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The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24

as loss ol memory, zassitude, nocturnal cnlls- siOns, diversions to society, dimncss oi Vis- siOC, noises in the head, the vial fluid pass 9ng unObscrved through the urine, and many other diseases that lead te insanity and death r Dr. Mintie, wine isNa regular graduated physician, will agree to forfeit five hundred dollars for case of this kind that the Vital Restorative (under his special devise and treatment) will not cure, or for anything i'm cure or Injurious found in it. nr. Mlhte treats all diseases successfully without ner- icGry. Consulta' ions free Through exam. inAtion and advice, includilg analysis Of urine. S5 Prlce of VIIal Restorative Sl.5O ibo:tle, or four times the quantity jor, S5; senl to any address upon receipt of price, or 2. o. D secure from observation and in pri- SHte na..e. fl desired, by A. K. MINrlE, M. Dr. No l2 Rearny Stfeet, San Francisco, Cal. Dr. Mniie's Kidney Remedy NEPHRETI- CUM curse all kinds of kiJney and bladder complaints, gcnnorrhea, lecucorrhCed, gleet For sale by al druggists; $l bottle, six 5ottlesi B. ,.....--
 Dr. Mir4ie's Dqndelion Pills and the best
 ad dcheapest dyspepsia and bilious cure in
 4tmarket. For slle by al! druggists.
 Sample Bottle Free,
 JIbe sent to any one applying by letter stating sym ptoms, sex and age. Strict se- ,erecy in regard to all S.btisihess transactions
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
Notice of Sherin's Sale.

FEY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION IS- sued out of the District Court of the First 7Jud 'cial District of the territory of Ar.zona, Tn and for tke county of Cochisc, tested the list of April. 1886, on a Judgment entered therem on the 2+th day gi December, lSSi in a certain action wherein A. C. Smith as plaintiff recovered judgment against J. Iark, J.J. Anderson and J. D. House for !he sum of S41.30. and to ne directed and delivered. H
 '< have levied upon all the right, title and interest Uf the said defendants in and,tU the a'Way-UE" mine and mining claim, situate In, tombstone mining district, Cochise county, ArizpLa, aud bounded on he south west sY thg "GoOd Enough mine, on the northwest by the Field" mur and 1nc a'G lded Edge" mine, and known as mineral survey lot No. 5, together wilt all the sur face ground thereof and all inc improve Snents thereon. '''f
 Public notice is hereby given that on the 22nd day of April, lSS5. al oue~o'c,ock D. Ul. of thai day in front Of the court house Of said county of CochiSe at TOmb>tGlre,l will scll all the right, title and interest of the said abOve-named defendants IIr and 10 the -aboygdescrIted property at pubii: acton tG- cash to the highest and best bidder <to sitiSfY said execution, interest and ill costs.
 R:S. HATCH, Sheriff. .r
 By (. D REPPY, Under Sheriff. - TombStnlIe, Aprii 1, 1SS6
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
The Great English Remedy

It is apcver falling
 cure for nervous de-
 bilitY, exhausted Vi
 tality, seminal weak
 ness, sperInalorfhea, lost manhood, impo- Iteriey, paralysis, and all the terrible elects .of self abuse. youth 'fonies andescesses m
 mature years-Such
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24

Mrs. Frankie Stump has seclrcd inc best location on the main street of Ris''ee and las opened frst-class boarding house and restaurant there in, where the residents Of Bisbee and ES';ors tc the great copper camp, viii :s2eivr the fllcst that the market af- Io ts. 1-I!tf
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24

Buy T package of "Referm Te.r,' gnI receive q hardsome present. at k p Mansfield. I-ISu
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
For Sale, Let
 RaIss HO9IAc.

arty is for Sale or Le:ISe oi, Er"p mnst Favorable teruic Or viii be E.e[t lry the month 10 responsible party. Owing iJ is javOra6lr loca;ipn at the cUrncr Of Tough. uus and Ei tb strrei, it offers ltnnsual ad. yaniag=s SG BOardInG EaOuse for Miners Fhe HeSlSS House hae al ways rerei7edtS large pa:ronage fraaa the travelling l'ablic and rtizins To parties &ho desire tJ engage in tue Hotel, Res
 tauraDt and Ir'dging Housr business, nu hrt- ger opportunity has ever befn offered. Fu
 turiErr particulars cnnuIic ut Ghe sforcor J. SADLER 2.22t
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
CAPITAL PRIZE, $15O,OOO
1 lElsI

"We do hereby certify that we supervise the arrangements for all the Monthly and Quarterly Drawings of The Louisiana State Lottery Company, and ih person man. age and control the Drawings themselves, and That the same are conducted with hon
 esty, fairness, and in good faith toward all parties, and we authorize tine Company To use this certificate, with fac similrs o. our signatures attached, in its advertisements
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24

We, tht undersigned Banks end Bankers, will Day all Prizes erawn in inc Louisiana State Lotteries which may be presrried at our counters. y. III. OGLEGSBX, Pres. H.OuiNi.
 ana National Bank. y. w. KILLER ETH, Pres. StaIe
 National Hank. A. BALDWIN, Pres. New Or.
 leans National Bank
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24

Geods are ;nfiaS -sQlt .Gh"arer al IpmmerIicld' store than evcr Eefurr iiia city
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
SUMMONS

" THE JUSTICES COURT. PRECINCT No. l, in the cuuniy of C,rhise Territory of Arizuna. before John C. Ea>tun, Jusli.e of the Peare; deman,. 500.
 Mary Tack, PI"intiii,
 Ys.
 C. .. Brnham, Defiant.
 The Territory of Arizona sends rrcetir9 to (. $. BENlIAM. Ca nun-rc, idrnt ct the Territory Defendant:
 You are hereby summoned and required to appear before mc at my office ia frmb- stone, comfy of CorhiSc on the l5. h day Of April. A D., lSSG, at 70 o'clock A. M, 10 answer the c0.nliant Oi the above ramrd plaintiff, who O. manIs Of you that you are indebted to hcr m ltC sum of ninct, (S9O) dollars, on Il special contract for the board and lodging of James Harwuud for sixty days in the summer Of iSS5. as shown bv tnr complaint now or file in my ofirr hnd Ii you fail tn aspcar and answer said ctm plaint as herein required. tre plaintiff will lake judgment against you as demanded aLd fur the costs oi t!.iS sui.
 Given under my band this 1Iih day of February 4. D., iHS6
 JOIN C. EASTOT,
 JustiCC ui lhe FeLce
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
Sample Bottle Free,

JIbc sant to any one applying by letter stating sym ptoins, sex and age. Strict se- precy in regard to all SbIisihess trans actions
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
Meeting Noticc.

Burnside Post No. s5, Dept. C,I., G 4. < .; regular meetings .ist and i:ri Sa = uTi1ys in zach nr,uth, q, the City lIa;l. '' :! :so ?. m. GEO. 2 Wa!I,
 Adi@ssiit 4. 1. CI,N {,p A.al Ger
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
ANNOUNCEMENT.

MERCANTILE LAW AND COLLECTIOI 'r OFFICE, Toughnut street, between Fourth anG Fifth.
 Tombstone, Arinuna. CHARLES G. JOHNS ION,
 Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public J. E. PALMER, Accountant
The Daily Tombstone., 1886-05-24
Sfiit AH0tHer.

HalIner tG Shaughnessy, the popular pro Prlctcls Of thc Billiard parIors, on Allen st. having made arrangements wiih the prorri iUGS ui the C. lebNlicd Nthii z MIlwaUi;p:. beer, hav,. had < tine c.tucst erected m their saionn and are no prepared to sery,. their uumcTous customers with scho jners of tEl> celebrated beer on d: sr gLt, ice cold
 and fry it. aiiL
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
Swimming for Girls.

The public are continually reminded
of the numerous contrivances, supports,
stays, shoulder-straps, etc., and the
various exercises that are best calcu-
lated to prevent round shoulders, a
STOPPING, awkward gait, contracted
chest, and so forth; but perhaps there
is no kind of exercise for girls more
calculated to attain those desirable OBJ
iects than that of swimming. During
the act of swimming the head is thrown
back, the chest well forward. while the
thorocic and respiratory muscles are in
strong action, and both the upper and
lower extremities are brought into full
play. Indeed, in health point of
view, females would often have an adj
vantage over the stronger sex, as, owing
to the large amount of adipose tissue
covering their muscles, and the COM
parative smallness and lightness of
their bones, they not only have greater
powers of fotation than men, but, as q
rule, can continue much longer in the
water. They are. therefore, naturally
qualified to become good swimmers
and Mr.. Macgregor mentions that out
of class of thirty girls, whose in
struction commenced ate last season,
twenty-five were laugh to swim in six
lessons, and six of them won prizes. 1t
is to be hoped, therefore, that the girls
will not be debarred from learning this
graceful and healthful accomplishment
either through the lack Of baths or of
teachers. Such practice is particu-
larry called for at the present day, as
u set-off against the growing tendency
in the girls Of the period" to indulge
in those literary and sedentary pur-
suits which are anything but favorable
to the development of q healthy
physique.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06

During the war the people of Arkadel-
phia, Ark, kept up their religious REVEALS.
They argued that the Yankees might keep
ont sugar and coffee, but they couldn't keep
out the Lord. Among the most fervent Of
the reyivalists was old Sister Boyle. With
ont her no revival could hope TO be a sue
cess, and whenever there was the least
drawback she was called upon to pray. One
night, at meeting. the mourners were slow
Ill comm through. Sister Boyle was
called upon. She took a position near the
altar. knelt down, raised her hands, and
said: oh Lord, we are in great distress.
We have tried rye, Drowned potatoes,
parched corn, oke1y and many other things,
trying TO get a coffee tas.e out Of EN- but,
Lord, Thou knowest as well as we do that
parched corn an SIGH lacks q right smart of
being coffee, SO now, Lord, knowing all This,
please open the blockade an let the Lincoln
coffee pour in, an we'll praise Thee early
an late. Amen. "-Arkaasaw Ttareler
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
Extraordinary Medical Skill.

One stormy night, when the roads
we're well-nigh impossible, son OF
Erin came into doctors Office and de-
sired the dispenser Of pliysic to go to
see friend who was "jist-a-dyin'." He
would not take no for an answer; SO,
putting the saddle-bags upon his horse,
the physician started ont upon his Jour-
ney. As soon as he saw the sick man
he knew it was nearly over with him,
and remarked to the courier:
peter, You told the truth; your
friend is just at the point ofdeatll."
Cant we do ainytheene for heem ?"
replied Peter.
mo; it is too late"
But, docthor, amt ye goin' to give
heem ainytheeng at all, at all?"
ut will do no good?"
"But, docthor, You have come SO far,
it would be too bad to go back without
doin' ainytheeng."
For the peace Of Peters mind, the
doctor now took small quantity Of su-
gar from phial, and placed it upon the
dying mans tongue, just as he was
drawing his last breath.
Peter, seeing his friends head drop
back, looked mp to the doctor with big
eyes, and said. half in whisper, "Oh,
decthor, an diln' ye do it quick Pr
HHrDer'x MAGAZINE.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06

Henry Clay never was at q loss for word
or "boggled" while speaking, but his drafts
on the Kings English were never dishonor-
ed. With Mr.. Webster it was different,
and he often would hesitate, and then rub
his nose with the bent knuckle of his right
thumb. Mr.. Calhoun, when at loss for a
word, would give retulant twist at his
large, turned over shirt collar, and then
run his bony fingers through his long. gray
hair until it stood up like the hair on an
electric toy. Mr.. Benton would sink his
voice and humble something that no one
could understand, and Gen. Cass would
Jaw! aw!" in the Engl SD style, passing his
hand beneath the lower edge of his capa-
cious white waistcoat Mr.. Webster WIS
almost invariably stuck" when he attempt
ed to use Latin quotation, and when Mr..
Everett was III the Senate he used inyar-
ably to appeal t, hin.--Bea: Pertey
POOre's "reminiscences
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
An Authors (,urls.

In his autobiography Mr.. Upper
writes: Two queer anecdotes / must
give about another form of author-wor-
ship to which we poor vain morta!s are
occasionally exposed, namely, what
Pope called in Pelinda's case "The Rape
of the Lock" can remember Cas- once
by Lady - in London more than one
such rayishment attempted if not
accomplished; but most especially was
l in peril at the Philadelphia exhibi-
ton, when three duennas who guarded
some lady exhibitors too modest to ask
for themselves) pursued q certain in
dividul, scissors in hand, like Clotho,
Iiachesis, and Atrophis, in vain hope Of
sheared tresses. Had they been, like
many Of Our American sisters, both
juvenile and lovely, very possible sue
cess might have crowned their daring;
or, instead Of the three seductive
graces, had they posed as three intel
lectual muses., might have succumbed; ;
but leash Of fates obliged rapid re-
treat. And for second queer anecdote
take this: A cute negro barber had
persuaded me to have my hair cut, to
which suggestion, as it was kissing no.
weather, I agreed. He had neat little
shop close to jewelers.. Next morn
ing / passed that shop and noticed my
name placarded there, surrounded by
gold lockrts, for that cunning niger
and his gilded friend were making q
rich harvest Of my shaved curls. Sambo
can be az sharp rs Jonathan, when q
free man, il he likes.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06

"Well, darling, have come to cdy good.
by for a little while, said young Ferguson,
sadly; hooking into his Mabel's eyes.
80 say g5oAsbyP," repeated Mabel, Won
deringly. "Wby, Afchie, where are you
going?" "a,
aonly to New York, DEAR" the young
man said, claspirg her closer rs he spoke.
"Just little business trip, you know. !
shall be back
20, Archie!" interrupted the beautiful
Girl. inipulsively. Are you really going to
New York; Really and truly. Archief.
"Why, yes, Of coufse I ain, my child.
Why shouldn't 1? Is there anything SO
strange about that?" /.
20, am so glad! Now, Archie, won't
YOU do me one little favor while You are
theres Something ! want you to do SO
much: t5r my sake :,
"Why, of course, my darling, will.
There is nothing I would htt do for your
sake. Your slightest wish is command to
me. Tell me what it is and will do 1t be-
fore l attend to anything else. What is it
sou want me to do, my child?'
"You are so good. Archie, said the girl
tenderly, while her voice sank to whisper,
"and l have set my heart ON it, too. |
want you to jump off the Brooklyn bridge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06

more discusses the chances Of leading
favorites; then suddenly she will point
to tho name Of some rank outsider. and
say, "But why should this not VIM"
The hapless youth hastily advances two
or three random reasons, and is finally
dismissed with strict injunctions to be
sure and get good odds. Woe be TO
him If he does not. for the racecourse
hatitlee loves the "top Of the market, !"
and will tolerate no paltry excuse to the
effect that her own garrulity occupied
the precious moments when a price
might have been obtained. II the out.
slider so casually alluded to should hap
pen to put his nose in first, the best
thing the amateur commissioner can do
is to keep the width Of the course be-
tween himself and his fair friend for the
rest of the day, unless he particularly
fancies having didn't / tell you so?"
dinned into his ears in accents OF bitter
reprcach, and being stigmatized as the
deafest of deaf adders throughout the
afternoon. The one thing he can rely
on with certainty is that whatever turns
up he will get no thanks London
SATURDAY. Repietc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
Senator Hearst,

Senator Hearst may not have the
personal graces of Brummel, or the
oratorical gifts of Cicero, but the top
of his head is devoid Of undulations
The Senator is not mean; on the con-
trary, he is generous with his money,
but he is not in the habit of releasing
his grip on a dollar until he knows
where it is going. For instance:
please, sir, will you assist poor
man who is out of work and has family
dependin' on him ?"
This inquiry was made by fellow
who darted out of dark doorway near
the Senator's newspaper Office one even
ing last winter.
The Senator turned watery eye on
the beggar, saw bis unshaven mug, his
shabby raiment, and unwashed, shaky
hands.
$50 you've got family, have you?
Where dye live?"
Ground on Pacific street. SIR"
"Go ahead and take me there. If you
amt lynn, I'll do the square thing,
,ardner."
The man had family, sure enough.
He showed the Senator into foul room
in the third story of a rookery. There
were three children, ecent-looking
woman, and scwing-machine. The
woman wept when questioned. They
were poor and often hungry. All their
troubles came from the drunkenness of
the husband. That culpnt sullenly
owned to the truth of this statement.
"All right, said Uncle George, rising.
He gave the woman q sum of money
that made her speechless
"Come along with me-" said Hearst to
the husband, who obeyed with alacrity.
At the next corner the Senator turned
the amazed man over to policeman.
Book this fellow for vagrancy," said
the philanthropist. "I'll swear against
him tomorrow. He's been striking me
for piece"
Nov, you," said Uncle George next
day when he had secured sentence of
three months for the loafer, "if you've
q mind to be decent when you get out,
come to me and I'll give you show"
And the man, three months later, did
come. Uncle George sent him and his
family 10 one of his ranches, where, to
do the fellow justice, he has avoided
the bottle and behaved himself.
Il amt opposed to drinkin'," the
Senator is given to remarkiny. eff a
man can afford it it's all right. but
when he can't I go in for sendin' him
to Jail. "--Sau Francisco Post.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06

4 40 ~ iIilvssas.. \ thiak
IA a yoa llks hin.r
QN111, eoid Eilvostrn, stkak u scarcely
4 4.lt aseseion. q course ! liked him-a
Nh Greyir
~. Capt. Leonarli!n
s6pppcss Wsre 10 say that liked you
0nxeat denl--that loved ycu---s
s0h, Capt. Leonardo
sMCaM ron say me mo or syes?'
4ess ~ whispered 50 score Of times,
DO 500 really love me, my darlings.
Won know that / love ron. Giacopor--
With soft reproachful eyes.
u were q poor beggar In the Via Ma.
rlna, would ycu love mo stilly" he cate
chiscd her, with tender earnestness.
Yes. she answered, steadfastiy.
For myself onlyYr
~Oh, dincopo. how can you ask these
Mnei questtonsyr
n like to be sure,r said the Captain.
6erenely. ~Come here, little one, and kiss
me, and let me slip this circlet Of diamonds
O. your plump finger. All, there comes
Hilvestra ran to her, with eyelashes vet
with sunshiny tears.
@Oh. Miss Leonard" she sobbed, II am
engaged!r
Amt Sadie lifted her eyebrows.
@TO--Jnck?r said she.
10 Giacopo, corrected the beauty---@to
Capt. Leonardo
aWell, said Aunt Sadie. he's Jack"
Silvestra turned round, with a face Of
pretty puxxlement.
sJack!n she repeated jack
Say II again, sweetheart" caressed
Capt. Leonard, tenderly imprisoniDg her
hand In his. "You don't know how sweet
It sounds. And, Silyestra-"
aWeli?"
III you would rather our marriage ended
" an clogement than a regular church
Siivestra gave q little comprehensive cry;
tbs scarlet blood suffused her face; size
clasped both hands over her eyes.
@Oh!" she cried, Il see it all now. Oh.
Jackl jack! how could have been SO blind
how could IL"
But in vain she strove 10 draw her hand
away. Capt. Leonardo held il fast.
fon have promised me, my dear" he
declared; ayou have promised, and shall
not let you GO.
And I don't want you TO-" whispered
Silyestra. 81 think always loved you,
Jack, even when you were great awkward
boy. But now
And her bright, shy eyes, timidly lifted
to his, told tho rest OF the tale.
Aunt Sadie smiled TO herself as she crept
away.
My little plan has succeeded, said she,
1as thought it would!"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
Fixing II Up.

The next day after man moved into
q town in Western Dakota the Mayor
called on him and said:
"Just arrived from the East hear"
Eyes.
Believe your name is Jones?"
"That's it,"
"No title, / suppose?"
None"
"Of course you will want one now,
but I'll tell you just how it is; we
haven't got much left to select from.
We limited each title to five persons,
and we already have five colonies. five
senators, five governors, five judges,
and so on. We aren't quite full on
majors and commodores, however, and
you can take your choice.
"Well, if it's customary I believe I'll
take major.
All right, Major. Come on down to
Judge Potts poker parlors and I'll in
trodnce you to Senator Blow, Gen.
McGore, and other of our leading citi-
gems. p Estelli11c Bell.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-10-06
Returning Good for Evil.

Parson Whangdoodle Baxter meets
Jim Webster. one Of his parishioners.
II hopes dat yer am still walkin' de
narrer paff, Jeems."
II hope SO, too, parson.
docs yer carry out de golden rule
oh returnin' good for ebil?"
Il has been returnin' good for ebil,
but Use been losin' money at de bizi-
ness. No later den las week lost q
dollar by dat ar foolishness."
"How so, Jeems?"
"Gabe Snodgrass asked me ter
change dollar for him. L glib him two
good silver half dollars for bad dollar
bill. Dat was returnin' good for ebil
wit vengeance"
Jim Webster, said Parson Baxter.
looking over his specs, II want ter ask
yer o few questions.
"All right, parson.
Yer got de bad dollar bill las week,
didn't yer?"
Yes, sab. :"
yer went to church las Sunday,
didn't yer?"
"Hey?p
"Yer hcered me. Needn't make out
yer didn't heah. me. 1 seed yer in
church las Sunday. I had my eve on
yer. You was skylarking wild dat
saddle-cullered niggah, Matildy Snow
ball. You was payin' no tenshun ter
do Gospel tidings. But dat's not the
wussest reskality yer has been up ter. +"
What does yer mean, parson?'
LAS Sunday dar was bad dollar in
do hat, and as Moses said unto Nathan,
'dou art de man, and yet yer have the
gall to tell me dat you am still in de
narrer paff Here's de bad dollar, and
You jess shell out good one eff yer
don't want ter he slammed on dc groun'
and wrapped aroun' q tree"
But, Parson Baxter"
Han ober good dollar for dis bad
one. So, OATS right Now you has
been returnin' good for ebil some more.
You am still in de narrer paff. Him
what endureth to de end shell be saved.
Good mawnin', Jeems," and with O
pleasant smile that seemed to meet be-
hind his ears, Parson Baxter passed on.
- erds Sifti1,gs.