New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-26
TILE TALE or THE Day.

Tho a." ,rocs " on some Of the railroads of Massachu
sets are being filled with wood in order to prevent
people from catching their feet IN them.
Mr. G. Yogelsang Of Marcos, Tex. still continues
to publish The CoSmas which he describes "a Gan rregu
lar paper basod upon aud the texts OF tho Bible
lie seems think great deal Of the Great Pyramid as
the following addressed to it would indicate:
"Thou grain of celestial empre-see1,
Constructed 10y arr divine
Caliph MamOOn broke into thee,
nspired by the god OF time
Thy kernel of coined silver and gold;
Reelected By bankers a0d kings;
Has sprouted in C0luubiRs realm;
NuTsed under the eagles WING"
There is woman IN the Chicago Post Oace whose en-
plovluent mlsdrectod letters Her brain Is
business directory OF United states and she knows
MeF c % Sss oSt letter as Smith
Il Co.. Chicago" she vii very often indicate the correct
address Louisville, Milwaukee, or Springfield, Mass,
without taking her attention from the work size i Ell
gagged in During her term OF service some 2GooY3 ms.
Office Springfield L mon
The Boston papers have decided that ostrich feathers
may be properly worn by ladies' inasmuch as it doesn't
hurt the ostrich to be deprived of these feathers
There was slight spring chlIness in the evening at
mosphere Just enough to make the Lyceum fire well
Wv well, RHbe," remarked 81 slpshod. "Tho sennit
"Yaas TAX is cheap. talk myself scmetimes but
10 course he's right He don't to give himself
away" .... r,,.,oDo...,. ,,-o,.,
Z,
is the sues stnpdest OF auy resident we ever mad
regulation stupid Democrat Just IKE the rest OF us
Then the party went Into the back room To brighten
up-[Hartiord Post.
The Washington critic suggests that an association to
be called Afternoons of Labor be formed and that no
except Senator'S Representatives. Judges OF the Supreme
Court and their assistants be admitted to membership
An Ohio man was President the other
day when there was an opportunity for tax
MIR President" said the visitor I'm glad to you,
ana say that when you were elected WAS
"Ah." interrupted the President with smile. An
other of those candid fellows whom see every few
But now" continued the visitor, overlooking the in
terrupuon, 81 am squarely and positively opposed to
yOu aud going to fight you right along until one OF
After the visitor had departed the President nudged
Colonel Lamont in the ribs. and remarked: "Dan' the
that from other mems mouths had moth
cded with his chief-lWashngton Critic.
The religious revival in Chicago is making Roadway;
Sam Small given up cigarette smoking Now IL Sam
Jones will only chewing tobacco, things will begin
to look hopeful.
"My DEAR" observed Mrs. snaggs last night she
looked up from the paper often see reference to BIZ
Yes" replied snaggs.
"What a bimetallist "'
"A scrap-irOn dealer is a buy-metallist"
on, to be sure Why didn't think or that y .
-lPniladephla Call.
Birmingham Ala. IL probably the liysiest ami most
enterpsng for its size in the whole or the South
expects to be the commercial metropolis OF the south
Que OF these days.
'Why good gracious, Daringer !" You look II you
had been shot through u grain elevator"
81 ont In the country, Bromley, arranging tor
summer boarding"
"Well. but what happened to yOul"
"I-I-was interviewed"
"Intsrvewed! BY reporterl"
"No."
"a slugger, thenr'
mo BY Farmer Watsons NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Call
A man has written letter to Sam Jones saying
hat del ia try
tells Sam that If Jones' Will preach that $3.50 out Of
the debtor he can have 800 OF it.
"The frat gun OF the campaign" was fred in the
Carroton Css.) Court House tue other day As about
twenty negroes, and no white men. killed. II looks
as If thsre mad grand Democratic victory"
there Norristown Herald.