The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1886-06-04
Beats good wife-a bad husband

Beats good wife-a bad husband
Commissioner Of Deeds for all the
States, Mr.. e.. f. Reardon, Baltimore
Md, writes that he suffered for long
time with rheumatism which yielded
to no treatment until he applied St
Jacobs Oil.
Against arbitrating strikes: Divorce
lawyer.
My physician said l could not live
My liver out of order, frequently
vomited greenish mucous, skin yellow
small dry humors on face, stomach
would not retain food. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me.-Mrs, AIDE.
laide O'Brein, 37a Exchange street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
An auctioneer does as he is bid, a
postman as he is directed.
Biliousness
Is very prevalent at this season, the
symptoms being bitter taste, offensive
breath, coated tongue, sick headache,
drowsinsss, dizziness, loss of appetite
II this condition is allowed to con-
tinue, serious consequences may fol-
low. BY promptly taking Hoods
Sarsaparilla, fever may be avoided
or premature death prevented. 1t is
a positive cure for biliousness. Sold
by all druggiats.
The intoxication Of wealth is not
due to tight money market.
Athlophoros, which I sell, gives
good satisfaction. 1t cured of infam-
matory rheumatism man who bought
bottleat night and at one o'clock the
next day said the soreness and pain
had entirely left him. F. S. Keech,
druggist, Waupun, Wis.
What the country needs now is,
fewer lays of the poet, and more lays
of the hen.
They will surely find you.
They are looking for you every.
where. Drafts of air in unexpected,
places, going from hot rooms to cool
ones, carelessness in changing cloth
ing: In short anything which ends in
q common cold in the head. Unless
arrested this kind of cold becomes
seated in the mucous membrane of
the head. Then it is catarrh. In any
and all its stages this disease always
yields to Ely's Cream Balm. Safe,
agreeable, certain. Price soc.
"Boys will be boys" which is rea'-
ly less confusing than if they insisted
upon being girls.
Undgested Food
In the stomach develops an acid which stings
the upper part of the threat and palate, caus-
ing heartburn. 1t also evolves a gas which
produces wind on the stomach, and a feeling
and appearance Of distentioa in that organ
after eating. For bo.h this acidity and
swelling Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is
mnch better remedy than alkaline salts, like
eartshorn and carbonate of soda. A wine.
glassfnl of the Btters, after or before dinner
will be found to act as reliable carminative
or preventative. This fine specific for dys-
pepsia. both in its acute and chronic form,
also prevents and cures malarial fever, con-
liver complaint, kidney tronbles,
and debility. Persons who OBJ
serve in themselves decline of vigor should
use this fine tonic without delay.
GA bird given away with every
drink" is the announcement of
Chicago rum seller. Of course it is
only swallow.
Which is the longest word in the
English language? "Smiles," be-
cause there's mile between the first
and last letter.
A swell young clergyman, who is
we'll informed in the social vernacular
made an awful mistake last week: he
boy "Ah There" when
the family intended it should be
Arthur.
Did you say, or did you not say
what said you said? Because Walt
said you said you never said what
you said. Now if you did say that
you did not say what 1 said you said,
then what did say?
Itch, Prairie Mango, and scratches
Of every kind cured in 80 minutes by
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. Use no
other. This never fails. Sold by J.
F. Laubengayer, druggist, Owosso,
Mich.
Jackson has commenced crusade
against English sparrows.
The TrMEs-52 doses, SI.oo.