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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
PERSONAL.

Miss GLADSTONE received among her we'd
ding presents y box Of homeopathic medi-
cines.
GEN SIMON CAMERON has been selling the
stock OF his DONEGAL farms and will hereal-
ter let bis properties there,
SENATOR JOHN HIPPLE MITCHELL, of Ore
gon ia mentioned as one OF the handsomest
and best dressed men IN Congress.
PROSPER l.. sENAT Is publishing by sub
scriptIon a portfolio of etchngs. the subjects
being views along the Atlantic coast from
Florida to New Brunswick.
LADY CLIFFORD BRIGHTLY, OF Surrey, is a
noted dog faucler. Her Maltese dogs, n breed
very scarce IN England, have taken all the
prizes at dog shows for years.
CHARLES L. WEBSTER. the publisher. paid
to Mrs. Grant Friday. as her profits upon
the sale OF the arst volume Of Gen. Grants
Memoirs" the sum Of s200,OO0.
IT Is thought that the young widow OF the
late King Alfonso may yee put stop to all
male successor TO the throne OF spain.
MRS TALMAGH has worn the same winter
bonnet for the past two winters. Il IL said
that she gave the money set aside for "a new
one to 4 poor woman who applied to her for
ard.
MRS. BEEoGEB has just been presented
with a new bird from one Of the mem beers Of
Plymouth sunday school, IL Is tiny golden
canary, which sings eXquisitely. He has been
put in g,lded cage in company with her
other four 0irds.
EX-GOv. BOWIE, OF Maryland. who IL Presi-
dent Of u street-car line in Baltimore. had a
conference on Thu sday with his employees,
who wish their huur Of labor reduced. Dur
ina the interchange Of views MIR. Bowie RS.
marked: - do nJt care a d--n about the
opinion Of newspapers, priests, preachers or
anybody else"
THE MEMORY Of the late Gen. James &.
steedman,i is TO be honOred with monument,
through the generosity OF w. y. Finlay. a
wealthy citizen OF Toledo, ohio. The con
tractor for the BRONCO heroic figure has been
given 70 Alexander Doyle, OF New York, the
artist who has tho contract for the jasper
monument In savannah. The city OF Toledo
mas set apart site FOR the monument, the
cost OF which 10 estimated at f25 900.
THERE has been quite good deal OF lobby
aossip la New York OF late about a proposed
matrimonial alliance between JAY GOulPs
son Georgia. aud Etith kingdon. the pretty
aud vivacious actress OF Mr. Days sompany
Their engagement. even, has been announced
In society lournaL But Washing tan r.
COnuor, yeung GOuid's partner, SAYS there is
not a word ~ truth 10 it. and Miss Kingdoms
only comment when her attention was called
to the published stitt meut was. ~ have MOTH
ing 90 say fhe story appears 10 D. without
founIatiOr, for Mis- Kingdom within a month
has signed contract with Mr. Day fir the
Europeah tour 81 his c1mnany, and has also
maze ~ ennagcmcnt 70 appear In New York
mex. season,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
INDEE TONBF ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEFTrNGs. Excelsior Lodge No. 8, X. P.;
Zerubbabel Lodge No. 10, F. and A. NJ; L. o..
of Rechabites.
SPECIAL NOTICES Bills against German
bark Sophie Gorbitz; Peas and Beans atJ A.
II. Umbachs; Steamer st. Nicholas; Fifth In
staIlment Odd Fellows Hall Association;
Horseshoeng, p. Barrett.
ANUsEMgNTs. - Lecture for Beneht Of
Teachers Home at Monteagle; Charming
Entertainment at st. Johns Parish Hall.
AUCTION sALEs.-Cargo OF Brig Svea, at
Charleston; Administrators Sale, by G. w.
Lamar; Copper, Plantation near Savannah,
by J. Mclaughlin & Son; Administrators
Sale, A Home and Two Vacant Lots, 10y l. D.
LaRoche's Sons.
WANTs-Agents; Large Furnished Rooms.
For RENT-Furnshed Roomsi House 80
AIcDonough Street.
FoUKD-A White and Liver Colored Dog.
STRAYED-A Black and Tan Dog.
To THE OWNERS OF LoTs ON BRoUGHToN
STREET.. f. Rebarer, c. c.
FBAREY's SCHOOL sHoEs-P. Tuberdy, Sole
Agent.
LEGAL NorIcEs-United States Marshars
Sale, Savannah Bank and Trust Company VS..
Chas. Z. Green.
Proposals. Base Ball Park Privileges.
BoARDINg-421z jefferson street.
DEAFNESS, ITs CAUSES AND CURE-T. S.
Page, New York.
NOTICE TO TAILoRs-F. e. Rebarer, Clerk
Of Council.
CIeARs-At Gazan's.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
INC Cotton OntIook.

From the standpoint of the planter the
cotton outlook for the present year is by
no means a cheerful one. Low prices
have prevailed during the whole market
season, and there is no prospect for any
considerable advance in the immediate
future. II there should be an advance it
would probably benefit comparatively
few planters, as the bulk of the cotton
crop has gone into the hands of the mid
die men.
1t is question whether the prices that
have prevailed during the fall and winter
have been below the average cost Of
production. If such was not the
case, it is certain that the mar
gin of profit has been quite small;
indeed it may be regarded as certain that
there has been no such margin except
where the crop was grown, gathered and
marketed under very favorable circum-
stances. 1t is believed that a large pro-
portion of the cotton planters ended the
year in a worse condition than that in
which they began it. 1t is true, however,
that large proportion of the farmers of
the South who planted adversely of crops
ended the year in good shape for begin
ming the present years operations.
Although the outlook for cotton plant
ing this year is not encouraging, it would
be not only useless but unwise to advise
our people to quit planting cotton. AS
we have frequently advised them IN past
years it will be the part of wisdom for
them to limit the area planted in cotton,
and so plan as to raise the crop at the
least possible cost. Small areas and high
fertilization and thorough cultivation are
advisable. Then every possible thing
needed on farm should be produced on
it. Buy nothing you can do without I'M
less you have money to spare. Pay cash
for what you buy, except in cases OF ex-
treme necessity. The expenses must be
cut down, as the income is limited. In
most cases farmers who fail to go through
the hard times safely are themselves at
fault.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
ONE OF CURTIN,s STORIES.
The Great War Governor Tells About
"BlOOdy- Minded Men.
From the Congressional Record.

From the Congressional Record
do not like bloody minded men. never
did. For like reason did not like the com
missaries or the contractors, who wanted the
war to go on because they made money out of
it, and when visited the army always ha-
ted to see. as / did see stuck up on trees
notices announcing 'embalming done at low
prices" Laughter. AS to these bloodv-
minded men. some of whom would wine out
everybody on this side of the House. these
warriors who can never be appeased, they re-
mind me of noted character who lived In
my town years ago. He was an old fellow:
think he had been wagon master in the
Revolution; that was the tradition of the
town. He used to tell a story OF his war
tod IL go often that he came to
believe it, and when strangers
would come to the little village in which we
lived they would give Captain Curry" that
was his nance drink or two and get him to
tell his story. The story. as he told it, was
about like this: AT the battle of Monmouth. -
he would say, although in the light horse
fought that day on foot. l slashed with nv
sabre cuts one and two, and head went of
here and limb went on there. until the blood
actually ran into my shoes. Laughter A
, pile of dead DO les surrounded me. was ex-
cited, and was still slashing away when felt
a touch on my shoulder. / looked up, and
there was Washington [Laughterl / shall
or the gravity of hisspeech. He gazed at me
q moment without speaking, and then he
said, Young man, restrain your impetuosty I!
In the name OF God do not make q slaughter
house of the field of battlen" Renewed
laughter.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
Lost Affections.

A rather remarkable case was tried in
New York city last week. The judge, in
his charge to the jury, said that no other
case of the kind, as far as he knew, had
ever been tried in New YORK, and the
lawyers do not appear TO have shown that
a similar case was ever tried anywhere
before. The plaintiff was Mrs. Churchill
and the defendant Miss Josephine Lewis, !
a young and pretty lady with handsome
fortune. Mrs. Churchill sued Miss Lewis
for $4,000 for winning from her the affec-
tiOns of her husband. There are plenty
Of cases on record where one man sued
another for winning the affections OF his
wife, but il is probable that Mrs. Church
i'll is entitled to be considered the first
woman who has claimed damages from
another woman for enticing her husband
away from her. y
The testimony was not Very strong
against Miss Lewis. Iadesd the Jury
was left in doubt whether Mrs. Churchill
had eyer had the afiectio1slofMr Church
i'll, and was also left ins doubt whether.
assuming that she had sever had them.
they had been won away from her. There
was another point on which the jury was
lett in doubt. 1t didn't appear whether
Mr.. Churchill had won Miss Lewis atfec-
lions or Miss Lewis had won Mr.. Church.
ill's affections. Indeed the whole BUSH
nees was clothed in so much doubt that
the jury concluded TO leave it in the same
condition in which they found tin other
words, Mrs. Churchill was told that she
could not have any part Of the $25. 900 she
wanted from Miss Lewis. Mr.. Churchill
didn't put in an appearance during the
trial. He permitted the fair litigants to
ilht out their battle without his assist.
ance. Perhaps if he had been called as a
witness he wouldn't have thrown any
light on the scenes which Mrs. Churchill
says furnished her with justlfable cause
OF action.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
Encouraging the Pious Dame.

rum tftc beHoHVNo HeFutNs
The Rev. Mr.. -, minister of the parish of
Port of Montelth. taking walk one fine sum-
mer evening, happened to foregather with
one OF his Pensioners, an old woman, who
was herding her cows by a burnsl e. and
eagerly intent ON the perusal of a volume
which, from its SIZE and shape, he concluded
was the New Testament. but 1t turned out TO
be nothing more than the history OF the re-
nOwned Sir william Wallace. Under the in
hnence OF this delusion, however he accosted
her in complimentary strain on her supposed
pious habits, expressed his JOY at finding her
engaged with such book. and told her il was
a work that no person should ever weary
reading. "Aweel, sir' saws She 81 never
weary at II, for I've read It through and
through dinnA ken how aften, and I'm inst
as fond OF as ever" "Oh, Janet. replied The
enraptured divine, chow glad am TO hear
thst. How happy l would be il sll my par
ishoners were OF the same mind, and of what
benefit it would be 10 themselves; for, oh to
think. Janet what He did and suffered for
usw 80 h. ay," says Janet, Fan aboon a. j.
SIR, to think now he soon'd through Carron
Water ae cauld frosty night WI his braid
sword In his teeth. sir."
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Editor Handy, OF the PHILADELPHIA
Relcs, must have been the victim OF some
speculative Georgia cracker, as he half
maliciously remarks: ''The Georgia
peach 10 TO the Delaware original as q
Delaware cucumber Ia to Georgia
watermelon. There may be such an OBJ
ject as a ripe, juicy Georgia peach, but
the article which is known in the North
by that name 10 hard, green, woody
thing about as large as bullet, and not
much more palatable." This calls 10
mind the fact that a Middle Georgia far.
mer, a few years ago, shipped quantity
OF fruit 10 a New York commission mer-
chant. In a week or two be received a
letter stating that the peaches were
utterly unsuitable; that even the hogs
wouldn't eat them. THAT'S just why
shipped them to you,v replied the farmer;
"my hogs wouldn't eat them. and ! read
In one Of your city papers a statement
that the people Of New J ork bought a
great deal 81 fruit that was not nt for a
hog 70 eat"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

From the S0msrgitle Journal.
She has a dainty, shell-like ear.
My Coraltne.
Small. delica ely-veined, and fine,
Soft, loving locks around it Irvine;
I'm sure In all the world its peer
Never was seen.
Aud then a rogebnd OF q mouth
Has COraline,
white lite teeth and pouting lips,
A tlngle ~ M finger tips
She sends, this beauty OF the South,
My fond hearts quoenl
Rut this. Alasl must confess
OF Corallne;
All that she hears with shall-like ear.
With rosebud lips she tells, I fear,
And 30 I've gni IN many % meas
quite unlurcs0cnl
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

A New Orleans special conveys the fol-
lowing remarkable information: "a
number of gentlemen secured daily dur
ing the boring OF the artesian we'll in La
fayette Square samples OF the various
Strata OF earth penetrated. Among them
was DR.. J.R. Walker, who carefully placed
his samples in clear glass walls, which
were stopped with cork and labelled. A
few days ago DR.. Walker, upon examin-
ing bis collection, discovered evidences Of
plant life in one OF the walls, which IL Ia.
belled Depth, 065 feet The vial and con.
tents we're submitted to Prof Joor, bota-
nlst Of the Tulane University, who pro-
nounces the plant TO be an eudogen be-
longing TO one the great primary classes
OF plants. The plant Is thriving, and as
soon as it 10 little further advanced it
will be removed from It's contracted home
in the vial aud cultivated in a more prom
islng environment. There can scarcely
be any doubt that this plant germ came
from the depth registered upon the vial,
because the greatest care was exercised
10 collecting the earth from which It has
spruBE."
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

From the chat fn0o0d Times Dana
We are glad sixty four Southern mem ers
had the courage to vote against the outrage
Gus, demago-ic steal, the arrears of pensions
Dill. To no man or set OF men do we yield In
our loyalty 10 the men who did'battle for the
such soldiers ID as L. c. Houk He and hls
class make up at least third Of the pension
roll. That number, and that amount of the
money disbursed for alleged pensions, con-
sutute one of the most outrageous frauIs that
ever drained public treasury.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
seeking Information at Headouartsr,

Amusing Incidents continue TO develop in
connection with the investigation OF fraudu.
lent advertisements by the Educational and
Industrial Union. Last week young woman,
az or questioning the superintendent sharply
said finally. in encouragement:
"Can you tell me any place that is 10 be
trnsted2 You don't have anything here, do
your"
The lady said: 'Nothing save the place to
sell goods which are sent here from below
stairs, and our industrial department, where
we do all we can To get you worK, after YOU
can do"
The girl seemed interested, and. after a
careful explanation by the superintendent,
looked up with an anxious expression aud
said:
but arc ron cure you are rDlil6le."
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
Let Them Hang.

From the PAtddelDhia Record Dem }
Thus far no answers have been made to the
Senate's demands for information in regard
70 removals, and none are likely to he made.
In the meantime the threat ia made that
nominations will hang up. Well, let them
hang as long as the Senate pleRses. No harm
VIII thus be done to the public service. The
mischief will begin If the Senate makes rex
uons on the ground that it has right TO de-
mAnd the reasons for making removals.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Gen. Buell's attack on Gen. sherman's
Veracity is direct and circumstantial.
The latter will be almost obliged to start
a literary bureau, as the War Department
will not call out the troops to defend his
reputation.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Editor Stead is making a fight on Sir
Charles Dixie and Mr.. Joseph Chamber
lain that may result in his getting into
prison again. 1t is doubtful. however,
whether the gilded sinners of Merry Eng
land can avert the social revolution which
now seems about TO overwhelm them.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

The so-called puritan Club" of New
York is in no wise puritanical. 1t is a
resort for gamblers. bunko sharps and
thieves, and it was raided the other night
at the instance Of member who had been
robbed OF Sl5 worth Of poker chips.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

The New York Aldermen are rich
enough to build a penitentiary of their
own, but there is not much chance that
they will devote the money won from ia
cob Sharp to that purpose.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t is said that Queen Victoria went to
the circus last week. The good old lady
had doubtless grown tired of the antics of
the nobility and wanted to hear the ante
deluvian Jokes of a genuine clown.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

The venerable Judge Gayerre delivered
a lecture in New Orleans, the other even
ing, in which he very efTectually vindi-
Gated the LaFittes from the charge OF
piracy. Capt. Kidd's memory still rests
under a cloud that is supposed to have a
silver and gold lining.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Prof. Felix Adler has his ideas about
ethics, and they are generally good ones.
Some of them, however, are not very prac-
teal. In regard to the doctrine OF "non-
resistance" he does not believe literally
in turning the other cheek when one is
smitten. He says: "a person who has
wronged me is morally sick-the greater
the wrong the greater the illness. 1t is
my duty to cure him, and it will require
ali sorts of methods" He explained that
"ii man hits you the thing TO do is to
hold his hands until he gets over wanting
to hit you again. Then talk to him gem
thy. 1.-THE man who hits you is too VIC
lent, cure HIM by calling policeman"
The policeman part Of the advice will not
do one time in athousand. Doubtless the
professor himself never tried it. 1t is
easier to call policeman than TO find one
when be is wanted. The modern idea Is
to convert your adversary TO proper
state OF humility by hard lieks. Then to
cart him of to the station house and wake
up the policeman TO take charge Of him,
and afterwards let the Police Judge do the
gentle talking.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t remains to be seen whether murder
Will help the cause of the anti-prohibi-
tionists in Baldwin county. The blood Of
the saints was the seed of the church in
the days OF religious persecution.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
The Conscience through the Pockets.

= FOIt tHe Uhac1g0 Nelos, IIHuI'
should Congress pay indemnity for losses
sustained by the Chinese at the time OF the
ROCK springs riots it is likely the people OF
the United states will demand that the gov
ernmenf take more decided steps In the fu-
lure 70 prevent the preparation OF snch out,
RACES. hen the loss strikes the pockets OF
In'' people they will do something more tnAn
SIT back and say rioting is wrong,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Esoteric B -dhism is said to be getting
firm foothold in Boston, not that the
Boston people really believe in any of its
humbuggery, blu, 'hey are charmed with
its mysterious lea ring, and splendid jar
Uon
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

The Lincoln National Bank, in New
York, is owned entirely by the Wander
bits. and is devoted almost entirely 10
taking care Of their money and looking
after then financial interests. IL occu-
pies the largest bank building and safe
deposit vault in the city.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t is better for the boys to read the Ara
bian Nights, Muncnausen's Book, Guilt
ver's Travels, or even Gen. Logan's his
torical romances, than to read the ordi.
nary dime novel of the period.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t is suggested that Edison had better
let his proposed cotton harvester alone
andput his wits to work to invent an au-
tomato electric baby-spanking machine.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

A large band OF horse thieves is at work
in Ohio. AS these thieves do not bother
with donkeys, the Ohio Legislators con-
tinue to hang around the Columbus hotels.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Mississippi is also disposed to try local
option, the bill having passed the House
of Representatives. The thing, it ap-
pears, is becoming epidemic.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

The irritation which induces coughing
Immediately relieved by use Of q BroniVs
bronchial Ifoches." Sold only in boxes.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t is a wonder some one has not used
spun glass in making invisible opera hats
for the ladies.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

Prophet DeNoe Is open and above-board
In his storm predictions for March. and
IL Will very soon be seen whether he de-
serves to be without honor In his own
country aud among his own people.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02
CURRENT COMMENT.
Pennsvlvanla,s ssI1.hness.

HTo1' We Nei0 YORK ItWes tIHdI
The time will come when Pennsylya-
mans Will be sick Of our pres
ent unequal ana oppressive and ms
applied system OF oppressive protec-
tion. but II has not yet come. Special favors
10 FennsylYania Corporations are not novel
IN tarlh legislation. aud are quite consistent
with the real principle that has always con-
trOlled il.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

1t lie said that the army officers who are
achieving glory In the social war which
is continually going on at Washington,
are run almost TO death with the demands
made on theirtme by thedifIerent official
and semi-oficial balls aud receptions.
Aud none Of them seem TO be anxious to
80 West and take a rest while fighting
the Indians on the plains.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

II is said that the French government
engineer, NJ. Rousseau. now in New York
on his way from Panama to Paris, will
report unfavorably on the progress Of the
work on the canal. Should this be the
case 1t IL more than likely that an end
will be put TO the project Tor raising
another loan, and, OF course, in that event
operations would be speedily suspended.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-02

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