The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-12-16
catarrh is not a Blood disease.

what Il was-steeple chase-anyhow il WAS suthin
about steeples, an so suppose he's at church.
catarrh is not a Blood Disease.
No matter what parts it may finally affect,
catarrh always starts in the head, and belongs to
the head. There is no mystery about the origin
of this direful disease. 1t begins in a neglected
cold. One Of the kind that is "sure to be better
in a few days." Thousands of victims know how
II is by sad experience. Ely's Cream Balm cures
cold in the head and catarrh In all its stages. Not
a snuff nor liquid.
Pretty waiter girl-(to regular boarder)-What
kind Of soup will you have to-day, Charley?
Charley I'm fascinating mannerl-Wel WEAKLY
hardly know, " know What kind would you
advise me TO take, Jennie?
Pretty walter girl-Noodle soup, Charley.
Do not suffer from Sick Headache a moment
longer. 1t is not necessary. CATERS Little Liv
or Pills will cure you. Dose, one little pill. All
druggists sell them.
Jupkins-Ths palmistry business bothers me
great deal Now they say that a cross at the
base of the forefnger indicates a happy marriage.
Mrs Jupkins Sharply what Of it? You
have the cross there.
Jupkins-I know that, but I've been thinking
that perhaps 1t means second marriage.
DIR. d. Rawls, of Connorsville, Ind. pronounces
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup an infallible remedy.
Use Salvation Oil for severe headache, and you
will always find almost instant relief by so doing.
We recommend itas good family medicine.
A little boy was taken to the BARRIERS shop to
have his hair cut for the 1rsttime As the barber
cut and clipped the little fellow became consider
ably alarmed, and suddenly said in anxious tones:
you'll leave enough TO grew, won'tyou, mister?'
Palpitation of the heart nervousness, trem-
bngs, nervous headache, cold hands and feet
pain in the back, and other forms of weakness
are relieved by Carter's Iron Pills, made spec
tally for the blood, nerves and complexion.
sspve become quite interested in that poor
man." said phi lantropic old lady to the sheriff,
as she pointed TO one of the prisoners "He tells
me should be surprised to Know all he had gone
Il guess yon would, ma'am," said the sheriff;
"that fellows the most expert piekpocket IN the
country"
Nothing builds up the system like Vegetine 1t
is the great vitalizer.
Father-How is it. Maude, that you are always
engaged to two or three fellows, while your sister
has never had proposal?
Maude-A girl who can shed three real tears at
b 5,s chin ouiver when she siShs can engage her
self all around girl like sister, VINO only tries to
blush
Anxious Inquirer: No, we know of nothing
that will do as much as Lydia f. Pnkham's Vege-
table Compound.
Said girl of is to another who was reading
|tHOw far havelyOu got?'
ssOh. to where the father comes back"
isn't she married yet?"
"No; what would be reading on for if she was
marred?'
well, she might get divorced you know"
A face that cannot smile is never good. The
motherly face of Mrs. Pinkham appears in all the
papers we read. word to the WISE etc.
"Planoforfe through bereavement, offered by
instailments" SO ran an advertisement in a Lon
don pa er. But we should doubt If 1t finds
speedy sale. Nobody wants an instalment OF
bereayed piano, except, perhaps, for aperform-
ance Of the Lost Chordo