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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL. SUNDAY SEPTEMBER s.

will It be in fact what it assumes to be and the
more useful will be its minstrations to the peo-
pie. No man is fit to be preacher of the gospel
whose head and heart are not completely anchor
ed IN the Bible. This is the very first quality of
good preacher. One may be eloquent and at
tractive without this quality, but good preach
er he cannot be-"
one thousand carpenters of Berlin have ad-
dressed the following petition to the German
Chancellor: Prince Bismarck-You have de-
clared that You will not legally forbid Sunday
work until convinced by the voice of the laborers
that they demand rest that day. Here then,
is their voice. We declare implicitly that we de-
sire law which will grant Us protection in the
enjoyment of freedom from work Sunday.
Sunday labor leads to crime and vagabondism.'
New York Advocates "He that seeketh, find
eth" and IL is true, also, that he generally finds
what he seeks. If a man goes to a camp meeting
to see camp-meeting he sees one. If he goes
to hear Sam Jones, he finds Sam Jones. 1t he
goes to hear fine music, he gets just what he
goes for. And If man goes to church or camp
meeting to seek the Lord Jesus, he will find
Him-just as Nicodemus did Depend upon it,
men, generally find what they seek, and not
much more,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
WATERING-PLACE ECHOES.

New YORK MAIL ana Express
Martha's Vineyard has had a somewhat quiet
and uneventful season, due. of course to the de-
falcation In Boston
Summer hotel ice cream is largely composed
of lard, and can truly be said to be Just fear
fully and wonderfully mace"
The month Of September is regarded as the
finest at Lake George, but hotel men say people
are so stupid they won't find it out
Quantities of wolves in Sleeps clothing are to
Pecksniff can be seen In all his glory
A pleasant rumor is that a well-known lady,
wealthy and charitable, is about to build at New
port hospital for those injured at polo. It is to
be called the Society Idiots Free Hospital.
Catskill hotels are still well filled People are
hesltating about going home until they find out
what kind of weather is around the corner
They tell of a Philadelphia party that visited
the Cape May lighthouse. and after seeing all
there is TO be seen, gave the keeper an apple
The hotel on Mt. Washington ia no place for
the economical impecunious The 'Charges
of the Light Brigade are child's play up there
foreigner who drank the sulphur water at
Richfeld. accused the boy who dips it out of hay
ing put in it an omelet that had been declined
Head walters, most of whom are far more or
namental than useful, are complaining that
tips" are way below the average. People on
whom they relied for at least So now 60 away
leaving solitary trade in the palm of the dis
appointed hand.
Representatives of foreign nobility are at
Newport in gratifying numbers and are rarely,
II ever omitted In the distribution of invitations
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
INORDINARY HAPPENINGS.

Farmer Taft. of Cxbridge, Mass, has pair of
steers which he drives to harness, and which
have trotted, with four in the carriage, four
miles in half an hour.
A threatening storm cloud alarmed the wor-
shippers at colored campmeeting at Green
Camp, O., on Sunday, and in their hurry to
get away, thirty-two bugges were totally
wrecked.
A southern Indiana paper tells of preacher
who owns horse 80 spirited that no blacksmith
can shoe him unless the owner stands at his
head and sings lively camp meeting hymns while
the process is going on.
j. l.. McCloud, young lawyer, of Bedford
Ia, while out rusticating last week, killed
rattlesnake with ten rattles. The reptile con-
tanned ten little rattlers, one grown squirrel,
three field mice. toad. frog. wren and a
humming-bird
A Georgia farmer has a goat that Joins elee-
fully with hound in hunting rabbits When
on the trail he initiates the dogs and runs with
his nose to the ground, but when the quarry is in
view, up go head and tail, and he dashes after
the unfortunate bunny regardless of his com
panions.
Mrs. VIM NJ. WEIGH, Of Keyser, Md, has a
large cat that follows her at all times like dog.
Last week, while out with Mrs. Welch the cat
jumped on large fiva-foot moccasin snake that
was about to attack its mistress, and, after
hard fight, killed the reptile and then dragged it
home, where Mrs. Welch had fed screaming as
soon as she saw the snake.
Miss Minnie Savers, of Lafayette, is the Gus
todian Of large number of chickens, which
suffered much from the depredations of hawk.
Her brothers hunted it with rife for a long
time but did not succeed in killing it. Finally
Miss Minnie became disgusted with their poor
craftsmanship. and concluded to try it herself
She brought it down at the first shot and now dis
plays It, handsomely mounted, as trophy of
her skill
An Evansville gentleman reports curiosity in
the shape of plant blooming without root or
any connection with the ground whatever. The
plant is morning glory vine which had en-
twined itself around a small :ree Nearly two
weeks ago the genteman's dog, while running
past the tree, ran into the the vine, breaking it
off three feet from the ground; notwithstanding
this, the morning glories have boomed regularly
since.
Mr.. Bircher, of Grantfork. Ill., has mule
with queer taste appetite. 1t is not content
with the food ordinarily given to beas is of bur-
zen, but wants. as we'll. all mans deicacies of
the season. short time ago, while running
loose In the barn-yard. it cornered half dozen
spring chickens and ate them with a relish The
next day it devoured lot of young ducks, and
few days later, while passing pond where
some boys were fishing, it stopped watched the
boys swing their fish out on the bank for few
moments and then deliberately walked towards
them and ate the fish as fast as caught This
healthy disciple Of the carpivora also eats
cheese, meat and Bread preferring thu latter
article with heavy coat of jelly, molasscs or
butter Oh IT,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05

AIS NeVer Night In Loves Domai
Twas morning when one found his way
Within the garden lands of love.
He fingered till he thought the day
Should surely unto night yield sway
But morning sun still shone above
In skies unmarried by evenings gray
While on the air rang this refrain,
IT'S never night in loves domain.
Loves palace beauteous is, and tall
And broad, and grand is his estates
Gay courtiers throng each spacious hall
Where laughing echoes ceaseless fall
And mock the silent. outcast hate,
Who ever covers by post and hall.
And scowls as rings the glad refrain
Tis never night in loves domain.
And thence through groves with myrtle grown
He followed Venus dove.drawn car
BY paths he meier before had known,
And yet, the morning had not flown
And yet, fresh winds blew from afar
AS came in meier decreasing tone
The song through which ran this refrain
IT'S never night in loves domain.
All, love of mine, how well we know
The glories of those garden lands
Through which Lethean waters flow!
Oft we have wandered to and fro
Down those bright halls. and seen the hands
OF tiny elves that beckoned so,
They kept the time to this refrain
IT'S never night in loves domain.
Meredith Nicholson.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05

for fashionable entertainments, which, by the
way have by no means this season been as
numerous az in former years.
For religious place, Asbury Park shelters as
many shady people as find by walking
from Dan TO the other place mentioned IN Script
ure.
Spring Lake is TO day very much like what
Long Branch used to be-fashionable. stylish
and crowded with people whose names are in the
city directory.
A different class of people now invade Sara
toga, people who do not concern themselves
about fashion. and who believe firmly in the Of
fcacy OF the mineral waters
Mount McGregor as a summer resort seems
unable to ''materialize,' but for ice water and
bringy our-owu lunch excursioGists it is said to
be fully entitled to the pound-cake
Guests at one of the White Mountain hotels
have presented the clerk with gold watch and
chain. Time must indeed, hang heavy on tho
hands of the people Whereabouts.
The girl at the watering-places who has huge
bow of ribbon on her tennis racquet is the one
who is always wretched player of the game.
She belongs to the numerous class of girls who
do almost everything simply for effect"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05

A Fall-Crick View of the Earthquake.
L kin hump my back and take the rain,
And don't keer how she pours;
kin keep kindo' cam il thunder storm,
No matter how loud she roars;
Ihaint much skeered o the lghtnin'.
Ner haint SIGH awful shakes
Afeared o cyclones-but don't want mono
o. yer dad-burned old earthquakes!
AS long as my legs keeps stiddy,
And long my head keeps plumb.
And the buildin' stays in the front L.
still kin whistle some!
But about the time the old clock
Flops off'n the mantelshelf,
And the burro SHOOTS for the kitchen,
I'm a-goin' to skoot, myself!
Plague take! eff you keep me stabbed
While any earthquakes is round
I'm jist like the stock Ill peller
And break fer the open ground!
And low you'd be as nervous,
And in jist about my fix.
When yer whole farm slides from thunder you,
And on'y the NOR gage sticks!
Now cars haint agoin' to kill you
Eff you don't drive 'crost the track;
Creditors nevern jerk you up
Eff you go and pay en- back;
You kin stand all moral and mundane storms
Ef you on'y jest behave
But a EARTHQUAKE!-w eff it wanted you,
1t I'D husk you out o yer grave!
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
Bill Arp Thinks Blaine Doesn't Know.

Atlanta CONSTITUTION.
Old Jim McGinnis used to be magistrate in
these parts, before the war, and one day when a
case about the hire of a negro came up before
him, he wouldn't let the lawyer read from Green
leaf On Evidence because Greenleaf lived in
Boston. "What does he know about the hire of
niger" said he HE never owned one. nor
hired one. nor lived where there was one and
he don't know no more about EN- than the man
in the MOON If jim Blaine would come down.
here and stay long enough to find out something
he would have some excuse for talking or writ
ing, but reckon he would write passed. of lies
anyhow--so let him rip He will die some OF
these days and be forgotten What q comfort
there is ia that
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
Another of srr. Evarts,s Jokes.

PhIIaueIphia Times.
An instance of the Secretary's appreciation of
the humor OF passing condolences may be men
TONED. party were opening champagne as a
beverage for mountain lunch The Secretary
spoke up: THAT really suggests the difference
between the administration of General Grant
who was silent, and General Hayes, who was a
temperance man" Being asked how the line of
distinction was drawn. the Secretary continued
In The late administration it was 'Mumm's
Cabinet but think this one is Extra Dry
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
THE EARTHQUAKE.
Charleston.

Charleston.
SEPT. 1, 1886.
An hour ago the luling twilight leant
Above US like gentle nurse who slips
A slow palm DER our eyes, in soft eclipse
OF feigned slunber of most sweet content.
The fragrant zephyrs of the tropic went
Aud came across the senses, like to sips
Of lovers kisses, when upon her lips
Silence sets finger in grave merriment.
Then-sudden-did the earth moan as it slept,
And start as one in evil dreams, and toss
Its peopled arms up. as the horror crept,
And with vast breast upheaved and rent across
Fling down the storied citadel where wept,
And still shall weep, world above its loss.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
Miss Cleveland's Love scenes.

Book Reviewer in brooklyn Tag,e.
haven't said anything about Miss Cleveland
on account of her brother Ii she writes another
novel he is lost ] have never yet recovered
from that thrilling love scene in her book where
the lover looks hard at the heroine for q moment
and then says. passionately: do you love me9l
The heroine says firmly. Il do" Then. replies
the hero, good evening"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
When the World Busts Through.

When the World Busts Through.
Where's boy goin'.
An what's he goin' to do,
An how's he goin' to do it,
When the world bus SITS through!
Ma says she can't tell
What we're comm to,
An Pop says he's jes' skeered
Plum black an blue!"
S'pose we'd be playin'
Out in the street.
An the ground I'D split up
Bout forty feet;-
Ma says she jes' knows
We'd tumble in
An Pop says, He bets you
Then we wouldn't grim"
Spose we'd be 'tendin'
We had show,
Down in the stable
Where we mustn't co.
Ma says, the earthquake
Might make it fall;
An Pop says, "More'n like
Swaller barn an ALL!
Lordy! eff we both wuz
Runnin' way from school,
Out in the shady woods
Where it's all so cool!-
Ma says big tree
Might sqush our head;
An Pop says, Chop 'em out
Both killed dead!'
But where's boy goin',
An watts he goin' to do,
An how's he goin' to do it.
When the world bust through
Ma says. She can't tell
What we're comm to;
An Pop says, Hes jes' skeered
Plum black an blre!"
-,,n,..os Whitcomb Riley
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
A Hot Weather Lie.

Fan Francisco Call.
When dog Owned by White Pine New
stock-raiser fin DIS calf Or any other thing in
the cattle line unbranded he drives 1t in to the
corral, then takes the branding-iron to his
master.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
Surprised at DIR. Holmes.

Lowell Courier.
Dear. dear England pathetically exclaims
our Dr.. Holmes, and yet it didnt cost him q
cent to live there. and he had 1--WE square neal
q day, tco
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1886-09-05
At Charleston They Knew.

FuIiaueIphIa inquirer.
The most annoying thing about an earthquake
IS that you don't know II is an earthquake until
It's ell overland you begin to compare notes.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26
THEY OBEYED ORDERS.
The Furniture Workers Obey
their Chairman s Dicta-
LlOns
Ar NClsllil 8SlgatLO5ACI0ai



H-e- f@ blew al 3 clock 5es-
.- ue several -.gathlaf saols.
t tl. f.....i a
- s.l -N'a-F-2. --'1"
l.an .ner raols and walked olr Al about
-.. H.-.. -...,.. ..- ..r -.... .r...-Is..rs
.... ..- .I.
itrt alAt course % pursue
All t-t Hl-ln-l .ea.irF lL7t Hrfr
all orirrf slrlal. although here aud
-- ..a-l oe heard -l--rl-ilrs 90 -l'el'--rilt.
ue nitcrH mare oi -l1 mpiofes
- factory walked oat tA1 were
r-r-l Aa .ue-l- u t-e people coA1re
laI '.e streets ami "a lle rilcN Nalks.
r- luar lll- johnston. chairman 0i
-- .ra.ltfr WORKERS ff1lr.tlte assutla
Has c.rr around among iAe men
-al ealeas ring f1 persuade tnsm go
ar luu-- tal.-ls ~ acconlp push tlis Pc
a.4l-ei -le staIrs -eauuz % tAr factory
sal -t-ls ile nen afa-la Aln addressed
l is l1Fs want every man be
usas tlr tlrnii4re Workers froiee-
-tr .tl-1n to llsfrf-r a. once and 90
e --- aafur7- lolr ASSOCIATION meets
.a.- evening AAl Nl- in7l ar- YOU lAAt
haa-l9 90. l-ls Is no ui9e iof demo onslia-
.on a-- 14l nave done meeh IN
.Np nights lo undo = nag nave done 10 the
-f --- - f
sll1 tonight u tlefe Is any more oi it'
lAte only tAy vile ana cnId 10 look ailei
tai cas- -aAr luem ani ieaFe tue to"H-
llis Na- tae ket aoie 90 the situation ana
'le men De- .t sara to taeir credit dlspeIsed
once ana every lhieS Nas quiet AI-
johnston then requested all The men VINO
a4l Na.ael nAt 20 return % WoFA al once
ana about tairts men, All OF the employees
NAo wore Standing outside, returned 10
tAeir leuche, and business III the shop pro-
.ee rd lnln.eriu upiedly-
i-e ilal 'r.g 1i the men VINO sathered 10
'front.' oI -1e sn"p We're largely ioairIs anu 1h1
IifAil-fe NoiAers we're quiet ana the oiuer
.Ae- eniraforel % Keep the others sum.
i-r Ia.anlA, heraey Gay oflei' Ne"
l-lt.anl men were not members OF lhe as
,eno-aSe pul repfeseil tailFeS OF lhe cl.alT
a.l'fy Nere io 30 seen mere ana lheIe- Inc
iarniture WORKERS, that is the Older men De
pfrclie tle course that was pursued lhe
I past Ho laFs ana lle Diane must properly
I ne laid ON - shoulders oi a gang OF ldleIs
I and ~
/ 81. W johnston was lnterVie"ed last
I night and sad- "lt is a man named bOlt
1 NAo IS to blame Tor all this excitement
7 hr was the man who walked out OF the
/ NcCOrd & BraIneid factory and then
went around to The Kent. Ouel' berkey x
Gay Nelson Matter q Co, ana fhWnlN
/ iae-ores. and representing himself As an
authorized committee instructed the men 10
I tlrn oli in body ana lofce the eh-houI
men t9 4ult After kicking up ali the
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

Uch Great Eastern circus closed very
successful engagement in this city. last
nghf fle ieut being WeI filled. Under
la.nue. Whitney careful management the
show IS fully equal 20 many larger and
0,are prerentious exhibitions and deserves
Hterl patronage from amusement loving
people Iae show wHl appear a. Detroit
Che .ssf af fhe week after which time
prices F ne -etu ed 90 ten cents and The
seating rararitT ~ che canvass on iarged.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26
Those Adam. Andalusian-.

THE examination of Charles Adams
accused Of stealing half dezen Andalusian
chickens from IT r Naysmith was com
meucei in Police court yesterday. The
prosecution is being conducted by Chas. o.
>nedlev and John A Fairfield and the de-
tense aV D. A. Blriingame and Maurice NJ
H0rsemau But htle progress was made
in fle ease yesterday and 10 was adjourned
lrffI O'Clock fhis morning. The c0nvic-
rinu 0r acluitfal 0f the respondent seems t0
depend entirely on The Identification of the
-.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

The diseases which yield most readily to the power
Headache Neuralgia Insomnia Tor Sleepessness affections
of the Liver and Kidneys Rheumatism GOu Consumption,
Night Sveat> Bronchitis Loss of Voice. affections of the
Ear Eye and Throat Nervous Debility and all troubles hav-
ing their origin the torpdy of the Nervons Circulation
Dyspepsia St. Vtus Dance Epilepsy This Treatment is
specially and wonderfully effective in of
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

aam 9e.fss. Henry Huber. Fans
r n O. Coven Michael Co'le-
-.n ls s-enf fr John 81 Crneron. 7 n sn3
M I.n 0sert hrss IscoD + Piischke
ana Ier ~1Ve-er each pai the County
f-ssrs- tH tr rei -sris yesterday
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26
NO MEDICINES GIVEN

except in those where upon examination it may be
found change the condition of the blood and by
the n con- JUNCTION with this Magnetic Vital Force
Treatment a radical be more easily and rapidly Y
effected
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

The Automatic Exposition at 56 Canal,
is absolutely the climax The last day.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

e4Asl a4l.l7 sz1AE AAf
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

You need not deceive yourselves. The
Automatic Exposition will positively con
clude exhibition in Grand Rapids anC
vicinity at 10 clock tonight.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

The last call, last chance and last day TO
see the marvel of automatic science.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

The agonizing pains of acute rheumatism
vanish ar once under the touch of DR.. Mel
len magnetic hands.
Telegram-herald., 1886-05-26

Food Of Foods Cerealine.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1886-04-17
senators Wilson and SALISBURY.

Hs,uqton r"rr,Spoad,at Y. !. Fib0nc
Nh Wilson, of Mary land. is one Of the
young" Senators: ihat is /" say, lie has
been III the Senate "uly l;rIlr mare tn;.n
a year. In point of a-e IT, Mould pr"ba-
bly, rank with the old a., tecans.. ht. Is
i'll hr> s'x'y-s XIII ycar He Las not been
he .rd irrcA as yet. He il 81. ken, it is
true, on ore "r two occasion, but then
with such mudesty and d!ifitcEce as to
u!gtS' !nat lie ! as not yet become T; mi
lar with himself in the character of
TINTED States senator | nave no doubt
isc is a very able man, but lie, too, has
Et.lc iGios>ucl asies. He will sit in his
chair fer l., ulS. pouring over some do3u-
mcitS or listening attehtivelv to the de-
bate g hilt--t taking snuff He has never
been able to break himself of this habit,
though at one time of his life lie tried
hard enough to do ii. And thereby, |
am reminded, hangs a little romaLtic
tale. Many years after the practice of
snuli-Iakilg had cen tabooed in 90, d
society Mr. Wilson determined to reform
by giving up the snnff-box and by max
i'm an arrangement; with Il deserving wQ-.
man, WHO hrEt d shop i'll his native towh
az Saw HI. Ma, to- get pinch when
ever h. calt,d at Il c shop for It. Mrs.
knoE that " ) the wnmau's namc-had
been in better cii,urAtdnc,s before she
kfpt tie shuI.. She Lad pretty ami re-
lined daughter who had been educated
and was :. Il} II III nrerS ahd depoit
ment. The mother di,d. Thinking Judge
Wilson a Staid old w!omtr IL d adapted
to locking after Il pr,lty aud friendless
gill, she left her pr"p r'y in the judges
hands, asking him to take care of it fer
her daughter. lett an orphan. The Judge
settled mp the estate, secured her little
patrimony to the daughter, and finally
succumbcd to her beauty and merit and
married her. Tue match TUNED out
most happily.
Salisbury, of ID !. ware. is a different
man. He is tall gaunt, bird of prey
hover in the semi circle behind the last
row of chairs where he is fn OF walk
ING up and down, his hands behird his
back. his head bent low, S if in deep
meditation. There goes u man. the
sarcastic Ingalls, is SAID to have remarked
once, who thinks he thinks True
cnnuuh | have never ,;uOwn auybody to
accuse salisbury Of suffering from an
overdose of intellect lie is perfectly
harmless however--as Senator. No
body listens to hir! or pays the slightest
attention to what he may have to say
To dn him justice he seems to recngniz.
this, aud therefore rarely addresses the
Senate. As long as he can walk mp ard
down he Senate Chamher, il sight Of
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1886-04-17

When Baby sick, We gave her CASTORlA
When she was Child. She cried for cASTOR1A
When she became Miss, She chung to CASTORlA
When she had Children, she gave them CASTA
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1886-04-17

Washington bispG'rb I" thu E0Nni",s i,i.r"ao
Senator Jones, of Florida. evidently is
anxious for some excuse to acct ant f"r
his absence from his seal i'll the Senate,
other than his love affair i'll Detroit.
The move in his own State to try t"
place some one in his seat, unless Ii"
returns. has about brought him to his
senses, and from reliable authorities il
is said he contemplateS an early return
to this city. He has written letter to
a friend here and while he denies that
he is love sick, and repudi"tes such All
dispersion, he says the real cause Of his
absence is because he is tiiS9usted with
Cleveland's Administration. Rather than
be on hand to have to de end it ii the
late debate, ne preferred torcmain away,
and says now that that point is settled,
he can come back to his place. Whether
this will be accepted as a valid plea for
his absence is rot known; but, at any
rate the country has had great deal Of
fun at the Senator's eXpence, and his
fellow Senators are waiting his return
with anxiety 20 see how the affair has
treated him.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1886-04-17

A young lady in Granville is curinusIy
and amusingly lifted. Her tees are 50
supple that she can snap the great and
third toe of either foo. with as sharp ard
clear report as the average man makes
when he snaps his thnmb and linger
She is di1i lent about exhibiting he: DE
culiar accomplishment. but her Intimate
friends assert that size is quite and adept
and can keep good time to a lively .i;g.