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Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

Seventh regiment u New York how he
must have Nished that hs could throw
them ia line around the White House
wish liked bsyonsts u keep back the
hOrtles ~ oiiics- seekers.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The campaign in Pennsylvania is almost
open, but twill be an early and agile lie
that eclipses the story of the gravesto ne
blown from 81. Cloud three miles across the
MIssis. ippi.- Phladelphia Nees
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
Too Costly for tae Golden State

This is fairly rich country but il is not
rich enough % afford the luxury of having
such high priced fellows as Geronimo
running around loose Memphis Aruianche
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

MAJOR 3fL OsaUs has gone south, bat
a. yst oar dispatches have Dot announced
the discovery u hole Ia the earth reach.
inx d Chla-s. Somsthiog must surely be
wr4ay
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

PAsrEURs method II treatment vili 10
ssll enough tor Americans or Fssnchmsa.
oat Raeo q cOa 80 % q mixture Of kus-
sian. ~olf aud d-doz. something more
drastic - re4uirsi
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
The New Department.

Under the Skylight may be found large
assortment of Embroideries Made-up Cam
brio articles Dress Trainings in great va
riety, Buttons, Chenille Fringes, Moss Trim
mngs, Brads Ruchings, Corsets, etc.
SPRING & COMPANY.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
a DrealinlI u.rnino

The most terrible penalty a man can in
hict on bis friends IS 20 loan a photograph
% newspaper friend Ga get up Cut from
These Caricafures are being carried too far
altogether. II requires q name and affi-
davit 20 establish identity .-kaiamazoo T,ie-
graph
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

tas bsfroit papers are stln snaFilng a.
each Othss ~ they have bson DOING since
lstl san JoSzs better tara his foot
steps taeFe
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
PRESS PRATrLE.
What's in a Name

Halt the trouble In this country comes
from calling crime by some other name.
Fhiiadeifhia Tunes
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The opp1uents OF Mrs. VIRGINIA
THOMPSON having gwen vent 10 their IN
dizuation. aad her friends having given
voice b their vengeance toward those op-
pouents, kentucky seems b settle down
% steady busl,,.as again.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

Mr.. FRASK HUKD, Of Ohio, eau now re-
tire. The only thing FRANK eau poe IDLY
DO this , ear Is to take 10 the lecture field
aud give NAsBY hts.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

Oar Dress Making ree5us Are no~ "a sue-
oessf1l cp<ration under ihs eh4rgs ~ Ars.
l. A Hodges. All styles q Dresses aad
"A Faps ulsts Al short neiies aud reasonable
priess sFElNs s CexFASs
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
A JuRvs IMMACULATE sTuPlC

n JURY > iMMRLOLR > OFiOl Y.
Ia the local columns Of this issue Is re-
ported the trial of man named JACKMAN
FOR catching trout out OF season. His ac-
quittal is one Of the most ridiculous trav-
esiiss on law and justice which this city
has seen since one Of these self-same
juries, some years ago, decided that GER
tain statute ~ the State Of Michigan re-
lating to the iiquor law was unconstitu-
tioual IL was not denied IN fact JACK
Nan admitted that on the 4th OF April be-
caught with hook and line dozen trout
from a creek that runs through Farmer
Hoa,DoNE's premises. II was shown
that the State Fish Commission had
planted the stream, and Mr..
NORRIS FOR the prosecution read
the law IN the case which
provides for tine OF 81 for each trout
taken from the last day 81 August
until the first day OF May The
defence vac that JACKMaS had Mr. Hoo
ApoNE's permission 20 catch { . front,
and that the defendant wanted them for
propagation Mr. Justice WEsTFALL did
not see fit 10 charge the jury that JACK
wAN was guilty - violating the Law. and
with the immaculate stupidity that only
= justice court iary can exhibit. he was
sogaitted Speckled trout. as every body
knows. are IN an excellent condition for
"propsgai ION after they hsve been ysnked
ont of the water with hook and line held
in the hands ~ boorish clown. whose
only idea % a delightful sport ia 20 carry
home biz string ~ fish. especially are
the 81 eckled beauties IN dne condition
FOR bree,linS after they have been carried
IN sn pail exposed "a the rsys Of the
sun Pr some hours.
Il Il a difficult question whether - at
tribuie TIE action ~ the jury yesterday 70
ignorance or something else. II r. sbso-
lut-iy certain that 'hs man complained -
vss sailfy of tbe violation of law under
Thich if - very iifF rult % secure oonvls-
hon. snd the fact that the case xss one
in vhicb tbA offender should have been
haavily fned as a warning 81 others.
makes The setiou 81 tae Iary all the mora
vexatsous II ths mnch-tsikea Of Law
aud Order League y this city vas cou-
posed II rnen who were honestly anieav-
oring 10 enforce the lars. Instsad - FUR
thevinz the ends = petty spite snd far-
nssbinx employment ~ nnm b@r =
rranks. scamps and dead beats. 8 might
snd an abundant 6eld IN bringing 20 ias
tise ti,e vicisfcrs - chr zsrne avs. II
the fsee Of snch 3.sErzcefai perversioss -
isst'ce ~ that report@s yesterday me
Kent Ccsnty SB,gtsaasa secietg. an or
gsnizstion ~ zsotienes. = poveriass. an5
~ respectfully eaH the sstsutiou ~ orr
Stpte Fish Cornissiou - tae msffer.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

LLOYD sszzEs. sAaos and Manages.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

FsraEE RYkV. ths southern Poet
Priest" led a, Bousvil,s Thursday
nignt. Hs VS. a born poet. and the
beauty ~ 3 tno1xhtful brain drippsd
FROM his pan whenever &c va laid upon
paper. FAraEE RT,S gave ils South her
bsst var lyrics, aud his death viii lsave a
tender spot in the hearts % many vet
srsn Coasaiers}s soliier.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The Lansing Journal seems 20 have a
double hsais editor. For week past
the Journal has alternately praised Con
yressm an FfsaxR aud urged his quaIf-
cations for Governor. AMI roundly abused
him A. a pig headed nobody.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The New York World cries aloul 10
esstic party in particular for prudence
snd ecouomy r. ssys that the RsDubh-
can members 'saling thai tha respouss-
bilisy e ou Democratic President aud
a Dsmocrslc RI lpse. ara anxious TO
Jasks the records II ths sess ion eonspic-
nous Foe sxtrsvsxsncs and that grave
responsibility = thus placed upou the
Democrats ia Couzrass.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

In spite ~ ths general business depres-
si0n svsry wlsrs. there Is marked IN
crease ia buildin :. la Grand Rapids the
hustle il especially noticeable. Many
handsome residences are uuier construc-
tion. snd S1sn a maa builds a home Il IL
a pretty FAIR sign - prosperity.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
fGENTs HGNTED

UrASTED -- ENTEkiENCED CANVASS FRS
" Tor our line Of new and iasf selling house
hold goods. For particulars inquire 81 = south
blyiaon-st , "a. Fox Manager. -
WANTEp-fOUNS MN OF GOOD ADDRESS
W and hahifs o. solicit for Cstelys Universal
Educator, Bibles Albums and Kogers silver
Ware un monthly payments For terms apply r.
John ssfely a Co l7l Randolph 81 Chicago
U'AN1 FD-TWRN11 BEsT SOLICITORS
W male or female fnf steady business a
BONANZA 10 good ones Apply % roomf o. and ll
H0ussman block. clfy.
IAk1ED LADIES AND 6FNT.EHEF
" Agent f0f "~eicCi Reading" with eIs'c8.
fouarF Instructions Teachers aud students VIII
hud headiugs a profitable book les. We have
the Neu Pictorial Parallel Eihle Write fpf sT.e
cisl Bible terms Tyler A o.. Detroit. Mich
81 lro
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The eiiter ~ tas Wsris. having r.
sixurd snd eesss5 ,o draw bis salary
without ioing any other work. - IN a Rat
ter p,,sition 90 make an appesl tor ecan-
env than IA vas t~c ~ tbrae reeks s1e.
Rnt suepose Cenzr-ss shall MAKE liberal
spprrpr stinus. What q 10 The mora
river ard aarhor iupraveusenfs there srss
maize 10 MIRA men wili oe .rren en1ploy-
meat and the nors monev put in circuia-
tion. rhiis fhe saciiities for commerca sra
also smproveL
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
STTUsTToNs H4NyED.

NANTFD a STU ALTON A. BOOKKTEPFH
" D. one wh0 thoroughly understands his bufi
urs Address Accountant. care TFiFDHaN
HFRALD ni
WANTED A eIFrAT1DN ~ a eTFNo-
w graphef and tyBe writer One hundred end
twenty words minute Hefnrenepe given Al
drese p Telegram Hereid nfoe 81
STTrATIOE WANTFD~AH FOREMAN rs TIE
> ard sheet iTsrn department ~ . frsf fiast
hard ware ard stowe store ir thorough aud
competent msu A8drose ,beff Heia' Wprtef
y - kgx ~ effF Hf
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The feelinz ln France against Germany
u growing more pronounced aud bitter
weakly There is httla doubt bat the old
wound will sooa bs opsosd. sad there
may De a var the hks ~ which has never
been sssn ia .hs F,rlIs history. the great
evil var Notwithstanding. The engines
% dsath - ths pr 'ssut generation tha,
will oe employed ia such var ara soms-
thing terrois to contemplate.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24
If You Want Goods Of ANY Kind

and cannot conveniently visit our city, you
can always avail yourself of our immense
stock and low prices by simply writing Us,
stating as near as may be your wants.
Samples of any kind of dry goods will be
forwarded you by FIRST mail. Makeyour Sc
lections, return us the sample and your
order will be executed promptly and with
great care.
All goods sent out on orders in this man
ner and not giving entire satisfaction can be
returned at our expense.
SPRING & Company.
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

The appointment - HEvRv WARn
BsECHEa son al COLLECTOR % port in
Washington Territory = s'ill hanging ia
tha senate. awaiting executivs sction. and
Il Il suspected thst tbe Democrats IN thar
bosly srs uot suiii usui'y pleased Fitb Mr.
BsEcsRa's recent compliments % The
ieaiers of their party to urgs his sons
confirmation. The iniquity II the father
- visifei npon The child
Telegram-herald., 1886-04-24

0DvSAWrrE Rrssk has the s1lks and
has retired - hfs deu - tsllow his nosa.
We bei.eve Rosss's complaint - faar
tIist fir susroSE's bouie-rnie biH VII be-
coRe az. and Tins The CREST Aaeri sn
b~Vxsr and hlatherssite would % deprived
- his cscnpafiou q collecting money
from csnfi,iinx servant girls aBd bod ear
riers to psv ais hosrl with. lnier he DIS
xuise - a dynamite fnnd. r. NJ RoaaA
viil only <a.Sp N resireuient he will be
DONG the lrish a Favor
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
THE NIAGARA FALLS CRANK,
He Proposes to Try the Barrel Ex
pertinent Again.
If He Gets in the whirlpool Cooper
age Won't Save Him.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
BUFFALO, n. Y, July 14.-Carlisle D.
Graham, the young cooper who rode
through the Niagara rapids and the whirl-
pools. was found by GLOBE correspondent
at his old headquarters. No. lao Selkirk
street, Buffalo.
You see, I was right about it." said Ora
ham, land that the authorizes had no right
to Interfere with me. L made my arrange
ments carefully and thoroughly. If they
want to l will let them drop me off the rail-
road suspension bridge, 100 feet down into
the heads of the rapids, and go through them
l told ex-Coroner Eisheimer who held the
Capt. Webb inquest, that 1 intended to go
over the Canadian falls ia barrel if 1 was
successful in this trip, and 1 do. People
around the falls do not believe that I could
stand the shock of the fall and that the bar
rel would be sucked in by the undertow
which might keep it entirely subme rged so
long that the air could not be repenished.
I willing to risk it however"
would you mind telling your experience
while going through the rapids?' mot in
the least. After l got into the barrel the
heat was intense, but l had feared to delay
lest the officers would stop me. l was soon
floating easily towards the rapids. I could
see the two bridges as / passed under them
through an air-hole. The whirlpool was
nothing in comparison to the lower rapids,
about until nearly dizzy. Twice L was turned
around on my face. The rolling motion, the
heat and the lack of air would soon have
made me ill. received few Slight bruises,
but besides the shaking up, felt no incon-
Venience."
There is feeling at Niagara Falls that
Graham did not give the rapids fair show
Said man from there, who was witness
Of the feat Sunday:
1.-The real danger that Graham has to fear
was not part of the performance this trip
If he lands in the whirlpool center and is
kept there for couple of days, being re-
lieved from the monotony which the surface
grants only by being sucked down into the
many different holes in the whirlpool he will
be found a subject for the coroner. The prob
abilities OF heing put into that position are
| about equal to his safe circuit in the outer
current, and if one hour will produce
the weakening effect upon him in his
close position that it did il is EVIL
dent that should he be held in the arms
of the whirlpool as long as bodies sometimes
are, he is doomed man. The fact that he
went through in safety this time is no proof
that he will the next. The only apparent
danger is from suffocation, as in the secure
position in the hammock he will not be in
jured and the thick, strong barrel will not be
broken"
Graham is about 80 years old. of medium
height and weighs about $40 pounds. His
face is spare, his complexion is dark, and
he has heavy black mustache. He is a
good swimmer, he says, and has had some
athletic training.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
An EmbezZler Arrested.

PHILADELPHIA, July IA man Civ
ing the name of James Hull who was ar
rested here on Monday last while attempt
ing to pawn some articles of underclothing.
proves to be James j. Mason. who is
wanted in New Orleans to answer the
charge of embezzling over $40, coo. Mason
was sent to Guatemala by Chaffee Bros.
railway and bridge contractors of New
Orleans, to make collections for the firm
and had returned by steamer to New
ork, where all trace of him was lost.
and the firm had come to the conclusion
that he had been fouly dealt with
and robbed. A description of the missing
man was received from New Orleans this
evening which tailed so closely with that of
the prisoner that the chief of police sent a
special officer to the prison to have an
interview, when the prisoner acknowledged
that he was the man who is wanted. and
that he had squandered all the money of
his employers. The chief of police at
once notified the New Orleans authorities
OF the facts, aud the man will be held to
await their action.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Minneapolis Downed again,

With her usual luck Minneapolis lost a
game to Milwaukee yesterday. Flanagan
pitched for the home team, as Sowders has
been doing too much already, and Williams
and Kelly pitched alternately for the Wis
itors. Williams was knocked out of the
box in one inning and Kelly was pounded
severely. Flanagan was terribly punished,
thirteen hits for twenty-one bases having
been made off him. Weber, who has
caught many successive games, shows signs
of overwork and it cannot be expected he
would hold out forever, though his game
continues remarkably good. Lynch played
with broken nose and split ear. the result
of Tuesdays game and his errors were ex-
cusable. O'Rouke's center field play was
like that of a wooden man, giving several
safe hits where short runs would have re-
suited in caught flies. The play of Pope
for Milwaukee was excellent and the batting
of Doherty, Lynch, McCullom, Flanagan
and Murphy was praiseworthy. The game
was an interesting one and applause was
almost constant. To-day's game should
draw big crowd. Yesterdays is as fol-
lows.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
His Vinegar.
Arkansaw Traveller.


A hurried grocer gave a country man a
jug of coal oil instead of a jug of vinegar.
for which he had asked. Several days after
ward, when the country man came back,
the grocer said:
my friend. have an apology to make to
you"
''How SOP"
''Why, the other day when you were in
here 1 gave you coal oil instead of vine
gar"
''Wall, I'll be blamed eff that don't splain
it. When we poured some O. the stuff on
the turnip green's wife lowed that it tasted
quar-, but lowed that it was because she
had been down with the chills. Yas an I
now unerstand ernuther thing. split some
on me, an er mint airterward I drapped a
lit match on my britches, an I'll be dinged
eff didn't think I'd burn up fore 1 could
shuck 'em off. thought that it waz the
caperinest vinegar ever seed, but didn't
find nothin' quar- in the taste 'cept it wasn't
sour er nuff,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
MR.. WI.LMOT'S WILLOW.
st. Pauls Fielder Drives the Ball
Over the Fence in the Eleventh
Inning,
And Thus Wins the Longest Game Played
in the Northwestern League
This Season.
Milwaukee Takes a Brace in It,
Fielding and Wins a Game
of Minneapolis.
Oshkosh Pounds Watson Out of the
Box. and Then Goes Down Be-
fore Masran.
wilmot Took the Game.

In the fifth inning yesterday afternoon
at the West Seventh street park, Tray had
a finger badly knocked out. and while the
umpire and Manager Barnes were pulling
the wounded member into place and pour
ing ice cold water on it, Adams discovered
a birds nest in right field in which were
two birdlets which had just come through
the shell into the world, and he called the
remainder of the st. Paul team to the spot
to rejoice with him over this omen of sue
cess. For five minutes they sat on the
grass about the nest and then resumed their
places on the diamond with smiling phizZeS
to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat
Up 10 this time st. Paul had been playing
in hard luck, Tray letting in man after man
on passed balls and the felders generally
doing Indifferent playing. Now, however,
all seemed to change. Tray caught like a
major and the rest of the team played like
eight other majors, and with a long pull
and strong pull they secured the winning
runs in the eleventh inning while the wind
went whstling through Manager Devine's
whiskers. Before we forget it we want to
compliment Umpire Tindill on his good
work. Only one of his decisions was Ques-
toned by judges. and this, Cleveland be-
ing called out at second on a throw from
lelb H6iu. was Sucn
A CLOSE ONE
that it canuot be said that the runner was
not really out. Wilmot was the hero of the
day. He went to bat six times, hitting safe
four times, scoring three times, put out six
men on flies and assisted once and came out
Of IL ali with single error. All the other
members Of the team except FraZee drove
the ball about the field to safe places. FitZ-
simmons. although sick. did fine work in
the box, as did also BurdicF for the visitors.
The excitement was intense at the end of
the ninth inning, each nine having scored
six runs. Neither side was able to score in
the tenth. In the eleventh Duryea started
in by striking out. Cleveland struck at the
ball viciously twice without touching it.
and then Burdick made matters interesting
by hitting him in the back. Wilmot then
tapped the plate with his bat and struck at
the first ball pitched, but never touched it.
He caught the next one on the end of his
willow and landed it in the lot over right
field fence, getting home with Cleveland
just ahead of him. The crowd rose as one
man and yelled until it couldn't yell any
more and threw cushions until there were
no more to throw. st. Paul scored no more
runs, although Adams was put out at the
plate. Eau Claire came very near tieing the
score in the last half of the eleventh on a
couple of hits and two errors at third, but
Wilmot's capture Of Roberts long fly ended
the game. Following is the score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
TEE EggISFE RIOTS.
Several More Deaths the Resul
Religious 0UarFels.

Several More Deaths the Result of
Religious OUarFels.
DUBLIN, July 14.-During the riots in
Belfast last night, between Catholics and
Protestants, four taverns and number of
dwelling houses were wrecked. The police
and soldiers charged the rioters several
times and at last succeeded in clear
ing the main streets. In the by-ways,
however, dangerous knots of men are
lurking and fears of renewal of the dis
turbances are entertained. Among those
wounded last night was sergeant. 1t is
thought that he cannot recover. A con-
stable and many civilians received severe
wounds. This morning the head consta-
bles Of Waterford forced a private soldier
to attempt to arrest two Orangenlen, father
and son. During the struggle that ensued
the Orangemen were both shot and have
since died. The situation at Waterford is
serious. The streets are patrolled by police
and cavalry. Investigation shows that
most of the fighting was done between the
police and the Orangemen. the latter assail-
ing the officers because they prevented the
Orangemen from attacking the Catholics
Policeman Gardner. who was reported to
have been killed. is not dead, but is fatally
injured and is lying at the point of death.
Two civilians named New ters and NOEL
roy were shot dead. Fifteen persons are
still in the hospitals suffering from danger
Gus Injuries received during the riot last
niubt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
De Worms Ipivorcea.

LONDON, July IA decree nisi of di-
vorce has been granted to Baron Fl. De
Worms against his wife Francis. nee Won
Todesco. The plaintiffs allegations con-
corning the lady's criminal relations with
Bacon Meron in the Tyrol were fully
proven. The evidence showed that the
baroness made exceptionally long sojourns
on the continent for incontinent purposes,
obtaining her husbands permission to go
away from home by pretending that she
was suffering from illness. which required
Alpine air. She also, it was shown, man
aged to conceal the purpose of her visits to
the TyrOl. which was to meet Baron Meron,
by hiring his castle. She gave him $780,
600 for the use of it few years. Before
this Baron MerOn was in state of poverty
Baron De Worms has been awarded the
custody of his three children.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Comments on Parnes1.

LONDON, July 14.-The Times, COM
menting on Mr.. Parnelrs denial of Lord
Hartington's assertion that the Nationalist
were in league with the Fenians, says:
''Mr. Parnells denials are waste of breath
Tt seems necessary to remind him that while
the Marquis of Harrington is man of IN
blem1shed honor and veracity, Mr.. Parnell
quite recently was convicted of having DELHI
erately and repeatedly affirmed that which he
knows to be false
The Standard says:
Mr.. Parnell carries his protestation of in
nocence to assured lengths. The question he
ought to have faced is whether or not he has
availed himself OF the services or the monies
of the extremists. To accept money from
Fenians and to then disown them is not a
course of conduct which commends itself to
Englishmen."