Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-11-05
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HOME rule-cold dinners ON
days VI va
BRIsTL1NG sort of fellows
makers. 'f'
A cHAsM that often separate. =,
sarcasm. u e
A POINT any woman can apprec,
point lace. e''aS
THE man who is a splendid ]jsto,.
company doesn't fall far short of le
a genius. oe
"TnRow physic to the dors
Shakespeare. Evidently Shakes
was not lover of dogs.
"SoA1E men can take now fnrr;4
make it look as if it was made oa,
ago." says an exchange. So can
children.
"WHERE would we be witbor.
MANI" asks a writer. We would l.
right; but the little pug dow
would it be?
EVERY fond mother thinks h.,
will shine when he grows up bn.
speculation is seldom realized eyoor
the cases of those who become I
laclSs.-Boston Courier
CHE editor Of onr esteemed cor.
porary across the river" said saw
tic village journalist, lis very f.,
but the malady doesn't extend fl
news columns. "-SomeruiUe A1uy,
cit is woman's mission to be q,
not great, says a femals poet hi
that is SO why does woman deyoto
much of her energy to trundline Al
the big hoop-skirt and the bonf|
hustle?
AlEs. YEnGER-Did' you read Al
that rattlesnake that killed douko
the outskirts of Austin? Col. Yere
Yes; I'd like to get q chance at
snake. Mrs. Y.-Doyou want the srI
to kill you, too? Do you suppose
serpent is going to distinguish bev
you and a donkey ?-Teras Siftinq]
MorHEE-Why, Harry, you hav
got through playing house down on
beach, have you? Harry-Ye,
Mother-What's the matter? Dbl
you have q good time? Harry-Nd
that Carrie Judson is mean old TIL
she wouldn't fight a bit like YOU
papa, and when I hit her on the
she cried; she's no fun. -Tid-Bits,
o! THE lofty, supercilious magistd
hotel waiter, who thinks himself bd
the greatest, soundest, solidest po
that has ever been developed and eyc
by generous natur', who nomin
himself serenely as q general reguld
q universe director, and fatcs mil
arbitrator, and is especially constru|
to give points to his Creator!!-S
Toss, in Tid-Bits.
a DREADFUL. WARNING.
his eyes were dim and his checks were ",
And his step was feeble and slow
he seemed to be an unhappy man
Who soon to his grave would 60
He he'd 10 hair on tho top of his head
"Snntchcd bnld" ho he'd been 10 doubt,
~
Or, rather had been thrashed out
a few stray hairs and only few.
Remained where his beard had been,
lle seemed as il he'd been just drawn til
A patent thrashing machine
But the fault was his own the people sal
He had braycd an awful peril,
In an hour of infatuation he wed
A charming electric girl.
Boston Courier.
WHEN the stock of Lake SUPP
iron mine lately jumped rs per g
owing to the strike of rich vel
Marquette minister sharply critid
some of the holders, claiming tn
was a speculation in which Satan
hand CHATS all bosh:" replied
Of the victims. 1--WE got q geold
here at $50 day, and he ran the
until we tapped it. The devil,
which you preachers blow SO mi
couldn't have located that vein to
his blamed neck, and 1 kick on BY
ceiving any credit. - Wall ShrcetA
RESURGAAI.
o her eyes were as blue as the blue of the
And the CLINT of the sun i'll her golden hal
Seemed to find in tho wealth OF taou
dyes
It's glory reflected there.
Oh. so sweetly she smiled that my pulses
reused
To such rhythmical rapture of pure delS
That my soul howe'cr blissful hath
housed.
Such Joy Us felt last night.
As the blue OF the skies are her eyes s'
view,
But more blue ON far than they er I"
Though her hair still assumes the same
hue,
It's splendor is not for me.
For her manners moro cold than the winds
are keen,
And from dreams Of my conquest ~
awoke
For you see had thousands of pouH''
ter'en,