The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1886-08-27
little Grapl,ics.

$4,000 year for boqnets.
The assessment of Dakota shows
an increase of S25,00o,000 over that
of 1885.
Randall is poor man, not being
worth over SIS, 1000. He has been in
congress 20 years.
Two hundred frozen beef oarcasses
are shipped daily to England from
+ ort Worth, Tex.
The new SIC silver certificates are
to bear the vignette of the late vice
president Hendricks.
The southern word sscalahooting"
is synonym for git" "hy," "pack
sand" skedaddle," ect.
The united ages of eight SURVIVORS
of the Emerton family of Buckport,
Me-, amounts to so7 years.
A catholic college has been To-
Gated in North Carolina for the
education of colored priests.
The famous running mare, Miss
Woodward, has won slos,5so for
her owner, in the past five years.
The farmers Of Mantiwoc, Wis,
are cutting down trees so that their
cattle may feed on the green tops.
The love-sick Senator Jones, who
went to Detroit in search of wife,
lis about to open law office in that
City.
Blue laws are not peculiar to Conn
ecticut. The other day a man was
arrested IN Tlppah county, MISS. for
| hugging his wife in public.
The plans of the Garfield monu-
ment at Cleveland have been changed
reducing the height of the monu-
ment from 225 feet to $50 feet.
| French manufacturers of cosmetics
have invented nose 'simprover," :"
which it is claimed will prevent the
proboscis from getting red through
strong drink.
A negro crank has been given 90
days at Plttsburg for SAVING that
Christ had sent him to kill Grover
Cleveland and that the latter had only
50 days to live.
George W. Chlds and A. j. Drexel
Of Philadelphia have completed ar
rangements for the erection of a tab
let to General Grants memory in the
Episcopal Church at Elderon, Long
Branch.
/ An intelligent car horse of Newark,
| n. j., invariably stops if he sees a
lady coming out on the cross walk
or standing by the track to take the
car, but in the case of man he
merely slows up.
The policeman who escorted Mrs.
| Cleveland from her corriage to she
church door on a recent rainy Sun
day is now ready to accept a dim,
mnseum engagement. He offers tc
exhibit the arm on which she leaned
at $500 per week.
A wedding which recently TOOK
place at Grlnnell, Ia, was attended
by what might be termed a double
or treble coincidence. The groom
was native of Bath, NJ Y, tn,
} bride was from Bath, N. H., and tn,
officiating clergyman from Bath, Me
"There is no fool like an old fool'
is as true as the sayingis old. james
Armstrong, SO years of age, living
near Ottawa, Ia, committed suicid,
the other day because spinster of Z!
: hard winters refused his offer 0
marriage. lie left all his propert,
to her.
The Minneapolis exposition wa
: formerly opened Monday by Mrs
Cleveland from the Prospect Hous
, in the Adirondack mountains. Al
; open circuit was arranged for tn
,, occasion, and at the word "ready
!, , from Minneapolis she touched til
! telegraph key, which started tn
machinery moving 1000 miles away
Noticing the recent statement tha
the favorite feminine exclamation, &c
,, dear me,' is actually an oath, being
corruption of so Dio Mo-" meanIn.
f 80 my Cod" correspondent of tn
: Hartford Times writes that "Dear IN
!, SUI" is just as much of a swear, bein
derived from the Spanish exclamation
q s'De usmeo, sanctus Deus" go m
). God, Holy Cod
Sleep-talking is quite as dangerou
4 as sleep walking. A young man a
Palmer, Mass, who had made up hi
e mind to propose to his glrl the mex
r evening, became SO much occupie,
with the question of how it was to b
| done that he talked of it In his sleet
!. His room mate heard it, and callin
on the girl next afternoon, propose
G and was accepted.
: Tilden left 100000 to Miss Stau
: fer, of New Orleans, and the paper
, have discovered that she was Tilden'
last love. We are glad that the onl
thing which seemed lacking in th
l great mans career, to make his lif
a history complete, has been found
: A life without its love romance, a
:. though perched on the pinnacle @
/, fame, would be considerable of
: failure, after all.
: Brother Gardiner Of the Detroi
: Free Press Lime Kilt Club got of
several chunks OF solid sense tn
!, other evening, among which ar
I these: "Be deaf in any nayborhoo
!; quarrels. BE silent when you can
! praise. If you advise at all, agre
with de ideas Of de pussons askin' il
Wisdom am not in knowing such
: powerful sight, but in keep1n' she
: on what you doan' know"