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Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
1. O. i. Easter Services.

The order of Immanculates will
observe Easter Sunday services s
at the End g. p. Church tomorrow
at 3 o'clock P. M. Revs. j F Hum
phrey, and Nelson Wilkinson will
fill the pulpit on this interesting
occasion.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
COURrLAND.
Personal Mention al q interestingly
Local Points.

CoURTIAND ALA. April. II, 1886.
Mrs Laura Burns, died here Oh the
9th after long and painful sick
ness.
Mrs. Josephine Bradley diel Oh
the 10th and they had to solicit
SUBJ. iptions to bury her.
MIR. J. C. Grant, the newly ele cted
alderman, lost child on the tenth.
Tie new board Of Mayor and Alder
man were sworn in Oh the II inst.
The young men have organized
here to prevent the ruin Of onr girls
On the night of the 10th they caught
ohm Swoope carrying q girl astray.
They whipped HIM and turned th'
girl loose, but they say if they catch
her again they will duck her in the
pond.
Miss. Amelia Fitzgersld has re
sumo her work at Leighton.
Miss Alice Sampson, is up from Irl-
ana on a visit.
Politics are getting bot here and
point to the nomination of Mr. y.
B. Campbell, by the Republicans for
Probate Judge
Hal. DcGro fillreea says he ha'
enough of Chattanooga.
.J,cE DAW.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
MADISON DEMOCRATS.
Their Convention Monday.
The Nominees.

The Democratic County Conven
ton Monday organized by electine g
Judge Peter M. Dox, Ch.irman; r
r. Whitman. Secretary. The two.
thirds rule was adopted.
Messrs. A. s. Fletcher, rhoma.
) Taylor. J NJ Robinson. and John W
Grayson were placed 10 nomination
for Probate Judge. Twenty fourt
ballots we're taken, resulting in the
nomination OF Taylor, the vote being
Taylor SO. Robitson 2a. Once dur.
ing the balloting the strength Of tn
other candidates stood as followins
Fletcher, 40. Robertson GA, Grsyson
SO.
Henry r Roper. was nominated
for Circuit Clerk on the first ballot
over Ex- -SheriffCooper.
Vote, Roper 81. Cooper 81.
Mehsrs. o r Hundley, DR. r Petty
A Whited. G P Tallferro r G Belts,
and s e Davis were placed in nom :
ination for Representatives., result
ing in the nomination of Hundley
lO3, Whited 81, and Petty 6S.
Capt Milton Humes, and DR. Fran
cisco Rice were nominated for the
State Senate and DR. Rice was Sc
lected as the nominee, the ballot
standing Humes, 35, Rice, SO.
The Central Execu i've Commit
tee Was reOrganiz I'D as follows.
Ben P Hunt, DIR J. D. Humphrey,
DIR Henry Mcdonnell, Rostan Belts,
and John w Wall.
On motion Of VIM Douglass the
convention adopted unanimously a
resolution that the Representatives
and Senator be instructed to change
the time of holding the Circuit Court
from June to August
Delegates to the Judicsl Chaneery
and State Conventions were selectt d
az follows:
DELEGATES TO JUDICIAL CONVENTION /.
VIM Douglass, John Jordan, L H
Scruggs, Ben P Hunt. 0 r Hundley,
w 7 Hammer, w A Dove, Henry P
Turner, George Anyan,J E Butler,
Harris Toney, 7 J Morrow, DR. Rich
ard Fletcher, E F Walker, Thom az
Bales and Joseph Graham.
STATE CONVENTION.
DELEGATES.
Col L II Scruggs, Ben p Hunt, j
B White, w P Newman, Rostan
Belts, Oscar R Hundley, DR. NJ C
Baldridge, Col r B Rhett. A Nc
Donnell. ST.. r L Pullepi Richard W
Walker. Richard II Lowe, Frank
Grayson, and James E Butler.
ALTERNATES
Thomas Love, John d. Brandon,
Peter NJ. Dox, E. F. Walker, Il. r..
Kennedy. Harris Toney, John B.
Floyd, H. G. Poore. DIR. James
Flint, DR.. P. M. Hall, VIM NJ high,
G.. N. Jones, D. H. Turner, James
Drake, w. T. Hamer, w W Garth
and w F Baldridge.
After instructing for Col. Dawson
for Governor, the convention ad-
journed.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
Poplar Ridge.
Wants Shelby. Day and Had-n.
POPULAR RIDGE, April 10, ,'8f

The popular choice OF voters in
this section is for Capt L. w. Day
for Probate Judge. Hon. D. D. Shel
by for the State Senate and Hon w
w haden, for one the representa-
tives. What says the county I!
Our citizens had quite lively
school meeting Saturday April 3rd.
The meeting was held for the par-
pose Of locating our public school
and selecting : teacher Owing to q
division Of opinion among those pres
ent no definite result was arrived al
and an other meeting will be held to
settle the matter.
Farmers are busy taking advan.
tage Of the 6ne weather
j. A. s. B.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
What The Gazette Want
To Know

Why Echo is silent
II Spring is here to stay.
If the hog law will stick
When that Hall vii. be butt
When the Literary will be organ z q
Wnen the reading room v Il pt
opened.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
&. P. Roll Of Honor.

Prof. E. H. Jones. Prot. Charles
Hendley. Mrs Lizzie johnson, J. P,
Rice, Miss Maggie Mcdonald, Mr..
TomJones.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
st cheapest prices.
Good quality Lawns,

Good quality Lawns, 4c.
Indigo Prints, &C.
Ginghams, lOc.
Wool filling Dress Goods, lOc
New Dress Goods, White Goods, Hos
iery, Gloves, Parasols, Fans, and Milin-
inery goods just received at.
Nj. NJ. NEWMAN & Co.
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
y''s!hb''hooa News and Gossip,

otrVlces at all the churches to
Lorrow.
i. Easter services at the 2ndC P
'"u'cn tomorrow evening.
vacant tenement houses are
scarce in the city.
!, hey II A W Mckinney conducted
Sunday morning.
teachers should keep in the
1'uu 'ae meeting of the Teachers
'u''l'uts at Rust Institute Saturday
April a.
-'ns ladies' NJ. e. church bazaar
"sek was quite q success netting
church. ~ '"' '"e''
a J, 'As huntsville Presbytery fail
!, !" meet on the 9Th inst on. nc
'4a' = Of the high waters, and the
4, 'a'or has assured his call for
,Is. l'' DAY of May, at Mt. Zion
D'cO, Limestone Go. AL.
hj,ho wing to the set back bv the
F,a.."ss "s.ers e the present term Of the
Grand md" T. court is slimly attended. The
day cSury was wasdischarged the frs.
,,ahsn so0rt' An adjournment will
~i' .''' b reached early mex,
and a".: uia win nold .u Ind str;.I
nOs,elhlcu'trisl Fair at Pstershnr .
scolo,saa faucet Of Petersburg favor,
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17
BOOT AND SHOE SHOP

w Boots and Shoes made
xGto order, AMI repairs
u~DS lone in best style and
at cheapest prices
JAMES C. HOBBS,
NJ ,dison St., below Georgia Bridge
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17

md d.s.ala aa.: viii nold AL Ind st,;.,
inOefoh,ssru Fair at Petersburg
,solorsd1 10ost %s Of Petersburg favors
hat dist,;oa. man y for Congress from
Huntsville gazette., 1886-04-17

SLOUGH BEAT, LIMESTONE Go. ALA.
April a. 'SG
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He Chased a ShndnM.

As Me engineer Of engine l,277, OH the
Wabash, pulled ont Of Given, en- route
for Ottumwa, one evening recently, he
noticed what appeared 10 he small ami
NAL hopping along the track ahead OF
the pilot. Gradually he increased the
speed Of the locomotive, but the little
quadruPed seemed also To have dropped
another notch" and despite the tremcn-
dous gait OF ~ easily retained its posi-
ton. Disguised beyond expression, the
engineer began heaying chunks Of coal
at it, but all in vain. IT seemed TO bear
q charmed life, and successfully bafIled
all endeavors Of the engineer and fireman
to check its wild career. For twenty
miles the engineer had chased that de-
lusive object, and thoroughly Disguised
he gave up the race at Ottumwa, and
stopped. The object stopped also With
his pick in hand the engineer made q
sneak on the animal, harmless, but
possessed OF such anomalous migratory
powers. With quick precision he brought
the pick down full on the animals back,
but "sickening thud" was the only
sound he heard, and with o wild laugh
he arose, thenceforth to be raying
maniac. For full hour he had been
making desperate efforts to run over the
shadow Of leaf adbering to the head
light, and the discovery and reaction was
too much for his already shattered
nerves.-Burlingto Hawkeye.
Lehigh university has Mustard and
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THE SCHOOL MARIN.

oh, School Marmi
Thou who teachest the young idea
How 10 scoot, and spankeSt the erstwhe
Festive small boy with hand that taketh the trick;
Who also lammeth him with hickory switch,
OF ruler upon his shoulders,
Oh!
Thou art daisy!
Thou makest him the national emblem
Red, white and blue
Thou furnishcth the stripes
And be seeth the stars
oh. School Marin!
We couldn't do without thee,
And we don't want 10 try!
Thou art lovely and accomplished
Above all women, and IL thou art
Not married il is because thou art
Too smart Ia be caught that wayi
All school marms women,
But all women are not school marms,
And, angels pedagogic
That's whcra thou hast the bulge on thy sisters!
Oh, School Marm'
Thou mayeSt not get much pay here below,
But cheap education il national specially,
And thou wilt get thy reward In heaven;
The only drawback being that thou stayest them
When thou goeSt after IT, and we,
Who remain here below for our reward,
Miss you IKE thunder.
School Marmr there is anything We can do for you,
Call on us
Apply early. aud avoid the rush
Offlc" hours from n. m. To 5p, m.
We were a sChoOlbny once oursrlf
And can show the marks Of H.
l. Washington Critic
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uatsr rha. had Been seandalired.

An artesian well was recently bored at 20
Iumbus, Miss, and the water therelrom =
very cold and possesses rare chemical proper
ties. city negro, with cup IN his nanu'
WAS standing at the well day or two age,
when a brother from the country jumped on
his wagon and asked for drink OF the ceie-
brated water. A..
When the colored gentleman from the
country had swallowed thu water he smacheu
his lips and said:
Hi that watah's good, sho's 20 bon.
The other, with an air of great importance
replied: 10
an course hits good; hits boun' ter De
good fur hit comes l, 600 feet from de under
pinnin' of de yearth, an hits been scandal
lied by the bes' gynas from de state univer-
sity, nm wat yo' think he says hits got +"
hitl"
II dunno, Tn sho."
swell, he says deere is ten grains oxhide gas
ten grains cowbonic gas, ten grains foxforus
acid, an seventy grains hydrophobia IN dat
watah, hits boun' to be good watah, sah."-
Youths Companion.
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DreYitiea.

A palindromc reads equally well backward
or forward, but the following stanza beats
the paindrome in that 1t reads better back
ward than forward:
Krah, krah, eht sgod cd krab,
Eht sraggeb era gnimoc ut nwot;
EmoS nj sgar, emos nj SCAT,
Dina cmOs nj tevlev snwog
Springfield Union
"The car is full of alumni" whispered Miss
Beekonstreet to her friend from the west, NJ
they both journeyed Cambridgeward in the
horse car. YES" said the Chicago girl,
"and how it cbokes one up, don't III won
der they do not open the ventilators. Dos
ton Commercial Bulletin.
"Water is this an old or new herring
that you brought mer Cant you tellT
mo" "Well, then, what difference does 1t
maker Fliegende Batter.
The tenor and the soprano Of Chicago
church were married this week. Their nc
quaintancc began In the choir, and as the
happy pair meandered up the aisle the jocu-
lar orgnnist struck up, 1--WE met by chants 4"
Rambler.
Papa" said little Jimmie Briefless. "what
do you wear when you go 10 the court house
your law suitT "Ob, no, my son" replied
the good barrister. kindly. THAT Is the suit
man puts on when he goes naked. Only tho
clients wear hat."-Burdette.
joint canvass-that which covers ham.
New Orleans Picayune.
More than 1900 couplers have been patent
ell in this country, and yet there are hun
dreds OF thousands Of men and women yet
unhitched Lowell Citizen.
There was a gentle ripple Of merriment the
other day at certain religious gathering
when peculiarly staid and dignifed brother,
in referring 10 the denominational and doc
trinal change In the views Of the late Adoni-
ram Judson, one Of the pioneer missionaries
who started for India Congregationalist
and landed there Baptist, remarked that
the change In Judson's views occurred when
lie was half seas over. Springfield Union
Coachman who has approached Mrs. Brown
for more wagesl-What would your husband
say, mem, IL was 10 ask him for raisei
Mrs. Brown who knows her husbands
financial disposition)- Henry, as never
indulge in profanity, you must excuse me
rom venturing an expression on that sub
ject-Waif.
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something worthy OF love IN hlm-tna5 Is 10
say, something now that may turn out much
more hereafter. The man, her man, when
first met, may be--well, unripe, green fruit,
bad to taste, perhaps; but the woman, his
woman, sees the fruit as it viii be when
ripened, though his present unripeness may
cause her many a pang. SO she may love
him, marry him, stick 10 him, and get little
comfort ana good deal of misery out of
him.
well, is that tho relation in which stand
with YOU regarding BlancheFn asked.
ssSIy dear boy, You must decide that for
yourself I'm only citing dream, perhaps
a fsbls-one which like TO believe in, how
ever, since | have notion that believing in
ones day dreams makes them come to pass.
Come to paSsn' l said That is, you in
fer the misery shall bring Blanche by mar
rying her,"
NO. l didn't mean that he said an
deed, never thought of it in that way be
fore: but now, since you've put the clause IN
yourself, YOU might lc5 it remain, just as
warning. YOU know. But don't think am
lecturing you, or setting myself up as your
suueriOr |, William Brocner, have about
ali l can do in looking after William Broener.
That individual manages TO give me great
deal of trouble; and though l am quick,
perhaps, at spying out faults in others, can
generally, on arriving home, find similar
specimens in my own garden"
lone other matter" said he, after n mo
ment's hesitation I'VE are friends, but here
we part. You may recoiiect what told you
some time ago. There are times when peo-
pies mutual interests may bind them to
cether, and there are times when some agency
msy come along which shall cause them u
serarate That time seems TO have come for
us two-and sooner than l anticipated. You
retain your interest in the Bank and al that
NAV develop out Of it in the futuc: but liz
that future we are apart GOOd-Uy"
took his hand-for the last time. Then
Viii Eroener went his way. went mine.
As he had predicted, the present quartz
furore over Scrub mountain soon died away;
but the seadcr, our Bank" eventually led To
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Mrs. Frisklcy's Ingenuity.

Frislley has fallen into the habit of taking
a cocktail before his meals tie says his APP
petite is failing ard requires little gentle
stimulus
The other night when Friskley had arrived
at home, and had kissed his wife. the follow
ing dialogue enSued:
Thank you. John Won't you affection
tionatelyl kiss me againt"
kiss YOU again, my dear!"
That's what said. Aren't you willing to.
my lovet Don't you love me well enough
to.7
"Oh, yes; Of course" Kisses her again.
She shifting the airl-Abal Just rs
supposed You've heen drinking again
Boston Record
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Medirinal.
CONSTITUTIONAL CArARpo,,

NO single disease has entailea u
OF fastened the breaking up Of the &c ''tes,
'han catarrh. The sense Of smell, o :. ',e,
Agnt' OF hearing, the human yo;cs =. Ia.
one mere and sometimes all, Weld !, ' . stN
i've influence. The poison I, dIsris,. y c's's,
out the system attacks eyerv g. thress
breaks up the most robust q; Qua. al lore =,
norea, because but little unde-.,ott9aiiot. =
phySieians, impotently assaiIei ~ By ~
ehariatans, those suffering Inv, 9aacsl -
hope to be relieved OF il this side ~ y have ~
Is time, then, that the popular IN " sae g,, :
terrible disease by remedies VIII LIehIg ~
all passed into the hands a, once ,.'o lhs 'esf J,
trustworthy. The new and him pt:Cti ~
method adopted by Dr. Sanfon, i IN ,s gl,-;
uon OF his RADICAL CURE has NO. Hie p't;S,
approval OF thousands. IL is ins, Tie boz
Attending reliei in all head co,ds SlIalelSs Z
ling ana ohstructed breathing ana ev sLs. ~
noves the most oppressive syISr ne Ii@i.ty =
TIE hean, sweetening the breath ,.S e.eSss,
senses OF smell. taste and hearing s.vNt%!lg ~
ing the constitutional tendency =, snq hs,t,.S
towards the lungs, liver and lil,ncrs We tsysS
sANFoRps RADICAL CURE con,,Si,
OF the RADICAL CURE, one hny ~ " " ott &c.
SoLyESr. and one IMPROVED inn =, ~ - s.ArlEIE,
POTTER DRrs & CHEyIcu O. pp'ss
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leighbor but one.

g Some Sdy they're married and some"
But where and when and how did they get
married! On this point Mrs. LuSar, Mrs.
Hedges and Mrs. Obed Smith resolved them
selves into a back kitchen senate, and dis
cuSsed the question for many days Mrs.
Oiled Smith was informally deputiSad to call
on Mother Seton and talk round the matter
with the view of beating this bird out of the
bush.
Mrs. O. did so. After much preliminariz-
ing Mrs. o. asked for the particulars of the
marriage
Eianche's dignity had come in part from
the maternal side. Mother Seton had of
this also stock i'll reserve, to be used on
occasion.
DO you wish to SEQ my daughters mar
riage certificate." she asked. 1T is not Yet
framed and hung up in the parlor to satisfy
visitors
Mrs. Obed felt that something like a hint
hal been given. COnversatiOnally, she felt
chilled, shortly took her leave, returned to
the senate, and surmised more fruitfully and
frightfully than ever.
The next Sunday Rev. Harmon Sayre was
surprised at the fullneSs Of his congregation,
and regretted that he had reserved his strong
est effort for the evening But the looked
for bride and groom We're not there The
congregation returned home disappointed.
Some were angered Many went out of their
way to pass Mother Sefton's house. But the
Seton front door was not loquaciouS. The
front blinds were all closed; the half-opened
gate, though it swung idly ON its hinges
seemed Ia be keeping its own counsel; the
old doorstep was rs silent rs any other stone;
and when the little dog that trotted along
with Mrs. Smith and had accompanied her to
church intruded himself on Mother SeftonS
cat, as she surveyed the passers-by from her
seat on the front yard fence, she spat ut him
a piece of her feline mind and sentiment and
administered such a scratch on his nose as he
carried many a day afterward.
Over thirty years have elapsed since that
time As | write, woman sits near me,
whose clear complexion, bright, sparkling
eve, hair in which a thread of silver is here
and there visible, and general contour of
figure as symmetrical as ever, proves that
the ripcned beauty of maturity may last
/ even though, as to age, four years have passed
the turning point of half century.
II j. BlanChe
Then l may say with truth that love can
last, and even weather without Shipwrecli
/ that dangerous cape-MatrimonyN
Say rather" said she, that true love
I never dies
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r.. Knoek.d the eov.rnor Out.

Governor Porter, Of Indiana, b noted for
his chiIdiike and bland methods when be goes
out TO speak during an electioneering tour.
He always assumes the familiarity Of know
ing ell people On one occasion be went
down to Franklin, twenty miles below In
dianapolis He arose to speak with his face
wreatbed in smiles and began:
ladies and gentlemen, It affords me great
pleasure TO meet my old friends whom kave
known so long"
At this point some shrill voice In the au-
dience shouted:
@Name 'em; name 'em, governor.
This 30 disconnected the governor thar ne
did not recover from it all the eveutng.-
Kansas City Star.
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A GREAT BLOWER.

A woman was trading in n store Ola Michi,
gan avenue the other day when the proprie-
tor began smiling and snufIlng the air and OK.
citedly inquired: Don't you smell smoker
YES" Lands save us but I'm afraid the
store is on fire, and I'm not insured 1t
smells like pine wood" Laws, but you men
don't know nothingl' said the woman, as she
calmly sat down. That's the smell Of meat
burning in n kettle back in one Of those
houses. The woman has let the water bile
out. Pine wool Humphl How much a
yard for that factoryf-D Detroit Free Press.
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DER OAK UND DER VINE.

don'd vas preaching vomans righdts.
Or angling like dot;
Und likes TO see all peoples
shust gondented NIT dheir lot;
Budt wants to gondradict dot shap
Dot made dis leedle shoke:
"A woman vas der giinging vine,
Und man der shturly oak"
Berhaps. sometimes, dot may pc drue;
Budt, den dimes oudt on nine,
] find me oudt dot man himself
Vas poem der glinging vine;
Und when hees frendts obey oil vas gone,
Und he vas shust ''tead proke."
Dots vehn der woman shteps rghdt in,
Und peen der shturdy oak.
Shust 90 CUP to der baseball grounds
Und see dhose "shturdy oaks
all planted roundt ubon der seats
Shust hear dheir laughs ind SMOKES!
Dhen see dhose vomens at der tubs,
Nit Clothes oudt on der lines;
Which vas der Sturdy oaks. mine friendts,
Upd vich der glinging vinest
When Sickness in der household comes,
Und weeks und weeks he shtays,
Who vas ID fightds him midout resde
Dhose weary nighdts und days,
Who beace ind comfort always pringS
Und cools dot fefered prowt
More like id vas der tender vine
Dot oak he glings to now.
Man wants budt leedie here pelow."
Der boet Won time said;
Dhere's leedle dot man he poS'p want,
i dink III means, inshted;
Und When der years keep rolling on,
Dbeir cares und droubles bringing,
He wants 10 ne der shtuniy oak.
Und. also, do der giinging.
Maybe, when oaks obey Cling some more.
Und don'd So shturdy peen,
Der glinging vines obey hat some shancs
To help run Lifels masheen.
In helt ind sickness, shoy ind pain,
In calm or shtormy yeddher,
Twas beddher dot dhoSe oaks ind vines
Should always Cling togeddher..
Charles Follen Adams in Harper's MONTH
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1886-12-12

The Princess Wilhelmiue, heir to the
throne of Holland, has lately celebrated
her sixth birthday anniversary. On that
occasion the queen invited to the royal
palace all children born on the same day
as the princess, and treated them to a
banquet and presents of toys. A sur
prising number responded to the call,
and though the queen welcomed them
all, she was heard to remark that the
31st of August, 1880, must have been the
greatest day for births on record.-For-
eiCn Letter.
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NJ. Bartholdi's Liberty,

1t has once been charged that NJ. Bar
thold modelled the goddess originally to
represent commerce, for the purpose of
setting it up ut one of the entrances Of
the Sucz canal as lighthouse, but that
Ismail pacha did not like the design, and
that it was palmcd Off as goddess
breathing the spirit of freedom. 1t is a
fast that with the advice of Count de Les
seps NJ Dartholdi did make sketch Of a
figure Of Egypt with the face of fcllah,
hut the sketch does not ut all resemble
the one now on Bedlow's island.-Phla
delphia Press.
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Queer Wrinkles.
LOCAL PRIDE.

LOIAI lilDE-
A Boston lady, who with her little hoy ro-
Gently returned from visit to San Francisco,
stopped over night at the Palmer house,
Chicago.
Now, remember, Waldo" she said, rs they
seated themselves at tho dinner table "you
are not to say, Pork and beans but Beans
and pork Never forget, my son, that you
are Bostonese."
GREAT BLOWER.
Featherly was blowing his ten to cool il Off,
while Bobby regarded him with intense in
terest.
"What is the matter, Robertr said tho old
man. Don't you know that it is very impo.
lite to stare at person in that wayl"
"Huhi" responded Bobby. "You said lie
was the biggest blower in town. He can't
blow any harder'n can. Now York Sun.
EVERYTHING READY FOR HIM.
Fashionable Mother to fashionable daugh-
ter)-Are you going out, deari
Fashionable Daughter-Yes, mamma.
Fashionable Mothcr-hnd if the hairdresser
should come while you are outi
Fashionable Daugbter-Oh, ] have left full
instructions with Janc.-Ncw York Sun.