Mexico weekly ledger., 1886-06-10
Nasty.
Mr.. Nasby in Chicago-He Joins the
Communists and Works With
Them.
CHICAGO,

OWN to the fact that I never he'd
suilishent energy to shave myself, and
the bloated barber at the Corners,
which is also a monopolist, charges
ten cents for Shawn. Ef / ever he'd
ten cents | shood not waste 1t on
persnel appearance, wich is vanity.
shood hev depositid it at Bascom's,
and bin refreight.
In conscience NV my general wild
and disheveled appearance, and the
fact that I Good talk more dynamite
in mint than any wun Nv EN- Good
IN hour, wuz received with open
arms and wuz to wunst installed ez q
Deputy Agitater and given credit at
a Socialistic Bar with unquestioned
run at the free lunch. I am entirely
happy, and don't keer straw now
whether Cleveland sends me nv
commishn Or not. I am beginin to
suspect that he is a bloated monopo-
list, and 1 hev hopes that some time
l may hev the oppertoonity NV sackin
the White House. l shood like to
git into the cellar Nv that institooshn
for jest mint.
We hev our hall for the groop to
which Iblong, convenient over a beer
shop, and we hev very clost conex-
shun to that none Nv the Friends NV
Iaber need 60 without their susie
nance any length Nv time. We are
in session continoyolly, our motto
balm Eternal Vigilence is the price
NV Liberty" Besides the necessity
of constant consultashen we want
our Sekretary and Treasurer to be
alluz reddy to reserve contribution
from the opprest labrin man. We
can't consult and speek in his behalf
agin the oppression and brootal mo-
nopolistic employer without money,
and Nv course ez we are labrin for
him it is only rite that he pays the
shot.
We discussed the eight hour biznis
last mite, but we didn't come to any
conclooshn. The pint wich he he'd
to consider wuz this: Kin the aver
age labrin man earn enuff in eight
hours, each day, to feed bis family
and keep us, the feeders and agita-
tors, in beer?
1t wuz discussed at length, the
opinions diffirin largely. Some Nv
US thought he mite do it, and others
that it couldn't be did in less than
nine hours, and some held that it
wood be impossible in less than ten.
The matter wuz laid over, ez ther
wuz enuff money in the trezury to
pervide fur our immejit wants and
git each of the groop a moo SCOT Nv
cloze.
l wuz in the mob last week, and
reely enjoyed myself. I kept myself
at safe distance from the poleece,
but when the assault wuz made onto
that drug store 1 wuz there and con,
spikoous in the front. 1t wuz me
which broke down the door, and ]
made the fust rush at the whiskey
and other iker jars. In our haste
some Nv US got hold Nv jar Nv car
bolic acid, but it didn't make any
difference. We drank it all the same
and it wuz ruther pleasant novelty
Their amt no acid that kin injer ths
bowls Nv a perfeshnel Laber Agitatel
which hez been brot up on moo Loo
isville or Chicago whiskey. Ou1
stomiks is glass-llned and backed u
with brick. After we got through
with that gallon jar the most Nv oul
groop wanted more Nv it.
/ inflicted a crushin blow onto tn,
graspin monopolists that mite, by
emptyin the cash drawer and karryil
off, in addishn, sum of 5000 in goods
That is the only way to teech thes'
aristocrats that the people have rites
Property is a crime, and the pos
SCISSOR Nv property is an oppressor
We despise property so much tha
We spent in the beer shops, tha
mite, every penny we seezed from tn
: shops which we gutted. With al
our opportoonities we shel never b
bloatid possessors NV property. Th
appetite each NV us hez acquired fu
: whisky is suffishnt sekoority fur that
r To fit the company / am in, he
changed my name. l am knowd no'
: ez "Petroleumoff Vesooviusatsk
! Nasbyenski,' wich is a joodishyn
e mixter NV Rooshn Polish and Bnhe
= mian. No man can be a dynamit
t leeder. or be entrusted with bomb:
: wich hez an Amerikin name. On
5 names are so ponderous that shoe
: any number Nv US go away on
i mishD, we shood hev to hev a ba.
gage-wagon to kerry them.
We hev faktry in the basemeI
under the 'sloon for the manufaktt
!. of bombs and matches. Every men
Der of the groop is drilled in th
n yoose NV these weapons agin tyrann.
|. A bomb thrown into Q house pc
b doses O terri wich renders plunderi
0 Nv it an easy matter. This is fur tt
= cities. Fur kentry yoose, matchs
o is perfered. When farmer hez e
e to the pint Nv refoozin to jine the ol
prest workers Nv the world, and COZ
tribit to the support nv the dauntle:
feeders, it is very easy to bring hi