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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12

u..rto Unpublished Poem by BenJ.E
Johnson, of Boone.
MIN boss is a splendid beast;
IIa is mans friend. as Heaven designed
~ search the world from west to east,
Az, No honester you'll ever find!
,mo calls the boss "a pore dumb brute
son,,Id yit. like Him who died for you,
4snv~ rs 1 their charge retutc:
l s"Ifcrgive; they kno not hat they do!
"a wiser animal makes tracks
ANON these earthly shores, and hence
,rnse the axiom, / as facts,
AEEvtolled by all as "Good hoss sense"
rro hoss;is strong, and knows his sire n'th
YSou hitch him up Il time er two
AVID lash him. and he'll go his ZENITH,
IND kick the dashboard out fer you.
Tint. treat him allns good and kind,
md never strike him with q stick, ,
.xcr arCervatc him, and you'll find
HIc,U never do q hostile trick.
anoss whose master tends him right,
md warCers him with daily care,
xviii do your biddin' with delight,
And act as docile as you Dir.
nan nav and prance to hear your praise
Because he's learnt to love Q Well;
,n1 though you a tell what he says
Hell smoker all he wants to tell.
Te knows you when you slam the gate
At early dawn, upon the way
INTO the barn, n Snorts elate
no rit his corn, er oats, err hay.
-e knows, Jest rs the orphant knows
Thr folks that loves her like their own,
AND raises her, and finds her clothes,
7claim no hoss!wiu harm q man, ~
Nrr kick, ncr run away, cavort,
stump. suck, er balk, er "catnmaran."
Efyou'll jest treat 'em like ort,
Tut when 1sec tho beast abused,
And dubbed around, as Two seed some,
want to sec his owner noosed,
And lest yanked up like Absolum!
OF course they's a difference in stock
4 boss that has q little year,
And slender build. and shaller hook,
Kin beat his shadder mighty near
whilst ones that thick in neck and chist,
And big in leg and full in flank,
THAT tries to race, l still insist
He'll have to take the second rank; -.
And I have fist laid back and laughed,J
And rolled mt wallercd in the grass
AT fairs, to see some heavy.draft
Lead out first and come in last!
Lacn moss hHs us npP'.A.ou PinCc-
The heavy boss should pillow tho SOIL;
The blooded racer, he must race,
And win big wages for his toll.
I never bet-ner never wrought
Upon my fellow man to bet
And yi., at times, I've often thought
OF my convictions with regret.
1blcss the boss from hoof to head
From head to hoof, and tail to name!
IhicSs the hoSs, rs l a said,
From head to hoof and back again!
Hove my God the first of all,
Then han that persisted on the cross;
hrd next, my wife-and then l fall
Down on my knees and love-the boss.
indianapolis Journal
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12
THE STUPID COUPLE.
How They Became the Heroes OF
the SHASTA"

''Ihc stupid oouplc"-at least that
"as What the other passengers called
them during the first few days of the
voyage after the ship had sailed from
Queenstown.
John PierTepoint and his wife had
come on board the Shasta at Queens
town by the last tender q few minutes
be.ore the propeller commenced to re-
SolTe slowly, and they had not yet
1otnd their stateroom when the signal
Pull speed ahead passed from the
Bridget the engine-room. She was
Inc largest and newest ship of the line,
anu was commanded by the company's
Commodore, Captain Hood, a general
~favOritc.
John Picrrepoint and his wife seemed
70 De particularly inexperienced in
uaEel' and therefore deserving Of being
sailed stupid; they must certainly never
fl%Se taken q long voyage before; they
showed no disposition to struggle for
Tlia' some thought the best seats at ta-
NC anu they accepted without a grum-
,s inc stateroom assigned to them,
H.Icil vas n OF the Smallest in the
ZIP; IN fact, they were too easily sat-
laa The P%icrrepoints were reserved
'p '. a they knew no one or board,
u. 'r's seemed to give, them no con-
,Isn 'hcy being perfectly satisfied with
'A",r WI society.
me weather was splendid out in the
" .ln The ocean had its long low
+ -o'', sometimes showing a ripple where
t;no "''las touched it tcnderly, andsome-
s r"'gs eTlsped by a light breeze, which
s H.. died away at sunset, and each
INV inv .'le Voyagcrs saw a red sun sinking
, NV ''ie water right ahead. At length,
o re alternoon-the voyage was half
Tu-mid-Atlantic had been reached.
h~'lcpo'nt and his wife were far aft on
: s~ poop, close to the rail, he reading
S H. sle knitting, as their custom was.
e e!,s Is a fair, gracious woman, with gray
a jo, ana s4uirrel-colored hair, perhaps
lona twenty-five years of age. He is a
dm -llhoed, well-knit fellow of thirty.
WIKI tFP'cfesled and lean, black-haired,
i dr d crisp beard and tawny skin. He
,r5 Used IN II of his old white flannel
str vSethg suits, with a hat of the same
ed , mer was one passenger who attract
this , Na attention than any other, and
bnan wa" vS;t NOT a young lady, MOI a gentle
lily, WIN q diamond pin; he was Simply
an,nt o9y OF eight; but then he was
kwil y,ah Hoods son, and every one
rm" 'ea 70 be friendly with him and to
ha "se nm. He had made friends of all
Do ba passcnggers, and was quite at home
TO on and now was running to and
ad;"s tae poop among the groups Of
@toIor,I' No gentlemen rolling a great
Cant oaIl OF hollow India rubber.
~ vaplaln Hoods home was on the Hind.
IGjs s o ! lew miles from New York City.
jack e,uer children were girls, and little
BID n "as ms only son. 1t had been al
imI =, years Of age his father was to take
jvhcn ~ u voyage to England and back.
3aw ho "ao .me came, and Captain Hood
k.as x ve could take Jack over. his mothe,
|varc,oI s sy, unwilling to let him 90: sln
md rai some harm might happen to him,
IONS S sha all the difficulties and obiec.
lis fa i,e possibly could; but Jack AND
"ef carried the day. The frs,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12
10 SHOT,.
A Sporting Story That Always Produced
Its Effect.
tio7aalist.

10 Badger used to tell a good story.
1t may date back to another "Jo,"sur
named Miller. 1 am not going tovouch
for the originality Of any story that I
did not make up myself, and wen then
l should expect to unearth it in some
old almanac or other joker's cemetery.
But Mr.. Badgers story, whether old or
new, always produces it's effect.
10 would gradually insert himself
into a crowd of spcrtsmen engaged in
the popular amusement of proving
Ananias to have been but an %unsophis-
ticated bungler in his business; and.
after listening to their accounts of such
slaughter wrought among the birds and
beasts as to make m wonder that the
entire fauna of the region was not ex-
terminated, he would begin in that easy
drawl that pertains by right to the ac-
knowledged %raconteur of the corner
grocery:
Speaking of shooting, the longest
shot ever l made was back in York.
State when I wasn't much more'u a
boy. I'd been used to handlin' :. gun
some, but nothing to speak of-wasn't
considered no kind o shot. Well, it
was a Sunday mornin'; I happened to
look at al old dead tree away of,
most as far as I could see anything.
There was one limb left and Il crow
was sittin' on it. 1t was so far of that
l couldn't "a seen the crow if he hadn't
been black and the old tree SO gray. I
could just see twas a crow and that's
about all. The old shotgun stood be-
hind the door, loaded, and I took it up,
and, just in fun, pointed it at the crow.
l didn't have no more idea o. hittin'
that II tnan 1 have now O. shootin'
you. But l sighted him, and without
:thinkin' what l was a-doin' l pulled the
trigger and bang she vent"
Here 10 would stoop down, looking
for another pieeo of single OF some
thing to whittle on; and after a second
or so some impatient auditor would be
sure to ask:
''Well, dye Kit imp" The surprised
and innocent look in JOS face would
be a study, as. with the air of one who
had utterly forgotten that any denoue-
ment was expected, he would slowly
answer:
"Hit i'm? Bless your heart! no;
didn't come within a mile of him!''-
Chicago Tribune.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12
READING FOR THE YOUNG.
PREPARING FOR CHRISTMAS

oh! What shall I do with papap
I've talked till enough has been said,
I've talked and I've preached to the man;
And, really, it's tired my head.
He looks into all open drawers,
And rummugeS ev'ry hig shelf.
l scold him. but what is the use2
He isn't shamed of himself.
There's never a day but he asks:
PET, what are you making for me?"
There isn't a thing in the house
That he isn't anxious to see.
Mamma says he does it in sport;
1t must be his nature to tease.
My pardon | think he should beg;
But L can't get him Town on his kneea
Fo six weeks, and more. l have tried
TO finish q beautiful pair
or slippers I'm making for him:
But they are Il trouble and care.
And I'm making the loveliest rack,
To keep all his newspapers in;
But when l am settled down,
And my work l fairly begin, -"
1 hear his voice somewhere, downstairs.
He asks: What's become of the child?'
And 1T / don't turn my door key
He comes in and sets Inc SO Wildi
He goes to the bank ev'ry day;
III is home at ~ little past three.
OF course. for the rest Of the day.
From all kinds OF work he is free,
And then he goes staring around. l
To that he was always inclined;
And mamma, to tell the plain truth,
Don't know how to teach him to nina
She speaks in the sweetest of tones;
And bids him be quiet and read.
She says: Now don't bother the child."
But he laughs and says: lob; indeed!"
Sometimes he pretends that he reads;
But over his paper he peeps.
! think he is always awake;
For no ono can tell hen he sleeps
Well, a man will never give heed
To a womnn's wholesome advice.
1t | were the owner of one,
never would speak to him twice
And I'm very sure 7 would cure
All his prying, bothering ways;
Or he'd go to the bank and stay
Until after the holidays.
For my mother I'm making a scarf
An elegant. cardinal red.
] work at it all my spare time:
But never u word has she said,
To show that she even suspects
l nm making something for her.
She glides in and out of the room:
l sit where l ann; / don't stir.
Why should l when she's So polite?
She never is looking at me,
Or troubling herself to ind out
How much of my work she can see.
o. papa! do shut up your eyes!
But, then, l don't know as you can;
And mamma declares. will a smile,
That you are a w~ide.awake man.
But you are so kind ard 90 good;
And have been talking for fun.
Why, re the best man l a seen,
Tho very best under the SUM-.
The things I am making for you'll
1onll have them at Christmas; you'll see
l haven't the faintest idea
what you will be giving to me.
And I am not going to ask: ...ss
l know they'll be lovely and new.
And oh they'll be precious to me,
For they'll be exactly like you.
-Itosdlie Vandericater. IN N. 7. INDEPENDENT
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12

An old man ON Broadway, New
York, makes a living by carving peach
stones into various fantastic shapes and
selling them at from three to five cents,
IN. +. Mail.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12

-Brigadier General Alvin P. Hovey,
of Indiana, received in February, 1864,
q letter from General Grant, then at
Nashville, asking him to organize a
force Of ten thousand new troops. He
appealed to the young and unmarried,
and ten regiments, which were called
''Hovey's Babies" marched to the front
under his command. General Hovey
says they have never received due credit
Tor their bravery, and he thinks that
General Sherman should have mentioned
''Hovey's Babies in his memoirs
Chicago Journal
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1886-02-12
YHE HoSS.

hitherto unpublished Poem by Benj.F.
johnson, of Boone.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

A Commo,-Seuse View Of Last Summers
Picnic CaIamitie~-

Earn in the ice cream season the
Young mans fancy. already turning I"
thoughts Of the inevitable expenditure
for his best girl, was solaced with nu-
merously reported cases OF wholesale
poisoning by the seductive but demor-
alizing compound At Il picnic IN
New jersey IA persons were made SCI
%riously %ill-one Of them dying; IN
Michigan li3 others suffered from
symptoms Of i~rritant poisoning. and IN
Coles County. IL. some fifty more
We're doubled up by the frigid luxury,
besides in many other cases IN "hlch
smaller numbers were affected.
IL Will be readily understood how
these occurrence were treasured up by
tn. thrifty escort 10 point a moral and
adorn a tale which should eifectuaIIy
and economically answer any suggcs-
,ion of ice cream INDULGENCE. The
chemists and analysts were also called
on TO heigh:.n the horrors. and while
one found in the gelaiine = Pandora
box of hitherto unsupported Ills.
another discovered in the milk a new
and deadly poison whose letha! potency
was indicated in the awe-in-pirin@
term "tyrOtoNican." Still another Of
f-red lin explanation Of these toxic
phenomenal a statement that vanilla
has long been recognized a q pr"l!lie
source Of poisoning. causing a tram 81
symptoms which the French authorities
call ..vanillism."
A proSaic coroner's jury has knocked
the UNDERMINING. 50 To speak. from
beneath all these scientific theories
and eXplanations-so far. al least as
the New jersey case i concerned.
The jury finds that plain. every day
poison Wa placed in the icc-cream by
some one unknown" and 3 reward Of
one thousand dollars is offered for the
detection of the guilty person
Bu, while this may bc accepted As
the solution of the Pottersville poison
Ing. il opens up fresh difficulties 1t
j. simply incredible that wholesale
,,oi-oncrs exist in such numbers ~
would be necessary to thus account Tor
the MANY cases which occur every
, wear: or THAI. if there We're such pco-
pie and in such numbers. they wouid
tl-llAS lHftE IihIutIoh> t'aiNlss M
in summer. and then uniformly select
icc-cr.am As their vehicle. \ com
mon-sense view of these eases would
indicate tina. the so-calicd poisoning
j., in fact, nothing more than cholera
morbuS. resulting from gorgin- upon
an unusual and heterogeneous mixture.
in which III. icc-crcam plays only Ms
natural part. 1T is 20 be noted that
these ..poi>onincs" always occur at
p~icnics. festivals. or similar affairs.
under conditions which outrage every
ordinary law If health. ana more g.
pecially those of the digestive aipa-
ratu-.
TO a lcvcl-headed doctor the wonder
should bc not there are 80 many, but -
Jew. serious results from such lndul'
renee in indigc,tb bic substances. And
the eqnally l~cvcl-hcaled ~houSckccpcI
will wonder why. if gelatine. milk and
NO mHs extract possess such poisonous
J~cIiIcS. etc, into whose compo-itirH
they enter equally with ice-cream.-
fyJ,vro Cs,rs
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17
a Devoted Son-in-law.

Count De Ecrmicclli. an Italian no.
b!eman nov in New York. j. engaged
To he married Ia Miss Maud Snobbcrly
of Fifth avenue.
One of the guests at a RECENT social
gathering at the Snobbe:1y mansion
asked old Mrs. Snobbcrlv. who used t.
be a >crvan girl. how She liked her
prospective Son-in-law.
She replied: Me and Mr.. Snoh-
herlv are both ticklci TO death with
Count Ge Eermicrlli. and the way he
Is stuck on Mand i "A sin. Yon can
have no idea of how the Count do,c,on
that gal. Every thing in the world
that he imagines she wants he makes
Us buy for her.'-7.raS S.yiiqgs.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17
POLITICAL POINTS.

r%~Br'ycru this I'm" aud tn Dem.
"rrauI' National convention IF l~>~
ihcr" vii D." - fac;ionai fiwht IN Nv
YORK that Will far exceed ihc bit,cr,s,
Republican gga~rc.S IN that State
huH>gN 'Ug .J,argui.
Src-Ih,> sudden love fo- Thurm,,
on tia part of ONO Democrats i in
d"ri pathetic. Il i a., highly ,ur-
-c~Iivr. H. j. never called Epun rx
c'p IN the hour Of D,morracys dir.
di>.-r>>-''.r Uat LoGf.r.
sS-A Washington correspondent,
"'r;.ir> thar Mr. Btvari derives but
t." moments at pleasure from the fact
that IA" i Secretary at state II nav
10 adde's tina; Ny. Bayards coun nv
mn 4nd j; equally dihicul; To get en-.
y"Nincrt or satisfaction ouJ of the 'nc.-
an"ho,y :rGth that h. occupies >.l.l, \
po>i;Iou.->' Ions Gio5--D.apsrI.
The Democratic organization Of
Pennsylvania ma handed iiS-lf over.
bound aud SaC-rd. 10 the di>prn~ = of
p">'-'nic.>. and The uacomprnu'>inr
mA-s-'r- VINO tradr on ,Ic capital of
t1r Administration have shut i,r,r
y 'mnr-Iic riVJ.> ont from any 'n'Cr-
i, gf. So.
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The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

The bump of impudrnce m~ust'have
been largely developed on the head Of
a Partisan thief who tried To rob 4 wine
shop the other dav. Instead of giving
the fellow into custody the landlord
merely kicked him into the street.
~Thercuron the thief. no a hi; grateful
for his escape. went Ia a policeman
and complained tina, the landlord had
Ill treated him. Perhaps he was a rel
aiIVe of the man who killed hi> father
and mother. and then appealed 10 the
ludg" not To be hard on a poor orphan
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

A. Strong City. Chase Co. Kan, OF Santa
Re Ry.. Wednesday. Sept i. q Of the
fines, herds OF 800 Galloway cattle n Cen.
trail kanSa-i1 young cows. one imported
Galloway bull. s-yeAr-oid, remainder spring
calves. yeariinsS, = and Swear olds-haH
steer. months credit without interest
Stockm-n can not afford 10 miss this sale
Al-o a.. acres farm lands IN Sycamore Ip-
Butler Co. Kan. on railroad one mile from
Casndy. " nv II-Z-.. Sold 10 suit
p~urrha.er.. ct, terms urh~ard Oils cash.
rest ], = 3 and 4 year. at only ) per cens
No finer stock and grain region IN Kansas.
Other railroad. assured See pos~r.
II. 9. ALLISON. Dies Mo.ns.. Ia. Aucir.
" N JoSEs. Les Mo!ne., Ia
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

THE New York J0vraa heads IN article:
:. Bicy cl.rs give ear" A great many OF
'en have, 70 say nothing % a te~ teeth
and the skin .. their noses-JOrIoH Tot
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

"A.rHvR"-ScS. We should Ike 10 have
y"u write for our par-r. address your
letter =" tie business, oi.ic-, and i; AL! be
>cLt ~ you--... /. I~sau~sS1xf
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17
Think Of This

Many people have neglected slight nanife.ta;ions
u hu:aor IN the blood TAI ;ie toGl matter has b-
. -4e 80 p.,SerfGl a. - cause terrible -cru:ulOus
cores, awful suffering. and. finally. Is iie sy.iem
occuac. drained OF all ~ strength. death
some have neglected distress after eating heart
olrn. occastoaA! headaches, and other early syme
v,n- .. dys.epsia- tall this painful cisca~e Ia. be-
a,rle incurable. and the victim barely su-tAins L
miserable existence.
Other. neglect that tired feeling. pains In The
D .rk. weakness. lAu.u"r. I'll general dcbl!it. and
kidney or liver disease becomes. rr1nly nIed upon
then and there l. no hope q: recovery.
Be wise IN time: liOrts ssrsapsrilla will cure.
when an the power Of medicine, s~~Tofu!H. salt
rheIEi. b,-Is. PAN piles, dyspepsia. headache. bilious
Cess, caia-rh. rheumatism. that tired feeling. and
any disease or affection caused 10y impure blood or
low s.ai. " II. system.
be sure To get The I--callS medicine"
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17
The CAMPAIGN OPENED

n: ~"''ipns ludiyujdsd
The Third Party. "'-
h0" cannes q. Blaine has opencd
The campaign in Maine with g-.a, on
ihl<ia>m and effect. III. Ct, -
f@co Lake vas eloqaen, and bro,a.
rinced and the earnes, Of 2 Grand n.-
2Iolic"h triumph. 4 Of it.
nd liberal extracts ar. gv.r Ill.
nnsI h. pp'i,sd has speech b, protesting
go u lo"a that the !.-t.c, t.iy y.s.t, a..
pdt4ican> AND DeEuprr.--
40 Ih'Ie Hhdisinct: on IN. t-,a,r.,T "a.
- ~ American poop. last now
-, nr, .uc'ar"r VISION the Aims aul
IN" methods. and the measures. az
can p"r'h' and ta-t are wa.uy 4, , rev an,
.,' AlTngsle over po.ic.cs that, sfc
..urT, - over measures that ARE IN
h, . .htEitatls In coni!scL' He then
p:"'rcd'd I" ShDw that meyer in Tho b4.,,ry
= quest on had p party been 80
-r tive tsri.. wv"
ON The other hand. IN. vast ru,io,,, -.
,A' i'.i''Iatc members support tue <r-e.
ua' 90" o. tie .ue-t Du: bat i small tBiu.-,-
. -hl'is via tn.. l.-uUE4cau-. foun! them
Ia -ci"di TIA. Morrison TART. m -a~-
IT iH'trut"Yu IA" Democrat, paper. ante
t' throughout to- country ~:euoluccd
a. AuiaIiEiul L. The creed a..
'"a hH' A'HH.l 4A4 ia 49, or
~A"'h - >a' q. reject Ia. y.~> of IN. M
I = iHiii-frai.u 90 gave formal notice To
- H''f-i- Nprrh ard south - ho can to-
Nf'- IA F.Hyt - .-ptr.; Ca tusf rn.. must
i' t-'f 'itfEnE~ or i.-arr the party. To-
D-Ne "lt- fus Nss- tIc. c,n ruI n.
i- NaE Do democratic rams aud no
"u Democratic platforms.
't~+ 'ti-.g iErf- iEa cate that the poll
% Fr'.'.f nu Versus Ire. tTs,.r - an i.>u"
'i"'~1 ana G.'-rruIu-I uD longer u go
90 'H''.rrlt' bat hH- D"-sui" r-n-rnl
arL H-..r... - - go -
'sfAf- 81. 90 "ly.-ls,u i~Twcru rar Rrrgh-
'"t ar !f Ut...-a'.' paritr>. lido not recall
.- a. PREPARATORY - ala analytic
'i-f-- "H eel! i4- ira-rrr.s system. bur ~.-h
~ -.r O. a~lI.t4u. T1.ul - 90, rtau current
i"s"f I'- ANA .a-r-Ht .frat- Tue >p-a.
- .a To- compare -" trrf I.pg 81 the
"a. t4"H tal also IL" It1>P-r.t,
- t. ~"r. Iu.4 - rh- tuf-! STATE.
N"th 81 Do rYtrfIrE~'u w4Th
-. .fr. fs.pi ''- .si.ar-~- 80! Gr-lt Rr tails.
~ ''r-! .aI-r o. -. ;-u 81 free trade
- .-a.-' f.rtts,r 4.~ru---t TIM .ti,sr gu~--
r-isr.- Goo fa' far.- 49,. inquired
Boo Poo r-'---ni map tr"lt- 81 inter
60 F' "a t.Ha~f'.f.- -uU ia c"lnH"cIu'.
Q .i. ere 90. f-'-. E-uf"Iuru how. under thr
r-. .- - rt1-. eau wages 20 II" IA '..!
-a'~ p eggs aioyc IL. s''.-rHi standard Of
fH-. sA.'-. 7" Hb' Ito. for ih- acta,
f' "His tr-t" O." '"d-" tn qu"s
r.a r. -u- go. mlI!su> oi AtucTacsu
aa Q ia in"iT P'~'r u main
= b. 800 co. Foo lusnEarat- irc- traI":
$50. r fr rl.Ir f..N'r I. uphold the
I-rr .H.r-rf. "s ia" 'sr;s 81 ire trad"
-f.a...u . fL'r"'urr p.asIis discern
g. ... t-ul'r~fra.4. ~ Ir~t. e tb- H"In.
.. -aa -u'--l a. IT,. haN" btu
a"'. 20 rU'lH- oar past "a
" r- praF".'.t- f4ra. TIE rTT -Hu-
. Del. r.-. stale ~.t u- ttpN at" q rect
.. F.r - 'l rh- AH.H.. skilled and m.~"r
a.- . 4t'a.r at f.r.I~s ~~'"ui. n fn'
l. .f. .rft -u4. 't ab e. iE . "a c"uirD,
'"-"t - ""i'r"-i I'n"i
r. stale $3.50 t'-HIiu ~E~r- 'h'
a..H.# I..- GA-r gfas"i % fU Isgfti
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

THOSE NrrsASCr~. Rheurnat;sn and the
GuaL are relieved by GLENS SULPHUR
Soar.
HrLL's H.rRAsp Wu.sKrR DYE, Back or
Brown, JJc-
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

A~rv earne ~ cards - -all"a 'nrtri'
mony." If the man WINS he takes the cir!
If Ii. girl WINS she ta.-s TIE EIAa-lh-a
ddLh.a Cal
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

HEALTH officials of BROOKLYN. PhilaIei-
phis- baltimore and other cities. indorse
Rrp Sr,E CorGH CURE twenty-five ceu,s
a bo;:..-
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

Gay hair. however ceusei- is restor-f 70
is original color bv Halls Hair I~.enewer.
Persons suffering from A-ue OF long
standing Will nc a specific IL AyersAg
Cure.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

A NEw YORK newsrarer boasts ,b,.
" owns = tomahawk- W. should iui-. ~
from the character o.. u. n.uIa:LonN-
A.-I.A~y.ss Frs Tpc
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

WAS the m.n intoxicated who fell n
the circus tent last EVENING"" asked Ma
DE Groof Of her husband No, the mas
wa all right SAs the reply. He 80
waking . tiSht-rUy-"-Lfa
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

PoF-vss sings y threw nv love 20
him. ana II hath gon. astrav.@ bt cour>~ /,
u woman never can throw siraIgGt-S- J.
Lrruh.r-
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

BRONCHITIS is cured bv f.. uent smal
doses Of PlsO's Cure for Consumption.
The Red Cloud chief., 1886-09-17

IF a~''ctri with Sore Ewes. use Dr. lsaac
Eye Water. U-1.gists 81. IL u.