New-York tribune., 1886-05-25

was instructed by his Government to leave London a
few days ago, and that with true Greek spirit he
promptly wired back Not much they have just
opened the Exhibition. ami Lady Rosebery has a big
reception on saturday"
Hello Baeley when did you get back"
haven't been ont OF town,
"Excuse me. Thought you nat have passed yonr
house nlgnt for the past three weeks ana never
saw a HIGHT In the parlor. ana - - -, 49,, -.
ceiving nightly visits from her lnendel'- Philadelphia
, Call
The spring campaign against the man who fills the
aisle with his legs opening briskly But be
yond general denuncatpn nothing seems 10 be done to
bring terms n the companies would charge
MIN for his legs perhaps the nuisance might
be abatcd
The State OF Maine has announced that she desires
peace but that she Will maintain her dignity When
Victoria hears this she Will hand over them Hshln worms
gOl darned qnicd.- Washington Critic
victim OF the deadly parallel" is The London Daiy
Ners. Last February ut the close OF tho Crawford
divorce suit ma le concerning Charles Dixie the
amazing that "IIs ch .rlcor mas now been vim
dc.ted after full aud open trial" Now. three months.
later It declares thlt Most plain peOpI; believed that
the decision the practically involved the truth
OF the charge. against SIR Charles Dilkr, Evidently
he Ne,rs IS no Bouroon; Doth learns and forges
"How do you sell those bnstles :" inquired LADY OF
clerks the other day lie looked IN the dlrec-
uon Indicated and then uhci clear TO the roots or MS
hair AS he explained the lady that they were not wire
bustles, but baseball masks Dansvlle Breeze
Immense numbers OF shells are sent from Calfor-
n,a Europe where they transformed INTO pearl
buttons, brooches. shawl clasps knife handles, ETC.,
which sold In this country at high prices The clever
people OF California ought to work mp their shells them
selves. and not sent them TO a foreign country.
The fire at Amecamec. is twelve miles broad. and is
travelling rapidly The damage so far Is ncaicuihe.
Great forests have disappeared winch have worth
"A S2.OOO.OOO to the people o the valley ana ts
surroundings account of Their effect on the climate
rains Five Indians perished IN one day by be-
ing burned dea Hats and novels have gone uOWn
like and 1t is as yet impossible to ascertain now
many lives have been lost An army of about 1000
men, including indians and soldiers. are tenacousy
n,htiug the fire and trying 10 head 1t oh-lIwo Ke-
puhlics city of Mexico.
The editor OF The sharon (Mass) Adrocae has gone into
in.o the marrying little aid. speculation In
issue Of his paper he says "Persons intending
marriage reminded that the editor of he 4dpoca has
had his commission justice OF the peace renewed BY
His Exceency Governor Robinson. Brother editors
Will be married to Sharon ladies free
Forg says he objects to Parson smith, because he Is
snch a hattcrer. lie all he To make his
CONGREGATION believe they dreatfully profound peo-
pie. In fact lie thlnksor prrtends 10 thnk-they are
deep that II requires hreeqlirers OF an hours
preaching to MI them up = Boston Transcript
The Georgia papers beginning to contain pleasant
personal notices Ike from The Dooiy Vindica
tor: "Mr ID. b. Leonard knows how to Tx up the boys
when they want strawberry punch or mint jalep.
We are under obligations Mr. Leonard for delicious
strawberry punch"
Ia Bordeaux workman may dine as follows: large
plate OF vegetable soup. ceuts large piece OF bread
. cents; large plate Of red haricot beans. cents
half plate OF roast veal Ghe quantity being ample for
lnary NAM, cents; a plate OF rice, cent
and half a bottle Of vln ordnaire. cents This ~
good OF dinner for hfteen cents. hut 1t must he
borne in mind that in Bordeaux hfteen cents Is sood
deal OF money to a workingman.
tits not the fault Of the doctors that the populace
runs after patent remedies There must b. some
survtvals modern civilized beings OF the old beliefs In
magic Cures are alleged 10 be made oy SUN tht no
body anything abOu-eNccpt It's maslcal results
and the strength of testimonials in print Tie Alaskan
buys his chill remedy, the Texan his cole cure. the
New.NoTker his nerve inyigOratOr at thousand mile
The American Indian ls no moro super
stitous about the powe; Of his "mecine man " than
the American people in running after physic With
out a Doctor" There rs to be belief that lnost
ANYTHING Will take to disease, II only l. taken by
private enterprise in nuch-wrapped bottle-lPni!ade
phia Ledger.