Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
W.T. n nu,ron.
Willie kissed Susie beneath the rcse;
The rose was in bud and the oorn In

/ Aat.. 88HS ZE-L-.. .HI.. 49,
Remained with Wiilie % sue Veneer.
= Hamilton Spectator.
The very fashion able young man has
ordered q slow yacht, because Its
English, 20 know"
James Gordon Bennett has eight
owls over his Newport gate. 1t takes
u good many embleins to properly con
vey to tho public IN idea of all the
Wisdom Of anew York newspaper-Sk.
Louis Post-D.s. atch.
A groccr's boy complained to his
employer that he was worked too hard
aud did not get sufficient rcss.
II know, Johnny" admitted the
grocer, "that you arc KEEP, pretty busy
most of tho time, but I'll see what can
10 done. Perhaps when cold weather
sets in Ill lot you draw molasscs once
in u While"
Judge-"Prisoner ut the bar. you
are charged with willful murder. Arc
you guilty or not guiity?" Prisoner
Judge, what's tho use of putting it
that wayp As you put it, it's diff
cult question to decide. S'posen VIC
simplify the matter by goin in for q
disagreement of tue jury. "-Bos!on
Transcript.
An article in an exchange Is headed,
.sWhy President Cleveland Didn't
Fish Sunday" We haven't read it,
uut suppose 1t was because ho spaded
up huff an acre Of ground without find.
my y single woran.S We have frequent
" been in the same aggravating pre-.
dicamcnt. T. Son a week day.-
AosysSloMM AcT1Rd.
what you WANT said tho barber,
rs he u bis fingers through the few
remaining hairs on the head of 81 Gus
TONER; "what sou want 'is a bottle Of
my nair.restorer."
t'Whut l want" replied the custom-
er. sis IL divorce"
tor Courier.
"If l were you and you we're l." she
sang vigorously ut tho piano, and,
turning to him, said; What would
you doe" ''Wc.l, love- he answered,
Judging from your disposition and
the color OF your hair, I'd saw you
would take q club and knock mo of
that piano stool if 1 didn't stop sing.
lng."-MeychaM y@'Gre!er.
Two mea riding oil ~ railroad train.
One Of t!.em buys 81 book. and after
reading it awhile throws it down,
turns to his chance companion and
says:
"This is the duliest book / ever Jaw.
It is o fraud. I'd like to maui the au.
thor. What aro you taking of your
coat for2" =,
II amthe author. "-Arkansaw Trav.
eler.
Yhere'll be IL pretty iow-de.do
among New Jersey lawyers II the
courts follow up the precedent estab.
(liahed by Vice-C chancellor Bird In his
decision that a lawyer who induces a
client to give an 5000 mortgage for
1915 and then sells it himself for o., 200
mustturn the profit over to the client
instead of.pocketing it himself. Jersey
pettifoggers will fail to see the use Of
being lawyers II they have to be az
honest as other men.-AAentown (Fa.)
Register.
IL am very tired" said the lady at
the head of tho clearinghouse table
Monday morning to the good-natured
minister who sat, at the other end.
'You should not be-" said the parsou;
'.you didn't preach a sermon yester.
day." ..No." said the lady, almos,
unconsciously, .'but;l listened to one"
Then followed an oppressive silence.
which gave the minister time to reflect
that he had come out only second best.
-lhiladett,hta Gu4tetin.
Eyes, l used to be a confirmed beer.
drinker, but thanks to tho efforts ol
kind friends, l vas able to throw oA
the awful habit" said the speaker q,
Kentucky temperance meeting.
"Don't you kind q banker after Il
nowP' asked u dyspep,ic In tho crowd.
mo. sir, not n CENTS worth" ''HnW
did you stopP" just took q little
whisky now and tncn, until the tas,e
for beer was wholly orndicated. l,
was q glorious triumph, gentlemen
It'd Ltts.
He was standing ut the Uuion Club,
corner OF Fifth avenue. toying with tho
tive hairs Which constituted his righ'
whisker. when a passing cubman hail
ed him With
"Hansom, sirP"
"Eh! whutP' he demanded. starting
"Aansom, sir, !lans"m.' repeated
the Jarvcy.
"Well. what of i,a" nc sai.i. angrily
"Cawn't Il fcllah show hjmSrlf in thi:
blawsted town without having his aw
appearance commented on?"
And he tripped over to Gienham I,
drown his Indignation in Il tankaru o
bitter-7o-Day.
Lou is a wee iass.a u; i summers,
with a quaint use o. English. The in
termittent footing ~ :. locomotive
caused her to clap her ciia:n:y hand
to her ears with y tunuy I;u!c frowl
expressive Of disgust.
whats tho matter. L;t,?" he
mother asked.
%. I'm fastening out that crooko'
noise"
Tho other day she was asked whcth
or she would rather 20 aca,-riding t
the island or spend Il" afternoon wit
grandmam,na.
=, 81 want to go both w!iores,h wa
the prompt rcply.-Hoar:''s ha:ar.
A wild specimen Of tive native Vir
gilman entered Stauntoa the other da,
and asked credit for some tobacco ant
sugar ut a grocery. promising TO pa
in six weeks,
ION what do you base yorn' expects
: tons OF being able 10 pay i'll tina
timer" asked the grocer.
"Ou Don skins" vas the promr
j reply.
"But you may not eaten any coons.'
20. as to that, I've got seventeen Q