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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
An Oh.tao,. to Phx.IOaI We'll Reinr.

Physicians rightly characterize con-
stipatioa as an obstinate impeachment to
the welfare of the body. The performance
of the more important functions, such as
digestion, hillary secretion and an active
circulation of the blood, are interrupted
by it in greater or less degree, as the
development OF the complaint is incipient
or mature. Not at once, OF course, but
with reasonable promptitude, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters will remove every
symptom to which il gives rise, as well as
the minor maladies that spring from it,
among them Indigestion end chronic
biliousness. From drenching cathartics IL
is vain TO hope for permanent benefit, and
there are few purgatives that are not
violent and prOfuse ia their operation.
Blue pill and caiomel are designed to act
upon the liver only, and taken frequently
are pernicious to health. The Bitters pro-
duces relaxation of the bowels without
pain, and a renewal of their regularity.
1t also conquers fever and ague, rheuma-
tism neuralgia and inactivity of the
kidneys.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

TO the management of the case. The
treatment succeeded like a charm; the
patient is home now in perfect health
again.
The sister who came with her is not
likely ever to be convinced that anything
other than the service that the cable
lent, in keeping American doctors at
the bedside practically all the time,
could have prevented death. The cost
of her prescriptions, even at the ''cut'
in cable rates, was probably far in eX-
cess of any ever written in this city.
A New York merchant, who was
told of this rather peculiar case last
night said that he knew of one much
ike il. Some years ago. when the
father of Edward 5. Jaffray, the mill
lionaire merchant, was dangerously i'll
at his home in England, he was attend
ed by New York doctors who held dali
ly consultations al Mr.. Jaffray's New
York office. receiving there by cable a
detailed account of the patient's symp-
toms and general condition and wiring
back explicit instructions as to neces-
sary treatment. This conduct of the
case, a long time continued, had excel
lent results, and saved the elder Jaff-
rays life many day.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Holding trade IN this business re-
quires a good deal of tact" said
successful cigar-dealer to a Philadel-
phia Item re orter. "ln the first
place, the skillful cigar salesman will
gradually work his customers up from
scent cigars to 10-cent, and some of
them from l0-cent to two for quarter
or even three for half, with proper
tionately greater profits for the house.
This is done by playing on that vani-
ty which is the one universal trait of
the masculine race. Even if a man
has no vanity about his good looks or
his clothes, it is easy enough to dis
cover that he has one about the kind
of cigars he smokes. BY word or
two delcately dropped here and there
about mans fondness for good cigars
and his admirable Judgment concern
ing them, the ground may be prepared
and if this is followed up by handi g
him out box of higher-priced goods
aud remarking, when the mistake is
discovered, that you supposed he al
ways smoked that price, you will at
once discover that your seed has been
dropped in good soil The chances
are that the customer will smoke those
cigars right along thereafter.
Another good method is to stand
bv when your clerk is waiting on a
customer. The clerk, say, hands out a
box of 10-centers, when you rush up.
jerk the box from his hand as if indig-
nant that such an insult should be
offered one of your customers and
sharply exclaim: Don't YOU know that
Mr.. SO and SO never smokes anything
but the best two for quarter? Then
YOU get the box of more expensive
cigars. The customer takes couple
as a matter of course, and at the same
time inwardly thanks you for the COM
pliment you have paid him. Thereafter
he becomes a regular purchaser of the
higher priced goods. OF course The
clerk understands you, and everything
is lovely But if a man comes into my
store and asks for cigar, and my
clerk should inquire what price, or
hand out nickel cigar. | should dis
charge that clerk the next minute. 1t
IS his business to hand out 10-centers
in such case, and sometimes two for
quarter
About holding a trade? o. Yes.
You have to keep a big variety of
goods. You want to ask your GUS
toners how they liked that last one,
and occasionally invite them to try
something new you have received, at
your own expense. Cigars given away
in this manner make good invest
ment. But above all you lIust watch
your customers, ana without their
knowing it, change the brand on them.
Nine out of tel men will tire of brand
after smoking it a week. Without
saying a word to them you want to
keep changing them from brand to
brand. thus keeping them satisfied all
the time and their appreciation keen.
This is one of the cardinal principles
of the cigar business that good many
dealers don't learn, or are o careless
to put into practice. Such men can
never build up and hold good trades.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Note by the pubIiShers:-We have re-
ceived the above interview from II. H.
Warner & Co., Rochester, N. Y, with
the request that we publish it for the
good Of suffering people. In foot note
to their letter they say:
1.-The experience of DR.. Clark is not
strange to us. In our correspondence
we have found that many thousands of
people are suffering from what they
think is Consumption, whereas the real
difficulty is with the liver and kidneys
proven by the fact that when these or
gans are restored to health by the use
of Warmers safe cure, the consumption
disappears. and so does uremic or kid
ney poisoning, which causes so
many symptoms of diseases that
the human system is subject to. The
same may be said of rheumatism,
caused by an acid condition of the
system. We insist upon what we al
ways have claimed, if you remove the
cause, the system will soon perfect the
work already begun. Mrs. Rev. DR..
Theodore Wolf. of Gettysburg, Pa,
wife of the editor of the Lutheran
Quarterly, said her friends thought her
far gone with Consumption, but after
a thorough treatment with Warmers
safe cure, she says: i am perfectly
well. We can cite thousands Of such
cases, but one is enough. II you pub
lish the above article, kindly send US
q marked copy.
We gladly give place to the article.
for if we can in any way stay the
ravages of Consumption. which carries
away so many millions yearly, it is our
bounden duty so to do.]-PUB.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
A NEW VIEW OF CONSUME.
TION.
And One which Appeals to Common
Sense. Many Durable Gases.
Medical Salus.I

Aedtcut SINUS
"Many persons die of CONSUMPTION
who could easily be cured" says DIR. S.
G. Clark, of Watertown, N. Y, IF
they would go at it right. Ihave a new
view of the disease. Consumption is
not always of lung origin"
"How so? What is it thenp"
''Many cases of consumption are
secondary. The disease itself prevails
everywhere. but the best practitioners
refuse to attribute it entirely to in
heritance or the weather. If person
lives in the most favorable climate in
the world and has any tendency
to lung weakness, if certain conditions
exist in the system, that climate, how
ever favorable, will not prevent de-
velopment of the disease. The dis
order in such cases IS only Il secondary
symptom in the lungs of some other all
ment, and can never be cured until APP
preached through its source"
Yes, doctor; but what is the method
of approachP"
"If you dip your finger in acid you
burn it; do you notp'
Yes"
''lf you wash this burnt finger every
second with the acid, what is the re-
sultph
why, constant Inflammation, Tester
ing and eventual destruction of the
finger"
Precisely! Now then for my method,
which commends itself to the reason
and judgment of every skilful
practitioner. You know certain acids
are developed in the body. Well, il
the sy tenn is all right these acids are
neutralized or utilized and carried out.
If the system is run down by excuses,
anxiety. continual exposure. or over
work. these acids accumulate in the
blood. IL there is any natural weak
ness il tho lung, this acid attacks it,
having a natural affinity for it, and il
the acid is not neutrslized or passed out
of the system. it burns. ulcerates and
finally destroys the lung. Is this
clearP"
PERFECTLY But how do you prevent
the accumulation of these acids in The
systemP"
irregularities of the liver and kid
neys create this excess of acid and the
supply can be cut of only by correct
ing the wrong action of these organs.
The kidneys alone should carry out in
quantity, in solution, enough of this
acid daily, which, if left in the blood,
would kill four men. When the stom-
ach, the liver and the kidneys are all
conspiring to increase the acid, the
wonder is that weak lungs resist death
as long as they do!'
but you have not told us how you
would treat such cases"
mo, but | will. The lungs are on
ly deceased as an effect of this acid or
kidney poison in the blood. After
having exhausted all authorized reme-
dies to correct this acid condition, !
was compelled, in justice to my pa
tients. to use Warmers safe cure;
though u proprietary remedy, it is now
recognized, l see, by leading physi-
clans, by Presidents of State Board OF
Health and by insurance physicians,
as a scientific and the only specific for
those great organs in which our ninety
per cent. of disease originate or are
sustained.
us this form of treatment success.
fulp'
1T is wonderfully so, and for that
reason | am only too willing that you
should announce it to the world of con-
sumptives."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
Pat Application.

Babyhood: My little boy, aged four
and half years, had learned the Mika-
dos song. and did not quite under
stand the meaning of the chorus, which
ran as follows:
Ny object all sublime
shall achieve in time,
To make the punishment fib the crime,
The punishment fit the crime
l had endeavored to illustrate the
idea. The following morning at break
fast nc began to play with the cruet
stand. told him not to do so. He per.
sisted, and at last upset it and spilled
the red pepper on the tablecloth. |
said: Now, Allan. you were disobe-
dent and upset the pepper castor, and
| should make the punishment fit the
crime by putting some of the red pep
per on your tongue. He looked up
like a fash and asked: Would the
punishment be the same, papa, if up
set the sugar-bowl?'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
The Original of Uncle. Tom. cabI..

SAYS Philadelphia Record writer at
Washington: II saw Little Eva
Uncle Toms Little Eva here the
other day. No, not on the stage-on
he street. have never seen the
Little Eva of the stage. The Little
Eva of the story who was. after ALL
just little thing, died, you remember.
The Little Eva of real life, on whom
the Little Eva of the story was
modelled, has lived right on until now
her hair is turning gray. But she is as
lovely and as attractive as ever. She
was Miss Letcher of the famous Vir-
ginia- Kentucky family, and married
Gen. Kennedy, who was of an equally
celebrated Virginia-Kentucky family.
Gen Kennedy owned Louis Clark, the
George Harris of the story, who gave
Mrs. Stowe the points for most of her
characters. Old Gen. Kennedy, de-
ligl tful man. became Legree in her
hands, while Mrs. Kennedy was Little
Eva, and her son was St. Clair. Mrs.
Kennedy's relatives, the Letchers were
portrayed as the Shelbys. Mrs. Ken
nedy laughs merrily at the incrOgru-
Gus treatment accorded her good hus-
band and herself in the process of
fictioniZing them.'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
A successful Man.

OF the late T. NJ. Carnegie the Pitts
burg Chronicle Telegraph says:
Mr.. Carnegie was regarded as one
of the foremost men in the iron and
steel business. He was one of the few
men who had successfully combined
theory and practice in the manufacture
of steel. To him is due in large
degree the wonderful success Of the
Bessemer Steel-Rail Works at Home
stead. He was thoroughly acquainted
with the chemical NIB nations which
lend an important influence t. the
quality of steel. and he had made a
careful study of all of the intricate tests
to which the finished product is sub
iected. He was a man of unassuming
manner. and had always kind word
for his employees. who had ever the
most kindly feelings towards him.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
A HEARTS UNREST.

All through the day have waited and watched
For your coming, my love, whom love 30
true;
At each fOOtstep that passed I've. hushed my
breath
To listen my darling. for you.
But the night has come. and the shadows fall
All over the earth like funeral pail,
and the light in my heart Is all burned out,
And hope and faith give place to doubt.
All what would do II the days passed on,
And the weeks should roll into months and
years,
Aud knew that never again you would come
To share my joys and soOthe my fears?
Do you think could live and bear the pain
OF knowing we might never meet again7
scarcely could hope for Heaven above
IL Heaven were gained without your love.
Do You think could tread the pearly streets
or that far-off lard Of the pure and blest,
And join in singing the song OF praise,
And not share with you the sweet heavily
rest?
There could be no beauty on earth for me,
And IL Joys but an endless wO would be,
Tho the brightest crown that queen ever
wore
Were mine, and I'd see my darling no more.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
nToxIe.

The new South American plant called
Moxie Nerve Food, which is now creating
so much interest all over the country by
its rapid cure Of nervous exhaustion aud
the liquor habit, as well as mental and
physical overwork, leaving no reaction or
bad effects. The Moxie is harmless in
large quantities. 1t is sold you to give life
not to kill. Three fourths OF the deaths in
fall and winter are caused by coldsi We
have combined concentrated extract OF
The hoxis with a harmless preventive.
Sit in a draught an hour, get soaking wet
in n rain-storm, or go perspiring from an
Overheated hall into a severely cold or
damp air-dissolve a Moxie Nerve Food
Aozenge on the tongue and it will positive
~ prevent a cold, and its use does cot
render you more liable TO take cold after
wards. Is a great help to singers and
speakers. Clears and stIe1sthens the
voice. For sale everywhere. Packages
OF 80, 10 cents; by mail IL c3hts WEST
EEN MoxIE NERVE FooD Co. 81 II. State
Street, Chicago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
A Great EnglI.h Merchant.

Mr.. Graham, OF Skelmorlie, who
died last week. in his ninetieth year,
was head of the head East India
house of William Graham q Co,
which was founded in 1880. and is now
probably the most important concern
of that trade in the world. MIR.
Graham all his life took an active
interest in his business. He was fond
of sporting, and was for many years
the lessee of the well-kaown grouse
moors OF Loeb Kennard and Grand
fully. in Pc. thshire. He was also
devoted To art, and was a most accom-
plished critic. and his collection #
pictures at Skelmorlie castle is ono of
the largest and finest IN Great Britain.
lie confined himself to modern pictures.
principally by British artists-L0nd0n
Truth.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Paris Dispatch to London Daily
News: The Due de Montpensier, to
avoid doubtless a possible law of con-
liscation, is trying to sell his Auvergne
estates, with the two chateaux that are
on them. They originally were crown
lands and included in the appanages
of the Duchy of Orleans, when it was
conferred on the brother of Louis
Philippe. After the Restoration they
were, when Louis XVIII. restored
these appanages, on the footing of q
private fee-simple estate, to the son
and daughter of Philippe Egalite, al
lotted to the latter along with the es-
tates at present belonging to the
Prince de Joinville in the llle-et- Viii
aine and the Haute Marne, and what
is now the Hotel Galliera. The Auvergne
part Of Mime. Adelaide's share
embraces about 1000 acres, and is
near Vichy. The chateau of Kandan,
where the Due de Montpensier and
the Duchess spent many summers,
commands one of the finest views in
Auvergnc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
How To Get strong.

Dlmb-bells and horizontal bars, Indian
clu 1s and the trapeze are valuable under
certain conditions, but they are detrimen-
sal rather than beneficial if the blood is
poor and poisoned with bile. Use of the
muscles necessitates waste as well as in.
duces growth. IL the blood does not carry
sufficient nutritive material to repair the
waste, loss of strength necessarily follows,
and growth is out of the question. Purify
and enrich your blood with Dr. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Dircovery' aud then ex-
ercise will develop and not consume your
physique.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

by sending your address to Hallett & Co.,
Portland, Maine; they will send you full
information about work that you can do
and live at home wherever you are loca-
ted Work adapted to all ages and both
sexes s. to S25 day and upwards easily
earned. some have earned over $50 ia a
day. All succeed grandly. All is new.
You are started free. Capital not re
qured Delay not. All of the above will
be proved to you, and you will find your
self on the road to a handsome fortune,
with a large and absolutely sure income
from the very start.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
Literary Notes,

DR.. Carl Horstmann hiss gone to
England for six months to edit the
early English Lives of Saints" No
scholar in England is so able to ac-
complish the task.
In connection with the one-hun-
dreth anniversary. in 1889. of the birth
of the theologian Neander, several
biographies are being prepared. Prof.
Sohaf. of New York, has written q
letter giving some recol etions of
Neander and containing valuable
biographical material.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

EXPRESSES ms GRATITUDE.-Albert A
Larson, OF KiTkman Ia, in expressing his
gratitude to the pTourietors of Aliens
Lung Balsam, writes: II firmly believe my
wife would have died of consumption, y
not for the timely use o. YOUR balsapI !"
buy the Sl.00 bottle for Lung Diseases.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Fits: All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after
first days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise
and $500 trial bottle free to Fit cases.
Send to DR.. Kline, 931 Arch St. Phila., Pa.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

speaking of eccentrici ies.n said Prop
pletOn, my father is an example. IL has
not cut his hair for the las halt dozen
years. ''ILdeedt HIS hair must be very
long - this time ''0h, 10 Fhe old gen
tleman was bad before Them
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Mr.. Arthur Shurtleif. Parker, Dako-
ia, writes that be suffered for two years
with a lame knee. which was entirely
cured by the use of St. Jacobs Oil. He
considers it most wonderful remedy.
II conQuers pain
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

"What is celebrity 90 inquiries subscriber
of country paper. The experienced edi-
TOR promptly responds: CELEBRITY is the
quality a man exhibits when he gets uD OUT
Of chair on which his wife had by mistake
left her needle-cushion.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
EXTRAORDINARY sw mining.

London Sporting Life; Since May
1880. when Miss johnson, then 10 years
old. SWAN for thirty-one continuous
hours in the Blackpool baths. she has
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

A man in Pittsburg, Pa, after sitting
through one act of an emotional drama,
the other night, found his right side entire
ly naralyzsd. Well, even that's an
Improvement on going out between the
acts and getting "paralyzed."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

when Baby wa alex, We gave her CAstoriA,
When she Was Child. she cried for Cas,oris
When she became Miss, she clung to Cas'oriA-
Whsn shs had Children, she gave them CAstsris
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Il never ca go to that full-dress recep-
ton" obserN ed Mrs Decoilete. "Why
notl" inquired her husband. because
haven't decent dress well | wouldn't
let that trouble me You'll find a good
many there that haven't either.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

Tramp-Please help me; | am Charles
ton sufferer. Old GentlemaU-Ah, indeed
sufferer by that awful eartnQuakel
What did you lose! TramI-I lost bet
how many shocks there
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

A fashion item aS-erts that 'sBOW balls
MAKE q lovely trimming for a taiie
bonnet Smeu boys consider snuwhal!s
appropriate trimmings for mems hats
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

She-I don't see why women shouldn't
make as good swimmers as men. He
Yes; but you see swimmer has TO keep
his mouth shut.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11
BITTERS,

II you wish 20 % relieved o. those terrible gsch
REeaC aches ard that miserable sour stSEs--
azh. L vii. when taken according . ciTe,-
tons. cure any case OF sick Headache
or sorr Stomach. II cleans tie Lining o
stomach ard bowels, promotes healthy
action ayFsst Escrstlo1s- Il makes pure
Blood a0i Eivss II free ftoVv. thus se11.7s
T7tsFz ssfe-iG TO every Us-t- 70 j. the safest,
aueezISua and sarsss Vegetable E-mesy
ever Tented fer al diseases q It's stomach
and iEseT.
7 = Wore. Of Farmsnzson- Eiich-. SAYS. NV
suffering from sick Headache and Sour
stouz -tfsB was Terrible. One bottle CT Hops
and Az5t Bs-trrs cured ne.
ID cot get E5opa ard Malt BitterE con
Esundsl with ilfer4or PFsPar ailonJ OF similar
EEus For sale by eli druggists.
HES ( HALT gITIERS CO, RHasH, RsA
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

The Sultan of Morocco keeps his COCO
wives in Fee. That shows the advantage
of heiDg he. then. Ii he were Christian
gentleman had have to keep them in bon
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

'Does your husband get salary for tax
ing CD the collection in the church every
Sunday, Mrs. DeaconP well, not exac =
~, but never need to buy any buttons for
the childrens clothes"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1886-11-11

TIRE estimated value of the grind
stone product of the United States for
1885 was $500, ZOO.
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Frog legs are said TO be unusually high
this year. They always we're on the jump