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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

THE business Of the Flour City need suffer
no interruption through lack of postage
stamps. st. Paul has an abundance on hand
to supply both cities, and keeps them, too. in
place where thieves can't break through
and steal, valuable example for Nfinneapo-
lis to follow in the future.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

TUE average senator generally considers
himself all important, but when Senator
BLAIR writes a screed attacking the president
and attempts to present it as the report of
the committee on pensions, it is about time
he was being called down.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Consumers Are Deceived.

LltchneIu independent.
Hundreds of millions of eleomargarine are
sold annually, yet no one ever saw it on sale
in grocery. Noprivate consumer ever buys
it knowingly. 1t is sold entirely as genuine
butter. No state law has been found to pre-
vent the fraud. A federal tax law would
bring the gigantic fraudulent trade under its
true colors. What objections is there to this?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

INAsMUCH as he cannot attend the G. A. R.
celebration in San Francisco, the president
can do no less than have his declination en-
graved on the blank side of that gorgeous
gold plate sent him from California and re-
turn 1t to the generous donors.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Dashed by That Ball Club.

Kansas City Times.
The slowness in raising the money for the
Northwestern railroad is disgraceful to Kan
sas City. Ten days have not acco mplished
what ought to have been done in an evening.
Where is our enterprise?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

ST. PAUL'S new directory will show an in
crease justifying the frequent assertions re-
garding the cty's wonderful growth. And
ii might be observed that the increase to be
shown is legitimate and honest in every par
ticuia-,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Hot Weather Advice.

An exchange gives the following advice:
'sOrdinary well water, without ice in 1t, and
moderate diet will take you through this hot
weather in much better condition than if you
resort to ice water, pop, beer or whisky. One
swallow of water at time is much better for
your health than a tumbler full, this hot
weather.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
So in Has,

Owatonua Journal and Herald.
The production of imitation butter must
have built up a very large manufacturing in
terest if those engaged in it can use SO much
money to buy off adverse legislati on.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Friendly to Cusfl Davis.

The unanimity of expression by the state
press in favor of c. K. Davis for United States
senator, is remarkable There seems to be
united determination to send man to Wash
ington who will place Minnesota in point of
influence, beside Ohio, Vermont, Massachu-
sets and Wisconsin. Davis will be the peer
of the best of them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Often Means the Reverse.

Pennington Tribune.
The indiscriminate use of this title of
Hon. is getting to be one of the greatest
absurdities of the times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

PARIS, July 9.-The funeral of Cardinal
Guibert will take place on the 10th inst.
and will be very imposing. His remains
will be buried at Notre Dame.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
And Also at Holding ,Em.

The story that Congressman Kenna of West
Virginia can't play poker is one of those vile
fabrications which it is the lot of prominent
men to endure. No Democrat who wasn't
good at bluff could be elected chairman of
the Democratic campaign committee.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

PERHAPS the Minneapolis stamp thieves
were simply forced to commit the deed IN a
moment of temporary insanity induced by
reading the many advertisements which add
in writing, enclose stamp for reply
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

DAKOTA wheat-growers fear that the long
continued hot weather has injured their
crop, but at the same time they are making
anxious inquiries as to the capacity of eleva-
tors and the carrying facilities of railroads.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

EVANSVILLE, Ind, is freer from profanity
and enjoys greater peace of mind than for
any these seven years. The telephones,
which have been in the town for that length
Of time, have just been removed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

DAKOTA once more rejoices and feels more
like herself than at any time since her hopes
of statehood were crushed. She has her own
and only Col. P. DOMAIN once more within her
borders.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Boston Need. Hin, Now.

New York Tribune.
Sam Jones is tackling the devil at Red Rock,
MINI. Sam is Off the scent. If he wants to
tackle his satanic majesty he ought to go to
Devils Lake, Dak., where he will find the
latch string always out.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Where Water is Unk nown.

new I DIX star.
The drouth in Arizona is so severe that the
water IN mint julep rustles like bunc b of
dried leaves,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
as honorable to him as the victory will event.
ually be disastrous to his opponents.

TAYLoR's FALLS means and refuses to be
comforted. Now that her big log jam has
gone out her chief glory as summer resort
has departed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Cora Pearl Dead.

PARIS, July 9.-The death of Cora Pearl.
who expired yesterday, was caused by
cancer. She died in complete poverty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

IN THE contest between the lrsubordinate
postal clerks and the postmaster general, the
latter seems to have won the fight in one
round by decisive knock-down blow.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
Doing Nothing and Tearing 1t Down


Record of the Forty-ninth congress to date:
Congress has done nothing and the president
has vetoed it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

When man says: ST feel like a fab
out of water" we know just how he feaIs
He feels dry, and wants 'em s'set mn -
brakes MaOazine
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

AS YET no one has been bold enough to al
Jude to the fight of the stamp robbers as a
stampede.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

THE chances are that GLADSTONE will be
defeated but it is a kiud of defeat which is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

absolute stop should be put to the levying of
party assessments on this vast sum at every
congressional or presidential election2
c. c., ANDREWS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
HE AND SHE.
AT FIRST.

AT FIRST.
He sat aud twisted his blonde mustache,
She toyed with a straying curl,
And silently thought of her other beau,
And he of his other girl.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
SUNDAY ALONl


yr., in advance. $40 90 mos, in advance " 50
EIaos. iii advance. 90 weeks,in advance 90
one month. 49,. Sac.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
AT LAST.

She stood with her head on bis shoulder lait
He toyed with the straying curl;
She had no thought of her other beau,
Nor he of his other girl.
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DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
VI. in advance. IS 90 8 mos, in advance.$2 90
mos, in advance. 4 oo 6 weeks, in advance 90
One month zoe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

Iyr., in advance 50 90 mos, in advance. so
5mos.. in advance. l 90 l no. in advance. 20
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10

rRI-wEEKLY-(D aily-Monday, wednesday and
friday
lyr., in advance. 81 G0 mos, in advance. So 90
) months, in advance. Isl 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1886-07-10
WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
r

WEEhLH
One Year, 81. Six No, 65 cts Three Mo-, IS cts.
The Chicago Office of the Globe is at No. Il Times
building.
The Minneapolis Office of the Globe is at No. 257
First Avenue south.
The saltwater Office of the Globe is at 2151S
South Main street.
Rejected communications cannot be preserved
Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE, st. Paul MINI.
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ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES

ST. PAUL. SATURDAY, JULY 10. 1886.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
The Little Hunchback.

Pm nine years old! an you can't guess how much
I weigh, bet!
Last birthday weighed thirty -threel An weigh
thirty yet.
I'm awful little for my size-Im purt' nigh lit
tier an
Some babies islam neighbors all calls me "The
Little Man!''
An Doc one time he laughed an said 81 'spect,
first thing you know,
You'll have little spke-tail coat an travellwith
show!''
An men laughed till I looked round an Aunty
was cryin'-
Sometimes she acts like that, cause got sCurv'-
I Iset-while aunty's washin'-on my little long leg
stool, afY
An watch the little boys and girls askippin' by to
school,;
An peck on the winder an holler out an say:
'Who wants to fight the little man at dares Won all
today"
An men the boys climbs on the fence, an little
girls peeks through,
An they all says: "Cause you're so big, you think
we're feared o. you?''
An men they yell, an shake their fist at me, like
shake mine
They're thst in fun, you know, cause got <'Cnrv-
At evenin, when the ironn's done, an Aunty's
fixed the fire,
An filed an lit the lamp, an trimmed the wick
and turned it higher
An fetched the wood all in fer night an locked the
kitchen door,
An stuffed the ole crack where the wind blows in
up through the floor
She sets the kittle on the Goals an cooks egg
fer me;
An sometmes-when L cough so hard-her elder
berry wine
Don't go so bad fer little boys with "Curv'ture of
the Spine'
But Auntys all childish like on my account, you
see,
Pm most afeared she'll be took down-an' ats
what bothers me =
Cause eff my good ole Aunty ever would git sick
an die,
L don't know what she'd do in heaven-tll come,
by an by
For she's ust to all my ways an everything you
know,
An no one there like me, to nurse an worry over
Cause all the little chdrens there's so straight an
strong an fine,
They's nary angel bout the place with "Curv'ture
of the Spine!"
ID
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
Truth is as Impossible to DC solleu .

Truth is as impossible to be solIeu ny
any outward touch as the sunbeam.
When some politicians are weighed
they are found wanting-every office in
which there is Il vacancy.
When Indians paint their faces it means
war. When women paint their faces it
means war, too-against bachelors.
Some people can ask awfully silly ques-
tions. We are asked if Il dogs tail drag
ging through the snow makes ii Vaughn
track.
A philosopher who had married an ig
norant girl used to call her ''brown su-
gar" because he said she was sweet but
unretined.
A facetious reader calls attention to
the fact that Abraham Lincoln made wool
free when he issued the Emancipation
Proclamation.
A Canadian farmer, who recently lost
small pig, after long search found him
| drowned in the cream-can. ''So," he
oalu, poor piggy CrciHdIeu.
Dude: "Excuse me, Miss Sharp; l had
quite forgotten you. l am so absent
minded, don't you know" Miss Sharp
eyes / have noticed the absence of mind. -
"Who," said member of the Canadian
House Of Commons to the members who
were trying to choke him off, ''who bray
ed there?" at was an echo," retorted q
member, amid a yell of delight.
"Mother, how did it come that they
fixed on a foot bein twelve inches?" 81
don't know, Johnny" ''Pll bet you do. ,
"Well, how?" s'Cause it was Chicago
girls loot they measured"
Father" said Rollo, "what is meant
by the intoxication of wealth." ''Means
that money is light" replied Rollos IA
ther, who has been shining around
all the afternoon with piece of paper
looking for an autograph.
At negro wedding when the ministe
read the words Glove, honor and obey,
the groom interrupted him and said
''Read that again, sab; read it wunc
mo-, SOS de lady kin ketch the full solem
nifty of de meanin'. Pse been marie,
befo'."
Mamma" said Johnnie, ''can anybod
hear with their MOUTH" ''No, child,
don't think they can," replied his mother
| GsThan haf Mr.
tell sister he wanted to tell her some
thing, and put his lips to her mouth in
, stead of her ear?'
young gentleman who was know
to be engaged in lobbying bill, in whic
he was personally interested, through th
Board of Aldermen, was asked "Wel
did you persuade them to pass your bill?
"Yes," said he, pulling out his pocke
book, 81 purseswaYed them"
A Scotch dominic, after relating to hi
scholars the story of Ananias and Sal
phira, asked them 'swhy God did nc
: strike everybody dead who told a liei
After long silence, one little fellow &C
to his feet and exclaimed: because, si
there wadna be anybody left.'
Wife-"Can you tell me, my dea
why widower is like II young baby
Husband-"H = m -er = because-b
Wife-s'The first six months
cries great deal, the second six montl
he begins to take notice, and he alway
exnerienceS great difficulty i'm oettir
through his second summer"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
Excitement at the Capital.

One year ago Lieut.. Moxie and some friends dis
covered harmless plant in the South American
Mountains, supposed to be good for nothing but
fodder. Some of the old women were using it as
ours do cstnp tea. 1t had such remarkable effect
on some of the company that large bale was
brought to the United States. Some of our ablest
nhysicans saw it is a most remarkable nerve food.
Tests prove it win anything caused by nervous
exhaustion and oyerwork excesses, though it has
not particle of medicinal value. 1t stops the liquor
habit and makes the old drinker feel better at once
leaving no stimulation, reaction or craving for
more. 1t acts the nerves like a beefsteak on a
hungry stomach. Large quantities have been ship
ped to the Unted States the extract taken, favor
ed mixed with soda and sugar, and put on sale in
some of the cities. 1t has been put in the
Senate ana House Restaurant, and inside OF 4 week
has taken the capital by storm. 1t is creating an
intense excitement all over the country. Lowell,
Mass used 10000 quart bottles in six months, and
are still at it worse than Now it crops out IN
our city drug stores. They call it The Moxie Nerve
Food.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
STEPPING STONES TO SUCCESS

Learn your business thoroughly.
Keep at one thing; in no wise
change.
Always be in haste, but never in
a hurry.
Observe system in all you do and
undertake.
Whatever is worth doing at all is
worth doing we'll.
One to-day is worth two to-morrows
Be self-reiant do not take to much
advice but rather depend on your
self.
Never fail to keep yonr appoint
ments, nor to be punctual to the
minute.
Never be idle, but keep your hands
and mind usefully employed except
when sleeping.
Use charity with all !; be ever gen.
erous in thought and deed-help 9TH
ers along life's stony path.
Make no haste to be rich; remem-
Der that small and steady gains give
competency and tranquility of mind.
He that ascends a ladder must take
tni IpWesL rUuH1r. fKr "rrv "r''-s,.~'~ =
were once below.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
THE LONDON OF TO-DAY.

We speak of the rapid changes in
our Ameaican cities, but nothing
like the changes of London can exist
with us. Growth is not change of
this kind. Paris alone, in certain
respects, can show such metamor-
phoses as London. But on the whole
Paris as saw it at this first visit to
the Old World, was more like the
Paris one sees now than was London
of 1850 like the London of to-day.
The mere question of growth is
minor matter. London was not the
metropolis of the world in 1850, and
now it is. Then it was only huger
provincial town. The Lendoner in
general measured nothing but himself
and nobody came to London for any
thing but hardware, good walking
boots, etc. now it is the entrepot of
the civilized world. The Worlds
Eoir of fsaF ann suce6eutaaS simIIaI
displays of what cosmopolite industry
can do, the common arrival of ocean
steamers, rare at the time [ am
writing of, have changed the entire
character of London life and bust :
ness and the tone of its society. 1t
is not merely in the fact that $4,000
| houses were built in the capital in
the last year, Or that you find colo
MES of French, Italians, Russians,
Greeks in it, but that the houses are
no longer what they were, inside or
out: and thus the foreigner is an as
simulated ingredient in its philosophy
All this has come since 1S40.-May
| atlantic.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
AN ANSWERIwANrEn,

Can any one bring us of kidney or Liver
Complaint that Electric Bitters win not speedily
cure? We say they can not, as thousands of cases
already permanently cured and who are daily rec
ommending Electric Bitters, will prove. Brights
Disease, Diabetes, Weak Back, or any urinary
complaint quickly cured. They purify the blood,
regulate the bowels, and directly on the diseas-
ed parts. Every bottle guaranteed. For sale at
soc bottle by II. G. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
For Sober Thought.

When sickness, troubles, lay us low
And hold us there,
Can we define whence comes the blow,
Or do we care?
We rise or sink through lack of force
To stem the tide,
And drift along the rivers course
To waters wide.
Perhaps we sink, as surely lost
As vessel frail
BY cruel ocean pillows tossed
In heartless gale;
And should we rise, by some decree
OF wondrOus fate,
From sickness, troubles, well and free,
With mind sedate,
If we but pause, give sober thought
To natures laws,
We may discern in troubles wrought
The real cause.
That we have been too negligent,
Had no regard
For laws as fixed as armament;
Hence the reward.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17

HARRIET &. WALKER.
WHEREAS, Gilbert d. Walker of A AlbaRy, in the
County of Orleans and State aforesaid has filed in
the Clerks office of said County Court his libel for
divorce setting forth in substance that he le-
gay married to the said Harriet c. Walker on the
24th day of September, A. d. 1865, and that he has
in all things kept his marriage vows, but the said
Harriet &. has not kept the same, but on the CON
trary has committed the crime of adultery, and that
she has treated the petitioner with intoferable Sc
verify, and praying that for the causes aforesaid,
the marriage bonds contracted aforesaid may be
dissolved, and that the court will grant him bill OF
divorce from the said Harriet & , and praying for
the care and custody of the minor children, Clinton
Ere eman, and George Stewart, will more full
and at large appear by the petition on file.
And it being made to appear that the SAID Harriet
G. resides without this State that citation can
not he served upon her. Therefore, it is ordered
tn at the substance of said Libel and this order bC
published in The Orleans County Monitor, news
paper printed at Barton i'll the county of Orleans
three weeks successively, the last of which pubca
ons shall be at least six weeks previous to the frs
day of the Term to which said petition is preferred
which shall be deemed sufficient notice to the sale
Harriet c. to appear before said county cour
next to be held at Newport within and for thu
county of Orleans, on the Sth day of September
a. d. 1886, and show cause, if any she may have
why the prayer of said petition should not b'
granted.
Given under my hand at Irasburgh, this 9th da.
of May, A. .. 1856. ii. B. CUSHMAN, Clerk.
l.. II. THOMPSON, Attorney for Petitioner 2
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17

The air Of the sea, taken at a great
distance from land,or even on the
shore and in ports when the wind
blows from the open sea. is in almost
perfect state of purity. = Near
continents the land winds drive
before them an atmosphere always
impure, but at 100 kilometers from
the coasts this impurity has disap-
peared. The sea rapidly purifies
the pestilential atmosphere of con-
tinents, hence every expanse of wa
ter of a certain breadth becomes an
absolute obstacle 10 the propagation
of epldemics. Marine atmospheres
driven upon land purify sensibly the
air of the regions which they traverse
this publication can be recognized
as far as Paris. The sea IS the tomb
of moulds and of aerial schizophyes.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
Drleans County Munitor,
PUBLIsHED wKEKLYBY
GEO. H. KE.
BARTON, VT.

TERMS.-TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR
Strictly in ddudnce so. Subscribers living out
side of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extra for
postage. For convenience in remitting we will
give credit for year and four months for 81 co.
subscribers in the county, and one year and three
FOR $500 to subscribers without the county, when
sent strictly in adUance.
Rates of Advert sing made known on applica
tiOn. ALI cuts must have metal body
Remit by p. o. Money Order, Registered Letter, or
DTaft. Watch the label your paper and notice
'0hen your subscription expires and that your pay
ments are kept in Gduance. When money is sent us
zoe shall give the credit on the label at once If III
label is not Gduanced 0itin too aoecks notify us by
postal card.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1886-05-17
Volunteer Columbus.


Is finely shaped and highly finished bay stallion
with black points, except right hind foot, which is
white, with splendid name and tail; stands 151
hands high and has weighed 1857 lbs; toaed 1877.
Bred to Lambert mares, thus doubling old Abdal-
lah and Bishops Hambletoman strains, which both
possess, he should produce high rate of speed He
is purely gated trotter and promises to develop a
high rate of speed. His grandsire has % in the
2.30 list, and is the sire of st. Julien, 2.114.
Volunteer Columbus sired by Volunteer Boy.
| 1st dam by Powhattan, by Old Columbus; I'd dam
| by Mac 227 by Morgan Cesar, by Woodbury.
| Morgan.
| Volunteer Boy by Volunteer dam by Old Abdaah
Volunteer by Rysdyk's Hambletonian, dam Lady
Patriot by Young Patriot.
TERMS-$1o.OO, payable when mare proves in
foal.
Mares booked now. Mares kept by the year at
$50. Pasturage 75 cents per week; hay. $125, and
| grain at market price.
For extended pedigrees and further information
| Address
WILLIAM s. BAILEY.
| East Hardwick, VT,
Or j. L. BAILEY & SONS, East Cambridge
| Mass.