New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-12-20
THE TAX or The DAY.


man won n five -douar Uct by sitting LOT ONO houi
On n steam radiator in a Wisconsin saloon. ~ DO
was presumably. only half baked "hch No 49,
seat. the experience no uouDs uAH HN
good.-tB Boston Transcript
Tho term "growler" has become oosoieOe anu DiiDA
or, has succeeded it, A wagon load OF supplies"
WIS transferred to the Bellows lsldno boat on 0"o
uray and among them were TWO TWO Esii0n n.y.
,ene-on cans a boat hand remarked iheS "iu'
10 us,n, lots o. kerosene, them officers over there'
for they gets them cans filled onen lno so0i0' ~
let out "a few minutes later when one oil .ne In
corunq out on the deck of the boat snacAlhg his
lips and his breath smelling OF THAT when uoIh Ia
toxcate" said TO one Of his COMPANIONS soy
lmmyI the blinkers have got the gOoo stun '4i'
time"
When Won INQUIRE anxOusly after the health Oh inc
furnace lire IN the morning, 1t Is not eA@oSy ov'
lorting TO be told that II Is "weu enough u 10 ou
-lSpringheld Union
ON the o7tb of next Juno the Gate City Guard Of
Atlanta Ca. accompanied by nuinOer Vi 'neti
Snuth,rn friends and acquantances, Will leave Az
,anta and on the ID of July embark Tor EuIopo Oh
loari one OF the Antwerp steamers oil ue hcu oN',
Line sailing from New-lOTk. The Oate NtS CuS, quo,
. sd IN c the crack military battalion OF the SOuth
and the principal object OF the voyage Is lor Iocrc'
uon and sight seeing IN the various elues ol
after which the Guarl Will return home expecting |"
reach Atlanta by the LIST Of Observation-Disclosures
sun.
The Church OF England people of Halifax are Try
ing To 82oU.OOo to build a cathedral, out the
money COMES III slowly
The gallant colonel Henry watterson is afraid that
we Will all be giutted with gold unless we Keep
a careful watch things In general When news
paper is gutted with gold 1t Is quite apt TO exhibit
signs OF ghOullsh glee-
OF the $4,000 votes cast in the recent election in
Washington Territory, $4,000 we're cast by women.
man in Louisville who was recently candidate
for Common Councilman was 30 little known. that
when he appeared at the polls his opponent tried TO
Luy his vote
81 used to think that men had an awfully osy
time" SAID Mrs franks. but I've changed my mind.
hereafter I'm going TO take all the care on Charles
| possibly You see. the other morning told
CHARLIE wanted some wood, and to DO sure and
orler some Well. | waited all day. and that wood
didn't come and was almost angry, TOR, sand 1, he
has forgotten II, as usual Charles didn't come
home until late. long after had retired He had to
20 10 his cluO and It seems he was detained until
after midnight He awfully restless and kept
talking IN his sleep, saying every once IN a while.
: Glvo me another dollars worth OF chips 30 you
knew that his mind troubled about that
wood. How much IL must have worried him, to thus
disturb his restl Hereafter Pm gong to attend to
all house matters myself Poor mani he has enough
to boiler him without doing home errands. "-tBos
ton Transcript
Pratt County H., has debt of four cents. 1t Is
light that it is a floating debt
lady rushed into the central Police Station and
asked Detective Gladu If any stray children had been
found 10y the police. She was informed that there
five in the different stations whcreupon she
claimed: 81 have lost sevenl Where the other
Two l"-tMontTeal Gazette.
The papers of Boston do not say much about the
fact that large number of the Common Council
liquor dealers
The crop of grapes in California this year Is esti
mated at l7sOOO tons, of which 20, 600 tons
sent to tho East.
The Man To co To-The President-In order to finish
my message l must have report from your depart
ment.
Secretary Of the Navy-we the pay roll
mo. | want to know about the war vessels"
"War vesselsl"
"Why, yes"
"Ohi yes. yes certainly; but hadn't you better
consult Bancrofti / AN a little rusty on ancient
history ."-(Omaha World