The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-06-17
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"A icu cent carcos called The Hippo
Iypiad ~ ssestsise tho tnfsl tAsifset Q
SortA CsselifA
cssioGu -0ist me dorm fred oyskr
Water sofry. sab. bat wss I'll oct o
shellhsh. Klh. 'ceptsn' eggs.
--ss,arslly. Gsa IL better oontes. 4
ponsd ibe haa dram 10 Ssssn's erchesir'
'hss be 10 10 play second Gddle Ia Cod''
mcsssi chclr
a mershsni 10 going 10 hsvs bis nsns
stamped Gu JD.ooo.0oo soosbpicks. III
seems desiroas 9! hsrisg bis name 10 ~-
srybodys mouth.
When . coil Of lead pipe In front Of .
hardware STORE begins 70 visxis and run
oas its iorked tongue Dskots man knoss
u 10 time for ssvess or
Tho only thing thai equals the spon
iaDeouspe~s With which this country
pfopescs monument 10 the unanimous
cordially with vbish Il isn't built
The doctor said bed PIT mo on my
ieet again Ia ivo weeks" well. didn't
be- do n.y. He did. indeed. ! bad
10 sslI my horse and buggy 70 foot his
ball.
--s"Isntit hesvr1lyf' calculated Mas
Dnsh. In references 10 Mia PcdAl's perfor-
nance on tho pisuo. Yes. replied Fogg
~ h Indeed heavenly II sounds liks
tLuader."
"A griadssope. says an agricultural con.
Temporary. IL one Of tho worst used implc
nent on the farm. and, by The pouenl
The other is the boy who has TO turn the
blasted thing.
Can i~ins gel pensbun vhene one Ia
ded end the other is sgurly Let me know
aiore my old man dies who has got misery
10 bis slnmmick - Letter 10 the Commits
sioner Of Pensions.
--f1Andiady The coffee. ! am sorry 10
ssy, Ia exhausted. Mr.. Smith. Boarder
Bukh--Ah yes, poor thing. Ivas expect
Ing that: I've noticed that for some time
u hasn't been strong.
1t Is announced that mo saloon men
ere admitted 10 the Knights Of Labor.
And yet the saloon men are responsible
for . good many nights Of labor--with
the headache aud heartAche, for instance.
When woman was brought before
William Penn, charged with being q
witch and riding broomstick, be simply
said there was no Law against il, and she
nigh. ride broomstick as often as she
pleased.
- Too literal H --0h. we'll. il is the
spirit Of unrest that drives us from one
thing TO another continually. We are
here to-day and there 10 morrow. She
Why, thought you were there yesterday,
Mr. Filkins
"A wise book-agcnt- Is the head OF the |
house imp Servant Yis, sorr. He's in
The library thryin' to write letter with
his new s,ylographic pen. Wull yez
come in2 Book agent tbastily)-No; I'll
call again.
There is vast difference between the |
boys Of today and those Of fifty years ago,
remarks newspaper writer. We should
say SO. great many Of the boys Of fifty
yesp arc dead and great many Of those
Of today should be.
My son. said q stern father 10 .
seven. year.old hopeful Il must disci-
plins you. Your teacher says you are the
worst boy 10 school swell, papa. " wss
he reply, "onIy yesterday she said / was
ast like my papA'
The rules Of the house have been re-
Eised. Guest Bring mo some smelt
Waiter We have no smell. but We have
Goldfish. Guest Il want smelt. Water
Well. sir. tho Goldfish viii be smelt as soon
~ il is broughtin.
What Is the bicycle man doing. faith.
NJ Seel he has jumped forward from bis
Wheel and il putting his face 70 the earth.
d he kissing ili' mo. my son; the man
,as bis ear 10 the earth. He 10 listening.
He thought be heard something drop.
"A clerk who Ia dismissed by his en-
ployer, says 70 him when he takes bis
iual leave; well. cir, this dismissal will
'ost . good many people their lives."
DO you mean 70 threaten mef" demand
a his employer. mot At all. II simp-
y means that ! am going to become doc
or.
Bob Ingersoll recently was talking
nth 40 old colored woman In Washing.
on upon religious matters. do Jon
eally believe. snniy," said he that people
ire made out OF dustY" YES, sab; the
bible says dey il. az 30 l b'lievcs ik"I
Bat vhst il done in vet weather. when
here il nothing but mud?' "Den /
poets dsy make inGdsls an sich truck"
The Boston Traveller says that d .
ccent wedding near Boston the bride en-
erred on her uncIe's arn, and vas met
he church by the groom. The uncle then
etired 10 good order. took his ssat in the
'ody Of The church, and vhen tho clergy
nan asked. Who givsth this vomani etc..
rose 10 bis place. and loudly and emphat
csliy said, Me.
: Isn't this train about two hours latef
sked passenger Of the conductor on .
ranch Dakota road. Yes. ! reckon Don't
b., much. Well. what's Tho troubled
VI. lis Monday. What's that got 70 do
nth ~ Why you see ] can't never got ~
God start Monday morning have 10
end the baby while my vito gets out the
vashins. you knew. Just you wait till
o morrow morning, and I'll pull out be-