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BREAKFAST BUDGET.

President McOosh, Of Princeton, ia
yearly So years old.
The largest pearl in the world was late:
y sold in London for s., loo, 1t weighed
three ounces,
Earl Roseberry and Lord Wolverton
have each subscribed $4,000 to the
Gladstonian election fund,
During the three years OF its use the
Brookly1=bri6ge has served 81 ,6S7 ,657 pas
sengers and earned in toto 81 ,6lS,749.
A Waterford, Pa, wife.beater was
penned up under croCkery crate and
made meet for repentance with power
full stream from fire engine.
The Court OF Chancery in New Jersey
has just rendered an opinion holding that
witness In that State who swears by the
Bible is not bound to kiss the book.
The boys at Phillips Exeter Academy,
New Hampshire, took q professors horse
up into his sleeping.room, In the morn.
ing all the boys Condoled with him and
wanted to find the perpetrators. Every
body knows what becomes OF the peTps'
traitors in such case.
With all the decorations Archibald
Forbes has his Victoria Cross Is the single
one his Queen will allow him to wear In
England. Her Majesty says they are In.
Congruous In a man who has no title In
his own country. However, there's moth
ing more than brave man can prize than
the Victoria Gross.
Pasteur has treated over 1900 patients
for hydrophobia. His late American
patient, Miss Amelia Morosini, OF New
York, returned in excellent health and
spirits, Pasteur Is professor OF biology In
the Institute Of France, and 80 Colnpen.
sation to the scientist goes properly In
the form Of subscription to the institute.
The Pasteur fund Is now over million
francs. He does not yet consider his
theory thoroughly proven, though results
have been eminently satisfactory.
From 5000 to 5000 graen turtles are an
nually brought to New York, and they sell
at an average Of 10 cents per pound, gross
weight. They come from Florida, the
West Indies, and the shores Of the Spanish
main. Occasionally one Ia caught as far
north as Long Island. They are caught
In nets, and also on the beach when they
come up to lay their eggs. They do not
bite or snap. Their food Is green stutts.
In warm water, with an occasional bath,
they will live six weeks without food.
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wh, rhez Coulan,t l,oat orapt.

Salt Lake Tribune.
Old Colonel Zell, at the time when
Grant was up for the Presidency, and
when the Democratic watChword was
Anything to beat Grant," was addressing
an enthusiastic meeting Of ComstoCk Re-
publiCans, when Democrat, who was
changing on 10 the verge Of the crowd"
sang out: "It's easy talkin', Colonel, but
we'll show you something next fall" The
Colonel was o Southern Union man Of the
ultra school and great admirer Of Grant.
He at once wheeled about, and with up.
lifted hands, hair bristling and eyes fash.
ing FIRE cried out: "Build q worm fence
round winter supply Of summer weather
skim the clouds from the sky with tea
spoon catch q thunderbolt in bladder
break q hurricane to harness; ground
HluiCe an earthquake; bake hell In an Ice
house; lasso an avalanche; tx Clout on
on the crater OF an active volcano; hive
all the stars In nail keg; hang out the
ocean on grapevine To dry; put the sky
to soak on q gourd; uubuckle the belly.
band Of eternity, and post To Let on the
sun and moon, but never, sir--neyer for q
moment delude yourself with the idea
that you can beat Grant"
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Che glttekLigetlGeE:
MaEaLlNo, W. VI, JUNE p, l9SU'


ksf.FmInE ThiagS Rt HhAhi"s'""'
On the first OF July more than i've nun
dred employees are 10 be dismissed from
tbs DEPARTMENTS at Washington, owing 70
"a general reorganization OF the bureaus"
Many Of these who are "going to 90" are
old soldiers, some Of them widows and
others orphans OF soldiers, 1t has been
discovered that these persons are not elh'
Gent public servants; that most OF them
ought never to have been employed II
the departments; that others have out
lived their efficiency.
Alter the house'Cleaning is to come the
reiurnlshing, II the Civil Service Com
mission cannot be practically knocked IN
the head before the time comes to make
new appointments, the Commission Will
be asked to send forward Its candidates
where the appointment comes within the
Civil Service act, and the appointing
power will do what 1t can to get in liz
friends. This is thought necessary tc
carry out those great reforms to which the
Democratic party Is pledged.
Beginning with the next presidential
term vast and various work OF reform
will devolva upon the Republican party
To carry out that work it will require the
assistance Of lta friends and good many
Of them. 1t will have to reorganize the
bureaus, which will involve the throwing
out Of some old and very solid Democrats
It will endeavor to perform this work Of
reorganization as rapidly as may be posi-
bic without interfering with the efficiency
Of the public service, but it will be done
as thoroughly as the law allows.
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nir. alnd,ton e.s Appeal.

In aninterview with Mr.. Parnell, pub
lished in the INrELLtGENcER, the Irish
leader declared that II Mr.. Gladstone's
health holds out he will certainly triumph.
Mr.. Parnell gives a strong reason for his
faith. "Mr. Gladstone's appeal to the
English Democracy" he says, twill go
home, and the working classes will see
that settlement Of the Irish question is
unavoidable II those great reforms for
which Great Britain now waits with re-
gard to land and social problems are to be
attended TO-"
This is reasonable foundation Of the
hope Of Gladstone triumph. The ques-
ton Of Home Rule for Ireland Is by no
means Of mere local significance. It ap.
peals to the masses throughout Great
Britain, whose demandfo greatly needed
reforms fall on deaf ears, while Ireland
stands at the gate asking that her people
shall be allowed to live. Ireland Is strong
enough to block the way In Parliament,
90 that while she remains unsatisaed the
whole course Of legislation remains OBJ
structed. There Is q deadlock which can
be broken only by doing justice to Ire.
land.
But this Is not all that appeals to the
British Democracy. TIA Parliament can
be elected that will listen to the cry Of Ire
land-a thing 80 recently thought impos.
able, why may not Parliament be elect
cd that will carry further the good work
and do something for the masses in Eng.
land, Scotland and wales2 The question
which Mr.. Gladstone shrewdly presents to
the people lie whether they will achieve a
victory for themselves Of which ireland
shall indeed reap the first fruits, but which
shall be the beginning Of such popular re.
forms al Great Britain has mover known.
The appeal 10 not only to the boasted
English sense Of fair play, but TO the self
interest Of the masses Of the people. Ills
not an unworthy appeal To exhort men
70 held themselves, that they have a
larger share in their Own government
and reap more Abundantly Of the fruit OF
their toll. There 10 among other things
we'll defined land question In England
and Scotland, and with the Irish question
out Of The way and triumphant, this land
question nearer home will come to the
front with some prospect Of equitable ad.
justment,
II MI Gladstone can get the masses 10
understand this az well % the English
and Scotch landlords do, he will sweep
the county and elect a Parliament that
will pas bis Irish measure BY an immense
majority.
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rnllrhlnnlnr mo YonnE bon.

During the past winter Prof.. Thompson,
OF the University Of Pennsylvania, de-
liyered at Yale a course Of lectures upon
which the INrRLLIaENCER was glad to
draw for the ediACation Of its readers.
Those who believe in tho doctrine Of pro-
lection will be glad to know that the
lectures have borne good fruit. Brad
streets, whose sympathies are rather with
Sumner than with Thompson, says:
Prof, Robert Ellis Thompson's invasion
OF Prof, Summers domain, at Yale, seems
10 have been attended by at least a tenn
porary decline OF the free trade professors
ascendenCy, According TO the figures
prepared BY the official ststistician OF the
class Of 1886, q majority OF the members
are proteCtioniats. Last year, we believe,
the majority was the other way. The
Pennsyiyania professor has possibly made
acme converts. Prof. Sumner will have
10 look after his laurels. 1t Is curious 10
see a collage whose professor OF political
economy d a distinguished free trader
turning out class majority Of whom are
opposed to him on the question oil Tree
trade.
Where the doctrine of Protection to
home industries Is fair and intelligently
presented to young men it appeals to their
common sense and their patriotism, and
the verdict Is not doubtful. Free traders
may complicate the question ever SO
much, envelop It in sophistry and weight
It down with false issues, but as the uni.
yersal conditions arc to-day they cannot
make their case strong enough to stand
against the crushing argument ofthe uni
versal experience Of mankind. A nation
must be commercially as well as political
ly independent, and 1t must guard the one
as zealously as the other.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-22

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Goodwin.
Sold by all Druggists and sent by mail
on receipt oil price, 60c and 81 per box.
KlRK MEpiCtNE Co.,
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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-22

sharp PAngA AthwaFt the FoF0hORd,
And In the muscles OF the neck and shoulder,
usually most violent alter nightlal, are among the
cheerful manifestations Of neuralgia. II Is an a.
lection Of the nerve intensified BY Acold Repose,
bringing with II cessation Of pain, Is induced by
HOStetters Stomach BItteFs, which Is fine nerve
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the recovery oil strength BY G0nValeACcntS, mitl
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tuIiOnnlly feeble.
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A to Adding oublts to ones Stature.

Woreeae tAaH) Spy.
A story Is told OF youth at West Point
who was bright and proficient In all bis
studies, but lacked by a quarter Of an inch
the stature required OF cadet. He had
been admitted, however, with the under.
standing that he must be dismissed II at
the end Of the first year be had not grown
enough to reach the standard. He did
not grow, and on the night before the ex.
animation which would be fatal to his
hopes he and his room.mate were sadly
talking Of their expected separation, when
a bright idea occurred To the taller cadet.
SEEKING broom stick he hit the little fol.
low two or three sharp rapS on the top Of
his head, raising fine bump. The next
morning the boy came away from the ex.
aminers exulting In the knowledge that
he had attained the full stature exaCted
Of cadets, with at least an eighth otan
Inch to spare.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-22

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Hs Ma.aRooals.

Hia'htRgioR CFitie.
care You a Doodle" asked q small boy
Of his sisters new husband.
~ don't know what that ID, " responded
the happy man, patting the boy on the
aYou must be !" persisted the small boy
II don't know what You mean, exactly.
"You are my sisters husband, AIM
your"
Eyes, Of course"
"Well, then you are q Doodle, 'caus'
sister said Doodle husband would catch
her every time"
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WEST VIRGINIA AHEAD.
a Representative Of the state At West Point
Graduates with HOneEs.

Representative Of the state ~ West Point
Graduates with HOnoFs.
GntrnbriI L4depNdaa,
Last Saturday, June the 18th, Captain
Mason NJ. Patrick, Of LsWisburg, was
graduated with honor from the West
Point Military Academy, ranking second
best in class Of "ssventy-ssven as bright
young fellows as ever the Military Acsd-
envy sent out to serve the country" We
arc Of the opinion that but one man in
the Virgiuias west Of the Allsghanies-
Capt. Ernest H. RuGner, Of KanaEha-
has succeeded in ranking as high at West
Point o. Capt, Patrick. When Secretary
Of War Endicott banded the graduates the
formal endorsement Of their qualification
to enter any branch Of the military, he
took occasion to remark that "the success
OF the class was not the result Of accident,
but OF earnest endeavor; and he hoped
that It would be an earnest OF the gradu'
ates' good service in the future"
It must be remembered that Captain
Ruifner was q college graduate when he
entered the nations military school, while
Captain Patrick had received only such
education as he could pick up in the free
schools OF Greenbrier county, General
Sheridan, the nations chief military
officer, congratulated them in the name Of
the army on their success, and assured
them that it would be proud to cordially
welcome them to its ranks, Ina few days
our worthy young Captain will arrive IN
LeWisbuTg to spend vacation. But being
subject 10 the United States for three
years 10 come he will Of course stand In
readiness to respond to any orders from
his military supsriors, 1.-THE authorities
have been consulted, and i is found that
for number as well "a brilliancy this class
Of $50 have the lead, and 1t Is questionable
liz any OF their predecessors have been
neck and neck with them either In erudl'
ton or physical prowess."
Captain Patrick Is a nephew OF the late
, Governor H. NJ. Mathews and Captain
Alex. Mathews, OF Greenbrier county.
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MT. De CHAATAL ACADEMY,
NEAR WHEELING, W. VA,

The thIrty-OIEhth year OF this welLknOwn 4cad.
envy, under the charge Of tho Visitation Nupn
opens on tho 6rSt Monday Of September next, aud
continues ten months,
PupIla received a. any tim In the session.
Those who desire to place their daughters In an
Institution GDordiug exceptional advantages In
the way Of healthIul and delightful location, e1.
cellent board, thorough discipline and instruction
at the hands Of life long teachers, In every depart
ment Of female education, Including the modern
languages aud music, should SOud I1r catalogue
Of this school, Address,
Directress OF the Academy Of the Visitation,
MT, De CHANTAL
Ru25D4W Near WhPelIpg, ". Va
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AL 10 nIornlllI aad priokbal1.

heiE YORK Home J0gFaa''
Judge Richardson, on the English bench
condemned ielon 10 death who threw q
brickbat subsequently, at his head but q
he happened to stoop at the moment, II
only Knocked Off his hat. His friends CON
graduating him on his escape, be said
SYou see how, that II l had been an up
right Judge, ! had been slain"
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SKIN, .; =! ;;.,,, | |

uUMfLtAT1NG Etuptons, itching and burning
n skin TOrttites Loaths1me Sores, and every sp6:
pies Of ltchl1g, scAly, Plmply, Inherited Bufolu.
lOus and Contagious Diseased Of the Blood sHln
aud Scalp, with Loss Of hair, from Infancy 70 old
age, are positively cured by CuTiCURA, the great
Skin Cure, and CUTicURA SOAP, An exquisite Skin
Beautlhef, externally, and UuftcURA. REsOLvRNf,
thu nav nlnOd PuFiHaf ihlpFnAIly.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-22
A Plain Animal.

A farmers wife living up among the
New England hills had q longing all her
life to see hippopotamus, A circus and
menagerle visited q neighboring. town,
and she hRrnssssd up her old horse and
eagerly logged over the rough roads
When she stood in front Of the cage where
the huge beast was confined, all she said
was "My amt he plainN
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Broad Brook, Conn. N " '-O'


I was AFFLICTED with lcsenia on the Scalp, Face
Ears aud Neck, which the. druggist, where goi
your remedies, pronounced enc Of The wont Casel
10 tty yOuf. Cutcufa Remedies, and after hVe days
use my scalp aud part Of my face were entirely
cured, aud hope In another week 10 have my
ears, neck, and the other part Ql my face CURED.
10 T. Fourth Street, New Y6 nsAAAN BLADE
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-06-22

/ have been ailltcted since last March with 4
Skin disease the doctors called EczemA. My lace
and burning were almost unbeatable. Seeing youI
CutlotifA RSmedlts 30 highly recommended, c0n
eluded 10 give them trial, using the Cutuuta and
Cutlcuta soap externally and tesoltent internally
lot four month";. call myself cured, In gratitude
i0f which l make this public statement.
MRS, CLARA A, FREDERICK,
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Cutlcuta stands al the head Of Id class especial.
y u this the case with the Uutl6ura soap. HAVE
he prevalence of an aFrfayaisd form ~ NM
through tome l0callt ies III the county, III which
the Uuucura Remedies proved satisfactory.
,,.,..,. -. WI. HARDING, DfuggisL
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cefisi REs0iyENf, 81 01t SOAR, IS cents foffER
DRUd Ann tlgtiOiL Co., Boston, Send for nHOW
10 Cure skin Diseases"
BEAUTEsSs sRs sSTe S.s aud SKIN BY u'nS
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IldlaNGpOl75 J0VrRdl'
A Chicago man, recently back from
Europe, was asked what he Thought OF the
scenery in Switzerland. ~ don't think
much cf It," he said, sits too billy. Give
me Illinois for scenery every time"
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THE gEwlNG MACHINE Il he cause
~ ~ Of Uterine Pans and Weaknas, For
= ~ Aching sides and Bach, Kidn(y Pains,
ebIl gIlAtlta, Chest Pains, W0ikiieG and
~ lliamniAtlon, the UUf1cUAl ARftpIiN
PIktiEA q lhiAllible, 80 lelWSAw
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Sure Curs Tor plies.

Wisconsin Is doing a big business In
sending frogs legs east.
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eUNpLY44Ieaye CITY avs, M, aud every h6uf
10 o.. Ia, Leave Wh6ollng Patk IL 9 d. M, and
eyety hour 10 i6p H. t6hutch train, = 1910
mu 3, Hlh9uH. eupt
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Leave pell.irS al G.SS 4 I. iot wOOdsaold aad
1 LSayS ssllAiru al S.soh n TOT wOOdraold and
HfFiye TIT n Beisire al s.sO A, n. from Summer.
Geld, and a. $40 ?. \. from zAnesyille.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-01-16

The Ohio legislature will make an investi-
CATION into the charge, of bribery in the
Payne senatorial election preferred by Mr.
S. K. Donayin of Columbus. These charges
are not exactly new. though this is the first
time names Of the persons receiving the
money. and the amounts received have been
given. 1t has always been supposed that
the Influences that were able to secure the
election of Payne over George II. Pendleton,
were not of kind that appealed to the intel
lect Of the Ohio Democratic legislators, for
Pendleton was head and shoulders above
Payne in every quality needed in United
States Senator, but rather to their cupidity.
OF that kind Of influence Payne had an I'M
limited supply on account of his being the
fayorite Of the Standard Oil Company, cor
poration of vast resources, and of John r.
Mclean, conscienceless man, ready to re-
sort to any means, however dishonest and
corrupt, to accomplish his purpose. Wheth-
er Payne himself was privy to the wholesale
bribery that was practiced in his behalf may
be questioned. He says he was not, and he
is entitled to the benefit of the doubt, until
guilty knowledge is brought home to him.
If it should be brought home to him there Is
certain to be vacant senatorial seat for the
present Ohio legislature to fill.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-01-16

President Hyde, of Bowdoin, expresses
himself, In few words, very forcibly on the
elective system. -Four years of cram" he
says, SIS not an education. We must deyel-
op love of study in che student. That as I
understand 1t is the meaning Of the elective
system as we have introduced it into our col
lge." President Hyde is evidently not an
extremist on the subject Of electives. He is
willing to appropriate that part of the new
education which will serve as a supplement
TO the old system. This is exactly what our
Maine-colleges need. They cannot afford to
experiment with Yale aud Harvard, but they
can well afford TO profit by their experience.
A trial of the elective system in the larger
colleges Of the country has already shown
what advantages it possesses. The smaller
colleges should not hesitate to adopt that
part of the system which has proved superb
or to the old.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-01-16

In the opinion of the Galveston News
Speaker Carlisle's Presidential prospects
rest in his ability to get tariff revision put
through and to prevent the suspension of
silver coinage. AS far as committees are
concerned he has done what he could to
make good those prospects, but the house
itself will see that only half Of the condition
is fulfilled. The tariff tinkering will not be
success.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-01-16

Some time ago the case of Mr.. Kent nomi-
mated to be Naval Officer at Boston, was re-
ferred to Mr.. Frye, as sub committee of the
Senate Commerce Committee, to report
whether Captain Hall, his predecessor. had
been legally suspended, Hall having received
no official notice of his suspension. The
points involved in the inquiry were: l. What
constitutes notice Of suspension? O. Was
a legal notice of suspension served? Mr..
Frye finds that the law requires that there
must be legal and actual notice of suspen-
sion served upon an officer who is to be re-
moved This conclusion is based upon the
opinion of Attorney-Ge General Pierrepont.
Mr.. Frye finds also that the actual and legal
notice was never served npon Mr.. Hall, and
that his surrender of the Office under protest
was not a resignation or an abandonment,
and that he is still de .iure Naval Officer. The
conclusion is that the President should be
requested to Withdraw the present nomina-
ton and renominate Mr.. Kent in the place of
Hall, removed, and not suspended.