Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1886-02-10

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Airing cream gives butter good
flavor, not souring the cream.
Nightmare,
sick-headache, depression of spirits, and
want of ambition are symptoms of dis
eased liver. The lungs, stomach, and
bowels are all in sympathy. Life is only
a living death. DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery" acts upon the torpid liver.
and effectually removes all these difficult
ties and disorders. Nervous feelings,
gloomy forebodings, and irritability oftem-
per all disappear.
Lack of comfort in animals hinders
fattening.
Young or middle-aged men suffering from
nervous debility and kindred weaknesses
should send 10 cents in stamps for large il
Illustrated treatise suggesting sure means
of cure. Worlds Dispensary Medical As
sccIation, Buffalo, n. Y.
WHAT 1T REsE,IBLEs.-''I see by
the papers that small pox is on the
wane in Canada" remarked Mrs.
Snaggs.
Then it resembles a coal dealer a
great DEAL" replied her husband.
''How is that?"
"You said it WAS on the wane, did
you not?'
"Yes.n
"Well, if a coal dealer was not on ths
weighin' too, how would he know how
to give ! 800 pounds of coal for a ton?"
Mrs. Snaggs retired to consider the
question.
"MR SNAGGS, the next time YOU 60
to Pittsburg you must get me tenn
porary ban for Fido," said Mrs. Snaggs
yesterday morning.
"a temporary banl" snorted Snaggs
what in the name of sense is tenn
porary ban?"
~ don't know. but see that all the
dogs in New York are being put
under temporary ban, and suppose
it's the latest style of dog blanket, for
the winter, you know"
PROPER PRESENT FOR \ MILkMAN
Il am troubled almost to death To know
what to get for my husbands New
Years present."
"Get him a box of cigars" suggested
the clerk.
mo, cigars are too common. want
something new-some novelty, you
KNOW
"What business is your husband in:"
Hes city milk merchant"
buy him cow"
/ THEY MET BY CHANCE Are you
on any particular lay?" he asked of
stranger while waiting at the Union
depot at Buffalo. "Oh, yesl" was the
reply. 81 thought so, from your
looks. l work the three-card monte
racket on greenhorns. What do you
do?" 81 work the detective racket on
three-card monte-sharps." was the
prompt response, as the handouts were
snapped.
''HOw is it that you can tell such
| whoppers?" asked caller, addressing
the editor OF the fish story department.
well, you see," replied the editor,
''our wife's name is Anna" .What |
has that to do with It?" ga great
deal. When We are writing fish stories
we usually have Anna nigh us to he!o 4
u.s." The caller was carried TO the hos /
pital.
To CLOSE OUT THF STOCK.-"See
hier, fadder. Dot celebrated DIR. Ham, |.
mond says that in tousaud years all
mankind will be bald"
My gracious, my SOD, ish dot SC? | !
guess maybe den We better mark our
schtock of combs down."
"How do you like the new house Won |
have Iented?" asked Hostetter McGin. /
mis- of Judge PeterbX
81 don't like it at all. 1t is exposed I
to the sun all day long. Ithas no dark /
side"
THAT comes from it being up on a |
hill. The sun shines on the dark SIDE /
of those houses on the hill all day long.
'HAyE you seen the lions in Central
Park?" asked a New York gentleman
of little boy.
''Yes, they are spoiled lions"
''SpoIled?"
''Yes, spoiled. l saw a little girl
throw piece of bread into the cage
and the lion didn't touch it. He wanted
cake, 1 suppose"
81 BEG your pardon, but aren't you
Mistaken" courteously said a gentle
man to pretty shop girl, with whom
lie was dealing.
II am miss, but not yet taken sir"
she replied, with a bright blush and
dropping eyes.
AN exchange qneries, "Where does
lying begin?" There is an ilea held
by some that lying, Ike charity, begins
at home, especially in the case OF mar
ried men and boys Just commencing to
be tough.
A KENTUCKIAN accidentally fell
from the top of one of the tallest public
buildings in Louisville last Saturday
night and those who saw him spinning
in the air mistook his red nose for
meteor.
Scrofula, salt rneum, all humors, boIls, pimples,
and d seases Of the blood, general debility, dys-
pepsia, biliousness, sick headache kidney and
liver complaints, catarrh and rheumatism, are
cured by Hoo1's Sarsaplrila Take II now. 100
Doses One Dollar.
Faith that asks no questions, kills
the soul and STILES the intellect.
Invigorate, renew, and beiutify the hair
by the use of Halls Hair Renewer.
For sick and nervous headaches, consti-
patton. and liver troubles, takeAyer's Pills. !