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BALTIMORE & OHiD RAILROAD
Schedule in effect SUNDAY, MAY 30, 1886,
until further notice.

Leave Washington from Station, corner o!
New Jersey avenue and Y street.
Fur Chicago 10 a m and 1910 y m daily. The
10 a m 5 Fast Limited Express for Pitts
burg and Chicago, arriving in Ptisburg at
1885 y m; Chicago next morning at S55 No
extra fare Is charged on this train for fast
time.
For Cincinnati, Louisville and st. Louis daily
at $3.50 p m and 1910 p m, with through
coaches and palace sleeping cars to above
points without changes $3.50 p m is a fast
limited train to Cincinnati and St Louis,
arriving In Cincinnati next morning at 7:45,
St Louis $40 m No extra fare is charged
on this train for fast time.
For Pittsburg ut 10 m and S:55 q m daily 10
Pittsburg, Cleveland and Detroit, with Mon
arch parlor and sleeping cars TO Pittsburg
For Lynehburg' Natural Bridge, Lexington
and Staunton 1910 p m, with sleeping cars
daily. On Saturday sleeping car to Natu-
raj Bridge Station only.
For Lexington and Local Stations $40 m
daily, except Sunday, and 1910 m daily:
For Wilmington, Del, and intermediate points
between Baltimore and Wilmington, 3:l5
IN daily, except Sunday.
For Baltimore on week davs B. $50, $40, 7:S0,
$50 and 10:O5 m, 1910, les, 3:ib (45-ininute
I1pm.
z, S:25, II pm.
For Shenandoah Valley Railroad and points
South 10 q m and $3.50 p m daily. Tie 10
m tlain has sleeper from Washington to
New Orleans; $50 y M, sleeper to Little kock
For Annapolis 6:d0 m and ls.l0 and l:}Q
pm; on Sundav $50 II in $40 y m
For way stations between Washington and
Baltimore 3, GAO, $50 u IN, i!:l0 p Ia, $50,
$40. and II , N. On SUNDAYS $3.50 m and
1870. $50. $40 =, II n m. For stations ON Met
ropulitan Brauch B:I5 " duilv pyccrt sunday
aud hdl = IN daily; 40 y IN daily except
sunday for principal stations "a Getfopoll-
tan Branch. $40 NJ daily: On sun
day StoVs NJ all stations, For Gaithcrsburg
aud intermediate points, 1908 n m 1g.3O aud
1l:tJ l. N Gully except sunday For FfctCr-
ick $40 m sud $40 p m daily except sun.
day.
For IiaGersto~n 10 m aud 5.ai p m daily OK
Ccpt Suluuy,
Trains al1ivr from the Wet daily Goo 7:s1 a
N, ll5, $50 and 1870 p m, Q.tte Rock ex-
press,
From wilminGton. pcl, aud intermediate
POINTS north of Baltimore, l1:i5 am.
FROM AnnGpuDs, ttu = ~ ana I:ID and h.25
! l., sunday. lC:35 "a IN, Ga5 y 10.
From larrer's Ferry ana valley RdirOad,
I'sO a IN daily and G.c p M daily, except
Sunday.
From Frederick and intermediate POINTS, s:a5
N and S1b m daily cept sunday.
Trains leave Baltimore fo Washington at $40,
G:aO, 720, 900, 0,O5 and 1O9p m l!:15, 2:51,
3. !, i:2O, 3, $3.50, 7H5, o and II y Ia: ON sun
davs $3.50, 7.2O. 500 and 9:OI a IN, t.}O, $3.50,
$50, 3. $50, 7A5, 9and II nj.
All trains from Wa'hntttu stop at Relay
Station except l:s5, $40 and $40 pm.
For further informal r apply ut the Balt
more y Ohio Ticker Ol ae-WashIngton STA.
tiu'., o1e and 1851 Fe,us, 'vania ayanue. corner
of Fourteenth street where orders will be
taken for baggage to b. checked and received
at any point In the city.
II. Dun HAM O. X. LORD,
Gen Manager, Dalto. PA.
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a Surprising Uiyoree suit.
Old Dorntn.on Note..

The City Council OF Dauyile has appro.
priated 81 coo for the aid Of the Charleston
sufferers.
j. J.. Blackwell who shot Chief OF Police
Green Williams at Danyille, escaped from
the jail in that place Sunday night.
Ex-Goyernor William Smith celebrated
The s9th Anniversary uf his birthday at
Warrenton yesterday. Ills health IS excel
lent.
Mrs. Peggy Gaddy, widow Of the late
Joseph Gaddy, who was a soldier 10 tue
revolutionary war, died ia Bedford County,
aged 100 years, 2 months and 10 days. Sac
was married in 1907, aud connected herself
with the Baptist Church ia 1871,
Large purchases Of mineral lands are be-
Ing made in Southwest Virginia by North
orn and English capitalists, and several
ranow-gauge roads are projected to con
ect the mineral region with the Norfolk
aud Western at Pulaski Station.
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South Washington.

Maud Lamar, 4-year-old white girl
was restored 10 her parents, at G}4 Maryland
avenue southwest, 10y the police Of the
Fourth Precinct yesterday.
During an alteration between samuel
Btinklcy, Fred. Ash aud John Travis At the
corner uf Third and NJ streets southwest,
about O'Clock last evening, Ash was cut
on the hand and Briul,lry ia the arm, both
seriously. There were no arrests.
Timothy lIanlon, young white boy.
was arrested last evening hy Onccr Con
stautiuo for stealing q gold watch valued at
$50 from II colurcd woman named Maria
Allen The boy had been srut by her TO get
lcd-Slats IN her house, when he took the
watch from Il bureau drawer.
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rIte ,-,nnyr Enn,n rnir.

The exhibition Of the Grange Camp As
sociation of Northern Virginia will open
tomorrow at ioriug, Fairfax County, on
the Washington, Ohio aud Western Rail.
II. II. G8rrcttuf Fairfax, Colonel Charters
master Of the Virginia state Grange: DR..
James NJ. BlanltJn of Cumborlaud and
Hon. Mortimer Whitehead Of New Jersey.
The address of welcome will be given In
the evening 10y Hon. Il x. Farr of Fairfax.
with responses hy j l. Sb"ltou of Diuwid-
die and Rev. Asa Richard of Frederick
The Washington Continentals will furnish
military guard for the camp. The exhi-
bition will not close until Wednesday, sep.
tpiplpr Il
The Washington critic., 1886-09-07

The concluding paragraph in the last clrcu-
lar conveys all the intelli eat reader needs 10
enable him to come to conclusion. The
query must arise In every rejecting mind,
why the retail halter (exclusive) cannot COM
pete with such houses as ours 1t is easily
explained in the light of progression. The
old-time halter who used to stand at his
bench with bow-string, reluctantly recog-
nized the invention and adaptation of ma.
chinery to the manufacture OF hats, because
it superseded his ways. The exclusive halter
of to-day, the lineal descendants of the old
timer, is just as conservative as his pro.
genitor.
He also fails to take note Of the business
progression all around him. The only justiA.
cation for middle men at all is because they
conserve the economical distribution of the
products of labor, That eing so, the public
are bound to protect themselves by buying
from him who can i,tribute the most cheapIy.
The retail hat,,r3 must, with few excep-
tions, buy Of jobbors. Houses like ours buy
and distribute more largely, because more
economically; 90 at once to headquarters and
thus save the l)bbers proat. Manufacturers
SCH only by the case, and will not be troubled
by small purchasers, II is true the retail hat
ter, # cntorprising, could buy rs We do; but
there i, this yet in hi, way, he cannot dis
tribute as economically aS the combination
houses, feature Of this age that cannot be
Ignored or despi,ed
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Mesi XNnshInrtnn.

Miss Meta Marbury has returned to her
home ON Il street from Winchester, Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. George b. lockhart left
yesterday for trip to New England.
Temperature and condition Of water at
Z q. m! Great Falls, temperature ~; con
dition, 30, receiving reservoir, tempcra-
ture, 1G; condition at north connection, 3j;
condition at south connection, 36; dstribu
ting reservoir temperature, II; condition at
inlluent gate house, 80; condition at eilluent
gatc-house 30.
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New National Theatre.

Miss Viola Allen, aided by her father,
Mr.. Leslie Alien, and good company,
new National Theatre next Monday even
ing, in her new comedy-drama, "Talkcd
About" Miss Allen is well-knowp- i,IIere
from her connection as 1eaIitrr5l support to
the late JOB Mccullough ana sig. Sal
Elll--@'f Olkcd About is said to be suited
luccd last week in Philadelphia, scored a
complete success. The sale Of seats will
commence Thursday morning at the box
Office
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Ensi MnsI,inrion.

Tile funeral Of Mr. George VI. Kraft OF
22j j street southeast took place this af
tciuoon at . o'clock; interment at Con
grcssional Cemetery.
MIR. W. II. Kimhal OF the National
Museum is III at his residence, Cos A street
southeast
The public school buildings IN Fast
Washington are being renovated previous
TO their occupation on the 10Th.
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WASHINGTON CRITIC
AmrsrNENTs TONIGHT.

Aibaugb's Opera-Iiuuso.-"ln China
NInth street. Opera- House. katherine
Rogers.
Bijou Theatre n. $. Wood
Barton n LOgan's.-"WidB Bill"
Athletic PHrk.-Thc Roller Coaster.
Panorama Second Bull Run"
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CITY NEWS PARAGRAPHS.

The September term Of the Equity
Court convened to-day with G5 cases on the
calendar.
The Washington GROCER, neat four
page paper devoted TO the interests Of the
grocers Of the city, has made its appearance,
Lewis h. Hall is editor aud George a.
burgess treasurer.
The funeral Of James Boswell, the u. e
T. Railroad fireman who was scalded 80
badly on Friday last that he died yesterday,
will take place this afternoon from l1lg
FIFTH street norihwest.
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A stock OF over 500 stoves aud ranges has
been received nt Smiths reliable installment
house, from which you can select and pay
for in easy weekly or monthly installmonts.
No. 452 Pennsylvania avenue northwest.
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BrasiCor,,'s whereabouts.

Bradford, the alleged murderer Of Cap
tain Dixon of the Mary j., is believed to be
still at large. Major Walker states that he
he is under arrest at Leonardtown. He
says his men are still on the lookout for
Bradford. Miss Belle Dixon, u daughter of
the murdered captain, has left Baltimore to
identify the papers found on Ben Bscoe as
Ipr fnih,i's
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Death of Mr.. u. y. aprignt,cy.

Mrs. Elizabeth A. Spnghtley, the mother
Of the late William Harmon Bayne, aud
mother-in-law of J.. =. ID. Phelps of the
Adams Express Company, died last even
ing. She had Il large circle OF friends,
among whom she was greatly beloved for
her excellent qualities.
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t.npIy Eknrunius.

Just received a car load Of ash chamber
suits, which will be sold for the next ten
days at so suit. WM. II. loEilE,
sol Market Space.
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just received, a car load Of ash chamber
suits, which will bu sold for the next ten
DAYS at $40 suit. WIN. II. lloEKE,
sol Market Space.
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kAllhnhns
u'nE GEEAJ
PEMNSyLvaNlA RouTE
80 Ihe N0rth. Mesl nnh soulh wost.

PENNSYLVANIA k0uTE.
"ibc NORTH, West a"d Southwest.
Dosh1, T.ac' Sp'gdh %aTy.
esud Hai's. AggniGcestNquipment
In rrFrc5 JuNr II 1885.
Jypms ica,s VI ii0n'9g, tyOm aqijon. coraoy
of S'51 and u sire.ts. rs foN5,0s,
Fgr pittburg and tlo Wcst, Cl.cago Limited
Express of Palace sleeping Cars at 9.50a
M daily; Fast j. ine, O.5U q m daily to
Cincinnati and ST. Louis, with
sleeping cars from Harrisburg TO
Cincinnati aud hotel car to St Louis; daily
except saturday 10 Chicago with sleeping
car Altoona TO Chicago. Chicago Express
at 7lOp m daily, with sleeping cars Wash
ington TO Chicago and Harrisburg to Cleve-
land connecting a. Harrisburg with West
crn express, with through scepers for
1ousvie aud st. Louis. Pacific express,
1Opn daily for pittsburg and tho West,
with through sleeper Harrisburg TO Chi
Cago.
BALTIMORE b POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Frio, Canandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo,
palace cars Washington to Rochester.
For Willinmsport. Lock Haven and Elmira at
D:t0 m daily except sunday
For New York and the East, 7:i5, o and IL
M. 2, 11b, 1Oand l1;20 pm. ON sunday,
900 n m, ., d:1b. 10 and / 30 pm. Linn
tied express of Pullman parlor oars, $40 q
IN and 500 p m daily except sunday
For Boston without change IN every day.
For Brooklyn, N. y, all ,thron gh trains con.
annex, ailoriing direct transfer to Fulton
street avoiding double ferriage across New
York city.
For Philadelphia, 715 o and II a M, 9, d:Ib,
600, 10 and 112O p m. ON Sunday, o "A
m, 2, 3:15, 600, 10 and | 30 y IN. Limited
express, O:1O m and $3.50 IN daily OK
cept sunday.
For baltimore. S:35. 7:1E. SOC. $40. $50,
l1:Ou a, M, 1903, 9. $40. i16. i:2j. i.50
GOO. 7:lO, 10 and 1l:2O p. m ON sunday,
q, b:b0, ~ a, nj, ., iI5, 600, TlO. 10
ant ll!2O T.. m.
For Pores Creek Line. 7:1b n NJ aud i.!Op
m Gnily except sunday.
For Annapolis 7;15 IN, 1908 ana 1;2' m
daily except Sunday, sundays, DH NJ i:16
PIN.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKsBu
RhtLNAN hNO ALEXANDRIA e
WASHINGTON RAILROAD.
For AleSandris, o. 7:O5, H;25, 1883 and
Hob a. 10. 2:pi, i:"5, i:s5. B.ut. SJg and
1l;'7 y. n, ON sunday at ., o;25, 1858
q. M, SOB w. "a.
For Iichuoud and the South, O. JOSE am
daily, and i;3b N daily except sunday.
Trains leave Alexandria for MgshugtOn,
6No, <, 10 1910 o M, /, 3:OS, 32i. b:10,
200 ana lO12 pm and 1910 midnight. cx-
cert Monday. On sunday at and 1910
m, 1O3, 1912 y m and 1910 night.
Tickets ami Information at tln Office. north
east corner Of i3th street and pCnnsylyania
avenue. AMI at the station, whore orders cal
he cft ior tie checking of baggage to desti-
nation from hotels aud residences.
tilhS, E. PUGil General Manager.
j. II. WOOD, General Passenger Agent.
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CITY SPECIALS.
Early bargains.

All Kinds or sewing Machines
For rent at Opponhelmer's, 52S Ninth stree
notthWest
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Just received, a cur load Of ash chamber
suits, which will be sold for the ueNt ten
days at $40 suit. WM II. lioENE,
sol Market Space.
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Eierce's pheasant Purgative Pei
IarSp

Positively popular; provoke praise; prove
priceless; peculiarly prompts perceptibly
potent, producing permanent profit, pre-
Guiding pimples aud pustules; promoting
purity and peace Purchase. Price petty.
Pharmacists patronizisg Pierce procure
plenty.
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LIGHTNING Rops manufactured and erect
cd. KUEuI1SG.
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The Pennsylvania Railroad will continue
the sale of Friday excursion tickets to the
scashore until the 10th, inclusive.
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CHESAPEAKE & OAID R4ILWaY

QEAvE u. & p. DEPOT, SIXTH AND sTS.)
loeb a. M,-For Newport News, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk Daily except sun
day.
lib A. M,-FOr all the Virginia Springs and
the " est, dMly except sunday. Free
Observation Car from charlottesville.
$50 L. M,tot this Virginia Springs and the
West. solid tram, with Pullman sec ,ors
to Louisville, Pullman service 10 ClnCin-
n9ti and st. LOus. Fast express daily.
11AU z. M.-Nirginia Springs Express, daily
except Sunday, through Pullman Buffet
sleepers, Baltimore to White sulphur
Springs.
For tickets and information apply AZ O. 81
o. Hallway Office, 5l3 Pennsylvania avenue,
and i. a j, Station.
II. W. FULLER,
Gnnnrnl nns9nnnnr Arnnt
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EarIN ssnrEain..

Snow CASES, MANUFACTURERS Prices.
G37 LOUISIANA AVENUE.
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We had occasion sometime since to chroni.
Gle the llatters' Conspiracy az inst ourselves
in this city. The movement "a will be seen
by the circular letters quoted, has extended
10 other cities, IN tie iltcr1.t Of dear Hats.
The first circular seems to have been sent to
the retail ha tiers in ono other cities, asking
operation, but 10 what particular cities,
"rhc Halter" from which we clip them, does
not state.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-07

Fresh Alderney butter, churned every
morning and delivered in b "Ward"
prints, 35c. per ID. Also cottage cheese;
buttermllk and sweet milk, sc. per qt,
Cream, 15c. per pit.
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ONCE of
Louisville Retail HattGrS' Association,
9iS West Market Street,
Louisville, Ky, July 12, 1886.

DEAR SIR: The legitimate retail matters
of this city have formed an organization, the
object Of which Is the protection OF their in
terests against the unfair competition they
have been fuIcad To- contend with for several
years past viz; tie large combination stores
TINT srll boots, shoes, hats uud clothing. We
have borne this injustice quite long enough,
aud have united to enter our protest against
placing your goods in such hands. We have
been coed customers of yours, and feel that
uur grievance is cniitl TO som. cousidera.
tion at your hands. Unle you shall see tit
TO refuse TO sell these concerns we will be
forced to handle some other line of goods; for
SO long as they continue to handle the goods
and cut the prices, 1t will be impossible for
the legitimate hatters to handle them with
any profit.
t.Trustng that we may receive an early and
favorable rcpy we are very respectfully
yours. IL. W. Eddlcman, c. Henry Dorm, Carl
Bissmeycr, W. NJ. Becher, S. Y. Newkirk, A.
G. Lewis, Henry T. lieze /. Lobred, j. N.
Pfeilcr, Fred H. Meyes, Louis Smm, jr.
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Only &k.
"A,drrney barry Wagons

Halls Adjustable Skirt Forms for drap
ing, at Oppenheimer's, 52S 9th st. u. ".
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Jhn gmir,t Nnt.
INN nnddcn,s Inntnllmcl,t Mnnsc,

Bszar Dtessmaker, illustrating Fall anl
Winter Fashions Price poe. Oppenheim.
cr's, 52S Ninth street northwest.
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TO nousc,,ceprrs.

SPEAKING Tunes and electric work.
KUEuTISg.
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WAsAINGION, OHlO Z WEsreRN B. q,

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT AUG. /, 1885,
Trains will leave from and arrive at Il. S +.
station, Gth and u sts , as follows:
Leave Washington $40 a. IN. except sun
day and i:i5 p, m daily, arriving at Round
Hill ll:+I a, NJ. uud i:lJ T., ia Returning, trans
leave Round Mn at sos a. m, daily and at
3:l5 y. IN, 0Hilv leNGept sunday arriving az
$40 y. m, and 5:lS N.
Monthly ana quarterly communication rates.
one thousand mile tickets, ~.
r. HrIl.. Superintendent
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$50 and 032 Seventh street northwest, is the
place to buy your stoves, ranges and heaters
on your own terms. Also, carpets, furni-
ture, etc. We try to please our customers
lis q call. III We can't seli you what you
want no one can.
lion SAFES repaired. KCGuL1NG,
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At the Dime Museum a packed house
witnessed the presentation Of "Wild BILL"
with Mr.. Kent in the leading part. The
performance went smoothly and was en-
Enthusiastically received.
The Washington critic., 1886-09-07
Tor Matters Of Interest to All

would suggest examining the daily papers,
and don't forget to loo for the advertise
mcnt Of
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-03-12
HAS APOSTLE CANNON sKIPPEDa
EumOrs TO-Day That He Has
Again Taken the Underground.

A rumor gained extensive circulation
this afternoon that George Q. Cannon
had again taken the underground, and
while it caused considerable excitement,
and in some quarters not little astonish-
ment, there were great many who ac-
cepted the report rs literal fulfillment
OF their expectations. 1t was impossible
in the short time this afternoon to trace
the rumor to anything like definite
particulars, but it was ascertained from
very excellent authority that Mr. Can
non had left his home, and the general
presumption will be, indeed it already is,
that he has skipped in order to avoid his
examination next Wednesday.
What seems to give the story addi-
tional backing is the well known fact that
for many days past parties who are indi-
rectly interested and concerned in Mr.
Cannon's bonds have expressed desire
to see the financial responsibilities shift
ed, and have quietly offered good pre-.
.mium to this end. OF course Mr.. Cannon
is not wanted till the 18th, and it is no
body's business where he spends his
time during the interim, but among
those who have always doubted that he
would be forthcoming on the appointed
day there is feeling OF settled confidence
that he has gone the way of Joseph Me
Murrin, Notwithstanding his severe in
| juries and PROSTATE condition.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-03-12
THE LOCAL OPERA COMPANY.
Second Performance of tThc Pi-
rates of Penzancev Tonight.

Tonight the Careless Opera Company
open their season with the most success
full of their operas-"Thc Pirates OF Pen
zance"-while tomorrow afternoon and
evening will witness the reproduction of
"The Mikado." 1.-THE Pirates" in its
first and only presentation by the home
company here, eclipsed every former
effort in local opera and brought out in
the persons of Miss Edith Clawson and
Mr.. Gorlinski two vertable stars. There
can be no question but in these two eX-
cellent characteristic Major Generals
daughter and the Pirate King-the most
notable OF our home successes are sur
passed, and the remainder OF the cast is
correspondingly able.
No one can recall the remarkable en-
thusasm which the production OF THE
Mikado" created in its former prescnta-
tons by the Careless company without Il
feeling OF assurance that it will be re-
ceived again with undiminished appre-
citation, especially when it is remembered
that from Carleton goodly number OF
new and charming features have been
appropriated and several entirely original
improvements acquired.
| Ii the home artists receive the patron
age which their excellent performances
are really deserving of, three large houses
will greet them tonight, tomorrow after
noon and evening.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-03-12
Wanted Their Release.

Marshal Ireland's recent ruling in re-
spect to the exclusion of all Salt Lake
newspapers from the penitentiary, doesn't
seem to prevent the prisoners getting all
the news in due season. Warden Dow was
astonished this morning at the action OF
George Romney and w. A. Rossiter,
who presented themselves at the gate
and demanded their liberty on the
grounds that under the provision OF the
new Copper Act, which, by the way, was
only approved last night, they were
entitled to Il reduction of the one day still
remaining in their terms. The announce
ment was Immediately communicated by
telephone to Marshal Ireland, who re-
piled that he had not SO much as seen
the bill, saying nothing OF his failure to
receive an official notification OF its be-
coming law
Messrs Romney and Rossiter, while
feeling greatly disappointed, made no
demurrer of an ungentlemanly character,
and returned to their cells to spend the
final twenty-four hours OF their imprisorf
ment,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1886-03-12
The Kind of Drummer He Was.

"lll tell you what | like, !" said drum
mer from Cincinnati 81 like to be out in
the country and get an invitation to Il
dance or party, The country dance or
party is the place of all the world for fun,
and don't You hesitate to recollect it.
The last time was ut country party
fell in love with girl. She was freckied
n little under her ears and forehead, but
the rest OF >her face was peachy-blossomy
yummy-yummy. And her lips-why,
kisses just seemed to dance on them.
and drip from them, and sit on 'em and
dare you to come and take. dared, but
you never saw girl fight as she did.
She scratched, clawed, tore off my cravat,
bursted off my collar button, bit my
finger, lost the ribbon out OF her hair and
got herself all into perspiration. But |
got the kiss. 1t was good, despite my
exhaustion and her perspiration.
'Slle was very angry. She sulked a
long while, and refused to speak to me.
Finally | found her out on the back
porch. She was alone.
" You hateful thing!" she exclaimed.
Il believe you have enough impotence to
kiss me again. Ii you do, I'll choke your
wind Off
"And then she threw her arms about
my neck and gave Inc terrific squeeze
by way OF showing me what she could
do"
Sand did you beg off and make your
escape"
BEG off? Make my escape? Say, do
! look like greeny? ! kissed her seven
teen straight times without stopping to
draw breath. know these country
lasses, do, and when one OF 'em likes a
kiss so well rs to give me hugging invi-
tatlon to take another stand up to the
racket like Il little man. That's the kind
OF grocery salesman am"