New-York tribune., 1886-11-11
THE TALK or The DAY.


Tho newly appointed Chief OF Police of the town
Of Panama has issued his order for tho regulation
Of tho force All members. Of whatever rank. COM
mands this august parsonage, must be In fun uniform
and be neat and cleany In their attire. No smokins
will be allowed while on duty. All officers are pro-
hb ted from sitting down. oonversng with ono an
other any other perSon except police b,,siness
leaning against lamp posts trees, any other OBJ
ject Except police business, entering any buih-
ing, house store texcept police businessD drink
ing any liquors lexcept. presumably. on police busi-
ness and leaving their posts Except In the discharge
Of police duty letter from Panama brings tho in
formation that these prohbitory provisions Will be
to tho force, the members OF which heretofore
have not been subjected tho restraints i'm.
posed 1t b almost superiuous 10 add that the nex
Chief Is O product OF New-York City
An Unexpected Comment.-Pastor-En says again,
bredderin', put not y0h trust In kingsl
still Small Voice in Congregatpn-Rght yoh Ia,
Use come ter chuch wivout obercoat dh mawnin'.
lid Bits.
Says a writer in "Thc st. Lous Globe Democrat;
~ can't sec. ss far have been able TO observe.
that tho buhiing mechanics have improved their
condition any by the eight hour system. Although
they do not begin work until o'clock In the moru-
ing, notice they como to tho building at the oil
time, O'Clock, and stand around shVering In the
cold until it time for them to begin work. They
quit at O'Clock. and instead OF gong home promptly
at that time they generally spend an hour standing
around the Job talking, rarely leaving before 8
o'clock"
An Alaoama maj 10 years Of age has voted tho II.
Democratic ticket all his life Even Democratic pol
tics don't seem TO be able TO suDdue his hethuseahn.
imous dcsres.-t1h Bits.
Governor Porter, OF Indiana, has this ID say about
the County Court House: "The whole Of mans
history may be traced in the Court House Of his
county. The record of his parents sgs there.
htrf. fha af rrv ha
cumula es and bis own matrimonial venture. Then
the records OF the court show whether he has been
honest In business. The criminal records tell tho
story of any he may have committed. and. in
act nearly everything that relates to hi. b set down
upon the different county records"
Tired Auditor-see here. Mr.. Manager. do you know
that act curtain ha- been down over hall an hour
Manager-Yes, yes, / know, but what can dof
The performance can't without the star actress.
"Wen, what's the matter with heri"
"Shes busy giving her pug dog bath It AIsha
Word
OF the $500 students who have been graduated
from Williams College 1929 sat under the instruc-
ton Of tho venerable Mark Hopkins during the sixty
years OF his connection with the college.
"The Chicago News" says that Mr.. Haldeman the
proprietor OF "The Louisville Courier Journal" holds
Colonel watterson responsible for the great Dem
ocratic landslide In and around Louisville "u you
had been at home, Henry" says be, "instead Of
Pars and things. our prospect at the present tme
would be o beautiful landscape instead of thirteen
foot stone wall"
Yarn OF Different Color. Old Sea Captain
This was the way Of it, You see We going
BLOWN a'i lar h1rricsne, When ali at oncet We
struck the root Of big tree, an
big tree five miles from shore1
Old Sea Captain-oh. you see we were In sled
nland-tfiarpers BaZar.
Tho special delivery system does not appear to bs
a success in St. Louis. The thing now Is 10 lind q
city where 1t 10 q success.
wayback Saved. Omaha Evangelist lat waybaclJ
Yes. have como here for the purpose of starting
Way back shn-Ioc late. mister, We had fight over
the temperance at election; Us temperance folks
anu %eu So, '' that's asS N asshtfa 81 S1e'as aeSs '"'
to Se% n''a s Es City boys % sHu Gufs
III win start for Red City at once, By the way.
drink II "-Omaha World.
The fireworks trade with the South Is just beginn-
ing. In tho South generally fireworks are In great
demand in the holiday season.
The American colony in Canada continues to grow
Tho latest recruit from Calfornia-valued az
10000.
Sad Indeed smth-Sad event. the death OF your
mother-in-law. Mr.. Jones, how does your stand
Jones-O, she doesn't have to stand IT, that all
comes on me; why. the colin alone cost eds
Chicago Rambler
"Here. water. what kind of water Is this ~ said
guest at country hotel down South.
"Das spring water. sah" replied the waiter po-
"oh. is it' Well, bring some winter water.
This Is warm enough to wash shirt in."-tWash-
ington Critic.
Anarchists complain that It is worse for them in
this country than in Germany. One proof given is
that Most edited and managed "Freiheit" for S5 a
week No wonder that Most breaches the kind OF
freedom which would enable him to got share Of
honest peoples savings.
Tho girls Of the Packer Institute in Brooklyn arc
divided the hat plumage question. This must 10
because the dear birds not all Of feather
Base BAH magnatcs have their own troubles. Listen
for instance to President Won der Abe. Of st. Louis:
There unlimited number Of people who
think that they cut out for bali players. and IL
only gwen opportunity to appear on the diamond
would prove veritable wonders l am pestered to
death with such people. There h scarcely week
but that some comes to and implores for q
trial. He is positive that II he Is only given .
chance to display his abilities he will be engaged az
once. l never pay any attention ~ them, unless
they can give some assurance that they played
with o professional club. At first / used ~ give
them tr els. but their utter inability t0 Ill any Of
the positions for which they claimed they We're best
suited has caused me to give them countenancs
A good man will not remain long unds-
covered Ball players not born They are made
only by experience"
No Love for the Graduates. General sheridan
Mr. Endicott, perhaps 1 can suggest way out VI
Secretary Of War-Wei. 20 on. but don't let il DO
D Vest Pointer for heavens sake-tTh Bits.