New-York tribune., 1886-08-11

Tb Sacramento Bee thinks that Lord recent
exploit in Newcastle points decided moral for zoo iu
quisltive husbands.
The Judce--Yes; proceed. s
Noted Lawyer ensaged for the defence OF the Ana,c
istsl Gentlemen OF the Jury: Disabuse your ninas "
tho vile stun brought Into court ny the prosecutor
Stale when the riot took place. second that II there they
we're too much intoxicated to throw bomb, and shrd
that they intended to compliment the police anu n0'
tho bombs for bouquets. -lOmaha horId.
Albany is not tho only to wn in the United states 70
have bicentennia this year Last Tuesday, August g.
Kaskaskia ILL.,, was 200 years old. This early Frencn
settlement has long since seen Its best days. nas
now $50 Inhabitants. Once 1t was the captai Oh 'no
State and boasted Of population OF 1000
"You cay you were in the Union Army during the
"Yes, sir. was at Gettysburg"
"At Gettysburel Well, suppose you have written
magazine article about the mistakes OF the battief
"Why my dear SIR, you peedp't beg. You are tho
only soldier living who has not written an article on VIC
subject. Why. man alive you ar freak. lou CAL s0'
500 a week in n museum."-lTexas siftinga
That Heaven OF fools to few unknown"
or which we've often read,
Is probably the undertono .
In which your sweetheart said
That first delightful, bllssfnl yes,
To crown "A moments happiness
Ia transient guise-
spanned by the length Of one caress
-ITexas Sittinga
1t feared tha, p I. Barnums campaign for the New
England serpent Will take some VI tnc etaiCh ous
the political campaign in Maine.
Captain Lyall ex British Consul Galveston, has
been making startling reports at home about the
Lone star state Galveston" he says, the home OF
pirates VIZ, German Jews loafers, deadbcats dead
heads wire pullers log rollers etc Away on the moro
open and remote districts OF the state-the cattle
re zion Of the Rio GrandetheV practise th' art in
more open and honest fashion as frontier bandits and
thieves" Here insult that should throw the
.h,.la tho tisrv I,x TAN
She's rich and fair and talented as well;
Her hguro Is dream. her smile spell,
Her fair coupcxiOn's Ike n PINK sea sueI-
Twill stand inspection.
Her di.position's sweet IA can he.
And with her taste In dress modistes agree;
But for her bad taste III refusing me,
shed be perfection. -IHamDler.
The Chicago Mail makes the gratifying announcement
that the wideyed maiden. with dishevelled locks and
extended neck who the front page of Ihe Lit
,rary Lite is not Miss Cleveland the managing editor
Chicago Edltor-whars the matter. you look upset
about something I III
ting a Job saving wood. Win all my care mixed UP
two different articles to-day -
That's bad. What were they J. >,
Zone was an opera critlquc and tho other paseoaH
rer0%5S' mind that. maybe it will help to popu
larize musc."-lOmaha World
The San Francisco papers stealing march on The
Century They are all publishing histories OF tie late
war complete IN one edition.
| "sam" Jones is evidently making himself "soid
with the boys and girls West Amy father at the
table" he said the other day. who will palm OH the
neck or the back chicken upon his children is not
| Christian" "sam" has been there himself In MI
youth.
What is that you have your writing paper sadief
| That l. my OnUgrain
what l. - monogram T.
Why. the initials your name changed so that tn
| letters overlap eacn otuer. ,,-, . -
| sOn, I see! But these not the initials OF you
| name"
| d" Yes, they are"
| 4" We'll, | G mt make cm out"
.Cettauly not. That's the beauty OF II. II You cou
make I'm out wouldn't be "a monogram worth having.
- Boston Courier.
A youth from the Province OF Quebec is said to hav
registered at hotel IN the White Mountains last weei
"a Mr.. -. OF R, r. O. some one inserted tho let
ter II, tween the and q. and when tho dude dscov
cred the oke became enraged that he paid his bi
F. D. @ and left for other quarters This comes from
| Boston.
| Mr.. wggins-Don't you hev no fear about our SAN
| He III be famous IN lterAter yit, now YOU see.
| Mrs. Wigglns-But Tm aieard he'll neglect his bus
ness
mo matter bout that He's q born poet same a
Longfeler an that other feler."
But dye know he's born poeter. tell me that
Cant you see Hes goin right along wrtin' verses
an ho' been MARI Ell "A year ON Ia World