The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1886-03-05
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A correspondent Of the Corvallis Caseffc
gives w II Grant, who recently assaulted
Mr. Garrett Of the Revere House,a send OF
on general principles lie says Il he Is a
gentleman Il has happened since he left
Corvallis.
The name OF Fanny Mills, Of Ohio, Is
known all over the United States just be.
cause she has the largest feet ofany woman
IN the world.
Dempsey "llcked" Pete Mccoy last week,
and now proposes to come to Oregon as soon
as he settles Re Blanehe's hash A slangy
subject.
The Yaquina Post believes there Is a
Goldfish bank somewhere near Yaqulna Bay.
II should by all means be captured.
The Oregon fish ladder Is said TO be lost.
A protracted hunt viii be made for Il under
the supervision of Governor Moody.
Jumbo Is himself again with his hide
stretched on a framework.
Dayton, w. I. has the washing machine
craze.
The friends Of Logan are getting crumh
of comfort in the fact that his book is very
poorly written, rs 1t shows that he wrote il
himself.
Loaning money on mortgages Is not all
poetry. II foreclosed the mortgagee nearly
always has to bid Il in.
The Wec&y Salem StafesmGa has just be.
gun Vol. SO. We never see the Weekly !;
but know tho Daily Is lively, well edited
paper
Twenty-three new patients were received
at the insane asylum at Salem during Feb
ruary. The increase Is alarming.
Each member of the tax commission re.
ceived about S,40 for his services. Henry
Failing Is said to have turned his warrant
over entire to the deaf and mute schools OF
Salem.
The DEMocRAr has the largest list of
correspondents Of any paper in the VIII.
lamette Valley.
Only about fifteen men attended the
school meeting Monday night. 1t is to be
hoped more interest win be taken In the
school election on Monday.
A man in the Polk county Itemizer pub.
fishes a card admitting that he Is liar, and
his wife publishes another endorsing that
fact. For humiliation these are rarely
equalled.
The Press dispatches saidlpDempsey got
well bruised up in his fight with Pete Nc
Coy. Dempsey telegraphed that he did
not get n scratch. The Welcome gets Just.
ly sarcastic and says il will take the word
of prize fighter every time to the word Of
the press dispatches.
The mcanest thing out yet Is the sugges.
ton that Charley Nickel, OF the Jackson.
vile Tines move his paper to Portland.
Mr. Nickel Is too live an editor to throw
his hard earned money away on a Portland
venture full of doubts
As will be seen BY an nd. in another col
umn all Celcstials cannot be trusted-even
by other CeIestiais. AS matter Of fact
even ones hen roost would be safer with
all of them across the ocean.
Sullivan and Ryan are doing lots OF
lighting with newspaper ink.
Chan Han Fas quoted scripture In Port.
land paper as follows "For God hath
made Of one blood all nations of men for to
dwell on all the face of the EARTH The
Astorian very properly finishes the quo
tation as follows, sand doth set the bounds
Of their habitation." Well put in, you salt
water editor.
State papers have their hands full In an
nouncing candidates for state Offices, half Of
whom are not candidates at all
An exchange says Ham * Eggs arc
doing good business. With prices at 10
and IS cents they certainly ought to-