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The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
\ JEALOU OFFICER.

Why Ifo Envied . Detroit Man Who VII
helping an Acquaintance to Draw Two
Tkousnsd DOIlnrs.
I.was in Chicago. you know. and
was picking my teeth on the walk in
FRONT Of the fremont House after a
good breakfast. when a weii-dresse,L.
g~ood-looking man up to me and
says:
Why, how do you do. Mr.. Peysin'
How m ali the folks in Detroit"
shook hands with him and assured
him that everybody vas well AMI
hearty and gaining On it.
NO place like old Detroit" h.
says, heaving a sigh which buiged ont
his vest like 4 balloon. "I just wish |
was back there again"
Then you used to live ,iierse' I
asked.
WAS born there, six. Panic Of
1872 swept us overheard. We lost
eighty thousand dollars in six months.
How are Aldermen Gies. wes,eo,t.
jacob and the other boys getting on''
told him they were just rolling in
fat and wealth. and lar seemed much
gratiiied at the information.
Say" he suddenly put H. may
be YOU want Ia see she climax D n
very funny incident. ] bought a tickle;
in a lottery running here in Chicago.
and paid two dollars FOL. it. sold it TO
my wife for a dollar. She sold j, to n
friend for seventy-ive cents The
friend turns around and sells !, TO me
for half 4 dollar. Last nigh. ! got no.
tice that the ticket had drawn two
thousand dollars"
NO."
"Slre as shoosing' I'm just On my
way to tne ceice on Clark street 20 &c;
the money. I You haven't anything
pressing on hand walk oys..
I went with him. II there il any
thing on earth do despi>e il is 8 man
who can't stand by and encourage an
other msn Ia draw two thousand dol
lars in a lottery. The fortunate fello~
was very taikative. and he grew ecrS-
dentist enough TO ssk me whether he
had better buy his wife = scsl-ssic
sacoue or a pair Of Diamond earrings.
l advocated the diansoads. Seal-skin
wears out and grows shabby. bu; di.-
monds arc alw>ys o l. with 3 paw
brOker.
We finally reached tie place. Tvs
mp two or three Sights of stairs. vss':
two or three turns tn th. Ugh: ana ks.-
The man IN the Office looked ssahhy
and loeesoHe. bot ] dida'. lsy hat {.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
A PRISON.
The llorrIa Tyranny OF she sultan ~
IittIs African state.

The HOrrIa Tyranny Of the sultan - .
Hale African state.
1t may not be generally known, sag.
the Tangier correspondent. that into
:hese prisons criminals and suspect.
and debtors ase alike thrown, without
trial. and with NO idea as Ia how long
they may have to lie there. In fact.
these dungeons are used ~ a means Of
extortion. and largely SO by natives
who have obtained the protection" Of
n Of the foreig,s embassies. and who
then abuse the power Of the protect
or" to make raids upon the property
and persons Of the victims of their re-
venge or cupidity A. the Government
does not feed the prisoners or only to
a nominal cxtcnt-and \, it pays none
Of its officials. except those Of the Gus
tom house, and hnS an unpaid army.
some idea may be formed of the extor-
ton and suffering daily enacted in this
unhappy country. Vhc condition of
the TaDgier prison. though far better
than those of the interior. Is simply y
disgrace To civilization and 10 our com
! mon humanity; for here. almost within
a cannon shot Of E'vopc. there exists n
state of things rs BAD ~ during the
worst period Of the middle ages. Here
is one instance Of whaSgoes on within
five minutes walk Of the legation, II
all the civilized powers. and within
sight Of the British forrse-ses Of Glib
raltar:
a poor wonan has bssn for two
years in solitary confinement in Tan
gier prison. and until lately she was in
irons. being what ~ called n state
prisoner She was once a wealthy
Moorish lady. but az her husband was
rich he was 'squeezsd' aad died I'M
der the process. without ds-sorging his
wealth. About two years ago a large
robbery took place at the house Of a
foreigner. who afterward made claim
against the Sultan for live thousand |
pounds. The money was paid. Some
body must be found To repay the Sui
tan with the usnal heavy interest. The
son of the poor above described
WAS accused OF being concerned i'm ;hef
robbery. though it il not clear tina; hi
knew anything about it. ~ wa, seizei1
thrown into prison and f'oggcd almosG
'iaily with n view Of extracting a larg{
sum of money But be died without
paving. As did his father before him.
Then the mother. against whom ,hcr
j. not a breath It suspicion. was seized
ironcd and thrown into the den. whcr
she still lies. supporting life on IA
small loaycs dsled ont to her dali
Her case has been personally inve.d
gated by the txo gentlemen who 4
The Prisoners and they are eye-N
nesscs To her condition. Can nOthid
he done to procure the freedom Of II
miserable ~o"Ar' II not. it : qul
time that the pre-. took the matter
Then POSSIBLY even the doors III
Morocco pri~on may be unbarre.Fi
LoHIon ISc.p. Il
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
sulL o. svs.

-11s~re asosAid tn asss he~a s.si~e
In ssei~ss Re~ss Tas, ; ssAabsy .l,s
reason gasss he~s~d-3 z 0rsras.
"a certain professor as1s TIA, .
P~rsoa can sss taste ssy=tsx IL tas
isra. u b evident shss - vcrshy
nan nesss played ''poss-6x"-Is.-
Ell t.as<sL
-Ho,.l clerk tso Ss<ss,- lisa seven
dollars ar; twe days NJ sars~ aasI.u
and hny cents . DAY. Gs@ tssom u.
~soontryl-whas's sha,' U~s dollar.
AID a hall = day an M pss .r break.
t.ss' 6osh'-ExcAa.s<
-" How many umss aas.r go. q,
climb up shre~ a'xhs. ef s,srs IN avl-
lect this hslls' said a bill hector =,
Gsihooly- You can .nss yoa elf as,n,
tsas I'm NO. Sosag to mos is~n ia
the cellar for The acecmm tassoa os
ball eoliec;ors yerss Ssfe "a
~ wonder VIA, NJ. Fs mean,
to-day. when I toll him aloe pu. ne.
grand pisnog" said Nj. ps.i. ssess,sr.
II asked him IL be would com over 80
night and hear mc pixy and be sAsd,
No. thank you. Id lits 10 n yosss
grand farsAer.' wond.r Nh, A~ !. 80
much Interested 10 zranaraps -sa~
Ton Trasser.ps
Barry Sullivan was pIsyss- gsca-
ard III. and when b, called "a nns:
"A horse a horse NJ klagde 1 fats
sor.e." a man la the ,heassr cal u out
''Woalsin'i m sss do yca. Mr. sail,-
va"F' lie Instantly aroagh, do-n tho
house BY responding. Ne. A~a.s
rome round 20 the s.ds stag Ae-
Bo,,es Bsi'st,s-
An I~ncon.oisbls widowr-e.ne
Ito his scrvanD-"John. I have . assa
that ever since your wisc's dead So.
have ccme home drunk every svs mx.
Why y ihisF" Joha-"t sm oas. nv
Ing W console myself for my ls"
Coan,-"And hos long b ,hi. gsse to
lssir' John-"Oh. siv. Z Am iass-
s@abler'--H y. Ledger.
-"R you believe Ia early rs~
riagcs. Mr.. wis-man," "inaeed, a.
I do" replied the old man. leg
about sundown OF AIRY candle lirsts
late enough. saves a power u
expense Ia lightin' up the house e
keepin' the hrss agoin' iii after nj
hoar. ri had . dozen dAagiS
srs To marry oil they'd all 81, msrrst
In the afternoon. chsesso T-Ssa.
MIR. C's,adhsm What viii rec
have. M t;sosler. roas, beef q
rhickenf Growl-r Gimme some
thanks (h~g,n. to eat "a
bat gives up in dcspsirl Mn Grind
ham whats the matter. uo~Ff
TO get around ias
ms have . pine one. Mrs.
;rindham-A pine oas7 Gro~ier-
Yes. it's sofsvs than mahogany
Rambler.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
ABOUT SEES.
INTAKES Csasa,sseA BY sssssseV Z
Careless ~SBes-kesvees-


Careless nes-keev~e~
Jbs statement IL made that osrcle~.
10y ~ sIovenly persons shoahi not a..
- to keep bees. The ear of N
ay is work for the brsin - well A.
3 I b. hands and feet.
- cry bee master should take spscssi
u . in spring 10 ascertain constaoss
mounf III store each hive confasss.
b.. has uncapped most Of the hoaey.
- q this has resulted In . larger ssspps
- ing required to maintain the incvv~-
p numbrr Of bees. IL - evident Ne
4iv,wlI starve unless simp 10 applied
- "a pr honey in considerable qassssty
y being gathered. A stimulated hive
n q sires additional rare in this respect.
= III ik wants must be suppiisd ssssE-
sally. IL they are not satisfied n~sssr.iIy.
MI necessary handbag ef - ssssaid
u aoos with the utmost fapidity. and
sAh just - little disturbance Il Ne ar
is.sz~ments q tine bees ~ po~>sAse. To
ibss end all arrangements ef seks sse
ones should be easily sipsrt~d. - THAI
. removing surpizs the hss~ ssed 10
= exposed ~ little sod FOG n sAort n
SIne - possible. u hive b KEEP; open
kr . long time. while complicated GIN
cracks are torn apart and Tilted iox~sb-
Or again. robbsnx is apt - ~ induced
b. seasons AZ the beas hsn<y Gov. aad
tlse workers sosa 6sd OF dist their ~
Jkn;ion Is wanted ~ hon. 20 protect
sse stores. anA 60 re-esssStssh tie d.
ssroyei order oe the kise. esea Y Tie
d~emorAlixsiiso IL ~ eooonasessed %
IN other colonies. and . conseqnsss
serious los a hsosy b Ne Trssik-
Faym Journal
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
n NOBLE A

What constitutes the noble mas
And ntiy measures life'a brief spanI
The breath OF fa0sl
A tlsled name?
Some creed beiievcdf
Some deed achiovedP
The Idle pemp Of kingiy power7
The empty trappinss Of an hour
Let those who prize the crowds behese
Stand slaves to foiiy's trsia confessed.
Katoy aday
or sordd sway.
Of glory won
On Marathon.
Or Burmah's gold with case attained,
Or widened realms ignobly gained.
but grsnder far than power or peit
The s0ui's dominion Over sell.
Ahcart sYiOw
For others roe
The high-bOrn though,
The grRndly wrought
Resolve sttuned TO exalted end:
These noble manhood e'er attend.
Who thus fuinls his Makers trust.
In simple love Of virtue. must,
His name enshrtncd
by all his kind.
RnwFeathed upon
The escutcbeon
or true renOwn.% complete his days
Mid earth and Heavens conspiring prais,
W. II. kfs'er. IN Ctureat.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

A New York arts. called st
studio Of Gus Snobberly. who il on
:ae worst amateur painters in the q
.'wha: the mischief - II that lou
painting ihere, Gus asked ihe a.
Why. that's a bunch of grape
Way. yes, - j, i. o thu; ] !
a; it closely. They are very hnel
they arc no, quite as vel pau's1
shoe Of ApelIes. which were =
uraI thai the birds came aad PecH
ths0-"
II aia's 90 sure OF tnaI- PsrasH
rra-os why the birds don't ia'si}
wai'e ] am painting these grape
>snse tie American birk are 81
.nan those Of ancient Greece" =
Gas-1uss S.fl'n3a
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

Any poeeon WIKI takes the paper re9u-
ear1y from b post Office. whether directed 70
r. responsible for the pay.
b courts have decided that refusing to
take o~cwspapeu from the post Office. or re-
moving md leaving them uncalled for, IL
DrfSrs fs~'~ e~id"ncc az INTENTIONAL v1tACD.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

study the na - ~ = kssw -
nceda Study % - - ksov be- -
nPpsg Whatever Dsy be Aeksaz-
Study - - - ksov SO 70 Do il h -
DeSs ecnasossAl nssDw padAh
Lan to fseA the ssif vish psas~ fAd
vAes u bhssxry: boo - elcsAs y v;fh
- nass ssariaisss pa~~ess Asw OlpA
seock - tssp - ~ aeEss ~ ~ -
iapssss - sepek: - - soD1y 60
seass3y hsw - apply ssi0d6s assas -
- = seeo.Fzhh tsea0 Hgiag sssu1os
o. ~ lazo- Thssa - - seo1sU9
sss.pa!Sisg essssss tbsei01 -
~ pgneeiee-~f Uhr4
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29


-''o""'"g "y '"e u"s "M "aee .
ne'"od "s p"'''"'"g cr'"'nais
"A Kansas editor ha. carried pho
nesic spelling ia y point Ills pa
per a'iu'ies To NV orth
Hartford coas now prohibits ,hs
sal. of Sunday Newspapers on liz
streets after ten o'clock Sunday morn
ing.
The sseads s,,y;nhsx. al the vin-
ci-r. In the swi. Ain. has csus~d -
we're losses To mssy Of the peasant. bv
III. dryin. up a pastures formerly
w.sered by giaos.i r,ll..
III.
pointed tin. has. been fix.a anon IN.
rod. n, IN. .,. a IN. w-..h,.,.a, No.
umen, to catch an, ,bundrrso,,. .th.s
may eom. n,>bs~~ ,,o,xa
The guni,c. Of the er,v.-v,.ss
di.k II th. ;mus~o.r len. for L,rs On
~.cr,a,or,. CALIFORNIA;. /. we'll vnser "a,
N Csmbridsc. Ma. vet .whsl. wears
vovs remain. a, h- dan. i..far, i, ga.
b. sn.. he'd.
The Only Surviving colts II Cod.
smith Maid the s~ssil.o. Stranger
and In. nh, tCp.-bsid. the latter t.s,sx
named after th> daughter af Ba.is
Doble. Who ,-raiv~a and d.e,. the mar,
during her tart csreer.
-Fih.sn snisr.ou ho,ss. are nm
owned In Amsssca. ssd mors ,Aas
q million . y.s~ must b. bred 10 sssp
up the suppiy. The isrys., portion Of
these arc used for sg~rscuitsr.i s.ssH
heavy draft psxSosss. and .aoi. hossss
bring from es7s 10 sgi0 s.ch-css-
s.a1afa T.m.s.
The yrsaa Burmese River. ths Ie.-i
awaddy. i. mmrA IKE ous apf~r Ms
~,uri in rr.p~cs 20 10 ssrsa hsF. Thess
often a-ceusaalss.. or shsfS .ero.s N.
channel ia . ..sxls nixst. and ss~aa~s.l
cs.ybs ON sAsn have .snss.mss 10 ssayl
there . m~ssk. An ew pslo, : nrsaeAi
about su ~ I'm msls.. whiea b. al ,s~z
space he 60 keep hsmself lafsrnaaa
upon snas dsy 10 day = ss@
-Thess are saxsx.a ls ths aehis1
iodusssy - Earop~ ana Am~rse. isos
yss.eh end eD.0sg nsss TIE Ea
nsai ps~ss~s az 6.s - Ho& n.ssa
km 80 ,Jz0.oo s.r... .ss fs~ p~<spa
viii - ~ realize ss~ impsrsas.es
sh~s- ssssus. Asa,sn IL s-a !. ega.
n vsswAs On sir,ss s.-~n.y~sxas .as-u
. sssss sspp.y Of aAs fo~i fss garop1
asa A.~rsss nigh. be represented )
sAse.as ssssyl
r 49,
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29
A Healthy Mans Corpuscles.

DR.. Fleischl has devised a new
thermometer. or instrument for deter
mining the globular richness of the
blood. founded on the colorimetric
method. the novelty Of which consists
in using As test slips of colored glass
instead of a mixture Of blood and
water. The numerous experiments Of
Otto show that the average number of
corpuscles in healthy men is 1898
millions of corpuscles in M cubic
millime,er. containing 1857 grammes
Of hamoslobin in loo centimeters Of
blood. while IN women the correspond
ing numbers are 1855 millions and
1877 grammes.-N. 7. Post.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

-Canada is rapidly becoming = net
work Of telephone lines. A book has
been issued giving the names of seven
teen cities and n hundred and fifty
towns and villages connected by tele-
phone. These places range from Wind
eor on the vest to the eastern counties
beyond Montreal The charges for
speaking range from twenty-five 70
1ny cents An answer. II sent the
ans day. = Tree q ehaExe.-Dskreil
XSse Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

spe of that" I an.
lot me you. Franz.
N sit down and
Pmidence sees fit to
bMN man." he said.
pM myself for what
81 might. ! with.
stsl from him, and
vel my eyes with
III. the grinding and
n about me. The
on SO heavily that il
but warning there
thousand thunder
of ice particles.
been seized and
D e air. Then, with
my ears and the
Find rushing pas,
oe sinking down.
able depths. Then
r and I knew no
mess returned
e bottom of q TIRE
wall of which r.
angle. 1t was BY
ncline that had es-
to pieces Sonly 70
more lingcnpg and
e gorge wWlghted
glow frpn tPol.
&C. and 1Ae above !
streak 4ouser do;
tall aroused z
[ment against my
ked ar1nnd for some
OmS wall Of ths
Ply leaned oser me,
I'D not have cliubed;
Fe already said. d1oped
eidsrable angie. bue 4
that could fad =
nothing but > stxoa:
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-01-29

You are q b
grasping my hand
Desiring to prep
was to come As W.
drew q little dis
sitting down. COY
my hand. Meant
crashing went on
fog had settled do
was almost like nj
Suddenly and v
was . roar ike
peals. . blindingt
and Ifelt as If IL
hurled bodily iutO
Frans's wild cvfi
sound Of 3 furious
me. l seemed h,
down into unfaAi
came . violent
mOre. 81
When consG4
found myself a
mendos,s gorge
eeded upward q
aiding down Till
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
STANFORD AND MISSIONER.
Tho Californian Gives the Painter
Points on His Arts.

Mr. Stanford, If California, has portrait Of
himself by Mcissonier, painted In Paris when
the senator was there "A few years back, writes
a Washington correspondent of The Cb.cbs-
matt Enquirer. The price was $4,000 II Is
not considered to be good literal likeness,
and very few portraits of Americans by French
artists are. That intuition for truth and the
habit Of getting at ii which portrait painters
of the British and American schools possess
the French gives way 10 his artistic DISPOSE
tions; he is always searching for something
which shall improve ones nature. have Of
ten spoken Of the American inventor in France
who wanted some portraits made for a machine
he Was building To spin silk automatically. He
went 10 the best pattcrn-InaScrs in Paris, and
not a pattern could he get precisely like his
model. which all the French with them knew
but little more about than he did. Finally he
had To send 10 the United States for the work
he desired 10 do In France. Mr.. Stanford
gave Meissonicr good many sttings, about
three hours for each curious incident hap
pened with regard 10 one OF the most cele-
bratcd pictures OF the artist. He had painted
for Mr.. Stewart, OF New York, the dry goods
man, one OF his largest and most impressive
pictures battle, where Napoleon Is sending
In his Guards. and rs they 20 past him they all
salute him. Mr.. Stanford had spent $4,000
in phOtOgraphng horses Ia motion. He OBJ
server, dlA'N- plutl tIluIs, tUdL Nlltu horses
were IN rap 81 motion, or gAllOping, they never
struck on their toes, but ON their heels firmly,
because they would have fallen and
broken their nechs. He observed that the
foremost figure of the officer, whose saber is
up in the air, was going in such a way that his
horse would strike on the toe. so, seeing the
first drawing of this at Mcissonier's studio,
while the artist and sister were conversing on
| the subject Of how the horses moved, Mr.. Stan
ford said: "Will you bring that horse forward
few feet in the same action he is now max
| ingN Il VAS said Mr.. Stanford, certain
| that the horse would not strike on his heel il
he continued the action.n Messonier cOntnu-
ed the movement, and in moment he per-
| ccivcd that what the two men had been talk
| Ing about convinced him, and his especial forte
was drawing horses be had horse models with
all their anatomy movable, especially about
| the legs and feet. He turned 10 his model and
| brought the animal forward, and he suddenly
! perceived that his grea. canvas had made an
anatomical mistake. He put his hands into
| his hair and began 20 race around his studio
like man who had lost his wits.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
more 20 pass OF rs he nd. besides he

more 70 pass or ms he I'D. besides he
has had hankcrlng for the show bust
ness and it was nothing more than just
that his wish should be gratticd
You'll need that money to get YOU out
OF the country as quickly rs possible
Tor as soon as the people can hear from
the capital of the state they'll be pretty
hot at YOU.
GLOW SOP / gasped.
"'Well, ii was little trick of mine.
told the people that the governor had
commanded the fellow TO be hanged
this way and that he had sent YOU from
Little Rock TO see that his will was exc
cuted. / told them that the governor
was raising money in this way in order
to call in certain bonds. They havJ
written to him, protesting against such
methods. so. when they hear from him
they ii make it pretty hot for Il mar
about your size. I'll tell them that
had nothing to DO with the arrange.
mcntS, acting solely under your dircc
tions. Well, let's divide Keep your
mouth shut and mosey Is the advice OF
friend
IL took the money-needed it, you
know, and hurried away. 1t was thu
most successful performance | ever
saw. '-ArEaRs00 TraUcicr
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
A Wonderful Freak of Nature

is sometimes exhibited in our public exhi
billions. When we gaze upon some OF the
peculiar freaks Dame Nature occasionally
INDUCES in. our minds revert back 10 the
creation of man. who is so fearfully
and wonderfully made - The
my steries of his nature have been unrayel
ed by DR. X. v Pierce of Buffalo anc
through his knowledge of those mysterie,
he has been able to prepare his Colder
Medical Discovery" which is specific fol
all blood taintS poisonS and humors, Sucl
as scrofula. pimpleS. blotches, cruptionS
swellings tumorS. ulcers and kindred atfcc
tions. BY Druggists.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
A Photographer.

"Say, what are these men doing,
rolling up those little wads Of paper?'
Don't you know?'
"Of course not
"Why, they are the defenders of this
country"
How sop
They are making torpedoes for the
American navy.
Eyes, but those rolls of paper won't
do any harm. "
"Of course not :"
Then what do they want with
them?'
ITO make other nations laugh. The
American navy, my dear boy. is para
prapher. "-ArkanSaU Traveller.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
RICH RAGS.
y DcGGnrly lIng Loaded Down with
Money.

Money.
The police patrol-wagon was callct
out five times last evening on division
6. says The BOSTON HcyaH. Four
times for simple DRINKS. one of whom
was woman. just before II o'c.ock
the disk dropped for box 4. 1t was the
fifth call, and the wagon dartcd out Of
Athens street. and flew to the corner of
+ and West First streets. In just three
minutes from the time the cal came
the wagon was at the station-house
door. 1t contained woman, old, rag
gcd, barefooted, and with a greasy and
torn piece of shawl over her head. She
was assisted to the police rail. Officer
Smith, who had her in charge, said to
Lieut.. Coulter, who sat at the desk:
81 want TO put this woman up for safe
keeping. She tried 10 commit suicide
twice tonight. Once She attempted 70
jump overheard at the foot Of y street
and two young men prevented her:
afterward she cssaycd TO get into the
water at the foot Of + street. and there
again the young men saved her. |
found her sccreted under some rubbish
in the hallway of the old House Of
Blazes on First street. No one in the
house knew her, and she seems to be u
subject for safe keeping.
At this point the woman began to
plead piteously to be let 90, declaring
that she would attempt suicide no
more, and cursed the officers.
She was dressed in ragged clothing
that was covered with vermn; her face
was pinched. and the flesh of her hands
and neck chung to the bones as if she
suffered for the want of nourishment.
She talked sensibly, and gave her namo
n Kitty Murphy; birthplace. Ireland;
age 60 years; place of residence, an at
tic at the corner of Essex and Kingston
streets. She stated that she made her
living by begging. by working at odd
jobs, and by picking rags on the dump.
After her record had been placed on
the books Lieutenant Coulter ordered
the officers to search her. She refused
to be searched and resisted Officer
Smith drew forth an old dirty cloth con-
tang a handful of dimes. then an old
glove filled with quarters. then a hand
kerchief that had done much service.
full of money. more gloves filled with
money. several more handkerchief>, Il
dozen rolls Of old rags filled with con-
pers and silver. and two purses filed
with bills and silver. all securely wrap
ped in paper. After all the bundles Of
money that could be removed were
piled on the lieutenants desk, it was
found that the old miser had seven or
eight packages of money done up in
cloths and sewed TO her corsets, so that
that it was impossible to removed
them. The money taken from her
amounted to 500. 16, and it is estimated
that she had about $500 more sewed to
her ragged clothing, as the other pack
ages were filled with bank bills, as she
afterwards acknowledged. 1t is be-
/ leved that she was seized with the idea
that her little fortune would be stolen
from her. and that impression crazed
her brain and drove her TO attempt
suicide. She will not be arraigned fol-
drunkenness.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
$500 Not Called For.

II seems strange that it is necessary to
persuade men that you can cure their dis
eases by Offering a premium 10 the man
who fails TO receive benefit. And yet DR.
Sage undoubtedly cured thousands Of cases
of obstinate catarrh with his "Catarrh
Remedy who would never have applied
TO him, if it had not been for his offer
Of the above sum for an incurable case.
Who Is the next bidder for cure or cash;
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1886-08-13
Gloom in Maine.

What the world wants is the fellow
with laugh always in stock. Not n
grinner. a simperer, nor yet a giggler,
lint him whose life is the distilled cs-
sencc of laughter perpctually overflow
ing in CHEEKY words and deeds that
bless -LeWiSton Journal.