New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-06-23
The TILE or TIE Day.

An eyaneelisto conference for Bible study and upon
methods OF workln home ana foreign missions Will be
he'd III Northael. Mass from August 4 to August 10.
This is tho we-known Mortified Conference" which
mas held for number OF years under the inspra
ton OF Mr.. ID. l.. Moody. and whose sessions have
proved to be Of great value to Christian workerI
An English Burlesquer-Mss Mortmorenci-N0. sir.
there arc 10 those trunks IcArry my COS
Olncer-Aud what 10 tho trunks contain
Miss Montmorenci-My press notices-lChicago
Rambler.
Some locomotive engineer is recently reported tohave
said that the LOGON head good and ought
go. This has aroused great many other engineers
who say that the headlight is Indispensable. and will
never go.
Young lady-Are you going shopping, mai
YL-wil you briug nie a quarter OF a yard OF navy
M~CerIain.y. Do you wantittopa patch
T. No, 1 want IL Tor a bathing suit, ani please
bring twenty-five yards OF trimming.
M.-Yes. but hadn't you better use the trimming Tor
suit and the navy blue serSefor the trimming
Courier.
man in the South recently sent to prison for
life for Sl3. boy In Brooklyn has just been
FOR stealing pau OF water worth ono cent
And yet there who say that justice is hollow
mockcry!
Mr. Hopeful Ito young Hopeful. home from Harvard
Thomas. may ask uow much your cigars cost you |
Toin-fweve dollars hundred Governor
usually get thousand AT time and get them Somewhat
Mr. H.-Wna what! Twelve dolarsl Why, I've
got to be SATISFIED with tobies myself.
Tom-Thats business, Governor If had as many
children educate as you have. wouldn't smoke at
ALL PittsOurx Chroncle'Ielograph.
1t looks as II The Louisville Courier journal did not
take quite kindly to own " Tim" Campbell. 1t re-
fers TO him as Tim Campbell, the hood aud clown.
This probably means blood
During the excursion just closed at least 900
peope from The United states have been In Mexico.
There IA every reason TO evr tnat during tho next
sAy l.,
That tourists Will Northern
TO see what Mexico IKE ami that TINS city viii all
th, year round ever.lncreasng share OF pleasure
travel tue United States Two Republics. City OF
Mexico
The Bishop Of sodor and Man aud the Bishop OF
Aberdeen are engaged III ortuuate personal con.
troversy the former preatc. during recent visit to
Aberdeen, preached In a Presbyterian church. The
Bishop OF Aberdeen cOasllerel tnis act not only an
ecclesiastical misdemeanOr. but violation OF the
county that should obtain between bishops Acri-
uouous letters been exchanged III which th, good
prelates coureousy call each other rather bad names
but always IN parliamentary Language
"This IS a very healthy place." observed boarding
mistress 'Yrs-for chckons." said tho bOsrdrr. " |
have been here two years snd veht seen dead one
yet" took the hint-iSL Adams Messenger
The Phadei ha telegraph doesn't altogether approve
Of the policy THE TRIBUNE rno blow would be less
crushing II the Quaker monitor woud abandon tho bad
habit transferring sundry superior paragraphs from
THE TRIDUNEs columns 10 its own without INDUCING
itself In the sweet courtesy Of the credit lne
4 Rockland man killed COW last week and found
darnlug aeeile emDrdied in the nssn the heart.
Tie had evidently accomplished tho htherto lmpos-
sible rat OF hniins nee No IN laysacX-lRocEIand
tMe.) Courier Gazette
bright boy In wolcott, " Y. has taught drove OF
hogs TO run after nilu whenever he siags g Yankee
Doodle'' The Old tune has
Colonel Conway Is authority FOR tho assertion that the
despcradoes OF the plans are invariably blondes How.
ever. tn.s he mistake Possibly some OF tho bad
men managed to keep dark whlle the Colonel was
around.- Boston Transcript