New-York tribune., 1886-03-20
THE TALK or THE DAY

Says Mr.. +. p. whipple i'll The Forum: Neither
genus Integrity nor virtue, nor fame nor salntl
ness Of character check yragos tongue when she
condescends to a comparatively poor mans home
after has served apprenticeship even as scuOn
in the mansion OF "a millionaire"
One gascon is on trial at Montpelier Vt for liquor
selling this be our old friend Of Confederlt EUdes
(wich is in the Sat Of k4intueky Let Nasty be in-
ediatev summoned II he failed To recognize the
time proprietor VI the celebrated corner grocery lie
would al least have difficulty Identifying the lIkker
that once ade glad heart Of the Corners and hepoG
to keep down the cO.Oreu popuIatoh- -ibOstOh IRAN
script.
Wilmington DELI paper asserts that the late Henry
b. Courtney conceived the art of making poror matches
and was the only man in the world who knew how to do
it. The only man. perhaps. but untold thousands of
women have lived and are still living to whom the art
OF making paror matches is the vcriest pastime.
"Wel thought Buffalo would be the last city in the
country TO develop Prohibition principles remarked
EbeneZer Jones. SO should L. assented Zebedee
smith what has been done in the temperance line In
Buffalo T. Why luan has sued his tailor for making
PAIR Of trousers tight '-lPttsburg Chronicle Iele-
graph.
The Mugwumps expect large accession to their ranks
from among the now graduates of colleges BGt the
trouble is the boys will have outgrown Mugwumpery
before the next Presidential election
There was no clock In the hotel parOr. The young
man had no watch. Neither had the young woman on
whom making visitation. Ihey had been talk
= meet good many" he said.
81 don't" sue responded That is, don't before 10
o'clock IN the evening"
"Ah," he said significantly, ait is about O'Clock
now"
'oh" she said torgetfuly, ais 1t so early thought
II half past 10 at least"
Then he got up and went away.-LWashin gtOn Critic
The PhHadetphia Times estimates that no less than
81 900 men are striking. The chances OF finding
the man among all those who struck Nh. William Patter-
son Is really bewilderng.
There il antiyng society In Illinois Members who
embrOder the truth fined dollar The fines
apart for pous ana charitable uses aud the
ciety already money it knows what to do
with.
The cowboy pianist. now In New York Is bully player
You may rely upon TINS II Is correct steer Boston
Transcript
An orntholugist who recently rode In Madison-ave
this city tells Science that the contained
thirteen women OF whom eleven wore birds as follows :
Q heads and Of three European starlngs; (2l
entire bird Gpeces unknownl Of foreign origin; 90 seven
warblers. representing four species a. large tern; 5
the heads and wings OF three sbOro-ars 90 tho wings
OF sAorelarks ana grass-inches a. Onohaf OF a
gallinue; sl small term 90 turtledoyei QOl yireo
ana yeo ow-breasted chat; Il II ostrich plumea"
"Talk about the dulness OF the twixt hay and
grass quoth the railroad reporter" there hasn't been
new carcOupler Invented Ia these two days" Just as
he finished speaking. the business manager appeared
with the remark that there inventor downstairs
" ho wanted " reporter who could write good