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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
A Suspicious Wife,

When the colonel reached home
the hour was late, or early, rather
The colonel's wife, who excuse,
none OF the foibles which men in
cuIcAte, met the colonel with freez
ing look. The colonel, who is nsn
ally skillful inventive, 'lost his
head" when he saw his wife's face
Wife-"What made you so late p
Colonel latter embarrassing hest
tation 81 was detained"
"What detained your
"Tell you what's fact. Yester-
day evening a funnel-shaped cloud
came along and blew me against q
wall-'gainst q wall-and the doc
tor worked five hours in trying to
bring me around all right"
"a funnel shaped cload?"
eyes"
care you sure it was clOud?"
"Course / am"
81 didn't know. I thought that
probably it was clearer than a
cloud. Oh, yes, see now. A nan
took the thing that looked like a
funnel, put the small end of it into
a bottle and poured something into
it. These funnel-shaped clouds are
very dangerous. They throw men
against walls and not unfrequently
throw them on the ground"
'There you go. Most suspicious
woman l ever saw. Got no sympa-
thy; man works himself to death
and woman suspects him. Never
saw the like in my life. Haven't
taken drink in three weeks. New
er saw the like in my life. Nobody
to sympathize with me. Used to
think you cared something for me.
Now l know you don't. Never saw
the like in my life. Haven't taken
q drink in three weeks
81 didn't say that you had been
drinking"
mo, but you might as well. Keep
limiting around. Never saw the like
in my life. Nobody to sympathize
with me. Used to think that you
cared something for me but now /
know you don't"
eff you haven't been drinking
anything why is it that you are SO
"Who's so drunkr"
"You are"
"There you go. Never saw the
like in my life. No use for q man
to try to do anything when his wife
is against him. Well, 1 must go to
bed now. Never saw the like in my
life. "-Arkansaw Traveller.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
America Ahead. -PecuIfar
characteristics Of Ameri-
cans The Evils and How
Restored.


In this age of hustle and hurry, an age
devoted to great projects and enterprises,
the American people are taking the lead
in the furtherance of noble works, and in
the advancement of the sciences and arts.
In these they deserve to take a high rank,
and through the united works of millions,
the American continent is fast being
transformed from its untamed state and
being placed on an equality with the older
continents beyond the ocean. The Amer.
lean people are fast, under these influences,
developing into a nervous, energetic race,
remarkable for its vim and business quail.
fications; yet there is danger that in the
course of years these very elements may
combine to the ruination of the physical
character of the people, and leave them
feeble and altogether different from their
forefathers. General debility is now much
more common than formerly, and seems
to be on the increase among the masses.
Many remedies have been extensively
advertised for this widespread complaint,
but none of these have been so successful
or met with such general favor as the
remedy manufactured by DR.. S. B. Hart
man, and named by him PERUNA.
Mr.. S. S. Goudy, of Massillon, Stark
county, Ohio, writes That ne has been
troubled with general debility and dyspep-
STA for several years that he was induced
to try PERUNA for his complaints, and
that after using three bottles OF the medi-
cine he was greatly relieved. 1t braced
him right up and gave him energy, and
restored him to his youthful vigor. He
ascribes his cure to PERUNA, and says i
Is wonderful remedy.
Adolph Bal<haus s. Co., Springfield, o.,
writes " We are having a good sale for
PERUNA. 1t sells as well as any medicine
we have, and gives the very best satisfac-
ton"
Mrs. G. w. Medium, Newtonville,
Clermont County, Ohio, says: al have
been a great sufferer for the last six or
seven years, with general debility and
change of life. l was very much reduced.
Ihave taken four bottles of PERUNA, which
has restored me to perfect health and
strength. We think PERUNA a safe and
grand medicine"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

An invention, which, it is claim
en- by gas engineers, will revolu-
tionize the present system of gas
lighting has just been perfected by
DIR. Auer in the chemical laborato-
~ of the Vienna University. Briefly
described, the invention may be
said to consist in rendering a co..
ton wick incombustible by impreg-
mating it with a metallic liquid.
Thus treated the wick, instead OF
burning, merely glows, emitting a
radiance not unlike that of the cleo
trio light. The whole process be-
ing very simple; the greatest advan-
tage Of The invention is that it may
be applied to any gas burner.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

In your treating with Christ, be.
ware of all secret reserves that will
spoil the treaty between Christ and
you. Be honest with Christ, and
say not of any sin, "The Lord be
merciful to me il this" and be
sure ,the;e is no secret purpose or
reserve in thy heart for retreat in
time of danger; but embark myself
with Christ for storms and tempest,
troubles and Affections, as well as
peace and prosperity. Christ be-
slows himself wholly upon you, and
he expects the same from you. Give
up all, or you will receive nothing
from him.-John Flavel.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
Suffering Women!
Read What the Great MethO-
dist Divine and Eminent
Physician Says of
BFadfGld'S Female Regulator!

ATLANTA, GA, Feb. 90, 1854.
DIR. J. BRADFlELD: Dear Sir-Some Is
years ago l examined the recipe of Female
Regulator and carefully studied authorities
in regard to its components and then las
well as now pronounce it the most scien-
tifc and skillful combination of the really
reliable remedial vegetable agents known to
science, to act directly on the womb and
uterine organs, and the organs and parts
sympsthixing directly with these; and,
therefore. providing a specific remedy for
all diseases of the womb and of the adjacent
organs and parts. Yours truly,
JESSE BORING, NJ. D., DID.
Brsdfeld's Female Regulator is only in
tended for diseases peculiar to women and
for these is SPECIFIC.
Sold by all druggists. Send for our trea-
tise on the Health and Happiness O Woman,
mailed free, which gives all particulars.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Hot alum water is the best insect
destroyer known. Put the alum in
to hot water and let it boil until it
is all dissolved; then. apply the So
luton hot with a brush to all
cracks, bedsteads and other places
where insects are found. Ants, bed
bugs, reaches and creeping things
are killed by it, while there is no
danger of poisoning the family or
iniuring property,
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

The attitude of the New York
courts towards the boycotters may
serve as halt to the further growth
of this i'll weed. The boycott ie an
imported luxury which We can do
without, and upon the importation
of which a prohibitory tariff should
have been put at the start.-Iron.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Do not plant the stumps of cab
bage TO grow seed from. You may
thereby get cabbage seed that costs
nothing, but like most other things
got without expense. With crop
req uiring so much labor as cabbage
poor seed is a costly damage. The
best seedsmen are particular to Sc
lect the choicest heads and leave
them on the row when CROWN
seed.-ChIcago Standard.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

During a visit to the seaside, Sa-
rah Bernhardt saw a madwoman
daily casting pieces of bread upon
the waves. The poor creature ex-
planned that she was feeding the
fishes so they would not in their
hunger devour the body of her son.
who had been drowned at sea. The
actress made note of the case, and
has now illustrated it in q marble
group.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

An eminent judge of the United
States supreme court has said:
"Where there is no christian Sab
bath there is no christian morality
and without this free government
cannot long be maintained DIR.
Schaf says the only three secure
pillars upon which a national su-
perstructure can be built, are Gt DIS
book, Gods day and Gods
church. Words worthy to be en-
graved and hung in every home.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

A little Moslem child accounted
for her preference for the christian
religion by saying, 81 like your
Jesus because he loves little girls.
Our Mohammed did not love little
girls" With unerring instinct she
had seized upon at least one OF the
great differences between the two
religions.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

No grace is more necessary to
the christian worker than fidelity;
the humble grace that marches on
in sunshine and storm, when no
banners are waving, and there is no
music to cheer the weary feet.-S.
] Nichols,
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Religion is the tie that connects
man with his Creator and holds
him to his throne. If that tie is
sundered or broken, he floats away
q worthless atom in the universe
its popular attractions all gone, its
destiny thwarted, and its whole
future nothing but darkness, desc
lation and death.-Danlel Webster.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Man needs some higher aid than
he can get from his intentions, his
aspirations, or from the luniver-
sal human conscience. He who
would "abide" in truth, strength,
and purity, must find the secret
springs of these in the Most High.
George Gordon.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Double the worlds pleasures and
"thank you" is often forgotten, but
attempt q division of your SORROWS
with it, aud the world will get hot
in second-make q fool of itself
and you too.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

1t is rare thing that steamer
arrives from the Isthmus of Panama
without bringing some witness to
extravaganza and incapacity in
digging the canal. One of the lat
est is A. P. Smith, formerly ofSa-
lem, Mass, who says that he has
walked over the whole course of
ffty-four miles. The portion Of the
canal completed is upon the east
ern side, and is eleven miles in ex
tent, through level country main
ly of clay formation. Here is a
specimen of the work done in Mr..
Smiths words: "One of the many
stupid expedients which the canal
company have adopted for
holding the mud was to put up an
ordinary wooden fence, fastened
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

"What is sweeter than to have a
friend you can trustY' asks the
poet. ITO have a friend that will
trust you" replied the editor.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
The Mirror

is no hatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter tale3
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

1t is observed that the marriage
bic girl of the period talks no Sc
because it is the language of the
groom.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

A base ball player in New Jersey
is named Spuyder. He ought to be
a good man for the Outfield where
most of the flies 60.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

st. Peters Cathedral, just fin
ished at Mascow, has five cupolas,
and go pounds of gold were used
in OVERLAPPING them.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

A ship is often saved by its an
Choir, but often men are lost by
their rancor.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

cit is really very odd, my dear"
said an old lady, one very hot day,
to friend. Il can't bear the heat
in summer and in winter I love it"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Strawberry boxes probably need
NO cover because the bottom is so
near the top.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
Pa T FN

Obtained. and all PATRNT BUSINESS
attended b for MODERATE fEE
Our office Is opposite Tho U g. Patsc OMco
aud We can obtain Patents in lossiiilnc than
those remoto from WASHINGTON.
send MODEL OR DRAWN G. We ad viee
% 10 pateutabiity free OF charge; on WB
MAKE NO CHARGE UNLESS PATENT
is SECURED
We refer, here. 10 tho Postmaster, tho
SRpt. Of the Money order Div, and TO OIL
Gals Of the y. r. Patent Office. For Circu-
lar, advlco, terms and references 20 actual
clients in your own State or 0unty, q rite to
&. q. SEN " a. CO.,
Opposite Patent Ofiicc, NashinRtsn, y. G
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

The trade journals report an in
creased movement in boots and
shoes. That's what makes so many
corns.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

As an inducement to young men.
it may be said that q good vile is
never a miss.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

"Red Cloud" the Indian warrior,
contemples visiting Washington.
He wants silver lining possibly.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Akron, O., is a sort of heaven on
earth. Fifty-seven million matches
are made there in one day.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

"Doctor, what is the best materi-
al for bathing suit?' ga besr
skim"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

81 mean no reflection" as the
headlight said when it went out.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

A donkey is probably fond OF AL
pine solitude because he's a noun
taln-ear.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

sBuffaloes are bred in Kansas"
it is said. They are meat else
where.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
Select the girl.

Oelect the girl.
Agree with the girls father in
politics and the mother in religion.
If you have q rival keep an eye
on him; if he is widower keep two
eyes on him.
Don't put much sweet stuff on
paper. If you do you will hear it
read in after years, when your wife
has some especial purpose in infict-
ing upon you the severest punish
ment known to q maan.
Go home at a reasonable hour in
the evening. Don't wait until the
girl has to throw her whole soul in
TO a yawn that she can't cover with
both hands. A little thing like that
might cause a coldness at the very
beginning OF the game.
If, on the occasion of your first
call, the girl upon whom you have
placed your young affections looks
like an iceberg and acts like cold
wave, take your leave early and
stay away. Woman in her hours of
freeze Is uncertain, coy, and hard
to please.
In cold weather finish saying
goodnight in the house. Don't
stretch it all the front gate snd
thus lay the foundation for future
asthma, bronchitis, neuralgia and
chronic catarrh to help you wor-
~ the girl to death, after she has
married you.
If you sit down on some molas-
ses candy that little Willie has left
on the chair, while wearing your
new summer trousers for the first
time, smile sweetly and remark that
you don't mind sitting down on
molasses candy at all, and that
"boys will be boys" Reserve your
true feeling for future reference.
1t is well to be ''liberal," but We
must not give away the foundation.
1t is we'll TO be "broad," but VI
must beware of subtle devices for
getting to heaven by some other
way than the meditation of Jesus
Christ. Whatever else we may
find in the bible, we can never find
it saying that there is any other
way to be saved. Remember the
four "onlys": The bible only; Je.
sus only; the holy spirit. the only
fountain of holiness; faith the only
condition of justification. On the
cover Of Longfellow's fine edition OF
his divine passion there is Greek
cross, on the four arms of which
are the words Rex, Lex, Dux, Lux
Jesus being the center to VIII ich
they all converge and apply. So,
on our hearts, let him be written as
our only King, our only law, our
only guide. our only.-PIerson.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Pain will frequently transform a
child into a groan person.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

A prominent authority on the
subject regards most dream repre-
sensations as really representations,
since they emanate from sensorial
impressions, which though weak,
continue during sleep. An incon-
venient position during sleep causes
The representation of work, perilous
ascent of a mountain, etc. A slight
intercostal pain becomes the point
of an enemy's dagger or the bite of
enraged dog. Difficulty in respira-
ton is fearful agony caused by
nightmare seeming to be a weight
rolled upon the chest, or q horrible
monster which threatens to stifie
the sleeper. An involuntary extern
sion of the foot is a fall from the
dizzy height of q tower. Flying is
suggested by the rhythmic move
ment of respiration.-Herald.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

aNHPnye Sarsaparillai Is medicine that,
AIEn - during nearly 40 years, In all
parts of the world, has proved its eff
cacy as the best blood Alternative known
to medical science.
SARSAPARILLA tSe et roos Of the
genuine Honduras Sarsaparilla) Is its
base, and its powers are enhanced by
the extracts Of Yellow Dock and Still
lingia, the Iodides of Potassium and
Iron, and other potent ingredients.
10 your blood yitiated by arrangements
10 Of the digestive and assimilatory func-
tionsl is 1t tainted by ScrofulaT or
does it contain the poison Of Mercury
or Contagious Disease?
TIE leading physicians of the United
IHE States, who know the composition
of AYERS SARSAPARILLA, say that
nothing else so good for the purifca-
ton Of the blood is within the range OF
pharmacy.
nAiI " by the use Of this remedy Is It
UNEI possible for a person who has
corrupted blood to attain sound health
and prevent transmission of the de-
structive faint to posterity.
THOROUGHLY OF tSe sy TsnD' mHst
include not only the removal of cor
ruption from the blood, but its enrich
ment and the strengthening OF the
vital organs.
hELIAbLE world, testify that this
workisbetter accomplished by Ayers
SARsAPARILLA than by any other
remedy.
M 0n0 that is corrupted through dis
0EUOD ease is made pure, and blood
weakened through diminutiOn of the
red corpuscles Is made strong, by
AYERS SARsAPARILLA.
nsTaHrNEIAIrN the blood and building
HUntf 1INU up the system require
time In serious cases, but benefit VIII
be derived from the use of AYERS
SARsAPARILLA more speedily than
from anything else.
nsrn1aIHIr for which like effects are
lMEDIOlNE falsely claimed, Is album
dant in the market, under many names;
but the only preparation that has stood
the test of time, and proved worthy OF
the worlds confidence, Is
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
Ayers SarsaparTMa,

PREPARED BY
Or. }. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass
Sold by all Druggists: Price 81;
Six bottles for s..
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
AYEE'S
Cherry Poot0gal

l. not new claimant p r~f -r r-s1-
denre, bus u medicine S .u.i f. fa-l.T
saving the lives of ti' is.ri g.H.Ir.i,t
Vho have come iIO b.i.;.f i...-s b. N.s
first offered 20 ilio l-rhir.
There Is upt 20 iou-i !.l'd in t'li..i tfts
Invaluable remedy has out. boon i'-
trodrrcd where i4 Cs iH ever been
abandoned, aud .h,.s is r5t 81 lc~on
who hHs Cfar ;itrI d . lrIcr triI
for any throat CT iurs III a.a 90 ,,cr-
tblr of cure, who has not boon mad8
well by s..
AYER'S CHERRY PECTORAi. ha7.
IN uumbcrlcss instances, cured Obs .H,lic
cases Of chronic HrOuchiti1. La.5ug gifts,
and even acute Pneumonia. ni llas
saved many patients in The earlier Stages
Of Pulmonary CoEsIt.p tiCu. n g.
medicine that only requires - b-la'.fu in
small doses, Is pleasant 20 tllc tatc, and IS
needed IN every house where there gr0
children, rs there IL nothing 90 good ~
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL for trcnt-
mcnt Of Group and WhOoping Cough.
These are all plain facts, which can DO
verified by anybody, and should ba re-
membered by everybody.
Ayers Cherry PeCtOral,
PREPARED ny
DR.. ]. G. Aver s. Co, Lowell. Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12
THE DAILY STAR.

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IAN attractive FORM Its special correspondence
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ThesFinancial and Market Reviews are unusually
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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

Five Gold and TWO Silver Medals,
awarded in 1885 at the Expoaltions Of
New Orleans and Louisville, and the In
ventions Exposition of London.
The superiority of Coraline over horn
or whalebone has now been demonstrated
by over five years experience. IL is more
durable, more pliable, more comfortable,
and neUcr 6reOks.
Avoid cheap limitations made Of various
kinds Of cord. None are genuine unless
cdr. WARNER's CoRALINR" is printed
on inside of steel cover.
FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING MERCHANTS.
WARNER BROTHERS,
$50 Broadway, New York City.
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Be just, but trust not every one.
Be timely wise rather than wise
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-08-12

a.
Of Confidence.

aurn,c Sarsaparilla Is medicine that,
AIEn - during nearly 40 years, In all
parts of the world, has proved its eff
cacy as the best blood alternative known
IN medical science.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-08-05
TO PAWSON PARK.
The Excursion of Harmony Division
Sons of Temperance, Yesterday.

The EXcursfon of Harmony Division,
Sons of Temperance, Yesterday.
Harmony division, Sons of Temperance,
and their friends to the number of about
two hundred went to Pawson Park yester-
day. The party was to go by the barge
Juno, but not being a large one the
propeller Magnolia was of sufficient capacity.
About six hours were spent at the park, the
excursionists enjoying the boating, bathing
swimming, roller skating and the other at
fractions offered. The really attractive
amusement was the base ball game by gen
tlemen who had never played or had not in a
number of years, and only one inning was
played, which showed score of nine runs to
each nine players, and dinner being ready,
the umpire absent and neither side being
able to crow over the other, the game was
closed. c. E. Hart captained one nine and
E. L. Linsley the other. Among those pres
ent were A. A. Baldwin, grand worthy pa
triarch, and daughter of Milford, E. L. Lius-
ley and wife of North Haven, G. E. Hart, A.
b. Morse and wife, WV. johnson and wife,
G. L. Ayres and wife, Miss Lille Coburn,
Miss Hattie Farnham, Miss Lille Way, DIR.
George Peterson and family, c. A. Baldwin,
A w Weld and daughter, Russell Rounds
and wife.