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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

Dn;a 4 wrzesnia zJedzlc dc
Winony cyrk Barnuma.
Wzalu1 linii kolejow>.j Burling-
ton & Northern zaNfadaja nova
LIMA telegraticzna Chicago do
st. Paul, nalezaca do Mort h
A meri can TelegraphCo Co.
Kompania ia niezadfugo otworzy
swe Biuro takze w Winonie, przez
co dostaniemy MOVE bezposrednic
polaczenie 20 Wschodem.
Pod nap;sem Ostrzezcnie
priced wychodztwem do A
meryki podaje poznahskl Orr
doecnM "a pclplih-kim Peyr=y"1en':
Z Brus nadeslan) nam LIST,
nspisany W Winona Nv Ameryce)
dnia 5go lipca, 2 kt6rego wylmu-
jenny to, co nastepuje:
JeSeli cheese G;isze maj do
3ony), zcbym wrocif do Plus, to
zrob droge fret mnie; albo przyslej
pienic1 Icy, to przyjade n9po~rot...
Mnie tn powietrze wcale ME sfnay."
CHOP tn robic must jall bydfo.
ia swoich krewnych do AmerySi
ME zapraszam, b by ma mnie ma.
rzekali, albowiem do roboty tn
l1dzi jest dose, a vice zarobel tn
trudno dostac. = S=ymM hm0a.
Osoba, kt6ra powyzszy list
pisala, mleszka rzeczywiscio we
Winonie. Jest to przeszto 20 letni
starzec, ktoremu ola podeszfeso
wieku czesto trudno znalezc robote,
lecz pomimo to ma on tn lepsze
wyzywicnie, anizeli byiby je Mai
W starym kraju, zkad dopiero pred
rokiem do nas przybyf. Zametna
c6rka jego ma sic W Winonie wcale
niczle.
W sasiedniem Fountain City
~odbedzie sic w dniu 5 wrzesniu
zjazd niemieckich Stowarzyszch
strzelcckich 70 stanu Wisconsin. =
Ttrzynascie sriewaczek tego
miasta odwiedzilo W o>tatnia ME
dzicle polski kosci6t W Pine Ceeeku
i "a zezwoleniem ks. proboszcza
Guzowskicgo oraz miciscowego
organisty p. Broma s%licznic spie-
walo do mszy sw. ma kjl!ka glosow.
Pan F%Ortuhski z La Crosse
zwiedzat w %czwartelk, 2G s%ierpnia,
polskio salony i grocernie W Vino
ME, %sprzedajac swe cygara. kuplll
cd niego zupasy cygar PIP: Jan
Z~aborcwski, Leon Winczewski,
Wincenty Kukowski, Jan Bambe-
mex, Walerty Bambenek, Jozef
Cysewski, M%ksymilian Cierzan,
Franciszck Dra1kowski, PAM Mi
lahowska, Franciszek Stibor i
-Fszka. Kilku innych, ktorzy
chwilowo sa zaopatrzeni W cygara,
przyrzeklo kupit ma przyszfy raz,
kicdy p. Fcrtuhski do mas zawita.
Cygara nadeszfy W poniedziaick,
30 sierpnia rano, i odbiorcy bardzo
SO z Mich zadowoleni. ! Ia pore a
ledaktora Wn1usa pojcdzie pan
Fortuhski wkIotce w celu spree
da&y swych cygar do Stevens
Point i do Berlina.
W sabotc, % sierpnia, po-
chwycono tn ztodzieja koni, Szwcda
Karola Thompsona. Ukrau1 on
z pewnej stajni furmahskiej W
NeillsvIIle pare koni i buggy i 2
tym pojazdem przyjechaf do Wi
nony, ofarujac go ~sprzcdac "a dol.
200, podczas gdy istotna jego
wartss6 byfu dol. 500. Skutkiem
tego donies;ono o MN tuteiszemu
szeryfowi Bogartowi, lccz MIN ten
so what W swoja opieke, prey
jechaf "a MIN szeryf powiatr
Trempealeon j zabraf go do Wis
consinu. w p~onicdziaiek pc pc
1udniu zawiadomil tenze szery
swego kolege Winonie, j;
Thompson powiesif SIC W ~wiezleniu
% kapel, kt6re ma ME
dziele, 80 sierpnia, zaproszone byf.
do Winony, przyjechaio tylko 5
ktore wraz q dwiema m~iejscowem
kapelami, Polska i Faklera, cd
bywszy wspaniala parade pre-:
miastO. dafy k0ncert. w porl,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

Znany kr6l kolejowy Jay
Gould wydaje s2l6 dziennie, ably
u.rzymywac W dobrym porzadku
swoj parowiec nAtalanta" In to
sctki acknowledged PREY jego ko-
lejach robotnikow musza sobie palce
ssaG z glodu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

q st. Paul, Mimi, Liga dla
prawa i rorza stara sic ze
wszcch MAR, ably ustawa o swie-
ceniu nnedzicli scisle byla pre-
prowadzana. Rozumie sic, ie libe-
rnlne zywioiy ludnosci ME chca
sic poddac takiemu przymusowi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

w n%;ektorych okolicach Nj
ch'ganu tax obfcie obrodzify sic
wisnie, le wcale ich ME zrywaja q,
edyz owoc ten Ia mafo piaci. =
Pewnemu farmerowi w Suryp Co.,
Nebraska, pozarly Wiki W biezacem
lecie IS wicprzy i p~rosiakow.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02
Cd kilku lat obchodza robotni

Cd kilku lat obchodza robotni.
cy W New Yorku pierwszy ponic-
dzialek we wrzcSniu jake ,,swieto
robotnik6w". w tym roku W ten
dzieh swietowaG beda robotnicy
We wszystkich c~zcsciach kraju,
mianowicie w Milwaukee.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

z Detroit donosi tamteisze
p1smo niemieckie HeroM, zs we
wtorek, "a sierpna, polskie ku-
moszili Z parati' sw. Wojciecha
zmus iy ks. Domagal>kirgo do
spiesznej ucieczki. Wdowa 20
rodaku naszym Lewickim, z%astrze-
lonym W Detroit W ostatnie Boze
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

Z Ell Paso, W Meksyku, mad
chodzi wiadomosc, ze w}adze pro-
wincyi Chihuahua wypuscify reda-
ktora Cuttinga ma wolnoss. Cutting
natychmiast przejechaf przez gra-
NICE.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02


w Merriam Park, miejsco-
wosci, le&ace.j ma potowie drogi
pomiedzy Minneapolis a st. Paul,
odbywafy sic cd % sierpnia do
piatku y sierpnia, wieczorem,
~rekolekcye, w ktorych brato udzia}
1855 ksiezy 2 dyecezyi st. Paulskicj,
pomiedy tymi wszyscy nalvzacy do
dyecezyi kaplani polscy, z wyatt
klein chorego ks. D1muzego Sochy.
Byto talzo 3 kslezy z Dakoty
Cwiczenia duchowne ~odprawiul
biskup dakotejski ks. Martin Marti.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

KS. Rodowicz zamysla fla wy.
prowadzic 2 Baltimore. Parufa
polska W Manitowoc, Wis, "a
w'aGujc cd n~iedawnego czasu ks.
Euczycki; W Northern, potozoncm
W poblizu Manitowoc, jest pro-
boszczem ks. j. Dutkiewicz.
W pismie detroickiem Stimmen
der Wahrheit znowu spotykam
obraze, wyrzadzona %kapfanowi poll
skiemu. Szanowny Mueller do
wiaduj e sic niby cd ludzi, kt6rzy
nledawno zwiedzili Gal!cya, il ks.
biskup krakowski nieprzychylnie
miaf sic wyrazic o ks. N. Kolasih-
skim, polskim proboszczu W Berea,
Ohio. Me podobna, ably cos po-
dobnego powiedziaf ks. b skup
krakowski, DO ks. N. Kulasihski
nngdy pod .iego jurisdykcya ME
byt, Wyswiecony zostat we We.
dniu ] wprost z tamtad pojechai
do Amcryki.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-09-02

% kapel, kt6re ma ME
dziele, 80 sierpnia, zaproszone byfy
do Winony, przyjechato tylko 5,
ktore wraz z dwiema ~miejscowemi
kapelami, Polska i Faklera, Cd
bywszy wspaniafa parade przez
miasto, daily koncert parku
StrchIowa. IN sztuki pop,sowe
odebraia pierwsza nagrode kapela
z Red Wing; n"sza Pol>ka knpvla
uzyskata czwurta. w parku spree.
dano tykiet6w 10 centowych 1900.
Ma wieczor daily kapele koncert
w Philharmonic Hall, poczem Cd
by1a sic zabawa z tahcami.
Ma 20 wrzesnia wybiera sic
, 1886-12-12

\ swnrthy man with the general ap
p%earance of n Turk is to be seen about
the Fifth Avenue hotel, where he has
been Il guest for several days. He is II
short and heavy man with a big jaw COY,
cred with u jet black mustache and u
head adorned by II red fez. His compan
ion. n slender man of medium height, is
Mr.. Alameda. lie is mn Interpreter.
The Turkish looking man passes for II
Parsee merchant and 1t is given out that
he is travelling around the world for
pleasure. He is in fact. II chief or rajan
OF Singapore, an island which lies oil the
southern extremity of the Malny PENN.
sula in Asia. He is II Mahomctan and
carries with him around the world the
reputation of having fifty wives at home,
IN accusation which his Interpreter vigor
ously denies, but which was published in
the newspapers of San Francisco ON his
arrival there.
Mr.. Alameda, the Interpreter, said that
his patron was on II mission from the
Singapore authorities to increase the trade
and IN of that country. He said
further; "Our exports are spices, pepper,
sago, tapioca, gutta percha, Malacca
sticks and rare woods. We have tram
ways in the city of Singapore and are
gradually getting modern Improvements
of all kinds. One object of our visit To
New York has been to investigate clcc-
tricity as n motor and rs II light. We do
not expect New Workers to invest in the
improvements Of Singapore. They are too
much bound up in their own city. In
Europe we shall find better people for our
purpose. The French, the Germans and
the English are investing in all countries
and we expect to get them to do SOME
thing with us. New York Tribune.
, 1886-12-12

The most interesting incident in the
Orientalists' congress held mt Vienna re-
Gently was the recitation of an Arab poem
by Sheik Hanna Fatallah, who had com-
posed the melodious rhymes in honor of
the hospitable city of Vienna. The sheik,
who was dressed in flowing robes of yell
low, pale blue and white, and Wore II belt
formed of the folds of n cashmere, was
enthusiastically cheered when he mounted
the speakers chair. With appraised head
and half closed eyes, his hands spread be
fore him, he spoke in rhythmic cadences,
raising his voice TO full power, and rarely
stopping for breath. The last verse
forms II chronogram Of the Christian and
Mohammedan dates 1886 and 1903. The
sheik wa a%pplauded enthusiastically by
the audience, which was grateful for hay
ing witnessed the rare spectacle of an in
spired poet Of the east.-Frank Leslie's.
, 1886-12-12
Unique variety of TobogsanIng.

Amusements are always at the com
mand of the ingenious. Even the cxcit-
ing sport of -tobogganing is not confined
to the rich, who can go to Montreal in the
winter or coast down broad staircases on
thick mats in the summer. The urchins
of Hester street have invented n varia-
ton of the Canadian style that is unique,
inexpensive and within the reach of all.
] saw one yesterday, perhaps the genius
who devised it, introducing toboggan rid
ing to an admiring constituency. He had
found u large tin pan, too leaky to hold
any liquid and not quite leaky enough
for an ash sieve.
He had obtained a few feet of clothes
line, one end Of which he made fast to the
pan. Running behind a large wagon, he
took a turn with the rope around the axle,
retained the loose end in his hand and sat
down in the pan, AS the wagon moved
of he bumped joyously along over the
cobblestones on his sheet iron toboggan,
heading a procession of ragged imps, all
clamoring for the privilege of the next
ride. The advantage of this sport is that
you do not ave to climb n hill for the
fun of sliding back. To return to the
starting point it is necessary only to walt
for n wagon going that way and make
fast. The value o. cast off tin pans is
rising in the side streets. -"Uncle Bill'
in Chicago Herald.
, 1886-12-12

He was the son of n worthy %Chicagoan,
and he had just returned from college.
The father was n brusque, matter-of fact
man, who had no liking for anything
dudish, and he noticed with sorrow that
his son returned with bangs and various
other insignia of dudedom. The old gen
tleman surveyed him critically when he
appeared in his Office and then blurted
out:
Young man, you look like a fool"
Jus at that moment, n before the
young man had time to make a fitting
reply, a friend walked iii.
"Why, hello, George, have you re
turnedyn he asked. Dear me, how much
You resemble your father"
so he has just been telling me, - re.
piled the youth. And from that day to
this the old gentleman has found no fault
with bangs.-Chicago Ramble.
, 1886-12-12

Nervous Debility, Seminal Utakness,
Exhausted TtalfH Lost Manhood, and
all the terrible effects Of self abuse and
excuses in maturer years, such as noe
turnal emissions, loss Of memory, dimness
of vision, aversion to society, the vital
fluid passing unobserved in the urine and
other symptoms that lead to insanity and
death. Iomg and Middle AGED Men
suffering from the above should consult us
at once. Cure guaranteed n all such
cases. CONSTELLATION FREE.
Chemical analysis, including thorough
microscopic examinations Of the urine, 50.
An honest opinion given in all cases. We
furnish The Gredt English Remedy, Sir
Asdty (oopcr's Vial Restorative. at SO n
bottle, or four times the quantity $40
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
to anyone stating symptoms, sex and age.
Address English Medical Dispeasdry, No.
II Koarny st., San Francisco, Cald.
, 1886-12-12

On tho day when the British evacuated
the city of New York Nov. 25, 1888 they
nailed their colors to the flagstaff at Fort
George (the Battery, knocked off the
oleats and ''slushed" the pole from top ia
patton to prevent its being climbed.
John Van Arsdale, a sailor boy 10
years old, assembled the pole by mailing on
cleats and applying sand to the the CREASED
flagstaff In that way he reached the top,
hauled down the British %colors, and
placed the flag of the United States in
its place before the fleet was out CT sight
Boston Budget.
, 1886-12-12

Mr.. r.. W. Atkins, Girard, Kas.,
writes: II never hesitate to recommend
your Electric Bitter to my customers,
they give entire satisfaction and arc rapid
Sellers Electric Bittcrs are the purcsi
and best medicine known and will posi-.
lively cure Kidney and Liver complaints.
Purify the blood and regulate the bowels.
ofamily can afford to be without them.
They will save hundreds of dollars in doc.
tors bills every year. Sold at fifty cents
a bottle by w. n. Hunt.
, 1886-12-12

As the season advances, the pains and
aches by which rheumatism makes itself
known, are experienced after every ex-
posture. 1t is not claimed that Hood
Sarsaparilla is n specific for rheumatism
we doubt if there is, or can be, such n
remedy. But the thousands benefited
by Hoods Sorsaparilla, warrant MS in
urging Others who suffer from rheumatism
to take it before the first keen twingc.
, 1886-12-12

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever,
sores, letter, chappcd hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions, and positively
cures piles, OF no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by w N. Hunt.
, 1886-12-12

Your Cuticura Remedies performed a
wonderful cure last summcr on one of our
customers, an old gentleman of 10 years OF
age. who suffered with a icarfully distress
ing eruption on his head and iace, and who
had tried all remedies and doctors to no
purpose. j. +. SMITH x Co.
Tcxarkann, Ark.
, 1886-12-12

Tho use of petroleum for fuel on steam
boats is rapidly extending in California,
where coal is much higher in proportion
10 the price OF oil than in the cast.-Bos-
ton budget.
, 1886-12-12

Taking it by and large, children have
quite us much reason to be ashamed Of
their parents as parents have to be
ashamed of their children. Perhaps n
good deal more. Boston Transcript.
, 1886-12-12

Those who want pure Lake Mahpah-
lutah ice. should send their order to Sloan
4 Co., or call at Mauss bakery, Seven
teenth street.
, 1886-12-12

The regular army OF Russia numbers
1SO,Osl. when on IL war footing 1t is
2.3OO. 900.
, 1886-12-12

y NoM S%S sls ' PiSy.y ySsT By SiT pys,
They are II positive cure for Dyspepsia, In.
digestion. Flatulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them. 90 and 90 cents.
Pearse & McGill, Druggists.
, 1886-12-12

There is no human life so poor and
small as not to hold many n divine posi-
bility james Martineau.
, 1886-12-12

American students of art ut Municl
are increasing i'll number. There mr.
now oyer 100 there.
, 1886-12-12

Women generally do not mn,ke good
detectives. They have too many nerves
and too little nerve.
, 1886-12-12
New Advertisements.
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, 1886-12-12

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cured of Psoriasis or %l.eprosy of twenty
years standing by Cuticura Remedies. The
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die. -
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For the radical cure of an obstinate ease
of Eczema OF long standing | give entire
credit to the Cuticura Remedies.
f.. b. RICHARDSON.
New Haven, Conn.
, 1886-12-12
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, 1886-12-12

Mining Location Notices at Leader Office
, 1886-12-12

entered at the Post o1tce, Cheyenne, Wyo-
ming. for trdnsnitsnon through me ""i" az
secord class matter.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-02-12
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

"The silver question"-ls this half dol
lar bogus2-Free Press.
What is done cannot be undone, es-
pecially if it is a hard-boiled egg.-Pic-
dyuRe.
No effort should be spared to suppress
the smallpox A single case of it is an
epidemic to the man who has it.-SJt-
iHgs.
Doing anything now, BillW ooh,
yes; I'm kept busy all the time" "Ahl
Glad to hear it. What are you doing?"
Looking for job"
The young man who imprinted a re-
spectful kiss on the fair forehead of his
best girl told his friend next day that he
had been having bangup time.
A friend of ours, absent on trip to
Washington, writes that he has been all
through the national capital and consid-
cradle of his own.--LoloeU Citizen.
Some people can ask awfully silly
questions. We are asked if a dogs tail
dragging through the snow makes a
waggin track Binghamton Republican.
Colonel Frank James is having a royal
time in Missouri. At recent county
fair those citizens whom the Colonel
hadn't killed called on him and gave
him an ovation.
An English company has been organ
lied for putting telephones into sick
chambers. Some of the instruments in
this country need doctoring pretty badly.
Burlington Free Press.
"Papa, what is a savage?" "a saw
age, my son, is man who occupies two
whole seats in a railway car, while some
poor woman with a sick baby has to
stand up Chicago Ledger.
Patrician hands 50 soft, so white
That drifting DER the keys
Awaken in the old spinnet
The tend'rest melodies;
The pressure of those finger tips
| do remember WE'LL
But of the shake that last got
Ill never, never tell
Rambler.
The chief claim of California town to
notoriety lies in its production of a
twelve-pound sweet potato. We know a
town much nearer home that has brought
forth several two-hundred- pound
beats.-Puck.
Some one has introduced a game OF
"baseball with cards." but it will never
become popular. The umpire is never
killed in such game, and the players are
not carried off the field with broken
limbs. s.-N0rriSt0Un Herald.
THE REASON WHY,
Why dost thou hide that lovely eye,
And shade its sunlight mellows
All, why not let its glances fly
Like those Of its sweet fellow?
Hast thou some fear of unknown pain
To clasp thee ON the morrow!
Or dost thou see ON lifes dark main
The wreck of some dead sorrow!
Oh, tell me, maiden why, so shy,
Dost thou thus coyly pass one!
"Well, sir" she said: II hide my eye
Because it is a glass one."
Puck
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-02-12
The JeWelry Trade.

The foreign manufacturers can not com
pete with the Americans in good many
departments of the jewelry trade where
handmade work has been replaced here
by deftly-made machinery In watch
chains the Americans are now ahead of
any country; they get the same effects in
watch chain as in a handmade chain
abroad, and the labor on an old-fashioned
watch chain amounted to Il good deal
more than the metal used. Consequently
one can now estimate the standard value
of this chain or other jewelry of gold
better than he could when he paid three
tifths for the labor and two tifths for the
metal
Jewelry in the United States is worn
by the multitude, and abroad only by the
few; consequently we make jewelry of
thin beatings of gold with full reference
to the display and design, and any one
who can look back thirty years will
readily see how more versatile and
thorough are the jewelry designs of the
present day. Indeed, jewelry has been
made so cheap by the American manu-
facturers that there is but little reliance
to be placed on ornaments as a badge OF
solvency and distinction. The designs
of the present day are aimed at the
populace and not much at the select.
The influence of chemistry on silver
ware is also very noticeable. Plate which
was once the possession of princes has
become the familiar friend of the million.
The poor mans baby can have a very
pretty silver cup or semi-silver cup. EX-
cessively expensive jewelry is a great
burden to some people; it has to be stored
away in tireproof places or insured, and
does not often look better than plated
ware which gives the owner no concern
about thieves and plunderers -Gah.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-02-12
The Beginning of Consumption.

Consumption of the lungs may begin
in variety of ways. Most commonly
the commencement is very insidious At
first nothing is noticed but slight, dry,
hacking cough. After a while there is
expeectoration of a little mucus of frothy
material. In these cases the microbe or
tubercle seems alone to be responsible for
the trouble. The shape of the lungs in
herited from parents who were probably
consumptive, invites the germs to stay
and grow, and prevents their expulsion.
These are the so-called "hereditaryn
cases. They become consumptiye simply
because of faulty construction of their
breathing apparatus, The deposit of the
microbes is generally limited to the upper
portion of one lung. The left one, from
being more narrow than its fellow, is be-
lieyed by many to be most often the first
affected
In another large class of cases there is
first broncho- pneumonia That is, an
Inflammation of scattered portions of
both lungs such as occurs following an
attack ofmeasles, whooping- cough, diph-
liberia, typhoid fever or smallpox. A
pneumonia of this sort is always the re-
suit of extension of inflammation from
the air tubes to the substance of the
lungs. Such inAamed patches are slow
about clearing up by being absorbed.
They therefore furnish an excellent
ground for the microscopic germs of
tubercle inhaled with the air, to cling
for the requisite length of time to insure
their termination and growth. Again,
bleeding from some portion of the lungs
may occur in consequence of naturally
weak blood vessels becoming ruptured
by reason of over-action of the heart after
severe exertion, or from excessive emo
sions. A portion of the fluid blood is
drawn into the fine air tubes, even into
the minute sir-cells. There it coagulates,
and before it can be removed by absorp-
tion it becomes ''seeded down" with the
germs of tubercle. Bleeding from the
lungs is a frequent symptom in the early
(and late) stage of consumption, but it
may be, in itself, cause of the disease
Globe Democrat
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1886-02-12
Two Little Songs.
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I'VE DON'T ADVERTISE.
There is a land of bitter tears and wailing--
A land most like that drear one Dante
knew,
Where wan-faced Niobe, with dark robes
trailing,
In sad procession moves, brows bound with
rue.
1t is a land peopled by witless mortals-
Compared with them the Virgins five were
wise
And it is writ above its gloomy portals:
1--WE did not think it paid to advertise"
live DO.
There is land that flows with milk and
honey
Not the condensed, nor yet the sorghum
strains
Each dweller bears gripsack' fat with
money,
Bonds, coupons, stocks, and various other
gains;
Happy are these as, at high tide the fishes;
No tear doth drown the laughter in theh
eyes;
For better luck they have no sort of wishes,
The cake is theirs-they learned to adver-
tise.