The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-07-01
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The lsash.ss chila 10 sbs sas.Llss q
sLs ssa~. basa .qasiIlas iaisnt fsshs
nr' sea sssi.rr sfslene.
-EH, rsfsn 6gias to have ,hs hay
s.r a.. yss,f cosn,sy Isnoe = Ne; ny
ccpgfrssisass csnt sfsurd IL
iias,snd That ie1oe nceos psinisns
baby Mss~ Yes. do u ycarseli. u you
ulsi u ,sD.. 10 L. done bsai,.
Nay sr~ ihs vnsAs ~ watch hks the
1o..s. iia hi,su 10 sprinsf Because
ihe, " nosssans 10 d. ~sih the cssa
~. ,h.n never believe there gill be
sp, scarcity u clam cho.dsr. While old
sabses stcss sp qsossd u tsc cents q
pound
A lnss sss bosslipg that be bad 81
sl,sAspf ~ has bunse so he has, chin
~ Ia 81, .,'r. aod be kegs u 10 = hottie
10 l..s cupboard,
Ahns Jvnsy shirts. ssnsat~i aoi 20
sLnsa. az r.Gark.b!e bargains YiFa use
t,,sn - ,bins Que sammsr and ~ Dsskiiss
il.s lsal
Ii il s.ii ihst shingles can be made
Are proof, bot yos cannot convince the
,msii boy who has bad experience tha.
,bipsls is noi ifqaea,ly red bot
Az eschsss~ remarks; JEFF Davis
bsJ 10 ,.lk Yesterday noder an Umbrella.
a.. - L.
sss.siy. You can shut up en- um.
bri.s
-C@liisAla hiss Cbiosm.o VIM h..
ssaassd b.. name /. Mshoney. aud nnder
have psIisct rsL, to breathe the air OF
freedom.
"A Darlington youth obtained young
lads band In rather IN unfair manner
She vas trying TO climb up ledge at
picnic when be ssked her Tor il.
-hiuisser Phelps autographed to Presi-
deo, Cleveland; Hearty congratulations
FROM ns I'll Those Who know Phelps
ipsist that u. air meant me and the
queen.
"A iitss city girl. upon seeing eats
calls near VI. road on her first yisi, to tie
coultry. .rcisined. .Oh. never kuew
brior. that .susages grew on stloksl"
= DR. Ben i-mn Ward Richardson gives
long list II rules telling "ho~ 10 avoid
premature old age" But Wa fail to find
amous ibe number this iniaiiiLlv rule:
Die Young.
Nervous old lady ION seventh floor OF
hotei) DO you know what precautions
The pro- ieiiof Of the hotel las taken
sssip., hreY" Porter -"Yis. mum: be ms
lbc plsrs int urcd Tor twice Wet IT'S worth.
DO Jon remember nov you sso,e on
your bel,ird kpers the nigh. YOU proposed
70 me, lover On. yer, bns that's nothing
Nvibihgl You ought 10 SEQ iuu swear on ]
my kne.s sii,u NY collar button drops
sud roils uLaer the bureau.
"A ma, publishing house Announces
= list Of itn,' mnsie TO take to the sea
sb"r' ~ np'aios . II the suggestion is
foll'~..l. tourists generally will be com
pellet Il AXE b, the wonls
my is-. Lslievs ia the eight hour sys-
TN, said fsrmsr. ! work eight hours
" n.s Ltruonu and .is III in the afternoon. :
~ tgssn6 ,s3so swEsssmso pus ~ ~
hour - ~" .itr.. I,
NJ J n. Marsh Parker has written book
vLici. sia ell. ''fbe Midnight Cry
W. nsss not rsl IL, Int ". know all
ab,,.i il. AMI jan. hAe aar sympathy. The
Gals ss.si4,f nr. too
MD.ir 49, ,ru sciDs2 she raid, as her
hu.Lss.e ,i.tt,.iio - vut at the end OF the :.
first aeis On. ~ place much, b. replied :
nplu.ai~nil,. notice the curtain has
taken drop. and thought little Of do
iug the same thing myself
How Inconsistent some men srel We
havs heard = man express the grsvest
doubts Of everything relating TO theology 2,
aud revealed religion. and then got mp ],
nsst morning and made hearty meal of |,
boarding house hash.
A gentleman who has lived among the
noble red men for many years says he new. :
81 knes Of al Indian man kissing % In !
dian woman. The Indisn man, ii seems.
hss better tsste than he has hitherto been
credited With
Applicant : Do you want an assistant.
editor Editor iu-Cbief : What experience
have you Ladi None whatever, sir.
Humph. IL strikes me that you are exceed
'ugly iresh. That's Just what induced me
70 apply. There ongbs TO be something
fresh stsont ,enr paper. you know.
"A mAn IN pastncket recently made =
sppli-aiion a., Insurance on 8 building
situated 10 village where there Was no
fire engine be "a s-kei: What are the
facilities 10 your village for EXITING nishing
hrssy Well. Il i.ins sometimes. he replied
Nth great s,mpiiei,y
Fell me. said Mrs. q, when sas il p
0rav, :. that you frat discovered that you
sere gros ing fond Of mes'' well. really.
ny dear, !" replied Mr.. O.. With some heal
tasion. = ca hardly recall tie exact -but
! have no doubt Dan Lamont would
know r,
These ate the days sben the young
man puts on kuee breechss aud stockings
aud mouusins bicycle. stsrts for long
ionr. iseliog perfectly happy till sixteen
year old country girl. With blue eyes -
big - sAucer, shouts: Hey. mister.
come here "a III lend yer money enough