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VINEGAR Buffers

IL the great Blood Purifier and Life-givfng
Principles; a Gentle Purgatiye and Tonic; q perfect
Renoyator and Invigorator of the system.
En- Vinegar Bittcrs there is vitality bus
40 alcoholic or mineral poison.
Diseases OF the Skin, of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried out or
he system in n short time by the use Of the Bitters
Vinegar Esitters ellays feveT1shness. IIre-
gout. and similar painful diseases. .
Vinegar Bitters cures Constipation and
prevents Diarrhoa.
pounded possessing the power of VINEGAR BIT.
TIERS to heal the sick. -
send for either of our valuable reference
books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our
on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should
be read. by every child and youth in the land.
ANY two OF the above books mailed free On
receipt Of four cents for registration fees.
II Mcdonald Drug Co, $50 Westinghouse. NY.
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Two pretty tides for the back of a
small sofa which is divided in two
parts are made thus: For one take
three pieces of blue ribbon the length
of the sofa cushion, put lace insertion
of the same width as the ribbon be-
tween the strips of ribbon, trim the
edge with narrow lace, not more than
an inch and a half wide. For the
other tidy use a contrasting color of
ribbon; pink or crimson are pretty, or a
fine shade of yellow will answer. Make
this tidy just like the other in form.
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AN excellent and not common rule
for making drawn butter sauce is to
rub a piece of butter the size of an egg
with a cupful of flour, season with
pepper and salt, and a very little nut
meg; mix this with enough water to
make it smooth like paste. Let this
boil for fifteen minutes, then add a lit
tie more butter, stirring the mixture so
that the butter will be thoroughly
mixed with it. Add lemon Juice be-
fore sending to the table.
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A NEW YORK farmer states that he
used only coal gas tar to prevent the
ravages of the potato beetle. He puts
a gallon of tar in a tub, over which he
pours boiling water, which is allowed
to settle and cool. This Is sprinkled
over the vines with an ordinary sprink-
Ter. A gallon of tar, costing seventy
five cents, sufices for several acres of
nntatcpa
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100 Doses One Dollar

A woRK.BAsKET or waste-paper
basket which has become worn and
broken at the edges may be made to
serve a good purpose by lining it; have
The lining quite full, bring it over the
outside of the basket, hem the edge,
and shir it and patch it with fine stitches
10 the basket. An old basket repaired
in this way is even prettier than some
new ones.
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LITTLE NELL-'sIs it impolite to say
that any one is lucky?"
Mamma-"Why no.
"Then what did General Jones get
mad for when l asked him if he wasn't
lucky?"
REALLY, l do not know. Did he get
mad2"
"Oh, awful madl 1 thought he'd
snap my head off,"
'Ohl there must be some mistake. -"
mo; there's no mistake, ma. He
got as mad as our old hen when | picked
up one of her chickens"
"Ireally cannot understand it. What
did you say?"
81 asked him if he wasn't born with
a frog in his mouth"
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IT is USELESS TO ATTEMPT to cleanse a
stream while the fountain is impure.
Dyspepsia, complaints of the liver or
kidneys, s~crofula, headaches, and all
diseases arising from impure blood, are
at once removed by DR.. WALKERS
CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERs, the in
fallible purifier of the blood and reno
vator of the system. 1t has never been
known to fail.
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CHOCOLATE jelly will sometimes be
relished by one who has a delicate and
uncertain appetite. Boil three gills of
sweet milk and two bars of chocolate
together until the chocolate is entirely
dissolved, then add sugar and vanilla
until the favor you like ls impaired.
After dlssolving half a box of gelatine
in cold water, stir this in with the
chocolate and milk, let it simmer gently
for a few minutes, then pour into
moulds or bowls and set in a cool room.
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A GOOD cough medicine is made of
boiling two ounces of flax-seed in n
quart of water: add rock candy to
sweeten 1t to your taste. After strain
ing, add also the juice of several lem
ons. This should be taken at night,
and if possible it should be hot when
taken.
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MENsMAE's PEPToNIzED BEEF TONIC, the onlJ
preparation OF beef containing It's entire nttFt
lions properties. 1t contains Dlood-making, force
generating and DEMONSTRATING properties; inValua-
blefor Indigestion, dyspepsia nervous prostrallon,
and all forms of general debility; also, in all en-
feebled conditions, whether the result OF exhaus-
ton, nervous prostratlon, over-work or acute dis
ease, particularly II resulting from pulmonary
Complaints Caswel, Hazard & Co., proprieiorS,
New YORK. Sold by druggists,
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The furnace owners of France. fol-
lowing the example set by their Ger.
una rivals, are sending a deputation
10 eastern Asia with a view to extend
ing thelr business there. The members
OF me reputation have been received by
M. de ~Freycinet, who has promised the
support n assistance of the French
Foreign Offices agent.
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Do not read this for it is an adver-
tisement calculated to show forth the
virtues and wonderful recuperative
power of Carboline, the great Petroleum
Hair remover, as it is natures own pro-
duction we cannot praise it too highly.
Try it yourself. For sale by all drug.
UistS.
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THE most fashionable fans just now
are very large ivory or tortoiseshell,
with ostrich feather leaves. The palm
fans covered with flowers, the handles
tied with a bow of ribbon, are pretty in
decoration. These are also sometimes
painted, and, thus treated, are suitable
for artistic work.
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TAMBoURINEs are much used now
for holding the letters on q writing
table, which are just ready to be posted.
They are simply tied with colored rib
bons and painted. They are also used
for work-baskets; padded and lined and
fitted with pockets and filed with toys,
having nothjn, at the top, they make
a most acceptable gift for "a child. Well
painted, they are frequently suspended
on the wall by means of a long ribbon.
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YOU WA N
A PRIN NC
MI Z ICI N {

TO remove Impurities from the
northumberland and decaying
matter from the system.
To prevent or remove Biotches,
Pimples, Rashes, Boils n all
kinds of SKIN ERuPTIokS.
To protect the system from Bill
ious attacks andremoVe all malar-
iaI faint that may be lurking in the
by-ways of disease.
To fortify the system againstthe
approach of diseases peculiar to
the weather, tone the Stomach
and remove all refuse matter from
the system.
Restore Lost Appetite, remove
Blotches and Skin Erupttons and
give a Clear, Healthy glow to the
skin.
Remove all MaIarial Symptoms
and insure good health.
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Miss EsMERALDA LoNGCoFFIN, L
Austin, is a confirmed tllrt. She re-
Gently made the acquaintance OF Tom
AnJerry, a university student, and the
result was an engagement. Tom had
heard of E~smeralda's ickleness, SO he
could not help throwing a suggestion,
81 hope E~smeralda, that you will be
true and steadfast and"
"You bet l viii" interrupted Esmer-
aida. "That's the way l always treat
a Teller that I'm dead gone on. L never
went back on any of lem yet, and l
reckon I've had a dozen. Just you ask
Kosclusko Murphy, Or Gus De Smith,
or old Judge Pennybunker Oh Hostel
ter McGinnls, or any of 'em, and they'll
tell you what kind of a girl an when
l love a young mar for himself alone. >
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A NECESSITY in every household is a
little closet or cabinet hung out of reach
OF children, where the mother can keep
the bottles containing remedies for
burns, bruises, sprains, etc. Much
suffering, if not life itself, is saved by
knowing where to go at once for some
simple medicine.
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HOW to shorten Iife.

The receipt is simple. You AVE only to
take a violent cold. and neglect it. Aber-
nethy, the great English surgeon, asked a
lady who told him she only had a cough
"What would you have? The plague"
Beware of "only coughs" The worst
cases can, however, be cured by DIR. VIM.
HALLS In
Whooping Cough and Group it immediate
ly allays irritation, and is sure to prevent
a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by
druggists.
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GIVE been digging all owe my gar
den,' said Brown, land Pm all worn
out" "Ahl" remarked Fogg, "a new
variety of earthern wear, eh2" Fen
derson, who was present, thought 1t
was a mighty good joke, and seeing
Smith a short time afterwards. of course
he had to tell it. 81 say, Smith, !" said
he, "Fogg just got off a neat. thing.
Brown was saying that he vas all worn
out digging in his garden, and Fogg
asked HIM if that wasn't a new kind of
crockery ware. What do you think of
that?" 81 don'tsee the point" Darned
if l do either now; but | thought l did
when Fogg told it,"
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When YOU visit or cave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and So carriage Hire, and sop
Gtthe Grand Union.IIotel, opposite Grand Cen
nal Depot.
COO elegant rooms. fitted up at a cost OF one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages ana
elevated railroad to all depots. families can HYe
better for less money OF the Grand Union Hotel
than at any other nrst-cIass hotel in the city.
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A French psychologist, who has been
studying the effects of mercury on the
human system, finds that it diminishes
the number of red corpuscles in the
blood. but at the same time increases
the bodily weight of the patient,
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EPIT HE LILO M A
OR SKIN CANCER.

For seven ye1-s I suffered With q cancer on M
face. Eight months ago a friend the
use Of Swifts Sp3eiic, and / determined to mako an
effort TO procure it. In this 1 Wa successful, anC
beganit use. Tn influence of tlo me dicine at fir,
was 10 somewhat aggrayate the s1r5; but som the il
namation was allayed. aud / began to improve at tel
the first few bottles. MY general health has greatly
improved. l am stronger, tad an able to do any
Kind of work, Tbs cancer on ms face began to de
crease and the ulcer to heal, until thTe Is not 4 yes
ugeof it left-only a little scar mars Is thu place.
Mrs. JoICIE A MCDONALD.
Atlanta, Ga. August II, 1885,
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co. Drawer >, Atlanta. Ga
N Y, 157 v, sd st
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IRe London Gardeners Chronicle,
referring to the durability of larch tim
Der says many of the chalets construc-
TED or 1t In the canton of Valois date
1rom the fourteenth century, yet the
wood is as sound as ever.
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Mrs. NTBBs-"Yes. | know John
is better off now than if he were hVlng
and | should not mind it SO muGh, Only
lust think of the disgrace. He was
hung by a vigilance committee"
Mrs. Fibbs-"But the reports do mol
say that he did anything, TIE disgrace
wouId not he in the manner OF his
death, but in his own acts"
81 know; but, of course. hi must
have done something, or he would noi
have been lynched. They do not MIND
about murder out there, SO he mus
have stolen a horse, though l can't De-
lieve 1t" :,
"Let me see. He was very fond OF
music. Did he take his accordion VIII
him?n
"Yes.n
"Ahl DON'T worry. There's no dis
grace. He was merely a little lncau
tious, that's ALL"
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SHE was in the dining-room, lying on
the lounge and reading the last new
novel. Her mother was in the kitchen
securing the tins. The fall of the dish
pan broke in on the story. and logged
the readers conscience. "Do you want
any help from me, mammal" she re-
luctantly called.
Moo, I-guess not"
"Ohl Pm so gladl l was SO afraid
you might, and this story is so inter
estingl" And so she resumed her book,
and her conscience slumbered again.
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THEY used to tell me that the
ladies dressed to death in this IcIty.n
remarked Homespun, at an evening
party, but dang me if they've got
much on tonight any of 'em.1
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FACETIE.

AFATuEn sitting on the stoop wit
bis little son n evening, 4esiieu u
ascertain how well be knew his gram
mar. So he asked: 49, $50,
allow many genders are there' my
SOM" ,o oud
neuter." was the reply.
fright. What gender Is manr'
masculine" ,.z
Correct. my boy. Now this stooI
we are sitting on, to what gender uoes
stoop belong2"
Feminine"
mo, no, my boy; stoOp Is neuter' De-
cause = IS the name of a thing.
"But there are stoops that are leml'
nine, are there not?" persisted the boy,
81 read on a theatre bill the other day
She Stoops to Conquer and II she,
stoops are not feminine l would ilke 10
know what they are"
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100 Doses One Dollar is lnseparably connected
with Hoods sarsaparilla, and is true OF no other
medicine, a bottle of Hoods sarsaparilla CON
tains 100 doses, and will last y month, while
others will average to last not over a week. Use
only Hoods Sarsaparilla.
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IF you wish to give an extra touch
% your cottage pudding, after it is in
he tin ready to bake put little Jumps
Of butter ON the top and scatter sugar
and cinnamon over it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-29

A SWEDISH scientist claims to have
discovered a method of extracting al
cohol from sea-water. AS Shakespeare
says, he intends to call spirits from the
vastly deep.
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according toa German authority, the
well-known 'splderwort-IrQdescantia
ze6r1na-serves the purpose d a baro-
meter, its flower buds always opening
twenty-four hours before rain comes.
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A kettle eight feet in diameter,
twenty-four feet long and five feet high
is being made in New York to be used
in a soap factory. 1t will hold thirty
SIX tons of melted tallow.
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YACHTMAN-"You men who stay
ashore have no idea what a squall is.
Landsman Don't, Ell? I've got a
pair Of twins who can give you points
about squalls every day."
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A BLASTED idiot (usually) - the
blithesome individual that undertakes
to open a dynamite cartridge with a
brick.
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As time advances the hair becomes gray,
unless prevented by Halls Hair Remover.
Ayers Pills aret the best laxative medicine
in use. Sold by all dealers In medicine.
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One word one step may make or mar
ones whole future. DR.. Jones' Red Glover
Tonic is the proper move when you have
dyspepsia, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague,
malaria, low spirits, headache, or any stom-
ach or liver troubles. 80 cents.
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He is happy whose circumstances suit
his temper; but he is more excellent
who can suit his temper to any circum'
stance.
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There is more real happiness in genu.
me simplicity than in all the show and
style you can put on, for the latter only
mask our real being.
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Keep myself at a distance from those
VINO are lncorrigible in bad habits; and
noiu no intercourse with that man who
is insensible of kindness.
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MIC recently tried to sink a well. but
sunk a mint of money instead. He in
slsts upon it, however, that the money
was well spent.
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uood nature, like a bee, collects its
money nom every herb. Ill-nature, like
q spider, sucks poison from the sweetest
flowers.
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GET Lyons Patent Heel StIfieners APP
piled to those new boots and they will
never run over.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-05-29

There Is no man that imparteth his
joys to his friend but he joyeth the more;
and no man that 1mparteth his griefs to
a friend but he grieveth the less.
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One greasing with Frazer Axle Grease
will last two weeks, all others two or three
days. Try ii. 1t received first premium
at the Centennial and Paris Exposition.
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G q N u Nj / / ID

7 Dave q pohlIVs Iemedy ~ z a9oVs NI7sNs.i y II uss
nave been cured. Indeed, 81 strong Is my faith In it's efficacy,
that I will send TWO BOTTLES FREE, together with . VAL
LIABLE TREATISE on this diseass, to any sufferer, Give tx.
rrssa and z. O Address. M n A stncIlM. lsI raarl 81. n v
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That in diving to the bottom of plea
sures we are likely to bring up mort
gravel than pearls.
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II you have tumor, Tor tumor symptoms Cln-
Ger Cor cancer symptoms), S~orofula, Erysipelai,
Salt.Rheum, Chronic Weaknesses, Nervousness
or other compiaints-Dr. Kimers EMALE REM
EDY eorTects and cures.
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The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pad are
made of zinc and leather. Tn Item
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FITS: All Fits stoppedfree. Treatise and 81 trial
hottie 81 Or. Klineis Great Nerve Hest0rer free TO
Fit cases. SendtoD DR.. Kline ,93I Arch St, Phla, Pa,
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IT was a commercial traveller who
sang my face Is my fortune"
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That the man who stlrs his cup with
an lclcle both spolls the tea and chills
his own finger.
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"VERYNICE, the lawyer, is a dude, "
said Henderson to McNubb. "Right
you are. Do you know his clerk, High
~collar?" "No; what of himp" "Why,
he is a subduedp"
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That people seldom improve when
they have no better model than them
selves copy after.
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Man in his infancy of knowledge,
thinks that all creation was formed for
him.
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That the easiest way u outwlt the
world is to let it believe that it is smar-
ter than you are.
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Think before you speak; pronounce
not imperfectly, nor bring out your
words too hastily, but orderly and dis
tinctly.
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We ought not to aeQuiesc in the sha.
dows which are only around US because
we do not hear. or hearing do not heed,
Gods call into the sunshine.
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Golden Medical Discovery"-the grea.
blood-purifer.
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81 TELL you, it's a great thing to
have a girl who knows enough to warn
a fellow Of his danger" "Have your"
inquired one of the company. "Yes,
indeed; Julia's father and mother were
laying for me the other night when she
heard my tap at the window, and what
do you suppose that girl didp "Can't
think" ''She just sat down to the
piano and sang the insides out of sod
Folks at Home.' You can just bet |
didn't call that EVENING"
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No Opisum in Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
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That promises made in hours of afflie-
ton require a better memory than peo-
pie commonly possess,
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Offensive breath vanishes with the use of
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
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There are three things in this world
which deserve no quarter-Hypocrisy,
Pharisaisn. and Tyranny.
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WORN and WEARY.

uloonn ~mnf 70 that tired uon mdw weary eHn0P n knot caused BY mental or mdnnHd labor
Waking in he munfngu nrenemd often uh aching 6oS-B Bad taste IN tn mouth Somehmfs bad
breath -nnema be no pain in III buk-Bt there Is a feeling Of 0oaeaeS-A ppronchH nn-AHnr
nmu.-m The bodua ard mind Hack mght - reeumbenp oHmons pn0TTeL
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Too much Importance is self-impor-
lance.
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Type Setting IL Japan.

The office of the Nichi-Nichi Shin
bun, a japanese newspaper, is thus de-
scribed: The feature of the Shinbun
office was the type case-for there was
only one of body type. And such a type
case! Ghost of Benjamin Franklin, what
a easel Suppose we measure it. 1t is
divided for utility into two sections
sloping toward an alley five feet wide.
Each section is four feet wide by 30 feet
long-4 by 60 feet. There's a new case
for you'll This is divided into small COM
partments or boxes, into which the type
is laid in regular piles, several piles in a
box, with faces all toward the compost
tors, mostly boys, big and little. Each
holds a wooden stick with brass rule.
The type are all of a size; the ''stick'' is
not set to the measure of the column,
which is 20 ems plea, but to about half
the meaSure-it being the business of
ihe other workmen to impose the lines
in columns, take proof, and make up
forms. Now, then, the type-setting.
Armed with sticks and rules and copy,
the dozen c%Ompositors read the last in
an earnest, sing-song way, each rushing
to some box far or near for the needed
letters-then back ten or twelve feet to
the second one-all are on the. lively
move-rushing and skipping to and fro,
right and left, up and down, chase, bal
ance to partners, swing the corners, up
and back, singing the copy, catching
one letter here, another there, prancing
and lodging, humming and skipping
promenade, cotillion, Virginia reel, and
all-hands-around upon the same floor.
at the same time and the same dancers
in eaeh-a perfect maze of noise and
confusion-yet out of confusion bring
ing printed orderl 1t was a sight to be
seen. 'IIow many different characters
are there in this case, anyhow?'' we
asked our guide. Then our guide asked
the printers, and none could answer bet
ter than say: ''Nobody knows, sirl no.
body knows-many thouSand.' Later
we repeated the same question to a more
intelligent person, who said: "At least
50,000.n That viii account for the re-
markable size of the case and the racing
to and fro of the c%ompositors. just why
they intone their copy all the while was
not made 5 clear-other than the re-
mark that it was the custom
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Free Farms e IAN SIn nTSy

The most Wonderful Agric lltur4l PARK in Amsrlel.
Surrounded by prosperous mining and manufactur-
ING towns. Farmers Paradisel Magnificent crops
raisedin 1885, THOUSANDS or ACRES OF GovERNMENr
LAM, subject TO pre-emption and homestead. Lands
forsale to actual settlers at $500 per Acre. Long Time.
PARK irrigated by Immense canals Cheap railroad
rates. Every attention shown settlers. For maps,
pamphlets, etc, address. COLORADO LAND LOAN
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Last spring l had a terrible breaking
out all over my body. There were blotches as
large as a penny and some as large as a silver
dollar. They would appear in the morning
and would itch and burn half a day. took
everything Icould think of, but to no avail.
l grew worse and Worse until l was sick abed.
a friend advised me to use Burdock Blood
Bitters. 1 secured three bottles and before |
had taken all of tho first bottle l felt like
another person. l was entirely cured before
l had taken the three bottles. 1t is a won
derful medicine and l would not be without it.
Mrs. JULIA ELDRIDGE, Box IS,
Jan. 25, 1856. West Cornwall, Conn.
B. D.. u. removes Blotches aud Face Eruptions b.
constitutional treatment BE sure Gaf Try a.
Last spring my health became very poor.
l had no appetite and my liver troubled me.
l used several medicines with no relief, and
was finally recommended to try Burdock
Blood Bitters This medicine cured me.
Miss MAUD FISHER, Flaekvile, N. Y.
Nov. 0, 1886.
b. b. 4. Is a great boon to suffering Eddies-mait.
en-, rife or mother. Endure il no longer.
have had a bad humor in my blood which
broke out in the skin, and tho doctors did me
no good. I tried everything for it, but got no
relief. At last tried your Burdoek Blood Bit
tiers. l have taken but two bottles, and /
must say l an cured and am feeling like a
new man. STEPHEN e. JoDREY,
Nov. IL Taunton, Mass
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Mai oppOrtunity IS the cream ot tlme