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/ would cut off my own head il 1t
had nothing better in it but wit,
and tear out my own heart If it had
no better disposition TO love only
myself and laugh at all my neigh
bors. i $685. ~ at
Nothing but a steady resolution
brought to practice. Gods grace
used. his commandments obeyed
and his pardon begged-nothing but
this will entile you to Gods accept
ance. bf8pu 1
Impress upon your children from
early infancy that their action have
results, and that they cannot escape
consequences, even by being sorry
when they have done wrong.
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In eternity it will amount to
more to TO have given a cup of cold
water, with right motives, to a
humble servant of God, than to have
been flattered by q whole generation.
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1t does US good to admire all beau
tiful things, for all beauty speaks of
God-Of God in Christ /; but keep your
highest admiration for Him alone
from whom all beauty came.
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10 20 10 ScHOO1. w MAI u pretty, prom
isin' child he was! His eyes an hair
was jest like your'n,for all the world!
Poor little Phil" bar asf
"You think a heap of him yet,
don't you? 1 should although you'd
furgot him before nowg, fpf Sac
"Bless you, child! 1 sha'n't never
forgit him, neysrl mothers don't do
that!"N ia 79Wvg s15Fs
"Not if they die, an go clear of!
mine don't know nothin' about me
no more" t7b 70 sE18gs adt 7a@F
"Yes, she does, sonnyi Ie.stways, i
don't b'lieve they forgit, even IN
heaven; but then I don't know Jest
how they could be happy an comfort
able, an know that their children is
a havini hard t,mes.ga Now there's
Bennie-such a mite as he is-earnin'
his own liyin', an goin' in all them
dangerous places" 4aHaG bsaa
"Oh, Ben likes that, he doesl says
he wouldn't live here all the time, not
fer = hundred milyun dollars. It's SO
orful still nights, We know, an seems
as if Everybody wus dead" ad
"Of all things! Why, the good
Lord made the nights to be still. so
as folks "a sleep" aa~p--na.I 1is o.
i cit amt never any still where we
live, cos there's sech lots of wagins
an things" er3."ay ssa. 7sa
"Well, they hadn't or to keep rack
etin' round all night in a Christian
land; it amt good for 'em. 1 amt
never stai1 to a city all night inmy
life; an mercy knows I don't want
to! for l know in reason 1 should git
distracted, an not sleep a blessed
wink!" 70 f.4 .srg
= . =
The days flew by all too quickly,
and the boys holiday drew to 4 close.
"We're maxim a long visit to Ma
rier, hut somehow L Can't bear to go
home: it'll seem SO dreadful lone
scme,' said Aunt Martha. ..-.
She and Uncle Isruel had SOM
long earnest talks as the days went
by, and she and Dan had more and
finally one day Mr.. Mead was astoun-
ded by Their equest that he should 60
to the city with the boys, and max.
ing proper arrangements, bring back
Dan. I@4fEs.tL sE. .Et.f
Hes goin' to be my boy lhereaf-
teri announced Aunt Martha,
proudly. .... ..--rHs
And so it came to pass, when Billy
finally wendeG his way homeward,
that he had one more passenger than
he expected; and with whom he af-
terward became great friends.
1t was more than a nine days wo n
der in the neighborhood, "what un-
der the sun possessed Aunt Martha
to bother herself with u boy; old as
she was. an as nice an quiet as her
house tool" -..0- |
But no n who saw her and her
boy together, ever doubted for a mo.
ment that they were well satisfied;
and two years have passed bringing
no cause for regret. o. 4a-a . aJ i
"Dannie takes to his books lest
wonderful !" says Uncle Israel. 81
shan't be surprised if he turns out a
might smart man, not a bit. cd. Il
The proud old couple often sit on
the porch and watch the happy boy
romp around the yard with the
equally happy dog. The dear old
mothers he~art-hunger is a~ppeassd;
and she ~often,says reverently: z5epEl
81 do b'lieye, Israel, that we was
verify led of the spirit when we went
down to niece Marier's on our little
vacation."-Baptist E:raminer. 3 ?
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PUBLIC LIBRARY BOARD.

Presifssf-E, 7. Barnum. @ -.
Sse,sfsry-R.C &. Hich. f...
Direstsrs-J. 4. Dubois, Jas. A. Norris, W. A.
Gates, 4. j. Harrison, A. Bafto, X. 7. Greene.
Zibvsrian-Mis Louie Allen. l.
Library open every Saturday from 3 to 5 and
from : 10 g.: 81 r. H.. .
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Soft soap should be kept in a dry
place in the cellar. and not used IN.
til three months old. $500
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o. coere .eomSander; y. cleveland, Adlutant
OF each month.
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Minnesota & Northwestern R'y.
Sank Centre Northern.
Stearns County Officers.

Stearns County officers.
Asdlor-Barney vossberg.
R.rTttsr q Dsoas-John Zapp.
7rssgsrrr-J. A. MoosbrugHer.
.ShsvH-M. Mickey.
Ss[s IF PrsSats-Pster Brick.
CeEsty dItOrny-Theo. Brueuer.
CHrsk u Ccsy1-E. B.. Strong.
Csrsssr-Dr. Ramsey.
SspG. e SehseG-Henry Krebbs.
CsErf Cow NasIissSr-L. A. Evans.
Ssyvsyer-N. 7. Noel.
T. q. address of above officers st. Cloud, Mimi.
Dignity SsriF-H. $. Doty.
D.tny CorsSsr-J. A. Dubois. 81.
ASsf Ssft. @ Scho,h-W. A. Gates.
Address, Sank Centre, Mimi.
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GAL r..
n. n. palmer PostMo. 90.

Mrs. A. Moore, Preaiaent.s Mr. s. I. Lsci
vyood. Secretary.
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oFFIcERs.

P~resiAsf-J. {. Foster.
zrssiers-chss. II. Bennett, c. Tubbs, W. S
Dean.
Rsesrdey-W. p. Lambert.
TrcafsSer-Lucas Kclls.
Jssfirss eftie Psaes-J. ID. Carr, WIN. Boulton.
Csnsfd66-C. NJ. Goats.
CAioV q Pefce-B. T.. Carr.
Council meets first Monday evening I'm ever
month.
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CIVIC SOCIETY.

star In the west Lodge, No. 90.
T. 1ridgman. W. Ne; Lyman M. Kells. See.
ets second and Fourth Tuesday ev nings OF
sash moote.
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10 &,
ossseEsT NO. a.
~. @. 7. Y.

Inc. Perkins, G. p. Geo. White. Secretary
Meets Firs: and Third Tuesday evenings of eacl
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A OF

g,esELsI-A. Barto.
SseretsIr-P. Lamb.
7reassrs,-Lucas kells.
Dirsctsrs-A. Barto, r.. Lamb, Lucas Kells, s.
Pendergast j.. Norris, }. Is. Perkins.
Sspf. @ Sekosh-W. r.. R0cheleau. "
Board meets frat Thursday in every month.
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CHURCH
Conversational Church.

Rev. j. II. DREW, PASTOR.
Sunday Services at 1880 4. y. and 500 p. u.
Sunday school ut 1880 IN. Young Peoples
Meeting. one hour before evening services.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evenings at AS 2. 4.
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Methodist Episcopal Church.

SUNDAY service at 1880 4. n. ana q r. y
Sunday school at 12x. and Young Peoples meet
ing at $50 p. n. lead by Prof. W. +. Rocheleau
wednesday evening meeting at 8.
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German Evangelical Church.

Ed. FUHRNASS, Pastor. a. E-ts
Service each alternate Sunday at 3 o'clock Pm.
Sunday school Immediately the reafter, at the
Norwegian Lutheran church. .
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Christian Church.

. II. r. MORRISON, PASTOR.
Ynndsy Services at $50 A.. n. and "a =. Il.
sanday sehool at IL 100 N. Services held In
Rapunn'S Hall. "'f . Do
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Catholic.

Rev. VS.. LANCE, PAsTOR.
Services the sd and 4th Sunday in the month
ut 10 A, N, Preaching at the Catholic church on
the Sd and 9Th sunday in each month.
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Baptist Church..

KEW. \. O.. FIbNcb, TAsTOH. :
Services every slternatc Sabbath at to:ao Az.
Snd Or. y. Sunday School immediately after
the morning service. Wednesday evening ser
n = IA u m
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Methodist Episcopal.

..-r REV. A. WYATT, PASTOR. @
Services every Sunday at 1880 A. n: and I:N
" Sssdsy-school ut the close of morning
service. Prayer meeting Wednesday ut 1;@ 7. u.
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? Rry. ]. +. HAMILTON, RHcroR.
Noru;us services the 5th Sunday in the month.
r.enins ser vices the second and Fourth sun
DAYS Of the month. 81
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Catholic Churches.

ST. Paul, German. a.
REV. -, b. BHvHH, PASTOR. .
ssrr,cs, NJ a and 10 90 A. n. sunday school at
so r IN. Mass every week day 90 Ain.
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MEIROSE.

J.B. Bmysn AND REV. ID. J. cssAS. PAsToRs,
fsrrices svery alternate Sunday at 1850 lin.
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Long years ago they had ibid >
beaptjfgl boy away in the church
yard daisies and mayer, morning.
nooacf night, had he been forgotten.
Then their onIy daughtcr had follew.
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sHhSs 70 noisDfiisal snoYsHfIed OIL
w 9i !s4nM q ti sog bib
TttafaH tBaltesTG IS ~ Yflo .fsf
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
MORTGAGE SAFE.

nEFACLT Has BEEN MADE IN TIE ooApL
errd by Andrew L Newton, an unmarried nan. oort
gagor, to William . Hnnms,t, 1ostgAeS - q
9Th day Of March. A y eighteen hupdrsd eoA saahey.
tour. aud recorded - a mortsAgs II he o0oe 04rE&e
register Of deds OF the county Of AAnsay. u
tho territory Of Dakota. on ihs ssh day Of b
lisa. al o'clock IL m, in b"ok A Of noste.eu, 90
pages 332, tsa, 34 and aia. on which there 4 el.iasd
To be due u, the date Of this no,les. aud dscasssd 70 Be
due IT tue election Of the IN rtgagss, the sum Ct shra
hundred and twenty seven aud 2IlNl C4H7 IS, do,hss.
and no action Or proceeding has bsso Lnssisussd q IN
or iu equity 70 rocoves the debt secured By sa3d noet
Fage or any part thereof, and satd mostgass bas lot
been assigned.
sails Contained Ia said mortgage. Aud OF lbs st4eun "a
such Case made and provided, the said mortgage NV
~ forsrl ssi by . sale cf the mortgASed pspoisos
tlicrein described, which Mls will 10 mado Il he fNa1
door Of tho court houss In thu city " Dsvils iAks, u
the county { Ramsey aud Territory Of Dako0A Il
public auction. BY tho sherf Of said coanty, Of - hls
deputy. on SATURDAY. the ID day Of April, A b sishsseo
hundred and cightysix, ut 3 O'clock 10 ths aAssnooo,
" III isfy ,he amount which shall then ~ due 90 ssad
mortgage, with tho interest thereon aud ctsAs nd ~.
penses VI salo aud taxes, aud thirty (x3O) dAlsn assse
ney's ices, ~ stipulated In said mortgage Ia csse q
foreclosure.
The promises described in said mortgage, aaa % n
tho county II Rsmey aud Territory q iNkoes, "a
known and described a. follow, 70 Wit: The soushsapS
quarter (c n Of section fourteen (lt) In tvwuship 90
hundred and f~fty-three (t6a) north, Of range sixsy ooe
(d!Q wost, containing one hnndrsd and slxty acrss.
Dated at Fargo, Dsko,a Territory. this i0th dsy u
February, 1886.
WILLIAM +. HANNETy,
spaldinS 4 Templeton, Attorngys fos Nvss1ass..
Fargo, Dakota Territory. lee
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
Heaven Wa With Him.

Il was in Custer City three years
ago. and as dead bro.e as a skinned
VOLT" he said, as the boys pumped
him to toll how he got such q scar on
his face.
mo. sir. I hsdn't q blessed nickel,
and l didn't know a human being in
that town. There was no WORK. no
way to get out, and l icaaou against y
dead wall and wondered how mucn
my revolver would sell for, and which
way l should head it | had $40. Tell
you. gents. l was feeling powerful
blue when Hope cum scooiiny arou Il
the corner to pa, mo on tho back aud
give mo o boost. If you remember,
tue poet says Its always the darkest
just afore dawn, aud somebody has
written that Providence never so,s
back On u man who means to do the
squar' thing"
WHO was Hope?" asked one.
"She was Il temaie-a woman. I
don't remember whether she was AS
nnrty AS an angel Or rs hon,cly rs a
Digger squaw. She tlew up to me aud
says, says she:
".Do l address q gent!eman?
".MHtam. YOU haven't made any
mistaSe.' Says l.
"'H .ve YOU got sani2'
"'lons Of it, madam
".Aui do You want to mako $5OP
says sue.
"'4t l don't, then IN lnjuu never
hankrred for scalps,' says !.
with that she puts tive ton.dollar
bills III my paw. walks me 10 the +
aud, pin,lay up tho street to tao ST.
L,uis Red Front saloon. conliaers;
"'H,'s in there! Go and shoot
him!'
WHO nigh, it be, ma'am?'
"..lv husband! Hess brute and q
tyran,! HIS ,s, run mo outdoors at
the muzz Of Il revolver! Hos q big,
red-iaccd fellow with u broken nose,
Gu. and may heaven bo with you
"'Cer,ingly, mu'am, cer,ingly.' says
|. and l makes a bee line for the Red
Front.
''The t%yrannical husband was pre-
pared for mt. Whom | was q hundred
ieet away no takes a dead squirt on
me aud pops off his gun. The bullet
rips open my cheek, this ere seal
makes af1aayy. was wh!rlcd around
and sent to grass, but | whips over on
my stomach, gets Il quick sight on
him. and before no could squint agin
ho was my moat That ere woman's
appeal to heaven was answered"
kill him ut onccp"
"As dead as this ere curtstuu! He
uever kicked around or musscd up the
saloon bit. T"c %inioorod wife climbed
over him and took possession, tho
coroner came to conduct tue funeral,
and a chap with lot of sticking.
pluster fixed up my hurt and said
Clusters groat need WAS Il dozen
Romans like myself.'--M. y. San.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
Drawing the I.iue.

1t was a Nebraska Jail, tavern, sa.
loon. and real-estate agency combined.
The sheriff came out 10 welcome the
traveller, and no seemed to bcavcrv nice
sort of q man.
Things isn't just as I'd want 'cm,
you know" he apolosc,ically Oh.
served. 'but thia is u uc~ country, aud
we can't have everything 1T once.
Mako yourself right to homo while the
old woman cooks dinner"
While waiting for the promised mcal
ono Of the five or six Mcu iounging
around the place entered tho room
AMI asked tho traveller for IL chew OF
tobacco.
Jim. you mustn't do i.-you really
mustn't" said the landlord. IL want
to do WHAT'S right and fair, bu, | must
draw tho line somewhere. You Jail
oirds must not try to put yourselves
on IN equality with the guests OF NY
hotel"
"a jail-bira. do you.say?' quivered
the traveller. AS jim withdrew.
"Ycs. He's in for Two mon,ha. All
that crowd out there are III jail"
~But whore is the jl,!?'
Right there. Ia.u, no s%iivcr-plated
palace, Eli admit. Dul it's tue best the
county eau afford"
where do you lock 'em upP'
Nowhere. There isn't u lock on
any door"
"But what prevents EN- from run.
wing olp"
Mourning in p~crtiuk!er. Reckon
they'd an clear OUT AS soon rs the grub
glts poor and begin 10 water the
WHISKY"
And you won't try to stop emp"
20 1T I'm wiling To DO sheriff and
1ailcr. and want 10 sec the county glt
ions, Dut TIL, mu.a't put too iuuny
uuruuis on mc. -..s.O lo,E SCR.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06

A Young Cr"oi" nanal U.iin has
just returned 10 n W Or!eAns after a
series vi r~.,n:rHanie adventures, tx
tending over II period y. twenty years,
broken in health, but not in spirits.
Daring his ab.cnc. ns waa . li%cu.cnau,
IN I O navy, inventor vi Ii MACHINE for
which Es 90: $50. w III P;ri., 4 gam.
bier who spent tna, money Ia :: year,
!; solicitor in tho French army in Nix
90. Il builder Of drc.i.cs for the SIez
C.nal. and now an nscu! for Dc Les
seps in Panama. Few men have ex-
period equal vicisslludes.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
SUMMONS.

TERRIT1RY OF DAKOTA, COUNTY OF RAN.
L ssy-Disurtct Court, Third judicial dissrict.
Alexander Taylor, Plaintiff,
VI.
The Bank OF Devils Lake, . corporation. and Horace @
Stone, Alexander N Ferris and Oscar B Core It,
stockholders Of said Hank Of Devils Lake, and
Horace 9 Stone, Alexander N Ferris aud Oscar
Con- tt, copartuevs doing business under the
drm name aud style Of Stone. Ferris / Corsstt
and IS tho Bank VI Devils Lake, DeSerdauu.
SUMMONS.
Ths Territory Of Dakota b tho above named defend.
ants:
xog, md each Of you, arc hereby 'u1ameusd aud 70:
quirsd " answer the complaint In tho above entitled
action, which Was died with the clerk u said court on
February s. tese, and 70 serve a copy Of your answer
In the city Of Dsnls Lake, In tho county Of Ramsey,
and territory a~foresaid, within thirty days after tho
service Of this summons upon you. exclusive Of The day
Of such sssvice aud II you tail g answer u. aid eon.
action will take Judgment against you for The sum Of
sevsuty.nvs dollars, bssidss interest thereon frvm Jan.
usry IL, 1856, ut seven per cent per sunum. besides
costs and disbursements.
Dated February s, A D, 1885.
MCGEE 4 MORGAN,
+7s2 PLAINTIFF Attorneys, Devils Laks, DIT.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
Working q Ratlrnnd for all 1t was
Worth.

Under the careless legislation of
many Of the States, which has per.
mitted corporations to decide for them.
selves the amounts of obligations they
might put out, it Is no wonder that
the privilege has been abused, and the
making Of shares and bonds, The latter
represented to be amply secured by
mortgage liens, has been carried to
criminal excess. One illustration will
suffice. The Arkansas Central Rail.
rond company, (the name indicates
the locality built only forty.eiyht
miles Of its projected line. Tho road
was, OF narrow gauge, with very light
iron. and in every respect cheaply con.
stiucted. 1t cost loss than ten thou
sand dollars per mile, including equip.
mcnt. As with most companies build
ing railways in new countries, help in
its behalf was asked from the COM
muni,ies TO DO benefited. and bonds
amounting tc half a million dollars
We're given j. by counties. cities. etc.
Under II statute providing Tor all to
railroads when their beds could he
utilized for l"yce purposes, the CONF
pany got SGD. 100 Of State bonds. Un-
der another statute it got, as q loan
from tho State, its bonds to the amount
OF $780, zoo. whic. were 10 be q first
Hen upon tue property. After AN
abundant assistance. it would have
seemed hardly necessary for the COM
pany to put out obligations Of its own.
However, it proceeded to issue aud
market its own bonds TO the amount
Of $500, zoo, Of wnich 81. 2OO. 0OO pur.
ported to be secured by first mortgage.
which was no. the case. In addition,
a considerable amount Of stock certi-
fcases was issued. Altogether, nearly
35.0U .OD Of paper were put out and
negotiated on the basis of forty.cight
miles Of narrow.gauye road. But this
proved to be insufficient. The road,
for non-payment Of interest, soon pass
ed into the hands OF receiver, who
found 1t In ouch an unfinished state
that, with the courts PET omission. be
issued a considerable amour. Of his
own certificates 10 provide for neces.
sary repairs and bctterlnents. Then
tho road-tle product OF SO much out
lay-was sold At public auction. and
brought tho magnificent sum Of &C.,
600. which was paid, not in cash. Dut
in receivers certificates that had been
purchased at 4 large discount -Pvyu-
Tar Science Monthly for November.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
Clvl.serv,e. Examination.

Mr. James Flnrewalksr; having H.
come tired Of machine politics, aSpires
to q permanent official position under
the Federal Government, and having
had several years. experience Is sugar
expert. he applies for the Office. of
Sugar Inspector in the customs service.
In due time hc is summoned before the
Civil Service Examining Board. Feel.
ing confident Of his general iutelli.
gence. and Of his special qualifications
for tho position, he presents himself
far examination, wearing an easy and
benignant smile.
Mr.. Flurcwalker rapidly collects his
thoughts together and tries to concen.
,trate all tho faculties Of his mint in
readiness fur the first question, which
ne is u little fearful may be - poser.
THE FIRST QUESTION.
'.In sai.ing from NJ, z ,mbiquc to tho
Straits Of Malabar. what are the varia-
tons in tho magnetic needle. aud Wat
Is tile cause Of these variaiiunsp"
Mr.. F urcW .ikcr requests u repcti-
ton of the question. 1t is repeated
twice-iilrec tilnes-but Mr.. +. Is tvo
hurried to reply.
''P .riIaps you eau tell US where
M"zambique isa" says n Of the ".
aminera
oh. yesl OF course. Why, it is
of to tho eastward so,ncwnerc-an
urcli eiag0 OF a peninsula, or some.
thing. 1t is somewhere near Mesupo-
tamia."
THAT will 90. SIR"
"What is the rulo IN Shclly's casep"
'.Eh! in Snelly!'s cass2"
Eyes. sir"
''Wcll. suppose IFS the same rule
as with any other man. Ii he Is
squareiy elected. count him in. l
never heard that SAclly had any par
t,cular pull"
That will do. SIR"
THIRD QUESTION.
"DescriIe tho process OF termination
In a seed"
lin a secd2"
''Yes. SIR"
''Ihe process Of whatp'
Determination"
'OaL The progress Of the German
nation! Well. since the battle of
K'eniggra,z and the wa with France
there"
THAT will DO"
.What is meant BY the procession of
the equinoxesP'
''Ihe equiaoxesP"
yes.
"'vhc procession Of the equinoxesp"
"No! the procession OF the equi.
noxes-"
'Never heard Of it. What does it
relate to?'
"Cnsmogony."
"What??"
well, astronomy"
10! see now. gentlemen; you must
have made o mistake. l am not an
applicant for M astronomical position.
l only want to BE- u sugar Inspector"
THAT will do. sir. We are quite
aware OF that. Now pay attention and
answer our questions.
ElFTH QUESTION.
explain the relation of the molecu.
lar theory 10 the nebular hypothesis"
mo, | thank you. | had rather not.
Perhaps You had better put some of
your civil-seryice questions to the
President and some of his Cabinet.
When they pass l will call around
again"
"Sir. you may CO."
Aud Mr. F.uruwalker goes-yes, he
goes back to machine politics.-M Y.
Telegram.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
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At times, symptoms OF indigestion are
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Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1886-03-06
Some ls.t,.bl. SIGNS,

When two or more females board Q
car ut the same time, IL, 81 sign that
they arc going 10 quarrel as to who
will pay the iase, and that they will
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When 4 homcly girl and o pretty
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carry the paraso!. and :ha: u will
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When s. SMALL boy is caught with
surreptitious articles i'll his possession,
it's . sign that "'aoltry :eI!e7 done
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When a prisoner is interviewed in
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