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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-14
Insurance.

nRERHpSS It's CAUSES and CURE, by one who
Treated by most Of the noted specialistsofthe
~ day with no benefit. Cured himself in three
months. and since then hundreds Of Others ky
sane process. A plain. simple and successful
home treatment. Address, 7. s. PAGE, lbs East
18th street, New York City feb2Sru, rhAsa,s So
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-14
Pick has heard BLAINE, the sweet singer
of Maine. singing this strain:

NV heart IS true To Pro,
But rum must have a show
I'm for Prohibition here,
But elsewhere I'm for Beer
Yet INV heart i true % Pro
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1886-09-14
aeu advertisements.

uvANTED-THREE ROOMS, FOR LIGHT
w housekeeping, ten minutes walk nom
Mcclure House. Address S. G. p, care OF REGIS
TER office. sei4q
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

nail key and smashed it over the head of
Fireum Nose. who had suddenly ceased to
smile and laid down on the floor. Tackle
me with yer gast-whanged vice o. humiliA-
shun, will yer" shouted Jim. as he caught
ClotheSline Williams by the largenes of his
pants and knocked Omaha Bob down with
him. IN teach yer ter make er tack ham,
mer ont er me. yer goSln' -shanked gophers.
and catching Pensve Pete bv the clothes he
rammed his head down into the coal bin
until his pants came up around his neck.
BY this time the other members Of the ly-
ceum had sized Jim up and were sneaking
through the door into the external atmos.
phere In less than three minutes i'm had
the room to himself. and after kicking all
the mica out of the base burner and knock
ing the presidents barrel into minute parti-
cles, he walked out, speaking disparagingly
of the lyceum in very loud tone of voice.
Three days later it was rumored on the
street that Fireum Nose would tender his
resignation as sergeant-at-arms of the
Tramps lyceum at the next meeting. a
GOODNESS had sprung up between Jim and
the members of the lyceum. They seemed
to be opposed to walking on the same side
of the street with him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

took pair of heavy plumbers pincers that
had been provided and with a Sardonic
smile he commanded Jim TO lay hSck his
head and open his mouth. Jim hestated a
moment, thinking or the recent dose of
salts and pepper he had eXtemporaneouSly
swallowed a few minutes before. but his
brave spirit soon conquered, and. throwing
back has head, he opened his mouth to its
widest extent Nose smiled and every man
in the room arose to his feet and chewed
his coat sleeve as he looked at Jim and
Nose standing over him with the pincers
graS ed in his right hand.
Brother art thou still irm?" enQuired
Nose
Il are" replied Jim.
"Then brace myself" said Nose. and
reaching into Jim's mouth with the pincers
he clutched toOoth and gave a yank that
brought the unsophlsticated candidate of
the chair and with a whoOp he tore the
bandage from his eyes and splitting bloc
all over CrabapPle Sweet he caught up q
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
POKER DOTS.

Card tables should be made of DEAL
Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Two pairs of aces give fellow a fore
taste of pleasure.-LOwell Citizen.
It's curious how fellow will get warmed
by a cold deck.-LOwell Citizen.
4 poet sings: Il see flush upon thy
cheek" The other fellow must have had a
mirror in his jaw.-Philadelphia Call.
They never play cards on Polar eXpedi
ton because of the danger of cold decks
Pi'tSburg acknowledgement.
There is story going i'm rounds of q
Western sheriff making three men throw
up their hands" but this way man will
often make half dozen fellows throw III
their hands," if he has four aces.-BostOn
Bulletin
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
THE SAGE OF NINNINGER.
An Interesting Letter OH "A Vexed
Question.


Toledo Commercial Telegram Of Feb. Is.
The Commercial Telegram is indebted ia
Mr.. Charles Z. Wheeler of this city for the
use of letter written by that DISTINGUISHED
Shakesperian scholar. Ignatius Donnelly,
to Ms. Appleton Morgan. president of the
New York Shakespeare society. Mr. DON
nelly is at present preparing a book giving
the results of his labOrs. i'm which he will
show that Francis Bacon was the author of
the plays which bear the name of Will am
Shakespeare. Following is the letter,
which has never been published:
Ny Dear Mr.. Morgan-I have received
your valued favor of the 3Ist ultimO. and
hasten To reply.
You ask me about the Merry Wives OF
Windsor If you will compare the first
issue with the present you will see that the
play has been doubled i'm siZe-cOmpletely
rewritten. Why was this? Not to lit il for
the stage. for the action Is not increased.
and much of the additions would be
''cut" by any judicous stage manager.
For Instance: Turn 10 act iv. scene 2;
What connection has the school lesson i'm
Latin by the WEIGH pedsgogue with the plot
OF the play? Nothing. Bur i'm this is intro
duced the word Bacon" the last name of
the real author, and William" the first
name of the pretended author; and neither
Bacon" nor William occur again in the
play. What object was there i'm bringing a
character like the boy William into the
play. IN one Seena only, and interpolating
that scene without regard TO the action of
the play. and then dismiSsing him forever?
How comes il that the word Shakes
lie shakes mighty chain (act iv. scene a
and the word ''peerc."
"Peere- out, peere-out'' TACT iv. scene %
occur in the enlaHGed play. and not in the
original one? And observe how the word
'peere-eut' Is dragged in by its heels: The
poet makes the jealous husband smite his
forehead and cry. ''peere-Out' TO his fore
headl Did jealous husbands ever cut such
a eaper? / say this in answer TO your
question, whether / think Bacon wrote
the Merry Wives" OF course he did. /
have not worked out the cipher i'm that
play, but l am confident that the cipher ex-
tends from Tempest to 'Cumbeline." in
the folio of 1923; and that Bacon. Francis
Bacon. wrote every word of it; and much
more THAT afterward went about in Other
mems names" There is no more doubt of
il than that the sun is in the heavens.
have just been working out the details
of Harry Percy's visit to Shakespeare
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

There is fine lot of fifty-ive feet front
that would make magnificent business
corner, opposite Kerfer's Terra Gotta works.
This property can be had for $50 foot.
and Is for sale by c. a. Lavender. room 30,
chamber OF commerce. He also has a tri-
angle that would make a beautiful resi-
dehce Tor some OF our numerous million
aires to build on, situated on suburban hill.
The list and display of w. p. HiIlard
nave IN them some bargains worth looking
into. Call and inquire.
The value of st. Paul real estate is no
better shown than by the number of IFS
citizens that interest themselves in it. Nh
f. W. Farrar, who for two years has been
associated with Middleton IL Dougan. has
severed his connection with them and
started in business for himself. His large
acquaintance with capitalists insure him Il
business that already promises to be extern
Sive. His Office is in the Rice block.
White Bear lake property promises to be
one OF the features in real estate during the
remainder OF the month. In few DAYS
Harrison q Handy will have over 100 acres
OF the most desirable of this property for
sale.
j. Fairchild sold Saturday lot g. block 4.
Kittson's addition, for SIS, 600, and lot l.
block %, Rice ~ Irvine's addition for
900, besides making two sales in Cruk-
shank's garden lots and two acres on Rice
street. We understand that Mr.. Fairchild
has bought the home known as the MAR
place. on Pleasant avenue. The price paid
was Sill 600.
Real estate must be good or so many en-
terprislng men would not engage in it. An
other comparatively new firm Yesterday
moved into brand new office. Cabanne IL
Potts are now located on the ground floor OF
Court block. y more spacious and we'll
titted-up office and pleasanter gentlemen
are not to be found in town.
MERRIAM PARK.
The bare announcement that a few DAYS
ago that Merriam Park lots would be sold
for a short time longer at old prices and on
more liberal terms than ever before as to
the building conditions. resulted in quite
a rush during the week past to secure good
locations. Mr.. j. L. Moore SAYS several
purchases were made by parties who will
at once prepare TO erect fine residences
there this spring. The fact that large lots
which are sold for from $3.50 to $1,000
without building contracts, are offered for
from $3.50 to $3.50 if parties will build this
season, is sure to attract those who are
ready to build as they save $500 in the lot
at the start by purchasing at Merriam Park.
Mr.. Moore says as builders are more de-
sired than spectators this offer will still be
kept open for a short time longer. The
advantages Of Merriam Park over any
other point as place for residence are too
well known to need comment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
THE SLEIGH Ellie.

Hear the sleigh belle, how she chatter
With her beau.
How she chatters, chatters, chatterS,
OF innumerable matters,
While the horses heel bespatters
Her with snow!
See the sleigh belle with her loverl
How they feel
Like a pair OF colts In clover.
This sweet sleigh belle ana her lover,
Underneath the dainty ,oTer
OF the seali
See the people stand and stare
Att belle.
As with Loo ely-flOwing hair,
And smile beyond compare.
She il speeding through the air
With q swell.
OH such weather suits for riding,
Though tits rough.
And the sleigh belle loves the gliding,
Aud such merry, merry sliding,
With her fifteen fingers hiding
In her muffl
st. Louis Spectator.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

bears it without fainting, he is qualified for
the highest honors that can be bestowed by
this society. Brother, does the prospect
make thy heart quail on toast?" inquired
Nose.
NAV. let Ter silver" firmly replied J!a,,
taking a deep breath.
Very well. Brothers lead the candi-
date before the vice of humiliation, that his
tirmneSs may be perfectly tested"
Jim was led 10 the opposite end of the
hall and seated ION dilapidated chair 4 at
had been prepared Tor the occasion. Nose
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
A GOOD GIRL TO GET.

She wasn't We pretty,
Nor was sue very neat,
Her hands were scarcel. little,
And likewise were her feet.
She wasn't very graceful,
Nor was she very tail,
She wasn't yer, brHiuy
And didn't know il all.
She wasn't quite patrician,
Nor was the CONNIE u fault"
In yer many mat ers
She really ought 10 know.
She had summer temper,
Her hair was truly red,
She wasn't always tender
In everything she said.
But what's the ID Is, dear readery
70 should uoy claim the earth.
A IN lion good hard dollars
Was what the girl was worth.
w. j. Hampton In N"'c'uut Traveller.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
She Didn't Care for Mas Letters.

Chicago Rambler.
Miss Mim0sa- ''Well, gnOd-by. ma
kiss. Don't forget to send me some
money. Easter" Kiss.
Mrs. M.-''No, my dear, won't. Good
by"
Miss MimOsa-GOOd- Remember that
surah silk next week. shall just die if
don't get 1T
Mrs. Nj will. and I'll write to you
every day"
Miss Mimosa-"Oh, don't ma, until you
improve your grammar; it really does give
me a nervous shock"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
THE TRAMPS' LYCEUM.
Rattlesnake Jim, Good Natured, Whole
SOuled Cowboy From the Ranges
of Montana,
Is Made the Subject of Joke by the
Members of the Tramps'
LyCeum.
He is Blindfolded and Initiated Into
the Mysteries OF the Literary
Society.
lie Sits on Tack, Eats Red Pepper
and Finally Gets Red
Headed.

RattlesnaFe jim came down from the
cattle ranges of Montana early in the spring
and concluded to pass the winter in 81.
Paul. He was warm hearted, easy-going
elbow and took life in a commonplace sort
If a way. spending his time telling wild tales
Of frontier life to wondering loaters IN the
rear room of ST. Paul grog shops. Hespent
his money freely while he had it and when
he found himself pennilesS he did not hest
tate moment to ask fayors of friends,
whether they were of long or short ac-
auaintance. His genial spirit soon won
him large circle of acquaintance who
took every opportunity that offered itself to
play a joke on him. and when joke was
played Jim always laughed as heartily over
IL as those who had put il up on him. lie
bad never been known to get mad since his
advent into the city and his friends went TO
extremes a great many times to see if they
couldn't stir into life some sign of temper.
but always without avail.
When Jim arrived in st. Paul he wore a
dirty, broad brimmed hat that had once
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
Har Pa Was n Barber.

TuIIdutIpIId utIHIIs
And so you have changed your mind?
Eyes; cannot marry YOU"
SIS your decision irrevOcable?"
Yes; you deceived me-"
Il never did."
YES. You did. 1 didn't know till las
night that you shave Yourself"
why what objection have you TO that?'
"A great objection. Pa is a barber, an,
You are one of the men who are helping t.
cheat him cut OF living. Besides. pa says
that the men who shave themselves are
brutes"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
AsSiRneess SuIe

OF the entire stock of New York Bazaar. cor
ner Jackson and Seventh streets. Large
lines ladies'. misses and children'S cloaks,
muslin underwear. aprons fine hosiery.
dress goods. notions, etc, etc, at so cents
on the dollar. 1t will pay you well to at
tend these sales.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

1 tlie puDllc Slloulu
accuStom itself to
the novelty of which
the second cut is a
diagram. IL will. be-
fore long. be seen
meandering up and
down tn e avenue.
Solomon in all his
glory was n OF ar
irayed like on e Of
these things. Solo
mon had too much
sense. The artist as
sures us that these
things are certainly
coming. Owners of
horses and children
should gradually
make those possess
siOns familiar with
tn csc forewarning
cuts. 1t will prevent
many accidents and
and much soaring of
the young ones out of
more or less number
of inches of growth.
The second cut is, by
the way a picture OF
what the spring brand
of dudine will be.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

ness, between his gasps he replied that he
was,
brothers, lead the candidate forward"
said Nose, ''and set him Oh the rock OF re-
morse"
Jim was led over into a corner where a
nail keg sat, on he head of which was a
twelve, unce tack with the aggressive end
pointing toward heaven. Brother" be
seated sal Nose.
Jim sat bravely down on the tack, but
didn't remain. He Immediately arose and
discharged large invoice of yell that
SHOOK ie raj ers, and grabbed the left eX-
posule OF his pants with an earnest clutch.
"Well done, brother" said Nose, trying
10 Keep back the laughter that seemed
bound to break loose, thou hast stood the
tests to which thou hast been subjected
manfully, but there is one more to which
thou must be put that will try thy nerves to
the utmost 1t is terrible, but the torture
lasts but a moment. and if the candidate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
Every Woman

In the land recognizes an old friend in the
yellow label attached to Fleischmann's COM
pressed yeast. They wish the best and use
none other.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
Large Consumers OF Groceries

Will do we'll when they wish to purchase a
supply to call on Griggs X Co., groceries at
wholesale, 100 and 1872 East Fifth street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

been white with a
wide leather band
encircling it. His
hair, as black as the
wing of 4 raven.
fell in a glossy
cloud over his broad
shoulders and 4
heavy beard COW
cred his face. Two
coal-black eye 5
4
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
to its income-bearing capacity Wien I'M.
The Record.
LAST WEEKS PERMITS.
100000
AOtul.. ........ -........... ~


John II Bryant to james Moore ct al;
It's 10, l6. II, 20, 81 ~, %, n, 20, and
rs, DIX ., summit Park add ....... $40 5OO
Victor Won Serenity 10 Peter j. Giesen;
part Of st. Anthony park north . I,OUO
William Funck eu al TO Il l. Zeis: part OF
see 20, town 20, range 22.,.::.:...... 2,875
Lgnc h Stone TO Patrick NJ Self; 1t 26. L.
X X Stones add. ....:.;.............,.. coo
l. Dawson ct al TO John Fulton; all
OF kavanagh & Dawson's add........ Il, 500
John Caldwell 10 Bridget Nee; lis 6
and Z, blk lOl, subd of Lyman Day
toms add: .................. ...,..... 900
Ihomas Lloyd to S l. Hume ct al; blk
d, Mclean 5 reservation. ......... 8 800
james II Meade to Il Lilley; part of
D sec 9, town 20, range %. ............ 5000
Patrick FallIhee to Mary Chadwick: II
T. + blk q :, Woodland pard add. ......... $500
u Bdrteau To james p McNutt 1t g.
=, blk I, Milton add: ................... $50
q Rogers TO o w Brenizer, Its 10 and
III, blk l. Como Park add . 500
James Kingsley TO Emil Nelson Ii 49,
blk l. Hitchcock's AID .. 25O
James IL Weed ct al to Emil Nelson. 1t
10, blk S, Hitchcock's add .. 800
Mary F Morris to Mary Peterson ct al, 1t
~. Tx II, Arlington Hills add GOO
Paul q Idbois to Alexis Desgardns, 1t
TO- ok II, MarshaIl's add. .......-.,., 1900
Geo Nelson 10 G A u Weide. 1t l., subd
OF blk 30, Arlington Hills ado. 400
+ NJ Williams to Thos Congdon, 1t Is,
blk ,, rearr of Nelson's add 425
william L Howard to Conrad Gotzian,
1t IL and 80 IT of 1t II, blk 81 en-
iargement of Rice s. Irvine's add @ 600
NJ Iraugh to John II Griffith Its 2T
q, 20 and 80, blk 8. S. Indicate add
NO 3d.. ............... . 5O0
Peter Vardlac. Sr, to I Y Goyette, e%
OF 1t !. blk p, Lafond's add .. 400
Anna Wheeler ct al TO L II Bass, 1t
80, blk II, Eastville Heights add 800
Sylvan Wadeau TO j Welherald, part
of sec g, town 20, range 22. 912
William Dawson, Jr, 10 Hannah Hanley,
Its and 8, blk s. Westm MISTER add $40
James Alex McHattie 10 C Ital City
Real Estate d lmprOvemt osnpany,
90 TT Of 1t p, blk 30, Suburban Hills. l3I5
anes Alex McHattie to Capital City
Real Estate Il Improvement company,
us to II inc, blk II, rearr of Nc
Lean res. Observation-Disclosures. $500
Total, twenty-five pieces. .S7O.777
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
DUDES AND pUDINES.
OminOus Forecasts of the Coming |
spring styles.
There are many marvellous things i'm the

AaeAS W - AAAANAs
world. and Wash
in gtOn has its
share. OF anthro-
biological wonders
the national capital
is unquestionably
the center. and we
are promised more
and more of them.
The fashion jour
mails have already
made forecasts of
what is next to be
expected, and the
Critic artist h a S
digested these fore
casts, thus gener-
Ously preparing an
unsuspecting pub
lie for the newt
able astOnisher.
The first cut rep
reSentS an extra
ordinary combina-
ton. but it is what
the public M ust
submit to. and the
sooner III makes up
mind to submits
sion. the better for:
its minds peace.
This is a specimen
of what the spring
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

in all directions
as he yelled for
them to turn the
hose on him. but
he finally stifled
his emotion. and
when Nose asked
If he was sill
fixed in his de-
termination to
$pass into the vale
40
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07

clop vi u"uCo WIN Ot' ouJ IL IS, perhaps.
more important that the public should
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
INSIDE PROPERTY.

All the property within the area bounded
by Third street and Seventh, or even up 10
Ninth street, from Seven Corners to Broad
way, will soon advance decidedly over pres
ent prceS. ST. Pauls citizens. who have
always been noted for their extreme eau
tuu and conservative prOcivites, are begin
ming to realize that inside business property
$ very cheap. They are quietly
seen NC the corners and the most
lies rable lots. Shrewd operators from
abroad are also quietly looking up every
thing that can be got az low prices on easy
,erms. it looks now as if by the LIST of
June the activity which has prevailed all
winter in outside property will be trans
ferred to the inside business property. Prop
erty that could have been secured in De-
cember for $500 or $3.50 per front foot is
now held at $3.50 to $500. The general
situation is such that all agents and dealers
concur in predicting the most active real es-
tate market that has ever been witnessed in
st. Paul. Some of the shrewdest operators
at Minneapolis are turning their attention
to st. Paul, and are greatly aStOnished to
see how cheap property is in st. Paul on
| business streets. AT the present time $500
to 81 600 per front foot will command the
best vacant property in st. Paul. This will
be changed before many months and bust
ness property will command value equal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-03-07
Real Estate GOssfD.

otal, twenty-five pieces. $40. M
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1886-10-20
From the Richmond State OF Saturday. ]
A Tacit Admission.

The correspondent of the Pittsburg Dis
patch, who is here sending specials to that
paper, had this to say under the above cap
ton in regard to Mr.. Powdeily and the So.
cialistic Labor party, reference to which was
made in the State Thursday:
s'They elected me and gave me a card oil
membership" answered Mr.. Powderly,
''but was never an active member
ssBut is not the platform of the Knights
of Labor socialistic?" continued your cor
respondent.
Certainly it is, in some measure" re-
piled the General Master Workman '.All
progressive people nowadays are Socialists
in some sense, and no one can be otherwise
unless he goes like crab back ward.
And with that the chief of the Knights
went to his dinner. Well, that was quite
enough for one occasion. 1t is probably the
first public admission made by the General
Master Workman of the order that the plat
form of the Knights is based ON Socialism.
[ asked an intimate friend of Mr.. Fowderly
how he could harmonise this confession OF
that gentleman with his not infrequent re-
ferences to Anarchism and Socialism as
though they were one, and altogether OBJ
jectionable.
"Mr Powderly refers to methods when
he speaks, and not to principles. He uses
the words for his condemnation because the
general public have misconstrued them as
terms suggestive of violence and reckless
ness without definite purpose. Were he to
denounce Socialism as principle, he would
only stultify himself and declare his antag-
onism to the principles of the order he is
s1oIn to champion, and of which he is now
the official head. | am glad he has made
his position clear in this matter, for his
vague way in referring to Socialism has
cooled the ardur as Knights of many of the
most able and earnest man in the order"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1886-10-20

VIOLENT STORM IN ENGLAND AND IRE
LAND.-A most violent storm swept over
portions of England and ireland last Fri
day and Friday night, accompanied by the
heaviest rains known for many years. Dur
ing Friday night there were many collisions
and wrecks, and a number Of channel fish
ing boats were stranded. The beach al
Brighton presents spectacle Of destruc
ton.
A torpedo gunboat at Portsmouth drag
ged its anchor and drifted into the mud,
but was afterward rescued by tugs. The
glass roof of the Ilfracombe Hotel was
broken, and bath houses washed away
The storm was very furious on the Irish
coasts. The streets in many of the towns
were flooded. Corn stacks were blown
away, and the corn standing in fields was
destroyed. The damage is immense.
There have been destructive floods in
Wales.