The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1886-11-18
WISE AND OTHERWISE

Life: bleeveleEs-A coat Of arne
Til Bite: Parasites-Eye glasses.
Life. A loud wedding rine-Thsl
Of the church hell
Washington Poet: The thorne In
! L1weil's side-HaW
New Haven News: Much rooms
eheap restaurants.
B sion Budget: Church-going peo.
pie 0fien meet IS chants.
Pneizel's Weekly; Burlesqus OPEN
viii be re-nude this winter.
Merchant Traveller: A stop.--d-uf
geyseT Is an ex-spuri in its way.
Philadeiphls CAT: when The
drinks are set up too often the CROW q
lies.
Texas Siniugz: Song OF the nlas-
seur-''I knead thee every hour"
Washington Critic: The CONQUER
ing woman Is the concurriBg woman.
Merchant Traveller. A dyer mis-
hap-overiurning a kettle Of analine.
Boston Bulletin: Fresh toe martyrs
The youths who buy tight boots
Lowell Citizen: Not exactly q
square thing-the cart wheel silver
dollar.
Boston Transcript: The English
eurate is not ashamed 10 work for q
living.
Texas Siitings: Japan boasts Of q
singing fish. IL has musical scales,
we suppose.
Burlington Free Press Capital
punishment-being Obliged TO sit with
the girls.
Rochester Post Express: Young
boys siomaohs are always ia apple
pie order.
Puck: Never buy anything YOU
don't need, because it Is cheap. This
includes beer.
Lowell Citizen: When the pofiti-
cal boom comes home to roost they
call Il boomerang.
Boston Bulletin The crusade
against pool selling Is said TO be q
race" prejudice.
HaverhIl Gazette: Swine are not
treated fairly. They are hung first
and tried afterward.
BinghamptOn Republican A re
cent comic song is entitled soap"
II comes In bars.
Lowell Courier. The American
colony In Montreal have liberty IN
lightin' in Canada
Puck Corn stalks are like some
men. When they run 10 beard there
Is little OF no head.
New YorE Journal: The Goddess
II the only woman In America who
despises an umbrella.
Boston Transcript Can any body
tell why popular subscriptions are 50
very unpopular.
Boston Commercial Bulletin The
buzz saw has An of hand way with
new aequaintances.
Philadelphia Call: Hard times
can be worked away In half the time
they can he talked over.
Boston Post: II the scarcity Of s.
cent pieces continues much longer,
the old niekle be to pay.
Puck: Would Il be proper to call
an alley. where a street fight has
taken place, All allegOry
Merchant Traveller: The man
with 3 shabby suit OF clothes Is very
likely 70 shine I'm society.
Rochester Post Express: Printers
who are in search OF a suitable winter
resort might go to Ems.
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph: A
man who shutters pays out his words
on the installment plan.
DI.fIu.1afaf,fn A
The best ticket for New York Aid
eTman to run on is q railroad ticket.
@@Washington, Critic; There is more
liberty on BedlOe's Island than any
where else in the known world.
New York Journal: All the Cabi-
net SOULS should leud a hand at the
Presidents Harvard Oar-atiOn.
Merchant Traveller: II Is hard 10
see how q man who ehews tObsceo
can expect-tO-Fate well Ia society.
Boston Post: Roosevelt knows
now that "there is a divinity that
shapes our ENDS, rough Hewitt as we
may"
Life: The poets are aposirophlz-
ing BarthOldi's statue. q Liberty
" AAN III y AnG1 1AN NNaAAAAAAAGA IL AAAa
name.
Somerville Journal: II Is said that
the chestnut originally eans-frsssi
Italy. IL comes now from Ethiopia.
Washington Critic. We have
heard from the Maunee district, aud
we have not Hurd from the Maumee
district.
New Haven News: November came
In with a buster on, but Is j. probable
that IL will GO out clad in an ulster.
Texas Sizing: Salt is only 90 eta.
4 barrel, yet what n multitude Of
young PEOPLE there are who are too
fresh.
Philadelphia Call IL Is hardly
fair for rs to search for improper mo-
lives when proper ones are just At
hand.
Rochester Post Express: A French
savant asserts that r sponge has
nerves. A newspaper sponge certain
" has.