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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27
MEDyCAL.
BROWNS
IRON BITTERS !
AS THE BEST TONIC.
strengthens the Muscles. StradIe- the Merry
Enrichos the Blood. Gives New Wig

strengthens the Muscles. StradIes the Nerves.
Enrichos the Blood. Gives New NiEur.
bn. j. l.. MNrps, Fairfield, Iowa, saya
"Btown's Iron Bttcrs IL tho best Iron Medi.
cine have known IN my ~ years practice.
have found IL specially beneficial In nervous or
physical exhaustion, and In all dobilitnting nil.
inents that bear 80 heayilyon the system. Use
u freely In my own family.
MIR. ". y. RpowS. 81 Main street, Covington.
NY, says; !" was completely broken down In
health ana troubled with pains III my back.
Brown,s Iron Biticrs entirely restored me Ia
health"
Miss LizzrE ERRSsAs, GiG Cooke avenue, ST.
Louis. Mo says: Z" suffered with spinal weak.
ness, pains ln my back and slceplcss nights.
tried every conceivable remedy without much
henrht four bottles of browns Iron Iitters
nave relieved ne, and l chceriully recommend
. Tho genuine has Trade Mark aud crossed red
lines on Wthpp,r. Tax" no other. Made only by
49, BROWN CHEMICAL CO.
tbl Baltimore. Md.
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MIR z. ". Atkins, Girird. Kansas, writes 81
never hesitate to recommend your Electric BIT
t"r- to my customers, they give entire sntisfiC.
tiOn and are rapid sellers Electric Rittsr- are
the purcst ana best medicine known ana wiIl
positively cure kidney and Liver Complaints
Purity the blood and regulate tho bowels. No
family can AFFORD tD be without them. They
viii save hundreds of dollars in doctors IIlI-
every year. sold at II fly cents "A bottle by H. D.
Cochran, Druggist, ~ aud l3e North Queen
street, Lancaster, Ia. t31
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27

One OF my children, a girl about nine years
old, had II very bad discharge from her head and
nose of thick, yellowish matter, and was grow
ing worse. We had two different physicians
prrsCrihe Tor her, nut without benefit. We tried
Eiy's Cream Balm, and much to our surprise in
three days there was u marked improvement.
We continued using the Balm and ia short
time the discharge was apparently curcd.-D. A.
Cary, Corning, n. !. al9-2wdcOdSW
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27
HOP BiTTERS.
ii a. ~

MY BACK ACHES.
Hosts of people of all ages suffer with pain in
ths small OF the back commonly called "Back.
and apply 1t directly over seat of trouble. The
soothing and pain.killing properties Of Hops
combined with Burgundy Pitch and Extracts
make tuis plaster vastly better than othera for
driving out pain ana strengthening the parts.
trial VIII demonstratc this, Always ready for
use. Never fails 25Cts., o. for tl.D0. HOP
PLASTER COMPANY, Proprictors, Boston,
Mass. t9l
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~ HoP PLAsTERs act instantly " hen applied.
Try them FOR ackhche, Pain in the side, Stitches
Rheumatism SGiatica, Sore and weak chest, and
all local aches ana pains. SO soothing and
strengthening 10 weak ana tired parts. Com
posed OF natures hes known remedies. Virtues
OF fresh Hops, burgundy Pitches aud Canada
Balsam. sold everywhere 25c.. for sI u.
nor PLASTER COMPANY,
uO) Proprietors, Boston, Mass.
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gPECyAI NOTICES,

WHY WILL YOU cough when ShIoh's Cure
viii give immediate relief. Price 10 cts, 10 cts .
and ~. For sale hy H. u. Cochran. Druggist,
No. l37 North Bucen street.
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LuNgs Convulsed by cough can ho -oothed
with iIsle'- Honey Of nOrohOund and Tar rike'-
loothach" Drops cure In one minute
"A &
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27

DAsDELfoS LIVER PELLETS for sick headache
torpid liver. biliousness ana indigestion Small
ana easy to swallow. One pin dose. Price, &c.
By nll druggists. fcbs1md Tu THIS
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27

Don allow anyone to make You believe any
other remedy IL just IA good for sick headHCh
~ br, l"slie's special Prescription, for 1t j. not
true. This il the only remedy in the world that
strikes nt the root OF the disease and drives 1t
out. Give II a trial.
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4 Cas" "f Many Years Standing Cured with
siN BOTTLES, In u Man 30 Years OF Ago.

ALLENTOWF, Ia, May ;, ~.
DkSpgLioS BIrTERs to.-Gents 1 had been
troubled with my kidneys for number of years.
used almost everything without much benefit
untll tried Dandelicn Btters. 1 used six bot
ties and am pleased To say am entirely rid of
the kidney trouble, besides my system being
toned mp so that feel like II different person |
cbearfully recommend the same 10 all afflicted
In this way. JACOB MuSCIIlTL.
lcbn 3mdIu, Tbs
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KIDNEY TROUBLES.

"HACkMETACk a lasting and fragrant per.
fuunc, Price y ana 81 cents. For sale by n. AZ,
Cochran, Druggist. No. 1877 North Queen street
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Sill LIONS NlTALiZER is what you need tor
Constipation, Loss OF Appetite. Dizziness, and
all symptoms OF Dyspepsia. Price ~ and %
cents per bottle. For sale by II. Il. Cochran,
Drnggtst, No. lJl North Qneem street.
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DRAINING, sc.
VNDESTRUCTIBLE DRAINING.

NO CRACKING, NO PEELING, NO EIlSTER
ING.
We have system OF granting sRw WOOD that
must, In the near future, take the place OF the
Old system on all new work, Its merits being as
follows: Total iabolition OF "A painted ground
work, speed and cleanliness In work ing it,
beauty and transparency OF flush, smool hness
ana durability, and tho capability OF receiving
as high finish as hard wood by the same meth,
ods. This process Il the netiresI q approach 10
natural wood that has yet been discovered Gall
ana samples. GUTHRIE a SON
Sole Agents Tor Lancaster County
House Painting ana draining Emporium corner
OF Chestnut and Neyin Streets.
Always large stock OF Nantes on hand.
Telephone connections.
maraSmd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27
tSucklsn's ArniCA Saiys,

The Bost Salvs In the world for Cuts lirutses
Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum. Fever Sores, Tetter
Chapped Hands, Chilbains, Burns and all skin
Eruption-, positively cures Piles or pay re
qnred. 1t II guaranteed To give perfect sat fac
ton. or money refunded. Price 26 cents per
Dor.
For sale by Cochran. tho Druggist, III ana IN
North Queen street. Lancaster. Pa 4 Th&S(U
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-04-27
A Sad AiIsinriuna

Ia to riIc nice family OF boys and girls
aud then have them carried into an early grave
by that terrible disease Consumption. Heed
the warning and check II In its first stages by
the prompt use OF kemp's Balsam for thG Throat
and Lungs, warranted to cure and relieve all
cases. Price Jc. and tl For sale by II. b..
Cochran. druggist, No. l57 North Queen street.
Trial siEe free. (i)
ARE you MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss OF Appetite Iel-
ow skin? Shoh's italizer is II positive cure.
For sale by IL. H. Cochran, Druggist, No. l37
North queen street.
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rSweet Maud AeuIisr "

Throat trouble le,-dnng.rous. Red star Cough
Cure. safe nnd sure. ~ cents bottle.
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THE REV. GEO. II. TlIANER, OF Bourbon
Ind, says " Both myself and wife owe our lives
10 ShliOli's CONSUMPTION CURE" For sale
by II. H. Cochran, Druggist, No. l37 North Queen
street.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16
HUNTING FOR AN AER0LITE.

The finding of the great aerolite which
was seen by many persons in Independence
township, Washington county, Pa, on the
night of September Ii, is told at length by
the Pittsburgh Dispatch. About a month
after the aerolite was seen and was said to
nave fallen, Prof. Jonathan limerick of Will
liam and Mary College began searching for
it. His search led him into Butler county,
then into Allegheny, and, although he
decided that if the stone fell anywhere it
must nave been near Claysville, he EXAM
ined very infinitely all that region of coun-
try lying contiguous to ClaysVille, extending
his researches north and south of that point,
for about six miles, and also spent some
time in wandering through that part of West
Virginialying adjacent to Washington oun-
ty. On the 18th ultimo, the Sd vant was re-
warded by finding the huge stone on the
farm of Mr.. Frederick Miller, about two
miles north of Claysville. 1t was lying at
the base of a high hill, which is heavily
timbered with oak, and was deeply imbed-
ded in the soil and almost concealed from
view by dead leaves the wind had blown
over it. The discovery was only an acct
dental occurrence. The Professor being we'll
acquainted with the geological strata Of
Western Pennsylvania, was engaged in To-
eating a we'll for the Claysville Oil Company,
and in the discharge Of this duty stumbled
upon the spot where the immense aerOlite
lay. 1t required three men several days to
unearth the monster. 1t had penetrated
the earth until it came in contact with a
stratum of limestone, when this sudden
check of its fearful velocity caused it to
break into many pieces of all sizes and
shapes, yet when the earth was removed
from around it, it still preserved its original
shape so that the Professor was enabled to
have a photograph made of it, and it only
fell to pieces when the specimen hunters
tackled it.
Prof. limerick states that there are only IS
well-authenticated cases in which a~erolites
lave fallen in the United States during the
last 60 years. Besides these there are 26l
the date of whose fall is reasonably we'll de-
termined. There are also n instances of
aerolites in which the date of fall is not
given authoritatively. Add to these sc
masses, which, from their peculiar compost
ton, are believed to be aerolites, though the
date of their fall is not ascertainable, and
we find the entire number of aerolites which
have fallen to be about 1870.
Prof. limerick says this stone will weigh
perhaps 200 tons, being considerably heavier
than the aggregate weight of all which have
heretofore fallen. On an analysis it was as
certained that there was in its composition
chromium, nickel, aluminium, copper, mag
nesium, tin, and other metals and metal
loids.
1t contained 81 per cent. of iron which
may be readily worked. This indicates that
the stone is not of terrestrial origin, for while
iron ores are abundant in nature, iron in the
metallic state is exceedingly rare. 1t also
contains in a small quantity a substance
called schrelbersitc, a composition which
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16

THE PENALTY OF PROFANITY.-The
average small boy of the present day is
seldom ut a loss for something to say, even
in the most embarrassing situations. Bob
by, a precocious youth Of six summers, had
been indulging in profanity, and in order
to escape the punishment for which his
mother had made preparations, he crawled
under a barn and remained there in a state
of siege for tine greater part of the afternoon.
When his father returned at night and
learned how matters stood he made his way,
with much difficulty, under the barn in
search of the boy. "Hello, pa" said Bob
by cheerfully, as his sire approached, "you
been swearing, too"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16

@r"I intended totell Jane to bring fresh
bucket Of WATER" said the wife of Profess
sor Nottlehead, looking up from her sewing.
"You doubtless mean a bucket of fresh
water" rejoined the husband. ~ wish you
would pay some little attention to rhetoric
your mistakes are embarrassing" Some
months later the professor said: my dear
that picture would look to advantage if you
were to hang it over the clock" "Ah" she
replied; ''you doubtless mean if l were to
hang it above the clock. If l were to hang
it over the clock we couldn't tell what time
it is. wish you would pay some attention
to rhetoric; your mistakes are embarras'
sing"
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has never been found except in aerolites.
It's specific gravity is 7,412, about twice that
of the Gurnsey, o., a~erolite, which fell on
the 1st of May, 1860. The elevation of the
aerolite wa computed to be about 25 miles
above the earth's surface, and its path was
nearly horizontal. The length of its visible
path was about $50 miles, and it moved
from northeast to southwest. The time of
its flight was estimated between S and 10
seconds, indicating a velocity of not less
than Is or 90 miles per second.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16
Mnmurons department.
QUARTER FOR A QUARTER OF MUTTON.
Extract from a letter to the governor of

QUARTER FOR A QUARTER OF MUTTON.
Extract from a letter to the governor Of
Arkansaw:
81 send you by John Cobbletree, one of
my %neighbors, a quarter of mutton and a
mess of young squirrels. I do this jest be-
cause I like the course you have always
took. I killed the squirrels yistidy an I
know they air fresh. Thar amt nothin'
nicer than young squirrels. I eat 'em some
times till I am fit to pop. Now let me say
something about the mutton. 1t is fresh
an fat an I hope you will enjoy it. One of
my ~neighbors lost a sheep the other day an
he. has accused me of stealin' it. He has
had me arrested an I am now in Jail. He
come to my house an grabbed holt OF
a sheep that I had jest killed, but I man.
aged to keep enough to send to you. I am
mighty fond of sheep meat an when I am
right hungry I ken eat it till I am fit to pop.
My trial will come off in a day or two an
the way things are shapin' I I'M afeerd they
will put it to me jes fur a joke. These
folks out here air the prankinist set of peo-
pie I ever seen. They air allus happy when
they kan git a joke On a prominent man
like me. I wouldn't be surprised if they
carry the joke so far as to want to send me
to the penitentiary. This would hurt my
chances for the legislature. I don't want to
be beat, but if they keep me shut up very
long the other Teller will git ahead of me.
After you eat your mutton I wisht you
would write a note to the sheriff an tell
him to let me out. Say, I forgot to tell you
that the gram jury has been let into the
joke an that they have brought in Il joke
of indictment ag'in' me. They may try
me en- pass the joke of a sentence on me
before your note gifts here, so 1 wish you to
write out a pardon after you eat your mutton
an tell the judge that I am free. l know
the joke will tickle you and you may make
the pardon read just as amusing as you
please. "-ArkansaU Traveller.
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was. Silence on this point makes the Ian
guage emphatic,

guage emphatic.
The Church af Ephesus is exhorted to
consider the extent Of its fall and repent
and do its first works. The fall although it
may have consisted of a single act, evident
ly was very great. Not only had the Ephc-
sian Christians left their first love, but they
had also ceased to do their first works. A
part of their piety was a thing of the past.
In the event they refused to repent our Sa-
viour plainly and positively says: 81 will
come unto thee quickly, and remove thy
candlestick out Of his place." From verse
twenty of the first chapter we learn that the
candlestick means the Church itself. Obey
or perish is a precept of the gospel as well
as ofthe law. a lesson is suggested to those
congregations which are dilapidated and
apparently on the road to extinction. Re-
member from whence you have fallen and
repent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16

Two MISERABLE SINNERs.-At a revi-
val in Rocky Hollow, Deacon Budd arose
to "relate his experience" and gave him.
self a very hard name, and so did every
body else, that he did not deserve the hall
of it. But it was the style for the saints to
give themselves a setting down for the ben
eft of sinners, and Brother Budd played it
for all it was worth.
eyes, brethren and sisters" he said, in
conclusion, SPIN sech a pore, Unstable sim
ner that it's a wonder the Lord has marcy
On me, and lets me live. I feel as If
hain't no business in sech a meeting as this,
and my place is in the corner behind the
door,"
Sister Briney, who wa a widow, and sus-
pected of a fondness for the widower, Dea-
con Budd, arose and told her story, and a
sad one it was. There had never been such
an utterly unworthy object, such a continu-
al monument of mercy, as Sister Briney,
if her showing up of herself was to be taken
for truth.
Eyes, brethren and sisters" she said, at
the windup, "I'm such pore, mis'able sim
ner, that it's a wonder Pm allowed to stand
here. I feel as if my proper place is behind
the door along with Brother Budd."-TFav'
eler's Magazine.
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aay" The first ship which sailed from Eng
land in 1862, under Sir John Hawkins, on
the GRAND of buying human beings in AT
RIGA and selling them to the West Indies,
bore the sacred name of tests, and the
Spanish Government during two centuries
concluded more than ten treaties in 1.-THE
name of the most Holy Trinity" which
authorized the sale of more than 100000
human beings, and received, from it a tax
of over $4,000 lives.
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RELIEF!
For Forty Years A Sufferer from Catarrh.
WONDERFUL TO RELATE.

ssENOR forty years I have been a victim to CA
TARRH- three-fourths of the time suf-
ferer from excruciating pains across my forehead
and my ~nostrils. The discharges were so often
sive that | hesitate to mention it, except for the
good it may do some other sufferer. I have
spent a young fortune from my earnings during
my forty years of suffering to obtain relief from
the doctors. | have tried patent medRines-ev-
cry one I could learn of-from the four corners
of the earth, with no relief. And AT LAST (57
years of age have met with a remedy that has
cured me entirely-made me a new man. /
weighed 12S pounds and now weigh l46. I used
thirteen bottles of the medicine, and the only re-
greet l have is that being in the humble walks of
life may not have influence to prevail on all ca
tarrh sufferers to use what has cured me, Guinn's
Pioneer Blood Remover. HENRY CHEVES.
mo. 267 Second ST., Macon, Ga"
NJ Henry Cheves, the writer of the above
formerly of Crawford county, now of Macon,
Georgia, merits the confidence ofall interested in
catarrh. W.. A. HUFF, Ex-Mayor of Macon"
Asuperb Flesh Producer and Tonic.
Guinn's Pioneer Blood Remover
Cures all Blood and Skin Diseases, Rheumatism,
Scrofula, Old Sores. Aperfect Spring Medicine.
If not in your market it will be forwarded on re-
ceipt of price. Small bottles 31.0O; large bottles
Sl.75. Essay on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. MACON MEDICINE COMPANY,
Macon, Georgia.
For sale by LOWRY & STARR, Yorkville.
April s II 1y
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YEARNING FOR BLoOD.-Master Stuart
R. Crane, the precocious six year old son OF
William H. Crane, the popular comedi-
an, terrified his mother the other day by
rushing into her room at a Cincinnati hotel,
flourising a mammoth toy pistol.
"Stuart Robson Crane" she cried, "what
on earth have you got there"
"a pithtol, answered the boy, IAN Pm
goin' to thoot a manw
mo, you're not, either" said Mrs. Crane,
in a stern, commanding voice. "Give me
thathorrid pistol at once or I'll tell your
father"
"Oh, I don't care" cried the young hope
full, defiantly. He's the man Pm going
to thoot ?"-Chicago Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-06-16

THE BARBER WAS TO BLAME.-There
were innumerable little scratch marks on
the girls face when she appeared at break
fast Monday morning.
"My gracious, Kitty" exclaimed her
father, "your face is all scratched up"
Eyes, papa, she replied demurely !;
"George was here last night"
"What's that got to do with it."
"Why, papa, you know the barber shops
are closed on Sunday now, and'-
"That's enough" he interrupted, cpl
see about this" and he hustled off to see
the authorities.
A REASONABLE EXPLANATTON.-"Ifyou
are a quiet, honest citizen of New York,
how did these skeleton-keys and brass
knuckles happen to be found in your pants
pockets?" asked Judge Duffy of a hard
looking case.
"Were those things really found in my
pants ?" asks the prisoner, incredulously.
"You know very we'll that they were"
swell, judge, the only explanation l can
offer is that during the scuff1e me and the
policeman who arrested me must have
changed pants. We were very much eX-
cited at the time"
FRENCH FOR SEVEN BUTTONs.-"Let
me see some of your black kid gloves" said
Mrs. Snaggs to a clerk at a Fifth avenue
store.
"These are not the latest style, are they?"
she asked, when the gloves were produced.
eyes, madam" said the clerk. ave
have had them in stock only two days."
81 didn't think they were, because the
fashion paper says that black kids have tan
stitches and vice versa. I see the tan
stitches, but not the vice versa"
The clerk explained that vice versa was
French for seven buttons, and Mrs. Snaggs
bought the gloves.
m~ Little Jack-"My mammals new fan
is hand-painted." Little Dick-"Pooh! who
cares. Our whole fence is.