Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-09-05

Vassar girls are hunting up their gum
chews for the winter.
Some ladies wear hats twelve inches tall,
counting the furbelOws.
Occasionally some lady appeares in q
white flannel bathing suit, but it is rare.
The great ambition OF almost every girl
at the seaside who goes bathing is to learn
to float.
At Old Point Comfort, large parties OF
young people now battle by moonlight.
There is NJ surf.
Every day at the seaside fashionable Ia
dies may be seen bathing with their pet
dogs in their arms.
always aim a little higher than the
mark" says an exchange. What! kiss a
girl on the nose? Never!
The names of fifty-six women are on the
registration list for the coming election IN
New Bedford.
Fashionable ladies use baby powder to
put on their feet after bathing, so as to get
their sto 2kings on easily.
Little Jack-"My mammals new fan is
uuLu- pdlulSh llNNlS DANh Wa"
cares? Our whole fence ISL
Mamma" said an interesting juvenile,
do sheep write?" "No, child" ''Then
why are they provided with pens?"
In San Francisco all of the day district
telegraph work is done by women. They
are paid from $40 to $50 a month.
Chicago girls have commenced to walk
on stills. This is the Onlyiway they can
keep from stepping on each others feet.
The Nevada woman who eloped while
her husband wa takinga bath had whited
a long time for such IN opportunity.
A chair of matrimony is talked of at
Vassar College OF course it will be a big
rocking chair strong enough to hold two.
A woman who had a bed quilt at a Ken
lucky county fair aud failed to take prize
went home and stabbed her husband as a
consolation.
A great many married ladies now find
bathing more enjoyable when they wear
long trousers, reaching nearly to their an
kles, and no stockings.
There is no difference between the ave-
rege young lady possessed of a musical ed
ucation and the squeaking toy. They both
have to be pressed to sing.
A young lady who mad no time to spare
for making garments iNr the poor has been
engaged three weeks embroidering a blan-
ket for her poodle dog.
An American girl wears n big bouquet in
her belt, while a Hindoo maiden wears a
big brass ring in her nose. 1t amounts to
the same thing. Each has her nose gay.
A Belfontc, Pa, girl, aged 4 years, is at
work on an elaborate crazy.quilt, whichshe
expects to finish in about a year. 1t is no
wonder that insanity develops at so young
an age.
A Virginia girl who advertised for u
husband in a Dakota paper, has received
1l9 letters in reply, and the postmaster's
salery has been raised at that place on &C
count of the business.
Clara (Bobby's big sister)-"I heard IA
Their callingyOu a little while ago, Bobby"
Bobby-"Did he say Robert or Bobby"
Clara-''He said Robert" Bobby with q
serious look in his eyes)-''Then / guess |
had better see what he wants"
Sometime this month Miss Emily Faith
full will begin to relate in England her
Mormon experience in America, and the
London papers intimate that her coming
lectures contain startling disclosures which
are too frightful or too familiar to be of use
as l~ecturing material in the. United States.
The modem belle never battles her face
in cold water; it roughens the skin. The
most perfect beautifer, in her opinion, is
q piece of fine white flannel dipped in
warm water and wiped over the face morn
ing and night. Then dry gently with a
soft towel, pressing the face instead of rub
bling it. This keeps the face soft. The
flannel removes the cosmetics that may
have been applied during the day.
Over a year ago a Lagrange ga. woman
lost a valuable diamond ring from her fin
ger while feeding chickens. The yard was
thoroughly searched, and still the brilliant
was among the missing, when the conclu-
sion was reached that the ring had been
gulped down by one of the fowl. There
was n large number about at the time, and
as it was impossible to narrow the guilt
down TO any one or q dozen or fifty chick
ems, and as it would hardly do to sacrifice
the whole lot, all hope of recovering the
valuable was abandoned. A duplicate was
procured, and nothing further thought of
the original until last week, when il was
found beneath q pile of dirt near where it
was lost.