New-York tribune., 1886-07-06

THE Talk or IHE DAY


The Nerbura1,ort (Mass) cara is somewhat OF nov
city in journalism 1t printed. but written on a
postal card by editor. Mr.. william Page. 1t is pub
shed occasionally and 10 in favor OF mems rights es-
pecaly American cIIzens rights Republican in pol
tcs Christian in religion. and In favor OF Home Rule IN
the limited States; . Is in favor OF reform within
the party also in favor OF honest money pork but
ter fish and lard by dint of writing very small but
legibe hand Mr. Page manages to say great deal in
each issue
The only possible way to protec: the Civil Service
rules at the Custom House is behead Iedden. beat
Beattie to Jelly and bury Berry. o. yes and thump
Thompson until he let's up on the strings.
"Do you know said bon vivant as he poured lib
era supply OF Worcester sauce over ms mop az e cruz
mediclue I" Inc club mau didn't know It, :" IL was.
hongh II contains at least one nauseating
drugs known, assaietla and the original formula was
evolved by noted physician FOR noble patent whose
hiyh Iviny mad mpa red MS digestion An effort
made to disguise drugs, and is generally conceded
that the attempt successful but they are there al
The same" And the stream OF Information inter.
rupted while the drug drenched chops were put where
they would do the most good no dninntioh oi appetite
following the revelation. -lChieago Mall
The people OF Indianapolis becoming jealous Of
London Paris and other great Cities and are clamoring
for exposition.
The students OF Dublin University. have not only been
hootng the two Parne,os presumed to contest the
two seats to that OF learning but
they attempted mob drive them from the district
This Is hardly proof that the student in poicsi least
in Dubnn-nas particularly ceariieas OF the principles
toeratlon and manly freedom
The famous Eau de Cologne was first put up as pan
acea for all the ills that flesh heir to. IL was taken
Internally and used lotion. AT the house OF the
Original maker, IN the ancient cliy on the khne Is
TO b. seen the old circulars anu labels IN ltaah ana
French fort the virtue o. the cure-a ls rene
dIa effect proving 50 great as us elegance as per
fume and as its sale for medicine began u be restrict
e @ ps @ a1es anu r., pendeG "i use and ia now an ex
mia of fhe val
Is used 'tippe" by many French and English
ladies' Chicago Mall
This certainly icOnoclastic age Here Is The To-
ronfo GloJe rreverenty referring to the great Latin
poet Horace, "that OLD, genial red noscd toady and
tuft hunter" Pretty some one will be calling
Cicero ward politician and Cesar Fourth Ward boss
The old.lne Democrats think that the Cleveland Adj
mnIstration Is like a frog because you never tell
which way 1t is going to jump
big grnds'one with a treadle has been introduced
for Of farmers aud the farmers fourteen-yea
OLD smiles when he sees us fdther gOlnG 10 WORK
to nut an eige the old He knows that the old
man. when turn the blasted tning himself Will
bear with pressure equal to weiS1t OF seVen
teen thousand tons. And the boy Will feel less nclna-
away from home aud disgrace MS parents Dy
becoming polo player or pirate Norrstowh herau
Oh heavens What a look it was man about to
be hanged; a duellist lighting to the death man, in
short in any position OF awful strain. with the complex
emotions terror hope and resolve ought to have borne
such look this. 1t was the observation OF second,
but brought home the abysmal depths or lie or deatn
exutan 10y or despair that uudere the gayety and tile
bare the bright dresses the smiling women, the popping
OF champagne bottles and the vacuous noise OF the
EPSON race course It merely the face OF Archer
the Jockey on Ormonde gancng backward at the horse
that followed nm ami the artist responsible for this
description writer in The SheGitd Indepcndent
The horse reporters of America must look to their
rhetorical laurels.
The ladies' in Paris are said be wearing live beetles
and spiders on their hats and bOnnets Here Is sug-
gestion for an the question Of the New-York
housewife What shall we do with our Croon bugsi
live Croton bug handsome bonnet would be rather
picturesque when you used to it, and then perhaps
the birds would have rest
La :" exclaimed Mrs. Homespun, after reading sew.
eral paragraphs under the heading Entre Nous;
they may call II entry news II they want to; but lt
sounds my good deal more like Kitchen gossip
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