The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-05-13

sS Wses - uos my Iaulb.
l wanted to make !. hare stew. Now,
'ysur homer, the family cookbook
says; Ts make hare stew, tax. !
hArs. Well, fpllsvias these. I; d;rsc.. So
sisps, ! tsek hars, but instead ,oof (
getting 4 pt.r ] sot- two i months in
prison: 1ts ehesgh t. disgust !: s;.n
"isA cock book. & forever. 1rrsssk Fun.
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sasss I'D ss<--slhss 20 .nsi "a
Little Lsrrstto visitei tie Park lat
Sunday, sad,whss- che. returned she
vss asked what shs saw. . Only q
Rsttlsshaks end . sDek.sail .rabhits"
shs snswsrsd. 1 . Is ssv4sss4 ss,rs
f..sst asissas y 49, lt.s ss.s. a
sAliss LalyuAASiag bsss asushfy end
wAipped, suits IA the ossssn Assr
:, ~ hohsntL shs sighs ana ssyS !
"Cons. kiss Ne. lttls pauiaA; ] for
tivs yoaa"s srsss ,~sxlam = -
Litti. naids. {vho is spending ths
aftsneos With nor Aunt) Auntis,
mother sa'aid Z nsst not sskI syou Ter
anythi.sto eat, attn svfulhonsry. i
-Haspsr. B.ssE, ...sl|s., ..i I'.s'', ss".,
rsaehst Aswks discovered Amer.
esr. 1ohaais-'C 'Christsphsr cdluni-
bua " That j rikhts New, hon did
hs come sits do isr. .sHsi sonssb
water. Elmira Caste. &c sssss =
Little boy 70 Mis- -msnms, while cat
Walking, "Whats thssl" That il .
duds. my son." "Who made itf
God, my son." ICED likes to have
lss sometimes. dsn't Rss'sg .s.w
a small chjd being ssksd ~ ) Ssn.
Day school teacher: "Whas, did ths
Istasli'ss DO sftss they haAl crssssA
he Red Seal" answered = ''I Asu's
.aov' m..m bat su'~.' they dried
'..,..ssa.A az..e
Mise Lii was seoldsd by her nurse
'or making faces. "You will become
hemsly il you persist in
such facea." Then you must
aave made great many faces, nurse,
whsn you were little girl, respond
y ~ sA'''vta aisle :. ssssa .ss...s
A Scotch domino, after relating 10
ais scholars the story Of Ananias and
saphira, asked them ''why Gsd did
aesstriks everybody dead who told .
isf" After long silssoas one little
'sllsw get t. his feet and exclaimed ::
Because sir, there wadna be anybody
It, -sPA. -'ss'PsAA..ns'. III = I
Onss upon time. many, many
fssrs Axo, there we're TIVE little beys
.ho lived in Western Massachusetts,
way up among the Berkshire Hills.
)ns msrning sas Of these little boys
anne to the house Of the ether with .
Inc gams-sock under his arm, and he
aid: "Bill, I want to swap this roos-
or for you're" Bill asked, 'Ts he .
Iesd r,.estsr, Cyrusl" And Cyrus re-
,lisd that As was the best fighting
COX in the country. Then Bill asked:
If he is the best rooster in the coun-
~, why Do you want to swamp HIM
a for minsf And Cyrus made an
wsr: "Oh, this rooster is fathers,
nd I want to swsp him 90 that l eAh |
lave one Of my own. boston Adssr-
,..r - ata 0f#%
A small boy having highly respect.
BILE parents brought home bag Of
marbles and, ON being asked how he
ame BY them, replied that he had
'layed "for keeps" He was lsctursd
m the sin Of gambling and forced to
sturn his ill-gotten gains. Anight or
wo later q prsgrsssfts suchrs party |
'as in order, and the prizes bought |
Or the occasion stirred the family |
ride to considerable degree. The
mall bsy duly admired them, and
hen went to bed prsvisus to the
ussts' arrival. In the morning the |
rizss were nowhere to be seen, aud,
a inauirina - to thsir. disposition, he
~ told that the people who won
hsm had carried them away. Then
: nssssslly asked. ss'lAnt ansAt phy-
y for .ksspsar- sprnshsld Rspubli-
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