The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1886-03-28
raH PRESS CLUB.


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tertainments ever got up was that that the
New Jersey Press Club gave to some of the
o,nh,s friends at Tavlor,s Hotel on We'd
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nesuoy esenins ia''' - o'e =
the club will give. invitations nad peen
sent out to about sixty gentlemen, among
others r1n;tad States Senators Sewell and
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csnasSl nn FJa1s.a;n Tordsn Harden
I'LL, sea parnoi5s 81 he Roard If Fin.
Dosn ~" 49, , .arant - NC of tbe ;nv;tad
1..sos.a xs.Sona5 enj ,,artook "a tba GOOD
ffh;nos nina host Ia Revare had spread
snr .har, Thav wara Governor Abbett
Mavo~ Go,l;ns Mavor Timken. President
Io~aor -Congressman Clevland Judpe
. n MoG;,l n m S'1 Var;cE r. 4 Dngan
60 :. = E,arl Waf'anaf,;n D;yactor Govern
Sbar;ff H .S, Pres;dant 7 A Walker. Su,
,,ar;ntar dant Eason Pr;nc;nal Poland. Jus.
Hos St;ls;no and Wanser. Surrogate
0,Na;l Finance commissioners Jordan
ana Revnolds Ex-Jndoa a. o. Garretson.
G,~y,orey ;.u Gonneal Rla;r' Fire Commits.
s;o,or Rrannon Cb;af If Police Murnhy
g., :. e~;,,ta,,dort Rrooks of tba Pennsvl-
RQIIrnQds IlnltQd StateS DlStrlGt At
to~rav G;n,,;noott Ev-Assamblvman See
William fjtz David A. Sutton. Mana
ra- Haraarson "a sba ACADEMY Of Music
fobr Ra;llv These were All ex-
elusive ~ tha members Of tina Press Club.
After President McAghon had called for
order and the clashine of knives and forks
had caasad .Tosenb M Noonan vittilv re-
u,.ondad ~ q damaud for abatement of
tie objects and PURPOSES of the club.
-, 1900, s,,n,,or
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sThe New Jersey Fress CiuD, ne saio,
lis permanent lnsututlon' me opJects
for which 1t was established are TOO numer-
GUS to be mentioned. Ihey inciuoe evefy
worthy purpose that you can PosslDiy
imagine. We feel sorry for everyone VINO
does not belong 20 II; put ~ ~ noe every
one VINO can belong 10 II, Ior Inc con,
stltutloH PROVIDES tnat none pnt persons OF
gigantic intellect shall pc admittea 70 mem
bersnlp. foets are expressly 14ciuu9u IN
less they can prove peyona al uouot snae
they were temporarily insa1e OF tempora-
rliy drunk wnen tney lnouigea IA poetry.
Ihere Is Single exception 20 tn,s leie IN
the person .: sne onlaenS paau W. e AZ.
Will us On inns ~ 'os. 49, IS ae-.t Az -
IN our nearts 70 leJec' .ns au Nls u sne
,bhno canary, anu 30 ms msnsy gen.us
Diazes aniiu ou1 conSseiia'lon u inon'ai
suns, ..,:
VI course you wan W ~, AnIm so ;naan.E5
ABOUT our Ais.o.y. " Oh SaAo 1i az ~, oss
IN enls assocla'lon' aou ar9 al ueau -
ioso WIFE 'lo pIess, oAo'ps "s a4t,; ~ $500
mistake ~ nappehs ~ say s IN .as, ~
oomphmen.aly aoous you. anen ~ ~ 20
gin 70 rec, unae y 70 nos on Ia,
,ng: o.ili - ~ o.. ".so :. 80,
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ana u ~ snouiu Say 'na' you si on ahS IL
1ii1isaeoo seounu, PS oDe.
uou 70. lnae aAu "l'e a, -. .o''e.s W
tne papers, W. au1.s 'no ona 800
l9ly ana olop lne eulsy. Ss. nU;o aon S va
edging ms shreWohess III ue.eo'iIs anu "a
posing your feai onaia ':,s is ops 70:
coh.essien w your pa, WIN nano s1o oui-
tor reel Klndiy toward you anu may save
you rom tne o.ner anu mole serious
charges OF aison' Digamy' burglary, sooomy
ana murder, s1ae ne nas IL Iese1se an y
winch ne wouiu uouo.,ess nuii az !ou =
you eVlnceo any uisposi.1vn W en.er ineo
controversy Win MN. Inc eoit0rs are no1
as bad as tney are paintea. 1neIe nave
been many gooo eoitors. MOST OF tnem are
dead.
But THESE remarks, however interesting
and instructive, nave mourning 70 90 VIII
the history OF this cup 10 wnicn, WIN
your PERMISSION, or for that matter, WIZ
out It. shall return.
This club was organized ABOUT Two
months ago. don KNOW the uase. In
history dates are OF no consequence. Inc
first meeting was held on the second noor
of an inn or tavern. stairway easy OF
access led from the nrst moor. Inc cnler
objects of interest on that hoor were bar
and a bartender. The bar was stationary,
the bartender was not; indeed, on that
occasion, he was extremely active. Then
and there the CLAP was organized IN num-
bic hosiery, and from TINS TACT you may
judge OF Its rapid progress and complete
success, for now 1t IS no longer connned
within its former modest homo, but has
moved to these more pretenuous quarters.
we use only TINS suite OF rooms; tne rest
OF the property we rent TO MI George 3.
Deheyere. he THINKS ne owns IL. In
every other respect he Is perfectly sane.
"You must not suppose that our organic
alton was effected without struggle.
There were two tickets In the field. Our
worthy President was placed by his friends
at the head OF one OF them. that literary
giant, Mr.. Gesner, was at the head of the
other. Our eminent dipsomaniac, Brother
Hughes, conducted the latter gentleman's
canvass. The campaign was managed on
the most approved political principles. Both
sides INDUCED freely in bribery and cor
ruption. But on the evening of election,
Brother Hughes had an engagement to
drink out brewery and he arrived too late
at the polls to stuff the ballot box
"Whea the result was announced, how
ever. everyone was satisfied with it, and
the President was foated into
Office on stream of beer. Since
then the club has prospered in
every respect. The initiation fee is
$500 except for honorary members who
pay from 500 upwards. The treasurer is
not allowed to receive promissory notes.
The club reserves to itself the right to pay
all its own debts in promissory notes and
permits honorary members to do the en-
dorsing. This is a great privilege aud
source of pleasure to the honorary men,
bers. 1t has led to the bankruptcy of one
of them and other failures are confidently
expected. We allow Mr.. De Revere to run
our bar, billiard room and restaurant
That is one OF his perquisites, and the
arrangement, besides making him rapidly