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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
Not symptoms, but the Disease.

1t would seem to be truth appreciable by
all. and especially by professors Of the healing
art, that to remove the disease. not to alleviate
its symptoms, should be the chief aim of med
ication. Yet in bow many instances do we
see this truth admitted in theory, ignored in
practice. The eason that Hostetters Stomach
Bitters is successful in so many cases, with
which remedies previously tried were mad
eQuate to cope, is attributable to the fact that
1t ia a medicine which reaches and removes
the causes of the various maladies to which it
10 adapted. Indigestion. fever and ague. liver
complaint, govt, rheums tlsm. disorder of the
bowels urinary affections and other maladies
are not prlliated merely. but rooted out by it,
1t goes to the fountain head. 1t is really. not
Dominally. radical remedy, and 1t endows
the system with an amount of vigor which is
its bs6t protegsaun aaxinst digsAss,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
Male Hysteria.

The medical journals are having .
discussion on male hysteria. A CORE
spondent of the Medical and Surgical
Reporter gives the following case:
A prominent physician of Paterson,
N. j., was arrested short time since
under very curious and amusing circum-
stances. The physician was summoned
to attend person who was said to be
suffering from cramps, and the follow
ing is the statement made subsequently
to the Police Justice by the patient of the
treatment he received: when the doc
tor arrived was on the lounge in great
misery. He felt my pulse, and then be-
gan to cuff me, first on one side Of the
head and then on the other. Then he
hit me in the eye and knocked me off
the lounge and wiped the floor with me-
/ want him arrested"
perhaps it was some sort of treat
ment the doctor was giving you," sug-
gested Recorder Greaves.
What! Knock man on the head
and hit him in the eye for pain at the
pit of the stomach? No, | guess mott
want him arrested.
The warrant was after while issued,
and the doctor, in his turn, made a
statement of the affair: Why" said he.
81 found the man suffering from hys-
terra. His pulse and condition showed
that he really had no such cramps as lie
described. No doubt he thought he
had, but it was purely nervous trou-
Bile. tried to engage his thoughts and
get them off the apparent seat of pain,
but, being unable to do so in any other
way, i had recourse to the old-fashioned
method of making him angry; slapped
his cheeks and rubbed his ears. As
soon as he got angry he experienced q
change of the current of his thought
and the attack of hysteria was over.
That ended the pain. That is frequent
remedy in a hypochondriacal attack. "
What the result of the arrest was does
not appear, but the physician was prob.
ably discharged.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
He Saw the Sign,

1t was on the piazza of Tucson no
tel. Three men sat there in the warm
and drowsy afternoon. They had un-
covered their heads for comfort, and
they were all bald A little streak of
sunlight gilded the skulls, and as the
men sat there another came up and
looked at them. Then he slowly took
out his revolver. A simultaneous move
ment took place on the part of the three
men, but the stranger waved his hand
for peace, and, holding up his weapon,
asked the middle man:
How much will you give me on it?"
"What do you mean?"
GLOW much will you give me on itP"
''Sir! Do you take this for pawn
brokers' shop?'
''Well, didn't know. l see the sign
there-three balls" and every man put
on his hat is he took in the situation.
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

One-quarter of the live stock of the
country is owned and fed in the south
The south has 100000, 900 invested in
milch cows, oxen, other cattle, sheep,
hogs, horses and mules. The south owns
one-third of the mich COWS, oxen other
cattle and hogs of the country, or fully
her proportion according to population.
One-quarter of the sheep of the country
are kept in the south, when ten years
ago the proportion was only one-seventh.
The negroes own very little live
stock, unless dogs are included under
this head.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
MIRACULOUS ESCAPE,

W. w. Reed, druggist, of Winchester,
Ind, writes: zone of my customers,
Mrs. Louisa Pike, Bartonia, Randolph
Co., Ind, was long sufferer with Con
sumption, and was given up to die by
her PHYSICIANS. She heard of DR.. Kings
Nav Discovery for Consumption and
began buying it Of me. I six months
time she walked to this city, distance
of ak miles, and is now so much i'm
proved she has quit using it. She feels
she owes her life to it." Free Trial Bot.
ties at 81. Hinrichs Drug Store. 6
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

The two great points in heating a
room are useful to be remembered: 1t is
necessary to WARM tee walls and win
dows SO that they may not abstract heat
by radiation. and to provide for the en-
trance and dispersion OF fresh ar with
out the danger of draughts. Open fires
are the best means of heating and ven-
tilating combined which has yet been
discovered.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

The proprietors of Ely's Cream Balm
do not claim it to be cule-aIl, but q
sure remedy Tor Catarrh, Colds in the
Head and Hay Fever. 1t is not a liquid
or snuff, but is easily applied with the
finger. 1t gives relief at one. Price SOC
I have bad nasal catarrh for ten years
80 bad that there were great sores in my
most, and one place was eaten through
1 got Ely's Cream Balm. Two bottles
did the work. My nose and head is well
feel like another man-C. S. McMillen,
Sibley, Jackson Co., Mo.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

A young man in Bath, Me-, recently
called on young lady and staid SO late
that the indignant mother called a
policeman and had the visitor sent to
the lookup. He was released the next
day on agreeing to leave town, and the
people of Bath justify the punishment
on the ground that an example is
needed.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
a GARD.

To all who are suffering from the errors and in
discretions of youth, nervous weakness, early de-
cay, loss of manhood. etc, will send a recipe
50. will cure you FREE OF CHARGE. This
great remedy was discovered by missionary in
South America. Send a seIf-addressed envelope
to the REV JOSEPH T. INMAN. Station D., New
York City. septl0-oo
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

F. @. Buerstatte and a. Hinrichs will
refund the price paid if Acker's Blood
Elixir does not relieve any skin or blood
disorder. A new, but thoroughly tested
discovery.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11

A mixture of zinc white with zinc
chloride is found to furnish a paint of
great value both for wood and metals.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
WAINIIrINt is prepared from the Extract Of
UNlNU tING Black Walnut HuEis aud Mex

u1AIElJYfNc is prepared from the Extract OF
UnIMQ lIHL Black Walnut HuIis aud Mex
lean Soap Root with vosaiine and other ingredients
(aereeabiy perfumed) In the Walnut tsulis we get
the Celorins and Astringeat matter, In the Sasa-
lire we get the Softenin. and Dressing qualities
In the Mexican Soap Root we get the Cleansing
and effects at the roots OF the hair
not Dye! I'VE do Nitrate Of silver1 We in
yite Ladies and Gentlemen-OLD or YOUNG, BALD or
GRAY-to use WALNUTINE, knowing that its effect
you to recommend it to Others who desire TO
prcduce healthy growth OF dark brown hair 1t will
gradually change and restore Gray hair TO its lat
uraI color. without dscolorng the skin. 1t also
moves Scaly Humors and Dandrua and prevents the
hair from falling off. We recommend the disuse
Of ALL OLD REMEDIES and trial OF this NEW DIS
COVERY II is Internationally the Best Hair Re-
storative, Tonic and Dressing EVER MADE!
1t is sold by all Druggists cent less than the old
. per bottle, LARGE SIZE.
AXE any other article-insst on having VALENTINE
YOU cali for it. j. H. BOND & CO., Chicago, Pro-
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Opnce-o priced cent pei
L
J.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
HOW 10 USE
CREAM BALM.

Place a particle O
the Balm into eacf
nostril & draw stronG
breaths through th,
nose. 1t will be alb
sorbed and begin it
work ofcleansing ane
healing the diseased
membrane. 1t allays
inflammation and pre-
vents fresh colds.
NoTaLIouIc or SNUFF
A few applications
relieve. A thorough
treatment will cure.
circular, Price SOC.
ELY BR0THEl
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1886-02-11
N Il w
N Il w
MEAT MARKET
JOHN PITT, Proprietor.
York Street, between 9TH and 9Th.

have opened new Meat Market. on Yorkstreet
where / shall keep constantly on hand all kinds o.
fresh meats By fair dealing and just weight hope
TO receive a share ofyour patronage. -.
inn2o-12m John PITT.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
FORT ATKINSON.

MARRIED-At the residence OF John
Welder, in this city, March %, 1886, b,
o. E. Curtis, Justice Of the Peace, John
Stahl and Miss Eva Harris. The con-
tracing parties are from Whitewater.
Frank E. i5cribner and Carrie B. Buss
were married by Rev. R. G. Spaford, at
his rooms on Thursday evening, March
Is, 1886.
Wednesday noon John Stefens became
temporarily insane from the effects of
liquor he had drank, and attempted to
take the life of his wife with an ak. Mrs.
Steffers fled to neighbours and was let
in the front door, Immediately boiling it
after her She then ran with her pro
tector out the back door hearing in her
flight the crashing of the ak through a
front window.
Joseph Morris showed us a fine Short
Horn bull Tuesday that was brought up
entirely on skim. milk, excepting. a little
bran, oil meal, corn and oats. He show
ed the fine round beefy form and there
was evidently, as his owner claimed, 'lots
of money in him.
Edison Ives loaded two "a foot box cars
with stock and household goods and de-
parted for Alexandra, Dakota, Wednes-
day accompanied by his brother Nathan
and his portable farming TOOLS Union.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
ONLY AN INCIDENT.
How Young Man Won q Bride in Rail-
way Car.

A few evenings ago (writes a South
ern LADY, the conversation turned upon
suitable times and places for courtships
l said | had once been an accidental
eye-aOjtneoS-sha1l l call it?-to pro-
pOsal on the cars. ''Oh, tell usn'
'Please do let us hear" exclaimed ten
young voices and two mature ones. /
could not resist, and after the recital,
which was suitably applauded, lady,
whose opinion value, begged that I
would send it to Harper. [ hope the
parties TO me-will take no
ofense Ii they recognize the courtship
as their property. [ have heard,
though, that at such an absorbing
moment the identical words used are
seldom remembered.
I was sitting on train about to
leave Richmond, Va, for Petersburg,
when bridal party came on, and one
of the bridemaids occupied the vacant
seat by my side. The coach was
crowded, and her special escort could
not find a seat, but contented himself
by standing in the isle at her side, con-
versing about the events of the day. 1t
become dark, and [ closed the book [
had been reading, and leaned my head
on the window, and closed my eyes,
simply to rest them. Nothing was
farther from my thoughts than to be
an eavesdropper, but so in the event [
proved to be; for in the darkening twi-
light the absorbed couple, supposing
ma TO bn int a1c
low tone, each word of which struck
upon my ear as clear as a bell, for IN
his earnestness he leaned on the back of
the seat ahead of Us, his face, as you
can picture for yourself, forming with
the lady's ear and mine an equilateral
triangle. In free America, and on
public conveyance, | did not think it
necessary to remind them Of my pres
ence. Presently be bent closer, and
whispered: 'sYou must know by this
time what my attentions to you mean.
May | hope that [ may claim you as
mineP"
After little pause she said: 81 am
very sorry, but am afraid our paths
through life will have to diUerge."
He expostulated, Of course; then,
heayinga deep sign, walked away.
The twilight deepened, and I still
rested my eyes. After awhile the dis
consulate lover returned and renewed
his suit, saying: Il have spent fifteen
wretehed minutes. Can you give me
no hope?'
Her voice in the cleaning sounded
like music to him, [ have no doubt, as
she answered: II have been thinking
over what I told you. No one knows
what viii be in the future, and perhaps
our paths may concierge.
Just then the whistle blew for NV
station, and gathering up my posses
sions, l was preparing 80 depart, when
he exclaimed, joyfully: 'sDo you get
off here? Allow me to help you with
these" And with shining eyes he took
my sachel and parcels, and helped me
off, even controlling himself so far as to
bow respectfully as | left.
On looking back | could see the lady
in my seat by the window, and the
happy lover sitting by her side. The
whistle blew, the train started and
the curtain fell.-Ha9per' 4Nag0@tne.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

The April Eclectic recommends itself
strongly to the lover of sound thought
and good literature The place OF honor
is given to discussion of Mr. Gladstone's 3
recent articles on the biblical comogony,
by Prof Huxley ard Henry Drummond
An interesting paper on "Millais," by
Walter Armstrong, gives graphic sketch
Of the man who. take him all iu all,
stands at the head Of the English art
world Theodore Childs paper on the
United States. entitled Through the
States" IS causic, but he often hits the
nail Oh the head, and read between the
lines shows deep appreciation and ad-
miratiOn. Frederick Harrison attacks
large class with deserved satire in his
article "a Pedantic Nuisance" Ell
Godkin contributes scholarly and
searching analysis of republican govern
ment in "A New View of American
Government, and this paper is well
seconded by G. @. Swayn's dialogue on
the Irish difficulty. Other striking papers
are The Gladstone Myth" a brilliant
piece of satirical humor, and John Nor
'ey's discussion of ''Sir Ii Name on
Popular Government" The Literary
Notes, Foreign Literary Notes and Mis-
cellany are, as usual, full and interesting
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
e
What an Indian Can Eat.

can Indian en- eat anything" said
a Robert Street commission merchants
as two ancient children of the forest
with well-filled bags over their backs
made their exit from the store-room.
s'These squaws come here once or twice
week." he continued, '.and beg for
tainted meat and decayed vegetables
and fruit. They will take every thing
we give EN-, and will put the stuff into
their sacks and carry it off. l have
given them stuff that no white being
would think of eating, and they seem
to think it is all right. | asked one of
them how they could eat such strong
smelling meat, when she informed me
that in cooking it they destroyed che
offensive odor. For all l know. these
squaws keep Indian boarding houses" F"
st. Paul Pioneer Press.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
WATERLOO.

A disgusting, disgraceful broil took
place in and near two of the liquor sa-
looms on Tuesday afternoon and evening.
The police part of our village govern
ment is mere farce, except the draw
ing Of the salary, which has been attended
to with great regularity.
A string band consisting of ten mem
bers has been formed here
Thirteen hundred and fifty pounds was
the weight of year old Short Horn
steer raised by 9. Perry. of Portland.
L. z. Knowlton hes one of the same breed
and3age which turned the scale az 1920.
Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
HORIZON.

Miss Emma Nelson, who has been at
tending our high school for the past two
years left Monday evening for her home
at Alderly.
Dr.. P. F. Shillock, regular FRACTION
er, will locate here, expecting to arrive
in about week.
We understand that Judge Lamoreux
contemplates going into the banking
business, at Mayville, in the near future.
Mrs. E. Bahinger died at her home
near Neosha, the funeral services occur :
ring on Wednesday last.
Married at the residence OF NJ. A. De-
witz near Horizon, March 18, by Rev.
John Tenney, Grant T. Herrick and Miss
Emma L. DEWITT -Reporter.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

In the pursuit of the good things in
this worlu we anticipate too much; we
sat out the heart and sweetness of worldly
pleasures by delightful forethougbt of
them. The results obtained from the
uses of DIR. Jones Red Clover Tonic far
exceed all claims. 1t cures dyspepsia,
and all stomach, liver, kidney and blad-
der troubles. 1t is a perfect tonic,
appetizer, blood purifier, sure cure for
ague and malarial diseases. Price so
cents.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
NO.. g..

Inexeusable folly.-To indure dyspep-
sia when DIR. Bulls Baltimore Pills viii
cure the malady.
Mary's lamb with snow white fleece
only needs Days Horse Powder to make
it strong.
Why do so many parents think children
troublesome? Because they cry; and
they cry because they suffer Remedy
DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
PALMYRA.

John Antweiler, son of Philip Ant
weller, who had been in California for
some time, returned last week to visit
the family in the old home.
Tt has been determined to erect COM
bined creamery and cheese manufactory
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
in this village.

The ice houses and machinery were
sold in this place on Friday IN a mort
gage held by O. L. Rosencrans, of Mil
waukee. They were bought by him for
$1,000.
Died-At bis home in Palmyra, on
Tuesday, March 16, 1886, of typhoid fe-
yer,FJames Gilbert, aged 49 years and 9
months. Enterprise.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

Mr. and Mrs. John Biederman were
almost sdffocated during one night the
latter part of last week, by coal gas es
Gaping from their stove. When Mr.. B.
aw"ke in the morning be attempted to
get up and walk, but fell TO the floor
His wife being aroused by the noise,
attempted to 60 to bis assistance, but she
also fell to the floor, but with considerable
effort succeeded in reaching the door and
called for help. Her cries aroused the
neighbors who Immediately summoned
DR. Reed. At present all are well again.
banner.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

son George, recently OF Santa Fe. New
Mexico, are guests of G. L. Hubbs and
family.
quite number of young men of this
town and vicinity have soueh employ
ment elsewhere this spring, because there
is no opening here.
The passenger train on this division
which leaves Milwaukee at 2: 20 D m.
and passes through here at 4:46, killed a
man Just east of Sullivan last Thursday.
His name was j. J. Briefly, whose home
was formerly at Leroy, New York, where
his mother still lives. He was about 40
years OF age. His parents were wealthy
and respectable people, who have hereto
fore well provided for him, but being of n
roylpg disposition took to trampipg,
which he has ipdustrionsly followed TOR
the last teB years. 1t is understood that
ne had very respectable relatives at
Deerfeld.
Abe base ball fever is at its height
where the clubs are being formed. Lake
Mnls will probably be represented in the
ball world by good organization, as it
"" 's7O NAi oh.houSu Ii HO ulON0 LOWaIuS
Organization has been made as vet.
f. b Fargo has recently put in another
DeLayel separator, and is now doing a
rushing business for this time of year
About 41O0 pounds of milk are received
daily.
The village board contemplate getting
a quit claim deed Of the village park so
that whenever 1t is deemed advisable
portion of it csn be used for other pur-
poses than park. Leader.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
WHITE ARD C0L0aND.
These shirts now easily lead all other
brands, because they are the
cheapest and the best

Manufactured from choice selected material on
approved patterns by experienced operators
they possess all the desirable features of other
brands combined with valuable improvements
controlled by the manufacturers The marke
is filed with alleged shirts carelessy made
from inferior materials, which can only be relied
upon in one respect, namely, to give perfect dis
satisfaction. Against such goods we place with
confidence the GOLD and SILVER Shirts which
are superior in quality, correct in style and
perfect in finish. Shirts bearing the Gold and
Silver brands can be depended upon Gentle
men trying them will be pleased with their ex-
act fit and elegant finish. while in addition they
are so faced and reinforced as to give twice the
service of ordinary goods l7m2
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
eDnr Jleiohbors. Z
LAKE MILLS.

Rev. e. s, Hubbs, daughter Alice and
son George, recently OF Santa Fe, New
Mexico, ere guests of G. L. Hubbs and
family.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

Fish are being caught in great numbers
below the dam, and both shores of Rock
river will soon be lined with fishermen.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

George Grimm returned last week
Thursday from a visit of week in Da-
kota.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31
JEFFERSON

w. z. Forsyth returned from bis trip
to California on last Tuesday much i'm
proved in health aud well satisfied with
his vacation.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

Jacob Madole, who is suffering from
stroke Of paralysis we understand is very
low
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-03-31

1he rumOr on our streets that Julius
Lueck, reported as missing several weeks
ago bad been heard from and that he is
in Dakota, is untrue. In conversation
with Mrs. Lueck yesterday, she Informed
us that she had not heard from him. nor
have any oi his relatives in this citv.