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New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

AWclsh couple from a mining settle
ment near Pottsyille, Pa. recently OBJ
tanned 9 marriage license from Register
johnson. Then they went home happy
in the thought that they were man and
wife, and lived together for two or
three weeks before they found out that
8 minister or squire was necessary be-
fore they could be really married.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Thomas Mast, the political cartoon.
ist, wears a scarf pin of his own design,
representing a union of capital and Ia
Dor in tue shield of the United States.
The . forming the outline Of the shield,
and inscribed Labor is of gold, and
within its embrace, of platinum, is the
5 mark, bearing the word capitol -
and representing also the S in the mon
Ogram q. S.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

The bonnet reform has reached Chi
cago. At the opera house a notice is
posted informing ladies that such as are
so disposed can leave their hats in a
bonnet room especially prepared to re-
ceive them.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

McQuade, another of the New York
Doodle aldermen, has been convicted of
accepting a bribe and sentenced to sew
en- years in the penitentiary and to pay
a fine of $4,000.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22
Howard James.

Mr.. J. Howard James, manager
Stuckert's Livery, 619 N. 5th street,
Philadelphia, Pa, says: After trying
all other remedies without relief. for a
heavy cold on the chest, accompanied
by severe cough, l used Red Star
Cough Cure, and in very short time
was entirely we'll.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Worldwide is the reputation of
Vests Cough Syrup, the truly marvel
Gus remedy for coughs, colds, Group,
Whooping coughs, asthma and con.
sumption. All druggists. y
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

A party of young men dined sumptu-
ously at q restaurant in Dublin, and
each one insisted on paying the bill.
To decide the matter it was proposed
to blindfold the waiter and the first one
he caught should pay the bill. He
hasn't caught any Of them yet.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

With bright eyes and elastic step,
yet gray, lusterless hair. It is unna-
tural. needles. Parker's Hair Balsam
will restore the black or brown prema-
turely lost, cleanse from dandruff. and
stop its falling. Don't surrender your
hair without an effort to save it OLD
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

>>N<> would enjoy your dinner
9SN and are prevented by Dys-
pepsia, use Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets.
They are a positive cure for Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Flatulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them. 25 and 80 cents.
Chas L. Roos, New Ulm, Minn.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22
MOTHERS TAKE NOTICE

Cough Syrop contains no opiates, OPT
um or any minerals, and can be given
to the youngest and most delicate child
with perfect safety. 1t is an infailible
cure for Group and whooping cough.
a bottle should always be kept conve-
nlent as it is also a certain cure for
coughs, colds, consumption in it's early
stages, bronchitis, asthma and all
throat and lung troubles. 25c., SOC.
and $1.00 per bottle. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

One Of the rebel guards at Anderson.
vile prison has been appointed to a
government position in which his duties
will be to decide upon granting pen
sions to soldiers who were in the union
army,
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Vests Liver Pills, the standard rem
edy for. liver complaint, dyspepsia, in
digestion and sick headache. 80 sugar
coated pills Csc. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Francis Sanders killed John Swilling,
his wife and three children near Allan.
ia, and then burned their house, all the
bodies being cremated. 1t is said indig-
nant citizens burned the criminal alive.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

A Nashville astronomer has dis
covered comet with three tails Ten
nessee seems to be quite as stronga pro-
hibition state as Georgia. .-Norr. Her.
aid,
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Chilblains, frosted feet, and all frost
bites cured by a few applications OF
Vests Worlds Wonder or Family Lin.
iment, the magic cure. Try it. 25 and
SOC. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

The increasing demand for Vests
Cough Syrup is evidence of its great
virtue in all throat and lung diseases:
Three sizes. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Mrs. Susanna Warren died at Sassa-
waka, Indian Territory, on the 18th
inst, aged 1876 years. She leaves a
daughter in Texas 96years old, and sew
eral grandchildren nearly 70 years of
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

co Blood Blood T|taae Rsnsd, !, the ss.2eS. sa1y
teed. tits positive cure for Ulcers, Erup-
tions c. syphilitic Poisoning. Itpurifes the
whole system, and banishes all Rheumatic
aud Neuralgia pains. We guarantee It.
:. L. Roos, New Ulm, MINI.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

''Did you go for vacation this sum-
mer, Smith?" Oh, yes" ''How did
you manage your business affairs?" Il
took my advertisement out of the paper
until returned, so there wasn't any
business to manage"
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Vests Cough Syrup, the most reli-
able remedy for all throat aud lung di.
seases. For safety keep it always in
the house. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Vests Cough Syrup, certain and
speedy cure for coughs, colds and all
throat and lung diseases. Il
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Vests Cough Syrup instantly re-
lleves and speedily cures bronchitis,
sore throat and all throat diseases.
Try it and be convinced. All drug
gists.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

Vests Cough Syrup, sure cure for
coughs, colds, Group and consumption.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

St. Jacobs Oil is pronounced most
extraordinary cure for rheumatism by
Hon. James Harlan, ex-chancellor,
Louisville, Ky.
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22
a TEN s

?
Obtained. and all PATENT BUSI-
NESS attended to for MODERATE
FEES.
Our Office is opposite the q. S. Patent
Office. and we can obtain Patents in
less time than those remote from
WASHIEGTON.
Send MODEL OR DRAING. We ad-
wise as to patentability free of charge;
and we make no CHARGE UNLESS
PATENT IS SECURED.
We refer, here, to the Postmaster
the Supt of Money Order Div. and to
officials OF. the U. S. Patent Office. For
circular, advice, terms and references
to actual clients in your own State or
County, write to
ca. SNOW G c.,
Opposite Patent Office, Washington,
D. c..
New Ulm weekly review., 1886-12-22

When Baby was sick, wo gave her CastoriA,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When sho became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
Whom she had Children, che gave them Casteria
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
Rain Fr0m a ClOudIess Sky.
THE PECULIAR PHENOMENON WHICH AGI-
TATEs THE PEOPLE OF RALEIGH.

A letter from Raleigh, N. c., says :.
Many canards have doubtless originated
IN North Carolina, but the truthful tale
Of phenomenon at Charlotte makes
them but poor stories indeed. A great
sensation prevails at Charlotte. 1t is
caused by pair of trees in the vicinity
Of which, regularly each day at three
o'clock, shower of rain falls The phe-
nomenon was yesterday witnessed by
hundreds of citizens, before whose gaze
rain fell for two hours.
At three o'clock to day an immense
crowd had assembled, awaiting the re
currence of the phenomenon. The skies
were perfectly clear, and the sun was
shining brightly. The ground in the
vicinity was dry and dusty owing to long
drought. Two scrubby oak trees stand
in a yard at the corner of Ninth and D
streets. There is nothing unusual about
the appearance of the trees, save that
they are not very well filled with leaves.
At three o'clock the expectant multi
tude was rewarded by the appearance of
rain. 1t began coming down between
the trees in a kind of mist, which grad
ually increased until it was a gentle but
genuine rainfall. Though rain was fall
ing before the eyes of all present no one
could tell from whence it came. 1t could
be seen coming down from point above
the tops of the trees, and it continued to
fall until five o'clock, and that was all
that could be realized. Every individ-
ual present could see it plainly. An
umbrella held under the falling water
was quickly dripping wet. Some of the
water was gathered in a waterproof gar
ment. The water was icy cold. Among
those present was Mr.. James A. Barry,
sergeant in charge of the signal station,
who WIS so impressed with what he wit
messed that he reported the occurrence
to Washington. The ground covered
by the rainfall is about ten feet square.
This wonderful occurrence has been
going on daily for four weeks past, as
the residents of the vicinity will testify.
While the rain was falling yesterday
persons climbed up the trees to make in
vestigation. The leaves and twigs were
perfectly dry, and while they were in the
top of the tees they could see the rain
coming down from above them. No
person ever attempts to explain the phe-
nomenOn.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
Developing Business Talent.

The Chicago Rambler tells this story
The junior partner in one of the most
important commission firms has a son,
age eight, who is the pride of his faith
er's heart. But nevertheless he believes
in giving him an occasional lecture.
Last Sunday morning he talked to him on
extravaganza.
you spend too much money for q
boy of your age, Tom," he said, ''and
moreover, you seem to have no idea of
the principles of money getting. |
should like to see some evidence of
business ability. Now, run out and buy
me morning paper"
In about ten minutes the lad re-
turned
''Well, did you get the papcr2" asked
his father.
"Oh, yes"
Then give it to me-"
"NO, l think I'll keep it."
"What! !" cried the father in astonish-
ment. "What do you mednT
81 think it is a good investment" re-
turned the boy calmly. 81 think the
price is going up"
You young scamp, here's q dime.
Now give me the paper
mo; don't believe I'll take dime.
I've got a corner in the newspaper
market of this house, and | propose to
force the price up to a quarter before l
unload. guess | know good deal
when see it.
"My boy" said the proud father, as
he tished quarter out of his pocket,
81 was mistaken about your having no
business ability. You come down to the
Office tomorrow, and I'll take you over
and introduce you to Mr.. Armour.
He'll give you a partnership, know"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
The Conductor and the President.

The following is the latest revised and
only authentic edition of a venerable
chestnut:
II am president of the road" nod,
ding his head to th' conductor as he
came through the Car collecting t ckcts.
Pass, please"
That's all right"
pass, please"
'Do you doubt my word ?"
"Pass, please
"You are insuIting-Ill attend to you
when l get home"
Fare, please"
"This is nsuiierable."
Fare, please
"a new man ought to know his bust
ness better"
My orders are that every person who
rides on my train must have ticket,
pay his fare or show a pass properly
signed or be put Off. Your pass or your
fare, please-there's nothing in the reg.
uations about a man riding on his
word
''Ill discharge you at the end of this
run ~
''For the last time, you pass or yom
fare, please. I'm onto your racket The
president of this road don't ride in the
smoker of the regular train; he goes in
his own private car
owe lett my book of passes at the
office and the only money l have is d
check"
"Then you know what you can do 2"
"What 2"
"Walk"
"And he did-ten miles to the nearest
station.
"But he was only beat ~
ooh, no, indeed. He was the presi.
dent of the road
Didn't the conductor know him ~
'IIe knew him too we'll"
Did he get the G. b. ~
''No, he did not get the g b."
'Why did he not get the q. b. "
Because he had got a better job on
another road; this was his last run,
anyhow, and he improved this provi
dental opportunity to get even with
the man who had made life burden tc
him that's all
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
Charleston All Right.

1t Is difficult, however, to convince
people at a distance that such is the
case. A loss of So, 900, 900, they argue,
must ruin city of sixty thousand in
habitants, one half of whom are colCred.
1t is difficult for them to understand
that while our houses are comparative
ruins, our wharves and railroads are in
tact, and our facilities for doing busI-
ness not impaired. The cyclone and
the earthquake, they think, must have
destroyed whatever of Charleston was
left by the war. This impression. no
matter how unfounded or unjust must
necessarily injure the city, unless some
etiectual way of combating it can be dis
covered. People will not trade with a
city which they regard as doomed.
We believe that this injurious i'm
preston that Charleston is ruined can
be eilectually overcome in one way. If
the world could see the whole State of
South Carolina, with Its million of in
habltants at the back of the sixty thou
sand in Charleston, determined to up-
hold and rebuild the old city by the sea
as the metropolis of the State, a change
would come over the spirit of its dream.
1t would see that there is a chance of
success and that the fight is not hope
less. South Carolina bonds, to the
amount of So, 600, 600 or 81, 900, 600, at
a low interest, sued for the purpose of
rebuilding Charleston, would create IA
new faith in the city, and capital would
not be slow to come to help those who
show their readiness to help themselves.
- Charleston NsIos,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
Lilly LANerRY was married. at the

LILLY LANeTRY was married. at the
age of eighteen. She had been brought
, up very quietly, but still, as many girls
are, wi b the idea that sure happiness
lay only where there was money When
| Mr.. Langtry admired her and asked her
hand in marriage the one main thought
in the child's mind was her brother.
This lad she was particularly fond of,
and when she became sure that it lay in
her power to educate the boy and have
him always with her she accepted the
offered marriage. From the day of her
marriage to the present time it is to be
| doubted if Mrs. Langtry ever saw her
husband for an hour free from the effects
of liquor.
A ST. LOUIS man was very much
startled w lie going through a dirty
alley one rainy night to feel something
warm on his leg just above his shoe.
He thought it was a rat, and, folding
his umbrella, he beat on the leg until it
was sore and his umbrella was broken.
Then he carefully ed the supposed
rat with one hand, and reaching up his
trou e-s leg with the other, pulled out
his gold watch, which had slipped
through hole in his watch pocket, and
which was considerably the worse for
the pounding that it had received.
A CURIOUS incident of the Battles of
Vicksburg, depicted, was the meeting
of the Sixth Missouri Federal and Sixth
Missouri Confederate Regiments in an
almost hand to hand conflict in the
trenches. One member of the former
regiment suddenly called out to the en-
envy, "Hello! where you FROM" The
answer was, "Cape Girardeau; where
you frOm?' Same place, was the re-
ply. ''Alnt you Bill Sykes2' Yes"
''Well, how's Mary Ann?" And the two
brothers cease fighting for moment to
ia of an absent sister.
IT is said that the exclamation
''Rats! ~ originated several years ago at |
a theatre in Chicago where lot of raw
Italian ballet girls were dancing. They |
were awfully afraid of mice and rats
and it was the favorite pastime of the |
American members of the company to |
brighten the Bale inis by yelling |
''Ratsl" at them as they stood IN the |
wings waiting to go on, and then enjoy
their shouts of horror. By and by the
word came into use as a term of derision |
for false alarm, and the street got hold
of it.
A CITIZEN of Holyoke, Mass, vas
drinking at bar the other day with
three companions, when his wife came
in, joined the drinkers and ordered |
drinks for all hands. 1t is said that no
more etfectual way of breaking up a
party was ever known in that
section
AN insurance company that will in
sure Dan Flowers Montana cattle range
and secure him against all loss this win
Ter ca have $250,O0 This is Flowers
standing offer.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
Salmon Wouldn't Tell.

Salmon P. Chase went to Dartmouth
College, and, think, graduated there,
He was q lively boy, and while IN
school was noted for his manllness'
Part of his school life was spent IN Cln-
cinnati, and during this time there WI, was
a fire made in one of the rooms. ne
boys were all called up and catechlsed
as to its origin. All except Chase de-
MED all knowledge of the affair When
the question was put to him as 70
whether he knew who had lighted the
fire, he replied:
81 do"
''Who was it ~
81 will not tell
The professor grew angry. The pres
ident was called in and Chase was again
again asked. He again refused, saying
'sMr. President, 1 did not intend to IN
suit Prof Blank, but am not gong 10
lie. know who made the fire, but
will leave the school before 1 Will De
come tell tale"
As he said this his large intellectual
eve looked squarely into that OF the
President, and the latter fully aPprecl-
ated that he meant it. He said that ne
would excuse Chase this time, and dis
missed him with slight reprlmand'
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
something About Catnrrh.

A great many people are afflicted with Ca
tarrh who do not know what ais them; anu
great many more continue sufferers WIN
might be cured.
Tbickening of the membrane which lines the
nasal passages, thus making breathing dlnl-
cult; q discharge from the nostrlls' more VI
less copfous, watery or thick, according 10 Lho
stage of the disease a sense OF fullness IN the
head; a constant inclination to spit; anu III
advanced cases, dropping Of intensely as
gushing matter into the throat, are rev Oh Ino
prominent symptoms Of Catarrh.
Deafness, inflamed eyes, neuralgtc pa1s'' sore
throat and a loss of sense OF SMELL arc 'olS
often caused by Catarrh.
All these troubles are cured by Pisos RENE
DIV for Catarrh, Relief is had Immediately
after beginning its use, but 1t important that
It be continued without intermission until the
catarrhal virus is expelled from the system
and healthy secretions replace the diseased
action of the mucous membrane. Manlrestly
it is unreasonable to expect cure In a snort
time of a disease that has been progressing for
months or years.
This question Of time IS provided for IN the
putting up of Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. 1t is
so concentrated that very small dose Is
directed. The quantity in one package Is sur
fcfent for long treatment, consequently ths
expense ID a mere Urine, ana Inere ID NJ cjNCu9O
Tor neglect nor reason for it but forgetfulneSs
A cold in the head is relieved by an applIGa-
cation of Pisos Remedy for Catarrh. The
comfort to be got from it in this way is worth
many times the cost.
The following letters are specimens or those
received every day, testifytng TO tho worth OF
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh:
ALLEGHENY, Pa, Sept, 20, 1885.
Pfso's Remedy for Catarrh is doing wonders
for me. believe it will cure any case OF Ca
tarrh, if used according TO directions.
Mrs. F. JOHNSON, 40 +, Diamond St
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

LABoUCHERE in London Truth de,
plores the English custom of torturipg
women by sentencing them to death
when there is not the slightest intention
to carry out the sentence. There are
twenty-seven women in English prisons,
undergoing penal servitude for infanti-
eide, all of whom were originally sen
fenced to die.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18
A New Wonder

3 not often recorded, buI these who write te
Hallett & Co., Portland Maine, will learn OF a
genuine one. You can earn from SIS to 925 and
upwards a day. You can do the work and live
at home, wherever you are located. Full par
ticulars will be sent you free. Some have
earned over $50 in day. Capital not needed.
you are starte N business free. Both sexes.
All ages Immense profits sure for those who
start al once. Your first act should 10 to write
for particulars.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

MISS HARRI GOODWIN, a niece of
Stonewall Jackson, is one of the leading
members of the Shaker Society at Al
fred, Me. She is daughter of General
JacksOn's sister and was born at West
Point, New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

JAMES BELL, the yachtsman, who has
Just challenged all America for race
for the Americas cup in 1897, is u rich
of Glasgow. His wife q
sailor, too, and their three young Oh /
dren even are "old sails"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

LIEUT. GIANT GREELY is slowly regain
ing his old weight and strength. He
has had quite enough Of the Arctic,
however, and does not intend to do any
more fooling with the North Pole.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

WIEN T7g ~ yTTT Soofs and shoe.
straightansd use Lyons Heel StifIelers; thew
will save you money, give you comfort and
keeD them straight.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

A uniform and natural result is produced BY
using Buckinghams Dye for the Whiskers.
For a slight cold, q hacking cough, or lung
troubles, take Ayers Cherry PeCtoral.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

SCovILL'S SARSAPARILLA, OR BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP, for the cure of Scrofulous faint,
rheumatism, White Swelling, Govt, Goitre,
Consumption, Bronchitis, Nervous Debility,
Malaria, and ell diseases arising from an i'm
pure condition of the blood. Certificates can
be presented from many leading physicians,
ministers and heads of families throughout
the land, endorsing SCOvILL's BLOOD AND
LIVER SYRUP. We are constantly In receiptot
certificates of cures from the most reliable
sources, and we recommend It as the best
known remedy for the cure of the above dis
eases.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

A WISCONSIN girl has lived fifty-three
DAYS on air. Probably going to marry
a country editor.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

The President has just purchased mag
nificent upright piano for his country house
near WASHINGTON. It cost five thOus and dol
lars nd was buiIt q order.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

Chief Justice Waite looks back on his
Alaskan trip az "an unbroksn streak Of Eud-
shina"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

HARTFORD MILLS, n. Y. Aug. Q, 1000.
Ibaye nsed a little over half a package of
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh, and it has helped
me more than any of the different MEDICINES l
have used. l feel confident that 1t will cure
me.
I can and do recommend 1t to others who
are troubled with that disease.
REV A DAMON
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

In point of medicinal power and excellence
Hop PlGSterS are far ahead of all others. 25cts
All plasters are not alike. Hop PlaSters afford
relief and cure when other kinds are worthless
ONE of every five we meet has some form o.
Heart Disease and is in constant danger OF
sudden death. DR.. Kilmer's OCean-Weed
Heart Remedy regulates, corrects and cures.
Price sl00.-6 bottles So co.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-11-18

Mr.. Ed. p. Wells, Thetis P. o., Stevens Co.,
Wash. Territory was entirely cured Of rheu-
matism by the use of ST. Jacobs Oil. He says
II consider it n wonderful remedy and will
always speak good word for It,"