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Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-12
The governor YESTERDAY appointed

The governor yesterday appointed
Hon. W. A. Smith. of Mcpherson
ccunty.,he third member of the board
of state house commissioners. This
completes the board which now con-
sists OF Colonel III. H. Williams, OF
Miami county, Major y. A. Adams. Of
Riley county. and Hon. W. \. Smith.
OF Mcpherson county. board that
will command the respect snd conf
dence OF the entire state. Mr.. Smith.
the gentleman appointed Yesterday.
was a prominent member of the last
legislature. He was chairman of the
house committee on state affairs. The
report of the joint committee Of SEN
ATE and house on state sffairs led TO
the resignation of the old beard and
the appoinim-n. of the present one.
Mr.. Smith has large scquaintanoe in
the state and is recognized as man of
ability and integrity He is a practi-
csl man and will undoubtedly give
his official duties conscientious work.
Capital.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-12
Bringing in the Wounded Soldiers.

Bullock carts coming from the sat of war.
accompanied by peasant drivers, in sheep
skin garments, had each two or three wan
young soldiers with painting lipe and gloomy
eyes. whose heads or limits were bound I'D
with blood sts;red rags, showing thus that
the series Of sinister incidents since Sunday
had rot come TO Close. We passssi endleo
rcws of These carts, Is groaning and crsak-
me they went OK at the hAhituai slow pace
II the sho.t-legyei white oxen, allowing the
nlen who had received only light flesh
wounds to walk alongside When the
wounds are dressed by the doctors IN Sofa,
those slightly injured are sen. 20 their hones
-,si Jeff 10 the sare Of their relatives. Be-
slIios the bullock carts. two-vheeled arnuni-
.scn Wagons, the empty coming and the ~
nlenishee going to the battlefield. incum-
tercd the roai. together with attachments
Il regulars and volpnseers.-Cor. London
News
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-12

Kansas State journal: An act
passed by the legislature has become q
law, providing for the establishment OF
courts OF arbitration On the presen-
tation 20 the district court, or 10 q
judge thereof la yacrtion, of petition
signed by at least five persons en-
ployed as workmen, or by two OF
more employing firms, persons or cor
porations, it shall be the duty of the
Judge or court TO issue 4 license or :u-
thority for the establishment within
and for the county within the jurisdic-
ton Of said court of a tribunal for
voluntary arbitration and settlement
OF disputes between employees and
employer, in the manufacturing, me-
chanical, mining and other industries.
The act defines in detail the powers
and duties of the tribunal and Of the
members thereof 1t is a novel ex-
pertinent, and its practical working
will be looked to with some interest.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-12

A, oCe Of the schools the master. In Q
general exercise. wrote the word dorm.
IN the blackboard, and asked the pupils 70
sach write sentence containing the word
se WIS so,nswhs; taSen ahack 10 and a
ssse Of the papers the following unique ssn-
sascsa: Il aoasn know my lesson II that
boy lives 10 grow up be VIII be an editor,
sr funny man, on spuse At our ouutaupe-
sarieS Philadslphia CAL
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-12

Wichita City Roller Mills!
AND ELEVATOR.
lss.
MANUFACTURE THE CELEBRATED BRANDS:
IMPERIAL, (RolleY Patent.
WHITE ROSE, Extra FancyJ
4. l. G. r. (EancvO
To o
.
OLIVER 4 lMBOOeN co
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
The milwaukee, Md St. Pauls WitIs
~ 1rnWal. !. M

+ The summary action of the Chicago,
Milwaukee and St. Paul In giving no.
tice OF withdrawal from the Missouri
River passenger pool February !, leads
to the belief that great difficulty will be
In efseting 9 compromise.
IA careful Investigation appears to indi.
cate that, In this threatened trouble,
the managers Of the Rook Island are
primarily responsible. This great COR
poration has comparatively little inter.
est In the Northwest, but through it's
h'roundabout" connections demands rec
ognition and O large slice Of the North
western traffic. 1t Is an open secret
that while the Rock Island is supposed
to be more distinctively than almost any
other Chicago road, It's power and in.
duence are being used not only to fur
ther the speculative desires of q trusted
few in Wall Street. but practically
against Chioago's best interests, But
leaving aside oil discussion of passenger
to fleece the lambs, the freight problem
stands locally pre- eminent. It is tho
question IN which every one is inter-
ested. The fact is not disputed that q
steady maintenance OF reasonable and
Just rates inures to the benefit OF the
entire business community, and yet it
can hardly be denied that this so.called
Chicago road has been discriminating
steadily against the interests of Chicago.
When the fact Is taken into consider
alton that the freight traffic Of the
Western roads represents 75 per cent.
Of the gross revenue, some estimate may
be formed as to the huotuation in
stocks that may be caused by any lead
ing road so manipulated. and the in-
jury to Chicago suoh route is capable
of doing when administered in the In !
terest OF Wall street, The hope Is ex.
pressed that the milwaukee, 9and ST..
Paul and the Northwestern may JOIN
forces long enough to effeotually sup
press this outside plratlng and bring
the business back to its legitimate
course through Chicago.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

COWS coming In soon should have
some special care. The dry feed Of the
season If used alone, renders the ami
mails very liable to inllammatory dis.
eases. The blood needs cooling by
laxative food. One quart of oil cake
meal mixed with bran scalded and
given as a drink once day, will be
useful. No corn should be given for
several weeks before cplving. If good
hay. is fed, very little gfain of any kind
will be needed. An over-fed condition
is liable to induce garget, milk fever,
abortion and such like troubles. When
the calf is expected the COW should be
kept In an open box.stall or else In a
quiet stable alone.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
HOUSEHOLD,

a FASHIONABLE BEDRoOM,--It Is
IN mahogony and has some special feat
ures in the furniture that make part Of
the framework Of the room, such as
handsome chests OF drawers, brass
mounted and again flush with the wall,
drawers to be pulled out, intended for
particular properties. The overmantel
Is imposing, with it's frames and arches.
In the end OF the room is pier-glass
framed in oxidized metal, and above it
is panel in which mermaid, " ith her
head lifted from out the Eaves, holds a
handglass, that she may dress her flow
Ing locks. This Tas modelled for its
place and makes pretty detail. Carry
ing out the general color intentions tie
Waals are covered with q "copper" -colored
Fronch paper, one Of those splendid
productions that counterfeit in texture
and luster the beauty of silk, and recon-
cile to the use of paper rather than
stuffs-- certainly as far as appearance
goes. The ceiling is, elaborately pain
ted in, the usual fashion of French cell
ings, which, however attractive in de.
tail, have too general q family resem.
blance for separate description. Night.
mare ought never to come to a girl
asleep SO luxurlously.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

SCoVILL's SARsAPAnILLA, OF BLOOD
AND LIVER SYRUP. will cure Scrofuieus
Taint, rheumatism, White Swelling, G out,
iGoitre, Consumption, Bronchitis, Nervous
Debility, Malaria, and all diseases arising
from an impure condition Of the blood.
Certificates can be presented from many
leading physicians, ministers, and heads OF
families throughout tho land, endorsing it
In. the highest terms. We are constantly
in receipt of certificates of cures from the
most reliable sources, and we recommend
it as the best known remedy for tho cure of
the above diseases.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

DR.. WALKERS VINEGAR BIlTEns-a
medicine that expels disease without
weakening the patient, exhilarstes the
spirits without the aid of alcoholic
poison-cures every phase and consc~
quence of indigestion, restores tho
shattered nerves, regulates. the bowels
and the liver, anu lmparts to the con-
stitution new strength and elasticity,
Let the sick rejoice. --.-
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
CONSUMPTION CURED,

An old physician, retired from practice, haylng
had placed IN hIs hands by ON East india mission
airy the formula Off simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption,
bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and oil Throat and
Lung Affections, also positive and radical cure
for Nervous Debility md all Nervous ComplDlts,
after having tested lts wonderful curative powers
In thousands Of cases, has felt It his duty to make
II known TO his suffering fellows Actuated by thfs
will send free OF charge, to all who desire 1t, this
recipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this paper w,
4, NoYES, i5Gs3f1olpeI's BfOOE, Rochester, NJ Y -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
None but a fool is always right.
ATcsrriblo Fire

= ~ ~ INK VcrTibIo E1tO @-V-|-
arouses tho approhensions of n whole citv.
And yet the wild havoc Of disease startles
no one. Sad to relate, women suffer from
year to year. with chronic diseases and
Weaknesses peculiar to their sex, knowing
that they are growing worse with every
day, and still take no measures for their
own relief. DIR. Plerce's "Favorite Pre-
scription' Is tho result of lifelong and
learned stud ~ Of female complaints. 1t is
guaranteed to cure.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

WHEN hens have been laying for
quito while the eggs at the end of the
prolific period Will not produce as
strong chickens as those which were
laid at the beginning Of that period. 1t
appears as though the strength Of the
layer begins to diminish by this con.
tinued effort, and that the eggs are not
sufficiently endowed with vitality near
the last Of the litter. - .
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Husbands tako the hint. Your wife Or
your children are liable to take colds from
drafts. Keep on hand Aliens Luug Bal
sam, the best and purest remedy for coughs
and colds. It contains no opium. and is
harmless. Price, goo, 5oc. and 81 per bot
tie, at Druggists. ..'..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

IN churnIng should the temperature
be too high the butter will either refuse
to come or be soft and white. as it is
more difficult to free 1t from the butter
milk. If too high the cream will some-
times foam and increase in bulk. The
accepted temperature is about sc de-
grees In summer and 62 degrees in
winter, as the outside temperature
will increase or lower that Of the cream
in the churn.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

MIKADo JEWELLERY. Ii will doubt
less take some time for. Bostonians to
get accustomed to the Mikado jewelry
which Is being reproduced here from
Tifany's designs. Bracelets of a bright
cupper-c cOloreu gold are made very thick
and broad, and are worn with another
bracelet Of silver. The brooches are
broad and are seen in q variety of
shapes. One which will soon be seen
In tho jewelers. window Is pansy.sllaped
with a centre Of hammered gold sur
rounded by enamel and small diamonds.
Ear drops have centers Of diamonds
and other stones. They are duplicated
In Rhine stones and gilt, which look
quite as pretty as the costlier ones,
and the difference Is not easily dis
cerned. The styles are a tribe bizarre,
but on certain types Of brunette beauty
add sort Of barbario splendor not ex-
celled by the dreamy.eyed beauties of
the east. Cuff buttons and scarf pins
are seen in reddish gold. with leaves
and vines traced In silver.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

POTATOES which are dug in clear
weather and thoroughly dried In the
sun will keep in much better condition
in the cellar than those put into bins
without being sun-dried.
n .fdvorite prehistoric unit of meas
urement, according to Mr.. r. P. Gray,
was eleven inches, and may Aeye been
derived from the length of the human
foot.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
Decay or tho Bones.

with somo thirty other symptoms, mark
tho progress Of that terrible disease known
stage of fearful annoyance and ifSneelects
ed, is certain to end In general debility, and
possibly In consumption or insanity. DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy will cure it at any
stage. This medicine has been long before
the public, and thousands have been re-
stored to henlth by its never. faiIing virtues.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

HOW TO GET STRoNG.-One Of the
secrets Of muscular recuperation IS in
stopping when fatigue begins from ex
ercise. He or she who Is not the fresher
III body and mind for the exercise
taken, has had an overdose Of what in
proper measure would have proved a
benefit. The gam In strength is shown
and felt In the increasing ability to do
moro and more without exhaustion.
The measure Of success is not IN the
greatness OF the feat accomplished, but
in the case with which the exercise is
lndulged In, and In the absence of ex-
haustion after 1t. There are occasions
frequent enough in which people in the
struggle Of life are forced beyond their
powers Of endurance, and there is no
need to carry into the pursuit of re-
creation the fatigue which exactlng
work imposes. For beginners this IS
important; after time one can take
more exercise and feel no fatigue.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

WHENEVER there Is any surplus
honey comb. around at this season, it
should be exposed to hard cold, in order
that tho eggs of tho moth or miller may
be frozen. Comb should also be kept
out Of the way Of rats and mice, for
these, when hard pressed for food, as
they now are liable to be-, will soon
devour the comb.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

LIE dairyman should have his scales
and record. book apq should weigh and
record what he gives his COWS, and also
what they give HIM in return, until
he knows exactly what each cow is do
ing. Then his opportunities for weed
ing out the nnproftable animals will be
increased. Cows vary greatly in the
amount OF food consumed by each, and
also in the yields Of milk, and the dairy
man should familiarize himself with
their characteristics during all seasons.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

. MORE than half Of tho diseases so
prevalent among farm horses are due
to improper attention to the common
laws Of sanitation, and farmers would
save many times the expense OF q
properly constructed stable were they
to try the experiment.. The animals
that are 30 closely connected with the
successful working of tho farm assuredly
deserve better care and attention than
is usually given Shem. The humane
man will therefore see that. they have
light, roomy, well-ventilated stables,
where disease will be far less likely to
enter,
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

IT Is claimed that larger and surer
crops Of strawberries are obtained where
several varieties are grown together
than where but q single variety Is
grown.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

:, Iris now stated dthata raw potato is
far more effectual In beautifying the
complexion than any; other cosmetics.
The face should he rubbed with the
freshly cut vegetable, then washed and
then treated to gentle friction.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Stc1c Headache. Thousands WHO haze suffered
intensely with sick headache say that Hoods Ser"
saparlla has completely cured them. One gentle
man thus relieved, writcss "Hoods Sarsaparllla
Is worth Its weight in goM." Sold by a drug
gists. 100 doses ST..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

"What a lovely head OF half she haspn
was said Of q certain young lady not
long ago, and if she would only tell the
world that she used Carbollne, the net
llral Petroleum Hair reneWer, she would
confer great favor to all her seq.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
He that sips many arts, drinks none.

y" Premature deoline Of manly
powers, nervous debility and kindred dis.
eases, radically cured. Consultation free
Book 10 cents in stamps. Address, confi-
dentially, Worlds Dispensary Medical AS
sociation, Buffalo, N. Y.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

A vigorous and healthy growth of hair is
maintained by using Halls Hair Repa%or.
The value of Ayers Cherry p 2otoral, in
colds aud coughs. cannot 10 overestimatcd.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

In point Of medicinal power and ex-
cellence Hop Plasters are far ahead of
all others. 26c.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Wm. Blaok,- Abingdon, iowa, was cured
of cancer of the eye by DR.. Jones' Red
Glover Tonic, which cures all blood disor-
lers anP diseases Of tho stomach, liver and
Kidneys. The best tonic and appetizer
known 80 cents, .:N'sa f',s..
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

FITS: All Fits stopped free Treatise and S3trla
bottle OF DR.. Klinos Great Nerve Itestorer free to
FIt cases, Sendto Dr. Kline 93i Arch St. Phlla, Pa
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

The most dangerous Of ell hattery is
the very common kind that we bestow
upon ourselves.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Any man pays too much for his
whistle who vets it fifteen or twenty
times q day. ..:..a .... ..f%
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

All plasters are not alike. Hor
Ptasters afford relief and cure when
other kinds arc worthless.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

All honest mon will bear Watching.
It is the rascals who cannot stand it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

The water In the Gulf Of Bothnia is
reported to be falling quite rapidly
One proof OF this is that q large stone
on the Swedish coast now rises three
feet above water at mean tide while
fifty years ago it was barely visible ut
lowest tide.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

He who too much fears hatred is un-
llt to rule. p
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
~ % ron .a.BOU7'
Bxoze,z1S s Ir0w
Bz1kg1s
.INSLpERE,Z.

!. Tho auSsgsioS 4 has proba been sskod thousands
thing ~ Well ~ dSosn,t But Il does cure dseaso
Phaoins Ron tSa bsss sostorasye
loading chemical firm win snbstant the assertion
thso there arc more OF iIon than Of any
Slustyey that iron is acknowledged to bo tho most
importans factor IN medical practice II Is
howeyer, fact that prior to the dscoy.
SSry p oi ;SsyN,s perfect
BROWNS IRON BlTTERSSsSS sassSs aSf ,s,sss
headache, or produce constipation-allo other Iron
medtcInes do. .BROWN'S IRON BITTERS
cures Indigestion, ,IiliOusness, yveaikness,
Dyspepsia, Malaria, Chills md Fevers,
Tired Feeling, General ID Debility, Pain In tho
Side, Back or Limbs, III eadacLe and Neural.
ell thase ailments Iron Is prescribed daily
BROWNS IRON BITTERS .hss hsgsSss sSfs 4Sos IS 3
minute. ddko all 6ther thorough medicines it acts
eiowlyi When ltSken by men tho first symptom OF
2ehont ~ renewcd energy. The muscles then become
nSner the digestion improves, tho bowels arc active
% n %omsn the ehoot usually moro rapid and marked
aisappearS, fnnStional derangemonts become regu- :
Rss%Bor ssSaaaaS SroMns fFSs
IPitters I'm the ONLY from medicine that is not
gsieians and Drugststs recontaend q. g
Tho Gonuine his Tfsde Mark and crossed red lines
- si$sY on wTapper.s & IrAlEI Ia MO OTIYRIS.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

They are trying in Germany to find o sub
stituto for India rubber. No one who hos
used DR.. Bigelow's Positive Cure desires
10 substitute, as tits eminently successful in
coughs, colds and all throat ard lung dis.
eases. - -
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

They that govern most make least
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Relief is Immediate, and o cure sure.
Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. B0eants, <@
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Charms strike the sight, but merit
wins the soul.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

His LORDsIIIP.-"I hear you're disa
satisfied with that hack 1 bought last
week, William. The man who sold him
told me he took timber splendidIy; and
as for temper, he said the horse had
been driven by q lady,"
Head Groom-s'Well, my lord, ne
certainly do take timber. 1 put him at
three gates this mornin', and he took
the top bar off every one Of 'em; an as
for being driven by q lady, as a married
man your lordship must know that's the
worst thing hout for the temper.''
His Iordship winces.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

10 fear the worst, oft cures the worst
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

A woman need not always recall her
age, but she should not forget it.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

CAUT1ON.-Tho word "ACTINA" Is nv Trade
infringing will be prosecuted, FN''S''
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
ELYS ~
Cream Balm

~
We haze nerer ban
died q c1tarrh rene
dy Mathas Increased
SO rapidly an sales as
Hy's QreaDp Balm
or That has Gircn
such at',irersal sat-
i$taction. = G. N.
Gittenton, 1{5 Fuk
TOP ST., Ne,o York
city. II
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

"a IA Egd rs book worth $lO oniH cav aHa
Etss FS,!ip} E5a E1 Courtship sent free III w Ia
Iii IA HfA HS f. hy tho Union Pub. Co., Ia u " Il
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Il 4,ouel gas light, devised by DR..
Auer, has been in operation in chemi-
cal laboratory in Vienna. A cotton
wick, saturated with an incombustible'
metal solution, is introduced into the
flame Of an ordinary Bunsen lamp, tho
result being a light similar to the incan-,
descent electric light.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Some persons mistake noise for argu-
ment.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

a LITTLE ginger or grated nutmeg
put IN sausage meat will Improve its
flavor for most persons.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

ID. LEMON MARMALADE.-.To make
lemon marmalade slice the lemons very
thin, only taking out the seeds; add
three plnts Of cold water to each pound
of fruit, after being cut in pieces; let 1t
stand twenty.four hours; boil it until
tender; pour into an earthern bowl un.
til the following day, weigh it, and to
every pound Of boiled fruit add one and
one.half pounds Of lump sugar; boil the
whole together until the syrup jellles
sand the chips are rather transparent.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Envy shooteth at others and wound
9th herself.
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01
Tho Seorot Qf Living.

Rumor doth double, like the voice
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

"WHERE are you going to put me2"
asked traveller on one Of the Sound
steamers.
''Bunk 81" answered the purser.
"See here, mister, paid for one first
class passage. and don't propose to get
buncoed. had one experience in New
York, and it like to cost me thousand
dOllars.', >, ---
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

Mediocrity deals much In relating
stories. .ar N y
The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-01

According to the British Board Of
Trade no fewer than 149 ships laden
with timber have been totally lost with.
III the last few years. This explodes
the theory that a ship loaded with
wood cannot sink. #Ee, y