Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1886-02-04

DURATION OF LOVE IN MEN AND WO-
MEN.-Somebody who didn't spend all his
time sitting around the house growing at
flies and raising blue chaos whenever din
ner wasn't ready to the minute, has placed
the opinion ON record that with woman
love is an absolute reality, while with a
man it is little more than the commonest
kind of side show.
When you behold a damsel with eyes
like those of damaged mackerel, whose
nose is blue at the tip and sharp-pointed
from much weeping shuffiing around the
house in an old dress that makes a man
feel like fleeing to the mountains, you can
salt it down for a certainty that she wants
to marry man too worthless to make good
fish bait. Some night when least expected,
she will skip out by the light of the moon
to escape with the scalawag, leaving more
love in the home from which she steals
away than she will ever find in his bosom,
and from that time on she is his to COM
mand under all circumstances, no matter
whether he steals horse or goes to Con-
gress, and so long as he treats her half
white, nothing but the discovery that he
has got mashed on some other woman can
ever change her feelings towards him.
A man falls in love the same as mule
goes down with sinking bridge. Simply
because he can't help it, but it seldom does
him any permanent injury. The shape of
nose, the sweep of an eye or the wave of a
curl trips him up and settles his hash with
out an instant of warning, and there he is,
the bluest kind Of captive, until marriage
or some new fascination breaks the charm
like burning brush heap while he is about
it, but the trouble is, his flame is too ardent
to be durable. He will swear to a blue
eyed sprite that he loves her for all eterni-
ty, and within three months after marri-
age will 60 to bowling about the cooking,
and make her life a purgatOry without q
streak of light. If she breaks down and
dies of discouragement, as not infrequently
happens, he will slide up to some other
houri before the daises bloom again, in to-
tai forgetfulness that he ever lost wink
of sleep by being in love before.-Chicdgo
Ledger.
FORTUNES IN PRINTERS INK.-Don't
expect an advertisement to bear fruit in
one week.
Bread is the staff of human life, and adver-
tising is the staff of business.
You can't eat enough in a week to last
year, and you can't advertise on that plan,
either.
A thing worth doing is worth doing we'll.
A thing worth advertising is worth adver-
tising we'll.
The enterprising advertiser proves that
he understands how to buy because in ad
vertising he knows how to sell.
If you can arouse curiosity by an adver-
tisement it is a great point gained. The
fair sex don't hold all the curiosity in the
world.
People who advertise only once in three
months forget that most people cannot re-
member anything longer than about seven
days.
Quitting advertising in dull times is like
tearing out dam because the water is low.
Either plan will prevent good times from
coming.
A constant dropping will wear rock.
Keep dropping your advertisements on the
public and they will soon melt under it
like rock salt.
Trying to do business without advertis-
ing is like winking at a pretty girl through
a pair of green goggles. You may know
what you are doing, but no one else does.
1t is mistaken notion that a fine store in
an eligible location, surrounded by attract
the experience Of most enterprising mer-
chants is that it pays better to spend less in
rent and more in advertising.
Enterprising people are beginning to learn
the value of advertising the year round.
The persistency of those who are not in
Inundated by the cry of 'dull times" but
keep their names ever before the public,
will surely place them on the right side in
the end.
A mans sign offers a mute invitation to
those who pass his place of business; his
circular can only reach those to whom per-
sonal attention is given; but his announce
ment in newspaper goes into the high
ways and by-ways, finding customers and
compelling them to consider his arguments.
CURIOUS NAMEs.-"What a name that
man has," said clergyman recently to a