New-York tribune., 1886-06-03

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho English Peace Society feels encouraged because
few English clergymen have been found willing to
preach sermons In favor OF peace But 1t Sill romans
true that the British pulpit aggressvey pnsnacous
whenever there are wars or rumors OF wars.
Baaley-This Is an age OF invention, Clara Have you
heard OF Dr. Bells discovery
Mrs B.-What did he discover ,,,
water for Instance don't exactly drift of the
discovery. but It is very wonderful"
posits that fluids affect the voce-whiskey. for In
stance. Have you ever noticed that, william =
Curtain falls In dead silence LPhIIadephia Cai'
plucky that gets married for the first time
when he is fifty years old.
pony whiskey brought 500. This is pretty hign
price for n pony OF whskey. pony 81 brandy,
We been told, bo had for 20 cents- Norristown
Herald.
/. Is very probable that not single sailor lives who
does believe that Friday san unlucky day Captain
Barnstable OF Cape Cod cndeavored to dsprove this
by laying the keel OF ship Friday ho launched her
on Friday named her Friday. and always went to sea on
Friday The vessel finally lost on Friday and the
captain two mates and twelve seamen were drowned.
Fair Custon.er-I want to get box Of candy for a
gentleman What kind would you recommend
Confect tioner-What Is his business I
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Of those narroas gacS would be
Appropriate e-candd chestnuts, you know ,o.,...
Fair Customer-Gvo me a column or tnem.- lCnlcago
Rambler.
A dispatch says that women OF Philadelphia are send
ing out "roll of honor" to include the names OF all
Philadelphia corporations and firms which have agreed
to give their employees haf-holiday. Now let them
make out another rol TO include the names OF women
who agree no. to shop Saturday afternoons and who
Keep their agreement.
sEAsoNABLE RHYME
Again the zephyrs sigh along the leas,
Aud blooms the violet and the buttercup
Now softly blows the balmy western breeze,
And tho thermometer Is going mp.
The golden dandeon mods It's head
Again feel tho odor OF the briar,
Aud Thomas" rcappears upon the shed
At night to warble tO his loved I" Marlar."
= Boston Courier
woman In Clarion Penn recently gave birth to four
children Her husband thinks Of applying to The NEW
YORK TRIDUNR's "frcsh heir fund" for aid Norris
town Herald Oh WELL he doesn't need any fresh heir.
Mrs. Tubbs, OF Red Bluff. according to the George
years ago took until week ago, when Re
arm became sore aud sweled its natural size
from the effect or the vaccine matter San Francisco
Alta.
Tho erection OF an American hospital in the City of
Mexico mas now begun in earnest Americans In and
out OF Mexico says The TcO Republics, "should make
IL point OF honor supply ample funds for the COM
ueon of the prise which Is demanded in the
of humanity IS well in the interest Of the good name
OF the American people. Contributions may DO sent to
the American Legation in Mex 90, whose head Is the
prssdent OF the American Benevolent Society in Mexico,
which has undertaken the building OF the hospital"
The Rev. w. II. II. Murray is again exploiting his
wooGcraft IN print Among other Things, lie states hat
fifteen years ago the Adirondack region was almost
unknowI," aud that "twenty houses mostly built Of
ogs were all that were there." ~
Mr. Murray is again TOO imaginative. II was In 1869
that Paul smith built his big hotel the Saranac TO ac-
the crowds that were hocking TO the wilder
forks TO eat with. Probably Mr. Murray nevor saw the
Adrondacks until that region hal become the resort of
cockney sporsmen with path worn along every trout
brook and the ar redolent OF frying pork from the
"canps" the shore Of every lake. Boston Record