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Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
UNITED BRETHREN CONFER
ENCE-

TO the Editor Of the Eagle.
The Arkansas Valley conference
met in annual assembly a; Shiloh
church, six miles southeast of Muf-
vane, Thursday morning. March IL,
Bishop y. Castle in the chair.
Devotional exercises opened by the
bishop reading Col. ill.,, lilo, and COM
men,ing thereon. The remarks TO the
conference were commonplace and
touching
The roll was called and tweuty-six
members answered TO their names
Fourteen were absent.
}. II snyder, Of Winfield, was elect
ed secretary.
There are visiting brethren from
other conferences, who were intro
dnced TO the conference and invited
within the bar. The venerable sister.
lydia Sexton, a noted cyangelis; of
this church. is present. Although
four score years she retains her visor
and energy to a remarkable degree.
There are three applicants for IL
censc 10 preach the gospel. The con-
ference voted that the chair appoint
the committees.
The examination Of local ministers
was entered into aud all passed favor
ably with three exceptions. and they
were referred 10 the COMMITTEES on
grievances.
The chair then appointed the COM
mittcc> after which conference adj
journed, prayer 10y Rev Hankins of
West Kansas Conference.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
Conference met 1:S0 p. m. Devo-
tional exercises led by Rev. r. Slate
of Kansas Conference. After roll
cal. the standing committees ON rca !
ing made their reports. Some were
retained in their respective courses
while others passed 10 q higher course.
Rev. {. II. Smith. !. Ba:ricGIow and
W. {. flinshaw were referred 10 M
mit;ee on elders orders. Conference
then proceeded TO the examination Of
reports OF pastors.
Il. y. Parks, Z. E. of Winfield DIS
trict gave an encouraging report Of
his district, quite sn increase in church
building and glorious account of IT.
gathering. Reports Of pastors Of
Winfield district all passed favorable.
q. II Smith, Pc. OF Mcpherson
distric: made his annual report ich
reflected iavorsbly on the work.
The Sunday school committee on
resolutions made his report. The
subject was discussed nv Mckee. Buff
kin. Lee Parks. Cav and Foulk. The
Paper wsS adopted.
On motion adjourned.
Prayer 10y Father Gay.
The evening services were tLn of
religious Interest. The house was
filed to Overlooking. Rev. /. II. Buff
kin, of Toledo. Iowa. filed the pulpit
and preached from Daniel ISL. The
sermon was fun of practical thought
As the preacher j. a college agent ana
travelling in the interest of Western
college, his thought was in ths chap
mel OF preparation for a useful life,
not only in business point OF view.
but religiously.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

To-day the great telephone suit will
be brought at Columbus. In this con-
necii5n il may be observed that the
government at Washington still lives.
Kansas City Times.
And that is about all. For a live
body the present administrations re-
semhlance to very dead corpse IS
nhenominal. if not startling.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

-AI-T.-c uunster 4 very .i-tt- weight guns
Z v-F mali calh-r are imported - tins
es14-s To- lsshes' us. and o Coo.ily array
4 charming Eirls i1-1 the gentlemen n TIE
--c-2sii-> slioct. One of The i@st shots in
s sre-t Is the wife II an o..i-ial q the Chi
-az7, Burlington & Culaey r1,lruai. She Is
.-ath On ducks and p-airle chicksss Tbsg
-.S.e Is Ks-oszUk, lows. Cirl who can par
zlgze srlips IS fast IS they gst up. and there IS
ssgle tax q getting Ep 4 Young tsiilss' clay
2.-eon clab 81 Newark Balimoas AnerI-
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

AT n fancy dress ball IN Melbourne. Aus
trala. one Of the lady guests appeared as
Sport. the Spirit Of the Times She wore
link satin h..iica. on the front and hack 81
which were pictures Of horse@ Upon her
skirt were painted the Puritan aud tlells-ta,
Der sleeves were decorated with a painting u
c foot-bailer and lasrosas player. her ian
was a lawn-tenuis racquet covered with satin,
IN which painted scene showed ladies play
iny tennis and croquet. Her cao and sash
sere gold, the ooiors Of the tToCter, Grace
Darlin-.-C Chicago Herald
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
APar.iaIu.t Of College oolor.-

The following Is a iist of some colaeee color.
IN the United Stale; Amherst, white ana
purple. BoEdoin white; Brown. br0Sn
Columbia, biue and white: university O. Ca
ifornia pink: Cornell, oorDela1; Dz-tnaoata
gr-en; Hamilton, psnk; Harvard cria-Son
university q View York. yiole.- university
4 Pensylvania. bige and red WllcsTI.s, roya
purple. and Yale. blue. FhiIaislIasa Record
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

In Europe carriage etiquette is most per-
enptory. The lady sits always on the right
hand back seat, with gentleman in the front
Of her. In barouche, driving tn: .gh Lon
don, Paris or Rome, it would be the height of
inelegance or improperly for the important
lady Of the party to assume any other seat
than this; she ignores her own if she does
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Globe-Democrat: Numerous pro-
tests arc being filed against the con-
firmaiion of the resently appointed
postmaster at Macon, No, on the
ground that lac has been a saloon
keeper. There is probably no safer
way TO antagonize Democratic senti-
ment then TO quit business OF that
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
SATURDAY MORNING. MARCH 20:

indianapolis Journal: When every
body else gets things fixed up so eight
hours will count a days work, the edl-
tor will strike for reduction from
twentv-three TO twenty-five and
half hours:
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

IWo Mormon woman mt "a lle s-rt-at a
sezv mornings rir-a and talked - lrui thsf i
WIS izlf1ss3hle t-r those near Cct % hea-
tisa1n The .zik M as follows. -Say- : j.
.-1o ths, Brother - h.zs u-IarTsei 4 ss-r1zd
ugsse.- -Nes & Is true How DO voa
now ! can - Il n his Erst vife's faoe-
We never bard Hore etfec-nal and perfect
arTai-llIa1nt & tie Aornoa church ttzn Is
contained n thoss nine wurtls.-Salt IAke
Trlt1na
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
FRUIT IN KANSAS.

{. l.. Myers, prominent and reli-
able horticutUrist of Ellsworth
county, in an able article in the Re-
porter, of that county, on the subject
of choice Of fruit, strongly sdyises the
farmers of Kansas and all Others who
desire to make fruit growing sue
cess, to buy no trees, vines or plants
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

The Cleveland Leader concludes
that President Jefferson did not wear
= seventeen and q half inch cellar, be-
cause he cheerfully complied with a
resolution of the senate asking for pa
I.rrs IN z certain case.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
Young Japanese Lady Writer.

o Santa-San, young japanese lady
writer, has been taken on the editorial staff
Of one of the best newspapers in Toxic. This
is the first woman in the kingdom of the mi
kado who has been admitted within the cir
Gle of journalism Inter Ocean
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
The Society Cir, of the Season.

The society girl Of the season is more
natural in her manners than for several
Years. In New York she is noticed as
'strikingiy erect, and invariably carrying
her head so high that it gives an appearance
OF unusual hight. Her self-poise and
serenity are absolute
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

empty crate or unsightly summer front. =
board covered with material ike TIE hangings,
and edged with fringe or tiny pendant balls,
NAV be laid over the mantel shelf A pretty
addition Is a little curtain about eighteen
inches deep, run on a rod fastened that dis
lance above the mantel Il gives a good
background for ornaments, and increases the
artistic appearance of the room--ChriStine
Terhune Herrick in PHILADELPHIA Pres
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
The Trinity of Father. Mother. Child.

Father, mother, child, are the human trinity
whose substance must not be divided nor its
persons confounded As well reconstruct
your granite out of the grains it is disinte
grated into, as society out of the dissolution
of welded love-Bartol
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
Foo. Notions About Tending Babies.

l couldn't begin to tell all the fool notions
people have about tending babies. The worst
is that the child must be fed all the time it
isn't asleep or it will starve to death. Gorg-
ing carries off about half the children WHO
Mail
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Turkish Women Becoming Christianized.
The pretty Turkish women in CONSTANT
nople are becoming "Christianized' 10 the ex-
tent of adopting thinner and more trans
parent yashmaks, or face coverings, than
their religion requires
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Ihe hzseAer h17d- sSzza s,osss-i bird. -
se-zal-zx tas ooGDoa marking bSzi- S IT,
Zoe q lie do1seS-lc cAzzrses "a ths E1ssc1=s1
cns-St. AID destroyz rzzsxrs d shc lsrr<~
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

S-v4 Sz7zzIl, 'sysCzzs ErvzsFles - So ~ -
llos 3 Fzsu -nlIyuo-a FzFs ~ AZ = 'ss.'1'i
-rTT.ssri EEsA SgE.vf $ Sr7s--zq x-T7g
-zzaoa ssIaxH suFFufzd MIX
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

The prince q Wsles low wears hlsek ssiE
r.hbon a. a wateh-glard, and abozt To- frs
q next July the Angio-rnariac II THIS oEsli1is1
vii atFac- The sane sty.s.-InteT ousza
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Thzdaeas FairtAnSs. TIE veteran iav@s.io-
q tie Fairbanks scales- sal lives .. -
Johrsshurv. ". zhere he rssssstly oe1sbFa;rsi
lis szh tisT-hsiav
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Fraarss Scos- KEY, Aztlo- q n y Star
Syssazlei Banne,. . % have a lls1-s-Esenr 9
Philadelphia, ra2-eSi ~ s-ent s'sa~cr.fisacss y
IL p1h1lc sckools
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
He Ought To BE Prosecuted.

The man who can not or Will not be cheer
full in his own house ought TO be subject 10
prosecution for cruelty, not TO animals, but TO
those beings whom it is his first duty to treat
in gracious and generous way.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20
CHARACTER OF COLONIAL RACES.

They make distinctive course az Dime.
parties now of lettuce hearts and cheese
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

i s;cnfisc lady q Euruf.-i'T. Ss=Sau-ls
R1.i.ssstssrs-lsaS rec,syesi Al fssFsic to- high
- siiss1rsla IN philooFhy !. Is n TIE power o.
~. una diversity 10 lsstaN-
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

The revived fashion of wearing the quiz
zing glass" is now being affected by ultra
fashionable women. The old name has beer
dropped, and it is now known as a spy.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

Tl,e shortFst ruzye % a mans hez-t : szid
- p throaEh his stonarh- In thzt cas-. 2
.-,1si ,1sS box l. the rsls- rellzh,s marriaSr
.--l.sia e hieagn Ledger.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1886-03-20

ssTs Stafford, tlss wife & the senator
Izlsl-ltains q .tcalo Pzrk, Cal, fres kioisr
e.ss.-a with thirty p1piIs
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
To the Women.

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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
The Baxter Hotel, Ketchum-

PAUL P. BAXTER, proprietor, is the Oldest
and best kept hotel on Wood River. The dining
room is the largest in the Territory and the tables
are supplied with every thing the market affords
The rooms are large. airy and well furnished
Charges very moderate. This is q HOTEL. and
when in Ketchum don't forget the fact or the leca-
ton Main street. below First National Bank. s2ti
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
For Sale at a Bargain.

The improvements on q ranch situated on Rock
creek about eight miles below Bellevue Ranch
consists of 800 acres, and the improvements Of u
miles Of one wire esnd-pole fence, 10 acres under
100 acres more is good hay land. The whole ranch
is irrigated from Rock creek. Also, two two
horse teams, wagons and harness, good mover
and rake, harrow and plow.
The whole will be sold at q great bargain for
cash. Apply to ]. KELLEHER,
je3Ow2 On the ranch.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
Reward! :!

Mrs. Gen. Augustus Wilson, Of Parsons, Kas..
who was appointed by the State of Kansas lady
commissioner to the Worlds Fair at New Orleans,
in answer to the inquiry Of a reporter, said: ~
cannot speak too highly of DR.. Turner's
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Added to the above symptoms were loss Of men,
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
To All Ladies

Interested in wearing glovs-ntting waists and
sleeves who do not wish to take the system of .Fhe
Dressmakers Square" bat wish to do their own
and require pattern to cut from, I
VIII measure, draught cut and At waist for 81. 90.
Also, the new sleeve, called unique" fitted to any
waist Price, for pattern, $2.0e. viii remain two
weeks longer. Call at Room IL, Alturas Hotel jy2I
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
Attention, A. o. u. w !

Stated meetings Of HALEY Lodge, No. /, A. o. o
W. are held every Monday evening. at 80 o'clocl
All visiting brethren are cordially invited to at
tend.
By order Of
Z. B. LENNON, II. W.
!. W. GARRETT, Recorder.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
Dividend Notice.

OFFICE BELLEVUE, IDAHO, MINING Co..
SALT LAIE CITY, May 2Stb, 1886.
At meeting Of the Board of Directors of the
Bellevue Idaho, Mining Company, a dividend of
ten t10) cents per share declared ON the capt.
tai stock of the company, payable on the 31st day
Of May, 1896, at the office Of the company.
+. o. HORN, Secretary.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
THE DOLLAR COLUMN.

advertisements not exceeding an inch tor ter
lines Of small type) In length will be inserted In
this coiamn for one dollar per week, fifty cents
the first insertion and twenty-five cents each cd.
ditionsl insertton-psysble In advanced
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
A Warning!
Sterling Silyer-piated Ware.

The STANDARD" Silverware Co., OF Boston, hay-
ing appointed me their agent in this county l am
prepared to supply house-keepsrs, restaurants,
hotels and others with the very finest goods that
can be made. In order to introduce these beauti.
full goods. will send to any address csskst con.
tanning the following:
One table knife, warranted finest shear steel.
triple plated with pure silver.
One table fork, triple plated as above with besu-
tifully embossed fuchsias on both sides.
One triple eplated tablespoon, also engraved and
embossed.
One triple plated teaspoon, same quality As ta-
biespoon.
4 catalogue containing choice engrsvings Of our
fst and h0llowware with prices. All of the
above will be sent to any address, postpaid. on
receipt of one dollar and thirty three cents l$l
JAMES GALLAGHER, Standard Silverware
Agent, P. o. Bex lO2. Haley, Idaho. jy7tf*
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
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~ NO'N N-- ~'~-- "' -" N'Ns"s'1 "~
STANDARD
WINTER I r aySISe o .Sn
DIALOGUES
ruehv ve eexperme '--~~N
TO- THE HOME COOK BOOK
n Far Away Lands
Is Anove. By hconwsy
". Flornc Warden
MILDRED TREv ANON Bswn."
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SHADOWS y Frjau
Mrs
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au o Dora aThorne"
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Mis- MI .Brddon.
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REAPNG wHIBLwIND. ~ Mar ceor Hay
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Anovl. By Miss Mulock.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
Notice to the Public.

The Power Of Attorney that gave to E. R. Haw
ley to set for me is this day revoked.
JOSEPH BRANsoN.
Howe. Alturas County, Idaho, July II. 1886.
jy23t10*
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
CURES ALL HUMORS.
CONSUMPTION.

which Is Scrofulous Disease of The
Lungs, is promptly and certainly arrested
and cured by this God-given remedy, If taken
before the last stages of the disease are reached
fatal disease, when first Offering this now oeL
sh shb1ated remedy to the public, Or. .PmRCE
sumption Cure, - but abandoned that name
as too limited for q medicine which, from it's
wonderful combination of tonic, OR strengthen
peetoral, and nutritive properties, Is uneQualed
not only as a remedy Tor consumption Of the
lungs, but for all
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
For Sale.

oniy $l2 for lot S0x140. in Croy's addition to
HALEY, two blocks from Main street; also 30 acres
Of good land, well improved. adjoining the town OF
HALEY. For futhsr particulars, inquire of
@. p. CROY, HALEY Idaho.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28

OMAHA MAGNETIC MANUFACTURING co.
We manufacture all kinds OF appliances for gen.
sral debility. rheumatism, pneumonia, ca.
tarrh, asthma, piles, constipation, pains In
etc. DR.. J. O. Woodford, Pres. 1916 Douglas
street.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
WILSON 4 LARSON.

WILSON LARSON,
Importers and jobbers of teas, spices, and cigars
We are interested in one of the largest facto-
rfes In New York City. end prepared to
meet any competitor.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28

SLOAN. JOHNSON h co.
Wholesale grocers and proprietors Paragon Cote
and Spice Mills. 1902 and 1904 Farnsm al
Established at PEORIA ILL.,, 1854
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28

I N. 2. SMITH co.
amporfers and jobbers In dry goods notions aud
furnishing goods. 1102 and llOI Douglas st
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28

HOME COFFEE AND SPICE MILLS AND MANU-.
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1886-07-28

INTKR-OCEAN CIGAR FACTORY.
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and wholesale dealers in leaf tobacces Nos
1eS and ITO n. Fourteenth street. Registered
factory No. l, First District Of Nebraska.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-10-26
THE soARoERs' PUNISHMENT.

The boarders at breakfast were jolly, alas;
Said Jones: "You had better the oieo pass,
Then funny Smith cried: I'm hash aimed
of you, Jones,
Dor getting up plste-do tripe picking these
bones"
81 woke cup and saucer. the sun beef fore
Jones grinned, ian egg sample you water
pursue,
"And then took a napkin. you pass me
leek?'
Brown shouted, a-laying in food for q week.
chow can knife fork get chew" smiled
Green to Miss White,
sSThs liver Of liver you'll find is just right
"Well, / mustard NIT sir, you're very wei
bread" =,
"And that's why you cut him so often"
Shocks said.
Lettuce mocha segar," Jenkins tried filling
up, -
When the landlady caught him, with glucose
his cup.
90, what mis- steak" snapped out Podgers,
"he means
4 pipe, as for mocha-he doesn't know
beans"
The landady's turn came as sharp as sword
"Now stop all this noneense-you see nam
board.
And for your bad puns will punish yea, SO
You'll get no more food till all pay what they
nc. Dodge. in Detroit Free Press.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1886-10-26

Weekly BAzoo, 81 per year. Try it