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New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
MRS. JAMES BRoWN POTTER TO JOIN TIE STA 0&

NR& JAMES BhUHN FOIIHH I0"0I1' IHH In"H
Some time ago a rumOr was started that
Mrs James Brown Potter would soon appear upon the
stage as professions actress At that time Mrs. Pot
ter was enabled with absolute truth to deny that the
gossip ad any foundation Since then, however, tho
poston appears to been altered 1t 10 the general
talk among theatrical managers that Mrs Potter before
her for Europe last week madc an
with wel-known American manager This agrce me MT
ia to take effect November 1887. aud provides for
seasons tour the United States 10 under
stood that Mrs Potter will receive sum considerably
over 600 for her and the expenses OF tho
cop,psnv and so forth will be paid and all the risk
suped By the MANAGER In question.
Mrs Potter will spend the winter In Paris. giving her
time chiefly study and to preparations for her pro-
frssons career Her first appearance on the profess
stage will probably be made at tho Prin cess
Theatre London, after which she will visit her native
Ian
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
ROBERT oARRErrs PERSONA QgALiTIES'

from me Philadelphia Press 49,, .,.,
The part that Robert Garrett Dears o~aru WIG ooo'
life Of Baltimore s large He Is rich. sociaoio au
generous He is constant contributor 10 pr'sto anu
public CHARITIES ami no worthy rrliei Iuh ,p' os,sap
without large donation from hiil MANY u nauo. oaa
phsus know what his hospitality Ia On nDusua ocos,
sons hts dinners very spiendih sna..s' o' ~ -
more at his country house that he plays tne
host IN his most genial and captivating way NO han
better know I'm Baltimore. IL is curiosity to see hn
walk up Charlo--sL He wears peanint s.i'o n S'u
he MS IT, spoak to every other person c nrots no
other day wheu he arrived from Europe he started ro
the stock Exchange his office, two squares ui-'an
II took MIN over two hours to reach ms once. anu
when he dii get there he nsn o., ssw.rai
200 or 300 hands and had talked 70 severa
hundred persons without giving them Tue s"snr s,
est reason why Baltimore aud ONO STOCK nan
jumped up dozen points the first day no afrWeu ~
BaltiInorr As TO Mr.. CARROTS much-iscussou coau'
it sufficient to say that ho is an rmlnohty wes
dressed lie is given to the a;quirsnsn. Vi .uo
finest thugs that money can buy. lie mas pew
$500. 900 house. He has splendid horses anu no uas LAS
and stylish clothes and plenty OF th1In out
call him a fop Is to do him great injustice. III may
added that no occaslonaiy attempts speech-nakne
but tue friends who know him best and wDo nave nesru
his spesohes give hin no enoouragcmeht in 'nIs @ 90
ton, for . and modest men are not a
good
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
PRINCE KOMATSU WANTS TO KILL TIGER.

Prince Komatsu ard his party, including the
Princess aud suite OF eight nine persons. who have
been travelling In country for two weeks sailed for
Liverpool the Gcrmanic yesterday They were busy
packing all the morning the Fifth Avenue HOTEL but
Grand Chamberlain Saunomya was induced by his wife
who is an English woman. to secure for TRIBUNE re-
porter brief with the royal visitor before his
departure. The interview not satisfactory from
newspaper point OF view The Prince appeared to be
really 40 much afraid OF interview as the average
American politician processes to be. He speaks English
fairly well, but with some constrant OF manner Ho
said an ong other things:
NY visit to your country has been highly agreeable
The United states 10 regarded in Japau the growing
Nation OF the world Your proxress is much talked
about Japan The evidences OF we have seen every
where We have felt ii In Japan where We have intro
duced your wonderful Inventions. Ike the teIe
phone and electric light"
The Prince aud his party will spsnd some time In
Iondop and then Paris and her great European
centres He Intends TO travel around the globe TO r.
Africa from his with Prince Louis Napoleon,
who was tiger hunting before he went TO Japan ihs
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
THE BUOKEN ART GALLERY SALE.

The Galleries at Nos. Sl7 and sls Broadway
filled last night with people At the sale oil tho hrS n VI
collection OF paintings The list OF artsts
celebrated names ike Major. Bfaakne, otto
Kraus De Leew. Daz. Eggert krecheldorL HetL N'o"o
roye SchOchinger aud Messner. .o.o,
The prices the whole good as could be o1pece
for night sale In the early part o the season
nothing great value offered The'hghest price oi o
$725 paid for forest scene IN tvuntanepIoa
hy n Dilz OF PARIS The highest $3.50 for large
printing 10y Ernst Messner. OF Munrh. called watering
Sheep Eggerts pictures. VERY BashIu,
sold ivr $3.50 and berally treated Interior containing an
figures. Professor Carl HeZ OF the Acanep Va
Munich knock down for s2l5.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
SOCIAL INCIDENTS.

Mrs. George IL. Peabody held reception
yesterday AZ hsr nome, No. lis Esst Elghtoenth-s
MrA Anna Baikey Hills ho.uo from until
o'clock at No. 80 West ThIrty-xixth-st
The members Of Company OF tho 22d Regiment
gave reception with dancing 10 about 100 friends last
evening At Inc Lexington AvsDus Opera house.
4Ta Harriet Webb gave reading before large ana
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
A PINK TEA IN DR. OOLLYERS OHUROA

F7NK TIA IN Dr. COLL1 ER . UHUHV1
The parlors of the Church OF the Messiah, at
ParKaya and yfoartnsL were bright last evening
AT the entertainment there by the young ladies o
the Rev. Robert Coilyers church. "pinK tea was
by as members OF Kinnicut Club, AMI in
Guided coucert OF vocal ana Instrumental music Tho
ARRANGEMENTS under%the direction OF George -
Sturgis. The pariors nod throughout tue evan
aud at the close OF the entertainment supper was
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
PhESEN1S TO MIS- CLnvhLAXD IN BOSTON.

There were mau, interesting iucidcnss al inc rooop
tiOn AT Hotel Vendome Moaiay nignt thnt du po'
under the oDserv alton Of ALI thOso WHO stonno
Que OF tho most striking occurrences was furnshou
two Chinauen. How hey got Inflow IL nappehei .na
they were chosen whup many thousands were ipon
tnrDty ieft-s matter for wonder; but get IN they au
aud thcre ihoy were. ia hue AMI on thr way 10 'no
Presidential d-. with the happest OF Monaghan isco~
one OF them gave Mrs. Cleveland "a ptesoni. ,.
InIs was not tho oniy gifL Of which Mira Cc'o'nn"
tue recipient during the evenins. AT anothoI o
iuent n richly atred lady placed In her baud mns
nihc~nt ian covered Win pansies whon WAS smiins"
ct.IN Ned
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

and several other men got board the boat
Jersey City at O'Clock and stood a. the rear ena aae
until boat In river Suddenly coleman
the pushed and was about 10 up sht
the water when of the deckhands and a
the He begged them TO let him 60 nv J., ~
partly intoxicated and his friends took charge OF Of
not known induced him try 10 kill himself pe
the who took charge OF coleman stated tna' has
nervous for days and coupled with his drns
may have made him temporarily insane
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
.t.lecIric SERVER. :

An exact and tenperltnrc sn.ranteet Roons<sg
al An, desired teroJy SAVING deL dsoo nlork
nrh Inc cracking OF wOoiwOrx urnitire pictures "a
equally 10 all TOR ns VI heLtidy Ant veatilany
AUTOMATICALLY xovoriidS 80
Invaluable IN rosioncos Cnurches hospitals
Son0Os Coaseryatores Rc illustrated oAp thttoy Vs.S
sont - A1y atess CA sSy"
cation. National Electric service 20, ooo bos""v' ~ l.
Mink and squirrel Lined circulars aud wraps whicn
manufactured W " " e<AA ~ - -
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
4 SERENA TO AMOS j. CUMMINGS.

The voters of the With Congress District,
who elected Amos J. Cummings. hired Harry Miners
hand TO serer ade him last evening at the Club in
Nasssust There WAS great crowd In the street and
crowd inside, too. When tho music
had ceased Mr. Cummings put his head OUT
OF the window made speech. during which no SAID
that If Bob Taylor, the newly elected Governor Oh
Tennessee there with bis hddio he wouldn't nave
been it better pleased he with this serrnade
Ex-senator Eco esine made speech, too. There was
receptiou afterWard
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
A RUGH 10 HEAK PArTI

The sale of seats for Madame PATHS two con-
oerts which will be given week ut the Academy of
Music, began yesterday morning From the time the
opened until it closed thero was constant
Stros buyers who were so iIbers c their
of tickets thai when tho sale stopped there
ANAL percentago o! seats Tor either the evening per-
formance or he matinee left Mr.. Gill. .te who CON
dncI.d h- sale sxIa that he had taken than
81 600 or Sl2 600 party OF friends OF Mme Patti
and nrr Marcus Mayer. arc going to meet the
Umbria on which she Is on her arrival
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
THE REV DR. KING LECTURES ON PA RT&

audience listened last evening lecture delivered
by The Rev Dr James kiDs N the frk Avenue Methodist
which be characterized Pans unaef the
hinpIe and Napoleon Ill by the comprehensive phrase
An Imperial Guy and Imperial Fraud" lie desefbcd
IA, beauties and dwols
linz causes downfall oi the Empiie Vyidy porunyinB
the scenes which pIeceued the war with frussiA
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

able audience last evening IN the Church OF the
Disciples, IN West FIfty.sxth at The entrrtainmen.
included vocal music by quartet, consisting OF bliss
Edith Wendell soprano Mira Alice shaw, whistler; W.
Hunt, baritone, aud Miss Laura Collins, accompaniss
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
rur rIpSr ClTUOLIC CITY OF THE WEST

meeting Of the United states Catholic Historical society
was held last night Agness Hill in Forty De-
tween Third and Lexington aves when paper on ue
was read by Richard r. Elliott Frederic H. CouuerI
and there we're the Messrs Rev. a j. Dohhe
Wafer Elliott r. +. McSweenY James IL Mcne't anu ~ ~
Burtse. Professor Charles o' heDerihah anu f' ~
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
IVTL or dUVLTERATED FOOD.

Cyrus Edison. of the Health Department delivered
lecture night before the Society Of Medical Juspru
IL Thirty adulterate ana con
tamnated food lie aud his assistants hah 7sHe
l0DOOcU OF different kinds OF I;u.
The showed Of deysng pihn iof eo
enforcement the laws adulteratiOn.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

carp IA TIE CIeUednd Lender. A..
Apropos OF tnIs, leading Statesman said 10 mo W
ds al have at last scovered the reason OF Ado nov"
ittt InsUmnia."
WHAT In ~" / said. .A
at lies Ia his extreme conscientiousuess was ,ho
reply. "ADe Hewitt IL so conscientious that ne i'es
all night ysny trying 10 reoonoio 70 oAch o'hof
the statemo he has made In tho day yIiine
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
THE WEATHER REPORT.

GOVERNMENT ISDICATIONS-FOR "a HoURa
WASHINGTON, Nov 11.-FOr New-England,
Nsw-York. Pennsylvsuia. New-Jersey. Delaware anu
Maryla land, fair weather, slightly cooler. northerT WIN"
veeri0g To essterly. -
Westward, fair. with stationary or higher 'enp'i i'
TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

HOTEL in this city sfter long and earnest delibcraton
ana q Careful ana thorough canvass OF the Held
Have anything further say, Colonel regarding
your candidscy ~"
Nothing more than that the enterprise is making
progress"
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
MIX BOOIH IAPR"VING
as sald at the Star Theatre yesterday

that the improvement OF Edwin Bootn's health bad
sudered no eheck There Is doubt however, as TO
the wIsdom Of tue that Dr. bL Car hniih mas
take 10 usnx tho acors rel urn TO
the ct. 20 bel To-day n the weather 10
favorape n Ia hopod tDat Mr. BoOih may ts taken out
tor short drive, between now and Monday tbefe is
. strong probability Of MS c0mplete RESTORATION 70
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
TRyJNG no DhOWN HIMSELF

Francis Coleman. OF Elizabeth ~ j. tried to commit suicide
vssietday By Jumping river from the deck of the
erryboa Ii ason CITY, Pennsylvania Rairoad Com
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
WILL NOT DITiDE ~

WILL NOT DIVIDE THE SURPLCS.
PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 11.-Oficlals OF the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company stated to-day tls
bev had gwen a final answer 10 John Taylor, OF Lon
don ana it was that surplus would not be divided
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

tribune oPrrcE. Nov III a. m--Ihe oarome'el
In town yesterday was nearly steady with parity CLOUDY
ssies The Temperature ranged between 470 aud os''
the average being - sher tnan on the cores
pondlng day last year. ANA 40 higher than on "eunos-
In and near city day there Wilt probably DO
far weather followed light rains nearly stationary
tomperafure
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
DR. FISCHER.
BERLIN, Nov. 11.-Dr Fischer, the African
traveller has died OF gastric fever.
DIR, FISCHER
OBITUARY NOTES.

HAVANA, Nov. 6.-Dr. Juan Francisco Cha
Pile honorary member OF different and perma-
chairman OF the of Public Instruction. has
just died advanced
William Sherlock who held the position of Justice of
the Peace in East NewYork Brooklyn. whom the town
was annexed to the city, and whose term wouIi nave
expired next year. died yesterday, age hfty. de was
by had been Justice for fifteen years.
being appointed to I'LL vacancy at first, and afterwaru
being elected three times He served two terms as
brain CAUSED his death.
Dr. Samuel n. Fisk, a Sanitary Inspector for twenty
years, died from apupexv Wednesday night AT MS
home, No. lS4 South Nnth-st, Brooklyn ne was
graduated at the College OF the CITY OF New forK ahu
studied medicine Bellevue Hospital In the war ne
was surgeon Of the 25tn Reeimsnt In ponucs ne W.
"A Republican. His wife aud two children survive hlIn;
The before died he appeared III MS usual
health and attended all his duties.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
AfKS PARSONs sPrhKSIN JERSRY or

Mrs Lucy Parsons the Chicago Anarchist addressed wv"
hundred In Turner Hail. Jersey CITY, last ngh Oh o
trial and the condemned Anarch sA fotoe
Captain EdmOnstOn with officers, IN fhc a
their hardly needed the lecture pasou
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

NJ. Bert born in Auxsrre 1888, and studied ootn
law and medicine. Afrer graduation. he became an as
sstant OF Claude Bsruari lecturer on physoiogy J"
Paris. and in 1867 made professor In the sceh'hc
faculty in Borde year two later ne oec"'oo
BerDard's successor His researches into physlooRy
were mold and uabe and formed the subject OF ucn
o. his literary work. After the downfall OF Naposoh
Ill IN 1870, NJ. Bert first Secretary OF Tue ~.
lecture and then Project of Yonne his native depart
meni. He elected to the National AssemoV H.
1872, continuing It's member for ten years or more nc
showed himself a pronounced radical, AMI evincei no
ulty To monarchs monarchlsts ahd Cathoics capsma,
belta made him Minister of Instruction IN the ,au.
OF 1881 49, Last Januiry he was sent Dy thn r. ,o a
Government as Minister Resident at Hue M b'rs wa, y,
patron OF oerOnautca experiment, ana meuiooi vi
The Academy OF Sciences.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

Ponds ExrrncI gives Immediate rolie from pain It's
repna extend every whera Caution; Counter
felts dangerous " use.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
The City Ml.slen-E,anseIcaI aud Un.ec.ari.s;;

The City Mission-Evange eiical aud Cnscctarsnn, Il,
The civ Mission by ministers aud ayinon OF az
denominations Is SUSTAINING SIX enuenes ~.
ntssions which open continuously without
dav and nYL summer with seats Tree 70 sL
The Womens Branch is employing osni OF twehysasm
visitors and nurses VINO arc Sou.
iIy eoing their aud mercy contriou.ions
home missionary work AZ our
own doors are urgently needed and should DO sent " Ia ~
JACKSON Treasurer. 50 bibio House 49,.
n,natons intended the wohens Brsnch sioni % sens
10 Mi,s M r. MIICHiL Treasurer, Al the same once
The Great success -
Achieved by CASWELL, MASSEY a cos EMULsioN ot
coDIiVE ER OF with PEPsIN and QUlNlSE has indnood
the original llzi Bway 4 oto ohave
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
Obituary.
PAIL BERT.

PARIS, Nov. 11.-News was received to-day
or the death OF NJ Paul Bert French Minister Resldensn
AMMAN. who reported yesterday to be critically Ill
with fever Prime Minister de Freycinet announced NJ
Berrs death in the Chamber OF Deputies and that Douy
at adjourned
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
William B. Norman. Auctioneer

William B. Norman. Auctoneer
BY ORTGIES g. co.
ART GALLERIES. $40 AND SAT BROADWAY.
SALE THIS AFTERNOON at 23o O'CLOCK.
OLD DUTCH MARoUETERIE CABINETS CHESTS oD
DRAWERS DESKS. CARD TABLES. CHAIRS
&C; HALL CLOCKS BRONZEs PoRcE
LAINs FAIENcE. DELFT GLASS.
PLATED WARE. ARMS. &C.
Imported by NJ +. Mossel. OF Amsterdam
Orange d. Real Estate, including all the statione
known AS The gcs Property ior sale improved snd
unimproyed Edward p Hamilton & Co. s6 broadway
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
NJ s. QUAY A OANDIDATE TIE FOR SENATOR
ffonn 4hs PihiIadstphta LsquirsI.

= ---.--a.,
Thus lid Colonel Matthew Stanley Qnp YESTERDAY
ma "a hrs frat public OF MS vr he
United states Bouale IL dono at LIE Contiuontai
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

TbisIs m Age of Progress,
do Porous rastor when you eau
get one OF such merit fonervys fotiohe
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
Special Notices.

SpthW'
->~-o~~~~~~~-
A. william p. Moore, Auctioneer.
MOORE'S ART GALLERIES.
300 FIFTH AVENUE
MOST IMPORTANT
ART SALE
OF T III f Il A $ o n.
THE COLLECTION OF
HIGH CLASS PAINTINGS
belonging to
MIR. THOMAS ROBINSON.
of Providence r. l.,
mostly OF the
MODERN FRENCH SCHOOL
Sps %BRk oF E MAsrE
BET. coUTURE., DAuBISNYi DAVID, DEcAssPs
P6kfU2.A F6kTTNY rR6MhSTISi R5aS dRfAap sERleStiE
GESSSH EEs McH HEnShG HsAsGy akf9Gf
NAgbT E9E2SEAU E9YsEE S6HEFIyER' S6dI TEoYoN
On FREE ESEeErI9Y PAy nna Ey5ksyyrSo
EvhNISGsfs Hf 8 SSX SSLdSk 5S, Il ASDis
OPENING SALE OF THE SEASON OF 1861
THIS DAY FRiDAYJ Az TO MORROW (sATgRDAY. ,.ll
November ~ and l3. commencing at O'Clock.
superior collection Of
MODERN PAINTINGS.
in part gallery OF
AND EMBRAcIs;G TWO oThER PRIVATE
alarge proportion OF the whole
GRAND EXHIBITION
having been purchased OF us and s
at other and galleries within aveyears
ALSO.
VALUABLE HEAE wRR RR1NzE zESe rhs m
TO BE SOLD As s
GEORGE l. BANKS. AuctiOneer BARhEh * W.
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12

T., m, d,. ,,,,a. white line the oarometrcal vali
at Service station IA s' ~ , ~ M
percrntASt OF
Longer dsshs fep'es.is
. Nv phefHaey
No BoadwA
New-York tribune., 1886-11-12
eteinway Hall.
A LECTURE TO LADIES
BY DIR. GREENE. OF s5 WEST l4TH.sr.,
NETWORK.
HOW TO MAINTAIN HEALTH AND HOW RECOVER
IT WHEN LOST.

Dr' greene OF 80 West 14thst. New.York. delivered
lecture to ladies' in selnway which contained much
valuable Information. advice. and instruction and which
should nave the widest circulation among ladies' as would
not only prove benefit to them individually but by raising
the standard Of health result gooi to the com
munity at large The lecture like given by this
wenknown physician was finely illustrated received
"y Tue large audience with much favor and appre aon
Ihe health OF woman" began the Doctor of the most
V'a Importance to humanity TO the world posterty
but there IL IA one position which occupies which
NOT sufficiently realized understood and which renders her
indeed The abiter OF tho worlds destiny refer to her
motherhood,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

Is what most men desire. but to keep from
filing grave in Q cemetery lot ere half
your days are numbered, always keep Q
supply Of DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery" by you. When the first sy mp
toms of consumption appear lose no time IN
putting yourself under the treatment OF
this invaluable medicine It cures when
nothing else will. Possessing, as it does,
ten times the virtue of the best cod liver
oil. it is not only the cheapest but far the
pleasantest to take It purifies and en-
riches the blood, strengthens the sy stem,
cures blotches, pimples, eruptions and 9TH
or humOrs. By druggistA
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

Many splendid fortunes lie In the English
Court OF Chancery, which belong to Amer
can citizens. Tho court has held possession
in some cases, for more than one hundred
and fifty years. Cox & Co., London, En-
gland, have with great care and diligence
compiled book containing the names of
fifty thousand heirs and their descendants
who have been advertised for to claim
these fortunes The book gives Christian
and surnames, and instructions how to pro
Sent free to eli parts Of the world upon
receipt of one dollar. Remittance may be
made by registered letter or money order
Address cox & CO., II Southampton
Buildings, London, England. Cox & Co
refer by permission to the Kellogg News
paper Company, New York.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

Father was telling his little son OF
the wonders of modern science; that
they had learned the distance OF the
stars, and through the spectroscope had
discovered what they were made OF.
Little son-Yes. but how did they find
out their namesp
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

AS far as we have noticed there has
been thus far no organized movement
for an increase in 1.-THE wages Of sin. y
Boston Record As 1.-THE wages of sin is
DEATH" will the Record tell us what q
twenty-five per cent, advance would beP
-LOUeU Courier,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

A hatcher (Miss.,) couple, aged
five and six years respectively, under
took to elope recently. The bride ex.
pectant had her little trunk packed and
was ready to fly when her unsentimental
mother cured her of her love disease by
q methodical application of her slipper
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

How many women there are working to-
dav in various branches Of tndustry-to
say nothing Of the thousands of patient
housewives whose lives arc an unceasing
round Of toil-who are martyrs to those
complaints to which the weaker sex is liza.
bic. Their tasks are rendered doubly hard
and irksome and their lives shortened, yet
hard necessity compeis them 10 keep on.
toni offers a sure means Of relief. For all
female weaknesses it il certain cure. All
druggists.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

The beneficial results produced By the
use of Halls Hair Remover are wonderful.
Ayers Ague Cure 10 warranted . SURE
cure for all malarial disorders,
Ak inferior article is dear at any price
Remember this, and buy Frazer Axle Grease
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

A MAN never realizes how insignificant
he is until he attempts to describe to his
wife the dress worn by another lady
Boston Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

CLARA Cooking at the bonnets, etc y
"Don't you think they are handsomeN
Amy Whose thoughts are or the other side
of the street)-"very, specially the one
with the black mustache."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

"WHAT's the extreme penalty for biga'
myr asked a man of an old judge, who
answered: 1.-TWO mothers-in-law. Nv Y
Graphic.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

SENIOR visits his girl at professors house
getting quite late; conversation lags; girl
mods; animal Of the long-earned genus
brays; girl starts and says: What did you
say, dearl'-Norristora Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

"ADIEu,," she said, sweetly, as he kissed
her goodnight. He's adieu'd, amt her,
sung out her little brother, as ne vanished
upstairs. -Peck's Sun.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

MY DEAR said a mother, annoyed al
some incautious remarks of her little girl,
why can't you keep secret!n Because, !
said Little Mischief, demurely, two OF
my front teeth are gone, mamma"-E y
LEDGER
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

IT is curious that when q dog chases his
tail, his tail, which is certainly behind,
should always keep little ahead.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

"YEs," said Miss Penn, Il rejected Mr..
Hogg. Nice fellow, but l couldn't have
the announcement Of my marriage appear
in the papers under the headline Of Hogg.
PENNY Y Nail.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

MAY l aspire to your hsndw asked a
dude of witty belle, who instantly re,
piled: "You may have the refusal Of it.
sir, for an indefinite period"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1886-06-23

THE boy who bit into . green apple re-
marked with wry face: '"Twas ever thus
III cbildhood-sour."