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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Carl LimburgeY on Deck Again.

Our reporter encountered "Lim-
burger" this morning to whom he pro-
pounded the following inquiry: "Oarl,
what is your opinion of the citizens
league?" He responded, swat ees my
binion oof ter sittysens' leek, eh?. Well,
oof it will pc oof any ackound to have ter
views oof a Cherman voder. dax bayer
und supsdandial resilient .oof ter city
ubon SO Grade q Subject, ten l obens vide
my dongue und sbeaks oud ride away
pntty quick alretty after vile. Don'd
We got dwo or dree political bardies-
timokrats, ripoepllkans und ,muckvooms
und aind ve got dem churches Cor
Roman Katolicks, ter Cherman Kato-'
licks, ter Irish Katolicks, und ter church
plldens for ter Paptists, ter Konkerga-
%tIoners, Meterdis, ter PiskerpeIikans und
ter Afrikan mixers. Don'd We alretty got
cbudges, chustice oof biece, bolicemens
uud kounsdables all rakin in coot bay
to inforce der laws? Again., elretty,
don'd We got tozens oof loyers vorkin
like ftin koks to fill ter ohails und beni-
dendiary NIT der CLIENTS; upd don'd We
got preachers undii We cant rest to lay
town ter gospil scriptures? Veil, Ply
Chimney Moses, oof We got all
dem institutions to work drain
ing oop ter rising che%nerchions
vot fer tuyvel We goin' to do NIT ter sit
tysen's leek? Berhaps they might 40
arount to der Chiny wash house und run
oud der kids, dake dem home und der
fiddle peds in butts dem. Auber der ba.
rents don'd pring tenn up ter strate
und crooket way to walk in, ten dem
should der chob drow oop. Der sitty-
sens leek is a nicker in ter wood pile to
make political kapidal for dem wire bull
ling mares und city dads altermans vat
travis feefty %tollars cherry year for dram
sacting der city pissness. Don'd We got
a quiet, beaceaple city like Chicago und
Skotlant, eh? Veil IN dot case vot fol
We want mid der eittysen's leek? 1t vas
all bcbby-kok ain'd il 2"
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
semi-LocaI Clippings.

Mitchell Republican,: Yankton's
fire department., backed by the artesisn
system, is the most effective in the
territory. Twice in the last two weeks
it has been called out in the dead of
night, and has drowned out fires in tif-
teen minutes, that had gotten consider
able Roadway.
Plankinton special, Gath: Chief JUS
tice Bartlett Trip yesterday adjourned
the most interesting term of court yet
held in our county. During his session
of one week forty-seven civil cases
and upwards OF twenty criminal cases
were disposed of. The judge worked
continuously, held evening sessions and
made no lengthy ad]onrnments, in fact
transacted twice the usual amount of
business. and at times had three %inries
at work on civil cases. His rulings
and instructions to the different iuries
were without shadow of bias, and gave
general satisfaction to all attorneys and
parties interested. The Judge left On
the evening train for Chamberlain,
where he will hold q term, and after
finishing there will next hold terms in
Sanborn and Jerauld counties,
Scotland Citizen: Mrs. S. l.. SPHINX
passed through Scotland Tuesday on her
way to Bon Homme, where she has been
engaged as instructor for the youthful
members Of Commissioner Cooley's
family....H. B. Wynn has enlarged his
hardware business at Yankton, and will
hereafter devote a large portion OF his
attention to the wholesale trade. lie
was in Scotland Saturday taking orders
and met with encouraging success....
r. T. Hoyt has received tbs major part
of his stock of fancy groceries and fruits
and is now prepared to supply Scot
lands demand for choice gooda. His
| %storeroom, Jassmann's former meat
market, has been refitted for the stock
......At the recent ice palace carnival in
st. Paul, Alex. McKinzle was dubbed
Knight of the Slope" Wonder il this
distinction was conferred upon him in
honor of his slope through Yankton at
the time of the organization of the cap
ital commission ......The fair grounds
and all the improvements thereon, o.
the Southeastern Dakota industrial
association, located at Yankton, will bs
sold on the Goth of next month by thu
sheriff to satisfy q mortgage of $3,40O
What has become of the enterprise AM
public spirit of the Oldest city in th,
territory? Such q proceeding looks bad
So. Yankton had another narrow escap
from a destructive fire Monday morning
At an early hour the repair shop in th
rear of Duffack's shoe store was dis
covered to be on fire. The alarm wa
sounded and within three minutes tw
streams of water were playing on til
flames, and ten minutes later the fiji
was extinguished. The loss, principal
by smoke and water, was $4,000 cover
. by insurance. Within the past tv
> weeks the simple waterworks of thu
city have preserved $75, 600 worth
property; still many doubt their efic
Q eacy.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
a new lot of Ladies Kid Gloves
in Tan and opera shades, at
COX, ODIORNE 81 CO.'S
4Ae Art.

john Lang, Yankton's artistic painter
and decorator, has associated with him
his brother, G. a. Lang, of Minneapolis,
and the business will be hereafter con.
Quoted under the firm name of Lang
Brothers. The new member OF the firm
has had long experience in artistic work.
Specialties will be made of fine exterior
work and internal aiorIment. The
newest and the best designs are ut their
command and they guarantee faultless
execution of all work.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
NOTICE.

Farm and FarA Stock for Sale.
L have on my farm south of Fargo, ID
Clay county, Dakota, cattle of all ages,
and horses and farm implements for sale
for cash or on time against good secu-
rity. I will also rent my farm for cash
or sell it.
For further particulars apply at my
residence. PEDER s. SMITH.
Lincoln, Clay Co., Feb, II, 1886.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
daily gresa anil 9akotaian
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY %. 1885.
RAHAHoaD TINE TABLE.


CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE Il ST. PAUL RAILRoAD
The east bound passenger train leaves at BIC
q. IA, each day, except sunday.
The passenger tram from the east arrives at
7:45 each day, except Sunday.
The west bound srnin lmlxedl leaves at 8 80
each day, except SUI day.
The train from the west [mixodl arrives at
8 p. m. each day, except Sunday.
The accommodation train leaves for the cast
at 49, q, m. and arrives from the east at ] AS D..
M. each day, except Sunday.
CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILROAD.
The east bound passenger train leaves at 6 a.
IA. each day. except sunday.
The passenger train from the east arrives at
1e:l0 p. m. each day, except Sunday.
accommodation trains leave for the east
each day, except und at $50 a. m and / 40
p. Ii. and arrive from thA east each day, except
Sunday, at 1880 p. m. and S:s5 p. m.
Yankton Postofice Hours and Regulations.
The postofioe is opened each day Sundays
excepted) at 500 .. m.
The delivery windows close at $500 p. IA.
The meney order, postal note and registry de-
On Sundays the delivery windows are kept
open from s:45 to 10:45 a. Ia. The lobby of the
office is open all day Sundays for the accom-
modstion of persons renting lock boxes.
Mails going east via O.. Nj. d st. +. h. b.,
close at 40 a. M, Sundays excepted.
Mails going west and north via the Chicago,
Milwaukee, u st. Paul railroad close at 500 p.
m, Sundays excepted.
Stage mails close at 7:oO p. M, except the
st. Helena and Darlington mail. which closes
at l p. m.
The eastern mail, via the G., NJ. q st. P. b. B.,
arrives at sos p. m.
L. d. PALMER. P. M.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
uysters! oysters! oyster.

oysters! oysters! oysters!
l am still handling oysters in cans
and bulk, L have q new brand direct
from Baltimore in bulk selects, the finest
in the market. Try them once. Owing
to the blockades [ have been unable to
get them regular or as good, but hope
hereafter to keep them continually. l
also have plenty of fresh smelts,
mackerel, founders, Holsters and lake
fish. | respectfully solicit your patron
age. M. Z. BOWLING,
City Fish Market,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

I'll. G.. CLARK 81 CO., are still
receiving Watches, Jewelry and
Silver. Goods of all the latest
designs, at their Jewelry store on
Third Street, Tankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Real Estate for sale.

Three lots in east one-half of block So,
$500 each.
Southwest corner, block Sc, 5ox1s2,
$125.
Southwest corner, block SO, 5ox132.
$3.50.
One lot On Douglas avenue. block s
Sl25. j. r. HANSON,
Dakota Real Estate Agency.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Notice.

Western Union Telegraph Office,
Yankton, Feb. 25, 1SS6-From this date
all messages must be prepaid, as I have
no n to collect or clerk to keep
accounts. E. PEEL.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Money to Loan On rarm prop
erty on the most favorable
terms In the market and with the
promptest dispatch.
MCKINNEY 81 SCOUGAL.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Wanted-A girl to do general house
work. Good wages to competent per-
SOD. Inquire ct George Browns, 4th
street, Yankton, Dakota.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
S.usaeet sausage

Bauer & Co. have on hand q full line
of fresh sausages of all kinds. Give
them a call.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

While 1 cannot deliver water at fifty
cents a load, yet / will deliver water as
cheap as any one. ID. MCCULbY.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Dry Wood for s.

Wood delivered by the load st S4.25
per cord. Apply to J. j. FELBER,
Southwest corner of Third and Pearl sits.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Only a Alive.

There are hosts of men and women who. to
coin a phrase, are only half alive. That
is to say, they have seldom if ever any appetite
are nervous, weak, fidgctty and troubled by
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
waterl wster.i

l will put river water into cisterns or
any thing else, at fifty cents Per load.
GEORGE MURPHY, Waterman.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Cash APPLES,

Five hundred bushels of apples for
sale at $1.00 per bushel, every apple
warranted sound. H. w. PIKE.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Money to loan on real state or chatte
security. e. Ell. VAN ANTWERP,
Abstract Office.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Meate, head cheese and fine family
lard, at BAUER & Co.'s broadway sausage
house.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Buy your groceries from Tom
Marshall. He makes the low prices,
3rd street and Capitol street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Miscellaneous.

MJANTED-LADIEs to work for We ut
w their own homes. 81 to $40 per week
can be qnietly made. No photo. painting no
canvassing. For full particulars, please sd-
dress, at once, Crescent Art Company, Boston
Mass, Box b170.
r EGAL BLANK CATALOGUE FOR ISSS
- The Press and Dakotaian Legal Flank
sS ssa ! ttSo !, for an 1855 aad i now v ready sa d9T delivery.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Elegant Ofhces,
Newly retitted in artistic style, for
rent in Dudley's block. corner of Third
aud Donglas.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Hams and Shoulders,
of the finest, at BAUER & Co.'S
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

Letting down the pricesssat Tom
Marshall's popular Grocery Houses Srd
street and Capitol strset.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Wants..

A NY .perssn desiring Unitarian, or other
a rational religion. literature, will be sup
pliec free of charge, by addressing
Mrs. A.. B. sHAEFER,
Sioux City. Iowa.
an Correspondents solicited.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
Yankton College.

EOURTH YEAR BEGINS sEPTEMBER
II 2, a. II. 1885. Collie iate, Scientific
and English Courses. Preparatory depart
ment. Instrumental and vocal music. Paint
us and Drawing. Expenses low.
JOSEPH WARD, President.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

EOR SALE-Four hundred acres Of land,
\ improved, ten miles from Yankton, on Clay
half; good well and spring. For terms apply
to nj. A, BAKER, Yankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26
NOTICES.

,OST-Aboat one month ago, at the Com.
- mercial House, Yaakton, 1 package of
containing a railroad ticket from St.
Paul to Missoula, Montana. via the N. r. 4. h.
The finder will receive q suitable reward by
leaving it with the proprietor of the CONNER
ciai, or with the owner. at the hotel.
MRS. HICKS.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Three span of work
korses ranging from three to nine years old
ono Tyler d Hissen spring wager, nearly new,
double spring seats. one Davenport nuiky plow.
used but little. l will sell or exchange this
property at reasonEb BILE figures for cattle old or
young. Having lost 100 hogs / must get cattle
to feed my corn to. G. Z BROOKS.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

WANTED-TWo GIRLS. Apply to e. j.
w Porter & Co., grocery, Capital street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-02-26

MI UST BE SOLD-I80 acres one and q half
AxA miles southeast of Gayvillc. Iflce eS5e.
J. p. HAYWARD, Real Estate Headquarters,
Bunker's block.
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In n Paris GambIine House.

The croupier, the cashier, the servants
who, with silent step and highly respect
full demeanor, approach in their sumptu-
ous iveries to supply cards, counters or
any other accessories in the worship of
Fortune, now arrive. The gas is lighted,
q bogus bank is started by some of the
small hahitues, who are allowed to play
with B franc chips until serious bank
is opened, and they have not long to
wait.
The confirmed gambler gulps his cup
Of Moca and with his cigarette between
his lips wanders as if he had never seen
the game before to his place at the green
table. Very often he holds to one par
ticular seat, especially if he is feticheur
OF believer in fetiches. Fhen he is mis-
erable for the whole night if he does not
get his usual seat and curses under his
breath the usurper who has supplanted
him and the luck that is not his.
The feticheur has a thousand super
stitions. He will wander for hours
through the Quarter st. Antoine in
hopes of touching three humpbacks ON
the shoulder. He viii study the num-
bers at the moFgue and calculate insane
sequences on the strength of them. He
will borrow cat's-eyes, moonstones, bits
of a suicides rope, old coins, anything
which history, legend or incredulity has
consecrated as lucky, Indeed, he has
been known to induce friend to make
love to his wife in order to verify the
proverb that those unlucky in love must
invariably prove lucky at cards.-New
York Journal.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-10-07
Ludwig,s .Private Circus Performanee.


Among the follies of Bavaria's late
king not generally known was the erec-
ton of circus on the first floor of the
royal palace at Munich. The ceiling was
made to initiate the skies at night time,
with the moon and stars, lit up from be-
hind by electric lights. On the walls
were a series of frescoes, representing
various country scenes, including an
Italian capanna, French auberge, and
Swiss chalet. The monarch and his
guests, twenty in number, first went to
the theatre. They then returned to the
palace and supped. About in the morn
ing the king ordered his faYorite charger,
and mounting invited his friends to fol-
low him. Their horses were brought up,
and as soon as they were all in the sad
lie, his majesty rode off into the circus.
The royal party galoped round the ring
several times. The king stopped, de-
scended, and tapped at the door of the
sapanna,
Suddenly the door opened as if by
magic, ana crowd of persons emerged
from it. They were dressed in the differ
snt country costumes of Italy, and bore
baskets of fruit, cakes, and wine, of
which the guests partook. During the
repast an invisible choir sang Italian
airs, accompanied by q brass band. His
majesty again mounted his charger, and
followed by his friends, rode round the
CIRCUS once more. He now knocked at
the door of the auberge, and French
peasants came out with more wine and
satables, which the poor guests, already
surfeited, were bound to consume rather
than offend their eccentric host. The
musicians here executed favorite French
songs. The same performance was gone
through at the chalet, and then the king,
at 5;90 in the morning, abruptly with
drew, leaving his companions more dead
than aliye-PalI Mall Gazette
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-10-07
Muk pIisobiovous aq a Drinlr.

Milk is generally considered a pc
culiarly nutritive fluid-indeed, a per-
feet food--and therefore suitable for
persons of all ages when it agrees with
their stomachs; yet no less an authority
than Sir Henry Thompson states that
"for us, who have long ago achieved our
full growth and can thrive on solid food,
it is altogether superhuous, and mostly
mischievous us drink He also says
that the primary object in drinking is to
satisfy thirst, and that water is moro
powerful to this end when employed
free from admixture with any solid ma
terial. Chocolate, thick cocoa, or even
milk, are therefore not 30 efficacious in
allaying thirst as water. "So plentiful is
nutriment," he adds, THAT the very last
place where we should seek that quality
is in drink which accompanies the ordi-
nary meal" In this respect, at any rate,
Sir Henry Thompson is at one with the
vegetarians. All the Year Round.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1886-10-07
causes of Cramps while swimming.

Bather's cramp is made the sub
ject of an article in The Popular Science
News. The conclusion is reached that,
although the intimate nature of muscu-
lar cramps and the precise mode in which
they are established are still unknown,
sufficient data on the subject enable US
to recognize the chief conditions of their
causation, which are as follows: A Pc
culiar individual susceptibility, the shock
of cold applied to the general surface OF
the body; prolonged muscular exertion,
especially in the direction of the ex-
tremities. The disorder is very apt to
rise in persons of irritable temperament,
attacks persons of middle age oftener
than the young, men oftener than
women, and the robust oftener than the
weakly, and occurs oftener in hot clim-
ates than in cold. It's most powerful
and ayoidable cause is the immersion of
the body while heated in water of rela-
lively low temperature.
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woRKINeMAN on LIE SEE
Engaged With the Morning Newspaper.
An Interview end . Chat.


An Interview and q Chat
'I am not an early riser" said resident of
North State street, @nor is any member of my
household. 1t is not often that either or
one of my servants gets out after the morn
ing paper earlier than o'clock. But one
morning, about three weeks ago, happened
TO come down about 6.45, and on going out
after my morning paper, found a working
man sitting on the steps, his dinner pail by
his side, deeply engaged with the news Of the
day. He was not aware of my presence, and
my first impulse was to speak sharply to him
and give him a reprimand for his impudence
But on second thought 1 did nothing of the
kind, but re-entered the house and left him
alone, watching him, however, from behind
the curtains of the front window. A few
minutes before o'clock he carefully folded
the paper, put it ON the doorsill, picked up
his dinner bucket and hastened away to his
work
The next morning got up early on purpose
to see if he would return, and, sure enough,
there he was with the paper in his hand. He
was sober, thoughtful appearing man, and
the incident so impressed me that 1 told my
servants never to go for the paper until after
z O'Clock, or until the man had finished with
it. He kept coming morning after morning,
and finally went out and spoke to him. He
apologized like a gentleman for the liberty he
had taken, and when Iitold him that / knew
he was reading my paper before 1 did, and
liked to have him do so, the man almost broke
down. 1t was a little thing-a mere trife-
but fancy we were both the better for our
interview. He seemed to be a well-ipformed
man, and said that he could not be satisfied to
remain in ignorance of current events, and
yet was too poor to take paper
Il earn SLIGO day." he said sand pay SO
a month for rent. 1 have wife and four
children, three of them in school. My wife is
sickly, and there are medicines to buy, and
occasionally the doctor comes. neither
smoke nor drink, but when our expenses are
paid-and, God knows, they are little enough
there isn't cent left in the house. 1 am
actually too poor to take newspaper"
Il WONDER" the State street gentleman
added. 'if there are many men like him in
Chicago! Chicago Herald
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Best Proof Against Washers.

Oh, just think the chestnut belln is the
best proof against mashers ever invented. All
the girls are in love with it. One day last
week a lady friend and myself were out shop
ping, and we both purchased schestnut
bell" and pinned them on our dresses. When
we took the cable cars to come home hand
some young man few seats in front turned
and stared, and then began to smile at u.s.
The next time he did it we both rang the bell
on him, which attracted every ones attention
in the car. After that each time he turned
his head we rang the bell, and he soon quit.
Oh, wouldn't be without one of them.-So-
ciety Belle in Globe Democrat.
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The Queen at oabbage soup.

Maria Henrietta, queen of the Belgians, re-
ceived letter from the unfortunate ex-Em-
press Oarlotta few days ago asking her to
come and see her as soon as possible The
queen had her ponies hitched to the caleche,
which she always drives herself, and set out
at a gallop. overtaken by a storm, her maj
esty took refuge in barrack. Being mess
hour, the officers set about improvising the
best dinner they could for their august visit
or, but the queen refused, saying: "a newly
arrived recruit should be content with ordin-
airy fare" Ar. he sat down at the common
table and ate a plate of cabbage soup and
picked a pigs foot.-Foreign Letter.
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They Renewed Their Honevmoon.

A prominent colored preacher of Dougherty
county had the misfortune of quarreling with
his wife. During his penitential probation
thereafter he came across a small bag of red
flannel securely sewed within the pillow upon
which his reverend head had reposed There
upon he concluded he had been conjured, and
this was the cause of his domestic unhappi-
ness. His first impulse was to throw the bag
into the river. He changed his mind, how
ever, and took the conjure bag to Mayor
Wilder, of Albany, who treasured him by the
information that the true purpose of the bag
was to restore harmony in divided house
hold. This had the desired effect, and hus-
band and wife are now in the bliss of a re-
newed honeymoon.-Atlanta Constitution.