Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1886-04-15
Don't Eat In 4 Hurry.

Don't Eat In q Hurry. @
A health journal says that people ought
to take three quarters of an hour for dinner
This lie well il there is enough dinner to
hold out 30 long. The penalty for hurry
ing meals, as most people do, 10 o grevioue
attack of dyspepsia. In such case you
will have to resort to Browns Iron Bstters
for cure, rs did Mr.. J. r. Pinkston, 6hoR'
tcr's Depot, Ala, who writes, II found re-
lief In Browns Iron Blttcrs after years OF
suffering from from dyspepsia"
Attorney General Roberts was admitted
to practice before the United States Supreme
Court, at Washington, last week.
A dose of DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup will as.
sist your baby in teething, and prevent it
from being attacked by cholera infantum,
collie, &C.
Buffalo Bill expects to visit Frederick on
the 2Sth of May, with his band of sixty
mounted Indians, and give one of his inter
esting exhibitions on the grounds Of the
Agricultural Society.
cali by telephone without smoothing down
her hair, working up smile, and trying to
make good impression upon the trans
mittcr.
Big Pipe Creek is said to be alive with
fish since the high waters. At Menges' dam
near Middleburg, over 500 large and small
suckers have been caught One gentleman
caught over 30 in one day.
ARRIVED AT Hone KoNa.-Last week
brought letter from DR.. H. c. Anders
stating that he had arrived at Yokohama
and on Tuesday last another arrived stating
that he had just landed at Hong Kong. The
returning vessel left as he arrived, hence he
was unable to write fully, He has now been
there about one month as it requires that
time for letter to make the trip.
BIRTHDAY PARTY.-On Monday evening
last bevy Of little ones called upon Miss
Ada and Master Stewart Cramcr, it being
their birthday. The visitors were nicely
entertained and the good folks Of the house
have secured themselves permanently in
the good opinion of Young America, for
they say they had tearing down good
time"
A New ORDER OF THIEvING.--Last fall,
Mr.. John F. Adams, residing near this place,
planted lot of apple trees on his land. The
other week his premises were invaded in the
night, and about dozen of the young trees
were uprooted and removed. The thief or
thieves had evidently provided for their
work, the tracks of the vehicle with the
turn made by it IN the road, showed the di-
rcction of their coming and going. What
next Chronicle.
NEED Nor ALTER TAEIR PAPERS,
Widows, minor children, and dependent rel
stives, who have been drawing from the
United States pensions of less than $l2 a
month, will get ~ month hereafter, dat
ing from March 10, last, without needing to
take out new certificates or amend their pa
pcrs in any way. No fees need be paid to
anybody to secure the increase. The pen
sioncr has nothing now " do, but should
proceed a. before, and the Pension Office
will sec that she gets the increased pay
ment
A MODERN IA BLs.-A sick farmer, hay
ing an obstinate COW which he desired to get
to market, called consultation Of his friends
and received the following advice: The
carpenter said he'd have a screw driver; the
furniture man said let bureau drawer; q
small boy offered to hOller; the newspaper
man said let an editorial leader; the post
master suggested having letter carrier; the
village topper wanted to do his part and Of
fcred to take horn. Meantime the farmer
expired and the COW died of grief. Moral
The possibilities Of the English language are
great.
Information comes to us through one of
our citizens who spent several days last
week in Adams County, Pa, to the effect
that the people in the neighborhood of
Moritz' Tavern arc very highly elatcd over
u report that railroad Will likely be built
that way and as they understand it, will
skirt the base of the mountains and come to
this point. 1t is supposed TO he an extern
sion of the Harrisburg road and the people
up that way claim that it will likely connect
with the NJ. v. II r. here and be extended
southwark to the B. & o. II. r. We give
the report rs we received it; we mnst ac-
cept it US rumor with but little f0unda-
ton.
10. 0. F. CELEBRATION. AT meeting
last Saturday night of the members of Ca
toctin Lodge, No. 1l3 l. o. o. F., of this
place, it was decided to publicly celebrate
the 9th anniversary Of the founding of the
Order, which occurs on Easter Monday,
April 26th. Although the program has not
yet been fully arranged, the exercises will
consist of a parade, the American Band fur
nishing music ana one or more addresses