Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-05-02
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Chests at remote American hotels, con-
a,c,ed on the Yours-s psyin' plan, have
! joub, noticed, after weeks at the house,
1 heavy feeling in the pit Of the stomach.
frs, this is mistaken for mental gloom,
>, this is an erroneous disgnosrs. 1t Is
.astric gloon. 1t is induced BY the great
nd to, hand conflict bs.Ween the bomt-
-oof biscuit Of the hotel and eternal jus-
Ice.
Eternal Justice comes out on top. per
ssps, out she is in poor shape to tackle
q rexr one. These WadS OF gun cotton,
,sstsr paris and alum are met with at the
Ia where the craps is neVs- taken on
IS door. Death and basiug powder bis
80 % are synonymous terms. The old
& Iioued poet used 10 picture death IN the
Il n, moving down his millions with o
81 ,bs AID g wsppy jsEed snsth, but now
"A hard con ID not be more vigorous IN his
- gasge than 20 say:
Ds,rh ,aIei hotel biscuit at hin.
Aad be Slept
rhs.s maesdsuized rolls srs made now
a s 4 40 on the top I Couce, similar to
1< fan on an old isshionsl POCKET DOCK
~ hunting case biscuit is fouNd 10 De su-
90, 10 tho old style, which t,1uId De
t,sbsi With nail rhe present hosIl rOn
20, is the one We have IN our mids>-
/, nsds Of condemned -four that has beeh
80 on tie Indian reservations and
,..ssd over 10 the War Department. This
- With amalgam filing aud hre-proot
- makes q roll that will resist the &C
skt of acids OF toe grand jury.
Dc ho.el man IN a Western State show
"A - three sets Of false teeth that he had
-..,b, with thu sane biscuit in six weeks
rk.k the Legislature was IN session. de
,'3tb.t one nan came out Of the dining
,s,'b with a case knife in one hand and
~ nolrh in the other. De seemed eX'
cd sui tried 70 talk, but could not make
,',s,elg understood. He paid his bill and
~s.s sway. Pretty soon q waiter brought
b ose OF those lay figures us5d on the bill
n h as rolls, aud 10 Il they tolud q set
Il NnOs, new tee'o.
Ahot-l mans lite IS no, wholly desh'
a., ef j9y and suaigh', after ell.
5. rsL RoLLs. wasN PROPERLY FIRED.
n,ks 8 ine appearance as al ornamental
49, on an iron tsuce. They have won
3l.tal mowers OF endurance also People
wt6 hsvs died suddenly from eating the
k.s.l roll have. in several instances been
,,er,Ared. Waeu the ashes were carefully
,,iDsi the roll was found TO be intact.
Il no, ssy ;ha, the right OF way through
r.,...ion is no, paved with good intentions,
~ fbsi-vs rha, many Of our leading eiri-
-. bill be disappointed Wheu they get
49,. 10 fri the hotel roll on all the prin-
rs,,l s.-.srs. p'scidly resisting the wear
,1& t,sr Of centuries, as yell as the dlsas'
l...sS e.. = ;aa Low, not, malsrious
c|fk1s
r. r-Yi: 80 ;aa sad effects OF the
~ y ia rhas.lg career along the shmeu.
nv <anel e7a1log the cuspids, bl-cuspids
s.3 nols-s. iusuhing the su0 msxihary,
m,aagusl aud parot;d saiivary glands,
nis,1t lts oylrshoes on the Iimrd hTJla cpl
<. 49, to7ogsuninT dom the G4ophsgus
~ ASoifg with q dull and sickeoiug
~ ~, the walls OF the true stomach,
!. ate about tampering with lr
49, ID -, side our work for an
-. ~ "a -, no the presence OF
l4lf 4 w. ana pass - \ .o,,,9
ck At Gast.ic, whs; Wour> VIC 'ee
4 nen about m-Gion hsigl' win 3
i1,t4 expression "a liuls soured D, o!el
gzksl q anxiety IL las jlst reduced
lalr .uail cal Of c,k4 mads by bride, !
sd tklreIg exhausted he sinks down near
q. 1.frn door at tie fyD Of the via ESQ
r,lznI tor rest.
fh|1is o,4 man Has',ic the man who
,ssr 1ICched wteu ps aud psutsloon
S,E1s hsvs ben b-s'owed upon him
y, noF WIZ DOES h. q1si!2 Why does
1,s1@16 eE IL Is 0. paid extra for shud- |
iSs
hHhe ,t-a,hs ir,'.r! Of the baking
pcraef b'sca.'s wr1 murder aad alum il
Is bt>est
Wa snar! q age aud a Low, malici.
g. kp,Rle ia. make, every little gastric
.'aclseUri no and Try 10 sneak away into
- ds.edeDau.
p slArs OLD YR GASTRIC
z,2 he .sce and eyes, and the tourns,
saa, 1isils
te>i1 sars represent the appearance Of
EhneDt as viewed by Me. Gastric
- a1sl b have passed. DoRn in one cor
q .AoorA'o,y, with the death damp
'>H'e on his brown, lies the old man,
- Hs<'het everything u. picnic or lunch
1a'. ha' the broad Empire OF Hash.
p e'f't furnish, and vet never lowered
4n Iney are folded calmly now
20 ~ o,eas'. and the weary hands o.
s's+ clLe,tOc are fore yer al rest. All
', ~ The lCF moan OF the liver
~ ~ sill again.
P7lo'ic orI6c9 st nds the pride
roP0h'aa Biscuit Foundry. He
w. fnicalIy as be sits down on q cot
.. t'' cake to &c, bis breath
Is The oane Of our modern civil
u Il carving thousands down to
t fssa7ie realms OF death. Ii lie
't''sfln appearance. aud when it beams
e.F! n ~ slcea smile We are too apt
f 61t I-r us beware No man
q a ho'st biscuit ia his mouth to
PM hls o,air.
t4t son Sho wanted 10 become 9
aud eat these death balls
70 nm, Bly a hotel il you
r. 2'avli'd his name happen.
a-1-. an run it aud make
nav. h1ms that yol can 20
@'a. 10 not eat your own
n'S.3 q geek ago. in s Chicago
'3o. lNTn chimneys aud glass
~ HIS tsslh seemed pretty
A'd7i h,n hO# be preserved his
De ''Id hs did it By drawing
oaN1g powder rolls
BILL NYE.'
hliisd in 1i1e.
TE-Eta
40 had been out shooting,
oeen successful, rather than re-
: empty banded, stepped into
prchssed hare.
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