The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1886-04-15
LOCAL DEPARTMENT
April showers are in order.

Are you ready tor the Assessor
Uncle Joseph Walters is very sick.
Cocheco Calico 6I cents, at Craik's.
The K. of L. are numerous about here
The harvest of the fertilizer is at hand
The, buds on the trees are expandin
rapidly.
Working Shirts 23c., at Jos. Woe,
ner's, The Peoples Clothier.
The prospect Of a big wheat crop wa
never better at this season of the year.
It is feared among farmers that tn
grasshoppers will bother them this year
A speciality of Embroidery, Silks, Fill
lorelle, &c., at "Crouse's Bazaar"
No quarters or half dollars have beer
coined since 1878.
Miss Florence Nelson, of Carlisle, o.
is the guest of Miss Cornie Nelson.
Early flat cabbage plants for sale by
Eaton Gardener.
Take a look at that elegant line o.
Dress Buttons at Craik's.
City drummers are now worrying our
merchants.
Iowa proudly calls attention to the fact
that she has a citizen named Sheol.
Hest roller flour CSC per sack
mt Rhca & Sons.
La K is the way a lazy man wrote La
crosse, Wis.,, in the address of a letter.
The bazoo of the candidate will give
the people a rest for a while now.
Fringes for Spring wraps at Craik's.
The man who wants the earth eventu-
ally gets it when he leaves it.
1t is said tha. no liquor dealer can be-
long to the Knights of Labor.
Linen Collars, 8 for &c, as Joe Woer
ner's.
Any farmer that signs his name to a
paper presented by q stranger, deserves
to be swindled.
Some persons are never happy unless
they sfboss' everything. That creates
heap Of trouble in this world.
"Crouse's Bazaar" is the place for
Hosiery of all kinds.
Good government and honest govern
ment, by competent officials, is essential
to social and commercial prosperity.
William Alderman, jr., has plenty of
good early and reliable cabbage plants
for sale.
The latest diet for fat people who want
to get thin is a lean beefsteak and hot
water for seventeen weeks.
Honey Drop Syrup. 25c. per
gallon, mt +. r. Filbert's-
Wisdom for April: Never so out with
out your umbrella-or some other per-
sons.
The preacher who labors for $500 a
year may truly be said to lay his treasure
up in heaven
Hoosier L. L. Unbleached Muslin &C.,
at Craik's.
Miss Nell Lockwood has just received
her full stock of Spring Millinery Goods,
and invites the public to give her a call.
Bicycles have been oiled up and brush
ed off to run over people and scare horses
this summer.
Frauds and floods will eventually "do
up Cincinnati. unless there is a change
of matters and things down there.
Wanfed.-.A good girl for general
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bert.
Mango, tomato, beet and egg plants,
ready and for sale all the time by Fred.
Earhardt. Eaton Gardener.
Mems ALL Wool Suits $500 and $3.50,
worth $40, at Jos. Woerner's.
Very few towns outside of Eaton of its
size, enforced party lines in their munich
pal elections on the 9Th inst. Too small
a business.
The mule-headed ~fsccnsult me first and
its all right" class in Eaton, want to be
sit down upon very severely. There are
several ways to do it.
Fruit of the Loom Bleached Muslin
~ cts, for three days more, at Craik's.
Sportsmen will do well to remember
that there is law against shooting squir-
rels between February first and June
first.
Some one has discovered that the rea-
son why men succeed who mind their
business is because they meet with SO lit
tie competition.
Star Tobacco, A0c. per pound,
mt f. p. Filbert's.
People should try to educate them
selves to the observance of Arbor day
If one can't do any better he can plant
a twig or a seed.
A hundred years ago there were not
more than 10000 Christians in pagan
countries. Now the number is close on
2,0O0, 0O0.
Mems Lumley Cotton Knit Socks Sc.
a pair at Jos. Woerner's.
Rev. E.. F Pember, of Cincinnati, will
preach in the Universalist church of this
place on Thursday evening of this week.
The public are invited.
Eugene Bolens, who left Eaton some
time about 1854 or '55, died on the 18th
inst, at Port Washington, Wis, aged 55
years. He was editing the Star of that
city at the time of his death.
Choice apples $l.75 per barrel
at j. Rhea & Sons.
There is an old chronic 'schump"
growler in Eaton who ought to be cork
ed now that the store box season is ap-
preaching! He is a public nuisance IL
We call upon the Mayor to abate it.
The best decorated person ever on our