New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-04-06
THE TALK or THE DAY.


In the society column Of Arizona paper is told
how the brother OF far bride threw an old shoe at tue
groom on conclusion Of the ceremony Ii says that
the groom vigorously objected to this time hOhOrcd
custo not because 1t hit him on the back as
because the brothers foot was in IT..
Owing to the recent Hoods they have enough water in
Georgia to the most enthusiastic prohbltlonst
Sam Jones thus POLITICALLY cassifes churcngoers:
"some 20 to church to take walk,
Some 20 TO church 10 Laugh and AK,
Z church to sleep and nod
And few go there to worship Cod
The cable announcement that Karl Blind strongly
denouuces Home Rule" is humorous In ls4s he was
Vanished from Germany for participating in rising
against the Government of his native STATE and AT later
period WAS taken against his own Government
and sent to jail for eight years Subsequently he was
bauished from France aud from Belgium for revolution
ary pottngs. II does not lie well In the mouth OF such
man to condemn a peaceful agitation Of which Parnel
is the head.
Fond Husband Well. my dear. what are you sob
Young Wife: Why that sponge cake | sent to the
agricultural fair la, just taken the rs prize boohoo
| Fond Husband: What Is there ~ cry about III thdt !
You ought 10 feel proud. my DEAR OF your kho"cuso VI
~ Young Wife But you don't understand. The judges
gave IL the award the best specimen OF concrete sent
| IN. Boo-hoo -lChicago Rambler.
Il IA said that the revival meeting In Chicago was
opeued the other morning with the singing Of hymn
entitled Jesus is Calling" to the AIR "TitwDow TIT
willow"
n ou,look for a prosnerous hotel season this
il more encouraging than usual Nearly every d-s able
hnuse has been engaged and those soil on the hunt VIII
he obliged to take second pick or do worse. There a
general brushing at all the leading resorts, AMI they
will open time with Increased attractlohs-lho'c
| Gazette.
new use for pills has been evolved In the West
farmer loaded his gun with a box OF pills and Killed
tvo burglars This Will give tho pill chance to
advertise them AS dead shot for all burglars and other
| diseases"
The Maine papers complain that the sleighng is begin
ming 10 poor and bare spots are actually to be
found here aud there
| The LorisraHe Cowier-Jomnm calls upon the Demo
cratic leaders Congress, to give Democrats out OF
Congress something fight for and 1t tuat empty
PROMISES wont 20 down any longer. II Is well known
that me Comfer-Jomg,d is the official organ OF the
star Eyed Goddess OF o'orm and 1t wall be interesting
To see reply the leaders will make to this order
/ nom headquarters
"LawA be-s soul Awthaw. What makes you so
pale! Have you sOt the NAL iwla again T.
Nav. Bni had tewIble wight lawst night, aud me
nerves punect nlilrstwlngs yet iheah was wcA'
1--we T@ M w S SSO Kind S what aGd d It Go
at went away"-!rowu Tones
Says a recent humber OF HE VirJinia CITY NovD En-
t,rDrsc steer killed by Virginia CITY butcher
the other day whose teeth completely incrusted
with gold anI -ivcr buion. Tle animal came from 4
ranch Oh Carson River. and it thought the metal ac
cumuatrd on his teeth while he drinking the river
water which Il mprrgnated with the talllngs from the
| mills reducing Comslock ores"
London Is rejoicing the prospect OF 5000 new and
improved cabs with polite uniformed drivers,
and sxpenny fares There Will be war ID the knife be-
! tween these cabs and those at present running
once ia - while liberalism Is very illberaL In France
| public school teachers not allowed to give religious
instruction but they are entirely al liberty To give anti
religious instruction. little French girl OF seven latel,
ed family, by exclam :" Dleu est un men
songe and being asked where she HAD learned suol
a-phemy. replied that her scnoolsress had made he
repeat the phrase every morning
GIVE IA O rive lis a man who sings at his work.
says Carlyle. But suppose the man Is an undertaken
" would Ds rather UuI oI place " nave M unuorIake