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Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

IT the night air Is unwholesome, why do
owls live SO longi-NdtiOndl Weekly.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consump'
ton. Cures where other remedies fail. 2jc.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

DR. SAGg's Catarrh Remedy cures when
every other so-called remedy falls.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

PIKE sTooTHAcHE DROps curcin minute, &c
Glenn's sulphur Soap heals and bcautlhes. 20.
GERMAN Conn REMOVER kills Corns Bunions
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

TnE boy who bit into green apple re.
marked with wry face: "'Twas ever thus
I'm childhood-sour.n
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

IT Is estimated that ono I'm three OF tho
females OF this country suffer from COM
plants peculiar tn thoir sex which may 10
believed by DR.. Dromsoole's English 10
malo Bitiors.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

BURNING out tho oil makes lamI
lightcr.-H u. Piedy,iae.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

MAIDS in waiting-those boy ond twenty.
iye.-lSs Paul Herald.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08
TUE strawberry shoricake 10 not long for
this WORLDLY y Journal.

Ir afflicted with sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson'sE Eye Water Druggists sell 1t. &c.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

Is man open TO the charge OF ASSAULT
and battery for cudgo!ling his brains'
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

HoMr.nurE-wipo your fsot before you
come in.-Nep Havea AeuJ.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

1T is curious that when dog chases his
tail. his tail, which is certainly behind,
should always keep little ahead.
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

"A cuAsM that often separates friends'
Earcasm
Signal-Copiahan. (Hazlehurst, Copiah County, Miss.) 1885-1888, 1886-07-08

When house is notrentsd in Mex
co il is not taxed.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09

City man looking for country house
1T seems to me that your rent is rath-
er high. considering that you are so far
away from the principal hotels and the
main road" Country landlord But
you won't hear the brass band--that Is
worth something--and YOU won't be
disturbed by picnic process'ons-that is
worth MOI Puck.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
UNCLE DANIELS HANokERcHlEf
How Old Daniel Drew Played a Financial
Game on the Roys,

ihe biunder Of a Messenger boy m TN,
SOCK exchange day or two ago, by whirh
an order intended for one broker was river
10 another AMI the operations of prominent
specuator exposed, recalls story that Wal
street nen love to tell Of dead-ani sofie Uu,ls
Daniel Drew, Mr. Drew WIS squeezed On.
famous day by operators IN Northwest stark
and he laid down blS pile Of nlonav in L,Ss,>,
Not unnaturally Mr., Drew felt sriev1,i. whiEs
other people were correSponilngiv high.
spirited and happy. Il was a great thing tc
catch the WHY deacon Mapping, AMI hunired
jokes went the rounds in celshratIan Of his
ufsetting.
Some Of these bit, Of humor fell upon Unrl,
Daniels own ears, but he didn't ,.,em IN nav
much heed to comments that ma,i,, all ,bs
rest OF Wall street laugh hilariouslv. Some
young mon old enough 70 know better even
went 50 far a To anrost him personally and
laugh IN hi' fac. Behind the smile that
lighted bis face il is barely possible that th,
recording angel heard gritting OF teeth, bu,
the festive brokers did NOT hear any slcb
thlng. AMI they went on their way rejoicing
Tor many lay> One evening n bic conrrr.
Cation of them were in an uptown club.
when all une xperted in marched Uncle Dan.
iel Drew. lie called only for a moment; h
was huntington man whom hc did not find.
II was not an excessively warm night. hu,
Uncle Daniel SEEMED To H. much oyerheated.
anu two or three times he drew out hi, biz
white handkerchief and bathc,l his face in il
ana finally cut Of hi, pocket with the hand.
kerchlrf came slip of white paper Ia floa,
ami cirrle round 'il it settled az his feet q,
The floor
Mr.. Drew didn't notice that he h,a lbs,
any ything, the speculative gentlemen belor, /
him did, and the foot of one entcrrrisino
broker was big enough to cover the Sip Of
paper over rs II lay there on the floor. Mr.
Drew went out, The eager crow,l gathered
up the white scrap. AMI this in the Wall
street kings own unnitakablc handwritins
was what they they saw: Buy mo all tb,
Oshkosh stock you ran at any price YOU can
get II below par" Oshkosh was alrpedv
pretty high. Everybody was agreeing tha,
It was too high, and that a tumble was ineyit
able, but the handwriting Of the millionaire
operator plainly exposed on that ship Of pars,
was sufficient TO convince the eager crowd ir
tn" clubroom that night that some new
scheme must he afoot to send it further sky
ward Right through the milestone they saw
1t all, ami then and there they made up
pool to buy 10000 or $4,000 shares tho nesl
day. They did. anil tho man who sold it tt
them was Daniel Drew. lie blandly told
them oil about 1t as they saw their money al
going to pot, Oshkosh declining dozen point,
a day. Mr. Drew's handerkercLief exercise
had been carefully planned Halston" il
New York Times
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
DIVER.
SPECIAL MASTERS SALE.

uder and hy virtue ~ decree If forerio>.
urr na'i'' hy the Hon. Thomas King on TIE i,,l
dtt ui MAY. \ u, i Il IN certain cause IN
thai'trt tu' utnam County. Florida. wherc-
IN IN hat"> u ~ ls complainant. anu Samut / j.
Wiliiar> ami luhn Il. Mrt,ill are defendants
anu hS Mhi,h decree am sppoiut Il Sfeci-l
Master iu eian"cry to execute s,ld decree
WI ttr lor sale at puhli' auctinn to the
hiIm'>t bidder tor cash, hetw cn the usual
h''uts ~ sait On Monda, the .th day of June,
y, ID. l>'t, the zane being the sale day Tor
sall m"tth, IN ttuut of the front door oi the
a. m hoi.>'' m Phiuka. Florida the following
drs'rihea re-, estate IN Putnam county, Flor
MA, t"-wit. u IL - portion OF the west huff
oi TIT nor hcdNt quarter ut section futlrte, u,
township ten, su'lth ut range tw, MY six east
atGtrtl' 4 the United states surveys ANA
more iatticu,ar.y c.vrlhedas follows. Gom
mehtihG az take which marks the sou,h.
east corner ut th'' above described land and
fli hths th'iv" west fourteen aud 81 10,
cttinS, thence nurth s'N and V.-itU chqins,
thence east fourteen ami s- % chains. thence
thdscuth ,-l,dChuins to piece Of beginning
c"htaiit t,a AIRES more ~ less, Purchaser,
To pay for deeds. .ttUCuR,N
my GIN II Crlal Master in hanrpry
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09

Somebody in South Carolina has spok-
en- Of the Citadel of Charleston MS mill.
tary dude factory" The Cadets turned
ont by that institution are the most
manly set Of ''dudes" that we ever saw.
In fact, they are men all over and sold.
iers every inch Of them. The man who
calls them dudes don't know a man
when he sees him. Savannah Timea.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
Notice 10 Dabtors and Creditors.

All persons heirs. ere ii,ors and Others
having claims OF amy nature whatsoever
ar inst the estate OF William H. We'll, de.
e2ascd, late Of Putnam county, Florida. must
present the SANE. duiy auihenticutcd, within
the time prescribed T., law, or they viii be
barred Ei,d all persons indebted io said estate
AZ" requested To max. immediate p,ynirht.
A. j. BEACH,
Administrator Of the Estate of
william n. Wells, deccns,d.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
Executors Notice,

The undersigned hrving been appointed
and qualified ~ executor OF the cslutc oi
VIM u. BroOkCr. late oi Putnam county de-
ceased. all pcrs ms In debt To SAID estate atc
hntihtd To make pa! m'nt to the undersigned
ani all persons having claims against suiI e..
ta,C lfr required to present the sam" tor pn,
III, ~ wlthin ihe time prescribed hy nw
iahtka, flu., iauunr, :. is~t
". II. WInG.
fVCcutot ui the o>tat. at Wm. n. Bruokr,
LlL- ...l-ul
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09

Sim" northern miliioiairrs have begun Il
buy Islands on tlc Georgia colst the loca
papers there contain such items a. this
"SaGlo island is held mt 10000
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
4 New Kind Of PARALYSIS.

Theodore Thomas has used his right arm Sc
much in conducting hs orchestra that ho d
md to b. threatened With now kind u
posalysi'. Exchange.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09
Three Hundred and Ter Millions.

Vhc number Of passengers on surface and
elevated rouis in New York City i, estimate
at 3l0,0O,oo a year, two thirds Of whom
ride on tho surface cars.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-05-09

Go to DR.. w. w. Estes over Moragne
& Kersting's drug store for fine Dental
work. fI4-tf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
To the Women.

Young or old, If you suffering from general de-
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one or both sides general lassitude, bearing down
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M Young, middle-aged and old, single
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etc. Each package Of Turner's Treatment con-
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treatment, with full and complete instructions how
to exercise, diet, bsthe, etc. One box cures Ca
tarrh.
PRICE Turner's Treatment, per package, 81;
three packages ~, sent prepaid on receipt of
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the Treatment having been used in private prac-
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
To All Ladies

Interested in wearing well-ftted waists and
sleeves, draughted from the actual measurement
system, called ''The Dressmakers' square" which
combines Taylor's system, the tailors' and all
others, invented and owned solely by f. Il. Dur
gin, Boston, Mass; also to drcssmakers wishing
TO learn the system and new method for draught-
ing Violating sleeve adapted to any waist sys.
tenn: will teach draugnt cut and At to suit one and
all. The leading houses in Canada and the States
using this SYSTEM also, all first class dress,
makers east of Missouri River.
All letters of inquiry, with two cent stamp Ell.
closed, addressed to: "Agent of Dressmakers
Square, HALEY, Idaho" promptly, answered.
Visitors in. or residents of HALEY may call al
Room 9, Alturas Hotel. jy9t6*
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
For Sale.

For Sale.
Only $l2 for lot 30x140, in Croy's addition to
HALEY, two blocks from Main street. also 30 acres
of good land well improved, adjoining the town Of
HALEY. For futher particulars inquire of
c. p. CROY, HALEY, Idaho.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
Sterling Silver-plated Ware.

The STANDARD" Silverware Co., of Boston, hav-
ing appointed me their agent in this county, am
prepared TO supply house-keepers, restaurants,
hotels and others with the very finest goods that
can be made. In order to introduce these beauti-
full goods, will SEND to any address casket con-
tanning the following:
One table knife, warranted finest shear steel,
triple plated with pure silver.
One table fork, triple plsted abeve with beau
tifully embossed fuchsias on both sides.
One triple plated tablespoon, also engraved and
embossed.
One triple plated teaspoon, same quality as ts-
blespoon.
A catalogue containing choice engravings of our
fat and hollowware with prices. All of the
above will be sent TO any address, postpaid, on
receipt of dollar and thirty three cents Isl 33)
JAMES GALLAGHER, Standard Silverware
Agent, P. o. Box l02, HALEY, Idaho. jy7tf*
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
STATE OF sANFRIsCo RAMMUs. deceased

Notice is hereby given by the undersigned. ad.
ministrator Of the abOvs-named estate, to the
creditors of and all persons having claims against
said deceased to exhibit the same, with the neces-
ssry vouchers, within four months from the first
publication of this notice, TO the undersigned at
his pl.ce of business in the town of HALEY Al
turss County, Idaho Territory.
HALEY, I. T.. May y. 1876.
LEWIS W. WALKER,
AdmiDiRtrstg
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
Reward!

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Added to the above symptoms were loss of mem
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vice of a friend, l bought Dr. TURNER'S TREAT
MENT. Two packages completely cured me.
think the treatment is wonderful in its effects and
recommend it in all cases OF general or nervous
debility, and diseased condition OF the stomach,
kidneys, liver and blood"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20

OMAHA MAGNETIC MANUFACTURING co.
We manufacture all kinds of appliances for gen.
eral debility, rheumatism, pneumonia, ca
tarrh, asthma, piles, constipation. pains in
head, hips, back, kidney, cramps in feet. etc,
etc. DIR. J. C. Woodford Pres 1916 Douglas
street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
A Warning |!

Notice is hereby given to all parties that fish
ing in Indian Creek, picketing hoases, other
tresspass committed upon my ranch within the
lines of my fence, will be prosecuted to the full
extent of the law. s. NJ, TUCKER.
HALEY, July T. 1886.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-20
Dividend Notice.
The Baxter Hotel, Ketchum

PAUL p. BAXTER, proprietor. is the oldest
and best kept hotel on Wood River. The dining
room s the largest in the Territory, and the tables
are supplied with every thing the market affords.
The rooms sre large, airy and well furnished.
Charges very moderate. This is a HOTEL, and
when in Ketchum don't forget the fact. the loca.
tion Main street. below First National Bank. s2tf
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31

was deliberately arranged and he wore il very
long. AS ne grew older however, he got over
these youthful follies, and the last time he was
here he was almost entirely changed from the
dickens OF a quarter of century before, who
had been treated in this country like pruce
ana went home and abused us like fish
woman.
'Thackeray was a very different man from
DICKENS. There was nothing of the fop or the
sDob about him. He was a gentleman and
would never have been guilty of accepting cur
hospitality and then laughing at us. He had a
hard time of it in his youth, unlike Dickens
who sprung into immediate and immense pop
ularity-from a newspaper reporter becoming.
almost at single bound, the most successful
writer of his age. Thackeray was nearly forty
before ne scored his first great success in the
novel of Vanity Fair. He was never so pop
ular as Dickens, but his writings will outlive
those of his rivals. There is really more in
them; they are more real picture of the age be
intended to represent
'Thackeray was fond of good dinner. and
enjoyed the terrapius and canvas back ducks
which the Chesapeake supplies so beautifully
to our market. He was more at home at quiet
social gathering than at big public dinner.
He used to enjoy the Saturday nights at the
Century Club, New York, where he once met
DR.. Kane soon after the latter had returned
from one of his voyages to the North Pole. The
Doctor told Thackeray how he had seen sailor
reading 'Pendennis' by the light of train oil
lamp beneath polar glacier.
when Thomas IL Benton was writing his
Thirty Years in the Senate he wanted to make
arrangements with me for its publication, and
had the most exaggerated idea of its sale. The
lowest figure mentioned by him quarter Of
a million copies. l told him If such were his
views must decline to undertake the work. as
was certain that he would be greatly disap-
pointed. Whereupon he took it to a New York
publisher and %, 900 copies were sold. Authors
have such extravagant ideas of the probable
sale of their books. Here is case in point:
Southern gentleman delivered a speech in a
State Legislatures the local papers praised it as
q great oration-said it should be preserved for
future generations. The orator sent his speech
to me to have it published; said it would spread,
over the country like wildfire; 100 900 copies, at
least. would be required to supply the immediate
demand; that he himself would dispose of 10000
copies. / knew something about an authors
enthusiasm, and printed only 1000 copies of his
speech, sent the author 100, and through our
numerous correspondents in the South disposed
of $50 copies, and that was the last of it.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
WASHINGTON TOILETTEs.

What Some of the Prominent Women Have
Worn at the January Receptions.
Washington Correspondence.
General Sheridan's wife, who is one of the
prettiest women in Washington, when receiving
in the afternoon wears a loose jacket such as
used to be called zouave jacket, made of close
network of steel beads. The dress worn with
this is gray, pearlcolored satin, trimmed with
steel passementerie and combined with pink
satin. The front of pink satin is embroidered in
steel beads.
The daughter of the late Colonel Beach. u. s..
A. and niece of Mr. Nicholas Beach, of Newport.
r. l., Miss Agnes Beach. who is debutante this
winter. wears for visiting suit of white camel's
hair, trimmed with bands of lambs wool Her
coquettish little bonnet, the Judic shape peaked
back and front. is of white lambs wool, with
with birds wings as trimming and scarlet satin
ribbon strings. Another young LADY wears a
white cloth suit when visiting, trimmed with
black fur, and white felt hat to match it.
Bonnets worn by fashionable ladies when visit
ing in Washington are exceedingly small. Nine
Reuterskiold, the Swedish Minister'S wife wears
dark velvet street suit when visiting and a
dainty little bonnet of lemon-colored crepe
Nine. Itajuba. wife of the Brazilian Minister.
with short suit of black velvet, silk and fine
black lace, wears when calling small bonnet of
scarlet Canton crepe.
Miss Love, OF Buffalo, who has been visiting
Miss Cleveland for fortnight, has attended
many of the evening parties given in Washing
ton since her arrival She dresses yerv richly,
and usually wears a low corsage and short
sleeves in the evening and broad black velvet,
studded with solitaire diamonds, around her
throat
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31


another moment q second painted hussy was at
the table. lavishing many alluring Establishments
upon the subscriber
The conversation and the conduct of these
creatures; their illusions and invitations to
other parts Ut the building. in which brutal
orgies were the nightly rule; their affected
gayety; their shameless exposure-cannot be de-
scribed in print.
1t all happened in an instant We were
scarcely seated when the tramp of the police
was heard on the sidewalk. The brutal ruffian
heard the sound, cast a keen glance upon u.s.
and suspected at once our errand. He sprung
to his feet and prepared for an encounter l
never experienced such another thrill of exulta-
ton as at that moment when the Captain
drawing his night-stick," laid the ruffian sense
head that sounded like 10 smashing of huge
cracker.
HALF an hour after " .rds we were all in the
Oak-street station-house, I copying the names
for publication of the wretched women who had
been marched through the streets in their tights
and bare shoulders, and of the still more wretch
ed men who gave fictitious names and impossible
addresses meanwhile imploring the Captain to
let them 60; the others, doomed to night in the
cells Perhaps it will be we'll not to say any
thing OF the horrible obscenity that flooded the
whitewashed corridors of the station house that
night, except to mention that in unutterable
filth and degrading language the women far ex-
ceeded the men.
The most recent places of colonization for the
dives are Chatham street and Chatham
square. Here you may encounter the Dew
Drop Inn," Ia good pun in bad
cause) the Norwood" the Star" the
Palace" the buckingham" the Swedish Sail
or's Home" the Sailors Bride etc., all of
the same pattern. North William street used to
be notorious for them. but the Infamous -Four
Lions" was routed out by the new Star building
and the Brooklyn bridge has supplanted the
others with arches very nearly as noisome.
KENwARD PHILIP.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-01-31
How to Treat Children.

-Four good rules are given by Gertrude R.
Lewis in The Interior:
l. Do not promise punishment. for certain
offense without giving it. if need be-, and 30 not
delay it; fear. we'll as hope, deferred maketh
the heart sick and the temper sour Do not re-
fer to it again, and never send child hungry to
bed for any offense. 1t is a crime against the
child's health and welfare.
2. Do not lab" if you don't want your child
to do so. saw child punished on the End day
of April for telling the white len her elders had
told the day before. Many a mother would be
Mortified at being thought untruthful who doesn't
hesitate to tell a faisehood to get something
away from a child or pacifv it when papa leaves
Do you suppose the child does not soon see
through your subterfugesY
8. Let the meum and tuum in the household
be strongly defined. and do not force generosity.
Let exact justice come first, and insist only upon
that always giving the child due appreciation
for all its little sacrifices. A very good rule of
division was that adopted by two sisters One
divided, and the other took her choice You
can rest assured there was never candy more
in one pile than the other. and much distress of
mind was saved thereby
4 If you want your little boy to cordially de-
test the little fellow next door, throw the latters
virtues at him on every occasion.