Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1886-12-29
CRIsP AND CASUAL

DANGEROUS character money or
your life! :
Authos-Here lt Is; bound in oaIf--
one dollar and half. Written by my
self.-Tsras S5ftiRgs.
so you think Friday is an snlucky
day, do you, Edith7" Eyes, Indeed, /
do, ma'am.n "Apd why do Won think
il Ia unIueky?" "Wel, yoa see. ne
always have Dish on FRIDAY, and lost
Abominaie fish. - YoHkers Statesman.
Logical ssqueDcs-Dawdls says that
cheap lawyers are always called mister
and nsver ciepi6ed as esCuires, for this
reason: A mist is q little fog, and q
little fog ia petty fog, hence, q mist ia
petty fog and . mister is Q pettyfoQ
ger. Q. Z. ID. Send for ohart.-LOsoeu
Citizen.
4 man from Michigan went down to
Springfield, o.. and offered TO start Q
bank II the eitizsns veuld give him q
brick bnilding and $4,000 In cash.
We are happy 10 add that his offer was
not accepted. We ,nn0t afford TO lose
euoh an enterprisiuR, liberal hearted
man As that Detroit Free Press.
The agent Of q chemical ere extin-
day evening. After exhibiting his pump
and twice putting out large bonfire, be
called for al attempt with water. A
paiIfuI was skillfuily thrown and tht
record Of the chemical machine wa
beaten some seconds. --L<iCisfoR Journal.
A Buffalo lady on returning home
after an evening out, found her newly.
acquired "help" With another, and two
younR fellows In the paFlor, one Of the
latter drumming away az the piano.
Next morning she Informed the domes.
tie that the inoident must not Be 70
peeted. The reply was; II want yeu 70
know that have friends that can plag
that piano Just 90 we'll as you can, and
after this you can do inst as you like
With L." Saying this she hounced up
stairs. packed her clothes and left the
hoase.
AZ the funeral Of Q wealthy New York
81, recently, reporter was elbowing bic
var with as little e0mmotion az possible
among the well dressed mouFnefs, WOO
packed the wide balls and spacious
drawing rooms. Aooosting q ine lsok
ing man, fAultlessly dressed, vac was
standing near the door, the reporter in
quired for his name 10 add 20 his well
hlled list. He vas electrified when the
gentleman replied; guess vou don't
want my name. young Teller; Pn iust
oommeB cop Watching the hats aad
brio brad. "-Ncls York Tribune.
dung a stor into the air,
Where Il might fail did net care;
Forwho is ues tempted sometimes. TO Try;
HoS far be can maks pebble hy1
l hreathed cures into the air.
And thooeht that none would hear me
swear;
For vhe caa hear through two brick
WALTZ
Two Gays latsF, nearly dead,
found . tramp With q broken head;
Aud heard the oath repeated With elee
By my youneess child. q girl Of three.
-Dssroif FIRES Press.
81 wish yea we're good and helpfal
around the house like Mrs. Jones' bus
band" said Ara Saith. THAT drunk
go fellow. Jones p sYes, that drunken
fellow Jones'. He's kind 70 bis wife.
aoyhow, 80 be IL. he helps her on wash
days svsr 90 nnoh." "Oh, be doss.
does be ?" Yes, be does. does he ?
The ether day Mrs. Jones was telling
me thai he didn't have any money 10
get 9 DRINK With and BE- toox some Of
tue clothes and pat them In coax, aud
that'a more than you'd ever do for me,
% 10 H." And Smith lost sal and
ned.--KveAaAf Trassller.
"Oh. taller, pFsss my salt today
TIE young man cried N sorrow;
''Becaase NJ Girl expects that
VIII press my autt tomorroUs"
These clothes wear are lhin and ed,
And scarcely worth q hooter,
And such Q saiteE ~ am
rm sure woaid never suit her.
s,Of eoarss," ths tailor said With .elss.
To ese tbs ye1no man's sorr0w;
my lawyer has your las1 years bills;
He'll press the salt teuorrow.1
-Washinstes cVifte.
stage nanaesF-Ths trap 10 all right,
bat hos are - 70 Rst TIE devil up
tAranQh ias
Mia deWryt E-Oh. trothsF Tom will
raiss him. Hes bad no end Of such sx-
peFieneas-Td Bsfs.
Bob Sandersau loaned - his pony 10
ride hose 70 einnsF ooe day iast vesk.
We iopsa him the whole gag; wish -
ouned thai Sized -TsrHs kxeA1ses.
Tue time has sone whsn Minneapo-
lie csn justly lay elaim 10 tho uams Of
tie e Modern AthenaN whscn, for tue
isck of = xorthy rival In aria has al
wave before ben gfven 10 B1ston.--
kiasesposss Trs1sas.
Twvr~.vznx -WAnn 90 eouua a anaa.