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The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
THE CHIRICAHUA INDIANS
At 81. LOuis-Seyey al Chiefs with the
Party.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, September II. =
Three hundred and eighty-fve Cbiiic-
shua Indians, SO meu, 175 squws aud
l47 children, arrived in this city this
morning in twelve special cars over
the Atch son, Topeka and Santa Fe
railroad, in charge OF Col. j. F. Wade,
Of the Tenth United States Cavalry,
commanding the company Of eighty
five guards. These Incisne, though
not actively eDga ed in Geronimo's
late campaign, were nevsrthe e;s sus-
pee ed OF furnishing the hcssiles with
provisions and ammunition, and the
government thought bsst to remove
them from their les rvation. 7, ey
will proceed flom this tity direct to
Font Marion, near JaCl sonville, Fla,
and will be given reservation some
where in that Stae. Crowds of people
gathe cd at the railway station to see
the real live Indians end were re-
warded by seeing them breakfast at a
modern restaurant, which they we're
evidently not accustomed to doing
Among the chiefs in tn, party were
Becothlay, Loco, Cheo), Jose, Iii,
Chato and Beshtnac.
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FOreiKn Flashes


SrRAsBURG, September 17.-EmperoI
William will leave here on Sunday fol
Baden.
PARIS, Sep'mbsr 17.-Bsron Ed.
mond Carayt nLatour is dead, in hif
10Th year.
PARIS. September 1.-THE Due de
Caz IS, whose serious illness was re-
ported yesterday, is dead.
BERLIN, September l7-Dr. X. Won
Schlot ger, the Prussian envoy to the
Vatican, has had his return to Rome
postponed in order to await fresh in
stfuctions.
MADRID, September 17.-Three off.
GERS belonging to the Spanish army at
Baritone have been arrested and i'm
prisoned for leading band of soldiers
to join the Carlists.
LONDON, September 1.-THE Stand
ard gays that the government has de.
cided TO send Col. Msjendie, Inspector
of Explosives, to observe the condi-
tions Of the petroleum trade in
America.
SOFIA, September II. The Sobranje
has voted a q ant of 100000 to pur-
chase all of Prince Alexander's prop
erty in Bulgaria. retaining from the
whole sum $lS5,000 with which to
liquidate the Princes Indebtedness to
the National Bank.
PARIS, September 17.-At the
French army maneuvers q Russian
general cor grstu ated the commander
of the Twelfth Army Corps upon the
splendid appearance of the men, say
ing, with such troops you have moth
ing to fear from anyone"
NOTTINGHAM, September 1.-THE
lace manufacturers of Nottingham
have combined in proposition to re-
duce the wages OF the lace makers so
per cent. The employees, it is believed,
will resist the deduction, and lock-
out is considered imminent.
PARIS, September 17.-Senor Fer
nandez, Mexican Minister to France,
celebrated the seventy sixth ami
versary Of the proclamation of Mex.
ico's independence yesterday by a
splendid reception, which was at
tended by United.Ststes Minister Mac
Lane and a majority of the diplomats
in Paris.
ST.. PETERSBURG, September 1.-THE
Official Messenger says that the mission
OF Gen. Baron Kaulbars to Sofa ia to
acquaint himself with the condition
of affairs in Bulgaria and by his coun-
eel enable the Bulgsriaus to extrica'e
themselves by peaceable and orderly
means from the critical position in
which Bulgaria has been placed by re-
cent events.
Sofia, September LIT transpires
that when the President of the Assem-
bly, banded the Russian agent at Sofa
the-sobranie's telegram to the Gar
praying for his friendship and protec.
ton the agent said he hoped, now
that the main obstacle to good rela-
tions between Russia and Bulgaria
was removed, the Gar would at cept
the petition and answer it favorably.
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having landed twelve men during the
night. Tee master OF the vessel re-
p nted the next day, but not before
The customs officers were on board and
had everything seized. 1t is under
stood that 5000 was deposited as a fine,
but az yet the Customs Department
has taken no action in the matter.
Owing to the severe quarantine reg
ulstions on this side the owners Of the
Beaver Line Steamship Lake Winni-
peg recently refused to ship a consign-
ment OF cattle from Liverpool.
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CHANCERY SALE
REAL ESTATE.

No. 1888, X. D.-chancery Court Of Shelby
county.-State Of tennessee Va. Sarah
Morrison OF al.
10y virtue Of an interlr cutory decree for
ID sale entered in the above cause on tho
8th day OF December, 1885. NJ. u. so, pago
S2l, will sell at public auction, to the high
est bidder in front of tho Clerk and Mas
ter's office, courthouse oil Shelby county,
Memphis, Ten nessee, on
Saturday, Sept' mber %, 1850,
within legal hours, the following describe D
property, situated in Shelby county, Tel
nessee, to.wit:
N. x lot5l, fronting 2i}5 fee. on the east
side OF Chickasaw street by depth of 1855
tset, said lot being AZ feet south of Win
chester street. Sod rs property Of the IN
known eirs Of j. A. Gmkett.
Part Of country lot 52S, fronting 81 feet on
the north side of Auction street, by a depth
Of l4S% feet; Sold as property Of Sarah Nor
risOn and others.
Lot 40, fronting 37lS feet on the east side
OF Main street, By l4S1a feet deep, 14'4 feat
north Of Auction street.
Terms OF Sale-On n credit Of six months,
note bearing interest, with security, re-
quired lien retained: reclamation barred.
This 9th day Of August, 1886.
;. |. MCDOWELL, Clerk and Master.
nv y. +. Coleman, Deputy Z. and NJ.
+. H. n @. W. Heiskoll. solicitors.
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We Caution All Against 1hem.

The unprecede nted success and merit
Of Ely's Cream Balm-a real cure for
6atarrb, hay fever and cold in the
head-has induced many adventures
to place catsrrh medicines bearing
some resemblance in appear ance, style
or name upon the market, in order to
trade upon the reputation of Ely's
Cream Balm. Don't be deceived. Buy
only Ely's Cream Balm. Manv in
your immediate locality will testify in
highest commentator of it. A par
t c'e is applied into each no:tril; no
pain; agreeable to use. Prics SOC.
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Candidates for Ihe Retired List.

WASHINGTON, September l7-Col.
Charles S. Stewart, Corps of E1-
eineers, was yesterday afterpoo by
direction of the President and at his
own request, placed upon the retired
list. He was the senior officer the
Engineer Corps when Gen. Newton
was retired, but his i'll health took him
out of the list of eligibles for the po-
sition of Chief Engineer. Col. Charles
E. Blunt, who is now the ranking
officer Of the corps, in anticipation OF
his retirement for age, next January,
has ssked for and been granted lesve
of absence until that time. This
leaves Col. James @. Duane as the
ranking officer of the Corps and
prominent candidate for the vacant
position of Chief of Engineers.
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SHERIFF'S SALE.

DURSUANT to an execution issued Au-
l. gust 6, 1886, from the Supreme Court Of
Tennessee, on judgment rendered by said
Court, june ~, 1886, in favor of j. l., fpper-
con against W. b. Galbr ath and j. M.
Fowlkes, comprising the firm of W. b. Gal
breath & Co., for one thousand and eighty
nine dollars and oishty-Gvo Cents (slOS9 eos,
| will on
Saturday, October 2, 1856,
In front of the Courthouse door, In Shelby
county, Tom. sell TO the'hiGhest bidder for
cash the following do'cribed tract Of land in
tho Taxing District Of shelby county, in
Shelby county, Tenn, tO-wit; Beginning at
point on tho south line OF Union street,,
3l13 feet east Of four (4l foot alley; than 20
east on and with south line of Union street
3ilA feet to n stake; thence southwardly, at
right angles with Union street, lsS feet TO an
alley; thence with said alley westwaTdly
3iT feet to a stake; thence on, line per,
pendicular to Union street northwardly lSS
feet to the point Of beginning, being eamo
lot conveyed bv W. Is. ualbTeath to A. Vac
caro- by deed registered in Shelby county,
Tenn, In book 1850, page 1917, and same being
the eaet half Of lot conveyed by 7. Lane to
NJ. l. Meacham and W. B.. galhteath, by
deed in book 81, page 1874, Of the Registers
office OF said county. Levied on as the prop
erty of W. b. Galhrcath TO satisfy said OK
ecution. W. d. CANNON, Sheriff.
BY JOHN j. MASON, Deputy Sheriff.
pOstOn A pOstOn, Attorneys.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
A MOST LIBERAL OFFER,

TIE VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall,
Mich, offer to send their Celebrated
VoLTAIo Butts and Electric Appli-
ances on thirty days trial to any man
afflicted with Nervous Debility, Loss OF
Vitality, Manhood, etc. illustrated
pamphlet in sealed envelope with full
particulars, mailed free. Write them
at once.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
Train Wreckers, Dns,nrdIy work

SOUTH LYON, MICH, September 10
Early this morning a loaded freight
train was thrown from the track about
half mile from here by rail having
been removed from the track, and Ed
Newman was killed, his body being
terribly mangled, The fireman and
Brakeman Campbell were fatally and
Engineer Thomas Davis seriously in
jured. The engine and fifteen cars
were completely wrecked. Trains are
again passing, the wreck having been
removed. No clew to the train
w1eckels. People are greatly excited,
aud lynching will undoubtedly follow
the capture of the wfeckers.
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Statement and DeniaIs.

LONDON, September 17.-Mr. Mat
thews, Home Secretary, denied
in the House of Commons this
afternoon that Mr.. 10 eph Chamber
lain would be guarded by police in
spector during mis- contemplated tour
on the continent.
Lord Randolph Churchill stated that
if the considtrations of the estimates
were concluded tomorrow the govern
ment proposed as the course Of parlia-
menta-y business on Monday, first, q
report on supply, then the appropria-
ton bill, before taking up the second
reading Of Mr.. PsrnelPs land bill.
Sir ]. N. Ferguson, Under Foreign
Secretary, denied that England was
forming coaling station at Thaso.
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"The Hated Name of CastIereash.

LONDON, September II The Mar
quis of Londonderry will leave Lop-
don tonight for Leland. He will take
the Irish mail train at the Euston
Square station and reach Dublin early
tomorrow morning. The Freeman s
Journal urges the citizens of Dublin to
refrain from all manifestations of well
come to the Marquis of Londonderry
when he arfivs in Dub in tomorrow
to assume the office of Lord Lieu.en-
ant. HE bears Css.lereagh's hated
name," says the Journal. And it adds {;
"Let the troops parade; that repre-
SCENTS eviction and coercion. A cheer
from single citizen would he a great
humiliaiiOn ~
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
They Arc Nof Sorry.

There is one thing nobody ever re
grets-thst is, the day they first ad opt
ed Parker's Tonic as their regular fam
lily medicine. Its range is 80 wide
and its good effects 30 sure, that 9th
ing else, except good nursing, ART
needed in great majority Of cases
Buy it, try it, and afterward it will no
require any praise rom us.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18

The prompt reform of those bodily evils
enfeebled digestion, incomplete assimiIa
ton, inactivity of the liver, kidneys and
bladder, as we'll as of the nervous symptoms
which these ailments are especially prone to
beget, is always accomplished by the use of
Hostetter's Stomach Bltters, medicine ac-
credited by physicians, pronounced pure by
analysis, and eminently wholesome and
agreeable. Surely such restorative is pre-
terable to unpalatable and indleestible min
eial drugs and unsanclioned nostIums. The
by the unprecedented demand Tor the article
from Maine to the Pacific, demand now
supplemented by immense orders for it re-
oeived from tropical America, Mexico, the
British and Spanish Colonial possessions,
and elsewhere. Both at home and abroad
it is recognized as standard remedy and
preventive. the decisiveuess of its effects
recommending it everywhere.
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He Was Firm.

SchaefeS says that in coming TO
town one evening from the west on
the Little Rock road he counted $780,
OCO martins sitting on the telephone
wires. Special inducements were Of
Tered him to throw off twenty-five or
thirty martins, but SchaefFer was firm.
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Ayers Hair Vigor,
Sold by Druggists and rcriumers.

PERFECT SAFETY, prompt action, and
wonderful curative properties, easily
place Ayers Pills at the head Of the list
OF popular remedies for Sick and Nerv-
GUS Headaches, Constipation, and all all
ments originating in disordered Liver.
have been n great sufferer from
Headache, and Ayers Cathartic Pills
are the only medicine that has ever
given me relief. One dose of these Pills
will quickly move my bowels, aud free
my head from pain. = William l.. Page,
Richmond Va.
Ayers Pills,
Sold by all Dealers in Medicine.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
Correspondence Between O'ReiIIy
and PArneIl

DETROIT, MIcH., September 10
The following letter and cablegrsm,
received in this city, have been given
to the press:
DUBLIN, IRELAND, September l6, 1886.
To DR.. 0'Reilly, Detroit, Mich:
Letter of August 9th received.
Best thanks for craft of $4,000.
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Crab Orchard Springs,

7 INCoLN COUNTY, KY. The excellen
11Ofthe cuisine, and accommodations char
a,teristic Of this hotel during the past three
years, shall be fully main tanned this season.
ENSSuISl9n tickets 10 tne springs oy tno ":
going and returning, to proceed on FIRST train
succeeding arrival in Louisville.
W T. GRANT, Pres't. j. c. KING, Stunt.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18

Do You ask me for my secret,
Why my teeth are peslly white?
why my breath is ever fragrant?
And my gums are rosy bright?'
My secrets oft been told before
Use S0Z0DONT. And nothing more
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
LONDON, August, 1886

Ny DEAR DR. O'REILLY-I write TO
thank you for your cablegrsm OF the
9th instant announcing the transmits
sion to the trustees of the Parlis-
mentary fund here of 100000. FIR
this magnificent remittance, and also
for your expression of encouragement,
please accept the united and best
thanks of my colleagues and myself.
/ am, yours very truly,
CHAS. s. PARNELL.
To the Very Rev. DR.. 0'Reilly, Detroit,
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N Office.

OFFICE MRMPH1s GAS LlGHT COMPANY, L
MKMPHIs, TENN.
pY order of the Board OF Directors Of tho
ID Memphis Gas Light Com parry, made
July 8, 1885,, n meeting OF the stoc holders a.
said company was called to no held on Mon-
day, October 4, 1886, at the office Of the cons
pRny, in Memphis, at II M, TO consider end
Directors with Taxing District al Shelby
county, a copy OF which contract has been
sent by mail TO each stockholder In further
pursuance OF said order Of tho Board, notice
Of said meeting is hereby given to tho stock
estlY requested to BIO present, or send proxi los
with their instructions as to the voting OF
their stock upon this proposition to accept
or reject said contract.
JOSEPH CRAIG,
Secretary Of Memphis GasLisht Co,
September |, 1885.
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Among the Northern Lake.,

Of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Iowa, are hun:
drods OF delightful places whore one can pass
the summer months in quiet rest and enjoy
heated term completely rejuvenated. Each
recurring season brings to 0cOnomowoo,
Waukesha, Beaver Dam, Frontenac, 0ko-
boil, Minnetonka, White Bear, and innu-
mantle names, thousands of our best people
whose winter homes are on either side Of Ma
son and Dixon's line. Elegance and COM
fort, at q moderate cost, can DO readily OBJ
tanned. A list of summer homes, with all
necessary informa ion pertaining thereto, 10
being distributed by tho CHICAGO, NlLwAU-
kEE AND ct. PAUL RAILWAY, and will be SOM
free upon applicati.n by letter to A. V.
Carpee ter. General Passet ger Agent, Mi
wankea Wia
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-09-18
"LOndt n Trouser Stretcher
Trustees Sale

ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1886, at No
~ 40 Market street, Memphis. lem, !
will sell 70 the highest bidder for each, all
the Household ana Kitchen furniture, in
Guiding one Parlor Set, three Room Sets and
Kitchen Furniture, in said residence. sell
under trust deed made by John Gent 10 me,
recorded in book 81, page 533, in Register
office, and by direction OF beneficiary there
unto. b. 3. MCFARLAND, Trustee.
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The Fishing Schooner Pearl Nelson.

OTTAWA, ONT, SEPTEMBER LID
quiry at the Customs Department
shows that the fishing schooner Pearl
Nelson was seized at Princeton fer
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HUDDLEsTON BROS.
Iiyerymen, Centreville, Tenn.
y. A. DEAN, Prop'r Centreville Hotel.
GRANn HOTEL AIuM aPRINGa

kockbridge Co., Va. High up In the
Virginia mountains, Picturesque surround
ings, extensive and beautifully shaded lawn.
Gas, electric bells, and all modern improve
ments. Two daily mails, post, telegraph and
very best. Luxuriously furnished rooms;
SUI CRIB band Of music. Send for illustrated
pamphlet. Charges moderate. Open for Wis
itoIs, juno 18th. Waters: Al4m, CAalvbeals
and Ereostons. r. T. WILHIN son. Man'Rr.
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DIR. ID. s. JOHNS0N'S
PRIVATE
MEDICAL DISPENSARY,
No. II Jefferson Street

(Botwcon Main and Front.) MEMPHIS.
Established In 1901
I \R.J0HNS0N is acknowledged by all par
L. ties interested as by far the most suo-
cosstul physician In the treatmentof private
or secret diseases. Quick, permanent curen
guaranteed in every case, male or teu ale.
Recent cases Of donorrhea and Syphilis
cured in n fiw days, without, tho use of NOR
curry, change of diet or hindrpnce from
business. Secondary Syy hills, tho last vos-
tigo eradicated withohthe use Of mercury.
Involunsary loss ofNomen stopped In short n
timo. Sufferers from mpOtency O. loss Of
sexual pewors restor 0 TO Tree vipor in few
weeks. Victims Of self abuse and excessive
venery, suffering from spermatorrhoa and
loss Of physical and mental mower, speedily
and permanently cured. Part cular attain
ton paid to tho Diseases at Women, and
curos guaranteed. Plies and old sores cur ed
without the use Of caustic or the knife, All
consultations strictly con iidentiRl. Medi-
cines sent by express to all parts of tho
country.
ps-W orkingmen curcd at half the usual
rates. { flee hours from O'Clock am. TOD
o'clock pm. d. S. JOHNSON, MD.
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Board, $40 Per Month; 81 Per Day.
Special Mates 10 Families

We invite all who wish to spend the most
pleasant seaion of their lives TO come to
Beaverdam, especially seekers OF pleasure
and health. Good water and pure air IN
abun lance
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For Toilet Use.

Ayers Hair Vigor keeps the hair soft
and plant, imparts TO It the lustre and
freshness of youth, causes il to grow
luxuriantly, eradicates Dandruif, cures
all scalp diseases, and is the most clearly
of all hair preparations.
AVcpJC Hair Vigor has given me
HIEn - perfect satisfaction. was
nearly bald for six years, during which
time used many hair preparations, but
without success. Indeed, what little
hair | had, was growing thinner, until
I tried AYERS Hair ViCor. / used two
bottles of the Vigor, aud my head is now
well covered with new growth of hair.
-Judson b. Chapel, Peabody, Mass.
LAID that has become weak, gray,
nftln and faded, may have new life
and color restored 10 it 10y the use of
Ayers Hair Nigor. ;" My hair was thin,
faded, and dry, and fell out in large
quantities. Ayers Hair Nigor stopped
the falling, and restored my hair to its
original color. AS dressing for the
hair, this preparation has no equal.
Mary n. Hammond, saltwater, MINI.
NNnp youth, and beauty. in the
VlUOuj appearance of the hair, may
be preserved for an indefinite period by
the use of Ayers Hair Nigor. 'sA dis
ease of the scalp caused my hair to be.
come harsh and dry, aud to fall QUE
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any good until 1 commenced Using
Ayers Hair Vigor. Three bottles II
this preparation restored my hair to a
healthy condition, and it is now soft
and plant My scalp is cured, and it
is also free from dandruif, go Mrs. L. Il.
Foss, Milwaukee, Wis.
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WATERING PLACES.
BEAVERDIM SPRINGS

WILL be opened June LIST. This noted
w watering-place is situated six miles
Tuscaloosa railroad, in Hickman county
Tenn. Hack will meet all trains at RtnA
and will convey guests to springs at very
low rate.
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"Look at New York |" exclai

Look at New York /" exclaims .
Kansas City boomer. "perched on .
measly little island. away OF there on
the sea coast. What chance 10 there for
New York to become the fature great!
On the other hand, look At Kansas City.
basking in the center Of Gods boundless
prairie, with nobody within huudreds Of
miles to monkey with her interests, and
no speck in her horizon except dirty
little st. Louisi Could nature have done
more for our mstropolis!- No. never !
'Rah! for Kansas C,ty.-(Ex.
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It appears from recent book on sea
legends that there are many ways to
raise the wind. You may suspend . he.
goat skin at the mast head, you may dog
q boy at the mast, you may burn broom
and let the handle turn toward the de-
sired quarter. you may blow out to sea
the dust from the chapel floor, you may
stick knife in the mizzenmast or scratch
the foremas. with a nail, and 90 on.
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Josh slllins,. pi.m Pits.

Whenever minister has preached .
sermon that pleazss the whole congrsga.
shun, he probably has preached one that
the Lord wont endorss. !. : so
Lazynsss IL good deal like nonsy-
the more mau hax ov il thu more he
seems tsw vAnt, 8ses4N8Ma
"The luxury Of grief"-this. I take it.
mean. tsw have yure old uukle die and
leave yu g, 900. and ~ cri.
Buty that dou's make . woman vain
makes her very butiful.
Advice il like kAstor lie. easy suuf to
Civ, but dredful uneasy tew take.
r. / thiBk man should hav . lestle vine
gar ia biz disposition-just snu6 10 keep
the flies of. IS
Buty IL like buk wheat cakes. amt
good kold, nor warmed up mex day.
A puppy plas with every pup he. u'eets.
but old doggs hav but fu associates.
Living on hope is lik living on wind.
q good way tew git phull. but poor way
tew git phat.
If you want tew git at the circumfer'
ence Of mao. examine him among folks;
but is you want tew git at his aktual di.
ameter, meazure him at hiz firesi ie.
dou't care how much people talk, il
tina will only say it in pheu words.
II we give up our mirds to little things
we never shall be fs for big ones.
knew a man oncd who could ketch more
flies with one swoop of his hand than
enny body else could, aud he want good
at ennything else.
Mutch buty IL like . strawberry, soon
out ov season, but exquisit while it dug
last, and like the strawberry aint perfekt
without good deal ov sugar.