St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-03

white.
Martin Delaney says that lemonade and
settler accounts for his success and happi-
ness during the heated term.
Prof. Evans has had cut made OF his
phiz, and it decorates rather tony clrcu-
lar The work of the artist doesn't Halter
the professor, however.
A. B. Roberts is practicing amateur
photography. He took his boys picture
last week and Citizen Durage put the fine
touches OH the negative.
In Third street store is new and beau
tiful device for stretching gentlemen's
trousers 4 Dayton avenue young man
bought one the other day, forgetting that he
only had one pair of the garments named.
and now when they are being rejuvenated,
a certain young man is suddenly confined
to his bed with headache, and he is invisible
to cellars
j. NJ. Markham is after the man who put
up the matrimonial joke on him.
Fred Snyder of the Clarendon ''knows
his business" and wears big spark.
Doc VOORHEES, says he don't have to wear
a ''dickey" to deceive his friends. He
laments the loss of his dog, which was
stolen.
According to P. J. Dreis the picnic and
two-days' excursion of the pioneer firemen,
next month. will be the biggest affair Of the
kind ever gotten up.
Ed Cone knows thing or two. if he is
from Salamanca.
Ever since his recent big effort Will Mer
RAM has taken deep interest in base ball.
He presented the winning nine of a game
played recently with big tin dipper and
set up the lemonade.
1t is said John Serme is a crack base ball
player.
John Roche. the comptroller, wears
white plug hat and always carries an UNI
brella. He is the most methOdical man in
town.
Nick Pottgeiser is not so warm as he
looks by fifty degrees. He takes life easy
and always keeps in good humor. This,
he says, is the way to keep cool.
Gen. Becker looks tidy and comfortable
in Mackinaw straw.
: MI Mussetter atfirms that the seductive
soda w2ter,has charms never dreamed of
by the slaves to the ice cream habit, and
then it does not contain any tyrotoXicate.
Col Brugh of the Ryan has written a
few stanZas of poetry and dedicated them
to a fly. The colonel is good punSter and
is well up in fyology.
j. n. Rogers chaperones walking stick
and looks swell in white high hat.
William Louis Kelly decorates his lapel
with rosebud daily. He draws some of
his finest figures of speech from the tlowery
kingdom.
John Rogers, Jr., sticks to his mouse
colored derby
A. T. G. Pierson takes the hot weather
coOlly, He goes in his shirt sleeves and
looks like patriarch.
John Hmkle has recovered from his i'll
ness. He says people don't give him any
sympathy for being sick because his cheeks
never lose their color.
Reuben Clewett, the deputy sheriff. keeps
cool at a shady 26O, and it is all muscle
''Smoked eyeglasses" remarked a fresh
young man from Chicago, ''may not look
SO very becoming, but they are about the
best thing to counterfeit the heat there is
out. Take it for instance in New York
and Chicago, where the sun beats down on
the stone sidewalks with mercileSs and
binding intensity. All you have got to do
is to wear colored glasses and the sight is
not fatgued, while the brow keeps cool
under the most binding rays of Old SOL"
A cold tremOr coursed up Spilkins' back
as he passed an ice cream lair last night
and observing the Spasm his girl asked
what was the matter. You see, my DEAR
he said, Il was just about to ask you to
have plate of ice cream when l thought
of its dreadful effects; it tyrotoxicates, they
say, and" Il don't believe a word OF
it," she rejoined, Maria and I have been
eating ice cream all our lives and we were
never intoxicated by it. think you are a
nasty. mean thing for saying that, too, so
do" He collapsed.
eff there's anything don't like to do it
is to shake hands with timid man; it re-
minds Inc of the days when l used to take
obi in nfrNr
down in New England"
The speaker was Mr.. Courtney. the
good-looking representative of an Eastern
firm, and the conversation was addressed
to friend in the lobby of the Ryan hotel
''How did you used to take your medi-
cine?" queried his companion.
'.Y on see, we had schoolmaster who
believed in not sparing the rod or ruler
and the boys had an old superstition that
by pulling out an eyelash and laying it on
the palm of the hand it would have the
effect to break the ruler, for in those DAYS
the punishment was inflicted by holding
out the hand, the instrument of torture be-
ing as stated"
did the charm work?"
well, [ can't say that it did. for while
the school possessed the oddest-looking
crowd of wall-eyed boys in the state, I
never once saw the ruler get the worst of
it."
J. j. Parker, or "Jack," as his friends
call him. who acted as referee in the crack
race at White Bear lake, has won number
of finely-contested races himself. and he is
one of the best amateur Oarsmen in the
United States.
Hugh CANNED has been doing the CITY.
He wore his see-er-sucker and says thai
things in Portland are on the boom.
S. S. Eaton keeps frigid in a cutawa,
vest and decollete sleeves.
He values with the ladies, and smoke:
mild cigaretS; he goes to ali the races. but
never makes a bet; he sports the highes
collar, his clothes are cut all fait; buG-he
never pays the tailor. because he isn't built
that way.
whats the Excitement" queried by
stander as II. p. Hall rushed down Third
street one hot day this week as if the trair
was about to pull OUT and he was afraid OF
getting left. That man." said an acquaint
ance, sis Fl. P. Hall, the great American
rustler. and there is no excitement at all
it is his normal condition"
john ScnultZe says that hades is any hot
ter than this he doesn't want any of it IL
his.
Dennis Ryan and P. It. Kavanagh dis
cuss the weather over lemon ices witt
strawberries in them at the Ryan cafe.
Aid. O'ConnorS looks as cool as the pro
verbal cucumber in suit of cream dolores
cashmere.
Tom Marshall goes to the races and is