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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-02-06
gbemifer,
Gan Mntpnio. xeras
San sntonio, asras, /. saIi 1885.

San antonio, 8eras, 1. SuIi 1883.
Sd famfte in biefer etabt Elm Yadet bon
eeersjov0s Self Rafting Breab Preparation,
hiter5os q einsr 6entiI@sn llnterla6uns tno
fnbe, bab boHeIbe bon reinen unS nibt siftiaer
ebeuitaIiea ~sulammenssfftt III.
Die Sbee bes YrOf. sorsforO mar cine tDirt.
Ii9 srObartise, bas unbsrOauIide tueinFeiu.
fdurs %glatron, i5sI6ss IN alien 6auen bas
enbrsInItat bon allen aus @einfeinrabm unb
slatroa saiaumsusefetten 8adpuIbern ia,
ear9 bas I0sbare Pbospborfaure salf unb Na.
tron, ben pirlliden sabrunssperib bes 8robes
an1 bic ano6eninbHan3 erseusenbsn eIemente
tekaatur gu etietsn.l J
~ If f@erIi6 bic bette nnb gefuu6efe grd.
paraticu, iDeIAe BEN Yablifum iemaIs ~oferirt
bhsbs, rab iebt geuttsr, Der bic @efnnDbeit
ibrer aiuber am Serseu Iiest, iolte tein anberes
gtbrau9eu.
SD fam uur nod bic BeFdtigans, peI&e
bonn fslieen bsribmtsu gbemifer PROT. Baton
bon 2iebie iber biefe Yrdparation a~bsesebeu
wnrbe, bin5ufiaep, inbem er faste. sd be.
tradte bieie GrFnbuus als cine Der nitIi&feu
Waben, ueI9e bic gBiHeufdaft Oer Mlenf9beii
ssIisfert bat.~
Sci alien @rpcers sm babes,
Berfndt eS. 25,11,tuw6W
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einen Greuno o6er 8ermanbten, Der
S%o6bpit, uel6er auf ale Weiie berfu6t,
ben &ongreBmann in feline 6dnbe AT
befommeH, unb ni6t dnefiIi6 in Der
Wabi feiner Mittei 1T, bic Sauienbe bon
6unfIen griiten3ert, tueI6e ole wifen,
baB Der Weg gum grfolg am fi6erten
0ur9 BEN Salon fibrt, bas giebt cine
8efeli9aft, gldn5en6, appig, %blenoenb,
aber f9ltipfrig un6 mebr als einem
Shine gefdbrli6. 1uo bieie @e5eu=
i9aft 1T beute in 8aibinston in bonerer
Blitbe, pie iie es unter onberen Nbmi=
tttitrationef mar; mobl Sem, Der ibr
fern bleiben fann, ober fi9 ni6t tpiIel1z
log ibrem Wirbel iiberldBt!
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bet murDen un0 Die 9r0Beren Stdote
Inter Gteiermarfs -mie Marburg unb
@i1i-gli1en bisber peit mebr beutz
i6en Stabten, als Ilabiiden. Die
flabii9snationale 8emegung in Inter-
Steiermarf lit nod ga15 neuen Satums.
9iefe @Iaben = obtr pie tie bort Der
0olfsmunb nennt = bic uWinbii9en"
Ober tpie fe felbf gerr, genannt meroen
moaen-bie r5lobenen" geben aber benz
nod nit neutrality-suspicious. 3u@erfe,
wie ibre i6on ldnger i'm Nationalitdten.
Sample ftebenoen flabif9en Gtams
mesbriiber in 86bmef. Sic Beflr9s
tung, bab northumberland ilopenifirt
tDerbe, liegt nur 5u nabe unb bic beuts
l9en Mbgeoroneten &ei@er, IuBerer urb
pDi9 gaben bieIer 8efiir6tung i'm teie,
rii6en Santiago aud berebten Nusbrud.
Die ifirmii6en Scener, bic in Gofge
oe1en fi6 abipielten, 5eenen, bic eis
men Mbgeorbneten gu Dem ausrufe Der,
onlabten: r9ier sebt es gu, uie i'm
troatif6en 9anota9e", iin6 nur elm
f6wa6es 8pripiel gu benz, mas man
bel Gortoauer Der gegentDdrtigen Slos
beniirung gu getdrtigen bat. Ser
@baratter Der fibilabii1 : ~nationalen
8epegung 1T ndmli@ benz fiibilapis
f9en 8Dlfs6arafter angemei5en, elm
iberaus beftiger, utgefimer. Die
polnif6e Beuegung fu9t lire Stdrte
bur9 biplomatii6e Runffttde. bic
cse6ifAe bur6 riidfdtsIoie 3dbigteit,
bic fii6ilapii@e bur6 9eioeni9aftli9feit
6es Infturms gu erpeitern. Nls BEL.
~fpielsmeiie bet beutl9e Wb~georbnete
8of9 betonte, baB bic @Iaben es lie
ben, nur bas als Wabrbeit gelten 81
lahen, mas iie ausfpre1en, 6a lieBert
ibn bic ilobenii9en 9immelsitiirn,er
ert gar ni6t ausreben, fonbern nta9=
ten einen md9tigen 2drm, brobten nit
benz @ustritt uno ~berlangten @enugtbus
ung fur bic 8eleibisuna, tuel6e Der
rgefammten flapil9en MeIt" augefIgt
tDurbe. Man merle: Der geiammten
flapii6en Welt, bic @lopenen fiiblen
t9 alfo bereits p~anflapifi19 ergrifen.
2eioer tuirb bic iunge Ilopenilde Bez
rpegung nit Teuereifer bur@ Menegae
ten gendbrt. Deuti9e, Die i'm eigenert
1olfstbum nur au bef9eibener Stole
auserieben tDdren, berm6gen unter ben
Slauen iid als Matabore aufauipielen.
Der flobenif6e Gibrer &aic, recte
Nei9, trug oereint bas f9tparazrotbz
5golbene 8anb, ME bic Sibrer Der mabs
@3e6en Gan6erlit unb 6elcelet
aud. (6anberlif, uripriingli6 ban
Der SPITE, lit nieberldnoif9er, 0elceIet,
96l3ele, f9udbif9er Mbfammung.)
Sie tDiloe flobenif6e Nsitation bleibt
ileioer nt9t auf SteiertDert aDein bes
f9rdnft, Tie bat audi f6on bic font 10
g%utmittbigen unb friebfertigen rtpinbi.
f9ens& drntbner ergri1en. ueberaQ ba
tdmpfen Die Geuti@e1 einen fdtueren
Rampf gegen ben 2nfturm bes Slabets
tbnnts. Wir6 niGt enbIi9 bic 3eit
tommen, tuo biefern unieligen Nationas
litaten : 9a6er = biben tpie bri6en
Gin @nbe gema9t, uno ben gewiFens
lofen Iufta6iern unb 9eBern Elm ener.
gii9es: 9altt entgegengerufen tpirb2
VS.
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6. S. WeilIer. Mbole5alez III

- g. S. Miiler, @bolefalez unb
&etailbdn6ler in Garben. Oelen, Nnz
f-trei@ermaterialen, Commensurate,
San Mntonio empfieblt fein groBes
Eager in bteien NrtifeIn gu Nep Oorf
preiien unb ma9t gang beionoers al3
@bromos, Gupfers un6 @tablftiGer,
Selgemdloen un6 pbantaiie 8ilbern
a1er Mrt. ferner auf bic gef9madpolle
Nusmabl bon 8ilberrabmen Der aller<
mo6ernffen Gorm unb anf bic NGes
umfafenoen 3ei6enmaterialen auf=
merriam. N0e Nuftrdge fiir irgen6 cine
Der obigen Brau1en meroetl prompt
ausgeflbrt; Bilber BON ieber Gr6Be eirrs
gerabmt unb ale Mrbeiten m6gli9f
f9nea u1b gut beiorgt, bic IN bas Sad
f1Iagen.
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Sdmurrbptoeu SetlmttteI.

Sdmorrboiben baben semobnli9 borber.
sebenbe Sdmer3en I'M &iiden, 9enbe1 unb BEN
1nterleibe. % bab Der @atient slaubt feline Rie.
rem, pber bic nd@Fen Srsans feien in einem
tranfbaften 8uftanbe. 3eitpeife finb 8eideu
bon l~nberOauIi6fe,t ssssntpartis, ais gla.
9uns, llabs5asli4teit beg Maseas etc. Elm.
6en9tisteit ME S@psib, elm unanssnsbmei
SUDDEN berborrufeno, na4oem man iparm
ipirb, ID elm sspo9nli3er Besleiter. 8linSe.
blutise unb iadenoe Sdmorrboiben persen
bur@ einmalisen @ebrau9 bon Or. 8ofonto'i
Sdmorrboioen Seilmittel, teI&es brett auf BIZ
trantbuften Steaen %einpirft, Die Sumor ob.
forbirt, ba8 bsftise SUDDEN befeitigt unb etns
beuernbe Seiluns berborbriust. abseitelt
Rreis so Gents. Abbreifire: &be Or. 8ofontl
Mebieine Co., Tiaua, Ohio.
8ertauft bel 8. 4alteber 6 Con.
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Die yfeime" @eieuf@aft.

Die foge1anrte rfeine @eieaf9aft"
in u1tferer Bunoesbauptifa0t hat fhou
oft bas pertpunberte &opflGitteIn aue
~itdnbiger 2eute erregt un6 bic uebers
5eugung BET ben Meiiten tpaGgerufen,
baB man es bort nur benz Nan1ert nod,
~feinestDegs ieoo6 in Wirfli@feit NIT
einer ufeinen@ @efeal1aft au thut bat.
8orgdnge, pie fie bort an Der Saaess
Drbnung fiub, biirften ii9 nirgenos i'm
2anDe unter ~anitdnbiger @elell@aft err
eignen. Sie nfeine" Walbinatoner
@eieai9aft itebt benz NbI6aum unferes
@olfsIebens ndber, als benz eigentIi@en
Gern besfelben. Gin nettes Gittet.
bib entuirft, baDon elm Tbortiger gors
Ereiponbet: ngs brau6t fauin gelaat
3u Derbett, baB bieie ,feine" @efel.
f@aft feline beionbers quite lift. gu bers
i6ie6enartige glemeate fin6 BARN bers
treten, gu Diele niebrige SntereRen ba,
ben barir ibre Mgenten, au pieIe aes
neine Sntrisuen fpielen f@ bort unfer
ber Dede bes geielf9aftIi9en @@lifs
ab. Wenn tiir5lid bebauptet tpurbe,
es Tel in Waibingto1t ni9t f6mer, ben
befradten Oiener BON benz @af i'm
6rad gu unteri9eiben, neil Der Grftere
ftets uii9tern, b6fli9 urb anitdnbiq fei,
mdbrenb BEL benz Sat bies felten Der
Gal tpdre, 10 lit bamit nidt uieI Iber.
trieben. S9on bic bielen Stumble.
tpelde in bic 3eitungen gelangen, lie.
fern ben Beweis. Inter ben iunae1
unO alien Serren DipIpmaten, nit neIs
den bic fremoen &egierungeu uts Be-
gliiden, befinbet ft1 manGes rdubiae
S6af-ert neuli6 muBte ia tuieber Elm
FOLDER 9err feines ffanbal0fen Benebs
mems wegen, abberufen mer6en - unb
namentli9 in Der groBen Wafbinqtoner
Geieai6aft f6nnen fi9 6iefe 6erre1,
tuenn fte nur irgenb einen f6Dnen ga.
men baben, gtDas erlauben; man tueiB
ia bod ni6t gau5 genau, OBJ bas am
gnoe niGt oas Neueife in ben ariftofrQz
tiI9en girfeln bes MusIan6es lit. Damn
Der 3ufuB pom gansen 2anbe: poIis
tifer aus allen @egenben nit ibren
S6iblingen, 8ertreter reiGer 3orpo.
rationen nit ibrem Nnbang, rei6aewors
bene Spefulanten, benen ibr @elo unb
ibre 8etanntf@aft NIT 2ongreBIeuteu
u. T. NJ. @ingang perf@afft, Mbenteus
rer aIer &rt, iuel9e fi9 e~insubrdnaen
berfteben, ein buntes @emii6, aus 6em
ielbft ber @orfi9tigfte bic f6le6ten
glemente ttur i1uer bon ieinem 6aufe
fern balten fam, ipent er einmal aur
sGeieai6aft4 geb6ren Mil ober aeb6s
rem muB. 9abei giebt es 10 DieIe,
tuelde our6 0erl9menoung Muffehen
erresen tuolem ober miifea, baB finns
loies l1eberbieten In pruntuonen Nuss
f~tattungen, Mablen u. {. 10. fat unbers
meioii9 1T. S9pere uno fofbare
Weine tperben In Maiien a~ngeboten
tiHb per5ebrt, bic benz Mmeiifaner Ell.
gene ueberbaft i'm @enieBen, bas unur=
terbrndene Glen pDt gmpfana au Gm.
pfang, bon @eie1i6aft 3u @eieQfdaft
bat namentli6 auf Die 9amen einet
ab~ipannenoen @inHuB. aud lie bdrten
bic Neruen nit gbampagner uno 5tdr.
ferem, uno es lit bisber ni9t ieIten aes
fDeien, baB man cine 3u vlebbafte"
Dame in eiIiem Salen fin6et. Weiters
bin bic Grau, bic iunge Dame aIs polis
TIDE Gsentin, Giripre6erin fiji irgenb
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Srreaeletfet.

JernanOina, Mafua Co., Gloriba,
~. Wtdr5 1880.-r9abe 9r. Simmons
Stoer Negulator gebrau9t unb gefunz
ben, baB er %leiftet, mas inn 1aGse=
ribmt pir5. 9te lebte @enbung bali
mir nidt; iie mar nidt bon 8. 0.3eilin
& &c.. ni9t bas e9te Mittel. Gen6en
sic mir elm pddden nit rotbem 3 unb
3elltn & Co.'S nnteri6rift auf benz
nmf6lage. 9ie ansebli@e Mr3nei fann
@tnem arg i6a6en.-8eni. S.&i9."
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sans g. 0eaener

2umbernarb an SoutonhraBe;
.Safb, Door unb Blin6 Gactorp
on Mberue s. Giefert ole Mrten pon
8auboIs, 8rettern un6 G9inbeln
gu BEN niebrisiten greiien urb fiibrt in
ieiner S6neioefabrif aue Muftrdse fir
Sbiren, 5enferrabmen, Saloufen &c.
&C. prompt aus. 8auunternebmer unb
8auluitige MAIDEN mir duf bic gtabliis
fements beg Germ 9esener biermit be-
iOnbers aufmerfiam. [9,785,p1i
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9r. 8pfamfp.

Dieter @an,e 1T 70 betaunt innerbalb ben
ger. Staten. bab es ,taum notbis 1T gu fassn,
baB er bet @rinoer DeS beriibmten ST.. 8oianfo
9uten. unb 2unsen . S1rup if, bas beliebte
golfseeiln1itteI, mo INNER es betaunt 1T, fir
Suten, @rfGttunsen, 9dDiubfudt unb aIe
Rranfbeiten bes GALES nnb Der 2unsen. @reis
so Gents unb $l.oo. gerfauft bel s. aalt.
cher &c Spu.
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Velvetine Powder" Diei.
@raparation nurbe suerF in Der preubii9en
&rrtee sesen berbriibte unO srinbise 8iibe, &c.
gen baS @unbreiten ober Munblanfen, se9er
Rridelbise uno ollie Der lleberbibuns oe8 8lnteS
ent'pringenoen Sautfranfbeiten a~nsemanDt.
MlS Elm @ulber fur Rirber febt es uniibertrof.
fen ba. @reis 20 Gents. @rdparirt nnb gum
gertauf BET u. 9reib, AIamo Drug Store,
Gan Mntnnin.
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-pbotosrapbien, pel6e in @alIas
MAPS GalIerie, 413 81 9ouftons
StraBe genommen tperben, fin6 in
ieber 9inf9t polfommer un6 f6nnen
ni6t iibertrofen tperben. Wer cine
boraigli6e Photographic gu mdBigem
greiie tptini6t, benz empfeblen mir, mad
Gaqapaps @allerie gu geben, uno ct
mtrb 5ufriebengeftelt per6en.
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granbs unb Brabmunben uerben
bur9 cine 8eban6lung nit ct. Safobs
Del fiWer gebeilt. Sn allen apotbetert
gu baben.
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FRANK STAIRS
Fish and Oyster Depot
41O West Commerce Street
First Glass Restaurant C0nDnctna

Receives daily and wi ship by express
or Otherwise Berwick Bay, Matagorda Bav.
New Orleans Lake, Mobile Plant, Blocks
Plant, xxx Select and Select Oysters in
barrels end half barrels to order.
Every variety of GulfFisb, Shrimp, Crabs,
hard and soft shell, deep sea turtle, etc.
All orde 8 for country filed promptly and
carefully. Orders delivered free in the civ.
| am constantly receiving fresh Goods
by express, for proof of which I refer to
Wells, Fargo g. Co.'s and Texas Express
company. Telephone No. 1863.
18,9,d6m FRANK STARR.
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@mpfeblenswertb 1T bas
angemetn befannte unb belieb-
te Gladden. Bier Der Belpb<
rabSfpidet 8rauerei fiir
9ausbebarf. BeiteQunsen
Bite man brett an bic Brauea
rel 3u Ienben. 8,12,t1S
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g4 e@aFzt .I VN~fs1~~esCs w. TEEf
.. 2anbreth & 5Dhn @artsns
unb Blumeu= g at1en.
Soeben erbalten: Sbren Serbit. unb @inter>
bebarf bon 2anoretb @arten- unb BIumenfa.
men. inter anberm neue grnte &aben., arant>
nnb Spinatfamen, friibe 8obuen unO grbfeu
fiir Serbtpianauns. Binterrossen nnb @erie,
sSor9buia, @tillet, Duroforn u. 10.
sa loo Hfunb 81 @afo 8hoiebellamen,
500 BuibeI edten Sobnion Gra8lamen,
20 Yfurb Bermubn @raslamien,
Sfaiea. unO Yafture @rasfa,nen, 8escue @ras.
famen, alfalfa, rOtben unb tpeiben 8Ieeiamem.
asenten fir bic berabmten
BrinIy e,
~Ianet If. SamenariGs, Sanb !. Yfnse unf
@uItibators, Belle Gttn Gutter. SdueiOemafdi.
men, @nff. 3. 8re1t @nrftmaf6inen nnb But
der ntenitIien, carlton Bros &c 60. gemifdte
8arbem, Solutions GalTnirfarben &C.
Carl S. Muths B~ienenraader, 9cniSs
aGrtractOrs unb Me1er, !.
aaeS au ben aisOrisfsn @reifen.
L. Huth & Sohn.
RI
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-17
fr0m 70 Pltts1 - Posl.


Senator Ingalls,. Of Kansas. is ugly, a point
upon which he Is extremely sensitive. aud he
TT es % c0unteract uis natural misfortune in
thu. respect by affecting an elegance Of attire
that Is positively dudish. The other day he
was just entering the Senate Chamber with
his colleague. when the latter WIS called to
oue 'iie, a, Senator Ingalls, dropped ITO the
chair Osaally occupied by the d0Orkeeper, ut
which was at that moment vacant. A mo-
ment later there strobe down the corridor a
big Westerner with the prairie mud clineing
to his heels and an application for ONCE in his
pocket.
With glance Of whitening contempt he
came up 90 the supposed dOorkeeper, and,
sticking out his card, said:
'Hsre, you dude, tr0t out Senator ingalls, -
Ingalls, wac half dazed at the audiences Of
the situation. and, jumping to HIS feet, asked /:
DO you know Ingalls?"
"No. 4 don't" was the reply. "but you
won't have any trouble in p cking him out,
for he's 70 ugly his photograph will stop a
cyclone on sight"
The Senator almost tainted at this shot, but
he had nerve enough left TO ask:
''Is he any uglier than l ann"
Wild West gazed for a m .ment into the
distorted features of the Senator, and then
replied:
swell, IL 1 thought he had a worse lookln'
mug than you have, Pd walt until dark to
come near him"
his was enough, and ingalls, slipped out.
leaving his constituent swearing at doorkeep-
era IN general.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-17
Pestsd About Horses.

Ee0fa INC fefo York IFtbunc.
Having lived the best wears of his life IN
Kentucky Senator Beck is as well posted on
hOrses and the racing records a. any man in
the State. He knows the pedigr e ali the
noted horses Of the country. A morse race
will draw him away from his seat in the SEN
ate any day, even though silver deba is
on. At the Ivy City races he Is q regular
attendant. II I mistake not he 10 one OF Ihe
stewards Of the club. In his bets he is as eau
tious as q D. otchman generally is. A So her
in u French mp4uals wild safety him: and
10 ought TO, for here man who vent re, a
whole s. bill on horse race is suspected of
being 'plunger."
Washington, I may remark in passing. ia a
poor held for the booKmagers, who gensrallv
Eive il a wide berth, not so much because
there is no money mere. Dut because nobody
seems willing 20 bet. But 20 return to Beck.
He ana Congressman Wilkins, OF Ohio. were
taking al Weeker's over some business mat
terra the OH r Jay. when the Kentu. alan
esDied picture Of q horse hanging on the
There" he exclaimed with rapture, ,.is
picture of Lexington, the grandest horse thar
ever stood on four feet"
yes" said Mr.. wilkins, she was certainly
very remarkable horse. Was he a trotte r
or runner"
A look Of inefable soorn passed over sena
tor Be KS broad EXPIRE sive countenAnCe
"Was he q trOtier or a runnerg' h.. repeat 4.
asiOnmhment pity, and profound disgust
being BLENDED in the tone OF his voice. "Was
he a trotter or runnerg Wei, we'll, well, [
do declare. never heard OF such asst uudiug
Ignorance before ia the whole course OF nv
lite. exceptii on one occasion, aud that " as
five wears ago. ana fellow Senator was 10
frightful example. Ircquois had won The
Eng ish Derby. ami we kentuckians natural.
~ felt proud IT the success Of the American
racer Ahroai. ana waited with GREATNESS n
xiety for news from France that wOuld 10 4
us ~ tho victory or defeat OF the kentucky
br, d Foxhall, who was entered Tor the l5rand
Pix. OF Paris. The day OF the race 1 opened
nv arr rnc. paper and looked FOR tho
Parts daro line the first thiag. I was over
lOyed 20 fnd that FOxhail ha indeed won
and sent page for Senator Allison. When
ne came over To nv desk pointed to the PARIS
telegram aud asked him 20 Read that He
read the paragraph and calmly expressed his
great grAtl6cstion over the victory. After he
had run on awhile he parayzed me by the in
qurv; was. Il trOtting or running race
FoVhall wonF
'.Imagine my feelings. Words could not ex.
press-them. fell back IN my chair speech
Ices, and didn't speak 10 the senator from
Iowa for two weeks. Brother Wilkins, I
would like 70 see you in Kentucky, out ~
friend must advise you 10 read M on Lex
ihgtCn before you cross tho Ohio. n the Rem
tuckians should suspect you Of not knowing
whether Lexington was trotter or a racer u
might 80 hard With you."
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BRIGHT BITS.

on hearing that the Creek fleet had sailed
with sealed orders, Al apti-Hellene in London
Oh erved: THE orders probably are to steam
away whenever they see q Turkish vessel on
the horizon"
An attempt il being made TO hqve a con-
Ventlon OF newspaper paragraphs meet
: 'me~ here IN the seash0re next summer.
me convention will probably pass law pro-
NIB ting the use nf ''chestnuts" more than 10
years OF age. --EschdRGs.
"PA. )" a-ked little boy. "when a man goes
into TO, "ihee does he have to take an oathT'
And when be goes out of ONCE does be take
an sthf"
Yes but there is nothing compulsory about
it."-Life.
How did you break of your front teethP"
asked q visitor OF the same small boy.
II didn't break 'em," replied the yOunaster.
II was just fOOling u teenty bit with hoTse'r
tali n the street up ut c.. he m an that
picked me uD sot his hands and vest awfuliy
bloody. 1t wasn't my fault Rast0t Record
us jim BULLARD hangin' round these
paris n0wauaysW asked passenger from a
car window OF "a OAK ia citizen.
Jim was hangin' round last week, stran-
ger"
'Did you see h,mq"
20 yes, had hold of the rope ."--NeS Ysrk
Sun.
Now, while / think of 1t, did you never hear
about that PRAYER of old Pre.idtn Hill VI Har-
Yardy You see, the old Prex WIS OF an ~ gu-
mentstl'e and logical turn always, and he
menced pi aver in this way: "ParadOxIoal
as Il NAV seem, y Lori, yet nevertheless II Is
true - Boston r. cord.
A HONAD's NEAR NEIGHBoR. Two wretch
ed-iOokuIg tramps were brought up before =
Texas Justice OF the Peace. Addressing the
worst looking one, the Justice asked.
-" here 40 YOU nve2"
And where DO you llseg" said the Justice,
addressing the other.
"lve got the room above him. "--Teras Sit
ta0s
How uncertain are the vicissitudes OF this
life A man may be se0otng along on snow
sho 8 over the beautiful snow lying on the
numerous hills about this city, exuting in all
the vIgOr of youth. and OVerhowi with an
abundance of animal spirits. ami the next
minute he may be IN an adjoining county, I'M
DER 20 feet u snow, without hat or coat, wait
ng for the sDring thaw 10 set In.-yHGilev
z Hy.) NeaOs-Afner.
UTILIZING JERSEY AGUE.-"Here, Mary.
come 70 the window. Who Is that man 10
IN our walnut tree?"
"oh, that's poor Mr.. links, our ashman."
got ftTi
''On, no. He said be felt he had chill COM
ing on. so sent him up the tree. Just see. be
mas shaken every one of them OF and saved
us go much trouhle.-Ch iodg0 Ra7a51er.
THE purlOning Of our OvercOat by
drunken trsms printer has called forth
numerous expressions of indignation and re-
gre from our cont mporaries OF the press for
which we are profoundly grateful. The most
practical evidence of sympathy, however
emanated from our jolly brother of the ST.
Mary he0ieD, who rendered us the use.Of mis-
press blanket for the bsls os of the winter
fortunately, however. Weather and equal
u laTRe-h h. ared friend has favored us with
the loan OF a spare oVercOaf that securely
ahipldis Az mn 80
ling breath Vi the wandering blizzard. and
we are IN no immediate danger OF getting
stuck in the game OF freeze. out old Boreas Is
ellie La Chief
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-17

A lady writing from Japan says: ''House-
keeping here has no trials. The worn and
VeNed spirits of American chaIelaines ought
10 rest in Japan after death. Capable and
faithful serVasts are plenty and cheap Our
establish ent boasts five, and for these we paw
about what two would coat in New York. I do
not Welt my kitchen once a month, never give
81 Or0er Out~lde Of a srOksn wish, yet the do
mestic m machinery moves with an ease and per-
lection uuHttainsbls at home by Almost aDy ef-
fort on the part OF the mistress. The m pnners
OF the servants are amusing. not to say start
ling. to an American accustomed to the cheer
ful familiarity Of her native help. Every ight
at bedtime our i've retaineFs appear. prOs,r H.
themselves ia succession to the ear h, aud
retire. This Is TO wish ne good night and
to renew their testimony of profound respect
and pleasure over he PRIVILEGE Of serving me.
1t WAS difficult at first 10 preserve the neees-
sary dignity for the ceremony, but now l am
as mslcstlcally gracious as any other DO
tentate. The other day, on one of my rare
visits to the kitcnen, a hElrptn became loos-
ened and dropped without my mott, c. had
been seated in ny own room only a few mo-
ments when my housemar entered, bearing a
sn ali salver, which he presented to me with
many genudectiOnS. Fancy my surpr 90 to
see 3 little hairpu upon it. and TO learn from
my DrOud but embarrassed servitOr that il
had fallen - she kitchen floor from my mead.
Afterward found there had been discus
slOn as TO who should pick it up. and a most Il
quRrrei ~ 10 whom beiot Ged the iuestimabie
honor OF bearing IL to it, Owner!"