New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-08-06


The term Mugwump" has been taken up in Eng
land. Henry Labouchere applied 1t recently to the
UnonIst Liberals. Now that its " English, you know,
there should doubt about It's getting into the die
tonarles.
FRS. OrganIst-I heafthat the wealthiest church In
Boston PAYS its organlst ony $500 year
second Organst-Arc tue members OF the congrcga'
ton the KIND that 90 to theatres
Then. II was IN his place. I'll get even with them
by playing nothing but OfonbAch."-tomaha World.
During the last year 40O9 foreigners have been
naturalized IN Prussia Thirty.eght thousand seven
hundred and eghty-ei,h Prussiaus emigrated during
the same period, however
Stranger ont West to Farmer-T hear that Jon have
had ,ome terrible tornadocs and cyclones out here
Farmrr-So We have regular ripperA
stranger-Property must be rather insecure should
Judge - -
Farner-On. we have cyclone insurance company
Stranger look, about II the way to escape is
aud says:
company pays the claims they will be compelled to
raise the wind just the SANE. aud besdes-'
Bang! Coroner-l Texas slfngs.
The Rev Joseph Cook is said to have sliding trap
door IN the ceiling OF OF the OF his house 1t
leads to study and no 1t whom he wants to be
Native Journalism In India is happy -go-ucky sort OF
business II the editor can't the PAL NJ tho
right date he II he and everybody Il
satisfied The editor Of the DeShi Mra OF surAt recently
explained his readers that the usual funny cartoons
did not appear because he had been busy conducting the
marriage ceremonies Of his son.
MIR Bayard's noisy demonstration against Mexico
compares meAny with his weak and vapid policy In the
fisheries dispute. Tho Importance of tho Cutting affair
Is wholly magnificent when considered by the side of
the Canadian troubles But the affect, our relations
with a country which could dsfeat almost without
Interchange OF IRE. while the otheris with Great Br aiD
the one /. the quarrel of masn with bacK-snd tan
ui her W "A diplomacy
does not please manly and COURAGEOUS people.
AT DAwv.
At dawn the world Is at its best,
And every new born day
flh's Nature bright, refreshed with resi-
or so the poets say
Atdawn its sweetest. blithest song
Sings each ful-throated bird,
Joining III chorus fun ami strong
Orso at least. I've heard.
At dawn the air is cool and cle,r
Bri ght IA the sky oerDcad:
Fresh, young ANT fair All things
Or 80 I've heard 1t said.
This saving clause have to keep
Repeating tor YOU ser.
Al dawn Iin always sound asleep,
And always hops 10 Do.
-som-rvie Journal
Who will step into Hubert o. Thompson's shoes IIe
is said To have had mama for buying shoes and in tho
where lie died found twem.y pairs.
all oi-hcd ana my FOR running wholc lcusth
ol side OF the room.
After all perhaps the enis Of Justice better served
with iuries than with women-at until
women to he swav,i by their than
by their reason. That Chicago woman wh0 SAIL "
think II w0nld be pity 10 hang such handsome man
spies. hut they onght to hang Schwab and Fielien
because they arc ugy. unwitngly revealed woman
iDcapacty for Judging in accordance with cold facts
The mporta ion OF frozen mutton from tho Falkland
Islands to Great Britain continues 10 inct ease.
TWO LETTERS.
"Mydarling wife," the writes. come home;
cannot do without you;
Throurh"ui Theses gloomy rooms roam,
My thoughts arc all about you.
Z" But II you think It beat to stay,
why, do so-pernnps yOu'i better.
Don't think at all Of me, pray
And TINS nd~ up the letter.
Quickly u smile goes DER his face.
A. IN the ink again he dips;
Dear john. Wo writes, {" you know tho place,
And don't rget to bring the chip"
Chat AnoOga Times.