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(eiasefaabt.)
Die @edlte Des ssehrers.

2ebrer baben Ne9te, tpel9e 5rufees
uno 99ulgemeinben refpeftiren follten.
Wenn Elm Sebrer Die S6hler gut unters
ri@tet bat unb ionft yfi@ts i'm @ege
ifebt, bat ct Elm Mnre@t auf bieielbe
Gtelle. Das Snterei1e Der 59ule, als
aud Gere@tigteit gegen ben 2ebrer,
berlangt bies.
Gin 2ebrer, ber iberbaupt fdbig til,
lpirb bielmebr grfolg nit feiner @9uIe
baben, tpenn ct DDafdnbig nit ben
@9iilern unD beren gltern betannt III.
Mtan follte ben 2ebrer fiiblen laiIen,
baB bel tpirfianer ltno treaer pfi9ters
fallung ii@ ibm fein 9inberniB entgez
genifeIett tpirb, feline Stellung beisubes
balten, un6 biermit TT ein bebeutenber
Beipeggrunb a,t .f9perer Mrbeit" aufs
geboben. SIS follte 5ur Hegel gema9t
tDerben, einen Sebrer tpieoer an3uitels
len, auBer es liegt elm triftiger @runb
Dor, es anbers 3u MAIDEN - unb biefe
&egel foute fouDbl auf benz 2anbe, tpie
in Der 6tabt gelten.
ST man nit benz 2ebrer tti@t sufries
ben, bann fonte oerfelbe pfen unb ebrs
lid 3ur &ebe gefelt unb es ibm genau
3u periteben gegebett tperben, tporin iein
Gebler beftebt. Dieies 8erfabren giebt
oem 2ebrer binreidenb @elegenbeit, fei-
men Gebler ober Srrtbum gut au nta.
| 9en, unb penn ct ocs berna6ldiligt,
bann bat er feline llrfa9e, 5i9 au be-
| f6tperen, tpenn er itattirli1eripeiie aidt
mieber angefeat tpirb.
ginige Sruifees unb S9ulaemeins
ben babel bic @epobnbeit, einen 2ebz
rer, nit benz fie ni6t aufrieben fino, bis
an bas gnbe bes S1ultabres unterri9s
! ten unb baun fallen gu IaRen; unb bies
gilt ibm bann als Der erfte @inf, bob
feine Nrbeit unbrau9bar mar. gs tit
ni@t mebr re9t tpie bilis, einen 2eb>
rer, ben man ni9t ipie5er anitellen
min, bor 5@luB oes 5@uliabres bapon
In &enntniB su ieBen, bamit er feinen
plan MAIDEN fann unb @elegenbeit err
bdlt, feline &efgnation einaurei9en.
9es 2ebrers @uf TT iein 2apital unb
Sruifees follten ibm biefes ni9t unnDz
tbig ruiniren.
S@uItruitees, tpel6e ni6t fdbig itnb,
bas b6@fte Snterei5e an ber S9ule felbh
iiber alle peri6nli9en. fo3ialen, politi.
/ fden uu6 religi6ien &ldfidten su ftels
len. finb ni9t tpertb, bas Mmt au 5e'
fleiben. q. 8.-Meinar.
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s.. XraeGer,

gtr. 262 & 264, Ofs gOmmerees StraBe,
i'm neuen Store, empfebIt iein reid.
baltiges 2ager BON giiens unb 8le@s
Maaren, Sefen unb 9ausgerdtbi6af@
ten aller Irt. Ngent fur bic ercellenten
Saporite Sod . Oefeu. Mtan fpre@e
boz uu0 eraminire bic neue Serie Gas
Dorite Oefen, tpel@e auf ber lebten
Iew Orleans Meltausitellung bic gol=
oene Mebaille erbielten. Oie beften
S6reiner 0anbmertseuge eine 9pe.
cialitdt. GrbBte Musnabl BON 8Dgels
Gdfigen aller @rt. gluBerbem fets an
0anb Elm bOlltdnbiges 4ffDrtment bon
Tarben, Del, GirniB, Pinieln, Glas,
2itt &C., iotpie frii@en 2a nbretb 8
@arten. .Gamen. Cine 2lempner.
8ertfatt 1T nit benz @ei9dft berbun.
ben unb tperoen ale In bies Sad i@la'
genbe Grbeiteu prompt beiorst.
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Cages $ Nemisfettem.
SnI q II B.

4
- Ja6 grlebigung einiger Mmenoes
ments gu ber @9ifss8iu, 6ur9 tpel@e
getriife 9afen @ebtibren &C. fiir ameriz
fanif@e @6iffe obgef9afft, fiir frem6e
iebo9 beibebalten tperben, f9ritt Der
@enat 5ur TDrtiebung ber Beratbungett
bes penfions @efebes. gs mar beats
tragt tporoen, als Mininum Der mo=
natliden Penfion $8 3u firiren. 8latr
beantragte, Gierfir nar 81 fefauieben.
Na6oem 2ogan biergegen iebr ettergii9
opponirt bate, tpurbe Blairs Nmenbe=
ment NIT 80 gegen Is @timmen bers
pprfen. Godrill ipra6 fi9 segen iebe
penfionserb6bung unb @rnetterung
aus. Butler mabte feline 3uftimmung
babon abbdngig, 6aB aud iebem 8etes
ranen aus benz merifanii6en &riese cine
peniion BON $8 pro Monat betpilligt
tperoe. Sie Mbitimmung bieriiber tpurbe
bertagt.
- SIM &epr6ientantenbauie tpurbe
oer Nntrag 2anbams bon Seras anz
genommen, tpel9er bic 8etpiaigung
bon $150,0OO 3ur @rri6tung zines
8unbesgebdubes in 81 pafo berlangt.
9arauf nabm bas 6aus bic @enatsbia
our Ginfiibrung bes Semperens Inter.
ri9ts in bic 99ulen bes Diftritts BON
Columbia, fotpie In bic Wfilitdrs, Ma=
rines un6 SnoianersS@ulen unb in bic
S9ulen fiir Garbige in ben Serritorien
an, unb stpar nit POP segen 8 Stims
men. Dunn BON Mrfanfas riigte bier
auf bic unf66ne Nrt, in Der man bic
8eratbung ber Blair Bil berbinbere
uno bintertreibe. MorriiOn i@lug fi1
ielbif auf Bic @9ulter, inbent er fagte:
Meinen She'll Der 8eranttpDrtung biers
fiir nebme ib germ auf mid. Mlges
meine Seiterfeit ber 0erren &eprdien>
tanten belobnte Nsorrifon fit feinen
lei9tfertigen @iB".
Nuslarb.
- &a;fer Wilbelm befinoet fi6 tpphl
unb befi@tigt trob ieines boben Differs
bic @arbe=Gegimenter auf benz SempeI=
bofer Jelbe. 9tur bat er bierbet bas
Pfer6 nit ber @quipage bertaufdbt.
- Neun5ebn &efruten, tpel1e in ben
St-aBeh BON Spremberg, propina
8raabenburg, nit elmer ROTTEN Gabne
umber5ogen, tpir6 ipegen Mufifanbes
ber pro5eB aenia6t.
= Die 9amburgsr &beber baben NIT
@rfolg bic beuti9e Gpra9e far 2aoes
i6eine, fir 9te6nungen unb beuti9e
Minsmdbrung i'm 8ertebr nit englis
fben 9dfen eingefiihrt.
- G6nigin gbriitine bon @panien
ipur6e am II. Mai ppn einem 5obne
entbunben. Sdmn1tli9e Winifter, bic
biplpmatii9en 8ertreter bes Muslanbes,
bic b6@ffen @ipilz uub Militdrbeamten,
iotpie cine 9eputation Der @ortes tparen
i'm 6@lofe anpeienb. Inter ben ipa.
nif9en &oDaliitet berri9t unbef9reibliz
der Subel iiber bic @eburt bieies prin.
5en.
- Mar. Morlep, Der NtiniFer bes
Snnern, bat Der liberolen 0ereinigung
In Netp Cattle ben &atb ertbeilt, ii@
fir balbise Neunablen att riiten. Mtan
glaubt fi@er, baB eine parlamentss
Muf16fung beoorifebt.
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= Gin neuer Rniff ber gnsldnber
berbient r1itsetbeilt 3u tperben. Tim
beutf@e graeugniife, beren Wettffreit
fie fiir@teu, i'm Muslanbe 3u f9dbigeu
baben bic gngldnber neuerbimgs bic
BrDris eingefiibrt, baB fie i9Ie9te ga.
brifate nit beutf6en Gabrifitempel Der,
feben. go ma6te in Der 4priIs5ibuno
bes Berliner 8ereins 3ur gef6rberung
bes @emerbefleiBes ber Sngenieur &ir9=
ner barauf aufmerfiam, baB man IN
66effielb, um bic 6euti6e Snbuitrie in
8erruf 3u bringen, ben idbledten Stabl
BEN man mad glmerita f6idt, einfad
NIT Der Marfe "best german steel
berfiebt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-05-18
G@tutnSfud,t aebetlt.

einem alten Arate, Der bon Der praris aus
IIl.dgeaossn lebt, purbe bur@ einen oftinOif@en
1t,iltonar Die 8ei@reibuns eines einfa4tn
toe9etab.lii@en SeilmitteIs tir bic fdnelle unb
oanernoe Seilnns bon 2ungeni9ninbfu@t,
8ron4,f's, @atarrb, afbma unb allen SaI3.
nno .snnsentranfbeitsn aussebdnbist. Au@
stn Mtttsl tur poftibe, rabifale geiluns bon
sIeroeni1pa4e uno allen 2erbentranfbeiten.
Na@bem bet Dottpr bic tuunberbaren Seilfrafte
in tauienben Gdllen erprobt bate. erad5tete er
es fiir feiae QIi9t, bas Wfittel feinen Ieibenben
Mitmenf6en bstannt gu MAIDEN. Bon Diefen,
Motib nnb @unfd setrieben, banbelte ct. Sd
fenbe oieies @eaept toitsnfrei an aae, bic ei
piinl4en, In beutf9er, enahf@er ober fran36fi.
l9er Spra9e, NIT boiler MnpeiIung Der Ser.
itelung unb bes Gebran@s. Senbe abrefI'
uno Briefmarie, besiebe Did auf biele 8eitana
nno td lenbe es fofort. 28. u. Nobes, l4s
Rowers Htod, @o9eFsr, n. D. [Llo,1smi'
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G';lllpfo6lell::

Der @esulator tnrirt allen,al. Sd empfebIe
i'm onf 6oS 8ereitpiuieffe allen, ipeI9e an saI.
Hgen Mnfdaen ober an elmer bur9 2eberitorung
beruriadten &ranfbeit Ieiben.
8anfas gitb, Ifo. IS. &. 8ernarb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-05-18
gSmrft! Saaut1tpaareu!

@rocerpbdnbIer unb Speiietpirtbe
bonn Saube m66ten mir einbringli9
oarauf oufmerfIam MAIDEN, baB mir
far ote Sabrifattpn BON Wurf unb
Hau9maaren umfangrei@e 8orberei<
tungen getrohen baben unb in @tanb
gefebt finb, allen Nnforberungen Ge<
nage ou leiifen. Wir geben @arantie
fur quite Waare unb reeue Bebienung.
Die 3ubereituns itebt unter l1tierer pers
t6nli9en 2eitu1g. 6enbet Cure 8es
ffeQungen bel 3eiten Elm.
% m. 96fling & Gpbn,
1,1Op1t 511 Nbenue s.
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Cine angenebme Srage.
Sunge Jrau (eben eia 9ienitmdb@en
aufnebmenb): Wie gefast, um Sos
den, Serbtren, Waf9en, pldtten obet
berglei@en fiimmere id5 mid ME, ba
muB i'd mid gang auf Sic berlaKen
f6nnen. Sd bin fatt tie gu Sauie,
unb banM rur bel Slide, ober um
Gdfe au enpfangen. Nun = sic iino
mod uni9liiiig = baben sic ettpa
nod cine Ssrages
Sieufmagb: Rur nod eine, snd'
bige Grau.
Grau: Mlfo beraus bamit.
9ienitmagb: 5 m69t' nur tpiffe.
gu mas Sbne ber gudbige 9err s'bei'
ratb.t bQt2
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-05-18

Sd babe felt 1855 @rfabrung init eitnmoms
2ibsr &eguldtor nnb betra9te iDn aIs bic md9-
tigffe Mrsuei Der @esenpart aesen bic ben no "a.
rii9en @eaenben eiesntbunili9en &ranfbeiten.
Sine 70 quite Mrinei berbieut allsemeine Gm.
pfeblunS.
aeb. 90. 8. @barton,
Corr. Seer. Sibl. 8ab,iit theological @emin.
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ed,miittt bic @rdbcr, 9ie grd,

G@ntiift bic @rdbcr! Die Grdz
beri@midung 1T cine l96ne, pietdt<
bolle @itte, bic Sebem sur @bre ses
rei6t. 9ie Wabl ftebt atpif9en Blumen
unb Denfmdlern unb tper bic leBteren,
als bic bauerbaften unb unbergdngIi=
den, tDdblt, ber lpirb BON benz iungen
Rdnitler, Granf Sei6, Scr. 305-
3l3 SouitonifraBe, auf bas 8eite bes
btent tperben. 28,1,w1t
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Sd Tit iebr an Maasenbeidperbeu, aopfpeb
NJ. b.. Gin @a@bar, ipelder Ginmons 9iber
aesulator singenoml1teu bate, iaste mir, es iei
en- f@eres SeilmitteI sesen n1ein 2eiben. Sie
erFe Dofis, bic id einnabm, balf mir febr unb
In 3stt ether Wo@e par i'd 10 fart unO fraftie
ME je. 60 1T bic bette Granei, bic id &c.
gen 9 OBspepfie gebran@te.
@idmonb, Ba. s. g. grenibatu.
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= Ma6t Cure 8efelIungen fhr Sta.
9elbrabt, glatten 9rabt, giienble6,
&upferble9 unb 26tbe bel Biper &
g 9ultbeB 5 249 Marfet Str.
@part @elb unb 3eit.
@arantie fit niebrigfe Marftpreiie.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
QUEEN ELIZABETH.

Queen Elizabeth sat one day,
Matci Iing her maEinEg rich and gay,
And there were the lllbury guua at play
And there the bold sea rover
ID comes Lyon 90 brisk and free,
Makes his bow and he says, says he.
''Gracious Queen OF the land and SEA,
From Illnury fort to Dover"
Queen Elizabeth, etc.
MARY, come mp, % says good Queen Bsss,
Draw IL shorter and prove IL less;
Speeches are things we chiefly bless
When once We have got them oVerf
spencer carries you well along,
ana the swan OF avon Is rich IN song
Still, we have sometimes found them Ions
j and the bold sea rOVer!"
Queen Elizabeth etc.
Queen" he says, 81 have got in store
A beautiful school from roof 20 door;
and j have farm Of acres four,
And a meadow Of grass and clover;
80 may IL please YOU good Queen B.,
Give me a charter, iirm and free;
For there ID Harrow, ana this is me,
And that Is the bold sea r0Ver!"
Queen Elizabeth, etc.
bad little boys, says she, ''at school
Want teacher TO read ana rule;
Train a Ounce, and you ind a fool;
Cattle must have their drovers
By my ha1dome, j propose
Aoa Dc teaoher OF verse and prose
lMhats halldom6, no one knows,
Even the bold sea roverg'J
Queen Elizabeth, etc.
And this is my charter, firm and free,
This is my royal, great decree:
Hits 70 the rail shall count for three,
And when fairy over;
And IL any one comes and makes a fuss.
Send the radical of TO us.
And i viii tell him l choose it e us,
And so viii the bold sea rOyerH'
Queen Elizabeth, etc.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Randolph Churchill, and an excellent
story teller, began TO talk Of his adven-
lures on a salmon stream. He was de-
scnbiHg himself as standing on the bank
at daybreak whipping a "Jack Scott
over the water, when he hooked a bic
salmon. II was SO excited" he said
chat / dropped my alungshot in the
water and lost the fish"
Dropped what? % Florence asked In
open-eyed astonishmen.
my slungshOt,' p jerome replied.
"What could you have to do with a
slungshot at such time % Florence IN
quired.
BEST thing IN the world to Kill a sal
mon with, jerome said, going right on
with his story while everybody roared.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

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a aEoneIA roLUNrEER

Far up the lonely mountain side
Ny WANDERING footsteps led.
The moss lay thick beneath my feet,
The pine signed overhead;
The trace OF "a CismHntled fort
Lay In rheir forest cave,
And liza the shad ~ near the path
saw aolaier's grave.
The bramble Wrestled with the weed
Upon the loWly mound;
me simple headDoard, Eudely wit.
Had rot1eu 10 the ground
raised ~ with q reverend hand.
Hrom dust ltl words 20 clear,
But time had blotted all but these;
A Georgia folunteer."
I heard the Shenandoah roll
Along the vale below,
i saw the Alleghanies rise
toward the realms OF anoWs
me valley campaign rose 20 mind,
4le leader 5 name, and then
j know the sleeper had been one
Ot EtoneWal Jackson's men.
lie sleeps; what need TO question now
III he were wrong or Iight>
He knows ere this whose cause is Just
In GOD, the Fathers sight,
ne Wlelds no Warlike weapon now
Returns no foeman's thrust;
Who but a coward would reYile
An honored soldiers dustg
Rol, Shenandoah, proudly roll
AdoWn that rocky glen;
Above thee lies the grave OF one
OF BtoneWall JacksOn's men,
Beneath the cedar and the pine
In solitude austere,
Unknown, unnamed, forgotten lies
A Georgia volunteer
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

numbers Of cattle and hogs having died
from the effects Of hydrophobia.
An assembly Of the Knights Of Labor
has been organized at Solomon, Diel1in-
son county. This makes six assemblies
In existence In Dickinson county.
George Robinson committed suicide at
Dnville, Ill, by shooting himself through
the head with double barrelled shot gun.
Cause unknown
Rocks County Record: Wallace Chip
man has on his place a massive petrifed
log, several feet in length and fourteen
inches thick.
The latest fish story from Frankfort is
that fifteen year old boy recently caught
"a thirty inch catfish weighing thirty
pounds.
The barn Of Ms. NJ. A. Mccormick
near Girard, Crawford county, was fred
by tramp the other day. Loss 81, 600.
The population Of the city Of Alma, IN
Wabaunsee county, is found, by the as
SCISSORS returns to be 1879 people
The Caldwell Journal thinks that
Sumner county VIII show a population OF
$4,000 people this spring.
The people Of Norbonville, Jefferson
county, according to the assessors re-
turns is fixed at 698
A Cofey county angler caught q cat
fish IN the NeOshO river the other day
that weighed 80 pounds.
Mr.. Steinberger a travelling man, was
run over and killed the other day neal
Walton, Harvey county.
The valuation Of one township IL
Phillips county, has increased $4,000
the past year.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
- ooLoNEL REsElLBERED.

Detroit free Press.
ADetroiter who honestly won the title
Of colonel during the war was in a
town in the western part Of the state the
other day, and was talking over war
times with several friends, when a
stranger joined the group, held out his
hand to the colonel, and said:
''You are Colonel Blank, Of Detroit ?''
Eyes"
"Well, I'm glad to see you. Colonel
do you remember the battle of South
MountainY''
at do
'sYou led us a charge there on the
afternoon Of the first day. A confede-
rate bullet hit me In the shoulder and I
fell. You picked me up propPed me
against a stone wall and then led the
boys on. Colonel, God bless you.
They shook hands again, and when
the stranger had moved of one Of the
group said:
''Why, Colonel yOu we're not at South
Mountain
isNo."
''The man is entirely mistaken o.
Yes
And why didn't you tel him SO? ''
Because L did not want to hurt his
feelings. Such incidents occur almost
daily, and am always careful TO tall into
line with the man. Nothing would hurt
an old veteran worse than to discover
that his colonel not only did not pick
him up on the battlefield, but that he
never even heard Of him by name"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

WHATEvER name or designation is given
to Fever and Agus or other Intermittent
diseases it is safe to say that Malaria or a
disordered state Of the Liver Is at fault.
Eliminate the impurities from the system
and a sure and prompt cure is the immediate
result. Prickly Ash Bitters is the safest and
most effective remedy for all hillary troubles,
kidney diseases and like complaints that has
ever been brought before thepublic- A trial
is its best recommendation.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
A STORY OF SALMON.

Ell4A-4 e41Ll-a Ereaa-
One evening ". J. Florence, the actor
sat IN the club room telling Of his ex-
PLOTS on a salmon river IN New Bruins
wick ''How many salmon did you
catch p a visitor inquired
Florence nearly fell from his chair at
the ignorance displayed in the question.
Fishermen SIR, said he with freezing
hauteur, ''neYer use the word catch as
you apply It. They XII salmon. They
never catch them %
The rebuksd listener turned scarlet.
but made no response. A moment late
Laurence jerome, the father Of La65
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
.ATARRH
m IS SAID lHoLD PBiLOS-

honest man with a lighted lantern,
and humanity has since been
seeking an honest medicine by
the light of knowledge. 1t is found
IN DR.. JONES' RED GLOVER
TONIC, which produces the most
favorable results In disorders Of
the Liver, Stomach, and Kidneys,
and is a valuable remedy In Dys-
pepsia; also, debility arising from
malaria or other causes. tits a per
feet tonic, appetizer, blood puri-
fiaE- and q sure cure for ague. 500.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

The new combination Of Smart Weed and
RsUadonna, as ussd IN Cartsr'5 Backache
PIastsrs has proved to be one of the best that
could be made. Try one OF these popular
plasters IN any case OF weak or lame back,
backachs, rheumatism NEURALGIA. soreness
of the chest OF lungs, DC, and you VIII be
surprised and pleased by tho prompt relief.
In bad cases OF chronic dyspepsia, a plaster
over the pit of the stomach stops the pain az
once. Ask for Cartar's Smart Weed and
Balladonna Baekacho Plastsrs- Prico .
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
~ co1oNEr Ii -

Auburn a. y Dispatch.
Dan, said the president the other
day, ''are you engaged Just now?''
mo, your eXcellencY," said the
colonel, with an arch expression, sare
your"
A rubescent tinge wandered In a ser
pentine curve around the half-shaved
presidential cheeks. There was no pie
for dinner that day.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

During the war, DR.. Lloyd, of Ohio, from
exposure contracted consumption He saws:
Il have no hesitation in saying that il was
by the use of Aliens Lung Balsam that am
now alive and enjoying perfect health. -
Don { experiment with new and untried med
lclnes. If you have a cough or cold, take at
once Aliens Lung Baisam.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
HIS AMBITION DID NOT SOAR.

his AMBITION DID NOT SOAR.
Boston Record.
A brother Of this young lady recently
announced to his parents his permanent
retirement from the Sunday school
81 tell yOu," he said, 'it's no sort OF
use for me to go any more. I don't take
an interest in the subject. don't want
to be a minister or a superintendent, or
even "a teacher. All Pm going to be is
Just q common kind Of a man ike faith
err"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
BITS OF FUN.
FROM TEE PoETIcAL no REAL.

FROM THE POLITICAL To REAL.
Washington Critic.
A Chicago girl sat Pensively at the
window gazing upon the blue sky and
tumbling waves of the emerald lake.
''What are you doing, my daughter p
asked her father, who was reading the
market reports.
Building castles, papa" she sighed.
Castles IN the air.
''Wen, don't do it, my child; you can't
mortgage buildings like that for darned
cent"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Even the Coolest inhabitant'' doesn't
recall an Easter when Delaware was pink
with peach-blossoms from the New Castle
hills southwark.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

For Cuts, Calls, Old Sores, Scratch
es, Thrush, etc., use Stewards Heal
ing Powder, Is and so cents q box.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Stock in western Kansas is improving
wonderfully.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

3 months treatment for Soc. Piso's Remedy
for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

The wheat crop in Ford county is
looking excellent and gives promise Of a
good crop.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Secretary Endicott and the other Endi-
colts are hOuorsd In the remaining of Elm
wood town suburban to Boston, the new
name being ''EndicOtt."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Rye is going to make a large crop
this wear in Smith county.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

1t is said that nothing plays out so soon
as a permanent exposition
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

Seven Protestant churches of costly con-
structlon, situated in the most fashionable
portions of New York city, are for sale.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

All small fruits VIII make an excellent
yield in Montgomery county this year.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

The submarine divers of New York are
paid as high as Sl25 a week. WreckeFs re-
ceive 500 a month.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29
.ROUaH b CArARRH.e

New York City again has the red-vhee
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

IL afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
IhOmpson's Eye "a ater. Druggists seIlit 25c
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

"a Corpse in the COpser is the cheerful
title of a new novel.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

The landlord who will remove all the
patent medicine signs In the neighborhOod
of his hotel should be enabled TO retire with
q million this fall.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

When all so-caIled remedies fail, DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-05-29

PATENTS obtained by Louis Baegsr g. o.. Al
torneya, Washington, D. c. Est d 1854 Advice free