The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1886-08-06
MISCELLANEOUS.

Mrs. Grover Cleveland has joined the
church.
The funeral of the late Samuel J.
Tilden will be held Tomorrow.
A son of Melville E. Stone, editor of
the Chicago News, is holding case"
in the Huron Herald Office.
One half of the children born into the
world die before they reach the age of
live years.
An exchange says the number of
churches in the United States is 97,415,
the number of ministers is 72,008, and
the number of liquor dealers 164, ,761
Office boy Ito editor)-There is man
OTIS l. " no says that he has bin he
wants to present.
Editor-Say to him that his manu-
script is respectfully declined.
Alphonse Chezelmas, of Ashton, who
was found dead at his door, WAS mur-
dered. A man who had worked for
him is suspected Chezelmas has no
relatives in America.
The train bearing Gen Logan and
several other prominent parties en- route
to the G.. A. r. reunion at San Francis.
90 collided with an engine at Echo,
Utah. No one was injured.
Congress adjourned sine die last
Thursday at O'Clock p. m. The fight
ing members will now go into training
and by the time the next session meet
they will all be in splendid condition.
Chicago proposes to celebrate the
four hundreth anniversary of the dis
coyery of America by holding worlds
fair. This is emlnently proper. 1t is
pretty generally understood by this
time that the principle object of Colum-
bus in discovering America was to find
place large enough to hold Chicago.
II lNoristown (Pa.) Herald.
Intense excitement is expressed at
Sioux City, Iowa, over the assassination
of Rev. q. G. Haddock. of the Method
ist church last Tuesday night. Every
thing goes to show that the murder was
premeditated and inssigated because of
Mr.. Haddock's active prosecution of
saloonists lately, and to purge the city
of this shame there must be thorough
work in probing the crime to the bot
tom
An important arrest was made Aug.
Sd by Pinkerton's national detective
agency in the capture of Thomas Fin
nucan, David Shanahan and Noyes s..
Thompson, who we're charged with be-
/ ing implicated in the robbery of some
Sl5, 900 worth of stamps that were stol-
en- from the Minneapolis postoffice the
night of July 9Th. A most sensational
feature of the case is that Shanahan,
who is said to have been the first man
that received the stamps. is supervisor
of the south town Of Chicago and is
under very heavy official bonds for his
good conduct in Office. $4,000 worth of
stamps were recovered, but the actual
thieves are still at large. They were ar
rested in Chicago.
Boston Courier: Now, my darling, =
said he, II would ask you to have some
oysters tonight, but since: the RS have
disappeared from the months oysters
are not good; IN fact. the scientists say
they are hnrtful. Of course you would
not ask me to treat you to anything
hurtful. >
Certainly not, dear John, but there
! is ice cream, Jon know
I'm aware OF It, but they say that
arsenic goes into the manufacture Of
ice cream"
All the better, dear John There is
nothing better for the complexion than
Iarsenic."
sBut, my love-
Never mind, John, I'm willing e
risk ifp
but il you shesld die, darIingY''
You Will take q plate also and W.
Twill die together
Then John was forced to cGnfess tha
he lad only fifteen cents ia bis pocket
and the engagement was az al end
Thus do the dark clouds loom up oD
lynnrQ lov&e lnri1on