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The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
THINGS SOLDIERS CARRIED.
| Carlos. and Cumbroa. Articles Picked ap
on the Line Of March.

There were lots of funny things
about the war;" said Col Frederick
Martin. OF the BROOKLYN elevated. TO a
Sun reporter the other day, now that
sou think Of them when the tears are
dried away, and aboat the funniest
things / recall were the queer articles
the boys used to pick up on the march
and the eccentric way in which they'd
tote 'em along TO finally adorn some
ditch by the wayside. Stragglers were
the worst at this, but all the fellows
were bad enough. Whenever the army
went through a first family residence
the boys would capture what struck each
rs most attractive, and some OF their
tastes were peculiar. They had a great
weakness for cradles. Yen may ask me
what man treading his way TO the front
wanted with q mahogany cradle, and
I'm blest If know, but they took 'em.
First one man would back cradle and
cart it dozen miles; then he'd begin TO
cuss and finally drop it.
Now, you'd suppose that any ordln-
AIRY idiot would just look at that cradle
as it lay in the road and pass on, but
they wouldn't. Some one would be GER
tain 10 piCh II up anu iI3 IL d lew lIlIlCS
further into the Confederacy.
Il recall one cradle that travelled 100
miles on blue backs before it went to
increase the blaze of mess fire. Some
how they seemed to think vaguely that
there was a chance Of getting the infant
soother home, but they never sue
! ceedcd.
THE funniest thing lever saw carried
was a looking glass as high as your head
and two feet wide. | saw it first in the
parlor of a central Nirginian mansion,
and next on soldiers back headed for
| Petersburg. Then | lost sight of it for
two days, and found it again propped
| up against a tree forty miles further
along. The next day Ifsaw it travelling
| tenderly on straggler's back He had
| his gun in one hand, and had somehow
strapped the glass SO he could get along
without holding fast TO it.
''Wcll, this fellow must have got tired,
for the next day third man had it, and
on the next fourth. This chap toted
it into the lines at Petersburg. He set
1t up against tree, took long regret
fui look at full length of his shabby self,
and turned away with sigh.
1T was just as we'll that he did. The
next minute along came MIME bullet,
buzzing like hornet and hit the glass
square in the centre, and smashed it into
frame full of cracks radiating from
around the hole.
1.-The heavier and the more useless the
things were the more they chung to
them, even combining to escort pianos
into uutimely graves in mudhoIes; bat
the man who could steal a rocking chan
was a white robed angel in his own
mind, and the object of universal envy.
another funny thing was to have the
sutler strike camp loaded up with con
densed milk. I've seen whole regi
ment sitting on a fence, each man with
milk can in one hand dipping out the
sweet, thick stuff with his forefnger anC
licking it off with an expression of beat
itude that would make a Raphaellte
saint look sick in comparison"
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
The A 0ei lean Ahead.

The Dutch merchant who presided
over leading store in Hamburg, told
an American that he had just sold about
5000 gui!dcrs, or over 5000, worth of
goods to l ebert Garrett, and that he
made sales to Americans daily. He had
great faith in American honesty, too,
and when | admired piece of this same
old Flamish lace and regretted that |
had not the time TO get money from the
bank before leaving to purchase 1t, he
doubled it up and told me TO take it
along and send him the price at M
leisure. "You can remit me-" said hc,
from Antwerp before you sail il you
have time, or. if more convenient, tax e
it with you and send me tie money
when you get home to America But
/ SAID You don't know me. l am a
stranger here, and leave Amsterdam
this afternoon. Saturday sail for New
York. You have no security for your
money" give me Your visiting card
and your address and that is al | care
for | have often trusted Americans,
and am never deceived" An Ameri-
can merchant who did business in this
way would be liable 10 imprisonment
IOI iunacv
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
Not at Home.

Before Bismarck reconstructed the
map of Europe and made United Ger
many a dozen little municipalities used
to annoy travellers BY stopping them at
their frontiers until they had satisfied
the Custom house demands. A Yankee
once had his carriage stopped at the
frontier of petty princes country.
The Herr Ober, Controieur at the Gus
tom house, came forward, and, much
to his indignation, was received in e
nonchalant way. The Yankee was I'M
eentlemanly enough not to get out of
the carriage or even to take of his hat
The Herr Obcr sharply demanded the
keys Of the tourists trunks, which his
subordinate began handling roughly.
"Here. hands off," shou: ed the Yankee.
Il didn't come from the United States
CT America to be controlled By YOU.
Put those trunks back. Ill not "a
through you at all. I'll turn back. I'm
in no hurry, and don't care for losing
day. You're no country, you're only
spot. I'll 60 round you.-San Fran
cisco DR., 0nout.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
He Was Not Walking.

Jabe Matthias, of the 18th Georgia,
was good solder, but one day when
the Confederates were retreating from
the CORY field of Gettysburg, ,labe threw
his musket on the ground, seated him
self By the roadside, and exclaimed with
much vehemence:
Ill be dashed if I'll walk another
step. I'm broke down. can't do it ~
And Jabe was the picture of despair.
Cit up, man." exclaimed his cap
tain. "Don't you know the Yankees
are following us2 They'll get you
surer'
Cant help it," said Iabe, I'm done
for. I'll not walk another stepw
The Confederates passed along over
the crest of a hill, and lost sight OF poor,
detected ,Jabe.
in moment there was fresh rattle
of musketry and renewed crash OF
shells. Suddenly Jabo appeared on the
crest of the hill moving like a hurricane
and followed by cloud of dust. y.
he dashed passed his captain that officer
yelled:
Hello! Jabe; thought you wasn't
going to walk any more
"Ihundern' replied Jabe, as he HI
the dust with renewed vigor, ''yo,
don't call this walking, do you"
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
A Divorced W0man's Ambition.

The Chicago Herald says: 1--WE just
been out in Denver" said al East bound
passenger, land while there met Mrs.
Tabor, divorced wife of the Senator.
She has not married again, but is living
quietly with her son. She has deveI-
oped very good business tact, and has
taken such admirable care of the 800. :
0 0 which she got from her husband,
that she is now q millionaire. Tabor,
on the other hand, has been gradually
going down hill Not long ago he
made rather lucky hit in some mines
which revived his dropping fortunes a
bit, but the prediction is freely made
that in few years he will fiatten out
into q hopeless bankruptcy. Mrs. Tabor
NO. l, says that she will yet have to
take care of the old man, and that
when his hour of adversely comes, as
come it will, he will find himself de
serted by No. 2, and then he will be
glad enough to return to his first love
and her million 1t seems to be the
height of this woman's ambition to get
her husband back and to be able to Sc,
him up again financially"
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
A Philosopher.

A very successful business man who
lives less than one hundred miles from
Boston is so giyen to saving that when
he cuts off the end of cigar that has
been given to him he puts it in his
pocket A f.iend remarking that his
boots, unusually large ores, were always
polished to the end Of the skill of the
bootblack, asked him the reason of such
care, and why he did not extend it to
the rest of his habiliments. 'Don t
think for instant" replied the pre-
server of cigar tips. that have my
boots polished because care anything
for their appearance. The fact is,
have rheumatism in my feet, and rub
bling makes them feel better. Besides,
l often put on good coat of grease, so
that the bootblack will be obliged to
lengthen his job" - Boston Post.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
Hint. to Con.utnptfve..

3,nsumptives should use food as nourishine
as can be had, and IN a shape that will best
agree with the stomach and taste Of the pa
tent.
Outdoor exercise Il earnestly recommended.
IL YOU are unable To take such exercise ON
horseback or on foot, that should furnish no
excuse for shutting yourself indoors, but Won
.hould take exercise in carriage, or In some
other way bring yourself In contact with the
open air.
Medicines which cause eSpcctc-atloH must
be avoided. For five hundred years ply
s1cians have tried TO cure Consumption by
Il ing them and have failed. Where there Is
great arrangement of the sccretions, with
engagement of air-cclls, there il always
nrofuse cxpectoration. Now Pi-o's Cure re-
moves the engagement and the arrangement
Of the secretions, and consequently land In
this way only dimini-hes the amount of mat
ter expcc. Grated. This medicine does not dry
| 40 a cough, but removes the cause Of it,
When il is impose be from debility or other
| causes to exercise freely In the open air, apart
rncuts q, Cupicd by the patient should be 80
ventilated a. to ensure the constant accession
| II fresh air in abundance.
| The surface of the body should be spongcG
! As often as every third day With tcpid water
| and little sntt-soap; ths = pr,ierapie 10
any other AteF 1d"T1$Iy ddFy with G oI
! Cod Liver or Olive j. the best. This keeps tho
90 es of the skin in a soft, pllRhle condition,
! which contributes mate tally 10 the unloading
| of waste matter from the system through this
| organ You WI please roCbltrc we cure ia i
| d scase " enabling the ora 5 Of the vs. EN-
/ 10 pertO rm their tunfti rs in a normal way.
or In other woids, we remove obstructi II A.,
| while the rccuperat:ve powers OF the system
/ care he disease.
! We W III here say word IN regard TO oonEh
! The {. rnlIng stage. where there Is no con
stitutional or noticeable disease. A cough
! nav or may not foreshadow serious evil; take
Il in its mi des form, 10 say the least, II IS a
! uu sarcc and should he ahefcd.
! A cough is unlike any other symptom OF as
! case. 1t stands cunspirator. with threaten
| ing voice. menacing the health and existence
| Of a vital organ. Its first approac is IN whis-
| pers unintelligible, and at first too often I'M
Needed, but in time IL never fails 20 ma G itseIf
undcrsto od-ncver fails 10 claim the attention
| of those on whom il calls.
If van have "A COZ ia without disease OF the
lungs or serious constitutional disturbance, 50
much the better as few do cs OF Pisos Cure
will be all you may need, while II you 70 Tar
| advanced in Consumption, several bottles may
! lie REQUIRED to effect a permanent cure,
! some one says 1t 1, the hill Whlch produces
/ the echo And here have lived all tines
| years thinking II was the holer.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
Romance of the Mexican War.
. HOW 1T HAPPENED THAT A DECEASED
= VETERAN LEFT TWO FAMILIES.

A strange story was developed ,in
County Register Strunk's Office, at Re. Nd
ing, Pa, when Judith Pauley, lily
seventy years old, set forth by petit1tn
that after forty years had elapsed she
discovered at last that her husband,
whom she had mourned as dead during
all that time, was not dead, but that he
had been living within fifty miles of her
all the time entirely unknown to her.
Samuel W. Pauley and his wife, the
above named Judith, resided at Allen
town forty years ago. hey had several
children. When the Mexican War broke
out Pauley enlisted and was a brave
soldier. Someone must have malicious
IL written TO him while he was absent
that his wife and babies had died, and
when the Mexican campaign was over
Patiey, drcading to go back to his old
homSTa find only the graves of his dear
ones, v8cated at " omelsdorf, small
town fifty miles away, where he lived
until he died.
HIS wife continued living at Allen.
town, and with her children concluded
that husband and father had persisted IN
Mexico. Hence it was that for forty
years they lived within fifty miles Of
each other, each thinking the other
dead.
Pauley, believing himself widower,
married again and raised a family of
children. Recently he died, aged 70
years, and his estate was worth over
$1,000 Letters of administration were
granted to Joseph Helsinger, who mar
red daughter by the second marriage.
In the newspapers the original Mrs.
Pauley, who had never married again,
read of the old Mexican soldiers death,
and her curiosity was aroused. She
sent a man to v ormelsdorf to inquire
into the matter, and to her great sur
prise learned that it was her own nus.
band who had just died. She now
claims to be the legal widow and want:
what is left CT her long absent hus-
bands estate.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

My father was one of the officers with
old Admiral Kearney when he took his
flagship to Honolulu in 1913. The
Islanders were about to hoist national
flag and annul the provisional cessien of
the Islands to England. Admiral eUs
Paulet was there with British feet,
and was very wroth. He sent word to
the Hawaiians that if they hoisted that
flag he would fire On it. Kearney heard
of it. He was a grutf old fellow, an
uncle of the immortal Phil. Kearnev,
WHO fell at Chantilly, and he spoke with
a strong Yankee twang When he beard
that Lord George had threatened to fire
on the Hawaiian flag if it was hoisted,
the old man put on his war paint and
went in solemn state to the flagship of
Admiral Lord George. He was ush9red
into Lord Georges cabin. Taking a
seat and placing hand on each knee
he looked his Lordship full in the eye
and said in a drawl, IL understand
that you said-if them Islanders hoisted
that fiag-you'd fire on it."
The magnificent Lord George drew
himself up, adjusted his eye-g glass and
replied with great pomposity:
"Yes, sir, l did"
"Waal," said old Kearnev, shaking
his head. Il jist come aboard to tell you
that if Jou fire on that flag I'll fire on
YOU"
Lord George was so astonlshed that
ne nearly had a fit of apoplexy. .'Sir, ="
said he when he recovered his breath,
do you know 10 whom you are speak
ing ! am Admiral Lord George Pau
let"
And l." replied the old man, rising
to his feet, lam Admiral Lawrence
Kearney, and if you fire on that flag,
I'll blow you outer water"
Then he returned aboard his ship and
had her prepared for action That
night Lord George got under way and
went out of the harbor of Honolulu,
and when the Hawaiian flag was hoisted
next day, Admiral kearney gave Ma
tional salute.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
Thn. Armsars Dandy.

Niilicnairo Phil Armour has pleas
ant custom If hevtnz sui; Of clothes
once $ year for each Of bis o.1sce em
ployees- This rear al hai oac Of the
poxs visited 9 ceHtatn taller ca the south
slde AL were measured for suits rang
Ing iron so &c SSS. The sxccp,ioa
was . dude. who sooraed the selections
male by his colleagues lie wanted
something gorgeous and tight Citing.
After paving over the fashion plsiea
Of the taller he finally selected piece Of
goods % hick wMli cost sl25 To build
in,o garments. whea the tailor, fcs
weeks later, seni his i,egniEed bill tn che
big PORK packer. the latter male 10
qsisries for the purpose OF finding cut
whether this young man With SUCH
sex,hesic taste was really - unfortunate
as 10 have 10 work.
lis he At work In any Of our depart
mentsf'' Mr.. Amour asked, turning 10
one Of his licatenanss.
Yes; he works in the - rom, -
Was the reply.
"Eh, eh; has he drawn his money Tor
| this month";
mo, sir. not yet"
| w ell, thtn, Eu sct MS sAATs anu
! give it to me, and tell him want 10 sec
| him at once
When the dude ;rippci mp 10 the
| millionaire the latter cleared his tn Al
/ and said
Young man, like Ia have my clerks
consider themselves on an equality with
| un-another. In 10 King over the tailor
! bill | find that you rate yourself Sat
| higher than the figures your colleague.
place upon themselves. As sac M
| tangible proof of your great worth "a
this establishment, it gives me much
sat s'action 10 present 10 YOU youi
months salary. together with my c>ti
mate Of your value -yodr dismissal fru7r
my service Remember I'm an expert
on hogs and know how 10 salt them. IT.
| Chicdgo IT'D, aid
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
Beat Them Both.

There was story that Stephen A
Douglas used to tell. The Democrats
had gerrymandered the State of indi
ana so as to throw heavy Wing ma
jority into a single district. Mr.. Doug
las said that he went to Congress one
year and found his old Democratic
friend Andrew Kennedy representing
this district. 'sHow in the world did
you get here, kennedy9' was Doug
las salutation to him.
sect herer" replied Kennedy; "why
beat two of the strongest Wings in
my district, and l could have beat two
more had they brought them on. y
Boston Herald.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
A DESPERATE ENCOUNTER.
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The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

OF any nature Is u-ua II avoided By those who
nave o-csight. Those who read this " no have
foresight viii lose no time IA writing TO Hallctt
d Co, Portland, Maine, To learn about work
which they can do a. profit of from S. 20 SIS
ami upwards rcr day and live at home, whcr-
ever they are located, Some have earned over
son day. All is new. Capital not required.
! GU are started free. Both sexes. All ages
worker.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

Mr.. F. Rensselaer,, San Francisco, Cal, con-
tracted a severe cold, and became so hoarse
he could net speak. He tried a number of
remed .es without benefit, and even the efforts
of tive physicians failed to give the slightest
re ief. He was induced totry Red Star Cough
CUE, one bottle Of which entirely cured him.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

A DISTRACTED Boston spinster asks
"Why are bcaux so scarce e. They are
not scarce. As matter of fact, there
are more bcaux now than there ever
were. But they are wild because they
are hunted so much
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

Speaking of eccentricities." said Propp'e-
ton. my faith r is an example. He has not
"a. of his hair since the eIee ton of James r..
Polk Indie d The hair must be very long
by this time On. no. The old gentleman
WAS bald before Polk was eiected.H
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

He-Tell me, my sweetheart, are you super
stit1ous She Whats funny question: Why
do you want TO know? He-Answer me first
She-Nhy, am not in the least superstitious.
He-ihen don't mind telling you. You are
nv thirteenth sESeaiheart
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

Mrs. Harriet Cumming. OF Cincinnati Ohio writes
" arly last win er daughter attac ked with
severe cold which 81 { led her ms We trlc 4
several fnedc ln"s none Of VIII ch mel TO do hc
any good, but she costinurl to get worse and III
raised large amount q Hood from her lungs ",
called In family phys!c Al, but he fni ell do hc
any good. At this time a friend VINO had been cure.
by De-. WIN. HALLS BALSAa POE THE LUNGS advise
me TO give II trial We got pttle and rho begar
10 improve, and by the Of three bottles was en-
iITciy cured"
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

STOP that Cough, that tickling in the throat.
STOP that COnsumptivc Condition!
You can be cured You cart afford TO WA Z
DR.. killmer's Cough Cure Consumption oil
viii do it quickly and permanently % cents.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

65 Cents na an 5ef a 1srr .asirrP
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The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

IT has been said that New York is
ashamed of her base ball club. This is
not so. New YORK is too wicked city
to be ashamed of anything.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

The family of Hon. W. B. Hoke, Judge Of the
jefferson County, KY, Court, usei st. Jacobs
Oil with signal success.
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04
A Chestnut.

One of the good old stories is that of
Jones, who called at the house of Rob
inson and was told by the servant that
Robinson was not at home; then when
Robinson called at the house of Jones,
Jones looked out Of the window and
said he was not at home. Robin son
Ms inclined to demur at the apparent
Ionahfulness of this report, when
..Oh. to Linn:
Won were nipson, your servant told me
her but noNhome and l believed
though myself, III are incredulous
hrme. Is your servarl l am not at
n.adit than | amF' ''tled to more
TIE new Lord Mayor OF L..
The weekly Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 1882-188?, 1886-11-04

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stifreners applied
to those new boots and they will never run