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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10

tarrh, Ling aid rhroas Doctor In America Hs
will tell YOU four trouble without asking you a
single question, and warrants permanent cure
IN the following cases.
NERVOUS Debility. Spermatorrh9a, Seminal
Losses. Sexual Decay. Failing Memory, Weak Eyes,
Ssunted Development, Lack Of Energy, Empower.
ished BLOOD Pimples, lmpediments to Marriage ;
also Blood and Skin Diseases. Syphilis. Eruptions
Hair Falling Bone Pains. Swelngs, Sore Throat,
Ulcers, Effects OF Mercury, Kidney and Bladder
Troubles Weak BACK, Burning Urine, inconti-
nence Gcnorrhtea elect Structure receives search
ing treatment, prompt relief and cure for life.
NERVOUS Diseases with or without Dreamsl,
Diseased Discharges cured promptly without hin,
drance to BUSINESS,
BOTH SENEs consult coafs,entisily. " in
| troabie call or write, Delays are dangerous
Diseases oi the Eye and Far liberation or Ca
tarrh. internal or external Deafness or Paralysis
Singing or Roaring Noises, Thickened Drum etc
permanently cured. LOST MANHOOD perfcct,
rcstoTed.
| CANCERS AND TUMoRS permanently re,
moved without the knife caustic.
Medicines compounded and furnished 10 all pa.
tents at offce-.ftictiy pure and vegetable Guar.
| antee OF permanent cures in all cases uudertak.
| en-. Consultation free and confidential All cor,
| respoadence promptly attended tot medicine SEM
hy express to asy address free from exposure Cal
ar address Private Dispensary. Nos. is,-ia Third
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Terms s,r'eik cash. ofics hours. Am to S pm.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
THE VIRTUES OF TURNIps.

The Committee on Agriculture, to whom
had been submitted the inquiry: What
article of food will sustain life the
longest?" reported that the matter had
been thoroughly investigated, and that
the conclusion had been reached that
nothing could beat turnips.
They were palatable to extreme youth
and old age. careful post mortem
showed that they contained sugar, water,
starch, lemonade, taffy, 'possum. roast
duck and cod liver oil
Eaten raw they supplied long felt
want, cooked in water they hushed the
cries of the children and stopped the
jawing OF the old woman. They need no
oysters or cranberry sauce to flavor EN-
to a certain pitch, and the saving In
pepper alone will almost support family
through hard winter.
1t had been satisfactorily shown that
the turnip had more staying powers than
goose meat, more poetry than soup bone,
and more domestic happiness than leg
OF mutton.
The report was accepted and adopted,
and Brother Gardner paid the committee
a high compliment on its thorough re-
search.
On motion OF Whalebone Hooker,
the Secretary was instructed to forward a
copy OF the report to the Commissioners
OF observation-disclosures Free Press. -
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Notice of Forfeiture.
To d. HARRINGTON:

To d. HARRINGTON:
von.-a b.rebv notified that have done the an
nnal holding work on the John l.. Sullivan LODE
and mining claim, situated near Bullion, in MIN
eral Hill Mining District, Alturas county, Terri'
tory of Idaho, for the year 1883 ana nave eApenu,
ed over one hundred is1OO) dollars in labor and
improvements on said lode mining claim, In order
70 hold the same under Section 2324 Revised
Statutes of the United States; that your proportion
of said 800 is $50. legal money OF the United
States being one-half; and that unless you con
tribute your said proportion of said expenditures
within 90 days from the date of the frst ruohca
ton of this notice. your interest IN the sao Scni
L, sullivan lode mining claim will become tht
property of the undersigned, under said sector
2324 MICHAEL u hoSoAlhh'
HALEY, Idaho. February u, 1856.
~ The msney may be paid at the TIMES once
First publication, February 10, 1886.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Tho Purblind Study.

1t Is a melancholy revelation, but the
historian has become convinced that the
female mind may actually become pulled
up with Harvard knowledge, as well as
that OF the other sex.
This is the incident that convinced
him:
Two young women from different
parts OF tho country, who thought they
had gathered up all the regular schools
and seminaries could teach, came to tho
Harvard Annex.
The meditating maidens are fancy free
ut the annex, and each elected her partic-
ular educational vanity"
After some weeks, the girls, who hadn't
met before, and knew as little OF each
other as If one had been studying In Pat
agonia and the other in Kamschatka, were
introduced.
After some little conversation, the one
said to the other:
May ask what course of study you
are takingp"
Certainly. am studying a little
history, but my principal object in coming
here was for thorough course in English
literature"
"Ah! yes, Well, I haven't bothered
with anything of so little Importance as
q study. came here with real object
1 am working on philosophy, beginning
with the pre-Socratic period and taking
up all the many schools that follow.
am reading Descartes and Schopenhauer
and doing little Spencer when l can.
intend to thoroughly grasp the subject.
"Ah we'll !" replied the other, - pro
fer to study English literature per s.
rather than philosophy purblind "-[Bos
| ton Globe.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Notice of Forfeiture.

TO W. N. wHADAMS. AND ALL WHOM IT
MAY CONCERN
You are hereby notified that we have expended
one hundred dollars in labor and improvements
upon the Broadford Lode Mining Claim. situated
in Minnie Moore Gulch, Mineral Hill Mining Dis
trict. Alturas County Idaho Territory. in order TO
hold said promises under the provisions OF Sc, tion
1924, Revised Statutes of the United States being
the amount required to hold the same for the year
ending December 81 1885. And If within 90 days
from the service of this no ice Tor within 80 days
after this notice by rublicston) you fail or refuse
to contribute your proportion Of such expenditure
as co-owner, your int rett in the said claim will
become the property OF the subscribers, under
said Section 1924. W. s. SOWDON,
&. u. HIGGINSON.
First publication, February 81, 1895, =
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
xa1Fs sspsnsary Medical Association,
eS3 Main Street. BUFFALO. N. Y

Has attained a standard of excellence which
admits of no superior.
1t contains every Improvement that inventive
genius, skill and money can produce.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
DIR. VAN MONCISCAR,
132.t34 Third ST., Portland, Or.

Is a regular graduate
in medicine; has been
longer engaged in the
Special Treatment ST
all Nenereal, Sexual,
and Chronic Diseases
than any other Physi-
clan IN the West, as
city papers show and
old residents know.
$1,000 reward for
any case he fails to
cure, coming under
: his treatment by fol-
Glowing his directions.
} DIX. VAN. is the
NJ -
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
True Translation.

Eugenia Ito Foglc); Dear me. Mr..
Foglo. you're such help to one reading
the current literature. I want your aid
again. In the missionary society's re-
port find the words bonum est. Now.
what do they mean?"
Fogle confidently: ats Cannibal
Islander for young and juicy. "-[Tid- Bits,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Literary Item.

81 have road every book in my hus-
bands library. really don't know what
TO do for something TO read" said D
newly married woman to a friend.
Why don't you get another husband?"
was the reply OF the other.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Dissolution of Co-Partnership,

The ro-partn"rship heretofore existing in IN.
landry brsins's in this city. under the Arm
nsine II N'rd"n Go IL this day aissolx.d H..
nntnAi consent Mr.. vrrtion retiring.
The business will he con inued at IN. old stand
Main street. next door 10 Plughuff's saddl. .nS
harness . ore. Ivy Ps1.urN a GO Si'a
HALEY, March 2, 1896 w.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
He Hit IL Right.

An honest but rather illiterate old
farmer, while addressing a schoolhouse
audience on temperance. confessed that
he had been drinking man.
"But, my friends" ne said, ~ never
drank to success. Temperance Times.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10

The Mhe
machine Combining these qualities had bee
% 1peratsa Some belt machines four five daily capacity %
axes an acre the little belt machines accomplish D@
rubber betting other nnumera m
tesm e for can be by the of the Matches plant
zinc which exceptional with edna
the headings pure concentrates.
The machine
miners gold and requires of About
tons per saving 20 ne
%h s machine ordered furnish skilled w
r, ,s ,ns give
we can furnish exceptionally able mlwrgh of the
% w1 will for plant and the same ]
plant including engine boiler cusher the finest p'ea"
"ea y the use OF the Mahs Co"centrator subonel
approximate estimate Odaiy ofthe Ma"
Concentration, mills treating so per 2lhours.
Two Eng ::..:: $50:
Two Two %sn :: .: s sa% e4 s Equivalent ss s. go
Wear and Tear and Incidnals 90
Total Expenses
Treating celr
oucng eight tons to One-saving per
tree ssa isv si e : pc. ton
,., . ton O COncent ...........s@W
nr at per ton iedm
If'' VIII o. cent Market value per ton $l02.
Daily profit at
say 90 y ORE and silver reducing
io'o"s 10 one saving so percent.
% ' ss;' !. M %. =: ION "S
VII, Total tonc nr.ts.. :.
smelling .S S.Ss gold ~
'"" ""o'' 1926 90
p- Daily
s' F Or, az s s%nsT as S, "
charges nen TO have test with
satisfy Themselves can have an expert witness the make ASSAYS
penses of properties to ascertain ifteir will concentrate
"er detailed Information, address: "
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10
Notice of Forfeiture.
To George NJ. Dickerson, and x. K. Kingsbury

To George NJ. Dickersop. and X. K. Kingsbury,
You are hereby notified that have done the an.
husl holding work on the Venus lode and mining
claim, situated in Warm Springs Greek Mining
District, Alturas county, Territory of Idaho. for
the year 1885; an have expended over hund.
red (100l dollars In labor and improvements on
said lode mining claim In order TO hold the same
under section 2314 Revised Statutes Of the United
States; that your proportion Of said one hundred
dollars Is one-s'xth each, being S166Gss each; and
that unless You contribute your proportion Of said
expenditure within 80 days from the date of the
first publication of this notice, your interest in
the said Venus lode mining claim will become the
property of the subscriber, under said section
2J2I yLADYSLAv DOMSKI,
HALEY, Idaho.
~ The money may be paid at the TINES office.
First publication, February 2, 1886.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-03-10

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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
PERSONAL.

TIE CzAE is getting so fat that he has sent
for Bism arck's doctor.
SENATOR EvARTs' Was hington home Is pre-
sided over by Miss Evarts.
JOHN MORLEY, the new Chief Secretary for
Ireland, visited America in lesl.
MISS CRABTREE, otherwise Lolita, paws
taxes on $4,000 worth of Boston properly,
HERBERT SPENCER saws that Thomas Car
lyle's conversation during his last years twas
one long damn"
President CLEVELAND has been elected the
first honorary member OF the Merchants Ex-
change at Buffalo.
THEODORE THOMAS has used his right arm
so mu IN conducting his orchestra that he
Is said 10 be threatened with new kind OF
paralysis.
Gov. swINEFoRD, Of ALASKA, devotes his
lei ure to the task of painting the summer
beauties OF winter IN Alaska In tho Sltka
Alaskan. which he edits.
Tue health Of Arab Pasha lie said TO be suf-
fering seriously from The damp climate "
CeylOn. and strenuous eifp g are belng made
10 procure the reversal Of his sentence Of 1an-
ishment.
"WIrH nv own ewes, said Dr.. TIL odore l..
Cuyler To some 7 ale studeuts, the other dav,
II have seen Mr.. Gladstone kneel hy the side
of a common street sweeper and pray for the
salvation of his soul"
CONGRESSMAN AND sENAroR-ELEcr DAN
10 klulds idl Il Ahll hh Aht ito az W NAli=
iugtOn the other day, the force Of which WAS
Oorue almost eniirriy Ivy he stump OF his Lost
lex. He says II hurt worse than amputation.
SENATOR GEORGE is one OF the m n In public
life chehy distinguished for studied bad
dressing. He promised his Mississippi con-
stiturnts that he would never wear dress coat
Ia WA-hing ton nor ride In a carriage. And
he keeps his word
AT one OF Mrs. Logan's receptions Cant
Schley remarked TO bright Western girl that
embarrassment Often results from meeting
distingushcd pcfeons IN society without fully
knOwing who they are anu what they have
done: and he Thought ladies ought 20 make
gentlemen callers give an account Of them
selves: say who they are; what they have
dine; and what Is their Speciality" II think
10 too" said she. "anu mean 10 begin riahf
now. with you. SO. capt. Schlcy. please tell
us who you are; what you have me; an
what Ia YOUR specially Schley saw he WAS
IN for It, but faced the music and gravely out.
liucd his career. 40 the immense amusement
Of the girls; and Of himself. for that matter.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
The Work Of the Demagogues.

The Work of the Dema2ogues.
There is some little hope that the move
ment to increase tine pension burden VIII
be- checked when a leading Republican
journal like the Chicago Tribune takes
strong grounds against it. The PROPOSE
ton to repeal the limitation of the Arrears
act is certain to meet with strong opposi-
tion. Mr.. Randall is preparing to fight i
with all the influence he can WELD as
Chairman of the appropriations Commit
tee. At his request the Commits
sloner Of Pensions, Gen. Black,
furnished figures showing what
the total cost OF the Arrears act
would be if its restrictions are removed.
Up to the present time there has
been paid under that act $l19,4O5,S13,
and there remains to tie paid $50, OOO,OOO
on claims that were filed prior to June 30,
1850, when the limitation went into force,
and not yet adjudcated. If the limlta-
ton is removed the commissioner esti-
mates that the amount that will be re-
qured to meet the additional claims will
be 1922 ,37s, 100, making the entire cost OF
the Arrears act 1882, 242, 073.
The Whole power Of the press ought to
be used to prevent the demagogues from
saddlIng this additional burden upon the
taxpayers OF the country.
The widows pension bill passed the
House a few days ago and will, Of course,
pass the Senate. 1t increases the pension
burden 10000 900 a year. 1t Is remarka-
bic how great the number of the soldiers
widows is. None OF them seems to die.
On the contrary their number appears to
Increase. Since 1877 only 34,673 survlv-
ing soldiers have filed application for pen
siOns, but in that time 1883 soldiers
widows have put in claims. The fact
that there are 17,2l2 widows of soldiers
OF the war of 1912 carried on the rolls
would seem to indicate that at the close
Of the present century there will be
enough widows Of soldiers of the civil
war drawing pensions to swamp the
Treasury. II the demagogues are per-
mitted to have their way the country will
not got rid OF the pension burden imposed
by the late war in 100 years.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
BRIGHT BITS.

BELLE BovD, ex- confederate spy. is an at
trac ion in Pitt. burg dime N useum-that is,
one Belle Boyd"
Cool and collected: Property holder
Hey, wake uD there! L think there's bur
glur in my house" Weary oficer-"Well.
yOu'v got gall Lo wake a man out OF a sound
sleep TO tell him what you think. "-JUdgs.
SOME folks claim that a woman has none of
that Jove- like intuition ~ the divine within
her That makes the king bee Of the hive grand,
gloomy and pee liar when cOmmuning with
nature. But the unclad truth about the
matter 10 that l6year-Old girl can see more
poetry in new bonnet with pink trimmings
than man with mead like a fleece of wool
could discover in = thunder gust Chicd9j
Ledger.
the THREE CoNDT1oNs.-"Why don't you
marFyP'
"wen, YOU see. / am very particular how
my intended should he"
"EXplain yourself"
MY wife must be rich, handsome, and stu
pid."
Why all that?'
''Very simple She must be rich and hand
some otherwise would not have her, and
she must@he stupid, Otherwise she would not
have me F1te0ende Blatter.
THE enormous amount of wood which IL
daily coming into the prison yard, was pur-
chased by tue warden for stare purposes, and
Is not as m any misht suppose, being hauled
IN as paym Mt of subscription to the Prisan
Press. The Pres. unlike many of its contem-
poraries, does not accept wood, onions, pOta-
toes, cabbages, etc, in payment for subscrp-
tiOns as the large family which 1t represents
is amply provided with those commOd tees
thrOu h a specified contract with the warden,
and we can't bust il. Cash is all that we can
u,e.- WdHDun Ris). Prlsoa Press.
SERVED HIM RIGHT well there's a green
one" said Col. }. w. Bum, looking up from
his morning paper yesterday.
"Who? What?' asked Maj. C. W. Day his
room mate.
.sWbv a Naw Work N, NJ, co1Ia5 8 obnn,, h a.
been betting 10000 against hat with some
of the Aldermen of that city that they would
not dare 10 vote for the Broadway Railway
franchise"
INA ne loser" asked the innocent major.
"Of course he did. He might have known
he would. Serves him light, too, for giving
such odds. "-ChicnJo Netos.
HIeH-PRIcED LUxURIEs.-A gentleman on
grocery ana asked the price OF a box of straw
berries displayed IN the window.
My wife is SICK" he explained to friend
who was with him, land a few of those ber
ries would do her goo l."
"FIys dollars was the grocer's Gictum.
"FiVe doilars!" he exclaimed. push lng them
away; ''it would be wicked to pay that much
for a few Strawberries"
SORRY, sir,' said the grocer; anything
else. STRIP
what axe Reina vic,orias worthP"
"seyenteen doll lars, sir; shall send you a
box?"
Yes, you may as WELL"
LOVES ARITHMETiC.-
She vas one ard / was one,
StrOi ing Per the heather,
Yet before the year was done
We we're one together.
Loves a queer arithmetician-
In the ru Of his sdaitiOn
He lays down the prop sition:
One and one make one,
She aud l. alas. are two,
Since, unwisely mated,
Having nothing else 10 do,
We were separnt ed.
Now, 'twould seem that by this action
Each wa, made a simple fraction,
Yet 'tis held IA loves subtraction
One from one leaves Two.
--Ebchdn0e.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
Fashions for Dudes.

A telegram from New York announces
that 10 the near future the dudes are to
break off completely from the prevailing
fashions as 10 evening dress. Heretofore
they have been content merely to eXagger-
ate the prevailing fashion, but a Fifth ave-
nue tailor, it is said, genius in his ''de-
partment of rt,"who is determined to ac-
quire fame, has persuaded the leading
dudes of Gotham that they should draw
the line between themselves and ordinary
gentlemen more distinctly than they have
done In the past.
The new costumes, we are told, are to
be as fancy as the most silly schoolgirl
could desire to see, and hencefOrth the
''darling dude" is to be genuine bogus
Prince Jack" arrayed In fantastic garb
modelled after the time of Charles TX,
with doublets of velvet, teathered hats
and colored hosiery.
There seems to be no good reason why
the dude OF the present day should be
prevented by the tyranny OF fashion from
aping the manners and customs of the
dudes of the past. 1t might be we'll il the
modern walking-canes should be also LAID
aside and the jeweled sword of the middle
ages adopted az a part of every regular
dude costume. Tne sword might tend to
give the wearer a manly appearance, and
might eventually inspire him with some
thing like manly courage.
Sporting dudes at the North have al
ready adopted the out door costumes of
aye olden TYNE" for hunting, etc. and
perhaps fancy dressed masculines will in
the future add to the variety, If not the at
Effectiveness, OF the streets and parks and
beaches of our cities and watering places
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
INDEK PONRW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NoTIoEs.-Peas. at j. A. Fl. UNI
bach's; as to Crews Of Br. Bark Hindooatan
and Br. Brig Margam; the Military Conte
1T the Guards Bazar.
ADJUSTMENTS. -Forepaugh & samwells Car
nival OF Novelties
WANTs.-Ladies to Work on Common Pants;
A Lad to do Copying Situation as Book
keeper; Rooms to Clean; 10 Purchase Gro
Gerry; Employmenta Engineer or Waterman
situation to do Housework; Lady as Ar
fists Model: Assistant Bookkeeper.
For RENr-A Lower Floor; Comfortable
House: Rooms. Single or in Suit; Hous "A
Jones street; Nicely Furnished Rooms; Flat
of Three Rooms; Brick House llS Congress;
House cor. Barnard and Bolton.
FoR sALE-A Steinwa Piano; Three-stOry
Dwelling.
For THE WEST INDIEs-Br. Brig F. A.
Clairmont,
CLOTHING. ETo.-Abrahams Birnbaum.
VETERINARY sURGEoN--J. T. Fraser.
TABLE bOARp-For One or Two Jewish
Gentlemen.
POTATOES. ETc.-K. Power.
CABINET PHOTOGRAPHS Moore & Maner.
DANCING scHoOL-Mrs. X A. Cannon.
PHOToGRAPHs-At Bishops Art Gallery.
MEDIcAL-Dr. A. Thompson.
BLACK SILKS. To.-At Eckstein's.
HAIR CUTTING. ETc.-Emile Fauna-Fegeas.
HEIDT's COUGH DRoPs-Popular Soda.
LABORATORY OF THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.
A Marvellous Record.
SECOND WEEK OF BARGAIN sALE-A. r.
Aumayer & Co.
PREscRIPTIoNs-Put up by Competent Per-
sons a. Abbotts.
CABINET PHo roGRAPHs-At Wilson's.
GRAND SPRING OPEN1NG-David Weisbeln.
S. S. Sat g. n. Heidt & Cos.
DANCE MUsIc-Henry Robson.
SEED POTATOES, ETo.-Kavanaugh & Bren-
nan.
No SUPERIOR IN PHoToGRAPHY-Launey.
SEED RICE w. d. Johnston.
REDUCTION OF PORTRAITS ExTEEDKD-J.
p. Field.
PBOTOGRAPHs-At Hermes'.
CLOTHING REPAIRED, ETo.-S. White.
PURE FRESH MILK-At Raderick's.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-02-14
Mfr. Garland's TeIephonelstock.

A Washington dispatch to the New
York World says that a letter was read
at Thursdays Cabinet meeting from At
torney General, Garland in which he stated
his determination TO get rid OF his Pan
Electric Telephone stock by donating it
to some charitable institution. The dis
patch contained the information also that
the Attorney General has never been able
to see that there was anything wrong in
his manner of acquiring the stock, or any
improperly in holding it.
These two statements present a very
singular condition Of affairs, and justiles
tne conclusion that the author of the dis
patch had no solid foundation for it. Ii
Mr.. Garland doesn't think there was any
thing wrong in the way be acquired the
stock, and doesn't feel that there is any
improperly in his holding 1t, why does
he seek to get rid OF IL? Why should be
confess that he has done wrong when he
doesn't believe that he hasp
Unless Mr.. Garland thinks that his
moral sense Is blunted and that tnnse who
are attacking him have q much better
Judgment than he has with respect to
what is right in this matter, he will not
permit himself to be driven into doing
something which will be equivalent to an
admission that he was discovered to be
engaged in q rather disreputable business
and lacked the courage 20 frankly &C
knowledge his mistake. 1t Is safe TO as
sumo that Mr.. Garland sent no letter to
Thursdays cabinet meeting relative TO
his telephone stock, and that he has not
announced his purpose to get rid OF II.
Mr.. Garland will not be harmed by at.
tacks which lack the basis Of common
sense