The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-03-18
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--E.ssy bride n hrssiiisl. shd u 70 .
vosas sbsr I'll the plsin married women
come irom.
--Asy old bachelor Gil shrek Tor bet
lar hall -hss cospierisi, any cen, piece
10 showed % 90 biu.
~ little boy esd BE- would rather have
The eat .sbe than The tooth ache. becAnse
No .ssni compelled 10 have hls ear pulled
ost
DIR Ilsmmcbd ~,s: la saostes
ilesapd ycss We s,ll bs bald" Well 10
another iLoassad yesrs ~ von. care u ue
era
My motto ~. Lave ssd lei lise, =
ssii The soldier. - bs turned his back
" The enemy ssd a-d from the battle
Gels.
la hes bcen discovered thai . msn can
FILL 10 ioys 90 . very smsll salary. but
marriage requires II least isesiy dollars
per sssk.
= The sifl Who less than year ago
msrried jripking msn 10 reform bin.
h.s sub lei her eoprscs 10 the peniicntisry
ss,bo,iiio.
The subject oi fast driving is being
sgi,a,sd 10 wsshlDsion. II Congress
~.aij olly drirc iiiils faster. nobody
.oull ohisct
- iio~ A,ah mast have swelled around
shen the snuual spring frcshess camel
liz coald slssys remainder when the ~s
ief sss higher
Wont you stay 10 dinner. Dickf'
.srhsnks--d don't know but viii. DO you
know, Harry. I'm 30 hungry tonight l
could eat an,thiug"
The youg man Who imprinted . 10
spec,iai kiss on the fair forehead Of his
bes. girl told bis friend next day that Le
he'd been having babgup time.
III do lore drcisl" exclaimed = young
society belle Then should think you
would vcsr more d IL. retorted cynical
bstchelor friend Of middle sge.
Merchant tsome~ bar spPriy 10 book
kcep.rl i want you to mind your own
business, sir Nov remember that |
BooLk,sper lquieiIyl-I was under the
impr ssion that you paid me to mind
yours sir.
mo. Ethel; when you hear Of
young girl having made a good "match"
1t do.sn', signify that she has got some
thing .hs, will get up every morning aud
light the Dire.
--womAn IL not admitted into secret so.
cie,i-s. but sbe has discovered. perhaps
by Intuition, how they wear the hoodwink
10 those occult assemblies, aud wears a
veil 10 tue same manner.
"A dull man Ia so uear a dead man that
be 10 hardly 10 be ranked ia the list OF the
living: and as be is OF to be buried willis
be 10 half alive. 80 he is as little TO be EN-.
ployed while he is half dead.
-"Wi,urrs, believe you said you we're
. saloon. keeper" Yes, sir" ''Do you
kno~ the prisoner at the barr" well,
that depends. When Le has money about
i'm do. but when be wants II put on the
slate ! don't
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After recent storm . number OF bar
rels OF wbiskey were washed ashore on
The coast OF Maine from a wrecked vessel.
Bene6cient nature knows how to bestow
Der gifts where they will do the most
good.
1t takes . very strong. minded young
Romeo TO talk nonsense 10 gentle Juliet
81 II y. n. when the screams OF . colicky :
baby across the street are splitting the
Silly hour Of the night from the cradle 10
the curbstope.
Yes. poor George is dead" How
dreadful, Mrs. Dcofnnny" "Yes. and the I
worst Of il is can't cry; because, you see,
] have TO dine With the rest Of the board
ss. and my eyes look perfectly horrid If.
lsr I've orisd."
---"Evssybody" remarks the Macon Tel
esraph. "is glad that Mr.. Edison is mar.
ried. They want him 70 invent method
whereby the baby's midnight shrieks viii
b. carried % on wire 10 brighten away
the cats on the roof"
.-"Gents. shouted small boy, a. he
poked bis head into . Fourth Avenue
street car did you mail the letter your
viie gave Jon this morning.. And six
men simultaneously pulled the bell-rope
lnd hurriedly left the car
You can accomplish almost anything
With msn il you will take the precau-
lion 10 give him good dinner. A man.
i siIl he observed. resembles = horse in
this regard. A horse IL uneovernAbie mn
vi ron Pot bit 10 his mouth.
Mother. what is an sngeli' my
dear. Il IL . little girl with wings who
6,eA" Bot / heard papa telling the
scverness yesterday that she vas an angel
Will sLe N.Y." Yea. my dear. she will
6y s~sy the frst thing tomorrow.
Il, wss small boy from Maine who
~ss ssted shout bis school. his progress
10 his glasses. etc. u can't thpell worth
} thsnt, said the Maine youngster. and
'ho have TO ,hssy - the foot; but VERY
proudly I've got the biggest feet 10 the
,lath."
"A Camden paper says: The leader Of
be Bcrisnio.n brass band bss disappear
ID without leaving clue 10 his where
'houis Should think bis friends would
inspect the parties who live next door