Middletown transcript., 1886-09-02

W hCA luO hCufCAiy A40iN ohoAA oONSA
The chord of life, ana his freed soul flies
To dwell with his own forever.
Every Other Saturday.
GETTING ADMIrTED.-A youne
man dropped into the Office of q Da
kota lawyer and said: whats habe
as corpus? 1T is kind of writ for
"Thafs all want to know about it.
Is mandamus writ too ?" "Yes. >
"Use pretty considerable Of these
writs in the law business, | reckon p
eyes, there are number of different
kinds" "What is the usual rate for
making collections in the territory y
"We usually take about half" Cali
right-thanks. You see / made up
my mind this morning to become a
lawyer, and wanted to get a point or
two. I'm going over to get admitted
to the bar before the court adjourns
--Pll hang out my shingle in the
morning. ."-Estelline Bell
- DRExEL's Bell Cologne cheers
our solitude.
cir humor, wit and honesty could
save" from the ills flesh is heir to,
what good price they'd bring in the
market. Well, twenty-five cents will
buy panacea-Salvation Oil.
"A MERCHANT down town sells more
of DIR, Bulls Cough Syrup than all
other medicines together. It surely
must be the best remedy for a cough,
cold, and other similar affections.
Price 25 cents.
FEMININE AMENITIES. old beauty
Ito young one How charrningly
your new maid does your hair. She
makes it look as if you had quite a
good suit.
Young beauty (to old one)-Yes +;
you know she was in your service
once, and wigs give a hair-dresser
such good practice.-Judge.
GNMt SAce'N sesgp1sia. aagpis ii 'ss ei
thousands suffering from Asthma, Con-
sumption, Coughs, etc. Did you ever try
Ackers English Remedy It is the best
preparation known for all Lung Troubles,
sold on positive guarantee at 10c., 60c.
r. GAYLORD BRAGDOM DRUGGIST
The jumper who has been making
daring theoretical leaps Gin the news
papers, from a balloon from Brooklyn
bridge and other eminences, Jumped
the town" at Lowell, on Friday, with
a hoard hill unraid
: WONDERFUL CUREs.-W. d.
Hoyt & Co., Wholesale and retail
druggists, of Rome, Ca, say: We
have been selling DR.. Kings New
Discovery, Electric Bitters and Buck |
lens Arnica Salve for two years.
Have never handled remedies that
sell as well or give such universal sat
isfaction. There have been some |
wonderful cures effected by these
medicines in this city Several cases of |
pronounced Consumption have been en-
tirely cured by the use Of few bot
ties of DR.. Kings New Discovery, |
taken in connection with Electric Bit
ters. We guarantee them always.
Sold by Dr.. j. Gibson Carroll.
= Already half dozen city editors
in Chicago have decided upon the
head "Seyen Up !" to put over the ac-
count Of the hanging Of the convicted
Anarchists. 1t is hoped the Supreme
Court will not euchre them out Of their
little game.-Norristown Herald.
2C>>o the Children. They are es-
ONOS pecially liable TO sudden
Colds, Coughs. Group, Whooping Cough,
etc. We guarantee Acker's English
Remedy q positive cure. It saves
hours of anxious watching. Sold by
J GAYLORD BRAGDON, DRUGGIST
- The great freeze in Florida last
winter, it is stated, has proved in many
ways blessing in disguise to the
orange growers, and instead of being
Of no account, this seasons crop will |
be as large as if the frost nip had not
occurred. The orange seems to resem-
Bile the peach in some ways.
- An ENTERPRIsING, RELIABLE
HoUsE.-Dr. ]. Gibson Carroll can
always be relied upon, not only to
carry in stock the best of everything.
but to secure the agency for such arti-
cles as have well known merit, and are
popular with the people, thereby sus-
tanning the reputation of being always
enterpising, and ever reliable. Hay-
ing secured the Agency for the cele-
brated DR.. Kings New Discovery for !
Consumption, will sell it on positive
guarantee. 1t will surely cure any
and every affection of the Throat,
Lungs, and Chest, and to show our ]
confidence we invite you to call and
get Trial Bottle Free.
"Shure, an l don't loike stroikers.
By me sowl, but if | had the doin' av
t, I would behead everyone that
troikes, and for the sicoDd ofince, /
would double the dose, be jabers.
rid-bits.
- AFTER the most exhaustive prac-
ical tests in hospitals and elsewhere,
he gold medal and certificate of high
st merit were awarded to St. Jacobs
Dill, as the best pain curing remedy,
I the Calcutta International Exhibi-
ion.
- Office boy (to editor There is
man outside what says he has bill
9 wants to present. Editor-Say to /
i'm that his manuscript is respectful
Y declined. New York Sun. :
NN OuxN OF tho good things of this
ANAONS life are sorrowfully let
lone on account of Dyspepsia. Ackers
dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsia,
idfgestion and Constipation; sold on r. !,
osidve guarantee at IS and 90 cents, by o.
y GAYLoRD BRAGD0N DRUGGIST. Z