The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1886-09-11

Glad tidings. Relief and cure OF
throat and lung disease. Fontaine's Cure
is guaranteed to cure Il cold in II hours
sold by c. Il. Horn, Druggist.
eve will take what we need" is
the motto of the Chicago Socialists. A
local paper suggests that they begin by
king bath.
Asthma. Bronchitis. Consumption.
Fontaine's Cure relieves cold in Il
hours. Sold by G. T. Horn, Druggist.
A young lady is charged with having
said that, ifa cart-weeel has nine felloes,
it's pity if pretty girl like her can't
have one.
Shiloh's Vitiizer is what Won need for
constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness,
and all symptoms of dyspepsia. Price
10 and 10 cents per bottle. Sold by w.
f. Biery, IVeissport, and DIR. c. Horn,
LehightOn.
fare these soaps all of one scent?"
inquired woman of a saleslady at
notion store. "No, ma'am, ," shereplied,
they are all ten cents"
Catarrh cured, health and sweet
breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh
Remedy. Price 80 cents. Nasal injec-
tor free. Sold by DR.. c. r. Horn, Le-
highton, and w, +. Biery, iPelssport.
He who is slowest in making prom
ise is apt to be the most faithful in the
performance of it.
Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is
the remedy for you. Sold by Horn,
Lehighton, and BierY, Weissport.
-Life's real heroes and heroines are
those who bear their own burdens bravely
and give helping hand to those around
them.
For lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price % cts.
Sold by {. T. Horn and ". T. DierY,
1t is not enough to shed tears at the
missortuncs OF your fellow-creaturcs,
YOU must be able to smile at those which
befall yourself.
We know of no mode of treatment
which offers, to sufferers from chronic
diseases, more certain hope of cure than
that which is comprehended in the use
of Ayers Sarsaparilla. Foi purifying
and invigorating the blood, this prepar-
alton is unequaled.
-Hasty words often ranllle in the
wound which injury Inficts, and soft
words assuage it. Forgivng cures, and
forgetting takes away the scar.
Every day adds to the great amount Of
evidence rs 20 the curative powers OF
Hoods Sarsaparilla. Letters are con-
tmually being received from all sections
of the country, telling of benefits derived
from this great medicine. IL is umequall-
ed for general debility, and as blood
purifier, ,eXpciling every trace of scrOfula
or other impurity. Now is the lime TO
take it.. Made by c. l. Hood a Co.,
Lowell, Mass. Sold by all druggists,
-"Died of curiosity" was the verdict
OF coroner's jury. "Died of curiosity?"
incredulously exclaimed a bystander
Eyes, that fool! He wanted to see how
Red-headed Jimmie wouldact if he called
him liar. He fonnd out, poor fellow!
There's lots as died of curiosity"
Ladies! Those dull tired looks and
feelings speak yolumes DIR. Kilmer's S
Female Remedy couects all conditions,
restores vigor and vitality and brings
back youthful bloom and beauty.
Price 81 .OO.-G bottles $500.
When Brown opened the front door
one morning and found strange baby
in a basket on the front steps, he was
heard to remark: "Some men are born
have babies thrust upon them"
The price of real estate was under
discussion at the club, when one gentle
man remal ked "Jones, old boy, / know
where you can buy the incest ,tile home
splendid cottage, grand mutt trees,
and all that-fOr a song. Just my
luck, said Jones, IL can tsing note.