The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1886-09-26
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PhiIadeIphia no longer reads its title
clear. Charleston has become the Quaker
City, Mail and Express.
Tbere con M longer no anv cooept ZOO
- s..oIs:as,s, -;y, SI5s:~.s
SUI loi opJeCtipg W any ONES designating
Lieutenant Hem as 'sLeft-anant' Hem.
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aPa, satu littie nVo-yeai -ofu, polut-
ins - SulAsy goooie ss; -, uI'an siouud
~ 9 osnooi yolu, on snes sn neu-noSeu
cnisAen y. an awiui Wy uus''e'
A pnyslofogist says that mo mans body
is as strong as bis appetite. This ex-
plans why tramp Can eat bigger pile
Of yictuals IN day than he can saw wood.
Carpet sweepers for everybody; Gold Medal
great VARIETY at MOOD Menaahs houssfurnshipa
store. 1873 Newark avenue.
Flake Whyte and the Princess of Mar
gate were sailing in little boat together
and she said Are we running before the
wind, now, FIake?' mo. nv darling. .
said he, "our boat is hugging the shore.
"Ahp she exclaimed, what a beautiful
examnle we have here"
John Bull near you nave Beaten the
English Yacht Galatea?"
Brother Jonathan Yes. street you will
IdfC w SCt UP carly III tut uOTuluR IL you
want to make crafts that will beat ouIs."
well, Brother Jonathan, if my navy
was like yours, I'd cultivate speed, too"
At Norris's, the peoples tailor. gentlemen fnd
the best line Of suitings perfect fitting garment
lutely the lowest prices that can be found sny.
where. These are facts your own observation will
sups1aniate. montgomery street
Yes" said the artist, photography of
late years has made wonderful strides. II
has got SO now that photographs can be
taken at night. "You astonish me" said
the arlists irienu. its TACT, though,
continued the artist sadly; somebody got
into nv shop last night and took all the
photographs had. II Harper's Bazaar.
Customer lin BARRIERS cha,r)-W ere Won
ever butcher?
Barber-No. sir. But nv ladder vas q
butcher by dot Washington market. He
vas goot butcher.
Customer have inherited his tal-
ent. Only onde over. please.-[Life.
Always natron;ze home industry pa.ron;u.
your tailor in Jersey City if you desire better salts
factiod than can be obtained elsewhere. Goods
Mntgonarv ssraly euAlan'eeo a. "eininahn 10
Judge ITO prlsoner)-daye you some
thing 70 add for your defensef
=, Frlsoner-fes Judge, desire to have
me new law appieo 70 me.
Judge uon understand you.
Frisoner-i asked 70 pc expel ed from
the country. am an orleans prince.
Young Housekeeper Ito Clerk) Have
you small hand bellows for blowing the
hreY
Clerk-Something like that, madam?
Younc Housekeener-Ye that will do
If you will fill it with wind and put cork
in the end, III take it with me.
Paints of all kinds. mixed and unmixed ready
for use in the house. Gel it from Wood / Men
agh' lSS Newark avenue.
Il heard that somebody in this crowd
said was liar, clustered Fourth ward
puily, rs ne approached lot o. men he
.nougnG ne knew. hlch OF you was
II! II was me, reckon, quietly re-
marked Swapping stranger nom up the
creek, as ne whipped Oh his coat ana pro-
ceeded TO roll up MS sleeves. That's all
right! continued the Fourth Warder,
heep on yo,ir ciotnes. diant say IL
"asn = ui0
The top notch of al, the Gold Medal carpet
sweepers: Wood Il Menagh, 1913 Newark avenue,
are ,ne soie agents m Jersey cry.
CustomeI--l say, Mr. Baroer, l don't
near your scissors els at WORK on my aalr
oarpet-- mere 5 very iit1ie hair on your
nead.
customer hae makes no olIerence.
l pay my money ana want you 10 rattle
tne scissors on she Daia place just the
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i nnS ana ,be1n Woo I'D AZ ioun s
Newark avenue - 49,
The DanvilIe Rreeze tells of vonno
vomsn r;d;nc with vo,,ng man and a1
cls;mine at the sioht If two calves. a0h
soc Ihose two litf]a cowlats,S ..you orc
mistaken" said the young man; those
are not cowlets. but bullets.
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