Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-21
BRIGHT BITS.

FATHER. is bliod man always heavy"
Don ask such foolish questions; you know
very well he is nOt.'
Well, PIP you know he is generally led"
BostoR Budget.
II NORWAY it Ia believed that wolves are
frightened away BY telegraph In 5. It. this
couutry us believed that tue wolves control
tue telegraph lines and the telephone lines too.
-Ph1S0delDhta l0U.
IsAAcs Cnstructing his sou)-"veu you zell
coat To man vot vans coat. dots nod
aug aber ven you ze coat To a man vot
d0n'd want cnat. dots perzness my poy-
dots peeZnise. n--RIDs5ler.
dealer.
''rhat's set of opaque glass;
Power. Sure o. lived the most Of me loif
near the OPakes aud never z ass had they
but pewter DOt."-Ptts5tstG ChroHjcle.
DIRE rumor comes from the metr polls
that Capts. BOgardus and Niles VIII not come
together 20 shoot for the Championship Of the
world Thi- is sad. very sad. We could have
horne almost aaything but this. To know
that the championship OF the world is to 90
begg ng Is too much. too much. Laugh not at
these Incontinent tears.-Bost0n Transcript.
BEAU BONANZA
just year ago
She hadn't beau,
But now she is al the rage:
IL seems SO sirange,
How things Viii change
W uOu q Nuiudu CUES on sue age
~ st n Courier.
STREET CAR COMPANIES only own the sur
face OF -uch stree As they choose to occupy.
Below he surface the gas anu water-works
compa les are sole proprletOrs. Above, the
wire concerns-such as telegraph, telephone
ana cleo rlc c mpanies-are supreme. Any
other cd space hat NAV hanpen to be about
10 used by the city for storing dlrt.-Neso Or
teoRs Piclysns.
The COURT looks upon Mr.. Sherman's silver
scheme IA it does up m our Williams forth
coming utterai ce- on the same subject When
YOU don't know you dom snow YOU snow
And %. moreover, OF se peeu lar John and
IN rittle-cOme r dile william. The late
hr. Ialleyrand was only half right. lie
hou-0 nave its-ted that tongresSiopa al bills
and Senatorial " .itms were cresie for tae
purpose Of eOncealing ideas.-Tae JHdgs
MOI. Thespan star,
In paltee gar.
60 out he rura towns to scare;
Toe hopes are nigh.
AMI they dtsery
Wealth wal ing lnr them everywhere.
Too they,
Som ear day,
Must amble home on Shanks' mare
-Eseb iags.
NEARLY every d J somebody unsarths an
"O.d rhy M" Of meteoruiO tc Il character
such ~. III February CIV much snow. n fine
sum ntr & DO for show or "lf March il
fuli of wind and 10. the larmer wi nave 4
are row m nurac ured IN ev ~ enfs rDri- ng
newsp Der Office, aud hey are verIded quite
"A o y as h. ''Olsi rhymesh m ade q century
ago. Here 6 on. Z r in are. that may be
depende on; III June. .Juy ami Au-
gust ram there be. a very dry summer
yOu'il surely see. "-A0rrtst0t0H Herald.
BOsToN-
Boston is a famous city,
Which her peopl proudly dub
As the SHY modern Athens
And The uuiFer-e's Hub.
BOston is piOus city,
And he goo las there maintain
That a uaI who's born il Boston
Ne lis not to be born again.
Bo ton Is virtuous city.
Though, Ike many other towns.
In her morals, as in business,
She, to-, has her ups auh downs,
--Feto Hork Sun.
MANY charact eristic stories have been told
OF Senator Hayden, OF Van Buren, county.
who wa. mem Ter OF the state Legisiat re
when Gov ngham was elected United
states Senator Tor Michigan. The supreme
moment hal come. Il wgsa caucus certainty
that the Cover or would ~ through Hav-
denis name was Cal e.. He arose in his plare
and responded: * nsley s. Bingham: and
may God forgive mep' few nights later
zen tor Hayden was az \ dinner D nv where
him to Mrs. Bingham. wiff of the Senator
elect ''Haydens Hsyden?" said the lady.
musugly. pray. Mr.. Hayden, are you the
senator Hayden who ssked God to forgive
him for voting for my husband?" yes
madame. yes,' replied Hayden; but I'm
very much afraid be won't do it."-Dstrois
Free Press.