The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-06-10
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sS Lis lesah 10 se~isg ON snspenisr but
tons
"a msn reeesiiy seat 10 shs circas and
vlslsed 10 eater "a hall price becsase be
bad bot oDe eye
This IL my sphere said . happy
~,ls. 80 shr psssed bet bald Lssded hps-
bead on The psie
--Nsmms Why doa'i you move out Of
The ssa. KITTY. IL IL troubles you cor Kit
y geryiusl n Cause got here hnt
81 aoss that Ti.isns Ia sinking Allow
ly.- well. you eoaidn'i srpsa him 10
SICK rapidly He has bad 30 doctor, 90
far
= Ii Paris The city o~n the street cars.
Ttsy DO ihines better abroad Here In
A@etses usually the street cars ovD tie
city
Msu,is' naa sla't like se.iin' along
eli. u hin nights aid hearing him talk
pretty, ths,'s the fast prsyer There's lots
81 loss d me~tia' after ,bst
- IL may he treason, but ue want 10
suggest 10 the Cse.alsos that IL they En-
psei TO catch any NOR. American asher
mrn they muss sp,t ON their bait
An .Ielaegs ss' thai folded ne~s
paper placed under the coat 10 the small
Of tho hack |. sn excellent substitue for
~ ossreoA,. Now is the time 10 sub-
scribe
--Aa insans tramp invaded . Tenpes-
SOC farmhouse the other day and informed
sbs mistress of Tho place that be had ;
dniDe commission 10 clean house for her
He dnsted.
Young Bsbstsr Is Just learning Greek
ssd hes nearly mastered the alphabet He
said il vss no wonder Homer Vas blind II
BE- had 10 read his own poetry in such out
'lsssiish type
Bridget 10 iceman Az 70 PLACE, sir.
ne misses SEE will yez pu. the ZOE In the
saucer here livery mornin' aud cover it
uid The ssy cup, so We can have some left
u w doIt &c, there the minit you lave
81
Corr lsurprissd)-Wby don't you
lave Your dresses made sborteri That's
the fashion nov Mamie (confdentially
How eau |, dearl Just look; always
wear the heels Of my shoes over on the
sides
A man has been arrested in western
town for attempting 10 explode dy Mantle
bomb 10 the basement OF theater. There
is very little encouragement for man to
undertake 10 elevate the stage 10 this
country.
Mrs. Kate Greupnel. OF Royal Oak,
Mich. ws carpenter by trade aud is Sc
expert 10 the art Of shingling that she can
easily give two men oil they can do "a
keep mp ~ith her.
lie was looking for q rich wife and
thought be Was on the trail. II love you''
he said In rich. warm tones. more than
can tell you In words" You'd better try
fvures. she replied coldly. for she was
not 80 green ~ she looked.
Dan" said the President, Il under
stand that some Of the gnests last night
complained OF = lack OF Jenersonian sim
plicity. Il don't see why they should, :
replied Dan. 4 left two gallon Jug Of
Il In the sentlemans dressing room"
"Mswning. dear boy. by know Chol.
~ Is veal sick7" Hadn't heard OF il,
'po0 housh. What's this natter" BLOOD
poisoning. Hel cswn't live. doncher-
know Paw boy. How did it happeui''
He got s.uug With . hsvid mosquito
night before last
A compile Of visitors from rural dis
trict 10 the House gallery were trying IL
pick out their Congressman on the floor.
! can't distinguish him. said one after 4
hopeless visual observation. OF couife
not, vas the honest reply he can't even
distinguish himself.
--Prisoner: II your honor please, !
would like the court TO appoint . lawyer
10 defend me. Judge: Why don't you
employ your own Iswyerf Prisoner:
Pleaso your Honor. have no money.
Judge taeverely): All. you hardened ra.eal
you've Leen here before.
1T could afford IL. said prominent
New York Baptist clereym man Il dinner. I'd
insure my life 90 the endowment plan.
tue insurance 10 fall due when am sixty,
Tor ! notice that they generally put the
ministers Ia The dry dock when they are
siSiy. Surely not Baptist ministersl *
cIsimed a youog lady at The table.
The Bottom Traveller says that a .
recspi Wedding near Boston the bride en-
terrell on her uncle's arm. snd was met Il
The church by the groom. The uncle then
retired in good order, took his sea. 10 the
body u The church. and when the clergy
nas asked. Who siveth this vomAps etc..
arose 10 Lis place. and loudly and cmphAt
cslly said. Nc.
--'Episccpsl duty 10 some parts Of
Austr.iia has iss humorous aide, says the
Bslirst Courier. One prelate. on his 6rst
journey round. vas Anns into deep mud
from h,s horse. Rising ruefully. With his
chspiain's help. aud surveying tho place.
The bishop consoled himself with the re-
nccsion. i have lei, deep impression 10
thst part Of The diocese at any rate. ;"
Isn't this train about tso hours lAisi
ssksd passenger Of the conductor on :
branch Dakota road. Yes. ! reckon boat
thai much Well. what's The troubled
Oh. l,'s Mondsy. What's that get 10 do