New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-03-01
THE Talk OFIHE Day.

That Great Psvchic philosopher of this city, George
francis Train Las been a d0scopinE" the enterprs'
ing city OF Tacoma FOR tn weekly LcdJI, Of Tacoma
The itor is one o: those people who know when they
have good thing for h. zed the fact that Mr
Trains uterauces were TO r found to be dl5hcd up
with the ordinary of the dag. and 50 lie issued
supplement for them.
An American hospital for American residents Las long
been needed IN tac 10y OK and AT last hopeful
EFFORT to build is benz made. NJ simon Lara, a
native OF this city, has gwen the ground aad hluiSon9
cash pt0n which, together with other suJ.cr.r-
tloa, Will give an available iuaI of nearly $4,000 for
the bull ling The American coloDy in The City OF Mex
leo Is not wealthy bIt great the desire 10 have an
American ho nl that tlo re idcats aro really to con-
tlbute even than they can afJrt NE Ic1 Repre-
lies appeals people OF the United states to aii
them IN their praisewOrthy eIi)rt.
Father You and Kate Carer have come to an under
STANDING, have goa, ErelF
Fa,her-.,ealsl 1t with a kss-eh, my boy"
Ted-"No, sir; with wax she rFOe AerIeiGsA' III
Bits.
Now that the Rev. Chauncey c. Williams. OF Aug 'sta
Ga has declined the bIshOgrc OF EdstJn. Penn, II IS
not likely that any further action viii be taken by the
diocese until meeting Of tho annual diocesan coITen
ton jane >.
Overheard ut q Philadelphia wedding as the bridal
party passed up the aisle:
INV. my dear. the bridesmaids look Ike many
American gs with tIoe blue feathers IN theF EAr ana
those bdnches OF JACKS. D., -,
$50 they DO bui that's quite proper; they typty tho
,o,i)a you sec."-iIo Topics
Kansas city seems to be torn mp over the question
whether or not it going 70 be really great city III;
Joq however tells the people to brace up as great
ness the manifest e,tny OF the city This ought 20
roAssure Kansas Cityans to the vile word they
have coined out there.
Miss Coldcash 10 her partner, who has visited rho
winrrOOm too often NJ Snukus, you are not uauc1S
Mr. snIikias : What. thonl
iii. 4 Ito
'''' -ICLicagO Rambler
It seems that god has been discovered in Patagonia
Now that investigating committees getting TO be 50
dirty particular. NewYork politicians who don't wan.
to say anything might 20 down to Patagonia they
could pick up psny OF boJIo In the raw state and no
questions would DO asked
Colonel Pat" DOMAIN has been visiting Washington
aud dis ysted with the way things are going there
lie found champagne more common than cider anu Ter
rapin treated as y II 1t were pork aad
beans. al tell you" eNca.mS the Pri lie OF DAKOTA, TX
pace is kept up Washington rs it has been, Il VIII
be short when the capital Of America VIII be In
a great danger from the Lorts wrath as were sodom
and Gomorgah. To me there seems greater danger to
the stability OF Government in the wild aud reckless
dissipation now rampant Washington than III any
other evil that threatens never want 10 60 10
Washington again as long as i've
Little Galley, whose ta,hers Just dead. has set up ia
great state for himself ana Is airing hiS new L"s'l
salt on the avenue wAcu u heIgbr acco'tS MN :;
Please sir, help poor man TO nights lod-lnS'
Not u day, my man, nos to-day .,.-..
"shclp me, sir; haven't slept on BEL tA!s Ten
days" ..,
- An sir You would wOu,dIt say that II we was at
bonc, sir. But somehow you Easllsh EcAt' ~heL yo1
gets To New-IOIk. has no art Tor poor eh'p 'h"' -
ptw dAyyil. HcAh" ..-
ewes him - bill and goes the c.lb % treat NM
self to a small bottle Town Iop!cs'
The Toronto Gi)bc says that Gladstone is the most popu
lar name that could be mentioned in any Canadian rs
ssly and that II he were visit Canada his reception
wouId il posslble exceed In coraty thar given 10 hs
Onecn herself 1t Will probably, however, take moro
than this to lure Mr.. Gladstone 10 Canada.
bookseller C;o clerk; See Acre, James, yoay, aver
q spd te THE Nc tcrn salon IN oar lst OF ne" "ooN"
Crrk-Well that your Orter. SIR.
BolK,eliclE ics, bdt that no way 10 >pn StlpoI'
tyn o. James. see IL it can't he corrected
The same discerning foreisu had also learned tnas
"rrsfIe " wa, moro elegant ,hln 1.-Two; 50 when LIS
host offered Inn meat he declined IT, saying courteoUSy
o." Tanks. tanks. reside exclusively on vegetable
An Alabama planter. in the drst days atter the war
when there but few GlnnOdses that had 'Scaiea
the flames OF the conqUcror. ordered his foreman
freedman to take his cotton To certain planter WIZ
would Gin il for = toll OF onc-eilA AsAori t'me aiier
| the darkey came to him trumpAantly waving MS o'a
r.rged nat exclaim.ns: done get 'ec cotton gnnea
cheaper n eight. massa NA'sa Wbippe, lie done sh
! II for on'y one tourt'! Yah! yah! yaA!'
According TO a letter from London, NJ \ recent soeA
event there, Canon Farrar. VINO was one OF the 10Y
was asked now he found America as country 70 ,ya
IT, Excellent" he Re piled. " can scarcely t0eeNo
now il could be improved IN any way. Inc 49, w.
classes there really 50 civil and attsnjNe .n' 0N'
! could almost do without valet. IoWh ropes
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