The Portland daily press., 1886-05-11

tits awful-awful," groaned smith, WIN aso Hes-
pair in his voice, mote due to-m0rrOW-$eoo-
can't nav it. What on earth 1 am to do is more
' why not let the other fellow walk9" Inquired
''Let the other fellow walk?"
Certainly. Why not?" a..;s;ux -. aud
"Why not?" repeated Smith, stflolng up anu
down in great nervous excitement "He is walk
ing. Pm the other fellow"
Scrofulous humors are most troublesome IN
spring Nothing gives so sure relief as Vegetlne.
Talking Of piano practices" said d Biiggs sgh
or ten hours q day regularly, week in and week
out besides doing hard days WORK at tne Oh
fce." -, =, ,,;aa hafora HE
time from overwork?' said Little
"Not a bit of it," replied Biggs ION the contra
he appeared re bt to rys on he sna thing
about it is that he is the only member oil ms lanl-
" living. They all died off, one after announcer, III
about three months after he began practising
Funny, wasn't it?'
Scott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver
OIL with Hypophosphites.-As a remedy
for CONSUMPTION, Serofuld all wasting diseases
and General Debility, we venture to say has no
equal in the whole realm of medicine.
"Tbere is sad state of affairs in Russia" OBJ
served Mr. Snaggs the other night. There has
been an increase of 300 per cent. in the number
of suicides in the last ten years"
fWhat is the cause?" asked MIS-. D.
SIT Is attributed largely to pessimlsm.
sThat dreadful drink! / wonder the people
don't sign the pledge"
Ihad the rheumatism in my knees and hips 50
badly that could not walk. l nave taken Tour
bottles of Athlophoros, and am perfectly cured.
doing all the house work, with not particle OF
MrQ n.
Westville, CT.
Willie is ten years old. Walking in the country
recently with his father, they came across ny,
draulic ram, which, protected by masonry anu
loose planking was going through its lncessant
and monotonous ''Sh-h- h-f-wash-c by the
roadside. The boy was told what u was t anu a ,s
This, among other things, is what Willie told
aAnd oh, mother, we saw hysterisc; ram
a-chuckin water up hill to a mans house"
Carriers Little Liver Pills are free from all
crude and irritating matter. Concentrated medi-
cine only; very small very easy to take; no pain;
no gripping; no purging.
A distinguished Boston divine preached few
Snndays 20 for a cousin who is pastor OF a church
forty miles out in the country. His relative was
somewhat Hurried by the presence Of the city
nrefaced the others sermon, he prayed:
'Hep thy servant who is to speak to us TO DAY
Without Thee-help him-for-" he stopped
tried to collect himself, and finished, for, LORD
he can't do much, anyway"
All cases of weak or lame back, backache, rheu-
matism. &C., will find relief by wearing one OF Car
ters Smart Weed Belladonna Backache Plasters
Price 20 cents
"mixed" train was proceeding at the usual
rate on the Dakota road, when II suddehly sta[tea
up and began to run much faster. An aStonlSneu
passenger called the conductor over and SAID;
AREN'T we running about twice as last as usu-
al?"
'Yes"
"Going down hill?'
"No"
''Wind changed and helping us along?"
AZ guess not"
"Engineer drunk?"
'No more so than is customary. I'll tell you,
, though; we've sighted man walking about q
mile ahead on the track, and Pm going to eaten
him and make him get on and pay his fare II run
the wheels all off and have the cars dragging on
the rails The rules forbid any man trying TO beat
the company this way"