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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
An Ordinance

10 amend section ten (10) of CHAPTER eight 8D,
OF the Revised ordinances OF the City Of
fankton l. T., relating to the levy and col
he it ordained by the Mayor and Council
or The City of YauktUn, u. A.:
Secaon L. Section ten of article eight (),
o. tne revised ordinance of the City of Yankton
Is hereby amended so as to Iead as follows:
On the first Monday in January next sucot ed.
ih Il me u levy OF any annual city tax includ ng
me III Tor the year 1885, the same if unpaid shall
become az d be deemed delinquent, and shall
pc charged with g penalty OF tive % per cent
ana interest at the ate of one per cent per
month from the date of such delinquency. If
any tax on any real estate in said city, together
Win the penalty and interest due thereon, IA
not palo before the first day of May next after
the same has become delinquent, the treasurer
shall .roceed to collect the same, Together
with costs of sale by public sale of such real
estate.
Section 2. All ordinances or parts of ordin-
ainces IN conflict with this ordinance are here
by repealed.
Section 8. This ordinance shall be in force
and take effect on ard after its passage and
approval.
Par cd December 7tb, 1886.
Z, I. WHITE, City CLERK.
Approved December 7th, 1885.
Q j. b. HARRIS, Mayor.
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Proposals.
Opnntv IN ,,k,s Ofce

County OF rk's Office.
Yanktou foun Y. d. T., Jan 4, 1886.
SEALED PRO O5ALS viii be received at
y this office until Thur-day, the 14th day of
January, 1876, for publishing the proceedings
of the county board and other legal advertise
ments ANY person : o bidding will be rrQuir-
20 enter into contract with the county for
ltterna of one " ar from and after the date of
'ontract.
By order of the henrd of County Commits
sioners. ERICK IyERSaN, CouGty Clerk.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
"A Positive Written Guarantee
MARRIAGE GUIDE

&0V F'ages, . . ETine EIIntes.
Elegant cloth and gilt binding. Sealed Tor roc
IN money. or postage stamps. Over fifty wonder.
tai pen pictures, showing who may marry, who
NJ, why: iToPer ageto marry. Who marry first.
should marry: How life and happiness NAV be
increased. Those married or about 10 marry
should read it; of interest and value to every
tnlnklng man and woman. Popular edition
paper cover, 25c. Address KsE.. yyE8ETTIER,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
Or. EcsaJso

This name is 80 familiar with The PEG
pie throughout the United States that it'll
hardly necessary 10 state that he is the
originator OF the great DR.. Bosanko cough
aad lung syrup, the iavorite remedy
wherever known, for coughs, colds, con
sumption and all affections of the throat
and lungs. Price SO cents and $l.O0
Sold by Purdy & Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
Us Your Blood Pure.

Nothing but a broken bunk is unmend
able by SPALDlNG'S GLUE.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
MARTIN & ANDERSON,
Walnut street, Tankton.
An Ordinance

10 authorlse ana empower TIE Dakota Central
Halfway company TO construct, lay Gown and
MAINTAIN a single OF double tracA railway
alorg Main street from the east end thereof to
and across Douglas Avenue and thence to thu
CitS limits.
Be it o%roRjned by the Mayor and Council Of
the CITY OF 1ankton Territory of DaE ora:
SGT cnl That teImis ion anu authority be
ma the same Is hereby grantRd to the Lakota
Y Mt Al Halfway Company, q corporation Of
toe lerflVnf3 OF dakota, Its success, rs and
assigns to construct, lay Gown, MAINTAIN and
operate with engines or locomotives and cas-
propelled by steam or other motive pow,ra
single or double track railway Of STANDARD
gauge with the necessary, convenient aut
proper turn cuts. side tracks, switches and
spurs INTO. upon and along Main street from tie
east END thereof to and across Douglas street
us SAID street is now laid out; also upon and
along any extension of spld tIeet castwad
that may hereafter be laid out. and ever and
across all streets and alleys within the coz
pofate li1nlts OF sad City Of 1ankt0n which may
pc ihttraected or crossed by the line of sad
company Railway as located, and exteLUiug
to The limits of said City,
SSction z SAID tracks IN Main street shall
CONFORM TO the grade Of sad st Get as the $; me
nal e establisDed at The time of thy con-
stIactlon thereof, which SAID Grade shall lot
hereafter be %changeo without the c, nselt Of
the SAD com HaIy, aud said railway COMPANY
shall at The time of laying sald tracks, or
whenever cnected by the Mayor and City Coun-
eli from time 10 tint, construct ut its own cost
good, sufficient and convenient crossings over
us tracks at their intersections with streets
ana alleys how laid out or that may hereafter
pe iald out EXCEPT Cedar street, at such grace
as me Mayor and City Council may determine
a. the tune said tracks are laid, together with
me necessary ~culve1ts and waterways at the
intersections OF said tracks with eald streets
and alleys,
tec, 3, Ibis permission is upon the express
conultlon that said railway company shall and
VIII forever indemnify ana save harmless the
sald city from any damages, pay ments, COSTS,
and expenses which may be recovered against
hdlu Clly Dy reason OF the DprmisEin1 Gprpby
granted.
sec. 4. This ordinance shall take effect from
and after its passage ano approval.
Passed D~ecember7 7, 1856.
p. L. WHITE, City Clerk.
@. j, H. HARRJa N,ror.
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Poison

had prodaoed great holes in my back and chest
and had removed all 1.-The hair off my head, yet
/ began to improve in n weeks time. and the
sores began to heal, AMI were entirely gone in
side of eight weeks.
Will JOINS, Porter Union Pass. Depot.
Cisco, Texas, Juiyl 10, 1853.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Iiseases mailed
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
l57 W.. Esd Street. NY.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

Catarrh cured, health ana sweet
breath secured by Shilou'a Oatarrh
Remedy. Price so cents. Nasal injector
free. Sold by Pnlay g. Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

EGAL BLANK CATALOGUE FOR 1856
- The Press aud Dak0taian Legal Blank
gttalogre for 1856, is Rpw ready for delivery.
Sentfrsc 70 any address on; Replication.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

Sleepiess Nishts, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure ls
the remedy Tor you Sold by Pordy u
Rrerbt
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
Blood

Is the life, and he is wise who remembers it,
But in March of last year t188i. / contracted
the time, / went into the hospital for treat
ment. Suffered very much from rheumatism
at the same time. 1 did not get well under the
treatment there, nor was l cured by any of the
usual means. have now taken seven bottles
of Swift's specific aud am sound and well. 1T
drove poison out through boils on the ekin.
Jersey City, N. j., Aug. z, 1885.
Two years ago / contracted blood polso1.
After taking prescriptions from tue best ply
Hot Springs, and on reaching Texurkana u doc
tor recommended me to try Switt's Specific,
assuring me that it would beneig me more
than Hot Springs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

Ladies' and gentlemen in city or
country to take light work at their own
t No TO 81 n day oan he easily mode:
@eik sent by mail; no cauvassiug We have
Rapi a. mand for our wurk a d furnish stendy
Ssn~1pi,yment; Address, with stamp. GROWN
/, ~ COMPANY. eos VINE
SlAeGP, CINCINNATI, ONO.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

Ihro' pleasure endpaiaces though we may rome
BE 1T ever SO humble there's no place ike ham
For there on the bureau our SUZODONi
Stands
We take the sweet mixture again in cur hands
we cleanse teeth AID gums IL fine, fragrant
We make our breath pure. There's no place
like home,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
Cure + its !

Waen | shy cure 1 do not near mere,y q ston
lnetn fer 8 time and linen have them return
sRata | mean u radicsi cure. | hayo made
VIZ "is tise q. FITS, EPrLFpsEY. OF FAILING
remedy to cure the worst cases. Beeamse others
nave faiied is no reason for not now receiyine
+ cmls' lend o. once for a treatise and a Free
nd Postoffice. 1t costs you nothing for n trial.
ana VIII cure you. Address.
Or, Ii. u. ROOT. 1e3 Pearl So. New York
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18
scott's Emulsion OF Pure

Cod Liver oil, with Hyaaphospbites. is
Excellent in Lung Troubles
DIR hnoch Galloway, LAGRANGE, Ga,
says: II bave used SCOTS Emulsion
with wonderful success in ali lung
troubles, also find it has no equal in
summer diarrhoea OF children
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1886-01-18

amend section ten 90 of chapter eight (),
OF the Revised ordinances OF the CITY Of
fankton, y; T., relating to the levy and col
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
HoME.BRED CATTLE.
A Strong Argument in Favor of "Home'
Breeding"

The cattle reared upon a place pos.
sess traits that are of advantage to tho
producer over those procured from
other sources. There are few animals
i'm which ..home'' instincts are more
strongly developed than in cattle. They
become much attached to the premises
or localities where they have been
reared, and the conditions under which
they are maintained seem to become a
second nature to them, and they adapt
themselves with great reluctance to
any other. Any alteration OF change
is a disturbance which tells more or less
directly upon their thrift. The very
best continuous results in feeding can
only be realized where the steer is fed
upon the farm where he was raised and
where he has been accustomed to the
identical surroundings which attend
the finishing period. If he is ultimate
ly to be fed in yards near the stabling
he should be no stranger to them, and
if in buildings he should be familiarized
with these long before the fatting
period is reached, so that when placed
in his final quarters there will be no
nervous worry or apprehension.
Feeling perfectly at home there
will be nothing to prevent "a
prompt and liberal return for the
most generous keep. For this reason
it should be the unvarying practice OF
the farmer to raise most of the steers
which he feeds, and to only purchase
outside cattle when he has been unable
l. l,,ool ,,o,,nE fn cr1on1V hIC nWn
needs. He can buy no cattle, other
things being equal, which will feed with
us much profit and advantage as those
he himself raises.
And there is another great argument
in favor of "home breeding" in the
superior qualify of cattle which can
thereby be secured. Those to be pur-
chased in the market are, as a rule,
only moderately improved-quarter,
eighth or sixteenths blood at best. They
can be made fat, of course, and many
of them are capable of being developed
into prime beasts, but in no such time
and at no such outlay of food and labor
as %snffice for animals of better breed
mo. in which the most favorable
fading qualities have been more care
fully and persistently developed. On
his own farm, handling cattle to suit
himself, the farmer. can improve the
feeding qualities Of his cattle to a point
limited only by his own sklli anu OK,
p%erience, and provide hlnseli VIII .
| Class of cattle which will not oniy AMOR
q degree of satisfaction n prloe "hlcL
purchased stock, no. matter nov
I!.rounded.n can never inspire, but sucl
=. will turn the product Of every feld
to the very largest pro6s~6'ssdsr'
Gazette. .
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
Why Jews Live so Long.


The New England Medical Monthly COM
ments very favorably on the proverbial
long and healthful lives of the Jews. DR..
Picard holds that this superiority is due to
their stringent health laws. The Mosaic,
like the older Egyptian code, is very strin-
gent regarding the eating of flesh and other
articles of food. OF the animals examined,
a large proportion are always condemned
as unfit for food. People who eat meat in
discriminatory are very prone to disorders
of the blood and of the kidneys, for meat is
nave to remove from the blood, and Of
course they can not do this successfully ex-
cept by the aid of Warmers safe cure, the
best kidney strengthened, unless it is tenn
perately partaken Of and only the very
liquors very spnringly and thus keep up
good digestion, and then again they are a
holiday-loving and SabbatN observing class.
-EOuSeEceDer
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
A Dude and His Dog.

The fashion of wearing a dog, either
loose or on a string, still prevails among
young men. Yesterday in one of the hotels
a slim youth came down stairs into the Of
flee with a pug on a long yellow ribbon. Til
''slim" looked as though he had on corsets
and was really too sweet to be out of a
glass case. He stepped to the counter and
gazed at the register. The dog began an
inspection tour as far as his tether would
permit. He went around the dude and be-
tween his legs until he used up the surplus
string and was choking SO his eyes stuck
out like pegs on a hat rack. Suddenly the
owner stepped back, trod on the dog and
got his legs tied up i'll Il hard knot Then
he fell and there was a wild commingling of
dude, plug hat, dog and howl. When the
youth had punched the dints out of his hat
he looked at the dog and said: 'Oh, you
saucy doggy. Pm so wicked that if you
and l were alone l should say something
real naughty" Then he took a bottle of
perfume from a pocket, sprinkled the pug
and said: ''Theal, now. Well 20 OF the
promenade. "-DetrOit Tribune.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
A BOYS
fhe Capacity Of a Typical Youth for Gull
nary Products.

~ oAA
nary Products.
40 YOU see that boy over there?"
asked a gentleman in one of our large
mercantile establishments to the writer
The other day, pointing to alad of about
twelve years. chubby" rosy-cheeked,
bright and handsome, who filled the
responsible position of office boy.
Yes, | see and know him." was the
response. "He is a nice little fellow"
"Well, sir, Twill back that youngster
10 ont-do any three lusty men in this
Wy mouse in the matter of eating. His
capaclty seems boundlcss. I will give
you two or three instances by which
you can Judge if | am not right. FIRE.
quently In the busy season a number of
u; are compelled to remain here late at
t.,gnt sometimes all night. A short
.lile ago this was the case, and of our
U ,Tnc lorce four stayed, in addition to
ralty' us we call the boy. He brought
apouhtlful lunch with him, which he
got away with early in the evening.
t na'er on a good lunch was sent in for
.nt iour OF us, but we were too busy to
Ia. II. Fatty took charge of it and
NH MP. at IT until nothing remained but
~ :, oafe plates. He then helped some
tha tme other men in the store dispose of
~; ;lelf sandwiches and retired to alounge
n.iie private office to take a nap. He
oAperlenced no worse effect from this
SiUlse Than IN attack of nightmare,
wing which he made all sorts of
y holses: until finally he aroused himself
y laalllng off on the floor.
IN another occasion the proprietor
nv !" atty on an GRAND to his residence.
s;, nt 10y arrived just as the family were
vori. !s GOWN to lunch, and, being a IA
ta,.''e there as here, was asked to par
NJ, ,tae. he did SO very willingly, and
IN as long as there was anything left
weat' When he got back his employ
snI IIAeo him if he had had his dinner,
mn ne said he hadn't. He was given
m,Ies 70 go to a restaurant. and there
n n"iu: a very hearty repast. The pro-
derf"J] iearned at home of Fatty's won
navy gastronomic exploit, and the
~ gay called him up and said:
ralty, why did you tell me that lie
.yon What lie?' asked the boy.
wh"a 'olo me you had not had dinner,
% you had got it at my house.
plair .nat was only a lunch,' he ex.
Sent once again the little gourmand wa.
his ~ .he managers house, and, witt.
H. usual luck, struck it at meal time.
Off a'e ana ate till he had finally to take
ont oelt he wore, after first letting il
to- to a as Tar as he could. I'll back hin,
daTS 81 aWay with a peck of apples any
boy;;s besldes other fruit, popcorn and
sw y,an mlscellanies in the food and
en't line generally. And he
gards aa ahead of other boys as re.
Tih,a.rs eatlng, SO far as I have observed,
". i are an healthy feeders, and rare,
Ritsb uvet, refuse anything to sat."-
"'0"rqh Mrouia.s.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
Visitin' Breddren,
Please don't beat on dc Bible.


"Datll be a lcetle 'minder, you see, am
ole Brudder Gab'l he'll cotch on--he'll
cotch on. les tack i'm on de aidge OBJ de
pulpit, an wen Brudder Gab'l git excited
an wan ter lam OH sompin, he jes' batter
on de desk, an let de new Bible res'."
The next time met Unk'l Isam, l hailed
him. Well, Unk'l Isam, how did it
work:m
"Wuk. chile? Des lax cunjin %(coniur-
lng)-slick an smoove ez wax. Brudder
Gabl sorter clar he th'oat, and look grouty
at fus' but he soon beam out agin, an wua
hammerin' way on de ole desk lax he wu2
beatin' sofky, an sendln' us all ter fire an
brimstun LAX he 'joyed hesef dom it, til
sum "b de young gals fell ter sheddin
tears.
but he dun stop poundin' on de Bible
frum dat day til dis, ~honey-sho's YOU
n"-Dctroit Free Press.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15

the bias, ''gored", "box-plaited", ETC.,
etc, till you can't rest. And the tailors
will advertise as do the dressmakers, but
instead Of saying "tailor-made garments"
they will add to their announcements:
"All garments are made and fitted by fe-
male drcssmakers."
Meanwhile the men who nave brains in
their heads, instead of charlottc-russe or
the like, and who earn their beer by the
sweat OF their brows, will continue to wear
the same old overcoat whose lining falls
down into the basement OF the sleeves ev-
cry time it is put on in a hurry, and will
sheer at the new advanced styles as he
fishes it up to his elbow again.-.W. H. Nc.
DougaM, in N. Y. World.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
An Incapable Minister.

Gentleman-How are matters progress.
ing in the church, Uncle Rastus-hourish.
ing?
Uncle Rastus-I hain't preachin' da no
mo-, sab.
Gentleman-Why, what's the trouble?
Uncle Rastus-Hit's all OWN ter de
drought, sab.
Gentleman-The drought?
Uncle Rastus-Yes, sah. Yo' sees, I
prayed TO rain TO- foah Sundays in conces-
shud, sab. an da didn't no rain come, an
so de membahs OBJ de co%ngregashun axed TO-
my ~resignashun on de groun's oh disinca.
bility.-Harper's Bazar.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
s1Ep1oE's FAILING:

~. weakness of n "Whtte Man" d
proved by an Intelligent witness.
"Do YOU know this mani"
DWELL, yes Judge, l ruther consider
t,at I do. Him and mes been a-ishin
tooether more times than one"
is he a man of good characte:
film? Why, blast your but:rSs.
,Jndee. do you s'pose I'd mix with a
nan that wasn't white from the ground
up'n.
You must answer the question
.Well, hain't 1 done it, Judge?"
uYou must not ~equlvocate.'
",Judgc. l never do, onless it's q tase
If sickness or needcessity. l work as
stiddv as any man in this town whon-
ever I have anything to do. OF course,
when I'm out of a job | do stir round
come. for | never could bear to set in
tbe house with my fingers in my mouth,
h,t 50 long as there's a lick of work tc
be done. you'll"
..Njll you stop that nonsense and an
ever the question:"
..of course l will, Judge, why
shouldn't I?'
"Why don't you do it thenP"
..Do what?"
ANSWER the question:"
"What questions that, Judgee"
"The one | asked you just now"
..Which'ns that?"
"Is he a man of good caaractarl"
Who? Bill Steptoe?"
rsYes."
Judge, 1 reckon you didn't know
,h\ jim Brass, did you? If YOU did,
ol{ jim could tell you"
~ don't care what he COLD tell me.
Ivrnt to know what you can tell me-"
81 could tell you things shat would
ono, your eyes, Judge. For instance,
one spring old Jim and me and Bill
II want you to stop this wandering
arou,d and answer the questions that
are pat to you. Wha: do you know
about Steptoe's character?"
Judge, he is of the whitest men
that ever oncorked a Jug"
as ne honest?"
Judge, I've heard old Jim Brass
ask that self-same question more'n Il
hundred times, l reckon, and -"
"There you 90 again. Is he honestp"
"Wno?: Old Jim?"
.'No-Stcptoe."
81 reckon, Judge, you want the on
vanished truth"
of course. Out with it. Is he
honest?"
"As q ginral thing, Judge, yes,
hOt -
But what?"
If you're playin' old sledge with
him. Judge, keep an eye on him.
That I'LL I've got to say. Keep your
eve on him, and alwa's count him
game. Idon't believe Bill would tech a
dollar that he didn'tairn by his own hard
knocks, but in playin' seven-up he's just
as sure to tnrn jack about four times
out of five as he is to hokus you out OF
game if you don't keep your eye peeled,
and for that reason, Judge, I've alwa's
had my suspicious, and to be on the
safe side | make it a pint to keep an ace
or two up my sleeve whenever I set
down to have a friendly game or so
with him. My unbiased opinion is that
you can trust ELL with anything in the
shape OF waluables and not feel hard
aboutit afterwards, but in card-playin'
reckon he'd skin his own grand
mother. if he got a middlin' good
chance to do it. 'f--Lige Broom, IN Chi.
cage Ledger.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15

style, with little lah-
de-dah cape half COW
ering the shoulders
a pinched corset-sug-
costing waist, the first
departure towards the
feminine cut. 1t is
close-ftting and inn
parts a suggestive
doubt already as to
the sex of it's wearer,
around whose slight
form it clings so low
ingly. 1t is imported
goods and possibly
made in "deah old
London, We know"
The came rrpw l0rp.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-01-15
UNCLE SAM.

The Little Reminder tie Placed in the
Way of His Pastor.
MAS jack" said old Uncle Isam, 81
wants ter a. you to dc a favior fur dis po'
ole nigga"
you bet l will, Uncle Isam. What is
t?'
well, honey, yer see, it's dishyer way.
Ole Brudder Gab'l is a good ole man, DIES
de seasonin' Oh de y'arth, but wen ole Brud-
der Gabl gifts ter preachin' an gifts excited,
he beats on de big Bible till he dun bust de
kiver clean otf'n two fine Bibles dlshver
berry year, an we can't ford ter pervide
Bibles so frekwunt for ole Bru1der Gab'l
ter poun' OH same as tWuz er drum. Dish
yer de way he do:
Yes, my chilluns Diam! wild he fis' on
de book, eff yer dom stop quarlin' (bam)
an lynn (bamD an stealin' (bamD, yere a
gwlne ter Gle fiery furnace of %'struction,
sho an sartin' (ram! BAN! bam), an de
good Lawd amt gwine ter put out de leetle
teenchy tip eend on His finger ter lii yer
outn bu'nin' pit bilin' wild sulphur Diam. y
an birthstone (ram! bamD, DIES LAX ole
Aunt kizzy's gumbo pot wen she's a
whoopin up dinner, an you pore souls
boooln' up an down in tormen lax de
iystsrs-(ram! BAN! bam9, wild boz fis's
lax he beatin' de dead march fur ale haus'
ter put out fur kingdom come
Now, Mas Jack, old Satan's hide
heset', can't STAN no SIGH tannin' ez Brud-
der Gabl lay on de back ob dat good book
an so we breddren an sistern kinder met
up tergedder an sturb our Minis how ter
perwent it widout 'rilin' oh de ole man,
cayse de ole mans monstus tetchy. am we
oil ,nannyinus' greed on dish yer PLAN"
Here Unkll sam produced a large card.
~ wants you ies ter print 'spicuous lax
on dish yer big kyard: