New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-05-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY

The st. Louis papers now remarking that chicago
Is the least American city in the country.
Twas scout with Sheridan all through the shenan
doah" said Melvin McAdim'. He wore soldiers clothes
and walled with feeble and uncertain step. was al
! Winchester and saw him when he rode down the line
and Nv. ,,rant lie smoked when he was asleep
ana General Hooker, they called hun Fti' Joe. Yes
had u knOwal these people IN my bu,lneS You're Ousy
| this morninsi sorry i'll come in again and tell you
some stories. BY tho way, you amt got dime "D0ul
! YOU have VOC r
30 they work them. minneapolis Tribune.
The mch.case Brahmins of think that there is
some hone tor NewYork since it has begun believe in
the faIth.cdre cult
Doe-fancicr-wer, mum, have you come to buy an
Miss rlantagenet--No, sir, not exactly Mamma
WISHED to know IL you would exchange this dog for a
blackln. wnte He Il Just as good IA new and we
are going into afnourning next week lll.Blts.
There are few what weherefor this but
There is an army OF whyait- gthere fellows sgGt
The woods in fact, swarm with them.-l Macon Tele-
graph.
Alfred Poole. Of Denver Col, has struck IL rich. He
recently bou ht three unclaimed freight for
merely nominal sum. On opening taem each WAS found
to contain brick Of solid gold worth about $4,000
Our simple men of California bow down before the
silk hat fetish In York temple and come back to
us branded the forehead. lSau Francisco Report
Head water-Jamcs see what those two men want at
table No. T. 49,, .
Head Ialtrr-well give them the regular dinner.
Tue people of Boston won't confess IT, they have
sort OF sneaking admiration for ROllin Magister
Squire His ability to git ar, Eli " is looked upon
peculiarly Bostonese.
BY purchasing a few o! small oysters and lot Of
casof oyster-shells. Mrs. Coldtea. or Wibash-ave
hash emporium. has regaled her guests with oysters on
te hsr gusr et s,nav. when he
discovered one Of his carefully prepared oysters
III IA clau-shell- lChieaso Rambler
According to The Santa ana (CaIl Standard bees are
overrunnnG the whole Of that part Of the country.
Schonlho,Ises. churches. and even private dwellings
have been captured by OF bees and in
districts he people utterly unable to make any
head against them.
An exchange argues that dstilling alcohol
very nad has been the custom OF all nations
from the recorded time. The writer has good
case but while be was about 1t hs should have SAID a
good for sin. which dates back to the first man
boston Transcript
They we're speaking in newspaper Office OF the
resurrection OF Lazarus. d" In our don't see
such miracles as that" observed some 0ne mo. 1
should say not" replied Dr. X. Medical science has
made much progress."-lGenune French joke.
The general impression in Chicago seems to be that
about the only good Anarchist dead Anarchist.
Young Wife, think We ought to 90 away ewhere
for a change dear. I'm tired or Bosto1;
Young Hi-banl- What do yoI say % Chicago!
Young wiie-Oh, I'm prepared to 20 anywhere
l1id-Bits
Medical Conversation-Two newly fedged physi
clans met the other day. and following highly INFER
estug conversation ensucd: " An. good morning. doe
tor" Good morning. doctor" d" And how you
to-day, d0rtorr First rate and how are you. doe
tori " I'm all right Got good cass OF meningitis nc
vonr HOSPITAL doctor - YES come down and look 1t
it, doctor. Anything special mp Your way, doctor r
Man fe scaffoding aud broke his neck Two days
cal doctor" Z" Thank you; will. Doctor" Good day.
DOCTOR Harpcrs Biztr