New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1886-10-10
THE TALK OF TIE DAY

a Congressional canvass which makes ths forth
coming election q subject OF grave concern TO them.
II the candidate In question wins. the girl agrees to
marry the man. II he loses, the man agrees to marry
the girl.
There some dispute as to the proper way tc spell the
name OF the Indian chief usually known GerOuino.
Why not leave it to his tombstone. AID let the record
there settle the matter
Mr.. Charles l. Wllonghby, the clothing man, owns q
good deal Of Chicago real estate and consequently,
The other day lady called hIn aud odeted 10 TIA 10
an unmproyed lot. which she owned. for improved
property The oder did not look very tempting to tho
clotbins man, but sue Insisted aid finally wound up
with th, argument as clincfer: Her property wnen
improved you'll be an excellent location for saloon,
aud would ren for that purpose ut once at haDso ns
hsure But as she was church member she coulda't
rent her property for such purpOse. He not
churchman and could rent his buildings he pleased.
.rade sne didn't want TO 90 to HI herself he says
but was perfectly willing should - Chicago Mall
TIE OLD STORY.
Twas on the beach he met her,
Aud they oft sat maud IN hand
Upon the cool PIAZZA,
As they listened to the band
He told her that he loved her,
Praised her hair. her cheeks and eycs,
Ana sue listened, bu,hng reaiy,
And sue answered him WITH signs.
Then they parted. In the city
Now he meets the maiden sweet,
but sue do,s not recognize hin
As she sweeps along the street.
IT'S the same with most lirtations
That occur beside the sea;
She was under housemad,
And dry goods clerk was he
boston Courier
Some gives out that Thanks and Thank yous
no longer Proper When you want to express your
thanks coarteously AMI in good English form you mast
say, am deeply behoien TO you" IL will soon be the
thing TO ask policeman question in this way:
Prythee, brave uan OF thy goodness tell me how can
gst TO West Broadway"
i'm The olio bar IA
pretty busy. You look about tired out
Chicago Poiiceman-Yls. sur, I've he'd a hard days
wOrrick
Anarchists loose again -
No sur was At the political conviniion We know"
" did not hear OF any rows"
NO, ye didn't thanks 70 me- ior wrought hard to
an there was tot o delegates there ,rln tls
ould jege an kRs. II tnen cune tosetnsr /. maze
thrC9ole;;
"wuil. dubbed EN- out."-(Omaha World.
minister in Wilmington. De became tho candidate
OF the Temperance Reform party for sheriff As tue
contest with his Democratic rivs grew warl.r no DO
gan TO fear he should DO elected AMI card
saying that when he TOOK tho nomination he hai no
idea that there chance OF his being elected tue
duties were entirely mcongenal to MS aud as
seemed more than Droosble tbe reform ticket woad
beat the Democrats, he would have TO retro.
Treat hin cousiderately-
Poor, abused Lo.
Harm not deliberately
Geronimo
He Is our Nations pet
Isn't he sweet
Rarest OF ratlons set
For him TO
columbus Dispatch.
IN parts OF Ohio, Indiana and Illinois according to
teacher it is simply impossible f,r a man to hold
position OF superintendent OF schools without being
owned By somebody. The schoo+boVk houses and tue
local politicians tho boards OF education and unlesa
man willing to become the sabseryient to OF some
book house or mere creature OF tho politician, 10
cannot secure an election superintendent or cannot
remain long in such position.
During the month OF September AGA vessels arrived al
this port or those only l22 wore the American ass.
AMI 2l7 were British. The day ought not to be far
distant when at least plurality OF vessels stopping
for business ST Now YnrK will DO Anercxn.
How Is that mouldy statement worn
BY mental reservstion.
When hare below duly sworn
Last Sundays circulation.
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