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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

Mn. GRAY, of Delaware, the successor of
Senator Bayard, delivered his maiden
speech yesterday, he being the first Demo
cratic senator to come to the defense Of
the administrations silver policy from the
tremendous assault thereon by Mr.. Beck
Mr. Mcpherson followed Mr.. Gray on the
same side. The arguments of both, al
though creditable enough to their re-
spectivo authors, contained no new points,
but traversed ground that has been made
familiar by frequent and exhaustive de-
hates and much writing for the press. 1t
is scarcely possible that any amount Of
talking can change a vote in the Senate or
affect public opinion on this question.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

Gov. HILL, in his message, treats the
question Of disputes between laborers and
employers with fair degree of candor. He
states the well-known truth that such diff
ferences, when carried to the extreme of a
strike or lockout, invariably lead to pccuni-
AIRY loss to both parties, but that the loss
falls most heavily upon the workmen. To
remedy this evil the governor suggests arbl-
tration, and in order to start the movement
in that direction he recommends the passage
of law creating a commission with power
10 investigate the subject and report to the
present or some future legislature an act
providing legal system Of arbitration.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

a REMARKABLE assemblage of colored
people from the south attended the New
Years day celebration Of emancipation at
New Orleans. Many speakers addressed
the concourse, all expressing hope and
pride as to the advancement of that race,
materially, morally, and educationally.
Among the most encouraging was Mai,
Burke, Of the New Orleans Times Democrat.
These are conspicuous signs that the whites
and blacks are working togethermore harmo-
niously. Those prophets who pictured terri
hle evils us the result Of emancipation are
themselves now lost in wonder and admira-
tion at precisely the opposite effect, This
progress, too, deservesi to be peculiarly
honored, for it has been achieved, not only
without the active sympathy Of the whites,
hut, indeed, against their opposition,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

put in jeopardy when the first jury was
impanelcd, and that the drawing of
a second jury was putting his life again
In jeopardy for the same ofTcnse, con
trary to the organic law Of the land. Thus,
Inands, with bloody hands, goes free,
wrongly, being murderer, but rightly, be-
ing man entitled to the benefits Of the
primary forms Of law designed ever to favor
equally each citizen Of the nation.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

THE case of IIilands, the Mercer county,
Pa, murderer, is probably the most sin
gular and important to be found In legal
annals. Without proyocation he wantonly
and deliberately slaughtered with an aX his
neighbor, John Kirsch, This brutal deed
was committed last March, On his appear
ance for trial jury was procured, but,
owing TO other business unexpectedly de-
tanning the court, the hour Of adjournment
arrived before the examination of wit
nesses could be begun. Judge Mehard then
dismissed the jury. Next morning It oc-
CURED TO him that he had made blunder,
and he hastened to discharge the first Jury
and impanel second. Promptly, after
hearing the testimony, verdict of muir
der IN the first degree was rendered. The
prisoner was sentenced to death. An APP
peal to the supreme court Of the state i'm
mediately followed, and that body decided
On Monday that the second trial was Illegal
and void, ~ tbe deiepdant's life had been
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

New Workers have a sly way of doing things.
But they got LEFT on washingtonians. Such
was found TO be the case with Commissioner
Henry D. Purroy president of the board of
fire commissioners OF New York; Deputy Com.
missloners DR.. +. NJ. Purroy, Jacob Seab1ld, and
J. b. Adamson, who arrived here yesterday on
tion respecting the management of District
affairs. Chief Cronin met the visitors, and
last night escorted them to truck houses a and
i, and No. Z engine house. The visit was
found TO be n very gratifying one to the dis
tinguished visitors, who spoke of the men, ap-
paratus, and surroundings In terms of warm
praise. The visitors are stopping Mt Wizards.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

SENATOR EDMUNDs say that whenever a
majority of the women of the United States
or Of any state desire to have the suffrage,
they shall have his vote. So able logiclan
as the distinguished senior senator from
Vermont must know that the right
or wrong of woman suffrage does not
depend on the number Of women
who loq.ie oi do not desire the bal
lot. II suffrage is the right of the
women citizens of the republic, it is just as
wrong in principle to withhold 1t from
small minority as it would be to refuse it
10 large majority.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

Now THAT England has forcibly annexed
Burmah, it is officially announced as a
cabinet decision that "Buimah will be
charged with the cost of the war and the
maintenance Of the army of occupation"
This Is in accordance with the habit Of
England, hut our own dealings with Mexico
some years ago furnish good reason why
we should not be heaving donicks at j.
Bull for his treatment Of the Burmese.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
Cold storage at the Market

John Cassels and Hallet Kilbourn have ad-
dressed q communication to the commission
crs in reference to the introduction of cold
storage at tn Center Market. They state that
there is n necessity for such thing, and ask
that permission be granted to extend the
awning on the sidewalk on street around the
Seventh and Ninth street wings In order to
give the country producers and shippers space
TO unload and sell their products. The plant
of machinery would have TO be placed In the
Objection has been raised 10 the placing of
boilers and machinery in the market build
ings, ms being destructive to the wares on sale
in the stalls. The market company would
erect suitable sheds for the countrymen in the
wholesale market grounds If the commission
crs thought Il best to be done.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

CHAUNcEY DEpEw says that Mr., Wander
Tilt was often in need Of small change. If
he had been willing to hand out dollars
where smaller sums were due, and go
quietly off without waiting for his change,
the absence of small coins could not have
been an ailliction to him or Others The
newsboys, bootblacks, and porters would
not have insisted on running him down.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

SENATOR IloAR did a very sensible thing
yesterday in calling the attention Of the
Senate to the fact that important legislation
is delayed by debate on the silver question
which will all have to be gone over again
when the finance committee reports bill
on the subject.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

IT is mentioned as a significant fact that
"a Chattanooga liquor dealer who made an
assignment on Monday attributes his fail
ure to the shrinkage in business produced
by the growth of prohibition. On the
other hand 1t is claimed that the opening
of new and more attractive saloons all
around him was the cause of the "shrink-
age in business"
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

A PRESS telegram printed yesterday
stated that the Rev. George Il, Bristor, pas
tor of the Spring Valley Methodist Church,
had been arrested, charged with commit
ting felonious assault upon Ida Downes,
aged 10 years, who was employed in his
house as servant. It is stated IN we'll
Informed secular newspapers that the girl,
Ida DOwnes, who is feeble-minded per-
son, has confessed that she was induced by
an enemy Of the accused TO make the
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

charge against him, and that the accusa-
tion is false. II this be true--as It prob
ably is-the case Of Mr.. Bristor is hard
one. At all events suspension of popu-
lar judgment is demanded in the interest of
fair plny
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
The Sons of Veterans Celebrate.

Custer Post No, l, Sons of Veterans held their
annual campfire last night at Grand Army
Hall, Ninth and d streets. Coffee, hardtaCk,
and pipes formed one part of the programme,
while speeches from Gen. Brooks and Comrades
Ingram, Willoughby. and Rovcls formed the
other A drum concert awakened much en-
thusinsm, The young veterans were heartily
congratulated at the successful year they have
had In recruiting members and In possessing u
Mell.lilled treasury.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

AsIT cannot be in recognition Of deeds
accomplished that Emperor William dec
crates Gen. Viscount Wolseley with the
Order Of the Red Eagle, the inevitable in
ference is that the honor Is intended as a
sort Of advance payment for things hoped
fnv
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

THE Senate has decided, by large ma
iority, not to eliminate from the Edmunds
Utah bill the clause dlsfranchising women.
The bill is still pending, but is expected to
reach vote to-day.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

THE methods Of the reform era find
beautiful eHemplication in the per-
formNnces Of Brown, Of Maine, as sketched
by Senator Hale, II the senator's state
ments were not fully confirmed by the
POstoilce Department and the admissions
of Brown himself, the credulity of the gen
eral reader would be seriously taxed.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
Jnstice Off Her Base.


TDUIVIINUIV 1NIIcIIVHII'I
1t would be well to send few mission
aries of civilization TO New York to abolish
the debtors prison and the system by which
criminal is released on bail while his
victim is kept under arrest as a witness in
the house OF detention. II is believed that
Justice In New York is not only blind in
both eyes but that she has her scales loaded.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

THERE are people in Ireland who protest
against home rule. There are people in
Russia who prefer czarism to constitutional
government. There were slaves in the
south, in the old time, who professed to
prefer slavery to freedom.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
THURSDAY, JANUARY


ALBAueH's-salvini.
NAr1oSAi.-Boston Ideal opera Company.
FoEp's-Liz2ic Evans in "Fogg's Ferry"
HERzoG's-"Thc Mikado."
DIME MusEuM-Opera and spcoialties.
CoMIoUE-Varloties.
WAsHiNGToS RINK--Nlnth and r. I. avcnu'
L ST. RiSK--Flncst skating surface in the city
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

As TO the committee on expenditures of
the Department Of Justice we hope 1t will
help the Attorney General to "disassoclate
power and speed" when they do not nat
urally belong to the same object
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

GERMANY is soon to be the scene of a
much more exciting silver agitation than
we have, or are likely to have, in the
United States. The opponents Of demone-
iization are getting very much in earnest.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

THE House committees will undoubtedly
be announced to-day. 1t is not believed
that any great surprises are in store for
anxious brethren.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

The proposition to increase the salary of
tie governor of Ohio from $4,000 to $1,000
Is so self.cvdcutly fair that 1t ought not to
lie uuuOsCd,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

The New York sun could crafty gen.
cral and pardonabe curiosity by stating,
briefly and plainly, where Candidate Hill
stands on the silver question.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

O'DoNovAN Rosa is not suspected of
completely either in the preparation or
launching of the earthquake that shook up
England on the 9th instant.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

CoxGREssMEx who "get left" in the
rhairmanshps may find consolation in the
reflection that this is cold day.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
To Mourning Friends.

TFHITUuVIpHIa FTCSs,
Gentlemen desirous of taking last view
of the political remains Of George Hoadly,
of Ohio, are informed that the corpse will
be on exhibition only few days longer.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

Thus far about seventeen hundred House
bills have been introduced, and several states
are yet TO be heard from.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

AsusuL, a good many state Legislatures
are vigorously wrestling with national af-
fairs
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
AUCTION SIZES.
nuNcANsoN BROS, XUcTIoNEERs,
~ 9th and ID SITS, N, w.

SALE Of METROPOLITAN STREET RAIL
WAY STOCK.
BY virtue OF decree of the Supreme Court of the
District Of Columbia, Equity 1927, issued Decem'
ber 80, 1885, will dispose OF, at public sale, for
the above.named auction house, on THURSDAY, /,
JANUARY Z, 1886, at the hour of p. M,
30 shares OF the Metropolitan Street Railway
Stock. JAMES l.. NORRIS,
Com. and Trustee of Estate of
ian6.3t JOSEPH j. COOMBs.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA business In Con-
gress has been receiving due attention thus
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
EDUCATTONdL.

CHELDON,s DANCING ACADEMIEs-AT 1904
= + st. N, W., Mondays, Wednesday, Friday, and
Saturday; at 3D. 81. and Pa. av. s. f., Tuesday and
Saturday. Notice-A discount OF 20 per cent. 10
those lolnlng first week Of the new Year.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
SPECT1I NOTICES.

49, ~. - 81. -
n5so NATIONAL METROPOLITAN BANK.
w. WAsHlNoTos, d, O., Dec. ~, 1880.
The annual election for Directors Of this Bank
T Be held e ths sap9g s on TSEsnASS 3 y
open from IL O'Clock a. m. % O'Clock p; m.
de2OJa5l2 Cashier.
s5SaeA MEETING OF THE STOCKHOLDERS
W. OF the Washington and Georgetown Rail
road Company, for the election Of directors, Will be
held ut the office Of the company, Georgetown, on
WEDNESDAY, the 18TH DAY OF JANUARY,
The polls will bo opened at 10 n. M, and closed
at 10 m. Transfer books Will be closed on the 9th
Of January 1885, and opened on January 14th,
H. HURT, President
G. NJ. KOONES, Secretary. dec2S-td
e1S5e DIR. HIDDEN, SPECIALIST, THROAT
k$S AND LUNGS. AT wILLARDS TODAY
FROM 10 TO 4. Free consultation, ~ to 1.
s5se SPECIAL NOTICE.
For sALE-Great Bargains; Retiring From Bust
eso. re pa and uss o oa anJ
Silver Watches. Diamonds, Clothing, &C.
O. A. SMITH, Broker, 314 9th st.
nxEs THE WASHINGTON SOCIETY d.
w RECroRY" will contain the names Of
Washingtons prominent society people. Send
names % 1907 II st. N. W. as early as possible.
aSsD OFFICE CAROLINA oLIln OIL AND oREo-
wiLMINoToN N. O., Nov. IL, 1885.
To THE PUBLIC:
The long necessity for q wood preservntive Of uu-
questioned character has been universally acknowl-
edged. The Carolina Oil and Creosote Company,
located at Wilmington, N. O., s the sole proprietor
Of the patents for making Wood Creosote OIL, and
injecting the said oil into wood, which is guaranteed
by us TO preserve the wood against the Toredo
Worm In salt water well as dry and wet rot. The
wood properly prepared with wood creosote oil is
recommended by us for
RAILROAD TIES, BRIDGE TIMBERs, TRES.
TIES, TELEGRAPH POLES, FENCE POSTS,
PILING FOR PIERS AND wHARvEs, STREET
PAVEMENTS.
We are prepared TO fll large orders on very short
notice.
We refer by permission to Gen. Q. A. Gilmore, U.
s. Engineer Corps, New York City; Capt W. IL.
Bixby, u. s. Engineer Corps Wilmington, N. G.;
Dr. John b. Hamilton, Surgeon General, Marine
Hospital Service Washington, d.. O. Col. w. L.
Trenholm, a member OF the Civil Service Commits
sion of the United States Washington, ID. O. For
further particulars address
General superintendent, Wilmington, N. Q.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
WINTED---HONSEH.

yXTANTED-Two HOUSES IN WEST END,
w TO cost 50 800 and "a 800, respectively, cash.
J. AMBLER SMITH, Attorney.at-Law, 1924 N.
Y. ay. $40
WTANTED-HoUsE, @ OR ROOMS; N. W.
w or Capitol Hill; $1,000 cash; must be first
class. Address d. J. EVANS, 1914 9th st. ny
3.S
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
FOR RENT--HOUsES.

FOR RENT---MISCELL4NEOUs,
ELEGANT CHICKERING UPRIGHT PIANOS
~ for rent. Tuning and repairing a speciality. II.
A. URsO,S Piano Rooms 737 9th st. N. w.
1O-oc23-tf
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
PROFESSIONAL.

nR. AND NINE. sELDEN, 1891 13rm ST. N.
~ W. Established 1850. Special treatment for
ladies' remedies prompt and reliable advice free
Ia2-lm
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
MEDICAL.
I LoYD's a5-CENT WASHINGTON ExPREss.

Baggage delivered to all parts OF the city, rail-
road, stealnbOatA, &C. Furniture, sewing machines,
type-wrters, &C., carefully removed Trunks taken
10 any part Of the house without extra charge Per-
at either Office.
TELEPHONE No. A73-3.
once 1908 Il st. N. w. Branch oiices 9Th and
sts, NJ W., basement Howard HOuset DuekettB
Pharmacy, cor Pa. nv. and 22d st. N. W.; GIG o
st. NV. Frank Htzer q Co., druggist, cor. East
JOHN O. HAwLEY,
pIOpri0tOr,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
FOR RBNT-RooArs.

EOR RENT-2 FRONT PARLORs, 1sr AND
II I'd floors, with board, s25 per month; front
room on Sd floor, with board, etd. 934 N. Y. ave.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

w II. HARRoyER,
w Manufacturer OF
STOVES, RANGES, AND FURNACES,
And Dealer In
WATER COOLERS AND REFRIGHRATORS,
TINWARE, HoUsEFIRNISHING GOODS, N
DC, al,
B13 Seventh 81. N. VI, near Pa. Ave-,
Wa6hinEto'I, d. q.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
WANTED---ROOMs

VUANTED-2 OR 3 UNPUBLISHED ROOMS,
w suitable for light housekeeping for gentleman
and wife. Address X. Il. NJ, Republican Office. 40
WANTED-TWO OR THREE NEATLY
w furnished rooms for light housekeeping; loca-
tlon central part OF city or Capitol Hill. Address
s. d. f., Republican 0ilice. 40
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07

WANTED - A SITUATION BY A YOUNG
w colored man, as waiter In n private fnm-
ily; references. Apply ut 1888 9th ST., West
Washington. 1.S
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
WANTED-EMpLoYMENr.

WANTED-A MIDDLE.AGED WHITE wo.
w man wishes place as nrst'class cook OF
laundress In flrst-class private family no oblec
ST. N. w 1-D
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1886-01-07
ANTED-HELP.

WANTED-A TIDY, INTELLIGENT GIRL,
w between IL and 10, to wait on ladies In medl-
cal baths and make herself generally useful. APP
ply at DIR. sCHOENECKER'S Hydro and Electro
pathic Institute 71O 18th st. 30
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RAILROADS.
1000 GREAT 1909
1000 PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE lCOU
TO THE NORTH, VEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DOUBLE TRACK. STEEL RAILS.
SPLEEDID SCENERY.


1000 PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE lOOO
TO The NoRTK. WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DopRLE TRACK. STEEL RAILS.
MAGNIFICENT EQUIPMENT.
In effect May q 1886.
Trains loavo Washington, from station cornor G.
sixth and streets, as follows:
For Pittsburg and the West, Chicago Limited
Express of Palace Sleeping Cars at $50 a. nj,
daily; Fast Line, $50 am. daily, to Cincinnati
and St. Louis, with sloepiug Cars from Harris.
burg to Cincinnati, and Hotel Car to st. Louis;
daily, except Saturday, to Chicago, with Sleep.
ing Car Altoona to Chicago. Chicago and Gin
cinnati Express, az ITO p. m. daily, with
Sleeping Cars Washington 10 Chicago; connect
ing at Harrisburg with Western Express with
Pacific Express, 1000 p. IN. daily, for Pittsburg
End the West, with through Sleeper Harrisburg
TO Chicago and Cleveland.
BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
r,,r Erie, Canandaigue Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara
10:00p. IN. daily, except Saturday, with Palace
Cars Washington 10 Rochester.
For Tiliisnsport Lock Haven and Elmira, Mt
$50 a. H. daily, esccrt Sunday.
Fc, New York and tho East 7:i5, 900 and HOO
!, NJ. 300, d:2o, 1000 and lilo p m On
snnday 900 r. M 200, loo, 1000 and 11:20
=, III Limited EXPIRES Of PuIrlan Parlcr
Cars $40 +. n and :'::,t' i. III. daily except
Sunday.
For Boston .ithou; change, 200 p. III. cvory
day.
For Brooklyn, y. =, ali through Grains connect at
Jerscy City with boats of Brooklyn Annex,
aford;ng direct transfer to Fulton street, avoid.
ing double ferrisge across New York City.
Fo. Philadelphia 7:15, 900 and HOO q. m,
200, 400. 600, 1000 and 11:20 p. III. On
Sunday 900 n H., 200, 4:2O, 600, 1000 and
11:2O pm. Limited Express, $40 a. M, and
$50 D. H. daily except Sunday.
For Baltimore Gs5, 7:i5, 900, $40 $50 and
HOO H. m and 1908, 200, $50, 400, 4:27,
4:4O. 600, ITO. 1000 and 11:2O p m. On
Sunday, 900, $50 and HOO a. m, and 200,
4:1O, 600, 7:1O, 1000 and 11:2O p. nj.
For Popcs Creek Line, 1:15 e. H., and 4:4O ?. M,
daily except Sunday.
For Annapolis 1:15 3. M, and 1905 and 4:27
D. m, daily except Sundays. On Sundays at
300 a. m. APO p III.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG RAILWAY
AND ALEXANDRIA AND WASHINGTON RAILROAD.
For Alexandria, 600, 7:O5, 9:26, 11:O1 and 1885
q. m, 2O5, 425, 4:35, COL, sos and 1877 ,
II. On Sunday at 600, 9:25. and 11:O1 a. NJ,
and 805 p. m.
For Richmond and tho South, 600 and 11:O1
M, daily, and 4:35 p. NJ, daily except Sunday
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, Cos
500, 1000 and 1910 a. m; LOO, 3:O5,
1893, $40, 7:O5 and 1912 p. M, and 1910
midnight, except Monday. On Sunday at 500
and 1910 d. IN. 7:O5 and 1912 D. m. and
1910 night.
Tickets and information at the Office Northeast
corner Of 18th street and Penna. Avenue, and at
tie station where orders can be loft for the check
ing OF baggage to destination from hotels aud
residences. ]. Z. WOOD, G. =. A.
C9AS. E. PUGH, q. Ii. my3
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DON'T USE BIG WoRDs.-In promulgat-
ing your esoteric cogitations, or articulating
your superficial sentimentalities and ami
cable, philosophical or psychological obser'
vations, beware of plstitudinous ponderosi-
ty. Let your conversational communica'
tions possess a clarified conciseness, COM
pacted comprehensibleness, coalescent con-
sistency, and concatenated cogency. Els
chew all conglomerations of fatulent garrul'
ity, jejune babblement and assinine aztec
tions. Let your extemporaneous descant'
ings and unprecedented expatiatlons have
intelligibility and veracous vivacity, with
out rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
sedulously avoid all pollysyllabic profun,di-
ty, pompous prolixity, psittaceous yacuity,
ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent
vapidity. Shun double entities, prurient
jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscur-
ant or apparent. In other words, talk plain
ly, briefly, naturally, sensibly, truthfully,
purely. Keep from "slang"; don't put on
airs say what you mean mean what you
say. And don't use big words!