New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-26
Az EQUAL DIrISIoN oFL4BOR.

When the don. George Wnship, tie we'll
nsi.rs int ne eooke tie n.p- ,ck< 1g,il ~
on acted as valet lie cAamOrc to the horses OF the stage
company which employed them. When Colonel vii lam
Bulge takes his turn at It's narration insists that
Editor NlnshIp snampOoed tue mule, while IL us
epecb, province 10 navigate the snged but escueut
tap jack through Its little sea Of rease.
TAere division OF labor IN the shack age
Inn Kept 10y lhem nssed on strictly equitable principles
IL had been agreed that the Judge and the Colonel
should alternate each morning In performing the PAINFUL
once OF nrenulid er inns was not hs serious op
w0dld think for II was their bank
over night and there was always enough eInb-rs
eft Tor resi- rotsbie blaze TO Desia with The nre
pace made OF logs, a. here d within
Il thick Coating OF the tenacious Rel River mud. Not
outstanding this the chimney or rather the wooden
part OF 1t OCCASIONALLY caught fire, AMI bncket o.
water an1 mass OF NOR ar Ike mud 70 extiususu the
tame were ever present household Necessities Ous
Del"s JGlxe Winship stuck his head irOT
punso hide and saw tho entire chimney ani
OF the butt ding He nudg-d Colonel Bulge who reposed
beside hn the pile OF skins which did duly tor bed
was upF' The Colonel not sufficiently awake
Budget" Then came a liIile elbow action and the
Colonel semi-somDOient state drawed out Whoa
dreaming OF klcAins mule Bulge, she's anrt
Wei, you needn't be so noisy bout IT, There Is no
vs 81 tn- soa-e ARE sr"w-S the coen 1sn
waking NJ cro-s. Non spoiled the -ck.st dream
! ever had wIlh your Internal 6r-alarm. Why couldn't
YOU nave let have II OUT And say. while ION hunk
gentleman you ought, just out Il aecenoy
10 wear boxing gloves something on your elbows.
Nov you lot alone. want 10 sleep"
The nrs was spreading the CORNERS, and the whole
upper art OF the end wall was aname.
saw Colonel the fire IL spreading it's your turn
get up You better pot Der ont while us easy"
" IL amt my turn 10 yet up. Judge.
" Yes i.i' Tiers the rseora 1oioHelT The Judge
on the wall. The last letter obeFited was ". show.
Ing tnat Editor WAship had built the hre tue norulng
before.
Judge, don't care for the record You say it's my
turn To build the nie Tue nre Is already built That
lets out Nature Ii on nv side"
Colonel. Rnt up yesterday. and when think I'm
going get uD nrst to-day you're fOOie1, thats al
us wrong rs your turn. and you know is"
- Judge, you tnIuk you're holy terror the arsue,
hut tel you that can ay abed longer tAau you
argue. I'm willing 70 build are. but Tn burned q
ever agreed to put one out lnis fire IA yours You
discovered II It's yours Dy right OF discovery Git
The whole eud 81 the building was absJe By THE time
the tongues % hs'u1 were licking along tue dry
"a ters Of tie ceiling and roof
- You needn't thins Colonel that any man who came
10 Amerc" b. way OF hud'on's Bay is going 10 down
/ can stand IL as long as yOu can"
The smoke and heat Deca,ne OPPRESSIVE The partners
drew the buffalo robes over their heals, and each aited
painful The name- we're now nearly over the heals Of
the Den. Tue image stuck his head oit to prospect
Tie and he met the critical and calculating gaze OF the
~W.li you give in COLONEL"
Nary give. Judge"
Both heads ducsed under cover. Presently falling
enner, oeZsn 10 SINCE the buffalo hide whicb they
LiOleis"ie rsfter tell AMI startled both into putting
our their heads agAn " prospect for further disturb
WIN you GIT up. COopelp
crs king OF TIE rre we're growing ominoas il wa.
only question OF fec longer when the roof
would isA The eIpiosioD of fisk when had con
tained little powder died the room WITH dying sparks
and Dr0ug at DOtD heads 70 Tho snrtsce asain.
say COl0De will yeu gil ny with lac. sim taneously
q II weref
Why. certainly Judge. you know I'm the most res
sOnAble alive I'll do nytning that's ialr. 4"
Well let's get out OF this without undue haste and
arm IN arm they arose Which hrst al which WA
last bern question. The Judge 10 thus
day has, sasAklDg suspicion that The Colonel held
few inches Once up they ie 10 and out
doors the provisions and skns which the snack
tained An hour 80 lacr. aiser they had burrowed
neat IN the ssca and nIed things Tor the night
the two stood and yie~~d tue smoking ruins
This" said the oione, sorro sfIlly. comes from
your blamed muiishness You might nave suggested
our getting up together long before, ysu had mind
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