The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1886-10-06
BRICA.BRAC.

In all your actlOnS you Te tOo ilec-
Which don't become maiden coy.
"a boy I always wished to be,
Dear ma. and Ill pursue this plan;
For as that can't be, said she,
''lll get as near as l can
Always in debt-The letter B.
A bad sign-A forged signature.
Too much beer Is apt to put men at lager
heads.
Ignorance has no light error follows a
false one.
The man who has no check seldom has
much chin.
Nan proposes, Coo disposes, and the gos-
siper Supposes.
Fill man with enthusiasm and no room
is left for doubt
The sweetest rest a man ever had Is the
rest he finds in activity.
Ultra fashionable young men in some
cities affect light colored CATERS.
1t is only natural that young ladies
should pine for sprucey young man.
Out of Italy's $4,000, 900 inhabitants
only 1,000,00 subscribe to newspapers.
The mercury is respectfully informed
that there is more room at the bottom now.
The hcydey Of life-When man be-
comes deaf.
P J. Rucker sells young Hyson tea at
5Octs. per pound. Sold so pound yesterday.
The most'successful "anti,saloon" man
is the man who doesn't drink.
There is one good thing about dumb
waiter. 1t never expects fee.
Bulwcr was right; there's nc such word
as fail. 1t is Modified into assignment.
Would it be just to say that all physi-
clans partially get theirsliving by pill-age?
People who have nothing to do soon be
come tired of their own company.
Never borrow trouble The interest you
have to pay for the accommodation is eS-
! cessive.
Porfumers motto: Take care of the
cents and the dollars will take care Of them
selves
Always speak kindly and politely to your
help. if you would have them do the same
TO You.
Keep thy temper, keep thy purse, and
keep thy tongue. If thou wouldst be health
ly, wealthy and wise.
"kisses by mail" says an exchange.
Not any for US. We want all our kisses
to come by female.
When death, the great reconciler, has
| come, it is never our tenderness that We
repent of, bat our severity.
The reason why so many young men are
so fresh is because they do not earn their
own salt.
You cannot expect q girl Of the period to
stand fire because she Is accustomed to face
powder.
We presume Gains father-in-law was an
Nod fellow, as he got his wife from the
land of Nod.
City, State and county tax make man
groau, but carpet tacks will make him
howl sometimes.
Some women swallow fattery as babies
swallow buttons, without any idea of the
trouble that may follow.
Say that your frock was "built," not
made, if you wish to be in the latest fash
! ion.
4 new story is entitled The Editors
Wallet" We have not read 1t, but we
know it must be very fiat.
1t takes a pretty smart phrenologist to
tell what is in a barrel by examining its
head.
Miss Florence, do you love beasts%
"Ann l to consider that as a proposal, sir"
was the lady's quick retort.
There is little more night just now than
day. The little difference will continue to
grow during the fall and winter.
In Biblical days the foolish virgins ne
elected to put oil in their lamps. In our
times the foolish virgins put oil on the fire.
When in the enjoyment Of perfect physi-
cal health few of US really suffer from en-
nui.
The quickest way for young man to
become millionaire is to marry million
heiresS.
Trichinosis finds newssvictims in the Ger
man Empire, despite the exclusion Of the
American hog.
1t IS not what you have in your chest,
but what you have in your heart, that
makes you rich.
The world has been called bubble
This is probably because. it takes q good
deal of soap to run it.
4 cookbook describes q: dish called
Surprise eggs" These eggs turn out to
be good in hot weather.
Short sleeves never made pretty arms,
but IL is more than probable that pretty
arms made short sleeves fashionable.
The house-hy is very slow in its move
ments when you want it to go out Of doors;
but quicker than quickness when 1t wants
to come in.
An Oakland obituary notice referred to g
deceased citizen as having gone to a hap
pier home The widow is about bringing
q libel suit.
(which is right, Edward, The wages of
sin is death. or The wages Of sin are
death?" Neither, AnnaDel; the wages OF
sin is wealth
Scene in hotel Is years hence: Guest to
porter-Can you rell me what time it IS?
Porter-Yes, sir; that'n cost you so cents,
please.
Professor-"Does my question embar-
rass you?' Not at all, sir" replied the
student; lit is quite clear. 1t is the answer
that bothers me-"
Nothing is easier than fault-fnding. No
talent, no self-denial, no character, are re-
quired to set up in the grumbling business.
A physician in New York has written
an article in which he states that persons
disease may be detected by his OF her hand |