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FROM w1LLARD,s r1rrn FLOOR.
Rapid but Safe Descent OF a Man to
the Sidewalk nv the OntaIda Route,

Rapid but Safe Descent OF Man TO
the Sidewalk by the Outside Route,
Five hundred people stood In front Of
Wizards yesterday afternoon and watched
n man climb deliberately on the sill Of a
flfth.story window and, after balancing
himself for a moment, shoot down the side
Of the building TO the sidewalk. Around
the mans breast was buckled q canvas
strap, and Just under his right arm was a
circular, nickle-plated box, from which a
wire ran. AS he descended the wire In the
box came out, and. In spite OF his weight,
the speed was not at any time very rapid,
and the man, who was Mr. John II. Bux-
ton, didn't seem to mind his hurried flight
one bit.
People seemed to think that an inquest
would follow the trial and offered TO lay
even bets on the mans chances of coming
down corpse. When Mr.. Buxton came
down, feet first, with q smile, and told tho
crowd that the apparatus under his right
arm was the johnson Portable Automatic
Fire Escape, everybody looked disappointed
at the success of the trial. The little machine
is quite an innovation In the way Of fire es-
capes. II can be carried about In an over
coat pocket, or small travelling bag, and
Is very convenient for travelling men. One
end is attached 10 the woodwork Of a room
by means OF q gimletpointed screw and the
other 10 buckled around the waist with
the wire store box. The wire pays out
as a person decends at an easy rate. One
can get out of bed, and, by means Of the
escape, be on the ground, even though he
be ten stories up, In two minutes. The wire
is strong and durable, and the descent can
be made with perfect safety. Several no.
tells have them In the rooms, and every
tIial has been successful.
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DRAMATIC INSTRUCTION.
A Successful Lady Teacher OF Acting
and Eiocution, Herself an Able Ex-
ponent.

A Successful Lady Teacher OF Acting
and Elocution, Herself an Able Ex-
ponent.
Miss Marguerite L. Saxton, whose por-
trait we present herewith, is lady well
known to the people OF Washington. She
has histrionic talent Of high order, and,
as an elocutionist, is very popular, as
those who have seen and heard her in i'm
presentations of dramatic character and
recitatlons well know. While q member
and directress Of the Round Table Shakes
peare Club, she appeared before the most
critical audiences In parlor entertainments,
WHIP Hermione, In "a Winters Tale;"
Catherine, In 1.-THE Tanning OF the Shrew;n
Beatrice, In "Much Ado;' Mary Stuart, Me-
dea, and others, all Of which were sustained
In amanner showing careful study and thor
ough understanding. Very few Of the
ladies who come TO Washington In support
OF stars have shown ability equal 20 that
displayed by Miss Saxton In the roles mem
toned. She has had propositions from
several stars In the legitimate business Of
the drama to go with them as leading sup
port, but has not fully decided to accept
any Of them, being 10th to leave Washing
ton, where her lifetime has been spent.
The people Of the capital city should be
proud OF her, and attest their appreciation
by literally patronlzing her entertainment
at the National Riles' Hall on Wednesday
evening next, April7.
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NEW. STYLES IN LADIES, HATS.
what the King of Washington MILL

what the King of Washington Mill
ners Has Worth Seeing in His Palace.
For pleasant surprises King certainly
excels, and each opening day at his wonder
full emporium develops improvements, as
the exhibit Of yesterday and to-day shows,
The novelties In jet bonnets are many, aud
some of them strikingly beautiful. The
light frames are covered with black net,
embroidered with large and small jet beads,
illustrating novel ideas in decorative de-
signs. A great many curiosities In bonnet
pins are to be seen, and these may be also
worn as breaches II desired. In the.chil-
dren's hats q large variety can. be seen.
Some are Of satin braid, edged with colors
Hats Of Milan braid, In all colors, are
simply trimmed with band and ends
OF velvet ribbon. Ladies' hats are generally
larger, with very high crowns, and bruins Ia
Crepes were never so beautiful as they are
now. French Grape Is used, but the nov
city is a crinkle Grape, In alternating stripes,
or stripe Of plain with stripe OF the
crinkle, and still newer is that with stripe
OF plain Grape and full satin stripe. The
new ribbons have fancy lace edge, the picot
edge being the most popular. Sashes are
going to be extensively worm. and the
new sash ribbons are very wide, as
is over half yard wide. Ostrich
feathers are worn, but the fancy this season
is for flowers, and at Kings Palace, S14 Sew
enth street, near /, can be found specimens
OF almost every flower grown In Europe
and America, in its natural size and color,
true to nature, and just as beautiful, only
lacking the perfume. A very pretty con-
ceit in trimmings Is illustrated In punches
Of luscious apricors, plums, cherries, and
other fruits, which are to be mingled in
with laces and loops Of velvet or ribbon.
All these, and a thousand others, can be
found at Kings Palace. '..'..s
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The Flower mission,

The hearty and liberal response on the
part of those who occupy flower stands In
our markets is cheering indication and
promise of success for the flower mission
in Washington. The object of this sweet
charity is the distribution OF flowers among
the sick poor OF this district, The gem
erous sympathy already shown for It's well
fare is encouraging, and with pleasure the
lady managers return thanks to the free
handed donors, and express the hope that
this worthy enterprise will, with their earn
est help, be continued and sustained. Such
kindness blesses both ways-the sufferers
are cheered and made happy for day,
the giyers are better and happier for 1t all
their lives.
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Prof. Newoomb,s soelal selsnoe,

Prof. Simon Newcomb delivered lecture
on the laborproblem and practical socialism
last night for the. benefit Of the free night
schools. Hetreated the subject scientifically
and without sentiment. He believed the ad-
justment Of the labor question would be
accomplished without Legislative interior.
ence. Workingmen were far better off to-
day than m formerly and this had been pro
ton, and yet labor organizations had always
fought the introduction of machinery. He
believed strikes unwise, as the real expense
fell on the working people, and saw the
solution Of the question by having corpora
lions understand that they must, TO get the
best results from their employees, treat them
with consideration.
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Changes In Army Commando.

A general order issued by the War De-
partment announces the following assign
ments: Maj Gen. j. NJ. Schoaeld, TO the
division OF the Atlantic; Mai. Gen. A. H..
Terry, to the division Of the Missouri; Mai,
Gen. o. o. Howard, to the division Of the
Pacific.
Brig Gen. Crook was to-day relieved
from command of the department Of
Arizona, at MS own request, ana assigned
commanded by Gen. Howard. Brig. Gen
N. A. Miles. now In command Of the de-
partment Of the Missouri, has been assigned
10 the department OF Arizona.
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Tho Hatton-snowden Paper.
Cedar Rapids Gazette. !


The editor Of the Gdzettc was afforded
the pleasure yesterday OF witnessing the
printing Of that bright and prosperous new
paper at Chicago, the Mail. The Hoe per-
fectlng press on which the Mail is printed
receives the blank paper In one continuous
roll, each containing several hundred
pounds, prints four 10 eight pages at once,
folds, counts, and delivers them to the re-
celviDe table Of the folder in packages Of
twenty-five, and at the astonishing rate Of
$4,000 copies per hour. Another press Of
the same capacity win be added In few
days. The Mail Is the property Of Frank
Hatton, formerly editor Of the Burlington
Hd,ukeye, and Mr.. Snowden, one Of Chlcago's
ablest newspaper men. IL has gone to the
front very rapidly, having daily circula-
ton Of nearly forty thousand copies. Mr..
Hatton is editor-in-chief OF the Mail, aud
Mr. Snowden is business manager. IL sells
on the street for one cent. The Nail is one
OF the remarkable successes Of the day In
the newspaper line.
GEORGE THATCHER will recite his own vor.
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Bills of Counsel in tho Telephone Case

Acting Attorney General Goode has re-
turned the bills Of JEFF Chandler, Eppa
Hunton, and Charles II. Whitman, OF spe-
cial counsel to assist In the prosecution OF
the suit against the Bell Telephone Com.
pany, TO the first comptroller Of the treas
ury, with a statement that the amount
called for Isl 900 for each) is in accordance
with contract regularly executed, and is
comptroller has accordingly passed the
bills, and they have been paid. 1t is under
stood that the compensation agreed on
under the contract referred TO is 5000 for
the firm of Hunton & Chandler and $1,000
for Mr.. Whitman.
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WINTED---HELP.

WY ANTED-AC COMPETENT, SINGLE MAN
w in department would like to secure en-
ployment as salesman, cashier, or assistant
bookkeeper, after and before department hours,
In exchange for good board and lodgings with
home comforts; first class reference, Address
SOUTH Republican Office 2-G
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AUCTION SIZES.
TIRUsTEE's SALE OF VALUABLE REA
ESTATE, To

VNRUsTEE's SALE OF VALUABLE REAL
Il ESTATE.
Pursuant TO q decree pronounced In the Cir
cult Court of Prince William County, Va, the
undersigned will offer for sale at Brentsville,
Prince William County, at II m. MONDAY,
containing 52S acres, more or less, improved by
a large frame dwelling and all necessary out
buildings. This property is situated abont
sixteen miles below Alexandria, on the Alex
andria and Fredericksburg Railroad a station
on the farm. 1t has also a large front on the
river, with agood fishing shore. The land lies
well for agricultural purposes, and Is rich;
sold in three lots containing 22i, l72, and 1872
acres each. TERMS one-third cash; balance in
six and twelve months
OSCEOLA G. GREEN,
ap2d2t Surviving Trustee.
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ap2.d2t
DAwNBRoKERs SALE.
Ii. X. FULTON, Auctioneer.

street. commencing THURSDAY, APRIL l,
1856, at 7o'clock p. M, and continuing every
evening Gold and Silver Watches, Diamonds,
Chains, Rings Pins, Earrings Bracelets, Solid
Silver and Plated Wares, Pipes, Law and other
Books, Curtains, Carpets, Rugs &c, Iron Safes,
mh3O-7t Broker
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$40. LENGI DEL ORA, tho musical wonder,
week with T., T. & W. Minstrels. Box sheet
now Onpn
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PRoP. BUTTONS Twenty Dog Circus arc with
r., p. XIV. Minstrels, who appear at the Ma
tional Theater all next week. Box sheet now
ODen. -. o.. H.. ... ... ...
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A PRRDICAMENT. o'clock IN the morning
sleet on the sidewalk-baby got the Group, and
no Dr, Bulls Cough Syrup In the house,
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THE PARALLELS OF CHRIST, By A. l. o. Il
New York: Robert Carter d BrotherB. For
; sale by Baliantyne g. Son.
The lady whose signature is A. L. o. E.,
q native of this land, is now In india, de-
voting the remainder of her. life to mission
work. This volume was written TO convey
q knowledge of Christ and His salvation to
: the natives of Hindostan, on which account
1t contains Indian words and references to
Indian life, Explanatory foot-notes here
and there render them perfectly Ineligible
to readers around us, and, indeed, add a
charm to the text, as slight foreign accent
confers sort of strange, tender, and fascl-
mating attraction to words otherwise, per-
haps, commonplace.
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SPECIALL NOTICES.

CusnMAN and Donahoe, "Mets" battery to.
day. 49,
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TON, author Of "Rudder Grange, "1The Lady
or the Tiger" &c. New York. Charles
Scribners Soma For sale by w. II. Morrison
and Ballantyne Il Son. W"
Love abouuds in this novel, as It does in
every story at all interesting or worth read
ing. Is 1t necessary to say more? Only,
perhaps, that many characters are intro
duced, with all of whom one would like,to be
acquainted, and some of whom are exceed
iingly curious. Only, moreover, that the
Writer'S style is very easy, natural, sweet.
and charming.
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anEAI base bRII game To-day at 4a5

DR.. Sage,s.a
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GEORGE THATCHER will recite his own vor.
sion Of "Ostler Joe" with r., p. & w. Minstrelf
at National Theater Monday evening. Box
sheet now open.
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nxszr .SPIRITUALIsNI-A.A. WIMBLEDON
RSS inspirational, one of the ablest speakers,
OF long experience, occupies the platform ut
q. A. X. Hall, 9TH aud l. SITS. N. W., SUNDAY
at II a. m. and 1880 p. m. prompt. Ten cent
door contribution, II
ewsDR. o. NJ. MUNCASTER HAS RE
~ turned to the city and resumed practice
at l405 ~ Y. ave-. Practice limited to diseases
of the Throat, Ear, Neck, and Nose. Office
hours ~ to 8 p, m. ap2.3t
n|Sss CHARLES o. BRILL WILL BE GLAD
W. TO see his friends at his grand opening,
No. Q37 ID st. NJ W. post Building), SATURDAY
EVENING, APRIL 8, 1886, from to II p. m.
ap1-3t
eyso TO THE PUDLICl
Notice is hereby given that on and after
APRIL all barber shops will be closed on
sundays and at 8 p. m. on week days, except
Saturdays at IL D. m,
by order of the Commissioners and Barber's
Assembly 1852, X. OIL. T. L. WILLIAMS,
mh30-M Spprntnry
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ABfUSEAf ENT9.

nm
NJ Ew NATIONAL THEATER.
TODAY Ara TONIGHT ATS
Last Times of
SHOOK q GOLFERS
UNION SQUARE THEATER COMPANY
In the distinguished author Robert Buchanan's
play, in six acts and prologue, founded
on the story Of God and Man, entitled
STORM BEATEN.
ri MATINEE TONIGHT
Admission Admission
%, 80, and Toe, %, so, and 100.
No extra charge for Reserved Seats
Reserved Seats. Extra
Next Week
The Monarchs Of the Minstrel World,
THATCHER, PRIMROSE, AND VESTS
MAMMOTH MINSTRELS.
SO Great Artists 80
In a Bill Of Rare Excellence
Box sheet for sale of seats now open.
A LBAUGHs GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
FAREWELL PERFORMANCES OF
FAREWELL PERFORMANCES OF
THE FAMOUS QUEEN OF BURLEsQUE,
JVDJL MATINEE TO-DAY AT2
Admission, %, 30, and Zoe
TH0MpS0NNo extra charge for reserved
lhVmI JUN seats.
IN TONIGHT ATS
UAYGEN. POSITIVELY LAST APPEAR.
ANCE.
Next Week,
KATE CAsTIEToN IN CRAZY PATCH.
A LBAuGHs GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
SPECIAL sToDDARD LECTURE.
SUNDAY EVENING, APRIL 4.
BY Request,
JOHN l.. SfODDARD
will give His .
FAMOUS AND THRILLING LECTURE
PASSION PLAY Al oBER-AMMERGAU,
WITH
CHARACTERISTIC AND UNIQUE
ILLUSTRATIONS,
Accurately reproducing the scenes Of the play
and the portraits Of the actors.
This lecture, the most popular in Mr.. stoddard's
repertoire, Inns been attended by
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
In the large cities of the country.
Admission, 5oc.; reserved seats, 75c.
SEATS NOW ON SALE.
HARRIs's BIJ0U THEATER.
Ill THURSDAY, FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY
'' EVENINGS AT
| THURSDAY AND FRIDAY MATINEES AT $50
THE RICHARDSON COMEDY COMPANY
In that Whirlwind of Laughter entitled
OUR BACHELORS,
| Introducing Three of Americas Clcvcrest
Specially Artists
| JOHN FOX In Irish Songs and Flashes OF
| Celtic Wit.
| LITTLE ROSEBUD, the Petite Song and
| Dance Artist.
| EDWARD TALBOT from PASTORS Thcater
New York, In His Great Creation,
| SILENCE AND FUN.
| SATURDAY MATINEE AT $50.
| THE BAD BOY,
His Pa, and the Groceryman
Matinee Prices holidays excepted), 20 Cents
| Children, half price.
Next Week-'rho Greatest Comedian before
| the public The Great, the Only JOHN Dill
| LON, I'm the Most Mirthful of Comedies, TIL
| TATE'S-AgTORNEY
1
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This beautifully printed and got-up vol
ume Of 64S pages does honor to our golden
city OF Pacific side 1t contains whatever
information may be desired relating TO our
own time and country, and, indeed, TO all
for an author, for any one who properly
prizes reliable knowledge, will scarcely be
found, or, probably, imagined.
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sEyENIEEETH a A N +Ar,d RE 70 06 Of

THE BGREAu OF STATISTICS or LABOR.
March. 1886 Boston: Wright d Potter Print.
ing Company, state printers,
We are indebted to Carroll d. Wright,
chief Of the bureau, for this report, SO full
of valuable information and suggestive OF
varied and profound thought, The sub
jects II embraces are so numerous; so fully
treated in all, and, to convey satisfactory
understanding Of them, demand so many
figures, that we can do no more, with our
limited time and space, than praise the in
dustry, and highly approve the results OF
the volume.
EXcellently engraved portraits of the late
Gen. II. X. Oliver, Henry Wilson, and
Dana Estes illustrate and adorn the work.
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S P R | n 6 {. P { n | N 6 !!
TheBOn Marche
Thursday, April 1. Friday, April 2.
Saturday, April 8,


In announcing you this "Fist Grand Spring Open
ing do with knowledge that efforts in the past
have been kindly appreciated Not emitting the confidence and
patronage which you have bestowed upon in large measure
feel encouraged only to maintain reputation, but
eclipse former efforts by displaying all times the latest
and most desirable articles at the very lowest prices possible
throughout entire establishment.
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BOARDING.

IMPAIRMENT sTAMPs.-wE PAY HIGH
IL est cash prices for Executive, Navy, JUS
tice, State, Treasury, Interior, War Agricul-
ture, and oilcial stamps used or uncanceled,
quired by stamp collectors for sale AZ Postage
Stamp Emporium, 3b9l9 Pa, ave, third store be-
low AZ 81. N. w, Open day and evening. We
sell LOCO foreign stamps for only % cents ap}'3t
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UTANTED-B BY A COL0RED GIRL A
wv position as chambermaid for nice finn
lily. Address 1911 9Th ST. N. w. 10
VXTANTED-BYA YOUNG CoLoRED MAN,
wv position as coachman or In store. Adj
dress 1877 Washington st., Georgetown. 1-3
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On account of the rain the above sale Is post
poned to SATURDAY, APRIL 81. 1885, same
hours aud place. JEROME.L LEE,
apl-tds Trustee.
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TNANCY DoGs-IF YOU DESIRE TO BUY A
~ thoroughbred skye terrier puppy or Il
small blaok-andtan, call at 1870 LIST n. WI
land puppy, NH 296t
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WANrED-EMpLoYMENr.

VXTANTED-BY A CoLoRED GIRL, A
w position MS chamhermald or nurse and
to do plain sewing; good reference given. Adj
dress 2l1d 18th st. 10
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: ENILLING AND EXTRACTING TEETH
E made easy by the use of cocaine, Mayos
yapor, nitrous oxide, &c. DIR. HARTLEBEN,
10l5 l4th st. N. w. applet
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VNTARNING-PARBN AND GUARDIANS
w should be careful In choosing a teacher
for vocal music Not only the voice of the
pupil. but chiefly the health y totally ruined
restore the health and voice.once impaired.
mh22-tf A CONNOISSEUR,
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McCARTY's ANNUAL sTATIsTICIAN,
1856 L. T. McCARTY, editor and proprietor.
San FTanGlsCp, Cal.
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5NIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION CUES
tiOns and answers on all subjects. Send
TEN cents IVY INSTITUTE, 500 X st. N. w.
nD2-9t '
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PERSONAL.

yNTALKER g., WILSON, REAL ESTATE
i w, Agents. 1905 + st. N, W., have removed
temporarily TO 1901 + ST., office Corcoran Insuri
anceJ Co, while alterations are being made to
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NGTANTED - SERVANTS TO GO AWAY
w for the summer, also for this city, for all
capacities. at NATIONAL LABOR BUREAU,
5l7 9TH st. N. W. 2tf
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UTANTED-A SMART, ACTIVE BOY IN
w printing office; none others need APP
ply; wages small first six months. Room :,
BIO 9Th n w "a
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IDURGESS a.. SHEPHERD, THE BEST
ID hair cutters in, the city. We keep all
good wOrkmcn-16 that cannot be beaten.
Also, fine bathing paIl0rs, cor. Sth and ID sts.
N. W. Washington, ID. q, Fine cigars and
tobacco, mh6-stf
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VLTANTED-A BICYCLE, 81 TO SO INCHES,
w or single or double tricycle.; give de-
scription and lowest price. Address WHEEL,
Republican Office. Sc
NTANTED-BY A GENTLEMAN, IN
w structions in fencing. Address, with
references and terms @. p, Republican Office.
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THE CALlGRAPH.
.IHE PENNINGTON. TYPE-WRIIER

STATIONERY and SUPPLIES.
WyckOR, Seamans g. Benedict,
Corner 9th and II Streets N. w.
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:" ANTED-STRONG, ACTIVE C0LORED
wv boy 6l3 1ith st. N. w. 2.3
XXTANTED-A. GOOD ADVERTISING So
w Hector for daily paper; salary and COM
mission paid to good man. Address p. o.
Box 0S. 90
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NGTANTED-THREE OR A UNFURNIsHED
w rooms forlight housekeeping; central part
Of city. Address b. !. p, Republican OfIlce. AS
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-07-11
One Advantage of oat-Door Sports.

EdgIEs
have observed in some quarters disposition
to discourage Yachting. It is said to be terri
bly, expensive amusement, with no utility in it,
Horse-racing, on the other hand, is said to be a
great incentive to the development of good stock.
But yachting is not so expensive as horse racing.
and it is much more healthful. The truth is the
modern development Of outdoor sports of all
kinds is proving. the salvation of the very
large class of wealthy young men.
One of the physicians in Bloomingdale
Insane Asylum told me the other day
that the percentage of his patients who lost their
minds simply because they had never had any
lilies that reckons its city property by the acre sat
idle in his club window until he finally concluded
that he was dead So they buried him in Bloom
ngdale, where he met number of his old set
Everybody that knows the people can name
three harmless but more or less unple asant i'm