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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26
Baltimore & Ohio Railrsa:

The following Is the time Of Trains ,,o,..,
at Shenandoah Junction:
EAsr-BouND.
No. s.-Chicago and Pittsburg expr,. "a
IN.
No. lis.-Way Freight passenger car ,,,-
ed. 6.2j q. IN.
No. 68.-Baltimore and Piedmont aooosr.
dalton. ll.H a. m.
No. I.-New Orleans Express. s5pH
No. S.-Martinsburg accommodate a,
Washingt'n and baltimore gIs,,
5.2i p. m.
wEsr-BoUSD.
No. 75.-Baltimore, NJ. Airy aud Mariiu,,,,
accommodates. ASIAN.
No, 6j.-Baltimore and Piedmont Anor.,
dalton, LISA. m.
No. lb.-Way Freight, passenger car l,aa
ed, 2.S2 y. m.
No. 7.-Pittsburg Express, lOepm.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

A Chinamaa speaking to himself as
he irons shirt, picks up shirt show
ing evidence Of having been well cared
for, and says: Bachelor. Him land
lady fix him." Picks up another, but
tonless and all frayed at the wrists and
and neck, and says: "Mallied man."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

The publisher of Baltimore, Nd,
Erery Saturday. Mr.. Il. j. Wentworth,
says his child aged six months, was suf-
fering from severe cold, and he gave
IL Red Star Cough Cure, which acted
like n charm. No morphia.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

PEPPER HAsH.-One peck of peppers
OF halt peek of peppers and half a
of caboage-half pint mustard seed, one
ounce Of cloves, pepper, and allspice.
Chop peppers. and cabbage If used, fine,
sprinkled well with salt and let them
stand two days; drain thoroughly, and
mix with the spices, cover them with
cider vinegar, and stew gently two
hours. A chopped onion may be added
IL liked.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

Policeman: "You come right with
me-" Inebriate: "Take some other
fellow. Don't take me. Pm an un.
lucky cuss. Every time l promenade
with policeman ! get locked up.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

Now is the season when the deacon
puts up the psrlor stove and talks about
ssTarnatIon hemlock" when squirmy leg
lets one corner drop ON bis foremost toe.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

q. HOWARD R0yyS
Gen. Pass. and Ticket "a.
DAVID w. FLICKwIR, Assli
{. NJ. FUTrERER, Super,n,ar,a.et n,
Pass. Agent, Hagerstown. Ma
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

Ilgiyen away. Acme Pencil Pads and Ex-
ercise Books at cost. as We are determined to
reduce our stock for a new line OF stationery
goods. Now Is the time for bargain DO
not let il pass BAKER & McMURRAN.h
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

EINE JEWELRY.-we offer our customers
u line assortment of Gold Rings, Scarf
FINS. Lace Pins, Cuff and Collar buttons, Sill
yer and Gold Watches, Gold and silver
Will sell very cheap.
BAKER & McMURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

sRun daily. All Others dali y etesI4, 80 80
Timetables giving time Of local ana ~ /
trains can be had on application 70 "
X. Agent at shepherdstown. ,..,..,
]. r.. BOYER. supsrinishe'N
II. A. RIDDLE, Gen'l Pass. Agsnh
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

The Valley Hedge
oweeds be pout
a CT. d. Thomas r
D. W Border iomher Joseph TrapneI f. j.
DAYS
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

GOOD AND CHEAP.-Paint Brushes, Var
" nish Brushes, shoe Brushes, stripping
Brushes, sash Tools. Camelhair Pencils,
Sponges from one cent TO one dollar. rants
Oils, Varnishes Glass, Putty. Now Is the
time to get a bargain in these goods.
BAKER & MCMURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

T L. RICHARD & son have just received
81 this week, Crinkle seersuckers, Pereals.
Calicoes, Ginghams, Sheetings, Muslins: Bed
Ticking, Hamburg Edgings, Linen Edges
Zephyr Worsteds, Working Silks and Ar
Iasene.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

EAFNESS Its causes and new and
II successful CURE at your own home, by
one who was deaf twenty-eight years. treat
ed by most of the noted specialists without
benefit. Cured himself in three months, and
since then hundreds of others Full particu;;
lars sent on application. /. $. PAGE, NO. Al
West 3lst ST., New York City.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26
FOR SALE.

GOLOGNES AND EXTRACTS for the hand
BAKER & McMURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

Notice to the Public.

I'VE have established an agency ar Union
w Vile foe the sale and exchange of our
high grade Roller Flour. For IS bushels long
berry wheat. You will get 1876 pounds of our
best Hour and ~ pounds offal. Second grade,
ior bushels OF wheat. We viii keep full
stock on hand You can have every adyan-
tage, as IL you We're dealing direct with the
mill: Our Flour is guaranteed 10 give salts
faction. This is our agency north OF the
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad.
MILLVILLE MILLING CO,
y. s. j. STRIDER, sole Agent.
JNo. W. AyIRETT, Manager
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26
FOR SALE.

~ Il. HODGES has Ready Mixed Paints,
". Putty, White Lead, Narnish, Lnseed
OIL Turpentine, Glass, all at lowest prices.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26
Furnace For 0's

!. Ky .. s..,...s : ys:;.;s;::: =
A.sssI; e. Z: s: !: a: - =; &: 20
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26

The nsatest quickest, safest and most pow
erful remedy known for Rheumatism, Pleu-
risy, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Backnche. Weak
ness, colds in the chest and all aches and
pains. Endorsed by 5000 Physicians and
Druggists Of the highest repute. Bensons
Plasters promptly relievei and cure where
and lotiors, are absolutely useless. Beware
of limitations under similar sounding names,
such as "CapsiCum." "Capucin,"' 'Capslcine.'
as they are utterly worthless and intended 70
deceive. ASK FOR BENSoS's AND TAKE NO
THEIRS All druggists. SEABURY. & JOHN.
son, Plvprietors, New York. ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1886-11-26
Cumberland Valley aall,a:

Timetable in effect June n lss
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
RAILROAD Racket

Railroad men say that on July 4th there
will be some considerable changing around
in railroad circles. General Manager f. B..
Thomas, Of the Richmond and Danvillc, is
set down as mover, and his object seems
to be to rob the Atlantic Coast line of us
much of the through travel between the
North and South as possible. 1t is said to
be a positive fact that double daily trains
are to be put on the Charlotte, Columbia and
Augusta road, and the track between Char
lottc and Augusta is to be put in first class
order, new steel rails having been ordered
When the double daily service begins on
this roads the trains wi be run through
from Charlotte to Savannah
1t is reported that new through fast
mail and passenger train will be put on the
line between Charlotte and Washington,
making three trains per day on the Rich,
mond and Danvillc, two of these to be
through passenger and mail and one local
1t will not surprise up to see all of these
rumors confirmed, for the Richmond and
Danvillc is not only reaching out for bust
ness, but intends to have t.-Chorlotte o.
SerrGr.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
HBHs. d. FBEsAHDFHELD'S
Female Regulator.

=, This famous remedy most happily meets
inc demand of the age for woman's pccu-
llar and multrform Affections. 1t is %
r4InS remedy for WOMAN ONLY, and for one
SPECIAL CLASS of diseases. 1t is a
specific for certain diseased conditions of
the womb, and proposes to so control the
Menstrual Function as to regulate all the
arrangements and irregularities of Wo-
mans
MONTHLY SICKNESS.
It's proprietors claim for it no other medical
property; and to doubt the facts that this
medicinc does positively possess such con-
trolling and regulating powers is simply to
diScrcdit the voluntary testimony of thou
sands of living witnesses who arc TODAY
eNultnG in the restoration to sound health
and happiness.
Bradficld's Female Regulator
is strictly q vegetable compound, and is
the product of medical science and practi-
cal experience directed towards the benefit
Of
Suffering Woman!
1t is the studied prescription of a learned
physician whose speciality was WOMAN,
and whose fame became enviabIe and
bOundeSS because of his wonderful Suc-
cess in the treatment and cure of female
complaints THE REGULATOR is the
GRANDEST REMEDY known, and rich
ly dcsoN eS its name:
WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND!
Because it controls class of functions the
various arrangements of which cause more
i'll health than all other causes combined,
and thus rcScucS her from IL long train of
afliictionS which sorely embttcr her life
and prcmatnrely end her existence Oh
what multitude of living witnesses can
testify to It's charming effects WOMAN
take to your confidence this
Precious Boon of Hcalths
1t will relieve you of nearly all the COM
plants peculiar to your sex. Rely upon it
as your safeguard for health, happiness
Sold by all druggists. Send for our
treatise on the Health and Happiness Of
Woman, mailed free, which gives all par
ticulars.
TIE BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co.,
Box %, Atlanta, Ga.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01

The Swedes are numerous In Chicago.
There are not less than five Odd Fellows
lodges composed of this nationality alone.
The first Swedish lodge has commenced
putting up an Odd Fellows block At the
laying of'the corner stone more than 8, 600
were present, and the structure will cost
near $4,000. ~
SBerlin has abolished the old custom of
holding market in squares and public places,
and during this month has opened q series
of grand and colossal market halls in vari
Gus parts Of the city. During one year the
city consumes 1925, 100000 pounds OF
food.
An Ecclesiastical Convention, represent
ing the Lutheran Synods in Virginia, North
Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Missis
sippi and Tennessee, met Wednesday in
st. Marks Church, Roanoke, Va. Rev. w
S. Bowman, d. d., of Savannah, Ga,
preached the opening sermon.
| Seventeen years ago Thomas Stewart OF
| Chicago, was sentenced to Imprisonment
for life for the murder of Harry Hubert.
1t now appears that Eliza Reillcy, Il woman
for whom he had Il boyish devotion, com,
mittcd the crime, and that he voluntarily
sacrificed himself in her behalf. lie was
released from the pcnitentiary on Tuesday
last.
| There is a vcritablc war between the Chi.
cago gas companies, three of which have
invaded each others territory, and the con-
test has finally become so bitter that one of
the companies has offered to supply resi-
dents of the West Division with gas on a
five years contract for 65 cents per 900
feet, against $3.50, which was the charge
two years ago.
Last week, after the great victory by the
Liberals on the question at issue, wealthy
old sea captain at Dlgby, N. s., took Il
hatchct, stripped the limbs from the highest
spruce tree on his farm, near the town, and
nailed the Stars and Stripes there, Then
pointing to the flag, he shouted: "'That is
our next question to vote on, and you will
find before long two-thirds of us that way
of thinking"
The Government at 3 o'clock Thurs(la,
afternoon issued decree eXpelling tho
French Princes from France Count Tou
cher dc Cartel, ambassador to the Austrian
Court, has resigned in protest against tn,
action OF the Government in expclling tho
French Princes. 1t is believed that NJ
Waddington, French Ambassador to tn,
| Court Of st. James, will also resign. The
Count and Countess of Paris aud their son
Prince Louis Philippe, after receiving thci
friends, will embark at Trcport. Prince
Napoleon PlonPlon) is going to Geneva
and his son. Prince Victor, to Brussels.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
A LawYor,s Contingent Lee.

"What is q contingent fee?" asked a
litigant Of well.knoWn attorney the
other day.
"Woll," said the legalite, "if take
your case and lose it get nothing"
"Yes, yes; that's all ll'right."
"But if win the case you get moth
ing"
elbows that! Uow's that! | don't
think / understand you."'
The attorney calmly repeated his
statement. The still non-plussed liti-
giant persisted:
eff 1 understand you, in neither
case do / get anything"
"Well, you know that's not my fault ;
but that is the meaning of a contin-
gent fee. Shall ] bring suit? What
did you say? No? Well, l am very
sorry. Good morning"
"a - s-----E--------a
-Four. prisoners are now. confined in Rich
and jail at Lexington's expense. One
serving uncxpired sentence from Court of
Sessions, two under Trial Justice sentence
md the fourth for next term Of court
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
\ New Revelation.

The Interior, published at Chicago, gives
the following description of the recent utter
ance Of the Augusta General Assembly:
The Southern Presbyterian General AS
scmbly has given the scientific and religious
world definite information in regard to the
process by which God created m0n-an i'm,
portant matter of knowledge unknown to
mankind up to the momont when it was
revealed in the city of Augusta, State of
Gcorgia, United States Of America, ammo
1885. The purpose of this revelation was,
as our correspondent shows, to produce har.
mony and peace in the Southern Prcsbytc
rlan Church. The scientific and religious
world have. however, a just cause of com
plant for that, whereas the Augusta AS
scmbly knew SO much, it told so little. In
quircrs after knowledge desire dcfinitencss
and particularly. In these qualities we
we must say, with all dcference that the
Southern IIardshcll Baptist colored
preacher was the better revclator lie an
nounccd that DE Lawd made Adam outcn
ob dc dust OBJ dc ycarth and stood him up
agin dc fence to dry IIol' on darr cX-
claimed deacon from his pew, who built
dat fcnccY Notwithstanding the serious
difficulty which so promptly met the fence
theory. we regard it as, on the whole,
more explicit than the theory propoundcd,
in the interest of peace and harmony, by
the Southern Assembly,"
The same journal says respecting the by.
pothcSis that tho Augusta Assembly has
given peace TO the Church;
Our Southern Presbyterian exchanges
are cohgratulating their readers that now,
and at last, the question of how Adam was
created will no longer tear up the ground
on their Mount Zion Now that their AS
scmbly has fully explained the process, if
any man shall say that the Assembly did
not know, he can be taken by his back col.
lar with the ecclesiastical left hand, and
seized with the right hand by the rudimen-
tary intcgumcnt Of any other part of his
garments which may seem best located for
lifting purposes, and tossed out of the semi.
tropical sheep fold"
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
Origin of the Word "Doodle."

The origin of the word "hoodlo," which
has obtained such notoricty of late, is
giving rise to considerable amount of dis
cuSsion, but there is little doubt that it is
simply slang Western term, implying
money in bulk. The Chicago Ne,cs sug-
gests that it may be a corruption of "bodlc, "
small Scotch coin, in value about one
third of a penny. In New England the
term ''bocdlc' is in common use, signifying
the whole or all-thc entirety of anything
Ingenious philologists might speculate on
the connection hetwccn "bnodlc" and the
Gothic 6ofan, meaning plumber or profit.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
ArW lfcbFitips,

The Islands of New IIcbrdcs and Santa
Cruz, over which France and England arc
now squabbling form part of the long chain
of groups in the West Pacific known rs Ma
lancsia, about 200 miles from Solomon
Islands and New Caledonia. Nearly all the
islands are of volcanic formation The
largest of them is called Espritu Santo, and
is scvcnty-tive miles by forty miles in cx-
tent. Thcpopulation is about 30, 900, most
y sayAses, very eruol ard 4lssrreIsomp, and
murder Of Bishop PnttlsGn, Capt. Good-
enough and several missionaries during
their efforts to cvangclizc the natives.
They have always been regarded by the
English as forming part of the dominion of
New South Whales.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
HOW VICTORIA DRESSES IN STATE.
Ehe Queens Last Drawing Room Rcccp
ton and tho Toilcttes of the Occnsion.
n I I

Fhe Queens Last Drawing Room Rcccp-
ton and tho Toilcttes of the Occasion.
Urom LONDON Lottery
L had the honor of being presented
to her Royal Ilighncss at the last
drawing room and will give YOU Il
description Of her dress. 1t was of
the most tender lilac OF mauvc shade:
waist and pctticQat or lilac :crrV
YclvcI,~ J LA raiHn H III cream crepe dc chine,
handsomely embroidered in various
shades of flowers, lined and bordefcd
with lilac and coral roses. The skirt
was loopcd with tullc and embroidered
with flowers, thc train caught back
with lilac feathers. IIcr hcaddrcss
was a tiara of diamonds, feathers and
veil, her ornaments diamonds. She
wore the orders Of Victoria and AL
bert, the Crown of India, st. Catha-
rine of Russia, st. John Of Jerusalem,
the Royal Red Gross and Danism fam
lily order. Next her stood the Princess
Christian OF Schleswig- IIolstcin, in a
dress and train of black striped velvet
and satin, the train lined with scarlet
satin and trimmed with jet. 1t should
.'Dc remarked here that people going
out of mourning in England always
wear scarlet. Her hcaddrcss was q
tiara Of diamonds, feathers, veil, and
her ornaments, cmcralis and dia-
monds. She wore four orders, the
Victoria and Albert, the Crown OF
India, st. John Of Jerusalem and the
Royal Red Cross. The Princess Mary
of Cambridge stood next to her, an
immense but rather handsome woman.
Then came q young girl, the Princess
Louise of Wales. An exquisite shade
Of blush brocadcd satin, lined with
poult dc sole, and trimmed with fcath-
crs and syringa blossoms, Joined the
corsagc and train, over a tuIlc petit
coat loopcd with punches of the same
flowers. Her hcaddrcss was Of feath-
crs and tullc veil. She wore pearls,
diamonds and rubics. Next to her
stood her popular papa, the Primoc OF
Wales, in full suit Of scarlet, the
uniform of General.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01

'''' tsU' fIuSDRnU.
UFrom New York Lottery
IT is possible Mrs. Nellie Grant Sar-
toris may visit her mother late i'm the
summer. She has now proceeded to
her Isle Of Wight residence and will
soon make q visit to the Continent.
The only daughter of the great chief
tain of the American army desired to
pass last winter with her mother to
comfort her, but her husbands father
wrote such a loving appeal to her to
return for the winter that Mrs. Sarto-
ris at once went back TO England.
There has been such al amount OF
gossip about Mrs. Sartoris and her
husband that ] feel authorized to say
that from the best sources | hav c
heard there is truth in the report of
Mrs. Sartoris being anxious for a
divorce. Her husband is gay and
perhaps would not by an American
moralist bO considered q model hus-
band; but after all the model husbands
are few in this world, and if the wives
of all the husbands who arc not
models were to seek and obtain
divorces the wives of the models
would be so numerically weak they
would certainly feel rather lonely.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
Present Your UiII.

A young follow won kiss from young
ady the other evening, and when he dcs.
manded payment she said "I'll pay when
you present your bill" And the pucker.
ing process began right away, and the os-
lculatory forfeiture died away amid sound
similar unto those made by COW when
pulling her foot out Of the mud,
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01

c. r. STADlcER, Proprietor,
i9o SO. FRONT ST., PhIIades1hIa. pa,
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01
The Trouble Safely Over.

Stomach trouble is serious business
while it lasts; but what a blessed relief
to have it depart! Mrs f. G. Wells, of
10 Atlantic street, Hartford, Conn,
writes that sho tried Browns Iron Bit
ters for stomach trouble, and that she
experienced such relief that the trouble
is now entirely over. She recommends
this great iron medicine to all who are
afflicted. 1t cures liver and kidney com
plant.
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01

Iron his former bookishness, contin-
ing himself to reading the, Bible and
other Known good books Of divinity
4 which were profitable to his SOUL"
Listen to this Messrs Crawford and
] you uncanny shades ofyFitzgeral, De
| Quincy and Poe. Ifthe mild horrors
of a seventeenth. century tale were
judged the inventions of the devil,
what is the source of your grisly reve-
| lations?
The second story which DR.. IIig-
ginson tells in all seriousness would
be worthy Of place III the ranks of
those innnmcrable folk lore stories of
bargains with the devil, if the expla-
nations were not SO patent to all OK
| cept sage doctors of divinity two cen-
| turies ago. 1t seems that somewhere
in Essex, England, young man
agreed with the devil to preach abso-
lutte atheism, that there was neither
| God, devil, heaven nor hell. In cx-
change tor this service he was to attain
worldly distinction and great rcputa-
ton for wisdom. All at first went
swimmingly" with this seventeenth
century Bob Ingersoll until the ap-
proach of death. Then he straight
way avowcd his belief, not only in
prradise, ,hbut in punishment, and died
mlserably i'll instant eXpcction that o
legion OF fiends would carry him, O
second or rathor foreshadowed Don
Giovanni, to the sulphurous pit.
The same DR.. Moodey mentioned
above can not let therbirth Of an un-
fortunate monstrosity occur without
finding in it something Of witchcraft
and. he graycly writes to Boston il
Septcmbcr, 1888, minute descrip
ton of poor distorted infant that was
brought forth by an Indian woman, as
q Terrible warning of things present
and to come. He concludes: "Doubt
= less you have hcarn how matters arc
;, with us, beg your prayers" Poor
: credulity but for his misfortunes, fol
4 he was shortly after imprisoned by
' Cranlield "f0r administering the sac.
! ! raments contrary to the laws and stat
u utes Of England"
These extraordinary statements
y were sent to Dir. Mathor, as he was
" at that time compiling a volume, OF
, rather volumes, called "Rcmarkablc
- ProYidcnccs," which he published in
= 1854. These unCouth and garblc,l
! ! tales were accepted as absolutely cor
=, . rect, not only by supcrstitious country
people, but by the most learned
scholars in America and England.
, Such contemporary lcLtors speak, as
> no other testimony can, Of tho horri
bly, darkencd condition Of the human
,, intellect, even in the days when France
was approaching her zenith under
Louis XIV, and England was pre- par
:. ing for that glorious revolution winch
, was to eiiaoe the name Of Stuart from
the list of European dynastics, and
: give England not only genuine free
dom but genuine king
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1886-07-01

lie swung with her TN the hour was late
And when he went home, said he,
Her father had painted the garden gate
And my pants are q sight to see,
Hereafter, he said to himself, I'll wait
Till the paint bRs dried on the garden gate