New-York tribune., 1886-05-17

Much has been said during the strikes abon, q. ru
delegates" How would II DO to make Most a p.rns,.'
walking delegate and sentence him to cIrcnmn.rt,,
the globe or to walk the Nor.h Pole The ,uge.,'
isrespecuuiiy snbmttei to the judge before whom b
case will be trisi. '
"Useful Things 10 Know Abont Steam Rofar,,,
title Of book just published. One the mos, M,
things to know about steam boiler l. the exacf n,t
way few minuts before the explosion toke. ~ NO oAc
bat this Information doesn't appear IN the book No,,
ristOwn Herald ~
Senator Far wants to have tho Aplches M, o, .
desert island ia the Pacific Put the Anirchss on h
same Island and solve two problem, at once.
Artist" You nave been pleased 20 speak rel y, 49,,
painting II may ask II without seeming eg,ii.ti,,i
| what do yon particularly admire Ia my worx 4;
you lay on the color. II show. that you wish fhs
dealers to make good iyIng: but what psrtrnary
admire the very effective manner IN which yot hr y
tie detan "nfsc pc right into the foreground waer,
Il can be viewed without striining ones eyes.yhL"D
Boston Transcript
On tho suggestion o. the Earl OF Essex the Church o,
England Funeral aud Mourning Reform Association IA,
issued an appeal to all the solicitors Of the country ur,
ing them to advise their clients insert clause I,
their Wills giving clear and positive order, tD N,
manner In which they desire to be buried. The fo,ox
form Is suysose |: 81 desire my executors 10 con-
duct funeral In plain AMI unosten- inanne,
and to avoid all cary expense AMI display
wish my boIy to be pacei In p,rlsht5e coffin. anil 70
bc burel in the earth SELF and not In lead bsiek
vault. And desire tho mourning worn by my family
and servants to be OF the simplest descr pton."
At the commencement Of London University y,s,er.
day. thirty girls made bachelors. Of them
took hgh ho1ors. Miss Mary .ieiine Aian,on t.xas
first honor bachelor Of science her co a.
tine is descrbeI - logging .as Il ,urs.ry In her NAN,
would need 10 ansestletics. .'-I-prngneld Union
The interior decoration, OF ,ir. Flood, hoass IN
san Francisco cost $4,000 There j. tit- 10 ,aS
affairs OF kings thst taken ,tIts Fooi c. on
70 fortune Tor plumbers, painters ahu decorAtoss-
Lowell Courier
The Baptist Weekly advises the churches to rliss
enough money send their pastors to AsDury PirF or
vacation. IL think, that the resulting nproycn.n,
in their would than compensate them FOR
the outlay
Can any one explain why so few marriages solemn
ized on Weduesdsy- ths season among tae p-,ps n'I
ally styled society I" Ihe preference q TOE
Thurs lay. although that used iay ,s.iglei
people who had IN irriei once twice before Ios.
ever there is no accounting Tor taste, ant .or ason
SO Jar rs our community il concerned, the rtbbs usi
10 prescribe the time al mo le Of tne cerenIuY sli
until TWO or three decades they oDrycl I'm.
plict!y.- JEWISH Mes ,cnser.
There business that shoild be boycoted by tho
people, namely the "Allermanic business" By tho
way the men who were engaged in that business wers
always engaged in a " strike for "booIe"
THE BoRP
He was positive and emphatic. and coaid talk man
rheumatic for his Thoughts were quite insnaef.
ably unique;
He would spout forth like ccvser. or circus adver-
tiser with his vast untrayeed solitules of cheek.
He would yank into sanctum. whore many cranks
hai yanked 'ern. and PROFOUND his wealth Of
proud prepOserOus lore,
While the editor and devil lost their perpenlicuar level
and rolled IN writing torment on the hJOr.
lie would and bore his grocer who couldnt answer.
"yes" nor no, sir" for he gave no time foe par
ley or reply;
And sinner. saint and deacon. when he came AZ
would weaken. ami extend their folded white
Wings and sail away to die.
LYNN Union.
priest in Boston told his people last Sanday not to
read newspapers tnat publish scandal, insteil OF
even If they had to hug The higher priced papers.
"Know George Hearst Wen. slOIlI sy ILL.," re-
marked the Old Eevidtn at the Pal zee the other rven-
ing. " For the last lew years 1 never netri Uhclo
Georges mentioned without reca ing ltts ln-
cident that happened to him aud ne years agD a.
PlOche.
"Uncle George ant hat been a prOsp ,cting tour
all summer We had been unfortunate. not nnlng or
making any locations Wa brought up PiOcns IN tns
OF a hard winter, out or provisions AMI cut ot
money. Hearst Went to the leading merchant ~ tao
camp ked few dollars crs iit 10 purchase TAO
bare necessities ofliie. The m .rchInt refusai
"'Well. dra ycd the nov millionaire senator. shau
live the time when can pat the whole borough
OF Nevada in my trousers pockets
Since Uncle George has become United -tate5 Scna-
tor lam xpectIng him every day TO introduce bl
abolIshing the state OF Nevada"-san Francisco Post