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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
THE CABLE LINE.

The subject of rapid transit has been
thoroughly discussed by the people of st.
Paul ana public opinion has pretty unani-
mouslv settled down to the conclusion that
cable line is what they want. And it is
what they ought to have. There is no oc-
casion for any further delay in naugurating
the work. There is no necessity in spend
ing any time in looking around for some
body to build the line because that is
already provided for. In communica-
ton published in the GLOBE several weeks
ago Mr.. THOMAS LOWRY, president of the
st. Paul Street Railway company. Signified
his willingness to go to work at once build
ing a cable line, provided that the city coun-
Gil would grant the authority to do So 1t
is now well understood that Mr.. LOWRY is
ready to go ahead and build line from
Broadway to Dale street, on any route that
the council will map out. It is now time
that the city council was astir in the
matter. It must be remembered that it
takes no little time to construct cable line.
Those who are familiar with the manner of
constructing these lines understand that it
is necessarily slow work. The mere matter
of having the castings nodded that are
necessary in the construction will probably
take several months. The very least time
in which line from Broadway to Dale by
the nearest route could be built would be
a year. If council would grant authority
to construct this line between now and the
1st of October the winter months could be
utilized in making the necessary prepara-
tons and by spring the work could be be-
gun and probably completed by next fall.
If the action Of council is delayed later
than October the whole business would
necessarily go over until spring and the
result would be that the line could
not be completed until the follow
ing summer or fall. So practically
it is question of years delay in COM
pleting the work if council does not act
promptly in the matter. The people of this
city are interested in this enterprise. It is
a matter of no practical difference who
builds the line. The main thing is to have
it built. They have confidence in Mr.
LowRY's ability to- push the work as vigor-
ously as it can be done. They are also as
sured that he will equip it as he has prom
ised to do by putting elegantly fin
ished Pullman cars On the line.
and providing all the accommodations that
can be supplied. The sooner the work is
commenced the better the people of this
city will be pleased, and as the consent of
the council is the only thing now lacking
to put the scheme into operation, the eyes
of the people are resting upon that body
with no little anxiety for the sign of a
prompt movement on its part
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
s.ns 1T WARM ENoUGHa,,

To the man who asks.
Sing hey! for cauldron of boiling oil,
And basin of molten lead,
Where this obdurate sinner may sizzle and
And tropically soak his head.
Who says to his brother in sweltering stew,
With gurgle of fervid glee,
''ls it torrid enough to-day for your
It's not warm enough for me-
May he SINCE and toast, and simmer and roast
And char, and kindle, and burn,
And scorch and SINCE till his soul will cringe,
And his body to cinders turn.
Then the blistering heat of furnace fire
Shall accomplish his just cremation.
And fagots and peat be his funeral pyre
10 finish his incarceration.
And thus this fellow we'll arden0ly kiln,
And listen with joy to his means;
ana when he has carboniZed all that he will
wen each take one of his bones.
And waving the calcned remains of him.
A Parseean dance will do;
And shout this jocular requiem:
us it hot enough now FOR your
Buffalo Express.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
The TIasher,s Chagrin.

NdIiOudl w cOhly
Two transcendantly beautiful faces peered
out of an open window of prominent
business block on Clark street the other
afternoon, which attracted the attention of
two wellknOWn characters who were loiter-
ing about the entrance of the Sherman
house.
by George" exclaimed one of the
Washers, there are two lovely faces in
that window up there
by Jove," replied the other ''they are
throwing few glances in this direction
Il wonder if they Will recognize the
handkerchief game?" said the first at the
same time throwing wistful glance to-
ward the window.
Let us try them, said the other. With
that the fellow pulled out his handkerchief
and practically waved it a few times across
his face, which was ahickly responded to
by the owner of one of the handsome faces
in the window.
This little pleasantly was INDUCED in for
an hour or more, when gentleman friend
OF one of the Washers approached him and
said:
Il say, Charley, you are enjoying your
self hugely, amt you?"
IT should say So" replied the masher.
but how did you know what we were un
tOE'
swell, I have been watching you for an
hour; in fact. have been in that very room
during the time that you have been eniov-
ing the little Irritation, and I have been an
pointed cammittee of one, by the ladies.
to wait on you and extend an invitation for
you to call upon them"
is that fact?" asked the masher.
SIT Is and they have expressed a wish
tn form VOur acOIaintancn
WELL" replied the masher, ssthis is in.
deed an unlocked for pleasure. and | will
avail myself of the privilege if YOU will
kindly conduct us to the room.'
Certainly will" said the gentleman.
The masher and their friend assembled in
the elevator, and with palpitating hearts
Whre ushered into the presence of their
''maSh."
Imagine their CONSERVATION and surprise
when they were introduced to two beauti-
full little girls about eight years old, the
daughters OF the gentlemanly guide. who
were having their portraits painted in am
artists studio. -
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
THE TREAsURy SITppIus

If the enormous majority by which the
MORRISON treasury surplus resolution
passed the house Of representatives yester-
day IS all index TO popular feeling in rela-
ton to this matter, it would be next to i'm
possible for the senate to resist the current
of public opinion, and it will be safe to as
sumo the resolution will also pass that
body. OF course there will be a
great outcry against it from Wall
street and from the spectators, and a
vigorous effort will be made to defat it in
the senate. The proposition involved in
the resolution is SO reasonable and so much
in accord with public iudgmeut that the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

sanship and the prostitution of public Office
which is the leading Democratic paper of
the state. felt called upon to direct the at
tention Of the president to the doings of
these federal officeholders, and asked
the president to keep his pledges to
the people by removing the last one of
them from Office. OF course such revela-
ton will be o shock to the civil service
ideas of the president, and the offending
officials have reason to await his action in
the matter with fear and trembling. But
just here comes in very nice question as
to how far an officeholder can exercise the
right of individual liberty which is guaran-
teed to him by the constitution, and which
the president has said he is entitled
TO enjoy under the civil service law.
That he has the right to vote and
to hold Office is conceded. Are the lines to
be drawn there? Is he to be prohibited
from serving as delegate in political con-
.yention and is he to be restrained from the
enjoyment of the dearest of all political
privileges to the average American politi-
cian-that of making stump speech? 1t
is a very nice question for the president to
decide. If Office holding is to be bar to all
kinds of political work then there will
be fewer applicants for office i'll the
future. There are men holding Office to-
day, and numbers of others who are seek
ing office, who if they knew that office
holding was to deprive them of the privil-
eye of attending a political convention or Of
making political speech would throw the
Office to the dogs. At the same time it is
important that the president should draw
The line so that it may be fairly understood
how far an officeholder. may go in the
direction of exercising political privileges.
In prospect of the approaching fall elections
it might be good idea for the president to
issue bulletin defining the limitations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
The REGATTA.

On FRIDAY and Saturday the annual regatta
OF the Minnesota and Winnipeg Rowing asso-
citation will take place. The Moline ILL., crew
are expected tonight from Grand Rapids.
where they gained new laurels. Below ia
given the entries up to date:
Senior Fours-
Minnesota Boat Club-First crew, low. w.
S. Getty: 2, w. FL. Lightner; 8, J. 7. Wood;
stroke, G.. W. James.
Second Crew-Bow. W. F. Newell: 2, L. Tay-
lor; 8, R. Baxter; troke P w. Parker.
st. Paul Boat Club-Bow, j. B. Watkins; 2,
o. NJ. Nelson: 4, NJ. ID. Mum; stroke, W.
Holcombe.
Winnipeg Boat Club-Bow, F. W. Hobart,
2,E W. H. Van Allen; 3,Bill Caldwell; stroke,
George T. Gait.
Junior Fours-
Minnesota Boat Cluo-First crew, bow. W.
=. Newell; 2, L. Taylor; 8, R. Baxter; stroke,
P. W. Parker.
Second Crew-Bow, L. P Ordway; 2, W.
harrington; 2. E. A. Jaggard; stroke, F. w.
Banning.
St; Paul Boat Club-Bow, H. L. Wheat; 2,
A. w, Eckhart; 3, FL. c. Deacon; stroke, -
Grover.
Winnipeg Boat Club-Bow, A. c. L. Fox; 2,
ii. Thompson; s. James A. Campbell; stroke.
A. H. Buchanan.
Senior Double
Minnesota Boat Club-First crew: Row. F.
d. Wood; stroke. r. Baxter
second Crew-Bow, j. j. O'Leary: stroke,
a. McLaren. Perhaps the Lurline club will
enter crew.
Junior Doubles
Minnesota Boat Club-Bow, G. A. Jaggard;
stroke r. Banning
Senior Singles
l. j. Wood, Minnesota Boat club; Hal Wat.
son, Lurline Boat club.
Junior Singles
T: W. Parker. j. J. O'Leary and Kingsland
Smith of the Minnesota Boat club
Inc Junior doubles, the senior singles and
the junior tours row Friday, and the junior
singles, senior fours and senior doubles
Saturday. The first race will be started at
o:oo p. m: each day, Immediately after the ar
rival Of the 4:30 train from St. Paul I'm nd
dlt1on to this train the Manitoba will run five
others, leaving st. Paul at $50 a. m. and 80,
2:oO $3.50 and $50 p. m. Returning trains
will leave the Beach at $3.50 and 1880 p. m.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

Has q Larger Circulation, than shat
OF Amy other Newspaper Printed
ssy and Rapidly Increasing. keeping
Pace with the Growth of tho Great
CIV OF which the GLOBE is Admit.
ssGly The Journalistic representa-
tive
Isis the Fest Advertising medfuna
far Those who Desire TO Reach all
Glasses OF Newspaper Readers In tho
Great Northwest. and Especially zn
G1aanes91G and Dakota
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
yassar Graduates.

Once in a while some man has courage
enough to marry Yassar graduate; but as a
rule the girls don't step off very well. Out of
nearly roo graduates only about 200 have
been drawn in the nuptial moose. The full
blown buds left have taken up various CALI
1ngs There are seventeen physicians. two
organists, ten bookkeepers, five chemists
fifteen school principals, two farmers, one
census clerk, two insurance agents, $50
teachers, six artists, one law clerk, five libra
rians, one copyist, twelve music teachers,
three astronomical assistants, two journal
lists, three qymnastic teachers, two mission
aries, three public readers aud four authors.
-Ex.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
DRAWING THE LINES,

The Cincinnati Enquirer has created
CONSERVATION among the federal Office
holders in Ohio by making public demand
upon the president that he shall enforce his
civil service reform policy against every
Office holder who takes an active part in
political caucuses and conventions. At a
recent congressional convention in that
state the Enquirer affirms that there were
twenty federal Office holders present
and all of them getting in their
best ticks in favor of one candidate. Re-
memberng what President CLEVELAND
has said in the past about offensive parti-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

/ met her on West Hampton Beach,
Where l was spending my vacation,
And pelted her with flowers of speech;
1t was my only recreation.
told her that loveo her well.
Admired her face. her graceful carriage
And in the pause of oceans swell
Hinted of our prospective marriage.
We sought the beach at morn and eve,
On the piazza took our incoming;
And in two weeks, you may believe,
We did an awful lot of spooning.
I was fool; I might have known
That /, in town, would soon recover;
While she still claims me as her own
Accepted and acknowledged lover.
She sends me gushing missives, all
About her hesrt-and how won 1t,
And y. my salary's SO small
really wish hadn't done it!
-Harper's Bazaar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

THE local telegraphers think they ought not
to work fourteen hours for seven hours pay,
and request an increase for the overwork
Their demand is good deal more reasonable
than that of ten hours pay for eight hours
work, and they will have general sympathy in
any lawful effort to secure their rights.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Era of pigny congressman.

NOrlQuelQ news.
1t Is authoritlvely stated that Judge J. L.
Macdonald of Shakopee is not looking for con
gressional honors, but will retain the judg.
ship. That is the most sensible thing we have
heard yet, for lawyer of MIR. Macdonald
ability to be thumbed about by political
whackers for the picayune office of congress.
man is indeed deplorable. This is indeed the
era of pigmy congressman and the Judge
deserves better company.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
THE TICKET OF 1855.

Mr.. WINDOW may as well quit worrying
about the gubernatorial nomination. A
prominent West Virginian Republican an
nounces that the Republican presidential
ticket in 1888 will be WINDOW and CoNK-
LING. That settles it, and now Mr.. WIN
DOM can afford to give the smaller fry a
chance at the governorship. The office of
governor of Minnesota is too small hole
anyway to fit big peg like WINDOW.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Cutting Rates.

CHICAGO, July 1.-THE Rock Island
made an average reduction to-day of 40 pei
cent. in freight rates to Omaha. including
all classes in the cut. The rates put in
force are: First class, 80 cents; second, 80:
third, 10; fourth, 1919; fifth, 10; class A,
Is, and B. anG D. 10 cents. These rates
are made open and billed fiat. The Rock
Island claims its competitors have been
making these rates secretly for month
mast
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
MIDST THE MADDING THRoNG.

very warm nOight," remarked policeman
as ne sauntered into the kitchen of a St. Paul
resloenoe, acting very much as though
frequent caller.
~ on re right SIR" exclaimed the maid in
repIylng TO her Cousins remark. 1T do
s'rlAe me that the nights up here are not as
COOL as they used to be-
falth and you're not far wrong contin-
ueu the wearer of blue as he squared himself
IN front of table and began to eat his
iuncn- 1t keeps on getting warmer and
warmer all the toime.'
fass that cream said the policeman.
why the noights are getting so bastely hot
that us officers on the noight bates have to
"aiN around in the shade of trees and build
lnes. for the last wake or SO I've not been
aDie W shape at all at night. I've been walk
lug around most of the toime-couldn't Shape
Wink. An when it gifts too warum for US
u SHAPE us purity hot weather, I'm telling
YER
"a
little girl is out at White Bear lax e. en-
joying her first season at a summer resort.
que 10 particularly charmed with the fishing
eApeaIIions, Being very quiet and observ
inS oniio ana not much given to talking, she
n"o proved very successful fisher, and sell
uoll returns TO the hotel without having in
hol possession fair string of fish as result
Oh ner watching and waiting.
0he considers herself well up in the differ
cut KINGS OF fish and can, so she maintains, tell
the several fish at sight.
1ne other day she was entertaining visitor
from the city with hel success in fishing
ny, only this morning. she sad II went
OUT with my aunt before breakfast, and in a
Jlfy we had four orfive fish"
nat KIND OF fish did you catch?" asked
the visitor
We'll" continued the little girl, 1.-THE first
one was pickle and the other three were all
war-like-pike"
''Ihe most remarkable gathering that
ever saw or heard Of" exclaimed a newspa-
per man, looking in the senate chamber in
the state capitol, where, assembled in their
nineteenth annual convention. were the men,
oers OF the Minnesota Editors and Publishers
| association
;" nat do you mean?'' questioned by
stander who heard the remark. .:Surely you
90 not mean the attendance?'
mo" replied the first speaker, ssfor I am
nf ormed that in past years the members in
attendance have outnumbered those here to-
day."
III tuCy lIOIS ClN1lZoQ IQ1Q you expected
to find them?''
''Oh. no, their looks are all right On that
score they will pass with the editors of any
state.'
"Well, then, what is so remarkable?''
VI am Informed, and / have every reason
to believe my informant, that cut of the sixty
editors here assembled not single one ever
worked on the New York Sun, and none of
them knows Charles damn
~
A young man who, following his physicians
advice to go to some quiet lake town where
perfect rest and quietness could be secured,
has gone to a peaceful little place not many
miles from st. Paul. His many friends in the
city have been flooded with letters from him
since his enforced quiet, asking them to come
up ana visit him.
In his letters he says: ST have boat of
Dyyn md q oil
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Saratoga water Cranks.

11OotOu IIdF6I6I SdFdIOga LGLltr.
The drinking of the waters amounts to a
frenzy with many who come here, and one
Boston woman goes so far as to drink sixteen
glasses before breakfast. Where she puts it
is question, but that it goes down has been
proved beyond doubt. The water s'cranks"
are to be seen at all hours of the morning,
day and night, gulping down great quantities
of the water and declaring that they feel like
fighting cocks in consequence.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Behind The BARS

SIOUX CITY, Ia, July 14.-The Trout
murderer, Ed. S. Hatch is at last behind
the bars having been brought here this ey-
ening by Sheriff Mcdonald. A large
crowd gathered at the depot, but the Off
GERS did not crafty them, but alighted
from the train some distance from the de-
pot with the prisoner and were nurriedIy
driven to the jail. The trial of this culprit
will no doubt bring to light many dark and
hidden things and it is sad that several
parties are beginning to be alarmed al
ready Public feeling is liable to become
expressive, now that the murderer is here.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

THERE seems to be a pretty general i'm
preston throughout the state that our bril-
liant fellow townsman, Hon. G. K. DAVIS,
could very ably represent Minnesota in the
United States senate. In the language of the
immortal Capt. CUTIE, HE kin, if anyone
kin, he kin, always with the proviso that a
Democrat could do it better
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
A Strong Candidate.

Sibley County Independent.
We see that Judge J. L. Mcdonald of Shak-
opee is prominently spoken Of as the Demo-
cratic candidate for congress in the Third
district. The judge is popular and very
able man, and his nomination would mean a
decidedly warm contest in the coming caln-
paign. No stronger candidate could be
put up.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

THE fast-driving tiend is again abroad on
ST. Paul's most crowded streets, but it is an
encouraging sign that there seems to be some
disposition on the part of the authorities to
check him in his mad career. He cannot be
checked too severely
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

THE work Of building the Arcade railway
under Broadway, New York, will soon begin.
The road will cost the enormous sum of 81
600, 600 per mile. In explanation of the vigor
with which the enterprise has been pushed, it
might be mentioned that its protector and
manager is Minnesota man.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

THE Minnesota editors met and talked yes
terday at the capitol, and of course natural
regrets were expressed by the spectators that
the senate chamber could not more fire.
quently contain, when the legislature is in
session, as distinguished. and intellectual
body of men.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
A Boom for DuIUth.


Duluth is just booming along this summer
with the velocity never equalled by ST. Paul
and Minneapolis in their palmiest days. The
twin cities would do well to quit their wrang-
ling and make common cause in everything
or the day is not for distant when the Zenith
city will down them both. She is sitting in
the lap of Destiny and just catches on to all
the good things afoat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
,rhe Garlic Disease.

Special to the Globe.
SIOUX CITY, Ia, July 1.-THE cattle
disease having turned out to be of more
contagious and fatal nature than at first
suspected, Assistant State Veterinary DR..
r. NJ. Nicholson has ordered a quarantine
over considerable portion of the city and
arrangements are being perfected to put it
into effect tomorrow. A number OF special
patrolmen and patrol wagons will be EN-.
ployed and everything possible done to pre-
vent further spread of the disease. The
quarantine will remain in effect until the
state authorities order otherwise.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

IF ALL the reports regarding Long Branch
and some other Eastern summer resorts are
true the efforts of the police to purify them
will be about as successful as would be an at
tempt to bail out the ocean with d sieve. For
morality, as well as health, come West, good
people, come West.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
Always One or the Other.

An Oakland farmer, DESTROYS of impressing
upon his daughter the difference between
singular and plural number, said: What dc
we say of young lady who is not married?'
Instead of the expected answer, THAT she is
single" the pert miss retorted: 1--WE say OF
her that she is going to be married." and SO
ended the first lesson
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15
LAKE MINNETONKA NEWS.
The George N. Morgan Post Picnics
at Lake Park.
The Grocers' Picnic To-day--A Great
Crowd Expected.
Tiae GeneraI Neus.

The George N. Morgan post picnic yester-
DAY at Lake Park was the most Important
event Of the day. The veterans to the num-
Der OF 400 enjoyed the day in various ways,
recountlng experiences and singing war
songs, Comrade Carr leading. In the evening
nanclng was INDUCED in at the pavilion until
Io:oo. At Excelsior the Plymouth church
picnic and at Lake Park the 18th are NJ E.
sunday school excursion, all of Minneapolis
were pleasant parties With no particular
program. To-day the grocers' annual picnic
VIII occur, and, by the preparations made,
one OF the largest crowds of the season is ex-
pected The rendezvous will be Lake Park
ana carefully arranged and novel program
has been prepared
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-15

CONSIDERING the fact that the few people
living in Alaska are sadly lacking in educa-
tional facilities, it is very appropriate that
by his sudden and unexpected marriage Gov.
SwINEFoRD of that territory should present
to them governess.