The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1886-07-21
ANOTHER CONFIDENTIAL
LETTER. r
From Alexander Anti.Boodle,
OF Hump Hollow, 10 Mr.. ]. Il.
Menager.

Cor. Register.
RuNP HoLLER, BoBr4It County,,
July 18Th, 1856.
JAMES B. MESAGEE
Dear sir:-I got your letter all
right. Uncle ferry, onr kulured
man, brOt il round, but he says be
'jects 10 carryin anymore sendiary
duckymenls, 50 you'll hev 10 send
EN- hereafter by DpafI3ob, fur Jerry
hes b6yColted you. | wuz sorry
tibet you wuz SO 10 sperited, but /
believe you'd feel better il You'd
tend our Sunday Schoole. The
spiritOOal eonsolashun | git Their is
Nv great valyu to me.
II seems as If all the boys WIZ
hevin' a tough time. Kernel Jake
Kemple told me thismornin, while
we wuS Studyini 'sLronolny up at
Booths saloon, the! Hart wuz down
an he'd 4 doktors-One allopath, a
homeopalh, a boss dnk,or an d
chimpodist He reports the kase
kritikal in the 'xtrrme, butsays be
don't think its ketChin.' Must 60
an see Hart-I think it's due Ia
INDIGESTION. The nervous rela.
shuns between the brainsand stom
ick such a big brane an such n lii.
tie slolnake are so intimate lhet
disorder Nv the | organ is most
esflin toaffek tother. Xcitemsnt
wurry az anxiety, gich hey their
seat inthe brane, inteifete with the
funkshnusuVthe stnmioG, an any.
thing lhet undoOly taxes the power
or iritates the stumick disorders cir
culashnn an nutrition nv the
brane. Unjust go an see him fur
if he's in tibet fix he'd better hev
'ienshun purity sumo. Isimpythize
With him fur | wuz tibet way onct
wen | wuz a boy, an the ole man
made me saw u cord of hickry wood,
which brot me round all right
mean the 'xertise. | 'xpect Hart
can! fnd any hickry wood nov.
II amt fashnnable in Wheeling.
In that kase, he mite substitute
milkin' a goat or curryin' a mule;
he'd be shUre Of plenty of 'xercise.
! 'Spose you hev heord from the
other fellers lately. woodward and
Hnling hev writ me that they're
goin' to studyin' fur the ministry.
woodward SEE all is vanity an vex
alton Of spirit an politiks may 60
to Canada fur all he keers. He
amt pullin up well under adversi.
ty, an seems to show a disposition
to crawfsh an shirk the response.
bility.
But land o gracious, jim; them
Kanawha fellers is raisin' n row,
A kalured campmeetin' amt a
circumstance to the way they're
karryin' on. When me an Lie
KUN through Charlerton q kun
nifty near sayin' COlumbus) the
other day, they was just Iarin,
an n cussin' to beat anything, and
Lie said it minded her of a lot Of
lunatiks, Lie got scairt an we
left on the first bOte. They WV n
raisin' Ned, an none Of EN- wua a
bleSsin' you, jim, tho why they
shed cuss you | kant imagine. |
tried 10 reason with one Of 'em an
thets the principal reeson why l
kerry tibet shade over my rite eye,
an it also is collatprol evidence
tibet my left ear want chawed of
by wildcat.
Jim, | hev Jest found out tibet
them Bourbon Democrats are scairt;
that's what White says, but they
couldn't be hat as scairt il they
heerd the crack o. doom as was
when | heerd Lie read that gosh
dinged "cxposc," interviewed
Redmond yesterday, an his exper-
ionCe was terrible. He says: The
gosh dinged reporter ought to be
arrested for manslatter. | went
Ont and set on the back fence to git
q little fresh air, because | felt
meaner than J. IsCariOt did an |
felt ii WIZ case Nv grounding
with the nomination for Congress,
unless il can all be explained, an
the. nobody seems jist ready to do
We ought to hev carried the State
with all that Doodle, the independ.
ent vote which was to get the Off
Ces, their Ohio editors and trim.
merS, but now they all turn up their
noses to US. It's no use making
any offers now; they've lost conf.
denCe in us an won't believe any.
thing, il we'd swear TO it. l osli.
mate we've lost al least ten per
cent, Of the respectable Republican
vote, an that's drawn it mild, to
say nuthin' Of them Greenbackers
we wuz 10 gull so butifuIly.
We must try an bring EN- all
around when the State Central
kOmmiltee meets. The Kommit.
leo Of 'Rangpments will meet in
some secluded place, an the pass.
word will be Doodle The secrsL
word 'KOlumbus' has been changed
To Set EN- up fur the damphools.
You be keorful an tell our felIers,
an none others"
The kommitty which went to
Ohio to sanding the Republican
who Civ the snap away hey jist re.
turned an reported that they brot
back u gripsack full Nv resolutions
Nv sympathy passed by the Rump
Senate an Bob KOnnody's blessin.'
Them Neill House fellers notifde
me by grapevine telegraf that we
must send EN- that 10 pur sent of
the Doodle or they wouldn't karry
on our cnmpane fnrus. Iwuz mad