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tst on NAV he more excusabe thln ths man W 1859
bIuuted sense right a1i wong de)erit,ly slpPJrtc
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New-York tribune., 1886-02-11
THE ODIUM OF rue PAN.ELECTRIC SCANDAL

From Fhc Baltimore duericdA.. a..
IL President Cleveland Is wiling to tlke upon hiH
shoner, the odum OF this scandal he osos moro by u
than any one else Tho moral sonse OF the country
wounded but tho full weight or the Shame must ia ~
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

word to Democratic Congressman: What vr.
Marble once beautifully described as the bright
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Covcrnor Hill ha, given a dinner to the Rcpubh-
can members of the senate. few weeks ago he
,,,,o - dinner to the Democratic members Of that
hoJv. II would be "A kindly thing of him 10 follow
nm the,c pleasant felsts with banquet to George
H. Sterling If he doesn't get IA good square meal
from the Governor he gets nothing. for the senate
j.. not going to confirm him for Port Warden
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

A verdict of dishonesty, lying and immoral
conduct against a minister is shocking IN the
extreme. In the case of DR.. Pershing these
charges are stained by an almOs; unanimous
vote of the committee who tried him. But THIS
is not the end of the case, as it will be heard
again before a Methodist Conference. Mean
time the accused clergyman is suspended iIom
his ministerial privileges, but he retains his
position as president of the Pittsbnrg Female
college. This certainly ought not to be II the
grave allegations against him are true.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Doubtless 1t would have been General Han
cocks own wish that his funeral should not be
made the occasion of ostentatiOus military dis
play. Such at least is the desire of his widow,
and while the funeral, which will take place on
Saturday, is to be that of a soldier, the military
escort will be small and will be composed OF
troops stationed Immediately about the late
Generals headquarters. He will be buried at
his native place aud will be borne to his grave
amid the tears of soldiers and with the uni
yersal respect of his coun trymen.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

revised proverb: Pan-Electrlc stock is tue prlh-
cipal thing. therefore get stock; but win All thy
getting don't get found out.-Bewarc of Rogers.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Wilbnr +. Storcy's will has been declared valid
and tim. the theory that he dId not have me tai
capaciy to dispose Of his property because he saw
familiar spirits has been ovcrthrDwn. The Ander
son will in this c'ty wa' sustained despite tho
claim that the testator's mind was unsound when
ne drew his will bee lusc he too, had visions ana
dreams. Whatever psychological bearing these
spirits may have had in other respects 1t is clear
that they dld not prevent both men llom
transac,ing a business laborious aud exactng.
The tendency which has of late been creeping III OF
contestant. rising mp because of mere crotchctS
and fanccs Of testators will receive decided set
back after a few more Judicial decisions oi the
kind given IN the Anderson and the Storey cases.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Perhaps Sharp will have refreshed his MEM
orv sufficiently by tomorrow morning to tell
something about the $G92, 900 in bonds which
he has not thus far accounted for; and perhaps
not. At any rate, his trouble is not yet at an
end 1t is suggested that one result OF the In
yestigation may be the annument of the Broad
way Surface COmpany's charter and the sale OF
the franchise to the highest bidder. That
would be one point gained; but we hope for
much better things.
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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY IL, 1856.
THE NEWS THIS MORNING.

Fopr1GS.-Riotous mob marched through Lon
dam Earl of Aberdeen aud John Morley sworn
in. - Mr. Forster sinking - Attack by
Sr,nl
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

The Rroodway Railroad inquiry starts off as if
like the road ITSELF it were going to lack for terml
nal facilities.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Jacob Sharp's underground plan with rcierehco
to street railroad building seems to have been 10
Ieave M tracks except the surface road tracks.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

District Attorney Martiue's course in refer
ence to the arrest of Edward E. GlasKin has
queer look, and bis explanation IS not alto
oether satisfactory. Glaskin had been held in
81 900 bail in a police court. Mr. MARITIME
directed one of his assistants to get out a WITH
of habeas corpus on which the prisoner was re-
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Aswas to be expected, the legal authorities of
Brooklyn have decided that the giving of So
called sacred concerts " on Sunday in theatres
or elsewhere is not a violation of the law. The
action of the police last Sunday night is there
fore without excuse. Unfortunately, the Off =
cias responsible for the order will not be called
upon to pay the bills for damages which will
probably be sent in. The city itself must meet
these demands. The whole affair seems to
have grown out of the superserviceabe zeal OF
the Deputy Police Commissioner, who is not
novice in Office and ought to have known
better
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

u
American builders and iron workers are to he con
graduated upon the of Bu talo bridge build
lnq company in obtaining the contract for the great
steel bridge in Australia. This contract was
obtained in competition with bridge builders OF
England France, Germany and Holland, and was
awarded to the American firm, it must be inferred
because III the Judgment of British authorities 1t
was prepared to buld cheaper and better than other
competitors. If this ~ 80 no are CONSUMERS oil iron
in the United States suffering by reason OF the
tariff : The Free Traders continually asserting
that consumers here pay the full amount oil the
duty on all domestic iron consumed. rs well as on
all imported iron Incidents like this Australian
contract prove the assertion utterly false. ii the
builders could not the vast quantity 0l iron
which will be needed for such bridge at as low a
price, quality considered as any foreign hrm' they
could not successfully bid for such an important
Undertaking American manufacturers and
American mechanics are to be congratulated on tins
evidence OF their enterprise and skill.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

To inquirer: knowledge is power, but milk Is
not memory.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

The qucksruds Of Pan-Elccuic dishonor are
ropIdly cItomblng the speculative Statesmen.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

Mr.. Garland's patent olectrIc-pan is as full o
holes as a skinner
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

The street railway companies of this city are
getting a thorough shakng-up this year. Con-
troller Loew's report to the Senate in answer to
Mr.. Coggeshals resolution contains many IN
teresting and suggestive facts, which heavily
bnrdened taxpayers will ponder with sober
faces. Mr.. Loew shows that there is due to
the city from the horse railroads for taxes, car
license fees, etc, the comfortable sum of
1896. 900. This is exclusive of claims that
have been outlawed. Inasmuch as most of the
companies got their highly valuable franchises
for nothing-only two franchises have ever
been sold at auction-it would certainly seem
that they ought to be made to pay up. Some OF
them, it has recently been pointed out pay
dividend. of from 80 to 80 per cent on the
actual capital invested. In these circumstances
the Sinking of obligations to the city Is de-
cidedly exasperating.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

1t ls tho opinion of The Rome Sentinel that " IL
there is any colorcd gentleman hidden IN any OF
the bills thai may pass the Legislature the Gov
ernor may be relied upon to drag him out 1t Is
interesting to learn what is Governor Hill present
attitude toward colored persons. 1t is notorious
that he began his public career by exhibiting hos
tility toward the amendment to the Consttu ion oil
tine United States which secured to the black man
his inalienable rights
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

C,Iv AND SuBURBAN.-Arrangeme1ts for General
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

burglars confess theH cTI'HtS' - DIIIOI' '"
the Bowdoin Alumni and the Odontological Socie-
ty. - Gold value OF the lega-tender silver DOL
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

"Thc President" says The Boston H@dd' cannot
be moved" Can't he, thought Just wait a couple
of years longer.
New-York tribune., 1886-02-11

menagerie in Central Park. - nc I'll i" T'0'''
way building causes loss of $4,000, ---
Large quantity of dynamite seized on tue line OF
tba new Aoueduct 60 Two of the Tarrytown
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A nice little boy, reared in the intel.
lectual and hetordox atmosphere of
Boston, happened to be witness in
case in Cincinnati, and the question
arose as to his being old enough to
understand the nature of an oath, SO
the judge Investigated him. "Well
Wendall," he said kindly, do you
know where bad little boys will 90
when they die?" No, sir" replied
the boy, with confidence. Goodness
gracious !" exclaimed the Judge, in
shocking surprise; ",ion't you know
they will go to hell 2" enc, sir; do
your" "Of course do" "How do
you know ?' 1.-THE Bible says So" as
it true ?" Certainly it is" "Can you
prove ito" mo, not positively; hut
we take it on faith" explained the
judge. "Do you accept that kind of
testimony in this court ?" inquired the
boy, cooIly. But the judge didn't
answer; he held up his hands and
begged the lawyers to take the wit
ness.
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Free Trade.

The reduction of internal revenue
and the taking off of revenue stamps
from Proprietary Medicines, no doubt
has largely benefited the consumers,
as well as relieving the burden of
home manufacturers Especially Is
this the case with Green's 1uoust
Floacer and BOschee's German Syrup,
as the reduction of thirty-six cents per
dozen, has been added to increase the
size of the bottles containing these
remedies, thereby giving one-fifth
more medicine in the rs cent size.
The august FLo0er for Dyspepsia
and Liver Complaint, and the German
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have perhaps, the largest sale of anv
medicines in the world. The advan-
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will be greatly appreciated by the sick
and afflicted, in every town and vii
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Story of the "Rain" Tree.

About nine years ago sensational
story concerning the rain" tree went
the rounds Of the press, to the effect
that in the Vera Paz mountains of
South America tree had been sliscov-
cred that was ever dripping with
water, 50 that whoever stood beneath
it was sure of shower bath. This
was an exaggeration, but founded on
fact. The rain tree is the one known
to science rs "Pithecolobium saman, !"
and in the month of April fine spray
has been seen to drop from the leaves,
so that the soil beneath was moist
to some extent When the leaves
are fully grown the phenomenon
ceases The liquid is supposed to be
a secretion from glands on the foot
stalk of the leaf
DR.. Bruce, South American travel
er, in a Kew Garden report, says !;
The 'Tami caspi,' or rain tree, of the
eastern Peruvian Andes, is not myth
to a certain extent / first witnessed
the phenomenon in September, 1855,
when residing in large village few
days eastward of Moyobamba. A lit
tie after Z O'Clock we came under
lowish-spreading tree, from which,
with a perfect clear sky overhead,
smart rain was falling. A glance up
ward showed a multitude of cicadas
sucking the juices of the tender
branches and leaves, and squirting
forth slender streams of limpid fluid"
In Negro canon, opposite Pasadena, 1
have seen a fine rain dropping from
certain trees, where there were no in
sects to explain it. DIR. Ernst has
noticed rainy mist in Venezuela in
a clear sky, and claims that it was
produced without the Intervention of
insects.
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ESTABLISHED 1879

from the lower end of Pleasant valley,
at Berlin, where he found Gen. Sykes
in temporary command, to whom he
turned over his prisoners. He then
drew rations for his stragglers, and
after making them a little speech,
thanked them for their good behavior
under his command, he dismissed them
to seek their different regiments in
the immense aggregation now pushing
across the river, and every man went
Off with a vague idea that he was a
first-class soldier who had done rather
better by his country by struggling
than he would have done by sticking
with his command.
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Nose Schaumburg was in bad humor
yesterday. When he came down
his place Of business, his head clerk,
Ike Silverstone, said:
"Have you heard already dot Par.
ker & Fizzle, in San Antonio, has
failed ?"
"Ish dot SO? Veil, veil, dey owes
me six hundred tollar for goots dot l
sold 'em. How much on tollar does
dey bay?"
"Terventy cents"
'Terventy cents? vas glad to hear
dot. Ven l sold 'em dose goots 1 fig
ured on fifteen cent on tollar fail
ure. Ven dey bay terventy cents, den
l makes profit of fifty per cent. on
dot bill of gotts'
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At a house IN Ohio where minister
was boarding, the servant was anxious
to anticipate everything in her work
that any one wished her TO do. She
had always just done it." or was
"just doing it" when any order was
given. This amused the young divine
greatly. and on one occasion he
thought to nonplus the girl by ruse
81 don't think Eliza has washed my
Bible since l have been here" he said
to the mistress in low tone, but de-
signed to be overheard by the girl.
A few minutes later the mistress
said to her in the presence of the
clergyman; Eliza, haye you washed
Mr.. Blanks Bible ?" "No, ma'am, but
I've got 1t a-soak."
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The other day, on the Flying Yam
kee, down in Maine, young man and
a young woman scraped an aequaint-
ance. Both wore good clothes, both were
equally inclined to enjoy the sensation
of Irritation with perfect stranger.
He quoted poetry, talked polite slang
and made himself generally agreeable.
Finally they snapped names, and just
before reaching Augusta, where he
was to get of, she made bold to ask his
business. 81 am an undertaken" he
said, with beaming smile GLOW
nicel-and my father is a doctor. I
wish you success w
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Grocer-"Pve called with that little
bill, Mrs. Short"
Mrs. short-"Oh, Pm so sorry; my
husband has gone to Coney Island.
and won't return for week." (Hoarse
whisper from beneath the table,
snake it a month. Sarah, make it a
month"
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Have You

Hot and dry skin?
Scalding sensations?
Swelling of the ankles?
Vague feelings of unrest?
Frothy or brick-dust f1uids7
Acid stomach7 Aching loins?
Cramps, growing nervousness?
Strange soreness of the bowels?
Unaccountable languid feelings?
Short breath and pleuritic pains?
One-side headache? Backache?
Frequent attack of the "blues"?
Fluttering and distress of the hearth
Aldumen and tube casts in the water?
Fitful rheumatic pains and neuralgia?
Loss of appetite, flesh and strength?
Constipation alternating with looseness
of the bowels?
Drowsiness by day and wakefulness at
night?
Abundant pain, or scanty flow of dark
water?
Chills and fever9 Burning patches of
sk
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YOU HAVE

BRIGHT's DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS.
The above symptoms are not developed
in any order, but appear, disappear and re-
appear until the disease gradually gets a
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"Ah-Gool"
BY CHARLES FoLLRN ALLEN.

l
Vet vas id mine baby was trying to say.
Ven goes to hees creed at der preak of
der day?
Und oudt. vrom der blanket peeps ten
leedle toes.
So pink und so shveet as der fresh ploom-
ing rose.
Und twisting und curling themselves all
about.
shust like.dhey vas saying, ave want to
get oudt?"
While dot baby looks CUP, nit dhose bright
eyes so plue.
Und don'd could say holdings; shust only;
"Ah-Goow
Vet vas Id mine baby vas blinking aboudt,
When dot thumb goes SO quick in his shveet
leetle mout,
Und helooks right away lilx, he no under
standth
Der reason he dou'd could quite SWALLOW
hees handt;
Und he digs matt dhose fingers righdt into
hees eyes,
Which Ills hees old fader init fear and sur
prise;
Und When init dhose shimnasdic drick he
vas droo,
He lay back und crow, una say mkt budt
"Ah-goo!"
Vot makes dot shmall baby shmiIe, when
he's ashEeep;
Does hedink he vas blaying nit some Won,
"bo-peep?
Der nurse say dhose shmiles vas der sign
he hat collie
More like dothe dhreams he vas hafin some
frolic;
feeds dot oldt nurse NIT Green abbles
ssme day,
Und dhen eef she smiles, peliefe vot she
say;
When dot baby got cramps he find some
ding to do
Except shmile, und blay, una keep opp
"Ah-Googr
ask me, sometimes, when looks in dot
crib;
gym der shirdt-front. Won day. dake der
place off dot bib
villdotplue-eyed baby, dots pooling mine
hair,
Know all vot knows aboudt drouble and
care ?n
Dhen dink off der vorldr, NIT its pride
una its sins,
Und wish dot mineself und dot baby vas
twins,
Und all der day long hat holdings TODD
But shust laugh und crow, und keep
saying;
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