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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
THE LEHI HAUL.
Eight saints Caught, Examined and
bound Over in One Day.

As was stated in yesterdays issue, the
town OF Lehi, Utah county, was success
fully raided yesterday morning by Mar
shal Dyer and his entire force OF depu-
ties. The cohabs. caught numbered
eight, and when they reached this city
last evening it was found that this num-
Der included one bishop and six elders in
more or less high standing in the church.
Their names are Bishop X. T. Cutler,
Elders Edwin Stranding, James Kirk
ham, Geo. Kirkham, Samuel James, VIM.
Yates, John Gibbs and John Hart. The
officers brought a sufficient number Of
witnesses in each case, and it is evident
from the ease with which the necessary
evidence was elected that the little town
has been hot bed OF sin.
The party was brought to the city on
the 40 train, and taken directly before
Commissioner Mckay. Mr.. Moyle re-
quested that they be allowed to waive
examination, but this was denied by the
Judge, and after making brief examin-
alton in each case, it was decided to bind
them all over to await the action OF the
Grand Jury. The amount of Cutters
bond was fixed at 81 800, and each OF the
others at 81 800, while the witnesses We're
required to give bonds in the sum OF 5000
each. After considerable rustling, the
necessary bondsmen were secured and
the court adjourned
The Marshal engineered the raid with
great credit to himself, and the whole
force OF officers are TO be congratulated
upon their success in pulling this niquit-
Gus little hole.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
PERSONALS.

j. IL. Dennis, of the DEMOCRAT, left this
morning for Ogden, and probably other
points further north, in the Territory.
Governor West left for Washington this
morning in response to the petition of
prominent citizens, asking him to go to the
national capital and work in the interests of
the Territory during the winter. Those who
have bets out on the non-passage of the
Tucker bill now begin to hedge.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Snicide.

DIR. FLNT's HEART REMEDY has saved
more lives by timely use, and has kept
from the insane asylum more victims Of
nervous disorders, than all the physicians
with their pet methods OF treatment. AT
druggists. $3.50. Descriptive treatise
with each bottle, or address j. j. Mack
Il Co., S. f.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Notice.

All persons having bills against the In
dustrial Home OF Utah, will please make
ont and present the same with two dupli-
Gates thereof by December 18th, at the
Industrial Home, No. A Fifth East street.
Bills payable quarterly, beginning No
vember 18th, 1886.
Ruth Nj. WooD, Director.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Save YOur Money.

We have the finest holiday goods in
music box. We are never undersold.
ROBERTS x NELDEN, Druggists.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

SPANISH CLPPINGs for sale at Sam
Levy's cigar mandatory at 30 cents per
pound, superior to any tobacco in the
market.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
MOXie Nerve Food.

a delightful beverage, as we'll as a restorer
OF nerve force; just what is needed in
every household. Ask your druggist
for it,
RoBERTs IL NELDEN, Agents.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
DR., c, w, Higgins,

The well-known specialist, who has been
here fourteen years, has opened an
eclectic medical dispensary in his elegant
parlors at No. 80 West Third South street,
Denhalter Block.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
German Meat Market.

Sprenger and Matthes keep the best
meats at all times, sausage a specially.
Orders promptly attended to, Meat
market No, 2G0 Main Street Telephone
No 245.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
LlnIIlds by Mnll-

Liquids can now be sent by mail Con-
suit by letter and receive treatment at
yOur own house
DR. REED, 275 Main st.,
Salt Lake City.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Beck's Hot Springs.

1t has been proved by the public that
the use OF these waters are beneficial in
curing Catarrh, Dyspepsia and other
diseases
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
White House.

For the best meals and rooms 20 to the
White house, Everything frst-class and
low rates.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
0HThe Occidental"

No. IS +. First South street. Pure
goods only, and of the pest quality. Our
facilities to supply the trade and families
are unexceled and our prices just.
AUER * MURPHY, Proprietors.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Ladies'.

The novelties in furniture oi which we
gave you notice are received We re-
spectfully invite you to call.
BARRATT Bros.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

WEAK and sore eyes OF every descrip
ton. Dr.. REED, 275 Main 81.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

GENuNE Spanish Clippings for sale at
Sam Levy's.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

Mark McKimmins' Livery Stable,
Main Street, north OF Walker House.
A first class, fully equipped establish
ment in every particular.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

TnE Oxygen Treatment.
DR.. REED, 275 Main 81.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
Silver Quotations

rhe above Is standard mountain time.
W. G. BRowE, Postmaster.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09

Corrected daily by Mccormick & Co.
Lead New York, per 100 lbs ...... ...... 700. Az
silver. New York .................. -... lO'
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-12-09
ARRIVAL AND CLOSING OF MAILS
al the Salt Lake City POstOfTice.

UNITED STATES PosToFFGCE, /
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, April l, 1856 J
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Two men having been sentenced To n
u1ohtns Imprisonment for being drunk
anu disorderly, II medical practitioner oh
.ailled the permission Of the authorities
TO Try upon them new method of treat.
ment. They were removed to special
quarters and Informed that all their food
would be dressed as they might prefer.
ei.her with wine, gin, or any kind OF
sspirituous liquors. Our topers accepted
the proposal with the greatest delight.
and nearly came to blows over the choice
oil the liquid. The first day everything
passed OF we'll, and ample justice was
done to the viands. The second day there
was slight falling off in their enthusi-
asia, stu they ate with good appetite
Inc third day they took very little. md
began to think that alcohol was all very
well In its way, but that there were lin
IT'S The fourth day they de-
eilhed all nourishment The fifth day
they took a solemn oath to stalye sooner
IMAM touch the sickening diet. But the
doctor was firm, and, impelled by hunger
after three days fast, they consented to
cat the only food that was offered to
them. AT the months end the fellows
were liberated. They were perfectly
cured, for ever since the very smell Of
wine or spirits would cause them to faint
Gil Bias
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
Clubbing Rates.
OUR LITTLE MEN & WOMEN
Prospectus for 1887

The Serial story for the year, by that charm
ing writer for children, Mrs. NJ. +. Butts, will
be eutitled
WANDERERS IN BO-PEEP'S WORLD.
1t will be accompanied with twelve full-page
drawings by Elizabeth S. Tucker. The author
of Little Talks about Insects give an anus
ing series about
TINY FOLK IN RED AND BLACK,
in which she tells about ants and their wise and
curious ways-how they work, how they harvest
their grain, how they milk their cows.
TEN LITTLE INDIANS,
by Mrs. Helen f. Sweet, tells many interesting
things about Indian boys and girls, their sports
and their strange ways Of living. The History
Chapters for the year will consist Of
ADVENTURES OF THE EARLY
DISCOVERIES.
by Mrs Frances Humphrey, following on
from the voyage of Columbus given last year,
and relating the story of Ponce dc Leon and
his search for the Fountain Of Youth, the ro-
mantle tale of De Soto, the exploits of Capt.
John Smith in Virginia, etc.
All these will be profusely illustrated, as also
will be the verses and short stories by Mrs.
Howard Charles f. Skinner, Bessie Chandler,
II. r. Hudson, etc.
The yearly numbers will have seventy five
full-page pictures.
ONLY 81 A YEAR.
E-Specimens free to intending subscribers.
Address orders to
d. LOTHROP x CO., Publishers,
Boston, Mass, L. ). A.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

by tlie way, IL tne Dcst q
popular brand is sold
everywhere In ten-cent
pieces, and once you use
1t, whether going among
the cannibals or remain
ing at home, you will
never he without 1t. Man
ufiWtured by tho Wilson
& McCallay Tobacco Com
pany, Mid,lletown, Ohio.
Call for the " Happy
Thought" and take no
other. Sold by grocers.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
TOWN OF SK0WHEGAN,
RELIGIOUS

BAPflST.-MAINE STREET, REv. C. NJ, G
HARDWOOD, PASTOR. Preaching service Lag p. NJ,
Sunday school at Z. NJ. Prayer meetings Sunday at
p. NJ, and Thursdays at Pm.
CATHOLIC-WArkR STREET, Rev. E. GrNrp
FAUX, PASTOR. Sunday services, Mass at 10 A. NJ
Sunday school at p. NJ and Vespers at p. NJ.
EGATIONAL-IsLANpA AVENUE. Rev.
A.. RAcKLiFr, PASTOR. Preaching service 10 TO-
A. M, Sunday School NJ. PRAYER meetings
Sunday at g p. NJ, Thursday at 1902. NJ.
METHODIST Observation-Disclosures AYR
NUE. hHv. j. NJ. FRosr, PASTOR. Residence Par
sonage Island Avenue. Preaching service at io.45
ing Mor. NJ Prayer meeting at o.,o, Class meet.
ing' tuesday evening and Prayer meeting Thurs.
day evening in the vestry at 7.so p. NJ.
UNIVERSALIST-CoR LEAv1rr AND Nopru
SITS, KEW. 7. IL. LITTLE, PASTOR. Residence
Shirv House, Water Street. Sabbath service 1o.z
a. NJ Sabbath School at lam
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

On and sitter Monday. Oct =, lss6, Trains VIII
suD follows
Passenger Train Leaves Skowhegan. for all
points Wes, ats - 4. NJ. Passenger Train Ar
rives ~ Skovhogau ) IS r NJ.
Mixed Train leaves Skowhegan 20 T, NJ =,
ana arrives at 80 =, A. NJ, every morning except
Monday. NAL on alltrans ont and in.
The p. N. mixed train connects st Wsterville
with train Tor Bangor, Bar Harbor and st. John,
and enables passengers to take night Pullman Tor
Port and and Boston.
During the Winter the Morning train from
Portland VIII run through to Bangor. leaving
Watervilie nj 1890 A. NJ arriving Bangor l..10
L. NJ. Returning leaves Bangor u Is +. VI. for
Portlaud.au waterville az =. II. thus making
fair connections from and To SIX vinegar.
on Monday Mornings Freight train leaves
sdays at 5.u5 I. NJ.
rAYsoN TUCKER, Gent. Manager.
e. BooTHBY. Gen Pass'r Agt us
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Talk of opening oysters, F." said Old Hur.
ricane, why nothing is easier, if you
only know how "And how's howy'
inquired Starlight "Scotch snuff an.
swered Old Hurricane, very sententiously,
Scotch snuff, my boy. Bring a little Of
IL ever SO near their noses and they'll
sneezo their lids off II know a gen
ius," observed Meister Karl, "who has q
better plan than that. He spreads the
oysters in circle, seats himself in the
center and begins spinning yarn.
Sometimes it's an adventure in Mexico,
sometimes legend Of his loves some
times marvellous stock operation in
Wall street. As he proceeds the natives
get interested; one by one they cape with
astonishment at the tremendous and
dlreful whoppers which are poured forth.
Then, as they open their mouths my
friend whips 'em out, peppers 'em and
swallows EN-" "That'n do said Star
light, with long sigh; II wish we had
bushel of en- here now-they'd open
easyH'-The Argonaut.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08


Col. jams y. ArIi-an. &h'se heroic
defe'. Il Lexington ulafe hiIA lnin7f-
Il. 80 H-iiy surread.re4 when forced
. j. - iahss of tA'r-. and -'ar'a-
to. 80. ~ after all J. - IRON I =.
~ aen ahl'. .3f.'-l rs fi.an q
r--ars-. a=aH't- N.a6H TIE war
br1ks o.. l. "as -. attorney from
Chicago -a'i GIVE ir ? F.. - -;'eefil4y rs
in = tic ye-t q - = profession.
H w. Til 2.trA- ==F-es crown
eyc5. tender aua p'.=eaD me h-Ire
an iHiH.le1sl-l asa.. -. . #.i'--i.- faae.
He " - r. e7' 6 i'le f.-ie'l-
GU fall q feeling 80 O.4tal7l-sta a.a4
one f8'.t 7'es-' IT, -. ~ = J. listen
er5 @zi.A tie ioree Of a fl.ir. '7l.a.
Nea7l. .azee ar- af'er IT, l.zzln-'9n
incident l. visited lie. .'-.i--'s NTH In
a cabinet 'a-9aph Of himself with lis
AUTOGRAPH when le presented to ne.
He wax "a hl~ Wy II resume command
OF Ii d4v.s-aa - Il Virginia. After
pleasant eaa' /. rose u =. az. a. We
wers LANDS s--a TO him III
jocular Ven;
Colo. Z. let LIE ltaife~ upon y9u the
necessity # your i-i'4a- tie T.-Lt q way
to auy zIfl cr f-Aaeu bal which may
happen To DC ira -i'-- "A aalF 'lltee I-ol-
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

During the months of November and
December we will give advance paying
subscribers. the REPORTER II months for
IL months pay-$l.50 Subscribers in
arrears can have the privilege of settling
arrearages at the rate of Sl.j0 per year
during those two months and if they then
desire to pay one year in advance can
have the paper IA months for Sl.50. This
no lOnQer
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

&C. Court, March Term 1ss,
ORDERED, that the SOMERSET Rrpo,r,, -
nc newspaper printed at Skowhegan in the Comfy
OF Somerset, be designated, appointed, and mad,
.he county Paper, in which hereafter ali public no
uces are to be printed, until further order OF Cont
A true copy of order. n
Attest, L. II. WEnB Clerk
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
Not as They Used to Do.

"They don't do business as they used
to" observed the old gent, as lie wheeled
his chair around. "Twenty years ago o
man who failed in business had some
honor left. " Eyes, " replied the man on
his right. "My son Yves in business in
Chicago. IIc feilcd, and settled for
twenty-five cents on the dollar, but after
ward paid every creditor in fun end went
into business again" GLOW much did he
fail for the first time''' "Fiftcca c!ou-
sand dollars, sir. "Aud tao second
timer" ''rhc second Lamentations, for
$45, 900, 1 believe" After which tho old
gent suddenly turned tho CONVEX. alton
into other channels. -Chicaco Ti1,lcg.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Ire pillar boxes II Toronto differ from
any have ezsr had tn Pleasure u drop
Ping letter into. Taey arc square. Into
rae pillar the po5.I.aa places square,
liked try - IT lett.er. Tie pssti-an
make. - rounds sill a one horse wagon
which ! filled with these lesihrn boxes
Tic WAGON I al"as- II. Al the boxes
are empty when l. s'arfs oct and these
are laced one - one with fun boxes
taken from the pillars The boxes are
unlocked AZ the ppstoface and .he letters
arc therefore never handed b TIE post
ran 1or do hey run the risk of los or
ot getting WET az tie postraan scoops
them out al the street co-Iler Luke
sharp IL Detroi; Free Press.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

In regard to neatness, the nations and
races of tho world stand about a3 follows.
beginning at the bottom of tho scale:
Arabs, Chinese, jews Hungarians, Rus
SLAMS, Spaniards, Italians, Germans, Aus
trian, French, English, American, Japan
csc. 1t will be seen that we stand next
to the head, and it may be that we shall
in time even surpGss in this cardinal vir-
tue our wonderfully neat island Neighbour
of tho west-San Francisco Chronicle.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

| overheard Il rather otart;in~ly sug-
gestive conversation the other dey. Said
ono young girl of 10 to another who was
reading:
GLOW far have you got?''
"Oh, to where the father comes back"
"Isn't she married yet?''
mo; what would be reading on for if
she was married?'
"Well, she might get divorced, you
know. New York Graphic.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
VI ASONIC.

SOMERSET LopGg, No. 81, Il A. M-Stated
communication Mondays on or preceding full
moon. Masouic Hall so Water Street
SOMERSET On ArrER II. A. No is-Statad com
muncation last FRIDAY of each month
De MoLAY CoM,tANnERy X r-Mcetinos rst
Tuesday of each IN nth.
Mt MoRIAu CorNcIL-Mectings I'd Wednesday
of each M nth.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
LIGHT AND AIRY.


The Man That's Late.
On every road since railway trai
To turn their wheels began,
And every station you will see
A solitary man.
His brow is damp with beaded sweat,
His heart with woe is cleft.
Most earnestly he wants to go,
The man that's always left.
If the train due at / p m.
Should wait till half past eight,
Thered be one man come down to go
Just thirty seconds late.
R j. Burdette,
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

! feel depressed tonight" remarked
lar-e downtown frank manufacturer 70 his
Nile / think have taurh # malaria
4 fancy 1t will >o-n pass away. rci.iei
the ialv without mn ii rar-cru why
don't yai co around g. HI Grand Central
station and watch them handle franks far IN
hour Tint viii brighten f'u up"-New
York sun
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Mrs. Grant st.a tal.ez special interest
in one Of her oil paint as, large canvas
representing herself. the general. and
their children ~ they appeared just after
t-c close Z tie vur. 1t may Lot be q
work q ar" st.e says, and indeed some
II Iay fr lds a,k me why let Il hang
III my pGr,~r, bat II me II IS batter than
work # a.t. Harper Bazar.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
THE UPPER DEEP.


Are thine eyes too dim to read
Azure pages writ In roldY
mayhap, eyes Ike thine may need
Glasses that they may behold
All the star writ revelation
On the pages of creation.
flowing words of thrilling thought,
wonders 80 divinely wrought.
rlace the glasses to thine eyes
head the wonders of the skies.
Poems OF the islands golden
Glowing in the upper deep,
"hce each thought seems imagined. bold.,
In the eyes that never sleep; 1900
Pastrals of elysan plains,
where the star writ glory reigns.
d /, Wilson
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
BabYland, Pf ToM 'ss1.

BABYLAND will have two enticng new fea-
lures for the babies and their mammas, in ad
dition to the perennial pleasures Of the count
less little two-mniute stories and verses with
which the magazine always has abounded.
Especially calculated to merrily occupy the
eyes and cnre of the little ones are the monthly
pictorial pages called
PUZZLES ABOUT PETER AND PATTY,
text and pictures by Margaret Johnson; and es-
pccially calculated to sweetly teach and charm
are the home kindergarten delights called
NURSERY FINGER-PLAYS,
by Emile Poulsson, with dozens and dozens
and dozens of bewitching picture instructions
by L. J. Bridgman. Every one who has the
care'of little nursery toddlers will bless BABY
LAND for these features.
Big bright pictures, large print, strong paper,
dainty gay cover.
ONLY 80 CTS, YEAR.
HSpecimens free to intending subscribers.
Address orders TO
d. LOTHROP & CO., Publishers,
BOsroW, Mass. U. 5. A.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Hotel Guest-W alter how is this' Yester-
day, desiring to make a present to my daugh-
ter at the dinner table, put $500 bill in a
piece Of cake and told you to hand it to her.
Hotel Waiter-Yes, sab.
"But she says she got the cake and not the
money"
"Yes, sab; beg pardon, sab. thought you
intended that for my fee, sab. Omaha
World.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
DIRECTORY.
SOMERSET COUNTY OFFICERS

Clerk OF ceurts-1. H. Webb, Skowhegan.
County Attorney-James o. Bradbury, Hartapd
JUDGE of Probate-Turner Boswell, Scion,
Register of Probatc-S S. II Goodwin. Skowheyan
County Comnlissioners-A. !. Moore Iartland p
=. Hilton Brighton; Hiram Moore, Madison Cen
Register of Deeds-H. c. Decker, Skowhegan.
donnty Ireasurer-A. o. Frederic, Norrdgewoek.
Dcnut;,,E d Lyman, skowhegan.
Mosher, Pittsheld; b. NJ. Steward, No. Arson
Wm; W. Brown, Harmony; r. S. williams
hartiand; Lyman Grant, Scion; Augustus Brad
bnry, Fairfield; X. M. Baker, Norridgewock; c.
n. Jones, Athens; Benz. A. Sawyer, Starks
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
A Cordial Invitation.

Head of the House Ito young man at front
door)-Haven't told you, sir, never to call
here againi
Young Man-Yes, sir; but l haven't called
10 see Miss Clara this time. | have two
months gas bill to collect
Head Of the House lin milder tonel-l see'
You will please call again.-Life.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Year by year with ever increasing emphasis,
THE BOSTON WEEKLY JOURNAL has
been warranted in putting forth the claims of a
sterling New England Newspaper based on its
popular and representative position; and for
the year 1887 it mas to show enhancement Of
their characteristics, not merely by the promises
of the future, but by the performances Of the
past, which their vouchers.
The thirty-siy ample columns will retain as
heretofore the Gleanngs and Gossip of dis
tinctiyc interest t. our population; Notes on
the Industrial Avocatlons, Agricultural, Mari
time Manufacturing and Transportation; spe-
cial reports on Markets, Trade and Labor as
we'll as Financial Matters; Rambling Talks
and Essays on Home Topics; Correspondence
from various parts of the world by our own
correspondents; Congressional News; Politi-
cal Jottings; Editorials on Topics of Living
Interest; Poems, Sketches Miscellaneous and
Household Matters.
The excellent contributions of NJ l.. b., the
DoMEsTICANA ARTICLES, touching the varied
interests of lady readers, the PAHsIAN
LETTERS of Edward King, and the readable
sketches Of KENSEBEcKER will be maintained
as interesting features throughout the year.
The Weekly Edition is issued every Thursday.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

A medical journal says 'the application OF
a bit of ice to tho lobe of the ear will stop
hiccoughing" All a man who is accustomed
to hccoughing has to do then is to carry q bit
of ice around in his vest pocket and he can
cure himself instantly.-New York Graphic.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

CARRAnASsEr LODGE No. 34-AIects Wednesday
evenings 7.3u O'Clock.
PARMENAs ENCAMPMENT No. IS-Meets second
and urth Tuesdays of each month in Odd Fellows
hail. So Water Street.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

The beauty of autumn is fading away,
The landscapes are black and drear,
But the coal man laughs and the plumber is gay,
For their season is almost here.
Boston Courier.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

patrick, you told me you needed the alco-
ho to clean the mirrors with, and here find
you drinking it,"
"Faix, mum, it's a-drinkin' it and brathlng
on the glass DIM a-doin'. Life.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

GOOD iEMrLARs.Meetings Friday evenings at
Nutters's Hall, 81 Water st.
YOUNG MEMS REFORM CLuB--Meetings Sun
day evenings, at W. {. I. U. Hall.
WoMENs CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE UNION
G. A. h. Han, meetings TUESDAYS at .. p NJ.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Sweetness Long Drawn Out.
How sweet to listen to the bells
That call us to the pews.
How sweet to turn once more In bed
And take another anoozs
Hartford Sunday Journal
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

"Now, children said the Illinois school
teacher "can you tell me where Lake Michi-
gan isi'
ats near Chicago"
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Mrs Elizabeth Stuart phclpr. WHO is
in retirement TT Last Gloucester, Mass. is
an invalid and writes, " am able - worA
almost none ct all.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08
CLUE RATES..

Ten Copies and one extra to the organizer
Of a Club. $40
Twenty Copies and two cxtra............. 20
One Copy free for every Ten Subscribers.
By these terms and in view Of the Journalists
tic value for which they stand, it is believed
that our subscribers can congratulate them
selves on securing the
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

The single man doth now appear
With overcoat upon his back;
The married man looks sad and drear,
While his wife gets into her sealskin sack
Merchant Traveller.
The Somerset reporter., 1886-12-08

Connecticut is said to be the only state
east Of Nebraska where an attempt at
suicide is not legal misdemeanor