The Portland daily press., 1886-03-09
THE PRESS.
TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH 8.
WIT AND WISDOM.

Stepping stones to success
Learn your business thoroughly
Keep at one thing: in nowise change.
Always be in haste, but never in a hurry.
Observe system in all you do and undertake,
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth DONG
well.
One to-day is worth two to morrows.
Be self reliant; do not take too much advice,
but rather depend on yourself.
Never fail to keep your appointments, nor to
be punctual TO the minute.
Never be idle, but keep your hands or mind use
fully employed, except when sleeping.
Use charity with all; be ever generous in
thought OF deed; help others along LIES thorny
He that ascends the ladder must take the lowest
round All who are above were once below.
Colgan's Tafy Tolu clears the voice. All
speakers and singers are beginning to use it,
The way to argue down vice is not to tell lies
about ito say that it has no attractions, when
everybody knows that it has-but rather let it
make out its case just as 1t certainly VIII n the
IRonlent of temptation, and then meet IL WIN the
weapons furnished by the Divine armory.
NJ L. Scranton, Pa, Blair, Alderman 9TH Ward,
stated Nov. g., 49, He had used Dr. Thomas
Eclecric Oil for sprains, burns, cuts, bruises and
rheumatism. Cured every time
A plan for rendering paper as tough as wood or
leather has been recently introduced on the Con-
tnent 1t consists in mixing chloride of zinc with
the pulp in the course of manufacture. IT has
been found that the greater the degree of eoncen-
tration of the zinc solution the greater Will be the
toughness of the paper 1t can be nsed for boxes
and for roonng.
have received goodldeal of benefit from your
medicine, Athlophoros. 1t helped to drive the
rheumatism out of my limbs to great extent
think it good medicine, and have recommended
m cevaral narSons VIM Nichols Chester. Mass,
First Dude-"Yas, Chawley is a good enough
fellow but he is feahfuy defawmed, you know"
Second Dude-"Defawnled? No, didn't know
It, In what way is Chawley defawmed?"
''Why, Gawge you see he has a hawid great
eowlick wight on his forehead, SO he can't part
R I n as he lis Z
DANCED good fellah, you knaw"
Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liv-
er Oil with Hypophosphites, in 7uberca-
Tar Troubles Of the Lungs, DIR. A. f. JOHNSON,
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, says: 81 have used SCOTS
Emulsion in Tubercuar troubles, with satisfac
ton, both to patients and myself"
Mr. Tralbalance," said old Hyson to the book
keeper, you were away two days last week.
II was Mr.. Hys0n; | was summoned suddenly
to attend the funeral Of my granddaughter ,.
quite right: Accept my condolences Did you
bury the old lady?"
''Ah, yes; buried her. / thought from your
breath you had embalmed her," Uong and con-
tinued Sience)
Ii there ever was a specific for any complaint
then Carter's Little Liver Pills are specific for
sick headache and every woman should know
this Only one pill dose.
Marryin' man amt like settin' alongside of
of him of nights and hearing him talk pretty;
meetn' after that~Rose Terry Cooke
Il had catarrh for ten years; used Vegetine for
a few months and was entirely cured.'
An Englishman who was told of the recent as
had not vet been discovered, made some remarks
about the sluggishness OF the French police In
London" said he, 'iOur detectives would have fill
ished the thing up by this time"
They would have discovered the guilty par
ties?"
would have had at least dozen condemned"
My friend, look here! you know how weak and
nervous your wife is, and you know that Carters
Iron Pills, will relieve her. now why not be fair
about it and buy her box?
A newspaper correspondent furnishes 'ttle
list'' OF people who he thinks would never be
missed" a few of which we give
The man who smokes paper cigarettes, poison
ing the air Of the room he inhabtS and for several
yards around him on the street.
The man who interrupts when you try to talk
with MIN.
The argumentative man who makes assertions
for the purpose of calling out contrary opinions
and then fights with the owner OF said opinions
because they differ from his own.
The woman who asks personal questions and all
kinds of questions; who bores into every creyice OF
your heart, your home and your purse for the sake
of indulgng vulgar and protitless curiosity:
The man who always threatens to do fine things
to give his friends pleasure, and never does it.
The creature who splits on public stairways. in
horsecars, hall and other places frequented by
clean people.
The woman who gossips about the private af-
fairs of Aer acquaintance.
The suspicious person who sees evil in the most
innocent actions because evil is within him or
her
The woman who sits in front of You wearing
towering bonnet and hobs from side to side.