Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-06-13

| Int l'ilp"lllS lay NIC'td' tbIItNIoliu-
ence from Springfield is clipped from the
| Cleveland GIDbc. Gloomy literary peS>i-
mists who maintain that literary genius is
dying out of the world, are respectfully i'll
vited to peruSe this gem of the letter
writer's art:
Our social world WAS whitfield by the
! turning sf six hearts to three and the sea
Of matrimonial bliss was calmrd 10 an ecS-
tacy of future anticipatiOms. Selah.
The Warwick-Brown wedding was a
quiet 90, and the doctor is again selling his
life balSam at a dollar per bottle with
| prize tucked in. The George Wade linking
was a pleasant and quiet one; no cards
| The bride, handsome Gem City lady.
with whom We wish our cX-policeman un-
bounded joy. The DeuweI Wilson we'd
ding was reSplendent and grand
with about all the modern perIu-
sites tO make a grand feast in floral and
human loVelinesS and gorgruuSly attired of
| the ladies. Spacious tables gTOaned under
the burden of dainteS tit for a king. Nj
mrrOuS presents from friends. social con-
verse. in short the occasion can be called an
epoch in the social world. Our genial friend,
James Bcauford. deserves especial note in
| his endeavOrS To make il one of pleasant
memories. Your local contemporary has
been ShOwered with compliments of late.
First a Columbus journal dubhs him As edi-
tor of the Cleveland Gi0bC. Second his ap-
pOintment as deputy oil Inspector Third,
the Ohi0 State TrU,UHe has his shadow on
its front page; the general outline is a Strik-
ing likeness, but the under tones are
a little cyclOramiSh: but the general effect,
''bue-yeiniSh," we'll this is all ..
a.. l.. 1 1
piration for years The Highland Garnet
Club, Monday evening last, appointed 4
committee t0 draft a set of resolutions pro
testing the SluthfulneSS of the general aS-
Semhly for adioUrning without passing the
Anett bill: too much Appropriation howl
ing made the stand off. Where were the
wailing OF b. W. A.; the colonel and .Iere
\. B.-The political educator man. f. T.
b., has lOOmOd up again in a carefully pre-
pared manuscript in which he Will rerite
this fall. or tO Use his own word. he takes
the >tumpS: now boys don't smoke them
too ShUrt-The teachers are etfervtSCcnt
with joy now, as the board has reelected
them for next year; well, We are not, for
the gri>t mills of prejudice; We wish not
these darlingS tn be- cast Oh the cold charity
of this world.
The Mexican Typical orchestra, which
made such a hit here last season, is playing
at the Highland House. in Cincinnati
There is possibility that the orchestra will
be- engaged to give two concerts in Spring
field soon.
What is beer" asked a Springfield
teacher the other day. after he had just ex-
planned the phenomena attending fermenta-
ton.
Just five cents a glass" came the rather
unexpected response from an irrepreSsible
youth i'll the back part of the room.
Some hgh-t0ned shoe drummers from
Chicago went in to see c. II. Schultz, the
Main street >h"e-draler, the other day. on
business. While sitting around the store.
they commenced making fun of Mr..
Schulte's base burner stove in the rear of
the store.
That's so. it does need polishing, don't
it?" said Mr.. Schultz, land as am pretty
: busy just now and hay nj time to do it my
self, will be much obliged Ia you gentle
: men if You will do it for me. The brush
| is in that drawer over there, and the polish
in the drawer above"
r This was rather more than the knights
t of the Drum had bargained for, and they
t began to withdraw with thanks.
"All right" said Mr.. S, ''if you haven