New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-15
WINTER ENJOYMENT.

WINTER ENJOYMENT
There Is happiness in elln.ing
To a garden gate ana aHinSu-
on bany summer evening with the maiden that you
But in winter It is sweetcr
IN the sittmgrOO 10 meet her
And hug her your bosom you nestle near the stovo
In such situation
You are SAFE from observation,
And you iHt dread tho falling dew or damp, nala-
while VOWS OF love you're making,
And til your leave you're taxing
-lBOstou Courier.
The Hygiene Commission OF Paris has prohibited tho
use OF vasene as a substitute for butter aud tat IN tho
making OF cakes and pastry Pretty they viii 10
trying make oleOmargarlne cut Of Kerosene,
benzne.
After recent storm number Of barrels OF whiskey
%recicJ ycss. The bar Is Iong,horemea now whistle
for breaze every nsnt before gong to Oed-Duflns-
ton Free Press
The Treasury the state OF Kentucky is empty, and
so the members Of the legislature want to 20 home ana
not waste thelr time on barren iieallty.
Mrs Mmosa-Wen. Mrs Van Dyke. your husband
seems he turning ont goot many pictures lately
Ms. Van DyHc-Ies he Is really WORKING TOO harl' IL
Mrs. .l.-Rcallyi
MRS. Van D.-Yes. indeed Why only last niIh he kept
murmurrg something about drawing three qu'ens-
(ChicagO Rambler
It is said that Jones is to deliver course Of lec
ures for $500 Eight, Just ike any other miserable sin
ner.
MIX inspection in Boston is carried on By the Board Of
Health, Lunacy aud Chty. There l. ApcuIiaf apps0.
prl4encss about allowing the two latter "dcptrtm'uts'
share the inspection OF CITY mk-lB urlln= ten Free
Press
\ braska Democrats are divided into the slaughter
house faction " aud the packing house faction"
Tie "Poo-Bah" Of Stou-hton, Mass. Is Mis'cnl H.
RIin, nr vho1 the lo,a nIp.r says: As assessor he
viii assess the tAXeS collector. he Will cOiect the
same lac will receive the a. gyns himself
receipt therefor; sclec nan. he VII vote TO spend ~
and order On hi II for IA" money which, as
treasurer, lac Will pay detbury Americdn
Halifax y. =, is pulsatng with gadness over tho
coming of a second British egimsnt and the announce
luent that it Is once more be tho military and
naval headquarters OF British North America
Mr. Code lsh Say. nave you heard the newsi
Smithers-NO, what Is III
C0IJclsh-Why, the Argentine bank has gone mp.
Snithers-Oh, the scoun irels! MINT nave known
sucn rascay set OF Dal directors "ouId r0o tue E'
Colicash--why. did you have any money init!
SmitherSEvery cent made over 20 M Viie before
failed the first time. Oh, the scoundreIs '-lohcaa'
Kambier
In Poland each male guest at wedding is expected to
pay dollar for the privilege Of kissing the bride; Bat
club rates are much lower, and tho who gets up the
club gets an extra kiss.
.Inotice that the Commissioner Of Agriculture dis
countenances the cultivation Of tie tea plant AT tao
public expense, remarked one D'moeraI 10 anoIHet'
" YES, ana uoh 'n'hA Lie . iiS"" was '''
" Ain't this Democratic Administration r.
"Tuat's what 1t was elected foE'
And amt we DemocFatsF
"Of course
And don't Democrats have to have their teal"
Certainly"
" TLen why have the power il of the most cher.
ished principles OF the party cannot be exercised at tho
public expense T. 49,
that Kind OF tea Z asked the osher man, as MS
mouth began to water"
Course II Ia
shake. pard. I'm dead agin Colman. Let's have
some;hing."-t Washington Crluc.
A Fresno CAL nurssryman offsrs trees enou III for
small orchard % any Old mad fifty five In this
way nc gels big advertisement for nothing; for Gota
woman in the state would have orchard on these
conditions.
believe the President wants to see the enforcement
of the CIVIL Service law IN letter and In spirit SAID
Member to a senator.
"Mlybe he does in spirit" the reply. " Dat ne
doesn't IN letter ned send what he mas on nile 10 the
Senue."-l Washington Critic.
A number Of able European scientists have been
engaged observing the spots on the Gun with WOW
OF whether they nave auy perc.pOe cHecs
upon the climate or the EARTH After comparing notes.
they have the conclusion that as lar ~ tDcY
have able determine, they cannot say positively
means ~ the solar heat received ny TIE eih
or IL contrary. With all -Ccnuhc nUdcsy, We may 10
allowed to say that own observations Ie is 70
ooncde precisely with the dec s0n 0f the AFORESAID auH
European acknowledgements UhOn