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The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
She was WhfrsEy.

A good story came in our way the other
day, which we were assured by our in
formant was absolutely true. so many
good stories SO souched for have proved
to be but the Joe Mi1lers Of an earlier day,
that for all we know our anecdote may
have appeared in print thousand times
before. However, we viii risk recounting
it for the thousand and first time. A
certain worthy topper, bibulous enough TO
have gladdened the heart OF Friar John or
Penurgee, after a somewhat Tiotious revel
at friends house, became in the end
quite speeches. and helpless. and was
carried comfortably 10 bed, where he
slept the sleep of the just till morning.
When he made his appearance at breakfast
next morning he complained to his host,
that he was suffering from terrible thirsty
tBy lover he declared. addressing the
assembled ana amused company, "lf / had
known how thirsty 1 should be when /
awoke this morning, should have drunk
twice as much last night
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

Central Labor Union of Boston has
indorsed the order recently introduced
III the common council making eight
hours days work for city laborers.
In the last election of workhouse
guardians at Listowel, Kerry county
ali the National League candidates
were erushingly defeated.
One thing Irishmen in America may
be sure of. says the member for North
Longford. While Mr. John Morley re-
mains in office things will go well for
Ireland. When he resigns, take FOR
granted the present schemes will come
to an end. SO far things are going
well-quite well. The whole question
viii probably be settled at the next
cabinet meeting.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
LIMERICK.

The parish priests Of the diocese OF
Limerick, met on March 3, at St.John's
Cathedral, for the purpose of nominat-
ing a successor to the late DR.. Butler.
DIR. Croke. Archbishop Of Cashel, at
tended to receive the votes, Whica re-
suited as follows:-Rev Edward Z.
O'Dwyer, &C, st. Mlchaels ,20--tiignis-
sinus; Dean Hammond, PIP, NeWcas-
tie West, 12-dtgnior; Rev. Joseph
Bourke, u. p. Cratloe, 4--dignus.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

ssNot after we were three days out:
Jnt during the first forty-eight hours I
! never left my berth. It's an awfully
nasty sensation, isn't it,"
To this can be added an interview with
the same actress when she returns to
England, or Bogmafallah, or wherever her
home may be. 1t can be put in q very few
words, and ought to run something like
this:
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
TIPPERARY.

At d recent public meeting held in
the Town hall, TlpperaTy, resolutions
were passed demanding reductions in
the house rents in the town, and also
condemning house grabbing.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

They are simply beautiful. Our Euro
pean theatres are So old-fasbioned, and the
decorations are dull and uninviting.
There's SO much more of life and sparkle
in the American theatre that one is en-
Unused at once
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

II believe so. I am sure shall like the
West From all that I have heard, they
are rugged, whole -souled sort OF people
out there. who, while rough in their way,
are sincere in their praise. Oh, yes; I
think would be just perfectly delighted"
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
LEITRIM.

In fixing rents last month in South
Leitrinl, the commissioners made an
average reduction of thirty-seven per
cent.
At the last meeting Of the Kiltur-
bride branch Mr.. Thomas Beirne, z. L.
G., occupied the chair. Thirty new
members were enrolled and supplied
with cards. a resolution was unani
mouSly passed calling on the people of
this parish who have cattle to send out
to grass this coming summer to send
them to the Door tenant farmers IN
their own IOGalltT
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

ttMuch more But then they are kinder
in their criticisms. I just felt like crying
last night, when they called me before the
curtain the last time"
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

iThat depends. OF course, my stay IN
America will be regulated by my manager.
AS for myself, ] could live here forever.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

ooh, ever SO much" with delightful
little laugh. II think the people are so
kind-so appreciatiye, you know
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

''Oh, they're a rum lot. They like blood
curdling drama. but, to be fashionable,
they must come to see all the foreign
stars
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

sE TickeIs, sleeping car accommodations
and all information can be secured at
no. Is Nicollet House Block, Minneapolis,
w. b. WHEELER, Ticket Agent.
II. j.. MALtrIN, Agent. Minneapolis Depot.
No. l5g East Third street., opposite Merchants
Hotel. st. Paul.
CHAS. Fl. pETsCH, City Ticket A gent.
BROWN & KNEBFL, Agents, t. Paul Union
Depot.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

Laughing money seems no object.
That's the only good point in American
audiences-their willingness to part with
their cash. "-T Philadelphia News.>
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
DOWN

at the monthly meeting Of the Newry
town commissioners, held on the 18th,
the notice of motion which stood in the
name Of Mr.. j T. Small, M P, from
the previous meeting Of the board, rel
alive TO the resolutions passed by the
Dublin corporation regarding the claims
Of Ireland for the Legislative indepen-
dence, was discussed at considerable
length
A meeting to protest against Home
Rule was held on February 26, in the
Comber Orange hail. Resolutions
were passed declaring loyalty to the
throne and person Of Her Majesty pro
testing against Home Rule, and calling
upon the Irish Executive to suppress
the National League,
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
SLIGO.

IN his address to the Grand Jury at
the opening of the Sligo assizes. Lord
Chief Justice May congratulated them
on the peaceful condition OF their
county.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

ssYes; arrived yesterday. Thanks Had
an awfully jolly time"
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
MODERN INTERVIEWS.
TRe yseasY-Wade Article for Sensa
sEonal Newspapers.

This style of ready-made interviews IN
regular stereotyped blocks, is being
peddled to patent-inside papers by an
enterprising philadelphia Journalist. tt
is talk with newly arrived actress, and
is quite an improvementoy over the old-style
interviews, chat wasted SO much type and
increased the bill in the counting room;
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
DONEGAL.

At the last meeting Of the Letter
kenny union resolution was adopted
calling on the government to pass a law
te compel the makers of butterine to
sell that article under its real name, as
great injury is done to the Irish butter
trade by the spurious compound being
sold as genuine butter.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

Leave Arrive
ST. Paul st. Paul
ST. Louis 4 Kan. City t8 90 A MI +8 20P ID
Chicago, Waterloo and Du-
buque ex.......... --... III GO p nj 10 rs A nj
Randolph, Nor1htield, Fari-
bault, Dodge Center, Roeh-
ester, Austin and Lyle
accommodation II so p M I'll 15 M
Daily except Sunday. Except Saturday.
= Except Monday.
NoTE--This lis the enly line running the ele-
CANT Pullman Buget sleeping cars between ST.
Paul and Chicago.
taS For tickets, sleeping car aceommodat.
tions, rates, time tables and full information,
apply to
sT. PA UI1--John L. Wheian, city ticket agent.
ie4 East Third street; Brown Il Knebel, ticket
agents, Union depot.
MINNEAPOLIS H. Gowenlock, No. 10
Nicollet block
The only line in the Northwest running Pull
mans elegant buffet sleepers and Com bination
sleeping and chair ears. Popular route to Chi
catso and the East. Short Line-St. Louis,
Kansas City, St. Joseph, Atchison, Leaven-
worth, Galveston, San Francisco and all Cali
fornia points, New Orleans and Florida.
Through 10 all points, south, east and west.
without change of depots. No change of cars
between ST. Paul and Chicago, st. Louis or
Kansas City. RAYMOND DU PuY,
General Superintendent
| II. Ct. LITTELI.,
General Passenger A gent
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
LONGFORD.

Mr.. Justice Murphy, opening the as
sizes, said: Gentlemen of the Grand
jury of the county of Longford, there
are only a few cases to go before you,
none Of them of any Importance that
would call for an observation from me. y
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

La Crosse, Dubuque and
St Louis ExDreas :
Prairie du Chien, Mjlweu-
kee Il Chicago Express
galmer 81 Davenport Ex I.
OffonvIile & Fargo Ex. -.
Milwaukee 81 Chicago Fast
Express..-.....- ....--...t..
Eorth5 ED, Earibauit, 0Wa-
tonna Austin il Mason
City ..............--...-....-.
La Crosse Passenger,
Aberdeen & Mitchell Eg..
La Crosse 81 Dubuque
Fast Express. ss.-........--......
Milwaukee Il Chicago Fast
EA l,ie,sts,t4. -. ~. Z, /. :.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
DERRY

The Derry police arrested on Febr1-
ary 81 young man named George NC
MeGarrigIe, who had been returned for
trial to the assiaes for arson, or1t had
abseonded while under rule OF bail.
On the night of the 18th Of March OF
last year The premises Of "loyatlstD
named Marshall were blown up, and 1t
was given ont that it was the work OF
the Nationalist processionlsts. The po-
lice, however, from circumstances with
in their knowledge, arrested George
McGarrigle, an employee OF Marshall,
and he was returned to the asslzes for
trial, being admitted to bail. He was
not forthcoming at the asslzes. He has
now turned up. Being bard pressed
for want OF work in the place he alb
secluded to, he returned TO lis friends
in Derry. He was promptly taken into
custody, and having been brought be-
fore the mayor, was committed to jail.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Paul
RAILWAY.
THE FAST MAIL LINE.

Pullman sleepers with Smoking Rooms, and
the finest Dining Cars in the world are run on
all Main Line trains 10 and from Chicago and
Milwaukee.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
KILDARE.

The Mass Board Of Guardians have
adopted a schedule for the erection Of
1865 cottages under the Laborer' Act.
The total estimate cost Of The scheme
is g12,73Q.
Athy Town Commissioners unanl-
mously declared for Irish Independence
at their meeting on March l, the only
Conservative present, Mr.. St.John
withdrawing his opposition.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
ROsCONafoN.

A public meeting took place, on Feb.
., for the purpose Of recognizing the
Tulsk Branch Of the National league.
Mr.. Bernard McGann presided. The
old committee was unanimously re-
elected.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
KILKENNY.

at the last meeting of the Crane
and Urlingford league it was resolved:
That the sum Of s3 be sent to the
Sexton testimonial fund as g small
token Of our esteem for the SURPRISING
abilities and tried patriotism of 'Thos.
Sexton, vi. p, and in appreciation of
the many brilliant services be has rem
dered 70 Ireland The secretary was
directed to apply in due time to the
Central league for the usual grant for
Den Keating7s eyicted tenants.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

two miles from the town Of Killarney.
ME-. McSweeney was very badly injured
by pistol shot.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
KINGS COJ lyTY.


The Assize Commission for Kings
County. was opened on March
j, by Chief Justice May, who, in adj
dressing the Grand Jury, said he
regretted that there appeared to be an
increase of the offence Of rescuing
cattle, sheep, &c, Nevertheless, on the
whole he found himself able to congrat-
late them on the state of the county.
Messrs. Goodbody's tobacco factory,
was destroyed by fire at Tullamore, on
March 4th. The loss Of property is
immense, being estimated as upwards
Of $50 600 while the catastrophe will,
in It's results, deprive nearly 1000 per
sons OF their daily bread.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
LOUrH.

On Feb. IS, at Crosstown, near Bal
Iymakenny, a respectable farmer
named Patrick Moore, who was released
from the Richmond lunatic asylum
about ten days before to which place he
had been sent on magistrate war
rant, as dangerous lunatic. He was
found lyingin bed, partly dressed, with
his throat cut from ear to ear, with an
open, blood-stained razor grasped IN
his death-stiffene hand An inquest
was held By Dr. Moore, j T., coroner
for the lower division of Louth, when
q verdict was rendered to the effect
that deceased committed suicide while
laboring under an attack of insanity.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03


Chicago Il Milwaukee Fas
Express -.......- ..--
Dubuque s. La Crosse Fas
YDfe>ss3 - .--s.,-.- -. :.
Mitchell Il Aberdeen Ex :
Davenport IL Galmar Ey.
ason City, Austin. Owe
tonna, Farfbarlit an
Mortified.
Chicago u Milwaukee Fas
Is1f1EESs 49,. -.-...s..
Fast Mail 4 La Crosse !. /.
Chicago. MjEwaukes an
Prairie fiu Citien Ez -.
Fargo xnd 0rtonyile Ex.,
So. Louis, Dubuque an
La. Crsgsse Express ...-
-
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

sz. Leave Leave
i1spsA' s'iis t.41''o Minnpis. ST. Paul.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
RAILROADS.
RAILROADS.
MINNESOTA & NORTHWESTERN
1.-THE WATERLOO ROUTE,

Leave Arrive
ST. Paul St Paul
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

*Daily. Except Sundays Eight trains to
Saltwater
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

at their regular meeting % March l.,
thaSklbbereen Town Commissioners, on
tbs proposition Of Mr. oDonoyan,
unanimously declared tfor Home Rule
amid great applause.
hiasale has the unenyiable distlnc-
tion Of beng me one place IN the South
of ireland where the elected representa-
hvas of the people on the town board.
ape, the majority Of them, opposed %
the National demands.
Tie Cork cattle dealers have resumed
aheir old friendly relations with the
steam Packet Company.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
MAYO

Sister NJ. Paul, aged 81 years, died
March 2, in the Convent of Mercy.
Castelar,, after a long life IN the cause
of religion and charity. The deceas ed
was the youngest daughter Of the late
Andrew Blake, of Galway.
The Westport Town Commissioners
have passed q resolution in favor of
Home RUE, and adopted those passed
By the Dublin Corporation.
MEATH.
The Meath Sportsman's Red-coat
Point to Point races, will take place on
Saturday, AprilS.
MON AGHAN.
Mr. p. o'Brien, who succeeded Mr.
Healy in the representation OF North
Monaghan. took his seat on March 1.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

4 means da5Ir. d except Sunday. G Nom
day excapted II except SATURDAY
Adfiftioual trains between st Paul and Mirs-
ueapoiis via short Line, leave both cities
hourly, for particulars see Short Line tfue
eabiss.
ST. PAUL-Chgs. Thompson, city ticket
agent 1f2 East Third street Brown q Enebet,
ticket agents, Union depot
NTNNEAPDI13-W.E. r. Chandler. city ticket
agent NOT SicefIet houzs. II. b. Chamber.
Lain ticket agent. depot.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
Minneapolis & ST. Louis Railway.

Chicago il ST. Louis tx
Des Mnines Express .....i
Chicago Fast Express
St Louis Fast Express
Minneapolis s. AIbertl
Lea Accommodation. /.
Des Moines Passenger.
WaterfoEn and Dawson
Morton and Exceisior.-.l
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03
ST. Louis 4 Kan. City.
Chicago, Waterloo and Dn

Randolph, Nor1htield, Fari-
bault, Dodge Center, Roeh-
ester, Austin and Lyle
accommodation =.
The Northwestern standard., 1886-04-03

Arriving Trains.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06
A Successful Interview.

The Deadwood Times furnishes an
instance Of the successful application of
their doublc-acting force pump on the
Northwestern Railroad company at
Chicago few days ago. This new and
powerful invention by which the plans,
purposes and intentions of railroad COR
porationS are drawn out, is destined to
become exceedingly popular. 1t fills =
long felt want in establishing absolute
certainty where conjecture ruled before.
That Deadwood will be the next winter
terminus that Rapid will be passed in
the night, and that there are no mines
Of value, or business Of any kind worthy
Of mention beyond the metropolitan
borders Of daisey Deadwood is very
satisfactorily determined by the new
Times pump, and especially gratifying
to the Times and the people Of Dead.
wood. Scat! Chestnut.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06

A machine for boring oil wells passed
through Rapid City on trucks yesterday,
consigned to the company owning the
oil springs in the western foothills Of
the Black Hills. II combined an en-
gine, drills, sand pumps and other ap-
paratus necessary for the boring of
wells in prospecting for oil. Our readers
are pretty generally cognizant of the
fact that the oil found in the west foot.
hills is of very good character, and quite
extensively used even at the present
time as q lubricator. The question is
one of quantity, not ofquality, and judg-
ing from the machinery now being in.
troduced by the company, this question
is to be determined as speedily as pos
sible. Developments will soen be com.
menced and activity prosecuted, and
the result will be watched for with in
terest. Indications are said by expert
enced oil men to be favorable to the
discovery of extensive and valuable oil
fields. The machinery, during the short
time it stopped in Rapid City, attracted
much attention, and numerous we're the
surmises offered as to its character and
the purpose for which it was designed.
1t WAS manufactured in st. Louis, after
the pattern of oil prospecting machinery
generally in use elsewhere.-Rapid City
Journal.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06
Tin.

The subject Of tin still continues to
engross public attention in this co,n-
munity. New discoveries are added to
the number of claims previously found,
and development work on the older
claims show conclusively that COM
paratively incxhaustible bodies Of high
grade ores are known to exist in our
immediate vicinity. That our tin mines
are attracting much attention abroad is
now apparent. Owners Of mines are in
correspondence with capitalists through
ont the east and England, who have
signified their intention of visiting our
mines in the early spring, and ut this
writing gentleman in the interest Of
California syndicate is examining the
mines of Warren district, which will,
We feel assured, result In very im-
Further development fully confirms the
fact of the first impression, as to the
value Of the late discoveries on Tender
foot gnlch, the ore having steadily I'm.
proved with the dept, attained. Should
these districts receive the attention
which their unquestioned merits de-
serve, there 10 no doubt Of boom
striking us, to which, in comparison, a
railroad boom would be insignificant
and common place. The inauguration
of tin mining in this district, under the
control of large foreign corporations
would be the initial step toward
the final establishment Of reduction
works and manufactures, that would in
a very short time add ten inhabitants to
every one now residing in this county.
and establish an era ofprosperity in our
midst that has not hitherto been ap.
preached in the Black Hills. 1t will
then be our pleasure to chronicle the
rapid construction of brick blocks and
street railroads, upon basis broader
and more permanent than can be rea.
sonably claimed for any other point
that can be named in this country ut this
juncture. Our horizon is luminous,
every indication points to rising promi.
nence. The persistent stayers of Custer
who have resisted the temptation to
pull up stakes and cast their fortunes
with rnilroad adventures, will i'm the
near future see the wisdom Of their
course, and be amply rewarded. "He
laughs best who laughs last"
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06

The Rapid City Journal OF March 2nd
publishes an articles purporting to come
from the pen of s. Nj. Booth mot Of
CUSTER to the Chicago Tribune, which
gives Rapid City present population
Of 1900, and a prospective population of
10000 later on in the present season.
1t claims for Rapid the important dis
tinction of being the great entrepot
and supply point for the Black Hills.
1t locates Rapid within few miles of
the only tin mines being worked. 1t
runs Rapid river directly through the
town, but does not mark the course by
streets and alleys. 1t is also claimed
that Rapid abounds in water Of ex.
cellent quality. and that she has min
ing district from fifty to seventy 1--WE
miles square, nearly, if not quite AS
large as the Black Hills, and also sur
rounded on all sides by fertile plains
with untold millions Of gold not yet
brought to light; with the greatest rail
way in the world coming in to carry out
the bullion. II this don't make Rapid
the metropolis Of the Northwest. printers
ink may be said 10 have lost much Of
its force.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06

The business men Of Buffalo Gap are
making an effort to agree among them-
selves in the matter Of closing their
various places of business on Sunday.
Custer was afflicted with similar
spasmodic effort year or two ago with
out serious results; the spasm passing
off in week without the aid Of an anti
spasmodic. There is reason to hope,
however, that Buffalo Gap, being further
east, may permanently adopt the six
day business theory.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06
Too Previous.

The Dsadwood Times is again "too
previous" in attributing to Mr.. Booth Of
Custer, the authorship of the DO 'ming
article reproduced in the Rapid Journal
Of the Ind inst. The Times is be omlng
not, rious for antedating Items. Mr..
Booths great booming article is not yet
ready for publication, and when it is, it
will not appear in the Jour- a. We are
running paper here that will probably
figure as first producer Of the article.
whats i'm name?"
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1886-03-06

The manner in which much of the
real estate is transferred at Rapid City
calls to mind the fable of the widow
and her two sons. She said that on
stormy days tho boys snapped horses
with one another and would always
make $40 each in every trade. Much OF
the boom of the Gate City is created in
the same way.
The apologize is inapplicable in as
much as it represents gre.ter margin
of profit per diem than Rspidites real
iZe.