New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-01-28

How doth tne little busy boy
Improve each Idle hour
by making snow up into balls
To throw with all mis- power
How cunnlngy he hingeth them,
Regardless quite .! sex,
Aud grnneth when the snow. in crumbs.
Falls down his victims necks.
There promises TO be sharp rivalry between North.
crn and southern California In the future. Hher
10 southern California has been talked about but
now the people OF the North bestrring themselves
and are determined to beat their Southern neishbors
even I'm their own specially fruit. They would like
havo bright man along aud write a book to be
entitled The Delights of Northern California"
Two Hartford ladies met the the other day
and compliments were passed betHeeu them.
- And how are you all this severe weather =
we are well. thank you, except that Aunt Jane has
severe cold and can't speak II loud word
Indeed and she Is such a talker. Dear me- must
'' And She c"udn't Imagine why such queer expression
cnie upon the cOuntenanco OF her friend. Hartford
Post
prohibition concerts are becoming very popular in
Georgia The prohibition only applies TO whiskey and
not TO poor singing. and therefore we don't think the
concerts will be a success.
Ia Boston they arc discussing tho question which is
moi o needed II better view OF the State House
enlargement OF the lunatic hospital.
An earnest morning contemporary prints thrilling
account OF tho way women are deccyeG into MormGn
Ifarlems. The fame ot Harlem as Town OF reproach
has evidently crossed tho Rockies. some day Salt AXE
III vii he denounced
10 yet his nands into the saints pockets Mormon
New York; philadelphia News.
A great many papers are Publishing most striking
uorttait OF Mrs sarah Kelley who will go down TO his
tory "a Tho Bard OF Shanty HILL" she appears to
posscss the jaw aud lip peculiar to all great hut
We are paucd that the artist has do gerod her
with u very pail able goatce We need not tell
readers that Kelley such person that The
artist also. In opinion failed to do full Justice TO
her fri1zes There Is lack of the soulful element in
his dellncation OF them which, though distinctly pre-
RaphAee in its subtle suggestveues robs his work
much OF its charm. We hope these defects will le
remedied IN a later edition of THIS great work
somebody has invented theatre hat for ladies' It
operated by sirng to which "a string Is attached.
Whom tho curtain rises the Lady pulls the string and
Pnz fe st n VIII Snhtc S so ts W @Gg
ladies in the habit OF going to tho theatre.
What higher plimont can DO paid woman than to
have 1t said OF her:
"she's ~ beautiful rs an angel,
And ~ amlaho IA she is fair
For she always wears c0llap'lng hat
When she tits III an orchestra chair y
-Boston Courier,
lie was a nervous Clergyman. and he had been called
Oh to onlcate the funeral OF young girl In bis all
dress ho brought the eyes OF the by
his pathOs. In closing ho said: Finally brethren. may
the bereaved father fluid consolation for tho untuely
death OF his only daughter and then remembering
that there another daughter. the offspring of a
second marriage. ho added, by his first wifo."
"There Is much noise"
SaId OF the boys,
al think will drive me crazy"
lie WIS dude
Ofsmall magnitude
Aud he said these words TO HIS daisy"
But sho said. in reply,
Ana with ran IN her eye
As she thought OF his poorest OF lives
Z" II seems very plain,
And must eNoiaim.
1t would be the shortest of drives"
GOodalrs Chicago Sun.
There is a rumor abroad that the Office seekers
camping In Washington will organize themselves
into order something like that OF Preomasonry.
Just present for bvous they won't 20 much
further than tho Blue Lodge degrees and the Lodge OF
Sorrow But In time they attend to give othcr degrees
such AS tho Antl-MugwuWp. tho Dooile-Bug, tho Git
Thar ELL the Patriots Rest, the Uncle Sans Doodle.
the Tim Campbell Phalanx. aid the Higgins Arcanum
No. lool State and county rights will be sold on rea