The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1886-11-26
VARIETIES.

shun such as lounge through afternoons and
Telon of minutes, never taught to feel
Inc worth of treasures which thy fingers steal
hex my, my life pocket Of the silver dime,
but spare my rght-it holds my golden timel
III you want name for cat call it Plu-
tarch, because it has SO many lives.
1t is stated that a young girl in New
ork is skillful locksmith. She is proba-
oiy one OF those whom Love laughs at.
Entering the asylum for inebriates he
asked; DO you treat drunkards here ?"
bar ?" '''
-"Where will you put me when come to
see you at your castle in the air" asked
gentleman of witty girl. an brown
study she replied.
john Henry, aged four, eating green
corn, was bothered with the silk II wish"
salu me- whoever made this corn had pulled
out the basting threads"
When they get into scrimmage down
IN Mexico it always takes people quite spell
to tell accurately which is the government
and which is the revolution.
nat an lnveterate talker Charley is |"
remarks Brown; 81 never saw his like
Fogg replies, Nor /, either; 'pon nv word
loelieve he would even talk to his wife rather
Than keep his tongue still"
AN old lady of seventy, being left a
WIDOW and destitute, on being asked what she
would do to make living, said:
ballet girl"
couch That horrid man stenned on NV
big toe"
MY dear young lady, that is impossible
How can person having such beautiful lit
tle foot as you possess big toe?"
You can'tttell nv man,s bousa tho e;,o
OF his happiness We have seen house with
lhlrty rooms that was the home of perdition,
ana one with only two rooms that was the
home of heaven.
Our Wellknown meteorological doggerel:
IF II rains before seven,
Twill be fine before eleven"
reappears in Chinese thus -.
1T il rains when you open the door.
IWlli SHINE when your breakfast is DER"
Inc editor OF paper in describing the
e1ects OF Il squat upon a canal boat, says that
when The gale was at its highest the unfor-
tunate craft heeled to arboard and the can
tain and another cask of whisky rolled over
board"
"A Big Indian" strayed away from his
camp and got lost. lnquring the way back,
he was asked If he was lost. NO" said he
9lsdalniuliy y, Indian no lost wigwam lost
Striking his breast he exclaimed "Indian
here |"
There is power in patience. 1t saves us
from despair when victory is postponed. 1t
makes it impossible for dsapp ointment to
crush us. Petuance is quality of the weak.
Patience enables us to endure and persevere,
and endurance and perseverance lead to
triumph.
One little girl was heard to say to play
mate when grow up Pm going to be a
school teacher" "Well, l am going to be
mamma and have six children. "O"When they
come to school to me Pm going to whip
them" you mean thing What have they
ever done to you ?"
The gSS- G5Y~ of the girl of the are
small taperng and beautifully shaped II as
beautiful as the Nh, and she is without her IL
her trown is i, and her figure excites \! of
surprise and laundering - her. In winter
time, when her beau is round to see her, she
- away to put some the CRATE, pro-
Vlding they do not use natural gas for fuel.
Mrs Peterby hired Matilda SNOWFALL as a
cook, but in about week she had occasion
to say to her:
"When | hired you, you said you didn't
have any male friends coming around, and
now | find man in the kitchen halfth
time"
'Why, ma'am, bress your soul, dat man
amt no male friend OBJ mine. He am only
my husband" was the reply.