Morning journal and courier., 1886-04-21
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There is dim suspicion that the move ment to boycott Jay Gould will score it's greatest success by inveigling him into q game of base ball and trusting to the ordi- nary results.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
 French Joke-''What do you think? I woke up this morning absolutely deprived of all intelligence perfect idiot" t'And how were you when you went to bed last nights' 'sThe same as usual" "Oh, that accounts for it."
 The Louisville Commercial reports the presence in that city of ''counterfeit dollars calculated to deceive" This is evidently a new trick of counterfeit dollars which must be closely watched.-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
 At woman's suffrage convention, where it was found necessary to pass the bonnet in- stead of the hat, not one of the delegates would consent to give up her headgear for fear somebody else would discover where the bonnet had been fixed over.-Burlington Free Press.
 "Dan." said the President, holding up 1 bottle to the light, "where did this last lot of champagne come fromF "Same place as last" ssWell, it's all marked Sec We don't | want any second quality here. Send it back, Dan and tell lem we want the best or noth- | ing. "-New York Sun. "Curious how sensitive capital is,'' he said ss he took his stand over grating where he could get breath of mingled warm air and | onions.
 q never observed it,' replied the other. 'tNo2 We'll, here's illustration. Last night hadn't cent and we slept under the same stairs; to-day make a dollar and as | soon as I can get rid of you I'm going to order big supper and pay much as % cents for a bed. '-Wall Street News. l Mir Hevipurse to his daughter)-'Y l oh all ftara Sr1r1r ,aTS | at the north, and when the winter approach es we shall go south, and thus escape the cold weather" Carrie-"But, father, re- feet I cannot do it. Just think of the consequences" MT. H.-"Consequenees! What consequences, prayW Carrie-"Why, | father, don't you see, if I am to have two summers a year, by the time am twenty five I shall be woman of fifty summers. Really I cannot consent to grow old so fast as that. J l Boston Transcript. | .What shall the harvest bea' Following up revival in business way, with the hope l of raking in few subscriptions, the mana | gers of one of the Christian Advocate news papers in the West say: ''We rejoice with | our pastors in the multitude of converts that l have thronged the altars of the church dur l ing the past few weeks. How may we bet
 fer bear our part in the general jubilee than
 by offering the Central to every new convert | or to every home where there is new altar
 of p1 ayer, at reduced rate for the remain
 der of the yeara The paper will help to keep
 all these new members in the right way and | to make full members in the largest sense. J New Orleans Picayune. | TIC BANANA MAN. | On wagon dago goes shouting along
 'BonanoeS, bonanoes bonanoes
 From daylight till dinner he sings the same song | "BonanoeS, bonanoeS. bonanoes" l I'll feel in my heart should greatly rejoice | If he happened. some morning, to part with his | voice,
 So thst never again he could sing of his ''choice | 'Bonanoes, bonanoes, bonanoes,"
 But the fates in their vigilance guard him and his
 "Bonanoes, bonanoes, bonanoes.' And wish as may, ev'ry morning it is | "Bonanoes, bonanoes, bonanoes" :" Till aroused from my sleep, rush out to the hall,
 Stick my head through the window, and angrily | bawl!
 | Devil take ev'ry dago together with all
 Bonanoes, bonanoes, bonanoesi'' l Chicago News.