Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1886-11-18

Seems as II Halloweii, Me-, would /
be good location for telephone conf
parry -Boston Commercial Balletia.
II will mot attempt the feat" said
sculptor to Chicago girl, who wanted a |
full length figure of herself.-- Washington |
Cratic.
Sunday.sohoo Teacher -'sHow were |
the adAerents of Hnsa called I" Pupil
with alaerity)-" Hussars ~ = B1Staa
B6lCOa.
Assault and battery of IL ulon with il.
tent to interview him, ought alSTys TO 10
accompanied with 'ieelsratton VI the il
tent.-Brookiyn Eagle.
1t is now understood why the French
Academy nlade NJ dc Lesheps va
Immortal . They wished to give hiiu
time 10 construct the Panama Canal -.
EGtaGnga.
As a delicate compliment TO the d.
feated candidate for governor, great
many Republican editors put Beavers
M jointly IN large black letters. - ittSbu'g
Ghs0pcis,
The song of the sandwich man is: sob,
for thousand tongues. Hartford
Tires. Why not strike the grocer, and
SNb LOT y NbhHiJ VI ND AHt"
Orleans Picayenne.
Fashionable young lady--"If I give
you some money will you promise me to
10 and take bath ?" Beggar--sA bath
And is it a mermaid that you take me
| for 2n- 1eHaS SlftiNgs.
The man who invented the English Ian
guage must have been a humorous sort OF
chap. Otherwise no would never have
called servants ''help."-SoaIe10ilh,
Mass. journal.
The Boston Herald begs the President
| to "stnh the vacancy in Turkey before
Christmas Don't be in a hurry Mr..
Cleveland is looking around for sage
now. Minneapolis Tribune.
see a good deal in the papers lately
about "Palindromes." Why don't they
get one of some length, say like this /;
"Snug and raw was / ere | saw war and
guns. "-Detr0it Free Press.
"How can l get rid of fieas on my
catI' asks subscriber Easy enough.
Soak the cat in four feet of water until
the fieas rise to the surface. Then bury
the t.-Hurltaot0n Free Press.
The SNE9y Herald has an article on
"a Girls Room How to Make it Attrac.
tive 2" but the article misses the bes'
answer to its own question. to wit Pul
the gil IL thu room.-- L0aoeH Courier.
& Patiert--"WLen can be sure TO se,
the doctor alone?" HouFemaid -"Yor
had better come during his consultation
hours, from to 3; he is always quite
alone at that time. Faegende Blatter.
kissing is objected to, said police
man 10 man at tine Casino when Mis-
Cameron was piping the Other evening
When, "a matter of fact. it was her sins
that was objected to. Washington Post
Stunning said private detectiy
the other day, "has gone ouH Of vogp
almost entirely as a popular recreatio
for Gotham's good society. Three O
four years9ago it was all the rage. "-Nea
York Mali.
? The Chicago Ne,Os says Zone thing
Q obyious-that all the wives ought to b
put under ground" Possibly it mean
wires; but this is not certain, for til
Nelss is reckless enough for anything. :
!, Washington Post.
A romance in three lines ia presente
70 on the big posters of one of the theatre
N in the announcement of coming attraS
lS blbIns II ltuiAH ut w iltON OODS6,
ID "Sweethearts," and "Tha Idiot Witness.
s. minneapolis Journal
of A new through sleeping car from Ne,
le York to San Francisco is to be Gale
ct Hkindness,h because kindness goes a ion
II way. Washington Critic People hay
m been killed by kindness; but not ofte
% while travelling. Mem Orleans PtcayWnt
ID Under the heud line Fun in I'll
G Press the Rochester Post Express says
N John Chandler of Concord, N. H., hi
y just passed his 101st birthday in GOO
y health" If this is joke it is very o.
q one. -NeD York Eoealtng Post.
: 4 &ir 'apcNs gtper drifts into sent
y. meut in quoting IN advance in corn.
II Corn the friend alike of POE
. peasant, and Spectator, lowered loving
a a moment At 43 cents, and then alight,
~ with pink-d0yed feet on A cents. b
/, TN Post.
mt TIE members of the Southside Chur
as held meeting last night for the purpc
lt Of calling pastor. BY special requt
nd of the invitation committee those prese
II lett their shooting irons in the coal-hox
of the front door. - CAug Water W. Z
les CgnlnlsyciiI.
on SAtOiAOlL5Ss'-- OLu HeAlltNlhl puJtl
10: a few questions Now, boys-ah-c
10; any Of You tell me what commaname
0 Adam broke when he took the forbidtl
ic, fruit" Small scholar like shot
or "Please, sir, til worn't no coniman
%, ments then sir - Punch.
III Surplusege. cloIk Creadi
ID, over telegram TO Mrs. Grabbet, M,
gate, Hear with = grief death of
Ary,k- T,1ItAt nil -, nv,
words too many, SIR Mr.. G-"Ei
Is, Oh ell nm, un Oh we'll. look her
rs cut out with grief ""-- Punch.
Preparations fot the next prouena
Oratorio. First Swell-'Oh. saw, yba
the matter with this champagne It's
dead as ditch WATER Hebe- lyon
Ike find it tastes all right ITS our Orator
,es brand = made expressly for our sacr
ng concerts 1t doesn't pop, you know. \
en- call it Tres Scored Funny Folks.
he He wore upon his hand.orcan q b
ne card, This poor man lost his sight
N the battle OF Iuka. Il gentleman 81
him open his eyes md look at his WntC
.or Her, sir, [ thought yon lost 20
49, sight at tue battle of Iulia.n $50 I i
lte Lost my sight off my gnu. 'Sh 81
aside, sir and let the lady come up.
1 GIticdgg Mans.
lth Rhode Island man captured a turf
cut "a its head, dragged it home, a
Jus left il on a stone wall over night. In
o% morning the cantor discovered that
,ed female mate hal come np ont of
mnrsh and taken her place beside
ne lnckless lover. Less consistency than Il
is shown BY many human beings.--N
ne tOtch i'uJieifR.
Ipnbu man 4 :, Yagto,,,o,AN NJ