New-York tribune., 1886-04-21
refuses nil offers. merely calculating "Rats" ant
..Whnf nrn Yn rlyiii, Inc l"-fC Chicago RamhlOr.

refuses all offers. merely calculating, Rats" and
what what are yc syln' mci"-lC6icago Rambler.
Tho Bishop of Nassau, Dr. Churton, who was passen
ger on the oregon whom she went down. lost all his bag
gage and valuables and his friends in England are ra
Ing q sum Of money to reimburse him for his loss
somervc contemplaes tho Introduction OF tho elec.
trio light light the streets Tho mention OF tas
will lead those who have any knowedse OF %,I ~
vos policy IN the past has been IN regard 10 .sn,u'
her streets. to remark that ths - an age oi o
Hitherto somerylllo has depended largely on tc c
story Is told In this connection:
clever fellow who had made himself very popnlaf,
with the dominant party In city politics Tas a
like to be made inspector or street lights.
"0t what r. he gasped.
"IIeavensg' he exclaimed: "Dye think Tve got wings
and that can fly out TO visit the moon and stars -
boston Courier.
There are some indications that dogs to be boy
coted at great many OF the summer hotels this sea.
When Senator Evarts addresses tho Senate he gener
ally occupies Mr. Logan desk so that he can DO better
heard. one Of his sentences yesterday when ne was
speaking upon the fisheries question. was lI9 words
long by actual count.-washington Post
The chicago Rambler thinks that the Sphinx OF Egypt
stands somo chance OF becoming tho Democratic cand-
date for the Presidency in 1888 because IL looks though
ul and says nothing II the Sphinx really as thought
ful 1t looks 1t would break siie long ehousn "
decline the barren honor.
First Y. Y. BAKER" Buslnes5 IL Rett'nS eA'90'
Second " Y. Baker-"It is indeed. don't know what
we can do to increase our custom go
There's only one thing can thinR o.
"Get our bakeries boycottcd." -
- fPlttsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Tho strko mania has entered the Office OF The chicago
Rambler 1t says that 1t wants to see strxe ot op-
pressed and down-trodden capital against tyrannca
and despotic labor represented by walters, beboys,
seeping-car porters and other grinding monopolists
These naughty yrant, carrying things with high
hand and we warn them trouble Will come OF It. 1t
i too much railroad companies to expect the public
pay the salaries of their porters Something Is decom
posed In Denmark when walters offer to pay for the
privilege OF serving in a fashionable restaurant"
Young Woman with desire to aoD "What is the
trouble. sir Haven't l tho proper figure Tor inc
stage y ,,,
Manager: "The figures good, but isn't exactly high
enough. Guess you'd better add couple OF hunore
to that check Your appearance may necessitste tho
closing Of the theatre for than week-lIidBits
Mexican pulque is beer made from the juice Of a
cactus and Is sold for cent glass lt looks DUCT
smells loud and ases yellow, but IL gets there, ai the
same.-lSpringteld Union.
The citizens OF Carbondae, Penn, are very unhappy
over recent evidence OF extravaganza IL municipai
affairs The salary OF the Mayor has been raised from
S25 to $40 per annum Thoy do not obect.to giving
their Mayor fair wages but they regret that he should
manifest a desire to have tho earth and the fulness
thereof.
Miss Devere-Are you observing Lent. Mr. Van Duzen-
Browni -. H., - -,
saving IT vewy stwetly.
Miss Dcv-What are you denying yourselti
Mr.. Van D.-B.-We, considawed the mattah veWy
deeply and Iaw-decided humble the aw-spiwit.
y'know, by having my cawds pwinteu WITHOUT 'ne
hypheu.-lChcago Rambler