Morning journal and courier., 1886-06-10
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We hear that the prohibitionists in several States propose to nominate full tickets. There is an inconsistency about such course that we should not expect from temperance people.-Boston Post.
 A western firm guarantees wife to every man who purchases of them suit of clothes. What this country needs is somebody to guarantee suit of clothes to every man who gets wife.-Macon Telegraph.
 Every bachelor purchasing $50 suit of certain clothing house in Hemingford, Neb., is provided with wife. It will be seen, on reflection, that this makes the suit pretty ex- pensive in the end.-Lowell Citizen.
 ttDo you remember how you swore on your pended knees the night you proposed to me, loves" "Oh, yes; but that's noth- ingl" "Nothing!" "You ought to see me swear on my knees when my collar button drops and rolls under the bureau. ."-Yonk- CTS Statesman.
 Robbie returning from school after a his tory lesson: Mamma, was Charles II. an Episcopalian?" ''No, my son, why do you ask thatl' "Well, the history says he did things he ought not to have done, and left undone things he ought to have done; and so I supposed he must be-"
 "How did the vote on my nomination stand in the council?" asked Bones, the re jeeted candidate for milk inspector. ''It was unanimous against you," replied Tambo. 'EWould it be violating any confidence" per sisted Bones, ''for you to tell me who voted for mea"-Tidbits Minstrels.
 sWill you please signal to me in the gal lery when Senator Blair begins to speakY' asked 8 constituent of Senator Hoar. Ger tainly, sir, certainly" replied the Senator. ''Well, what shall the signal bea" asked the constituent. ''Ill leave," answered the Sen ator with much enthusiasm.-W Washington Ratchet.
 A little girl, three years old, attended church for the first time with her older sis ter. During the sermon she heard the min ister mention the name of God several times, thing wrong. At last she could stand it no longer. The next time Ee said it she rose in her seat and, pointing her chubby finger at him, she said, in impressive tones: "Man, top your n'l"-Chicago News. A Kingston family moved from their house month ago, and recently the little girl of the family and her mother went to call on the lady who occupied the house they had vacated. While there the child saw a very small baby that had arrived but few days before. She looked at it carefully, and then said: Mamma, we moved too soon; we'd have got that baby if we had staid here."-Kingston Freeman.
 A worthy musician of Boston by overwork had induced an attack of dyspepsia. On go- | ing to physician he was advised to take a tonic. Two months afser the doctor met l him and asked: ''Well, how did the tonic | workF' Perfectly, doctor; I am quite well
 again" 'Let's see, what tonic did you taker' '1 took course of tonic sofia. " | The same physician was once called in to prescribe in very mysterious case. A vocal student was in very high state of fever and | delirium. The doctor at first prescribed quinine. ''She sat up all night singing Sing, Sweet Bird,' over and oyer," added
 the nurse. "Oh," responded the physician, 'sin that case I should recommend change of | air r'-Musical Herald