Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-04-17

Col. Havens says the Idahoan and
May Flower are all right.
"Art" Smith is fixing his rooms ele
gantly at the Alturas.
1t was horrible night, but the 70
porter waded it Notwithstanding.
Mrs. Fuld is native of Bavaria
and has all the styles of millinery.
Friedman is receiving tons of new
goods-the very latest novelties.
Some exceedingly elegant work is
turned out by Lund & Anderson. att
Dahlia roots, tiger-lily bulbs, tube.
roses and gladiolas-at Tracy's drug
store. oetoee
Candies and kisses have no inf,u
ence in this Office. The TINES is a
mirror.
No poser handles this Office. There's
chip on the shoulder. Come and
touch it.
Twenty boxes Riverside oranges
for sale by dozen or box, at KEEPER &
Winn's.
Just received, Is cases eggs and
500 pounds fresh creamery butter, at
Keeper d Wlnn's. 17t3
The TIMES knows the histories of
the upstarts, and has sense enough to
publish them without libel.
Cassidy, of Ketchum, came in to-
day to tell the TIMEI that Lockman.
his pard, is a Democrat, and he hates
him.
Too cold for spring bounets to, day.
Don't be uneasy, Mrs. Fuld. The
TINES has not forgotten its promise.
Be patient.
The reporter went through all the
dives last night, and denounces the
dirty towards who attempted to ma
lign this Office as liars.
"Prairie Girl" is solid 1876" Don't
be angry. If you must be, send the
"sons nearly grown" This office can
stand it. Write again. ...-..s.
If half the gossipers of Haley
would do their own washing and cook
ing. instead of gadding about, their
homes would be happier.
Don't scatter your scandal, gentle
men; the TIMES is camping on your
trail. 1t is as free as bird on the
mountains, and whistles as it pleases.
Furey's red headed deputy attacked
this office to day and left Ketchum's
kind regards. A reporter will be
there and paint your ball, hall, lads
and ladies.
Mrs. Wilson's evening class in elo-
cution will meet for its first lesson
next Monday, at s pm The after
noon class at p. m. The members
will please attend promptly, at the
residence Of Mrs. ID. Robertson.
The new pedals double grip have
arrived. put them right on and
took a ride. With long distance sad
die, swing spring, and these pedals,
riding on an Expert Columbia is more
than even complete luxury.-Rev.
George F. Pentecost.
Sixteen thousand eight hundred
square feet of salesro oms, and nearly
two miles of shelving. The great
One Price House of the Pacific Coast
the Red House Trade Union of
Sacramento. Catalogues mailed free.
Egg sociabes is the latest novelty
recently introduced into Butte City
society. Every young lady brings an
egg with her name written upon it.
The young man who draws an egg
with Susan" on it must see Susan
home. 1t is best to boil the eggs hard.
Now, give the TIMES proprietor a
rest. Naturally diffident, he has al
WAYS refrained from thrusting his per-
sonality on the public through the
columns of his paper, no matter how
bitterly assailed. But there are oc-
casions when even a mummy would
speak.
All who want first class work at
reasonable rates can get it from me,
Give me trial, and you will be
pleased. CHAs. AHLsTRoM,
Photographer.
Corner of Bullion and First avenue,
a9m1dw HALEY, Idaho.
The Presbytery of Wood River
will held service in the HALEY school
house Sunday morning at IL O'Clock
and Sunday evening at o'clock
The Rev. w. E. Renshaw and the
Rev. G. w. Martin will deliver ser
mons, respectively, morning and even
ing.
Halls Hair Remover renews, cleanses
brightens, and invigorates the hair
and restores faded or gray hair to 1T
Youthful color and lustre. People
with gray hair prefer to use the ne
newer, rather than proclaim to thf
world, through their bleached locks
that they ale becoming aged ane
passing on to decay.
By lack of open air exercise, ane
the want of sufficient care IN the mat
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