Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-10-20
BRIGHT BITS.

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pare to meet your doom, and here is white
shirt the country supplies for you.
Anarchist-Alas! has it come to that?-
| TId-Bits.
1T Is said that in all the 500 letters of Cicero
it is impossible to find one in which he says
word abou' the dress If the ladies of his time
1t Is inferred that Mrs. Cicero paid for her
own dresses, and the bills were never sent to
| her NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Hsrold.
VIRGILIAN RESEARCH The Worldly Girl
ike to study George, and he Is a study,
| but not as directly as my cousin George,
The Intellectual Grl-i es, they are study,
and think the most pleasant hours l have
had have been passed over my Georges, too
-Neto YnrH GyGDhtc.
AN artesian well at LAHORE, Dakota Ter
| ritory, Is attracting attention on account of
the medicinal qualities Of the water. 1t is
said that its use will put an end to the desire
| for alcoholic drinks. We earnestly commend
| the use Of this water to our brethren of the
Prohibition part. -PhilddeJDhiG NetoS.
No DOUBT ABOUT IT.-Smith-WeH, nv
| dear fellow, | must say you do get very finely
| fl ting clothes. would like to see your tai
| lor.
Jones--Why, you know him; you used to
deal with HIM last winter; gentleman, be
| lieve me, and he would be overjOyed to see
| yOu.-Eschdnge.
Two gentlemen in the smoker. One of them
mentions lady the other had just left In the
Pullman, and says: you are related to herr"
"Then you are related?"
Yes, but only by marriage"
81 do not wish 10 be uncOmplimentary to
any friend of yours, but am glad of that"
$50 am l."
by the way, how are you related by mar
riageP"
''She is my wife."-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
He HAD HAD SIMILAR ExPERIENCE.-Dur-
ing a thunderstorm recently in town up In
NewYork State man hurrylng toa shelter was
knnpkp1 Al Y nf He
was taken into a hotel, and after he had been
lahored with for some time he recovered.
Struggling to his feet he gazed upon the anxI-
Gus faces surrounding him, and remarked
with an air of severity
Gentlemen. If order has been restored, we
will proceed with the game"
1t is unnecessary to mention his profession,
-PittS6uT0 DiS6dtch.
A REIGN OF William Anaway.
do you know it's O'Clock tn the morning?
Do YOU know I've been alone in this house ali
night? Do you know the condition you're in?
Am going to-
''N-now don gettex- gettex- dom ettexcited.
I'll pup proteck We, dear. Couldn't gittome
minute sooner Great-hic-e earthquake down
town. Big-fsh-big fshures clear cross
street. Hadto gettaplankan'-an'-an Law
cross it to git over on, Clifton your clothes
hic-an' come out of house fore 1t falls down
on you"
She falls down on HIM and he thinks for the
next half hour that the earthquake has come
back to put in few extra Observation-Disclosures
Eagle
A PHILosOPHER.-"Come, let's cross the
street." said man to a friend, with whom he
was walking. II don't want to meet that
fellow Splggot. owe him."
'Why are you so much afraid to dayP You
met him yesterday and shook hands with
him."
''Yes. but it was different them"
''Why sos"
because | had on old clothes yesterday,
but have on a new suit to-day. My dear fell
low" affectlonately taking his friends arm
"nothing can rival a suit Of new clothes in the
matter of inviting duns. If you owe a man
he thinks it is your duty to wear sack-cloth
and ashes until you pay him.-ArkdasdO
IrdUeleT.
TAXING BIG CHANCRs.-"You ask me to
marry you, George" she said slowly. "Do
you know that am rch?"
Yes"
I'm my own right?"
yes"
"And that you will have to come to me for
money!"
"Yes."
Even for car farce"
'Yes."
"And that you may have to walk in pleas
ant weather~
Yes"
"And you are willing to marry me and take
the chances?"
"Yes."
'"Then am yours, George, and 1 hope you
may be happy."-Neto York Sun.