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The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
wEATBER SIGNALS.

Manager Cleaver Of the Western
Union, to day informed us that the sys-
tenn OF weather signals now in use in
nearly all the prominent cities could be
secured for Emporia If our people would
only buy the necessary flags aud nag
staff. Mr. Cleaver offers to donate the
extra service required in the telegraph
office, and to keep the flags properly
hoisted. This is 3 very cheap way OF
procuring this valuable system, and
should be taken hold OF by our citizens
Mr. Clesver Is TO be commended for his
enterprise. and the splendid offer he now
makes. Particulars IS to cost OF flags
can be obtsined from him.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
= Waiktnr .eke1et.,n

Pa, writes: Il was afflicted with Jung
fever and sbcess on lungs, and reduced
to a walking skeleton. Got free trial
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
consumption, which did Ipe so much
good that / bought a dollar bottle. Az
ter using three bottles found myself once
more man, completely restored &c
health, with a hearty appetite and .
gain in flesh of As pounds. Call st B.
Wheldon's drug store and get q free trial
bottle of this certain ours for all lung
disease Large bottles 81.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The city prisoners In confinement got
frisky last night and made an out house
of the jail. They plastered the walls
with their filth and threw a small guam
tity of the same on their keeper. They
made night hideous and covered the
door with mOlasses; threw gravy and
eatables in every direction, and for q
time they had control of their den. They
initiated two new prisoners IN q way
they twill never forget. To-day they
are paying for their "high" by being
locked up in the cells made filthy by
them and being deprived of slI com
forts
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
a CLOSE CALL

Yesterday afternoon a rather seri~ us
accident occurred Ia the southern part
of the city and man by the name of
Lang came very near being killed The
accident happened on Mr. Laug's prem
lses. near the corner of Exchange and
First avenue. Lang was walling a well
and while intently at work large rock
fell into the well, striking him on the
head and back. His head was badly
cut and his back severely bruised. He
did not lose consciousness, however, and
was determined to get out of the we'll
without assistance and have his wounds
dressed He had the will, but was too
badly hurt to execute it. His fellow.
workmen removed him 10 the house and
DIR. Moore was summoned. The doctor
pronounced him quito badly injured, but
thinks thai msn with as much nerve
az Mr.. Lang exhibited would pull
through II house Y ere to fall on him.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

During my travels around the globe
l have only been in one city that could
boast OF worse sidewalks than Emporia
and 1t was entirely deserted-lhe people
had all moved farther west. Some cities
that visited had the chain gang i'm
proving the streets. would suggest
that the marshal have his pets furnished
with hoes and put to WORK removing the
sticky mud from our crossings. II From
Parson Spectacles
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
w,vesI Mothe,,, paurhters,

Be YOUR Own PHYSICIAN. A lady
who for years suffered toTments Horse
than death fromU Uterine troubles, Falling
of the Womb, Leuc0rThoea, Suppress
sinns. &c, ana who had dispelred of be-
ing cured, found remedies which COM
pIeiely cured her. ANY sufferer from
such troubles can use the remedies and
thus cnre herself, without revealing her
condition to any one, and without sub
jecting her womanly modesty 20 the
shock OF an examination by phy stefan.
An illustrated treaties, prescriptions,
and full directions for use. sent free 20
any address. sc curely sealed. Send self-
addressed, stamped envelope. Address,
naming this paper.
MRS W. G. HOLMES, 658 Broadway,
New York
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

A report Is circulated On the streets
that County Attorney Fsighan in COM
pany with the sheriff, visited the various
drues,ores to-day and warned the drug
gista not to sell LIQUOR to drunken men
Those not needing the warning will be
compelled to surrender their permits.
It Is said that two permits were revoked
yesterday.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Everybody knows the virtues of wild
Cherry and Tar as relief snd cure for
any affection 0t the throat and lungs.
Combined with these two ingredients are
few simple healiog remedies IN The
compositions Of DR.. Bosankoas Cough
and Lung Syrup. making IL just the
article YOU should always have in the
house Tor coughs, colda. Group and bren.
chitis. Price 50 cents aud 81 0G0. Sam
pies free. Sold by Chas- Ryder and J.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Of the wonderful powers and virtues OF
that best of all medicines, Kidney
Wort IL has been tried and prove
Its cures are numbeTless and the record
OF (supposed) incurAble cases that have
yielded 10 its influence, Is astounding.
Ifyou have trouble with your kidneys,
liver or bowels, ifYou suffer from consti-
patton and piles. II Jon are are . victim
OF rheumatlsm or malaria, take Kidney
Wort You viii find IL the remedy you
naed
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
Two Dapeerous seasoos

Spring and fall are times when SO
macy people get sick. The changes in
the weather are severe ON feeble per-
sons, and even those naturally strong
are apt. as ;bey say, ito be feeling mis-
CRADLE" Then they are just in condi-
ton to be struck down with some kind
of fever. A bottle or two of Psrker's
Tonic wifi invigorste the digestion, put
the liver, kidneys and blood In perfect
order, and prevent more serious attacks.
Why suffer, and perhaps die, when SO
simple a medicine will save you? Good
LOT both sexes and all ages
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
Thousands say so.

Mr. T. ~ Atkins, Girard, Kansas,
writes; 81 never hesitate to recommend
your Electric Bitters to my customers,
they give entire satisfaction are
rapid selieTs' Electric Bitters are the
purest and best medicine known and
will positively cure kidney and liver
complaints, Purify the blood and regu-
late the bowels. No family can afford
to be without them. They will save
hundreds ct dollars in DOCTORS bills
every year. Sold at fifty cents bottle
by b. Wheidon. (c)
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

a sure cure for blind. bleeding, IL
ing ana liberated piles has been diacov-
erred BY Dir tVilliams Gan Indian rem
edyl. called DR.. Williams Indian Pile
Ointment. a single box has cured the
worst chronic casee Of - or 30 years,
standing. No one need suffer FIVE min
sses after applying this wonderful soosh-
ing medicine Lotions and Instruments
do more harm chan good. WilIiens'
Indian Pile OiHfn emf sbsorbs the juniors.
aiiays the intense itching lparticElarsY
81 night after getting warm in bed), sets
as \ poultice, Rives instant relief, and Is
prepared only for piles, itching Of pm
yale paTts, and for nothing else. Sold
by y. W. Morris. Price 50cts = box. N
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Three dogs attacked horse on Fifth
avenue to-day. II was hitched to a
wagon and made frantic efforts to kick
its prosecutors. The dogs succeeded In
making 1t break loose. and the owner of
the animal came upon the scene about
that time, and with handful Of rocks,
caused the dogs to -un yelptng away.
The horse was caught near the gas
worka
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
3. LOaI1-
- Inn

HOES Receipts. eco; "a pnents, aoso:
market sctive and hleheF; ToEhers, e. ga
ziS; packers. ssso0A-2l; busehsrs. = >
Rseefpis. 1.se9; shipneass, 500.
maEke4 strga& sad steady native shipping
s3s45sbs4 H.
WaEkF-MaEket arn azd kGKe higher.
No red. cash, eik; Nay. e15k Sid sune.
CpEE-Asark quiee ana sfeady; No s
mixed cash. SS9$s3<s Hay. Seas
OAE8-h1aEket dFm and k8<6 better. Koe
mixed. eesh. 1e1< bid nay. stsE9slk
LAKD-E Easy; 45.5s115 3d.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
1890, D.v,a,. TroubTa.

JasIzh Dsvis, North BIsadEesown. KY,
writes: II am now using box of your
HenryAs Csxb0lic Salve uDon % ulcer.
which for the pas9 1e3 days hes given me
great pain. This aalve Is the cfIsy ram
edy hsve fouad that has given use any
veins. ana Uae pr0Hounced incarshse b
INV medical doctors fud. HnueVsf.
tbas Heur9s Carbofic Salpe Is affecsEng
8 erre.p RsHsre Of imitsll0ns.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
rag RAILROAD nrEEr.Na

The meeting Of the committee Of If
teen on railroad matters. called TO meet |
st the Office of Holmes 8 Holden this |
afternoon at 2 80. was dismal failure
The committee of the whole was there,
that is most Of them, but the travelling
eommittee-the gentlemen that recently
went out around the country in search
Of tTunklines-faIled to show up. At 3
O'Clock the News man walked INTO the
supposed meeting, and found .
knot of men gathered around
the store. discussing every topic from
sidewalks mp. This was the first CON-
mittee and one OF them told the News
man thst they had waited patiently tor
the sub committee TO appear, but their
recent trip had made them quite high
toned, and he thought IL was advisable
70 send an escort Of citizens, g brass
band and shack 70 walt on the great three
and escort them with AL honors due
railroad snagnates TO the place Of meet.
ing. Lack OF funds, however /,
caused this idea TO be abandoned. The
1 uloJiDLsy VI boC COE1t4Aboco bCCl4G9 "
think the travelling committee had bet
ter explain themselves bsfore new funds
were appropriated for their enjoy
ment The idea Of calling a
mass meeting for Thursday after
noon was discussed, but call was
not msde. The committee should be
gwen ample time TO tell the people what
they did and what railroad will favor
EmpoEIa first. Just think Of the big
trunk lines this city will hear Of
from the committee. They went
to the big cities to get railroad or 80
and of course they got them. Who
said they didnTG Nobody, but the peo-
pie want to know what kind Of q time
they had. If they enjoyed themselves on
their trip, how many trunk lines were
secured. the number of railroad men
they met, how much money they have
LETT, whether they had enough TO carry
them through in style BETTING would
be railroad kings, and If they would like
to go againH
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
EvFRyRony kNows

That distractions in any Important
channel means disaster Obstructien in
the oFgans OF the human body brings
disease. They must De cleared awaV.
physical wreck will follow. Primley's
Iron Wahoo Tonic stands without e
rival for the blood. Price, 80 cents and
800. Forsale by the following drug
gists: B. Wheldon, Chas, Ryder, w. r
Irwin. d. W. Morris
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
From Tuesdays Daily.
MARREEn

At tbs residence Of Mr.. Drake on
Cottonwood street. last evening. by
Elder R. L. Lots. Mr. Clarence w
stotfsE and Miss bora I. Highwood
The wedding was private. and only
relatives Of The contracting parties and .
few friends were presant. An elegant
supper was served. MF. and MEs.
stoiler viii go 70 housekeeping at
once At his home on Phenis creek.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

We have carefully perused the lIst of
bills passed at the extra session of the
Legislature but failed to find an act reg
nlatiug the size OF chunks Of ice sold to
consumers during the season OF the
church festival and the ice cream hold
up IN Kansas.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
n you AnR acrna
10 Florida. 70 the EosId,s rais !. Ne
fa-a.~...

70 Florida, 60 the worlds Rair Il New
ORLEANS.
Or 20 any point south, and wish 10 havc
. pleasant trip, you VIII need TO be in.
formed as % the best, quickest end
cheapest route. The Memphis Short
Route south, with ifs through buffet
sleeping cars Kansas City 10 New Or
leans, lie free reclining chair cars Kan
ezs City 90 Memphis land being over one
hundred miles the shortest line 90 tho
eouth). is practically the only line from
Kansas City, the vest and northwest. 20
all southern cities. No other Isne runs
through cars between Ksosas City and
New Orleans. No other route can offer
but one change Of cars from Kansas CITY
60 Jacksonville ana other Florida points.
There IL 40 other good route between
the west and the soufh- Ask your ticket
agent for tickets Wa the Memphis Short
Route. Write for large map. with time
tables. showing through connections.
Mailed free. J. 6. LocKwooD.
q. p. q r. A. Kansas City. Mo.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
MONEY TO LOAN
ON REAL ESTATE SECURITY,
WITH OR WITHOUT COMMISSION
EMERSON & BUI.KI Ely
RAILRoAo MEETING.

Pursuant to the order of the citizens
railroad meeting, held at the court house
on Saturday, January 30th, meeting of
citizens is hereby called to
be held at the court house in
this city on Thursday at O'Clock p. m,
10 hear the report of the committee ap-
pointed az the first named meeting
j. .. WATSON, Chairman.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
a RsllabIe Artlele.

For enterprise. push and q desire 20
get such goods as will give the trade sat
isEackion Charles Ryder and ]. A. Moore.
che druggists, lead Ali composition, They
sell Dr- Bosanko's Cough and Lung SyF-
uD. because It Is the best mediclne on
the market fOf coegae, cOlda. Group end
primary consumption Price. 50 cents
and 81. Samples free.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
TIE EDITOR NOE IN,

Iraie sabscrIber-"I want co see the
fellow that wrote that article"
Office hOy-"Must been the editor. 1
guess.
$50 suppose. Where is her Where
is he, say ~
"He's not ill.,"
"oh. he amt In, ami heg Amt in,
Ell? Well, where is hep
"He's stteDdin' the fuucra, OF a man
what called to see him on Monday"
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

There will be . prohibition meeting
Friday At 8 p. m, in the Business COL
lege. for the purpose OF completing the
organization OF the third party club
All who are interested in this line of
work are invited. Remember the time
and place. BY order Of committee.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
soatnern Kansas RAN .av.

The short aud most dire. route 70
Kansas City, ST. LOUIS, Chicago, Omaha
aud ali points east and north; and the
short line from Kansas City 70 Cherry
vale. Independence, Winfield. Well
ingtoD, and Harper, Kansas, and
all points IN Texas and the Indian
Territory Tr2ins for the east leave as
Tells q. m. s. B HYNRs,
j. L. BARNS. Gen1 Pass. Agt.
Superintendent.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
washcd-out Hair.

There Is sort of palIid chalky com
plexion which the novelists call
washed cut complexion " 1t is ghAst-
ly enough ard no mistake. Washed out
faded, discOlored or partly coloIed hair
is almost az repulseful and melancholy.
PaIkers Hair Bslsam will restore
your hair to Its original color. whatever
it was; brown, auburn o. black. Why
veal moss on your head when you can
easily have lively, shiny hair?
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The reports that have been going the
rounds to the effect that G. A. Rowley
was poisoned. is a decided mistake.
The parties circulating the reports had
better let up, for Mr.. Rowley is on the
war-pash and proposes to make the Cos
sips swallow their statements.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

VIM. e. Woodland, enc OF the we'll
known Normal students. opened his
heart Saturday night and gave boy
selling papers five dollar gold piece
for News. he meant to give the boy
Two cents. he is now looking around
for the boy, a. he wishes to get back his
change His search will probably result
IN, money gon1l boy gone"
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The world deals good naturally with
good naiured people. II you wish to
be popular, have kind word for every
body; at least don't be inclined to be
cute and acknowledgements may feel
sorry for you and think your liver is out
Of order.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Frazierss Root Bitaers act strongly up
On the liver and kidneys, keep the bssWels
open aud regular, make the weak esFCng,
heal the lungs, build up the nerves. sud
cleanse the blend and system af every
imrHrsty. Sold by d. ". Morris. drug
gisi Price 500. n
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The ladies Of the Christian church
will hold q public missionary meeting
at their church on Wednesday evening,
March Sd. The program will consist of
anthems. recItations. ETC., and collecting
missionary offerings.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

We have had q good sized winter. and
now we anxiously await Developments
as TO wha. March will give US. We have
heard from the corn.husk, the cat fish,
the muskrat, the goose's wish-bone, and
the ground hoR,-the mud hen Is yet to
be heard from
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The county commissioners ordered the
release of Lucinda Wlllians of Read
ing, yesterday Lucinda was arrested
and fined for disturbing the peace a
short time ago, ahd not having money
enough TO liquidate, was committed.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

A real Albino was found on our
streets to-day. 1t had beautiful pink
eyes and long, fiawIng white hslr.
Where It came IRON and Whese Il was
bound for, no one knew. It IS sup
posed thar it had escaped from some
side show.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The II told you so" fellows are getting
too numerous in this city. o. every
corner as you pass by, you hear the
words II told you So" Like the dis
gushing word traits" this expression
haa ,vorr one
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Marshal White says the tramps con-
hned IN the city prison are the worst
toughs he ever saw. They seem to be an
organized band. Their conduct last
night merits the attention Of q few
good men with clubs.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Messrs. Watson, Riggs ana Finley, the
gentlemen composing the sub. commit.
tee appointed TO go east and look mp
railroads wishing location. returned to-
day on passenger train.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

There is . class Of people in this CITY
that may be termed naIl.keg philoso.
phers. They never work and always
congregaie In some store and discuss
politics and religion. The old seeds
are quite cute occasionally, but they are
nuisance and the merchant who toler-
aies them IN the capacity of stovewarm.
ers will lose trade. Their purchases
are generally hung up on the slate"
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

E,TpopT. M.rrh .

ENPoRIA, March 8, 1886.
Notice is hereby given that On the
lat day of March, 1886. the permit issued
70 Arthur G. Drewiiz of this city, was
revoked and cancelled Of record, and
same lie null aud void.
]. W. PARRTEeToN,
Probate Lndpe.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
sr,n D,......u,r

By DR.. Frazier's Magic Ointment.
Cures as If by magic. Pimples. Black
Heads or Grabs. Blotches and Eruptions
on the face. leaving The skin clear and
beautiful. Also cures Itch. Salt Rheum,
Sore Lips. aud cid. Obesinsse Ulcers.
Sold By D. W. Morris, Druggist
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
nAsxErs ar rnADE OEnTEkA
At Kansas city.

KANeAs CITY. March 3.
receipts. 955; market fair:
COWS, 50 2503 IS: feeders, $2.beGl 70; ship
ping, a1-102A Is; mark nrm 60 lee higher.
Ho0B- Recrtpss, $50; sseAdy, hoice
heavy hogs. sc higher.
Daily fadlc1soF reports: WEKAx-Re-
csipts, 5000; shipments, 9,009; in store, eg7,-
900; market stronger: Nc. red. cash, "a
bid, "a esked; Apr 1. 70 bid. 75X asKed; AaY,
IS bid. Ssk aSked. No. 3 son cash, sss
asked.
CoRN-Receipss 3, 600 ba shipments. 500;
in store, E5, eco; market steady; No cash,
Ssk bid, zk askeds April, 2SZ0995k;
Mey, 9ost GSQX; No. : white cash % 6lds
3oH asked.
OAFs-No. : c. b. - bid.
RYE-E0minai.
Eaa8-Ssea1y, Tx.
BUFTER- UncsauRed.
HAY-Fancy small ba'ed, Is %
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
rarmcrs ANA Mechanics.

Save money aud doctor bills. Relieve
your mothers, wives and sisters by
timely purchase OF DIR. Bosasko's Cough
and Lung Syrup, the best known rene
dy for coughs, COLDS, Group and bron-
chial affections Relieves children of
Group in one night; may save you hun
dreds of dollars Price so cents and 81.
Sample free. Sold by Chas Ryder and
j. A Moore
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
WANTED AN EDlroR VINO
s'WRTTEs."

WANTED An EDATOk WHO
"wRTrEs."
A young lady was introduced to
gentleman At party.
sThsy tell me you are a newspaper
man.
Il an" He was going TO say that he
had the honor, but be thought 1t an In
oppoftune occasion for just pride.
"Ahd yoo are one Of the editors -
Il am am the telegraph editor"
.'Do you wrtegn
rOh. mo-"
rWtItyou some day Introduce me 20
an editor who writesi know several
newspaper editors, but none OF them
write. I wonder who does the wrlIIne,"
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

The Welsh BENEVOLENT society will
meet at the Armory tomorrow evening
al O'Clock All the Welsh are invited
to attend. The meeting Is TO celebrate
st David's day.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
u,,n,..,. ar,,.. ~.

The best saive in the world fo= cuts
bruises, sOHes, ulcers, salt rheum. sever
sores, letter, ehepped hands, chilblains,
corns and all skin ernptions, and posi-
lively cures piles or no pay required.
It Is guaranteed TO give perfect s&tisfaG-
ton or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by B. Wheld0n.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Rev. r. Fl. Williams, who delivered
an able sermon in this city short time
ago at the Welsh church, preached the
first Welsh sermon ever heard in Kansas
CITY, Sunday.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04
ZONES eLYcERINE ARNIcA SAVE

Stands ss the father OF sAlves Tor cuts,
salt rheum, lever sores, burns, chilblains,
letter. piles, chapped hands, frozen feet,
botls and all skin diseases. Price, 25
cents. Warranted. For sale by the fol.
lowing druggists: B. Wheldon, Chas.
Ryder, w. r. IRWIN, D. W. Norris
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

"A segular graduate OF i've medical
colleges" was fred out prominent drug
store Yesterday. because be called for
eight ounces Of whisky three timss in
eight hours.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Two Young men who were decidedly
drunk made themselves obnoxious yes
terdAy. One OF them performed beau
iiful somsrsault in g muddy pool on the
opera house corner.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

A little girl in one Of the departments
Of our city schools. on being asked by
the teacher the plural OF mouse, inno-
Gently answered rats" The answer
bewildered the teacher AID brought
down the house.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Dealers say that the demand forclover
and timothy seed is unprecedented.
Both clover and timothy did unusually
well last year. and this Is probably the
cause of the brisk demand.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1886-03-04

Topeka Is excited over a circular is
sued BY dynamiters. Excitement IL use
less. The ancient people OF that city
are hardly worth the trouble necessary
TO blow them up.