New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In his efforts TO find excuses for discnarging Repub-
Public Printer Benedict frequently cuts an anus
Ing figure 1t s related OF him that recently while
moving quietly alb the establishment he across
a workman engaged In conversation with another worE-
man. what you doing here7" anRrily cried the
rcformer Talking" answered the man. "That
| is sufficient" replied Benedict "You viii re-
ceive your dismissal papers Immediately. Men
must work in this shop and not talk"
Very good. STR" answered the workman. "wll you
please send the dismissal to me at tho Office Of
the Adams Express Company I've been employed
there for the last twenty years. This room Uttered,
anu Mr. Benedict said: "D-itw
Newman was at h'eakfast Sunday morning pretty
late and MS landlady was waiting on nun. M.
inquire what was the matter with you last night
"Why-nadam-wha q he asked, with nervous
"You came in very late, you remember"
"Yes, know bur had been attending meeting OF
the Prohibition Climb"
Well, am glad of that, Mr.. newman. for 4 explains
Ran for Greycr CIove.ane as you went up yonr
room but II | were yOu," and sle smiled a wicked
cruel emile, I'D change 10y battle cry"-lWashington
Critic.
Few persons will agree 18th Edgar [. waksmsn
formerly Of The Chicago Current, who having been
travelling among the New-Engaud gypslss, writes to
The Chicago Aecs that this MONA c people 80 far from
being common tramps and depredators promise Noon to
gain numbers large material holdings, md no little
respect among us. The gypsy ain Iced co become
good citizen do this, and gypsy anything
but rolling will belle all the traditions OF his
The people OF Melbourne. Australia are going to erect
a statue memory OF Conne tho great Irish agitator.
1t will be ike the in o Conae ST.. Dublin, aud Mr.
BrocS. an rishnau living London, who was tho
sculptor then, mas also engaged for ahe work
the Melbourne monument
Mr.. Oyerdrawn readnR shopping list) Bonnet.
shoes, shoebutOns, gloves silk i)r dress. trimmings,
carriage nat etc, etc Don't yO1 think you can cut 1t
little, my dear
is Overdra wb-Certanly, love | know how hard it
is for TO get money now. 0an get along without
the Subscriptions just as we'll as not-l5t Pau Globe.
The Very Rev. DIR. Glynn. Prior OF the Augustinian
College Rome Is In Dublin collie citing money to build
q church the Eternal City in honor OF ST. Patrick
Irelands apostle The Pope given him large sub
pton and the four Catholic archbshops OF Ireland
have contributed each 800.
Boardi 2 nOnsf G9Ok-Now. having bad your break
fast think you sht 40 little work for me.
1ranp-Fd like tor obleege ye, mum, but I'm just
tagged
Nonsense. what could have MADE you tired'
A chewin at that there steak ye give me, num-
Omaha World.
PRESENTED tho tnat the listed ComstocK
mining represent value of less
than 81 100000 Ten years ago they worth
more than S27O,OOO.O0O.
Customer-see here, sir. THAT patent filter is a
fraud.
Dealer-Tn what way
why. 4 makes the water taste ten times than
it as before"
" Tastes OF the filter. oh /"
We'll that-that flavor is put in so you'll know it's
been Uttered. don't you kuow.'-lOmaha World