The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-10-14
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--O0e ens rsatic Charleston merchant
takes advantage Of the earthquake sad
sdvsr.ises. Earthquake prices Shake EN-
dewn!r
. baby carriages are nov made TO cost
Is li1L as 1915 each. No wonder. says
49, iidsioa Herald. tbs youns men don't
merry
"A 4, Is very strange that . boys hands
blister so much sooner shen be 10 WELD
ing hoe than they do when be swings .
bas'l,sI lat.
--'fhr pr ~ girl must go. remarks .
sonra sud rmblitered contemporary.
\ The pretty eirl does CO. Goes aud mar
riss the other fellow.
IL saSt an empty barrel OF 6our 10
make . bencoop for my bulldog" wu
the greeting man gave TO . Bank street
grocer yesterday afternoon.
why, 10 il" asked Nine. z one dsy.
That you don't get married." 'Impos-
sible, my dear madam, responded X Il
have such horror Of divorce"
The leather REPORTER has an article
headed; How TO take . hide of
calf" The best way 10 take tbs hide Oh
. calf IL 10 lead the cali into politics.
Virgins s.sked bis hopes Of heaven on
the iul6llmens Of his earthquake pro-
diction aud lost. Well. goodbye. Wig
gins. Sorry you are not going our way.
"A practical old sinner 10 = progress-
Tvs town refused 10 contribute for . new
besrae b.csuse be had helped 10 buy the
old one and bad not bad bis ride In il
Jet
1T il uncertsin whether the good bill
lard player should DO considered do
mestic man. He tries 70 avoid "kissing,"
but on the other hand must DO ACORN.
plisLsd iD ''aussing.
The girl who never screams whom she
sees srsts. isu's safe 70 marry. With
her ealm, cool, collected. unexcitabls die
position she would hit where she aimed
With rolIios pin every time.
Why DO people always speak Of .
.'cool millioni" asks an exchange. Th.
conundfun Il dificult 10 answsr, inns
much ssis makes man sweat like the
dickens 10 sccumulsts that snm.
Why didut you como when rangi"
said Texas lady 70 her domestic. "Bs-
csose didny bear The bsll." Here
after when you don't hear the bell you
IN ust come and tell me 60" YES, num-"
Al Racine. Wis. few days ago. al 9
man with hod Of mortar on bis back fell n
forty feet. broke ! two inch plank 10 bis
a esccDt. end vas not in the least injured
Tbs strain came on the local editor VII.
tells the story.
--Things ono would rather have left I'M.
Daid. Shc-ADd you ere really better,
professor. since you came 10 live q HAml.
,tesdi lie- Oh. yes. different man 81 %.
Ieib,r She How pleased oil ysnf
irirni~ ~ill bel
--lhs New York Sun cites an insial.
81 loves labor Loot: ''Bes that girl over +
lherr trying 10 mash mcf' said Jones 10
Brown. well. shes losing her time Try
lug 10 mash yon. replied Brown. ''you
'rs aois enough rs II is.
"A l.Jy recently sought 10 instruct
her little graudcbild 10 the relation 10
Ihe pfessLsnl care Of Hsavss. "wlo
Iivss you your daily bsesdr asted sh,.
bod. replied tbs child. "but U, cis
Iobs puts the butter and sugar on. /" ~,
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Way bosh, Il happened tsr b. 10 Char
ssio~n shcn the fust yssrthqnaks cum"
What dad ycs do when Jon felt The q,
Il Tux thirty grains o qui. II
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