Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1886-03-11
A LAWYERS WOES.
fdissynerasles Of the People Whc Pat.
ronire tho Temples Of
Justice.
Compromise nesween Male ana F.vnais
crisaNs- Favorable 10 ,.evsiy
women.

The legal iiaht was reclining grace.
fully IN an easy chair when TnE GAZETTE
man sntcred the abode 81 wits, briefs
and cali.bouud volumes. ~ am hard np
for Noes this afternoon said thn pencil
pushcr A. he navigaied hls person
towards ,he onlcs lounge. aSorry for
you,n IMPLIED tho man Of Hlackstone
knowledge. ''but SIN cannot helm 10
Interest yonr readers. as I have nothing
new 70 infarN "Conld yOn NOT teil me
something " The JOY and sornaws " she
icNai prOicc aonYf salA the serlbn ~ he
producer hin no,c.hpek The man 81
mauy hri ~ placed ifcsh uigar in HE
muuth, and then began hia tale San
trades and professions have thelI pieae,
ufea hnd troulsh >. Nv pr0icss.S,fi "A no
exception 20 she general rnlo Ais chief
dlflltplty n with intOx Mated oatrupa.
THY como IN heaN with ,lcir brains mud
died sud not capable vi trsnsactlng busi
ness rhcy viii talk loeg and inca.
herehtly aud express a wish 10 sue on
creation, la fact they have what Il com.
mOnly TERMED rum courage, and are pfi-|
irctly willing 10 bring their eiightcat
grievance lotto cnprt u wac TO acs az
such people desiig would be abun
swampcd In business Those persons
come mostly as night, aud viii tAik mo
almost 10 death aeiUfr they leave
take no notice of thrm IL this excited
condition, and request thtlg to call
again, ~ bad MS this class ot custom.
ers Ia ! have another one equally
A. troublesome Those poep,e VIII
come and fully state their cases
They will give me all the
required information, aud I will tell thom
that they nosd not como again until |
send for them. Tho chances are Ten 70
one that they viii continue coming Ia
every day aud roiiernie their statements
Thorn seem 10 Imagine that have moth
ing TO attend 10 but their Individual
whims, Whom their cases como 10 trial,
II "a very rarely that they can be- found
They appear 60 vanish, aud N j. with dif.
flenity that can discover their wherca.
bouts Other clients win march males
I ucally Into my oflce, aud hafangue me
on the business aud political pros
poets of Tbs nation They apper.
emily realize that they confer u
great favor on me bS those social
cAlla.n 1iie GAZETTE man took the
Z hlnt aud was preparing 90 remove him.
SET TO scenes where his lah0rs are apprc-
elatch, when the owner of law books
4 said, ~ do moi mo.u you So have 40
/ important business 10 attend 70 thiR after
noon, avn willing 20 give YOU all tie
4 leading ssOintg putslbluN 1lle reporter
thanked the conft orator, aud he con
tnued his story. "OGch.iOnally man
win CONF N and spcnk about deeds aud
other papers that never exlscf lie VIII
Task ms advice on matters that hr or
know nothing about ilO will dive into
his Imagined troubles aud nsk me % ok
ltmeate hiu from dnleulits that do not
lexist. Quite frequently person
c0mey ~ eonahlt with me, and
no VIII Try 10 convince ne thai
he knnwa more about law than all IN,
lawyers in the country. No matter wha
advise he will not be satisfied iewili
llertpre ma on legal points and instead o.
! advising him he VIII attempt 10 show
ln0 that know nothing about my rhosur
profcssionn the man OF ices aud Latii
quotations stopped TO knock this asher
from hln cigar, aud az the scribe sharp
ened his pencil he remarked "la i not
. fact that many pcrsOnewill anipse YOU b,
Y giving an unnecessary history Of lhei
r private atfairs ~ eyes, II IL o fact, re
+ billed the lawyer, as he tried 10 suppress
= Z a
: weeks euO a gentleman came 10 consul
: mo, he wiehtd Co sue patty for au &C
d nidrnt 70 one of hid children, aud hi
= statement Of the case was amusing II
u began by abusing his molhcrin.law, an
X said that she was enough u make an at
vel commit suicide. Al his troubles wit
. that dear lady we're WILDLY depicted
Why, | actually imagined that broom
sticks were PLAYING drum solo ON ~
head lie continued blA story, and
soou thought that Il was bin wiit'a motl
r. az that he wanted 10 prosecute. His Rtoi
4. was 80 very tragic that eagerly hop
~ for an opportunity II punlshng that W.
= maj, as she deserved 10 be. Just inagit
y my surprise when he Informed ms IN
!, abe dlOd lust fourteen years before u
= accident 10 bis child happened, aud hai
: tbefsf0sr, nothing 10 do with tbs pendli
action Hut, then, u is never safe 10 :
Y, f,lse 80 listen 10 u client, for infgrmatii
. ot gront legal importance II often disco
~ erred by listening pntiuntlyN
~ "Dun't you ever interrupts olient
y. the B,niemont OF her OF his ease, no int
M Ter how great a aggression ~ niaoa
~ asked the ~ neil pusher, rs he pnt iro
y. plug Of chewing gun ia bis mouth.
u "somotimes," responded the Ht,Sdu
Of Coke, al end II necessary 10 suRHTh
qnesti0h II my client N deslAtine re
leprly from the subject under diacGhslp
but, then, we must be very careful at
ne how we use our patrons, lest they 4
~, arsry. j Oftan had II convenient
leave che room on the tiea ~ seine
~ ava quickly returning, bring the co ~
'pv .tto toa focus bya 90 riiDptt qat Bllu
~ (which DO you preira a lady prgen'
ny n ~ ollnntf asked thc w-paprnman,f
lnA NJ the lawyer responded that he prefers
lal lhs former, HIS pingil inshsr tnfi
ny pale "what II tie fsatieff" CRIED
wv man % much law, az DO crawsd tow
~ tAe SCRIBE with q aia.A pi watrr. 81
80 oach y answered tho latter, "but iIis
iha nrst nmr ~ ny jilrnalNue cap
~ enea thst | have ytafd gOpd vi
uttered for The Rpntlb SIX Niadien
Nis tbe Bright stars ~ the legal btAipi
le@ rhey come INTO ny Oliles liic. spi
anl5t Tiny prGivss " know nptt
~ the mysieihw ~ The slai
lbs % aet q dlrseird. / iell you
" wsmsn sfe not ~ beck ~ lhpy are X
at iarly painted woIld relbor
ar. edsica " lad , tor 90 tfals than GAIA
,IH ~ $50 patronage ~ d sa9"
she .Ars yau 40 adyocys4 ~ NE No-ss
Hsef womcn'p FiFhss questanfN NmijH q
tne rgYoftere
are. 80 . great rxteni, but as | hay'
onft time a. diso8ss thle suiieet niss,
Dnf continue uls si0ry ~ srlsiins ikc 10
rama the proiesalOD. ~ Hiegt pha.ufs
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