New-York tribune., 1886-08-24
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Nearly all the prominent Government onciais are
absent from Washington, and yet no Democratic organ
refers to them as "junketDg at the expense OF the
people" Let us have some good red-ho articles on the
sin Of "junkeling."
husband once seized large knife.
And attempted to carve up his kwife,
But the neighbors ran in,
In the midst OF the din.
And succeeded III saving her kiife.
maid, with expression benign,
Whose dresses were costly and hgn,
Was wooed by a youth,
But she doubted his TRUTH
And to give him her hand did declign.
Amaideu was scared by gnome.
As shs climed up the stairs ~ the gd0me
OF State House one day
For a view OF tho bay.
And she uttered shrek and ran ghome.
-lB0ston Courier.
The Galveston Necs does not have very high opinion
of the Democracy OF New-York. "The country at this
timen IL SAYS, "is having surfeit OF New-York DEM
ocratc politics. and there to doubt that It
would not benefit rather than inure Cleveland in tho
next National Convention TO have New-York opposed 10
him Soma of the leaders OF the New-YOrk Democracy
ara already in the penitentary, and twenty-five or
thirty Others are indicted The Democrats OF the South
and West who will control the next National Conven-
tIou will not be likely to be Influenced by the friends
and constituents Of the Jaehnes the Kinks, the Thomp
sons. tho Flynns the O'Briens aud the Squires."
be people of the country clamorng for the namo
of the gentleman who coined tho word iawsmitn des
ignating those labor agtaors who toll only with their
ths Is.
cakes etc. should sent to him. in OF the edlto
ISnS 1I aood to eat be- careful properly
will be gobbled In the business ce.-lMinBeapols
Tribune.
The Hon. "Tm" Campbell Is an honored guest On
some of the most recherche Eastside excursions. and
delights the boys by telling them what big time he had
in Wsshing gton. He generally concludes with his his
toric remark: Boys. aint George Washington, but
git there all the same"
Magazine Edltorrt is time to arrange for our Christ
mas stories.
Yes. they have dubbed together, hired room in an
ice houae ana send the Office boy around twice day
to Jingle sleigh bells under the wndow-lOmaha Worio'
The Boston Saturday Erenin0 Gazette thinks that there
are altogether many people who are sezed Win
desire to wrte-up beautiful every time they
20 to the country tells these people shat editors nave
had quite enough OF "craggy mountain sides' Oh
skies OF tue varied hues OF fairyland" LAKES STR
red into rippes by sudden breeze; OF "snadowspsy
ing ON the grass OF this charming locality nftcen
miles from Somewhere and twenty miles from some-
where E!se with delightful drives from Here to There
Of gorgeous sunsets, ana OF the thousand anu ono
other sources Of delight to asprants for epstoiary
honors Ia type, who artlessly imagine that whAt no"
| 70 them is new to all the world beside.
Maud-Yes, have sent him back his letters given
| him back his ring.
Edlth-And are you happy
"No, miserable.
"Then why did you doit y - .
"Wel, pa and ma we're so pleased with MIN a,s va
afraid we weren't suited TO each hother-Omahs "oro'
And now one of the Niagara Falls lunatics goes
the rapids with one end OF hs barrel open and
his head proruding The public will DO surprised W
learn that It Is anything with head on Its shouuefs
| that IL engaged In thL wretched performance.
The aggregate number OF students at the twenty X
man uniyersties during the summer term <Y,on 81
increase Of 1908 compared with that OF iooo An
thls number different nsututons ~
lows Bsrlip 4A34 Leip:ic 1880 Muas. ana Svsrr
burg l369; FrslburE 1910; Bonn l,292;; Gottipgen