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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
WEST AND SOUTH.

The mercury in the thermometer regis
tered seventy-two degrees above zero in
Chicago on the afternoon of the 10Th
HENRY G. STEADMAN was shot dead by
John Anderson during a quarrel on the
21st, on u iarm near Lyons, Neb. The
murderer was pursued Sor twelve miles by
neighbors, upon whom he fired with re-
peating rife, killing Charles johnson and
fatally wounding his brother.
THE ST. Paul shops in the Menomonee
valley at Milwaukee were inundated by a
flood ON the Goth, forcing seventeen hun
bred men to quit work
GREAT local excitement prevailed upon
the statement that silver has been discov-
cred in paying quantities near Sioux Falls,
D. T.
OREGON Democrats will meet in State
convention at Portland May TO nominate
State officers.
IN portions of Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin
and Indiana heavy snow-storm prevailed
ON the Goth.
BURGLARS robbed the post-ofiics at Hus-
pukana, Miss, on the Goth, and the post
master, NJ. Blasser, was killed.
H. II. HoxIE, in discussing the PROPOSE
tiors of the Governors of Missouri and
Kansas for settlement of the troubles on
the Gould roads, made the qualification on
the Goth that the Missouri Pacific Company
could not re-engage men who had injured
or destroyed its property, but would pay a
rate of wages equal to that of other roads
in the same section of country.
THE st. Louis Knights of Labor on the
22d fatty refused to accept the offer made
by H. M. Hoxie for the Missouri Pacific
road. The union switchmen in every yard
in Kansas City quit work at nine O'Clock,
although an advance in wages was recent
ly granted them. Their action affects
eleven railroads. All hopes for compro-
mise of the trouble were ended for the
present.
THE barn at Oakland, in which Johnson,
the Nebraska desperate and murderer,
took shelter was fired on the 22d. The
posse then fired volley, and johnson fell
dead among the flames. Eight mules, three
horses and three cows were also burned.
THE northern section of Allen County
Ind, YVES swept by cyclone on the 22d.
The Methodist and United Brethren church
es at Williamsport were wrecked and O
number of dwellings were damaged Many
barns were blown down and several head
of cattle were killed.
Two FEET of snow in Northern Michigan
blockaded all the railways on the 22d.
FIRE destroyed the courthouse at Ope-
LOUISA, La, on the 23d, with all the records
of the State Supreme Court.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE

THE report that Bishop Harrington was
put to death by the King of Mombara was
confirmed by official kilograms received
at London on the 18th from Zanzibar.
In London and Paris the people were
greatly surprised on the 10Th by the weather
suddenly becoming oppressively warm, the
thermometer registering sixty-two in the
shade.
A MOB of Socialists in Linge, Belgium,
sacked all the shops in Rue Leopold on the
10Th, and were dispersed by gendarmes
only after severe fight, in which many of
the rioters were wounded.
IT was stated by Mr.. Chamberlain on the
Goth that he favored home rule for ireland
upon American lines-each State controll-
ing its local affairs, but all to be auxiliary
to the General Government.
THE longest and severest winter on rec
ord in recent years has been experien ced
in England.
MORE than twenty thousand Jews within
the past year left Russian Poland for the
United States.
THE eighty-ninth birthday of Emperor
William occurred on the 22d, and the event
was celebrated in Berlin and throughout
Germany with great ceremony.
IT was stated ON the 22d by officials that
cholera had completely disappeared from
TonQuin.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

Mr.. CASTLE, who teaches school
near Georgetown, Mo-, is in trouble.
He has been arrested for kissing Mrs.
Hubbard, with whom he boarded. Mrs.
Hubbard explained in court that Mr..
Castle tickled her under the chin and
kissed her five times: The theory is
that he was enabled to kiss her five
times because he tickled her under the
chin. 1t is expected that the Missouri
Legislature viii pass law making
tickling under the chin graver crime
than kissing. Mrs. Hubbard wants the
Legislature to take this subject up.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

THE United States Supreme Court
has decided that the law of Congress
authorizing the seizure of merchants
books in eases of frauds against the
revenue laws is unconstitutional. The
law is in violation of the provision
guaranteeing 1.-THE right of the people
to be secure in their persons, houses,
papers and effects against unreasona-
BILE searches and seizures" and also the
provision declaring that mo person
shall be compelled in criminal case
to be witness against himself"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
Going Abroad.

BosToN March 23-Dr. Oliver Wendell
Holmes and James Russell Lowell are to
cross the ocean together in the course of
three weeks. Their intention at first was to
take passage in the Oregon on her first trip
from this port. As it is they viii probably
sail on the Catalonia. DIR. Holmes has never
been abroad but once. and that was fif-
ty-one years ago, when the study OF medi-
cine seemed more vital to his interests than
the pursuit of literature. How far his
travels will carry him on the continent has
not been absolutely determined, but he
viii return to this country in the fall
While in Europe DR.. Holmes and Mr..
Lowell viii be together and may possibly
return by the same steamer.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
A March Zephyr.

FoRT WAYNE, Ind, March 23.-The vii
lage OF Williamsport, in the northern part
of this county, was visited Sunday night
by a severe cyclone, which blew down
the United Brethren and Methodist
churches and every barn in the
place, and damaged several residences.
A number OF horses and cattle were
killed. The path of the storm was through
the northern part Of this {Allen) County
and the southern part OF De Kalb County.
The cyclone which swept through this and
Dakota counties and touched a small pa 1T
OF Huntington County Sunday night. while
it did not infict any fatal injuries, was very
destructive to property.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
Tortured and Robbed.

New ORLEANS, March 23.-At Tehula
Lake, Holmes County Miss. Saturday, three
men entered the residence OF Mrs Mary
Schlander, widow, and bound her, as well
as q man who was on the premises. They
then tortured her until she told them where
all her money was concealed. They obtained
S1,3O0from her and 500 from the man, and
started off with it. The Marshal of Tehu-
la, accompanied by a posse, started in pur-
suit OF the thieves. They came up with two
OF them in the woods nearby, and fight
ensued, in which one OF the thieves was
killed and the other MORALLY wounded. HI.
B. Jones, of Tehula, of the posse, was also
badly injured.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
Collision of Ferrr-Rnafs

New YoRK, March 2O.-At 400 o'clock
yesterday afternoon collision took place
on the North River between the ferryboats
Lackawanna, of the Hoboken line, and the
Baffimore, of the Pennsylvania railroad.
The Baltimore struck the Lacka-
wanna forward near the gentlemen's
cabin and ripped everything wide open.
For several minutes a regular panic
prevailed on both boats A number
OF persons were seriously injured. One man
is reported to have had both legs SO terri
bly, crushed that amputation was neces-
sary.~ The Lackawanna was train boat
aud was full OF people.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

FoR developing remarkable phenom-
ena and magnifying trivial casualties
into horrors Ulster County, N. Y. has
long been noted. And now we have
an account Of whirlwind near High
land that took the ice from the pond
and carried it two hundred feet up a
mountain side, depositing it as if in
readiness for the use of party of to-
bogganerS. The ''oldest inhabitant,
who is very numerous in Ulster Coun-
ty, says he never saw such sight be-
fore, and it is easy to believe him. A
few days ago whole farm at Kingston
slid out into the river; but that was an
insignificant affair compared with the
feat of lifting several hundred tons of
ice and dumping them on a mountain.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

JOHN WILSON was recently found
guilty at Norristown, Pa, of the muir
der of Anthony DAILY in January. 1884.
The case was one of the most cele-
brated in the history of Pennsylvania.
The victims body was chopped into
bits and thrown into Wissahickon
creek, and when found was at first de-
clared to be that of Fred Stahl, miss
ing Philadelphia butcher. Wilson sur.
rendered to the Chicago police last Sep
tnmbor
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

A YOUNG lady in Michigan became
vexcd the other day at the kitchen
clock for not keeping correct time. So
she concluded to see into the matter
and adjust the time-piece. She took
out the works, placed them in pot of
hot water and left them to boil for
fully two hours, after which she re-
placed the wheels and started them,
and the clock has been keeping excel
lent time ever since. And still they
say women have no mechanical or in
ventive genius. There isn't a man liv-
ing who would have thought of that.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
An Arbor Day in Connecticut.

HARTFORD, Conn, March 23.-The Agri-
cultural Committee of the Legislature has
reported favorably a bill requiring the
Governor co fix an arbor day by
proclamation each spring, the day
to be observed by the schools and
for economic tree planting; also a
bill exempting from taxation for
twenty years persons who grow chestnut,
hickory, ash, white oak, sugar maple Eu-
ropean larch, white pine, black walnut,
tulip, or spruce trees to an average height
of six feet and not less than i 200 to the
acre of land, hitherto not woodland and
worth not to exceed twenty-five dollars an
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

cured s., 800 in Currency, which had been
drawn from the bank to purchase land
AT Watertown, Conn, stroke of light
ming on the 10th demolished a residence
and killed Sarah and Eliza McGaf.y.
IN the New York Senate bill was intro
duced on the I'D for commission to in
Vestigate the practicability of executing
murderers by means of an electric current
GOVERNOR HILL, of New York, has signed
the bill requiring street-railway franchises
to be sold to the highest bidder.
BIZ fall Of rocks and earth in railway
tunnel at Pottsville, Pa, on the I'D, three
men were killed and five Others were fatal
" injured
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

The wind is always tempered to the
shorn lamb. In the bleak climate of
st. Paul, where an editor would nat
urally freeze to death several times
each winter, kind Providence induces
his subscribers to bring libel suits to
warm him up. One paper in that city
has fourteen suits, and the editor
works in his shirt sleeves on the coolest
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

AN international complication is
avoided, it having been ascertained
that the man who came near shooting
De Blowitz, the Paris correspondent OF
the London Times, was firing at cats.
Had the orthodox boot-jack been en-
ployed there could have been no pos
sibility of a mistake.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
nTackin Denied q Rehearing.

CHICAGO, March 20.-A dispatch has been
received from. Ottawa, H., where the Su-
preme Court of the State is now sitting, to
the effect that the motion for arehearing OF
the Mackin case has been denied, and that
the defendant must serve the term of five
years in the penitentiary to which he was
sentenced by a jury in Judge Moran
court. This decision, of course, settles all
hopes which Mackin and his friends may
have had of escaping from the finding OF
the criminal court OF Cook County and,
unless pardoned by the Governor, only
death can release him from enduring the
penalties imposed upon him.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

FLAGS were hung at half-mast on the
Southern Soldiers Home in Richmond,
Va, few days ago, because of the
death of "Old Sorrel," Stonewall
Jackson's famous war-horse. The an
imal was thirty-two years old, and was
the last surviving horse of the Confed-
crate army.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

ABOUT twenty boys in a packing
house in Philadelphia recently gave
the following written notice: ''Boss,
we're de packin' boys. We wants to
work eight hours day, an we wants
four dollars week, an if we don't get
it we won't go to work, and dere'll be
trouble.n Patsy Shea and others.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

THE President of the French Repub-
Tic has a sister, too. She is the widow
of the eminent chemist, Peiouze, is inn
mensely wealthy, and is going to give
little party in June next, to which
she has invited thirty thousand guests
"to meet the President
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

THE weather is getting SO warm now
that icc-cream dealers are having their
signs regilded, and rumor has it that
they will trim them with millinery this
year, in order to attract still more at
tention from the fair sex.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

CHOLERA has made its appearance
in Italy, and the indications are that
there will be another year of anxiety
in Europe and demand for increas-
ing watchfulness at all American ports.
1t will be another good year for Amer
leans to stay at home and see their own
country
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

THE Government of Russia has called
a convention of scientists and engineers
TO take measures to develop the petro-
leum-felds on the Caspian sea and
build up an export trade.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
-.Ma wa,u have 10 ont Sno F;t,

-"Ma, we'll have to cut Sue Fitz-
percy, remarked Ethalinda De Wigs.
"Why SOP" asked Mrs De Wigs.
why, you know she is getting her
dresses made for her wedding. Well,
she invited me to look at what she
called her travelling dress Travel
ing dress, indeed! Why, she ought to
know that the English term now is
'going-away dress. - :. Yes, indeed;
if she $ that vulgar we shall have to cut
her, certainly. Pittsburgh Chronicle.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

BY act of the Legislature OF Kansas,
Wyandotte and Armordale unite in the
name of Kansas City, Kan, and the
trouble begins; Kansas City, Kan, and
Kansas City, Mo.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

An order for farm in Washing
ton County, Ind, was received by a
man. who wanted, also, if possible, ga
localreal estate agent there from an Ohio
wife between the ages of twenty and
forty-fve years. to go with the farm.
CHICAGO Neil
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

Charles j. Santer, of Dryer, Ind,
claims that there are but five madstones
in the United States and that he owns
one of them. He makes a profit of
ek50O q year off It.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
DURING February 1929 Northerncrs
visited Jacksonville, Fla.

THE wife of Z. S. Grant, Jr., inherits
a million dollars by the death of her
father, ex-senator Chaffee.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

Now FOR new maple sugar. The
crop of last year left over will melt up
beautifully for this purpose.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26

The mussel has been turned to ac-
count for stewing at North Haven,
Me-, and is already said to rival the
oyster for that purpose among local
epicures.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1886-03-26
STATE OF TRADE.

New York, March 20. - Much impa-
thence is manifested at business centers
throughout Missouri. Kansas. Arkansas
and Texas, owing to the continuation OF
the strike and the consequent embargo on
trade. The strikes of the Southwestern
railway employees, bituminous coal-miners,
and OF textile mill operatives continue. and
strikes at Pittsburgh of 200 employees of
the National tube-works, and of l 500
cloak and suit makers at New York bring
the grand total OF these on strike up to
$4,000.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04
Harmonijne dzwieki.

Kto nam w,sriewa, wyrazi wym6wi,
Co stychac W N;cbic?.. co kto NOW?
OnPolskici zie'ni" Narodz:ei muzycc
Jak wygrywaja.. Try siostrzycc:
Sfychuc tujaki rome swistki,
Skrzyrki, basctle, lutule i liry:
] p%rzero&nc muzyczne detk',
A nawct orez..,i byzecza rapiry.
Czy wiccie, zkad ia muzyka?
Razem tax zjednoczona
Leci TAX wysoko, z tax dalcka
AZ do Nicbios fona!....
4 %naszej ,,Polsiicj'' wiasnej ziemi
Leca gromkie eeha i cichic "a niemi,
Z matej chaty du&cgo dworu,
Rownie& swirgot ptaszat q boru.
Jam Niebiosnch siedzi Stw 6rca-
Wlelki tego Swiata Tworca
| sIyszy harmonijne dzwieki-
Cudowne rogl z mistrzowski oj reki
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04

wydawnictw polnkich, dozw6'cie
wiec, iizwr6ce uwase Wasza ma to-,
czego mojem zdaniem brakuje tym
wydawnictwom. Brukuje mojem
zdaniem og6lnych puglad6w MI dat
nosci ekonomiczno - spofeczne Sta-
now zjcdnoczonych Ameryki S, g.
%fecznej, n co "a tenn idzie, i pogla-
do takich ma stanowisko Stowian
wogolo, a Polakow W szczegoIno-
Sci W tym konccrcie ludlow, skfada-
jacych Stany zjednoczne amery.
kahskie.
U las W Europie nawet ludzie
troszczacy SIG Was uie wiedza co
robicie j doksd daiycie, a przecie&
chnac zrozumiec Vase toruzniej-
szosc obliczyd przyszfpsc, potrze
bno "a take wiadomosci ou Was
pochodzace i. I. d.
Edmund Leon Solecki
autoryzowany inzynier
W Drohobyczu.
~lZyczenia Czcigodnego
Kolegi speiniaja poniekad umie
szcGune teraz " Wlorusie artyku}y
p. Leona. - Majster.)
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04

krolewska Huta. Niedawnc
zmarf tn n%ajsturszy obywatel mia
sta naszego, liczac lat 1O3 &yciu
swego, byf MIN pudlerz Wojciech
Kuczowski.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04
w ksiegarni
FIR. Drazkowskiego
w WiIona. Mimi.

p" WlI4ona, Mum.
dostac mona nartepuiacych ksiatek:
A. DO NABOZENSTWA.
Offioium prawowiernego kutoli-
ka, " %ekorzanej oprawie, ze ITO
temi brzegami dol. 60 G.
be- zfotych brzegow i dol. q5 G.
Offlc mniejsze ,c~odziepne Use.
Zabawa ducho q, W skorza-
nej oprawio, 20 ziotemi brzegami
1 dol. SO C.
DUNN, W okaza&ej oprawio sko-
rzanej, { obrazkami ma okfadkach
i ztetemi brzcgami dol
Mamma, W sk6rzanej oprawie 1.2O
skarb duszy, W s%korzanej opra
vie 1.20
Gro.s WHINE, W %skorzanej opra-
vie 90
Clos, W skorzanej oprawie $50
Zahawa duchowna, z dodut-
kiesa nirs,pornych psalmow i gorz-
kich zall $50
nroga do nieba czyli przewo-
dnik duszy wzwyczaj nejoprawieOs IS
Zfoty oftarzyk czyll zb;or o.
sobliwych naboz.hstw piesni, ze
xfotemi brzegami 100
Ksiazka d nabofehstwa dIa
mfodzie&y, rkorzanej oprawie O.6o
Filotea droga do kycia pobotne
go, Z xiotym brzsgiem, W skorzanej
oprawie 40
Ksistecxk a do naboiehstwa
die chrzescian kato!ik6w " p1otnie
O.75
Q n&ilsdovaniu Cbrystusa,
Temasza A. Kempis, ksiag 4 O.6O
Droga do nieba czyli przo.
wodnik ola duszy, W sk6rzanej o.
prawie OS5
Missiac Aaryi 'O.6O
Spowiednik dzieci czyli spo.
sob spowiadania i nauczenia DE- ec,,
przcz ks. Ody O.s5
Spiewnik piesni nabotnych $3.50
riesnj] W pieknej oprawie 1925
Zy Pana Boga naszego Jezusa
Chrystusa, W drukarni Jusnej Cory
Cze'tochowskiej po 9 rag drukc-
wany $50
Wyb6r osobliwych nabozehstw ma
dnchowna pocieche i pozy TEX ludzi
p~oboznych LIS
Dziennik albo kr6tki spos6b ma
bolenstwa codziennego, ze ziotemi
brzegami $50
X what niewinnosci, Ola dzicci OPS
Zbior piesni naboznych 225
Katolik W modlitwie, czyli kSia-
&ka do nabozenstwa, zfocono brze-
81 1.5O
Zabawa duchowna, Z 1oAny,h
ksIag nnboznych,%z foconc brzcgi 80
ksiazeczka do naboAchstwu dIa
mfodziezy z%focone brzcgi 0.75
X sia&eczk a donabozehstwa pod
mrnem Aniof Stroz, ztocono
brzcsi 100
Skarb duszy do nabozehstwa
re zamkiem i z%focone b;zegi 1.5O
B. POWlESCI
trekc' historycznej i reIigijnej.
SwlstyW .jciech, pierwszy apo
stol chrzesc,unstwa w Stowlahsz-
c~zyzne i Jan ILL Sobieski, krol
polski OPS
Proroctwo" Michaldy, kro-
Lowell re Sabby 13 Sybilli o.ln
Zyd wieczny %tuflez O.1O
c.. KSIAZkI SZkOLNE.
Elem ntnrz p OILS k i dla szkol
knt"liciich W Amerycc OPS
f. mentarz mufy O.1O
katechizm r1ymsllo katolicki
dia dzieci polskich W Amcryce,
duzy OPS
- maty 0.1O
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04

Mnostwo skrzypek, lutni, lir,
w &C tamuje ,AnieI.ki wir,
Sfyszac echo, .jak niesie Dor,
Stworca przerywa aniotow Choir
l rzecze do %wszystkich Arehsniot6w,
Duch6w, Geniusz6w, Aniofow.
Lsccie baczyc i ratuj4ie
Silly vase wzmocniicic,
By poderrzec Polskie gmachy,
30 i'm groza :kies s~t:achy...
Rownic1 wzmocniG, PolskiDuch
Bo Ia mnzyka ma, swoj sIucb,,
'"LOS ANIOfOW)
Boky rozkuz wykonamy,
Fundamental podtrzymany,
Co straci}a. .P~rze-ztosc"
Wynadgrodzi... Przyszlosd
Nenryh Kro.....s SKI
Paryz d: 10 pnzdz: Scr.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04
Swiadectwo
w]ystawicno Widrusowi
~ EurODy.
Do Redaktora IHiaruso w

Do Redaktora Wiaruso W Wi
monte, MINI. - Drohobycz, w
Gulicyi, dnia 1 pazdziernika, 1886
r.-Czcigodny Obywatelu! Bee po-
chlebstwa wyznaje VAN, 70 maj
lepszem znanem mi polskiem pis-
mem W Ameryce wychodzaccm =
a otrzymnje jake rcdaktor Gozcty
Naddaicstr@aashiej Z pism takich
jest Wasz Wiarus, juz choGby
tylko dIa samych rzctclnych demo-
kratycznych tendency. CnytuJe
pilnie pisma amcrykahskie i jake
stojacy z dala, sadie, Re objatem
szeroko caty horyzont t~amecznych
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-11-04


Golibroda
G. E. Story,
Jest doktorem
Mad doktory;
Spedza krosty
harosty
q ust i czota,
A gdy goia
JUL jest gtowa,.
Wnet slerc nova
Ma niej wzrasta,
Jak sc mascIa posmaruje.
h'6ra Story fabrykuje.
Jesli ME rosnie
Was W tycia Siosnie,
To cd Storego kup mioda,
l sto1kim sosem
Smaruj pod nosem,
A WAS mice hedziesz "a miodu,
Ale dziewczyny
q tel medycyny
hicch"j ME robia uiytku.
Bo srodze tfusta
I skleja usta,
Me daje gadac do zbytk1
LOPEZ by mordki,
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Jak powiernemu,
Mech tylko dadza strzyds
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