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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
Just Like Ordinary Men,

WAS amused yesterday by the story of
policeman who was sent to the opera
one night last week, and who stood for a
time III the corridor near two famous
millionaires.
"When seen them two faces" he said,
with rather AL awe-stricken face, (which
the same havin' been made familiar to me
by the illustrated papers for years back,
my knees nearly shook themselves out of
joint. You can't tell me anything about
some men not bein' greater than other
men. Like my cousin, who suddenly found
himself within three feet of the Prince of
Wales, durin' his visit to Dublin about q
year ago. The Prince looked at him care
less-Gke, and me cousin turned pale.
Then the Prince smiled very quiet and
pleasant, and I'm blessed If me cousin
didn't fall down seven stone steps and
bust his right kneepan. There must be
something wrong with the kneepans of
my family anyhow. When them two
millionaires stopped in front Of me at the
operay the other night looked at their
two faces, and felt the front part OF my
knees Jogging around like the tin vent,la-
tors in the station-house windows. says
to myself. Here's hundreds of millions
within two foot Of my nose, an / can't
win a nickel of it, The two mil
eliol,aires stopped and one Of tfen
says careless-like, damp night The
other looked kinder tired, an then ht
said he knew the storm was comm on @
week back, because he always had pecu
liar feelin' III his bones few days afore {
storm began. The other one capped {
little, and said 1T must be pretty valu-
uble to be able to foretell the weathe,
that way Which the other returned the
remark that it would be d good dea
more valuable to foretell the stock mar.
ket~ IAN both Of them laughed jist as
easy and natural-like," continued thu
policeman, with impressive earnestness
rs he waved his hand gently, "as though
they were ordinary men. Everybody wo1
passed stopped and looked back at them
and one Of them turned and half looked
at me in the most friendly way you kin
Imagine, just as much as to say, though
wasn't noth1n' but an every day copper
was just as welcome to their little jok
as though l had two hundred and fifty
five millions.--(S San Francisco Argonaut.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

st. Paul Labor Echo: 'The Roller
Mill company has been organized in
Duluth. Duluth is destined to eventually
become great milling center. and the
thought will be hailed with ~hel1ght by
the farmers throughout the state. Such
an event woa'd take monopoly of the
milling business out Of the hands of the
Millers Association of Minneapolis and
open up competition in the wheat
market at home. AS result the
farmers would get better price for
their grain and the Minneapolis mil]ers
would do less gambling in the Chicago
wheat market.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
Remedial Office Of Laughter.

The interaction of mind and body In
disease, is we'll set forth by Or. Hacker,
OF Leipsic, who states that tickling, which
he styles a variable, inter1nitten excite
ment of the nerves of the skin, produces
irritation Of the sympathetic nerves, with
the result of IN expansion Of the pulpil
and contraction of the blood vessels, and
that the Consequent diminution Of pressure
On the brain, permeated with blood vessels,
b SO considerable az not to be without
danger; that powerful expiration operates
against such diminutfon Of pressure, and
therefore laughter, which ;is simply inter-
mittent forced movements of expiration,
Is decided remedy for the eSeffects of*tick-
ling. r
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Brainerd Tribune: That the Grow
Wing County Fair this year will eclipse
any former fair is foregone conclusion.
The officers Of the society are working
hard on the premium list, and propose
20 offer great inducements to all resi-
dents Of the county, aud others. 10 make
a grand display. The fair gtounds will
be put in excellent. shape, new buildings
will be erected and every facility made
to convey our citizens to the grounds.
The fair will be held about the middle of
September, the date being announced
later. Our citizens generally should take
hold of this matter and assist the society
all they can.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Inspector General King, who has Just
made bis report on the condition of The
militia, ADVISES the state to supply the
members of the national guard with
uniforms, armories, and exempt them
from road tax. Many eastern states
already do This, and the pubic is gener-
ally favorable to a more liberal support
of the state militia.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

In their convention held last week the
Vermont Republicans nominated their
present lieutenan, governor for governor.
1t is good example for MInn esota
Republicans to follow.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
Aniline Color Poiso ming.

A writer in Ieipstc Journal considers
the aniline oolors as rule poisonous in
their action upon the skin as has been
established In regard to coraline, In spite
of all denials He indorses the recon-
meutlation that woolen garments colorAd
with aniline dies should not be worn next
to the skin, and approves, as test for
theae colors, the plan Of heating u portion
Of the wool to boiling, In test tubs,
with ninety per cent of alcohol, and, II the
latter acquires red, violet, or violet-hlue
tint the colorin1 matter is suspicious.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Duluth docs not get much sympathy
in her fight against Knute Nelson. 1t
will not be long before Fergus Falls and
Crookston will be kicking. and in two
years another hard fight in this district
may he expected.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

The subscription price Of the Pioneer
Press has been reduced to $S per year for
the daily and $40 for the daily and
Sunday, 1t is cheap price for the best
newspaper in the Northwest. =.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

On account Of differences with their
employers, the Minneapolis street car
DRYERS struck and prevented any cars
from running 90 Monday: Matters are
peacefully arranged and the cars are
running again.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Burglars recently entered Bishop
Seidenbusch's residence at st. Cloud and
stole gold cross, chain and ring, valued
at $3.50. Part Of the property has been
recovered from St. Paul pawn shop
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

r. &. Dunn, Of the Princeton Union,
wants to sell ont, and says he is heartily
sick and tired Of puhlishirga country
newspaper. No regrets if you go, Bob.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

The present congress is unfavorab]e to
revision Of the tariff laws, and a
motion to consider the Morrison bill has
been defeated.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
ought, 10 20 on Somewhere.

ought: to 20 on Somewhere.
Patient: Oh, doctor, I can't get any
rest at all My eyes WON'T close at night
and can't sleep.
Doctor: Iguess we'n fix you up all right
Before you retire at night put your feet
In hot water It is very efficacious.
Patient: Yes but confpund it all, II
isn't my feet that won't sleep; it's my
head.
: Doctor: oh, well, soak your head!-.-
rid Bits "a
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

One; Of Gilman q strongest points this
year is the general belief that he will be
the next governor of Minnesota.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

The grand raj lv of Minnesota Demo.
Gratis who are opposed to the Kelly
Doran crowd will he held in St. Paul on
Thursday next, July 1.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

The Evening Journal is conducting a
crusade against the assigaation houses in
Minneapolis. 49, ~ r.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

The Chicago anarchists are now on
trial for last Mays riotiDg and bomb
fhrOWinr- ... .E*
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

President Cleveland vetoed fifteen
private tension bills on Monday.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Gladstone has opened the campaign
for the new parliament with vigorous
speeches In Scotland. . MI 60,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

United States Marshal. Campbell has
appointed c. d. Maginnis Of. Morris a!
deputy. st is good appointment.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
A Journalisttc Joke.

~ kz3A Journalistic j Joke -
The Sod House Is the name of q paper
published at Cimerron, Kan, and Chicago
has new paper called The Hog. Il would
be just like some mean rival to start a
paper called The Pen, and then brag that
1he Pm Is hmightier than The Hog. And
then Il would 30 Just like them both to
consolidate under the name Of The Hog
Pen .Ss .*.#.g i,
.sy Efanap Plilesephy.s ~ n {.
s..s.I am. d hilosoph pher, Z, said 4 tramp to q
gentleuaan. .he met OF the street. 7
s1Aru yony s
yes sT, ] is !, q,
.tNever yOu mind. q = interrupted the
tramp 81 ain't begging but my PHI
1osophyis 9 Plenty OF sleepa mig ght,g aud an
abundance Of rest during the day
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Passenger tickets from st, Paul to
Chicago are now only $3. 1. 1%s:.f r
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

Congressman Gilfllan Of. Minneapolis
thinks be is entitled to another term.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25

} A revolt against the Spanish throne is
feared. ! 4s 14s;:5S III
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1886-06-25
/. Cheaaeo ont Of his Dues

Gentlernl the world owes every
man . hvipe, g you say, why don't yon
collect yours ~
@ TramD caFsse q: &. The rsersst9 has,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-10-13

Correct Commercial Principles Indispens-
able to Agricultural Success.
81 don't need a business education,
for | never expect to be anything but a
farmer" This is a common express
sion, and most unfortunate because it
is false view, both of business edu-
cation and the requirements of correct
farming. If any business on earth de-
mands method, system and the appli-
cation of correct business principles,
that business is farming. Of course
we do not mean by this that every
farmer should keep complicated set
of books, and have an Office equipped
with all the modern conve niences, but
we do claim that SO far as it goes his
business should be as much regulated
by correct system as that of large
commercial house. A farmer is both
a manufacturer and a merchant, and
the good results of the manufacturer
can be destroyed by the bad methods
of the merchant. To secure good
crops is one thing; to get them con-
verified into the greatest amount of
cash is another. There are more fail
ures produced by bad management than
poor crops. A poor crop this year may
be remedied by the results of next
year, but bad methods entail con-
tinuous failures. Business education
inculcates system, order and method,
and does away with the guess work,
hap-hazard plan which is valuable and
instructive only in affording the study
of lawful examples" We want more
business farming and we shall get it
only by educating for it. Scotland
has been described ''a splendid coun-
try to emigrate from, and the average
farmer boy regards farming as excel
lent work to avoid. If he has brains
and energy he thinks they will be
wasted on farm. He is mistaken, OF
course, but bad methods have given
him this impression, which time, study
and experience may eradicate. Farm
ers are themselves to blame for the low
esteem in which their business is held,
and their eyes should be opened to this
fact. They need more truth and less
taffy.- Western PlO2Unaa7.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-10-13
M!zzzsa
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owns aid operates nearly 5000 miles of tht
Inghly equipped road in Illinois, WiscoDsi
Iowa. Missouri, Minnesota and Dakota.
1t is the Best Direct Route betwee
all principal points iii the Northwes
Southwest and Far West.
For maps, time tables. rates of passage az
freight, etc. apply to the nearest station agent
the CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE e. ST. PAUL RAILwAS
or to any Railroad Agent anywhere in tt
World.
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GenI Manager. Gen. Pass. e. Ticket Ac
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Asst. Gen'l. Man. ASST Gen'l Pass. & Tiki Az
MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN.
RE@For notices III reference to Special ExcU
s1ons. changes of time. and other items Oh =
estin connection with the Chicago, MilwadT
d ST Paul Railway, please refer to the local C
umns OF this paper.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-10-13
The Earthquake of E8lI-I8I2.

In the southeastern part of Missouri,
the country, which was once capable
of cultivation, became, after the earth
quake of 1811-12, marshy. This dis
trict contains, on estimate, 1877, 2S7
acres, and extends south from the
neighborhood of Cape Girardeau into
the northern portion of Arkansas, a
distance in Missouri alone of 108 miles,
and westwardly as far as the river St.
Francis. The land is well located as
regards facilities for transport,
and the greater portion can be and at
some not very distant period will be
reclaimed. The probable
cost of reclamation is estimated at one
million of dollars. -DeBoU's United
States.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-10-13
SCrOfuIa

Is one of the most fatal scourges which
aff1ict mankind. 1t is often inherited, but
may be the result of improper vaccination,
mercurial poisoning, uncleanliness, and
various other causes. Chronic Sores,
Ulcers, Assesses, CancerouS Humors,
and, in some cases, Emaciation, and Con-
sumption, result from scrofulous condi-
cured by the use Of Ayers Sarsaparilla.
inherited scrofulous condition of the
blood, which caused arrangement of my
whole system. After taking less than
four bottles of Ayers Sarsaparilla am
Entirely Cured
and, for the past year, have not found it
necessary to use any medicine whatever.
/ am now in better health, and stronger,
than ever before. %. A. Willard, 218
fremont ST., Boston, Mass.
was troubled with Scrofulous Sores
for five years; but, after using few
bottles of Ayers Sarsaparilla, the sores
healed, and / have now good health
Elizabeth Warnock, 81 Appleton street,
Lowell, Mass.
Some months ago was troubled with
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was badly swollen and infiamed, and the
sores discharged large quantities of often
sive matter. Every remedy failed, until
l used Ayers sarsaparilla. By taking
three bottles of this medicine the sores
have been entirely healed, and my health
is fully restored. / am grateful for the
good this medicine has done me. - Mrs.
Ann O'Brian, 1853 Sullivan St., New York.
Ayers S arsapariIIa,
Prepared by DR.. J, c. Aver Co., Lowell, Macs.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, $5.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1886-10-13

"A citizen of Schley County, Ga,
shingles his own hair, and does it as
well MS the most skillful barber.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-05-02

opening Of n. A. Gardner's New
Establishment.

For several years past the ice cream
and candy establishment OF 7. A. Gard
ner, No. go North Main street, has
been fayorite resort for the people OF
Los Angeles. Always cool end inviting
in summer time, the rooms Of Mr.. Gard
ner during the ice cream season have
frequently been insufficient to accom-
modate the crowds who appreciate the
frozen luxury. In addition, Gardeners
candies have become almost a household
word. He has always employed the
best of white labor, and being thor.
oughiy experienced in the business, it Is
not strange that he has prospered. But
II has been apparent to Mr.. Gardner for
some time that in his old quarters he
lack ed the necessary facilities for his
growing business. He accordingly de.
tefmined to make other arrangements
and short time since leased the store
at No. IL North Spring street, the next
door north OF the postoffice. He has
had force Of workmen busy for several
days, and tomorrow will open the
neatest and most attractive ice
cream parlors and candy store
in the city. The apartment in
lIOnt has bttH hduubOHelJ utuOfaiou
with paper, and the floor carpeted. The
rooms are lighted with gas. All the
arrangements are perfect, and it is safe
to predict that from the opening he will
have a fine run of custom. His ice cream
will be manufactured in the house, and
those who have tried it in the past know
that IL cannot be surpassed. He will
also furnish water ices. Having largely
increased his facilities this year he will
be prepared to supply families with ice
cream in quantities desired, and at very
reasonable prices. The candy making
department will, as heretofore, be a per.
manent feature of his business. His
speciality is pure, homemade candies.
All of the work is done under his super.
vision and only the best materials used.
He will also keep ON hand a stock of the
finest imported candies.
Mr.. Gardner is fortunate in his new
location, which is central and in every
way adapted to the business. His old
patrons will be pleased 10 learn of these
signs of prosperity aud, doubtless. the
coming Summer his elegant parlors will
be visited and appreciated by thousands.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-05-02
SUMNER STYLES.
some Facts OF Interest TO Gentie-
men.

A repol ter Of the HERALD yesterday
visited the elegant new store ct " North
Spring street, opposite the Court House,
lately opened by the merchant tailors,
Dillman 4 win. Mr.. Jacob Will, OF the
firm, enjoys the reputation Of being one
the most expert cutters on the coast,
being ranked at the head OF his probes.
sion in The largest establishments OF
New York and Cleveland. Mr.. Chas.
Dillman has been a resident here for
some time, and ID well known. He was
for thirteen years in the business OF
manufacturing Of WOODEN cloth. Ii Will
therefore be seen that both gentlemen
are thoroughly practical aud the COM
bination is particularly good one.
Everybody wants stylish, well-ftting
clothing, and it is matter OF considera-
BILE interest to gentlemen to learn what
the latest fashions are. MIR. Will, from
his long experience and special facilities
for obtaining information, is well posted
and by request of the reporter made the
following statement of summer styles:
"For a walking suit, said he, "the
latest thing is Prince Albert coat with
rolling collar to bottom, wide vest and
frencn "ors'eu pa"'A no., d 70
makes u very he s SUI. anu -. -
Jus. ehe tnins ~. ~ ," sn,r h "V@,
announcer Iash'ohayio ooa' 10 ~ 'o, D aIu
cu'awSy M'en ,om's "a aa,, st,,i;ab
a Roou summer s ~. voa' IN, an s @ .",
ror ,un u'es U.s., '"o 80 10. 81 h,anL Eronoh
swniiow.ai' ooa' ..;t,, III anS A. III,
proau1,o'i' ''neu "''" '''"' """ ''o' 'A"
Pam.s' a.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-05-02

Sig Farini's opera season commences
Friday evening with Martha, complete,
and with positive assurance of grand
success. Saturday matinee the opera will
be repeated, aud Saturday evening II
Trovatore with splendid costumes and
all scenic effects, with Mrs. Gilbert
Farini, Miss Ida Wiseman Mr.. Auerbach
aud Lander in the title role will be rem
dered. Sig. Farini deserves the highest
credit and encouragement of the public,
and we don't doubt for one moment that
he will have crowded houses. We have
never had an artist of his ability in our
midst and we must keep him here. He
will take short vacation for the Sum.
mer and then return in October TO re-
sumo his immense successfully work. Our
singers have to thank him to-day for the
high rank they now occupy, and the
great undertaking of these coming opera
performances prove the Signor's ambi.
ton and the ability of his pupils. The
tickets are selling rapidly, and we advise
every one TO secure their seats the first
thing on Thursday morning, us we an.
ticipate crowded houses.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-05-02
The Gable Road Tract and
GaryanZO.s

There Is an active demand for lots in
the Cable Road Tract, on the Temple
street extension described in last Sun
days HERALD. Remember, six elegant
cottages will be erected, and every pur.
chaser of lot has chance to secure
one. The location is the best iu the
city--no malaria, fine mountain water,
and beautiful scenery. The work of
grading the streets will be commenced
in q few weeks. The construction of
the cottages will be commenced as soon
as the new hotel at Garvanzo is com.
peted; when the workmen will be
transferred to the Cable Road Tract.
Do not miss the opportunity to secure
one of these beautiful lots. The books
are now open at the Office of Rogers,
Booth h Co., 1871 North Main street.
The same firm is handling the Gar
vanzo Tract, and lots are being rapidly
disposed Of there. The firm has sold
over 81 200 worth of this property a day
during the past week. Like Pasadena
property, it is fast approaching in
value
Los Angeles daily herald., 1886-05-02

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ffee ilue w ."o "u"o"'" i'so''
LIQUID Bread cures dyspepsia.
Tansill's Punch Cigars At p. o. Cigar Store
Go to DR.. Baldwin, dentist, Widney Block
buy a lot IN the Hubbard Tract before the,
are ali gone.
Some new rooms nov readv nj Iron sul
-. u..-t,as
Tn. ,,n,,',,,n 4. Aha att. ..,, .a,.. a.,
-.,',', ~
ektlhguthef
Pillow sham holders only N cents at 27l
North Main street.
Dr. Williams, specialist In diseases OF this
head throat and obcst
, ,p.o =,
Try biqu'u breau' f. o. "h'toh @ 20" "
Requena street. agents.