St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-11-13

ertoire ever brought here by the company, or
"nen Re dilates upon the Driillancy or the new
star. who has set the East and Chicago on
nre- The short notice of his arrival will make
impossible the reception which ii was pro-
posed to tender him. City Editor Bartram. how
ever, will meet aim at the train, and the two
Will repair to the Press clup rooms and COM
| pare notes as to Jonnstone's experience in
the Rel campsiyu and the narrowing hard
SHIPS endured by BdrIram VITA the eXpedi-
tlOn That went into ltasca county to look
| AFTER fraudulent votes.
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Two st. Paul men met yesterday for the
nrst time and after brief talk, t1ey began
! to think there WAS a tie of relationship be-
! tween them.
What did you say your name WASP" asked
one.
''Cummings-John,'' replied the other.
WeA' that's my name, too-Sam Cum-
''You don't say sol How do you spell your
name!
''C-u-m-i-n-g-s-witho one M"
''Oh, well, that settles it. l spell mine
with two. But that puts me IN mind OF one
! OF your shortcomings
| IVY bats that?
''Wny, you're hort on ms
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Ii a man comes around soliciting you to
| sign petition for the pardon OF the anar-
| Gusts ut CalcaS0, force dynamite Domo
| Ac"h Ms IHTOdt dbQ pun tnO SliiAiSs AhciO
has been marked decrease of late in the
! supply of Awful Examples, and the market
needs brac!ng up.
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A st. Paul dentist, VINO went ont on tou +
! in the rural districts and extracted the mas
! ticatorS Oh nearly all the Inhabitants OF four
| counties, receiving pay therefor and promis-
! ing 10 come around again and put in false
sets when their gums healed. has skipped the
| country and taken with him the money Oh
! tanned by false pretenses. He left note
| behind him saying that he supposed there
would lie u breeze about it, in fact he said
he expected there would be an abundance III
wailing, but Of one thing he was certain,
| here would be no gnasning of teeth.
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| PittSburg reporter is said to have waded
| waist deep in water TO catch sight of fire in
a coal mine. If it had been beer instead OF
water he wouldn't have gone in more than
ankle deep before lying fat down and wal
| lowing in 1t.
| Gov. Hubbard neglected one important
| duty Tor which he SHOULD be severely cen
! sured. The annual meeting OF the interna-
| uonai institute for preserving and perfectu2
weights and measures has met at Cleveland
ami adjourned. and Minnesota was not repre-
| sented by delegate. Minnesota has one of
! the most complete and elaborate sets of
weights and measures in the United States
carefully stored away in the basement of the
capitol, ana there is an annual appropriation
TO keep II In repair. u u. Hammond, the
janitor, takes especial pains to keep the sci
FURNISHED to the highest point of perfection
and the care of this important part of
the machinery OF the state is the pride of his
life. 1t WAS an undeServed slur cast upon a
faithful and Intelligent servant when Gov
Hubbard declined to appoint Gen. Hammond
as delegate to this convention. The people
take deep interest in tnis important matter
and the governor will be held responsible for
his neglect Of duty imposed upon him by
the constitution.
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The printers in Milwaukee are striking
against patent insides 1t has been the i'm
preston for a long time that great many OF
the disciples OF the art rGservative in that
city had been holding such ultimate relations
with Schlitz. Best, BaJz and other great
brewers that they were in need of patent in
sides, and would gladly hail their immediate
Introduction.
The following letter has been received at
this office. to be forwarded to the person ad
dressed, as the writer does not know his
place of residence:
OMAHA Nov. ga. NJ. Wellesley Dear
Brother: am comingto St. Paul and Minneapo-
lis in the spring and l want to arrange it so you
can report my meetings. You were the only
porter that d me justice at Red Rock last sum
mer, and I'm stuck On you. Can depend on
you. Don't fail me. SAM JONES.
The letter has been forwarded to Prof.
WelleS at Redwood Falls
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Let it be hoped that Arthur Orion, the
Tchborne claimant, is not related 10 Miles
Orton, the circus man. Miles is such poo
rider that Arthur would be ashamed OF him.
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When one newspaper sues another for libel
as is the case in Detroit-it is time for the
long-sutfering public 10 hold ratification
meetings.
1t has been demonstrated that sorghum can
be successfully raised in Kansas. Of course
this will result in advancing the price of
buckwheat, and the editorial staff of the
Leavenworth Times will not have so many
boils on their necks hereafter.
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David A. Sutton. vino has just come to
grief in New York in connection with some
crooked business with the World Is an OLD
protege of Hutchins and Pulitzer. Thee
raised him from obScurity, and. when they
went east-to Washington and New York
they took Sutton along. When Sutton frs
came to their notice be was an impecunious
notry pubic, eking out mere pittance. H
was advanced rapidly in newspaper work.
over the heads of ADLER and more deserving
men, and in the vernacular of Missouri, flew
high and cut wide swain. 1t is another case
of small man in big hoe-and there will
be few regrets.
The published card of Rose Elizabeth Cleve-
land, in regard to her troubles with the pub
Usher of Literary Life, does not, 1t is safe 10
say, do the lads justice The chances are
nineteen against one that. in the fourth line
o. the original letter, where sne refers to
1.-THE little Chicago Magazine" the WORD
"little" was UNDERSIGNED, and it should there |
fore be in italics The same is true of the
words ''irrevOcably" and the worst of lies. ~
No newspaper should attempt to print so i'm
portant letter without first laying in a font
of italic.
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young American woman has undertaken
the task of fas ing lorty days in Paris. She |
has been in training for long time, prob
ably. 1t is given out on the quiet that she is |
the wife OF d politician who went to Washing |
ton wht n Cleveland was inaug urated looking |
for an Office.
The national committee of anti-saloon Re-
pubiicans, in session at Chicago, passed |
resolution complimentary of Gen. Nettle- |
ton S address, which was published and seat |
tered broadcast The resolution, II circu- |
lated in Minneapolis for Signatures would |
probably fall fiat The deniZens of that city |
have vivid and painful recollection of Gen. |
Nettletons editorials when he was running |
the Tribune
The husbands of wives who have been |
haunted by visions OF bills for sealskiu |
sucques, will read with fiendish delight Of the |
failure of q big cloak manufactory in New |
York. 1t will be looked upon as an evidence |
of the wrath OF God, the vials OF which are |
poured down ON the head of the original pro-
dQcer, from whence all the trouble springs
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A $500, 900 water works plant is to be put in !
ar Helena, Mont at once. This is said to be |
due principally to the firm stand taken by |