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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

STRAINED HONEY. - Beekeepers
should impress on the minds of their
customers that extracted is far superior
and nothing Ike the old strained honey.
Not one person in fifty understands
that by machinery specially prepared
for the purpose the comb is rapidly re-
volved, and the honey is thrown out Of
the cells and the combs replaced in the
hive to be filled again, and again ex-
tracted. This gives pure honey; not
strained honey containing dead bees,
bee bread, scraps of comb, etc.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

A CLEVELAND speculator sent his
son to Wisconsin to buy hops, telling
him to keep his eyes open for any other
speculation. After few days dis
patch came saying:
"a widow has got a corner on the
hop market of this State. Shall Imarry
herP"
Certainly" was the reply sent over
the wires
Twelve hours later the son an
nounced:
Got the hops, the widow and seven
step-children, and shall go to Chicago
tomorrow to see about divorce"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THEY were speaking of Montmorenci,
who has a high opinion Of himself.
Brown-"I know that some folks think
he is something above the common, but,
somehow or other, never could take
any stock in him." Fogg-"Of course
you couldn't. He took the whole OF 1t
himself long ago, and doesn't mean to
part with 1t now."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Do not give oyster shells to the hens;
burn them up for manurlal purposes
and feed the hens broken egg-shells in
stead. Then when they cannot get
them otherwise, they will eat their eggs
and thus save you the trouble of search
ing for them in the hay-mow or under
the barn.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THE little son of a dressmaker said
to her one day:
Mamma, does God really make little
boys?"
"Yes, darling"
"But have been examining my arms
and legs, and l can't find any seams on
them."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

FRIEND OF THE FAMILY-'I hear
your husband Is very Ill. What is the
matter with himp'
Tender Wife-"Well, / tell all my
friends that it's scarlatina.. L think
that's such poeticalname. l wouldn't
have those stuck up De-Joneses know for
the world that lie was suffering from
anything so vulgar as bilious fever. l
have a position 20 maintain"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

A YOUNG lady writes to an exchange
saying that while practicing at singing
her voice cracked, and size wants to
know what she shall do. We should
advise her by all means to secure stu
alton as a serIo-comic vocalist. She
cannot fail of scoring a success.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

FOR DYsPRPsrA. INDIGESTION, depression OF sptr-
lis and general debility IN their various forms: %
as preventive against fever and azue and other
intermittent feyers, the "Ferro-Phosphoratei
Elixir OF Calisaya' made by Caswel, Hazard & Co,
New YORK, and sold by all Druggists, Is the best
Tonic; and Tor patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, II has no eqlas
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28
All history is but a romance, it is
stuffed as an example.
Instantly Relieved.

Mrs. Ann Lacour, of New Orleans, La,
writes 81 have son who has been sick
for two years; he has been attended by our
leading ply sicians, but all TO no purpose.
This morning he had his usual spell of
coughing. and was so greatly prosirated in
consequence, that death seemed imminent
We had in the house bottle of DR.. VIM.
HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS,
purchased by ny husband, ~ho noticed
your advertisement. yesterday. We ad-
minis;erei it. and he was instantly relieved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

During the war. DR.. Lloyd, of Ohio, con-
tracted consumption. He says: Ut was
by the use of Aliens Lung Balsam that
am now alive and enjoying perfect health. y
Ii you have cough or cold, take at once
Aliens Lung Balsam- pc, zoe. and 81
per bottle, at Druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

SOME prospectors in West Virginia
found signs Of natural gas on farm be-
longing to an old man, and they went
to his house and asked permission to
bore and make further development.
What's the gas good for?" he asked
''To take the place Of fuel"
"Will it take the place Of wood?"
''Oh. yes"
'Then you can't bore darned bore
around here. I've got five slapping big
sons who are too internal lazy to do
anything more'n cut huff wood to
warm their skins, and if we had natu-
raj gas to burn I'd have to hire a man
to help the boys draw their BREATH"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THE only thing that is perfectly cer-
tain about the loss of the Oregon is that
the steamer lies at the bottom of the
sea, and the crew lies at the top.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

4 HEN Is yoracious bird; if allowed
to, it will consume five whole pecks OF
corn or its equivalent, IN year. This Is
paying too high price for eggs, and If
fowls can ''pick" their way through the
summer they ought to be made to do so
in the winter,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

As the early bird catches the influenza
so the first person at a church festival
gets the biggest dish OF scalloped
yosters.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

BE sure that your poultry have no
loose sand or ashes near their quarters.
Otherwise, they will take what the book
farmers call sand-bath, and kick up
an awful dust, which will be unpleas-
ant for you.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

ALL one day it rainei hard. Next
morning, Teddy looked out of the win
dow. 80, mammal" he cried, "see
how the rain has highered the brookl'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

LyaR estimated that the gorge of
Niagara River was cut in about 35 600
years, but surveys to determine the pre-
sent rate of recession of the falls indi-
cate that the work may have been done
in 10000 years. During forty.one
years the average annual wear of the
tock was two and three quarters feet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Women, as rIle, are not Inventive.
They have no desire for new wrinkles,
unless using Carboline the New petro-
leum Hair producer, can be classified
as new wrinkle; all handsome ladies
use il
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Beware of worthless limitations of DIR.
Jones' Red Clover Tonic. The genuine
cures headache, piles, dyspepsia, ague, ma
laria, and is perfect tonic and blood puri-
er Price 30 cents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THE 4-year-old was looking over
some very new kittens, and examining,
with great interest, the tiny toes and
claws.
"Oh, my!" she exclaimed; ''what
cunning little scratchers!"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

ROTTEN corn-cobs are SAID to be a
valuable fertilizer on any soil that is
deficient in potash, and their value is
much enhanced by being rotted with
other manure. In cleaning up hog
pens, therefore, care should be taken to
collect all the cobs and mix them with
the other refuse.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

In hundreds OF cases, Hoods Sarsaparllla, by
purifying and enrching the blood. has proven a
potent remedy for rheumatism Hence, II you
suffer the pains and aches OF this disease, it Is
fair to assume that Hoods Sarsaparina Will cure
you. Give / trial.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

IN the eZukertort-Steinitz chess-match,
and in the Schaefer- Vignaux billiard
match, where does the Yankee come
IMP He comes in at the door, if he
can't crawl through a window.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THROUGH the Year with the Poets"
is the title of serial publication. The
everyday editors motto Is, through the
door with 'em.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

LApIEsl Those dull. tired looks and feelings
speak volumes, DR.. Kilrners FEMALE REMEDY
corrects all conditions restores vigor and vitali-
ty and brings back youthful bloom and beauty.
Price Sl00-6 bottles 500.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

\ MAN named Knapp was arrested
in church at Baltimore the other day.
There is something familiar about this
taking Knapp in church.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

BURLINGTON girls are of decidedly
business-like turn of mind. "May 1
aspire to your hand?" asked a dude of
one of our prettIest bellies, the other
day. ''You may have the refusal
of 1t for an indefinite PERIOD" was the
prompt reply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

There is 10 need of being imposed on if
you will insist on having the Frazer Brand
of Axle Grease. One greasing will last
two weeks.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

IN managing live stock main thing
is to look to the comfort Of the animal.
No animal thriyes at the same time
that it is cod and uneasy, while a
quiet appearance is a sure indication of
thrift. When the observing farmer sees
q restless and uneasy animal he may
know something is wrong: he will treat
1t TO remove the cause If he studies his
best interests. We do notmaintain but
that some animals are by their very na-
lures restless under any treatment;
such will be found unthrifty and had
better be weeded out, unless perhaps
there Is some chance of reforming
them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

III Eas been found that sun hight has a
considerable action upon glass. Color.
less glass, for example; has become vel
low, and light yellow, green and blue
Lave turned to the darker o. mellow
shades OF those colors, whip coffee
coiored glass has been known 20 mater
laiiy chance to rose and amber In the
snort space Of five years. 1t is sugges.
ted tnat the rich tints so much admired
IN The stained windows of old cathe.
orals may be due 10 the ntion of the
sunlight during many yeas in toning
harsh cclors.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Prevent your hair from becoming prema-
turely gray by using Halls Hair Renewer
Bilious attacks are speedily relieved and
cured by taking Ayers Pills. Try them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

some of George Washlngton's body
servants" can now take rest. He Is
succeeded by the last passenger to
leave the Oregon"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28
Clean castor bottles with shot.

Original, prompt, clean, sure and eff.
fective for pain and soreness. Hop
Porous PldSters.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Man believes that to be a lie which
contradicts the testimony of his own
| ignorance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THE weight of years Is bound to tell
on a man, and make him baldhead
while waiting.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Walking advertisements for DR.. Sase's
Catarrh Remedy are the thousands it has
cured.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

TIE best is the cheapest. Hop Plus
ters contain active medicinal agents for
the cure of pain.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

ABOUT the only business concern
that makes money without advertising
Is the United States mint.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

For making candy the best granu.
lated sugar should be used if CONNECTION
er's sugar is not, though it is but a
trife more expensive. Homemade
candy not only affords amusement in
the making, but is sure to be pure and
wholesome. A new receipt is given for
making nut candy, that has been tested.
To two cups OF granulated sugar and
one of boiling water, add one large
tablespoonful of butter. Boil till it
readily candies when dropped in cold
water, Then remove from the fire and
stir in nearly two cups of Brazil nuts,
cut up small, and one tablespoonful Of
Royal lemon flavoring. Pour out upon
three large buttered plates to cool. AL
ways use silver spoon in stirring
candy. Homemade candy is a very
desirable adjunct to the dessert, and
consoles the children when deprived Of
the pastries or puddings that prove so
attractive to them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

There is this paradox in pride-it
makes some men ridiculous. but pre-
vents others from becoming so.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

THAT young rascal, Bob Veal. is
again getting himself into the hands of
the police. Isn't he offai?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

FITS: All Fits stopped free. Treatise and 8, rll
bottle OF Dr. kllnes Great Nerve RestDrer free ID
Fit cases Sendto DR.. Kline, ,93l Arch ST., Pha, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Strength OF mind depends upon so.
briefly. for this keeps reason unclouded
by passion.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

a BANNER LAMP SHADE.-Many
who cannot endure the glare of the
lamp or the gas light in their eyes, will
find little banner not only pretty or
nament for the table, but really great
comfort. The stands can be bought
for fifty or sixty cents. and the banner
may be made as the taste suggests.
Some are very elaborate, with painting
and embroidery, others are much PLAIN
er. A very serviceabie one is made Of
piece of handsome ribbon, which af-
fords enough decoration in itself; it is
fringed out an inch frtm the bottom,
and has hand of velvet ribbon sewed
on it just above the part fringed. A
narrow hem is placed across the top,
AMI it IS attached to rings with silk, the
color of the ribbon.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28
Frazer Axle Grease.

Mix stove polish with vinegar and a
teaspoonful of sugar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Adhere so firmly to the truth that
your yea shall be yea and your nay
shall be nay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28
a FACT.

ES-Persons suffering fs0-n DISEASES ofthae ere d
any and every fHyuI. such - t4t4Farts. MFdu.l
freSbyOpla, Grauulatef Lids r1uicOphth4,Ea
&c. etc, dhyoit1c'y cTsf Shorts -a;elnesS WI :
20 the cculists has ever been impossible 10 c-,s
cannot exist Rfter using Aetna
y Address PROF.. WILLIAM C. WILSON.
lllS Chestnut street; PhLiA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

The voice of parents is the voice of
the gcds, for to their children they are
heavens lieutenants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

OLD straw hats form pretty re-
septaele for carrying work around in.
The Leghorn flats are the best to make
use of, although any large shade hat
can be made to answer the purpose. The
outside of the brim is covered with a
trailing spray Of wild roses, narguer-
ties, and forget-me-nots worked in the
long Kensington stitch, band of rib
bon is passed around the crown and tied
in Il bow on the side. y bag top of
satin IS sewed to the inside Of the brim
and drawn in at the top with narrow
ribbons, which also serve to carry it on
the arm; the inside of the crown should
be neatly lined with a piece Of the satin
used for the bag top.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

If cough disturbs your sleep, take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest we'll.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

A habitation giddy and unsure hath
he that buildeth on the vulgar heart.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28
HOUSEHOLD

OYSTER CULTURE IN CHiNA.-My
attention was specially called TO the
stalls of the fishmongers, who not only
have river and sea fish, salt and fresh,
In great abundance. but an excellent
store of bamboo oysters; and 1t You
wonder what they are, might as well
explain that artificial oyster culture is
largely practiced on this coast, and a
bamboo oyster field Is prepared far more
carefully than Kentish hop garden.
Holes are bored in old oyster shells, and
these are stuck INTO and on pieces of
split bamboo, about two feet in length,
which are then planted quite close to-
gether on mud flats between high and
low water mark, but subject to strong
tidal currents. This is supposed to
bring the oyster spat, which adheres to
the old shells, and shortly,developes into
tiny oysters. Then the bamboos are
transplated and set some six inches
apart, until within six months of the
first planting they are found to be cov-
cred with well grown oysters, which are
then collected for the market. The
oyster shells are turned to very good
account, being scraped down till they
are as thin as average glass, when they
are neatly fitted together so as to form
ornamental windows such as we see in
the inner courts of wealthy houses.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

To remove ink stains soak in sour
milk over night.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Hide not the truth whe, you know it
and clothe no. the truh with false.
hood.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

MILK should not be taken IN copious
draughts, like beer or other fluids which
differ from it chemically. If we con-
sider the use of milk in infancy, the
physiological Indigestion, that is, of
food provided for it, each small mouth
full is secured by effort and slowly pre-
sented to the gastric mucous surface
for the primal digestive stages. 1t is
thus regularly and gradually reduced
to curd, and the stomach is not op-
pressed with a lump of half f.coagulated
milk. The same principle should be
regarded in the case of the adult. Milk
should be slowly taken in mouthfuls, at
short intervals, and thus it is rightly
dealt with by the gastric juice. Ii
milk be taken after other food it IS al
most sure to burden the stomach and
cause discomfort and prolonged indi.
gestion, and this for the obvious reason
that there Is not sufficient digestive
agency to dispose of it; and the better
the quality of the milk, the more severe
the discomfort under these conditions.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

To polish a stove rub with news
paper instead Of brush.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

When cooking beans add one-half tea
spoon of saleratus.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

We can hardly learn humility and
tenderness enough except by suffer-
ing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

HE-"It was natural you know that
I should be attracted to you"
She (shylyl-"Indeed! WhyE"
HeEeWell, you know, your brother
studied law IN the same office with me
and we were admitted to the bar To-
gether."
She-ssBut what had that to do with
meP"
He-"Why don't you see, l looked
upon him as brother IN lawl"
She (blushing)-"Ohl l see.'
HeSssYes. a brother in law de jure,
as it were. Now 1 propose that he
shall be a brother-in-law-de-facto as
WELL"
Then ne Slipped the engagement ring
on her finger and their heads came
close together and the parian cupid on
the mantel looked as IL he was about 10
clap his wings and crow"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

ANCIENT BRUTE-"Er, excuse me
but. doesn't my open window trouble
your"
Lady Passenger-"Oh, thank you'll /
was feeling it little"
Ancient Brute-"Well, 1 wouldn't
run any risk of catching cold. There
are some empty seats forward"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

Office Mucilage.-Gum Arabic, clean
lump, II ounces; glycerine, concentra-
ted, 2 teaspoonfuls; boiling water,
gill. If too thick, add little more
water; this mucllage will keep in sum-
mer without molding.
But little men de perceive what soil.
tude is, and how far 1t extends. For a
crowd is no company; mems faces are
but like pictures in gallery, and talk
but tinklinz cymbal, where there is
40 love.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

To brighten carpets sprinkle with salt
before sweeping.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

We hand folks over to Gods mercy,
and show none ourselves.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-04-28

EXPERIMENTS on THE Farm
Whatever experiments are TO be tried
on the farm the coming season, should
be carefully considered before the busy
season opens; then the farmer will have
sufficient time to mature plans neces-
sary to make the experiment one or
value. To try an agricultural expert
ment in q manner TO make 1t OF any
practical value. requires careful thought
to establish the plan upon which it is to
be tried; It also requires constant watch
fulnesS during the growing season, and
a correct measurement at the harvest.
Most of experiments, to be Of any value.
must be SO tried as to secure comparl-
son with methods we are familiar with,
and the value of which we have aScer-
tanned; if we fan to do this the varla-
tions of seasons and Of soils are such
that the experiment will prove to he
valueless. In field experiments the land
should be divided into two parts, SO
that one part shall be treated in man
ner that we are familiar with; then we
shall be able TO compare the expert
ment with something that we have some
knowledge of; thus conclusions can be
drawn that may be of some practical
value. If we have nothing to compare
the experiment with except our judg-
ment as to What it ought to be, We can
derive but very little information OF any
value.