Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1886-06-04
UNLEAVENED.

A recent scientist declares that bread with
yeast in it is much better brain food than
| unleavened bread. This proves beyond ali
question the Wise Men came from the Yeast
Lynn Union.
eyes," said the husband sadly, "my wife
is a devotee of the red flag. The very sight
| of one arouses her to high pitch of excite
ment." ''Surely she cannot have any SYM
pathy in common with such cut-throats y
eyes, she has" "What, anarchists and
socialistsa" 'tNo, auctioneers"
Miss Clara-"Such sad accident occurred
at the fox hunt yesterday, Ethel. Just as
young Mr.. De Wolfe was about to capture
all the aniseed there was left in the bag he
was thrown from his horse and killed. :"
Miss Ethel-''Shockingl But, Clara, what a
noble death. New York Sun.
Bobby was very much impressed with the
remark of the minister at church that man
was made of dust. 'fMa,'' said he after a
thoughtful silence, twas made of dust, tooa''
"Yes," she replied. "Well, how is it then
that my birthday comes in Januarya There
amt no dust in January. Albany Journal
The word restaurant is French importa-
ton, meaning by broad translation place
where the inner man is restored" to prop
er condition of vigor. When first used in
this country the wits told the uninitiated
that the term was derived from the Latin
words res, thing, and taurus, bull, and
News.
LeGush: ''Aw, Desnappy, my deah boy,
let's go into this eating house, donehier
know, and get lean mutton chop and some
stale bwead." DeSappy: tWhy, chappie,
isn't that rawther a howwid diet, doncher
know?' "It's what the docta has ordered
the Pwince of Wales to eat, of course it's
all wight" F'Of course it is; come a1ong''
N. Y. Sun.
JoI, b
little Boston niece, twill you see how high
the thermometer is, pleasea" eyes, auntie,
it is just even with the mantel-piece -
'Thank you," said little Penelopes aunt
who was equal to the occasion; land now
will you see how high the mercury is?'
Seventy degrees Fahrenheit, auntie," re-
piled the Boston miss.-Life.
Colonel A. K. Mcclure mentions in his
new book, E'The South" that New Orleans
under Ben Butler was ruled with the iron
heel which only war can WELD" We COM
mend this sentence to the careful considera-
ton of the congressional orator who re-
marked incidentally few days ago that the
Republicans are engaged in Gan effort to
hamstring the ship of State. Washington
Hatchet.
During the terrific thunder storm that
came over the city last week a little eight
year old boy living in the northern part of
the town was awakened and called his
mother, who was sitting in the drawing
room down stairs. She sat with him awhile
and told him he need have no fear, because
God took care of little boys and he would not
let the lightning hurt them.
But God is away up in heaven" said the
child
"Yes," replied the mother, f'but he is
here, too. He is staying right in the room
with you. He can protect you, but can
not. AS long as God is here you need not
be afraid
The child was quieted and the mother left
him and went back to the drawing room
Pretty soon there came another deafening
clap of thunder, when the boy, crawling out
of bed, came to the head of the stairs and
called again.
''What do you want, George2" asked his
mother.
"You come up here and stay with God
awhile and let me go down stairs" was the
reply. Washington Capitol.