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The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

A CENTURY of progress has not pro-
duced a remedy equal to Ely's Cream
Balm for Catarrh, Cold In the Head
and Hay Fever. 1t is not a liquid or
a snuff, but is perfectly safe and easily
applied with the finger. 1t gives i'm
mediate relief and cures the worst
cases. Price so cents. At druggists.
60 cents by mail. Ely Bros, Owego,
N II
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
He was seated across the foom

"George," she SAID, IF a IRE were
suddenly to break out in the house,
what would be your first impulse, dc
you think2"
'Well, my first thought would be fol
you, Of course. l would get you to Q
place Of safety, and then do what i
could to extlsguish the flames"
THAT would be very nice of you
George, TO think of me first; but II a
fire were to break out now, for in
stance, wouldn't you lose valuable time
reaching me from way across the
roomP;'
81 don'tknow but what L would"
said George as he changed his seat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
SCROFULA,

To give starched linen a high lustre
add to a half pound of the prepared
starch a very little ultramarine blue
and a piece of stearine about the size
of a nutmeg, boil two OF three minutes
longer. Starch the clothes In this, rub
bing the starch well into the cloth and
polish with a hot iron.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

People are recognizing the danger
attending the use of opium, and legis-
latIye bodies are being called upon to
suppress the growing evil. The only
cough mixture which does not contain
opiates, and yet IS Of remarkable enlc.
acy, is Red Star Cough Cure. 25 cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Mr. D. II. Baruaby, of Owego. N. Y,
says that his daughter was taken with a
violent cold which terminated with Pneu-
moniaB and all the best physicians gave
the case up and said she could live bat q
few hours at most. She was in his condi.
ton whena friend recommended DIR. VIM,
HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS.
and advised her TO try it. She accepted Il
as a last resort, and was surprised 20 fine
that 1t produced a marked change for the
better, and by %perseyering a permanent cure
wa effected.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

THIS rule for corn bread mnst be
carefully followed to procure the ex-
eellent possible result: Take two table
spoontuls of Indian meal, two Of mo
lasses, one not at all heaping one of
soda, one and a half teacups Of butter
mis- a GOOD pinch of salt; thicken this
unta IL Is about like a thick paste with
Y no1ri oake In moderate oven for
tnlfty-nve minutes. Another way to
make excellent corn bread is to start
with about a pint Of wheat.hread
sponge. Mix with this two SnaTts Of
Indian meal and water enough 70 wet
It; then stir in half a pint of wheat
flour, and a tablespoonful of salt. let
TINS rise, then knead it well and nut II
In tins; when light baks It tergsn hour
and a half. "0
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

THE Duke of Wellington, as IS vel
known, stood as godfather to one OF
u princes. The warrior received an
odd rebuff from the nurse. He asked,
simply enough, SIS 1t a boy or a grip
and received the crushing reply, st is
il prince, your grace"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

81 SAY Jones dine with me at the
house tonight will you?"
"Certainly, with pleasure. Will your
wife expect me?'
mo, that's the beauty of it, We
had a quarrel this morning about the
seashore business, and 1 want to make
her mad.D
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

CHOCOLATE JELLY. - Four SIM
cakes of chocolate, grated, and n and
a half pints of milk, boiled together.
Then add sugar and vanilla to taste,
and one box of gelatine dissolved in a
little water. Boil all together for a
few minutes, ana then set away to
cool.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

'It's Kind Of rough to be troubled
with affections of the scalp isn't it?"
said a sympathetic Pittsburgher to a
friend not long since. yes" vas the
laconic reply, ''dandruff, but Caroline
will clean it out quicker than a natural
gas eXploslon.N
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
Read the Testimony OF Rev. VIM. B. Chai'
FAINT. a weiI-known Clergyman OF Phila.

TO the ocullsts mas ever .Deen Impossible 70 cure,
Address PROF. WILLIAM c. wILSON,N
lib Chestnut Street, Phila.
Head the Testimony OF Rev. VIM. b. Chal-
FAINT, a Clergyman OF Ph1la.
PHILADELPHIA, PA, January Is, 1885,
Pastors Study, Messiah M. Il. Church.
My DEAR SIR-I feel that 1 ought TO make
known nv experience with Prof. VIM. @. VIII
sons "ACTINA" BATTERY, not only in JUS
tice to him, but also that the afflicted may
learn where to look for a remedy for serious
and obstinate diseases. For five years l have
been suffering with great distress in my head,
resulting nj times in complete incompetency
| for work; this, together with a throat trouble
causing hoarseness, rendered speaking not
only laborious and painful to myself, but I'M
pleasant to my congregation. have used your
aACTTNA" since the 25th of November, 1885.
NV voice is fully restored, and since using
your instrument and wearing your garment l
have not experienced n distress whatever
In nv head. Have worked 10 to Is hours out
of the "a for the last five weeks, felt
better in my life. My wife is also wearing the
| Garments and using the "ACTINA," and finds
very great relief, having suffered 8 years from
general debility. My little boy OF o winters VINO
has suffered from a catarrhal trouble since
an attack of scarlet fever, is using your instru-
ment and improving. wish you a continual
ton of success. Very truly and fraternally
yours ""'o
rW- Throw away your spectacleS Get RID OF
your Catarrh, and all diseases OF the eye,
Er Price, $40. II $500 were paid for &c would
be cheap. VIII last q lifetime. Fifty in one
sy- family may use ii. Address
Prof. WIN. q. WILSON
sv- ll13 Chestnut Street, Phlla.
J Agents wanted in every City Of the Union.
| $50 a week may be made.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

"JIM, how does a man stop chewing
tobacco" said a healthy looking citizen
at the Detroit Driving Park Saturday
to Manager James Lathrop. who was
experimenting the Wild West exhibit
ton.
"First, you get a peck of peach tree
leaves" said James.
Eyes, they're easy to get.'
"Theh you chew a leaf every time
you want a chew of tobacco.''
Eyes"
And chew peaeh-tree leaves TIL
you get to like 'em."
"Can you acquire a love for themp'
''Indeed you canl You can get the
habit of chewing peach-tree leaves as
firmly established as the tobacco chew
ing habit"
"Then what do you do?"
"Then you go off to some secluded,
yet convenient spot and kill yourself. -
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

IN Norfolk, at a feed given at the
end of the harvest, the hostess, think
ing to honor one Of the principal men,
asked him to come and sit on her right
hand,-''Thank yew, me lady; but II
it's all the same taw yew I'd rather
sit opposite this 'ere plum pudden."
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

FOR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF splr-
It's and general debility in Their various forms; also
as a preventive against fever and ague and other
Intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated-
Elixir of Calisaya'made by Caswell, Hazard Il Co.,
New York, and sold by all Druggists, Is the best
tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, 1t has no equal
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

That feeling ofextreme debility is entirely over
come by Hoods Sarsaparilla- II was tired all
over, but Hoods Sarsaparlla gave me new life
and strength" says a Pawt1cket, r. l., lady.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is sold by all druggists. 81 a
hottie. or six hOttles for Is.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

ELY's CREAM BALM is the most eff
fective convenient and agreeable catarrh
remedy I ever used, and l have tried
them all.-C. 3. Cook, Henning, Laud-
erdale Co., Tenn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

For twenty years Mrs. John Gem
mill, Milroy, Mlflin County, Penna.,
could not walk on account of an in
jury to the spine, One bottle Of st.
Jacobs Oil gave relief, the second en-
abled her to walk and cured her.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

If you visit New York and would take
your ease after a weary days travel, 60 to
the Grand Union Hotel, directly opposite
the Grand Central Depot. 1t a 600 ele-
CANT rooms supplied with every convent
ence, elevators and a table furnished with
every delicacy. Horse cars, stages and
the elevated railroad pass the door.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

It's FREQUENTLY RECOMMENDED
Nh II. C.. Mooney, Astoria, ILL.,, writes that
Aliens Lung Balsam, which he has sold for
fifteen years. sells better than any other
cough remedy, and gives satisfaction. IT'S
recommended BY the medical profession
here. DO, 30@ and 81 per bottle, at Drug
gisss
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

The temperance movement is spread
ing in Switzerland. That is exactly
the place for it to spread. The people
have plenty of good health and no
money to buy drinks with,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

When You need n friend, select a true
one. DR.. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is the
best friend mankind has for all diseases of
the stomach, liver and kidneys. The best
blood purifier and tonic known. 90 cents
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

To make starch for colored articles,
muslins, ginghams and calicoes, dis
solve and add to every pint of pre-
pared starch a piece Of alum the size
of a nutmeg. By this means the colors
may be kept bright.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

wecannot renew youth, but we can pre-
ventgray hair by using Halls Hair Remover
Ayers Pills are a never-tailing remedy for
headaches. caused by adisordered stomach.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

More substantial benefit can be obtained
from a so cent bottle of DR.. Bigelow's Posi-
tive Cure than a dollar bottle OF any other
cough remedy. 1t is a prompt, safe and
pleasant cure for all throat and lung trou-
bles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

81 NEVER saw such a homely wo-
mar in all my life," said Snagg to a
stranger standing near at Windsor
Beach. II should think her face
would ache" at the same time pointing
to a group of women. 1.-THE tallest
one near the tree" he continued, as
he saw the stranger move about i'm
patiently.
"H'm-ha-well--yes, that's my
cousin"
did l say the tallest one near the
tree? l don't mean her. The, shorter
one, near the lake bluff"
"H'm-ha, ha-well, w%ell-yes, yes
that's my aunt"
you must have misunderstood nee, >
apologized Snagg. 81 mean THAT short,
dUmpy woman with the baby.9
ION, that's all right. Thkt's my
wife. VIII you have somethink?n
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
DRS. j. n. & J. b. HOBENSACK.

A PIECE of soft flannel is the best
thing to use for wiping dust of silk
dresses; better than any brush ever
made.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

1t is only when one is thoroughly true
that there can be purity and freedom.
Falsehood always Furnishes itself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

III afflicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac
Ihompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

OXALIC ACID will almost always re-
move stains left by mud which cannot
be removed with soap and water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Religion is the most gentlemanly
thing IN the world. 1t alone Will gem
tlelZe If unmiXed with cant.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zine and leather. Try them
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who runs after a shadow has a
Wearisome race.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

The first duty of youth is to be
young.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

THE habit of running over boots or shoes
corrected with Lyons Patent Heel Stiffon.
ers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

lie is happy who has conquered la2i
ness once and forever.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Thou shalt abstain from deceiYing
others by word or deed. Thou shalt
speak no word that is false.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Lie generany begins with a square
deal, and accordingly as you play your
haad will promises be k.E&
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

A true love for a good woman is a
great thing. 1t shapes many a rough
fellow.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

They are never alone that are accom-
panied with noble thoughts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

The truest end Of a life is to know the
life that never ends.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

FITS; All Fits stopped free. Treatise and s2;rll
9otue Oh Dr. kllne,sGreat Nerve Restorer free 70
tit cases Sendto DR.. Kline, 93t Arch st, Phlla, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who would catch fish must not
mind getting wet.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

MAXI see that the young ladies
at the summer resorts are taking ir-
formal Presidential ballots with bon
bons."
Nax-"Yes; l was present at one of
those ballots, but could not wait until
The result was announced. l noticed
however, that Cleveland got thirteen
votes.n
"lndeedg But if you did not hear
the result announced how could you
tellgn -
II counted the bushes
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

STFwED PTGEONs.-Take SIX fat
Young pigeons, put them in a pot, with
a Slice of pork beneath them, cut the
thickness Of a silver dollar; add two
ta~blespoonfuls Of butter, but no water
at all. Let them remain over a gentle
fire for two hours, keeping the pot well
covered; during this time put in a hand
full of chopped onion and parsley; stir
now and then to prevent burning; after
two hours put in the pot half atumbler
of claret. with a little red pepper, salt
and cloves. Let the pigeons stew for
half an hour longer, then take a little
of the gravy from the pot and thicken
it with a ~teaspoonful OF flour; return
tbis 70 the not and stir well, Have
ready some slices Of hot buttered toast
on a dish. and upon these lay the birds;
our tie gravy over the whole. Nut
ton chOys cooked in the same way are
very good.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who knows himself best, esteems
himself least.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Cures where other remedies til ~.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who is hasty fishes in an empty
pond.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Mrs. SLIMDIET-"I know this dining
room is close and hot, and If l could
only afford it would remedy it."
Boarder-"Move to another house?''
Mrs. Slimdiet-"0h, no; put up
steam fans in the dining-room and
Kitchen"
Boarder-''Don't. Things come to
the table cold enough as it u.s."
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who spends all he gets is on the
high road to beggary.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

All is but Iip-Wisdom which wants
experience.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

"How is 1t that the operating ex-
penses OF the road are more in summer
than IN wlnterl' demanded IN irate
stockholder who had just beefHassessed.
'because the road is longe1 in sum-
mer and trains have further 10 rum
replied the smiling president. 'If the
hot spell continues the line mat expand
so as to make it necessary to cut il off
at one end.n
And after the stakeholder had paid
up and left, the president smiled again
and sold more stock short, while the
secretary figured up another assess
ment.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Discourage cunning in a child; Gun
ming is the ape of wisdom.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who sows brdmbles must not &c
barefoot.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
The Graud Union.

One must be poor to know the luxu.
~ of giving.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

AS if you could kill time wltout injur-
ing eternity.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Young or miFsla1aged men, suffering
from nervore sarr-t and kindred affec-
tons skH Ba8a' with 10 cents in
A5se, Worlds Dispen-
Station, 663 Main s'E9et,
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
VINEGAR Buffers

Principle; q Gentle Purgatiye and Tonic; q periect
Renoyator and Invigorator of the system.
I'm vinegar Bitters there Ia vitality Due
no alcoholic or mineral poison.
Diseases of the Skin, OF whatever namc
or nature, are literally dug up and carried out OF
The system In a short time by the use OF the bitters
vinegar Bittcrs allays feverishness itre-
Heves, and in time cures rheumatism, Neuralgia
Gouk and similar painful diseases.
vinegar Bitters cures Constipation and
prevents Dlarrhma.
never before has a medicine been com
pounded possessing the power of VINEGAR BIT,
TIERS 10 heal the sick. y
send for either of our valuable reference
hooks for ladies', for farmers, for merchants, our
Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism
on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should
be read by every child and youth in the land.
ANY two OF the above books mailed free on
receipt OF four cents for registration fees.
II. Mcdonald Drug Co., $50 Westinghouse, N.fs
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

Mrs. BLANK-"Ah, hal Mr.. Blank.
you said no woman could write a good
tragedy"
Mr.. Blank-"WelI, l say so again."
Mrs. Blank-"Indeedl then just lis.
ten to this: AT Newport, the other
evening, Miss Maud Haines' tragedy,
"Golden Meshes," was read and proved
so thrilling that in some scenes the au'
dience actually shiYered.' Now what
have you to say?"
Mr., B1ank-"Those scenes evidently
contained some illusions to hotel bills
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

WESTERN EDITOR-"Why, what is
the matter? You look pale"
Office Boy-"Something terrible has
"~something terrible-what, to meP"
Eyes. sir" .,,,
"Goodness mel What is itP"
"Prepare yourself for the worst, sir"
"Speak quick. "Wbat Ia it2 l
can't stand this suspense.
"The printers have struck, the ed
itors won't work without pay, the re-
porters have all gone to another paper,
and the sheriff has called six times this
morning to see you."
''Ohl is that allY ] feared some one
had stolen my shears"
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
HOUSEHOLD.

NorRrsurNG and palatable soup Is
node nv boiliug a piece Of ham with
some Of the dried lima Deans now to
be obtained ut most provision stores.
If ven have beef stock also 1t VIII be all
tbe better. Season with pepper and
salt. a dash Of curry powder. Variety
NAV he Gained by cooking some lamb
cbon. or mutton chop, until it is quite
Lroyn- remove the meat to a hot
plate. add a little water and a lump of
butter. with pepper and salt; thicken
Win drowned flour. When almost
lone add half a can OF stewed peas.
when these are sufficiently heated pour
with the gravy over the meat. With
mashed potatoes. squash, and currant
ielIy This makes a respectable dinner.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

He who Is the most slow in making a
promise is the most faithful in the per-
Torrance of it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
DIR. RAILWAYS
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Chronic rheumatism, Chronic Catarrh 10 the
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The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
FACETIAE

Joyrs-"Glad to see you looking 50
hearty. You have done nobly."
Smith--"Well, It is five years now
since / stopped drinking, and I've lost
all desire for It."
Gam reloiced to hear that. Iou
must have auto a little pile ahead by
this time, now that all your earnings
do not go for rum,
"No; that's just what troubles me.
Everybody said that l would nave plen-
ty of money if | reformed, and my in
come has certainly increased very
largely, yet I've not as much as 1--WE
cents TO buy myself a glass OF soda
'Strange, very strange. Where has
all your extra money gone toF"
ssTo the millinery stores.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

The next best thing to having a hun
bred real friends is to have one open
enemy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03
KH
Relieved at Last!

I'VE know a gentleman In this county who, siz
months ago. was almost ahopeless cripple from an
attack OF rheumatsm. He could scarcely hobbla
across the room. usad oruiehes. aud said himself tn at
he had little If any hope of ever recovering. We saw
as any ether man. and iu the finest health and spirits,
Ipon our inquiry as 70 what hal worked such a
Spnderfnl change IN his Condition he replied that
s. x 8 had cured him. After using a dozen and a
half bottles, he has been transformed from q miser-
able cripple to q happy, healthy man. He is none
other than Mr.. e. d Lambert."-"sylyanta Tele
phone"
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important.
When YOU visit or cave New YORK CITY, save
baggage expreSs3ge and s. carriage Hire, and stop
ual Depot
en elegant rooms, fitted up al a cost Of one
mAlon dollars, 81 and upwards per
da4. european Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse csr, STAGES ami
e~-eNalel railroad 10 all dspots FAMILIES can live
ueIler LOT isss money az the Grand Union Hotel
hAhat any other n~rs-claSs hote, Ia the city.
The Penn's Grove record., 1886-04-03

ng-Persons suffering from diseases of the eyein
any and every form, such as Cataracts, Myopia.
PresbyopIa, Granulated Lids, Chronic Ophthalmis,
etc, etc. absolutely cured. Short-sightedness which
TO the ocullsts has ever been impossible TO cure,
cannot exist after using AETNA. Ix
Address PROF. C. WIISON,t'
ma Chestnut Street Philn-
The Rugby gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1884-188?, 1886-11-20
SOMETHING NEW
In the Adams Express Gar Fob.
berry Case.
Engineer Heffernan Sees Suspicious Look.
ing Individual Assisted Into
F0theringham's Car.

ST. Louis, Nov. 10-The only thing new
In the express robbery is the statement Of
Engineer Hefernan, of the Wabash road,
chat he saw stranger get into Messen ger
Fotheringham's train as IL left the union
depot here on the night Of the robbery, and
mat the stranger was assisted into the car
by some one on the inside. 1t was on this
Statement made before the grand jury that
the indictment against Fotheringham was
found Heffernan's story is as follows: II
was in the union depot n the evening of
ctoper 20 olltng my engine. My time to
start was s:25 p. M. but just as was a about
10 get away noticed that the Frisco train
was across the main track. OF course l
could not move until the Frisco got ont of
my way, The express car wus almost di-
rectly opposite my cob window, and I
noticed that the door of the car was sta d.
ing open. The messen Ter and his helper
were inside busy with their duties. 1t was
nearly time for the Frisco train to start,
and Dwycr Swu G himself off the car and
went away. A minute or two later a man
came along with vaise in his hand and
stopped directly under the electric light
and within few feet Of the gine. He an.
swered Fotheringhan's description of the
roober as lar as / remember, except that
ne was couple OF inches or SO shorter.
lie wore his hat well forward over his face,
and could not make out his features very
clearly. He asked me which was the
Frisco train, and pointed it out to him,
1t was. just moving away, and he ran along.
side OF it until be reached the express car,
the door of which was still standing open
"a very unusual thing, by the way, threw
his. valise inside, reached up his hand
and was pulled up through the door
into the car. He could not have jumped
IN without assistance, especially with
the train in motion, and | believe Fotll.
eringham helped him." Thomas Dwyer's
testimony corroborated the engineers
story. "tim Cummings" who Fothering
ham says, committed the robbery, is carry
ing on rather a voluminous rrespondence
for one in his position. He first wrote q
Frank James, the ex-bandit, then to the
editor OF e newspaper, and now to Fother.
lnghams mother, inclosing in the letter
sSo, which be suggests may be OF usei ia
clearing her son of the suspicion now rest
ing upon him. All of the letters are in the
hands Of the detectives.