Savannah morning news., 1886-05-11
BRIGHT BIUS.


WE TRUST the hand organ man Will insist
on eight hours as a full days work.-LOaoeE
Cujzrn.
ScHwATKA. on being interviewed, says:
NO, loa never can reach the pole with bal
ION, uut. you can reach the balloon with a
pole, If It sails pretty low."-PUeb.
IN LEAP YEAR japanese girls who want
hVsoands set ouf Hover pois on the front por-
tico as an emb eln. In this country thev SIT
ont there themselves vita a Young man as an
rmOlem.-Bu liHgtoR FREE Press
THE piano sounds the knel of parting day;
Next door the singing pupil -hreks high &;
The cornet prac fces aero lr way,
And gives the night 10 anguish and TO me.
A." Boston GGsstte.
''Do YOU like winter, Mr.. Litewsit?"
Not We much, F'edde.'
Then Why 2 you always go buggy riding
II don't. What makes you think so?'
Why. sister Clara sad that it would be a
c ld DAY when you offered to take any girl
buggy riding. ."-PhiL1de'D 'Ddta CaU.
HERR wI>DBAG (saloonist-Now I dold We.
Doy you pring desc capitalists TO dere knees
pretty soon NIT dem pOYc its.
Workman-We know 1t, Wundbag. We put
it on Mulhgan last week, and brought him to
terms in jtfN.
"Mulligan, the prewer, you mean?"
'But dat will raise de prize of beer. All!
liimmel! dat was tyranny PhtLqdeLphia
CdU.
IN Paris drawing room well-preserved
lady OF a certain age was narS'atl her sad
experience. Imagine the frigAtf,l position
10 which 1 was placed. My husband eft for
Americf, amt was for five years without
line from him"
"Hnrrible, indeedw groaned the chorus.
"1es; but that was not the wort. Not be-
ing able to furnish cert fcate OF his death,
II was Impossible for me to marry again.
french Joke.
HAsKINs-See here, Andrews, l don't pro-
pose TO stand by and be made a laughing
stock of by you. What in thunder did y1u
mean when you told Harri-on / was all the
time max inE insane remarks?
AndreWs-M. dear fellow / never SAID any
thing Of the kind. Harrison must have mis-
taken me. didn't say irstne-I said nane.
Haskins-Oh, well, that's altogether differ
ent. knew you couldn't have said that
about me.-Tfd- Bits.
AN AMERICAN relates that he was once
trayelinS N England, ant he was staying for
II week al large country house, which was.
as usual at that season. fHll guests, invited,
ike himself. IL was an old estate and had the
uSua display OF Od &, Wnl"h are so handsome
and picturesque a feature Of English country
parks. He was walking through the park one
day with ughty, aristocratlc ID Have
you any trees In Amerlca?' she suddenly
ast ed him. He was too much taken aback to
speak for "A moment. and before ne could re-
ply he broke in: why, what a silly ques-
ton nave asked you! OF course you haven't
anv trees. The country isa't old enough. -
san Francisco CbroaIe56.
Twas TOLD good story the other day of
the effective manner in which the Rev. Mr.
Burk holder, Of the United Brethren Church,
quieied few ron shs. IL was the reverend
gentleman's first sunday evening service here
aud Iu the midst of his sermon he was an
nOyed by he uncOuth actions Of several OF
these no dlums. Tarrylng tong enough he
p 'inted his finger At them and IN stentorian
ton said: Young men. have a peculiar
itt. and unless you compOrt yourselves like
gentlemen while yon-a~e in this house Of wor-
ship viii SHOW you what that peculiarity
T. ~ The MN efrr. who stands abO I feet
] inch ana Of mn -cular bull Z. cast terror into
the ranks of the sacrilegious, and quiet
reigned su rene theredfter.- RayaeSbOrO
(PsAR.) Castle.