Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1886-03-11
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colds and lung troubles. --Ns1o HdVea
Ns9s.
II is not considered necessary in society
to return,a bill collectors calls. Boston
Courier.
waiter-"water, sir Pn Absent-minded
Bostonian--"Yes, cellars full of it,
Boston Post
A mistake is thing to which you are
liable. Blunders are made by the other
fellow. --F'dH Riger AdDaace.
Sir Charles Dilke's constituents are GER
tainly liberals. They have passed vote
Of confidence in him. Courier.
cit is every mans duty to labor at his
calling is a maxim which applies par
ticularly to telephone operators, Lynn
Item.
There has been too much talk in Con |
eress over the Fitz-John Porter bill Con.
gressmen should let that pass.-Nein
Orleans Picayane.
sWon't You stay 10 dinner, Dickr |
"Thanks Don't know but / will. Do |
you know, Harry, I'm SO hungry tonight |
/ could eat anything l"--1Ed Bits.
A correspondent wants to know how to
keep cider from working. Undue il with
socialistic ideas. Nothing works that has
them. -BiagAdmt0n Republican.
The recent action of beer vendors at
DEVILS lake in raising the price from TO
10 cents glass causes more excitement
and complaint than the failure of bank
-Chica90 Tribune.
A Ludlow editor issued an extra edition
| of his paper the other day to announce
| youthful addition to his family and the
arrival of his mother-in- law.-BurliRg-
ton, ~, Free Press
Two men by the name of Potts are
being sought in Georgia us the heirs OF
800 900, 900 in England. If they are
wise they will not let the solicitor find
them. - Indianapolis Journal.
"My DEAR said Burlington photo
grapher to his wife, as he secured his
plate with his napkin, Il do wish you
could teach Bridget to wipe dishes by the
dry plate process. n-Free Press.
SIN heating room, said theprofessor
of the scientific class, "What is the tirst
and most important thing to he con
sidered 7" Material for the fire, re
piled an intelligent student.-NeD lor&
Times.
Tie move to present the Rev. w. W.
Locke new suit of clothes because Of
his high merit as a presiding elder is n
good one. Set us down for 81 towards IT.
= Nsso ORLEANS Southeastern Christian
Aao cute.
A high toned tramp, who hung up in
the Bruckton police station lately, dis
robed and astorished his brethren of the
road by donuing night shirt. Business
.. must be good with him. Oh COloaS
Memorial
There's fellow up in Petosky, who,
being upset while sleigh riding, lay upon
the snow and said to his sure enough girl
'tsit on me dear, and draw your feet ont
of the snow Age Of ehivalry dead n.
DctroH TribHRe.
t A Door in the Wall.-'rhe following is
J the copy of Ii bill posted on the wall Of a
! country village; "a lecture on total
; abstinence will be delivered in the open
I air, and a collection will be made ut the
= door TO defray expenses. n--Nelo York
d Ltdqer.
1 If things 90 ON in this fashion, the time
= is not distant when New York alderman
i will b. unable TO sell himself without q
i warrntr The events of the past week
nave ulsiNNtth tit ilhIhet hll lu
r, buyers upon the strietest inquiry. -fro0t
l. ieace Ja0Wd',
. The plain untitled citizen can slidt
Z, aloug in life without receiving mucl
lie criticism and abuse, but when he has
10 hanile 10 his maine he must expect every
ut body to take hold and shake him up.
le Nee orleans Picay0He,
e, Wife docking over the paperl Sc
le the Gotopaxi is experiencing some in
re tcrnal disorders. Husband tindiiferently
e I'm glad Of it. Now that We hay
1y American opera we are perfectly indt
az pendent Of those foreign artists. F@i
i Old Mr. Bently reading The paper
os II see that III recent storm Mt sea shi
~ loaded with passengers went ashore
- Ola Mrs. Bently (plaeidly) How fort,
nate San imhgiue st how glad tho
IL passengers must have been 10 get or dl
land
'.Alnmma," asked Bobby, does &c
really make Ill little boys 2" Yes dear
Did he make those boys who live in II
" alley?' Certainly" well, all r.
oP got to say" was tho youthguld ictnm, q
red made EN- out Of mighty poor material. !"
lad NGo i""i IinuS.
no Rqrf would hayr raised numbers
front doors, So that men who stay o
,gT, hte may have no difficulty III indi
Of their own houses. The idea is not ne
of hut II x dangerous. Many man h
arc got MA tronl,te Ty raised tiGnres
1T Boston Transcript.
eet' Little Stuart hlg snent his first day
school. ,Svhat lid Won learn N was
anrtif3g aupstion Didn't Iearn a,
tEint, ,tWalI vl1t III yon Al
ase. ,Di'in,f a. onrthin1 Tl,.rn ~
/, as Ya6,ni, w,,,tino n lnaw how "a d.
il a .cat, and 7 ala barn
" is Mo bo,ss ,,or RI. a. WoiEers8e1d
ives nass",,s.s r. Nm, III lay, Il IN cents
anne tbes.yySa bag. - stona ,,f,if i nm ii,
must a,J ~ ,i,[,sf- ,.l,o 1,anrr i, ~ .to,,s
ton tEcr ,,,.,tf1r3r n r. RI ,o,,tI oF
the ~ ,,aIIo,5 m. M ~, i,
is is III y,,.,. gii,,:os yJtEtE5d Ti,alg
For
iog9 6a a s ~ fe 5 ,,.y. " new.
que la lt,rul t6iog laier hit repopts
T. y Mh i, nRpptned Yesterday
~ % Iig. " wv li'iS steh
me Ihe evening journal furnishes news
" 70 h9n9iHhg, history.
NJ Rochester t9t
nue. \ number Of Philadelphia ladies |
-, formed IN ASSOCIATION 70 90 mending
~ bachelors, 1t is conjectnrod that
Sew tWt they may reap. N0rFlSt
NJ ~. Hratd. i seems rs if some seams '
,hipd 1g" t'','s 'Hea iH1eiN r.
'a'l'' Haatd
The town is experiencing somethiu