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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-03-12
Candies.

In little work entitled ''Candy
making at Home which We can fur
aish for so cents, we and tie follow
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1886-03-12

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who are not we'll satisfied 20 will send one delis-
70 pay for the trOHbIe OF writing Ne. Fan partSe.
ulare. directions. &C.. sent frie. lmnenSe wAv -
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
HumboIdt's Maniac

The case Of the late mad King Louis
Of Bavaria revived the very OIL ques-
ton - 70 where reason ends and mad
bAss beCins. Apropos OF tha discussion,
a French paper tells a story.
During one OF his visits to Paris.
Baron Won Humoolus expresseI ~ 10
friend, Dr.. Blanche. the distinguished
authority in matters concerning insan-
Ity, uesire to meet one of his patients.
Nothing easier" said Dr. Blanche.
Come aId take dinner with me to-
morrow"
Next day Humho DIT found himself
seated at the dinner-table II the famous
alienist 2 company with two unknown
in black, with while cravat, gOld-bOwed
spectacIes, and who had a smooth lace
and very bald head, sat with great grav-
ity through the entire inner.
He was evidently a & ntleman Of un-
dou ted manners, but very taciturn.
He bowed, ate and sad not a word.
The other guest n the contrary, wore
a great shock of hair brusneI wildly
INTO the air his shabby blue coat was
buttUned askew his collar was rumpled,
and the ends of b crazy necNUie hOat-
ed over his shoulders. he helped Linn
self ate and chartered at the same time
Story u. on stUIy uId this incoherrnt
with Lne present flew from Sweuenborg
to Fourier, from Cleopatra 70 Jenny
Lind, fIotn Arc Iue4es 10 Lamar ne,
and Take politics mi literature IL The
same breath.
At the dessert Hum boldt leaned over
and whispered III his hosts ear, gianc-
ing at the same lime at tn fantastic
p,rsonage, whore discourse was suIi
running on:
- am very much obliged 70 you.
Your maniac has really am used me.
My manic :" said Jue doctor, start
ing back. Why, ,AaJ isn the ma-.lac.
Ii the other one.
What! Ihe one who hasn't said a
wordG"
- Certainly"
- But who in the world can the man
be who has talked TINS fashion ali the
while.
THAT Is Balzao, the famous novelist,
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
Aba ing the Cat Nuisance.

A New York newspaper gives the Ioi-
lowing account OF the ingenious device
adopted to stop the nuisance, by you.tS
fellow whose sleep was broken by the
vocal pcrfoI nances Of cats.
The neig hborhooJ in which the
youn. man lives is one of those most
abounuing in cats. Allowing three cats
to each household In several blocks
around, it is esJimated that there is a
contingent remainder of several thOUs-
and cats, without owners or homes, VINO
disappear mysteriously N daytime, but
gather in the b. OK yards and on tie g-r-
uen fences and arDors and shade ire
in that ciniIy a, nigh, to interchange
their views on the current topics OF the
day exercise their vocal accomplish
meuts and indulge in free lights.
The young man faS eLed on the top
OF fence board wId.- enough for tue
sIrInging upon IL in raiie lines OF six
wires connected with q olTonS galN anic
battery in his room.
- Tne board was a tempting one Tor
cat promenades, but the wires were 20
arraD ged that IL was not possible Tor j..
cat TO walk over t. EN- ~llhOUt tOuc inS
Two at once and getting a powerful. ell T.
IrIc suOck when tie switch key turned
on the current.
q The t1rsL two cats that had the Ak
perien got 1t .os er, and vent up
pain and terror. Iney claw d tn a.
IIosphere while flying, but When TN
lanued in the yard lay ior = feH H.
i..enJs ns il Ihey we're paraiy g.. In
.hey got up, shook Ji.eir paws as II u
Ing LLem, and, with anri hted looks -
around, stule quietly from sigRt 49,
herring.
" Next a big tom cat WAS allowed 70
ct on the miudle Of the bOarG, W cIe
LIE sat down on his hauuehes, looked It
the moon, and began has fdvotite ARIA.
lie got the current sOlidIy and went up
Ike d rocket several feet, giving vent 10
blood-curdLng yell as he flew.
No more was heard from him that
night.
Many more cats were fred OF the
nee then and on succeeding RigAts
untu 1t is believed that every one about
there knows how 1t feels.
- II only startled them into temporary
silence, without iLiuriug them, and
could not be called cruel at all, but IL
has evidently given rise to belief
among them that tn fence is haunted,
ami now they viii not so near II. Even
in day ume they look upon IL with mani
lest appreheusI a.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

The attraction that lies in a beautiful
woman's open mouth, slys The Boston
Record, hasn't been sung by the poets
a great zeal, but 1t is mOmentOus fact
lust the same.
Tnrre Is lovely girl, whose home Is
a. one uf our watering places, who a.
mos. always goes about with her mouth,
In wuicn there are two exquisite lows Of
pc lily teeth, open, and who, oddly
enough, generally mas an admIrinB circle
Of men and youths about her.
Her elder SIS, er who doesn't hold her
mouth open, told the other day how the
thing goes
"a, the party last night" said she,
Bessie was sitting with her mouth
o Cd, for a wonder. and there want
anybody with her FOR 8 wonder, too.
- Present Y she opened her mouth a
little, anu a young man lett me and went
over 10 Her. Tusn she opened her
mouth little wider, and another young
man went over where she Was. By and
by she opened her mouth little more,
so that both rows of ler ,eeth showed,
and she kept laughing about zOmeth.ng,
and the men kept gathering around
ler.
Dear mel Thought her jaws would
break, but it's erfectly natural for
her u keep her mo tn open that way
And the young men fairly sHarmed
around her al the evening"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
John ChinAman as q Barber.

Now come and gel shaved by my
Chinese barber" said my r.end, and
few minutes later we entered the ION
soriaI paiaoe OF See Chung, at % Mott
street.
This, to the uninitlated, is even a more
novel experience than to dine at a Chi
nese re taurant. l doubt II tn re is any
barber in Bosl Ion who would understand
how to use such an assortment OF razors
as See Chung keeps on hand.
First, the G. lnese barber lathers he
face of his customer with q tooth brush,
and then re goes at the beard with q
broad short-bladed razor, set in its handle
like an AK.
After scruping away with this instru-
ment for awhile, he changes It for a
much ma rover AID lighter blade, until.
when he comes to shave tue Lose a d
the inside of the ears, he uses n thln
flexible bit of finely tempered steel,
which is only abouJ rs broad as a tooth
pick.
/ Will confess that it makes a novice
q little bit nervous to have this glitter
ing little piece of Keen steel go waggl ng
aboug the delicate tissues and 6bres Of
the ears and nasal organ but il you did
not See it, you would never know that
it was being used upon you, SO Light is
the touch OF the artist who is manipulate
Ing it Boston Herald.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
Animal 8 irIfs.

The fox terrier is always reader or a
walk than his master, and generally en-
Joys himself moIe thoroughly on the
way. His natural gait 5 swifter than
mans, aRd all animals Of whom that
can be said have a great advantage n
the amount of / leasure which they de-
rive, or ought to derive from the use
of their limbs.
The glory of rapid motion which we
can only begin to realize on the box
SO It of a coach, or in the NOV ment Of
skating, must be something much more
intense to the chamois or The white
headed Iie.
Constantly, throughout the animal
world, we notice that del. ght in the use
OF mUscle and limb which in man scarce
ly survives his majority, but which In
them lasts far into ma, UritY.
We are accustomed uDcunsiously to
recognize t4eir prer gative IN this re-
spect when we apply tue phrase " animal
Spirits to a boy who is full of life aud
energy, and who enjoy, run over the
hills on breezy day.-IThe Nineteenth
Century.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
The Great Problem of Origins.

We SHOULD iully understand the re-
spouribility wulcn we incur when, IN
these times OF iull-grOwn science, " .
vsuLure 70 deal with the great proUlem
OF rigins, and should b. prepared TO
lind that n this tieid tue ne" phIIo7ophy,
like those which have preceded II, may
meet win very Imperf CT success.
The agitation OF these SUBJECTS has
already brought science into cIose rela-
t4o.6, sometimes friendly, sometimes
hostile, it 10 u be noped III The end help
fuI, with those Il cat nj awful questions
of the ultimate destiny Uf humanity
aud its relations To 1t Creator, Walcu
must Away De nearer 10 the human
heart than any Uf she tchleyemenJs OF
science on it, own ground.
In entering on such questions we
should proceeI with caution and lever
ence, feeling Jhat we are on AoIy sro unLr
and that though Like Moses OF Oil, We
may be armed with all the learning OF
our time, we are in the presence OF thdt
which while 1t burns is noj consumed
of mystery which neither ooSerNat. Oh,
experiment, nor induction can ever rsoIve.
-IFrom Sir w. Dawson's > Address To ,he
British
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
Optional CIviIities.

Optional clvilities, such as saying to
ones inferior, q" Do not stand without
your hat, to ones equal, " Do not
ris., beg of YOU" " Do not come out
in the rain 10 put me in my carriage"
na uraily occur 70 the kind hearted, but
hoy may 10 Gu tIvated.
4 husband in Fra. ce moves out an
casy-cu .ir for h 8 wife and sets q foot
stO-l f.r every LADY. He hands her tne
mo ming paper, he brings shawl If
there is danger of draught, he kisses
her hand wuen ne comes IN, and tres
TO make himself agreeable to her
in the matter OF these little optional
cIviiities.
Il has the most charming effect upon
all domestic .ife, and we find a curious
allusi0n to the pOliteness observed by
French sons towards their mothers and
fathers in one of AIolieres comedies,
where prod!gal son observes to his
father, who comes to denounce him:
g Pray, sir, take a chair, you could
scold me 50 much more at your ease il
you wers seated" e,
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

soTyeY It is plain to see til At he loves
Won most truly and tenderly, and.
why. my love, what's the natter You
Its because am so very. very mis-
cradle, uncle, 6oooed hIISeh' NUNS
her ace on her uncle's shoulder. do
love Mr.. Beverley but 1 can't marry him
bacau-e-because- am already en-
gagged .o,- ,-ov attach M
inheritance to the child sh comp. CT en-
tered into with the farmers son years
ago. -.
not break my word"
." But [ at was mere chiid's play.
d" Robin does not considerit 80, uncle;
his last letter speaks Of the time when
he shall come TO claim me. Oh, UNCLE
if might only die hrst
KaGheripe. YOU surely will not sac
rifice yourself with all the beauty, tai
euts. ana accomplishments that you pos
sess, to lie the wife OF country bump
kin"
81 have promised him, uncle"
"You have not even seen him since
YOU were both cuildren."
{" But we have correSpondsd, unc e.
Katherine this Is iule iolly. an exag-
aerated idea of duty, TO refuse Bever-
ley because OF this child's COMPACT.
Il have promised, uacle, and unless
he himself releases me, shall adheret 10
. my word. ,,u, Iowa snd
put the casef'
: II you like, uncle; but know his
nature better than you do. He will new
or give me up.
AT all events. the experiment is
worth tryi e."
So Mr.. Byington wrote forcible letter
to Robert Bolton, presenting his VIEWS
and patiently awaited the answer.
IL came at last, brief and decisive. Mi.
Bolton decliued TO release Miss ByiHB-
ton fIom her engagement and would
come to town to claim her finally tue
next Wednesday
You confess, yourself, that you do
love me, hitty2"
Id love you"
Then why are you deaf to my en-
treaties"
81 am pledged to another, Mr.. Beverley.
Do no strive to tempt me TO break my
word. His parents were my friends
when was altogether friendlesS. HIS
devotion has never failed me. should
1 shrink from rewarling him nowf
The next day as Kitten sat trying to
read, servant brought her the card OF
90 Mr.. Robert Bolton"
a. He is in the parlor, ma am
Kitten rose and went down.
Mr.. beverley stood leaning against the
mantel.
Good morning Miss Byfngton."
Good morning, Mr. Beverley. L
was looking for hr. Bolton
- He IS he.es
Kitten glanced around the room Will
puzzled air.
WAeTe?'
He took both her hands with passion
ate CU -"sfnSS.
My Il en- my precious little one
1 a .. R0., rl HoltonH
You Sir. Beverley?"
? Yes. ] myself. Kitten, I dared nc
! claim your hand until, under anothe
name had won your heart. You htv
J been ne to me-tTuer than l tai an
! right to hope. Ny darling, will YOU q
= my little wife now, in very truthF
; Half an no afterwards, When NJ
Byington came in, Kitten ran to him, a
smiles and ears.
= bfr Beverley" he sad in sur rls
Clancing I, ON his niece to her CO. pauiol
" No, uncle, it isn't Mr.. Beverley, it
u Robin, my old love, Robin, and-and
= am so happy.
i Farmer Bolton and his wife came I
I TO the wedding, and were the haPpie
q old people in the world, except III
Byington.
Now, aren't you glad you stood
0 your ODD lover, Kitten 2 u demanded RobL
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
The stenoerapher Mar ct ID coping.

" 1t would be a kindness to many
poor girls and boys, sail an old short
hand writer, - If the fact could be
printed that the supply of stenographerS
ls largely N excess of the demand.
" Encouraged b. the comfort able sals-
Ties which some skill ed steuOgraphers
arm. hOusauds-literaIly. .housauds-of
boys and girls in Chicago have studied
or are studying shorthand. Not many
+ them can hope t. get situations.
The fact should al be published
that the so-caIlea sch Ois of stenogr =
puy in this AID other cities, which ad-
vertise that they will secure good situa-
!ions fer all OF their graduates, are delu-
sion and snares Their main purpose
IL to get the aspirant started, get his
money, give him a smatter.ng OF short
hand, and the. turn him out.
d" No reputable bus ness college or
school agrees 10 secure positions for its
pupils. "-(Ch!cago Herald
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
SO Very Kind.

A reverend acquaintance OF ours can
stand the smell II tobacco. II lhFal-
ably gives him a headache-
he was on the street car, sno . COW.
boy by his side WAS smoking vie Oh
pipe.
=" My friend. said The parson, " yolF
pipe makes me sick.
The cowboy took the pipe out % hls
mouth. wiped the mouthplsce carefully
on his pants, and holding 1t under tue
sufferers nose, saii:
You kin smoke, stranger, until get
OF the kears. / Jest know how YOU .gei.
II always makes Ine leel SICK L Soc q
feller smoking wbtu I've left my pipe at
home WesIern Exchange.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
APPET1ZERs
WHY He was slow.

Hello, Uncle Boggy, said yo-As
negro, speaking to al old neSr" "o
he overlook in the street " - J -l Tl
walk faster an not let me pass Fl Us
way
" Hole on er mint, the oio inal 70 -
ou.st..d .sY Yrr've seed er man toiA er
sack o. con, hain't YER
On. yas, san. ,...-
An ver's seed er man totin' er empty
sack. l s'Poze!
Il sho has ..t..
"Ah, hah, an didn' yer Slius notice
dat de man shut ain got nothu lL rs
sack walks faster den de one oS1 s0'
full sack"
"YIs, sab"
Wal, yerse'fs one o dem men "a
er empty saok Run er long. son I1r
yer amt got weight ernun on ye. s-oul-
ders to hor yer On'de grOun' - Ara Al
saw Traveller.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
on TIE sTIIE.

Far away in Jersey.
Out upon a farm.
Lives a rustic beauty
Possessed of every charm.
Hair like golden cobweb
Shining in the sun;
Eyes the very darkest,
Filled with mirth and fun;
Simplicity so rural
Makes her doubly sweet,
From the hat she wears
To her shoeless ieet.
When / saw her first,
With her winning smile, -
It was near her fathers farm,
Seated on the stile. -
The next time that we met
1t was In the city.
Gracious, what a changel
Heavens, what a pity!
Shed drawn up her hair
Underneath her hat,
And frizzed uer golden cobwebs,"
Only think OF that.
Dressed up like figure
In fashion plate.
With a yellow pug dog
A dog that l do hate.
Her pa had come to York
To stay a little while.
Though she's left the country
Still she's on the style.
Judge.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

DR.. I. 9. Smith, writing in the Nedi-
cal and Surgical Reporter. June u. 1856,
mentions the fact of his having cured
a case of chronic diarrhFa, which had
lasted for nearly forty years. by the
administration Of a saturated solution
Of salt and cider vinegar. a drachm
being taken three or four times
day.
He also states that since the first
Instance where he recommended this
homely remedy without supposing that
it woul1 actually do any good, he has
employed il several times in more or
less severe cases of chronic diarrhGa,
in which it produced great Improvement,
and. in some cases, cure.
Where relapses followed the suspen-
sion OF the remedy. its renewed admin
istration was again followed by i'm
provement.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
NUMBER 40
WHY We HAVE VERTIGO.
A Dan erous and Sudden II ease to Wliic
We Are Ali Liable.

We Are Ali Liable.
Vertigo is from a Latin word that
means 10 turn. 1t denotes an ailment
charac, erized By q sud lien feeling OF
dizziness and at time- by actual falling.
Sometimes surrounding objects seem 20
the person attack ID 10 whirl round,
or the floor OF ground To rise up.
The fact that vertigo Is often one OF
the Z rIer symptoms OF apoPlexy ire
quently Ill tie person viii terror
lest tba. deadly disease may be impend-
ing. But ia the majority OF cLses II has
no such siguiIcance, not even a. lHdlcaI~
Ing teadcnoy.
To most persons, standing or walking
seems a very simple thing. On the con
trary, 1t Is a very complicated one, and
requires the concurrent action OF dif-
ferent nervous Centres. A disturbance
OF their harmonious cooperation at once
throws u of our balance. producing the
sensations above indicated.
One form OF vertigo-a very persistent
foru-is due 70 irritation Of certain
nerves within the inmost chamber OF the
ear, the so-called labyrinth. This was
VIII Il Dean Swift suffered from 90 long,
and, to he pny- icians Of his day, 50 IN
RccountaDly. One OF its symptoms Is
Temporary deafness. This distinguishes
it iro.u-uIl o-uer forms.
Another form con egts itself mainly
with the ENr. Vi THIS klIau i Lut lcc4ALAb
of giudiLess, which come people have
when, being on train at rest, another
train owly passing deceives them lnUo
the idea that it Is their own train which
has beg II to move. The giddiHess oc-
ours at the moment when the false ana
true SENSATIONS become confused to-
gether.
In the case of the near-sighted, the
intel nal muscles Of the eye often being
unduly strained in their effort TO con
/ verge tho eye sufficiently FOR the si-N-
( ne@I 70. -uuaenIy give way, when
the eyeUalls turn OUT and the letters run
into each other. This is accompanied
by IA feeling OF & .ddiuess, eyyache, head
ache and sometimes nausea.
A IAird form con ects itself with some
slight disOruer OF the stomach, and &C
ours most often when the stomach Il
emp. Y. There Is q sudden swimming Il
the head, objects seem 10 revOlve, anC
the perso.. loJters and perhaps falls.
The fOu.LL IOTm l. purely OF nervous
origin, an l. d e to nervous exhaustion
II may be caused by Intellectual over.
strain, long continued anxiety, physical
exec Ses, IT the imMoIeI ate use Of to
baccO, alcohol or tea. Elevated posi-
tiOns may bring on an attack. 1t rare
ly res ults in actual falling, but Oflene
In tue feeling Of being about to fall
i Youths ComPan- on.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
Marriage in the United states,

In no civilized land Is wedlock con-
sidered so lightly, or 50 rashly perpe-
trated as il Is in this. We are so very
free here that our freedom Is apt to be
exc -ssivs to run into license. We are
still eni wing the advantages as well as
paving some Of The penalties OF new
country.
II Old countries marriage. except
among the peasant class and the very
Door and ignorant N cities Is looked
upon with befitting gravity. Among
theTich, the distinguished and hetitled it
is likely TO be arranged; TO be viewed
from Uther points than Inclination anu
sentiment
In England these are not disregsrded,
but t.ey are not Permi ted TO have
undue weight, being always suoOfui-
u -r' e. acre rrl-tlc a. a--r7-
IL sr--c.. - ain, 1 ally, !H most OF the
EuloFeau states. young mea q a women
have. a. ,vsTyoOdy kuoNs, very ID. ne
ffuuy Ii. ert Ot choice. ILcy are ull-eI
moi yacsuss they wish 20 be, but because
thslr parents and oJEer kindred VIII
have Il 50.
Affection and sympathy are generally y
ignored these II thought desirable
vii come II is asserted '.--
- sssS ~
e.s, fer tie union. when they have
Become adjust u to one auCt1.aaf. LLe5
suoulu not be expected before. Not the
happiness OF tie yong couple, but
some political advantage some great
fortune, some valuable ali an0e is to be
scored.
The Latin races carry their peculiar
notions Q an extreme hat seems mon
strous TO Us. They appear 20 sell their
women in the open market, and style the
market matr.mouy.
Our lonuubial customs on the othel
haud-the social freedom OF our girls
the reck. .essness with which We marry
dIsLa.ning every kind OF prudence In lht
name OI lUve-are past their COmpre
hen5Ion. They demand solid guaran
tees Tor the future OF matrimony; We
demand nothing but the viii, or fancy
or whim OF 10y and girl-accepi ing 4
as permanent and sacred passion.
We are shocked at their way; they
are amazed at ours.-lN. I. Star.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05
saIt in the Orchard.

Mr. Emil Bauer of Ann Aroor. A1lch.'
has experimental with ealt on his pear
orchard of $50 trees. which were affected
more or less with blight annually.
In the Autumn Of 1884 he applied three
quarts of salt to each tree, and the ap-
parent results so encouraged him tnathe
made another application last fall
He reports very favorably in regard TO
the effect OF salt on the frui', which
bsfere the use OF salt cracked badly pat
Is now SouAdI
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

A weu-knOwn lawyer once came into 8
room where Judge Lake and gNeral
othe : were seated. He was not sn
good temper. and they al < q him what
the matter as.
well, / defended 3 fellow FOR muld T.
He was convicted. I took him 10 he
Supreme Court, back again, TO tae 81
prerne Court again, and the supreme
Cour- confirmed the judgment and gave
him ten years. l charged him SS.upo.
Lake. do you think that was too
muchy"
q. Well. said Judge Lake, '' think he
might have been convicted for less. -
TSan Francisco Chronicle
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

Two ladies are conversing on The
qualities and dement's OF their own faiF
sex
said one, with a twinkle In her bsaa-
Il N eyes:
' / have never known but two women
who we're really perfect"
'' Who Was be o her" asked her CON
paniOn, with a zmue on her thin facs.
Il Brooklyn Ea-le.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1886-11-05

heard q gentleman ask an old
ooIor.d man the other cay what he
vou q take provided he could have
any three things he would wish tor.
..s.li Garky replied:
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