Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-14
BRIGHT BITS.

LAWYERS do not escape an punishment for
their mist,eds. some of them marry their
lie ale clenls.-C commandments.
Mr.. Aston thinks Lucreta BorgIa wasn't
a. q. dck 49, painted. She might have been
qIHI onde' which would account for It,
Is me important fossil discoveries Of the
n'-t 'h.rteea centuries no fossil has yet been
d'scoy req that was as bic Is It's nAme.-Cht-
ca To sgtaa.
THE fsct that the forty wick ed boys irreve-
renIiy cal 'i EhJah odd uad head" proves
cou"ms'v".v hat the prophet was married
nan.-th'c 0J0 Telegram.
PROF SUMNER has prepared lecture with
| me tide, 'Ihe Forgotten Man Thus II
William A. heller pitchf0rked out Of the
JaFSQi opliyion.-TSoq Press.
A LETTER directed to .Nuhafen. KIT" got
there. 10 VIII be impossible 90 disguise th8t
own ultil the OLD STATE house ia cut up and
sold for paper weights.-Rarttord Pest.
YES, she married for money, and got on the
track
OF am Icemau, a nice man, i'm summer;
Blu when winter came she cave him the sack,
Aud eioped with a wealthy young plumber.
-G0odd3Es Sun.
JoHNNy Just after sunday school Say.
Jack, what Is n soCkdO agsr2'
Ja'k-'W by, don't you know? It's what
they sing Ina church when they get ready to 20
home. The minister gets up and SAYS: Let
us now sing the soekdOiaEcr.' "-B0at0H Bs0-
con-.
1T was a little girl at Maiden. who. having
| been naughty, and having received q punish
meut 81. m her mother. SAID ths prayer fer
ventlv when she went 20 We'd tnat night: ''Oh.
Coz, plea q make Fue GOOD. not real good, but
jus g1ot cn0u IN SO | Won't have 10 be
whipped. '[B9st3n Rec r8.
"MRs. DrsrNBERRY, here's an account Of
nifty hov- f9ued in ha hold of schooner just
N from Bremen. They were thirty i've days
] without food"
"Goad, gr,,ioue. Mr.. Dusenberry! Why.
! It's aWlui! Little German boys. were theytn
"CArboYs, my I'aiddcilAti cal.
II DlDN'T SEE YOU at church Christmas
II was there, though. have a new pew
away back under tse gallery"
'l Ou are aLfOfLuuAie.n
/ ''Not az an. / cons der myself very lucky.
! can't near the Choir at all. PhtiG1etplsa
/ t0A.
Attic BALL.-He-"Do you see that lady
YES. sha is the victim Of persecution"
"liDW -of'
"sqe hat thew would cal IN 'uuattract-
/ i've old thing I'M The Hi>}to.' "
"she 5 my brothers. Wife," Tableau
/ HarlfoTd Post
I DON'T ask your husband to walk the floor
! with me baby hair The night A man VINO
/ tramps Iuaustriously around q blizzard table
/ three uugnl- H. he wcek o. buys al admission
/ ticket 10 IN opera can't be expected 10 be on
/ iuty At home the other three nights. Have
/ me cv on linn ami give The man a chance to
/ recuperIte.-P uck.
| SIZE sits beside me in the square old pew,
! TwOlittle era, goved hands devoutlv hold
! Her dainty pra er-b book and hvmn-bO0k TOO.
Warm sunpcums fall aalbnt her heads
brown ID.
| The preachers words sound very ar away,
/ The sWeet-voiced singers chant unheard by
me.
watch my darlngs upward look and say
Wlthla mysef "Oh. / would | were like
thpe1
| All Sc 70 got; ny thoughts have flown above /;
Too pure, TOO b gh or earth and such as ! >"
/ just then, with troubled eyes, my little love
l. anet c ose and whispered with q smooth
cred sigh:
/ THAT girt ia sealskin just across the aisle
Thinkz | don't know its push, Wen,
should smile" Omaha Herald.