New-York tribune., 1886-11-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho Queens English fares Ill on the tongues oa
even the stenest and most unbending Tory uphoders
of the Crown. People were not done grlnnlhg az
Major saundersOns exuberant exclamation about Bul-
garia "Sir, she man enough to resist Kussial-
when Mr. Chaplin advanced with the proposition thas
Bradford was rather Radical in the extreme" Ana
now Lord Randolph Churchill vehemently protesU
that "the voice of England which sounded SO clearly
at the last general election, will not be lost sight o.
such speeches surpass Lord Sr r. Al Crosss reference
to clearing smile" and challenge the historic effort
Of Sir Boyle Roche.
At the Harvard Ceebraton.-Little Girl of Ten
don't see where al the graduates conc from,
didn't know Harvard had graduated aAif no many'
Little Boy-Two hundred and fifty years you know.
script.
The election of Universallst minister to Congress
is much to be depored There IS already too small
regard in Congress for the doctrine of future TO
ward OF punishment
1t is said that when "Long" John Wentworth wac
running for some Office in Chicago few years ago.
a friend told him that his political enemies weu
circulating the report that If he should be elected
he would put his hand In the public treasury and help
himself To this Long" John answered with
merry twinkle in his eye, "Mebbe WILL and mebbs
! won't. But | can tell you one thing: nobody else
will put his hand in: I'll set on the chst."
Mrs. Anglomaniac-I cannot tell you what treat
it is to hear you talk You have been in England 20
long that every word utter reminds me- Of the
delightful lOrs and dukes | used 70 meet
Returned Tourist-Parion NE, but England 10 tho
only country that did not visit
Mrs. Accommodated How very starngct
/ was sure you had unconscously acquired the Eng
lsh vocal tones al, l., ,,, han,
Returned 1ourist-No 1t Is only o cold ID my heau
-(Clen ROso Falcon.
II Postmaster General Villas remains in the Cabinet
throughout President Ceveland's term he will have
built up q good large feet OF ocean mail carrying
steamers flying foreign flags. The most recent ac-
quisitlon is the steamer Baldomero Iglesas, of the
hf,h ailadf from her m
with the mails This vessel built in Glasgow in
1866 and was originally the Rakaia. Later she wss
renamed the Ebro. and about two years ago she was
od and her Identity changed by giving her the name
she now bears.
"Maam" said the domestic. ~ have come. to give
0S tBSt wSy do yea eavs y You
have made any complaint; - 49,, -
Donestc-No, ma am; but must have new
subject for conversation, or shall lose cast with my
set have discussed your cccentrictes 80 long thas
you. Tor you have always been kind and lndulGens
mistress but you see how II Is, f my snaing ma "a
boston Transcript.
The two lunatics who tried to escape from warns
Island probably thought they we're Indicted Alder
men trying to get to Canada
The Flower Roswen P) that bloomed late last spring
faded with the first sharp frost of autumn
A Very Close Approacb.-Chicago Boy-Docs your
pap live here -. ,,,
Vermont BoyNO, my pap lives in Vermont. % ,o Ho: .:
got a maple grove. and every year We mahe io's oh
maple syrup and sell It. 49,. a.. ,
|'My pap is a maple syrup manuiacturer 100
81 bet our groves larger than yourn;" ,.,.
"Well, haven't any grove, but our.our heao
chemists name is Mapleson. so there now.-tomaha
World.
There arc about 100000 interested In brass
hands either a. players makers Of Instruments
There are 10000 brass bands in this country at tho
present tme and the number is rapidly increasing.
Tho trouble with the oleomarserine mill in this
stte that the statute against the of colorng mat.
ter in their conglomention of fats and oils Is nos
colored. 1t Is undlsguised and genuine
A Fair Oner-Omaha Doctor-Ahl Count Maca-
ronni clad met YOU. Can't you pay me that little
bni YOU owe me for services from last sprnsi You
have been away. supposet
Count MacarQnni-l not good lucka havc. 80
"You mean sou have no money TO spo.eT
"Iet eez 10 but la wcrka eet out for YOU" =,
"You will work IL outl Well that's fair cnougns
I am sure Count What Is your business ." ,
~ an organo grinder am signor "-lOmaha WorM.