The Portland daily press., 1886-01-06

Dear sir" said an amateur farmer, writing TO
the chairman of an agricultural society put me
down on your list OF cattle for a call
I have sold during the past year about TWO gross
Of YOUR preparation, Athlophoros, and IL gives
great satisfaction in rheumatism. Many OF my Gus
TONERS saw that they will always keep 1t against
t,n,e Of need. H. A. Powers, druggist Wilton,
New Hampshire.
When the clergyman remarked that tnere
would be nave IN the church the society was siis
building, an old LADY Whispered WA. Siio AAie wy
party to whom he referred.
Ikeep the goods (Athlophoros) and have sold
more of it than of all other remedies for rheuma-
tism for two years past" is brief recital OF the
experience of Frank Emerson, a prominent drug
gist of Lawrence, Massachusetts.
Mother, what does Trans, Atlantic me mean? 10Th
"Oh, across the Atlantic, of course. Dont Doln-
er me, you made me forget my COUNT
Does trans always mean acrossY ..,u;
II suppose it does. If you don't stop botherns
me With your {nssons Stp mean cross paent?
scott,s Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver
oil with Hypophosphites-i more reh
able as an agent in the cure OF Consumption
(,bronie co1u1hs and Throat Injections than any
other remedy known to medical science.
Tho oypnnette and the cigarette closely resem-
BILE each other in that they both go by a crahA'
There are many forms of nervous debility IN
man that Weld to the use of Carriers Iron Pills.
Those who are troubled with nervous Weakness
night sweats, &c. should try them
There's limit to poverty III this country, NO
man gets too poor to keep dog.
ssThere is nothing like Dr. Thomas's Eclectrlc
Oil to quickly cure or relieve hoarseness." VIII
ten by Mrs. NJ J. Fellows, Burr Oak, St. joseph
Co., Mich.
.,vhat is the population Of the world, papa? r
asked six-year-old girl, who was making up w
sums for herself on I heT Ser tatber Go to Miss
Smith, y referring to her governess Her lat y.
was not so busy but that he heard ner say 1a ont
mvself llI look in the back OF the geography Ior
the United States and for Europe ana men ian
and that will give it to Inc exactly
The Rev. Or. Mckinney, OF Brookiylh
N " q almost as earnest in behalf OF the physl-
ca, well being Of the young men Of his acqualn-
lance as he is for their spiritual Advancement lor
This eminent divine stoutly maintains that a
healthy soul cannot we'll exist in diseased ana
enfeebled body This Rev. gentleman Is very
pronounced in his praise of the science Oh hiie
"a physiological teacher and guide toyoung men,
Tbe work is extensively advertised and the mag
nitude of its sales surpasses that of any other ever
published
Ella Wheeler Wilcox says: The chlvalry OF
the average man consists i'll protecting Woihdi
arainst every man save himself"
ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and others
whose occupation gives but little exercise, should
use Carters Little Liver Pills for torpid liver ana
bilIousness One is a dose.
fupny story of celebrated eocleslasiic Is 70,
mo around Dining at banquet, ne received li,s
contents of soup plate down ms Daek ms , ~
erence waited for silence as general lllteI W.
ronnd. and then said: "Will any laymah kihois
supply me with a word?'
In some cities out West, Colgan's Taffy Tolu Is
a, popular that the newsboys sell it on tie
street and on the cars