The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1886-04-10

ONfLEAoANiLi AStht h~S'7
dent Of one of our valleys, whose name
we will not mention, went to Silver Reef
some months ago and entered the butcher
business. Having been married but
few months before he went to the Reef,
he had longing to see his wife, who was
living on the ranch with the family Of his
partner, SO the other day he mounted a
horse and started for Spring Valley, ar.
irving there at o'clock in the morning.
He entered his wife's room, lit the light,
snd to his great amazsment and horror,
sitting up in the bed was the handsome
district pedagogue, who had been aroused
by the entering Of the husband, while
nesting at his side in the bed lay form
completely hidden from view. The stag
gered and Mortified husband on beholding
this spectacle. with blood in his eyes and
murder in his heart, drew his knife out
from the back of his neck, wiped pistol
out the holster, and the pedagogue behold.
ing these war.like demonstrations, gave
yell and crawled under cover. The
yell aroused the other sleeper in the bed,
and up popped the yellow head Of one Of
Charley Lyttles boys, who went from
Eagle to attend the term Of school in
Spring District. 1t appears that the
mans wife had left that very day to join
her husband at the Reef, and had taken
different road from the one travelled by
the husband, and the teacher and scholar
was given the room. The teacher now
never retires At night without first tying
the pupils head to the head board Of the
bed, SO that he cannot put it under the
cover, and ties the covering down at the
foot Of the bed, SO that be cannot pull it
up over his head, and on person enter
Ing tho room they are now able To dis
tinguish the color Of the pupils hair. On
the wall, painted in large letters with
charcoal. is the sign. "He Is Not a
Woman."
WRoNo KIND OF MINE. "A couple Of
men, while running over the hills in
search Of places to chloride, were descend.
ing the ladder Of an old mine. and after
getting down about seventy. Ave feet,
they saw bucket hanging to the ladder,
and in that bucket was a wildcat. A
rock was dropped in the bucket. the cat
jumped out aud disappeared in hole
about three feet above, and the explorers
in search Of hidden treasure run race
up the ladder. II wasn't = wild cat
bonanza they were trying to End.
Old uncle Abe Gerald, who is engaged
cutting wood some twelve miles from
town, while going through the cedars on
Tuesday. was attacked by several Indian
dogs and bitten on the legs. The old man
made for his AK on the dogs attacking.
aud after securing it started in hewine
dogs. He trimmed their ears and tails
in artistic style. and now the Indian dog:
resemble bloodsd bull pups instead Of
half.bresd coyotes.
On Tuesday night, out at the wickiup,
while loaded down with more tarantulS
juice than she could pack, the stylish
young squaw known as Susie fell into the
fire. The Indians report her legs anc
and body badly burned. While squirm
lug amidst the burning embers Susi,
probably thought she poured the fire
water on tho wrong side Of her, and il
place Of 1t running down the inside, j
run 1t down the outside Of her neck.
Caudette, who recently went into tn
cattle business, casting the pick and drill
aside, while riding over the range, say
some deer out on the desert. and turnin
to his companion, asked what they were
Deer" replied his vaquero. "wi!! the
ride!" queried the newly bloomed cattl
king. YES" replied the vaquero. an
Gaudette offers SIS to any cowboy VIII
brings him . deer broke to ride.
DrsD.-Ws learn from the Pheni
Herald" Of Arizona, that Mary Grifir
wife Of Joe Griffin, died in that town o
the 2Sth Of March. She was 81 years I
age at the time Of her death. She leave
two children, Joe and Walter, aged J
and 7 years. Any one knowing whel
her husband ia will please address R.
Gordon, Phoenix, Arizona.
The bullionaires are getting so THO
in and about Phoebe that it is ditficu
to avoid humping into one Of then
They bid fair to become a. big nuisanc,