The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-05

Gbisiifs.


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--Tkess ssssr sss 10 good dsy ~ 10
dsy sd 10 mofsev VII b hesief.
-~Thas IL ihs sessca O: the yes when
zee cos GET What you doat ssas real
eh~sP.
"A Pbslsaslpbss siri rscsntiy married >
issir~s msn wbsa she ssts fu nss
bcc1si be- Cart k,et.
Meas the most dangerous straits. :"
ssiI The teacher. "wbisisy stssixbis. re-
pissd ths sssd~as prompily.
--rhs man who isnesisbes 10 jail las
th~ as,ssiscsion Il lssss 81 knoviag that
w srss VI ,h~ vofld u barred oui
--Inpsisses may Win 10 > trial besi.
bai shen the bo1a nd1 rAce IL ran ability
- prssiy certain 70 pocket the money.
--Ds4ooas wear sgasaty tooss on Son
days 10 order 10 wake up slcepcs uhep
thsy head around the oosHibution boIes
Ia l. not . misfortune Tor young
isdy 10 ioss hss good name when nice
youog gentiemaa gives her better
ore
Ill congress will Just agree 70 remain
In session uotil IL meits and runs through
~ creeks 10 tho door. oil will be for.
given
"A Sunday school tSscher told bis In
fanss 70 ssk any question They he'd in their
minds. and lissis ono asksd. when 10
the circus comingr'
"A merchant 10 going 70 have his name
stamped on $1,000. 00o toothpicks. He
seems determined 70 have his nAme In ev-
sybodys mouth.
Ia seems . bard thing that 20 many
dudss should be walking about with moth.
Ing 10 do. whom tho hand organ man hss
70 pay 90 Tor . monkey.
The Kanucks draw tho lice between
the mon who hook money and those who
hook Gsh. They will harbor American
thieves. but not fishermen.
They have 80 egg In Washington said
70 be 1000 years old. That's right; take
care Of it. Wen need Il soon. Oscar
Wilde il coming 70 this country again.
--Landlsdy : The coffee. am sorry 10
Say. is exhausted, Mr.. Smith. Boarder
Smith --Ah, yes. poor thing; I've noticed
that for some time IL hasn't been very
strong.
Train boy --Pecans? Pecans? Filb,rtsf
English waInuis? Testy old gentleman
60 way Haven't got any teeth. Train
boy All right. sir. Gum-drops2 gum
dropsy
There ia no merit simply Ia sitting
10 = rocking chair and reading the Bible.
Some people do nothing with their reIig-
ioa except bilIiously to enjoy their misery
With it,
Il hex bin mosip' round on top dis
ysirth moss eighty ns nov. an II am
my rol.,uu d -liii lat lie pusson. VINO pays
de least siteniiJu 10 sis weather enjoys lie
81 pr crHi ,ii u, ~. II
Smi,h--I saw you carrying home .
couple d uise looking watermelous last
nisu,. liroxn How much did they cost ,
your Brosn-i dout know yet. The doc. :
TOR Is up At the house now.
Before you leave town for your SUM
mrf vacation be sure that you leave no
uupsiI bills behind You won't enjoy
yonr.rli At ali II the tailor or grocer you
ow- iolloss you aud puts up at the same
hot,.l.
--Shs : nd Son't you be able to jcoms
10 my grainatioo. Mr. Ruskin? Hell am
afrAii nvi. Miss Rose. l will either come
myself o. send tome flowers. She-Ah,
that = very kind Of you. ! do so love \
aowers. :
When man takes two cigars from
his pocket. puts one in his mouth. snd
offers you the other with the informs-
tion that they are two for quarter. you
caa generally make up your mind that
be u going 10 smoke the twenty cent ID
ono. y
-BenjAmin Cummings, the inventor OF q
he circular saw. lice buried In Michigan
graveyard. Hall the fingers which bis
Invention has Topped of could be collect q
~ together. be would have . monument q
that would overtop the Washington col n
nmn.
"A rural debating society. after wrest-
ling with the question - 10 whether or rot :
lhe married man who comes home after
/ n. aud finds the door locked 10 justi-
led ia breaking 1t in. decided that be Is,
provided hi. wife il good -nAtured and too
small 4, r.ach bis hair without the all Of
! slrp-ladder ~
Young wife 10 hu.bsnd) --Don't you
notice difference In the milk. dsarfl
Young husband Yes: this IL much better
lhsn We have been getting. Young vile
Very much better l got il Of . new
nau. ,le sid be would guarantee II 10
" perfectly pure. aud 80 bought enough
o last TOT week.
Nov comes "a iconoclast and says
hst there IL . colorsd man who lives u
Il. verpos. where George IL buried. and
. told lady thss oucs there vss little
lave boy nansd Ike. Who lived With Mr..
Washington family. and that what George :,
ally vAs. Il cannot tell lie. father. -
10 did il. !" but TIA. the father didn't hear
IssisLt
WAY are Jon going 70 fastf asked
suator Payne - Senator Hoss brusbsd
astily past him Il ths door Of the cloak
som. senator Blair il about 70 speak," +
.plted the iudse Ia morn Of 1 manic than