The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-26
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komnecA.
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ps-s psstiss shs heir in The niddls
As boar glass IL made Smallest 10 sLs
niddla Il sksss shs ssiss d TINA
--ThSsek ~ ssssse d the ysAs vbss
yos CA ct vhsi you DO pos want real
chssp-
--Tnmps srs sonssim&s killed BY shs
sas. bss tssy ss never drowned shils
bashiae-
--Wsusn's snsssst glory 10 be- hair
- shs sbcuid h very economical Of ~
shsa - y cooking
lis y curious fscs that The SUI never
shisss 70 bos % tbs bsss ball ground - u
dos - The harvest nsld.
The stamp orator 10 moro like bal
iooa lhsa ssytbing eiss. The hsiiooo
comes down Gat enough after ~ Gas g.
cspss.
A Vermont postmaster receatiy ~
esivsd shs follsuing order from bcx-hoi-
der: Postmaster. please give my male 70
The bear"
This V . world Of dissppointmspts
snyvsy. Some people srs disappointed
10 love ssd good many mors are dissp-
potsts6 v marriage.
Did ron ever ask anyone slss 70 be
your wifsS she ssked With much doubt.
No. dAslIss. hs answered tsudssiy; ! -
sum yos shn u my maiden effort.
Some regret y expressed that The nsv
silver csrtihcalss hare no picture Of N
American citizen passing triamphantly |
through The Niagara whirlpool in bar
rel.
The children vsrs playing u horss
rsilsoAd Tommy suddenly exclaimed
Loot hfS 70 have forgotten somsshias.
We eau Z ~ gu uuless 80 have IL alder
man.
-Mlss vsrs 10 We're And the musici
Mi.. Culture III WAS charming do like
bscn. Miss Y. lie We're = Dear me heard
nsn.ms ,psAk II Liis too. Il ally mus.
msvs Ilu.
"A butcher. having been pleased with
twtns, tLas srots 70 his pArents; In the
ersaiess haste make known to you that
we have Just had twins. More next time
Yours. etc."
THE born poet. truly remarks Mas
Cleveland. has 20 agony 10 bis song. In.
deed. no. II Is the poor wretch who lis
seos " bis song Who lies awake aud inoaps
fos the cLloroiorm.
What do you grow on tLi. l.nd?' he
inquired VI the farmer. who was leaning
over fence inspecting = particularly BAR
rem piece Of ground. Grow lazy" was
the sstisiactor, reply,
-Tusrs are little, sweet. pretty aud
green osKss all the way through the desert
VI Ills. but The TAT man Who breaks sus-
pendss o1 : hut day when running 10
catch uaio doesnt think ofthat
--Sa.sus business goes on widout sny
oubis to do ole rsscal. bu. II peer like de
tris,ss . dc Lswd has TO be alIns tended
~. Do weed grows widout work. but de
cotton kss ter bs plowrd an hoed.
The wrong moral: Sunday school
teacher -Sapposs my watch had no works
aud sLonid sell u % man for one hun
dretl d,lisss. would you have much respect
Tor mss Pnpn- would have less for the
other fellow.
Little Niagara Boy lainetsentL centn-
ry)-Ms, oan ssim the whirlpool rapids
this afternoon. Mother No. my dear not
this AFTERNOON. But the fnt time 20 TO
New York. perhaps will lei you jump of
Brooklys bridge
--Clara lBobby's big sistsr) Il heard
father calling Jon litsls while sgo. Bob
by-Did be say Robert or Bobbyf Clara
He aid Robert Bobby with serious
look Ia ~ syss) Then / guess l had bot
Ter - What 10 wants.
Mr. Young Of Wabash. Minnesota,
locked biz wife 10 the house; Mr.. Potts.
Of Pstis, Wisconsin, locked biz wife ont
Of ths houss. and nov both vomsn arc
suing for divorces. II certainly i ) din
cult thing 70 please woman.
Creditor -Ese here, Brown, am get
ting dsuosdly sick Of sending around for
that bill. and having nv boy politely
shown 10 ~ door. Dsbtor- oh. we'll,
I'm wiling 70 do the right thing. I'll
hsvs him kicked out after this.
--Aattie, Mattel CALLED % Omaha dame !
70 her daughter. do wish Jon. would play
someshins besides Wagner. am 20 sick 1
Of IL ! am not q tho piano, mother. re-
spondsd The daughter from an adjoining
room. Then Who is IN Nurse and the
baby.
II pusubsr we'll, said Baslsy 10 70
niriacsot sort Of vsy. the old gate where
10 did most olosr ooursing. The dear.
dear gsts. 30 Il ~. aid Mn. Bag.
Icy. nusinsly. know dear papa said .
Il cost hin thirty dollars 70 havs The |,
hinges and othsr pArss repaired that sum- 4
mev.
--Sons one has discovered that one
sids u ~ body tesds 70 outualk tho
o>As; sith The eye shat person invar- .
iably walks 70 tho right II this b. trus :
IL might b. good thing ior bank cashiers =
70 always keep their eyes shut Bat II Il
always vsil for The directors 70 keep their