The Arizona sentinel., 1886-08-28
NOT A SUCCESS.
A New-Fangled Experiment Which Waa
 Not Entirely Satisfactory.

A New-Fangled Experiment Which Was
 Not Entirely Satisfactory.
 Just before Eckson and his wife start ed on their bridal tour, Eckson said: 'We want to shoE people that all new. Unmarried people are not silly"
 'tYes, we do, Henry"
 '.Now, when we get on the train, let us not pay any attention to each other"
 "All right" :"
 "We'll lean apart from each other and act as if we have been married for years, won't we?"
 ''Yes. Oh, tell you what would be the funniest idea in the world, Henry We'll take different seats, and after awhile we'll get acquainted. Won't that be nice?'
 ''First-class; splendid.
 When they boarded the train they took opposite seats. Henry took up a newspaper, and Mollie looked at the wavering landscape. After awhile, Henry looked up, and saw the conduc- tor sitting with Mollie. Henry chuck led. "Thinks she's in love with him, l reckon" the bridegroom unused. Be lieve I'll go forward and take smoke " His cigar must have been unsatisfactory, for he soon threw it away and resumed his seat opposite his wife. The con- ductor was telling an amusing story. and Mollie was laughing gleefully. She did not even look at her husband
 "This is playing it little too tine," Henry unused. ''l like to see good act ing, but she acts little too we'll"
 The train stopped at station, and the conductor gotup and went out. but returned immediately, and again sat down by Mollie. Just then a young woman came along and asked Henry if she could share his seat. He gladly consented, musing that he could play even with his wife. A few moments later, while he was busily talking, he saw, with sweetened thrill of revenge, that his wife was looking at him. At the next station the young woman got off the train, and when the conductor went out, Henry sat down by Mollie.
 ''I don't know what you want to sit down here for,'' she snapped. ''Why didn't you get off tie tra;n with"
 "What do you want to talk that way for, precious?"
 "Precious nothing. Go on, I don't want you here.
 Il suppose you would rather talk to the conductors"
 ..I'd rather tall to anybody that will treat a.e Wi.h respect.
 Now, darling"
 Darling nothing. Pm going to get of the tram and go home, that's what r. gong d0. Tn not going to live we you, ta.,s 's5,at l ain to tel him
 s- Is nc why, y. .7rt1- W.sG ,espect.
 -a to let on li.',nd 'g and neyer did. You
 n do tha gore. oudon't s -.lo-.1a aotbiae Go On. l ..tnt you here don,t ,a pw. don't be foolish. You Na ou carried on with the cond know ow 7w him before, either. 9Ictor. lever mischief I haven't. HS s.Tbe was going to iDtroduCg $ my ncle. didB' want him 9se goa to i'm, bB8 married until # to know . lat "a t,"" we of # 't the ust before 0Iolde. ~ ..Won't -ou fa-giye .T ough. not y2u uoo, ?, .I was jealous i"' .5aalou
 loved m aaouaL
 
 ..Bl do. Don on love mo inst . little a
 Yes saosS 'san .<ou do me-" .'Yes.
 'iNo. .1u don't, precious"
 '.Yes, do, darling."
 '.If these people were not looking I'd kiss you" Henry, after short silence, remarked:
 It's none of their business.
 Put your head on my shoulder. There "
 He put his arm around her, and when le thought that no one was lookino. kissed her.
 ''Do you love mt?" she asked.
 II adore you"
 "You make me awful happy" ''You will live with me, won't voupr "Yes, always, We like the old fash oned bridal tour tle best, don't we?" "Yes." "And we don't care how many people Ire looking, do we?' "No." And if they don't like it they can get ,ff the train car f. theyp'' "Yes, and you will live with me, won't you?'
 II couldn't live without you." 'I couldn't live without you. either.n "Because you love me, don't you?" , ''Yes, and because you love me, don't 7ou?" Just then man got up, opened his ( 7alise, took out piece of cake, handed $ t to Henry, and said: , Its yours. Take it. , II don't want it. z ''But you have earned 1t. :" s "I won't have it. The man threw the cake on the seat. nd, as he made break for the forward ar, said:
 That's the sickest bridal affair ever aw, and used to be a captain of a ! "-ArkGnSGoO IraUeter.
 Chicago PoIiteness. [ The story is going the rounds that a olite Chicago burglar entered the house V beautiful lady who immediately C tinted. whereupon he ransacked tbo z