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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
WIT AND WiSp0i.


A NV Oflean, grinder has
been killed hy leaning agal.st ~ c.re-
IF light posi- VI. have repeatedly
light. Bariiag,oa Free Pros.
1t is A good thing 10 laugh. a. any
rate: and II il straw can tickle !; man. il
is an instrument Of happiness. beasts
can weep when they sailur. b;t they
can not laugh. DrWtcn.
The better MAY
swear 81. though your companions IA |;
ieu may succeed. lhi il sau fall
Ti~ better to resolve ani tell.
Than never 70 resolve II stll.
-!sastnn Courier.
A paper out West ha> been trying
to tell is why We sn.eze. There may
be some uceuit reason why Western
people -neeze. bui in this vicinity ". III
WAYS snccze because We can help it,
Somerrtiie Jouraa'.
Where necessity ends. desire and
curiosity begins. and no sooner are We
supplied with every thing nature can
demand. than We sit down to contriye
artificial appetite.
-.sIaecanssn said the train boz:
..pecansa pacans? English walnuts:
Fllberts?' Tesss old ,1a--enerf Go
WAY. Don't want 'enl. :ia:n, got 40
teeth. Train hoy-All right. Gum
dropsa Gumdrops?-H'Hdetse.
-..What is the first thing YOU would
do. Jones. II goa were stunr by q nor
metz" asked Smith, WHO had been read
inc an article on the treatment ~ sings.
Howl. replied Jones. soiemnly. And
the conversation abruptly ended
boston G1otG.
AT Lake Nyassa. Africa, Young
man can be bought Tor forty yards OF
white cotton cloth In America Young.
man sometimes zoe. for !. piece OF
calico. So there isn't 80 much differ
cnce between the youth Of Africa and
America merel. amatter OF color
Chicago .EaH.
a Waterbury Comm man relates
the experience Of -ua,t II Saratoga
hotel recently. After two days board
the guest packed up AID asked The
clerk for Ii bill. Fifty -fonc dollars.
was the bland reply. Fifty
Guess again, young Teller. I've lot
more money III my pocket than that. :
- Hatertsau .tt.ay%.an.
How i. your ster this morning,
Bohh,?" inquired Feathcrly. Il don 4
know how she i this morning. said
2. .bbs. ..'cos ain seen her, bat She was
sick las g1t. That's strange,
eSc,a med Fp. y, in sad alarm.
iii must have e .arv Sudden. She
~. -. IL .,.t.,, I.,s. - ..Nr-all -
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
4 re "a tx q ',abSe-y.

4 mos, eni&rsal.c robbery ever
known n jnL al ;ir,Us has recently
rcmr 10 gEt. Princes, Mon,par,, of
III M. l.v.t! ret ~. fl IN har beau
'tti c.uir,,tl ut ~, ltncc. Her house
was Ia r. by . l,ach ri do-- aud no
"nt con q 'ntcr " ,oa, pas, ng through
I'll" lnrl""I :. 81. had miner ted a
l@rG" f"tune. WI ~ she kept in vault,
CONSTRUCTED for ih' rarp g, as She had
10 faith IN banks or bankers. A few
months since the III nccss Of Il VS.
tied the chateau To see the Princess
Montleart, who was her goimother.
She found her unconscious upon a sofa.
an though mrtlical aid Was summoned.
the Princess of Montlrart died. Upon
opening the safes and vaults nothing
was foand money. silverwarc and d!a-
monds We're gone. Although every
effort has been made by the officials to
discover the perpetrators of the rob-
berry. no ciew has yet been obta ned that
promises to lead to identification of the
culpr.ts. Chicago Journal.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16

1t has been estimated that in one
CITY, Berlin. 6.666 working years in {
twelyemonth are saved By railroads
The method OF computation. which wa
to find the aggregate saving of the num-
Der OF persons carried annually by the
railroads. counting ten minutes time OF
saving each OF the thre. hundred days
of working year. could b. applied by
statisticjaps TO other cities,
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
soti'S Emulsion Of Pure Cod Liver
Til. vi |, Hywphosphitcs.

! General Debility, Emdciation,
foasumati'n nd Tasting in
Till rem,
). III i valuable food aud me,li.
tfsate- Ill apI elite for food,
he nervous system and
il b "is II is prepared
4 h f'rn aud prescribed
y f'ts icians. Take no
49t4
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16

Justice of the Peace kurganowski.
of the province Of Perm. IL hns~ia.
while holding cnar; was twice inter-
ruptad Ly his wiie-once with The an
Ynttnprnnnt that dinner WAS ready,
ani gain that the soup was & ltin5
eold. whcreunon he fined her three
fnnies for disturbing the dignity OF hls
,,urt. #nd then paid the money from
as Own pocket
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
Rheumatism

IT is an established fact that Hoods Sar,
SAP. rlla hes proven an invaluable remedy
In many severe cases u rheumatism, effect.
Jig remarkable cures by its powerful action
IN correcting the acidity OF tie bio, d, Which
$ the Cause of the disease, and purifying
ard en...,s ting the vital flrid.
Z Is certainty fair to assume that what
i.ood,s sarsapari.la has done tor others II
viii do Tor you. Therefore, II you suffer
lie Pains end aches of rheumatism, give
tins potent i.aedy fair trial.
A Positive Cure.
II was troubled very much with rheuma-
'ism in my HRS, ankles, and wrists. l
could hardly waik, and was confined to my
ped a good deal Of the time. Being rec
commended to try Hoods Sarsaparilla, !
Jock four bottles and am perfectly well.
| cheerss.iy rec, mnle nd Hoods S.lsaparilla
as ono Ct tie 1T blood purifiers In the
world" W. /. WOOD, Bloomington, III.
Tor Twenty Years
have been afflicted with rheumatism. Before
,ssa found no relief, but grew worse. then
began taking Hoods Sarsaparilla, and It did
ever had" IL. T. BALLOON, Shirley. Mass.
II suffered from what the doctors called
muscular rheumatism. took Hoods Sar-
saparilla and am entirely cured" j. v. A.
"RouDrooT, letter carrier. Chicago, Ill.
We - Il be glad to send, free Of charge
to all WHO may desire, a book containing many
additional statements OF cures by
Hoods .SarSaparilla
Sold by al! druggists. 81; six for s5. Made
o.,ly by C. ]. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
.Dcmocratic-National STATE il.Ars

Dcmocratic-National State ll.Ar.
For Secretary II State,
caro- SELLS.
or Blacihank County.
For Auditor If sta.e.
PAUL GiIIiGH.
or Des MoiAcs County.
For Treasurer II STATE,
DANIEL CAMPBELL.
OF Monona County.
For Attorney General.
Gil. MiGhI.i.
OF keokuk County.
For Clerk Of the .s'prrine Curt.
WILLIAM THEOPHIIIS,
OF Howard County.
For Reporter of the Supreme Com
FRANK p. BRADLEY.
OF Audubon County.
For Representative IN Congress II!
Congressional district.
VIC. EARLE.
OF Alamakee county.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
independent Judicial Ticket.

For Judges Of the District Court.
i. O. HATCH. Of Clarion County
J.F. DAYTON. of illanla.ses Cuuli.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12

Work on the new opera house has fairly
begun.
Bank clearings yesterday amounted to
SS70, 5000.
There win be a special meeting Of the Press
club at clock this evening.
Willie Farr, while riding a bicycle Sunday
fell and broke his right arm.
Miss Florence E. Green has returned from
her visit to her home in Beloit Wis.
Mrs. C. C. Horton was buried Sunday from
the family residence, 1119 Third avenue south
A $50, 900 church will be erected by the Park
Avenue Presbyterian society on Nineteenth
street.
The Minneapolis Rifle club meets this even.
ing at 142S Washington avenue south, to ar
range for the winter.
The st. Anthony elevator will be COMPLETED
about the middle of this month. 1t has ca.
pacity of 2.500,0 bushels.
Allan Clark, little boy, will be tried in the
municipal court to-day on a charge of mali
ciously breaking windows.
Little Fat, the California midget. the
anarchists, and the play 1.-The Octoroon" are
filling the dime museum nightly.
Jennie Hanson was arrested by Detective
King on charge of stealing cloak from hel
roommate at the st. Charles hotel.
The remains of Miss Mary E. Newton were
buried yesterday afternoon from the resi-
dence of her brother, W. ]. Newton.
Lew Harrison, M. Whitcomb and r. r
Organ, of Chicago, left last evening on 8
hunting excursion to DEVILS lake.
The funeral of John Nolan. found drowned
in the river Saturday. took place yesterday
afternoon from Warmers morgue
Before Judge LELAND, yesterday, Nicholas
Strow was adjudged insane and committed tc
to the Minnesota hospital for the insane.
Sunday night an infant child OF Charles
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE DAKOTA COUNTY ROAD
Considered by the Board of Trade--
Other Matters.


The board of trade succeeded in raising a
quorum yesterday morning, but will not
make another effort this month.
Mr.. Wyman, of the committee on manu-
features, reported that as the proposed
watch concern coming from Dubuque had
no money itself and wanted $500, 600, the
committee had advised that it was i'm
practicable at this time to raise that sum
here.
The matter of proposed road to give
direct communication between Minneapolis
and the counties of Dakota and Scott, was
taken up. The people of Pennington were
especially DESTROYS of having this road. and
J. n. Mind, of this board, had gone there
and held conference. He reported that
such road would divert great amount of
business to Minneapolis, and should be OBJ
tanned, if possible, though it would necessi-
tate bridge over the Minnesota river. A
resolution was adopted requesting the
county commissioners to make an estimate
of the cost on the part of Hennepin county,
with view to securing the necessary legiS-
lation.
Gov Hubbard's proclamation quaran-
timing against Illinois cattle was read. mas
much as pleurO- pneumOnia exists in Illinois,
no cattle may be imported unless accom-
panied by an official clear bill of health.
A resolution was received from the Gin
cinnati board of trade. requesting the adOp
ton of a resolution urging congress to pro-
vide direct communication by mail between
New Orleans and Central and South Ameri-
can countries, substituting any line of
steamers that will establish these direct
lines. The matter was referred to a special
committee, consisting of George III. East
man, Judge Fish and j. B. Bassett.
The board then adjourned to Nov. l.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
A NIGHT SESSION.
The Board of Education Expends
Some Midnight Oil.

Last evening the special committee of
the board of education, consisting of A. T.
Ankeny, Maj. Hale. G. Fl. Miller, Prof.
Oftedal and B. F. Nelson, spent two hours
in discussing the new rules for the guidance
of the board and the schools None of the
changes made in already existing
regulations were of radical ma
ture Many new rules defining the
duties and powers of committees
were added. For five mortal hours the
committee wrestled with the report that
had been submitted by Mr.. Ankeny.
Finally the work was done, and officials
last objection had been overruled, the COM
mittee organized as a board and adopted
the report. 1t was then decided that the
usual night schools should start up Nov. 4,
and it was voted to employ Prof. C. M.
Jordan, the principle of the Lincoln school,
to supervise the schools at salary of $1O0
amonth. Itwas 1925 p. m. when board went
into executive session to consider matters
which it seems to think should be kept
from public scrutiny. All the members
voted for the executive session with the
exception Of A. T. Ankeny, and the re-
pOrterS were excluded.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE SURVEY ORDERED.
First Step Toward Opening NaViga-
lion 10 minneapolis.

First Step Toward Gpenlus NdhhSN
ton To minneapolis.
The secretary of war has instructed Maj.
Charles Allen. who is in charge of this dis
trict. to proceed at once with the survey OF
the river between st. Paul and Minneapolis.
with a view to preparing an estimate OF the
cost of preparing it for navigation. In the
river and harbOr appropriation was the
amount of 500, 600 for various surveys IN
and about Minnesota. and among them the
short stretch OF the Mississippi river. Ii IS
estimated that the most thorough and
detailed survey desired will not cost
over S1O.O 600, nor require any protracted
length of time. When this is completed an
effort will be made TO secure the necessary
appropriation from congress and open the
river navigation. This means very much
to Minneapolis. with her vast tonnage, and
is project recommended by the water
WAYS convention, which assembled i'll st.
Paul early in the year. 1t has been nearly
thirty wears since lines of steamers ran be-
tween st. Paul and the Falls OF st. An
thonv, and it has become a matter OF
wonderment why what was necessary u
the small village of st. Anthony, could be
dispensed with by the fiOurishing city OF
Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12

The Virgin Salt company, of New Haven,
Conn.,, to introduce virgin salt into every
family are making this grand offer: A
crazy patchwork block, enameled in twelve
beautiful colors, and containing the latest
fancy stitches. On large photographed
card having beautiful gold mounted ideal
portrait in the center, given away with
every 10 cent package of Virgin salt. Vir-
gin salt has no equal for household pur-
poses. 1t is the cleanest, purest and whitest
salt ever seen or used. Remember that a
large package only costs 10 cents, with the
above present. Ask your grocer for it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12

81. and the number sent to hospitals during
the month 50, and the number now in the
hospitals AZ. The hospital expenses for
the month were S942.27, the poorhouse ex-
penses were S409.43, and the visits of the
city physician and costs of burials
amounted to $50. The cost of furnishing
transportation was $91.5O, and the total
amount expended over and above the sum
refunded was 81, 1866.
After the transaction of other unim-
portant routine business the board adj
iourned
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
The Exposition Directors.

At the regular weekly meeting of the board
of Exposition directors yesterday afternoon,
Vice President Gale occupied the chair.
George HUM made verbal report of the re-
suit of his observations at the st. Louis Ex-
position. Bills to the amount OF 81, 153 were
ordered paid, and a pay roll amounting to
SS49.62 was passed. The committe on solicit
tation of subscriptions reported that William
Buffers had subscribed 500, and Col. w. S.
King 1,4OO. The directorate then went into
executive session, at which the permanent
art gallery project was further considered.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE CITY,S gOOR.
The sum of 1915 Expended During
september For Relief.

The board of supervisors of the poor had
business session last night, when the case
Of Thomas Mulyeyhill, who had his eyes
destroyed in sewer excavation by pre-
mature explosion of blast, was brought
up. The superintendent was directed to
treat the case in the ordinary way. and
furnish relief. 1t was voted that all col
leges be requested to give the medical stu
dents of the city permission to visit the
hospitals and inspect cases for medical study.
The superintendent read his monthly re-
port which was accepted. The report
shows that 154 orders had been for groce-
ries, lis visits made by the superintendent
and 2S4 applications made for relief. The
total number of patients in hospitals was
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
Justice Bragg,

Ex-mayor. and the wholesale grocer Of Bis
marck. has formed partnership with George
w. Cullough, the famous butter-color man,
and opened out at No. Market house. What
George don't know about butter is not worth
knowing, and we promise to let the public
know through the GLOBE how dairymen and
farmers get sick.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
AFATHER,S CRUELTY,
And How He Got His Deserts,
Although Not Legal.

A not altogether unusual but rather sad
case of family trouble was brought to a
focus at police headquarters yesterday after
noon. Officer Fred Malone found a man
and young girl engaged in heated alter
cation on Washington avenue south and
took them both to the city hall. The man
stated that his name was Peterson, and that
ne lives in st. Paul, where he works at his
trade as carpenter and joiner. The girl
he said. was his daughter, and had left her
home to 60 to the bad over month ago.
The daughter, on the other hand claimed
that she had left home because her father
whipped and abused her; that she was Is
years old and wished TO support herself by
honest industry. She told her tale in such
a seemingly straightforward manner that
she won the sympathy of her hearers. Per-
ceiving this, Peterson became greatly en-
ragged and struck his daughter violent
blow in the face. This was more than
Sergt. Coffin, who was an interested spec
tator, could stand. and he Immediately
knocked the nhuman father down, and
was proceeding to mop up the floor with his
carcass when the other officers interfered.
Peterson was finally told to leave his
daughter alone. and no arrests were made.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE EIGHTH LOT

Will comprise all sizes in Gents
Camel's Hair Shirts and Draw
ers; would be a good seller at ST..
Our price Use each.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
Political Notes.


Here is a sample of what is considered by
some people to be juStiiable tactics in poll
ties. a dressmaker has been importuning
Mayor Ames to use the police force as an in
strument to compel First street cyprian to
pay for a dress. She informed his honor that
all other mayors have pursued similar
course, and as he has refused to accommodate
she threatens that she will make him lose 200
votes. Communications from this lady signed
*. of L." or Life LOug Democrat" at
lacking the character Of the mayor will prob
ably make their appearance in the Republican
papers at an early date.
A Polish Democratic club has been organ
ICED on the East side, with the following Off
GERS: President, T. Lila; vice president, F.
Staukewiez; treasurer. Joe Bru Kowacs; Sec
rotary, George BrultrowicZ; executive COM
mittee, Stanilaus Zcinkowsky. The whole
Democratic ticket was unanimously in
dorsed. The club will hold meetings
Wednesday and Saturday evenings at Ger
mania hall, on the East side, at o'clock.
The Bohemians and Slavonians are also fully
organized, and will vote the Democratic
ticket.
A mass meeting of Polanders was held at
Delno Saturday when some four hundred
were present. The principal address was
made by F. A. Murlowsky, of this city, the
leader of the Polanders in the Northwest
The whole Democratic ticket was Endorsed,
and Mr.. Murlowsky is certain that his coun-
LrymcQ VIII vote SOlQ lOE u. u. AmeS. I0ey
expressed themselves as decidedly opposed
to the wheat and elevator ring candidate, A.
r. McGill.
Elk. Gov. Pillsbury, chairman of the Re-
publican state committee, waits q week and
then denies that there was great Republican
disafection in the Fifth district. Whether
his correction is correct or not, the disaffec-
ton exists. Some one must have called the
governor down.
A f1ourishing Ames club was formed in the
Seventh ward on Saturday night. 7. P.
Dwyer, Anton Guthen. Qrville Rinehart and
Dr. Gibson delivered addresses. Another
meeting will be held On Wednesday evening
at Sewert's hall, on Twenty-sixth avenue
south.
FF. Davis Republican,, predicts that
three Republicans to one Democrat will be
elected this fall The county attorney is evil
IDENTITY trying to delude himself with false
hopes.
The Democratic county committee will meet
at O'Clock this evening to consider the mat
ter of a nomination of candidate for super
1ntendent Of schools.
August Liegmen, Democratic candidate for
county commissioner, has withdrawn, and the
county committee has Endorsed John Swift,
the labor candidate.
The Democrats of the Second, Third and
Fifth precincts of the Sixth ward will meet
at Phil Hartmap's this evening and organize
o Democratic club.
A Republican meeting was held at Toilet
sons hall last evening and several campaign
speeches were listened to.
The Scandnavians viii hold rally at the
Swedish mission house on Friday evening.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
PREPARING FOR THE FRAY.
Democrats ETeeIa and Select Delegates
To The Senatorial Convention.

Democrats Meet and Select Delegates
to the Senatorial Convention.
The Democratic caueuseS to elect dele
gates to the senatorial convention, which
meets at Anoka on Wednesday next, when
one senator and four representatives will be
placed in nomination, were held last even
ing and delegates selected, who will, In the
main. support the candidates as far as in
dorsed by the Trades assembly. The noml-
nation of George A. Chase as representa-
I've is almost certain. While none or the
delegates were instructed at the caucuSeS,
they made no secret OF the fact that they
should support the labor candidates. There
was not particularly large attendance, but
those who were there were enthusiastic.
All passed OFF pleasantly, and no contesting
delegations will mar the harmony of the
convention. r. II. Graham. one of the
delegates from the Fourth precinct of the
First ward, has many friends among the
delegates, and it is more than probable
that he will down D. N. ClOugh, whose
opposition to the ShOrt-hOur plan proposed
in the Minneapolis common council, Will
lose him the labor vote. Below will be
found the list of delegates from the various
precincts;
FIRST WARD.
First Preciuct-Mat Neary, Christ Pluders.
E J. L'Herault and Frank Anger. The dele
gates will support George A. Chase for rep
reSentative.
Second Precinct-John Kerr; in favor of
Chase
Third Precinct-John Crimmins, and A.
Winfield; in favor of Chase
Fourth PrecincU-R. H. Graham and n. E.
McCamy; will support Chase.
Fifth Precinct-C. W. Brown and Charles
Hill: uninstructed, but will work for Chase.
Sixth Precinct-W. S. Hamilton; unin-
structed, but will probably work for Ora
ham.
81 COND WARD.
First Precnct-Edward Conroy and Thomas
g. Salisbury. Both delegates are in favor of
Fridley for senator.
Second Precinct-O. C. Merrlman; unin-
structed.
Third Precinct-No caucus was held here.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE FIFTH LOT

Will comprise all sizes in Ladies'
White Merino Vests and Pants,
which we offer at 75c each.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
Death Under a Wagon.

A boy about years old was run over and
killed on the suspension bridge yesterday
afternoon about O'Clock. The bridge was
crowded with teams, and the lad was hardly
noticed before he was seen to fall under the
wheels of a wagon that was heavily laden with
stone. He was pulled out from under the
wheels, when it was found that his head was
badly crushed and his left leg broken.
He died from his injuries within
few minutes afterwards, and was taken to
Connellv's morgue In the confusion the
driver of the wagon got away without being
noticed, and the remains of the boy had not
been identified up to midnight and few par
ticulars could be learned that night. AL
though no one has been found as yet who
witnessed the accident, it is likely that the
lad had stolen a ride on the wagon, and that
his death was due to his own careiessness,
not to the negligence of the driver.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
LOCAL MENTION.
Free Warm Lunch.

I am prepared to give my friends nice
warm lunch every morning from to 10 free
of charge. Orth's pale beer a specially.
John Banmann, proprietor, LIZ Heunepin
avenue,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE SIXTH LOT

Comprises all sizes in Ladies
Atwood Scarlet Vests and
Pants, a very superior quality, at
S each.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-10-12
THE FOURTH LOT

Will comprise all sizes in Ladies'
White Merino Vests and Pants,
bought tojob at So per doz.; will
be sold at SOC each.