The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-11-25
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fiss lssh DO Jos want ~ srsars ycn
Aoa.sF Aiscai w 10 sbs ehiEs~y.
The ~lad - sIvsys hlosiss shcu
sensssblbs but there u Soshinx 10 u.
-~Soms Ansssicans sse too proud 10 IN
and TOO hopes 70 steal, 70 they sss trusted
- res hocA 10 COL called "A 0irgI
geon~ iim nos 70 good = Der cou'
psHy.
Ill 10 very nossif,isx Tor yonns mai
10 ssk ios ssl's hAad. and sscsivs hS'
ikibxS foos.
--iesicsd ofibsss bcine sLs piping tiDsI
81 rese they srs the pssosins times q pip
-ssoye plp~
Fish IL good brain food. except 10 In
siAacss where IL dcesnt end spythiDg x
sssimiis,e With.
some men ere born great" Yea
bsi grscionsl boz some Of them d
shrink,
They are going down TO dinnes. HI
May ! sis 90 ycar right hands 6hs-Bes'
let take chair He took ons.
Whenever yon bear . fellow begin I
cosvsrsssion by saying, There's no NJ
talking. prepare yoursslf for food.
There IL semssLing ] hare just dash'
% "A. ssid the post q BE- knocked biz
would be son in-lsw on the doorstep.
"A correspondent asks; "Is il wrong 70
cheat isvysrs" First cheat the lawyer,
and then Ne will snsver the eonupdrum.
= Fse year old Helen heard some one
remark thai the mat day would BE- wash
tons birthday. She snIiously inquired
Who'll make his csksY
Misery loves company and company
causes the good hossskecpsr good deal
o. misery too. when she hasn't anything
cooked 10 tho house.
~ Wonder what makes these buttons
bufss Cd sof' Dora petulAntly exclaimed.
David locked a her tight drcss. Force
Of habit. think. be said softly.
r. Husband That fence wants painting
badly, think III do II myself Wife
Yes. DO Il yourself II you thiok il wants TO
bs done badly.
Docs your husband get salary for
taking up the collection in tho church ev-
cry Sunday. Mrs. Deaconf' "Well. not
exactly; bat never need TO buy any but
tons for the chiidrcn's clothes"
"A lady called on . local dentist the
other day for professional service. and -
the gentleman Of the iorceps examined her
mouth. be asked " she wanted the tooth
extracted. M. said ste. emphsticsliy.
II want Il pulled out"
--"I am going 10 go 10 your wedding,
siu't li'ssid one girl Of smother. Il sin't
sure Of your coming TO my wedding. My
folks are in such rage about my wedding
hat Ain't sure they will even let me 60
10 L."
An Iadina made let OF e25 that be
could drive pig hall . mile without the
snimsl swerving moro than 20 feet from .
direct course He hadn't gone 20 rods
when the pig sxervej around . corner.
swan canal aud got 10 the way Of loco
motive aod was killed
-"Oh. my trieDds there are soms spec.
tscl.s ,ba, person never forgetsl" said an
orator recently. after giving A.grspbic des-
eruption u terrible accident be had wit
messed. I'D like to know whsr dey sells
en-. remarked a. old coiorcd man on the
the outskirts Of The crowd
4, took young Parsonby I'll absck
when. a. the theatre the other evening, lsl
whispered 10 bis girl that he guessed he
would step ont . moment to take the air.
and .hr qajekIy responded: 1T IL very
oppressive. George; I'll 20 out with
you"
Il. !. bard 70 supnse some country |
'aD"'"tue- pon'o" nah IN" ustoiy
registered The name Of Christopher G ,lum.
hos 81 avillsse tavern In WISCONSIN whom
the landlord reached ont biz paw and ex-t
ci.imei; ''How arc "a. CHRIS! Bin expect-
IN ~ ever since the rear 1897
|, VAS alleged at the late meeting Of
'he vr,mons D4irymsn's association thas
'hcre has been marked increass 10 the
WELD 81 milk per Gov, since tho associs-
ION ,.tcs the credit. the pump nsiur.
ais ferI- hat ia claims 10 consideration
h-swbrru ,iishsesi.
Accom- II s..i,le. ~ r.. has ths
cars .,...,.v n a,.x.p.ner h, s,e
whsrsa. base LETT NY wife sad her board;
wbsrcss haze become attached 10 snoiher