The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-08-22
PASTIME.
A national sport-John L. Sullivan.


Without adversely a man hardly
knows whether ne is honest or not.-Rr.
A man must look up and be hopeful.
particularly when he Is trying TO drink
from jug.
The gourd, which came up IN a night,
withered in day; but the plants that
live long grow slowly.
Our worst weakness and meannesses
are usually committed for the people
whom We most despise.
At a temperance meeting in New
Hampshire the contribution box was re
jected because it was full.
Nothing will cure an aching heart the
fellows say, like an application of Vas
ssrlean.-N. Y. Journal.
II our neIgnboTs had as few faults as
ourselves what pleasant world this
would be 10 live in.-Boston Courier.
There Is a young lady in Burlington
so sensitive that she cannot see a rail-
road cut without feeling hurt herself
A wife should be like roast lamb-,en-
der, sweet, nicely dressed. plenty of fix
ing, but without sauce.-SL Louis
Chronicle.
A man has invented a machine which
u.
He ought 10 find ready sale for II in
Mexico. -Philadelphla CdH.
When YOU know thing. TO hold
that yop know It, and when you dOu,t
know thing, to own that YOU don't
WISDOM
Il is reported that the Germans have
been secretly training carrier pigeDns
in France for war purposes. They have
cnuSen a~curious bird. Game fowls
would be more suitable.
A university student, who is earning
his board at a big summer hotel, writ=s
nome for the permission 70 marry an
heiress. He says that he has been wait
ing upon her for some time.
Lucy Larcom has written a poem tn
tued Il Climb TO Rest" Lucy proba-
oily sleeps IN one of those old-fashioned
beds designed by our grandfathers TO
keep them out of reach of the Jim
jams.
A correspondent wants to know what
an earth current" is. An earth cur
face which q bicycler encounters when
he dismounts over the handle Of his ma
chine.
ton lies III the TACT that IL can change
its color. But in this respect we cannot
see how the chameleon pales the muta-
biliiy Of the average American politi-
cian.-PHek.
mo one would ever think Of calling
Rose Elizabeth Cleveland Rosie or Liz
zie," says the Detroit Free Press. Don't
| be so cure Of that. Are we correctly in
/ formed that Miss Cleveland has laid b
some SO, lately.
A young man who has a good deal OF
spare time on his hands, wishes 10 leSru
al something that VIII Keep him occlr-
ped. We can think of two things n hi
Ifr-getting married, and tipping over i
beehive.
Somebody has discovered that the
W. I'd lady once meant bread server.
/ This will be a terrible shock to.the
-foreladies" and "salesladies." and
may, perhaps, induce them TO consent
10 De called women.
Domestic life has peculiar trials. but
80 has every other condition OF this our
mortal probation. They who wear thin
shoes and step gingerly, feel the pebbles
~ the path. The firm tread of the stout
boot presses them into the earth.-Er.
Pride. III nature and want OF sens
ars the thr great sources OF III man
ners. Without some Of these defects
no man will behave himself i'll for want
of experience. or what. in the language
of fools, is called knowing the world
e.
Every congregation breaches louder
| by action in daily lie than the minister
can by words; aud often the preaching
OF the church six days in the week,
makes il impossible for men on the out
side 10 hear what the minister says on
the seventh.
Mrs. A - went into the kitchen one
morning aud informed Ellen that AIR.
Thompson, neighbor and prominent
resident, had committed suicide. Ellen
looked at her with an expression o!
mingled establishment and disgust, and
said: "0h-h-h, mum, has he? WId
who?"-E1.
Msud-"Mr. Allrouhd is sort Of uni.
verssl genius, isn't her" Mabe.-"Yes.
he IS exceedingly clever" Maud" He
is something Of lawyer and something
OF a musician. What is his profess
sion7'' Mabel Well, the lawyers call
/ him musician and the musicians call
him : lawyer. "-Rcnibler.