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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
A NEW SPEECH.

Senator Harris Of Tennessee, is the
victim Of 7-year-old maiden who
lives in the house at which he boards
On Capitol hill. Recently she went
into the parlor, as the story goes, and
found Senator Harris holding a very
animated conversation with two visi-
tors. He was doing all the talking
and tho child did not remain long.
That evening she astonished her par
ents by saying;
"osnator Harris is learning new
speech
"Why, how do you knowl"
81 heard him to day"
"What did he sayl'
81 forget, but he slapped his fist on
the table and said 'd-Casey Young. "
Washington Corr. st. Louis Repub-
lioan.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
KING LOUIS BUILDING sToPPED.

A very active correspondence has
bsen lately carried on between the
Royal Princess" and the King, the
result Of which was a long interview
between Baron Won Lutz, the Bayarian
Prime Minister, and Herr Won Sch
neider, the Royal architect. The
effect Of the interview has been to stop
all the building operations a. Ho-
penchwanghau and at Herren- Chem
see, which King Louis had purposed
making Bavarian Versailles. Doubt
less all the building operation in pro-
gress at tho FIVE or six other castles
and hunting lodges will also be stop
ped at snee. BY the term "Reyal
Princess the Kings uncle, Duke Lult-
pold, must be meant, who is the only
member Of the Royal family In a po-
stion to interfere with the King, his
brother, Prince Ohio, leading most
retired life on aceount OF his health.
Duke Luitpold is next in order of sue
cessien, and under the BavariaH Fam
lily law would have the right to inter-
fere against waste of the common pat
rimony of tho Royal family. Letter
from Munich to the Frankfurter Zeit-
ung.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
THURSDAY. JULY Is. lss
1886
MAJESTIC PRESENTATION % A PLAY

IN the wintsr Of 1868, the principal
theatre in Denver, Col, was under
The management Of John Lsngrish.
A that time ssms I, 900 Unisn soldiers
we're stationed there. The soldiers
tssk great inttrsst In the theatre and
we're ito principal, or at least the most
suthusiastie patrons. Every night
The house was crswded--Particularly
ths esllsry-with soldiers. To please
tLs boys in blue, Mr.. Langrish put on
The "Siegs Of Lucknow" Both men
aud sfscsrs tsok great interest IN the
pisss. They we're determined that it
should be produced in 6ne style. The
soldiers made . lat of bombs To be
used in the fort scene the officers
allowed two cannsns to BE- brought to
the theatre for use in the fort, and
City men armed with musksts volun-
tesrsd te act - the attacking party Of
natives. For TIVE sr three days pre-
visus to the night when the piece was
10 bs presented there we're moro sol.
dicrs ct work on the stage and about
the theatre than helpers Of any kind.
They bssssd al the warliks prepare
iions.
The great night came, aud the sol.
disrs had the house. Not only were
they in the gallery, but they alss filed
the ssats in the lower fesr. Mrs
Lsngrish tosk the part Of "Jsssie
BrowR." when the attack was made
sn the fort the firing WAS terrific.
Thsa the bombs began to fall in the
isrt. Thsss we're balls Of yarn con
timing gunpowdsr. In order to pro-
dsss good effects, the reckless soldiers
wAs made these imitation bombshslls
he'd placed in each nearly half . pound
Of powder. They made . report as
loud ~ the lsrssst China bombs. The
bombs made il mighty hot fer poor
Jessie Brown" In less than half
minute her dress was en- FIRE in two or
three places, and everybody expected
. ~ her beat . retreat. But thoss
with hsr In the fort smcthered her
burning drsae, and she stosd her
sreund.
The suppositisu was amsng the peo-
pie 81 the theatre that the cannon was
not loaded. The primihg Of the piece
was - BE- flashed, and drum was to
b struck TO initiate the report. But
ssns soldier had slippsd into one Of
The cannons . cartridge containing
about two pouhds Of powder. When
those in the fort began to reply to the
hrs Of the attacking party, this eannsr
wss tsughsd of, and it blew = hole
through the side Of the theatre nearly
eight feet square. This excited the
ssldisrs in front, and those in the gal
lsry began firing their fevolvsrs up in
to the ceiling, while those below
turned loose into the Aoor. In few
ssesnds the whsls place was so full Of
powder smoks that one could hardly
breathe Or see. Ths lights presented
the appearance Of street lamps seen
Through dense fog. The excuse that
The soldiers sfrsrwsrd made for rid
ding the Aoor and ceiling was that all
va ~ much like real battle THAT
.Asy forget whore they were, and 50
Began firing before they realized what
.nsy we're about. That night all "tho
.oys In blue" felt that they get the
'cll worth of their money.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15

e'I sec the Socialists Of Chicago are
in fermsnt," observed the Judge.
"You surely are Mistaken" replied
the major. Mistaken! Nothing of
the kind Didn't / see it in the
paperl" Cant help it if you did.
Ferment means ts work, and that 9
something Socialists don't do.-Pitts-
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
P. McCAGAR,
ID II NJ II 4 q II
BATTLE MOUNTAIN, HEv.

BATTLE MOUNTAIN, NEv.
! am now stopping at the AMERI-
OAN EXCHANGE HOTEL and am
prepared to do all kinds Of Dental
work in satisfactory manner. Work
Charges, reasonable.
iune34w
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
w. j. BLACK,
Assayer, Lewis. New.

Ores carefully Assayed, Samples
sent from distance promptly attend
ed to and returns made the following
day. Charges one dollar for each test
for Geld and Silver.
my20tf w J BLACK.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15

] was chatting with wsll-posted
hotel man to nigh. who was telling me-
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15
CAPITAL HOTEL

THIS OLD AND POPULAR HOUSE
RAS BEEN GREATLY I'M.
PROVED BY the AD-
DlTl0N OF
A lot If Fine, Airy Roems, and the
Table IS supplied with the best in
the Market. The Culinary
Department is under the
direct supervision
Of
Mrs. L. D. Huntsman,
Proprietress.
No pains are spared to accom-
modato the guests.
Capital Saloon.
cARsoa HyMTSMAN. Prop.
THIS first. class place Of resort has
just been decorated and painted in the
most approved style, and the
genial Proprietor is always to be
found ready to serve his customers
with the finest brands Of CIGARS
kept for sale anywhere, and keeps the
best WINES and LIQUORS to be
had any place this side Of Sacramento.
The thirsty, and travelling public es-
pecially, will do wsl to remember this
fact. feb4tf
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1886-07-15

Job Printing neatly executed q
this Office.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
GENERAL. SPORTING NOTES.

Hanlan preclsts that Beach will beat Gau-
daur.
Inspector B. has won the Dryers SSS,7Os
this season.
Pierre Lorillard's colors win be again seen
on the turf next year.
Mills, of Liverpool, has raised the twenty
four hour bicycle record to 2T3 miles.
The proposed fight between Jack Fogarty
and Joe Ellingsworth is Off for the present.
Jacob Schaefer, the champion billiard
player, has opened a billiard hall in st.
Louis.
L. E. Myers, the famous runner, is now
writing tickets for Harry Snedeker, the well
known bOokmaker.
1t Is said that no less than seventeen trot-
tiers have trotted a mile in 2:20 or less ON the
Rochester track this season.
A glove contest between Denny Kelleher
and Jack Fogarty will take place near Bos-
ton IN the latter part of October.
After Wallace Ross returns home from
England be will mako preparations for swim
ming the whirlpool of Niagara Falls.
A prominent turf writer alleges that the
betting element among the patrons of horse
racing is growing less and less every year.
Suffolk park is to hold a trotting meeting,
beginning Oct. 10, and the following week
Belmont park will hold a four days trotting
and pacing carnival.
The London Referee accepts Johnson's 100
yard record, Q As, as genuine, and adds that
it is a performance that many have tried to
accomplish, but failed.
Robert Renfrew, of Boston, says he is
ready to meet Duncan e. Ross or Charles
Walsh i'll q mounted broad sword contest in
or near Boston for $500 q side.
Wolf Rendof, the heavyweight boxer, who
fought Jem Smith and Jack Kniftoa for tho
championship, has returned from England
and is ready to meet any man in America.
Paddy Ryan writes from Chicago that if
his glove contest ends satisfactorily he will be
ready to fight either John L. Sullivan or
Frank Heard to a finish, with hard gloves.
Budd Doble, the famous trainer of Gold
smith Maid, has secured a stallion named
Bonnie McGregor, which he claims to he the
~trotter, and will give Maud s. u push
for Der record.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18

Origon TransC Continental is down 1s and
Northern Pacific preferreds. Transactions
443, s44 shares. Quotations closed bid rs
follows:
Adams Express, 14O; American Express;
106; Central Pacific, 444; Chesapeake ana
Ohio 81; do preferred. firsts 15g do seconds
81; Chicago and Alton, al; do. preferred
100; Chicago, Burlington and Quincy, lS7;
Cleveland and Columbus, 614; Delaware
and Hudson, 1919; Denver and Rio
Grande, 31s; Erie 335 do preferred 75;tt
Wayne. 1471; Illinois Central, 1876; Lake
Erie and Western, 8; Lake Shore, SO;
Michigan Central, S44; Minneapolis and
st. Louis, p; do preferred, 462; Missouri
Pacific, 1125; New Jersey Central, 5I4;
Northern Pacific, 273; do preferred, Coz;
Chicago and Northwestern, 1l74;d prefer
red. 1423; New York Central, 1928; Ohio
Central, -; Ohio and Mississippi, 263;
do preferred, 80; Oregon T"Ianscontinen-
tai. 33!; Pacific Mail, 57s; Panama, So;
Peoria d. Il E., 800; Pittsburg, 1872;
Pullman Palace Car, 1895; Reading, 33i;
Rock Island, 1873; st. Louis and San
Francisco, 324; do preferred, 64i; do first
preferred, 1l4l; ST. Paul, Minneapolis
and Minnesota, l1Jf; st. Paul and Omaha
40; do preferred, l12!; Texas Pacific, ll4;
Union Pacific, 595; United States EX-
press, e.; Western Union Telegraph, So.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
MUSICAL NOTES.

Miss Lillian Russell will join Mr.. DufFs
comic opera troupe in San Francisco and az
pear in "A Trip to Africa-"
Rubinstein Will personally conduct the first
performance of his new Sixth Symphony
in LeipSic, which will take place next
November.
Prague is to have a Mozart Cycle in DC
tober, at which that masters operas will be
presented in chronological succession.
Arditi's famous waltz, IN Bacio," which
has been u source Of revenue to so many music
publishers, has yielded its composer only 80
francs.
The Venetian composer, Angelo TeSaro,
has completed q new opera, John HuS,"
which is said to lie constructed on WagnCrian
principles and to be rich in scenic effects.
Albert Niemann, the German tenor, will
receive $4,000, besides having his travelling
expenses and hotel bills paid, for his three
months engagement in this country for next
season.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
WHEELING AND ELM GROVE R. R.

follows.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18

AL trains Tally except Sunday.
Puliman's Palace Buffet ar Hotel SleeplW
Cans through without change from Steub.nvill,
Elvi To Philadelphia and New York, Weston Co
mmbus. Cincinnati, Louisville, Chicago, India,
uaTulis and -. Louis.
For through tickets, baggage checks, sleeping
car accommodations, and any further Information
apply tO JSO. q. TOMLiNSON, Ticket Agent a
Panhandle Station, foot Of Eleventh street. or
AT City Ticket Office, under McLurc HOusc, wheel.
ing. JAMES NdREA
General Manager, Pittsburg. Pa.
y. A. FORD.
Gonl pas and Ticket Agent. PitusbTrz
PENNSYLVANIA COMPANY, OPERATING
! Cleveland and Pittsbug K y.
C1ndenrel timetable 81 a~cngc trains cor.
r-cted 10 AUGUST u. lsT-CeHlfal standard
Time.
EAST AsB NORTH To nTIsBUEG X CLEVELAND.
sTATIDNs. A.N,AN IN. y. =. n.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
COMMISSIONERS SALE.

CTATE or WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTY Oh
> Ohio, city "f Wheeling. In the Municipal
Court OF Wheeling.
Missouri l.. Brintuu, nUd uihCr> ly
next friend, ~. In ,hor,cry
". >''
Mary J. Colts ami others.
Pursuant To the authority vested III him 10y two
DEGREES in above cause, one made March ~,
lNJ, and the other un january -, lNNi, the Un-
designed special commissioner will sell, on
WEDNESDAY. JILl 18th. 4. u. 1856.
Commencing at ~ O'clock "a. IN, nj public auction,
al the front door of the CONT li"uSc OF ohio
county, West Virginia, in sIid city al Wheeling,
To- the highest bidder, The real estate in said city
ut which Mary :. bruton died seized, that ifin
say:
The south half Of lot No. - ON Tie IIrr of the
addition commonly known u> john EulN AdlI
ton fronting Oh the west Side OF Market street
and beng thvnUNtI lot north 81 the lot Attn" north
west corner of Twenty sixth and Market streets,
less, however, 81 much "l said half lot IL VA
hCrrtulurv conveyed tu one Patrick MCGahHu 10y
said Mary :. ErlHtOn and husband 10y decd dated
OUluhcr -, lN.N. and now Of record IN ia, Ulll"r
oflhr clerk at The County Cuurt uI 'aii county ~
decd lUUk ~, al page to, Which part ~ conveyed
j. bounded as follows. Beginning at the south.
west Curucr of the halt lot um an alley and nIIi.
ming thence with the east side ui the alley to the
northwest corner Of >lii half lot. thence parallel
with the south line uflIc halt lot T. feet. thence
parallel with the west line To- the south line
thereof. and from thence l. feet Ia the place at
beginning.
On the part orSlid lot To De Srll there i Il good
tHO-,lury brick dwelling house.
TERMS OF SALE.- Onc-thirl OF the purchac
money, aiId 81 ulIrhm more thcrrufast The purchaser
SHALL eject Ia pay. in cash uu the day ul ,nlr, the
residue thereof payable in two equal u.lulmrnts
ia uur ami two yoIH nom The day ui sal" WI'h
Interest from that luy: the purchaser tn give his
notes To-: the deferred payments, hearing interest
with PERSONAL security therein salI.lucIury Ia The
SIucIul Commissioned, a@i the til" tu the prop
crty ,"id Ia 1T retained uniII the payment ia i'il
81 the purchase munUy.
ALFRED CALDWELL,
Special commissioner.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
Philadelphia.
PETROLEUM.
oil CITY.

VIZ w
OIL CITY, September l7.-Pctrnleum-
Opened at Ole; highest G1ic; lowest
6l4c; closed at 6ijc. Sales, 2,2Sj, 600 bar
relS, clearanccS $500, OO0 barrels, char
tiers III Ill barrels, shipments S9,2T5
barrels.
Pittsburgh.
PITrSGrRGH, September II Petroleum
Active and firm; opened at Gii: closed
At "a, highest G5}; lowest GU.
bradford.
BRADFORD, September I1.-rrrtrolrum
Opened at "a . closed at GU; highest
81 lowest Gi5. Clraramcrs, i,~i2 ono
barrels.
TiturNillr.
T]IrvsvIILE, September L.. Petroleum
Opened at Gl,; closed at ca; highest
Gii; lowest O..
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
rprD WITH SORES.

allotted since last March with a
..srshJtn Inns called ECzema. My face
, ,T >rsbS and SorSS and The Itch.
asod VII vrr, almost Em~hearahle. seeing
"a &s@,dtss - ,I 9sfH TSzi6 5SSq@ GStieSSa
-. 20 CIV. 'yfTrua'ly and RcNOlyent In
rarl1~ ",nThS IrullmySelt cured, In
v 90 tG- I make thiSpu6hcS statement
a1s a' ",VpS CLARA A. FREDERICK.
4. IrvW.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
LIVE STOCK.
Wheeling.

The cattle market this week was quite
active and prices changed 4 good deal from
those o flast week. The hog market was
fairly active, while lambs were somewhat
quite. MeSSrs. Hudson K Rayha furnish
the following quotations:
CattleI,OO0 to LOO lbs stock 3!a4c
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
DRY GOODS.


New YORK, September l1.-Dry Goods
The general trade has hccn of good pro
portions, with considerable doing in dress
GOODS, l%lannclS, soft wool, dress fabrics,
blankets, underwear. and all StyIcs"i knit
goods, in addition 10 Il large business
reached through deliveries ON former cn-
Elgemcnts. The tone OF the market is
very steady.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18

Al trains daily except Sunday.
Trains leaving BrlgepIt al i.l7 p N. DE city
lime} arrive at Chicago NJ CzUfOlbJSing nlJSnInR.
Trains leave Cleveland fg Wheeling n II:i0
y. IN, arriving nj 5lSp IN.
Leave Cleveland iilO ?. m, arrive nj Bridge
port st ~ q. III.
y A. FORD,
Gen. Pas. and Ticket Agent. PiItsturg, Pa
JAMES AoCkEA,
General Manages, fittstufEs Pa
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
4 Card.

TO all who are suffering from the errors
and indiscrrtiOns nf youth, nervous weak
ness. early decay, loss of manhood, etc,
will send you 4 receipt that will cnre yon,
lrrc of charge. This great remedy WAS dis
covered by 4 missionary in South America.
Send Il Scli-addrcSscd envelope 10 the Rev.
Joseph T. Inman, Station ID, New York
City.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
Gottrrp.
CAPITAL PRIZE $4,000.
Tickets Only Sd. Shares in Pro-
portion.
Louisiana State Lottery Company.

" do hereby certify that we supervise the
Arrangements for all the Monthly and Quarterly
Drawings of the Louisiana state Lottery Com
Jauy. and in person manage and control the
drawings themselves. and that the same ARE con
Quoted with honesty, fairness. and III good faith
toward all parties, and wcmIthOrizr the company
to uSc this certificate, with fucSimilCS of our sig
malurrs Atlachch. I'm lis nlycEtlselmcnls.-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
rr EARs AND NECK.

~ ,,s-r Eczema on the Scalp Face,
-., h..r" ,r...g the druggist. where got
N',> ~,,rnumrrI one Ot theworSt eases
--satN Dan, motto. lie advised me
s."'g.g .~rt Remedies, and amer five
s.a- '. and parJ of my were entirely
- .r another week Ia have my
d.. .rs other Eart Of my lace cured.
> a." HERMAN SLADE.
nth ,,nrr. New York.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
Sale Of the Capitol Rink
Corner Of Market and Sixteenth Streets,
in the CITY Of Wheeling.


DY VIRTUE OF \ DEED OF TRUST MAD
ID by John X. Handlan ami William N. Hano-
Ian 10 me aS trustee, dated on the 81 day Of De-
cember, 4. N. ISIS, and recorded in the Office Of
the Clerk of the County Cav; OF Ohio county.
W. Va, in deed Of irSt box nEmbC -. pace
$40. | will sell, at public auction. at the mont door
of the Court House OF Ohio county, oil
SATURDAY. August II. 1856.
commencing at 10 O'Clock a m. the following
described property, that Is Ia say: The Capitol
Rink. situate on the corner ui sixteenth and
Market stneclS. I'm the City Of Wheeling. Ohio
county. State OF West Virginia, togethcr with all
the tNturS pertaining ~tnCrrunl0. and appGTic-
nanccs lhereunlo belonging, and also the leases
OF The ground upon which said RIM i situated.
TERMS OF SALE-OUc half uI the purchase
money or ~ much morr H. lhc pUyrhassrmay elect
10 bt paid cash on the day ui sale. ana the n,siiur
payable In six months With lniCry>t fDUm day oi
sale. the purchaser giving hiSuotCs N!ihapproyCi
personal security, aud the title Ia bC ry,AIUCd, ar
deed NJ Trust given ~ additional security.
jyld J. u. EWlNG. trustee,
The above sale i adjourned until SAT RpAl
SEPTEMBER ith, lS&, AT 10 O'Clock \. m.
guka ID. EWING. Trustee.
The above sale is adjourned until ShTURpAl,
SEPTEMBER llth, lS>i al 10 O'Clock a. M.
SD !. u. ENINU. Trustee.
The above sale is continued until SATURDAY.
SEPTEMBER 18th, lsSi.
Sib j. u. EMlN1. Trustee.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
b. G.. K z. RAILROAD

B., c. < z. RAILROAD.
Leave Bellaire AT 9SS5 a. m. for Summerheld
and GAINESVILLE.
Leave Bellsire At 20 p. m. for woodsfeld and
Summerield.
Leave Bellaire at $40 p. IN. for WOodsfeld.
Arrive al Bellairc 800 a. m, l2:5O p. III. and 4O5
p. N.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
EARM FOR SALE.

The subscriber wall sell ~ trade for a smaller
property near the City Of Nhccling a lam uI 10
Acres ON Big Wheeling Crrvk. fourteen miles
froln the city. Land very level. Large op hand
ot Good Eruit; Wafer IN EVCTy Field. two Cot
ulas and Cold Wen Water. snn - rain. Gul
fCLccs; plenty Of Limestone ami Coal cropping
out on the land. A purchaser can cCI q rac baG.
gain, J.. u. IN ING.
jylSeagh Oncc, llGo Main -. Wheeling,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
Swinging In Ihe Lane.

Swinging ih she Laiic'
Lover like, they had a quarrel,
O'rrSome tritling thing,
And the maiden with n pOut
Gave him back his ring.
He in anger Swore he'G leave her,
Never 10 return again,
And he left that hcartleSS maiden
Swinging in the lane.
lie then went tO fertile TexAe,
Where the cowboys boss;
As he had no nag To ride
stole from thema horse
But the VigiLantS tn" caught him,
Caught him with his gain,
And they left that reckless lover
Swinging in the lane. Judge
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18

Passenger trains daily, including sunday. AC
~CunmUdatlon trains run daily except sunday.
". J. ROBINSON,
General Freight and Passenger Agent,
FRED. uUSEHEN.
Tray. Pas. Agent,
J. q. TOMLINSOS,
Ticket Agent, Wheeling, W. Va.
DITTSBuRG, CINCINNATI &ST LOUIS L. X
Dan. Handle KOutc.D
Time table for East and West corrected Ia June
-, lSG. Trains leave Panhandle station, i"oi
uf Eleventh street, near public landing, ~ follow
Central Standard Time:
Pitts. East Fast raC.
STATIONS. FNp's Rxp'S ENp's ENp't
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
His Modes. Objeet.

Noted hwyer-You already have three
LAWYERS, sir, and the estate you are after u
only worth SlOO,OO0.
Expectant hcir-I have studied law, JGSt
hon admitted to the bar, ami want to be tho
other lawyer myself.
But what's your object!
Why, you see, in case OF success l VIII d"
entitled 10 a share. Omaha World.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
lie Stands Alone.

Are You in favor Of direct or indirect AK
atiOnF'
man whose position on the tariff cal he un-
derstOOd. Texas Siftings.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
Right You Are.

A correspondent wishes 70 ask how editors
spend their leisure hours. They spend them
in working.-New Haven News.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
,.lIl, NAMING MACHINE

-. ...-a of llva!uc Pains and
D -, For Aching sides and
SA N.inry Pains, Nr'atiCa. Chest
H N,.kHr>> ami Inflammation,
90 - .u-tN ANTI PAIN PlASTEEiSiu-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18

CTATE OF WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTY OF
> Ohio, city of Wheeling. In the Municipal
Court of Wheeling.
Missouri |. .Brimtou, and othcr>Ly)
next friend, 80. T., ,n,,.,r
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-18
The Reason.

The New Works are called the giants"
AZ the playing Of haSe ball.
But the only reason for Il
Is. They cauuut play at all. It'd Bits.