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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-09-29

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patients, ToNGALLNE is superior to any other ano-
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PARE RrToHE, N. D., st. Paul, MINI.
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Headaches witt success in almost every instance.
In strictly Neuralgia forms it is unexcelled."
O.. d. NORTON. M. D.. Cincinnati, Ohio.
"ToNGALnE has already done good service In two
cases Of habitual Headache"
THEo. Hermann. NJ. D., 81. Thomas, Mo.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1886-09-29
Das @ptbenbIdtt.

sBit iciloen BON ies; nj bas uWO@ens
alatt" fit ben preis bon $500 auf
tin Sabr portofret mad 9euti9la.b.
Ser 9erausgeber.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26
I TszydsaeyI Gsnzoza.
Minneapolis, 81 sierp.

-hillllCd lOIlSI - L oICi ".
Czytalem i slyszelem ME
raz i ME diva razy, ze czlo
wick stworzonym zostaf ma
podobiehstwo Pana Boga. To
okrcslenie lest szczytem wy
. obrazni ludZkiej w przedsta-
wieniu formy W zupe}nosci
wykohczonej ma wskros do
skonalej. Aczkolwiek i mnie
to porownanie bardzo sic pc
doba, jednakowoz nie roszcze
sobie do tego zadnej bynaj-
mniej pretensyi. Wystarcza mi
5owiem W zupelncsci, ze je-
stem podobnym do czlowieka
ze nosiadam az piec Elepek
W mojej mozgownicy. Po spra-
wdzeniu ma sobie faktu, ze mi
tych pieclu klepek ami je
dina ME brakaje, lubie w chwi-
lach wolnych Cd piracy my
sleG i zastanawiac sic. Wpraw-
die ME mysle mad wynalaz-
kiem prochu, DO ten jua przcz
lSogo innego wynalezionym 70
sta1 1;-nie mysle rown.ez mad
perpetuum mobile ami mad
kwadratluq kola, DO i medrsi
odemnie takowych ME wynai-
da;-alt. zs to m-sli mcje O.
graniczam do czfowieka i jego
postepowania W zyciu spo-
lecznem politycznem. \ to
aycie jest w tetna tax obli-
TEN, re dale re sIebie brac
te1nat zawsze wdzieczny i nj
gdy niewyczerpany.
Powiadajq jacys tar. ludzie,
zc pierwszym warunkiem sine
qua non w zyciu czlowieka
Jest punktualnoSG scisle do
trzymywan1e przyrzeczeIl. Ia
sentencya przysz]a mi ma mysl
w chwili, gdym list niniejszy
pisat rozpoczql. Spostrzegam
sic bowiem, ze risze dgisiaj
do gazet pierwszy list Ia
chodu.
Me przypomiuam sobie wca-
lie, zebym kiedys lniaf czytel-
nixon moim prZyrzekac, ze
wszystkie lIsty mole pisac be-
de do Mich koniecznie z No
wego 1orku, i sqdze, ze ME
moze mnie spotkaG zaden "a
rzut tego tytulu, ze ninic.j-
sly list wysy]am mad brze-
gov Mississippi. Jest to natu.
rainy porzadek rzeczy w obeo
faktu, ae 2ycie tu1acze, ma ia
kie skazani zostalismy,zniewala
mas do przymusowych do
browolnych wedrowek po sze.
rokim swiecie. WsZystkic jc-
dnak mole wGdrow}li, nawet
te, ktore sq zasLdobrej vol
przedsiebrane, zaliczam do re
du przymusowych, DO wedrow
Ike dobrowolrq znam tylko jc
dine, do ktorel teslSne, ktor;
niestety. widze tylSo W deli
W mgle marzeh sic unoszqca
jest MA, powrot do domu, II;
4ono OjczyZny.
4 pod'ozy obecnci nAialbyn
wieie, bardzo wieIe do zano
towania, ale poniewaz musiai
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26
Nowiny Cd reki
z STAN. X.jednoczonycEs


z STAN. ZjednoczonycEs
W piqtek sISohczyf sic W
Chicago pre- ces przeciw anar-
chistom. August Spiess, Mi
chat Schwab, Samuel Flelden,
| Albert II. Parsons, Adolf Fl,
scher, jerry Engel i Ludwik
Ling skazani Zostali wszyscy
na kare smierci przez powie-
szenie, Oskm w. Neebe zas
ma Is lat domu karnego. Ska.
zahcy przyjeli wyrok z zlmnq
rezygnacyq. Znajdujjqca sic W
gronie s|uchaczy iona Schwa-
ba a sicstra anarchisty Schnau-
belta, ktory rzuciwszy bombe
ma Haymar]1et, ucieSf do Eu-
ropy, popadla w omdlenie, po-
czem policyanci odwieili ia do
domu ocpcili. Gmach sqdo-
wy otoczony by1 przez sllny
oddzial policyi: jedni ustawie-
nj byli W drzwiach ipo gan
kach, drudzy utrzymywall PC
rzqdek W dwutysiacznym thu
mie, .jaki tloczyf sic dokola
sadu.
Powszechnc jes: mniemanie,
ze sad najwyzszy, do ktore-
90 obrohty siSazanych wniosq
apelacyq Cd wyroku smierci,
wyrok ten potwierdzi.
| Skazahcy sami iuz wszclkq
utracili hadzicie j Zupc]nej od-
dajq sic rozpaczy.
Dotychczas kosztowala O.
brona 1n2deSo sIlazanego do!.
goo. JaN sprawa oddana 10
stanie do Ma jwyzszcgo sqdu,
bedzie tr1eba zapIaciG "a kazde
go jake 4 tysiqcc dol. vie
eel.
Talk w Amcrycc, 1alz i "
I,,uropje, zbipraia teraz anar-
chjsci ! socyaiscii wsp5jlni,
sk)ad1i ma polryciie kosztow
oslatpici obrony.
Skazani sami majqtIlu mic
uosjadaia, = wyiatkiem chyba
Nceba. ktorego szacuia ia $
2-3 tysiecy.
sn;oss a., 81 uva5anv 30.
vszacbn;a "a przvwodzce auar
nrzyiacia] Mosta, pOchOdZl Z
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26

bym zaczqG cd opisu mego
Observation-Disclosures pobytu W
Milwaukee, wiec odkladan to
do jednego 2 nastepnych Ii
stow, by ME odbiedz zanaato
Cd przedmiotu, dla moich IL
stow 2 cory nalreslonego. lynn
przedmiotem jest Zwiazek Ma
rodowy, .jego kierunek i dzia-
fanie, DO on Jest podstaw4 ma
szego bytu przysztosci w Sta
mach ZjeGnoczcnych, DO en-
jest haslem patryotyzml i Of
czystei piracy, pod ktorem G.
migracya wytworzy re sleble
naturalra i swobodna pred
stawicselkq naszej Polski "a
granica.
Ostatni sejm w Ba,, City
dowiodf, ze ogol pojqf donio-
slosG tel organizacyi i zrozu-
mlal 0 co chodzi, a zaintere-
sowanie sic stosvmkowo Ii
czny przystep nowych grup i
nowych cz1onkow po sejmie
dowo3zq, ze drzewka zasadzo-
nc w naszym ogrodzie narodo-
wynn przyjely sic i gleboko
korzeme zapuszczajq i zc W
nieda|ekiej juz przyszlosci "a
czna wydawaG owoce, pod
wp]ywe,n kt6rych narod nasz
odzyyssn, ssn91s -zdrowie .!aa5 Bee.
i Aycie.
ObowiazlSiem naszym jest
| doklaunie badac ten funda-
ment naszeyo zdrowia j nasze-
go zycia, jest chwaliG wszyst-
]1ie zdrowe i dobre jego zasa
dy i do takowych W zupel-
nosci sic zast3sowat. Obowiqz-
kiem naszym jest rownlez
zwracac uwage ma bledy W
MIN tIzwiqce i dqzy6 do ich
naprawy lub usuniecia. W tym
ostatnirl wypad]1u jednak nie
zapominajmy, 2e niema mic de-
s]onalego ma swiecie, wiec tez
i nam ME wolno bledow tych
szykanowaG lub ma smlesZnosc
wystawiac, DO prZez to ty]ko
sami sobie szl1ode przynosi-
my.
Uchwaly Z ostatnieSo sci
mu lyle tylI1o podlega.jq
krytycznemu rozbiorowi, o lie
sprowadzi1y zmiane dawniej-
szych ]ub utwozenie nowycl1
dodatkowych uchwal do kon-
stytucyi. Chwalmy lub kryty-
kujmy te uchwa1y, ale bez
zlrj wolf i bez vypychania ma.
prod swojego ,.ja", tenn sa'
mem przyjdziemy W pomoo
organizacyi, ktora przeciez swo.
ie dzia}ania ma polu publlcz'
mem, sama oddajc pod sad
opiliq ogoiu. Wzajemna po.
moo WY l'ialit ny sii w co
brej wierze i Z wewnetrZnego
poczucla obowiqzku, dopom6di
moga jedynie tylISo do rozwo
ju wzrostu Zwiqzku Narodo
wego, tej dzwigni naszego DO
brobytu, tej silly naszej ma we
wn2tM ! powagl ma zeWnqtrz
kto W obec lego lekcewa
~ soJie obow;4zek nopicra-
MIA Iw;4zI5u Narolowego, yel
do5rze zrobj, 5dy jcduceze*ni,
ze s"ych ramion zrzuci takze
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26

i ptasZcz patryotyzmu, pod
ktorego nam oczy tumani. 30
4 przcd oczow naszych pierz-
ch1y juz dawno marzenia, q
czcze frazesy lub jalowe o.
bietnice zadnego juz ma mas
wpiywu HE wywierajq. Chce-
my BOWEN bedzien.y kaz-
diego sqdzic tylko z czynow
spe]nionych.
Slyszalem ma scjmie wyg1o-
szonq zasade, IL ,,kto ME z
nami, ten przeciwko nam. :"
Prawda, mic przecze i przyzna.
je nawet tel zasadzie prawo
do by ytu. kazdego, ktory prze-
ciwko nam wystepuje, NANNY
prawo uwaaac "a naszego prze-
ciwnika, ale jeszc2e nie idzie
"a tenn, zebyscie mieli prawo
90 ukamienowaG lub zabiG Me
tedy droga do zyskania sobie
>zscunku powazania. Sqdzil-
bym odwrotnie, re obowiaz-
klein naszym jest takiego plze-
ciwnika przel1onac i nawrocic.
Zjednanic soble przyjaclela w
drodZe prZekorania, wielSszq
ma w oczach moich wartost,
anizeli zmuszenie kogos do pc-
stuszenstwa, przy czem snle
wolno nam zapomnqG@ ze '1ak
~ Il ,':' tc@stT-@ 2adGego
| Jeszczetnie NANNY prawa, talk
i ono samo wywo1a wprost
/ przeciwny rezultat, DO jest maj
lepsza drogq do tworzenia So
bic nieprzyjaciof. Zresztq, ten
co sic czuje na si}ach, ten sic
nigdy rzucac gnlewac ME po-
trzebujje, DO prosta droga, po
jalSiej dq2y, doprowadzi go do
celu nawet wowczas, gdyby
sic to innym podobaG nie mia.
10. Ia prost2 drogga postepye
zwiqzek NarodowyAwiec MECH
sic MIN }qcza tylho ci, W
ktorych sercu ME zamarlo> je
szcze pcczucle Patryotyzmn2
obowiqzkow obywatelskich. :
Przymusowych czlonkow Zwiq
eek ME potrzebuje i smialo
sic bez Mich obejSc potrali.
Go do ucnwat sc;mowych
to w kazdym Z moich listow
ty]]So jedne pod rozwage we
zme. Rozpoczne dzisia, oc
picrwszej nowej uchwaly, kto
IA brzrni: uZalecac popiera(
umlarkowanie W uzyciu trnn-
kow," ktora powzieta costa
la ma wniosel1 Wiel. ks. D
Majera z St. Paul. Przytoczy-
. lem umyslnie naZwisko wnlo
skodawcy, DO chcialem prze1
to Z wewnqtrznem Zadowole
MEM zaznaczyc. &c zrod1o te
',cilwa}y Jest wla*n!e to samo
W Njorem puuobna MysI 10
Wilma byla plerwsza sic zro-
dzi6. JesIi z jednej strony sta
tystyka ]1rylninalna wykazW(
nam corocznic scis]y zwiqzelS
jaki Zachodzi pomiedzy mad
miarem w uzywanlu trunkoN
a zbrodnjq, jesIi statystyIza "a
nitarna wykazu9e nam z}y
wplyw trunkow ma rozwGj
z(lrowic ciaia; = to Z drugir.
strony i.t@zby m@s' nam le
piei cd naszych duszrastelzy
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26

opowled2iec okropnych slSut-
kach, jake trunk wywierajq
na zycie rodzinne, ma to ogni-
sko domowe. ktore przeciez
powinno swiecid przykfadem
dla naszego mlodszego potom-
stwa. Nam ME chodzi byEaj-
mniej to, aeby trunlSi wy
rugowaG zupe]nie uzycia, DO
to sic ME da pweprowadzic,
tax jak sic ME da}o usunqG u
Chillczykow ulywania opium.
Ale nam chodzi O zwalczanic
nadmiaru W uaywaniu trun-
kow, o wykorzenienie na1ogu,
i sadie, ze Mkt ME zapryeczy,
IL W tym kierunku zrobitby
MONA wlece.j, anizeli zrobiouo
dotychczas. Naszym obowiaz-
KEN jest wystepowanie prze-
ciwko temu nalogowi po1qczo-
neai silami. Musza tn dzialac
po..polu: kosciol i panstwo. To-
waszystwa i bractwa, kolonje
zuadujqce sic w Mich szko-
ly. lie Zwiazel1 Narodowy u
chNalq swoiq napietnowa] ten
na]@g postanowit Z takowym
watczyG, to kazdy zdrowo ma
~rz2:2y patrzqcy, temu tylko
prz5 .klasnq6 moze. Przypatrz-
mr. sic tylko dzialaniu kato-
'ds,cil apostoldw wstrzemie-
| zyMosci O. Mathew W Irlan-
dyi ks. proboszcza Ficen ma
Gonnym Szlas]ku, chociazby
tylko postepowaniu ks. b!sku-
| pa Ireland w st. Paul, dol-
dziemy do pZekonanla, re
walka ia nic beazie bezowo-
cn9, i ze zwycieztwo na tenn
poi! wiele przyczyni sic ma
wet do podnicsieula nasZego
poZomu umys'owego.
" kolicu ME moge sic po-
wstrzymac cd wNlTlzenia we
wnytrznego zadowoienIa z
przerwanla poleml)5l pomiqdzy
Zgcl7u lEimuscm, ktora wy.
sz1a po "a granlcc zasad
przekonan i byla .juz czystc
walka dwoch redalltorow. .Przy'
zna mi kazdy, re wallli oso
biste ma]o mog4 ogo| intere-
sowaG, dla tego wielka jest
zasluga Ccnzora ZwiazlSu, kto
ry, jal< sic Nr. IS UlnwSn
dowiadujerny, swolm osobl.
stym wp]ywem tel walce ko.
nice po1ozy]. Jesli do tc) Ia
slugi dodamy / pojednanle W
La Crosse, ktore rownleZ tyl-
ko osvbistym wp]ywom Cen
zora zawdzlqczamy, to Z ca
lego serca powtarzam "a VIC
ruse,a, ze ,,takiego meza 20.
tZela nam ma czele Iwiazllu
a MI lnne@o", bo lie wolnC
nam .akzc "ponm 6, ~ wzrosl
i znaczenie Zwiazku Narodo-
wcgo zawdzieczamy rownic2
tylko niczmordowane.j piracy
obecnego Cenzora Fr. Grygla'
szewsISicgo.
IT.. II
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26

!
den: Niagary, poszedf jakis w. /.
| Kendall z Bostonu wdziaw-
sly ia sic gruby pancerz kor-
kowy, w dniu p sierpnia W
tenn samem miejscu skoczyf
| do rzeki. Wir hiebawem wcia-
snaf 90 W grunt, gdy so
Znowu wyrzucii, Zdcfaf po
nadludzklem prawie wysileniu
doplynqc do przeciwnego brze-
gu. Gdyby byf runaf Z wodo-
spadem, by}by niechybnq smprc
znalazl Wygra} on "a swoj
szalony popis S 1000, lecz po-
wiada, " wiecej "a 2adne pie
niqdze ma cos podobnego by
sic ME odwazyE
W pietck, 20 sierpnia wie-
czorem, straszna burza, pola-
czona z ulewnym deszczem,
szalala w Texasie. Zatoka pod
Galveston nagle wezbra1a i
zalala miasto, PREY czem uto-
nelo 10 osob. Rownoczesnie
w;cher poobalaf set|Si domow.
Straty szacujq ma pol mlliona
dol.
W Segwin, Tex, zburzyf
orkan gmach sadu rekordo-
wego i xrzucif wieza kosclo-
Ia episko2alnego; W Lulling
| zwalal domy fundamentow;
W St. Antonio wyrzqdzif dol.
10000 szkody; w Floresville
10 domow zburzonych.
O bury, jaka W dniu ma
stepnym, q sierpnia, srozyla
sic w Minnesota, znajdzie czy-
telnik blizsze szczego}y pod
rubrykq ,.Ameryka."
z EtsrOpy.
Bsmavk siedzl w Gastelnie
pie wode, Bywajq u niego
dyplomaci, bywaja i ministro-
vic pruscy, mlanowlcle mini
ster skarbu, bo Bismarll chce
lNouiecznie wiekszych rodat :
kow. Potrzeba mu plenIedzy.
Mowia, ze sic Bismarh zwol-
ma gotuje do krwawej rozpfa-
wy 2 Rosyq. W 1ym celu "a
warl zgode z Papiezem. Przez
to zyska1, ze sic katolicy
Niemcy troche w domu uspo-
kohl. Zgoda Paplezem mu-
siafa bye dose szczera. Bl-
smark musia1 Papiezowi po-
czyniG znaczne obietnice, DO
inaczej Papiez, widzqc jak sic
Prusy daily W znaki Kcscio1o-
wi, ME by1by nigdy dawat Bl-
smarkowi talk wysokiego orde-
ru. Musiai Bismark poczynlc
Popiezowi wielc nadziel i o.
bietnc, DO inaczej Papiez b e z
p Nv cd u, ME bylby przy ka-
zdej spo ,o5nosc. oblaw!al d.a
Nlemcow swego zycziiwego Us
sposobienia. A co Papiez ro-
bi dzisiaj? Idzle nawet W tym
kierunku talk daleko, re Wy
slaF swego osobnego pos1a z
powiuszowaniem ma 800 letnl
jubileusz uniwersytetu heidel-
bcrsIiego. Ma tym jublleuszu
wystqpiIi N;emcy gl5wnie ia
lso rrotcstanci. Jczeli vice
Papiyz ma t;"Si jubileusz wy
(pohviezcnie IA stronie SmejD.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1886-08-26

wartosc, ze beda wynilsiem
przel1onania i zyczliwosci.
Leon.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-12
How to Raise a Fallen Mule.

The other morning mule attached to
one OF George B. Newton's coal wagons
fell on Chestnut street above Sixteenth.
The cars were blocked for at least half an
hour. All the efforts of some twenty car
drivers and conductors were of no avail in
trying to get him on his feet. At last a
darkey who had been watching the pro-
ceedings announced that he could raise
''dat ere mule" He was given the field.
Entering Thompson Blacks grocery, he
procured two Jumps OF sugar, which he
gave the mule. The mules keen relish of
the sweets, as. he lay in the snow with
his head on blanket, was ludicrous in the
extreme. No sooner had he licked his
chops after his dainty lunch than up he
jumped to his feet. The several hundred
pedestrians who had gathered to witness
the feat of the darkey made the welkin
ring with their loud cheers in honor of the
man who mastered the mule Philadel-
phia Call.
The Irish standard., 1886-06-12
A Boy who Und ersta nds 'E,n.

The other morning a boy about IA
years of age knocked at the door Of q
house ON Brush street and asked the
woman if she didn't want the snow clean
ed off the walk.
s.How much2" she cautiously inquired.
Thirty cents"
81 won't pay it. If you want to do the
work for ten cents you can go ahead"
He leaned on the handle Of his snow
shovel and looked thoughtful, and she
finally queried:
ssWell, what do you say?" -...
.sIt's just as that woman around the
corner told me'' he replied. Il shoyelled
off her snow, and she gave me fifty cents
/ told her was coming to ask you, and
she said"
II don't know her. What business is it
to herr"
ayes, but"
ssWhat did she say?"
sShe said I'd get left She said that any
woman who wore plush sacque and
passed it off for $500 sealskin would be
mean enough to go out nights and shovel
her own snow.
s.Boyl" whispered the woman as she
turned white clear around her neck, II
want you to clean off the snow. When
you are through I'll give you silver dol
lar, and want you to tell that woman
that any one who buys and wears dollar
store jewelry and shilling shoes
hasn't got sense enough to fall of q bob
tailed car Detroit Free Press
The Irish standard., 1886-06-12
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

TN pursuance of an order Of a Uela,,d, Judge
l. Of Probate for the County OF Hennepin,
made On the 18th day of May. 1856, notice is
hereby given to all persons having claims
against Eliza Buse, late Of the City OF Mime
apolis, in the County OF Hcnnepin and state of
Minnesota, deceased, that said Judge OF Pro-
bate will attend for the purpose o1: examin-
the city Of Minneapolis, in said County, on the
first Mondays in November ana December,
1856, mt 10 O'Clock, ii, on each OF said days
and that six months from the date of said order
has been allowed and limited for the creditors
Of said deceased to present their claims against
the said deceased to the said Judge of Probate,
for his examination and approval.
Dated this 18th day Of May, 1856.
ERNEST BUSE,
Administration
The Irish standard., 1886-06-12
Married by Their Son.

~ have story for you," said drum
mer II don't mean yarn or q joke, but
q simple account of a fact. Last week J.
was in Iowa, and one night stopped i'll
Ottumwa. There I became we'll ac-
quainted with quiet young man. On his
invitation l sat in his room in the even
ing, and he told me that he was g minister
of the gospel who had been ordained few
weeks before, and had come to Ottumwa
to perform the marriage ceremony for some
friends OF his, in fact the ceremony was
to take place that very night in his room
Pretty soon rather elderly couple came
in, shook hands warmly with my friend,
ending in standing up before him and be-
ing married in the usual form. After ~
time they left aud my new friend said to
me:
.'That, I think, is the most peculiar
marriage ceremony q minister ever per-
formed, never heard of it's equal and
never expect to-
"'What do you. meall:' said.
"srll tell you,' was the reply, only you
must bear it in mind that is secret. My
father and mother were pioneers in g.
county not far from this city. was reared
on their farm and finally sent off to
school. My parents are well-to-elo people,
church workers, and are highly respected
in the neighborhood. About cwo years
ago my father wrote ME letter, in which
he wanted my advice and assistance. To
make the story short. and not to stop to
describe the peculiar circumstances, can
say that my fathers trouble was that he
had never been married to the woman who
passed as his wife. For years they had
been satisfied with this relationship, but
at length my mother began to worry about
it. She wanted the ceremony performed
legally My father had no objection but
did not dare to go to any minister or
functionary in the neighborhood. You
know what country communities are: and
what unpleasant talk would have followed.
Then my father consulted me, and the re-
suit of it was {; decision to wait; two
weeks ago was ordained minister, and
how plans were then carried out The
couple have just married were my own
father and mother "-[ Des Moines
Lender.
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TO MISS BENsOS.

TO MISS BENSON.
ssDUMFRIEs, 21st of March, 1923.
.sMADAM-Among many things for
which envy those hale, long-liyed old
fellows before the Flood, is this, in partic-.
ular-that when they met with anybody
after their own heart they had q charm
ing prospect Of many happy meetings
with them in after-life.
Now, in this short, stormy winter day OF
our tteeting existence, when you, now and
then, III the chapter OF accidents, meet an
individual whose acquaintance in a real
acquisition, there are all the probabilities
against you that you shall never meet with
that character more. On the other hand,
brief as this miserable being is, it is none
the least of the lniseries belonging to it,
that if there is any miscreant whom you
hate, or creature whom you despise, the i'll
run OF the chances shall be so against you.
that in the overtakings turnings, and jost-
lings OF life, pop, at some unlucky corner
eternally comes the wretch upon you, and
will not allow your Indignation or con-
tempt moments repose. AS am sturdy
believer in the powers Of darkness, take
these to, be the doings OF that old author
Of mischief, the devil 1t is we'll known
that he has some shorthand way of talk
ing down our thoughts; and make no
doubt that he is perfectly acquainted with
my sentiments respecting Miss Benson: /:
how much l admired her abilities and
valued her worth, and how very fortunate
l though myself in her acquaintance. For
this last reason, my dear madam, must
entertain no hopes Of the very great
pleasure of meeting with You again. Miss
Hamilton tells me that she is sending 81
packet to you, and beg leave to send you
the enclosed sonnet; though, to tell you
the real truth. the sonnet is q mere pre-
tence. that may have the opportunity of
declaring with how much respectful es-
teem have the honor to be, etc,
.ti, B."
Burns met Miss Benson at the house OF
MIR. Craik, OF Arbig gland, and the following
little incident occurred, as the lady
afterwards Mrs Basil M0ntagu-remem-
bered in after years: II dined with Burns
at Arbigland. He was witty, drank as
others drank and was late in coming to
the tea-table. 1t was then the fashion for
Young ladies to be busy about something.
was working at flowers. The poet sat
down beside me, talked OF the beauty Of
what l was initiating, and put his hand SO
near the work that said: well! take it
and do bit YOURSELF 'OhoP said he, You
think my hand is unsteady with wine I
cannot work flower, madam: but'--he
pulled tie thread ont OF the needle, and
rethreaded it III moment. fCan tipsy
man do that?' He talked to me OF his
children, more particularly of his eldest
son, and called him @ promising boy.
.And yet, madam he said, with sarcas-
tic glance of his eye, a. hope he will turn
ont a glorious bloclshead, and SO make
HIS fOrt1lne'I
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..Now, SIT, you are better" said Bos-
ton faith doctor to q patient he had been
treating; .sten me just how you feel.''
..Well, sir,'' replied the victim, II feel like
a--fool; bow much is vnrr hill2,,
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wh.. cave Him Faith In Prayer.

..Bother Ike,' said gentleman Of color
to another darky yesterday eyer orter
been ter de pra'r meeting las' night. We
prayed fur YER"
cam dat feel"
"Hit am"
"Den Use got faith in pra'r Dat pra'r
was answered"
'tSure 'nuff?"
ssF0 God hit wus.'
ssTel mo bout hit, Brudder Ike"
tsWall, Ezekiel Pse got de fattes' turkey
at my house yer eber seed. An he wus
roostin' low las night berry low."-
fGoodalps srr:
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Purely Original.

.My dear Mrs. Gush, what a lovely
husband you have, where did you get
such {. charming MANI"
s.We met by the seaside, dear, and when
he fondly looked at me it was like spoon
full of Heaven"
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Bobby. ma, diGn't Methuselah have
more'n one namew
Ma. (reading). "Oniy one, of course.
Now don't bother me any more"
Bobby (after long pause). ana, can't
ask you one more question:"
Ma. eyes, yes."-
Bobby. "Was Aiethuselah his first OF
last namer'-[Harper's Bazar.
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are white people born in the South, eat,
as regular diet, pork, corn bread and
green's, fresh meat being a luxury. A
s<iine'' from former employer is nee
essary to obtain employment in the
mills. The employees are obliged to
trade at stores owned by the officers of
the mills, and are kept continually III
debt. Measles and typhoid fever are
now raging there, and consumption is
creating great havoc among the chill
dren. Mr.. Meynardie says: As have
preached four funerals in one day over
children under Ii years of age, who had
been employees in the mills. I have
walked until was footsore, trying to
get coffins to bury the dead in" The
wages in the mills are, on the average,
so cents to $1.50 week for children.
Women are paid by the piece and make
about so cents day; men get from go
to 65 cents a day; and machinists, who
are paid the highest wages of any class
of employees, receive from 81 to So per
day. The machinery cannot even now
be kept running, as help is scarce, ow-
ing to the i'll treatment and poor pay.
The thermometer registers from 115o
to 120o in the summer. Although
there are city ply sicians, people die
from lack Of medical attendance and
the want of necessaries Of life. The
presidents Of the mills are southern
men, while the oyerseers are $ Yanks.' =
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In St. Louis it has been decided that it
is q libel to call man q hog. In Cincin-
natl it is considered compliment.-[ [Bos-
ton Post.