Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-10-30
LOCAL JOTS.

Silver has reached 9911.
The Days are gone and the red headed
scribe breathes once more.
Mccormick 81 Go. to-day received Hanauer
bullion valued at S2,240.
Wells, Fargo IL Co. to-day received base
bullion valued ut $1,000.
w. Brignell was fined so in the Police
Court to-day for being drunk and profano.
See the G.. A. r. Benefit advertisement on
this page. II appeals to all good men in tho
Territory,
Colonel Ferry will address the citizens of
Ogden this evening. There is bound to be
II rousing meeting.
Wad Ell Weird, the Oriental lecturer, will
address the congregation at the Mormon
Tabernacle tomorrow.
The UNDERGROUND polygs. evidently be-
ieve that the officer should seek the man
and not the man the officer.
The young ladies and gentlemen of the
city should read the notice of prizes offered
by the G. A. II. in this issue.
The mail from the West is six hours late
to-day. The cause is an accident some
where on the Central Pacific.
Sam Jones says you can't stand around
heaven and criticise preachers as you do in
this word. Why? No preachers there?
The next attraction at the Theatre will be
the entertainments of Wad FL Ward to be
given ON Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
evenings.
The audience at the Theatre last evening
was small but the performance was highly
appreciated and the Days may be sure of n
welcome whenever they return to the CITY.
Senator Hearst, of California, will be re-
membered for the Introduction of a new
cocktail called "tho c~Joys dream" 1t
makes balloon of a mlu's head in 2:10I..
Members of the G. A. II. entertainment
committee will please meet in the DEMOCRAT
office (up-stairs) tomorrow Sunday, to
consider matters finally. Meet at 10 O'Clock
n. IN. sharp.
If the plural of goose is geese, the plural
of moose must be meese-but every hunter
who ever hunted that animal in Montana
knows that it isn't. Moose hasn't any
plural. A fellow thinks himself lucky if he
sees one.
DIR. Wad FL Ward, who breaches at the
Methodist Church Sunday evening and lee
lures there Thursday evening, is converted
Jewish Rabbi, and is the man in whose arms
Bishop Kingsley died at Bejroot. The Doc
tor is accompanied by his wife and little son.
The expenditure of ammunition in the
form of gags" by the DAILY troupe at the
Theatre last evening was deprecated by the
better portion of the audience. The game
was not worth the powder and lead. 1t was
like shooting twenty-four pound balls at u
chipmunk.
b. Springer has bought half interest in
the meat market of Mr.. Matthews, and,
commencing Monday, it will be run under
tho name of Springer u Matthews. Mr..
Springer will be pleased to see all his old
friends at his new place of business, No. 260
y. Main street.
The Western Union Telegraph Company
will be prepared to furnish to private sub
scribers and clubs at reasonable rates bulle-
tins of the elections which are to take place
on Tuesday next. Intending subscribers
will call at the telegraph Office and make
arrangements as early as possible.
John p. Mortensen, the Eigth ward cohab.
who was recently bound over to await the
action of the Grand Jury, has been indicted
by that body and was to-day required to
appear before Judge Mckay and furnish a
new bond. The amount of the surety is
now fixed at $4,000 and the bond il signed
by @. A. Carlquist and p. w. Madsen.
In his search for Republicans who took
oHense at the remarks of the last speaker at
the Democratic meeting Thursday night, the
reporter of the morning paper seems to have
overlooked such men as Assistant District
Attorney Varian, General Connor General
Maxwell and a score of other Republicans
with sense who were present. They discov-
erod no cause for offense, nor did any other
Republican with sufficient brains to have
the headache.
Two women apparently from the over
skirts of the city met on Main street to-day,
and after the usual salutation one of them
asked the other why she had not been to see
her, and received the following rather start
ling answer: "Well, yer see me husband AS
been so hill that hi just couldn't stir hout
Of the 'ouse; 'owever, the doctor says as 'ow
he can't live more ner day or two more, so
as soon as 'e's dead and buried h'rll ave
nothing to worry me so h'Tll drop around
right SOON" At this point the reporter
slipped up on an imaginary banana skin
and in his hurry to rescue his hat from the
gutter he missed the rest of the confab.