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The Daily Tombstone., 1886-04-13

IN THE JUsTlCE'S COURT, TOWNSHIP No. 1, Cochi-c c i' tv, Ter. itury of Arizona be- tore q E. Alvo d, J. P demand SG Cudv e l & stanford, Plant ifs.
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OLDFIELD's ExCELSIORPUMP.

T HAVE greatly increased my facilities for max
Ling Pumps by building a LARGE STEAM
SAW MILL AND PUMP FACTORY, which is
supplied with all necessary machinery for making
PUMPS OF THE BEST QUALITY, full sup
ply of which are always on hand
The stocks being prepared months in advance
are thoroughly seasoned and impart no disagree
able taste to the water. Being made and put up
by me with the greatest care they WILL OUT
LAST ANY IRON OR ORDINARY WOODEN
PUMP besides being less likely to get out of order.
Pumps put in in any part of the State and guar
anteed for one year or they will be keptin order
for ten years afterwards at 81 per year.
Pumps repaired and Pumps made where they
are to be erected, when timber Is furnished, at
short notice.
@- Prices as low as Pumps of the best quality
can be made for. Address,
WILLIAM OLDFIELD, Pump Maker,
Aug .'S5y.*] Fountain Green, Hartford Co., Md.
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Methodist Church Extension.

Rev. DR.. Kynett, secretary Of the NJ E. Church
Extension Society, in his address before the late
Annual Conference of the NJ. E. Church in Wash
ington, said that when church extension work was
organized in 1864, they had in round numbers
6,sOO.traveling preachers and 92,SOO members,
with 100000 churches, worth $24,00O,OOO, and
1900 parsonages, worth s3,OOO,OOO. Within
twenty years, ending October 31st, 1884, church
extension work has been organized, and has COL
lected and discussed 81, 1886, 900, of which $685.,
600 is permanent fund to aid churches by loans,
and of this $685., 900 have been returned and re-
loaned to other churches. In this way, 5000
churches-more than half the number added since
the work began-have received aid from the board.
During this period the number of preachers has
increased to 1880 and the membership to $780,
600. He said that an appeal was made in 1879
for four hundred special gifts of $3.50 each for new
churches on the frontier to be worth at least ST.,
$50 each. Up to October LIST, 1884, there had
been 268 responses, accompanied in some cases
by loans. Two hundred and sixty-eight churches
have been built, worth about s., 900 each, and ac-
commodating at the time of building 10,25O mem
bers and 1920 Sunday school children, affording
$4,000 sittings in population of $780, 600.
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Miscellaneous.
EORD'S BAZAAR.
IL 81 w. Baltimore Street.

Is now offering special bargains in nearly every
department They have reduced the regular So. so
hanging lamp to $500, and the regular 90 pol
ished brass hanging lamp, with prismS, to S2.75 ];
and one still better, with decorated shade for 3d.
25 One very fine for 1890, worth $500. We
sell the regular $l.00 stand lamp, with Finch
shade, for rs cents, and a good $3.50 lamp for
Sl.OO Electric stand lamps S1.25, $3.50, and ST.
rs. We have more than one hundred different
varieties of stand lamps, and bracket lamps, at
Wholesale prices.
Silverware.-We have reduced Sl.50 Cas-
tors to Sl00, and the SO. 90 to 81. 90 good 90
castor for $780, A set of good silver plated
knives, 95 cents. set of good nickle- plated
teaspoons for rs cents; and tablespoons for so
cents; set of Rogers & Bros. teaspoons 81 co.,
worth $3.50; set of Rogers tablespoons 50 90,
worth $780, set Of Rogers Bros triple
plated teaknives 81 so, worth 50. 90. good round
nickle clock SO cents; good nckle alarm clock
slips; fine eight-da clock 1928. good
music box IS cents, worth Sl.50; a very fine four
tune music box $1,000, worth $500. set of
good knives and forks so cents; a set of knives
and forks IS cents, worth Sl.25; set of fine
knives and forks $100, worth $1.75. Ladies'
and gents satchels, all styles and sizes. Bird
cages and picture frames, all styles. Ornaments,
statues and vases. Jewelry, dolls, doll-carriages
and wagons.
The greatest variety of fancy goods for wedding
presents, birth day gifts, &c.
Also useful and ornamental household goods Of
nearly every description.
Baby carriages in great variety.
Albums at half price, fancy glassware and
glass shades, brackets stand tables and thousands
of other articles, at the lowest prices.
FORD'S BAZAAR,
81 W. Baltimore Street, Baltimore.
Mch 13tJan. 1877
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1921 SSS 9
NOTICED

A FTER the expiration of this advertisement
n there will not appear any future advertise
ments from in this paper. My STOVES
AND TINWARES are sold by nearly every first
class responsible dealer in your county and will
be sold by them at city prices. Therefore it is
not necessary to come to this city to make your
purchases for these goods. However, should you
come to the city to buy STOVES AND TIN
WARE AND HOUSEKEEPING ARTICLES,
you will receive very cordial welcome and re-
ceive all the bargains that are offered.
ne The few dealers who do not buy from me
now are solicited to write for my NEW PRICES,
and 1 am sure they will buy after they see the
prices and goods.
WIN. J. n. CLUCK,
50, IS q 100 n. GAY STREET,
Bet. the Bridge and Front Street, Baltimore, Nd.
M,
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A Tough Yarn.

The Kansas story about flock of sheep being
or with melted snow, is matched by one in Geor-
gia. A farmer at Bronwood, who keeps large
flock in q range where cockle-burs are numerous,
the other day noticed fifteen sheep side by side,
their heads all pointing the same way, looking as
if out for drill. He yelled at them to move, and
the whole lot moved at once. He finally discov-
cred that the burs had got into their wool, and
they were stuck against each others sides.
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Oleomargarine and the Dairymen.


Some oleomargarine makers, assembled in con
vention at Pittsburg, have discovered why there
is such prejudice against oleomargarine. 1t il
because bold, bad dairy farmers buy their pro-
duct, mix it with one-fourth or one-third of its
bulk of butter, and sell it for pure country butter
1t is strange that this has not been discovered
BEFORE but now that the dreadful truth has leaked
out it is hard to say whether the dairy farmers
will actively champion the cause of the oleomar-
garine makers, who, if this is true, afford them an
enormous source of profit, or begin to denounce
them as liars and horse thieves. The chances
are that the dairy farmers will split the difference
and go prosecuting their best friends, the oleo-
margarine people, in strange ignorance of the
way in which that class of philanthropists puts
money into every dsiryman's pocket.
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Reading Notices.
"ROugh on Rats. -

ssROugh on Rats
Clears out rats, MICE roaches flies, ants, bedbugs
Heart Pains.
Palpitation, Dropsical Sweings, Dizziness, In
digestion, Headache, Sleeplessness cured by Wells
Health Remover.
"ROugh ON COrns.''
Ask for Wells Rough ON Corns. 15c. Quick,
complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.
ssBuchu.Paiba.'
Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, Stone
Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder. ST., Druggists.
Bed Bugs, Flies.
Flies, reaches, ants, bed bugs, rats, mice, gophers
chipmunks, cleared out by Rough on Rats. 15c
Thin People.
Wells Health Remover restores health and vigor
cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. 81
CROUCH ON Pain"
Cures cholera, collie, cramps, diarrhea, aches
pains. sprains headache, neuralgia, rheumatism
zoe. Rough on Pain Plasters, l5c.
Mothers.
If you are failing, broken, worn out and nerv-
GUS use "Wells' Health Remover" ST. Druggists
Life Preserver.
If you are losing your grip on life, try "Wells
Health Renewer." Goes direct to weak spots.
ssE.Ough ON Piles"
Cures Piles or Hemorrhods, Itching, Protruding
Bleeding, Internal or other. Internal and Exter
nal Remedy in each package. Sure cure, &c.,
Druggists.
Pretty Women.
Ladies who would retain freshness and vivacity
Don't fail to try "Wells' Health Remover"
s'ROugh on Itch.''
CROUCH on Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ring
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'sROugh on Catarrh."
Corrects offensive odors at once. Complete curt
of worst chronic cases, also unequaled as gargl'
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The Hope of the Nation.
Children, slow in development, puny, scrawn.
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Catarrh Of the Bladder.
Singing, irritation, Inflammation, all Kidne
and Urinary complaints cured by Buchu-Paiba. 81
"Water Bugs, ROaches."
Rough on Rats clears them out, also Beetles, Ants
Feb.27.-St
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ASTRONOMICAL PHENOMENA.
SINKING IN GREAT PRESSURE.

1t may little surprising to a careless OBJ
server but it is nevertheless true, that piece of
iron or any heavy substance will rapidly sink to
the bottom of the sea even in the deepest places
However great may be the pressure produced at
great depths by the superintendent mass, the
specific gravity of the water is but little greater
than at the surface. Hence such substances as
stone, sand, mud, clay, Shells etc., exist at great
depths with little variation except from the effects
of decreased light.
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The Minutes Worth Saving.

The value of time is clearly demonstrated by
DR.. S. A. Allbone, in his Dictionary of Authors
when he shows by time table (taking days in a
year 313, and working hours in day 81 that
minutes lost each day is, in year, days, hours,
minutes; 10 minutes is days, hours, 10 min
utes 20 minutes is IL days and 20 minutes; 80
minutes is 10 days, hours, 30 minutes; 90 min
utes is SO days, hour.
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The weight of scientific opinion now favors the
view that "fying- fish" do not fly. The muscles
of flight in birds average in weight one-sixth of
the whole body, those of bats one thirteenth while
those which have been supposed to enable the
fishes to fly are only one.thirty-second. The i'm
pulse to the propulsion of the fying-fsh is prob
ably delivered while they still in the water by
the exceptionally powerful muscles which cover
both sides of their body.
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Miscellaneous.
DRY GOODS.

Have on hand at all times splendid stock Of
DRESS GOODS, SILKS, MOURNING GOODS,
LADIES' AND MISSES WRAPS, JERSEYS,
SHAWLS, LINEN FABRICS, FLANNELS,
BLANKETS, QUILTS, GOODS FOR MEN AND
BOYS WEAR, GENTS FURNISHING GOODS,
DOMESTIC GOODS, GINGHAMS, PRINTS,
sATINEs, HOSIERY, UNDERWEAR, LACES,
&C., &c.
We offer only such goods as we think will prove
of good value for the price paid. The price in
plain figures marked on every article, from which
there is no abatement.
Having been established in business in Balti-
more for SIS years, and built up large trade by
fair dealing, courtesy and attention to the wants
of customers, we think it will be to the advantage
of the readers of this paper to deal with US. Sam
pies will be sent to select from when we receive
plain and explicit directions of what is probably
wanted. Mch. 13.-2t.
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for all that they have lost inthe last two
months nor to secure them reinstatement
to their old places, nor yet to secure them
employment elsewhere, He has simply
ordered them out to their indefinite in
jury and thus left them, while he will
probably return to his profession position
as Master Workman Of districtaSsembly lOl.
We say probably, for we see IT stated that
so great is the dissatisfaction with him
that his valuable services will hereafter
be dispensed with. A general, who with
out consultation with his chief, should
commit such an egregious and criminal
folly as this man Irons has committed
would be court martl4led and degraded to
the ranka, and this is at least as little
punishment as should DO inflicted upon
this reckless destroyer otso many mems
chances in life, to say nothing OF all the
~incalCulAble injury that he has inflicted
upon the city OF St, Louis, upon q great
line Of railway aud upon q great scope Of
country.
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nu.slsrso Gibson poKnsd.
Correspondence Of the Intdlt01tctr.

Correspondence Of the IRtdltQaecr.
Pr. PLEASANT, W. Va. May 3.-Hon.
John A. Hutchinson, Of Parkersburg,
doWned the Hon. "Useless" Gibson, rep.
resentative OF the Fourth district, In a
glowing address 10 the citizens Of the
county at the Court House to-day. Both
speakers were announced to address our
people ut the same hour, but the day be.
tonged to the Republicans in fact and for
two hours the crowded court room was en-
tertained by one Of the most forCible
speeches from John A. Hutchinson ever
heard in the city. "UseleSs" declares HIM
self a candidate for reelection and says
"the candidate will be nominated on the
first ballot and it will be me-" Hon.
Charles L. Hogg spoke for a few minutes
during which he said he was lin the field,
and In this time 10 stay" and knows mo
such thing as defeat in convention"
MIR. Hutchinson says he Is not a Candi'
date for any position and could not be
owing to business relations induced To
become q candidate at this time. His
speech. will appear in the Mountain STATE,
published al this place, next week.
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wise in Her Gouoration.

~ am a lawyers daughter, you know;
George dear, she said, after George had
proposed and had been accepted, land
YOU wouldn't think it strange i'll were
to ask You to sigma little paper to the
effect that we are engaged, would your
George was to happy to think anything
strange Just then, and he signed the paper
with a trembling hand and q bursting
heart,
Then she laid her ear against his mid
die vest button, audthey we're very, very
aTeIl me, darling" said George, after a
long, delicious silence, why did you
want me to sign that paperP Do you not
reposs implicit confidence in my love Tor
%Ah, yes" she sighed, with infinite
content, 'iudeed / doi but George, DEAR
| have been fooled SO many times"
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The rlnr,ln Iron. Cln.. Of Loaders.

A few weeks ago Martin Irons wan liv.
ing at Sedalia, No., all unknown to the
world as Master Workman Of district No.
1Ol, X. Of L. Now he'll known very gene.
rally throughout the United States as the
p~reClpitate man who took the bit in his
teeth and ordered a strike that did not re.
ceivs the appreciation Of the chief Of his
order, but that on tue contrary was pro.
nounced unCalled for and unwise by him,
and that has at last after inGlctinggreatloss
upon his fellow worknen and upon every
interest involved, iuRlorlously collapsed.
There was an ambitious person once
who burned a great temple at Ephosus,
not one feature OF which could he have
constructed, in order that he might be as
much talked about as tho great artisan
who designed the classic structure. He
could win fame by destruction but not by
construction, and waa willing to have 1t
that way. AS he could not become glo.
rious in the memory Of men he could at
least become notorious.
And so with,this man Martin Irons. lie
could probably never plan a great labor
organization Of any kind, but he could we
presume do as much a sany other one mar
to destroy It. II the knights Of Labor
maintains itself hereafter on the line ofthe
Missouri Pacific railroad 1t will be in spite
Of all that this foolish leader has done 10
undermine and destroy 1t. To him be.
longs the credit Of attempting to destroy
the business Of one railroad, not offending
at the time, In order to get at another rail.
road that had to DO disciplined. The old
doctrine that "the end justiaes the
means was invoked and sought to be put
In practice by this highly original and
rsokless man. lie did not care how many
thousand people might be thrown out Of
employment nor how long they might stay
ont, nor What they might suffer, nor
whether the hall Of thOm might find their
nlaoss filled and their occupation gone al
The end Of his CRuseless strike No, he
wNreally Indifferent to all this and wicked
and reckless ehough to DO what he did do
without justification, and to put all the in.
tetests Of his order that should have been
sacred 10 a conscientious man at stake on
the hazard Of success.
No one need envy the reflections Of Mr.,
Martin Irons, as he now surveys the
scene Of destruction he has wrought. HO
may we'll seek To flee away from the line
oifailfoad along which his now helpless
victims are scattered, in order 10 escape
theft ~reprUacheS. lie has no power To
compensate them in the slightest degree
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m-AnKannRGO nIrs.

"WlrdJ" Wilson'S order HaiSiHg u HIcilon'
suGlnly EOteS -BuslusSs Alatters.
Correspondence N ne MtdiiGMe1.
CLARHsnuRo, w. VA, May $40 say
that there is weeping and guashing OF
teeth among the good Democrats OF this
district over "Windy" Wilson's latest and
most extraordinary DETECTION from tho
psth Of duty and Of his predecessor, is
phrasing it mildly indeed. There are
gome Of these aiore .menttoned gentlemen
Yho are gifted with u long insight INTO
iuturity, and there are others who don't
REQUIRE the aid Of an exceedingly llyeiy
Imagination 10 picture the Governor play
ing smash with the Democratic party with
lust such weapons as the re'assessment
order. ~
made a serious mistake. Those OF the
creed who feel as ii they couldn't con.
gcientiously defend the Jackson ukase
fake the ground that it ia best TO leave III
alone, and unhesitRiingly say that Wilson
in declaring his intention To abide solely
by ths Constitution, and throw the re.
assessment order and the whole cargo OF
Supreme Court decisions on its Conslitu'
t~Ionality overheard, has not in view the
good of his county, but rather the United
States Senate. OF course 1t ID not to DO
supposed that tho Democracy can tolerate
such a monster OF Michiavellanism.
The MeipS, which ia tue political organ
Of the party In this place, pouts out the
yisls OF righteous wrath In an editorial OF
two columns and devotes o third to SUM
ming up delightful "reminiscences Of the
Governors past aud present, II may DO
thatthe Governor Is T%eVVnginR himself Tor
not being tbs choice Of his party" by
ignoring It in governing the State; or per-
haps after all he Is not ungrateIul for the
honor thrust upon him in an emergency,
but seeu what others may not, that the
Democracy OF West Virginia Is fact asslm'
ing tho dog in tho manager aspect which
chsracterizes the little hot hole Of DemoC.
raCy in Weston, and unwilling to sacrifice
the party to personal likes and dislikes,
lie has determined 10 depart from Demo-
cratic preCedents and steer 1t into safety
by other methods.
One thing Is certain, that Wilson, like
the distinguished gentleman who sits at
the head vi his country, has eyinCed u
strong disposition 10 take the bit in his
teeth, and unless the Democrats get in
their whip hand tho two may run away
with the party yet.
There was a general revival Of gayeties
among tho society people here during the
past week. The progressive euChre club,
instead Of dying with the season, as was
predicted Oi,it, has been revived to live Its
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rhOy were All willing to steal.

Chicago Ners.
In a little downtown saloon yesterday
more than a dozen men tried to sneak an
elegant i%vory.handled umbrella which
leaned against a maple panel at the end Of
the bar. Although several OF the men
were evidently. experts, not one could
manage to secure 1t. Whenever the bar.
tender caught a gentleman In the act, and
he managed to catch them all, he put up
glasses for himself and the dishonest
patron, for which the patron always paid.
"Stormy weather outside" remarked a
well.dressed man, catching sight OF the
umbrella and moving over toward II.
"Another settler and lemon, and take
something yourself" remarked the cus-
TONER, cordially. Then a hand slipped
down behind the pleasant gentleman's
Coat.tails and began grouping around.
Pretty soon Il touched the panels and NOV
ed cautiously across the polished surface.
Il didn't find anything, and tho gentleman
who owned IL stopped whistlihg suddenly
and grew red In the lace. He coughed
violently and walked to tile other end Of
the bar 10 expeCtorate. On his way back
he glanced sharply at the panel and saw
leaning against II the ivory.handled nm.
brella. The performance was repeated.
The stranger was beginning to show signs
Of having an eplleptic 81 when the bar.
tender leaned over and said, dtily:
"Can't you get ltW
"Ahem, Weil-ah, YOU know-my TIN.
btella-you see,n gasped the gentleman.
",Yea, lps a daisy, amt w Jim, the
highI haFinhdpt mai haF lhhfa. Ha'a 6nt
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spottsa Deer.


TeRIs Syttnst'
Two young ladies' were examining the
animals in Central Park, New York, last
"Oh, what beautiful spotted deer!"
The other young lady bowed her head
"why, what is the matter with you
now"
"You don't know how 1t hurts my feel
ings to have you talk about spotted deer
l once had q spotted dear"
"You hadP
"Yes; my dear was q street car conduc-
tor, and We were going TO be married but
the company spotted him, and my dear
had to resign his positionl and ever since
l have to sigh whenever ! hear anybody
talking about spotted dear"
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DIED,

BAGGs-Oa Tuesday, May I, 1856, at O'clock p.
", sMERHAN JACKSON BAOds aged y years.
Funeral from The residence Of his father, A, j.,
Baggs, in bridgeport, Ohio, on Thursday AZ lao
y. Y. Friends Of the family Invited.
PAgRII-On Tuesday, May 1, 1856, at 2 O'Clock
r. NJ ADA LILLIAN, dRughIerOl James PaEriS aged
10 years.
Funeral from the residence OF her father on
souta Jacob street, Thursday, May {. at2 O'Clock
=, NJ. laterment at Mt, olIvet Cemetery. Friends
nj tho family invited .
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MT. De CHAHTAL ACADEMY,
NEAR WHEELING, ". VA.

The thirty .eIghth year Of this wel.EnOwn 4a8.
envy, under the charge Of the Visitation Nuns
opens on the frat Monday Of September next uad
continues ten months.
Pupils received at any time in the session.
Those who desire TO place their daughter Ia ~
institution aBording exceptional advantage Ia
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cellent board, thorough discipline aud instruction
at the hands Of life long teachers, in every depr.
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languages and music, should send tor a catalogue
OF this School. Address,
Dlrectresso Of the Academy oftho Visitation,
MT. De CEIANTAL,
au2S.pAw Near wheellug W. Va
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UNIVERSITY or VIRGINIA,

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