Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-12-02

! SOLOMON had several hundred wives, and
! ne was considered the wisest man of his time.
/ IN tneee degenerate DAYS Solomon's wisdom
! Critic.
! WHENE'ER the small boy makes racket
Or annoys his m other with his tunes,
| she ls sure TO say4he'll warm his Jacket,
Ihough she always warns his pantaloons.
N- - 81 -Al Hf u " --JtEd0e.
1T is evident thar the bold burglars who got
lnto Boston mans chamber the other night
| ana woke him up to ask him what size panta-
looms ne wore were bad men from out Of
| town. ANY real Bostonian would have said
trousers.-S0neerotus Joh, nat.
ARE you going to dance to ight, Flossie?"
sald Beau street grl to an acquaintance.
- don't believe | will" replied FlOssie,
a-days."
But this one is going IN be very select
why they have engaged three policemen to
Keep order."- ChicdgD Uerdi6.
SISTERS VTEw.-First Omaha Girl
| Have you had a sleigh ride?
Second Omaha Glrl-Yes, was out Vester-
| das with your brother.
poor dear. How YOU must have suffered. -
"Suilercdu ~
why, yes; he took meout once last winter,
ana nearly froze."-Oua3d WorId.
BUFFALO LAWYER was under examination
| AZ witness, and had s'atei approximately
| ne time at which something occurred when
| he WAS sharply requested by the examining
attorney to be more definite. You ought to
know 1t was about the time you collected
my costs IN mat SUIT and kept the money :"
| was the paralyzing reply.-ve,o York Times.
A JUMPING ENGINEER.-Ralroad Superin-
Cendent-Want po.iC.on as locomotive en-
gueer. Ell? How many Years experience
have you mad?
Appllcant-Ten.
That's good. You ought to be thoroughly
| trained by this time"
''Yes, SIR; I'm the best jumper shis side of
| the Rockies. "-Omuh0 ROrtd.
BAGLEY-Say no more. Aurelia. forbid
the match. Young SprgGs may be gentle
man but he is poor.
Aurena-But he is one OF the heirs to the
! great H0gg estate of $6I, Geo, 900.
| thee"
why, pa, I'm sure he told me that he is
one of tue lawyers engaged to defend the
! wlll."-PhJ1de phtG CaU.
MR.. IsAACs had Pnt1ced Mr.. Treustein into
| his Chatham street store and was trying to
! 'eli him pair trousers, when there was q
| great shaking of the building, and Mr., Treu-
stem fled, shouting: Earthquake! earth
| quake"
Come back" called out Isaacs. Come
| PACK! Ihat was no earthquake. That was
| nothing bat Jacob upstairs letting down the
prices on summer goods. "-Aoericdn Htdyen.
! TEACHERS RIGHTs.--'I say. por," shouted
| Jimmy Tufbov. as he raced into The house,
| has the teacher any right to keep things
| what belong to hOy2"
NO, my son. she has not. What has she
| got that belongs to you:"
"What has abe got? Well, she's got nv best
| jdckknife seven marbles, glass agate, a
| danGy piece OF string, a pocketful of horse
/ chestnuts. my chestnut bell, and
"ThAtn do. James. l will send over an
| EXPRESS wagon and have them brought
J home"
And l am Foin to ride in the wagon ~
! Grabbing hot doughnut from the table he
skipped ont OF the house like young cyclone.
| -HartF1 d Post.
| IN shadows din alone sit
| While I'd @ fancies come and 60,
| And dreams and I,hantOms lightly fit
Through all the muses. tender now.
And the hushed multtude beneath
List 10 tine chords my touches breathe.
Soft breezes float from Summers past,
| With perfume from he field and wood;
| And shlvering thrills Of Winters blast,
| Ard nutty scents of Autumns good;
| And mountain dark and singing rill
| Come answering to my fingers thrill.
| And a. the shadows deeper grow
| ] wake Inc sh uts of bovhOod's plays
Soft loving words in 1irelight's glow,
| TIL ripping laugh OF baby DAYS
| Pump" cries the orgaDst and so sit
AND pump her up until the bellows split.
-Burdette.