The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1886-03-11
In Llncoln's Pithy Style.

If brevity is the soul of wit the terse
and condensed style of expression COM
mon in the West may be said to carry
of the palm for wit. A better use to
which it may be put, however, is in
clothing great truths in a homely but
telling fashion which commands
attention and carries conviction. LIN
coin was q master of this form of
expression, and the pithy and apt
stories which are attributed to him are
apparently without number. The
facts which are stated in the following
extracts from letters from residents of
Wisconsin lose nothing because they
are put concisely:
''Atlophoros helped me greatly"
says Samuel M. Bear. of Cascade,
land probably were it not for
complications would have effected
q cure. I used five bottles and am
satisfied that the medicine is a good
one.'
A. H. Luchenback, the druggist in
Watterick's block, Oconto, says:
''Mr. George Mccartney told me to-
day that he had spent over five hun
dred dollars in medicines for the benefit
of his rheumatism, but that he had
never found anything which did him
any good until he tried bottle of Ath-
lophoros, which made a permanent
cure. 1t gives the best of satisfaction
and does all that is claimed for it,
From Beaver Dam the Rev. J. C.. Rim
der writes:
Il derived much benefit from Athlo-
phOr0s, but sometimes feel that I am
not entirely free from rheumatism.
''Athlophoros," Wallichs Il Dllts,
druggists, at AZ Main street, Fon du
Lac, say: "Seems to relieve recent at
tacks of rheumatism promptly and in
old chronic cases affords great relief.
A lady of this city who has been trOu-
bled with neuralgia most of the time for
several years purchased bottle of Ath.
lophoros at our store and has since in
formed US that she was entirely relieved
before she had used more than third
of q bottle of it,
T. H. Spence, 303 Main street, La
Crosse, a prominent chemist, and a
member of the Board of Pharmacy of
the State of Wisconsin says: Il have
recommended Athlophoros to my rheu-
matte customers with good results and
some special cases have found perman-
ent relief. In neuralgia it works like a
charm and consider it the best specific
on our Shelves
1--WE have had a large sale of Athlo-
phoros." Palmer and Stevens, of
GAINESVILLE, state, land better reports
from it than from any other medicine
we ever sold for rheumatism and
neuralgia. One party tried it for
neuralgia and not only received almost
instant relief from that, but was also
cured of rheumatic pain of long
standing in the knee. Another party
E. L. Dimmock, ESQ.,, has been
permanently cured of rheumatism by
the use of few bottles. We could
cite many more cases whore the
parties give the most flattering reports
of the benefit derived from its use.'
From the same city E. B. Heimstreet
writes:
"Athlophoros is giving the best of
satisfaction and its merits are now
recognized by many in this section.
l have the names Of number of peo-
pie in this county who have been
helped by it.
NEARLY every person who has pur-
chased Atlophoros at our drug store
pronOunces it as being beneficial to
him. says M. H. Pratt, of Mon
tellO.
you cannot Oil es Ai II OF your
receipt Of regular price-one dollar per bot
tie. We prefer that you buy it Of your
druggist, but if he hasn't it, do not be per
suaded to try something else, but order at
once from us, as directed. ATHLoPHoRos
Co., liz Wall Street, New York.