New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-27
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THE TAIN OF THE DAP.

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How many or our city politicians can look at thu
Broadway cars without a shudder
| The Insurance Rdiray G"ide OF England has deyel-
oped novel advertising scheme. The purchaser each
monthly number in the very act of purchase ana without
any further trouble insues his lite against accident ON
the railway FOR mouth. Each copy oi The quite con.
| tains O coupon payable by the Railway Passengers
Assurance Company hch ID equivalent to insurance
policy for month. rhe coupon 10 the shilling copy OF
the magazine Is worth $4,000 IN death $40
week I'm case OF dsablement The coupon IN the elk
penny edition is worth 81 900 only Of death
The brave anu chyalrous Henry Waterson almos,
weeps he thinks how this glorious Rep ubic going to
the denniton bOw-wOws ali through the adoption ola
pesky Northeast policy by President e thinks tic
President ought TO have chosen a sOatl. Southwest
policy, with leaning toward Kentucky
The other night on an Arkansas railroad pas
senser called the conductor and asked
Are we on timer
"YeR"
clad. Are we on the trackr'
81 don't know, but I'll go forward aud ask" He went
away and, returning, said | am Informed that va
left the track about five miles back We are now
ming on tho country dirt road and II we don't Feet
bond the ROAD back here and tinc by taasa
short cut Arkausaw Traveller.
1t is gravoly reported from Washington that Senator
Palmer live toy terrier instead OF boI'onacro
He and his florist must be out
The B1son HcrGd would Ike to have formed society
prevention or cruelty TO Governors never uHd
the Governors ueighbor BY the time they get there
they generally pretty tough. and eau stand most
anything Besies, thoy must earn their salary IN ooW
way
THE SULTAN ASKS SUNSET FOR ." c."
Why, oh. why this look of sorrow. Dir. CoxI
For hear that on tGe morrow, DIT: Cox,
You viii MI your leather wallet
"5aaTy think you cal 1t.
And I've come &C" to borrow, Ar. Cox.
How impossible that loan is. AbdGl Ham,
And flt.ft .fa.lr
You Will know when I've related
That my Uncle sam has stated
That he won't pay for my ponies ADiul iail-
SO to pleasures gastrouomic. Mr.. Cox,
And Oh missions economic, hr Cox,
You must pay to rile or walk IL.
Briug the stOyeplpe. Jet me chaki 1t,
columbus Dispatch.
The newspapers OF Chicago and ST. Louis engaged
in an acrimonious and absurd dispute 10 which town
has the prettier girls. The Chieago Times novel 10
something ike enthusiasm declares that the girls OF
the CITY "arc the pretest in the world" Ths, OF
course, n very foolish aud Unreasonable claim. The
Chicago gis undoubtedly possess good deal Of bloom
fairly bright eyes bat 1t stupid to say they
Incompatible Nor are tho st. LOuts girls slow. the
contrary, they fire in St. Louis. and though
their teeth a tribe large ana their ears somewhat
prone 20 bulge out yet they exceedingly agreeable
" look at But there ia earthly occasion for inter-
muEic pal agitation this question Providence ia gen
with pretty girls. No community, happily. Is
without them. nor can any grunblo n: unjust dserm-
nations nor boas, Of especial favor.
BUGGLARIoUs BooM.
Though trade may DE tribe duh,
And throughout all tbc nation
Complaints continue TO be heard
Of lack Of occu patiou.
One little rift within the Sky
Let's light come through the SlOOming,
Though other trades may droOp aud d.e,
Yet burglary Is blooming.
No bolts bars stop or stand
Their coming OF their going
They pass their time most mtrr'y,
The safest safcs a-bOWing.
They clutch the notes, they rob the bonds,
No risk at all assuming
The other Iales may pcaS and Pine,
But burglary IS booming
-[BOston Post
The Florida Inns. Union says that down that way
taxes cIqht persons wait upon fOIr servants.
Joseph Cook will begin his % Monday lectures In
fremont Temple on February l. The lectures VIII DO
eight In number. the topic VIII be- Wal Orthodoxy
nj Home and Abroad" IN MIS- preuds5 Ir. Cook v Il,
as heretofore, dwell vital issues OF reform Boston
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