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Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09
UNCOUNTEn.

Although another year has passed it won't
 count in the ages of some women.-Philadel- phia Herald.
 About the only time man wishes he were woman is when he is in a crowded street car.-Kentucky State Journal.
 The New Year comes in like a lamb. There will be some lion about the weather
 before it goes out.-New Orleans Picayune
 Mother" said young wife, "would you mind cooking the dinner to-day? It would please John, know. He complains so much of the new girl that I shall discharge her the moment I can get another Certainly" 7" replied the old lady, cordially. At dinner John said to his wife; "Mary, the new girl seems to be getting worse and worse."
 A farmer came into one of our stores the other day with list of supplies that he was to buy, and as the articles were put up he made emphatic remarks about the wick their goods. The last article he had on his list that he wanted was butter coloring. It makes a great difference who does the adul- terating. Gardner (Me.) Journal.
 (And they say English is the language of the future, tooD French Visitor-fEI call to see Monsieur Rollard." Maid-'sYou can't see him, sir; he's not up yet" French Wis itor-"Vat you tells com yester, and you say you can't see heem because he not down; now you say can't see heem because he not cop. Ven will he be in ze middle, madem- oiselle l no compr'end!"-Grip
 ment and the priest promptly at the altar. The envelope containing the fee was handed to the good father, and the couple went down the aisle and out of the church They had scarcely stepped upon the ground before the priest came running after them, exclaim- ing: "Hsre, sir, there were only $5 in the envelope" ''I knew it, your reverence "But the fee should bs $1O." "Ah, but, your reverence, spent the other $5 in hack fare yesterday afternoon. ."-Hartford Post.
 A very good story is told at the expense of one of the parish priests of this city, who is noted for his extreme punctiliousness A couple were to be married, and an hour was set for their appearance at the church. Some nishap to gown or wedding finery de- layed the arrival for a few minutes. The ceremony, and advised the bridegroom to "try it over again" the next day, and to be on time, "sharp." He did so, and met the engage
 He was surprised. .--Smith-sI never was more surprised in my life than I was last night" Jones-"Indeed What was the causeg" S.-"As I was passing along the street two ladies came to the door of house. one evidently the hostess, as she had a shawl wrapped around her head, the other visitor. As they reached the bottom of the steps the visitor said, Well, I've had very pleasant time. Good night, Nary an1 the other said, Good night, Mehitabel, and they part ed" What, without another worda' Without another word" J.-"H'm! guess they were men in women's clothes" Boston Courier
 Gilhooly is a great fellow for celebrating
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09
NO. S..

events. On Monday he celebrates the birth day of some member of the family. On Wednesday is the anniversary of his we'd ding, and for almost every other day in the celebration which usually means loafiing. He was to open a cigar store on the first of December. friend who had passed his place of business perceived that the doors were closed. Meeting him next day, the friend said: q thought you were to open your new place of business ''So I did" But passed by and saw that the place was closed up." "Of course the doors were closed. I had to celebrate the opening of the new store, so l had to close up. See?''- Texas Siftings
 With all it's joys and sorrow
 As yesterday once to-day
 To-day was once tomorrow
 Let s reck not of the dreary days
 As one by one they pass
 But daily strive, in various ways
 To not act like an ass
 Oil City Blizzard
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Misrellat1en1ts.
As Strange as Fiction As True as Gospel.

EAST SToUGHroN, Mass, Nov g, '85. To the FLOWER MEDICINE co.
 Dear Sirs:
 With great pleasure ! send you few lines telling you of the wonderful cure your LIVER AND STOMACH SANATIVE has done for me. I have been trying about everything on the market, BESIDES TWENTY DIFFERENT DOCTORS, and found nothing to help me permanently. I sOme- times felt better for a short time, but would then go down again. I have had the DYSPEPSIA and NERVOUS REGISTRATION IN THE WORST FORMS, but to-day I call myself we'll, and all the result of taking your medicine. Igenerally had 8 bilious attack about once ill two weeks, and now have not had one since commenced taking your Sanatiye and that was months ago. CALL IT THE BEST MEDICINE ON THE CONTINENT, and I ought to be good judge by this time. I am now 5S years old, am doing my own work, and feel like a new being.
 With best wishes for your suc- cess, for you are doing a great work for suffering humanity,
 I remain your sincere and
 grateful friend,
 MRS. THOMAS TRIPP.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

De Lesseps is not yet at the end of his re- sources in the Panama canal business An engineer has been sent to examine the con- dition of the work on behalf of the French government, with the announcement that if his report is favorable subsidy will be granted and if not, that the nation will un- dertake the work
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09
ECZ EWA And Every Species Of Itch. ing and Burning Diseases
 RoSifiNelN Cured. !

l INCZEMA Salt Rheum, with it's agonizing itch l4 ing and burning, instantly relieved by path with Cuticura Soap, and single application ot Cut1cura, the great Skin Cure. This repeated daily, with two three doses of Cuticura Resolv- ent, the Blood Purifier, to keep the blood cool the precipitation pure and unirritating, the bowels cure Eczema. Ringworn, Psoriasis, Lichen, Prurf- tus, Scall Head. Dandruff, and every species of Itching, Scaly and Pimply Humors of the Scalp and Skin, when the best physicians and all known remedies fail
 Will Mcdonald, 2,542 Dearborn st.. Chicago, gratefully acknowledges a of Eczema or Salt Rheunl head, neck face, arms and legs for sey- enteen years; not able to walk except on hands and knees for one year; not able to help himself for eight years; tried hundreds of remedies doctors by Cuticura Resolvent (blood purifer) internally and Cuticura and Cuticura Soap (the great skin cures) externally.
 Charles EHOughton, Esq, lawyer 9 State street, Boston, reports case of Eczema unfier his observation for ten years which covered the na- tient's body and limbs, and to which all known methods of treatment had been applied without Cutlcura Remedies, leaving clean and healthy skin.
 MT. John Thfel, Wlkesbarre Pa writes II have suffered from Salt Rheum for over eigbt years at times bad that could not attend to Inv cura and four hotties of Resolvent have entirely cured me of this dreadful disease.''
 Itching Diseases Cured.
 Cuticura stands at the head of it's class especalv IS this the case with the Cuticura Soap. Have had an unusually good sale this summer owing to the prevalence of an aggravated form of Itch through some localities in the country in which the C1tic11 I'd he1leQleS proved satisfactory.
 w. l.. HARDING, Druggist
 UNIoNTowN, KY.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09
Itching Diseases Cured,
Cuticura Remedies,

Sold by all druggsts Price Cuticura 50 cents |. Resovent, S1 Soap, 25 cts. Prepared by the Potter Drug and Chemical Co, Boston, Mass Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases " RE All FIFY the Complexion and Ski, inv DI7 - using the Outicura Soan ~ "S
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

Somebody with more zeal than brains has introduced into the French chamber of dep uties bill to the tax foreigners in France. It is proposed that each resident shall pay either eighteen francs or six francs year, according to class to which he belongs. Non-registration within two months after ar rival will involve double taxation.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

The settlement of the disagreement be- tween the Manhattan elevated railroad con- pany and it's employees pleases everybody, except possibly the managers of the road, and even they feel obliged to pretend to be pleased
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Tomorrow is Hospital Sunday. Give lib.
 orally.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

&A RHEUMATIC, NEURALGIC.
 f SCtATIC. Sudden, Sharp and Nerys k~ ous Pains absolutely annihiiated by the J" Cutlcura Anti Pain Plaster. a pleasant Az\ ant1dote to pain and Inflammation New 5HA. original, infallible. At druggists e5c.
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ClairVOyant.

TTNHE great business, test and healing medium, j. has returned to the city and csr be consulted at her residence, 228 Grown street. Mrs. Clark is reliable medium and never fails to satisfy all who visit her. She locates disease and indicates the ap propriate remedy She also compounds valuable medicines from roots and herbs. Hours from to 12 a. n1.. and to D. m and evening. o1 If
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 Yearly advertisers are limited to their own imme- diate business and their contracts do not include Wants, To Let, For Sale, etc. Special rates furnished application for contracts covering considerable length of time or a large space
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Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

Go and see pr. Cummings. His method differs from all others. His success is wonderful. A spe cialty of Kidney Complaints, including Bright's Disease. Consultation free.
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

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Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

The maximum of daily school work con- sidered in Prussia compatible with health is fixed at from seven hours day for children of 11a years, up to nine hours for those of 161< and upward. The standard is thought too high by very many German teachers and doctors, and Dr. Roth states that GA per cent of those who should work after grad ration are much below the normal standard of health. The standard in Denmark is still higher, and recent government investiga- tion finds that a9 per cent. of the boys and Al per cent. of the girls are esiekly" from confinement and mental strain.
 A new method for disposing of the human body after death has been proposed by M. Ksrgovatz, chemist of Brest. His system is an antiseptic one, stated to be much sim pier and less expensive than the old process of embalming, and is nothing more than a new galvanoplastic application. The body is coated with conducting substance, such as
Morning journal and courier., 1886-01-09

A bill is to be introduced in the Massa- chusetts legislature providing that all the documents printed for the uss of the 1egis- lature shall be supplied to the public libra ries of all the cities of the State with the same promptness and regularity as they are now supplied to members of the general court. This measure was devised by MT. Samuel s. Green, librarian of the free pub lie library of Worcester. The cost of carry ing it's provisions into effect will be trifiing, and it's convenience will be great.
 French wine growers are at their wits end to find proper remedy for the diseases which affect their plants, most of the chemical preparations hitherto used having utterly failed to check the ravages of insects. One of the latest remedies approximately, the plugging of pine tops under the vine stocks has at least the merits of simplicity and cheapness. Its discoverers, if they can be so called, aver that the resineus properties in the pines will prove of sufficient strength to kill the puceron which causes so much trouble in the vineyards. But this remains to be seen.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01
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WHY don't Suu know me. tai. /.
John, AT the Waco supply store
We'll, what de- 'pu want. thought
you might wan, some of that choice
pure apple. peach or pear butter. Nh,
boy got lu yesterdays 10 l- very fine
We have just received lilr barrels u0
the finest sugar Drip from New or
lean, Yesterday TINT you ever tasted
II l,thr dripping, of pure white ,upuI
before 10 !, hrrclcd, and there mover
ha, been anything like 10 before n
Waco. Let us send you down 70 gAI.
lou az 80 rcuts gallon We Mycul,u
just received some nice, new cpmh
honey, pure kentucky apple cider aud
vinegar that is extra choice. MeWiIl
rc,riycucw vegetables, fresh d.h. and
many new things IN lhcmprh,t house
m the neat few DAYS but don't for
get tu sec that the word "Flrishmuu',
is on every box of compressed Yeast
that yuu get NOW, as there +, su iu
tcrior article on the market which a.
being sold n, the genuine compressed
Yeast We are the only age t,ut pre-.
sent for thl- Yeast, 50 be sure YOU get
the right brand il you expect 10 have
nice bread, Yours for good things.
A.JuNts TAYLOR Bro.
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MN

Bessie Evans, infant daughter OF Dr.
and Mrs O, |. IlaIborl NJ Iu~u
O'Clock, "a m. Wednesday,, Mnrcn
3d. Funeral service at residence.
,i1. south Finn street, This Thurs.
day morning Ht lU3u O'Clock
Friends and Acquautances are rr-
Wc,ted To attend
The pale reaper came down upon
this lovely and happy home and
called darling Bessie away to- Join the
angels in heaven 40 sympathy can
ill the yoids la tGc,uu'hrrs amt
mthers hearts, but wcmgst umrmu O.
that little Bessie /, onli gouu nclur.
and aoon We all must follow There
M,rl not that druth has barred %. blade
Ana thrust 30 10 the apflIslug ,YJu.
While lenliug stems "a troop -ul fade
lie u-f1s aud passes ~ go s.ytu.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01

Am now receiving twice q Wrth
fresh vegetables from Galveston. such
A. cabbage, radi-hes. lettuce carrots,
onions. etc. Also. call your attention
toamll assortment Of pickle, i'm all
styles. from I. n j Helms, Pitt-brg.
Pa. winch are the finest in the mar
bet. apple butter which can't be beat
at on.N , 3 cents per pound. Crab
apple cider always on tap. Country
produce received dmiy Egg ARE
selling . dozen for - Extra choice
country butter received twiccH week
Give me a trial tor the coming month
aud you will bee convinced that ! viii
save YOU money and give you better
satisfaction.
Greatly obiige yours.
u. j. MILLER
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IuE NARROW oNI0r,
IA" y. leu =, ArhRusns IcNa- RRil.
Wnl 10 the Front.

Mr. &. -. brake, pay-mnStcr on the
ST. H., \ y I, railway, arrived in the
city yesterday afternoon and paid of
the cmpoyr, for February Far four
yrnI, the Missouri Pacific pay.car hns
always been ahead, but the plucky
littlc narrow gauge has got ahead hi,
time. The transportation depart
mcut ct this rnNd is ably CON
durtcd 10y MIR W. Il. Crumpiou.
formerly connected with the G..
Il. n . now general superintendent
Of the narrow gauge TIW ENANuNEK
j, informed by Mrs-rs. Eaton, Guiuu
n co. that they have Ind i've ear
Ioad- of goods brought through Ia the
fast time OF tour and q half day, from
~ Louis. This road has stood los Ills
In the strike and helped u, ont anna
ugly Let u, giyrit q fair share of
our hu-lurr. We help those AWAY,
who hclpu,.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01
wanting DIEnr GyIsH I1I".cd TO, In
lie touutA JHH

Andrew Johnson Re the name of a
colorcd boy VINO attempted ~ steal "a
cigar FROM Bud Ormau's White Hall
saloon on Bridge street lucsd y
night, aud Just as hr ulcd Dhr
smokers and attempted tu uppropgi-
atc them to his own use, lui ma a
rush for him aud Andy rushed madN
mcncrd, hut after running up FIRST 10
Washington thence tu SECOND aud to
John FArIry's coal yHrd, when Audy's
legs became weary aud Bud oVcrlo !,
HIM. Ohccr falwcll then came up
and the two took Andy to ail \
charge of burglary WAS mHdr against
him YESTERDAY, aud hewitt hnpuish in
mil until he has a heating before the
court
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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01
Freight Trains 'omiug IN and our
People Happy Again

II i-A tact this time. The strike is
sure enough ended The terms OF
settlement between the TWO faction,
will be found In our telegraph coli
umu~ this morning TWO freight
trains arrived III TIN, city from The
north last afternoon, aud agent
smith has received instructions To
commence receiving freight to-day.
80 the old Missouri rAciliDl, all RICH,
again
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01
PERSON Al.

Ias \ "
q short business trlpto I,utosyilic.
Rev. Al. Holt, pt Dallas, ,upctiu.
tcndcnt OF missions. lis iu the city,
guest of Rev. Dr Bur.c,on.
Mr. Iuhu pougla. lett Yesterday oH
"a short visit To- BOT. mother aud mhrf,
who reside at lhOrp springs. Hood
county
MIR. liarry Ri,hrr. VITO has been Ht-
tending the Philadelphia college OF
phurmtrl for the past two years. is
nj home again
Mr.. -. II. ~uhlcr. ot rutrr-ou
~cuIdcr ~ Co.,. mvr-tm .ut bauhrr-.
-m AutoWp aud Waco. B., ugau 100
Charge ui the Wucu office.
/ ColuucI WA Cameron irtt last rv.
ruiug tor Fort Worth tD attend 70
| meeting OF the l,.NH. lMmh,I. ,om-
/ ptuv, which assemblies ia that ritN
/ to-day. aud of winch hr Is thr prr-i-
dent
sheriff lum Bell aud II T.. Oih-uu
came down from II l.l.buru. uu Que of
the freight trains last afternoon. and
returned un thr passenger. Tom
,nid he determined to 500 thc train
come through sale
MIR lnn,rlot Watson lett luc-IN
AFTERNOON tor Mu-ou ti,. Iowa.
where hr will remain two coz three
months Mr. Watson wilt 900 nII
probability, bring hi- family Drt
with him when be- returns.
MIR loui, Nubu.rh lcu Yesterday
tor Taylor. where bee will mhr ud
weigh the United state. mails ur.
tween that point aud benson Louis
viii pus- through Waco uu the Weut
run, aud consequently h, friends
Twin not see much of him Having
never done much else uu hi- lite ml
handle nitrd state, mwl-. Louis BE-
we'll fitted tor This position and will
giyccutirr satisfaction.
Rev VI. N.~mith, of Brltuu one of
, the committee whose hu-iuc-- 10 i-t,
locate the site tor Baylor college
came up last afternoon, and i- a guest
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'nO,ND .nOIr TOWN.

--
ur.,I.. bn,
Nun..,rl. Al Ola. .,ourt.bou.e foe
.rigLt
G.rp .o.ls ont of WAGON. for sU|
cont. .,r hu.brI.
The .trret g,ug did a good day'.i
work Yesterday
Remember thi- +. the first of April.
.li do mot lc' ANYONE fool YOU.
Let there hc a big turnout at the
anti pcrYui.itr meeting tonight
Tine charity sister. Of Emmett. burg.
Md. .n, Red star cough cure is very
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01

The latest designs in straw goods
are now open ON our counters. Also.
new drr,--lrlmuings in our dress
mnhiug department
MRs. ELLA $. CuurN.
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wA.us4ras Na-ch fi.-for the We.' ...i
..af,. ru-v.aH,r slowly RISING temreis-
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Adams ~nppuiR TON
lau be- had ufal merchant. .,urrH
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1886-04-01

Ey chewing Adsms b,sc, Jack Chewing
GNU Whlsh Nas awarded thr Eod medal al
Sew uruaus Hpuslu1u. Ask Tor Adams
Black Jack. Try lt sud hc convinced Sold bY
all dealers Ia Texas,
Fresh yrils, hominy pearl meal and
meal, al L. {. McCullo,h,
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ImE sTHIItE - OVER

Adams Tutti fruttI
abut chewing gum aud aid digestion.
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,onm.rnn ou 80" wour.

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mon.osa..p,O .'H. .,Ha.in'i ""'."
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b jt' and ,hors ,L"p
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