The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1886-12-05
EVENTS AND COMMENTS.

EVENTS AND COMMENTS.
IfsHtae year were r'syins holidays -.-,.
To si.o-- wolli - ls ;edi"1' 81 % "'-A-
IRIS said :l.at genry George charges
cash Tor being interviewed.
BLArxE ANu Edmunds never speak as
they pass by. There Is iun ahead for
lass.
wrLuAx Il. EzGLisH OF Indianapolis.
d=iss, .nat lie IS Candidate or I Dited
State senator
Tur LAST SESSION Of the For,y-ninth
Congress VII begin to-moTrow, and VIII
end Oh the sth o, March.
WALT Wa1TMAs. the Good Gray
poe," is living in Camden, y. J., in
poverty and partially paralyzsd.
4 BLA1sE organ says that Mr.. Ed
munds is a whited sepulchre. Well there
Is nothing white about Brother Blaine
-Er.
A KTEsNEN OF ex-Nice-Pres1dent
Wheeler denies that the venerable
statesman IS a victim OF the opium
habit.
TIE EPIDEMIC Of pugilism is calculated
20 make the weary newspaper reader
wish that even the baseball season might
Come again.
THE PHILADELPHIA divorce mil runs
night and day. True love in Philadel-
phia is abouT as long as the life Of the silk
worm butterfly.
Ex-GovERsoR KIRKwooD Of Iowa was
defeated at the recent election in his
candidacy for the House Of Representa-
tives. It was the first time in his polit-
icsi career of more than forty years
that he was beaten ct the polls.
UEDEE HIS new code Of personal Ell
ouette. prohibiting him from shaking
hands with people who do not believe
him 10 be paragon of political moral
ity, Mr.. Blaine will hsve less hand
Stacking 10 dorin 1888 than in 1884.
AMONG THE distinguished deaths OF
the year, wkich has been eventful in
that time, is that of Charles Francis
Adams. Sr. he belonged to the Oldest
family of the Bay State and was recog-
nized as pesr among his fellows.
WILLIAM HoYT, of Mt. Morris, n. J.,
picked up hive of bees aud carried il
100 feet on q bet of 50cents, but William
wont need any half dollars in that land
70 which he has journeyed; 500 little
busy bees 60. their work in on him, and
he died within three hours.
SIR CHARLES dixie makes the remark
sble statement to the Parisisns that he
has proved himself the victim Of g con.
spiracy in relation to the Crawford
divorce case. Ny Lord Colin Campbell
of the odorous case now occupying the
attention Of 4 fastidious British public
viii in six months from now be setting
up a similar claim.
Grp,r.xv EKrps her ueatbar evs
open. Bismarck doesn't propose to b.
caught mapping. He has, or the gov
eminent has, which means the same
thing. submitted the army estimates to
the Richstsg and informs that body il
it fail to pass them It will be prorogued,
that is, spanked and sent home ike q
whipped schoolboy.
The APACHEs are inclined to be rest
Tess and uneasy in the vicinity of Fort
Apache, Arizona, since Lieutenant Gate
wood has left them. This brave young
officer has exercised as great, If not
greater, influence over the Indians than
any other officer in immediate charge O
them. He is known among them a
''Nantan Biehen Dazen," the chief with
the crooked nose.
A FRENCH editor who recently visited
Gibraltar when the Gaso0igne touched
there with Gallo authorities on board
tells US that ''old Gib.'' is nothing but 8
& piece of lace-work, and that its sever
hundred guns are only fit to make {
row and go ping pang." Most of then
are disabled by rust. He does not con
slider that the rock could resist a naVa
attack for more than a few hours.
TIE LOUISVILLE COUrier-JoUraal. ii,
Ieaoing Democratic paper OF the entir'