New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-08-08
LILLE T4LE OF TIE DRY

az mat, ,,r, on. we'll vet for RDlin NJ Squire b.
the time he sets tlr more Of ma peculiar sort OF no
torlety some enerprsns magazine viii begin 10 or
der poetry from him.
An undertaken IN this city has been trying 10 ihhf
euce physician to give fal~ deithcertincate LOT III
.ur,uc, pn~pos.4 A ike application IN tho cases OF
sonirc and Flynn wonli b. useless; the pnhc knows
villa, they died of-rabies Scribendi ct d'r'dc"dt
since Sir Waiter Scott preserved the wuesla's from
wnch Genre Ill drank hs health ~ AoDosiord hnn
the Canadian girls bonghi Was OF me "aIrr III W
he prin' 81 Waes washed his hands. there ha been no
.n cuen OF To idylSn quit" 80 -trlklu as III" "-n'us
f,sns one communion cup and waiting for the Other
from she had ParIaken OF the sacf"he"" "o
trot Free Press
Commissioner Squire It f. unicr.tood Will explain tho
writing Of his duplicating letter to Flynn on the ground
th,tuwasa ~okc." Wbe1 lie leaves the Pubic Works
Department lie might Apply for place on ore OF No
",nnny" newspapers. slMres Jokes may be appre-
cia,cd there
Congressman Compton saws that Annapolis should
hive new public building the post office there
has been robbed tFoe. This il roor logic OAe mi'a9
preparation should lot cover others
Its said that Mr.. Rogers Of Bun.o Is to s'eeee. Mr.
Round. ~ Pueblo Printer at Washington. The name Of
Rogers is evidently dear 10 The Administration.
First ,rraug-r-you look very detected; arc you i'll
Second Strauger-No sir.
Iir-t S.-Lo~t a relative perhapsf
Second -.-N". sir
Iltst -.-Bus'rd on the late'l "icaI "'"'
Frat -.-rDcu what the oil Harry Is tho mater
second S.-rm an umpire IN tho Baseball l|'isie.-
Detroit Free Press.
PhlsdelJ hia ohher visited New York last week. an"
willis talking with Merchant tine conversation turned
Oh the relative merits OF the cities Tie Phlsdel-
phian obliged to acknowledge Ncw-fo'ks superori-
ty In almost every po'nt. tut finally made decided
stand. insisting that Philadelphia WAS much bsticf laid
out. "ItIs ory matter OF umo." retortoG the New
Yorker. when viii re As we'll laid out as Fhi!a-
deli hia- when she Is IA Goai."
What's In a name Editor Cutting can't get out OF
jail by a short outf
TO A sFRrNADrR.
Ihear thy music soft ant low.
Aud know that thou art nigh;
That strain! hrat It come and so
As On my couch lie.
Now near now tar IL dies away,
And then II comes AGAIN:
An. me. To krrncst dread prey.
listen to that strain.
Just as soft sumbcr o or me crept
heard thy mriody:
Iad'st thou tut waited I'LL slept,
'IwOuId have been well Tor Thee.
Thou miehtst all night on me have fed,
But now thou'it meet tny doom.
For I'm abont tn spring from bed
70 chase thee round the room.
know that thou swift OF flight.
But rage AMI hate are iitto.
And mashed thou'it surely DO tonight,
Pestilerous mosquito
-IBos,on Cour or.
James O'Rourkc, OF tho New York nine, not only
great ball player but the master OF q majestic John
soncse prose style. THIS the gave In lie
sun the other day OF tho between president OF
the Kansas CITY cldb aud the New-York players Mr.
Helm the field during prog OF the
and provOclton grossly insulted Umpire York.
which Insult the latter passed unnotced ami slencs
The silence OF Mr. York cxasper this gentleman
that he barely succeeded Ia miltaiuing order WITHIN
himself until tho conclusion OF tns game. Immediately
after which presented himself the field directly
the path OF Mr.. York in state OF nendish furiouness
that bewilderng To tho umpire. aud proceeded TO
bestow upon him-Mr York-au effuson OF the vilest
language that Defoued the lips OF mortal man,
which he seemed champion with u supply mex
haustibe expressed my surprise 10y mildly admonish-
ing Mr.. Helm Tor the Language used In presence OF
such audience and players. and by officer OF the
Kansas city Base BAH Cub THIS caused perccptibo
manifestation of pain, but It's effects only tempo
rary he almost Immediately bsgin TO hurl his vile
epithets fast and furious upon In company with
Mr. York and TOW OF the players, proceeded In tho
direction OF the club house Mr.. Gernardt, including
ascending the high stairs to tho club house-the
stairs being from nifty To seventy Highland about
midway his attention WAS attracted by tho boisterou
conduct Of Mr.. Holm. which caused him to remark
on ia too bad the Kansas people will get themselves
into trouble of coarse referring to tho League when
Mr.. Helm. who was also standing midway on the stairs
satched him BY the throat with tho intention OF salts