Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-03-17
BRIGHT BITS.

OFF de wedder grows much worse and de
work harder all de time,' said an Alabama
e0iored man, ''dls nIgger will have call to
preach. "-LVaR Item.
WIFE-Now / believe this is true. This
paper says that a woman husbands her re-
sources when she rifles the rockets OF her lord
and master at er he has retired.
Husband lgrowling)-Yes, and she sauces
her husband when b. blows her up for steal
tng--Nsa0 Korb JearaG5. a9i~Jqe
DhSRE TABLE: Little Minie ito her father,
VINO mas given her the smallest piece OF PIE on
the plate)-Papa, why is my piece of pie like
EurOpeg
PePa, thoughtfully-Ido don't know; why isit?
Mlpie-Because it is the smallest of the
grand divisions Fechdage
"LA PoLITEssE DU CGUR." Mamma latter
municipalities, dear, let US hear your new
song.
Alice-rm afraid of disturbing DR.. Schmidt,
mamma.
Herr Schmidt (waking upl-Ach! do not
mind me. will take myself away from re
room!- Punch.
NEW OFFICIAL-''Can anybody tell me
what game Constable is.' asked the Obtu-
airy ditOr. Il see thev have an official by
that title in Rochester, n. Y"
That must be the officer who has to be seen
by the gam blers desiring police protection
responded thesnake editor ittsbur0 Chron-
icJe- TelfgrdDh.
OLD MRS. BEETLY-"Do you know what's
become of young George Sampson, who usel
70 spree II SO much last summer"
Old Mrs. Browser-'l hear he went West
an has become confirmed teetotaler."
pld Mrs. Bently-"Oh, dear, is 1t possible?
An he : as sech likely young man, too. Ii
beats all what peoplell do when they once
gets taste for rum. "-Nslo York Times.
DUNLEY had escorted the landlady's daugh-
ter to the opera and after the first act she SAID
in her girlish, insinUating way:
'Woaldn'L you like 60 step out and get Ii
IL INn4nn lao
NO. l think not" replied Dumley, whose
operate experience is somewhat limited. "If
man can't escort lady to the theatre with
out gong out between the acts, he should
either stay at home or go alone. "-ohtca0o
Nea0s.
Paw was running for Alderman: Little
George Fiepper ia the son of a North side poll
tician. The other night he went to hear Sam
Jones preach and returned delighted. "Oh.
paw! he exclaimed. Il asked Sam Jones to
pray for you"
40 pray for me; what for?'
Mr.. Jones said that all those whose relatives
needed prayers must get up. an | got up an
aid my paw needed prayers. am Mr.. Jones
asked me why, an | said cause paw was run
MIN for Alderman. "-Chica0O Rel0s.
Mr., CoLDCAsH-say, have you heard the
news?
smithers-No. what is it?
Coldcash-Why, the Argentine bank has
gone up.
smithers-Oh, the scoundrels! Knight have
known such rascally set OF bank directors
would rob the depositOrs.
Coldcash-Why, did you have money in it?
Smithers-EYery cent / made over to my
wife before failed the last time. Oh, the
Chicago RansbIey1
WINTER ENJOYMENT -
81 There is a happiness In ciinging
To garden gate and swinging
On balmy summer evening with che maiden
that you love; f
But in winter II is sweeter
In the sitting groom 70 meet her
And hug her 70 Your bosom rs you nestle near
the stove.
In such a situation E t
You are safe from observation,
And you needn't dread the falling dew or .
damp. malarial fog
While vows of love you're making,
And titi your leave you're taking,
You need have no anxiety at all about the \
dog. Boston Courier.