The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1886-05-06
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cent pieces.
Evcn tramp can accuinulaie
real estate.
Those who never drink water
are nov called lugwumPs.
The only man who has the pfesi-
dcnsis car--Mr. Cleveland.
lhn't argue with fool. or the.
lista VII say there a pair ofyou.
a good name. like good will. is
gained by many actions and lost BY
one.
II il not considered necessary in
society TO return a bill collectors
call.
Work to to-day, for yon know
not how much you may be hindered
to-mofow.
No matter how hard the dudes try
TO got tight, they can not get as
high 40 their collar.
When the poet sang Of something
tina, was strong without hands,' he
probably referred to butter.
Soloman had lots Of wisdom, but
be didn't know anything about the
convenience Of hip pocket
The Boston girl never says: 1t is
raining pitchforks. She says il is
raining agricultural implements.
The orator at the political meet
ing may do the most talking, but it
is the mon that cry. hipl hipl who
IVA nttiuing flock Of noisy,
chattering bfackbirds, said, "Mam-
ma, guess they're having a sewing
'ciety."
--You always feel surprised when
You see shooting star, do You nott
That is because you did not know
the was loaded.
ftis.said tina. vigorous motion
Of sho Jaws will cure nose bleed
No wonder the women folks arc
seldom troubled with that com
plant.
What does boycotting meanf in.
quirea = teacher Of a risky yougster
The Little fellow, remembering al
unfortunate excursion to the pantry,
replied; A bad licking.
lit was lately discovered that q
Nevada lady had four large snakes
in her stomach. Nevada shoult
be showed along toward Kentucky
Tho whisky is better there.
-Spoodle was saying that wher
he was abroad he was presented a
court The deuce you wercl ex
claimed Fogg. How did it hap
penn How much did they fin,
yonY
Before Boston goes entirely crazy
over her female BARRIERS she ough
to pause little between beans ant
ruminatc upon the trouble Sampson
got into by letting woman cut hi
hair.
A Chicago landlord shot one 0
his boarders for joking about hi
butter. His Interference, was unnec
essary. II is said that the butte
was strong enough to take its owl
part. tl1t
And now, my dear brethren, wha
shall ! say more9 Numbered tn
long winded minister. Amenl cam
in sepulchral tones from the absent
minded deacon In the back Of tn
church.
That every good Christian
must sleep in his armor is proven
a. old as true goodness, but tn
man who goes to bed with his boot
on IN strange hotel becomes a
once an object Of grave suspicious
--Roy's grandpa to frankie (agc
five)--Frankie, Roy's grandpa was
little boy like you once. Frank
My grandpa wasn't never littl
boy, / know. Coz l was to hi
house great while ago and b
wasn't then.
What's your businessY asked tn
Judge Of prisoner at the ba
Well, s'posc you might call me
locksmith. When did you wor
last at your trader Last night whe
| heard call for the police | mad
bolt for the door.
A certain little threc-year-ol
likes very much to 90 to churcl
aud especially enjoys the singinl
One day. the choir sang, Rock
ages, cleit for me, and after she &
home, the little one was singinI
very seriously: Rock the babie
kept for me.
Little Willie refused to put Z
his shoes the other morning, 81
when his mother urged him TO do .
be sid with an eager expression
his face: Mamma, did you not 4
Y me that God was everywhere Ye
l Wen. II he Ii everywhere, he mu
be IN M shoe, and ] don't want
step on him.
-.ynnic was six years old, ~
was going 10 school with : sist
nine. One afternoon, when u
school was near its close, her unc
came by and propcsed to car
them home. The elder girl Was at y
head az the class. and would n