Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-08-29
BRIGHT BIS.

The cable announces that there Is cholera
in Bologna. What of it? There is also cholera
IN little green apple.-Bet0 HdUen Morning
Nel0s.
FOUR hunters who have Just fired stimuli
taneOusly at a rabbit and failed to hit it,
Wei. wonder who missed that time.-Fr0m
the German.
Now IS the Time to Buy: Clerk Ito en-
ployer)-Wnat shall | mark that new lot of
black silk at?
Employer-Mark the selling price So yard.
Clerk-Blt it only cost 81 a yard. ;{h,,s.
Employer don't care what II cost. I am
selling offregardless of cost.ANeao fY6rK Sun &.
No EXTRA. CHARGE-Country. Groom lat
hotel table)--See here. Marian, this vine has
got broken pieces OF cork in 1t. What dye
s'poee that naeanSY' tl 1sH 400 8hi q
Country Bfide--It mnst be the icorkage,
John; but L see by the bill Of fare that they
don't charge nothing for it.-Hqrper's Basdr.
b. NEATLY TURNEe.-Young Candld4-''Did
you ever hearssuch horribly .discordant ear
splitting, inf erpal--" sagr9 igmeffr
oid PETplndtpI-sir1r-r! That's my eldest
Young Cahdid-T repeat, sir, sucf internal
sci after as tbs idiots behind us are. making.
Why, can't hear word of the song ~ lid
OTIS. 11-o[ 500 a4 .suadtA 81
II A COUPLE from the humble walks OF life
came before a Justice of the peace TO be m ar
ried. when, the ceremony being over. the
matter?" asked the new husband, "I never
told you that / don't Know how TO Cook" sob
bed the bride, Don't fret; II not have any
thing for you to cook. Pm poet."- Texas
Strings 1ii " j s.H
WEIGH. an Austrian composer, had written
a quartet which the Emperor Francis felt
called upon to lead. only that he played his
part all through without taking the slightest
notice of accidentals, until the composer.
nearly on his knees, advanced and most
reverentially said: would your Majesty
grant my humble prayer for a most gracious
F pp'-TsmDLe Bar.
OMAHA MANI suppose the habit of carry
ing pistols is about abandoned in Kentucky by
this time, isn't it2
Kentucky man--Yes; the rage for the an
tique has struck Old Kaintucky. same as the
other States, and irevolvers are not carried
much now.
II am glad to hear that"
swell, | am not. | never did like bowies :"
-0n1ahG World.
AN Eastern drummer who was travelling
through the agricultural districts of Wiscon-
sin came to crossroads store which bore a
sign of wholesale and Retail" and he
queried Of the proprietor: what can you do
for me on ten barrels Of "a coffee sugar?"
Ten bar'ls! Why, great heavens! but
haven't sold that much in five years." was the
reply.
oYThats too much. Wholesale out here
means five pounds ofsugar at 9ey pound and
"a bar of soap or dozen clothespjns throw'd
IN, Which'll you take?"- VAL 9tset NeaOS.
THAT'S what L cali a good edinper." re-
marked Bobby, as he leaned back in his chair
with an arr of repletion. ~ IN2- ef
Bobby" said his mother, ''I'n1 ashamed of
you.n - e3aiq ss| 97 1tf7 1901 -
The minister, who was dining with the
family, laughed heartily. 8g 1CQs a.
\ h Bobby appreciates the good things of life"
be said. "lIke al the rest Of u.s. Trt.S-
"Oon't you think it was a good d1nner?"
Bobby asked Of the minister. 2f 1flf'
icg'sYes, indeed ssf enjoyed it very much"
l''Ma said she Thought you W 0llid because
snea didn't suppose you got very much at
home.p -sht -53,+7 b. ''1.,tr -