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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

Interest in baseball does not get fairly under
WAY until the League games begin. The season
opens to-day and great crowd will undoubt-
edly flock to the Polo Grounds to see the New
York nine cross bats with the men from Boston.
The result of the three games here this week
can hardly be doubtful. The New-folk Club
has not suffered a single defeat i'll the practice
games OF the past month. The nine Is made up
the same as last year, is in excellent condition.,
and has good chance of winning the CHAM
piOushiD peDDant.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

The young men of education. patriotism and
character neeI to prepare themselves by an active,
earnest interest in politics tor the stirring times
whose foIecasted shadow already rests upon the
earth
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

Fortune seems never To grow weary OF pour
Ing her gifts into the lap of the Duke of West
minister. He prospers i'll everything. Owner OF
two of the finest country seats III England and
of acres of the most valuable residence property
in London, he is surrounded with every luxury
and qualification that almost unlimited wealth
can command. He is wonderfully successful
OIL the turf and easily carries oil the hOnors that
many rich and famous Englshuen have
strven for in van Twice he has won the
Derby with Bend Or and ShOt0ver, and the list
of ninOr victories scored by his stable is long
and impressive. Yesterday his superb colt
Omonde won the Two Thousand q uineas and
he Will probably follow up this triumph by capt.
uIing the Derby next month, as he has now de-
teaed Minting, his most dangerous antagonist
in the great classic race.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

Persons Ioring torn for the season, and sum-
eer tratellerS, can haze TIE DAILY TRIBUNE
matted to them. postpaid. for 10 cents per month";
the address being changed as often as desired
THE DAILY TRIBUNE WU b. sent TO any address
an Europe at 81 80 per month, which include
the Occnn pOstdQe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

The four-hundredth anniversary of the dis
covery of America certainly deserves to be htly
commemorated, and the American Historical
Association has called attention to tho matter
none TOO soon.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-29

When the Star-cyed Goddess of Reform heard Mr..
Forbes testify IN the Pan-Electric investigation
that lie had paid The Ner York lines $1,000 for the
publication Of article. She smiled pensiyc smile
and remarked that when it came 10 the dear sacred
old flag OF orr common c0nntry-and an aPproprla-
ton The Times could be depended upon TO do its
duty
If President Cleveland really wants to find
first-ciass Democratic partisan for postmaster OF
BROOKLYN, why doesn't b. select " Boss" AcLaugh-
In hlmse ( and have done with il!
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
SQUARiNG CIRCLES.
Showing Conciusively How 1t Can Neve
BE Completely Done.

Showing Conciusively How 1t Can Never
Be Completely Done.
For all practical purposes the we'll
known rule multiply the square of the
diameter by 0.7S54" is sufficient. seeing
that the error in the result thus obtained
amounts to an excess of less than one
ten-thousandth; by increasing the place
of decimals to, say nine and multiplying
by 0.7S539Sl63, the error is not quite
one four-billionth. Every add tional
decimal place divides this fraction still
further in like manner, and as the num-
Der of such decimal places has been
worked out to COZ. the smallness of the
error, though expressible in figures, is
utterly inconceivable, still such error
exists. Suppose the distance between
two points to be ten feet Tor any other
distance), and we divide that distance
by ten, then that one-tenth of a foot by
ten again, then that one-hundredth by
ten again and so on GOT times, the mag
nitude Of this final 9uotient will CORE,
spond to that of the error above named.
1t is obvious that we may 60 on dividing
any number of times without annihilat-
ing the final tenth absolutely. Gentle
snnn's Mn1nzille
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
Beauty and Marriage.

He who marries beauty-unattended,
sven though it is-through pure love,
marries not more wisely than he who
marries through motives mercenary.
The last gets at least something of real
substance, while the first closes with an
ignis-fatuus which soon yanishes, and
yet, unlike its prototype, leaves train
Of evils in its wake. Irepeat, beauty is
ev sr selfish, vain, cold and exacting,
hard to win, and when won, owing to
its estimation Of self, hard to satisfy
and keep. The beautiful forever look
back upon their past triumphs, forever
puff up their souls on past flattery, and
ever consider their fortune beneath their
desert. Especially should the poor-re-
CARELESS of sex-be warned against mar
rying beauty. Wealth may with more
impunity wed beauty, inasmuch as it can
sometimes satisfy its demands; the poor
may as we'll commit suicide at once.-
Rev. 2. +. Valetta IN ST. Lowis MaQo
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

Cherries were known as far back as
the seventeenth century.
st. Petersburg is proven by recent
statistics to be the most unhealthy city
of Europe.
They are organizing societies in
Germany for the preservation and res
toration of old castles.
In Paris the carpenters and masons
have formed society, the object OF
which is to prevent work in building on
Sundays.
During the last ten years there has
been an increase of three hundred per
cent. in suicides in Russia. Intemper-
ance, higher price of food, and pessl-
mism are given as the chief causes.
In Spain, when a person eats a
peach or pear as he passes along the
road, he Immediately plants the seeds.
Fruit trees are plenty, and free to every
passerby.
The Russian Minister of Marine
has announced his intention OF giving
a series of prizes, commencing with one
of f1O0 and ending with several of t25
each, for the best essay on the defense
of men-of-war from torpedo boats.
A woman was sentenced in an En-.
elish court to six months hard labor
as ARGUE and a vagabound, her crime
being that she was in the habit OF car
ry;ng Il sealed and address, envelope
in her hand, and soliciting from passers-
by penny to buy apostage stamp.
According to a medical report just
published, the cattle plague continues
to ravage various parts Of Russia.
Within period Of five years, from 1876
to 1880, the loss is estimated at no less
than |, 20S,500 head of horned cattle;
but even these figures, based upon OIL
cal Information, are considered far be-
low the real value.
The Egyptian Sphinx is soon to get
a thorough overhauling. A company
has been formed in Paris to aid NJ. Mas
pero in carrying on his excavations. 1t
is thought that the Sphinx is a tomb
and that under it or inside Of it some
valuable and interesting material may
be discovered that will add a few years
more to the length of history. The work
will be carried on with care, so that the
great Sphinx may not be distigured by
the somewhat tardy autopsy,
1t has just become publicly known
that a missing chapter-house in Dublin,
which was buried during the great fire
there in the thirteenth century, has been
discovered by some workmen who were
cxcavating underneath Christ Church
Cathedral In the chaptcr-house were
bcautifully-carved ciligics, coins, tiles
and marvellous specimens of architect
ure. The discovery has created quite a
sensation. The Lord Mayor, the clergy
and prominent officials and citizens
have inspected the excavated articles.
The will of Kate Rowsand, the little
dwarf that was known all over Europe
as "Mme, la Marsuise, contains a
novel feature. After she had disposed
of all her property there remained hcl
wardrobe. "Well," said she, ''my
dresses and linen and everything that
wore must be far too small for the lit.
tlest child; but, in order that some poor
little girl may be happy, desire that
the sum of ten pounds sterling may be
applied to the purchase of twenty dolls
of my size. which shall all be dressed
from my wardrobe and given to or.
phans."
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
The Old Mans Ultimatum.

"Fapa,' said sweet Lydia Hooper,
"my teacher says I must take up the
study of ctymology this term
"Ya-as," snarled old Hooper, 81
knowed it would be some new nonsense
every term. Etymology, eli? And
have the hull house full of bugs and
beetles and grabs and lava, crawlin'
and flynn and streakin' over every
thing. Next thing yell be studyin'
botany and I'll have to buy you tcle-
scope and have YOU settin' up with a
long haired professor spyin' out stray
comets and nebulers. | know what it
is. There that young chap from York,
that's boardin' down at yer Uncle
Georges. He got to studyin' trache-
omety last month, and George says he
be blamed if he didn't carry mild or
more of macadimized road into the
house in two weeks. Tell ye, wunt
have it. You learn to spell before you
talk about learnin' etymology."-Bur.
dette, in Brook1yn Eagle.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
HINTS ON WASHING.

Combining the Cleansing Process With tho
Preservation of the Goods Washed.
Washing is so common thing tina,
one might readily suppose every house
wife familiar with the mysteries of it.
And so they frequently are, so far, at
least, as enables them to make things
look clean, but how few can combine
this cleansing process with the preserva
ton of the articles which are washed.
Almost invariably the same system is
used in washing articles of every de-
scription. / have been told by a gen.
tleman who has had much experience in
hiring help for the laundry in hotels,
that it is exceedingly difficult to get
good laundresses even there, where there
is not so great variety of washing to
be done as in private families. In wash
ing plain, white clothes few general
rules will suffice. First, never put your
clothes to soak the nj ght before wash
day, unless you use warm water and
soap them we'll. 1t is not necessary to
soak them at all. For washing, prepare
tub of warm water with little soda,
which is not at all injurious to the
clothes if used in reasonably small guam
titles. If there are spots on any article,
wet them first in cold water, then take
each article separately and put it
into the warm water, soaping
well all the parts that are much
soiled. When your tub is we'll filled
push the clothes back and add hot wa
ter, but ne careful not to put it on the
clothes, or you will be likely to scald
the dirt into them. Wash them twice
before boiling, and rinse thoroughly
after. The washerwoman of Belgium
and Holland, so proverbially effective
in their work, use borax instead of soda;
it saves soap, softens the hardest water,
and does not in the least injure the
texture of the linen. Colored muslins
or lawns must be washed one by one
in cold water. If they are very dirty,
above all, be careful not to use the
smallest particle of soda. The best
soap for articles of this material is the
common yellow. A small piece of alum
should be boiled in the water in which
the lather is made. The soap should
not be allowed to remain any time in
the linen, but the articles washed
should be rinsed Immediately after
washing, and hung out to dry. Leave
all the articles beside the tub, washing
each separately. They must be ironed
as soon as they dry, and not allowed to
remain damp over night nor sprinkled.
Do not iron with hot irons. Pink and
green tints may withstand the washing,
but will be likely to change color as
soon as a. hot iron is put on them
Baptist Weekly.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
HOME AND FARM.

"A good finger-nail polish is pure
oxide Of TIN, tinted with carmine,. and
perfumed to suit. Apply by rubbing on
the nail either with finger or a nail
polisher covered with leather. Toledo
Blade.
Silks and satins should never bt
brushed across the width, as SO doing
causes them to fray out, and spoils
them for remaking.-CincinnaG Times.
Fanny Field says in the Prairie
Farmer: Never put lard and sulphur,
or any mixture of grease and sulphur,
on your turkeys and chickens, or the
young of any animal. It is sure death.
Because you have but short dis
lance to 60 is no reason why you should
drive faster or put on a heavier load than
usual. To 90 two or three miles at too
rapid a rate is much harder upon horse
than it would be to 90 five times as far
if it was properly driven.-N. Y. Tele-
gram.
TO give a horse medicine, take
long-necked bottle, raise the horse's
head, thrust the bottle into his mouth,
and while the liquid is running into the
throat rub the nose of the bottle vigor-
ously against the roof of the mouth,
pretty we'll back. This done most
horses will swallow nicely.-Montreal
Witness.
Good Whitewash: Lime Stacked
With solution of salt in water, and
then properly thlnned with skinned
milk from which all the cream has been
taken, makes permanent whitewash
for outdoor work, and, it is said, rem
ders the wood incombustible. 1t is an
excellent wash for preserving shingles
and for all farm purposes.-Boston
Globe.
"A good substitute for coffee is
chocolate made with three-quarters wa
ter and one-quarter milk. -Four square
inches of Bakers chocolate will make
four cups. When the milk and water
boil mix in the chocolate, which should
be first melted in hot waterA Add lit
tie sugar. A few spoonfuls of whipped
cream put in just before serving adds to
the taste.-Boston Budget.
speaking of the cultivation OF Wild
fruits which may be done advantage
ously on small areas of land, Massa.
chusetts writer says: "While beets, tur-
nips, potatoes and cabbages can be
bought in good condition, Strawberries,
raspberries, blackberries, huckleberries
and other small fruits can only be had
in full perfection by growing them in
the garden. Such being the fact, if our
garden is not large enough to produce
all these fruits and vegetables, let US
buy the former, that we make room in
the garden for the latter. IN 7. Her.
ND.
How to make cheap and simple
gate in a wirc-fence is thus described in
the Germantown Telegraph: 1.-The
fence is made as if no gate were thought
of, and then the wires are all tightly
stapled to the gate posts. After this a.
light post is placed close to one of the
gate posts, and to this every wire is
stapled, after which they are clipped
between it and the gate-post, and the
gate is then ready to swing, the wires
being hinges themselves. Only fast
ening Is required to keep the loose post
in place, and gate is ready for use
that will answer very well where it is
only occasionally used"
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
oium without too much risk, but they

opium without too much risk, but they
know how to distil narcotics from vari-
Gus plants. Some of them seem to
have considerable knowledge OF
botany. They can find leaves any;
where that if put into a water vessel
will make the water a deadly poison IN
a few hours. Others are said to carry
snakes poison under finger nail
drop is enough, and scratch from tie
nail will cause death in few hours. |
have never seen well authenticated
case of this sort, but have heard OF
them frequently. Kingsley in his visit
to Trinidad picked up a number OF
cases of Obeah poisoning. He says the
habit OF poisoning did not spring up
among slaves DESTROYS of revenge upon
the white master. but that it was i'm.
ported from Africa. boston Budget.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
Mineral Deposits in Utah.

Beds of iron ore of enormous thick.
ness and length are found in the SOUTH
western part Of Utah Territory. The
groupings are so bold and black that
they may be seen for miles. The ores
consist of both magnetic and hematite.
The magnetic is often crystalline, and
exhibits broad surfaces covered with
octahedral crystals. Lodestone is found
having an unusual degree of strength.
capable of sustaining great numbers of
large nails, and almost half its weight
of fragments. The locality is about
sixty miles south of the terminus Of the
railway, and very little has been done to
develop it. Coal of an inferior quality
is abundant near Cedar City, about
twelve miles from the ores, IN. J. In.
Il
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

Massachusetts boasts of man who
has been married nearly fifty years and
has never failed during that time to get
up and hndle the kitchen fire in the
morning. Why don't she boast of the
woman who made him do it9-Naeon
T1ieurunh
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

WHATEVER name or designation is given
to Fever and Ague or other intermlttent
diseases it is safe to say that Malatia fe OF
Eliminate the impurities from the system
and a sure and prompt cure is the immedi'
ate result. Prickly Ash Bitters is the SAT-
est and most effective remedy for all bill
iary troubles, kidney diseases, and like com
plants that has ever been brought before
the public. A trial is its bestrecommenda'
ti0n e St
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$500, 100000.

Many splendid fortunes lie in the English
Court Of Chancery, which belong to Amer
can citizens. The court has held possession
In some cases, for more than one hundred
and fifty years. Cox & Co., London, En-
gland, have with great care and diligence
compiled book containing the names Of
fifty thousand heirs and their descendants
who have been advertised for to claim
these fortunes. The book gives Christian
and surnames, and instructions how to pro-
coed for the recovery of money and estates.
Sent free to all parts of the world upon
reoslpt of one dollar. Remittance may be
made by registered letter or money order.
Address cox & CO., Al southampton
Buildings, London, England: Cox & Co.
refer by permission to the Kellogg News
paper Company, New York.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

Sad to say, many good thing attains to
nothing more than a fair beginning. On
the other hand it is q matter for congratu.
lation that the growth of some evil things
may be also promptly frustrated. A large
proportion Of the cases OF the most wide
have their inception in nasal catarrh. DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy is pleasant, sooth-
ing and effectual. Try it. 1t has cured
thousands All druggists.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

A LITTLE girl asked her mother if boy
cotter was the same color as terra GOTTA
Dnns,rlle Breeze 4-
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aNip,t in the Bud,"

TUE great woman question-'FWhat did
she have on?''-Lgnn Union.
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= - Nervous Debility, in either sex,
however induced, speedily, thoroughly and
permanently cured. Address, with 10 cents
in stamps for reply and book of particulars,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

BENEATH your observation-disclosures on
the sidewalk.-National Weekly.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

TEE Frazer Axle Grease is the best in the
world. Sold every where. Use it.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
sATIsrACrOsY EVIDENCE.

HENRYs CAnBoL1c SALvE is the best salve used
in the world for Cuts Bruises Piles Sores, Ulcers.
Salt Rheun1, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns and all kinds Of Skin Eruptions Freckles and
Pimplcs. The salve is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction in every Be sure you get HENRY's
CARBo1Ic SALvE, as all others are but limitations
and counterfeits.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

SINGERS are the only, people who wish to
hold note for long time.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

PIKE sTooTHAcHE DROPS cure in minute, 3t
Glcnn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25c
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
CONTAGIOUS!

lam native OF England, and while was in thaa
country contracted terrible blood poison. and for
years under treatment as an outdoor patient
at Nottingham Hospital! England but was not cured
suffered the most agonizlng pains in my bones, and
was covered with sores all over my body and limbs,
Finally completely lost all hope in that country, and
sailed for America, and was treated at Roosevelt In
this city, as well as by prominent physician In New
York having no connection with the hospitals.
l saw the advertisement Of Swifts Specific, and
determined to give it trial. took six bottles and
say with great Joy that they have cured me en-.
treiy. / am as sound and well as l ever was IN my
life. l.. FRED HALFORD.
New York City June IL, 1885
Treatise on Blood anc Skin Diseases mailed free
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8, Atlanta Ga
n. T., 157 w. sd Street.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

CLERaYMEN and physicians recommend
Halls Hair Remover for diseases of the
scalp and hair.
! Ayers Aeue Cure neutralizes the MAS
matte poison which causes fever and ague.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

II AM generally up 60 my neck in bust
ness" said the teacher Of swimming.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09
{ INTERNATIONAL prize medals have been
given st. Jabobs Oil as the best pain-cure.

THE best medisin kno ov for the ruma-
tism, is to thank the Lord-that it amt
gout.-y0sh Billings,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

THE man with No. Is neck and No. "A
collar has q hard struggle to make both
ends meet.-Detroit Free Press
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

WORKING like horse-A lawyer draw
ing up conveyance.-Rdmbler.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

RELIEF is immediate, and a cure sure.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. 80 cents.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1886-06-09

When say cure 90 mean merely 70 stop
time and then have them return again, mean rad
cal have made the disease Of FITS, EPILkPsY
remedy to cure the worst cases Because others have
failed Is for not now receiving SEND
remedy. 0ivo Express and Post ONCE It costs yos
nothing for trial, and will cure you.
ADDRESS DR.. q. g. ROOT. 1ss Pearl St.. New York.