The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1886-10-06
PLEASURES or the sressAaE.
RIpsrisass. OF Two 1sauI Men on an
ocean s,.amsr-stsAllng Yood.

RIp.risass. OF Two IssaE Men on an
Ocean st.amsr-stsAilag FOOd.
SThe rates FOR a Astclas passage TO
Europe and back have fallen 50 low thar
| would forego the pleasure Of crossing
Ia the Iteeage again. said a friend to q
reporter the other day.
sDidyOu come rs steerage passen.
geTi' asked the reporter.
~YeS, was hard up last summer. and
IhAd to either Try the steerage " swim.
Ny friend Jim II. was with me, and we
are not likely,to forget our experience.
Eve boarded the ship at Havre with q
fine crowd OF Italians, French, Germans,
Swiss, and reprusentaevesot Of every other
nation under the sun Our bedroom
was below decks, fifty by twenty fest in
size, containing some 200 hunks In
double tiers, one above the other, and
separted bunk from bunk by slAt A
few hours after leaving port, when we
began to think Of our supper and to
wonder what the bill Of fare might be. a
bell was heard. We rushed down the
gNngway lu,good spirits, but no signs Of
tbs feast Were visible. A bare pinetable
was in the center Of our bunk room.
Twenty.tour Of Us surrounded It. The
The remaining 2S sat porchsd upon the
hunks like hungry vultures. The steward
now showed himself, with bell in hand,
and invited US to bs seated. We finally
learned We would have to divide into
squads according to the location Of our
hunks, To squad were given two
tickets-One for wine and cotTce, the
other for meat and soup-each ticket
bearing the number Of persons in the
party. We were also allowed two pans,
one deep and the other shallow. sad
with these two Of us were told to get
from the kitchen rations for the squad.
Jim and faile,l to grab n tin cup, iron
fork and spoon when we had a chance,
and rs these articles were scarce were
compelled to eat with our pocket knives
and from a saucepan in common with a
fat German until We hooked tlicsS luxu.
rles from our neighbos.
"The delegates sent to tho kitchen fot
our tirst meal, after waiting for IN hour
were sent away rejoicing with stew
composed Of odds and ends OF meats and
vegetables, immersed in thick, brown,
uninviting gravy. You can imagine
that the menu was not very appetizing
to u delicate stomach. really envisd
the two comely girls at our tablc, for the
first mate took such a fancy to them that
not only their lOlgiug places but ;heir
food was very much improved. For the
next few days We weru too sick 10 use
what we got, After that Jim and l lost
considerable flesh, until n couple Of Eng.
lish raScals taught lis to help ourselves
to the cooks or bakers supplies, when
we formed quite successful confed-
eracy A way Of loNing around the
kitchen resulted In numerous gains Of
boiled potatoes, a large leg Of mutton
was one days booty; q couple Of brOiled
lamb chops and mashed potatoes were
another'4. OF course 1t was necessary to
make some very quick and stealthy
grabs, The pastry cook once lost three
large round cakes at three separate raids
within half on hour. The last two days
were good for this sport, as the pastry
cook was then some distance from his
room busy stirring ice cream. Just on.
posite this pastryToom was the bread
cooks room, at the window Of which
that officinl usually stood. In orler TO
divert his attention from the real game,
the rapo Of tho cake opposite, Jim at one
time pretended to grab some bread while
another OF our band carried of the prize
we were after. So much running around
after food and only getting half enough
then made us somewhat weak, AMI we
were glad to lie down upon any con-
venient SPOT regardless Of the dirt Of the
deck.
-FOr six nights Of our voyage slept
on deck, US | objected to a bed already
filled with life.
Il must Say a word about our compagn.
ons de voyage. Werner, ruler OF the
so-called Werner gang was in charge
Of a party from the Romansch valleys
Of Switzerland. His subjects took his
lordly manner very meekly. At meal
time their ruler presided over the gangs
meat and soup dish and dealt out the
portions according to his own pleasure.
Though lie was rough and could swear
roundly at them, he was very just. He
was a particular favorite with the
women, old and young. Good looks
aided him here's a bright eye, jolly
laugh, curly brown hair, rosy cheeks
and powerful frame.
among the English gang were:
Harry, familiarity called the Bloody
Joker, a younger son Of lord, likely
enough, but who had gone to the devil;
Pat, a representative son Of Ireland,
and 'Greenhorn jack fellow Of %
years. trying his luck in a foreign land,
who was the funniest looking fellow
ever saw. His eyes were mere peep
holes, his nose was tipped up SO much
that the bridge was lost sight Of, his
mouth constantly stretched with grin,
displaying teeth Of only half the ordin.
ary length. A brown, stubby chin beard
did not increase his good looks, A hat
Of style several years back was a
target for the playful and rough wit of
his messmateS. The poor fellow merely
griuned at tho rough jokes played on
him. He was rather quiet, probably
homesick, for he had little money aud
no friends
An Artists Awful Realism.