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New-York tribune., 1886-03-21

that this will lie the strongest company have ever had
Under my management. Indeed, it IL OF only the fao
my having been able various chances TO gIther uch
company together that makes undertake the Trip.
The company will number twenty, almost all OF WhOm
are well and fayoraby known. To begin with tne lom.
nine portion tuere Ia Agnes Booth OF whose aDlltes
need not speak for her position H. think assHred;
new engagement have Just made IA that OF Carollne
Hill whose performance In Bio oxen Hearts NJ TINS
theatre will no doubt be remembered with pleasure ny
many IA an actress Of great experience ana ability
in the field OF .he higher comedy. Marie Bnrroughs
Mauda Harrison and Annie Russell make, THINK,
delightful trio. Tnen Mrs. Phillips Is one or tho pest
old the stage, and with Miss GreenWalu
clever young nctress that part Of my list Is compete
Among the James H. SOddart heads the list as one
Of the besknOp character actors on the stage HeOer
Kecey s not only good looking but arenarkaOy ceVer
actor and Frederick Robinson, who IS also one OF lh9
company, ia remarkably versatile. lie mas played
Npc6eb and FGrBier ALAN, well as SIR AnbOuy
Absoiuts Ond John PceryblOie Among the comedians
are lie MOync. G. VI. Holland. G. p FOckton. william
Davidee and Frank Drew, while In addition NAY
mention George ". Prss6rey, Herbert Mllward ana H.
{. De Mile"
And what plays is this company to be IN :" was
asked.
We shall present a different play each week in the
various cities, beginning with saints and sinners :
then we shall play Mrs Ner Pancks Sealed instruc-
tons which has not yet been seen in Boston 0r san
Francisco and Engaged. which Ia now running here.
In weeks By tho way, shall take 1t OIL and after
week devoted tD Broken Heart, and . Old Love
Letters. shall finish up the season with new play
successful will also form part OF our travelling
repeItOry"
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
CURRENT ANECDOTES.
7pyyy0 TO SAVE THE DOG.

Pygd1ord fpenal Dtspatch 10 Ths Phtadsphia 7tHnSi
While the FIRE raging on sunday morning IN tpa
stewart Building Main aud Kennedy sts, the atten'
ton OF a number OF sympathetic citizens was drawn 20
dog that visible n the second story window OF ths
burning building. The animal sat still snd looked OUT on
the crowd with the expression Of one that had lost All
hope. -. .,. L.. ,on,,
"'Oh! won't somebody please save that dear, noble
dog r. said a enthusiastic young -Oman. =,
ft's Councilman Green wads dog was the Only repy
she got and the man who knew whose dog It vas
soidly kept pushing through the crowd ia mlnner
that the young woman thought very barDarOns dhl uh
feeling 80. - .s..,...
Well II IL f. Councilman Greenwalds dog that IL no
reason why il snO1ld suffer a horrible death. sad IN.
KIND hearted woman aud she pushed thtOngh e crewd
10 where fireman WAS standing walsing Tor furlher
orders. ..,-...s =
Won't you please tina: dog in the photograph
gallery r. sal she. pointing. ,,.-, ,.-
she was pretty. and the nreman Immediately Docama
Interested in dog. lie seLel ladder ana pAced 10
az linst the burning wall at ,he risk OF his ne Ihen
he climbed I'll he ~ tho top and gsZed IN IhrOu1u
the window where tie dog still seemed TO stare deatu IA
the face The sash down and he smashed the Danet
In short order Then. Just as he was reaHhne IN ior
the dog he drew back and uttered an exclamation OK
disgust. --....
Tno young ldy. who had admired the robe expression
on the dog. face shouted, save HIM save b m Dug
the fireman shook his head came down and ouy 'ad a'
he reached the ground:
Terra Gotta -
Three cheer. FOR the young lady and the fireman,
anyhow" said bysander. Aud they we're gwen TOO
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
Mr.. rALMLEs COMPANY GOING UESr

THEIR PLANS FOR Az EXTENSIVE SUMMER TOUR
While one of our leading stock companies
will this simner travel far 10 the east, that ot A. NJ
Palmer will 20 almost fr 70 the opposite point Of the
couiia5s "Tthuk said Mr. Palmer yesterday that
my ARRANGEMENTS are SO made a. 70 unite work and
A certain amount oi pleasure AMI enjoyment Tor myself
An NY company After the close oi our season mere
which OCCURS on the Ist OF May, all 20 % Boston,
where We oren AZ the Park Theatre and play tour
weeks engasemcnt The "trip from here 70 Boston and
the eason there Will be MANAGED ty Messrs. Abbey ana
schoerel When we have finished with Boston MT.
Mcycker vi take charge " and under his manage
ment we eo straight through 20 Chicago where we open
AZ hls theatre on June :, remaining there mul
July p, thus playing season OF no less than
seven weeks. A.. Hayman. Of Baldwin, Theatre
san Francisco gy then take charge ot Us anJ under h
gudauce make the "trip Francisco, appearing
there ou August and playing four weeks Ihe sreA or
part of september Will be occupied with playing In other
cities ot the Pacdc coast such a. sacramento OaRAhd
and Los Angeles Then the journey homewlrd VIII
begin aud We shall utilize t by Playing n SAT- Lake Clty'
Denver ami some OF the Missouri River cities until we
are fairly Oh the homes.retch Tor New-IoIk aud our
winters work"
do you take with you all your present company y
was asked.
on yea and some others besides. think may say
sItAOu dagger Of being accused Of exaggeIa1l0a
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
ORArOkr HLGHLY APPRECI4TER.

The recent railroad blockade rnctlls story tnat \
distinguished Maine gentleman tells against himself.
SOmc years ago he was making a Journey Dom last
when hs train became ,uOwbOuud II wa> then evening
anl there hope ~ progress urtil daylight But
near AZ hand little village which Doa5tcd puOHd
hall. II suggested thIt the PASSENGERS adjourn %
the hall and listen to address by their distinguished
fellow traveller.
warmed and ligb'ei and the lecture took place.
The next day the gentIcman was apprOAcLeI Dy
sturdy young yeOman. wdO said: -
YOIre the man who made the speech last hl-At ah
yOu g"
Tho identity having been duly established he went on;
" I want TO thank you Tor lt. don't know "hen
I've enjoyed myself lGOre than dll whi.c you "et'
talking"
The orator experienced the genial glow winch uncon-
venoua and un5on-ht raise Is wont u lAspre aad h'
cordially took the honest fellows hand
Yes" the young man continued 10 was good
thing YOI sre. my cir, IS on the tra.n ana whhe you
were leccurins sAo aud hal the al alone u our
selves"
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
cryFP4T UryTOy BEBrKgD

WdsN Ngf0U I1spGIcT 70 ITe I'M IdNdV0I8 J1NTIHI.
4 famous old Confederate General OF virginia
visited the panorama OF Bull Run h0Te yesterday and
during talk by the lecturer inquired rather harshy
where certain lane was, which lie thought should DO
discernible on the canvas.
Il Is over there, beyond the house SIR politely
replied the lecturer.
II is not" buntly exclaimed the Old fellow harsl,Y; ;
guess know more about that tnan you do
II you know more about II tlan do, why dld you
ask mo ?" the lecturer inquired.
The famous fighter looked hard at the Snowman.
Finally lie hissed between his teeth.
You don't know who AN, do yOu T.
No, sir" replied the lecturer.
am Genera, HuntOn, sir
Well. don't know that there Is anything incOn-
patiUle about general being a geutlemlu,' said tne
lecturer with calcu.atve tha the crowd TOaeeJ
With laughter.
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
Ur CAVE rp PROFANITY AFTER THAT

FT-IT IT9 NlTT- IITV A-1cTTfI- EsTI'W-
4 certain customer OF telephone company always
denied the use OF TIofauty when accused and tue
operator who answered his wire set up job on him.
one daT the chief operator, the superintendent
and all happened % be ia the operating
room AZ the same time. the wicked man rang up The
operator notified the chief and there four teie
phones let IN upon the line.
y and by the wicked mans evil genius got the start OF
him and he fred yO!ey Ot Oaths a. bis correspondent
Then:
Lady Operator: Please don't use protAne language"
Wicked Man: dutut'
L. .. " on! but YOU did."
Chief Operator You certainly did"
superintendent. 10 be- you did"
Manager: OF course You did"
Wicket Man: Well II tour OF you card 10. ,rOSe it
luz be so. Give mo your number glrlle aud ~ send
you poItumery case N the morning she never heard
Inn swear agaIn.
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
THE u1yIsrER WAS Tor DrscoycERTED

One OF the abes clergymrh ~ Maine mas tue htDt oi
making pause OF several minutes IN the hlis nt
hts remarks. This Is seldom cmb1rrssang to himself or
To his audience for when he resumes there Is dtWays
something good enough 20 Justify the walt one sunday
a time since he made exchange 0t putplts' ana
riug his prayer he ,e OF his accustomed pau'es
The Organst had perhaps been paying that strict
attention which Orgaulss IN genera ae accusOined 20
pav. lie hat, do Ibt been dreaming or sOIe sym
phOny which has yet been VDuchslicd q m0rtas
To interpret. But the solemn silence TOused hm uOh
his revere He listened The stiffness was caningi mo
prayer was apparently done. HIS hands sought the
KEYS and music hyated upon the air The congregation
WA, somewhat aytatel but not so the reverend gentla
man. H1 waited until the last strain died away, ahd
beginning, further beseecn thee . Lord. went on
and brOu Iht the prayer to i-s proper conclusion.
the tones OF the organ were heard but TINS ume
more softly than befOIe Tue orgallst was now
wide awake but he preferred to pour forth his sou! IN
"a III
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
WIS. RREWSLER.S REtrrY

V0shflJfH Lrf'rF p fr ~ E'f.s ~ 4'eif2cf ar
She most beautiful wOutn retaining lu middle
almost the beauty Or youth aud with hei yrty ha,
the o't black eye, aud thor long. CuTNug ascs aud
her fine smooth skin without line or wrinkle showed
10 double advantage she not only had youthful face,
but youthful heart ami spirits and al her troubles and
sal experience had never altered her hnl py and
laugh Mr. Brewster hat pride IN tho beauty OF hs
wife and dell ghte IN getting her the most superb gowns
20 show t on by, and although no some hag O' q
cyuIc he believed m the seuuluene-- nf the admiration
and court that al the world paid 10 her.
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
PENALTY PROMPTLY INFLICTED

FfDm Itf NcU OTh r 'fc'ftc1t ff''F"
An insurance man tells story o. telephone expert.
once in Detroit which La. both ,eriOu, Iud cOmcal
aspect. The Blrnnim Wire Works q: Detroit took ire.
amt the wdtchman duty rang up tic telephone lhiy,
who. "a IN this case made and provided askeI MhIs
Dumber do you want r
Waterman: Give me the fire department quick
Telephone Lady: " What number do you waht =
Watch.Lan: Oh! blank the blank numier; give me-
the nre department We are all ahre. Blank bianA.
blank, quick"
ditIOn OF things, lie rang up again and asked Tor tae
house Oi Ot tue prlnclpIs-the rccoycr perhaps
aui was Informed by the telephone laIy that; fhe
service at the Buruham Wire Works hat been di+con-
tinued on account or prOiane language having Oeen
usel
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
L0UAL TO Any EMERGENCY.

Scene; The northeast corner o. Main and swan sts.
Time: o'clock, Friday afternoon. ITdmd'g pc s0n0!
Three ltte boys from school" Dialogue: First lttlo
boy 20 second b. who has Just bought five cents worth
Of peanuts: Gine some peanuts. johnnie NaN'
won't" ." why not e. wlincd nrst ]. b. COS, you
never ci'mc anythin, an whenever I glt anythn you
always hump me FOR What I've got" ThHa ittle hoy
who has been Automatically silent; ddn'J ask y0l
FOR no peanuts did l. johnnie r. Nav, yer didn't eos
yer didn't want none" and Johnnie. munching nl.
peanuts walked OF unconcernedly leaving his COM
paniOus with faces on which blank CONSERVATION and
Littar d s.pI tmont we're plAInly deplc.ei.
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
Anrrsrn 10 nnLrr poR rhE nAGazLyes

r Is narrated that pretty gIr. high IN Washington
sassiety." mc William Dean HOw"l- for the first tUio
Othor evening ani, becoming quite n-ere-ted IN his
talk. asked him fOI his autograph. Mr towels assented
willingly and wrOts very witty verse % very piesy
girl.
" oh. Mr.. Howells," she exclaimed girly giruoUsly,
how sweet, l. 10 original r.
on. yes." he replied, smiling heuisnantly.
YOu don { say -, Well shoud thiuk you w0uld
write something for the newspapers the masazIuos
I've lots worse tAlI - than tnls IN print"
New-York tribune., 1886-03-21
ONLY EyGLLSR SPOKEN THERE

Prom Ihe " lHn'Tp0Iis JOHTHdL
went into a TbiIist news store last night and
hurrledly SAID 10 the man bshui the unter
We you librettO % tn MlkaiO ="
The shopkecper looked at me hlanslY.
Beg pardon r. h5 said 1nay, with an in,errOsatlys
infection.
"MikadO bret'O," reneatet.
Another blank stare. followed by frightening mp Of
the face indie Ltiye OF idea The ShOpkesler shook
his head with smile.
No speek Ita.I4na, he said.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29
SHerATs Sale.

/ By virtue and authority of e special
execution issued from the office Of The
clerk Of the circuit court of Iron coun-
ty, Missouri, and to me, the under-
signed sheriff directed, in favor of the
State of Missouri, at the relation and
to the use of w. A. Fletcher, collector
of therevenue for Iron county, Mis-
souri,, plaintiff, and against P. w. Sta
=cy and Oliver Conner and all unknow n
interest parties, defendants, bearing
date March 25th, 1856. and returnabIe
to the A pril term, 1856, thereof, i have
levied upon and seized the following
described real estate and property, ly-
ing and being in Iron county s, Missou-
ri, as the property of said defendants,
described as follows, to wits
Thieves half lot one of the north
west quarter and lot three of the south
west quarter in section six, township
thirty-one, north, of range three east.
And I will, on
Wednesday,, Aprit 2sth, 1856,
at the east front door of the courthouse
in the city IF Ironton, Iron county,
Missouri, between the hours of 9 o'clock
in the forenoon and 5 o'clock in the
afternoon of that day, and during the
sessionsof the circuit court, sell, at pub
lie veiidue,all right, title, claim, estate
and property of the said defendants,
of, In and r0the above described real
estate and property, for cash in hand,
to the highest bidder, to satisfy said
execution and costs.
s. e. BUFORD, Sheriff.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29
sheriT,s sale.

By virtue and authority of special eX-
eeution issued from the office OF the clerk
OF the circuit court of lroncaunty, Missouri,
and to me.the undersigned sheriff direct
ed. in favor of the State of Mlssouri,at the
relation and to the use of ". A Fletcher,
collector ofsthe revenue for Iron county,
Missouri, plaintiff, and against Robert ID.
Royce, Edward A. Norman, Jesse Hart
graves Robert l.. Lindsay, Hugh Lat
ter and allnnknown interested parties,
defendants bearing date March 25th,
1856. and returnable to the April
ter N, 1856. thereof, | have levied%upon
and seized the following described real
estate and property. lying and being
in iron county Missouri, as the property
OF said defendants, described as follows, to
wit:
The southwest quarter of the southwest
quarter of section twerty-six. township
thirty five. nortifsa afange one east;
Also, the northwest quarter of the
northwest quart9fof section thfrty-five,
ipwnship thirty five, north, range one
And will py
77sssrsdfy, April 10Th, 1885,
at the east 'front.' door, of the court
house in ne city Of Ironton, Iron
county. Missouri, between the hours
of 8 O. clock IN tile forenoon and 5 o'clock
in the aft moon Of fhat day, and during
The sessio1 OF the cireuit court, sell, at
1aue, all th9Eri2ht, title, claim.
estate and property Of the said defend
ants, OF ia and to the above described
real estate }Rna property for cash IN hand,
to the highest bidder, to satisfy said ex-
ecutian andss ssts. s. E. BUFoRD,
ap1n3S Sheriff.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29
Money and Labor on a Strike.

Ed. Register.-In In your apeFof A pril
Is, under the above caption, / find an
extract from an artitle on 1.-THE Militia
and. the Army written and published
by Gen. g. B. Mcclellan, in his life.
time, and now commended by my old
friend. Thomas Callahan. No one,'
more sincerely than myself, respected
and honored Gen. Mcclellan. But I
cannot ignore tho fact that he was but
a man, and therefore liable to erin opin-
ion. In the article quoted from, lie wrote
as soldier, and upon military force
as a necessary incident In the conduct
of civil government. Like many abler
and much wiser men than myself, /
have no great confidence ia the policies
and modes Of soldiers for the direction
and control of free and intelligent
people, such as the American people.
A not very remote conduct of our
very strongly justifies this want Of con-
fidence, and the sentiments III the artI-
Gle alluded to only go to confirm 1t.
Gen. Mcclellan, being a soldier,
seems to have forgotten that widely
changed condition and surroundings of
any given population, necessltatcs not
only different modes, but in reality
different forms of government. Serfs
and slaves, barbarians and Gavages.
even populations sparse and scattering.
may need military force behind them
to control them. An intelligent and
free people. such as ours, must be gov
erned by wholesome popular senti-
ment rather Than statutory laws, and
cannot be controlled In tire absence of
this sentiment. Revolution, in some
form, would be sure to follow the abb
sence of this sentiment, much more its
Opposition, in spite cf organized armies.
Ignoring, OF not remembering, this
fixed fact M history, Gen. Mcclellan
was unfortunate III quoting .Shay's
Rebellion, ia MASSACHUSETTS, and the
NV hisky rebellion 10 Pennsy lvania,
as incidents in support Of his position
that we need to-day strongly organ
ized army to control or subdue our
people. One Of these incidents occur-
red when our government was very
young, our settlements sparse aud re-
mote from one another, free govern,
ment but little understood BY the ex-
perienced, and tie masses Of our peo-
pie very genernIly iIIiterate. The oth.'
er sprang up under British rule, before
our government was born. and when
t.Fort du Quesne, now Pittsburgh1
was practically more remote from the
Atlantic than is the Pacific coast Of To-
day. What parallel is there between
the popu lation and It's Surroundings
then, and our people aud their sur
roundings now7 None. Are they not
rather contrasts?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29
SheriHs safe.

By virtue-apd authority of special l
execution fss,ted from the office of the
clerksof the circuit court of Iron coun-
ty, Missouri, and to me, the undersign-
ed sheriff. directed, in favor of the
State of Missouri, at the relation and
to the use of w. A. Fletcher, collector
of tile revenue for Iron county, Mis-
souri,, plaintiff, andaagainst Theophilus
Steele, Carroll B.. Lnman and Delilah
McCarl and all unknown interest par
ties, defendants, bearing date March
25th, 1886, and returnable to the April
term, 1856, thereof, 7 have levied upon
|and seized the following described real
Aestate and properly lying and being in
Iron county, Missouri. as the property
of said defendants. described as. fol.
lows, to wit:
The southeast quarter of the north
Eeast quarter and north half of the north
east quarter in section thirty-two.
Htewnship thirty-three, north, of range
three east.
And L will, on
Wednesday,, April 2sth, 1856,
ut the east front door of the courthouse
i'm the city of Ironton, Iron county,
Missouri, between the hours of 9 o'clock
III the forenoon and O'Clock in tile
safternoon of that day, and during the
ssessionsof the circuit court. sell, at pub
a;c vendue,s all the right, title, claim,
ESTATE and property of the said defend
ants, of, in and to the above described
real estate and property, for cash in
hand, to the highest bidder, to satisfy
said execution and costs.
S. E. BUFORD, Sheriff.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29

4 he shall enjoy. Hence, every worker
| is Interested in this question. Let those
who have not carefully taken thought
and counsel in such matters read Hen
Try Georges works, Social Problems, !,
1.-The Land Question, z Effects Of Pro.
tection.n or. best of all, Progress and
Poverty
IN 2 will find that as his children
grow up they learn more from the
world abou them than from home pre-
cepts or training; and, as Hr. George
says, There is one lesson society IS
constantly dInning in our ears and in
the ears of our children: Get money;
get 1t honestly If you can, but, at any
rate, get money.'n Before we talk
about getting better men than we now
have, let US treat better the kind of
men we already have. Use good, COM
mon sense toward our fellow men, such
as we now have, and we shall soon see
q wonderful Improvement.
Our present failings are due more
toIazy mindedness than to lazy hand
edpess, and If we can induce men to
think more they will iced to drudge
less. I am living among people whom
I have known from early childhood; r
have not only seen their characters
form but have marked the influences
under which their children have grown
up. and know there has been cons
stant moral Regeneration and mental
tAUation grow out of this vicious
eompetition forced upon all.
AS people we are on the rsgged
edge of revolution over an issue that is
entirely false, for there can be no real
conflict between labor and its own
creatnre-capital yet every day we
are ding-dongedsabout this great isauel
between labor and capital. Only the
other day an NJ. G. III his place in the
House asserted that the less capital we
had the more workless people we
should have. The wages of all labor
are not paid by capital, but out of a
union of labor and land or from the
exertion Of labor upon land, and the
silly assertion Of this NJ. c., though
the commonly accepted notion, in
wolves the absurdity Of saying that
capital existed before its own creator
labor. Mr.. Lincoln asserted that labor
was prior to capital and therefore
should receive the first consideration.
The real truth is that the mare capital
we have the more voorhees, and miser.
able people we have; for where there
is the most capital there the specu-i
lative value of land is highest, labor
Is most nearly disinherited, and tue
ssiugg sc for existence thp uiosf out
rages4as Tax III Sdt- Land q ~.
you k6ll speoulai 81 E.nd 19ff ~, wao 4
matter how mndHat atap pital yels may
be, and il would l,e easier then to 1--we /
where the real value OF land was high 4
than where it was low. FARMER.
Murravville, III. A pril 1s, 1856.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1886-04-29
Thursdau. 4prit 18th a $50,
: She2.iRs Safe.

By virtue and authority of special
executions issued from the efffee of tho
clerk of the circuit court of IRON counj
ty. Missouri, and to me, the undersignx
ed Sheriff, directed. IN favor of the
State OF Missouri, at. the relation md
20 the tiseof w. A. Fletcher, collector
Sof the revenue fersIron county, Mis-
souri,, plaintiff. and against Joseph ID.
McLalgifHn, WV. Fett and Jacob
8 Willis. and all unk now interested par
ties, defendant bearing date March
25th. 1885. and returnable.to 10 the A April
term, lSS6, thereof, Ihaye levied upon
and seized the following described real
estate and property. lying and being
in IRON county, Missouri, as the prop
erty of said defendants, described as
follows, toWit:
The south halt of the southeastquar-
ter and tie northeast quarter of the
southeast quarter aud the south half
of The northeast quarter and the north-
west qaarter.of the northeast quarter
and the southeast quarter ofthe south-
west Quarter, IN section thirty7three,
townships thirty-three. range three '
east.SE -
And i will, on s..
= Wednesday,, a pr Il s2std 1886.
at.ti.e east front door CT the. courthouse
in 4 Is city of Irontou, from county,
Missouri. between the hours of 8 O'Clock
81, the forenoon and 5 o'clock in The
AFTERNOON. Of thatstlay, and during The
session of the circuit court, sell, at put
liz. .vendue, all the right, tile, claim,
estate and property y.of the said defend
aiifs.sof, in and to the above described
..reaisestste and property, for cash. IN
hand. to the highest bidder, to satisfy