The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1886-12-08
BHiC-A-DRAC.

when man ana woman KISS each other,
a difrcrcut thing It's altogether.
Liberty is to have a flame, poor girl-So
glad!
\ labor of loyc-Drcssing to call on ones
best girl.
Bald heads arc not SO baily iiy.spcckcd
us they were.
Love. like n tear, arises in the eyes and
falls to the breast.
y. strike that is Il failure is nearly always
Il great misfortune.
1t takes two to make a bar.gain-thc Gus
toner ana the bar tender.
\ wise man takes the bandagc oil his
eyes and puts il over his mouth.
Pulmistry is the next craze. Take the
hand OF the nearest yong lady and study il.
soft soap is recommended as a remedy
foi cholera in both hogs and chickens.
Night keys, as Il rule, have their hardest
work To do in the morning.
Rev. =. Waltz is the giddy name of Il
baltimore clergyman.
You are not likely 10 find the cold
irHth iii the iccman'S bill.
Fred Archer, the English Jockey, lcat
everything but Death ON the Pale Horse"
y fashionable woman with Il natural
complexion is something Of It curiosity.
Fish is good brain food, but it docs seem
Il pity, in some cases, to waste so much fish
It's a physiological fact, it seems. ~tllattoo
little chin and too much check makes a bad
character.
An American lady'S idea of a ballet girl
IS AN open muslin umbrella, with Two
pink handles"
Now, then, said the dancing master
When he was setting his clock, an
hands around
When a young Woman returns from
Paris she generally has Il clothes call from
her female friends.
There is a crow at ChmlcvoiN. Mich.
that can talk.-Er. We doubt if he ever
speaks without cawS. though.
Christmas is drawing nearer and nearer
every day, ard the little folks are begin
ming to feel anxious about it.
The richest of men arc frequently not
worth a dollar; but it is when the tax a>
SCISSOR calls.
The man who addresses Il letter Thomas
l~UmpkinS, Esq, Jr., can hardly c~riticisc
the car conductor who says Mrs. Lady.
Japan boasts of Il singing fish. 1t has
musical scales, we presume. IcittN .Stfi-
l"gS. Caught on The harbor bar, probably.
| be a bad pcnmon ms The snn,, in% ,o,,n," .,o
continuullv tolkinmof biy .,in,rI}} J. / e., :"
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",,'E en- SlSNJh oi rs ha'it" eloquent
tx thr nrimirrs ne Siin ,ro'. Il T ,| pn; "a
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| NJ; i"n St S,"nh s"SS; - y rl"II loc? NOT
severe. Why not spank it?
,i.,a, m'H.t.' "a Sonlc p~I!'l'SHphcFN say con
th"n m," Uo,,S iom,G",cu Nun "''aV one mas
''o" potc''0 - "ANcF>aI.
g, nhiI,n,I,rn, '"a "oGHl ! l'Th 'iiuch liz,
,,anm,. y ,mn""ln =, :, C,'nC'tHs ne Nus give"
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Inc tobacco sheds of Connecticut wcrc
MrISo nrn ~ . ~ w. ,cct ,h iIacS, Ill" inns news
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SHE don't see why women Should not
N"S h,, -" ~ ~ H'ct' iic-
liz monIh0 ,L,, S"l"''''c' ms 10 Nccl
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AiiHnS lhc hHiurtd hcel books the
l%cNcth1ok ranks first. If ii is sufficiently
49," W. ~, , n,Iny " "n NC no "'!I'c"!'y IN select
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Nhcn " man introduces himself TO Il
porous plaster he must maize up his mind
crI,J"n!f '" ""'" ''o o'o'leF ac' Is coE
me ,poN VINO qUailS at the sight OF {;
n'"St"'I pi'A.Gr IS inc same lad that g"c,
C't,TTr%,I,iiS t"''n ~ UU,N'G Il nee nest with 4
wy c','" n"'''l'S'
II our ~ncighborS estimate Of Us wa,
Ni'I%I 10 " estimate OF ourselves, thcr,
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i.l!C mas no higher CNcmplihcatiOn OF
"iIiIu ana sublime faith than in seeing (;