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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

Gavr FcuR CaIr-pRKS. for Coaets and
Colds, Crurp. whoeplse Cougo asd
Hosrssnszs. Gslmore's Magnetic Elixir.
A. II SrsussT. dw
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Ihe KAks Unim KurnilnFe Manufne-
t1s3o4 Os0paay be11g - ~ hAnds of
= 1nBstpus. Ot1l - fDxui1ufs pna&rd-
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tDsir eesoan1s Uf<ho1x 6oDBE-
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itsxs care for SeeFzszia II the face. side
and sfosaecb- A. " sTzzknr. az
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d. b. Loske, Pttruisan v. Nssby, ed
i1or Iotedc Biad<, writesr q bad on
: fossdnass ef ny night hand one Of
tnoos pi1nsnnf pets. run roun1.s The
1naee bseane innsned 70 = deeres n
hoaFa6ls. ard suolien 10 tuice it,
uatuxa1 uixs. A friend gave me HKN
Brs Gkxnoxze SALIVA; and In twenty
mirutee shs pain bad % much subsidsd
- 10 give NJ = fair NIGHTS reeI. which
had n0t had before fur . week. The
inAsuDatioa isft the Anger In day.
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A. B. exEwAn1, agent, seattle. dw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

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LcwmAn 4 HkxruxD'A el1
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

Upsssassrsd Isssrs.~s = Puzz.s 4
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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

For r1ch and poor who vish % enjoy
good hsaith. and Who do not wish -
resort 70 hitter. naussous liver medicines
and cathsrtios, ID the concentrated liquid
frait remedy, Syrup OF Fies. Sample
bottles frss, and 5Oc. and 81 bottles for
sale ~ A. b. STEWART. DIV
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

T.R Prxrzxxs. inxurxner azd oon-
mssAssH Agent 3xss
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14
WAR, HITTER WAN /.
30 QuARTsRl No MERcY.

UHE REBELLt0US FRONT STREET
i phoso4rAphers, finding that they are
fast being ieft iu the background MI THE
MORE COMPETENT and popular Second
street. photoxs aphers. have cut the price
Of cabinets 10 - per dozen. This is q
sure sign that they arc brought 70 this
last extremity on account OF the lack Of
remunerAtive patronage. They excuse
themselves hy saying. ePciser cut tirst
This ID false. have been receiving IS per
dozen, right along. with the exception Of
reasonable reduction 10 family cfnta-
From this date win make
Cards for. -.-.--..-.. .......-.yt ~ per dozen
CABINETS for...- ..-s.....s- ~ per do4e y
Boudoirs for. % per dcxcu
Respcctfuily, THEO. r. Pk1SER,
peiser's Art Studio,
ap2 sscond street. near Marion
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NOTICE.

r WILL LEAVE ALL OF NY BUsI-
i ness with Capt n. p. 0regx. to receive
money and TO settle ali bills and accounts.
no9s l. q. WHIffOKD. NJ. ID.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14

MOBILE u ONE or THE MOST
vi charming cities in the =oszfh. with .
iora<ioo sza ekiuz&zs anssspAe>ec.
7ozrisfz gong souzA or 70 Tho ExDoes-
ties this water viii lnd II 10 khol< ad-
ysnszxs - stop over IN Asbtle. Only
four ssours fids from New Orleans. ieas-
inx 10 tb~ mornixx sad rcfafalng IN TIE
egening. thu Ay1ssk4ax tae rsxN1 and ia-
con sens<ncss sswA5s szssnding suen laxus
crowdA
Ths Hotei - been ne~iy rsfurn1shed
AID carpet q thro1zh0ul ard - pains
~sli b sKxsed " make Il ose II tne m1s1
o<zny3e&e kosess in ths south.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-04-14
SEATTLE STEAM LAUNDRY
y. ANTHONY.
PRACTICAL B00KBINDEE

DIAPER RULER AND BI.ANKBOOK
X manufacturer. Opers HOUSE BlDck.
foems snd ~ Seattle w. T. mol
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AGENTS WANTED.

A CAPABLE MAN or WOMAN. OF
OF this or some other county, for the
History OF Cali sornia , 70 the right
party IL will pay $loo 70 $3po pcr month.
Address r.. PERSON, Manager ocesdcn-
tai Publishing Csmpany. tsesntter street
San Francisco. mhltdwim
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Father, Mother, and Three Sisters Dead.

Mr. David Claypool, formerly Sargeant-at-
Arms Of the New Jersey Senate, and now Notary
Public at Cedarville, Cumberland Co. N. j.,
makes the following startling statement: "My
father, mother, and three sisters all died with
consumption, and my lungs were so weak l
raised blood. Nobody thought could live.
My work (shipsmithing) was very strainng on
me with my weak constitution, and was rap
idly going to the grave. While in this condi-
ton commenced using Mishler's Herb Bitters,
and it saved my life. Because 1t was so dfh
cult to get 1t in this little place. and Lhad i'm.
proved so much, I stopped taking 1t for a
time, and the result is l have commenced
going rapidly down hill again. Somehow,
Mishler's Herb Bitters gives appetite and
strengthens and builds up as nothing else does
and must have dozen bottles ut once Use
this communication as you please, and If any
one wants to be convinced Of its truth, let
them write me and l will make affidavit to 1t,
for owe my life to Mishler's Herb Biters."
The secret of the almost invariable relief and
cure Of consumption, dysentary, diarrhga
dyspepsia, indigestion, kidney and liver
complaints, when Mshler's Herb BItters is
is used, is that it contains simple, harmless and
yet powerful Ingredients, that act on the blood,
kidneys and liver, and through them strength
ems and invigorates the whole system. Purely
vegetable in its composition; prepared by a
regular physician; a standard medicinal prep
aration; endorsed by physicians and druggists.
These are four strong points in favor of Mish-
ler's Herb Bitters Mishler's Herb Bitters is
sold by all druggists. Price $l.0o per large
bottle. for $500.
Ask your druggist for MIsHLER's HERB BIT
TIERS. If he does not keepit, do not take any
thing else, but send apostal card to MIsHLER
HERB BITTERs Co., 525 Commerce St., Phila.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
A Valuable Diary.

A valuable and rare accession to the
early history of the northwest has iusG
been discovered in Galena, ILL., 1t con-
sists of complete manuscript diary Of
n trip made b. Gov Cass and suite in
1920, by canoes, from Detroit, Mich,
through the chain of lakes to the head
waters of the Mississippi; down that
river to Prairie du Chem; thence to
Green Bay, via the Wisconsin and Fox
rivers, and along the shore of Lake
Michigan to Fort Dearborn, Chicago,
which point the party reached in a little
less than three months from the time
of embarkation. The diary, which
was accidentally found in an old auc,
ton store in this city, was kept by
Lieut.. Makay, of the Sd United States
artillery, who acted as historian for the
party. Gov. Cass' suite consisted Of
his private secretary, surgeon, min.
eralogist, historian, Indian interpreters,
twelve privates of the Sd artillery, ten
Canadian voyageurs, and number Of
savages, including two Saginaw chiefs.
The party made the trip in five canoes,
and had many perilous and interesting
adventures, which are graphically set
forth in the diary. The entire hook is
soon TO be published. st Louis Globe
Democrat
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Services Of Henry Smith.

There are always several letters
awaiting Speaker Carlisle's eye, which
show how completely some peopl, are
willing to make use of the public. SER
wants of the country. These letters are
communications requesting the speak
or to decide some parliamentary point
which is troubling some organis alton.
Occasionally debating club gets all
torn up over something in CuSiing's
Manual and agree to refer the settle
ment of the whole dispute to the speak
er of the House of Represents tives.
Mr.. Carlisle usually hands all SUCH let
tiers to Mr.. Henry III. Smith, the jour-
nal clerk and author of the hook of
over 500 pages containing the manual
and digest, and rules and practices of
| the House. Mr.. Smith is what the
boys call q parliamentary shark" He
sits in front Of the Speakers desk and
follows the course of legislation more
closely than any member upon the floor
When the House is in a tanglc, and a
dozen men are upon their feet making
this or that parliamentary inquiry,
Harry Smith is the coolest man there.
Not only does he know tie proper rul-
ings, but his fingers fly over the leaves
of the reference books, end in half a
minute the Speaker has .efore HIM all
the precedents by which ne can Justify
his position. York Ielegran.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Slightly Confused.
Lincoln Journal.


Our conservative contemporary, the Beatrice
Express, finds fault with Jay Gould, because,
as 1t alleges, he will not arbitrate with the
Knights Of Labor, and inquiries with whom he
means to do the arbitration which he processes
to be so anxious for. We fear our usually as
tute contemporary is so misled by prejudice
as not TO catch on to the facts in the case with
its usual readiness. AS the public generally
understands it, Gould and his representatives
do not decline to arbitrste with Knights OF
Labor, but merely insist that such Knights as
apply to them for arbitration shall be employees
OF their railroads. What they decline to do is
to arbitrate with bricklayer in Pennsylvania
or tailor in New York about things that con.
Germ only them and brakeman in Kansas.
They do not see the relevancy of demand
from plasterer in Connecticut to have voice
In o controversy between them and freight
conductor in Missouri. They do not precisely
comprehend the divine right OF blacksmith
in New Jersey to stand between them and a
fireman on stub branch in Nebraska. Mr..
Hoxie claims that he is ready at any time to
confer with any single one or any number Of
the employees Of the road he manages. Until
such conference is asked for, and refused OF
had, disagreement has resulted and arbitra
ton has been denied by Hoxie, the word of
that gentleman stands good.
If the Express should have a disagreement
with its employees would It tolerate the inter
ference of a machinist from Plattsmouth or q
bod carrier from Omaha1 What would it dc
II half dozen utter strangers to 1t and its bust
ness and its line Of business should order til
hands to quit, There is one thing it could do
1t could see point that now seems to be OBJ
scure.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Born to Marry and Keep House.


The end of woman is to marry and
raise up family. She starts out in
this direction when she carries doll
in childhood. Your girl who leaves
home and goes out for herself does so
because she has failed to hnd the man
she wants to marry. BY and by she
does find him, and when she does she
drops everything and goes with him.
She stops short in her music, her act
ing, her art, her literature, or whatever
it is, because after all her instinct tells
her to marry, and she follows her in
stinct instead of her reason.
A man can marry and 70 ahead In
the particular pursuit or profession he
has chosen, but the woman stops and
subjects everything to the one duty q
wifehood. That Is the reason women
do not succeed as we'll as men. They
fall short. Grant all this for tho sake
of argument Admit that it is the gen
eral mission of woman to marry and
raise up a family. But am now writ
ing about the exceptions There are
exceptions to all classes. all rules, all
theories and all PHILOSOPHERS. Most
women do mary young, and that Is
right. That if rs far as most Of them
want to 60. They are fitted for this
sort of life and have no desire or fitness
| for another.
But are you going to make one kind
of girl do this when it is straight
| Jacket and an abomination to herp In
other words, is she to marry simply for
the sake of marrying, and settle
down" simply for the sake of settling
down? Why not allow her to follow
her natural bent as woll as the young
man? True, she may. as my objector
says, find some man while herself fol-
lowing successful career whom she
will love and whom she will marry,
thus cutting short work that might
otherwise have been rounded and made
complete. True, women are not rs
completely successful as men in the
more independent pursuits of life. But
the point which l wish to make clear
and emphatic is that society, and the
woman herself. aud the man she mar
ries, and all directly or remotely con-
cerned, are the better for her having
done even something for herself, how
ever little.
repeat that the self-reliant woman is
a civilizer. The busy world is improv-
ed by her having been a participation.
Her words are gentle and kind, and her
presence is restraint to the headlong
impetuosity of men. Even though she
may not remain long with us single,
let us be thankful that she has come at
all. If she falls in love and marries,
even at the sacrifice of an independent
career, her life after all is not in vain.
Her own views have been broadened,
her sympathies have been deepened, her
capacity for enjoyment made greater
and her scope for usefulness widened.
l say again and again, let tho ambitious
| girl see what she can do for herself
Woman's Journal.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10

your hospitality and now you owned
him body and soul. 1t is true, he didn't
give deed for his paper the next day,
but this was not necessary. You own
cd it all the same.
You called on him one pleasant win
tor day and preached your scheme. ]
W ,sh there were words in the English
language to express your horror and
amazement at the result of your talk.
But can't find them and have looked
through two dictionaries and set of
the encyclopaedia. The vernacular,
friend d., is strangely deficient in some
particulars and some day we must pre-
vail upon our friend, the editor, to
remedy this defect.
He didn't help your scheme? No,
he didn't. 1t appears he knew you too.
There is one more instance and am
done. This time you skipped half the
alphabet and chose @. for your name,
but 1 penetrated your disguise at a
glance. You knew the editor like
brother, SO you said. You had met him
at banquet, and before the evening
was over you were on tolerably social
terms. The next day you told every
one what ''dcvilish good felr' the
editor was. | didn't hear him make
any remark about you, but that didn't
restrain your ELUSIVE affection from ex-
pressing itself.
A few days later happened to be in
the editors room when you called. You
had told your friends that you could get
anything you wanted from the editor,
and you started out to prove it by this
visit The editor was busy when your
card came in.
'QY' reflected the editor rs he glanc-
ed at the pastcboard, "what sort of
looking man is hep
Dark, tall, wears beard and
squints in his left eye" replied the Of
flee boy.
son! yes" answered the editor rs he
threw the card into the waste basket.
Tell HIM In too busy TO see visitors
to-day. Have him write what he wants
and mail it to me and call again some
time next year.
'Do you know him?" | asked as the
boy left the room.
know him? l should say | did.
He is the incbriatcd idiot who sat
next to me at the banquet the other
night"
| don't mention these instances to
hurt your feelings, friend X, simply to
tell you that while you may know the
editor the acquaintance is often recipro-
cal. You know him and he knows you.
SaJc?-NcW York. Gr0phic.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Sectionalism as Shown in Drinks.
Washington Cor


Most of the southern men drink their whisky
straight and lots of it. The western men are
divided between beer and whisky. Thost
from the far west take whisky like the south
erners, while the members from the large cit.
les are partial to beer. The men Of the Pacific
coast like wine and usually of the most costly
variety. The New York men drink wine and
beer and very few of them care for whisky,
while those of the New England men who
drink at all take small quantities Of the light
wines and of the very best. Most Of the Liquor
at the capitol is drank by employees and
strangers. They pay for the best, smoke the
most expensive cigars and altogether live
higher than either the senators or the repre-
sentatives, Great quantities Of liquor are
sold at the capitol daily, but there is little
drunkenness, and this is probably the reason
why the bars are allowed to be kept open.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Training F1aa.S

A Flea Circus, composed of about
two hundred of the most distinguished
and intelligent fleas in the entire fam
lily, was exhibited a few years ago.
Who first discovered that the flea
was susceptible to education and kind
treatment is not known but the fact
remains that on their small heads there
is a thinking-cap capable OF accom-
plshing great results. In tho selection
of fleas for training. however, the same
care must be taken as with human
beings, as the greatest difference is
found in them. Some are exceedingly
apt scholars, while others can never
learn, and so it is that great numbers
of fleas are experimental with before a
troupe is accepted.
One Of the first lessons taught the
flea, is to control its jumping powers.
for if it's great leaps should be taken in
the middle of a performance, there
would be a sudden ending to the circus.
To insure against such misfortune,
the student flea is first placed in glass
phial, and encouraged to jump as much
as possible. Every leap here made
brings the polished head of the flea
against the glass, hurting the insect
back, and throwing it this way and
that, until, after long and sorry ex-
perience, and perhaps many head
aches, it makes up its mind never to
unfold its legs suddenly again. When
it has proved this by refusing to jump
in the open air, the first and most i'm
portant lesson is complete, and it
joins the troupe, and is daily harnessed
and trained, until. finally, it is pro-
nounced ready to go on the stage or in
the ring.-C. r. Holder, in 81. Nicholas.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Cyclones and Trees.

The terrible story of the cyclone dis
asters in Minnesota will probably arouse
a widespread discussion over the phe-
nomena by which it and similar sad
events are brought about. The savants
who have studied the controlling phys
ical laws will generally agree that their
destructive force is enormously increas-
ed by, if not mainly due to, the COM
great area where they are most fire.
quently found. Coming from both
oceans and the polar sea, the wind cur
rents are broken into great eddies and
drawn into pools and vortexes which
meet over the great plain regions just
as they do in midocean. Their contact
hurricanes and tornadocs of which we
have just had SO terrible an example.
The planting of trees on great scale,
and in accordance with some systemat-
ic plan, must have avery beneficial eff,
feet, as the trees develop in size, in
checking and perhaps almost entirely
breaking the force of these great aerial
currents.
Already the value of wind-row tree
planting has been appreciably felt in
the central prairie states-Illinois,
eastern Iowa, Kansas and Nebraska.
The destruction so usually follow inc
the course of the wind storms has been,
late years by the results of arboricul
tural efforts. Such tragedies as that Of
st. Cloud and Sank Rapids emphasize
the necessity of studying the whole
phenomena, and of applying remedy
which in every way will prove of sc
beneficial character. -NeW York Star
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
A Sad Story.

The other evening as one Of ouI
perlpatetic corn-doctors was vocifera.
ting his vocation at an uptown street
corner there hove in sight an old lady
and her daughter whose persistent
munching of doughnuts and critical
contemplation of the shop-windows de-
noted their transferry origin.
'Let me snatch off yourcorns, mum,
said the chiropodist, blandly.
'.Hain't none," said the old lady be.
tween bites; ''but my dartcr Susan Jane
has whole bilin of EN-"
won't charge her nothin'," said
the C. d. Take 'em off slicker'n
grease"
II hain't agoin' to take of my-my
things before all these folk" objected
Susan Jane.
''Tell you how we'll fix it," said the
expert. "You just get in that coupe
standin' there. Put your feet out of the
window and pull down the blinds. They
can't see your bushes then, eh9"
The modest sufferer from callous ex-
tremities did as suggested The corn
extractor propped one alabaster ankle
on his stand like the boom of schooner
and fell to work. There were nine corns
and four bunions on each foot and when
the last was removed amid the frantic
cheers of the by-standers two hours had
elapsed.
You see how painless my process
is" yelled the operator, noticing that
the patient din not move. The pa
tent is actuslly asleep. All right,
miss; you can reef in your feet"
Still she did not stir. Her mother
anxiously opened the door of the hack.
'Git up, Susan Janc!'
But Susan James pure spirit had
fled. The blood from those enormous
Oakland feet had run down into her
head and produced apoplexy. And
with streaming eyes the poor parent
climbed on the box and finished her
doughnuts on the way to the Morgue.
And thus it is, gentle reader, while
frivolous society looks eagerly for the
romance of fiction in the novel or on
the stage, the real tragedies of life pass
mnoticed around us in this great
heartless city, everyday-everyday!-
Derrick DOdd, in San Francisco Wasp.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
The international Copyright Question.

st. Louis Magazine.
The deluge of pamphlets issued by Roger
Sherman against an international copyright
law, has stirred up some of the Eastern pub
fishers and the American Copyright League
Sherman Is very evidently mild hammered
sort Of man-judging from his gentle Illusions
to famous authots: Rosseau was "a lecherous
monkey" James Russell Lowell steals cop
les, rehashes," Sir Walter Scott sold his pen
to the Government" Voltaire was "a sneak, t"
and so on. Abusing writer's of the stamp Of
the above named ones is not very convinc-
ing way, we trust, of proylnf copyright law
is not just to both authors and publishers.
Sherman seems to believe with Miss Rose
Elizabeth Cleveland that the only original
thinker was Adam. And it might really be
possible that Miss Clevcland-with some
modifcations-is not so very far from the truth.
Meanwhile however while the fight wakes
warm between Sherman and the American
Copyright League, let the baanca of us in
ficted mortvls bear in mind that the summer
cometh on apace, and that a placid state
mentally and physically-is by far the most
comfortable during the heated term.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-06-10
Provoking to Inebriates.

wonder how the men who live in
some of the uptown flats get home
late at night, or do they all go home
early? The chances of a stroll took
me last evening among some streets on
the west side almost solidly lined with
observation-disclosures of the modestly hand
some order. They seemed to be built
by dozens together on the same plan,
out of the same material, with the same
porches. the same finish from basement
to cornice; and ] am ready to make my
affidavit that ! became bewildered by a
merely superficial survey of their pre-
vailing Siamese-twin likeness. Do
their wives hang signals out for late
home-comers, or have they private
marks by which their doors may DO
identified?-Nev York MsUs.