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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-03-05
No. 309.
REPORT

nf the condition of The FIRST NATIONAL BANK
~ of Woodstown, at Woodstown, in The
state of New Jersey, AT the close OF business
Sd month lth 1896.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-03-05

DISTINGUISHED advice to people who pro-
pose making ont municipal ticket
wait till the other fellows have held their
cancus and see what they do. and then
make out your ticket by taking up the
other candidates or running new men.
Moral-1f man comes at you with a
club and you think he means to knock you
ont, wait till you see whether he has
knocked you out, and after he has, doctor
yourself up the best you canand go at him.
You will have so much better chance than
if you jumped ON him and took his club
from him before he hits you.
Perhaps better plan would be to do as
you think best, and let the other fellows
run their own machine their own way and
let the best ticket get there
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-03-05

The Register claims to have authority
for the statement that all the expenses of
the celar-way litigation on the part of the
Borough are paid up to date. That don't
alter the fact that said expenses repre-
sent Just 1884 of the peoples money ex-
pended without any justification, except
the desire to down citizen, on the part
of the patriotic and public spirited Coun-
Gil. Is the game worth the candle?
The indications are that the people pro-
pose to take a hand in the approaching
Borough election and test the question
whether their interests are proper subjects
of consideration at the hands of the Bor-
ough government or whether they must
continue to submit to the dctation of ring
rule and the disagreement of ring Off
Gals. On the answer to this QUESTION de-
ponds good deal of the welfare this little
municipality for some years to come.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-03-05

a. Il, ,i"ihh bees, in simplicity hives. which
800 per hive 'i'h'- ifiS''
Mrs. /. H. HUMPHREYS,
WOodstown. y j.
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Money Wanted.

NJ ma wanted in sums of from 500 /,
~ 10 800 Good individual or ronl ,st,,i
security given. VI '''' '''e'
Inquire at This Office
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1886-03-05

woopsrowN. FRIDAY. MARCH 5. 1886.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
PecuIiarities ia HoIstein Milk.

First-It takes the cream longer to rise
than it does from the milk of other breeds.
Second Holstein milk is more dense and
does not sour as soon as other milk; hence
this quality is particularly valuable to the
milkman and the cheese manufacturer.
Third-Holsteln milk is remarkably rich
in caSeine. the cheese basis; hence for the
production of cheese it has no equal.
Fourth-HOlstein milk Is rich, and has a
good body even after il has been skimmed.
Some of my friends who are breeding
Jersey cattle may question these state
ments, as they claim Holstein milk is thin
even before the cream is taken off. How
do they know? Not one jersey breeder in
a hundred ever owned or MIXED HolStein
cow. l make no war on Jersey cows, as
they are good for butter, but | do know that
many of the assertions made by Jersey
breeders respecting Holstem milk are not
true. l know whereof | speak, as | have
made tons of HolStein butter and cheese,
hence / know the appearance and nature
of HOlsten milk when it is first taken from
the cow; also after it has been skinned;
and for family and general dairy purposes
it has no equal After all the cream has
been taken out of Holstein milk it is not
blue and thin. like the'skimmed milk from
jersey cows but is still rich in caSeine and
is of superior quality for raising calves and
MOS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Permanent Pastures.

What grass lands can do in affording a
great amount of pasture if applied with
water, when most needed, may be seen from
the following account in the Colorado
Farmer of a pasture on the farm Of Alfred
Storrs, of that state:
This gentleman has field of fifteen acres,
including little lake of two acres, that
was seeded to red clover, timothy and blue
grass four years ago. This farm was
moved two years ago, and since then has
been used as a pasture. When we saw this
field last week there were grazing on it
thirty-five head of Shorthorn cows and
calves. and the pasture was almost knee
high, fresh growing, luxuriant, the cattle
were sleek and fat, fit for beef, every one
of them.
We were informed by Mr.. Storrs' fore
man that this piece of ground had carried
on an average through this entire season,
and all of US know how unusually dry
one it has been, twenty-five head of cattle
including and taking into consideration the
absence of the cattle from the field during
the days of irrigation, almost two head to
the acre, and he said if the field had been
made into two they could have run on these
fifteen acres at least two head per acre of
grown cattle.
This is better by far than can be done in
any state east of here, and it is because of
our system of irrigation. The grass is
kept always growing; it never dries up for
want of rain. By irrigation the grass can
be kept at that stage of growth that makes
it the most nutritious. The irrigating dis
solves the droppings Of the cattle and dis
tributes it oyer the surface of the field, thus
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No EnlputatiOn.
Wall Street News.

gentlemen" said an old-fashioned Bal
timore merchant, as he called his clerks
around him, Il have decided to make a
new departure. 1 shall put in cashier
who will hereafter handle all the money
and make all the change"
There was great sensation among them
them at once, with muttered threats about
resigning.
but. gentlemen he continued, ''to
prove that this step is no imputation on
your honesty. will agree to advance every
clerks wages to cover the amount he has
been in the habit of forgetting to deposit in
the drawer at night. Please hand in 20 ur
figures this afternoon"
The new departure was inaugurated with
out single resignation belngoffered or any
figures submitted.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23

continually keeping up the fertility; there
are no burnt-out knobs in the field, no spots
of over-luxuriant grass that the cattle will
not eat.
Here is sample pasture for the in spec
ton of every doubling or hating farmer IN
the state. Now is the time to plan for your
pasture field, and we would urge every
farmer who can to make it possible to do SO
at once; get ready to make a pasture for
their COWS and horses, as there is money
in it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
PRETTY BLUE EYES.

Pretty blue eyes, so kind and true,
Gaze in mine with loves own hue.
Do you know how sweet from you
Comes your answer ever new:
~ love you'll l love your
Pretty eyes, that pierce me through;
Meier lover ever knew.
When sweet kisses first he drew
Warm from lips of crimson hue,
Joy like mine when, fond and true,
Soft you Whisper: II love your
Pretty eyes, how gay are you?
Your gaze in mine seems to strew
All my life with morning dew;
Fair aud radiant is the view,
Ever sparkling, ever new;
Ever constant, fond and true,
AS you whisper: II love you"
Elsie Serrano.
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y u salbles.

It is rumored that Geronimo has been
engaged by a New York restaurant to
scalp butter.-New Haven News.
'sWhat makes the shoes go?" asks an ex
change. We had always supposed it was
the feet.-Burlington Free Press.
Jones-Hello, Smith! Got home again?
SMITH suppose so. l don't look as if
I was out of town, do I?-LOwell Citizen.
'sThere is a great falling off of the pop
ulation," observed the Brooklyn police
man, ''since this bridge was erected. -
Lowell Citizen.
An English physician says short hair de-
prives the brain of electricity. There are
lots of people who need long hair.-Hart-
ford Post.
In Collinsville, Ind, a tree fell and
killed man who was whistling ''Tit-
Willow" 1t is supposed to have been a
chestnut tlee.-New Haven News.
General Guitar is running for congress in
the Sixth Missouri district, and there is
music in the air. The opposition are en-
deavoring to play Guitar for fat.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
A young Vermont fisherman has just
landed a Speckled beauty, so he writes us.
We imagine from the tone of his letter that
he has married freckled girl.-BurliDgton
Free Press
A prize-ighter, who was captured in the
ring and brought before justice of the
peace, gave as his excuse that he couldn't
help it; he was roped in. Huntington
Free Press.
'Science enumerates 5SS species of or
i,,t ho OH no I'm
think of it, Every time you draw in your
breath whole geological garden slips down
your windpipe.-Kentucky State journal.
Small coins are said to becoming into prom
inence. We are glad to hear it. Hereto
fore they have had a mean kind of way of
getting down in one corner of your vest
pocket and staying there Rochester Post
Express.
Reporter suppose you were badly
scared by the earthquake?
Georgian-I didn't know anything about
it till saw it in the papers. L thought it
was a fresh attack of fever and ague my
wife had.-LOWell Citizen.
Co. Ganymede, and bring it quick,
That little chestnut bell
Well ring it on the earthquake, lad,
Which hath musty smell.
Washington Critic.
"There are many temptations to profan-
ity besetting the unwary. and particularly
those of hasty temper. Do you ever swear,
young MANI"
No, sir; don't" was the reply. ''Pm
proof-reader. It's the other fellows that
do the swearing. "-Pittsburg Dispatch.
At Political Headquarters.
Bumble-'They say Smith is up for the
house from your district What are his
chances-has he got barrel?"
Bambe-'I don't know for sure; but
shouldn't wonder. IT any rate, l never
saw him when he didn't have bottle. y
Boston Transcript.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
He may not have at lady's lips
That which In dance he won.
Harry VIII savs TO Anne BOleYn:

He may not have at lady's lips
That which In dance he won.
Henry VIII. says to Anne Boleyn:
Sweetheart,
I were unmannerly to take you out
And not to kiss you.
To kiss a lady against her will is an as
sault, punishable under our law by fine and
Imprisonment. So gallants must have a
care how they yield to rosy temptation.
Rare Ben Johnson. who said:
He WAS wishing
He might die a-kissing.
wrote also the immortal lines to Celia:
Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And will pledge with mine,
Or leave q kiss but in the cup
And I'll not look for wine.
And DodSley'S verse is almost as familiar:
One kind kiss before we part,
Drop a tear and bid adieu;
Though we sever, my fond heart,
Till we meet shall pant for you.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
wrote also the immortal lines to Celia:
HE WAS ..ALL BROKE UP.o
The Young Strangers Hollow Eyes
Made HI i'm Am Object of Solicitude.

A young man got off a train at the North
western railway station at Chicago the other
day, says the Herald, and after walking
slowly and laboriOusly up the short flight
of stairs which led to the waiting-room,
stopping a few times on the way to rest, he
looked around for a place to sit down.
His wan, thin face, heavy eyes and gen
eral appearance of weakness and detection
attracted attention. and kind old gentle
man accosted the stranger aud asked him If
he could be of any assistance.
MOO" the young man drawled out: 81
guess I'll get along if l take my time to it,"
''Are you ill?"
''No-o, Pm not sick. But I feel as if I
was all broke up"
''Been in an accident?"
moo. I'm just tired, that's all.
Thanks, you may call Hanson for me, if
you will. Don't believe l could ever walk
out to the street cars. L don't mind if you
do carry my valise. l am SO tired"
''What is the matter with you?"
''Oh, nothing much. I'm just returning
from my vacation. I'll be all right i'll a
week OF two."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Quips from the Authors,

''The Three acknowledgements of a
clearinghouse pillow.
s'Nora's Love Test'-Letting him see her
when she wasn't powdered up.
1.-THE Lonely Heir'-The one on the
dudes lip.
picked Up Adrift"-The snow in the
snow shovel.
Beyond the Breakers''-Ornaments out
of the children's reach.
''What He Cost Her'-Not half as much
as she cost him.
"Cometh Mp as Flower'-The weed. ;"
''Lady Audley's Secret Her age
Life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Kissed Off Lffe,s stage.

Rochester Post-Express.
An Italian actor who had been Kissed
went out an shot himself, whereas Dixey.
the New York favorite, when Missed in
London, sought the acquaintance of the
Prince of Wales. We don't know why it
is. but somehow our sympathy goes out to
Dixey in preference to the other fellow.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Ammonia in Baking Powders.

Scientific American.
Among the recent discoveries in science
and chemistry none is more important than
the uses to which common ammonia can be
properly put as a leavening agent, and
which indicate that this familiar salt is
hereafter to perform an active part in the
preparation of our daily food.
The carbonate of ammonia is an exceed
ingly volatile substance. Place a small
portion of it upon knife and hold over a
flame, and it will almost Immediately be
entirely developed into gas and pass off into
the air. The gas thus formed is simple
composition of nitrogen and hydrogen. No
residue is left from the ammonia. This
gives it its superiority as leavening power
over soda and cream OF tartar used alone,
and has induced its use as supplement to
these articles. A small quantity of am
monia in the dough is effective in producing
bread that will be lighter, sweeter and more
wholesome than that risen by any other
leavening agent. When it is acted upon by
the heat of baking the leavening gas that
raises the dough is liberated. In this act it
uses itself up, as it were; the ammonia is
entirely diffused, leaving no trace or resi-
dunn whatever. The light fluffy, faky ap-
pearance, so desirable in biscuits, etc.. and
so sought after by professional cooks, is
said to be impaired to them only by the use
of this agent.
The bakers and baking powder manufac-
turers producing the finest goods have been
quick to avail themselves of this useful dis
covery, and the handsomest and best bread
and cake are now largely risen by the aid
of ammonia, combined. of course. with
other leayening material.
Ammonia is one of the best known
products of the laboratory. If, as seems to
be justly claimed for it, the application of
its properties to the purposes of cooking
results in giving us lighter and more whole
some bread, biscuit and cake, it will prove
boon to dyspeptic humanity, and will
speedily force itself into general use in the
new field to which science has assigned it,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
No Chance TO go Out.

NorTistown Herald.
The big vessel the Great Eastern, has
become floating theater." 1t may be
possible to sink as much money in a floating
theater as in one that doesn't float; but it
has one advantage: the bibulous young man
can't go out between the acts to flavor his
breath.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
DO Won Know

That McLain has the best assortment of
fannels at the lowest prices of any one in
the city. See his red flannel at 25c yard.
Don't forget the place. McLain's. 3S4 Wa
basha street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Tif,e unsv,rauce.

The subscription books of the Real Estate
Title Insurance company are open for in
spection at the National German-American
bank.
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Departing Trains
La Crosse, Dubuque and st.
Tnrie T-nraOe

La Crosse, Dubuque and St
Louis Express. :.
Prairie du Chen, Milwau
kee and Chicago Express
Calmar and Davenport Elk.
Ortonville & Fargo Elk.
Milwaukee & Chicago Elk
press. ...... .............
NOrthfield. Faribault. DIVA
tonna, Austin and Mason
City.
La Crosse Passenger.
Aberdeen and Mitchell Elk
Chicago Limited .........
La Crosse and Dubuque
Fast Express. ..........
Milwaukee and Chicago
Express. .......
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Arriving Trains


Chicago & Milwaukee Elk
press 49,.
Dubuque and La Crosse
Fast Express -.
CHI cago Linn ted.
Davenport and Calmar Elk
Mason City, Austin. DIVA.
tonna. Faribault and
Northfeld.
Mitchell and Aberdeen Elk
Chicago and Milwaukee
Express
Fast Mail and La Crosse.
Chicago, Milwaukee and
Prairie du Chen Elk.
Fargo and Ortonville Elk.
st. Louis Dubuque and La
Crosse EXpress
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$3.50: rrr; Arrive Arrive
st. Paul. Mimi apois

+Daily. +Except sundays. Eight trains to 5l4il-
water Except Monday.
IE-Tckets. sleeping accommodations and
all information can be secured at
No. 10 Nicollet House Block, Minneapolis.
W. B. WHEELER, Ticket Agent.
H. l.. MARTIN, Agent, Minneapolis Depot.
No. 159 Fast Third street, opposite Merchants
Hotel, st. Paul.
CHAS. H. PETSCH City Ticket Agent
BROWN Il KNEBEL. Agents. st. Paul Union
Depot
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Tools and Repairs.

Cultivator.
It must be a very bungling farmer who
cannot afford to have from SO to S25 worth
of sharp tools and a good place to keep and
use them. The intereS such an invest
ment will be less than it may cost to make
a single "trip to the village to get some small
but very indispensable repairing done when
harvest is driving, and perhaps several men
waiting with nothing to DO but to figure up
how much they will get for the time they are
idle. Some men have very little faculty in
the use of tools, but if there are two or
three boys in the family there will probably
be at least one that will learn to use tools.
if he can have them to use. Unless we
lived very near shop we should about as
soon think of trying to get along without a
plow or cultvatOr as to get along without
a good hammer and monkey wrench. and
vet until moving machines came into gem
eral use and wreneheS were put in as
a part of the outfit by the manufae-
turer monkey-wrenches were quite
rarely found on farms. An old pair Of
broken-jawed pincers were frequently the
nearest approach to wrench when nut
needed to be taken off for putting new
point to the plOw We know this for we
have had our fingers pinched many times
trying to do just this thing, before good
wrencheS became common. No farm out
fit is complete without two or three saws, a
claw-hammer, a Ratchet, square, some
planes, a set of bits and bit-stock, screw
driver, a few gimlets. avis, punches, files
of different shapes and sizes, two or three
ehisels mallet and a good workbench
with wise attached.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-09-23
Rye for Fall and Spring Pasture.
Ho,

Rye for Fall and Spring Pasture.
Iowa Homestead.
Allow me to urge every farmer to SOW
rye on every available acre just as soon as
the ground is in proper condition. 1t is
now evident that the dry weather will
shorten our crops, and we should at once
look for some means by which to replace
the loss. By the early and extensive SOW
ing of rye an immense amount of
pasturage can be secured for stock,
which will add very greatly in carrying
the cattle and horses through till another
season. II rain comes soon and the
sowing to be done promptly large amount
of pasture can be secured for use this fall;
but if circumstances are such as to prevent
sowing in time for fall purposes it will be
ready for early spring and may be pastured
into May, and with a favorable spring a
fair crop can still be secured. or if the land
is then wanted for corn, pasture close and
turn under. After years of experience it
has been the conclusion of the writer that
there was no crop which, all things consid-
cred, paid better than rye, except, of course,
grass, which is the crop for Iowa. After
the rains come sowing may be done at al
most any time before the ground is frozen.
Having purchased a farm late in the fall
few years ago was delayed in sowing that
place until the 29th of October. The ground
being wet at the time the grain sprouted at
once, and was just beginning to come
through the surface when everything froze
up for the winter, but the rye came through
all right and yielded bountifuI crop the
next season.
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Des Moines & Kansas City
Milwaukee & Chicago EI
Sioux c., SKI. &Pipest'ne
Shakopee & Merriam in.
Omaha & Kansas City,.
Green Bay e. wisconsin Elk
Shakopee & Merriam in
Lake Superior Express. :.
saltwater and River Falls
River Falls & Ellsworth.
Chicago Day Express ...-.
Chicago Short Line Limt'd
Duluth & Ashland nig't ex
st. Paul 4 Pierre Express
Lake Crystal and Gilmore.
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a means Daily. Except sunday CMondays (.
certed. D except Saturday
Additional trains between ST. Paul and Minna-
apolis via Short Line leave both cities hourly;
Tor particulars see Short Line ime tables
ST PAUL-Chas- Thompson. City Ticket Agent,
Agents, Union Depot.
MINNEAPOlIS-W. B. Chandler, City Ticket
Agent, No. 7, Nicollet House A. B. Chamberlain
Ticket Agent Depot.
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The Palace Sleeping ana farIor Car Route 70
Chicago.
Chicago Day Express
Milwaukee Chicago, Leave Leave
Oshkosh. Fond duLae, Minneapolis. St. Paul
Neenah and wauke- -
sha, Eau Claire ..... 1850 p. IN. 1850 p. IN.
Chicago Night Exp
Milwaukee, Chicago,
Oshkosh, Fond du Lac
Neenah. Waukesha
and Eau Claire. $50. $40 p. m. 800 p. m
Chicago Day Express Arrive Arrive
From Chicago, Mil Minneapolis. st. Paul.
waukee, Oshkosh,
Fond du Lac and Nee
nah. Observation-Disclosures. 500 p. m, $40 a. m.
Chicago Night Exp
From Milwaukee, Chi
cag0 Oshkosh, Nee
nah and Fond du Lac T:5O a. m. $3.50 D. N
An trains daily, Sundays included.
Chicago day express arrives at Chicago 645 a.
m; Chicago day express arrives at Chicago 12:45
p m. Through Car Servce-All trains carry ele-
CANT day coaches, superb sleepers and luxurious
dining cars without change between Minneapolis,
st. Paul and Chicago For tickets, rates, berths
in sleepers and ali detailed information. apply to
the city Offices Minneapolis, No. 10 Ncollet House
Block, corner of Nicollet and Washington avenues;
F. II. Arson. Northwestern Passenger Agent. st.
Paul-No. 173 East Third street, Merchants Hotel
Block; c. T. Robb. City Ticket Agent. +. n. Fin
ney, General Manager. James Barker, General
Passenger and Ticket Agent. milwaukee,
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Departing Trains. M;nn,ano1is - psn1
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B Sis a NJ B 5:45 a n

a s:55 a IA 7:35 a n
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4 1855 al A S:30s II
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WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINE.

The Palace Sleeping and Parlor Car Route to
Chicago