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Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13
A ouarIer soellon or ParadI.e.

Dakota is the sole remaining quarter
section of paradise in this western world.
1t is no uncommon thing for a whole
Dakota family to sit on one end of a
potato while the other is roasting in the
fire. We hatch our own wild geese, of
such dimension that eastern and southern
tenderfeet are liable to mistake them for
winged hippopotami, on lakes of never
freezing rosewater and cologne. We wall
up for wells the holes from which we pull,
with steam derricks and 1 300 horse power
engines, our radishes and beets, and make
cowsheds and circus tents of our turnip
rinds. We put rockers under our empty
pea-pods and use them for cradles. Col.
"Pat.n DOMAIN
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1886-03-13
The window Got Ahead of Him.

AUST to think of it," he growled, with
disgust written on every line of his face.
~ was coming out of st. Louis the other
day. and, the car being crowded, l gave
half my seat to demure little widow"
"How do you know she was widown
"She told me so. She said she was
awfully afraid of being robbed and
knowing by my face that was an honest
man, she wanted me to take charge of her
portemonnaie until we reached Chicago.
"And you did,"
"Am not fool9 Yes, did, and as she
passed it over sweetly said:
""There's exactly 500 in it.'n
ave rode to Chicago without leaving
our seats. AS we ran in the city handed
her the purse. She opened it and counted
the money.
"'Why, there isn't but $50 herep she
said, as she looked up at me-
"'But haven't taken any
"'Well, am $40 short, as you see. Per-
haps you can explain it to the police"
"And what did You dor"
~ gave her the $40, of course. Please
kick me few hundred times"
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Customer-Aren't you afraid toleave all
these clothes hanging ont on the side
walk with nobody TO watch themP /
body would steal them.
Dealer-Shteal doze glothesS MEN Him
mel, mol (conadentially) Wy, mein friend,
dell you, sells doze CLOTHES so cheap
that 1t doesn't bay to shteal them.
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Arpolnted corea,a chief rnrmar.

An'American has been appointed by
the king of Corea to be chief farmer, with
view TO introducing our vegetables into
that country.
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l Now Traction Engine, 8-horse power
Orders from the other Islands filled at Best Rates and
with dispatch. 2S3-2o5
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The strained effort to do too much is one
cause of the large amount of slipshod,
Inefficient work that all deplore, yet must
accept
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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Tuesday, March 80, 1886.

THE Plenary council of the Catholic
church held in the city of Baltimore
In November 1854 formulated certain
decres. in the Latin tongue, and sent
them to the pontif at Rome for his
approval. They are now approved.
There are among them certain matters
vitality affecting the country at large.
One as to the institution of marriage,
one as to schools, another as to educa-
tion of the Indians and still another
as to secret societies. II any have
supposed that the ancient church has,
in America, retreated from any Of its
old tenets as to marriage being beyond
the Jurisdiction OF courts civil, and
that it had connived at Catholics be-
ing members of secret societies, they
are now undeceived. Most of the
matters treated by the council must be
settled as to each Catholic citizen In
the forum of his conscience, If he obey
the church, in matters not conflicting
with law, none can blame him. But
In one matter all will agree that the
Plenary council is correct absolutely,
viz: Its depreciation Of our loose ideas
of the marriage relation. While the
country will not surrender its mar
rage institution to the sole jurisdic-
tion Of any church, we must all agree
that our civil and loose divorces tend
10 vice rather than virtue.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30

In addition to what the YELLOW
STONE JOURNAL has said about labor
ers and their condition, it will add
that redistribution of laboreTs !. and
poor men Is essential. Let those who
are honest, stout and indurtrious leave
their poorly paying fields Of labor in
the east and come to our valleys.
Landing here with small capital,
though only sufficient to purchase a
few tools and work animals, they can
make living on our bottom lands,
and be their own "bosses" and with a
patent for 100 acres Of land they can
laugh at the labor question and be in
dependent citizens. Thousands of
men, especially unmarried men, have
done this. There are too many poor
men around large cities, let them dis
tribute themselves over Uncle Sans
domain.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Montana Mention.

"The Irish-American Club" hos
been organized in Helena.
The I. o. o. F. instituted a new
lodge at Wickes yesterday. The
name is Eagle lodge, No. %.
The Glendive business people are
not as much depressed as was TO be
expected after the unfortunate fire.
Helena has new and excellent fire
alarm bell inscribed Helena, Queen
Of the Mountains, February Is, A. d.,
1857
Grace Howard, a civil engineering
graduate Of the Iowa state university,
is employed by the United States gov
eminent survey in Montana, to make
maps.
The bunch-grass horse of Montana
is gaining n wide reputation for speed
and endurance. The superiority Of
Montana horsefiesh, Of her beef and OF
her wool, is due to her wonderfully
nutritious grasses.-Husbandman.
A Butte paper says: Manager Ma
guire has been corresponding with
Edwin Booth regarding the appear.
ance Of the great tragediaD in Rutte
and Helena. Booths term are 5000
q night, and he will appear OILY one
night in each place. Mr.. Mcguire can
not see his way clear to accept these
terms.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Russia. Petroleum Bal.nce-sheet.

The magnitude Of the items in the bal
ance-sheet of the st. Petersburg Naph-
tina Producing company brothers Nobel
is impressive. The assets, taking the
ruble at 2 shillings, amount to 1851 200
pounds sterling and the profit last year
was 200, 900 pounds sterling. The COM
pany possesses factories valued at 49,
900 pounds sterling, allowance having
been made for depreciation; steamships
stand in the balance-sheet at $1,000
pounds sterling, trucks and vehicles a.
247,0oO pounds sterling, storehouses and
reservoirs at 100000 pounds sterling.
The kerosene in stock is put at
$4,000 pounds sterling, residual pro-
ducts at 12S,0OO pounds sterling.
Among the liabilities share capital stands
at 100000 pounds sterling and out
standing obligations at 42s. 900 pounds
sterling. These are obviously the Incl
dents Of an immense annual producing
power.-Foreign Letter.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
news Notes.

The boycotts are all off in America
except one. "a ID t@
Texas strikers families are likely to
suffer food. ~ W
Geronimo, the Apache, Is said to
have surrendered Internationally.
Mandan is not yet out of danger
from food. Heart river has gone
down.
Secretary Manning Of the streasury
department, is in precarious state of
health.
Troops are held in readiness to con-
centrate at st. Louis. Regulars and
militia. .-.'
Armour, the packer, is threatened
with q boycott because he buys boy
cotted boxes.
Senator Ingalls, speech against the
Presidents policy on Friday was very
caustic and maze a sensation.
The Grand Army is to have an elab-
crate celebration in Minneapolis on
Thursday, with people from neighbor.
ing cities.
Mexicans cooped up a number Of
COW boys hear albuquerque, in New
Mexico, and killed one of them. The
COW boys were unarmed.
Two and half million dollars dam
age was caused by strikers near Charlie
roi, in the Netherlands. Troops are
moving on the strikers.
The Dominion cabinet has declared
the charter of the Manitoba Central
railroad void, because its connection
with American railroads would divert
business from the Canadian Central.
The Edmunds resolutions passed
the Senate. Two Republicans voted
with the Democrats. One resolution
the policy of the attorney
general to furnish copies of papers,
another declares it the duty of the Sem
ate to withhold its consent to removals
with no documents In reference to
of the removed parties.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30

VERY patriotic but equally faolish
Is Mr.. James Crutchett. He has just
presented the United States with the
valuable Spa spring at Blandensburg
In Maryland. With the spring he
conveys also several acres Of valuable
land. This is on par with other
cratic acts OF people who thus hope to
perpetuate their names or to render
service to the United States. When
one has property or money to give
away one can easily find the poor and
needy who will be benefited. To tie
up valuable property by giving 1t to
the United States which, In sase
like the one cited, will neither use the
property nor give it to those who will
usefully employ 1t is wrong. What
sort of use will celebrated spring be
to the national government?
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Coal Formed in the Arctic Resiou,.

Commenting on Lieut.. Greely's dis
covery Of coal within the Arctic Circle
in Greenland, Mr.. w. Mattieu Williams
expresses himself as Dissatisfied with the
prevailing notion which demands sub
tropical climate for the formation Of
carboniferous deposits. He has himself
described the deposition of coal that is in
actual progress at the present time in
Norway, within 4 degrees OF the Arctic
Circle, and believes that similar deposits
may be found much farther north. No
very violent alteration of climate, there
fore, need be assumed TO explain the
Greenland coal. Boston Budget.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30

The soda motor seems TO be the
thing. By heating soda somewhat
after the fashion Of stacking lime, .
power is evolved sufficient to propel
heavy bodies. 1t Is now an estab-
lshed fact that it can be employed on
railroads and tramways. Especially
for use in cities 1t is likely to come
into general and extensive use, as IL
will do away with the danger Of
Tightening horses on the streets and
stops cruelty to car horses and avoids
the annoying mishaps Of the grip
lines. Some one suggests that the
superfiuous gas may be employed to
run q soda fountain for the rejection
of the soda motor passengers.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30

MAJOR MAcoUEEN, Of our city, was
recently interviewed by the st. Paul
Pioneer Press and, like everyone else
who has ever lived In or near Miles
City. he caves good account Of our
prospects and condition. While we
acknowledge the attractions Of some
other places we have no fear of sue
ceusful contradiction when We say
that. for sole, HOMECOMING and last
Ing thrift and prosperity Miles City
has brighter prospects than any town
on the Northern Pacific between
Jamestown and Helena. such men
- Major Macqueen are Of that long
headed class who do not build $50. 700
hotels in n moribund town.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Introduction Of Cattle Into America.


The first herd of cattle known ON the
continent Of America was brought by
Columbus on his second voyage. From
these, and from other small herds
brought by later Spanish navigators, the
wild cattle Of South America descended.
In 1853 the Portuguese took cattle and
hogs to Newfoundland and Nova Scotia.
The Canadian cattle were introduced in
1908. In 1890 Virginia had 500 head of
cattle. The most stringent laws were
passed prohibiting the killing Of any do
mestic animal. In New England cattle
were introduced in 1894. II is said that
for q time price was regulated by color,
a red cal. being cheaper than a black
one because It was more likely to be mis-
taken by the wolves for a deer and
killed.-Chicgo Times. 49,. ...
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30
Trsnsmission Of Power BY Eisctrieis,.

French experiments ON the transmis-
sion Of power BY electricity have resulted
less successfully than was hoped. Theo-
retically the plan e feasible, but Il ,
found TO be more economical and pracH-
cable for manufacturing purposes TO uss
the power directly It the source Of sup
ply. Modern railway facilities maks Il
cheaper to transport goods than power,
with its attendant lo0 Of 30 per cent,
not to mention its uncertainties Scien-
tific Journal.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1886-03-30

The Invention Of crockery Conns.
Crockery collins are proposed by Q
Philadelphia inventor. His idea ID 10
glaze them, thus making tight and Inn
perishable receptacle, ths object being 10
protect underground water currents from
pollution. -Exchange.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-15
HIS WIFE.


/ can not touch his cheek,
Nor rufile with loving breath his hair;
| look into his eyes and hear him speak
lie never knows that am there.
Oh, II my darling would but only know
That day and night, through all his weary
life.
I, whom he loved In the years long ago,
Am with him sti.l-his wife!
watch him at his task,
When the broad sunbeams first light up his
room;
watch him till the evening lays her mask
Upon the face OF Day, and In the gloom
He LAYS his pencil down and silent sits,
And leans his chin upon his hand aud sighs;
How well know what memory round him
read 1t in his eyes.
And when his pencils skill
Has sometimes wrought touch of happy
art.
sec his face with sudden gladness fill;
see him turn with eager lips apart,
To bid me come and welcome his success;
And then he drops and throws his brush
aside.
Oh. If my darling then could only guess
That she Is near who died.
This is the bitterness of death;
To know he loves me, pines and yeam5 for
me
TO see him, stlll be near him, feel his breath
Fan my sad check and yet am not free
To bid him feel, by any faintest touch,
That she who meyer left hls side in life
She who SO loved him, whom he loved so
much
is with him still-his wife.
-IJustin Mccarthy,
The Washington critic., 1886-12-15
THE CITIZENS ASSOCIATION.

Six Objections to the Proposed "Com-
mittee of One Hundred"
EDITOR CRITIC: There are certain objec.
tions to the proposed organization. Give
me space to state some Of them briefly:
First-Its name is misleading. 1t Is not
committee of the people, and does not
represent It.
Second-Several gentlemen have been
placed on 1t without their consent, and
some Of them will not serve; others act In
good faith.
Third-A few men will rule the body.
The power will practically be in the hands
OF six men, the majority OF the executive
committee of eleven. The six are not
named, but it would not take very shrewd
guesser 10 name every one of them, and not
one could be elected by vote of the people
OF this District or would submit his claim to
them.
Fourth-It is outside OF the law. Con-
gress has not authorized it, the Commits
sioDers have not demanded it,and the Treas
ury Department will not recognize it. Its
sole imaginable function will be to check,
dscredit, thwart or control, By Il powerful
combination of special interests, the lawful
local government.
flllH-lt lB Il cOhlltlOu. Livery special
interest seeking Congressional legislation or
District favors is a party to it. Among its
members are representatives OF the Kidwell
Flats, the horse car and the cable traction
roads, the Baltimore and Ohio aud the
Baltimore and Potomac Railroad Com
panies, every land syndicate, the Massachu-
setts avenue extension and the public
school superintendent struggle OF the
'outs.n These interests may or may not
be worthy: but when they pool their is
cues and efforts let the people and Congress
beware.
SiXth-It has no measures to propose.
The former "Committee Of One Hundred'
proposed to get the United States Govern
ment to pay half the District expenses and
improve the Potomac Flats. The projected
committee proposes nothing; but It tells us
to conflde In its impartiality, justice and
honor! We are to elect 1t to power as the
French did Louis NapOleon-to do as they
may please!
1t Is much to be regretted that the name
of a distinguished octogenarian philan-
thropst, whom we all delight to honor, has
been used in connection with it.
ONE OF TIE Dissatisfied.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-15
COAL.
A. Is. q MI 1T III
LIVERY STABLES.
Sale and Livery Stable.

G. A. ORRIsoN, formerly of Alexandria,
Va, has bought the extensive Livery and Sale
stables of W. II. Geyer, 46S and 40 O st. n. W.,
~ the rear Of National Hotel. lie Will con-
livery and sale stables; also Carriage Re-
pository; and respectfully solcits share Of
the public patronage.
The Washington critic., 1886-12-15
EVENING INSTRUCTION.

Glasses in French Photography, Mathemat-
les and German twice a week. Elocutlon
once week. Leading teachers. Gymnasium
classes for adults six times a week. Profcs-
slonal instructor. Literary society and other
privileges free to members of the. Young
Mems Christian Association. Membership,
S12 year, Gymnasium, only S9 Now Is the
time to join. Information courteously given
at the reception room, 400 New York ave.