The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1886-07-02

fUtnGeG Oy an OtG master m ChacUgO.
He said he painted it from mem'ry Dan1
is represented as leanin' agin the rocks in a
negligee posishull, smile of victry on his
face, while three lions are tryin' to krawl
into worm hoes in the rocks. 1t amt my
fault if the situashun amt historically kor-
ect, as raid the old master 50 in cash and
gave him my note o. hand fur the other $4S.
In the next view sprung the surprise. 1t
was a landsckape representa- an Arkansaw
Republican postmaster walkin' out doors
under Demokratic administrator, while
an Arkansaw DemolSrat walked in. Fur
about mint the aujeence held her breth.
Then she whooped and bellerei and howled
till the roof riz eight inches. had to dis
solve that view seven different times be4
they'd let up on me. It's my kandid opinion.
iudgini frum what I've seen and heard in
this state, that the spiles of Office are sadly
hungered after When the show was over
the editor of lokal noosepaper threatened
to have me arrested fur sedishun, but /
stood firm. don't believe he had no high
and lofty motives, but was acktuated by the
fackt that got my job printin' done at IL
rival concern.
/ am gittin phrenology down to an abrupt
science, and it really surprises me to find
how much know about it. The followin i
the average male head:
every charitable"
ga deep thinker"
"Luvin' husband and kind father"
"Not hasty in your ventures"
"Most too bashful for your own good"
Every strong in your friendships"
"Can't understand why you are not in con-
gress"
"Great reverence for religun."
every pashient an long sufferin'."
In the case of the female head hat to say
the monotony somewhat as follows:
'Very affecktionate and devoted"
II find traces of CRATE material talents.
You should hev bin edecated for an artis:.
singer or musishun.
Materially designed to sore above the COM
mon herd.o E8 asa
@Your children orter make mark in this
vain world"
"Grate will power.
"Chuck full of charity and forgiveness. -
Anatomy, l am greved to remark, don't
seem TO interest the people of northern Ar
kans..w I have sold but one chart in q
week, and the old lady who purchased that
did so under the impression that it was a.
cheap and sartin cure for catarrh, if taken
accordin' to direckshuns. They don't seem
to keer a hopper whether the liver is on thu
right or left side, the spinal column plumb
or angled, the respiratory organs in the
chist or heels So long as they respiratory
all right the owner don't bother hisself as to
how. ......
Is'pose I'm leetle too blame fur a lack Of
zeal on the subjick of physiognomy At one
of my lait performances I pinted out the
leadin' traits in the karacter of widder. /
showed by her retreatin chin, slantin' head,
stuck-up nose and the CRATE width between
the eyes that she'd pizen a husband and lie
over his grave. She seemed to- admire my
kandor, but the Teller she was goin' to take
for ID husband didn't. 1t cost me six bits
to buy him off. and up to the very last he
seemed determined to do me sons mortal in
joory. 10 aaas.G 55fa1lJCWo9 ssl GaG
If your paper has any infooence in Mis-
souri, wish you'd kinder refer to my Grand
Aggregashun now and then. Wen make
one hand wash the other. You refer to me
and III refer to you. III 5aaps huE sHii3utas
performances daily, the same as hereto4,
and LII guarantee that my korn kure con-
tains nuthin' to offend the most fastidus.
PRoF. BRoM WHYTE,
.s.FAG % 4G,e Professor and leckturer.