The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-12-04

fs~'tANt ~" oehsehkfVu. bCiuk uUL
among the low-minded and ignorant, but
among the ors-crammed menbers Of q
community which spreads itself far out |
over the sagsbrush deserts. from the |
county Of Lincoln TO the innermost 70.
ceases Of the saints u Utah. Al the
time v hen we were Aud, ing Tor the min.
i.try, which epoch dates q lung time
back, Va we're asked by the ancient pro
fessor Of our iaa,itcte OF learning a. to
what would be the result. to the world
provided education was a,apntstsd. Our
snswer invariably Was, that tho world
would iape. elapse or collapse into =
etats Of barbarisn or iguoran: nudity.
Correct" the good old professor would
sigh. and aside, my boy. when school
10 out, well 60 down to woolf's saloon
and taste the forbidden fruit" This,
We believed. and thoroughly, especially
whsro the Woolf clauss came in. Gram.
mar wa. ,excsllsd in; We took out the
patent insidss. asysd it, digestcd il. tore
the covers of and sent them spinning OF
the head Of our more successful rival.
Yes, we arc staunch and stiff back sup.
porter Of education in all its varied hues.
just the other day gent graduate Of the
Provo, Utah. Institute Of learning. came
to town to DO examined by the worthy
Superintendent Of Public Instruction,
Mr. Sawyer. The Utah gent wanted a
"stidcut" TO teach school with. and
Sawyer wanted to give him one. Nov, "
said Mir. Sawyer, to the plethoric Utah
storehouse Of useful knowledge and geu.
oral information, II viii try you on
grammar; please to parse the following
sentence: i rode over to Jackrabbit TO.
day on horseback. H., responded
the Utah youth, ''ia an adverb OF tune
You ace il took inc five hours to ria.
over there and back. We are not al
advocate Of slaughter, hut when Sawyer
scuttied that Mormon and buried him ii
tho cellar, with no weeping willow o
; sighing aspen to sing requiem over hi
last resting place, We do think that thu
gentleman's decd Of blood was, in q mea
sure. justi6sblo.
10 all parties owning mining location
. we would say that the time for ssses'
|. ment work 10 growing beautifully less
:. but little over three weeks now re
\ manning in which to do the required on
. hundred dollars worth OF work on eac
p claim or forfeit it. In this communit
!. there exists lot OF old chronic pest
!. soma Of which claim as many as dos
4 odd locations individually. Tho asscs
:, ment work on these numerous locatio
y is always done, from the simple fact tn
. their ola;manta have never done a stro'
Of work on them, nor do they intend
do tho v ork on them, save with ths
Ia tongues. and this In tho event OF son
honorable proprietor who appropriat
!. one Of ".hcir claims which has la
:. dormant for years, with the intention
y developing it. Fora poor man. and
lazy one vt thst--one who depends
:. hi, dsily labor for his bread and butter
the idea Of working the assessment OF
dozen claims Is preposterous. And
It all pirates Of that Tx we would gent
O. breathe this warning. i. you have 3
y; ground that is worthy Of holding
20 another year. do tho work on it; If +
~ don't kick il some decent man reloca'
IN It. as your kicks might prove ratt
ne abor.ive. All DESTROYS Of cbtaiul
IN location blanks will 10 we'll to call
ne this office.
ma We clip the following from the Ly
irl County Times: Dan +. Morton, OF t
place, announces himself ~ a caadid
for page Of the Senate. Dan is bril-
i, youpgyt~r and would make hrst.c,
=, boy for the position. Ho Ia the SON
!. IL. r. Morton, . we'll known Republic
4. Of this State. who, at the present tim
= resident d this place. Give Oar
dy chance.
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