The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-01-10


Is the offspring OF Heaven b7 4gw
If you marry for love and make hit,
keep cool; don't blow about it. -
Some marry for the fun of the thing
and never see where it comes in! This
is discouraaing. az 81 0-
Some marry for the sake of COED
companion and never discover their
mistake. This is lucky. IN
Its better to have .comely help
meet of some use than a brilliant one
simply of some pumpkins. /" o., rs,os 49,
Man is a tickle t,critter. . Even
Adam, who had his wife made to order,
found more or less fault with her.
Don't marry a. man for his reputa-
ton. 1t is liable 20 be only a second
hand affair, borrowed from his ances-
tors. nTore nd dSiW I % e.-l
Moriy women have married men for
their fine exterior. But that's all there
is to an ancient egg worth mentioning.
Many marry to spite someone else,
only to learn that they got the butt-end
OF the ansac.ion. and its worst end at
| that. -.
Marriage is lottery full OF chances.
That's what gives it favor. ALI like to
chance it because everybody thinks to
win prize.
Wedlock, in its original state, was as
pure as sweet milk fresh from the COW,
but man couldn't rest until he stripped
it of much of its rich cream. ~ 81
say when you are ready to get mar
ried, get married. Howev er, it isn't so
much tronble to get married as to know
when you want to get married.
The hot-headed youth marries in
hurry because he fears manageable fe-
males will be scarce next year, and lives
to wonder how the supply holds out.
Marriage resulting from love at first
sight is not generally welded bliss on
par with sour milk. One or the other
gets swindIed, and often both.
The single7b edstead plan is not to the
credit of either man or woman 1t
looks lonesome and selfish. Single
blessedness is suspicious and in turn
suspected. 40 ON sel 49, s5i,.-r|
Many man has married for beauty.
only to learn that he has paid ten dol
lars for what can be purchased for
twenty-five cents at the druggists.
This is hard!iif.B 20 rBTa ttHf -.i4.
The most affectionate people before
marriage seldom hold out in the same
proportion after the knot is tied. 1t is
better philosophical commence only as
you would live lafterward. -'
From the matrimonial market the
saints of both sexes were culied out
long ago. Don't expect to marry one;
You. must. guess at some things and
take chances for the future on this
basis. ., 81, ~ ,..,,,..,..,s ~, .,...
Woman is sometimes the real cause OF
unhappiness in the married relations OF
life, but in. the majority of instances
the boot is on the other foot, and she s
the only true comfort their is in it. 4
Don't marry woman for her taper
fingers and lily hands alone, for mar
ried life and its rugged experiences call
for wife that knows how to make the
pot boil and can spank babies system
atically. "..-,..+7r ...i, 30 .s.rl.'-s
But few people marry for pure love,
and they in after years suspicion that
what was at the time supposed prompt
ings of the tender passions were, in al
probability, but the first symptoms OF
cholera morbus. 4. s-y ,,i.-rl r.. y
The man who marries woman sim
ply because she is ahandy arrangement
to have about the. house, does so from
purely business standpoint, and in the
end, il, ! nor compelled to'support him
she has done better than many women
l know Dr. $40 s1lt Inouss
ManyGa man who has married Tor
money has never realized a dividend
upon theinvestment; = and many women
who have done the same thing nave
left word for their posterity that. al
though d fair transaction upon the lace
of it, vet it is just as liable to be put
up Job Chicago Ledger.