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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

" w CHS H~Ss@s@'
cries many wretched housewife to-day, as,
weary and disheartened, she forces herself to
perform her daily task. ut don't seem as # .!
could get through the day. This dreadful
back-ache, these frightful dragging-down SEN
sations will kill me! Is there no TeliefE" Yes yes
scription" is an unfailing remedy for the COM
plaints to which your sex is liable. 1t will re-
store you to health again. Try it. All drug
oic
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

Never tell an editor how to run his
paper. Let the poor devil find it out
himself. f.-Sittings.
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CHAPrED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, mace oy
Caswell Hazard &S Co.. New York.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

AwoMAN in Ohio gave 81 600 to q fatth-cure
doctor, who at once disappeared. she was
cured-of her faith.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

Without health life has no sunshine, Who
could be happy with dyspepsia, piles. low spir-
Its, headache, ague or diseases OF the stom-
Tonic quickly cures above diseases. Price sue.
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/. - Delicate diseases Of either sex, how
ever induced, speedily and radically cured.
Address in confidence, Worlds ,Dlspensary
Medi al Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

LADIES! Those dull, tired looks and feelings
sneak volumes! DIR. Kilmer's FEMALE REMEDY
corrects all conditions restores vigor and vita1-
ty and brings back youthful bloom and beauty.
e1 01==R bottles &5 90
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There is danger ahead for you If you neglect
he warnings which nature is giving you OF the
Night-sweats. splitting of blood loss Of appetite
these symptoms have a terrible meaning.
You can be cured if you do not wait until it is
too lac. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medal Discoy; =
restore YOUR lost health. AS a nutritive 1t is
far superior to cod liver oil. All druggists.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

During the war, DR.. Lloyd, Of Ohio. con-
tracted consumption. He says: 1T was by the
use of Aliens Lung Balsam that | am now
n cough or cold, take al once Aliens Lung Bal
sam. sc. SOC. and ST per bottle. at Druggists.
cr.rv Roord of Agriculture for New York
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

The mild weather, following our long and severe
winter, has such depressing effect upon the body
that one feels all tired out, almost completely pros.
trared the appetite is lost and there is no ambition
to do anything. The whole tendency Of the system
Is downward. Hoods Sarsaparifia Is just the med.
icine needed. 1t puriles the blood, sharpens the
appetite overcomes the tired feeling and invgorates
every fun tion Of the body.
Hoods sarsaparilla in four weeks made me new
man. My head ceased to ache. and my whole system
is built up anew, enjoying perfect health."- BAR.
RISaroN, 13O Bank ST., N. Y. City.
1--WE all like hoods Sarsaparilla, 1t Is SO strength
cuiug."-LlzzIE BALFouR, Auburn, P. Q.
Cured and Built Up
MY daughter had been ailing some time with gen.
erai debility, and Hoods Sarsaparilla was recon-
mended to US. After she had taken three bottles
she was completely cured and built up 1t Is with
great pleasure that recommend hoods sarsapa-
rilla."-BEN N. MIRRIELEEs, supt. Cincinnati and
Louisville Mail Line Co., Cincinnati
For the past two years have been aflicted with
severe headache and dyspepsia was induced to
try Hoods Sarsaparilla and found great relief
MRS. E. F. ANNABLE, New Haven, Ct.
II took Hoods sarsaparilla for general debility
and was wonderfully benefited by it,. P. JOHN.
son, Martins Ferry, o.
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1natautly Relieved.

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to
use. 1t Is not LIQUID or o snuff. SOC.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

The color produced by Bucklnghams Dye
for the Whiskers always gives satisfaction.
The dangers Of Whooping Cough are averted
by the use Of Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
IT is the miserable little corn which feels the
biggest when it is in tight place.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

The habit of running over boots or shoes
corrected with LYONS Patent Heel Stiffeenrs
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21
Danger Ahead!

MARKET gardening has assumed enormous
proportions in this country.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zinc and leather. Try them.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21
"I Would That I Were Dead!"

A STATE Board Of Agriculture for New Yol
Is the subject Of frequent agitation.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21

TIE late General Hancock frequently ex-
pressed his belief in the propriety and neces-
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21
nIo;u1a Dill Great English Gout and
0I65 SE1ESs Rheumatic Remedy.
Oval Box, 100; round, so cts.

THE PRIDE OF FNEWPORT.-For 81 .00a
l. collection Of 80 packets Of choice Flower Seeds
no two alike best collection for constant blooming
all summer. Address A. w. POTTER, Newport, K. l.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21
Cured and Built Up
Hoods Sarsaparilla
100 Doses One Dollar

sold by all druggists. 81; six for S. Prepared only
" c. I. HOOD & CO., ApothecarIes, Lowell, Mass.
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AERu~A WANTED For Good Sell n
"a Y Household Article. Send Decent
AU6kv - stamp for Sample and Terms;
A (;OHKINC5 & CO., 2Oc William Street. N. Y. City
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An Excellent Tonic

My daughter received much benent rom tne USE z
OF Hood's sarsapartlia as an excellent tonic after
protracted attack Of bronchial pneumonia -"-F. h.
ADAMS, New Hartford, Conn.
"Hoo1's sarsaparilla has done me an immense
amount of good. Ny whole system has been built
up and strengthened, my digestion improved, my
head relieved Of the bad feeling, and my throat 70
neved Of the irritation. Lconsider 1t the best
medicine have ever used."-MARY l. PEE1E, ~
Turner st., Salem, Mass.
my wife thinks there is nothing like HOODS saf-
saparla, and we are never without 1t in the house.
F. q, LArIMER, Syracuse, n. Y.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1886-04-21
That Tired Feeling

No words OF ours can tell the benet to be derived
from Hoods sarsaparila, II you need good sprins
medicine. It will srrain all impurities from the
blood rouse the torpid liver invtgorate the digestive
organs and impart new life to every function OF che
body. We only ask you to try single bottle TO
prove the positive merits Of Hoods Sazsapsrtua as
an honest and reliable medicine.
II think Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the best medicine
for general debility there is and for the good has
done me cheertul.y recommend it."-J. SULLIVAN,
80 Brown St., Rochester Ny.
Ihave used Hoods sarsaparilla for q blood purt.
fer in my family several years, and cannot speak
too highly ofit-"-J. z. COLLINS. P1qua, o.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
A big blow out-a gale.


Come up to the scratch-a vaccinated
arm.
It's wise measure (milkman's) that
knows its own capacity.
Chicago is going to have dude show
Where will the spectators come from?
Tennessee has 10000 sheep and 5OO,-
600 dogs. The other 100000 sheep are
inside the dogs
An orthodox prohibitionist takes off
his hat when watering cart passes him
on the street.
They don't call them ''opium joints" in
select circles now, but 'lethal articula-
tiOns"
Milwaukee has had q mad dog scare,
but as it is change from snakes, the cit
liens rather like it.
When cyclone gets through with
western village, it is like the play of Ham,
let with hamlet left out
a New Jersey man wants proof that
the earth revolves. Think of it in a state
celebrated for its whiskey.
IA chair of matrmony'' is talked about
in VaSsar college. OF course it will be q
big rocking chair strong enough to hold
two.
Now is the time when the total abstain
cr will have to look out sharp for mince
pies, or the artful housewife will get the
drop on him.
a scientist says that the bee works
about three hours . day. We are now
prepared TO endorse the old saw, ''bnsy
as q bee
There are no professional wine tasters
in America, but it wouldn't take more
than two weeks to create profession of
this class with full ranks.
lady says that gelatine rubbed into
silk dress will take out grease spots.
To remove the gelatine, take IL pair of
scissors and cut it out.
Patrick Sullivan, of Sheboygan, is said
to have such large mouth that had he
been in JOnahs place, the Biblical whale
tragedy would have been reversed.
Never judge men by appearances. A
man may look as bold as IA lion and be a
majors general Of militia, and yet make
his wife go down stairs first when he i'm
agines he hears burglars in the house.
A Kankakee journalist expresses sur
| prise that no woman has yet appeared as
the editor of a successful daily paper. 1t
| is because her feminine instinct leads her
| to give the news all away before the pa
| per is out.
| A reader asks the editor of the New
York Journal, elbow many people have
| lived on the earth since the creation OF
| Adam?" 1t is such conundrums as these
that makes the editorial head turn pre-
maturely gray.
One of the cruelest retorts made by
musical audience is reported from Cali
| fornia. vocalist was warbling to hel
| own satisfaction, "Oh, would L were Il
bird rough miner replied. ooh
would were a gun"
Mamma with much show of indigna
| tion)-.'I have called you three times
and am very much annoyed Charlie
| (who is fond of Bible stores} -''Well
the Lord called Samuel three times an(
he didn't get mad about it, did hep
Second husband 90 wife)-Are you as
fond OF me as you were OF your first hus-
| band dear? Wife-YeS, indeed; and il
you should die, John, would be just af
fond of my third. I'm not woman to
marry for anything but love.
The simple throat bow, without ends
which is the proper finish for the shor
bonnet strings of the season." says
fashion exchange, does not interfere witt
the working of the chin" Husbands viii
read this item with profound regret.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18


TRUE EcoNOMY.-There's the Sc
cret A saving woman at the head
of a family is the best saving bank
established, one receiving deposits
daily and hourly, with no costly ma
chinery TO manage it. The idea of
saving is a pleasant one; and if the
woman imhbed it al once, they
would cultivate it aud adhere to it;
AMI TINS when they are no, aware of
il, they wous's he laying the founda-
tion of Il competent security in a
stormy time, and shelter in rainy
day. The woman who sees to her
own house has a large house TO save
i'll. The best way for her to compre-
hend it is to keep an account of all
her current expenses. Probably not
one woman in ten has an idea how
much are the expenditures of herself
and family. Whether three hundred
or five thousand dollars are expend-
ed annually, there is a chance to save
something if the effort is made. Let
the housewife take the idea, act upon
it, and she will save something where
before she thought it impossible.
This is duty, yet not sordid ava
rice, but a moral obligation that
rests upon the women as well as the
men.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18

81 keep the goods (Athlophoros), and have sold
more of 1t than all other remedies for rheumatism
for two years past" brief recital of the expert
ence of Frank Emerson, prominent druggist of
Lawrence Massachusetts.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
A WALKING SKELETON.

Mr.. +. Springer, Of Mechanicsburg, Pa, writes:
81 was afflicted with lung fever and abscess on
lungs and reduced to a walking Skeleton. Got
free trial bottle of DIR. Kings New'Discoyrry for
Consumption, which did me much good that
bought dollar bottle After using three bottles
found myself once more man, conpfctel, restored
to health, will hearty appetite, and gain in flesh
of - lS."
Gall at IL. c. rirree's Drug Store and get IA free
trial hottie Of This certain for ali Lung Diseases
Large bottles $l.00,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
TROUSANDS SAY SO.

Mr.. T. W. Atkins, Grard, Kan, writes 81 never
hesitate to recommend yonr Electric Bitters to my
customers, they give entire satisfaction and are
rapid sellers" Electric Bitters the purest and
best medicine known and win positively cure Kid,
ney and Liver complaints. Purify the blood and
regulate the bowels. No f;amiiy afford to be
without them They viii save hundreds of dollars
in DOCTORS bills every year. so at 50 cents bot
tie by III. c. Pierce,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
ssPapa, what is a tornado:' asked

''Papa, what is a tornadog asked
a youthful seeker after information.
Glancing nervously around the room
to see if the coast was clear, the old
man said HYou have often heard
your mother blowing me mp for
bringing company home without pre-
vlously notifying herr" "Yes, sir. >
.tWell, that is as much like tor
nado as anything | know of. But
you needn't tell your mother that l
said so. however"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18

We are glad TO hear there is q
Life Saving Bureau" in this coun-
try. When 4 man gets up in the
dark and wreslles with rocking
chair, that kind of bureau would
be good piece of furniture to have
in a room.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18

THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED

1 have been sick more less for the lasttenyears
which has cost me many dollars in doctors ana
druggists hills. The last two years it only cost me
three dollars. Why? Because used Sulphur Bit
tiers instead of employing doctors. They cured me
OF Jaundiee.-F. F. Boyd, Hohoken.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
OUR NEW PREACHER.

Have you called on the Browns
yet? she asked, as the new minister
was about to take his leave after
making a call.
I'm just going, he replied. It's
the third house from the corner,
believe?
Yes-third house. They are very,
very nice people. and | know you
will like 'em.
When the minister rang the bell
there was some delay in answering it.
| Mean while the screen doors permit
ted him to hear from the interior.
Brown, who seemed to be up stairs,
called over the banisters:
Say, Helen, where in thunder is
that old vest l spoke off
Who are you talking to? demanded
a voice from below.
TO you. of course If you were any
sort of wife you'd put things where
| they could be found.
Solomon Brown, don't you cast
any slurs on me. If | don't know
more about housekeeping than all
the Browns on earth I'll commit sui
eide.
You do, eh? What did the pau
per Smiths have to keep house on?
Solomon, you are vile wretch
Much obliged, but it's living with
you that's done it.
At this juncture the minister was
ushered in, and Mrs. Brown soon en-
tered the parlor. extending both
hands, and gaily exclaimed:
Ah, I'm so glad Solomon and l
both wanted to see you so much
Solomon. Solly, dear, hurry up and
come down-our new preacher is
here
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18

ga better article it is impossible to get, sir; 1
have tried them all and unhesitatingly pronounce
DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup superior to any."-Exc.
The Old Story. Trivial symptnms were neglected
until rheumatism became established, whereas all
the suffering could have been prevented by the
pIompt use of Salvation Oil. % cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
Orleana County @onitor,
PUBLIsHED wKEKLYB
GEO. H. BLA n T..
BARTON, VT.

TERNIS.-TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR
Strictly in Advance SI.5O. Subscribers living out
side of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extra for
postage. For convenience in remitting, will
give credit for year and four months for Co., to
subscribers in the county, and one year and three
or $500 to subscribers without the county, when
sent strictly in Advance.
Rates of Advert sing made known on applica-
ton. Ali cuts must have metal body.
Remit by p o. Money Order, Registered Letter, or
Draft. Watch the label your paper and notice
When your subscription expires and that your pay
Bseats kept in Advance. When Gionsg is sent as
zoe shall giye UoN the credit on the label at once if tn
label is not ADVANCED 'Otin t'oo l0eeks notify as by
postal card.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18
Charity.
1 acknowledge no man perfect,

/ acknowledge no man perfect,
That gift was saved for Him,
Who, though his soul was spotless,
Was still accused of sin.
vouch for no mans goodness,
The heart is only worth
Just what the Master marks it;
1t is not judged of earth.
How oft I thank our Father,
For this one blessing giveni
For if our souls were judged ofmen,
How few would enter heaven,
Like children, oft disputing
Der some poor useless toy,
We cultivate dissension,
And throw aside our joy.
To-day our hearts are filled with love,
Our every word is sweet,
While we bow in alteration,
AT some poor mortal's feet.
But tomorrow! O, to morrow!
What changes come not then?
When we find our hero human,
And man like other men.
Methinks we need Savionr,
More than the tribes of old,
For they had not our knowledge,
When they worshiped calves of gold;
o, wisdom! sacred wisdom!
In shame / bow my head,
At remembrance of what ought to be,
And what is done instead
] count him not as favored,
To be the chosen one
To lead mankind 4 lengthy march,
However well It's done;
But rather hoard my pity
For the hour of his despair,
When he finds his cross is heavy,
Almost too great to bear.
But still there is a blessing
For him that doeth well
The duties here assigned him,
Though its greatness none may tell.
1t is limited in the promise,
Of the Father good above,
Who crowns each childs endeavor
With the largeness ofhis love.
The SnoW-Storm.
Lightly and Whitley
As wheat from the grain,
Thickly and quickly
AS thoughts through the brain,
So fast and so dumb
Do the snow-fakes come :
Swift, swift as the lays drop
From glad poet-lips,
Soft, soft as the days drop
From Times finger-tips,
Oh, so many, so many!
Yet no sound from any.
Oh, so fast, oh, so fast!
Yet no track where they passed.
oh, so fragile, fral
Yet no force can prevail
To speed them or stay them.
No prayer can out weigh them.
They fall where they must,
Through the fathomless gray,
And hFing to earth's dust
What of heaven they may.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-01-18

After General Grant had appoint
ed Judge Taft secretary of wM he
invited number of the leading re-
publican senators to dine with him
at the white house, that they might
become personally acquainted. He
forgot. however TO invite Judge Taft,
who consequently was not present,
so those invited to meet him did not
have the pleasure of seeing him. On
another occasion, when congress was
investigating the Washington real
estate pool, General Graut sent one
OF his SONS 10 the capitol to invite,
informally, Il dozen republican sena-
tols to dine at the white house for
conference. The young Grant mis-
took that staunch democrat, Senator
Eli Salisbury, for Senator Morrill, of
Vermont, and SO invited the Della
warian. His presence acted like an
extinguishcr on all political talk, and
he, after having wondered all
through the dinner why he was in
vited, hurriedly took his leave
when the cigars were introduced
Boston Budget.
81 keep the goods (Athlophoros), and have sold
more of 1t than all other remedies for rheumatism
for two years past, brief recital of the expert
ence of Frank Emerson, prominent druggist of
Lawrence, Massachusetts.
At a log cabin on the edge of
clearing, the preacher being guest
at dinner, the tow-headed boy with
the impulsive candor of youth blurts
out.
''Marm. here's hair in the SOUP"
ats not hair, Johnny" says
the nervous mother; sits only a
corn silk"
''Corn silk nothin'," says Johnny,
holding it up and giving it sharp
look; sits got nit on it"
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-06-19

There have been found 275 vari-
cites of birds in Washington Terri
tory.
The drcuth of Texas and other
States has made the cattle trade
very lively in Wyoming and Mon
tana.
Alderman Jachne is slender, and
has blue eyes, rosy complexion, a
long, dropping moustache, and nine
years at Sing Sing.
The fund for The benefit of the
policemen who were injured by the
Anarchists cowardly bomb in Chic
ago now amounts TO more than
$67 900.
What adds to the unpopularity
of the cyclone is thai, while it
blows away almost every thing
on a farm, it has never been known
TO take the mortgage.
A miner from the Grand Ronde
placer diggings went to La Grande,
Or, with $500 worth of bright,
clean gold dust-the result OF
twenty-five days work of two men.
In the recent Pullman H., labor
difficulties the working girls were
led to strike by the young men
threatening to boycott them at the
coming picnics this summer.
The congregation of the First
Congregation Church, Evasion, Ill.
has asked their pastor, Rev. Scott,
TO resign because he smokes cigars
in public, rides bicycle and neglec;s
his church.
NJ. Pasteur states that he has
many times noticed n marked
improvement in the general health,
weight and condition of persons
who have been inoculated after
having been bi,tcn by rabid ami
mails
The Ketchum keystone. [volume] (Ketchum, Idaho) 1885-1899, 1886-06-19

The CoGee-Pot Hol.,er is thc
name OF The leading paper publish
ed in Coflee-Pot Springs, Idaho
This is The way in which it gives ;
local color to the sketches accom-
papying It's syndicate portraits o
prominent mea: 1--WE print to-day
pol ,rait OF King George /, o.
Greece, from an engraving made by
our special artist after carte-de-
visite sent us by his Greckness
who is scion of one of the first
families of Europe. Old Coffee
Politics cannot fail to detect in
King Georges pictured lineaments
the dead split OF Billy Devine, who
ran the New Found Out saloon III
this camp during 1SS3-S4, and was
afierward called hence while ell
deavoring 10 hold up the Tin Cup
stage. Iowa paper.
The Iowa mans account is very
good, bat slightly incomplete. The
town of Coffce-Pot was named after
an old coifee-pot left in the sage
brush by wandering Piute squaw,
and Afterwards raised on a liberty
pole in the center Of the town. 1t
remained there until the bad boys
of Tin Cup, a neighboring camp.
chopped il down one night and tied
it TO the tail of old Billy McGooz-
lum's coyote cur. The dog was
found dead down in Arkansas next
morning, with the coffee-pot tied
10 Ills tail, and shipped back 10
Cohee-Pot in coffin labeled,
"Billy Be Dam, alias Divine, the
stage-robber." When it
got to CoiIcc-Pot it stunk so that it
was buried without ceremonies and
The following inscription was
placed over the grave:
lie c lies Bily Ec Pam,
The son of gun from Rottonham;
His mind gave out and Billy fell,
To robbinE Stages down IN hell.
But the good people of Coffee
Pot were deceived by The Bad boys
Of Tin Cup, and Billy BE Dam is
sill on the turf, while old Billy
offers his squaw and
three buffalo robes for the son of a
gun that stole his coyote cur.