New-York tribune., 1886-11-07
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THE 1ALk or THE Ddy

| IHE ldLh Of LIE DdY.
The multiplication Of gin mills and their attendant
| throngs OF drunken "bummers" around the Brooklyn
ehd OF the Bridge Is actually driving passengers from
That highway back to the ferry. Respectable people
properly dislike to land In spot reeking with sale
grog, and be compelled stand, waiting for car
at the door Of a bar room
IL would be interesting to know how larze n
subsidy doctors and undcrtakcrs pay TO the street.
rahroad companies that are still running open cars
1t Is generally supposed that the clergy excel in tho
ability to talk. but 1t lay deputy in the recent
Episcopal General Convention who bore of the palm
Tor talking, having, it Is said made moro than
seventy speeches
Brute Force ACa'n-FdIih-I wa, 50 shocked Las.
nlght don't believe / viii George ii he calls
Maud What did he dof
"Why, last evening be suddenly took hold OF mo.
twstcl nc around into hi, arms and fore By kissed
ever eve nss 1' yon that S9T Sny ds gses he your c wo
No. ne regular sump."-tOmaha Worh
inc san Francisco Bulletin claims for san Franclsco
population Of 275.OOO whites and 25OOO Chinese
The Hon. "Jake" Child. Of Missouri IA delighted
with hb posit United States Minister to Siam,
whenever he appears the streets the natives fau
down on Their faces before him. and bauallous OF
soldiers present arms to him. and make way for
him by force II necessary. In all Mr Chfd's cx-
per'ence a. a Missouri Democratic editor he doe,
not remember ever having received any such atten-
tons.
lratc Parcnt-wclI. sir. whom was young man
never sqnaniercf my fathers money in such scan.
daljus way "a You are doing
Son who Knows his fathers weakness for carlsl--
No. Eerhaps not: but you've been making uD for it
py sqnandcrng my fathers money at a furious rate
over shcc you were young man -fChicago Rambler.
Boston man tolls how few in Enelaad understand
American English az had not been in I.vsrpooi an
hour'' he SAYS. "when became convinced that had
much to learn about the English language When
| e1 he -ho
ccNed me. what are your terms and had snoken
Chocaw she could not have understood me less
what do you charge day q I next venturedi
Charsel she replied. vaguely and I gave IL up
Another woman summoned. and tired again.
An you want the tariff she said at last. and Sire
enough did Now If I had used the worl tariff
Ia that sense in Boston, 1t would have been considered
sang tried in vain TO get pair Of suspenders,
is they would show none but those for stockings
)ut succeeded finally in buying some braces
night prolong the list al infnitum. but enough Is
hown to warrant the publication OF An American
english dictionary of synonymes for the use of travel
ers
Great Inducement.-"Now. Johnny. take your
ned cine like good boy. Mamma will put penny
n your bank every day II you do"
What will 90 buy VT it when 90 gets lots ~
Johnny can bnv mamma new bonnet when ho
johnny swallowed his dose.-(st Louis Chronicle
The oregonian says on what appears TO be good
uthorlty that certain salmon packers on the Pacific
cast, not content with the profits Of legitimate bust
ess. arc canning inferior and unclean and dis
ased fish of the late fall rum and since If honestly
ibelled. the product vouh be OF small value and
low of sale. putting it on the market as "Col-
mbla River salmon" eve regret tho necessity Of
iying," It adds. "that OF all the people who havo
tVhed largely by the native bounty OF this country.
le samon-pacfers OF the Columbia River as a class,
re the most gross and selfish They camp beside tho
yer and despol it ruthlessIy OF treasure which
ghtfuly belongs to future generations. They defy
10 laws made TO protect the salmon, and fish
IN and out OF season. by fair methods or foul. as
nm or interest serves. They at pains to
reserve the salmon by limitation of the annual
,tch nor will they contribute TO support works
correct by artificial means the effects Of their own
wage"
she-We hanlly, but trikc
=. S.-You don't understand that. possibly Perme
to say Il ls the bicycle and tricycle. language in
'gue in Washington and other wheeled towns
ashngton Critic.
The newest addition to the larg. family of trade
urnals is "La Esposcion NOrte "A Americana the first
mber Of which has just been published by Messrs
Parker Read Co. 100 and 123 Tribune Build
:. 1t consists Of forty four pages and covers and
ght serve as model OF excellence in typography
engraving 1t is devoted to the interests OF trade
tn Central and South America, and the keynote OF
reason for being is found in the fact that whiIe
imports OF those countries aggregate about
OO'OOO.OOO yearly. only one twentieth or less of
1t amount is credited to tho United states
Miss Nellie Stager, whose engagement 10 Iorl
tier was announced IN NewYorK yestenlay, is ono
the pretty girls in Chicago society She would be
Grecnn type in any selection Of pretty women
lch should repre,ent the beauty hero Her hgure
tail and wl0wy without beng very slight Her
Q Is classical and her style pure blonde. She has
'ays dressed in the ultra English fashion. in
sses that werc simple and as smooth as Mat
w. the tailor. could make them. Young men
eaOouts have always set her down, IN their club
ID nee, as a prize winner good natured relatNo
the McCornicks has been paying her a great deal
attention for several years, and IL supposed
feel badly cut up. Nellie Stacer has q fortune of
O.OOO Her father ami mother both dead
10 Ger fortune Is her own. She lives In tho i'm
nse Stagcr homestead at the corner OF Eighteenth
and Mich ga ave. where her sister. Mrs Gortnn.