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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-07

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-07

Now THAT the Edmunds bill has been
killed in the House judiciary commit
tee, aud the Woodburn bill had so little
life at birth that it is question if it
did not Idle s-bornin." what new de-
vice will the enemies to Utah present
for destroying the Territory:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-07

THE HEARTY manner in which
Governor West has been received and
welcomed by all classes of people, is
evidence of the fact that everybody is
glad he has come.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-07

Pooh OLD TTibunel Even Bsskin goes
back on it, and does not want reputable
people to think that he has any thing TO
do with the scandal monger.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-05-07

HAS ANYBoDY been disappointed lately
in that they have heard nothing con-
corning timber" ''scafolds" and
TRAITORS 2"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
JOhnny's Timely Suggestion.

There's boy up on Bagg street who
will never work an old claim or buy a
salted mine. His father, who is we'll
known business gentleman, has been
contemplating an outing to the Saulte
Ste. Marie country next month, and has
promised to take the lad along to learn
how to use a trout rod. Natura ly
enough Johnny has talked and dreamed
of little besides trouting ever since the
promise was made; has brought his rod
and lines into the dining room and an
gled for imaginary ''speckled beauties
daily, occasionally hooking the baby,
until to end the confusion and Catastro-
phe, the father has been endeavoring to
SO remodel his plans as to permit him to
make the trip at once and give the baby
n chance for its life
Yesterday the family received a call
from fat relative who resides in York
State, and who was on his way home
from a trip up the lakes-a well-fed
man with Daniel Lambert enormity of
body.
"Unc!e Ed" said Johnny, at the first
favorab, e lull in the conversation, "Un-
Gle Ed, " did you stop at the Sault ?"
Eyes, Johnny, l was there three
days"
ibid you 60 a-fishing 2"
eyes, Charley Mccarthy and were
out trouting every day"
"Did you catch any fish p
Lots of them. Had 'em for break
fast. filled my vest full of them every
morning.
johnny gazed upon the vest expanse
of vest front for a moment and then
drought down the house by exclalm-
ing;
7'Pa, lets us 90 somewhere else, where
the fish hain't ali been caught. De
tyou Free Press,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
THE BEST WIFE.

good wife rose from her bed one morn
And thought with nervous dread,
Of the piles on piles of clothes to be washed
And the dozen of mouths to be fed.
There's the meals to get for the men in the
field,
And the children to fix away to school,
and all the milk to be skinned and churned-
And all to be done this day."
1t had rained in the night and all the wood
Was wet as it could be,
There were puddings and pies to bake
And a loaf of cake for tea
And the day was hot, and her aching head
Throbbed wearily as she said:
eff msidens but knew what good wives know
They'd not be in haste to we'd"
"Annie, what do you think 1 told Ned
Brown"
Called the farmer from the we'll
And flush crept up to his bronzed brow
And his eyes half bashfully fell.
"It was this: And coming near he smiled.
1t was this: That you are the best
And the dearest wife in town."
The farmer went back to the field,
And the wife, in smiling, absent way,
Sang snatches of tender little songs
Shed not sung in many day.
And the pain in her head was gone and her
clothes
Were as white as the foam of the sea,
And her butter as sweet and golden as it could
be-
The night came down
The good wife smiled to herself as she said :
" lis so sweet to labor for those we love
1t is not strange that maids will we'd
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
Frightened the Count.

A. good story is told of the Comte de
Bearn. a well known Partisan, who has
Just been gathered to his fathers. He
was at one time an inveterate card play
er, and always came home from his club
in the early hours of the morning. The
Countess complained and threatened all
sorts of things unless he reformed. So
the Count had a lay figure made and
ordered his valet to place it in his bed
every night about eleven. His wife
who was in the habit of peeping into his
bedroom to see if he were there, was
thus imposed on for some time. One
night, however, having important news
to communicate to him, she resolved to
wake him up, and thus discovered the
trick. The Countess said nothing, but
determined to turn the tables on her
husband. She accordingly placed the
lay figure upright behind the door: Inc
Count, returning home as usual IN the
darkness of the night, knocked dowp
the figure, and the next second the
whole house was aroused by cries OF
''Thievesl thievesl helpl help" Of
course, when lights were brought the
Count stood abashed, and, asking his
wife's pardon, swore he would turn over
a new leaf. The story says he kept his
word.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

working like men who every moment
expected to be attacked from some
quarter.
They fitted her out, took spare COM
pass and chart from the cabin, and it
was within half an hour of daylight
when they were ready to leave.
"Now, Capt Day, said the sailor
who had spoken before, as he came to
unite me. We shall be glad of your
company. Is 1t go or stay2'
"Stayl"
every well, it's captains business
to stick to his ship to the last Don't
blame us if we try to save our lives, as
l said we'll do all we can for you
"By his orders several of the sails
were taken in, leaving only good steer
age way on her. Water, meat, bread,
ETC., were placed where they could be
reached by one standing at the wheel,
and was unbound.
"Men you will regret this said
as I saw them preparing to go. The
chances are that we will sight another
vessel before noon.'
Aye, aye, srr,7--''ssaas the reply, 49,.
suppose we do sighH one, and ship new
mates, what's to prevent the bell from
ringin again and taking off another
man2'
"'But we are headed for the island.
Exactly, sir, but it's two or three
days and nights away, and for every
night man must CO.
"Their arguments were unanswerable.
1t was no mutiny to save their own lives,
as they believed. They spoke respect
fully and kindly, and when ready to cast
off one of them observe
"'We ask you again captain, to
come along with us ana leave craft
which the devil has certainly come to
live in
"'No, can't co.
"'Then it's goodbye to you, and
God knows we hope you may pull
through all right Would you mind
giving us the course to steer by?
9" By keeping due north you will run
ashore on the island of Hayti.'
"Next moment they were gone, and l
was alone on the brig. 1t was not long
to daylight, however, and as I held to
the northest could see them far away
to the north. An hour before noon a
British bark bound around to Rio Jan
eiro came up with me. In addition to
reducing sail, the men had run up
signal of distress for me, and this
brought boat aboard, to be followed by
men enough to help me work the Os-
pray into port. You must not conclude
that l was green enough to tell 'em the
whole story of how came to be alone
1 put it down as a mutiny, saying
nothing of the tolling bell
and the singular deaths. Owing to
light winds we were two days and two
nights getting up to Rico, but the bell
had got through tolling. Not another
sound did it utter except when struck
by human hands.
"The crew of the longboat2 Their
fate was adding mystery to mystery
They were well fitted out, not more
than one hundred and seventy-fve
miles from the coast, and should have
run no danger from the weather, but
they were neither picked up nor landed.
Inquiries were made everywhere for
three or four years, but no living man
saw them after they passed out of my
sight"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

Furniture makers are to day using
lumber which was called worthless ten
wears ago. Whitewood or poplar is
used in immense quantities, notwith.
standing its warping qualities. The
growing scarcity of our natural supply
Of lumber leads manufactures to expert
ment with so-called worthless" varie-
ties. Cypress is working into favor for
architectural finish, and we would not
be surprised if some enterprising manu-
facturer should come out with most dc
sirable piece of furniture, possessing
delicate, and fTnely,marked grain, and
yet consisting of nothing but unpreten-
tious cypress. Hard pine makes nice
looking job when finished in good shape,
but has the serious objection of being
full of pitch. Cypress has much the
same appearance as hard pine, but the
pitch is happily absent. The wood com
monty known as gum. has been sue
cessfully utilized. 1t is being worked
into a great many forms, despite its we'll
known warping qualities, which are rep
resented as being so great that the lum-
Der twill not stay in the same county two
successive nights" We are informed
that picture frames have been success
fully made of gum wood, and rumor adds
that the very qualities that have hith-
erto condemned it have been utilize IN
the manufacture Of self rocking cradles.
Forest, Forge and Farm.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
The Man Milliner in New York.

A New York letter to the San Fran
cisco Argona1h says: The English man
milliner is not so lofty as the man-dress-
maker. His scope is smaller, being
limited to the head-piece. As mod
fed form of phrenologist, he is more
tolerant of the weaknesses of the human
race and doesn't freeze up their little
founts of childish vivacity every time
they approach him. There Is man
mill1ner now in New York who enjoys
an immense vogue, quite as much Tor
his 1abid Anglicisms and jolly manner
as for his hats and bonnets. He quite
an original type. He is not of the dead
lv upas-tree style, but has lively and
cheerful dlsposition-a sort of masculine
airy, fairy Lillian, $50 innocent-arch, SO
cunning simple, " with keen apprecia-
ton of feminine charms and knack of
enthusing discreetly. When a pretty
woman comes into Lis shop on Fifth
avenue and tries on several hats he
stands by looking on, writhlng IN trans
ports like the pythoness on the tripod.
She puts on great coaching hat ana,
being human, peeps at him expectantiy
from under the brim. He clasps his
hands, thrown into an ecstatlc frenzy OF
admiration, and cries: ''Oh, exquisite,
beautiful, superbm The assistant now
brings out something very dashlng and
mannish, shooting out wings from every
angle the sort of hat that wants squared
elbows and throaty voice. At tins the
little man grows quite gamey himself,
and says, with a sporting air: "'Pon
me soul, now, that's awfully Jolly. "
There is, too, just adding piquant
flavor to his universal bOnhomie, faint
aristocratic aroma about him. 1t sug-
gests all kinds of maddening possibili-
ties-a clientele of titled women on the
other side, family connection with a
live lord, personal acquaintance with
a genuine professional beauty-to what
heights will not the unclaimed imagina,
ton soar Z
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
"Pate de FOie Gras. "

II Sc saia that tho r.,a-;ca,, ysao,,Jss
will eat anything with a French name.
A very popular dish here is thus pre-
pared: A young goose is taken in the
autumn and confined in a close cage
which permits but little movement, gen
orally in dark place. The bird is fed
with beans, or more commonly with
maize. During the last three or four
weeks it is ''crammed" twice or three
times a day with parboiled maize sell
soned with salt, the crammer forcing the
food down its throat with stick. Under
this unnatural treatment the birds liver
swells to an enormous SIZE attaining a
weight of two or three pounds. The
birds throat is then cut, and after being
drawn the body is hung in cold, airy
place until the liver acquires sufficient
tirmness to be taken out A pastry cook
seasons and spices it, adding truffles and
other ingredients, bakes the contents
in a tureen and pours over the sickening
mass layer of fresh hogs lard to keep
it from contact with the air. The whole
is put in small porcelain dish like
saucer, Theoretically sealed, and then
becomes pate de t0js gras. 1t is said that
SO, worth of this food is consumed
in New York every year. Strasburg and
Toulouse are the main sources of supply,
and in the former place the annual pro
duction amounts to over hall million
of dollars. 1t is difficult to see how
diseased and congested liver can be
healthy food. .-Neio York Graphic.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
Insanity and Crime.

The relation between insanity and
crime is one both of cause and of effect.
Esquirol has shown an increase OF IN.
sanity and suicides at each outbreak OF
the French revolution. Lumier declares
that the excitements of 1870 and 1871
were the more or less indirect causes OF
seventeen hundred cases of insanity.
This simply means that the same morbid
element, tending to pronounced crlm-
inality in another, is brought to the front
by the common cause. Very frequently,
too, both tendencies can be seen in the
same individuals. Marat, for example,
had attacks of maniacal exaltation, and
a passion for continually s,ribling. He
had s!oping forehead, was prognat hous'
had a prominent jaw and high cheek
bones, and haggard eye, all of which
correspond closely with the insane type
of face. Later his delusion of ambition
changed into one of persecution and
homicidal monomania DR. Lombroso
cites case after case, all telling the same
story. He includes Guiteau In this list,
and agrees with the opinion of an Italian
alienist that his trial was simply "scan-
dalous." The real place for such beings
is in a much needed institution--an asy-
lum for insane criminals. -Scie7ce.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

My Calf Skin Business is absorbing my capital time and
attention. and having decided to close out all of my other
branches of business well my miscellaneous personal
property and real estate offer for sale all the land own
except that occupied my business and my dwelling and will
dispose of at very low figures and easy terms of
payment
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
The Following Is Partial List OF my
OFFERINGS OF REAL ESTATE

One e5OAce dwelling etc. suitably d.
ved ag pasture apple running
productive.
selling
ances
down, balance per
Hyde village laboring
vegetables price
balance 80
Dwelling good building.
good size; price 100000 balance year.
just Of Hyde village desirable
per by
me Will part or
Building To enerpring and
du.ou. young men who can raise 200 dollars put labor
timber lumber hnge
Hme therefor
payments Land in parcels of two and three
with
s25 and $50 each
One Store in Hyde village
Bo rented for five year. at two hundred dollars per year. but ar
rangsents probably the vacated desired Price
s2O00-$5O0 down, balance 500
Sixty Acres Timber Land Johnson
os azaon rental of s12 Will sell equity
lot but informed that it within two miles of
bad be cheap
desiring logging Terms $50 downs25 one and s25 in
year. reserved until am paid
One Timber Lot lying
g. Price $500
800 down. per year. stumpags reserved till lot is
paid for.
within few rods OF both the Vt and
Ftchbug Pde s4oo-1oo down. balance SO
per yea.
Of believe that have placed vail
much apprae It, but am determined &c
the earliest moment practicable
either of the parcels OF
estate above offered Iconhdey AS CHEAP one the ABOVE
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

The twenty-six submarine cable com
panies of the globe own total length
of 90. 45O miles, their capital being e34,-
450, OS0, with a reserve fund of So, 14S,-
6n5, and gross annual revenue of eS,-
477, 0S2.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

IT is the new private secretary that
makes 80 many things public
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

VERY thin ice will support man in
summer that is, If he is an ice dealer.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
CARROLL S. PAGE.

Hyde Park. Vt, Feb 2, 1885,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

That's easy. He bought cheese =
aytchee San francisco alta.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19

During thunderstorm at Lake Min
netonka, few days ago, the lightning
tru k a tree near the Lake Park Hotel,
shivering it to sp inters. One of the
guests of the house, who was standing
near by, was thrown flat on his back,
A hotel clerk rushed to his assistance
and dragged him, apparently more dead
than alive, into the hotel office. When
the crowd that gathered around was
momentarily expecting to see the light
ming stricken guest yield up the ghost
he opened his eyes, raised himself on his
elbow, and remarked: "Gentlemen, "a
little of tina fills me up."-St. Paul Pho
neer Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1886-08-19
ENTITLED TO A PENSION.

Captsin Bangs-I always understood
that Jones was shot in the discharge of
his duty.
Private Bungs-Well, some say he was
shot in the suffers store, and others say
he was shot in the leg, but he got h S
pension for nervous p'ostration brought
on by dodging the provost guard in
Washington. = LoaoeU Citizen.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-11
RECAPITULATiON:
STATE TICKET.

Governor: Hughes, 1874, Gregg,
S37 Hughes Majority, 2J7.
Secretary of State, Moore, ll3Oi
MiIien, Sil. Moore's majority, 2S9.
Treasurer of State: Woodruff,
.ll3l; Altheimcr, $40. Woodruii's
majority, 2Jl.
Auditor of State: Miller, ll3l;
Russell, 81. Miller's majority, 800.
Attorney General: Jones, ll3O;
Leach, Sil. jones majority, $50,
Commissioner eff State Lands: -
Cobbs, 1871; Stone, 81. Cobbs'
majority, 900.
Superintendent of Public Instruc-
ton: Thompson, 1881; Bowls, Sil.
Thompsoa's majority, 300.
Associate Justice of the Supreme
Court: Battle, HOS; Scott, St.
Battles majority, 261.
SECOND JUDICIAL CIRCUIT.
Judge of the Dad. Judicial Circuit:
ltlddick, l2l2; Crlttenden, tS; Nc
Weigh, %. Riddick's majority over
both, 1886.
Prosecuting Attorney 2nd Judi
cial circuit; Edrington, 1896; Berry,
123; Mack, rs, Edrirgton's major
ity over both, 2o1.
COUNTY TICKET.
Representatives: Blythe, 1903;
Bradford, sos. Blythe's maj, 255.
County Judge: Rozzcll, 1l47;
McGee, III. Rozzell's majority, 376
Clerk of circuit court: McNeigf
lllG5; Carmack, SO6. slcNeigl 5
majority, $50.
Coroner: Lawrence, ll4O; Jones,
773. L.awrence's majority, 3G7,
Sheriff; Hayes, 1l2l; Iaskins,
S33. Hayes' majority, 2Ss.
County Treasurer. Lis'on 1904;
Goodrich 500. Liston's major .ty, IA.
Assessor: Hill, 1903; Riggans,
730. Hills majority, 479.
Surveyor: Clay, 1918; Barnett,
$50. Clay's majority, 1853
Average majority CT the County
Democratic ticket. sSl.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-11
SnOO REWARD

For the detection of arsenic or any
drug in "Certain Chill Cure" that
will harm the most delicate person
Acknowledged by the people to be
the most effective cure for Fever and
Ague known. One trial will con
vince the most skeptical of its suPc.
rior merits. Especially adapted fol
children, as 1t Is pleasant to take
At all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1886-09-11
MONROE TOWNSHIP.

MON RoI ~ "
For Governor: S. p. Hughes Bio;
sfayette Gregg 335.
,;ecretary of State: E. Is. Moore
W. II. A. Millen 335.
ieasurer of State: w. f. Wood
p5l5; l.. Altheimer 335'
n.uditor of State: w. II. Miller
8; ID. B. Russell 33j
Attorney General: Dan W. Jones
3l5; ID. d. Leach 335.
Commissioner State Lands: p. NJ.
Cobbs 3l5; A. w. Stone 335.
Public Instruc-
tion: ". Z. Thompson 3l5; A. IL.
Bowls 1886.
Associate Justice Supreme Court;
B. B. Battle 3l5; o. ID. Scott 335
Judge 2nd Judicial Circuit: J. f.
Riddick 405; r. +. Crittenden 30.
Prosecuting Attorney 2nd Judicial
Circuit: w. b. Edrington 372; L.
?. Berry 259.
Representative: H. 7. Blythe 30S;
j. II. Bradford 326.
County Judge: l.. d. Rozzell 354;
John MCGEE 294.
Clerk Circuit Court: II. II. Nc.
Weigh 800; Harry Carmack 264.
Coroner: J. NJ. Lawrence 36oi
w. d. Jones 212.
Sheriff: w. S. Hayes 376; w. b
Haskins 264.
County Treasurer: James Listor
318; A. Goodrich 32o.
Assessor: B. l.. Hill 3G9; J. r
Riggans 266.
Surveyor: p. II. Clay 37S; J. E
Barnett lS4.
Justices of the Peace-Monroe-
j. NJ. Stevenson 243; NJ. G. Tandy
222; N. &. Cartwright 2H; DAVE
Joshua 207; Jake Johnson 20; A. :;
Lynch I05. fB. j. Bradford POP
Elected, Cartwright, Stevenson ant
Tandy,
BIG LAKE TOwSsnIP.
For Governor: Hughes, 80,
Secretary of State: Moore, 30.
Treasurer Of State: Woodruff, so
Auditor Of State: Miller, 80.
Attorney General: Jones, ~.
Commissioner State Lands. Cobbs
30.
Superintendent Public Instruction
Thompson, w.
Associate Justice Supreme Court
Battle, 68.
sa1s sad judicial circuit Rid