The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1886-05-05

friendly before, bears you q grudge,
and proceeds TO graf fy it by lesding |
Won s sna spade. His neighbor fol-
iogs suit, and then The ticket--f leave
man on your right adds NJ W iusuli to
his previous injury by giving you al
other heart, Tor you arc bound b take
tie trick. Now you q indeed mad
You reason that tie cards caU'G be eX-
a:lly divided 81 Ound the table, SO you
iesp for your rev, NE By fl ing the Blk
# Uta,ts. Toe man on your left gives
yau u he tray, the Aext makes you
present cf the four, AID the fca.aw1g
IN your right, the very man You were
aiier, slides the five under i. Now
YOU are ready for o ftr4it-j gcket, and
VIA is worss, you don't see how Won
can svoid getting few more. Yol
venture with tue deuce OF diamonds
You got heat in your last diamond
tr OK, and now some otter friend will
have to take one. Will he2 Your
emmy on the left takes it with the
queen, his neiglto's 81 des in the four,
aud tne man YOU Tero canning Tor,
who has TO diamonds, gives him a
club.
NOW FOR THE cur No GEACE.
The rsnger on ycur leir, whom you
antsgon!zed some time ago, comes
back at you with the seven Of hearts
the lowest out. Tie next has the
eight, tie man you were sf er has
nor @, AID yGu az lOund t. tSka the
trick With your unguaIdt d ace. Il g
con p atcs TIE hand, for all the he,r's
ave al; joI ave nj and pay 1 r
them; tie kidaap er OF your lett
soow's =, o. ana pays for four, and
ycu h-v5 .be 52tis.Gc.i.n Q, :ee.,> Z tAt
beetle.trlwed architect # I'll sou.
sOir5ws eleeiully ra'cel out the pile
With the bully cut.lhrt a. acrcss the
liable.
l know no game 81 calculated to
;ipen q man for Safes prison as
Hearts. II will brta< up the friend
ship of years in FIVE MINUTES, subdue
every fine inst net, and cause every
unholy EN- Dtion to swell visibly.
saw last night man of command
log presence, of noble, thoughtful
n aturs, with q flowing while beard,
which would have made the delight Gi
the old Italian pss'sra as a model for
a portrait Of soT.e
aRAHD, GLOOMY AND plCCL1AR DoGE
CT VENICE,
81. down with complacent smi!s AID
a stack of chips with four men i'm
measurably his physical interiors, but
who knew the game. In an hour they
had climbed al over him, and s..
down on him, turned him wrong sidi
out, Combed his back hair and wal
lowed in his salary till be was as ua
dignifi ID IS a wet hep, aud got jniuri
ated, aud made mistakeg, and lot thu
run OF the ca'd', and got about fou
Tim as as manv hearts SIS his hand nar
uraily called for. lsaw another ma
who is a great amateur hum0,ist 81
down at the game and try 20 be fUna'
When he happened 20 have one or tw
small hearts he would Ire them at III
boya on the first lesc, and then Ia
back and chuckle over the troub'
that followed. II dida't work. Th
boys got back at him on suits, an
; lea ed him up with hearts till b
couldn't see. Alter two or three hant
he cea ed laughing;
THEN ABANDONED HIs SMILE,
then grew melancholy, and fioally 5t
came the worst growier st the tabl
! Then he stopped playing for the fu
OF the thing, and squared his tnsrgit
/, to get in some fi1e revenge. Tn
/ didn't work either. The II carts cam
2 in thicker and faster and more
I them; he would catch them on th
3 second lead of euit and sometimt
on the first; he got them in surprisiI
g numbers in unexpected places, unit
finally he gave up the game, and
understand is now writing q TRACED
=, tn be called not Hearts Of Oak, b'
Hearts Of Steel.
Yes, Hearts ia q game Of great AZ
! varied RESOURCES. never saw lool
er-on who wa mt frantic to learn j
and l have yet to see an expert VII
didn't pass through bankruptcy viii
!, getting his education.
rTsA BAD CANE FOR CHUhPs.
= A chump may have q run OF unros
J. ions luck at p9kerswhich wild make q
a. the long headed boys sorry, hut /
b them get him at hearts and see thei
a tkin him. IL lie beautiful to see
chump who plays on bis luck get I'M
=, this game and run foul OF short 50
and gather hearts, and be hammere
end get to egualing. 1t takes the col
Cit out Of man ii it does enlarge h
profanity, and these exaeperatiE
I scientific whist players are the softe
!. meat one can wish to str Ike at heart
The only way 10 do Is to strike Iigl
Y and left, get ste-ed when you can
help 1t, and then lay for the man I'll
did the bst.ering, and get him into IL
n conner and wax him. II Is give az
, take. Same times you will get han
full OF big ones,
I AND You v.ULD RATHER HAVE III
a SMALLPOX,
!. but II yeu ay low you can general
q land some other fellow for coupl
q aud then psrhsps lam everybody T e,
/ time. Wnen several OF these can
v get away hands come in success q
!. YOU think h arts l1atbsome anus
q ment, MuiCn NO SShNNhoh NOui
}, play. but couple OF good deals giviI
d YOU opp, unity to lay out your neigl
pors will show you it has its redeer
q ing points.
: There is a member of Il at club, pc
! haps ths solitary Que, who until late
! was a member Of the church aud VI
= always lar ghing Al d never swore, az
wa1 happy aud rjsperous, al d ever
n body envied hiIn, and Iobcdy COZ
: saw te bad ever done a fellow.DeiDg 9
= injury. Yesterday he kicked bis do
70 a. ed to q to 'h4 church far II
!, cause it was id exp i've, q Ii
:, relied and is t. 20 TO law vita I VI sc
+ sonal friends, All his wife threaie,
- TO sue him 'or divorce on the plea
4 brutal trta men.. He he'd learnt
a hser.s.
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