The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1886-11-25

The word "Joobahaw" is the latest
coinage. It is applied to the individual
who is continually shooting off his mouth
merely because he has a mouth to shoot
| off. There are several in Eaton. Put
'em down as "joobahaws!"
Show Knit Socks, the best made, at
Jos. Woerner's.
instrumentation Thanksgiving
services will be held at the Christian
church On Thanksgiving day, (to-day,
Thursday,) at 1O1a o'clock a. m. TIE
sermon will be by Rev. James Murray,
of the NJ. E. Church. All are invited.
In the course of human events our city
will be called upon to pay damages to
some unfortunate being who will be driv-
ing through our streets and run over an
ash pile and upset, possibly breaking a
limb besides the vehicle.
Mems and Boys Jersey Caps at Jos.
Woerner's.
Judge Dryer, of Dayton, struck a big
gas gusher on a farm he owned in Mer-
Ger county. About ten million feet a
day is said to be the escape, and it is in
contemplation to run it into the city of
Dayton.
The records of the Columbus insane
asylum, during the past year, shows that
~thirty-two per cent. of the patients ad-
mitted were adjudged insane on account
of causes arising from the use of irtoxi-
eating liquors.
Undershirts and Drawers from lie.
up, at Jos. Woerner's.
Every family should receive at least
one country paper. The parent who al
lows his children to grow up without
easy access to a paper and the opportu-
nifty of becoming acquainted with the
news of the day, is unworthy the title.
Diphtheria is very prevalent in many
towns in Ohio. Thus far Eaton has es-
capped. The most rigid care should be
exercised by parents. See that your
premises are kept in a clearly condition
and thoroughly d~isinfected.
Stereoscopes and Views at Woerner's
East End Bargain House.
Men that will discharge their en-
ployes, democratic or republican, be-
cause they refuse't) vote against their
convictions, have outlived their useful
ness. They should be laid away in the
catacombs with their fathers. Such men
are enemies of their country.
One of our exchanges has come to a
1t says: "The longer we run a newspa-
per and write about people and events
the more we realize how utterly impos-
sibie it is to scratch every man on the
spot where he itches the most"
Mems and Boys Winter Caps at Jos.
Woerner's.
There are signs of an improvement in
public sentiment on the crank question.
h individual who recently jumped from
the Niagara suspension. bridge is wan
dering about with just as many cents in
his pocket as he has brains in his head
mono whatever. A few years ago his
worse than useless feat would have made
him wealthy.
There are some points about the con-
dition Of affairs of the corporation gov
eminent which, when brought to tile no
tieo OF the people will prove very inter-
esting reading, and we believe will be
rectified at the coming Spring election.
The people will soon have an %opportuni-
ty to form their own opinion of these
matters.
Fancy Box Pepeteries from SC. a box
up-Woerner's East End Bargain House.
A parent who has no idea where his
children spend their evenings need not
be surprised if those children bring his
gray hair in sorrow to the grave. MOI
can he escape responsibility for theis
misdoings if their lives are ruined. There
are a great many parents in this town,
judging from appearance of the streets
after nightfsll, who have but slight ju-
risdiction over the younger ones of their
families.
Graded prices are absolutely necessa-
ry in justice to the careful and compe.
tent butter-maker, and dealers should
see a difference in that as in everything
else. There is good butter and bad but
ter; large potatoes and small potatoes
why not a variation in the price of the
former as well as the latter? Dealers
cannot do the fair thing by the produ
GERS of good butter until they establish
graded prices.
Muflers, cashmere and silk, from SOC
up, at Jos. Woerner's.
"Who says oratory is a lost art ?" ask
q neighboring cotemporary. AT a recen
camp meeting an eloquent exhorter said
"The wheels Of the righteous groan ant
shrek as they toll up the hill of saliva
ton, over the ruts of temptation and tn
bridge Of damnation, and have t
scrowdge pretty lively to get up at ALL
But the sinner, with creased wheels an
flying %colors, slips down to tarnation lik
a dose of oil, with a rip and a whizz, an
raises no dust whatever"
There is a disposition on the part
many people to go out of the city to max
purchases of such articles as dry goods
cloaks, wraps, etc. This should not b
the case. We have merchants here
home, who spend their money here, VIII
pay taxes and help build up our int
ests, and who can and do give even be
ter bargains than ear be obtained byt til
purchaser in other places. Patroniz
our home people-people OF our ow
county. This is but right and just.