Smyrna times., 1886-05-05
WHOLE NO. 1906.
Sharp, Short and Sunny,

ACnOCLCu AlOuA 1AO " GOO
miles.
Dandelions, like yellow buttons dot
the grecnsward.
The first use of locomotive in this
country was in 1929
Mr.. Garland has not cleared away
any of the clouds which surrounded
his fair name.
Never borrow trouble. The interest
you have to pay for the accommoda-
tlOn IS excessive.
Al funny exchange says it only re-
mains for the babies to boycott the bot
tie and we all may be happy yet.
About 100000 shad were sent to the
Philadelphia markets by the tow-line
last week. Prices were very low.
When a man gets to going down hill
it duz seem az tho everything had been
CREASED for the Ockashun.-JOsh Bill
ings.
Some of the Maryland papers are
| printing public laws instead of editor
ial matter. Interesting to the editors,
anyway.
The Protestant ministers of Rhode
Island have issued a circular over their
names in which they denounce Sunday
newspapers.
Spring lamb spelled with an an"
and green peas shelled from tin can
are among the delicies of the joyous
spring time.
The recent naval practice at Pensa.
cola developed the fact that Uncle Sam
has some very excellent sailors but
some very poor boats.
There is no mistaking John BigelOw's
report on the Panama Canal. 1t states
very clearly that the ditch will be fin
ished provided the supply of time holds
out.
F He who is false to present duty"
says Henry Ward Beecher, breaks a
thread in the loom, and will find the
flaw when he may have forgotten its
cause"
A recognized authority says that "a
bald head'is an indication of intellec-
tuality." True. Intellect will always
force its way to the front, even at a
S theatre.
> The life of silent Congressman must
= be hard one. Forty-two members Of
: Congress are booked for speeches on
I the Morrison tariff bill. What an in
/ Fiction!
If Brdgetonians are paying ten cents
e to see a large steer now on exhibition
a in that city. 1t was fattened by
n Deerfeld farmer and weighs about
Z 300 pounds.
= Senator Evarts, in his late speech
= upon the fisheries question, used one
- sentence that had 179 words in it. He
:, wouldn't have stopped then if he had
y been in "goOd wind"
y The Democratic fight against Randall
ID in Philadelphia seems to be chiefly
o. caused by the COngressman's failure to
IS make enough Office holes" for all the
of Democratic plugs"
AZ 1t is perfectly conceivable that the
- President, without renouncing his own
- convictions about civil service might
ia conclude that it is best for the country
- - not now to enforce them.
Ike Every one of the old Jackson Dem.
ly ocratsn believes the story that the
NO President is engaged-at any rate, he
re has always been engaged when they
n; called at the White House.
,n' The newspapers have settled the fact
IL to their satisfaction that President
lg- Cleveland will marry Miss Folsom in
n- June next. This nomination, if made
- will be confirmed by the whole country
IuI in open session.
i'd A prominent Democrat of Washing
ton offers to bet $1,000 that the Repub
lican party will elect majority Of {
Republican Congress this fall, and an
other $1,000 that the Republicans will
ice elect their President in 1888.
ing The eighty-cent dollars are not with
ing out their use, after ALL To guard tn
vaults in which they are stored give
ont employment to half dozen American
hts citizens who otherwise might fin,
EST nothing to do in these hard times.
ia u d The lynchers of MingO Jack. at Eaton
r. SSo town, n. j., are in limbo. Jersey jus
oy, ~ tice will have no fOOling with her pre-
Ue ,.aI. negatives. She would dispose of he
non U criminals by due process of law, and b,
o., due process will also dispose of tn
q is lynchers.
owe 1t is pretty we'll settled now that MI
the Cleveland will soon lead Miss FOlsOI
the to the altar. In view of this Senate
wer Edmunds is said to be preparing resC
inc. luton calling upon the President TO
the all of the correspondence in the case
so Washington Critic.
etO- ,,.., e 1o,,.,, Io,,c. o,,,, ma,
lrn-' AS tlle Lleu VI ~ ,s'S d1.iS ~ ~
of icunu VI 60 ~ -
5ort are going to see what they can do.
| ~ IL 4 TrnGa a0fn
w w thirtv-three salOOn-keepers and {
- 90 " Dewitt, LowmoOr and Calamus a.
~ threatening dire things to those villail
nS vn5 Gus dealers who, in violation of Il
s-.o law, persist in selling what the peOp
-Tba seem to want.
looC Washington Critic: Daniel" I
.nso ntss1 marked the President to his priva
o'ol secretary, as a tender light shown
his eyes.
" Yes, sir" responded Daniel.
Doesn't all the world love lover
at is so stated by poets sir"
that "And June is the month when love
on hearts catch up the fragrance of tiOwt
and breath it forth again, isn't it, Da
bout iel?"
at a Eyes, sir"
very "And happy lovers we'd in Jul
been don't they, Daniel?"
ction Yes, sir"
who "And what is so rare as a day
5 the June, Daniel?"
"A, is "A Republican wanting to give
f the an office, sir"
ever Don't talk politics, please. {
$ be- you get few days offin June, Daniel
'par- Eyes, sir"
and "In the rosy June, the blue.ey
ming goddess of the year, the sweethe
eally mOnth-can you come to me tn
f, and Daniel, with the old, glad smile
ItiOn, your face, the tender music in "
aren't voice, the sweet wishes on your lips
Dr to eyes, sir. Why do you ask ?"
than Merely for information, Danlt
And the President dived into a sea
papers, and the waves of business rOl
cy of silently on.
form ---'''
Inject The great remedy known as CelC
O the Beef and Iron, is gentle stimulant
n the nutritive, and all who have used it 7
wear nounce it to have been taken with
ed in cellent results, especially when tai