The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-06-03
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The eight DAY clock 10 cesilsaslly 90
strike
--wsri less than you have. sod you WI
aiwsys hare nor than yen sAai
"A drae insnIse5 far WIDOW The
other dsy. ssd sbs gave him The widows
suis~.
WIN labor carry The dsyS~ <sts .
writer. Labor DOES nos vsus sts dsy. II
cal, waits eight boun Of IT,
--Ard nov Chicago claims that pork 10
hrsin food. isiag product Of thonsArds
Of Western PEGS
-Hessen helps those sbo Dc NOD bslp
shem&el,w. II rxiDs Aad washes tho
streets 81 Nsv Orleans.
--'sYonr hexsiiessness Is turning ny
hsas gray exclaimed biz vita. why
aont yea dys iheny" sss the cruel re-
ioindes,
she He's very kuo~ine dog; Why.
sbsu its 10 o'clock psps alvays closes
the house, you know. aud then Carlo bsrls;
hes going to bark nov.
"A woman may not be very iAr-sighted
10 bnsicess matters, but she can diagnose
the trimmings Of bonnet as far y man
can smell fried onions.
~ don't want any man 10 marry me
for nv clothes. says DR.. Mary walker
That's The very reason there's no danger.
doctor
"A girl baby. born in New York during
terrible storm, has been named Cyclonia.
She viil probably live 10 blow up her
husband some day.
There are lots Of persons Who mix
their religion with business, but forget to
st,r II up we'll. The business invariably
rises 10 The top as result.
lit Is related Of popular clergyman
ihs. BIO startled dull prayer meeting re-
Gently by announcing that he didn't
propose TO act ~ umpire for : sleeping
match.
lit Is said that when jay Gould was .
h boy he used TO lead the horses down 10
the drinking trough. This indicates that
jay Gould began 10 water stock very ear
y 10 life.
A homesick small boy who was sent
away 70 school wrote his father the fol-
loving letter: Dear fsther-Life is very
short; let us spend II together. Your AZ
feciionate son. T"
Six hundred American girls are study.
ing music IN Milan. American girls are
always consideratc. II isn't every girl
who would go so far from home TO bang .
piano.
"A Candidate for political honors 10
Uniontovn, Penn. gave Is . reason why
be should be nominated that "Ths' hain't |
no one Of our family never run for no Of
fec before"
Editors Wife John, there's q burg
lar in the house. Editor--I know il; but |
keep still; I'll get up as soon % he goes.
T. W.--wbat's the good then? E.-Whats
the good1 Why. great Peterl I'll get
scoop on the other papers
RAISE the heiier Calves" shouts the
American Dairyman. Yes, raiss than.
and when they grow big they will re-
ciprocaie by raising you and your
milk pail through tho roof Of the COW
shed.
"A sharp sighted observer Is firm in
the belief that woman works harder and
gets nader in putting up clothes line
on windy day than man would do
in building line Of telegraph nine miles
long.
The innate modesty Of newspaper man
il shown by the fact that Texas editor
killed three men the other day. and in
abiding TO the incident afterward Ac-
knowledged that be only tried TO kill
one.
"A ragged looking tramp WAS inspect
Ing the windows Of . trunk shop. Come
10 and buy . trunk" said . salesman.
Buy . trunk; what for?" Put your 4
> lothes in" do you think this is the /,
garden Of Edcn9" WAS the quick retort.
--An uptown youngster, says The Hart
ord Post. had some little trouble with
another youngster ubout his own age, and q
being very conscientious. and not daring :
o viah anybody dead, merely remarked n
4 wish there had never been birth in
'osr fathers family"
An agricultural exchange AXIS: DO
hecp exhaust or enrich lardi' Well, We
'ssdly know. Tho last time 70 had any
hing 70 do with sheep. thu animal was Of
male persuasion; and 70 got over the land
o quickly lhat We didn't have time 10
ote the influence which sheep exert up
a It.
Johnny --Msmma, be late suppers
cdr Mamns--Ycs my child, very bad.
ohnny What makes EN- bad, Manms
Why. I, Injuries the health 10 eat just
sfcre going 10 bed. Johnnis--Ohl II
hoaghs maybe Il injured the health 10 60 =
) bid right after supper. Johnnie was Z
~lsA--sa.A - ~ 49, ~-.sy = usual
has night
Three weeks ago an Indiana man
'ushs bis dog. very finely. vell-brsd,
'ell.behAved setter. 10 chew tobacco.
ow the dog comes into tho house by the y
lck door, never scrapes bis feet on the
II, never goes to church. Ia careless u
eals. gets burs 10 his tail. COOS with
ver class Of dogs. and IL il feared that
J u bcginning 10 take an intcrnt In poll
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