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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
WaNtTIy, WaIktT County,, ItAdN-
HE SWALLOW ED 10.

have been troubled with serious blood
disease for six years, and have expended
over $3.50. 90 for worthless remedies which
did me no good. The use of Is bottles of
b. b. b. has about cured Needing more
good that all other remedies combined. 1t
is quick and cheap blood purifier.
o. II. RUDOLPH.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

The city council has done well in putting
Rufus NJ. Gelwicks into the sanitary ce-
partment He has had experience and be
has a godly hatred Of dirt.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

There seems to have been some very good,
substantial reasons why DIR. Jones, superin-
tendent of the State Orphans Home, at
Xenia, should have been taken up by the
slack of the breeches and slung out of the
institution, long ago, and with the informa-
ton now before the public, and which must
have been within reach of our old friends,
General Lloyd and General Grosvenor. It
seems little strange that they should not
have insisted on his walking the plank as
soon as they had had an opportunity to
learn of his doings His administration has
been most Extensively partisan, from first to
last He filled all the department offices,
but two. with democrats, and has recently
dismissed female teachers and assistants,
apparently for no other reason than because
they were the widows Of union soldiers.
At a meeting of the Greene county republi-
and the trustees were denounced-the last
named for retaining Jones in Office, and the
following resolution, among Others,
adopted:
| 1ndI Nnllc we uttiH lilS pdiltSdil hldhliCA
| in which DIR. Jones conducted the Home,
sufficient cause itself for his removal. but
since certain newspapers claiming to be re-
publican in politics have taken it upon
| themselves to attack Governor For
aker for removing Major Lloyd
on account of his relations to
DR.. Jones, we feel that we are justified
/ in informing the people of Ohio that DIR.
Jones on account of his profanity. his inf
deity and insidiouS tyranny over the chill
dren and employees rendered himself entirely
unfit for the place, because his example and
| influence rendered religion unpopular, and
he was feared, not lOUed by those who were
under him.
We are rather surprised at such an ar
raignment Of DIR. Jones, as we understood
General Lloyd's position TO be that no one but
Christian man should have charge of the
children in such an institution. II the
charges of this resolution are true Jones
should have been bounced, summarily. long
ago-from General Lloyds own standpoint
AS soon. in fact, as he and the republican
members of the board had the power to
eject him. But his conduct since he was
requested to resign has been especially
mean and malignant. Ordinarily, man
! in such position. if he has any of the in
stincts of gentleman or any sense of pro-
priety, will refrain from making any
changes, leaving discharges or appointments
for his successor to make, but it seems that
he determined to do all the harm he could
| in the short time he was to remain. 1t is
now quite evident that Jones should have
been discharged-Or, rather, should never
have been appointed-not simply because he
| is a democrat. but because ne is an unfit
person to have charge of children.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Henry George proposes to begin move
ment for the abolition Of poverty. He
might experiment on a few newspaper
Offices. If he could pull them through he
might expect to succeed with almost any
kind of impecuniosity., But the great diff
Guilty is that if poverty were to be abol-
ished today. it would pop up again, at an
early period, and need TO be abolished
brain.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

1t is intimated that the Knights OF Labor
wrapped the boycott up nicely and laid it
upon the shelf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

All who desire full information about the
cause and cure of Blood Poisons. Scrofula
and Scrofulous Swellings, Ulcers, Sores,
Rheumatism, Kidney Complaints Catarrh,
etc, can secure by mail, free, copy of our
32-page Illustrated Book of Wonders, filled
with the most wonderful and startling proof
ever before known.
Address, BLOOD BALM CO.,
Atlanta, Ga,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Francis Murphy has commenced evangel-
istic work at Beiiefontaine. His meetings
are held in the court house.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Blind Tom reluctantly and tearfully ad
limits that his last name is Virgins.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

1t is now intimated that Sam Jones
taught the Canadians how TO talk the
United States language.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Kennedy's mallet is now being used, Wig
orously, in mailing democratic and mon
partisan" falsehoods.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
CTTICTRA REMEDIES.

Are sold by all druggists. Price: CUTTCURA, 80
cents; RESOLvENT, SluU; Soar, y cents. Pre-
pared by the POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL Co.
Boston. Mass. Send for How to Cure Skin
Diseases"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

The republicans of this vicinity are now
pretty thoroughly aroused and are ready for
sNsxember's battle. Their work has not been
altogether confined to holding public meet
fnUS
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
ECZEMA
And Every Species of Itch
ing and Burning Diseases
Cured by Cuticura.

ECZEMA. or Salt Rheum, with It's agOniZing
II itching and burning, instantly relieved by
\ warm bath with Cuticura Soap. and single
application Of Cuticura, the great skin Cure
This repeated daily, with two or three doses OF
Cuticura ReSOlyent, the new Blood Purifier. To
keep the blood cool. the perspiratioH pure and
unirritating. the bowels open, the liver ana
kidneys active, will speedily cure Eczema, let
ter, RingwOrm. Psoriasis. Lichen, PrurituS,
Scald Head. Dandrur, and every species of
Itching. Scaly and Pimply Humors Of the
Scalp and Skin, when the best physicians and
Eun~n remedies fail
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Mr.. Blaine thinks, and says, that PRO
lection promotes Prosperity"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
DDiJTTiFY the complexion and skin BY
DEh u using the CuticUra Soap.
BREATHE,

~ Chest Pains, Numbness, Soreness,
2SkK Hacking Cough. Asthma. Pleurisy
UAD and Inflammation relieved In one
Gtol& minute by the Cuticurs Anti-Pain
SKApPlaSter- Nothing like IT, At drug
>A~ giStS. y cents. Potter Drug and
bemicaI Co Boston.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Epidemic diseases are generated and nour-
Ss5ed by foul atmosphere.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
ECZEMA.

Some FIVE months ago had the pleasure to
inform you of my improvement in the use OF
the Cutieura Remedies in my case uf severe
Chronic Eczema Erythematosa. and today
cheerfully confirm all | then said consider
my cure perfect and complete, and attribute
IL entirely to your remedies, hay Dg used no
others FEKNAN ESENCHARDO.
Sns Penna. Avenue. st. louis. No.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

A VOTE for the Democratic ticket this fall
is vote in endorsement Of the
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

WEDNESDAY EVENING. ocIoBER 20. 1886
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

gratefully acknowledge a cure Of Eczema,
or Salt Rheum, on head. neck. face, arms and
legs for seventeen years; not able to walk eI-
cept on hands and knees for one year; not able
to help myself for eight years; tried hundreds
of remedies; doctors pronounced my case
hopeless: permanently cured By the Cutleura
Remedies WILL MCDONALD,
2542 Dearborn Street, Chicago, Ill.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

Dirt is helpful handmade to diphtheria.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
7}6 q. q
pS La
No Wonder They Are Startled.

practice at elections VIII you aid in such
endorsementt
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
GLOBE REPUBLIC.
EVENIRG, SUNDAY LAD WEEKLY.

The GLOBE-REPUBLIC prints the New York
Ahd Western Associated Press Dispatches and the
Reuter- Cable Foreign) kilograms
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

For Congress-Eighth DISTRICT
ROBERT P. KENNEDY.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

An Air of Secrecy About the Factory.
A Reporter Breaks the Ice and Learns
Some Interesting Facts-substituts for
WhalebOne.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

For Circuit Judge-2d judicial District,
CHARLES c. sHEARER,
OF Greene.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-10-20

se1ld stamp for Mrs. Pfnkham's "oufds To H..I,A -
and Confidential circular with description an -.
and symptous Of weakness keatio. tkas Fap<n
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
"a Dandy Choir.

From the Presbyterian.
This expression caught our ear lately and
il s0t the inventive faculties in motion to the
formation of true idea OF what kind Of an
organization that might be. Most people
nave pretty accurate idea OF the dandy, Tor
the creature runs loose in society, and some
of US have considerable knowledge of
chOirs and their ways, but the com
bination is conundrum in which the
substantive becomes an al jectiye aud the
choir is affected by ITS modification.
But We will venture an answer. We
guess that the " dandy" choir is a collection
OF individuals either in the gable end of tue
church or over the minister's head, who in
the opening OF tho Sabbath morning service
send out woman to salute the congregation
in weird foreign airs, mostly mixture OF
italian and native quality. She begins lar
down i'll the scale, close to the dia-
phTagn, and works herself up higher
aud higher, until in one celestial
mate, with head up, she pierces the
ceiling and cOilapses. This prepares the
minister, If he is one of high esthetiCal cul-
ture, for prayer, and gives him, as 1t WERE a
celestial uplilt in which he lifts the people
with him. During all this time LA2 s.s-.., =, =
Ran fans herself rqa--t Vigorously, and the
chnlr com 4heSnt her while the minister is
Prasst1!s, And al! prepare for the next enteav-
"tfr. They t:irn the leaves OF the music books
so they can be heard all over the house. This
will help the spirit OF devotion. This
" dandy choir Will occupy as much time as
the sermon because il is known to be such a
converting force.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
Why ne Wore a CraNat.

1t was a great mystery to many people why
GOV. Briggs, OF Massachusetts,, wore a
cravat, but no collar Some people thought
1t was an absurd eccentricity. All, no This
was the secret Many years before no was
talking with an ineDriate and telling him
that his habit was unnecessary, when the
inehriate rotOrted upon him, and said
"We do great many things that are not
necessary. 1t il not necessary for you to
wear that collar"
"Well," said Governor Briggs, 81 will
never wear a collar again il you won't
drink"
"Agreed," said the iuebriate.
Governor Briggs never wore collar.
They both kept their bargain for twenty
years. They kept it 10 the death. That ~
the reason Governor Briggs did not wear
collar.
Massachusetts never had a governor, and
she has had a long and illustTiOus list, whose
memory * more revered than is that OF Cow
ernOr Briggs.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
SIMPLE CREEDS.


II this we're our creed, IL were creed enough,
To keep ~ thoughtful ana make us brave
on this sad journey DER pathways rough,
Tn 4 leads ms steadily on to the grave.
Speak no evil, and cause no ache;
Utter no jest that can pain awake;
Guard your actions and bride your tongue;
Words are RddeTs when hearts are stung
II this were our aim, IT were all In sooth
That any soul needs to climb TO Heaven,
And We would not cumber the way of truth
with dleary dogmas, or rites priestgiyen.
Help whoever, whenever you can;
Man forever needs aid from man
Let never a day die In the west
That you have not comforted some sad breast.
Were this our belief we need not brood
O'er intricate isns or modes of faith,
For this embodies the highest good
For the life we are living, or after death.
We meet no trials we do not need
WeIl-borne sorrow Is holy seed
That shalt rise I'm n harvest of golden grain
Ard a wise soul ever thanks God for pain.
From ne IadepsHdsM
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
Almost a Terrible Accident.

FROM the Washington Crillc.
Last Sunday Congressman McCreery, of
Kentucky, was crossing the Kentucky river
at Boonsboro', on his way TO Lexington, and
when the ferrybOat reached the shore it
swung away just az he was driving oil, and
congressman, horse, and buggy went down
into the stream. The men on the ferry
rushed to the rescue, aud soon took the en-.
tire rig in out OF the wet, and the trembling
and excited ferrymsn grabbed his dripping
passenger
"Are you hurt, governor Are you hurt ?'
ne asked, over and over again.
On, no, said the governor, with sooth-
,hg suhe, not a particle j don't think
drop OF water got into my mouth"
Ihahk 6od " exclaimed the ferryman
iervenuy as he reached him over a black
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25

General Miles, the young briGadier general
OF the United States army, vino has been so
successful in pursuing and capturing GerOn-
imo, the Indian bandit has unless all indica-
tons prove false, a brilliant future before
him. Succeeding Gen. Crook, whO previous
ly had conducted the campaign AGAINST
Geronimo, he pressed the latter 50 hard that
he was forced to surrender UncnnditiOnally.
Geronimo is one of the worst cut-thTuats
alive, and nc NAV kish sentiments about the
rights OF the Indians should interfere with
his summary punishment. Gen. Nelson \.
Miles was born at Wachu, ,sttsyille, Mass,
August Sth, lS}g. He en- Crod the volunteer
service as a lieutenant of the Twenty second
Massachusetts volunteers in October lSGl.
He distinguished himself At Fair Oaks and at
Malvern junction; became an ~ iutant gem
eral OF a brigade, and was appointed colonel
OF the SiXty-frst New York Volunteers,
September j0th lsJ2, and commanded the
regiment at fredericksburg lie was SO.
yereiy wounded at ChanceilDrSyi lie was
made brigadier general May I2,h, l,6l, and
distinguished himself in the Richmond cam
pagn of that year. He was made colonel
in the regular army, commanding the 10Th
Infantry, L. ). A, July 2Srb, 1866 ; was
transferred to the 9Th Infantry, March 18th,
1853, and was commissioners braVet brigadier
and brevet major general L. ;. A, March
"a, 1851. In December 1850 Le was made
full brigadier general.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
strategy Wins.

"Hello, Thompson, let mo have a chew of
your tobacco"
Haven't got a bit Just took my last
chew five minutes ago myself"
Why did you ask Thompson for tobacco
when you'd just bought fresh plug your.
self ?' inquired Jones after they passed on.
STRATEGY, ME boy strategy" was the re.
sponso. "IOu see I'm opposed on princi-
pie to lying, and / knew il didn't ask
Thompson tor chew he'd ask me, and I'd
have to give him one or tell whoPper"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
4 Very sad statement.


At Saratoga, this summer, | was sorry to
see AZ many a. forty ladies every night, eat
ing supper and drinking champagne down at
the Old John Morrlssey clubhouse. one
could stand in the doorway aud at the same
time see hundred men gambling and thirty
women drinking champagne and eating
These women were not our refined American
women, though they stopped at the best
hotels. They were a set OF women who dote
on yacht and horse races and play poker for
money In their rooms al night.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25

From the Boston Courier.
Who made you" asked the Sunday
school teacher addressing the little boy from
the slums.
~ duuno," answered the boy, as he
scratched the shin of his right leg with his
left heel.
We'll, God made YOU" said the ,.,,IIcIber
THAT sop replied ~! tt5y. Then he
aided =" guess Kinder heard o that be.
..aaItii tul IN like my old man / never was
good at remembeTiu' names"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25

From the Harper's Bazar.
Clerk Ito employer My wife is dead, sir,
ana would like a couple Of days OF. En-
ployer-rwo days? Why, when my wife
aleo, 1, year ago, only took half a day of.
aierk- ,I,ia res but there is a difference iH-jn
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25

From the ST. Albans Messenger.
Speaking of a new station on tho limo of
Vermont road, it is said that 1t is TO have %,
long waiting room" Then it won't be non,-
lari ior long waiting rooms are Just what
travellers object to. Short Waiting rooms
however, are In big demand.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25


The forced ahdicttiOu OF Alexander l., OF
Bulgaria, has caused a host Of aspIrauts tor
the Bulgarian throne TO make themselves
known. Not tho least Of these IL Prince Wal
demar, OF Denmark. The prince stands a
fair show OF being chosen. lie had engaged
TO visit Greenland and Iceland on an eXplor-
ing expedition, but when his name was men
Toned IN connection with the bulgarian sue.
cesslon he at once scurried houo to make
the most Of his chances lie was recently
married 10 the daughter Of the Duke Of
Chartres, the marriage having been celebra-
ted with greatest eclat Born October ~
s-Axs se IS about twenty-eight yraS o's ~,
iSISi ns@e-a<s prince OF the pnat Of age.
lie IS the saiIorf---Al- -tss @f7-N'-If royal
family, and holds the ranFS Lieutenant in
the Danish navy. His vile, the Princess
Maria, Amelie, Francais, Helena d'Osieans,
was born at Ham, IN England. on January
18th, 1865. The prince first uoL her during
the Duke of ChartTes tour i'm Northern
Europe in 1854. Although the BWusIldn
throne is not much to boast Uir yug h wou'd
prove windlall indeed to tho prinr,liug
Waldemar.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
a DouDtful Compliment.

from the Boston Beacon.
First Minister-Just think OF it; they gave
me but $50 for my sermon.
Second MInister-Why, | wouldn't have
preached that sermon OF yours for SlOO.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25

"Brown," remarked Jones "they say
you've great head for scheming."
"Oh, assure you they are mistaken, my
dear boy there's nothing in it at ALL"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25
uneer WAY of Putting Il.

From the Boston Post
Most literature is tho product OF the ina
bility OF men and women to get along with
out anything 10 eat
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1886-09-25


kettiDg the bequest 1t il ever does
th the figure named in his will they be-
'1Ieve they will then he in position to make a
the section named in the will, and honestly
believe that MIR. Stevens intended the boquest
to go to this institution.
THE PRESENT TRUSTEES
The following gentlemen are members of
the present board Of trustees Geo. X. Reed,
Christian Widmyer, Charles NJ. Bowel, IL.
r. Fulton, DR.. J. L. Wickersham, Dr. Geo,
r. Welchans, A, II. Peacock, Daniel A. Al
tick, John b. keviuski, Samuel Moore, jr.,
Geo. NJ. Kline, pr. VIM. Compton, H T..
Slaymaker, James Black, Geo. D. Sprecher
The officers are Geo. X. Reed, president ;
Christian Widmyer. vice president Chas.
Nj. Howell, secretary III. Il Fulton, treas
urer, and &. y, Sproul, solicitor.
The board of panagerS of the home are
Mrs. ;. Nj. krgmph, president Mrs. DR..
MeSsersmith, vice president Mrs. Charles
A. Heinitsh, secretary Mrs +. L. Griflits,
Mrs. George NJ. Kline. Miss Alice NeVin,
Mrs. T.. II. cable, Mrs. 4. l.. Irwin, Mrs. \.
+, Young, Mrs Clara FAhnestnck, Mrs sam.
uel Moore, Mrs, George NJ. Franklin, Mrs.
Sarah A. Cox. Mrs. A. II PeacOck, Miss
Emma Sprecher, Mrs. Henry :. Shirk, Mrs
5. A. Gibbs, Mrs. Return Fahnestock, Mrs
Edwin Brown, Mrs. Walter NJ. franklin,
! Mrs. \, y. Myers, Miss +. White, Miss Kate
| Worrest, Miss Ida Sprscher.
| The number of children now at the home
| are 81 boys and - girls The teachers are
| Miss Virginia HSrtrait, who has charge of the
| kindergarten, aud Miss juliet :. ;. Herr
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-06-26
NEWsPAPFR LIFE.

Editing paper is pleasant business
If you like it.
If it contains much political matter
people won't have it.
If the type is large, it doesn't contain
much reading matter. ~..A "a;
If we publish telegraph reports, folks
say they are nothing but lies.
If we omit them, we.haSe no enter
prise, OF suppress them for political eff
feet. ,~..'.'
If we have few jokes, FOLKS say we
are nothing but rattlehcajs.
1t we omit Jokes, folks say we are
nothing but fossils.
If we publish original matter, they
curse US for not giving selections.
+ If. we give selections, people say we
are lazy for not writing more, and give
them what they have read before in
some other paper.
five give complimentary notice, we
are ccnsurcd for being partial.
If we don't, all hands say we are
great hog.
If we insert an article which pleases
the ladies, the men become jealous, and
vice versa.
If we attend church, they say it is for
effect.
If we remain in our Office attending TO
our business, folks say we are too proud
to mingle with other fellows.
If we 80 out they say we don't attend
to our business.