Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-10-14

brilliant pollsn, WHY the complexion,
quicken the wit. fire the imagination,
strengthen the understanding. stereo-
type the memory. discover great secrets
in gossip, fashion and wisdom"
Just smell them" cried the tempter
enthusiastically. as with neat sweep
of his tail he landed an apple at Ewes
feet. Moreover they are very excel
lent eating I've eaten them myself
and ought to know. 1t isn't every day
that you hear a serpent discoursing.
Besides--ah. we'll - um - but - l feel
though as If / shouldn't mention it, be-
sides all this, they do say" leered the
serpent in tantalizing tone.
"Whatp" calculated Eve, vigorously
inhaling the odor of the fruit, her face
radiant with expectancy.
''Why, woman who eats one of
those apples will have every iota of
curiosity she has ever experienced graf
flied"
my" gasped Eve, agape, shifting
the apple with ardor.
IL like you very much" went on the
adroit serpent in the plenttude of his
feelings, ''and don't mind telling you
secret-that is, if you promise never
to tell anyone"
II Il promise" gurgled Eve, with
soul-stirring attention.
'Do you know. them" whispered the
serpent, glancing cautiously around,
''that they say-mind. though, l won
tell who says this" broke of the be-
trayer of secrets.
"Yes. of course, know" gasped
Eve. do please 60 on; what do they
say?"
"Well, then, it is said Adam is eat
ing these same apples on the sly. and
not saying anything about it.
THE wretchr' cried Eve, shifting
the apple. and under cover slyly in
denting the pippin with her teeth.
Yes, condolingly assented the SER
pent. ''of course he is. And of course
you know the eating of this fruit brings
with it great creative intelligence.
Adam has an idea through its power,
of making another womanP"
HE does. does hep" muttered Eve,
her eyes emitting a cold CLEAN.
Yes, so 1t is reported among the
animals.
"Why-ah-um." suddenly cried the
serpent, upon consideration. "You had
better not eat any of these apples.
They may be good for the man but not
for the woman, you know. l never
thought of that. Because, Adam says
you must not, because" and the
snake sighed pityingly.
"Pooh!" shifted Eve.
Eyes, and, as was saying. he wan
ders about mumbling over his plans.
He seems to think you're jealous OF
monopolizing hin"
Does hep" sputtered Eve, taking q
vicious bite from the apple.
20. yes" glibly went on the relieved
tempter. HE thinks you haven't
much style, and that he could make a
better woman than you at any mo-
ment."
What smart young man that Adam
is getting to bel" Eve scornfully re-
marked, abstractly plucking another
apple and eating vehemently.
Very" asserted the serpent.
"But I'll fix him." she went on.
'I'h-Ill make another man; see if /
don't, and she gulped a mouthful.
IF Adam dreams he's going to sneak
about cutting up such didoes he's much
mistaken"
"Of course ne is" chimed in the
consoling serpent, in ecstacies at his
success.
mice woman he'd make" sneered
Eve. Anyone would think / was no.
body"
80 they would" chuckled the re-
sponsive snake.
What's that?" snapped eve. glar-
ing at the tempter with scintillating
eyes.
"Why-hem-ah--I beg your par
don," stammered the serpent. ''but
you just said--ah-that you were, he,
he. a-a-nobody-oh-and / mildly con-
Cured. he! he! But, ah--not meaning
you know"
WELL" interrupted Eve, holly, "Tll
Just thank you not to concur in what
I say. II I'm nobody, i don't need
every nasty, creeping, Shiny, dirty snake
in the country to tell me so. Who are
YOU, anyhow. to put your tongue SO
freely in another persons busnessP
Let me tell you, Mr.. Snake, that can
take care of myself. and don't you for
get it. III give You piece of my
mind that IL"
"B-b-but-" hastily interposed the
serpent, glancing hurriedly around al
his retreat.
"Now, don't but till you're wanted
to but. Come, you get out of this
you've been hanging around here long
enough with your sauce" And the
exasperated woman, picking up q
branch, made a vicious cut at the SER
pent; but that reptile, adroitly lodging
It, slid discreetly down the tree and dis
appeared in the underbrush.
"So!" calculated Eve, holding a
mouthful of apple, but oblivious to fla
vor and effect. $50 that husband OF
mine is going to make another woman,
Is he? / amt stylish enough for this
paragon of animals, hey?" jabbing the
fruit into her mouth. II don't fully
appreciate and sympathize with this
new, highfalutin', ethereal intellect,
don't Ip He's galavanting round eat.
ing apples on the sly. is hep va! And
telling me not to eat them-because-
o, the sweet. tender, careful man of q
brute! but I'll because him; I'll fling
that COMPOUNDED answer in his teeth
every time he questions me-" and she
ground her heels into the ground al
each sentence. I'm nobody, hey
nobody, ughr' she snorted. We'll
see who is going to rule this domain,
Mr.. Somebody. and I'll just begin
right away. I'll hide every blessed
one of these and keep them for my
own private eating, and so. Mr.. Sly.
boots. you'll miss your tid-bits, and
when you want to make your woman
you'll just have to call on-nobody.
I'll Just have a little, very, very lit
tie to say about things henceforth.' v
And saizin0 n huoa nalu leaf she eel