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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

IL my torn ,nted s3ai wer, randng me
asunder-l, the iuost cxqastely fastid
ious of men, and whose wifi, was K
have been the most delicate and refined
of women, with all the fr,sh dcwdrop:
glittering Oh her virgin rosebud Of I
| heart!
thought of the glossy ringlcts ant
pearly teeth; thought of the Kalydor
l thought of the coachman's bruised
ear and bloody nose; / thought of the
tender love-sccrets which she had wills.
pered to the judge and jury, and thou.
sand tittering auditors and gave an.
other groan!
''Mr. Bullfrog." said my wife.
As l made no reply, she gently took
my hands within her own, removed
them from my face, and fixed her eyes
steadfastly on mine.
"Mr. Bullfrog," said she, not unkind-
ly, yet with all the decision of her
strong character, ''let me advise you to
overcome this foolish weakness, and
prove yourself, to the best of your abil-
ity, as good husband as / will be a
wife. You have discovered, perhaps,
some little imperfections in your bride.
Well, what did you expectP Women
are not angels. If they were, they
would go to heaven for husbands; or,
at least, be more difficult in their choice
on earth"
"But why conceal those imperfec-
tionsP" interposed /, TREMENDOUSLY.
Now, my love, arc not you most
unreasonable little man?n said Mrs.
Bullfrog, patting me on the cheek.
Ought woman to disclose her frailties
earlier than her wedding day9 Few
husbands, assure you, make the dis
covery in such good season, and still
fewer complain that these trifes are
concealed too long. Wen, what a
strange man you are! Poh! you are
joking"
'But the suit for breach of promise!"
groancd 1.
"Ah, and is that the rub?" exclaimed
my wife. us il possible that you view
that affair in an Objectionable light?
Mr.. Bullfrog, l never could have
dreamed it! Is it an objection that l
have triumphantly defended myself
against SANDER and indicated my pur-
ity in court of Justice? Or do you
complain because your wife has shown
the proper spirit of woman, and pun
ished the villain who trihed with her af-
fectiUns?'
But" persisted l, shrinking into a
corner of the coach, however; for did
not know precisely how much contra
diction the proper spirit of woman
would endure-''but, NY love, would
it not have been more dignitied to treat
the villain with the silent contempt he
merited?'
That's all very well, Mr.. Bullfrog,"
said my wife, slyly, but, in that case,
where would have been the five thou
sand dollars which are to stock your
dry-goods store?'
Mrs. Bullfrog, upon your honor"
demanded !, as if my life hung upon
her words, ''is there no mistake about
those five thousand dollars?"
Upon my word and honor there is
none," replied she. The jury gave
me every cent the rascal had; and /
have kept it all for my dear Bullfrog,"
Then, thou dear woman" cried |,
with an overwhelming gust of tender
ness, "let me fold thee to my heart
The basis of matrimonial bliss is secure,
and all thy little defects and frailties
are forgiven. Nay, since the result
has been so fortunate, l rejoice at the
wrongs which drove thee to this
blessed lawsuit. Happy Bullfrog that
| am"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Walking down Broadway is very pleasant
when you feel well, and T--K-never felt
better than when his friend asked him how he
got over that severe cough of his so speedily
"Ah, my boy,n said T, &c. NJ. d. did ith'
And his friend wondered what G. NJ. d. meant
He knew it did not mean q Good Many Doc
tors, for TX had tried a dozen in vain
II have it," said he, just hitting the nail on
the bead, ''you mean DIR. Perce's Golden
Medical Discovery or Gold Medal Deserved
as my friend J--S-always dubs it," Sold
by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

THE GRAND SECRET of female beauty is
health-the secret Of health is the power to
eat, digest and asslmilate proper quantity
of wholesome food. Take VINEGAR BITTERs.
1t will cleanse the stomach, tone the vital Or
gans, give perfect digestion, purify the blood,
clear up the complexion, and produce a state
of genuine female loneliness, with which no
cosmetic can compare.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Those persons who do not need Iron, but who
arc troubled with Nervousness and Dyspepsia,
will find in Carters Little NERVE Pills a most
desirable article. They are mostly used in com
bination with Cartcr's Little Liver Pills, and
in this way often exert most magical effect
Take just one pill Of each kind INN 9 lately
after eating and you will be free from lndiges-
ton and Dyspepsia In walls at % cents. Sold
by all Druggists
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28
Joshua commanded the sun 10 ST,

Joshua commanded the sun to stand still in
order that he might have more time In which
to complete the defeat of the enemies Of Israel
In the battle with disease we, too, must take
advantage OF every means given TO aid us In
our combat Mishler's Herb Bitters is potent
agent against dyspepsia ague, sick headache
and Kidney and liver complaints
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

One of Lies trials: "And why do you
think that my love is not genuine?" asked the
young lawyer, excitedly. because you are
my beau, Gus" she answered in legal tender
tones. And then she ran away so fast that he
could not counterfeit
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

In every department of knowledge noble
men and women are bearing aloft the torch of
science to make light the dark places of earth
for the benefit of mau, but Il will still be a
long while before human wisdom can make out
why change of weather Is bad for corns.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

The japanese government will send dozen
young, lovely and intelligent japanese ladies
French system Of education They are TO
remain three years In the gay capital, and viii
then return 70 japan to be distributed among
various districts.
The best time for q young man to take his
girl sleighing is during ''driving snow
storm" He can use both his arms TO hold his
girl in the sleigh, and let the snow storm do
The s.driylngN
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28
We aceldentally overheard the following d

We accidentally overheard the following da.
logue on the street yesterday:
Jones. Smith, why don't you stop that dis
Smith. How can l! You know / am mar.
tyr to catarTh.
j. Do as / did. had the disease in its
worst form but | am well now.
s. What did you do for It'll
j. / used DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Ii
cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard OF it, and by Jove III try II.
j. Do so. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28
ROCHESTER, n. Y, Dc

Half of the boys in the Dexter, Me-, high
school use tobacco, and whisky bottles are
passed around among them. A Dexter school
girl smokes ami swears in public. These
cases were up for consideration at a recent
local teachers institute
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

young women and raises Cain generally in the
quiet old town of Elizabeth, N. j.. There are
a good many people who would like TO carry
on the same proceedings if they had the ghost
of chance.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

greatly relieved some who have used it for
rheumatism and neuralgia recommend 1t to
my customers and think l am doing them a
benevolent act. r. G. Nelson, druggist, Eddy
vile, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Herr Professor, how do you like my new
tragedy? Every much indeed. Especially
the robbors-they are frst-rate. In fact, they
are the best thieves | ever heard of; even the
words they speak are stolen from other books
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

When You need friend, select true one.
DR.. Jones Red Clover Tonic Is the best friend
mankind has for all diseases of the stomach,
liver and kidneys. The stblcod purifier and
tonic known ZOE
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

have founl out Gift for my fair. 1t isnoi
ring OF gol /, nor flow ers for her hair, nor
pearls for her white neck, but Salvation On
for her sore throat. She's singing bird
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

ETt HING and irritations of the skin
and scalp, burns, scalds, piles ulcers, poisons,
cured by Coles GarboEisaIye. IS $50
cents at Druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

A man who was hanged In Colorado recent
" said on the gallows that be had never
srnoked, chewed. drank or swoTe profanely,
aud vet they broke his neck for a little thing
Ike numbering an entire family
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

'sBetter late than never" but better never
late than when troubled with cough or cold.
Take DIR. Blgelow's Positive Cure at once,
when cures all throat and lung troubles
speedily and thoroughly. Pleasant for chill
dren. 80 cents and 81.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

A dose Of Red Star Cough Cure viii prevent
you disturbing the congregation, ana put you
10 right frame OF mind TO enjoy the services.
T.->-ss-sss Asss. hottiA
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Four students at an Iowa college were stung
30 badly in robbing beehive that detection
of the theft and expulsion from the school
quickly followed.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

A tramp went into house i'm Missouri and
spit on the parlor carpet. The woman was sick
in bed, but she got up and broke his collar
bone and ran him TO the woods.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Last year the tuition fees Of Yale amounted
to $110,5S2 and for the same fees Harvard
collected S12S 657
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Princeton has 81, 2O4, 600 of productive funds
and $3.50, 900 invested in buildings.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

For removing dandruff and promoting the
growth of the hair use Halls Hair renewer
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28
"R0UGH on CaTaRRyx-

corrects Offensive odors at once. Complete cure Of
worst chronic cfses; also uneanaled az garage for
dplhera, sore ihr at foul trsa h. sc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Ayers Cherry Pectoral, In thousands OF
cases has cured cough in few days.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thomlson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
AALFORD SAUCE Is invaluable for soups hashes
esetc,, and blends admirably with all gTayles.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Oats are SO cheap in Winnipeg that even an
EDITORS horse had spunk enough in him to run
away the other day.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to
use. 1t is not liquid or snuff. SOC.
sc. buys pair Of Lyons Pstcn. Feel s:i1cpers
makes q boot or shoe lNst twice a. 10 u -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

The school trustees Of Hoboken, N. j., have
adopted the resolution that teachers shall not
compel scholars TO hold piece of sponge in
their mouths as means of punishment. This
extraordinary act was caused by the practice
OK one OF the teachers who punished In the
novel way Of the sponge gag
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription Is the
debilitated woman's best restorative tonic.
The salaries Of Cornelrs professors have been
raised
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Patroness-"0h, professor tell me how my
daughter is getting along with her swimming
lessohsf am anxious that she should master
the artas we may go TO Newport next sum
mer." Professor-"She is doing beautifully,
madam. She Ia worry of her muZzer In fact,
she can swim like a-likea goose.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28
CROUCH ON COUGHS
father, Mother, ana 1nree sisters ueaa

Ask for Trough on Coughs" for coughs cold
col throat, hOerseness Trocheh l5c. Llauid. DC
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

"You can't come it," said customer to Q
druggist who endeavored TO palm of his own
mixture when Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup was
asked for, and Bulls he got Price % cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

Though on Pain liquid. &c. Quick cure. Men
ralg o, rheumHt m, aches pa NJ, s1raiIs, headache
cramps, collie. "RJuRh on Pa n Plaster l,c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-28

The Ann Arbor university has vast inheri-
tancein lands and Is growing rich all the time
In that university there are no tuition fees ex-
cept fee Of $40 TO Michigan students aud SIS
to students from without the State on their
entrance to the university. ID.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

Mems Woonsocket rubber lined boots at
Webster's Boot and Shoe Store.
Four-weeks-old White Chester pigs for
sale by J. E. Cook of West Glover.
Mrs. Prindle, at Glover, has a new
lime of spring millinery and fancy goods.
Walton's VT. Register for sale in this
office. Our preparing subscribers get
them at 10 cents each.
Joseph Bartlett, Barton Landing, has
barge quantities of oats, barley, rye, anC
beans, all excellent for seed, which ht
offers for sale.
For SALE.-The Stove, Tin and Goa
business, in Barton Landing. Building
A can be bought or rented.
Is ALMoN PECK & Son.
During the present year, j. B. Freeman
will put his butter market in the III. j
Town store, { Robinson's block where
he will be found every Saturday, paying
the highest living prices for butter anc
eggs. 13
C. C. Beedie, who is now doing bust
ness in West Randolph, VT, offers hi
farm of 100 acres, for sale, with or with
out stock Said farm is situated on tn
river road between Barton and Glover
two miles from the depot 1t is wei
divided into tillage, wood and pastur
land, with plenty of nice water, pleas
ant home, and a most desirable location
Address him as above.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

was reduced il the ninety days allowed
for discounts in payments to the town
treasurer to $1,429.28. The warrant is
sued by the treasurer to the collector
contained one hundred twenty-eight
names.
sutton.
Hiram Jenness is moving to West
Burke.
Corydon Parker visited the "Hub" re-
Gently.
Silas Roundy has sold his farm to his
son Fred.
Mrs. Orville Campbell has returned to
New York.
Mrs. L.. j. Campbell is home from a
few weeks visit in Montreal.
Charles SwitSer has sold his farm to
Roswell Leach of Lyndonville.
Mr.. Timothy Olmstead died on the 18th
of this month, of cancer on his face.
Frank Ball has been visiting in Boston
and Newton during the last three weeks.
Harley Switzer and wife and Charley
| Switzer and wife start for California
April 6.
S. J. Whipple and wife spent few
| days in New Hampshire last week. Mrs.
J. Holtham and son few days in Sher-
| brooke.
Rev. A. p. Tracy being called to preach
Sunday, Rev. Mckenzie of West Burke,
supplied the pulpit.
East Hardwick.
Mrs. Saml Ward is quite sick with 8
disease of the heart.
Silas Owen and wife are about to oc
cupy their house again.
It was Isaac w. Stanton, not Horton
who dropped dead while watering his
| horse.
Hattie Bailey is spending few week.
with her sister. Mrs. Russell EMERSON O
Peacham.
A new candidate appears in the Arena
of postoffice applicant; Frank Eastman
the jeweler.
Harry Mason, whose sickness frequen
mention has been made, died March "a
He leaves wife and daughter.
Mrs. L. c. Foss has gone to st Alban
for treatment for cancer, and we hea
the treatment has been successful.
Sheffield.
| Geo. Clapp has bought the Ira CLAIR
place.
James Salmon has bought the Name,
Smith house.
DIR. Reuben Gray is in town to see hi
brother, H. M. Gray, who is very sick.
At J. M. Cass' auction, cows sold fror
$14 to $29; hay from So to 5000; MI
Roberts from New York bought the farm
paying $1,000.
Stannard.
The pews for the M. E. church hav
arrived and will soon be in place.
Joseph Patch is having very success
full singing school at the Union church
which has some excellent voices fit
grace any choir.
Lewis Shatney went to St. Johnsbur
last week Friday, to get pay for his bloc
wood, 500 solid cords, sold to the Fail
banks, since which nothing has bee
heard of him; he intended to return o
Saturday. Financial mourners are plent
and anxious.
East Burke.
The Company are running the saw-mi
, night and day.
Eugene jenkins buried little son tW
days old, last Monday.
! Albert jenkins has sold his nice spa
of horses to man from Island Pond.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

A Beautiful Easter Card.-The Virgin Salt Co.,
of New Haven, Conn.,, making grand offer to
introduce their salt. Go and ask your grocer for
Virgin Salt and get an elegant Easter Card. In
addition we offer an extra Involvement: a pair of
Doves beautifully Autographed in ten coors, as
natural as life Ion large card ex1o inches. Virgin
Salt is the cleanest, purest and whitest salt ever
used. A large package costs only 10 cts.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

stake no interest in his designs
upon the existing law. Business of
all kinds is improving as rapidly as
the strikes will permit, and the coun-
try doesn't want any of Mr.. Morri-
sons meddling and muddling.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29
GENERAL NEWS ITEMS.

The colleges of this country contain
$4,000 female students.
Over $500, 900 has been contributed for
a Catholic university in Washington.
Three business blocks at Helena, Ark,
were burned Saturday. Loss 100000
Secretary Manning has issued call
for Sl0,000,0O0 of three per cent bonds.
Out of $4,000 cigar makers in New
York city only 800 are skilled workmen.
A new census shows the population of
Rome to be 345 ,O35, of whom ii, los are
soldiers.
Mrs. Elizabeth Shirley, who died at
Walnut, Iowa, few days ago, had lived
LOG years.
Silver has been discovered and mines
partially worked in twenty-one counties
in Texas.
Seaweed has been the main dependence
of many famne-s stricken Irish islanders
at Innisboffin.
There are in twenty-five States $685.
AIS more women than men. Dakota has
20, 4l5 more men than women.
1t has just been discovered that the
green sands which are very plentiful in
Georgia have valuable fertilizing quail
ties.
1t is stated that citizen of Reading,
Penn, has invented self-winding clocks,
one Of which has been running for five
years.
The health of ex-President Arthur,
while it is much impaired, is not such as
to warrant the report that he cannot re-
cover.
By an explosion of natural gas at Muir
raysville, Penn, three persons were IA
tally injured and seven dwellings were
burned.
Senator and Mrs. Morrill, gave recep-
ton to the author, w. d. Howell's and
Mrs. Howells in Washington, Saturday
evening.
The whole of the session of the nation
al house of representatives on Mar. 20
was devoted to debate on the silver coin
age question.
The people of Oshkosh, Wis, were
alarmed on the 10Th inst. by sudden dark
ness falling upon the city. The phenom-
enon lasted ten minutes.
The Boston Eoening Record, which is
always doing something new and enter
prising, scores another point in advance.
Recognizing the popular demand for
wholesome fiction, the Record meets it
by the daily publication of a continued
story written expressly for it by Julian
Hawthorne. A peculiar feature will be
the printing of the story across the bot
tom of the page in large type, easy to
the eye. The Record is the first to in
troduce this new and attractive feature
in American journalism. The story
John Parmlee's Curse" is conceded to
be the best that Mr.. Hawthorne has ever
written, and is certain to attract atten-
ton and be widely read The Record
will publish the opening chapter April l.
and the story will be continued in daily
instalments until finished.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29
rleaus County Momitor
PROBATE COURTS.

Probate Courts will be held on the second and
Iurh Fridays of each month at the Probate Office,
Newport: and on each Thursday preceding the
econd and fourth Fridays of each month, at my
tHcc in Barton Landing. o. IL. AUSTIN, Judge.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

The New York HeralGs Washing
ton correspondent finds a continued
tendency toward harmony" among
the unterrified at the national capt.
tai, aud thinks that the real reason
is that the approach of spring sug-
gests ticklish condition of fences
to good many democratic congress
men. All the brethren have to do
to patch up a campaign peace is to
learn to love the common enemy less
than they do each other.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29
Nav Advertisements To-Day
LOCAL ADVERTISING.

Short advertisements, notices, announcements,
tards etc, will be inserted in this column at two
eents word first week, and one cent a word there
2fter. This must be prepaid advertising. No
harge for mention of ads. running in other columns
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29
MI 0 N U M EN- rs

The subscriber begs leave to announce to
the people of Orleans County that he now
I has on hand aSgood stock of
Finished Marble Work :
Which he is selling at prices to correspond with
the times. He is also prepared to make low prices
any kind of GRANITE WORK to be furnished
the coming season.
SPECIAL BARGAINS
In Red or Gray Scotch Granite (the most durable
in the world). also in the dark Quincy Granite,
samples of which have ON hand.
Parties intending to purchase anything in this line
the coming should fail to call and examine
this stock or send for rces before ordering.
Now is the time and this is the place to contract
for work.
HENRY II. MACK.
Hardwick, Mar. 90. l3tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29

Mr.. Morrison, the quack tariff
tinker, finds himself confronted with
fifty members of his own party who
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-03-29
Spetial Nntiees.

BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SAI.vE.
The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter.
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Cons, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively Piles, or no pay re-
CURED. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
ton or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by H. C. Pierce.
MTG All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's
IL Il u - sGreat Nerve Restorer. No Fits after
first days Marvellous cures. Treatise and
81. 90 trial bottle free to Fit Send to DIR.
Kline 1881 Arch St. ,Phila. Pa.
Hair Vine stimulates the growth of the hair and
prevents it from falling out, itching of the
scalp and removes dandrutf Try it for headache
and neuralgia Sold by Z. F. Dutton, d. l.. OWN
ell, and all druggists.
News of the Week.-From every direction comes
approving words for Kean's Kidney and Back
Plasters. If you wish to be relieved from the
twinges of Rheumatism, Lumbago, Back Ache, &c
| Apply at once. Speedy relief will follow.