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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
DOINGS OF THE DEPUTIES.
4 Raid on the Thriving Town OF
Pa guiteh.
Editor of The HERALD: a

Editor OF The HERALD: q
This morning, in the dusky twilight
could be seen an array of horses around
the residence of President ]. w. Crosby.
As might be supposed, they were
deputy msrshals searching his premises.
Investigation revealed the fact that
there were five of them, piloted by the
noted Joseph Woods. generally styled
Joe Wood. the notorious" Finding he
could not fare well on the l;berality of
the people of Psnguitch. he removed to
more favorable quarters. after having
sworn vengeance on this place. His
satisfactory revenge now lies in assist
ing the deputies.
As he is thoroughly conversant with
every Indian trail in this section OF
country he led the dignitaries of the
law over q difficult trail leading from
Bear Valley TO Panguitch, in order that
he might more completely surprise the
fugiiivss. Nothing occurred to disturb
the stiffness OF the midnight ride, save
the lonesome howl of some Starving
coyote, now and then coupled with
JOe's merry laugh of how they would
nab" the good Saints of Panguitch, IN
til they neared our little town. Here a
shepherds dogs commenced a furious
barking; and the shepherd, thinking
some proving beasts Of prey had come
to disturb his flock. set mp such a veil
as none but sheep herders can.
"D-ned if they haint got a
man stationed at this town,
too" said Thompson, their leader;
hurry up, boys. We might get
there in time yet" With this they
Numbered off at break-neck speed, and
shortly arrived at President Crosby's
residence, where they stationed men to
guard the outside, while others searched
the inside of the house.
Not succeeding in the object of their
quest at this place. they hurried TO the
residence of Sarah Jacobs, the alleged
second wife Of President Crosby; and
herr. brave Thompson. with revolver in
hand, did subpoena tie lady of the
house 70 appear n Beaver on the 18th
instant.
Their next searching place was the
residence of Bishop Hyrum Church,
which resulted in nothing more than
the grateful privilege of warming their
benumbed hands and feet.
With a detected look they now
rode out Of town, having taken a very
long ride without gaining comparatively
anything.
Well they might think:
Who would be a deputy.
To groan and sweat under weary rides,
But that the dread of starvation II dis
charged
That terrible discharge that leads TO the
Wrecked life from which deputies spring
Puzzles the will.
And makes us rather bear the ills we have
Than 20 fly 10 Others we know not Of
J.C.
PASGUTTcH, November 7th. 1886.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17

Hedberg &IFernstrom.
We are making up fashionable suits
a. prices which defy competition. Call
and see our new line Of imported clothes
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syrup OF FtkS,

Manufactured by the California Fl,
syrup Co.. San Francisco. Cal, is Ma
lures Own True Laxative. This pleas.
ant CalifornIi liquid fruit remedy nav
DC had Of A. G. Smith & Co, at so cents
or 81. 1t i the most pleasant.
prompt, and effective remedy known TO
cleanse the system; 70 act on the Liver.
Kidneys, and Bowels gently yet thor
ouEhlyi 70 dispel Headaches. Colds, and
severs; 70 cure Constipation, Indiges-
ion, and kindred ills,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
Summer Complaints

OF children or adults are speedily cured
by the use Of the great Valiey-Tan
Remedy. known as Johnson's Essence
OF Life. Be sure and have a bottle in the
house TO use On the first symptom.
Only 80 cents. Sold BY z. c. NJ. l. and
all druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
Fire!

The Pleasant Valley Coal makes the
quickest, the brightest and the hottest
hre. ana Is the cheapest coal IL the
market. For sale by SELLS, BURTON &
Co., Ilj Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17

PASeUIrca, November 7th. 1856.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
Clothing.

Clothing.
Gentlemen desiring to purchase
A Handsome Dress Suit,
A Handsome Business Suit.
A Fashionable Overcoat, or
A Stylish Ulster,
viii consult their interest by calling at
L. GoLDBERG's.
Boys and Children's Suits and Over
coats in endless varieties and at reason
able figures at l.. GOLDBERGs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
Fox Svnons

DAl work done by thedry-plate instants-
ueous process. Reduction permanent. .
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THE REV. GEO. II. THAYER, of
Bourbon, Ind, says: Both myself and
wife owe our lives 10 SHILOH'S CON-
SUMPTION CURE" For sale at A.
Q. Smith & Co.'S Drug Store. 9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17
lie ROi DIES SaVOl.
A S It Is frequently called TO our notice tina
"a many wh6are buying the
KING SOAP

and are highly pleased with il, are still not
getting half the benefit they should from
the use of the eOap, we wish to call particu-
lar attention 10 the directions for its use,
which will be found on each wrapper.
When used according 20 these directions
there Will be no more trouble about the
washing, and any woman that can perform
the usual household duties will find the
washing as easy as any other part of the
work. An ordinary family washing, with
the KING SOAP. can be done in one hour.
IL has no equal, and no combination OF
chemicals has yet been discovered that for
cleansing qualities can do half the work of
the KING. II is entirely free from earthly
matter. and viii not iniure the most delicate
fabrics.
Please call the attention OF your
trade to the directions on the
wrapper,
and whenever any KING Is given out. en-
de4vor 70 have them carefully followed.
You need not hesitate 70 put II IN the place
OF the most costly and very best brands
known in the market. There Is nothing that
can successfully compete with II.
CAPITAL SOAP CO., Sacramento
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-11-17

"HACKMETACK." a lasting and
fragrant perfume. Price % and 50
cents. For sale at a. G. Smith l. Co. g
Drug Store. Is
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-19
INSTALMENT. BOND

vhicA q endorsed By our Ablsst sstssriss. ssd
tssued -
Al Endowment Insurance for any tsr0
from ten 70 iorly-6vs ysars, d lowest
cash rates with guaranteed cash
surrender value. q end Of
sseh ysas asss ths nfst,
sedeGssd upoa ~ lass.
d IL shssslsss sssy 70 - that u Affords ths
RfsnAaes ieatures ~ kfe tDeassaees and ale,
~ ga desirable Iavsstasnt ios I'll elassssL u
- ely uasufes q speetAc ttDes - o. ~.
vjous dseth fog ~ Sacs valSe and accunulasec
sasp1ns. BIT slso gu9Astess definite %. =
~ NIL the surplus ssy ysss altsr ths ara
thas a9Hlang ~ hlghsst ece1 - nseotlesse
sss1stly, . vsn - prOisslioa ID Ne event q
1eesk. Ldks dspssils u : sasiaes baat, ths y.
slallnssts ~ ~ rstsrsed = sstiea e ~
bon1 he1bss. Hsyiae guasaaleoo eesh va,ss ~
beol ~ 81 ussd . ck4si1 lsss Ia ~ pss-
poss. Il = bsslss thaa U.lts1 staIss osysrs.
- Doods. ed g ssiA. TIE Bneossd pays =
g eoee. s6opo M pso1S o. leoo1isoss VIII
ersssss Des1t. Meshias fsirss has thsA -
SsrssialS 70 saSss invsslneee.
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- GA n ID.

To al who ase from the errors and in
discretions o. youth, nervous weakness,
early decay. Ices Of manhood, TO-, will
send send 8 recipe that will cure you
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
Vas discovered BY missionary in South
America. 6ead ss)f.Addrsssed envelops
70 the Rev. JosERH 7. IxxAN. Station D.
New Fork CIV.
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stssk Nxnsrs Attsntiea.

Don't forget that one Of Wears's Condi.
ton Powders Il worth i've Of any other
kind. Guaranteed 10 cure swelled legs
and 10 rid horse Of worms. To build up
run down animal. COW. horse or hog, Il
sxcels everything. Sold BY G. ]. Wait
Factory Point,
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FITS All Fits stopped free By Oh.
KLMx's GREAT NERvn RxsroRER. No
Fits after Arst days use. Marvellous
cures. Treatise and $2.OO trial bottle fres
70 Fit cases. Send 10 DR.. Kline. 93l Arch
81. Phila., p. IL
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-19

hs slsly nsahsed - taAsAt ssAesl -
~ attsd thsssios BY sisssdiAg " WssA'
isgsos Academy h 6s,sa. n. T.. vhssu
~ vritss Of this Asst bsoans ssquaiaaa1
~ hin. Hsasy Bsraa ~ = ~ tina
psissipAl LAAss ~ dsessssd narsis1
Mis Sarah Bristol lssd ssttled Il W.
tjssdsass. He procured Surveyor iaslss.
nssts and nasy disputsd ksss bstesso
farnA " adjusted 10 ~ sstirs saGistAs-
liea Of he ovsses tbsssof. He ~ ~
rspossb,s teva oBss M discharged
We duiin pertaining - thsa lsithfslly.
Hh loss viii b essssly ~ By ~ Co.,
nssily IL which - nsed. bat ~ trssl
tAsir Ioss viii - his gain. On 6saaay
BIZ ssnains vsss deposited IN tAs bssylae
grcssd II Wet 6audssts. Rev. NJ.
walker delivered . very Impressive -
appropriate dissolrss 70 large and ap-
psscisAivs asdisnos.
BxsLD, =. T.
Hay. Of which there i more thsa =
average crop. i selling for 90 pr loa.
The attendance Il Ne Camp Nesting.
nov ia progress q Lebanon 6prians, h.
been very light
Ia u currently reported that Posi-
master. Almon n. Hall will remove b
Lebanon, Columbia county.
ID. D. T. Davis, ths vids-avaks shin
manufacturer. has lsassd Vie second Aoor
Of Rasico's nsv buildiss. asd vii pst y
tvssty q twenty Ave sewing machines. ~
b Eus by ~ Baskugva1ss nolos.
Frank Greene. Of Csstss Bsrlin. ~
: bronze turkey. Of the mpis psrsuaaion.
that has Matched regularly brood Of
chickens which hs Il raising sitss Ne
most approved styIa and With apparent
saaisfaetion.
-wyland. the laundrymaa. hes had sp.
plications by three different parties 70
lease part Of his large building. By the
depot. for light manufacturing purposes.
shirts. &c. Mr.. Whyland says he will
mako arrangements with some Of them 10
come.
Already there arc 81 Arms engaged in
the granite industry ID Barre. Several
are comparatively small. employing but
lev men. but the aggregate Il large. and
with the completion Of railroad now In
contemplation from Barre village 70 the
quarries. the industry will materially in
crease.
SCOTS Emulsion u Pare
Csd Liver Oii, with HyPsPAssphitss
For Wasting Diseases Of Children,
Where the digestive powers arc feeble
and the ordinary food loss not seem 70
nourish the child. this acts both ~ food
and medicine. giving strength and hesh
n once. and is almost % palatable u milk.
Taks no other.
A. y. Wadsworth Of Brattlsboro. : ma
shinist who has bseu living It SPRING
aeld, Mass, since April shot himself
three times in the head Saturday morning. |
It bis boarding plscs. dying soon after 1t
Ehe city hospital. He was 81 years old
ind widower. He had bssn ont Of work |
'wo weeks, vas dsspondtnt and had been
thinking.
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Wells s'ksugh 81 Germs.
Ask for Wells Rough on Corns." loo.
Complete, permanent cure. COINS, warts
Coniona.
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rlssssnd Dues.

Flies. roaohss. ants, bed.bugs. rats.
mice. gophsn, ohipmunka. cleared ont BY
Rough on Rats" 15c. I"
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chester people have chance 70 hear orr
very best singers.
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Nervous weakness, dyspepsia, Inpo-
tence. Sexual Debility, dassd BY "Wsll's
Health. Remover 81.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-19

Rev. z. L. waiksr will preach ia wssl
Ssndsate. merit Sunday.
Mrs. John Knapp and Mis- Flor
Hanils0s Of Eagle Bridge are visiting ia
towa.
The insu rance sdjuster VS. 10 town,
Aosday. sdisstins The los on z B. Hsrdi
MIL
"A good nsnb~ Of school naAss el
Miss Nasy Aaailtos oslsbssssd her llth
birtA day. They had Ans time.
"A saprss party ~ given n. J. Covsy
10 h. 5osA hirth day. u ~ grove ssar
~ hsssA Al report GOD tinA
"A representative Of Childs issurAses
assecy ~ 10 town last vssk asd paid
Mra HAnfltos 1900 on The LIE Of her
hnsbasd. he also insured qaits . nun-
~ u town-
Your correspondent desires 70 express
~ thaaks 70 Wilson Snov. vAo i -
eAesd IN ~ psiatisg business IN Albaay.
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rsesat celebration and also ~ lie sad
dsssA Of Tiidsa.
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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-08-19

-Oa Monday evening. The orb, ~ vere
favored With ~ invilation from tho youne
ladies' d Dorset 70 sttsod Mapls sugar
1salivsl atths LEISURE rooa 81 ~ church.
w 80 ii,sis SURPRISED = " aid mol
consider u good sugar weather. nol frses-
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il nesehaals, ~ CAieaeo sgnin eans -
, 1886-08-08

Miss Lenore Tiff is with her mother
In Milan, they having gone there imme-
diately after the collapse of a certain
Italian opera company in London, Of
which Tiff vas the one redeeming fea-
ture. have just had a letter from her,
in which she says: MILAN is full Of moth
ing but singers looking for something to
do; the streets are crowded with them,
and II it were not for learning the Ian
guage better and of getting ready for the
fall should get out very quickly. To
give you an idea of the number of lyric
sopranos here looking for engagements,
l counted the names of 1876 in one paper
alone, and there are just as many con
~traltos, too, and tenors.
True to what you told me, a few days
after our arrival l was inundated with
brilliant offers for equally brilliant en-
gagements, and asked to subscribe TO
brilliant musical journals-all of which
meant for me to put my hand way deep
into my pocket, and after having done
30 / should nave found that all their en-.
ticing offers had melted into thin air.
Last week refused an engagement for
q little place called Imola, but it would
not have paid me. as they wanted me to
sing for nothing, and thought that a
great deal, as the i%mpresario, Manzoni,
said he could get many Americans who
would pay him to let them sing in his
theatre. But / don't believe anything Of
the sort-at any rate, l hope, for tn,
sake of u girls, that he was lying
Paris Cor. New Orleans Picayune.
, 1886-08-08

Many of the honest citizens wear
heavy wooden shoes, which render their
gait laborious and ~ungraceful. A num-
Der OF the bellies Of the lower classes drag
these heavy shoes along with them. The
children seem to be able to manage their
wooden shoes much easier than the
grown people. When a dozen or more
little urchins indulge in a romp in the
street they set up a clatter which can be
heard for blocks. The mother who
wishes to find her naughty child who has
left its task for street play does not at
first use her eyes in the search for the
juvenile delinquent. She quietly sticks
one OF her ears out of the window, and
when she hears n loud clatter hat sug-
gests the tearing down of houses in the
sound, guided by her ears. When at
length, breathing forth threatenings and
slaughter, she leads home her shrieking
offspring, the cries of the latter are
drowned by the music Of its companions
footballs.
The great advantage of the wooden
shoe is its staying powers. Every N
does not require n new pair of wooden
shoes in his or her lifetime. When the
honest citizen is informed by the bloom
ing daughter that she would like to have
a new pair of wooden shoes he frowns
and says; my child, what is the matter
with that pretty pair which your grand
mother received as her wedding gifti
They are still neat, although not gaudy.
You must remember that times are hard,
and that family expenses must be kept
down." The common people seem to
understand how to live cheaply. Many
of the laboring men earn but so cents a
day and yet manage to support families
and at the same time lay up enough
money to give a decent burial to those
members OF their families who find
themselves unable to keep up the task of
trying to live.-Antwerp Cor. New York
Times.
, 1886-08-08

There is a wood-engraver who for many
years lived dow in a cheap flat. Two
years ago he got a five years lease of a
cottage in Harlem. 1t is a little place, but
with quite an extensive yard behind 1t.
He took me through 1t the other day, and
/ was amused at the luxuriance Of his gar
den. 1t was symmetrically planted,
and only with useful growth. No
space was wasted on the merely beautiful.
Cabbages and peas Inc beans there were.
and half Of it was filed with growing
corn, but there was not n flower in sight.
In the plats around the fences grew to-
matoes, and the door yard was planted
with turnips and radishes. He gets, he
tells me, all the vegetables he needs, ex-
cept potatoes, out Of this plot. Potatoes
are too cheap and potato bugs too common
to be worth the risk. He pays a little
more rent for his cottage than he did for
his fiat, but he takes another engraver to
board, and that more han makes up the
difference. II he has luck with his plan
tation, he expects, by the time his lease is
out. to be able to buy his cottage with the
savings on his grocery bills.-New York
News "Babble."
, 1886-08-08

The New York Commercial Advertiser
deyotes an editorial to the relative merits
of the blue eye, the gray eye and the
green eye, citing ~well-known literary
works as authorities. While it tries to be
non-committal and waivers between gray
and blue as the desirable color, it does not
hesitate to declare hat "as a rule the
green eye is not admired. Anthony
Trollope does not appear among the au-
thcrs cited, for If he did the green eye
would have found a decided champion.
In his novel, The Eustace Diamonds"
false, tricky, and u~nprincipled Lizzie
Eustace has "eyes blue and clear, bright
as cerulean waters" while the author
adds: allow few there are among
women, few perhaps also among men,
who know hat the sweetest, ~softest.
tenderest, truest eyes a women can carry
In her head are green in color. buffalo
Courier
, 1886-08-08
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A NATIONAL convention to make a new

A NATIONAL convention to make a new
constitution for the United States is
merely a dream of wholly impractical and
speculative politicians. The manner of
amendment presented in the instrument
itself is sufficient to enable the people to
make any change desired. No man now
living will ever see any other scheme tried.
The constitution is a compilation of COM
promises, and we're the states to resume
their powers for the purpose of distrlbut-
ing them anew, the basis of compromise
would have to be changed. further sacri-
fees from the smaller states would be de-
manded, and the whole form Of govern
ment so altered to suit the needs of a new
generation that the whole would be lost
utterly, and disunion or anarchy, or both,
would result. The old constitution is
good enough, if it were lived up to. The
few amendments which many wise states
men Of both parties would favor, may be
enacted without a convention.
, 1886-08-08

The COWS at Empire, on the Carson
river. Nevada, feed on the numerous
small, low, fiat islands at that point,
which divide the river up into many me
andering sloughs and branches. A short
time ago, when the river was high, these
islands were completely submerged, but
now they are above the water again, and
covered with short, sweet grass, which
the cows eagerly seek They are so used to
wading and swimming from one island to
another that their feet have become
broad, with n strong. thick, web-like sole
leather formed between the toes. Any OF
these cows can out-swirn a rowboat or an
alligator. Chicago Herald
, 1886-08-08

Spies the Anarchist is distinguished
among his brethren for having suggested
a humane substitute for the plan of whole
sale murder by dynamite. He recommends
a minute syringe, small enough to be con-
cealed in the hand of the philanthropic
operator, and charged with prussic
acid to be squirted into the unsuspecting
capitalist with immediate and fatal results.
This plan was applauded by the noble
souls bent on regenerating the world, but
does not seem to have been preferred to
the reader and more reckless dynamite.