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Josh RilliDgisms.

1t strains maps philosopher the wust
kind tew latf when he gifts beat.
Anvil Nv us komplain ov the shortness ov
life. yet We awl waste more time than we
use.
Don't mistake Arrogance for wisdum;
menny peple hev thot tina wuZ wize when
tina wuz only windy.
The man who kant get ahed without
pullin Others back, is limited cuss.
" Give the devil his due" but be careful
there amt much due him.
After man has rode fast onst he never
wants to go slow agin.
Evrv sorrow hez its twin JOY; the tun ov
scratching almost pays fer having the itch.
Thoze fanilys who are really fust class,
never ar afraid that tina shall git cheated
out of their respcc;ability, while the cod
fish familys ar always nervous lest tina mite.
1t won't do to stir up man while he is
thinking, emmy more than it wilt u pan oy
milk when the cream is rising.
The onla sure resipee tew govern man
kind with is the rod you may feston ii
with flowers and case it with velvet, if you
pleze, but it is the rod after awl that duz
the biziness
We ar told that g contented man is
happy, and we might hey bin told at the
same time that mud-turtle could fly if il
onla had wings
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"who Pes. Desc Local Editors .,

The following rich dialogue is reported
as having taken place in one of our princi-
pal cities. 1t explainsit itself:
Detective Harry Hazen was met recently
by keeper of beer saloon. who was
laboring under considerable apparent ex-
element. Recognizing Hazen, he stepped
up TO him with the exclamation
WHO pese desc wot you calls local edit
ors?"
They pick up items" said the officer.
dead head into shows, etc.
e Dey picks up items. | tink so. Is gold
watch items? Is sixty toliars items? Hey ?'
He was asked to explain what he meant.
which he did as follows
"Dis morning was drinking lager nit
mine friends all der vile in mine saloon.
and in comes a young man wat dere never
was already-and he pulls out little sheep
skin pook and q lead pencil, and he says he
pese local editors and wants me to tell him
all vct dere wos pout the row NIT mine peer
saloon last night. / asked him wot kind of
business be was to in that row. py tam,
wot kind o right? Und he SAYS he reports
um in de papers. So l tell him alf wot
doa't know pout the rows vot some
rowdies tried TO kick out of mine
saloon last night. Und my poarders
gets around and deils more thing yot |
recollects, and de nice young man. he
sticks EN- down in his sheepskin pook nit
his lead bencil. Den he thinks glass lager,
which he don't let himself pay for, by tam
Il felt sure ss never was he be one little
newspaper fellow when he didn't make
pay mid my lager; but dat makes noting
reference; dsr's no principle in dat, und
den he goes out, and / don't sees him
again all de vile. Den one Of my boarders
he finds himself stolen away from his
gold watch, py tam; und ne;ghbor Schmitt
he found sixty tollar wat he hadn't GOT
The nice young man, who pretended to
BE local editor, was pick pocket said
Hazen, who took that means 10 carry on
his trade, and he succeeded pretty well if
he got gold watch and sixty doilacs.'
81 links he succeeded pretty well. miEe
Got De next time a man comes IN my
salooG NIT his tam sheepskin pe:sc1 and
lead peck, ind says he is a local editors. Ply
tam be don't come in
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Of lightning, 10 trace Of the metal being
found afterward

OF lightning, no trace Of the metal being
found afterward.
There is no patch of the moons visible
surface half mile square that is not accu-
rately mapped, according TO Prof Young,
while the earth contains Immense tracts, as
in Central Africa, which have never been
surveyed.
A waterproof varnish consists of two
kiiogrammes of melted bitumen poured
into receptacle heated by a mild fire.
add. while continually stirring, 500 10 GOO
grams OF benzine, 200 to 300 grams of tur-
pentine and ECO to 300 grams of lampblack.
The MalUva tree of Central India (Bdssia
tatgoftd1 bears flowers which are now be-
ing exported 10 Europe for their sugar, of
which they contain more than half their
weight The tree resembles the oak, and a
single specimen sometimes bears a ton of
flowers.
The Captain of an Australian schooner.
7. II. Gr,fliths, reports the setting fire of
his vessel by ameteorite on December 18th,
while in latitude 230 So north and longi-
tude l43' 26' west No shock was felt, but
two or more hot metallic pieces as large as
g mans hand were picked up.
a recipe for rendering paper as tough as
leather consists i'll mixing chloride of zinc
Win the pup III course OF manufacture.
The greater the degree of concentration of
the zinc solution the tougher the paper. 1t
can be used for making boxes. combs. for
roofing, and even for making boots.
For copying printing matter, dampening
the sartace with a weak solution of acetate
OF iron, and pressing in an ordinary copy
ing press is recommended. Old writing
may also be copied on unsized paper if
wetted with weak solution of sulphate of
iron, mixed with small quantity of solu-
ton of sugar.
An ingenious Partisan, NJ. Adrian Ca
con, has patented blasting powder which
provides new explosive compound IN
tended to have the force of dynamite with
out its extra-hazardous properties. The
compound consists of mixture of nitrate
of potash or nitrate Of soda with sulphur
ashes and tannin.
1t has happened, said Disraeli, that in
quisitive men examining with a hambeau
ancient sepulchers which have Just been
opened, the fat and gross vapors engen-
dered by the corruption of the dead kim
died as the flambeau approached them, to
the great establishment of the spectators.
who frequently cried out "a miracle p This
sudden inflammation, although very natu-
raj, has given room for the belief that per-
petual lamps were placed in the tombs of
the ancients
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these waters are mainly silver and specllled
rout. The mountains scenery of the sec
ton is simply unsurpassed The hotel ia
cilities are good for forty or fifty people.
While in the Central Sierras, on the line OF
the Central Pacific. the tourist should visit
Soda Springs, leaving the road at Soda
Springs Station, near the Summit, and
staging thence some twelve miles down
the romantic canyon of the American river
to near the falls of the river, where the
springs are located. A hotel is kept open
there in the summer. The accommoda-
tons for camping also are excel
lent, while those who prefer the
hotel will find good accommoda-
ton. The hunting and fishing are fine, and
the scenery is deemed by artists to be of
the best on the coast, as it certainly is OF
the most romantic. The climate is de-
liehtful in all respects, and from June to
late in October is a perfect blessing to the
tired, worn and weary The locality is de-
lightfully calm and restful and the attrac-
lions innumerable.
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The population of London, it is said, neg
exceeds every other city, ancient or mod
ern, III the world. New York and all Its
adjacent cities combined are not equal to
t6o-thirds of it. Scotlan !, Switzerland aud
the Australian colonies each contain fewer
souls. while Norway, Servia. Greece and
Denmark have scarcely half so many. Yet
at the beginning OF the present century the
/ COO 600
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A genius has patented another cotton
picking machine. A test was made with it
a few days ago at the Cotton Exchange in
New York with satisfactory results. If it
works as well in the field its Importance
can hardly be estimated. 1t cost $57, O00,-
600 to harvest the crop of 1885, and by
the substitution of these machines for man
nal labor it is claimed that a saving of
$50,000,000 can be effected
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Professor Lesley, the geologist of Penn
syiyania, declares both oil and natural gas
to be temporary, eyanescent products,
sure 70 be exhausted and disappear"
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1t has been found that paper can be used
as good substitute for felt in the manu-
facture of hats.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Pioneers!-Your regular monthly meet
ing viii be held THIS Saturday EVENING,
May 29th, at s o'clock.
G. W. CHESLEI, President.
JOHN s. MILLER, Secretary. my29-lt*
E,ARM FOR SALE-lG0 ACRES, IN szr
i Township 10 North, Range East: gsfssF
good Improvements; land at $40 per acre. -
apply TO CARL STROBEL, 32I street my29-Its
NTARBLE-TOP SET FOR SALE FOR SS5
III e pieces; Bed Lounge, S. Ebony and
Gilt Fancy Rockers, at So; Carpets Mating, etc,
at bargain. CHAS. NJ. CAMPBELL, 400 K
street. Uphoistering and Repairing. We buy,
sell or exchange. ja22-lm
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,E FOLKS CONCERT
ST. GEORGE
IL o q 9 j n E.H o "a 81 @
II. B. NIELSEN, Proprietor.

UNFINISHED AND UNFINISHED ROOMS
l. by the day. week month, at the most
reasonable rates The entire house has been
thoroughly renovated and furnished. my29lm
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STREsGTHES your muscles. and make
your limbs firm and elastic by using St.
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Sixteen miles from Truckee is Inde-
pence Lake, two and a half miles long by
of mile vide. The fish Of
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A CARD TO THE PUBLIC.

THAT SENSATIONAL ARTICLE IN THE
i Bee" last night was incorrect and unjust
my29-1t* s A HILL
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On the return from Tahoe, the tourist
should visit Bonner Lake, gem nesting
in the mountains half hours drive from
Truekee, and above the margin of which
the line of the Central Pacific Railroad
winds along the mountain side. The lake
is three miles long and one mile and a half
with those Of Tahoe. Their depth is 4S3
feet The shores are surrounded by pine
and taIBarack forests. Mountain trout is
plentiful. Bierstadf has made this lake the
subject OF one of his most successful and
striking great pic<ures. From San Francis
co. to Truekee, 4he point of departure
Tor Lakes Tahoe and Bonner, it is
ri miles. or Isl from Sacramento
The Eastern tourist frequently stops over
a. Truckee on his gay into the State,
ans Wits Tahoe and Bonner lakes
hTSs. and also often takes into his
excursion Weber lake, distant from
Truekee 70 miles by stage route. a beau
niui sheet OF wa!e, in the heart of the
Sierras. at an altitude OF 6925 feet. 1t il
nearly circular, and is about mile in
diameter. Around the lake is a glorious
drive. A little distance of is Weber Lake
Falls, and near by are Observation Peak.
Lake of the Woods, Meadow Lake Pass,
White Rock Peak and other points of in
spring interest. There is q good hotel at
the lake for forty or fifty people. The
climate is simply perfect from May 70 &C.
tobes. the fishing and hunting TIE bess. and
the scenery superb.
INDEPENDENCE LAKE. !
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ADJUSTMENTS.
THE SECOND CONCERT

So Admission, 25 cents; Children. 10 cents.
ladies free. 80, o. -
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STEINWAY "a SONS, PIAfi

A HEFMAN, SOLE AGENT. ~
n street, bet. Sixth and Seventh -,
opposite Courthouse. PIANOS TokTj
LhT. Pianos sold on instzllments.
mrS2plm
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81 observation; nor yet of ia superb
mountains, that lift their snow4.rowned
peaks about il, as If to guard the sacred
spcS from PROCLAMATION. All these would
consume more of space than we can Efford
IN an article intended only to give the yis-
ltor some ioea OF how to reach the valley
end enjoy himself therein. and to assure
him that the scenery has in no wise beer
exaggerated, or the colors of imagery re-
gsrding it at all too heavily LAID on. in any
OF the hundreds of descriptions written Of
il. Perhaps General Grants expression. as
he stood on Glacier Point, NAV convey
some adequate idGs of the sublimity of the
view. Being asked, as he stood silent.
wrapped in contemplation of the glories
laid OUT before and below and above him.
what he thought of it Ell, he replled, in q
low tone, full of tFen!ulous emo
ian, "HAsL bush Il would be
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26


Overture. .....McCosh's Orchestra
Address s.......................... A. w. Blakelv
Duet. ''The Cup of Woe Wilson and Lovejoy
Address. Rev. J. McGolrick
Reading ........................Mis Miss Lennon
Address. ........... ..........-..T. D. O'Rrien
Overture - ........... . AlcCosh's Orchestr
Address . . .,......... Rev. Father Shanly
Song ...... .............M Miss M. Sullivan
Address, ......... Rev. Father COtter
Address .J ~. N!OtElkuu
NJ. Madden presided as master OF ceremonies.
When the convention assembled at
$50 o'clock Wednesday morning, the
State Treasurer read his report, which
was accepted and referred to the audit
ing committee.
Secretary Moran's report as secretary
was then read. received and referred to
the auditing committee.
Rev. Father Stanley, from the com
mittee on resolutions, offered the
thanks of the convention to the people
of Rochester for their kindly treatment;
also to the railroads.
st. Paul was chosen as the place for
holding the next State convention.
The following delegates were chosen
to the national convention to be held at
Notre Dame, Ind, in August: Father
James O'Reilly Of East Minneapolis,
Father Herman OF Rushford, Father
| Father Fox OF WinOna.
ELECTION OF OFFICERS.
Jas. r. Corrigan of Hennepin and
Geo. Flynn Of Winona were placed in
nomination. Aninformal ballot was
then proceeded with, AMI following a
call of the counties Mr.. Corrigan was
declared the unanimous choice of the
convention for president.
For vice e-president Rev. Father Ker-
nan was chosen.
| For recording secretary Mr.. Moran
was reelected without opposition.
Mr.. Burke of Saltwater was chosen
treasurer for the ensuing year, and the
convention thereupon adjourned sine
die.
| Convention notes on eighth page)
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

TIE IRISH STANDARD is the only Home Rule
organ in the Northwest.
Copies Of THE IRISH STANDARD will be on
sale at the principal news-stands in this city,
and by news boys.
Advertising rates will be made known by ap
Piying at this Office.
When writing matter for publication in The
IIs1sH STANDARD be sure and sign your proper
name, not necessarily for publication, but as a
guarantee of good faith.
Matters of interest 20 the readers OF The
IRISH STANDARD will always receive the care
full attention Of the editor, and will be published
at our earliest convenience.
In every instance correspondents will please
be as brief as possible.
10 insure publication in the following issue
of THE IRISH STANDARD contributions should
reach this office at least by Wednesday noon.
Subscribers will please be careful in giving us
their perfect address, and thus avoid any COM
plant through failure to receive their paper.
In changing your place of residence, notify
us Immediately of the fact, and forward your
full name, giving number and name OF street
to which YOU have removed, also your former
address.
All letters addressed to Manager IRISH
STANDARD, AZ Third Street South, Room 2s,
will receive immediate attention.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

.s b
TIE criticisms of the British Tory
press on Mr.. Gladstone's S manifesto are
so evidently prompted by political par
tisanship as to be absolutely worthless,
No man, however, can read Mr.. Glad
stones lucid presentation of the great
issue of the campaign without admit
ting that the Prime Minister stated the
question fairly and honestly. AS the
Manchester Guardian says, Mr. Glad
stone is the only one who sees the des'
perate circumstances in which the
country is placed, and he alone per
ce1ves how these circumstances can be
best dealt with. England will make a
big mistake if she does not indorse
aGladsto plan.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26
3l2 Hennepin Avenue.

Lot between Twenty-ninth and Thirtieth, on
Harriet avenue; only Sl.250.
Six lots on Aldrich avenue south, between
rhirey-second and Thiraythird streets. fun
size: only $3.50 each.
lot, east front, corner Lyndale avenue ana
Thirty-SeCOnd street; 1,Q5O.
lot ON Pleasant avenue, between Tlirty-first
and Yhirty-secold streets south, full size; only
$1,000.
Fine 6i11axl2l foot lot on Nicollet avenue, be-
tween Twenty-hfth and Iwenzy-sixth streets,
Fine lot on Ridgewood avenue, l00x217, for
82]5 feet on Oak Grove street ut s125 per
front foot.
2 lots on Fourth avenue south and Twenty
ninth street at ST. ,25O each.
322rfoot lots on Thirteenth avenue south and
Thirty-tfth streets, east fronts on corner, $500.
east front 55-fOOt lots, corner Twanty-third
avenue north and Sixth street, only 81 900.
lots on Park avenue, between Thirty-f1fth
and Thirty-sixth street; each 1,O00
lot corner Iwenty-ninth street and Portland
avenue, east front: Price. sl,5oo.
lot on Portland avenue, between Twenty
ninth and Thirteth. Price 81 800.
lot GO feet front, in Lake Of Isles addition, Oh
franklin avenue; only 81 800.
2 lots on Aldrich avenue, between Twenty
fourth and Twenty-fifth streets south, $500
each
llot corner Twenty-sixth street and Eigh-
teenth avenue south; lot 5Sxl27, only 81 500;
east front.
l fine east front lot in Monroe Bros. addition,
$780,
| and Nineteenth streets. $5,O0o
9S feet, east side Mary Place, at S105 per front
foot.
One SO foot lot on Aldrich avenue, between
Fifth and Sixth avenues north. S2,50G.
lots east front. front on fourteenth avenue
south, between Twenty sixth and Twenty-sev-
enth streets, S., ,l50 each.
2 lots on Second avenue south, between
Thirty-tifth and Thirtysixtb streets. for 81 100.
lots corner Fortieth and Fourth avenue
south, S3T5 each.
lots, between Twenty-frst and Twenty-sec-
ond, on Tenth avenue south; each 81 500
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

ligious freedom. Besides, the royal veto
would remain. Therefore, alarms were
groundless and frivolous. After assur-
ing his audience that the government
was open to- consider every reasonable
proposal, if such could be devised, for
the purpose Of giving separate satisfac-
tion to that portion Of Ulster in which
Protestanism greatly prevails, but the
fears that the Catholics would persecute
the north, where the Protestants were
strong enough to protect themselves,
were quite baseless. The union Of Eng
land and Scotland was essentially differ
ent from that Of England and Ireland.
The fundamental difference was that
Scotland was always able to hold her
own. Scotland met England Oh a foot
ing of equality, aud the union with the
lapse of time commended itself to the
minds and hearts of Scotchmen, whilst
the entire Irish nation was against the
union of that country with England.
Now, he had said that Scotland had be-
come gradually satisfied with the union ;
but if the great majority Of the people
of Scotland wished to manage her local
affairs within her own borders, did they
think, if they arrived at clear conclu-
sion to that effect, that il Of seyenty-two
Scotch members of the House Of Com
mons sixty united i'll demand for a
change, that England dare or would
wish to refuse them?
This is probably the first time Mr..
Gladstone has spoken so plainly on this
subject. If the question was one that
in reality concerned the preservation Of
the Empires integrity or it's dissolution
there would be little difference of
opinion, for with very few exceptions
Englishmen and Scotchmen feel bound
to maintain that integrity at all hazards,
we doubt not with the best of their
blood. But such is not the question,
for on that point almost all are
agreed. The great problem to be
solved by the British people is as to how
this integrity is to be maintained and
consolidated, and everyone is pleading
strongly for it's solution.
The issue now before the British peo-
pie is not one in the life Of man, but
one in the existence of a nation. The
world waits with baited breath till the
answer is given, and in the meantime
watches with ever-growing wonder the
words and ways Of him who, although
he has not provoked the contest, has un-
doubtedly rightly and conscientioualy
precipitated the crisis, and now heads
the fight with all the daring and chiv-
airy OF Henry of Navarro.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

of very broad views, and we thank him
in the name Of the Catholics for the
part due to him in the important and
joyful event which we celebrate
On Wednesday, June 10th, Cardinal
Taschereau was presented with an ad-
dress of congratulation adopted by both
/ Houses of the Quebec Legislature,
members Of both Houses, headed by
their respective Speakers, clerks, SER
geants-at-arms with their maces, pro-
ceeding in State to the Archepiscopal
Palace for the purpose. They were re-
ceived with great cordiality by His
Eminence and the attendant clergy.
The address was read in French by the
Speaker of the Council, and in English
by his colleague of the Assembly. His
Eminence returned thanks i'll very
neat reply, IN which he also referred to
the harmonious relations between the
Church and State in the Province OF
Quebec, and in fact throughout the DO
minion. The members of both Houses
were then severally introduced to the
new Cardinal, who greeted each of them,
and especially the English-speaking and
Protestant members, most kindly and
pleasantly. A pleasing feature of the
visit was the arrival of a delegation
headed by His Lordship the Anglican
Bishop of Montreal, representing the
Montreal Diocesan College Bill, who
were just entering to pay their respects
and offer their congratulations to the
new Cardinal as the Provincial Legisla-
ture delegation was departing. His
Eminence received his distinguished
Protestant visitors with every mark Of
respect and good feeling, and warmly
thanked them for the compliment paid
to him on behalf Of the English-speak-
ing and Protestant population.
At Quebec, on Monday afternoon,
eight thousand persons assembled in
and around the grand Seminary Court,
the occasion being the presentation by
citizens of Quebec to Cardinal Tasche-
reau OF On address and purse contain
ing $5,574 AT 40 p. m., His Eminence
arrived in g. carriage. Upon his ascend
ing the throne Mayor Sangelier came
forward, and on behalf of the citizens
read an address congratulating him
upon his elevation to the Cardinalate. He
said the news was received with glad
dened hearts by the Roman Catholic
residents of Quebec, who felt an ire
pressible desire to give immediate ex-
preston to their Joy. At the conclu-
sion of his address he presented His
Eminence with the purse. The Cardinal
replied, thanking the citizens for their
kind remembrance OF him.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-26

BosToN people are putting or
frills'' because Gladstone acknow'
lodged their Home Rule resolutions
with an autograph letter and merely
replied through his secretary to the
resolutions of Buffalo and Brooklyn
We fail to see anything to brag about
in this. So far as Minneapolis is con.
concerned it is all open secret that
Gladstone, if it had not been fol
the approaching election, would have
crossed the pond aud thanked US per.
s0nally.