The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-11-18
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IL. siils siii bs pleased 9Th mi
fasln nssrasxe lav II ibe upsfovn u prsia!
nd shsss 10 nsn In H.
Csn day pass without reports o
.ssns tnssExlep o. dsfsnli~ss hssips ns<
10 Csnsasf Add echo sasveu Cen /
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ons Of The premiums AWARDED q ,
Msise fair last week vss fos . painted
losdssooi Can assLsssos any further go'
Mr. Cleveland may have lssn welded
~ rGssi service reform. II hs says %; bn'
~bsn be married Mira Folsom be evideIt
y gets divorce
= W. received basket Of Gupes The
ether asy fscm Subscriber With the rs-
qsesl. Please uosics this on your inside. =
80 have done 80
"A poc,sss sent 70 the Atlanta Coasf.fs-
iioA poem entitled. II am Tired" The
~alser returned IL sitsr writing 90 ths mar.
gio. 50 am
College professor ~ What was The prin
oipsl requirement among The ancient Ro
mans ior . funeral viih public hoporss
siudert a corpse!
The editor srots Il ''sseksrs alter Of
hes." The esnposisor ses II mp suckers
after ofilcc : The proof reader didn't
ihipk u sorhy Of correction
9Th. Browu. doa't you want 10 60 on
little Yachting .scutsioa with ns 10 NOR.
ro.f' "TLsaks, no. old boy; I've stop
ped drinking
When rou run across polite railroad
ofiiolsI ron can generally make up your
mind that there is parallel road some
where IN the neighborhood.
4 ara sfraid protection won't project,
was The spt remark Of a fond mother 10
her daughter who had Just come 10 from an
'seuies walk accompanied by dude.
--'.Tale her all around, Says writer.
''sbe is the lest product Of her sex" Yes.
bn, she is swfulIy disAsreesble il you
dent ,ake her all around.
"A bright little girl. seeing three sisters
with decidedly auburn locks, remarked 10
Der mother that ''shs thought that kind OF
hair must be redbeaditsry in that family"
why don't you mind what ! say?'
said ap Irish mother to her child. lyon
pay no more attention 10 What ssy than
as il was dumb haste talking 10 ye."
"A correspondent wishes TO know how
10 get rid OF fool" Procure o loaded
gun put your mouth over tho muszle and
touch the trigger with your toe
"A phrenologist says that "fullness uu
der tho eye denotes language" When the
iuIlness is caused by another mans fist II
denotes very bad language, generally.
There are some women who wouldn't
he happy iu q mansion in heaven unless
they could clean house about once every
three months
Edison says that be can do his best
work at night Asreat many bright men
hare The same notion until their wives
lake II out Of them
-Snnsst Cox has sent In bis rcsigna-
lion as minister 10 Turkey. He is going
10 Washington 10 take charge OF 1.-The fun
BY column in The Congressional Record.
Ill is said Miss Cleveland's physician
has forbidden her doing any more literary
work. Cannot Mr.. Julian Hawthorne be
put sIder this same wise doctors carey
"A pittsburger has taken out : patent
Or . machine 70 crinp Hour bags. That's
II right Why shouldn't the flour bag
year crimps 60 long as the -four barrel has
loopss
n woman sold her wAsh.tub 70 . party
4 riiem.n Tor target. They paid her
u 80 for ii, and after they bad gone home
he vent out into the field and brought il
'ack A. good as il ever WAR
Charleston. y, O., will esteem it IL.
on II some prominent citizen will recon.
aend earthquake shocks AZ q cure for
heumai'sm. aud so build up the place ~
health resort. r.
"A physician says: II child does
o. thrive on fresh milk. boil Il" How
ces he expect boiled child is going TO
inyef
An exchange has \ poem by James ]
ussrll Lowell entitled The Finding OF
'e L.re" From recently published cor
srondence. We Judge that Mr.. Lowell
y icuud Linn
YoBng husband 10 wiirl -Didn't I
isgtaph you not TO bring your mott or
ish ycu1 Young wife II know. Tlats
hat sbr ~snss 10 see you sbont. Shs \
al the Telegram. Y
"A schoolmasssr, alter having bozsd
MI boys ears, asked him bov long any =
sdy Gao live without hraius III I only =
'ss bo~ old yon are. think could
less, sir, was the answer. r
Another Indian rising IL reported from
bert Lea. MINI. where largo number
aboriginal skeletons have been rsur.
rica, A. they are III good Indians, no
,able IL suticipstrsl
-" Whist makes ,hst girl vslk 20 fun
VI inquired ID Smyths Of Browne. "ia n.
. iusosicstedf' ''Oh. no; shes not In !,
lica,ed. /" responded Browne ITS on "
Der shoes that are tight"
Il has bern computed BY special
that there ~ enough moocy
80 iyr bread 10 Ne. York every day to -
= ssct msn rsrsr Of chewing To-
rrss
n Ii IN gatd that Fair HsvMa orstAvn