Telegram-herald., 1886-09-21


GRAND RAPIDS. TUESDAY, SEPT. Il
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LAST WEEKS CIRCULATION.
DAILY Average ............. 5.6t2
Il vas . FAIR day yesterday, II ws may
bs indalgsd ID Z chestnut
The ghost OF ZAca CHASDLER seems
- Be tip toeiDg around this state.
General BKADK promises 70 confess
znd mueh nay Do expected that viii be
very hGmlhzti8g the other fellows IN
the deal
The absence q seismic disturbances
IL this section Is tolersbly veil Supplied
b. the shaky feelings OF soms OF the po-
htlcal candidates.
The lively way IN which Kaiser VIII
HEIN iamps into sud out OF ms death
bsd svinees degree Of agility seldom
seen ia one o. bis age.
The last ) AT IELEGaAM- HERALD
Wa one Of the largest OF the Sanda, ed
ir0us yet printed. The Sunday paper is
grCsiug more AnI more popular.
Mrs. frank LESLIE complains thar she
elves q mans life wlthous mans et Joy
msn,s." The Philadelphia Times thinks
that sue ought to learn to smoke.
The BAaLzY ioe-wAter fountain will be
ready FOR use IN Detroit about the middle
OF November. Charming; the blue noses
down there VIII BE- IL their element this
Winter.
Every body should go 10 the fair at
loass one day this week. Grand Rapids
sboaid feel a PRIDE IN this annual West
Micaigsa exhibit and make It yearly the
Valley City's exposition.
k0LLIS SQUIKz zoing on the plat
form, it Is said To lecture on What
knOs about GOshsm's politics and poll
ticians." The poor puolic deserves bet
ter treatment than to hear anything more
from SoUIRz
Professor CHEvKEUL, OF Paris, set a
very good sx2m2.s he other day by tast-
inx shAmpsz1s for the frss time IN his
lie on bis one hundrsdth birthday, but
is would have bsen better II he had
waited ,os his two handredth sLniyer-
sary.
since +. II. HosroRD has taken his
ssat IN the political EDITORS room Of the
Dstrois Free Press The suecdOts business
bss dropped out IL HOsFoRD would
only take shiFl at Bradd-r GARpISzRr
and @De Lime Kiln Club, suffsriog hu-
ma0sty might prepare Tor the Winter
with lighter hearts.
The Mag tower has beaten the Gsla.es
The May Is Americas best sloop
yachs, bar the British Oost is not the
Hsstesf Of hsr nationality. The Irex
- fsstsr than ths Gslstea and not until
the Yankee sloop has beaten toe best
szeer on English wsters vill va ba quite
satisfied Eith our victory. Let as see
TIE Msyti0wsr dzhs Il cut with The Irex
At The Jefferson county FAIR at Water
town. Nsw YORK. ths other day. young
coUpie ssrs married upon a platform IN
'front.' - a crowd II tsD thousand people.
Ex-Coogressmsn RoswRLL + FLowER
vas among tae drst 70 mount tbe plat
'osm sna ksss The bride after the cere-
nony. RoswsLL Is not a dovsr shat vas
born &c blast uaseen-
oar nev Cify Han s badly IN need q I
root prntectlnn from ths Fall rams Il 1
has been noticed thar portion q tie I
east va - vt fhroaxh from the water I
coliected n ne uppsr part daring the 4
heavy rsin of Saturday night sud Sunday 4
moraiog. Ehich has saturated the brick 4
and stone. Tbs eondIsiou durng the
sev~r- frosts IN Winter ~osld resuit IN
great iamsge a. ths perms0ency q tie
ssrasture.
Ns hsvs been stasiying 0vsr shs De-
troit F-ss Press -srsonn II SUNDAY rep
resentiux an impossible nan called pub
lic epiIiion. iosinx an impossible By
esiiesi ~ Ersafrg News ~ish bottles
lsDied -tunkam pr-.iicticu.- and -ssiss
rspoyts, sud ssstiflsi 'tsr,esi to swsilo~
its own ne,i,eine. md ~ cousess 10 -
Hasbie n So sng poins ia sbe thing
f'ose the F'-ss Frsss ulsan shsf she pub-
iic Il ses1oz ia Nssrs With sslse reports
Ssui en- 7onr issxrsm.
e = -spuytel t6sf ou srru1nt u tae
're4nent iri1ries 3cne hy wiid snis-sls
- theif trsiners. the F-en b Ciovernnleuf
srupos-s r. su&rf ssriazeut as govern
inz neoazpri~s. rhis rsnin.is as thes
p FsrzEx HkssxzD sha Fssion csnsli-
lafe t,r Ccnzr~ss IN she Thfrd Isstrscs
IA thiz STATE 1issie = rpDutzthsa ~ -
ss@se Eesssiatur- 81 p0opeane hsv
zs~erasnz seaaseree ssrasee. ss1d tle
- ffs ~rasi@rfti 49, ne @F.t- ncn-
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