The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-02-04
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The sia0v I&lln says the reason Why
~ nspy men have family trouble Is that
they marry niss
--Jcses Can yeu sl.sys tall fool
Brown III W dcesni ash 700 much What
would you liie 70 know
"A rcoeni novel has this passage
.Aad 9TH both arms oissped sbout her
sleDder waist be ssroked Der hair iondly.
No freedman likes 70 dAEce The
German. bat be always expresses himself
~ perfectly willing 10 make the German
dance
Yes, cir, ssid White. experience
mst~s fool. wise Think soa' said
Black, "tLen you've never bad any eapcr-
isnee
"A philosopher observes ''sir things
are requisite to create . happy home. T"
oss u these is good eook. aud the other
N'1 ~" 1sAVfs
~Dio Lesis cay. that hot water will
cats I'll complaints 10 that case improv-
iJea, msu ought 10 be extra healthy, for
The, are sIssys ia II.
Mother You haven't given The child
sD, paizsl Teacher -Alssi he's alusys
tdis. Mother Then he's deserving .
pnrs for perseverance,.
The Philadelphia Call has taken out
patent on the announcement that now iss
good time TO buy Thermometers because
they are 20 low.
An agricultural paper says: mo AMI
mai can ca, aud hsbt At the same time. >
Evidently never saw a traveller at . ten
minutes lunch stand.
"A Pr~sch BARRIERS sign board reads
Thus: "To.morrou the public will be
shaved grs.utitously." OF course. il is
alssys tomorrow.
catering the asylum for inebriates,
"" sSAeo' Nv ~" He"s "'uoAsius
hsrei' Yes, sir" "Well. I'm one.
Where's yer barr"
Yes. said old Mrs. Badger, II have
met Colonel Ingersoll, and i thought lie
was very pleasant gentleman; but !
have heard that be was regular anne
thyst"
--0ne lady said TO another: Have you
been 10 church to-day? We had = most
beautiful sermon on training children.
mo. I was at home. doing il" was the
reply.
"A poor Young man and his young
wife get along very well with their econ
omy until the dry goo,ls stores begin to
spread all over the newspapers. Then
there's break.
On the door plate Of a st. Lonis res
idence may be read MRS. Gibbs. elocu
tionist, poetes., washer aud ironer. The |
washer aud ironer probably support the
elocuiiopist and poetess.
Bill Nye knows and Indian squsw
whose name translated into our tongue |
means The swlft-daugbter of-the- prairie |
blizzard that gathers the huckleberry- on
the-run- and don't you-forget-it.
--"Ain't !. time you paid me that five
dollsn2' asked farmer Of his neighbor.
''Tsiut due" was the reply. But you
promised to pay me when you got back
from New York I" "Well. hain't been
there yet.
"Why didn't you put on clean col.
lar before yon left homer called out an
impairment young fop to car conduc'
Tor. cause your mother hadn't sent
home my washingl" was the eItinguish.
Ing reply.
I'll have such an indulgent husband,
said little Mrs. Doll" "Yes, so George
says" responded Mrs. Spitful, quietly;
sometimes be. INDUCES too much. doesn't
hes' They no longer speak to each
other
-Out in Minneapolis, man seen stag
gefing along the street is never charged
with being the worse for liquor. He is
chsritably assumed TO be . stranger, IN
accustomed 10 the exhilsrating Atmos-
pherc Of Minnesots.
Cant Jon drive fAster John?" said .
farmers wife; well never get 10 the vii.
lage at this rate" Cant help IT," re-
piled John. Then hosses has plowed
oil the week. an I want to save what life
they j. got left for . dash past the tav-
ern."
The western editor Who put the head
Natural Gas" over the proceedings OF
. voman's rights convention, vas con-
vsniently "out Of town" when . commit
see Of ladies' wearing spectacles and
revengeiul expression called TO interview
him.
"A smart bit OF rcparice was overheard
the other day 81 Killarney. A guide with
. tourist scowlcd u . peasant Who stared
we'll a. him. You'll know me again IL
you meet me. " said the guide mot II
you wash your fsos. " said the peasant
There Il another cold wave coming.
remarked Mr.. FAnele 10 bis wife last
night. "whsss from asked his wife.
''FrnG The Northwest, where they all
pces from" why do Ill tho cold waves
nome from the Northwest my DEAR" "oh
bccanAe there ia 30 much GOODNESS between
"a Paul scd Minneapolis.
Daring discussion Of religious top
cs. young Brown said: Il tell you that.
I The other animals do NOT exist after
lsaih neither viii man. There 10 no diff.
ference bekween man and besst" And