New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-07-27
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

dihorentates New York aud Boston: Inc new horkor
says Why didn't you let know that you came this
morning want to take you out to the Park, down TO
Coney Island, down TO Long Branch, to the thoatre
Now don't you make any engagements with any ono
else; you 20 out to tho house 70 dinner etc The
Boston says codly: Been here week. have you
Glad TO meet you-et me know II can do anything for
you Whom are you going away = etc. The one Is
warm tho her Is cold The welcome OF ono makes you
feel at ease and the other frgd and sad think 1t Is
the climate"
do you like mustache - be asked as he sat beside
her gazing the rising moon; AJAX because there are
I don't know" she replied innocently. whether
like or not never Ind ono on my Up ra.., than
be drew her closer Pnd there was sound 40 Dru
had ohrped. -lBoston Courier
There Ia q tree In Mexico called the oily cocoa It's
seed is almost entirely composed of fatty substance
which has sometimes been used in making soap.
quantity OF this seed recently shipped to Europe
and Stuttgart baker has successfully used the oil as
substitute for lard in making bread and cake The
seeds contain IL per cent more actual grease than
ordinary pork lard and be kept for months without
spelling There 10 said TO be q fortune awaiting the
man who will go down 10 Mexico and develop this
business.
Dauber the artist, has private grndee AGAINST
BondoIpper the banker Conyersing with friend Oh
I'd Ike 10 play him SONS trick that wOud make him
a perpetual object OF rldicue."
III tell you how you can DO IT,
" Paint his portrait That Will make MIN Squirm' -
A great many English people are finding out for the
first time that many charming spots IN ireland
which surpass in beauty some OF their own resorts
think asked By foreigner to take him to T,
the city wncnwOuld give him the greatest amount S %
Kansas CITY It Is within the easy recollection OF
nU do not sf BOAT G SSns me on the Missouri River
natural point OF departure for smlyraSt ana military
nont o1 the Missouri 1t is now city Of 100000 nhaO
tauts probably more; and az tine. mas growS AZ .ds
the largest PORK packing city IN the country,
Chicago sOne sarpHss ,S Tn,oa so many iosS IT,
doubt whether sLy other CITY, except SscsSo ana
| fDr. Lyman Abbott in Christian Union.
1oc,i s.eeovernment is an Outane.opt American
insttuton; but Mr.. Begg OF Edinburgh tells US
that sewer for back street in that city cannot be
built without getting bill through both houses OF
Parliament we cannot avoid thinking how many nice
little Jobs matched IN the Department OF Public WORKS
in this city would be spoiled they had to travel all the
way TO Warrington for inspection.
London has q female cabdriver. she expects to elope
with nice young man Of hne family.
eenator Evarts got OF sentence HIS oleomargsrne
speech containing 23 words between period and period
complete success TIL MI EVArts JoinA-lIne Boston
GLOBE.
Some OF the place hotekeepers are complain
ing that the weather is making poor season for
them But what particularly jolly season 1t 10 for the
folks who have TO stay In town.
There's one good thing about this fishery business 1t
10 promoting speed aud agility In tho American deet II
| the Canuck cruisers keep at their business little
longer every Yankee smack will be able to outsal the
crack yachts Of CoweS
When ron lett Washington matters favorable to
Dakota ~ asked friend OF onted represents,
i've who had spent the winter ct the Capital When
eit there Dak0a's interests were 10 most eKcelent
sbape' no replied. " feel much encouraged" what
was that enecursSsd YOU 90 much a,.%t S' 81
poker and left him just about broke o. tell you we
are 20 arding Dskotas interests AZ Washington very
| closely. ~ Estelline (Dak.) Bell.
It seems that there heavy drinkers 10 Phila"
dephia The TmSs Of that city says that one PhilH-
depha hotel has six who drink over sixty
i've whlakeys day each Another hotel has two Gus
toners who imbIts regularly eight quarts OF champagne
= day, ten or twelve who take over twenty whskeys
day. eight nine who grzze forty glasses OF beer after
| O'Clock each day. and one customer who regularly
! drinks Two bottles Of oognac q day
Suppose you're heard that they selling birds at
all the soda fountains says the man with the
| sag ,.,
What kind OF birds are they selling tberor
~6Wal0ws."
Then the man with the gag runs -lCucinnati Times
| star.
farmer near Saugerties, n. Y. has caught double
headed turtle with date 1853 plainly marked on lie
back Tue reptile vcracously with both mouths
| ~ once.
Washington newspaper correspondents are still won
dsrtug how THE NEwtYoRK TRIBUNE managed ~ secure
copy Of the treaty ist signed By Mr. Phelps ana the
| British Foreign AiniatsE-trhe Syracuse journal.