Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-18

Everybody happy.
Three cars of ore left HALEY to-
day for the East, and two cars of
lumber and one of merchandise were
received.
Tomorrow the TIMES will tell
about the nice scramble in town
and the practise at Van Ness place.
1t Is crowded out to-day.
r. H. Beemer, one of Ada countv's
officials, went out from Haley, o-day,
to catch "smart" young man. The
TIMES bets that "Old Missouri" gets
there.
Governor Murray has sent in his
resignation. Lamar, Secretary of the
Interior, telegraph for it. and was met
with the frank statement that it had
already been sent. Kentucky VS..
Mississippi. Pity for Cleveland!
The bohemian who runs the Ogden
department of the Salt Lake Tribune
says: "Capt. Ransford Smith returned
to Provo yesterday morning. His
train was late and an important cohah-
lation case had to be delayed until
he arrived" Capitalization means lv-
ing or dwelling together.
There was considerable rumpus in
HALEY family Tuesday night. Dishes
ratified for several hours and the beau
tiful names that the husband gave to
the wife were about stand off to wife's
words to husband. 1t was about
worthy of River street "Grasshopper"
with the addition that the ''grass-
hopper" don't play hypocrite.
The postotfice authorities of Eng
land have eq tipped number OF min
iature vans TO be worked by the ordi-
nary tricycle. mechanism. The tricy-
Gle vans are already found very eco
nomical and expeditions, both in col
Letting and distributing in suburban
districts, where the work is compare
lively light.-W estern Cyclist.
Don't try to possess the world.
Some others have small interest in it.
Be modest and content. Here is a
household song the mothers and
daughters of a light-hearted and
merry people sing:
Tu themes tortillas, frijoles.
You have tortillas, beans,
Tu themes un f. asc) meZ al,
You have flask of M, zeal,
Tu themes un bueno serape,
You have a fine cloak;
Que mas, Que mas quieres tn?
What more, what moro do you want?
Coffin Bros, having the sole agency
for Idaho for the Columbia, Ameri-
can, Challenge, Safety and Ideal bicy-
Giles, will lease or sell them on weekly
installments. Those who intend to
buy one can make arrangements at
once, and begin weekly payments
Coffin Bros. are also representatives
| FOR Idaho of the League of American
Wheelmen.
Bert Ravens, of Bullion, attended
the ball last night. Bert has won the
thanks of the ladies, not only because
he is good man in a mining camp
that promises and does what it prom
ises, but because he threw off his
"miner's suit" and acted floor mana
ger, to the relief and pleasure of all
That's right, Bert; do all you can to
make your nelghbor happy.
There will be meeting of the Anti
Chinese League in Haley TheateI
Saturday evening, the Goth instant
All who are willing to see dead beat
candidates boost themselves into fat
offices by acknowledgement" and cheap,
John tactics should attend. In the
meantime those who sincerely want
the Chinese to go can keep on as they
are doing now, to-wit: refuse to pat.
ronize or employ them, and "go" they
must, even before the final date set
The ladies are invited to attend Sat.
urday's meeting.
Remember the "Last Loaf, to-
morrow night, at Bellevue. Don't
forget it. Let US see some more
amateurs. Who is an amateur!
Go ask some trembling young man OF
woman, just about to step where pos
sible disaster may be met with The
TINES tells you, that in it's modern
acceptation, an "amateur" is a per.
son who is trying to learn, and is ex-
perimenting practically. Don't be toe
practical in your experiments.
An Inter- Ocean bohemian (the best
newspaper man in the world, by the
way) set adrift that "the girls who
vote in Washington Territory are
known as ballot-girls", and every
two-cent newspaper fool in the coun-
try has been stealing the paragraph
until half of them have called the
girls "ballet-girls'. Now, the women
in Washington don't go entirely in
sights, and the TIMES asks the good
mothers and daughters of the land tc