Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-07-28
BRIGHT BITS.

WHEN man says ~ feel like 3 FISH out of
water we know just how he feels he feels
dry and wants 'em set up."-EastoR (Pa.)
Free Press.
A SCIENTIST SAYS: Counties thousands Of
ages cannot wind up eternity Perhaps
eternity has Waterbury movement Biag-
ha17to5 ReDu6IicaH.
a SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER told hiS infants
TO ask any questions they had in their minds,
and little one asked: when ID the circus
COMMUNICATING.
a LITTLE CHILD once asked his mother the
question: "hother, what part of Heaven do
people go TO who are good, but not agreeable"
-ChrtsttdR Ad0oclte,
'BEEs unquestionably possess the power of
memory" saws a scientific writer. So does
the man on whose neck the bees happen TO
hold caueus.--Neao Hdoea Ne1os.
He belonged to the Tenth Army Corps,
And q beautiful maid did adorps.
For stroll by the sea
lie took her. did hea,
AND made love to her there on the shorps.
--BOStOA Courier.
WELL, now, Mary, the cook, has left u.s."
said she, in deep distress, land what sort OF
shape are we in now?'
In the shape of a polygon," he responded
with great glee, for he was Il paragrapher,
ana hat never got OF a good thing 80 i'm
promptu befOre.-Judge.
"ILL engage you" said the theatre mana
are nard Just now, and | cant give YOU anv
FatIi prices. How would 500 a week suit
you?"
No, Gully" said the actor, that won't do
at all-Chat isn't enough. Say, see here, sup
pose you give me $40 "A week and pay it,
S0h'erCitie journal,
ut costs man about $1,000 to stand for
Parliament" observed Binks to his landlady
the other morning.
Dear me, that's good deal of money, ;" re-
EnnnInn the IN as1. fan h,,-
self with palm lear, but I'd rather paw a
little more and get seat And now Binks
says It is no use talking English politics with
women.-B0StOe Herald.
ALBERT GALL was at the shooting park the
other day, when two gentlemen approached.
MIR. Call" said one, "allOw me to introduce
Mr.; NORWOOD: OF Davenport, Ia D."
"W hat name"
"WormwoOd," was the answer.
"Ah," said Mr.. Gall, "Pve often heard your
name coupled with mine. Pleased to meet
you" Gall and NORWOOD. Shake.-In-
didadDoIts journal.
THE time has come when dudes can 20
without Newmarket overcoats;
The time has come wnenfmaldens throw
Inc ice cream GOWN their pretty tnroats,
But will the time be coming when
The dude can get his coat again?
Or will the maiden ever dream
twas oVercoat that bought the cream?
-C&9cintdti Enquirer.
llon" inquired the lady reporter.
HIM, yea" said Mr.. Bullion; 81 began to
rustic around mddln' airly."
"Wlll you please tel me of your earliest
struggle" she asked, posing a pencil The
millionaire looked uncertain.
81 can't remember much about it myself ="
he said. "but reckon my early struggles be-
gan when they was putin my first shirt on
II G. I've noticed since that babies-." But
she was real nice brand-new reporter. and
was down stairs two flights ahead of the
elevator -BrOoklvn EagLe,
LET NE have a good fishing pole" said
Mr. Fangle to II clerk in a sporting goods
store.
The pole was selected.
And some flies"
The flies were chosen.
land a fish basket"
The basket was bought.
Now you may put me up few TASKS of
whisky"
"WhlskyW replied the astonlshed clerk ::
1--WE don't keep whisky"
You don't; why you have a card in the
window which says Complete Fishing Out
ITS "-Pitt,b,syg Chronicle