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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
VARICOCELE

or wor1ny Veins of the >cTotum. Often
the uasuspec:eI Gauss Lost Manhood.
Debility, &c,
DIR. 'IEs.s's ISviGJs NOR, No. ,. is the only
cure Tor pko rAroRRa44. 81 II Il M, D Is re-
stored .tud the lA,i i isiic moved back tio:n
a-e 20 y"ut.i
Price of either suvigRr> .atOr.
Cas-, ~ Sax bnttieS SO seus To foes,ahy ldd
covered securely ON uGssrsa,i n.
Dr. ..,c:s.s. & 30. cat -.,a' IL! b.
Homeopathy very form ~ Phi a IL. P'I
SArr.or CdsUAiC . ~. ,S=. =, ~ iHcft'i'y
OF mas aus drugs. II vi.a - s al! "a irJih
she BODY. r ~. ,..sss~s i4is'" tt1s "1-''S
ordinary rs-diCa' trsI fneJt ..;tp"edi = con-
lin e. The unnatural 'ss - scS zen AN 'tIon.
pi.bares Bright's bis sSe' lrstui y. ct. Cares
y,lsrl trcI, DISelsc, -. tie Z ut-'-UElH.ry or
gas, ki3Eey., ~ nui Ia g der >is CT lily
treated. DIssAsEs Us wo Am 81" DIZZY cVssD
Qualified md Irresponsible Or.
Ii.his s c.. from EURo.E, are "r-ahizt' IN
rompl .snc- with ~ il f"ia u dic1 Jaw. III
p..m.s procured 10y re, Ear C 'i!e &c { ~ alton
arI are nov in tac4r Einstceh d year ~ = x HI
prlc;i,e.
Most powerful electric belts t-cs TO patients.
To PEov. rus wcSrzKFUL PowEs q: The Is
vIses.roR - BOTTLE OWEN or SENT FREE
Con,s,Ita ion fires and pri's.e.
Or. LIgBIGS WONDERFUL INViG0R-
AToR is protected > eIpyris It from Patent
ofhce of United States G0TeTEineui- Beware
OF limitations.
pr. Leibi-'s Wonderful Easn ic Heaters or
Sell NaSnetizer,, the greet i 81: "a: We inVen-
zion OF he age tvtry ntn ar aani4r an a =.
b. their owu Maggie ic Hea e.. Ii can be used
without tn. ali u a protest. IlSi and rubher
consequently, no b +. fees 10 pay. Z = - com
cle:e - 4 on.y Il ar. - bs = bis nc.9s ~.
Call OF sd'rs LII s;ss2G DsSrESSAhN
400 Gcary St. san Frsneis sec. Cal
Private Entrance. 4a5 u 'ssa tire four
block. up Geary ~ irp ke-neS. aaii Ea-
trance through DispoT.sar Eru- sterc.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
This (ireNl

EiS Grenl
Strength e ga
Ing Remedy
q "a q = es sc
ssoa IL II the
legitimate result
Of over twrnty
years practically
Thu T. y L G l. Y
QUALIFiEU.Bt
~, \ IL iHtIYol-
CHAN Of one of
The hi hest aedi-
Cal cole ges Of
+ u r o p e ! n Il
CURES W | T II
u \ FA Ii : G
G + r T A ! N T Y
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
THE POET POWERS

q i5riIag q gratitude Impet> me IT,
acknowledge the great merits OF you,
CUT;cCRA, aud I cordially recommend il
to the public as q very valuable remedy.
II. y POWERS. BGipGEroKT, CoSS
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
& SSW HTS SAETE

All OF vour CUTICURA EEaEDIus givr
gerry gO0i satisfaction. the t'IIEgTp .
[ especially recon Hlend for the dis
,rases for - hicn it u>et know from
experience IL value. Dix. II ). PRATT.
MOutCilo, Wis
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
SORES on NECK

Cnas Brady, SOme-ville Mass. who
refers 10 DR.. III. WUpd, druggist of that
.ity, ceriifieS tOa wonderful cure of run
ming = ,res IN the neck when had been
created dy hospital phi. sicIans without
sure, aud which yielded completely to
The CUTICURA KEMEDIYS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
CgTsssrgsA ABROAD

Through = home return d Norwegian
have harmed to XII w your 'JTICUHA,
:. hici has III q short time cured nae oilu
t.czeEa that NY phv>ician'S medicines
could naI heal. CiIn. iIEi.IIEN.
BgRGEa, NORWAY, AgsissaLyorretaiEy
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
Wy Hospital ENprricnc

Having been surgeon in charge OF two
leating hospitals, enables me to treat
y! private troubles with excellent re-
suits. wish il distinctly Understood
hai do MOI claim 10 perform impDs>i.
piiiIies. or To hav.' miraculous or super
natural power. | claim only ~ oa
s<iilful and successful Physician and
ur2cOn. ioroagaly informed in my
.ppcInlfS-
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
s;lSEASz:& OF ygNN.

All applying Ia me will receive m
honest opinion az their plain S \ q
'xperirn | will guarantee =. pos
tIV,. cure IN eVe'y cas-" undertake., or
prfelt : .nGn Consultation in office or
" letter free and strictly private
'h;trg,.s reasonable. Thorough exam
iuinnfion. Including chemical .Iia
uirr .ScopiCih ANALYSIS % urine and 'td
-ico, s..
iGea hours, 2 TO duIiy; 6 To SevcGirs
Rd4yS u to l. on'v. Cali r:liareSs.
IS.s, ALI FIN.
:sSE tecrAp> .it.. san Francisco
California;.
scf22tF
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12

YOCNG IN

Snlfrringf la any of the above symp-
rom, should consult us a. once. Tn,
main can he scope {. vitality restore Z.
and life be male again Il pleasure in
stea' of :, burden.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12

THE EXPEtT SPECIALIST,

!iietivne to and is AcknOwle ICED TO be
tia most expert surgeon in his special
ity on the Pacific coast
YOUNG MIN
And middle aged men. who are suffer
ng from the effects Of Youthful Indis
.retiOnS or EXceSse> IN maturer years,
NERVOUS ana PHYSICAL DEBILITY,
IMPOTENCE, LoSr MANHOOD, confusion
OfideaS. duh eyes, aversion to society
dependency, pin piles on the face. loss
of energy and nemury, frequency OF
urinat.og. etc.
stS-KerEemNe yer, the Doctor has a Veg.
etable Compound. the result of man,
yJais OF special practice anu hard
;. udy which, Tnder his special advice,
has never failed of success in the cure
4 Lost Manhood. Prostsltorrnea. etc.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1886-11-12
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

Sufficien show it's merit will he sert to
y"n@ lying by letter, stating his symp
toms and age. Communications strictly conf
Dental ais
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26
w. WIN do Nothing of the Kind /.

We claim as an inal;enable right be-
longing to the press, that We violate
mo principle in paying TO any candi-
date for office on any ticket, the high
eat possible tribute, and II there he
those who desire IL serve the people,
we will exhaust ourselves IN painting
all surh red. We guarantee Ia put
corns on their hands, hay see'l in their
hair, and to enlarge their hearts until
the beat thereof can be heard a hun
dred vards-of which every thump
will lie in unison with that of the
laborin0 man. And we will further
guarantee to refund the amount we
charge If we don't make an an;i-China-
man of every aspirant without offend
ing the Better Element. = Boise
Republican.
We will do nothing of this kind for
political aspirants. If we know them
to be good and capable men whether
seeking a reelection or coming out
for public support. the first time-we
will say so; but if we believe them to
be incompetent. we will not "white
wash" Them to insure any patronage
for this paper. No man should be
put forward this Fall, by either party.
who has been "tried and found want
ing" We shall oppose any such can
didate. no matter to which party he
belongs.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26
A Noble Example.

In Cincinnati the other day Fitz
hugh Lee said he thought that the
events of the late war should only be
remembered as "evidences of Ameri-
can valor and fidelity" For himself
he was "happy to say that Virginia's
aim was to place herselfin the coronei
of the American union, and by her
heIpfulness in advancing the interests
of the common country to- become a
bright and flashing jewel
There is moral in the above from
one of the bravest of Confederate sol
diers. which "small fry politicians
would do we'll to heed. Never kick
up a muss unless you have backbone
enough to stay with it as long as the
fight lasts. And whether yon win or
lose, drop it when it is over, and re-
turn to the practical duties of life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

The Bulletin. New York sreci
says: Senator Fair, of Nevada, is
speaking out with reference to the
political future with great plainn' s.
of speech. He says that Cleveland
will run again in 1888, if the party de
sire him. His marriage may max
him more ambitious. He lost Lis
right bower in Manning. He was a
Democratic fortress all manned ready
for action. He was the chief man in
the Cabinet and knew all about poll
tics. DISAGREEMENT may weaken Cleve-
lands chances in the next conventions.
I think if he is nominated he will he
elected.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

If the Northern Pacific Railrt al
Company had fulfilled NIL its ol,lig' :
tionss it would have been entitled 49,
100000 acres of land, which. at 81 an
acre, the average price realized by it for
lands sold, would have brought in
&i63,0O0,000 in ca.h. As the com
plcted road has cnst only $7j 400. 0,T
ifpermitted to keep al its land, would
be very comfortably off.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

Senator Logan and wife will leave
Washington on the 18th or Goth of
nes mont.i la 90 l. san Francisco
Tley vii. go in n specia ear With
G1vernar Alger, of Michigan. The
Occa ion Of the Generals visit to the
Pacific C 'ast is the reunion of mem
bers of the Grand Army of the Re
public.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

At one fell swoop $4,000 have been
swept out of the fund of New York
missionary society 10y its defaulting
treasurer. Alas. the many widows
mites and the many pennies of orphans
that were there diverted frnm The hea-
then of foreign lands to the heather
of our own country.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

Carson Free Lance: Hon. J. p. H.
Wentworth, attorney at law at 800
Sansome street, San Francisco, and a
warm personal friend of w. NJ. Stew
art, expects TO stump the State in the
interest of Stewards candidacy for the
United States Senate.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

General w. T. Sherman has written
.the committee of the G. A. r. announc-
ing his acceptance of the invitation to
attend the eDcampment 20 he held in
San Francisco in August. His family
will accompany him.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

Thee. Winters seems to be the
Democratic favorite for Governor.
The fight will be very close between
Winters and Governor Adams.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26
Born.

ELLISON-At White River. June 8, 1885, To
the wife OF P. NJ. Ellison. son.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1886-06-26

GRAND
49, @
CELEBRATION
-OF-
AMERICAN INDEPEND ENGE
AT TAYLOR, NEVADA,
-oN THE
5TH OF JULY.
ORDER OF THE DAY:
@NzsE :aIutes Of 10 Guns al
aHSA Sunrise and Sunset,
zlAA National Salute at Noon.
PROCESSION.
READING OF THE DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE.
SINGING BY THE CHOIR.
POEM.
GRAFTON.
FIREWORKS IN THE EVENING.
OFFICERS OF THE DAY:
President ...................W. n. McGILL
Grand Marshall. =. .............J. T. CUPID
Orator .....................W Z. LOVE
Reader Of the Declaration
of Independence. \. MURPHY
Poet. ...............WILLIAM CRAZY
Committee OF Arrangement
JOHN vERZAN, J. B. SIMPSON,
P. C. WEBER, JAMES McoMIE,
/. C. MOON, W r. BASSETT,
WIN. REED, FRANK NEWTON.
TIE. EDWARDS, SAN SNYDER,
sol HIP, D. C. MCDONALD.
W. L. DAVIS.
ORDER OF PROCESSION;
Graud Marshal and Aids.
President of the Day. Orator. Poet and Reader
of the Decoration of Indepenoenes
In Carriages.
Music.
Donelson Post No. "a. @. A. r.
Mexican Veterans.
Car Of State, Goddess Of Liberty and School
Children.
Choir In Carriages.
Citizens on Foot.
{ iizens In CARR ges.
Citizens on Horseback.
LINE OF AARoH:
TIL Procession viii form at 10 o'clock 4. ".
on Main street. the right resting at Mrs. Yates
clearinghouse. andmove at !0:sO O'Clock share.
down Argus street 10 North Taylor, aud the
citizens of North Taylor will Join the process
sien there: thu procession will then move to
Monitor street to Monitor Mine, where the
Monitor Miner. will JOIN the line; thence to
South Taylor, down Main street to Opera
House. and disband.
EXERCISES IN 1HE HALL:
Read ng Of the Declaration
OF Independence by ........F. Y. MURPHY
Song BY the................... CHOIR
Poem by..... .......... ......WM. CRARY
Star Spangled Banner by. .........cHOIR
Grafton by ..................W. C. LOVE
Song by the. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ....CHOIR
CIR IND FIR works DISPLAY
IN THE EVENING.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13

ductive of much good, and the results are
noticeable here and there in plans which
promise greater degree of prosperity in
the future.
For instance, Randolph County ships
no hay. The location and character of
her lands are, in special manner favor
able to the growth of that product, but
heretofore producers looked almost en-
tirely to the wheatfelds for profit, and
there is not a balinQsnachine in the
county. Mr.. J. FL. Dickey, an enterpris-
ing business man here, and in former
years practical farmer, offers to furnish
baling machines at moderate rental per
bale and purchase the whole crop. 1t is
believed that many farmers will take adj
vantage of this offer, and that the coming
fall will find an increased acreage sown
to timothy.
In connection with this, and as showing
how little has been done in hay raising in
this section, it is worthy of remark that
the annual crop of ten counties lying
southeast of this point, and including Ran
dolph is not more than 40,005 tons. There
are no less than $4,000 counties in the
State, each haying annual yield equal to
that of the ten, and eight counties whose
average crop is reported at about $4,000
tons.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
Live Fence Posts.
From the Rural World.

On lines where permanent fences are to
be desired, say on boundary lines of per-
manent pastures, posts that would not
need to be renewed every eight or ten
years would be desirable.
When wire is used it is quite practicable
to provide living post at very light
cost. Along the fence row, either before
or after the fence has been made, cuttings
of willow or cottonwood can be planted
from eight to sixteen feet apart, and in
four or five years will be large enough to
fasten the wires to.
After the trees are as large as desired
for posts, the tops may be cut off so as to
prevent too much shading of the land, if
this is an objection. A few branches left
on the post will keep it alive. If there is
no shade in the pasture it would be we'll
to let the tops remain, trim up the trunks
so that the wind can sweep under and
thus make a shade for the stock. The
trees Will also add beauty to the farm.
Instead of mailing the wires direct to
the trees, better plan would be to fasten
an upright cleat to the trunk and the
wires to that, otherwise the wires will be-
come imbedded in the wood.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
Money Collecting in Dakota.
Estelline Bell.

4 sent you an account of 1875 for col
lection" said a man coming into the Of
flee of Dakota lawyer.
eyes, you did"
what success have you had?"
'Sued him last week and got it."
"That's good. Give me the money and
tell me the amount of your fees and I'll
pay you"
"My fees are $50. I have given you
credit for $25 collected-pay me another
$50 and We'll be square,"
''What" gasped the man, IT don't see
where L make anything by collecting the
debit
Nothing, my dear sir, from a money
point of view; but you have the satisfac-
ton of knowing that dishonest man has
been brought to justice! You can use
your own pleasure about paying that S25
now; took the precaution to commence
suit against you for the amount this
morning"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
Sorghum as a Fodder Crop.
American Agriculturist

The probability that sugar will be made
from sorghum with profit in the near
future, makes it desirable that it should
be cultivated, if only for fodder, until the
farmers become expert in its culture As
a fodder crop, it is one of the best that
can be grown. The excessive sweetness
OF the stalk make them palatable for cows,
ana experience has shown them to be
hlghly productive of milk. The crop is
grown as easily as corn, and when desired
Tor solilng' the stalks may be cut when
nalI grown and left to sprout again for
second crop. The seed is quite small, and
Is best sown IN rows, with common hand
orl,l' such DIS Is used for sewing mangles
or beets or other small seeds. The rows
should be three feet apart, and the plants
may stand-for fOdder-a foot or less
apart III the rows, The cultivation is nre-
clsely the same as for corn. A light,
warm, sandy soil is preferable, and anv
artificial fertilizer suitable for corn IS
better than yard manure.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
MISSING LINKS.

Cincinnati talks of opening the Pu bile
Library Sundays.
Lessons in cookery are being given to
the girls in some of the national schools
in Dublin.
A woman in Walton County, Georgia,
has rolling pin that has been in cons
ant use for 10 years.
An Ohio young woman has just started
for Dakota TO take charge of a $50 acre
farm which she has taken up under the
culture act.
Thirty-five eggs were swallowed at a
sitting by young man who participated
IN an Easter egg-sucking contest at Bed
ford, Iowa.
In Cation, Cal, there is a woman real
estate Spectator who is very successful.
She made $4,000 the other day on turn
in two or three hours.
large meteor, whose fall was accom-
panied by whirring sound that is said
to have been heard for a great distance,
fell the other night in the southern part
of Oregon.
A resident of San Bernardino, Cal, is
staggering through life under the weight
OF the expressive name of Bogus, given
him by his not too discriminating par
entS.
Cinnamon in Quincy, CAL, built big
bonfire one night recently during heavy
snow storm, and then caught over twenty
wild geese that swarmed about the bright
blaze.
A dense fog, only a few yards in
breadth, settled down upon one of the
rrTho e 81. IT,
lately, and remained in that isolated posi-
ton for two hours or more, while the sun
shone brilliantly elsewhere in the vicini-
ty.
A girl in Washington Territory whose
father gave his consent to her marriage
but then withdrew it, causing the young
man in this case to form another alliance.
threatens to sue the old gentleman for
damages on sort of breach Of promise
basis.
''The Pilgrims Progress" has been pub
lished in Canton in Chinese characters,
and illustrated by Chinese artists. All
the characters are Chinese. The scene is
laid in China, and Apollyon is as fine a
specimen of a Chinese dragon as one
could wish to see.
An Arkansas man who wanted to get
rid of his wife held her and burned sui
phur matches under her nose. When she
was partially Supplied he proceeded to
choke her till she became insensible. The
woman recovered and the husband will
go to the penitentiary.
When the minnow bursts forth from
the egg it is so small that its eyes are the
principal feature. They stand out like
two black dots, and look like two heads
to one body. The body is almost trans
| parent, and in appearance is not unlike
thread of white jelly about ali eighth OF
an inch long.
Thieves broke into the unoccupied
house of Assistant Secretary of of the In,
terror jerks at Brookville, Pa, recently
and carefully packed up all the articles OF
value that they could carry. Then they
visited the wine cellar and drank so much
that they couldn't carry away their plum,
| der.
A small boy in Hartford, Mich, teased
steer until the animal became very an
CRY. It started on dead run and knock
ed down boy, who will die of the injury
Then it tossed a woman, breaking he1
| shoulder sand otherwise damaging her
Luckily at this iuncture bull dog grab
the steer by the nose and held him until
the police arrived and killed him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
Cheap Sugar by Diffusion.
American Rural Home

Conversing with Commissioner Coleman
| learn that he is quite sanguine that
sugar will be made from sorghum and
sugar cane by the diffusion" process
greatly cheaper than by the old crushing
mills. 1t consists in slicing the cane very
fine, soaking it in water passing it through
some costly machinery, pressing the Juice
adding to it a large allowance of lime,
which is precipitated by adding carbonic
acid; it is then sent to the filter press to
rid 1t of impurities, then passed through
sulphur box, and then sent to the evap-
orators and rednced to''Masse Cutie" con
tanning 1913 solid matter. This diffusion
process employed by Germans in the
manufacture of beet sugar, enabled them
to drive the French out of the markets of
the world, and we will hope that it will en-
able US to make sugar cheap and plenty,
and relieve US from dependence on other
nations.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
APPLE MERINGUE,
Peacock Vanity in Women.
Paris Letter.

Does the modern woman Of fashion be-
lieye that there is one man in ten thOus-
and who knows the difference or can ap-
preciate the relative value of a gown that
has cost 200 or 500 guineas? Women may
dress to please themselves, or to cut out
other women, or to fascinate the men, but
they make desperate mistake If they i'm
agine that they secure the favor of one
man by their peacock vanity. The ex
travagantly dressed woman of society is
the over-dressed woman. It is the privi-
lege of English women to burlesque the
outrageous designs of modern Paris. The
costume of modern Paris, with no Eugene
to direct it is monstrous and hideous
enough; but a modern Paris caricatured
by modern Regent-street is almost laugh
able. Witness the high hats Or bonnets
smothered with flowers and vegetables
that made the wearer of each more hide
Gus than the last. The object of the
fashionably dressed woman is to fascinate;
the result is to disgust. There can be
nothing that is really womanly, really at
tractive, really pure, or approximately
noble in one of these fantastic pipiniays,
who, in these desperate times, while their
sisters are starving around them, cover
their bodies with clothes whose cost does
not atone for their hideousness, and who
know each morning when they rise, and
each night when they rest, that they are
as unable to pay for their frivolity as the
saddest wretch who, maddened with hun
ger, steals a loaf or fingers the till, and
goes to prison for crime not half so
morally reckless as the one that women of
education commit and women of acute
ness foster.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1886-05-13
Hated to Be AstOnished.
ArkansaW Traveller,

A very large man, a desperate fellow
who had often boosted shat he could not
be whipped, became involved in a quarrel
with a small man, Well. after the fight
was over friend of the desperate man
said:
'W'y, Abe, he tore you all to pieces"
''Yas."
''Mopped up the township with you"
"That's whut."
'Bit off one of your ears"
"That's whut he DONE"
Ruined your clothes"
''Yas"
pulled one Of your eyes OUT
"B1'eve he did,
knocked out couple of teeth"
"Reckon you're right"
'He don't weigh 100 pounds either"
"Don't bTeve he does.''
Il suppose you hate to be whipped?"
'Oh, no, Billy, I don't mind bein'
whipped, ken stand to lose my ears an
teeth, but thar's one thing about the
affair that makes me mad"
''What's that, Abe?"
'W'y the surprised the thing I reckon
l nate stOnishment wus than any man in
the world. Wy I thought [ could whale
that fellow with one hand, but I was never
more astonished in my life. Wy, the way
thar fool Teller fit shocked me astonished
me, tell you. Oh, no, don't mind the
weuppin, but, Billy, why didn't he do it
gracefully so [ wouldn't Nv been so
prlsed! | don't like that feller."