Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-08-20
FUN

FUN.
ALL tale w0rk-the novelisrI
ALL head work-the phrs,]
CAIN is supposed to bar.
first striker.
ARE you a Knight Of T.,
am do you believe in ss
"of course l believe in orn;aa
baseball player. Nemmas
pendent
TT is necessary to try 10
oneself always" says a wr;tor y
man who is in the habit Of gett;;,
who achieves the greatest sa1
this direction.-Boston Co,,r9s1
NEVER Judge a doctor. BY
clothes he wears. He will nro,
able to supply as much bus;ns'1
undertaken as if he was ua,,
and rode around in a swell 10,
Fall Riuer Aduance.
"How TO Act in a Cyclone
heading of a newspaper art;,,
neighbors can act just as thew j
when q cyclone strikes the town
shall act just as if we were COIN
~cellar.--EsteNine Bell.
WHAT do you do when YOU h,
stroll into a saloon and find J
man there?" asked q Galyestol
another. when I go into
and find the old man there, 7 Id
the top of the screen and STAY
until he goes away."-Teras n
The managing editor looked
applicant sadly, for he was an
young man. II am sorry" he
last, "but there is really nj
vacant that would pay you any
49," said the applicant, hopefd
don't expect a salary. ] am wi
work on shears" And then I'll
ager knew that he had turned n
leading American humorist. -Bl
Eagle.
They were looking at the |
Niagara. After o speeches
she broke the silence. "Isn't ii
Fred?" "Yaas, Sawah! Very
what does it remind you Of, |
dear?" "Wemind me of.
Why, a-a-a-a-wawt, ye know. :"
Freddie? You horrid thing. |
such a grand, majestic scene as
mind you Of a wart?" "Why
it's becawse-becawse-it, it grd
fellah, doncher ?"-Tonl,
zette.
oRTHoGRAPHICAL PECUL1ARr
Lost His JOB.
A youth who was teaching the dun
To read and to write and to suMb,
Fell into disgrace
And lost q good place.
By being too fond of his rumb.
A Worthy Girl Gets It.
A charming young lady named BAY
By every one loved and admayard.
Put in q petition
And got the position
From which the young fellow was
Drastic Measures.
A dentist exploded q bomb !
In a tooth that he couldn't make
With his forceps, but Oh,
1t was wrong to do so,
For it shattered the poor patients
Boston Courier.
To WRITE lightly, think def
write heavily-don't think at al
man who with a desperate mentl
vaguely remembers some old i
pressed in academic groves whd
lime cranks moped in learned
and who, puts it on paper in SUD
ward and confused expression
source is almost hidden, fancies|
has accomplished a great worE
the editor Of the magazine,
it is badly written with a ql
which has an impeachment in its
decides that the article Isl maste
Freshness and clearness Of style,
and originality of thought a7s
ing with the editor whose feet
the muddy streets Of the pres
whose nose is thrust between the
of q mouldy manuscript Of the
The country newspaper of Arka
not run by this kind Of an edito
casts no eye on the past; he !
the future, to tomorrow when
Abner Boyle shall come in with
eggs and a peck of new pota
A1'hansaac 11'aveley.
TERRA INCOGNIT.A.
Prof. Graun, of the Berlin Gee
ical Society, estimates that, 0pI
the polar regions, on area Of al
800, 600 square miles is still geo
ically a terra incognita. Euro
hoo~ 4l11, 1,,ra1 all