New-York tribune., 1886-02-10
THE TALK or IHE DAY.

Tho Rnpioau Home for Lepers was recently dedicated
with imposing ceremonies ON the sandwich Islands
Royalty graced the with It's presence. brass
hand played f. ola IA Moi dong Live the King. Some
lcprous children sang Hoe \ Man, the Hawaiian version
Of" Pun the shore" and Home MaSai (iome' sweet
Uomel The closed by the singing or the
national anthem Hawaii Ponol The Home was pro-
ecte by and Is In charge OF band Of devoted Sisters OF
Charity from the FRANCISCAN Convent IN Syracuse, " u
Tho Roman Catholic Church deserves great credit for Its
selrdenyIng laburs To the sand Sich Islands.
Why Henry B. Hyde smiles: Because he has just read
In the paper, that OF the quickest pass ges that has
the snip Henry yde. which left san francisco October
- arrived at her destination Liverpool last Tues
day, making the passage IN nlnoty-slN days
The Christian Adrocate wakes indignant over the fol-
lowing paragraph which recently appeared IN secular
p,pcr Tue Methodists OF -- had full house and a
grand dime on Christmas at the church. Many pres
ont, were distributed nom the tree. Every widow re-
ceiycd a package Of candy. few married and young
Ladies' were disguised and sold TO The highest bidder The
gentlemen were very spirited bidders as the highest
price realized was ouv 40 cents The purchaser. with
III, urizc was provided with ticket for the amount for
which they received lunch together IN the basement
A good story Is told OF Ex-Governor Long. OF Massa
hu,rtts and Congressman Reed OF Name. A news
dli,trs recently mentioned Mr. Long aud Mr.. Reed as
among the number. few dy later ne met Mr. Lon z
who thanked HIN FOR tbs compliment, but SAID " You
VIII have 70 withdraw my name now. Heed an nave
made IA bargain. lie has offered me Sl3 to withdraw IN
Ina ,,or and make speech nom mating him At the
Rrpubican Convention. The only hitch In the proceed
ns. that want the 80 down. but he wants TO pay
- now and te other $40 after tho speech Is made
Lewiston CeJ journal
Professor Berry, Of Carmi. H.. says that no is an
Egyptian scientist and tornado crank BY holding his
ear TO the gronnd he tell cyclone when 1t s many
miles away aud has exclusive Information in regard TO
wonderful Cave Of the Winds situated in the rocky fast
pesrs OF the ozark region. We confidently expect to
see Professor Berry blossom out as regular royal arch
weather prophet
4 Malien schoolmstre ress thinks that some OF her
pupils compositions are iunnier thdn anything OF MARX
of twelve years she cites the following: Sensible
senslbe fashions" Another hopeful OF hers, writing
ON tho subject " Rainy Afternoon, evolved from AN
the following sentence IL rained hard, and coul
not 20 aud so won't out IN the shed and sod
some wood" In little straw frame her msnte Is a
seutcnce from pen OF her youngest aud brightest
given IN answer TO the request write. III twenty
n au, that stands up he Is not very big and he has
to work for u living Boston Record
We aIe pleased to notice that about week sun
dry organs OF President print powerful articles
stating that he the greatest ruler that has appeared
ON this sln-sck earth since the days OF Tuba Cain.
After marshaling all the worthless OF the past before
the readers gaze-Alexandor. Caesar, Napoleon Il Co.
they conclude by chanting In unison pyrrhc ode to
"our Grove" a. the nOblest Roman OF them all This Is
what the country needs. In ordinary cases greatness
reveals Itself without the aid Of volunteer horn blowers
but these days OF phu-ccCuIcily JOuI
great is apt TO DO underestimateu Let lhe ooVeS
continue to tOot.
Attic monthly called The Gidcier has been started by
the Tlinket Training Academy OF Fort wransel Alaska
Its mau object Will be to furnish the patrons OF tnat In
stituton with monthly statement OF its progress, con
dton and needs
Professor Baird, of the Frh Commission Is about 60
place 100000 young goldfish IN t9e waters Oh ne Gun
Mexico lie has great lth IN the success OF the OK
perlment II he tries the Plymouth Rock cod they Will
not stay. They To i've by tho sway and swash OF
the cold against granite boulders and pick up the
food made Tor them Might as Wen iransrer tue Sew'
England saud-Deddod clam To the mud OF Potomac uats
-tNew-Orloans Plcayune.
The Netc Orleans Picayune doesn't like the plan fire.
qucny adopted of admitting peOpls to revival meetings
by ticket IL says: "By careful and judicous dstr-
tickets OF invitation 1t is believed that all sin
ners can be kept away from Moody and Sankoy revival
meetings."
Speaking of walters reminds of Glendivc, Montana
sleep and when We registered tho landlord showed out
old dOuDle-enry Journal for Us to record our naes
before could get our rooms assigned US we hdu 70
forlyhve minutes for the landlord to collect pay ioI
thirteen drinks and ick personal friend Flualy Who
got around me, he tOd me that couu scep III TUG
night barteDdcrs bed. as he would be up all hlSht ana
might possibly get killed aud never need IL again any
how 1t would ~ cash IN advance to sleep one
night In the bartenders bed he sad ana the nouso waS
bumed full that he and his wife had got to walt TIL
things KIND Of queted down and thon they would have
to put mattress the ftoenball pool liable ana sleep
there BIZ Nye In Boston Globe
Itis said that Greek dinners becoming very popu-
lar in Philadelphia. 1t Just makes cultured Phadel-
phian feel like tickling himself when he can have Mara
thon SOUP Archipelago fish, Athenian beef, Spartan
fowl and Egean wIno mixed with water.
The newspapers Of the eete East slowly learning
to initiate tho graceful examples or Journalistic cour-
tesy by their brilliant contemporaries or the
entorprisng West The Boston Herald IN recent issue
remarks 1--WE mOdestly submit that our artist makes
tho venerable President Porter OF YALE less vilanous
looking person than esteemed lOw-toned oontempo-
rary's artisan across the way"-l Minneapolis Tribune
Columbia, 3. O.. "boasts" OF u cockpit which Is
licensed by the city council for $500 per annum. And
yet persons pretend to that tho Souths not
advancing with great strides toward the realization OF
lofty ideal
Another now horror and the year Is only six weeks
old. New-Y0rk paper announces that America has