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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20
r E AL E S Il A II E.
BUILDING LOTS.
Catalogue Now Ready for Spring Trade.
In SAUNDERS &c BRO,
1903 II Street. fcll.lw
IUCTION SIZES.
THoMAsJ. FISHERS CO., Real Aucts.

Wa lN'ill i@NltllN .ANlNlN'
CHARACTERIZATION VALUABLE IMPROVED
REAL ESTATE BEING HOUSES No. 1901
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE AND No. 3Oj
TENTH STEEET NORTHWEST.
by virtue of a decree passed on the 9th day
of February, 1856, in the cause of Hit2 ". llitI
ct al, In the Supreme Court of the District of
Columbia, numbered gO6, Equity Docket 81, we
shall on WEDNESDAY, MARCH THIRD, 1856,
AT lIALF.PAST FOUR O'CLOCK =. NJ. Oilcr
for sale at public auction, in front ofthC prem.
i>CS SublotS cttcrcd G and +, in square mum.
bcrcd Three hundred ANA tOrty-rinC l}lN, said
lots being improved by houses No 1901 Penn.
SylVunia avenue and BOG 10th street northwest.
Terms Of sale, rs prescribed by decree: one
third cash the balance In one, two, and three
years from the day of sale, purchaser to give
for the deferred payments his promiNsoy notes,
bearing interest 1T six per cent pcrnnnum, pny.
able scmi.NnnuNly, and secured by deed of
trust on the property sold. A deposit of one
hundred dollars will he required on each pur.
chase ut the time of SnlC. II the terms of sale
are not complied with within seven days, the
Trustees reserve the right to resell ut the risk
of the purchaser All COnycyNncingH the cost
of the purchaser .
WILLIAM b. WEBB r,,.,,,,
II. RANDALL WEBB, l''N''','
fclO,m&s&dS 1906 5th st. y. W.
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iSPECTIL NOTICES.


a-Sss, As WE ARE SELLING TICKETS FOR
w two entertainment, to take place on tho
evening Of the 2ld, We will keep our store open
join +. ELLIS & co.
tc2O.2t 97 Penn Ave,
n1Sso. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. q. a,
w X. Hall, 9Th and l. sts.l; II u. m. aud
$3.50 y. N. prompt Mr. !. Fmnl Baxter
vocalist, lecturer, and medium, OcCupic, the
rostrum. Morning. The Persistence, Pcrml.
nCnCc, aud Purpose Of SpirtuUli,m:" evening,
An Object In Life Door collection 10 cents.
NS5e HlGH LICENsE.-MRS. HELEN NJ.
~ GOIGAR, of Ind, will speak ut the
S gHTr nj 81 CUR tERlGiSIJ nivgrS S6 TlS
S SAC of The hwGN aS brp " Tawp ,nS
nncc Union. subject High License Pub.
lie cordially invited. It
N1Sse GOSPEL TEMPERANCE MASS
~ Meeting at Foundry Church SUNDAY
tTO.MORRoW AFTERNOON, at 3p. m. Nd.
dresses by Gov Nelson Dinglcy of Maine and
Mary 7. LuthrOp, of Michigan. Good music.
Public cordially invited. II
nIS5zs THE IRISH QUESTIONABLE WHO
80 are interested In the freedom of Ireland
are most respectfully invited to attend II free
meeting of the Robert Emmett Branch of he
National Irish League of America mt the Clan.
nn.GaCl Hall, cor T. IT, and Pa. ave, SUNDAY,
FER. 81, 1886, ut o'clock p. IN.
fc2o.lt GEO. KlLLEEN, secretary.
N.Y. We Illb, INDLkSlNNED W9l
49, anu Nhor dealers M uTuYr 10 hsHlNI M
ny Euiil 'piliI movement, ul'u ulN" " HollE,i
lnS nouis pl lNnor lOr our Slnpioye,, ,3 ny.SDE
"El'v ~ 'luNC UT ,iv,p',llNv put, VI p',lhys'
~ ulln Hl'tI NAM " u W ~ 'l"'h v. III;
kHIiiiddtHa!S 'N'eP'euh ana "Il ""E Oh 'VBo'
MlNDsOR y CO.. li2i \. Y. ave. -. -.
EbMouNsION,. A. 90, l%4, and l,Il St N W.
DALloN ~ SINllhIAND, WV fa: ave
EDMONsIoN a. o',Nli IA ave- vernon ROW.
MIS- a W. H. KICI' d' Market space
icN-lw
N.Y. TIE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
Market Company will he held ut the Office of
snid company MARCH, y ~ " O'clock m
II, l.. HOWARD, SEC.
-
The annual election for Direction, of the
Northern Liberty Market Company will be- held
nj the office Of said rOmpluy MARCIIS Polls
omen from To ! II. m, Transfer books closed
Feb. n: opened Marck 9.
fr10. swtIllmrbS III T. HOWARD SEQ
ME- ORDER OF IRON llAIL.-PANS So
s1SS per week IN case of sickness; 500 total
HmOui Of disability, or $1,000 ut end of seven
i0r relief, A branch of this order will organize
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

MO MONOPOLY-LET THE CLERKS
N stand firm. Remedy the l6-hour street
eur system. In free country let the people
elect their senators. The cost sale of liillydrd
still continues. Flexible cashmere and silk
high hat, $3.50, value So; 800 fine soft, 100 boys
derby hats and mems winter underwear to'bc
slaughtered SHNOny wool jackets S32j, value
Sj extra length plated bosom shirts, zoe, 0Oc.,
and 81; linen collars, lOc.; linen cuffs, zoe.
lOc. our G5c, shirt Is good value at 81. Mems
fine Derby Hat, S3,2j, value sLjO HILL
YARDS, i3i 9TH st. fcl9.3t
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For RENT---ROOuS

Ha
IGOR HENT-lOl7 i5rm n. y. w.. ELE-
II CANT rooms, handsomely furnished. en-
suite or single. overlook, Mcpherson square:
herdic, pas, the door 7.ic2).U
IGOR RENT-LARGE, HANDSOMELY Fur.
a nishrd mont room with or without board
III private nmilN i1i It'll st. y. W. lopgoit'
INtkh 7-2j
Tor RENTING. NEAT. CDMMCNlCAr-
4 ing rUom, aud mlI room uuiurti.hpI'
gus, huth and all convenience. for ho,I.pLprp.
ing! sl5 To- adults only NJ. li5i pirg,c Place
NOR RENT-I2Oi q ST.. LARGE FUR
Il niShcd room In house withull convenience.
location desirable. terms reasonable private
mnily reference, exchanged 80
IGOR RENT-ONE OF THE MOST DE-
II lightnIlly located and convenient HORSES
in GcorgctOwni nearly new. groIm,, ncarcnr,;
50. Apply DR. LOUIS MACKALL, George.
town 80
IGOR RENT-g3g X ST n. w., rooms. on
Il suite or single; handsomely furnished; hot
aud cold water. largc closets aud In every way
dcsimhlc' also hall room, ~
IGOR RENT-Iog5 VI. Az, \ FLAT OF .
A communicating rooms, handsomely fur
n!shrd, with ulcuyc and bath attached. 1T or
~ iluur board IL desired. I.2l
IGOR RENT-A NICELY FURNISHED
a room ni 2l3 81 It. y. W. 7.22
IGOR RENT-ilj y ST. y. W. LARGE
II sunny 81 story front room, with or without
bunid; reasonable terms; references. 80
IGOR RENT-pLEAsANr ROOM AND
II breakfast for 81 per month i'm private
inmily; home. comforts. Addrc,, CAPITOL
HILL, Republican OniCC 80
EuR REST ROOM WITH BOARD; secs.
Il irgl portion Of city; rates reasonable. Al.
drcs, VI. W.. Republican umcc. 80
L,uR RENT-GOO EAST CAPITOL II. FIR.
II nishCd rooms, l.t. n, and "a iloDr,, corner
house south huut board If desired; reference,
exchanged. 90
IGOR RENT-y2a 18th ST, MCPHERSON
Il square, handsomely furnished suite. Of
Rooms front ID aud 81 floor, iocng the 'unrr,
Ht reasonable rates. -
JyOR RENT-pn NJ sT y. ". HANDSOME
II suite ui urH furnished rJum,. with bplrl:
FL story; south front; delightful location. rra-
'onnhlc to permanent and reliable plrtic.
IToR RENT-Ar ~ EAST CAPITOL 81
with sunny windows; also hal. room. low
price 80
IGOR RENTING X sr y. ". El.E.
Il guutly furnished rooms. with board en-
suite or single. MRS. GRANT 7.2l
nor RENT-ifANDSOMEIY FITTED TIP
II Office ground NOOOrl. l22l + II. y. ". In.
quirc OF g. MAGNEk. on premises, 5.tc.i.tf
(ASASsA ~ RATIOS NATIONAL RE,TAU.
y rant, 1913 T. ST. keeps the Bohemian Beer
All of their customers say II /, very fine Call
for II, i. II. FINLEY, l2Ot u st. y W. fc2tf
Nor RENT-A PLEASANT FURNISHED
II room south front; gus aud heat; convent.
rnt to nll street cars; cheap rent. Apply at gl7
o It, y, W.
INOR RENT-FINE, LARGE, WELL.FrR.
II nishcd double parlors, l,t floor buy
window; central to cnrs and Departments;
suitable for Congressman; caterer in the house
gl3 81. y. W.
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EDUCITIONIL.


81 .NCERIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE. COR.
- ..N ana u stS, y. VA practical business
education that qualities young men and women
Ia support thvm-clvr, and successfully perform
given in rapid writing, the English Language,
CONF puudrucc, rapid calculations. book
kugrUg business practice, commercial lazy,
Io'lUval economy, stvuugrlphy, and typt'Wglt-
Ing Regular day and evening sessions re-
'uwud Tuesday, sept T. nc . IT, m. and u D. m.
uniuu open iur arrangements by the year or
VuultHIuu and after Monday, Aug ~ \ fult
corps of teachers. illustrated circular, giving
full information. sent free on application,
HENRY G. SPENCER Principal, MRS, SARA
A snINNIk WHO IrmNInnl
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

The annual election for Directors of the
Northern Liberty Market Company will be held
at the Office Of said company MARCH, :, Polls
open from to ) y. N. Transfer books closed
Feb. %: opened MHrCk ..
fC20swtillmChS H. i. HOWARD, Sec.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

INOR SALE-A 7.OCTNNE PIANO. OR
Il viii exchange for good, gentle horse and
carriage. Addrv', PIANO, Republican O.lirc.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

S. VUsTH'S OLD STAND" No. 6l0 d ST. y.
81 W, buys Gents Second. Hand Clothing
Note by mail promptly attended to.
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Nor HENT-lOl7 I5Tm 81 y. W, ELE-
II CANT rooms, Handsomely furnished. en-
suite or single; overlook, MCPHERSON square;
herdic, pns, the door 7.fc2DU
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

nSs- SPECIAL NOTICE-IW ISIfTO INFORM
W. the Public that have no AGENTS or
PARTNERS, and that am not responsible for
any engagements not made DIRECTLY through
me. +. KRAUSE,
Leader KrnuSc's Orchestra
fclS.lm G2l South Carolina Ave. ;. T..
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

LNOR SAILED HEAD OF HORSES: SOME
Il me large ones. = Young large mules, ut
MAGRATll y HENNELLl'S Livery stable,
I'll llth Il. y. ". SD
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

n.y. THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
~ stockholders Of the Northern Liberty
Market Company will he held Mt the office OF
said company MARCH 3, ut II O'Clock N.
II. f. HOWARD. Sec.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20
Observation-Disclosures.

w class cook; must bring good references;
good wages. Apply after =. m. Mt jii 18th It,
II. ". go
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-02-20

n>S5- col. II. A. SELIGSON WHOLESALE
W. dealer in Wines and Liquors, and sole
agent for White, llcntz Il Co.'S old "rrlmble
Whistles, " has removed to 1900 Pa ave, y. W.
All heavy frcights must DC delivered ut the
ID st. entrance. fc9
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
HUNTING FOR REST.

goric in hot water and sugar at one time
when the baby was sick. Now wished fer
vently that there was little in the house.
My horror Of them melted away. began
to believe the maker OF those compounds
to be the friends Of afflicted infants, which
she had so long described herself to be.
Thank Heaven, Harry did not have the
stomach-ache that night. II he had think
l should have thrown myself out OF the
window, and left him to his fate. ] was
mercifuly spared that affection.
"For three long hours did hold him and
carry him about without sign of weari-
ness or slumber on his part. Then, a new
plan occurred to me. Perhaps il rocked
him in his crib he would go to sleep. This
was strictly against the rules-and so was
walking, for that matter-but l did not
care; recklessness had taken possession Of
me- Z.
"After the experience with the last bottle
Twas afraid to feed him again. So put
him into the crib, lay down on the bed be-
side him and rocked away. He kept still
and soon sank into the sweetest slumber
/ ever knew.
"Never before in my life had sleep seemed
so balmy and welcome. By and by /
dreamed. thought was trying to sleep,
and all at once there began the most excru-
ciating caterwauling ever heard. 1t muir
dered sleep. / tried to get ont Of bed and
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
One Dollar Per Year.
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Rev. Mr.. Spurgeon, the great Lon-
don preacher, has recovered his health
and has resumed his duties at his Lon
don church. -
Sam Jones says ''from a Governor
down to dog pelter, he would not
vote for man that touched tasted or
handled whisky to save his life"
-Mysonheimer is the name of new
boy preacher who mas had phenom-
email success in several Missouri towns,
and draws like Moody Chicago Jour
nal.
The daughters of the president Of
Princeton College walk twenty milea
to do their shopping. No Yum-Yum
toddle about these girls.-M r. Trtb-j
nne.
Miss Susan B. Anthony is said to
be as energetic as ever in her work for
woman's suffrage. "She is straight
and graceful, proud of her work and
sanguine of success.
Miss West, the Oldest daughter OF
the British Minister at Washington,
has this season taken the housekeeping
duties from the butler. She says: II
like housekeeping. One is so much
happier and better to be busy, you
know. - Washington Post.
Mr.. Charles Gayarre, the historian
of Louisiana, was well-grown boy OF
fourteen when General Jackson fought
the battle of New Orleans, but he still
occasionally publicly lectures in the
Crescent City and reads his manuscript
without the aid of eye-glasses.-N o.
Times.
Miss Clara Louise Kellogg recent
! ~ visited her birthplace, the town OF
Sumter, S. c., and gave concert
there. On the arrival of the cars the
members of her company arose in
| their seats and disembarked, singing
"Home Again." in compliment to the
birthplace of the diva.-N. y Mail.
The editor of the Silver Plume
Standard is trying to play solid with
the Queen Bee, by defending her from
the remarks of this paper. We would
like to observe the physiognomy of an
editor that would get mashed on Katy.
But we often see strange things when
we don't have a gun.-Comao (Col.)
Headlight.
AT Tampa, Fla, the other night,
General Harvey had reception from
his old comrades. Harvey was in the
Seminole war, and one night escaped
from his tent in his night-shirt and
saved his life by running at full speed.
Afterward the Seminole chief, speak
ing of his fast ponies, said they could
beat railroad train and beat any
thing except General Harvey. Chicago
7ilseS.
ELI Perkins," otherwise Melville
d. Landon, owns two handsome houses
in East Seventy sixth street, New York,
in one of which he resides, and he re-
Gently bought two more in East Seven
ty-eighth street. He has made several
successful real estate ventures. His
wife, who was Miss Smith, we'll
known society belle, manages all the
details of his lecturing tours for him
and makes his engagements. Shepos-
sesses rare business ability, and much
of her husbands success is due to hex
push and energy.-N. Y. Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
EDISON'S LATEST.
The Wizards Invention for Telegraphine
to and from Moving Trains.


The Wizards Invention for Telegraphins
to and from Moving Trains.
| have just had talk with Mr.. Edi-
son, the inventor, regarding his new
invention for telegraphing to and from
moving railroad trains. The popularity
of this system is that small battery
and small table for the operators in
strument may be placed in any railroad
car; and from these, by means of wire
leading to the ordinary metal roof of
the car, Geographic messages can be
sent through the air to the ordinary
wires that run alongside the track.
The electric currents drawn by induc-
ton either to or from the wires, and il
is of such nature that it does not in
terfefe with the currents which carry
messages along the wires in the usual
manner. Neither is il interfered with
by these currents No matter whether
there are two wires or two hundred by
the side of the track. Messages can be
sent or received on the car without
confusion. All that is needed is to put
in the Edison instrument at any sta
ton along the road in order to estab-
fish communication. And this APP
paratus being near by the ordinary
telegraph instrument in the same
Office, messages can be at once for
warded by the regular channel to any
station where there is no Edison APP
paratus. On the Staten Island rail-
road dispatches were sent and received
every day for week as rapidly as they
would be in the telegraph offices that
we commonly use which have direct
wire connection with other offices. The
marvel about this system is that it re-
quires no special wire, but enables the
transmission of messages along the
common wires and through the air
space between them and any moving
train, be the space fifty or even two
hundred feet wide. The secrets of the
Edison apparatus have not been di-
vulged, but it is known that it gives to
the electric current a musical tone
which is heard through telephone re-
ceivers. The dots and dashes of the
Morse alphabet are thus most audible
in short or long sounds, and the ordina-
ry telegraph key is used. Mr.. Edison
and his associates, William Wiley Smith
and Z. I. Gilliland, are confident that
messages may be sent in this way to
stations one thousand miles distant, be-
cause the moment the current reaches
the wires it will run any distance with
out losing its efficacy. l attended the
public exhibition and noticed that there
was not the slightest hitch in the work.
ing. There are few skeptics, but the
prevailing opinion seems to be that this
practicable invention is going to be Of
great use in train-dispatching, newspa-
per reporting, police telegraph work
and ordinary business and travellers
messages The instrument NAV be
placed in baggage or passenger car
and changed in few minutes from one
car to another George Parsons La.
hroD, in AilSCaEkee Sentinel.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01

ing the gas and carrying him around. The
rest of the dreadful night, when was not
promenading with my son and heir, was
passed in the rocking chair Once nodded
for minute or two and nearly dropped
him on the floor. The terror which that
caused served to keep me fully awake after
ward.
Gas soon as seven clock came touched
the electric button, summoned the janitor,
and gave hima note to my mother. In an
hour she came.
"Well, Frank, l guess you have had
enough of taking care of babies. Let me
have him.
1.-THE little wretch went to his grand
mother as serenely as if he had been sound
asleep all night, and nothing had happened
out OF the usual course. took a bath and
went downstairs to breakfast. When |
returned the baby was sleeping peacefully
in his crib. -
How did you do it, mother
81 did it by knowing how. man isn't
made to take care q babies. That is a
woman's business, and she takes to it nat
urally.'
Mother took him home with her and l
went to bed with the chickens that night
The next day got a dispatch from my wife
saying that her mother was better, and for
me and Harry to meet her at the depot on
the ensuing afternoon. Coward that1 was
| | preferred to have mother do it and break
the story OF my defeat as gently asposs-
BILE. After the store closed walked slowly
home, dreading to face the music as much
as ever schoolboy dreaded whipping.
s'The door into the hall from my sitting
room was open. My wife had Harry in her
lap, LOVING him. as mothers delight to do.
And did his naughty papa booze him
while mamma was gomez
"That was all the thanks I got for the
most heroic and self-sacriticing effort man
ever made to take care OF a baby"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
THREE soMEBoplEs.
somebody is leaning DER paling,
"here trelrsed roses, twininp. bud anf

somebody is leaning DER paling,
where trell.sed roses, twininp. hud ana
blow; 'e' 'uu anu
somebody, with fervor unavailing.
~ pieading for an answer--"Yes or nor
somebody, half pouting and half smiling.
cI nolds ireshiy'gathered roses in her hands:
somebody $50 daintiy begullingD
a. Pauks rose 10 pieces as she stands.
beryl, viii you let me have an answer?
=, es, or no, sweet!-which is it?" asks he:
MOI word replied his fair entrancer,
nut NUNS and scatters rose leaves-busy r.
Somebody exclaims ooh, cruel Beryl:
DO let me in or order me away!
somebody says: Enter at your PERIL
=, Where you. are Lorder you to stay!'
somebody. outside the garden, fuminr,
:, is walking up and down the muddy lane:
eo,nepodys among the roses blooming,
:, appears to lind pleasure in his pain:
Somebody, in shadow in doorway,
Where. Used roses Irvine and intertwine.
Laughs softly: $50, my gentle youth. that's
p0ltr way!
Hal hal When I was young it wasn't
miner Kt8f'F - -
somebody to somebody is pleading
beryl. shall stay, dear?--yes or noI'
Somebody tat last point conceding)-
g. Il you wish to leave me-you can gol"
6onebody, who dares reprimanding.
Dashes at the gate-clck! goes the latch.
Somebody by somebody is standing,
somebody unseen is on the watchl
Somebody is kissed-(hOw courage rises
When love PREVAILS" My ownl-my level
my lifeW t,-ts 8e
Somebody two somebodies surprises:
Berry,, you'll be a jewel Of wifel"
-Churtes Johns, In Cdsselrs Family Magazine.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
HUMOROUS.

"A woman refused to give meal
to dwarf the other day, because she
was opposed to dine-a-mite. Boston
Globe.
"A subscriber asks for remedy for
cold feet. Try banking them up with
sawdust; if they still remain cold, set
the sawdust on tire.-Peck'S Sun.
Young wife-''John, mother says
she wants to be cremated." Young
husband "Tell her if she'll get on
her things I'll take her down this
morning. n-7id-Bts.
Substituting me some smelt."
Waiter--"We have no smelt, but we
have Goldfish" Guest IL want smelt."
Waiter "Well, sir, the Goldfish will be
smelt as soon as it is brought H.
Chicago Ledger.
This china is all hand-painted,"
said clerk to prospective customer.
THAT is perfectly proper, sir. perfectly
proper. l live in hand-painted
house. And when the customer left it
Just dawned on the clerk that china
couldn't well be painted by foot
Puck.
-''What is your full name?" asked
the magistrate Of an individual who
had been absorbing more mountain
dew than he could carry. "Same name
as when I'm sober (hic). Did yer
think changed it (hic) when took
drink" Sixty days. ~ Pittsburgh
Chronicle.
johnson Ito Simpkins, to whom
he has just been introduced -"Who is
that dromedary dancing with that fe-
male giraffep" Simpkins - THAT
dromedary is my brother. The giraffe
is my wife" Johnson h-yes-
well-you must excuse me, but am
accustomed to such terms. am a
professor of zoology."-M Y Sun.
Architecture IN Maine-The owner
of one of the houses saw little girl
taking observations on the street the
other day, and entered into converse
ton with her 80 yes" she said, II
like these houses, but my papa DOM"
"Well, what fault has he to find with
themp" He says he can't drive through
this street because they brighten his
horse. Portland me Transcript.
You see," said big school-boy,
1.-THE way we fellows prove that If you
should lose your left eye you would be
stone blind. is this: You lose your left
eye. Very well, then your right eye,
which is all you have, is the left one.
But you have lost your left one, and so
have no eye at all, and must, therefore,
be stone blind; don't you see?" The
listener rushes blindly from the room.
- Western Rural.
"A magazine devoted to Horticulture
contains an article entitled: "Whai
Can Be Found in the Winter Woods
Among the list of monster" found
there are Hypnum Crista-castrensis,
Botrychinm hundrioideS, Gau'thertd
procumbens, and Chinsdphild usabeliata'
As long as these frightful creatures are
roaming at large in the winter woods
children should not be permitted &c
enter such places unless accompanied
by their parents and . shotgun
NOTrist0scR Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01

"Send out an alarml My husband has
been missing all night and all day" fran
tically cried little woman dressed in a
faded red dress and green shawl, as she
bounced into police station.
what kind of a looking man was hep
asked the sergeant.
Little short man; bald-headed, gray
clothes; nose most as red as yours"
= "You will find him at the morgue. A
man OF that description was found drowned
this morning"
drowned drowned! And it's all my
FAULT told him to go and soak his head,
and this is the first time he ever took my
advice, Toledo Blade.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1886-04-01
A Daughter,s Accomplishments.

Mother pronouncing an encomium on her
daughter to a young man who is paying
attentions to her: "She sings, plays on the
piano and the harp, paints, understands
logic crochet, botany, English, italian and
German, and indeed, almost every thing.
And what are your accomplishments" II
have none" ''What, not any?" MADAM
/ acknowledge that if we were reduced to
extremity, believe that l should know
how to do the cooking Y. Ledger.