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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
WIT AND WISDOM.

"A wise self-discipRne IN the natures
of us is not so easy or so common that w,
may reasonably expect the young to bt
exemplary in that respect. Detroit Ere,
Press.
The most modest man ever hearC
of was in rowboat in a storm. III,
got swamped and drowned because h,
refused to hug the shore. AgentS' Her
aid.
Welcome rational pleasures, bu
regulate their cost with Intelligent ref
erence to your cash income, and lay
your dearest devotions on the altar o!
healthful and abundant sleep.
Philosophers and counselors of wis.
dom are luXuries with which the hoy
could dispense without very depress-
ing sense of life's incomplcteness; but
grand mothers are Indispensable. IN. Y.
Times.
Said a teacher to one of his girl pu-
pills: "lf your father gave you basket
containing forty peaches to divide be-
tween yourself and your little brother,
after you had taken your share, what
would be leftP" my little brother -
Peoria Farmer.
-"How to Act in Cyclone" is the
heading of newspaper article. The
neighbors can act just as they want to
when cyclone strikes the town, but we
shall act just as if we were going down
cellar.-EStettine ID. IT, Bell.
-"Waiter, didn't tell you to give
me a piece of melon off the ice?"
'"Yaas, sab, you did, sah." "Well, this
piece is as warm as a tin roof" "Yaas,
sab. OATS cause it's off dc ice, sab.
Dey's allus VAIN when dcy's off de ice,
sab. ."-Boston Bulletin.
1--WE had diamond wedding down
at our house the other day." said Mrs.
Skusc, the boarding-house keeper, to
her friend, Mrs. Maguflin. Indeed!
You don't say? 1t must have been in
teresting." ''Yes, it was. The first
baseman's sister got married to the
short-stop. IN. Y. San.
81 am struck dumb at your con-
duct!" exclaimed Mrs. Dempsey as her
husband tottered into the house at two
o'clock A. NJ, the other night, after
playing tattoo with the latchkey all
over the door. "N-well, my dear"
was the cheerful response, I'm sure |
h-hope it's permanent strike. ."-Bur-
hngtOn Free Press.
Clerk Ito Mr. Isaacstein in the back
room)-The shentlemcns vat vas look
ing at dot seventcen-tollar coat says he
vas striker nit Third avenue Mr..
Isaacstein-I symbathize NIT dot strike,
Trow him in pair of suspeders, Clerk
He says he will gf five tollar for dot
nj laf i'm
haf de coat; but don't trow in dot sus-
.pcnders.-N. Y, Times.
-Father-Well, Jennie, now you've
had first-class education, and | sup
pose you are ready to assume the duties
of a young woman in society. Oh, by
the way, let me see your diploma.
Daughter-I-I-I-rve lost it, father.
1t was burned up this morning by acci-
dent. Father-Grcat Scott Then I've
spent all that money for nothing!
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
Pay as You Go.

There are many good men, with
strictly honest intentions, who allow
themselves to practice a certain species
of selfish injustice, SO pernicious in its
effects, that the injury they inflict upon
society at large-but more especially
upon their employes-is almost incalcu-
liable. We refer to men who are dila-
tory in paying their just debts-men
who do not ''pay as they go''-men, in
short, who, for the sake of avoiding a
little inconvenience to themselves, or
making a little interest on their money,
do not hesitate to intlict upon their un-
happy victims an amount of misery,
from the idea of which they would re-
coil with shame did they but pause to
estimate its enormity. 1t is a great ag-
gravation OF this oflense that the suffer
ers from it are usually the most needy
and the most Woodworking members OF
the community. The dilatory paymast-
crs TO whom we refer would do well to
ponder over st. Paul's wise counsel.
lowe no man any thing" as well az
upon John Randolph's pithy advice,
"Pay as you go,"-N, u. Ledger,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
MANAGEMENT OE BULLS.
Vicious Animals Made So by the Brutality
of Their Attendants.

| Vicious Animals Made So by the Brutality
of Their Attendants.
The idea that every bull is incorrigibly
vicious, is not warranted by the facts.
Kindness and firmness are as necessary
in the management Of bulls as in the
case of any other animals. A writer
says: In something like thirty years.
experience of short-horn herd, in
which bulls We're reared for sale, and
into which sires were drafted from va
rious herds, have never known vi
cious bull, if except the following cnse,
which goes to prove the truth of my
contention. One young bull was what
| calleu lively one, playful and simply
needed that you kept your eye upon
him when loose, or in his gambols he
might have upset you. Once, when he
was chatting at his strap, owing to flies,
visitor, friend of the owner, struck
him several blows with his stick, re-
marking that he needed correction.
Had the bull been loose, the correction
would have been reversed, for so long
as the bull remained in the herd, when
ever he heard the voice or the footsteps
of the man who had struck him, he
made desperate effort to release him
self. In proof that his rage was re-
served for this one man, may mention
that one night noise was heard in
the farm-yard. One of the men went
down, and found the bull
loose in the yard. He walked up to it,
took it by the nose-ring, and led it aS
quietly as n lamb back to its stall. In
this herd the animals were always
kindly but firmly treated, and kept in
constant contact with human beings;
up to year old they were let out daily
II the yard for exercise. Before being
sold ring was put in their nose, and
they were bound up in n stall by a
leather strap round the neck, and af-
fixed to head stake, with movable
ring to the latter, regularly led out for
exercise, and kept in touch with the
human attendants. Whenever | hear
OF n vicious bull, / come to the conclu-
sion that he has been badly trained in
youth. Whenever hear of bull at
tacking human being, am convinced
that he is but repaying previous brutal
treatment When COW kicks on being
MIXED, she is either suffering from sore
tcats, or has been abused. Whenever
a COW holds her milk, it is sign that
her attendant has ill-used her. When
ever see a kicking, unmanageable or
stupid horse, depend upon it that he
has been in the hands of an incompe-
tent breeder or trainer, or both. Either
he has been unskillfully treated as
foal, or badly broken Scottish Agri-
cultural Gazette.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
Interesting Memoirs.

Baron Haussmann, who, as Prefect
of the Seine, ruled Paris during the
eighteen years of Napoleon HIS reign
in the most autocratic fashion, is about
to publish his autobiography with q
view of explaining many things con-
nected with his career which he deems
require an explanation. The Baron re-
lates that the married life of Napoleon
and Eugene was far from being hap
py one, and that he was frequently
present when there were dreadful quar-
rcls between them. Asked what part
he took under the circumstances, he re-
Piled "Dh, carefully avoided mixing
myself up in any way in the matter and
generally succeeded in creating diver
sion by relating some new scandal. T"
Owing to the great intimacy of Baron
Hauasmann with both the late Emperor
and Empress. his memoirs are looked
forward to with unusual interest. DE
trSH Free Press
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
MEMBRANOUS GROUP.


| hs ~
/ witnessed novel and decided in
terestng surgical operation at the new
ophthalmic college this week. 1t con-
sisted of what is known as "inturbation
of the larnyx," an operation which is
superscding tracheotomy or cutting
into the wind-pipe and larnyx. The
patient was little child almost suilo-
eating from the effects of membranous
Group Hitherto children so afflicted
or suffering from dphtheria have had
to undergo the painful process of cut
ting from the outside. In inturbation
the operation consists of passing small
silver tube through the mouth and
down to the vocal cords, through which
it is passed. The handle, or carrier"
is then detached by n spring and with
drawn, leaving the little tube in posi-
ton, tlangc at its superior extremity
preventing its slipping through the
vocal cords into the wind-pipe. BY the
introduction of the tube instant relief
from sutlocation is obtained, and the
child falls at once into an easy, refresh
ing sleep. After three or four days the
handle is passed down the throat and
htiuNhNb pg slhhpiN ih'NHahlohi anu
the tube brought out. BY this means
the patient is afforded free breathing
and respiration, and, with other treat
ment, of n medical kind soon RECEIVERS.
In explaining the operation to a post
graduate class, Prof. Green said; / re-
gard this operation as n triumph in sur
gerry, MS it is bloodless, painless, rapid
and leaves no open wound subject TO
infection. The old operation of cut
ting into the wind pipe was horrifying
to the mother, who hcsitated between
sure death by sufiocation and the obli-
cation to see her her offspring vince
under the often-tmes brutal surgeon =
knife. She would not as rule submit
her babe to the sanguinary operation
until the poison had taken hold of the
system, and all hope was lost Chi
odgO journal.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.

"A little kerosene on flannel an.
swers very nicely to rub up furniture.
The odor quickly evaporates. - Good
Housekeeping.
Good live stock, like good clothes,
can not be exposed to all kinds of hard
ships, without showing the fact of such
harsh treatment Ohio Farmer.
The best stock will not be long in
dcgenerating If not properly fed and
cared for. - or Country Home.
The greatest kindness you can do
young chick is to simply leave it alone
for the first twenty-four hours of its ex.
istenco. There will be little difficulty
experienced in getting IL to eat after.
ward.-M y Times.
is is suggested that as the odor OF
red cedar is offensive to many varieties
of insects, the boughs, sawdust and chips
OF this wood, freely used about the hen
house, might prove effective in keeping
away vermin.
Permanent pasture lands are the
main anchor of agriculture. and the
farmers of this country will find this Out
after awhile, as they already have in
England. and will commence seeding
their land with permanent grasses
Cleveland Leader.
"A correspondent of the Country
Gentleman says that n COW which al
home will test up TO fourteen pounds OF
butter week standard, if taken to a
strange place, among strange cattle,
and MIXED by cross man, will not
make half that quantity.
Ounce Pudding; Nine fart onnlcs
peeled and chopped, hints
of milk, ten ounces of bread crumbs and
ten of raisins and currents mixed siv
beaten eggs. half n GRATED nutmeg. the
grated peel oil lemon, quarter OF a
l,ounu ol sugar anu i'ttlo ao sa,ti steam
III II llloIu ioI ilNe hOurs' IhiS Is large
puuuihg'-boSton utooc'
-Pinc-Applc Cake: Five eprs. two
cups sugar, one cup butter. onc-half cun
milk, three and one-half cups flour. two
teaspoons baking powder. bake in law
ers, beat the SUGAR and butter to n cream
then add beaten yolks and the whites
lust before flour, crate n pine-apple and
sweeten to taste and spread between tbe
layers IN warm weather cook the pine
apple aiter IL Is grated. -BoSton Budget.
A suggestive thought was riyen bv
Chas. w. Garfield at the recent meet
ing of the American Pomolooical So
cietv, during the discussion of how to
make local horticultural societies suc-
cessful. He said: "If we would have
our horticultural societies succeed we
must have the helm of orr wives and
children. If, when n man plants n free
his wife holds the tree erect while he
shoycls in the earth. and tbe children
stand by with watering not moistenino
the roots, then will horticulture he q
grand success. Montreal Witness
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
BROWNS PoErloAL WIFE.

Ehc has hundred rhymes for skieB,
But she has not included pics.
Her whole life is poem terse,
Hut unto work she is a-vorso.
Her songs have gained tho laurel boughs,
You never hear them round the house.
All words arc ready nt her hand,
But most when Brown she does command.
Her fancy's FIRE yields stondy glow,
Tho kitchen fire is somewhat low.
Hor modleyH, though they have flash,
Are not synonymous with hash
She spreads an intellectual feast,
While Browns own hunger goes Increased.
Her lines have reached from pole TO pole
Her clothes.line somehow don't unroll,
Her odcs are sweet, and full of power,
Her biscuits generally sour.
Her spirit sweeps the starry Plooms--
There's little sweeping In the rooms.
She lisps In accents sweet and low
Brown says at home they are not so.
she. holds the world by numbers fair
AT home she holds Brown by the hair.
A. W, BeildD IN It'd DIT
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

1t is not generally known that
Shakespeare took singing lessons in his
youth. His first teacher gave him the
thoracic breathing system, his second
gave him the overtonc patent, his third
proved to him that there were no regis
ters in the human voice, his fourth
taught him the names of all the small
muscles in the throat; and then the poet
went home and wrote: "Methinks
there is some method in this mad
ness. n-MusicaL Herald.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

"You don't know how much admire
you," said young married man to a
lady of his acquaintance. where is
your wifePn said she. "Shc should be
first in your admiration" Pardon
me, my dear. 1t is really SO strange to
me that you should think of such a thing
as a comparison. never thought of it
in that light before. My wife is simply
perfect, and l have never yet met an
other woman who could make that
claim. - Chicago Inter Ocean.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

Monday the celebrated train. "The
Flying Dude" made its first trip for the
season on the Old Colony Road, running
between Boston and Falmouth. This
train makes the fastest time in America.
The journey usually requires three
hours, but the dude can do it in an
hour and ten minutes. sIt is reserved
for tho exclusive use of thirty-five gem
tlemen and their guests, these gentle
men paying one hundred dollars each
in addition to the ordinary fare.-Boston
Gazette.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

Cape Mays famous lighthouse,
with its wonderful French lamp, the
only one of its kind in this country, was
erected as long ago as 1894, and by the
changes wrought by the sea 1t is a mile
south Of where it originally stood
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

Walking down Broadway Ia very pleas.
ant when. you feel well, and T. X
never felt better than when his friend asked
him how he got over that severe cough of
&c M. D. did itp' And his friend won,
dered what q. M. d. meant He knew IL
did not mean a Good Many Doctors, for
T k had tried dozen in vain. ~
have it, said he, just hitting the nail on
the head, "you mean DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, or Gold Medal Deserved
as my friend j s. always dubs it.n
Sold by druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

THE superb equipment Of the Chicago &
Northwestern Railway Short Line Limited
TO St Paul and Minneapolis, and Shore
Line Limited TO Milwaukee and Waukesha,
tourists visiting the Summer resorts OF the
North west
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

WB accidently overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday.
Jones Smith, why don't you stop that
disgusting hawking and spittingl
Smith. How can II You know am u
martyr to catarrh.
J. Do as did. had the disease in its
worst form but am well now.
$. What did you do for it'll
j. l used DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 1t
cured me and it will cure you.
s.. Tvo hoard of it, and by Jove I'll try 1t.
j. Do so You'll find it at all tho drug
stores in town.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

j. w. Dunkin, of Auburn, Neb.,
owns colt with two legs and five feet.
The hind legs are normal. In front
there are no legs, but under the breast
is a lump from which grow three feet.
The colt thrives.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

WHEN THE SCALP Is ANNOYED with Dand-
ruff, GLENN's SULPHUR Soar will be found
an infalliblo remedy. HILLS HAIR AND
WnIsKER DIE, Black or Brown, SOC.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

Georgia is likely TO be known as
the Mother of Evangelists. Rev. j. ii.
Munday is her latest product in this
line, and he is said to be doing q great
work, Chicago Mai,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

DIR. PIERcE's "Favorito Prescription" is
the debilitated woman's best restorative
tonic.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

As A hair dressing, Halls Hair Ronewer
has no equal Ask your druggist for it.
The only warranted cure for chills and
fever is Ayers Ague Cure.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

THERE are instances where quail on toast
has been followed in duo Tins by three
cents on the dollar.-Chicdgo Journal
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

JoHN RusKIN wants the sowing
to go. Let him put his feet on the treadlo
and work it. then.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

soLD professionalism articlos-Bvr
Rngton Free Press.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

An Indirect way Of getting dripk Of
water at q cheap boarding-houso Is to ask
for third cup of tea.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16
The Markets.

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses Of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

To SUCCEED in his profession tho pbvai.
oiau raust havo patients fN''
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

If afflicted with Sore Eyes uso Dr. Isaac
ThompsonsE Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

AN ode to goat may be called nanny
versary poem.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1886-07-16

MENTAL gymnastics-Jumpin to con.
clusion.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
A Nav Departure.

We have perfected arrangements
whereby we are permitted to draw all
the papers in Real Estate Mortgage
loans made by us, thus saving to the
borrower ten to twenty days, time us
uaIIy taken to send the papers east fOI
examination and approval. We can
now I'LL your application and hand
you your money Just as soon as the
land can be examined, abstract of I'll
tie made and the notes and mOrtga-
ges are signed. Loans made on five
or seven years time; or if desired viii
make them so you can pay notes in
full or in part after two or three years
we invite you to call before making
application elswhere. We viii be
pleased to fully explain our plan and
give you our best rates.
THE Citizens BANK.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
HULNG & $500.


MARRIED.-At the brides residence.
at PhiIipsburg, Kans., on the 28th Of
March. 1856, by Justice Diekey, Mr.. G.
B Coleman to Miss Fannie Hicken.
Topper. The HERALD extends its con
graduation to the happy couple and
hope that their voyage may be felicioua
and prosperous, Mr.. Coleman has
been our gentlemanly teacher for the
past two years, and the bride one Of the
most accomplished and amiable ladies
that has graeed Phiuipsburg society.
MARRIED March 29th, by Squire
Hickenlooper, Mr.. Sine Albaugh to
Miss Minnie Dickey. We thought that
the ''Sines'' were favorable to such a
consumation but as it can't be helped
we extend our hearty congratulations.
Both have lived in this city several
years and arc well and favOrably
known.
MARRIED-March 23d, 1886, at the
Of the brides parents, by Mr..
H. Olds, Justice Of the Peace, Mr.,
Chas. Lee to Miss Carrie Odds, all Of
Marvin, Kansas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03

Ruuors were ahoat on our streets
last Thursday of a terrible mad dog
raid near Marvin. We visited the Vi
cinity and CLEANED The facts to be as FOL
lows; Some time ago a dog of Cyrus
Post showed all the symptoms of rabies
and was killed without, it was supposed
transmitting the disease TO any other
animal, but on last Sunday a pup also
belonging to Mr.. Post manifested an
unusual degree OF ferocity by biting
three Of the children, and an ehert to
remove the dog from the room resulted
in Mr.. and Mrs. Post being bitten. H..
Vincent has been sent to Gaylord, and
a dispatch TO Clay Center for mad
stones. Mr.. Post is skeptieai on the
mad dog cure and also expresses some
doubt as to whether the dog was really
afflicted with hydrophobia. Without
tax or any restriction on the sponsaa-
eous and wholesale increase Of dogs
they are an unquestionable nuisance if
not really dangerous to life.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
81 Importanoe II Farmers.

Farmers, it IS of very grove import
ance to you to know where to dispose
of your grain to the best advantage.
We want to say to you that j. F, Harris
& Co., of Long Island, invite you to
call and see them, get acquainted and
learn prices. This company is in
position to give you as good, If not bet
ter, prices than any other firm in the
county, and have already placed Long
Island to the front as q grain market.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03


II. L. Young and Henry Gordon have
formed a co-partnershlp and VIII carry
on the business Of contractors and bull
ders. They are both good practical
workmen, and we look for them to
have their hands full Of business during
the building season.
L. F. Pickle called yesterday and
showed US a stone pronounced by those
who pretend to know, as a mad stone.
Mr.. Pickle, says his sen found this
stone some s years ago, while out
herding cattle.
Builders hardware. and agricultural
tools a specially at Huling & Ander-
sons. Tin shop attached; estimates
of roofing; repairing done quickly,
neatly and at low prices.
We are informed that L. L, Mcbride.
brother OF Hon. w. III. Mcbride. pass
ed a very credita5Ie examination for
admission to the bar. He win proba-
/ bly, hang out Lis shingle a. Oberlin.
We are closing out q car load Of the
celebrated HaWkeye barbed wire at a
/ very low price. Cali and see Us.
HULuG 6 AMBITION.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
ELECTION OF DIRECTORS.

Notice is hereby given that there will
be a meeting of the Stockholders Of the
Phillips County Agricultural and Ne
chanical Association at the court House
on Tuesday the 18th day of April 1886,
at 2 O'Clock P. NJ. for the purpose Of
electng seven directors and to make ar
rangements for holding a fair for the
ensuing year. j. w Lowe,
2W Secretary,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1886-04-03
Found Dead.

Last Tuesday a man was found lying
dead in the road about three miles
southeast OF Marvin with his team
standing near by. The body was
brought to Marvin where Coroner
AIiley held an inquest and arrived al
the conclusion that the deceased had
come to his death by natural causes
there being no indication Of foul play
Relatives from Salems Kansas, ideHti-
fed the man as D. RickabOughs of that
place and further state that he was sub
ject to heart disease, which probably
caused his death.