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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-10-22
POLICEMEN IN IRELAND.

A letter from Ireland in the
Cleveland Leader tells how Ire
lands policemen look and how much
they cost:
"The Irish police are, las rule,
very tall men, and there is regula-
ton as to their size. They wear
olive-green uniforms and helmets,
and carry short swords, rifles and
clubs, and Ireland has more than
twice as many of them in proper
ton to her population as England,
and nearly three times as many as
Scotland. 1t costs every year over
S7,500,0O0 to keep the peace in
Ireland, to only 81, 100000 in Scot
land and about SIT, 100000 in Eng
land. The great majority of Irish
police are Catholics, and this was
the cause of the continued riot at
Belfast. The Irish police costs
England over S7,000,0O0 a year,
and it is question whether, on the
whole, Ireland does not cost more
than she is worth. She receives in
customs and taxes from Ireland only
$35, 100000 to $40, 100000 year,
and spends nearly S20,000,O0O a
year upon her, outside of the army
and naval expenses. The Lord
Lieutenant of Ireland gets 100000
ayear salary, and the Lord Lieut.
enant's household has over S37, 7,00(
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MORTUARY REQUESTS,

There is something very touching
in the designation of place of NOR
tuary rest so often made by those
who feel that their departure is near
at hand. Liszt, for instance, re-
quested to be buried by the side of
Wagner. In the same manner old
Lyman Beecher desired to rest by
the side of his lifelong friend Prof.
Taylor of New Haven. Going back
to Old Testament times, the patri-
arch Jacob asked to be buried in the
old cave at Macpelah. There are
many instances of unity of genius
in interment, one of which is found
in Goethe and Schiller. They died
at Wiemar, and the Grand Duke
honored each of them with a place
in his family tomb. Another instance
of mortuary hospitality occurred in
the history of Gibbon. He died in
London soon after finishing his great
work, and having no near kindred
he was buried in the tomb of his
friend Lord Sheffield. The latter
indeed, felt honored to pay this last
tribute to genius, Robert Fulton,
of steamboat fame, received the same
honor of the Livingstons. He was
laid in their vault in Trinity church
yard, and no tablet bears his name.
Sometimes this mortuary request is
unavailing as in the case of Byron,
who had repeatedly expressed a
wish to be buried in the vault at
Newstead Abbey, by the side of his
beloved dog, but on the other hand
the interment was in the family vault,
under an adjacent church. Byron
loved his dog more than he did any
of his kindred. He mourned its
death, and not only buried it in the
vault, but added beautiful inscrip-
tion, and afterward penned poeti-
cal tribute, which closes thus:
To mark friends remains these stones
arise,
| never knew but one-and here he lies
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NOTICE.

nURING My AB-FNCE FROM
~ the Kinedo"', HR. j. ii FISHER,
of Bishop & Co.'S Bank, Will act for me
under iuli owet-pf-Attprney MIR. II.
ARMlTAGE will ,nduct my office busi-
ness and at end to III business entrusted
TO hi, care. j. E WISEMAN.
General B s;ness Agent, 8 Merchant
Street. GOlw
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this territory pit. Two rivulets pour
forth into the river from the spring,
and the deposits are very brilliantly
colored, yellow, orange, red and
rose tints being displayed in pro-
fusion.
There is no time when the sub
terianean forces are inactive, and
the geyser region at all times pre-
sents strange and weird scene.
Strange sights and sounds greet the
visitor on every side. Clouds of
steam arise from q dozen different
localities, some of the springs being
hidden in the timber, which covers
the neighboring mountain sides. In
the vicinity of the geysers there are
Kissing, gurgling and thunderous
thuds rs if the imps of the Internal
regions had heavy contracts of labor
to perform. The eruption of any
of the geysers is heralded by the
escape of steam from an adjacent
steam-vent, and directly after a
fountain of hot water is thrown INTO
the air with fearful belchings, to
fall again in a giant cataract. AL
most constantly there is display
of some kind going on, and the
strange din is kept up night and
day. There are daily eruptions of
some of the geysers, while others
have longer intervals of quiesence,
and some of them, as in the case of
the Excelsior, are apparently extinct
for long periods.
Near the pit of the Excelsior
Gevser is the Grand PrismatiC
Spring. the handsomest of all the
Park springs. 1t measures $50 by
250 feet, and its name was given by
DIR. Hayden's party in 1871. Over
the central pit or bowl, which is
constantly boiling and sending ur
vast columns of steam, the color is
deep blue, which fades into greer
toward the edge. The surrounding
>hallower basin has a yellow tint
fading into orange. and outside the
rim is n brilliant red deposit. Thi:
fades in purples, browns and greys
the whole being on the grey-whitt
ground of the deposit. There are
several other remarkably beautiful
springs in the vicinity, including
the Turquoise, deep, blue-tintec
square spring at a lower level thar
the Prismatic.-T Chicago journal.
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NOTICE..

MISS TUCK being no longer en-
lNl ployed at Mrs. Lacks Art Rooms,
Mrs. Nichol will assume charge and at.
tend to all orders for Stamping and EN-
breidery. Embroidery Lessons al re-
duced rate for the Holiday Season.
Materials for fancy work on hand; full
shadings in Silks, Airnseres, Chenilles,
ETC., etc.
Thanking our GUST mers for past pa
tronage We ;sk for cont .uance of the
same. Orders fro nj the other Islands
promptly attended to. 4Sti
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1886-10-22
FRIDAY, OCT. %. 1886.
A FLORAL SHOW.

1t is gratifying to learn from the
report of last nights meeting of the
Agricultural Society, which our
readers will find elsewhere. that it
has been decided to hold 3 Horticul-
tural Show next MAY in the Society :
building. on King street.
We are quite confident that The
ladies Of Honolulu vii. be happy 10
do sll they can to make the floral
department Of the proposed show s
success. and with all The more zeal
as the month selected Is one in which
the flower gariens in and about
Honolulu are looking their best We
predict that there Will he much
pleasant rivalry between those who
pride themselves on the variety and
beauty of the flowers they grow, in
exhibiting their beautiful pets. and
that the variety exhibited will sur
prise and delight all.
In addition to n floral exhibit
there should be grand display Of
fruits, besides palms, ferns and or
chids. The sic of the building will
give an opportunity for the display
of taste in the arrangement
of the exhibits, and its
location-so near to town--will
enable all to enjoy the show.
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ROYAL HAWAIIAN AGRICULTURAL
SOCIETY.

The annual meeting of the above
named Society was held, pursuant
to announcement, at the Hotel, last
evening. The Vice-President, Hon.
A. S. Cleghorn, being absent, Hon.
l.. McCully presided. Mr.. j. s.
Webb, Secretary, read the following
report:
HONOLULU, October 81, 1886.
On taking Office the Board of
Management found the society in
debt to the Treasurer for balance of
cost of removing and re-erecting the
large hall, and also under obligations
to many exhibitors for medals which
had been awarded to them. The
whole of the grant made to the
society by the Legislature in 1884
had necessarily been applied to the
payment of the debt incurred in
that year for buildings at Kapiolani
Park, and no means of defraying
the expenses of Fair were left
except the subscriptions of members
which, at the most sanguine com
putation, would be wholly inadequate
for the purpose, the charging of
entrance fees to the public having
been virtually abandoned when the
Fair was transferred to the Park,
where until the society's ground is
fenced in, there is no way of collect
ing them. Under these circum-
stances the members of the Board
were unanimously of opinion that
it was undesirable to hold an agri-
culture fair during the present year.
1t was at one time intended that a
horticulture show should be held
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TO LET.

sAA,A TWO COTTAGES, COR
SSWS%Sf ner Nuuanu and School Sts.
1sszsssa Also one Cottage i'm Adams
Lane. Apply to III WATERuOUSE.
63 2W
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NOTICE.

TO THE CREDITORS OF THE
Il Estate of JOSE p. AMARAL, a
bankrupt. take notice.
That the undersigned, Assignee of the
Estate of Jose p. Amaral, a bankrupt,
has preparatory to his final account and
dividend, submitted hls acc, UNITS as such
assignee, and filed the same before Hon.
l.. McCully, Justice of the Supreme
Court, at his Chambers, 10 whom he
will apply at 10 o'clock n. m on WE'D
NESDAY, the 9th day of October,
for IA settlement of said accounts and FIR
discharge from all liability as such
ass gnee, and for an order to make a
final dividend.
And that any person interested may
then and there appear and contest the
same, JDN'A. AUSTIN,
Assignee of the Estate of Jose p.
Amaral.
Honolulu, Oct. 30, 1856. 62 3t
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
A SURPRISE.

X speculative man calls an an editor Visitor [attcr introducing subject. and discussing it at some lenKth( (-" Why. my dear sir. il k impossible kor man to sit down and write humor upon call
 Editor" He must stand up then
 Visitor uh. no, no mean that there are just certain times when humor can be produced the same as thcre are certain times when portr, can be written Without surprise not neces- ~arily sudden, aS in the case of Wit, humor k nothing A man may possess the fervor of AthanaSius and the strong philosophy of Jalian, the selfish grasp of Eusehlus and tho determination ot Circumcellion. but. sir. he cannot write humor except he catch and dctaln n certain feeling as il passes through his soul How do you feel today
 Editor Not very we'll
 Visitor" Ah?
 Editor" am pretty well convinced that II is ah .
 Visitor (somewhat conhlsedl And in the condition in which you now hnd your mind il would be impossible fer you to turn to your desk and write something which would surprise me
 Editor daking up his pen and writ ing am penned up with a Id fool =" Now here. l think. is sur prise.
 Visitor (reading the words and nj tempting to nrRu" the point) liut why K this mcro assertion surprise to me2
 Editor Because you are such hope less ass that you never thought of it be fore. John (callnR boyl show th,s man the bnck stairway
 Visitor (aticmptinR to be pleasant But why the back stairway # Editor " Because 1t k nor" danger. ous than the stairway in front Man fell down it few days ago and was l killed
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
A PUNISHMENT.

An excited man stopped at cabin and as an old negro came ont. cx- claimed; four dog has bitten mel
 Which one?'
 The yellow one. See here
 Hump, did bite yer sho nun Nipped CT chunk putin yer Hurts some reckon2"
 "Of course it does It almost drives me wild"
 Vas, reckon it do, Wall, wall, l didn't think dat yaller pup wuz SO hon gry when l gin him CT hatier hoe cake O bread day afo yistidy"
 "l want you to kill himl shouted man.
 "Pll punish him wus den dat sah I'll keep him in de yard so he kain bite no- body else
 ' ou old scoundrel--"
 Yas, sah, he do ack dat way. Good day, sah
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
A GOOD CHAIRMAN.

Politician (pointina to a passer-by. and addressing friend )-" There goes tho man we want for chairman of the con vention."
 Friend-" Who, Patterson2 Why he is rather deaf"
 Politician" That's why we want him for chairman. He belongs to our fac ton, and won't hear any motion that is not to our interest. Best chairman, when he happens to be on the right side, l ever saw
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
LITTLE ROCK, ARK, U. S A, SATURDAY, MAY 22, 18s6

Don't make no difference as I've 'gunter recolleck that cat Wall talk ing his hat from the floor and arising, must be goin Got right smart Q bruisin round to do twixt now an sun down Ef yer come up in my neighhor- hood, drap in an see us Come up when pawpaws get ripe an I'll git yer all yer ken eat.
 Haven't you forgotten somethingy she asked
 Bleve not" feeling in his pockets and looking around on the floor No, ain't forgot nothin.'
 :" A dollar, please"
 Hah?"
 " say give me dollar.
 "Whut fur?"
 The strawberries
 Oh, you said come in an take em with you an lowed it was your treat Wall, l must be shovin'. Got good deal O knockin' round ter do
 /" You good for nothing"
 Vas, good fur nuthin' when recol leck that cat Wish you mighty we'll Good-day
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
NO HOPE FOR HIM.

What's the matter with that man?" Who that lean, gaunt fellow?" ." Yes"
 Alas, he is doomed Two weeks ago he was the fattest man in town" What caused him to lose all his fesh?"
 He served as judge at baby show. !"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
MADE HIM BLOW.

4 windy contributor enters an edito- rial room. Whew,' said he, panting, that long stairway makes me blow D
 Editor" An, if that < what makes you blow I'll have i. taken down. lam glad you have discovered the causer
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
TOLD HIM.

A tresome layman calls on a busy bishop, and after spending an hour. lis- tening to his own voice says: My dear bishop, please tell me one thing When can you do your best work2"
 Bishop (yawning)-" When I am not bored
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

4 catfish weighing above two hundred pounds was recently taken from the Arkansaw river. It was purchased by the owner of park, and was placed in pool, and is now known by the name of President Cleveland not particularly on account of it's size, but because it is so hard to stir up.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

A physiologist has written three col umn article on When to Eat Eat when you are hungry, we should think Is the best time.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

The Mississippi river is falling so rap idly that the government, unless haste is made, will lose the opportunity of is- suing rations to the colored people
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
LIMNINGS.

It is said that Bismarck's physicia ms have advised him to go to California, but it is now to late The buck beer season Is gone
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

A fatal epidemic has broken out among the mules in north Arkansaw. and several candidates for the legisla- ture have fed from their homes.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

David Davis is TOW so Aeshy that, like Miss Bimbler's skirts, it is quite an ex- cursion to walk around him.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

Joaquin Miller is teaching aD Indian girl to write poetry. Thus does our civ. ilization demoralize the red man.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

When two political parties become so much alike that no difference can be distinguished between them, it Is safe to say that neither one of them is right.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

der ter git dc backin q de people hc oughter know whut he's strikin' erbout, and not te like de bIine rAttlsunake in August dat strikes ebery time he hears CT noise
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
WANTS NO MORE.
Tine following letter contains nearly enough sense to explain itscif

enough p"nae to explain itsclf
 AE3 OELgAws. LA Mag T. lss1 E>iiJor oJ AykanSlN Trossky YoH siii please stop ending your paper n my address. The fes for it is the article JefetsJn Dayis in ths iast nufsi,4.r feesise,i and which hAsr marked and returned Lo you D day Er.p~tiDty.
 ' efEisGgg r Kebree street
 There ali is lost From a dark cloud s water spout has fallep and wc h0under. we perish During the recent strike. when business. pale. wounded and care. worn. could scarcely iift it's bandaged head, we had one consolation, that r. Strinqcr continued to read TBg AEKAs. zAN TAAvgLgs Lc, adYersity come. we deGantly exclaimed. let the snari. ing wolf of hunger gnaw the doorstep We defy him, for ? stringer u our friend" Alas. we did not know the britteness of the cane upon which we leaned
 On, revebgefuj strnger,
 Oh, sarcastic singer, Thou art indeed crusbsr of blIthesoIne sboEe;
 Oh. Gxyish cIingsr,
 On. pltiIes stinger, Go wssh y0unsIi with raeie ssDaei's SDap.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

l would ruth"r be CT one legged man in CT foot race den ter be CT hppercrit fur de onc-leggrd man ken hobblc ter de ecnd c dc race airter while. bat lie hippercri, nebcr ken smile hi. way inter hrabcn
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

Ex-President Hayes has become a mag azine writer That he has succeeded in getting his matter printed is a sure sign that there must be something at least peculiar in his style, for magazines do not encourage obscure writers.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

Eb"ry christian ought ter be baptized but h" ouPhtcr be sartin bout dc water o faith some water ken be so dirty dat yer aint m clean when yer come out ez yer air whan yer 70 in
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.

lt's de 'omaus fear o hcin CT ole maid s de cause o' much e de onhap- piness in dis heah wor
 Er man dat lab once been yer lricn' ken be yer wust enemy Er mad dog uder pusson
The Arkansaw traveler., 1886-05-22

The man who threw the fatal bomb in Chicago has only been eight months in this country. He improved his oppor- tunities Some men live here during many years and die without having ere ated sensation. If Mir Lingg were to come to Arkansaw and throw bomb he would soon feel the ungentle pressure of a rope.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-09-08

Ys1O s.ET-A very desirable house, arranged
for two families pleasantly lycated in the
western part Of the city; rent $3.50 and 5000, In
| ouire 2l HIGH STREET. I'll
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-09-08
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.
EREIchTS.

The following are recent charters:
Ship Portland Lloyds, Philadelphia to Cont
nent, refined oil at private terms.
Brig Ernestine, Philadelphia to Portland, coal
1 o5 and discharged.
Schr Chas. E. Schmidt, same.
Bark James Kitchen, Portland to Rosario, luin-
Der $40.
Brig H. B. Cleayes, Portland to Philadelphia,ice
65c.a
Brig Jennie Phinney, Portland to Martinique,
cooperage lump snm $14oo.
schr Sarah & Ellen, Kennebec to Philadelphia,
ice 65c.
scflr Addie Jordan, Sullivan to New York, pay
ing s17PM.
schrs Robert J. Barr aad VIM. Willer, Kennebec
to Philadelphia, ice CSC.
Sehr A. Hammond, Kennebec to New York,
lumber at private terms
Schr Carrie L. Xix, Rondout to Portland, cement
17c.
schr C. j. Willard Perth Amboy to Portland,
coal 9oc and discharged
Schr A. J. York. Portland to New York, lumber
81 70.
Schr Forest City, Hallowell to New York, same
Schr Volant Gardiner to New York. same.
Schr Matte j. Allies, Kennebec to New York,
ore at private terms.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-09-08
INGALLS, BROTHERS
PROPRaETORs.
Assignee's Salc-Hn Insolvency.
Valuable and Desirable Real Estate in
Portland for Sale,

rE1HE three following dwelling houses and lots
Il situated in the most desirable parts OF the
city for private residence we hereby offer for I'M
mediate sale.
1-House and lot at No. Al Pine street. near
Brackett now occupied by Warren p. Chase.
The lot is about 29xS0, 2 story house and L about
7Ox20 containing nine rooms, with good cement
celler heated by steam,
2-House and lot at No, 33 Cushman street,
now occupied by William II. Miliken. Lot about
6Ox95 two story house and l., containing nine
rooms, well built, in good repair; convenient
and attractive house and very pleasantly situated
3-The fine brick house at No. 342 Spring
street, now occupied by John S. Wilson, with
large lot ST 1aX227, adjoining the late T. @: Her.
sey's grounds; two story house with French ROOF S
and two story H. eontaing 10 rooms, thoroughly
built and in excellent repair, and one of the best
situations in town; large stable, well furnished
with water, etc. about 70 pear and fruit trees
small cold grapery.
Further particulars will be given on inquiry OF
the undersigned, assignee in Insolvency of Wilson,
Chase & Milllken, individually and as partners
and the property may be examined at any time
JOSEPH W. SYMONDS, Assignee:
au21 dt
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XEyANTED-Am middle aged capable woman
w to do general housewOrk in a small family
Address HELP, Press Office. l9u
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European Markets.

LONDON, Sept z, 1S86.-U. S. 4las, 1875.
LONDON. Sept. 7. 1SS6.-[Beerbohm's report
carSoes off fhe coast wheat, few bids in market.
Carsoes on the passage and for shipment, wheat
and corn, cheaper to sell. At Liverpool, SpoC
wheat firmly held and corn quiet.
LIVERPOOL, Sept. 7, 1886.-Cotton Market
firm; uplands at 8 -16d; Orleans at bad; sales
1000 bales; speculation and export 1000 bales.
LIVERPoOL.I 5ept.a7, 1885, Quotations-W Win IN
ter Wheat IS 8dog6s 10d; Spring wheat at 6s "a
ass lid; Club wheat IS 11d@7s Id. Corn-mixed
Western As Sad; peas IS 3D. Provisions, &c
Pork 56s Cd: bacon 36s Cd for short clear ana
35s Cd for long clear. Cheese at 46s for Amer
lean; lard, prime Western at 35s Cd; tallow al
23S for American.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-09-08
pARLOR FURNITURE.

Tn this wish intending purchaser could Just
dron in and See prices Hair Cloth Suits SIX
Pu Sts MOar and all kinds OF ParlOr Suits Easy
Chairs and the trade Any one who has seen our
All we can saw We Hair Cloth Sets at from s35 and up
to 500 SILK plush Paror prices from 500 upwards and
Moar $3.50 Sg50 and unquestonaby the
largest select from in the State and only III
cling when You can right here less We have
in that 10 to 10 cent
cheaper Portland than be done Boston and New and
rer say that unquestOnaby the best building Tor
business either of those cities Write for cuts ana de-
crpton quarter and the balance by the week or month";
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1886-09-08

ITO BE LET-First class brick house 191
il Cumberland Street, with modern conven-
fences the owner reserves a few chambers for
himself For particulars inquire Of ID. CHOATE,
No Portland Pier. TO l. 3 to O'Clock. 81
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500
Operations annually.
BABIES.

Remember that with feeble infants who do not
thrive on their mothers milk or the best prepared
foods in the market, WE REQUEST NO CHANGE
OF FOOD but add or more drops four times
daily of Murdock's Liquid Food and you will find
that their lost or needed vitality will be restored
to them in less than thirty days.
Not a case of Cholera Infantum known where
Murdock's Liquid Food has been used, nor death
from Cholera Infantum where it has been pre-
scribed by physician.
The question often asked-h0w does Murdocl2s
LIQUID Food compare with other Foods and Ton
les? We refer to the State Inspector OF Foods Tor
Massachusetts in his annual report for 1856.
Murdocks Liquid Food contains 141O per cent
of albumen; all the other foods do not contain
any. Common food does not contain over one per
cent that is available.
1t contains less organic matter than common
food and common food contains 1885; the other
preparations from %. so to 60.50 per cent.
1t contains 0.42 of ash, which is indlgestible
matter. The others contain from $50 to 23.74
per cent
I'm alcoholic extracts 1.97. The other prep
asations are all TONES, as they contain from
2O,13 to 56.13 per cent.
These facts show why Murdock's Liquid Food
excels all other foods and preparations in making
new blood and cleansing the system OF disease.
A tablespoonful four times day will make 10
rounds new blood monthly, and the system con-
tains "a to IS pounds.
SHOWING HOW EASY 1T is RENEWED
AND HOW NECESSARY WHEN DISEASED.