New-York tribune., 1886-07-20
THE TALK Of THE DAY.

The Cheftan, OF Socorro. n. NJ, knows man who has
heard from the highest authority that man has
recently discovered rich gold mine in Socorro County
personal the editor s not at liberty
give the snap In the meanwhile the Socorro-
mans diligently buying The Chieftan each week to
precious Information may not have oozed out
bv mistake.
Coffee had been almost the sole table beverage OF tho
South, and prvaton caused more actual discomfort
among the people at large the There
nothing for which they strovo eagerly aud unceas-
ngly 10 procure a substitute. Few Indeed were the
into the cofee-po Wheat rye, corn, sweet potatoes,
peanuts dsudelion seed, Okra seed. persimmon seed
melon seed. but few OF the substitutes which had
their and day. A liz for the difference De-
Rio aud rye" said the witslAtlantic Monthly.
The Nec.York Freeman wants to have the 1st of
August made q general anniversary Of Emancipation
day.
We are somewhat shocked to hear that OF
esteemed young a- forgot his to take
nine pic his pa at time while dining
at neishborins town recently-lLoyaiton Dakl
Journal
Have You = a"ticed." says philosopher in The
Washington Critic, "that If sss cr!yer has holiday
day O they say at the stables, he will do hChing
that day but ride up and down the roai and talk
shop all day driver. and he 10 of the first
board early car or give night watchman night
off, and fate he will and cit all night,
smoke and chat with the watcnman on iuty and say
next day with dgnihed air: Il was not "on" " last
night"
There lttle sweet pretty and all the
way through the desert Of life. but tho fat man who
breaks a suspender hot day when running to catch
q doesn't think OF this. -Boston Courier.
An oldtime citizen OF Palmer. Mass. had perfect vi
rago for wife, but managed to 1.-Two with her very ami
cably Being asked once how he did 1t he replied: ~
nave trouble. When she says yes. say yes When
she says It is cold. say yes. mother 1t Is cod. Often
she woke up In dark and stormy nights and would
say: Just how bright the moon and stars sre.
always said yes She would then turn over perfectly
satisfied, go to sleep and bo happy"
YOUTHFUL JOY
Again to lake and woodland shade
The Sunday scholars hia.
To drink the picnic lemonade
And eat the custard pie.
They'll sport beneath the leaty treeA
Explore fair natures bowers
Be bitten by irogs ants AMI fees,
And drenchcd by thunder showers
Be stung by nettles, fierce as darts.
As through the meals they run
What OF III Bless their little hearts
IL they believe 1t fun
Whom winter grim resumes his sway,
And SHOWS around them lie.
They'll talk about ne happy day
The picnic last July.
-(Boston Courier.
Nature seems to fight against the people who want
water IN parts OF the West. IN Denver they
bore an we'll almost suro TO strike big
vein Of natural god then they forget all about
wanting water aud will recognize nothing but cham
page.
Armand-Come fly with me, mplore you
Camille-N-verl sir; you insult ine
Armand-Wbat you will hot xol
4Csme- will resist you with all tho rength or my
woman's nature. II you would tear from this place.
Won must nrst crug and render UNCONSCIOUS.
Iou will mud bottle OF chorofOrm on the bureau
there.-(Chicago Rambler.
They say that Eugene Field. of The Chicago News.
getting ready for tho literary that is
To strike that by laying In supply Of Tyrian
purpe half hose aud vonotiau gondola
Hilarious Passongsr-rve got pass ouer this road.
| can gut one auy day want
President OF the Road (unrecognized)Will you allow
To see II =
Certainly. Here ia'
"Ths 10 4 regular uckoL You paid for IT,
"Why OF course did You ddn't suppose | stole IL.
eh buy ono every day. didn't say iI WAS = FREQ
pass Philsdeiphla Call
Work progressing tho American Hospital In tho
CITY OF Mexico. and it viii be completed short time
"Oh, hum! Ifeol all broken up to-day" SAID Mr.
Youn gnnsDand rusfuliy LOOKING a himscf In tho mir
ror"
Yea dear," said tho young BRIDE tenderly. 8" know
all about IL read II IN tho paper this morning."
"You dad, eh yelled Mr. IUunEhusDand. breaking on
10 tho middle OF yawn aud making oxotod dash Tor
tho paper. "Wh-where 10 1t Wh-wnat does I sayf"
why darling. how nervous you are IL doesn't say
much Only that tho knights Of Leisure held thor an
nuH last night And lhAtth party broke up 81