St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-09

Herdic, got OF a 4-ply pun tae other day, il
ali innocence. Her lover drives a hanson
| He was passing by her house when she re
marked TO the housegirl that she liked to ride
| in that rig because it was driven by her Dick
She don't even to this day know that she i:
! guilty.
a female reporter of New York morning
! paper was sent to interview Clara Belle last
| week, with instructions to prevail upon her
| to dtsrobe and then to Writ up, without
emitting a single detail, just how her under
/ clothing looked to all imaprtial eye, and also
! TO investigate farther, and ascertain the
amount of her weekly laundry bills. Glars
WAS greatly shocked when Informed of the
nature OF the reporters visit, and became SC
indignant that the newspaper representative
! fed the scene.
There was wild excitement In Little Rock
| the other day over the effort to ring in q
| colored man with jury to get dinner at a
restaurant or hotel. The color line was
tightly drawn, until fpally the judge had to
| interfere. But the darkey was walked around
for two or three hours before he finally got
| something to eat, and then he remarked APP
| preciating the grim humOr of the situation
Il guess Is de Arkansaw TRAILER dat you
| hears so much about"
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A St. Paul man offers to make a match
high bridges and tall towers. He says Dono-
| van may do all that is claimed for him. but
| he can hnd dozen men who can beat him
| jumping-a board bill.
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Of course ST. Paul feels badly about it, but
there's 10 way to help it. Snow is reported
! from the Dalmy climates to the East and
South OF us. while here, in our frigid zone,
we are wearing gauze undertaking and low
quarter shoes with Isle thread hose.
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Already there is talk OF the next guberna-
torial election, and it is evident that there
will be no lack Of material from which to
select a Democratic candidate. Heretofore
the Office has had to seek the man; after this
the man will be only too eager to seek the
Office. Among the Democrats one already
hears the names of Ames. Judge Wilson, Rice
and Macdonald. Any one of these would be
a sure winner.
Col. OLeary ran largely ahead of his ticket
in his home county, but it is believed that he
will be defeated in the state. He is Still on
the track, however, and will not give up all
hope until the official count is made.
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BSrtram, of the Dispatch, was one of the
exploring party that went up into the wilds
of Itssca county to look after frauds and
CD eckmate the evil designs of the Ames COLI
spirators. He passed right by the returns.
which had been brought TO Brainerd in a
sealed box, and pushed on into the wilder
ness with the firm resolve that justice should
be done though the heavens fall. He wan
dered through dense forests, and forded deep
streams, and climbed steep hills, and cut his
way through impossible thickets, and
scratched his hands and face, and made his
feet sore, and at last found his way back to
Bralnerd in an exhausted condition just as
the Official count had been made, at o'clock
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telegraph office, though, and sent telegram
to his paper in time for q second edition, and
then fell over in faint, eXclaiming: well,
1 N even with Ed tombstone at last. He's been
Growing so loudly over bis prOwess as the
special correspondent of the Pioneer Press
in the Riel campaign that I've laid for him
for lol these many months, aud now / am
coutsnt. But never got scooped, and John
stone did-ou the most important news of
the cam paign, the capture OF Riel. / wish,
though, the Dispatch had scored the scoop
instead of the GLOBE. But, It's well!''
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Thobe, the man who came so near defeating
Carlisle for congress, is going to contest the
election. IL the friends OF Thobe have any
regard for him they should pull him Off Even
an offensive partisan would not presume that
a Democratic majority in the lower house
was going to GUST its own speaker.
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papers 90, 0 words of exPresdent Hayes adj
dress before the prison congress at Atlanta
Friday night, and not one of them accepted
it. II William Henry Smith is not aware Of
il now, b S attention is respectfully directed
to the fact that Mr.. HAYES is g very ancient
chestnut. The Northwestern papers can f !
their space to much better advantage by pub
fishing reports Of the yield OF cotton in Da-
kota, as compared with the yield n NJ anil oba,
or full and accurate statistics of tue yield of
wild rice in the region adjacent to Lake Win
nebag oshish, as compared with the product
of Georgia or louisiana
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The Chicago authorities have decided to
examine all the cows within the CITY limits
1t is presumed that it is tie intention to AS
certain which kick LEFT legg ID and W lich rig hit
legged, so that the mixers can STATE n them
selves on the proper side and be assured that
no more lamps can be kicked over.
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Prof. a. M.welles, the principal of the Red
wood Falls public schools. issues an invitation
TO Sam Jones-Jhrough the columns of the
local paper, the GaZette-to come to that
place and conduct a meeting before cold
weather sets IN. Mr.. WeleS held public
discussion with Mr.. Jones during the latter's
visit to Red Rock last summer, and forced
the evangelist TO cGpitulate. There is rumor
abroad that Mr.. Welles harbored malice. and
that he has q sinister motive in ent cling Jones
to Redwood Falls Its intmated that he
has connected a plot to get Jones out in
row-hoat and have the treacherous current
draw him over tue mill dam and drown him.
1t would be well for George Fl. Hazard. who
is bosom friend of Jones, to wire the latter
at once, warning him of his danger.
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A we-meaning and earnest gentleman,
who claimed to be an old resident of Itasca
county-and who evidently is Jealous of her
honor and good name-called at the GLOBE
office yesterday and entered Il protest against
published report of the election held in
that county. He insists that the polls could
not have been IN box car at Split Hand, be-
cause there is not a railroad within fifty
miles, and the box car could not have been
! transported across country by wagon or up
| the river on mud scow. He resents as in
! famous the insinCation that Ames could by
any legitimate method obtain over 1000 ma
! iOrity in Itasca county, aud he Indignantly
denies the statement that Split Hand is in
Itasca county II is, he Saws. in Cass county
aud not on any railroad. either. If Eli Per-
kins comes along this winter the gentleman
can get a pass to one of his lectures, good for
front seat. by calling at this Office. No one
| has ever been able to tumble 10 one of Perkins
jokes, either.
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Now. if Mr.. MeGill was really modest
gentleman, and had a proper conception of
the proprieties, he would say: "Gentlelnen,
| feel ashamed of myself. This verdict
| by the people shows me in what
! estimation | am held. I have run 5000 to
10, 900 behind my colleagues on the ticket and
| have caused the Republican majority to
| dwndle from 4l.000 to a beggariy 1000.
It's sorry showing, and it is evidence
| that the people do not want me
| for governor. l will not accept
the Office Under such humiliatng conditions.
| Allow me TO retain nv clerkshlp-for which
am much better fitted-and give the reins of
/ government into the hsnds of DIR. Ames,
| whom the people evidently want, and who
| can handle them properly. ] can read the
I handwriting on the wall Really, haven't