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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30
amour TOWN.

LHck, the tailor.
BUY wood from NcscN.
Ncscy sells the ycry best wood.
Look ont for Ellis moving wagon.
Latest spring sly les NJ e.. \. Lacks
NC,cy's wood is cheapest In town.
l.. +. L. makes hens lay. Proc 20
cents.
order your chicken feed from
Palmer.
New goods just received at Lack,
the tailor',.
Best cup Of coffee in the city Mt the
Dclmonico.
George ". Mclaughlin sells and
delivers u big loud ol dry stove wood
tor 81 20.
The display of hou-rturni-hing
goods, aud me low prices at which
they Hrr sold, /, attractive ~ llHUrr.s.
Read in another column what u.
llabcr ha, to say of low prices. lie
rs Offering bargains in all depart
mcnts.
Pr. 4. means Premium Poultry
| prc-rrvcr and J., the most successful
remedy known tor NIL dl-rn-c, OF
| fowls. Sold by Castles \ Morrison.
Latest novelties of the scasou AT
Lack'-, the tailor
lnck. "thc' merchant tailor.
Lack, the tailor. hn, one Of the
finest show window iu the city.
| Mrs. \. Dunn, late of New Iorh,
fashionable modl-tc, will duplicate
nny work In New lork on st. Louis
ON reasonable terms. Mary street
near Fourth, next door To Baptist
church, Waco.
Mcs-r-. burden x Iillurd have re-.
opened the Academy of Art, nudHr,
lprcpArcd To do All kinds of photo
graphic work Mt popular price. Ihcil
WORK is elegantly finished. and guar
Hntcciug all work Go hr -lrrul Iir-t
clit-s, n, they do, Wc are sure lhc
will meet with The sucrr-- lltcl ,'
richly merit
\ sample Of "IuL' thr chewing
tobacco that prevent hcnrD-hulu un'
.ucrVousnc-, and aids digestion, Wll
be given away 60 such of their lurnl
ms VIII call tomorrow NJ the office u
Cameron Castles ~ story.
, our drr-s-uHkug department
giving such general snuomcllun thN
$50 hrycnll The work wc can handle
~NNolE Bnu.
Cameron CASTLES AZ story wI, SUI
.my the retail twdu with Finer
mirut Havana cured "luu' chew
, ing tobacco, and sugar lWm.
SIR Cd. Kraft hu- just opened up
new stock OF grorrrlr, next door
Crlpprn'- market. ON south flii
street where hc Wiil serve The publ
q with new goods At IOW pIlrr-.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

Ncssrs. Dennis y Postal. furniture
dealers. announce to the public that
they are pow ready for buIiuu.-. aud
at their mammolh store On Austin,
between seventh and Eighth .trcc.s,
may be seen some of the haud-umcst
articles of furniture ever brought to
this market Their stock has not NIL
arrived, but is coming by every train
Give them call
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

In the Rims Al the Iim". aud lead.
tux At Councillors

Tom ludgitr- great establishment
is Literally tecming. running over and
crowded to death with the newest
uohbIcst aud cheapest goods Ia Die
line. lie has clerical .addlc- saddle.
Tor the warrior. Tor the steady going,
plain old farmer, for the plain D,tlcu.
for the stylish either. ion rich poor
black and white. The fact is. Tom
cau please thcm all. and grt up hi-
prices TO suit aIl sort, aud conditions
ot PURSES lie has cr,thiug ucvd-
ed, from u simple pair of pillow ham IS
to the finest pair uf carriage harness,
handmade collars, whips. quirt.,
spurs. stghau~, robes. rugs. etc.
In line, stylish, cheap ana reliable
carriages, buggics and whcuiod vcm-
cic- generally, he Ju-t claws over any
establishment iu all IcNa- stop iu
and see him and boz assured that D.
viii he time weli-speut whether you
buy or not.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

Icon corNt1 ATTORNEY
wear. authorized ,o anuouoe- Ash ustd,.
uHu county.
L'oE -mmfp.
" q. Ilstrl. q. acaulilstc ur recollection to
thc office oi shuid"i NrlUnu'n county
Wc are authorized ,u sunuu Dee COOK
asa candidate Cor .hurA of MUIrnuau c'uu.
ty. subject Co tuc action 10 ihr ium1'fau "
,hc county
We ARE euthort.i go announce Nr Wm A
county Ht thc ncAt election
W, are authorized lo tunounr. Nr Joe Y
Ellison Hs A,HuillHi, iur sh'fiu ui NDlruuNu
county, oct tlc next election
EoK ASSESSOR
Hut. Iiu. thr "m-urr. u.I u,ul B.. n
candidate iuf 'nt N'sc-slf Nulruuau county.
We are auhofl,l 200 anupurc sam l.
Nutsoul H. % candidate nf recollection in thc
uno, ni As,c,,nf of NglruuHu county.
Wr are Huhuurl.l oanuoHngo 7 rrIm
~, suiiiNte hi Tax nss",-'r OF N.irnuun
county.
FoE TAN COLLECTORS
W-src authorized foo ANNOUNCE uu'M pa.
! b IS 's aruudiiuio lur rr election u inr ufI',
| .itsN collector of Mcluuusu county. tuh.r.
| fu ihr d. zion ut thr iumu faNc IHtN.
Wr arc auhuut.l Poo suu,uer Allen g.
/ Wysta,u candidate nI nh collector "t Nr
lehman county
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

We the undersigned merchants. do
hereby agree "a close our places ui
business at $3.50 p. M beginning Nav
3rd and continuing until sept 10Th
All customers VIII please take notice
and make thcirpurcha-c, accordingly.
Most respectfully GoodWyu ~ cum.
ming, &. y. Curtis. T.. t,Idhuhr,
Jurncy y Battle llor-tulI ~ Cum
cron, Excl y Brcustcdt, I'D. ~trm--.
W. NJ kcllct, w. y. GRAND n Go.
WACO. Texas. April r.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

Don't chew poison,
CAMERON, Castles ~ storey are sole
agents in Waco Tor "Tpri md sugar
Plum, the most wholesome chew 10
the world,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30
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H. Ioris Anil Wool Market steady Hu1
lun.Nast,J .oHu uuVasue.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

10 remember ihW We are carving
the largest stock ol clothing 100 thr
city, aud prices guaranteed
IEWINI Bios.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

of So .,..Ue.4 Minnesota AYd Iowa arr hunircisoIlr'
...ItI. p.trHs AUrfvuur cam pass the suhNtl la"N,
IuuuIrI fsf 4udtuIuymruLand Ututu hluirh, lh, emu
ul fHr heated trru completely frluNrHlti hA'n tv'
r4rrluE Season brings 40 coon umuNu, W Auhrsha, hta
,rr Dam Fruuiuiut OK ihuil, MluutiunkA VINE hrtr,
tuuluuliurrhnlr other charming luthlllts WIN Inluah.
Ut utur4 thousands uf our htsi ptulhr Mhv-t N.irf
nuuIrs urtuuv.tlur siiruf Mason pNoh me tle-
.stutt and comfort nt a moderate cusi can ur trAul1
obtained A 'si of summer huihrn WIN M NECESSARY
Information pertaining tnriri! IL ht!ug distributed ~
Iup Dut 400 MllNArAtFN " lAut RAuM A. hnl Nil
ur srut frrr uuuu application hN letter iu ~ TAR
srutrr General Passenger AErut, Milwaukee, VIA
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please,

Headquarters Tor infants -hoc- m
sanger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

Wtaru authorized 600 auuDurus A.M HufI'
unu county.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

.U, lurls' ANN ~ -Casrle-- Receipt. lunO
-hpm,ut' -U Market hrm and steady
1000 .ulpp'uF rnlt', ami butrhet- stock strong
.ni 10 hIELyr InOigs shipping aud gIpOu
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30
LOUISVILLE, WASHINGTON
PARLIAMENTARY BAlIlM0RE ami Other PrincinaI Cit

Trains ST. ou- tine Nor t,
~ Hud TOGO m The huou- lor Carr attached To train leaving
lo2u Take the u uuh,u ouc,
Passengers booked o otl from ALL
steam
ship uc between Sew lot b. l'hiul,lIl
For full Information cor tickets emil
T.. T. 1t IN ti. Ticket o &c.. ltN
". T. lll t,ill~, Passenger loustou ex
H. W. M,tIllOl tll ten Passenger and Ticket Dallas
TEA\loJONt~. Ticket Agcut, Waco Texas.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

uuusr Iurnishtng 0.uuds
We call attention To- IA lurgc Inc Ul
novelties We have just received lu u'i
kind. of fancy upru worked tab"
-cart-. tidics aud -plAshrr- To- match
An elegant line of fancy towels, also
~ large line of plain and fancy cotton
udic- aud Turkish bath towels.
~ANtlg Bios
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-30

" d. Harris q. araulllHfr flf reelection tb
thc office of sh,flhui NrlUuuHN county
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COMMERCIAL
LIVERPOOL COTTON MARKET

ey,rros. Avri o., 40 '"''oo r'''ro
quoted
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ilNEHrunt. AufI. 20 FNiul's '"7"
.rlrt Hi pu'ui NIEhrI
nm LLLL.MLLLI ~ nm N-mslmg lmulalLuut
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We ARE authorized tu announce Mr. Wul A
l.h Hs candidate iur shvfiN ul Mrl yuuau
county Ht tuy NvAi election
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21

"Ah, MOI" he said eagerly, and in
that instant strange look of nobility
irradiated his face, look it had not
known for many year.
Forget it. am not worthy of one
regretful thought from you. Indeed,
indeed, I am not worthy. And now
could It end more happily2 For if
had lived / should have sunk yet
lower, and now I am not wholly
base"
He paused, His words were grow
ing incoherent.
"And will you give me tne hello
trope you are wearing to take me into
the darkness, and | shall never be
lonely"
ST have no heliotrope," said the
girl, clearly, though she shivered In
the August night, shut | will give
you ROSE"
The rose she had worn was dropping
now. She laid it in his hand then,
STOPPING suddenly, she kissed his fore,
head with a long, soft kiss.
A light flashed into his face, and an
expression so brief, so transient, she
never knew whether it had been of
JOY or pain. Then all was dim.
For years after there was one street
that never echoed tie Iris Enderby's
footsteps; but now, of all 9reary
haunts in London, she loves Garrick
street the best, and the children have
learned to wait for her coming there,
with outstretched hands, and the scent
of heliotrope, as she passes, floats on
the heavy air.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21

gress in the most wonderful inven-
tIons, so that man will have the
secrets of the universe In his crap and
attain a degree of intelligence that
will comprehend much, if not all. of
the plan of the ply universe and
be able to avert or overcome most, if
not all, the influence that threaten
his own comfort, welfare or existence.
And mankind will advance wonder
fully and rapidly in intelligence and
power AID the faculty of acquiring
wealth far beyond anything of which
the imagination can now conceive.
Men will not only be able to discover
gold wherever it exists, but it will no
longer have the same value, for
chemists will be able to produce it. It
will be as common as iron. Ideas of
value will altogether change, and
men will be able to admi ulster to their
wants without the same amount of
eff ort now required. Such, IN q
general way. is the Indication of the
bent of human affairs in the existing
cycle for the approaching years, &C
cording to caballsm and scripture. as
interpreted by Dr. Pancoast.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21
OLD III USIC.
BY MARION JULIET MITCHELL.

Family from afar are rising
Ever in my listening ears,
Sounds of voices sweetly singing.
Floating through departed years.
Soft and low the tones are blended
In each aforementioned strain,
And, though long ago they ended,
Still / have the sweet refrain.
Though the voices of the singers
Nav be heard on earth no more,
In my heart their memory fingers,
There to dwell forever more.
We are sometimes told by sages,
AS to them it doth appear,
That re echoed on through ages
Are the words we utter here.
SO to me, it seemeth ever,
Are the songs l used to love
Floating on and on forever
Through the starry realms above.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21

Drop potatoes or fruit as they are
pared into water. and the color will not
change.
If you have no dark place for the
fruit cans, wrap each one separately
in heavy paper.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21
HE WORKED THE TOWN.
How a Tramp Printer Made Things
Interesting Ont I'm Iowa.


[ had been devil in The Bugler
office, In a town IN Iowa, about four
months when the editor was one day
called away. The man who was act
ing as compositor, pressman, Job
printer, collector, solicitor, and SD
forth, seized the opportunity to GO off
on a spree, and was thus left in sole
charge.
just after dinner, as | was washing
the roller and cleaning ap generally,
in walked the first old printer bum"
[ had ever seen. The buds on his
back weren't worth a silver quarter,
his hair was long and unkempt, his
face covered with dirt and bristles,
and his breath scented the room. He
was ragged, dirty, homeless, ard per-
less, aud had been let cut of the coun-
ty jail, eight miles away, that morn
ing.
"Howdy, boy" he said, as he came
in; and without second glance at me
he took seat at the desk and attack
ed the remains of my lunch. When
ne had eaten the last crumb he picked
his teeth with the editorial pen, peeled
off his old coat, and commanded:
Boy, hunt me up job stick"
l obeye@, and as he took it he walk
ed over to the rack, slung in two or
three lines of display type, and then
stepped to the small-pica case and set
up the body of circular reading:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21
THE END OF THE WORLD.

REORGANIZATION by DR..
Seth PancOast, the Famous CabaIIst
The Affairs Ofthe Planet TO be wound
up obout three Centuries From
Hence.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-01-21

y
much variation. Parts Of Europe,
DR.. Pancoast thinks, are just passing
out Of past cycle.
IN THE CYCLE OF MICHAEL.
la this country we are In the cycle
of Michael, the cycle Of the golden
light-giving sun, the epoch OF wealth,
enlightenment and power, ana have
been IN it since 1878. We will be in
it III years longer, he thinks, when
the period of decadence will begin,
and in the year 1882 the wheels will
have gone round, the circle be COM
pleted and the cycle OF Orfel, which
reigned four centuries before Ckrist,
will again be on and mark the general
condition of the world. Ii the regu-
lar succession of events went on as
they have in the past, there would De
800 years hence transition from sub
lime intelligence and marvellous ma
teriai prosperity to condition of so
ciety bordering almost on barbarism,
when people would relapse into saw
agery. But DIR. Pancoast does not
think this is going to happen. He
believes that both eabalism and scrip
ture show that the present is the last
revolution of the cycles, so far as this
ore is concerned, and that affairs here
will, in all probability, wind UP about
three centuries hence.
The completion of the current cycle
of the sun in 1882 will be the culmina-
ton, and will in all probabilities mark
the end of the world. From now un-
til the end of the year 2055 at least the
werld, DIR. Pancoast says, will pro-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
He Was Married.
Omaha World

Customer-HaVe you any canned corn
ed beef.
Fancy Grocer-Best kind, Mr.. -;any-
thing else?
"Any canned tongue, already boiled?"
Eyes"
Canned chicken, already cooked?"
eyes"
"Let's see they don't put up broiled
beefsteaks, do they?"
GOA, no.
"Nor roast beef?"
ono"
"By the way, what are these, look like
fried potatoes"
"That is what they are = Saratoga
chips"
swell, I'll take bushel OF them. Hello!
What's that?"
Canned corned beef hash"
'Just the the thing. Gimme a lot Of it
Got any baked beans?"
eyes, Boston baked beans; three differ
ent brands"
"Let's see what else there is here. How
are these used?"
"Those are soup essences and need
nothing but to be thinned with hot wa
ter"
'Well, I'll try those, and throw in lot
of other things you think good, NJ matter
what, only SO they're cooked. I'm tired
of starving"
"IsyOur mother sick Mr., -?n
"N0, she's well, but don't live with her
I'm married"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Christmas Decorations.
Vipk'S Mapaz zine

Very pretty decorations can be made
for Christmas by using heads of wheat
and oats. They can be mixed with ever
greeng with good effect. Dried grasses
can be made useful in working out some
of the smaller designs. Mountain ash
and blttersweet berries are charming
when used IN evergreen wreathing. If
they are not to be obtained, the seed
clusters of the Sumach make good sub
stitutes. If you have Autumn leaves in
considerable quantities, they will work
in charmingly with whatever they may
be used as the foundation of your decora-
tive work. To use nothing but ever
greens gives the place you use them in a
somewhat sOmber look, and touches of
bright color are needed to produce amore
cheerful tone and one more fitting to the
season. If clusters of leaves or berries
are placed wherever festoons of ever
grees are fastened against the walls, the
general effect will be vastly more pleasing
than it would be if they were not used.
For the altar nothing is prettier, es-
pecially by lamplight, than crystalized
glasses used literally against a back
ground of evergreen. They sparkle like
gems, and suggest natural frostwork. A
most beautiful effect can be produced by
making the words, "a Merry Christmas
with letters formed of these grasses
against evergreen, The background can
be made on a strip of cloth of whatever
width is thought desirable, covered with
ground pine or hemlock. These are bet
ter for such purposes than ordinary pine
or cedar. This cloth can be suspended
back of the pulpit or stage, and when the
light falls on the letters they will seem to
be formed bits of icecicles. AS the grass
es are brittle and easily broked after be-
ing crystalized, it is well to make each
letter on foundation of pasteboard and
put in place after the evergreen back
ground has been hung up.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Children 81 Table.
Good Houseke ping.

From the time child is old enough to
sit at the table teach him the proper use
of the knife, fork and the spoon. Never
allow child to lean upon the table:
habits such as that will accompany him
all through life. He should be taught to
wait patiently until his eldest are served.
It is very important to carefully observe
these minor points By proper training
in the beginning parents are saved an
noyance and modification in the future.
At this age children should be dieted as
carefully as when they were infants. By
this is not meant that their diet should
consist solely of the milk; by no means,
but do not fall iuto the error so widely
prevalent that children having obtained
their teeth are capable of digesting all
manner of food. This is the chief cause
of destruction of life in children between
3 and years of age. Their stomachs
being totally untitled for rich food they
are allowed to eat. Potatoes, meat, rice,
oatmeal, brown bread, ripe fruit and as
much milk as they can drink, is the prop
er diet for children of that age.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
How to Preserve Flowers.
Chambers Journal.

A French journal says that flowers may
be preserved with all their natural bril-
liancy and freshness by dipping them in
to mixture made as follows: In we'll
corked bottle dissolve six drachms of
coarsely powdered clear gum copal, add
the same quantity of broken glass, and
fifteen and half ounces (by weight of
pure rectifed sulphuric ether. The flow
ers should be dipped into this varnish-
like fluid four or five times, allowing them
to remain in current of air for ten min
utes between each immersion. This plan,
if it does not interfere with the delicate
texture of the petals, should be of use to
flower painters, who often have to hurry
their work undulv because of the perisha
BILE nature of their models.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Better Than Door Bells.
Detroit Free Press.

A pair of lead knuckles weighing seven
Or eight ounces were taken from a pris-
oner who was being searched at head
quarters the other day, and the sergeant
picked them up and asked:
''What do you use these for?"
"To knock on the door and rouse my
wife when I get home Late" was the ans
Wer.
'Then they answer for door bell,
eh?"
''That's it, sir, only they are ten times
as reliable. You can't hit your wife with
door bell if she comes downstairs
jawin, but you can with these. I'm a
poor man, sir, and have to study all sorts
of economy
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Still Hopeful.
Wall Street News.

traveller from a New York grocery
house entered the store of retail grocer
IN Philadelphia to find the sheriff in
charge.
"Well, this is bad muss," he said to
the grocer who sat whistling beside the
stove.
Yes; but am still hopeful" vas the
reply.
why, your notes have gone to protest,
your creditors have attached. and what
have you to hope for?"
why" said the man as he lowered his
voice so that the Sheriff couldn't hear,
I've got three barrels of n. o. moiasses
down cellar which they haven't found yet,
and they are enough 80 start business on
again after this is over.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Uncle Sam to Get a PIucked Chicken.
Brooklyn Eagle.

A county sheriff, havig a writ of execu-
ton against the property of debtor,
levied, among other things, upon coop
full of chickens. He locked it up over
night, and returned the next morning to
take an inventory of the fowls. He found
the coop just as he had left it, but the
chickens were gone. The experience of
the United States government with the
Pacific railroad people promises to be
very much like that of the sheriff. It
holds second mortgage on the property
of the company, but from present APP
pearances, by the time it gets ready to
call In the Indebtedness, there will be
nothing but the rails and sleepers left.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

we'll known lawyer of Galesville, Wis
eonsln, was going downtown to his Of
fee. As ne was passing the house of Mrs.
p, hsr little boy, about one and a
half years old, was running way across
the street, and his sister was after him to
bring him back. The lawyer said to the
girl:
I'D let him go; he is hardly worth the
bringing back
The mother Of the child, who had not
been seen, was standing near the door, and
heard the remark; as quick as fash she
spoke to the girl and said:
Yes, you had better bring him right
back, as We intend to make a lawyer of
him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

It will be seen by the subjoined esti-
mates of the worlds crop of coffee for the
present year that American coffee prac-
tically monopolizes the trade and it's cul-
tivation in South and Central America
is capable of indefinite expansion.
The quantities have been reduced to
the equivalent of Rio bags of $50 pounds
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30
Didn't Think it Advisable.
New York Sur

Won't you give my new play a good
puff" asked an author Of a dramatic
critic.
Il hardly think it would be safe.''
''Why not?"
Well, it's SO weak that puff would
blow it to pieces.''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

The average price for Rio coffee by the
cargo was 9.01 cents per pound for the
year 1885, the lowest point reached since
1852, when the average was 8.84.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

A local candidate in the last election,
who haa to set EN- up fer the boys very
frequently, says, "a public efios is pub
lie thirst"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

fine oriental white, black or pink tint;
that is TO say, distinctive color, with
lively luster that sparkles in the light.
The price of pearls depends upon their
size beauty and variety"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-12-30

a father may succeed IN cutting off his
son without cent, but he can't cut of
the lavyers.-Kansas City Times.