New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-07-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Brode's exultant didn't do 1t, boys" can take
rank with Jsehnes How did look boysi" What the
"boys" ught was the prime consideration i'll eac"
case On general principles those men whose first
thought is regarding the opinion OF the "ooys are
worthless citizens who can well DC spared
II was Maine girl OF whom story Is told that she
refused to marry most devoted rover uht no snouu
have amassed fortune OF $1,000 After some Expos
Ses m,nihs after this the avarcous young lady, meet
ing lover asked: well. Charlie. now arc you gs''
eheer%Iy I'VE got sis saved. the young lady DIusned
and looked at the toes OF her boots anu saooeq
ne ss sne ainty guess Charlie about
near enough.-l Harpers Bazaar.
-four barrels piled wrong will cause SUCH acaving IN
as that Of the walls In Rooseyeltst. what Will De the
effect OF Flower barrels piled right on top OF the h
Presidential boom
Mr. MARITIME says 1t IL absurd to suppose that John
keenan, would back to this city just now No
doubt John Keenan, thinks 1t absurd too.
HIS LARGE FAMILY. "a
mr. Brown" said the clerk with a bow
"Tve worked a long year for you now,
A salary higher
I've got to exist sir, Somehow'
And WHY" cried the merchant. amazed,
SHOULD you have your salary raised
know you can 1--we
on the wages give. -
And save something, too. Are you craZed j"
-No SIR" said the clerk; "but you know
How families nowadays grow.
My reason, IN short,
Is caunOt support
Ny family, sir, aud not owe"
IAN, yes" smiled the merchant. IL see
There's i've. sir. My wife,
Whom love as my life.
Two servants and Fido and mo-"
-lGoodalrs Chicago Sun
The solado estate in Mexico has OF moro than
eight hundred square miles and lies partly 1, four
STATES Chains OF mountans some Of them ricn In min
erals traverse It, And aourishng farms. mining scte-
m.n, factories and incorporated villages may be found
within it's limits
spriggins. society reporter. aren't youf
Pennihs. i have that indispensable felicity
Pennibs~That is one OF my numerous functions.
81 higgins. we'll how much Will you charge ior
paragraph stating that plain gold baud Is now the
PROPER thing for engagement RUG have TO buy one
Tor Mamie tomorrow and II couli show her such par
aeraph. 1t would DO hundred doiars III NY pooh0"
[CLicago Rambler.
he city OF Berlin consumes nearly twelve tons OF eggs
every wear The German hen must 10 industrious
animal.
According to testimony in the Tracy will contest IN
Buffalo the testaor behaved at times that the devil was
actually &C work around him Mr.. Tracy it appears.
drank twelve pns OF champagne daily and on rotrng
had bottle OF brandy and two bottles OF claret put De
side his bed for reference. We are Inclined
TO the belief that sucn habits would raise pretty soo"
sized devil generally.
Mr. c. c. Massey. q London barrister, metaphysician
and passed master In occult science. applied To mun
dane" astroogy to see II any hints could be oo-
tanned As to the outcome OF the British elections just
concluded Before tho elections mad begun he published
IN, result OF his calculations which to tho eu"c'
that Mr. Gladstone would sustain heavy defeat. vi
course II may said that anybody might have guesseu
an much But AS matter OF fact "a great many
thousands OF people did not guess IT, and moreover MI
Mssey pnecy has the distinct ADVANTAGE overmahy
| of wing been made puDiic before the event.
The abatement that stroke OF lightning recently para
lived a cow will be received with Interest which VIII oe
ras,d TO enthusiasm by the additional Information that
tie lightning turned tho noois OF the milky mother
bri nj red II Is evident that the present silly season
h drvelopng much han the average originality o'
| 4 ventcn.
| An Waxem, howdy. li0ws businessf
| business Is iull, very dull. ,-...n
| You SURPRISE mo; I Thought trade v as revivihg
Not b OF It, haven't been able to do u thlhs 'o
| two weeks q,
| Indeedl what Is your businessF r.,
| order strikes. I'm waking delegate anu I "
AIMED nv nngers four shops tnis week. nut tho nc
wonln't bulge. tell YOU Boxens. the country IL goin
| TO tie uo,s ~ Philadelphia Call