The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-11-27
$50 the nissus is to be married, eh?''

$50 the :nissus is to be married, eh?"
said the gardener to the cook. 'Yis; and
in illigant stoyle, too She S gon' for to
have dhreSs thray yarruds long, and four
pall-bearers ter kerry it,"
Shiloh's Vitiizer is what you need for
constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness, and
all symptoms of dyspepsia. Price 10 and
Is cents per bottle. Sold by W. f. Biery,
IVeissporL, and DIR. G. Horn. LehiShton.
The man with the new gold watch sell
dom knows what time it is.
Hay Fever, Asthma. Immediate relief.
Fontaine's Cure. For sale by c. Il. Horn.
-IJ'hen a reporter proposes to his best
girl he begins by telling her that the senti-
ments he entertains for her "are substant-
tally as follows" etc.
Hay Fever, Asthma. Relief guaranteed.
Fontaine's Cure. For sale by G. T. Horn.
"A charleston bracer," recently in
vented beverage, is warrented to keep the
most abandoned topper on the jump for
twentY-four hours.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by that
terrible cough. ShilOh's Cure isthe rcme-
and Biery, WeiSsport.
1t may be wrong to play dance music
OH Sunday, but man who won't listen to
any except sacred music might be called
eaareligious.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price 80 cents. Nasal injector free. Sold
by DR.. c. T. Horn, Lehighton, and w. +.
Biery, jIeissport.
The most dull and sickening thud is
that produced by dropping of an old-faShion-
ed copper cent into a church contribution
| box.
No Cure-No Pay.-A new departure in
medicine! Fontaine's Great Discovery re-
moves the cause of disease; namely, dis
ease germs. This guarantee means some
! thmg-fOr knowledge is power" For
sale at DIR. C. 4. Horn drug store.
The christian community in India is
increasing at the rate of S l-2 per cent. a
year, and therefore doubles every twelve
years.
"A severe cold, ending in a hard, dry
cough, caused me to pass many sleepless
nights, coughing until it seemed as though
my head would burst. | told my friends
that / must die. l was advised to try DR..
Seth Arnold's Cough Killer. First dose
was great surprise; slept all night in peace.
II cured me right up. Persuaded my friends
to try il and it has cured every case."-
Marshal IL. Moody, South Hadley, Mass.
For sale by all druggists. Price Zjc. SOC.
and Sl.00 per bottle
DIR. Seth Arnold's Sugar Coated Bilious
Pills unequalled for cOstiyeness, jaundiCe
and liver troubles. 25c.
The sand-hUl region, near Columbia,
S. c., is dotted with many Indian Mounds,
which contain valuable relics.
One Hop Plaster will kill pain quicker
and is a better sJrengthener than a dozen
other kinds.
An economical gentleman tells us that
10 cents for a drink of whiskey is to much
of bar gain for him.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, acting through the
blood, reaches every part of the system, and
in this way positively cures catarrh.
Women jump to conclusions and gene
rally hit; men reason things out logically
and generally miss it,
Stop that Cough that tickling in the
throat! Stop that Consumptiye Condition
You can be cured, You can't afford To
wait! Dr. Kilmer's Cough Cure lConsump-
tion Oil will do ii YuicklY and permanently.
% cents.
Fifty thousand Americans visited Paris
last month. There are 10000 American
residents in the city.
No woman can be contented and happy
if her skin is covered with pimples and
blotches. These dlsfgurng eruptloAs are
easily removed by the use of Ayers Sarsa
parilla. This medicine is perfectly safe tC
take, and is a thoroughly reliable blood
: purifier
Oscar Wilde saws he writes his poemi
= on an empty stomach. That is how thel
should be read.