The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1886-05-05
PICKED UP HERE AND THERE.


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The base bali crop is now in bloom.
Strawberries, so cts. box this week.
Do not let the sun beat You in rising.
Chickens are busy looking after the
gardens.
Stockton. the undertaken, is the owner
of talking horse.
Arbor Day is becoming more popu-
lar with our people.
Zoe cream made Of fresh strawberries
is seasonable luxury.
Memorial Day will be observed this
year on Monday, May 81.
Policeman Cleary still gallantly holds
the fort in the First Ward.
Organ grinders are scarce and the pub
lie is grateful in consequence.
Young America now counts the days
between this and vacation-time.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company
has on its payroll $4,000 persons.
Repair your payements at once. or
the Street Committee will do it for you.
The lawn, garden ard meadows are
being searched for delicious dandelion.
Patching up fences, walks, porches,
etc., may be seen at almost every house.
The motto of some employers of labor
is that of JEFF Davis They want to be
let alone.
Now the Oldest inhabitant gets his
work in again. "Did you ever see such
SPRING."
And now we take great pleasure in
Introducing to the public Policeman
McQuillan, il you please.
The great sea lion story, which April
fooled so many Of our editorial brethren,
is still going the rounds of the press.
Three red blossoms on note paper is
the Japanese symbol of happiness. One
red blossom on the nose is the symbol
hereaoouts.
For drunkenness, drink cold water ;
for health. rise early; to be happy, be
honest; to please everybody. mind your
own business.
Turning water into wine is spoken of
az miracle, but lots of men turn water
into milk and do not boast of any mira
culons powor.
Clean ont your cellars and give them
a thorough airing evsry day By SO do.
ing you will escape diphtheria and other
kindred diseases.
We can t help It. but must speak right
out and say that the street lamps were
never kent in better condition than when
pnder charge of ex.poIiceman TYSON.
Tho~. IL no mora san.o,oss ~ ronra
hensible practice than that which 40
many people indulge in of throwing
orange peel and banana skins ON the
Sidewalks.
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;oh nr;nt;na onaht MT avnao. ,be home
na,,ars 20 ba con,;nro,lv a;v;no then,
free advertisements in the way of com.
plimentary notices.
non,t d;s,,,h ra,;o;o,s Or o,her naa.
;nos Tha law aon,. ,or,,;, y. and
aor,, sorca, ,ha. oon,..or .a,,...n !.
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- tbsm and ,,,av wow, ~ - 90,
voua. ,.,,;o. I'll, :. aa,;c,,.., - ,...,
that a sort ~ c,otho. min hos haan n.
varted which moLas o,,;eo;o, a;mn,as
after one ann,;co,;on Now y d;.h
cloth oan ha sonn1 that wo,,a nroauce
n;nk c,,aaLa motba,s would he II tha;,
olorv
eAen""6e o"ys ''i"S one
bear fruit in single day. Bread is the
staff of human life, and advertising il
the staff of business. You can't eat
enough in week to last year. and Won
can't advertise on that plan either.
Thars are MANY vouno man ,oof,nn on
o,,r stroa.. wh,, III, ,ao.a a., ,;Ia,,
sea The dav who, thav I'll, racr.. ~,
hav;nc turnaa .h.;r ...oa.;.. .a. -
- L:s
TO every young man when obtained, and
should be sought after by all who have
any concern about their future welfare.
The New York World. which claims
to be authority on all New Jersey mat
ters. saws that the Iate session ~ tLe
Legislature was " fourteen LONG weeks
of nonsepse. (" and furthar that tba ON
bills passed /" don't amount 10 rotten
apule in hoo. killing time, Commit.
mentarv surely to the brains Of The
State.