New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-15
THE TALK or The DAY

One OF those German scientific fellows. Herr Luders,
OF Gorlitz ha. invented Photographic hat IL Is
hat which contains small but complete PHOTOGRAPHIC
apparatus There is minute opening In front oil the
hat in which is lens By pulling string the wearer
any time take an instantaneous photos'aPn Vi
any object he wishes.
The reported possibility that Villas
may be transferred the position OF Secretary OF the
Navy recalls with special apiness the vi e
WHO OF Coionel DICK thompson Oh iniana' wien nr
husband was named for that place. why; orss ue.
she said, he can't even SWIM -l'- LOUIS "iooo-
Democrat
A Young aud caow French artist was about 10 send
vo OF his pictures to the salon. by aporter who had
often done similar errands for artists shall take
them sand wich fashion, MonsieurF asked the porter
who knew the fobles OF artists They may be refused
and my taking them that way would give the puDlic
chance to see them" He took them sandwich fashion,
First Citizen: l always did believe that this Alder
manic inlauity would he exposed Though the mills OF
God Grind slowly vet they grind exceeding small
sscopd Ctizen Yes that's so, especially when they
hay jug god the Mille-."
Miss Keens: Why. Mr.. Blondbang. what has caused
this change in your appearance observation-disclosures,
NIB: presume IT'S my glasses doncher know
Mls, X Well, you should always wear them You've
no idea now Intelligent they make you LOOK lscareeJ
know you.-tChicagO Rambler
The Boston Record becoming Partisan that II now
gives its readers daily feuileton Its esteemed con-
teporares think that The record is giddy thing
A reporter called officials wife to know the
Of her husband. who was Oh certain COM
lis Mr.. Blank attending meeting this evening r.
no air He vent to the meeting, but about an hour
since he came back and said the committee had adj
Y"nTi ind him at one Of the hotels."-[w Washington
Critic.
The native papers Of india are constantly advising
their readers visit the United States because In that
country they will breathe freer atmosphere than In
Europe This Will seem bitter satire to the American
co ony in Canada and the Aldermen who haze been
arrested.
II has been estimated that it woul take three
Thousand years read all the standard works. And yet
you will scarcely nd half mau In society who VIII own
up that he has not read Them every one-lBoston
Transcript
Albert Griffin chairman of the Organizing Committee
OF the proposed Antisaioon Republican National Con
yention. that the preliminary arrangements
recurring the convention has been postponed
for weeks The place OF meeting has been changed
from Toledo TO Chicago and the date Will be announced
soon The comm express great confidence In the
success OF the movement
Dr. McCosh, OF Princeton. has averaged ten hours OF
work and study daily throughout his professional career.
II he had worked aud studied and fount
out much. other peopie would have had an oPpoi-
tun mud out some Of H. Apply tho DoycotI-lBos-
ton Transcript
A lady In Columbia 8. C.. keeps penny box on her
dinner table, ami when any members Of her family or
others speak Of any person she requires them to put
penny In tho box. The box Is always full.
MrA Uppaten-" Strange that these working people
can attend to their duties and be satised. Miss EN-
tahed-" sure enough Pa employs several hundred oi
them, and know hos satisfied with their lot and would
be n they ddnt half much they do. But then
they haven't mind like pa and cant expect them 70
look upon these things intellgentIy."- rran-
script
They aay that when Scott appears ON the
sreets Of Erie PENN the whole city turns out TO SEQ
him. and remark, Great SootIi our Congressman"
Detroit editor ssys, "For part We prefer eesr
lIipksr 70 Liar every day In the week. Hn mesev