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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-29

TO persevere in ones duty, and to
be silent. is the first answer to calumny.
- Washinston.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-29

The Bad Little Girl.
She was in the parlor entertaining DR..
Pillgarlic while her big sister was putting
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-29
VII.

Veteran Pianist-Don't be SO downcast,
my boy. You'll o O get used to the ways
OF the public. Why I've had the same thing
said to me a great many times, only yes
terday, in fact, and by a man whom l es-
TEEN higlly.-N. Y. Star.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-29

A Nice Old Police Force.
An old and innocent-looking man was
waiting at the Third street depot the
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-01-29
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Mrs. GowRrda Mohawk o3
Auburn. claims The dislinctlOu Of being
tlc only rcj-Nin on the Amsricas
s,rge N y Hdh
James H"dpath says that John n
Cough has lnctur0d Otl"nrr. longer.
aud refused more on''rs OF engagements
tina" amy other mNn who ever lived.
EN-Sruptor David r. Atchsop,
who NsS ~, ct"d pruSidrut pro tenn. OF
the Svu"tv on the death of Vice rtcsi-
dent KING .n 1883 II still living in Mis-
Souri.-SG LOWtS i1S.
Miss Ncllin ~ b,on, OF Walling-
ford. Conn. has Oeen offered -four
thousand dollars \ year as au nrt
teacher in CnriSlinn College in Mouth
cru iuiiu. but declined the Ollur.--
H05 Jord Post
"A unRrl nblc frstrrc OF the goldon
wedding of Mr and Mrs. Georgr l..
Napsivklc was tho presence OF six
bruthers aud sisters of the AGED groom
who were st tho original wCddi"% ifty
years ayO. Such an unbroken faulty
record j. rarely met with.-Eotcton (N
~ RtyiStcr.
Mr.. w. ~ Vanderbilt. only n short
timc before his 'ucuIh, spoke about his
hcalth. saying that iIc thought that IL
ho PASSED the ago Of siXty-fVu ho would
live twenty years longer. lie seemed
20 hFve an idea that that was Il critical
period u turning point, in his fNNily's
longevity. BosioR BWdqet
MIR. pnilip -. Armour, OF Chicrgo.
Ia Grv years old. aud was originally
from WHt"rtuwn. n. Y, whence ho
went to California in 1919. Daring tho
war he made n moderate Iortun" in
grain nt milwaukee,. He now employs
h 900 ,nw. and in 1884 exported SGp,-
O0O, 900 worth OF food products - chi
cdyO JOWHGl
When Mr.. Julian Hawthorne, tho
novelist, WINS n studont I'm Harvard Col
lego, John G.. IlcenHn wNs his instructor
in athletics, and Hawthorne took so
kindly To- this sort Of trR min; that
Hcenun used To say to him: III you II
put yourself under my care I'll guar
antoc that in loss than two years you
can lick any man in America.' Hurt
I0Td COHy0HL
-Josaph Jefferson ("Ril Vsu
Winklo"). with his family, has gone to-
his new home on Orange Island, in
New Iberia Parish, Louisiana, where he
has purchased lands, built houses aud
has hundreds Of orange trees bearing
fruit. I' Is said that after this season
he will retire permanently FROM the
stage aud spend the remainder of his
lifn in the enjoy ment of his new home.
N Y. SNH
We close with the trust that when
the corroding tooth of time shall har-
row us no more aud the mngling per-
plcxitios Of life shrll no longer harnss
the soul when we all shall gather Uur-
selves together aud surrender to tho
black bannor Of death, may the com
fort OF life well spent and the CON
sciowsness of duty performed usher us
INTO grander realities, where the re-
frain of angels is husled in the song Of
eternity. HiL0y (Ga.J COHTier's ksI0
EDITORS SdiHtdtOry.
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HUMOROUS.

-TeRcher-"If your father gives yoU
five apples and your brother gives you
three, how many have you?" john
ME u guess enough for one day. -
IOieio DiGde.
A new book is called "Humor in
Animals" There must be some ,cry
"biilliant hum"rists" among animals.
OF there wouldn't bc so many "lau.n-
ing nyonas' 'Ihs joke is not gnu. 49,
NOjyisI0W0 Her0id
Student 81 have been thini ing
upon the subject of the alarming tcN.
slcuCe OF div Orces. and I almost me-
licve have discovered the causc."
Professor (drlightedly) - "Ycs, YES;
what is itP' SLudcnL-"Wmr mri2e -
Chtc0gO 1itLNne.
A coIored man went into q Galcos.
ton newspaper Office and wanted 20
subscribe 10 tho paper. 4" How long 10
you want itP' asked the clerk ".lrs
Hs long rs it w. boss; II it don't lit tno
shelves, | Mn tar piece oH ny sCif
N y. GyUIhic.
"A dry-goods clerk took his girl ont
for ice-CrraIp the other ni1ht, and iu
moment Of absent mindcdness, tlin ~
inc that he WAS waiting upon custom.
er, snid cordially. "AuytlinQ clseP"
She look llnonudc aud cake. -
Rochcsfer (N ~ Democrn
Mr. Nn@rich (doubfuiv) -"Jqne.
dear, what Is this tlHy say on the pa-
pcrs about hs2 rf"nueP What does
IL meHnP' Mrs. New rich (composcdy)
--'' Some compliment 10 our stWlijng
in -a-slnly d"ar I don't know ni.r.y
Of tIos" ltallWu,h phrases '--PUts..
bUy1b tDst
"A composition Of one Of tho bows
IN West Side school WIS as fOlln ~
"GirIs is thc wily folks what has . Of
own way every time and ailus durg
what they I- nliud ~ aud dOn't c,r0
nothing ai olt nObody olse and fHeuf
-Ht- tbn loss ! know about them tid,
better OH am thicogo 1cicgr III.
"lIwr ,ou got tIc ring? inpdiird
.bf minister ul iho Young man wnrn
rucy got to tbat plu Of the ceremony.
'Gn-h. n I haven't irsOtlon iti Iril
.ou. rar-Dn. don't know wGat W" r8
going Io 10 unless ,Ju use my hdr ~
urap. lf- ont in tus buggy 4 rsB
y"u cen tio eos VIII that, can't your ~
Keei0Dyr
Varmont woman. who attenor ed
suicide py drowning. found the .icf
20 cod tiat size changed h0r mind abd
went noms damp aud shivCring Wom-
su sb0uI1 know that Is Is very dsr en-.
ous % Wlmpt suicide by droW nc
when the water is cold They ..it
contract iatal case Of pneumOnii. --
hpyf, |ona Hyp'd
'WuHl B. thr population of tho
world uHpB' fsiei six-y ycAt old Ecilh.
who aFt uiHs.un up Sims for hs.,clf
D" HDw ef Hou must pot IN
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-01-29
THE PANAMA CANAL.
Encouraging aud Olscouraging VIows OF
the GreHt work.

tnN tfehl WORK.
M. de Lesseps wants the French
Government to permit him to raise
more money TO prosecute the work OF
completing the panama Canal So far
this authorization has been refused. In
the meantime statements come from
the istnmus that th C WORK is PRACTICAL
ly n failure. Tne reasoning runs in
this wise: Estimated amomnr of cxcn-
vatlUn required for the canal includino
rock cutting. 10, 900, 900 cubic meters:
this is the Jcsspps estimate, and is be-
iicved to bu much too low. Actual
amount Of excavation done, 10. 900, 800
cubic meters, or eleven per cent. of tnt.
whole. This il principally in colt
earth. The canal was 10 be- finished.
according 10 NJ dc Lpsseps. in 1888.
lime is of the essence OF his undcriak.
ipg, since lac has to pay interest ON the
cnpiial emp Dyed in construction, i'm.
cludng the siHrc capital. Onr-hAlf of
the time has passed. and only one
tenth Of the work is dOur, aud this the
least difficult part The hiVhesl month.
U.s. achievement has been 775.OU cubic
nrters; the average was only GlY,OOO
per mouth ~ 1891 The nature Of the
work is such that more rapid
rate Of excavation can hardly
be exprotad n nm average Of
.OOO cubic meters can be naiutain.
ed, Hnd " tine Lrs-rps estlnaL, Of the
total amount required 90 br done is not
too low, and II the drrudful ChsVrcs
can be- controlled, and II the money N
forthcoming, the canal may be com
pIeted in nine years from tie present
tine; but Lieutenant Wu-lOw, Of the
UuiJod Staies navy, iu recent report.
Expresses TIE opinion that IL cnn not Q
finished under spy circumstances be-
fore tuo year 1897 At this rate 10
would take n"Hriy thousand million
Of dollsrs ~ finish the work ln the
mean time the Company would be
baukiuptOd, aud the enterprise would
have N be under trken by y now syndi-
cate backed by the French Nation.
Then, argue the opponents OF this
work, even " completed 10 would neveg
pay, for more time would bo consumed
in going from Europe ~ the east coast
Of Asia by way Of the Panams Canal
than is now necessary in sailing by
way Of che Suez Canal and the Indian
OcHu. Time is money. and tlere
would he u0 money By changing thc
steamship travel from tho Mediterranean
to iNe new ruul' ri0 the pHuama Canal
son we SUSPECT that ~. de- irssop.
would t"il different story We oc-
lieve t'Ie ctnHi will diminished before t1e
i've Years are over D.mgrtsrs
W9uihiU
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-01-29
POSTAGE STAMPS.
The Astonishing Number oT Eettsrt
Mailed Annually.

The Astonishing Number oI Esttert
Mailed Annually.
Few people, perhaps, realize Of how
recent origin is the postage stamp. II
was first issued by Gr.ac Britain in
1910. Brazil WAS the drst nation ~
follow the example, which they did In
lS43, and in 1547 tho United States be-
gan the use Of tho postage stamp.
There are now 2l1 stamp issuing codu-
tries. II is estimated now that every
year some $1,000, 900, 900 letters are
posted I'm the world. America leads
with about 2,bOO OOO. OOU. and Enuland
follows with 7OO. 900 900. japan now
mails annually % Oyy, 900 letters and
tho Cancelled stamps on these letters
are worth IN average 81 one cent each
Last year there were &c. 900 iotters
posted IN England without sny address
on them. IN 800 gold coin in none,
was inclosed The canceicd postgVc
stamps Of many countries arc worth
quite as much ne unused specimens.
and many ore Issued solrly for coIlrc-
tions the revenue being au imporfapt
item Monaco is the latest to issue
stamps, bat Stellalsnd, with it's 'hfty
houses and three stores is probably
the most Insignificant, even moro 80
than BeliQOland or the Virgin Islands.
BhOpal has the oldest stamp Mica
raVua tho finest Siberia the largest.
/calpud The smallest. Guatemala Che
most slrli ing and Ssrawak aud Gres
bril"iu divide the honor n hNng ile
cheapest and meHmt' IOisdo BIydc.
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The WlSii-BONe

We a hRi tnc apples m tho pc,
- ~ folks WuE icelin jolly
hf.'siuus held the w.sh bnn' Cry
An OhCref . alt Co Polly
They wishod SIC g,Vc u bR-nCdl laugh
Then puled-he got tho higyes' hslf
She lanEted uytu an biushtd r.aat ed
an Pcsh, tut sho looked pretty
= We iovt M u sh, sho sni lu said
"Now q" that a p.t,s
she seemed 20 take a 30 40 heart
he shed hc d "rot the SMALLEST part.
J.ei : ten. Don. MUD the vi Rrn, se4 be
- Nltho Jgh Icrhaps Vc b.,a<f
v Sized kiss on q v.,o ue
Scz eho' 81 &C. s'tsd y,iuti ftfs a."
E'ess cedu tell C. 90
Ihat buth them NIsnvs then Nm, tina
-thicIgp ifiHl'bg
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3. & 0. r. R. TIMETABLE,
WESTWARD,

Condensed t'me-table OF rssse nzer trains
Tor the ST. ions named below
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be Ides The Poove-named rains there is a
way IRA with assenger ca attacho that
soes both East and Wet DAILY "a opt Sun ay
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-01-29
ARDENT WOOERS.
How D.fferent Savage Lovers
Capture Their Intended.

in Australia the Love Weapon u a Club
The hNhir's Rash Promise WunnIng tn.
Gauntlet for a Hridc Weddings
ia Norway aud sweden.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1886-01-29

mg-shoes arc much more
s"ne'hl" in every respect than formerly.
low. dai 40 hcels broad solcs aud rOo,ny
app rs having superseded tha con-
iracted. elevated herls and piOchcd
toes of lew years agp - chic ty0 Jof,~
ln1
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-08-30
Routed bya Tom Cat.

NeD York Sun.
A big gray tom cat pursued by boys ran
through West Twenty-ninth street at sun.
set on Wednesday, and made up tree in
front OF Engine 1's quarters at 1O5. The
boys lost sight oil him and gave 1t up.
When sleep had settled down upon the
engine company's quarters, Thomas
thought II was bis turn and began TO sing.
He was go confoundedly close to the open
windows Of the hremens bunk-room that
he attracted notice at once. The 6remen
began to fre things at him. He kept quiet
awhile and then tuned up again. lie
rang the changes on the beloved name Of
Maria until there were more Marias join
ing in the chorus than you could shake q
stick Of.
All the Hremen, headed by Foreman
MCCabe, went on active duty, and Tom
became target for all sorts Of missiles.
He finally grew angry, and dropping his
love sons, set to Issuing challenges In bis
most decisive way. Other tom cats loom.
ed up and flung back these challenges at
him.
At $3.50 A. NJ. Fireman John stlnson Of.
iered to 20 up the tree and drive Tom
away, so that the fireman could get some
sleep. He seized a branch above his
head, set one foot against the trunk Of the
tree as high up as he could reach, and
tried 10 swing himself up. The branch
broke and he fell heavily to the sidewalk.
His right arm was doubled up under him
and broken at the wrist. He went 10 the
New York hospital. The report Of the 90.
Currence which was sent 10 the Fire hall
did mention what became Of the cat, and
Chiel Shay sent It back to have the omls.
sion reCtided. The cat sang on until day.
break, and then cleared out.
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Ealhvals American,
They stood at the front gate at the clos
ing scene Of loag evenings engagement.
The conversation had dwindled to two
base hits, and his intellect had grown
limp framing excuses for hanging on.
"Charley," she began, as she dropped
lauguidly over the gate, "can you tell me
who will be governor"
will"
Then they laughed little, ungrammati.
cal ripple at OhaTley's break,
"But, Charley" she continued, "rm
serious; don't you think 'twOuld be too
aWiully bad for them to have two brothers
going around speaking against each other
and saying oil ofthose horrld thingsW
Charley had not siIted the results OF
such an evil, but replied: "Yes, confess
'twould look little tough, but then, you
see, they wouldn't go into personalities,
but discuss the issues before the people"
"What are the issues, Charley?"
The line was too long, but with q death
rattle in his throat he stammered:
"Oh, you know, the Blair bill, sup
pose, and-eh-the tariff, and,
A great light kiHdlel in her beautiful
eyes, and, leaning over the gate, abe whis-
pered in a soft balcony sigh:
"Charley, won't you tell me all about
the tartfW
That swept his decks, His information
wasn't built that way.
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IIORsE NOTES.

Severe bits often make foolish horses,
The right kind of care will add materi'
ally to the value Of any horse.
The character OF q man Is pretty well
represented in the kind Of horses he keeps
Asinglo bad habit may change the value
OF a horse more than you would imagine.
II you are breeding light horses, breed
for speed, il heavy horses, breed foI
strength.
The disposition OF horse depends to q
great extent upon the manner in which he
Is trained.
1t Is useless to expect anything eztraor'
binary from horse which has no ancestry
OF any merit.
1t is by exercise and hard work thai
horses are prepared for severe service, and
not by high feeding, as some horsemen
think.
Owners OF flrst.class stations generally
report this one Of tho best years for bust
ness for q long time. Farmers are begin.
ming to see that 1t pays best to breed 10
the best.
Horses may gain flesh by being Cooped
up closely in the stable, but they never car
gain in strength. The flesh thus gained
10 generally detriment to their useful.
ness.
Fly nets or light covers for working
horses are almost indispensable at thii
time OF the year. The man who does moi
provide them for his teams certainly
etandB in his own LIGHT,
To keep the feet In good condition the
shoes should be removed once every SIX
weeks or oftener. The ruination OF many
horses feet can bs laid to the csreleSsnest
or penurlousneBs OF their owner in moi
getting the Bhoes reset often enough. The
blacksmith who can make the shoes stick
on the longest is regarded the highest by
too many Of our horse owners.
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J.H. B.-I have q young horse, FIVE
years old, that moved nicely for while
and all at once got sore in his feet. As we
thought they were hot We soaped his feet
in warm water Tor two or three days.
When we thought It in the shoulder
We blistered it and put a string in his
breast, but he Is getting no better. What
can we do for him2
ANswER.-The disease is that known as
laminitis. Stand him for two hours In
warm water and then put on a linseed meal
poultiCe. Repeat this once q day. Have
the shoes removed US soon Us the soreness
has passed away stand on wet clay all day
and blister the Coronet II he Ia not i'm
proving. Let me hear from you again.
Keep him on low diet and give him once
a day dram doses OF nitrate OF potash in
the water.
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Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teethV II 80,
send at onco and get bottle OF Mis-
WiNsLow's Soorn1Na SYRUP ron CnILr
DREN TRETHiNd. It's value 10 inCalCula.
BILE. It will relieve tho poor little sufferer
Immediately. Depend upon 1t, mothers
there Ia no mistake about II. II cures
dysentery and diarrhoea, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cureG wind collie,
aoftens the gums, reduces inflammation
and gives tone and energy to the whole
system. MM. WiESLoW'B SooTIitNd
SYRuP ron CHILDREN TEETnlNd Is pleasant
TO the taste, and Is the prescription Of one
Of the Oldest and best female nurses and
phySicianH In the United States, and ID
Tor gale by oil druggibts throughout the
world. Price % Centa bottle. MwsAw
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Loss of Lii. ut sen.
NfU York Sun

FtW AUA oWts
Mr.. Thomas Gray, Secretary OF the Lon
don Board of Trade for statistical purposes,
divides the nine years from 1875 to 1881
into three triennial periods. During the
first OF these periods the loss OF life result
ing from wrecks or from casualties to Brit.
ish ships amounted to 1857; In the second
period to 7,l65, and in the third 10 the
greatly increased total Of 0,7S4, The loss
Of vessels during the nine years rose from
3,l73 to 3,742. Mr., Gray sustalns the state.
ment that in 1881 the loss Of life amounted
to the alarming total OF ! in 10 Of tho total
number OF lives employed, We see, there.
fore, that while the dangers Of land travel
are diminishing because Of the more sCien-
tific management and better construction
Of railroads the chances OF loss OF life at
sea are becoming greater, despite the
efforts Of legislation to remedy the evil,
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A Department Devoted to the Care, Treat.
ment aud Ailments Of Domestic Animals,
This department is conducted by Dr, O,
B, Robinson, skillful veterinary surgeon,
graduate Of the Ontario College Of Agri,
culture and Montreal Veterinary College.
All inquiries will he answered through
this department free OF charge. To obtain
desired results all questions muEt be.cleaI
and explicit in describing the ailments Of
the domestic animals about which intor-
nation Is sought, otherwise q proper dag
nosiH will be impossible,
All communications requiring private
answers, by mail, must be accompanied by
tho usual fee OF 81.
Address all communications to Editor
Veterinary Department Of the INTgLLIaEN-
GER, Wheeling, w. Va,
Parties wishing to use this column must
send their proper names and address with
the letter, otherwise the Communication
will not be published. The initials only
are printed, but should any one send only
initials the communication will not be
printed,
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educational.
WASHINGTON SCHOOL
flOcuTION AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE
ups N. STEVENS HART, Principal.

ann, Session at Mt, LAKE PARK, GArrett Co.,
n, Icy 64GaniRg July h. at lO:So A. w. closing
tn't,p,t n, lS6. .......,,, ,,,,,,,,,r,,,,,o,
AVN a,,.,yTAGEs OFFERED Blythe INSTITUTION
~ MO- Natural Development and Culture q the
Tho purpose Of Conversations heAulhB;
Y0ll Rlirrss aud singing, Tue correct uAe OF
hDae- Hn. nj Articulation and lespiT1uOli To-
W. 'sEi,n The Philosophical laws BY when those
gcA.' ", iF,seTycd aud developed,
ORAiin' rgsy and Natural Expression Of 5ehuIInen1
M ~" All speech and GestuTei Including ChAI'
,,ton; Dramatic Reading and kecipiIiiol'
ijr,trtlCtlDu In Expressive Bible ana shAkeh-
sEe1'A,. ~ }nv and IN the reading oil Hymns.
pa t, "ppoTlunity afforded Teachers ioT we
NM Practical Methods for reaching ATIlcliih'
IIl! NJ ,iThr Reading. Methods baAed upon lAe
p1ugip.c, Of DtlAAf.e' ~ t,,,,1o.o.r,o, aud
A@l, ~ SGrmal Methods Will be formed and Sos
lHmN A Iaily from July y 10 August 70, lss6,
lia,. viii be taught by AISs suSlE PotloCk
.bilgt0n, u, o., who studied Ehd graduated
class for children will be held on three
,AAIFnI tlr week, Jrt6 C) charge
W ,.y' Lectures will be given by Ms, Hart aud
W.. POLLOCK, each upon the interests Of her own
jtpAhnenL ,,1,oss
Iof PA'N'"N Mrs, ii. STEVENS HART, or
MISS SUSIE POLLOCK,
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MhnL Allpd Him.


A young man got of a train At The
Northwestern railway station In Chicago
the other day, and after walking slowly
and lAborlously up the short flight Of stair
which lead 10 The waiting room, stopping
q few times on the way 70 rest, be looked
around for q place 10 slt down. His wan,
thin face, heavy eyes and general appear.
ahCe Of weakness and detection attracted
attention, and kind old gentleman actost'
cd the stranger and asked II he could he
Of any assistance moo the young man
dtawled out u guess III get along Il
take my time 10 IL" "Ate YOU illT
moo, I'm not sick. But | feel 10 II ]
were oil broke up" "ROOn In any aScl'
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NIInSlrnl JOkea.

ChtclQ0 Neph.
Frank, Brewer was a funny character on
or of the stage. 1t was he who madO the
remark about his fathers funeral that
has passed into a stage "gag," A friend
met him and said; "Well, Frank, the old
mans gone at last, eh?" "Yes. He was
buried to-day" said Frank. "What kind
OF funeral did no have?" Frank, from
force Of habit, responded, dreamily: "0h,
weturned 'em away weturned 'em away"
A man who had a consumptive brother
was very proud Of his diseased condition,
He took him around and showed of his
inArmities to his friends. He would in
troduCe him to man and say: "rhere'a
my brother, = him; he's got the con.
sumption, and he's goin' to die, and he
hain't got thing that fits me except his
watch, Cough Tor the gentleman, BILL"
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Mover GIyO Ur.

II you are suffering with low and do.
pressed spirits, loss Of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak ConstItu
ton, headache, or any disease Of a bilious
nature, by all means procure a bottle Of
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terg. Sold at fifty cents bottle by Logan
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February 2S, 1885,

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February Is, 1885. /
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