New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-09-20
THE TALK or TIE DAP.

| The Philadelphia NeUs imI caches the accnracr ., 49,,
newspaper portraits of Philadelphia. II i,po lo."l'
a Quaker City It's window shutters not cream co.,,
blinds; its citizens do not all go TO bed vt ocock
they very slow. but that they often bea, ~.
bunco man at his own game. The PIilaielobi, ,,'
doesn care much about grandfather az shs doe,
about some erandfithers good eligible grandson. and
she hook him Just about deftly the most sk,I
N'Yawk girl. Finally told that Philadelphia.
do not live entirely on scrappe and pepper pot catnh
and wales. It Is really too bad thus to demosh tbs
ideal PhaielI ha, but in the Interests OF truth II
! must be done.
lie Sat in OF tho railway COACH with his knee,
"utspread to occupy the entire seat. while ths
cushions OF tho next seat were piel high wrh I'M,
baggage and bundles. A modest appearing gen'lrnaa
walked up the aisle and stopped OpJOste the baFrcsie
expecting. OF course that tho other would remove lt
Vain nope! inc fellow in the seat diint care how
many had 10 stand so long he was all right Finally
the modest man tapped the FELLOW on the shoulder say.
lng beg your pardon sir; pat Ire'lne YOU are
interocntor. Then | advise yoh" said Mode.tus
not to in swimming And Why notl" VII
haven't you ever hearl tua hog cannot wi,hOIt
cut NJ his throat'- Boston Transcript
Colorado has 500 miles OF 1rst-cass Irritating clns
$500 miles OF secondary canals and 10000 miles O,
smaller bitches. which have cost in aggregate ab,1t
Sll,000,00O, ana Will irrigate 100000 acres. rhs
operation OF this great water system has developed
conflicting claims Of various ditch companies IN regard
to the OF water, which it is very difficult to settle
AT Political Heaiquat6rs. -Bnuihle-rhey Smith
is NJ for the House from your dee trct Wat h,
chancesi Has he got barreli BLnble-I don't know
FOR sure; but | sb0ndn'l wonder 7 any rae neve,
saw hlm when he didn't have bottle. : Boston
TranscriIt
What's the ncwsl' asked old Mrs Prosy, looking
over her spectaces.
alexander has LETT Sophia" responded Prosy, con-
tinung his reading
The shameless thing. and to let t into tho papers,
too Well, s'pose she'll him for deser,on II she's
got any spunk. would Amt there nothin' esep
49, TIC Fail Of indian Rupees said Prosy reading
headline.
You don't say so! Well I'm glad the old fellows havo
got 1t mt last T1Ose Eastern despots carry things vita
a high hand and for my part peases me 70 see
some OF 'em come up with. Anything nOrel"
An oren horse car. young woman sitting at the onl
waiting tor the well-lressed young woman more
stod and heartless refusal OF the pas enee to change
her place little Probably the selfish ant infferenE
heaTfless IN such an act Boston Record
couple OF hundred illustrous mobiles Of the Mystic
Shrine, bEanch Of the Free Masons order propose 20
sustain the reputation Of the Sors OF Mecca 10 a
pilgrimage to the knights Templar conclave It. Lons
next Wednesday. and will there partake OF the ri idea
mama and other COOL things.
"TteIe is thing" said Yelowly, "thnt shows tns
glory OF this country Every man has 1t Ia his power
10 make his daughter n lady"
How Is THAR asked BrOwnley.
The pr ctisel gIyer OF testimonial" says The N,dia
JOUDdi, "can always hnd something gratifying say
OF any article submitted for his approval For instance
the nero OF tho Lady Franklin Bay expedition, who
experienced slow starvation for many. months write,
to the proprietor of canned fooi 4 regretted that
larger quantity had not been taken b. me-
Tie public becoming little tired OF the publisher Of
L,trUy Lue lie doesn't to 10 anything but
announce a for his magazine. II has Already
had more covers tnan two ordinary magazines would
know what DO with.
Omaha Mani understand the arrangements for tia
reception Of Immigrant a. Castle Garden very
pletr.
Ner-YOrk Man We do De 10 make stran gers feel
that q ey have come 10 Christian country. As soon
they they furnished with bibles printed IN
English, Welsh French. Danish. swedish. Finn Al,
'aiiiu spa ash, German. DItch, Russian. Bulga'an
hungarian. Bohemian, Polish slavic, Arabic, Greek,
Armenian. Hebrew or Portuguese.
DO they read them
Yes. IN Iced. You see there is nothing else they
AN 10. beng all pennel up like "A hock OF sheep"
But why do you pen them mr.
TO keep them from being robbed. Omaha World.