Morris tribune., 1886-12-01

gone to Minneapolis. Rev. }. Is.
Fairbanks, of Ortonville, will prob
ably succeed Rev. Norris as pastor Of
the Congregational church here.
The Hillsboro ID. IT, Banner be-
means the scarcity of unmarried
young women and the overplus OF un-
married young men. 1t says there
are few social amusements III the
town because there are so many elig-
ible beaus and so few partners and
vis-a-vis of the gentler sex. The Ban
ner finally closes an article of some
length OH the subject oy proposing to
offer a bonus for colony of fair lasses
in addition to the tempting prize ofa
young man with an income of $1,000
and upwards as a husband to each
fair lass. 1oung ladies of Morris,
here is your opportunity. Address,
in confidence, Banner, HillsbOrO, d.
L.
AS the first essential to good din
ner is good appetite and as hard
work seldom fails to bring an appetite
we venture to say that there was more
real enjoyment on Thanksgiving day
at the frugal board of the industrious
poor than at the loaded tables of the
rich. Nature generally furnishes her
share of fcompensations and while to
one she may give wealth and luxury,
and to the other poverty and toll, yet
she generally manages to add the PEN
alties of wealth and idleness in tile
shape of indigestion or the gout, while
she sweetens labor with health and
vigor and gives it refreshing sleep
and an appetite that relIshes the
Dlainest food.-MOnteVide Leader.
1.-The idea is, in advertising, to Sc
cure attention. This may be accom-
plished in various ways, but one of
the best is to frequently change the
matter. Make your advertisement
attractive and readable. Let pros
pective purchasers know what you
have to sell. Associate the nature Of
your business with your own name
and location. Be humorous, pathetic,
or dignlfied in your advertising, but
above all lie enterprising. Watch
closely your expenditures and the re-
suits secured. Having made con-
tract for advertising and furnished
the copy" don't let that end the
matter. If you do not Immediately
experience 4 boom" in your business
don't condemn the paper as being "no
good" until you find out if the fault
is not nearer home. Study your ad-
vertisement; change it, supplement 1t
by local notices, ETC., and in ninety
nine cases out of a hundred you will
have little to complain OF, provided
the conditions of your own business
are such as to warrant public patron
age on an extended scale. ."-Winona
Republican.
The Fair held in Agency Hall last
week for the benefit of Assumption
church was remarkably successful.
The gross proceeds were $771.49; the
total expenses, $2s7 .O9i leaving a net
profit of $534.4O. Mr.. Thos. Callahan
won the pin cushion; Mr.. VIM. ORE
gan, the sofa cushion; Mr.. Patrick
Lyman, the comforter; Mr.. A, L.
Stanger, the silver plated butter dish |;
Miss Maggie O'Leary, the album; Mr..
Anthony Gaughn, the photograph of
Rev. Geo. Gaskell; Mr.. E. D. Light,
the picture of the Blessed Virgin
Mary; Miss Mary Murphy, the patch
work quilt; Mrs. VIM. Lyons, the
blue velvet pin cushion; Miss Maggie
Iago, the felt table cover; Miss Alice
McNeyin the wax doll; CaViea 4.oehr,
the silver plated cake basket; Mr.. H.
Hutchins, the pair of shoes; Miss
Maggie Hanlon, the new Wilson
sewing machine; H. Barrett, the toy
piano; Mr., J. B. MeCune, the Lives
of the Saints Miss Hutchins won the
dinner set by a vote of 1177 to 1109 and
| Miss Fannie Crandall won the wax
doll by o vote of 346 to 3O4.
Morris is to have D tohaggan slide
IfRro. Randall will see that 1t - any.
where near as steep rs the one we used
at the carnival, we will get Bro
Hoard and go up and have another
slide with him.-Benson Times.
| Our toboggan slide will be a Je
dandy. Bring Bro. Hoard and the