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The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
LOWEIL-HAWTHDINE,

The interview held by Julian Haw-
thorne with Mr.. James Russell Lowell
and printed in the New York World of
Sunday last, relative to England, Eng.
lishmen and English affairs, has been
pronounced by Mr.. Lowell "carica.
ture OF his opinions" and therefore
loses all further interest to the reading
public.
That the two gentlemen had n conver
sation, both admit, and it is quite
probable that the late minister to st.
James unbosomed himself with more
than his usual freedom. forgetting for
the nonce that the son of his old friend
was likewise the staff correspondent,
or some other awful thing, on New
York daily. But what was really said
upon the occasion remains profound
secret.
Mr.. Lowell states that in some
cases Mr.. Hawthorne made him say
precisely the reverse of what he did
say and the reverse of what is the
truth. Mr.. Hawthorne rejoins in his
card that he knows Mr.. Lowell to be
incapable of misrepresentation and
that If he (Hawthorne) has been
guilty of inaccuracies, he is sorry
for II.
Mr., Lowell was not aware that the
son Of his old friend was "interview-
ing" him. otherwise he would have re-
NAMED dumb. Mr.. Hawthorne can
not comprehend how there could have
been any misunderstanding on the sub
ject; he had no doubt that Mr.. Lowell
knew he was interviewing him for the
World.
ow should he have known 1t, except
by intuition, or unless he was so told
by Mr.. Hawthorne, which 1t appears
he was not Mr.. Lowell doesn't know
so much about newspapers, intuitively
as does good DR.. Holmes, or he woulC
have surmised conspirator in the sor
of his old friend the moment Hawthorne
drew his note book on him; but it does
not appear that Mr.. Hawthorne once
mentioned the object of his visit or tha
Mr.. Lowell suspected it.
The disagreeable inference is tha
Mr.. Hawthorne, as the son Of Mr.
Lowell's old and intimate friend, sough
and obtained q confidential access t
Mr.. Lowell's opinions, which woulC
have been peremptorily denied had h'
revealed himself in his real characte
Of newspaper correspondent. i
capable of an oifense like this, To-
which, considering the relations exist
ing between the Lowell and Hawthorne
families, we can conceive of no pallia
lion, Mr.. Hawthorne can certainly no
complain If he is made to smart Their
are some breaches Of confidence tha
are worse than breaches of veracity.
II is to be regretted that an occasion
which presented so rare and valu
able an opportunity for obtaining thu
views of Mr., Lowell upon matters will
which he Is known to be peculiarly
conversant, should have been so disas
trously misimproved or perverted. Mr.
Hawthorne may be "more than sorry
that Mr.. Lowell should think he could
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A sportsman's just Complaint.


EDITOR CRITIC; l noticed in your issue
yesterday an article about hunting and the
violation of the game laws by the pot-hun-
tiers who slaughter the waterfowl ON the
Potomac by the score. Old-time sportsmen
agree with you that these pirates should be
suppressed, At the same time there is
another class of pirates to whom you should
call attention. / mean the pot-hshermen.
1t is against the law at this season to take
fish from the river with traps. But there
are pot-ilsbermen who are daily violating 1t.
! have frequently Of late seen off Robbins
Point, while hunting duck In the gray dawn,
party Of men at work at traps, and two or
three times l have approached them. They
concealed each time as best they could
what they were about, and told me that
they, too, were out for ducks. But they had
no guns and 1t was evident what they really
were there for Rob AND GUN.
WASHINGTON, october 20.
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nssNOTICE OF EXTENSION or
kSS MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE.
OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS
otfltE VI TIE NOM
or THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA,

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Oct. lj, 1886.
Deeming it conducive TO the public inter
ests to open highway from the intersection
ol Boundary aud Twenty second streets apd
Massachusetts avenue, In northwestwardly
direction, TO and across Rock Creek, through
the lands of the heirs of Thomas II. Lovett,
Evan Lyons, Gardner q. Hubbard, John w.
Thompson and others, the Commissioners of
the District of Columbia have had said route
duly surveyed and II plat thereof prepared
and filed In this Office.
In compliance with the requirements of
law, notice is hereby given of the proposed
opening of tue highway rs aforesaid, and all
persons who have objection 10 present are
directed to attend at the office Of the Com
day of November prox., at which time the
Commissioners will give hearing to all persons
in interest.
BY order of the Commissioners of the Dis.
trict of Columbia
WILLIAM TINDALL,
Spprptary.
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webster Mna OF.

81 see, James," remarked New Jersey
grocer, as he was looking over his books
the other day, "that you constantly leave
the III out OF shugar."
"Certainly, sir; that's according to Web
ster.n
"Webster Webster Young man, pve
been IN this business for twenty-eight years,
and don't propose at this late day TO let no
Webster come around aud dictate to me.
Put in the ii, sir, and don't you leave a
single 80 out Of sinnamon II you wish to
keep your place here. ."-Wall Street News.
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REAL ESTATE.

EOH SALE-The North Washington
II Real Estate Company have large and
choice line of improved and unimproved prop
erty for sale, offering rare chances for invest
ment. Parties desiring TO purchase or having
land for sale in the north or northeast sec
tion of the city will find II TO their advantage
to do so through this company, which gives
lis whole attention and energy TO the develop
ment of that part OF the city. This company
has seventy thousand feet In ono tract ON New
Hampshire ave. at bargain for Investment.
Also, 100000 acres OF Improved farm lands
IN Virginia for sale or exchange. $40 Il st W.
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\ Family OuaiSe.

Young Man-llark, darling! Wasn't that
a shock of earthquake?
Young Woman (isteniug)-No, goosey;
that's only pa snoring in the third story.
Young Man-But, | say, look there; that
picture has just been shaken from the
wall.
Young Woman-IT'm! | guess ma must
be snoring too- Judge.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

AT the convention of the Woman's s
Christian Temperance Union, which
closed its session at Minneapolis yes
terday, lady was introduced as the
"Daniel Webster of the temperance
cause" This is all right If reference
alone to Mr.. Websters S cloquence is iu-
tended; otherwise, 1t is not wholly in
keeping with certain we'll. preserved
traditions about the Godlike Daniel $
libatioDs to Bacchus, as 1t were.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
NEW BOOKS RECEIVED.

From Robert Beal:
"The Book of Entrees,n by Thomas j.
Murrey, author OF "Fifty Soups" "Fifty
Salads, "Breakfast Dainties," &c. New
York: White, Stokes & Allen.
sour Arctic Province; Alaska and the
Seal Islands, by Henry W. Elliott of the
Smithsonian Institution, illustrated with
many drawings from nature ana maps. New
York; Charles Scribner's Sons,
From Brentano Bros;
"The Evolution Of the Snob," by Thomas
Sergeant Perry. Boston, Ticknor & Co.
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w ANTED-A White Girl to Cook.
w wash and iron; good wages. Call at
1915 29th st n W.
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FOR SALE-HOuSES.

DOR SALE-Very Comfortable Six
IL room frame cottage, at Hyattsville, Md;
near station; fruit trees and good well of
e water; ~ lot Sau, Is e9xIsq 80 feet; price SsOV'
EOR SALE-Nice Two-StOry Brick
II dwelling, 0 rooms and bathroom; all
mod imps; on X st; price S2,3bo; easy terms.
TYLER & RUTHERFORD, l226 Il st n W.
EOR SALE-Sheridan ave, Mount
Il Pleasant, new 2'story frame dwelling, s
rooms; lot 4GXl00; price S3,350. TYLER ~
RUTHERFORD, 1875 Il st II W.
DOR SALE-Chsap--A 1O-Room b
II story brick house, all mod imps; 90 ft
front; lot running back to paved alley;
situated northwest. Address 1135 j ave n
W. city,
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Not in n walking Mood.

"Oconomowoc,n yelled the brakeman.
"OConnor may walk, may he !" ex-
claimed an lrlshman at the other end OF the
car, "An' faith, II yez maue me, you'll
have a foine time maxim O'Connor walk
whin he's paid s. for this bit o. pasteboard." 4"
list. Paul Herald.
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have intended to deceive him." but
this doesn't mend the matter. II is the
public which is still more deceived, ana
1t is deception for which 10 rcparalion
suggests itself, excepting that possibly
Mr.. Lowell, for his own vindlcation,
may conclude to 90 over the same
ground covered by the interview aud
give us the true version of what passed
between himself and the cnterprlsing,
but degenerate and unlilial, son ofshis
old friend.
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.7ss1FIRsT PAYMENT DUE ON THE
BS 18TH ISSUE.
EQUITABLE
COOPERATIVE BUILDING ASSOCIATION.
ASSETS, s7o1, ,25O.GO.

stock is due IN November, 1886, aud can be
paid and shares subscribed daily from $40 n.
m. to $50 p. m, at the Office of the Associa-
tion, 917 street. or at the monthly meeting
November ., 1886, p, M, at National Rifles
Armory.
Pamphlets explaining the object aud ad-
vantages of the association furnished upon
application.
THOMAS soMERVILLE, President.
JNO. JOY EDISON, Secretary.
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FOR RENT-..HOUSES.

EOR RENT-1371 boundary st II q,
Il 2.story brick dwelling, 3 rooms, 80
SWORMSTEDT & BRADLEY. g91 Il st n W.
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Mr.. Blaine is almost as big thing il
Pennsylvania as the Bartholdi Statue is Ii
New York.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

Next to wedding cake the best thing TO
produce dreams of a startling nature is the
Dutch herring salad,
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WANIED...H0uSES.

w AETED-A Furnished House in an
w accessible part of the city; not over $50;
Sor9 rooms, Address MRS, u. A. NJ, Critic
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INSTITUTE,
~ ZEEWZET/dW

BUSINESS COLLEGE, COR. NINTH AND D
streets northwest. A practical business edu-
cation that qualities young men and women
TO support themselves and successfully per
form The active duties OF life Thorough in
struction given in Rapid Writing, the English
Language, Correspondence, Rapid Calcula-
tions. Bookkeeping, Business Practice, Com
mcrcial Law, Political Economy, Stonography
and Type Writing. Regular day and evening
sessions resumed WEDNESDAY, SEPTEM
BER /, at . a. m. and p. m. Office open for ar.
rnngements by the year or quartcr on and
after MONDAY, AUGUST %, A full corps of
teachers. Tuition fees, day sessions Regular
business course one year, go. payable $40 on
entering and balance in monthly installments
of $40 each; year scholarship, in full on
entering, $50; tuition per quarter of ten
weeks, SEQ paid on entering. Night ses.
sions--Year scholarship, $50 on entering; 3
months, SIS, payable 80 on entering and bal
ance in monthly installments of So each, or
SIC In full on entering. illustrated Circular
sent free on application.
HENRY c. SPENCER. Principal.
MRS. SARA A. SPENCER, Nlce.Principal.
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Mr.. ROOSEVELT is quite as apt at
mathematics as the rest of the political
figurers in New York. According to
his calculations, Mr. Hewitt will get
only 10000 votes, George $4,000, and
himself 90. 900.
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LOST AND FOUND.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNes ~ NNFNN[S'
I OsT-Friday Morning, October 30,
~ either In b. and u. X. r. depot, or on II
st II W, TO Tenth 81, TO Lewis johnson 4 Co. 3
bank, two new twenty-dollar bills. Finder
can keep one If he will return the other to
Sunday Gazette office, O35 ID st n W.
4 OST OR STOLEN-A Liver-Colored d
IL double.nosed English setter gyp; tag
No. 454s; liberal reward. Return to II, r..
FLETCHER 73i 18th st n W.
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THE Bank Of New York is the oldest
bank in the State, and Charles L. Bill, its
senior director, is the Oldest bank director
in the city. He is now SO, and takes as
active an interest in the bank as he did so
wears auO.
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WANTED HELp.--FEMAlE:.

Adgerttsements OF TAree Lines Under tbs h
Inserted three times for rs cents.
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MONEY TOLOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN on Real Estate.
NI Prompt attention to all applications.
SWORMSTEDT & BRADLEY, 097 Il st.
Mooney to Invest In Real Estate and
w to loan on real estate security. JOS.
G. q. KENNEDY, T2O 10Th st,
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At one time in his earlier days, Major
Stofah was a most active and faithful mem
Der Of the church militant, but In later
years he has fallen from grace. The other
evening the usual after,dinner talk was in
progress, when the Major casually referred
TO his church experience.
"You don't mean to say you ever be-
longed to the church ?" said Sprague, In
credulously.
"of course I do,n he responded, emphat-
cally.
81 can hardly believe it," persisted the
doubling sprague, in tone which "rledn
the Major.
I'll, man." he broke out "I used to be
the most Jealous member of the --n
II he said any more nobody could hear
it, for the crowd roared, and the Major got
red in the face, and then got mad because
nobody would tell him where the laugh
came in.
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Il ERNAN's Washington Theatre.

Reduction in Prices a Great Success.
MATINEES TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS AND
SATURDAYS.
CHEAP PRICES.
10 and 25c 10 and &c. 10and CSC. 10and ESQ
Mammoth Show, at Prices to Suit All.
INTERNATIONAL STAR SPECIALITY CO.,
Headed by the Great Sensation,
5-PANANNILLlS-5
In their Famous Act, MUSICAL PAYERS.
MAUDE BEVERLY, the Queen of Burlesque.
2i-STAR ARTISTS-2I
In q bill of rare excellence.
NIGHT PRICES-15, 25 and SOC. No higher.
Next week-Reilly and Woods Big Show.
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BOARDING..

BOARDING - The Auburn House,
ID corner Pennsylvania avenue and Twcn-
ty-second street; refurnished and reopenel;
new auspices; permanent, transient and table
hoard,
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COUNTRY PROPERTY.

TOR RENT-Farm, 20 Acres, at NIT.
IL Pleasant; plenty of pure spring water;
easy of access; suitable for dairy or truck
farm, Inquire at IlENDERSHoTT'S drug
store faith and L sts.
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Mr.. Albion w. Tourgee has invented
some sort Of steel and brass harness,
which, he says, will make him rich. We
hope 1t will not prove ga FOOLS Errand.n
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livery FRIDAY.

Nearly, we mako Boysthe subject Of our ad-
vcrtiscmonts. WhyY Because Saturday Is
the only day In the week be can devote to
shopping School occupies his attention the
remainder of the week; that IL. II he be
good boy and expects to be Prosidcnt OF the
United States; and what boy docs not 2 Woll,
we are ready for all inchoate presidents,
whether he be u
2-Year-0ld or q l6- Year-Old,
Kilt Suits occupied large space in our a1.
yertisemeut last week, and suits for the small
boys, IN general We wish you to Keep In
mind that the
Big Boys,
Too. ill large space in our estimation. The
suits for biz boys take a great deal more
goods than they once did, for they are now
made so large that they will 1T small men.
These we sell as low as
$500.
II is true that they are not 50 good as the $40
ones, but no house can sell you better for
that price.
Our $7 Suits
Are the next higher grades for boys from IL
II years old, and then we 90 one peg higher to
H8.UU,
We prefer to sell you good articles if you will
let us. Certainly good Is u relative quality.
as well az its Comparatives, good, better, best,
but what we call good would stand tUr OCst
in the standard of some dealers.
For $40
We con furnish you such values in suits for
the big boys that intelligent comparison
would at once see are without rival. About
this price are some Plaid suits that we regard
ps worth Sl5, and we can say this without
blushing,
FALL OVERCOAT5
FOR BOYS
OF ALL AGES.
Ffces of Boys Ovcrcoats,
I9 TO Il years,
s., SO, 81, IS, 81, $40 TO $50.
Prices are 10 indication Of valuc-Sj or 500
they are equally cheap.
OVERCOATS for the Smallest Boys. An
unriyallCd Assortment
Open Until II Tomorrow Evening.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
PERSONAL.
I,LAyroN rArr. as 1nth sd. n. w.

CLAyTON CAFE, 5iS 10th st. ~. W.,
~ near u st, date forsyth Cafc).
our 10 and 25c breakfast scryoi from b:Bo
n. IN. to II n, m, Dinner lem to z y. m. sun
day, p.. m. The best In the market only
used and cooked properly. All we ask Is u
call TO be convinced of the above.
Bill of fare Saturday October30.
BREAKFAST.
Bcefsteak with or without onions, veal
chops, liver and bacon, lamb, pork chops,
sausage, eggs. fsh-codGsh cakos.
With any of the above articles you are on
titled TO hot and cold breads, butter, potl-
toes, fruit or sauce, with coffee. tea or milk
DINNER
Soups-Vcgetable and OK tail.
Meats-Corned beef, slowed kidney, roast
beef.
Negetablos-Potatoes spinach, tomatoes
cabbage, sweet potatoes potato salad,
Desserts-Applc, peach, cranberry and
custard pie, cottage pudding, coffee, tea OF
milk.
We serve nothing but first class articles
the best coffee to be had In the city, made In
a French Drip Glass.Linod Urn.
j. II. O'BRIEN, Manager
MRS. f, L, CLAYTON, Proprietress
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n~ySoDR. j. A. MCLEAN, Dentist, Has
kS removed Office and residence
to 1905 l. 81 wv.
Firstcass work at moderate prices. Gold
and Amalgam filling. Artificial Crowns por.
mane2tly attached to roots. God-llned Rub
Der plates; satisfaction guaranteed. Gentle
treatment assured.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
SPECIAL NOTICES.

e@sevIRGINIA DEMOCRATIC AS
k-S ISOLATION Rooms, 40 10th st II W,
will bo open from ~ m. to 9p. IN. every d ~
to arrange transportation for voters.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

SAYS TIM CAMPBELL of the Eighth
New York district; "Ye see, me and
the President has always been good
friends, | was Senator and he was
Governor, and when he went to Wash
ington / couldn't keep away, and |
went, too" jess so. All great men
naturally gravitate in this direction.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
GENERAL AND CRIriCULAR.

EpitNph on an editor-ITere lies one who
never lied before.
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The Cincinnati Enquirer says it would
take Bob Ingersoll's chances for heaven.
What, rob poor man?
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
uARRIs' BIJoU THEATRE.
TIME MUSEUM,

4 llME MUSEUM,
~ Tho Popular Resort OF tho People.
Engagement Extraordinary. Change OF Bill
Nightly. THE LEO MO BROTHERS, with
their Great Acting Dogs. Friday aftern and
night, Mays Devotion Saturday aftern
and nigl {. by special request, "Back From
the Dead" Admission to all only ten cts.
Next week-The great play, Escaped
from Sing Sing.n
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

She was q young woman In Washington
for the season, and was very fond OF mar
rating her conquests and speaking OF her
powers over men.
He was bachelor with heart OF stone
and cheek of cast iron.
They were talking of love and matrim ony
and cognate subjects.
"Ive been engaged six weeks, Mr.. ~"
she said, with refreshing candor, In view of
the fact that the announcement had ap-
peared In the society news the next day
after the proposal.
"Ahtn he said with rosebud smile
wreathed around an Interrogation point.
"now charming"
"Delightful, Mr.. X,,n she continued,
radiantly. "He was an old friend OF our
family, and he was so persistent. How long
do you think kept the poor, dear fellow
waiting for his answer" and she giggled q
real swell giggle
"Um-um-," he cogitated, as IL calcula-
ting an equation of time between a sun-dlal
and n Waterbury watch, "Um-well |
should say about minute and half, posi-
| bly, two minutes"
There was an abrupt termination to the
| conversation, and the brute was left alone
| In the alcoyc where they had been talking.
| There is more Liberty on Bedloe's Island
than anywhere else in the known world.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

"sufferer" sends In the following
"Into each life some rain must fall;''
So writes poet void Of glee,
But why should one man catch II all,
And that one man be none but me Z?
Why should groan while others laugh?
And why should grief make me Its test
/ should be satisfied with half,
If mOther-in-law were with the blest.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty,
but Mr.. Bartholdi can't pay his board with
IT,
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

Why don't somebody marry Miss Cleve-
land and keep her quietY-[Philadelphia
Call.
What are you talking about, anyhow
Didn't you ever hear a married woman?
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
HOUSES FOR RENT.

LOANS.
In sums 10 suit at o per cent.
Tho above Is only a small portion or prop
erty on my books. For full list call at office
for bulletins issued on 1st and 18th.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

SOME one asked Hon. Dan Lock
wood, L. S. District Attorney at Bur.
falo, If he were going to subject his
appointees to civil service eXamina-
tion, and he replied Not much.
There's going to be no civilservice
nonsense about my Office" Treason,
Treasonl And brand new appointee,
tool Already it has cast a gloom over
the entire Administration.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
yTOR RENT
THE NEW POST BUILDING.
Studios, Offices and Lodge or Society Rooms

Studios, Offices and Lodge or Society Rooms.
There are yet vacant in the new Post Build
ing some well-lighted rooms suitable for
lodges and societies; also several well-lghted
rooms, eligible for artists studios; also two
rooms fitted for light manufacturing, with or
without steam power; Otis elevator runs day
and night. Apply at POST COUNTING ROOM
EOR RENT-Nicely Finished Com
II municating rooms In 1924 New York
ave. all mod imps; water, gas and bath
rooms; elevators run from 1880 IN to II IN.
Apply at ROOM z, 1924.
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eSs@DENTAL INFIRMARY

NATIONAL UNIVERSITY.
Corner Eighth and K SITS. n. W. Entrance,
$50 Eighth st. n. W.
Open from 2 TO y. N. daily, except sun
days. Extracting free. Filling and plate
work at cost of material Dentistry IN all
branches practiced under the supervision of
the Professor of Operative Dentistry. Gas
administered.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

M "TAETED-For u Young Married
w couple, a house on Capitol llill; rent
$50, or not TO exceed Sg5. Address CAPITOL
Critic Office.
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WANTED--.RO0MS.

w ANTED-By Gentleman aud wire,
w furnished rooms for iight housokgcp.
ing. or pleasant room and board, bet 81 AMI
18th st, south of " ST. Address ROOMS,
critic office.
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WT TANTED-T TO Purchase House worth
w from SlOO0 TO s7O 600. owners only ad-
dress, giving location aud price, l., NJ. H., 507
4th 81 n w.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

The Washington correspondent of
the Comicr-JoUrBal, referring to Dr.
Sunderlands recent letter, says; "Tf
the reioinder Is not tart there is no use
in trying TO interpret the force and ef-
feet of the English language. He has
been set down as Republican, but he
gives in his adhesion to one old, we'll
authenticated Jeflersonian principle
church and State must be kept forever
senarate.N
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
FOR SALE---LOTS.

NOR SALE-Nacant Lot on u st. Be-
A tween l2th and 18th SITS n W, on easy
terms. Inquire at 2O32 12tli stnw W.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29
FOR SALE AND RENT.
ID NAJ ESTATE BULLETIN

THoS. e. wAGGAAiAN, 917 F street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays
TUREE-STORY BRICK AND FRAME
HOIrSES EOR SALE.
The Washington critic., 1886-10-29

There is more Liberty on Bedloe's Island
than anywhere else In the known world.