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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
Sroadbrims Who Are Up to Snuff.

The gentle Quaker is to be found at
almost every summer resort along the
New Jersey coast. and he is fixture
and feature of the lake and mountain
resorts of Pennsylvania. In your
minds eye you picture him with ven-
cradle beard, baid-head, broad brimm-
ed hat and buckle shoes. but your
minds eye is way of. In a great
many instances William keeps the
hotel. and he has business look about
him to make things snap. Any one
who takes him for moss-back will
presently hear something drop.
II welcome thee and thine, "
observes William as guest walks up
to the register.
That's all right and proper, and Wis
ions of first floor rooms at 81 per week
float through mans mind.
wilt thou tarry with me?' inquiries
William in voice As soft as butter.
You wilt That's what you've come
for. You register your name and ask
to look at rooms.
81 know can satisfy thee observes
w rs Tic ltdlS Tile way. sup
pose thee prefers the first floor?'
Thee does. He is shown a bedroom
trife larger than coffin, without a
bell, gas or other convenience, and
blandly informed that he can tarry
a week for $22. If he should so far
forget himself as to remain two weeks
a reduction of 81 per week would be
made.
ii have still others to show thee, I"
says William, and you finally accept of
room and stow yourself away,
because you can't do better. William
has the bulge on you. and he knows it.
Candles are cheaper than gas, and he
knows you ii put up with them. Elec-
trio bells cost money, and he knows
you'll come to the Office to report your
wants or let them 60 unrelieved. His
beds are as hard as boards, but people
sleep on them in preference to the
floor. His table won't compare with
an ordinary country hotel, but you
must eat or 60 hungry. The waiter
softly thees and thou's you. but the
coffee is dishwater and the butter stale.
At the Office thee is told to make thy
self at home. but the price of cigars,
billiards and bowls create the impress
sion of highway robbery.
Thee can't get bathing suit any
cheaper of William than of the Hebrew
on the corner. His wagon charges
thee just as much for ride, and his
porter wants feeling and his boot-black
grabs for his dime the same as at the
tavern of the ungodly. II you get beer
it is brought to you covertly, as il Will
lam was ashamed. but the liquid is
execrable, the bottle is cheat. and the
price exorbitant. William processes to
serve thee with milk at the table, but
he waters it. He talks of dairy butter,
but serves thee with a mockery. He
tells thee there are no mosquitoes, and
thus saves the expense of screens while
you fight the pests all night.
In fact, Old Broadbrim is up to snuff
at all the resorts, and you've got to get
drowned with all your cash on your
person to get ahead of him for even a
! nickel. Every ''thee" costs you fifteen
cents, and it is never more than two
'thees' for quarter. Detroit Free
4 Press
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
A SEPTEMBER VIOLET.

For DAYS the peaks wore hoods OF cloud,
The slopes were yelled In chilly rain;
We said; IL is the Summers STROUD,
And with the brooks we moaned aloud
VIII sunshine never come againi
Al last the west wind brought us one
Serene, warm, cloudless, crystal day,
As though September, havlrg blown
blast OF tempest, now had thrown
gauntlet to the favored May.
Backward TO Spring our fsncles few,
And, careless OF the course OF Time,
The bloomy days began anew.
Then, as happy dream comes true,
Or as poet finds his rhyme
Half wondered at, half believed
found thee, friendliest OF the fowersi
Then Summers joys came back, green-leav
ed,
And its doomed dead, awhile reprieyed,
First learned how truly they were ours.
Dear violet Did the Autumn bring
Thee vernal dreams, till thou, like me,
Dldst climb TO thy imaginingi
Or was II that the thoughtful Spring
Did come again, In search OF theei
The Cellf,trU
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

swered her rifle. for one of the Indians
was wounded. They seemed some
what disconnected by this. and paused
again then. spreading out their line.
began 10 approach once more.
"Presently there was a Whit of smoke
among them. and a ball whistled SO
near my head that instinctively l dodg-
ed. The girl laughed at me. The
Apaches evidently had the best rifles
made, and they knew how to use them.
We both shielded ourselves somewhat
behind the parapet.
81 was sufficiently acquainted with
the Indian tactics to know that when
they had approached within fair range
of our rifles they would make rush tor
the house. and under the shelter of the
walls to try to break through the door or
climb up to where we were.
That our last hour had come could
not doubt, and 1t was horrible to think
of dyining by those fiends and being
cut TO pieces afterwards.
"But the girl stood observing them
as cody as though they had been rab-
bits, waiting till they should be within
better range of her rife before wasting
more ammunition. i was preparing to
fire again. for i'm another moment the
savages might rush upon the house.
when clatter of hoofs sounded behind
us, and, turning, saw Dan Dubois gal
Looping up.
1.-The girl hurried down, and letting
her father in. both were with me in
another moment. Springing upon the
parapet in full view of the savages, Du-
bois opened rapid fire upon them.
Instantly they recognized him, and be-
gan a hasty retreat. The distance was
so great that little damage was done
among them. but quite number. as
was afterwards learned, were slightly
wounded.
THE rest of Dubois party was only
a short distance behind with the recap
tured ponies and cattle. AS soon as
they reached the town they started
after the Apaches, and some miles
away from Zuni joined party of troops
under Lieutenant Gilfoyle, who, having
learned that the Indians had left their
reservation, was in pursuit of them.
The fight which followed few days
later is a matter of history which it is
not necessary to relate here. Before
being overtaken, the Apaches had MUIR
dered and scalped forty men, women
and children. In every instance the
heart was taken out, and the body it.
self was mutilated in a most shocking
manner. John Wills Hays, ia
Youths Companion.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Women are the funniest when they say
nothing; but women are so seldom funny.
A woman who has four sons all sailors,
compares herself with year, because she
has four seasons.
Susan says she enjoys seeing the girls
60 in bathing. She loves To see them spit
the sand out of their mouths.
A modest youth was he:
He kissed her finger-tips,
She softly said "Ah, mel
Why was born with lipsl"
Did you ever get your girl by an ice.
cream saloon on a hot day without stop
ping, and yet retain her good opinioni II
So. how!
India long shawls are now made into
dressing-gowns for men. That ends the
talk about the extravaganza of women
who cut them up for wrappers.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

We often see children with red eruptions
and often sores on the head. These things
indicate depraved condition of the
blood. In the growing period. children
have need of pure blood by which to build
up strong and healthy bodies. IL DR.,
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery" Is
given, the blood is purged of its bad ele-
ments, and the child's development will be
healthy, and as it should be. Scrofulous
affections, ricketts,, fever-sores, hip-joint
disease or other grave maladies and suffer
ing are sure to result from neglect and
lack Of proper attention to such cases.
every dog as lis day'-'ash day, OF
course ENGLISH YOU know
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
There are Women

who have none of those ailments known
as Female Complaints, yet who still need
Zoa-Phora.
When woman has been working about
the home, or sewing, teaching, taking
care of children, or of sick ones, until
her nerves are all unstrung, and she feels
as though she would fly to pieces, and
everything initiates and annoys her, a
dose of
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
A Rare Combination.

New Tutor-You say that you want
me to give especial attention to good
breeding and religious mat'ersp
Father--Yes; want my son to grow
up a we'll bred, religious man.
New Tutor viii do the best can.
sir; but the two are somewhat antag-
onistic, Is 1t were. --Nev York Times
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
catarrh. Catarrhal Deafness and Hay Fever

Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence of living parasites
in the lining membrane of the nose and
eustachian tubes. Microscopic research,
however, has proved this to be a fact, and
the result is that a simple remedy has been
formulated whereby catarrh, catarrhal
deafness, and hay fever are cured in from
one TO three simple applications made at
home. A pamphlet explaining this new
treatment is sent free on receipt of stamp,
by A. II. Dixon q Son, 3l5 King street
West, Toronto, Canada.-Christicn Stand
nrd
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
ALovely Complexion,

"what lovely complexion" we often
hear persons say. II wonder what she
does fof it," In every case the purity and
real lovelineess OF the complexion depends
upon the blood. Those who have sallow
bfotchy faces may make their skin smooth
and healthy by taking enough of Dr.
Pierce's ''Golden Medical Discovery" tc
drive out the humors lurking in the sys
tam
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

"BURNs AND ScALDs. IF you are so un
fortunate as to injure yourself in this way
we can suggest a remedy that will soon
'elieve you Of all pain and quickly heal the
wound it costs but twenty-five cents and
is sold by all druggists. Ask for PERRY
DAVIS PAIN-KILLER
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

According to the testimony of physicians
ane coroners, in all parts of the Union,
deaths have resulted from the use of cough
syfups, containing morphia, opium and
other poisons. In this connection, DR..
Sam'l Cox, of Washington, after careful
analyses, endorses Red Star Cough Cure
as being purely vegetable. and absolutely
free from opiates, poisons and narcotics.
Price, twenty-five cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

1--WE commenced selling Athlophoros
about year ago. We have had the best
success with it of any rheumatic medicine
we ever handled" writes druggist o. W.
Halstead of Mason, Michigan, and his ex-
perience is a common one.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
ZOA-PHORA

will strengthen and soothe her nerves
and rest her.
ISleeplessneSs IS cured By Zoa. PhOra.
For Sick Headache there is not more
reliable preventive and cure than Zoa-
Phora; it works like a charm. in many
cases where everything else has failed.
And any woman who does suffer from
any Of those complaints peculiar to her seq,
should not delay day to use Zoa-Phora.
Our book on diseases of women and
children, should be read by every woman,
especially by mothers of daughters. Sent
in sealed envelope on receipt of five Oct.
stamps Address, ZoaPhora Medicine Co.
II. c. CoLMAN, Sec
Mention this paper) Kalamazoo Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

What is the difference between photo
graphs and the whooping cough. One
makes fac SMILES and the other makes
sick families. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy
IF Sweet Gum and Mullen cures the sick
families of coughs and colds, and in this it
has no fac SMILES
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

The reason why coachmen are so popu-
lar with the ladies need not be sought
very far. Barnum's baby show of twenty
years ago awarded the first premium to a
coachman's baby.
There are more lies told by servant girls {,
but they lie to order, and do no wrong.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

DR.. II. Butler, Master of Arts, Cambridge
University, England says "St. Jacobs Oil
acts like magic.n
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Take one Of Carter's Little Liver Pills
after eating il will relieve dyspepsia, aid
digestion, give tone and vigor to the
life was worth living.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

IL tree were to break a window, what
might the window say. Tremendous tire
mend u.s. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of
Sweet Gum and Mullen has IA tremendous
sale, for il mends all form of coughs
colds and lung troubles.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

II afflicted with sore eyes, use DR.. Isaac
rhompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
pc
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
The Poor Little Ones

The dude could pnot drown-oh, no; his
head was lighter than water.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
Engimas.

What are the best trees TO protect us
from coldi FRS (furs.l What is the best
Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and
Mullen is the great cough and cold cure.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Wums for bait in the Adirondacks-
none of your flies
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Principal tools about a modern news
paper office-the hoax.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Felt goods, il you sit down on them
bent pins and carpet tacks.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Why are good resolutions like fainting
ladies. They should be carried out, and
parents should not forget the resolutions
that would never suffer them TO be with
out that cough and Group cure, Taylor's
Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and
Mullein
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Any Ache or Pain Relieved by Carter!
SMART WEED and BELADoNNA BAcHACHE
PIASTFRs
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

The bedbug must have evolved since
modern bedsteads were invented.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30


When you visit OF leave New York City,
save baggage, expressage, apd 50 carriage
hire, and stop at the GRAND UNION HOTEL,
opposite Grand Central Depot
6l5 rooms, fitted up ut tho cost OF one
million dollars 81 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best Horse cars, stages
and elevated railroad to all depots. Fam
lies can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other
hrst-clsss hotel in the city.
The drowned drunkard-"Yes,I always
knew that water would be the death OF
me.n
The anarchists would have everybody
own the world. What's everybody's 4
nobody's.
The merry age comes with marriage
soon comes the crib-age and the squall-age
from the small-age.
"Won by waiting" They changed the
spelling to zone by waiting" After they
were divorced it was again zone by wait
ing.n
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
Think of This

Many people have neglected slight manifesto
tons Of humor in the blood Till the foul matter has
become so powerful 20 cause terrible scrofulous
sores, awful suffering, and, finally, rs the system
becomes drained Of all its strength, death.
Some have neglected distress after eating, heart
burn occasional headaches, and other early symp-
toms of dyspepsia till this painful disease has be
come incursole, and the victim barely sustains a
miserable existence.
Others neglect Dthat tired feeling. pains in the
back weakness, languor, till general debility and
Kidney OF liver disease becomes firmly liked upon
them and there Is hope OF recovery.
BE wise IN time: Hoods Sarsepsrilla will cure
when in the power OF medicine .scrofula, salt rheum
coils pmples, dyspepsia, headache, biousness,
catarrh. rheumatism, that tired feeling, and any
disease or affection caused by impure blood or low
state OF the system.
BE sure TO get "the peculiar medicine"
Hoods SarsapariI la
Sold by all druggists 81; six for s.. Prepared only
By {. l. HOOD 6 CO., Apothecares Lowell, Mass
100 Doses One Dollar
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

The Chief Signal officer has decided to
establish a station in Alaska.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

3months' treatment for soc. Piso's Rem
edy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
WM- HANSCOM

was for seven years afflicted with piles that he
was unable to attend to business. Is entirely cured
by the use OF Coles Carbollsalve. Price %
and 20 cents, at Druggists.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
cpEIhv IBSilm.c AIAR ri

I haze Used f1uo
bottles of Eiy's
Cream Balm and
consider M yscif
cured. 4 suffered
20 years from ca
fayvh and oafarrh
al headache and This
is the FIRST remedy
that Afforded last
ing relief. T.
Hgginso1, xS5
Lake Street, Ckica-
go. III.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

The number Of fools aspiring to serve in
dime museums is daily increasing.
Hard Fate
it Is indeed, to always remain in poverty
and obscurity; be enterprising, reader, and
avoid this. No matter In what part you
are located, you should write to Hallett
4 Co., Portland, Maine, and receive free
full particulars about work that you can
do and live at home, at profit OF al
least IS to SIS and upwards daily. Some
have earned over $50 In day. All is new.
Capital not required. You are started
free. Either sex. All ages. Better not
delay.
Poetry has feet-as a side-dish not equal
to pigs feet by any means.
The Frazer Axle Grease is the Standard
Axle Grease of the world. It saves your
horses and wagons.
Distress After Eating, Dyspepsia, Etc
Relieved by CARRIERS LITTLE LIVER PILLS. 2c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

MEN look slovenly with turnover heels. Lyons
Heel Stineners keep boots straghti DC. "A pair
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Mild, soothing and healing is DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Princess Dolgorouki, widow of the late
Car, was once a Spanish actress.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
Riddles.

Poetry has lines-tender lines-but dish
of them would sicken a monkey.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers
produces, in one application, permanent
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
A Hard Fate

The number Of fools aspiring to serve in
dime museums is daily increasing.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

1HcMTC WANTED to sell FineT0ccC
AUCV y FRUrT and ORNAMENTAL OCCO
Good pay 10 reliable men. sEIONfN n ATWOOD.
Warrington 81. Nurseries, GENivA. M.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

We have used Ayers Ague Cure, ana
have found it invaluable in malarial
troublas
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30
II QUESTION ABOUT
By0zvm'S Iron
BziteTS
ANS WERED.

Ths sssslion has probably. bssq asked tho1sands
a tinss How can Browns Iron Bittsu cure svsu-
hinaf" we'll h Doesn't Bot Il doe cure sny d.
1or which reputable physician would pseeo1be LnSn
s0snS Known v tbs profession. and inquiry al any
S6ine ohsmioal Arm viii subefantia1s tho asseFt1oo
thes t6srs more prsperssons q ron than q ~
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Tired Feeling. General Deblllsys Pain b shs
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gla-Ss n thsss ailnsnts Iron ; psss~ibsd daily.
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tartous. PAvNelass ssf Dv~eStsts ssso~~ssdd u.
NJ 0snuins hes Trade Mazk and sross1 ri line
- wapp~. TAKE NO OTHER.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

N Bf druggist Phoa write the ZoaPhora
Medicine Co. Kalamazoo Mich
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

Poetry has feet-as q side-dish not equal
to pigs feet by any means.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1886-09-30

which like those OF Zuni. was flat and
had stone parapet for defense. As
we came out above, the leaders of the
Apaches were just appearing through
the defile in the rocks. To approach
us they would have to pass over q
thousand yards of level plain, and with
the two rifles we hoped to do some exc
cution among them before they reached
the house, and then defend ourselves
as long as possible from behind the
wall upon the roof.
when the savages had entered the
. valley they paused as if in consulta-
ton. There were forty-three of them.
They were evidently surprised at see
ing white man there. and were con-
sidering If IL were Duboise. for had
they not thought him to be in pursuit
of the Mexicans. they would not have
ventured to make an attack.
Presently they began to advance
very cautiously, creeping upon the
ground so as to expose as little Of their
persons as possible to our fire.
They knew the man they saw was
not Dubois. / was aware that we were
in imminent danger, with scarcely a
chance against those savages, but so
thrilled was by the bravery and de-
termination of the girl standing near
me that did not feel afraid. She had
not spoken since coming upon the
house-top, but, dressed in her Indian
costume, was standing, rifle In hand.
watching the painted forms as they
crawled nearer, her lips compressed.
and her fine Spanish eyes flashing as u
she had been some wild animal at bay.
carried an excellent rifle. and hesita.
ing no longer, fired at one of the saw
ages. A little cloud of dust shovel
where the ball had struck the alkaline
sand near sage bush some feet from
he Indian. A derisive yell was the
'nly response.
Bad shotr said the girl. and taking
deliberate aim, she fred. No shout an