Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-05
BRIGHT BITS.

'"H0w shall we treat Bismarck ?" asks an
exchange. Beer is good enOugh.-4Nea0 Hagsn
Heus.
THE latest style in hair dressing is called
sweet Disorder 1t gives one the appear
ance Of having been blown through a tree
top.-Chicd0o Ledger.
THE waterproof cloak 10 an invention Of the
evil one, designed to hide the pretty shape Of
a woman and to drip cold water upon the seat
OF the man next To her.-Fdu RiCer d0oncs
A PAPER out West mas been trying to tell Us
why we snegze. There may be some occult
reason why Western people sneeze, but in THIS
vicinity We always sneeze because we can't
aelp it.-S0msrUi5ts Joarnal.
WHAT makes the boarder Jump at night.
Twist, turn and kick in bed?
He Is dlgesting modern biscuits light
-KazeidosooDe.
PFC Ns?" said the train boy; "pecans?
pecans. Engl sh walnutsy ellbertss"
iesty 9lapaisengeF-' Gg way! DOn't want
EN- lal4't got 70 teeth = .ls.g glss,ss
dropsf"GBsrSssss. "s4'' 'uuqfFSpsss ~ HHiu
MORE Compliments Of the seasna-Pompous
Merchant 10 the ONCE boy}-"Tnere, George
giving Christmas box. And ! hope you'll
nave pleasant Christmas, and that you'll
spend it deceatlg and avoid InLemp-"
George, Thank You, SIR! Thssame TO you,
sir."-P Punch.
SOME time agoa little thre6-yeA old. play
ng 10 the yard, eauie into tina hons and SAID
his moi her. Mother, | saw nothing with a
tall on it.9 His mother, icing unable to I'M
Ierstand him, followed the child into the
ard, where the ll5tle fellow pointed to a
make which was gliding away through the
grass.-3Se Pa@ Ftonesy.
PHILosoPBER-"Wh do you lie around
Olng nothlnS5 Why don't you 20 to work?'
TT MP am Idle for the sake Of econ
omy."
Pailosopher-"H How do you explain that?"
Tramp We'll, II work l g,J thirsty; if
get thirsty must drink, but have no money
0 get drink with. F}ls0ende Bfatter.
C rRTsHIP and marriage, novel in three
chapters:
CF,prKR l.
Maid one.
CHAPTER III.
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eaIs -Rap,bler.
VERY GoNsIDERATR.-Maei Cpointing to
a large ca .Ab1ardl-"NOw, ladies and RenJle-
men, / take the liberty 70 present TO you the
asst piece on the programme. beg lady in
he AUDIENCE to ascend the stage and enter
his 0hpboardg FwIli then close n. and hen
lsopeneI she viii have disappeared en-
irely." adtd U 0Sfs
dnsyn TO his wifa--''HeFe, old Iady, you 60
On the stage ,P-GerRaas dohs- 1rr
FtRgP GIRL twho has been at college for
j., me ye@rsiT'i.Wsshy, what is the patterf Why
Second girl thew ARRIVAL and feels a great
ietA h6aesieS(-I AI-It-bo0- hdb-it makes
~ ~ tfnlly unhappy to be 50 far away
from home" p ~ sos
r,rs 80. (,oothiugly>--"oh, you must try
not TO give way so. Why, you cry twice as
much rs did when lett hOme.n
Secold grl-"But am twice the distance
from home that you are."-PAflddskphid all.
GRAND jury OF KINDS COUNTY. MISS.
severely criteises the penitenuary le sees for
allowing c0nvicts to traverse the streets of
Jackson day and night IN citizens clothes ana
uuguarded" It certainly is a matter calling
for stern rebuke. II the lessees of the peni-
,enuary can't afford to furnish guar $ to pro-
tect the consicts from harm when they ira
verse the streets, they should accomp .ny
them personally. Next thing, Il convict under
rntenCe OF death for murder. while traVers-
ing the streets without guard Will BE- bitten
by a mad dog aud die of hydrophobIa. and the
gatlOws will thus be cheated Of Its dues. IL
may be that the convicts would just as lief
roam the streets without guard, but if they
were to break a leg by falling into q coal hole.
or sustain fractured skull by being knocked
down bv an Omnibus, they should remember
at the HI me would rea uenn me shoulders
Of the lessseG.- NorrtstoAon Herdld.