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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31
GRGATENGLISH RRHBDY

-ss2sts i g never-faiiing cure
esgr.e : csss for Nervous Debility
49,, $500 Exh listed Vitality,
SzaT L y %.&S Seminal Weakness
i$E = S,.S4i ny Spermatorrhna, Lost
ri ". lf1 Banb hood, impotency
ESl1l .2&al - Paralysis, and all the
st[9E = go IS terrible Effects Of self
NJ q Ssss-- ~ et.sN abuse, youthful fOiliea
&zsA X! q FEsSSSl :. Is and excuses ID mature
kssSfrxszsszI zszSNtse%Ei yoars-sGch as less oil
tsscs5S >; -y7.g 'lfs.3 N m II, I.assitude
sssslss y 2 81 Nocturnal Emissions
Aversion to Society, DmneSs of Vision, Noises
in the Head; the vial fluid passing unobserved
in the urine, and many Other diseases that lead
to insanity and death.
DIR. MINTIE who is a regular physician
graduate Ofthe University of pcDnsylvenia) viii
agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for n
case Ofthis kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE
(under his special advice and treatinent), viii
net cure, or for anything impure or injurious
fsund in it. DIR. MENTIE treats all Private
Diseases successfully without mercury. Con-
sultation Free. Thorough examination and
advice, including analysis OF urine, go Price
Vital Restorative, 81 90 a bottle, CT four
times the quantity, 30; sent to any address
upon receipt of price, or C. o. D., secured from
observation, ana in private name, If taesire6, by
A. e. mINTIE, NJ. d., No. IL Kearny
street, san FraBcisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
VIII be sent to any one applying by letter, stat
Ing symptoms, sex and age Strict secrecy and
regard to all business transactions.
DIR. MJNTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NE
PHRETICUM, cures gil kinds of Kidney ano
Bladder Complaints, Gonorrhaa, elect, Leucorr.
hoea- For sale by all Druggists; 81 a bottle si1
bottles for IS.
DIR. MJNTIE's DANDELION PILLS ara
the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and
BILIOUS cure IN the market. For sale by sll
KIRK, GEARY & CO., Sacramento, Wholesale
Agents. ny9-4p1y &o6w1y
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31
PURCHASE
o.
SACRAMENTO CITY COUPONS

rryHE BOARD OF COMMISSIONERS OF THE
Funded Debt Sinking Fund of the city OF
Sacramento hereby give notice that they will
nav for coupons cut from Sacramento City
Bonds, funded under the Acts OF 1883 and 1864.
the following prices, TO wit: Coupons of 1876,
which were registered January /, 1875, 80 per
and 1877 IS cents; for coupons OF 1879, 50 cents;
of 1879, 81 cents; of 1850, ~ cents; OF 1881, "a
cents Of 1882 20 cents of 1883 6S cents; of 1884,
81 cents of 1855, SO cents; OF 1886, 90 cents; oi
1887, So cents.
Lsento California.
H. o. BEATTY
CHAS, &. PASSCSS.j
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EMIGRANr GAP, August 3Oth.-A fire
started yesterday at P. NJ. near No. y
woodshed, between the main track and sid
ing. All the available force of the S. p.
Company, including the fire train from the
Summit, and the shed carpenters, worked
to 10 P. NJ. Returning, Frank Gaspar, the
brakeman of the Summit fire train, was
knocked off and seriously hurt on the head
| by loose brace. AT II NJ. to- day it was
again called out by a fire at the same place
which was put out.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31

W.H. BALDWIN, NJ. ID.
NFFICE-NORTHEAsT CORNER SECOND
and streets. Office open day and night.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31
AN ANGEL OF MERCT,

1t is absolutely safe cure for all female
weaknesses, including lcucorrhna, irregular and
painful meGstruation, Inflammation and Ulcera-
ton OF the womb, flooding, prolapsus uteu, etc
1t contains no substance that is harmful Is
SAFE and sure.
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CHAS. r. PARSONS,
skCRAT5FNTO, CAE. e
ONLY $50 ACRES

EeuialnpG Unsuld OF the Hickey Tract.
Two Niles East Of ;IDOmis, Surveyed and
subdiyided inr9 20-aore tracts.
THE SOIL IS DEEP AND RICH Is MOSTLY
cleared, which alone costs from S15 to $50
per acre consequently adding that amount TO
these lands, aside from time required in clear
ing, the land being ready to cultivate. That
portion uncleaTed has but little undeTbrush.
The wood will pay expense Of clearing. Mostly
level; No waste land; every acre can be utilized;
several springs in various parts OF the tract; all
can be brought under irrigation, the ditch i'd
Joining the land, although the trees in this Vi
entity do better without it, owing to the richness
OF the soil Price, $50 to $50 per acre, according
to choice. Terms, one third cash. deferred pay
meuts 81 pen cent. per anuum. Mr.. Thomas
Chatield, the owner, is always upon the land,
and viii take pleasure in taking the intending
purchaser 10 and from the depot at Loomis. The
earliest fruits this year were produced in this
vicinity.
Lands in all parts of Central and Northern
California Tor sale. Send fol Catalogue.
For further Dp rticuiarS aDDly to
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31

DR.. C. (. SIMMONS,
o1a ] STREET. OFFICE HOURS-9 TO ie;
AlL 2to i; 7toS.
DR.. SIMMONS, Jr.,
Oaioa uourp-11 IN 10. A to <. = tn & 4n;ru
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1886-08-31
Lan6ioFd Colony!
Lan6iOPd Colony
noH READY ZOE sETrLENaN

~ " ~-@-~- = z . = = VI :
Surveys Plans, Pamphlets having been
completed. this valuable Land is now
open to purchasers
TI1IE ATTENTION or ANY ONE CONTEM-
L plating The purchase Of home is part'cu-
lsrly called to the properly. A visit 10 this
property viii satisfy you that It Is al that it has
been sep.cseLted 10 be.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
F,nd,as On. the "cos, MARI"

Inter OCEAN Wan OF 3 imo'ss v
OF all the creatures on the face Of tha
earth the average clerk is the easiest 70
pun. The fact is thst man b from .
wholesale house seems to be 81 hcient
guarantee that he may safely Be told any
thing regarding prices and where goods
came from The moment the proprietor
went out the door the clerk stopped his
work. and for fifteen minutes he kept his
tongue wagging about cost Of goods aud
all he knew about them He was 20 10
cautious that l soon learned his cost
mark. aud then did not need to AK the
cost sfterward
How did l do ~ Bless you. Every
travelling man does it in spite of himself
For instance. pick up . box and notice
II Is marked 1. Y r., and ask the
clerk. while look at the revolver, what
did this coat.
He turns the box up 70 rec the mark,
and answers. a "a
This may be the truth. Or may not II
1t Ia. IL" isa and *" il s. and \
means repeat So BY and BY find .
box marked r l.. e.. and ask the cost
Of that lie answers. $1.2a ! am now
su.e that Is !. |. Is }. and X Is 5. and
can easily guess that A and are and 4.
BY finding boxes with other letters on.
and learning from the boy what the mark
b. I som have BLACK horse as the cost
mark In that store make . note Of this
IN nv trip book 80 that can use II when
! am here again. or whe our other man
b here.
My way now Is tolerably smooth II
he really needs goods the merchant will
be willing to order at prices paid before;
II he thinks he does not need anything
may tempt him to order by quoting prices
little under what he paid. In either
case am In good shape to make tight
for an order: thanks to the clerks loose
tongue and lack of sense
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
COULDN'T CONCEAL IT.
The Bride Tries Not tO Appear Bird
hut fails.

The Bride Tries Not to Appear Bridish
hut Fails.
Now remember, Charley, we are to do
nothing bridal" said a somewhat elderly
bride to her husband, as they boarded the
train. Il should die of modification If /
should be taken for bride. TIE, he-'
'.All right said Charley, I'm be care
full"
Later on Charley wadted to smoke, and
he entered the smoking car for that pur-
pose In the seat immediately back of the
couple sat an inquisitive old lady.
'dioing far?" she inquired, tickling the
brides ear with her breath.
ITO Montreal. Tc, he.' simpered the
bride.
''Travelin' for pleasure ?"
''Yes. ma'am TIE, he~
rs that man. who has gone 10 smoke,
your husband?"
.'Yes. TIE, her
Leave the children to homer"
What's that" demanded the bride.
Didn't you bring the children?'
I'VE have no children, maj 'am."
NO children?" repeated the old lady,
compassionafely. ..Praps they are dead?"
"Er-we've never had--er-any chill
dren, the bride answered, beginning 10 get
a little mad.
Never had no children? I've had seven,
an they're all growed up an married. Chill
dren is great comfort when they're well
brought up. But some people Is unfOrtinite
bout havin' children. There's my sister
Jane Ann. for instance, she's been married
as long Is you or me, an she amt never
had no children, am
Just here the husband returned from the
smoking-car. and, as he took his seat the
bride laid her head convulsively on his
shoulder and whispered:
Il guess it's no use, Charley; I'm sure
everybody will take us for bridal couple,
no matter what we do" And during the
rest of their wedding journey the bride took
precious care that everybody did.-Drake's
Travellers Magazine,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05


Paris Cor. Chtcss, Jonsaail
Joseph Meister 10 ~ Arst person IN
,,culated sgsinst. that b to say. cured. Of
hydropho6ia He has sealed Pasteur's
triumph in the struggle Of humanity
against death. Joseph Meister 10 aged y
yearA and 10 the son Of baker On the
lth Of July last he was going 70 school.
near the village Of Steigo. In AlsacA. along
q country road. - usual He was savsgely
attacked BY mad dog, the child made no
resistance but covered his face, mason
saw the struggle. and. with An Iron bar.
struck OF the brute The dog gained tts
home, and WAS shot BY its master - mad.
Its mouth was all foam. and In it, stomach
only straw and bits Of wood were found
Meister had fourteen tefribie bites. many
deep Into his thigh The mother washed
the wounds. doctor applied carbolic
acid. but urged the mother to proceed to
Paris and consult Pasteur She did
Pasteur was . prey 70 hope and fear: he
consulted the surgeons aud they advised
him not to hesitaie That evening at 8
O'Clock. the th Of July. the mother and
son were lodged in room on the labora
tory. and the first iniection Of vaccine
was made under the skin of the ribs.
This wss continued daily till the 18th Of
July. the vaccine employed being
stronger and stronger. fasteur confesses
he never slept during this period. 50 great
was his anxiety. On the 2.th OF uly
the lad returned home In the best Of
health. delighted with his presents Of
four cages containing rabbits. guinee
pigs and birds. tho recompense promised
him by Pasteur for his being good pa.
tient, and his playma:es during the ex.
pertinent. He writes constantly himself
TO Mr.. Pasteur. informing him that he
eats and sleeps we'll. and renewing his
thanks for having cured him In short
time Pasteur's laboratory will be In .
position to send the prepared vaccine to
foreig: doctors But those bitten BY
mad dogs. il possible. should como to
sris to be treated. the fes being nothing
Af ALL
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
ss.p u, s,,v.rc ce,aaes.

1t WAS argued b senator 1eck II favse' Of
silver thai t = VII @ buy y Pes cent; - ~ s
since gold viii buy % per ceat. more thea ssl-
ver-that IL, 20 per cent. more than In 18N-
springfield GLOBE Republic.
Where is II. may we inquire. that gold will
buy D per cent, more than silver Are ths
groceries In Springfield giving out more sugar
Tor gold dollar than for silver dollsry
They are not doing that way up here. gold
nothing mere.-Cieveisnd Plsin-Deaier.
Your point, Mr.. Plain Dealer, looks super
iiciaily Ms II it were well taken. But the
answer to your first question will show tina,
il Is MT.
Where is it." you ask. that gold will
buy 30 per cent more than silyers' And
we answer. right at the United-States mint.
Offer there the bullion that gOes to make
four gold dollars. and you will receive four
coined gold dollars for it. Offer the bullion
that goes to make five silver dollars, and you
will receive for il only the same four gold
dollars.
II is there that gold will buy 20 per cent.
more than silver. Its there that the swindle
lies. The government Is the swindler.
1t Is true that a gold dOllar-if there were
any gold dollars in circulation-wouldb buy
no more at the grocer's at present than a
silver dollar. But let gold circulate q
freely as silver, along with silver. and II
would begin t. be boarded and he at q
premium within q month.
Indeed. the fact that II Is not in circula-
tion goes to show that il is already In few
hands, held for the speculative prospect
which the vast accumulatiOns Of dead and
depreciating silver dollars promise. The
government Is doing the gambling now with
gold and silver. But let this gambling once
be begun In Wall street by the unofficial
gamblers. and it will soon be seen whether
gold dollar will buy nothing more than q
silver dollar at the grocer's.
This foOlery of paying gold for silver
bullion to mint and pile away In the gov
ernmenf vaults at the rate Of $4,000. 900 .
month is craze more stupendous than the
insanity of the irredeemable greenback.
That did not pretend TO any basis of in
trinsic value. This pretends to be the Writ
ne Of metal: whereas II is government
swindling run by half dozen private silver
mines.
And yet we are, rs at present advised, a
silverits. But enough Is enough. Stop the
coinage.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
A Place for Everytaiag,

An eastern man in Dakota said to a citi-
zen:
lis this Mr.. Bulge?"
1T is, said the citizen, susPiciously.
The eastern man put his hand in his
pocket and Immediately the cold muzzle Of
a revolver was pressed against his nose.
None of that- shouted Mr.. Bulge.
Throw up your hands! Eve got the drop On
you"
Il w-w-was only g-going to offer y-you
my b-b-blsiness card" said the frightened
stranger; I'm from Boston.
Then | beg your psraso, . apstse1ed
Mr.. Bulge. lowering his pistol; hut when
you arr in Dakota. stranger, y0u should
never carry cards in your hip pocket. New
York Times. -sev
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05

But first It may not be amiss TO remark
here that the two principal reasons Why
the manufacture Of lrish Nneas continues
and survives up TO the present time, arc
firsi. the soil in certain portions OF Ireland
Possesses the qualities which render Il
specially adapted to the growing of fiax.
and secondly. prior to the application Of
chemicals In the bleaching process. when
linens were solely baeached by bsing
spread out ON ths gras and sprinklod
from time 70 time With water. Il wss
found BY experience that whereas linen
In Ireland would bleach out perfectly
white. the same result could not b ss-
,ainea in either England or Scotland The
water used in sprinkliog In the two latter
Countries held certain substances In solu.
ton. notably iron. which tinged the
fabric and precluded either from compel
ing with Ireland in bleached goodA
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
Getting Localities AGixed.

Il say, DOCTOR said citizen, do you
know how Jim Bullard is getting on since
he left town."
.'Jim was shot and killed, poor fellow.
only last week"
lis it possible.' exclaimed the shocked
citizen: where was he shot"
I'm the lumbar region. believe"
''In the lumber region? Why, under
stood that Jim had gone to the oil region.
New York Times.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
BLOOD

ls the life, and he 10 wise who remembers Il. But
In March Of last year Qssl, I contracted blood
poison, and being In savannah, Ga, at the time.
went int the hospital there for treatment I
suAere' very much from Rheumatism st the same
time. l did not get we'll under the Treatment
there, nor ~ curel BY any of the usual means.
have nos ken seven bottles Of Swiit's specific
and AN spund and we'll. II drove the poison out
through boiis on the skin. DAN LkAHY.
Jersey CITY, h. j., Aug. ]. Issh
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
MISSING LINKS.

This IL the season al the yeAr
When men swear on from wine and beer;
Cigars they also do include
Among the things to be eschewed.
They freely vow 70 shun the clubs,
And stay at home to mind the cubs.
At church they even mxy he seen,
As solemn As q reverend dean.
Their happy wives are by their side,
Whose hearts are filled with honest pride.
Deluded creatures; Don't they know
Twill only be week or so
TIL these same men with tangled feet
VIII walk unsteady up the street;
Will take the gns lamp for the moon,
And wonder why IL rose 30 soon:
Will pull the door, knob or the bell,
And to their wives great nbs will telly
Such things. fear. will hap to some,
And will till the millen-ni-um.
From the Harleian MSS. In the British
Museum. copied from weather Proverbs::'
Il Christmas Day on Friday be.
The nrst Of winter hard shall be.
With frost and snow, and with great Hood
But the end thereof IL shall be good.
The republican majority in the house will
please rise and sing the following madrigal.
Director Entrekin will swing the baton:
Ten little Daltonites.
sitting In row;
The question before the house 10,
Where shall thev 90!
Unless Minneapolis can soon get up fire
equal to Detroit's. her prestige will speedily
depart.
The Hog is the name Of new Chicago
paper Prince Bismarck is expected e
send in = club.
Miss Gladstone Is 10 marry clergyman.
Her father has some throat disease. and she
thinks perhaps in this way she can carate.
The metric system Of weights and meas
ures was adopted enthusiastically in many
lal,orstOries when first introduced: but is
now said to he rapidly losing ground.
The hymn In some of the books used In
the Presbyterian church beginning
When through the torn sail the wild tempest
Is isstreaming.
is ascribed in those books to Heber II was
written by Francis Key, author OF The
Star Spangled Banner"
A large pump has been at work In the
Grand Central mine at Tombstone, A. T.,
without diminishing the water in the lower
levels for the last three months. 1t has just
been discovered that the water pumped out
found its WAY back into the mine and was
simply being handled over and over again.
Private John Burke. who has Just been
discharged from the Suffolk regiment, is
supposed to have been the Oldest soldier In
the British army. having enlisted In lS47.
He had six good conduct stripes, and was
refused the seventh on the ground that six
was the maximum number allowed. He
had served In the Crimean and Indian mu-
tiny campaigns, and also in China and AT.
ghanistan.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
POISON

had produced great holes In my bArk and chest,
and had removed all the hair Oh my head, yet
began to improve In . weeks time, and the sores
began to heal, and were entirely gone insids Of
ei ii vesks WILL JONES,
Porter Union Pass. Depot
0s,o. Texas, July Is, 1855.
Treatise On Blood and Skin Diseases mailed fres.
The swift specific Co., Drawer 8, Atlanta,
Ga, n. r.. Isl ". I'D st.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
New style - Pavisg Bioeka.

The new style Of paving block is com
posed Of . hollow iron shell filled with
any desired concrete. the ahells being
arched underneath. and for street paving
are four inches wide aid from ten 70
twelve inches long. The blocks. or flied
shells, are laid sgainst each other upon
the prepared roadbed. and the form Of
the bottom compacts the sand underneath,
making the whole structure very firm and
solid The surface Of street psved with
these blocks would be about q smooth q
If paved with asphalt
How 6nsh ssiliinss siftsd Matter.
4 correspondent writes to The Pail
Mall Gazette about josh Billings He
says: He told me that most Of his
writing was done st odd timeA When.
ever . thought struck him he would jot
It down: then from hundred such dis.
joiDted sentences be would sift. and Gull,
and correct until i've or six remained Il
was this boiling down. together with his
wide knowledge Of human nature. Rained
BY hard knocks against the world. that
gave his writings that pithy wisdom
which was their real value and charm
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05

Some one has es,;m.ted th., IN. fine
thrown awsv in this world IN , ccurtine % The
0irl vo,, wsr, n r,.rrv and vho h rs.dv
10 marry YOU would build siI The r.ii.
roads and bridors and tunnels Z, facto
ries and nnbIIc building. The vhite
rsce should take q lesson Ia this from the
cojored neosIe The other dav a likely
vonne rolorad man stood st = ente IN
firmingham Ala A likely Young col.
cred woman came along with 4 do.
Eli dar,- he called but mebbe YOU
want to sell DAT doeyr
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05

In Ireland. between Sligo and Galway
bay. there Is bog surface of peat CON.
prising 1881. COO scres. nearly all of
which forms one almost connected msss
These bogs are composed of peat averag.
ing about twenty tive feet in thickness
The mass consists of matted roots, leaves
and stems Of plants: the upper strata sp
proximates in competition wood: while
that at the bottom of bogs Of ancient
formation may be compared with Ignite
O. even with coal
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05

Two Year, ago ! contracted blood poison. After
taxing prescriptions from the best hysicians here
sud st bal a., concluded 70 visit Hot springs,
and On reaching Texsrkans doctor recon nded
me to try Swift's -pecidc. assuring me that II
would beneht me more than Hot springs. Al
h.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1886-01-05
4exican Dollars for China.

San Francisco Is sending II. 900, OOO
Mexican dollars to China this year. The
ungainly coin has steadily grown in use
and favor among the Mongolisns The
money comes to San francisco in nay.
ment of goods purchased by Mexican mer.
chants. The Mexican government d
aware Of this enormous amount of her
coin being shipped ~ foreign country
without any return coming back But
the sister republic does not consider 1t q
coin The eleven mints are leased out 70
private individuals The mints thus be.
come simply factories in which a com
modify Is turned out for expectation to
Chins-turned out In = convenient shape
for handling and called Mexican dollar.
wAtsrverks fur Venice.
IChicago Herald
The new waierWOrks for Venice in
volving the construction Of an aqueduct
to carry water from the main land TO
that city. under the auspices of the Com
pagnie Gencrale des Faux. Of Paris. have
reached the finishing point after lapse
of some nine years. the finished works
comprising the aqueduct which passes
under the lagoons. the underground
pipes for the distribution Of the water,
and two large reservoirs in the town. the
water to be taken from the canal known
= Del Moranzini
Drugg,sts average from 70 to SIS pes
month from elch moderately laySs fam.
u n New York.