St. Paul daily globe., 1886-01-01

Thomas Cochran hasresolved 10 sec TO it
that the chamber Of commerce tends strictly
70 its knitting.
Mayor Rice win resolve 20 never again ac-
cept nomination Tor mayor.
John Roche has resolved TO be as patient ss
he can while hoelous newspapers unjustly
assam aim.
J. ". McCung has sworu TO smoke out that
matter OF tue Minnesota * Northwestern get
ting possession Of the West ST. Paul levee Tor
song
e. Fl. Wood win practice faithfully and
earnestly TO make himself tho boss tobos-
gamer OF the town.
Of base ball before he is gathered 70 his
fathers.
Jack Kemp wiz quit trying 10 wake up
dummies after quitting time
Gen. Jennison has no bad habits and has
been 40 work two days trying to think what
he can swear on on
Wells Of tbe Pioueer Press win swear OF on
Statistics and breathe o silent prayer that the
habit OF making annual reviews VIII become
obsolete before next year.
Tom Prendergast has resolved TO 30 10
work faithfully and honestly and learn 20
read so that be can get through the council
proceedings alittle swlfter than az present.
Aid Van Slyke resolves TO never again run
Tor alderman, but TO keep the public park
fever agoing il II takes the last breath OF
life.
George Selbert wants to direct aud lead the
best orchestra and band In the United States.
George X. Finch has resolved 10 have an
rec palace II We have to 60 TO New Orleans
for the ice 20 build IL with: to outruu Or. Me-
DouEld tue next time we make for the Look
OUT 20 Out-snowshoo the best Of them. and
generally TO be The best al-around sport in
town during the carnival.
r. A, Smith-Resolyes to keep out Of poll
tics after this ana attend 70 the banking bus
ness
Aid Johnson-To knock out the half burned
rOokerles.
An Insurance Agents-To reduce the rates
of insurance nov that ve have 1rst-class
Gre department..
Chief Black-To never let up tin St. Pant
has the best IRE department. tor its size in the
world
Father Shanley-To knock out intemper-
auce * II takes all summer
Dr. Day--To have the bandsomest and most
convenient court house in the Northwest
Col Beud--To get there.
Gov. HubOard-To wait for that quo war
rauto and take a good look at IT, aud then
smile % the boys.
Edwin Gribole-To stick to 70, and teach
the reTilers aud traducers that detamiug
good and honest men because they are poor is
Improbable.
W. l. Kelly--To show the American people
that the cause of Ireland is the cause oil liJ-
erty against despOtism, and TO knock out in
the first round AL opponents.
Prof. Phelps-'Io demonstrate to the people
OF st. Paul that some things can be- done as
well as others, and that when st. Paul puts
her shoulder 20 the wheel ''the world do
move. %
verybody-To smoke and drink no more.
aud not to do anything naughty
Judge WnSin-,ro administer fustice for
twenty-one years more 10 thar came old way.
Adjt. Gen Mccarthy win resolve to fight
II OUT on this line, IL il takes Col. Bends
scalp.
Secretary Hart win make no resolutions,
but vii spend the day in counting up the
number OF rivets in the Fergus Falls JAM
sergt. Lyons win positively refuse 10 take
the responsibility for the present warm
weather any longer.
Ehle Alien viii suiile benignly and remark
70 himself that all the resolutions in the
world couldn't improve on his present con
ditioa4
Ed Hilton viii never agsiu be ''Mr. John
sing" until he has trained the end men 70
make no raw cracks at him duri ng the show.
NJ. B. Williams win kill the 1rst man who
throws books on bis desk.
w. Wright has resolved with the beginning
OF the new year 10 paralyze any one calling
him cOlOuei.
Mai FlOurnoy win devote his entire atteu-
ton to getting OF q gag on his friend Cal
Wright.
Stewart /. Moore viii charge Il all mp.
". J. Roche win give up playing poker and
drinking Canadian oHmphene.
Col Edwiu D. Chadlok win not hold q flnsh
against ROche's full
J. s. DiekersOn will keep an intelligence
ONCE, giving information abOut free lunches.
p. c. Lutz will sell no more alulterated
chemicals.
j. j. Hiil VIII build no more lines on paper
W. :. Alexander viii give passes aud stom-
ach bitters on request
A. i. Mohler viii span no more junction
points.
James Smith viii not visit Minneapolis ex-
cept Ia case OF necessity.
sam Knease win wear no other than his
own silk hat.
Frank b. Clark win pot the reporters on 10
al the meetings Of the Traffic association.
7. ". Teasdale; well, he wiz do as he has
always done, try and down Dixon.
W. II. Dixon viii lay the man out cold whom
he finds cutting rates.
II. M Littel win fight an rivals
VIII Angel Will resolve. tc never again ask
a reporter to what paper re belongs.
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