Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1886-01-09

which but for this would freeze.
If we could speak in tones of thun-
der we would use our voice to advise
all people everywhere to get at once |
a bottle Of Johnson's Anodyne Lini-
ment. AS preventive of diptheria,
pneumonia, congestion, and all dan
gerous throat and lung diseases its
value is priceless.
Half the people of the world live
exclusively on rice. 1t contains So |
per cent of nutriment, while roast
beef contains but g.
Certain parties have for years been
flooding the country with immense
packs of horse and cattle powders
which are utterly worthless. Don't
be deceived by them. Sheridan's
powders arethe only kindnow known
in this country which are strictly
pure. They are very powerful.
The amount of national paper
money now in circulation (not in
Guiding silver certificates) is about
1866, 100000.
Gam delighted with Tongaline; it
is the remedy for neuralgia" So
says Waid Howard, M. d., Boonville,
Mo-, and physicians generally have
warmest words of praise for this al
most infallible remedy for neuralgia,
rheumatism and headache. For
ladies subject to nervous, neuralgia or
sick headache Tongaline has no equal.
A young five year old hopeful was
playing on the lawn with sister when
he slipped and fell. Springing up he
began to belabor his companion with
ungentlemanly fierceness, crying out:
"If l did stand on your shadow was
that any reason why you should
draw it away from under me so as to
throw me off my feet"
Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg,
ILL.,, says: Having received so much
benefit from Electric Bitters, feel it
my duty to let suffering humanity
know it. Have had running sore
on my leg for eight years; my doctors
told me | would have to nave the bone
scraped or leg amputated. i used, in
stead, three bottles of Electric Bitters
and seven boxes Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, and my leg is now sound and
we'll"
Electric Bitters are sold at fifty cents
bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salve
at 25c. per box at j. B. Rritchey's
Drug Store 5
A lamp standing for some time in
cold room and then filled full of
coal oil, will run over through the
expansion of the oil when taken to
where it is warm. Then the lamp
may be blamed for leaking. To
obviate this, never fill the lamp quite
full.
Temperance medicine, good as can be,
Better far than rum or brandy.
If this truth e1cites your fury,
Let Samaritan Nervine be judge and jury.
Let quacks lie down and breathe their last
While doctors, Boosting of the past,
OF wonderful cures they have done,
When Samaritan Nervine kills their fun.
Papa, I read in the paper today
that Mr.. Brief is an upright lawyer"
said Johnny Crimsonbeak to his
father at supper the other evening
"now tell me what is an upright law
yer"
"Well, Johnny" replied the head
ofthe house, whose late experience
with disciple of the bar was still
fresh in his mind:
81 presume an upright lawyer is
one who lies straight up and down."
Itch, mango and scratches of every
kind cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This
never fails. Sold by J. B. Ritchey,
druggist, McMinnville, Tenn.
Secretary Manning has called for
$4,000, 900 3 per cent United States
bonds, issuedunder the act of July II,
1882, payable on the LIST of February
next.
No sufferer from any scrofulous dis
ease, who will fairly try Ayers Sar-
saparilla, need despair of a cure. 1t
will purge the blood ofall impurities,
thereby destroying the germs from
which scrofula is developed, and will
infuse new life and vigor throughout
metaphysical organization.
The old historic town of Harper's
Ferry, w. Va, is to be greatly inn
proved next spring by syndicate of
Eastern capitalists.