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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

ROUGH ON PAIS."-Linuid.
.Rough on Pain" Liquid. &c. Quick cure. Neu-
rag.a. rheumat m, aches pa ms, sDralns, headache.
cramps collie. "Rough on Pa n" Plaster 15c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

SCRATCHES.-J. IT. Shaffer, Madi.
son, Wis, says: 81 cured horse OF the worst
case of scratches that ever saw, with Vefer.
mary CarbOlisalve. Is and SOC. at
DRUGGISTS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. 25c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

SAUCE the test. Do not buy any lint.
Ht4tion In rlaco of II.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

For sick and nervous headaches, constipa-
ton, and liver troubles, take Ayers Pills.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

Ex-senator Maclay, Of San Fernandino,
Cal, has given S200, 600 TO found Methodist
Episcopal seminary in that town.
The last distinct words spoken by Robert
Toombs were turning to a relative): LEND
me one hundred dollars"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14

trough On CATARRH"
rrects offensive odors sc once. Complete cure Of
orst chronic cases; also uneQualed as garge for
pthcra a, sore throat foul rea h, sc,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14
IMPERIAL EGG FOOD,


Will Make your Hens Lay.
Sold by Druggists, Feed and Seedsmen and Grocers
Packages mailed for so cents and 81. Six ID
Boxes, s2 10 Boxes, S. 25lb Kegs SOS BY express
Freight Co. WHOLESALE Agents: II. W. Robin
Son, N. Y, J. C. Long. Ir, N, Y; Benson Maule
& Co., Phla.; Parker Wood, Boston; @, N. Crittcn
McCuloughs Sons, Cin o. Geo. A. Kelly Co. Pitts
Rneam CO. psn Seed Colorado; Geo D. Wick:op
Co, San Francisco, Cal. T. W. Wood, Richmond, Va
II. C.STURTEVANT, Proprietor, Hartford, Conn.
- Manufactured Of an Poultry Supplies.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1886-01-14
Hoods SarsapariIIa

FIVE dollar. saved yearly in boos and shcoi ty
using Lyons Heel stllrener1; cost ON . cents.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
pOLICEMAN'S VIEWS.


Mrs. NJ. NJ. Prince, living at 3S
West Fair ST., Atlanta, Ga, has
been troubled for several months
with an ugly form Of ca,arrh, attend.
ed with a copious and offensive dis
charge from both nostrils.
Her system became SO affected and
reduced that she was confined to
bed at my house for some time, and
received the attention: of, three ply
%sicians, aud used a dozen bottles Of
an extensively advertised blood
remedy, all without the least benefit.
She finally commenced the use of
B. B. b. with a decided improve
ment at once, and when ten bottles
had been used, she was entirely
cured of all symptoms of catarrh.
1t gave her an appetite. and in
creased her strength rapidly, and /
cheerfully recommend it as a quick
and cheap tonic and Blood Purifier.
wv. GLoEB, Policeman.
AtlantayJ January 10, 1885.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
POISON OAK.

Last Sunday, while at Mr.. t. I.
Hudson's, the great hay and carp
man, who is perhaps better known
than any farmer III the State, we no
tlced that his son, Dewitt, seemed
to be SHINING off at the hands. Mr..
IL. called the little fellow to him
and showed us how the skin, even
on the palms OF his hands, was com.
ing OFT i'll flakes and a new skin ap-
gearing underneath. He explained
that several years ago the chlld was
badly poisoned with poison oak, aud
every spring he broke out aud sui
tered greatly. He had applied every
known remedy to relieve the sui
ierer, and employed physicians to
attend him, but with no avail. "In
fact Mr.. Hudson continued, "it
seemed like TO so in sight of a
poison oak vine would cause the
eruptions TO break ont atresh. After
trying everything else, | read in the
Banner-W atchman so much abou,
the ). 5 ). blood medicine that |
determined TO try that also, but
must confess that | had but little
hope il II. But, as you see, it's sue.
cess has been wonderful. 1t has
driven every particle of the poison
from my chIld's system, and is now
putting a new skin on him. He is
thoroughly cured, and the S. S. S.
did the good work. | believe /,
will drive out any kind of poison
from the blood, and It's effect on De.
Witt proves it. There are a grea,
many sufferers from poison oak in
the country, and to such | can know.
lngly recommend this great medi
cine. 1t not only effects a certain
cure, but seems TO put fresh lite into
one
This is only n OF the numerou.
endorsements of ). ). :. that ha,
reached US, and we publish it as in
formation TO those who are s~ufierinl
with poison in their system, i, mai
Iers not from what source 1t comes
This discovery In regard to curing
the effects OF poison oak is OF grea
importance, as II gives a certain rem
edy Tor 3 most common and agra
waiting affection, for which no Ter
manent relief had ever been known
The ). ). ). is certainly the king o
blood madeline api IL n, Io.
As it Is solvent tor the eradication @
impure blood from the svs,em.-
itheas Banner. Wdtchnnan, ipri
30th.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed tree.
The Swift Specific Co, Drawer 3
Atlanta, Ga. New York, l57 W
Esd Street.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
AN OLD CITIZEN SPEAKS.

Mr.. j. NJ. Norris, an old resident
OF Rome, Ga, says that be had been
badly troubled with Kidney Com
plalut tor 3 great many years and
with Eczema for three years at
times could scarcely walk and had
tried many remedies without benefit,
until he began taking Electric Bit
tiers and %anointing bis hands and feet
With Bucklen's Arnica Salve. This
treatment afforded him great relief
and he strongly recommends Eiec-
trio Bltters TO all who suffer with
Kidney Complaints, or need a Blood
Hr'her. Sold BY all druggists.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
can now be authori,atively

1t can now be authori,atively
stated that Mr.. A. G. Sedgewick, of
New York, goes to Paso Del Norte
and chihuahua by request OF Mr..
Bayard, Secretary of State, and in
connection with the Cutting case.
The mission ia in no sense OF a
diplomatic nature, but simply to &C.
cure for the Department full infor.'
NATION in regard to the case. Re
cords OF Mexican courts are not pub
lished like those OF this country, and
the usual diplomatic channels
through which they would naturally
be sought are slow, owing to the
distance between the cen OF the
trial and the Capital. Gen. Sedge-
wick, in addition to securing the re.
cords, will look up all the facts III
the case and study it's legal features,
reporting fully and early to the Sec.
rotary. No further steps are con-
templated by the Department until
his report. His journey may be ex-
tended to the City OF Mexico
Washington Press Dispatch.
The Senate having confirmed
the nomination of Fitz John Porter
TO be a Colonel OF the army on the
retired list, the Secretary OF Wa
has issued the following order "B.
direction of the President, Filz Jobr
Porter having been appointed colo
mel in the army under the provision
OF all &C, OF Congress approved JnI.
|, 1885, is hereby placed on the re
tired liSt of the army in that grade
as of this date, in pursuance Of tn,
authority conferred by said act, am
at his own request"
On Tuesday, August lou
the Republican State Executlv
; Committee net in Raleigh and de
cided no, to call a State Convention
: On the 18th inst. a number OF prom
inent Republicans issued a call for
Mass Convention to be held in ia
eigh on September 22d. They PR
pose to elect a new committee.
a The State Department {
. Washington has received inform
u ton OF the death Of Moses "A. IIo)
t kins the colored Minister to Llberi
d He was a resident of Franklinton,
this State, when appointed by Pres
: dent Cleveland. He is said to ha,
l. been a very intelligent and worth
n colored man.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
TCRNIP SEED FOR SALE.

DR.. Pride Jones. Clerk Of the Saperi-
or Count OF Orange County. says: jess
Rufin. who vi. tsaine-l hy the hale
Judge Rntfin a a gardener. aud who /
particularly expert In >ayin. gart"i'
and other seeds. offers Tor sale -t-.-l 81
the hite Norfolk Globe. seven i"li
anu hue Tnp Or Blue Skin lufn'f-'
The seed all saved BY himself anu fi''Ih
selected root>. take pleasure III r.
commenting his seesl."
| have also ou hand a line i1 o.
Aberdeen Puruip Seal.
can be foumi ut my home ole Dii'
East of Hiilsborp on the Durham road
or-all orders addressed I" me AT IiiitI
boro will receive prompt attention."
Respectfully,
.lE>~F REFFtE.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
BLOOD AND MONEY.

The blood of man has much TO 90
in shaping his actions during bis P'i'
grimage through this troublesome
world, regardless of the amount OF
present or expectant money in peck
ct or stored away in bank. |, is q
conceded fact that we appear as our
blood makes osr and the pu1es, the
blood, the happier, healtbier, pref
tier and wiser we are5 hence the
oft repeated interrogatory, "1ow IS
your blood 7" With pure streams
of life-gi~ing fluid coursing through
our veins, bounding through our
hearts and ploughing through our
physical frames, our morals becouie
better, III constitution stronger, our
intellectual faculties more acute and
grauder, ana men, women and chill
dren happier, healthier and more
lovely. -:
The unprecedented demand, the
unparalleled curative powers, and
the unnislakah:e proof from those
OF ahlmpeachabia character and 10.
tegr,ty, poio, with an uperring finger
to b. 3. B.-Botanie Hood Balm ::
as far the best, the cheapest, .be
quickest ana the grandest and most
powerful blood remedy ever before
known to mortal man, in, the relief
and positive cure. Of S~crotula, Rheu:
matlsm, Skin diseases, all 1aints o.
blood poison, Kidney complaints
old ulcers and sores, cancors, ca
,arrh, etc.
B. B. B. is only about three year,
old-a baby IN age, a giau, in powe.
but no remedy in" A,nerics cal
make or ever has made such a won
!, derful showing in its magical pow
ers in curing and entirely graduating
the above complaints. and giganti
: sales III the face OF trenz,ed opposi
: ton aud would be moneyed monol
olists.
Letters from all points where il
troduced are. pouring 10 upon u
speaking in its loudest praise. Som
say they receive lore bene6, fro.
one bottle OF B. b. B. than the
have from twenty, thirty and fit
e and even one hundred bottles Of
$ boasted decoction Of inert and no
Is medicinal. roots and branches
d common forest trees. We hold It
proot in black and white, and Y
% also hold the tort.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

}. j. Atkins, Chief of Police,
Knoxville, Tenn, writes My fam
lily aud | are beneticiarles OF your
most excellent medicine, DR.. Kings
New Discovery Tor Consumption A.;
having found it To be all tha, you
cla'm tor II, desire to testify 10 it's
virtue. My friends 10 whom | have
recommended IT, praise It a, every
opportunity" DR.. Kings New DIS.
covery tor Consumption is guaran-
,eed Ia cure Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis, Group and every aztec.
ton Of Throat, Chest and Lungs.
Trial Bottles Free at all druggists.
Large SIZE 800.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

MIR. J. A. Boni,z is again the
sole proprietor Of the Goldsboro
Messenger, one OF the best papers in
Che South.
At Clinton, August 18th. on
the 345lh ballot, Maj. Charles w.
McClammy was nominated for Con
gress from the Ord district in place
Of Col. w. J. Green.
Hon. A. NJ. Kelley has been
appointed one of the judges Of the
international Egyptian commission
at Cairo, Egypt, with a salary OF
$4,000, vice Judge Batchelder, re
signed.
-Four OF the North Carolina
Representatives-Bennett, Skinner,
Green and Cox-have failed OF a ie
nomination. In the FIRST district,
Louis G. Latham, Esq as3nomina
ted over Hon. Thomas G.. Skinner.
President and Mrs. Cleve
land, accompanied by Mrs. Folsom,
and. Col. and Mrs. Lamont, left
Washington last Monday for the
Adir ondack mountains, where they
will spend a vacation of severa'
weeks.
-Presldent Cleveland has ap
pointed Hon. Daniel Magone,
prominent lawyer Of Ogdensbnrg, to
succeed Mr.. Hedden as Collector o
the port of New York. We ar,
glad TO learn that Mr.. Magone is +;
:. good democrat.
Hon. John Goode, of Vir
ginia, has been appointed by Presi
dent Cle>e'and, special counsel OF
the part of the United States, in III,
suit instituted at Columbus, Ohio, t,
test the validity of the patent gran,
ed the Bell Telephone Company.
THE Democratic State Cor
veu,ion will meet in Raleigh mex
"Wednesday, August 25,h. Arrange
Iaents have been made with tn
Il railrdads of the State to sch retur
tickets at reduced rates TO and trot
the convention, TO be good for tn
week.
Capt. w. W. Carraway-"I
Il. Walker"-has been appointed
postofhce Inspector, and has been a
signed to duty at Chicago, IIlinoi
This gentleman will be remembers
as the popular correspondent an
%trar";lng agent OF the Raleigh Nee
and Observer.
The application of James Nj
Ter for babeas corpus argued befol
Judge Conner at this place on Fl
day, Aug. 18th, was Withdrawn, an
on Saturday, at Raleigh, applicable
was made 10 Justice Merrimon. II
Justice decided against Miller al
he was sent back to jail.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
NR. ID. G.
.EDAR GROVE
MALE y

Sessions open the Second Monday in
January and July Of each year. Terms
per Session of five months: English
Course. fl2.59 10 $500
Classical Course. *25.
Music with uee of Instrument, $3.50.
Board per. month. $500
Address B. c. PATTON. Principal.
Cedar Grove. Orange Co.. y. G.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
d. WEBSTER,
DENTIST.
HFLLSBORO, n. G.

Office in the large room OF the Berry
bnildinS formerly occupied by Dr.sD
A. Robertson. ALI kinds Of dental
work promptly attended TO. Charsr-
moderate.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

The Office OF Deputy Collector for
Durham county has been abolished.
This position was filled by Captain
w. X. Parrish.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

The celebrated pianist, List, died
in Germany the other day. He was
a Hungarian by birth.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

CEND FOR SAMPLE COPIES.
THEY COST NOTHING.
The News md Oh4er.
yer, Raletxh. n. &.
The l'rgest. best and cheapest paper
published In the State. Teleyraphie
accounts of all interesting vent> from
every part OF the world.
Full Market Reports. 4 paper for
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gets better every year.
Send yoi,r name. POstoffice address
and $500 for one e a f; *l.W tor 6
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Every North Carolinian should take
It. The Invest, most progressive paper
in the State.
THE WEEKLY NEWS-OBSERVER,
Raleigh. y. T..
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
VALUABLE LAND FOR SALE.

The undersigned has about one hum
drel and fifteen acres OF valuable land
that he will sell cheap. A portion Of
the land is we'll adapted to grain and
clover. and balance is zine tobacco land.
About ~ acres of the land il fresh
cleared. All necessary buildings for
farming purposes young orchard with
some - trees OF best varieties. The
land is we'll waterei.
For fulf particulars. address
K. e.. IIIII.
IIillsbOro. y. G..
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

Peas were brought from the East
by the Romans.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21
a BOOK OF WONDERS, FREE.

All who desire full information
about the cause and cure of Blood
Poisons, Scrotula and Scrof1fous
SweIIings, Ulcers, Sores, Rheuma-
ism, Kidney Complaints, Catarrh,
ETC., a secure by mail, free. a copy
of IA 80 page Illustrated Book of
Wonders, filled with the most won.
deIfui and startling proof ever be-
tore known. Address.
BLOOD BALM CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.
81 B. 3. B.. for sale in Hillsboro
by w. A. Hayes, Druggist.
JSo. W. GRAHAM. THos. RUrrIs.
rRAHAM & RUFFIN,
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

ATTORNEYs-AT-LAw,
H~ILLSBOBO. y. C.
Practices in the Counties of Ala
nance. Caswell, Durham. Guiltord.
Rockingham, Person and Orange.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1886-08-21

MIR. j. A. Boni,z is again the
sole proprietor OF the Goldsboro
Messenger, II OF the best papers in
Che South.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-05
ONE KIND or READING.


And how few persons who devote but an hour or
half hour day to reading and study take due Thought
they make the most OF their lte leisure
They read in desultoIy whatever comes 10 hand,
and think if they had time for books they would
soon become much better informed But the hall hour
day if used in the wisest manner would make vast diff
ference in ones mental growth the months and years
glide by.
An incident that well illustrates this.
pretty maiden-hair fern. growing in nowerpOt, was
a GIRL hOpeessy Ill with spinal disease
Ii proved thing of beauty and of ineXhaustbe interest,"
as the delicate graceful frOnds up, by one. and
slowly uncurleG. There little pot beside the fern
and under its spreading frOnds in which grew an aloe
By-and- sick girl noticed in the little pot some my
ferns inch high. quite unlike the maiden hair
Whenc came they Her interest was aroused She was
no bOtanis she wanted 10 learn something about
ferns could her eyes for reading but five minutes
Mt "A time and than twice day a BOOK on terms
and another. and another Friends, know
ing her ferns brought them To her fresh and
from the woods sent her pressed specimens OF
rare varieties gathered i'll distant lands Sometimes
visitor would her from of her precious books
but only for four five minutes. II cannot remember
more at a time" she would say land you have read
enough for 10 think about for long time"
II is years since the maiden hair fern was
given To her and she has become authority 10 the
species and culture of ferns and is enthusiast In
gard them. 1t is true that she has become educated In
one direction only. and is not particularly wellnorned
other respects. But is IL great gain that she
should her ferns and their wonderful method
OF reproduction awakening her listeners interest and
teaching them many things worth remembering rather
than dwell chiefly her pains and pryations 10
many years since she able TO step out Of doors but
you with her you do not think OF her as an In
valid so interested and interesting Is she.
The growth of crypt0gamOus plants would not be mat
ter of absorbing all persons but the habit OF
reading thoughtfully and carefully what we read ana
of retaining 1t in memory, is great factor OF mental
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-05
GETTING RID or IA r.


e-An,eye witness drs sries apparatus recently con
sfruced for tue ami OF Professors Schwop
ipger Oertsl aud EDs1ln la the following humorous
way: Imagine to yourself gentleman OF aldcrmanlc
rotludy standing la sort OF tire tdmill, and hard AZ
work tying to mount an imaginary staircase without
getting the first stop inasnuch As the upper
constantly reccding under his weight Ihis
exercise may strengthen nls lungs and even make nim
would 10 half accomplished II the builder OF this
gymnastc machine had not sl.o In addition 10 this sim
ulated mountain Ascension taken to provide for
corresponding change OF rho physical exert0u OF
ascending tho continuously descending steps the
which inhsle tho outer air and blow II full In mis- faoo
Instead OF the common street air. however tho victim
can DO to nhae air improenaed with extract
OF pine other forest troes aud thereby pro-
curing him. within tue walls OF the city, tho illusion OF
nlhng his lungs with the inv gOratiug air OF high
tnins Besides all this the steps are constructed
10 be placed perpoDdcuary desired In imitation
OF n steep mountain bon pyyd0cI "
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-05

ERIE RAILWAY, now known as the NEW
IL YORK. LAKE ERIE AND WESTERN RAILROAD.
Through trains leave 23t and stations At Same
hour, local leave 23dst Station fifteen minutes
earlier than from Chambers-st 49,. A.,
ga m.DaIly except snndays Day Express Bnnet DRAW
ing room Coaches to Binghanton Eimr@ Horneisviiie
Buffalo Sleeping Coaches Hornesville To cincinnati. an
6p mDay Chicago and ST. louis so lme ccao. SOHO
Meadvile Cleveland Cincinnati. Chicago. and 81 Loua
Daiiy Niagara and ontario Limited" Rochester.
Buffalo Suspension Bridge nd Toronto The only Pullman
coach route between New York and Toronto - s,...
Coaches to Binghamton Emra Buffalo Niagara Falls Gin
Rutherord and iassaic 4:45 5:45 72o 7:5o 9so 1920
a. M 1900 noon l45, 800 $50 4i0 5;io $50 800 6l0.
$50 7l5. TAO 500 1920 ~. 100 nidnight. sundays
545 $50 I020a lao 4:l6 $3.50. 7:45 800 1910 pm.
pai 1;HS WE ?o 100 $50 lC2o 1891 g. noG9 s
745 500 $50 1920 p 1900 midnight. sundays $40,
$40 1920 mp las. AIS. $50 7:45. soo 1890 p m'
newark and Paterson via Newark. $50 500 $50 1900
ll;3Oa m 200. 800 $50 420 400 52O $3.50. $40 I59
Sundays 9:I5 a. M. 800 500. 500 D. M. 40 a.,
sqs5n 1SO sSo 1893 1899 and 800
Sundays 5:45. $780, lO2Oa IN. l15 il5 oSo s'oo Lo'o
war%ics '4 300 io2o a. ~ 40 p IN SUNDAYS 745a
Monticello 900 m. $3.50 y. m. ~ o .ao -.
NewDurg Cornwall 1850. 900 a. M 80 400 $780, and
500 d. m sundays $50 and GOO p ~ ,o
MONTGOMERY ROndOut and Kingston 4:43 sOJa No. o'oo
i o nnsnmore 90 a. m $3.50 D. m except sundays
Goshan AZ 5I5 $50 600 1920 $780, $50 80 900
500 D. IN sundays 545. $3.50. lO;20 u H., ooo o''V
MidSIeto%n i45 6:45 1850 300 NJ $780, 49, 900.
7:45 500 IN. sundays 545. $780, lO2Oa w. o1o SOU.
Port Jervs 4:4j $50. 800 lO2O H. $50 400 900 soo
$50 D. IN sundays $50. 1920 600 $50 500 D. "
Tickets passage ana apartments ID DrawnE Room Sa
Sleeping lie obtane and orders ior The
transfer Of baggage may Ge e at te company i
Fulton.st. Brooklyn. at the Companys Depots
Express the West arrive ID Newly ork AZ -o
H00' iJ Join r. ABBoTT. GenI gent. New.York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-05
UyoLg SAuBtRsLY cor THERE.

The drummer will have his little joke Sometimes II Ia
bad one. fat fellow, who sells groceries along the
line of the Northwestern sat In seat In the
and between whfs at Wisconsin mosquito killer, in
CURED:
Say can any OF you fellows tell me what was the
longest journey ever made in this country I"
No one could tell him.
WELL" he said, the longest journey heard OF
was that which man named Sam-Uncle Sam, think
he was caled-took from Washington to Cleveland He
about ninety six years In making the trip"
Ninety six years.. they all exclaimed In one breath.
Yes ninety.six years. And he came burned near not
getting there then"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-05
7 ERICH VALLEY RAILROAD.

AssENGER TRAINS leave foot OF Cortlandt or Des-
brOsses follows:
la M Tor Catasauqua and intermediate points.
a. m Lyons. Elmira Rochester, Buffalo and
the West principal local points. Char car TO wilkes
barre.
D. m for TunkhannOck and intermediate points Char
to IunkhannOck. Connection Reading and Harrisburg
34O p. PittstOn and principal Intermediate points
PlttstOn.
$40 D. IN Tor Copay and intermediate points Connection
10 Reading and Harrisburg. Char ear 10 COplay
D. IN. for Geneva Lyons Emlra. Rochester, Buffalo, and
the West. Pullman sleeper TO Lyons
d. m. and intermediate points.
Trains leaving aud 34O m. connect for
all points II MahanOy and HaZleton coal Regions.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
g A. H. for Mauch Chunk, HazetOn and intermediate
points.
8 40 D.. m. for Coplay and intermediate points
Z d. Geneva Lyons ElmIa, Rochester, Buffalo and
the Vest. Pullman sleeper TO Lyons