Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-15

Any more small fry want to straddl,
this Office?
Bicycle school in the Theater to
morrow night. W
Apostle" Snow, a Mormon bic
gun, is In the penitentiary.
Representative "Billy" WOODBURY.
is III and will probably die quickly.
| United States Marshal Dubois will
returns from the East, probably to-
morrow or next day.
Tom Campbell is "master Of tbo
deck in the Merchants Hotel Office
land pretty room it is, too.
Now, seriously, is it not fact that
you "went off half-cocked?n We
are sorry for you, but we cannot crv
The new hosehouse is being refloored
and generally repaired. A glass
front and new doors will be put in.
| The sudden changes in weather
during the past few days, have caused
much more sickness than is usual in
HALEY.
Mrs. J. w. Burns will take trim
East, at an early day. She anticipates
pleasant reunion with her BROOKLYN
friends.
lack Montgomery's nomination for
Assistant Attorney General has been
reported upon adversely. His school
letters did it.
Sheriff Furey is a prompt officer
and polite and gentlemanly in his
dealings with men. He shows his
good sense in the treatment of the
press.
Professor Whitley will have a dan
cling soiree in HALEY Theater to.mor-
row evening. Go, all who wish to
have nice time.
The TINES has no desire to refuse
information to the press, but really,
"brothers," you might give the TINES
credit for its items once in awhile.
Mr.. Montandon has purchased the
lheater, at cost of about $1,000.
He will at once make much needed
repairs, such as chimneys, plastering,
aud painting.
had ridden 994 miles (from Lands
End to John O'Goat's) in IS DAYS,
less As minutes. This gives an aver
age of 76 to " miles dayton. l.
Keith Falconer.
No "conclaves" in the TIMES Of
fee. Its proprietor pays his debts
He retains no employee who beats a
community. He is satisfied with the
"boys" in his office. Shoe fly.
The TIMES man owed me an overdrsft.
And ltried I" get even by firing shaft:
80 never asked payment, but sued and sttached !
And the ladfrs all 6pplauded tae scheme
Matched
But he paid out the ducats so cheerful co
we don't feel b happy as we hoped to be;
He paid out the ducats chaerfnll-ee
We don't feel as happy as we hoped to be.
Mrs. John A. Wilson has the thanks
of this office for Burgess pencil
sharpener, delivered by her husband.
The TIMES will try to sharpen not
on y Its pencils, but its wits.
Governor Eli Murray is making
a splendid official record. 1t
is a wise provision that gives him an
absolute veto. He is killing lots of
what would be infamous legislation.
There will be a meeting at the
United States Land Office tomorrow
evening, at 1880 O'Clock, of all parties
interested in the Lucky Bar placer
claims, to receive the report of Pierce
Dorgan.
The TIMES knows they are foiled
and have about reached the end of
their tether. All well; let them
writhe and writhe; they will soon die,
like the scorpion dies, singing them
selves to death.
Take Ayers Sarsaparilla in the
spring of the year to purify the blood,
invigorate the system, excite the liver
to action, and restore the healthy tone
and vigor of the whole physical
mechanism.
The extraordinary popularity of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral is the natural
result of its use by intelligent people
for over 40 years. 1t has lndisputably
proven itself the very best specific for
all colds, coughs, and pulmany COM
plants.
1t is a tonic of peculiar nature and
efficacy, both tor lungs and stomach.
1t is not the use of the lower limbs
alone, as some would think, but it is
an even distribution of effort over the
entire Bicycle Papers in Buff
flo Commercial Advertiser.
No, lady; there is no "mystery"
about any member of the TIMES ed
itorial staff They all have records
that they are not ashamed of and are
not uneasy about anybody's exposure.
Only those conscious of defects fear
examination and inquiry.
A matter worthy of note is the in ,
crease of bicycle and tricycle. riders.
1t is but little over eight years since
l. I;o,,o1ae