Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1886-01-21
BRIGHT BITS.

TIE sectional line that the South would
probably favor now would be ono that could
Keep the cold waves out .-PAllddsfph1G
Tunes.
~ AVIATION PHILOSOPHY FOR EpIToRs.-
yer Ken make mo- enemies by doing IaNorS
den yer ken by refu-in' 'em. Ell yer wants er
pus7oh ter nate yer put hun un 'er Obergatlon5
ter Ner.-A rkdtsGiO Tracehr.
STUDYING the prevaleutcraze: Policeman
You have been standing here for an hour ;
move on.n
Absent minded Chess Player-"Beg par
don, SIR. IT'S your move. ~ The ./4dge.
FIRST DEFECTIVE" How were things up at
the Murray Hfl bail last night:"
second Detectve-''Slow. ! only caught
one gent stedlln' diamonds, an they compro-
ms The mater on account OF his family. ~
til Bits.
NEXT DOOR" said a dapper clerk in an
Albany furnishing shop 10 4 iat-necked stone
cutter VINO asked for Il l8-InCh collar. The
fat-necked mar backed out OF the next door
ia hurry when he found that 1t was har
ness shop rg1s.
ION, mamma, what do you think?
Johnuy " ikInson has asked me to marry
him when he grows up!' We'll, what did
you tell hims' 81 said I'd have to wait untn
! saw he moustache 10 know whether | really
loved him. - Puck.
A LITTLE FELLOW of four years went to
hlacksmitn's To see his fathers horse shod, and
was watching closely the work Of the shoelng
me pldcESinltn began to pare the horse nOOI
and thinking tins was wrong, the little boy
said. earnestly: My pa DON'T want his horse
made any smaller. "-HIrttord Times.
As a CENTRAL TRAIN was pulling ont Of
PALMYRA New YORK. beer brewer said to the
conductor;
''What kind of vines are those, conductor:
| have nohced great many of them since
eavjng Batavia
Hop vines, SAID the conductor.-Ee York
Ssn.
SMALL Boy-"A cents worth of peanuts.
aunty." Aunty-"Arrahi he of wId We.
Dye think rs meself that would he afther
5eliIn cents worth of peanBts?'
Small Boy around the cornerJ-"Gmae a
cent = worth OF peanuts, GariOaldi.7
GariDalIb-''Si, sighnOr vera gOOda peanut,
frcsna roasta. - Exchange.
"PRoF." DALE. of Biughamton. n. Y, re-
Gently "broke the worlds record by swing
ing Indian cubs four hours and fifty minutes
y young man IA this town swung Indian clubs
M ms mothers parlor few days ago, and
although he didn't break the worlds record,
he broke nearly everything else IN she ROOM
including the chandelier, mantel ornaments.
TWO plaques, a statuotte OF Minerva, his own
head. and one Of the commandments. If the
WORLDS record had been within reach of his
clubs, he would have broken that to- Nor
riSt030R HerGtd.
TIE M0sT DREADFUL Was It's Untruth: 81
had eilul dream las nght," said Mandy
Johnsng, colored, to Matilda SNOWFALL, also
colOred.
''What did yer dream, Mandy2"
Il dreamed dat my husband died from ap-
plepleNy."
OATS muffin. We must all die some of desc
lays
''Ycs; but hain't tole yer der wust part ob
my dream When | woke up he wasn't dead
lead at all. He was out IN de yard sawln'
wood
Den hit was dreful fur a fac'."-Loui8rille
Times
WHAT SHE FFARED-"T understand. Mr..
ofl-v said Miss Muffin, ''that you play the
violin"
well, yes, Miss Muffin, I-a-try to play
The NiOliu.n
That's what heard. You see, Mr.. Softley,
we are going to have a little soclable at our
mouse next Thursday evening. | wanted to
invite YOU, but ma-she is so very anxious not
10 give anybody any trouble-ma was afraid
that"
''Oh. no trouble at all, assure YOU, Miss
Muffin " eagerly Interposed SOftley. 1t viii
be positive pleasure to me TO bring ny
violin"
''Y-e-s-that's what ma was afraid of -
brakes MGgIstDe.