The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-06-27

must produce awful texture
THIS Is the time OF theyear when
the festive fly puts in all mis- spare
time in hunting for bald-headed men.
InPoKrED "cHEAP labor" is a chicken
that IS coming home to roost in the
shape of a bomh-throweT. Chicago Sen
tiadh
SECRETARY MAxEINs has gone to the
Hot Springs. The rest of CleTeland's
Cabinet find hot water enough in Wash
ington,
YALE COLLEGE has established chair
nj journalism. It Is an old battered
affair with three legs and a broomstlck'
and filed with exchanges for CUSHION
"pIp You ever try deal in stocks
asked one Burlington merchant oil an
other. Yes" was the sad reply, II
have. tried a deal too much Tor my
good.
us THERE anything more e1cruciat-
iug than the music of Japanese tom
tom orchestral" asks a writer Do
YOU ever hear the music OF an Amer
can tom-tom cst7
NJ. MAYNoU, editor of the Paris Figaro,
gave the bride away at the marriage oil
Signor NioOlini and Adelina Patti. This
is not the FIRST time that an editor has
given the bride away. go
Tue SERVANT girls of St. Lo1is have
become Knightesses of Labor. House
holders will now be compelled to fur
nish kiadling wood that does not require
the stimulus of kerosene.
DEATH HAS stepped in and removed
some of the Republican officials Of the
New Neutrality-suspicious. Agood deal
has been sasd against Death. but say
WHIT you viii, he is no Mugwump-
hzErsrER PHELPs telegrsPhed to Presi'
dent Cleveland. Hearty congratuia-
lions from US all" Those who know
Pbelps insist that "us all" meant "Ne
and the queen" .--Phiadelphia Press.
KopouB1 theSenate viii vote right on
all the railroad questions II Sena-
tor with railroad pass in his pocket
can not see clearly what is just toward
the railroads, where is the laTgiver who
.can7
MY Rear Honorable Friend'' is the
expression used by English statesmen
when referring to political opponent.
Translated IL is more like "That Tory
son Of savhorse who doesn't know
beans" f ai deroat ~
CoxTRIRuroR-Here ia manuscript
wish to submit
Editor 1vaving las hendl-In sorry
We are al full just now s.ra
Contributor (blsndlrs-Yery well.
will call again when -me of you ar,
ssober.-Boston C0Erier. rI q;
TIE sHAz,LEsI newspaper on this con
tinent is published at Guadslsisra
capital of che Mexican State of Jalisco
tits called 81 5eIegrasEd. and is four
page weekly five BY three inches in size
and is a marvel in the'vSy of condensa
ton. The motto Of the paper Il. s' Lftti.
straw and much wheat" Theprice il
oent persoopy.
REED. OF Maine, in a speech the othel
day, said:
'Ysp remember how Che Isst esup.isr
sacy % tnfnj bot the RsPz6liekn rsscsis
That .caHpaien powder will aayer b,
burned again After hftesn-months o
power, the great majority Of Repzblics-
once -ooideFs femain In their places
Ezsetly. Aaa that AApaisn pox de
viii be burned until 1t fires them ont O
those PLaces.-Cour.-JosIr. q wv
TzB REE York Sun is responsible 10,
the statement that during the past fif
teen years all staple goods have steadiI,
fallen in price while the wares paid 10,
la5or have not decreased-aIl bein,
measured by the gold standard-bu
have slightly increased dnring the sam.
period. and il is estimated that tn,
workingman can buy TO day ene-hal
more God, fad and clothing With hi,
wages tnsn he could fifteen years ago.
GENERAL SHERIDAN doesn't know how
10 play game Of poker. 1t stands ID
reason that an army officer destitute q
a knowledge of poker is not the man "a
lead the hosts of q nstion such q,
Columbia. Without = navy, and our
head general ignorant of the chic