corner under
the CRATE Il few inches.
Detcctive--"Seo here, you called me
a lynX-eycd decisive in your paper to-
day. Reporter" " rs. did, Detec-
tive-"Well, / want you to take thar
back. I'm no more lynx.eyed than you
are"
Husband Nanding his wife some
money!" There. dear, is $50, and it
has bothered Nr >nN,'. to get it for yN,
think deserves little praise" WIZ
PRAISE? You deserve an encore, my
dear"
"Were you at the sociable last
nirht" "Yes. and l spent a very
pleasant evening" Il heard Miss \
was to sing lntre. ! suppose you ell,
loved tlas." ever so much. She h:,,
a sore throat and couldn't sing"
Binks--" Did you go to Milwaukee
to attend the Sangtrf">t: :" JinNf
Eyes, l was there h,nNs-"Wi"
impressed YOU most during your So
jo;lrn in Milwaukee," .1inks-" The
numerous signs Of English Spoken
Here"
C,o,, tho on,o,,+ of co;sp,;o ,oro ho;,,c
ehat off ; w t d' aws w. S Tho chan"
ora +ha+ anv MAN VII NOV. know
earthn,lake when he meets one. Her
! tu.ore th,,.e il>ss been some danger vi
c,, foun,i;nr fla blame thing with ::
p,s,inr ash cart.
Fogggg-"l heard pretty compllme'l'
for 20" t." ":.''r day.. MRS. fasSv J..
"nIecu: May | ask what 1t "ts ::
Foa"g-"l heard some one say no.;
pity, you uae1 20 De. -N's. l&}'E -
II Sod to be. 20 80" ca 'has '''H
p'1'iie'''' van ~ '|'' WAY '''''' ''>'''>N
Hy the I,artholdi statue: Policeman ~-
Move on nov. We c;ilt aIi'HN '"|
gers here y lat are YOU o'I'g n' -
anyway. L@r'-HT .I:'t. I'u>I i %'''