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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

The hat % bonnet most complete,
The envy OF all women,
Will be the one with biggest beet,
Columbus Dispatch.
Butter. butter nice and fair.
How wonder what you are;
Are you really what you SEEM
Were you made OF grease or cream
1t may be said of a theatre hat, like some
other disagreeable things, that there is likely
to be woman at the bottom OF il.
When the single young lady works an I'M
married minister al pair of slippers she is
trying to win his heart by capturing his
understanding.
A timid Chinaman dined with the young
ladies of Mt Holyoke Seminary few weeks
since. His lacenic remark at leaving was
'Too much plenty girl"
"These are hard tines sighed the young
collector of bills. every place l went to-
day / was requested to call again, but one,
and that was when l dropped in to see my
girl"
Yes, Sam Jones is undoubtedly correct
The devil is a gentleman, but he differs from
other gentlemen we wot Of. He has cl0yen
hoof instead of a clOven breath.-New York
World.
One of the props are being knocked from
under old traditions, and it is only ques-
ton of time when ignorance shall cease to
be considered requisite for jurOr.-Read-
ing times.
The use of the editorial 1--WE" still largely
prevails in the South, as will be seen from a
remark in Tennessee paper: "If we escape
the hog cholera this season, there will be a
large surplus of pork this winter pray,
what is the avoirdupois of the editor" asks
Chicago Sun.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
A STANDARD MEDICAL WORK
FOB YOUNG AND MIDDLE AGED MEH

Exhausted Vitality, Nervous ana PHYSICAL Deoiit
Premature Decline in Man, Errors OF Youth, and
the untold miseries resulting from indiscretOns or
excuses. A book for every man, young, middle
aged and old. 1t contains lbs prescriptions for all
acute and chronic diseases each one of which lie
invaluable. So found by the author, whose eKpe.
rience for twenty-three years is such as probably
never before fell to the lot of any physician Three
hundred pages. bound in beautiful French must
lin, embossed covers, full gilt guaranteed to be
finer work il every Sense-mechanical literary
and Professionalism any other work sold in this
country for $3.50 or the money will be refunded IN
every instance. Price only 81 by mail, postpaid.
Illustrative samples cents. Send now. Gold
medal awarded the author by the National Medi-
cal Association, to the President of which. Hon r.
A. BisSel, and associate officers of the board the
reader is respectfully referred.
The Science of Life should be read by the young
for instruction, and by the afflicted for relief Il
will benefit alI.-LOndOn Lancet
There is no member of society to whom the Sci
ence OF Life Will not be useful, whether youth,
percent, guardian, instructor or clergyHsn.-Argo-
naut.
Address the Peabody Medical Institute, or DR..
". H. Parker, No. Bulfnch street, Boston, Mass,
who may be consulted all diseases requiring
skill and experience. Chronic and obstinate dis
asses that have baffied the skill of other physI-
clans speciality. Such treated successfully with.
out tn instance Of failure. Mention this paper.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
No Wonder She Died.


A young physician who was attending a
woman whose life was threatened by ty-
phoid fever, found at her bedside one day,
three or four neighbors who had run in TO
see her." and were expressing their feelings
and opinions in solemn whispers as fol-
lows:
MY brother Peters first wife took Jest as
she is, and she didn't live but ten days"
Eyes" said another wizen-faced woman.
land my sons wife's sister had the sal me sick
ness she's got, an she died in less than ten
days; yes, I'm sure it was less than ten DAYS
from the day she took TO her bed. And l
helped lay her out"
''She sint got a strong constitution any
way" said another, land she's less likely
TO get over it than though she was more Wig
Orous."
Then an old crone asked
What you givin her. doctor? | smelt an
tasted of it, an it pears like quinine to me,
and if it It's, you might Jest as well stop 1t,
fer her sister Hammer went Jest as she's gOin',
an quinine didn't do her a mite of good"
"Have you ever tried poultice of boiled
onions an merlasses an corn-meal an red
pepper, in case like her'nY' asked another
woman, with pipe in her mouth. 81 tried
it on my brothers wife, an rally think it
would have got her up if she hadn't been so
fer gone fore we heerd OF it."
'Jack-o&k ashes an saleratUs an poke
berry juice was what got me up when / was
down Just as she is" said another.
Hadn't her folks over IN Greenwood town
ship better he told how sick she is" said
one OF her first speakers She's got a twin
brother she thinks heap of. He'd hate it
awful not to see her if she shouldn't live"
But here lank looking woman who had
been sitting in the next room with her apron
over her head began singing in the most UNI
earthly and cracked voice.
'.'Oh, bury me deep in the cold, cold ground,
oh, bury me deep. oh. bury me deep.
Oh. put on my grave jasmine flower,
An under the Willer, oh, let me sleep.
The woman died. That neighborly consul
tatiOn would have killed any patient with a
constitution less vigorous than Methuselah's.
Constitutional PrerOgatiyes Must be Pre-
served.
Maria said Mr.. Buttons to his blushing
daughter, whom he had caught reading per-
fumed letter on the sly, "gi' me that letter"
mo, father, it is mine, my own private
property"
Never mind give it to me, say
NO, l will not. | care nothing about it
on my own account, but there are certain
constitutional prerogatives that | must pre-
serve and hand down unimpaired to my
successors"
Mr.. Buttons went out to the barn and
held an executive session with himself, but
he hasn't seen the letter yet, Just the same.
Chicago News.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
-"All your own tault.
If you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that neYer-Faii.

If you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that neYer-FaiL
The weakest woman, smallest child and
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
Old men tottering around from Rheuma-
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness viii be
made almost new by using hop bitters.
es-My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of hop bitters. and
! recommend them to my people.-Methodist
Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor If hop
Btters are not the best family medicine
Oh earthl!!
Malaria fever, Ague and Biliousness will
leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bit
tiers arrive.
-'sMv mother drove the paralysis and neu
lalgia ali out of her system with hop bit
rers."--Ed. Oswego Sun.
re- Keep the kidneys healthy with hop
bitters and you need not fear sickness.
Ice water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitters In
each draUght-
Tie vigor of youth for the aged and in
firm III hop bitters..
(-'At the change OF lie nothing equals }
Hop Bitters to alIay all troubles incident
| Thereto"
. The best periodical for ladies sA!sosI
monthly, and from which they viii S4Bl OF
the greatest benefit is hop bitters.
Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing
children will cure the children and benefit
themselves by taking hop bitters daily.
Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pre-
vented by timely Use of hop bitters.
Indigestion, weak stomach, Irregularities
of the bowels, can not exist when bop Oitters
are u ed.
4 timely 2 use OF hop
Bitter> viii keep a whole family
Ia robust health year az little cost
To produce real genuine sleep and child
like repOse, take little hop bitters on retir
ing.
BI-fIo-e genuine without q bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile pols
onOus STUD with "HOp" or Hops" in their nams
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
Made Them Twice Glad.

Dir. he Garmo-And so you like my friend,
Rankin? ] knew you would.
Miss Eugenia-Yes, he always makes us
twice glad when he calls.
Mr.. DE Garmo-Ah, that's very nice. I'll
have to tell Rankin that. But, how twice
glad, Miss Eugenia?
Miss Eugenia-Oh, glad when he comes,
and glad when he goes. You must tell him,
Mr. De Garmo.-Tid Bits
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

The plan of throwing bridge over the
Straits OF Messlna, that separate Sicily from
Italy, will. when consummated, be one OF
the most striking feats of modern engineer
ing. The place selected is where the chan
mel is two and one.b bali miles wide and 36l
feet deep, and two piers Will support via
duct of steel rails TO a height of 32S feet
above the water.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
An Offensive breath

Is most distressing not only to the person
afflicted, if he have any pride, but to those
with whom be comes in contact. Ii is del
icate matter to speak of, but it has parted
not only friends but lovers. Bad breath and
catarrh are inseparable. Or. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy cures the worst cases, as thousands
can testify.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
An Appalling Conflict Coming.
Brooklyn Eagle

Senator Plumb, of Kansas, and General
Logan have declared war on one another Ii
is going to be a terrible conflict II the
English language interferes in the ARRAY it
will be fatally injured. Since General Lo-
gan announced that the country was stand
ing on the brink OF an abscess, nothing more
severe and startling has been uttered than
his remark that Plumb was Insulated TO at
tack him bv a man exterior to the Senate.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
a Suggestion for a Boycott.
Baltimore Herald

The wife of PrGssian lsborer has Just
blessed her spouse with triplets for the sec
ond time within year. This would appear
to be good case for the application OF
rigid boycott by the too happy father.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
He Pitied the Poor Fellow.
TTid-BitSf

Iid-BitS.
Street-beggar: Won't you give me few
pennies? My wife and children are starving.
Philanthropist: See here, this is the four
tenth Saturday night you've accosted me
with that cry. What do you do with yourself
during the week?
StIeet-Beggar: Well, generally go fishing
two days week.
Philanthropist: And you don't catch any
hard. Here's dollar for you.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
Never Too old to Learn.
New York Times. |

New York Times.
Little Boy (studying his Latin lessonI: Pa,
what does mort meanP'
Pa lex Alderman and builder: Is that
word i'm your book
Little Boy: Yes
Pa Well, it means ''more mortar" but
didn't know it was Latin word.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

ElTs.-All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after FIRST day use. Mar
vellous cures Treatise aud S2trisl bottle free TO
dslDhi6 Pa
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

For three winters 1 afflicted with catsrrh
aud cold in the head. ] lise Ely's Cream Balm; il
accomplished all thst was repreSented-C. L. Nc
Cormick, Judge Common Please, Elizabeth, u. J.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
Horse Notes.

81 take pleasure in saying that when my
horses were sick with what was called lung
fever last spring, gave Simmons Liver Reg
ulator liquid) in one ounce doses, twice day,
They all recovered speedily.
''E. Il. MIcHNER
"Prop'r Michener's Express,
"Jenkintown, Pa"
II wish to state that a valuable horse of
mine was taken with collie, and, after using
all means available, the thought struck me
las i had no salts in the house, to use Sim
mons Liver Regulator. After giving about
four ounces of It, in the lapse of halt hour
he had an operation and was cured. / think
it valuable information to yourselves and
stock raisers Yours respectfully,
wv, a. HALLAND, Jessusyille, G."
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

The HOrsfOrd Almanac and Cook Book
Mailed free on application to the Rumford
Chemical Works, Providence, Il. /.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

Ayers Hair Nigor restores gray hair to its
original color, and makes the hair vigorous
and abundant.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

Know thyself, by reading the Science o
Life" the best medical work ever published
for young and middla-seed men.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
The Automatic Pen Co..
Iss W. Baltimore ST., Baltimore, Md.

N. B.-we will send to any address a Good
STYLOGRAFHlC Pen for only 75c We also make
a Good Fountain Pen, fitted with a No Gold
Pen that we will sell for 81 each. This Pen would
cost you 81 originally We sell direct to the con-
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05
NOTICE OF7SALE
LANDS M0RTGAGED
TO THE
COLLEGE FUND

Notice is hereby given that the following des-
cribed lands and lots, or so much OF each tract,
parcel or lot as may be necessary, will be offered
at public sale, to the highest bidder at the Court
House door, in the city of Indianapolis, Indiana,
between the hours OF 10 O'Clock q. N, AID 4
O'Clock p. M, on the
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1886-05-05

p~-fTo-e genuine without q bunch OF g1een
Hops on ne white label. Shun all the vile, po1s-
onous stud with "HOD" or Hops in their name.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
SojOurners.

there were up in st. Paul. and this year
they have taken notion to come up and
see for themselves. They have not begun
TO pour within the gates of the Carnival
City quite fast enough yet. but when the
holidays are O r they will flock in by the
entire train loads
WITHIN OUR DOORS.
Mrs. Jere M. Hall. of Boston, Mass, is Wis
iting the family of Sam II. Nichols, at 72S
Grand avenue. Mr.. Hall was also a guest
there on Monday.
Mrs. Warren. Of New York, mother of C.
H. Warren, of the Manitoba, is visiting her
son and will remain in the city until after
the holidays.
E. G. Eddy, president of the First National
bank at Fargo, accompanied by his mother,
Mrs. E. B. Eddy, called upon St. Paul friends
last Tuesday.
Mrs. Olive Roberts, who has returned from
her visit to Wellsville. o., is visiting with MIR.
and Mrs. William Rodgers, of 243 University
avenue.
Mrs. Cooper. of Minneapolis. was the guest
of her daughter, Mrs. j. G. Myron, of $50
Goodrich avenue, during the last week
Mr.. aud Mrs. Samuel Emore, Of Astoria,
Or, and D. ElmOre. of Milwaukee. are guests
of Col George b. Clason, at the Ryan.
Mrs. c. E. Dickinson. of jamestown. has
been visiting in this city.
diiiOnai Social on Tenth rage.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

invariably awaited with keen interest
last winter. as the Patriarchs' ball
was considered very much on the same
scale of grandeur and magnihcence as the
annual Episcopal charity ball. The circle
is a select one and the best married people
of the city move about in it, A numer of
hops. which are not yet quite prepared for.
will be given by various societies and
organizations on New Years eve, and there
is talk of a grand masquerade to occur in
January
FOR SWEET CHARITY's SAKE.
Very illiant and attended by over two
hundred couples was tile second annual
charity ball of the Hebrew Ladies' Benevo-
lent suciety in Standard hail Thursday
evening. Beneath festoons OF flowers and
evergreens the brilliantly costumed dancers
enjoyed a programme of six
teen numbers. dedicated to Sweet
Charity's sake to ''Sir Moses Montefiore.
etc.. and set to selections from the
',Mikado," from Strauss. Suppe. TObani
and other popular composers. rendered from
the stage hv SeibertS orchestra. The ladies'
CONN.,. consisted of Mesdames l.. Good
kind, Abel Bergfeld. Frankel, Sternberg,
Re Her. LOewenStein and Levy and Leo Gui-
terman. l.. II Hass. Isaac Solomon.
II. Sternberg, A. Guiterman and
ID. Engel were the floor managers. In
addition to other incidents of the ball.
magnificent cake was ratified to meet the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

quently Gossip gets the names of two
young and eStimabe people unpleas-
antly paired. Week before last Gossip
whispered around. at receptions, in
musicales, and at the opera that certain
young lady was engaged to a certain
yoiHlg gentleman. investigation shows
that the young gentleman is in the East de-
lightfully oblivious of what is rumored
about him. while the young lady has at
tempted To hide a painful embarrassment
beneath thin veil of attempted facetiOus-
ness Gossip sometimes gets the names of
the wrong persons together. and the result
is simply embarrassing to all concerned.
The great event now in anticipation is the
Fmch-Stockton wedding. which is to occur
some time in the early part of January.
The McIver- BriSbne wedding will also be
a matrimonial occasion of much interest. at
the home of the bride. No. 562 Lincoln
avenue, Wednesday afternoon, Jan. -.
The ceremony will be private. friends and
relatives only are to be present, and it will
be followed by grand reception at the resi-
dence of Mrs. A. g. BriSbne. No. 229
Pleasant avenue. The wedding of Miss
Grace l.. Vance to Charles W. Rice is also
to take place in the near future.
JAMESON-HEvENER.
The wedding of Miss Marion Hevener,
sister of d. K. Hevener. of Bates avenue,
to W. j. jameson. occurred last Wednesday
evening. that day being the fourteenth an
niverSary of the marriage of Mr.. and Mrs.
d. r. Hevener. Rev. Robert Forbes per-
formed the ceremony. The bride was at
tired in white surah. and carried bouquet
of white roses. Mr.. and Mrs. jameson re-
ceved many beautiful presents among
them being two elegant silver tea sets. some
five oil paintings. and few pieces of
bronze Statuary. The bridal couple took
the $50 p. m. train for the East.
BLISSLECS.
W. A. Hardenbergh and his bride returned
home from cir wedding tour Saturday. and
will be at home to tue friends at their resi-
dence on Woodward avenue.
William A. Butler ana Miss Eugenia R.
Nelson were married by Rev. Sidney G. JEFF
fordS al Christ church, Wednesday evening.
Fred S. Blodgett has returned with his
bride from the South. Mr.. and Mrs. Blodgett
are at home at $50 West Third street.
T. Pitt Jacobs. of Western avenue, went
east to attend the marriage of his cousin, Miss
Cook.
Charles S. Colboru, OF the Chicago Times,
was at the RYAN with his bride Wednesday.
Sam FrieGberg. of Milwaukee, is at the
Ryan with his bride.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
With TerUSich ore.

TIE stately SOlQler,
SpOrtive tobogganer
and charitably in
clined ladies have had
their evenings of dan
cling the past week.
and each occasion was
one of splendOr and
brilliance. This week
the Patriarchs will
give their opening
ball, and it will be
exceedingly swell.
The entertainments
the Patriarchs were
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

If the receptions are really for the par
ticular purpose alleged. it is frank,
honest way of getting at such delicate mat
tiers as matchmaking. The young lady is
openly presented. made the queen of the
occasion. and has an opportunity to exhibit
what feminine charms she possesses as
hostess i'll her own household in converse
tional powers and accomplishments. Her
native brightness is put to the utmost test,
but, as becomes the American lady. she
finds herself naturally equal to the occa
sion, and delights everybody. If she doesn't
she is failure.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

probably, for while, philoSOphically speak
ing. matrimonial intentions are among
the things VIII ch keep the social world
alive. as matters of money inspire the bust
ness world to healty activity, yet the avOwed
intentions of the ladies who manage these
affairs are said to be simply to get their
friends together for pleasant time and
general SociabiIity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
ART NOVELTIES!

Bronze Panels and Pictures, historical and allie
gorical.
Bronze Statuary, representing distinguished
characters in history and poetry.
Italian Marble Statuettes and Busts by famous
sculptors.
Italian Terra Gotta Figures Busts and Plaques.
Pedestals in Algerian Onyx, Blood Marble,
Chased Brass and Ebonized Wood
OnyxTables and Partisan hand painted Etageres
Benares Brass Ware, Pitchers, Urns Vases,
Trays Cups, etc.
Hammered and Chased Brass Umbrella Stands
Antique Hall Clocks, of American and English
manufacture. Mantel and Wall Clocks
Brass Sconces, Smokers Sets.
Wall and Triplicate Mirrors
Rocco Ware in great variety.
Gorham and Derby Silverware
Metal, Rocco and Porcelain Library Sets
Brushes, Flasks, Crumb Sets Shaving and
Mustache Cups.
Royal Worcester and Dresden Ware, in beautiful
designs.
Bohemian and Royal Hungarian Pottery and
Glassware in unique shapes and styles.
Plush Toilet and Manicure Sets in immense va
rety at leading prices.
Scissor Cases and Work Boxes.
Shaving Outfits and Travelling Necessaries.
Portfolios Pocketbooks Purses, Satchels.
Handbags Card Cases, Collar and Cuff Boxes.
Handkerchief and Glove Boxes.
Leather Holders and Easels for Portraits
English Spital6elds Silk Umbrellas for Ladies
and Gents with handles Of gold, oxidized and
chased silver japanese "copper" carved and
natural wood. Monograms engraved without
charge.
Brass Ornaments Inkstands and Pen Trays.
Paper Knives, Thermometers Ash Cups.
Match Safes, Photograph Frames Card Trays,
Candlestcks.
Sterling Silver Match Boxes, Bonbonieres Pun
gents, Thimbles, Lace and Scarf Pins.
Sleeve and Collar Buttons and Fob Chains
ALL THE LEADING MAKES OF PERFUMERY :!
FANS FANS sn os sa ssa rns fp G' s an
and NIT Sealskn and Mtt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
Fair Demand for Rings.

VERY young society girl
looks forward to the day
when matrimonial prospects
shall stare her straight in
the face. but 10 girl is eX-
ceedingly anxious to have
her name prematurely
coupled with that of a gen.
tleman she has not vet eX-
perienced a thrOb for. FIRE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
Said young gentleman recently:

Said young gentleman recently: mo.
/ am out OF society. 1t is too much of a
drain upon any one man of ordinary merits,
and find | can't attend to all the little
things required of me-" What becomes of
this young exile? Either he cOntemplates
matrimOny or he has been the victim of I'M
requited affections. So he sends himself to
Coventry. does he. AMI buries himself be-
meath mass of figures until the fellow
really gets 70 be a rusty, old, worn out
cynic. Then he begins to sheer at ''sas-
SietVn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12
"AT HOME"
Afternoon Teas Which Have Become So
Popular of Late Among the
Upper Ten.
Several Of the More Notable of the Social
Happ, niugs Of the Past
six Days.
Marriages Seem TO be Coming IL
VITA 81 Little Less Frequency
Than Heretofore.
Events of the Future Bits of Inter-
esting Personal Gossip
Briefly Told.

Somebody
has said
The object
of these re-
ceptions and
'ea parties is
% brin G
Dung mar
ageable la
lies to the
notice of the
manageable
young men.
So m body
WaC cynical
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

U r visitors
are coming in
g r a d u al ly
from 9th e r
cities to par
ticipate in the
winter fun.
They heard,
when in Flor
ida last win
t er. W h a t
great times
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-12-12

Fl R / S T.
mas. New
Years and
carnival all
coming soon
as well as
some divini-
ties of the
stage. give
promise of
, 'Xtr a ord j.
I airy social
ctivity. At
present the
ladies are
more than
devoted to
each other,
and the past
week there
have been a
couple of ex-
elusive FEM
mime gath
which were
e. A gen.
rotector, al
ks: "Aw,
les be nav