New-York tribune., 1886-05-08
THE TALK or THE DAY.

! look at New-York" exclarns a 1nsas City boomer
"pcrcbei meas little Island, away off there on
the coast What chance Is tnere for New York to
become the future great On tho other hand. look at
Kansas City. bassng in the centre o Gods bonndless
prairie with nobody within hundreds ofmles to monkey
with her Interests. and speck IN her horizon except
dirty little St Louis Could nature have done more for
our meiropolsi No. never 'Rah for Kansas city"
BOY" can't 20 to scho,l I've go an awful pain"
Mother." Well. castor oil Is the pest thing In the
world for that kind OF pain "
Boy" II mIst he for the pam has gone now He
goes 100 Jude
The private postal boxes Just established IN London
will doubtless prove to he great convenience. A
private postal box Is defined to DO letter box CON
strced private promises at the expense OF private
persons the satisfaction to its construction Of
the Posmaster-Genera. such a box is to remain the
property OF person constructing IT, but access TO II
for clearing purposes to be bad by the officers OF the
post office alone, who alone should possess Keys Ihe
be accessible for posting (ut for no otaer pu
p0ses the person providing and his servants and to
other person and collections are to be made from 1t
at the the collections from the town letter
boxes generally.
express the hope that the Will when trousers
that bag NJ tho knee Will bo in the height of fasnioh-
[Sprngteld Union
Saws Lend u Hand. "Consiiering tho cost OF our
church eiilcos In cities 1t is not economical IL 10 GER
tanly not American and least OF all Is 1t Christian to
use them as LITTLE AS they nsed when single service
OIL Sunday is our only occupation for them"
It occurred last week and is slight variation from
the terpnOue" relic: ~
- Isn't that interstate cigar you're smokngf he
An interstate cigari What's thatr queried the
stranger. , =, ,,,. 80, ~. .,
Hacnet.
The Rerue des deur Mondes estimates that tho drink
Dill of direct and indirect. annually foots up to
S22Z796l2o.
Afew years thcrc was only one elastic skin
man " IN tais country. Now there several IN AS
many dime II an elastic conscience man was
freak" Attorney General Garland IN case of his re-
signaton. winch seems to be demanded by nearly
everybody bur the President might secure profitable
position IN d dune mnseum.-l Norristo~n Herald
This is the way In which "A loyal Phladelphan DIFF
ferentiates Philadelphia from New York In Phis-
delpha." he says "there always 100000 quiet
people vino have dollar than they need, and in
New.York there 100000 fast people VINO each have
% less than they owe"
Harry hear that you have lost your father Allow
me express my sympathy
the event expected for long time. ani the blow
consequently less severe than 1t had not been
looked for
Hills property was Target
J.-Ies; something like quarter or million.
Ill heard that MS intellect, owing To MS Illness,
fe, bic during his latter years. Is there
probability OF the viii being contested
J.-NO; father w,s ute sane when ne made his WILL |
He left everything to me-lBOston Courier
Professor Prtcnett OF st. Louis. says that the days
are getting longer "imperceptIby, however he adds,
the extension Oeing at the Of two seconds in
century, This sowup' the part OF the earth in its
daily rotation is caused by the lies, which act as rc
ton the earths and thus decrease the
earth's velocity. Two seconds in hundred years il not
much but in the impenetrabIe future their effect will be
felt"
tIs with feelings Of more tnan ordinary pride that we
hear that Mr.. Paddy Ryan 10 make his home IN b0s-
and that to have his own especial saloon Win
champion pugisis dealing out proniscuous drinke.
let nobody agau that Boston Is In danger OF losing
its reputation literary centre Boston Transcript
"sam" Jones and " sam" Small Intend to do some of
their peculiar REVEALING In Washington next fall 1t is
ex xpected that a number Of Congressnsn will at
take to the woods when they hoIr Of this.
There is too much discrimination in the Park Board
IN the way Of dumping.
A man in years clothes seated at table in
he reporters wrIlng IL costing him great
or apparently. for his tongue WAS sticking out about
our inches aud sloved the pen along II 1t wcro
Jlou gh. -
VINO that - whispered the city editor to one OF the
,oys who had been coaching the visitor
" Anarchist" replied the reporter with warning
shake of the head.
1.-The devil bow do you know r. gasped the city
EDITOR.
saw his writing Spells God with little g." and the
cporter slipped out " ashIgton Critic.