The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-11-30
THE PRESS.
TUESDAY MORNING, NOV. 80.
WIT AND WISDOM.

"Can you conceive asked the professor. san
eternal vacuum, portion OF space unoccupied an
empty void, into which nothing ever enters, from
which nothing can ever come, which mantains
invi0late and forever its own eternal emptiness o,5
81 can" replied the student; II have a styio-
graphic pen.
what Is cold in the head? Medical an.
thorities say it is due to atmospheric germs nm
even clothing of the body, rapid cooling when In
perspiration, &c. The important point is. thar a
cold in the head is genuine rhiaitis. an inAam.
nation of the lining membrane of the nose which.
when unchecked, is certain to produce catarrh-
al condition-for catarrh is essentially a "cold,
which nature is no longer able to "resolye" or
throw off. Ey's Cream Balm has proved its SUI
periority. and sufferers from cold in the head
should resort to it before that common ailment be-
comes seated and ends in obstinate catarrh,
sBoyI' she called from side window, you get
DO you rent or own?" he inquired.
I'VE own this place, and you get off,"
MOftgage on 1t?'
mo, there's no mortgage on it,"
neh \ II htch over the line TO the next fence
nat woman h dasn,t drive nae off, for she's two
hohths Dehlnd In her rent"
Keep DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup at home Physic-
isns prescribe it. Thousands take it, Price 25e
Mr.. Henry Mylander, well known tailor Of
Baltimore, writes:-'I do not hesitate to pro-
nounce Salvation Oil most excellent liniment
"Your husbandwas an estimable man." said
Mr.. Drinks to young widow, "but--you will not
MIND my saying.he had no tact, ne policy"
have one, but he didn't pay his last premium and
expired two weeks before he died..
Manager-What is the meaning of this item for
hardware, $780, in your expense account?
travelling man-Let me see. Hardware-hard-
ware. On, yes; that is for poker / thought IL
better TO tone 1t down little by generalizng It
isn't well to be too specific about Some things"
Lord Lawntennis-You have no nobility in
America; ye know, no leisure class Now look at
NJ. Demitass-And our French dukes.
Young Observation-Disclosures nothing look at eur
New York counts.
We devote portion of our space this week to
yours forIHealth," the women's sure friend Its
popularity is on the increase.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Liver Pills are far superior
to all others for biousness and kidney complaints
25 c, at all druggists.
Customer to deaer-Haye you got any name for
II never heard of scales having name"
Wen, you ought to call them ambush. You
sec they are always lying in weight"
The action of Carter's Little Liver Pills is
pleasant, wild and natural. They gently stimu-
late tho liver, and regulate the bowels, but do
not purge. They are sure to please.
eyes. Mr.. oldboy," she smpered, 81 have seen
"a springs. Would you think it?"
well, yes, ma'am. / don't know but what
would, and guess some OF them springs must
have been very backward" said MIR. Odboy.
Smart Weed and Belladonna combined with
the other ingredients used in the best porous
Plasters make Carriers S. w. s. b. Backache Plas-
ters the best in the market Price 90 cents.
I've been on this road 10 years." said the con-
ductor on southern railroad to a passenger who
complained Of the slow time, can / know what
I'm talking about
Ten years, eh?" said the passenger "What
station did you get on at?"