New-York tribune., 1886-05-26
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The awful report Is current that " 'sm 'o"e' "
"backslid" the tobacco questonanu tha' ur""a'
nuncaton OF the weed In Chicago ends In smoke bu' "
make u for his weakness in this matter ne mas coe o'
douby strong against baseball "If haF' dog he SAY
and he went to LOOK game Of baseball on sunday
and ever got back my yarf III MI nun iu'' o S"o
and II he won't Wednesday. I'd give him 100 iashe'.
There Is nothing corrupt this side OF nell than oa
ball How many hundreds are there VINO oos On IT, a
how many boys fitch from their employers 10 ee' '"o
money to doiti believe baseball Is as corrupt as per-
dtiOn."
DoorKeeper: You don't want to go in now, guess
sIyioege: 80 sooi rlcr. just want p-pro-
Doorkecper: Now what in the world do you want OF
siydotgr with tpsy facetlousaess: To show m WIFE
so she'll know rye been to the (ncI theatre-Chicaso
Rambler
Civilization soems IN be making progress In Can
ada I'm the larger cities the man who discovers q new
way OF making a salad is referred to AS prominent
citizen
THE "MIKADo" or WHEELS.
See how tn cars their seats allot.
For Is il crow led. a - not
Yet b has paid for Ter me say,
A seat as good as that CT \.
YEA on his feet the livelong day,
lie needs better seat IMAM A
Yet \ Just sirs there. firmly sits there
Glgglng smuggling,
Fiouuces wt-sl ng;
Fresh from the fair or mdtliee-
ThOughtess. lncOnslderate A
II could boss things-(I not)-
should eui' - rOOiulrr spot;
And should lie. squeezed to r-lee
'Iwixt Y and Y-botn men like me.
Bnr shou perishi That ,91lld shc'
AID leave place for poor Ola Is
But no, she there, nr My sits there.
Style outsylnl.
While TO the strap. precar ou'y,
Hangs wretched, nart- worked. tiredonf Il.
lChlcaso Tribune.
Another weather prophet has arsen-E. P. Hammond,
,l.g., a.fh n
SAGE Look ont heavy storms cyclones. etc. May
% 81 June l. 2 g. = .. 10. y AMI 2S This Is trific
vague a. TO locality but then too much should not be
expected from beginner
The last flower to bloom (oi,al) tas spring, ira la
is Roswell p
He neiitatively-M Clara. suppose were to 20 to
your rather and for your hand. What do you sup
pose he would siyi
sIe-do you seriously contemplate such stepi
she-Weil may well tell you right here that father
has asked that question so often ana the men nave
al backed that he IL very touchy On that point
Better ask ma she's only had four applications
BIS
An the Last Harper tells great many things
about sugar. No mention IL made however, or the
variety OFFS sugar" which Sharp and Company used IN
securing their Bro tdway rtnchse. few trustworthy
paragraphs on this subj woud have been timely for
the magazine came out day Jaehne taken up the
river.
Loafer Ito theatre doorkeeper Let me in pleasei
Doorkerprr-NO, sir. cant pass YOU
LOater-DDuI want yOu to- lOu slt right wnere
You are ant I'll pass YOU
But he did not.-Chicaso Rambler
scene-Signal Service Oiice Anxious Sportsman
When are We going have good settled weather Z"
81. nal Service Onicer-" Caut toll you We're
running the weather now; the Qlakers are in town."
The hour hand OF the gigantic clock which Is to be
placed on the tower o. the Pn ,delpha City Hall will
travel about auia hat feet IN an holr sarcastic
SAYS that the hour hand will 20 faster than
the average Phaiepnan goes. but TINS hug must
be prompted by civic Jealousy.
Baglry-Why it's getting TO be terrible at my house.
There isn't member 0f family VINO Will believe me
when | tell them the truth.
Ballry-DD a. dO boy.
Baslry-I will How is itl
Bailey-Don't tell the truth
Baglcy-uGmph. I've stopped doing that long ago
lIld-BIts.