New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-17
And so will every other modest man.-tNorrissown

And 20 will cvery other modest man.-tNorrfstown
Herald
The Colonial Secretary OF OF tho British West Inhia
colonies was In New long and boarded NJ
fashionable up boarding honse. Ora day he met
gentleman whom he had know on the island ana tooH
him and his wife homo to dinner. Ar the guests OF
distinguished official they treated by the otner
boaers with great consideration at the table ana atef
In the parlor When they had gone tnoir eneor-
tsner asked the people to TO what naopav they
bel ongod. Some thought they were spaniards' on
account their dark color; others tbat they were
Italians; all agreed that they elegant ana accom-
plished. I'll tell you," said the official, throwing
himself back H. his chair In high enjoyment oil The
stuation they are just what you people mere CAL
nothing hut niggers.'
Mr. Getaway: "why. Miss Fitzaltamont. thought
you 9bstained from amusementS during Lent. Yet L
fancied saw You at tho theatre last week. .
Miss =: or but that wasn't an amus se IL
IA Wagner opera. you know."-lChicago kainbicr'
Joshua Garrett is sending a circular to the news
papers which announces IN startling headlines that
the revelations o, science compromise civilization
and that the political import OF science makes uni
yersal empire tho OF safety" Tue othrr
statements Of the circular make evident that joshua
thinks ho has mission to start this universal empire
But empires can. be started nowadays without money
and so Joshua the point follows: In the
name OF GOD Civilization and posterity beg the
Reader remember The fortunes OF Humanity are only
advanced by advancing tho limits OF applied results
Gas, thy bread upon the waters, for 10 whom much
Is given much is required want money MONEY
MONEY -! RiIaem0er the INNOVATOR has rocky
road but the fortunes OF Humanity are only advanced
that way"
He wished he had said it differently. Patient" on;
doctor you don't know how II worries me tn thnk that
might buried alive" Doctor" Calm yourself Mrs
b. Yon need nave no fear OF anythno IKE ma
lBoston transcript
Here Is an extract from the "Catechism OF the
People" which has recently been distributed In
Begium: What are yon T. am slave" by wh"t
do yon recognize he free man and the slave ID
Belgium a. 18th. former rich. the latter poor" Are
thore slaves in every country r. No. Repuoiics are
composed OF free men only. How Is slave made
free Z" The rigil must ne given to MIN; tue
universal suffrage L4ust 3e established How can yoh
obtain this end /" by coming from all parts Oh
Belgium, demanding 1t at Brussels" Tho pa'pphet
announces thct ~ next Whit unday, June 10 all Toe
workingmen OF will travel loot to Brussels
to take part demonstration in favor OF universal
suffrage.
Mr. VIII f. Haskell, Editor. OF The Minneapolis
Tribune is greetings paatiaI summer residence Oh a
lone island IN ako hnneQns IL VIII nay INF Mna.ap
oils but neither nortaoe nor Vtrapet the s
side It is by these sig, subtle means that the TIA.
Journalistic influences OF the great Northwest col Win
each other. tCbica@o News
Professor Dazzling lived on 81 cents week. He could
have given poiuts 70 Edward Atkinson, who cxtrava-
gantly allows - cents day. But then Professor
Daring didn't live in Boston.
Mrs Carlisle tha wife OF the speaker, Is woman
whose candor weacs no cloak OF hypocrisy or ponry
And smoke In hig Of herself and tue other women
associated In the suffrage movement nm,
"Ahw replied s. A. with tears ID her eyrs,; a u,
very grateful yonr words, and wish you c0ud know
be- ter all the woLer active in thai great cause,
don't know them better hold them in such high
esteem."-LWas ngton Critic.