New-York tribune., 1886-03-08
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


ds nlume of Spectator" in The Christian Union tells Of
young man who in three months gave his seat In car
TO ffty-nne and grls-yOung women, OLD women,
pretty girls ugly girls shop giris easn 9ris rlch girls
coored girls, washerwomeE, women with Diamonds and
sealskns and very shabby women Every one OF these
thanked the young One grateful Old soul gave
him doughnut from ner basket; several OF them held
his satnel and bundles while lie stood He had cough
once and knd-hearted old woman told MIN wlat 10 DO
for IT, and on occasion grateful old Irlshwoman
announced the that he was - gintlenan II Ner
there was wan" Perhaps, after all. when woman
,ota IN thank man for giving her seat it may only
he because she fears he be "masher" who Will
take advantage Of her good breeding.
Fine girl, Miss MOnOyb0sse"
Got pot of money"
why don't you try shy at heri'
" "Shall when she gets tired OF all you feIlawa
"Bnt suppose she fancies one or us
"She cawnt. dear chap, she cawnt Shes Deen pwes
ented 10 me"-ITown Topics.
The people of NewOrleans much interested in the
hin introduced into the United States Senate by General
Logan authorizing the building OF bridge across the
Ohio River at Cairo by the Illinois Central Railroad
They say 1t would help them very much commercially
They were walking in the conservatory at the laas
"Wi you love me with all your soulp she MUIR
YES, darling" he answered.
"And all your heart r.
yes dearest
"Everything darling. everything" he interrupted
"Pocket-DookP she continued, not Doticns 'h7 'h'er
He gasped once and all Washington Critic
They say In Washington that it almost drives Perry
Belmont crazy trying keep in with the swes who love
everything English. and to pose as regular copper
bottomed American at the same time.
A st. Louis dealer adyerses " am selling fine cork
screws I'm mems pants at So" Unless there Is loaded
M in the hip pocket the nGIeent 81 reSa.srs eS SSs
-lNOrristown Herald
Alta paper mill in Lewiston, Me-, the following letter
dated Brunswick. November IL, 1866 recently was
found Hiram: Your actions at the husking bee last
evening left me Ion ger doubtful as to what course
sbouIdtake Thought cared for you, but fool
and now am punished for my folly. Enclosed are the
lock Of hair the picture, and tho ring you gave me-
PERHAPS tho ring Will somebody eses finger just as
we'll. Jane"
uis ssupposed that 75s papers have remarked during
the past week March cams In like Hon. Aud yet
cynlcs who say that the papers mover tell tho
truth
In the rea aiing-room:
"IOu look tired, Cho!ly."
| "Naas."
Been hard at work. ehi"
ANYWAY" tyawning). well I had to wIte letter
maw don't chew know and she will nsst on having
two pages And then I-aw-waw-made mistake IN
the aid don't chew Euow, and had to wite 1t twice.
Goes to sleep till dinner tme.-lTown Topics.
Both The Hotel Ga ne and The jiOtF HGu notlce Mr.
Tauages condemnation OF hotels places OF permanent
residence AID of they stand up for the hotels
Racouet: You say Tennis is a cremationistl Idont
believe any hing Of the kind.
scryis: Why, he cortainy Is dis name IS down on
our sOciety's books.
saying, his last novel; the hero buried his hais MS
hair r. Td-Bits
The Mormons are credited with another scheme.
t s rumored that they intend to INTO tile state OF
Nevada legisate or drive the few Inhabitants OF
the state seize reins of government. and then ask
Uncle what he s going 10 do about IT, This Is yey
pretty paper. but II IL WAS at all feasible The
shrewd Mormons would have carried 1t out long ago.
They can't successfully boycott reporter on THO
morning newspaper. because ne Al ys Las 5po
nights labor that he eau depend UPON ashnSton
Critic.
The Washington critic thinks that our streetcar riot
was nothing 10 lively session OF Congress-
recent invention Of sheetrOn covering for cotton
ba is exciting attention Ia the South The COW
eriug can DO used again and again until 1t is worn odt
II the invention proves to be successful 1t VIII be or
great value as much is burned while In transit,
and several pouads from each bale are ioss in various
ways.
On the bitterest afternoon this week young SnoOson
WAS encountered the avenue Ia q twO-Oatt0h cut-
nvly with a ySet IN his OuttUnho,e aud his lace as
blue as the lower. lie leading hls bull pup ~
chaln HE friend rcmdrSed;
Why. bless my soul! onob. where's your oVefeoatt
You must bo freezing . c.....
"p.n-not b-b.6it. F-i-Gue bb.bracug Wv weather,
mummy bbOy. I'm only s-S-sorry IL fOr ttthe Ios.
-lIONn Topics.