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Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
Another Policy Man In Trouble

Another Policy Man In Trouble
From informatio ion received by Ma!]
Rhoads, he had o warrant Issued VI
terday for the arrest Of colored mj
named Isaac Fisher, who was Suspl
cioned of being perambala'ing p'aJ
deal r. 1t was known that fisher
in the habit of frequenting 10y
store at Fourth and Poplar slfeen a. :.
the warrant was PLACED ILL., y 1n y
Loper's hands. About 8 50 9'c 10 ia q
evening the officer saw enough 70 Jut
fy him in making the aires, anu t,lu
was taken in custody. Fe va. ., @a
before Squire o'Neill ana ila piog
guilty to the charge OF dlspo os.tdn
policy tickets, In violation OF set'' NJ,
chapter SO, volume II Laws ., ,, a.
ware. He was thereupoonn od tfq totp h
enter ball in the sum OF $500, JOIN ~ "a
Parker, a oolored tavern keeper S o,
1924 French sti Get, becoming LIS ''iN
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

| DUBLlC SALE-wILL RE SOLD AT
Il public sale, at the stable OF the SUB
| aoribers, +ls West Front street, " iimis gton
| Delaware. on
SATURDAY, AUGUST Il, 1885,
at ! o'clock p. M,
q head OF Illinois and Iowa horses!
No. !. Strawberry roam hcrse, Is hand,
high, years old, perfect family horse, car
be drive with or without blinds by the
No q Brown horse, 8 years old, 10 hands
high, weighs 1900. a nice horee.
NO. g. sorrel horse, 8 years Old, lts4 hards
high. weighs HOO; good driver and saddIer.
NO; = bark roan horse, years old, lts4
hands high, Weighs 1850; sale for any lady
TO drive, and good saddle horse
NO. D. Brown horse, o years old, a good.
useful horse for any kind Of business.
No.e. bay mare, years old, weighs
ITO, and regular chunk and perfect
nese.
Nos. ia 8 Pair OF bay mares, 9 and 7
years old, ltst and 10 name de high, with fns
team.
No. 8. Bay horse, 10 hands high, years
OLD; nice driver, single or double, and racks
under saddle
No: 10. Dark gray mare, 6 years old.
any kind Of harness.
No. IL Strawberry roam horse, s years
OLD. i0ts Of bone, anu good chunk, extra
good worker.
No. IL Gray horse, Q years old .l5x hands
nigh, good genera purpose horse.
NO. IL. Bay horse, years old, good
driver, 10 hands high, and racks fast under
SADDLE; perfect little dandy.
NO. IL. Light bay horse, 9 years old, 1857
nands nigh, good worker or driver, will
make good store horse.
NO. To- bapple gray morse, 8 years old,
~ nahus hikh, can pAse d n ile sure in
1.o9, ana Will not along good road gait.
well broken in any kidd OF harness, will
make very speedy horse.
NO 10. Brown horse, 7 years old, ltL
hands high, weighs ll0i; good family Or
pnsiness horse, work Ia all kinds OF harness.
NO. IL. DARK bay horse, Is hands high. d
years old, will maze an elegant coach horse.
and good knee actor.
no ~, hed Day ncrae, years old, l5%
hands high. perfect faulty horse; this Is =
very handsome horse.
NO ~ big bay horse, 4 years old, weighs
lAeti work in any Kind OF harness,
TO ~. Gray morse, Z years Old, wei BIS
1870 IDS; a good chunG, good horse for hoy
Kind OF business.
no Il. LARK mare years old last soring.
"elghs 1900 lbs, ID Lanus hlgh, good worker
IN any kxd OF harGess, WITH foai BY
rercheron horse, ami months old Il by
her SIDE Is very ha"d 10 beat.
Every Eorse - 10 be as represented Mans
money refunded without growing. credit
Oh % Gays with an approved end0rser mol
postlonsment ON account Of the weather.
hoisea can be seen at the stable after
iueSda'. JhSlEH n MCDANNIEL
A. "udham y son, Autt's. aul7-GNwts
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
NhoSays So2 We Say So,
Ruf Sed.

That our S. 90 Shoes in
Button Balls and Congress
are genuine hand-sewed,
both in welt and fair stitch,
and Is the only genuine
hand-sewed Shoe ever put
on the market at the above
price to the consumer. We
also have a $500 Shoe,
which is a fair representa-
ton of our So SO Shoe; the
only difference being that
the $500 Shoe is machine
sewed instead of hand
sewed. Call ard examine
these Shoes and Save One
Dollar on each pair OF
Shoes.
Also a full line of X. OF
L. Shoes in stock. At
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
Noted Tobacco.

hiowa, Lsddie Buck, What Cheer
anu News Boy are noted brands Chan.
nan, Son q Co., Seventh and Orange
streets, sole agents.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
THE Cure of sla ing ),


"Mamie," said a grammar school
elrl to member Ct til o graduating
class, have you finished your essay?''
70, yes, Rushed Mamie; land it II
too lovely for anythinp-a princess sir
Of white surah. The back d Ut off a lIttIe
below the waist line, and fun bread .ht
Of sila gathered in 30 as tb hang grace
III Y over the tornute, and three bias
ruifles on the"
:'Why, what are you talk ing about o,i
interrupted her friend. III mean. have
yon flushed writing your esaay Won
know 90 '0'
-ou, taia Mamie. her enthusi-
esln iapidly Eliminating .but | have
waa; ~; ana l "ith TIC awful thing
What's the tubject?"
The curse of slang"
"Gracious! Isn't that difficnIt,
ject to write up?"
D.ucull! well, | should Rigole! I'll
s.o W n1uiF myself TO Ret it finished
In time for the commen cement and H.
a good notion to let IL slide.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

Miller, Okey & Free, mans circns
now exhibiting on the aim shouse lot AT
,a,,{', f,nu uarfisoh streets, was at
sanue.' !aat night by abe ct four thou
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

DUB LlC SALE OF REAL ESTATE
Il "ili be sold at pubic sale, on the
premises, on
SATURDAY. AUGUST u, 1885,
alta o'citok p. m
Tho property known as No. ga West Front
street, "iitningt IN, Vel, described as toi-
LOWE: One 3-stury brick store and dwelliox
containing 10 rooms; one 2-story brick iac'
toty IN rear 0fd"eiling, l7x44 feet, fitted IN
WIN steam power; also stable Ia roar ~
factory and fronting on Reed street, for tho
aocomm odat on OF horses aud 3 carriages.
eiso at me same Tins one Ion orse- power en-
klne ana one IL horse power boiler. win
good OF der. TINS property Is In a tirst-class
toe ttion, and Is worthy of the attention OF
ID ore Wsetiag q bus'1egs stand. FOR further
information n, .erms, etc, III on or address
~ J. FIERCE, NO. 9 ". Tih Etf.et.
aus II Axsa. 10 ettsc, IL
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
Gan Gers Cured

without the use of the knife. Painless
treatment. Moderate charges, Ad-
Dress O. Walker, Wilmington p, O..
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
JACOBS A1IayCI0N a. .1.iS.

Fourth and King streets, WILMINGTON, lie
Goods taken en- consignment and prompt
payments made whom sold. Sales called In
olty and country on liberal terms. Public
sales every Wednesday and SATURDAY. morn
Saturday EVENING",
T. S.-Liberai advances made on eons,en
nenS. ja22.H
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

=, Buy, y S1e. a'q MIL III loi Maryland
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

AAT NfkD-A GOOD TkUsi W,,RIHY
w boy, IA or 10 years Of aye. In sttanb
once. Apply, with references. to Howl -
N AN [ FACfURINH 90, No. 1C3 Waitnt
street. ~.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

NJ Eo GEh MAN GIRL
aermaid. Apply at lila 1welith street. 9Th
'"'d' aul9-2tk
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

SHERIFFiS SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
~ writ OF Levara Factas, to me directed,
Will bs exposed to public sale, at the Court
House, on Market street between Tenth ana
Eleventh streets, In the city of Whining son,
New castle County, Delaware,
ON SATURDAY,
THE 4rH DAY OF SErTEMBER. 1885,
at2 O'Clock, p. m,
Tho following described real estate, viz:
All that certain lot or piece of land with
the brick measuaRe thereon erected, situate
in the city OF " lining ton bounded and de-
scribed as follows, to wit:
Beginning . t point on tho wetterly side
OF Monroe street between Second and Third
streets at the distance OF 88 feet from the
southerly side ofThird street, thence west
eriy parallel to Third street 81 feet to
stone, thence seutherly parallel TO Monroe
street Is feet to u stake, being corner OF
stephen Davis lot, thence easterly with
said line and parallel with Third straet 81
feet to the aforesa d side OF Monroe street,
and thence along the same IL feet TO the
place of beginning, be the co"tents what 1t
may. HOOK Il. Vol. 7, page ABB, teo.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
erty of Albert hufnaI and EvaliRa Huinal,
lis wife and I. T. s, ant to hs sold by
THOMAS FORD, Sheriff.
SherIii's Otfice, wilmington, August 10,
1885 aui9 cod Is
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

DUBLID SaLE-WILL RE SoI.n AZ
L. public sale at M. 9Jl ghes.nut ~ -.
On TU aSDaY, August "a, 1888. 81 10 o',locS
4. ~. 4 lJJ OF store ard bake thon nytnpes.
Also horse, wagon and fixtures, anIoa, 40
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

r OSf--OE THE 18TH ms n N111Ic
slr1a,s toin iaI r, evils to 9Th and Monroe
,yi,i ~, eoiu cpaih A tnitable reward
80, sHeh II returned 10 SlS Vest Tenth
NNt1N'' IT'S
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19
WILSON'S
UNDERTAKING ROOMS, 10. SIC tlss STREET
rELEPRoKE SIGNAL. Iss.
0PkE ALL BEGEyy.
j. a. WILSON,
pass1 immoral IBireotRs
, pss.l

StHERIFF'S SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
- writ of Ale. Levaria Fsciss to me direct
cd, vail be exposed 10 public sale, 81 the Cour.
House, on Market street between Tenth and
Eleventh stra.ts, in the city of ilLin ton,
New CASTLE County, Delaware,
ON SATURDAY,
THE 4TH DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1885,
at2 o'clock p. M,
The following described real estate, viz:
All that certain lot, piece or par eel OF land
with two-siory brick dwelling thereon
erected, land known as 6l2 Wet Second
reet), situate in the city of Wilmington,
bounded AMI described as fellows, 10 wit:
Beginning on the southerly side of SECOND
street at the distance OF so feet from the
westerly side OF Monroe street, thence south.
erly parallel with MCnrOe street So feet 10
incnos 10 the IN ddle OF an alley connecting
with another alley feet wide, leaGing into
Pleasant street. therce westerly para ilel
with Second STREET along the middle Of said
alley ! b feot to corner, thence northerly
parallel with Monroe street and through the
middle OF the division wall OF this and the
adjoining house on tho west SO fee 10 in 3h. s
TO tho aforesaid side OF second street, and
thence thereby easterIy II feet to the place
OF beginning, be tho contents thereof what
they may, with the use Of an alley.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
erty SAMUEL. Hill and susan U. HiiI,
his vile, and to be sold by
THOMAS FORD, Sheriff.
Sheriti's Office, Wilmington, August Is,
1855. au1e-eod-ts
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

"ANfGD-A HALF GROWN ppo-
w testant girl, to partly taka c,,a n,
small child. m ust be OF voc d family ASniy
90 West 9TH street. an1a,Jp, ~
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

LSOR SALE-HORSF. WAKoN HAR-
A. TESS ana milk route win oana ai.o
Rethef or separately. APPLY at 2l7 King
tee'' aulQ StE
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

DUBLlC SALE-wILL RE SOLD AT
l. public sale at the stable OF the SUB.
acribers, +ls West Front street, " iini 8 gton,
Delaware. on
SATURDAY, AUGUST Il. 1885.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

E2JE SALE-A CUMPI,EfEI,Y toIJp
q ped cru. stare eitQated on hnstn.s,
,n,nor IA tra ana deing good business
IL o,, nnout 70 ehanse. Addreis "Drugs,"
'' 'A''' aul9-;f
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

SET AFTED-4 WHITE DoDKS E,,y
wv the city; / to 20 to Nowport. f ujrIs
Tor general housework. AMY IN tns oU;,
trast on AI'eiligenc CO ofhce, No. 902 Grange
eN' Bul9-2ts
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1886-08-19

SfRaY HORSES HORSEs m
~ came to tho farm OF f. ItIinn 1GN
near Newport, on tae l4th inst. The ~ E =,
can have them by proving pronsr,V ana
ra' ING 'Haisef' dEO. a. RUE. aul9-2tE
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
A Wicked Partner.

Arkunsaw Traveller.
"Do VOC know what is running this
country ?" asked Judge Blucker. 81
VIII tell you. 1t is not overproduc.
iion, hut it is the dishonesty of the
people that destroys public and pri-
yale confidence u give Won an.nx-
me by party named JImmieson,
lie came TO my house one day and
told me he had one of the best
schemes in the world said that he
had gold mine not far away, and
said that if he had a little gold with
which To salt it he could sell the claim
for 100000. He was so plausible,
talked So fairly, that l was complete
ly taken in. | went with him and
looked at The mine. | was in need
of about s50000 so let him have the
gold. He said that he could take a
gold piece, CRATE it off and so skill
fully embed it in the sand that no
one could detect our scheme. How
much gold will it take?' asked.
80, about $500. | can take that
amount and make the place worth at
least $4,000 to u.s.
81 gave the money and he got a
CRATER and went out to the mines.
Several days afterward he inyited NE
to come out. He had done his work
well. We invited capitalists to come
out and make us a bid. My partner
was not present when an assay was
made. Good thing for him that he
wasn't, He had salted the mine
with copper dust and kept the gold
| haye not seen him since. Now
don't you see, l lost confidence il
him. He is not an honest man."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
A Flirt'S Confession.

IL do not think that ever fiirted
with the hope or intention ofserious-
~ winning mep's hearts. 1t was fun
to receive their attentions and to be
able to lure them away from other
girls, and especially was this the case
When men were married or engaged.
In most instances | think they went
0ack to their own and their own re.
ceived them. Why did | do it ?
Well, / think the reason was this l
really liked all agreeable men and
anything that looked like lack of an.
probation on their part was so ex-
ceedingly distasteful to me that
Stral%htway strOve to overcome il.
The young fellows just coming out
came into my net as a matter ofcourse
for several years, but older men heard
of me before being presented, and
fought shy. did not understand
this then. l thought they disliked
me, whereas it was probably caution
or disapproval and set myself forth
with to disarm thecautiOn and change
the disapproval TO liking. 1t was
simply unpleasant to me to haye any
one Indifferent. | haye cried time
and again on my way home in the
carriage, simply because some one
whom | wanted to please seemed in.
different. Several times | was actu
ally caught with tears on my cheeks
by those of whom | was linking,
and l always managed to let them
guess the reason of my tears That
was always effectual. ItneVer failed
to bring about The desired end, but |
declare solemnly that l never did it
on purpose e-cried, l mean -and |
never intended to be caught in tears
suppose that most men will refuse
to believe this, but it Is true. | was
simply at my wits end with wretch
edness, because | thought some one
had taken dislike to me."-Ihe
Hour.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
Never Forget Anything.

Charge your mind with your duty.
That is largely the true definition of
taithfu!ness. But memory and mis-
takes are used as apologies a great
deal oftener than necessary. A boy
beginning business life will generally
lose his place if he pleads such an ex-
0use more than once or twice.
A successful business man says
there are two things which he learn
ed when ne was eighteen, which were
afterwards of great use to him, name
ly: "Never to lose anything, and
never to forget anything" An old
lawyer sent him with an important
paper, with certain instructions what
to do with it.
"But," inquired the young man.
suppose lose it; what must l do
then ?"
The answer was with the utmost
emphasis, you must not lose it."
81 do not mean to-" said the young
man, but suppose l should happen
to 2"
but L say you must not happen
to! l shall make no provisions for
such occurrence. You must not lose
it'll"
This put new train Of thought In
to the young mans mind. and he
found that if he was determined to do
thing, he could do it. He made such
provisions against every contingency
that he never lost anything. He
found this equally true about forget.
ting. If a certain matter Of import
ance was to be remembered, he pin.
ned it down on his mind, fastened It
| there and made it stay,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
Most Excellent.

]. j. Atkins, Chief of Police, Knox
Vile, Tenn, writes: MY family
and are beneficiaries of your most
excellent medicine, DR.. Kings New
Discovery for consumption having
found it to be all that your claim for
it, desire to testify to its virtue. My
friends to whom l have recOmmen-
ded it, praise it at every opportu-
nifty"
DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption is guaranteed to cure
Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma,
Group and every affection of Throat,
Chest and Lungs. Trial Bottles Free
at VIM. Nydegger's Drug Store.
Large Size Sl.00.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
szdHim Up

Tbs lsa story which the Rev. DR..
nash, ~sruiafy of the Freedmen's
sa8eiy 81 the Methodist Episco-
go thawh. tells Ga the annual confer.
lfs. blnre whom he presents the
afs of hi- -teie.y. A Ayoung negro
la ssaih had lieen converted and
aue wanted 90 preach. Ills elders
Nghi Ile Was uut lllted for the inn
gatluf ufs bat bee well-nigh stag
u fhem ~ relating a vision, in
ahih De- bad plainly seen the letters
80 P g." which could mean only
sfu ufenrh christ" a white. hair
"a aNru preacher slowly arose and
d thp Hullitiuus young brother
nI whlie be- had, no doubt, seen
Iar httrrs in vision, he had failed
n tbe Interpretation. They probably
asauf ''3n pick cotton" or "Go plant
aafH This settled the matter. a
HnHhef ln the New York Conference
ahgn the story was told a few weeks
ESQ. remarked 60 friend sitting
afafs a wish We lad men In our
ahife rBuhrruces sharp enough to
astain away ~ satisfactorily the ar
aunHnis hy which our young incom-
lalenis try o. convince the commit
tav thst they have been called to
FnHeh the gospel. IN y. Tribune
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03

fHsiefics Douglass, in his Life -
ating nf travel In the old anti.
slAtefS limes. says; My treatment
Riie nse Of public conveyances at
tH*se utnes was extremely rough
mi#flHlly on the Eastern railroa d
ifHa Boston 20 Portland. On that
fli, 81 81 many others, there was a
Hiesn, oiry aud uncomfortable car
ier ~ coiofed travellers, called
~ aiui Crow ear. Regarding this
Y - 4uh % siaye-holdiug prejudice,
- being determined To fignt the
ffit ~ siavety wherever / might
aH g. fes0iyesi 90 avoid this car,
h a sometimes required some
s ip 80 30. The cuIored pee pie
MsmAit aAxNlel ihe situation, aud
4aiuei ~ nle as making matters
r rathcr t.lan better by refusing
tsHtuil iu ihr prescription. J a., now
ett.s persisted. and soneliues was
aHfy bealea uy conductor and
atakeugn. Ca oue occasion, six OF
tatsa 't.iIuns of tAe btser SORT un
H a. dIru1iun of the conductor, set
Hal e 'lnci ue FROM my seat. As
usaal 4 had purchased a first.ciass
tieask aud PAID the required sum for
e aln uu tHg requirement of the con
assi8 t1 iraNc, refused tU do so, when
iH rAti iu inese men 10 snake ne
ast lHr1 attempted 20 obey, with
eu "a uhich plainly told me they
Hl.sld the job. They, however,
iaauame muen attached 10 my seat,
aH4 . removing Iue / tOrea away two
m fhtv u iile surrouudiug ones, on
eaal : held With a 6rm grasp. ana
aHi a. e4r uo serfiee iu some other
f.sHeis. { Wa- strong aud muscular,
Esd o. eais aete uul then 20 firmly
alfssai or uf ts solid make AS now.
tas feuii was THAT Slpehen a. Cnase,
knisusieul uf the road, ordered
AfAHtta ~ NA-n tlltNush
hFH uhsre & theu iycdl without
Naa Hhls uas a great iucon-
HH ta tae psapIs. large numbers
m 8it haslae-s iu Boston aud
pats 81 ihe road. Led on.
F tg 1smes Buaun aud
ue Fpe uf Lynn stood
hE me aaI denounced tke
nanaE nrut iu emphatic
Mr tAaas made reply that
aaaiusy lody that
at fah fsf ere arcummOda-
.hr taal.e and that q requir-
l ekrus.s4 cd e1iured people
usfs. W4lH au air uf tuumph
as lhat se ogzht not expect
malaus Go abolish the
E AHs afEumtut was Ger
4t eaaasa u- against the
s. bat sazsi Ger nothing as
lae aenaauds l1r justice and
r On the SOUND
its uo e1.1fed man WAS al
a aaaH lhe whe4, and ia all
n ihe getf. iu heat or cold,
af dfy. tae deeg Mas his only
ll uuuld lie down al night
i n.a.I ua .3 ulsan she freight on deck,
a lals iu rda aeather was not a
tetK comfortable lel Wen.
paiiNps wauld never go into "a
afa ulss etr while ! was forced into
ahst uas calie1 the Jim Crow car.
haFe kuuau 1amas Monroe To pull
80 aat alioat him aud crawl upon
e uatuu baies between decks and
w lhe nisbt with me without a
a.afnHf.h
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03

Little Willie prayed long and inef-
fectually for ii little brother. AT last
he gave it up as "nO USE" Soon after
his mother had the pleasure Of show
ing him twin babies. He looked at
them moment and then exclaimed:
"I0w lucy it was that | stopped
praying. There might have been
three,D
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03
NUMBER l8.
Pith and Point,

| AVA AAN ! OAAUs
The skeleton man travels on his
shape.
A good place for loaf-a bakers
shop,
A man who always cuts an acquain.
tance-the barber.
A clothes call is made by the laun.
dry robber,
Uniform Drices--what the tailor
charges for soldiers clothes.
People who throw banana skins at
large are now called bananarchists.
The cyclone raises everything on
the farm but the mortgage.
The "melting look must come from
the man with fire in his eye."
Washingtonians are happy people.
Every one of them is a capitalist,
Love may be blind, but in SONS
way it generally manages to get ON
to mans bank account.
1t must be glorious fun to go court.
ing in Greenland. The nights are
about three months long.
Speaking of fiies,a Burlington base
bail player says: "They come high
but we must have them.
The small boy learning the alpha
net Is very much like the postage
stamp-he often gets stuck on let.
ter.
First love and first shaye come but
once in mans lifetime. And
neither has much result.
When "A man falls in love he courts
his sweetheart. Aftrrward she sues
for a breach of promise and courts
her lover,
Although they claim that love is blind,
a sad experience will disclose
'Tis difficult to be resigned
To boiIs upon your sweetheart's nose
The bricks with which many Egypt
ian tombs were built are as perfect
after four thousand years as when
they were made. They evidently
were pressed for time.
PA what does nobby mean ?"
"StyliSh, my dear" "Well, then.
pa, your nose must be very stylish,
Tor grandma says you have got the
knobbiest nose in town."
Isn't it heavenly. .neiarnIatad .Nr;ss
performance on the piano. "Yes,"
replied Fogg, ''it is indeed heavenly.
1t sounds like thunder"
"Grandpa," said Teddy. as the old
gentleman woke up from loud
sounding after dinner nap. "if you'd
give your nose spoonful of paregor-
ic don't you think you could put it to
sleep too ?"
One of the Lynn primary school
teachers asked her scholars the ques-
ton: "What is dust ?" One little
fellow answered: "Please, marin, it
is dirt with the water squeezed out"
A tramp who had been furnished
with a good breakfast, was invited to
saw some wood after he had finished.
"Thanks, awfully," he said, "bpt
don't consider 1t healthy to work be-
tween meals"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03

Tom Pittman says the first time he
went courting, he felt as if a pink an
gel had hauled him down rainbow
with a piece Of chain-lightning right
smack into pile of down.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1886-07-03

Henry, you ought to be ashamed
to throw away bread like that. You
may want it some day" "Well,
mother, would l stand any better
chance of getting it then should eat
il now?"