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manager Of the
Largest Hotel EnternTiSnS

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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

for others would brighten any home, but
choice articles are usually hard to secure.
Mr.. Hutchinson, of Glencoe township,
reached Collyer a little ahead of his
blowing outfit Tuesday afternoon, and
took pleasure in calling attention to the
double plows which were opening the
railroad fre-guards on the north side of
the track. The manufacturer of those
plows ought 10 appreciate such long
drawn-out advertisement as Mr.. H's trip
will make.
Before these items reach their readers,
a party will have been given by the Re-
lief Corps women. It Is to occur at the
hall next Friday evening. The regular
monthly meeting of the Corps Will occur
the next afternoon, Saturday, and spe-
cial meeting has been called for Tuesday
afternoon, May Is, at 2 p. NJ, when it is
expected Mrs. M. r. Wilkins, depart
nent president, of Sabetha, Kansas, will
meet with the Corps.
Further reports of last Thursdays
storm confirm The idea that it came from
two directions An eyewitness states
that the heavy, black clouds in the north
parted, and the storm was driven south
"oio Ny UOtu uOIlu6dSb duu uOIluWGSt
winds, the latter doing the most damage.
Although the rain lasted but fifteen min
rtes, it came down in such sheets that
level ground was covered from one to
two inches, and smaller stock caught out
was, in some cases, chilled to death.
The fury of the storm in this vicinity
was apparently spent near Collyer, Mr..
Norton being the greatest loser. The
wind blew down his barn, chimney and
an out building. Miss Norton endeavor-
ed to lend assistance to her brothers,
who had been blowing, and found The
wind so severe that she was obliged to
crawl back to the house, not being able
70 walk against it. From The appearance
of the draws and all sloping land, it is
evident the water ran toward the creeks
with great velocity. Early Tuesday
morning heavy clouds in the west looked
ominous, but Kansas City was the re-
cipient of their fury, and we were blessed
with the rain. VIC.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
NEW M. T.. CHURCH.
A Pen Picture of An Elegant
Building Which Is to be Erect
ed in Wa-Keeney,

The Methodist Episcopal church of
Wa-Keeney, aided to some extent by a
loan from the foreign board, will builG
the house. The cost will be about $500.
The work is to be begun very soon.
The building is to stand on the north
west corner of block 80; the long dimen-
sion will stand east and west; the fronts
will be north and west. The dimensions
of the building are to be 3Ox5O feet, with
an l. 14x2S feet.
The height Of the building to the comb
of the roof will be about 80 feet; the
height inside to the center of the ceiling,
20 feet; to view the ground from the top
| Of the belfry will require 55-foot look.
The seating capacity of the building
will be for $50 persons.
The specifications call for a stro1 2
building.
There will be 3 entries from tie ous-
side. The doors will open outward. One
of them will be at the southwest corner,
another at The northwest corner, and tbe
other at the northwest corner of The lect-
ure room.
Aside from the main room, will be the
lecture room. This room will be used
for prayer meetings, for the primary de-
partnent of the Sunday school. for bust
ness meetings, etc. The size of Shc lect-
ure room is to be 14x28 feet; it will be
connected with the main room by folding
sash doors; these doors can be folded out
of The way in the event of its being de-
sirable 10 make room for an unusually
large audience.
OF windows. there will be in tie main
front, in the north front, 4 in the south,
and circular ones 10 The various gables.
The gables are to be shingled, and fin-
ished in open ornamental woodwork.
The size of each window will be about
22x9 feet; probably stained glass will be
used.
In the main room, will be two double
rows of seats, and an aisle at each end of
the seats. The seats will probably be
made of hard wood, of various kinds and
colors.
The heating of this fine structure will
be by means of furnaces. It has not
been determined which means will be
employed in generating the heat-furna-
ces or large stoves.
From an examination and explanation
of the plans of this church building, we
have penned our impressions of what it is
to be. The World is glad that Wa
Keeney is looking toward improved ar
chitecture in this direction, and we be-
speak for this enterprise the hearty CO.
operation of the friends of our grand
community.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
Flour! Flour! at Paull's.
Seed corn in the ear at
BURNHAM & MAxWELL'S.

OF all the trifling outfits we have
seen in Wa-Keeney to take money with
out working for it, the darkey who was
here last Monday to get people to throw
eggs at his head seems to take the cake
by odds. He was stout-lookipg fellow,
who could maui rails to good advantage
in timber locality. A World report
er was told that the fellow would sell
two eggs for five cents; he would go off,
perhaps fifty feet, stick his head through
piece of canvas, and let the purchaser
throw the eggs at his head; if his head
got hit, the thrower was given twenty
five cents by the darkey.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
Rose potatoes at Paul's.
Mrs. Benedict and Mrs. Hunter

Mrs. Benedict and Mrs. Hunter
Have things arranged very neatly at
their millinery store. They have a full
line of such goods as are found in stores
of this class. These goods are displayed
to excellent advantage. Ladies' hats
and ribbons, combs and sashes, hand
kerchiefs and fans, as well as profusion
of goods whose general scope every lady
will grasp without further delineation,
are shown so as to attract.
Everything in the ine..of ladies' under
wear and furnishing goods is to be found
here.
1t viii pay to give these ladies' goods
an inspection before purchasing else
where.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
TOWN THRIFT.
Don't the parks glisten, though?

Don't the parks glisten, though?
District Clerk Blair has had comfort
able awning built on the east end of his
residence, with porch to correspond.
Mrs. b. Klee is having a roomy one
story residence-M < "a feet-built on
the east side of Cakes street, just south
of P. II. Lofts house.
Mr.. E. NJ. Murray is building a nice res
idence on his place, in the south part of
the North Addition, and just west of the
Franklin street extension. The building
ing is to be 26x28 feet, with 10-foot
ceiling and half Mansard roof.
The grading-up of Franklin and Wash
ingtoD streets has been begun, with a
force of hands sufficient to insure speedy
results. These streets in the locality of
the railroad are being lifted up out of the
mud, SO, to speak. The change in the
grade is important.
Peter Weber is building large resi-
dence In front of the small house in which
his family have lived for some time. The
location is few lots south of KritchfeId's
residence. We congratulate Mr.fWeber
on his good fortune in being able to
build so good house.
Altogether the biggest thing that has
ever been brought to Wa-Keeney in the
way of glass for building fronts owes its
importation to Close Bros. & Co. In
their new Office building, whose erection
is being overseen by Mr.. j. B. Hogan,
the agent for the company, two massive
window lights stand firm, doing the duty
of ordinary windows or walls of their
surface area. Each of these glasses is
70 by 116 inches, the front door being
between them. The Office is about COM
pleted, and is nice in all its appointments.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
An End to Bone Scraping.

Edward Shepard, Of Harrisburg, Ill,
says: Having received so much benefit
from Electric Bitters, feel it my duty
to let suffering humanity know it. Have
had running sore on my leg for eight
years; my doctors told me I would have
to have the bone scraped or leg amputa-
ted l used, instead, three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and my leg is now
sound and well" Electric Bitters are
sold at fifty cents a bottle and Bucklen's
Anica Salve at 25c per box by Jones 4
Ferris.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
Good Results in Every Case .

d. A. Bradford, wholesale paper
dealer of Chattanooga, Tenn, writes that
he was seriously afflicted with severe
cold that settled on his lungs; had tried
many remedies without benefit. Being
induced to try DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, did SO and was entirely
cured by use of few bottles. Since
which time he has used it In his family
for all coughs and colds with best re-
suits. This is the experience OF thous-
ands whose lives have been saved by this
Wonderful Discovery. Trial bottles free
at Jones & Ferris drug store. s
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

Lost! On the road from Wa-Keeney
to Happy Hollow, Saturday, May l, a
package of dry goods, containing dress
pattern of lawn, and some other articles.
The finder will confer favor and receive
pay for his trouble by leaving the same
at Verbeck's store, Wa-Keeney, or re-
turning it to Mrs. II. G. Moseley, Happy,
Graham county, Kansas.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

VIII pay the highest market price
FOR cane or millett seed.
365 C. M. PAUL..
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

C. F. Mcknight holds commission,
Governor Martin having appointed him
notary public. Nc. claims that this
makes him notorious Republican,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
MONEY TOLOAN.

We have money on hand to loan
on lands at s per cent. interest for
long or short time. Come and see
US. WILSON, MURRAY & Co.
373-tf
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

-Millet seed, large and small, at
G.. NJ. Paull's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

Try those wire doors and win
dow screens at the Wa-Keeney Lum-
Der Cos. 1892
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

-Watsons have the incest stock
Of groceries in the city.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

There will be meeting in Wal
ney on the last Thursday in May 70 or
ganize Baptist church.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

Pop corn 1c. per pound at Kyles.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15
FOR SALE.

The best pair Of horses in town,
wagon and harness, Flying Dutch
man plow, corn cultivator, pony,
cow, and brood sows, also some good
shoats. C. II. PAUL..
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

White seed oats at G. n. Paull's.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

Mrs. 81. Klee is having roomy one
story residence-M K "a feet-built on
the east side of Cakes street, just south
of P. II. Lofts house.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1886-05-15

District Clerk Blair has had comfort
able awning built on the east end of his
residence, with porch to correspond.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
WIT AID WISDOM,


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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
CHANGE Or STRUCTURE.
A Claim That L, Il Entirely Due 10
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a Claim That Ii II Entirely Due 10
Charge 81 Function.
Here. however, ny chief purpose i I,
add IN instance showing. even mo.
clearly. the connection between cfan.t,
If innct On and change of structure.
This instance. allied IN nature to III,
tier. II presented b. tho>. varieties. 81
ratlle. stla-NiI.ctie-. Of dogs. which
having been lioe- hold pft>, and hab l.,
ualiA I'd ol, Sill food. have not been
elilai on TO Use their jaws III tear.n.
and cfnnc!iiag. and have been but
rarely allowed - Use then, in catch:n.
prey and in lighting. No Inference can
he drawn from the sizes OF the Jaw.
themselves. which. in these dogs, have
probably been shortened mainly by Sc
lectson. To get direct proof of the de-
crease Of the muscles concerned i'm
closing the jaws or biting. would require
series Of observations very difficult 10
make Bu, il Is not difficult 10 get in
direct proof OF this decrease by look ng
at the npny structures with which these
muscle. are connected. Examination
of the skulls of sundrv indoor dogs.
contained in the Museum OF the College
of Surgeons, proves the relative small
hess Of snch parts. The only pne-dog's
skull is that ol an individual not per-
fec;ly adalt; and though its traits
are quite t. the point they can
not with safety BE- taken as evil
dence. The skull of a toy-terrier
Ia. much restricted areas Of inser-
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weak zvgomatic arches: and has cN-
tremely small attachments for the mas
setter muscles. Still more significant il
the evidence furnished by the skull Of
King Charles spaniel, which. if we al
low three years to Il generation, and
bear IN mind that the variety must have
existed before Charles the Seconds
reign. we may assume belongs 10 some
thing approaching to the hundredth
generation of these household pets.
TIL. relative breadth between the outel
surfaces Of the zsgonatic arches 5 con-
spieuousis small tine narrownesS of tie
temporal foss;e is also striking; the
zvgomata are very slender: the tempo
raj muscles have left no mark, what
ever. either BY limiting lines or by the
character of the surfaces covered: and
the places OF attachment for the masse-
ter muscles are very fecblv developed.
At the Museum of Natural Ii story.
among skull. 0. dogs there is one which.
though unnamed. is shown BY its small
size and BY its teeth. to have belonged
10 one variety or other Of lap-aogs. and
which has the saiae traits in an equal
decree with tie skull inst described.
Hero, then, we have two II not three
kirds u doc ~h.eh. similarly leading
protected anil ramrerca Ives, show that
ia the coarse of general ons the part.
concerned in c,ench ~ he laws have
dwind!.d Hortel slttcer, in Pvpu'a,
Science .uonia4.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
STEAM YACHT.

VIM. II Cots to /. 10y tho Tn :nry o
Tr yelling In Ones Own Boat.
I.in expenses OF running steam
vac i pend, on a number Of c.rcum-
stances. In tie fist place the cost va
f.es with the 5 ~ If the vessel. A steam
launch forty to iit,y feet lon. requires a
llot, IN IN !. necr and one deck hand.
The wages OF these ought to be $50 a
IL nth Tor the lirst two. and $50 for the
lat. making $l5o a month.
As owners do not usually live on
board Of such craft. there would he no
expense for provis ons. except for the
board Of the men, which nj ght cost
80. Then coal would not cost more
than :s1o. and repairs and sundr cs $50,
making an aggregate of $500 per
month, or Sl,75O for the season of five
months. To tbs must be added the an
nnal reiit OF clothing for the men,
amount ng to say $3.50 more, making a
grand total of 800.
For vessels of the second class there
would be required, in add.ti to the
hands mentioned above, stoker at $40,
a cook ut $40 Tor any higher rate, as the
proprietor might choose), steward at
sJp, two additional deck hands at $50.
Then the pilot and engineer would
have to be Of higher class, requiring
$50 each, and thus raising the monthly
wages TO $3.50. The comn,issariat
would cost at least as much more, the
coal $500, and repairs and sundrics, in
rlni ng the mems un forms, say S54O.
making 800 month. Or $500 for
ne season. To this mus. b. added
100 for laying UP and putting in
nl'n',ason. max rs grand total OF
5000. Outing.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
New Breed of Sheep.

According to recent papers from Vic
toria. a new breed of sheep has been
established by Mr.. Dennis. of Tarwan-
court. near Birregurra. Although this
gentleman had a strong natural predi-
lection for pure Merino sheep to the
highest type, he found that the soil was
too rich and the climate too moist 10
permit pure Merino sheep to be kept in
health. He was. therefore, compelled
to turn his attention to long woods or to
sheep possessing considerable proper
ion OF long-wooled blood. After re-
peated crossing and re-crossing. he
arrived. about four years ago at what
was generally cons dered to DE per-
feet type of wool. This was the result
OF a cross between pure Merlno ram
and selected iive-eighths Lincoln and
three-eighths Merino ewes.-Ucsters
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1886-09-16

MANS RIGHTS.
They We're Gaiian.,y Defended by the
Demo,tiienes Of ~ciloai s.sceuR.

They Were Gaiian.y Defended by the
Demosthenes Of "a school s-scenm.
| recently listened 10 a debate in one
of the school lyceums Of this city upon
the novel and momentous question OF
..womaa suffrage
The debaterupon the .anii-woman
side was doubtless engaged in lis first
effort. aud this fact. together with Il
Sigh, impeachment oil speech an most
original series ri arguments. combined
to produce one OF the funniest and most
unansWerable speeches that | had ever
heard. Here it is. almost in full:
''Ladies and gentlemen, the first
thing to find out is w-w-what man WAS
m-maie for, ana what woman was
made for. God created Adam first
and put him in the garden OF Eden.
T-then lie made Eve. and p-put her
there. too. Ii lie ha int c-c-ereatcd
Eve there never would have been all
the s-s-sin there is now in this w-worli.
Ii He huin made Eve she never would
have p-p-pick d the apple and eaten il.
N-n-no, she never would have picked il
and g-giyen i. to Adam to eat. Paul
n his erst!es says w-w-women should
k-k-aeep still. And besides. Ladies
and gentlemen, women couldn't fill the
offices. | d-d-aefy any one to p-poin
OUT q woman in tits city or c-e-counr
that could b sheriff Would womb
t-tnrn OH; in the dead OF nj hit 70 track
and arrest m-m-mura FRA | say
a-Ha. Tn 10 orc ste waH'i eia' G
Il y
ri applause and Taught the gallant
defender of mans rights sr,nmphantiy
took lis seat.-AaYers AayG.sne