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New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
JACKSON AVID THE VETERAN.

from Prisvs Rem incences Of Sixy Years ~ the National
UetrOp0iis."
Removals from Office that places might be provided for
Jackson tue order OF tho day. but President
Jackson disposed 10 disDlcs any veteran sol.
the politicians was General oolo Van Kensseller
whose gallant services ainst Grest Britain iu the Var
OF 1872 had warded election to the House
OF followed by his appointment Post.
master OF Albany He was decided Federal st, and
the petition for MS removal was headel by Martin Van
Bdrrn aud sas Wright.
Visiting Washington. General Van Rensselaer, received
cordial greeting Eom General JackOn az ui'ld
reception an then t3kinsa seat IN corner he waltse
,ul The foon Was cleared when he again approached
Il Pr ssuPn saying: General Jackson, have come
to take 1t from and they know I'VE nothing
else TO live upon. The President maj no reply, TIL
the aaed postmaster began to take OF his eoat IN the
excited manner. when Old Hickory broke out with
the inquiry: What In Heavens name are yOu going
to dol Why do you tase OF your coat heroF' Well,
sir am going To show yOi my wounds. which Ieceiyed
1t on at once arr" was tho reply; surprised that
a man OF your should make such exhibition OF
him sel. and the eyos OF the iron President were
suused with tears as without another word. he bads
his ancient foe good evening.
The next day Hcs,rs- Van BUren and Wrists called
at the White House and were shOwD up Into the Tresi'
dents room. tney found him smoking clay Ppe
Mr. Wright commenced to solcit tue removal of
General Van Ren,selaer asserting that he baa been
known a very active advocate OF John Quincy Adams:
that he had literally forfeited bis lace Dy bis earnest
opposition 10 tue Jackson and that he nos
removed tbs now Administration would be seriously
injured He had hardly finished tue last sentence when
Jackson spang " hts feet lung his pipe into tue lire.
and sxcla ned, with great yeucmenca, " take the
e.lsequencos, sir. take the cOnse lueuces. BY tne
Eternal! | will the Oil msu! l cannot
rcmovs him! Why. NJ. Wright do yon not know tnas
bodrr' That settled the question. and Gener Al Van
Rensselaer remsined undsturbsd as fostmister at
Albany through the jackson Administration. although
Martin Van Buren,, when he Came into power promptly
bounced hun.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
BOSTON,.
SPOKES FROM THE HUB, SOCIAL AND PER-
SONAL.


SONAL.
lrRoM THE REGULAR CORRESPONDENT OF 1HR TRIBUSi:J
BosTON, Aug. 14.-The engagement was an
rcd carly IN the eek of Miss susan Sturets,
daughter of Mr.. Russell Stursis and Mr. John A.
Preston the wel-known pianist
Miss f. p whippe. wife OF the late es'ayst and her
old friend Mrs Dsano A Goddard whose late husban
will he remembered the former Editor OF The Boston
Advertiser veut We olnesiay to Bass Rocks, G Ducester
for greatly needed rest Bass Rocks Old and
tayorite resort OF Mr.. Whippo's.
Summer reanings ny society amateurs have become
quite popular this in Bostons suburban resorts
aud have been greater than gwen
social ecl.t, Browning readings in Boston
ter Mr. Pickering Is giving at present a morning
course at MAGNOLIA. where Boston Feop do
at the cottage Of Miss BgeOw. dau ghter OF the
Hon. A. o. Bigelow Of Boston. On Thursday Qs third
rcadugj he read PrOwninss Saul" Al his fourth and
las next week he will real clever sketch for
hu. Dy Mr.. Francis b. Hayes, or Lexington, called
" MR. j. Peter BrOwnos kettlodrum." Ii will contan
several portraits OF we'll know, wouon and will doubt
make IA decided hit. snort story by Mr.. stimson
u. ). OF Dale Will also be On the programme.
The young peoples course six
on tue War of Independence gwen at the Od south
Church. Wednesday, atsrnOon by Mr. John tiske on
Bunker IIll an the Ns~s IN England" There were
James McAlliser Will lecture on the Declaration ot
Inde pendeuce."
The managers cannot resist any longer the urgent
hight every theatre but two will 6o open Iniesd.
Manager Rch, tue Harvard Atnen9um, makes
special haste aud begius this evening Nothing OF any
particular value Is promised Or these early nights AT
the Museum, Roland Reed In Ifumbng"; ut tue
Globe sMi-s pzzie. Evans IN Fogg's Frry -; at the
Harvard Aihensenm The Gold King and at tue
Boston Theatre tho Ethiopian sercnAders OF Johnson.
McSlsh aud Slayen.
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15

"What do you think OF that asked Mr. E1der, proud
It's bosh, replied Misc Cleveland and very vulgar
bosh You can't post IL up viii not allow IT,"
"Why, num- why, mum! beg IN tho publisher, look.
inx axnast this businesa You've rot tu boom
thingA There's no gitup abeut ths'n do"
viii not silow H. repealed Miss Cleveland.
Mr. Elder looked iittis unhappy but then reflected
that hs could get them around anyhow. aud the
relied ny.
"Now about contributors Have on thought Of any,
mum " he asked.
ave will nave no contributor will write every.
thing nyself." snsvered Miss Cleveland.
"Bas, mumw otied the pdolishsr an suish In bis
have variety. WAS ihskinr Of having this fellow vuo
Niagara Falls Ia barrel psris
Sensations like this take. We GOULD wsrk xrtoio
with cuts. funderstAud you're gone On . chap uamsd
George Eiot. ana I'm willing to Rive him whir, too
n be dOssut charso TOO nush. Cou-. now lots have
regular hash Of lerrors 70 start on with What
you ssyt
There was pathetic pleading In the tone, but Il
did not move her "Issy just what Asid before" she
remarked sterhly.
aross u "a. "mixht ask what you are going 70
hav~ IN r.
No s,r" replied Miss Cleveland ~ che too aross, ct
shsll ksep that aosoists secret Wy business
Anu the public have h0thiax ~ do with u"
M Etd-r left Fer = sis he VS. II profound
Of dSprsssion. but tns does not seem 10 have astsd.
Fr0m Syracuse the following prsss dispatch Was ssAs
out;
SYRACUSE Juiv 3-NE Eldsr. the CA,sass pussssAss.
psssed through hare The wsy west to-day sfsr lea6
and sattsfsogery tutervew With Ma CsvelaAA ~
futars peaiey u hb nAGasiAA
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
Mr.. CORHtN'S yVTNEG.

FROM The B0ttiWOFs
Senator German the city To-day, looking alter
certain departmental matters which Le desires TO
range preparatory 10 going away his summer
on. Mr. Gormau tells ths following stDry himself:
For many years he has been "A sufferer regular
attacks OF nrurslsa- On 81 OCCASION, has b
confined 10 his home a day two intense was tie
pain An old lazy friend once calol upon hun wnic he
was sunariu; iron one OF his stiacks. sac yr 20
mach sympathy that she almost forgot 20 tae
quest sho hhd 10 make-but she not. Upon le,rnlis
teered TO give him an niaitle remedy pro,ried 10
would promise not 10 laugh her het of being
believer In conlura,ion, spells etc. rhe s-natcr.
goodnatfrd way. informed her he under treat
mrnt ot All eminent physlcian who sonnet afor led
MN temporary t-lief Tie old lady finally prevailed
upon tue senator TO give ber uedy fair tra, where
uroD she suggested that he shOnld n,ry nut
meg such rs Is used cooking drill hole through IL
attach it TO piece OF stng or ribbon, aud wear 10
around his neck continually.
The Senator while suffering ono day determined 70
give the nutmeg remedy trial. He followed the Old
iadye directions ant In few hours felt greatly re
eved tic has worn tho nutmeg aud IL seldom
troubled with neuralgia He has c0nsuited several phy
scisns on the subject and they that the natmes
possessss certain virtues which may have eject nea
ralgic paiuA
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15

venture destined to prove success after
ALL ChIcaso Opera House. which has been entirely
I'd presents handsome interior. 10
Tia, own open to night with Robert
Downing In "5partacus" supported by an excellent
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
BTSMA RCES FIRST DECORA rrUy.

Er-AinIster Kasson The North ApsrIcan Rsvew
While no WAS serving In the Chlan Cavalry. la lsiZs
his eroOm who was the OF forester his estate
rode tuts the lake TO sive the horse batn Ms,ins hs
footnx. The rdot was thrOwu and disappeared IN the
water. Bismarck stan ling with group II officers
tho bridge. and his sinking grod IN Instant
his ~ ord aud uniform srouDd aud icape6
into the lake. Ia found the struggling AMI seized
him. But In tho blind agony OF o drowning man no
chung so tightly " his master thst Bism Arck helpless:
WAS Obliged Ia div" With hs burden loosen tnc hold
II secnod both were lost BuC AFTER bubbles rose
to the surface foil owed ny bismarck who IN the Depths
had detacned tue grip OF tho man. and appeared
The Illuminate form WAS restored ufe and the follow
Ing day to iuty.
For this act be aterward received the Prussian medal
for Rescue from PERIL" which his nst decor alton
aud 10 pI ondy wore It whom he had Osher Nor nAS
DO eince aaendoned H. for 1t dnds its place s amid the
hiSheSt iders which EurOpesn monsrchs have snce
sno~erod hs breast HE friends fond OF toll
lug hb answer to much decorated diplomatist woos
seeing this lonely medal on his young coicagaes eoa
inquired what decoration 10 WAS Herr Won Bismarck
who 81 that time. had no title aud had earned no cour
decoration. looked him hard In the eye and ssdt =
em In the habit sometimes Of saving maus Me."
HONESTY.
lfoNs re ArkunsoO frdveltSr.
Fruit dealer 10 sopD" rus dewn thoee sour befreA
Don't yoa ess one Of them"
eon-"WhyT -.
Dealsr-"bseaass they're not At 70 -. Thsy'n kia
you"
Customer tpoinune 70 the bsrriss)-" vrssAr
DeslsrO"0atAsred THE meeutn9. a."
Customer (ssuuR Oue) -'eostes s0ur."
Deeler- On, yes rather saes-ane aeid. ependid -
o,liou: sunAsA I've oAaeee IsA vw DasSaO
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
THE EDITOR AND THE PUBLISHER
A MOMENTOUS INTERVIEW.
Prom TIE Wash.ngton Hatehst


Mr.. Elder, the proprietor of Ihe Chicago Lit
erarV Lv'. was at HoIAsa Ps,eat t"is week for tho
OF her future Connection win his He walked
up tho neal pAtn that leads to tue h"nss castnE look
OF p1de about him he did He nad certain
OF propretorship 10 the surrOundinxs lie felt hat hs
had engaged them with too dsIngusbed artnoros- and
thai th-y wero TO ecrtau extent, part OF general
scheme. As nltinR recognition Of tho occasion bo
wore crsvat OF TyrAn purple.
At the doorway there va piacard that road Pub-
lshers Will piease wipo their foet tho mst and no
ranY the boil and va. u.Srrsd n,o war al and sss
10 taAe seat nntii his card oeuid no fo
easy aud as f.poss-ssed. A pusli.h-r sl~ay.m
Pretty soon dies nj csmr down. sh. had been
hard At wors Al morning upon an essay on " fhe im-
erruped -tili nor full of OF
condeseeudins dignity waeo sho greeted hr After all
be was nocrssary evil When great sp rt IL pell~d
6 d~scoud from tae nities, other OF WamAns Higher
Sphere such poor tools have tber Especially about
" Cool day. mum. good day" crisd the Chicago man
win explosive hearlip.s "GIad to sre you I've como
"Our literary scn~me sad Miss Cleveland, coidy.
"On no,aa- 60 said ,se pusisaer h"si,a,inriy. only
ss owned tho thing Why tboosht-
forgotten for the nom~nt. Proceed!'
"Weii was going to mako somo suggestions and
what You thought Of them. Now about the advertis
"There will be no advertsemen,s," said Mas Clsvs-
land. "I will have no vulgar element OF
obtrnding itself into my life work"
But. mum! mum! we've got to have cm.' cxpsstu
lated Mr. Elder "Thevrs ths BACK oono OF every hing
OF the sort. You can't run maxAziuo without EN-.
press it,, SAID MI. ci.vs.na c.ipiy "is VIII soar.
" soar r. muttered tho Chicago man, az you leave
ont The advertising You bot " will soar, And pretty
darned high. too But about subscriptions was thiDk
inr that we might get the members OF the Cabinet to
solicit for us without commission. They aiB
to d. aud the,'i Ia ga to hclp koep their lobs OF
conr~ In the case OF Garland. we'd have ~ have bonds
bnt gur-s the others rixht."
Is IL quite impossIbe" sad Mss Cleveland. with In
creAsiuY frigdity. " All persons deSirng subscrt
will have 10 submit their names ana references tD inc
II theIr Characters arc satisfactory they but mo-,
othrrwis~.
The pu lisher stunned Then. reflected TN At
he IRON Caicago and wouldn't Ia mueh II ho
couldn't get around this little arrangement, his face
red again.
"Wrli." he continued, "we'll FIX that afterwards
I've heen getting out some postors That tnink will
please you. Your names IN letters four feet
Here's OF EN-" And he unroIled a lot Of p .pcr
from whVse white surface tho following lines stared
All, There, ComrAdo
Got Your Shek~is Ready for the
Chicago Magaziue!
Tho Oaly Truly Pirsi-Class Literary Racket
on tho Laks!
All Rivals Turning TyriAh Purple with Envyi
MISS CLEVELAND
Has Boon Engaged st an Euormous SAlary
Tv Edit 1t
No Connection with Any Other Conoerni
Subscribed subscribe!i Subscribe III
Como Early and Avoid the Rush,
"what do you think Of tA.ti" asked Mr. Eder, proud
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15
All, There. ComrAdo

Got Your Shekels Ready for the
Chicago Magaziue!
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15

Come Early and Avoid tho Rushl
New-York tribune., 1886-08-15

Tho Oaly Truly Pirsi-clsss Literary Racket
on tho Lake
Bent County register., 1886-07-24
Personal.

w. l. Craddock is putin up a
log stable.
j. L Beach went up to Colorado
Springs Monday.
Jasper Hearn went down to Cold
water, Kansas, Tuesday night.
c. G. Ament went down to Gra-
NADIA Wednesday, returning Thurs
day.
w. +. Fuller returned from To
peka Tuesday accompanied by his
family.
w. w. Louden was viewing the
country for little while up the riv-
er Wednesday.
Mr.. Crew, the plasterer, was down
to Lakin Tuesday. The storm there
blew barn down for him.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

Col. Hewes, F. 9. Descent, J. f..
Godding and j. w. Decker were all
down to Carlton Wednesday.
Mr.. Dan Keesee, who has ranch
ten miles west of Lamar was in the
city yesterday and made us Il pleas
ant call.
Capt. Spivey, l. r. and J. ii.
Holmes were in the city Monday
evening returning down the road
the same night.
w. 5. Clark, from Garden City,
has opened first class laundry on
south Main street and is already
crowded with work.
Mrs. J. S. Porter and little daugh-
ter came up from Garden City Tues
day TO Join Mr.. Porter who has just
opened business here.
L. u. Combs, of Bonanza, an old
acquaintance of Mr.. Decker's was in
the city Sunday and was showed
around the country by Mr.. Decker.
J. T. Godding sold lot nine in
block eighteen north side of rail
road, Tuesday to y. Deeter for nine
hundred and fifty dollars spot cash,
NJ. II. Thomas began work Wed,
nesday laying the stone foundation
for ware house twenty by forty
feet on the north side of the rail road
for Spivey & Holmes Bros.
Mr.. John Reilley, of Syracuse, on,
of the old time Santa Fe section
bosses, and good one too, WAS in
town yesterday with his men 20 a.
sist in fixing up the washouts.
G. w. Averill stopped off here
Monday night on his way from
Dodge to San Francisco to attend
the g. A. X. reunion. He said Will,
here he would put in a lumber yard
at Lamar as soon as he returned.
NJ. II. Thomas is more than pleas
ed with some building stoue taken
from a quarry on Mr.. Graham
claim just u mile from town. Mr.
Thomas, whose Judgment on Stone
- st~ -VOh ~ az ' hith - 80 N''st
hams quarry Is hard to beat in any
country.
Messrs HnrPole, Lip>ey, VanPelt
and one other gentleman vas out ii
the country Tuesd dav. Mr.. Harpol,
shot AN antelope, two eagles and cap
tured a young eagle which he brought
home with the other game. We did
not learu what game the rest of the
party broght III.
Mr.. Miller and BOYS i. p. Spraig
W. o. Butler and j. w. Graham
started north "Wednesday on an in.
specjing trip. They are rivelling
in wagon with full camp equip
page, and will 30 rs far north as Kit
Carson before returning. When they
get back they can tell man all
about the northern country.
J.. V. F. Randolph and John J. F.
Randolph, from New Jersey and
New York. have been laid by here
hy the washout since Monday night.
The former unloaded one hundred
and twenty head of Hereford bulls,
cows and calves, Monday and started
them Tuesday overland TO his ranch
northwest OF Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

OH
John Hess chop house is open for
night sessions.
LET
US go there as one man, and show
John Hess that we,
Us
and company appreciate a man of
energy and the artists of ability will
BE
patronized, whether cooks or mixol-
ogists. 1t makes MS all
HAPPY
to call at John Hess where you will
find FRENCHY at the frying-pan
and John Hess at the bar
AT
John Hess liquor store and chop
house opposite A. 7. .S S. F. depot.
Open at all hours of day or
NIGHT. 1.5
r
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

The House of Jacob, at Las Ami
mas, carries a stock of general mer-
chandise. He sells goods on a cash
basis and has, therefore, bargains at
Wells 5-l5
Bent County register., 1886-07-24
Local Notes.

e golden fire drops down the sky.
And -wathc- the town with throbbing heat;
a n summer hours all bresthlcss lie
~&Dn swoosing park and shining street,
I md lilies drcop and collars melt
sz And strong men gasp with reekins phiz,
31% How awfully. wofuily,
M Peltingiy, meltingiy,
't Fenrfully tcarfully,
lt Toilingiy, broilingly,
Hot IL l. Washington Post.
The river is falling fast.
Fence in your residence.
Iii We are little late to-day.
Pretty good town we've got.
aS Kinder lonesome without trains.
The cattle around town are slick
md fat.
The boys at the depot are hav-
ing rest.
This ought 'e be a good e9un-
ny for ducks.
Over thousand men at work
Al the washout.
The river has been bank full
for several days.
Yes, i, acts jus, like the rainy
reason, showery.
The Santa Fe pay wagon was
here last Sunday.
The river has been full of drift,
$~ood since the rise.
An awning was put up in front
ssof the bank this week.
The first death st Lamar was
xcaused by an accident
i The Burger House received n
coat Of paint this week
The week has been one of de.
slightful summer weather.
There has been postage stamp
famine in town this week.
Work was commenced on Mr..
( Fuller's coal sheds and office Thurs
day.
Everybody talking about the
kind of a garden they will raise next
year.
Our merchants have sold some
good bills to supply the washont
hands.
No excuse for wearing that dir/
" shirt now, there is good Laundry
IN town.
Can't see but what lamar has
reason to congratulate herself this
morning.
Las Animas, La Junta and La
mar are the three good towns in
Bent county.
Everybody growing about that
letter they expect TO get when the
train comes IN.
There are ahout seven hundred
passengers at Coolidge waiting for
the road to open.
Two cars of recruits for the
army went west to New Mexico on
Monday morning.
All the section men from Nick
erson, Kansas, west are up here try
ling to get the trains through.
Work on the irrigatin. bitches
is progressing as fast as a large force
of men and horse power can do it.
What is called bad man ought
to have lots of fun while he does
live for they most always die with
their boots on.
The d & r. G. road under the
new organization, will do no build
ing this year, but cut down expen-
Is wherever they can.
IN While penning cattle Monday,
cowboy roped a big steer and
Brought him TO such a sudden stop
Chat the animals neck was broken.
BY an oversight the dance at
yhe Rnsseii House was not mentioned
. our last issue. 1t was a pleasant
fair said all who were in atten-
.ance.
The wind last Sunday evening
blew down the frame of ]. Z. God
Eng's barn, which fell on a tent that
hail soma furuitnre in doinU
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

Good gracious! Look at the goo DIS
given away to-day at Cash Store.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Old papers for sale at this office.
A benefit for you to-day at Cash
Store.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

sl.25 goods for 81 at Cash Store
to-day.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

Bargain day at Cash Store, don't
miss it.
Bent County register., 1886-07-24

We have fon sale new half
m edium Gordon press. If
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-10-25
Lady AIaude ORiiyie.

from tHe De7tCoC ITtOHne.
Lady Maude OglYie, the bride, is thor
ough English woman, who loves horses and
dogs ana all outdoor exercises She came to
America two years ago, chiefly for the sake of
the Hon. Lyulph Ogilvle, to whom it is said
she is warmly attached. and also to crafty a
certain love of adventure which is inherent
in her nature. She arrived in Greeley with
her maid Unexpectedly to her brother. who
told her that she must remain at the hotel in
Greeley. as his cabin was entirely too rough
for her to liveIn. Nothing dauntcd, however
Lady Ogllvie rode out to the ranch one fine
morning and surprised her brother at his
rather primitive breakfast. NOtw ithstand-
ing her natural courage, she was nevertheless
S mewhat Disconnected at finding everything
in such rute state, and soon retired to a
dry goods box outside the door to 'think 1t
over" in her own way. She was alittle grave
that morning, but soon regained her natural
spirits and setted down TO life on the ranch
like the brave woman that she is. After
little while the Hon. LyuIph 0gilvie built
new house, and things went more pleasantly.
Lady Maude saw to everything in the small
household personally. and has often been seen
wlplng All old china Jeacup and engaging ami
mated y in d discussion on E.Igsh politics at
the same Time, by which il Will be seen that
she is at once learned and domestic.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-10-25
BRIGHT BITS.

THE girls will be pleased with uniform
marriage law il the. uniform is pretty and
there is man in It, PihSburg Dispatch.
IF the politician would discover how many
men would stand By him, he has but TO side
up to bar and call for drlnks.---Ye1D York
GrGDASc.
"CHANGE here" said the conductor of the
Pullman car.
~ suum, these droin rooms are expensive"
said Mr.. Hayseed. thrustlng his hand in his
pocket; ~ gave that darkey haf dollar not
NOR n an hour ago ."-BOston Commercial Bull
letin.
NEWSPAPER CORRESPoNDENr-And you say
your husband was killed by the Mexican au-
tborItie?
Texas Widow-Yes, murdered in cold blood.
Newspaper Corresp ondent-Er- was he
worth much?
Texas Widow-we hope to get 500, 900 for
him from the Mexican government lid
Bits.
LIKE SATIN
The flute and the trombone were still neck and
Though the cornet mad finished the race,
When down through the aisle in soft gar
mentS she came.
With the usher to show her her place.
Her chair, number five, was the next beyond
mine,
AS 1 rose that she might pass me by.
caught the perfume of the flowers that she
wore,
And the timid side glance of her eye
A thrill as of music went through my poor
heart;
Love had comet was sure knew that;
But the Joy was short lived; | heard some
thing smash.
And love left me a ruined silk hat.
-BufiI0 Express.
A BASE PLoT.-The other day as two we'll
known citizens were standing together in the
corridor of the post office. one happened to
notice that a postal card held in the fingers
OF the other directed to the holder.
Nv ny, how does this come" was asked
do yOu write letters to your<elf?n
I'm this case, yes,' was the answer.
"Thats iuIny."
'Well, not So very. See the other side"
He held it up and the other read: "Brother
Blank: There will be a meeting of the |. o.
0. S. B., No. 3S7, at The hall on the evening Of
Oct. 10. TO transact special business. Mem
hers not present will be fined SIS. j. Carey,
secretary"
Eyes, hut don't exactly catch on pro-
tested the innocent.
"Oh. you don't! Well, l got the cards
printed myself The society Is al a myth.
When | want 10 get out of an evening direct
one of those poStals 10 my house. When
reach home my wife hands it to me with "a
sigh ! offer TO stay at home and stand the
fine of SIS, but she won't have 1t that way.
That's all, my frleud-eXcepr that the same
scheme Is worked by hundreds of others, and
our poor deluded wives haven't tumbled to
the racket yet."-DetyoU Free Press.