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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14
BOOKKEEPING taught in one Iegson-Do
not lend them.

THOUSANDS Of women bless the day on
which DIR. Pierve's "Favorite Prescription"
was made known to them. In all those de-
engagements causing backache, dragging
down sensations, nervous and general de-
bility, it is q sovereign remedy. It's sooth-
ing and healing properties render it of the
utmost value to ladies suffering from Gin
ternal fever" congestion, Inflammation,
or liberation. By druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

THOSE who are trying to freak up the
baneful habit of intemperance will expert
ence great benefit from the use OF Priclly
Ash Bitters. Liquors derange the system.
Prickly Ash Bit rs viii remedy the evil
results and restore the brain, stomach and
liver to healthy action, there STRENGTH
ening the will power, thorou1 lilly cleans
ing and toning up the system, and remove
every faint of disease. II is purely a med
icine, and while pleasant TO the taste, il
can not he used as n beverage by reason
Of its cathartic properties.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14
Judicious Flattery.
Smith-Brown you're fine this mo

Smith-Brown you're fine this morn,
ing.
Brown (pleased)-Think SOP
SMITH know so. You look as fresh
rs daisy.
Brown (more pleased)-YesP
Smith-Yes. You can stay out with
the boys and show up in the morning
all right.
Brown (more than pleased)-Yes, a
little thing Ike that don't affect me
much.
Smith-It don't affect you a particle.
/ never saw such man. isay, Brown,
can You loan me tiver9
Brown with absolute enthusiasm)-
Certainly, my dear boy, certainly
~ y. sun.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

DIR PIERCE's "Pellets''-the original "Lit-
tie Liver Pills' (sugar-coated) --cure sick
and bilious headache sour stomach, and
bilious attacks, By druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

Badness and dandruif can be prevented
by using Halls Hair Renewer.
Quinine relieves only temporarily in
fever and ague. Ayers Ague Cure cures
permanently.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

ALADY writes: That great boon to SUI
fering women, Dromgoole's English Fe-
male Bitters has worked wonders for me {;
one bottle has given me more strength
than all the other medicines l ever tried.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

WoalS ADMIRATION WIN who use GLENN's
SULPHUR SOAP to improve the skin
HILLS HAIR AND WHIsKER DYE, Black or
Brown, SOC.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

How Illinois dog can make. Sometimes
1t Texas long to see the point of such
pun.-Prdirie Farmer.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

You can prevent milk from souring in u
thunder storm by drinking it just before
the storm begins.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consump-
tion. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

Why is a locomotive like a comet9 Be-
cause it has a headlight and carries long
train.-N Y telegram.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

THAT was q smart trick remarked the
man who had been presented with cay
onne-pepper lo2enge. -Chtcqgo Ledger.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

A CHICAGO paper says Mr. Multum has
settled in that city Then he is no longer
in Parvo.-7e1as Strings.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

STRAWBERRY boxes probably need no
cover because the bottom is SO near the
top.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14
WIT AND WISDOM.

Experience is a torch lighted in the
ashes Of our decisions,
The way to do good is to be good.
There must be light, then it will shine
There is nothing so sweet as duty,
and all the best pleasures of life come
in the wake of duties done. Atbany
journal.
-"You say you know Sallie Jones?"
"Yes." 'Is she homelier than her sister
Mary?" Eyes; there's more of her;
she's bigger"
"A doleful crank has prophesiod
that the earth will collapse like an egg
shell in the near future. For all par
ticulars see the call of that date. Phil
Gdelpbja call.
Whenever you are in doubt about
which of two things to do, let
your decision be for that which is right.
DO not waver, do not parley, but go
squarely up to the mark and do the
right thing.-M Y EraminCr.
An energetic editor, who recently
had charge of two local papers at Polo.
tiers, France, has just died. He in.
suited himself in one of his journals
and subsequently shot himself in duel.
N Y Life.
Angelina - Augustus, 1 suppose
you think l am only a giddy young
schoolgirl, but l would have you to
know that | am fully as old as ] look.
Augustus-Dear me! l was in hopes
you were much younger! - NJ z.
Ledger.
Cicero remarks that in order to live
long it is necessary to live slowly. Very
true, Mr.. Cicero. 1t has often been OBJ.
served that the people who live rapidly
generally go through the world short
Merchant Trdueler.
-Tur key VS.. Greece
From culinary evidence,
Whenever fire becomes intense,
Fowls will their fat release
But custom yields to exgent;
You cant depend upon precedent;
For Turkey runs from Greece
-Terus SgtngA
A New York journal, devoted to ira
tailoring interests, says Lawyers are
the worst dressers in the world" This
assertion is difficult to believe, consid.
ering that we frequently read of law.
yers winning 100000 "suits. Norris.
tOlUa Herald
If there is any thing that makes a
mans conversation errate and tumble:
up his ideas so that he doesn't know q
hole in the fence from a chunk of bees
wax, it is to have a raw-boned grass
hopper climb up the inside of his pants
while be is out walking with his best
gir--Burl.Rgt0A Free Press.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

COUNTRY board that is much sought after
in the summer-the guide board.-BostoH
bulletin.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1886-08-14

No MAN would hang picture frame DO.
cause of its gilt-0rdHge Observer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
BRAGG AND GUENTHER
SHAKE HANDS,

Congressman elect Richard Guenter
aud wife were in Milwaukee yesterday on
their way from Waukesha to their home
Oshkosh. Mr. and Mrs. Guenther
We're the guests at dinner at the Plankip-
toe house OF Geo. VI. Wakefield, as was
also D. Oleston, oil Oshkosh. Mr. 0uen-
Their estimates his majority at about 4, 900,
aud says he old not expect to receive
more than 1000 majority. In the
Plankinton house lobby Mr. Guenther
met and cordial shook hands with Gen
T. :. Bragg. Those who saw the meeting
say that they showed great warmth in
their greetings, and AZ they enjoyed a
pleasant chat together. were the cynosure
OF all the eyes in the lobby Perhaps
Gen Bragg loves Mr.. Guenther for the
political enemies he has defeated. Sen.
hnel, 9th.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

WHERE WERE THEY?-Where wer,
Postmaster-G General Villas and Assistant
Dlst.-Atty. Bryant on election day? They
were IN Madison, Wis. helping elect &
Democratic member of the assembly. ard
spending money in the business. Where
was Cleveland on that day? Reading
returns from New York to fpd out how
much good his $500 had accomplished
Where was Benton? Figuring out bow
he could make bis own dismissal, Villas
and Bryant's activity and Cleveland
contribution consist. Where was. Stone?
Voting the Republican ticket in Phila-
delphia and not caring cen: for the
humbug who turned him out .-New
York Mail. 49, 2as
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
4 REPUBLICAN YEAR.

In all this crash of county tickets and
congressman, this fact stands out in bold
relief-that the Republican vote, whether
taken on the state or on the congressional
ticket, is larger than it was two years
ago, while he Democratic vote has fallen
OF to surprising extent.
This has been Republican year. There
have been more Republican gains and
more Democratic losses than in any recent
year.
When the official returns are made in
Wisconsin. it will b.. found that the
average vote on the state ticket for the
Republican candidates is considerably
larger than it was two years ago. In spite
of the heavy Labor party vote in this city.
and the loss of the county ticket and the
member of congress, the Republican vote
is above its bigh-water mark.
There seems TO be Dothing for the
r -af.,~e..s-9 u bu, ~ ia;,,
the Laaor party.-SentiRe5.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
[ DEMOCRATIC PAPER ON
GUENPHER S ELECTION.

The Oshkosh Times: A. K. Delaney
is defeated. Richard Guenther is elected.
Never before in the history of political
movements in Wisconsin, or the entire
Northwest, was there such an uprising of
people to rebuke corrupt and intrigu-
ing gang OF political parasites, aud strike
q blow for honesty, independence and
purity in politics. The Dodge county
gang and its candidates have been hurled
down and crushed under the weight Of
independence and honesty.
The victory for pure politics will be
felt through the commonwealth and the
entire nation. Corrupt, designing poll
ticians, unscrupulous in their methods,
take warning therefrom. It is proof COLI
elusive that the party lash cracked over
the backs OF the honest, well-meaning
electors will not avail to whip in and
bulldoze them to the support of the ring
politicians.
hC CiCNiOlo VI cuC OSCOuU dI6
to be congratulated for the high stand
above party they took in the COMPRESSION
al campain just over. They refused to
listen tc the demands of the party; they
refused to harken to the absurd bawl OF
the frightened ringsters about the car
petbaggism; they refused to crook their
necks to the party yoke when the welfare
of party, their personal interests and hon-
esty in politics demanded that they vote
against the ring nominee And they will
not be without their reward They must
feel conscious of having done right They
know that they have elected to congress
a gentleman of ability, honesty, integrity
and sterling independence. Beside the
candidate of the ring this answers for
itself.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

NERVOUS Children." by DR.. Chas
L. Dana, is one of the leading subjects in
Baby hood for November No less impor
tant are articles by other well-known
pb gsicians on The Fever Thermometer
in the Nursery" Popular Fallacies
about Teething," Cautious Regarding
Children's Eyes" and Constipation. !"
Marion Harland writes on "Otber Peo-
pies Babies, aud the general departments
of the magazine abound in more than the
usual number of hints and helps in the
care Of infants. Is cents a number,
$3.50 year. 5 Beckman street, New
York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
DELANEYS SUCCESSOR.

1t is reported that J. E. Dodge, of Ra-
cine, will probably be A. K. Delaneys
successor "a United States district attor
ney, provided that the latter resignation
is accepted by President Cleveland 1t
is understood that Gen Bragg. on whose
recommendation the office will be filled,
has sent the name of Mr.. Dodge to Wash
ingtou. To the Raci3e correspondent Of
The Sentinel Mr.. Dodge last night said:
The information given me tonight is az
entire surprise to me. | have no know
ledge that Mr.. Delaney has rendered his
resignation or that any vacancy has or is
likely to occur in the Office. or that Gen.
Bragg has mentioned my name for ap-
pontment. My only connection with
the position is this: When it was under
stood that Mr.. Hazleton was to be super
seeded, my name was mentioned as q
possible successor, and some steps we're
taken 10 bring forward my name; but
learning that the position had been
promises to Mr. Delaney, I declined 10
have my name come in conflict with his.
1t was al that time intimated to me that
but for the arrangement with Delaney
should probably have been appointed. It
is doubtless as result OF this that py
name has been presented or considered
pow, if it has BEEN
When Mr.. Delaney sent his resignation
to Washington, it is said that Mr. Dodge
was Immediately selected asthe suc cessor.
lie is the senior member of the firm of
Dodge & Fish and leading member of
the Young Mems Democratic club OF
Racine, and chairman Of the Democratic
90 nmittee of Racine county. He has
practiced law for about ten years, during
which time he has been associated with
some of the brightest lawyers of the
| Wisconsin bar.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
ASSEMBLY ORGANIZATIONS.

The Republicans az part of their tri-
umph have elected good working
majority in both branches Of the leg'sla
ture. In the organization ofthe assembly
the Republicans can only be OF one mind
In regard to the selection of the Hon. E.
D. Coe, of Whitewater, for chief clerk
He has ably filled tie position for the two
last sessions, and being fully conversanl
with all its responsibilities and duties, his
re election IS not only desirable but should
follow as recognition of his past services
In looking over the list of members we
should regard j. r. Brigham. of Milwau
kee, as a fitting candidate for speaker
He would doubtless prove very acceptable
10 the position
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
district has been found impregnable to

district has been found impreguable to
assault
Mr.. Guenther, who is not resident of
the district, who is Republican, but
who ran as an independent candidate,
now carries the district by majority OF
8 500 over the Democratic nominee.
Ii is not a party triumph, however. Mr..
Guenther owes his success to the uprising
of large fraction of the Democratic
party, who, in this emphatic manner,
protest against the bargain and sale ar
ranged between Bragg and Delaney two
years ago. against the disgraceful methods
adopted by their leaders last SUM mer to
pick the Democratic convention, and
against the corruption Of the Dodge county
ring of Democratic politicians. 1t is also
a severe rebuke to President Cleveland,
who has permitted, in violation of bis
professions, the federal oficeholders OF
the district to devote their time to the
worst kind of political work, while one OF
them was the Democratic candidate for
congress and spent most of the summer
and autumn in attempting to secure his
own election.
In electing Mr.. Guenther the district
has secured capable and experienced
representative, and it has set good ex-
ample by showing that it is not necessary
for constituency to confine its attention
to particular locality in choosing can
didate for congress- Mila0oukee Sentinel
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10
GUENTHER'S VICTORY

No result of the recent election in Wis
consin will create more general surprise
in the state than the success of Mr..
Guenther in the Second district.
Very few of Mr.. Guenther's friends
shared in his confidence that he could
carry the district It has beer one of the
Democratic strongholds in the West.
Again and again efforts have proved vain
to defeat the nominees of the Democratic
party. Republican candidates and in
dependents have attempted it; they have
sometimes had hopes of success when
unpopular candidates have been nominal.
ed by the dominant party, but the stolid
strength of the bourbon sentiment of tbs
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

SEVERAL explanations of the outcome
of the election 10 New York city have
been submitted, but none of them quite
meets the case. The full vote for mayor
was 218,387. Of this Mr. Hewitt, the
Democratic candidate for mayor, received
80, 296 votes; Roosevelt, Republican can
didate, 60,392; and George, Labor and
Irving Hall Democratic candidate, ST.
500. For register the Democratic caDdi-
date received 9O,9S7 votess She Repub.
lican candidate 79,843. and the Irving
Hall or independentDe Democratic candidate
46.1S6. Mr.. George received 1852
more votes than the Irving Hall candidate
for register. Mr.. Roosevelt did not
receive as anyvotes, by $4,000, as the
Republican candidate for register. The
regular Democratic candidate for register,
supported by the county Democracy and
Tammany Hall, received about as many
votes as Mr.. Hewitt. Rhese figures
strengthen the impression that about co.
900 Republicans voted for Mr.. George, or
that about 20, 900 men who voted for the
Republican candidate for register did not
vote for Mr.. Roosevelt. On these figures
Mr.. George received $4,000 Democratic
votes and $4,000 Republican votes. The
assumption that good many Republicans
voted for Hewitt is not borne out by the
figures Chicago Inter Ocean.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

LAwLER SQUEEzEs THROUGH. -CHICA
GO, Nov. S.-Congressman Frank Lawler
(Dem.) is reelected in the Second Illinois
district The official canvass was COM
pleted Monday evening. He has just six
votes more than his opponent Gleason
UNITED Labor
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

VERY CLOSE CONTESTS! - New 7 DIRK,
Nov. S.-The official canvassers of New
Jersey have completed their work, and
announce that the next iegistatnre will
comprise forty Democrats. thirty nine
Republicans and one Labor Democrat.
The board also reports officially that the
Third district of Passaic county is a tie.
Carroll Labor Dem J, and Emily Rep J,
having received the same number OF votes.
In several districts the reported pluralities
are very small, and recounts will be de-
manded by both Democrats and Repub-
licans. Hawkins (Rep. J, in the Second
Cumberland district, has two plurality;
Waller, (Dem J, 10 Second Mercer district
has five; Peck (Rep.), in the Second
Essex district has five; Newell (Dem.1,
in the Salem district, has twelve and
Beckwith (Dem. in the Atlantic district,
has fourteen. Chief Jusrice Beasley to
day granted the request of the Republic
ans for recount in the Mercer district,
and applications will probably be made
for recounts in all the districts enumer-
ated above, with the exception of At
lantic.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

II it should happen that no party has
a majority in the next electoral college,
nor majority of States in the lower house
by which President could be elected.
nor majority in the Senate to elect a
Vice President, who would become act
ing President, what would be done
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

MCGILL Is ELECTED. = ST. PAUL,
MINI Nov. S-The Pioneer-Press has
official returns by wire from all counties
in the state, making the majority for
McGill, Republican, 2,315.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

SPEAKER CARLISLE says that "tEere
were hundreds OF Democrats who did not
know that yesterday was election day"
The Kentucky Democrat is not noted for
intelligence.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-11-10

THE president did not go 10 Buffalo to
vote If he had tie Republican majority
in Erie county would have been oaly
1893. instead of 5000
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06

There 10 little in a name, bat
some of our contemporaries would
do we'll to remember that one word
they have coined is entirely inappli-
cable to the friends of silver coinage
in congress. II there is anything
in the obvious derivation of the
word, ''silverphobist" should be
one who feared silver, not one who
favored ITS continued use. 1t is
evident now that the "gold-bugs"
arc in a minority, and the victorious
session Of the party should have a
sensible designation soon if we have
to get plain English one for the
purpose. Like = sharp sword in an
unskillful hand, the use of Greek is
dangerous to some people.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06
FLORIDA.
State News Boiled Down, osisssred
and Pasted.

State News Boiled Down, osisssrsd
and Pasted.
Sanderson was incorporated last week
and Hon. F. B. Smith was chosen may
or.
The public lands in the southeastern
portion Of Levy county has been home
stsaded by a colony newcomers.
Notices are being posted on the water
fronts at st. Augustine warning people
rs 70 the violation OF law in shooting
seagulls.
A little son Of Mr.. 2. D. Dmeirlly. Of
Tallahassee, was lately chri.tened before
his two grandfathers, two grsndmsthers
and one great-grandfsther.
The United States grand jury was
dismissed yesterday. Not a single pre-
sentiment was made to them. How I'M
like the days Of carpetbagism.-Talla-
hassean.
The Hebrew Benevolent society Of
Jacksonville are making extensive prep.
aration for their twelfth anniversary, by
grand masquerade, which will take
place on March 18th.
Capt. s. ]. Shine has a Large, force OF
hands now at work clearing one hundred
and fifty acres known as the Anderson
tract, south of the city, and will set the
whole out in orange tress.-OrlandoS Sen.
tinel.
The fishing smacks, ranging from 20
to 20 tons burden, and 90 seining boats
are engaged in the fishing industry at
Pensacola, and it is estimated that up
f, wards Of 1900 people draw their sup
port from this source.
! The Port Inspector requires even solid
rock ballast brought from ports liable to
F! infection with yellow fever to be placed
under water. We presume there is dan
ger that the "fomitss' might be hiding
| in the crevices ofthe rock. This is nearly
as bad as DR.. Cochrane fumigating 9
cargo Of railroad iron.-Pen.acola Com
mercial.
Mrs. E. C. Long has had numerou,
applications for cuttings from the Morui
Multicaulis from all over the state, te
plant on gencrsl Arbor Day, which i,
next Wednesday, February 10th. Mrs
Long has filled the orders promptly and
that day will witness the planting Of
many a little cutting OF the great sill
worm food.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06

The correspondents of the Times
Union are coming to grief. The
Tampa Tribune offers proofs that
certain kilograms from that city
were never written in Tampa nor
sent from that place; tho Ocala
Item chimes in, and the Floridian
denounoes q communication signed
"Leon County" ~ libslous. The
Florida Herald distinctly charges
that tho attack on Senator Call, o.
tsnsibly from Tampa, was written
in Jacksonville, and the Halifax
Journal il also welding the satiri-
cal Ratchet. Yet like the great
Louis the little Charlie stands on
tiptoe while he crows ''The state
ie il
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06
FACTS vs. FANCY.

Facts are, that Harry Heath makes . zreci-
atty of difficult repairing Of fine watches
cleans jeweIry- chFunoEeteFs. ali kinds ssr
nautical. uT-ical. electrical and medical fn-
struments. and understands al complie, led
Them As 10 fancy, the ladies fancy the rav
he finishes his jewelry repairs which core
out new every time For tine work aIways
take IL TO Harry Heath. Ia the Calhoun bj~tk
on Lepen ssress. Psl2tka, Fla.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06

The slaughter made among our
birds by those who supply the wants
Of milliners is something fearful.
Around such towns as Palatka the
note of bird 10 seldom heard and
our most intimate friends among
tho fsathsred tribes are being rap
idly exterminated or driven far
from the haunts of men. Ornith-
ologists throughout tho country are
now combining to protect the birds,
but We anticipate little good from
their efforts ~ long As our people
themselves are so utterly careless in
the matter. Our laws are stringent
enough, but they remain useless on
the pages Of the statute books for
lack Of enforcement.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1886-02-06

The scandal mongers who found
such lofty targets for their mud un-
der Grants administration are again
monopolising attention just now.
Democrats could smile at at the
attacks of the American Review on
Secretary Bayard, but the mud
seems to stick IS yet to Gen. Gar
land. What will be the final judg-
ment remains to be seen.