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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Local and Special.
Notices.

BAPTIsT-Rev. c. p. Scott, pastor.
Preaching by the pastor at II 4. IN. and
1880 p.m., next Sunday. Sunday school
at $3.50 p. M, Mr.. J. B. Carwile, Super
intendent. Prayer meeting Wednesday
at 1870 p. m.
LUTHERAN-Rev. A. B. McMackin,
pastor. Preaching next Sunday by the
pastor, at ! q. m. and 7:3l p. m. Sunday
school at $3.50 p. M, Mr.. Geo. B. Cromer,
Superintendent. Prayer meeting Thurs
day at 1880 p. IN.
METHoDIsT-Rev. II. F Chrietzberg.
pastor. Preaching by the pastor at i l
a. NJ. and 700 p. M, next Sunday.
Sunday school at p. m, Mr.. John
". Chapman, Superintendent. Prayer
meeting Wednesday at 7:30 p. m.
A. R. PRESBYTERIAN Rev. E. P.
McCfntock, pastor. Preaching by the
pastor next Sunday at II a. M. Sunday
school at $3.50 a. M, Mr.. NJ. A. Carlisle.
Superintendent. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday at 1870 p. IN. Missionary
Society Wednesday at 3 p. m, Mrs. c.
Mower, President. w. c. 7. L. Tues
day at $3.50 p. m., Mrs. c. Mower, Presi-
dent.
EPIsCoPA w. H. Hanckel,
rector. Service by the rector every
third Sunday at II a. III. and 4:30 p. m.
Lay reading by Mr.. n. B. Mazyck at
II a. m.
PREsBYTERIAN-No pastor at pres
ent. Sunday school at $3.50 p. M, Mr.
w. E. Pelham, Superintendent. Prayer
meeting every Wednesday at 1880 p. m.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Delinquent Land Sales.

The Treasurer sold the following land
for taxes on Monday:
Township No IL lot and building,
assessed in the name OF Press Copeland,
to d. II. Wheeler: it takes 99-1G0 OF it TO
pay the taxes.
lot and2 buildings, assessed in name
OF Maggie f. Harrington. 10 J. y. Mar
tin: it takes l-ll00 Of it to pay the taxes.
Township Nc. 2-lS9 acres and &
buildings. assessed in the name OF Geo.
W. Fcitman, to George John>tonc: it
takes 30-l09 OF it to pay the taxes.
Township No. ID acres, assessed in
the name Of Edward Whitmire, forfeited
to the State.
Township No. lG--1C0 acres, assessed
in the name of NJ. c. Mccrr, forfeited to
the State.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Sale Day,

Sale Day,
Was beautiful day and our streets
were crowded Ill day long with a gay.
Jolly crowd. The bone yard was about
the busiest place we saw, and no doubt
considerable horse and mule flesh
changed hands during the day, some
making hall dozen or more trades. and
it WAS kept up until late i'll the day.
About sun down the city auctionecr at
tractcda considerable gathering in the
street by Offering one OF the long cared
animals to the hi CHEST bidder, and h.:
was bid off for s3.3j.
The Master sold only two trac:s. In
the case OF r. l.. Luther vs.. VIM. w.
Griffin. sixty acres to r. L. Luther
for $500.
In the case OF Mary J. Summer vs..
VIM. \. Fallaw, TWO lots in Helena. 10
Mary J. Summer rs follows: House lot
iOr 1915. and lot with store for $l,20l.
The Fair grounds were sold to DR.. Jas.
Mcintosh ior $ 500.
Auctionccr Th0ma>On was busy Ill
day selling clothing and horses. And
Maj. Kinartl, in addition 10 the legal
sales. sold lot Of old furniture and
some horse flesh.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
We cannot even as Christian -ouno

We cannot even as Christian ;oung
men, watch TOO carefully to avoid sin.
We are only safe when near Christ.
Let US learn a lesson from Peter.
He was very safe when Close 70 the
Master. II was when he followed
afar OF. and went still further back,
that Satan got the advantage Of him,
and tempted him. and caused him to
fall. Young man. as YOU read this,
stop and think willie We put this
question to you: Art thou near thy
Saviour? Does thy Heart say nay?
Take care. for know this-that so
sure as Christ lives. and so sure as
Christ will preserve thee when thou
art near Him. Satan Will tempt thee
when thou art far from Christ. The
best and wiscst policy is to flee from
the one. and cling close, yea,
hide thyself in the bosom and under
the protecting wing Of the other.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Col. Z. ". Mitchell.

1t is not generally known that Col. r.
N. Mitchell, the coming narrow gauge
king. was gallant solder OF the CoH-
icdcracy, and that he commanded COM
pany OF which John W. Daniel, the Eir-
ginia orator and I. S. Senator, was first
Lieutenant. The one may command
the attention OF listening senatc>." but
the other will
'Sc2ttcr plenty over i smiling land.
And read his history in people, eyes" "
Eigcticld l1drcytiScr.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Bequests.

Bequests.
Mrs. Elizi Elmore who died in our
town recentlyleft 4 will which has been
admitted to probate in the Probate
Judges Office. BY that will she gives
onc-third OF her property to the New
berry Lutheran Church, onc-thirl to the
Backman Endowment Fund OF New
berry College and the remaining one
third to her nephew Mr.. L. W. Long
Her property consists of one house and
lot in town and some land Just outside
Of the corporation and some personal
property. 1t is estimated to be np-
wards Of $4,000. II will be remembered
that Mr.. Elmore who died some time
ago beQueathed some OF his property to
the Baptist and Lutheran Churches.
Mr. r. /. McCaughrin is the Executor
OF Mrs, ElmOre
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
PhrenakoSmian Anniversary.

We have received an invitation from
the Phrcnakosmin Literary Society Of
Ncwberry College to attend their ami
verSary celebration on the evening Of
March, 10Th, 1886. The following is the
order Of programme:
II. II. Rikard, president; F. B. McIn-
to>h, eSsayiSt. Debate. Resolved, That
the American Union will never decay"
Affirmative, J. S. Huffman: negative, A.
S. Laird; W. \ Counts. orator. The
following gentlemen compose the COM
mittec: Il. F. Wright, chairman, =. S.
Seas, J. p. Wheeler, NJ. f. Cope, E. \.
Griffin, Z. J. Seas, G.. Y. Hunter.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
JALAPA.


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cold Tho farmers hovc b.rt,o 20 nInw
,cd ,h, land SOON. to n,ov moro ]o,.rIv
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rho Co,r+,. Comr,;..io,cr. mar ~,
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Rich Hill n,ac. f., 1rr ort tb;. contract
for buiIdinr y hrid~c over said creek.
Tb,. contrac, WI. awarded 10 Mr.. Luther
Anil. for one hundred and ffty-ninc
dollars. We think that is 4 very eco
nomicaI bid for tn" bidder, ami very
sure it was for the county.
Mr. Deheart on last frlCay evening
had all his dogs bitten hy Il mad dog.
When NJ. Dehcart discovered the
strange dog it was fighting his dogs. and
as soon as he could get his Gun he fired
At the mad dor but did not succeed in
killing it, and the dor went to Mr..
Wriyh,'s house and WIS shot and killed
by Mr.. IIaScal Wright.
The public roads i'll No. > township
have been put in very good condition.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Dancing School Opening.

Miss Belle Smith will open he: school
for children Saturday III ! p. m. at ;hc
Crotwcll hotel bail ro>m. visitors will BE-
welcome. Her other days Of instruction
will be Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Terms for twenty-ioEr lessons, so. pay
able half il advance. Ladies' wishing to
take private lessons will pleas call on
her ut tie Cr0twrli hO,c!. 5
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Two men may do the same thing,
50 far as the outward appearance
goes. I, for example, may give to
the same charity. or kneel in the
same place Of worship. or say Amen
to the same prayer. You may not
he able to discern q shade Of differ
ence; and yc, the "works' may be as
opposite and as wide asunder as
heaven and hell. The Lord claims
to "know'' tie work Of the Laodi-
ceans, in the protoundest and most
penetrative sense, inwardly and hid
denly. as well as outwardly. Thy
works. in all that they are and all
that they mean and involve, lie open
under Mine eye, in the broad sun
shine, as they 90 not lie open even to
thyselr.-Dr. CulrOss.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Sucklen's krnlca Salye.

The Best S live in the world for Cuts. Sores,
Bruises. Ulcers, Salt Rhtum. Fever Sores, Tct-
ter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, CornS. and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures piles.
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price Is cents per box. For sale by DR.: ;: F.
FAINT. II R16
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Columbia Machine ShODS.

The machine shops Of rr2 Y d Dial.
near the uuiCn Depot. columbia, 5. c..
are prepared to do all kinds .; work III
their line promptly and II reasonable
rates. The business IS III charge OF Mi
T. B. Lee. who gives prompt attention
TO all who may call on or correspond
with him.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
For One Dollar.

We will send you every week for six
months the HERALD AND News con-
tanning thirty-two columns OF news and
reading matter and the Charleston
Weekly News and Courier with seventy
two columns filled with the choicest
news 10 be found in any Daily or Week
" published. tt.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

". X. Reel. Druggist. 0. Wirci!cs:cr. Ind,
writes: One OF nay customers. Mrs. La,iisa
Pike. E:rtunii. RandOiph 90. Ind. was q
ION. sufferer with Consumption. ard was
given tl0 20 lie by Ter Physicians. She heard
Of d.. ki@-'s Nrw Discovery for Consumption.
and ht'"aE buying it o! me. in six months
time III: walked to this city, a distance Of six
miles. ;t;d IS BOW so much improved she has
quit using il. She feels she owes her lie to it..
Free Trial Bottles At Dr.. s. (. Eant's Drug
Store. 1-20-1t.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
The Building and Loan Association

VIII meet at the II. of II. Hall on
Monday evening the Sth, as the eth
comes on Sunday. at o'clock for the
purpose OF loaning the money on hand.
Monthly inStallmcntS must be paid by
Friday "th inst.
J. W. NJ. SIMMONS,
It Sec and Treas.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
A Chance for a Bargain.

Wishing to make a change in my busi-
ness will sell my entire stock OF Goods.
Store Fixtures, &C., at L bargain. Any
one wishing to engage in the mercantile
business cannot find better selected
stock OF goods in any store. and agreater
variety. Terms easy. store rent low.
3. II. LONELACE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

A fresh lot Of Landreth's Garden Seeds
also CroSsman Brothers, OF Rochester,
n. Y. These are early and very snpe-
rior seeds. Onion Sets. Irish Potatoes.
&C., for sale cheap for cash by
2E7-.f 3. II. LOVELACE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
artanburg Land for
Sale


have 230 acres Of good land in the
upper part oi SparianburS County,
which | will sell at Il bargain. or en-
change for oth"rprcpcrty in this county.
Tie laMd lies well and there is not one
acre on the place that is not tenabc.
There is a creek. with Il good mill Shoal.
There are two branches and good creek
and branch bottoms: tn" place is we'll
ditchcl; AID there i, plenty OF the best
iron spring water and three wells.
There are iour settlements of good
houses. plenty OF timber. and there has
been 4 considerable quantity of gold dug
on the place. and perhaps there may BE-
rich geld mines there. There are good
schools and four chU:chc: near enough
to attend, there are also two stores with
in tire" miles OF the piacr.
l-G-tf B. II. LOEELACE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
miraculous Escare.
DIME.

Most CT these hair preparations don't
E"lk." writes Mr.J. $. BurGici. OF ST. Louis,
''u"t Parker's Hair Baisam is az honorable
exception. Ny hair was thin and premature
y gray. Ihc Ba!sam made it Brown again
and soft as i'll my boyhood." 2-l7-1m
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Ii dark are your teeth and you want
them to shine
Use nothing but wafer and Woods
Odontinc.
25c. a box ii all GruggitS'.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

For general literature 60 to CASTOR 4
Hunts. II they have not the book you
wish they will get it for You in a few
days at publishers prices. '-3
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Fine Cabbage and Turnips just re-
ceivcd from n. Y, by j. S: RUSSELL.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Embroidery Patterns, Stamped, a
Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

An investment rI d. crnt> in 4 hottie CT
Hughes's Lung Cordial i money wisely spent.
1t is an Invaluable Remedy for Coughs. Colds.
Asthma. Phthi>ic, Hoar>cncsS, etc. Your
druggist keeps it. a-3-It.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

A new and beautiful stock OF Lamps
OF all descriptions very cheap at Robert
sons drug store, opposite the postottice.
a-24tf
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Ouinine, Compound Cathartic Pills
and other Family Medicines at
1-57--tf. J. S. RUsSELL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Have you read ''Ben-Hur?" Ii mo-
you can buy it at CASTOR & Hunts.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Between Il false set o voice and false
set o: teeth there is :; wide difference.
the last can be cleaned nicely and sweet
cncd by tic Use OF Woods OdontiAc.
2jc. box.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Buist's New Crop Garden Seeds for
sale cheap at Robertson's Drug Store,
opposite the Postoffice. 1T
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
SILAS TOMBSTONE. Master.
G. Fl. SUBER, ATTY. at Law.

Pelham's Pectoral is L sure remedy
also for Group and whooping cough: Its
effects are speedy and positive. Call for
sample bottle. For sale by S: L. Fellers
and G. 4. Norman, Prosperity, and at
ali. country stores. 2-l7-tf
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Pure Pork Sausage, and Pickles III
barrels, 1t j. 5. RUSsELL's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Floss, Chenilles, Arasenr, &C., at
Chapman's. 2-l1-tt
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

4 horse. mule and wagon for sale
cheap by ). ;. S.RCSoEl-L'
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Fresh Garden Seed and Onion Sc-s at
l-27-tf. J. S. RUSsEEL'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Florida Oranges, cheap, at
l-27-tf. j. ). RUSSELL 3.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Just Arrived.

l20 Bbl>. fresh Georgia L:nl".
20,003 lbs. best ST, ci Plows,
IroA foot PloW Stocks.
For sale cheap 1T
PEOPLES Il JOHNSON.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Stationery, good, and at low price, at
Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

II YOU want book and are not III
Newberrv send order to CASTOR & Hunt.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

For school books, stationery and school
supplies 90 TO CASTOR & Hunts. 3-3
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Oats, Oats, Oats.
500 bushels pure Red Rust Proof Oats
for sale at
WISE BROS,
2-l2-tf Prosperity, S. c.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Oats. Oats, Oats.

For blank books, pocket books or any
kind OF books call on CASTOR & Hunt.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Wanted

Wanted
100000 pounds hides.
WHEELER s. MOSELEY,
3-3-2t Prosperity, S. c.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

School Books at Chapman's.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
Onion Sets,

Onion Sets,
Red and White Just received and for
sale cheap at Robertson'S Drug Store,
opposite the Postoffice. Is
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Handsome Photo. and Autograph AL
buns at Chapman'S. ?-l4-;f
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Family Bibles at Chapman'S.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

For Fifty Gents.
We will send the HERALD AND News
and the Charleston Weekly News and
Courier for three months. tt.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03
To Our Friends at Prosperity.

Leave your orders for the HERALD
AND News with Mr.. Allen NJ. WySe at
the store Of Wise Bros, who is our au-
thorized agent at that place. tt.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1886-03-03

Echoes from Prominent Citizens.
We do not hesitate to recommend Pei
hams Pectoral Syrup for coughs and
-eelds. 1t has our hearty endorsement
because OF the great benefit we have dc
rived from it.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-09-24
A Long sloep.

LOHuOH NtWS'
Eudoxie Adelouin, the sleeper Of the
sllpetriers, has awakened from her long
sleep, which was continued, without .
moments interruption, for nineteen days
She had had a slumber Of fifty days early
in the year in tho hospital where she nov
is and has been for many years. While
sho was on both occasions sleeping, relays
Of medical men kept watch by her bed
side. Some hours before her second
great nervous agitationi often started and
had intermittent fits Of trembling. She
ut length opened her eyes in the midst o.
burbt Of loud laughter, which continued
for about ten minutes.
During that tins she stared fxedly and
appeared, although laughing 30 hard, al
II under come painful apprehension. Their
she spoke as II addressing her mother
who was not with her In an endearipl
manner, and, on being handed a glass
said she aw only her mothers image IL
1t. She hes since become quite cheerful
but seems to have hardly any ideas ex
Cept those suggested to her by the doctors
Contrary TO what is observed in most hys
tericAl subjects, tho aense OF taste remain
while she il under the influence Of sug
gestion. Thus, II she 10 given aloes, an(
told 1t is sugar, she will swallow 1t, bu
make q wry face to show dielike. II toll,
10 drink water from champagne glas
shS shows exhilaration, and II u paCke
which DR.. VOisin says contains an emeti
is put into her hand sac has violent Fl.
Of nausea,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-09-24
wnrul Waste.
Chinnnn Neira

Chtedoo NetFs.
Granting that lie Is worth sSving-cor-
corning which, as to come lives there may
90 q difference OF opinion-AIr. Edward
Chadwick, the eminent English sanitar.
ian, made very impressive calculations in
tie.course Of his remarks at the annual
dinner OF the association Of public sanitary
inspectors in London short time since.
Taking 100000, the cost Of one big ship
of1war, as the basis oil bis estimate, and
the cost OF bringing constant water sup,
ply to tho door oil the internal dlstribu,
tory apparatus, including the water closet
and kitchen Bink and the Belfcleaning
house drains, and for seli.cleaning sewers,
at the actual figures at which such work
had been, he went on tn show that the
expenditure Of CO GOO at 8 percent, the
cost Of the big ship, would be equal
TO tho sanitation of G8,686 houses, or, at
Ave inhabitants per house (the suburban
AveragUJ, 1t would serve lOr 333 1888 inhabi-
,ants. Suppose the expenditure effected
reduction OF the deathIate by only five
per 1000 land on the average OF the towns
where this work has been done II Is nine
per 1000, the saving Of life would be
1000 per annum. But 10 each case Of
death there arc at tho least twenty cases
OF bed.lying sickness Of adults, 90 that
there would be q total annual saving Of at
least 50, $3.50 cases OF sickness for each big
ship. For the decade the saving would
be Of 1867 lives and 333, 1888 cases Of sick
ness. And II 10 noted that this aCCumu.
lation Of civil life and force and economy
goes on from the deterioration Of the Ap.
pliauCOs Of war and tho progroso Of invsn.
tons. II costs much more to kill q man
In war than II would be 10 save his life and
make II decent and clearly in peace.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1886-09-24
Sayings of brother Gardner.

Sayings OF lirOthOr Gardner,
Detroit Free Pta,
Gin q man credit il you want to start
him on do road to'dO poo house.
AS 1t am do roughnesS Of de grlndstun
which Rharpens de AK, 80 1t am DE- troubles
Of life which aige up de human mind.
Gray hairs am entitled 10 respeCk only
when the owners Of gray Leads reaeCk
delrselyes.
1t doan' do any good to light candle
arter you been eatin' wormy apples in de
dark.
De pusaen who judges OF de speed Of a
mule by his bray mustn't complain II
eberybody passes him on do road,
De pussen who am nebber tempted de-.
sarves no particular credit for obeyin' the
law.
De less advise you gin without pay, de
mo- credit you will receive fur bein' chuck
full o. wisdom.
Men who expect to be treated list as
you treat dem will neither Islander nor
.ouse you.
Between readin' mans character by
his bumps or goin' on o picnic wild him,
lake de picnic.
what we CalkeflRte on dom iur 10
medder won't pay De grocer fur Eaters
de butcher fur soup bone.
De man who AIMS 10 elevate his fellow.
man can't be too keerlul to prevent dc
uAyburs from oberhearin' Ills family
riots.
Dean be to hard on human natur'. De
man who kin sot down an tell you exact
ly what dis kentry needs to make her
great an glorious may have NO idea whar'
his mex bRr'l OF flour am comm from.
A religion which can't stand befo' de
sight Of q clrCus purCeshun or the sound
Il fiddle am not WORT luggin around de
kentry.
People who expect a man to kick his
own dog in case Of fight have got good
surprise laid up for Gun.
When you Aatter yourself dat de major
ity OF people doan' know the difference
Jetween between de roar OF q lion an de
Gray OF an ass you have struck a banana.
peel which will bring ye down keltlop.
Lots OF men who would establish an or.
Jun asylum II dey had de money will beat
wood-sawyer down 80 per cent. bslow
lie goin' price.