The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1886-10-02


horses, offer them for sale. To
learn the good qualities of other
mems horses try to buy them.
CAS- between a dog and dude
for a summer resort pet" said a
young lady as a young man left
her side, give me the dog" Whyg
asked her companion, "The dog
never says anything" "Neither
does the dude, does hep" "No; but
he makes ms tired talking so
much. Washington Critic,
While the Union troops were
marching through a Maryland
town during Lees invasion, some
of the stragglers broke into a bak-
cry, and as one of them issued forth,
bearing loaf of bread on bqyo-
net, an Irish soldier cried out:
"Liftinantl Liftinantl be jabbers,
there goes man wild de staff of
life ON the point of death.
The other day one of our lady
teachers was drilling some of
her younger pupils in forming
sentences. She gave the word
trumpet Each member Of the
class was to form a sentence in
which this word occurred. AS a
starter she asked an unusually
bright little fellow ii he could
form a sentence with the
word trumpet in it. He was
confident that he could,
and the teacher asked him to pro-
coed. This was his sentence: 81
will trump it with a spade" This
of course put the school room in a
roar and the teacher went with
the tide.
The celebration Of the anniver-
sarv of the battle of North Point
during the war OF 1912 is of the
past and will be known no more
by the defenders of Baltimore at
that time. But four of that band
of patriots are left in Baltimore
George Boss, aged ninety-two;
James C.Morford, ninety-one; Jno.
Petticord, ninety-one, and Nathan
lei Watts, ninety-one. Samuel Jen-
nings died nearly year ago. The
survivors will be rendered a din
ner at the Hotel Rennert, Balti-
more, on Monday. The Grand
Army of the republic will adopt
the 18th of September as
Grand Army Day, and will observe
the day by parade and campfire,
When you are constipated, with loss Of
appetite, headache, take one Of DR.. j.
II. McLean's Little Liver and Kidney
Pellets. They are pleasant to take and
will cure you. % cents vial. For sale
at City Drug. Store.
If you suffer pricking pains on moving
the eyes, or cannot bear the bright
light, and find your sight weak and fail
ing, you should use DR.. j. II. McLean's
Strengthening Eye Salve, Price 25cts a
box. For sale by Vance a. Watkins.
Old people suffer much from disorders
of the urinary organs, and are always
gratlfed at the wonderful effects of DIR.
J. II. McLean's Liver and Kidney Balm
in banishing their troubles. 81, per bot
tie. For sale by Vance & Watkins.
Ifyour kidneys are inactive, you will
feel and look wretched, even in the most
cheerful society. and melancholy on the
joliiest occasions. DIR. j. Ii. McLean's
Liver and Kidney Balm, will set you
right again. 81, per bottle. For sale by
Vance & Watkins.
Undue exposure to cold winds, rain,
bright light or malaria, may bring on in
iammation and soreness of the eyes. DIR,
j. II. McLeans Strengthening Eye salye
will subdue the Inflammation, cool and
soothe the nerves, and strengthens weak
and failing Eye Sight. 25 cents Il box,
For sale at City Drug Store.
Imperfect digestion and assimilation
produce disordered conditions Of the
system which grow and are confined by
neglect, DR.. J. II, McLean's Strength
ening Cordial snd Blood Purifier, by its
tonic properties, cures indigestion and
gives tone to the stomach. 81. per bot
tie. For sale at City Drug Store.
Animals are often afflicted with a dis
ease called the mango. the same disease
in human beings is called the itch, and
is highly contagious; to cure it mix flour
of sulphur with DIR. j. II. MCLean's Vol
canic Oil Eminent, battle it thoroughly,
and take DR.. J. II. McLean's Liver and
Kidney Balm. For sale by Vance Il
Watkins.
Disease lies in ambush for the weak; a
feeble constitution is i'll adapted 10 en-
counter a malarious atmosphere and
den changes of temperature, ana tie
least robust are usually the easiest vic
tins: Or. j. II. N1cLean's strengthening
Cordial and Blood Purifier will give tone
and vitality and strength to your entire
body. 81, bottle. For sale at city Drug
Store.
Active, Pushing and Reliable.