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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1886-06-11

Capt. Coleman. schr. Weymouth, ply.
Ing between Atlantic City and N. r..
had been troubled with cough % that
he Was unable to sleep, and was Induced
20 try Dr.. Kings New Discovery foE
Consumption. Il not only rave him In.
slant relief. but allaycd the extreme
sorencss IN his breast. HE children
were sim.IarIy affected and : single
dose bad the same happy effect. Dr.,
Kings New Discovery e now the stan.
dard remedy In the Coleman household
and ON board tho schooner. FREQ Trial
BOTTLES Of this Standard Remedy q
Aehringer Bros Drug Store, :.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

lola PUBLIC LIBRARY
Over Northrup's bank. Open every Sstnraay
from 2 till 8 O'Clock y. m. Stock ana meh-
MRS. T.. l.. MARSH, Librarian.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

Corner of Jefferson Avenue and Broadway st.
Services every Sabbath ut ii am. and 20 y. m
Class meeting Immediately after the morning
service. Sunday School at $50 .. m, A. s.
Aankins Superintendent. Prayer meeting ever,
Thursday evening at $50 p. m. Strangers and
visitors in the city and all others cordially nvit
ed to all these services.
r. n. SCOTT, Pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
SECRET SOCIETIES.
POST NO. 81 e. A r

Meets the first Saturday on or before eachfuIl
moon At the Odd Bellows Hall. All Comrasiea
in good standing are INVITED to meet with the
Post. T. s. STOyER p r.
T. n. ECkLEY, Post Adj.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
REFORMED,

Divine worship In Court House every two
weeks At ii O'Clock .. m, in the English Ian
guace, and at $50 O'Clock p. m. in the German
language. Sunday School at 10 O'Clock .. m.
All are cordially invited to attend.
REV. s. A. ALT, pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
THE WRONG Nan.

Excuse me, he said, as he halted a
gentleman in the corridor of the city
hall, 'but will you lend me your eye
glasses a mOment?"
He put them ON his nose to read a
letter, and returned them with:
Thanks! Have you the correct
time. All! Ten-thirty."
He set his watch and confidentially
inquired:
Haven't any tobacco about you,
ehP"
He was handed q box, and after
helping himself to a liberal share he re-
marked:
II want to mail letter in the box
here, but find 1 have no postage
stamps. If you-?"
He was handed stamp. When he
had licked it on and mailed his letter
he said:
'rm going up Michigan avenue to
Twelfth street. Do you happen to
have a couple of street-car tickets?"
"Sir!' This is too much" exclaimed
the other. II can stand about SO
much, but after that-!'
''There! There! Beg your pardon!
How did know you drew the line on
street-car tickets? No Offense-none
in the least. I'll take your name and
make memorandum of where your
generosity ceases and this thing shan't
happen again. l mistook you for a
gentleman who draws the line on pay
ing for a coupe, when ask myself up
to his house to supper. Detroit Free
Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
Never Give Up.

Ifyou are suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak con-
stitutiOn- headache, or any disease ola
bilious nature, by all means procure a
bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be
surprised to see the rapid improve
ment that will follow; you will be in
spired with new life; strength and act
ivity will return; pain and misery will
cease, and hencef0rth you will rejoice
in the praise of Electric Bitters. Sold
at fifty cents bottle by GOodhue &
Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
BIBLE SOCIETY.

supply Of Bibles and Testaments may he
found at the Allen County Bible Depository, 1t
Scott & Sons.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
Bucklen,s Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts
sbruises, sore ulcers, salt rheum, feye
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblain
corns, and all skin eruptiOns, and pos
itively cures piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction, or money refunded. Price 25
cents per box. For sale by Goodhue
& Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
AN OLD-FASHION HOME MADE
REMEDY THE BEST AFTER
ALL

Horehound has long been known As
ona of the most healing and soothing
remedies in the herb world for all af-
fections of the throat and lungs. Bal
lard's HorehOund Syrup has never been
known to fail to give instant relief in
Consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma,
Sore Throat, Coughs, Colds and all
ailments of throat and lungs. 1t con-
tains no injurious opiates. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Call for Free Sample
Bottle ut GOOdhue & Evans.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

We always keep OH hand and are
duly authorized to keep on hand the
following articles, which are the best
of their kind: Bqcklen's Arnica Salve,
Kings New Discovery, Billiards.
Snow Liniment, Hollands HOre
Hound Syrup. Scott & Son.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03

CHRISTIAN OR DISCIPLES.
Corner OF Sycamore and Broadway. Services
IL .. m. and $50 p. m. Sunday school 10 ..
n. Prayer meeting We lnesday evenings.
j f. PICkrrr Prstnr
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT

Will be given to a capable and reliable
lady canvasser residing in this place.
No Investment required. Goods sell
all the year round. References neces-
ary. Write 10 J. s. HpRLING CO.
liz Monroe Street, Chicago, Illinois.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
BAPTIST.

On Sycamore Street. Large brick northeast
Of the square. Preaching every Sunday at ii q.
M, and at the usual hour in the evening. Sun
day School at 9:45 IN. A. l.. Dibble, Superin-
tendent. Prayer meeting every Thursday eve
ming att r. m. This notice is inserted to assure
you Of . warm welcome at any of these services.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
CHRISTIAN.

Services on first Sunday Of every month at II
O'Clock .. m. at the Court House.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1886-09-03
Department Of Science, Literature and
The Arts.
Department Of Law.
Department Of Pharmacy.
Department Of Music.
Department Of Art.
Department Of Elementary instruction.

The DEPARTMENT OF SCIENCE, LITERATURE
AND THE ACTS offers eight distinct courses ::
Classical, Modern Literature. Scientific, Latin
Scientific. Civil Engineering, Natural History,
Chemistry and Physics, Didactics.
A PEEpArORY MEDICAL COURSE extends
through one year.
THE Law SCHOOL has been in successful op-
Grafton for eight years, numbers forty-seven
graduates, and increased over one hundred per
cent. in attendance during the past year.
The PHARMAcY DEPARTMENT., established
one year ago. is the equal Of any similar school
Til DEPARTMENTS OF Music AND ART ofler
advantages which are not excelled in the west.
A Smithsonian CLASS il still maintained
for those who are not prepared for collegiate
work.
Fall Term Opens Wednesday
September 9Th.
Necessary expenses vary from sls0 to $500.
For Law, Pharmacy, Music and Art circulars,
Tor Catalogue, or other information, address
J. A. uPPInC0H, D. D.,
chancellor.
KANSAS.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30

Brooklyn Union.
A wealthy gentleman of New York has recently
given an order for a Turkish lounging room,
which will be built on at the back Of his house,
opening into the art gallery. The new room.
when completed will have cost many thousands
of dollars The walls are to be of some rare
wood, inlad with silver arabasques Running
around the entire apartment will be low divan
covered with rich silk ''shot" with gold and sill
yer threads. and the floor is to be one complete
design in mosaic, made up of thousands of pieces
of stone. Over this floor will be thrown expen-
sive Turkish rugs, dvan constructed of great
silk and satin covered pillows being arranged in
the center of the apartment Silver lattice work
covering the windows will admit the light, the
latter being softenei at pleasure by means of
rich hangings. In a small niche facing the en-
trance to the art gallery jet of water will fall
a carved marble basin, aud in other inches about
the room will be arranged a few, ard only few
specimens of Turkish and Moorish art in the
way of brio a-brac. The roof of the extension
will be partially movable, so that in summer
tent-like arrangement of drapery can be fash
toned above the heads Of the loungers admit
ting the air through its folds. and still keeping
out the warm rays of the sun. A few small low,
be placed here and there about the apartment, to
be used when coffee or other refreshments are
served, and a carved wood cabinet. low and long
in design, will hold tobacco boxes, pipes and 9TH
smoking paraphernala. large Moresque
lamp will be suspended from the ceiling for use
at night. OF course this style OF apartment ia
far out of the reach of the great majority of peo-
pie, and throws into the shade the most over
loaded ''Mikado" room. The designer of the
plans for this luxurious retreat is a young
American architect
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
JAEHNE's FAMILY.

They Are Not Likely to Come to Want Dur
ing His Retirement.
New York n all and Express.
The window-shades at No. 43 Vandam street
were tightly drawn, to-day, and within the old
fashioned brick dwelling is a scene of sadness.
Mrs. Jaehne is sick and Frustrated from the
past few weeks. Up till the last moment she
entertained hope that something would occur
to keep her husband out of felon's cell Many
friends visited her to-day, but she was too iii to
see them, and a curious crowd stood opposite
the house. Charles Israels, Jaehnes brother in
law will remain with the unfortunate family
for while at least. 1t will be a month and a
half before Jaehne's wife and children will be-
permitted to see him. The family is not at all
in destitute circumstances. friend said this
afternoon, that the ex alderman had left them
sufficient cash to live on until the expiration of
his term.
Besides said he, do you think that If he
has really spent all the money he made while in
the board in employing lawyers that the men
who put up the Doodle for the franchise would
dare to 60 back on him now2 Not much. don't
think his trial COST him one penny. and do be-
lieve that he will come out of State prison a
wealthy man."
A member of the present board stated that
Jaehne had surely slowed away at least 500, 900
to live on when he came out There was some
talk about the probability of pardon after hay-
ing served part of his term, but no one in au-
thoritv takes etock in the story. at would be
the political ruin of the Governor who granted
it, is the universal reply
LAWYER Newcombe declined to talk about the
trial this afternoon. He believed that Jaehne's
prospects were slim for getting speedy release.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
MiSSinR.

In the cool sweet hush of wooded nook
Where the May buds sprinkle the green old mound
And the winds and the birds, and the limpid brook
Murmur their dreams with drowsy sound
Who lies so still in the plushy moss,
With his pale cheek pressed on breezy pillow,
Couched where the lights and the shadows cross
Through the Pickering fringe of the willow,
Who les alas!
So still, so chill, in the whispering grass2
soldier clad in the Zouave dress,
bright-hair man with his lips apart
One hand thrown up or his frank, dead face,
And the other clutchng his puseess heart
Lies there in the shadows cool and dim,
His musket swept by trailing bough,
With a careless grace in each tranquil limb,
And wound in his manly brow
A wound, alas!
Whence the warm blood drips in the quiet grass.
And the violets peer from their dusky beds,
With fearful dew in their great pure eyes,
And the lilies culver their shining heads,
Their pale lips full of sad surprise;
And the lizard darts through the glistening fern,
And the squirrel rustles the branches hoary,
Strange birds fly out with a cry, to battle
Their wings in the sunset glory;
While the shadows pass
Ger the quiet face and the dewy grass.
God pity the bride who waits at home
With her lily cheeks and her violet eyes,
Dreaming the sweet old dream of love
While her lover is walking in paradise.
God strengthen her heart as the days go by,
And the long, drear nights of her vigil follow;
Nor bird. wind whispering grass
May breathe the tale of the hollow:
Alas! alasi 2
The secret is safe in the woodland grass
Anonymous (Southern.)
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30

A Woman Who Was Drummer To Be in
the Parade at New York.
New York Times.
One of the most important and striking feat
ures of the parade will be the presence in the
ranks of a lady on horseback, who will serve as
an aide to one of tho division marshals The
lady is Mrs @. w. Howe. At the outbreak of
the war. and when girl in her early teens she
ran away from home. and, Disgusting herself in
boys clothes, joined the army IS drummer boy
Although her skin was fair and her complexion
beautiful, she managed to join without being
discovered. She served with the army for two
years, and was noted for her pluck and bravery,
Away being in the thickest of the fight and VIE
ing with the most daring of the soldiers while in
the field She was wounded slightly at Fred
er;cksburg and resisted all attempts of her COM
rades and officers to have her retire. Her sex,
notwithstanding this accident, still remained un-
discovered. AT Lookout Mountain, where she
was particularly audacious in her bravery she
was again wounded, and this time quite serious
ly. She had to leave the field. a-i il was found
that she had been injured in the hip Her sex
was discovered by reason Of this incident, and
she was compelled to leave the army, although
much chagrned at having to do so.
Mrs Howe called at the headquarters of the
memorial committee at the Morton House, last
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
A New Surgical Operation.

Chicago journal.
witnessed a novel and decidedly interestin :
surgical operation at clinic Of the new OpthaIs
mic College this week. 1t consisted of what id
known as INTIMIDATION of the larynxn an opera
ton which is superseding tracheotomy or cutting!
into the windpipe and larynx The patient was
little child almost suffocating from the effects
of membraneous Group. Hitherto children So
Afflicted or suffering from diphthera have had "a
undergo the old fashioned process Of cutting from
outside operation at once cruel and painful
Manv children have succumbed to these diseases
because their parents objected to tracheotomy
and the dreadful pains their children would havd
to endure, but it would appear, from the expert
ence aud evidence of experts, that this old-fogy
carving is to be shelved In inturbation the OPP
Grafton consists of passing small silver tube
through the mouth and down to the vocal Cords
through which it is passed. The handle Oh
carrier" is then detached by spring and with
drawn, leaving the little tube in position. q
fange at its superior extremity preventing ita
slipping through the vocal cords into the wind
pipe By the introduction of the tube instant
relief from suffocation is obtaiaed and the child
falls at once into an easy refreshing sleep After
three or four DAYS the handle is passed down th0
throat and attached by simple mechanism, and
the tube brought out. By this means the pa
tent is afforded free breathing and respiration.
and, with other treatment of a medical kind,
soon RECEIVERS. In explaining the operation to q
postgraduate class, Professor Green said: II re-
gard this operation triumph in surgery, aa
1t is bloodless, painless, rapid, and leaves na
open wound subject to Infection. The old opera.
tion of cutting into the windpipe was horrifyina
to the mother who usually hestated between
sure death by suffoeation and the obligation TO
see her offspring vince under the oftentimea
brutal surgeons knife. She would not as q rnla
submit her babe to the sanguinary operation
until the poison had taken hold of the SYSTEM
and all hope was LOST
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
THE DEAD CHIEFTArN.

The palpitating drum and shreking fife
Shall call him from his martial tent no more:
The trumpet-call and ringing clang of arms
The lightning and the sulphur smoke of war
The thunder of black-ipped artillery
The storm of cannon balls and bursting shells
Will not awake him from his dreamless sleep.
Grass blades will grow upon the sodded roof
OF his STILL undisturbed and narrow home;
Lake fearful mourners, all about his grave
Forget-me-nots, with dewy eyes, shall climb;
Bronzed bees shall gather purest honey there,
And hum his praise in soft hymns to the flowers
Above his grave the golden oriole
Shall hang his harp, and tune it on the bough;
The humble bush shall bride with berries, birds
OF every plume to sing his requiem.
Winds futtering with wings invisible
Shall sigh as they sweep over his remains.
Clouds, lowering like angel wings in air,
Shall weep refreshing tears upon his tomb.
Night, like num- in sable weeds shall watch
The silent sleeper with unslumbering stars.
His memory shall be a sacred trust;
The young shall emulate his loyalty,
The aged link his fame with history.
Art seek the whitest marble for his bust,
And genius string her Tyre to sing his praise.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
A Little Hard o. Hearing.
Washington Letter.


Jonathan Chace. the quaint old Rhode Island
Quaker-who has tender side, by the way, for
all the victims of Cupid-has been taking the
subscriptions of his colleagues of the Senate for
the wedding present which they are to give Gen.
Ansou McCook. the Secretary of the Senate, at
his approaching marriage. He went to Dolph, of
Oregon, yesterday. and said: eve are going to
give McCook wedding present How much
will you subscribed" Dolph seemed astonished.
Finally he said. with some appearance of confu-
sion: ..Why, Ill give something, of course, if
you want me to. but I'd like little time 20
think about it." "Oh. certainly, responded Chace,
somewhat miffed and then he walked off. Then
Dolph hurried over to his colleague, Mitchell, of
Oregon, and said to him IN puzzled way: "Chace
asked me just now TO join him in giving we'd
ding present to his cook. What do you suppose
he's driving att When my cooks get married ]
don't GO around asking other fellows to send
them wedding presents" "Oh, laughed Mitch
ell, who had been in the Senate before. The
meant McCook-Anson McCook. the Secretary,
you know It's the custom, you know, for SEN
ators to give the officers of the Senate presents
when they get married" ''Oh." said Dolph,
breathing freely again, 'of course, of course"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
FOR DECORATION DAY.

To the Editor Of the indianapolis Journal:
The following fragment. which find in an old
book of scraps, without title or the name of the
author. seems so appropriate for the soldiers
memorial day that ask you to give it place in
your columns. Its chaste, beautiful and highly
poetic language will doubtless touch responsive
chord in many patriotic breast It is especial
ly appropriate in connection with the memorial
exercises in which 80 many cities and towns all
over the country join, to be held in Riverside
Park, New York city, at the tomb of the Nations
greatest soldier, Ulysses s. Grant. have vent
ured to give it an appropriate title. Cpl.
MAY %, 1886.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30

Why Workingmen Do Not Attend Church.
To the Editor of the Indianapolis Journal:
Recurring to Mr. McCulloch's lecture the
allegation that q class of workingmen do not
attend church because they cannot dress well
enough, that is nonsense. They do not go
simply because they do not want to CO. NO
man or woman would be more welcome to Mr..
McCullochs congregation than one who is poorly
clad, if clean. Nay, more, such person would
receive special attentions; and what is true OF
his church is true of every church in the city.
and nobody knows this better than the Clearly
give the least countenance to this threadbare
growl at those who husband their means, and
dress reasonably well, and 60 to church.
But thousands of workngmen don't GO to
church. OF course they DON'T and never did;
and these thousands are not all poor
or poorly clad, either. A larger per cent of
non-church-goers are rich and well-dressed than
their relative proportion to the population. The
lecture seems to assume that this feature of
social life is something new and depending
largely upon the present unjointed state OF
affairs-this epoch of peculiar oppression of the
poor by the rich. This is all wrong In the
first place, there never was a period in the
worlds history, in any country, in which there
existed such cordial relations between all men
who inherit the common necessity of making
living by some line of industry. as here and now,
except so far as a handful of malcon-
tents are stirring up strife and unrest
against the millions Of their fellows, aided
by demagogues in the pulpit, the press
and the forum, and there never was time in
Indianapolis or any other part Of the country
when as large per cent of the population rev.
erently attended church or suitably observed the
holy day. Fifty to sixty years ago, in Indian
apolis and Indiana generally, Sunday was day
for hunting, and fishing, and shooting for beeves
or turkeys at country cross roads 'taverns such
as now nowhere exist slice of the customs
of that decade would appall the average young
preacher who is accustomed to believe that In
spite of his labors the world is daily growing
worse. The world is not growing worse, but
and the want of fine clothes has little to do with
the non -attendance of those who do not 60
The naked truth is that people do not 60 to
church simply because they do not want to, just
as it has been for thousand years. and will be
for the next thousand; and this is not confined to
class, except, of course, the vicious class never
go. Neither is it true that the Catholics are
more faithful in this regard than the Protest
ants. AS large per cent. of the Protestant
membership attend church as of the Catholic.
The mistake is the common one of classifying all
who are not Catholics as Protestants, whereas
most of these are infdels of one grade or anoth-
or. Neither is it because the preaching is not
good enough; and it remains to be proven that
ad captandem preaching is one whit more at
tractive than the palmer presentation of gospel
truth. U. L. SEE.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-05-30
THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL SUNDAY. MAY 80, 1886.

night, and had talk with the grand marshal,
and the Adjutant-general and chief of staff
about her participation in the parade. These
officers were at first disinclined to grant her
quest to be allowed to ride in the procession. but
finally consented. She will ride cream-colored
steed. if one can be procured and the animal
will be gayly caparisoned for the occasion. The
lady herself will wear full uniform. with
sword and belt. She is an expert swordswoman,
and understands all about arms and army mat
tiers. She told the grand marshal that she had
participated in Decoration Day parades in Port
land, San Francisco and other cities and was
glad of the opportunity to do so in New York.
ut will be a novelty" remarked the grand mar
shall to Times reporter, shut it will be inter
esting, ard will recall some peculiar memories to
many of the boys in the procession"