Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-08-06
JUNIOR
The color of a sick do.

A ro11cEMAS's lot is often PUP pa
W1FE-"What's the News ~
Husband-"War is goipp on He'd
Wife-"oh, lard!s-Neumn,amG ss
pendent. "".an
SM1TH-Ha, Jones! Sr,
a-tishing? Jones-Cant do po v
Smith-Why not? Jones' yl
liquor the first of the ya,, sSo,
Courier. ~Bo
1T is said that shingles NAV !.
fre-proof, but you cannot a oas BE-
small boy who has had eyne auslnes
a single is not frequentlv .aa
IOWeU Citizen. 'ea:hd
WHEN q coil of lead pine IL
q hardware store begins to VII IatS
stick out its forked tongue ' : g
man knows it is time t. a Ds
Estelline Bell. "eaf
"Do YOU not see on everr =,
dences of the new art of maIsla s
attractlve!" asks an exchange,
greet to say that we do not, Wo1
-NeW York Graphic. "'O1
The man who makes two b,,I
grass grow where only one grew si i
is benefactor to his species s,s
woman who will get along WITH ss
one bonnet where two were nes1.
fore is an ornament to her sos
RiUer AdDance.
"How ARE you getting aloo,
that red-headed wife of yoursss
Gilhooly of an intimate friend i
wife gives me a heap of trouble
we have a row and just get A,,
having a monkey and parrot tims ,
she doesn't give me any peace ~ \
until we have started o fresh frss!
Tecas Sittings.
II is said that Queen Victor,
quested the Prince of Wales to eda
life of John Brown, but that thai,
| positively refused. The Queer
much grieved, and, in conyer,,
with a prominent gentleman,
Eyes, Hi ham 'urt. Hi thonol
would do 'imself the honor of hss
such q work, but Hi was mist,
Ealas! the 'ead is not cold uni;
noble body is forgotten. Hi wouJ
somebody helse to hedit it. Lu
don't want to pay out hany M
Halas!"-Arkdnsaw I1aveler.
The old gentleman was int
studying q letter he had just rec
from mis- lawyer, hanging fire Of
words SUM cuique, which the
wight had c~arelessly shelled out.
ing his son enter, he exclaimed:
here, Billy, you're a Latin sci
what do these words mean?" poi
to the aforesaid SUM cuiaue. M,
replied Billy; "Why. I should
you could flush that sentence,
if it isn't spelled according to
Sue 'em quick, is what the coul
meant to say, but he's o little e
in his photography. - onkers
zette.
A MAN in last years clothes wa!
ed at o table in the reporters
writing 1t was costing him gre
fort, apparently, for his tongu
sticking out about four inches al
showed the pen along as if it Y
pillow. "Who is that?" whispere
city editor to one of the boys, VIII
been coaching the visitor. "Anarc
replied the reporter, with a VI
shake of the head. "The devil!
do you know" gasped the city 9
"Saw his writing. Spells God
little g." and the reporter slipped
--Washington Critic.
THE LADIES' MAN.
He's handsome, polite,
|. Unapproachable quite
In elegance, gracefulness, style:
In a word, debonair,
And admired by the fair,
Whose hearts tbs his aim to besu
He's attentive to Jane,
And he hirts with Elaine,
n he murmurs soft nothings TOT
While his mustache he twirls,
But beware of him, girls,
For he isn't q marrying man.
He can sing in duet
With Janet or ROsette,
And the upright piano can play;
And delightfully."- spoon
Through IL whole afternoon,
With Bella while playing croquet
He's expert in all games
Played by maidens and danes,
And waltz through the german he
Most gracefully whirls,
But beware of him, girls,
For he isn't a marrying man.
Boston Courier.