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Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

Another peaceful Indian has been dis.
covered in Montana. He has been pet
rified for over one Thousand years.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

ATE sUPERINTENDING SURGEoEN
l. Northern Pacific Railroad. Physiclan
and Surgeon. OFFICE HoURs-W 10 IL A. M,
to4P. N. OFFICE-26 n. spring st., hooIns
S.gand 10. Residence, Makara House. Main
ST., between Third and Fourth Telephone
564 Day and night calls attended TO- slotf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

MO. 10, IA, 15 sCHUMACHER BLOCK.
IN Spring street, opposite Postomce. once
hours, 10 to II 4. NJ; to A and 2 to 9P. M.
EEs- Night cafs answered at office. Tele-
nhone M. 534. sep2l
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Pasturage.

Consumptives and ,nvalids should drink
Burke's porter.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

INSTRUCTION IN PIANO, GUITAR AND
/ Voice Culture. Terms IS month in
advance. Beginners in piano and guitar
II years experience. 3l9 Temple st. au7
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

LOugheed Tract. Free Carriage
Two p. M. See Chas. Victor Hall, l0M
Spring street, before youbuy.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

The only fruit crop that did not prove
a success in the Garden of Eden-The
early pair.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
excitement in Texas.

There is growing impression that the
dead languages were talked to death.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
EAST LOS ANGELES INSTITUTE.

BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL FOR
ID ;oung ladies' and children. Corner
griffin avenue and Kuhrts street. For cir
cular and admission address NINE. DELE
VAL, p. o. box 290. ol0
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Rmcx,en,s Arnica salve.

The new Fall bonnets they say will be
V shaped, The bills will be x shaped.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
DANCING ACADEMY.
MRS. n. a, FRAnCIS,

DANCING ACADEMY. OPERA HALL,
Juvenile class Saturday afternoon, "a
:, clock. Adult class in the evening, o'c CLOCK.
Residence. Wilson Block, First street, Room
NJ as oct9 I'm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

On account of the failure of the hop
crop the dancing schools will not be
well attended this year.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
CRY STEAM DYElRC AND CLEANING
WnRKS.--A. L9xRAlN.

OFFICE l40 SOUTH SPRING STKEET,
" opposite the old place. DYElNC
and CLEANING of every kind OF
ladies' and gents clothing. Grape, shawls'
and ribbons, lace curtains, blankets. made
equal to new. Black silk dresses made
specially. Dye works Ne Sc South Los An
geles St. Great reduction in price. auloom
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
PROF. CuYAS

WILL BE PREPARED TO RECEIVE HIS
w pupils in the spanish language on the
10th of September at his residence, "PlAZA
HOUSE,"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

Some of Euglands big guns are com;
ing to America. it is said. Yes ana
MANY of them are smooth bores.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

Lougheed rract. Free Carriage.
Two P. M. See Chas. Victor Hall, 1o19 s.
spring street, before you buv.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

The violinist is always up to his chin
in business.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

Burke's porter strengthens and tones the
system.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
GERMAN DYE WORKS,

40 SOUTH MAIN STREEr.-Dyeing and
10 cleaning OF blankets, 6annels and
sna WIS specially. GEORGE BoEkHOFF,
Proprietor. auo VI
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
ST. yIxcsNr,s COLLEGE,

SIXTH STREET. Course, Collegiate and
y Commercial. Tuition, embracing all
branches, $50 per annum. Tuition. with
board and lodging, $3.50 per annum. For
Catalogue address REV. A. ]. MEYER, c.
NJ, st. Vinceut's College, Los Angeles, Cal.
sepl9
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cERvaIsE PURCELL, 3. A. C. e.,

CONSULTING ENGINEER AND SUR
II veyor: Associate Member Institute
Civil Engineers. London. Room IA, Allen
Block, corner Spring and Temple. oltf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

40 Wells. Fargo & Cos Express Ofice.l
specialty-diseas es Of the head. throat and
chest, together with the eye, ear and heart'
Office hours, from $3.50 A. M. to p. M
sep25
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SPECkARIsSTS.
A. w. WELLS,

HEALER, 291a South
M Spring strees, Masonic Block, room 9.
Diseases treated successfully without meol,
cine. All eases of chronic dyspepsia and
constipation quickly and easily cured. OF I'm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

remember Your Eastern Friends
And send them box of crystalized Casifor-
mia fruits from the new store of Barnard &
benedict Fruit Crystalizing Co., 46 S. Spring
street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

EVExIWc GLASSES

TN ARCHITECTURAL DRAWING, MON.
i days, "Wednesday aud Fridays, from
lo9 p M. A. G. LUTGENS, Architect, 1872
n. Main st., room %. n9-Gt
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MRS. C. E. BOURCY

HAS REMOVED TO HER RESIDENCE,
Ill 145 Bellevue avenue, and Will make
Speciality of midwifery. Ladies wis hing to
be cared for can be accommodated at her
house She can always be found at home.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
To Err is Human ,

Out in Idaho the chestnut bells are
rung when q widow is married.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
LAuNDRIEs.
EYcEIsIOR STEAM LAUNDRY,

yVTALL STREET, YEAR CORNER SEW
w enth. Telephone No. 367 Our wagons
cali for and deliver washing In all parts OF
the city. Ali orders promptly attended 70.
only white labor employed. au6-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

JAMES SULLIVAN, of Salem, oregon
saws ne was cured of the Asthma by Gil
more's Magnetic Elixir. Forsale II. D.,
godfrey. Nadean Block,
The old reliable store OF q. =. heinEeman
sstill headquarters Tor drugs and medicines.
He has q full line of patent medicines, sell.
ne them In quantities suit at Eastern
prices.
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PHYSICIANS.
pAvs0N a NIICkINs. m. n.

~ NORTH MAIN STREET, ROOMS 1s,
10, 20 ana 21. Hours II A. NJ. to l p.
M.,2p.M. to4 Pm. Residence. s41 s. Hill
street. Telephone Office and residence, 25s.
Special treatment of eye. ear, nose and
throat diseases. nbtf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

CCOUCHEUR, PHYSICIAN AND SUR
II geOn. Once and residence 2O7 Temple
street. When desired, lady patients are
boarded during treatment OF diseases pecu-
liar tn their seq. auStf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
YOUNG LADIES' KSTITuTE-FCUR.
TEENTH TERM

MISS ACKLESON'S PRIVATE SCHOOL
for Young Ladies end Misses: opening day,
Monday, August 30th. 3l2 Second st.
qQ5 I'm
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EDUCATIONAL.
Los ANGELES CONSERVATORY or
MUSIC.

MO. 406 SOUTH MAIN STREET-Instruc.
IN tion furnished in all branches of Vocal
and instrumental music. Also Elocution
and Languages both ancient and modern.
Each department is under the charge OF
Professors having the highest testimonials,
both in Europe and the United States
Glasses in Harmony. Theory, Sight Reading
aud Vocal Music. Conversationals in Ger
man and French, and Musicales monthly,
for regular pupils Instruments furnished
for practice. Terms moderate. For partic.
ulars apply to MRS. Z. J. VALENTINE,
President. octl7-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

II YOU want real estate read the advertis
m ent of w. p. Mcintosh in another COLI IN
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

No. l alfalfa pasture at Wards ranch,
one mile southwest of Florence. Limited
number of horses taken. No wire fence.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
Los ANGELES STEAM DYEiMC AND
cleANlac ClnspaMY.

nFFICE-COR. MAIN and ARCADIA Sts
" opposite Wells, Fargo q Co. Dyeiig and
cleaning of every description of ladies' and
gents clothing. Orders taken and deliy-
cred. Send postal card. Telephone NO. ZII'
sep9 JAMES LARQUIER, Manager.
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pR. WM. HARRISON,
r.. E. CIACIuS M. D.,

OFFICE AND RESIDENCE, NEW DEM
" son House, Rooms and 4, BIG South
Main street. NIL I'm
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MC'PHERRON ACADEMY:

BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL for BOYS.
ID Grand avenue, between Sixth and Sew
enth streets. Excellent new building. Fall
term opened September 23d. 1886, and Is now
in successful progress. For circulars, ad-
dress McPHERRON BROS,
au3 602 Grand ave-. Los Angeles Cal.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

Nursing mothers should use Burke's por-
ter.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
DR.. T. J. MccARTY,
nR. j. NJ. REESE,

OFFICE AND RESIDENCE NORTHWES1
" corner sixth and Olive Streets. sep2o
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
Cure for Piles.

The Chinese invented paper in ITO B.
c. 1t was comic paper.-[Life.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
AkCIafTECTS.
JOHN c. PELToE, JR.,

RcBITECT. WILSON BLOCK, No. "a
A West First street, between Spring ana
Main. Room 20. ozl
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A. C. LuTcEMS,

A RCHITECT- Farmers q Merchants
n Bank Building, Room 20, NO. lS2 Nofth
Main street, Los Angeles. auZo
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ENGINEERs AND SURVEYORS.
w. r. MCCLURE,

CIYIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR.
~ U. s. Deputy Mineral Surveyor. 134
North Main street. Los Angeles, Cal. Tele-
phone No. SO. au5 ly
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comMEoc,nI NIGHT SCHOOL,

GUMMERCdNE U1CHI SCHUUIs4
HOUSEKEEPING, PENMANSHIP AND
d Arithmetic thoroughly taught at rooms
IL and II, Schumacher Block L. B. LAW
SON. Principal. aua
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j. TURNER, NJ. o.
M. m. H,LTON Williams,

OFFICE AND REsIDENcE-3l N. Main street
Los Angeles. aug2'
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@Iss MARTINS SCHOOL FOR Chill
OREE.
MRS. N. CArCHIRc,

E17 FLOWER ST., BETWEEN SIXTH
Cl and seventh, Reopens September
13, 1886. aug29 3m
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J. MILLS B0AL, N. ID.

90 NORTH SPRING STREET lover Peo6
OJ pies Store). Hours-10 to IL, to 3,
to 7:36 Residence, 347 Hill street. two doors
from Fifth street. Telephone No. l3o. oc24
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Or. CHARLES WIN. BRYspN
PERSONAL.
MISS COOLEY
mr. z. A. ne GAalHQi,

NNETAPHYSICIAN,2 263 s. Spring street
WI from to4P. NJ. sep7tf
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mn j. A. D0ucNeRrY,
DIR. 1. e. CONN,

DOOM -, ROEDER BLOCK, No. % South
III snrjno street. sepl6
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cEn. NJ: Cook. m. D.

OFFICE, 2s N. SPRING; RESIDENCE, 1875
~ $. Hill street, near Second. Specially
treatment OF rupture-to retain and TO cure
fants. Perfect fit. OIL
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Money to Loan.

w. P. MCINTOSH.
oct6 If 122 N. Spring Street.
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.,,y.asrna. A. E.ILANsBEE, M. D..
roeE rAllROrr. M. d,

OFFICE AND Residence 240 South Fort
Ia 6p. M. jlyl6
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

nFFfCE, 24O SOUTH FORT ST. with
" DR.. Follansbee.) Office hours, ~ TO Il
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
M 8. r.. MANNLNG

OFFICE AND RESIDENCE 81 South Fort
" street. O1tice hours-9 to II A. M. 10
P, III. Telephone 232. nVlo
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
DR.. cfO. e. PvCK,

I TTOME .ATHl5T-Ott1ce Hours-l1 to
III AM, 2 10 P. NJ. Otfice-Nos. ano
Oud Fellows Building, Los Angeles, Cal
| 1.-Two
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
DENTISTS.
mAssER & WILDER,

nENTISTS-Haver removed from the Ma.
~ 6eau Block to the Hellman i ock, cor
ner Main and Commercial ST cts, over
Farmers and Merchants Bank. jly15
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17

A RCHITFCT AND SURVEYOR Room TO-
"A Phillips Block, Main street. Residence
Vest Washington street, Los Angeles, Cal
Twenty-two wears experience. au4-ti
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-11-17
SAMUEL AND JOSEPH C. NEWsUM,

A RoHITECTs-Room 2, 1OS North Main
"A ~ 90 ANGELES aul8-tf
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Advantage Of Color Blindness.

1t might surprise you to know that oc-
casionally total color blindness has proven
o decided advantage. All colors appear
ing to such an one as shades of gray, or
black, or white. An engraver thus af-
fected would possess keener ability to
discern fine lines. A clerk in a mourning
goods department of large dry goods
store received extra compensation for his
acute eye for shades when it was found to
depend on total color blindness. Such
cases are Exceptional as can be imagined
when railroad men are discharged for in
ability to distinguish red from green
lantern. Postoffice clerks have run short
in their cash accounts through selling
stamps of the wrong denomination, the
differently colored sheets getting into
the wrong rawers.-Lithographer and
Printer
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Snhcrin- OF Drunken Men.

Passing by Turkish bathroom at a
late hour the other might ! noticed two
halr-drunken men Soing i'll TO take baths.
Returning the same way sometimes later
I saw these two ,Icn coming out appar-
entity sober and fresh looking. Having
my curiosity arois"'l, accostcd the pro
prietor as 80 what he had done for them.
He said: I'VE gave them baths and rubbed
them down in the regular way. 1t sobers
a man up and puts,him in condition to
go home to his family without giving HIM
self away as having made night of it. I
make specially Of this thing, and keep
open all night. | usually treat about
twelve or fifteen such rnsTevery night. -
Cor. New York News
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
BrcviticS.

Some skilled naturalist may I've able to eI-
plain how little inch-and-f-half canary bird
can moult full half blshcl of feathers all
over the dining room carpet every morning,
but we confess it beats lls.-Somcrwille Jour-
nal
A child was shown the picture Of red man
of the forest in puris naturalibus II thought,
mamma, that savagcs wore feathers" $50
they do my darling" "Wc!l, but this one!
"Oh he's mouting. It'd Bits.
The many friends of the late Professor
Archin!ales will be surprised TO learn from
The Buffalo News that it w;ls the deceased
Si"nor Galilco who had the earth and 4
lever, and stood in need of 4 fulcrum. Buffalo
Express.
\ Chicago minister preached last Sunday
on ~ hat Can DO to b.. Saved" 1t would
seem that about the first lnav" would Tie to
get ont of Chicago. E>t"!inc ID. r. Bell
A tramp who was mcndiny his clothes re-
marked 20 Il .rlS>cr-by that h. WAS Obliged to
spend Il great deal Of time in looking after
his rents Merchant Traveller.
The Bibles printed i'll Chicago have three
blank pages for divorces AMI rs many for
clopcm;..lt> T'hc blank pages are so arranged
that the newspaper articles on the family
topics can be pasted in hy the column.-Tcxas
Sitting.
Mercy on me- Mary, where have you hc"n!
Tie back of your dress is covered with dust.
You have not been sitting on the front steps,
hope" No, ma, l couldn't get tn" piano
stool high enough SO put the big Bible Oh
it."-Topeka Lance.
Wood pulp is now us,al for the manufacture
of hats When the wooden hat comes into
general Use it will lc difficult for ao!I" men
to mark the distinguishing line between the
hat AMI the head --Elmr:t Advertiser.
Counsel for defclisc-tirntlrmcn Of the
Jury, if ever there was Il case which, moro
than any other case, challenged careful COM
pariScn with similar Gases, this case is that
c;lSr.--FiieseliCle Blactter.
One way to settle the fishery difficulties:
Let Detroit baseball team so over to Canada
and play three games with any Canada club,
the best two out of three to take the iish-and
the cake-Detroit Free Press
Hardly asybody would care to change
places with the turtle, and yet he has great
snnp-Ncw Haven News.
I a Sunday school teacher in Ltchtield told
his infants to ask any questions they had In
their minds, and little one asked, when is
the circus coming1"-Christian at Work.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Failure of the Phonograph.

Phonographs have never become more
than y toy, although great things were
predicted of it. Edison did nothing more
with it and turned his attention to tho
more profitable work Of perfec:ing the
system of incandescent lighting that has
since been such Il success The trouble
with the photograph was that the TN
foil was not soft enough 20 take the I'M
preston of the sound-Wares deep enough
to make the machinery talk loudly when
its time came to talk. In fact the phono-
graph WAS very good listener, but a poor
repeater of conversations. What Il pity
It is that humanity is not built more o."
the basis of the phonograph. detroit Free
Press
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
The Lives Of Newsglrls.

Little has been done or can be said In
newspaper columns concerning the life or
newsgirls. For few of them can the same
excuse be offered as for the boys, that it
is the legitimate and only occupation by
which they must earn their bread. 1t is
not believed that there is one Of them
who has not home and some person who
should keep her off the streets. Some OF
them, however, are wayward naturally,
or have been made so. by evil associations
in their extreme youth, while others-and
the greatest number, it is 70 be feared
are knowingly sent out to the life OF de-
moralization and vice that is inevitable
by the very persons who should most
carefully have guarded them from such
fate. There are, Of course, some few eX-
ception in the cases Of girls who so ont to
sell papers with their mothers who have
established stands, and though forced by
poverty to employ their children's aid IN
the battle of life, strive in so doing to
shield them from evil by keeping them as
closely as possible to the maternal apron
strings. Even then, it is rare that their
daughters escape contamination from the
thoroughly corrupt girls of their own age
with whom they are brought in contact
daily.
The great body of the newsgirls run
ming wild on the street have acquired
knowledge OF and proficiency in vice be-
fore they have grown old enough to rec
ognize it's degradation and the inevitable
ruinous consequences. The older ones
educate the younger in vice; the youngest
strive to emulate in all of which they
should be innocent. A large proportion
of them are Italians, and many are very
pretty while they are very young. In fact,
a newsgirl has little hope of success if she
is not pretty and soon finds herself forced
out of competition to other walks in life
where good looks are not so essential
New York Sun.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Views of the City.

A standard business in every large city
now IS the sale of Photographic albums of
the principal buildings, parks and public
resorts of the city. Foc many years this
business was confined to European cities
Gradually the album came in vogue in
New York, and Washington city; but now
the perfection to which photo.lithographs
have been reduced makes their publica-
ton a matter of such slight cost, that
every city has its publications of views,
and few travellers pass through city OF
any note without possessing themselves of
one of these cheap and interesting souv-
enirs of the visit. Formerly such an al
bum of ST. Louis views as now sells for
81 cents would have been cheap at So
"G. c." in Globe-Democrat.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Starvation in Egypt.

A fellow-mania makes US wondrous
kind. and the chief creditor of the castle
building crank of Hohenschwangau now
turns out to be the castle-building eX-
khedive. During the fourteen years OF
his administration the viceroy OF Egypt
built away some 200, 900, 900 francs, wrung
from the ife-blood of starving toilers.
Nine-tenths of the population of EgyN
are, in the most liberal sense, subsls ting
upon the bare necessities of the vital pro-
cess; a little rice, little durrha corn,
baked into hard cakes, and washed down
with drduSht Of ditch water. Professor
EXlinger, on his recent survey OF me
,Sid, was for miles followed by a barefoot
boy, who every now and then approached.
the wagon and watched the workings OF
the instrument with haggard eyes
Ascriblng his persistence to al impulse
of scientific curiosity, the professor asked
his dragoman to hand him a telescope ana
invite him to take peep at the distant
mountains. Hes after something else,
guess" laughed the interpreter, and
short conversation suflced to confirm
that theory. "There is some corn split IN
your wagon" said the dragoman, "and
this youngster asks your permission 10
eat handful of it." The corn-hard,
dry, maize corn-was swiftly absorbed by
the youthful son of the desert, who, with
the same promptitude, devoured quart
Of dried fruit and lot of fluid butter, but
took to his heels like deer when the
drasoman handed him 4 paper full OF
mustard pickles and yelled at him for
dropping them after the first bite.-Dr.
Felix L. Oswald.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
MACHINE SHOP

NOR TIE CONNENlANCE OF
I Farmers and Mill Men. we have open
cd REPAIR AND SUPPLY SllOf on
Mr.. II. Riggs corner, and will h" prepared
TO do all necessary ENGINE AND GIN
REPAIRING with pr"!aptnc>S. guarantee
in" satisfaction in every instance.
In connection with our Shop We are
Agents for the sale of The Talbot Engine,
Saw ami Grist Mills. Ais" the best Cotton
Gins. Comdrnccrs and Self Feeders: The
Handbook In>plratur, kortinS Universal
Injector, the best Boiler feed iii the market,
Nandrzrn jet Pump, for lifting water
out of wells Of any depth.
We will keep on hand Il full linz of
BRASS FITTINGS, STEAM AND WA
TER GUAGES. STEAM AND GAS
PIPING, ELBOWS. NIPPLES, Ne.
PACKING. LUBRlCATlNG AND Cl-
LINDER OILS, and in fact everything to
fit up your Machinery. Orders for Pull
lcvs and Shafting filled at lowest prices.
We would respectfully solicit the patronage
of the people of Orangehurg and surr"und-
ing country.
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ThT 1t 1s~

" "s ~
"W'y now ger do, NancyT said Hester,
addressing old Sandcrsou's daughts
@Didn't yer git married last Sad6 fnightT
mo; tho weddin' dat come off eln't take
place"
"Whafo didn't it, gal!'
"Well case der warn't but thirteen present"
sAll foolishness. You oughtonter b'lebe IN
no sich foolish 'spicion cz dat I 'clar ter
goodness, yer makes ne ershamed O yea,
puttin' offer weddil' jes' bekase der want but
thirteen dar. wy MT yer sem out d inguee
de fo'teenf pusson ter Gomez"
swell, daddy did go out an beg ,haim tal
Gomez
"Well, WY MT yer 60 ahead an let him
erlone!"
"Couldn't"
Wye" 8
@Case de fo'teenf mai waz dc pss on what
had promised ter marry me. 3ql yer,
Aunt Carisy, thirteen is bad 1s'-Ex'
change
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
Killed in Time.

A husband who had been out shooting, hut
who had not been successful, rather than re-
turn home empty-handed stepped into shop
and purchased Il hare. There, my ducky,"
he said to his wife on reaching home, "you
see am not so awkward with the gun after
ALL" "Let me Sec" isn't he fine fellowp
"My DEAR" said the wife, ns she carried tho
animal to her nostrils, and put it down with
grimace, "you were quite right in killing
him to-day; tomorrow it would have been
too late. ."-French Joke.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
He Disownsd tho Coat.

There is portrait If a,famous man in
the !Acaaen:y this year, the worl; of 4 we'll
known r. A., and it has been subjected to
u peculiar criticism Alpvng the visitors
one dav was the artist who has the pr;vi-
lese of making the clothes worn By the
subject Of the portrait. He gazed on the
work and admired the likeness: then, turn
ing TO q friend, he remarked with evident
emotion, "But, Great Scott, never made
that coatm-Paris American Register.
The times and democrat. [volume] (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1881-current, 1886-09-30
NNarcS Of an OrganiSt.

The Boston Post says that salary OF
$3.50 year is deemed an ample return in
one Of the richest churches in Boston for
the services of an ursanist of the very
first grade 1t also says that recently one
us the foremost orgamists in America was
offered 5000 year to play the organ in 4
rich New York church, and he replied
that, while he could earn as much as that
driving Il street car, he would not degrade
his calling by accepting the offer.-EX-
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