Savannah morning news., 1886-06-30

HOSTESS W ndE mas become OF SANDY Om1J
who stood 30 high in your class?
Alumnus-Oh, he has taken orders come
time.
Hostess-He's in the minlstry2
Alumnus-No. in a restaurant.-Ltfe.
IN the vestibule of restaurant in Pesth
which employs young women as mattresses.
the following notice is posted: "Gentiemen
are requested to abstain from kissing the
Mattresses on the stairs, as this is a fruitful
source OF breakage and impedes the services"
-Cdterer.
A WESTERN PAPER is asking its readers to
say what in their opinion is the highest test OF
honesty. This is a very easy question to an
swer. The highest possible test OF honesty Is
for q passenger IN horse car to pay his fare
when the conductor has forgotten to collect
it.-RGi1aoay Age.
THE FLY ICEMAN.-
The ceman wants to sell his ware
And always leaves-dog gone i'll
The cake OF ice each morning where
The sun VIII shine upon it.
1t melts away in such warm weather..
-BoSton O0trier.
WOULD Won like the rest?'' asked The gen.
lie oct, looking mildly around ths party OF
o9n esistants to whom he nad JuIS reau NJ
teen ages of his last Poem-"wouu you IKE
the Jf'
Sihanks. awfulIv," said that dreadful and
arfeeling young Merrithought; but don't lie
800 particular about the rest. ANY rest Will
Go as. san FTdactScG1.
q SIS lLEMAN well acquainted in Taylor's
sails ass the people there are not generally
veH eng prayers, but they go at 1t with
.eiasrg 9 regularity and IN nanlmlty. AND
h-r uuF. 1mewhat from the old stereotyped
torlr sch one closing with these words,
t.8 q season our regular log jam"
r. 1l cas- a regular godsend to the people
ru tlfre sHEta0Itsr AtnR.) 6dsstte.
FeeIlea1t .N-You, ah, have no ruins in this
.all1try. 4oa you know.
afssan- OF a ruin. You see, when a
oaf.fug 81 Jala country shows signs of decay
~ f.l.f alsa to fall down of its own rot
--aass Ho,fr We tear it down, and in Its
gin builc ell er a tirst-class hotel or a
lcn 1ag. W re short on ruins, John, but
-e'fc ioHg On en erprise.-Eccbdage.
gltosroNa nc ossA-Are you there, Mo-
riessr ta Ciacs e-I am. Gladstone avic.
r .lustane- pel blow up London yet
a"aile % Donovan, larling. Be decent. Give
Ee.e .tycu e, old chop, I'll do it..
/ la tls dta mite ryl-Aisy, byes, aisy
; ra s-aat. l a4tspc e,-frish-A Enericd
o. fe- Gays ing: smith-Ars the
WHISKY au1 r,sars If .ght?
! oWn--tc tl.ev'fe der the seat.
~m.tu--And the tgIch'
I Sra4r Et2t's uaGct 9 seat, too.
{ ~rifH-Ani lle hooks nd lines?
rov s--I}v .tave. y fGg { them entirely,
/ nfr,-Iha.'s TOO bsl Well, 1 SUPPOSE
D
withot 1em -ftfe.
J 1Ni isE lluB Sn- W." retty girl that
"sb, Icoaed ~ y5.l os.s she knew you."
! 'tYats
.Da.s abcnf
'',Tsl D. fuct'- re boy, gis Is my sistaw
Z But ete 0flYiau ei-w that Vuns a staw
easg 11rlaJAins 0I saat saBt, and hey live in d
HsawAing hogee. 5J cawat adord to wscog.
iatLc he 10 putHe Hut always send heI
a. ~ esrLi ar Aav fral'e. Paw girl! She hai
t..nu faoi7s TsioaH tran crIniual, dom
Gle " know .- le-l g.
olF 81 is tdo i'a -al Wisa you, , ahn? Yo-
arr, nave ht.a ,l. on are weu ed. and
more f~r suspect .0l -ae tlo in9 Of you
time in 1e a.rtp5n tie otefN
"Ahl s-. eeo ~ leath l#f NY or wife
mysp.rt.s AlFs egu .haf lor. fef the nee'
Of dfHp d .lffg ssndt y ati9f. fot
would. 7.sh 10 1cu7 me 81 hitl'a cansola
tionP
soled2n
"Ah! size. yur r.r.r .uf. H ,tlf..A =:
afraid, ST. .lu l5ons li'. '-PuckE&e'