The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-03-25
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The ihame@sssf game sotor'ssy ~
degrees. " ~ speak
A delicate pssesl--A lovely Young
led, vnps W In hsrss,i
Ia ssald s~sm shss riAs matches ssEt
shs nsLi ssnd Tor bsrsisn nse
lila The little ihlsss that ~ll-sp~c-
ssily ,hr lauIs bso,bers aud ssiers
The populsiion Of The Sonshsrs States
doshlss every water melos sesscn.
Why IL the ngue niSs like pssccckf
B~esuss !, il soshins without lie 'sil
Il ther~ sny differences brsssep srsv-
cling dsss and wsIkins saisf
This reeuirss bead work. - the
barter ssiJ ~hep preparing for sham
poc.
- Woman /. not much Of philoso-
pher. bu. sbe proserbisny clothes OBJ
server.
The letter carrier that gets around
qasekesi Is ihs cylinder Of : printing
pres.
A mistake ~ thug 10 which you sre
Il.hl.s Bluaaers are made BY the other
fellow,
~,ill narf, nobody bntser." said the
isrmsrs son ~ Le ran svsy With the dali
~ maid.
The little fishes have m extensive
correspondence almost everybody drops
. line TO them.
4 butcher 10 known to be very prompt
10 eli bis engagements. especially those 10
which hs promises 70 meat man.
$50 Edison has gone and got married.
We'll. b ought 70 b. abba 70 invent good
reason Ior being out lats nights.
"A Subscriber asks for cure for cold
iset Try banking them up with sawdust;
Il they still remain cold set the sswdust
o. Ara
The latest style in hair dressing 10
called 'sweet disorder" II gives one the
appearance Of having been blown through
. tree top.
1T ID Just A. we'll that . msjori.y Of
people have trouble. They would gol out
and borrow it IL they did not have II in
the house.
--"why are great men melancholy"
asks the swee. Singer Of Michigan. We
feel sad because there are 80 few Of us. 50
yer, Few OF us,
LII de- -edder grows much worse and
90 Won harder III Dc time" said an Ala
osms colo'sd man. "di. niger will hsb
call TO preach"
Can women do bnsness3 asks . con-
temporary. II they didn't think they could
there wouldn't be half so n nch money in |
circulation ~ there 10.
Chris desiring 10 have small mouths
shonld very frequently repeat rapidly
Fanny Fitch fried Ave founder Ash for
Frances Fowler's father.
.,-.m M.n /. over. remarked PopibIiy. |
:l.kaes .basx.u Gut YHRyRsssiRSe S''1 -
The Irish patriots should not be dis
ooursged. Married men have struggled |
for home rule twenty centuries. and have
not jet succeeded 10 getting IL.
A child born in Long Island city has
four arms. II he ever grows he will be
able b take two young ladies sleigh
ing without any risk Of making either
jealous.
Henry Ward Beecher says, 10 his
new lecture: Conscience ordinarily acts
- ~ appendsge." An 10 that case the
msa waggles tLe sppendage. aud not the
appendage the man.
a Delaware young man rode fifteen
miles through snow drifts 10 see his girl.
A year after marriage be may refuse 10
60 down to tho grocery, two hundred
yards distant. 10 buy mackerel for sup
per.
--Snicks came home when supper was
over. and his wife said: my dear, ,ou
would never make good base ball play
sr." why, my Lover said be. BE-
cause You are not good on tho home run,"I
saa the reply.
"A mes waltz. composed by ) naval
bsndmAster. IL dedicated ITO Mrs. Secre.
ssry Whitney. the Queen Of the Sea-" She
Il called the "Queen 81 the Sea" because
abs j. aIssys on dry land. Nothing could
b moro appropriate.
do you ever sweep nader the bedf'
Inquired the bead Of the family, OF her
yoang domestic. while examining The
spsrc room. "Oh. yes, often. Its 90
mnch easier than dus,pan, You know"
replied the servant
Somehow Europe does not seem 20
in,,sins this year A. formerly. II the
dear sirls could oaiy 80 across gu big
bridge With : grip TO bold on 10 them Il
might mol b. 10 bad. but to have 10 get
ur - such a~k~afd hours to get saved d
sinpiy Lvirij
--"wby. Palette Oh boy" sid Robin
son. heartily. where have you been lately:l
out q town "Ys'as." replied Palette,
"besn Mp along the line Of the Hudson
painting little bits Of scenery trees. rocks
and thss SORT Of thing. ron know. .Ahl
chi Psiens meiicine advertisements /
suppos<l
: Fond Bostcn mother ito dang hssr)
Jennie. did you kiss Young Gsskins again
soni9hts Daughter Yea. mamma, hssl
81 lost ~ uncls 10 San Francisco, and
- - sorry fos him. Fond BoSson
soshss-- Well. jeanne. let this h the lei.
In afraid II you keep on encoarsg