New-York tribune., 1886-05-15


While in Chicago the other day John L. Sullivan went
to the a and looked four Gagged Anarchists After
gazing upon them moment he remarked contempt
uoIsly {: "we Is them the felers that's bin KILN
everybody I'd like take cOntractto lick the hull
party"
In tho hope of making Cinnamon more truthful as Wit
nesses the Chinese OATH which consists In the wit
nesss cutting off the head OF chicken when be prom
tell the truth, the whole truth and notnne Dut
Ths oath ia relic OF the ancient covenant Of blood
which been in force In all countries ana ages the
world and is familiar to Bible students as one OF the
marked features Of the Hebrew religious and social sys-
ten. -loprBg1eld Unon
The Boston Herald solemny remarks that things are
done in Nev-YOrk even by evangelical church members
which would not be done In Boston by agnostics Most
true An agnostc Of che Boston type would hesitate
long time before he would build an a5y OF Chrsan
home for the friendless.
"Ispose you've got all sottled in your new home by
this time 4" remarked Mrs. Brghtsnap as she hung over
ma nc, replied Mrs slowgo Everything is
mst from the carpets to the curtains never expect
isn't it JOB though. but there's lots Of women who
are nisht bousekeepers anyway. . 49,, -
And having fired this cruel snot the ma'ineo was
ended-l Hartford Post
In his latest prospectus the Editor OF The Chiefo',
published In wallowa Washington Territory. tells how
competey he covers tue the world in mis- paper
from the cloud in Greece" to tie last shooting In
Wallowa After which no adds: "For the frst time IN
The Chieais existence its wooiple has got down to
chips Any subscriber who is long on wood and short
on money bring load OF the irstnamed article TO
this Office The wood should be dry. and must be cut
into tvs o.feet lengths"
"And 90 Won ara estranged from your brother Don't
you think Il Is sad thing for differences to exist IN ram,
lilies I" "Yes but when there Is money, you Know
"Oh. the estrangement was prongnt a,Vuo tIHnsn o
money matterl OF course that's another thlnS lBOS-
ton Transcript
The House OF Representatives in Washington is now
holding longer sessions, and The Sprnafed Union
thinks that il will do one-th more OF nothing than
before.
whats thi. French pitch that I see they have
adopted at the Vienna opera houscsi"
Give it guesst must DO something new in the
way OF uaderhand throwing"
The CHICAGO people now say that " Sam" Jones ought
to have tackled the Anarchists when he was IN that
city.
Somebody has given 100000 to Harrow School in Eng
land for a football field Now someone ought to give
the school enough monoy to build hospital for the
players
Angelina" Mamma. dear. do you understand any
thing about the language OF iiowersf
Angelina-"Why. Mr.. Snoopklns has just sent mo
lovely bunch Of Jacqnemlnots three Dozen at least;
and wanted to sec what :he significance OF II 49,
snoopkns is around to-day trying to borrow from tho
other fellows -lChcaSo kampier'
picture of Parsons tho Anarchist. repres ents him
as rather vacuouslookns dude with clon gated
neck Will probably come out Of hiding 10 de-
nounce the libel.
Scene: Any Chicago street corner
First Citizen-I tell you, Chicago Is making STIR In
tho world Them air riots
Second CItzen-Wheres another city In the world like
Chicago with ten thousand Anarchists
Third Citizen-SiX policemen killed tell you, Chi
cago Kill more COPS
Fourth Cltizen-The London papers are talking about
Ch! !cago. For IL tirstclass row
Twelve other citizens in ch0rus-Chtcaso! Chicago!
[Phudelpha Call.
In the whole OF North Carolina it seems there is not
single savings bank The people find the time honored
old stocking just as safe.
"Greece has been fooling around long ugh," re-
marked q Chicago Board Of Trade man. she ought to
declare right away"
Are you Interested in seeing her obtain the territory
accorded BY the Berlin treaty T. asked his auditor
ION, 1t isn't that I'm long on wheat"-lPittsburg
Cnron icIe i telegraph.