The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-01
HOTEL ROLLS.
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Guests al remote American hotels conducted on the Nour,'-a psNin plan havc no doubt noticed after few weeks at the house heavy feeling in the pit ot the stomach Nt first thtS tx mistaken for mental gloom but this k an crrouc0uS djaxne>I> Y k gastric gloom l. k induced hV the strat hand tohaud couAict between the bomb prof biscuit et the hotel ant eternal lu>tlcr
 Eternal lu>tlrc comc> out ou top perhaps but she k m poor >hap,, to tackle the next one fGc>, wad> of gun cotton plaster paris aud 3lWau are mot with at the hotel whcre the-erapc,s never taken oN the door Death and baking powder hi~cuitS are sNnanNmou> term> The old fashioned poet used to picture death m the act of muw tnE down his millions with >cNthe and wappy iawed >nath but now the bart could b. more vigorous in his lsnruacc than to >av
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 These maeadmjted rnll> are made now with a tlal un tue top | notice. similar Ia the flap on au eld fashioned tkv, book The huuunr-casr biscuit i> found ta h, superior tu the old style which could be opeued with a nail The cpt,~cut hotel roll that K. the one We have m our midst k maie W cou drmued Gaut that ha, hrsu refused ou th" Indian reservation and tlrred over to tho War Department This flour wath analsam hllmt and treproot Wotk> makes a rotl that Mlll resist the action ut avtds ar tho grand iurN
 tue hotel man tu Il western state showed me three sot> ot talse teeth that hc had tnurht with the >autr biscuit n siN weeks Whltr tho legislature Wa, tu session He ~aid that one man came upt ot uie dining runm With case, lnltr m onv hand and h,s mouth ,n tue other He >eenrd excited aud tuod to talk hut could not mak" hin>rlt un der>tood llo raid hi> htl and went away Pretty ~aou Il waiter brought jn one#ut those laN hstt,'~ usri en the h,ll oi tare ae rolls and III II the tnaui | set oi almost new teeth
 \ hotel mans hto o.is not wholk de-u= tute et loN and sunlight attcI all
 Hotel rolls when properly fired uak" hn" appeataucr as an otna mental corner on an Itou t,uee They h,vr wonderful fovc1> ot enamrnee a,~a People who ha>e died suddenly nom eating th" hotel rnll have m s,,s. erd instances been cromutcd When the t>hc~ Were carefully examined tho rall wa> found Ia ho intact
 |" not >aN that thp light ut wa1 through perdltrau k not paved Wrth soad intentions lut brhcNr thai many ot oar leading ,tti<cne will he dt-ap pointed wheu thct rct thrre to find the hotel roll an all tl,e principal >treet. riaeidlN resisting the wcar and teaf of e"ntane- as Well as the di.astrous ci t,etS of the lew hot ualunous ehruato
 If We could sec the sad otloct~ ot thc rolI in 1t. rha.tly carccr along the al,' ur.utarV canal c,adiue tlp cu.p,l, hi cu-pld, and ulolar~ u.ultug tn, sub uaNIhuN. sub hneu4l and patuud sal NtrN rmnd> WlIiug lt- oNoi-hor- on the unld httlc 'rirlotu~ tob"Faannr' down tho a.~orhNPu- and ludlue niul l dull amt ch"niHr thud agaupst tlpr walls pt tn" tn, stomach VI. would hesitate about t.unpsrhF WIth q
 II We cellld laN a-ids uur work tui= au hour or two and pass mtp ih, l,r,-"nc, of old Mr Ga>trI, what would Nc-r"2
 \ man about medium height Nith D, sinister expression. a litrlo '-ulrcd hl oy"rwork and an>ioty He ha- iust rc dueod to pulpa small wad ,f cak rnadr hy a hrid" aud entirely exhausted he sinks down neat tho storm door at tn. foot of th" via n'~orhaRt,- for rect
 Tins l- ui, unan ;'a>tii.. tEe :san h" never hmch,d when pie and I,anraloou buttons hu7r hecn bestowed upon him Bat now shy do,~ he quail Why dnr- he -Iudl"r' HoI, net ,,sd ,>tr iut -huid"inR'
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 II l. the -tcnlth, footiall of ,h. baking powder biscuit mtb murder aud alum in it's hr'a-t
 With ~nari "t rtge and a low u,a lciuu- Wrgl, that make ,pot, hitl. gastric tolhcln curl up and ir, tp sneak away rnto the 'luod"num he -lat- rld Mir Gastric ncf"-. the face and eyes and thu tonrnanent hoelns
 Thc." -tay- repr".cnt the appear ancc of th" Armament as viewed hy Nr Gastric Two hour~ hay" p,,-cd Down in ou" conner of h., laboratory with rho