The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1886-04-22
FOR THE LADIES.

A Huron County woman has been married IS
years and in that time has had but three new bon
nets-Ldnsjng Republican.
Young unmarried English lords are all having
their coronets newly polished and decorated to be in
time for the American Spring rush--Nea0 York
Journal
Mr. Stayer-Aas, we make resolutions only to
break them. Miss Quick-Yes, very true. Now,
resolved to retire early nights and here IL Is nearly
IL O'Clock i-Jssge.
A lady who lost pet canary by death was in
consolable until somebody suggested that she have
it stuffed and put on her bonnet. She Is now as
happy eyer.-PacE.
dresses are making the ladies act just like men.
Lots of them like the male sex, forget to pay their
bills Philadelphia Herald
Among the things that "never would be
missed enumerated by an exchange Is the high
hat feminine in the theater parquet." We are
afraid it never will. Ii would be folly to indulge
such n hope-BOSicn Courier.
Angus Mel cod, of Manistique went to see his
best girl His hat placed in an adjoining room.
When Angus got ready to go home he discovered
that his hat comatable as the old folks had
retired to rest in the room where his headgear
His girls skating was brought into requsition.
Detroit Tribune.
SO you are having your portrait painted. Mrs
-" Yes" May ask you who the artist is?"
We'll the fact is. don't remember his name, but
hc came to us well recommended from the Fitz-
noodles. He painted them all. and did IT 50 beau
tfuly you couldn't tell them from photographs
when they were framed. It'd Bits.
= Said the conductor: when lady takes her
seat in the car she rests her satchel her knees,
opens it and takes from it handkerchief, and
closes the satchel. Suddenly she reCpens it, takes
from it her purse. again closes the satchel, opens
the purse takes from ii dime then closes Il and
returns it to the satchel which she again closes AS
soon Us she receives nickel Ill change she reopens
the satcie takes out the purse, closes the satchel
opens the purse, drops III the CON- and after snap
ping her purse once more opens the satchel and
drops the purse into it, after which she sits back
with n self-satiShed air and rides to her deStina-
tion."-Sa1l Francisco CdH
The Duchess of Hamilton is ore OF the most
daring horseback riders in England
-Addie G. Beaver, of Waynesboro, Pa, is said to
have written letters toseyeraf Congressnlen, asking
them for small donations explaining that she wants
TO buy sewing machine, and further. that she has
means TO buy such IL machine, but she wants
- Congressional machine" Ii is further said that
Sc. ..ral Members have sent her the requested
amount.
boycott nlincrs who sell bonnets and hats which
are trimmed with birds
Lord Macauiay found time in the midst Of mis-
literary and other abors to cast his eye over full
dress affair two, and he gives this advice to those
ladies in dccohete who may or may not have known
where to draw the line The drapery should be SO
arranged as at once to answer the purpose of
modest concealment and judicous display"
The wife of Senator Hearst has with her now
as an almost inseparable companion Miss Eleanor
Calhoun the actress who as California girl first
won Mrs HearstS interest when she made her first
struggle; for the stage in San Francisco. Miss Cal
houn is granddaughter OF John e. Calhoun, but
the family were in straitened circumstances in the
West She wore herself out with overworl< at q
san Jose school, and has done the same thing lately
in London, where she played Il most successful en-
lagement at the Haymarket Theater. Her physi-
clan has ordered rest, and she viii remain with
Mrs. Hearst until she returns to present new play
during the London season.
Princess Dolgorouki, widow of the late Car,
Alexander III, continues her weekly receptions
af her splendid mansion in the Rue de Las CasaS
Her face bears the traces OF indelible mean-
choiy which is dssipnted only when her eye rests
OH her children.
bill giving the right to vote under the same
ondtion5 prescribed for men,