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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
What Queen yictorjn Can DO.

1t is said Queen Victoria can wash and
dress baby with any woman, and can gen
orally diagnose the trouble when child
cries. The Queens skill in baby nursing
was acquired from the famous Mrs. Lilley,
who attended Her Majesty at the birth Of
the nine royal children. This excellent
person was great favorite with the Queen,
who honored her with her confidence on the
most delicate matters. When Mrs. L,lley
died. in her 92d year Her Majesty unatiect-
edly grieyed, feeling she had lost true
friend. The old nurse. to the last, proved
worthy of her mistress confidence.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
Not Skeery.

A Sunday school teacher visited school
for feeble minded children in Western
State and talked to the inmates very earn
estiy Oh the subject of prayer, and urged
them to form the habit of praying every
night. A few days afterward one of the
boys was heard to say to another: Johnny,
did you say your prayers last night?" No,
didn't; nor didn't say them the night
afore; nor didn't say them the night afore
that; and what's more, amt a-going to say
them--I amt one of the skeery kind"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

A. NJ. Vaughan. editor Of the hreen,otch Rerie,o
Greenwich, Ohio, writes: Last January met WITH
. worry severe accident caused by a runaway horse
used almost kind of salve 10 he 81 the wounds
Which turned to running Sores but found nothing to
do any good till was recommended HENRY'S CAR
BOJLC SALVE. bought box and it helped me o,
once. and at the end Of two months was completed,
well. 1t is the best save in tho market and neve,
fail of telling my friends about IT, and urge them n
use II whenever in need"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
A Great Attraction.

Ponsonby-"What' 10 fishing or boating?"
Proprietor of Hum, o.,cS House" Nary"
NO bathing, Of co,rse!"
Certainly not"
Il guess won't stay. You haven't sim
gle attraction"
Yes / have There's girl stopping
here who's worth half million. She is all
alone and
Give me cheap room on the third floor.
Phindeiphia CAL.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
He Could Not Sleep.

When O'Kelly woke up the other morn
ing he loked out of the window and saw
that it had rained during the night. "Shure,
an it rained," said he.
"Yis; didn't we hear it? 1t rained awfully
hard, replied his wife.
Faith, an why didn't We wake me opp"
Intercepted OK. "Ye know niver can
Shape whin it's raining. detroit Free
Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
Dom. Snend II on Strikes.

How is it that the Brotherhood Of Car
penters and ea,rers, representing eighteen
states of the t'n,on, has only expended
$i,641 for str during tho past year,"
This question WIS asked esterday of Sec
rotary p. j.. Maguirs a tae convention now
being held in this city. His reply was.
We give as little as possible in the way Of
strikes. We gain our measures largely
through compacts and agreements, ana
don't allow anything for strikes unless we
can't help it. "-Bufalo Courier.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

start that every poor family in the Ter
ritory will have enQA1.h for mess.
beg leave to subscribe myself, yours
in the interest Of the great, ungifted
majority, who do the work but cannot
nuently jerk the Roman nosed bird Of
freedom. JAMES w. BRALEY
To Bill Nye, Chairman Creased Pig
and Ornation Committee.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
Effect Of Vacation.

A young man got off a train at the North
western railway station in Chicago the other
day, and after walking slowly and labori-
ously up the short flight of stairs which
lead to the waiting room, stopping few
times on the way to rest, he looked around
for place to sit down. His wan. thin face,
heavy eyes, and general appearance of
weakness and detection attracted attention,
and kind old gentleman accosted the
stranger and asked if he could be of any
assistance.
"No-o," the young man drawled out, Il
guess I'll get along if l take my time to it. ;"
Are you ill.,"
Moo, I'm not sick. But feel as if
was all broke up"
Been in an accident?"
Moo, Tn Just tired, that's ALL Thanks,
you may call IA hanson for me, if You will
Don't believe l could ever walk out to the
street cars. l don't mind if you do carry
my valise. I'm SOL tired.
What's the matter"
"Oh, nothin much. I'm just returning
from my vacation. I'll he all right in a
week or two. Chicago Herald.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

Why suffer piles? Immediate relief and com
plete cure guaranteed Ask Trough on Piles I"
Sure cure for itching, protruding, bleeding, or
any form of Piles $40 At Druggists or Mailed
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

get '-Aitred .kercier. The following is case
in point: "Ipaid out hundreds of dollars with
out receiving any benefit" says Mrs. Emily
Rhoads Of McBrides, Mich. Il had female
complaints, especially dragging down, for
over six years. DIR. r. V. Pelces 'Favorite
Prescription did me more good than any med
icine ever took l advise every sick lady to
take it." And 80 do We 1t never disappoints
its patrone Druggists cell il
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

A huge derrick-pole fell and severely in
jured the foot of mechanical engineer T.. r..
Hoyt at the New Orleans Exposition, and
after only three applications of st. Jacobs
Oil. all the swelling and pain disappeared.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

IT has been discovered that patients in
the Columbus, Ohio, insane asylum are
whipped.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

Our admiration of a famous man
lessons on our nearer acquaintance with
him: and we seldom hear OF q cele-
brated person without catalogue Of
some notorious wea.3sas ana infrmities.
~AddjgOn.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
CROUCH ON CATARRH"

"Rough on Itch" cures skin hnmors, eruptions,
ring worm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chill
blains, itch, ivy poison, BARRIERS itch. Doc, jars.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

The most astonishingly beneficial results
have followed the use Of Red Rtar Cough
Cure by those affected with throat and lung
troubles. Price, twenty five cents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

For weak lungs, splitting of blood, short
ness of breath, consumption, night sweats
and all lingering coughs, DR. Perce's Golden
Medical Discovery Is a sovereign remedy
Superior to cod liver oil By druggists
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

One bottle Of Ayers Ague Cure will eradi-
cate malarial poisons from the system.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

No Opium in Pisos Cure for Consumption
Cures where other remedies fail. CSC.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

WAYNE COUNTY, New York, reports a
large peppermint crop.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

If ever we ought to be economists,
even to parsimony, it is in the volun-
tary production of evil.-B,lrke,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
CROUCH ON PILES

corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure
Of worst chronic cases also unequaled as gargle
for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. Soc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

II gray, restores 10 original color. An elegant
dressing, softens and beautiies. No oil nef
grease A Tonic Restorative Stops hair COM
ing out; strengthens, clesnses, heals scalp. 500
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

GRAY or sandy boards are colored brown or
black by BuckinShams Dye for the Whiskors
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

DULUTH, Mimi, is to have a Govern
ment fish hatchery.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

When you visit or leave Now York City, ssve
baggage, expressase, and % carriage hire, and
ssop At the Grand Union Hotel. opposite
Grand Central Depot
8l3 rooms fitted up at cost Of one million
dollars, 41 and upwards per day. European
plan Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the
best Horse cars, stages, aud elevated rail-
road to all depota Families can live better for
less money at the Grand Union Hotel than d
any other frst-class hotel in the city.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

A SCOUTING spring has been found near
Bay City, Mich.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

A MECHANIC Of Nazareth, Pa, made
. violin with his pocket knife.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

The anti photographic war in Chicago ha.
failed and the bill poster is happy.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
CROUCH ON BILE" PILLS

Start the bile, relieve the bilious stomach, thick
aching head and overloaded bowels. Small gran
ules, small dose, big results, pleasant In opera-
ton. aput disturb the atoDAoA. IA
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
FATE.


THEY sat together in the shadow of
the hotel piazza, their hearts beating in
unison and their shoulders touching.
He had been repeating TO her fairy
tale and at its close he said: Suppose
like the fair maiden in the story you
were given one wish, what would you
wish for?" al don't know" she muir
mured then after a pause she softly
said: 81 think would have you wish
fer me. "--BostOn Courier
"YEs," said Mrs. Upperten, "the
pastor is very eloquent preacher, no
doubt, but he sometimes irrtates me
by dwelling with such stress upon the
fact that in the other world we shall
wear white robes. White never did be-
come me, even when ] was girl. My
husband says l look regal in garnet
silk. If thought / could wear garnet
silk, the inducement to lead a religious
life would be a great deal stronger than
it is at present
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

sRough on Rats" clears out rats, Mice. $50
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22
DOLLY,


Dolly is plump and Dolly is fair,
Dolly has brown eyes, and soft, wavy hair,
Dolly is witty and Dolly is gay,
Laughing and singing is Dolly all day.
Dolly is comedy. and Dolly is neat
voice, too, has Dolly that's tender and sweet
Dolly is saucy sometimes confess,
Dolly is witchingiy chic in her dress.
Dolly at home is the light of the house.
Dolly can cook, doesn't scream at mouse
Dolly is brave, and Dolly is kind
Another like Dolly you never could find.
Dolly is courted ~ suitors a score,
Dolly tells each OF them he is a bore.
Dolly worship-but what is the use?
Cruel and fair Dolly, go to the deuce
-S1nerpiile Journal
A MAN afflicted with deafness took a
prescription to Topeka druggist. who
filled it with care and in the latest
style. The deaf man asked the price,
when the following talk occurred: Drug
gist cleaning ON the counter and smiling
in a won't-you-pay-up sort of a manner,
"The price is rs cents" Deaf GUS
tomer-"Five cents? Here it is?"
Druggist lin a louder voice Seventy
five cents, please" Deaf customer
"Well, there's your cents" Druggist
Tin very loud voice and very firm man
ner)-"I said serenity five" Deaf Gus
toner getting angry)-"Well, what
more do you want? l just gave you
your cents" Druggist (sotto voce)-
well, 60 to thunder with your medi-
cine; | made 3 cents any way. Drug
Record
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1886-09-22

young, scared-to-death elocutionist,
who seems to be afraid Of the cars.
will suffer with you in spirit, through
the long, hot Grafton, filed with patri-
otism and perspiration, but cannot be
there. will think of you, and will
indorse anything you may say regard
ing Freedom from her mountain
heights" or STARRY Banner Free" or
any of those things, but to stand up be-
fore my fellow-citizens and fan the air
with the tail of an alpaca buster, and
yell my larnyx loose over large,
irregular mass of freedom, of which we
have more than we need and don't
know where to put it or how to use
it, is out of my line.
If might make bold to offer sug-
gestion, / would ask that the Dear Old
Flag which protects everybody, no mat
ter how much of a failure he may be as
q citizen, the Dear old Flag which
waves over the Gentle monogamist and
the wide-necked Mormon alike; the
Dear Old Flag which floats over a
large, snorting, painting army of po-
litical patriots, on both sides, with no
visible means of support, patriots
who have contributed the copper lin
ings Of their digesters that the nation
might live; the Dear Old Flag, the
oyer-worked Dear Old Flag, the ia
tigued and perspiring Dear Old Flag
that has SO long been jerked athwart
the starry vault of heaven, be per-
mitted to rest this year, while some
good, sensible old man tells the boys
how to grow up into American citizens.
] know it will not strike all of the
committee favorably, bnt it's a solemn
fact that we need better citizens good
deal worse than we do more citizens.
However, will take this suspicious
moment for closing. hoping that You
will have good time and that the
great cause Of freedom will get such q
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15


9unRer, % aQe be forffieuise Dpr.
Der optraabte, par nbmertet bresierebe,
lite mtnbf ben tile gIefant, fom
Sumbo I fin Glib fatte 2tpet til for at
rebbe, buiItet osfaa Iptfebes ben.
Selue Ribninsen tunbe lite iammen'
Itsnes meb, buab man fer I be fore
gtrtus | europa, men beDer lite er
bette at usnte, TIL I en- europaif girs
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

9eftebresiur % Runftribntns, Der Ies'
ses an paa. TIMBER Sorsftiuinsen pa,
Der e Ianst bebre Orsen, enb riar
euers Ct pant til; al Betienins p.f'
en- mere enb aIuinbeIis 9iieipIiu,
Den b.Is Sorefiatns siorbe ct iarbe'
les sobt Snbtrpt, os perionaIet uif'
tpb.Iist, at be p%aaitisnneos 4ubIitums
Snteresie, buiIten I Sanbbeb osiaa pa'
anrnrtet. tpnf Hint h,nneh 10000
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

peforab % 0mf9tt.
Ten 14oe Septbr., 1885.
SnbbieIie Of SolbatersN onumentet.
Ausrebe I Waaneber baube Wtnbes
fstten ouer be fra Wtnnsib,it ubbrasne
% | 2risen faIbne eaer fenere benios
uebe SoIbater fneiiet Paa 6isrnet Of
Court 6ouie Square, for ben forrise
Wanbas snbeIis fOrmeIt bIsp tnbpist.
De Wenb, fouu baube berueb at aisre,
bapbe funbet bet ristisf at benIasse
Chen til Tairsl1sen. faa be Befssenbe
~uhenfra ba tunte faa auI.bnins til Os'
faa at taee nbRiuinssn meb.
9as.n opranbt faa imut, Tom uaan
tunbe snffe fo, men TIT. faa mon nos
gen Gorbsr,beIis truHst opps peb Ststs
ten I ben anIebnins, tbi ben Der npa
relfe 5iaIsbpb os m.b ct fiofsIt, Hibs
go O-~~- E.fp r~.SQ>. m.~rk..
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

- Naur en- Bp u,eb 4. 600 Weune'
FER pIubieIis faar en- BefoIsntns af
s5, 900, CT bet lite at unbres ouer, at
ct euer Nnbet tan TONNE | tIase.
gnteIte bIeu / Gairst1ssn a~rrefterst for
Drustenifab, beg lite mango; ROsIs
iatte en- uiebuanIis Wansbe Pense
ouerffpr, anbre tieute mere, enb be
eIers Ct pant til. Om 2ommetpu.rtsr
BAR ri lite bort bet Rinbfs, bsrimob
bIsu en- Ranb rspst for en- Title ube'
tpbeIia Gum, men bet Ipttebss ban, at
faa fine P.nse tiIbase.
- De at 5sbeu afipsbne Warter
faar nu, tattst pere bet temmeIis
ferte Resu | ben iensrs Glib, after
oeiIist srsnne, og bet ct at bua5s, at
be iaa Ianse ubiuItebs &reatursr piI
fnbe ct sobt g.tte Iaust ubousr 5sfsu.
- Ssnbus os Wanbaa uar bet iaa
tisIist, at GoIt iaa imaat par bssputt
at benpsnbe Opmartiom5sbsn paa fine
Snus
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

Prtnies ~faniebs 5efen, % gluten
raabte:
"Wor! Worl"
LIB tom Der en- sarnmsI, Hibben Riars
ring meb opbrattebe RioIseruer %
buffet 6aar.
Rpssiersisbebsu brsu bsnbs bog ZEN
til 0eisn.
'ROr, benua aarn ui' bp' me- til
StodboIm.~
"Ra { bu for en- Rar baa"
"Sesies Wor, be- 10 Rronprinis1.@
"Ssiie! Ssiie me-, c be Yrinisn!"
Os 8iarrtnseu siotbs bsIt ON os tots
iuanbt fom en- piifet &at, msbsns Rail
meb en- bie,teIis 9attsr tisrte uibere.
Osiaa til gsri'ns g~rafssuurb tom
6~ronprinien o!ene tisrenbs foran fit
5slse. AIt par Der bersbt til bans
WobtassIie, @aarben par pubist os
tstst. Sspbufe prpSebe Jubtisri.Isn,
os mibt paa Eunet fob gropaen
fulbt Ornat, enbnu snsans | 9anterne
repsterenbe ben psI ubarbsibebe Gale,
iom ban fuIbe boIbe, % buis Wanus
frtpt for Sittsrbebs Club par siemt
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15
CIUIIUVC" VEUIWVSI

Vuu Ugeu8 UlunuTIuIIUH, OCT e beItgs
senbe paa 6isrnet at Ronaenssabe %
Ssnbresabe, boIber mar, M paa Of repas
rere gastfuen. 6erunber CT @uIpet toe
get op, os mar, bar srapst neb tSpbben,
bporpeb man bar truHet paa nosle mes
get brebe os ODER 8 Weter bpbe Wure,
iom i%anbfpnIiapis bar tiIhert Tronbbiems
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

Wenneffer fom Tilifuere ueb @ftermi
e bassforefiqinseu os 5000 ON aftene
garaben ON Sormibbasen opers
aues Soruentninssr; bet par ct re
Griumftos; msb ct Orb: Barnur
I; Bsiss banner ct SIass @po9e | 6
" eorabs 6ifforis, TIT bet uar ben, Il
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

IUH HeuptRHpI, OtuHpIptp"e" u'eU peR
til bsrenbe NanbRab fisrte nemlts ber
benbeb 4 NiI Ianse Bet iffebenfor a
taee meb Sernbanen. gilt So bar alIe'
rebe inbbisrset % for 4 q S Daae fiber
asiureret for 5000 6roner, Iiseiom Be
iatninseu 60 9isr os 10 6effe, iamtIis'
bar tnbiatte paa fine Stable I Bsepnbel
len Of l1pstret; men aIs 9pr bIeb t er
Jart IosIabte os frelffe meb llnbtaseli'
af ca. 60 Sons. NIt Seletei os for fIer'
/ tuien Rroner @aarbsrebifaber os Waifi
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

Btnben Hog baabe ttb % BIB, ifu
ba forbaabentIis lite baue noset
sisre bermeb.
O8 bog pifte bet fig at pefe IA
ut maa beflase, at b.: ueb Sorts
uo.Tf. e~r t. au.x Q,,oe, ;pps uox E
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

M00erlan0ette.
Nof8e.
Tresrifsfab, Ste @ud. ct fiertt Cor
benpstr git isaar ODER Grebritsffab. %
bet niffe fig mart. at 2pnet bapbe iIaat
neb I Rerbeben at Bpen, tibet Der ou1s
FIRING ri. 4 Gftermibbaa anfom TeIes
gram til Jrebrtfsfabs Branbpeien ueb
anmobnins ON asHfanee unber uobrubt
SIbspaabe I ltbbusbbsntnserne paa 6ers
resaarben 6ioIbers, tai beb Snss Sern'
bansitation; men neb granbpeienets an>
fomff til Siebet bar aIerebe alt iaagobt-
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

2ofaI.Notttfer.
Snseu ung Ranb iiulbe tmbtrooe | mo-
gen Sorretutrs uoen at baue ffuoeret 5an-
oelspioenfiabsu. DEBORAH Bufnei8 College
siuer ct Rurius, iom oil tiItrcnsss | enc
buer 2insiiuina. Bet inbt sfa'ter ifie
alene BoaboIberi, SauosIslopen, Sauoelf.
b~srs8rinssr ps aorreiponeauce. men iiliae
en- fuIbfauoia uuoerpisuiua | Sorrstninsss
prsEis % sypert Sosforia.-Scbu Slud
er Beftpreren; ban bar 80 Mrs Broris |
aIIaas BosboIberi os 6anoeIsrssnina.
gbos. 8 BaIber er Carer / Sfripnina, %
bans Spsrrauo fnoes lite | Soma.
Ssno eitsr bet 13oe aars. gufuInre.
Noresis; Sobn ". clad,
1913 9eccrah, Soma.
Zen sbe % 22o. SEPTEMBER irIser g,
Y. & Ct. y. u. 81. 9auoisaerbinstter til
Steoer ! 9otota til meaet rsucereoe Bri'
ier q. y. Yotter, Nsent. 52.3.
g. W & st. y u 81. oil i1Ise Tur'
o. &eturbt1sttsr til Bottom. Nasi, til
Obj SslcDs pa oeres Samilisr, iom az.
ter of beisse The Sovereign Grand Lodge
1. o. o. Fs gRsbe / Bottom. De, iom oil
fisbe 8iuetfer mo fremuiie ct gsrtiFtat
fra 9oaens Ssfrstar.
Siletter i9ises ben lobe % 17oe Sep.
tsmbsr slQloeRoe fra Chicago ben 1sse
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

September % for Retur inotil ben ste
NRtnher u Ra44As Naas& goo
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

Spertse. 0anmarf, Storage % JinIanb.
Deb en- Geff paa 6osislbatten bites BRO,
fesior Wonrab messn Wre; ban ubbraste
SfaoIen for Sneriee | en- peupttet EaIe,
iom mootasss meb fort BifaIb; en- imut
Sang Of Brofssioren bIsn afiunseu.
SntereSfant Tunb. Nf ct Bripat,
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

= UttS, Wtu. Yt9I ud1pl dIuItuoeI
Beunbrins for ct SoIonumsr, iont bu
= fang fra Eribunen unber TsifIisbeber,
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

NET TdI effer DpgtDeHoe Itu OpIl put
0nnrhsn h1re nhhrRnht. 4 0erfnne]
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

Tecernb
"1t uus.s aorbuno'S" 2efals
.r anbert Srsrtoot fro III. Q til 10 w.
nr.o yxn Of q ~
Decorah-posten., 1886-09-15

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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1886-01-14
Saint Nafg's Beacon.
LEONARDTOwN, MARYLAND.
ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR IN ADVANCE.
THE UGLrEsr MAN IxTHE War

The UGLIEsT MAN IN THE War
TIE writer Of this had the distinction
Of being the ugliest man in the army.
True, it was a somewhat uncertain
distinction, but it was distinction,
and be wore it with as good a grace,
perhaps, as anyone else could have
done. In fact, he was somewhat dis
posed to be proud of it, and submit
ted to the good natured railing his
ugliness excited with such a philoso-
phical grin as would almost always
turn the laugh in his favor. Only
once did he let the taunt disturb the
serenity Of his temper, and then only
for a moment.
1t vas on the night that Gen. John
ston changed positions by a flank
movement from his lines at New Hope
Church to Kennesaw. All who were
there can remember what disagree
able night it was, dark as Erebus,
with slow drizzling rain, not enough
to wash a fellow, but only to make
him soggy and grimy.
Old soldiers know how an army
marching by divisions manage to rest
the brigades at intervals and at the
same time keep up continuous march
Perhaps my younger readers may be
curious to know. The first brigade in
front, when it desired TO rest, simply
opens ranks and rests on either side
of the road, while the second and fol.
lowing brigades march through. The
first one cleared, the second one i.
halted, and SO on in succession, the
first falling in line as soon as the rear
Of the last enc passes.
Well, We were marching thus. The
next morning, just at sunrise, around
the right skirt of Lost Mountain,
was riding at the head Of the regiment
tired, wet, sleepy and hungry, when
in passing Walthail's Mississippi bri
grade, l was aroused from my misery
by hearing an unmistakable voice cry
ing out:
Tom, Tom; l say, Tom T.
What the dickens do you want,
asked his comrade, waking up.
II want you to wake up and lool
at that man. If l was as ugly as tina
colonel Id resign and go home"
The laugh that followed for mo
ment unsettled my eomplacency.
did seem cruel, and | so forlorn any
how; but as the laugh seemed to d.
the poor devils good, l could not be
gradge it to them, and tried in sick
ly manner to laugh too.-Atlanta
Constitution.