The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1886-08-19
DEPARTMENT.
Craik is awake.

Driving Gloves at Jos. Woerner's.
Shoot the ~office-seeker on the spot!
The grape crop is beginning to come in
Democratic county convention on the
2Sth inst. Everybody is invited.
Too much rain falling around here
now.
New Fall Calicoes &C., at Mammoth
Dry Goods Store.
The picnic season is about to close
This includes camp-meetings.
Another deputy Marshal for Eaton
would ruin the town.
Excursion to Cincinnati next Sunday
-$l.25 round trip.
Only about four weeks until the fair.
Get something ready.
A few Parasols left at Craik's.
Calendars for 1887 are out already.
The ''early bird catches the worm"
The colored camp-meeting is now in
full blast at our fair grounds.
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possible to secure a vacation.
For $4,000 Eaton can be properly
Marshaled, yet it is costing $1,000! Give
us another deputy.
$1.OO Sweet, Orr & Co. Overalls for 75c.
at Jos. Woener's.
The State fair will be held at Column
bus, commencing on the 30th inst, and
closing on the Sd of September.
There is no place like home when you
can't afford to get away to some first
class summer resort.
Next Sunday John R. McCord will run
an excursion TO Cincinnati for $1.25 the
round trip.
Earl & Wilson Linen Collars and Cuffs
are the best. For sale only at Jos. Woer-
ner's.
The work on the new gas we'll goes on.
The depth is now over three hundred
feet.
How to strike gas. Let tn boys move
the derrick to the Opera House next Sat
urday and bore up into it.
Will the Eaton Republican gang at
tempt to put their "collar" on all attend
ants at the convention next Saturday?
Celluloid Collars and Cuffs at Jos.
Woerner's.
Every Republican candidate for Office
was in Eaton last Saturday. The amount
of "button holeing'' done was amusing.
What is the matter with the lights of
our city? Is it cheap material being
burned?
There will be no newspapers in heaven
because we are told there.will be no more
sorrow there.
Call and examine prices at the Mann
moth Dry Goods Store. Il
The love of money is the root of evil.
There is a constant oyerproduction of the
root crop.
A burlesque troupe is probably called
a stock company because there is a great
display Of calves.
Christ was a carpenter and a laboring
man, but it was not recorded OF him thai
he was ever the leader of a strike.
Seersuckers at half prices at Craik's.
Sevenmile was bank full on Monday
night last and swept away oil the foot
crossings placed over it after the flood OF
the 18th of May last.
The graveyard of history is yawning,
and the crop OF disappointed candidates
will soon be gathered therein. 'Tis sad
to contemplate!
Do thu taxpayers of this corporation
believe that it is necessary to pay ST.
O20.O 90 to marshal the town? If they do
it is all right.
Eaton physicians say our town has
been alarmingly healthy this hummer.
Hard on the NJ. DIS but mighty good
for the people.
There has been some severe "throat-
cutting going on among the Republican
clan of aspirants for the county offices
during the past week.
Who can say that the present is not
proving to be a fruitful year in this section
with bountiful crops and good health?
What more could one ask?
We heard of no Republican candidates
being swept away in the late storms
There will be a storm next Saturday,
however, that will knock 'em out of ex-
istence by the dozen!
If a saving of % to 40 per cent. is any
object to you, leave your measure now
for your Fall Suit. An immense line to
select from at Jos. Woerner's, The Peo-
pies Tailor.
The number of men clamoring for Of
flee in the ranks of the Republican party
in this county, ought to put the honest
taxpayer and independent voter on his
guard.
The Observation-Disclosures of every
thing are already beginning to croak that
the plentiful profusion that prevails ev-
erywhere the past season will be follow
ed by a year of scarcity.
For 80 days we will close out our sum-
mer goods at prices never heard tell of
before. Mammoth Dry Goods Store.
The Dayton Democrat says that there
were one hundred fewer arrests in Day
ton in July than in June. This, it is said,
was the result OF having started the sa-
loon at the Soldiers Home.
There will be a meeting of the soldiers
and comrades on Saturday next at Z
O'Clock p. M, at Upshur, for the purpose
of making arrangements for q bean sup