Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-11-26
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Trade winds-swapping below,
LIT is the little caskaids that w.
the falls of man, "ec
THE sort of helm for a fleet J.,
is slippery elm bark. 'ar
EVERY woman may be the o,,oo.
her own kinged-home.
ONLY the sublimity of cheek c.n
to the grandeur of luck >"n
How TO keep eggs in hot veathI
take them to the equator.
"WouLD you believe it? 1h,ro
that idea in my head these six mou.l
allow lonely it must have been,n
THERE is duty of 25 Der cant
foreign musical Instruments, and
a young man has a French ho,s
seems to think it isshis duty to plnyi
it 70 per cent. of the time y.
Siftings.
IHE unlucky lover whose best
has married another man can oot
revenge if he will. He can aet :,
party Of friends to escort the voJ
couple to the train, and so give AL
away to all their fellow-passepgar1
Sone,Uille Journal.
CLASS in history: Professor /
then Erostratus, in a fit of stupid yon}
set fire to the magnificent temnlol
Diana at Ephesus, and The sor
the banker, Grossac, very much eycitl
here interrupts the professor: oval
insured?"- French paper.
ALGERSoN-Do you know, I don't
lieve there is anything in the tbed
that fish is gweat bwain food. Aucus|
Why, I always supposed that wal
fact. Have you eaten much id
Algernon-Oh, ya-as, an awful
Ausustus--Well, then, I guess Won
right, old chap.-The Rambler.
DAZZLED HIM.
The actor down to the flootlights strode
And his strides they were immense
And from his parted lips there flowed
strain of eloqucnce.
What made the actors head to spin,
And his sight to leave him there?
I, y
Who snt in an orchestra chair.
Boston Courier.
Cross husband, sitting down to
late brealfast--Wife, have Won o,
heard of Joan of Arc? WHEY
indeed. Husband-She was burn
at the stake, wasn't she? Wife
That Is what history says. Husba
Well, this steak wouldn't scorch
any. It's as cold as wedge.--Tey
Sifings.
"YEs, my Melindy has sartinly
an ear for singing" "Where is
now?" 40 she's in hot house do
.tew Boosting completin' her musi
education" "In q hot housed" "Sari
that's what I said" "You mean a G
servatory." "What's ther diferen,
Amt a conservatory q hot house?
Carl Pretzeps Weekly.
"SAY," said Jones to Brown as
two were passing down the strd
there's Smith coming; let's cross Of
to the other side" "What's
matter?" asked Brown; edo you 4
him anything?" ooh! no, but
busted in business, you know. In Il
he is dead broke; hasn't cent to
name, and [ don't like to be seen as
eating with him." ooh, yes, I $
let's cross over" And they crossed
Boston Courier.
A CONCORD PHILOSOPHER.
He is polysyllnbic and sesquipedalian
words that are sanscrit and Greek
Australian; and Parthian, Mede. or
mite, he don't regard or feel q II
Etruscan, Basque. or Timbuctese,
Ethiopian and Chinese, the Hottentot
Japancse-from every tongue beneath
heaven this verbal thief will steal Il L
And so with his polygot ola podrida he b
every victimized listener or reader,
his verbal and sinuous tergiversations
lexicographicalp eregrinations the sci
and ologies discussed in all the cole
and all their lore and knowledges,
mingled in his casual talk and ratiot
tons.
IS. ". F., in Tid-Bits.
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