Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-05-03

S'"Hioias-dt Tracy 5 drug
store. a6t26
A little bird whispers a curious
story. There is a woman at the bot.
tom, as usual.
Carriage, house and sign painting
by Anderberg Bros. Leave orders at
Rupert's drugstore.
The Young Folks Guild will have
the Pink party Thursday instead of
Wednesday evening.
Bootblacking, two shines for %
cents. In consequence of an uncivil
war among the sinners.
Pierce Dorgan and the TIMES re-
porter left Haley to-day for the sup
river" section. No cards.
The pretty widow whose heart the
Monaghan washer smashed, has got
ten rid of the "divil completely"
McCornick's Bank boasts a bran
new oak and walnut floor. 1t has
stripes like the banner, and Leo is a
star.
The Bellevue paper is not compi.
mentary to the Haley Band. Brig
adler General Commander, you must
stir up your tooters.
Another strike is reported in the
Carrie Leonard lower tunnel last Fri
day. This is no longer a prospect.
1t is mine-and big one.
"What are we going to do with our
Mongolians?" cries the Bellevue pa
per. Let them alone and they'll 90
home, with their pig tails behind them.
Painting, paper-hanging, and calci-
mining hy Hay & Egert. All work
satisfactory y, and prices low. Leave
orders at Burkhart's. m1t26
Our esteemed townsman, Ernest
Cramer, while engaged in his new
house Saturday, slipped and fell, PAIN
fully spraining his ankle. He is, at
this writing, unable to walk in conse.
quence.
If the Pink Guild will hold an
election for the prettiest girl present,
with prize to the elected, their party
will be financial success, and some
hearts will futter like frightened
birds.
Captain Edie left to day for Res
direction District, to assume charge,
as Superintendent, of Hon. John Hal
ley's gold mine in that locality.
Captain Eide expects that region to
come prominently to the front, this
year.
Rev. Osborn conducted pretty
service, in the pretty Emmanuel
church, yesterday. Mr.. Osborn is a
pleasant gentleman and has sense
enough not to try, on all occasions,
to ram sectarianism down everybody's
throat.
The HALEY Hose Company vii!
meet in Justice Lemmon's office, a,
$3.50, sharp, this evening. The an
nual election of officers will be held.
The secretary proposes to sea p all alb
sentees and put them on half-rations
without grog.
J. L. Porter, of Deer Creek, was in
town yesterday. He reports Deer
Creek coming to the front at a rapid
pace. The Red Cloud mine (near the
Narrow Gauges), of which he is part
owner, is looking finely and will have
force of seven or eight men during
the season.
Lovers of sport can enjoy a rare
day by going to Ogden next Wednes-
day, May 9Th, and remaining over to
witness the big race on Thursday,
May 9th. There are some pretty
rapid "sports" in and about Ogden,
and the horses announced show
pretty fair heels on the track.
A notably large lady was passing
along Main street yesterday, and at
corner encountered a triplet of the
largest gentlemen in Haley. Jok-
ingly she said: "Clear the way, you
small fry!" Quick as thought one of
the gentlemen-well known for his
fun as we'll as fesh-moved back,
saying: "Stand aside, gentlemen, and
let that zephyr pass" And now 1--WE
do not speak as we pass BY"
A well-known Haley attorney Dor
rowed a gentle horse from Sheriff
Furey yesterday to take ride. Go
ing up hill the girth worked back
ward. This tickling the horse began
to rid himself of. A squeal, hump,
a couple of "bucks," and presently a
dark object was seen descending, and
as it struck the earth sad voice, fill
ing the little valley and eeholng
among the hills, sang: 81 am an Angel,
Just from the skies"
1t is represented to the TINES that
the notice Of the robbery of the
Bellevue postoffice, which was pub
lished in this paper April goth, did in
Justice to Mr.. Heller in this: that IN
stead of being in the postoffice when
his voice was recognized, he was IN
an office adjoining the postothce and
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