Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1886-12-30
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Nsv York.
procrastination Il the thief OF comfort,
so the late holiday Hhoppers say.
II Ia said that there is less dress Of the |
New York opera 90 far this ssasoa than
last. GnI ISL
The original ulster with big buttons
and belt In altogether an article OF the
past.
Hand painted ivory, mounted In silver,
is tine newest thing IN fashionable breast
pins. Il
The acme Of ingenuity and beauty has
been reached in the calendars for the new
year.
Fair Fortescue objects 10 american.
isms," She doesn't spell them dollars,
though.
A pug on the end of stick is the
latest thing in the way of cigarette
holder.
Skating fatalities are beginning to comr
ia. This is sign that confidence IL re-
viving.
Fur-lined circulars have another lining
of surah to prevent the iur rubbing on on
the dresses.
1 Russian fashions In outdoor garments
were never before so closely followed az
this year.
New perfumes have come for the holi !
day season --or old ones with new names,
perhaps.
Too many violet wood fans in crowded
room make rather more perfume than is
agreeable.
Up to date no question Of veracity has
beeu raised on Mr.. Blaine's last public
utterance.
Sealslin jackets are quite out of the
running this winter. The fur men make
it up in boas.
The Berlin tailors complain of hard
times. German women don't wear tailor
made suits yet.
For smAll.sized state Rhode lsland
manages to raise some whopping big scan
dals occasionally.
In paper knives, something new is {
fue HiInile in olive wood of major
generals sword.
New York's fashionable caterers IA.
that already their orders are far IN I'D
, vance of last season.
After all, Adam was happy man; b
never had to put Christmas presents il
j Ewes stocking. HaOsn Nesos.
The course of true love never run
t SMOOTH SO we nny aepci4d upon alwsy
l having friction matches. = DetrNIt ~,
/ Press.
. The clergyman who cannot witness
1 ballet without lowering his moral tone
the kind of man who had better stn
away. Lifs.
! There are III Massachusetts, &c, 900 mol
women than men. That is why Il
: women have to stand in the horse cars
. Boston Transcript
. When man becomes firmly convince
!. that he is genius, it is then that ii
|. fringe slowly begins to form on Il
Il bottom Of his trousers legs.-Lye
y A new poem by au eastern poetess bea
IL the title ''0nly Wing What does Il
le gifted dainSsl want Both drumstic
y and tine gizzard Pr Cincinnati San.
C. a man writes to an editor for 81, ST
l cause lie Is so terribly short" and gets
Or reply the Lenrtiest response: DO rs
III do; stand upin chair. - Ter,ts Stftia.
= She les, we had splendid time Ii
=, SIMMER Four othor Vassar girls aud
~ IoJk "a tramp through the Adirondack
~. lie Dii the tramp have good time
a. LII.
,ep Fmma Reggy, darling, when we Q
IN ulg1ried, you will NOT smoke in the houi
ce, viii youY Reggy--ND, love, the fello
I'd, will expect mt at the club, you know.
no life.
New York is to have "Paiais d'Ind'
are trie." We have Que, too, but We do
use put on any French frills and scallops o,
ish its name. We call il the state prison.
the Ps0oidsnce Telegram
cry Early rising may not prolong life,
sen it prolongs tho hours for enjoying Ii
in This does not apply to those forum
nd people who can afford to take their bre
is fast in bed.-PHck.
NY Impecunious lover = Be mine, Amau
uig and you will be treated like an AMI
- Wealthy msiden-Yes, 1 suppose
az Nothing to eat and less to wear. N
III, III thank you. = TerGs Sifttngs.
ari- am now preparing poem emit
this s,pue UMBRELLA 1t is dainty little
is of verse, and my hired man thinks it
n to gem. called il THE Umbrella so
tied / 1t w0lid not be returned Nh Nye
cir Young spiudrift smythe has esco
ia is M,ss Marsh M. Eoai home from the the
It OF party, and has apparently taken roc
> for his chair. Miss Marshall- Neal"
in ID don't know how much / enjoyed the /
store last night n-Puek.
new soap advertisement appear
:. ~" the Chicago newspapers. It is the
~. ture of q very dirty and disreput
~. ny tramp sitting Mt table writing II I
80 your soar two yenrs ngo, and have
~, 1Inl used any other since."-- BoSt0H Hei
iirty A Neat Retort. First Author.
citv. books you write are only to be four
no3s your own library.n Second Auth
,rled Aud most Of your own library cal
fplly found in the books you write L
d re. whore you get all your original ideas
Mt a Teras sJtinas.
n, as Elevated Railroad Amenities--Anl
leral Passenger Gust as gate has been shu
en- Cant get aboard 7" Brakem
''Naw!" Passenger My wife is d
Town at home.n Brakeman--"Ye didn't
IT be no business ter go an git married
was It'd Bits.
lorn- Il it's sinful 10 ice. skate, rollers
Y, on .'tobog, slide down hill, GO to spe
otA B3lUOlt nplu Gauly pullB huu nu'
tates bees, Us tue clergymen contend, the y
lorn, folks will have to fall back on housed
re at ing and bank burglary for smuseme
ID 70 DetrcH F'r6e Press
t'"s Minis years ago poisoned all the r
my block They died under my
parlor floor. This regrettahle er
has caused me to join the Cruel
are Animals society. The life Of n
'eSotds sacred tt.ing 10 ME, so far as poi
It the concerned. - Ghicayoiournai.
! ~, Sue sssfni Smter (joyfuly) Nv
~, III y; ~ have won Mrs King She sent
,. ~ beautiful plaster cast Of her
HSsug abeied, TWAS nine, It's yours
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